This is a list of all the questions and their associated study carrel identifiers. One can learn a lot of the "aboutness" of a text simply by reading the questions.
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20024 | This will furnish amusement, for what is more entertaining than trying the cap on others? |
28847 | Any errand I can do you?" |
28847 | Max and Maurice( need I mention?) |
28847 | Now that his old pipe is out, Shattered, smashed,_ gone up the spout_? |
28847 | What concern is that to I?" |
28847 | Who shall now for Master Lämpel Lead the service in the temple? |
28847 | Who shall now the children guide, Lead their steps to wisdom''s side? |
28847 | [ Illustration] Why must these two scalawags Cut those gashes in the bags? |
28847 | he cries:"what have we here?" |
16197 | For example, what? |
16197 | How often do you play golf? |
16197 | Well now, old man, how about trying some of these electrical treatments or these chemicalized baths or these remedies I see advertised? 16197 And what would a New Jersey corporation know about raising a hen? 16197 Besides, what sort of a way was that to greet the dewy morn? 16197 But did I attribute my supremacy in this regard to accumulating and thickening layers of tissue in the general vicinity of my midriff? 16197 But what would you? 16197 Could he hope to tack and go about before he blew clear over into the next county? 16197 Could it be that this practiced woodsman''s eye actually appraised me as being as heavy as my mate, or even heavier? 16197 Does not the philanthropic aspect of the proposition more than balance off the mercenary side? 16197 If he was fat, unmistakably and conclusively fat and he was-- what then was I? 16197 Must I make you a diagram, or is this plain enough for your understanding? |
16197 | So why worry about what was natural and normal among persons of my temperament, and having my hereditary impulses, upon attaining a given age? |
16197 | What must I do to be saved? |
16233 | & Quo tendis? |
16233 | 3--T. Hanmer''s(?) |
16233 | But first it may be demanded, What the Thing we speak of is? |
16233 | Cum affectaretur, Num quid vis? |
16233 | Incipit ille: Si benè me novi, non Viscum pluris amicum, Non Varium facies; nam quis me scribere plures Aut citiùs possit versus? |
16233 | Interpellandi locus hic erat: Est tibi mater, Cognati, queis te salvo est opus? |
16233 | Jamdudum video: sed nil agis: usque tenebo: Persequar: hinc quò nunc iter est tibi? |
16233 | Mecà ¦ nas quomodo tecum? |
16233 | Memini benè; sed meliori Tempora dicam: hodie tricesima sabbata, vin''tu Curtis Judà ¦ is oppedere? |
16233 | Or what the Facetiousness( or_ Wit_ as he calls it before) doth import? |
16233 | Then instead of answering, could I ask such a Person, WHY ARE YOU NOT HANDSOME? |
16233 | Unde venis? |
16233 | WHY ARE YOU NOT GAY, PLEASANT, AND CHEARFUL? |
16233 | WHY HAVE YOU NOT BLACK EYES, AND A BETTER COMPLEXION? |
16233 | What is it then, which like the_ Pow''r Divine_, We only can by_ Negatives_ define? |
16233 | _ Alexander_ the VIth was very busily questioning the Ambassador of_ Venice_, Of whom his Masters held their Customs and Prerogatives of the Sea? |
16233 | magnâ Inclamat voce;&, Licet antestari? |
16233 | quis membra movere Mollius? |
14973 | And why avoid an Expression in use, to introduce one which says precisely the same Thing? |
14973 | Are the narrations of Davila so lively and animated, or do his sentiments breathe such a love of liberty and virtue, as those of Livy and Herodotus? |
14973 | Are the portraits of Thuanus so strong and expressive as those of Sallust and Plutarch? |
14973 | Are the reflections of Machiavel so subtle and refined as those of Tacitus? |
14973 | Are there any other Passions than those that have been handled by_ Otway_ and_ Dryden_? |
14973 | But do they make new Discoveries in the human Heart? |
14973 | Does not the Poet here quite hide his Hero to shew himself? |
14973 | For what Reason has this Passage been always praised by the Criticks? |
14973 | How infinitely superior to all such dazling Ideas, are these simple and natural Words of_ Monimia_ to her angry Brother? |
14973 | If it be now asked to what can we ascribe this superiority of the moderns in all the species of ridicule? |
14973 | In effect, why should_ Chamont_ make such a long- winded Simile almost in the Height of Rage for the Ruin of his Sister? |
14973 | Is that natural? |
14973 | Is there any other Evangelic Moral than that of Dr._ Tillotson_? |
14973 | Is there any other Greatness than that of_ Shakespear_ and_ Milton_? |
14973 | Musick expresses Passions, Sentiments and Images: but what are the Concords that can be giv''n an Epigram? |
14973 | What can be more animated than Raphael''s"Paul preaching at Athens?" |
14973 | What more deeply moving than"The Massacre of the Innocents"by Le Brun? |
14973 | What more graceful than"The Aurora"of Guido? |
14973 | What more tender and delicate than Mary holding the child Jesus, in his famous"Holy Family?" |
14973 | What of its position in poetry? |
14973 | What then would a Work be, that was filled with far- fetched and Problematick Thoughts? |
14973 | Will it be deemed a paradox, to assert, that Congreve''s dramatic persons have no striking and natural characteristic? |
15705 | At you? |
15705 | By the memory of George Washington you swear that you are not a smugglesome man? |
15705 | Do you think I used the''Kaiser Wilhelm the Grocer''to come from Staten Island? |
15705 | Do you wish to open me further and see? |
15705 | Domestic or imported? |
15705 | Opened in Europe-- yes? 15705 Pajamas?" |
15705 | Put them back, please? |
15705 | They look like a Chinaman''s Sunday trousers-- yes? |
15705 | What have you been drinking? |
15705 | What is it, Mike? |
15705 | What is the verdict? |
15705 | What is this? |
15705 | What is your name? |
15705 | Who are you? |
15705 | Why does a chicken cross the street? 15705 You want it for the hair?" |
15705 | You wear these pajamas? 15705 A foolish member of the Interrogation family whose most fiendish offspring isHow old is Ann?" |
15705 | And he replied,"Why do n''t you go And get another shoe?" |
15705 | At what time in the evening does papa and mamma crawl out of the dumb waiter and how much is the gas bill? |
15705 | Did you hear over the wireless system about the labor strikes and try to smuggle in some cheap labor?" |
15705 | Do n''t you think it is pretty hard lines when I have to make them wash the water on both sides before putting it in the teapot? |
15705 | Do n''t you? |
15705 | Do you know that a wise man can sometimes be a fool and get away with it? |
15705 | From the Latin words"footibus,"meaning"_ put the boots to him_,"and"balloona,"meaning"up in the air, or, who hit me with a public building?" |
15705 | How long did Ann''s sweetheart remain after he learned the bitter truth? |
15705 | How old was Ann when she received a seat? |
15705 | How old will Ann''s mother be when the book gets back? |
15705 | I threw the aluminum blanket off my face and cried:"What is it? |
15705 | In the meantime, however, I figure that I have lost$ 41,894.03 in royalties,$ 74 worth of glory and about 14 cents worth of fame-- tough, is n''t it? |
15705 | What is in this bottle?" |
15705 | What is it?" |
15705 | What is this?" |
15705 | What time does the dinner bell ring and who squares it with the grocer? |
15705 | What were the clerks swearing at after Ann went out? |
15705 | When? |
15705 | Where?" |
15705 | Which train did James take and when does Ann expect him back? |
15705 | Why does Ann converse with callers through the speaking tube? |
15705 | Why? |
15705 | You have been to Europe, have you not?" |
15705 | said the man,"where is the Chink that goes with this wearing apparel? |
15705 | what is this?" |
15705 | what is this?" |
6882 | Are any other beings ever found in such masses, but vermin? 6882 Grind and confinement?" |
6882 | So how can_ we_ help being that way? 6882 A great blind force? 6882 A self- aware purposeful force then? 6882 Again, in the old Jewish Bible, what tempts the first pair? 6882 And how great a development could they attain to thereafter? 6882 And why? 6882 And would they have ever tried airships? 6882 Are they right? 6882 Bears or turtles? 6882 But wait: what is this in the corner? 6882 Could it have been a quite natural belief that they had already won? 6882 Dogs? 6882 Forget? 6882 Goats, then? 6882 If we owe this to passion, what follows? 6882 If we wanted to_ be_ Gods-- but ah, can we grasp that ambition? 6882 In every field of thought then, two schools appear, that are divided on this: Must we forever be at heart high- grade simians? 6882 In the far distant ages that lie before us what will be the result of this constant preoccupation with desire? 6882 Is n''t it strange? 6882 Is that soul alive and loving? 6882 Is this one of the reasons why ants fight so much? 6882 Men, animals, insects-- what tribe of us asks any object, except to keep trying to satisfy its own master appetite? 6882 Or are we at heart something else? 6882 Or in industry: Why do factory workers produce more in eight hours a day than in ten? 6882 Our adventure may satisfy_ us:_ does it satisfy Nature? 6882 Our telescopes may some day disclose to us the hills of Arcturus, but how will that help us if we can not find the soul of the world? 6882 Pigs? 6882 Still, even in low social circles-- XIII Are we or are we not simians? 6882 The elephant? 6882 What could you expect? 6882 What other such lust could exert great driving force? 6882 What was it then, that put them out of the race? 6882 When he added,Why, these crowds,"I turned and asked,"Why, what about them?" |
6882 | Which group, we''d have wondered, would ever contrive to rule all the rest? |
6882 | Who would exchange these for the pallid couple in the Garden of Eden?" |
6882 | Why do n''t we all die or give up when we''re sick of the world? |
6882 | Why should n''t creeds totter when they are jerry- built creeds? |
6882 | Why should you feel disappointment at something inevitable?" |
6882 | Why? |
6882 | Will it kill us or save us? |
6882 | Will this trait and our insatiable curiosity interact on each other? |
6882 | With us is it curiosity? |
6882 | Wolves, whales, crows? |
6882 | Would it after all be any more startling than our rise from the slime? |
6882 | XVII What are the handicaps this race will have in building religions? |
6882 | Yes, and even if we are permitted to have a long reign, and are not laid away with the failures, are we a success? |
6882 | endless interest in one''s environment? |
6882 | or callous? |
6882 | or cruel? |
6882 | or dead? |
26260 | Are any other beings ever found in such masses, but vermin? 26260 ***** In every field of thought then, two schools appear, that are divided on this: Must we forever be at heart high- grade simians? 26260 ***** In the far distant ages that lie before us what will be the result of this constant preoccupation with desire? 26260 ***** Yes, and even if we are permitted to have a long reign, and are not laid away with the failures, are we a success? 26260 A great blind force? 26260 A self- aware purposeful force then? 26260 Again, in the old Jewish Bible, what tempts the first pair? 26260 And how great a development could they attain to thereafter? 26260 And why? 26260 And would they have ever tried airships? 26260 Are they right? 26260 Bears or turtles? 26260 But wait: what is this in the corner? 26260 Could it have been a quite natural belief that they had already won? 26260 Dogs? 26260 Forget? 26260 Goats, then? 26260 If we owe this to passion, what follows? 26260 If we wanted to_ be_ Gods-- but ah, can we grasp that ambition? 26260 Is n''t it strange? 26260 Is that soul alive and loving? 26260 Is this one of the reasons why ants fight so much? 26260 Men, animals, insects-- what tribe of us asks any object, except to keep trying to satisfy its own master appetite? 26260 Or are we at heart something else? 26260 Or in industry: Why do factory workers produce more in eight hours a day than in ten? 26260 Our adventure may satisfy_ us_: does it satisfy Nature? 26260 Our airships may some day float over the hills of Arcturus, but how will that help us if we can not find the soul of the world? 26260 Pigs? 26260 Still, even in low social circles--_ THIRTEEN_ Are we or are we not simians? 26260 The elephant? 26260 What could you expect? 26260 What other such lust could exert great driving force? 26260 What was it then, that put them out of the race? 26260 When he added,Why, these crowds,"I turned and asked,"Why, what about them?" |
26260 | Which group, we''d have wondered, would ever contrive to rule all the rest? |
26260 | Who would exchange these for the pallid couple in the Garden of Eden?" |
26260 | Why do n''t we all die or give up when we''re sick of the world? |
26260 | Why should n''t creeds totter when they are jerry- built creeds? |
26260 | Why should you feel disappointment at something inevitable?" |
26260 | Why? |
26260 | Will it kill us or save us? |
26260 | Will this trait and our insatiable curiosity interact on each other? |
26260 | With us is it curiosity? |
26260 | Wolves, whales, crows? |
26260 | Would it after all be any more startling than our rise from the slime? |
26260 | _ SEVENTEEN_ What are the handicaps this race will have in building religions? |
26260 | endless interest in one''s environment? |
26260 | or callous? |
26260 | or cruel? |
26260 | or dead? |
849 | Do you ever suffer from dyspepsia, Colly wobbles? |
849 | Do you notice how he is sitting? |
849 | Has the child of thy female gardener some pens, some ink, or some paper? |
849 | Have you pens, ink, and paper? |
849 | Oh,said they,"what was that?" |
849 | Well, what is it? |
849 | Well, why not get a yard of sarsenet? |
849 | Werry good-- werry good, indeed,said the man of the sea,"and ken ye kerry coals?" |
849 | What sort of rooms are they, and how much? |
849 | What''s an''automaton''? |
849 | What, and leave the skirt exactly as it is? |
849 | Whatever made it go off like that? |
849 | Will yer step inside, sir? 849 Will you step this way, please?" |
849 | After which I added:"What is dyspepsia, pa?" |
849 | And when all is done, what difference is there, I should like to know, between a baby''s night- shirt and the thing it wears in the day- time? |
849 | And who shall say that their mode of enjoyment is not as sensible as ours? |
849 | And who would not risk its terrors to gain its raptures? |
849 | And yet, in spite of the killing pace and the stony track, who but the sluggard or the dolt can hold aloof from the course? |
849 | Are men and women so unchanged? |
849 | But what can you expect from baggy trousers and a monkeyjacket? |
849 | But, there, of what use is it to preach? |
849 | Can it be possible? |
849 | Can you remember, reader, when you and I felt something of the same sort of thing? |
849 | Did he wear trousers? |
849 | Did little maidens''hearts beat the same under pearl- embroidered bodices as they do under Mother Hubbard cloaks? |
849 | Did she ponder upon my words and determine to profit by them and to lead from that hour a better and nobler life? |
849 | Do you ever think of those dead hands? |
849 | Do you know that that dull- eyed, gin- sodden lout leaning against the post out there is immeasurably your intellectual superior? |
849 | Do you remember Dickens''"Haunted Man"--how he prayed for forgetfulness, and how, when his prayer was answered, he prayed for memory once more? |
849 | Glancing round with an imbecile smile, you sniggeringly observe that"it has n''t got much hair has it?" |
849 | Have steel casques and chimney- pot hats made no difference to the brains that work beneath them? |
849 | Have you dried up seas and leveled mountains and left the tiny human heart- strings to defy you? |
849 | How heavy the time must hang upon their hands, and what on earth do they occupy their thoughts with, supposing that they have any? |
849 | How many an innocent girl do they not degrade into an evil- minded woman? |
849 | I forget; or did he go about as he does in the pantomimes? |
849 | I said:"Do you think it will really please''em?" |
849 | I said:"Does it fit all right behind?" |
849 | I wonder what it means, or has it any meaning at all? |
849 | Is it that the parents are ashamed of the size of the child and wish to make believe that it is longer than it actually is? |
849 | Is it that you are physically incapable of comprehending the direction in which you are proceeding? |
849 | Is there any human being, I wonder, besides the hero of a Sunday- school"tale for boys,"who ever gets up willingly? |
849 | Is there not another thirsty traveler standing by? |
849 | Must we believe those who tell us that a hand foul with the filth of a shameful life is the only one a young girl cares to be caressed by? |
849 | Need I say more? |
849 | Not exactly the sort of thing for an idle fellow to think about, is it? |
849 | Oo peased wi''me?" |
849 | She had requested my judgment upon her general conduct and behavior, the exact case submitted being,"Wot oo tink of me? |
849 | The brat is calmed at last, and would no doubt remain quiet enough, only some mischievous busybody points you out again with"Who''s this, baby?" |
849 | There are the two-- what do you call them? |
849 | There was dead silence when I finished-- it was one of those long jokes, too-- and then, at last, somebody said:"And that was the joke?" |
849 | To how many a weak lad do they not point out the dirty by- path as the shortest cut to a maiden''s heart? |
849 | True, it is a little thing, but we are a little race, and what is the use of our pretending otherwise and spoiling fun? |
849 | Was she grateful to me for my plain speaking? |
849 | We''ll go through the world together and always stand by each other, wo n''t we?" |
849 | What cared Robinson Crusoe for a patch on his trousers? |
849 | What did it matter to him if his toes did stick out of his boots? |
849 | What did she do? |
849 | What did ums do to ums?" |
849 | What noble deeds were we not ripe for in the days when we loved? |
849 | What noble lives could we not have lived for her sake? |
849 | What of that? |
849 | What place d''ye call this?" |
849 | What shall it be? |
849 | What sort of an umbrella would you like?" |
849 | What was it to her that her husband was a great philosopher? |
849 | What would the world do without ambitious people, I should like to know? |
849 | Who could be, to look into the little innocent faces clustered in timid helplessness round those great gates that open down into the world? |
849 | Who has not felt the sorrowful enchantment of those lingering sunsets? |
849 | Who would care two straws( whatever precise amount of care two straws may represent) whether you are blown up, or hung up, or married, or drowned? |
849 | Who would mind roughing it a bit if that were all it meant? |
849 | Why can not"narrow twos"be kept more in stock? |
849 | Why could she not have smiled when her smiles would have filled you with ecstasy? |
849 | Why do babies have such yards of unnecessary clothing? |
849 | Why do the little faces look so grave and solemn when they pause awhile from romping, and stand, deep wrapt, with straining eyes? |
849 | Why should n''t we dress a little gayly? |
849 | Why should we all try to look like ants crawling over a dust- heap? |
849 | Why should we not stand up now and then and eat a tart to somebody''s success? |
849 | Would not the rooms seem silent without their pattering feet, and might not you stray apart if no prattling voices called you together? |
849 | You say"yes,"old screen; but are you quite sure? |
849 | and is this your power? |
849 | and what if his umbrella was a cotton one, so long as it kept the rain off? |
849 | can not you hear their low laughter from behind the blackberry- bushes and their distant whoops along the grassy glades? |
849 | happy and want a lark? |
849 | old screen, and did the lads and the lassies go making love fifty years ago just as they do now? |
11279 | A king? |
11279 | A knight? 11279 A message? |
11279 | And father? |
11279 | And is this why you came to see me? |
11279 | And you have come all the way to Washington, D.C. in order to increase your weight? |
11279 | And you will take me to the country club? |
11279 | Any rank? 11279 Are you sure?" |
11279 | Bant? |
11279 | But have you any social position? |
11279 | But why did you come? |
11279 | Ca n''t you guess? |
11279 | Can you beat that? 11279 Corker?" |
11279 | Do I look like a Scandinavian? 11279 Do I understand that you are traveling abroad because of your unpopularity at home?" |
11279 | Do I? 11279 Do n''t you generally succeed in having your own way with him?" |
11279 | Do n''t you think it would be better if you went alone to these hotels? 11279 Do they wish to know about me? |
11279 | Do you feel competent to take charge of her and regulate her conduct? |
11279 | Do you mean to say that there is a country in which all the woman are fat? |
11279 | Do you mean to say that you never heard of a gin fizz? |
11279 | Do you see this badge with all the jewels in it? 11279 Does he ever scold you for being thin?" |
11279 | Does he_ what_? |
11279 | Does it? |
11279 | Dollars? |
11279 | Duck? |
11279 | For what? |
11279 | From your first interview with her, do you believe that it would be advisable for any of us to attempt to interfere with her plans? |
11279 | Have you questioned Kalora again? |
11279 | Hideous? 11279 How dare you?" |
11279 | How did he escape? |
11279 | How did he manage to escape? |
11279 | How do you do? |
11279 | How-- ah-- where did you get this description? |
11279 | I-- I never have seen you before, have I? |
11279 | I? |
11279 | Is he ever angry with you because you are not big and plump and-- and-- pulpy? |
11279 | Is it possible that somewhere in this world there is a food which will add a pound a day? |
11279 | Let''s see, what shall we tackle? |
11279 | Oh, really? |
11279 | Once more pardon me, but have you done anything for it? |
11279 | Over a wall ten feet high? |
11279 | Shall I try to put up a bluff, or fight it out? |
11279 | So this is how you have managed my affairs? |
11279 | That''s why you notified me as soon as you arrived, is n''t it? 11279 The Princess-- ah--?" |
11279 | The what? |
11279 | Then in your country I would not be considered hideous, would I? |
11279 | Then you do n''t think fat women are beautiful? |
11279 | Then you know what constitutes beauty? |
11279 | These are what you call beautiful women? |
11279 | Were you invited? |
11279 | What are you doing here? |
11279 | What are you trying to tell me? |
11279 | What can I do? |
11279 | What country is this? |
11279 | What does it mean? |
11279 | What is the meaning of this shocking exhibition? |
11279 | What would that be in piasters? |
11279 | What''s the matter with my wealth and social position? 11279 Why do n''t you duck?" |
11279 | Why remain in Morovenia? |
11279 | Why should you know anything about tennis- balls? 11279 Wo n''t you be seated?" |
11279 | Would you mind if I butted in with a suggestion? |
11279 | You are not displeased to find me here? |
11279 | You are_ here_--here in Morovenia? 11279 You have been in America a long time?" |
11279 | You have met many people-- that is, the important people? |
11279 | You have seen many women in many countries? |
11279 | You have traveled a great deal? |
11279 | You said American, did n''t you? 11279 _ Find_ some one?" |
11279 | _ Find_ some one? |
11279 | And you?" |
11279 | Any title? |
11279 | Are you a real ingénue, or a kidder?" |
11279 | Are you from America?" |
11279 | Are you trying to string me by asking such questions? |
11279 | Besides, you do n''t need any help, do you?" |
11279 | But what in the name of all that is pure and sanctified are you doing in the land of the free?" |
11279 | But why tell you the story of my life? |
11279 | Can you beat that? |
11279 | Could she well escape the gaieties of Washington? |
11279 | Did they carry her? |
11279 | Did you ever hear of the town of Bessemer?" |
11279 | Did you?" |
11279 | Do n''t you remember? |
11279 | Do you love him?" |
11279 | Do you see the point? |
11279 | For a simple and democratic people you are rather fond of high- sounding titles, do n''t you think?" |
11279 | For me?" |
11279 | Have you a title?" |
11279 | How could one man be worth four hundred million piasters?" |
11279 | How long have you been here?" |
11279 | I described you, but-- your name--_please_ tell me your name again? |
11279 | In other words, why did n''t you drop me a line?" |
11279 | Is it necessary to tell? |
11279 | It is n''t you, is it?" |
11279 | Must they know the truth? |
11279 | Now, why not America? |
11279 | She reasoned thus with herself:"To- day I have disgraced myself to the utmost, and, since I am utterly shamed, why not revel in my lawlessness?" |
11279 | Take off your hat-- ah, I remember, you leave that on, do n''t you?" |
11279 | Tell me-- the stranger-- you know, the one in the garden-- has he been taken?" |
11279 | That evening he made a most astonishing report to his intimates of the corps and asked:"What shall I do?" |
11279 | That''s the really proper thing to do, do n''t you think?" |
11279 | Was he going to attempt to poke a hole through a wall three feet thick? |
11279 | Was it really Popova? |
11279 | We know each other pretty well-- don''t you think we do? |
11279 | What are the requirements? |
11279 | What do you think of me?" |
11279 | What ensued? |
11279 | What is it you wish to say?" |
11279 | What is the capital of the United States?" |
11279 | What more can I say, except that I shall always remember you? |
11279 | What must a woman be, that all men would call her beautiful?" |
11279 | What of that? |
11279 | Where am I?" |
11279 | Why had she called upon the Secretary? |
11279 | Will you pardon me for being a wee bit personal? |
11279 | Yes, I must exhibit her, but how-- how?" |
11279 | You are an Englishman, I presume?" |
11279 | You came all the way?" |
11279 | You go to balls and dinners and the theater, do n''t you?" |
11279 | You met him abroad?" |
11279 | [ Illustration:"Are you a real ingénue, or a kidder?"] |
374 | A liability? |
374 | About how much do you thank me? |
374 | Alas,said the Policeman,"why did I not attack the sober one before exhausting myself upon the other?" |
374 | And by what motives were you actuated? |
374 | And only one body? |
374 | And what are you going to do with the nice new frown? |
374 | And who, pray, taught you to be detected? |
374 | And you have now two heads, have you not? |
374 | And--? |
374 | At what sum do you estimate this bank''s proportion of the country''s loss by me? |
374 | But where is the tiger? |
374 | But you will contribute something to the campaign fund to assist in your election, will you not? |
374 | Can not an honest writer? |
374 | Certainly,replied the Insurance Agent;"have I not been trying all this time to convince you that I do?" |
374 | Did I say I was going to decide that case? |
374 | Did I say I would give you one half? |
374 | Did you ever practise Gohomoeopathy? |
374 | Do you happen to have the lack with you? |
374 | Do you suppose I am here for my health? |
374 | Does he expect me to shoot passengers through the car windows? |
374 | Does he take me for an assassin? |
374 | For example? |
374 | How are you getting on, brother? |
374 | How dare you mention the loss of my temper in connection with this case? |
374 | How did the Honourable Member whom you represent know that I was coming again? |
374 | How much? |
374 | How so? |
374 | How then,the Slander asked, triumphantly,"have you overtaken me?" |
374 | I''m very glad to see you, but why did you come here? |
374 | In what court? |
374 | Indeed? 374 It is true I promised you I would not steal; but had I ever promised you that I would not lie?" |
374 | Lead? |
374 | Madam,said Saint Peter, rising and approaching the wicket,"whence do you come?" |
374 | Melancholy wreck,said the Statesman,"what brought you to this state of degradation? |
374 | Poor bruised and bleeding creature,said the compassionate Traveller,"what misfortune caused you to be so far away from the source of power?" |
374 | Progress? |
374 | Sir,said the Most Respectable Citizen, austerely,"were you not once in the State Senate?" |
374 | That is true, no doubt,said the Goat,"but how about the circus- poster crop? |
374 | That would indeed be gilt- edged,said the banker, gravely;"but what claim have you to the hand of my daughter?" |
374 | Then am I to infer,said his Questioner,"that_ you_ are not fallible?" |
374 | Then,said the Hard Man to Deal With,"why are you so anxious to have your Company bet me money that it will not?" |
374 | Then,said the Successful Claimant,"what good has all this litigation done me?" |
374 | To what school of medicine do you belong? |
374 | Upon what ground, sir? |
374 | Upon what grounds? |
374 | Well,said the monarch, observing her inspection of the royal person,"how do you like me?" |
374 | What ails you, Father? |
374 | What answer did he give you? |
374 | What are they? |
374 | What are you giving me? |
374 | What are you in for? |
374 | What are you in there for? |
374 | What do you want? |
374 | What frightened him? |
374 | What have you been eating? |
374 | What have you in the hat- box, my friend? |
374 | What is that? |
374 | What is the matter with your shirt? |
374 | What is the object of that organisation? |
374 | What is your business? |
374 | What security have you to offer? |
374 | What sin art thou committing now, O son of a Christian dog? |
374 | What will you give me,he said,"for my Bear?" |
374 | What, then,said the Man in a Hurry, eagerly,"is the time of day?" |
374 | Whence do you come? |
374 | Which licked? 374 Who are you,"he faltered,"and why do you come here?" |
374 | Who are you,said the King,"and what is your business in life?" |
374 | Who art thou? |
374 | Who ever saw so small a beast? |
374 | Who is your master? |
374 | Why did he wish to travel so fast? |
374 | Why did you do that, Madam? |
374 | Why did you do that? |
374 | Why did you try to run away? |
374 | Why do n''t you come out on dry land? |
374 | Why do n''t you kill it at once, like a lady? |
374 | Why do you appeal to the law? |
374 | Why do you glare at me so inhospitably? |
374 | Why do you laugh? |
374 | Why do you stay up there in that sterile place and go hungry? |
374 | Why do you weep? |
374 | Why not? |
374 | Why should I dig it up? |
374 | Why should you not rather rejoice? |
374 | Why should you slay me? |
374 | Why so? |
374 | Why, then, do you come, things being even when he had hurled me back? |
374 | Why,said the Ant,"did you not store up some food for yourself, instead of singing all the time?" |
374 | Why,said they,"should we be all the time tucking you out with food when you do nothing to tuck us out?" |
374 | Will what I say make any difference? |
374 | Yes, yes, I know,the other persisted;"but of what benefit to man is your discovery? |
374 | You have the impudence? 374 Your Honour,"said the Malefactor, interrupting,"would you be kind enough to alter my punishment to ten years in the penitentiary and nothing else?" |
374 | A Flourishing Industry"Are the industries of this country in a flourishing condition?" |
