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5838And then what do you reckon she did? 5838 Could you give me any information respecting such islands, if any, as the government is going to purchase?"
5838There-- now what do you think of that?
5838Was n''t it, though?
5838What do you call it now?
5838''GENTLEMEN: What the mischief do you suppose you want with a post- office at Baldwin''s Ranch?
5838But it being night, how is it that we could see him?"
5838Can it be fungus?
5838Come move off a trifle; you smell like a stable; what have you been at?"
5838Do you think the government will buy it?
5838How is Porto Rico for his style of man?
5838How should he suppose it was wrong to stone a Chinaman?
5838How should the sun pass in the night?"
5838I wonder what this wall is built of?
5838Is not this manifest?"
5838It is here presented:"One thousand eight hundred and forty- seven years ago, the( fires?)
5838Quick what is it?"
5838Quick-- what is your errand?
5838The( king?)
5838What can they be?
5838What did you write?
5838What had the child''s education been?
5838What''s other one?"
5838Where do they inhabit?
5838thing that ripped by here first?"
5841Now, what should she do?
5841To a Cabinet meeting? 5841 To hell with who?
5841What''s that you say?
5841All I wish to know is, is this a Cabinet meeting or is it not?"
5841First Gentleman of the Bedchamber?
5841He said:"What will you have?"
5841He yearned over it reflectively a moment, and then asked with a disparaging manner, who cut it?
5841How would it do to build to him?
5841I said,"Sir, do you suppose that I am going to work for six dollars a day?
5841I would like to know what business you had at a Cabinet meeting?"
5841Major- General in the household troops, no doubt?
5841Minister of the Interior, likely?
5841Secretary of War?
5841She said,"You''re at it again, are you, you whelp?
5841The President said:"Well, sir, who are you?"
5841Then who the mischief are you?
5841To hell with what?"
5841What did corpse say?
5841What do they care about a hereafter?
5841What they write has to be written over again by other clerks sometimes; but when a man has done his best for his country, should his country complain?
5841Why, what do you take me for?
5841and how the mischief did you get here?
5841and where in thunder did you come from?"
5841what the mischief are you?
5842And so the blessed relief did come at last?
5842Do you,said I,"do you always work up the''deductions''after this fashion in your own case, sir?"
5842About two thousand dollars, maybe?
5842Am I not right?"
5842And then I said aloud:"I-- I-- that is-- if you do n''t mind, would you-- would you say that over again?
5842And you say even this was n''t all?"
5842But what of it?
5842Could anything be more deliberately malicious than that?
5842Do not you think it is?"
5842He only said,"Et tu, Brute?"
5842I ask the gentleman from Virginia if it is soup we want instead of solid sustenance?
5842I said,"Who is that man?"
5842I said:"Now you never would guess what I made lecturing this winter and last spring?"
5842I ventured to ask him"How was trade?"
5842Is that possible?"
5842Is this a time to be fastidious concerning trifles?
5842Is this a time to dispute about matters of paltry significance?
5842Lean?--why, bless me!--and tough?
5842Say seventeen hundred, maybe?"
5842The voice of the people demands in thunder tones,"WHO WAS THAT MAN?"
5842What action will the House take upon the gentleman''s motion?''
5842What do you think of that?"
5842Why man!--and on top of all this am I to understand that you had still more income?"
5842Will he do it?
5842Will he do this?
5842Would he sit down?
5842if he would delude us with shadows?
5842if he would mock our suffering with an Oregonian specter?
5836Un jour, un individu etranger au camp l''arrete aver sa boite et lui dit:--Qu''est- ce que vous avez donc serre la dedans? 5836 A quoi estelle bonne?
5836And what has a poor foreigner like me done, to be abused and misrepresented like this?
5836Bless my life, did they never see any lightning- rods before?
5836Do you suppose I am going to speak of those cattle that way?
5836Do you suppose my subscribers are going to stand such gruel as that?
5836Does she mourn over the extinguished council- fires of her race, and the vanished glory of her ancestors?
5836Does the great Speckled Thunder sigh for the war- path, or is his heart contented with dreaming of the dusky maiden, the Pride of the Forest?
5836Does the mighty Sachem yearn to drink the blood of his enemies, or is he satisfied to make bead reticules for the pappooses of the paleface?
5836Est- ce qu''elle aurait quelque chose?
5836Has she ought against the paleface stranger?"
5836He said,"Sir, have I the honor of addressing the poltroon who edits this mangy sheet?"
5836I addressed the relic as follows:"Is the Wawhoo- Wang- Wang of the Whack- a- Whack happy?
5836I asked him if he learned to talk out of a book, and if I could borrow it anywhere?
5836I believe I have the honor of addressing the putrid liar, Colonel Blatherskite Tecumseh?"
5836I hesitated a moment, and then addressed her:"Is the heart of the forest maiden heavy?
5836I no saw not that that frog had nothing of better than each frog"?
5836I said,"Yes, yes-- go on-- what about it?"
5836Is it that she had something?
5836Is n''t it sinful to do this?
5836Is that all?
5836Is the Laughing Tadpole lonely?
5836Never saw''such a stack of them on one establishment,''did I understand you to say?
5836Nine hundred, dollars?
5836One day a feller--a stranger in the camp, he was-- come acrost him with his box, and says:"''What might it be that you''ve got in the box?''
5836One day an individual stranger at the camp him arrested with his box and him said:"What is this that you have them shut up there within?"
5836Or does her sad spirit wander afar toward the hunting- grounds whither her brave Gobbler- of- the- Lightnings is gone?
5836The maiden said:"Faix, an''is it Biddy Malone ye dare to be callin''names?
5836The next time I swept around he said:"Got a match?"
5836Those joyous beans are passed away; Those onions blithe, O where are they?
5836What is that multitude of people gathered in the street for?
5836When I came round again, I said:"Excuse the seemingly impertinent curiosity of a drowning man, but will you explain this singular conduct of yours?"
5836Where are they from?"
5836Where do bad little boys go who gobble up their good kind mother''s jam?"
5836Why is my daughter silent?
5836in effect!--At what is she good?"
19484But suppose he did spell it with a little g-- what then?
19484Can you read?
19484Cipher?
19484Do n''t want anybody fur to learn the business,''tain''t likely?
19484Do you think you would like to learn the printing business?
19484Have you ever edited an agricultural paper before?
19484Him? 19484 Now, what do you think of that-- for I really suppose you wrote it?"
19484Think of it? 19484 What is your name?"
19484What is your own religion?
19484What''s your father''s religious denomination?
19484When would you like to begin?
19484Where is your home?
19484Write?
19484_ Tell_ you, you cornstalk, you cabbage, you son of a cauliflower? 19484 And how is this extraordinary chapter of incomprehensibilities going to be alesson"to us?
19484And how the mischief could he get run over by a horse that had already passed beyond him?
19484And what are we to take"warning"by?
19484And what has my kindness done for me?
19484And, above all, what has the intoxicating"bowl"got to do with it, anyhow?
19484Do you suppose I am going to speak of those cattle that way?
19484Do you suppose my subscribers are going to stand such gruel as that?
19484Have you had any experience in agriculture practically?"
19484He only said,''_ Et tu, Brute?_''and fell lifeless on the marble pavement.
19484He put the paper on his lap, and while he polished his spectacles with his handkerchief, he said,"Are you the new editor?"
19484He said:"Sir, have I the honor of addressing the poltroon who edits this mangy sheet?"
19484I believe I have the honor of addressing the putrid liar, Colonel Blatherskite Tecumseh?"
19484In a word, what_ did_ that"distressing accident"consist in?
19484Is_ he_ the individual that met with the"distressing accident"?
19484Or did it consist in the death of that person herself three years ago( albeit it does not appear that she died by accident)?
19484Or did the"distressing accident"consist in the destruction of Schuyler''s mother- in- law''s property in early times?
19484Well, who said they did?
19484What I mean is, does he belong to any_ church_?"
19484What did that drivelling ass of a Schuyler stand_ in the wake_ of a runaway horse for, with his shouting and gesticulating, if he wanted to stop him?
19484What''s his_ religious_ denomination?"
19484Who criticise the Indian campaigns?
19484Who do up the heavy leaders on finance?
19484Who edit the agricultural papers, you-- yam?
19484Who review the books?
19484Who write the dramatic critiques for the second- rate papers?
19484Who write the temperance appeals, and clamor about the flowing bowl?
19484Why, what put it into your head that you could edit a paper of this nature?
19484Would you like to learn it?"
19484why did n''t you_ tell_ me you did n''t know anything about agriculture?"
5839Has I had any trouble? 5839 What is too bad, friend?"
5839All a man''s property going to ruin and destruction before his eyes, and ask him if anything is wrong?
5839And how is this extraordinary chapter of incomprehensibilities going to be a"lesson"to us?
5839And how the mischief could he get run over by a horse that had already passed beyond him?
5839And is it not curious to note how very often it wins acquittal for the prisoner?
5839And is it not so cheap, and so common, and often so trivial, that the reader smiles in derision when the newspaper mentions it?
5839And is not our son the future Duke?
5839And what are we to take"warning"by?
5839And what has my kindness done for me?
5839And, above all, what has the intoxicating"bowl"got to do with it, anyhow?
5839But, seriously, is it well to glorify a murderous villain on the scaffold, as Pike was glorified in New Hampshire?
5839CONRAD HAD NOT BEEN CROWNED-- dared he profane the throne?
5839Conrad, do not despise me, but pity a tortured heart?
5839Den dey look mournful, an''de Gen''l says,''How long sence you los''him?''
5839Has anything gone wrong?
5839How was I gwyne to know it?
5839I says,''if you an''t my Henry, what is you doin''wid dis welt on yo''wris''an''dat sk- yar on yo''forehead?
5839If they had let me take my natural rest where would I have been now?
5839In a word, what did that"distressing accident"consist in?
5839Is he the individual that met with the"distressing accident"?
5839Is it just to do it?
5839Is it not so common that the reader confidently expects to see it offered in every criminal case that comes before the courts?
5839Is it well to turn the penalty for a bloody crime into a reward?
5839Is not this insanity plea becoming rather common?
5839Is this my reward for the august fortune my brain has wrought for thee?
5839Is, it safe?
5839It such a moment as this a thought occurred to me, and I said:"Aunt Rachel, how is it that you''ve lived sixty years and never had any trouble?"
5839Now this winding- sheet is a kind of a sweet thing in its way, if you would like to-- No?
5839Or did it consist in the death of that person herself three years ago( albeit it does not appear that she died by accident)?
5839Or did the"distressing accident"consist in the destruction of Schuyler''s mother- in- law''s property in early times?
5839She turned her face over her shoulder toward me, and said, without even a smile her voice:"Misto C-----, is you in''arnest?"
5839She was named Hotchkiss-- Anna Matilda Hotchkiss-- you might know her?
5839Was it that I might cheat my unoffending cousin of her rights?
5839What did that driveling ass of a Schuyler stand in the wake of a runaway horse for, with his shouting and gesticulating, if he wanted to stop him?
5839What have I done-- what have I said, to lose your kind opinion of me-- for, surely I had it once?
5839What is the matter?"
5839Why do you say this?
5839have we not a son?
5840Are you insane?
5840Bless your dear heart, Mary, I know that-- why is your father so obdurate?
5840Confound it, have n''t you got any judgment at''all? 5840 Have you ever edited an agricultural paper before?"
5840Now what sort of a way is that to do? 5840 Now, what do you think of that?
5840Oh, they do n''t, do n''t they? 5840 Tell you, you corn- stalk, you cabbage, you son of a cauliflower?
5840Think of it? 5840 Tired?"
5840What do you mean, John? 5840 What is the matter with the bottom of your feet and the back of your legs, that they are gouged up so?"
5840Will you let that be my business, and not meddle? 5840 And hungry? 5840 And why will you? 5840 But is fame nothing? 5840 But what am I to do? 5840 Did n''t you say you had six months to raise the money in?
5840Do you know what that wheeze means?
5840Do you know, I have been scared to death for the last two or three hours?
5840Do you want to ruin all the furniture on the place?
5840Have you had any experience in agriculture practically?"
5840He put the paper on his lap, and while he polished his spectacles with his handkerchief he said,"Are you the new editor?"
5840How could it help a poor wretch without name, capital, or friends?"
5840How on earth can you raise such a monstrous sum for me?"
5840I said:"Why, is it nobody but you?
5840If I had six centuries what good would it do?
5840Is it not a shame that we, who prate so much about civilization and humanity, are content to degrade a fellow- being to such an office as this?
5840Is the world coming to an end?
5840Now what was the most natural thing for me to do, to make men satisfy this wish?
5840Now who is knocking at that door?
5840The Petrified Man rose slowly to his feet, and said:"Honestly, is that true?"
5840Well, who said they did?
5840Were his thoughts with his heart, ten thousand miles away, beyond the billowy wastes of the Pacific?
5840What does that Arkansas ass know about it?
5840What wages do they pay you here?"
5840Who among us does not miss the gentle ministrations, the softening influences, the humble piety of Lucretia Borgia?
5840Who criticize the Indian campaigns?
5840Who do up the heavy leaders on finance?
5840Who does not sorrow for the loss of Sappho, the sweet singer of Israel?
5840Who edit the agricultural papers, you-- yam?
5840Who has given us a grander instance of self- sacrificing devotion?
5840Who is come to persecute me?
5840Who review the books?
5840Who was braver?
5840Who was more patriotic than Joan of Arc?
5840Who write the dramatic critiques for the second- rate papers?
5840Who write the temperance appeals, and clamor about the flowing bowl?
5840Why am I not a money- making bowelless grocer, instead of a divinely gifted sculptor with nothing to eat?"
5840Why, what put it into your head that you could edit a paper of this nature?
5840Will you leave the thing in my hands?
5840Will you pledge me to find no fault with my actions?"
5840Will you swear to submit to whatever I do?
5840among the ricefields and the plumy palms of China?
5840for I really suppose you wrote it?"
5840under the shadows of remembered mountain peaks, or in groves of bloomy shrubs and strange forest trees unknown to climes like ours?
5840why did n''t you tell me you did n''t know anything about agriculture?"
5837''Towed the carkiss ashore and saved it yo''self?'' 5837 His name?
5837How?
5837Is there any hope for him?
5837Membranous croup?
5837Name of the Indian?
5837Now, Mortimer, why do you want to turn up the gas and wake up the child again?
5837Precious, where is the harm in it?
5837That is a good idea, but who will help you?
5837Then how do you know that Mackenzie is dead?
5837What do you mean, sir? 5837 When did he die?"
5837Where is this John Wilson Mackenzie?
5837Who tomahawked him?
5837Why did n''t the Second tell me? 5837 Will he visit the harem to- day?"
5837You were not present yourself, then?
5837--And so you think a baby is a thing of beauty and a joy forever?
5837A ragged street- boy, with eager eye, turned upon him instantly, and said in a hoarse whisper"''No; but did you, though?''
5837An Indian, was it?"
5837But what is the use in my pouring out my whole intellect on this subject?
5837But what was the use in sending medicines, when he knows that the disease is incurable?"
5837D''you know what I''d''a''done?
5837Did you ever pitch quoits?
5837Do n''t you know that every moment is precious now?
5837Does he suppose those diffident Fishers we: satisfied?
5837Does the reader suppose that that was the end of it?
5837Have I no redress?"
5837Have you got the tomahawk?"
5837Have you got this Indian?"
5837Having accomplished this, what does Mr. Floyd do next?
5837He said,"Well, sir, what can I do for you?"
5837He said,"Well, sir?"
5837I ask you as a man and brother, if that was any way for him to do?
5837I was aroused once more:"Dearie, would you mind moving the crib to your side of the bed?
5837Is my happiness to be thus blasted for life?
5837Mrs. McWilliams roused me:"Darling, is that register turned on?"
5837Now do tell me what the difference is between geometry and conchology?"
5837Now you know these things yourself, do n''t you?
5837Now, was that any way for that old man''s nephew to impose on a stranger and orphan like me?
5837Of course that bouquet was well meant; but how would you like to have been the target?
5837Of course you can save money by denying yourself all the little vicious enjoyments for fifty years; but then what can you do with it?
5837Oh, my benefactor, can you make him laugh?
5837Presently, however, Mrs. McWilliams said suppose the baby should catch it from Penelope?
5837She said:"What can make Baby sleep so?"
5837The president of the society came up and bathed my head with cold water, and said:"What made you carry on so toward the last?"
5837Then I said to one of the clerks who was reading:"Illustrious Vagrant, where is the Grand Turk?"
5837They ruthlessly call an editor from his work with such a remark as:"Did you see this, Smith, in the Gazette?"
5837Very well, then what is the use of your stringing out your miserable lives to a lean and withered old age?
5837Were the heirs of George Fisher killed?
5837What did Floyd do?
5837What did they give you?''
5837What is the use of your saving money that is so utterly worthless to you?
5837What shall we do?"
5837What use can you put it to?
5837What would you advise me to do?"
5837Where is the goose grease?"
5837Who saw the tomahawking done?"
5837Would you mind lighting the fire?
5837You did n''t suppose it was the superintendent of a Sunday- school, did you?"
5837You may remember that I lectured in Newark lately for the young gentlemen of the-----Society?
5837Young man, why did n''t the First Comptroller of the Corn- Beef Division tell me this?"
5837can you bring soothing tears to those parched orbs?"
5837have you got here with your incendiary beef contract, at last?
5837whom do you mean?
5837why did n''t all those divisions and departments tell me?"
5837why did n''t the, Third?
1213And does it all come to us, do you think-- instead of the ten thousand?
1213And sleep?
1213And who is to be the guardian of this noble fame-- the community as a whole? 1213 Are you going to stay in the bank?"
1213Edward, why do you object to cheques?
1213He is the man that brought the sack here?
1213He? 1213 How?"
1213If it is n''t too late to--The men were starting up- stairs; at this moment they were overtaken by a boy, and Cox asked,"Is that you, Johnny?"
1213Is that good, Edward? 1213 Mary, do you think I would lie?"
1213Mr. Chairman, how many of those envelopes have you got?
1213Now, then, who''s to get the sack?
1213Resign?
1213Well?
1213Why?
1213You_ ca n''t_? 1213 _ Gone_?"
1213After much reflection-- suppose it_ was_ a lie?
1213And what kind of apology are you going to make to me and to this insulted house for the imposture which you have attempted to play here?"
1213And you?"
1213Are n''t we always_ acting_ lies?
1213At last there was a measurable degree of quiet, and the hatter said:"But what is there to proceed with, sir, but to deliver the money?"
1213At their homes their wives sprang up with an eager"Well?"
1213But-- it seems to me, now-- Edward?"
1213By witness of the nurses, Richards had exhibited cheques-- for$ 8,500?
1213Can I see your husband a moment, madam?"
1213Cox whispered:"Nobody knows about this but us?"
1213Do they require particulars, or do you reckon a kind of a_ general_ answer will do?''
1213Do you-- does each of you-- accept this great trust?
1213Edward, does n''t it seem odd that the stranger should appoint Burgess to deliver the money?"
1213Edward, what do you tell me that for?"
1213Everybody believes there was only one good generous soul in this village, and now it turns out that you-- Edward, why do n''t you tell me?"
1213Finally Mary sighed and said:"Do you think we are to blame, Edward--_much_ to blame?"
1213He said:"Mr. Chairman, if I may be permitted to make a suggestion, can both of these gentlemen be right?
1213His life?
1213How did it happen that_ Richards''s_ name remained in Stephenson''s mind as indicating the right man, and not some other man''s name?
1213How do you know?"
1213I ask these gentlemen-- Was there_ collusion_?--_agreement_?"
1213I put it to you, sir, can both have happened to say the very same words to the stranger?
1213If the gambler ever comes to inquire, we''ll merely look coldly upon him and say:''What is this nonsense you are talking?
1213Is it something fresh?
1213Is theft better than lying?
1213It dazed him for a moment; then he said:"It weighs a hundred and sixty pounds?
1213It-- it-- you see, it is an honour-- reward, a testimonial to purity of character, and-- and-- can we allow it?
1213Now, then-- now, then-- what_ kind_ of a service would it be that would make a man so inordinately grateful?
1213Oh, it was odious to put a man in such a situation-- ah, why could n''t Stephenson have left out that doubt?
1213Shall I go even further, and say in inextricable peril?
1213That is-- that is--""Why so much that-_is_-ing?
1213The first question was, Who could the citizen have been who gave the stranger the twenty dollars?
1213The next point came to the front:_ had_ he rendered that service?
1213The pallet was made, and Mary said:"The open sesame-- what could it have been?
1213The patient said:"Let the pillow alone; what do you want?"
1213The wife looked him over, and said, very slowly:"Made-- you-- promise?
1213Then after a little came another idea: had he saved Goodson''s property?
1213Then why not tell them?
1213There, now-- is that true, or not?"
1213Twenty or thirty voices cried out"What is it?
1213Very well, what shall we do-- make the inquiry private?
1213Was it such a great matter?
1213What can the mystery of that be, Mary?"
1213What could be the explanation of this gigantic piece of luck?
1213What could his conduct mean?
1213What did he want to intrude that for?
1213What have you been getting?
1213What horrible thing are you mulling in your mind?
1213What is it for?"
1213What is it?"
1213What is that-- a note?"
1213What then?
1213What''s his name?"
1213What''s in the sack?"
1213When things had got about to the worst Richards was delivered of a sudden gasp and his wife asked:"Oh, what is it?--what is it?"
1213While he was hurrying off on his honest errand, what was she doing?
1213Why?"
1213Wilson?"
1213Would_ you_ select him?"
1213_ Why_ ca n''t you?"
1213how''s this?"]
1213shouted Billson,"what have you got to say for yourself now?
1213what can this mean?"]
31884And do you owe him about the same that you do me?
31884And what would you advise me to do with it, sir?
31884And who in creation was Cleopatra?
31884But are you not enjoying yourself here, honey?
31884But do n''t you think the people here are very cordial, dawling?
31884Did you meet any other pleasant people last season?
31884Do you know,he asks,"anything of the best methods for feeding young orphan chickens?
31884Do you think so, Grover? 31884 Have you the currency with you to make the trade all cash?"
31884Oh, heavens,I cried, with a sudden pang of horror,"am I to be thus devoured by the fire fiend?
31884So you decided to select and furnish endosmose of oxygen to sufferers?
31884So you do n''t live in town?
31884Well, but how shall I get inside?
31884Well, what became of Miss McCracken?
31884Well, when did this desire to endosmose your fellow- man first break out on you?
31884Well,said I,"will you attend to that?"
31884What for?
31884Where do you live, anyway?
31884Why did n''t you get a policeman to escort you across?
31884Why,I exclaimed,"why do you wish to let in the glad sunlight of the gospel upon the heathen?"
31884''But are you not robbing yourself?''
31884''Why, Decker,''says Sage,''do n''t you know me?''
31884''Why,''she says,''do n''t you like merriment?''
31884All of them?"
31884And how can a court of law or an intelligent jury judge such a matter?
31884And is it not time, fellow citizens, that we pause to consider what is to be the future of the American?
31884And is there no one to help?
31884And what will be the result in the home- life of the oyster?
31884And what will ye build it of?"
31884But are we improving the oyster now?
31884But what was he to do with Esau?
31884Dear, patient reader, did you every try to ride a refractory hair- cloth lounge all night, bare back?
31884Did you ever get aboard a short, old- fashioned, black, hair- cloth lounge, with a disposition to buck?
31884Did you learn anything of Louis XV whilst in France?
31884Do you not think that a prize- fight could be thus provided for?
31884Do you own the house?"
31884Earnest Pendergast writes from Puyallup as follows:"Why do you not try to improve your appearance more?
31884He is writing a small ready- reference book on his side of the great problem,"Is Marriage a Failure?"
31884He looked up sadly at me with his one eye as who should say,"Have you got any more of that there red paint left?"
31884How is the name of the town pronounced?
31884I perspired very much, indeed, and so the bath was, in a measure, a success, but oh, what doth it profit a man to gain a bath if he lose his own soul?
31884Is there any way to prevent hens from stealing their nests and sitting on inanimate objects?
31884Is this a healthy fat which we are putting on him, or is it bloat?
31884Jumbles like"jevver"for"did you ever?"
31884Mertie Kersykes, Whatcom, Washington, writes as follows:"Dear Mr. Nye, does pugilists ever reform?
31884Pompadour?
31884The first question to ask ourselves is this: Was General Grant in the habit of calling in a thinker whenever he wanted anything done in that line?
31884What are your literary habits?"
31884What do we care that calumny crawls out of its hole, calumniates him a couple of times and then goes back?
31884What do we care that homely men grudge our candidate his symmetry of form and graceful upholstered carriage?
31884What do you think of Browning?
31884What encouragement is there for a man to come here and trade?
31884What is the result?
31884What orthoepy could replace lines like these?
31884When I looked around me I decided to murmur"Where am I at?"
31884Where do you buy your meat?"
31884Where will this all lead at last, I ask as a careful scientist?
31884Who is able, unless it be an intelligent jury, to arrive at the truth?
31884Who of us is now safe?
31884Who stated that my chance was best, And came and wept upon my breast, Only to knock me galley West?
31884Who then turned in and took my pelt?
31884Who told me of the joy he felt, While he upon my merits dwelt?
31884Who was the Dauphin?
31884Who was the first to make the claim That I would surely win the game, But now that Dennis is my name?
31884Who would believe that up in the dark corner of the gable end it harbors a large iron- gray hornets''nest with brocaded hornets in it?
31884Why do n''t you grow a mustache?"
31884Will you accept my humble challenge, so that I can go into training at once?
31884Will you assist me?
31884Will you do it?
31884Will you not accept the hospitality of my home?
31884Will you not aid me, a poor struggler in the great race for supremacy, to obtain that notice which the newspapers now so reluctantly yield?
31884Will you not, I ask, aid a struggler and panter for fame, who desires the eye of the public, even if his own be italicised at the same time?
31884[ Illustration:_ He looked up sadly at me with his one eye as who should say,"Have you got any more of that there red paint left?
13709''An''why not?"
13709''Be you hurt, Major?"
13709''Be you- all conversant with that gun you packs?"
13709''Be you- all goin''to do the sundry deeds you sets forth in the programmes?"
13709''Dan,"says the ring master when we''re in the dressin''room,"when the leapin''begins, you- all go on with the others an''do a somersault or two?"
13709''How long do I gaze for four bits?"
13709''Take a look at the moon?"
13709''Then thar ai n''t goin''to be no dooel between us?"
