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3715My former father,I said,"I presume that it is known to you that you and this lady are no longer what you were?"
375How far is it to the Owl Creek bridge?
375Is there no force on this side of the creek?
12474Can I go fishing?
12474Is that so?
12474Who do you take me for?
12474But will we?
12474For whom?
12474How would this sound?
12474The fact that we are in some ways one nation has nothing to do with it; it is enough to know that the word States is plural-- if not, what is State?
12474The following what?
12474What was it that its author did to it?
12474Why?
5661At what?
5661Did you fire?
5661Well?
5661Among the trees-- what?
5661And the horse and its rider?
5661But how ascertain if the enemy is there?
5661So long as he advances, the line will not fire,--why should it?
5661Was there anybody on the horse?"
5661What good or bad angel came in a dream to rouse him from his state of crime, who shall say?
5661What is more dampening than a seeming lack of appreciation?
5661Would one exception have marred too much the pitiless perfection of the divine, eternal plan?
23172''What is it? 23172 Age?"
23172Can a dog see with his nose? 23172 How did that happen-- your presence, I mean?"
23172If you have done insulting me, sir,said Harker, as soon as he and the officer were left alone with the dead man,"I suppose I am at liberty to go?"
23172Mr. Harker,said the coroner, gravely and tranquilly,"from what asylum did you last escape?"
23172What asylum did this yer last witness escape from?
23172What is your name?
23172You knew the deceased, Hugh Morgan?
23172You were with him when he died?
23172''You are not going to fill up a deer with quail- shot, are you?''
23172Do odors impress some olfactory centre with images of the thing emitting them?
23172How?
23172May I see it?
23172What the devil is it?''
43951An aim? 43951 And pray what may be the value of that?"
43951Do you mean to say that''s what you did this time?
43951Eat arsenic? 43951 First thoughts are best"?
43951Indifferent?
43951Lunarian: Precedent? 43951 Now, why is yer wife called a helpmate, Pat?"
43951What''s that you say?
43951Who am I?
43951Who art thou?
43951Who art thou?
43951''T is the answer to What?
43951A simpler plan for saving man( But, first, is he worth saving?)
43951And Whence?
43951And who, perspiring friend, art thou?"
43951And why does not the apparition of a suit of clothes sometimes walk abroad without a ghost in it?
43951Are not their houses as likely as mine to burn before they have paid you as much as you must pay them?
43951But why, O why, has ne''er an eye Seen her of winsome manner And youthful grace and pretty face Flaunting the White Cross banner?
43951CUI BQNO?
43951Content?
43951Do your policemen also have to approve the local ordinances that they enforce?
43951Have you no aim in life?"
43951His belly?
43951House Owner: And virtually, then, do n''t I help to pay their losses?
43951House Owner: How, then, can I afford that?
43951I a Christian?
43951If I could afford that, how could you?
43951Is public worship, then, a sin, That for devotions paid to Bacchus The lictors dare to run us in, And resolutely thump and whack us?
43951Is that< i> all father dear?
43951Its nature?
43951Now where''s the need of speech and screed To better our behaving?
43951Pray reflect: How, if one- tenth we must resign, Can we exist on t''other nine?"
43951Revenge, at the best, is the act of a Siou, But for trifles-- Pray what did bad Mendicant do?
43951So how can any one know?"
43951Supposing the products of the loom to have this ability, what object would they have in exercising it?
43951The case stands this way: You expect to take more money from your clients than you pay to them, do you not?
43951The monarch asked them in reply:"Has it occurred to you to try The advantage of economy?"
43951The question,"Is life worth living?"
43951What is that?
43951What should they do?
43951What''s the matter with pie?
43951Who cares What face he carries or what form he wears?
43951Who is that, father?
43951Who''d think this gorgeous hero''s only virtue Is that in battle he will never hurt you?
43951Why did n''t he work?
43951Why did they put him there, father?
43951Will you not be more likely to squander them?
43951You ask me how this miracle is done?
43951[ Latin] What good would that do me?
43951and How?
43951and Why?
43951cried one,"are you not amazed At what our friend has told?"
43951interrupted Rochebriant;"eating dinner in a drawing- room?"
43951said one of his disciples,"you weep at the death of an enemy?"
43951said the Prior,"would your master stay our benefactor''s soul in Purgatory?"
43951what is that?"
16340And whence hast thou come?
16340But who art thou?
16340But, Colonel,I protested,"if the criminals were too bold and powerful to be taken into custody, of what use are the prisons?
16340By whom was he slain?
16340God keep thee, stranger; what is thy name?
16340Halt!--who goes there?
16340Takest thou me for a Christian dog,said one of them,"that I should be the slave of my word?"
16340Then how does it happen that I weep?
16340Where goest thou, Ignorance?
16340Where is thy clothing, placid one?
16340Whither goest thou?
16340Who are they?
16340Who art thou that despite the piercing cold and thy robe''s raggedness seemest to enjoy thyself?
16340Who art thou that weepest?
16340Who art thou, shivering in thy furs?
16340Who art thou, stranger, and what dost thou seek?
16340Who art thou, there in the mire?
16340Who art thou?
16340Whose dead body is that?
16340Why did you not choose Innocence?
16340Why dost thou weep?
16340Will it ever be decreed that we travel always the same road?
16340( 3) Perhaps God_ is_"a deceiver;"who knows that he is not?
16340And how are they crowded?"
16340And if they were, what must have been the unreason and barbarity of the criminal element with which they had to deal?
16340And the prize for which we strive,"to have and to hold"--what is it?
16340And thine?"
16340And thou?"
16340But who art thou, to be so wise?"
16340But who filled these places before?
16340By the way, dear reader, did you ever happen to consider the possibility that you are a lunatic, and perhaps confined in an asylum?
16340By what unearthly process of reasoning does a man turning away from the gallows persuade himself that it is expedient to incur the danger of hanging?
16340Considering them merely as literature do you not derive a high and refining pleasure from them?"
16340Did they remain vacant, or were there then disappointed applicants, as now?
16340Do you seriously suppose yourselves competent to amend his plan for dealing with evils besetting nations and souls?
16340Do you suppose we practice the antiquated and ineffective method of shutting up the rascals?
16340Grief and discomfiture are coals that cool: Why keep them glowing with thy sighs, poor fool?
16340Have you the effrontery to believe that those who spurn his Golden Rule you can bind to obedience of an act entitled an act to amend an act?
16340How does it happen that we meet?"
16340How, precisely, does the one beget the other?
16340I a deserter?"
16340If the purpose of free institutions is good government where is the good government?--when may it be expected to begin?--how is it to come about?
16340If you confess the importance of race and pedigree in a horse and a dog how dare you deny it in a man?
16340If you give alms from compassion, why require the beneficiary to be"a deserving object?"
16340Is it to be supposed that we would be unaffected in the altered conditions generated by a contest between the ocean and the earth''s molten core?
16340Is that what these gentlemen propose to substitute for death?
16340Slow?
16340Then why hold that he implanted that of perfect happiness?
16340We are told with tiresome iteration that our social and political systems are clarifying; but when is the skimmer to appear?
16340We have put our criminals and dunces into power; do we suppose they will efface themselves?
16340What are the moral results?
16340What good will that do when posterity, struck by the inevitable intellectual blight, shall have ceased to read what is printed?
16340What is thine?"
16340Where is the general advantage?
16340Why should they not be?
16340Will they restore to_ us_ the power of governing_ them_?
16340exclaims the thoughtless reader-- I have but one--"are not the great forensic speeches by the world''s famous orators good reading?
16340he said,"is it possible that the modern penology is unknown to you?