374 | A Hasty Settlement"Your Honour,"said an Attorney, rising,"what is the present status of this case-- as far as it has gone?" |
374 | A Smiling Idol An Idol said to a Missionary,"My friend, why do you seek to bring me into contempt? |
374 | A passing Citizen said:"Why do you murder a man that is already harmless?" |
374 | Alarm and Pride"Good- Morning, my friend,"said Alarm to Pride;"how are you this morning?" |
374 | Am I right?" |
374 | And how many legs and arms?" |
374 | Are you sure it is all right?" |
374 | Are you-- on your honour as a lady, now, madam-- are you not connected with some newspaper?" |
374 | But how did you save so many lives?" |
374 | But if I am not seeking these advantages? |
374 | But when the Editor presented his bill, the Rich Man said:"Be content-- is it nothing that I refrained from advising you about investments?" |
374 | By the way, have you read my work on''The Fallaciousness of the Aspectual in Art''?" |
374 | Do you not perceive by my actions that the dearest wish of my heart is to continue in my misery?" |
374 | Have you always found it so?" |
374 | How did_ you_ get this land, anyhow?" |
374 | How many did you save?" |
374 | How much do you want?" |
374 | I am in it for you, but what is there in it for me?" |
374 | I had a rattling hot fight last evening with--""Is that so?" |
374 | If I could for weeks endure you both, can you not for a little while endure each other? |
374 | If I should decide in your favour, I wonder how you would express your satisfaction?" |
374 | If it had not been for me, what would you have been? |
374 | In consultation with his client the Lawyer asked,"Have you accomplices?" |
374 | Is this a time to talk to me of love?" |
374 | Knowest thou not, that thou art, in truth, producing an oasis?" |
374 | May I ask how you expect to meet it?" |
374 | The Crab and His Son A Logical Crab said to his Son,"Why do you not walk straight forward? |
374 | The Dog and the Physician A Dog that had seen a Physician attending the burial of a wealthy patient, said:"When do you expect to dig it up?" |
374 | The Wolves and the Dogs"Why should there be strife between us?" |
374 | The members of the Legislature inquired:"Why did you not acquire property of your own?" |
374 | There was an appropriation?" |
374 | To what truths does it give access which were inaccessible before?--facts, I mean, having a scientific value?" |
374 | To- day we number four Emperors of the Abnormal Proboscis in good standing-- doubles every four weeks, see? |
374 | Was I rightly informed?" |
374 | Were you a member of the Women''s Press Association?" |
374 | What can you be thinking of?" |
374 | What if I decline to purchase?" |
374 | What ruined you?" |
374 | When the Noser came to the note he asked,"What''s this?" |
374 | While trying to palliate these misdeeds, the defendant''s Attorney turned suddenly to the Judge, saying:"Did your Honour ever lose your temper?" |
374 | Who art thou, great actor?" |
374 | Why do you run away when you hear one barking?" |
374 | _ I_ precede so great and illustrious a rat as you? |
374 | _ King_.--"And how much will it cost to make the change of arms?" |
374 | _ King_.--"And the war will Cost--?" |
374 | asked the Man,"and why dost thou dwell in this dreadful place?" |
374 | cried the King, unsheathing his consoler- under- disappointment;"how dare you claim my daughter when you have done nothing to earn her?" |
374 | echoed the Judge--"progress? |
374 | he exclaimed as he was carried out,"why was I not content to remain where the cut of my forehead is so common as to be known as the Pacific Slope?" |
374 | how did you grow so big? |
374 | interrupted the other in astonishment and admiration--"you got away with what that fellow had?" |
374 | said the Broomstick,"do you consider the hands of a housewife intellectual?" |
374 | said the King;"are you, then, the people of Wayoff?" |
374 | said the King;"you wish to support those idle consumers again?" |
374 | said the Lawyer,"you think they can stand work?" |
374 | said the Neighbour,"you do sometimes visit your father?" |
374 | said the poet,"do you expect me to reproduce the entire poem from memory?" |
18906 | ''A picture, is n''t she?'' 18906 ''An odd fish, old Toby;''said the Squire,''always give''em queer names: can jump a bit, no doubt?'' |
18906 | ''And pray, sir,''asked Pigeon, with a face of crimson,''pray, sir, what accident may have drawn the ring off again?'' 18906 ''And the beer?'' |
18906 | ''And tho''you are above me far, What matters high degree, When you are only four foot nine, And I am six foot three? 18906 ''And was that your sole objection to the match?'' |
18906 | ''Are we not,''continued Corporal Trim, looking still at Susanah--''Are we not like a flower of the field?'' 18906 ''Did you not find some of the nations less troublesome to you than the others?'' |
18906 | ''Do n''t you see I ca n''t leave my horses? 18906 ''Had your dinner, I suppose? |
18906 | ''How did you find the cold pie, George?'' 18906 ''How''s the pie?'' |
18906 | ''How?--by what means?'' 18906 ''Kind of an animal, sir?'' |
18906 | ''The port wine business?'' 18906 ''There was a gentleman here yesterday,''he said,''a stout gentleman by the name of Topsawyer, perhaps you know him?'' |
18906 | ''This Sir John Pitt Crawley''s?'' 18906 ''Was he at all distinguished?'' |
18906 | ''Was she?'' 18906 ''What is the finest face man ever looked at?'' |
18906 | ''Where is Sir Pitt Crawley?'' 18906 ''Where''s the farden?'' |
18906 | ''You lodge here, no doubt? 18906 A Gossip? |
18906 | A Slut? 18906 A drunkard? |
18906 | A scold? 18906 A thief? |
18906 | And what is that, Sir? |
18906 | Betwixt the quack and highwayman, What difference can there be? 18906 But John-- for why? |
18906 | But if he does come again,demanded the king,"and brings me the horses, what folly have I committed?" |
18906 | Have you received a sabre cut, my poor fellow? |
18906 | How old may Phyllis be, you ask, Whose beauty thus all hearts engages? 18906 If your dinner miscarries in almost every dish, how could you help it? |
18906 | Said John, I am a proper man, And very tall to see, Who knows, but now her lord is low She may look up to me? 18906 Shall I, then, climb where Alps on Alps arise? |
18906 | The lady of the caravan looked on approvingly for some time and then said,''Have you nearly finished?'' |
18906 | Then ringing for her serving- men, They show''d him to the door; Said they,''you turn out better now, Why did n''t you before?'' 18906 They were here for being Christians,"I replied,"Oh, were St. Peter and St. Paul Christians? |
18906 | What does that mean,said the wit one day, musingly--"''rascal''? |
18906 | What youth well- powdered, of pomatum smelling Shall on that lovely bosom fix his dwelling? 18906 Who can withstand a battery so strong? |
18906 | Who doth not know what logic lies concealed, Where diving finger meets with diving thumb? 18906 Whoever saw the wedding of a tailor announced in the newspapers, or the birth of his eldest son? |
18906 | Will butchers say''Choose what you please Miss Nancy or Miss Betty?'' 18906 You can not eat your cake, and have your cake;""But how,"asks the wilful child,"am I to eat my cake, if I do n''t have it?" |
18906 | ''And do n''t you think you deserved it?'' |
18906 | ''And will you have ten shillings,''says the poor man,''for six pennyworth of damage?'' |
18906 | ''But in suspending his voice, was the sense suspended likewise? |
18906 | ''Did I leave all the world for this usage?'' |
18906 | ''I could hear Trim talk so for ever,''cried Susanah,''What is it?'' |
18906 | ''I never thought of that, as I''m a sinner But Poll on something I shall put my pats What sayst thou, deary, to a dish of rats?'' |
18906 | ''Is it a manuscript?'' |
18906 | ''Not chops?'' |
18906 | ''Sairey,''says Mrs. Harris solemn,''whence this mystery? |
18906 | ''Well, friend,''said the Director of the Society,''and was it for this the Justice set you in the stocks?'' |
18906 | ''What have we got here?'' |
18906 | ''What troubles you darling?'' |
18906 | ''What''s the matter?'' |
18906 | ''Where''s the butcher?'' |
18906 | ''Would any man living but you?'' |
18906 | ( Have you not read the"Rights of Man"by Tom Paine?) |
18906 | ( my mournful eye had just caught sight of a fat young butcher on the outside of the crowd)''She says the good luck is the butcher''s, where is he?'' |
18906 | *****"But how, now, landlord, what''s the matter, pray? |
18906 | --Pigeon thrusting his hands into his pockets swaggered to Tomata--''what will you do then, sir?'' |
18906 | After watching me into the second chop, he said:"There''s half a pint of ale for you, will you have it now?'' |
18906 | Ai n''t it lucky?'' |
18906 | Ai nt it lucky? |
18906 | And what do you suppose has been the consequence? |
18906 | And--"O why should our dull retrospective addresses, Fall damp as wet blankets on Drury Lane fire? |
18906 | Are not the taverns and coffee- houses open? |
18906 | But I would fain know how it can be contended that the churches are misapplied? |
18906 | But do n''t I see a pretty churchyard over there?'' |
18906 | But granting he had an object in view, was he justified in adopting such means to obtain it? |
18906 | But how wilt thou be able to part with thy garden? |
18906 | By the way what sort of a fellow is Pigeon? |
18906 | Ca n''t you be cool like me? |
18906 | Can we say that at the instant of laughter we regard not that something is wrong, but that the reverse of it is right? |
18906 | Cheer up then, man; what though you''ve lost a sum, Do you not know that pay- day yet will come? |
18906 | Did n''t he cross the fight between Bill Soames and the Cheshire Trump by which I lost forty pound? |
18906 | Did n''t he rob young Lord Dovedale at the Cocoa Tree? |
18906 | Did n''t he shoot Captain Marker? |
18906 | Did no expression of attitude or countenance fill up the chasm? |
18906 | Did not I give you ten, then fifteen, now twenty shillings a week to be sorrowful? |
18906 | Did some rich man tyranically use you? |
18906 | Did you narrowly look?'' |
18906 | Did you not see that Day was almost spent? |
18906 | Down comes my lady''s woman straight,''Where''s Robin?'' |
18906 | Fiendish laughter has departed with the Middle Ages, but what delights the schoolboy more than the red- hot poker in the pantomime? |
18906 | Finally, what presage can we form of the future from the experience of the past? |
18906 | For instance,"Why is an old shoe like ancient Greece?" |
18906 | Has this tremendous truth, sir, never struck you?'' |
18906 | His Catechism of a Ministerial member commenced--_ Question._ What is your name? |
18906 | How''s your liver?" |
18906 | I do n''t think it will hurt me if I throw my head back and take it off quick; shall I?'' |
18906 | In another passage of the same book we read--"Was there not Whitlow, beadle of the parish of St. Scraggs? |
18906 | In the following instances the presence of an accessory emotion can easily be traced:--"''What have you brought me there?'' |
18906 | Is he not the most natural man who in vulgar meaning is the dirtiest? |
18906 | Is it because a liquorish palate, or a sweet- tooth, as they call it, is not consistent with the sanctity of his character? |
18906 | Is there anything that tends to incitation in sweetmeats more than in ordinary dishes? |
18906 | Is''t true they use their fingers for a fork? |
18906 | It is too warm for you? |
18906 | Like a drop of beer?'' |
18906 | Mr. M''Adam is apostrophized--"Hail Roadian, hail Colossus, who dost stand, Striding ten thousand turnpikes on the land? |
18906 | New doubts and fears within me war, What rival''s here? |
18906 | Now Lotty--''"''Who, sir?'' |
18906 | O, my dear brethren and fellow- sojourners in Vanity Fair, which among you does not know and suffer under such benevolent despots? |
18906 | On being assured that he is her husband, she exclaims--"_ Beppo._ And are you really truly, now a Turk? |
18906 | Or gardeners,''Take my beans and peas Because you are so pretty?''" |
18906 | Or roguish lawyer, made you lose your little All in a lawsuit? |
18906 | Or the attorney? |
18906 | Or who would toil through folios thick and long, When wisdom may be purchased with a sneeze? |
18906 | Perhaps the sweet little soul is now seeing what is going on in our cabin-- who knows? |
18906 | Pigeon?'' |
18906 | Pray how old is Miss? |
18906 | Say-- will it buy a loin of veal, Or round of beef? |
18906 | Seven and five_ is_ eleven, or seven and five_ are_ eleven?" |
18906 | Tell me, knife- grinder, how you came to grind knives? |
18906 | The Doctor is rich in variety of verbal humour--"When a girl is called a lass, who does not perceive how that common word must have arisen? |
18906 | The Society asked him several questions about her, whether she was"Unfaithful? |
18906 | The doctor called out who''s there? |
18906 | The same kind of discrimination is shown in the following--"''And how did Garrick speak the soliloquy last night?'' |
18906 | The trees, the shrubs, the flowers, which thou reared with thy own hands, will they not droop, and fade away sooner upon thy departure? |
18906 | Think you the next shirt has its just and lawful number of buttons? |
18906 | Thus the lover delights to sing--"Why does azure deck the sky? |
18906 | Thus,"Have you seen Patti?" |
18906 | To Macheath Were you sentenced to transportation, sure, my dear, you could not leave me behind you? |
18906 | To decide this we may ask the question, Is one kind of humour better than another? |
18906 | To market can it go? |
18906 | To sing, or play on the violin? |
18906 | Was it the squire for killing of his game? |
18906 | Was it the squire? |
18906 | Was the eye silent? |
18906 | We are daily complaining of the great decline of Wit among us, and would we take away the greatest, perhaps the only topic we have left? |
18906 | What are commonly the world''s received fools, but such whereof the world is not worthy?" |
18906 | What if the men of pleasure are forced one day in the week to game at home instead of in the chocolate houses? |
18906 | What kind of an animal is this Pigeon?'' |
18906 | What must I do?" |
18906 | What other subject through all Art and Nature could have produced Tindal for a profound author, and furnished him with readers? |
18906 | What the devil good can a passion do? |
18906 | What then will become of Polly?" |
18906 | What?'' |
18906 | When he heard of a small Scotchman going to marry a lady of large dimensions, he exclaimed,"Going to marry her? |
18906 | When humour is brought before us, do we feel in any way instructed? |
18906 | When we see a failure in a work of art, do we always think of the artist? |
18906 | Where more meetings for business, where more bargains are driven, and where so many conveniences and enticements to sleep?" |
18906 | Where''s the change, old Tinker?'' |
18906 | Who hath not seen the opponent fly the field, Unhurt by argument, by snuff struck dumb? |
18906 | Who will be thy successor to raise them in thy absence? |
18906 | Why am I to recant, and accept the Rodger''s articles now?'' |
18906 | Why, landlord, where''s your rent? |
18906 | Wit, reason, learning, what are ye to these? |
18906 | With any other women did you wive? |
18906 | You ungrateful scoundrel, did not I pity you, take you out of a great man''s service, and show you the pleasure of receiving wages? |
18906 | You''ll give it me? |
18906 | _ Don J._ Do you think so? |
18906 | _ Don J._ How old? |
18906 | _ Don J._ Well, and you were astonished at her beauty, hey? |
18906 | _ Don Jerome._ Well, my good friend, have you softened her? |
18906 | _ Duenna._ Signor, wo n''t you sit? |
18906 | _ Paul._ And I have laboured too, but to what purpose? |
18906 | _ Q._"What in?" |
18906 | _ Ques._ Apollo say, Whence''tis I pray, The ancient custom came, Stockins to throw( I''m sure you know,) At bridegroom and dame? |
18906 | _ Ques._ Who gave you this name? |
18906 | and then when he spoke, would he not growl and snuffle like a dog? |
18906 | are they to be roasted?'' |
18906 | did I ever? |
18906 | friend,''said he,''are you come too? |
18906 | leave me at last, Jack, after we have weathered so many hard gales together? |
18906 | or Covetous parson for his tithes distraining? |
18906 | or parson of the parish? |
18906 | said the lady of the caravan with an appearance of being more interested in this question than the last,''is it passable, George?'' |
18906 | what accents can my joy declare? |
18906 | where are you? |
18906 | whither are you going? |
18906 | who has seen the mailed lobster rise, Clap her broad wings, and soaring claim the skies? |
18906 | you ca n''t sleep, you long so much for Day? |
18300 | A stone is a substance, is it not? |
18300 | And why are their backs up in the air? |
18300 | But you are a substance? |
18300 | Did he? 18300 Do you think,"he replied,"that the bees make their honey only for fools?" |
18300 | I know three already,he continues,"What three?" |
18300 | Is a stone a living being? |
18300 | Is every substance a living being? |
18300 | Smite, I say Gammer, Bite, I say Gammer, Where be your nails? 18300 What are they doing?" |
18300 | What fault,he asks,"has the girl committed, if your own nose has displeased you?" |
18300 | What is that which goes on four legs in the morning, on two in the middle of the day, and on three in the evening? |
18300 | Where is that? |
18300 | Who and whence art thou, Dionyse? 18300 Why men gave money to beggars and not to philosophers?" |
18300 | _ Chorus._--Then who a jolly fisherman, a fisherman will be? 18300 ''I thank your excellence kindly,''said I,''pray, what is it your infernal protectorship will be pleased to confer upon me?'' 18300 ''Well,''quoth the friar,''have you not a whetstone?'' 18300 ''Yea,''quoth the woman,''what will you do with it?'' 18300 ''Yea,''said she,''but what the divil will ye do therewith?'' 18300 (_ They jingle and drink._) But where''s the wit now, Club? 18300 ***** Good Madonna, why mournest thou? 18300 *****_ Snout._ Will not the ladies be afeard of the lion? 18300 A drunken magnate and his retinue stop a citizen in the street, and insolently demand--With whose vinegar and beans are you blown out? |
18300 | About me? |
18300 | And can not I likewise, when time serves, and company is disposed to be kindly affected with it, smile and fleer as takingly? |
18300 | And what hurt is there in this? |
18300 | And why? |
18300 | Answer me like: When griping grief the heart doth wound, And doleful dumps the mind oppress, Then music with her silver sound-- Why_ silver_ sound? |
18300 | Are you going to tell a story of mice and weazels among men? |
18300 | As any that ere I have seene of, or heard tell, A stomacke quod you? |
18300 | But I pray you Sir, do you come lately from hell? |
18300 | But I pray you, may I not have an office there? |
18300 | But a certain predisposition to laughter there always was, for what animal has ever produced any but its own characteristic sound? |
18300 | But how can we account for the strange and profane caricatures which are so numerous in the stone and wood carvings of our cathedrals? |
18300 | But now I will be a wit, by the universe.... Is that the witty liquor? |
18300 | But what wert thou going to say, child? |
18300 | But, sirrah, where is thy master? |
18300 | Can not I wipe mine eyes with the fair pocket- cloth, as if I wept for all your abominations? |
18300 | Derive an English word from the Latin_ necto_? |
18300 | Didst thou bear arms in the service of Ahaz?" |
18300 | Do n''t you love the neck, Sir? |
18300 | Do you wish to hang yourself to cheat me out of my drachma? |
18300 | Does not the dog show its pleasure by wagging its tail, and the cat by purring? |
18300 | Dost know when they''ll be here? |
18300 | Dost thou know that religious cheats are licensed by a law? |
18300 | Dost thou see that bottle? |
18300 | Dost thou think to get her from me? |
18300 | Ere Time and Place were, Time and Place were not, When primitive Nothing, Something straight begot, Then all proceeded from the great united-- What?" |
18300 | Falstaff to Poins--"You are straight enough in the shoulders; you care not who sees your back-- call you that backing your friends? |
18300 | Has not everyone its own natural mode of expression? |
18300 | Have you found it? |
18300 | He wrote the following upon the Queen''s name:--"What word is that, that changeth not, Though it be turned and made in twain? |
18300 | How answer you that? |
18300 | How do you like it now, gentlemen? |
18300 | How, now, Adam? |
18300 | I am jolted to a jelly, am I not horridly touz''d? |
18300 | I suppose you design that ring for Inis? |
18300 | In"James the Fourth"Slipper says:-- O mistress, mistress, may I turn a word upon you? |
18300 | In"Monsieur Thomas"we have the following jovial passage--_ Francisco._ What hast thou there? |
18300 | In"The Artifice"we have a matrimonial contention:_ Lucy._ If you two are one flesh, how come you to have different minds, pray, Sir? |
18300 | Is it a sin to play at dice in order to buy indulgences? |
18300 | Is it not because humour is a source of pleasure? |
18300 | Is it to me or to the ring you direct your discourse, Madam? |
18300 | Is that your manner of dealing? |
18300 | Is this your love? |
18300 | It is mine Anna, God it wot, The only causer of my pain; My love that meedeth with disdain; Yet is it loved, what will you more? |
18300 | It may be said that such cases should be placed entirely under the head of humour, but can we maintain that a man is unaware when he is humorous? |
18300 | Lyric, what do you mean by all this? |
18300 | Mrs. Calico, are not you of my mind? |
18300 | On the same visit, in jesting after supper, the question was asked,"What is a disagreeable repose?" |
18300 | One of them proposed,"What is the strongest of all things?" |
18300 | Play at duck and drake with my money? |
18300 | Pray what are the most fashionable oaths in town? |
18300 | Sathan our common enemy, but his being Perpetually about the fire, and boiling Brimstone and arsenic?... |
18300 | Similar obstacles would be encountered in answering the question,"What is poetry?" |
18300 | Sir, dere be one two gentlemen below come to wait upon you dis morning, sal I show dem up? |
18300 | Sometimes a riddle is attempted; thus, he asks--"What was a month old at Cain''s birth, that''s not five weeks old now?" |
18300 | Speaking of the"Controversial Divine,"he says,"What? |
18300 | The King said he would tell Laud, and what would he do then? |
18300 | The cause of his quarrel with Wolsey is not known, but he afterwards wrote a severe personal attack upon him entitled,"Why come ye not to Courte?" |
18300 | The first question which now presents itself is what is laughter? |
18300 | The sentiment in the following is easily appreciated, but is there not also some slight essence of humour? |
18300 | This description seems to be that alluded to in the Book of Ecclesiastes,"I said of laughter, it is mad, and of mirth, what good doeth it?" |
18300 | This your impatience? |
18300 | Thou mend a left- handed pack- saddle? |
18300 | Thou minister? |
18300 | Victuals? |
18300 | W._ No, my lord, by no means, I know better things--_ La Riv._ What then am I a lord? |
18300 | We have in"She wou''d, and she wou''d not,"_ Host._ Did you call, gentlemen? |
18300 | Well, Lissardo, what haste you make to pay off arrears now? |
18300 | Well, what would you, Sir? |
18300 | What Master Plutus, how cheer you? |
18300 | What avails gold in sacrifice? |
18300 | What bounded Samaria on the East? |
18300 | What cobbler has been eating leeks and sheepshead with you? |
18300 | What great men have been in love? |
18300 | What have you in the house now that will be ready presently? |
18300 | What on the West? |
18300 | What say you, Hugh Rebeck? |
18300 | What say you, James Soundpost? |
18300 | What say you, Simon Catling? |
18300 | What the devil is he conjuring and talking with invisible lords? |
18300 | What will you give me, Sir? |
18300 | When he saw Lentulus, his cousin-- a little man girt with a big sword:"Who,"he asked,"has fastened my cousin to that sword?" |
18300 | Who could contribute more to the diversion of the company? |
18300 | Who could read sentiment written by a man faring sumptuously every day? |
18300 | Who could venture a bet against a parasite, whether in jesting or feasting? |
18300 | Why are not you one of my master''s devils, that were wo nt to come to my master, Doctor Bacon at Brazen- Nose? |
18300 | Why doe wee not as well imitate them in walking naked as they doe? |
18300 | Why music with her silver sound? |
18300 | Yea, why do wee not deny God, and adore the divel as they doe?" |
18300 | You, Sirrah, what victuals have you about you? |
18300 | [ 45]"Who knows not that man''s childhood is by far the most delightful period of his existence? |
18300 | _ A._ Or shall I speak of dusky dewy drops? |
18300 | _ A._ What, then, art thou resolv''d for the law? |
18300 | _ Adam._ About me, my friends? |
18300 | _ Adam._ But hear you, must I be hanged? |
18300 | _ Adam._ Search me? |
18300 | _ Adam._ These are your words, I shall be hanged for it; but first answer me this question, how many days have we to fast still? |
18300 | _ Ald._ Captain, noble Sir, I am yours heartily, d''ye see; why should you avoid your old friends? |
18300 | _ Ald._ I''faith you should have a snip----_ Man._ Of your nose, you thirty in the hundred rascal; would you make me your squire- setter? |
18300 | _ Aman._ How did you live together? |
18300 | _ Aman._ Notwithstanding all these jars, did not his death at last extremely trouble you? |
18300 | _ Aman._ Why did you not refuse to marry him, then? |
18300 | _ Bel._ Do you think, my dear, I could be so loathsome to trick myself up with carnations and stock- gilly flowers? |
18300 | _ Bel._ Pray, where got you your learning then? |
18300 | _ Belinda._ Do you not wonder, my dear, what made me abroad so soon? |
18300 | _ Ber._ Mine, say ye? |
18300 | _ Ber._ Shall I? |
18300 | _ Ber._ What''s that? |
18300 | _ Bull._ But I thought that all you that were bred at the University would be wits naturally? |
18300 | _ Cac._ Put it to pious uses-- Buy wine--_ Juan._ Are you for the wars, Sir? |
18300 | _ Charmides._ How so? |
18300 | _ Clo._ Do you not hear, fellows? |
18300 | _ Club._ What? |
18300 | _ Colonel Standard._ Here, here, Mrs. Parly; whither so fast? |
18300 | _ Countess._ Friend, what wilt thou? |
18300 | _ Countess._ Sirrah, go fetch him drink[_ an attendant brings drink._] How likest thou this? |
18300 | _ D._ Ay, marry, how then? |
18300 | _ D._ Dost know me? |
18300 | _ D._ Yes, a thousand; what wouldst thou be? |
18300 | _ Fash._ How''s that? |
18300 | _ Fool._ Dost thou know the difference, my boy, between a bitter fool and a sweet one? |
18300 | _ Fran._ What? |
18300 | _ Fred._ And has not gold the same divinity in their eyes, Colonel? |
18300 | _ Fred._ She must be very handsome, I suppose? |
18300 | _ Gripe._ Thank you, sweet Mrs. Joyner; do you think so indeed? |
18300 | _ Hyp._ Ha''ye nothing in the house but the neck? |
18300 | _ Hyp._ Have you any pigeons or chickens? |
18300 | _ Hypolita._ Can you get us a partridge? |
18300 | _ Juan._ What dost thou do with it? |
18300 | _ Lady B._ But were you never in love, Sir? |
18300 | _ Lady B._ Pray, why so? |
18300 | _ Lady Brute._ Are you afraid of being in love, Sir? |
18300 | _ Lady._ I am glad the poor fly escaped; will you never be weary of these whimsies? |
18300 | _ Lear._ Dost thou call me fool, boy? |
18300 | _ Liss._ Would it not? |
18300 | _ Lord F._ Why wilt thou undertake to persuade me that I can not feel? |
18300 | _ Lov._ Are they so fond of a filthy nosegay? |
18300 | _ Lydia._ Now, what is your coffee wit? |
18300 | _ Lydia._ What kind of wit is your pollwit? |
18300 | _ M._ Faith,''tis a place I have desired long to see: have you not good tippling houses there? |
18300 | _ M._ Know you, Sir? |
18300 | _ Man._ And why should you follow me? |
18300 | _ Miss H._ Pray, my lord, how long is that? |
18300 | _ Mock._ But suppose a lady speaks to me; what must I say? |
18300 | _ Mock._ What? |
18300 | _ Nov._ What? |
18300 | _ P._ What for? |
18300 | _ P._ Who then will pay me back? |
18300 | _ People._ But why fox? |
18300 | _ People._ How is a trireme a"dog fox?" |
18300 | _ San._ Is money reason? |
18300 | _ San._ Wilt thou lend me any? |
18300 | _ Sir B._ And what of that? |
18300 | _ Sir B._ Sirrah, wilt thou for money and reward Convey me certain letters, out of hand, From out thy master''s pocket? |
18300 | _ Sir B._ Why, where is he then? |
18300 | _ Slip._ Will I, Sir? |
18300 | _ Trap._ Hast thou nothing but Anything else in the house? |
18300 | _ Trap._ Have you any fish? |
18300 | _ Uncle R._ Dost know whether they bring all the children with them? |
18300 | a julep? |
18300 | and shall I live and die without taking advantage of it? |
18300 | cried Trimalchio, looking closely at it,"is not his inside taken out? |
18300 | do n''t you see how you have wronged me? |
18300 | from what place do they come? |
18300 | have not I a page to carry it? |
18300 | how so? |
18300 | in preferring glasses, feathers, and such toyes to gold and precious stones, as they doe? |
18300 | is not this pure wit? |
18300 | make the Muses, yea the Graces scolds? |
18300 | none? |
18300 | or"What is love?" |
18300 | prithee what barbarous law- term is that? |
18300 | says Ennius,"do I not know your voice?" |
18300 | what does he mean by it, Freeman? |
18300 | what dost thou with such a greasy dish? |
18300 | what is that? |
18300 | why dost thou cry out? |
18300 | why heardest thou not the sentence, thou shalt take no food, but fast and pray? |
18300 | why, do n''t you know that? |
18300 | will they eat them? |
18300 | wilt thou me drench? |
28503 | ''At any rate, did you say? 28503 ''How much per cent, sir?'' |
28503 | ''Interest?'' 28503 ''Ma''am?'' |
28503 | ''What do you want?'' 28503 ''Why do you do that?'' |
28503 | ''Why do you shine?'' 28503 And have you none left of your own?" |
28503 | Attracted by that picture? |
28503 | But say, there ai n''t any_ danger_ in a lock, is there? |
28503 | But what am I now? 28503 But what be ye a- goin''to feed him with?" |
28503 | Ca n''t ye get him out to''Sable Falls or Keeseville''n sell him fur what he''ll fetch? |
28503 | Ca n''t you find it? |
28503 | Can you sing? |
28503 | Did n''t you have to dig an awful long grave for him? |
28503 | Did you say the fire was out? 28503 Do n''t you feel well to- day?" |
28503 | Do you see this ring? |
28503 | Has anything happened? |
28503 | Have you been living in Kentucky long? |
28503 | Have you heard the new invention, my dears, That a man has invented? |
28503 | He would have preferred-- preferred--Maria, do n''t you see that child has got the scissors? |
28503 | Here''s a shoe in the water- pitcher-- is this it? |
28503 | Hev that thar red heifer o''ourn lept over the fence agin, an''got inter Pete''s corn? 28503 How my nose''ll be?" |
28503 | I was a good ways from this when you knew me, was n''t I? 28503 If Mees Lucinda would pairmit?" |
28503 | Is n''t that last part rather inconsistent? |
28503 | It''s riz? |
28503 | Killed a few robins; well, what of that? 28503 Kitty, Kitty, you mischievous elf, What have you, pray, to say for yourself?" |
