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identifier	question
2984	And the children-- Miss Susie and little Clara?
2984	Cable,he said,"do you know anything about this book, the Arthurian legends of Sir Thomas Malory, Morte Arthure?"
2984	Did you ever hear of Mark Twain?
2984	Do you expect to pay extra fare?
2984	Do you mean to say that you''re not going to vote for him?
2984	George,he said,"what pictures are those that gentleman left?"
2984	Hain''t we all the fools in town on our side? 2984 I said,''Who the h-- l are you?
2984	M.--What does it mean? 2984 MAMA-- What did you say?
2984	Oh, Youth, have you done anything?
2984	Well,he said,"who told you you could go in this car?"
2984	What are you doing here?
2984	What would you give for a copy?
2984	Which way did he go, Youth?
2984	Who is he, George?
2984	Who-- who in the world is that?
2984	And what the flavor can surpass Of sugar, spirit, lemons?
2984	As Annie was about to kiss it he suddenly withdrew his hand and said,"And will you, a little Protestant, kiss the Pope''s ring?"
2984	At one meal-- or, if you prefer, during one day-- how many men will he eat if fresh?"
2984	By and by this investor, returning from Europe, dropped in and said:"Well, did anything happen?"
2984	By the way, third''s a lucky number for length of days, is n''t it?
2984	Can Clara and I have it all for our own?"
2984	Can you conceive of a man''s getting himself into a sweat over so diminutive a provocation?
2984	Clemens?"
2984	Clemens?"
2984	Curious, but did n''t Florence want a Cromwell?
2984	Did I ever tell you the plot of it?
2984	Do n''t you feel well?"
2984	Do n''t you know it''s Mark Twain and that he''ll talk all night?"
2984	Do n''t you know they are calling for you?"
2984	Have you been secreted in the closet or lurking on the shed roof?
2984	He had never had a lesson, she said; if he could only have lessons what might he not accomplish?
2984	He said to himself:"Why did n''t I go now?
2984	He said:"''You thought you were playing a nice joke on me, did n''t you?
2984	He seemed surprised and said:"Oh, but he does n''t like that sort of thing, does he?"
2984	He went in with his best,"Well, what can I do for you?"
2984	He wrote, asking Howells: Will the proposed treaty protect us( and effectually) against Canadian piracy?
2984	Here he paused a moment:"Mr. Clemens, will you tell me where Mr. Charles Dudley Warner lives?"
2984	How can a body help it?
2984	How do I account for this change of view?
2984	How do you explain this?"
2984	How do you run Plum Point?"
2984	How many Bibles would he eat at a meal?"
2984	How should he?"
2984	I naturally said,"What do you mean?
2984	If base music gives me wings, why should I want any other?
2984	If we made this colonel a grand fellow, and gave him a wife to suit-- hey?
2984	In February he addressed the Monday Evening Club on"What is Happiness?"
2984	In the accompanying note he said: Say, Boss, do you want this to lighten up your old freight- train with?
2984	Land sakes, Livy, what can I do?"
2984	Livy screamed, then said,"Who is it?
2984	Mama said,"Why do n''t you try''mind cure''?"
2984	Mrs. Clemens looked at him gravely:"George,"she said,"did n''t I discharge you yesterday?"
2984	Next day he asked,"Katie, did you see my pipe- cleaner?
2984	Now what is it?
2984	Now, young men, if any of you were in command of such a fortress, how would you proceed?''
2984	On another: Have you seen any portion of the second volume?
2984	One day Clemens sand to him:"Cable, why do you sit in here?
2984	Rose Terry Cooke wrote: Horrid man, how did you know the way I behave in a thunderstorm?
2984	Shall we think this over, or drop it as being nonsense?
2984	She ran breathlessly to her aunt:"Can I have it?
2984	She said,"Are you hunting for it with a club?"
2984	She said,"Why, Jean, what''s the matter?
2984	The inspector asks:"Now what does this elephant eat, and how much?"
2984	The other letter mentioned was written to the''Christian Union'', inspired by a tale entitled,"What Ought We to Have Done?"
2984	Then he asked solemnly:"And is he never serious?"
2984	Then he says: Why do I offer him the play at all?
2984	They shook hands; there was a pause of a moment, then Grant said, looking at him gravely:"Mr. Clemens, I am not embarrassed, are you?"
2984	This is my work, and I know that I do very wrong when I feel chafed by it, but how can I be right about it?
2984	Thomas Hardy said to Howells one night at dinner:"Why do n''t people understand that Mark Twain is not merely a great humorist?
2984	To a woman who wrote, asking for his opinion on dogs, he said, in part: By what right has the dog come to be regarded as a"noble"animal?
2984	Twain expect the public to credit this narrative to his clever brain?
2984	Was hast du gesagt?"
2984	What did you do with him?"
2984	What do you think the General wanted to require of me?''
2984	What does it mean, Susy?
2984	What is the matter?"
2984	What nationalities would he prefer?"
2984	When we entered, and Mrs. Clemens read on Shakespeare''s grave,''Good friend, for Jesus''sake, forbear,''she started back, exclaiming,''where am I?''
2984	Where did you ever see it before?"
2984	Who knows?
2984	Why did n''t I go with her now?"
2984	Why do n''t you come here and take a foretaste of Heaven?"
2984	Why should Darwin have gone to them for rest and refreshment at midnight, when spent with scientific research?
2984	Why, in fine, should an English chief- justice keep Mark Twain''s books always at hand?
2984	Will you return those proofs or revises to me, so that I can use the same on some future occasion?
2984	You hold her, will you, till I come back?''
2984	You note that position?
2984	and ai n''t that a big enough majority in any town?"
2984	do you realize, Mark, what a symposium it is to be?
2984	presenting a theory which in later years he developed as a part of his"gospel,"and promulgated in a privately printed volume,''What is Man''?
2984	where is he?
2985	And you''ve filled that order, have you?
2985	Come, do you mean to say that you do n''t know who the hero of that sketch is?
2985	Great guns, what is the matter with it?
2985	Promise what?
2985	Shall you take your tomahawk with you?
2985	The placard that says''Furnished rooms to let''? 2985 Was he always really tranquil within,"he says,"or was he only externally so-- for effect?
2985	Was this rebuke studied and intentional? 2985 Well, what does he have that sign up for?"
2985	What makes you think so?
2985	What will it cost?
2985	What will you give?
2985	Why not leave them all to me?
2985	Why, yes,said Tufts;"are n''t you?"
2985	Why,he said,"have we met before?"
2985	Why?
2985	With pleasure-- where is she?
2985	Wo n''t you please say something funny?
2985	Yes, Mark, what is it?
2985	--[Clemens himself had attempted to make a play out of his story"Is He Dead?"
2985	America?
2985	And could we now?
2985	And do you think that you have added just the right smear of polish to the closing clause of the sentence?
2985	And shall we see Susy?
2985	And why should n''t I be?
2985	And will Mark Twain never write such another?
2985	At forty what do you do?
2985	B.--Look here, are you charging storage?
2985	But ca n''t I get it in anywhere?
2985	But in the mean time what do you do?
2985	But what is the use of remembering all these bitter details?
2985	But what were you doing on the inside?
2985	Clemens answered,"Mr. Rogers, do you think there is anything I could do for you that I would n''t do?"
2985	Clemens looked at the egg portion and asked:"Boy, what was my order?"
2985	DEAR PAMELA,--Will you take this$ 15& buy some candy or other trifle for yourself& Sam& his wife to remind you that we remember you?
2985	Did n''t you know that?
2985	Do n''t you realize that you ought not to intrude your help in a delicate art like that with your limitations?
2985	Do n''t you see it''s Herr Mark Twain?"
2985	Do they live in----""In this street?
2985	Do you know any one who does know him?"
2985	Do you know that shock?
2985	Do you know that shock?
2985	Do you see the big, plain house over there with the placard in the third floor window?
2985	Do you think you know how to behave?"
2985	Does he keep boarders?"
2985	Dreaming of what?
2985	Familiar?
2985	Have n''t you read anything at all about Joan of Arc?
2985	Have you developed any novelties of conduct since you left Mr. Murray''s,& have they been of a character to move the concern of your friends?
2985	Have you ever been like that?
2985	He said:"What will you complete the machine for?"
2985	How do you reckon he accomplished that miracle?
2985	How in the world did you ever come to locate there?"
2985	I sha''n''t say a word against it, but she will find it a difficult& disheartening job,& meanwhile what is to become of that miraculous girl?
2985	I wonder if it is?
2985	If you should be passing this way to- morrow will you look in and change hats?
2985	Introducing him, President Frank Lawrence said:"What name is there in literature that can be likened to his?
2985	Is n''t that valuable?
2985	Is there some way, honest or otherwise, by which you can get a copy of Mayo''s play,"Pudd''nhead Wilson,"for me?
2985	It would be jolly good if some one should succeed in making a play out of"Is He Dead?"
2985	Italy?
2985	Later he wrote:"Put''Is He Dead?''
2985	My business brothers?
2985	Now the old Duke of Backofenhofenschwartz not the present Duke, but the last but one, he----""Does he live over the sausage- shop in the cellar?"
2985	Now, do n''t you see what a world of confidence that must necessarily breed?
2985	One of them said, hesitatingly:"Are you Mr. Mark Twain?"
2985	Or at least why was n''t something creditable created in place of it?
2985	Semi- acquaintances said,"Ah, yes, Kornerstrasse"; acquaintances said,"Dear me, do you like it?"
2985	Shrunk how?
2985	Since I wrote my Bible--[The"Gospel,"What is Man?]
2985	That they are in London, the metropolis of the world, Post- office District, N. W.?
2985	The coachman sent in for him at 9, but he said,"Oh, nonsense!--leave glories& grandeurs like these?
2985	The door was ajar and he heard Mrs. Clemens say:"Youth, do n''t you think it will be a little embarrassing for him, your being in bed?"
2985	To Twichell Clemens wrote: Joe, do you know the Irish gentleman& the Irish lady, the Scotch gentleman& the Scotch lady?
