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36775And I should like to know how I''m to go to mother''s without the umbrella? 36775 Anything else beside the portmanteau, sir?"
36775Anything particular in the letter?
36775Are you going to get rid of him?
36775Are you sure he said''buy?''
36775But, my dear,said I,"what am I to do in my present defenceless state of clothing, if he should take to pecking?"
36775Ca n''t I hear? 36775 Can I speak to you a moment, sir?"
36775Could n''t you get in and hand something out?
36775Do n''t you know I''m the king?
36775Do you admire the view? 36775 Do you believe they would hang_ me_?
36775Do you hear the rain, Mr. Caudle? 36775 Do you know Reggy Vere?
36775Do you know a man Scudamour? 36775 Do you want me to be a foghorn, or a river steam tug?"
36775Eh?
36775Eh?
36775Excuse me, but----"What is it?
36775Go out of the door?
36775Got a greasy face, have I?
36775Have you ever been out before?
36775Have you not dined?
36775Heard from Henry?
36775How about the children?
36775How did he take it?
36775How do you do it, sir?
36775How do you feel?
36775How? 36775 I say, I do n''t think much of telephones, do you?"
36775I say, Joe,cried Mr. Loyd,"are you doing this on purpose?
36775I should like to know how the children are to go to school to- morrow? 36775 If seven maids, with seven mops, Swept it for half a year, Do you suppose,"the Walrus said,"That they could get it clear?"
36775Inasmuch as to how?
36775Is that all?
36775Is that all?
36775Is that_ you_, Charley?
36775It''s all in the day''s work, do n''t you know?
36775Me?
36775No word of Henry''s getting leave of absence?
36775No, because he''s such an artful old fox; he thinks he''ll catch us all!--Eh?
36775Now then,said Honeybee, when the door was fairly shut,"when can we have dinner, and of what will it consist?"
36775Old enough for what?
36775Or a cavalry man''s trumpet, or a bellowing bull?
36775Please sir, can I disturb you for a moment?
36775Simpson, junior, what do you mean by walking in your sleep, sir?
36775Thanks,replied the broker, adding,"I say, old friend is n''t Master Joseph a little hard of hearing?"
36775The question now arises,jerked in Puffin,"who is to be the_ first_ soloist?
36775The treacle we have for our puddings and with our brimstone?
36775To stay with Alexander?
36775Travers?
36775Very good; now what can I do for you, are you going to open stock?
36775We will toss up, and''odd man''goes in and hands out-- eh?
36775Well,say I,"how do you feel?"
36775Were there any apartments to let?
36775What am I to do?
36775What are you doing?
36775What are you doing?
36775What at?
36775What can that be?
36775What can uncle Martin have to write about?
36775What did I tell you, Lil?
36775What did you say so for then? 36775 What do you mean?"
36775What do you want?
36775What do you want?
36775What does it all portend?
36775What for?
36775What has taken him there?
36775What is it?
36775What is?
36775What sort of a place is it?
36775What then?
36775What''s a mockstoker?
36775What''s my fault?
36775What''s the fuss now?
36775What''s the good of a hayrick?
36775What''s the matter? 36775 What''s the matter?"
36775What?
36775Where am I to find''em? 36775 Where am I to get putty?"
36775Who asked you to?
36775Who did you say?
36775Who is it?
36775Who talked about betting?
36775Whom have you in bed with you-- eh?
36775Why do n''t you speak out?
36775Why-- why, hang it, Boston, what''s up-- eh?
36775Why?
36775Will you have our luggage sent up as soon as may be? 36775 Will you,"said he,"get us some food ready as soon as you can?
36775With_ me_, sir?
36775You have no Tower in America?
36775You mean,I said,"that I must keep quiet, and do Nothing?"
36775_ Do_ you?
36775_ Seem to be important, after all?_Important!
36775_ Whose_ mother?
36775''Enough?''
36775''Twas by the chimney corner we were sitting,"Mary,"said I,"have you been always true?"
36775***** Whatever induced him to do it?
36775All?
36775Am I right in describing it as the parlour- window?
36775And what was that sediment, strongly resembling the sand at Great Yarmouth, at the bottom of the cup?
36775And when they grow up, I wonder who they''ll have to thank for knowing nothing-- who, indeed, but their father?
36775And why?
36775And''sure to do something unlucky,''are you?
36775Anxiety now Takes the place of the row, And people talk low And ask"Shall they go?"
36775Are there, likewise, dogs, love, at the Nag''s Head, and are they trying to bark down the crowing and clucking of the cheerful fowls?
36775As good a dinner as ever I wish to eat;--shall I get a little nap after it?
36775Ask my landlady?
36775At length in a voice that with passion was shaking, it pleased him to speak:--"Does he know whom he treats in this fashion?
36775Billy at once tried the high hand, shouting,"Now then, sleepy, what''s yer game?
36775Bless me, is it you, Jemima?
36775But Betsy was not going to be had by soft sawder, for she promptly rejoined,"Remember our wedding- day, you drunken sot?
36775But duels about what?
36775But was I the challenger or the challenged?
36775But what do you care for that?
36775But what have we to do with them?
36775But what parish?
36775But who Would count_ that_ as unfaithfulness?
36775But why freeze your marrow-- Your feelings why harrow?
36775By the way, sir, how comes it you are awake?"
36775Can it be-- I ca n''t believe it-- actually ten o''clock?
36775Can the Nag''s Head accommodate us?
36775Can we have a large bed- room, a small bed- room, a dressing- room and a sitting- room?"
36775Could I have stolen it?
36775Could the doctor keep his anger so long bottled up-- even to catch the rest of us-- without bursting?
36775Could we spend it better at home?
36775D''you see The plain gold circlet that is shining here?"
36775Did I ask him for her hand?
36775Did I say Nothing?
36775Did he refuse it?
36775Did not even the spotted and skittish horses which drew the chariot repeatedly turn round to gaze upon his vermilioned features?
36775Did you e''er behold aught like his cheek?
36775Did you ever sip warm catsup sweetened with borax?
36775Do we gain anything by the change?
36775Do we grudge our money for such a purpose?
36775Do you hear it, I say?
36775Do you hear it, against the windows?
36775Do you hear the rain, Mr. Caudle?
36775Do you think I do n''t know what that is?
36775Do you?
36775Do you?
36775Do you?
36775Do you?"
36775Does the waggoner crack his whip or fire a pistol to encourage his horses?
36775Does the water boil, Jemima?
36775Eight o''clock already, is it?
36775F. I. L. E. Do you hear that?"
36775Give myself a drop of tonic?
36775Had the loaf been varnished?
36775Hast prepared the eggs, the bacon, and the matutinal tea?
36775Hath not a supe eyes,''ands, horgans, somethin''else, and passions?