16340said a traveler whom Sicilian brigands had released without ransom;"did they think me a person of no consequence?"
972An aim? 972 And how many impenetrable battleships strike terror to the hearts of all Christian swine?"
972And pray what may be the value of that?
972Did I not sentence you to stand in the market- place and have your head struck off by the public executioner at three o''clock? 972 Do you mean that?"
972Do you mean to say that''s what you did this time?
972Eat arsenic? 972 First thoughts are best?"
972Indifferent?
972Now, why is yer wife called a helpmate, Pat?
972Old books? 972 Pork?"
972Remember the fable of tortoise and hare-- The one at the goal while the other is-- where?
972Then why do you not become an atheist?
972To what regiment of executioners does the black- boweled caitiff belong?
972Were the enemy''s tactics offensive?
972What do you want?
972What is your religion my son?
972What shall we do now?
972What''s that you say?
972Why have you halted?
972Why, Owen,said one,"what brings you here on such a night as this?
972''Tis the answer to What?
972A simpler plan for saving man( But, first, is he worth saving?)
972And Whence?
972And is it not now 3:10?"
972And why does not the apparition of a suit of clothes sometimes walk abroad without a ghost in it?
972Are n''t you afraid to be out?"
972Are not their houses as likely as mine to burn before they have paid you as much as you must pay them?
972But why, O why, has ne''er an eye Seen her of winsome manner And youthful grace and pretty face Flaunting the White Cross banner?
972CUI BONO?
972Content?
972Desirous to avoid the pains of Hell, You will repent and join the Church, Parnell?
972Do you think that fair criticism?"
972Do your policemen also have to approve the local ordinances that they enforce?
972Does the sandhill crane, the shankank, Shiver grayly in the north wind, Wishing he had died when little, As the sparrow, the chipchip, does?
972Dom Pedro, you desire to go Back to Brazil to end your days in quiet?
972HOUSE OWNER: And virtually, then, do n''t I help to pay their losses?
972HOUSE OWNER: How, then, can_ I_ afford_ that_?
972Have you no aim in life?"
972He is said in the Scripture to''make a god of his belly''--why, then, should he not be pious, having ever his Deity with him to freshen his faith?
972His belly?
972How can you be so rash?"
972I a Christian?
972If I could not afford that, how could you if it were insured?
972Is public worship, then, a sin, That for devotions paid to Bacchus The lictors dare to run us in, And resolutely thump and whack us?
972Is that_ all_ father dear?
972Its nature?
972Now where''s the need of speech and screed To better our behaving?
972Now, where the dickens is the sense In calling that a year Which does no more than just commence Before the end is near?
972O, tell me, ye gods, for the use of my rhyme: For respecting the dead what''s the limit of time?
972O, what''s the loud uproar assailing Mine ears without cease?
972Pray reflect: How, if one- tenth we must resign, Can we exist on t''other nine?"
972Revenge, at the best, is the act of a Siou, But for trifles-- Pray what did bad Mendicant do?
972So how can any one know?
972Supposing the products of the loom to have this ability, what object would they have in exercising it?
972The case stands this way: you expect to take more money from your clients than you pay to them, do you not?
972The monarch asked them in reply:"Has it occurred to you to try The advantage of economy?"
972The question,"Is life worth living?"
972What is that?
972What should they do?
972What though of all man''s works your tomb alone Should stand till Time himself be overthrown?
972What''s Satan done that him you should eschew?
972What''s the matter with pie?
972What''s this that''s found upon the ground?
972What, for example, has been more valorously derided than the doctrine of Infant Respectability?
972Whence comes it?
972Where did you get them?"
972Who cares What face he carries or what form he wears?
972Who is that, father?
972Who so well as he can know the might and majesty that he shrines?
972Who''d think this gorgeous creature''s only virtue Is that in battle he will never hurt you?
972Whose is the sanction of their state and pow''r?
972Why did n''t he work?
972Why did they put him there, father?
972Why, what assurance have you''twould be so?
972Will you not be more likely to squander them?
972Would it advantage you to dwell therein Forever as a stain upon a stone?
972You ask me how this miracle is done?
972You know That empires are ungrateful; are you certain Republics are less handy to get hurt in?
972[ Latin] What good would that do_ me_?
972and How?
972and Why?
972cried one,"are you not amazed At what our friend has told?"
972interrupted Rochebriant;"eating dinner in a drawing- room?"
972roared the sovereign--"why didst thou but lightly tap the neck that it should have been thy pleasure to sever?"
972said one of his disciples,"you weep at the death of an enemy?"
972said the Prior,"would you master stay our benefactor''s soul in Purgatory?"
972shrieked the patient--"pork?
972what is that?"
972you his appointed adversary, charged from the dawn of eternity with hatred of his soul-- you ask for the right to make his laws?"
374A liability?
374About how much do you thank me?
374Alas,said the Policeman,"why did I not attack the sober one before exhausting myself upon the other?"
374And by what motives were you actuated?
374And only one body?
374And what are you going to do with the nice new frown?
374And who, pray, taught you to be detected?
374And you have now two heads, have you not?
374And--?
374At what sum do you estimate this bank''s proportion of the country''s loss by me?
374But where is the tiger?
374But you will contribute something to the campaign fund to assist in your election, will you not?
374Can not an honest writer?
374Certainly,replied the Insurance Agent;"have I not been trying all this time to convince you that I do?"
374Did I say I was going to decide that case?
374Did I say I would give you one half?
374Did you ever practise Gohomoeopathy?
374Do you happen to have the lack with you?
374Do you suppose I am here for my health?
374Does he expect me to shoot passengers through the car windows?
374Does he take me for an assassin?
374For example?
374How are you getting on, brother?
374How dare you mention the loss of my temper in connection with this case?
374How did the Honourable Member whom you represent know that I was coming again?
374How much?
374How so?
374How then,the Slander asked, triumphantly,"have you overtaken me?"
374I''m very glad to see you, but why did you come here?
374In what court?
374Indeed? 374 It is true I promised you I would not steal; but had I ever promised you that I would not lie?"
374Lead?
374Madam,said Saint Peter, rising and approaching the wicket,"whence do you come?"
374Melancholy wreck,said the Statesman,"what brought you to this state of degradation?
374Poor bruised and bleeding creature,said the compassionate Traveller,"what misfortune caused you to be so far away from the source of power?"
374Progress?
374Sir,said the Most Respectable Citizen, austerely,"were you not once in the State Senate?"
374That is true, no doubt,said the Goat,"but how about the circus- poster crop?
374That would indeed be gilt- edged,said the banker, gravely;"but what claim have you to the hand of my daughter?"
374Then am I to infer,said his Questioner,"that_ you_ are not fallible?"
374Then,said the Hard Man to Deal With,"why are you so anxious to have your Company bet me money that it will not?"
374Then,said the Successful Claimant,"what good has all this litigation done me?"
374To what school of medicine do you belong?
374Upon what ground, sir?
374Upon what grounds?
374Well,said the monarch, observing her inspection of the royal person,"how do you like me?"
374What ails you, Father?
374What answer did he give you?
374What are they?
374What are you giving me?
374What are you in for?
374What are you in there for?
374What do you want?
374What frightened him?
374What have you been eating?
374What have you in the hat- box, my friend?
374What is that?
374What is the matter with your shirt?
374What is the object of that organisation?
374What is your business?
374What security have you to offer?
374What sin art thou committing now, O son of a Christian dog?
374What will you give me,he said,"for my Bear?"
374What, then,said the Man in a Hurry, eagerly,"is the time of day?"
374Whence do you come?
374Which licked? 374 Who are you,"he faltered,"and why do you come here?"