2985	To her sister she wrote: Do you think we can live through the first going into the house in Hartford?
2985	Venice?
2985	Was n''t it a rattling good comedy situation?
2985	Well, then, what is he to do?
2985	What is biography?
2985	What is it that we want in a novel?
2985	What is romance?
2985	What night will you come down& smoke?
2985	What other humorist could have refrained from hinting, at least, the inference suggested by the obvious"Gas Works"?
2985	What should we do and how should we feel if we had no bright prospects before us, and yet how many people are situated in that way?
2985	What they want----""The nobility?
2985	When the Duke first moved in here he----""Does he live in this street?"
2985	When you get an exasperating letter what happens?
2985	Where was your remedy?
2985	Who is his nearest friend?"
2985	Who is it?"
2985	Who is it?"
2985	Who might this late comer be?
2985	Whose heart is broken by this murder?
2985	Why was the human race created?
2985	Why, Tufts, do n''t you know that the soldiers in the theater are the same old soldiers marching around and around?
2985	Will anybody contend that a man can say to such masterful anger as that, Go, and be obeyed?
2985	Will healing ever come, or life have value again?
2985	Will that answer?
2985	With a rent- roll of twelve hundred thousand marks a year?
2985	Wo n''t you talk awhile?
2985	Yes, he is here; and the question is not-- as it has been heretofore during a thousand ages-- What shall we do with him?
2985	Yes, you know that, and confess it-- but what were you to do?
2985	have you noticed that?
2985	how have you written this miracle?
2985	or shall I send it to the hotel?
2985	the tropics?
2982	Ah,said Clemens, as he mopped his face,"do you know that little devil waded all the way across?"
2982	Are you Horace Bigsby''s cub?
2982	But do you realize, ma''am, how tired and hungry we are? 2982 Can he do it again?"
2982	Did it knock him down?
2982	Did you do that?
2982	Did you ever do any steering?
2982	Did you follow it up? 2982 Did you pound him much-- that is, severely?"
2982	Do n''t I deserve one yet?
2982	Do you chew?
2982	Do you drink?
2982	Do you gamble?
2982	Do you know the Bowen boys?
2982	Do you swear?
2982	Do you use terbacker?
2982	Does it?
2982	Hard?
2982	Here, where are you heading for now?
2982	Here, why did n''t you tell me we had got to land at that plantation?
2982	Here,he would shout,"where are you going now?
2982	How big was it, Uncle Ned?
2982	How do you follow a hall at home in the dark? 2982 How far off was it?"
2982	How much do you think it ought to be, Mark?
2982	How on earth am I ever going to learn it, then?
2982	How would you like a young man to learn the river?
2982	Is n''t that a guitar over there?
2982	Nobody could have done it better; and did you see how those cats got out of there? 2982 Pounded him?"
2982	Sam said,''Dan, did you know, when you invited me to make that speech, that those fellows were going to give me a bogus pipe?'' 2982 Steve, what is that d-- d noise?"
2982	Tell us, Mark, why are you like the Pacific Ocean?
2982	Very well, I''ll try it; but, after I have learned it, can I depend on it? 2982 Well,"he sand,"why am I like the Pacific Ocean?"
2982	What are you reading, Sam?
2982	What did you do?
2982	What do you charge?
2982	What in nation are you steerin''at, anyway? 2982 What is your name?"
2982	What makes you pull your words that way?
2982	What will you have, Sam?
2982	What with?
2982	What''s the matter, Sam? 2982 Who did that?"
2982	Why did n''t you mention it before? 2982 Why do n''t you get up and light it yourself?"
2982	Why, Sammy, what in the world has happened?
2982	Yes, sir, it is; what of it?
2982	23--and a lawyer?
2982	A gentleman standing on the pavement said to my wife,"Miss, do you go by this stage?"
2982	A tall, bony woman came to the door:"You''re secesh, ai n''t you?"
2982	And what is a man without energy?
2982	At first he looked at the culprit thoughtfully, then he made some inquiries:"Did you strike him first?"
2982	Can not the''Californian''afford to keep Mark all to itself?
2982	Did you do anything further?"
2982	Do n''t you hear me?
2982	Do n''t you know that I have expended money in this country but have made none myself?
2982	Do n''t you know that I have never held in my hands a gold or silver bar that belonged to me?
2982	Do n''t you know that I have only talked, as yet, but proved nothing?
2982	Do n''t you know that it''s all talk and no cider so far?
2982	Do n''t you know that undemonstrated human calculations wo n''t do to bet on?
2982	Do you hear?"
2982	Give him a good sound thrashing; do you hear?
2982	Have I got to learn the shape of the river according to all these five hundred thousand different ways?
2982	Have n''t you got a bite for us to eat?"
2982	He opened on me after this fashion:"How much water did we have in the middle crossing at Hole- in- The- Wall, trip before last?"
2982	His chief was a constant menace at such moments: One day he turned on me suddenly with this settler:"What is the shape of Walnut Bend?"
2982	His mother said:"What''s the matter, Sammy; are you sick?"
2982	How could he, with a fortune so plainly in view?
2982	How did you ever think of it?"
2982	How do you reckon I can remember such a mess as that?"
2982	I gave her a conundrum, thus:"My dear madam, why ought your hand to retain its present grace and beauty always?
2982	If they want letters from here-- who''ll run from morning till night collecting material cheaper?
2982	It always snows here, I expect"; and the final heart- sick line,"Do n''t you suppose they have pretty much quit writing at home?"
2982	It may have materialized out of the unseen-- who knows?
2982	Klinefelter turned to Sam:"Did n''t you hear him?"
2982	L. C.''Which was?
2982	Maguire, why Will you thus skyugle?
2982	Now is n''t she the devil?
2982	One day, soon after, he said to me:"''Steve, do you know that I think that that bogus pipe smokes about as well as the good one?''"
2982	Sam said:"What''s that, Steve?"
2982	Sam;"he said,"what do they mean by that?"
2982	That is to say, is n''t she a right smart little woman?
2982	The company rose, drank the toast in serious silence; then Goodman said:"Of course, Artemus, it''s all right, but why did you give us Upper Canada?"
2982	W- h- a- r- r''s my g- o- l- den arm?"
2982	W- h- a- r- r''s my golden arm?
2982	What a child he always was-- always, to the very end?
2982	What are you going to do?"
2982	What did it matter to him?
2982	What name do you want to use''Josh''?"
2982	What noise?
2982	What the devil does a man want with any more feet when he owns in the invincible bomb- proof"Monitor"?
2982	What was the greatest feature in Napoleon''s character?
2982	When the children came for eggs he would say:"Your hens wo n''t lay, eh?
2982	Where is it Orion''s going to?
2982	Why curse and swear, And rip and tear The innocent McDougal?
2982	Will it keep the same form, and not go fooling around?"
2982	Wo n''t you please stop it?
2982	You could n''t possibly teach music with a company of raw recruits drilling overhead-- now, could you?
2982	You think that picture looks old?
2982	You will continue upon the water for some time yet; you will not retire finally until ten years from now.... What is your brother''s age?
2982	and in pursuit of an office?
2982	he asked--"pilots in the St. Louis and New Orleans trade?"
2982	he said, triumphantly;"you know dose vord?"
19987	Afraid I would n''t live?
19987	And the next greatest?
19987	Are you going down to see what it is he wants now?
19987	Are you going down to see?
19987	But where do you place yourself, then?
19987	Did n''t you fall overboard?
19987	How do you mean?
19987	How many?
19987	I? 19987 If you forgot the watch, mamma, would that be a little thing?"
19987	Is he? 19987 Mamma, what is it all for?"
19987	Mamma, what is''_ little_ things''?
19987	The fourth what?
19987	Then why did you sell him?
19987	Very well, then you''ve told it, we''ll say, seventy or eighty times since it happened?
19987	Was it a burglar, do you think?
19987	Was n''t there a new patent machine aboard, and did n''t they throw it over to save you?
19987	Wellmamma said"what now, I wonder?"
19987	Well, what of it? 19987 What man?"
19987	What shall we do then then?
19987	Who were the others?
19987	Why?
19987	Ai n''t it best to say nothing, and let on that we did n''t think?"
19987	Ai n''t that the one that bilked the house, last week, out of ten cents?"
19987	Anything peculiar about it?"
19987	Apparently you have not heard of him?"
19987	Are you a professional buccaneer?
19987	Are you always cheerful?
19987	Are_ you_?
19987	As Susy said,"What is it all for?"
19987	At last X''s friend remarked,"X, does it occur to you that we are_ outside the diocese_?"
19987	Carleton rose and said brusquely and aggressively,"Well, what can I do for you?"
19987	Could the fault have been with me?
19987	Did I forget that I was a Lambton?
19987	Did I lose courage when I saw those great men up there whom I was going to describe in such a strange fashion?
19987	Did n''t that attract any attention?"
19987	Did you suppose it was a Sunday- school superintendent?"
19987	Do I want any more?
19987	Do n''t you like Uncle Theodore Crane?"
19987	Do you remember Charles the First?--and his broad slouch with the plume in it?
19987	Dr. Burton swung his leonine head around, focussed me with his eye, and said:"When was it that this happened?"
19987	Finally, in the summing up, the mother named over the list and asked:"Which one do you think it ought to be, Susy?"
19987	For instance, if the magician asked,"What do you see?"
19987	Have you told it several times since?"
19987	He brought the cup to me and asked impressively,"Mr. Clemens, how far is it from the front door to the upper gate?"
19987	He did n''t what?"
19987	He had inquired of the shopman--"Who is this Davis?"
19987	He mused a moment or two and then said,"I wonder we did n''t meet in Washington in 1867; you were there at that time, were n''t you?"