36775Have you brought my boots, Jemima?
36775Have you gone mad?"
36775He is a very popular man, this chairman; for is he not the Earl of Mount- Stuart, late one of Her Majesty''s Cabinet Ministers?
36775Her white arm how dare you place finger or fist on?''
36775How about a fried sole and a roast chicken?"
36775How am I to know what happened last night?
36775How can I describe the spending of that evening?
36775How can amateur actors commence at the top Of the Thespian Tree, and avoid coming flop?
36775How could he face them, how avoid?
36775How could he, where there was neither seclusion nor bathing machine?
36775How did I come by this handkerchief?
36775How did it come there?
36775How did it happen?
36775How do I come to have their cards?
36775How many of us?
36775How would it be if they determined that the king should no longer receive any help from the State, but earn his own living?
36775How''s the weather-- pretty fine?
36775I already felt taller by inches-- but what was_ that_ to her nine feet nine?
36775I beckon to him, and ask him at what time the tap closes?
36775I know Simpkins wants to marry a widow, but why give me her portrait?
36775I say, do you hear it?
36775I say, do you hear the rain?
36775I wonder how my business in the City''s getting on?"
36775I wonder too what will happen to Gil when they get home?
36775Is it not an instance of the remarkable foresight of this society, that it purposely abstains from sending out any other than top- boots?
36775Is the dust on the road detonating powder, that goes off with a report at every turn of the heavy wheels?
36775Is there any charitably- disposed person here who can advise me?
36775Is there anything else left to make a noise?
36775Is this going on long?
36775It therefore should be all your aim to spell with ample care; For who, however fond of_ game_, would choose to swallow_ hair_?
36775May I, indeed, put you in my pocket and let you rest there, indolently, for hours together?
36775McEwen explained That he thought the piece gained By his showing his skill-- how could anyone doubt it?
36775Meanwhile where was Puffin?
36775Mercy on us, what a knock?
36775Mind I do nothing?
36775Morpheus, why desert a fellow?
36775My friend says,"Eh?"
36775Need I say that I arose next morning feverish and unrefreshed to go about my daily duties?
36775Nine o''clock?
36775No: and I wo n''t have a cab, where do you think the money''s to come from?
36775No?
36775Now, what does it all mean?
36775Oh, blessed Idleness, after the years of merciless industry that have separated us, are you and I to be brought together again at last?
36775Oh, my weary right hand, are you really to ache no longer with driving the ceaseless pen?
36775Oh, tell me, my child, what you''ve seen-- what you''ve heard?''
36775Oh-- it"_ would be all_,"eh?
36775One day he wrote to me saying that his nephew was going to Bombay, and would I be so good as to give the youth an introduction to my brother Henry?
36775Quite a chip of the old block, I see; what''s his name?"
36775Rails.?
36775Several of the fellows I knew, of course; but which of them?
36775Shall we be trotting home again?"
36775She heard her dad ask, most distinctly-- and trembled At Dogberry''s words--"Are we here all dissembled?"
36775Snuffers?
36775Stern proof of your courage has not yet begun; D''ye hear, sir, those knocks?
36775Suppose they set the house on fire?
36775Suppose they should do so now?
36775The man turned round and sneered out,--"Oh, you want to rob_ us_ now, do you?
36775The stranger looked in his face and exclaimed,"Good heaven, poor soul, what has brought you to this?"
36775Then elbowing Fanny out of the way, she said to Mrs. Honeybee particularly:"Would you like to see your room?"
36775There''s bigger blokes than me what begun as"supes,"an''see where they''ve got to?
36775There-- do you hear it?
36775They are cheerful, and why should it not be thusly with us?"
36775To PETER an idea occurred,"Suppose we cross the main?
36775Travers,_ you_ will follow, will you not?"
36775Vat is more entrancing dan de charmante smile, de soft voice, de vinking eye of de beautiful lady?
36775Was it the doctor?
36775Was not everybody straining to get a glimpse of him?
36775Well, if you prick us, do n''t us bleed?
36775Well, what if I am only a banner- bearer?
36775Well, who was there?
36775Were you to reject me, there would be an immeasurable void in my life, and who else is capable of filling it?"
36775What can I do?
36775What could I do?
36775What did he call me a"pig"for, the idiot?
36775What do I hear as I listen, prone on the sofa, to the evening gathering of the rustic throng?
36775What do you say?
36775What dreadful follies have I got myself into?
36775What further happened?
36775What good are you?
36775What had the king done to deserve charity?
36775What is''t you''re at?
36775What now?
36775What shall I do?
36775What shall I do?
36775What shall I find?
36775What should he do?
36775What the deuce are ye making such a rumpas for?"
36775What was I to do?
36775What was he to do?
36775What was it?
36775What was to be done now?
36775What were they to do for a king?
36775What would become of me?
36775What would you do?
36775What''s the matter, now, Jemima?
36775What''s this?
36775What''s your game?''
36775Where are the other fellows?"
36775Where are the pipe and tabour that I have seen in so many pictures; where the simple songs that I have read about in so many poems?
36775Where can I find them?
36775Where should we all have been now but for those warm and fleecy coverings?
36775Where were we to provide a supper and breakfast of this description for him?
36775Who is she?
36775Who knows?
36775Who will follow if I lead?"
36775Whom did I affront?
36775Why does a waggon which makes so little noise in London, make so much noise here?
36775Will half- past seven be too early?"
36775Will mamma be told?
36775Worse and worse?
36775Yet how could I hope for success?
36775You know him?"
36775_ Had_ Charley fallen down in a fit instead of the doctor?
36775_ How I do wag?_ Well, ai n''t it enough to make me?
36775_ How I do wag?_ Well, ai n''t it enough to make me?
36775_ I need n''t be offended?_ All right, old pal; I ai n''t.
36775_ Need n''t I wear''em, then?_ Indeed, Mr. Caudle, I_ shall_ wear''em.
36775_ P''r''aps I''m right?_ Of course I''m right; and I''m in earnest, too!
36775_ They could do without me in the modden drarmer?_ The modden drarmer, my boy, ai n''t actin''!
36775_ What were you to do?_ Why let him go home in the rain, to be sure.
36775_ Why do n''t I get there?_ Cause I ai n''t never had the chance.
36775and if you wrong us, ai n''t we goin''to take it out of you, like I took it out o''Happyus Clordyus?"
36775but now I think of it again, do I, or do I not, hear an incessant hammering over the way?
36775cried the broker,"I mean do you know business?"
36775do you understand work?"
36775how can I get sufficient power out of the English language to let you know what a nuisance that bird was to us?
36775if we larf, do n''t you tickle us?
36775it would be in vain; they would be certain to turn up; and they are not mortal, so what can you expect?