13709''Then the Yanks will corral me?"
13709''Vamoosed, where at?"
13709''What''s the ante?"
13709''What''s this talk about Satan?"
13709''Whatever be they doin''?"
13709''Whatever''s wrong with him, Doc?"
13709''Where did you say them Yankees comes from, Major?"
13709''Where''s these clients?"
13709''After all,''says Texas bitterly to himse''f,''others has suffered; wherefore, then, should this jaybird gent escape?'' 13709 ''An''I reckons now,''says Dan Boggs,''you severs your relations with the war?''
13709''An''do I onderstand, sir,''says Coyote some agitated,''that you''ll come with off''cers to put me outen my dug- out?'' 13709 ''An''then,''asks Enright,''whatever does this locoed parent do?''
13709''An''whatever be they doin''?'' 13709 ''An''wherein does this Bloo Grass party resemble me?''
13709''An''wherever doorin''this emute is Dave?'' 13709 ''Be I scared of ghosts?''
13709''Be you- all scared of ghosts, Dan?'' 13709 ''Be you- all the partner Mister Hall mentions?''
13709''Bury him? 13709 ''But how about this cat hunt?"
13709''But is thar folks thar?'' 13709 ''But whatever''s the call for you to elope at all?''
13709''But whatever''s your objection,''argues Enright,''to this young an''trusty sport who''s so eager to we d Abby?'' 13709 ''Could n''t you- all have gone with Crook ag''in?''
13709''Did you kill him, Dan?'' 13709 ''Do I think thar''s folks on the moon?''
13709''Do n''t they have no roast dog at that warjig?'' 13709 ''Do n''t you- all reckon,''says Enright to the pinfeather party,''that pendin''hostilities, Abby had better go over to Missis Rucker''s?
13709''Do they lock you up?'' 13709 ''Does Sunbright so love me,''says Black Cloud, turnin''aheap ugly,''that she comes to meet me?
13709''How about it,''whispers Peets;''shall I do the shootin''?'' 13709 ''Is your wife dead?"
13709''Joke? 13709 ''Oh, Dave?''
13709''See thar?'' 13709 ''Shore,''says Peets, in a case- hardened, pitiless tone,''an''why not?
13709''Suppose I does retire that Greaser''s hand from cirk''lation?'' 13709 ''Tell you- all folks what''s the matter with Dave?''
13709''What limit do you give me?'' 13709 ''Whatever be you hummin''toones for, Dave?''
13709''Whatever did you do or say, Doc?'' 13709 ''Whatever do you think yourse''f, Colonel?''
13709''Whatever for a play would it be,''says Cherokee,''to go an''ask Dave himse''f right now?'' 13709 ''Whatever is his name, then?''
13709''Whatever is it then?'' 13709 ''Whatever is my speshulty, Cherokee?''
13709''Whatever''s the meanin''of this yere concourse?'' 13709 ''Wherever be you p''intin''for?''
13709''Whichever is it then?'' 13709 ''Who be they?
13709''Why not?'' 13709 ''Whyever if she''s locoed, then,''argues Dan,''do n''t they up an''hive her in one of their madhouse camps?
13709''You''ll have a list of marvels,''I says,''to avalanche upon the people when you cuts the trail of your ancestral tribe ag''in?'' 13709 About the foogitive Cheyennes?
13709And so there were no lawyers in Wolfville?
13709And the Caldwell beauty?
13709But about ghosts?
13709But you- all got a battery final, Major?'' 13709 Ca n''t nothin''be done for Dave?"
13709Do you- all believe in the bad luck of opals?
13709Does the Stranglers do anything to this Holliday? 13709 Ghosts?"
13709Goin''to the dance?
13709However does Coyote get wrastled by that badger? 13709 However does this yere virgin look?
13709It''s a great ride, says you? 13709 It''s to be a evenin''of friendly peace?"
13709Lawyers in Wolfville?
13709Let him whoop it up; he''s paying for it, ai n''t he?
13709Recall him? 13709 Son, consider what a example to travellers is set by that ontootered savage?
13709Spectres? 13709 Tell you what chances along the trail?
13709Tharupon Bloojacket wheels on the half- breed who runs the deadfall an''who''s standin''still an''scared, an''says:''How much does he owe?''
13709Timid? 13709 What becomes of the Lance?
13709What''s the trouble with the red- eyed pony? 13709 Whatever do we do for amoosements?
13709Whatever do you call that?
13709Whatever is a''outfit''you asks? 13709 Why do n''t Coyote p''isen hunks of meat you asks?
13709Why ever do n''t you go?
13709''Ai n''t this goin''of yours some sudden?''
13709''An''now may I enquire how strong be you?
13709''Do you think thar''s folks on the moon?''
13709''How strong be you- all, may I ask?''
13709''What''s the difference?
13709Am I to be debarred of my rights by some coyote- slaughterin''invader an''onmurmurin''ly accede tharto?
13709An''yet when that party cashes in, whatever does the lady do?
13709Be I to blame because your toilet ai n''t complete?
13709But of what avail would be such recount?
13709But what can we do?
13709But wherefore extend ourselves regretfully?
13709Ca n''t you- all make''em stop?''
13709Can a dog onderstand a wolf?
13709Cherokee Hall?
13709Do n''t you know it only makes''em madder?"
13709Do n''t you say so, Doc?''
13709Do n''t you- all tell me we''re partners?''
13709Do you- all blame me?
13709Does Bowlaigs know it?
13709Does she wear her new blanket an''paint her face bright for Black Cloud?
13709Does that onderstandin''go?''
13709Does you- all recall the fate, Shoestring, of the last misguided shorthorn who gives way to sech a query?
13709Draw?
13709Enright asks ag''in:''What do you- all think?''
13709For why?
13709Gents, as I fills my glass, I asks you- all however now do you reckon that wizard beats a retreat?''
13709He''pless?
13709How be you goin''to he''p it, onless you piles up shore- enough disgrace by desertin''them lancers of yours?"
13709However is anybody goin''to be a slave where thar''s as near nothin''to do in the way of work as is possible an''let a hooman live?
13709I asks you, as onbiased sports, would you set ca''mly down while a party named"Toad"puts himse''f in nom''nation to be your son- in- law?''
13709I leaves it to you- all; be I right?''
13709I''m drinkin''at the time, an''I do n''t reckon now you attaches importance to what a gent says when he''s in licker?"
13709If driven by stress of conversation to something akin to it the cowboy will say:"What may I call you, sir?"
13709Is Jeffords dangerous?
13709Is it for me she has combed her h''ar an''put on a new feather an''beads?
13709It''s no use; I knows I''ll loathe myse''f for crawlin''the hump of a gent who''s totterin''on the brink of the grave; but whatever else can I do?
13709It''s so with mules an''broncos; wherefore, then, may not these differences exist among Injuns?
13709Now whatever do you- all reckon this old tabby does?
13709Now who be you?
13709Or does she dress herse''f like the sun for that Creek coyote, the Lance?''"
13709Texas Thompson fixes his eyes tharon, meditative an''pensive, an''then he wonders:"''Do you- all reckon, now, that folks is livin''up thar?''
13709Then one of the bucks, lookin''about like he''s amazed, says:''Wherever is the Jack Rabbit?''
13709Then wheelin''on Waco Anderson who strolls over, Easy Aaron demands plenty f''rocious:"Whoever does this dastard deed?"
13709What do I do?
13709What do you- all reckon now that miscreant does?
13709What''s a ha''r copper?
13709What''s the result?
13709Whatever do you mean by shootin''at them Yankees?
13709Whatever now do you think of this?
13709When did he say he''d be back from Tucson?''
13709Where you hail from?
13709Whoever do you- all reckon now he wants?
13709Whoever is that gent, Peets, who says,"love is blind"?
13709Why do n''t I corral an''hold''em when they''re in my clutch?
13709You hears that squaws is slaves?
13709You knows how eloquent I am about Shoestring?
13709You recall whom I mean?"
13709You saveys a Gander Pullin''?
13709You- all recalls when they pays twenty- five dollars for skelps in Tucson?
13709ai n''t it my dooty-- me who saveys what he''s ag''inst-- to go warn this victim ag''in matrimony in all its horrors?''
13709also, what''s your little game?''
13709asks Faro Nell, who''s as immersed as the rest in these settin''s forth;''what do you- all reckon now is my speshulty?''
13709what do you- all reckon would have been results if we had n''t cut in on the_ baile_ at the time we does?''
13709where going?
13709why?
33432''Who comes here to disturb the royal peace?'' 33432 ''Who is I?''
33432A broken neck?
33432A thousand what, Uncle Munch?
33432About how tall?
33432All those? 33432 And I suppose, then,"said Diavolo,"if you belong to us you''ve got to do pretty much what we tell you to?"
33432And I won a hole, did n''t I?
33432And did n''t the Emperor treat you well, Uncle Munch?
33432And did n''t you ever see him again, Baron?
33432And did the robbers ever get down?
33432And may I ask your name?
33432And still you got him on deck?
33432And were n''t you ever punished?
33432And what did you do with the moose''s antlers?
33432Are you interested in giraffes?
33432Bub,said she, in a whisper,"do you think that was a true story?"
33432But were n''t you sea- sick?
33432But what became of the ivory?
33432But what became of the plough, Uncle Munch?
33432But what do they feed upon?
33432But, you know, do n''t you?
33432Could he talk?
33432Could n''t the fireman stop the engine?
33432Did n''t he see through it when he saw you put the army in your pocket?
33432Did n''t you and she make your last hole on a single stroke?
33432Did you see him do it, Uncle Munch?
33432Do I wish I had? 33432 Do n''t you wish_ you_ had two youngsters like us, Uncle Munch?"
33432Do they hunt men in India??
33432Do they hunt men in India??
33432Do they really relish them?
33432Do you suppose that''s true, Diavolo?
33432Does all heroes get killed?
33432Function-- duty-- what does the duty of a bear- shooer consist in?
33432Hello there, who wants 91162 Nepperhan?
33432How about the royalties on this book?
33432How did you lose Jang, Baron?
33432How the deuce do you make that out? 33432 How was that?"
33432I do n''t think we ever heard of that, did we?
33432I know it was mean, but what could I do?
33432I mean for horse- back riding, which would you rather have?
33432I should n''t think he''d live long if he does n''t eat?
33432I wonder where he can be?
33432In Hades?
33432Is he a blacksmith who shoes bears instead of horses?
33432Is that you?
33432Kept me? 33432 No post- office?
33432Oh, did n''t you?
33432Pebbles?
33432Pretty good catch for an afternoon, eh?
33432Pretty hot for literary work, is n''t it?
33432Saved your life, eh?
33432Seven?
33432Stenographer ready?
33432That is rather curious, is n''t it?
33432That you, Baron?
33432That''s what I thought; and when you ca n''t work ruin stares you in the face, eh? 33432 Then how the deuce am I to get hold of your stuff?"
33432Theology?
33432Those are real candy names, are n''t they?
33432True? 33432 True?"
33432Two? 33432 Uncle Munch,"said the Twins one day, as they climbed up into the visitor''s lap and disarranged his necktie,"was you ever up in a balloon?"
33432Was you in it for long?
33432Well, how about the missionaries?
33432Well,returned the Baron, thoughtfully, as if calculating,"did you ever see the Eiffel Tower?"
33432Well,said Mr. Munchausen,"you''re here again, are you?"
33432Well?
33432Were you killed by a shark?
33432Were you up in the air for three whole months?
33432What became of the June- bug?
33432What country would it have been, Mr. Munchausen,asked Sapphira innocently,"Germany or Siam?"
33432What did Bonaparte say?
33432What did they live on?
33432What did you do for hazards?
33432What did you do?
33432What do you say to that, Sapphira?
33432What does your venerable Dad say about it?
33432What good are they?
33432What is a Gillyhooly bird, anyhow?
33432What kept you, Uncle Munch?
33432What kept you?
33432What kind of a snake did you say he was?
33432What useful what?
33432What was it, Uncle Munch?
33432What was the nature of the letters?
33432What was the other boa doing while you were saving Wriggletto?
33432What what?
33432What''s cannon- ballism?
33432What''s snakes good for except to kill? 33432 What''s the nature of your story?"
33432What''s what, Uncle Munch?
33432What, do they lay Roc''s eggs?
33432What? 33432 What?"
33432What?
33432Where is Wriggletto now?
33432Where the dickens did they come from?
33432Where?
33432Which would you rather do, Angelica,Mr. Munchausen resumed,"go to sea in a balloon or attend a dumb- crambo party in a chicken- coop?"
33432Who was Jang?
33432Who was Wriggletto?
33432Who was he?
33432Why ca n''t we have both stories?
33432Why did n''t you come down?
33432Would you like to lie down and take a rest?
33432You do n''t mean to say that I have never told you about Wriggletto, my pet boa- constrictor, do you?
33432You gave up a hole, did n''t you?
33432You told pretty near the truth, too, Uncle Munch, because you are hot stuff yourself, ai n''t you?
33432''A regular lu- lu, eh?''
33432''But how?''
33432''Ca n''t you get closer to him?''
33432''Captain,''said I,''ca n''t you tie an anchor onto a hawser, and bait the flukes with a boa constrictor and make sure of him?''
33432''Have you got a sample of yourself along for me to taste?''
33432''How can we do it?''
33432''Shall we take it over?''
33432''What do you think it is?''
33432''What for?''
33432''What kind?''
33432''What shall we do?''
33432''Who am I?
33432''Who am I?''
33432Beelzy bowed in response to the compliment and observed to the Baron:"You ai n''t here yourself this season, be ye?"
33432Can you not see that it is raining cats and dogs without?"
33432Does the number include being struck by lightning?"
33432Have you got any plumbing in the camp?
33432How did the engine come to run away?"
33432How has this wrong upon the worthy realist of the eighteenth century been perpetrated?
33432How''s that for an offer?"
33432I cried,"Who in thunder do you suppose wants to play golf on a day like this?"
33432I do n''t know whether I ever told you about my first experience with the cannibals-- did I?"
33432I never told you of the bovine lie I got once while playing a match with Bonaparte, did I?"
33432I''m glad they were disappointed, are n''t you?"
33432If you were fast asleep while all this was happening how did you know that Jang did those things?"
33432Is it a Henry James dandy, or does it bear the mark of Caine?
33432Is it an intentional or an unwitting wrong?
33432Is it realism or fiction?"
33432May I inquire what useful function in the ménage of a hotel a bear- shooer performs?"
33432Munchausen?"
33432Munchausen?"
33432Munchausen?"
33432Rather neat idea, eh?
33432Really?"
33432So I answered,''Who is I, O Mtulu, Bravest of the Taafe Chiefs?
33432Suppose the giraffe should be awakened by the roaring of the lion before I got there and should rush off himself to escape the fate that awaited me?
33432The Baron?"
33432The Twins were silent for a few moments and then they asked:"Well, Uncle Munch, what kind of fire- works are safe anyhow?"
33432The question arises,_ why_ is this?
33432Then one of them asked:"But what did you live on all that time, Uncle Munch?"
33432They like to play stunts-- I think it is called stunts, is n''t it, when one boy does something, and all his companions try to do the same thing?"
33432Torpeters are n''t any harm, are they, Uncle Munch?"
33432V THE STORY OF JANG"Did you ever own a dog, Baron Munchausen?"
33432We went to see whence it came, and what do you suppose we saw?
33432What can I do for you?"
33432What do you say?"
33432What is its precise charm in your eyes,--the health- giving qualities of the game or its capacity for bad lies?"
33432What''s your number?
33432Where in Hades are you?"
33432Why do you know what happened to me when I was a boy?"
33432Why, am I late?"
33432Would you believe it, I found that my last bullet was the one with which I had saved the balloon from the Prussian shot?"
33432You''ve given up theology I presume?"
33432_ Chapter III._]"But the chickens?"
33432_ Chapter XIII._] There was a pause for a few moments, when Diavolo said,"Uncle Munch, is that a true story you''ve been giving us?"
33432asked the Twins,"was n''t the elevator running?"
14684''Did ye see th''pris''ner afther his arrest?'' 14684 ''Has he been sane iver since?''
14684''Ill- mated couples?'' 14684 ''What d''ye propose to do to stand this here testymony off?''
14684A sinitor:''What''s it used f''r?'' 14684 A what?"
14684An''how was it all this time in dear old Mud Center? 14684 An''why shud we be taxed?
14684Ar- re ye crazy fr''m th''heat?
14684But what do I know about it, annyhow? 14684 But, annyhow, what diff''rence does it make whether th''navy goes to th''Passyfic or not?
14684Cud a lady do that, I ask ye? 14684 D''ye suppose Dorgan, th''millyonaire, wud consint to it?
14684D''ye think he''ll iver sarve out his fine?
14684D''ye think th''soul can be weighed?
14684Did he pay th''fine? 14684 Do I blame th''ladies?
14684Do n''t ye iver take dhrugs?
14684Do n''t ye think Rosenfelt has shaken public confidence?
14684I wondher what we''d do if all thim infeeryor races shud come at us together?
14684Since th''picnic?
14684Thin what happens? 14684 Was th''sojer under th''influence?"
14684Well, what''s to be done about it? 14684 Well,"said Mr. Hennessy,"what diff''rence does it make?
14684What ailed him?
14684What ar- re these Turkish athrocities I''ve been r- readin''about?
14684What ar- re ye talkin''about?
14684What books does he riccomind? 14684 What did they do?"
14684What did they give him?
14684What do ye raaly think?
14684What does it all mean?
14684What else? 14684 What kind iv a game is goluf?"
14684What other nicissities, says ye? 14684 What''s it about?"
14684What''s it all about?
14684What''s that?
14684Which wud ye rather be, famous or rich?
14684Why do they call it rile an''ancient?
14684Will ye go?
14684Will ye have th''avenin''paper or a little iv th''old stuff off th''shelf?
14684Will ye iver cross th''ocean again?
14684Wud ye iver have thought''twas possible that anny wan in this counthry cud even talk iv war with thim delightful, cunning little Oryentals? 14684 ''Ai n''t we intilligent enough?'' 14684 ''An''th''beautifully jooled ladies?'' 14684 ''An''was n''t th''food fine?'' 14684 ''An''who''s that shakin''dice at th''bar?'' 14684 ''Ar- re ye guilty or not guilty?'' 14684 ''As guest or landlord?'' 14684 ''But,''says I,''why shud anny wan so young an''beautiful as ye want to do annything so foolish as to vote?'' 14684 ''Did ye not glide noiselessly through th''wather?'' 14684 ''Dock,''says he,''is it annything fatal? 14684 ''Doctor, what expeeryence have ye had among th''head cures?'' 14684 ''Does that hurt?'' 14684 ''Forward or backward?'' 14684 ''Have ye had a good manny desprit cases to- day?'' 14684 ''Have ye th''watch with ye?'' 14684 ''How am I goin''to get off there?'' 14684 ''How ar- re ye goin''to defind this crook?'' 14684 ''How do ye usually get off a movin''thrain?'' 14684 ''I''m wan iv th''best- timpered men in th''wurruld, am I not? 14684 ''Ill- mated couples? 14684 ''Is it war to hook me father''s best hat that he left behind whin he bashfully hurrid away to escape th''attintions iv Europeen sojery?'' 14684 ''Is it war to shoot my aunt?'' 14684 ''Is robbery war?'' 14684 ''Ladies,''says he,''what can I do f''r ye?'' 14684 ''My Gawd, has my clint no rights in this coort?'' 14684 ''No, what?'' 14684 ''Not th''notoryous shepherd iv that name?'' 14684 ''Now, how does th''sentence r- read?'' 14684 ''Sane?'' 14684 ''Was he in anny way bug befure th''crime?'' 14684 ''Was that war or was n''t it?'' 14684 ''Was there iver a frindship that was annything more thin a kind iv suspension bridge between quarrels?'' 14684 ''Were they all so bad, thim men that I''ve been brought up to think so gloryous?'' 14684 ''What d''ye suppose he''s like, Osman?'' 14684 ''What d''ye want, mum?'' 14684 ''What did that indicate to ye?'' 14684 ''What is it ye want, oh head iv lignum vity?'' 14684 ''What is th''number iv this here cannon- ball express?'' 14684 ''What was he doin''?'' 14684 ''What''s this man charged with?'' 14684 ''What, that little runt? 14684 ''Where''s th''pris''ner?'' 14684 ''Where?'' 14684 ''Whin was that?'' 14684 ''Who''s that man with th''plug hat just comin''out iv th''gamblin''joint?'' 14684 ''Who''s there?'' 14684 ''Why,''says she,''do ye drink this dhreadful poison?'' 14684 ''Wud it be agreeable to me Dimmycratic collague to put both feather beds an''his what''s- ye- call- it in th''same item?'' 14684 ''Ye have n''t sthruck?'' 14684 Ai n''t she goin''to have a grab at annything? 14684 Am I much sunburnt?
14684An''afther all, is n''t it a good thing?
14684An''who did it?
14684Ar- re there anny other kinds?
14684Ar- re there anny two people in th''wurruld that ar- re perfectly mated?''
14684Ar- re ye goin''to stand that?''
14684Ar- re ye ready?
14684Besides are n''t we th''hope iv th''future iv th''instichoochion iv mathrimony?
14684Blankets?
14684But I say to thim:''Ladies, is not this a petty revenge on ye''er best frinds?
14684But d''ye think ye give me enough?
14684But does he have to import it fr''m abroad, I ask ye?
14684But if there is such a lot iv this monsthrous iniquity passin''around, do n''t Virginya get none?
14684But what care I?
14684D''ye find th''larned counsel that''s just been beat climbin''up on th''bench an''throwin''his arms around th''judge?
14684D''ye know Sinitor Aldhrich?
14684D''ye suppose a sultan or a king that knew his thrade wud iver let anny wan take a snap- shot iv him?
14684DRUGS"What ails ye?"
14684Did Congress pay anny attintion to us?
14684Did n''t ye know they were?
14684Did ye iver hear iv Alexander th''Gr- reat or Napoleon Bonyparte havin''a snap- shot took iv him?
14684Did ye miss me?
14684Do they look as though they were sufferin''?
14684EXPERT TESTIMONY"What''s an expert witness?"
14684Flannel shirts?
14684Has annything happened since I wint away on me vacation?
14684Has this man iver been outside iv an aviary?
14684Have a cigar?"
14684He wo n''t, but will they?
14684How about th''mother iv prisidents?
14684How can honest citizens an''good women be brought up on such infamyous docthrine?
14684How d''ye expict to get on in th''wurruld th''way ye are goin''?
14684How do we know he is n''t broke like th''rest iv us?''
14684How many ladies ar- re there in ye''er Woman''s Rights Club?''
14684How will we get at him?''
14684How will ye''er honor have th''accursed swine''s flesh cooked f''r breakfast in th''mornin''when I''m through fannin''ye?''
14684I wondher will they put him away if he do n''t pay ivinchooly?
14684I wudden''t f''r all th''wurruld have th''wurrud go through th''ward:''Did ye hear about Dooley''s soul?''
14684If ye think th''highest jooty iv citizenship is to raise a fam''ly why do n''t ye give a vote to th''shad?
14684Is he recallin''th''happy days at Barnum''s befure brutal man sunk an ice pick into him an''dhrove him to th''park?
14684Is n''t there enough American spunk?
14684Is our spunk industhree dead?
14684Is she alive, is she dead, does she iver dhream iv him as she ates her hay an''rubs her back agin th''bars iv her gilded cage?
14684Is there no pathrite to demand that we be proticted against th''pauper spunk iv Europe?
14684Is there some wan still there that he thinks iv?
14684No, nor ye''er cousin, nor ye''er aunt?
14684No, nor ye''er sister Katie?
14684PANICS"Have ye taken ye''er money out iv th''bank?
14684Sane, says ye?
14684Sugar?
14684THE JAPANESE SCARE"Did ye go to see th''Japs whin they were here?"
14684Th''coort:''How much money have ye got?''
14684Think of that, will ye?
14684Threaty rights, says ye?
14684WORK"Ye have n''t sthruck yet, have ye?"
14684What ar- re ye talkin''about?
14684What books does he advise, says ye?
14684What d''ye think ends th''free list?
14684What diff''rence does it make?
14684What do I know about annything?
14684What does he say?
14684What else?
14684What good wud a mustard plasther be again this fatal epidemic that is ragin''inside iv ye?
14684What have they done to injye this impeeryal suffrage that we fought an''bled f''r?
14684What is he like?
14684What is war annyhow?''
14684What opporchunity has he had, tell me?
14684What was it, says ye?
14684What was there f''r this joynt intelleck an''this household tyrant to talk about?
14684What''ll ye take?"
14684What''s th''difference between that kind iv tistymony an''perjury?"
14684What''s that?
14684What, f''r example, says ye?
14684Where was I?
14684Who do I blame for this wan?
14684Who is it that improves men an''makes thim more ladylike, an''thin quits thim, but th''ladies?
14684Who tells time be a clock?
14684Who wud feed th''goold fish while he was gone?
14684Who wud make a confirmed reader th''cashier iv a bank?
14684Who''ll want to have his soul weighed?
14684Who''s th''American consul in Chicago now?
14684Whose pitchers ar- re those ye see in th''advertisemints iv th''tailorman?
14684Why should he?
14684Why shudden''t there be a tax on bachelors?
14684Wo n''t annybody get up?
14684Wo n''t annybody say that they do n''t know annything about annything worth knowin''about?
14684Wo n''t somebody else get up?
14684Wud ye or wud ye not lave ye''er coat in his hands as ye plunged in th''bank?
14684Wudden''t the bear be surprised?
14684Wudden''t the little infants be surprised?
14684Ye do nt?
14684Ye see these panels on th''wall?
14684Ye''er mother does n''t want it, does she?
14684says I?
1805''And what is that?'' 1805 ''Can you do it, gents?''
1805''Can you work it, doc?'' 1805 ''Ever monkey with copper?''
1805''Fall off?'' 1805 ''Great Barnums?''
1805''Have you got a city license,''he asks,''to sell this illegitimate essence of spooju that you flatter by the name of medicine?'' 1805 ''Him?
1805''How do you come to have it?'' 1805 ''How is this, Rufe?''
1805''How long have you been sick?'' 1805 ''If you''ve got to get rid of your excess verbiage,''says I,''why not go out on the river bank and speak a piece?
1805''In New York?'' 1805 ''Jeff,''says he,''do you know that I''m a crater-- a living crater?''
1805''My young friend,''says Alfred E. Ricks, holding up his hands,''have you robbed this bank? 1805 ''Now, Bunk,''says the farmer,''do you begin to realize that agriculture has had a hair cut?