19987	He paused, glanced up at me and said, with his eyes,"Are you friendly?"
19987	He said,"Three dollars?
19987	He said,"Were n''t you a midshipman once, sir, in the old''Lancaster''?"
19987	He said:"Mr. Clemens, what are we going to do?
19987	He said:"Who did that?"
19987	He seemed very much surprised, and said,"Take him again?
19987	Her mother asked:"Is she crying hard?"
19987	Her mother was surprised, and also disappointed, and said:"Why, Susy, does n''t it please you?
19987	His face was sad, before, and troubled; but it lit up gladly now, and he answered,"Yes-- have you seen him?"
19987	How do you come to know about it?"
19987	How do you explain it?
19987	How do you explain this kind of conduct?"
19987	How do you justify it?"
19987	How far off was that bird?"
19987	How is the size of calamities measured?
19987	How many can you run with an outlay like that?"
19987	How many caroms do you think you can make out of that layout?"
19987	How many times a year do you think you have told it?"
19987	How much of this tale of yours is embroidery?"
19987	How often can he do that?"
19987	I asked my mother about this, in her old age-- she was in her 88th year-- and said:"I suppose that during all that time you were uneasy about me?"
19987	I asked,"How did you know, you little rascals?"
19987	I have to have him back again because the man wants him; do n''t you see that I have n''t any choice in the matter?
19987	I was waiting for her to ask"Who did that?"
19987	I wonder how he felt?
19987	If their superiors had carved each other well, the public would have asked, Where were the police?
19987	Is it?''
19987	Is n''t it fine?"
19987	It is plain that the author of the second one stole the first one, is n''t it?"
19987	It is too late to telephone-- we could n''t get any cigars out from town-- what can we do?
19987	Mrs. Clemens opened the debate:"What was it?"
19987	My wife said,"What do you suppose he is after now?"
19987	Now what do you reckon it was?
19987	Only three dollars?
19987	Really always cheerful?"
19987	She said, a little restively,"Well, what is the use of a burglar- alarm for us?"
19987	She said,"You wore it in church with that red Scotch plaid outside and glaring?
19987	She said:"He did n''t?
19987	She was awed and impressed, and said:"Wild ones, mamma?"
19987	She would say,"Now, Marse Steve, Marse Steve, ca n''t you behave yourself?"
19987	Stevenson had begun the matter with this question:"Can you name the American author whose fame and acceptance stretch widest in the States?"
19987	Susy studied, shrank from her duty, and asked:"Which do you think, mamma?"
19987	That question was,"With whom originated the idea of the march to the sea?
19987	That was the old man''s chance, and he said with fervency"Why good land, are n''t you going to stop to breakfast?"
19987	The General said,"What do you ask for him?"
19987	The crux of the matter is that you did n''t own the dog-- can''t you see that?
19987	The truth is they will know that I acted innocently, because they are rational people; but what of that?
19987	Then he came back, and said,"What is the prize for the ten- strike?"
19987	There must be some way to tell the great ones from the small ones; what is the law of these proportions?
19987	There was a moment''s silence, then Sandy spoke up with excited interest and said--"Marse Sam, has you ever seen a smoked herring?"
19987	There-- don''t you see something?
19987	This look was usually followed with"Clara"or"Susy what do you mean by this?
19987	Was it Grant''s, or was it Sherman''s idea?"
19987	Were you of our crew?"
19987	What could have been the matter with that house?
19987	What do you suppose he wants?"
19987	What is ambition?
19987	What is that?"
19987	What is the bill?"
19987	What is the rule?
19987	What is the special peculiarity of smoked herrings?"
19987	What is your name?"
19987	What should he cable in reply?
19987	What, are you going?
19987	When I was seven or eight, or ten, or twelve years old-- along there-- a neighbor said to her,"Do you ever believe anything that that boy says?"
19987	When people asked me,"How_ can_ you tell what he is willing you to do?"
19987	When the article"What ought he to have done?"
19987	Where now is Billy Rice?
19987	Who is it that didn''t?--and what is it that he did n''t?"
19987	Who was the other girl?"
19987	Who''s doubting it?"
19987	Why is it that I have intruded into this turmoil and manifested a desire to get our orthography purged of its asininities?
19987	Why, how could I talk when he was talking?
19987	Why?
19987	Why?"
19987	Wo n''t you please sign your name?"
19987	Wo n''t you take me out of my distress and sign your name to it?
19987	You understand?
19987	[ 19] Can this be correct?
19987	_ Was hast du gesagt?_"But she said the same words over again, and in the same decided way.
19987	and his body clothed in velvet doublet with lace sleeves, and his legs in leather, with long rapier at his side and his spurs on his heels?
19987	and his slender, tall figure?
19987	do you want to come to the bath- room with me?"
19987	impostors, were they?
2986	A vocabulary, then, is sometimes a handicap?
2986	But what in hell is an oesophagus? 2986 Do you believe the things you say?"
2986	How long did you keep your pilot- memory?
2986	How many?
2986	I suppose you still remember some of the river?
2986	Man adapted to the earth?
2986	Oh yes, that is it, I thought it was--(naming a name which has escaped me) wo n''t you write it down for me?
2986	Reporters?
2986	Still you-- are going to publish it, are you not?
2986	Was n''t that the courteous thing to do?
2986	What is the one- third extra-- the odd melon-- the same?
2986	What would you do?
2986	What''s an oesophagus, a bird?
2986	What''s it all mean, anyway?
2986	Why in nation did you offer him your cue?
2986	A critic with a sense of humor asked:"Please excuse seeming impertinence, but were you ever adjudged insane?
2986	Am I right?
2986	And ignorantly& unthinkingly?
2986	And what is the appendix for?
2986	Are our morals so inadequate that we have to borrow of niggers?"
2986	Are the Blue and the Gray one to- day?
2986	Are there in Sir Walter''s novels passages done in good English--English which is neither slovenly nor involved?
2986	Are there passages which burn with real fire-- not punk, fox- fire, make- believe?
2986	Are there passages whose English is not poor& thin& commonplace, but is of a quality above that?
2986	Are you sure it was clams?
2986	As concerns the man who has gone unpunished eleven million years, is it your belief that in life he did his duty by his microbes?
2986	Better lo''ed ye canna be, Will ye no come back again?
2986	Blasphemy?
2986	But what of that?
2986	By searching?
2986	CCXLVIII"WHAT IS MAN?"
2986	CCXXVI"WAS IT HEAVEN?
2986	Can you read him and keep your respect for him?
2986	Clara, dear, after the luncheon-- I hate to put this on you-- but could you do two or three little shopping- errands for me?
2986	Could she feel the wrinkles in my hand through her hair?
2986	Could you lend an admirer$ 1.50 to buy a hymn- book with?
2986	Did he know how to write English,& did n''t do it because he did n''t want to?
2986	Did you get wet?
2986	Did you want to saddle that disaster upon us for life?"
2986	Do n''t you care more about the wretchedness of others than anything that happens to you?''
2986	Do serenity and peace brood over you after you have done such a thing?
2986	Does he ever chain the reader''s interest& make him reluctant to lay the book down?
2986	Does he keep him in mind years and years and go on contriving miseries for him?
2986	Does man regard the difference?
2986	Does one build a boarding- house for the sake of the boarding- house itself or for the sake of the boarders?
2986	For 6 days now my story in the Christmas Harper''s"Was it Heaven?
2986	Goodness, who is there I have n''t known?
2986	Has he funny characters that are funny, and humorous passages that are humorous?
2986	Has he heroes& heroines who are not cads and cadesses?
2986	Has he heroes& heroines whom the reader admires-- admires and knows why?
2986	Has he paused& taken thought?
2986	Has he personages whose acts& talk correspond with their characters as described by him?
2986	He asked:"Have you heard the news about San Francisco?"
2986	He did not suspect what had happened until he heard one of the daughters ask:"Katie, is it true?
2986	He probably referred to the Monday Evening Club essay,"What Is Happiness?"
2986	He said:"Is it your idea, then, that man is perfectly adapted to the conditions of this planet?"
2986	He wished to receive the full value( who does not?)
2986	Helen Keller wrote: And you are seventy years old?
2986	Hereafter if you must write such things wo n''t you please be so kind as to label them?
2986	How could that impress Adam?
2986	How could you do it?
2986	How much money does the devil give you for arraigning Christianity and missionary causes?"
2986	Howells, startled for a moment, whispered:"What in the world did he wear that white suit for?"
2986	I was greatly pleased and asked:"Who gets the extra one?"
2986	II L. Is it true the human race thinks the universe was created for its convenience?
2986	If he ca n''t get renewals of his bric- a- brac in the next world what will he look like?
2986	If we are going to be gay in spirit, why be clad in funeral garments?
2986	If you can play that way left- handed what could you do right- handed?''
2986	Interest?
2986	Is it a joke or am I an ignoramus?"
2986	Is it one prayer?
2986	Is the Rebellion ended and forgotten?
2986	L. Am I not, to a man, as is a billion solar systems to a grain of sand?
2986	L. And the air?
2986	L. Do you know what a microbe is?
2986	L. Does he forget him?
2986	L. Employs himself with more important matters?
2986	L. Has she been out to- day?
2986	L. He commits depredations upon your blood?
2986	L. How many men are there?
2986	L. In ten days the aggregate reaches what?
2986	L. In that costume?
2986	L. Now then, according to man''s own reasoning, what is man for?
2986	L. Then what?
2986	L. Then why punish him?
2986	L. To what intent are these uncountable microbes introduced into the human race?
2986	L. What am I to man?
2986	L. What is he for?
2986	L. What is the sea for?
2986	L. When was this?
2986	L. Who is it?
2986	L. Why?
2986	L. Why?
2986	L. You took a cab both ways?
2986	Man kills the microbes when he can?
2986	May I send you the constitution& laws of the club?
2986	Now then, with this common- sense light to aid your perceptions, what are the air, the land, and the ocean for?
2986	Now, will that do you?"
2986	OR HELL?"
2986	Oh, Katie, is it true?"
2986	Once, writing to Jean, he asked: What is your favorite piece of music, dear?
2986	One paper celebrated him in verse: Who killed Croker?
2986	Opening one of the papers, a telegram, he read:"In which one of your works can we find the definition of a gentleman?"