36775little Clara left at home?
36775must you go?
36775or did he put off his reply?
36775or escape for a few hours from the perpetual noises of this retired spot, by taking a drive?
36775or''Death of Robin Hood''?"
36775said Georgina Honeybee one afternoon, just before Good Friday,"_ would n''t_ it be nice to go away for Easter?"
36775shouted Boston,_ sotto voce_--in fact, very much_ sotto voce_--"we will indeed sup at the doctor''s expense to- night, bless him!--eh, boys?"
36775was shouted by all, Why the deuce do n''t they come and acknowledge the call?
36775were there women at the mess?
36775what do you know about it?"
36775what had I done?
36775you_ have heard say as us banner- bearers do n''t act-- was only machines_?
47194!----""John,"she said with a winning smile,"you seem very much excited, John,--can I do anything to help you, John?"
47194!----""John,"she said, more smilingly than ever,"you seem quite nervous; would you like to see father?"
47194''For what?'' 47194 ''Is he yer husband?''
47194''Is that the sperrit of Luke Corrigan?'' 47194 ''Now, my lad, you see that''ere rope?
47194''Tom,''whispers the chief engineer to me,''d''ye think he really means to do it?'' 47194 ''Well, you young whelp,''says he,''what''s brought you here?''
47194''What''s wantin'', Nora?'' 47194 ''Who do you call a woman?''
47194''Will yer be quiet?'' 47194 A what?"
47194Abject terrorism?
47194Ah, and who was she?
47194Ah, dthin,said Pat,"and pfhat is the Civil Sarvice?"
47194Ah, now, how can I tell you that? 47194 Ai n''t I nevah been intrusted in racin''?
47194Am dat so? 47194 And I harnessed up the old mare into the wagon-- have you got that down?"
47194And he butts, I presume, do n''t he, now, more or less?
47194And now that you have heard it?
47194And what do you know about it,--what do you know about the weather?
47194And what the meed?
47194Another?
47194Are they fresh?
47194Are you not Mrs. Blinkers, and has not your old gray horse died?
47194B- o- g-- dog; is that right?
47194But have n''t you got them in any other color? 47194 By the way, what do you think of the f- f- following widdle?"
47194Charlie Hussel,--and yours, dear?
47194Could you explain the sun''s motion round the earth?
47194Denomination?
47194Did I win? 47194 Did he come down?"
47194Did my wife come down again?
47194Did you know that Myra Dart was goin''to marry that Rylan chap? 47194 Did you say you_ thought_ you could lick me?"
47194Did you use the whip much on him?
47194Do n''t you wish you had two, free, nine,''leben, twenty- six, ninety- ten, free hundred little boys?
47194Do you conjointly and severally acknowledge and assume the obligation of deceased to me?
47194Do you mean to tell me thot he had_ my name_ on thot list?
47194Does I bet? 47194 Done with him?"
47194Fresh? 47194 Got what?"
47194Have you any eggs this morning, Uncle Moses?
47194Have you ever seen any ice that was n''t frozen?
47194He died in the barn, I suppose?
47194Hold up, old chap, you''re a- a- a-- would you mind telling me what your name is?
47194How can I admit what is n''t true?
47194How do you know it is?
47194How in the thunder kin I see Pomology,sez Leander,"when there ai n''t no Pomology to see?
47194How long dat been? 47194 How many shtars are in the shky?
47194How?
47194I guess so; now you----"What, papa?
47194I guess you mean anarchy, do n''t you?
47194I have just purchathed an ethstate som- som- somewhere----Dothn''t the idiot know wh- wh- where he hath bought it?
47194I mak''a toas''? 47194 I reckon you know that the Porters have a boy at their house?
47194I went for a ride the other day-- have you got that down?
47194If I put it here, you''ll----"SWALLOW IT, why do n''t you? 47194 If you have time?
47194Is I your little boy?
47194Is Pat McCarthy''s name on this list? 47194 Is it true, Mr. Henderson,"asked Ethel,"that soda fountains sometimes explode?"
47194Is n''t the weather the same everywhere?
47194Is this the locality where the brave boy charges up the canyon and speeds a bullet to the heart of the dusky redskin?
47194Is this the place where they fight Indians?
47194Is thot so, McManus?
47194Is thot so?
47194Is you''fraid of the dark?
47194Is you? 47194 Look here, McManus, pfhot makes you so busy?"
47194Makes it colder in some places than it''s warmer in others? 47194 Many thanks; and now,''Fellow citizens, peace has fled far, far away, and arkany reigns----''Hold on, is that the right word?"
47194Misser Saint Paul, would you mind telling me whether you ever got answers to those letters you wrote to the Ephesians?
47194Must you go so soon?
47194Now, I''ll put this man there,--no,--perhaps I had better move here,--or I think I''ll----"Going to move in six places at once? 47194 Now, mother, what''s the matter?"
47194O father, my father, and did you not hear The Erl- king whisper so low in my ear?
47194O father, my father, and saw you not plain, The Erl- king''s pale daughter glide past thro''the rain?
47194Of course you go to the opera?
47194Oh, that''s a nice little girl, I am sure; was he discharged?
47194Oh, that''s your idea, is it? 47194 Oh, what is the matter?"
47194Oh, wilt thou go with me, thou loveliest boy? 47194 Oo is n''t?"
47194Pfhat are you thinkin''of? 47194 Pfhat are you thinkin''of?
47194Pfhot''s thot? 47194 Quite a curiosity?"
47194Really?
47194Say Mac, is_ my name_ on thot list?
47194Says he,''Dear James, to murder me Were a foolish thing to do, For do n''t you see that you ca n''t cook_ me_, While I can-- and will-- cook_ you_?'' 47194 She will, eh?
47194Shure woman, dear, pfhot''s that you be tellin''me? 47194 Some mans have n''t got any little boys; but you have, have n''t you?"
47194Some whisky, rum or gin?
47194That''s so,sez Leander,"babies does begin with B, do n''t it?"
47194The first question is,''What is the weight of the moon?''
47194The ill- timed truth we might have kept,-- Who knows how sharp it pierced and stung? 47194 The water came in and drowned your chickens; what will you do?"
47194The water came in and drowned your chickens; what will you do?
47194Then I''ll be a good boy, wo n''t I, papa?
47194Then do I jump these two men and get a king? 47194 Then only the cook and me was left, And the delicate question,''Which Of us two goes to the kettle?''
47194Then try the third question, and if you answer it correctly I''ll forgive you the others,''What am I thinking of?''
47194Then what are you talking about?
47194Then what makes it colder?
47194Then who are his heirs?
47194Then why did you trouble yourself to pick up my purse?
47194There,says I, well satisfied with mesilf,"will that do for ye?"