1805''Now, now,''says I,''what''s it all about? 1805 ''Now, what do you think of that?''
1805''On what special subject of the theorems and topics does your desire for vocality seem to be connected with?'' 1805 ''Pardner,''says I,''what has happened?
1805''Shall I keep some soup hot for Mr. Tatum till he comes back?'' 1805 ''Sir,''says I,''are you Cornelius T. Scudder?
1805''Then are you William Wilkinson?'' 1805 ''Then,''says Andy,''you do n''t think Mrs. Avery will land the Marshalship for Bill?''
1805''Trade, how much?'' 1805 ''Was that the idea you had,''says he,''when we started out with Murkison?''
1805''Well and then what?'' 1805 ''Well, boys,''says she after a bit,''what is it?''
1805''Well,''says I,''how is it that you seem to be biting your thumbs at good luck? 1805 ''Well?''
1805''What do you say, Jeff?'' 1805 ''What does this mean, sir?''
1805''What is this paraphernalia you speak of, Doc?'' 1805 ''What was it about?''
1805''What''ll we do?'' 1805 ''What''s that?''
1805''What''s this?'' 1805 ''Where''s the books?''
1805''Where?'' 1805 ''Who are you?''
1805''Whose house is that?'' 1805 ''Why not this one?''
1805''Why not, indeed?'' 1805 ''Why should n''t it be?''
1805''Why,''says he, in his kind of Southern system of procrastinated accents,''hain''t you heard tell? 1805 ''Will you treat my case?''
1805''Would n''t you like to go down and meet Mrs. Trotter once before we leave?'' 1805 ''You ai n''t going, doc?''
1805And is that Alexander, pa?
1805And, by the way, Jeff, what was the name of the little man who went to Denver-- the one you and Bill met at the station?
1805Been away a good many years, has n''t he?
1805Did I tell you I bagged a duck and a ground- squirrel at one shot last week over in the Ramapos?
1805Dress you up?
1805How far do you mean to carry it? 1805 How far is it to Edenville from here?"
1805I never told you about the time when me and Andy Tucker was philanthropists, did I? 1805 Is that an allusion?"
1805Know that man?
1805Me?
1805Me?
1805Now, would n''t you,said Jeff, with an emphatic nod--"wouldn''t you have imagined that?
1805On the ferryboat Andy says to me:''Is your conscience easy about taking the money now, Jeff?'' 1805 On you?"
1805One lady says to me:''How did that last venture of yours turn out, sir?'' 1805 Pennsylvania pinks?
1805Pick,says he, looking at me hard,"ai n''t this graft a little out of our line?
1805Sioux Falls?
1805That,said I,"sounds like one of those unintelligible remarks such as,''Why is a policeman?''"
1805Was that your team broke away and run just now?
1805Well, sir, when we got to the gate who do you suppose comes down the walk to greet us? 1805 What business have you got investing in bonds?
1805What did he want?
1805What is it now?
1805What more do you want?
1805What''s your graft these days?
1805What?
1805Who do you want to send to for the money?
1805Why should n''t they be?
1805''A professor of mathematics at more than$ 5,000 a year?
1805''Ai n''t you ashamed of yourself, you whited sculpture?
1805''And how are they this morning?''
1805''And how shall we go about compelling him to make a voluntary purchase of it?''
1805''And now, Doc Waugh- hoo,''he goes on,''why do n''t you demonstrate?
1805''Are we any better than any other Holding Corporation?''"
1805''Are you the guinea pigs for the Asiatic python or the alfalfa for the sacred buffalo?''
1805''Can we do it?
1805''Could ye do it?
1805''Do you feel like you could eat some ham and eggs, Uncle James?''
1805''Eating too many pork chops last night?''
1805''Gimme something for it, doc, wo n''t you?''
1805''Give free grub to the poor or send a couple of thousand to George Cortelyou?''
1805''Have you found the other one?
1805''He''s got an appetite like a chorus girl at 1 A.M.''"''How''d you get this pipe?''
1805''How''s your conduct?''
1805''Is Burdick Harris alive yet, or Mr. Raisuli dead?''
1805''Is it a trade?''
1805''Is that the Regent Theatre?
1805''Is the buggy outside?
1805''Nothing wrong with the world- wide this morning, is there?''
1805''So we are up?
1805''Then why do the master minds of finance and philanthropy,''says I,''charge us$ 2 to get into a race- track and let us into a library free?
1805''Well, Mr. Riddle,''says I, when he opened the bedroom door,''and how is uncle this morning?''
1805''What do you want him for?''
1805''What else could it have been?
1805''What seems to be on your mind?''
1805''Why do n''t you go and get the doctor?''
1805''You ai n''t a Socialist, are you?''
1805''You ai n''t going away and leave me to die with this-- superfluity of the clapboards, are you?''
1805Ah, I see your eye growing moist, Colonel-- I have touched you, have I not?"
1805And how do you explain the pig?
1805And the oil?''
1805And then--''"''What then, Lieutenant?''
1805And what does it find there?
1805And what of merry Robin Hood?
1805And why should n''t it be the genuine other one, anyhow, that the old gypsy whittled out?''
1805Anything more up your sleeve?"
1805Bassett, you do n''t care to talk over my little business proposition?''
1805Bulls and bears and pigs-- what''s the difference?
1805Bunk?''
1805But how does it come out?
1805But if Harris was a Greek, on what system of international protocols did Hay interfere?"
1805But what do you say, Pick?"
1805But what else can you expect from a town that''s shut off from the world by the ocean on one side and New Jersey on the other?
1805But what will my duties be?
1805But what''s your graft, son?
1805But where,''he says,''could you hope to find a widow who would waste time on a matrimonial scheme that had no matrimony in it?''
1805But, kay vooly, voo?
1805Buy low and sell high-- do n''t Wall Street endorse it?
1805Ca n''t you do nothing for me?''
1805Ca n''t you pull the cork out of your magnetism with your teeth and hocus- pocus them handcuffs off?''
1805Could ye play the polar man and the little duke for the nice ladies?
1805Could you do it, Ricksy?''
1805Did he get in through the window and appoint himself?''
1805Did n''t you see Colonel Manna drop down right before your eyes?
1805Did the major man bring the money?"
1805Did you learn his name?''
1805Do I have to reject personally these 3,000 ramscallions you speak of, or can I throw them out in bunches?''
1805Do n''t you hear the rustling of General Raven''s wings?
1805Do n''t you think we would both feel better if we was to intervene in some way and prevent the doing of this deed?''
1805Do we want Jakey to marry Rosa Steinfeld?"
1805Do you call it good brain work when you propose to take in money at the door, too?
1805Do you guess I can get out my twenty- fi''?"
1805Does he return the sentiment according to the specifications and painfulness you have described?''
1805Does it excuse you?''
1805Does that satisfy you?''
1805Else why was we given brains?
1805Fiddle,''says I,''raise the window shade a bit, will you?''
1805Give me a gasoline lamp, a dry- goods box, and a two- dollar bar of white castile soap, cut into little--''"''Where''s your two dollars?''
1805Have you got him there?
1805Have you got the carving with you, Profess?''
1805He stepped up to a sickly looking woman and says:"Madam, do you own any of this stock?"
1805How about plunging into the fastnesses of the skyscraper country and biting some big bull caribous in the chest?''
1805How did this happen?
1805How do I work it?
1805How do you know,''says I,''that that green goods man has n''t a large family dependent upon his extortions?
1805How do you win out on the trick?"
1805How does it strike you?''
1805How much do you want?
1805How was Teddy when you left Washington?''
1805How''s he to get some of the remorse fund back into their overalls?
1805I asks,''that they were trying to skin you?
1805I know this is something like paternalism, but do n''t you think Opportunity has skinned its knuckles about enough knocking at our door?''
1805I reckon you better take''em off, and--''Hey?
1805I thought we came here to teach the millionaires business, instead of learning art from''em?''
1805Is dat straight?
1805Is n''t that the patrol wagon now?"
1805Is that distilling into the masses,''says I,''a correct estimate of the relative value of the two means of self- culture and disorder?''
1805It''s like''thimble, thimble, who''s got the naturalization papers?''"
1805Lady, will you please stop bleating?
1805Look at the rolls they''re pulling out of their pistol pockets?''
1805Me sell?
1805My dear Colonel Rockingham, was that chicken gumbo or cracked goobers on the bill of fare in your note?
1805No?''
1805Now you feel the pain that you did n''t have leaving, do n''t you?''
1805Now, have you got enough news for to- day, or do you want to interview us on etiquette and the best way to make over an old taffeta skirt?"
1805Now, how does that scheme strike you?''
1805Now, how long are you gentlemen going to be in the city?''
1805Now, what could either of you have done in the present emergency to set us on our feet again?
1805Now, will you be bad?''
1805Now, will you pick up your suit case and hurry?''
1805Now, you never regarded me as a man of special religious proclivities, did you, Jeff?''
1805Of Pittsburg, Pennsylvania?''
1805Peevy, ma''am, would you mind choking off that kid of yours so that honest people can get their rest?''
1805Pooh- pooh?''
1805Somebody sassed you or you getting homesick?''
1805Tapley?''
1805Tell me,''says I,''which is of the most value to mankind, literature or horse racing?''
1805Them States do n''t meet?
1805Then he says:''Jeff, do you mind my asking you a question?''
1805Tucker?''
1805Was n''t it you that put up the Great Cupid Combination package on the Southern States?
1805Was n''t it yours, too?''
1805Was that straight, colonel, about the plum pudding and pineapples and real store cigars?"
1805Well, would n''t it tickle your uncle?
1805What bait are you going to use for this Ezra thing?''
1805What could such a man do without a big capital to work with?
1805What did I do?
1805What did you do with your transfer?''
1805What do you consider the most edifying and casual in the way of a dinner?"
1805What does that lobster salad you mentioned taste like, Brother Jackson?"
1805What good is the art junk to us?
1805What had you intended doing with that pig, Rufe?''
1805What has a matrimonial ad got to do with a lady?''
1805What has your high moral, elevator- service system of pillage brought you to?
1805What town is this?''
1805What was it you said I had, doc?''
1805What''ll the managing editor say?
1805What''s hair, anyway, if you have to shake it off?"
1805What''s the use to go into details?
1805What?
1805When they sell a lot of watered stock on Wall Street would you expect to find a mermaid in it?
1805Which of us is the biggest fakir?''
1805Why do n''t you say''creature,''according to the rules and syntax of America?''
1805Why not bristles as well as horns and fur?"
1805Why should there be a lady?
1805Will ye do it?''
1805Would you commit aspersions on a equitable graft that the United States itself has condoned and indorsed and ratified?"
1805Would you mind telling us why we are at?
1805[ Illustration:"''Can ye do it, gents?''
1805[ Illustration:"''Well boys, what is it?''"]
1805[ Illustration:"''What''s this?''
1805[ Illustration:"Life began to look rosy again..."]"Fake?
1805_ Rurales_?
1805put in last night short and fat, with long black whiskers and a club- foot?''
1805says Bill,''had you forgot you was in the desert?
1805says Caligula to the landlord;"and why is he called great?"
1805says he, with a groan,''Ca n''t you rub something on it, or set it or anything?''
1805says the newspaper man, taking his pipe out;"do you think I could use this?
22537''Well,''says I,''d''ye raymimber th''fightin''tenth precint? 22537 A dollar iv what?
22537A dollar iv what?
22537A dollar of what?
22537An''what''s this game iv goluf like, I dinnaw?
22537And was he really innocent?
22537Annything new?
22537Ar- re ye goin''to cillybrate th''queen''s jubilee?
22537But George Dooley, he gives th''wink to his frinds, an''says he,''What''s that man yellin''on th''shore about?'' 22537 But what do they do?
22537But who are they, annyhow?
22537Cousin George?
22537Dewey ai n''t a sthrateejan?
22537Did n''t he cure anny men?
22537Did n''t ye see him?
22537Did ye see what me frind Alger wrote to Chansy Depoo? 22537 Do n''t they lay eggs?
22537Do n''t they lay eggs?
22537Do ye, honest?
22537Does Fitz believe in di- plomacy? 22537 Go''round on crutches?"
22537Has th''ar- rmy started f''r Cuba yet?
22537How am I?
22537How ar- re they goin''to stop him? 22537 How can wan dollar be worth on''y half as much as another dollar, if they''re both dollars an''th''man that made thim is at la- arge?"
22537How do I know what I think? 22537 How do I know?"
22537How shud he know, is it?
22537How shud he know?
22537How shudden''t he know? 22537 How''s that?"
22537I wondher,said Mr. Hennessy,"if thim Hadley- Markhams that''s goin''to give th''ball is anny kin iv th''aldherman?"
22537Lord save us, but where was that?
22537Prisints?
22537Thin what is it like?
22537Thin why do n''t he write something?
22537Think what?
22537To where?
22537Wan ar- rmy, says ye? 22537 Well, in the name of the saints, what''s all this?"
22537Well, whin ye dhrive up to th''tea grounds--"Th''what?"
22537What ar- re ye talkin''about?
22537What d''ye think about it?
22537What d''ye think iv it?
22537What did he say?
22537What do you think ought to be done with th''fruits iv victhry?
22537What does he do, thin?
22537What for?
22537What have they been doin''?
22537What ta- alk have ye?
22537What wud ye do if ye found it?
22537What''ll we do with him? 22537 What''s he charged with?"
22537What''s th''la- ad been doin''?
22537What''s that f''r?
22537What''s that?
22537Where did ye hear all this?
22537Where was that?
22537Where ye been?
22537Where?
22537Who ar- re these Flora an''Fauna? 22537 Who''s that?"
22537Why are n''t you out attending the reunion of the Dooley family?
22537Why do n''t he tur- rn in an''fight?
22537Will ye?
22537Write? 22537 Write?"
22537Ye''re a good deal iv a spoort, Jawnny: did ye iver thry it?
22537You know Dorsey, iv coorse, th''cross- eyed May- o man that come to this counthry about wan day in advance iv a warrant f''r sheep- stealin''? 22537 ''An''did n''t What''s- his- name on th''field iv Marathon overcome an''desthroy th''ravagin''armies iv Persia?'' 22537 ''An''how about Arthur Doheny?'' 22537 ''An''if th''attack was be night?'' 22537 ''An''that''s th''new woman, is it?'' 22537 ''An''where,''he says,''was our candydate?'' 22537 ''An''ye have no har- rd feelin''about th''way th''bridges has been give out?'' 22537 ''Ar- re ye a good goluf player?'' 22537 ''Ar- re ye a mimber iv anny clubs?'' 22537 ''At who?'' 22537 ''But what do I get out iv it?'' 22537 ''But where does Germany come in?'' 22537 ''But why d''ye take th''risk?'' 22537 ''But, glory be, who iver thought th''Irish''d live to see th''day whin they''d be freed be th''Dutch? 22537 ''D''ye think ye''re votin''f''r th''best?'' 22537 ''Did ye see th''captain?'' 22537 ''Did ye vote?'' 22537 ''Do n''t ye believe in prayer?'' 22537 ''Do ye f''rgive th''way we done ye in th''beer rites?'' 22537 ''Faith, they are all iv that,''says I,''Will iver they get up?'' 22537 ''Gintlemen,''says he,''what can I do f''r ye?'' 22537 ''Gintlemin,''she says,''what is it ye want iv me?'' 22537 ''Have n''t I been lib''ral with me people?'' 22537 ''Have n''t I give freely to ye''er churches? 22537 ''Have ye a ticket to th''church to see me marrid?'' 22537 ''Have ye anny plans f''r Sampson''s fleet?'' 22537 ''Have ye th''Key to Heaven there?'' 22537 ''Have ye th''Lives iv th''Saints, or the Christyan Dooty, or th''Story iv Saint Rose iv Lima?'' 22537 ''How can I get there befure th''gospil, whin I do n''t know what time it is?'' 22537 ''How goes th''war?'' 22537 ''How''s Clarence Doolittle?'' 22537 ''I wondher who voted thim fourteen?'' 22537 ''Is it not so, Rastus?'' 22537 ''Is th''riferee again thim?'' 22537 ''Is that so?'' 22537 ''Now,''he says,''th''question is what shall we do with th''fruits iv victhry?'' 22537 ''Pat, what d''ye know about this case?'' 22537 ''Sir,''says Gin''ral Garshy,''d''ye take me f''r a dhray?'' 22537 ''Suppose th''sociable lasted all night?'' 22537 ''Suppose ye was confronted be a Spanish ar- rmy in th''afthernoon, how wud ye dhress?'' 22537 ''Tell me, was Corbett much hurted?'' 22537 ''Th''head iv what fam''ly?'' 22537 ''Thin how much d''ye want?'' 22537 ''Tis''Honoria, did Lor- rd What''s- his- name marry th''fair Aminta?'' 22537 ''Was he?'' 22537 ''Was it all right?'' 22537 ''We''ve the comityman, have n''t we?'' 22537 ''Well, boys,''says he,''how goes th''battle?'' 22537 ''Well, thin,''says he,''how ar- re we to account f''r this disgrace?'' 22537 ''Well,''says Ganderbilk,''how much d''ye want?'' 22537 ''Well,''says I,''are ye sure ye can get over th''whalin''ye got whin th''Sarsfield Fife an''Dhrum Corpse met th''Frederick Willum Picnic Band?'' 22537 ''Well,''says O''Brien,''how does it suit ye?'' 22537 ''What ails thim?'' 22537 ''What ails ye, man alive?'' 22537 ''What ar- re ye doin''here?'' 22537 ''What ar- re ye doin''here?'' 22537 ''What ar- re ye goin''to do with thim young wans? 22537 ''What d''ye mean be the new woman?'' 22537 ''What does it show?'' 22537 ''What have ye to say f''r ye''ersilf?'' 22537 ''What shall we do to stop th''ac- cursed thraffic? 22537 ''What talk have ye?'' 22537 ''What was th''matther?'' 22537 ''What''s that la- ad doin''?'' 22537 ''Where ar- re ye goin'', Petey?'' 22537 ''Where d''ye get ye''er pants?'' 22537 ''Where did he get th''hat?'' 22537 ''Where is it?'' 22537 ''Where''d ye larn that?'' 22537 ''Where''s th''Spanish fleet?'' 22537 ''Where''s the sixth precin''t?'' 22537 ''Which Dooley was it that hamsthrung th''cows?'' 22537 ''Which wan iv th''distinguished bunko steerers got ye''er invalu''ble suffrage?'' 22537 ''Whin th''battle r- raged,''he says,''an''th''bullets fr''m th''haughty Spanyards''raypeatin''Mouser r- rifles,''he says,''where was Cassidy?'' 22537 ''Who''ll go up?'' 22537 ''Who''ll we put up?'' 22537 ''Who''s relligion?'' 22537 ''Who''s this?'' 22537 ''Why do n''t ye luk at ye''er watch?'' 22537 ''Why,''says I,''carry into th''new year th''hathreds iv th''old?'' 22537 ''Why?'' 22537 Am I right?
22537An''does it say pap- pah an''mam- mah, I dinnaw?"
22537An''wan day, whin he''s takin''th''air, p''raps, along comes an Eyetalyan, an''says he,''Ar- re ye a king?''
22537An''what shud I do with the Ph''lippeens?
22537An''who does Cleveland invy?
22537An''why shudden''t he be with thim two names?
22537An''ye ma- arched afther Willum J. O''Brien, did n''t ye?
22537Ar- re ye much hur- rted?
22537Ar- re ye niver to escape th''vigilance iv th''polis, thim cold- eyed sleuths that seem to read th''very thoughts iv ye''er pathriot sons?"
22537As th''fellow says,''Can th''leopard change his spots,''or ca n''t he?
22537Be Misther McEwen:''Whose bones?''
22537Be Misther Vincent:''Will ye go to th''divvle?''
22537But did Willum J. O''Brien march?
22537But did he take me jaw?
22537But how th''divvle can I do it?
22537But what''s that to us?
22537But ye come right back at him with an''upper cut:''Do ye live on th''Lake Shore dhrive?''
22537But, after his friend had gone, Mr. Dooley leaned over confidentially, and whispered to Mr. McKenna,"But who are Flora an''Fauna, Jawn?"
22537D''ye raymimber th''sign th''mob carrid in th''procession las''year?
22537D''ye think this here game iv goluf is a spellin''match?
22537Did anny wan iver see a fireman with his coat on or a polisman with his off?
22537Did he give me a watch?
22537Did his wife look as though she ought to be kilt?
22537Did me father iver ask thim in to share th''stirabout?
22537Did n''t Leonidas, with hardly as manny men as there are Raypublicans in this precint, hold th''pass again a savage horde?''
22537Did th''goold Dimmycrats have a p''rade?"
22537Did ye iver hear th''like iv that, Jawn?
22537Did ye iver know a man be th''name iv Ahearn?
22537Did ye iver read histhry, Jawn?
22537Did ye iver see a pitcher iv him?
22537Did ye see annywan th''other day that was n''t askin''to know how th''fight come out?
22537Did ye see the pitcher iv that lady?
22537Did ye think I''d follow a Kerry man with all th''ward lukkin''on?''
22537Did ye?
22537Do n''t they lay eggs?"
22537Father Kelly sniffed th''air whin he come in; an''says he,''Terence, what''s th''matther with ye''er catch basin?''
22537Have n''t I put up soup- houses an''disthributed blankets whin th''weather was cold?
22537Have ye anny yellow fever in th''house?
22537He had fifteen childher; an'', whin th''las''come, he says,''Dooley, d''ye happen to know anny saints?''
22537Him an''me had a shell iv beer together at th''German''s; an''says I,''What d''ye think iv th''heroes?''
22537How ar- re they goin''to stop him?
22537How can I take thim in, an''how on earth am I goin''to cover th''nakedness iv thim savages with me wan shoot iv clothes?
22537How manny miles to Dublin?
22537How''s things goin''with ye, ol''pal?
22537If yer son Packy was to ask ye where th''Ph''lippeens is, cud ye give him anny good idea whether they was in Rooshia or jus''west iv th''thracks?"
22537Is n''t he a sojer in th''ar- rmy?
22537Is n''t it time we wint to supper?''
22537Is th''balloon corpse r- ready?
22537Is there somethin''in th''air or is it in oursilves that makes th''childher nowadays turn out to curse th''lives iv thim that give thim life?
22537Is there, dear?''
22537Is this a fire''r a dam livin''pitcher?
22537It is?
22537It''s a pretty sintimint, Hinnissy; but how ar- re we goin''to do it?
22537Man alive, do n''t ye know what a dollar is?
22537Manetime where''s Cap Dhry- fuss?
22537ON WAR PREPARATIONS"Well,"Mr. Hennessy asked,"how goes th''war?"
22537Oh, Ireland, is this to be thy fate forever?
22537Oh, what shud I do with thim?
22537On th''bridge iv the New York?
22537Prisidint iv th''United States, says ye?
22537Question be th''coort:''Different?''
22537Suppose ye was standin''at th''corner iv State Sthreet an''Archey R- road, wud ye know what car to take to get to th''Ph''lippeens?
22537Th''on''y question, thin, is, Did or did not Alphonse Lootgert stick Mrs. L. into a vat, an''rayjooce her to a quick lunch?
22537Th''war is still goin''on; an''ivry night, whin I''m countin''up the cash, I''m askin''mesilf will I annex Cubia or lave it to the Cubians?
22537That''s th''way iv th''caddychism I learned whin I was a la- ad behind a hedge; but now''tis: Who made ye?
22537Thin he turned, an''says he:''Be th''way, how did that there foul an''outhrajous affray in Carson City come out?''
22537Thin what do I say?"
22537Thin ye ordher a carredge"--"Order what?"
22537Thin ye''er man that ye''re goin''aginst comes up, an''he asks ye,''Do you know Potther Pammer?''
22537To which Mr. Schwartzmeister invariably retorted:"Py chapers, Tooley, where you haf been all der time, py chapers?"
22537What do you think about it?"
22537What happens?"
22537What have ye had to do with all these things?"
22537What is it th''good book says about a woman scorned?
22537What is th''ambition iv all iv us, Hinnissy?
22537What is their principles?
22537What med ye think iv thim?"
22537What th''coort ought to''ve done was to call him up, an''say:''Lootgert, where''s ye''er good woman?''
22537What th''hell an''damnation are ye standin''aroun''with that pipe f''r?
22537What was it at all, at all?
22537What''ll ye have to drink, Jawn?"
22537What''s he been doin''again ye?"
22537What''s th''news?"
22537Where''s Richard Harding Davis?
22537Where''s th''Gussie?
22537Whin we thry to get him to wurruk, he''ll say:''Why shud I?
22537Who knows but that Mack''s cat was th''rale victhor at Sandago?"
22537Who made ye?
22537Who was it carrid th''pall?
22537Who was it judged th''cake walk?
22537Who was it sthud up at th''christening?
22537Who''ll tell what makes wan man a thief an''another man a saint?
22537Who''s been doin''things to ye?"
22537Whose ca- ards did th''grievin''widow, th''blushin''bridegroom, or th''happy father find in th''hack?
22537Why did he make ye?
22537Why did they make ye?
22537Why shud he write?
22537Will I take Porther Ricky or put it by?
22537Wo n''t ye come home with me?''
22537Ye did not?
22537Ye heerd iv typhoid an''yellow fever in th''threnches; but did ye hear annything iv spavin or th''foot- an''-mouth disease?
22537Ye know what he done to me, tellin''people I was caught in me cellar poorin''wather into a bar''l?
22537he says,''what am I sayin''?''
22537says I to young Hogan,''How goes the war between th''ac- cursed infidel an''th''dog iv a Christian?''
29485''Ai n''t thar no rel''tives on the mother''s side?'' 29485 ''Ai n''t thar no steps which can be took?''
29485''Ai n''t you actin''some niggardly about that hearse?'' 29485 ''Ai n''t you- all made no try,''asks Nell,''sech as writin''letters, or some game sim''lar, to cl''ar things up?''
29485''An'', Nellie,''continyoos Texas,''my idee is you''ll want to change in say a thousand dollars?'' 29485 ''An''ca n''t you give no guess,''says Enright,''at why old Parks digs up the waraxe so plumb sudden?''
29485''An''now?'' 29485 ''Any papooses?''
29485''As how?'' 29485 ''As how?''
29485''As how?'' 29485 ''As when an''whar?''
29485''Be thar any feachures,''says Enright to the Turner person,''calc''lated to offend the y''ears of innocence?'' 29485 ''Be they many of that Woman Suffrage brand?''
