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x Ome bedfcllow cor’ne‘, fl'rew apéCefiEéw, Jim W: '
‘ » m'goo‘d trochtis pittychac chef: flowers mutt ‘ybc
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2 Pitty,ala‘cke pretty heart,thou art ferry to (ac any good" 7
thing fail (O the ground: pittymo more pitty,then‘tofee an
Innoccrit. Mayden- head deliucrcd‘ vp to the ruffling ofhtr
new-Wedd;d hmband. Beauty is made forvfc,‘ and hcc'flghal: ;
, wdl not vfc a (wee: foul: well,whcn {he is vndcr his.fin'ger$ - j‘
. A I pray Venmhe may ncucr kifle afairc and ardcliCatg-detgrcd’
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'2. Pitty? came fool‘cflxpg xhem about Iufiily; HoWérs'nfig
ucr dyea f‘weetcr death , than whcnthey are fmoothcg’d f0
death in a‘Lo‘uersbofomepr clfc pm: the high wayes, one:
Whith thefe Pretty'fimpfingflctting things,c all'd bridegmgfi
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a. I pray the: will mcc, Whydoc they vf'c at weddings t6,
famifliallplaccsthus;with {WCCthearbes and flowers? ‘ ,
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With a WOman. .

a I warrant all men are of thy minde : anothe r reafon
is, becaufe they flickelike the fcu-tehions ofmadame ehaflie
ty,on the fable ground-weeping in their lialkes,and winch-
ing with theyr yellow-{unke eyes , as loath to beholde the;
lamentable {all ol'a Maydenhead : what fenceles- thing in all
the houfe ,. that is not nowe as melancholy, as anew let-VP
Schoolcmafler?

_ 1. TrOthIam. _ . ,

2 Troth I th inke thou mournl’t , becaul'e th’afl mil} thy
tuttiegl doe by the quiuerofCupia’: you fee the torches melt
theml'elues away in tearestthe in llruments weare thcyr heart
(hinges out {or forrow: and the Siluer Ewers weepe mofi.
yittil‘ull Rolewater: fine or fix: payre ofthe white innocent;
wedding gloues,did inmy fight ‘choofe rather to be tome in;
peeces than to be drawne on. ;. and looke this Rolhnary, (a

fatallhearbe)thisdead-mans nofe~gay,has crept in amongli: "" A

thefe flowers to deckei th’nuifible coarle of the Brides May.
denhead,when(oh how muchdo we poore wenches fuffer)»
bouteleuen or twelue,or one a clock at midnight at furthcfl,
, it defcends to purgatory, to giuc notice that Cele _ inc (hey
'ho),.will§neu.er come to lead Apesinvhell. .

1-. I flee by thy fighingthou wilt not. ‘

a. Ifl had as many Mayden-heads,as l haue haytes on my
headaldc venture them all rather then to come into fo h0t a
place; prethy lirew thou,(or.my little armes. are weary.

I .., I am fure thy little ' tongue is not.

2N0 faith that’s likea woman bitten 1ft fleasjt neuerlyes
flilzfye vpont,what a fiefiralflc thing tis to be: noble Bride,
there’s fuch delaye'sin tifing,in fitting gownes,in tyring, in ,
pinning Rebatoes,in poaltingdn dinner,in fupperjn Reuels,
atlali of all in curling-the poore nodding fidlers, for keeping
mfltgt gride {9 long v9 fromfweeter Reuelgthatghl could

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then the Bride’s VP, ‘ _ , .
2* 19 {he ‘VP9mY ““0 Ifcc flue hastbcen down: :rL‘m-dhg
“‘CWY 0“ "Me WOmcn {all and fall filll’, and when we hauc .
husband's we Play V9011 Ehcmlxke Virgina“ Iackcs,they muff
ryfe and Fall to our humourspr clfc they'l neucr get any good,
flraincs ofmufickc out ofivs; bu: come now , than: at it for a

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' gldc man;day .plmycs rhea-thecfé and flcalcs vpon vs ; O wcfl
, done wcnchcswvcfl done, well done, fiyou hauc' couescd all!
“ ' the flony way to church With flowers , {is well, 'tis ch,‘
what’s; an Emblcamcztoofio bc-madc ouwfthefc flowers and

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2 . When we come to your yca‘rcs ,\ we {hal icame what

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Flam. As foonc asccc they curred our gates; the :10ny
went,bcfore’they¢camcencre the gem Hallflxc faint, hearted ;
vifliacocs founded ac’lcalhhriq ,

Sirqm'u. Thou {houldfl band‘gge ,
burnt wine and fugar;firra,you,~=fiarx
curry they: firings : Is my daughtcfvp y t! . ..

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one ofou‘t Comedians heatdes, Pull ith Hubble: about you:
bfifine'sandlookc you‘be nymble to flye From the wine, / 0;:
the nymble wine will catch you by the nofe.

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Some in Law Sir Wm’tcr Tore]! read y yet? . 2»
Owner. Rea d y fit; Exit merit)”.

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note of the guei’ccs you haue muited?

Fla/h. Herc Sit, lie pull allyout gucf’ccs om ofmy 130111:an
the men that will come,I haue crofl, but all the Gentlewo-

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may read them thc better; » , -.
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Prick/Imfi,thou hall Ctofl him,heele come. . ; ,
EF/m'h. [had much a doe fir,to dra'w Sit Adam Prickefhafi
bomqbecaufc Itoldcvhim twas early,but heels come. ,
,. .Sir gains. Iuilice Crap,what will he come? ‘
Fla/1;. He tooke phtfickc yeilerday fir.
' Sirquint. Oh then Crop cannot come. . - ‘
Fldfll. O Lord yesfit yeSatwns but to make more [00316
in his Crop for your good cheateflmp will come. '
Sirqm'nt. Widdow‘ g/‘mecr. _ ‘ -
Elth. Shee’s prick: you fee firgaud will'c/ome. ‘
Sirqnint. Sitvdug/Jdn d9 Recs, oh hee’s crol’c twll‘cd'o, fe‘,

' {0, then all thefc‘ Ladyes ,\ that fall doWneWatdes heete.will
E come like, and all thefe Gentlemen that {land right before

them, .
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burden will be butlight. ' _ '

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Sir Adam Prickefhzfi God morrow, god mo'rrow:goc,in,
in ,‘m,to the Bridegroomcstafie a cup oFbumt wine this man
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[Sir qm‘ I am {0 itbchoues me at my daughters weddmg,
in 111,111; fellow put our thy torch, and pun thylclfc 111:0 my
b11ttc1y,1he torch buruesdlm thy hand, the wln‘e will bumc
b: [1261' in thy be lly,i11 1n

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Enter Sir Vaughan and aflfi/i‘ris Mmcucr.

Si1 gain. Sir Vmgbm and W1ddow Winner, welcome,
wolcomc,a thoufand (1.11:5 mylips M1lIris W1ddow {hall bid
you God morro w,i11,in one to the Bndcsroomcghc other to
the Bride. ’

Str Vdughen Why then S 11' qniomiliarz Slam/aafi} I will Rep
Into miflns Bride . and W1ddow Winemr , {hall goc vpon

' M. Bxidcgroomc.

dime”. No pardon, f'orby my truelySn- ’04::ng 119-;

In no dealmos with any M. Bridegroomcs.

Sirqm'n. In W1ddow m in honcflknightin.

51104112 I W111 vlher you 111111113 W1ddow.
Flaflz. Iiiahcth‘ere forfir flaw/Jargon: good Worlhip ~-
S17 Vang. Drinke that 1111111113 Ma. Teeter PM}: , in your‘
ones and belly. /
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thathaue VIheredehis tro‘ope of Ladyes to my daughters
wedding,welcome,welcome all; mufickE‘nay then the bride;

rdome’s commingmhercvarethefe knau: s heerc? ‘ v!

Flflflv. Allhcrc fir.

am Termfiir A-dam,Sir Vaughan,Celefiine,Mineuex-,4n_d
. ot/xr Ladies anddttmddme'Wi‘bligbts.
Teri. God morrow Ladies and fayre troqpes ofgallants,
that have depof'd the drowzy King of fleep , “prawn: our
famine with your rich prefences, I [azure you all; , ‘
/ Each one (here thanks From thanks in genera".
Crij. God marrow M.Bride:grqome,miflrns Bride.
uOmms- God morrnw Mnti'detgronme.
Tar. Gallants I (ha? inezeazeyou to prepare, ’
For Maskes and Renels to deflate the night,
Our Soueraigne will in perfon nice mu marriage.
Sirqm‘n. What will the king be: hem? '

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Sirqu Where be thefe knaues? More more-many and
gloues,gloues,gloues : choofe Gentlemen; Ladyespue on
left skins vpon the skin of {often-.handsfogfo : come miflris:
Bride take you your \place,the olde men firi} , and then the;
B’atchelors;Mv'aydes with the,Bride,Widdows and wines to_
acme: , the priefl's a: Church, tis time that we watch the.

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Her. To thee whofe fore-head (Web with acres,
Whoi'c mofl‘ haunted‘bower
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is Whofe mofi adored name incl’ofeg
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Whore yellow trcfl'es filing;
Bright as 50.271 fire; ,
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For Itotheeand th'me im'mortafl‘namey
In-in-in goldemnnes,
For I to thee and thine immortal‘i name—.— ’
Insfacred raptures flowingfiowingJwimmingfwimminsa:
In facrcd rapiures (wimming, . "
Immortal]namc,gamc,dame,tameJ’achameJame,’ ,
v, an,hatb,fliame,prociaime,oh_——~ ‘ '
j In Sacred raptures flowing,wxii proclaime,not-—-'—.~
0 me thy Priefl infpyre !
For he thee andthine immortall name,
' In flowing numbersfild with fprig ht and flame; "
Good-,goodfin flowing numbers fiidwith {Fright & Bathe; ’

Enter Afinius Bilbo.
A/im‘. Hordce, H ordcqmy fweet mingle , is aiwayes in la-
‘ gbour when I come, the nine Mufes be his midWiu'eva {my
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qhalfingbOuleJthought th’adfldruhkiétolthe‘. ‘

Har, hum-fl haue been in the deuine chour of Terra/1345,:

then m which, Iknow you would fearce haue pledg’d me,
but come fWeetroague’fitfitfit. ' . : , "

Mfimf. Querhea‘dandeares-yf‘aith?! haue a {acke-fuli‘of‘
neWes for thee,th0tirfltalt«plague {ome of them, it God fend
Vs we and health together. I ‘

Hor. 'It's no matter,empty thy facke anon,but come here

fitl’t honefi roague, come. ‘ _
Aflm‘. Ifl goodfif’t goodpure Helicon has
Hor. Dam me if: be not the befl that cue: c'ame ficmme,
if I haueany iudgementJoOke limit 211‘ Epttbaldmzum for Sir
’ Walter Terra/s wedding , my br‘aineshaue giuen afTauIt to it
but this morning. , ‘
Afin. Then lhope to {eethem flye out like gumpotfvdet

‘ _ retenight.

Hor. Nay good roaguematke, fortheyare the befl lyfice
that cuerIdrcw. ' ‘ , : \

‘ Afin. Heet's the beflleafe in Englandbut on, On,Ile bttt k

,tune this Pipe. ‘
HOV. Marke,to theewbofl’fire. beadfwd: with Rafts.
Afin. O fweet,but will there be no exceptions ‘téken,b~e-
caufe fore-head an d fwelh’ng comes together! _‘ '
Hor. Pufh,away,away,its propenbefid e’s tis an elegancy
to fay the Fore head fwcls. ‘ ‘ ' ‘
Afin. Nay an’t be proper,let it Hand for Godsloue.‘

' Hizr. Whofe mol’t haunted bower,
Giues life and fem: to euery flower.
Whofe mofl adored name inclofes,
Things abftrufe, deep and diuine.
Whofeyellowttefles (him, '-

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Bright as E m fire“ “ ‘
wfim‘. O pure,rich,rhcr’s heate in this,on.0n.
.‘ Hor. Bright as E0421 fire» ‘
, 'Omcthy Prleflinfpire! , , n
I For I to rh ee an d thine immortall name-«mark? this.
In flowing nu mbers fild .wnh fpryte and flame.
Afim’. I mary,thcr’s fpryte and flame in this.
Ho’. Apox,a this Tobacco. ‘ '
Afz‘n. Wod ‘rhis cafe were my la'fi,if I did novmarke, my

if; all’s one,1 haue alwayes a confort of Pypcs about me. myne
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done of Gods Angelsfiremembenyou liarr‘ed backrat {Price \
and flame. , 1
flat Forlrorheeandrhlne immortall name,

" In flowing. nUmbers fild wirh'l’prire and flame,
To theeLoues mightiefi King, '
Himmo Hamcn‘does our ch alle Mufe ling.

‘ Afin. Ther’srnuficke inrhis;
, ' Her. Marke now deare efl’fim‘ug

' Lerrhel‘c, virgins quickly fee thee,
Leading out the Bride,
Though rheyr blufhing cheekes they hide,
Yet with kiflés will they Fee thee,
7* To vntye rheerirgin zone,
‘\ They grieue to lye alone. ‘
‘ Afim’. ~ S o doc I by mee . i
. HorXet: wirh ladies wil they fee‘rhecmy Mufe has march:
(dean: tonguejno Fa'rder yet: but how ill ? how ifl? nay'zpre‘a
ghee good Mfihimdeale plainly, doe no: flatter me, ‘co‘mea
I QVVPW ‘ I

44,132“ 1H haue any in dgement: 4
. Hare Nay look you Sir-find then follow a troopef ofbthcr

rieh andlabou1~’deonceipcs, oh the end {hall be admirable 9;
‘bqtrhow iii [wreeiiflnbo,how,how£ ‘ ' '

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Afirri. HI haue any Iudgementyris thebefl Ruff}: that e;
tter drop: from thee; ’

Hor. You ha feene my Acroliickse

.Afi. Ile put vp my pypes and then He Fee anything,

Her. Th'afl a. Coppy of mine Odes to,hafl not Bubo?

Afi. YoutodeSPO that which you l‘pake by word a mouth
at th’ordinary,when Mulco the gull cryed Mew at it:

Hor. A pox on him poore braineles Rookt: and you re-
member,I tolde him his wit lay at pawn: with his new Sat-
tin fute,andb0th would be lofi,for not fetching home by a i
da .

Qfi; At which he would Faine ha blulht but that his pain,
ted cheekes would no: let him. , ,

Hort Nay firra the Palinode, which I meane to Hitch to
my Reuelsjhall bethe belt and ingenious peece that euer I
{wet for; Gay roague, Ile Fat thy fpleane andanake it plump:
with laughter . . ,

Afl Shall If fiyth Ningleflull I l'ee thy fecrets?

Hor. Puh my friends.

Afi. But what fardle’s that?what Fardle’s that?

Her. Fardle,aWay, tis my packet; heere lyes intoomb’ci"
the loucs of Knights and Earlesfieere tis,heere tis, heete tis,
Sir Walter Terils‘letter to me,and my anfwere to him : I no
fooner opened his letter,but there ap cared to me three 310'.
r‘ious Angels,whome Iadom’d,as 1h iectesdoe their Souet
raignes: the honcli knight Angles for my acquaintance,
with fuch golden Baitesc—«but why dool’t laugh my good
toague? how is my anfwere,prethee,how, how 2 »

Afl Anfiverefis Godiudgcme Ninglefor thy wit thou
mayfi anl'wer any Iuflice of peace in England! warrant;tho,ui
Writvfl in a melt goodly big hand too,I like that, & teach} at
leageabiy as fame that haue bin fau’d by their neck~verfc.

_ Her. Buthow dofl like the Kinghtsinditinge
33f: 2f! hgue any iudgement; a pox out, heet’s worlhip—E
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-.V full lynes indeed,heer’s fluii'e: but firra Ningle g'ofwhatfrk '
E _ {hion is this knights winch what blocke? ‘. ,
E Afi. W hy you fee;wel,wel,an ordinary In genuity,a good '
?. wit for aknight,you know how, before God Iam haunted »
I with fame the mofl pittyfull dry gallants . (a Fat off:
Afin‘iTroth fo I think;goo d peeces oflantskip, lhew belt
Her. I,l,l,excellent fumpter horl'es , carry good deaths;
but hoh‘efi roaguc,come,what ne ws,wh at newes abroad 3 I
haue heard a the horfes walking a’th top oFPaules. ,
.V Afi. Ha yezwhy the Captain Tucca rayles vpon you mofi '
s prepol’tetoufly behindc your backe,did you not heare himz‘ _
3? kg Ho. ‘\ pox vpon hin: :by the white 84 felt hand oFMmemas
_ Ile make him the moPt ridiculous: dam me if I bring not’s
“t“ humor ath fiage: «St--i'ctiruy lymping tongu’d captainemoof
' greafie buffet Ierkin,~hang him : tis out of his Element toera.
duce me: Iam too wellranckt Afinius to bee fiab’d with his " ’
dudgion wit: firra,Ile compofeanEpigram vp'on him, {hall
oe thus '
Afi. Nay I ha more news, ther’s Cril'pinus 8: his Iorney‘ ‘
man Poet Demetrius Faninus too,they (Wear: they’ll bring
your life at death vpon’th fiagelike a Bricklayer in a play.
Hor. Bnbo they mui’r prefl'e more valiant wits than theyr
ownzto do it: me ath fiagefhafiraJle fiarte thence poorefcop-r
perolace workmaflers,that dare play mezlcan bring (85 ' that,
, they quake at)a,p repar’d troope of gallants,who for my fake
flaal dil’cafle euery vnfalted line,in their fly~blowne Comedies
= .Aszay that’s eertaine,ile bring I oo.gallants of my ranke
Her. That fame Crifpinus is the {illicit Dor, and Paninuaj
- the flightefl cob-web-lawne peace of a Poet,oh God! ‘
Why fhould I care what euery Dor doeh buz
In credulous eares,it is a crowne to me,
That the bcfliudgements can report me wrongtia
‘ 9/! f1; 1 am one ofthem that can report it:
Her, I thinke but what they are,and am no: moou’d;
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The ma lightlyolupfugus Regular,
The Other, 21 Grange axwgating gufic’c,
meimpudemfind arrogant e nough . x . ‘
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‘ Crif. Menace. ‘
.-,. Dem. Flaccus.
C71]. Harrammotvp yet; .
'h’on l’eacc,zrca<lfottly, hydc myPapertguho’sthis {G
, cazly?
_ Some oi’my rookesfome of my guls?

. (hf. Harmmflaccus.

. ng. Who’sthere ?fltay,treadc fof'tly : Wat Teri]! on my
life: who’sthcre? my gowne fwcete roague, {0, come VP,
come m. °

Enter Crifpinus and Demetrius.

' (if God mormw Horracc. \

Her. O,God faue you gallants.

(72f 'Afzm'm Bubo well met.

Afim Nay I hope {0 Crifpinus , yet I was ficke a quar-
ter ofa yeare a go: ofa vehement great. ‘toorh-atch ,; a pox:
om,it bit me vilye,as God {a me la lkncw twas you by your
knotking {o {cone as I {aw you ;Oemct.nus Fanningwilyou
take; a whim: this morning?—1 bsuc tickling gear: nowgheetk.
that-will play with youmofcfinda pypc of mine own: (cow:
ring too. , ' . l

chm. Land 2 Hod gflucad too ofyour ownc,but that will ~
,ncuer be fc’owred cleane I feare. '

v1 fin. I burn: my pypc yeflcrnight,and twas neuervfdc
fincc,ifyou ‘will tis at your feruicc gallants.a,nd Tobacco too,
as rightpudding I can tellyou; a Lady or two, took: a pype ‘
(911,9! two at m y hands,an praizdc it for the Hcaugns,l;1§i§

 
, _ \ theHu morous'Pneti

’ IfillFlanniii‘s? » ‘ , ‘ ‘ " s ,

'Dcm.‘ [than-Ire you good Afinius Foryourlou‘e,‘ , ~ ‘ 3. g.