28503 | Mine? 28503 Now, what d''ye s''pose that''s made of?" |
28503 | Now, where can it be? |
28503 | Pray,said he,"what do ladies find to think about besides dress and parties?" |
28503 | Query-- If steamers are named the Asia, the Russia, and the Scotia, why not call one the_ Nausea_? |
28503 | The seam we pin Driving them in, But where are they by the end of the day, With dancing, and jumping, and leaps by the sea? 28503 Well, I''m a- goin'', ai n''t I? |
28503 | Well, Sam, what did you think of the sermon? |
28503 | Well, suppose you get married? |
28503 | What be I a- goin''to do with the critter? |
28503 | What fool fetched his hoss up here? |
28503 | What upon airth did you buy a hoss for? |
28503 | What was it? |
28503 | What''s the matter? 28503 What, instead of those wearisome thorns, my dear, Those wearisome thorns?" |
28503 | When you''re fairly past the college- boys, and as far along as the law students--"Or the theologues? |
28503 | Where''s my bonnet? |
28503 | Where''s my cloak, chambermaid? |
28503 | Where''s my little red box? 28503 Where''s the baby''s nightgown?" |
28503 | Where? |
28503 | Who killed the robins? 28503 Who killed the robins? |
28503 | Why do n''t you go and hunt for a mouse? |
28503 | Why, down there, under that bridge; do n''t you see those lights? |
28503 | Why,said Miss Fuller, in surprise,"what do you wear?" |
28503 | Will some friend close the doors while we give every one an opportunity to contribute to this good cause? 28503 Will you please to get up, ma''am? |
28503 | Will you please to move, ma''am? |
28503 | You do n''t know of any poor person who''d like to have a pig, do you? |
28503 | You do n''t''spect to hab your name tuck offen dem chu''ch books? |
28503 | _ He._''Finest writing- paper? 28503 _ Helen._ Of course you would n''t tell us_ exactly_; but would you mind giving it to us in round numbers? |
28503 | ''A quire of writing- paper?'' |
28503 | ''Member that ar chap that shot hisself in the leg down to your shanty this summer?" |
28503 | ''Stead ob she call- in''ob me"daddy"and her mudder"mammy,"she say:"Par and mar, how can you bear to live in sech a one- hoss town as this? |
28503 | ''Twon''t be no great of an undertakin'', will it?" |
28503 | ''What do you want o''me?'' |
28503 | ''What per cent, sir?'' |
28503 | ***** Or, if one prefers to laugh at the experience of a"culled"brother, what can be found more irresistible than this? |
28503 | *****"What would you do in time of war if you had the suffrage?" |
28503 | ; but did I not know you better? |
28503 | A._ Well, how is everything? |
28503 | Ah, can it be That freedom''s age is past? |
28503 | Ah, what are the words of an aged crone? |
28503 | Ai n''t them did enough? |
28503 | And ai nt wind are? |
28503 | And as if it were high treason, He said:"Neither rhyme nor reason Has it; and it''s out of season,"Which? |
28503 | And den she jumped up, and says she:"What make you think I loss my senses?" |
28503 | And do you recollect the only time that Wordsworth was_ really_ witty? |
28503 | And her figure of a long leanness also? |
28503 | And is not this epigrammatic advice? |
28503 | And may I really have her?" |
28503 | And now O Sextant? |
28503 | And she departed amid the-- what shall I say? |
28503 | And the victim? |
28503 | And what was Joshua pondering on, With his widely staring eyes, And his nostrils opening sensibly To ease his frequent sighs? |
28503 | And what was that very peculiar smell? |
28503 | And when another, lamenting the various divisions of the Church, pathetically exclaimed:''And how shall we unite these several denominations in one?'' |
28503 | And where d''ye s''pose I found the gold?" |
28503 | Are there any good woods near here, Israel?" |
28503 | Are you mad?'' |
28503 | Be ye, Scotty?" |
28503 | Blaze that air track, will ye? |
28503 | Blest escape, dear, was it not? |
28503 | But some one turned to me at last,"Please, wo n''t you keep that parrot still?" |
28503 | But you b''l''eve dat gal had n''t turned stark bodily naked fool? |
28503 | But, fur all, how be I goin''to get that animile''long the trail?" |
28503 | Ca n''t anything be done? |
28503 | Can I have a pickle? |
28503 | Clock strikes twelve; soon after the lunch- bell rings._] Voice of Girl of Ten, calling: Mamma, why_ do n''t_ you come to lunch? |
28503 | Den I jes''make dem hick''ries ring for''bout five minutes, and den I say:"What chu''ch you''longs to now, Meriky?" |
28503 | Did he think you was a- goin''to set up canawl long o''Racket?" |
28503 | Did mamma drop the soap into his mouth instead of the wash- bowl? |
28503 | Did you ever try it, reader? |
28503 | Did you send them a horse?" |
28503 | Do n''t whiskey sit well on yer shtomick at all? |
28503 | Do n''t you see-- don''t you see I''m in my night- clothes? |
28503 | Do n''t you smell fire? |
28503 | Do n''t you smell something burning? |
28503 | Do n''t you think he might be killed in his sleep, Israel?" |
28503 | Do you not feel your bold cheeks turning pale? |
28503 | Do you remember how pink his pretty little nose was-- just like a rosebud-- and how bright his eyes were, and his cunning legs? |
28503 | First love? |
28503 | Fish, or brimstone? |
28503 | For sure as the blissed sun rolls, We''ll land in the State House or Congress, Thin what will become of our sowls? |
28503 | Gracious goodness, what''s the matter? |
28503 | Had he then no part in the maiden meditations of this fair, innocent girl-- he whom proud beauties of society vied with each other to win? |
28503 | Had n''t somebody better wink At my peccadillos, if houses of glass Wo n''t do to throw stones from at those who pass? |
28503 | Have I told you about his bedstead yit? |
28503 | Have yez caught a black eye from some blundhering whack? |
28503 | Have yez niver a powdher or bit av a pill? |
28503 | Have yez pains in yer bones or a throublesome ache In yer jints afther dancin''a jig at a wake? |
28503 | Have yez vertebral twists in the sphine av yer back? |
28503 | Have you any profiles to take yet, Mr. Gamboge? |
28503 | Her crown a tinsel crown-- her guests The pit that gazes with praise and jests? |
28503 | Her small eyes flashed, she swelled until She looked almost a frog;"How_ dare_ you, sir, call_ me_,"she asked,"Your_ precious_ Polly Wog? |
28503 | His mother at her spinning- wheel, Good woman, stood and spun,"And what,"says she,"is come o''er you, Is''t_ airnest_ or is''t fun?" |
28503 | How can I be quiet? |
28503 | How did that boy get out? |
28503 | How did they get it out? |
28503 | How do you do, Cornelia? |
28503 | How is Mr. Kobble? |
28503 | How was it? |
28503 | How was it? |
28503 | I ask you; say fifteen minnets, and then what''s to be did? |
28503 | I make no charges, but this I ask,-- What made such a splurge in the waste- water cask? |
28503 | I was so almost wore out by their talk, that I spoke right out, and, says I,''_ Good land!_ how did you_ s''pose_ I was a- goin''?'' |
28503 | I wonder how''twill be when I am dead? |
28503 | I wonder if the Governor had to slave As I do, if he would be so pesky fresh about Thanksgiving Day? |
28503 | I would n''t demane myself, Bridget, Like you, in disputin''with men-- Would I fly in the face of the blissed Apostles, an''Father Maginn? |
28503 | In character? |
28503 | Is n''t it curious how I got caught dressed up like my grandmother? |
28503 | John Henry, wash your face; And do get out from under foot,"Afford more Cream?" |
28503 | Know him, do n''t you? |
28503 | Love him? |
28503 | Lovely, is n''t it? |
28503 | My engagement? |
28503 | Now where, if I rin to convintions, Will be Patrick''s home- comforts and joys? |
28503 | Now, here''s a note just come from Fred:"Old fellow, will you dine With me to- day? |
28503 | Now, since I''ve told you my story, do you wonder I''m tired of life, Or think it strange I often wish I warn''t an inventor''s wife? |
28503 | Of a sonnet Or a bonnet? |
28503 | Of what use the endless labor of this sharp- nosed woman, with glasses over her eyes, at the church- house? |
28503 | Oh, where''s my teeth, and my silver soup- ladle? |
28503 | Oh, wo n''t the men let us this new thing use? |
28503 | Phat use av yer sighin''forlorn? |
28503 | Says I,"Dat is n''t dis chile''s name, Dey calls me Auntie Scraggs,"And den I axed dem, by de pound How much dey gabe for rags? |
28503 | She gazed upon the burnished brace Of plump, ruffed grouse he showed with pride, Angelic grief was in her face:"How_ could_ you do it, dear?" |
28503 | So that the remark will be appreciated of a lady to whom I said, alluding to such a talker:"Have you seen Mrs.---- lately?" |
28503 | So weak Lamira and her wants so few Who can refuse? |
28503 | So,_ ma belle_, what could I do? |
28503 | The auctioneer then in his labor began, And called out aloud, as he held up a man,"How much for a bachelor? |
28503 | The hostess paused near him, surveyed him critically, and then inquired, in a gentle tone:"Do you play also?" |
28503 | The nest is empty, and silent and lone; Where are the four little robins gone? |
28503 | Then Joshua gave a cunning look, Half bashful and half sporting,"Now what did father do,"says he,"When first he came a courting?" |
28503 | There hain''t nothing burst, has there?" |
28503 | Tink I wanted yer ter eat my teef? |
28503 | Used all you had? |
28503 | Was it Newport, at last? |
28503 | Was not that enough? |
28503 | Was that you that spoke, Mr. Little? |
28503 | We had quite a fright last night, did n''t we? |
28503 | We''ll have to be crowners an''judges, An''such like ould malefactors, Or they''ll make Common Councilmin of us; Thin where will be our char- acters? |
28503 | We- uns hain''t got no gourd hyar, hev we, Cynthy?" |
28503 | Well, I gib her anodder leetle tetch, and says I:"What chu''ch does you''long to, darter?" |
28503 | Well, I jes''walks up to her, and I says:"Darter,"says I,"what chu''ch are dat you say you gwine to jine?" |
28503 | Well, but finds it warm in town, eh? |
28503 | Well, now, how do you know? |
28503 | Were it safe to we d a woman one so oft would wish in France? |
28503 | Were not, perhaps, the glasses the consequence of such toil? |
28503 | What brung ye down hyar along o''we- uns,''Vander?" |
28503 | What character did Dora assume? |
28503 | What chu''ch does you''long to, Meriky?" |
28503 | What has become of the beautiful thrush That built her nest in the heap of brush? |
28503 | What hev you got theer?" |
28503 | What means the contrast strange and wide? |
28503 | What next I wonder? |
28503 | What signifize who preaches ef I ca nt brethe? |
28503 | What woman does not risk being called sarcastic and hateful if she throws back the merry dart, or indulges in a little sharp- shooting? |
28503 | What woman would know How to make the thing go? |
28503 | What you and she hab a fallin''-out about? |
28503 | What''s Pol? |
28503 | What''s Pollus to sinners who are ded? |
28503 | What''s that, Mr. Little? |
28503 | What, get along without An Indian pudding? |
28503 | When are you going to make jelly- cake? |
28503 | Where are your folks?" |
28503 | Where is the strap? |
28503 | Where''s my silver spoons? |
28503 | Whin ye''re walkin''the shtrates are yez likely to fall? |
28503 | Who can tell? |
28503 | Who wants to buy?" |
28503 | Why do n''t_ we_ have jelly- cake? |
28503 | Why do you lie so lazily there?" |
28503 | Why, if Will Latrobe had asked When he left two years ago, I''d have thrown up all and gone Out to Kansas, do you know? |
28503 | Wo n''t you tell us how many? |
28503 | Would you know, in this connection, How you may secure protection For yourself and city cousins From these bites and from these buzzin''s? |
28503 | Written much? |
28503 | You do n''t mean to die yet, eh? |
28503 | You thought Bridget was watching them? |
28503 | You wish I''d make you a present of that nightcap, to remember me by? |
28503 | Your eyes, do they weep? |
28503 | _ Comprenez vous?_ Oh, I do hope that beautiful_ balzarine_ like Bel''s will not be gone before another Saturday! |
28503 | _ Did_ I write you, Belle, about How she tried for Charley, till I sailed in and cut her out? |
28503 | _ Girl of Eight._ Where are my roller- skates? |
28503 | and meet the boys, A jolly number-- nine?" |
28503 | are they bringing water? |
28503 | do wake up; what is this awful noise?" |
28503 | doant you know our lungs is belluses To blo the fier of life and keep it from Going out: und how can bellusses blo without wind? |
28503 | exclaim the vivacious creatures, ever on the alert for information;"and what_ is_ a lock, pray?" |
28503 | ha!--for a lady of my age? |
28503 | have you found the place? |
28503 | have you got water? |
28503 | is that so?" |
28503 | said Aunt Anniky, scornfully,"whar''s de trick? |
28503 | says one, after surveying the little room, about ten feet long and six feet high,"where are we all to sleep to- night?" |
28503 | she called you a post; why do n''t you rail at her?'' |
28503 | the sonnet Or the bonnet? |
28503 | what''ll we do? |
28503 | where are you going with that portmanteau? |
28503 | your heart, does it bleed? |
11639 | Ah, and does one have to preserve appearances even in such matters as parricide? |
11639 | Ah, but man is the higher form of life--"Granting that remarkable assumption, and is any man above Misery? 11639 Ah, but, my dearest, who loves you more than any human tongue can tell?" |
11639 | Ah, but,asked Manuel slowly, just as he had once asked Horvendile in Manuel''s lost youth,"what is success? |
11639 | Ah, yes,said Niafer:"and what did you talk about during the time that you spent in your dear friend''s bedroom? |
11639 | Aha, and are you one of Raymond Bérenger''s friends? |
11639 | And after what shiftless idiocy will you be chasing now, to neglect your work? |
11639 | And are you not ashamed to be making any alliance with Philistia, remembering how you used to follow after your own thinking and your own desire? |
11639 | And did you happen to notice, sir,asks Manuel, hopefully,"by what method animation was given to Adam?" |
11639 | And does not success content you? |
11639 | And does the sculpture satisfy you? |
11639 | And how came you, sir, to be thus housed in a trunkless head? |
11639 | And how else was I to get conquered? 11639 And to what end? |
11639 | And what about your other enslavement, to this child here? |
11639 | And what are these delights, gray Manuel? |
11639 | And what can be dearer and better? |
11639 | And what in the devil is this Schamir? |
11639 | And what will you do? |
11639 | And what will you whisper to me? |
11639 | And wherever have you been all this week? |
11639 | And why is your hair cut so queerly, Manuel? |
11639 | And why not, please, big boy? |
11639 | And why should I, of all the birds that go about the heavens, be cheerful? |
11639 | And would I be wanting to kill my husband? |
11639 | And would you have me otherwise? |
11639 | And, Manuel, who, while we speak of it, is Oriander? |
11639 | Are words, then, so important and enduring? |
11639 | But a feather is no use to anybody, King, for, as you see, it is a quite ordinary feather? |
11639 | But do you not think that this Horvendile is insane? |
11639 | But do you really love me, O man of all men? |
11639 | But how can that be? |
11639 | But how can there be any magic in a goose- feather? |
11639 | But how can we,he inquired,"when we have so many matters of real importance to look after?" |
11639 | But how in the devil,says Manuel,"did you manage to come by that invaluable egg?" |
11639 | But how long have you two been married? |
11639 | But how may I be certain of that, sir? |
11639 | But is this Horvendile, then, one of the Léshy? 11639 But must we go back to looking after pigs, dear Manuel, or are you now too old for that?" |
11639 | But shall I explain that it was you who gave me the resistless sword? |
11639 | But surely a feather is no use to anybody, King, for does it not seem to you a quite ordinary feather? |
11639 | But what has Queen Stultitia to do with my having a baby? |
11639 | But what is my destiny? |
11639 | But what is that thing? |
11639 | But what is to be done about you and Count Manuel here? |
11639 | But what use will it be to you then? |
11639 | But what would I be doing with any such finespun policies? 11639 But whither do you go, dear Freydis?" |
11639 | But why did the sad boy want a piece of my hair? |
11639 | But why should you be wasting your small portion of breath and strength? 11639 But, Horvendile, can anybody foretell the future? |
11639 | But, King of Arles, how do you know that this is not an ordinary feather? |
11639 | But, Manuel, what need is there for you to model it at all? |
11639 | But, surely, not after the way that minx probably believes you treated her? |
11639 | Count of Poictesme, do people anywhere--? |
11639 | Dear snip,said he,"come, honestly now, what have you been meditating about while I talked nonsense?" |
11639 | Did you not, though, again create much misery when for your pleasure you gave life to this girl child? 11639 Do these two possessions content you, king of my heart?" |
11639 | Do you know, in spite of my joking, I do love you a great deal? |
11639 | Do you think so? |
11639 | Do you think, then, that to recall the dead is possible? |
11639 | Does that matter? |
11639 | Eh, Manuel, and will you re- model the world? |
11639 | Friend,Manuel said, in a changed voice,"who are you, and what is your name?" |
11639 | Hah, glory be to God, friend, but what is this adventure? |
11639 | Hail, friends,said Manuel,"and for whom are you waiting here?" |
11639 | Hail, snip,says Manuel,"and whatever are you doing in this perilous place?" |
11639 | How can anybody expect us to waste eternity with recreations which are only fitted to waste time? |
11639 | How does the successful ape employ himself, in these not quite friendly places? |
11639 | I know it was at Woodstock, but whereabouts at Woodstock? |
11639 | I wonder if you would have? 11639 Is it for this dingy cripple,"says Alianora, with her proud fine face all wonder,"that Dom Manuel has forsaken us and has put off his youth? |
11639 | Is it on account of this geas,asked the stranger,"that a great lock has been sheared away from your yellow hair?" |
11639 | Is not to bother about yourself the highest wisdom? |
11639 | Is that why you are trembling, Manuel? |
11639 | Is what you have a quite ordinary turtle? |
11639 | It is settled, then? |
11639 | Manuel, and can it be you who are considering appearances? |
11639 | My dear, and do you think I am a happy man? |
11639 | My mind is quite made up,says Manuel,"so what, in God''s name, is the good of this?" |
11639 | Now I wonder what it is you find in that dark pool to keep you staring so? |
11639 | Now from whom of the Léshy, I wonder, can you have been hearing such fantastic stories? 11639 Oh, well, and if they do?" |
11639 | Sesphra, what is your will with me? |
11639 | She is perhaps some witch whose magic is more terrible than their magic, and has besotted this ruined champion? |
11639 | So then, at least, you think I may be working in the proper medium? |
11639 | So, do you very greatly love my sister Suskind? |
11639 | So, does that feel more comfortable? |
11639 | That saves you the trouble of talking, does it not? 11639 Then why do you make him my overlord?" |
11639 | Was it for this hunched, draggled, mud- faced wench that you left us, you squinting old villain? 11639 Were these wood- spirits unreasonable,"asks Niafer,"in saying that the countenance and the body you have given me are ugly?" |
11639 | What are these things to me or you, or to anyone that makes images? 11639 What do you mean, dear snip?" |
11639 | What does that matter,she answered, looking long and long at him,"now that Count Manuel has no further need of me?" |
11639 | What have you learned,says Manuel,"out yonder?" |
11639 | What is it you want of me? |
11639 | What is needed? |
11639 | What is that to a lover? |
11639 | What is the meaning of all this? |
11639 | What is this nonsense,says the proud shining lady, to Miramon Lluagor,"that I hear about your having been conquered?" |
11639 | What means this Greek? |
11639 | What need is there to trouble the Léshy about that foolish wish when it is always possible, at a paid price, to obtain whatever one desires? 11639 What sort of bridle is that?" |
11639 | What sort of room? |
11639 | What were these images like? |
11639 | What will you do then, dear Sesphra? |
11639 | What would be your desire? |
11639 | When does she mean to quicken them? |
11639 | Who are those disreputable looking, bold- faced creatures that are making eyes at you? |
11639 | Who knows? |
11639 | Who was your father, Manuel? |
11639 | Who, then, is the least foolish of mankind? |
11639 | Whom then do you desire for a wife,says Niafer,"if not the loveliest and the wealthiest lady in all Rathgor and Lower Targamon?" |
11639 | Why in this world should you think that? |
11639 | Why should we tell you, Manuel? |
11639 | Why, are there any other women? |
11639 | Why, do you really like my hands? |
11639 | Why, do you really like my natural appearance? |
11639 | Why, how should I know,quiet Horvendile replied,"when I am talking foolishness and when not?" |
11639 | Why, of what may I be sure in this shifting world if not of myself? |
11639 | Why, snip, did he do that? |
11639 | Yes, I know that: but who can give life to my images? |
11639 | Yes, and whose fault is it? 11639 Yes, but can you depend upon her?" |
11639 | Yes, but how in this world--? |
11639 | Yes, but,asked Manuel, slowly,"what is success?" |
11639 | Yes,said Manuel, practically,"but what do you know?" |
11639 | Yes,said Niafer,"and what does that dear friend of yours look like nowadays?" |
11639 | Your account is very circumstantial, but where was the window? |
11639 | And I look back upon my breathless old endeavors, and I wonder drearily,''Was it for this?''" |
11639 | And Niafer displayed a drolly marked small turtle, saying,"Maskanako, do you not recognize Tulapin, the turtle that never lies?" |
11639 | And for the matter of that, whatever are you glooming over?" |
11639 | And have you so soon forgotten the vintner''s parlor at Neogréant, and what you did with the gold plates?" |
11639 | And if Manuel acquired their arts( he asked in conclusion), would he acquire their traits? |
11639 | And what do you make of it, Count of Poictesme?" |
11639 | And what do you make of it, di Paz?" |
11639 | And what does it matter, on this November day which has a thin sunlight and no heat at all in it? |
11639 | And who are you to be forbidding me anything?" |
11639 | And why do you keep telling me about matters with which I am as well acquainted as you are?" |
11639 | And why not?" |
11639 | At Woodstock Dom Manuel was handsomely received, and there he passed the month of September--(_"Why need you stay so long, though?" |
11639 | But are good and evil all one to you of the Léshy?" |
11639 | But as touches your own interests, Manuel, do you think your behavior is quite sensible?" |
11639 | But come, is there not some girl or another to whom you should be saying good- bye with other things than words?" |
11639 | But how can I, of all persons, help you in this affair?" |
11639 | But how can I?" |
11639 | But take it what you say is true,--and do you desire me to go hence alone?" |
11639 | But the falcons are not nesting now, and how can I go to Freydis, that woman of strange deeds?" |
11639 | But what are such matters to a swineherd?" |
11639 | But what does it matter now?" |
11639 | But what does it matter now?" |
11639 | But what has that to do with it?" |
11639 | But what is that thing?" |
11639 | But what will become of the woman and the child whom I leave behind me unfriended?" |
11639 | But what, pray, am I to deduce from all this?" |
11639 | But wherever do you get these curious notions?" |
11639 | But who is this marvelous woman?" |
11639 | But who is to be my overlord?" |
11639 | But why do you now stir up these awkward old stories?" |
11639 | Come now, dear friend, in what way can we take back the life we gave this lovely fiend?" |
11639 | Come now, do you not find it so?" |
11639 | Come tell me now, Count of Poictesme, what is that I see in your breast pocket wrapped in red silk?" |
11639 | Come, Niafer, and do you know anything about this gawky, ragtag, yellow- haired young champion?" |
11639 | Come, tell me now, how do you call this doomed magician, and how does one get to him to sever his wicked head from his foul body?" |
11639 | Dom Manuel, will you come when the baby is delivered and this Saint has been attended to and all the crops are in?" |
11639 | Freydis would say,"and, this damned Niafer apart, do you love me a little more than you love any other woman?" |
11639 | Freydis, you protest deep love for this well- armored Manuel, but what wisdom will reveal to you, or to me either, just what is Manuel? |
11639 | Have you no sense of decency at all? |
11639 | He asked her,"And do you also go into England?" |
11639 | He said:"This is the cry of all husbands that now are or may be hereafter,--''What has become of the girl that I married? |
11639 | How was she dressed? |
11639 | In a predicament so unexampled, how can it at all matter to me whatever you may elect to do?" |
11639 | In the mean time, what is that I see in your pocket wrapped in red silk?" |
11639 | In what else, pray, does man differ from the other animals except in that he is used by words?" |
11639 | Is he the Horvendile whose great- toe is the morning star?" |
11639 | Is it not very explicitly stated in Holy Writ that though the wicked may flourish for a while they are presently felled like green bay- trees?" |
11639 | Laughing, you will say of sorrow,''What is it?'' |
11639 | Manuel asked,"Snip, was that in truth the bridle called Gleipnir?" |
11639 | Now then, would you prefer to redeem with the forces of good or with the forces of evil?" |
11639 | Now whatever would you have me do?" |
11639 | Now, I suppose, you will be denying the affair of the squirrel also?" |
11639 | Of course, though, they might have been only garnets--(_"And where was it that she dressed up in all this finery to talk with you in private?" |
11639 | Or can it be that Miramon spoke seriously in saying that fate also was enleagued to forbid the leaving of this mountain?" |
11639 | Par quels exploits ont- ils mérité l''éternelle admiration que leur ont vouée les hommes de leur race? |
11639 | Said Manuel:"What price would be sufficient to re- purchase the rich spoils of Death? |
11639 | Says King Helmas to Manuel the swineherd,"What is that I see in your pocket wrapped in red silk?" |
11639 | Says Manuel, sternly,"But what is the meaning of all this?" |
11639 | Says Melicent,"But what am I to tell her, Father?" |
11639 | Shall I attend to it this afternoon?" |
11639 | She said,"And I suppose you will now be stalking off to some woman or another for consolation?" |
11639 | She said,"I had not thought ever to be sorry for you-- Why should I grieve for you, gray traitor?" |
11639 | Shrugging, you will say of sorrow,''What is it?'' |
11639 | So at what price will you sell me that feather?" |
11639 | So why did you not scrape your feet before coming into my clean kitchen? |
11639 | So why do you tell me what everybody knows? |
11639 | So would you mind standing a little more to the left? |
11639 | So you think it is possible to evoke the dead in some more tangible form than that of an instructive ghost? |
11639 | The Count said, frowning:"What drunken nonsense are you talking at broad noon? |
11639 | The other replied:"Why should you think that I know anything about this Suskind or that we of the Léshy keep any account of your doings? |
11639 | Then Melicent demanded,"And what makes your face so white?" |
11639 | Then said the snake:"My steed, why do you stumble? |
11639 | Then the Jewish master of a trading vessel-- a lean man called Ahasuerus-- said,"Who forbids it?" |
11639 | Then, as for other dreams, of a more roguish nature--""What sort of dreams can you be talking about, I wonder, Miramon?" |
11639 | Therefore Gisèle inquired,"And what about me?" |
11639 | To what permanent use could one put a human being even if the creature were virtuous and handsome to look at? |
11639 | What can I ever be to you except flesh and a voice? |
11639 | What do they call you, friend?" |
11639 | What is it you demand?" |
11639 | What is that, for example?" |
11639 | What more can anybody demand?" |
11639 | What sort of models, then, were these insane, mud- moulding solitary wasps for a tall lad to follow after? |
11639 | What, grizzled fighting- man, have you to do with that young Manuel who had comeliness and youth and courage, but no human pity and no constant love? |
11639 | Where is it, Manuel?" |
11639 | Where would I be getting extraordinary turtles?" |
11639 | Why did you not come to me for help at the beginning, instead of wasting time upon kings and queens?" |
11639 | Why, did King Solomon, for example, rise no higher than that?" |
11639 | Will you have happiness, then, and an eternal severance between you and me?" |
11639 | Will you swear that Misery can not bring back the dead?" |
11639 | and can marry none other?" |
11639 | and how many times do you expect me to speak to you about that?" |
11639 | and how should I rightly deal with this woman whom somehow time has involved in my doings? |
11639 | and what do you know about him, Freydis?" |
11639 | and whence might any bribe be fetched? |
11639 | and who is Mimir?" |
11639 | and why should I be harboring his lighthearted mischiefs against you? |
11639 | and, my falcon, why do you clamor? |
11639 | asked Melicent;"and why did he cut it off with his big shiny shears, while you were writing, and he was playing with me?" |
11639 | but are you certain it was this kind of figure she meant?" |
11639 | but what is to happen afterward? |
11639 | my hound, why do you howl? |
11639 | or she in the young swaggering ragged fool? |
11639 | said Misery:"and how can you, who have not ever been dead, be certain as to what happens when one is dead?" |
11639 | says Freydis,--"you, who if once you could make living images would never be caring about any woman any more?" |
11639 | says King Ferdinand, as he washed his hands,"do people anywhere wrap ordinary feathers in red silk? |
11639 | the King says, shrewdly,"do people anywhere wrap ordinary feathers in red silk? |
11639 | to whom else would you have them coming?" |
11639 | what does that matter?" |
11639 | what have you heard? |
20229 | ''Drown? 20229 ''O, but I''m in airnest,''says the captain;''and do you tell me, Paddy,''says he,''that you spake Frinch?'' |
20229 | ''O, then, whereabouts in the wide world are we, Captain?'' 20229 ''Tare an ouns,''says I,''do you tell me so? |
20229 | ''Then would you lind me the loan of a gridiron,''says I,''if you plase?'' 20229 ''Then, thunder an''turf,''says I,''will you lind me the loan of a gridiron?'' |
20229 | ''Well,''says I,''and how do you know but I''m as good a furriner myself as any o''thim?'' 20229 ''What do you mane?'' |
20229 | ''What for?'' 20229 ''Where is he? |
20229 | ''Why, then,''says he,''thunder and turf,''says he,''what puts a gridiron into your head?'' 20229 A trifle or so, Paddy?" |