47194Too busy to please me? 47194 Totally unexpected?"
47194Und den mein brudder in Springwells he rings der pell und calls me oop und says,''How you vhas dis eafnings?'' 47194 Vot vas der reason aboud it, of dot lambs und Mary?"
47194Wan''t that cute? 47194 Watson?
47194Well the first question is,''What is the weight of the moon?''
47194Well, how''s this different from any other weather?
47194Well, now, I think I really----"You must go? 47194 Well, try the second one,''How many stars are in the sky?''"
47194Well, well, my little friend, could you tell us what has become of the old steward?
47194Well, what do you want?
47194Well, what is it you''re writin''?
47194Well, what now?
47194Well, what now?
47194Well, why did n''t you tell some one?
47194Well?
47194Well?
47194Went right along without it, eh?
47194What are you making fun of me for?
47194What are you trying to play? 47194 What denomination do you want?"
47194What do we care that homely men grudge our candidate his symmetry of form and graceful, upholstered carriage? 47194 What do you mean?"
47194What do you want to tumble them all over for? 47194 What do you want?"
47194What does it want?
47194What have I said or done?
47194What ice?
47194What is it, father?
47194What is it, little girlie?
47194What is it?
47194What makes it warmer in some places than it''s colder in others?
47194What makes the lamb love Mary so?
47194What more do you want me to do with him? 47194 What obligation?"
47194What shall I say, dear?
47194What sort of a speech?
47194What was the matter? 47194 What weather?"
47194What''s de mattah wid dat boy? 47194 What''s pretty warm?"
47194What''s that?
47194What''s that?
47194What''s that?
47194What''s that?
47194What''s the matter with you, anyway?
47194What''s the matter?
47194Where did it come from?
47194Why did n''t you laugh, darling, or do n''t you like to tell?
47194Why do n''t you laugh? 47194 Why do n''t you write it down?"
47194Why is this,said a waiter, holding up a common kitchen utensil,"more remarkable than Napoleon Bonaparte?
47194Why not, I''d like to know?
47194Why not?
47194Why, Mr. Henderson,said Elfrida,"how can you say so?
47194Why, Reubens, man, what is the matter with you? 47194 Why, do n''t you know?
47194Why, how ole am de boy?
47194Why, husband?
47194Why, what''s the matter now?
47194Why, you wicked little girl, why do you want a heathen doll?
47194Wife here?
47194Will ye ever shut up? 47194 With a bell that would ring, papa?"
47194Would n''t you buy me nuffin?
47194Would you?
47194Would_ you_ do that?
47194Yes, yes; now you----"And would the wheels go wound, papa?
47194Yes,repeated the minister, in a slightly perplexed tone,"he kicked the side of the barn down in his last agonies, did he not?"
47194You say you_ can_ lick me?
47194You wo n''t mind if I keep right on with my work, will you, seein''that it ai n''t nothin''but sewin''carpet- rags? 47194 You''wake, papa?"
47194Your goat he runs on the highway, I guess?
47194_ Come back?_said the girls,"we will not!
47194''And how does your mother gain a livelihood?''
47194''And is your father dead?''
47194''But how did you escape, father?''
47194''But, my brave lad,''said the man in low, musical tones,''do you not recognize your parent on your father''s side?--do you not know me, Georgie?
47194''Had I better swallow some insect powdher?''
47194''May I say my prayers, please?''
47194''Misther Dugan, how old a- are ye?''
47194''My boy,''asked the solitary horseman, looking at the youth proudly,''what would you say if I told you your father was not dead?''
47194''Twas only aid he wanted to help him across the wave, But what are a couple of women with only a man to save?
47194''Twere an awful smash, an''it laid me out, I ai n''t forgot it, and never shall; Were the passengers hurt?
47194''What sort if bug?''
47194''What''s thim?''
47194''Where do you live, my fine fellow?''
47194''You support the family?
47194(_ Clears throat and looks wise._) Now, the first question that arises is: How do they get it?
47194(_ Clears throat, wipes perspiration from forehead._) But, you say, how do they get it in the first place?
47194(_ Clerk whispers to Lavery as he is passing out._)"Well, Mr. Lavery, what did he say to you?"
47194(_ Curtain rises on opening scene._) Look, Jimmy, ai n''t that nice, now?
47194(_ Gretchen begins to weep._) Oh, well; dere, now, do n''t you cry, do n''t you cry, Gretchen; you hear what I said?
47194(_ Gruffly._)"What, sir?"
47194(_ He rises._)_ People Behind_(_ sternly_)--"Set down there, will yer?"
47194(_ In measured tone, on toes, tapping words off on fingers of left hand with forefinger of right hand._) How-- do-- they-- get-- it?
47194(_ Laughs._) I know another story,--eh?
47194(_ Said very weakly._)"Well,"I said,"is that as loud as you can holler?"
47194(_ The owner of the hat deigns no reply._)_ Father_(_ more insistently_)--"Would you''ave any objection to oblige me by taking off your''at, mum?
47194(_ The scribe, gathering up his papers._)"What shall I do with all these sheets upon which I have written your nonsense?"
471941--"Very well, thank you; and you?"
471941:"Very well, thank you; and you?"
47194A few minutes later Mr. McCarthy entered the shop of Mr. McManus, and said,"Is McManus here?"
47194AT THE RESTAURANT ANONYMOUS_ Waiter_--"Well, ladies, what will it be?"
47194After a little while she returned waving triumphantly a folded paper, exclaiming:"Was n''t I lucky?
47194Ai n''t you got any aunts, little fly?
47194Ai n''t you got any brothers or any sisters, little fly?
47194Ai n''t you got anyone to love you?
47194Ai n''t you got anyone to love you?
47194Am I a soldier of the cross From many a boundless plain?
47194Am you avake up dere abofe, Feeling sad and nice to hear Schneider''s fiddle shcrabin''near?
47194An''den I ask, so queeck, so sly:"You theenk som''pretta girl weell try For lovin''me a leetla beet?"
47194An''did they get the tin nails, childher?
47194An''th''ole red steer a- bawlin''?
47194An''what''s a kiss to the like of him and her?
47194An''why is you''s little foot tied, little cat?
47194And again he hears the shepherds pass, And the flocks go wand''ring by, And the soldier asked:"Is the sound I hear, The sound of the battle''s roar?"
47194And how''s your gal comin''on?
47194And now that they are married, do they always bill and coo?
47194And soona then th''parson he turns to Meary, and he says,"Meary, lass, wilt thou have Tummy for to be thy wedded husband?"
47194And still you wo n''t?
47194And tell us quickly what you know Of the Kankakee or the Kokomo?"
47194And then in tones that he strained to hear, She spoke, and she said:"Are you ready, dear?"