, I fildome take that. Phifickegisenoughi' '4 ' '

' Haumg fo much foolc to take him infnufi'c. “ .

‘ H07: Good Bubo readfome bookefind rgiuc vs leaner-.6 ‘

‘ Af. Lean: haiie youdeare Ninglegmafrry for reading any

book He take my death vpontfas my Ningle fayes)tis out of

*\ my Elmiérmo faith,errerfince I felt one hit me ith teeth that
the greater“: Clarkts are no: the wife-Pt men,could I abide to
goe toSchoolc,I Was at Am prtfimi andlef‘cthercvi yet be-
caui'e ile not be counted a worlh foole thenI am , Ilc tuine
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Hor. To {he my Fatefihac‘when I dip my pen '
In dii’tilde Roles,and doe (trim: to dreine,
Ourofinyne lnke all gall;thar when I wey
Each {illahlcl write or {peake,becaufe .
M inc enemies with flurpe and fearehing’cye: ,
, Locke through 8: through me,caruing myyoore labours
‘ Like an Anatomy: Oh heauens to fee, '
That when my lines are meafur’d outas l’rraighc
AS cuen Paralels,tis Grange that Hill ,
Still {ome imagine they are drawn: awry.
The error is not minebut in they: eye,
That cannot take proportions. '
Crif. Horrace,l-lorrace,
To {land within the (ho: ofgailingtongues.
Proues not your giltfor could We write on paper, '
Made ofrhefe turning leaues ofhcauenghe cloudcs,
Or fpeake with Angels tongues = yet wife men know,
That Fome’wouldfhakethe head,tho Sai'nts-fliould fing,‘
Some {makes muff hiffe‘,becaufethey’rebor’nc with Rings, ’
Hair. Tis trite. ' ‘ V - ‘ ’ '
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The Makers workmanfhip; be no: you grieu’d ‘
If that which you moldeffaire'wpright and {mood},
Be Skr'wcd awry,madecrooked,lame and vile,
By rackingCOments,attd calumnious tongues,
So to be hit ' it rankcles nor : For innocence
May with a-{eather btufh of? the Foulel’r wrongs.
But'when your daflard wit will firike at men
In corners,an‘d in riddles folde the vices
Ofyour befl friends,you mufl not take to heart,
If they take offall gilding From‘their pilles,
And onely offer you the bitter Coare.
Hor. Crifpinus. >
. Crz'. Say that youhaue not fworne vnto yourPaper,
To blot h er white cheekes with hér dregs and bottome
OF your friendspriuate vices -: fay you {weare
Yourloue and your aleageance to bright vertue
Makes you defcend lb low,as to put on
The Office ofan Executioner, ,
011er to Hrike ofi’the head offinne,
W here ere you finde it fiandiug.
Say you fweare;
And make damnation parcell of your oath,
That when your laflaingief’tes make all men bleed;
Yet you whip none.Court,Citty,countryfrknds,
Foes,all muf’t { mart alike ,4 yet Court, nor Citty,
Nor foe,nor friend,dare winch at you; great pittyi ' ‘
Dem. IFyou fweare, dam me Faninuspr Crifpinus, . ~ 1%
Or to‘t'he laW(Our kingdamesgaldm cbaine) ' ‘1
To Poets dam mc,or to Players dam me,’
If I brand you,or you,tax youfcourge you:
I wonder then,that_ offiue hundredfoure hundred fine;
2 J Should all point with their fingers in one irritant
; - 7 At one and the fame mane ” “W” “ '
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‘33:". I C0111 c,you cannmcxcufi: it . 5. . ._ W‘ ~* [r
H1r.Hcarcme,Ica11
Dem. You muff daubc on thick: collouts then to hide 1.!-
, Crif. WL co 111: like your Phif' t10n9,t0 purge V -
4 \ You: fie kc and dmngcroas mind: ofhcr difeafc. .
fD-m In trorh wcdoe ~,ou<oFou1-loue s We comfi', 1 W/
And no: rcuengebut iF you [hike vs Hill, 1 1 I ‘
‘ , We 1111111 defcnl our reputations: , ‘
Our pens {halllikeour {words be alwayes meath'd,; ; g ,5 , ;
anciie 1:00 much prouockc,Horaccifchc11 ' '1 ' ' _, _
They draw blond ol’you, blame vs 1101:,we a1: men:flVflK/§%// g
, Comeficnhy Mufe but: vp .1 {member fayle, ' ‘ a-_ if if ‘5
, T1s<hecafie (I 11 dchabzl‘cl’cr’ute to mile. . '; “:2 v " ~
Hm: Deliucr meyourliands. I 1011: you both, _ r, . (/17? /
Asticarc as my OW’IC fiulcyroouc me 311? when . .- ‘ '
Iliull c1 adacc on, 11111 c 1116 thefcomc 0 men. (’flffi,’ ’ / '
Both. Enouéluwe arc Friends. 07m flfl/ 7”
Crz. What reads Afinius.
AG. By my crathhecr’ s an excellent comfortable booke
it 5 mol} fweetrcading 111 it. , W / ,V
Dem. Why,wl1atdocsic fmcllofBubox‘j v ‘. . 5 i A" ‘7" 9 .711
AF. Alas 11:11" ml: of RoIE-icaues a little too. . " “f ' 4
H01. Then it muff needs be a fwecc bo‘okeJ he would faint ,
perfu 11c his 1gnerance
Afi. I warrant he had wit in him that pcn’ti 11:1,
Cri/Z Tts good yet a fool: will confcflc truth =
Afi’. The whoorfon made mcmcetcwith a hard [file in
two 01‘ three {faces as I went 01111111111. . ‘ 1
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Her. Gods (Mm: mean: youto Iatthis Fellowdog you
into my Chamber? , ' .

.Blm. Oh , our hone-P: Captayne , come. prethcc 1:: vs
{cc . ‘ ' / '

T me. Why you bafiaxds ofninc whoorcs. the Mufcs,why
doe- you walk beer: in this gorgeous gallery of gallant mucm
“01:“ , with thacwhoorclhn poore lyme 86 hayrc- rafcall 9
w y—-——— ‘

(ML 0 poace good Tucca,wc are all f' worn e fric nds ,

Tuc. Swornc,that Iudas yonder that walkcs in Rugfwill
dub you Knights ath poflc , if you fcruc vnder his band of
03ths,thc coppcr‘faa rafcal wil for a good [upper out fweare
tweluc dozen ofgrauud Imycs. ' ‘

Elms. A pbx om, not done yet , and bin about it three
daycs? , ‘.

How. By Icf'u within this hourc , fan: you Capzaync
Tucca. ' , '

71w. Dam thee,thou thin bearded Hermaphroditc,dam
theefilcfi (am: my fclfc for one I warrant thee, is this thy Tub
Diogincse ’ l *

Her. Yes Captaine this if: my poorc lodging. V ‘

Afin. Marrow Captains Tucca , will your Whig; this

' mowing?

Tue. Art thou there goatcs pizzclgno godamercy Cain:

,/ I amfor no whifi's I,comc hcchc'r flmcepéskm-wcaucr,sffOOte
‘ thoulookf’c as though nh’adfl beg’d Out of a ‘Iaylc .- drawer,

lame-an: notthy face(for tis not worth drawing) ‘bucdrawc
ncc‘cc: this way, martch , follow your commaunder you

. fcoundrell: So,thou mufl run, ofancrrand for mac Meg-ho; ’

flophilcs. 4 ' , .1 , _ ,
Hor. To doc you pleafure Captayne I will, but wheat
the: ' ‘ ' “$33

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:5 , d’ofi gloare: Ile march through thy dunkirkes guts, for moo;

ting idles at me, , .« .

Har . Deere C aptaine but One word; s -

Tm. Out bench-whifller out,ile not take thy word for a
dagger Dye : you browne—bread—mouth fiinker,ile teach thee
; to tame me into Bankes his horfe,and to tell gentlemen I am
a luglcr,and can {hew trickes.

Har. Captziine Tucca,but halte a word in your care.
Tm. No you {laru’d raltal,thou’t bite off mine cares then; '
you mull haue three or foure fuites ofnames,when like a low-

5 , fie Pcdieulous vermin th’al’t but one [hire to thy backe : you

;- ' mull be call’d Afpemnd Criticus,and Horace,thy tytle‘s Ion-v

get a reading then the Stile a the big Turkes : Afper, Criticus,

i QiifltUS,Horatius,Flacucs. '

g“ Han Captains I linow vPon what euen bares I Rand, and

therefore --—- . \ , -

T m. Bafes: wud the roague were but ready for me. I t

_;‘B[;m. Nay prethee deate Yucca, come you [11311318ka

Tuc. Not hands with great Hunkes there, not-hands , but
lle {bake the gull-groper out of his tan’d skinne. . .

Cnfp . c? Dcmc. For our fake Captaine , nay prerhe'c

holde. ~. ' i ' ,

Tue. 1 hou wrongfl hcere a good honefi ral'call C rifpi- '
nus , and a poore varlet Demetrius Fanninus( bretheren, in
thine own: trade of? oetry) thou fayl’c Crifpinus Sattin dublee
.is Reaucl'd out heerc, and that this penurious fneaker is out at

,elboes,g©_e tWO my good full month” d ban-dog, lle ha the:
friends With bath, _ 4 ’ ~ g;

1 Her. With all my heart captaine Tucca,and with you toog
Ile layc my handcs vnder your feete , to keep: them from
aging.

OWZM- Can you haue any more? , A \ a
‘ Tue. Saii’t thou me fo,olde Coale come-{don’t then; yet ti!
; no matter, neither , lle haue the: in league firfl with thefe two '

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, The 'vnttufsingof
rowly powhes-:thcy Had be thy Damons and thou their Pitityl
all}: ;Crifpinus {hall giue thee an oIde e35}, Fattmihitefind De-
metrius {half write thee a Scene or me, in one oi" thy fitting
garlicke Comedies; and thou {bait take, the guilt of‘confein.
ence for’t,and Meat-eds thine owne olde Iad,txs thine ow: e:
thou neuer yet fels’t into thehands offaccin, didfif.

Her Neuet Captainel thanke God.

THC Goe too,th'ou {halt now King Gorbodm igthou (halt,
becaufe He ha thee damn" d , II-e ha thee allin Sattin: Aiber.
Ct‘iticus,QJintus,Horatius,Fiaiccus,CtifiiiimIs {hal doo’t,th0tt_
fltal: doo’t,heyre apparant ofHeIiCOii,tii on Utah: (10012.

wfi. Mine Ingle weare an olde cai’t Sattin {site}-

Tuc. Iwafer-fltce your Nincle.

wfl. Ifhe carry the minde 3f: Gentleman, he'll’fc or 136 5‘

' at’s heel: .-

Tuc. Mary muffegny man a ginger—bread , wilt eate any
[mail coale: '
Afr. No Captain e,wod you {hould Well know-it , great
coale {hall not Eli my beliie. .
Tue. S come it, dot} Rome to be arrefied at, one ofhis olde
Suites? _
Bar; No CaptaineJie Wefll’C any thing.
> T1401 know thou Wiitdknow th’art an honeii low minded“:
Pigmeyfor Iha feene thy {boulders Tape in a Plaiers old «We,

vCloakeJike a Slie kuaue as thou amend when thou ranit mad

for the death of Horatio: thou borrowedfl a gowne ofRofci-
us the Stager,(that honci’t Nicodemus.)and {end} it home low-
fi e,didi’t net? Rcfponde, didii not? ‘
Elam. So,fo,no more ofthis,within this home-—
Her. If I can found recreate to my wits , with Whome thi
leader is in skirmifhfll‘e cnd’within this houre. . »
' Tuc- What wut end: wut hang thy i‘elfe now} has he not.

Writ Finis yet Iacke? what will he bee fifteene weekes about
this Goskattiessg egg: :99} .1355 Ets no: Edith} yeti net.

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B mn- Notyet,hee fwcaresheewill Within this hofiié? i
Tm. His wicces are loinewhat hard boundzthe Puncké

his Mule has fore labour ere the whoore bee deliuercd : the
poore faf‘fron—cheeke Sum-burnt Gipfie wantcs Phificke; iue
the hungrie—face pudding-pye-eater ten Pilles: ten” {hi1 ingk
.giy fairs Angelica, they‘l make his Mufe as yare as atum‘
; let. ' i '

73!”. He {hall not want for money if heele write.

Tm. Goe by lei-onimo, goe by; and heere,drop the ten
flwillingsinto this Bafon; doe,drop’,when lacket hee {hall Call.
me his Moece’nas:bcfides,lle dam vp’s Ouch-mouth for ray]-
ing ac's: So,i{l tight lackez’ il’c {’(erling :‘ fall ofl’ now to the
vauwai‘d of yonder foure Scinkers, and aske alowdc if wee
Fhall {302 f the Knight {hall defi'ay Iackc , the Knight:
iwheu It comes. to Sizmmd total}: , the 'Knyght , lhe
Knight. * v V

BE”. Well Gentlemen,we’llleaue you,fhall we goe Cap-
fainez‘ good Hefrace make fame hall. .

H01“. He put on win gs. '

flfin. l neuer {awe mime Ingle fo dalht in mylifc be;
fore. ‘ -

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e/j/i. Mas you fay true, bee was dafht worfe once going

‘( in a rainy day) with a [peach to’ch Tiltayard , by Gods

’_ =lyd has call’d him names,a dog would not: put vp,that had 3-.

E} ny difcreation. ' '

‘3 ‘Tm. Holde,holde vpthy hand, I ha {cone the day thou
’didl’tnot {come to holds vp thy golles: Ith’S a Souldiers'
‘Spur—royéll,twelnepence: S:ay,becaufelknow thou caiiPc
not write without quick-liluer; vp agen, this gall agcn, I glue

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teflonmote 5 goe , thou and thy Mufc munch,doe, munch 5.
come my dear: Mandrakejf okcldring fall not to decay, thou
{halt flo'rifh: fareWcll my {wcct e/Imdzzs dc ganlefarcwdi.

Hor. Deare Captainc.

Tm. Come Iacke.

Dem. [\‘ay Captain’c Ray, we are of your band.

Tm. March fan-h then:

/ Cr}. Horace farcvvell,aduc Afinius Exwhr.

MfiNinglc lets goe to fame I aucmc,and dine tOgether,
for my flomacke rifes at this funny leather Captains.

Ho'r. No,thcy hauc choakc me with mine ownc difgrace,
Which (foolcs) ile {pit again: eucn in your face. lixmnt

Enter Sit Quintilian ‘ horth ofc,‘ ir Adam, Sir
V aughan,M1neuet with/omngmm.

Sirqm'mi. Knaucs, Vadcts, what Lungis , giue me a dozén
of Rooks there.

Sir Vau. ' Sefi: plan}: vs all in our fine fences a poet; , what
mean: ycerfir Kmtihan Sorthofc to H and (0 much on a donut

flooles,heere be not preaches innffc to hydc a. dozen Hoolcs,

~anefl‘e youkvifl‘c fonde of vs preakc hrs finncs.

Sir gain. I fay fir Vaughan no {hinne fhal be» broken beer; l.

whatlungisg chayrc w1th a fitonge backe , a nd a {oft taping,
great with childe, with a when for this reuerend Lady. .V ;
e714 inm.’ God’neuer game me the gracc‘to be a Lady ,yec'

“13 becnc WOrfhipt in my ccnfcience to my face athoufandf/~

times,I cannot denye fir Vaughan, butthat I hauc all implo—
:ments,bclonging to the vocanon ofa Lady. ‘

Sir Wing/9m. Ittufi mifiris Mmeutt you haue allahoncfi‘_

Loman fhud bane?

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or tho that ferue my turne ,‘ and other things which Ide‘ bee
[loath euery one {hould fee,bec aufe they fhal not be common,
1am in manner ofa Lady in one point; 7‘
S til/mtg. I pray miliris Mineuetsfiet vs all fee that point for
; our better vnderllanding. K
{file} For ] ha fome thin g es that were fetchtfl aln furejas
farte as fame of the Low C o‘untries, and I payde {weetly for
them too,and they tolde me they were good for Ladies.
Szr qui. A nd much good do‘t thy good heart faire widdow

with them .‘ e
. Mm. I am fayre enoughto bee a Widdow , Sir 03in
tillan. - ‘ ‘

Sufi'Udlrg . In my foule and confidence , and Well f’auoured
enough to be a Lady : heeteis fir K imilian Sorthofe,and heere
' ‘ is fit a dam Pricklhafm l‘ehtleman of‘a very good braine, and
, :Wcll headed: you fee he fhootes his bolt fildomc , but when /
A dam lets goe,he hits : and heere is fit Vaughan ap Rees , and
I beleeue ifGod fud take vs all from his mercy ,as I' hope hee
will not yetgwe all three lone y on, at the bottome of our. beL
‘ lyes , and our hearts: and therefore millris Mineuet , if you
‘ ‘pleal‘e, you {hall be knighted by one ofvs,whom you {all de-
firetoput into yourdeuice and minde. _ ~ ‘ .
Mm. One l mull haue fir Vaughan. \ f ‘ ,
Szr gm 27, And one ofvs thou {halt haue Widdow. _. y
. ’ fi/Im; OneI mu’fi ha‘ue,for now euery one feekes to crow .
"- .ouer me. , r ; . ’
,‘I ~ , Sari/mg. By Sefuand if I finde-any crowingouer you,& he
, ‘ , . were alcoéke(come out asthrré‘agsin Turkeys country)tis pol"-
‘fiblc to cuthis combe off. _" .. ‘
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v. y ir Addm. I am in abrow-ne Prudynny dearefif loue {hould ‘
' bee turned into abeafl, what beat): hee were fitto bee turned '
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' Sirqw‘nfi. I tbinkc 811' Adam an AGE, beam-(E: of his boa-f
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€141». I thinkeflauing your teu-erence)'Sir Adam a pup pyg
for a dog is the moi} lou-ing creature to a chmhan that is,vnles
it be a Chiide.

Sir Ad. No, I thinke if loue {bould beeturn‘d away , and
get: to {true any beafl , it mutt bee an Ape , and my reel-5

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Sir V4ugh._ Sir Adam,an Ape‘?tber’s no more realbn in an
Ape,tban in a very plaine Monkey ; for an Ape has no tayle,
but we all know, or tis our duty to kuow,loue has two ta1les ;
In my flxdfinent,ifloue be a beafl,that beat’: is a bunce ofaed-
dis; for a bunce ofReddis is wife m eate without Mutton ,and '
[o is Ioue.

Mi. Tbét’s'the yawning Captaine ( {3.1!ng your reuerencc
that has fuch a {ore mouth) would'hne day ne-cdcs perfivadc
me,thatloue was a Rebato; and his reafon was (farting your
rcuerence)that a Rebato was worn: out with burning too of.
ten; and’fo he [aid loue was.— , ’

Sir "(1)4ng. And Mafler Captaine Tucca fayd wifely too;
lone is a Rebate indeedc: a Rebate mufi be poakedg'now
many women wearc Rebatocs , and many that wear: RC":
baro es ........_.

Sir Adan. Mun be poakc.

S ir V4”. Sir Adam Prickfhaft has hit the cloute. ‘M'gficke

S zrqm'. The Muficke fpcakes to vs,we’ll haue a dauncc be?
fore dinner. ~‘ .

EnterSit Walter Tertiil, Crelefiine, Blant, Crifpinus, ‘ 3

and Demetrius, mar} one witbjd L451}, , — ' ’

All. The King’s at hand. - " ~ ‘ ‘

Tar. Father the King’sethand. ,.