374Who are you,said the King,"and what is your business in life?"
374Who art thou?
374Who ever saw so small a beast?
374Who is your master?
374Why did he wish to travel so fast?
374Why did you do that, Madam?
374Why did you do that?
374Why did you try to run away?
374Why do n''t you come out on dry land?
374Why do n''t you kill it at once, like a lady?
374Why do you appeal to the law?
374Why do you glare at me so inhospitably?
374Why do you laugh?
374Why do you stay up there in that sterile place and go hungry?
374Why do you weep?
374Why not?
374Why should I dig it up?
374Why should you not rather rejoice?
374Why should you slay me?
374Why so?
374Why, then, do you come, things being even when he had hurled me back?
374Why,said the Ant,"did you not store up some food for yourself, instead of singing all the time?"
374Why,said they,"should we be all the time tucking you out with food when you do nothing to tuck us out?"
374Will what I say make any difference?
374Yes, yes, I know,the other persisted;"but of what benefit to man is your discovery?
374You have the impudence? 374 Your Honour,"said the Malefactor, interrupting,"would you be kind enough to alter my punishment to ten years in the penitentiary and nothing else?"
374A Flourishing Industry"Are the industries of this country in a flourishing condition?"
374A Hasty Settlement"Your Honour,"said an Attorney, rising,"what is the present status of this case-- as far as it has gone?"
374A Smiling Idol An Idol said to a Missionary,"My friend, why do you seek to bring me into contempt?
374A passing Citizen said:"Why do you murder a man that is already harmless?"
374Alarm and Pride"Good- Morning, my friend,"said Alarm to Pride;"how are you this morning?"
374Am I right?"
374And how many legs and arms?"
374Are you sure it is all right?"
374Are you-- on your honour as a lady, now, madam-- are you not connected with some newspaper?"
374But how did you save so many lives?"
374But if I am not seeking these advantages?
374But when the Editor presented his bill, the Rich Man said:"Be content-- is it nothing that I refrained from advising you about investments?"
374By the way, have you read my work on''The Fallaciousness of the Aspectual in Art''?"
374Do you not perceive by my actions that the dearest wish of my heart is to continue in my misery?"
374Have you always found it so?"
374How did_ you_ get this land, anyhow?"
374How many did you save?"
374How much do you want?"
374I am in it for you, but what is there in it for me?"
374I had a rattling hot fight last evening with--""Is that so?"
374If I could for weeks endure you both, can you not for a little while endure each other?
374If I should decide in your favour, I wonder how you would express your satisfaction?"
374If it had not been for me, what would you have been?
374In consultation with his client the Lawyer asked,"Have you accomplices?"
374Is this a time to talk to me of love?"
374Knowest thou not, that thou art, in truth, producing an oasis?"
374May I ask how you expect to meet it?"
374The Crab and His Son A Logical Crab said to his Son,"Why do you not walk straight forward?
374The Dog and the Physician A Dog that had seen a Physician attending the burial of a wealthy patient, said:"When do you expect to dig it up?"
374The Wolves and the Dogs"Why should there be strife between us?"
374The members of the Legislature inquired:"Why did you not acquire property of your own?"
374There was an appropriation?"
374To what truths does it give access which were inaccessible before?--facts, I mean, having a scientific value?"
374To- day we number four Emperors of the Abnormal Proboscis in good standing-- doubles every four weeks, see?
374Was I rightly informed?"
374Were you a member of the Women''s Press Association?"
374What can you be thinking of?"
374What if I decline to purchase?"
374What ruined you?"
374When the Noser came to the note he asked,"What''s this?"
374While trying to palliate these misdeeds, the defendant''s Attorney turned suddenly to the Judge, saying:"Did your Honour ever lose your temper?"
374Who art thou, great actor?"
374Why do you run away when you hear one barking?"
374_ I_ precede so great and illustrious a rat as you?
374_ King_.--"And how much will it cost to make the change of arms?"
374_ King_.--"And the war will Cost--?"
374asked the Man,"and why dost thou dwell in this dreadful place?"
374cried the King, unsheathing his consoler- under- disappointment;"how dare you claim my daughter when you have done nothing to earn her?"
374echoed the Judge--"progress?
374he exclaimed as he was carried out,"why was I not content to remain where the cut of my forehead is so common as to be known as the Pacific Slope?"
374how did you grow so big?
374interrupted the other in astonishment and admiration--"you got away with what that fellow had?"
374said the Broomstick,"do you consider the hands of a housewife intellectual?"
374said the King;"are you, then, the people of Wayoff?"
374said the King;"you wish to support those idle consumers again?"
374said the Lawyer,"you think they can stand work?"
374said the Neighbour,"you do sometimes visit your father?"
374said the poet,"do you expect me to reproduce the entire poem from memory?"
36218( Can there be a San Franciscan when there is no San Francisco?
36218*** But what scurvy knave has put the stage- crime into her mind?
36218*** If you mean to write really"vituperative"sonnets( why sonnets?)
36218*** Where are you to place Browning?
36218***"O Lord how long?"
36218***** Did you notice in the last line of the"Wine"that I restored the word"smile"from your earlier draft of the verses?
36218A physician has to do with many unpleasant things; whom do his ministrations disgust?
36218A trained nurse lives in an atmosphere of bed- pans-- to whom is her presence or work suggestive of them?
36218And do you know about her?
36218And how about The Faerie Queene for absence of"unity"?
36218And how about that other pretty girl, your infinitely better half?
36218And if not, what matter?
36218And what work would_ he_ get to do but for you?
36218And-- but what''s the use?
36218Are you near enough to the sea to do a bit of boating now and then?
36218Are you never going to visit the scenes of your youth?
36218But if not, what did keep it out?
36218But that is better than dying in bed, is it not?
36218But what kind of a race of sloths and slugs will you have?
36218But what of yours?
36218But what under the sun would I do with either that or mine?
36218But what''s the use?
36218But who does?
36218But who knows, or cares anything about them-- even knows the name of a single constellation?
36218By the way, do you know that since women took to athletics their peculiar disorders have increased about fifty per cent?
36218Ca n''t you have one done in fast colors and let me have it?
36218Can California beat that?
36218Can poor little I hope for anything better?
36218Can you guess my feelings when I view this Dream- land-- my Realm of Adventure, inhabited by memories that beckon me from every valley?
36218Can you let the matter wait a little longer?
36218Can you not ride three horses at once if they are suitably dead?
36218Can you"put me on"?
36218Could he have learned that important fact in California, except by hearsay?
36218Could you make a"born artist"comprehend a syllogism?
36218Could you teach a bulldog to retrieve, or a sheep to fetch and carry?
36218DEAR GEORGE,***** Did you see Markham''s review of the"Wine"in"The N. Y. American"?
36218Dear Doctor, do you really put trousers on your piano- legs?
36218Did I return your Jinks verses?
36218Did it come to you when you read of the slow, but not uniform, starvation of Greeley''s party in the arctic?
36218Did she survive the''quake?
36218Did you add the"Wine"to it?
36218Did you ever know so poor satire to make so great a row as that of Watson?
36218Did you get the"Shiloh"article?
36218Did you see Gorky''s estimate of us in"Appleton''s"?
36218Did you send a book to Garrett Serviss?
36218Did_ you_ have a good time in the redwoods?
36218Do I think extracts from"Prattle"would sell?
36218Do n''t you think that after a man has worked as long as I have that he deserves a rest?
36218Do you care for the other reasons?
36218Do you forget the distinction I pointed out between journalism and literature?
36218Do you know I lost Pin the Reptile?
36218Do you know, George, the charm of a new emotion?