47194And what did he do then?
47194And what sayest thou then to my love?
47194And when th''parson says to me,''Meary, lass, will tha ha''Tummy for to be thy wedded husband?''
47194And when the wind in the tree- tops roared, The soldier asked from the deep, dark grave:"Did the banner flutter then?"
47194And you say she has childruns?
47194And your mudder?
47194Art thou devoid of any sense of shame?
47194Art thou not lonely?
47194As the breath went out of him a Clematis that had been overlooking the sad scene, said:"What time is it?"
47194Ay ask dot man vot make heem go?
47194Beautiful day, is n''t it?"
47194Beaux?
47194Bump them in, thump them in, Why do people worry?
47194But he was the cute jewel- ery man, was n''t he, childher?
47194But how dare I question His faithfulness to his own word; Would he dare not come at my calling?
47194But if some maid with beauty blest, As pure and fair as Heaven can make her, Will share my labor and my rest Till envious Death shall overtake her?
47194But if some maiden with a heart On me should venture to bestow it, Pray, should I act the wiser part To take the treasure or forego it?
47194But nobody cares if----""Then it''s d- o- g, is n''t it?"
47194But on Monday morning, in the same market- place, comes the Dear Jack on the hustings--_his_ cart-- and what does_ he_ say?
47194But really, now, did n''t he have a dangerous trick of suddenly stopping and kicking a wagon all to pieces?"
47194But tell me, will you promise me to do as you are bid?
47194But to the more important point in debate-- you say you have no objection to my proposal?
47194But what do you t''ink was a- waitin''for him on de odder shore when he got dere?
47194But what if, seemingly afraid To bind her fate in Hymen''s fetter, She vow she means to die a maid, In answer to my loving letter?
47194But what''s the use uv harrowin''up one''s feelin''s talkin''''nd thinkin''about these things?
47194But, Kate, dost thou understand thus much English, canst thou love me?
47194C''rrect card, sir?
47194Ca n''t we make it do with one scream, dear?"
47194Ca n''t you hold the board straight?
47194Ca n''t you leave the thing alone until you get ready to move?
47194Ca n''t you see repentance in my eye?
47194Can anyone think?
47194Can it be that Masons take delight In spending thus the hours of night?
47194Channing says:"Is there not an amusement, having an affinity with the drama, which might be usefully introduced among us?
47194Christopher Colum he say,"I notta Mista Jones; I reada the papers; I tinka you sella de green goods, ha?
47194Considering it is the most important toast of the evening you will understand--(_Aside:''What is the toast?
47194D''ye think this is a washboard?
47194Dat must have been the time I came in the window dere, was n''t it?
47194De win''she blow from nor''--eas''--wes'', De sout''win''she blow, too, W''en Rosie cry,"Mon cher captinne, Mon cher, w''at shall I do?"
47194Den Christopher he say,"Whata you maka fun?
47194Dhen see dhose vomens at der tubs, Mit glothes oudt on der lines: Vhich vas der shturdy oaks, mine frendts, Und vhich der glinging vines?
47194Did Mac insult you,--for the love of hivins tell me quick?"
47194Did dey laff whenever you cried?
47194Did dey pisen you''s tummick inside, little cat?
47194Did dey pound you wif bricks Or wif big nasty sticks Or abuse you wif kicks?
47194Did it hurt werry bad when you died, little cat?
47194Did n''t I bring him from the east to the west?
47194Did n''t I do it right?"
47194Did n''t I tell you what to say?
47194Did n''t the minister preach beautifully Sunday?
47194Did n''t you know dat Gretchen like to get drown?
47194Did ye iver have it?
47194Did you hear dem liddle fellers just now?
47194Died hard, did n''t he?"
47194Do n''t ye hyar them cattle callin''?
47194Do n''t ye know anything at all scarcely?
47194Do n''t ye know your part?"
47194Do n''t you know it''s my move?
47194Do n''t you know you''ve got to move cattecornered?
47194Do queens wear----""Will you be kind enough to tell me what pack of cards you got that idea of a queen from?
47194Do they never fret or quarrel, like other couples do?
47194Do ye think the foxes o''the Scriptures had na tails at a''?"
47194Do you buy all your good clothes with missionary money?
47194Do you like me, Kate?
47194Do you moine the poetry there?
47194Do you murmur a prayer, my brothers, when cozy and safe in bed, For men like these, who are ready to die for a wreck off Mumbles Head?
47194Do you say a pound?
47194Do you say ten shillings?
47194Do you see thot list?''
47194Do you suppose the queen sent for Hamlet to get his opinion about bargains in dry- goods?
47194Do you think I''m the india- rubber man from the circus, or the cork- legged man from Oskoloosa?
47194Do you think this is a game of baseball?
47194Do you understand me, waiter?
47194Do you wonder a man wo n''t play checkers with a woman?
47194Doan you know day Daddy Turner am jist on de p''int of dyin''and gwine up to hebben?"
47194Does half my heart lie buried there In Texas, down by the Rio Grande?
47194Does he cherish her and love her?
47194Does n''t I frequent the race- track?
47194Does she honor and obey?
47194Dot boy-- oh, vhere vas he?
47194Eh?
47194Else, whence this pleasing hope, this fond desire, This longing after immortality?
47194Excuse me, mum, but might I take the liberty of asking you to kindly remove your''at?"
47194For a moment nod a voice vas heard, Bud dot mule he vinked his eye, As dhough to ask, to him occurred,"How vas dot for high?"
47194For one thing I would declare this country in a state of-- what do you call it?"
47194For what you do dat, eh?
47194Give me your answer; i''faith, do: and so clap hands and a bargain: how say you, lady?
47194Go, Cousin Jane, and speak to her, Find out and let me know; Tell her the gals should court the men, For is n''t this leap- year?
47194Going to do it any more?"
47194Got some kind of a notion that the queen''s a fog- horn?
47194Hast thou no feelings such as we possess?
47194Have n''t I met you at Mrs. Titters''teas?"
47194Have n''t ye studied this business?
47194Have n''t you got any sense scarcely?
47194Have you anything to do?"
47194Have you conceived any kind of a notion of what it''s all about?"
47194Have you ever read this play?
47194Have you noticed, at the line- up When everything''s for fair, The referee, the umpire, That should be there, is n''t there?
47194Have you really come back to answer those three questions I put to you yesterday?"
47194He ai n''t doing you no''arm, is he?"
47194He looked all around and then inquired:"Have you seen my wife here?"
47194He raves, insane, forevermore; In a madhouse, chained unto the floor, He gibbers:"Tootsie, shall we go By the Kankakee or the Kokomo?"
47194He said:"What in thunder do you mean by letting your hens tear up my garden?"
