igiSiiiii; Hi A. ^- — ' \e .^ 4r %: . m-wi :^ ^liOiNVsm^"^ %a3Ar 1 ^-Ti^ 'A < 3C .>^ ^~^ui vnii f \ji)4/> ^S; •OFCAl ■^JIJJ.^V iUl'^ -'^aj,\i:- i ^yy^mmmu ■/.. vr ^. ^ILiM.W, ^'juj/\ii1lI j.n^ / Wi 1 U VJ I I J ' I nr I iir ri r , 0/?^ ^^OfCALIFO^ ,^WEI vr ^6'Aavaaii-i^~^ <'jij:j:i^ .iJV^' >. ^VslOSANCElfj^ ^ BURNS IN DRAMA. Edinburgh : Frinted by Colston ^ Son, FOR EDMONSTON & COMPANY. LONDON .... HAMILTON, ADAMS, & CO. CAMBRIDGE .... MACMILLAN & CO. GLASGOW .... JAMES MACLEHOSE. ABERDEEN .... LEWIS SMITH. BURNS IN DRAMA TOGETHER WITH SAVED LEAVES EDITED BY JAMES HUTCHISON STIRLING EDINBURGH! EDMONSTON & COMPANY 1878 > J » > i » » * > > * ' I J > J > * I > i > i » » 3 « • t > > > ' ' a X » NO T E. THE Saved Leaves (it is the Author speaks) are as they name themselves — saved leaves. There is a literary flush in most impressionable young students, from sixteen to twenty-three or so — of such flush these leaves are saved specimens. What is said of the Ballad of Me r la will, with the dates, sufficiently orient the reader; who, du reste, — so far as the collecting is concerned, — will, perhaps, think of an occupation of recess. It is different with Burns in .Drama ; which, neverthe- less, was itself planned, begun, and in large part written in 1855. It is scarcely necessary to remark that, by this piece, no drama of plot or incident is intended, but only a study of character. With this object in view, the matter of concluding (partial) monologues was found unfit for the form of dialogue. The judicious reader will, probably, perceive that some part of the ' saving ' element was consideration of the variety of tastes. * * ' ' * ** / * ' C 1 I t ^ CONTENTS. CM 23 o tn % & I. BURNS IN" DRAMA— pa&k Act I. The Natural Jet— Awaking Youth, . . i Act II. Opening Manhood — Young Blood, Young Feelings, Young Bitterness, ... 6 Act III. Life, Love, and Horror of Eclipse, . . 17 Act IV. Edinburgh and After — The Blaze and Ashes, 30 Act v. Dumfries and the End, .... 55 Note, The Character of Burns, ... 69 n. SAVED LEAVES :— 1. The Novelist and the Milliner, .... 75 2. Venetian Madeline, ...... 83 3. The Novel Blowers ; or Hot-Pressed Heroes, . S6 4. Belshazzar's Feast, ...... 96 5. The Tale of Aihai, loo 6. The Ballad of Merla, no 7. Sleeping Beauty and Epilogue thereto, . . 137 8. The Universal Strike, 161 9. A Peep into a Welsh Iron Valley, . . .167 10. The Blacksmith's Hame, . . . . .177 11. On Wordsworth's Great Sonnet, .... 178 12. Full Dress, 179 13. Social Condition of South Wales, . . .184 14. TheNavvie, 188 15. Geenemer, . 194 16. Lonely, ........ 196 41 G^ CONTENTS. Saved Leav es — Continued. 17. Parted, 18. A Thought, 19. A Sabbath Thought, . 20. Le Triste Metier que de Voyager, 21. The Lay of the Shuttle, 22. Sonnet of the Signora Maratti Zappi, 23. The Foreign Country at Home, . 24. The Enchanted Isles, . 25. Why? 26. On Jane H. S. when a Girl, . 27. Ogrebabe the Body Snatcher, 28. ' I Am That I Am,' . TAdE 197 197 198 198 199 2CX) 228 229 230 230 248 BURNS IN DRAMA. ACT I. the natural jet — awakening youth. Scene i. Motmt Oliphant — Saturday NigJit — Biini^ Seventeenth Year. William Burness. Hawkie dead ! Just one thing after another — evil upon evil — cross upon cross — and that hard- hearted man, the Factor [Enter the FACTOR.] Mrs. Burness {with a start). Gude be wi' us ! Speak o' the deil Factor. Speak o' something nearer hame, mistress, and mair to the purpose. — Are ye a' g>'te ? Ye glower as if ye saw a warlock. W. Burness. You have certainly taken us by surprise, sir ; but come to the fire, and seat yourselfl Factor. I doubt it's no worth whyle sitting, for I daur say your answer is no very pat to this bit paper. W. Burness. The ar/ears again ! Factor. Just that same ; and no ony shorter, you'll see. W. Burness. I see it, sir — I know it well. But what can I say ? I fear my answer must get shorter : I cannot pay. Factor. But that answer I canna ony langer tak, Wil- liam Burness ; I must liave the money. A 2 BURNS IN DRAMA. [ACT I. S. I. Mrs. Burness. But listen, sir ! Surely it's no the bread o' idleness that's eaten in this house ; surely it's neither what \vc put in us, nor what we put on us, that keeps us in your debt. We sleep little, and we work meikle. We strive and we strain ; we hain and we kain ; and we scrimp ourselves o' the very necessars o' life that we may be burthenless and blameless before God and before man. Oh, sir, sir, we mean to pay you, and we will pay you. Gie us but time. Surely, surely, we do the best we can. Factor. It's no for me, mistress, to say what you dae or what ye dinna dae : I'm just here to get what's awin. Mrs. Burness. But you ken yoursel how things have gone against us — you ken yoursel what kind o' seasons W. Burness. Agnes, Agnes, it is no use speaking — all has been said : I am wearied o' words, and money I have not. Factor. But money you must have — money I'll mak you have, or there's no a spoon in your haun, nor a luggie on your table but '11 gang to answer for't. Mrs. Burness. We have lost crops — we have lost cattle. This very day, Hawkie, the best o' the hale byre, is dead. From first to last it's been a bad bargain. Factor. And wha made ye tak the bargain ? — were you forced to it ? — was it no your ain doing ? And what business had a gardener wi' a farm at all t I suppose naething less would serve him than makin' lairds o' his sons, and leddies o' his dochters. W. Burness. You are not likely to understand my motives, so Factor. O ay I you are a great gentleman, are you ? You could run into debt, though, and ^'g'g ithers to run into debt, and a' to get tutors, and teachers, and schoolmasters for your twa coofs there. It's a' edication, edication — books, books — writing-masters at Dalrymple, and French anes at Ayr, and honest folk canna get their ain aff ye. W. Burness. Go on, sir, go on ! I despise your mean- ness, and can keep my temper. Factor. What business had a gardener body to tak a farm at all, I ask ? But I maun humbly beg your pardon ; it's no a gardener we maun ca' ye, but a great man in dis- ACT I. S. I.] BURNS IN DRAMA. guise, a great man frae the north, that keepit a sword ance, the Lord preserve us ! and gaed oot wi't. W. B URNESS (rising). Sir, sir, sir ! Mrs. Burness. Dinna heed him, William : he's just wanting to anger ye. W. Burness. Just so ! Well, sir, well ? O, I can still listen. Factor. Listen and pay, listen and pay. What have I to do with your losses and crosses, your bad seed, and your wat harvests, your age and your aches, your granes and your pains? It's what you deserve : it set you weel, an auld man like you, to marry a young wife, and bring a smytrie o' brats into the warld ye canna provide for. W. Burness. Man ! will ye have done 1 It's hard, but if we receive good — I tell ye, man, I will work these old bones bare, I will deny this old frame all — And these young things, we will wring, with the blessing of God, we will wring your money out of our thews for you. If that content you, go — take yourself from our sight. If not, then you must even do your worst. I am old, and I am spent, and I have those that need me, but I stoop no more to beg your mercy — I trust in Him who has heed even of the fowls of the air and the beasts of the field. Factor. Oh, man, your airs o' resignation but mak me sick, and a' your canting but hardens me : you're just a d d auld hypocrite, and if you don't pay, by ! I'll Burns {who suffering frojn headache, has been holding his head, now springing up and seizing Factor). Silence, sir, silence ! Another word from out your mouth, and I'll send your pitiful soul straight to the father o't. Factor {struggling). Tak aff your hands, let me alane— let me alane, I say ! Burns. No, by the Lord ! I'll grip ye harder. Must we listen to such language 1 Did ye think I could sit thowless by and hear my father insulted and bespittled by such a slavering wretch as you .? Get out of this— out with you ! Out, you mean low cent-per-cent rascal you, you paper-pens- and-ink naething— out with you, or by the saul of David I'll throttle you on the door-step. {Flings Factor out and sliuts the door.) Factor [at door). Rook and stook, thack and rape, ye 4 BURNS IN DRAMA. [aCT I. S. I. drafif ! Rook and stook, ye penniless beggars ! Look for me the morn. Burns {openhtg door). The morn's the Sabbath, you gowk ! Will ye hornin and caption on the Lord's Day, you ass of a fox ? {Shuts door.) [W. BURNESS has buried his face in his hands., the chi/dren cry, and Mrs. Burn ess endeavours to appease thein.^ W. BuRNESS [after a pause). It is well, Robert ; but he to whom the flames of God are given must not let them rive after their own fashion : he must control — hold them, and have them. It's done and cannot be undone, and things very likely, after all, are not worse tlian they were. But I suppose we have all had supper enough. Agnes, bring the books. We will seek that refuge which cannot be denied even to the most miserable — the captive and the prisoner. Scene 2. Irvine — Eglinton Woods — An Autumn Sunday — Btirns on a Rustic Bridge., trees climbing up on the right behind him, and a small clump a little to the left before Jiim — Tops of Castle, show left, over trees. Burns. Ha ! 'twas a good joke, and what a laugh it made. What a devil they must think me — worse than any bleezed old rake among them. And yet if they but knew — the blate blockhead that I am — and I am twenty- two ! And Ellison has rejected me ! — I suppose I could not play the man enough, and force her into an adoring servi- tude — carried off her feet ! I wonder now if that was love I felt for her, or calf-love — calf-love, and awful respect before the air she had 1 The lasses daunton me. Ah ! if I could but be upsides with them for that mortification — pshaw ! the half of it was play-acting. How peacefully the water flows, a gleaming glide — a gliding gleam ! How clear the concave of the sky within, and how the trees point up, and up, around it. 'Tis the eye of beauty. Ha ! it glamours me — it reels — my head turns — I must look elsewhere. Noble that high tower, those windows o'er the trees : ah ! were all that mine ! I'd leap to Egypt ! Greece, and Rome, and Palestine. — Oh ! — ACT I. S. 2.] BURNS IN DRAMA. 5 damn the nail ! Why did I wave my arm in that way, the dooms idiot that I was ! My Sunday coat, too ! Ye rusted uselessness, and ye maun preach to me. I needna dream — I am but a heckler — my father a puir auld gardener — and I had neither shoon to my feet, nor hap to my head— just as my brothers and sisters are at this very moment ! Queer, that a bit rusty nail should be set there to tell me a' that. But, frien', do ye no ken I can rhyme and mak verses — O, " I dreamed I lay," and " My Nannie, O," etc., etc., etc. ! But it 's true what you say for all that — I am nothing, and can be nothing. Work and drudgery, poverty and obscurity, care and anxiety, hanker and canker — that's the life that lies before me. I have learned something, but better I were a clod, and never felt. My stomach is as proud as Lucifer's, and — I am the most abject of wretches, a skulking eye-sore on the streets, that would fain be out of sight How the wind rises — there must be a storm brewing ! It has fallen dark all around — listen ! There is the roar of battle in the trees behind : it waxes louder, louder, nearer, nearer, and the attacked are driven this way — hark what a howl ! And, see, the small clump in front there shudders — shudders, shrieks, wails : 'tis the women, the children, and the aged. Ha ! the shudder and the shriek have ceased — the tide of war has rolled the other way again — how the sound grows distant and more distant, faint and fainter ! — Again, again ! — they come again ! — the fight redoubles ! Nearer, nearer ! — no stop, no stay ! — the enemy is amongst them ! — in the camp — amid the women ! 