2986	Or a gullet?
2986	Or is it a gull?
2986	Or is the report exaggerated, like that of your death?
2986	Out of this grew the story,"Was it Heaven?
2986	Put a trap like that into the midst of a tragical story?
2986	Reverence for what-- for whom?
2986	Said Clemens: Do you notice?
2986	Shall we ever laugh again?
2986	She kept her contract to the letter; but when she rose to go she said, in a voice of deepest reverence:"May I kiss your hand?"
2986	She said,"What is the name of your sweet sister?"
2986	She was determined to go out again, but---- L. How did you know she was out?
2986	Speaking as a member of it, what do you think the other animals are for?
2986	The Christmas number of Harper''s Magazine for 1902 contained the story,"Was it Heaven?
2986	The two sums aggregate- what?
2986	Then he broke out:"Why ca n''t a man die when he''s had his tragedy?
2986	Then he was likely to say:"Why did n''t you stop me?
2986	Then if Satan should come, he would slap him on the shoulder and say,''Why, Satan, how do you do?
2986	Then who is it, what is it, that they worship?
2986	Then:"What does he call it?"
2986	To Twichell he wrote, playfully but sincerely: Am I honest?
2986	Was it Grady who killed himself trying to do all the dining and speeching?
2986	What are deciduous flowers, and do they always"bloom in the fall, tra la"?
2986	What are his tonsils for?
2986	What are you going to do, you poor soul?
2986	What are your plans for getting left, or shall you trust to inspiration?
2986	What is Jean doing?
2986	What is his beard for?
2986	What is it?
2986	What is there to say?
2986	What more could be said of any one?
2986	What would it be for the whole human population?
2986	When I brought him the prints, a few days later, he expressed pleasure and asked,"Why did n''t you make more?"
2986	When did larches begin to flame, and who set out the pomegranates in that canyon?
2986	When shall I come?
2986	When the dictation ended he said:"Have you any special place to lunch to- day?"
2986	When we reached the entrance of the dining- room he said:"Is n''t there another entrance to this place?"
2986	Who is to decide what ought to command my reverence-- my neighbor or I?
2986	Who lit the lilacs, and which end up do they hang?
2986	Who so poor in his ambitions as to consent to be God on those terms?
2986	Why did n''t you take thirteen?"
2986	Why did you let me go on making a jackass of myself when you could have saved me?"
2986	Why does he affront me with the fancy that I interest Myself in trivialities-- like men and microbes?
2986	Why should not China be free from the foreigners, who are only making trouble on her soil?
2986	Why, Clara, are n''t you going to your lesson?
2986	Will Kanawha be sailing after that& can I go as Sunday- school superintendent at half rate?
2986	Will ye no come back again?
2986	Wo n''t you come back and do that again?"
2986	Would you like me to come out there and cry?
2986	Writing to MacAlister, Clemens said: Florentine sunshine?
2986	You say,"Is this it?--this?
2986	after all this talk and fuss of a thousand generations of travelers who have crossed this frontier& looked about them& told what they saw& felt?
2986	can a body do it to- day?
2986	or Hell?"
2986	or Hell?"
2986	or Hell?"
2987	But what has become of Caesar''s gold, Brother, big brother?
2987	But you read it?
2987	Could a man live on a world so small as that?
2987	Dear child, do n''t you want to run out and play a while? 2987 Does He send all of them, mama?"
2987	How about a disguise?
2987	How about dematerialization?
2987	How big is he?
2987	How can you be so positive?
2987	How do you mean, m''lord?
2987	How long have you been with Barnum and Bailey?
2987	How many more are there?
2987	Is it He that sends them?
2987	Is n''t it strange?
2987	Is there any evidence that he did n''t?
2987	Oh, how high is Caesar''s house, Brother, big brother?
2987	Strange? 2987 Suppose you divide the drop?"
2987	Suppose you remove a drop of it? 2987 Suppose you separate the hydrogen and the oxygen?"
2987	Tell me, Franklin[ a microbe of great learning], is the ocean an individual, an animal, a creature?
2987	The fourth what?
2987	The times are bad and the world is old--Who knows the where of the Caesar''s gold? 2987 Then it does not matter where the truth, as you call it, comes from?"
2987	Then water-- any water- is an individual?
2987	Then you make your own Bible?
2987	What do you think it was, mama?
2987	What for?
2987	What for?
2987	What is your little bonfire of Vesuvius to this?
2987	What manner of men are these?
2987	What reason, mama?
2987	Where are the rest of the Innocents?
2987	Where are you going to put him?
2987	Where is the Ascot Cup?
2987	Where is the elephant?
2987	Who first thought of it like that, mama? 2987 Who taught you so, mama?"
2987	Why do you think so?
2987	Would you have it in the schools, then?
2987	Yes, the wee creatures that inhabit the bodies of us germs and feed upon us, and rot us with disease: Ah, what could they have been created for? 2987 You admitted its literary art?"
2987	APPENDIX K A SUBSTITUTE FOR RULOFF HAVE WE A SIDNEY CARTON AMONG US?
2987	After a pause:"Did He make the roof fall in on the stranger that was trying to save the crippled old woman from the fire, mama?"
2987	Am I saying that the pulpit does not do its share toward disseminating the marrow, the meat of the gospel of Christ?
2987	Am I to go away and let them have peace and quiet for a year and a half, and then come back and only lecture them twice?
2987	And when the man draws them well why do they stir my admiration?
2987	And whence and whither?"
2987	Anything left of Hoffman?"
2987	Are the two things identical?
2987	Are you?"
2987	As we drove into the lane that led to the Stormfield entrance, he said:"Can we see where you have built your billiard- room?"
2987	Bright?
2987	But to cease teaching and go back to the beginning again, was it not pitiable-- that spectacle?
2987	But what if it produce that in spite of you?
2987	CCLXXVII"IS SHAKESPEARE DEAD?"
2987	Ca n''t you give me enough of the hypnotic injunction to put an end to me?"
2987	Clemens said:"Trowbridge, are you still alive?
2987	Clemens said:"What is it?"
2987	Clemens sand:"Is that so?
2987	Clemens?"
2987	DEAR CHAMP CLARK,--Is the new copyright law acceptable to me?
2987	DOES THE RACE OF MAN LOVE A LORD?
2987	Did He give Billy Norris the typhus?"
2987	Did I know jean''s value?
2987	Did it?
2987	Do they even resemble each other?
2987	Do you admire the race(& consequently yourself)?
2987	Do you comprehend?
2987	Do you remember?
2987	Do you think I wrote the second one to give that man pleasure?
2987	Do you think you could teach it arithmetic?"
2987	Do you want to bring the lightning?"
2987	Does he take an oath or make a promise of any sort?--or does n''t he leave himself entirely free?
2987	Does this sound like shouting?
2987	Had we no moral duty to perform?
2987	Have n''t I told you so, over and over again?"
2987	Have you forgotten early twitterings of your own?
2987	He commended man to multiply& replenish- what?
2987	He said, very gently:"How beautiful it all is?
2987	He says:"A billion, that is a million millions,[??
2987	He says:"A billion, that is a million millions,[??
2987	How can you ask such a thing of me?
2987	How does a soul like that stay in a carcass without getting mixed with the secretions and sweated out through the pores?
2987	Howells, did you write me day- before- day- before yesterday or did I dream it?
2987	I bent down over her and patted her cheek and said:"I do n''t seem to remember your name; what is it?"
2987	I noticed that Jean was listening anxiously, and when I finished she said:"Is that a true story?"
2987	I said,"How do you account for the changed attitude toward these things?
2987	I said,''Jean, is this you trying to let me know you have found the others?''
2987	I suppose I ought to defend my character, but how can I defend it?
2987	I was ashamed again, and confessed it; then:"How old are you, dear?"
2987	I was naturally astonished, and immediately wrote: I did fall and skin my shin at five o''clock yesterday afternoon, but how did you find it out?
2987	If a life be offered up on the gallows to atone for the murder Ruloff did, will that suffice?
2987	If so is she extinct and can never attend a third?
2987	In a dictation following his return, Mark Twain said: Who began it?
2987	Is it a regular army?
2987	Is it an army of volunteers who have enlisted for the war, and may righteously be shot if they leave before the war is finished?
2987	Is it less humiliating to dance to the lash of one master than another?
2987	Is it possible for human wickedness to invent a doctrine more infernal and poisonous than this?
2987	Is n''t it curious?
2987	Is n''t it interesting?
2987	Is n''t that a brewery?"
2987	Is n''t that a brewery?"
2987	Is that it?"
2987	Is that true, mother--because if it is true why did Mr. Hollister laugh at it?"
2987	Is there imaginable a baser servitude than it imposes?
2987	Is what is left an individual?"
2987	It only costs the public a dollar apiece, and if they ca n''t stand it what do they stay here for?
2987	It was not wrong?
2987	MR. MARK TWAIN-- DEAR SIR,--Will you start now, without any unnecessary delay?
2987	Mark Twain''s own book on the subject--''Is Shakespeare Dead?''
2987	Must he prove that he is sound in any way, mind or body?
2987	Must he prove that he knows anything-- is capable of anything-- whatever?
2987	Not much of it all is left to me, but I remember Howells saying,"Did it ever occur to you that the newspapers abolished hell?
2987	Now you all know all these things yourself, do n''t you?
2987	Now, therefore, why should I withhold it?
2987	OR HELL?
2987	Of course you can save money by denying yourself all these vicious little enjoyments for fifty years; but then what can you do with it?
2987	Once, half roused, he looked at me searchingly and asked:"Is n''t there something I can resign and be out of all this?
2987	One day she said:"Mama, why is there so much pain and sorrow and suffering?
2987	Ought we to allow this war to begin?
2987	Replying to the question( put to himself),"Are you pleased with the marriage?"
2987	Says I,''Hold on there, Evangeline, what are you going to do with them?''
2987	Shall I ever be cheerful again, happy again?
2987	Shall you also say that it demands that a man kick his truth and his conscience into the gutter and become a mouthing lunatic besides?