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yon‘my hm vs all by theearcs; . “

3mm His Grace com as a Hallvzn‘lets , Where be my
m :n? blo .v,blow your colds, Trumpets till they fwcnc; tickle
fill 3:.ntlll Eh 3y found agen. ‘

'Bimz. Bell goc meets hisG‘race.

A31. Agree}. -

Ss‘r' Vang. Pray all {land bat-63:13 Well men as women. : Sir
Adam is befiyou hideyonrluad For fear: you: wifl: brainss
take kty-colfile: on afora Sir Kinsllianfientlernen fall in before

h: Ladycs , in foam :1 y order and falhion 5 {0. tbls is com:-

tyc .

Enter Tmmlocts formding,.rb:y gae to the doore,4nd mm‘e the King
4.33.4, .1233, Tmmmm' Mil/f tine Trumpmfonnd the Kingis waif
com’djvflés the Bride, mi honor: {I}: rBride"

’ ‘ gramez'n dwmbsflzcw.
King. Ndy'lfyom pleafurcs {brinke at fight ofvs,
We {11 all repent this labour,Milliris Bride
You that fox; fp eakingjbur one word to day,
'Nluf’c loofc your head'a: night; you that do: {land 7 4 a A;
Taking‘yotn‘ l‘afi l-cauc of‘vxrginityg‘ ‘ ' ‘ ' ' ’ ‘
You that being well‘begunnnull not be Maid: :
Winne you the Ladi $11:th men will W006;
Ourfelfc will leade niy blufhing B’ridc With you. >
Sm muggy. Go , [)ch17 your Maielly,a11d fend yout'o‘be-
along King William Rufus ouer vs,wh-en he fees his times 8:.
plea urcs. * ' -* ' '

Kzrgg. Wee thank: you good “Sir Vanghan, wee-will take-

your meaning no: your words.
’ Sirq-ainr. : Lowde Muficke there; = ' '

S rVau. I ’am glad your Maicfiy will take any thing at my
band‘sg my Words [trail in Sefu,are fpoken b‘ctwcenermy‘ foule
and body togethgr,and bane neither Felonies nor treafons ao-
bouttlimnfi hope. ’

Kim Goodwordfi Si: Vaugh an,l prethce giuevslcauc.

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' Anfclls blefle me, what ayles his maiefiye to be {0 tedious and
difliculc'in his right mindes now, lholde my life that 15 lerafa ‘

call-rymer Horace hath puzd and puzcl aboue a hundred merie
tales and lyce, into his great and princely cares : by god and he
yfe it, his‘being Phoebus'priel’r cannot {aue him, if hee were‘his
Sapline too ide preafe vpon his coxcomb : good lord blefle me
out of his maiellies cellcr : King Williams, I hope tis none of;
fences to make at feippli'catiou to god a miglitie for your long

life :for by {hefu lhaue no meaning in’t in all the world; vnlesri

r'alcalls be here that will hauc your grace take {hallfie for fliees,
and vnlclle Horace has sent lyce to your maieiiy,

ng Hora ce,what’s he fir Vaughan? ,

ngb; Ashard-fauourd a fellow as your mcieflie has feene
in a fommers day: he does pen, au’t pleafe your grace, coyes

that will not pleafe your grace gtis a Poet, we call them Bardes a
in our Countrie, finges, ballads and rymes, and lwas miglrtia'

fealous, that his Inke which is blacke and full ofgall; ihadvbi‘o-

light my name to your maiefi'ie, and {o liftedivp your bye and”,

princely c oller.. ,
- qug I neither know that Horacemor mine anger,
If as thou fail): our‘hig‘hand prinCely choller
Be vp, wee’l tread it down: with daunces ; [ adies
Loofe nor your men; faire lllfiafurCSelnufi be tread,
When by {0 firm a dauncer yOu are leads
7 ‘Vdflgb. Millris Mmiuer : i- »
Min Perdie fir Vaughan I cannot dance.’ ‘ , - ..
banging Perdie by this Miniuer eappe, and acording to his
mafel’ries leaue too, you’ {all he put in among theife Ladies, 8:
daunce ere long I crefi in godfile faking ofrhe feetee. L i

The] demo: afirxiizc; and Mail]? the mm keep: on, the ,
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, Kin. That tume faire Bride {hews you mat} tu
In thaf‘fweet dauncc Whlch (teales away delight
Cree, Then pleafute is a theife,a fit,a Feauet:

Kin. T:ue,he’s the thiefe,but women the receiuer.

another chmgqtlaqfitlltmzbc reflgae on.

me athighg

Kim This change fweet Maide , ‘faies you mufl change

As Virgins doe; ’
_ Cd. Virgins nere change their life,
t A , ~ She thafis wiu’d a maide,ts Maid: and wife.
' Kin. But {he that dyesa Maideg—n
Cal. Thrice happy then.
Km. Leades A es in hell.
(at. Better lea eAPes then men;

.Attbt} thirdcbange the} maligned {be weekly the 16ng

Kin. Well met.

Cal. Tis‘ouettaken.‘ _

Kim Why fair: fwcet'.’

[It]. Women are ouettaken when they meetcg

Kin. Your blond fpeakes. like a coward. ' ‘ '

(.210 It were ood ,
1f cuety Maiden filtfihfltadvfuch a blond.

(yourlnfe,

Km. A cowaxd bloud,wby whom {hould maidens feare? ‘
Ce. Memwere Maides cowards,they’d not come [0 acre; . ‘

My Lord the Meafure’s done,I pleade my dueeie.
Kim Onelie my heart takes meafure of thy bean-tie.

Sir gain. Now by my hof'eI fweare,that’s no deepc oath;

This was afine tweet earthquake gentlie moou’d, ‘
By the (of: Winde ofwhtfpring 'Silkes : come Ladies,
Whofeioynts are made out of the dauncing Otbes,
figmefiflow me,walke a cotde meafure now;

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In the Brides Chamber 5 your hot beautie’s melt,
Take eucrie one her”fan,giue them their Places,
And? waue the Northern: winde vpon .youtfaccs.

Cele/fins 52ml m’lthe Lady“ doing obeyfzmce to the Kingmivo 9913?;
ktjfcs ber, ExeunQSkm'! 30/65 manning tbsmflbg
gallant: flame! aloofit.

Ki”. Sir Walter Terrill.
Tm My confirmed Leigc
Ki. Beautie out of her bountie,thce hath lent;
More then her owne withliberallextem.
Tor. What meancs my Lord? , A
Kin. Thy Bride,thy choice,thy wife, .
She that is now thy fadom,thy new world; . J i
That brings thee peoplmnd makes little fuhieélsé:
Kne‘ele atthyfeetegobays in enetie thing ,
Soe uerie Fathet. is a ptiuate King,
Tar. My L0td,her.beautv is thepoorel’t part3"
Chieflie her vertues did endowe ”my heart. . a
Kin. Doe not back-bite her bea'uties,'they all. thine;
Brighter on theebecaufe the heatnes atr: thine, . '
To thee more faire, toeothets her two lips ‘
Shew like a parted Moone in thine Eclipfc; - é ,
That glamlceflthich lobetsTmon'gfl theinfclllcs .deui . ,3
Walkcsas innifibletoothets eies :. ‘ ‘ ' . “
‘Giue me thine care. ' 3
Cri. What meanes the King?
Ema. Tis a quaint (iraine.
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Tar. She is toocouife an obiefi for the C 51m; * ' ' ‘
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Kin. Thou darfi not Watt ‘ ‘
Tar. My Lord Idare,buc‘«-—r-‘r
ng. ButI fee thou dart} not.
Tar. This night. ‘
King. Yea,this niglit,tush thy mind e rep airea 1mg _
The more thou talk’fi ofnight,the more thou datll not; .
Thus farre I tend,I wod but turne this {pheate,
OfLadieseyes, and place it in the Comt, _.
Wherethy faite Bride {hould for the Zodiackc {hint ,
And euery Lady elfe {it for a figne.
But all thy thoughts areyellow,th y fweet blond
\ Rebels,th’art iealous Wat; thus with proude teu els
To emmulate the masking firmament,
VVhere Starres dance in the filuer Hall ofheauenx ,
Thy pleafuxe Chould hefeafoned,and thy bed
Relish thy Bride,But,but thou datl’t not VVat.
Ten. My Loordl dare. '
Kin. Speake that agen.
\ Tar. I dare. ‘ ' ,
Kin. Agen kinde VVat,and then I know thou datflg
Tar. I dare and will by that ioynt holy oath,
VVhich fheand I {were to the hooke ofheaucn'g 7 ,
This very day when the fiu'ueying Sunne, ' , _* '3 ‘
Riz like a witnes to her faith and mine, i V
By all the loyalty that fubieé‘ts owe ‘
To Maiefly,by that,by this, by both,
.1 fweare to make a double guardedaoath,‘
This night yntainted by the touch ofinan,
She {hall a Virgin come.
Kin. To Court! Tar. To Court .
_I kn'owItookea woman to my wife, ,,
Andl know women to be earthly Moones,
That neucr lhine till night,I know they change ‘
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Steals to their fweete Endimions,to be cut'cl ,
With better Phificke,fwcetcr dyer drinkes,
Then home can minillcg : all this I know
Yet know not all,but giucmelcauc 0 King, .
To Mall of mine,and laietbat I know none;
I hauca woman but not 1th1 a one.
Kim Why,fhe’s confirmed in thccgl now approoue her; » '
Ifconllant in thy thoughts who then can moouc her:
. e mar Sir (mintihan. , .

Sirqm‘. Wilt pleal‘e your Higlmcs take your place within I, 'f
The Ladies attend the Table. .

Km. Igoe good Km ght; Wat thy oath.

Ter. My Lotd,
My oath’s my honour,my honour is my life"
My oath ls confiant,fo IhoPe my wife. ' Exeuml ' ,.

822m Horace in his true armefifinius bearing bi: Clad/(e.

. Afi. If you fiye out Nin gle,heet’s your Cloakc; I thinke it
tame: too.‘ * , , j
Ha. Hide my {boulders in’t. _ ,
' c/Ifi. Troth {o th’adflneede,f'or now thou artin thy Pee
and Kue; thou hall fuclfa villanous broad backe ,that IWar.
rant th'art able to beare away any mans iefles in England.

Her. It's well Sir,I ha firength to beare yours mec thinkes'g
fore God you are growne a piece ofa Ctitillfince you fell in.
to my hands : ah little roague,your wit has pickt vp her crums
Prettio and well. , r

Aft. Yes faith,I finde my wit a themending hand Ninglo,
troth I doe not thinke but to proceede Poetalter next Gom— :
mcncemEnt,ifl haue my grace perfcéllie: cu erie one that con-:-

»fer with me nowfiop their nofc in merriment: and Meat: I

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but at Barbers lafl damand when he was renclng my face, did
but crie outfellow thou m aklt me Carmine too long , 8e {byes
he {ayes hyee,Ma!ler e/Ifimm Balm, you hauc eene Horaces
wordes as right as if he had {pit them into your mouth.

Hor. VVell, away deare Afinius, deliuer this letter to the
youn gGallant Dwfo,he that fell {0 iltongly in louc with mee
yeflernight. " v

Afin. It’s a l'weete Muske-cod , a pure i’pic’d-gull; by this
feather I pittie his Ingenuitzes 5 but had writ all this fi nce N in-
gle? I know thou hall a good running head and thou lii’tefi,

Hor. Foh come,your great: belly’d wit mull long for euery
thing too; why you Retake, I haue a fet of letters readie Hatch:
to my hands,which to any fi‘eih fuitcd gallantthat but newlie
enters his name into my rowle,1 fend the next morning , ere
his tena clocke dreame has rize fi‘om him, on elie with clap-‘
ing my hand to’t,that my Nouice {hall iiart,ho and his haire
Rand an end , when hee fees the fodaine Haih of my Writing;
What you prettic Diminitiue roague‘we mufl haue fali'e fiers
to amaze thefe {bangle babies, thefe true heires of Ma.“1uiiice
Shallow.

Afi. I wod alwaies haue thee fawce a Fool: thus.

Her. Away,and,flay :heere be Epigrams vpon Tucca , dis
vulge thefe among the gallants; as for Crifpinus , that CniL
pin-afl'e and Fannius his Play-drefiér; who (to make the-
Mufés beleeue,their fubieé’ts cares were flaru’d, and that there
was a dearth ofPoeiie)cut an innocent Moore' i’th middle, to
'{erue him in twice; 8: whenhe had done,made“Poules.worke
ofit,as for theié Twynnes .thefe Poet-apes :

TheirMimieke trickes {hall feruc -
With mirth to feat} our Mufe , whilfi their owne flarne-~ ‘

Aft”. VVell Ningle lle trudge , hut: where’s the Ram-
deuow? , 4 ' .

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lanes worfhip,to his Rofamond: the fecond,Mi{iris Miniueri,
ecaufe [he does not thinke {b {blindly ofhis lame Englifh as
he could wifhfl ha gull’d his Knight-{hip h :ere to his face,th
bane gitien charge to his wintking vnderflandmg not to Per.
ceiue it: my Gods foamy deate Buha- '
e/Jfi'. I am gone. i t . Exit.
Bar. The Mufes bitdes the Bees; were hzu°d and fled,
V5 in our cr,adle,thereby prepheeyin g;
Tim we to learned mm [haxldeCedy/an,
B m to the “auger ma! Malta-mt: brainc,
Should loath to pro/Zimte our virgin/faint. _
N o,out {harpe pen {hall keep the world in awe; ,
Horace thy Poefie,worm wood wrest-hes {hall weate;
We hunt not for mens loues but for their feare. . Exit;

£12m St: A dam amdMiniucr;

Win. 0 Sit Adam Prickfhafi , you are a the bow hand

‘ 'wide,a long yard I allure you : and as for Suitors, truelie they
all gee downe with me,they haue all one flat aanere. .

' Sir Adm. All Widdow a not all,let Sit Adam bceyqux;

fish that: hill, 7 .

Enter Sit thitilian.

“Sir quim "Widdow,art H olne fidom Tablez'l Sir Adam,

Are you my rinall? well ,flye faire y’are bell;
The King’s exceeding metric at the banquet,
He makes the Bride blufh with his metric words - . 1
That run into her cares; ah he’s a wanton,
Yet I dare trufl her,had he twentie tongues,
And euerie tongue a Stile of Maiefiie.
Now Widdowdet me tell thee in thine flare,~
Ilene thee W idd0w,by this ringgnay Weaxe it. ‘ .

- meme-n. lie come inno tings pardiechztakenogold‘e.

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sir Ada, Hatkc in thine eate,takc me,I am no goldc‘f

Enter Sii'VaUglian anchtcr F1301.

Sir Van. Mallet PeterFlach willvgrope about Sir Quiuw
tflianfior his terminations touching and confidering you.
Fldflz. I thanks your Worihip , for Ihaue as gooda flow
mack: to your Worfhip as a man could wilh. ,
Sir '04”. Ithopcin God a mightiql {hall fill'yout fiomack
Maflctl’cter-t-VVhat two vpon oneScntlemen; Mifiris Mi’nie
uar,mucbzgood doo’c you Sir Adam. 7
Sir quin. Sir Vaughan,haue you din‘d Well Sir V au ghan!

Strk'ltm AS good {care a; would make any hungtie man
(and: Were in the vilcfl prifon in the world) catc and bee haclf
anicflouilackg : One word ’SitCMintilianin hu ggcr muggcr; .
" hecrc is a Sentleman of yours, Mafictpetet Flafh , isutcfitous
(ahauc his blew coate pulfd oucrhis cares; and-----

‘ £12411. _;No Sirpny petition runs thus, that your worfliippc
would t-lirufi mccrout of doorcs , and that I may follow Sir
Vaughan. _ ‘H - v - - T.“ w ;

Szr Van. Ican tclIyou Maficrflaflmnd you follow Mac I

goe verie fall} tbjnke in my confciche,I am one ofthc light. . ‘

efl knights in England -. .
’ ' may]- It’s no matterSimhc Flaflics hauc. euer bin known'e
to‘bc qugickog‘ndjlightenough. ' y y ' .
' 5:7 qm‘n. Sir Vaugl1an,hc fhal follow you,hefl1all dog you
\ g9°$l SirVaughw-K. A * I » ~ ‘ : z ‘
, 4 ., L EnterHoracc Walking. - _

; ,. Slr‘l’dm Whyyhon Peter Hafh‘ I will 1%: my fame markcs

gymcgand'a blew coats vpon you. , »
, «- £14. “GodLgmczgty to your wotfiup , 4 I hope you {hall neuer‘
repent for me. ‘ ' . .

\ ScrI/m ‘You bare the fate ofan honefl ma‘nioz’ you Hug)
pafing‘ngl} :13?ng will quench the Harp; out pfyour name.

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The vmmfking of : ,V
am? you {hall be ch’rifincd Peter Salamander. ,

‘I’eter Flash The name's too good For me, Ithanke your
wetflaip,

Sir Um, Ate you come Mafiet Horace,you {Vent mee the
Coppie of youtlettcrs countenanceand I did vynte end read
it;yout wittes ttuelie bane done vetie valixanthe: Us a good
indxtements,you ha put in enough for her ha you note

Her. According to my inflruéfions. ,

Sir Wm. Tis paging well , I pray Mafier Horace walk: a
little befide your felfe,[ will turn: vpon you incontinent.

Sir quin. V Vh at Gentleman is thxs in the Mandilian,a fol-
d er? ‘

YSir V43. No,tho he has a very bad Face Fora fouldiexyyct he
has as dcfpetatc a wit as‘ cue: an v Scholler went to cuffes for;
tis a/Sentleman Poetghe has made times called Ihalamimums,‘
for Mgl’ridcgtoomepn vrd widdow. f ’ ’ ’

Str quiz Is this he Welcome Sit,yout nameeptay you wake“
not {0 Ratth'ebut be acquainted with me boldlie5yout name 7 , '
Sit? ' ‘

y Her. (hintfls,Horatius,Flaccus. ,
‘ Sir ngfif Good Mafler Flappus welcome. *
. » He Walk" vp and dome;

Sir Vau- Miflris Miniuer , one vrdc in your corner heere;
1 defire you to breake my atmes hecrc, and read this Paper,
you {hall feele my mindesand aff'eé’tions in it , at full and at

e/‘Mini. Ilcteceine no Louclibcls pcrdy‘, but by word:
mouth. ‘ / . .
‘ 1W Vaughan. By Sefu tis no ”libel! , for heerc is my hand
to It. - . , ' , '
WM. 11c ha nohand in it Sir Vaughan, Ileynot dcale
with you. . . ‘ , “' _ '
Sir UM. W by then yyjddowfile tgflyog by word. amouth

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Mi. YOur deuices come not more m 'y mouth Sir Vatigh;
an‘perdyJ was vpon a time in the way to marriage, but now E
m turn'd a tother fide,I ha. fworne to lead: a Eagle and firm.

lelife. '
P Sir Adam. She has anfwer’d you Sir Vaughan.
Sir Vw. Tis true, but at wrong weapons Sir Adam; will
yo u be an All]: Milli-is Min iuersz‘
‘ Min. Ifl beyou {hall not ride me. ,

Sirfivmg. A fiinplelife! by Sefu tis the life ofafoole, a Gm?

, ' 6 li e!
P‘Sirqfi. How now Sir Vaughan?

Sir Udugb. My braines has a little fine quawme come vn , .
der it,md therefore Sir Adam ,and Sir (Matthew , and mifiris
Miniucr caps God ho’y. V

.A will. Good Sir Vaughan. _

Sir Waugh. Mailer Horace , your iu'ucntions doe her no
good in the Vniuerfalities; yet beer: is' two ihillings for your
wittcs; my bySefu you {hall take itif‘t were more: yonder
bald Adams,isput my nofc from his ioyntgbut Adam I will be
men to you : this is my cogitations,l will inditc the Ladies 86
Miniuer caps to a dinner ofPlumbes , and I shall defire you
ALHorace, to fpeakc or railc 5 you can raileI 11013: in God a

mighty.