'Tis general massacre, with the shriek, the howl, and din of murder. But [// tJnmders\ here comes a mightier yet, to quash, and quell, and overawe the pigmies — what silence of expectant fear ! But now the hurricane, the lightning-eyed and thun- der-winged demon of the storm, is over all. — Ha, ha ! he's down upon us ! The trees convulse themselves in panic, and tear themselves for flight, and lash themselves, and howl, and desperate give up, and turn, and shiver— white. And / shiver ; the idiot that I am, I am wet to the skin. {Runs off.) BURNS IN DRAMA. [ACT II. S. I. A C T I I. opening manhood : young blood, young feelings, young bitterness. Scene i. Mail chime Race — Neighbotirhood of the Course. Burns. They look like cats, but they run weel, and I dare say win meikle, or tyne meikle — But what have I to do with them or theirs ? I have neither scot nor lot in one thing or another here. Man, the pismire, 'plays such fantastic tricks before high Heaven as make the angels weep' — or laugh ! What a yatter, and a blatter, and a stir — what a churm that Grand Stand is ! What excited thrawin' o' heads, and affected liftin o' chins, and carried- awa boos — the very pink of perfection — o' gomeril monkeys o' men to gomeril monkeys o' women, a' gane aff at the head, and mincing what they think a langage o' the gods ! Od, but it's a funny thing, the hale o't ! What a life they hae — what things they live for : Operas, and hells, and drawing-rooms, and becks, and grins — and empty sowls, by G — !^0u ay, Robin, Robin, you're a peg owre low this mornin' — what ails ye, man ? [The Laird of CoiLSFlELD/^ii'j-/^^, says, ' Good morning, Mr. Burness ! '] Good morning, sir ! It's Coilsfield — a fine fellow ! Well? I don't know if the maist o' them 's that bad after a' — ony waur than oursels. They're fine, frank, throuther, furthy fellows, a heap o' them ! Keep aff their muir-cocks, and — a' the ither corns o' that, as they really believe, superfine flesh o' theirs— That's their pride ! From what a height — with what exasperating sweetness— affability, God bless the mark ! — they speak doon to us ! — If I could but believe that it was all raree-show posture-making for the general amuse- ment ! That puppy with the cigar noo, liftin his hat — Draff, draff — scum, scum ! There's not one of them, but I would like to shake into the reality and humility God meant for them. Their pride, indeed ! — I'm as proud mysel. There's the sun, and here's the gerss and the gowans, and I'm Robin Burness, Mr. Burness, as Coilsfield ca's me — farmer on his ACT II. S. I.] BURNS IN DRAMA. ain shanks, whilk are no bad anes — and I'm a buirdly chiel, and can slan' \vi' the best — and I've a head, and a tongue — a tongue ! — {laughs) — the Lord help them, puir things, it's vveel I Hke them ! — are ye no deceivin', quo she, quo she — are ye no deceivin', quo she ? Puir Bess, my wee bit sonsie Bessie ! it's your innocence that reflects your daddy's guilt, and, do as I like, it will, aye be, ' That's Rab Burness, he's got a bastard wean ! ' There's no changin' that. And I canna mim my mouth, and straik my hair, and look the saunt, a bit the mair o't, but maun just stoyter on, in my ain way, wi' my lass and my glass, and my quips and my cranks, and my reels and my wheels — and no a waur man for the hale o't. Thou knowest if I am bad — if at the core I am bad. I would not hurt a straw, nor wrong a beggar. I would not be false to a man — for another or myself — no, not to escape hell, or win the universe. I would be good— I would be good, and true, and strong. My soul is as a fierce- eyed angel that would wrap the world in its indignant wings, then sink in tears. O my innocent young days — innocent, innocent, up to the fullest manhood — Pruts, truts ! dinna mind ! — for, ' sure as three times three maks nine. This chap will dearly like our kin'. So leeze me on thee, Robin : Robin was a rovin boy, Rantin rovin, rantin rovin ; Robin was a rovin boy, Rantin rovin Robin ! ' [Enter Gilbert Burness and'DxwT) Sillar.] Ha ! Uavie, is that you ? — whaur's you twa daunerin to .' You'll be after the lasses, na ? David. Ha, ha, ha ! Gilbert {severely). We'll leave that to you, Robert : Davie and I are just having a little rational conversation. David. Yes, we are just talking about literature. But Gilbert tells me, you write yoursel, Robert .'' Burns. I canna say that, Davie ; but thae jauds o' lassies, they barm sae in a body's noddle, that ' Green grow the rashes, O ! Green grow the rashes, O ! The sweetest liours that e'er I spend, Arc spent amang the lasses, O ! BURNS IN DRAMA. [ACT 11. S. I. Gie me a canny hour at e'en, My arms about my dearie, O ; And warly cares, and warly men, May a' gac lapsalteerie, O ! ' Hech ! Davie lad, isna tliat it ? Ah man, the hizzies — my blessin's on their sweet breaths ! David. Ha, ha! Robin, you're. a terrible fellow. But is't a' Scotch you write ? Burns. A' Scotch, a' Scotch — I'm a Scotchman mysel. David. Yes, but there's no fame to be got in that way — who reads Scotch, an it bena just the Scotch ? Burns. True, tnie. But there's Ramsay — tlierc's Fer- g\isson — I suppose we maun content oursels with that kind of fame. David. An we can get it. Burns {rathe?