20229 | Ah, then, your Holiness,says his Riv''rence, mighty eager,"maybe you''d have a dhrop ov the native in your cellar? |
20229 | All? |
20229 | An''how many miles would that be, Captain? |
20229 | An''might I be so bowld to ax, Captain, is Bingal much farther nor Fingal? |
20229 | An''why would n''t you tell him? |
20229 | And did you not hear me whisper to my companion? 20229 And how are you off for provisions?" |
20229 | And how do you know whether you see the nose on my face or not? |
20229 | And is it a great deal farther, your honor, the_ tay_ country is? |
20229 | And is it the Widda O''Sullivan''s boy you''d be that left this come Candlemas four years? |
20229 | And sure,said Barny,"why should n''t_ you_ do the same, and they are ready to your hand? |
20229 | And what wor you talking about me and your boat for? |
20229 | And what''s your name besides Barny? |
20229 | And when the north is fornenst you, as you say, is the east on your right or your left hand? |
20229 | And where do you think I_ am_ going? |
20229 | And where''ud the hooker be all the time? |
20229 | And who ax''d you to consayve anything about it? |
20229 | And who made you so bowld with my name? |
20229 | And why did he take you up in the tower, pray? 20229 And you know the points of the compass,--you have a compass, I suppose?" |
20229 | Are they going to fight? |
20229 | Are you in arnest that it is in fun you wer? |
20229 | Are you sure you remember my directions? |
20229 | Arrah sure, captain, an''do n''t you know that sometimes vessels is bound to sail under_ saycret ordhers_? |
20229 | Arrah, sure, sir, what would the woman that owns me do while I was away? 20229 At what hour did you see him?" |
20229 | But are you going to produce evidence? |
20229 | But there is no hill, Paddy; do n''t you know that water is always level? |
20229 | But what brought you so far out to sea? |
20229 | But what does that matter? |
20229 | But where can Uncle John and his friend be? 20229 But where?" |
20229 | But you do n''t know your course back? |
20229 | But you''re sure now, Barny, that you''re up to the coorse you have to run? |
20229 | Ca n''t you steer? |
20229 | Could not Miss Corinna sing it from memory? |
20229 | Dearest Sister Anne, do n''t you see any one coming? |
20229 | Do n''t mind praying for me till you get home, Barny; but answer me, how are you to steer when you shall leave me? |
20229 | Do you always laugh a mile from the Box Tunnel? |
20229 | Do you call it doin''no good to go fasther nor ships iver wint before? |
20229 | Do you judge by superficial misure or by the liquid contents? |
20229 | Do you mane for to say there is a bell in it at all at all? |
20229 | Do you mean to say that he did not_ kill_ them, then? |
20229 | Do you see anybody coming, Sister Anne? |
20229 | Et, tu, sacrilege nebulo,says the Pope,"quomodo audacitatem habeas, me Dei in terris vicarium, lathronem conwiciari?" |
20229 | Evidence? 20229 Fingal,--where''s Fingal?" |
20229 | Fingal,--where''s that? |
20229 | Gently, gently, my friend,replied Johnny;"there is the money: and it''s really after twelve o''clock, thou says?" |
20229 | Had,said the ensign,"he black whiskers and a red coat?" |
20229 | How do you know them? 20229 How do you make out that, Paddy?" |
20229 | How durst you call me a swaddler, sir? |
20229 | How should I frighten you? |
20229 | I believe, Pat,''twas when you were crossing the Atlantic? |
20229 | I wo n''t tell you that,--but do you tell me what ports you know best? |
20229 | If so, what is he doing there, or why does he appear at all, till we know whether the cause is to be defended? |
20229 | In the name ov God,says the Pope, very solemniously,"what_ is_ the maning ov all this at all at all?" |
20229 | Is he hurt? |
20229 | Is it back? 20229 Is it dhrink?" |
20229 | Is it like hay, your honor? |
20229 | Is it me? |
20229 | Is it round in airnest, Captain dear? 20229 Is it the Cove o''Cork?" |
20229 | Is it the darlint boat? 20229 Is the captain unwell?" |
20229 | Is there anything,exclaimed the unhappy and perplexed Fatima,"that he would have me do? |
20229 | Is this a witness? |
20229 | It really_ is_ past twelve, thou says? |
20229 | May the divil sweep you,said Barny,"and will nothin''else sarve you than comin''forninst me that away? |
20229 | Musha, bad luck to you, knowledge, but you''re a quare thing!--and where is it Bingal, bad cess to it, would be at all at all? |
20229 | My adversary says, black is not another color, that is white? 20229 No; I was only goin''to ax you what coorse you wor goin''to steer?" |
20229 | Not exactly, Paddy; what puts hay in your head? |
20229 | O, be aisy; why how could they do that? |
20229 | O, that is where they make the_ tay_, is n''t it, sir? |
20229 | O, thin he does, and for that rayson who has a right to know more about it? |
20229 | O, thin, indeed, and that''s thrue,said Jemmy and Peter,"and whin will we come to the short turn?" |
20229 | Och, thin, millia murther, weirasthru, how''ll I iver get there at all at all? |
20229 | Perhaps you had given him the key? |
20229 | Quid tibi incommodi? |
20229 | Some of us!--How do you mean? |
20229 | Something he said that almost killed you with laughing? 20229 Sure, an''ar''n''t you from Amerikay?" |
20229 | Sure, and amn''t I thrying all I can? |
20229 | Terry O''Sullivan,--who is he, pray? |
20229 | That is much the same thing; will you be advised by me? |
20229 | That''s the explanation sure enough,says his Holiness;"and now what div you say to my being a common imposther?" |
20229 | That''s, I suppose, what we call Chaynee, sir? |
20229 | Then what''s your objection, as to the time? |
20229 | Then, you do n''t know your course, it appears? |
20229 | Thou says it really_ is_ past twelve, friend? |
20229 | Thrue for you, indeed, your honor,said Barny, in his most insinuating tone;"but whin will you be at the ind o''your voyage, Captain jewel?" |
20229 | To the divil wid Terry O''Sullivan,said Barny;"how does he know what''s an iligant place? |
20229 | Tu senex lathro,says he,"quomodo audes me mendacem prà ¦ dicare?" |
20229 | W-- w-- was it a_ bl-- ue beard_? |
20229 | Was n''t your honor discoorsin''me about the points o''the compasses? |
20229 | Well, Barny,said Jemmy,"what was the captain sayin''to you at the time you wor wid him?" |
20229 | Well, I say, what ports do you know best? |
20229 | Well, an''where''s the wondher o''that? 20229 Well, and what was he the betther o''having more prate than a Scotchman?" |
20229 | Well, how is it done then? |
20229 | Well, there''s no use in talkin''aboot it now, anyhow; but when do you expec''to be there? |
20229 | Well, very well; then, for the next twenty- four hours I can go through again without paying? |
20229 | Well, what about the pig? |
20229 | Well, what does this prove,said Sister Anne,"but that somebody moved the coffin, and broke the cane?" |
20229 | Well, what if I have? |
20229 | Well, what matther? |
20229 | Well,replied Lizzy;"sure, is n''t that extraordinary? |
20229 | What are scalpeens? |
20229 | What brings you here? |
20229 | What can this larned quadhruped o''yours do? |
20229 | What do you mane? |
20229 | What else would you have me to do? |
20229 | What for? |
20229 | What for? |
20229 | What have you eatable? |
20229 | What have you to say? |
20229 | What is the difference between Lord Eldon and Sir Thomas Grouts? |
20229 | What is the matter, dear? |
20229 | What makes you call the blessed quart an irrational quantity? |
20229 | What news of the ghost, my dearest Miss Shacabac? |
20229 | What port are you a pilot of? |
20229 | What sort o''tobaccay is it that''s in it? |
20229 | What the plague are you talking about? |
20229 | What voice? |
20229 | What''s that? |
20229 | What''s that? |
20229 | What''s that? |
20229 | What''s that? |
20229 | What''s the raison you''re runnin''a nor- aist coorse now, an''we never hear''d iv it afore at all, till afther you quitted the big ship? |
20229 | What, sir? |
20229 | Where are you bound to? |
20229 | Where do you come from? |
20229 | Where? |
20229 | Which one do you prefir? |
20229 | Who is that who interrupts the service? 20229 Who is that?" |
20229 | Who says I''m afeared? |
20229 | Who towld you that, my Watherford Wondher? |
20229 | Who''s the hare now, your Holiness? 20229 Why do you call me from the tomb?" |
20229 | Why then do you object to tell? |
20229 | Why then, ai n''t you ashamed o''yourself an''not to know where Fingal is? |
20229 | Why thin now do you think me sich a born nathral as to give in to that? 20229 Why, Master Darbyshire,"said the dry old miller,"how is this? |
20229 | Why, did two people niver thravel the same road before? |
20229 | Why, do you want me to go along wid you, Barny? |
20229 | Why, sir, did you never hear a pig can see the wind? |
20229 | Why, thin,said Barny,"is n''t it to Fingal?" |
20229 | Why, what an ignoramus you must be, not to know what a compass is, and you at sea all your life? 20229 Why, what''s your objection?" |
20229 | Will you pay me or not? |
20229 | Will you see your first husband or your second husband? |
20229 | Will your Holiness take a blast ov the pipe? |
20229 | Would you have me doubt the evidence ov my sinses? |
20229 | Would you like to thry? |
20229 | Yes, I know; but what about it? |
20229 | Yes; and what then? |
20229 | You do n''t b''lieve me, do n''t you? |
20229 | You have got your flute, Frederick? |
20229 | You know Cove, then? |
20229 | Your name, is it? |
20229 | ''What dost mean, Lizzy?'' |
20229 | ''You did n''t?'' |
20229 | Ah, lave me alone always, Jimmy; did you iver know me wrong yet?" |
20229 | An''did n''t you hear o''the war? |
20229 | An''where''s the head like o''you? |
20229 | And are n''t I ready to go down on my two knees this blessed minit and beg your apostolical pardon for every word that I said to your displasement?" |
20229 | And did not he once give a most notable piece of advice to a_ rich_ Friend who was a shocking sleeper? |
20229 | And my curse light on you, Terry O''Sullivan, why did I iver come across you, you onlooky vagabone, to put sich thoughts in my head? |
20229 | And now the question came, What could the ghost want by appearing? |
20229 | And so it''s_ Bingal_, and not_ Fingal_, you''re goin''to, Captain?" |
20229 | And then the drains were all stopped; the land was drowning, was starving to death; and where were the hedges all gone to? |
20229 | And then where had the man flung the seed to? |
20229 | And where is Master Charles? |
20229 | And why did you send me in such a hurry to the leads? |
20229 | Answer me that, you ould swaddler?" |
20229 | Apropos of contributions--"Uncle, have you brought your spoons?" |
20229 | As he was about to throw it over the hedge, Miss Snubbleston, seized with an unusual fit of generosity, called out to him,--"What_ are_ you doing? |
20229 | At length she came to herself with a dreadful groan,--flashed open her eyes wide on me, and cried,''Didst see him? |
20229 | Augh? |
20229 | Bad cess to you, do you think I''ve nothin''to do but plaze you?" |
20229 | Bad luck to you, do you understand your own language?--_Parly voo frongsay_?'' |
20229 | But what are the medicaments of the apothecary in a case where the grave gives up its dead? |
20229 | But where was her carriage? |
20229 | Can any of these chaps i''th''wigs say as much? |
20229 | Could n''t he go to Fingal himself? |
20229 | Could she witness such attachment and not be touched by it? |
20229 | D-- n your stupid head, ca n''t you tell what brings you here?" |
20229 | Did not I enjoin you, did you not solemnly promise me, that nobody should cross the mare''s back?" |
20229 | Didst save him? |
20229 | Do n''t I know a bum- baily when I see him? |
20229 | Do you even know the cardinal points?" |
20229 | Do you know the four points of the wind?" |
20229 | Do you sit without parson or clerk, and expect to learn religion by looking at your shoe- toes? |
20229 | Dolignan at last found himself injured;"who was this man? |
20229 | Doth not the scorching sun nip the rose- bud as well as the bitter wind? |
20229 | During all this time, Bagshaw-- but who would attempt to describe anguish indescribable? |
20229 | Eh, Spring, is n''t that thrue?" |
20229 | Evidence? |
20229 | George, you will never forgive me?" |
20229 | Had he not received and travelled with ministers when they came on religious visits into these parts? |
20229 | Had n''t he attended first- day, week- day, preparative, monthly, quarterly, and sometimes yearly meetings too, all his life? |
20229 | Had not Mr. Bluebeard settled every shilling upon her? |
20229 | Had not he regularly and handsomely subscribed to the monthly, and the national, and the Ackworth School Stocks? |
20229 | Have n''t I seen him and heard him, too, already? |
20229 | How came we to forget him? |
20229 | How could she bear to look on them after what had occurred? |
20229 | How dare you report the monstrous calumnies regarding the best of men? |
20229 | How do you know the points?" |
20229 | How-- how should these distracting circumstances be brought to an end? |
20229 | I know this case better than any other man can, and for why? |
20229 | I say, let go your jib and foresheet,--what are you about, you lubbers?" |
20229 | I suppose you have provisions on board?" |
20229 | I''ve axed thy pardon, have n''t I? |
20229 | If I wint wid you, whin would I be home again?" |
20229 | If any one were to leave you or me a fortune, my dear friend, would we be too anxious to rake up the how and the why? |
20229 | If they drank their wine out of black bottles or crystal, what did it matter to her? |
20229 | Instead of dining at Hampstead, as we did last year, shall we go to Greenwich, or to Putney, and eat little fishes?" |
20229 | Is n''t it written in a book? |
20229 | Is not this navigation made easy? |
20229 | It is well to say''now, now, now,''and to show himself; but what is it that makes my blessed husband so uneasy in his grave?" |
20229 | It''s to Ireland you''re goin''?" |
20229 | Mr. Charles,"said Bagshaw,"where is your father?" |
20229 | Now who''s right? |
20229 | Now, sir, will you reduce the place to a mathematical certainty, and be one of the party?" |
20229 | O murther, what''ud we ha''done if we wor there at all at all?" |
20229 | O, the divil sweep you for navigation, why did I meddle or make wid you at all at all? |
20229 | One of his fellow- boatmen, at last, said to him,"Why thin, Barny O''Reirdon, what the divil is come over you, at all at all? |
20229 | Richards?" |
20229 | Sam? |
20229 | So, not to be outdone altogether, he says to his Riv''rence,"you''re a man that''s fond of the brute crayation, I hear, Misther Maguire?" |
20229 | Sure, and is n''t it a proud day for Ireland, this blessed feast ov the chair ov Saint Pether? |
20229 | Sure, ar''n''t they belongin''to the pope?" |
20229 | Tare alive, says I, what war? |
20229 | The plain- dealing reader would say,"Could n''t he ask?" |
20229 | There was nothing else to be done; so where is Miss Snubbleston''s basket? |
20229 | Thou did n''t let him drown?'' |
20229 | Was George Fox one, did they think; or William Penn, or Robert Barclay, indeed? |
20229 | Was it_ his_ fault that the doctors could not cure their maladies? |
20229 | Was n''t that stout in the blessed man? |
20229 | Was not he born in the Society, brought up in it? |
20229 | Was not that an evidence of a religious tact and practice? |
20229 | What art mumbling at there, man? |
20229 | What did she care for jokes about the major, or scandal concerning the Scotch surgeon of the regiment? |
20229 | What do you know iv navigation? |
20229 | What does the chap mean? |
20229 | What was it?" |
20229 | What was the matter? |
20229 | What was to be done? |
20229 | What was to be done? |
20229 | What''s the maynin''of your loitherin''about here, and the boat ready and a lovely fine breeze aff o''the land?" |
20229 | What''s the use sitting here where one can hear nothing but a buzzing like a bee in a blossom?" |
20229 | What? |
20229 | What?'' |
20229 | When I inquired after the mare,--you can guess-- when was a broken leg of a horse successfully set again? |
20229 | Where is he? |
20229 | Where is he?'' |
20229 | Where is your honor goin''?" |
20229 | Where''s my dear Sam? |
20229 | Who was it that drank three bottles at a sitting? |
20229 | Why, dearest, then you brought that action against me?" |
20229 | Why, thin, blur- an- agers, do you think it''s follyin''yiz I am?" |
20229 | Would n''t you, now? |
20229 | You ask me how are steamboats propagated? |
20229 | You could see it as plainly as possible written on their faces,--"Who have we got here? |
20229 | You do n''t conthravene that? |
20229 | You remember, Pat( turning to the man, evidently pleased at the notice thus paid to himself),--you remember that queer adventure you had in France?" |
20229 | You''re sure you know the four points of the wind?" |
20229 | _ Did_ you give him a pincushion, sister? |
20229 | _ Dolignan._ What is the matter? |
20229 | _ Dolignan._ You know my name? |
20229 | _ Friend._ What is the matter? |
20229 | _ Hurroo_, my darlings!--didn''t I tell you it''ud never do? |
20229 | _ The-- very-- man!_ You know Jack Richards?" |
20229 | _ did_ you give him a locket with your hair?" |
20229 | _ who''s somebody?_"said the beadle, staring round about him. |
20229 | an''how will I iver get back?" |
20229 | and bad cess to you both,"said O''Reirdon,"what the dickens are yiz goin''to fight about now, and sich good liquor before yiz? |
20229 | and is it a whit less probable than the first part of the tale? |
20229 | and what o''that? |
20229 | and what right had he to go on so? |
20229 | and who knows but it''s all dead they''d be afore I got back? |
20229 | and why did he sharpen his long knife, and roar out to you to COME DOWN?" |
20229 | and why was it that Dolly Coddlins left the town so suddenly?" |
20229 | bad luck to it for a_ Bin_gal, it''s the sore_ Bin_gal to me), is it so far off as you say?" |
20229 | but where''s the beefstake?'' |
20229 | ca n''t he be with us on the 24th?" |
20229 | can anything be more convincing than that? |
20229 | exclaims Sir John, in feigned surprise,"was Pat ever in France?" |
20229 | had they picked the windiest day of all the year to scatter his corn on the air in? |
20229 | how''ll we ever get back?" |
20229 | in other words, how is such an infinite and immovable body inveigled along its course? |
20229 | rejoined Barny;"what the dickens do you know about sayfarin''farther nor fishin''for sprats in a bowl wid your grandmother?" |
20229 | said Barny,"what''ll I do now, at all at all?" |
20229 | said Mr. Richards,"do you perceive it? |
20229 | said his two companions at once, in much surprise;"is it clothes upon cannons?" |
20229 | said the first;"Who dares disturb my grave?" |
20229 | says I,''that all the world calls so p''lite? |
20229 | says I,--''_Parly voo frongsay_?" |
20229 | says his Riv''rence,"and how do you know whether what you thought was thundher, was thundher at all? |
20229 | says his Riv''rence;"why what would your Holiness be at, at all? |
20229 | says the Pope,"what''s this at all?" |
20229 | says the Pope;"that is,"says he,"which figure of spache do you find most usefullest when you''re hard set?" |
20229 | says the Pope;"would you have me doubt the testimony of my eyes and ears?" |
20229 | thin, Captain dear, and how is it at all at all, that you make your way over the wide says intirely to them furrin parts?" |
20229 | were not his father, and his grandfather, and his great- grandfather before him all Quakers? |
20229 | what can it be? |
20229 | what_ can_ it be?" |
20229 | wherefore am I called from my grave?" |
20229 | who had a mare that ran for the plate? |
20229 | why should I be afraid of seeing my Bluebeard again?" |
20229 | why?'' |
20229 | would n''t you?" |
20229 | would you force me to choose, when I am so obedient as to choose that you should have the choice entirely your own way? |
43101 | ''About how large?'' 43101 ''Do you have to wear that when you are seeking religion?'' |
43101 | ''How many times have you been baptized in the course of life?'' 43101 ''How wad a noice bit av Spring lamb soot?'' |
43101 | ''What are you seeking?'' 43101 ''What on earth is the matter, Tilly?'' |
43101 | ''Where''s your money?'' 43101 Ah, how do you know?" |
43101 | All well down there? |
43101 | And you are not to blame? |
43101 | And you ca n''t come? |
43101 | And you wanted to come to a place where your vote counted? |
43101 | Any middle name? |
43101 | Are you married or single? |
43101 | Array, honey, an''is n''t it to my poor mother, who is very deaf, that I''m writing a loud letther? |
43101 | At wat time, massa? |
43101 | Av Oi''ll let''em wha- at? |
43101 | But he-- he----"But what of it? 43101 But how are we going to get in when we come back?" |
43101 | But if people ca n''t come and do n''t come, what are you going to do? |
43101 | But suppose the Mugwumps should develop power some day and carry things? |
43101 | But sure''n ye have n''t no twinty- noine thousand dollars to give thim, me frind? |
43101 | But what have I done? |
43101 | But,said the other,"is n''t it a question not of faith, but of works?" |
43101 | Ca n''t I stand in here out of the rain? |
43101 | Charlotte, my dear, how is it I find you weeping? 43101 Could n''t introduce a fellow, eh?" |
43101 | Dare you swear that the meat you ate that day was n''t coon or bear meat? |
43101 | Did I not tell you,said the maternal parent, in a somewhat angry tone,"not to touch them?" |
43101 | Did I ten''to hit''i m? |
43101 | Did Reading go up? |
43101 | Did n''t he tell you to move on? |
43101 | Did n''t lose it going down, did you? |
43101 | Did you catch one of the good fishes, Herr Yager? |
43101 | Did you intend to hit this man when you shot at him? |
43101 | Did you, Mrs. Bowser? 43101 Do n''t you believe your vote was counted?" |
43101 | Do you ever want to sleep, Major, when you ca n''t? |
43101 | Do you know all the women in Chicago? |
43101 | Do you know my name? |
43101 | Do you mean to say you will do the whitewashing? |
43101 | Do you take the number of every street car you ride in? |
43101 | Do you? 43101 Do you? |
43101 | Does it make any difference if it ai n''t right? |
43101 | Even if it takes you all day? |
43101 | Fresh pork? |
43101 | Gone to his_ bier_, eh? |
43101 | Got what? |
43101 | Hain''t he shiftless and onery? |
43101 | Half- pass tree o''clock? |
43101 | Has thee any objections that I should call thee by that name? |
43101 | Has, eh? 43101 Have you an occupation?" |
43101 | Have you ever tried, Lawrence, to estimate the height of my father''s regard for you? |
43101 | Have you gone and got some more hens or bought another horse? |
43101 | He said the Park Commishioners be blowed, an''he cood do good enough wurruk fer them on roast bafe, an''wad Oi git roast bafe the nixt toime? 43101 How did you know my name was Jack?" |
43101 | How is that? |
43101 | How is that? |
43101 | How long since you had any fresh pork at your house? |
43101 | How then,said the interrogator, evidently surprised and disconcerted,"does thee manage to live?" |
43101 | How''s that? |
43101 | How? |
43101 | Hush; do n''t I know low- down blackguard talk when I hears it? 43101 I say, Pat, what are you writing there in such a large hand?" |
43101 | I will, eh? 43101 I''ll be glad to, of course, but----""But what?" |
43101 | Indeed, and how is that? |
43101 | Is it to- night you have that party? |
43101 | Is kissing on the lips no longer fashionable? |
43101 | Is that so, now? |
43101 | Is that why you suspected him? |
43101 | Is this Bowser''s? |
43101 | Is this one of the pastoral scenes you referred to? |
43101 | Jack,said a commercial traveller to a country joskin,"which is the way to Harlingford?" |
43101 | Jim, why is it that a musician''s strains are always heard so much less distinctly when he plays alone, than when in a band? |
43101 | John, what is the past of see? |
43101 | Johnnie, my boy, would n''t you have liked to have been George Washington? |
43101 | Judge,said the witness, turning imploringly to the dignitary of the Bench,"must I answer that question?" |
43101 | Kitty, where''s the frying- pan? |
43101 | Ma,said a juvenile grammarian, when she returned from school;"ma, may n''t I take some of the currant- jelly on the sideboard?" |
43101 | Make me cross? 43101 Martha, does thee love me?" |
43101 | Martha, my dear,said a loving husband to his spouse, who was several years his junior,"what do you say to moving to the far West?" |
43101 | Mr. Smith, you said you once officiated in a pulpit-- do you mean by that that you preached? |
43101 | Mrs. Andrews,asked the lawyer when she was called,"do you remember when Jackson called about the quilt frames?" |
43101 | Must be quite an expense, eh? |
43101 | My good woman,said Howard,"will you kindly give me a drink of water?" |
43101 | No floods or famine? |
43101 | No small- pox or yellow fever? |
43101 | No? 43101 Oh, you did, did you, Maria? |
43101 | Old Mr. Skinner is a very charitable man, is n''t he? |
43101 | Pa, where was Captain Anson born? |
43101 | Pa,said a lad to his father,"I have often read of people poor but honest; why do n''t they sometimes say''rich but honest?''" |
43101 | Pap, did you ever hear music from a rubber band? |
43101 | Say, boss,said the darky,"how much you charge for dat stuff you put in dat mule?" |
43101 | Say, old man, why continue this coldness any longer? 43101 Shall I write married or single? |
43101 | Sign my name? 43101 Some mash of yours?" |
43101 | Take what? |
43101 | That is very nice of him; but surely you are not crying about that? 43101 That you, Bowser?" |
43101 | They have, eh? 43101 Tom, did you ever see this hog in question?" |
43101 | War ye uver in Parish, Oi dunno? |
43101 | Well, Herr Schulze, what are you going to do with your boy? |
43101 | Well, how do you know he is dead? 43101 Well, then, ma, may n''t I take some of the ice- cream?" |
43101 | Well, what ails your town this year? |
43101 | Well, what are you grinning at? |
43101 | Well, what do you do? |
43101 | Well, what is the trouble? |
43101 | Well, what was it? |
43101 | Well, what''s the matter with Noah? |
43101 | Well, why do n''t you hasten to her? |
43101 | Well,says he,"if I find my wife up, I''ll kick her-- what business has she to sit up, wasting fire and light, eh? |
43101 | Well? |
43101 | Went where he pleased, did n''t he? |
43101 | Were you confused? |
43101 | Were you cooking meat? |
43101 | Were you ever engaged in a train robbery? |
43101 | Whar-- whar-- what, sah? 43101 What about those bristles and hoofs he says he saw?" |
43101 | What are you trying to do? |
43101 | What are your prospects in life, Julius? |
43101 | What can I do for you? |
43101 | What did you say when he told you to move on? |
43101 | What do I do? 43101 What do I mean? |
43101 | What do you mean? |
43101 | What fellow? |
43101 | What for? |
43101 | What has he been doing? |
43101 | What have you done? 43101 What is it, Laura?" |
43101 | What is it? |
43101 | What is your age, please? |
43101 | What makes you think so? |
43101 | What meat did Miner eat there that day? |
43101 | What of it? 43101 What to do?" |
43101 | What were you doing? |
43101 | What will you do? |
43101 | What''s that? |
43101 | What''s the matter? |
43101 | What''s the matter? |
43101 | What_ ales_ the one you have, Dick? |
43101 | When was that? |
43101 | Where for? |
43101 | Where was John L. Sullivan born? |
43101 | Where''s the old man? |
43101 | Where''s your ticket? |
43101 | Where? |
43101 | Where? |
43101 | Which one, Julius? |
43101 | Whin the ould mon had gone out to wurruk, Oi tuk a luck at the chunk av mate that was left, an''phat do you tink Oi saw? 43101 Who else?" |
43101 | Who else? |
43101 | Who hired you? |
43101 | Why do you suspect him of stealing the hog? |
43101 | Why not? |
43101 | Why, Seth,answered she,"we are commanded to love one another, are we not?" |
43101 | Why, sir? |
43101 | Why, then, do n''t you go and wash yourself? |
43101 | Will you pass me the butter, please? |
43101 | Would you know Why tear drops from my eyes now fall? 43101 Yes, sah, but whut bizness was it o''his''n? |
43101 | Yes, you reckon, but do you know it was? |
43101 | You ca n''t? |
43101 | You declare that on your oath, do you? |
43101 | You do n''t care for the office, then? |
43101 | You know Gregg? 43101 You left it on the street car when you come up?" |
43101 | You wo n''t have me? |
43101 | You would n''t want to marry us if we were n''t, would you, gaby? |
43101 | You''ll have our photographs taken after we all get seated in that rig, wo n''t you? |
43101 | ''An''fwhat''ll we put ye down for, ma''am?'' |
43101 | ''Fwhat did the McGuffin''s beyant give ye?'' |
43101 | ''Fwhat''ll ye shushcroibe to the Wurruld''s Fair this foine mawrnin'', ma''am?'' |
43101 | ''Tilly,''I said,''do you have to go through that performance every time you get religion?'' |
43101 | --"Another pound?" |
43101 | --_Albany Argus._[ Illustration] ANCIENT MARINER-- Holy smoke, where''s that young feller gone to? |
43101 | --_Denver News._ Undertakers are gravely opposed to cremation.--_Boston Gazette._ Are they in urn est? |
43101 | --_Denver News._[ Illustration] CHOLLY-- I say, Fweddie, what makes J. Wilkes Brutus take such long stweps? |
43101 | --_Harvard Lampoon._ A burning question among the Rochester newspapers is:"Have bicycles an earnest purpose?" |
43101 | --_Kansas City Journal._[ Illustration] CHOLLY-- Aw, Fweddie, did you see her smile at me? |
43101 | --_Light._[ Illustration] SOFTLEIGH-- What is the matter with your nose? |
43101 | --_Washington Post._"Kin a Quack Move?" |
43101 | A German boy entered, removed his hat, and asked:"Is Mr. Vepsider in?" |
43101 | About three o''clock the next afternoon a friend of the gambler dropped in on the Chinaman and said:"Hip, where is George to- day?" |
43101 | After the day''s work was over the young man said to the foreman:"You do n''t mind my having fits?" |
43101 | After the man had gone, Mr. Bowser came into the house and asked:"Did you hire a colored man?" |
43101 | Ai n''t it enough to have to drink the stuff? |
43101 | Ai n''t this necessity? |
43101 | And if I find her in bed, I''ll kick her-- what business has she to go to bed before I get home?" |
43101 | And why?" |
43101 | And, as I said, if you think----""Residence?" |
43101 | Ar''yer ears wide open, Tom?" |
43101 | Architectural Upholsterer-- And how do you think of having the library furnished, Mr. Gasbuhm? |
43101 | Are n''t you ashamed of yourself, fighting this way in the street?" |
43101 | Are n''t you? |
43101 | Are you a kinsman of the prisoner? |
43101 | Are you getting ready for the insane asylum? |
43101 | BROMLEY-- Why, Digsby, what''s the matter? |
43101 | Bliffers-- What''s wrong to- day, Bluffers? |
43101 | Bostone-- How long do you suppose these gold mines out here will continue profitable, Mr. Boomer? |
43101 | Bowser?" |
43101 | Bowser?" |
43101 | Can it be that I made the gown out of the bonnet trimming and trimmed the bonnet with the dress pattern? |
43101 | Can you swear that that hog is n''t home this very minute?" |
43101 | Careful Papa-- But which loves Clara most-- Brown, Jones or Smith? |
43101 | Coaxed, bribed and bulldozed me into giving a progressive euchre party, and where''s the party? |