29485''Be you- all alloodin''to me?'' 29485 ''Be you- all tryin''to blink out this yere young lady?''
29485''But about them Frenches?'' 29485 ''But be they competent?''
29485''But he learns in time, of course?'' 29485 ''But how about its mother?''
29485''But is this yere inebriate worth the worry?'' 29485 ''But is this yere surrender feasible?''
29485''But s''ppose,''argues Tutt,''these Red Dog crim''nals wakes up to it that this yere Spellin''Book Ben''s a ringer?'' 29485 ''Ca n''t some of you- all,''he says, plenty peevish,''head this yere mushy old tarrapin off?
29485''Could I lie? 29485 ''Did you ever hear the Jedge talk?''
29485''Do I go? 29485 ''Do n''t some folks have nigger luck, Dan?''
29485''Do n''t this make you sick?'' 29485 ''Do n''t this pore Rattlesnake get no hearin''?''
29485''Do you- all know a addle- pated an''semi- eediotic young party,''says he,''who''s named Oscar Freelinghuysen?'' 29485 ''Do you- all reckon, Ma''am, that I ca n''t trust my eyes none?''
29485''Does it go as it lays?'' 29485 ''Even so,''reemarks the Red Dog chief indulgently,''would that of itse''f, I asks, be reckoned any setback?
29485''Folks,''he says,''I asks, in all hoomility, is thar anythin''I can say or do in this yere camp without throwing away my life?'' 29485 ''Gents,''he says,''am I to stand mootely by an''see this tavern, the best j''int ondoubted in Arizona, insulted?''
29485''Go on,''he says to Dead Shot;''you- all wants us to do-- what?'' 29485 ''Him?''
29485''How about lettin''her in on the play,''says Boggs,''an''typ''fyin''Jestice, that a- way?'' 29485 ''How are you, sports?''
29485''How often has I told you, Dan,''asks Texas, after they gets headed for Boot Hill, an''Texas has regained his aplomb,''that women is a brace game?'' 29485 ''How old be you?''
29485''How soon, Missis Freelinghuysen,''says Peets,''do you- all reckon on lettin''this Oscar husband out?'' 29485 ''How would it do,''asks Texas,''if we takes them marts seeriatim, an''one after another yootilizes all their signs?''
29485''Is thar any objections,''asks Enright,''to our visitin''this modern pris''ner of Chillon? 29485 ''Is thar anything we- all can he''p you to, Miss?''
29485''Is thar time,''asks Nell of Enright,''for me to round up Missis Rucker an''Tucson Jennie? 29485 ''Is that remark to be took sarkastic?''
29485''Is your Peggy sweetheart pretty?'' 29485 ''It''s licker, ai n''t it?''
29485''It''s that locoed Digger Injun, ai n''t it?'' 29485 ''Jack,''he says, appealin''to Moore, who happens to be present,''does that thing look like me?''
29485''Jedge Beebe?'' 29485 ''Learns, Nellie?''
29485''Me marry him?'' 29485 ''Me?
29485''Me? 29485 ''No one mentions Jackson,''says Mike, who''s becomin''frightened an''fretted;''whatever''s the idee of any one talkin''about Jackson, anyhow?''
29485''Now I do n''t see why none?'' 29485 ''Now, you onwashed drunkard, will you surrender?''
29485''Oh, he wo n''t, wo n''t he?'' 29485 ''Pol''tics?''
29485''Pole or Dutchman, what''s the odds? 29485 ''Sam,''says Boggs, his voice reproachful,''you notes how she makes invidious compar''sons between me an''that b''ar, an''how she beefs the b''ar?
29485''Sammy,''he says to Enright,''you was old enough to rec''llect when I has that location over on the upper Hawgthief? 29485 ''So water''s all you samples?''
29485''So you''d sooner die?'' 29485 ''Thar''s French an''his wife?''
29485''Thar,''he says, danglin''them gewgaws in the sun,''you do n''t notice no actresses flittin''about the scene arrayed like that, do you? 29485 ''That Miss Bark mentions she''s Woman Suffrage, Sam?''
29485''That match- makin''catamount? 29485 ''That''s one way of bein''locoed, ai n''t it?''
29485''Till Dave wakes up?'' 29485 ''Was you afraid of this yere Jenks?''
29485''Whar do you- all get your licence, Doc,''he demands, when Peets tells him how it''s spelled,''to jam in that misfitc"?
29485''Whar to?'' 29485 ''Whar''s this sufferer at?''
29485''Wharever is this Oscar party?'' 29485 ''What am I eager to say?
29485''What be your dem''crats like, Dave?'' 29485 ''What do you reckon''s wrong with that party?''
29485''What stuffed anamile sharp,''says Tutt, craftily directin''himself at Black Jack,''mounts that bobcat up thar?'' 29485 ''What''s that?
29485''What''s that?'' 29485 ''What''s the finish of this interestin''crim''nal?''
29485''What''s the limit?'' 29485 ''What''s the malady?''
29485''What''s the subject?'' 29485 ''What''s these yere slanders,''shouts Rucker,''you- all is levelin''at my wife''s hotel?
29485''What, that Dutch galoot with the long ha''r?'' 29485 ''Whatever be you- all tryin''to do to me, Sam?''
29485''Whatever difference does it make?'' 29485 ''Whatever do I think?''
29485''Whatever do you make of it, Doc?'' 29485 ''Whatever does he turn to?''
29485''Whatever does it show?'' 29485 ''Whatever does that jim- crow sp''ile- sport of a marshal mean?''
29485''Whatever is his subject?'' 29485 ''Whatever kind o''capital?''
29485''Whatever''s an ideal, Doc?'' 29485 ''Whatever''s the matter with you?''
29485''Whatever''s the meanin''of this midprandial excitement?'' 29485 ''Whatever''s the meanin''of this?''
29485''Which I trusts,''he says,''that no one''ll mind much if I takes water?'' 29485 ''Who orig''nates spellin''schools, anyway?''
29485''Who you talkin''about?'' 29485 ''Who you talkin''to?''
29485''Who?'' 29485 ''Whoever do you reckon that is, Bug?''
29485''Whoever he is?'' 29485 ''Whoever''s bringin''up this yere baby, you or me?''
29485''Why not introdooce him,''breaks in Rucker, who''s nosin''about,''to that aflickted shorthorn who comes groanin''in on the stage last night? 29485 ''Wrong?''
29485''You ai n''t been long hooked up?'' 29485 ''You ai n''t goin''to t''ar into him for that, be you?''
29485''You dad- binged Siwash,''I yells down at Steve,''whyever do n''t you- all stay in that hole, ontil the bull forgets whar you''re at?'' 29485 ''You think so?''
29485''You thinks not?'' 29485 ''You?''
29485About that weddin''he goes east to consummate? 29485 About this Bernilillo business?"
29485After a spell, nothin''bein''spoke on either side, Washington Boggs calls out:''Is this yere Gen''ral Cornwallis?''
29485After a while he looks up an''says:''Which you do n''t notice no swirlin''drifts of snow outside, do you?
29485Ai n''t I in this?'' 29485 Ai n''t you met up frequent with that form of horned toad?
29485An''why not? 29485 But about your Wolfville- Red Dog Fourth of July celebration?"
29485Do I myse''f ever lie? 29485 Does Mike''s kickin''the bucket leave the little Joolie broke?
29485Does Miss Bark go proselytin''''round concernin''them Rights of Women? 29485 Does Monte snore?
29485Does he resent it? 29485 Enright?
29485Her beauty? 29485 Is the Mexican hurt?
29485Is the Turner person p''isened? 29485 Miserable wretch,"says he,"do you- all want to get yourse''f tarred an''feathered?"
29485Monte? 29485 Nacherally, what could any se''f- respectin''bull do but wheel an''chase Steve back?
29485No? 29485 Old man Parks back at Sni- a- bar?
29485So you do n''t regyard it as the proper caper to go deceivin''the little Joolie girl? 29485 The Votes For Women S''loon?
29485The hearse? 29485 The professor?
29485This yere exile comes wanderin''into the talk by askin''--his voice as thin as a curlew''s:''Who is this old Monte you''re alloodin''at?''
29485Was Peets any good as a med''cine man? 29485 What cares the Bernilillo pop''lace, wolf hungry for blood?
29485What does Enright do? 29485 What time does Boomerang make?
29485Whatever be you leerin''at?
29485Whatever can he do more''n mootely arch his back, same as a mule in a storm of hail, an''stand it? 29485 Whatever is the difference?
29485Which, that?
29485Whoever is that rhoomatic? 29485 Wolfville''s whiskey?
29485''Ai n''t a workin''man got no rights?
29485''Ai n''t he drinkin''that time he weds Tucson Jennie?''
29485''Ai n''t we goin''a little fast?
29485''As long as he gives you cause, an''you can shoot like you says, why ever do n''t you down him?''
29485''Now, is thar anything else?''
29485''What care I, who am destined for immortality, that barbarians should hail me as Red Mike?
29485''Whatever be you- all talkin''about?
29485''Whatever do I care about pol''tics?
29485''Whatever prompts you to blow out this Spellin''Book Ben''s candle that a- way?''
29485''You ai n''t so locoed as to s''ggest we- all t''ars person''ly into this Jack Moore marshal none I hopes?''
29485222"What''s the subject?"
29485336 FARO NELL AND HER FRIENDS I DEAD SHOT BAKER"Which you never knows Dead Shot Baker?"
29485Ai n''t that your view, Doc?''
29485Ai n''t you people got no ice?''
29485An''at that I do n''t precisely ketch what you offensive ground- owls is observin''about Thomas Jefferson?''
29485An''how can any outfit expect to do this, an''said outfit shy that greatest evidence of modern reefinement, a hearse?
29485An''is it for a houseless sot like you to take to minglin''with him malignant?
29485An''whatever do you think?
29485As for you yellin''like a pig onder a gate, who is it, I asks, that beguiles this indigent artist party into camp, an''leaves him on our hands?
29485Be they, as guests, to go dictatin''terms to us?''
29485But how about the camp?
29485But what else would you expect?
29485But you- all knows how it is, Sam?''
29485Ca n''t you see their names yere up in the corner?''
29485Could I lie, you asks?
29485Could even the revenge of a fiend ask more than simply seein''him a married man?''
29485Do I overstate the trooth, Dave?''
29485Do n''t you agree with me, Doc?''
29485Do you or do you not surrender your mis''rable blade?''
29485Do you reckon Monte hooks up with him?
29485Do you- all murderers still insist on hangin''this yere boy, or be you willin''to see''em we d an''live happy ever after?''
29485Do you- all want her to blow her head plumb off?''
29485Doc Peets?
29485Does any one figger I''ll allow some fly- by- night charl''tan to go reeflectin''on me?
29485Does anybody get killed about it?''
29485Does he reckon this yere camp''s a church?''
29485Does he remain in Wolfville long?"
29485Does one of your onparalleled tarrapins say something deerog''tory about George Washin''ton?''
29485Ever since little Enright Peets is born Tutt has conducted himse''f in a downhill manner towards all of us, an''been allowed to do so; as why not?
29485Final, he roars:"''Who cuts loose that personal''ty?''
29485For a starter, then, takin''your say- so for it, you''re a Southern man?''
29485How old is Annalinda?''
29485How''s she goin''to cock that gun, an''the mainspring fifteen pounds resistance?''
29485However do you- all manage?
29485I asks ag''in, whatever is your reason for shovin''this yere expert in orthography from shore?''
29485I takes it you- all do n''t want the shack all smoked up with Dan''s six- shooter?
29485I wonder if Peets, or some of them other Wolfville sports, puts him up to come bully- raggin''round yere about ice to insult us?''
29485IX RED MIKE"Mebby you- all recalls about that Polish artist person?"
29485If a gent''s to be compelled to spell scenery with a fool"c,"I asks you why was Yorktown an''wharfore Bunker Hill?''
29485Is it for the manhood an''civic virchoo of Bernilillo to leave a widow of its own construction broke an''without a dollar?
29485Is this yere a snare you''re settin''for this innocent child?
29485Little Joolie?
29485Lovely?
29485Monte asks, after listenin''mighty dignified to the spook''s excuses;''you begs my pardon?
29485Now what is it you''re so plumb eager to say?''
29485Now whoever do you reckon would look for sech a oncooth outfit to go onbeltin''in any reefined racket?
29485On the back of sech a warnin''you do n''t figger none I''ll go givin''sugar- rags an''strings of spools to Annalinda, do you?''
29485Oscar Joonior?
29485Otherwise, whatever is the use of callin''this a free country?
29485Pendin''which, do you- all see this?''
29485S''ppose the Bug downs Mike, or Mike does up the Bug?
29485Shore, Rucker do n''t know what ptomaines is, but what then?
29485Some of you- all sports must have crossed up with him-- Jedge Beebe of Phoenix?''
29485Sweet?
29485The committee surrenders this culprit into the hands of you- all ladies, an''what more is thar to say?''
29485V HOW THE MOCKING BIRD WAS WON"Myst''ries?
29485VII PROPRIETY PRATT, HYPNOTIST"Do I ever see any folks get hypnotized?
29485Was you aimin''to down, or to simply skeer this Oscar?''
29485Whar does Wolfville come in?
29485Whar''s that coyote at?''
29485Wharever does Dave come in to get insultin''action at sech a prop''sition?
29485What guarantee have I got that old Parks wo n''t lay for me with that bootcher knife of his''n?
29485What''s our impressions?
29485Whatever do you think, Doc?''
29485Whatever''s wrong?''
29485Whatever, Doc, do you- all say?''
29485Which one of you cheap prairie dogs makes that low- flung statement about old Andy Jackson?
29485Whoever''d be that hardened as to go harrowin''up the sens''tive soul of a artist, even if his work do n''t grade as corn- fed?
29485You ai n''t been swallowed up in no blizzard, be you, comin''into town?
29485You do n''t figger thar''s a chance that Red Dog gets the notion, Sam, an''takes to holdin''them tournaments of learnin''itse''f?''
29485You sports see that, do n''t you?
29485You- all savvys where it says that Satan finds some mischief still for idle hands to do?
29485[ Illustration:"WHAT''S THE SUBJECT?"
29485asks Enright,''or is that gun play in the way of applause?''
29485asks the Bug, layin''for to ketch Monte;''what''s the Jedge talkin''about?''
29485chirps Nell, her elbow on the lay- out, an''her little round chin in her fist;''thar''s the Frenches, over to the corrals?
29485he asks at last,''or shall we call it nothin''more''n a brainless effort to be funny?''
29485he exclaims;"however does that jack- rabbit get himse''f mixed in with them sheep?"
29485repeats Texas;''whoever but that postmaster?
29485says the Bug;''him we corrals, that time, livin''on ants an''crickets, an''roots an''yarbs, over in Potato canyon?''
29485she says;''ca n''t you see he''s only coaxin''you to bump him off?''
29485suggested the old cattleman, tentatively;"him I speaks of former?"
35162Ai n''t they no railroad between here and Chi?
35162Ai n''t you never played at all?
35162And he told you that, too?
35162And how do you know he was n''t overestimatin''?
35162And how much is the luck goin''to cost me?
35162And how much will it cost?
35162And the next party is next Tuesday night?
35162And was n''t Mooratory grand?
35162And what did you tell her?
35162And what does he do?
35162And what does the engineer do?
35162And what pay do them extras drag down?
35162And where am I goin''to sleep?
35162And who are you workin''for now?
35162And who runs the wheel?
35162And would the boat sink if they was more''n that?
35162And you count all the people that gets on?
35162And you''ve saw all the op''ras?
35162Another thing,I says:"When it come our turn to have the party, where would we stick''em all?
35162Anything else?
35162Are n''t the White Sox havin''enough bad luck without him?
35162Are you bothered that way much?
35162Are you goin''to bid or not?
35162Are you goin''to make the trip?
35162Are you goin''to stay long?
35162Are you on parole or have n''t you never been caught?
35162Are you on this floor?
35162Better''n ten thousand a year?
35162But in weather like this what do they want of a fire?
35162But nothin''down- stairs, is they?
35162But the question is, Will it stay up?
35162But what about the Hatches?
35162But what can we do all day in this burg?
35162But what does it mean?
35162But where is he?
35162But would n''t it of been grander if we had n''t never left?
35162But you admit now, do n''t you, that I was tellin''the truth about him touchin''me?
35162Ca n''t you see nothin''?
35162Can we get in the other hotel?
35162Can you understand Latin?
35162Chance to what?
35162Chess?
35162Did he look like he''d forgot it?
35162Did that old man kill them all?
35162Did they sing in English?
35162Did you ask the Hatches what was they goin''to wear?
35162Did you find out from the firm?
35162Did you get your invitation?
35162Do n''t we get no liquid refreshments?
35162Do n''t we see the prizes before we start?
35162Do n''t you like your Uncle Sammy?
35162Do n''t you never hold nothin''?
35162Do n''t you- all know it''s Lincoln''s birthday?
35162Do you ever take in the op''ra?
35162Do you expect some tips on the market from Mrs. Potter and the rest o''your new friends?
35162Do you get passes?
35162Do you have dinner, too?
35162Do you know what we''re payin''for that room?
35162Do you need clo''es yourself?
35162Do you suppose you can get them same seats?
35162Do you suppose you could get it if you seen it again?
35162Do you think a woman like Mrs. Messenger would be buttin''into her husband''s business?
35162Do you travel much?
35162Do you want these tickets or do n''t you?
35162Do you want to exchange them?
35162Elmer Bishop?
35162Ended what?
35162Enjoyin''the trip?
35162Got anything on the hip?
35162Got reservations for us here?
35162Has the mayor stopped that, too?
35162Have n''t I played twice over to Hatches''? 35162 Have n''t you paid the rent?"
35162Have they really got a bar?
35162Have you been this year?
35162How about a little bronix before the feed?
35162How about a refund?
35162How about oyster cocktail?
35162How am I goin''to get by at a bridge party when I have n''t no idear how many cards to deal?
35162How could they help it?
35162How did these pillows o''Society happen to light on to us?
35162How do you know?
35162How do you like Denver?
35162How does it come that everything''s open here to- day?
35162How long are you goin''to light up our home?
35162How long have you been here?
35162How long since you been there?
35162How long you been goin''there?
35162How many''s on now?
35162How many''s the limit?
35162How much does box seats cost?
35162How much for a double room by the week?
35162How much if you do n''t take care o''the suit?
35162How much''ll you bet?
35162How old is he?
35162How''d you know?
35162How''d you like the Tor''ador?
35162How''s the car service after midnight?
35162How?
35162How?
35162I mean, have you got a locker here?
35162I meant, have you ever been down this way before?
35162If we got in, would you go?
35162If you did n''t have the luck, what would you have?
35162If you seen a man drownin''would you wait for some friend o''the both o''you to come along and make the introduction?
35162If you win a prize you can sell it, ca n''t you?
35162Is it illegal for him to go to Wabash and see her?
35162Is it somethin''I can settle?
35162Is that so?
35162Is that the captain?
35162Is they a place to dance aboard?
35162Is they any good eatin''places out by your place?
35162Is this show better''n_ Carmen_?
35162Is this your first trip south?
35162Is your name there?
35162Kind o''logy?
35162Let''s see; to- morrow night?
35162Lucky, am I?
35162Me?
35162Mr. Bishop, ai n''t it?
35162Now what do you say,I says,"to us just settlin''this bill, and whatever we owe since then, and beatin''it out o''here just as fast as we can go?"
35162On who?
35162One without lookin'', or what?
35162So it was you, was it?
35162Some club?
35162The Wife likes to travel and why should n''t I humor her?
35162The prices is awful high, are n''t they?
35162Then why do n''t you take them boys''advice,I says,"and go back to your home o''er the sea?"
35162Then why do they have the lifeboats?
35162Twenty dollars better?
35162Was n''t you triflin''a little with the truth?
35162Was that French they was singin''?
35162Well, Bishop,I says when we set down to supper,"how many six- reelers are you turnin''out a day?"
35162Well,I says,"what''s the dues?"
35162Well,I says,"you do n''t care nothin''about bein''mentioned, do you?"
35162Well,says I,"if he''s so soiled with money, why do n''t he pay a little puny debt?"
35162What Gould?
35162What about Tuesday?
35162What about a little game o''cards?
35162What about takin''the train from Fort Pierce and beatin''it for Jacksonville, and then home?
35162What are they like?
35162What are you gettin''at?
35162What are you goin''to wear?
35162What are your favorights?
35162What club?
35162What could I say about it?
35162What date?
35162What did the seats cost?
35162What did you talk to''em for?
35162What did you tell her?
35162What do them last three words mean? 35162 What do they charge a man to join?"
35162What do we get for the five?
35162What do we want of a bath,I says,"with the whole Atlantic Ocean in the front yard?"
35162What do you care about lodge when you got a chance to see Genevieve Farr''r in_ Carmen_?
35162What do you drink?
35162What do you mean, know what I''m doin''?
35162What do you mean, we''d of been just as well off?
35162What do you mean-- locker?
35162What do you mean--''Not me''?
35162What do you mean?
35162What do you mean?
35162What do you mean?
35162What do you say?
35162What do you suppose killed her?
35162What do you suppose this costs''em?
35162What do you think I''d tell her?
35162What do you think I''m on here for-- to borrow a match?
35162What do you think o''Farr''r''s costumes?
35162What do you think of him?
35162What evenin''?
35162What for?
35162What for?
35162What for?
35162What for?
35162What invitation?
35162What kind o''luck you been havin''?
35162What kind o''tickets have you got?
35162What kind of a lead was that?
35162What kind of a party?
35162What makes the boat run?
35162What ones would you like to see?
35162What seats?
35162What seems to be the trouble?
35162What sense is they in that?
35162What uncle was that?
35162What was he mad at?
35162What was the idear?
35162What was the matter with her?
35162What was you biddin''no trump on?
35162What you been doin''?
35162What''s her name?
35162What''s it about?
35162What''s playin''there?
35162What''s that for?
35162What''s that got to do with it?
35162What''s the difference? 35162 What''s the idear?"
35162What''s the idear?
35162What''s the matter with Bishop?
35162What''s the matter with our charge account?
35162What''s the matter with you?
35162What''s the matter?
35162What''s the matter?
35162What''s the name of it mean in English?
35162What''s the scheme now?
35162What''s your name and room number?
35162What''s your number?
35162When two true lovers is left alone together, what more could they ast for?
35162When was you behind the scenes?
35162When? 35162 Where are we headed?"
35162Where are you goin''?
35162Where at?
35162Where do you come from?
35162Where do you get that''we''?
35162Where do you go?
35162Where is it at?
35162Where now?
35162Where to?
35162Where to?
35162Where you been?
35162Where you goin''?
35162Where you goin''?
35162Where''d we be if we''d went through with every plan you ever sprang?
35162Where''s the bath?
35162Where''s your honey man?
35162Which deck''ll we play with?
35162Which is the good ones?
35162Which one?
35162Which was her?
35162Who are you?
35162Who belongs?
35162Who do we dance all these dances with?
35162Who do you know?
35162Who do you think called up?
35162Who do you think?
35162Who is it?
35162Who owns this joint?
35162Who said anything about four box seats?
35162Who told you he got that trifle?
35162Who told you they was goin''to be a party?
35162Who wants to get into the papers?
35162Who was you talkin''to?
35162Who''s been buyin''Bishop''s stamps?
35162Who''s next to the leadin''lady?
35162Who''s to set in them?
35162Why did n''t you tell''em about the Hatches? 35162 Why do n''t we play cards?"
35162Why do n''t you get chairs and enjoy the breeze?
35162Why do n''t you get comfortable?
35162Why do n''t you get some of our books and study''em?
35162Why do n''t you go over to the Acme?
35162Why do n''t you smile at me?
35162Why not?
35162Why not?
35162Why, what''s the matter?
35162Why?
35162Why?
35162Will you have anything open to- morrow?
35162Will you just wait till it comes your turn?
35162Will you promise to go through with it?
35162Will you promise to listen to my side of it without actin''cute?
35162Will you sell us two chairs?
35162Would n''t he fit fine in the family?
35162Would n''t that be wonderful?
35162Would n''t you change your mind?
35162Yes,the Missus says,"but how many times have you lost more than that playin''cards and not thought nothin''of it?"
35162You ai n''t goin''to have no berth, yourself?
35162You ai n''t got no locker here?
35162You had n''t forgotten, had you?
35162You know what you''re doin'', do you?
35162You mean how do I know he was n''t lyin''?
35162You promise not to tell?
35162You wo n''t even come down and set with us?
35162You''re smart, ai n''t you?
35162Bishop?"
35162But if you ca n''t break a promise you made to your own wife what kind of a promise can you break?
35162But what''d be the use?
35162Did I tell you about that?
35162Do you think the mayor''d stand for that stuff when he wo n''t even leave them stage a box fight?
35162Does that hit you?"
35162Garrett?"
35162Goin''out, I says to him:"How''d you like it?"
35162Here''s the talk they spill:"Where do you tend bar?"
35162How long have you been here?"
35162How much?"
35162How was I goin''to work it?
35162Is that satisfactory?"
35162Is that the dope?"
35162It sounds harmless enough, do n''t it?
35162Joe?"
35162K.?"
35162Louie Armour''s what?"
35162Messenger?"
35162Not bad, eh?
35162Not even to your own Missus, see?
35162So he says,"What can you do?"
35162So they all laughed, and when they''d quieted down Mrs. Hatch says:"I do n''t suppose you''d feel like takin''the money back?"
35162Takin''advantage, I says:"How about the train from here to Jacksonville?"
35162Well, do you get the idear?
35162What could of happened?"
35162What''s a little matter o''sixty dollars?"
35162When I and the Missus was alone, she says:"Well, what''s the idear?"
35162Who''s goin''to pay for my chance?"
35162Why do n''t you come over to our house for another session to- morrow night?"
35162Why would n''t they be?
35162Will that suit you?"
13784''Can Winter beat Swift?'' 13784 ''Cap,''says th''prisident,''what ye got to say to this?
13784''Here,''says I,''mong colonel, what d''ye want with me?'' 13784 ''Let''s change th''subject,''says Duggan,''What show has Dorsey got in th''Twinty- ninth?
13784''My answer to that,''says th''witness,''is decidedly, Who?'' 13784 ''Well, sir,''says Bertillon,''what d''ye want?''
13784''What d''ye want?'' 13784 ''What did thim write?''
13784''What''s that?'' 13784 Afther a while Doolan woke up, an''says he,''Where''s me frind?''
13784Ah- ha,he said,"that''s th''way you keep Lent, is it?