H07“. You mean: to fpeake bitterlie: ,

Sir anlm. , Right, to fpittc bitterly vpon baldnespr the
thinncs ofhairqyou fall care down: Plumbcs to fwccten y our
mouth , and heercis a good Anfell to. defend you : Peter Sas-
lamander follow me.

' [£141. With hue and crie and youwill Sir.

Sir Van. Come M ,Horacc, 1 will go: pull out theLadicsg

’ Ho. And He {ct out my witsyBaldnes the Theamez‘
My words lhallflow hye in a filucr fireame; Exam.
Enter Tucca bruflsirg oftbe cmm'laes.
. Tm. Wher's my mail coflly and fumptyous Shoithofc?
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The'vmrufsing of

Sir @isz the King rifen from table Captaine'l'ucca:

Tm. Howfrifenino my noblerintilian,kings are greater
men then we Knights and Caualliers, and therefore muff eate
more then lellc-r perfons ; Godamercy good Diues for thel‘c‘;
crummes : how now:has not Frier Tucke din’d yeti‘he falles lb
hard‘ to that Oyfier—pye yonder. . ' \

Sir quiz: Oylier- pye Captainee ha haghe loues‘ her, and I _
loue her and feare both (hall goe without her.“ ‘ -

Tm. Doll louc her, my limit and firll part ofthe Mirrout
ofKniahthoodE hange her {he lookes like a bottle ofale,whcnl

~ the cotke flycs out and the Ale forties at mouth, {bee lookes

my good button-breech like the {i gne of Capncomepr like
Tiborne when it is couer‘d with (now. -/

Sir qm‘n. .All’s one For that,fhe has a vizard in a bagge, will
make her looke like an Angell; I wod I had her,vpon conditio
011,} gaue thee this chain: manlie Tucca.

TM. 1 Mini} thou. fo Friskin: I haue her ath hip for fame ‘~
caufeefi can found her-,{hc‘ll come 3!: my becke. ‘
6 Sir gain. Wod I could found her too Noble commaurk

er.

Tm. Thou {halt doo’tathat Lady ath Lake is thine Sir Tri¢
firam, lend mee thy chaine , doe, lend it,Ile make her take it
353 token , lle lincke her Vnto thee; andthou {halt wearc-
her gloue in thy Worfhipfull hatte like to aleather brooch;
Nay and thou milimfis thy coller,be tycd in’t llill.

Sir qm‘n, Milli-till Captaine?no,heere tis,giuc it her if {he’ll
take inor weare it thy felfe, iflhee’ll take mec , lle watch :him -
Well enough too. » _ .

Tao. No more, Ile {hoore away yonder Prickfhafc, and
then belabour her,and flye you after yonder C uckoulol’t heere
me my noble Gold-finch: ~—

Szr qm'. No more. . , ' ‘

Tue. How d’ofi thou my fmugBélimperia?how (loll thou?
halide oil? my little bald Derrickc,hands 91f ; harkc hctherSu-

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{anna,beware a thel‘e two wicked Eldersjfhall I [peake well on:
Ill OFIhCCS’ b 4
Win. Nay,eeuc as you pleafe Captaineyit fhal he at your
choice;
Tue. Why well fetid, my nimble Short~holé.
Sir gain. 1 hearc bet-,1 hears her.

fl Tue. Art angry father time :‘ yart angrie. becau'fe I tooke
mother-Winter afide :‘lleholde my life thou art {lmckewith
CuPids Bitde-bolt, my little ptickfhaft , art? dol’: lone thafi

_ mlother Mumble-gcrultidofl thou}? _ dofi longfor that whime
w tam?

in Sir Add. Wodlwere as fine to lyethh her , ‘as to lone
er. .

' Tm. ‘Haue I Found thee my learned Dunce , haue I fennel
theetlf I mighthamy wxl,thou fhou’ldfl not put thy fpoone‘ inc.
to that bumble-broth ( fol; indeede Ide tafic he]: my felfe)no
V thou {houldl’t not; yet ifher beautic blinde thee, flieisvthinefi
can doo’t, thou heatdfi her fay eerie now,it lhould bee at my
chbicé. ‘ ' ’ ' . . ‘
' Sir A514. She did 12>,w0tke the match and llebeflow ---s

. _ Tm.» Not a filke point vpon mee ,Iittle Adam {hee {hall
bee thy Eeue , for lefl‘e then an Apple; but fend.,bee wife,
find her fome token, ' lhee's greedie , {hec {hall take igdoe,
fend , thou (halt l’ricke in her(PrickeflmaFt)but fend. _
Sir fldam. Hecr’sa purfe of goldefihinke you that wil be
accepted? ‘ ‘ , . _
Tue. Goe to, it {hall bee aécepted , and twere but liluerg
when that Plea-bitten Short-hole fieppes hence : vanilh
too, and let mee aIOnevwith my Grannam inGuttet—Lane
' thermand this purl'e ofgolde dae,letme alone. ’7 .
Sirquim. The King , gods Lord , I doe forget the King;
Widdow, thinke on my wordes,l mull be gone
.To waite his tiling,lle recumc anone.
Sir Ad. Stay Sir Qixntilianfile be a waiter too. 7
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‘ "Sittquinti. Widaowwcdll‘tmfidtatCaptaine there with

3’ on. * Excurzr, ‘
1m. Now;now,m<)thct Bunch how dofi thou! what dofl
fi'ownc Chemo Gwyniuett‘ doi’t wrinckle 1 what made thefe
pail-c ofthttIe-cockcs hecre? what doe they fumbie for P He
ha none ofthcfe Kites fluttering about thy catkas, for thou
{halt bee my Wefi Indyesg, «and none but trim Tucc’a {hall
difcouet thee. . .

Mm; Difcouet mCPdifcouer what thou eanfi-ofmea

Tuc.’ What I can? thou know-fl, what Ican difeouet, [and
win notlay thee open to the world.

Wm Lay me open to the world:

Tue. No Iw'tll not ,my moldie dcc ay’d Chafingdmfl’efl
will not.

am. Hang, thee patch-panneml am noneathy- Chafing;
:mfic : I {come to be CEOITQ to fuch- a fcab as thou makt} thy

elfe. ’ ‘
‘ Tue. No,tisthou makfi me Ib,my Long Meg a Wefinu'n;
fienthou breedt’t a fcab,thou—-—-—v ‘

Mn. IPdam thee filthie Captain e,dam thy filfe.

Tm. My IittIe deuill a Dow-gate , Il‘e dam thee, ( thou
knowf’t my meaning) Ilc dam thee vp 5 my wide mouth at \
Bifllops~gata , ,

Mm. WodI might once come to that damming.

Tm:- Why thou fltalt,my fwcct dame Annis a Cleetc thou
ffholtfor 11:: drowne my felfc in thee; I, fox: thy lo He, He fluke,
Lfot thee. _ - ,

Mm. S'o thou wilt I warrant , in thy abhominahle finnest
itord, Lord , howe many filthy word’es hat} thou to anfwete
t on

Tue. Name one Madge-owlet, name one, He anfwet for
none ; my words {hall be Foorth commin g at all times,& {ham
anfwet for them feluespny nimble Cat-a-mountaine : they
:{hag§1g§g hym-czinckc’t, for. 11¢ giue theenonc but Sager.»

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candiewordes,1 willftot Puffe : goody poe-wife , I ,wifi _

not. *
Min; Why dofi €211 mee fuch houiblevngodh'c names

then!
’ T He. He name thee no more Mother» Red-ca (Vpon paint.
of death,if thou wiIc Grim alkin,Maggot-a-pye will not.
, Min. Wod thou shouldtt welknowfl am no? Maggotfiut
a meere Gentlewoman borne. 7 ’ 1
Tu. I know thou art a Gentlemtd He nibble at thec,thou
{halt be my Cap—a—xnatntenancefic Ile carrie my naked {word
before thee,my tenet-end Ladie Lettice-cap. '
Mi. Thou {halt carry no naked {words before me to fright
me,thou
Tue Gotoojetnot thy tongue play {0 hard at hot-cochlea;
for,Gammeerton,I meane to bee thy needle,I lone thee,I
lone thee,becaui'e thy teeth Rand like the Arches .vnder Lon-
don Bridge .' for thou't not turne Satyre & bite thy husband;
No,co'd1e myhtde Cub,doe not {come mee becaufe I goe m
Stag yin B «5:, heer’s veluet too; thou fed’t I am wozth thus
much in bare vefuet. -
Min. I {come thee not,not I.

 

Tue 1 know thou dot} not,thou {ha-t fee that I could march u

with two or three hundred linkes before me,looke here,what?
I could {hew golde too , iflhat would temp: thee , burl will
not make my we a Gold-fmithes Hal-l I 5 I feorne to goe
chain‘d my Ladie ath Hofpitall,l doegyet 1 W111 and mufl bee
ehain’d to thee. '

e/Win. To meee why Mafler Captaine ,‘ you know that I
haue my ehotfe of three or foute payte omeghts , and there-
fore hau-e [mall reafo'n to aye out I know not how 111 aman
ofwar. - - i

Tuc. A man a warre? come thou knowfi non what a we};
gbinun focatlon tis to be: Ca ptaines wife gthtee or four pgyre
efKnighzs: Why dott heat: Ioane-aobedfietg, Qt gntermto.
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The vmrufsingof
bond to be dub‘d‘by What day thou wxlt ’, when the next actf.’ ‘
on is layde vpon me,thou {halt be Ladxfied.

WM. You know I am offcted that by‘halfe a dozen.

Tue. Thou shalt little Miniuer,thou {hachle ha this frock
tum’d into afooce-cloth;and thou [halt be carted, drawne
I mean: , Coachc,Coach: ,' thou shalt ryde I igga- logge; 2;
Hood shall Ha vp and doWnc hcere , and this” shipskin- cap;
shall be Put 03;: . ~ ‘ , ‘ ”

(Mini. Nay pel‘dic, 11c putofi' my cup for no mans plea;
{are . .- . . - - — , ‘

Tue. Wot than be proude little Luciferfwell , thou shalt:
go: how thou wilt Maide—ma‘rian; Acomc,bufl'e thy little An.
ebony now, now,my clean: Cleopatria; f0, fqgee thy wales
Alexis fécrcts, th'af’c a breath as fweet as theRol‘efihat growes
by the Beam-garden , asfweete as the proud ’fl heade a
Garlxcke in England : come , wut march in, to the Gentle
folkes? , ,. ; ' . J "3’

e714 im'. Nay trulie Captaine you shall be gny leadem , 7,;

Tue. HinaryAmbreefihon shalt march formolg . J
Becaufe Ile max-kc how broad th’art in the heeles: « ; ' .

Mini. PerdicJI will be {or ath lafi for this time.

Tue. Why then come,we’ll walk: armé in am,

As tho we were leading one another to Newgdfie,

’- Enter BlunelCrlfpinusg’tizdDemetriusgwitbpanfiJgdgbing ,

Crz'. Mme’s ofa Fashion,cut out quite ‘fi‘om‘ yours. '
' Dem. Mine has the sharpel’c tomb, yonder heis;
‘31». Captaine Tucca. ‘ , e _ c/fll 120!va papcfyf
Tm, How nOWPI cannot {land tol’fld‘l‘upflimtidtfl now
Crif. T hey’rc bitter Epigmms ‘compol‘d on you ' t “
By Horace. , /
Dem. And diliaerfl amongfl thegallantsl

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Tue, By that line Eclefread, Leg: chzta,read thoul‘a‘cke.‘ ‘

Bl“. Tucca’figranmemon/z‘romfiowfrz‘cbP that Ift'dfl’,
He’sjto be few: for money curry Where . ~
Tue. Why true , shall notI getin my debts, nay and’tlic
goague write no betterl care not , farewell blacks lack: fares
well. . l
1 Cri. ButCaptainehecr’s a nettle.
‘ Tue; Sting me,doe. ' .
(31'. Tacm’s exceeding “Handy“ not bye, ’

, 2219];ng watb skili,but does mojf wily? lye. . 1 .-

1 Tue. Right,for heete Ilyc now. open,open ,to make my
aduerliric come emand then Sigheere am I in’s Bomee : nay
and this be the worIt,I shal hug the poorc honcll faceamaker,
lle low: the little Athcil’c,when he writes after my commenda-
tion,anotl1cr whipfcome yerkc me. '

‘Dern. Tucca will bite,baw?groWnc S atiricdll,
N01): bitcs‘mblcsfor hefccde: mall. .- , , ' , . ' ‘ .
Tue. The Whorefon clouen—footc deuill in mans apparell

Therclloodaboueforty disbesbef'otemeto day, " glycs, _
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film 1 neiie tpuelmt,bcCaufe they were empty.
Mm. I am thnes young Gentlemen to that: .
Tm. Farewell llinclcets,l {incl thy meaningScreecll.‘owlc;

. idocitho I {lop my nofe: and Sirra Poet , we’ll haue thee vn-

mallforthiéswmemothcrMum-puddinggcome. ,- V,
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Trumpmflmnd dflorifk; and than a fmnate : Enter” King with
Czlefline,$it Walter Terrill,er Qgintilianfiit Adam, Blunt
and other Ladies and mtenddms : w/atlfi the Trumpet: found '
the King take: his [mm oftbe Bridegroomegnd Sir
Qljntilianfind [a]? oft/ac fB‘ride.

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Your lips are well in runefiru n g with delight;
By this Faire Bride remember foone at night 3 »
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. .“Ter. My Leige Lord,we all-attend,
The time and place.

Kin. Tillthen my lcaue commend. _ ‘ :

' They hing {rim to the dean-:Emcr at amt/yer dean“
> ;Sir Vaughan.
SirVw. Ladieslam to putaverie eafie {uite Vpon you all "
and to define you to fill your little pellies at a dinner ol'plums’

behinde noone5chere be Suckers, and Marmilads, and Mar.
chants,and other long white plummesthac faine would kill'c
your delicate and [wear lippes ; I indite you all together , and
you efpeeially my Ladle Pride 5 what doe you lid: for your
fellesz‘ for I indite you all.

Cal. I thank: on good Sir Vaughan, I will come.

‘ Strum. Say entlewomen will you (land to me too?

5 All, Wee’ll fit with you fwe’et Sir Vaughan.
, “ Sir “Um. .Goda mightic pl‘efl'e your Faces, and make yoilr
yeauries lafl,when wee areal! dead and rotten: -——]ou all
will come. . '

' ' 1 Lady. All will come. I
Six Va». PmyGodchar Horace becin his right wines, rd
raile now. ' ' ‘ €xit.

, (‘rifl Come Ladie,you {hall be my dauncing gucfl,
' To tread: the maze of muficke with the tell. ‘
fDem. lle lead‘you in.
. . ‘Diucb. A mazcislxkea doubt:
Tlseafie to goe in,hard co ct out.
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,Nownonc markcs vs,but we mark: allcherell; ‘ Exams;
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Trr. Father,and you my Bride';that name to day; ‘

Wife comes not till to mom-ow : but omitting ’
This enterchanging of Languages; let vs thinke
Vhon the Kingan'd nighmnd call our fpirits

o a true reckoningfirl’t to Arme our wittes

. With coanplcat fleele ofludgement,and our tongs;
‘ With gound attillerv ofPhrafes: then - ’
Our Bodies mul’r bee motions; mooning firl’e

W hat we {peakczaftematdspur very knees

Mull humbly feeme to mike, and fate out {pcech;
For a true furnilht Cortyer hath fuch force,

'I hough his tonge faints, his veryllegs difcourfc'. , '

Szr qm'n. Some 1 errall,thou halt-drawne his piéim‘e righg 7_
For hee’s noe full-made Courtier,nor. well (hung, '
That hath not euery ioynt Hut kc with a tongue.

Dau ghter,if Ladies fay,that is! the‘Bridelthat‘srflie,‘
Gaze thou at none,for all will gaze at thee. -

c141. Thengo my father mull I goePO m y husband
Shall rkthen gee: O my l‘elfe,will I goe?

.3” gain. You muflafl ; I . ‘

Tar. You (hall.

Cal. Iwill,b_ut glue meleaue;

To fay I may not,nor I on ght not, flay not H K
Still,I mufl goeJet me i meate I may not. » « 7 , _

Tar. You muli and fhall,l made a deede ofgifi', ‘ ‘_ . I \ fl . ‘ I
And gaue my oath vnto the King,l {wore , ‘

By thy true confiancy.

("21. Then keep that word
To lizveare hy,Q let me be conflantflill.

i Tar. What {hall I cancell, faith,and breake my oath?

Cal. If breaking conflanciethou breaklt them both.

«« Tei. T by contlancie no enill can purfue. .

Cal. .1 may be conlianc Pnll,and yet nottrueg‘

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_ Cue; As thusflay violence dctain’d. ‘
They may he conHant hill,that are con"3 rain’d. _,
Tc’r. Confltain’d?that word weighs htauyyet my oath
Weighes downethat word the kin ge s thoughts are at oddesg
They are not euen ballanfi in his breil; ‘ ‘
The King may play the man with me5nay more,
Kings may vlhrpe5my wife's a vvomangy ct
Tis more then I know yet,thatknow no: her,
Iflhe {hould prooue mankinde,tvvcte rare,fye,fye,' "
See how Iloofc my felfe,amongfl my thoughts,‘ _
Thinking to finde my felfe;mv oathnny oath.
Sir quin. I fweare anorhcr,let me {ceby what;
By my long flockingiand my narrow skirtes,
Notmade tofit vpongfhe {hall to Court. . ‘ " ‘
I haue a tricke,a charmethat {halllay down:
The fpirit oflufl,and~keep thee vndeflowred;
Thy husbands honor fau’ ,and the hot King,
Shall haue enough too.Come,a tricke, a Channel ' .éfxici'
(42/. God keep thy honour fafe,my..bloud from hai'me'.
Tar. Comc,mv ficke—minded Btideflle teachthee how}
_ To telifh health alittle : Taflc this thought, ,, 4! . 4 s. ‘
That when mine eyes feru’d loues commifl’i on; » 4, 4 . e "1;
Vpon thy beauties I did feifc on them,
To at Kings vfe;cure all thy gricfe with this.
'I hat his great feale was gratin) Vpon thssring,» ' V
And that l was but Steward to a hing. . A ; Emmi;

94' banquet/2’2 out: E mer SirVanghan, Horace,Afinius Bubo,
Lied)! P etula,Dica’ch¥c,, l? hilocahagMzfl 1 is Minine
. ' ‘ amt Peter Hall]. 7

, Sir mqgh. Ladies andSentlemen,you are almofl all wela 4
. tomato this {‘weet num ions of Plums. ' " ” {'
isz'cacb: Almofl‘dl L‘sn‘ ynughan: yvhy to which of vs are

 
theHumotous Poet.
you To niggardly , that f you cut her out but :a peice Aofwela
came.

Sir Uxflgb. My interpretations is. that almoll all are Wel~
come,becau{e I indited a brace or two more that is not come,‘
I am ferric my Ladle Pride is not among you.

Afi. Slid,he makes hounds ofvs ngle,a brace quoth a?

1 Sir 0mg. Peter Salamanders draw out the pictures of all
the ioynt Gooles,& Ladies Gt downe vPon their woddcn faces.

F1117). I warrant er , Ile glue euetie one of them a good
(1001C.

Sir Wu. Mallet Horace,MaRer Horace, whenl pray to
God,and defire in hi poctitnesthat bald Sir Adams were beer,
thcn,then,then begin to 'makeyouttailes at the Pouertie anal
beggerly want ofhaire,

Her. Leaue it to my iudgement. ‘

Sir V43. M.Bubo fit—there,}=0u and I wil thinke vpon 0112
ends at the Tables : M.Horace,put your learned bodie into the
. audit of chefe Ladies; fol tis no matter to fpeake graces at nuns;

cions,hecaufe we are all pafl grace fince dinner.