47194He say,"How- a- you do, Mista Jones?
47194He says:''Where are you going with that thing?''
47194He tried the shortest one in his most gallant manner:"Very well, thank you; and you?"
47194Hen._ It is not the fashion for the maids in France to kiss before they are married, would you say?
47194Hen._ Madam my interpreter, what says she?
47194Hen._ No, Kate?
47194Hen._ What says she, fair one?
47194Henderson?"
47194Henderson?"
47194Henderson?"
47194His fadda writa:"Why you notta bringa back de new world?
47194His loving arms his boy embrace; But again that tyrant cried in haste,"An arrow in thy belt is placed; What means it?
47194How a- de folks in Pittaburg?"
47194How answer you, la plus belle Katharine du monde, mon très chère et divine déesse?
47194How ca- ca- can a fellow be changthed at hith b- b- birth?
47194How camest thou beneath this canvas tent?
47194How can I, without tears, relate The lost and ruined Morey''s fate?
47194How can you be so cruel to me?"
47194How co- co- could a b- b- bird know iths own father?
47194How could he ask a girl to take hiths name if he h- h- had no name?
47194How did it happen?
47194How do I know how many Stars there are in the shky?"
47194How long did it take him to go a mile?"
47194How much is chicken?"
47194How much is it?"
47194How much is steak?"
47194How old was he?"
47194How you come on?
47194How''do, suh?
47194How''s that for gehoggraphy?
47194How''s the world a- usin''you?"
47194How''s your son comin''on de school?
47194Humph, you do n''t s''pose I been dead all my life, does you?
47194Hyar the kitchen stove a- roarin''?
47194I care more for it than for jewels, because it----Do you know the tall, fine- looking man who has just come in?"
47194I know no ways to mince it in love, but directly to say,"I love you": then if you urge me further than to say,"Do you in faith?"
47194I never saw your equal.--And I said to the old mare,''_ Go''long_,''and I jerked the reins pretty hard-- have you got that down?"
47194I often say----How_ do_ you do, my deah?
47194I says I vhas feeling like some colts, und he says,''Who vhants to puy some goats?''
47194I wonder if there iths such a fellow, a fellow without any name?
47194I would die if I did not----Who is the tall lady in black over by the piano?"
47194I yells oudt,''Dot ish not so,''und somepody says,''How can I talk if dot old Dutchmans doan''keep shtill?''
47194I''ll commence:"Now, mother, what''s the matter?"
47194If he hiths not himthelf, who iths he?
47194If there iths any fellow without any name, how doeths he know who he iths himself?
47194If you do n''t want it taken, why do n''t you masticate it?
47194If you found you could n''t go that way, Why did n''t you go on the Cross- eyed Bay?"
47194If you was wich what would you buy me?"
47194Is he clothed In rags?
47194Is it for a letter or a newspaper?"
47194Is n''t she a deah?"
47194Is n''t that right, dear?"
47194Is you''s purrin''an''humpin''up done?
47194Is your chocolate good, waiter?"
47194Isaac''s eldest nephew,--Henry?
47194It wo n''t?
47194Just now, as we was comin''through the willage-- Schneider und me-- Schneider''s my dog; I do n''t know whether you know him?
47194Know the distinction between a play and a millinery- shop opening?
47194LORD DUNDREARY''S LETTER ANONYMOUS(_ He enters holding a letter in his hand and a monocle in his eye._) I wonder who w- w- wote me this letter?
47194Let me see, is it your move, or mine?"
47194Let me, wo n''t you?"
47194Looking for her every minute, are n''t you?"
47194M- m- mister( hic), will you take me to twenty- two?"
47194M._ But, suppose we were going to give you another choice, will you promise us to give up this Beverley?
47194M._ What business have you, miss, with preference and aversion?
47194Mammy ain''afeard, you hyeah huh laffin''?
47194McManus, have you got my husband''s name on thot list?''
47194Me?
47194Meenie, is the old wildcat home?
47194My darlin'', my angel, do n''t do dat,--let go my head, wo n''t you?
47194Ne''er thought of a simper or sigh,-- For why?
47194No matter what happened, he''d up an''say:"Yer sorry ye done it, haint ye, hey?
47194No?
47194No?
47194No?
47194Not enough?
47194Now look out for the last question which is,''What am I thinking of?''"
47194Now the second question is,''How many stars are in the sky?''"
47194Now wa''n''t that scand''lous?
47194Now what makes you think she''ll come back?"
47194Now whut is ailin''?
47194Now will you please hold the board straight?
47194Now, are you satisfied?
47194O Jim, Jim, why did n''t you git in bettah, way back dah fouf?
47194Oh, have you loved, and truly loved, and seen Aught else the while than your own stately queen?
47194Oh, say, is dot you, Gretchen?
47194Oh, tell be, ab I sdill your owd?
47194Oh, very well; what''s the odds?
47194Oh, vill she ever voke?
47194Oh, why did n''t you wun off and hide, little cat?
47194Oh, would I?
47194On the mornin''of the third day out from Liverpool, the chief engineer cum down to me in a precious hurry, and says he:''Tom, what d''ye think?
47194Or was that his dear step that I heard?
47194Or, whence this secret dread and inward horror Of falling into naught?
47194P''r''aps the lady would n''t mind taking it off, if you asked her?"
47194P._--"Eighty men, Mr. Potts?
47194Pfhot''s McManus done with thim?"
47194Please t- t- take me( hic) to twenty- two, will you?"
47194Quand j''ay la possession de France, et quand vous avez la possession de moi,--let me see, what then?
47194Quite well, deah?"
47194Rags is but a cotton roll Jest for wrappin''up a soul; An''a soul is worth a true Hale and hearty"How d''ye do?"
47194Reprinted by permission CORYDON BY THOMAS BAILEY ALDRICH_ Shepherd_ Good sir, have you seen pass this way A mischief straight from market- day?
47194S''pose them cows''Ll give down milk''ithout you pailin''?
47194S''pose you''re out of every dime?
47194SAINT CRISPIAN''S DAY BY SHAKESPEARE_ King Henry._ What''s he that wishes so?
47194Say"Hullo"an''"How d''ye do?
47194Say, do the nigger ladies use hymn- book leaves to do their hair up and make it frizzy?
47194Says I,''Is thot so?''
47194Says I,''Look here, Mr. McManus, pfhot do you mean by kapin''my husband waitin''for his clothes?--have you got thim done?''
47194Says I,''Pfhot do you mean by writin''thot long document, knowin''well thot my husband is waitin''for his clothes?''
47194Scream, why do n''t you?
47194See my little chicks?
47194Sez he:"''Do yer want ter see the majum?''
47194Shall he let it ring?