13784An''what''d ye do with Aggy-- what- d''ye- call- him?
13784An''who th''divvle''s he?
13784An''why shud they hang thim, Hinnissy? 13784 An''will we stay in?
13784And for why?
13784And what for?
13784And what''ll pay for it?
13784And what''s got into you?
13784And where do th''nickels come fr''m?
13784Anny more cyclone news?
13784Are you thinking of leaving us?
13784But what about th''opera?
13784But what''s he been doin''of late?
13784Carey or Clancy?
13784D''ye know things is goin''to th''dogs in this town, Jawn, avick? 13784 D''ye mind it,--th''pome by Joyce?
13784Did he die game?
13784Did n''t Father Kelly do anything about it?
13784Did n''t ye write an''sign it?
13784Did the ghost ever come back?
13784Did they hang him?
13784Did ye ask him about th''Dhryfuss case?
13784Does n''t it open?
13784Fahrenheit?
13784Gin''ral Merceer--''May I ask this polluted witness wan question?'' 13784 Give it to who?"
13784How much?
13784How was it he wanted to do it?
13784How''s that?
13784I wint home with him aftherwards; an''what d''ye think he said? 13784 In th''play?"
13784Is he dead?
13784Is that all that''s going on?
13784Jawn,said Mr. Dooley to Mr. McKenna,"what did th''Orangeys do to- day?"
13784Jawn,said Mr. Dooley,"did n''t we give it to thim?"
13784Jawn,said Mr. Dooley,"did ye iver hear th''puzzle whin a woman''s not a woman?"
13784Jawn,said he, as Mr. McKenna walked over and looked on curiously,"d''ye know a good man that I cud thrust to remodel th''shop?"
13784Malachy or Matt? 13784 Me?"
13784Now where''s Hinnery? 13784 Patrick''s Day?
13784Patrick''s Day?
13784Taaffe,he said musingly,--"Taaffe-- where th''divvle?
13784The police?
13784Was it much, I dinnaw?
13784Well, I wondher will Mike come back?
13784Well, sir, we ilicted Duggan; an''what come iv it? 13784 What Hogan?"
13784What ar- re ye goin''to do Patrick''s Day?
13784What are you talking about?
13784What did he say?
13784What did he say?
13784What did you give the hobo?
13784What has Molly Donahue been doin''?
13784What have you been doin''?
13784What of that?
13784What shall I do?
13784What''s that all got to do with freeing Ireland?
13784What''s the matter with Hogan?
13784What''s the matter?
13784What''s this you have here, at all?
13784Where''s that?
13784Which Dorgan?
13784Which d''ye think makes th''best fun''ral turnout, th''A- ho- aitches or th''Saint Vincent de Pauls, Jawn?
13784Whin is a woman not a woman? 13784 Whin there''s battles to be won, who do they sind for?
13784Whin ye come up, did ye see Dorgan?
13784Who?
13784Will he lose his job? 13784 Ye mind Maloney, th''la- ad with th''game eye?
13784You have n''t been trying to skate?
13784''A- re ye,''he says,''men, or a- re ye slaves?''
13784''Ah- ho,''says he,''I know it,''he says;''but,''he says,''what th''divvle do I care?''
13784''Am I?''
13784''An ax done it,''says ye?
13784''An''what are ye invistin''it in?''
13784''An''what''s he makin''th''roar about?''
13784''An''where can I get thim?''
13784''And what may that be?''
13784''Ar- re these th''holy bonds iv mathrimony?''
13784''Ar- re ye men or ar- re ye slaves?''
13784''Ar- re ye, faith?''
13784''Ar- ren''t ye tired iv ye''er long journey?''
13784''Be th''way,''he says,''how''re ye goin''to vote on that ordhnance?''
13784''Billy who?''
13784''But did anny wan iver hear iv thim doin''anny good whin th''votes was bein''cast?''
13784''But did n''t ye go out to decorate th''graves?''
13784''But how''m I goin''to cross?''
13784''But what can ye expect?
13784''But what''s th''good iv swearin''off, if ye do n''t break it?''
13784''But will he carry Illinye?''
13784''But will he make a good fight?''
13784''Ca n''t I make ye up a nice supper?''
13784''Cap,''he says,''is they anny hay in th''camp?''
13784''Child, where is ye''er dhress?''
13784''Cudden''t ye die waltzin''?''
13784''D''ye know that ivry thread in thim seams means a tear an''sigh?''
13784''D''ye know that ivry time ye put on thim pants ye take a pair off some down- throdden workman?''
13784''D''ye know"Down be th''Tan- yard Side"?''
13784''D''ye mane to say,''says Cassidy, th''plumber,''that ye wo n''t do annything f''r my son?''
13784''D''ye mean to call me that?''
13784''D''ye mind what I said thin?''
13784''D''ye recognize th''pris''ner?''
13784''Did anny man iver shoot at ye with annything but a siltzer bottle?
13784''Did n''t ye ask to be called here?''
13784''Did n''t ye promise to invist two dollars ivry month?''
13784''Did ye inlist in th''army, brave man?''
13784''Did ye iver hear iv Ree- saca,''r Vicksburg,''r Lookout Mountain?''
13784''Did ye iver see an eight- inch shell pinithrate a bale iv hay?''
13784''Do n''t ye know that it ai n''t our Bill that''s been nommynated?''
13784''Do ye like paper?''
13784''Do ye take this check,''says th''clargyman,''to have an''to hold, until some wan parts ye fr''m it?''
13784''Do you know, sir,''he says,''that thim pants riprisints th''oppression iv women an''childher?''
13784''Do?''
13784''Do?''
13784''Do?''
13784''F''r who?''
13784''F''r why?''
13784''Gin''ral,''says Cap Brice,''how can I thank ye f''r th''honor?''
13784''Had I better swallow some insect powdher?''
13784''Has Finerty gone in?''
13784''Have ye anny British around here?
13784''Have ye seen th''divvle?''
13784''How th''divvle can they perjure thimsilves if they ai n''t sworn?
13784''How''s all th''folks?''
13784''In Lent?''
13784''Is he a nice man?''
13784''Is that enough f''r ye?''
13784''Is that so?''
13784''Is ye''er name Hill?''
13784''Is ye''er name Sullivan?''
13784''Misther Dugan, how old a- are ye?''
13784''Monica,''says Dorsey( he had pretty names for all his goats),''Monica, are ye hungry,''he says,''ye poor dear?''
13784''News?''
13784''No,''he says;''but did ye see they''re puttin''up a monnymint over th''rebils out here be Oakwoods?''
13784''Now,''says he,''what d''ye think iv a gazabo that do n''t want a monniment put over some wan?
13784''On th''dead?''
13784''Roscommon?''
13784''Tis,''Will ye have a new spring dhress, me dear?
13784''Tom,''says Mack, in faltherin''accints,''where have ye been?
13784''Uncle Mike,''says I to him,''what''s war like, annyhow?''
13784''Was his answers satisfacthry?''
13784''Was it th''Robin shell or th''day befure?''
13784''Was ye at th''cake walk?''
13784''Was ye dhrafted in?''
13784''Well,''says I,''what''s th''news?''
13784''What Wagner''s that?''
13784''What a- are we comin''to?''
13784''What ails ye, man alive?''
13784''What ails ye?''
13784''What ails ye?''
13784''What ar- re ye doin''here, ye little farryer iv pants?''
13784''What ar- re ye doin''there?''
13784''What ar- re ye talkin''about?''
13784''What are ye''er views on th''issue iv eatin''custard pie with a sponge?
13784''What d''ye mane be comin''back, whin th''landlord ai n''t heerd fr''m ye f''r a year?''
13784''What d''ye mane?''
13784''What d''ye mane?''
13784''What d''ye mean?''
13784''What for?''
13784''What good does it do to have rayqueem masses f''r th''raypose iv th''like iv you,''he says,''that does n''t know his place?''
13784''What is it to be Prisident?''
13784''What rig''mint?''
13784''What sort iv bug?''
13784''What''ll it be, la- ads?''
13784''What''ll we do with thim?
13784''What''ll we do?''
13784''What''s his name?''
13784''What''s th''hurry?''
13784''What''s th''matter with th''pants?''
13784''What''s that?
13784''What''s that?''
13784''What''s that?''
13784''What''s that?''
13784''What''s that?''
13784''What''s that?''
13784''What''s that?''
13784''What''s thim?''
13784''What''s this?''
13784''What''s ye''er name?''
13784''Where''d ye wurruk last?''
13784''Who ar- re ye, disturbin''me quite?''
13784''Who ar- re ye?''
13784''Who cares f''r th''Civic Featheration?''
13784''Who stole me hat?''
13784''Who?''
13784''Whose fun''ral ar- re ye goin''to at this hour?''
13784''Whose thrick is that?''
13784''Why do n''t ye go in, an''smash th''Castiles?''
13784''Why do n''t ye put him out?''
13784''Why, pap- pah,''says Molly,''what d''ye mean?''
13784''Will O''Brien win?''
13784''Will he carry Illinye?''
13784''Will he make a good fight?''
13784''Will he?''
13784''Will ye do it?''
13784''Will ye have wan or two hip pockets?''
13784''Would ye like to help desthroy a Dutchman,''he says,''an''perform a sarvice f''r ye''er counthry?''
13784''Wud ye rob th''church?''
13784''Wud ye take it?''
13784''Wudden''t ye like to take a bath in th''shark pond before ye go?''
13784''Yes,''says she, in a thremble, knottin''her apron in her hands an''standin''in front iv her own little wans,''what can I do f''r ye?''
13784*****"Arrah, what ar- re ye talkin''about?"
13784Afther boilin''f''r five days like a-- How are ye, Dempsey?
13784All they want is a chanst to go out to th''cimitry; an'', faith, who does n''t enjoy that?
13784An'', whin th''time come f''r th''thrain to lave, th''girls was up to th''lines; an''''twas,''Mike, love, ye''ll come back alive, wo n''t ye?''
13784An''Buck got his eye, did he?
13784An''says I,''Gintlemen,''says I,''ca n''t I do something f''r Ireland, too?''
13784An''what chance has a man got that wants to make th''wurruld brighter an''happier be rollin''car- wheels but to miss mass an''be at th''shops?"
13784An''what''s changed thim?
13784An''who ar- re ye, annyhow?''
13784An''why an''where an''how much?''
13784An''why not?
13784As natural as life?
13784Brother Teigue, dost hear in th''degree?''
13784But did ye iver notice th''scar on his nose?
13784But how did he do it?
13784But what cud ye ixpict?
13784But what do I care?
13784But what was th''use?
13784But why dhrag in matthers iv no importance?
13784Cud annything be clearer?
13784D''ye know Molly Donahue?"
13784D''ye mind Dochney that was wanst aldherman here?
13784D''ye mind th''calls I made on ye, with th''stamps undher me arms, whin I wurruked in th''post- office?
13784D''ye mind, Jawn, that th''r- rale estate business includes near ivrything fr''m vagrancy to manslaughter?
13784D''ye mind?
13784D''ye raymimber th''Carey kid?
13784D''ye think he will?
13784Did n''t ye have a beer bottle or an ice- pick?
13784Did ye iver have it?
13784Did ye iver have to wipe ye''er most intimate frinds off ye''er clothes, whin ye wint home at night?
13784Did ye iver see a man that ye''d slept with th''night before cough, an''go out with his hands ahead iv his face?
13784Did ye iver see an American or an Irishman an arnychist?
13784Did ye iver see th''wan that wudden''t?
13784Did ye niver hear it?
13784Did ye write th''letter?''
13784Dinnis or Mike?
13784Do n''t I know it?
13784Do ye believe in side- combs?
13784Do ye hear iv a manhole cover bein''blown up?
13784Donaldson?
13784Dooley, that,''an''''What''ll ye have, boys?''
13784Dooley,''he roars to me,''ai n''t ye goin''to do annything?''
13784Duggan listened; an''says he,''What''s the man sayin''?''
13784Folks all well?
13784Had Mr. Dooley?
13784Have ye e''er a Sassenach concealed about ye''er clothes?''
13784Have ye e''er a forgery about ye''er clothes, mon gin''ral?''
13784Have ye that tired feelin''?
13784He come in here Thursdah night to take his dhrink in quite; an''says I,''Did ye march to- day?''
13784He lost his balance, an''fell fr''m th''scaffoldin''he was wurrukin''on; an''th''last wurruds he said was,''Did I get him or did n''t I?''
13784He turned in an alarm; but th''fire departmint was all down on Mitchigan Avnoo, puttin''out th''lake, an''"--"Putting out what?"
13784He wudden''t want to?
13784Hivins on earth, do n''t ye know him?"
13784Honoria Casey was with him as he passed away, an''she says,''How d''ye feel?''
13784How can anny wan be annything else?
13784How cud ye, ye that was born away fr''m home?
13784How d''ye do, Mrs. Murphy?
13784How d''ye suppose she was dhressed?
13784How was himsilf?
13784How''s that?''
13784How''s thricks in th''Ninth?
13784I will ask that gintleman who jest wint out the dure, Does it pay to keep up appearances?''
13784If a batted ball goes out iv th''line afther strikin''th''player''s hands, is it fair or who?
13784If a man has eight dollars an''spends twelve iv it, what will th''poor man do?
13784If called upon to veto a bill f''r all mimbers iv th''Supreme Coort to wear hoop- skirts, wud ye veto it or wudden''t ye?
13784If it had been hot elsewhere, what had it been in Archey Road?
13784If not, why not?
13784If so, why?
13784If they let this thing go on, be hivins, why do they stop th''hootchy- kootchy?"
13784Is it council to Athlone or what, I dinnaw?"
13784Is that th''wan on th''lake front?
13784Is the snow- ploughs out, I dinnaw?"
13784Is there an accident in a grain illyvator?
13784It was years ago, durin''th''time iv Napolyeon, befure th''big fire?
13784Little Julia Dorgan called out,''Who stole Molly''s dhress?''
13784Look at there table, will ye?
13784Me a Dimmycrat?
13784Me uncle Mike was along with thim, an''he looked Cleveland over; an''says he:''Ye''ll do th''best ye can f''r us,''he says,''will ye?''
13784No reachin''f''r annything, but''Mah, will ye kindly pass th''Ph''lippeens?''
13784Now what is Mack doin''?
13784Sarsfield or William Hogan?
13784Says I,''Why?''
13784Says she,''Where''s me hoosband?''
13784Th''kids are thrivin'', I dinnaw?
13784Thin says he:''D''ye raymimber me meetin''ye down- town a week ago on Dorney''s place, loot?''
13784Thin to th''ghost:''Have ye paid th''rint here, ye big ape?''
13784Thin what am I to do?''
13784Thin who cud''ve written it?
13784Was I to stay in office, an''have me hat smashed in ivry time I wint out to walk?
13784Was it a rivolution?
13784Was n''t it a lovely night?
13784We are ol''frinds, Dinnis, now, ai n''t we?
13784What a- are we comin''to?''
13784What cud the brave men do?
13784What does he do?
13784What does th''prisoner think this is?''
13784What is your opinion iv a hereafther?
13784What was I sayin''?
13784What was I to do?
13784What was it about, I dinnaw?"
13784What''s that ye say?
13784What''s the raysult, Hinnissy?
13784What, says he, was we goin''to do about it?
13784What, you again, Peekhart?
13784Where did you get that hat?
13784Where in all, where in all?
13784Where is this here pole?
13784Where was he durin''th''war?''
13784Where''d Joe spind th''night?
13784Where''d they be, where''d they be?
13784Where''d ye say th''la- ad come fr''m?
13784Where''s th''bould Fenian?
13784Where''s th''moonlighter?
13784Where''s th''pikeman?
13784Whin Cousin George was pastin''th''former hated Castiles, who was it stood on th''shore shootin''his bow- an- arrow into th''sky but Aggynaldoo?
13784Whin a man says,''What''s that?''
13784Whin is a woman not a woman?
13784Whin th''King iv Siam wants a plisint evenin'', who does he sind f''r but a lively Kerry man that can sing a song or play a good hand at spile- five?
13784Whin there''s books to be wrote, who writes thim but Char- les Lever or Oliver Goldsmith or Willum Carleton?
13784Whin there''s speeches to be made, who makes thim but Edmund Burke or Macchew P. Brady?
13784Who are th''frinds iv th''Irish?
13784Who are they, annyhow, but foreigners, an''what right have they to be holdin''torchlight procissions in this land iv th''free an''home iv th''brave?
13784Who is she?
13784Who protecks th''poor wurrukin''man so that he''ll have to go on wurrukin''?
13784Who was it that saved the Union, Jawn?
13784Who was it?
13784Why shud they?
13784Will th''good days ever come again?
13784Ye did not?
13784Ye do n''t tell me?
13784Ye do n''t?
13784Ye niver see a storm on th''ocean?
13784Ye said jus''now, Why do I believe th''Cap''s guilty?
13784Ye''d sa- ay off hand,''Why do n''t they do as much for their own counthry?''
13784Ye''re goin''over, thin?
13784says Big Bill:''is that thrue?
13784says I:''is th''man goin''to add canniballing to his other crimes?''
13784what''s that?''
31659A barrel which?
31659Ah, friends of yours, Ferdy?
31659Ah, really?
31659Ah, what''s the odds at night?
31659Ai n''t it lady- like?
31659Ai n''t there somethin''more, Rusty?
31659Aloysius Dillon, did you say?
31659Aloysius,says he, scowlin''down at him,"where do ye be afther gettin''ut?"
31659And ai n''t this a swell car, though? 31659 And ca n''t you do something to help rescue her?"
31659And if you quit the domestic game, the kids have to go to some home, and you go back to the club?
31659And just what part of the plowed fields do you and Zylphina hail from?
31659And now you want to negotiate a second mortgage, eh?
31659And then you lost the letter?
31659And then?
31659And what might they be payin''the likes of him for bein''a jockey?
31659And what''s the woe about?
31659And when Miss Gertie comes on, and finds you''ve renigged, it''s all up between you and her, eh?
31659And where is that?
31659And would you be willing to try keeping Bentley out of mischief until I get back?
31659And you did bring them along, did n''t you? 31659 And you''re left at the post?"
31659And you''re tryin''to make good, eh?
31659And you?
31659And your game''s all on the straight after that, is it?
31659Any of them detectives of yours know the kid by sight?
31659Any of''em got anything to say about Number Five?
31659Anything particular the matter?
31659Are there any clinkers?
31659Are we part of a procession?
31659Are you Professor McCabe?
31659Are you?
31659Asks me to call around, see?
31659Bad as that?
31659Beg pardon?
31659Bettin''?
31659Bishop, what do you suppose poor dear Alicia thinks of me, though?
31659But I thought you was figurin''in that big house party out to Breeze Acres,says I,"where they''ve got a duchess on exhibition?"
31659But how do you figure out that he''s picked a squab for his''n?
31659But how will the folks at home take it?
31659But surely you are familiar with his Madonna Mia?
31659But what''s your idea of sellin''the bubble?
31659But where is it?
31659But who set''em on?
31659Ca n''t you dig something or other out of that?
31659Ca n''t you play Duke and Duchess of Kildee for an hour or so?
31659Ca n''t you put it off, Shorty?
31659Ca n''t you stand married life better''n this?
31659Can it be Cornelia Ann he''s gone on?
31659Can they run the bluff that long?
31659Can you blame us?
31659Can you do it?
31659Could n''t find many to keep, could they? 31659 Could n''t you put''em in the attic, then?"
31659Crippled, or blind or something, is he?
31659D''jer annex another five or six hundred up to the Brasstonia this afternoon?
31659D''jer think I''d be blowin''myself like this if it wa''n''t?
31659D''ye suppose I want to be reminded that I''ve broke into the bath rubber class? 31659 Did n''t you ever read Omar''s--"I sometimes think that never blows so red The rose, as where some buried Cæsar bled''?"
31659Did they fit in?
31659Did what?
31659Did you ever see folks burned and put in jars?
31659Did you get it fixed?
31659Did you get that blamed Tootle letter?
31659Did you know him?
31659Did you lose the shuffer overboard?
31659Did you tell the girl they''d better be layin''in groceries, instead of givin''an imitation tea?
31659Did you?
31659Dinner in Buffalo?
31659Do I gather that I''m to be the Commander Peary of this expedition?
31659Do I look it?
31659Do I?
31659Do n''t make your head dizzy, does it?
31659Do n''t she do it good?
31659Do n''t they have them at drug stores?
31659Do n''t you know about Lefty''s?
31659Do n''t you think they ought to have something besides sweets?
31659Do n''t you want us to call up Teddy at Oyster Bay? 31659 Do what?"
31659Do you mean it,says I,"or are you battin''up a josh?"
31659Do you mean to say he has gone?
31659Do you think you can find him?
31659Doc.,says I,"would it hurt?"
31659Does that suit, Wilbur?
31659Does, eh?
31659Eatin''house?
31659Eh?
31659Eh?
31659Ever drink a soda cocktail, Bentley?
31659Ever stop to think,says I,"how one of them kids would look after you''d got him-- so?"
31659Expectin''a consignment?
31659Fletcher, why do n''t you have him thrown out?
31659Fletchy, who''s the old one?
31659Flossy, do you come in on it?
31659Four A. M., eh?
31659Friend of yours?
31659Frighten Jack and Jill?
31659From Corson, eh?
31659From down on the point?
31659Givin''some one the slip?
31659Go reg''lar?
31659Goin''to see the girl, eh?
31659Goin''to stop, are you?
31659Good deal of a hummin''bird, she is, eh?
31659Got anything on?
31659Got the cork out, have you?
31659Had a start, did n''t you?
31659Hank Merrity?
31659Happen?
31659Hates himself, do n''t he?
31659Have they got you strapped in so you ca n''t get out?
31659Have you brought a bunch of sleut''s too?
31659Have you tried sendin''him to an institute?
31659He''s here again, is he?
31659Hear that?
31659Hey?
31659Honest, Shorty,says Chester, swallowin''the string as fast as I could unwind the ball,"you-- you do n''t like that kind of guff, do you?"
31659Honest?
31659Honest?
31659Honest?
31659Hotel people still friendly?
31659House afire, bone in your throat, or what?
31659How about it?
31659How long has this thing been goin''on?
31659How long must I wait here?
31659How long since you have been afraid of Miss Belter? 31659 How was that?"
31659How''s Fletch?
31659How''s he travellin'',says I;"tagged, in care of the conductor?"
31659How''s that for the granite heart?
31659I beg pardon,says he,"but is n''t this my old friend, Professor McCabe?"
31659I do n''t s''pose he''s any holy terror; is he?
31659I expect you''d rather recite us some poetry?
31659I guess you have, Hank,says I;"but ai n''t it expensive?
31659I hear you have something on board consigned to me, Captain?
31659I hope you do n''t mind waiting?
31659I suppose I may have Gerald now?
31659I suppose you have your price?
31659I suppose you will take them home?
31659I thought it was Valentine they was for?
31659I wonder if I should n''t stop them?
31659I''d look fine on a panel, would n''t I?
31659If I can fix it so''s to get you out on bail,says I,"will you quit this red paint business and be good?"
31659In that case-- er-- what''s the name?
31659Is Cornie the one?
31659Is all this America?
31659Is he going to do that?
31659Is it a funeral you''re goin''to?
31659Is it a string, or not? 31659 Is it too late to get busy and hand out the hot air to Stashy?"
31659Is n''t he odd?
31659Is n''t it dreadful, Bishop?
31659Is n''t it, Pembroke?
31659Is n''t that beautiful imagery?
31659Is n''t that tropical enough?
31659Is she like that all the time now?
31659Is she on hand to- night, Chetty?
31659Is that a flag station or just a four corners? 31659 Is that a guess,"says I,"or has he been havin''his fortune told?"
31659Is that a kid, or are you just havin''a dream?
31659Is the post mortem on?
31659Is this a decision that was handed you, or was it somethin''you found out for yourself?
31659Is this a rehearsal for a Hank Ibsen sprinkler scene, or is it a case of missin''jewels?
31659Is ut the Blessed Gates we''re comin''to?
31659Is-- is it all over?
31659It appears that way, does n''t it? 31659 It is rather giddy, is n''t it?"
31659It''s Vally''s turn to be it; eh?
31659It''s rather a rummy go,says he;"but where can I buy some snakes?"
31659Kind of a high powered cart, ai n''t it?
31659Let''s see, he was my third, was n''t he?
31659Like it here in town, do you?
31659Like it?
31659Looks to me like we had Skippy fingerin''the citrus, do n''t it?
31659Maybe Valentine''ll renig-- who knows?
31659Maybe it''s you that''s goin''?
31659Me back to the sweat box at eight per when I''m gettin''fourteen for this? 31659 Me?"
31659Mean to throw out a regular drag net?
31659Meetin''some one, or seein''''em off?
31659Merrity?
31659Miss Angelica likely to be in the bunch?
31659Must be some special occasion?
31659No one has told her?
31659Now what do you think of that?
31659Now, I put it up to you, Shorty, do n''t that look like I got some standin''with her?
31659Now,says I, when I''ve got Curlylocks ready for the slaughter,"what''ll it be-- two- minute rounds?"
31659Oh, it''s a bust of Bismarck, is n''t it?
31659Oh, it''s you is it, professor?
31659Oh, that''s it, eh?
31659Oh, then the heathen is wise to United States talk, is he?
31659Oh, what can we do?
31659Oh, will you?
31659Or have you got a Bowery engagement?
31659Private sleut''s?
31659Readin''po''try, eh?
31659Rossy,says I,"you''re dead anxious to hand the lemon to them two sleut''s; are you?"
31659Run him off the reservation, eh?
31659S''pose I want this thing gettin''into the papers? 31659 Say, Hank,"says I,"you do n''t mean to say you''ve been up against the skinologists?"
31659Say, Langy,says I, sidesteppin''one of his swings for my jaw,"s''posin''you''d hit some of them people, eh?
31659Say, Pinckney,I says,"if you was goin''down Broadway at eight- thirty P. M., shoppin''for glass eyes, where''d you hit first?
31659Say, Shorty,says he,"did n''t I see you driftin''around town earlier in the evenin''with a young sport in mornin''glory clothes?"
31659Say, do you think I''d be chasin''up any flashlight pirate like you, if I did?
31659Say, you peanut head, ca n''t you see this is some relation? 31659 Say,"says I,"where''d you get the idea I went out by the day?"
31659Say,says Rossiter''s old man, sizin''''em up careful,"is it all true?
31659Say,says he all excited,"do you suppose-- could we get him to put them on?"