Afim'. Mas l thanke my 'deflinieI mum pafi grace, For
by this hand full of Carrawaies , Icould neuer abide talk)"

race. ‘
3 Dim. MiflrisMiniuer,is not that innocent Gentlemanfl
kinde of foole? '
Mm. Why doe you aslte Madam? ,
.Dtcac/J. Nay for no harme,I aske becaultl thought: you
two had been of acquaintainc. ‘ ‘
' Mm. I thinke he’s within an Inch ofa fooles v _

Dis-ad). Madam‘Phllocaha, you fit next that fpare Gena
slemanwod you heard what M ifiris Miniuer faies ofyou.
Tlulo. Why what faics the Madam Dicache. ,

Dim. Nay nothing ,but wilhes you were married to that
fmalltimher’d gallant. '

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711m 1 (hould be {are to lead .1 meuie hf e .

A1” 211 Yésta th Ladieflde make 0 laughmy bolts now 1
31d then lhOUlLl be foone {hotgby th is comfits ,- weed let all»

ldc.

Pam. He takes the Fweetefl oathes that eucrl heard a gal-
lant 01? £115 pitch (w eate- ,by th efe Comfits,& thele Cart-sawa1ess
I war1ant1t docs him good to fwearc.

Aft}: Yes faith tls meate and drmke tome.

>I am clad Ladle Pen~ 111(by this Ap-t 1e th at they pleafe you.

3111/1111. Peter Sal.1mand3rs wme,l befeech you Mal’ter ‘

_ A1" mus Bubo. no: to fiveare {o dee; lie, for there comes no

ftu1te of your caches; heerc Ladies, 1 put you all mto one cots
nets mo ether, 1' cu {hall all d1 inke of one cup.

Afi. z’PeterI pr ethee fill me out too

F141;. Idc fling ) on out too and Imioht ha my will, a pox
of all fooles

S r V414. Miflris Miniucrs, pray bee lui iie ,wod Sir Adams
Prickshafi: fiucke by you. ,

Hor Who, the baldc nght Sit VaUOhmz‘

S 7 Van ”I hofame M Horace he that hat: but a remnan or
031 cell ofhaichfis'cmwne 15 ch 1: and par ’d aw aysme thin‘ltcs

' :15 an excellentqualhcie to bee balde ; for and them Huck: a
'n‘ole and cw o nyes 111 his pate, he might wearc two faces v11.- -

tier one hood.

e/I/i. As God fauc me la 1f I m1 ahtha my will, 1111: rather
be a balde Gentleman theh a hairy , for 1 am fure the belt and
tallel l Yeomen' 1n Ennland haue balde headsunc thinkcs haire
is a fcuruie lowfie co nmoditv. .

Hor Bubo h,_ce1:e1nyou blaze yourignorancc

Szr V411 Pray hop and fill your moutl-les,anda Giuc M HO‘

taco all y our cares. .
Hor. Fonzf of all the 179419: parts 111: bad

,3: the mofl royal]: 1f dz’bom fem”: I ndgcmmt,

1AM all em “under/fanflingfimhiu,

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‘ tthumcrous Poem,
Sit therein their high Court ofParlmmem,
Em fling have: 't o f way this humorous world:
Thir lit'la" fle ofgfldcm: needes muff the: crowne,‘
Which flxnd: upon the: fezpredme hedd ,hefeire,
And held: inualmzhlc,and that crowne’: the Hairc :
T he headthae What: this honon r fiends aver}, '
f: hare in name andin duthor ity.
Sir “Um. He mcanes baldc-pates miflris Miniucrs,
Har. Hairc,tz’s the roahe which curious nature wanes,
To heng wpon the head :And does adorne, ,
Our bodies m thefir/l home V e are home:
god doe: he/r'ow thztgarment .' when We dye,
Trutfllg a [oft andfilken Cenopie)
Is/h/lfpred oucr w; ln fpg'ght of death
Our hdyre grown in om‘graue,ond that! alone
Laokesfi'z'fh,when all our other hedutfegone.
The excellence of Hail-gin this flfi'nes eleere,
Th4! lhefimre E'le meme take prz‘ de to we are “ 1
The fie/him o f it; when Fire 1920/} bright does hume,
The/lame: to golden lockes doe firiuc to norm; \
When her lajcihious arms the Water harks,
About 'the; [homes WaflJJer/Zeeke bedd [he eurles:
Android cloudes heingfhckt mm the Aer, /
When downethcy melt,hdng: like fineflluer he)“.
Ton/2c the Earchfwhofé heedfi: of: it flame)
Frighred rofeele her loehesfo rudely tome,
S rend: math her hair: an end,and( thm afraide)
Tame; emery hmre to agreene naked blade. ‘
Befidumhenfllruclg wuhgmfefle long to dye,
Wejpode that moflmhz'eh mofl does heesmefie,
’We rend this Head-tyre of. I thus conclude,
Cullorefiae cnllors uzetgour eyes hedge right,
Of'w‘ee armrtue by their oppofi‘te:
«Emilftirc heir: to heme} adfuchg me;

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Baldrm mufl made: be uglywile and 6%.
Sir Vm. True M.Horace,for abald real'onli's a reafon that
has no haires vpon‘t,a feuruy {calded realbn,
1141‘. By my truel y I ncuer thought you could ha pick:

' [ooh I? range things out ofhairc before.

flfzm'. Nay my Ningle can tickle it , when hee comes

- too’t.

.Ms'n. TrothI {hall neuer lace enamcld of a hare-headed

1 man for this,what {hift {o euer lmake.

SW 17mg .Then Miflris M iniuer S.Adams Prickfhaf'r mull
not hit you; Peter take VP all the cloathes at the table and the
Pumo .

Enter Tu cca and hi: (my.

Tue. Saue thee my little worlhipfixll Hargershow doe yet:
my little crackneISPhow doe ye?

Sir Vm- Welcome M.Tutca,{it and {hootc into your belé
ly fame Suger pellets.

7m No,Godamercy Cadw alladct,how doe you Horace:

Ho. Thankes good Captaine.

Tu. What’s the Seting thou carriefi about thee? 0 haue I

- found thee my l'cowring-flickegwhat’s my name Bubot

Mfirzi. Wod I were hang’d if I can call you any names
hut Captain: and Tucca.
Tm. No Fye’fi; my name’s Hamlet reuenge: thou hall

V been at Farris garden hall not?

Her. Yes Captaine,l ha plaide Zulziman there. (man;
Strife“. Then M.Homce you plaide the part ofan honefi’v: '
Tm. Death ofl-Iercules,he could neuer play that part well
iu‘s life, no Fulkes you could not: than call’fl: Demetrius
Iomeyman Poet, hut thou purl} vp a Supphcation to be“
a poore Iorneyman Player, and hadfl bccne (till 1'0, but

. th at thou could It not for a good face vpon’t :- thou hall fargot

how thou gamble!“ in leather pilch) by a play-wagon, in the
high way, and took’l’t mad~1cronimocs part,to get {twice a-
' ” ' ' as we

 
the Humoroue Pact.
niong the Mimickcs :; and when the Stageritcsbanilht thee
into the file of Dogs,thou turn’dt’t Ban-dog(villanous Guy)&;
euer fince bitefi therefore I aske if th’afl been at Partis~gar.
den,becaufe thou hall High 3 good mouth 5 thou baitfi well,
teadlrgc ,faue thy felfe and read.

Her. Why Captaine thefe are Epigraws compof‘d on you»

Tue. Gee not out Farding Candle, goe not outfor trufiy
deboys now the deed is done, 11: pledge this Epigramin
Wine, lle {wallow i3,I,yes.

‘ SH“ 7.14:4.God bleiTc vs, will he be drunk: with nittigrams
now.

Tuc. So,now arife fprite ath Buttty; no Herring-bone He
not pull thee out , but arifi: deere Eccho rife , rife deuill or lle
coniure thee vp. .

Win. Good Mailer Tucca lets ha no coniuring heereo

Sz‘r Um. Vddcs bloud you {cald ' outy Captain: , why
come you to flat encombrances heere fietweene the Ladies.

Tuc. Be not {0 tart my precious Mctheglin,benoc(my olcl
Whore a Babilonfic fall.)

If Adm. O Icfuifl know where abouts in London Babilon
an, 5.

Tu c. Feede and be fat my Fair: Calipolis, flit not my beau;

teous wriggle-tailes,lle difeafe none of you, 11: take home of ,
ou vp,but onely this table-man,l mull enter him into {cine
filthy fincke point,l mutt.

Her. Captainc, you doe me wrong thus to difgrace me.

Tm. Thou thinkil thou maifl be as {away with me as my
Buffe Ierkinfio {it vpon me, dofl? ’ i

, Ha. Dam mc,ifeuer I traduc’d your name,
What imputation can you charge me with?
f SirVau. Sblud,l,what céputations can youlay to his farge?
anfwcrpr by §efu file canuas your coxcomhe Tucky.
‘ Min. Ifthey draw fweet hearts,let vs {hilt for our (Blues. _
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hot my mad Cumradefinde in my heart to {heel thy blond.

Sir V414. Cu mradefby 86f) call me Cumrade againe , and
ile Cumrade ye about the finnes and (boulders; ownds,what
come you to finell out heatePdid you not dine and feede hor-
ribly well to day at dinnet,bue you come to mun; h h:ere,and
giue vs winter-plummes? I pray depart , goo marfe, marfes
marfe out a doores. '

Tue ALlCW Sir Eglamour,a(lew Lute-flfingefiuttin-rod,’
Goofe'quiligheeregiue r hat full‘nof‘kl Skmker,thefe rimes;&:
harke, lle tagge my Codpeece pomt With thy legs , {pout-pot:

‘ lle empty thee.

Afin. Dofl threaten mee? Godslid Ile binde thee to the
good forbeating.

’ Szr V4”. Will you amble Hobby-horfi'm ill you trot anti
amblez‘ '

Tm. Raw Artichockc T {hail fauce thee. Exit;

Ali-7. I pray you MallerTucca,w1ll you (end me the flue
pound you borrowedon me; 0 van cannot heare now, but
He make you heare me and feel: me too 111 another place ,‘ to
your {hame I warrant vou , thou 0131!: not connyocatch me:
for flue pounds; he tooke it Vp Sir Vaughan in your name,hee
{wore you ftntfor it to Mum withall,twas flue pound in gold.
as u hxte as my kercher. ‘ ,

Sir Vmggbdn. Ownds, flue pound in my name to, Mum a;
bout withall. _‘ ’ ' t I

efla’m. I, to Mum withall , hut hee playes mum-budget
with me.

Sir UM. PeterSalamander, tye vp your great: and your
httle fivord, by Sefu lle goe G ng him whtle tis hot. Ile beate
fiue pound out thlo leather pilch : Mallet Horace, let your
wittes inhabite in you: right placesgif I fill-fanfomely vp‘on the
Widdow,1haue {ome coflens Gatman at Court , {hall beget
you the reue than of the Mallet of the Kings Reuels , or elf:
be his LOtd ofMilltule now: at Chriflmas: Come Ladyes,

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threfim Stragling Captaine,lle pctmd him.
Manet Horace and A‘linius.‘ t
11-107. How now? what ail‘fl tho '4, that thou look’& {0
pa e? . '
.Afin. Naynothing , butI am all-aide the VVelfh Knight
has giuen me moshing but purging Comfits : thisCaptaine
, (tiekcs pockily in my llormck; read this fcroule,he faies they ’r
n‘imes,an;l bid me giue them you, . '
— Hay. Rimesftisa challenge lent to you.
Afirz; To mez‘ ’
Her. H e‘fiieslleere you divulg’d my Epi grams.
' .Aj'irz. Andfor that dares he thallenge me!

Hz". You-lbe he daresbut dare you aiifwei‘ him? ‘

Afin. Idate anfwer his challenge, by word ofmouth, or
by writing,th lfcomc to meete him} hope he and I are not
Pasalels.' ' » ” t ,

Her. Deere Bubo,thou {halt anf were himgour credites
Lye pawn’d vpon thy telblution,

Thy vallor mul’r redefine themgcharge thy {pit-its,
To waite more c‘lol‘efind neere thee: if he kill thee,
lle not fumiuefinto one Lottery
We’ll call our fates; together hue and dye. .
cfl'fi. ContentJ owe God a death, andif he will make
‘ mec pay’t againl’c my will,lleléy tis hard dealing. Exam: '

Exemzt.

Enter Sit Adam,Tu ccafim’th twa péfloly b'y bis/ides, his b0} laden
’ witbfword: and buck/en.

Tue. Did A polloes Freeze govvne watch ‘man ( boy , (loft
heare Turkic-co'ckes taylehaue an eye behindeJcal’c the the:
mieall'ault our Rerem‘ard ) onjproc cede Rather Adam 5 did
that fame titanicall-tongu’d rag-a-muflin Horacegurne bald-
Pates out lo naked?

Sir Ad. He did,and whip: them [0 with nettles,that

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The VViddow l'worc' that a bare-headed man,

Should not manher : the Ladle Pctula

Was 'there,h card 'a-ll,and colclc me this.

TM‘. ‘Goe too, '

Thy golde Was acéeptédfit was,and {he {hall bring thee into;
her Paradicefinelhall {mall Adam, {he (hall.

S ir flda. ButhOWPbut how Captenf ‘

Tm. Thus,goe,couei‘ a table with fweet meates, let all the
Gentlewomemand that fame Pafquilmnad—cap (mother Bee
,therc)nibble,bid them bite :they will come to gobble downe-
Plum mes althen take thh'at pairs of Basket hikes", with my‘
commiflion , I meane Cnfpinus and 'Fanniusicha‘rge one 0
them to take Vp the Bucklerspgainf’c that hayrc-monger H0-
race,a‘nd ham: a bout or two , in defence of balde—patcs : let:
them crackc eucrie crowns that has haire on’t :. goc , let them)
lift vp baldenesto the skie,and Chou lhalc fee ,cwxll tume MM.
niuca's heart quite agaipfl'thc h-Aire. ’ V “W

5" Kidd. Excellent,why then M.Tucca-—-- j .

THC. Nathlrpymble Pricklhafi; whirfiwayfl goe Vp-

, onlifc and death,away,flie Scandc-rbag Hie. T £331.. ,

Baler AfiniusB ubqaxzd Horace aloofc.

Boy. Arme Captaine,ar1ne, arme, arme , the foe is Come:

downe. ' ‘ ‘
' 7 TLICC3 oflrs to flyoctf. . ' ' ,

Afi‘ Hold Capten Tucca holdcj ain Bubo,8z come to an-
{wer any thing you can lay to my charge. ,

Tm. ~ W handofl fummon a parlie mylit’tle Drum-flicke?

tis too‘ late; thou fed): myred flag is‘ hung out , «lle fill thy guts"

with thine owne carrion carcas,and (hen care them VP in Reed

ofSa wfiaggs. . l . . =
Afin. Vfc me how YOll will; ,1, am refolutc , for I ha made

, 7 Effie, Wilt

 
thelfpmorous‘Poet. ’
Tm. Wilt fight Turke-a.ten-pencefwilt fight then} '
Afivzi. Thou {halt finde lle fight in a Godly quarrel-hill be
once firfl. ’ , ?
Tuc. Thou fink-not want 5112ch ha thee bul‘nt when thou.

’ _ will: , my colde Cornelius: be: comezRefpzcefumm; looke,
thou (cell; open thy felFe my little Cutlers Shoppe, Ichal-
l‘efige thee thou {lender Gentleman , ac fourc [undue wea~

ons. ,
[3 o/Jf Thy challenge was butat one, and He anfwcre but
, one; ' .
:v . Boy. Thou {halt anfwcrtwofo: thou {halt anfwerlneand
E my Capten. . ~
g: Tue. ( vWell {aid Cockrell out-crowe him : art hardy noble ‘
5 Boom f at: Magnanimiousf licke.cren'cher 5 lookefe‘qnchllealt
fome lye in ambnfl); for this man at Armes,has paper m’sv bel-
' lie, or {cine friend m acorner , or ellc hee durfl. not ha: {0
Haul-(e.
130}. Cap_tex1,Capten,HoraCe flandsfileaking heere.
Two. I find: the foule-fifled Morter-treadeQ come my
y. Emofi damnable faflidious rafcall , 1 ham: :1 fuite to both of .
;:-- OU. , '
E Y Afl. Oholdemofl pittifullcaptaine holde.‘ _
Hor. H olde Capten,tis knowne that Horaceis valllant , é‘c
a man oftlze (word. . . . .
‘ Tm. A Gentlemanor an honePc Cittizen, 0131! not Sit: 111
year pennie-bcnch Theaters, with his Squlrrell by hxs ,fi‘de
’ cracking nuttes;nor {neake into a Taucrnc Withhls Mermaid;
but he {hall be Satyr‘d,and Epigram’d ypon, and hxs hnmou r
mull gun vpo’th Stage: you’ll ha Entry Gem/mar; m sxlwe
mom, and Barry Gentleman am on’: humour : wee that are
heades of Legions and Bande’s , and fears nouc‘but‘ thefe \
fame fhoulder-clappers , {hall feare you ,y-ou. Serpemmc
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”’The'vntrufsingt)?» . .
TIM» Art nor Famom enough yet,my mad Ham/harm, for

«killing a Play er,but tho/u mull care men aliuefth t friends-33k.

ta Wilde—man, thy Patrons? thou Anthmpophagite , thy
:MecxnallES? -
Hor. Captaine,l‘m forty that you lay this wrong.

« So clofe vnto your heart : dear: Ca ptaine thinke

I writ out ofhotvbloud,whieh(now } being colde,
I could be pleaf’d (toplealé yon)to qual’fe dovvne,
" The pay fon’d lnltefin which I dipt your name.

Tm. Saif’t thou fo,my Taliflodimll rimefier?

'Hor. Hence forth Ile rather breath out Sylttcifmcs
'( To doe which lde as {com {peake blafphemie)
Than with my tongue or pen to wound your worth,
Beleeue it noble Captengit to me

~Shéll be aCrowne,to crowne vour aflcs with praizc; I ‘

rOut ofy our hate,your Ioue lle fironglic raize. ‘ -'
Tm. I know now th'al’t a number of thefi: @1251”: to
binde "mento’th peace: as thy faflnon to flirt lnke in euerie

‘ ‘mans Facc;and then to craule into his boforne, and damne thy

{elfe to wip’t offagen _: yet to gine out abroad , that hce {was
glad to cometo compofition with thee: I know Wofificw .
Mae/Bimelltis one athy rules 3 My long-heel’d Troglaa’ire, I

‘éoulcl‘rnakc thine eares burn: novv,by dropping into them,all

thofe hot oathes,to u hich,thy felfe gau’ll voluntanie Hre,_(vvht": ’
.thou wall the man in theMoone) that thou wouldt’t neuer

{quib out any new Salt-peter leI-les aga’int’l; honefi Tu¢agrot

thofe Maligoqtallerghis Totem/fen; I could Cinocep halus,but

'I will not , yet thou knovyfl thou hail broke thofc oathcs in

Printgny excellentinfernall. ~ ‘~ , .