36218Do you mind squandering ten cents and a postage stamp on me?
36218Do you mind telling me about all that?
36218Do you not remember that I told you that the former was of so little value that it might be used for anything?
36218Do you see my boy?
36218Do you still dally with the Muse?
36218Do you suppose_ I_ do not value such things?
36218Do you think it would be wise to offer them for republication"In the Midst of Life"?
36218Do you think you could learn to walk on a wire( if it lay on the ground)?
36218Do you wonder that your unworthy uncle has come perilously and alarmingly near to loneliness?
36218Does it bore you that I like you to know my friends?
36218Does it perform the promise of the others?
36218Does it seem reasonable to think me unpleasured by those magnificent dedicatory verses in your book?
36218Does that mean that_ they_ are anarchists?
36218Does your indecent intimacy with your mirror make you blush?
36218Dream you he was afraid to die?
36218Emerson commands us to"hitch our wagon to a star?"
36218For about how much could I get ground and build a bungalow-- for one?
36218God bless the crank and the curio!--what would life in this desert be without its mullahs and its dervishes?
36218Has n''t he any"class consciousness"?
36218Have you seen Percival Pollard''s"Their Day in Court"?
36218Have you tried anything on"Munsey"?
36218He''d be sure to think the beautiful and sentimental passages the best, would he not?
36218How can one discuss with heart or inspiration a thing that happens two months or so before one''s comments on it will be read?
36218How did you happen to hit on Markham''s greatest two lines-- but I need not ask that-- from"The Wharf of Dreams"?
36218How do I know?
36218How goes the no sale of Shapes of Clay?
36218How long, O Lord, how long am I to wait for that sketch of_ you_?
36218How many do you guess have done so?
36218How would the Big Trees do as a substitute?
36218How would you like three weeks of nipping cold weather, with a foot of snow?
36218I do n''t wish to feel that you are bothering with him for nothing-- will you not tell me your notion of what I should pay you?
36218I found myself frequently prompted to ask the author:"What the devil are you driving at?"
36218I plead not guilty-- how do_ you_ plead?
36218I''m glad that tidal wave did not come, but do n''t you think you''d better have a canoe ready?
36218I''m sure you merited it all-- what do you_ not_ merit?
36218I''m thinking of the heroic Father Damien and his lepers; do you dwell upon the rotting limbs and foul distortions of his unhappy charges?
36218If London wants to criticise your"Star poem"what''s the objection?
36218If so, I think we should have a night in New York first, no?
36218If you want him to see your poem why not send it to him?
36218In the character of"innocent bystander"I ought to be fairly safe if I do n''t have too much money on me, do n''t you think?
36218Is it not so?--or_ was_ it not?
36218Is it nothing to me to be called"Master"by such as you?
36218Is my nature so cold that I have no pride in such a pupil?
36218Is n''t Sag Harbor somewhere near Saybrook, Connecticut, at the mouth of the river of that name?
36218Is not his voluntary martyrdom one of the sanest, cleanest, most elevating memories in all history?
36218MY DEAR BLANCHE, Not hearing from[ you] after writing you last week, I fear you are ill-- may I not know?
36218MY DEAR STERLING, Where are you going to stop?--I mean at what stage of development?
36218May I hope, then, to see you?
36218May I say that it is a little sing- songy-- the lines monotonously alike in their caesural pauses and some of their other features?
36218May I tell you what you already know-- that you are deficient in spelling and punctuation?
36218Must one be judged by his average, or may he be judged, on occasion, by his highest?
36218My opinion of it?
36218Now_ how_ are even these to know about_ that_ book?
36218Of course I helped her-- who would not help a good friend in adversity?
36218Of course I sometimes like to do good-- who does not?
36218Or do n''t your folks go out any more o''Sundays?
36218Or swallow swords?
36218Or that, a suppliant of the sky, He begged the gods to keep or give?
36218P.S.--In your studies of poetry have you dipped into Stedman''s new"American Anthology"?
36218Poetry is the highest of arts, but why be a specialist?
36218Pray for me?
36218Pretty fair, but-- if a metrical composition full of poetry is not a poem what is it?
36218That is very intelligent of her, do n''t you think?
36218Then where is our grievance?
36218Until then-- How?
36218Was it not Dr. Holmes who advised a young writer to cut out every passage that he thought particularly good?
36218Was it not so in the copy that I first had, or do I think so merely because the cry of one is more lone and awful than the cry of a number?
36218Was it?
36218What do I think of Cowley- Brown and his"Goosequill"?
36218What do I think of Edith Wharton?
36218What do you think?
36218What else has she written?
36218What have I done that I should be inaccessible to your music?
36218What is she going to write?
36218What the devil are his agonies all about-- his writhings and twistings and foaming at all his mouths?
36218What would a poem by an intellectual epileptic like that be?
36218What''s your objection to***?
36218When are we to see the book?
36218When are you coming to Washington to sail in my canoe?
36218When he did show his first- rateness, what is it?
36218When shall you return?
36218Where do you and Richard expect to go when death do you part?
36218Which was the real belief of Ambrose Bierce?
36218Who is***--and why?
36218Who published it and when?
36218Why did n''t I tell you so?
36218Why should it assist in the rite?
36218Why, then, do_ I_ not put up the money?
36218Wilde''s work is all right, but what can one do with the work of one whose name one can not speak before women?
36218Will I tell you what I think of your magazine?
36218Will I write a preface for the book?
36218Will you kindly assure her of my sympathy?
36218Will you kindly do so?
36218Will you not cultivate some art within the scope of my capacity?
36218Wo n''t you_ play_ at writing things?
36218Would it hurt if I should tell you that I thought you had failed?
36218Would the bed- pan suggestion have come to you?
36218Would you leave out me if you honestly thought my work bad?
36218You have reached the"heights of dream"all right, but how are you to stay there to the end?
36218[ Why could n''t He stay put?]
36218_ How_ are you my master?
12793And the donkeys are yours, eh?
12793And the wheat''s been yours all the time, has it?
12793And what, pray, may you design doing with them?
12793And why should I not? 12793 And yer prismatic warter?"
12793Anything_ I_ can do for you?
12793Are you going to this great hop?
12793Awful dark-- isn''t it?
12793Been to dinner to- day?
12793But if I were a sack of gold, do you think you would find me very onerous?
12793But suppose,continued the burden,"I were a shoulder of beef-- which I quite as much resemble-- belonging to some poor family?"
12793But what,said the other,"is the meaning of the rein attached to it?"
12793By what?
12793Den vhere mine vheat is?
12793Did he give you much trouble?
12793Did it ever occur to you that this manner of thing is extremely unpleasant?
12793Did you happen to observe that man standing behind you with a club?
12793Do you really think so, sir?
12793Do you think,replied the Prince,"that I could be so sordid as to accept a single jewel from that glorious crown?
12793Eh?
12793Ever read any fables?
12793Exactly; the ludicrous part is the name of their country, which is--"What?
12793Gomblain? 12793 Got a ticket?"
12793How about the saddle?
12793How about those engagements?
12793How do you?
12793How near are they?
12793How then does it happen that when_ we_ remove the symptoms, the disease is gone?
12793I zay, Yo, where is dis oats I hear zo mooch dalk aboud still?
12793In whose good taste, my adipose censor?
12793Inside what, Sam?
12793Keep still, will you?
12793May I inquire how it happens to be any of your business whether I bellow or bray, or do both-- or neither?
12793Never told you anything about her?
12793Now look here, Hans; that wheat is yours, is it?
12793Now, I''d like to know what is the matter with_ you_?
12793Now, who said anything about your astronomy? 12793 Oyster at home?"
12793Pray how did you manage it?