- put out). Ay, an we can get it. But/<7;^'re sure to get it, Davie. Such a genius as yours Gilbert. And why not ? Barbers and writers' clerks do not look such privileged classes. Burns. Poor Fcrgusson ! he died in a cell, mad. But why not take Gibbie's way of it, Davie ? Ye're surely just as gude as a wig-maker at all events ! Try prent, man, try prent : ye may grow into a pawett, just as weel as ony ither worm o' us a' into a butterflee. I hope ye keep what ye write, Davie : mind you, ' Humility has depressed many a genius to a hermit, but never raised one to fame.' David. Yes : I keep some things, and print is a great advantage. Burns. Advantage, man ! do you mind what Shenstone says again : 'There are numbers in the world who do not want sense to make a tigure, so much as an opinion of their own abilities to put them upon recording their observations, and allowing them the same importance which they do to those which appear in prmt' Gilbert. The sentiment is judicious. Burns. I should just think it is judicious. Shenstone, man Gilbert. He's a classic, no doubt ; but I do not like his style. He has two which's. Burns. I thought of the truth, not the style, and — ACT II. S. I.] BURNS IN DRAMA. 9 David. It's a great thing, style, though ; Gibbie and me, we were just disputing whether the style of Addison or that of Goldsmith was the best. Burns. Say better, man — the comparative, you know — God bless ye ! Gilbert. Now I would say, which were the better, the style of Addison, or the style of Goldsmith ; I think to repeat the word style, mair harmoniouser. A man of edication is known by the langage he uses. David. Who knows what Goldsmith would have been, if there had been no Addison before him. Burns. Who knows — who knows .' — I wonder wha yon lasses are. Gilbert. Then Pope is not greater than Dryden, because Dryden went before him ? David. Well — isn't it Dryden that's the greatest ? Gilbert. Dryden greater than Pope ! Pope is the greatest Poet that ever lived — isn't he, Robert .'' Burns. Ay, they say sae — they say sae — here's Rankine comin' — but Dryden was a man — \_Ejiter Rankine] — Hoo's a' wi' ye ? Hoo's a' wi' ye, man 1 Rankine. Hoch, hoch, hoch ! Three pheelosophers, cheek by jowl ! ye'U hae settled the nawtion by this time. Yell be ginny be the Primeer, Robin, — Davie the Lord Chancellor, — and Gibbie a Bishop ! Och, hoch, hoch ! Chitch, chitch, chitch ! Burns. Better mak' me the king at ance, and then ye'll be my Scotch jester, Rankine. Rankine. The affairs o' the nawtion — och, hoch ! — the affairs o' the nawtion ! Gilbert. I do not see anything to laugh at, Mr. Rankine, unless it be yourself Rankine. Hear till him, na— hear till him ! That's a' the gratitude I get for makin him a Bishop — Heegh, eegh, eegh ! Chitch, chitch, chitch ! David. That young men should get together for a little intellectual recreation — that seems to you ridiculous, Mr. Rankine ? Rankine. I'm no again recreation, ye decvil, ye ; nor intellect either, an I had ony ; but I've sic a mcll o' a head — 10 BURNS IN DRAINIA. [aCT. II. S. I. it's owre thick. But ne'er fash your thoomb, Davie ; you and me's gude friens. And there's Maister Gilbert — sae as speakin's sair wark — what say ye to a dram } Eh, Gibbie, the feast o' reason, ye ken ? Hee, hee ! Chitch, chitch, chitch ! Burns. So be it ! A dram, Davie ? David. Well GiLBKRT. O go, if you like, Davie ; but I have other things to look after. Robert ! you'll no be late the nicht. Burns. D the lateness ! — that's as may be. Gilbert. Good day, Mr. Rankine — come away, Davie ! Scene 2. Alanc/iimc — The WJiiiefoord Anns. Burns, Rankine, and a jniscc/hineoiis company. Rankine. The Minister ! Ou ay, he got gey an' fou, the body, and guffawed like an idivot, daudin his feet on the grun, and roarin out, ' I'm rale happy !' Burns. Too bad, Rankine, to spot the cloth in that way. Rankine. Drink about, drink about ! Peelly, you're as mini's a bit lassie : ' No, thank ye, sir — I canna tak ony mair — it's owre strong!' — Cough, man, cough — Ha, ha! hee, hee ! chitch, chitch, chitch ! Peelly. I'm daein vera week Burns. Dinna press him, Rankine, he canna stan' meikle. Peelly. I can stan' a gude deal too — It's the nerves o' my stamach — they're delicate, ye see. Rankine. But ye maun dae something — will ye smoke ? Peelly. I'll try, but it maks me seeck. Rankine. Never ye mind that — ^just stick to it a' the same. Lord ! an ye stick to it, ye'll get as fond o't as daft Wattie after he got married. — Wattie, ye maun ken, got sae fond o' his wife, he said he could ha' taen a rug o' her wi' his teeth — Hee, hee, hee ! Chitch, chitch, chitch ! Peelly. Hae, hae, hae ! That's a gude ane. Rankine. Gude Lord, that pleases ye ! Hee, hee, hee Chitch, chitch, chitch ! Peelly. Hae, hae, hae ! ACT. II. S. 2.] BURNS IN DRAMA. ll Burns. Od, ye're a funny fallow, Rankine. Rankine. Peelly you mean — he's just an awfu funny fellow — the stories he tells — that ane, ye mind, Peelly, about the coalyer ye gied the bottle to, and, takin it hame, he had to tie it on the far end o' a stick, and keep it aff his person — it proved so strong ! Ha, ha ! Hee, hee ! Chitch, chitch, chitch ! Peelly. Me ! I never telt ye that — I never did that ! Rankine. It wasna you, eithei-, the wee lassie put down the twa farthins to, and asked for a bawbee spew — her faither was sae fou ? Ha, ha ! Chitch, chitch, chitch ! Peelly. I divna mind o' that cithers. Rankine. No? divna ye — are ye no just blate, Peelly? But ye maun do something extraordinar to bring ye out — noo that ye're passed, Peelly — cut aff a man's head, and sew't on again ! Peelly; Heh ! the man wad dee. Rankine. He wad dee, wad he? Hee, hee! Chitch, chitch, chitch ! But we maun hae some mair drink — Mysie, Mysie ! \E liter a number of other customers, some known, some unknowti — Tjuith din and confusion?