31659See here, youngsters,says he,"which one of you is Jack?"
31659Selling out, are you?
31659Sending who?
31659She do n''t live on all five floors, does she?
31659Shorty, have you?
31659Shorty,says he,"I presume you are somewhat familiar with this-- er-- wicked resort?"
31659Shorty,says he,"ca n''t we do something to help Mr. Cobb find this young lady?"
31659Shorty,says he,"what do you think?
31659Singer or Remington?
31659So soon?
31659So the twins have been gettin''you worried, eh? 31659 So you''ve found another candidate for your private pension list, have you, Sadie?"
31659So?
31659Some one on Fifth- ave.?
31659Something in the way of live stock, eh?
31659Sort of a happy inspiration of the moment, was it?
31659Stashy wa''n''t exactly your idea of a pippin, eh?
31659Stuffed ones would n''t do, eh?
31659Sure you know where you''re goin''?
31659Swifty,says I,"is that you?"
31659That accounts for your restin''on your face, eh?
31659That you, Roland?
31659That you, Shorty?
31659That''s all, eh?
31659That''s doin''middlin''well, ai n''t it?
31659That''s fierce, ai n''t it, Shorty?
31659That''s the way they work it, eh?
31659The folks at home?
31659The urns?
31659Then perhaps you know a niece of his, Margaret Whaley?
31659Then she does n''t know what an ass I''ve been?
31659Then you have lost the address of my attorneys?
31659Then you have my boy here, have you?
31659Then you''re just travelin''around loose, eh?
31659They do n''t build clothes like them in Palopinto, do they?
31659Think so?
31659Think so?
31659Think so?
31659This ai n''t no brother act, is it?
31659This identical table; hear that, Bentley?
31659This is Professor McCabe himself, is it? 31659 Told her about it yet?"
31659Tried Wall Street?
31659Want to stop all that nonsense?
31659Was it for this you cut out going to Rockywold?
31659Was it nice, riding in the freight car?
31659Was it you that was tellin''about not wantin''to miss any fun?
31659Was you tryin''to sing,says I,"or just givin''an imitation of a steamboat siren on a foggy night?"
31659Well, Gerald, seein''as you''ve made a long jump since breakfast, what do you say to grubbin''up a little with me, eh?
31659Well, Jack,says Pinckney,"what is your last name?"
31659Well, Larry, what is it now?
31659Well, Leonidas,says I,"are you goin''to put the Shakespeare- Sagawa combination on the ten- twenty- thirt circuit?"
31659Well, Pinckney, what now?
31659Well, folks,says I,"what are we here for?
31659Well, what do you think of the rig?
31659Well, what''s your askin''price for a rig of that kind?
31659Well, where did he go from here?
31659Well, who are you?
31659Well, why did n''t you?
31659Well,says I,"she ai n''t got no bag of dynamite, or anything like that, has she?"
31659Well,says I,"you ai n''t all in, are you?"
31659Well?
31659What are the lines?
31659What blasted idiocy is this?
31659What did Hank have to say?
31659What do the ashes look like?
31659What do you mean by talking that way to me? 31659 What do you think you''re doing, anyway?"
31659What does this fellow mean by that?
31659What does this mean, Maria?
31659What happened?
31659What have they done with''em,says I--"dropped''em down the well?"
31659What is he like?
31659What is it, you poor darling?
31659What is the matter?
31659What name, sir?
31659What of it?
31659What of it?
31659What particular brand of cussedness does he make a specialty of?
31659What say?
31659What will it be, youngsters?
31659What would be your guess?
31659What''s been stirrin''you up?
31659What''s he grouchy about?
31659What''s her name?
31659What''s that?
31659What''s that?
31659What''s the breed?
31659What''s the coiffure for, anyway?
31659What''s the josh?
31659What''s the matter with home, kid?
31659What''s the row?
31659What''s the trouble?
31659What''s the use, anyway?
31659What''s this?
31659What''s your program?
31659What, the thousand- dollar- a- minute warbler?
31659When did you hit Broadway, Wilbur?
31659When you left him, was he soused, or only damp around the edges?
31659Where does he come in?
31659Where is Effie? 31659 Where to now?"
31659Where to?
31659Where you headed for now?
31659Where''d you have it built?
31659Where''d you strike from to- day?
31659Where''s America, then?
31659Where''s he gone?
31659Where''s my Aloysius? 31659 Where''s the nearest''orspital?
31659Where''s the ponies now?
31659Where?
31659Where?
31659Which one?
31659While you''d gone and tagged some pink and white, mink lined Daisy May?
31659Who are the personages?
31659Who are you plannin''to have in the audience, Chetty?
31659Who is this?
31659Who tipped you off to that?
31659Who was the guy?
31659Who''s Teddy?
31659Who''s a red head?
31659Who''s been getting friendly with the help now; eh, Sadie?
31659Who''s come?
31659Who''s comin''now?
31659Who''s the little lad?
31659Who''s the wide one?
31659Who''s this?
31659Who, Langdon? 31659 Why ca n''t I go in there?"
31659Why did n''t you say so first off?
31659Why do n''t the roses grow any more?
31659Why do n''t you buy''em a pony cart?
31659Why do n''t you write him his release?
31659Why not go back and get the letter now?
31659Why not, then?
31659Why not?
31659Why not?
31659Why should n''t they enjoy themselves in their own way?
31659Why, McCabe, what does this mean?
31659Why, do n''t you know who that is, Shorty?
31659Why, who is it?
31659Why,says Pinckney,"it was something like twenty thousand this season, was n''t it, Shrimp?"
31659Why-- why on earth did n''t you say so before, Rossy?
31659Will it make''em sit up?
31659Will this do?
31659Will you?
31659With a skirt in the background?
31659Wonder what particular brand of mollycoddle he is?
31659Would I pass?
31659Would a hotel do?
31659Would five dollars be too much?
31659Would n''t you like to buy the machine, sir?
31659Ye- e- es?
31659Ye- e- es?
31659Yes, Fletcher,says I,"why do n''t you?
31659Yes, and what then?
31659Yes?
31659Yes?
31659Yes?
31659Yes?
31659You ai n''t gettin''jealous, are you?
31659You ai n''t gettin''stage fright this late in the game, are you?
31659You ai n''t goin''up against any Canfield game; are you?
31659You ai n''t travellin''with a retinue, are you?
31659You could n''t ring in a couple of subs?
31659You do n''t mean to tell me a man of your size is trailin''some Lizzie Maud?
31659You do n''t notice any bandage over my eyes, do you? 31659 You heard Skippy pickin''himself for a winner, did n''t you?"
31659You lika ride?
31659You mean ponies, do n''t you?
31659You means you have n''t a butler? 31659 You noticed it, did n''t you, Hank?"
31659You think Langdon needs exercise?
31659You wo n''t fail?
31659You''d kind of planned to see things, eh?
31659You''re goin''to offer Gerty the job?
31659You-- you would n''t want him too, would you?
31659Your maw says you do a little boxin''?
31659''Ca n''t you see?
31659''O''s the little man?"
31659--''What for?''
31659A woman in there?"
31659Ah, say, do n''t I look like I could buy fly paper without gettin''stuck?
31659Ai n''t got the ring in your vest pocket, have you?"
31659Ai n''t they the pippins, though?
31659Akehead?
31659Alicia?
31659And do n''t you suppose I''ve found out, in all these years, that he has n''t sense enough to pound sand?
31659And say, what do you suppose they did with that gift pair of terrors, Jack and Jill, while they was makin''the weddin''tour?
31659And say, what kind of bats do you think had got into their belfries?
31659And say, what would you expect?
31659And say, you know how pig headed one of them hen brained Cockneys can be?
31659And they look different when they''re asleep, do n''t they?
31659And what about the gun?"
31659And what do you guess is the first thing he does?
31659And what do you guess is the matter with her?
31659And what do you guess shows up?
31659And what do you guess?
31659And what do you suppose she passes out?
31659And what''s that got to do with fertilisin''flower beds with the pulverised relations of your landladies?
31659And where are they now?"
31659And where is Jack now?"
31659And while he introduced us to each oth- er-- Eh?
31659And who do you suppose showed up at the Studio next forenoon?
31659Anything more?"
31659Are n''t you ashamed, Ferdy, to act so foolish over me?"
31659As we gets into the elevator, he pulls me by the sleeve and whispers:"I say, Shorty, which one is it?"
31659Besides, by what right do you question my method of getting rid of a sneak thief?"
31659Besides, who would want to live in Africa when they could stop in New York?
31659But does Rinkey always rest on his face when he sits down?"
31659But he''s a dear boy; is n''t he, Pembroke?"
31659But how are the corn and hogs doin'', Wilbur?"
31659But say, Snick; how many times do I have to buy out that eye before I get an equity in it?"
31659But say, first glimpse you get, do n''t it knock your eye out?
31659But what can I do?
31659But what can you do with a pair of knock knees and shoulders that slope like a hip roof?
31659But what kind of a come back do I get?
31659But what was the eye swabbin''for, then?"
31659But while you was givin''him instructions, why did n''t you tell him to make a noise like a hornet?
31659But you did n''t take this for one of Frohman''s road companies, did you?"
31659But you know the kind of birds that roost along Peacock Alley?
31659Butters?"
31659Ca n''t I have him, Fletcher?"
31659Ca n''t a feller own a glass eye without wearin''it?"
31659Ca n''t you see that we''re right in the middle of an elopement?"
31659Ca n''t you send for him?"
31659Can she?
31659Cobb?"
31659D''ye suppose I''m anxious to have all New York know that my son''s been made a fool of?
31659Did I know Larry?
31659Did I say anything about Primrose Park bein''a place where nothin''ever happened?
31659Did he leave the number?"
31659Did n''t he give any letters for the front of it?"
31659Did n''t she want to change her plans and stay a month or so with him and the twins at some nice place up in Westchester?
31659Did n''t you and I help her to get her start?
31659Did she?
31659Did some one drug you?"
31659Did they go up with a powder mill, or fall into a stone crusher?"
31659Did they put it over the Bradys?
31659Did we?
31659Did you buy it some dark night, or was it made to order after somethin''you saw in a dream?"
31659Do n''t feel like limberin''up a bit with the mitts, do you?"
31659Do n''t happen to know him, do you?"
31659Do n''t he scare the twins?"
31659Do n''t lay out to slaughter any redskins, do you?"
31659Do n''t they, Pembroke?"
31659Do n''t you?"
31659Do you know what I''d like best?"
31659Do you pass it?"
31659Do you remember if this pair was somethin''you sent for, or is it a birthday surprise?"
31659Do you think as much of one another as all that?"
31659Does Lulu know it?"
31659Does it?
31659Domestic?
31659Eh, Bishop?"
31659Eh, what''s that?
31659Eh?"
31659Ever hear Swifty shoot that over his shoulder without turnin''his head?
31659Ever hear of Wilbur, from Hoxie, Kan.?"
31659Ever see an old lady tryin''to shoo a rooster into a fence corner, while the old man waited around the end of the woodshed with the axe?
31659Ever see one of these medicine shows?
31659Ever try to answer all the questions a kid of that age can think up?
31659Ever try to carry on a debate through a silver salt shaker?
31659Feel?
31659Ferdy?"
31659Folks?
31659For a bachelor, you''re doin''well, ai n''t you?
31659Fun?
31659Funny, ai n''t it, how most everyone''ll prick up their ears at that name?
31659Funny, ai n''t it, how you can get to be such good friends with anyone so sudden?
31659Gerald eyes her for a while; then he leans over to me and whispers,"Is this the butler''s night off?"
31659Gerald?"
31659Give me two minutes, will you?"
31659Got any idea of how he tackles a job like that?
31659Got her inside there, have you?"
31659Got her placed now?
31659Got them directions?
31659Greater New York could be located just about now?"
31659Ha- a- a- ar- lem!"?
31659Hank, who did it?"
31659Have to grow tall out there, do n''t you, so''s not to get lost in the wheat patch?"
31659Have you seen him recently?"
31659Have you seen him?"
31659He ai n''t perfumed with violets either, when you get right close to; but the ash collectin''business do n''t call for_ peau d''Espagne_, does it?
31659He''s a cook; ca n''t you see by the cap?"
31659Honest, I felt sorry for them suds slingers that travels around the deck singin''out,"Who wants the waiter?"
31659How about Angelica?
31659How about it?"
31659How about it?"
31659How about repeatin''eh?"
31659How did it happen?
31659How goes it?"
31659How you goin''to dodge a thing of that kind?
31659How''s that, now?"
31659I suppose you go about a lot?
31659I thought it was the twins that was worryin''you?"
31659I wonder how long I am expected to keep them?"
31659I''ll lead him off, though, and guarantee he do n''t come back, if that''ll do?"
31659II ROUNDING UP MAGGIE Say, who was tellin''you?
31659III UP AGAINST BENTLEY Say, where''s Palopinto, anyway?
31659IX A LINE ON PEACOCK ALLEY What''s the use of travelin'', when there''s more fun stayin''home?
31659If there was to be any fam''ly convention and weddin''celebration, why could n''t she have her little Aloysius to it?
31659Is it a go?"
31659Is it a raid, or what?
31659Is it locomotor ataxia that ails the thing, or cirrhosis of the sparkin''plug?"
31659Is it more fun to smash''em in the ribs-- bang!--like that?
31659Is n''t it terrible?"
31659Is that clear?"
31659Is that you?"
31659It''s somethin''I ai n''t puttin''on the bulletin board, or includin''in my list of references, understand?
31659Jarred your nut a bit, that one did, eh?
31659Kupps, who''s Ferdy''s lady friend?"
31659Line''em up outside, will you?"
31659Loosen up there a bit, will you?"
31659Maybe you know about the Wigghorns?
31659Maybe you never noticed how Swifty''s top piece is finished off?
31659Maybe you remember me tellin''you awhile back about Cornelia Ann Belter?
31659Maybe you''ve never seen Swifty when he''s real stirred up?
31659McCabe?"
31659Might I trouble you to remind me of the fact when we arrive?"
31659Mighty slick, ai n''t it?"
31659Mrs. Merrity only raises her eyebrows and smiles, as much as to say,"Oh, what can one expect?"
31659My first message read like this,''What''s the matter with me?''
31659Never saw Eunice May, did you?
31659No relation, I hope?"
31659No?
31659No?
31659Not the old flannel mouth that''s chopped tickets at the 33d- st. station ever since the L was built?"
31659Now Wilbur''s all right in his way; but ai n''t he a little rugged to spring on a lady manicure that has n''t seen him for some time?"
31659Now again, what''s the name?"
31659Now that was plain enough, wa''n''t it?
31659Now what do you think of the way them kids is carryin''on in there?"
31659Now would n''t that give you a foolish fit?
31659Now you''re sure he did n''t leave any private messages, or notes or anything of that kind?"
31659Or send for your old friend Bishop Potter?
31659Or to slug''em in the head-- biff!--so?
31659Rossy?"
31659Rusty, how about it?"
31659S''posin''that car of yours had caught one of them old women-- biff!--like that?"
31659Say, how''s that as a steady job for a grown man, eh?
31659Say, it''s a wonder some of them South Brooklyn cloth carpenters do n''t get the blind staggers, turnin''out clothes like that; ai n''t it?
31659Say, that was a real puncherino, eh?
31659Say, wa''n''t that friendly enough?
31659Say, what a difference a little of the right kind of dry goods will make in a girl, wo n''t it?
31659Say, what''s the use?
31659Say, who do you guess?
31659Say, who was this duck Omar?
31659Say, you''d thought a feller with talent like that would have made a name for himself, would n''t you?
31659Scenery?
31659Shall I bring''em up?"
31659Shall we finish the evenin''like we begun?
31659Shall we follow it up?"
31659Shall we signal the driver to do a pivot and head her north?"
31659She was the star of the collection, and I nearly loses my breath when Hank says:"Reney, you remember Shorty McCabe, do n''t you?"
31659Should we visit the steamer, or not?"
31659So Jack is your papa, is he?
31659So what''s the use?
31659Somewhere in Ohio, ai n''t it?"
31659Sounds like a Percy job, do n''t it?
31659Suppose we give it a whirl?''
31659Texas, eh?
31659Texas, eh?
31659That''s a great kid of yours, eh?"
31659The Bishop just looks from one to the other, and then he braces up and says,"Ferdinand, this is not possible, is it?"
31659The weeps was for him, then?"
31659There''s such a thing as burnin''one brand over another, ai n''t there?
31659They''re all up at their Lenox place, ai n''t they?"
31659They''re champagne coolers; but Mother Dillon do n''t know the difference, so what''s the odds?
31659Think your mother and I are aching to have one of these bleached hair chorus girls in the family?
31659This is a real lady,--nice and classy, see?"
31659Tin badgers?"
31659Understand?"
31659Wabbly on your feet, are you?
31659Was Ferdy in town, or out of town, and when would he be back?
31659Was he stung?
31659Was that a josh, or what?
31659We was half way back when Gerald looks up and says,"You wo n''t take me home, will you?"
31659Well, as Dennis says afterwards, in tellin''Mother Whaley about it,"Glory be, would yez think ut?
31659Well, you know how that little trick of makin''a snow angel brought her in orders from Mrs. Purdy Pell, and Sadie, and the rest?
31659What I want to know, though, is how it happened?"
31659What do you say?"
31659What do you want me to do-- hold a bucket for the tears?"
31659What else was there for Purdy to do but learn to drink tea with lemon in it, and lead cotillions?
31659What is Dallas, a water tank stop?"
31659What old girl?
31659What then?"
31659What''s doin''?"
31659What''s happened to that memorial window of yours this time?"
31659What''s the go?"
31659What''s the name, miss?"
31659What''s the use ownin''property in the country house belt if you do n''t use it now and then?
31659What''s to be done, mum?"
31659What''s your idea of findin''her?"
31659What?
31659When aunty''s so she can hold her head up and open her eyes, she looks about cautious, and whispers:"Has-- has he gone, Purdy, dear?"
31659When it comes to takin''the long jump, we''re all pretty much on the same grade, ai n''t we?
31659Where can I find you?"
31659Where do they figure in this?"
31659Where else?"
31659Where is he, will ye tell me that?"
31659Where''ll I find him?"
31659Where''s Miss Gertie?"
31659Where''s me rooms?"
31659Who are the husky boys?"
31659Who else would be likely to marry him?
31659Who was the Bradys, that they should have weddin''celebrations when the Dillons had none?
31659Who''ll run it?"
31659Who''s Rusty?
31659Who''s the home destroyer with the vaseline voice and the fuzzy nut?"
31659Who''s the other?"
31659Why not try there?"
31659Will to- morrow do?"
31659Will you let me take you over for the night?"
31659Will you?"
31659Wo n''t Langdon make a lovely officer?"
31659Wo n''t he, Pembroke?"
31659Wo n''t she stand for the green curtain?"
31659Wonder what fetches the kid in here?"
31659Would n''t that freeze your blood?
31659Would n''t that grind you?
31659Would n''t that make you seasick?
31659Would n''t you?"
31659Would they?
31659Would you try a china store, Or a gent''s furnishin''s place?"
31659Would you want to be burned after you was a deader?"
31659XVI WHY FERDY DUCKED Say, there''s no tellin'', is there?
31659YELLS HANK, LETTIN''OUT AN EARSPLITTER HE HAS THE PO''TRY TAP TURNED ON FULL BLAST I SHORTY AND THE PLUTE Notice any gold dust on my back?
31659You are to repawt at his apartments at fawh o''clock this awfternoon-- fawh o''clock, understand?"
31659You have n''t gone broke to do it, have you?"
31659You here again?"
31659You know how gentle and easy the trick has to be worked?
31659You know the style of chorus ladies the Lieblers bring over,--the lengthy, high chested, golden haired kind?
31659You never heard of me chasin''the Lizzies yet, did you?
31659You would n''t guess, though, that any corn fed romance like that would stir up such a blood as Pinckney?
31659You''ll be up to- morrow?"
31659You''re very young and pretty, are n''t you?
31659You''ve heard of Bedelia?
31659You''ve noticed that electric light complexion some of our Broadway rounders gets on?
31659You''ve seen them symphonies in greys and browns, with everything matched up, from their shirt studs to their shoes buttons?
31659You?"
31659gloss?"
31659is n''t he?
31659look what''s here?"
31659mausoleum?"
31659says Pat"Ca n''t I help some?"
31659what do you think of that?
31659what you been up to now?"
31659you can scare''em to death, eh?
31659you do n''t imagine I think he''s an Apollo, just because he''s my son, do you?
37430''What are you doin''there?'' 37430 ----noble creature, expect?"
37430A dog, darling?
37430A literary man?
37430A one man dog?
37430A pageant?
37430A show, Blossom?
37430A writing fella?
37430Abbreviations?
37430Ah?
37430Ai n''t you advertising something?
37430Ai n''t you made a little mistake?
37430Ai n''t you made a little mistake?
37430Ai n''t you the guy I seen layin''away a double portion of strawb''ry shortcake wit''cream?
37430All over?
37430Am I to hear all that again? 37430 Ambrose, what do you mean?"
37430And finally to me, the president of the line?
37430And to the captain?
37430And to the chief steward?
37430And when I come back,he went on sternly,"I want to be able to get into my own house, do you understand?"
37430And you tried to make me think,he repeated in a tone of wonder,"that you liked Hydeman and were going to the Pagan Rout with him?
37430And you''re going to the Pagan Rout?
37430Are my trousers pressed yet?
37430Are we sinking? 37430 Are you aware,"he asked, focusing his gaze on Mr. Pottle,"that there is acid in this cherry?"
37430Are you sure?
37430Ask Mr. Cowan to come in, will you?
37430At the supper?
37430Aw, wadda yuh expeck of Chinless?
37430Back soon?
37430Bamboo?
37430Bay rum?
37430Believe it? 37430 Blossom,"he began huskily,"have you ever thought of marrying again?"
37430Blow? 37430 Blow?"
37430Bluffing?
37430Burdette?
37430But are you sure you''ll get it?
37430But do n''t you think alligators are more interesting than acids?
37430But how?
37430But say, Jake, would n''t you and your wife like to be our guests at a little party to- night? 37430 But what did they give to the Day Nursery fund?"
37430But why?
37430But, Commissioner,cried Peter, winking very hard with both eyes, for they were blurring,"have n''t you made a mistake?
37430But, Tidbury, if I marry you,she said anxiously,"you''ll reform, wo n''t you?
37430But,she added,"I think Longfellow is sweet, do n''t you?"
37430By the way, Mr. Poodle, are you interested in Abyssinia?
37430Ca n''t find what?
37430Can it be that they are more astute than two veteran truffle- hunters?
37430Chester, did you hear what your father said?
37430Chloride of lime?
37430Climbing the lather of success, eh?
37430Could n''t we have just one little fudge sundae first?
37430Could n''t we stop in and have a teeny, weeny bit of lunch?
37430Could n''t we walk?
37430Cowdin sick, eh?
37430Dandruff- Death?
37430Devil?
37430Diamond juice?
37430Did I ring for you?
37430Did he bite you?
37430Did n''t I always say that Tidbury Epps was a live one, underneath?
37430Did n''t he care for-- er-- literature?
37430Did n''t you follow me?
37430Did you ever read''Robinson Crusoe''?
37430Did you read''Green Isles, Brown Man- Eaters, and a White Man''?
37430Did you say Arabia? 37430 Did you wish something?"
37430Did you? 37430 Do I get that job?"
37430Do I get the job?
37430Do I not know?
37430Do I not know?
37430Do alligators bellow?
37430Do n''t you consider Mildred Wrigley a woman?
37430Do n''t you ever read, Luke?
37430Do n''t you just adore griddle cakes?
37430Do n''t you think, Blossom,he said,"that Babylonia is a fascinating country?"
37430Do you know what N. U. T. stands for?
37430Do you mean I brought him with me?
37430Do you mean to say you tackled old frosty- face Felix himself?
37430Do you realize, Mr. Addicks, that every time you go up to the water cooler you waste fifteen seconds of the firm''s time? 37430 Do you think one person ought to be frank with another person?"
37430Do you think perhaps, Monsieur Pettipon, that I wish to discuss entomology at six in the morning? 37430 Do you want Terrible Battling Epps to take a poke at you?"
37430Do you want me to go out,asked Mrs. Pottle,"with this heavy cold?"
37430Does he?
37430Does your wife scold and your children scream?
37430Eh? 37430 Eleven years?"
37430Emily,he had said to the loveliest girl in the world,"will you marry me?"
37430Er-- Blossom dear, how much did he cost?
37430F- failed?
37430Feel it?
37430Fifty dollars per pup, eh?
37430Fifty dollars per pup, eh?
37430Fitch?
37430Flat?
37430For my sake?
37430Forget, monsieur? 37430 From a pup up?"
37430From what?
37430Funny way, Ambrose?
37430Give us one, mister?
37430Hammer?
37430Have I not Clotilde?
37430Have you been drinking?
37430Have you no soul? 37430 Have you not crossed on the_ Voltaire_ a hundred and twenty- seven times?
37430He did?
37430Heard him? 37430 Heard him?
37430Hello, Al, wotja want?
37430Here?
37430Hey, Pottle, what''s bitin''you? 37430 Hey, mister, why do n''t you take your clothes off?"
37430Him? 37430 Hip oil?"
37430Honey, what''s happened? 37430 How about all our wedding silver?
37430How can I keep the respect of the community if I go round like this?
37430How can you say such a thing? 37430 How can you say that?"
37430How come you ca n''t keep an assistant, Otto?
37430How dare you say such a thing of me?
37430How do I get to Wazzington Square?
37430How go there? 37430 How is that gang behaving?"
37430How much?
37430How should I know? 37430 How would you like to come home from Zanesville or Bucyrus some day and find me gone, Ambrose?"
37430How would you like to have me tell Mildred Wrigley you said that?
37430How''s the head, old sport? 37430 Howzit?"
37430Hydeman?
37430I beg pardon?
37430I beg pardon?
37430I could get away with a dog like that, could n''t I? 37430 I could n''t, hey?
37430I did n''t say''beagle'',the stranger smiled,"I said''peagle''--p- e- a- g- l- e.""What''s that?"
37430I s''pose that white stuff on your upper lip ai n''t whipped cream?
37430I save her?
37430I thought for a minute he was going to,admitted Mrs. Pottle,"and then he said,''Are the Gulicks interested in this?''
37430I withdraw? 37430 If he has something to say to me,"thought Horace,"why does he say it with glowers?"
37430Impossible?
37430In bed?
37430In how many years?