2987	Shall you say the best good of the country demands allegiance to party?
2987	She?
2987	Take a man like Sir Oliver Lodge, and what secret of Nature can be hidden from him?
2987	That''s closed in, is n''t it, for the winter?
2987	The autumn splendors passed you by?
2987	The letter itself consisted merely of a line, which said: Wo n''t you give your friends, the missionaries, a good mark for this?
2987	The property has got to fall to some heir, and why not the United States?
2987	The question is, if she attends two doe luncheons in succession is she a doe- doe?
2987	The sensational head- lines in a morning paper,"Is Mark Twain a Plagiarist?"
2987	There was such a mingling of yells and calls and questions, such as,"Have you brought the jumping Frog with you?"
2987	They give us pain, they make our lives miserable, they murder us-- and where is the use of it all, where the wisdom?
2987	To Howells, on the same day, he wrote: Wo n''t you& Mrs. Howells& Mildred come& give us as many days as you can spare& examine John''s triumph?
2987	Toward the evening of the first day, when it grew dark outside, he asked:"How long have we been on this voyage?"
2987	U. E. WAS IT HEAVEN?
2987	U. E. WHY NOT ABOLISH IT?
2987	Very well, then, what is the use of your stringing out your miserable lives to a clean and withered old age?
2987	Very well, then- what ought we to do?
2987	WHAT IS MAN?
2987	WHICH WAS WHICH?
2987	Was it R. U. Johnson?
2987	Was it an illusion?
2987	Was it both together?
2987	Was it not our duty to administer a rebuke to this selfish and heartless Family?
2987	Was it not our duty to stop it, in the name of right and righteousness?
2987	Was it the Authors''League?
2987	Was it to discipline the church?"
2987	Was it to discipline the hog, mama?"
2987	Was it you?"
2987	Was that right?"
2987	Well, is it?
2987	Well, suppose you combine them again, but in a new way: make the proportions equal-- one part oxygen to one of hydrogen?"
2987	Well, they have invented a heaven, out of their own heads, all by themselves; guess what it is like?
2987	What do you take me for?
2987	What is it all for?"
2987	What is it you want?"
2987	What is the essential difference between a lifelong democrat and any other kind of lifelong slave?
2987	What is the process when a voter joins a party?
2987	What is the use of your saving money that is so utterly worthless to you?
2987	What kind of a disease is that?
2987	What mother knows not that?
2987	What ship is that?
2987	What ship is that?"
2987	What slave is so degraded as the slave that is proud that he is a slave?
2987	What use can you put it to?
2987	What would become of me if he should disintegrate?
2987	What, sir, would the people of this earth be without woman?
2987	When he had read a number of these he said:"Well, why does He do it then?
2987	Where was ever a sermon preached that could make filial ingratitude so hateful to men as the sinful play of"King Lear"?
2987	Why do I respect my own?
2987	Why do we respect the opinions of any man or any microbe that ever lived?
2987	Why does He give Himself the trouble?"
2987	Why should his life be taken away for their sake, when he was n''t doing anything?"
2987	Why should they have declined?
2987	Will you remember that?
2987	You do not think me wrong?
2987	You notice that?
2987	You notice the stately General standing there with his hand resting upon the muzzle of a cannon?
2987	and when England''s Prime Minister- Campbell- Bannerman-- came forward some one shouted,"What about the House of Lords?"
2987	impostors, were they?
2987	said I;"who were the others?"
2988	23--and a lawyer?
2988	APPENDIX K A SUBSTITUTE FOR RULOFF HAVE WE A SIDNEY CARTON AMONG US?
2988	Am I right?
2988	Am I saying that the pulpit does not do its share toward disseminating the marrow, the meat of the gospel of Christ?
2988	Am I to go away and let them have peace and quiet for a year and a half, and then come back and only lecture them twice?
2988	America?
2988	And could we now?
2988	And do you think that you have added just the right smear of polish to the closing clause of the sentence?
2988	And ignorantly& unthinkingly?
2988	And shall we see Susy?
2988	And what is a man without energy?
2988	And what is the appendix for?
2988	And what the flavor can surpass Of sugar, spirit, lemons?
2988	And when the man draws them well why do they stir my admiration?
2988	And why should it be otherwise?
2988	And why should n''t I be?
2988	And will Mark Twain never write such another?
2988	Anything left of Hoffman? ” “ No, ” I said.
2988	Are the Blue and the Gray one to- day?
2988	Are the two things identical?
2988	Are there in Sir Walter''s novels passages done in good English--English which is neither slovenly nor involved?
2988	Are there passages which burn with real fire-- not punk, fox- fire, make- believe?
2988	Are there passages whose English is not poor& thin& commonplace, but is of a quality above that?
2988	Are you sure it was clams?
2988	Are you? ” I did not pursue the subject, and since then I have not traveled on my''nom de guerre''enough to hurt.
2988	Are you? ” That broke the ice.
2988	As concerns the man who has gone unpunished eleven million years, is it your belief that in life he did his duty by his microbes?
2988	At first he looked at the culprit thoughtfully, then he made some inquiries: “ Did you strike him first? ” Captain Klinefelter asked.
2988	At forty what do you do?
2988	B.--Look here, are you charging storage?
2988	Better lo''ed ye canna be, Will ye no come back again?
2988	Blasphemy?
2988	Bright?
2988	But I have n''t lost my temper, and I''ve made Livy lie down most of the time; could anybody make her lie down all the time?
2988	But ca n''t I get it in anywhere?
2988	But in the mean time what do you do?
2988	But to cease teaching and go back to the beginning again, was it not pitiable-- that spectacle?
2988	But what if it produce that in spite of you?
2988	But what is the use of remembering all these bitter details?
2988	But what of that?
2988	But what were you doing on the inside?
2988	By searching?
2988	By the way, third''s a lucky number for length of days, is n''t it?
2988	Ca n''t you tell her it always makes you sick to go home late at night or something like that?
2988	Can I support such grief as this?
2988	Can not the''Californian''afford to keep Mark all to itself?
2988	Can the curse of the Deity beautify a land?
2988	Can you conceive of a man''s getting himself into a sweat over so diminutive a provocation?
2988	Can you read him and keep your respect for him?
2988	Clara, dear, after the luncheon-- I hate to put this on you-- but could you do two or three little shopping- errands for me?
2988	Clemens said: “ Trowbridge, are you still alive?
2988	Clemens said: “ What is it? ” Wilberforce impressively answered: “ It is the Holy Grail. ” Clemens naturally started with surprise.
2988	Clemens, I am not embarrassed, are you? ” So he remembered that first, long- ago meeting.
2988	Clemens, will you tell me where Mr. Charles Dudley Warner lives? ” This was the chance!
2988	Continuing he said: Do you know the prettiest fancy and the neatest that ever shot through Harte''s brain?
2988	Could she feel the wrinkles in my hand through her hair?
2988	Could you lend an admirer$ 1.50 to buy a hymn- book with?
2988	Curious, but did n''t Florence want a Cromwell?
2988	DEAR CHAMP CLARK,--Is the new copyright law acceptable to me?
2988	DEAR PAMELA,--Will you take this$ 15& buy some candy or other trifle for yourself& Sam& his wife to remind you that we remember you?
2988	DOES THE RACE OF MAN LOVE A LORD?
2988	Did I ever tell you the plot of it?
2988	Did I know jean''s value?
2988	Did he know how to write English,& did n''t do it because he did n''t want to?
2988	Did it?
2988	Did n''t you know that?
2988	Did you get that key to- day?''
2988	Did you get wet?
2988	Did you have any bets on us?
2988	Did you want to saddle that disaster upon us for life? ” He was blowing off steam, and I knew it and encouraged it.
2988	Do n''t you care more about the wretchedness of others than anything that happens to you?''
2988	Do n''t you feel well? ” Jean said that she had a little stomack- ache, and so thought she would lie down.
2988	Do n''t you hear me?
2988	Do n''t you know that I have expended money in this country but have made none myself?
2988	Do n''t you know that I have never held in my hands a gold or silver bar that belonged to me?
2988	Do n''t you know that I have only talked, as yet, but proved nothing?
2988	Do n''t you know that it''s all talk and no cider so far?
2988	Do n''t you know that undemonstrated human calculations wo n''t do to bet on?
2988	Do n''t you know they are calling for you? ” They remained in Keokuk a week, and Susy starts to tell something of their visit there.
2988	Do n''t you realize that you ought not to intrude your help in a delicate art like that with your limitations?
2988	Do serenity and peace brood over you after you have done such a thing?
2988	Do they even resemble each other?
2988	Do they live in---- ” “ In this street?
2988	Do you admire the race(& consequently yourself)?
2988	Do you hear? ” The slim, youthful person trembled a good deal, and said: “ I would, Mr. Clemens, I would indeed, sir, if I could.
2988	Do you know any one who does know him? ” “ Yes, I know his most intimate friend. ” “ Then he is the man for you to approach.
2988	Do you know that shock?
2988	Do you know that shock?
2988	Do you remember?
2988	Do you see the big, plain house over there with the placard in the third floor window?
2988	Do you suppose you could get me a key that would fit my trunk?''
2988	Do you think I wrote the second one to give that man pleasure?
2988	Do you think you could teach it arithmetic? ” Joy was uncertain.
2988	Do you want to bring the lightning? ” “ You know the lightning did come last week, mama, and struck the new church, and burnt it down.