43101 | Could n''t we have heard pwetty nearly as well without it? |
43101 | DOCTOR-- Now, gentlemen, how do you feel, one at a time, please? |
43101 | Dew I say"I ring yer,""I rang yer,"or"I rung yer?" |
43101 | Did I say thirty- five? |
43101 | Did any one vote besides you? |
43101 | Did you ever see a negro who would n''t say anything to fit the occasion?" |
43101 | Did you use all the goods? |
43101 | Dilly moved the bowl of her spoon back and forth over the supposed crack, and then exclaimed, triumphantly:"Kin a quack move?" |
43101 | Do I look married? |
43101 | Do all actahs walk that way? |
43101 | Do n''t you believe me? |
43101 | Do you hear?" |
43101 | Do you imagine that all other people are like you? |
43101 | Do you suppose a man who has trotted around Boston for five years is going to lose his way in the Adirondacks? |
43101 | Enthusiastic Friend-- Ah, how d''do, Charlie? |
43101 | FWEDDIE-- Smiled, did she? |
43101 | Ferguson-- So our cook is going, is she? |
43101 | First Cadet-- Did you ever smell powder? |
43101 | Flynn?'' |
43101 | Freddie-- Papa, what does"filly"mean? |
43101 | Freddie-- Well, then, what do they call a young cow, papa? |
43101 | Fwhere''s yer h''art, woman? |
43101 | G. C.--Matter? |
43101 | Genevieve-- Whose are you after, pa''s? |
43101 | Going to New York to do a little shopping? |
43101 | Grocer''s wife( anxiously)--Oh, Jim, are you hurt? |
43101 | Grocer( savagely, but with dignity)--Go away, woman; what do you know about war? |
43101 | HE-- Brute, eh? |
43101 | Had a scourge of any kind? |
43101 | Had she recognized him he would fain Have lifted his hat; But how could he do that And carry his cumbersome cane? |
43101 | Had you provoked him? |
43101 | Has he recognized anyone to- day? |
43101 | Have ye no sinse, at all, at all, alanna? |
43101 | Have you anything to say? |
43101 | Have you bad news from your husband?" |
43101 | He asked me''what was the State of my nativity?''" |
43101 | He was accosted by his host as follows:"What is thy name, friend? |
43101 | He-- Of course you know what a garter snake is? |
43101 | He-- Then this is your final answer, Miss Jones? |
43101 | Hotel Clerk-- Is there anything that I can do for you? |
43101 | How can you think of borrowing money on those terms and from people of that stamp? |
43101 | How far have you hunted for him?" |
43101 | How long do you expect I am going to sit here with my mouth wide open? |
43101 | How would an egg- intercepting screen at the front of the stage do? |
43101 | How''s a feller to do any fishin''if he do n''t have bait? |
43101 | However, you took the number of the car, I presume?" |
43101 | I do n''t want you to call, and if you dare to send a police to see----""What is the place and number?" |
43101 | I must have one before I go, It''s hard to hurt his feelings-- still, Can I say yes? |
43101 | I wonder now will he propose? |
43101 | I wonder now would she say yes? |
43101 | In asking about her affliction Fannie said:"Did you enjoy much pain when you were ill?" |
43101 | In selecting your wife were you governed by her chin? |
43101 | In view of what has transpired what have you to say?" |
43101 | Is it a lot of rubber figures that you blow up and then do they play music?" |
43101 | Is it a promising one?" |
43101 | It so happened that he came one morning before Mr. Bowser had left the house, and was greeted with:"Well, what''s up now?" |
43101 | JAMES-- Hello, Gus, where have you been? |
43101 | Johnny-- Necessity? |
43101 | Judge Peters, a Philadelphian and a punster, having observed to another judge on the bench that one of the witnesses had a_ vegetable_ head,"How so?" |
43101 | Kansas Tramp-- Mister, could you do a little something to assist a poor man? |
43101 | Kind Lady( to tramp)--That coat you have on is pretty well worn out, is n''t it? |
43101 | LE SAWFT-- Why, captain, what in the world is that flat boat for? |
43101 | Lawyer-- For what reason? |
43101 | Let me see, this is the 10th, is n''t it? |
43101 | MISS BIRDIE-- Is this the place where you recover umbrellas? |
43101 | MRS. GABB-- Shall I give him the opiates at once? |
43101 | MRS. GABB-- What is the matter with my husband? |
43101 | Magazine Editor-- Yes-- um-- haven''t we got a story of hers sent in four or five years ago? |
43101 | Magistrate-- How is this, McDooly? |
43101 | Magoogin?" |
43101 | Magoogin?" |
43101 | Magoogin?" |
43101 | Magoogin?" |
43101 | Maria-- What''s he got, Ephraim? |
43101 | Matilda''s voice queried,"Is that you, dear?" |
43101 | McGlaggerty?" |
43101 | McGlaggerty?" |
43101 | Ministerial Friend( on a visit)--I wonder what makes your mamma so happy to- day? |
43101 | Miss Debut-- Do you know, Mr. Reimer, I dreamed last night that I was reading your poetry? |
43101 | Mr. Bowser suddenly looked up from his paper the other evening and asked:"Why is it that we have n''t given a progressive euchre party this season?" |
43101 | Mrs. Bowser, what did you come out here for?" |
43101 | Mrs. Ferguson-- What do you mean by that? |
43101 | Mrs. Prim-- It''s dreadful the way the men drink these days; is n''t it? |
43101 | Mrs. Smith-- John, has Mrs. Thompson done anything to offend you? |
43101 | Now, d''ye know fwhat the Montmorincy McGues ar''givin''out? |
43101 | Of course I----""What did you say your occupation is?" |
43101 | Oh why so sad, my lady fair? |
43101 | Oi hoonted up the beautiful Dootchman, an''sez Oi:"''Have you enny noice mate this mornin'', Dootchy?'' |
43101 | Old Farmer( coming to the fence)--What did you say, mister? |
43101 | Old Farmer( in a potato patch)--Speakin''to me? |
43101 | Old Grinder( to seedy applicant for job)--I hope that no bad habits have brought you to this poverty? |
43101 | Once he does enter; and one of the barbers venturing the inquiry,"Hair cut, sir?" |
43101 | Page 33, added missing quote after"Well, what ails your town this year?" |
43101 | Page 35, changed"mawrnin,''"to"mawrnin'',"Page 38, changed double quote to single quote after"Do you have to wear that when you are seeking religion?" |
43101 | Papa-- How can you make that out? |
43101 | Parson( to candidate for Sunday school)--Have you been christened, my boy? |
43101 | Pat-- Imprison for life, d''ye say? |
43101 | Policeman( to street musician)--Have you a permit to play on the streets? |
43101 | RETIRED POLITICIAN( to Society Artist)--Now you are sure you can make a good likeness of me? |
43101 | SUSIE-- Why do n''t you get married, Kittie? |
43101 | School Teacher( to boy at head of class, the lesson being philosophy)--How many kinds of force are there? |
43101 | Second Cadet-- Yes? |
43101 | Stranger-- Did a pedestrian pass this way a few minutes ago? |
43101 | Suppose I am a cooper, what you call, and I make de big tub to hold wine? |
43101 | Suppose I make de round wheel of de coach? |
43101 | Terrified Tenderfoot-- Why, I-- I-- what have I written? |
43101 | The Don said:"Are you stronger?" |
43101 | The countryman went out on the platform and said to the conductor:"Do you know where I want to get off?" |
43101 | The fellows who discuss"Is Marriage a Failure?" |
43101 | The witness who had sworn to eating pork at Andrews''table was asked:"Can you tell pork from a two- year- old hog from pig meat?" |
43101 | Then as he pressed her closer He lisped:"Why dost thou sigh?" |
43101 | Then he suddenly turned on me with:"Mrs. Bowser, what possible excuse can you urge in extenuation of your conduct?" |
43101 | Then why repine, sweet maid? |
43101 | To vote? |
43101 | Uncle-- Bobby, do n''t you hear your mother calling you? |
43101 | W''y doan I go wash merse''f?" |
43101 | Was it for amusement, or was it to provide her with rabbit soup? |
43101 | Weather Bureau Chief( to assistant)--Well, what''s the forecast for Pennsylvania? |
43101 | Were you ever a train robber?" |
43101 | What de flood do for him? |
43101 | What do you say?" |
43101 | What do you wish to sing? |
43101 | What does a woman''s calculation amount to?" |
43101 | What have you got it?" |
43101 | What is it? |
43101 | What is your name?" |
43101 | What joy is there that is not thine? |
43101 | What lacks thy lot to make it sweet? |
43101 | What makes that heart in sorrow beat And gives of happiness no sign? |
43101 | What on earth ails you, Mrs. Bowser? |
43101 | What pales thy cheek and dims thy eye? |
43101 | What was it?" |
43101 | What would I blame you about? |
43101 | What''s the game? |
43101 | What''s the ideah of having a howid big flap on a fellah''s ear? |
43101 | What''s the matter? |
43101 | What''s your opinion about marriage being a failure?" |
43101 | When the opposing counsel got hold of the plaintiff he asked:"Was this hog ranging the country?" |
43101 | Which of us applies for a divorce?" |
43101 | While there might be no question that Major Jones went out to hunt rabbits while his wife was dying, what was his object? |
43101 | Who is she? |
43101 | Who''s coming? |
43101 | Why am I a woman suffragist? |
43101 | Why are very young sailors like condiments? |
43101 | Why did you ask?" |
43101 | Why do n''t you go down to the river and take a bath and try to earn a living? |
43101 | Why do n''t you say your prayers at night?" |
43101 | Why do you object to it?" |
43101 | Why?" |
43101 | Wife( sobbing)--You do n''t suppose I can get a bonnet for ten dollars, do you? |
43101 | Wife-- Why do you think so? |
43101 | You blamed idiot, what would any man with a brain do? |
43101 | You have him arrested?" |
43101 | You see the point now, do n''t you?" |
43101 | You should Be overjoyed to hear the news; You soon will we d a husband good, How can you, then, this grief excuse? |
43101 | Young fellow, I suppose?" |
43101 | [ Illustration:"Wondah ef dat bi- spi''s got dun countin''yet?"] |
43101 | asked the culprit,"ai n''t the whole thing going to end in a choke?" |
43101 | but doest not thee regard me with that feeling that the world calls_ love_?" |
43101 | going into the Adirondacks without a guide? |
43101 | in"do you mean by that that you preached?" |
43101 | replied Jack;"what is it?" |
43101 | run? |
43101 | said the fellow,"what do you mean? |
43101 | said the officer, putting up his billy--"Where are you going?" |
43101 | she almost screamed,"what are you doing? |
43101 | to? |
43101 | what are you sending to the exhibition this year? |
43101 | what have you done?" |
43101 | what was that? |
43101 | why art thou thus?" |
43101 | your wife?" |
20375 | A show? 20375 About how much do you reckon it will cost you all to go to the ball in a first class livery turn out?" |
20375 | And wife, when I asked him how, what do you think he said? 20375 Are you ashamed of your calling?" |
20375 | But John,and the Captain looked serious,"who sent Alfred and Charley out on a foraging expedition last night with your old mare and wagon?" |
20375 | Chickens killed? |
20375 | Could she play the music as usual if they went on with the exhibition? |
20375 | Did he get it on the hill? |
20375 | Did he pull you out? |
20375 | Did n''t you tell me yesterday my fingers were all thumbs? 20375 Do n''t we go to Winchester?" |
20375 | Do they run out at nite much, Node an''Alfurd? |
20375 | Do you know him? |
20375 | Do you remember a boy that was raised in Brownsville, worked in Snowden''s Machine Shop? 20375 Doctor, I think that liniment had something to do with my trouble, do n''t you? |
20375 | Does that hurt? 20375 Does that hurt?" |
20375 | Does that hurt? |
20375 | Dried apples? 20375 Eh, huh, eh, huh,"nodded the tanner,"what did you do with the carcass?" |
20375 | Eight o''clock what? 20375 Father, has Palmer tried to get nine hundred dollars out of you? |
20375 | Good luck, huh? 20375 Good mornin''Mrs. Beckley, how''s all?" |
20375 | Good,answered the man,"would you like to try her?" |
20375 | Has he a show? |
20375 | Have you had any fights before? |
20375 | Hello, Lin? 20375 Hello, Lin?" |
20375 | How are you? 20375 How did it come that Eli paid for services in advance? |
20375 | How do you manage the members of your company? |
20375 | How great a matter a little fire kindleth,quoted Palmer as he pleadingly asked:"Say, kid, how much are you going to hang me up for?" |
20375 | How many do you wish? |
20375 | How much uv dis panorama I own? |
20375 | How much you got? |
20375 | How was it? |
20375 | Know him? 20375 Liniment? |
20375 | Liniment? |
20375 | Muz, Muz, what''s the matter with me-- how long have I been sick-- d- do you th- i- n- k I''m goin''to die? |
20375 | No,answered the wife in open- mouthed wonder,"have you heard they were goun''off tu fight Injuns?" |
20375 | Not fifty dollars in the house, huh? 20375 Now, Uncle Madison, what''s your cure for the political and social upheavals?" |
20375 | Oh, I''m all right,Alfred assured him,"we''ll do it all right tomorrow, wo n''t we Bindley?" |
20375 | Oh, Jake, what''s the matter with you? 20375 Oh, as a politician?" |
20375 | Phwat are they pinched fur? |
20375 | Phwat wud yez like to eat? |
20375 | Ready? |
20375 | So you''ve been borrowing money to get into the show business? |
20375 | Then what ye palaverin''''bout, ye''ve done all right? |
20375 | Then why did you go with him? |
20375 | Then you did not borrow the money from Thornton? |
20375 | Then you will not sign the paper? |
20375 | Then, Alfred, you are against temperance? |
20375 | They have plagued me until I could n''t have a minute''s peace of mind, and then they hit me with a rotten tomattus as big as a gourd, why--? |
20375 | They''re from out of town, are they? |
20375 | To whom will you dedicate your book? |
20375 | Uncle Madison, do you believe in the majority rule? |
20375 | Vell, I toldt heem I vus ashamed mit myself, end he sedt:''Oh, hell yu kann standt und look myzerbul, kan''t yu?'' |
20375 | Vhy don''dt yu try it ef yu tink it ees so tam easy? |
20375 | Vot I tid? 20375 Vot I tid?" |
20375 | Vot I tid? |
20375 | Vot you tid? |
20375 | Walk on the sidewalk,shouted the old soldier,"Walk on the sidewalk? |
20375 | Was that you in the haymow? |
20375 | Well, Alfred, what do you think of Sam Jones, and Billy Sunday? |
20375 | Well, for Heaven''s sake, you have n''t bought a farm like that, have you? 20375 Well, let me see, ten dollars a week will be about right, wo n''t it Charley?" |
20375 | Well, then, father, you have changed your mind as to shows? |
20375 | Well, what do you purpose doing with this money Mr. Eli left here for you? |
20375 | Well, what is the trouble? |
20375 | Well, what is your remedy for the evil, Alfred? |
20375 | Well, where do you think of going? |
20375 | Well, who on earth ever did play fair with the public? 20375 Well, you take it back to Hurd an''ax him what he takes me fur, a damned jeweler?" |
20375 | Were you there this afternoon? |
20375 | What amount of money do you require? |
20375 | What charges will you prefer against them; you stated you had never had trouble with them before? |
20375 | What did he say? |
20375 | What did you say his name was? |
20375 | What do you say about keeping him? |
20375 | What do you think I am? |
20375 | What in the world he s thet consarned boy got intu his punkin''agin? 20375 What kind of liniment did you apply to Alfred''s bruises?" |
20375 | What the devil do you mean by strapping me in this thing and running all over town to find a pole to push me up in the air? 20375 What the hell do I care whether he sticks or not? |
20375 | What the hell have I got to do with selling tickets? 20375 What''s happened now?" |
20375 | What''s the matter, what''s up? 20375 What''s the matter? |
20375 | What''s the trouble now? |
20375 | When will you have time to attend to matters of that kind? 20375 When will you pay him?" |
20375 | Where are Mrs. Palmer and Gideon? |
20375 | Where are they? |
20375 | Where did you get the liniment; did you bring it with you? |
20375 | Where is your brother and his wife? |
20375 | Where''s Bindley? |
20375 | Where''s Jake and the team going? |
20375 | Where''s your clothes? |
20375 | Where''s your gun? |
20375 | Where''s your regular clothes? |
20375 | Which Mr. Thornton? 20375 Who is this man Palmer whom you are so greatly taken up with?" |
20375 | Who said I had? 20375 Who told you so?" |
20375 | Who took them off you? |
20375 | Who''s me? |
20375 | Who''s there? |
20375 | Why did n''t you answer when I called to you? |
20375 | Why do n''t ye gin Redstone Skule- house another try? 20375 Why, Colonel, what has disturbed you so?" |
20375 | Why, Uncle Tom, are n''t you satisfied with your calling? |
20375 | Why, do n''t you count your board, as anything? |
20375 | Why, what in thunder is to hinder them? 20375 Why, what the h-- ll tarnation do you mean?" |
20375 | Why, what''s that to you? 20375 Why, when does it get daylight in Pittsburg?" |
20375 | Will that see you through and put the show out? |
20375 | Will you give it to me for him? |
20375 | Yez belongs to some kind of a sacret society, do n''t yez? |
20375 | You wo n''t come down, wo n''t you? 20375 You''re going to tell her what?" |
20375 | Your satchel with all that money in it? 20375 ''What is my right place in the labor of this world? 20375 A mercantile business? |
20375 | After a moment he nodded his head a half dozen times, very slowly as he framed the question:"What became of--?" |
20375 | After a pause he continued:"Well, about this boy; what shall I say to him? |
20375 | After one of their arguments, Palmer, as usual, lost his patience:"What sort of humans are you? |
20375 | Air yu fixin''to fly the coop? |
20375 | Alfred asked:"Did n''t you think he took a shot at Uncle Ned?" |
20375 | Alfred began to get interested:"What''s the matter, Doc; have you found any bones broken?" |
20375 | Alfred tried to look unconcerned as he asked the question:"Did I leave my satchel in your drug store last night? |
20375 | Alfred was passing on when the gentleman said:"Al, do n''t you remember me? |
20375 | Alfred''s first thought was, what will the folks at home say should he be thrown into jail? |
20375 | Alfred''s laugh was cut short by a voice calling from below:"Who''s that? |
20375 | Alfred, arriving at his private car-- the wife was a visitor-- the first question propounded was:"Where have you been to this hour of the night? |
20375 | Are many of your people drunkards?" |
20375 | Are you going to the store?" |
20375 | Are you making any money?" |
20375 | As he entered, the boss said:"Well, you want your money, do you, eh?" |
20375 | As one prediction of Bill''s after another came to pass, she would say to Alfred:"There, see there? |
20375 | As the man turned the book over in his hand he inquired:"Did you open it?" |
20375 | At the first touch of the hide he looked into the farmer''s face, and in a careless tone, asked:"Been killing a beef?" |
20375 | Beckley?" |
20375 | Breaks? |
20375 | Breaks? |
20375 | Brown?" |
20375 | But, are you satisfied with your life? |
20375 | CHAPTER TEN If every man''s eternal care Were written on his brow, How many would our pity share Who raise our envy now? |
20375 | Ca n''t I do other work right here at home if I quit this, I do n''t have to rove, do I?" |
20375 | Ca n''t we talk it over?" |
20375 | Ca n''t you walk on the sidewalk?" |
20375 | Charles Duprez, of Duprez and Benedict, answered one of Alfred''s letters thusly: DEAR SIR: In answer to your letter-- do you double in brass? |
20375 | Christian, owing to the burden he carries on his back, flounders about and is fast sinking when Help appears and asks:"What doest thou there?" |
20375 | Colonel,"and she trembled as she spoke,"do you-- do-- you think-- Sam had money to pay for the hire of the carriage?" |
20375 | Come on boy, tell me about you eh?" |
20375 | Dick Durrant, the banjoist, taught Alfred the comedy of the familiar duet,"What''s the matter Pompey?" |
20375 | Did I ever think I''d come to this? |
20375 | Did either of these men ever offer you violence?" |
20375 | Did ever a party of amateurs decide to assault the public that they did not use a minstrel performance as their weapon? |
20375 | Did he ever say anything to you about his arm where I bit him?" |
20375 | Did he get my letter? |
20375 | Did he want you to buy a half interest in the show?" |
20375 | Did n''t I tell you so, eh?" |
20375 | Did n''t he push ye in the creek?" |
20375 | Did n''t you regard him as your friend?" |
20375 | Did n''t your crow- baits ever see a gas wagon before?" |
20375 | Did they coax ye? |
20375 | Did they offer to gin ye a job?" |
20375 | Did this man Palmer borrow money from you?" |
20375 | Did ye see them things with feathers on them they wus draggin''aroun''? |
20375 | Did you borrow Uncle Tom''s? |
20375 | Did you ever feel the loneliness, the forsakedness of this condition? |
20375 | Did you ever hear of Workman''s Hotel in Brownsville? |
20375 | Did you sleep; have you no pain?" |
20375 | Do you ever remember one of them telling the dear common people that good government was essential to prosperity? |
20375 | Do you hear?" |
20375 | Do you not know where it is located? |
20375 | Do you reckon he''s on to the capital prize fake?" |
20375 | Do you remember he worked his way up? |
20375 | Do you remember the North End before the depot was located there? |
20375 | Do you remember the last speech he made at his old home? |
20375 | Do you remember the trade of his father?" |
20375 | Do you remember why? |
20375 | Do you s''pose I want you to pole me like a raft? |
20375 | Do you want to break it? |
20375 | Does Uncle Ned feel hard towards me? |
20375 | Does he?" |
20375 | Does it hamper you in your affairs?" |
20375 | Does that pain you?" |
20375 | Does your mother favor it? |
20375 | Ef I was to be ketched yar by a white man, what explanation could I make that would protect the honor of my family?" |
20375 | Every man should ask himself:''What is my place? |
20375 | Fifty dollars a month? |
20375 | Finally Lin, turning to the mother, inquired:"What did ye think uf the blessin''?" |
20375 | Finally he began:"Muz, do you think Pap would be mad if I was to go away while he is in Pittsburgh?" |
20375 | For no man''s ever conquered Till he says:"I''ve got enough?" |
20375 | Fur heavin''s sake, what kin I preach about?'' |
20375 | Gaskill inquired:"Well, how are you going to git home?" |
20375 | Gideon seemed in doubt and fearful:"But how will you manage to get rid of him?" |
20375 | Got a letter from Sis, did you? |
20375 | Groping his way in the darkness Alfred kept calling in a muffled voice:"John, John, John, where are you? |
20375 | Has n''t the old man talked to you about it? |
20375 | Has that man who tried to boss me this morning been telling you anything about me?" |
20375 | Has yer husband talked about Injuns tu yer lately?" |
20375 | Have you any soreness in your joints or muscles?" |
20375 | Have you any turpentine in the house he could have gotten at?" |
20375 | Have you ever asked yourself:"I wonder if the sap in the sugar trees is stirring yet? |
20375 | Have you ever lived in the country? |
20375 | Have you ever visited in the country in springtime? |
20375 | Have you ever worked in a sugar camp, such as there were in old Fayette County in those days? |
20375 | Have you got your tickets?" |
20375 | Have you handled them before?" |
20375 | He cried mockingly:"Who, who art thou? |
20375 | He exclaimed:"Where the h-- ll did you find it? |
20375 | He forgot his surroundings; he felt no embarrassment that all stared at him, their looks seeming to say:"Well, how did you like it? |
20375 | He heard several remarks not intended for his ears:"Who is dat ole white man''trudin''yar? |
20375 | He seated himself at a desk as Alfred rose from his knees, from exploring a dark corner, and inquired in an unconcerned tone,"Find it?" |
20375 | He was completely confused:"What do you mean? |
20375 | Heh, Alfredt?" |
20375 | Hell? |
20375 | Here Alfred interrupted the parent:"Have you said anything to mother about this? |
20375 | Here the Uniontown man, with a contemptuous snort, said:"I s''pose he just kept on slidin''till he froze to death?" |
20375 | Hey? |
20375 | His manner was as flambuoyant as ever:"Where is this mainstay of the only panorama on earth? |
20375 | His wife scanned him, noting his skinned nose:"Eh, huh, Mr. Injun, I hope ye ai n''t skulped?" |
20375 | Hit you pretty hard, did it not?" |
20375 | Ho, ho, ho; chickens comes home to roost, do n''t they?" |
20375 | How about yours?" |
20375 | How dare you use such language in this house?" |
20375 | How did Mr. Thornton know that I held your note?" |
20375 | How did she know about Sammy Steele and his loan? |
20375 | How did the"Plumed Knight''s"detractors in the"Rum- Romanism- and- Rebellion"campaign overlook the fact that the Blaines once bought and sold slaves? |
20375 | How did you come to go to him?" |
20375 | How did you get out of the trouble in Bealsville? |
20375 | How do you expect me to put the show on?" |
20375 | How do you feel? |
20375 | How have you been? |
20375 | How is Palmer doing? |
20375 | How many boys have had their aspirations checked, their longings silenced, by loving but misguided parents and friends? |
20375 | How many links do you drop?" |
20375 | How many monkeys has they?" |
20375 | How many of Hurd''s pills constitute a dose for a cow?" |
20375 | How much did it cost you?" |
20375 | How much did they get from you over there?" |
20375 | How much do you want?" |
20375 | How shall I decide it? |
20375 | How shall I fill it that my life shall not be a failure?'' |
20375 | How shall I find it? |
20375 | How shall I succeed in it?'' |
20375 | How then can I go back from this and not be hanged as a traitor?" |
20375 | How was Alfred to know the Benedict who was to head the new show was not Lew Benedict? |
20375 | How''s all? |
20375 | How- dye?" |
20375 | However, when he located him four hundred years back, the old professor said"Huh, four hundred years ago? |
20375 | Huh, what in hell do you take me for, the tight- rope walker?" |
20375 | I could scarcely go on with my speech:"If this be thy condition, why standest thou still?" |
20375 | I cut in before he could get further:"Do you see yon shining light? |
20375 | I did n''t give Jake any time, I just shouted at him:"Do you see yon wicket gate?" |
20375 | I want to ask you: Did you ever know an honest saloonkeeper, an honest man who made or sold whisky?" |
20375 | I wonder what you will think of next to squander your money on?" |
20375 | If all the saloons could be closed-- Uncle Tom, have you given the subject, or this sin, or whatever you may term it, serious study? |
20375 | If ever a Charlotte knew that I engaged in this business what would I say to him? |
20375 | If he brings it you''ll keep it, wo n''t you Muz? |
20375 | In answer to the doctor''s first question:"How do you feel this morning?" |
20375 | Is he making money? |
20375 | Is that paper he holds on me binding? |
20375 | Is the sugar water dripping?" |
20375 | Is there anything happened?" |
20375 | Is there not a recollection of something you have worked and hoped for? |
20375 | Is there not something that you dreamed of in youth, forgotten for years, that has come to you later on? |
20375 | It''s me, Pap, do n''t you know me?" |
20375 | Jake is supposed to be reading a book and asks:"What shall I do to be saved?" |
20375 | Jake, in a tone of voice that would have convinced anyone more reasonable than Palmer, of his sorrow, inquired:"Vot I tid?" |
20375 | Jake, in open- eyed surprise, repeated:"Breaks? |
20375 | Leaning over the table, he sneered:"So you come in every night to hear the jokes that came over in Noah''s ark, do you? |
20375 | Lin looked at Cousin Charley in a sort of pitying way as she asked:"How is hit thet all are agin Alfurd? |
20375 | Lin looked surprised as she repeated,"Nite an''day? |
20375 | Lin opened the door, she jerked her head toward the opening, as she said:"Now, say, does yer muther know yere''out? |
20375 | Looking angrily at Alfred, she began:"Why did ye run? |
20375 | Looking him full in the face he asked:"Did you have a hand in that affair last night?" |
20375 | Looking him over she asked:"Who made''em?" |
20375 | Morning or night?" |
20375 | Now tell me, Alfred, who prompted you to take the linen out of the chest?" |
20375 | Now what are you going to do to make the public what you consider it should be?" |
20375 | Now you want to quit, eh? |
20375 | Now, reader, will you not be a bit abashed to ask:"Where is Brownsville?" |
20375 | Oh, what you tryin''to git through you? |
20375 | One day Vance noticed the colored porter carrying a tub to the lady''s room:"Yer, yer, where yer goin''with thet tub?" |
20375 | Others never ask the question of themselves:''What is my place? |
20375 | P. S. Was the gun gone? |
20375 | Palmer gave a little forced laugh:"Jake was your friend, was he not? |
20375 | Resting his hands on the cell bars, he gazed admiringly at Clayton fully a half minute, ere he asked:"Are yez Pope of it?" |
20375 | Say Pap, now do n''t get mad; how much did he set you back? |
20375 | Say, Gideon, how much did you get? |
20375 | Say, what are you going to do with all this money?" |
20375 | Say, who do you take after? |
20375 | Should he enter? |
20375 | So much for each sinner saved or did you lump the job?" |
20375 | That it was a higher honor to be governed in a republic like ours, than to live in any other country? |
20375 | That they, the common people, had it in their power to relieve themselves of their few wrongs? |
20375 | Thayer?" |
20375 | The argument was used,"Why not elevate Nimrod Potts, the cobbler, to the highest office within the gift of the electorate of Brownsville?" |
20375 | The boss entered and, with a pleasant"good evening,"seated himself opposite Alfred, and familiarly inquired:"What they got for supper? |
20375 | The doctor held his hands over Alfred''s face:"Where''s your turpentine? |
20375 | The man asked:"What Charley are you looking for?" |
20375 | The man looked the boy over carefully saying:"Where are you going to pad?" |
20375 | The parent carelessly inquired:"How long you been in bed?" |
20375 | The proprietor, John O''Brien, was very kindly spoken and, looking curiously at Alfred, he inquired:"How did you come to ask for this job? |
20375 | The voice, part of the way up the ladder leading to the hay mow, called again, this time commandingly:"Who''s up in the hay mow? |
20375 | The wife gazed appealingly at them as they entered, and, in a trembling voice, asked:"No news?" |
20375 | The window sash above was raised and the father''s voice, gruffer than Alfred had heard it in a long time, demanded,"Who''s there?" |
20375 | Then I come as Help; I say:"Why did you not look for the steps?" |
20375 | Then Worldly Wise advises Christian:"Wilt thou hearken to me if I give thee counsel?" |
20375 | There''s young Bill Piper that used to keep recitin'', Do you know what he''s done? |
20375 | Turning his back on Alfred and pretending to look over his books, he continued:"Where do you expect to meet your friend?" |
20375 | Turning toward him the doctor, with his nose still at the neck of the bottle, inquired:"John, where did you get this stuff, this liniment?" |
20375 | Uncle Jake said:"John never asked what''Al- f- u- r- d''had done when he returned home, but simply asked,''Where is he?'' |
20375 | Vot I breaks?" |
20375 | Waiting for the boss, hey?" |
20375 | Was he awake?" |