Ha. ‘Capten. _ .
Tm. Nay Ifmell what breath is to come from thee, thy
anfwer is, that there’s no faith to be'helde with Heritickes 8:
Infidels,and therfore thou {weat’l’t anie thing : but come, lend
mee thy handfihou and 1 hence forth will bee w/txandcr‘and
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”LOJWlL'AthC Ce mmeorne brothers,tho u {hm h e Parkway

and Forecaqu/ms 5 butlleleauetheci‘thlurch, Vx'henthon

“' male} thy voiage into hell : till then, flmzc-afimca’ly.
' H 222. W 1th all my foulc dcare Capten.
Tm. T hou’lt fhootethy qurlles at mes , _ when my terrible

my Heliconil’tes into thy Dialogtleslto make vs talker madlie,
wutnot Lucian? I ‘, ‘ '
‘ Haw. Captenjf'l doe -.--—'- ' - ‘ A .

Tm. N ay and thou dol-hhomcs ofLuclfcr,the 'Pzzrm'l-‘T’a-

and ncuer leaue hunting heretill {he pleads in F orma I’cmperi. :

but I hope [Want more grace : come:fliendes,clap handestis a

bat-game; ammble Buho; thy fill mull walkc too: fo,l,louc

thee, now I fee th’art a little Her-cylcsand wilt fight; He Stie‘kc
- thee now in my tomnanie like a fprig ofRofemary.

Enter Sir Rees ap Vaughan and Peter Flalh. ,

?

Fla. Draw Sir Reeslhe’s yonderflxall l vpon him?

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I m cane he {hall anfwcr For 1"? 5bein g an eye-witness one vrde

Captcn Tu cky. ‘ _ 9' ,
Tm. Ilc giue thee ten thoufand words and thou v‘wlt , my

little Thomas T homafius. ‘

Sir 2251» By Scfu,tis hell you glue good vrdes too , leafi I
beate out your tongue, and make your vrdc nere to bee taken
3‘ , ‘ ‘ more ; doc you hearefiue poundsfiue pounds lucky.

Tue. 1 hou {halt ha fiuc,and fiuc,and fine, and thou wantl’c
money my lob. A , ,

Sir Van. Lcaue your fetches and yourfcgar'xes , you tough
leather-Ierkins; leaue your quandaries, and trickes , and draw
@62an y’a‘rc bel’t : you conny-catchHW1ddow Mim'm-r-cgpr

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hatke’s turn‘d for all this,w»ilt not Porcupine? and bringme 8c ‘

thfhallSue thy wrangling Mufe,intheCourtoF Pernaflus, _ _

Sir, V414. Vponhim: got: too, goe too Peter Salamander; \
holdefin‘Gods name holde; I will kill him to his Face, becaufe ‘

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For fine poundmnd fay tls for me to cry Mum, and analce mce.
run vp and downe in dilhon’ors, and diliredites; is’t not true,
youwinke-mpipes rafcall? 13 not true: '

_ T uc. Right, true, guilty, I remember“t now 5 For whcnl
fpake a good word to the W iddow For thee my young Samo-
fon -——-——— , '

4 Sér Van. For fiue‘younds you cheating fiab,Fot’5 .poundfs,
not for me. ‘
Tm. For thee?) Czrfarfor thec,I tooke vp fine pounds in

- goldeghatlay in her lap,& {aid lde glue it thee as a token From

her: I did it but to {mell out ho w (he flood affec’ccd to thee,to
feele her; Land I know what {he faid,l know how 1 carried a-
way the golde.

Szr V‘m. By Sel‘ugl ha not the mercy to fall vpon him now:
MTucky,did widdow Mimuers p311: quietly from her golde',
becaufe you lyed, and {aid it was for. me?

T140. Q:ietly,in peace,without grumbling; made no nolfe,
I know how I tempted herein thy behalfegmy littleTrangdo.

Szr Vau. Captcn Tu cky ,Iwill pay back her 5.3.(vnles you
be damn’d in lyes) & hold you , I pray you pocket vp this; by
the-crolfe a this [word & daggerfiap ten you {halltakc it.

‘ Tm. Doll fweare by daggetsz‘nay then He putvp more at
thy hands then this. ' »

Fizz/h. Is the fray done fit?

S W Van. Done Peter, put vp your fineetcr. '

1m. Come hether, my l'oure—Fac’d Poet; fling away that
beard-brufh Bubo,cafheere himfind harke : Knight attend :
So,thatraw-head and bloudy-bones 511' Adam,has Fee’d ano-
ther brat (ofthofe nine common wenches )to defendibald-
nestand to mile againfl haire : he’ll haue afling. at thee , my
noble Cock-Sparrow.

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der you {hall fimd,heare all,& not be feenegc’afi off that blew
coateiaway with that flewnefiud follow,comc : . Em.

Her. Bubo.\\'efollow Captaine. \ *

Sm Ur: PeterJeanecomzning behindc me,l pray any 1011'
gcrfor you and l mull part Peter. ' ‘

Hafiz. Sounds Shyl hope you will not ferue me f0 , to tame
me away in this cafe.

S lr Um. T u me you into a fooles coare 5 I meane I willgo
[blmpr in folltaries alone sounds y-are bel’r glue better words,
or lle turne you awayyindeed; where is Capten Tucky Pcome
Horacegget you home Peter. t ‘ ‘ 7 ‘

F1412}. 11: home to your coll,and I can get into the ;Wine~
Seller. ‘ é’xif.

‘ H07”. Remember where to meetc mee.

Afin, Yes lle meetea Tucca {hould ha found I dare

mectc. Exit-

Ha. Dare defend baldnes, which our conquering Mufe '

. Has beaten downeloflat? Well,wc will goe,
,And fee. what Weapons theyr weake wittes doe bung;
Iffharpe, we’ll fpred a large and nobler Wing ; '
Tucca,heere lycs thy Peace : vvarteroates agcn;
My Swoord {hall .neucr cutte thee, but my pen; ‘ Exit.

Enter Sir Adam,Cri{'pinus,Fannius,Elune,Miniuerg,
P etula,Philocalia and Dicace.
Ladies, Thankes good Sir Adam.
Sir Add; Welcomercd—cheekt Ladies,
And welcome comely Widdow;Gentl’emen,
Now that our {orry banquet is put by,
From Healing more {weet kifles from your lips
. Walke in my gardentLadyes let your eyes
Shed hfe into thele flow ers by their bright beames,
Sit,Sit,hcere’s a large bower, heere all may heare,

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Your w1t’ 9 fine te1npe1,and from the {e 1111) lone.

[1114 I promife you has almoll conue1ted 111e,lp1ay bung
forward your bald 1eafons M 13011. ,

C11. Millns you27 vine my Reafons prooe1 names:

«For Axgumentsflike Ch1ld1en)fl101l:i be like,

The fubicé’c that begets them I mull Iiriue .
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But be 1: as it can: To what before,

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0111‘ end befme our eyes; lhould I difpaire, ' ' ‘ 1*
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1241171. Nay perdle, Chair: has the higher place.

Cr I he goodlief’t 8: 1110 (l glorious Il1ange.built wonder,
‘Whmh thato great A1chiteét hath made isheauen; _

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'] he head 01 Dcrowne of1 arch and yet that' s balde,

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W cares danoling lockcs, but fometime blazing Staues,

Whole e1fla Inn-g curles {ct realmes on fire w1th wanes .. _
[and mo1eIow1 lookethmuoh mans fiue-foldé fencei ’, "

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Are Gicht vnto theliddes,borro'w thofe for-mes;
Like Pent-houfes to fauc the eyes from flormes.
Sir Adam. 'Rightmcll fiid. ‘
: (hf A head and faceore-growne With Shaggie droll'es'

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Bare and vncouer’d? 'hee whole yeares doe rife,

To theirfullheightyctnot ba‘lde, is not wife.

The Head is Wifedomes houfe,Hairc but the thatch;
Haireflt’s the bafcfi Hubble; in {come ofit, ,
This Proucrbc fprung,he has more hair: tb'm wit : ‘ _ a;
Marke you not in derifion how we call,

Min. By your leaue(MaflerPoet)but that Bufh—naturall,
is one a the trim methane! mol’r intanglingi’r bcautie m a wo-

0f Righthut belceue this(p4rdou me we]? fairs)

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Then were you task: to number on a head, _ 2;
The haires :I know not how your thought are lead, ' 4 - » j-
On‘this flroug Tom-r {hall my opinion ”refl, -

Hearst/sick; qf‘hdirc gregaodjmz balde the luff,

Wkilfi this Paradox is infieakingfluc ca Enters with Sir Van gh- ;
fan at one doore,4ndfioretly plumb him: than Exit and bangs m 1%
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Hm: : my delicate Poeticall Furiegh‘afi hit it to ahaire.
I - Sir Vanghanfleps om.
Sirvm. By your Emour Mallet Tucky, his bald: tea-4
fons are wide abou: t‘wo hayrcs, lbefces you pardon me:

ladies ,that lthrufi info malepartlv among you, for] did.

but; mych have, and fee how this crucll Pact did handle bald
headcs. I ‘
Sn Ad. H: gauethem but their due Sir Vaughan; Widqn‘
dowdid he nor? ,

WM lly myfaith be mad: more ofa bald: head ,than
ever I {hall be able : he gau: them their due truely.

Sirvaugh. Nay vds bloud ‘ their due is to bce’a the right
hair: asIam, and that was not in his fingers to giue, but
in God a Mighties: Well , I Will 11er that humorousand

. fantallicall Poet Mallet Horace, to break: your bald: Pat:

Sir Adam, ‘ , - ‘
Sir Mala. Break: my bald: pate?
“Tm. DOG hear: my worlhipfull blackheadi
Sir “044g. Patience Captain: Tucky, let me abfolue him;

" Ll mean: he {hal pricke,pricke your head or (com: a little with

his goofé—quils,f0r he {hal make another Thalimumpr .crofl‘e-

'flickes, or fom: Poolinoddycs, wi*h a few: Nappy-grams in’

themjh’at {hall lift vp hairc,and fee lean en dmlth his . learned
and harry commendations. ‘

Hor. This is cxc:llent,all will come out now.

Dim. That film: Home: m: rhinkes haslthemofl vngod.’
ly face,by my Fanglt lookcs for all {be world, 11k: a rottehrufq
{ct Apple,wh:11.tis bruiz.’d; Its better then a {yoOntfidl of 8x1
mmon water next my heart,fcr m: to hear: h1m l‘peak: ;hcc
foundes it {o i’th hole, and tflkcs and randes for all Eh:
world, 11k: the poor: fellow vndcr Ludgat: : oh Eye. EB:
onhim. \ _ l ‘ x , .3;

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H CIl'ior. Ile face fome of you for this, What you fhali riot

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Tguc. Its the flinckingi’t dung-farmeréu-e F0}! Vpon‘hiin. _
Sir Um. Fohtoundes yOu make him 'vrfi: than olde’ her-

ring: fohtb)'Se{u Ithinke he’s as tidyfindas‘talla Poet as :—

ucr drew out a long verfe. ‘ ' '

’ Tue. The bei’t veriéthat euerlknew him hacke out , was
his white necke-verfemoble Ap Rees thou wouldfl {come
‘30 lays thy lippes to his commendatxons, and thou fmeldl’t
him out as I d oe,hee calles thee the burning Knight of the Sa-
_lamander. ' I i
- Sir Dang/a. Right, Peter is my Salamander 5 what of
him? but Peter is neuer bu‘tnt: howe nowefo, ' got: we
now.

] {h'l'ucm And {ayes becaufé‘thou Clipfl the Kinges'Eng-
l . ,

Sir Vaughan Oundes meef that’s treafon : clip ,9 horrible
treafons, Sefu holdeemy hancies; clip: he baites moufc—trappes
for my life,

Tuccd. Right little ‘Twimk‘kr, right : hee {ayes becaufi:
thou fpeak’ti 'no better,thou canfi not keepe a good tongue
in thy head.

" Sir Umg. By God tis the befi tongue,I can buy for loue
or money.

g Tito. He {hooters at thee too Adam Bell , and his atrowcs.
Ricks hcete; he calles thee bald-pate.

5 r Umgb. Oundes make him Prooue thefe hitoilera-
,bilities; ' . -

( Tue. And askes who (hall carry the vineger—botdewt then
he time —: too’t, and fay es Prickfliaft ': nay Miniuer hee crom-
piestby Cap :00 ; and _ ,
. Cri. Come Tucca,come,no moresthe man’s welknowne,
thou needii not paint him,whom does he no: wron’ga ' ,

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TuaMary bimfelfe,thCVglie Pope Boniface,~pardons him;

, felFegand therefore my hid geinent iéghat prefently he bee had’

from hence ,to his place of execution , and there bee Stab’d,
Seab’élfitab’d. i ii ‘
Hor. Oh gentlemen-Jam flainephflauc artbyt’d to mus-
der me,to murder me,co murder me! '
Ladm. Oh God I . ‘
Sir ledgh. Ounds Clapton-you haue put all Poetrie to the
dint offword,blow Windeabouc bun: Ladies for our Louie's
fakeyOu that haue fmocks,ceare off peecesfio {home through

, his oundes :_ Is be dead and buried? ishe? pull his nol'e, pinch,

rub,rub,rub,rub.

Tu. Ifihe be not dead,looke heere; I ha the Stab and ip.‘
pin for _him:if I had kil’d b1m‘,l could ha pleaf‘d the great oole
with an Apple. , , “

C71]: How now? be Well good Horate , beer’s nowoundg,
Y’are {laine by your owne feares ; how doll thou man:
Come,pnt thy heart into his place againe;

Thy" out-{ides neither peir‘f’r,nor ln-fid‘ellaine.

Sir Van. I am glad M.Ho_race,to fee you walking. ’

H0. Gentlemen ,I am blacke and blewe the breadth of a
groate. .

Tm. Breadth of a groate? there’s a teflon , hide thy infir.
mities,my fcuruy Lazarus; doe,hide it,lea{l it prooue a {tab in
time : hang thee defpcration,hang chee,thou knowflé I cannot
be fharpe fee againfl thee: looke , feels my light-vpcailes allJ
feele my weapon.

Mz‘. O'moll pittifull as blunt as my greattbumbe.

Sir Van. By Sefu, as blunt as a VVelfh bag-pudding.

Tue. As blunt as the top of P oules ; tis not like thy Aloe;
Cicaurine coneguegbitter':‘no,tis no fiab’berbutlikc thy good?-
ly and glorious nofe,blunt, blunt, blunt :- ‘dofl roare bulcbm?
doll mare! th’afi a good rounciuall voice to cry Lanthorne 85
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. ‘- Sm VAI Two vrd s Horaté about y'allr'cares :‘ how 'ch‘hnccfif. .
pifl‘csghht you bicf God boyghf to’ an‘ honel} ttadflofbuildmg
Symneys,and_ laying: downé Bric‘kes , for- a Work handicrafb
ncs,to maké nothing hzgtrailcs; youtMuFe leancs vpon no-
thrmg but filthy rotted railcs , Tue-h as Fraud on Poules head,»
how chance? _ ' ‘ ”

Hor. Sir Vaughan. /
Sir V4. You 1y: fir varlct fir villaineJ am {it Salaman dcrs,‘
ounds,is my man Matter Pete: Salamandxers face as vrfc as \
mme -.' Sentl-emen,all and Ladies ,and you fay once or twice _
Amen , Iwii’llap this little Sildc, chi-s» Booby In his blankets
agen. '«
» 0mm. Agreefdfigrcc’d. _ ‘
Tm. A blanket, thcfé crackt V enicc glachs {hallfill him
om,th¢y {hall toffe him , holde fafl wag-tanks : {'0 , come , in ,/
take this bandy with the racket of pitieme, why whenf dofi
flampc mad Tamberlainc , dofi Ramp: -.' thou thinkfi th’afl
Monet vnd‘cr thy fecte,dofl:’
dez’a. Comc,a‘ band y ho. » x ,
HOV. O holde mofl facrcd beauties. ‘ ' -\ , 1;
Ski/’4». Hold,filence,the puppet-teacher {peak-es. a
Ho. Sir Vaughanmoble Capten,Gentliemcn, ,
C rifpinns,dcarc Demetrius 6 rcdeeme me,
on: of this infamous—-—by Godby Iefu
Cri. Nayfivcarcnot {0 good Hora-eemovv thefe Ladies,

Ate made yourexccution‘crs : prepare,

To {offal-like a gallammot a coward;

Ilc trie t’v’nldol‘e,thcir handsjmpolhble.

Nay, wom‘ens vengeance are implacable. , - '

\Hbr. Why,would you make me thus the ball offcornez’ y

Tue. Ile tcll’thce why,bebaufc that): cmred Actions of af-
fault and battEry,againfl a com panic of honourable and _wor- ‘

{hipfull Fathers oftbe law: you wrangling rafcall, layv none

of: the pillcrs ath land,and ifthou becfl bound t00’t(asl hgpc

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"thou fiaalt bee) thou’c prooue a skip-lathe , thali’t be whipt ;

Ile tell thee why,becaufethy {putteting chappes yel e , that

Arrogance, and Impudenee , and Igno‘raunce, are t It: efi‘en—
‘ trallpatts of a Courtrer.

Sir Vail. You remember Horace) they will puncke , and
pinckgand pumpe you,and they catch you by the coxcomhe:
on I praypne lafh,a little more.

Tm. Ile tell thee why. becaufe thou cryeft ptrooh at war.
{hipfull Cittizens,and ca-l’it them Flat—caps, Cuckolds , and
bancktupts,and model} and vettuous wines punckes & cock.
atrices. Ile tell thee why,becaufeth’afl arraigned tWo Poet;

againfi all lawe and confcience; and not content with

that , haf’c turn’d them amongfl a company ofhorrible blacke
Fr ers. ’

ySir Van. The {ime'hand fiill,it is your owne another day,‘
M.Hora¢c,admonitions is good meate.

Tue. Thou art the true arrai gn’d Poet , and {houldfl haue
been hang’d,but for one ofthefe part-takers ,, thefe charitable
Capper-lac’d Chriflians, that fetch: thee out of Purgatory,
(Players 1 meane) Theaterians pouch-mouthStage-walkers;
for this Poet,for this, thou mul’t lye with there foute wenches,
in that blancketior this -----

, Her. What could I doe,out ofa iufi reuenge,
But bring them to the Stage? they enuy me
becanfe I holde more wet-thy company. ,

Deme. Good H orace,no;my cheekcs doe bluflm for thine;
As often as thou fpeakfl fo,where one true
And nobly-vertuous {pit-itfor thy belt part
Loues thee} wrfh one ten,euen From my heart.

I make aceount I put VP as deepe [have

,(In' any good mans loue,which thy worth carries,“
’ A5 thou thy felfe 5 we why no: to fee,

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No,heere the gall I yeswe that‘know what (1ch y . ’ ‘ ‘ ' ‘
Thy verie-heart is made of; know the Halke
\On which thy learning growesgnd can glue 1ti
To thy (once dying) bafenes; yet mull W54
Dance Antickes on your Paper,
Hor, Fannins. ,
Crz. This makes vs angry,but not envious,
No,Were thy warpt foule,put in a new molde,
Ide weare thee as a lewell fee in golde. '

Sn‘Van. And lewels Mailer Horaeegnui’c be hang‘d you"
‘know. ~ ' » '
Tue. Good Pagans, Well laid, they haue {owed vp that
bmken [came-rent: lye of thine , that Demetrius is out at E14
howes,and Criibinus is falne out with Sarah heere, they haue;
but blame-herring doll heare? . ‘ '

Her. Yes honour’d Captainel haue cares at will. - ‘

TM. I It not better be out at Elbowes,then to bee a bond-
flaue,and to goe all in Parchment as thou doll!