^ Burns. Confound^ them ! I wish we could have kept by ourselves. Rankine. See ! we'll push the table up into the corner, and we'll be unco weel, a' the same. Lots can be done in a corner — can they no, Peelly ? What ! ye're laughing, ye deil, but I'm sure, ye needna be thinkin o' salts and sinny — Ha, ha ! Hee, hee ! Chitch, chitch, chitch ! Peelly. I wasna thinkin o' salts and sinny. Rankine. No ! — but that's odd ! Hee, hee ! Chitch, chitch ! \_Miscellaneous conversation of drinkers, partly with previous company, partly not.] Phrase. How do you do, Robert? Have you been reading anything new lately ? Burns. No, nothing particular. Phrase. Have you read Douq-las ? — And what do you think of it? Burns. Well, no great things. There are words and words, and it's all to be very fine. But there is no life : 12 BURNS IN DRAMA. [aCT II. S. 2. is but the pretentious up-and-down of an empty head in the air somehow. Phrase {precipitately). That just shows your ignorance, then ! It has been pronounced the very perfection of writ- ing by the greatest savans in Edinburgh. Pimples. Well, I think, myself, that Shakespeare's better. The langage o' Shakspeare noo — man, it fills your mou' — it's vera fiine! — I'll no say but what the like o' Pope's better, but Creeshy. Hae ye heard about tlic quarrel atwecn Maister Russell and Maister Moody .'' Sandstone. Ay, I well believe there's some of them would Creeshy. It wasna dacent for two ministers to misca' ane anither sae. Sandstone. Ay, I well believe, there's some of them not far off would Burrel. Well, that was my own opinion, but my wife thought it would be better ^&' Flinty. Wull your wife get het water for }^ou at twa in the mornin, when ye bring a frien in — mine wull ! Burrel (looking at Flifiiy, but cotitimii7ig). So I left it to her, but I just said, Depend upon it, there's nothing like scammony — and neither there is. Gashbody. That's good snuff, Jawbone. Jawbone. It's the best. It's a London snuff. Do you know the name of the firm "i No ! Well, it's Laddy, Waddy, Taddy, Brown, Baker, Butcher, & Co. — There's a name for you, alarmingly long, extensively large ! Gashbody. You've a nice box. Jawbone. A lady gave it me. Gashbody. You're a lucky fellow. Jawbone. My brother — the Attorney-Clerk's Depute, you know — gave me this watch : patent lever, capped, and jewelled in four holes. Gashbody. It's silver. Jawbone. Yes : I'm to get a gold one from my father. ACT II. S. 2.] BURNS IN DRAISIA. , 13 Rankine. Weel, Johnny, what side do ye tak ? Johnny {the Landlord). Tak ? Od, I'll tak a dram. Rankine. Stick to that, Johnny. Be it auld licht or new licht, let it aye licht on a dram. They shan't make a Pope o' I— wuU they, Johnny 1 Peelly {tJiinking it time to speak). That's a fine gig our Duncan's got. Boass. a gig, has he ? Peelly. It's pented green. Boass. \Vi' yellow wheels. Peelly. Hoo dae ye ken ? Boass {roughly ritbbi?ig up Peeily's head of hair). Hoo dae I ken } Ha, ha, ha ! Rankine {to Burns., who, silent since Phrase spoke, had at last laugJicd). You're laughing, Robin ! well, out wi"t, man, — let us hae't. Burns. I was just listening. Rankine. Well, then, let us hear something — something o' your ain, ye ken — a verse or twa — And here's your subject, Johnny, Johnny himsel. Hoot ay, man ! just put your lips to that Castalia. Boass. But ye maun tell us whan to laugh — Ho, ho, ho ! Ho, ho, ho ! Burns {disconcerted for a inoine7it). O Johnny, man, O Johnny ! That rhymes to unco funny. There {to Bo.\SS) laugh noo, ye haverel, if ye want to ken whan ! BOASS. Ho, ho, ho ! Ho, ho, ho ! After that, Robin, gang ye awa hame. {Attempts to rub up BuRNs's hair.) BVSKHS {starting itp.) Gang hame ! Boass, Doctor Boass thae big white chaffs o' yours noo — Rankine. Whishtna, Robin, whishtna ! Doctor, sit doon. Sit doon, Doctor {poking BOASS /;/ the stomach with his stick). I'll swallow ye. Doctor, — I'll swallow ye. (BOASS sits down cowed). And noo, what say ye to it, Johnny .'' Johnny. O it's a' the same to me — a jug o' strong yill, a bottle o' port, a full-flowin bowl, or — 14 BURNS IN DRAMA. [ACT 11. S. 2. Rankine. a bowl, a bowl ! All. a bowl, a bowl ! Burns. So be it. I'll pay the piper. There's the shillin, be quick about it, Johnny ! And, meantime, couldna ane o' ye gie's a bit sang. [77/t.' Cure for all Care is stmg?^ Rankine. Bravo, bravo ! And here it comes, the Cure for all Care. Push in your glasses, lauds, and let's drink the health o' Robin. Here's to you, Robin ! Ye're a vera deil, but here's to you wi' a' my sowl ! All. Rabbie Burness's health ! Rabbie Burness's health ! Burns ((9« his feet). I thank ye, lauds, this is kind and cordial, noo, and I'm obligated to you. I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet the like o' you owre a jorum o' gude Scotch drink — nane o' your shilpit stuff frae France or blashy trash frae Germany, but gude auld Scotch drink, our mither's milk. And you, you're a' gude Scotch fallows, and I like ye a' — I wunna quarrel wi' ony o' ye. There's my haun, Boass, and there's my haun, Phrase. — Boass, ye buckle your coat owre a crap as big as a bubbly-jock's, and, haudin your head back, ye gie a did on the grun wi' your stick, and a hoo-hoo o' a cough that just comes from a barrel of pomposity ; but ye're a gude kind o' a man at your ain fire-side, and ye'll mak a creditable bailie some day. And, Phrase, ye'll mak a bonny white and black minister, dainty i' the tongue, and wi' the periods o' a pendulum, and it's true the savans say, ' Douglas forms wild Shakespeare into plan,' — so, here's to you man, here's to you. {Laughter, cheers, and cries of Here's to yoti.) Scene 3. Mauchline — A Dancing- Room — Reels, with floor thumping, and shouts. Burns {with his companions in crowd at door). Bide a bit, let's see wha's a' there. There's my wanton widow, Leezie, smilin and happy, and roun's an apple, a merry bit body — she's dancin. There's my bit lively, black-ee'd Kate, ACT II. S. 3.] BURNS IN DRAMA. 