47194She had a broad smile on her face, and looking straight into my eyes she said knowingly:"You''ve had a successful day, to- day, have n''t you?"
47194Should auld acquaintance be forgot Where saints immortal reign?
47194Should it be A dashing damsel, gay and pert, A pattern of inconstancy; Or selfish, mercenary flirt?
47194Shut your eyes now, and----""And would it go choo, choo, choo, papa?"
47194Sir; but how could I pull ye up i''the kirk?
47194So I-- must you be goin''?
47194So very, very gay, is n''t it?"
47194So you''re old friend Isaac''s nephew?
47194So, after a few commonplaces had been exchanged, she was not at all surprized to hear him remark:"It was a sad bereavement, was it not?"
47194Suppose we say four o''clock?"
47194Swing oh; swing oh;--Lucy whar yo''bin so late?
47194THE C''RRECT CARD BY GEORGE R. SIMS"C''rrect card, sir?
47194THE ERL- KING BY JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE(_ Translated by Sir Walter Scott_) Oh, who rides by night thro''the woodland so wild?
47194THE FOXES''TAILS ANONYMOUS_ Minister_--Weel, Sandy, man; and how did ye like the sermon the day?
47194THE TRAMP ANONYMOUS Now, is that any way for to treat a poor man?
47194THE VILLAGE ORACLE BY J. L. HARBOUR"Why, Mis''Farley, is it really you?
47194Tha mun gooa to th''church wi''me i''th''mornin'', and when the parson says to thee,''Wilt tha ha''Meary for to be thy wedded wife?''
47194That''s a pretty cloak you''ve got, ai n''t it?
47194The clock struck twelve and Mary turning to John, sweetly said:"John, it''s leap- year; will you marry me?"
47194The contrast is too striking, do n''t you think?"
47194The man said he was ready, and the farmer dictated as follows:"Dear wife,"and then asked,"Have you got that down?"
47194The minister looked rather surprized, but continued:"Blind staggers was the disease, I believe?"
47194The result I shall give as detailed by her to her friend:"How kem I by the black eye?
47194The same gallery boy shouted:"How''s your mother?"
47194The subject on that occasion will be''Will We Bust the Trusts, or Will the Trusts Bust Us?''"
47194The weary couriers paused and looked At the scamp so blithe and gay, And one of them said,"Heaven save you, friend, You seem to be happy to- day?"
47194The wind, he took to his revels once more; On down, In town, Like a merry mad clown, He leaped and halloed with whistle and roar,"What''s that?"
47194The word we had not sense to say,-- Who knows how grandly it had rung?
47194Then did Kitty Whisper in a tone of pity:"I might kiss_ you_ and be true, sir, To my mother; would that do, sir?"
47194Then he heareth the lovers, laughing, pass, And the soldier asks once more:"Are these not the voices of them that love, That love-- and remember me?"
47194Then they drank their host''s health in their favorite drink, Which was,--now what was it?
47194They met but once:_''Twas a freight- train and a cow!_ THE BRIDEGROOM''S TOAST ANONYMOUS(_ Speaks while seated._)"I know a story,--what?
47194Think Hamlet''s a lunatic asylum?
47194Think this is the first of May and that you''re looking for a new flat?
47194Think you know the difference between a play and a bankrupt sale?
47194Tho why you should n''t ha''done it at fust, I dunno; for you look a deal''ansomer without the''at than what you did in it-- don''t she Maria?"
47194Thou, whose young days in tropic lands were spent, With strange companions, under foreign stars?
47194Ven sickness in der householdt comes, Und veeks und veeks he shtays, Who vas i d fighdts him mitout resdt, Dhose veary nighdts und days?
47194Vhen I goes to ask him ef he feels petter I hear a voice crying out,''Vhat Dutchman is dot on dis line?''
47194W''at for I warm heem op lak''toas''?
47194WATCHIN''THE SPARKIN''BY FRED EMERSON BROOKS Say, Jim, ye wanter see the fun?
47194WHEN GREEK MEETS GREEK ANONYMOUS_ Stranger here?_ Yes, come from Varmount Rutland county.
47194Wa''n''t she smart?
47194Want to go fight Indians any more(_ twisting the boy''s ear_)?
47194Want to stand proudly upon the pinnacle of the mountain and scatter the plain beneath with the bleeding bodies of uncounted slain?
47194Was n''t his hair apt to fly?"
47194Was n''t she the koind leddy, childher?
47194Was she not smooth as any be That dwell herein in Arcady?
47194Was that thunder?
47194Watson wants to see me?"
47194Well, bimeby, my bruddren, what you tink dat pore man seen?
47194Well, now, let me see, who was dat I called a wildcat?
47194What I done showed you?
47194What are a couple of women?
47194What de crackin''soun''you heah erroun''you?
47194What de use o''bein skeered o''nuffin''?
47194What did he do then?
47194What did he do then?
47194What do we care that calumny crawls out of its hole, calumniates him a couple of times and then goes back?
47194What do you say now?
47194What do you say?
47194What does he do?"
47194What if, aweary of the strife That long has lured the dear deceiver, She promise to amend her life, And sin no more; can I believe her?
47194What if, in spite of her disdain I find my heart entwined about With Cupid''s dear delicious chain So closely that I ca n''t get out?
47194What is life to thee Thus mewed in prison, innocent of crime, Become a spectacle for crowds to see, And reckless boys to jeer at all the time?
47194What is your name?"
47194What more do you want?"
47194What now?"
47194What put that foolish idea into my little birdie''s head, eh?"
47194What the deil mischief d''ye mean, Sir?
47194What then, you ask me, did befall Mehitable Byrde?
47194What was the matter?"
47194What you laffin at?
47194What''ll it be, ladies?"
47194What''s that?
47194What''s the matter?"
47194What''s your hurry?
47194What?
47194What?
47194When Mr. Watson came back in the evening, he met his wife with a cheery smile as he said:"Well, my dear, how have you enjoyed yourself to- day?
47194When all of a sudden, as she came pelting down, a tornado struck her-- now, Henrietta, what in the thunder are you staring at me in that way for?
47194When he came back he walked up to the captain and said:"Captain, what has become of the old steward?
47194When in the world did the coxswain shirk?
47194When she returned he was surprized to find she had not brought back his suit, and he said:"Well, where are my clothes?"
47194Where you got dat?
47194Where''d ye get your idea of this thing, anyway?"
47194Where''s the difference betwixt us?
47194Who all time er- frettin''en de middle er de day?
47194Who all time er- gettin''so sleepy''e ca n''t play?
47194Who all time er- losin''de shovel en de rake?
47194Who all time er- rippin''big hole en es frock?
47194Who all time er- trottin''ter de kitchen fer er bite?
47194Who all time runnin''ole gobble roun''de yard?