Horace. Parchment Captainez tis , Perpetuana I allure

on a. ’
y Tue. My Perpetuallpantaloone true, but tis waxt ouer§
th art made out of Waxgthou mull anfwere for this one day ;
thy Mule-is as hagler, and wean-es cloathes vpon be-li- botruli:
th’art great in fome bodies books forthisghou kuowfi where;
thou wouldfl bee out at Elbow es , and on: at heeles too, ‘
but that thou laycfi about thee with a Bill for this , 3

Ho. 1 coni’efl'e Capten,l followed this {uite hard; ,

TM. 1 know thbu didii,and therefose vx inlet we lune Hi4
ren heere, @eake my little «liflm-waflgers , a yacht Piile-a‘
k1:chins.. , . . ‘

Omms‘w Blancket. 1 . V y ~

Sn" Wm. Holde’ I pray , holde , by sea; l haue put vp-t
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youri'o‘oles Cap’Mafler Homec,which you coucr‘d your Po-
eta Hers in,but a fine tricke,ha,ha;is iumbling in my braine.

Tue. 'llc beatc out thy braines , ‘ my whorfon hanibmc
dWarfe,but ilc hauc it out of thee.

Omms. What is it good Sir Vaughan?

Sir V414. To contiudefis after this manners, became Ma.
Horace is ambition , and dries confpire to bee more bye and
tall,as God a mightie made him , wee’ll carry his terrible-,per.
ion to Court , and there before his Mafeflic Du'b , or
what you call it , dip his Mute in form iicour, and chriflen
hiin,or dye hi m,into coliours ofa‘ Poet.-

0mm. Excellent. ,

Tue. Sup er 3 uper—excellent. Reucfers gee,“ proceede you
Mafiers of A rte in kiflin g theft wenches,and in daunces,bring

ou the quiucring Bride to Court, in a Maske , come Grume
boil , thou {halt Mum with vs 5 come , daggc-mee skneakes-
bill . .

Hor. O thou my Mufe !

Sir V M. Call vpon God a mighty , and no Mufes , your
.Mufe I warrant is otherwife occupied, there is no dealing
with your Mule now , therefore I pray matfe, merit-,marfc,
oundes your Moofe. £xeum.

Cr: We {hal haue {port to fee them,come bright beauties,
The Sunne Hoops low,and whifpers in our cares, '
To hafien on our Maske,lct’s crowne this night,

With choife compofcd wreathes of fweet delight. Exmm.

Enter Terrill dud Czleflinefadly, Sir Quintilianflirring 4m!
migling 4 cup 0 f Wine.

m ONight,thatDyes the Firmament in blacke,

\ , And like a cloth ofcloudes dofl flretch thy limbes;

Vpon the wind y Tenters of the Ayre :
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the Huni‘erous Pd‘e‘t;
Like a long mourning gowne : thou that art made ‘
VVithoutuah eye,becaulc thou lhouldlt not fee . l
A Louers Reuels : nor participate '
The Bride-groomes heauemh heauen,to me a hell :
lhaue a hellin hcauen,a blefi'ed curfl'e; ,
All Other Bride—groomes long f01-Night,and tax:
The Day oflazie (loath; call Time a Crip it,
And fay the homes limpe after him : but l)
“7101 Night for we: banifht from the skie,
‘ Or that the Day would neuer fleepe: or Time,‘
Were in a {wounds and all his little Homes,
Could neuer lift him VP with their poorc powers; _
_ Enter Caelellinc.
\ Butbackward runnes the courfe of my delight;
The day hath turn’d his backe,and itis night :
'l'his nightwill make vs odde; day made vs ecuen,’
All elfe are damb’d in hel,hut l in hca‘uen.
Ce. Let loofe thy oathfo {hall we Hill be eeucn; » , 7
Yer. Then am Idamb‘d in hell,and not in heauenoi. ' ‘ *
(23/, Mull I then goePtis eafie to fay no, - , - l 5: '.
Mull is the King himf'elfefind I mull gee; \ ,1.“
Shall I then gochhat word is thine51 (hall, 51 'v
Is thy commaund :Igoe becaufe I (hall; ‘ ' ‘ ' ' f. J
Willlthen goe?I aske my felfe56ill, , ‘ ' E
King, l'aies I muli;you,l lball;l,[ will. ‘ . V'
Tm Had I not fwome. Cal. Why didfighou fwcare:
Teri, The King .
Sat heauy on my refdluion,
Till(out ofb’reath)it pantcd out an qgth. , *
642/. An oathfwhymhat’s an dflfi’txsbut the finoalm,
Offlame 81 bloudgthe bl’ilier ofthe ffiflit’, - w ‘ A
Which rizeth from the Steame ofrag’egghééhubble _ . l ‘ 5
That flioote; vp to the tongue,and fcél’cle’sth’e voice, 3
(Fox oathes’ are burning words)thon [Worfi but one, \ g
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V The ytttt‘ttfiit} g of
Tit frozen long agoe: it‘o’ne he numhrecl,
VVhat (‘onntrimcn are thsyfwhete doe they dwell,
Ehat {geake naugh: cll': but asthesP
/ Tm. l hey’te men ofhcll.
An oatlfivx hy tis the traf‘heke of the f ule,
'l‘ is law within a man; the realeoffitith,
Thcbénd oFcuety confeiencewnto whom;
VVe fit out thOUghts hke hands : yea ‘ fuch a one
I f:\’ore,and to the King : A King ccntames
A thoufand thoufand; whm I More to hxm,
I {wore to them; the very haircs that guard
His h cad,“ ill til 2 vp hke Sharpe wituefles
A ainil my faith andloyalty :h:s eye ,
V ‘ ould Hraight condemnc mt :argue oathes no mote; '
My oath is highfior to the King I (were.

812$" Sir (Mintllian wit}: Ilse mp.

Cm; .Mufi I betray my Chal’dtvg So long

Cleane from the treafon oftebdling lull;
0 husband 1 O my Father! ifpoore I,
Mull not line chafl,then let me chalily dye.

5.in Lheer‘s a charm: (hall kc ep thee chafie,eome,come§.
‘ Oldc Time hathleft vs but an home to play
Our parts; begin the Scean'e,“ ho shall (peak: firfi?
011,1,1 play the King,aud Kings {peaks fitH;
Daughter Hand thou hecte,thou Sonne Tertillthcre»
O thou flandfl well,thou lean’fl againl’t a poal’r,
(For thou’t be poll €495»! warrant thee: ) _ ‘
The King will hang alien}: about thy neeke,
And make a poal’tn}: , 4e ; youfland well both, ’
VVc neede no Pré :ufe,thc Kingentring 511%,.
He’s a mall glacioiiélfirologuc : mary then
for the Catamtolshefit byiloguc,

   
 

Thet‘s

 
the Humorous Poet.
Ther’s one in cloth nf‘Qiluers which no doubt,
VVill pleafe the hearers well when he Preps out;
His mouth is fil’d with words: fee where he Hands;
He’ll make them clap their eyes befides their hands.
But to my part; f uppofe who enters now,
A King ,whol'e eyes are fet in Siluergone ‘
That blul'heth goldefpeakes Mufickedancingwalkcs;
Now gathers neerer takes thee by the hand,
W hen l’rraight thou think‘l,the very Orhe ofheauen,
Mooues round about thy Enger:,théh he (makes,
Thus ~——-thus . I know not how.
Ce]. Not {to anfwer him.
Sir Quint. No girle: knowfl thou not how to anfwex him?
VVhy then the field is loll,and he rides home,
Like a great conquerour; not aan-er him: '
Out of thy paxt alreadfyfoylde the 9ceanc?
Difi-anckt the lynes? difarm’d the action,»
Tar. Yes yesfirue chal’tity is ton gu’dfo weake
Tis ouer-comc ere it know how to fpeake. - »
S17” q'm'u Come,come,thou happy clofe ofeuery wrong,
Tis thou that cam} diffoluethe hardeH doubt;
'Iis time for thee to fpe3ke, we are all out.
Daughterfind you the man whom I call Sonne,
I mutt confefle I made a deede ofgifi;
To heauen and you and gaue my a the to both :
VVh-en on my blelling 1 did (harme her foule,
In the white circle of true Challity,
Still torun trugtill death : now Sir if not,
She forfeyts m y rich blefling‘and is Fin’d
VVith an eternall curllegthen I tell you.
{ahe shall dyenowmo A: vshxlll he: {oule is true.
Tn”. Dye! i i k ‘ ’
(M. 1,: am deaths ecclio
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The 'vntrulsing of
Tam her Father;eueiy teare I fixed, >
Is threefcore ten yeere old: 5 I' weepe and {mile
Twokindc ofteares: lweepe that fliemuil dye,
lfinile that {he mul’tdye a Virgin : thus
”We ioyfull men mocke teares,and teares mocke vs.
Ter. What fpeakes that cup? ~
Sir quin. White wine and poifon.
Ter. Oh : '
That very name ofpoifo-n,poifons me;
Thou Winter ofa man,thou walking gtaue,
Whole life is like a dying Taper: how ‘
Canil thou define a Louers labouring thoughts?
What Sent hafl thou bu: death? what cane but earth?
The breath that purles From thee, is like the Steame
Of a new-Open’clivault: 1 know thy drift, ‘
Becaufe thou art trauelling to the-land ofGtavu'es,
Thou couetf’t company,and hether bringi’r,
A health of'poii‘b‘n to pledge death : a poifon
For this fweete fpring; this Element is mine,
This is the Ayrel breathg‘cori‘upt it not;
This heauen is mine, I bought it with my foule,
0f him that felles a beau-en, to buy a l‘oule. .
Sir quin. Well,let her goe;ihc’s thine thou cal’fii‘het thine;
Thy Element,the Ayre‘thou breath’ll; thou knowi’t ' i
The Ayre thou h‘rca’th’l’c is; common,make her {0 :'
Perhaps thotfitiéyg'iione but the King {hall We'ai‘e
Thy night-gowneflie that laps thee warme with lone;
And that Kings are not common: Then to fliew,
By confequence he cannotwmake her {0 , . '
Indeede {he may Prom'oot‘e her’ [harm and thine,‘

 

And with your fliames, fpeake a good word for mine 2-

The King {hitting {o cleate,and we {0 dim, .
Our Clarke dif graces will be {een‘ethrou gh him.
Imagine her the cu? of thy moil’t life,
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th e Humcrous Poet.
What man would pledge a King in his owne wills?
Tcr. She dyes:that {Entence poifons her :0 life?
What flaue would ple d ge a King in his owne Wife?
(Bel. W elcome,6 poyfonlphifickc againfl lull? .
Thou holefome medicine to a confiant blond;
Thou rare Apothecary that canfl keepe,
My ehafiity Preferu’d. within this boxed
Of tempting dull,this painted canhen pot,
That Hands won the H all of the white foule,
To fet the {hop out like a flattcrer,
To draw the cul’tomers ofSinnc: comc,ctome,
Thou art no poifonibut a dyet-drinke, ’
To moderate my blond :White—innocent Wine,
Attthou made guilty of my death? oh no,
For thou thy felfe art poifon’d,take me hence,
for lnnocenceflmll murderlnnocence. Drink“
Tar. Hold e,holde,thou {halt not dye,my Bridgmy Wife,
0 Rep thatfpeedy mellenger of death;
0 let him not run downe that narrow path,
Whi ch leades vnto thy heart; nor carry newest
To thy remoouing foule,that thou mull dye. ;
Cod. Tis done already,the Spirituall C curt,
Is breaking vp;,all Offices d il‘charg’d, ‘
My {oule rem oouesfrom this weak: (landing houfe, ~
Offiaile mortallity : Deare Father,blefl'e
Me now and euer : Dearer Man,farewel-l,
I ioyntly take my leaue of thee and life, '
Goe,tell~ the King thou hafi a conflant WIFE:
Tor. I had a con Rant ‘wife,l 1e tell‘the Km g;
Vntill the King —— what doll-thou finilc?art thou
A Father? t . .
Sir qmn. Yea‘finiles on my cheekes arife,
To ibehow fw only a true virgin dyes,

 
 

The vntrufsing of

Enter Blun€,Cri{pinus,Fannius,Plniloc aliapicache,
Petulajngts be for: :19. m.

[Erifl Sir Walter Terrill,gallants are all reacly,
Tor. All tea dy.
7360:. Well faid,come,come,wher’sthe Bride?
Tar. She’s going to forbid the Banes agen.
She'll dye a maide : and {be (he keeps her barb.
V1 ll the men. Faire C selefiinel
Ladies. The Bride l
‘Tcr. She that was fairc,
Whom I cal‘d fair-e and leefl-inc.
Owner. Dead ! ,.
Sir qm‘n. Dead,fl1’s dcathes Bride, , e hath her maidenhead;
CH. SirWaltcr Terrill.
. 07mm. 1 ell vs haw.
Tar. All ceafc,
The lhbieel that We create ofnowis I’m-c,
If you demaund howzl can tell: ifwhy,
Aske the King thank: was :he canfemor I.
Let it {uffice,lhe‘s dead ,{he kept h- r vow, - i
Asks the King why,andthen ile tell you how a . 3;; ,
Nay glue your Renelslifc,tho {he be gone,
To Court with all your preparation;
Leade on,and learle heron; ifany ask:
The miller-y, {Er y death prefencS a maske,
Ring peales of Mufickeyou are Louers belles;
The lolle of one heauen,brings a rhoufand hcls. Exmm;

Enema arm‘d SiWfl",dfl€r him thz’fcmice ofa $471qu : the King
at Amt/7t?” doore meetcs themgbey Exam! .

Kim “WWW FlEuitlerreury a'chauen;’

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the Humorous Peer.
Where th‘an- bfofifrte banquet ofthe Gods, -
Vi hen a long; trains ofA ngels in a make,
Seme the fit” courfiand how their (thiilall knees;
Before the \llacr tablewhere loues page
Sweet Ganimed filles Nethrtwhen the Gods.

Dtlnke healches to Klngs,they pledge them; none but Kings

Dare pledge the Gods, nonehut Gods drinks to Kings.-
Men ofour houfe are we prepar‘rl:

. E; fer S creams.
. SW. R’ly Leige,
All warte the pretence of the Bride.

Km, The Bride?

[Yea,euet_‘.r {enceles thing,which {he beholdes,
\Nil looke on her agenzher eyes refleé’tion,
lelmake the walles all eyes,with' er perfeclion :
Obferue me now. becaule of M askesxand Rcuels,
And many nu pti ,zll ceremonies : Mat-kc,

This I create the Prefence, heere the State,
Our Kingdomes {Eatejh all I? t in‘honours Pride, .
Like pleafures Qgceneghcre will I place the Bride :

Be gone,be fpecdy,let me fee it done. Extent.

A King in Loue,is Steward to himll-lfe,
And neuet {comes the office,my {clfe buy,
Al‘l glances from the Market other eye.

Soft M ufickg,cbdire izfi’t ancient (Empire.

Kin. Soundr-M ufickc,th-ou fweet {ulcer to the ayre;
Now wooe the ayte agen this is the hourc,
Writ in the Calender ofti me, this houre,
Mufickc {hall (pend, the next and next the Bride;
' Her tonguewdl read the Mufitke- Lcéhlrc: Wat
Elgufihee Wagbecaufe thou art not mfg-5-

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' The vmi'uf’sing of
Not deep-read in the volume ofa man, . .
Thouneuer fawfl a thought,poore foule thou thinkfi‘, .
i The heart and tongue is eut’out of one peece,
But th‘art deceau’d,the world hath a falfe light,
Fooles thinke tis day, when wife men know tis night" ‘i

Enter Sir (wintilian.

Sir quint. My Leigeuthey’re come,amaske of’gallants,
Km. Now ---- the fpirit ofLoue vfhers my bloud.
Sir qm’m They come.

The Watch-word m a Maske is the bolde Drum.

Enter Blunt, Crifpinus, Demetrius, Philocalia, Petula,
Dicache, all mas/Wm and mm wit/alight; like mm- 7
km .- leefline inaclam’re, ' '

7 Tar. All pleafures guard my Kihgfi heen‘ep}rei'ent;P
My oath vpon the knee ofduety : knees "
Are made for Kings,they are the fubieé’cs Fees.
Kiflg- Wat Terrillnh’artill fuit’edjll made VP,
In Sable coliours- ,like a night peece dyed,
- new thou the Prologue ofa Maske in blackeg .
Thy body is ill {ha pt; 5: Bride-groometoo ? '
i Locke how-the day is drefl in Siluer cloth, K
Laide round about, with golden Sunne-beames : {of
7 (As white as heauenflhou‘lci a frefh Bride-groome‘ggggb .A.‘
,. ‘NhauCaeleihne the Bfidejn the fame taskeP =7” 7’ £3
, Nay then f fee thet’s mii’tcty in this maske. 9"» ‘i
Peethee ijefolue me Wat? '
Tar. Mygracieus Lord,
That part ls =hets”,fl3ezafi$ges it;onely I
95¢:th the P tologyéfh‘iflhe miflei‘iei'i‘

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I I {were and taxtmy faith with Ia. fad oath;

, - the Hum erous Poet;
Kim Come Bride,the Sceane of blufhing curred firf’r;
Your cheekes are fetled now,and wit the worfig Damask: he}

' A miileryi oh none plaies hcere but death,

This is deaths motiongmotionles? {peake you, ‘
Flatter no longer; thou her Bride-groom‘egthou
Her Father {peake

Sirquim. Dead. 3

«Tcr'. Dead. 1

Kin. How?

Sir qm’n. Poyfon’d,

King. And poyfon’d? _

What villaine durfi blafpheme her beautiestor
Prophane the cleare religion of her eyes?

Tar. Now ngI euter,now the Sceane is mine;
My tongue is ti pt with poifongknow who fpeakes,
And looke into my thoughts; I blufh not King,

To call thee Tyrant: death hath for my face ,

And made my bloud bolde; heare me fpirits ofmen;
And pla ce your cares vpon your heartsgthe day
(The fellow to this night) Paw herand me,

Shake hands together: f0: the booke of heauen ,
Made vs eternallfriends : thus, Wm tnd Wife,

‘ T his man ofmen(the Kin g)what are not kin gs!

Was my chiefe guefi,my royall guei’r,his Grace
Grac’d all the Table,and did well become ‘

The vp per end ,where fate my Bride :in briefe,
Hetainted her chafle ear-es; {he yet vnknowne,
His breath wastreafonfiho his words were none.
Trcafon to her and me,he dar’d me then,
(Vnder the couert of a flattering finile,)

To bring her where {heisnot as (hers,

Aline forlul’rnot dead for-(Chaliity:

The refolution of my foule,out—dar’d,)

Whleh

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The vmrufsing of

Which I maintaine; heei'e take hetjhe was mine;
When {he was liuingbut n ow dead ,{he’s' thine.

Kin. Doe not confound me quitefibtmine owne guixeg
. ' Speakes more it ith'm methen thy tongue committee;
» ”T by fort-ow is my fliame :yet heeteinfptings,

> 10y out OfibrrOVv,holtiiies on: of (harm;
- for i by this hauefounchonce in my life, .

A faithfuil fuhieé ,thou a conflant wife?

(m’. A con‘iant wife.

Kin. Am I confounded tWiCCz’
Blahed with wonder.