12793Requires a cat in the place, does it?
12793Suppose,said the burden,"I were a man in a sack; what disposition would you make of me?"
12793Then you mean to eat me?
12793Und how you coom by dot oats pooty soon avhile ago?
12793Vell, den, you goes vetch me back to dot oats so gwicker as a lamb gedwinkle his dail-- hay?
12793Well, suppose I were,answered the man;"do you think_ you_ would like to pluck me?"
12793Well,said Bill Buckster, leaning on his rifle and surveying it critically,"what''s the matter with the pond?
12793Whar''s yer swans?
12793What am I to do with gridirons?
12793What do you mean by snaking, Sam?
12793What have you there on your back?
12793What is the matter with you?
12793What is''too bad?''
12793What''n thunder d''ye mean, you derned saddle- coloured fraud?
12793Who''s there?
12793Why did n''t they hang me?
12793Why do n''t you let your upper apartments to a respectable single party?
12793Why,said the sun,"when you have so much space to float in, should you be casting your cold shadow upon me?"
12793Yes, father, I think it may be a matter of thirty- five years; though it do n''t seem so long, does it? 12793 You mean, do you, to fly in the face of all the moral and social philosophers?"
12793Your excessive politeness quite overcomes me,said the porker,"but do n''t you think it rather ill bestowed upon a pig?
12793( 1) The man, never weary of well- doing, who endures a life of privation for the good of his fellow- creatures?
12793***** FOOL.--Believe you a man retains his intellect after decapitation?
12793***** FOOL.--Sir Cut- throat, how many orphans have you made to- day?
12793***** FOOL.--Suppose you had amongst your menials an ailing oyster?
12793***** FOOL.--Tell me, hero, what is strategy?
12793***** FOOL.--What is the most satisfactory disease?
12793***** FOOL.--When you have gained a great victory, how much of the glory goes to the horse whose back you bestrode?
12793***** SOLDIER.--Why wear a cap and bells?
12793A fox seeing a swan afloat, called out:"What ship is that?
12793A gosling, who had not yet begun to blanch, was accosted by a chicken just out of the shell:"Whither away so fast, fair maid?"
12793A man was plucking a living goose, when his victim addressed him thus:"Suppose_ you_ were a goose; do you think you would relish this sort of thing?"
12793A river seeing a zephyr carrying off an anchor, asked him,"What are you going to do with it?"
12793And will you have it of bronze, or marble?
12793At the end of a half- hour, the man, stirred him with a stick, remarking:"I say!--wake up and begin toasting, will you?
12793But I do n''t god ony more oats, und you moost dake vheat, eh?"
12793But was it not a sin and a shame that those feeders should not stir from their porridge to succour their suffering comrades?
12793But what does Solomon indicate by the word fool?
12793But why was I not invited to either hop or ball?"
12793Can it be that I have been entertaining an angel unawares?
12793D.--What of your friend?
12793D.--Why not-- as compensation?
12793DOCTOR.--It is possible that he acquires it?
12793Deadwood?"
12793Did you ever, my most acute professor of vivisection, employ your trenchant blade in the splitting of hairs?
12793Do n''t you know that when you hear a parcel of wolves letting on like that, at night, it''s a hundred to one they carry bows and arrows?"
12793Do n''t you know, you old bummer, that that''s the way the red devils run a surprise party?
12793Do you happen to have heard that a fool can ask more questions in a breath than a philosopher can answer in a life?
12793Does n''t she average about as I set her forth?
12793F.(_ from a distance_)--Shall I summon an army, or a sexton?
12793F.--(2) He, then, who, famishing himself, parts his loaf with a beggar?
12793F.--Am I?
12793F.--And what are tactics?
12793F.--And yet-- PH.--Did you ever converse with a good man going to the stake?
12793F.--But how long does his appetite last?
12793F.--But why rob when stealing is more honourable?
12793F.--For example?
12793F.--From whom had you this?
12793F.--Hath virtue no better excuse than this?
12793F.--How does the patient know?
12793F.--I mean how do you know?
12793F.--If you did not wish to think of the pocopo, and speaking of man would make you think of it, you would not speak of man, would you?
12793F.--The portion that survives him--?
12793F.--Then in the case supposed you would not favour excision of the abnormal part?
12793F.--Well,( 3) how of him who goes joyfully to martyrdom?
12793F.--What is that?
12793F.--Why not?
12793FOOL.--I had thought philosophy concerned itself with a less personal class of questions; but why is it?
12793FOOL.--Is it open to the public?
12793Fine morning-- isn''t it?
12793Has either of you a watch?"
12793Have you a family?
12793How do you tell whether his recovery is because of your treatment or in spite of it?
12793How long do you mean to keep dinner waiting, eh?"
12793How shall I reward thee?
12793However, he was given a stool at the fireside, and Heinrich plied him with a multitude of questions: Where did he come from?
12793I asked him:"Am I my brother''s bar- keeper?"
12793I''d like to know who is telling this-- you or I?
12793It is not probable the pigs went in there for a medicinal purpose; how could they know?
12793Lifting my hat, I said:"Dr. Deadwood, I presume?"
12793No more fools?
12793Now what have you got to complain of?"
12793Of course I ca n''t quarrel with a non- resident; but why do n''t you have a local agent on the ground?"
12793Of course you have heard that I am a great friend to the dear little mice?"
12793PH.--Do any of these people chance to have a taste for intoxication, tobacco, hard hats, false hair, the nude ballet, and over- feeding?
12793PH.--Then there is no distinction between folly and philosophy?
12793PH.--Why must I?
12793PHILOSOPHER.--Does he feel remorse in so doing?
12793PHILOSOPHER.--Whose taste?
12793Presently he brightened up:"Yo, how you coom by dot vheat all de dime?"
12793S.--And why, pray, have_ you_ not enlisted?
12793S.--But for what am I indebted to you?
12793S.--For what?
12793S.--How should it?
12793S.--How?
12793S.--Pray why should a man neglect his business to oblige a friend?
12793S.--Then folly should be garbed in cow- skin?
12793S.--What is an_ abattis_?
12793S.--Why?
12793Shall I try rhubarb, or let it get cold and chisel it off?
12793She tried hard to obey the injunction; she did her level best; she-- but why amplify?
12793So he convened the entire family, and,"Johnny,"said he,"do you think you have much money in your bank?
12793Some of the lower animals held a convention to settle for ever the unspeakably important question, What is Life?
12793They''re vexing, say you?
12793What are the prospects of the fool crop?"
12793What made you think of the pocopo?
12793Why are you driving out at this time of day?"
12793Why do n''t you try under- draining, or top- dressing with light compost?"
12793Why should she not be his wife?
12793Why, what else, and what worse, could they be?"
12793Why?
12793Will you kindly direct me to a spot where my corpse will prove peculiarly offensive?"
12793Would she give him a place on her fender, and fetch out six or eight cold pies to amuse him while she was preparing his supper?
12793Would you mind telling me how such a distressing accident-- if it was an accident-- occurred?"
12793Yonder mule colt is as proper a son--""Yonder mule colt?"
12793a_ sacque_ for a ball?"
12793and dementing?
12793and did he think_ they_ should get on well?
12793exclaimed Nick, eagerly;"if you did not know they were_ wolves_?
12793for are we not members of the same great feline family?"
12793have you been listening to what I''m telling you, or not?
12793he exclaimed, scratching his pow;"I puy dot yackasses, und I do n''t vos god''i m so mooch as I did n''t haf''i m before-- ain''t it?"
12793how did he like Aladdin?
12793immolate a whole hecatomb of guiltless women and children?
12793is n''t it?"