20375 | Was there ever a boy who did not feel that he was imposed upon, who did not imagine he was abused above all others? |
20375 | Well, we walked straight to the place, and what do you suppose?" |
20375 | Were you ever in a strange city, broke and without a friend, without the price of a bed, without the price of a full meal? |
20375 | Whar did dat ole white man kum frum? |
20375 | Whar you livin''and what you a- doin''for yourself? |
20375 | What about my good name? |
20375 | What are you talking about-- burning dried apples?" |
20375 | What did n''t you do? |
20375 | What do they amount to? |
20375 | What do you think you should have gone into? |
20375 | What does your father mean by holding you down in this way? |
20375 | What in hell do you mean by making a contract like this for my paper? |
20375 | What kind of law have you got in Titusville? |
20375 | What kind of meat does this, our Caesar feed upon that he should thus command us?" |
20375 | What shall I do that I may be content to labor and succeed in the world?'' |
20375 | What would church people say? |
20375 | What would n''t he give to be free like other boys? |
20375 | What would people say? |
20375 | What''ll those men think of me? |
20375 | What''s happened them chickens? |
20375 | What''s his name? |
20375 | What''s on yer mind? |
20375 | What''s the trouble anyway?" |
20375 | When Alfred handed the blacksmith the broken bits of the spring he took them in the hollow of his big palm and said:"What''s these?" |
20375 | When Alfred''s turn came he was asked:"How much does your contract call for?" |
20375 | When Lin hailed them by shouting:"How- dye, how''s the minstrels?" |
20375 | When Martha shouted,"What devilment are you up to now?" |
20375 | When do the retreat begin?" |
20375 | When will she be back? |
20375 | Where am I at? |
20375 | Where are you bound for? |
20375 | Where can we get a little something to clear the cobwebs out of our tonsils?" |
20375 | Where did you get it? |
20375 | Where did you meet him?" |
20375 | Where''s Eli? |
20375 | Where''s Gideon? |
20375 | Where''s the other boys?" |
20375 | Where''s your satchel?" |
20375 | While the dicker was pending, a young clerk from a store door, yelled to a passer- by on the opposite side of the street:"Were you at the circus?" |
20375 | Who fetched him up yar?" |
20375 | Who has not felt his impurities the more that he was in the presence of a sinless child? |
20375 | Who said it was? |
20375 | Who so advised you? |
20375 | Who told you I had? |
20375 | Who''s that?" |
20375 | Why did n''t ye put on yer clothes?" |
20375 | Why do n''t you cut his act down one- half at least? |
20375 | Why do n''t you let this farm business go? |
20375 | Why do n''t you rest? |
20375 | Why should I be ashamed of it? |
20375 | Why? |
20375 | Will you? |
20375 | Worldly Wise Man here appears before Christian and speaks to him:"How now good fellow; whither away after this burdened manner?" |
20375 | Would he( Jake) furnish the money to pay the expenses after ruining the business of the panorama? |
20375 | Would that be right?" |
20375 | Would you live the same life over again?" |
20375 | You boys trying to tear down the house? |
20375 | You ca n''t farm in winter, can you?" |
20375 | You do n''t imagine for a moment we will kill any of_ our_ chickens, do you?" |
20375 | You do n''t mean to tell me you left that satchel somewhere and are not certain where?" |
20375 | You going to hold us here all day? |
20375 | You have no debts following you, have you?" |
20375 | You look too well groomed for such work?" |
20375 | You remember Bill Jones in Brownsville? |
20375 | You say there''s no excuse for any man being broke or out of a job these times? |
20375 | You were gambling? |
20375 | You''ll wear your welcome out, wo n''t you?" |
20375 | [ Illustration: Joe Thornton and Alfred]"Why? |
20375 | [ Illustration: Lin and"Al- f- u- r- d"] As he wended his way up the garden walk, the mother shouted:"Lin, where on earth has he been?" |
20375 | [ Illustration: Uncle Tom]"What are you going to do with Polly?" |
20375 | [ Illustration:"And Thar''s the Very Bottle"]"Was there turpentine in the liniment you used?" |
20375 | [ Illustration:"He''ll Not Put Faith''s Clothes On Me"] Is Pap coming over before we start? |
20375 | [ Illustration:"What Does Hurd Take Me Fur, a Damned Jeweler?"] |
20375 | [ Illustration]"Well, you do n''t call that thing a cradle, do you?" |
20375 | do n''t you carry your stage and scenery?" |
15667 | ''Going to leave?'' 15667 ''What for?'' |
15667 | ''With what hand did you do it?'' 15667 A beggar woman whined at the window:"''Could ye give me a trifle for a cup of coffee, lady?'' |
15667 | A purty good- sized one, is it, Bud? |
15667 | A wish? |
15667 | After thinking it over for twelve months,said Kitchener,"you still wish to marry?" |
15667 | Ai n''t what nice? |
15667 | All the people in the bank? |
15667 | An elopement, eh? 15667 And did you actually go to Rome?" |
15667 | And how did it turn out? |
15667 | And how old is your little boy, madam, please? |
15667 | And now does n''t he threaten to split your head with an ax? |
15667 | And what is the name of your country? |
15667 | And what made you think he was intoxicated? |
15667 | And what,he asked, having spent a whole afternoon changing the goldfishes''water,"shall I do now, sir?" |
15667 | And where did you hide it? |
15667 | And which is the foreman? |
15667 | And who, monsieur,he queried in a tender tone,"shall I have the misery of announcing?" |
15667 | And you lost the cat all right? |
15667 | And you want to get married again, with your wife only two months dead? |
15667 | And you would rather talk to a gentleman? |
15667 | And,queried a cynical member of the group,"shall we mention the name of the trust?" |
15667 | Anything going on here to- night? |
15667 | Are you going away? |
15667 | At ony rate ye''ll be a frien''o''the corp? |
15667 | Bigger than General Grant? |
15667 | Bigger than God? |
15667 | Bigger than President Wilson? |
15667 | Bill,said the younger brother, breaking a painful silence,"why ca n''t you leave things that you do n''t understand to me? |
15667 | But I''m not one, am I? |
15667 | But did they not belong to some bird? |
15667 | But do n''t you think he was a little weak around the lamp- posts? |
15667 | But how do you know one is an officer at this distance? |
15667 | But it is broken? |
15667 | But suppose,suggested the thirsty passenger,"that the train should go on without me?" |
15667 | But when do you do your literary work? |
15667 | But you do n''t expect to get it, do you? |
15667 | But, Mollie,she demanded,"do n''t you trust him?" |
15667 | But, Mr. Reynolds, suppose there should be no waiters and cab drivers at the conference? |
15667 | But, Sandy, man,objected the host,"ye''re not goin''yet, with the evenin''just started?" |
15667 | By the way,said the chief life- saver,"can you swim?" |
15667 | Caddy,he said, addressing the silent youth who stood alongside,"that was awful, was n''t it?" |
15667 | Columbus did n''t do such a wonderful thing, after all, when he found this country, did he, now, sir? 15667 Could n''t you go back and come from somewhere else?" |
15667 | Could you be President? |
15667 | Could you not have settled your differences by a peaceful discussion of the matter, calling in the assistance of unprejudiced opinion, if need be? |
15667 | Did I not tell you not to leave your post? |
15667 | Did he run? |
15667 | Did he take them back? |
15667 | Did n''t we say that after your wedding tour you would make your home at the Old Manse? |
15667 | Did you ever see a worse player than I am? |
15667 | Dis heyah registrashum fo''de draf''am a whole lot like''lection votin'', ai n''t it? |
15667 | Do I know what? |
15667 | Do n''t you enjoy your meals? |
15667 | Do n''t you know I''m a''painless dentist''? |
15667 | Do they ever take you when you cry like that? |
15667 | Do you know Archie Sloan''s neck? |
15667 | Do you like Omar Khayyam? |
15667 | Do you like it? |
15667 | Do you mean it? |
15667 | Do you really believe,he asked her,"that there is no salvation outside of the Roman Catholic Church?" |
15667 | Do you think so? 15667 Do you think that I am going to let any foreigner lick me?" |
15667 | Do you want oysters, Louise? |
15667 | Do you wish me to read it first, sir? |
15667 | Enjoy my meals? |
15667 | Even if I am a liar I guess I''ve got a right to be sensitive about it, ai n''t I? |
15667 | Fadder,he asked,"is marriage a failure?" |
15667 | Father,asked Prince Edward, placing his finger on the Colonel''s picture,"Mr. Roosevelt is a very clever man, is n''t he?" |
15667 | Gifted? |
15667 | Go South, eh? 15667 Has any one seen my b- b- blanket?" |
15667 | Has any one seen my t- t- trousers? |
15667 | Has he had his hair cut? |
15667 | Has n''t he choked you into insensibility? |
15667 | Has n''t he dragged you the length of the room by your hair? |
15667 | Have n''t I a perfect right? |
15667 | Have you ever tried gargling it with salt and water? |
15667 | Have you had any nourishment? |
15667 | He cain''t-- yo''says he cain''t work? |
15667 | Hi, there, who are you? |
15667 | Hold- all? |
15667 | How about Macaulay, the greatest essayist in England, and Homer, the prince of ancient poets, with seven birthplaces? 15667 How about the cavalry?" |
15667 | How can that be,continued the storekeeper,"when it was cured only last week?" |
15667 | How could you expect me to have any respect for a man who could not succeed in preventing me from doing the things I did? |
15667 | How dare you, sir, abuse our hospitality? |
15667 | How did you know what was the matter with me? |
15667 | How do you manage to get it all in? |
15667 | How goes it? |
15667 | How is it,she snapped,"that you''re so unlucky at the races, and yet you always win at cards?" |
15667 | How many are there? |
15667 | How much do I owe you? |
15667 | How much does it cost now? |
15667 | How much money do you want? |
15667 | How''s yours? |
15667 | I presume you carry a memento of some kind in that locket you wear? |
15667 | I suppose you have such a thing? |
15667 | I suppose,said Mr. Root,"you speak French?" |
15667 | If my learned friend, counsel for the defence, and myself were to bang our heads together, would he get concussion of the brain? |
15667 | If you should see an armed party approaching, what would you do? |
15667 | Is he going to stay? |
15667 | Is n''t he gifted in any way? |
15667 | Is that true? |
15667 | Is the young lady your sister? |
15667 | Is this a good one? |
15667 | Is your husband in? |
15667 | It did n''t hurt as much as you expected it would, did it? |
15667 | It''s only half- past eight now, and John never did show up till about three A.M.WHY NOT? |
15667 | John,said Dickson,"you enjoyed it?" |
15667 | John,she said to the manservant,"can you find out without asking the cook whether the tinned salmon was all eaten last night? |
15667 | Joseph, where are you? |
15667 | Just so, Winterbottom, just so,said the treasurer, and he cleared his throat and added:"Both treated well, I hope?" |
15667 | Kind sir,he suddenly exclaimed,"will you not give me a loaf of bread for my wife and little ones?" |
15667 | Married? 15667 Mary,"he said to the Irish waitress at the hotel where he was stopping,"you''ve been in this country how long?" |
15667 | Mommer,he panted,"do you know Archie Sloan''s neck?" |
15667 | My dear sir, what more do you want? |
15667 | Naw, sah, naw, sah, you ai n''t one; but s''pose somebody''d call you de kind o''rascal you_ is_, what''d you do? |
15667 | Nay, nay, Andy,answered the good spouse;"I couldna''marry anither man, fer whit wull I daw wi''twa husbands in heaven?" |
15667 | No, I''m no''a brither o''the corp."Weel, ye''ll be his cousin? |
15667 | No, what was it? |
15667 | Not a fast liver, or anything of that sort? |
15667 | Not a word had passed between us for more than a week, and that night when we rolled up in our blankets he suddenly asked:''Hear that cow beller?'' |
15667 | Not at all"Possibly you did? |
15667 | Nothing else? |
15667 | Now, then,continued the teacher when Jimmy had returned to his place,"can you find a better form for that sentence?" |
15667 | Oh, Mr. Dunne,she twittered,"how did you enjoy the madame''s dancing?" |
15667 | Oh, she broke it? |
15667 | Please, ma''am,Edgar piped out,"do you want us to draw a hen or a rooster?" |
15667 | Pleathe, thir,lisped the latest graduate from the infant class,"where ith the flea?" |
15667 | Razor? |
15667 | Really? |
15667 | Remember the laughing hyena? |
15667 | Run? |
15667 | Say, conductor,he whispered, hoarsely,"did that man I was talking to get off at the last station?" |
15667 | Sick, eh? |
15667 | Stranger in the town, sir? |
15667 | Tell me, Number One,he said,"how many men are there in that trench- digging party over there?" |
15667 | The camel, eh? 15667 The old gentleman was very dear to you?" |
15667 | Then how do you know his funeral is going to take place on Friday? |
15667 | Then would you mind telling me who it was? |
15667 | Then, mother,said the boy,"why ca n''t I keep that ten cents a week you gimme for the Sunday- school collection? |
15667 | This very mornin'',said he,"she asked me:''Lysander, do you know how many pancakes you have et this mornin''?'' |
15667 | Tompkins,he whispered,"is it trembling you are for your dirty skin?" |
15667 | Toothbrush? |
15667 | Twelve o''clock, eh? |
15667 | Was it you I kissed in the conservatory last night? |
15667 | Water''s all on the outside-- can''t none get in nohow? |
15667 | We did n''t do a thing to you Germans, did we? 15667 Well, Aunt Mary, how did you spend this afternoon?" |
15667 | Well, Mose, what branch of the service would you like to be placed in? |
15667 | Well, Rena? |
15667 | Well, are n''t you? |
15667 | Well, did Cousin Nick have anything to do with it? |
15667 | Well, did n''t he do you any good? |
15667 | Well, do n''t you know? 15667 Well, now,"said Ian Hay,"is n''t that provoking? |
15667 | Well, then, what is going to become of me? |
15667 | Well, what impressed you most? |
15667 | Well, why not? |
15667 | Well, you are one, are n''t you? |
15667 | Well, you do n''t seem to be dead; what are you doing around here? |
15667 | Well,countered Mr. Wu,"why do you wear your foolish moustache?" |
15667 | Well,said the dentist,"how can I tell when he''s unconscious?" |
15667 | What are you beating up that Hun for? |
15667 | What are you doing with all that paper, Henry? |
15667 | What are you making such a noise for? |
15667 | What collateral have you to offer? |
15667 | What did you have? |
15667 | What did you like the most? |
15667 | What do you mean by making a silly blunder like that? |
15667 | What do you mean? |
15667 | What do you pay him? |
15667 | What do you say? |
15667 | What for? |
15667 | What have you done? |
15667 | What have you got to say to that? |
15667 | What in the world are you doing out there? |
15667 | What inducements do you offer? |
15667 | What is it called? |
15667 | What is it, Edgar? |
15667 | What is it, madam? |
15667 | What is it? |
15667 | What is it? |
15667 | What is the matter with you? |
15667 | What is the meaning of this? |
15667 | What is your business? |
15667 | What seems to be the trouble? |
15667 | What shall we say of the former senator? |
15667 | What size? |
15667 | What the deuce are you driving at? |
15667 | What the dickens have you been doing to those sheep? |
15667 | What was the epitaph? |
15667 | What will Ah have ter do in de calvary? |
15667 | What would you have been to- day if you could write? |
15667 | What would you suggest? |
15667 | What''ll Oi be sayin'', doctor? |
15667 | What''s all this? |
15667 | What''s the matter up here? |
15667 | What''s the matter with the cavalry, Mose? |
15667 | What''s the matter with you boys, anyway? 15667 What''s the matter, little man?" |
15667 | What''s the matter? 15667 What''s the matter?" |
15667 | What''s the matter? |
15667 | What''s the matter? |
15667 | What''s yer bill o''fare? |
15667 | What, on the sofy? |
15667 | What? |
15667 | When did you do it? |
15667 | When did your uncle die? |
15667 | When the Queen of Sheba came and laid jewels and fine raiment before Solomon, what did he say? |
15667 | When''s the bloomin''war goin''to end? |
15667 | Where are you going, my dear? |
15667 | Where did you find the prisoner? |
15667 | Where did your watch come from? |
15667 | Where''s Hodge''s windmill? |
15667 | Where''s my umbrella? |
15667 | Where''s the boss? |
15667 | Who have we here? |
15667 | Who is that man? |
15667 | Who is the President of the United States? |
15667 | Who is the Vice- President? |
15667 | Who we fight? |
15667 | Who''s comin''? |
15667 | Who? |
15667 | Whose funeral is it? |
15667 | Why bad? |
15667 | Why did n''t he bite me with his tail? |
15667 | Why did you run when you had this permit? |
15667 | Why do n''t you hurl a brick at him? |
15667 | Why have you stopped, Murphy? |
15667 | Why in the qualified blazes do n''t you salute? |
15667 | Why not? |
15667 | Why not? |
15667 | Why not? |
15667 | Why on earth do n''t you set a trap, Betsey? |
15667 | Why return it? 15667 Why, Brudder Jones, do n''t yo''want yo''sins washed away?" |
15667 | Why, Dora,cried the stage manager,"where in the world are all your decorations? |
15667 | Why, where are you going? |
15667 | Why? |
15667 | Why? |
15667 | Why? |
15667 | William,said he,"of what are you thinking?" |
15667 | Willie,asked mother,"is that horrid boy making faces at you?" |
15667 | Would n''t it be interesting,said a romantic young lady,"if we could bring him to life?" |
15667 | Would you mind,asked the agent,"giving me a little testimonial to that effect?" |
15667 | Ye ken auld John Clemmens? 15667 Yes, sir,"said the recruit, in a voice of cool desperation,"and do you know that this is an anthill?" |
15667 | Yes, sir; did you lose anything? |
15667 | Yes, that is very true; but what has that to do with it? |
15667 | Yes,replied the friend;"the kind we feed to our horses?" |
15667 | Yes? |
15667 | Yessir? |
15667 | Yessiranythingelsesir? |
15667 | YessirthankyousirshallIsayyouareoutifanyonecallssir? |
15667 | Yo''has? 15667 You claim to be acquainted with the various symptoms attending concussion of the brain?" |
15667 | You do n''t dissipate, do you? |
15667 | You do n''t own the shop, do you? |
15667 | You do not doubt that a trained swimmer could do that, do you? |
15667 | You have n''t anything like that in America, have you? |
15667 | You have? 15667 You''re not going to get off at the next station, are you?" |
15667 | You''re troubled with your throat, you say? |
15667 | Your prospects in life? 15667 ''Then you are a medical man?'' 15667 107 What He Might Have Been 129 When theS"Fell Out 18 Where Ignorance Is Bliss 17 Where Vermont Scored 123 Who Could Tell? |
15667 | 130, 132, 133 Why Should He Know? |
15667 | 174 Envy? |
15667 | 31 Why Not? |
15667 | 36 Why Be Polite Anyway? |
15667 | A DEEP- LAID PLAN"Would you mind letting me off fifteen minutes early after this, sir?" |
15667 | A LONG STORY"May I ask the cause of all this excitement?" |
15667 | A dapper little undersized colored brother stepped briskly up and inquired,"What kind of a lookin''lady_ is_ yoh wife?" |
15667 | A dramatic pause, then:"Now, gentlemen of the jury, do you honestly think that if the defendant had a quart of whiskey he would sell it?" |
15667 | A little boy''s mother in the congregation whispered to her son,"Is n''t it wonderful? |
15667 | AN ANGLOMANIAC"What are you studying now?" |
15667 | AN EXPERT"So,"said the old general,"you think you would make a good valet for an old wreck like me, do you? |
15667 | Abner, ai n''t that nice?" |
15667 | After some months of life in New York, a friend met him and said,"Henry, what are you doing?" |
15667 | After the farmer had driven on, the mother asked:"Why did n''t you take the cherries when he told you to?" |
15667 | After the old gentleman left the two sons came in and said:"Senator, are you fond of livestock?" |
15667 | After the usual preliminaries the judge inquired:"Why did you hit this man?" |
15667 | And may I ask who is that little man, with the dreadfully sad countenance, walking by the old lady''s side?" |
15667 | And one of them said breathlessly:"What have you been doing?" |
15667 | And that''s Cousin James, and that''s a friend of ours, and that-- oh, now, who do you think that is?" |
15667 | And where do you go?" |
15667 | Are ye sure yez printed''This side up with care''on it?" |
15667 | Are you aware, sir, what is the matter with this great country?" |
15667 | Are you suffering from indigestion, Johnny?" |
15667 | Art thou weary, art thou languid?'' |
15667 | As the conversation proceeded the New Yorker said:"I suppose you have always lived around here?" |
15667 | At a house where I was calling one cold day the fat and pompous butler entered the drawing- room and said:"''Did you ring, madam?'' |
15667 | At the end of the lesson the usual test questions were put, among them:"Can any girl tell me the three foods required to keep the body in health?" |
15667 | Avay voo ever studied palmistry? |
15667 | BRIGGS: You believe that, now, do n''t you? |
15667 | BUSINESS IS BUSINESS"May I see you privately?" |
15667 | Bokoo moon to- night, nace paw? |
15667 | Born? |
15667 | Business? |
15667 | But did n''t you have, even in a dim way, some idea of what you were doing?" |
15667 | But where''s the bad ones for the pigs?" |
15667 | But wo n''t my vitriol spray, my oil projector, or my gas cylinder do as well?" |
15667 | But, Jedge, s''pose somebody''d call you a damn black rascal, would n''t you hit''em?" |
15667 | But, look here, do you promise to give my nose-- er-- ideal beauty?" |
15667 | But, my dear, is n''t it worthwhile to learn something, even by making such a mistake?" |
15667 | By the way, which do you prefer, Dickens or Thackeray?" |
15667 | CAN THIS BE TRUE? |
15667 | CONSIDERING FATHER Does the American woman always consider her lesser half? |
15667 | Ca n''t I do something? |
15667 | Ca n''t you ask him to change his pew?" |
15667 | Can you support her in the style to which she has been accustomed?" |
15667 | Did n''t I give it to him?" |
15667 | Did the girl''s father follow you?" |
15667 | Do n''t you know they ai n''t in season?" |
15667 | Do n''t you like them?" |
15667 | Do tell me, did you receive all these wounds in real action?" |
15667 | Do you know how to swear, my boy?" |
15667 | Donney mwa oon kiss? |
15667 | Durinb the tim e been in myy possessio n$ i thre month it had more th an paid paid for itse*f in thee saVing off tim e anD laborr? |
15667 | EDITOR: Did you meet the office boy with the waste- paper basket as you came upstairs? |
15667 | Eh, old chap?" |
15667 | Finally, one day he called and said:"How iss my wife?" |
15667 | GRIGGS: Is it that late? |
15667 | HAD HIS RIGHTS"Why did you strike this man?" |
15667 | HOW COULD HE KNOW? |
15667 | Hae ye lost the ring?" |
15667 | Hafter hall''s said an''done,''ow could''e''elp it?" |
15667 | Has anybody else any civic pride here that you could name?" |
15667 | Have n''t you been to the doctor?" |
15667 | Have we really lost or gained? |
15667 | Have you carried out any of my ideas? |
15667 | Have you got the engineer''s plans for the new bridge?" |
15667 | Have you lost them?" |
15667 | Have you, sir, considered the possibilities?" |
15667 | He began thus:"Mr. Smith, you remember that laughin''hyena in cage nine?" |
15667 | He said he''d try to meet the deputation''s wishes and the following Sunday he announced as his text,''Adam, Where Art Thou?'' |
15667 | He strolled over and said to Lieutenant de Tessan:"''Heavens, man, why did n''t you tell her that you bit him to death?''" |
15667 | He went out and met a friend, and the friend said:"Well, how is your wife?" |
15667 | His hostess said, concernedly, when dessert was reached,"You refuse a second helping of pie? |
15667 | How do you feel about it? |
15667 | How do you make that out?" |
15667 | How is it?" |
15667 | How was that?" |
15667 | Hurrying to the side of the conductor, he eagerly inquired:"Do you think that I will have time to get a soda before the train starts?" |
15667 | I asked him why?" |
15667 | I have no civic pride myself, but do you mind, sir, telling me the object of your visit to this lovely little burg?" |
15667 | I said,''Let''s get married,''And she said,''Why, who''d have us?''" |
15667 | IS THIS TACT? |
15667 | Is Uncle George really responsible for this scrap?" |
15667 | Kesker say votr name? |
15667 | LIFE''S ETERNAL QUERY Did it ever occur to you that a man''s life is full of cussedness? |
15667 | MAKING IT FIT"Did you hear about the defacement of Mr. Skinner''s tombstone?" |
15667 | MISTAKEN IDENTITY? |
15667 | May I inquire what your occupation in life is?" |
15667 | May know Wordsworth''s famous lines, eh? |
15667 | Most of us lead busy lives and, after all, is it of any real importance to be familiar with the world''s greatest writers? |
15667 | Mr. Schwab,''the New Yorker said,''are, like the rest of us, I suppose, hoping for better things?'' |
15667 | Noticing that Uncle Mose never mentioned his approaching marriage, the planter said:"Mose, you know I am going to marry Miss Currier?" |
15667 | Now, has any girl or boy a question before we take up the study of the lesson? |
15667 | Now, smarten yourself up, and remember what I have told you; and, by the way, what trade did you follow before you enlisted? |
15667 | On paying his usual morning call he was met by the butler, to whom he said:"Well, John, I hope the laird''s temperature is not any higher to- day?" |
15667 | One small girl, who had evidently had experience in such matters, promptly replied:"''Ow much d''yer want for the lot?" |
15667 | Pat grabbed him by the arm, and leaning over, whispered:"Oi say, we gave them Irish Hell, did n''t we?" |
15667 | Perhaps you have read something of Thomas Love Peacock?" |
15667 | Presently, when the doctor made his rounds, he said:"Well, Nathan, how do you feel?" |
15667 | Rather good, eh? |
15667 | Read something you would n''t understand anyway? |
15667 | SPECIALLY ENDOWED"Some un sick at yo''house, Mis''Carter?" |
15667 | She looked at him reminiscently:"About what time was it?" |
15667 | She turned about, and what do you suppose she saw standing there, gazing at her and showing all its sharp, white teeth?" |
15667 | So you want to marry my daughter, eh?" |
15667 | Suppose you saw a battleship coming across the parade- ground, what would you do?" |
15667 | Sydney, thoughtfully displaying his garments to their full advantage, edged close to his mother and whispered,"Can I call pa Bill now?" |
15667 | That it is oftentimes easily solved, however, is revealed by the following simple experience as related by H.M. Perley in_ Life_: How did we do it? |
15667 | The dialogue went like this:"Ye''ll be a brither o''the corp?" |
15667 | The first three lines of the blank ran as follows: Name? |
15667 | The host''s son was at the table, and one of the New York clergymen said to him:"My lad, what did you think of your father''s sermon?" |
15667 | The magistrate inquired:"What d''ye mean, sir? |
15667 | The man seized him by the arm and said between pants:"Have you a permit to fish on this estate?" |
15667 | The mother, quite anxious, exclaimed,"Where can Aunt Mary be?" |
15667 | The next morning, when the guest was ready to check out, the clerk asked:"Did you have a good night''s rest?" |
15667 | The officer, seeing this, exclaimed angrily:"And who is that blooming galoot over there holding up both legs?" |
15667 | The other said to him:"My good man, why is it that the gnats do not trouble me?" |
15667 | The soldier fixed a humorous eye on her and said,"Miss, can you get me a nice novel? |
15667 | Then he barked:"Housewife?" |
15667 | Then the young woman drew herself coldly erect, fixed him with an icy stare, and asked again:"Er-- and can you recommend the Belva?" |
15667 | Then what did you have your eyes closed for?" |
15667 | Tiptoeing up the aisle, he whispered:"What''s the matter, Jock? |
15667 | Took place in the church, I suppose, with bridesmaids, flowers, cake, and the brass band?" |
15667 | Turning to Mr. Gloom, the old man said:"Well, how about you? |
15667 | Turning to Mr. Sunshine, he said:"Look here; why has n''t he done you any good?" |
15667 | Vooley voo take a walk? |
15667 | WHAT DID SOLOMON SAY? |
15667 | WHO COULD TELL? |
15667 | WHY BE POLITE ANYWAY? |
15667 | WHY NOT? |
15667 | WHY NOT? |
15667 | WHY SHOULD HE KNOW? |
15667 | Was n''t that a compliment?" |
15667 | Well, Susie?" |
15667 | Well, what was so remarkable about the camel?" |
15667 | Were you not the colored man who told me you had lost your wife and six children by the sinking of the_ Titanic_?" |
15667 | What am I to do with it?" |
15667 | What deed of heroism did you do at the front?" |
15667 | What did she die of?" |
15667 | What do you call it? |
15667 | What do you think of him?" |
15667 | What do you want to get off for?" |
15667 | What have you been doing during the year?" |
15667 | What shall we do on that evening?" |
15667 | What would you do if it died-- you would n''t see it again?" |
15667 | What''s he done got de matter of''i m?" |
15667 | When you die-- how should you like to be buried here with my name on the stone over you?" |
15667 | Where are you going? |
15667 | Where are you going? |
15667 | Where are_ you_ going?" |
15667 | Where do you come from?" |
15667 | Where yo''had yo''sins washed away?" |
15667 | Where''s your lawyer?" |
15667 | Who, should you say, has the most civic pride in town?" |
15667 | Why did you not defend yourself with the butt of your rifle?" |
15667 | Why do n''t you leave him?" |
15667 | Why do n''t you move a little so that this tired woman may have a seat?" |
15667 | Why do n''t you want a lawyer?" |
15667 | Why do you wear the foolish thing, anyhow?" |
15667 | Why has n''t this chap done you any good?" |
15667 | Why is your artificial eye not in its place?" |
15667 | Why should n''t they be paid? |
15667 | Why?" |
15667 | Will the lady have the hassock broiled or fried?" |
15667 | Will you put in your own family?" |
15667 | Will you take yer eggs fried, same as this''ere gentleman?" |
15667 | You read him regularly, I presume?" |
15667 | You were in the trenches, you say?" |
15667 | You''ve heard of Jane Austen, I presume?" |
15667 | he shouted, angrily,"do you know you are giving our position away to the enemy?" |
15667 | wo n''t you- all tell Marse Bob please not to go out no moh till I kin git his clo''es round to him?''" |
29419 | ''Are you a peddler?'' 29419 ''I want to know,''says I;''how on airth did it happen?'' |
29419 | ''My dear,''said we fondly,''did you make this?'' 29419 ''She is all cut to pieces,''says he;''do you know whether she was in your stable, Mr. Hitchcock, last night?'' |
29419 | ''Taint a bit like me? |
29419 | ''Yes, my love, ai n''t it nice?'' 29419 A different story from what I have told, sir?" |
29419 | A fig for your banister,retorted Mrs. Grumly, turning up her nose,"have n''t I a cousin as is a corridor in the navy?" |
29419 | A longish critter, with a short tail? |
29419 | A pook achent, vat podders te school committees till they do vat you vish, shoost to get rid of you? |
29419 | A rabbit? |