37430Indeed?
37430Is he your pup,he demanded, oratorically,"or is he not your pup, Mrs. Pottle?
37430Is it all right? 37430 Is it not enough point that this thing was found in one of my cabins?
37430Is it that Monsieur refuses to fight?
37430Is it that you take me for a Punch and Judy show, Aristide?
37430Is it you, Pether?
37430Is n''t he a love? 37430 Is that a fact?"
37430Is there anything I can do for you?
37430Is there anything in American history the Gulicks did n''t have a hand in?
37430Is this perhaps a bribe, monsieur?
37430Isle of O- pip- ee?
37430It can not be?
37430It-- it is n''t that,fumbled out Peter Mullaney,"but-- but would n''t you please let me go out on post once more with Officer Gaffney?"
37430Jawn, where is the Tropic of Capricorn?
37430Kidnapers? 37430 Leak?
37430Like being in love, for example?
37430Look here,said Chester, hoarsely,"we''ve known each other for a long time now, have n''t we?"
37430Lookahere, Ed Peterson, how dare you pass remarks like that about my ole friend, Mr.---- What is your name, anyhow? 37430 Man?"
37430May I come to see you to- night?
37430May I order just anything I want?
37430Me? 37430 Me?"
37430Me?
37430Mealy- mealy, why you save me? 37430 Mealy- mealy, you eatum long pig?
37430Monday? 37430 Money?"
37430Mr. Cowdin,said Croly, as calmly as a bumping heart would permit,"shall I take over Baldwin''s work?"
37430Much how?
37430Must you trouble me with your pets at this time when I am busy?
37430Mutt, Ambrose?
37430Name''s what?
37430No? 37430 No?"
37430Not all of it?
37430Not one of you?
37430Now one more tiny favor?
37430Oh, Croly dear,she said softly,"how did you do it?"
37430Oh, are you, Mr. Deeley? 37430 Oh, did you, indeed?"
37430Oh, is he?
37430Oh, what is that?
37430Oh, what''ll I do, what''ll I do?
37430Oh, who was he?
37430Oh, you do, do you?
37430One what?
37430Or brought nine old aunts to live with him?
37430Oyster?
37430Patience? 37430 Pershin'',"said Mr. Pottle, plaintively,"can it be that you have forgotten Papa Pottle?
37430Pershing? 37430 Pershing?"
37430Pets, monsieur?
37430Plain water?
37430Point, monsieur the captain?
37430Pottle,he said, thoughtfully,"have n''t they got a dachshund up at those there kennels?"
37430Protection, my angel? 37430 Question seventeen?"
37430Really?
37430Right? 37430 Sample of what?"
37430Say, Pottle,he said,"if you''re so nutty about these here South Sea Islands, why do n''t you go there?"
37430Say, what do you think this joint is? 37430 Say, when does the next trolley leave for Xenia?"
37430Say,demanded Mr. Hydeman,"did you think I was going to take a hippopotamus with me?"
37430Say,he asked, struck by a thought,"how do you know what spirits are going to be in this?
37430Say,said the limp youth,"ai n''t you Kid McNulty, de Chelsea Bearcat?"
37430Scared to drink? 37430 Shall I tell him about Little Red Riding Hood or Goody Two Shoes?"
37430Shaved their own heads, did they? 37430 She did, did she?"
37430She did?
37430Shure, me bye,remarked old man Mullaney as he cut Peter down,"are ye after thinkin''that the Mullaneys is made of Injy rubber?
37430Simpson Hall? 37430 So it''s you, is it?"
37430So you think you can tell me how much Pink Petal costs a cake to make, eh?
37430So you''re''sguised? 37430 So,"she said,"its whole name is Pershing Audacious Indomitable, is n''t it, tweetums?"
37430Soap?
37430Still thinkin''about the Tropic of Capricorn?
37430Sure I do, honey,said Mr. Pottle,"but a man can like stories about elephants without wanting to own one, ca n''t he?"
37430Sweet Lilac Tonic?
37430Ten thousand million little blue devils, what does this mean?
37430The Tropic of Whichicorn?
37430The girl?
37430The widow of Sergeant Aubison?
37430Then why do you bring him to me with such great care?
37430Then you do n''t remember what he says on Page 489?
37430They''re kinda brief, are n''t they, Blossom?
37430Thirry sizz?
37430To whom do you think you''re speaking to?
37430To whom? 37430 Too late for what, Hoo?"
37430Two hundred, then?
37430Undress you, mister?
37430Up?
37430Upon what do the men in the jungle feast, O plump and pleasing daughter of delight?
37430Wad are you? 37430 Wadda yah want?"
37430Waddabout me, hey? 37430 Wadjuh expeck in a Horse''s Neck?"
37430Wadjuh got?
37430Waz difference?
37430We ca n''t leave him in the cold, can we?
37430Webber Hall? 37430 Well, Chief?"
37430Well, Monsieur Pettipon?
37430Well, dear, what kind of a dog shall we get?
37430Well, got any candidates for the place?
37430Well, wad are you?
37430Well, well?
37430Well, whose one man dog is he?
37430Well, why the dooce did n''t you?
37430Well,said the burglar,"will you take a hundred for her?"
37430Well,ventured Mr. Blatter,"what about Tidbury Epps?"
37430Well? 37430 Well?"
37430Well?
37430Well?
37430Well?
37430Were you scheduled to go out on post for instruction,he asked,"if you passed your examination?"
37430Wetsel?
37430Wha- a- at?
37430What about his father?
37430What are you''sguised as? 37430 What books?"
37430What did I tell yuh?
37430What did you say; then what did he say; then what did you say?
37430What did you want a red cent for, honey?
37430What do you mean?
37430What do you wonder, Ambrose?
37430What does that mean?
37430What experience have you had?
37430What has she done?
37430What has that to do with baboons?
37430What if she did? 37430 What in the name of thunder have you been doing to your hair?"
37430What is it, O Bunnidori?
37430What line are you in?
37430What man said this?
37430What name?
37430What sort of costume?
37430What the devil are you?
37430What thing? 37430 What was it the Belgiums said?"
37430What way?
37430What''s bitin''you, anyhow, Pottle? 37430 What''s that you say?"
37430What''s that? 37430 What''s the joke?"
37430What''s wrong with Hydeman?
37430What''s your name?
37430What, dear?
37430What, you still in the hot room? 37430 What?
37430What? 37430 What?
37430What? 37430 What?"
37430What?
37430What?
37430When was Granville founded?
37430When?
37430Where am I?
37430Where are can- balls? 37430 Where can I hang my pants?"
37430Where do I come in?
37430Where have you been all day?
37430Where is it now?
37430Where is? 37430 Where is?"
37430Where you gottum tribe? 37430 Where your tribe, Pottle- pottle?"
37430Where''d she find it?
37430Where''d you get her?
37430Where''d you get the pooch?
37430Where''s Cleopotter?
37430Where''s Cowdin? 37430 Where''s Cowdin?"
37430Where''s Gawge?
37430Where''s everybody?
37430Where?
37430Where?
37430Where?
37430Who are you?
37430Who are you?
37430Who are you?
37430Who asked you for your red cents?
37430Who is it?
37430Who is your favorite poet?
37430Who would n''t give you a red cent?
37430Who you?
37430Who''s he?
37430Who''s that?
37430Who? 37430 Who?"
37430Whom are you going with?
37430Whom did you expect it to be?
37430Whose else would it be?
37430Why are you so pensive?
37430Why are you''sguised? 37430 Why should they come here?"
37430Why were n''t you home for lunch?
37430Why, Mildred,exclaimed Chester, and for the first time there was impatience in his voice,"what''s the matter?"
37430Why, what ails you, anyhow?
37430Why?
37430Why?
37430Will Monsieur and his seconds do me the honor of calling on me day after to- morrow?
37430Will it poison us? 37430 Will to- morrow at dawn be convenient for Monsieur?"
37430With axle grease?
37430With this company?
37430With what company?
37430Work?
37430Wot''s the big idea? 37430 Wot''s the joke?"
37430Wotja want?
37430Would n''t you like some nice watercress salad and some tea and lady- fingers?
37430Yes,said Mr. Pottle;"why?"
37430You a fighter?
37430You do n''t mean antelope?
37430You do n''t tell me?
37430You do not wish to withdraw them?
37430You have come to fight?
37430You have?
37430You know him, then?
37430You married?
37430You take me right home, do you hear?
37430You take me to- mollow? 37430 You thought I was a dead one, eh?"
37430You will, will you?
37430You''ll what?
37430You''re familiar with Bambara, are n''t you?
37430You''re not serious, Otto?
37430You, Blossom?
37430You-- have-- an-- engagement?
37430You? 37430 You?
37430You?
37430Your dog?
37430Your pageant? 37430 Your precious what?"
37430_ Who am I, oh list''ning peoples? 37430 A dog can bark and bite whether he has a family tree or not, ca n''t he? 37430 A dump? 37430 Addicks?
37430Addicks?"
37430Addicks?"
37430Again?
37430Am I not a sportsman?
37430An uncommendable attitude?
37430And Cowan told you you did n''t have a figuring mind, did he?
37430And Monsieur Pettipon would smile hopefully and say"Who can tell?"
37430And anyhow, why pamper him?
37430And jump in the arms of your own true love, While the wind blows chilly and cold?
37430And leave the lentil soup to burn?"
37430And what is a virtuoso without a violin?
37430And what would you suggest instead of the old way?"
37430Are you?"
37430Are you?"
37430At last with a great effort he asked weakly,"You found him here, monsieur?"
37430At the top of his voice, he began,"_ Who am I, oh list''ning peoples?_""Pottle the barber,"answered a voice in the gallery.
37430Believe what?
37430Besides me ambitious but diminootive frind, if they was yeggs what good could ye do wid no stick and no gun?
37430Bonticu marry?
37430Bottle?"
37430Braddy, why the devil do n''t you do something decisive?"
37430Braddy?"
37430But can you imagine old Epps giving a party?"
37430But now have I not a thousand and two things to do?
37430But oh, Croly dear, we could n''t live on twenty- two dollars and fifty cents a week; now could we?"
37430But surely you have heard what I, Alphonse Pettipon, steward in the second class, found in one of my cabins?"
37430But then, again, why stop at twenty dollars?
37430But what about the explorers who had not written books?
37430But when he came to Croly he shot him an impatient look and asked sharply,"Well, speak up, ca n''t yuh?"
37430But would they ever find out?
37430Ca n''t I protect you?"
37430Can I have a dish of it on the back stairs?
37430Can you forgive me?"
37430Can you imagine me a parson?"
37430Can- balls where are?
37430Could Napoleon forget Waterloo?
37430Could it be that that was where he would do best?
37430Could n''t you just DIE eating lobster?"
37430Croly Addicks?
37430DON''T MISS THE DARING GARDEN OF EDEN BALLET AND MASQUE AT FOUR A.M."Are you a Greenwich Villager?"
37430Deeley?"
37430Did I not say to forget the matter?"
37430Did n''t I walk six blocks in the cold to a grocery store to get a box for his bed?
37430Did n''t you line it with some of my best towels?
37430Did not the chief steward''s words imply that the crime was too heinous for any one less than the captain himself to pass judgment on it?
37430Did the nassy man frighten my precious Pershing?"
37430Dinner and then the Winter Garden?
37430Do I care?"
37430Do I care?"
37430Do I get the job?"
37430Do n''t it say in the Bible,''What man by takin''thought can add a Cupid to his statue?''"
37430Do n''t you remember?
37430Do you hear that?"
37430Do you understand?
37430Does your mind never soar?
37430Drunk?
37430Eatum long pig you?
37430Epps?"
37430Fire?
37430For example, Mr. Puttle, do you know what R. W. D. G. M. stands for?"
37430Found another one?"
37430Gallup?"
37430Get me?
37430Get me?"
37430Go there how?
37430Got any valuables?
37430Had not the chief steward refused to hear him?
37430Has a speck of dust ever been found in one of your cabins?
37430Have n''t I trouble enough without my own husband adding to it?"
37430Have we hit an iceberg?"
37430Have you forgotten nice, kind mans that took you for pretty walks?
37430He did n''t ride all the way out here to Ohio, did he?"
37430He did so, muttering the while:"Undress me?
37430He said loudly:"Who you?
37430He stared, fascinated, overwhelmed; it must surely be his face, since his body was attached to it, but how could it be?
37430He threw himself into the work of selling rugs so vigorously that his fellow salesmen whispered to each other,"What ails the Ole Hippopotamus?"
37430He was a bachelor, and said, more than once, as he sipped his old Anjou in the Café de l''Univers,"I marry?
37430He was hearing Kondorman ask,"Where is the Tropic of Capricorn?"
37430He?
37430Heard who?"
37430His friends?
37430His shield?
37430His tribe?
37430How could she know, having been brought up so carefully?
37430How did Rockefeller?
37430How did this here Vanderlip?
37430How long have you been here?"
37430How many times do I have to tell you to watch it?"
37430How old are you?
37430Hugh Braddy?
37430Hunger?
37430Hydeman had sniggered at him, had he?
37430I be dad to a collection of squealing, wiggling cabbages?
37430I have my reasons----""Who brought what with whom?"
37430I marry?
37430I read in the paper last night a piece that asked something that''s been on my mind a long time:''Whither are we drifting?''"
37430I sent for Cowdin, did n''t I?
37430I suppose seven times a day, including once in the middle of the night is n''t often enough?"
37430I''ll admit he made good coffee-- But a soldier?
37430In C 341 was a young painter and his bride; his tip would be two dollars, and that would be enough, for was he not a fellow artist?
37430In the books they do n''t have''em, do they?
37430Indeed, polygamy is a common practice, and----""Polly Gammy?"
37430Instead, with a smile in which there was a lot of irony, and some interest, he asked,"Oh, indeed?
37430Is it hard work?"
37430Is it not a question of honor?
37430Is it that Monsieur is prepared to swallow his word of insult?"
37430Is it that in the second class one comes to blows with them?"
37430Is n''t it about time this great hulking creature did something to earn his keep?
37430Is n''t it under a nice, warm stove?
37430Is that nothing?
37430Is where?"
37430Just drop a note to Cowdin to- morrow, will you, and tell him he need n''t come back?"
37430Let''s see-- there are many kinds-- acetic, benzoic, citric, gallic, lactic, malic, oxalic, palmitic, picric-- but why go on?"
37430Long pig you eatum?"
37430May they call to- morrow at high noon?"
37430Me you take to- mollow?
37430Most baboons have ischial callosities----""Oh, what do they do with them?"
37430Mr. Pottle checked the frown that had started to gather at"Blossom,"and asked politely,"And what is the beast''s name?"
37430My one man dog will guard me, wo n''t you, sweetie- pie?
37430Not Monday?
37430Not a S- s- schimpaz- z- ze- e- e.""Ran- tan?"
37430Now, honey, why not give a good, old- fashioned chicken supper in the church hall, with perhaps a minstrel show afterward?
37430Of course he ai n''t no revnofficer?
37430Of them he inquired solicitously enough,"What''s yourn?"
37430Of what do you speak?
37430Oh, Martha dear, why did you do it?"
37430Oh, what?
37430Or was it three blocks souse and two blocks wes''?"
37430Pantan?
37430Perhaps, young man, you''ll be so good as to tell me what''s wrong with it?
37430Pobble?"
37430Pottle and Pageantry_ 101 VI_ The Cage Man_ 127 VII_ Where is the Tropic of Capricorn?_ 145 VIII_ Mr.
37430Pottle?"
37430S- s- schimpaz- z- ze- e- e?"
37430Sandy Claws or a cough drop?"
37430Say, Terrible, why did n''t you join us at the Pagan Rout?"
37430Say, next time yuh meet him you''ll knock him for a row of circus tents, wo n''t yuh?"
37430Scared of anything?
37430Shall Granville lag behind?
37430Shall we meet at dawn to- morrow?"
37430She busied herself with the angel''s wing, then paused to ask,"Ambrose, have you learned your historical epilogue?"
37430Should he begin,"Mr. Berger, if you think I''m worth it, will you please raise my pay five dollars a week?"
37430Should he begin,"See here, Mr. Berger, the time has come for you to raise my salary ten dollars?"
37430Should he call it"Cannibal- Bound on O- pip- ee,"or,"Cannibals Who have almost Eaten Me"?
37430So Martha Ritter thought he was quiet, eh?
37430So full of understanding and fidelity and-- and----""Fleas?"
37430So with a temerity quite foreign to him he stepped up briskly to the first passing pedestrian and asked,"Say, frien'', where''s Sebble Abloo?"
37430Somebody overboard?
37430Something was asking him,"Why go in that house?
37430Taken for Kid McNulty, the prize fighter?
37430That fed you pretty steaks?
37430That gave you pretty baths?
37430The chief purchasing agent''s countenance wore the expression of one who says"Where have I seen that face before?"
37430The kennel man said,''Now ai n''t that wonderful, lady, the way he''s taken to you?
37430The mother is as fine a looking spotted coach dog as ever you laid an eye on and the pups----""What was the father?"
37430The only way I can find that out is by asking questions, is n''t it?"
37430The question is,''Where is the Tropic of Capricorn?''
37430The town grew up and made''em rich, but what did they ever do for the town?"
37430Then Peter asked,"Jawn----""What, Pether?"
37430Then why wake me up this cold night?"
37430Then, to her husband,"Ambrose, how can you suggest such a thing?
37430There are other things in life besides food, are n''t there?"
37430There go how?"
37430They were:"You are aware of the consequences of your words, Monsieur Pantan?"
37430To- mollow you take me?
37430To- mollow?
37430To- mollow?
37430To- mollow?"
37430Tribe you gottum where?"
37430VII:_ Where is the Tropic of Capricorn?_"One, two, three, bend!
37430Wad did you do?"
37430Wad did you do?"
37430Wadda they take me for?
37430Wadda they take me for?"
37430Waddabout me, B''lum?"
37430Want a little more sirup?"
37430Was he on the staff of Washington?
37430Was it by being humble?
37430Was it by setting still?''
37430We''re not a mutt, are we, Pershing?
37430Well?
37430Well?"
37430What ails my brave one?"
37430What could they kidnap?"
37430What did our boys fight for?
37430What do I care why apples fall off trees?
37430What do you call this?"
37430What had happened to them?
37430What if I did used to get a snootful now and then?
37430What is it?
37430What makes ye think they''re burglars?"
37430What more could mortal ask?
37430What''s that?"
37430What''s the good of saying officers must be five feet six and then taking men who are shorter?"
37430What?"
37430When he had finished, Monsieur Ronssoy said,"And you thought it necessary to report your discovery to the head steward of the second class?"
37430Where are you going?"
37430Where can- balls are?"
37430Where''s Cowdin anyhow?
37430Where?"
37430Wherezat?"
37430Who are you?"
37430Who are you?"
37430Who is going to write this thing, anyhow?"
37430Who the devil are you?"
37430Who would care for Anastasie?
37430Who would have him now?
37430Who you?"
37430Who?"
37430Why argue with a cannibal?
37430Why did n''t Cowdin come?
37430Why did n''t you say so in the first place?"
37430Why do n''t you come to me?
37430Why risk your life?
37430Why save you me?
37430Why you me save?"
37430Why?
37430Why?
37430Why?"
37430Will you come here a little moment?"
37430Wo n''t you let me put you down for that amount?''"
37430Would Friday at dawn in the truffle preserve be entirely convenient for Monsieur?"
37430Would you care to inspect them?"
37430Would you fly in the face of the Good Book?"
37430You ai n''t''nofficer, are you?"
37430You do n''t tell me?"
37430You gottum tribe where?
37430You who?
37430You would n''t wear a diamond ring inside your shirt, would you?
37430You''ll give him Hydeman''s job, wo n''t you, Otto?"
37430You''ll promise me you''ll give up Greenwich Village and drinking, wo n''t you, Tidbury?"
37430You''re not related to him, I suppose?"
37430You?
37430or, occasionally,"Ai n''t it the truth?"
37430said Mr. Pottle with a rising inflection which had the perfume of sarcasm about it,"No?
26528A blighted romance of youth; some fair, fickle maid who fled with another and left you alone?
26528A near relative, I presume?
26528A which?
26528A which?
26528Afraid she''ll steal you, eh?
26528Ah, Truckles?
26528Ah, all governesses are queer, ai n''t they?
26528Ai n''t I here?
26528Ai n''t it?
26528Ai n''t you afraid the sun will fade them curly locks of yours?
26528Ai n''t you beginning sort of young?
26528Ai n''t you runnin''some risks,says I,"loadin''up with a lid that may not fit her partic''lar style of beauty?"
26528Ai n''t you takin''a lot of trouble, just for a few Polackers?
26528And have your wife''s maid speak of me as a dumpy old scarecrow? 26528 And it got you some worried tryin''to make good, eh?"
26528And the others?
26528And then, when I saw you with the children, asking them about me----Oh, you wo n''t arrest me and take me away from the darlings, will you? 26528 And this manicure lady is a ringer for Mrs. Daggett, eh?"
26528And was your hotel the Occident?
26528And what was the date of this-- this unfortunate occurrence?
26528And what''s that in English?
26528And where is it she''s been livin''all this time that you''ve been gettin''on so well in New York?
26528And you''ve forgot my mug so soon?
26528Another postscript, eh?
26528Any partic''lar place?
26528Anything wrong, sir?
26528Apartment house, is it?
26528Are they all going?
26528Are you stringin''me, or am I stringin''you?
26528Are you taken this way often?
26528Armenian?
26528As high as fifty a throw?
26528Aunty carries her own scenery with her, do n''t she?
26528Aunty''s got a treat in store for her, eh?
26528Batty, am I?
26528Been playin''the Mrs. Taft, have you? 26528 Been taking a little flyer, eh?"
26528Been wadin''in the park lake, or enjoyin''the shower?
26528But how the-- where in blazes did you get it?
26528But if I am to have any, why not this?
26528But look here, Tutty,says I,"just what sort of enterprise do you think you can direct?"
26528But surely,puts in Miss Ann,"you are not going into such a----""Why not?"
26528But what does a Sareef have to do?
26528But what''s the idea?
26528But where am I to look first?
26528But who was the fellow?
26528But why the feather mattress?
26528But you have a wife somewhere ashore, I suppose,suggests Chunk,"a dear old soul who waits anxiously for you to come back?"
26528But, mother,says he,"what does this mean?
26528But,says Hooker,"ca n''t you do something about those helpers?
26528But,says I,"how about this hat?"
26528But,says he, hesitatin''and pushin''back the hat brim,"is n''t this-- er-- aren''t you Professor McCabe?"
26528But-- er-- do I understand,says Pinckney,"that there is-- ah-- some attachment between you and-- er-- the young lady?"
26528Buying tailor made uniforms for the Misses Blickens?
26528Ca n''t wet the sea, eh? 26528 Can they go any faster, Dyckman?"
26528Did I get let in wrong on the Hermy proposition, eh?
26528Did I hurt?
26528Did I?
26528Did n''t I tell you it was a lady? 26528 Did n''t I tell you?"
26528Did you find it an interesting case?
26528Did you stray off, or was you sent?
26528Did-- did DeLancey say that? 26528 Director of enterprises, eh?"
26528Do I interrupt?
26528Do I?
26528Do n''t catch onto the Brut, eh? 26528 Do n''t you find your modesty something of a handicap?"
26528Do we look it?
26528Do you dream I do n''t know whether this jump is in my brain or my jaw? 26528 Do you expect me to stay here and countenance any such folly?"
26528Do you mean,says he,"that I can not communicate with a guest in this hotel without being liable to arrest?"
26528Do you see that?
26528Do you think it''s so she would really and truly murder us all and run off with the jewelry, or that she''d let in burglars after dark? 26528 Do you think they''ll have a policeman take her away before she poisons us all?
26528Do you want to make me cry?
26528Do you?
26528Dobie?
26528Does it matter? 26528 Does it pay him well?"
26528Does the L stand for Limed? 26528 Doubtless you will spend a day or so there?"
26528Dropped in to let me hand you a few vibrations with the mitts?
26528Egbert,says I, frank and confidential,"you''re a sweet scented pill, ai n''t you?"
26528Eh, Sadie?
26528Eh? 26528 Eh?"
26528Eh?
26528Eh?
26528Eh?
26528Eh?
26528Eh?
26528Eh?
26528Eh?
26528Eh?
26528Eh?
26528Eh?
26528Eh?
26528Eh?
26528Eh?
26528Eh?
26528Eh?
26528Eh?
26528Eh?
26528Eh?
26528Eh?
26528Ever get so you could n''t eat, could n''t sleep, could n''t think of but one thing over and over?
26528Ever see Bobby?
26528Excuse me, lady,says I, sidesteppin''behind the chair,"but ai n''t you tryin''to tag the wrong party?"
26528Excuse me,says I;"but ai n''t you missin''a trick, or is it because you do n''t feel sociable to- day?
26528Fire, police, or what?
26528For instance?
26528For the love of Mike,says I,"how do you stand it?"
26528Forty cents a dozen is good, ai n''t it?
26528Get the idea?
26528Goin''to have him probed for hookworms?
26528Going down town?
26528Good money in it?
26528Got any idea where you''re going, or how long you''ll be gone?
26528Got one on the job already, eh?
26528Got''em mesmerized?
26528Got''em something sudden and noisy, eh?
26528Guess I can find the trail easy enough, eh?
26528Handing you a few practical hints along the economy line, eh?
26528Have n''t we worn out the settees in the agency offices? 26528 Have n''t you read about it?
26528He''s the real thing, is he?
26528Hey, Dummy? 26528 Hey?"
26528Hey?
26528Him a hunter?
26528Honest?
26528Honest?
26528How about Blickens''skating rink in Kansas City?
26528How about Tony?
26528How about plays, then?
26528How about stayin''with your luck till it turns? 26528 How am I to begin?"
26528How can I tell until I''ve looked''em over?
26528How do I know? 26528 How long do they think they can keep up that pace?
26528How long since I''ve been official marine bouncer for this organization? 26528 How''d you get onto my disguise?"
26528How''s Annie?
26528How''s that?
26528I beg pardon,says he,"but you say this hotel was at Lake Como?"
26528I have been made the salaried secretary of the S. O. S. G. W. H."Is it a new benefit order,says I,"or what?"
26528I hope I did n''t intrude?
26528I intrude, yes? 26528 I know it''s runnin''a risk; but I''ll chance one more: What part of the map do you hail from, Marmaduke?"
26528I suppose he-- er-- sent no message?
26528I suppose it worked?
26528I thought Lizzie was in a store?