2988	Does he ever chain the reader''s interest& make him reluctant to lay the book down?
2988	Does he keep boarders? ” “ What an idea!
2988	Does he keep him in mind years and years and go on contriving miseries for him?
2988	Does he take an oath or make a promise of any sort?--or does n''t he leave himself entirely free?
2988	Does man regard the difference?
2988	Does one build a boarding- house for the sake of the boarding- house itself or for the sake of the boarders?
2988	Does this sound like shouting?
2988	Does your wife give you rats, like that, when you go a little one- sided?
2988	Dreaming of what?
2988	Familiar?
2988	For 6 days now my story in the Christmas Harper''s “ Was it Heaven?
2988	Further along he refers to one of his reforms: Smoke?
2988	Give him a good sound thrashing; do you hear?
2988	Goodness, who is there I have n''t known?
2988	Had we no moral duty to perform?
2988	Has he funny characters that are funny, and humorous passages that are humorous?
2988	Has he heroes& heroines who are not cads and cadesses?
2988	Has he heroes& heroines whom the reader admires-- admires and knows why?
2988	Has he paused& taken thought?
2988	Has he personages whose acts& talk correspond with their characters as described by him?
2988	Have I got to learn the shape of the river according to all these five hundred thousand different ways?
2988	Have n''t I told you so, over and over again? ” “ It''s awful cruel, mama!
2988	Have n''t you read anything at all about Joan of Arc?
2988	Have you a memorandum of the route we took, or the names of any of the stations we stopped at?
2988	Have you been secreted in the closet or lurking on the shed roof?
2988	Have you developed any novelties of conduct since you left Mr. Murray''s,& have they been of a character to move the concern of your friends?
2988	Have you ever been like that?
2988	Have you forgotten early twitterings of your own?
2988	He commended man to multiply& replenish- what?
2988	He did not suspect what had happened until he heard one of the daughters ask: “ Katie, is it true?
2988	He had never had a lesson, she said; if he could only have lessons what might he not accomplish?
2988	He probably referred to the Monday Evening Club essay, “ What Is Happiness? ”( February, 1883).
2988	He said to himself: “ Why did n''t I go now?
2988	He said, very gently: “ How beautiful it all is?
2988	He said: “''You thought you were playing a nice joke on me, did n''t you?
2988	He says: “ A billion, that is a million millions,[??
2988	He says: “ A billion, that is a million millions,[??
2988	He wished to receive the full value( who does not?)
2988	He wrote, asking Howells: Will the proposed treaty protect us( and effectually) against Canadian piracy?
2988	Helen Keller wrote: And you are seventy years old?
2988	Hereafter if you must write such things wo n''t you please be so kind as to label them?
2988	His friend asked: “ Who''s Mark Twain? ” “ God knows; I do n''t! ” The lecturer could not ride any more.
2988	How can you ask such a thing of me?
2988	How could he, with a fortune so plainly in view?
2988	How could that impress Adam?
2988	How could you do it?
2988	How did you ever think of it? ” It was a fearful ordeal for a boy like Jim Wolfe, but he stuck to his place in spite of what he must have suffered.
2988	How do I account for this change of view?
2988	How do you explain this? ” Clemens said: “ Oh, that is very simple to answer, your Excellency.
2988	How do you reckon I can remember such a mess as that? ” “ My boy, you''ve got to remember it.
2988	How do you reckon he accomplished that miracle?
2988	How do you run Plum Point? ” He met Bixby at New Orleans.
2988	How in the world did you ever come to locate there? ” Then they began to notice what they had not at first seen.
2988	How much money does the devil give you for arraigning Christianity and missionary causes? ” But there were more of the better sort.
2988	Howells in his letter said: She hallowed what she touched far beyond priests.... What are you going to do, you poor soul?
2988	Howells, did you write me day- before- day- before yesterday or did I dream it?
2988	I asked him if he was well, and he said,''What the hell do you want?''
2988	I gave her a conundrum, thus: “ My dear madam, why ought your hand to retain its present grace and beauty always?
2988	I said to the Duke: “ Your Grace, they''re just about finger- milers! ” “ How do you mean, m''lord? ” “ This.
2988	I said, “ I did n''t belong to any. ” Then he asked me what order of knighthood I belonged to?
2988	I said, “ None. ” Then he asked me what the red ribbon in my buttonhole stood for?
2988	I said,''Jean, is this you trying to let me know you have found the others?''
2988	I sha''n''t say a word against it, but she will find it a difficult& disheartening job,& meanwhile what is to become of that miraculous girl?
2988	I suppose I ought to defend my character, but how can I defend it?
2988	I want somebody to light my pipe. ” “ Why do n''t you get up and light it yourself? ” Brownell asked.
2988	I was greatly pleased and asked: “ Who gets the extra one? ” “ Widows and orphans. ” “ A good idea, too.
2988	I was naturally astonished, and immediately wrote: I did fall and skin my shin at five o''clock yesterday afternoon, but how did you find it out?
2988	I wonder if it is?
2988	If I had my new lecture completed I would n''t hesitate a moment, but really is n''t “ Cussed Be Canaan ” too old?
2988	If a life be offered up on the gallows to atone for the murder Ruloff did, will that suffice?
2988	If base music gives me wings, why should I want any other?
2988	If he ca n''t get renewals of his bric- a- brac in the next world what will he look like?
2988	If so is she extinct and can never attend a third?
2988	If they want letters from here-- who''ll run from morning till night collecting material cheaper?
2988	If we are going to be gay in spirit, why be clad in funeral garments?
2988	If we made this colonel a grand fellow, and gave him a wife to suit-- hey?
2988	If you can play that way left- handed what could you do right- handed?''
2988	If you should be passing this way to- morrow will you look in and change hats?
2988	In a dictation following his return, Mark Twain said: Who began it?
2988	In later years Mark Twain once said: “ How much of the nursing did I do?
2988	In one of her letters she says: The house has been full of company, and I have been “ whirled around. ” How can a body help it?
2988	In the accompanying note he said: Say, Boss, do you want this to lighten up your old freight- train with?
2988	Interest?
2988	Introducing him, President Frank Lawrence said: “ What name is there in literature that can be likened to his?
2988	Is it a regular army?
2988	Is it an army of volunteers who have enlisted for the war, and may righteously be shot if they leave before the war is finished?
2988	Is it less humiliating to dance to the lash of one master than another?
2988	Is it one prayer?
2988	Is it possible for human wickedness to invent a doctrine more infernal and poisonous than this?
2988	Is n''t it curious?
2988	Is n''t it interesting?
2988	Is n''t that a brewery? ” “ It is, Mark.
2988	Is n''t that a brewery? ” “ It is, Mark.
2988	Is n''t that valuable?
2988	Is that it? ” “ Yes, that is correct. ” “ By George, it beats the band! ” He liked the expression, and set it down in his tablets.
2988	Is the Rebellion ended and forgotten?
2988	Is there imaginable a baser servitude than it imposes?
2988	Is there some way, honest or otherwise, by which you can get a copy of Mayo''s play, “ Pudd''nhead Wilson, ” for me?
2988	It has always seemed natural and right to me, and wise and most kindly and merciful. ” “ Who first thought of it like that, mama?
2988	It is n''t Holcomb, it''s Blackmer. ” I was ashamed again, and confessed it; then: “ How old are you, dear? ” “ Twelve; New- Year''s.
2988	It may have materialized out of the unseen-- who knows?
2988	It only costs the people$ 1 apiece, and if they ca n''t stand it what do they stay here for?...
2988	It only costs the public a dollar apiece, and if they ca n''t stand it what do they stay here for?
2988	It was not wrong?
2988	It was you. ” “ But do you realize, ma''am, how tired and hungry we are?
2988	Italy?
2988	Klinefelter turned to Sam: “ Did n''t you hear him? ” “ Yes, sir. ” Brown said: “ Shut your mouth!
2988	L. Am I not, to a man, as is a billion solar systems to a grain of sand?
2988	L. And the air?
2988	L. C.''Which was?
2988	L. Do you know what a microbe is?
2988	L. Does he forget him?
2988	L. Employs himself with more important matters?
2988	L. Has she been out to- day?
2988	L. He commits depredations upon your blood?
2988	L. How many men are there?
2988	L. In ten days the aggregate reaches what?
2988	L. In that costume?
2988	L. Is it true the human race thinks the universe was created for its convenience?
2988	L. Now then, according to man''s own reasoning, what is man for?
2988	L. Then what?
2988	L. Then why punish him?
2988	L. To what intent are these uncountable microbes introduced into the human race?
2988	L. What am I to man?
2988	L. What is he for?
2988	L. What is the sea for?
2988	L. When was this?
2988	L. Who is it?
2988	L. Why?
2988	L. Why?
2988	L. You took a cab both ways?
2988	Land sakes, Livy, what can I do? ” “ Which way did he go, Youth? ” “ Why, I sent him to Charlie Warner''s.
2988	Land sakes, Livy, what can I do? ” “ Which way did he go, Youth? ” “ Why, I sent him to Charlie Warner''s.
2988	Later he wrote: “ Put''Is He Dead?''
2988	Livy screamed, then said, “ Who is it?
2988	MR. MARK TWAIN-- DEAR SIR,--Will you start now, without any unnecessary delay?
2988	Maguire, why Will you thus skyugle?
2988	Mama said, “ Why do n''t you try''mind cure''? ” “ I am, ” Jean answered.
2988	Man kills the microbes when he can?
2988	Mark Twain''s own book on the subject--''Is Shakespeare Dead?''
2988	May I send you the constitution& laws of the club?
2988	Must he prove that he is sound in any way, mind or body?
2988	Must he prove that he knows anything-- is capable of anything-- whatever?
2988	My friend said, “ I always admired it, even before I saw it in The Innocents Abroad. ” I naturally said, “ What do you mean?
2988	Next day he asked, “ Katie, did you see my pipe- cleaner?
2988	Not much of it all is left to me, but I remember Howells saying, “ Did it ever occur to you that the newspapers abolished hell?
2988	Now is n''t she the devil?
2988	Now then, with this common- sense light to aid your perceptions, what are the air, the land, and the ocean for?
2988	Now what is it?
2988	Now you all know all these things yourself, do n''t you?
2988	Now, do n''t you see what a world of confidence that must necessarily breed?
2988	Now, therefore, why should I withhold it?
2988	Now, therefore, why should I withhold it?
2988	Now, will that do you? ” Clemens said it would.
2988	Now, young men, if any of you were in command of such a fortress, how would you proceed?''
2988	OR HELL?
2988	OR HELL? ” The Christmas number of Harper''s Magazine for 1902 contained the story, “ Was it Heaven?
2988	OR HELL? ” The Christmas number of Harper''s Magazine for 1902 contained the story, “ Was it Heaven?
2988	Of course. ” “ What for? ” “ Oh, to discipline us!
2988	Oh, Katie, is it true? ” He realized then that she was gone.
2988	On another: Have you seen any portion of the second volume?
2988	Once, half roused, he looked at me searchingly and asked: “ Is n''t there something I can resign and be out of all this?