29419 | A shenteel shoemaker, vat loves to measure te gals''feet and hankles petter tan to make te shoes? |
29419 | A singin''-master, too lazy to work? |
29419 | Ah, as you know,said he, quitting the pulpit,"why should I take the trouble of telling you?" |
29419 | Already? |
29419 | And I presume the porpusses give it up in despair, do n''t they? |
29419 | And am I always to remain so? |
29419 | And how do you manage when the happy pair are negroes? |
29419 | And how long,said the youth,"has he had this trick?" |
29419 | And pray, Mr. Philosopher,observed the seaman,"where did your father die?" |
29419 | And pray, Sir,said the counsel,"for what reason did you take up your residence in that place?" |
29419 | And shall the instrument,said the earl, coolly,"run as usual--_to our trusty and well- beloved cousin and counsellor?_"AN HIBERNIAN CAPTURE. |
29419 | And sorter jumps when it runs? |
29419 | And was justice done the murderer? |
29419 | And what did you reply? |
29419 | And what, man,said the other,"do you get by this business of yours?" |
29419 | And what,said he to the Dean,"do you think the Prince of Orange has chosen for his motto?" |
29419 | And what? |
29419 | And when will it be ended? |
29419 | And where did your grandfather die? |
29419 | And your grandfather? |
29419 | And your great- grandfather? |
29419 | And your great- grandfather? |
29419 | Are you a horse? |
29419 | Are you confident you were born at Bourges? |
29419 | Are you married? |
29419 | Are you not sorry for it? |
29419 | Are you sure your name is Lessite? |
29419 | Ay-- ahem!--do you? 29419 Aye,"observed Mr. Mingay,"what would they have said to see your feet ornamented with either shoes or stockings?" |
29419 | BEN,said a politician to his companion,"did you know I had declined the office of Alderman?" |
29419 | BUBBY, why do n''t you go home and have your mother sew up that awful hole in your trowsers? |
29419 | But do n''t they join together again when they meet in your wake? |
29419 | But how ith your wife, thir, and the children? |
29419 | But in case your friend is not a candidate,said the solicitor,"might I then count on your assistance?" |
29419 | But what do I want with a coffin? 29419 But what makes it so many different colors?" |
29419 | But will your majesty,continued he,"permit me to ask you a question in my turn? |
29419 | By the by,said the lady,"how came you to tell me such a story about one side of that child''s face being white?" |
29419 | CAN you return my love, dearest Julia? |
29419 | Ca n''t I sell you a trunk? |
29419 | Ca n''t you compare it to something? |
29419 | Ca n''t you have dinner first? |
29419 | Can you remember ever having seen your father and mother? |
29419 | Certainly not, my dear, but why do you ask? |
29419 | DO you want to buy a real lot of butter? |
29419 | DOES the razor take hold well? |
29419 | Did I not order some hock, sir? 29419 Did it take you two hours to perform the operation?" |
29419 | Did you hire out? |
29419 | Did you remain long in New York? |
29419 | Did you say you had followed the enemy of your country over frozen ground, till every footstep was covered with blood? |
29419 | Did your wife drive you off? |
29419 | Did your wife ever treat you badly? |
29419 | Did your wife oppose your leaving her? |
29419 | Dis razor hurt you, Sah? |
29419 | Do n''t you know that_ black_ berries are always_ red_ when they are_ green_? |
29419 | Do n''t you know you should not be out there, my son? |
29419 | Do n''t you see,said Sims,"what is written on the board?" |
29419 | Do they so? |
29419 | Do you know its name? |
29419 | Do you know who I am, Sir? |
29419 | Do you know, Sir, to whom you are talking? |
29419 | Do you still love her? |
29419 | Do you, indeed? |
29419 | Does he? |
29419 | Exactly,said Dick,"and in your limbs too?" |
29419 | Fellow,said he,"how dared you neglect making the gibbet that was ordered for me?" |
29419 | Finish what? |
29419 | For what? |
29419 | For who knows,said she,"but it may bear the same kind of fruit?" |
29419 | Four quarts? |
29419 | GEORGE, what does C A T spell? |
29419 | Got them from Bets, did you? |
29419 | HALLO, boy, did you see a rabbit cross the road there just now? |
29419 | HOW can you call these blackberries, when they are red? |
29419 | Had it long legs behind, and big ears? |
29419 | Have you a marriage certificate? |
29419 | Have you seen the Dardanelles? |
29419 | His lordship wants to know what you will take? |
29419 | Hold your tongue, you dunce; where does the sun rise? |
29419 | How can I drink, when there is no beer in the jug? |
29419 | How could that be,said the captain,"since there are no chimneys in that country?" |
29419 | How dark was it? |
29419 | How do you know I''ve got the delirium tremens? |
29419 | How do you know they are your ducks? |
29419 | How is it,said a man to his neighbour,"Parson----, the laziest man living, writes these interminable sermons?" |
29419 | How knowest thou, old man,cried the Khazee,"where that tree is?" |
29419 | How long did you teach? |
29419 | How long may she take to make the run? |
29419 | How long? 29419 How many children have you?" |
29419 | How many were there? |
29419 | How so? |
29419 | How so? |
29419 | How, Murphy? |
29419 | How,replied Jim, flattered by the remark,"how''s that?" |
29419 | How,said the one,"are you quartered?" |
29419 | How? |
29419 | I RECKON I could n''t drive a trade with you to- day, squire? |
29419 | I do n''t know, my son,replied the parent,"but why do you ask me such a question?" |
29419 | I do n''t understand you; what do you mean? |
29419 | I will,answered the little boy;"but ai n''t it Sunday in the back yard, mother?" |
29419 | I''ll trouble_ you_ for two dollars, Mr. High Sheriff''s representative,says Sassy,"for smokin''in the streets; do you underconstand, my old coon?" |
29419 | IS Mr. Brown a man of means? |
29419 | IS that clock right over there? |
29419 | In the garret, perhaps? |
29419 | In what condition did you leave her? |
29419 | Is not Geneva dull? |
29419 | Is the Bank broke? |
29419 | Is your family provided for? |
29419 | JOHN, what is the past of see? |
29419 | Knotting, Sir,replied she;"pray Mr. Whitefoord, can you knot?" |
29419 | MAMMA,said a promising youth of some four or five years,"if all people are made of dust, ai n''t niggers made of coal- dust?" |
29419 | MAY I help you to some beef? |
29419 | MISTER, I say, I do n''t suppose you do n''t know of nobody who do n''t want to hire nobody to do nothing, do n''t you? |
29419 | MOTHER,said a little fellow the other day,"is there any harm in breaking egg shells?" |
29419 | MR. JENKINS, will it suit you to settle that old account of yours? |
29419 | MY DEAR,said an affectionate wife,"what shall we have for dinner to- day?" |
29419 | Mr. Kelvy, did you witness the affair referred to? |
29419 | My neighbor,said the countryman,"handed me two cents when I left home, to buy a plug of tobacco-- have you got that article?" |
29419 | Never mind, my son, what Bill did; what has the committee met for? |
29419 | No, no, what animal is very fond of milk? |
29419 | No, no; I wish you to tell me whether the attack was at all a preconcerted affair? |
29419 | No, vat vas it? |
29419 | No, what was it? |
29419 | Not I, but you, ma''am-- how''s that? |
29419 | Now what do you want to purchase? |
29419 | Now,said Mrs. Slocum, perceiving that the narration was ended,"now, I should like to know whether the man was killed or not?" |
29419 | Now,said he,"where''s my wig,--where_ is_ my wig?" |
29419 | O Sir,said he,"where are your_ good witnesses_?" |
29419 | Oh now,says he,"how much a yard did you give for that, and that?" |
29419 | Oh, dear, what can the matter be? |
29419 | Oh, you did, eh? |
29419 | Oot awa, my lord, how can you say so of a_ British clergyman_? |
29419 | PA, what is the interest of a kiss? |
29419 | PAPA, ca n''t I go to the zoologerical rooms to see the camomile fight the rhy- no- sir- ee- hoss? |
29419 | PRAY, Sir, what makes you walk so crookedly? |
29419 | Pe ye a Yankee peddler, mit chewelry in your pack, to sheat the gals? |
29419 | Pray madam,said the Doctor,"was it a counterfeit?" |
29419 | Pray, Miss D----,said he,"what time do you prefer?" |
29419 | Pray, what is it? |
29419 | Prenologus, ten, feeling te young folks, heads like so much cabbitch? |
29419 | Right over there? 29419 Right, and why does it rise in the east?" |
29419 | SIR,said a pompous personage who once undertook to bully an editor,"do you know that I take your paper?" |
29419 | SUPPOSE you are lost in a fog,said Lord C---- to his noble relative, the Marchioness,"what are you most likely to be?" |
29419 | Salt, for what? |
29419 | Show, Jake; what reply did they make? |
29419 | So you have returned, Mr. Whitefield, have you? |
29419 | Stranger,says he,"where was you raised?" |
29419 | Super and lotchin, I reckon? |
29419 | TAKE a ticket, Sir, for the Widow and Orphans Fund of the Spike Society? |
29419 | The harp that once through Tara''s halls--"What do you propose to do with it? |
29419 | The_ delirium tremens_--have I? |
29419 | Then he is_ yours_, and you have a treasure in him, Sir? |
29419 | There''s Doll, and Bet, and Moll, and Kate, and--"What is your wife''s name? |
29419 | This is excellent steak,said he,"what did you pay for it?" |
29419 | Vell, ten, vat the mischief can you be? 29419 Vere''s the difference?" |
29419 | Very well,I make response,"where was it?" |
29419 | Votch dat? |
29419 | WELL, Pat, Jimmy did n''t quite kill you with a brickbat, did he? |
29419 | WELL, Robert, how much did your pig weigh? |
29419 | WHAT are you writing such a big hand for, Pat? |
29419 | WHAT do you think of the new sewing machine? |
29419 | WHAT is your name? |
29419 | WHAT makes you spend your time so freely, Jack? |
29419 | WHERE did you get so much money, Isaac? |
29419 | WILL you never learn, my dear, the difference between real and exchangeable value? |
29419 | Wa''al,said the old woman,"I raaly do n''t know; wo n''t you just take the candle and see?" |
29419 | Wall, mister, with this I let out:''Do I_ know_ it?'' 29419 Was it a kinder gray varmint?" |
29419 | Was the man killed? 29419 Was the man killed?" |
29419 | Was your wife good- looking? |
29419 | We rose, and with an unfaltering voice said:Well, Judge, how do you do?" |
29419 | Well, Mary? |
29419 | Well, Pat, where have you been all this time? |
29419 | Well, and how much do you get a chimney? |
29419 | Well, did n''t it kill him? |
29419 | Well, is he coming? |
29419 | Well, sir, how much wine do you suppose they drank last night? |
29419 | Well, sir,said the farmer,"what of that? |
29419 | Well, they are great horse- stealers in your country are not they? |
29419 | Well, what do you think I''ll do to you? |
29419 | Well, what have you to say about it? |
29419 | Well, when does the President fodder? |
29419 | Well,ses I,"go rite strate and tell Sal I wo n''t stand it, I do n''t want''em, and I ai n''t goin''to have''em; dus she think I''m a Turk? |
29419 | Were you traveling on the night this affair took place? |
29419 | What are you down here for? |
29419 | What are your possessions? |
29419 | What country are you from, my lad? |
29419 | What did he say? |
29419 | What did she say to you, when you were in the act of leaving? |
29419 | What did you put in your paper? 29419 What did you run away for?" |
29419 | What did your wife say to you, that induced you to_ slope_? |
29419 | What do you ask me that for? |
29419 | What do you mean by that? |
29419 | What do you mean, sir? |
29419 | What do you want to do with it? |
29419 | What does your mother keep to catch mice? |
29419 | What for? |
29419 | What gymnastiness are you doing here? |
29419 | What in thunder have you been at, you black rascal? |
29419 | What is that to you? |
29419 | What is that? |
29419 | What is the matter, my dear? |
29419 | What is your name? |
29419 | What is your name? |
29419 | What is your occupation? |
29419 | What kind of butter is it? |
29419 | What kind of character can I give you? |
29419 | What kind of weather was it? 29419 What part of the house do you sleep in?" |
29419 | What put that notion into your head, Sally? |
29419 | What right then,asked he,"have you to put up those letters after your name?" |
29419 | What sort of horses have you in America? |
29419 | What then? 29419 What time do they dine in Washington, Colonel?" |
29419 | What trade do you follow? |
29419 | What was there? |
29419 | What will you take? |
29419 | What''s that noise? |
29419 | What, how you call that? |
29419 | What,answered the monarch,"would the king of England say, were I to demand the liberation of the prisoners in Newgate?" |
29419 | What-- so, Sir? |
29419 | When you announced your intention of emigrating, what did she say? |
29419 | Where are you going to? |
29419 | Where are you lodging now? |
29419 | Where did you come from? |
29419 | Where did you last see her? |
29419 | Where did you stop? |
29419 | Where do you expect to make a living? |
29419 | Where does the sun rise? |
29419 | Where does your family live at present? |
29419 | Where is my horse and wagon? |
29419 | Where then? |
29419 | Where was that? |
29419 | Where were you, young man, when you delivered this money? |
29419 | Where, and what? |
29419 | Where,exclaimed he, with great emphasis,"where shall we find a more foolish knave or a more knavish fool than he?" |
29419 | Who goes there? |
29419 | Why did you give it up? |
29419 | Why did you leave their communion, Mr. Dickson? 29419 Why do n''t you heave to for it?" |
29419 | Why is neighbor Smith''s liquor shop like a counterfeit dollar? |
29419 | Why is this? 29419 Why so?" |
29419 | Why, John,says his lordship,"you seem to have got an excellent place; how could you manage this with the character I gave you?" |
29419 | Why, Sir,replied she,"if_ you_ have not_ impudence_ enough to speak them, how can you suppose that_ I_ have?" |
29419 | Why, do n''t you see that cursed big rat? |
29419 | Why, gentlemen,exclaimed the parson,"was Milton in hell when he wrote his_ Paradise Lost_?" |
29419 | Why, how in the world could it cost that much? |
29419 | Why, ma''am? |
29419 | Why, what have I done? |
29419 | Why,exclaimed an Irishman,"would you beat the poor dumb animal for spakin''out?" |
29419 | Why,said the gentleman,"did you not say you were a poor scholar?" |
29419 | Why,said the old man,"this here is one cabbage head, ai n''t it?" |
29419 | Why? |
29419 | Why? |
29419 | Will you take this woman to be your wedded wife? |
29419 | Will you, Madam, be kind enough,said he,"to tell the Court what these words were?" |
29419 | With all my heart,said the gentleman,"but if we should be going different ways, how will you get your great coat?" |
29419 | Wo n''t you try and do better next time? |
29419 | Women,he added,"we know, are rational animals; but would they be less so if they spoke less?" |
29419 | Would the devil beat his wife if he had one? |
29419 | Yes or no? |
29419 | You are very accurate; and how do you happen to know this so very exactly? |
29419 | You claim to have this saddle checked as baggage? |
29419 | You did n''t do it, did you? |
29419 | You dirty fellow,exclaimed the astonished Yankee,"what the mischief are you doing that for?" |
29419 | You dunce, what was it scratched your sister''s face? |
29419 | You have n''t, eh? 29419 You misunderstand me, my friend; I want to know whether he attacked him with any evil intent?" |
29419 | You''ll kick me out of this cabing? |
29419 | You''ll kick_ me_, Mr. Hitchcock, out of this cabing? |
29419 | You, ma''am? |
29419 | _ And the partridges too, Sire?_said the actor. |
29419 | _ You_ declined the office of Alderman? 29419 ''Gunnin''?'' 29419 ''Man alive,''says she,''are you here yet? 29419 ''Pray, ma''am,''said the Southerner,''will you''ave the goodness to lean back in your chair?'' 29419 ''What ails you, Sam,''says she,''that you do n''t hook it?'' 29419 ''What''s that?'' 29419 (_ bear!_) When is music like vegetables? 29419 (_ with a smile_)he belongs to_ you_, as a matter of course, then?" |
29419 | --meaning, of course,"How d''ye do?" |
29419 | A CERTAIN cabinet minister being asked why he did not promote merit? |
29419 | A CLERGYMAN meeting a chimney sweeper, asked whence he came? |
29419 | A COUNTRY parish clerk, being asked how the inscriptions on the tombs in the church- yard were so badly spelled? |
29419 | A FOP in company, wanting his servant, called out:"Where''s that blockhead of mine?" |
29419 | A GENTLEMAN asked a friend, in a somewhat knowing manner,"Pray, sir, did you ever see a cat- fish?" |
29419 | A GENTLEMAN inspecting lodgings to be let, asked the pretty girl who showed them,"And are you, my dear, to be let with the lodgings?" |
29419 | A HUSBAND telegraphed to his wife:"What have you got for breakfast, and how is the baby?" |
29419 | A MAN who was sentenced to be hung was visited by his wife, who said:"My dear, would you like the children to see you executed?" |
29419 | A MATHEMATICIAN being asked by a stout fellow,"If two pigs weigh twenty pounds, how much will a large hog weigh?" |
29419 | A PERSON meeting a friend running through the rain, with an umbrella over him, said,"Where are you running to in such a hurry,_ like a mad mushroom_?" |
29419 | A PERSON who had resided some time on the coast of Africa, was asked if he thought it possible to civilize the natives? |
29419 | A SAILOR being about to set out for India, a citizen asked him:"Where did your father die?" |
29419 | A young minister standing by, blushed to the temples, and said,"O brother, how could you say what was not the fact?" |
29419 | AN Irishman, observing a dandy taking his usual strut in Broadway, stepped up to him and inquired:"How much do you ax for thim houses?" |
29419 | AN Oxford scholar, calling early one morning on another, when in bed, says,"Jack, are you asleep?" |
29419 | AN ignorant rector had occasion to wait on a bishop, who was so incensed at his stupidity that he exclaimed,"What_ blockhead_ gave you a living?" |
29419 | AT a cattle show, recently, a fellow who was making himself ridiculously conspicuous, at last broke forth--"Call these ere prize cattle? |
29419 | After he had been gone some time, the Khazee said to the old man,"He is long-- do you think he has got there yet?" |
29419 | All as ever I got is threeha''pence- farden, and a bag of marbles;(_ to the other_)--you got any capital, Bill? |
29419 | An Irishman asked him if that was the way"he threated a fellow creathur?" |
29419 | An old acquaintance stepped up to the prisoner and said:"Jim, the danger is past; and now, honor bright, did n''t you steal that horse?" |
29419 | And no doubt you are now come from--?" |
29419 | Another member then rose, and thus delivered himself:"Mr. Speaker, did the honourable member speak to the purpose, or not speak to the purpose? |
29419 | Before he had time to seat himself, she said:"Have you seen cousin John? |
29419 | Belongs to YOU, I suppose, Sir?" |
29419 | But no matter, it is a good joke:--"''What do you charge for board?'' |
29419 | But what do folks say?" |
29419 | But what means this sudden lowering of the heavens, and that dark cloud arising from beneath the western horizon? |
29419 | But_ any_ how, Squire, what''ll you give, sposin''I_ do_ try?" |
29419 | Canon biblically replied--"Is thy servant a dog that he should do this thing?" |
29419 | Charley opened the door to go out, when George raised himself on his elbow, and said,"Charley, where are you going?" |
29419 | Cicero replied,"Can your mother tell yours?" |
29419 | Conant:_ Is it your business to take away the dust? |
29419 | Conant:_ The case is proved, and the act says you must be fined 10_l._ Have you got 10_l._ a- piece? |
29419 | Conant:_ You hear the charge, my lads-- what have you to say in defence? |
29419 | Could there have been anything more gallant than that? |
29419 | DURING the examination of a witness, as to the locality of stairs in a house, the counsel asked him,"Which way the stairs ran?" |
29419 | Did I say sixteen_ feet_? |
29419 | Did n''t I see you with my own eyes?" |
29419 | Do n''t you hear distant thunder? |
29419 | Do n''t you say when you come to our house on a night,''Bet, bring me some more ale?''" |
29419 | Do n''t you see those flashes of lightning? |
29419 | Do you give it up? |
29419 | Do you hear it against the windows? |
29419 | Do you hear the rain, Caudle? |
29419 | Do you hear? |
29419 | Do you pray for him?" |
29419 | Do you thill live on the old farm?" |
29419 | Do you_ hear_ it, I say? |
29419 | Does the Court understand from that, that you are married to him?" |
29419 | Dus she think I''m wurth a hundred thousand dollars? |
29419 | Dyer:_ How do you get your living? |
29419 | Dyer:_ Policeman, do you know anything of the prisoner? |
29419 | Dyer:_ What have you to say? |
29419 | Dyer:_ What is the worth of the dog? |
29419 | Fires and furies-- was he alive?" |
29419 | Hain''t I attended devine worship reg''lar? |
29419 | Hain''t I bin a good and dootiful husband to Sal? |
29419 | Hain''t I bought her all the bonnets an frocks she wanted? |
29419 | Hain''t I kep''in doors uv a nite, an quit chawn tobacker and smokin''segars just to please her? |
29419 | Have I ever done enny mean trick, that she should serve me in this way?" |
29419 | Have I ever stole a horse? |
29419 | Have you lost any baggage?" |
29419 | Having descanted at some length upon its merits, the boy remarked,"Mother, I see Luther and the table, but where are the worms?" |
29419 | He first said to the man:"Vell, you vants to be marrit, do you? |
29419 | He said he had nobody to employ him, but added,"Why do n''t you work, massa?" |
29419 | He told the story to Smithers, when the latter said:"Do you know, Diggs, you have committed a very grave offence?" |
29419 | He went home, and the next day being at work in a cabbage patch with his father, he spoke out:"Daddy, what''s the meaning of ditto?" |
29419 | He went to preach a second time, and asked the congregation,"Oh, true believers, do you know what I am going to say to you?" |
29419 | Here the train- hand who overheard the talk, stepped up, and inquired,"Have you lost anything?" |
29419 | Highly enraged,"Sir,"says he to the farmer,"do you know that I have been at two universities, and at two colleges at each university?" |
29419 | How do you do? |
29419 | How do you get your bread? |
29419 | How do you live? |
29419 | How do you support yourself? |
29419 | How do_ you_ do? |
29419 | How long have you been in my service? |
29419 | How old are you? |
29419 | I am sure I''ve let you''ave your own way in most everything?" |
29419 | I believe your Grace and I have now been in every jail in the kingdom?" |
29419 | I found the same waiter, who, so soon as I come in, tell me--"Sir, did you not say that you would go by the coach to- morrow morning?" |
29419 | I go into a saloon, but, before I finish, great noise come into the passage, and I pull the bell''s rope to demand why so great tapage? |
29419 | I never heard of it; what place?" |
29419 | I once took an Englishman with me in a gig up Alabama country, and he says,''What''s this great church yard we are passing through?'' |
29419 | I s''pose if I am challenged, I have the right to choose my weapons?'' |
29419 | I say do you_ hear the rain_? |
29419 | I suppose they have n''t invented bells in America yet?" |
29419 | I suppose you live by going around the docks? |
29419 | I suppose, Sir, you are going to--?" |
29419 | I thought you was off gunnin''an hour ago; who''d a thought you was here?'' |
29419 | I was looking on, and some member said to me,''Crockett, do n''t that monkey favor General Jackson?'' |
29419 | If he did not speak to the purpose, to what purpose did he speak?" |
29419 | If we have laws, and they are not executed, for what purpose were they made?" |
29419 | Is that what you want to know? |
29419 | Is there anything stirring in London?" |
29419 | It is to be presumed that thereafter Jacob''s first inquiry must have been,"Oh now, where did you get such and such goods?" |
29419 | It was Sir Hercules Langrishe, who, being asked, on a similar occasion,"Have you finished all that port( three bottles) without assistance?" |
29419 | It went off well enough, till she came to a rather hard looking specimen of humanity, whom she asked:"What are you in here for?" |
29419 | LORD MANSFIELD examining a witness, asked,"What do you know of the defendant?" |
29419 | MISS Lucy Stone, of Boston, a"woman''s rights"woman, having put the question,"Marriage-- what is it?" |
29419 | Meisther Morgans, you zee ony zour krout dare?" |
29419 | Metellus said to Cicero,"Dare you tell your father''s name?" |
29419 | Next morning, as they were stepping into their carriage, the waiter said to Stothard,"Sir, do you observe these two gentlemen?" |
29419 | Nominated?" |
29419 | Now what do you want to do with it?" |
29419 | Now, does that passage mean that_ every one_ of us has sinned?" |
29419 | Now, if folks enquire again whether you be or not, what shall I tell them I think?" |
29419 | Now, what''s that letter, eh?" |
29419 | Now, why do n''t you hire an Irishman to go up, and den if_ he_ falls and kills himself, dar wo n''t be no loss to nobody?" |
29419 | Oh, you_ do_ hear it, do you? |
29419 | One of them, in the midst of the altercation, asked the other contemptuously,"Do you remember, Sir, when you were my footman?" |
29419 | Ordering him to stop, he asked hastily,"Whence? |
29419 | Perhaps he is_ yours_, Sir?" |
29419 | Pickrel?'' |
29419 | Pray, Captain, does everything else go fast in the new country?" |
29419 | Pray, mister, may I ask your name?" |
29419 | Proceeding in his cross examination, the counsel asked where the affray happened? |
29419 | Rising solemnly, after three loud hems, he spoke as follows:"Mr. Speaker, have we laws, or have we not laws? |
29419 | SOME one asked a lad how it was he was so short for his age? |
29419 | SOON after the settlement of New England, Governor Dudley saw a stout Indian idling in the market- place of Boston, and asked him why he did not work? |
29419 | Said the doctor, nodding his head knowingly,''Have you got a sorrel horse then?'' |
29419 | She hesitated a little, and he repeated:"Vell, vell, do you like him so vell as to be his vife?" |
29419 | Slocum?" |
29419 | Speech was principally contended for; but on this Dr. Johnson observed, that parrots and magpies speak; were they therefore rational? |
29419 | Stepping on deck, he addressed me in English, thus:''Pray, young man, is the captain on board?'' |
29419 | Stock- holders and depositors flocked into the Bank, making the panic, inquiring,"What is the matter?" |
29419 | TALLEYRAND being asked, if a certain authoress, whom he had long since known, but who belonged rather to the last age, was not"a little tiresome?" |
29419 | THE following conversation occurred between a theatrical manager and an aspirant for Thespian honors:"What is your pleasure?" |
29419 | THE late Caleb Whitefoord, seeing a lady knotting fringe for a petticoat, asked her, what she was doing? |
29419 | The Judge inquired if that was the_ sole_ object of the plaintiff, or was it not rather baiting with a_ sprat_ to catch a_ herring_? |
29419 | The child observed,"Father, did you ever learn anything?" |
29419 | The counsel, not yet abashed, asked,"And pray, my witty friend, how far were you from Tom when he knocked down Jack?" |
29419 | The driver was very wroth:"Well, what did you get_ in_ for, if you could not pay? |
29419 | The fellow, popping out his head, said,"Shall it be_ we_ then?" |
29419 | The general asked where he had been? |
29419 | The king having heard of it, one day asked him good humouredly,"Pray, Zaremba, what is your name?" |
29419 | The lieutenant asked where he_ came from_? |
29419 | The organist, enraged, cried out,"Why do n''t you blow?" |
29419 | The poor African immediately exclaimed,"Oh, missus, dat you? |
29419 | The recipient telegraphed back the following startling query:"For Heaven''s sake, how many?" |
29419 | The stranger answered,"Your account is a very extraordinary one; could you have believed it if you had not seen it yourself?" |
29419 | Then I say,"What for all so large concourse?" |
29419 | Then to the woman:"Vell, do you love dis man so better as any man you have ever seen?" |
29419 | There, do you see that animal on the fence?" |
29419 | There-- do you hear it? |
29419 | This had a great effect, till the opposite lawyer asked what made him cry? |
29419 | Thus instructed, our learned advocate boldly asked,"When, Sir, were you last in Gloucester gaol?" |
29419 | To this the passenger demurred, and losing his temper, peremptorily asked:--"Will you check my baggage, sir?" |
29419 | To this, the son made no reply; but turning to his father, asked him,"Is it your will, sir, that I kick this monk down stairs?" |
29419 | Unable longer to restrain his curiosity, he burst out with,"Excuse me, Sir, are you the_ Robinson Crusoe_ so famous in history?" |
29419 | Vell, you lovesh dis voman so goot as any voman you have ever seen?" |
29419 | WHAT IS A SPOON? |
29419 | WHAT is the difference between an attempted homicide, and a hog butchery? |
29419 | WHAT tune is that which ladies never call for? |
29419 | WHEN Horne Tooke was at school, the boys asked him"what his father was?" |
29419 | WHICH travels at the greater speed, heat or cold? |
29419 | WHO is not carried back to good old times as he reads this sketch of Connecticut goin''to meetin''fifty years ago? |
29419 | WHY is a man eating soup with a fork like another kissing his sweetheart? |
29419 | Was it raining at the time?" |
29419 | Was n''t me father a miller?" |
29419 | Was you elected?" |
29419 | Well, because I did n''t want to let the dacent baste see that he carried so big a load so far for sixpence?" |
29419 | Well, thir, how are the old gentleman and lady?" |
29419 | Well, we come at a house of country, ancient with the trees cut like some peacocks, and I demand--"What you call these trees?" |
29419 | What can be the cause of such disfigurement?" |
29419 | What do you always sit on?" |
29419 | What do you follow? |
29419 | What does c- h- a- i- r spell?" |
29419 | What for?" |
29419 | What is your name, fellow?" |
29419 | What next?" |
29419 | What was he to do to escape with his plunder? |
29419 | What were you to do? |
29419 | What will people say?" |
29419 | What''s your business? |
29419 | When is a lady''s neck not a neck? |
29419 | Why do you ask?" |
29419 | Why do you read your speeches to parliament?" |
29419 | Why is a poor horse greater than Napoleon? |
29419 | Why is a thief called a"jail- bird?" |
29419 | Why is it not brought in?" |
29419 | Why is that?" |
29419 | Why should an editor look upon it as ominous when a correspondent signs himself"Nemo?" |
29419 | Why was the elephant the last animal going into Noah''s ark? |
29419 | Will the anecdote raise a laugh? |
29419 | Wishing to give his uncle an idea of his superior knowledge, he tapped him on the shoulder, and pointing to the windlass, asked,"Quid est hoc?" |
29419 | With the utmost suavity the trader says:"I think I can treat you to your liking; how do you want to be treated?" |
29419 | Witness, has not an effort been made to induce you to tell a different story?" |
29419 | Wonderful, is n''t it? |
29419 | You mean to say, that not I but you are a blockhead?" |