12793it''s you, is it?
12793or does the rascal rather like it?
12793returned they,"if it is so very late, why are you out riding?"
12793roared the man;"have you no respect for the Human Eye?"
12793said he, thoughtfully;"ai n''t you playin''it on me?"
12793said he, triumphantly, to the flying legion;"did you ever hear of so dutiful and accommodating a son?
12793said he,"so you are climbing up the other side to point out my long ears to the villagers, are you?
12793said she,"how dare you knock over that valuable urn?
12793said the giraffe, looking down,"what are you doing there?"
12793says the spider, as his welcome he extends;"''How doth the busy little bee,''and all our other friends?"
12793what''s the matter with_ you_?"
12793whatever shall I ought to do?"
12793whom had he last served?
12793you leabs dis yackasses in me, und go right avay off; odther I bust your het mid a gloob, do n''t it?"
12977A mass for the repose,he said,"Of Colonel Markham''s"----"What, Is gallant Colonel Markham dead?
12977But who are they who skulk aside, As to get out of reach, And in their clothing strive to hide Three thousand dollars each? 12977 Celestial bird,"I cried, in pain,"What vandal wrought this wreck?
12977Do you believe him?
12977I think that life in this secluded spot Agrees with men of your trade, does it not?
12977My memory fails as I near mine end; How_ did_ they astonish their grateful friend?
12977My son, O tell me, who are those men, Rushing like pigs to the feeding- pen?
12977Not members of your body, sure? 12977 O Azrael-- O Prince of Death, declare Why conquered I the grave?"
12977O Poet, what in Satan''s name To me''s all this ado? 12977 O son,"He said,"alike of nature and a gun, Knowest not Mackay''s insufferable sin?
12977Sire,Said Waterman, his agitable wick Still sputtering,"what calls you back so quick?
12977What does it mean?
12977What makes him fly lop- sided?
12977What of that?
12977What of that?
12977What rare, Conspicuous virtues won this boon for me?
12977What''s in a name?
12977Who are you?
12977Why come ye here?
12977Yes?
12977''Tis sad, at your age, having to complain Of disillusion; but the fault is whose When pigmies stumble, wearing giants''shoes?
12977''Tis true he wrought, In deed or thought, But few of all the things he ought; But men said:"Who Would wish him to?
12977''Twas then that he said:"It is plain to my mind This property''s ownerless-- how can I find The cursedest rascal in all of the State?"
12977(_ Enter Satan._) You dlive me outee clunty towns all way; Why you no tackle me Safflisco, hay?
12977(_ Sees De Young._) What?
12977)_ Flung like a doom athwart-- ha!--thou?
12977)_ NEEDLESON: Hay?
12977A VOLUPTUARY Who''s this that lispeth in the thickening throng Which crowds to claim distinction in my song?
12977AN IDLER Who told Creed Haymond he was witty?--who Had nothing better in this world to do?
12977And now the question is of more Importance than it was before: Shall vacancies among us be To idiots threw open free?"
12977And,"Yes?"
12977Are you not he who makes to- day A merchandise of old renown Which he persuades this easy town He won in battle far away?
12977Are you so surely right?
12977Believe the blackguard?
12977Believe?
12977Better for you that thoughtless men had said( Noting your fitness in the humbler sphere):"Why do n''t they make him Governor?"
12977Blood?
12977Brisk boomers once, alert and wise, Why do n''t they rise, why do n''t they rise?"
12977But is there nothing you were always at?
12977But let him bask In droll prosperity, absurdly clean-- Is that the man whom we admired before?
12977But what can you hope from a gentleman barred From circles of culture by dogs in the yard?
12977Cain, Esau, and Iscariot, too, And Ananias, likewise, Each had peculiar powers, but who Could lie as Mike lies?
12977Can vengeance bring my sorrow to an end, Or justice give me back my buried friend?
12977Could no greased pig''s appeal to his embrace Kindle his ardor for the friendly chase?
12977Did he unscabbard the avenging blade, The long spear brandish and porrect the shield, Havoc the town and devastate the field?
12977Do n''t know me?
12977Do you not fear the grave reproof In good Creed Haymond''s eye?
12977Dost think the Strangler will release his hold Because, forsooth, some fibs remain untold?
12977Faith is belief; and how can I Have that by being willing?
12977For centuries the question has been hot: Was Hamlet crazy, or was Hamlet not?
12977HARDHAND: Who''s Shakespeare?--what''s his trade?
12977Hast thou not heard that he doth stand and grin?
12977Have you told William Stow?
12977He raised his eyelids as if tired:"What is a Vandal?"
12977His garb is mean, His face is grimy, but who thinks to ask The measure of his brains?
12977His sacred thirst for blood did he allay By halving the unfortunate Mackay?
12977How can we serve each other, you and I?
12977How long, O Lord, shall Law and Right Be mocked for gain or glory, And angels weep as they recite The shameful story?
12977I seemed to cry( though naught My sleeping tongue did utter) to the first--"What are ye?--with what woful message fraught?
12977If it''s a fair And civil question, and not too abstruse, Were you elected as a"robber baron,"Or as a Communist whose teeth had hair on?
12977If now he''d an office to sell could He sell it?
12977Is that you, Mike?
12977It''s a nickel a line?
12977Jim Phelan, who Was thought to know a thing or two Of land which rose but never sank?
12977Master Mouldybones, how fare you, sir?
12977Max Muller, how''s that?
12977May?"
12977NOZZLE, RINGDIVVY, FEEGOBBLE, HAYSEED: How''ll that help_ us_?
12977Now What else befell-- to whom and how?
12977Now what''s the hour?
12977Now wherefore, venerable sir, So resolutely gay?
12977Now will you go?
12977Now, what so great a change has wrought That you so frankly speak Of"seeking"honors once unsought Because you"scorned to seek"?
12977O, fear you not that Vrooman''s lich Will rise from earth and point At you a scornful finger which May lack, perchance, a joint?
12977O, no-- where( in Hell) could He find a cool four hundred dollars?
12977O, who would n''t be in the place of me, The anti- monopoly cat?
12977Or lag, and let that functionary floor you?
12977Pete, Does any one contest my seat?"
12977Peter expanded all his eyes:"''Clay Sheets?''
12977Pixley, must I hear you call the roll Of all the vices that infest your soul?
12977SARALTHIA Now who is next?
12977ST. JOHN: And who, thou antiquated crone, art thou?
12977ST. JOHN: What are they?
12977ST. JOHN: What dost them here?
12977SWIFT: I never have heard that!--did you, De Young?
12977SWIFT_( waking):_ Am I all that?
12977Said Peter, affable and bland:"The free- list is suspended--"What claim have you that''s valid here?"
12977Shall Hate be throned on Bunker Hill, Yet Love abide at Seven Pines?
12977Shall we Alone of all his servitors refuse Swift welcome to our master and our lord?"
12977Sing, muse, what next to break the peace occurred-- What act uncivil, what unfriendly word?
12977Sir, what were_ you_ without the press?
12977Smarting with the blow I rose and( cuffing Rutherford) inquired:"Wherefore this chastisement?"
12977Still must I hear how low your taste has sunk-- From getting money down to getting drunk?
12977Still must it vulgarize your feats of lung?
12977THERSITES So, in the Sunday papers_ you_, Del Mar, Damn, all great Englishmen in English speech?
12977That goddess was angry, and what do you think?
12977That lofty tomb, Then, honored-- whom?
12977That pavement, too, of golden bricks--"They''ve gobbled that?"
12977The ghost of a scent-- had it followed me there From the place where I truly was resting?
12977The reporter chap said:"Why, where''s your eyes?