26528I''d look nice, would n''t I, holdin''a perfect stranger up for his pedigree?
26528I''ll be up about six, eh?
26528I-- I beg pardon?
26528If you did, where''s the can?
26528In the matter of handing over a little spendin''money, eh?
26528Is dinner over? 26528 Is it a good one you''ve just remembered, or has something humorous happened to one of your best friends?"
26528Is it a huggin''match, or a rough- house tackle?
26528Is it orderin''some fancy groceries, or sendin''out a new laundry artist?
26528Is it part of Austria, or just a nickname for some alfalfa district out West?
26528Is it true, Shorty?
26528Is n''t he here?
26528Is this something you dreamed, Snick,says I,"or is it a sample of your megaphone talk?"
26528It just suits me, does n''t it?
26528It was?
26528It''s a cinch if you can hold onto him, eh?
26528It''s a joke, is it? 26528 It''s just this: If I could find a woman who looked a good deal like my wife, I could try the hat on her, could n''t I?
26528It''s lovely out, is n''t it?
26528It''s_ ris de veau_, is n''t it?
26528Jeremiah again, hey?
26528Know anything of his habits, and so on?
26528L. Egbert, eh?
26528Looks kind of squally for the governess, do n''t it?
26528Looks like it, do n''t it?
26528Lost somebody, have you?
26528Manicure artists?
26528Marmaduke-- did you say it was?
26528Marston?
26528Me? 26528 Me?"
26528Me?
26528Me?
26528Me?
26528Me?
26528Message?
26528Miss Ann, ai n''t it?
26528Mr. Gordon,says I, turnin''to Pyramid, who''s heard it all,"what do you think of that, anyway?"
26528Mufflers?
26528Must have set you back near a hundred, did n''t they?
26528Never tried trailin''a pay envelope, did he?
26528Nobody was keel?
26528Not Beany, that used to do architectin''on the top floor over the studio?
26528Not Broadway Bob?
26528Not here?
26528Not that I do n''t believe there was something in what he said,Sadie explains to me afterwards;"only-- only----""Only he was a false alarm, eh?"
26528Not the-- the one we saw out front? 26528 Now what did I tell you; eh, Hermy?"
26528Now what in blazes was it he did say to tell you? 26528 Now what in the name of all that''s woolly,"says Chunk,"would you say to a thing like that?"
26528Now, Mr. Marston, what is the most reasonable sum, per month, that would allow you to carry out your idea of being a gentleman?
26528Now, how about you-- and this?
26528Now, why on earth do n''t he stay in that sanatorium where I took him? 26528 Now, would n''t you like to see the best show on Broadway?"
26528Of what use to fret the oracle?
26528Of working?
26528Oh, I say,says he,"but where is Peter?"
26528Oh, am I?
26528Oh, do I?
26528Oh, her?
26528Oh, that''s it, is it?
26528Oh, what of it?
26528Old Clicky?
26528Old Jerry? 26528 Or are you just blowin''about''em?
26528Ought to be something that would kind of jibe with her complexion and the color of her hair, had n''t it?
26528Out in the celluloid collar belt, eh?
26528Perhaps you do n''t know me?
26528Perhaps you have heard of our efforts to have a child labor bill passed in our State?
26528Peter, sir?
26528Pigeons?
26528Possibly they''re all right,says he;"but how-- how long have you been wearing your hair that way?"
26528Preacher?
26528Put it off three minutes, ca n''t you?
26528Quite a hat, eh?
26528Quite some of a looker, eh?
26528Really?
26528Reg''lar rough on rats carnival, eh?
26528Regularly employed here, are you, Spotty?
26528Say, Doc.,says I once when he was fittin''a fresh auger into the machine,"you ai n''t mistakin''me for the guilty party, are you?"
26528Say, Maizie,says I,"who''s the Sir Lionel Budweiser, and where did you pick him up?"
26528Say, Tutty,says I,"do you really mean to put over a bluff the size of that?"
26528Say, could n''t you make it Madison Square Garden? 26528 Say, did you ever hear Bonci or Caruso or any of that mob warble?
26528Say, for the love of Mike,says I,"is there anything about your governess you kids have n''t heard or seen?
26528Say, what the howling hyenas are you spouting about?
26528Say, write that down on my cuff by syllables, will you? 26528 Say, you do n''t suppose our sleepin''friend here is old Jerry Fargo, do you?
26528Say,says I, steppin''inside,"this ai n''t the costume you''re going to start for Canada in, is it?"
26528Say,says I,"was it a fact that the Bishop broke loose and cussed?"
26528Sends in something of a Saturday, do n''t he?
26528Shall I lug the basket for you, Miss Colliver?
26528She lived in England from the time she was sixteen, and of course twenty years away from one''s----"Does she claim to be only thirty- six?
26528She''s a little bit of all right, eh?
26528Since you''ve been so kind,says he,"perhaps you would give me your opinion-- if I am not detaining you?"
26528Sisters?
26528Slap his life out? 26528 So Pinckney brought you along too, did he?
26528So here''s where you are, eh? 26528 So you had a talk with DeLancey?"
26528So you just put me down offhand for two hundred and fifty, did you?
26528So you showed up, eh?
26528So- o- o- o?
26528So?
26528So?
26528So?
26528Somebody been throwin''the hooks into you, have they?
26528Somebody overbid that hundred a week?
26528Sounds enticin'', do n''t it?
26528Sounds nice, do n''t it?
26528Spot- tee?
26528Spot- tee?
26528Still sticks to the polonaise of''81, and wears a straw lid she bought durin''the Centennial, eh?
26528Sure,says I;"but how about this Sir Podmore?"
26528That so?
26528That sounds good,says I;"but does it mean anything?
26528That you, McCabe?
26528That''s a joke, is it?
26528The grandmother habit is something she''s contracted comparative recent, eh? 26528 The kids have got to be educated somewhere, have n''t they?"
26528Then how about Clover Blossom Inn?
26528Then perhaps you will allow me to give you a lift?
26528Then she hangs out with your sister, eh, and does her grandmother act there?
26528Then this Roulaire name you''ve been flaggin''under was sort of a_ nom de plume_?
26528Then what''s the idea?
26528Then you are a believer in homeopathic psychotherapeutics?
26528Then you''re the enterprise director, Tutwater?
26528Then-- then I''m not to go to jail?
26528There, there, Vincent?
26528They gen''rally spells it g- o- a- t.CHAPTER XII MRS. TRUCKLES''BROAD JUMP And do you imagine Kitty Marston settles down to a life job after that?
26528They let you supply the funds, eh?
26528Think I''d risk my neck at any such game as that? 26528 Think he would?"
26528Think you''ll like it?
26528This ai n''t a deacon, is it?
26528This is where the Tiscotts hang out, is it?
26528Turned crooked on you, did he?
26528Vos iss dot?
26528Wa''n''t it?
26528Wa''n''t you just tellin''me about how you was plannin''a job for the coroner? 26528 Was it run by a gent they called Sport Blickens?"
26528Was patting your cheek part of it?
26528Well, how are you comin''on?
26528Well, son,says I,"where did you drop from?"
26528Well, there''s more still, ai n''t there?
26528Well, what about Katy?
26528Well, what of them?
26528Well, what then?
26528Well,says I,"did you adopt the old pirate, or did he adopt you?"
26528Well,says I,"do n''t he-- er----Is it a dummy, or a live one?
26528Well,says I,"how''s that work scornin''pet of yours gettin''on these days?"
26528Well,says I,"so you and Spotty are goin''to leave us, eh?"
26528Well,says I,"the studio''s still here on 42d- st., and if your eyesight ai n''t failed you----""Oh, chop it, ca n''t you, Shorty?"
26528Well,says he,"what did you think of Marmaduke?"
26528Well?
26528Well?
26528Well?
26528Well?
26528Were you saying something about the glass works? 26528 Wha- a- at''s that?"
26528What Tiscotts? 26528 What about coming out and having dinner with me?"
26528What can I set up?
26528What did I tell you?
26528What do you find to do?
26528What do you know about brushin''out batty lofts?
26528What do you know about it, Jarvis?
26528What do you mean?
26528What do you think of that, now? 26528 What do you think, Babe?"
26528What do you think, eh?
26528What for?
26528What for?
26528What if I stood ready to break his, eh?
26528What is it, a masquerade?
26528What is it, some abandoned farm up in Vermont?
26528What kind,says I,"perfect, or just plain lady?
26528What makes Aunt Martha so scared of her?
26528What makes you think she''ll come?
26528What noble merchant prince is so generous to you as all that?
26528What of it?
26528What then?
26528What was that last of yours?
26528What would be your guess on the price of that there, now?
26528What you howlin''about, then?
26528What''ll it be?
26528What''s happened to Spotty?
26528What''s it all about?
26528What''s that?
26528What''s the game? 26528 What''s the grand rush?"
26528What''s the job?
26528What''s the joke?
26528What''s the use goin''to the club when the Physical Culture Studio is handier? 26528 What''s the use?"
26528What''s the use?
26528What''s up, Chunk?
26528What''s wrong?
26528What, I?
26528What?
26528Whatever is the matter?
26528Where is Dyckman?
26528Where is he now?
26528Where to, Vincent?
26528Where you headed for now?
26528Where? 26528 Which?"
26528Who am I?
26528Who are you, please?
26528Who are you?
26528Who do you think you''re dealin''with, anyway?
26528Who in thunder are you?
26528Who''s been tellin''you it did?
26528Who''s that?
26528Who''s the silent gazooks you run on the siding out front?
26528Who, Marmaduke?
26528Why Wednesday?
26528Why cry over spilt milk when one can keep a cat?
26528Why did n''t you buy a private railroad train while you was about it, Pinckney?
26528Why do n''t you call in Brother- in- Law Rodney, for a starter?
26528Why do n''t you have him up?
26528Why not here as well as anywhere?
26528Why not? 26528 Why not?"
26528Why not?
26528Why not?
26528Why not?
26528Why pretend to approve of one''s parent,says he,"when approval is undeserved?"
26528Why, Sadie?
26528Why, have n''t you heard? 26528 Why,"says I, lookin''him over careful,--"why, I do n''t know as I''d want to go as far as---- Well, what''s the object?"
26528Why,says she, shruggin''her shoulders,--"how is it you put such things?--the limit, I suppose?"
26528Why-- why-- how long has that been?
26528Will I?
26528Wonder what she''s going to do for me?
26528Would I be lettin''the likes of her-- that Miss Colliver-- come here if he did,says she,"or workin''my eyes out like this?"
26528Would n''t Thursday or Friday do as well?
26528Would that hold him?
26528Would you take him, if you was me?
26528Ye- e- es?
26528Ye- e- es?
26528Ye- e- es?
26528Yes, ai n''t it?
26528Yes?
26528You ai n''t cast the hypnotic spell over him, have you, Snick?
26528You ai n''t thinkin''of puttin''that old sour face on the stage, are you? 26528 You do n''t call that ticklin'', do you?"
26528You do n''t know any young women of that name; do you, Shorty?
26528You do n''t mean Bobby Brut, do you?
26528You do n''t mean to say they filled you up with that?
26528You do n''t mean to say you''ve invested a year''s board and lodgin''and expenses in-- in that?
26528You make_ certainement_, eh?
26528You mean you thought Marmaduke a bit off?
26528You salted the sanatorium? 26528 You saw the young woman, did you?"
26528You want me to sub for you at Lenox?
26528You what?
26528You with your hand on the knob, eh? 26528 You would be-- er----Beg pardon,"says she,"but I do n''t think I quite get you?"
26528You would n''t go so far as to lead two such freaks as us around to the stores and help us pick out some New York clothes, would you?
26528You would ring in the fam''ly on me, would you,says I,"when I''m showin''lady friends the sights?"
26528You''ll come along, too, wo n''t you, McCabe? 26528 You''re a cucumber, all right,"says I;"but why not, just for a change, make a stab at gettin''a job?"
26528You-- you ai n''t been gettin''married, have you?
26528You?
26528Ze poi- zon- ed soup?
26528_ Moi_? 26528 & Q. places? 26528 ''Do you leave it to me?'' 26528 ''Why not?'' 26528 Ah-- er-- would it be asking too much of a stranger if I should get you to step in there with me while I find out the price?
26528Ai n''t gone to her head, has it?"
26528Ai n''t she built up a rep as a lady philanthropist that''s too busy doing good to ever get married?
26528Ai n''t the papers always full of her charity doin''s, her funds for this and that, and her new discoveries of shockin''things about the poor?
26528All of that?
26528And can you guess what''s happened to them eggs?
26528And did you know, Shorty, he''s taken quite a fancy to you?"
26528And do you think you''re going to go through all that again?
26528And does Sadie miss the tableau in our corner?
26528And does she notice it any herself?
26528And does that draw any assault and battery motions?
26528And have you noticed my new waist line, Vincent?"
26528And how does your little collection of fleabites show up alongside it; eh, Jarvis?"
26528And if he do n''t know a barytone voice, who does?
26528And me?
26528And say, between you and me, we''re apt to think, ai n''t we, that all the rapid motion in the world gets its start right here in New York?
26528And say, where can you beat it?
26528And then, seein''how easy I was gettin''out of it, I has to pile on the agony a little by addin'',"Ai n''t there some way I can be useful, though?
26528And what do they call you for short-- Eggie?"
26528And what do you guess Bobby Brut has to say?
26528And what do you guess?
26528And what do you suppose the trouble with''em was?
26528And what do you think?
26528And what odds does it make to me, one way or another?"
26528And what''s her name?"
26528And what''s the odds if they ai n''t so?
26528And when they''ve blown themselves short of breath, what then?"
26528And you say you was a cook, do you?"
26528And, say, did you ever know such a bonehead?
26528And-- er-- by the way, Spotty, is that a friend of yours?"
26528Any alum in it?
26528Any doubt about his being used up?
26528Any reminder of the Doughnut incident in this?
26528Anything behind it?
26528Are n''t you ready to stop hiring thirteen- year- old boys for your works?"
26528Are we ghost dancin'', or waltz dreamin'', or what?
26528Are you Shorty McCabe?"
26528As for Egbert, he stows the check away, taps me on the shoulder, and remarks real friendly,"Well, professor, no hard feelings, I hope?"
26528Awkward situation for a moment, was n''t it, eh?
26528Barney Shaw said something like that too?
26528Be all ready, will you?"
26528Beg pardon?"
26528Brilliant, wa''n''t it?
26528But how was I going to dope out to her clear and straight what''s so muddled up in my own head?
26528But see here, Mr. Marmaduke, what have you got on for the evening, eh?"
26528But suppose Egbert gets sick of the woods and hikes himself back?
26528But the fact is, I''ve kind of got my mind set on having that hat, and----""Wife ai n''t in town, then?"
26528But was all the others standin''around with their mouths open, drinkin''it in?
26528But what''ll you do with him?"
26528But what''s the contents of this late bulletin about her being a stray?"
26528But what''s the use?
26528But where do you think it hurts most?"
26528But, say, you did n''t happen to be up to the openin''of Peter K.''s new Alcazar the other night, did you?
26528CHAPTER IV A GRANDMOTHER WHO GOT GOING Ever go on a grandmother hunt through the Red Ink District?
26528CHAPTER IX HANDING BOBBY A BLANK Say, what do you make out of this plute huntin''business, anyway?
26528CHAPTER VIII DOPING OUT AN ODD ONE Say, notice any deep sea roll about my walk?
26528CHAPTER XIV A TRY- OUT FOR TOODLEISM Eh?
26528CHAPTER XIX TURNING A TRICK FOR BEANY Where''d I collect the Flemish oak tint on muh noble br- r- r- ow?
26528CHAPTER XVII HOW HERMY PUT IT OVER What do you know about luck, eh?
26528CHAPTER XVIII JOY RIDING WITH AUNTY Was I?
26528Ca n''t you give us a scenario of it?"
26528Ca n''t you start as soon as you''ve had your coffee?"
26528Can I do it?"
26528Can you blame her for workin''up a cheek flush and rattlin''off nonsense?
26528Can you keep''em guessin''long, when it comes to things of that kind?
26528Cathaway?"
26528Could n''t Vincent swap the farm for one near New York?
26528Could n''t you think of something else?"
26528Course, this open air lecturing has spoiled my pipes for fair; but I''ve got my ear left, have n''t I?
26528DO WE LOOK IT?''
26528Daggett?"
26528Did Durgin boy forget all about them chilly feet of his?
26528Did I?
26528Did I?
26528Did n''t I wait fifteen minutes while you fussed with your hair?
26528Did she bring written references, and did you investigate them carefully?"
26528Did the act get''em interested?
26528Did you go after it, or was it delivered by mistake?
26528Do I debate the subject?
26528Do I get the glad hand?
26528Do n''t a lot of''em come my way?
26528Do n''t you simply love those Robbia bambinos?"
26528Do we go, Sadie?"
26528Do you catch on?
26528Do you follow me?"
26528Do you make the try?"
26528Do you not find Turgenieff very stimulating?"
26528Do you suppose they click then?"
26528Do you suppose you could take me to some bank to- morrow where I could leave that and get a handful of green bills on account?
26528Do you wish to save five human lives?"
26528Does Beany whine any in tellin''it, though?
26528Does Sadie know anything about the Marstons?
26528Does Spotty jump up and crack his heels together and sputter out how thankful he is?
26528Does he look as though he''d been through that floor tweestin''orgy?"
26528Does he take this for a free lodgin''house, or Central Park?
26528Does he?
26528Does he?
26528Eh, Geraldine?"
26528Eh, his sister?
26528Eh?
26528Eh?
26528Eh?
26528El Sareef Ka- heel?"
26528Enjoyin''yourself?"
26528Ever feel one of them last gasps that a nerve gives when it goes out of business?
26528Ever had it thrown into you like that?
26528Ever hear one of them out- of- date music bellows handled by a natural born artist?
26528Ever hear that name Blickens before?"
26528Ever seen a great, grown man play the baby act?
26528Excitin''proposition, wa''n''t it?
26528Fine night, ai n''t it?"
26528For lungers, eh?"
26528Friend of yours, is he?"
26528Goin''along?"
26528Got a name, ai n''t it?"
26528Got any expert eye doctors on your list?"
26528Got any idea of the simple way a half baked young plute can live in a place like the Perzazzer?
26528Guess you do n''t know about my Aunt Elvira?"
26528Has the big money bunch got us down on the mat with our wind shut off and our pockets inside out; or is it just campaign piffle?
26528Have I got the catalogue right, Phemey?"
26528Have an evening paper?"
26528He ai n''t a blank, is he?"
26528Hear?"
26528Heard about that joint, have n''t you?
26528Hope you do n''t mind my lockin''the safe?
26528Hot line that''ll be for the head of a bill, wo n''t it-- an accordion player?
26528How about him?
26528How about it?"
26528How could I tell how much it would lose me?
26528How did you ever happen to think of it, eh?"
26528How do you think I''m looking?"
26528How does Pinemere strike you?"
26528How is everybody, and who''s married who, and are so and so still living together?
26528How long have you had her, Geraldine?
26528How many do you say you''re going to take care of up at this new place?"
26528How much?"
26528How strong will you back my game of billiards?"
26528How was that for excitement?
26528How''d you like to carry round a movin''picture film like that in your mem''ry?
26528How''re the murphies pannin''out this season?"
26528How''s that?
26528How?"
26528I wonder if she''ll know, eh?"
26528Illustrations by F. Vaux Wilson[ Illustration:"''SISTERS?
26528In that case, who''s your-- er----Did he come in with you?"
26528Is bein''Marmaduke your steady job?"
26528Is it a go?"
26528Is that asking too much?"
26528Is there a grand rush my way, and glad cries, and tears of joy?
26528It means finding a new lot, if they do n''t, and the public organizations are becoming so active in that sort of thing, do n''t you see?"
26528Know about Duke, do n''t you?
26528Know him?
26528Let''s see, which is your floor?"
26528Let''s see; did the skate finish tenth, or did he fall through the hole in his name?"
26528Look at them fingernails, will you?
26528Lovely evenin'', ai n''t it?"
26528May I leave him here for an hour or so?"
26528Maybe you come in to enjoy some of my polite and refined conversation?"
26528Maybe you''ve settled a dinner bill for three and a feed for the shofer at the Clover Blossom; but not with a ten- spot, eh?
26528McCabe?"
26528Money?
26528Mr. Gordon, shall I chuck him through the window, or help him downstairs with my toe?"
26528Nice cheerful proposition to wake up to every mornin'', wa''n''t it?
26528No doubt about its seemin''real to him, is there?
26528No errands you want done, or any place you''d like to be towed around to, eh?"
26528No?
26528No?
26528No?
26528Noticed how he always has''em read, ai n''t you?
26528Now can you stand the story of my life?"
26528Now what was he drivin''at then?
26528Now where is he?"
26528Now wo n''t it?"
26528Now would n''t that crust you?
26528Now would n''t that peeve you?
26528Now, where shall we go to dinner?"
26528Odd of him to take shipping files on a hunting trip, was n''t it?"
26528Odd sort of yarn to be hearin''there on Fifth- ave. on a sunshiny afternoon, wa''n''t it?
26528Of what is the name of this artist?
26528Perhaps you have n''t asked her about Auberge- sur- Mer, where she says she was born?"
26528Phemey and I may look a bit rocky and---- Say, how do we look, anyway?
26528Phemey, do you hear that?
26528Phemey?
26528Pinckney, what are you going to do with her?"
26528Rather sweet, is it not?
26528Say, ai n''t you got any respect for company clothes?
26528Say, do you think there''s anything the matter with my head?"
26528Say, do you want to know what I''d advise you to do for Spotty next?"
26528Say, how would you duck a proposition of that kind?
26528Say, some folks do n''t know when they''re well off, do they?
26528Say, who was it sent out that bulletin about how all men was liars?
26528Say, why did n''t you put up the bars on us?
26528See?
26528See?"
26528She says,''Why not?''
26528She was one of these-- What do you call''em now?"
26528She''d do as well, eh?"
26528Shorty, do you suppose Sadie could throw any light on this case?"
26528So I have come here to ask you, Mr. Rankin, if you are proud of turning out such products?
26528So could n''t I find my friend Mr. Butters and get him to produce his singer?
26528So it''s nix on the josh, eh?"
26528So look her up, wo n''t you?
26528So what did Helen and Marjorie care about sea breezes and picture postal scenery?
26528So why should n''t she show up fairly well in a Gibson model?
26528So you''re visitin''next door, eh?
26528Some new member, is it?"
26528Sounds kind of harsh, do n''t it?
26528Still lookin''for a nice, comfortable place to die in, are you?"
26528Suppose we go down and bring her up?"
26528Suppose you try cheerin''''em up?"
26528Suspicions?
26528Talk about your nutty propositions, eh?
26528That is not an unreasonable request, I hope?"
26528That''s it, ai n''t it?"
26528The conundrum is, though, Why I should do the goat act, instead of lettin''you two mix it up?
26528Then she asks, sort of husky,"Is n''t there a night train, Bob?"
26528There you have me-- ah-- what?"
26528Think I''m a bloomin''prayer rug that you can squat on all day?
26528Think you can get that across?"
26528Trip to Woodlawn Cemetery some day, or do you want to be piloted up to Grant''s Tomb?"
26528Truckles?"
26528Understand?
26528Understand?"
26528Unfortunate, eh?
26528Was he there?
26528Was it the fam''ly jewels you was after?"
26528Well, maybe you can get the tarry perfume as I pass by?
26528Well, neighbor,"says I to the strange gent,"has he stated it correct?"
26528Well, of all things, Shorty McCabe, what brings you here?"
26528Well, what do you think?
26528What did you do then?"
26528What do I know about judgin''singers on the hoof?
26528What do they know about good barytone voices?
26528What do you say?"
26528What do you think I am going to do for you, Spotty?"
26528What do you think of that?"
26528What do you think, though?
26528What do you think?
26528What does Aloysius have to say to the proposition?"
26528What in blazes does that mean?"
26528What is it?"
26528What kind of a mess have you got here, anyway, Heiney?
26528What more do you know?"
26528What then?"
26528What then?"
26528What was a featherbed to her, when she had her sportin''blood up and was gettin''a hunch in on Brother Craig and his wife?
26528What was it come so near gettin''me on the disabled list?
26528What was it you dumped in instead of salt,--arsenic, eh?"
26528What will you take to stay here with me and do that right along?"
26528What''ll yours be, Tutty?"
26528What''s a fletcher?
26528What''s his first name?"
26528What''s his name?"
26528What''s the effect?"
26528What''s the odds where the contractors gets such work done, so long as they can shave their estimates?
26528What''s the row, anyway?"
26528What''s the use of tellin''how Mrs. Tiscott''s stringy hair was bobbed up, or the kind of wrapper she had on?
26528What, Mabel?
26528What, only two months?
26528What?
26528What?"
26528What?"
26528Where do I get my stars from?
26528Where in the world did you come from?
26528Where you going, Niagara?"
26528Where''d you get hold of''em?"
26528Who else in that little one- horse town would be sportin''a pair of puttee leggin''s and doeskin ridin''breeches?
26528Who is he, anyway?"
26528Who''s this other young man?"
26528Why did n''t you look the other way?
26528Why not take him around to the concert agencies first?"
26528Why?
26528Will he do?"
26528Would n''t dopin''it do?"
26528Would they rather go out on the water?
26528Would you guess it?
26528Would you mind taking your coffee on the back veranda?"
26528Yes?
26528Yes?
26528You and your friend run in some other time, will you?"
26528You did n''t, eh?
26528You do n''t mind, do you?"
26528You heard him tell how useless he was?"
26528You know how they''ll come in streaks that way, sometimes?
26528You know how they''re apt to talk when they get chilly below the ankles?
26528You love it, do n''t you?
26528You remember some of his stunts, maybe?
26528You use it to express your deep, unsatisfied longings?"
26528You want it for the missus, eh?"
26528You would n''t expect her to be sportin''a Sixth- ave. built pompadour, or a lingerie reception gown, would you?
26528You''ll give me Fargo, wo n''t you?"
26528You''re feelin''fine as silk; how''re you lookin''?"
26528You''ve heard''em in winter, have n''t you, how they squeak around?"
26528You?"
26528and"How are you, Captain That?"
26528but they''re takin''their spoonin''serious, ai n''t they?"
26528but you''re all to the peaches, eh?
26528says I,"will you saw that off before you draw a crowd?
26528says Vincent,"is n''t she out with you and Nellie?"
26528what right have you developin''such a yellow cur streak as that?
26528would n''t you?