29419 | You see, one of those days I''ll be after dying, and when I go to the gate of heaven I''ll rap, and St. Peter will say,''Who''s there?'' |
29419 | You shall excuse my badinage-- eh? |
29419 | _ Captain O''Flinn_: Faith, ma''am, I''ve heard o''that complaint running in families; p''rhaps your mother had not any childer either? |
29419 | _ Cook:_( in astonishment)--"Why, ma''am? |
29419 | _ Do you think there is nobody killed but yourself?_"SEVERAL NEGATIVES. |
29419 | _ Judge_: How do you keep yourself alive? |
29419 | _ Prisoner:_ There, your vership, you hear it''s a waluable dog-- now is it feasible as I should go for to prig a dog wot was a waluable hanimal? |
29419 | _ Prisoner:_(_ affecting a look of astonishment_)--Vot, me_ steal_ a dog? |
29419 | _ Webster:_ Mrs. Greenough, was Mrs. Bogden a neat woman? |
29419 | _ Webster:_ What was that, Ma''am? |
29419 | _ yours_, Sir?" |
29419 | a dentist, preaking te people''s jaws at a dollar a shnag, and running off mit my daughter?" |
29419 | an Irish echo in the_ Boston Post_ inquires,"Would n''t you like to know?" |
29419 | and I''ll say,''I want to come in,''and he''ll say,''Did you behave like a dacent boy in the other world, and pay all the fines and such things?'' |
29419 | and I''ll say,''It''s me, Pat Malone,''and he''ll say,''What do you want?'' |
29419 | and you made no attempt to stop him?" |
29419 | are you not a member of the African Church?" |
29419 | asked a tall Green Mountain boy, as he walked up to the bar of a second- rate hotel in New York--''what do you ask a week for board and lodging?'' |
29419 | asked the agent in surprise;"so much as that?" |
29419 | but Tom put them all in good temper, by asking, with irresistibly quaint humor,"Why should I_ shoot her_? |
29419 | did you kill him?" |
29419 | did you let off that gun?" |
29419 | do you think I am always obliged to find you ears?" |
29419 | eh?" |
29419 | exclaimed Saunders, astonished,"_ hae ye ony vacancies in your corps?_"AN INVITATION. |
29419 | exclaimed the other,"do you mean to insult me? |
29419 | for what?" |
29419 | good old neighbor,"cried Mrs. Popps,"what are you going to do with that great ugly crow?" |
29419 | instead of"Oh now, how much did you pay?" |
29419 | is Silver Tail dead?" |
29419 | is he yours, Sir?" |
29419 | is that all?" |
29419 | or Brigham Young? |
29419 | or a Mormon? |
29419 | rejoined George;"for what?" |
29419 | said the Vicar,"then how do you get on if he do n''t pay?" |
29419 | said the adjutant,"what do you mean?" |
29419 | said the astronomer;"you do n''t think it is going to rain, do you?" |
29419 | said the bantering bachelor,"how comes it you let your mistress ride the better horse?" |
29419 | said the highwayman,"what do you mean by pressing on me so?" |
29419 | said the other,"after declaring your opinion that to lend money on usury, was as bad as_ murder_?" |
29419 | says the Colonel:"but did you hear what Mr. Morgan did when he returned from visiting you?" |
29419 | she exclaimed,"how could you do so when gaming is such a horrid habit? |
29419 | she''ll say,"how so?" |
29419 | that I kin afford thribbles, an clothe an feed an school three children at a time? |
29419 | that I''m Jo''n Jacob Aster, or Mr. Roschile? |
29419 | that''s too much; but I s''pose you''ll allow for the times I am absent from dinner and supper?'' |
29419 | us two fools get married? |
29419 | what do you mean by that?" |
29419 | what does the fellow mean?" |
29419 | what have the cats to do with the school committee?" |
29419 | where''s that?" |
29419 | whither? |
29419 | who is that?" |
29419 | why, what is the matter, Betty?" |
29419 | young man,"exclaimed the Dean,"is this the way you behave yourself? |
29419 | your honour,"said Pat, brightening up,"and is that all? |
38752 | ''Any laundry_ today_?'' 38752 ?" |
38752 | ? |
38752 | ? |
38752 | ? |
38752 | A splint? 38752 Able to go to the show then, tonight?" |
38752 | About what? |
38752 | And been growing worse ever since? |
38752 | And how old is she? |
38752 | And pretty? |
38752 | And what may that be? |
38752 | And where is he to go? |
38752 | And you gave the message to him? |
38752 | And you''ll take others with you? |
38752 | Are n''t you glad you got that galloway? |
38752 | Are they good pay? |
38752 | Are you feeling better today, Dolly? |
38752 | Are you to make another call today? |
38752 | But did you find your father at the office? |
38752 | But how can I get word to you? 38752 But how could you lift the body without help?" |
38752 | But how''ll papa get back? |
38752 | But what if I should be called out in the night? |
38752 | Ca n''t you use your knife, Doctor? |
38752 | Can Uncle Peter cure other things? |
38752 | Can they reason and argue people out of these things? |
38752 | Can you come down to James Curtis''s right away? |
38752 | Can you draw up a legal will because you happen to be the wife of a lawyer? |
38752 | Can you eat anything? |
38752 | Did he come up here to conjure you? |
38752 | Did he look ashamed? |
38752 | Did he tell you what was in this letter he sent to me? |
38752 | Did it hurt? |
38752 | Did n''t he ever bring any to your house? |
38752 | Did she say she could n''t wait? |
38752 | Did you find Dr. Brown in? |
38752 | Did you find a woman waiting for you? |
38752 | Did you give that message to the doctor? |
38752 | Did you hear that? |
38752 | Did you try pretty hard to stop it? |
38752 | Do n''t know? |
38752 | Do n''t you think my way is nicer than yours-- huh? |
38752 | Do you know him? |
38752 | Do you know the name of it? |
38752 | Do you know what it is, or where it''s from? |
38752 | Do you know where Dr. Blank is? |
38752 | Do you know who she was? |
38752 | Do you know who this is? |
38752 | Do you like Omar? |
38752 | Do you make your money by working by the week? |
38752 | Do you see that little boy skipping along down there? |
38752 | Do you think a great physician like Dr. Wentworth does n''t know what he is talking about? |
38752 | Do you think it will ever be an established fact? |
38752 | Do you think the baby''s eyes have been hurt by too much light? |
38752 | Do you want it? |
38752 | Doctor, do you think the baby will cut any more teeth this summer? |
38752 | Doctor, is this you? |
38752 | Doctor, will it hurt the baby to bathe it every morning? 38752 Does he keep all the babies at your house?" |
38752 | Does he know where that is? |
38752 | Does n''t it look all right? |
38752 | Does n''t it strike you that you are going pretty far back for your bill? |
38752 | Does she know that the powders are to be sent by her and will she call at the office? |
38752 | Does she rattle? |
38752 | Down where? 38752 Down where?" |
38752 | Down_ where_? |
38752 | Dr. Blank is there just now, is n''t he? |
38752 | Dr. Blank, can you come over to the Woolson Hotel? |
38752 | Dr. Blank, you''re president of the board of health, ai n''t ye? |
38752 | Dye''s? 38752 East Oak or West?" |
38752 | East or West? |
38752 | Eh? |
38752 | Four ounces in three days? 38752 Good morning, Mr. Blake,"said the doctor, shaking hands with him,"back again, are you?" |
38752 | Got your dress cut out? |
38752 | Had n''t you better put your ulster on, dear? |
38752 | Has she any fever? |
38752 | Has she been here today? |
38752 | Has the doctor got there yet? |
38752 | Has the doctor started yet? |
38752 | Has_ The Record_ come? |
38752 | Have n''t you ever made a splint? |
38752 | Have you been up all day? |
38752 | Have you got your baby to sleep yet? |
38752 | Have you learned how to save it? |
38752 | Have you something special on hand? |
38752 | He did, eh? |
38752 | He was up all last night and is not able to come--"Can I just talk to him about her? |
38752 | He''ll go to the office first wo n''t he? |
38752 | He''ll surely be back in a little bit now, wo n''t he? |
38752 | Hello, is this Dr. Blank''s office? |
38752 | Hello, still there? |
38752 | Hello? |
38752 | Hello? |
38752 | Hello? |
38752 | Hello? |
38752 | Hello? |
38752 | How can I help it, sweetheart? |
38752 | How can that be? 38752 How did you know what was wanted with me out in the country?" |
38752 | How do I know? |
38752 | How do you think she is, Doctor? |
38752 | How does he go about it? |
38752 | How far away do you think that dove is? |
38752 | How far did you walk? |
38752 | How fast is it now? |
38752 | How is the other patient tonight? |
38752 | How long do you think I can live? |
38752 | How long do you think I''ll live? |
38752 | How long has he been_ gone_? 38752 How long has she been sick?" |
38752 | How long have you been back, John? |
38752 | How many of''em would a feller dare take at once? |
38752 | How much do I have to pay? |
38752 | How much water must I put in it? |
38752 | How much will ye charge to pull a tooth? |
38752 | How much? |
38752 | How much? |
38752 | How soon will he be back? |
38752 | How soon will he be back? |
38752 | How soon will he be back? |
38752 | Huh- h? |
38752 | I did n''t have any money, Doctor, but will the hen pay for the medicine? |
38752 | I heard that sigh,he laughed,"but it wo n''t be very hard to sort of keep an ear on the''phone, will it? |
38752 | I hope he went right down? |
38752 | I mean how long will it last in the system? |
38752 | I wanted the doctor, Mrs. Blank, do you know where he is? |
38752 | I''ve got two kinds here, the Cyclone and the Monarch, which would you rather have? |
38752 | If I should go down these stairs, seize him and dash his brains out against that building, what would you think of me? |
38752 | If you were sick and had sent for a doctor would you like to have him fool around gathering grapes and everything else on his way? |
38752 | In March? 38752 Into the lye this time, too?" |
38752 | Is Doc at home? |
38752 | Is Dr. Blank at home? |
38752 | Is Dr. Blank there? |
38752 | Is Dr. Blank there? |
38752 | Is Dr. Blank there? |
38752 | Is Dr. Blank there? |
38752 | Is he in the office now? |
38752 | Is he there? |
38752 | Is he there? |
38752 | Is he there? |
38752 | Is he too far away for you to call him? |
38752 | Is he? 38752 Is it done?" |
38752 | Is it the house where the girl had the sore throat? |
38752 | Is it? 38752 Is milk all right?" |
38752 | Is n''t he back_ yet_? |
38752 | Is n''t he there in the dining room? |
38752 | Is n''t it lovely, John? |
38752 | Is n''t that a pretty sight? |
38752 | Is n''t that your''phone? |
38752 | Is n''t the doctor coming? |
38752 | Is n''t who lovely? |
38752 | Is some one sick at your house, then? |
38752 | Is someone calling Dr. Blank''s house or office? |
38752 | Is that all you have to say about it? |
38752 | Is that so? |
38752 | Is that so? |
38752 | Is that you, Doctor? |
38752 | Is the doctor at home? |
38752 | Is the doctor there? |
38752 | Is the doctor there? |
38752 | Is the doctor there? |
38752 | Is the doctor there? |
38752 | Is the doctor there? |
38752 | Is the doctor there? |
38752 | Is the patient in the tent now? |
38752 | Is this Doctor Blank? |
38752 | Is this Dr. Blank''s house? |
38752 | Is this Dr. Blank''s office? |
38752 | Is this Dr. Blank''s office? |
38752 | Is this Dr. Blank''s office? |
38752 | Is this Dr. Blank''s office? |
38752 | Is this Dr. Blank''s office? |
38752 | Is this Dr. Brown? 38752 Is this the Big Four?" |
38752 | Is this the doctor''s office? |
38752 | Is this the doctor''s office? |
38752 | Is this the doctor? |
38752 | Is this the doctor? |
38752 | Is this the home of Mr. Walton at Drayton? |
38752 | Is this you, Doc? |
38752 | Is this you, Doctor Blank? |
38752 | Is this you, Doctor? |
38752 | Is this you, Doctor? |
38752 | Is this you, Doctor? |
38752 | Is this you, Mary? |
38752 | Is this you, Mary? |
38752 | Is this you, Warner? |
38752 | It is n''t time yet, is it? |
38752 | It''s Ben Morely is it? 38752 John, what possessed you to come to_ the church_?" |
38752 | John, why in the world did n''t you give him some instructions as to how to take them? |
38752 | John,she said,"when will the reign of ignorance and superstition end?" |
38752 | Know what? |
38752 | Lately? |
38752 | Likes to see its mamma? |
38752 | Likes to see its mamma? |
38752 | Likes to see its papa? |
38752 | Ma, he says, is it the place where the girl had the sore throat? |
38752 | May I see you put it on, Doctor? |
38752 | Miss''Blank,_ you_ know where Mr. Blank got our baby,_ do n''t_ you? |
38752 | Mrs. Peters? 38752 Must I take it just like the other?" |
38752 | No, did you? |
38752 | On what street?.... 38752 Operated upon for what?" |
38752 | Out of_ what_? |
38752 | Out where? |
38752 | Pretty fine, is n''t he? |
38752 | Right away? |
38752 | She''s just about a week old now, is n''t she? |
38752 | Smith''s on Parks avenue?.... 38752 Stuck fast, eh?" |
38752 | Swallowed benzine, did she? 38752 That long drive?" |
38752 | The baby''s better, is n''t it? |
38752 | The doctor has n''t come yet? |
38752 | The doctor,said the old man meditatively, as if wondering that anybody should be calling for him--"the doctor-- you mean Dr. Blank, I reckon?" |
38752 | Then how could she run it into the ground? |
38752 | Then it was all right? |
38752 | Then what in thunder did you send for me for? |
38752 | They wo n''t? 38752 They''re going to make day hideous and night lamented, are n''t they?" |
38752 | This is Mrs. Blank is it not? |
38752 | This is his--"Hello, what is it? |
38752 | Thornton''s-- let''s see-- have you a telephone directory handy-- could you give me their number? |
38752 | To Drayton? |
38752 | To bring what? |
38752 | To go on to Drayton? |
38752 | W''y, do n''t you know nothin''''bout conjurin''? |
38752 | Was it a good one? |
38752 | Was it? |
38752 | Was n''t the message for you? |
38752 | Was she thrown from a horse or a vehicle? |
38752 | Was there nobody in sight? |
38752 | Well, did you put them in hot water? |
38752 | Well, he''s coming down today is n''t he? |
38752 | Well, tell me, Tom, is Dr. Blank there? |
38752 | Well, then will you send an officer? |
38752 | Well, what has she done_ today_? |
38752 | Well, what is it, Mamie? |
38752 | Well, where is he now? |
38752 | Well, where is the_ doctor_? |
38752 | Well, where is the_ doctor_? |
38752 | Well, who the devil_ are_ you? |
38752 | Well, why did n''t you go? |
38752 | Well, will you give me that prescription? |
38752 | Well, will you send him down as soon as he comes? 38752 Well, you can get it for me, ca n''t you?" |
38752 | Well, you''ll go, wo n''t you? 38752 Well-- if he gets through teething-- don''t you think he''ll be all right?" |
38752 | Were they still there when you got back? |
38752 | Wha- a- t? |
38752 | What about? |
38752 | What am I ever to do with Jane? |
38752 | What are you there for? |
38752 | What can I do for you today? |
38752 | What did you do then? |
38752 | What did you find? |
38752 | What do you call this kind? |
38752 | What do you mean, Doctor? |
38752 | What do you mean? |
38752 | What do you mean? |
38752 | What do you think I want with them? |
38752 | What does she mean by''in front of it''? |
38752 | What fer? |
38752 | What for? |
38752 | What for? |
38752 | What for? |
38752 | What has she taken? |
38752 | What have you been doing to stop the bleeding? |
38752 | What is it? |
38752 | What is it? |
38752 | What is it? |
38752 | What is it? |
38752 | What is it? |
38752 | What is it? |
38752 | What is it? |
38752 | What is it? |
38752 | What is the disease? |
38752 | What is the nature of it? |
38752 | What sort of prescription? |
38752 | What''s the matter down there, grandmother? |
38752 | What''s the matter there now? |
38752 | What''s the matter? |
38752 | What''s the matter? |
38752 | What''s the matter? |
38752 | What''s your uncle''s name? |
38752 | What? |
38752 | What_ is_ a seton? |
38752 | What_ is_ it? |
38752 | What_ is_ the matter out there? |
38752 | When he comes will you tell him to come out to Frank Tiller''s? |
38752 | Where are you, anyway? |
38752 | Where did he learn them? |
38752 | Where did you get this? |
38752 | Where do you live? |
38752 | Where is he? |
38752 | Where is she? |
38752 | Where is that? |
38752 | Where is the doctor? |
38752 | Where is the soapstone? |
38752 | Where shall I go? |
38752 | Where''s the boy? |
38752 | Where''s the doctor? |
38752 | Where_ is_ he? |
38752 | Which stops it, the Bible or the words? |
38752 | Which''phone was it? |
38752 | Which, the candy or the coming down? |
38752 | Who built it? |
38752 | Who is it? |
38752 | Who is it? |
38752 | Who is the patient? |
38752 | Who is this? |
38752 | Who told ye? |
38752 | Who told you so? |
38752 | Who was it? |
38752 | Who''s at the office? |
38752 | Who? |
38752 | Who? |
38752 | Whose clock_ is_ that? |
38752 | Why did n''t you call me, John, instead of standing there and scaring me to death? |
38752 | Why did n''t you do as I told you, yesterday? |
38752 | Why do you do that? |
38752 | Why do you suppose they walk instead of riding? |
38752 | Why have n''t you let me know about this baby''s eyes? |
38752 | Why have n''t you let me know about this baby''s eyes? |
38752 | Why not Occident? |
38752 | Why the devil did n''t you say so at the start? |
38752 | Why, does papa have to go away? |
38752 | Why, how many clocks do you have to wind? |
38752 | Why, will they hurt me? |
38752 | Why? 38752 Why?" |
38752 | Why? |
38752 | Why? |
38752 | Why? |
38752 | Why? |
38752 | Why? |
38752 | Will it make any difference if she does n''t take it till tonight? |
38752 | Will you please ask him to come to the''phone? |
38752 | Will you please telephone him there to bring a roast with him? |
38752 | Will you please tell him to come at once? |
38752 | Will you please tell him when he comes in to call up 83? |
38752 | Will you please try? |
38752 | Will you take your pay in pills? |
38752 | Wo n''t you come in? |
38752 | Wo n''t, eh? |
38752 | Wo n''t_ you_ tell''i m to come down to Sairey Tucker''s? 38752 Worse tonight? |
38752 | Would n''t you like to go to the country? |
38752 | Would you give her any aromatic spirits of ammonia? |
38752 | Yes, what is it John? |
38752 | Yes..... Who is this?.... 38752 Yes?" |
38752 | You are at the office then? 38752 You did? |
38752 | You do n''t do it, do you? |
38752 | You do n''t think it will hurt me then? |
38752 | You got Mrs. Dorlan''s message did you? |
38752 | You have to go some place, do you? |
38752 | You make all the babies''dresses, do n''t you? |
38752 | You slice the onions and put sugar on them, do n''t you? |
38752 | You think he would? |
38752 | You''ll never, never tell if I do? |
38752 | You''re the doctor''s wife, ai n''t ye? |
38752 | Your harness is broken, have you got a string? |
38752 | _ Another_ patient? 38752 _ This_ is Dr. Blank''s office?" |
38752 | _ Well_, when will he be back? |
38752 | _ Where do you live!_"_ Where do you live?_"Well maybe it does. 38752 _ Where do you live?_""We live on Oak street." |
38752 | ''Mary,''he said in a helpless sort of way,''It struck_ seven_--what_ time_ is it?'' |
38752 | ''s compliment?" |
38752 | A giggle and a loud girlish voice in his ear asking,"Is this you, Nettie?" |
38752 | A lady''s voice was asking,"Who_ is_ this?" |
38752 | A quart?" |
38752 | A solemn voice asked,"Have you made your will?" |
38752 | A spirited dialogue was taking place between a young man and a maid:"Where_ are_ you, Jack?" |
38752 | A subdued voice asked,"What are you going to do now, Doctor?" |
38752 | About two o''clock there came a tragic pounding at the door and when the doctor went to open it a voice asked,"What''s the matter down here?" |
38752 | After some time Mary was awakened by her husband''s voice asking,"What is it?" |
38752 | And did n''t I hear you commanding Jack just the other day to take the hoe right out of the house and to go out the same door he came in?" |
38752 | And give her a spoonful of mustard-- anything to produce vomiting...... She has? |
38752 | And if, after waiting, he still failed to find the doctor? |
38752 | And not give him anything at all? |
38752 | And when at last he came her lips could hardly frame the question,"How is he, John?" |
38752 | Another little laugh,"You do n''t think it would?" |
38752 | Are you doing it? |
38752 | As he passed out the doctor stopped to inquire,"How''s that sore breast? |
38752 | As his wife went back to the kitchen her daughter called,"Mother, did you take the loaf of bread in there with you?" |
38752 | As they drove off she asked,"You came pretty near catching a tartar, did n''t you?" |
38752 | Blank''s?" |
38752 | Blank''s?" |
38752 | Blank''s?" |
38752 | Blank, do n''t you think red is God''s favorite color?'' |
38752 | Blank, do you know who the Hammell''s are?'' |
38752 | Blank, will you do me a great favor?'' |
38752 | Blank?" |
38752 | Blank?" |
38752 | Blank?" |
38752 | Blank?" |
38752 | Blank?" |
38752 | Blank?" |
38752 | Blank?" |
38752 | Blank?" |
38752 | Blank?" |
38752 | Blank?" |
38752 | Blank?" |
38752 | Blank?" |
38752 | Blank?" |
38752 | Blank?" |
38752 | Blank?" |
38752 | Brownson?" |
38752 | Brownson?" |
38752 | But I am very thirsty, might I have a glass of water?" |
38752 | But are good things about me so rare that you made a note of it?" |
38752 | But it was the voice of a friend and it surprised Mary with this question:"Mrs. Blank, if you were me would you have your daughter operated upon?" |
38752 | But what could she tell her? |
38752 | But what makes you think it is red?'' |
38752 | But what would be the use? |
38752 | But you might push a little on the brandy, or the strychnine-- how much brandy have you given her since I saw her?" |
38752 | By the way, Mr. Nelson, will you just''phone the doctor at the office, please? |
38752 | Can I begin giving him a little more today? |
38752 | Can he have some ice- cream for dinner? |
38752 | Can we move Henry out into the yard? |
38752 | Can we move Jennie into the house? |
38752 | Can you come up to my house right away?" |
38752 | Can you find out who it was?" |
38752 | Can you get him awake?" |
38752 | Come where?.... |
38752 | Could n''t you have taken the tent farther out?" |
38752 | Curtis?" |
38752 | Did she hear footsteps down the walk? |
38752 | Do n''t you know I have the reputation of being the meanest man in the county?" |
38752 | Do n''t you want to see how much she''s growed?" |
38752 | Do you remember me?" |
38752 | Do you remember that drive we took a week or two ago up north?" |
38752 | Do you suppose it''s a felon?.... |
38752 | Do you think I''d choose a day like this for a pleasure trip?" |
38752 | Do you think it would help my aunt?" |
38752 | Do you think she wo n''t have any more?" |
38752 | Do you think we will need any more?.... |
38752 | Do you understand?" |
38752 | Do you want to wait that long?" |
38752 | Do you_ have_ to?" |
38752 | Doctor, will it hurt Jennie to eat some tomatoes this morning-- she craves them so? |
38752 | Doctor, you know those pink tablets you left? |
38752 | Dorlan''s?" |
38752 | Down near Dyre''s? |
38752 | Father, mother and baby all doing well?" |
38752 | Felton?" |
38752 | For an instant the doctor did not speak; then he asked,"Are you sure that this is true?" |
38752 | Going, one morning, to speak to a friend about some little matter she heard her husband say:"What is it, doctor?" |
38752 | Going, one morning, to speak to a"Doctor, will it hurt the baby to bathe it every morning?" |
38752 | Had an occasion arisen now? |
38752 | Had some wild beast escaped from a passing menagerie and was it coming in to devour the household? |
38752 | Haig?" |
38752 | He curved one hand around his ear and said again,"Hey?" |
38752 | He rang and put the receiver to his ear:"Did you put your washin''out today?" |
38752 | He takes it down and hears a voice say leisurely,"D''ye get them?" |
38752 | Her companion looked at her and said,"Hey?" |
38752 | How are they to know? |
38752 | How did you_ do_ it?" |
38752 | How do you make it?" |
38752 | How does it happen I get the house?" |
38752 | How long will that morphine last?" |
38752 | How long will you be in the office this morning, Doctor?...... |
38752 | How many people do you know who want to see the new moon over the left shoulder? |
38752 | How much?... |
38752 | How old is he?" |
38752 | How soon do you think he will be back?" |
38752 | How would you like a star- light drive?" |
38752 | How''s the doctor?" |
38752 | Huntley?" |
38752 | I am young and you are growing old, Doctor, but will you take this word from me? |
38752 | I say on which side of Wilson''s mill?.... |
38752 | I suppose I can disconnect it but--""But you do n''t see how you can? |
38752 | I''ve been giving her digitalis; what do you think about that?" |
38752 | I''ve been"Doctor, will it hurt the baby to bathe it every morning? |
38752 | I''ve been"Likes to see it''s mamma?" |
38752 | If a woman has n''t a right to a night''s sleep once in awhile what_ is_ she entitled to?" |
38752 | If red is his favorite color why should he put it where it ca n''t be seen?'' |
38752 | In a minute a voice said,"What is it?" |
38752 | In a minute he exclaimed,"Say, Mary, what was the rest of that story?" |
38752 | In what way?" |
38752 | Is it a boy or a girl added to the world today?" |
38752 | Is n''t she pretty?" |
38752 | Is she suffering much?.... |
38752 | Is that all right?" |
38752 | Is there a''phone there?" |
38752 | Is there anyone here to do it?" |
38752 | It was Fanny, and he settled back on one elbow and asked,"What you doing, Fanny?" |
38752 | It was a woman''s voice asking,"How much of that gargle must I use at a time?" |
38752 | It''s a hurry call, is it? |
38752 | Lemonade wo n''t hurt Helen, will it? |
38752 | Mary listened with interest to what was to come:"?" |
38752 | Mary, from the living room, heard her husband''s voice:"What is it?" |
38752 | Milton?" |
38752 | Mrs. Dorlan''s on Brownson street, will you remember it?" |
38752 | Now what is it?" |
38752 | Of what was he thinking? |
38752 | On which side? |
38752 | Parkin?" |
38752 | Presently he said,"Mr. Stirling, will you come here a minute?" |
38752 | Richards?" |
38752 | Right next to Wilson''s mill?.... |
38752 | See how many there are?" |
38752 | Shall she speak? |
38752 | She heard the same voice ask,"Is this you, Doctor?" |
38752 | She hurried out to the porch,"Is n''t papa here?" |
38752 | She went to the''phone, expecting to hear a querulous woman''s voice asking,"Has the doctor started yet?" |
38752 | She would take down the receiver and ask,"What is it?" |
38752 | She''s going to sleep..... Well, I guess she_ ca n''t_ see very well with her eyes shut..... Then you wo n''t come down?.... |
38752 | Shortridge?" |
38752 | Should she step out doors where the cherry tree would not be in the way? |
38752 | Should she take it for granted? |
38752 | Soon the same voice says,"Are you there yet, Doctor?" |
38752 | Tell her to put her finger down her throat and vomit some more..... No, I think it wo n''t be necessary for me to come down..... You would? |
38752 | Ten, you say? |
38752 | The doctor answered solemnly,"The baby''s fat and healthy is n''t it?" |
38752 | The doctor came out, and the little boy looking up at him asked,"Is they any more babies down in the woods?" |
38752 | The doctor turned to go then paused to ask,"How''s the baby?" |
38752 | The old, old question:"Is the doctor there?" |
38752 | The other two began,"Yes,""Well,""What is it?" |
38752 | The pleasant voice spoke again,"This is Dr. Blank, is it?" |
38752 | The voice went on,"Mrs. Blank, could n''t you just speak to the druggist about it so I could get it right away?" |
38752 | Then she asked,"Is there a''phone at Mr. William Huntley''s?" |
38752 | There came into his mind the image of Mary as she had asked so earnestly,"How are they to know? |
38752 | They did n''t? |
38752 | Torren''s?" |
38752 | Twitchell''s?" |
38752 | Very pleasantly, almost apologetically she asks,"What is it?" |
38752 | Was he going to reprimand her? |
38752 | Was n''t it? |
38752 | Well, where is the_ doctor_?" |
38752 | West? |
38752 | What does it mean?" |
38752 | What had I better do with this Polish girl''s hand?" |
38752 | What had happened at home? |
38752 | What have you been doing to prevent it?" |
38752 | What in h- ll did you cut us off for?" |
38752 | What is it?" |
38752 | What is it?" |
38752 | What is it?.... |
38752 | What kind is this?" |
38752 | What must I do with it?" |
38752 | What''s a wife for? |
38752 | What''s the matter?" |
38752 | What''s wanted?" |
38752 | What_ you_ doing?" |
38752 | When I opened the door he asked as he always does,''Any laundry?''" |
38752 | When he came home Mary asked,"Did you stop the leak?" |
38752 | When he gets off, will you please tell him?" |
38752 | When he got the number and asked,"Is this you, Fanny?" |
38752 | When the young girl entered the room her mother said,"Gertrude, you answered the''phone awhile ago, did n''t you?" |
38752 | When they were in the buggy again Mary said,"But what if the baby goes blind after all? |
38752 | Where can the boys have got to? |
38752 | Where do you live?" |
38752 | Where is it?" |
38752 | Where is she? |
38752 | Where was he to go?" |
38752 | Where were you then?" |
38752 | Where''s the doctor?" |
38752 | Where''s the doctor?" |
38752 | Where''s the doctor?" |
38752 | While the light was being brought he asked,"Did this inflammation begin when the baby was about three days old?" |
38752 | Who is to blame for the blindness in the first place? |
38752 | Who is to tell them? |
38752 | Who is to tell them?" |
38752 | Who was calling Dr. Blank a while ago?" |
38752 | Who''s sick out there?" |
38752 | Who''s sick out there?" |
38752 | Who''s?" |
38752 | Who_ did_ tell ye?" |
38752 | Whose sick out there?" |
38752 | Why did n''t you find out?" |
38752 | Why did n''t you have central''phone you at Smith''s if Hanson called and save me all that bother?" |
38752 | Why did n''t you holler before?" |
38752 | Why, Tom, you''re not_ sick_, are you-- huh?" |
38752 | Will he be back soon?" |
38752 | Will you be right out? |
38752 | Will you be right out?" |
38752 | Will you be right out?" |
38752 | Will you be there when he comes?" |
38752 | Will you come down?" |
38752 | Will you excuse me just an instant till I see what is wanted?" |
38752 | Will you tell him that?" |
38752 | Wo n''t you please see that someone goes down at once?" |
38752 | Would it be too much trouble for you to step into Hall''s and ask them to send me up a quart of ice- cream for dinner?" |
38752 | Would it turn at the corner and come up toward their house? |
38752 | Would she still be waiting? |
38752 | Would you give her any more morphine?" |
38752 | Yes, I know where that is..... Galliver-- that''s the name is it? |
38752 | You can tell better when you see it?.... |
38752 | You live not far from Thomas Calhoun''s, do you not?" |
38752 | You say he''ll be back in half an hour?" |
38752 | You say it wo n''t?.... |
38752 | _ Not_ Smith''s?.... |
38752 | exclaimed James Curtis,"have you been floundering around all this time in these woods so close to the house? |
38752 | hain''t he got there yet--?" |
38752 | is n''t she lovely, John?" |
38752 | is_ he_ there? |
38752 | she said impatiently,"I''m_ very_ sorry to have to answer you again but--""Is the doctor there?" |
38752 | what will she think?" |
38752 | you rascal,"the doctor called, as he passed,"why did n''t you go all the way with her?" |