12977The sovereign of the gods superior smiled, Beaming benignant, fatherly and mild:"Is Destiny''s decree performed, my lad?-- And has he now no sense?"
12977The world, awaking like a startled bat, Exclaims:"A Bonynge?
12977Then Knight addressed the Judge of Heaven:"Your Honor, would it trench On custom here if Blake were given A seat upon the Bench?"
12977Then he called him in and he pointed sweet To a blooming garden across the street, Inquiring:"What''s them a- growing?"
12977Thou dog of darkness, dost thou hope to stay Time''s dread advance till thou hast had thy day?
12977Though you had granted Ralph another breath Would_ he_ to- day less silent lie and cold?
12977To hate me?
12977To whom Would be the fame?
12977Was''t not enough that lately you did bawl Your money- worship in the ears of all?
12977Was_ that_ what threw poor Themis in a rage?
12977Well, how will you assuage Your spongy passion for the blood of age?"
12977Well, who decides that Faith is best?
12977What dire distress have you prepared for us?
12977What fiend is this?
12977What haughty Power defyes?
12977What if the dead whom still you hate Were wrong?
12977What matters it When beggars quit Their beats?
12977What profit have you if the world you set Against me?
12977What shall it be?
12977What signifies the date upon a stone?
12977What skillful tinker ever takes His tongue to turn a screw?
12977What the devil''s that?"
12977What then?
12977What then?
12977What''s that?
12977What''s that?--you"ne''er again will rob a stage"?
12977What, then, are you most eager to be at?
12977What,_ you_?
12977When Genius strikes for error, who''s afraid To arm poor Folly with a wooden blade?
12977Where''s Con O''Conor of the Bank, And all who consecrated lands Of old by laying on of hands?
12977Where''s Luning, Blythe and Michael Reese, Magee, who ran the_ Golden Fleece?_ Where''s Asa Fisk?
12977Where''s Luning, Blythe and Michael Reese, Magee, who ran the_ Golden Fleece?_ Where''s Asa Fisk?
12977Who fyghteth the bold Seventh?
12977Who vowed if you''d the power you would fine The Son of God for making water wine?
12977Whose then would be the monument?
12977Whose was it?
12977Why do I sound my note in vain?
12977Why should he not have been allowed To thread with peaceful feet the crowd Which filled that Christian street?
12977Why spring they not from out the plain?
12977Why, Having the pick and choice of seats, should we Forego them all but one?
12977Why?"
12977Will Stephen Gage not stand aloof And pass you coldly by?
12977Will snatching me restore the fame That printing snatched from you?"
12977Will''t keep the pigmy, if we make him strong, From siding with a giant in the wrong?
12977With Chilean birth your name but poorly tallies; The test is-- Did you ever sell tamales?
12977You recall The tale of Zaccheus, who did climb a tree, And Jesus said:"Come down"?
12977You say that you''ve no patience with such stuff As by Rénan is writ, and when you read( Why_ do_ you read?)
12977You would have damned the entire lot And turned a Christian, would you not?
12977[ A] Still must you crack your brazen cheek to tell That though a miser you''re a sot as well?
12977[ C] Pray, in the catalogue of all your graces, Have theft and cowardice no honored places?
12977_ I_ unmentionable?
12977_ You_ said''twas so writ?
12977_ You_, for whose back the rods and cudgels strove Ere yet the ax had hewn them from the grove?
12977_ you_ said that?"
12977all untaught in art, With mind indecent and indecent heart, Do you not know-- nay, why should I explain?
12977cried I--"you let such chaps Come here?
12977did you do so?
12977has not the upper sod Enough of room for every crime that crawls But you must loot the Palaces of God And daub your filthy names upon the walls?
12977instead Of,"Why the devil did they?"
12977oof dot tief o''ze vorld-- Zat Ivan Tchanay vos got hurled In Hella, da debil he say:"Wor be yer return pairmit, hey?"
12977such words from you, Who call yourself a soldier?
12977there are rogues?
12977to whose vacant lot Each rhyming literary knacker scourges His cart- compelling Pegasus to trot, As folly, fame or famine smartly urges?
12977what profits it?
12977what''s that?
12977where''s the stick?
12977you were born, you animated doll, Within the shadow of the Capitol?
12658''Sas agapo''?
12658''Tis nothing but money?
12658But why,I asked,"put_ me_ in?"
12658Did you( if questions you permit) At the asylum leave your kit?
12658Excuse me, please-- Who''s in there?
12658Have ye no messages-- no brief, Still sign:''Despair'', or''Hope''?
12658Have you in Heaven no Hell?
12658Horses are trees and the moon is a sneeze?
12658How is it with thee, child of light? 12658 I wonder was you here when Casey shot James King o''William?
12658Make treason odious?
12658May I touch him, mother?
12658May you blow your nose on a paper of pins?
12658O mariner man, why pause and don A look of so deep concern? 12658 O, why does he wear such a ghastly grin?"
12658Out of danger?
12658Out of danger?
12658Out of danger?
12658Out of danger?
12658Seest thou in mine eye, father, anything green? 12658 That''s right, father dear, but how can our eyes Distinguish in dead men the Good and the Wise?"
12658W''at, alas, would be my bloomin''Fate if Philip now I see, Which I lammed?--or my old''oman, Which has frequent basted_ me_?
12658Was the prophecy fulfilled?
12658Was you in Frisco when the water came Up to Montgum''ry street? 12658 What are they that way for, father?"
12658What are those, father?
12658What did they say he was, father?
12658What is that, mother?
12658What made it bleed, father, for every day Somebody passes forever away? 12658 What makes him sweat so?"
12658What''s in the paper?
12658What?--how?
12658Whose shall be first?
12658Why do you this?
12658Why does n''t he end, then, his life with a rope?
12658Why is it, my boy, that you smother your joy, And why do you make no sign Of the merry mind that is dancing behind A solemner face than mine?
12658Will he crack it, mother?
12658You are twins?
12658You never could stomach a Democrat Since General Jackson ran? 12658 You''ve bitten a snake and are feeling bad"?
12658Your nobles are bought?
12658_Does he suffer, mother?"
12658''T was not your motive?
12658A Pauper._ SUPERINTENDENT: So_ you''re_ unthankful-- you''ll not eat the bird?
12658A merry Christmas?
12658A present?
12658A score?
12658Ambition stayed from trampling whom it meets, Like horses fugitive in crowded streets?
12658Among the rebels when we made a breach Was it to get their banners?
12658And did you attend The neck- tie dance ensuin''?
12658And how can you ever obtain it?
12658And takest thy son for a gaping marine?
12658And want my vote and influence?
12658And why do you sway in your walking, To right and left many degrees, And hitch up your trousers when talking?
12658Are loving looks got out of books, Or kisses taught in college?
12658As her bubble drifted away from the shore, On the glassy billows borne, All cried:"Why, where is Mehitable Moore?
12658Austere incendiary, We''re blinking in the light; Where is your customary Grenade of dynamite?
12658Be loyal to your country, yes-- but how If tyrants hold dominion?
12658Behind you, unsuspected, Have you the axe, fair wench, Wherewith you once collected A poll- tax from the French?
12658But how if, to attract the curious yeoman, The lion owned the show and showed the showman?
12658But now you mention it-- well, well, who knows?
12658But why should I sail o''er the ocean For Landseers and Claudes?
12658Can solitude be lifted up, vacuity refined?
12658Can the slighted Dame Or canting Pharisee no more defame?
12658Can you not rationally be Content without disturbing me?
12658Can you not take a hint-- a wink-- Of what of all this rot I think?
12658Consumption no profit to those who produce?