47194Who all time stealin''ole massa''s dinner- horn?
47194Who all time stumpin''es toe ergin er rock?
47194Who all time tryin''ter ride''e lazy drake?
47194Who beace und gomfort alvays prings, Und cools dot fefered prow?
47194Who do I know in Amewica?
47194Who ever heard of a b- b- bird being such a f- f- fool as to g- g- go into a corner and flock by himself?
47194Who ever told ye to yell like that?
47194Who has not known a Carcassonne?
47194Who iths Mit- this Thippi?
47194Who mess''esef wi''taters twell his clothes dey look er sight?
47194Who tek''e stick''n hit ole possum dog so hard?
47194Whom should I marry?
47194Whut you layin''theer fur?
47194Why ai n''t we a profession?
47194Why ai n''t we endowed with privileges?
47194Why are we forced to take out a hawker''s license, when no such thing is expected of the political hawkers?
47194Why did n''t you call me?"
47194Why does n''t Willie come?"
47194Why shrinks the soul Back on herself and startles at destruction?
47194Why, how ole am de gal?
47194Why, what can such a little fellow as you do?''
47194Why, what''s the matter, friend?
47194Why, whut you spec''I''s doin''hyeah ef I hadn''winned?
47194Whyn''t he hunch hisse''f up on dat saddle right?
47194Will that content you?
47194Will that do?"
47194Will this do for you?"
47194Will you marry me?"
47194Will you not accept the hospitality of my home?
47194Will you take a husband of your friends''choosing?
47194Will you take me as I stand?
47194Within this cage?
47194Wo n''t you run your horse down to the train and hold that book agent till I come?
47194Would he come?
47194Would you like a glass of water?"
47194Ye did not?
47194You are sure you have none in a brighter red, or even in a different color-- Nile green, or seal brown, or jubilee blue, for instance?"
47194You born there?
47194You dink I could_ believe_ i d?
47194You don''fink de dakness gwine to bite?
47194You expect her back, I suppose?"
47194You goin''to drink dat?
47194You knew little Fanny Flight-- old Farmer Flight''s one daughter-- always so pretty and bright?
47194You know so much about your measly part, why do n''t you play it?"
47194You love me, do you not?"
47194You mean I would yump in und pull Gretchen out?
47194You must know ole Albert Withers, Henry Bell and Ambrose Cole?
47194You pretty comfortable where you are, eh, father?"
47194You see?"
47194You see?"
47194You see?"
47194You see?"
47194You take it?
47194You want ter rest?
47194You was born at Granville was you?
47194You will come to see me soon?"
47194You wo n''t take it?
47194You wo n''t take the lot yet?
47194You''ve hern tell Mebbe of the town of Granville?
47194_ B._--"Well, little girl, what_ do_ you want?"
47194_ Butcher._--"Well, little girl, what can I do for you?"
47194_ Chaplain_--"Why, what did you say to him?"
47194_ Derrick._ Ah, yes, that''s all right, Rip, very funny, very funny; but what do you say to a glass of liquor, Rip?
47194_ Father_(_ to the husband of the owner of the hat_)--"Will you tell your good lady to take her''at off, sir, please?"
47194_ Father_--"Well, I ca n''t''elp the''at, can I?
47194_ Give you a song?_ No, I ca n''t do that, my singing days are past; My voice is cracked, my throat''s worn out, and my lungs are going fast.
47194_ Gretchen._ The dog Schneider?
47194_ Gretchen._ Who was that you called a wildcat?
47194_ Have I got a hundred dollars I could loan you for a minute, Till you buy a horse at Marcy''s?_ There''s my wallet!
47194_ Kath._ Is it possible dat I should love de enemy of France?
47194_ Kath._ Que dit- il?
47194_ Know them all?_ And born in Granville!
47194_ Little Girl._--"How much is chops this morning, mister?"
47194_ Lyd._ What crime, madam, have I committed, to be treated thus?
47194_ Minister_--Exagger-- what, Sir?
47194_ Minister_--Hoots, man; doesna the wind whustle on the Sawbbath?
47194_ Minister_--What did you think o''the discourse as a whole?
47194_ Minister_--_Streetched the pint!_ D''ye mean to say, Sir, that I tell_ lees_?
47194_ Miss De B._--"Well, what are you going to order?"
47194_ Miss De B._--"Why do n''t you take it with strawberry?"
47194_ Miss F._--"No; that was what I ordered, was n''t it?"
47194_ Mother_(_ annoyed_)--"Was there ever such an aggravating boy?
47194_ P._(_ indignantly_)--"Oh, well, if you think you can tell the story better than I can, why do n''t you tell it?
47194_ P._--"Forty, was it?
47194_ P._--"He did, did he?
47194_ Precentor_--A noise i''the kirk?
47194_ Precentor_--But would it no be an awfu''sin?
47194_ Precentor_--Eh?
47194_ Precentor_--How could I gie ye a signal i''the kirk?
47194_ Rip._ Drown my sorrows?
47194_ Rip._ What do I generally say to a glass?
47194_ Rip._ What you doin''?
47194_ Rip._ Who was dat I call a wildcat?
47194_ Rip._ Why, Gretchen, are you goin''to turn me oud like a dog?
47194_ Shepherd-- thoughtfully_ Good sir, which way did_ this_ one go?
47194_ Shepherd_ Light or dark?
47194_ Solus_ Wal, whut''s th''odds-- an hour, more or less?
47194_ The Owner of the Hat_(_ removing the obstruction_)--"I''ope you''re satisfied now, I''m sure?"
47194_ The Owner of the Hat_--"Sam, are you going to set by and hear me insulted like this?"
47194_ The Owner of the Hat_--"What, now?
47194_ This bad, too?_ Sho!
47194_ Waiter_--"Ice- cream?
47194an''"How d''ye do?"
47194behind these iron bars?
47194cried the tyrant,"doth he quail?
47194doth he blanch?"
47194go''long_''--have you got that down?"
47194he cried, when she threatened to leave him, and left,"How could you deceive me, as you have deceft?"
47194he says;"My boy, upon what dost thou fearfully gaze?"
47194how you was?
47194my gracious, Air you still sleepin''?
47194pause you still?
47194policeman, did you call me?
47194que je suis semblable à les anges?
47194said I,"right here in the post- office?"
47194she eesa blush so sweet!--"An''eef I ask her lika dees For geevin''me a leetla keess, You s''pose she geeve me wan or two?"
47194that the tongues of men are full of deceits?
47194the jolly old times as I''ve seen, when I rode for Lord Arthur( c''rrect card, sir?)
47194w''at you theenk?
47194what''s the matter?
47194where will it end?"
47194you''d ought''o seen her jerk, Spunky?
47194you''ve seen my face before?