15 and my bit gay, blue-ee'd Agnes — they're dancin. And there's lowin Peggy, and simperin Sophy — they're dancin. And saft Bella's dancin, and I declare there's Anna — ^just see her neck, and her cheeks, and her een, a very heaven o' charms — or a barrowful, by the Lord ! — I canna keep my een aff her. And there's my frien' Yes, Sir, and No, Sir, bouncin Bess o' the public — a coorse lump ! And, sittin doon, there's that dear lassie, Betty Miller, and Tibby Turn- the-Nose-up, \vi' a bit bonny white-faced thing atween them. And yonder's Mysie, ' dour and din, a deil within,' gloomin on everything. See, primsy Maillie's there too ; it's either owre het or owre cauld, or owre something or anither, for her to dance, I'm sure. Her sister, Merran wi' the glee'd een, too — yonder she's sittin as she'll sit a' nicht I'm doubtin, wi' the corner o' her apron atween her finger and her thoomb, and her drapped head, smilin, aye smilin, but the deil o' a partner to smile at. And there's saucy Maggie, that thinks naebody bonny but hersel, I trow. — There noo, the dance is owre — in wi' us ? Anna. Ha, Rab ! ye maun dance wi' me. Burns. Dance wi' you, ye jaud ! Ay to be sure, dance and jump, and onything ye like wi' ye— Hoogh lass, but ye're charmin. Leezie. Gie me my fairin, Rab Burness. Burns. ■ Losh Leezie, and is that you ? — your fairin is't .'' Will ye hae a rub o' my baird } Leezie. Ye haena ony. Burns {luith action). Try ! Kate. I want my fairin, too, Rab. Agnes. And I want mine, Robert. Bess. Ye maun dance wi' me, Burness. Burns. Guide us ! I dinna ken what I'm to do amang ye a', but what I hae I'se gie ye — to the very last o't. {Gives jiti/s, kissini^, or trying to kiss each of them — music plays., and they take partners.) MvsiE. He's an impiddent fallow that Rab Burness — I just hate him. Maillie. He's a great rough brute. Merran {smiling.) He's a funny ane. Maggie. Ye wad a' like to get the offer o' him, though. 16 BURNS IN DRAMA. [ACT II. S. 3. Mysie wad smile, and Maillie wad beck, and, as for ye, Merran — Mekran. O me ! — I say nacthing' against him. ^Maillie and Mysie mttn)Uir?[ Jean {between Betty and Tibbie.) He's no good-looking ; he's black and he's coorse — rale coorsc beside yon bonnie, genteel, red-checked laud. Beity. There's no a laud in a' the parish that's half sae clever, though. TiRi'.lE. Humph ! Wi' a' his cleverness he canna mak a plack : they're as puir as kirk-mice. Jean. Ay, and that's Rab Burness ! Betty. Hae ye never seen him afore ? Jean. No — never. Isn't he awfu wild ? They say — they say {whispering) he's got a bastard wean. Tibbie. Yes, that's true : He may hae dizzens o' them for onything I ken, or care either ; but they keep ane at hame shamelessly in his ain hoose for him, and ye may ken frae that what kin' o' cattle they are — Draff! Til never look the road they're on. Betty. Ah, he's a gude fallow — a rale warm-hearted laud, and sae clever ! Jean. They say he can write poetry. Betty. Canna he na — sic bonny sangs ! Jean. Hasn't he awfu een — just like lowin coals? sh — sh — shoo ! they mak me a' grue. Tibbie. Tuts ! — He's a brute, and his folk are puir scum. Betty. I like him, then, and I'll aye like him — there's no a man in a' the kintra-side can baud a caunle to him — he's that strong, and ticht, and clever. He's just a man — he's just a king o' men. Jean. She's a shameless hizzie, that Anna — hoo she pits hersel up to him ! I wonder he can thole her. Burns {in the midst of inunense glee, hearing the howl of a dog, stops suddenly.) That's Luath. Luath, Luath ! Ha, ye rascal, what ai-e ye daeing here ? Ye've fund me oot — have ye ? Dinna devour me, man ! — wow, but ye're fain ! I just wuss I could get a lass wad like me as weel's my dowg. Voices. Kick the dowg oot ! — and his maister tae ! — ACT II. S. 3.] BURNS IN DRAMA. 17 curse the fallow ! he's takin up the room to himsel. Curse him, and his dowg tae ! — put them cot, put them oot ! Burns. By the Lord that made ye ! the first amang ye that puts a tae on the puir brute, I'll send to the pit o' hell. Voices {fainter on the outside). Oot wi' him ! Betty. Look to him — there's noble^there's grand ! Tibbie. To swear like a dragoon .'* Jean. He's like a lion ! But they're owre mony for him — I canna look. {Curtain falls on some confusion.) ACT in. life, love, and horror of eclipse. Scene i. A Bleaching Green, Mauchline. Jean. The clatty brute ! he's rinnin owre a' my washin. Ca' aff your dowg, ca' afF your dowg, sir ! Burns. The brute ! he's on the claes. Luath, Luath, come here, sir ! I houp he hasna fyled ony thing, has he ? Jean. No meikle. There's a sark or twa, — he's pit- patted the ruffles. Burns. Really now, I'm very sorry. You rascal you, do you see what you've done ? Jean. Dinna hit him. Burns. No, I'll no hit him, for it's no his faut either and he doesna ken ony better — if I had been payin atten- tion mysel, gaun like ony body else wi' his natural een open — But I'm rale vexed for you, my lassie, — What'll they say to ye at ha me .'' Jean. O, I'll gie the things a bit syn', and they'll no ken. Burns. But that's giein you trouble— upon my word I'm very sorry. Jean. O never heed, sir ! — the trouble's naething — it's dune noo, and it canna be helped — I'm glad ye didna strike the puir dowg that's sae fond o' ye. — Hac ye fand a lass yet to like ye as wccl as he docs ? B 18 BURNS IN DRAMA. [ACT III. S. I. Burns. Eh ?