2988	Once, writing to Jean, he asked: What is your favorite piece of music, dear?
2988	One day Clemens sand to him: “ Cable, why do you sit in here?
2988	One day she said: “ Mama, why is there so much pain and sorrow and suffering?
2988	One day, soon after, he said to me: “''Steve, do you know that I think that that bogus pipe smokes about as well as the good one?
2988	One paper celebrated him in verse: Who killed Croker?
2988	Or a gullet?
2988	Or at least why was n''t something creditable created in place of it?...
2988	Or is it a gull?
2988	Or is the report exaggerated, like that of your death?
2988	Ought we to allow this war to begin?
2988	Out of this grew the story, “ Was it Heaven?
2988	Presently, he asked me what order of nobility I belonged to?
2988	Put a trap like that into the midst of a tragical story?
2988	Redpath had besought him as usual, and even in midsummer had written: “ Will you?
2988	Reverence for what-- for whom?
2988	Rose Terry Cooke wrote: Horrid man, how did you know the way I behave in a thunderstorm?
2988	Sam said: “ What''s that, Steve? ” “ Why, ” I said, “ that''s Laud.
2988	Sam; ” he said, “ what do they mean by that? ” Clemens stepped to the wheel and brought the boat around.
2988	Says I,''Hold on there, Evangeline, what are you going to do with them?''
2988	See?
2988	Shall I ever be cheerful again, happy again?
2988	Shall we ever laugh again?
2988	Shall we think this over, or drop it as being nonsense?
2988	Shall you also say that it demands that a man kick his truth and his conscience into the gutter and become a mouthing lunatic besides?
2988	Shall you say the best good of the country demands allegiance to party?
2988	She ran breathlessly to her aunt: “ Can I have it?
2988	She said, “ Why, Jean, what''s the matter?
2988	She was determined to go out again, but---- L. How did you know she was out?
2988	Shrunk how?
2988	Since I wrote my Bible--[The “ Gospel, ” What is Man?]
2988	So he sat down and stayed there until an executioner came. ” I said, “ How do you account for the changed attitude toward these things?
2988	Speaking as a member of it, what do you think the other animals are for?
2988	Suppose, after all, the school- teachers had declined to come?
2988	Take a man like Sir Oliver Lodge, and what secret of Nature can be hidden from him?
2988	Take it with you. ” “ Why? ” “ Because of that sketch of yours entitled''Luck.''
2988	Telegram to Redpath: How in the name of God does a man find his way from here to Amherst, and when must he start?
2988	That is to say, is n''t she a right smart little woman?
2988	That they are in London, the metropolis of the world, Post- office District, N. W.?
2988	That''s closed in, is n''t it, for the winter?
2988	That''s his house. ” “ The placard that says''Furnished rooms to let''?
2988	The autumn splendors passed you by?
2988	The coachman sent in for him at 9, but he said, “ Oh, nonsense!--leave glories& grandeurs like these?
2988	The curtain hid her.... Do you comprehend?
2988	The humblest of us is cared for-- oh, believe it!--and this fleeting stay is not the end! ” You notice that?
2988	The inspector asks: “ Now what does this elephant eat, and how much? ” “ Well, as to what he eats-- he will eat anything.
2988	The letter itself consisted merely of a line, which said: Wo n''t you give your friends, the missionaries, a good mark for this?
2988	The property has got to fall to some heir, and why not the United States?
2988	The question is, if she attends two doe luncheons in succession is she a doe- doe?
2988	The two sums aggregate- what?
2988	Then he asked solemnly: “ And is he never serious? ” And Dr. Parker as solemnly answered: “ Mr.
2988	Then he broke out: “ Why ca n''t a man die when he''s had his tragedy?
2988	Then he says: Why do I offer him the play at all?
2988	Then he was likely to say: “ Why did n''t you stop me?
2988	Then if Satan should come, he would slap him on the shoulder and say,''Why, Satan, how do you do?
2988	Then who is it, what is it, that they worship?
2988	Then: “ What does he call it? ” he asked.
2988	There''s nothing “ to strike out ”; nothing “ to replace. ” What more could be said of any one?
2988	They cost ten dollars apiece. ” Clemens sand: “ Is that so?
2988	They give us pain, they make our lives miserable, they murder us-- and where is the use of it all, where the wisdom?
2988	This is my work, and I know that I do very wrong when I feel chafed by it, but how can I be right about it?
2988	Thomas Hardy said to Howells one night at dinner: “ Why do n''t people understand that Mark Twain is not merely a great humorist?
2988	To Howells, on the same day, he wrote: Wo n''t you& Mrs. Howells& Mildred come& give us as many days as you can spare& examine John''s triumph?
2988	To Twichell Clemens wrote: Joe, do you know the Irish gentleman& the Irish lady, the Scotch gentleman& the Scotch lady?
2988	To Twichell he wrote, playfully but sincerely: Am I honest?
2988	To a woman who wrote, asking for his opinion on dogs, he said, in part: By what right has the dog come to be regarded as a “ noble ” animal?
2988	To her sister she wrote: Do you think we can live through the first going into the house in Hartford?
2988	Twain expect the public to credit this narrative to his clever brain?
2988	U. E. WAS IT HEAVEN?
2988	U. E. WHY NOT ABOLISH IT?
2988	Upon my face She must not look until the day was done; For she was doing penance... She?
2988	Venice?
2988	Very well, then, what is the use of your stringing out your miserable lives to a clean and withered old age?
2988	Very well, then- what ought we to do?
2988	W- h- a- r- r''s my golden arm?
2988	WHAT IS MAN?
2988	WHICH WAS WHICH?
2988	Was hast du gesagt? ” But she said the same words over again, and in the same decided way.
2988	Was it Grady who killed himself trying to do all the dining and speeching?
2988	Was it R. U. Johnson?
2988	Was it an illusion?
2988	Was it both together?
2988	Was it not our duty to administer a rebuke to this selfish and heartless Family?
2988	Was it not our duty to stop it, in the name of right and righteousness?
2988	Was it the Authors''League?
2988	Was it to discipline the church? ”( Wearily.)
2988	Was it to discipline the hog, mama? ” “ Dear child, do n''t you want to run out and play a while?
2988	Was it to discipline the hog, mama? ” “ Dear child, do n''t you want to run out and play a while?
2988	Was it you? ” “ Oh no, child, I was taught it. ” “ Who taught you so, mama? ” “ Why, really, I do n''t know-- I ca n''t remember.
2988	Was it you? ” “ Oh no, child, I was taught it. ” “ Who taught you so, mama? ” “ Why, really, I do n''t know-- I ca n''t remember.
2988	Was n''t it a rattling good comedy situation?
2988	Was that right? ” “ Certainly, certainly.
2988	We know it was a good reason, whatever it was. ” “ What do you think it was, mama? ” “ Oh, you ask so many questions!
2988	Well, is it?
2988	Well, then, what is he to do?
2988	Well, they have invented a heaven, out of their own heads, all by themselves; guess what it is like?
2988	What a child he always was-- always, to the very end?
2988	What are deciduous flowers, and do they always “ bloom in the fall, tra la ”?
2988	What are his tonsils for?
2988	What are you going to do? ” “ I''m going to shoot those burglars, ” he said.
2988	What are your plans for getting left, or shall you trust to inspiration?
2988	What did it matter to him?
2988	What do you take me for?
2988	What do you think the General wanted to require of me?''
2988	What does it mean, Susy?
2988	What is Jean doing?
2988	What is biography?
2988	What is his beard for?
2988	What is it all for? ” It was an easy question, and mama had no difficulty in answering it: “ It is for our good, my child.
2988	What is it that we want in a novel?
2988	What is it you want? ” But you and I are in the business ourselves.
2988	What is it?
2988	What is romance?
2988	What is the essential difference between a lifelong democrat and any other kind of lifelong slave?
2988	What is the matter? ” I said, “ There ai n''t anything the matter.
2988	What is the process when a voter joins a party?
2988	What is the use of your saving money that is so utterly worthless to you?
2988	What is there to say?
2988	What kind of a disease is that?
2988	What mother knows not that?
2988	What name do you want to use''Josh''? ” “ No, I want to sign them''Mark Twain.''
2988	What nationalities would he prefer? ” “ He is indifferent about nationalities.
2988	What night will you come down& smoke?
2988	What noise?
2988	What other humorist could have refrained from hinting, at least, the inference suggested by the obvious “ Gas Works ”?
2988	What ship is that?
2988	What should we do and how should we feel if we had no bright prospects before us, and yet how many people are situated in that way?
2988	What slave is so degraded as the slave that is proud that he is a slave?
2988	What the devil does a man want with any more feet when he owns in the invincible bomb- proof “ Monitor ”?
2988	What they want---- ” “ The nobility?
2988	What use can you put it to?
2988	What was the greatest feature in Napoleon''s character?
2988	What would become of me if he should disintegrate?
2988	What would it be for the whole human population?
2988	What''s happened? ” “ Do n''t wait to talk.
2988	What, sir, would the people of this earth be without woman?
2988	When did larches begin to flame, and who set out the pomegranates in that canyon?
2988	When shall I come?
2988	When the Duke first moved in here he---- ” “ Does he live in this street? ” “ Him!
2988	When the children came for eggs he would say: “ Your hens wo n''t lay, eh?
2988	When the dictation ended he said: “ Have you any special place to lunch to- day? ” I replied that I had not.
2988	When we entered, and Mrs. Clemens read on Shakespeare''s grave,''Good friend, for Jesus''sake, forbear,''she started back, exclaiming,''where am I?''