12658Cried Allen Forman:"Doctor, pray Compose my spirits''strife: O what may be my chances, say, Of living all my life?
12658Death, are you well?
12658Delay responsible?
12658Did you come''der blains agross,''Or''Horn aroundt''?
12658Dinner?
12658Dispute with such a thing as you-- Twin show to the two- headed calf?
12658Do I understand You undertake to prove-- good land!-- That when the crime-- you mean to show Your client was n''t_ there_?"
12658Do the newspaper men print a column or more Of every person whose troubles are o''er?"
12658Dost hear the angels sing?"
12658Filled with astonishment, I spoke:"Thou ancient raven, why this croak?
12658From the regions of the Night, Coming with recovered sight-- From the spell of darkness free, What will Danenhower see?
12658From what you''ve seen and heard, How can you doubt they do?
12658Good for he''s old?
12658Good friend, if any judge deserve your blame Have you no courage, or has he no name?
12658Gravely the Saviour asked:"What did he do To make his impious assertion true?"
12658Greed from exaction magically charmed?
12658He who will never rise though rulers plods His liberties despising How is he manlier than the_ sans culottes_ Who''s always rising?
12658How could her eyes, at rest themselves, be making In me so uncontrollable a shaking?
12658How do you do?
12658How do you yourself explain your dismal tendency to wander By the melancholy City of the Discontented Dead?"
12658How shall I then make romances Mitigating circumstances?
12658How- de- do?
12658I equally despair, For what to me were hope without the passion?
12658I hope I do n''t offend you, sweet, But are you sure that_ you''re_ discreet?
12658I suppose If I stand in and you''re elected-- no?
12658I''m safe?
12658If I leave off_ this_ what will people say?
12658If learning is no guide Why ought one to have been in college?
12658In days o''''49 Did them thar eye- holes see the Southern Cross From the Antarctic Sea git up an''shine?
12658Independent?
12658Is it presumptuous, this counsel?
12658Is laughter lost upon you quite, To check you in your pious rite?
12658Is that what the physician said?
12658JONESMITH(_ continuing to"seek the light"_): What''s this about old Impycu?
12658JONESMITH: Who?
12658Jealousy disarmed?
12658LAWYER.--Eh?
12658LAWYER.--Have you nothing more?
12658Lady Minnow cocked her head:"Mister Picklepip,"she said,"Do you ever think to we d?"
12658Luxurious habits no benefit bring To those who purvey the luxurious thing?
12658Meanwhile the lark, descending, folds his wing And innocently asks:"What!--did I sing?"
12658Merry or sad, what does it signify?
12658Merry?
12658Nanine, Nanine, what ails him That he should sing so ill?
12658No good to accrue to Supply from a grand Progressive expansion, all round, of Demand?
12658O doctor, doctor, how can I Amend my constitution?"
12658O noble antagonists, answer me flat-- What would you do if you did n''t do that?
12658O statesmen, what would you be at, With torches, flags and bands?
12658O very remarkable mortal, What food is engaging your jaws And staining with amber their portal?
12658One hundred and eleven years?
12658Perhaps, you''ve brought the halters You used in the old days, When round religion''s altars You stabled Cromwell''s bays?
12658Pray, good agrarians, what wrong requires Such foul redress?
12658Quid sum miser tunc dicturus, Quem patronem rogaturus, Quum vix justus sit securus?
12658SHAPES OF CLAY BY AMBROSE BIERCE AUTHOR OF"IN THE MIDST OF LIFE,""CAN SUCH THINGS BE?"
12658Says Africa:"Tell me, delectable Pow''rs, What is it that ought to be mine?"
12658Smoke?
12658Smoke?
12658Some asked:"Who was he?"
12658Stealing?
12658Still reeking of the gutter whence you sprung?
12658Suppose that you With agony and difficulty do What I do easily-- what then?
12658Suppose the act was not so overwise-- Suppose it was illegal-- Is''t well on such a question to arise And pinch the Eagle?
12658That''s funny grog To ask a friend for, eh?
12658The Bigot, with his candle, book and bell, Tongue- tied, unlunged and paralyzed as well?
12658The South believed they did; ca n''t you allow For that opinion?
12658The frown began to blacken on his brow, His hand to reach for"Whence?"
12658The rascals?
12658Then, turning from the scene away With a concerted shrug, will say:"H''m, Scarabaeus Sisyphus-- What interest has that to us?
12658They perish-- what is that to thee?
12658To who?"
12658Upon his method will you wreak your wrath, Himself all unmolested in his path?
12658WIFE_( briskly, waking up)_: With her?
12658Was it you To which Long Mary took a mighty shine, An''throwed squar''off on Jake the Kangaroo?
12658Was she less fair that she did bear So light a load of knowledge?
12658Well, well, old Father Christmas, is it you, With your thick neck and thin pretense of virtue?
12658What are your preferences made of?
12658What business is''t of his, I''d like to know?
12658What do you gain by cursing Nick For playing her such a scurvy trick?
12658What gained I so?
12658What he needs-- you know-- a"writ"-- Something, eh?
12658What shall it be-- Marsala, Port or Sherry?
12658What slew the Roman power?
12658What though through long disuse''t is grown A trifle rusty?
12658What wrecked the Roman power?
12658What''s come of him?
12658What''s here?
12658What, madam, run for School Director?
12658What, what?
12658What?
12658What?
12658When legs like his declaim Who can misunderstand?
12658Where are your staves and switches For men of gentle birth?
12658Where now is my prominence, erstwhile in council conspicuous, patent?
12658Where was I?
12658Where was I?
12658While we confirm eternally thy fame, Before our dread tribunal answer, here, Why do no statues celebrate thy name, No monuments thy services proclaim?
12658Who do you Suppose''t was wrote it?
12658Who goes there?"
12658Who knows of a reformed reformer?
12658Why ask me, Gastrogogue, to dine( Unless to praise your rascal wine) Yet never ask some luckless sinner Who needs, as I do not, a dinner?
12658Why did not thy contemporaries rear To thee some schoolhouse or memorial college?
12658Why does n''t he himself, eschewing fear, Publish a book or two, and so appear As one who has the right to be a critic?
12658Why should you at a kind intention swear Like twenty Neroes?
12658Why"merry"Christmas?
12658Why, O, why did God create Such a curse and thrust it on us in our inoffensive state?
12658Why, certainly, man, why not?
12658Will Envy henceforth not retaliate For virtues it were vain to emulate?
12658With Hales and Morgans on each side, How could a fool through lack of knowledge, Vote wrong?
12658Yet now whose praises do the people bawl?
12658You''ll make no bargains?
12658You''re another sort, but you predict That your party''ll get consummately licked?"
12658You?
12658Your air and conversation Are a liberal education, And your clothes, including the metal hat And the brazen boots-- what''s that?
12658Your chains for wit and worth?
12658Your mask and dirk for riches?
12658and"How?"
12658and"Why?"
12658count the effort labor lost When thy good angel holds the reed?
12658give back the flags-- how can you care You veterans and heroes?
12658him?
12658imitate me, friend?
12658inquires the ready scribe--"Who are the chiefs of the marauding tribe?"
12658is there no law To punish men for pillage?"
12658just a mug of blood?
12658know you not we gods protest That all religion is a jest?
12658one cried, With sobs of sorrow crammed;"No more?
12658photograph in colors?
12658the Woman cried;"Oh, why, Does slumber not benumb me?
12658where do the critic''s rights begin Who has of literature some clear- cut notion, And hears a voice from Heaven say:"Pitch in"?
12658where''s my kerchief?
12658where_ are_ we drifting to?
12658you a Senator-- you, Mike de Young?
12658you laugh?