— My lassie, what's that .'—Were ye there, then ? Od, I was sure I had seen that bonnie face afore, but, faith, I canna name ye. Jean. I'm Jean Armour — Mr. Armour, the maister- mason's dochter. Burns. What ! — i' the Coogate ? Od, yc're a bit bonny thing — ye'Il hae lots o' lauds, na ? Jean. Lauds ! what way duve ye think that ? I'm owre young for lauds, I'm sure. Burns. No a preen ! I just wush ye wad tak me. Jean. Ye wadna hae a young thing like me. Burns. Wad I na ? Jean. Ye hae owre mony a'ready. Burns. I haena ony. Jean. Ye needna tell me that ! ye hae a dizzen at least, and less micht ser' ye. Burns. A dizzen ! No, not one — why should you think so ? Jean. Ye dinna like Anna, I suppose, nor Leezie, nor Kate, nor Agnes, nor Bess either ? Burns. Bess ! a big ugly hizzie in a public-house ? Jean. Maybe no her, then ; but there's the ithers, — Anna, and Leezie, and Kate, and Agnes ? Burns. Chuts them ! I dinna care a preen-heed for the hale o' them. It's anither sort o' thing that — but you ! I could love you — I could mak a queen o' ye. Jean. I maun awa and syn' the sarks oot. Burns. Let me come and help you. Jean. No — dinna come wi' me. Burns. What's the matter wi' ye ? Jean. Naething, but dinna come wi' me. Burns. What way no ? Jean. Because Burns. Because what ? Jean. I'm frichted for you. Burns. Frichted for me ! What maks ye frichted for me ? I'm sure I wadna hurt a hair o' your heed ! I wadna hurt a fly, let alane you. Jean. They a' say ye're such a terrible blackguard. Burns. Who says that .'' I should just like to know who. ACT III. S. I.] BURNS IN DRAMA, 19 Jean. Just everybody. Burns. Everybody's a leear, then. I'm sure ye dinna think that ill o' me — Come na {jfcan lookittg at him^ and remaining silent), tell the truth — I'm sure ye dinna think that ill o' me. Jean. No — I dinna think ony ill o' ye. Burns. You darling — that's recht, na. You're a dear sweet thing. I kenned frae your bonnie saft een ye were as innocent as a lamb, and couldna think ill o' onybody. Jean. My een are no like yours, then. Burns. What like are mine .? Jean. I dinna ken— I canna say. Burns. Tell me, na. Jean. They mak me grue. Burns {making to put his ar7n about her). You darling lassie ! Jean. Na, na — let me gang and syn' the claes. Burns. I'll gang tae. Jean. No, that ye maunna ! — ye maunna come ! — ye maunna, na ! Burns {Jiavi7ig followed Jean, who now rinses the linen in the stream without entering it). Are they sair fyled? The rascal — I could just fell him for causing you trouble. Jean. And him sae fond o' you ! Burns. Weel, he wfond o'me. Come here, Luath ! No, I'll no touch you. Come here, man {dog springs on him, and caresses him wildly). That'll dae na — gae doon, Luath ! Jean. I think I never saw a beast as fond o' onybody afore. Burns. Ah, if I could get a lass — if I could get you, for instance — to like me as weel. Jean. Me ! I dinna ken what love is. Burns. Couldna ye learn — from my ainsel, noo ? Jean. Ye wadna love me. Burns. But I do love ye. Jean. And ye saw me ance afore, and forgot me : I didna forget you. Burns. And I didna forget you — didn't I say I kenned your face .'' Jean. Pooh ! that's naething. 20 BURNS IN DRAMA. [aCT III. .S. I. Burns. But it's everything. It proves that, even with- out my ain kennin, your beauty, as it budc to do, and was meant to do, had won into the very core o' me. Jean. I hae nae beauty. Burns. You are loveliness itself; you are as beautiful as an angel. What pure innocent eyes you have — what dear sweet lips ! Jean. Dinna speak to me that way. Burns. Why not ? Jean. I dinna ken. Ye've got to your English, and you mak me trummle. — Gang awa frae me — gang awa frae me — let me synd the claes. Burns. But I canna gang awa frae you, and if I could help it, I wadna let you synd the claes — these tender little hands of yours Jean {lookmg at her hands). But what can I dae ? Burns {taking a hand). The bit bonnie wee haun — could I but take.it wi' me noo — ^just to hug it, and kiss it, and speak to it the live-lang day ! Jean. Let go my haun — let go, wuU ye ? Burns. No, I'll no — I'll just kiss it, I wull. Jean. Let go, let go — there's somebody comin. Burns {letting go). There's naebody — there's naebody comin. Jean {laughing). I maun syn' the claes. Burns. But ye canna syn' them that gait — you'll break your back — you've sae far to loot. Jean. I canna gang in the water, and you there. Burns. But I'll no do ye ony harm — ye needna be ashamed o' your leggies — they're Jean {stoopitig so as to cover her ankles with her petti- coats). Ye dinna see them, I'm sure. Burns. Maybe I have seen them. Jean. No — never. Burns. Let me see them, then ? Jean. Na, na — dinna touch me — if ye touch me I'll squeal. Burns. Gang in, and wash your sarks, then. Jean. Gang ye awa, then — I'll no gang in the water before you. ACr HI. S. I.] BURNS IN DRAMA. 21 Burns. What way no ? Jean. Just. Burns. Weel, I'll turn my back, and you can gang in when Tm no lookin — ance you're in, it'll no matter. Jean. No — gang ye awa a'thegither. Burns. But I canna gang awa a'thegither. Jean. Ye maun, though. Burns. But I canna. Jean. It's gettin late, and I maun syn' the claes. Burns. Synd awa, then. Jean. But I maun gang in the water. Burns. Gang, then. Jean {hesitating). Turn ye your back, then {Burns turns his back) — but you'll look ? Burns. No, I'll no look. Jean {tucking in her petticoats, then suddenly desisting^. I canna gang in the water. Indeed, indeed, ye maun gang awa. Burns. What'll ye gie me to gang awa ? Jean. Gie ye ? I hae naething to gie you. Burns. Ye can gie me something I wad gie a' the world for. Jean. Ay, it's true, then — ye're a blackguard after a'. Burns. No, I'm no a blackguard, but I wad gie a' I aucht for ae kiss o' your sweet wee mou. Jean. Daft fallow ! gae 'wa wi' ye. Burns. Gie me the kiss, then. Jean. No. Burns. Yes, ane. Jean. No. Burns. Just ane. Jean. Maybe somebody '11 see. Burns {taking her in his arms). There's naebody '11 see. Jean. Noo, let me go — let me go — let me go, noo ! Burns. You'll come and meet me the nicht at the corner o' the kirk-wa. Jean. Let me go, then. Burns. Promise, then. Jean. I promise — there, let me go. Burns {whistles and calls his dog). Luath, Luath ! 