2988	When you get an exasperating letter what happens?
2988	Where are we going? ” “ Do n''t worry.
2988	Where is it Orion''s going to?
2988	Where was ever a sermon preached that could make filial ingratitude so hateful to men as the sinful play of “ King Lear ”?
2988	Where was your remedy?
2988	Who is his nearest friend? ” MacAlister knew a man on terms of social intimacy with the official.
2988	Who is it? ” His informant hesitated a moment, then named a name of world- wide military significance.
2988	Who is it? ” The courier said, “ Napoleon. ” Clemens assented.
2988	Who is to decide what ought to command my reverence-- my neighbor or I?
2988	Who knows?
2988	Who lit the lilacs, and which end up do they hang?
2988	Who might this late comer be?
2988	Who so poor in his ambitions as to consent to be God on those terms?
2988	Whose heart is broken by this murder?
2988	Why curse and swear, And rip and tear The innocent McDougal?
2988	Why did n''t I go with her now? ” She went from Clemens''s over to Warner''s.
2988	Why do I respect my own?
2988	Why do we respect the opinions of any man or any microbe that ever lived?
2988	Why does He give Himself the trouble? ” I suggested that it was a sentiment that probably gave comfort to the writer of it.
2988	Why does he affront me with the fancy that I interest Myself in trivialities-- like men and microbes?
2988	Why howl about his wrongs after said wrongs have been redressed?
2988	Why should Darwin have gone to them for rest and refreshment at midnight, when spent with scientific research?
2988	Why should his life be taken away for their sake, when he was n''t doing anything? ” “ Oh, I do n''t know!
2988	Why should not China be free from the foreigners, who are only making trouble on her soil?
2988	Why should they have declined?
2988	Why was the human race created?
2988	Why, Clara, are n''t you going to your lesson?
2988	Why, Tufts, do n''t you know that the soldiers in the theater are the same old soldiers marching around and around?
2988	Will Kanawha be sailing after that& can I go as Sunday- school superintendent at half rate?
2988	Will anybody contend that a man can say to such masterful anger as that, Go, and be obeyed?
2988	Will healing ever come, or life have value again?
2988	Will one of you boys buy that house?
2988	Will ye no come back again?
2988	Will you remember that?
2988	Will you return those proofs or revises to me, so that I can use the same on some future occasion?
2988	With a rent- roll of twelve hundred thousand marks a year?
2988	Wo n''t you please stop it?
2988	Wo n''t you talk awhile?
2988	Wo n''t you?
2988	Would you encourage in literature a man who the older he grows the worse he writes?
2988	Would you like a series of papers to run through three months or six or nine-- or about four months, say?
2988	Would you like me to come out there and cry?
2988	Writing to MacAlister, Clemens said: Florentine sunshine?
2988	Yes, he is here; and the question is not-- as it has been heretofore during a thousand ages-- What shall we do with him?
2988	Yes, you know that, and confess it-- but what were you to do?
2988	You can do your work just as well here as in Cambridge, ca n''t you?
2988	You could n''t possibly teach music with a company of raw recruits drilling overhead-- now, could you?
2988	You do not think me wrong?
2988	You hold her, will you, till I come back?''
2988	You note that position?
2988	You notice the stately General standing there with his hand resting upon the muzzle of a cannon?
2988	You say, “ Is this it?--this?
2988	You think that picture looks old?
2988	You will continue upon the water for some time yet; you will not retire finally until ten years from now.... What is your brother''s age?
2988	after all this talk and fuss of a thousand generations of travelers who have crossed this frontier& looked about them& told what they saw& felt?
2988	and ai n''t that a big enough majority in any town? ” he asks in a critical moment-- a remark which stamps him as a philosopher of classic rank.
2988	and in pursuit of an office?
2988	can a body do it to- day?
2988	do you realize, Mark, what a symposium it is to be?
2988	have you noticed that?
2988	he telegraphed his tormentor: “ Why do n''t you congratulate me?
2988	how have you written this miracle?
2988	how''s that? ” A curious character was Cutter-- a Long Island farmer with the obsession of rhyme.
2988	impostors, were they?
2988	or Hell? ” a heartbreaking history which probes the very depths of the human soul.
2988	or Hell? ” and it immediately brought a flood of letters to its author from grateful readers on both sides of the ocean.
2988	or shall I send it to the hotel?
2988	the tropics?
2988	where is he?
2988	“ And how is Mrs. Clemens? ” asked the uninvited guest.
2988	“ But what in hell is an oesophagus?
2988	“ Could a man live on a world so small as that? ” I asked.
2988	“ Did you do that? ” he asked, ominously.
2988	“ Did you ever hear of Mark Twain? ” asked Twichell.
2988	“ Do n''t I deserve one yet? ” Unhappy day!
2988	“ Do n''t you understand?
2988	“ Do you expect to pay extra fare? ” asked Sherman.
2988	“ Do you know the Bowen boys? ” he asked--“pilots in the St. Louis and New Orleans trade? ” “ I know them well-- all three of them.
2988	“ Do you know the Bowen boys? ” he asked--“pilots in the St. Louis and New Orleans trade? ” “ I know them well-- all three of them.
2988	“ Do you mean to say that you''re not going to vote for him? ” “ Yes, that is what I mean to say.
2988	“ Do you see it? ” Clemens looked carefully now and identified one of the books as a still- born novel which Keeler had published.
2988	“ Do you use terbacker? ” the big girl had asked, meaning did he chew it.
2988	“ Does it? ” he said, very deliberately.
2988	“ George, ” he said, “ what pictures are those that gentleman left? ” “ Why, Mr. Clemens, those are our own pictures.
2988	“ Great guns, what is the matter with it? ” wrote Clemens in November when he received a detailed account of its misconduct.
2988	“ Hain''t we all the fools in town on our side?
2988	“ Have n''t you any other friend that you could suggest? ” Langdon said.
2988	“ Here, where are you heading for now? ” he yelled.
2988	“ Here, why did n''t you tell me we had got to land at that plantation? ” he demanded.
2988	“ Here, ” he would shout, “ where are you going now?
2988	“ How are you, Mr. Clemens? ” he said.
2988	“ How far off was it? ” “ Oh, about thirty yards. ” “ Can he do it again? ” “ Of course, ” I said; “ every time.
2988	“ How far off was it? ” “ Oh, about thirty yards. ” “ Can he do it again? ” “ Of course, ” I said; “ every time.
2988	“ How many more are there? ” he asked.
2988	“ How many? ” he demanded.
2988	“ How much do you think it ought to be, Mark? ” James Anthony asked.
2988	“ How would you like a young man to learn the river? ” he said.
2988	“ I said,''Who the h-- l are you?
2988	“ IS SHAKESPEARE DEAD? ” I set out on my long journey with much reluctance.
2988	“ Is n''t that a guitar over there? ” he asked.
2988	“ Is there any evidence that he did n''t? ” I asked.
2988	“ Livy, ” he said, “ did it sound like that? ” “ Of course it did, ” she said, “ only worse.
2988	“ M.--What does it mean?
2988	“ MAMA-- What did you say?
2988	“ Man adapted to the earth? ” he said.
2988	“ Nobody could have done it better; and did you see how those cats got out of there?
2988	“ Promise what? ” I said.
2988	“ Quick! ” “ What is it?
2988	“ Reporters? ” The butler feigned uncertainty.
2988	“ Sam said,''Dan, did you know, when you invited me to make that speech, that those fellows were going to give me a bogus pipe?''
2988	“ Some one you know? ” “ No, ” he said.
2988	“ Steve, what is that d-- d noise? ” he would say.
2988	“ Still you-- are going to publish it, are you not? ” Clemens, pacing up and down the room in his dressing- gown and slippers, shook his head.
2988	“ Tell us, Mark, why are you like the Pacific Ocean? ” “ I do n''t know, ” he drawled.
2988	“ That-- rascal? ” he said, “ He has done me more injury than any other man in America. ”] LVI.
2988	“ WAS IT HEAVEN?
2988	“ Was he always really tranquil within, ” he says, “ or was he only externally so-- for effect?
2988	“ Was this rebuke studied and intentional?
2988	“ Well, he''s been here. ” “ Oh, Youth, have you done anything? ” “ Yes, of course I have.
2988	“ Well, ” he said, “ who told you you could go in this car? ” “ Nobody, ” said Clemens.
2988	“ Well, ” he sand, “ why am I like the Pacific Ocean? ” Several guesses were made, but none satisfied him.
2988	“ Well-- Mrs. Clemens is about as usual-- I believe. ” “ And the children-- Miss Susie and little Clara? ” This was a bit startling.
2988	“ What are you doing here? ” he asked.
2988	“ What are you reading, Sam? ” he asked.
2988	“ What in nation are you steerin''at, anyway?
2988	“ What is your name? ” The applicant told him, and the two stood looking at the sunlit water.
2988	“ What kind of a trip did you boys have? ” a friend asked of them.
2988	“ What makes you pull your words that way? ”( “ pulling ” being the river term for drawling), he asked.
2988	“ What will you have, Sam? ” he asked.
2988	“ What would you do? ” he asked me.
2988	“ What would you give for a copy? ” asked.
2988	“ What''s the matter, Sam?
2988	“ Where is it?
2988	“ Where is the elephant? ” he asked, as they drove along.
2988	“ Who did that? ” asked Laird''s second.
2988	“ Who is he, George? ” Clemens asked, without looking at the card.
2988	“ Who was it? ” asked his companion.
2988	“ Why did n''t you mention it before?
2988	“ Why do you think so? ” he asked.
2988	“ Why in nation did you offer him your cue? ” “ Was n''t that the courteous thing to do? ” I asked.
2988	“ Why in nation did you offer him your cue? ” “ Was n''t that the courteous thing to do? ” I asked.
2988	“ Why not leave them all to me? ” My business brothers?
2988	“ Why not leave them all to me? ” My business brothers?
2988	“ Why, ” he said, “ have we met before? ” The Prince smiled happily.
2988	“ Yes, sir, it is; what of it? ” The culprit walked over, and taking it up, tuned the strings a little and struck the chords.
2988	“''What is it?''