Ter. 0 dclude v: e not,
Thou art tootrue to hue agen,too faire
To be my Cxlefi the, too coni‘iant firm
To be a woman. _

Cal. Notto be thy wife,
But flrfi Ipleade my duetiejand falutc ,
The world agen. r *

Sir qm‘zz, My Kingmy Sonne,know all,
I am an Actor in this; mih‘erie, ' " ‘
And beare the chiefeii part, The Father I,
Twas} that minifited to her chai’te bloud,
A true fomniferous potionmhich did Beale
Her thoughts to map e1 and flattered her with. death a
I cal’d it a quick poilbn’d drugm trie
The Bridegroomcs loue‘and the Brides coni’cancie.
He in the pafiion ofhis loue did fight, '
A combat withaffeétion; {0 did both,
She for the poifon {troughs for his oath :
Thus like a happiefather, l hauc won,
A coniiant Daughterfiud a louing Sonnet

Km. Mittout of Maidensgvonder of thy name;
I giuc thee that at: gitien,pure, (ha! lc,the fame
Bette Wat g lgvouldno: patttfor the worlds pride),-

 
 

_ the Humorous. Poet; .
So true a Bride—groome,and fo’ chail e a Bride; , t: "
Cri. Myleigego wed a Comicall euent,
To prefix ppolEd tragicke Argument:
Vouchl‘afe to exercii‘eyour e} es,and Fee
A humorous dreadfull Poecrakc degree.
Km. Drea dfull in his proportion or his pen? .
(Pi/f In ho:h,he calles himfelfe the whip of men.
Kim Ifa cleare merrit {land vpon his praife,
Reach him a Poets Crowr1e(rhe honourfll Bayes Q
But if he claims it,wanl ing rightthereto, »
(As many ball-3rd Sonnes ofPoeGe doe)
Race 'downe his vfurpat‘ion to the ground.
17 m Poet; are with Arte am! New. 7': C rown’al.
Butin what moldelo ere this man bee call;
We make him thine Crifpinus,w1t and iudgement;
.Shine in thy numbers,and chy foule lknow,
Will not go: arm’d in paflion gamil thy foe :'
Therefore he thou our felfegwhzli’r our {elfe lit,
But as {hec'lator ofchis Sceane of wit.
' _ Cri. Thankes royal! Lorileorthel‘e high honors done;
To me vnworcfigmy mindes brightel’r fires
Shall all confumethcmfcluesjn purefl flame,
On the Alterofyour d care eternall name.
16.72. N or Vader stbut next vs take thy S eace,‘
,, Am 720m iflwd by Kings make ng5 772076th
Vie thy Authority. ' _
(51/: Demetrius.
Call in thatfi’lfi-wmting Homagbring
Him and his flma’a’ow foorth.
‘JJcm. Both {hall appeare,
9; No éldik-f)'6dfl m‘amnflfiz‘ckcfin 11mm: Spkczm:

 

, Enter Sir Vaughan. L
Sir 'Ua. Ounds did you {cc him,l pray let all his Maflefl ies
.. a. . . L z

mob”:

 
L : ' LE‘W‘I’S: ‘ 1:??sz

The 'vntrufsin g of
mofl excellent dogs,be fee at libertiesjand hauetheir freedoms
to finell him out.

@6271. Smell whom?

S W Vaugb. Whomhhe Compofer, the ‘Primc of P061335a Has;
mac,Homce,he’s departed: in Gods name and the Kingcs I
farge you to ringit out from all our earesfor Horaces bodie gs
departed: Mailer hue and crie {hall God blefl'e King
VVilliams,I crieyou mercy and aske forgiueoes , for mine
eyes did not findeintheirh‘carts to looke vppon your Mac
fcflie . ’

Kin. What news with thee Sir Vaughan?

Sz'r Vzm. N ew es? God tis as vrfe newes as I can define to
bring about mee : our vnhanfome—fac’d Poet does play at:
bo—peepes with your Grace , and cryes all-hidde as boyes
doe. ‘ .

 

Poet . ‘ ~ \

Sir V4. He’s rcprehended and taken,by Sefu I rcioyce ve-
ry neere as much as ifI had difcouer’d a New-found Landyor
the North and Ball Indies.

Enter Tucca , his 60)! afier‘ him with 21179 pifi'wres “under his c1021“; . ,

and a wreath ofnmlrs : H enter: and Buho pm?! in by tk’bomes
éemzd 3201/9 like S gym, Sir Adam fa/l'owing, M2 712:
Miniucr Wit/J [Jimm’mrz‘ng Tuccaes
ckm’ne.

Tue. So,tlllh’lgltug,pull the ma/d Bull in by‘th homes: 36; ,
,haite one at t at Hake my place-mouth yelpers,and one at 3

that flake (Burners-head.

ng. ‘Whar bufie fellow’s this? -

Tm. Saue thee, my molt gracious Kin g a Harts fetus thee,
all hats and caps are thine, and therefore Ivaile :for but to thee
great Sultana Say/mm} fcorne to be thus put offer to deliuer Vp

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Officers. Stand by , room: there ,backc, roomc for the

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the Hum’erous Poets:
thisfconce I wud.
K 217:. Sir Vaughan,what’s this lolly Captaines name?

Sm V4. Has aver-y fufficient name, and is a man has 8.011: "
God and his Country as good and as hot Seruice( m conque;
ring this vile Monller-Poet)as euer did S. ' George his horfe—
backe about the Dragon.

Tue. 1 {weate for’t,hutTawfoone, holde thy tongue,Mon
Dicu, ifthou’t praife me, dco’t behinde my backe : 1 am my
Weighty Soueraigne one of thy graines, thy valliant-vaflaileg
aske not what I am,but read,turnc ouer, vnclaipe thy C hro-
nicles : there thou {halt finde BuEe—lerkin 5 there read my
pomts of war; lam onea thy'h’landilian—Leaders; one that:
enters into thy royal] bands for thee ; Pun/1:111”: Tamt 5 one
of thy Kingdomes chiefdlquarrellers 5 one a thy molt farth-
full ---fy -.— {y -- fy—_

Sir Van. Drunkcrds lholde my lift. ‘

Tm. No whirlzgigpne ofhis faithfull
(’3 royall Tam or C loam. ' ‘ . v

Szr Vm. Goe too,l pray Captame Tucca, glue vs allleaue

‘ E0 doc ourbufines before the King. .
TW' With all my heart; shi,.shi,sh1lhake that Barre—wheat:

fighters 5 thy drawer

’ When thouwut,

Sir Van. Horace and Bubo, pray fend an anfwere into his

’ Mafeflies cares why you gee thus in Ouids Morter-Morp hefis

and flrange fafhions of apparrell.

7116. m Wh ? .
Afim‘fMy Loyrds ,‘ I was drawne into this begfily (mm by
head and {boulders onely For louel bare to my ngle.
THC. Speake ngle, thy mouth’shext , belch out , belch,
Why __ ~ ,
‘ Her. I did it to retyre mefi'om the world;
And turne my Mr/fe into a Timomfl‘,
Loathinu the general Leprozie omene,
P looks of men :‘

' “1&2de like a'kwlaglie runs through 31:2 3 ‘I did
 

The vntrul’singof
Mix}. it but to M r -
7‘14. But to bite eucry Motley-head vice hy’th n05: , yen
dial it Ninglc to play the Bug—beareS-atyrcfl z yaks: a {331.3%
royall offalhion‘mongers quake atyour pager llullgtsg you
Naflic W l"oli:ois , you and your Itchy Poetry break-s out like
Chili? magma: once a yearc, and then you kccge :1 31‘ch : Ming,
8!. Araigning‘ 8: 'a Scratching; ofmens faces, as tho you Wale
Tyher the long-tail’d Prince of Rattcsfioe you:
Crz'. Haracc.
Sir Vazghm. Silcnée,pray lct all vrdcs be firangledpr {1514;
fall betweene y" 111* teeth.
Cri. Vndcr controule of my dread Sommignc,
We are thy lug ges;thou that dldil Armiguc,
Arc now prepar’d for condemnauon;
Should i but bid thy [1/192]? flmd to tlcc “Barre,
Thy {€le againl’c hél‘ wo'uldl’c giueeuidcncc :
For flat rebellion gainfi the Sacral lawés,
Ofdiuinc Posfie : hecrcin well {he mill,
Thy pwdc mica/[607725 mad: lacr Mme Sam/i,
.Ami nqflgcrlmiro'rwrrm(as thou Preachel’r)
01- {hould we minil’cer flrong pill'cs to thee :
W hatlumpcs ofhard and indigcilcd Huffe,
Ofbitter Saa‘rg’bmof v1 Itquwcr, 7
‘E OfSeéfé-[ohgof ‘Drtrac‘l‘t‘mmfh black:
" Anil flinging lrfikflcc fl)0121d'~\"cfctch yp?
But none oftlidhwc glue thee What’s more fit;
VViI-h flinging nettlcs Crownehis flinging wit.
V Tm ‘fw’cl {aid my Poeticallhuckllermowhe’shuhy banal.
ling rate himfiocrate him well.
Bar. 0 lbefccch your Maiefiygather thenthus to be mt; ' A
, led, llc ha my Satyrcs coatc pull’douer mine sarcsjand bee
:um’d out a the nine Mufes Scruice.
fifth”. Andi mails: mec be Pucto my lhifteswith myne
Ninglea , ' V A ’ /

gl-rwflgb, By

 
the Humorous Poet. ’

Siv V414. By Sell: {0 you {hall MfBuhog flea offihishairic

5km MHoracefbjbfo,vmruffewmmHe. , e '
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Her. Ooh

Tu. Nay your oohs, noryour (Hiram? cannot {Erueyour
turnewour tongue you know is fullef Hifiers \A'iihl‘ayhtlg,
your ace fuflof pockey-hoks and pimples, with your fie—
rie inuent’ons : and t! crefore to prcferue yourhead‘ from
aking, this Biggin is yours . ----- nay by Sefh you {bah
bee a Poet , though not Lam'cfyed , yet Nettlef} ed,
10: ‘

'l‘uc. Sim fiinckcr, thou’r: but vntruff’d' now, I owe
thee a whipping Hill, and‘fle pay it: I haue layderoddes
in Pifle and Vineger for thee :- It {hail not bee the
Whipping m) S tyre , nor the Whipping of the blinde~
Beare, bnt of a counterfeit Iugler, thatflealesthename of
Horace. ‘

h Kim I-Iowf‘coumerfeiti does bee Vfilrpc thatname.’
' Sir Vzm. Yemndecde ant pleafe your Cramzhe does 1119
VP that abhominabie name. 4
.7216. Hee does 0 King Cflmbifi'f, hee does :- thou hafl
no part of Horace in thee but’s name, and his damnable
Vices : thou hafl fuch a cemble mouth , that thy board's
afiaide to peepe out: but, Iooke heere you flaring Lenin-=-
€han,11€cre’s the {waste vifnge of Horace 5 lroke per-
boylde-face , locke; Horace had a trim'long-beard, and;
xeafonable good face foraPoet ,(as faces goe now-a-dayes)
Horace did not iskrue and “wiggle himfclfe into great:
.Mens famyliarizy,(iémpudentlie) as thou docfl: nor wear»:
the Badge of Gentlemens company , as thou dooi’c thy
'1"an tie fleeues tack: too 011:1}! wichfome pointes of pros
fit: No, Horace had no: his fiacepmzcht Fullonylet—holes,
‘ like the couer CF a warmino-oan: Horace lou’d Poets well,
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The vnrrul‘sing of
nonemcither Wifemen nor Fooles, but thy felfe : Horace was
a goodly Corpulent Gentleman , and not foleane a hol.
low-check: Scrag as thou art: No, heere’s thee Coppy of
thy countenance, by this willllearne to make anumber of
Villanous faces more,and to looke fcuruily vPon’rh world, as
thou dol’t. V

Cr'. Sir Vaughan will you miniller their oath?

Sir “Um. Maller Afinius Bubo, you {hall {weareas little
as you can , one oath {hall damme vp your Innocent
mouth,

fizfi Any oath Sir,lle {wear-c: any thing.

Sir On. You {hall fwcare by ‘I’baébm ( whois yourrpo-
ets good Lord and Mafl'erfithat heere—after you will not hyre "
Horace, to giue you poefies forrings', or hand-kcrchers, or
kniucs Whichyou vnderlland not , nor to write your Lone?
lctters;whichyou(in turning of a hand) fer your markes vp~

t on ,as your owne : nOr you [hall not carry Lattin Poets about

you, till you Can write and read En glifh at mofl 5 and lalllye‘
that you {hall not call Horace your Ninglc. '

Cm}? By ‘wabus I fweare all this, and as many eithes aé

you willfol may trudge.

Sir Van. Trudge then,pay your legs for Fecs,and bee dif;
farg’d. ‘

7m. Tprooth -.-runne Red-cap , ware hornes there,

\ Exit c/Jfi. ,

Sir V4. NowMaller Horace, you mufi be a more horrible
fwcarerfor your oath'mul’r be (hke your wittes)of many col"-
loUrs5and like a Brokers booke of m any parcels. '

Tue. Rceadjreadgth‘inuentory ofhis oath,

. Har. lle {Weare till my haire Brands vp an en d, to bee rid of
this llingph this fling! "

Sir V a r Tis not your filing ofconfciencejs it?

“I‘m. ,Vpon bun : Infamy. ,

Mort/laugh. fflprimir, you (hallfWeare by Plawbmand the
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the Hu merous Poet.
halfe a {bore Mufes lacking one: not to {weave to hang your
felfe , xF you thought any Man,00man or Silde,couldwrite
Playes and Rimes, as we-‘ll-fauour’d ones as your l‘elfen
Tue. Well fayd , hall brought him toth gallowes al:
ready? ' ‘
SirVAMgh. You {hall fweare not to hum-ball out anew

P13Y>Wlth the oldelynings of lelles ,flolne from the Tem-a
Pies Reuels. " ‘ _,

‘ Tm. Tohim olde Tango.

Sir ’04. Moreouer, you {hall not fit ina Gallery, when
your Comedies and Enterludcs haue entred their Aéfions ,
and 'theeg make vile and bad faces a: euerie Iynqtomakc
Sentlcmen haue an eye to you ,and to make'Play ers afiaidc to
take your part. "

(Tue. Thou {halt be my ngle For this. 1

Sir Vau Befidesyou mull fox-{wearer to venteronthe Gage. ‘
when your Play is ended , and to exchange curtezies,and
complements with 'Gallants in the Lordes roomcs,to make
allxhehoufe mfev in Annes , and to cry that‘s Horace,that’s
M,that‘she,that’s he, that pcnnes and purges Humours and
difealés.

Tue. There hoy,agen. ‘

Sir Vuu. Secondly, when you bid all your fi'iends to the

' marriage of a pom-e couple, that is to fay: you: Wmmd

neceflities, a/ias diam, rotlae riflz‘ng of your eff/146.1545, your
Mufec opfltting : diam Pam Wkitfor-p/flegyou fl1a’llfiveafc
that within three dayes after, you {hall not abroad, In
Booke-binders flmps, brag that your vim—raj“. or Tri-
butafie—Kiflg: , haue done homage to you, or paxde quarr
eerage.
7m. lle bufl'ethy head Holoferncs.
sirVaugb. Mogeouer and Inpriwis; when u Kngghtlm"
' em :-
’ The 'vntrulsing of _
Sentlemen ofvrlhip , does glue you his pafl'e-port, to tea.'
\uailein and out to his Company ,and glues you money for
'Gods fake 5 I will in Sefu, you will fweare (tooth and
nayle) not to make fcalde and wry-mouth Iefies Vpon his
Knight-hoodmlll you not?
. t Her. I new: did it by Pai'nalTus. ‘

Tm. Wu: fwcare by Parnaffus and lyetoo,DoélorDod« I
di 01? < '

PSz‘r V4. Thirdly,and lafl of all fauing one , when you:
\ Playes are milTe-liltt atCourt, you {hall not crye Mew
like aPull'e-cat, and fay you are glad you w-riceout of the

. Courtiers Element. :"

Tm. Let the Element alonetis one a thy reach.

Sier. In brieflynes, when you Sup in Tauemes , a. .
mongl’c your betters, you {hallfweare not to dippe your u !
Manners in too much faV‘vee, nor at Table to fling Epia '
grams, Embleames', or Play-fpeeches about you( lyke 5

’ Hayle-llones) to keepe you out of the terrible daunger of” j
the Shot ,-vpon payne to ‘fit at the vpper encle of. the '5
:Table, a’tlllcfi: hand of Carlo Buffon; fwe‘arc all tliis,by Au
polio and the eight or nine MulES . .

Hor.‘ By Apollo, Helicon ,the MtulES ( who march three
and three in 'a rancke)and by all that belongs to Pernaflusé,
1 {weave all this, , ‘ :

Tm. Beare witnes. i . ‘

Cm]: That fearefull wreaththis honour is your clue,

2/! l1 Poet: [hall be Port-Ape: lust you;
Thankes( Learning: true 11/! eccemsfl’ ocfies king)
Thankes for that gracious eare,which you haue lent,
To this moll ted ious,1nol’t rude argument. '
. Kin. Our {pints haue Well been feall ed; be whole pen
Drgwes both corrupgand cleate bloudfrom all men a,
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‘ "the Harnerous Poet; , .
(Careles what veine he prickesflet him not 'réuc; /
When his owne fides are Hrucke,b10wes,blowes,doe crane“
Tm, Kings-trucemy noble Hearbe-a-gracegmy Prince‘-
Ey fiveet—Williarn,a booue ----- Stay firl’r , IR 21 match or no
match,Lady Furniuall Ifl'.’ »'
Sir Ad. (5? Sir quim. A march!
W122i. La matchfi me he hath hit the Mifiris {0 often i’th,
fore-gameme’lleene play out a rubbers. ‘
.Sir 9/1014 Take her For me.
Sir gain. Take her for thy {€cher for me.‘
Sir “Ow. Play out your rubbers in Gocls name,hy Sefu Ile
neuerhoggle more in your Alleyfiddow.
Sir Quint. My Chaine.
Sir Adam My Purfe. ,
Tue. Ile Chaine thee pt‘Cantly , and giuc thee ten pounri
~rid a purfe: aboonc my Leige:--—-. dauncc 6 my delicate
ufilsnat my wedding with this reuerend Antiquarygifi done?
we thou? ‘ ‘
" Kin. Ile giue thee Kingly honour: Ngght and Sleep,
With filken Ribands would tye vp our eyes, L
But Miflris Bridepne meafure {hall be led,
19 {C938}? of Mid-nightshafi,and then to bed. Excmzr;

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: Epzlogm:

WE
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Tuccd.GEntlemen ,. Gallants , and you my little
V Swaggerers that fight lowe : my tough '
hearts oanke that fland too’t {o Valltantly,and are
fiill within a yard of your Capten :‘Now the Truma
pets ( that {ct men tOgether' by the cares) haue left?
their Tantarasragsboy , let’s part frtend’s. I recantg
heart: thnes all you Gentlezfolkes (that walks i’th
Galleries) I recant the opinions which I heldc of
Courtiers,Lad1es,SC Citttzens, when 0nce(in ania‘fgts
fembly ofEtiersflrailde ypou them: that Heretical ' "
Libertine Horace,tanght me (0 to mouth it. Befides,
twas when. Rifle Tucca was a boy: twas not Tucca
that railde and toar’d the n,but the Deuill 8: his An:
gels : But now,Ki:ngs’-‘truce,the Capten Summons 3

' ’- Parlee,ancl deliuers himfelfe and his pra-ting compa-

ny into your hands,ypon what compofition you wil;
Are you pleal ’d? and Ile danceFriskin forioy, but if
' you be nogby’ch Lord lle feeyou all A y heerefor
yourtwo pence a peice agen , before He loofe your
company. Iknow now fome be come hyther with
cheekes fwolne as big with hifles, as if they had the
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bold as, ' imreateghem while in anOther place.
Are you aduiz’d what you doe when you hifle .? you

hlowe away Horaces Ieuenge ; but if you {ct your
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‘ / Epilogue.
' hands and Scales to this,Horacc will write againfi it,
l and you may haue more {port : he {hall not loofc his ‘ ,
labour, heflmll no: tume his blanks verfcs into wall ’
_ . paper: No,my Poéiaficrs will notlaughat him, but
i , .willvnrtufl‘e him ag‘cn,andag6n, and agen. Ile tell
’ ' you what you {hall doc, call your li-ttlc Tucca into
a Boll ‘. doe,make a Bell ofme,andy be al you my clap:
pets , vpon condition , wee may haue a lufii‘e peale,
this colde weather: I haue buttwo 1ch left me,
” and they are both yours : Good night
‘ my two penny Tcnamg
Gad nightg

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