22 burns in drama. [act iii. s. 2. Scene 2. Mauchline — A Mason's Meeting. Burns. Well, it's my opinion. Hornbook {taking stmff). It's your opinion ! — but, maybe, your opinion is trash, sir, trash. You know nothing of Galen, and as little of Celsus. The noble therapeutic art, to the adepts in which divine honours have been paid Burns. Ye mean the cock o' Aesculawpius — it's wonnerfu how fond doctors and the gods are o' that kind o' sacrifice. Hornbook {taking a pinch). Now, it strikes me, Robert Burness, that the cutting of a cock's comb would be the com- petent sacrifice at this present. Burns. Pooh, doctor ! your gully's owre blunt. Hornbook. I don't know — a cockerel's but green. Flinty. Ha, ha ! Nae need o' shairpin-stanes here, I think. Hornbook. Your opinion may be acceptable, sir, when you are able to tell whilk's left and whilk's recht — the heart or the liver. Flinty. Od, doctor, I'm content to ken whaur my Stamach is, as witness— (/////>?^ his glass). Dal. But, doctor, it's no sae difficile to be a doctor — look to Sangrado and warm water. Hornbook. Well, it's good in its place. The aqua tepida now, or the aqua calida Dal. Ye mean the aqua fontis, doctor — ' That is the name the doctors use, Their patients' noddles to confuse.' Na, doctor, hooly ! • We'll hae nae mair sic clitter-clatter. But, briefly to expound the matter, It shall be — Ferintosh and water, The whilk, I trow, Few drogues in doctors' shops are better For me or you.' And that means anither bowl, I think. Burns. To be sure ! Some mair drink to wash awa a' thae midge-tail clippins and mite-horn shavins. ACT III. S. 2.] BURNS IN DRAMA. 28 Droddums. That was a fine sermon, last Sawbath — ye g^ed them a screed o' your mind about it at the kirk-door. Burns. Did I ? Brunstane for warks, and croons o* glory for blin' faith. What an eldrich cratur, wi' his chirted bagpipes o' speech ! Such a theological system I never heard. His doctrine o' Election maun be quite to the heart o' Auld Clootie. Droddums. But, Robert, ye ken to be elected the ae way, is to be elected the ither also. Burns. Haud your tongue, Droddums, ye ken naething aboot it. Droddums. Deed, no meikle. Stallfed. And is an educated minister not to have more weight in theology than folk who only ca' the shuttle or haud the plough ? Burns. Certainly. Droddums. That's true. Burns. I don't know after all. He appeals to the com- mon sense of the whole of us. Droddums. There's nae doubt he does. Stallfed. Then a dozen years of special training can place a minister only on the level of his hearers .'' Burns. I don't say that. Droddums. Humph I we can't say that. Burns. And yet I don't know. What gude comes o' your Latin and Greek ? College ! — ye gang in stirks, and ye come out asses. Droddums. That's true too— some folk are no meikle better for the College. Dal. Good for you, Droddums ! Ye ken ae case at least, dinna ye ? Droddums. Hoots ! I ken several. Stallfed. It is natural to despise advantages we can lay no claim to. Burns. Advantages! What says Sterne ? Stallfed. O, I leave Sterne to you. Droddums. There seems something both ways. Dal. Droddums, /^ve settled it. Phrase. Have you read Burke's speech on the present ffairs, Stallfed ? 24 BURNS IN DRAMA. [ACT III. S. 2. bTALLFED. A fine piece of eloquence, but exaggerated. Phrase. The style is loaded. Burns. Like a cannon, i' faith ! — heavy metal, sirs, and turned the richt way. Stallfed. You refer to America. Burns. I refer to this, that Burke is for the oppressed — for the rights of man. Stallfed. For rebels, you mean. Burns. Rebels! — oppressed fellow- subjects — I quite glory in Burke for the side he takes. Stallfed. Few mind him in the House. Burns. How often is it not so? — Majorities wrong, minorities right. Phrase. You are fond of paradox, Robert. BoosiE. He's talking nonsense. Stutters. Doesn't know what he's saying. Burns. And yet the highest that was ever born of woman was precisely in a minority of one. Several. Who was that 1 Burns. You don't know ! Stallfed. He means the Saviour. But that was not man. That you know, or ought to know, Mr. Robert Bur- ness, was God Himself. When we speak of human matters, we must use human illustrations. Burns. But Caiaphas and Pontius Pilate — the Jews and Romans who were then and there — surely it was a man they saw. Red jowl. Hush, Burness ! we cannot hear sacred things irreverently talked of. Phrase. It's injudicious. BOOSIE. It's ignorance. Stutters. It's empty self-conceit, /think. Burns. Was there ever the like of this ? Am I saying one word against religion — one word that the most out- rageous frenzy of orthodoxy can object to ? — I deny nothing — I impugn nothing. You all know my meaning well enough. It is dishonesty — it is rank dishonesty and cowardice to take me up in that manner. Hornbook {taking a pinch). Mr. Robert Burness ! no ACT III. S. 2.] BURNS IN DRAMA. 25 doubt you have some — some {taking another pincJi)- — taelent, but you ought to know that it is quite out of place Burns. Pshaw ! An ass's hoof by way of a flat-iron to end the dressing, is rather too much — stick to your rod, doctor, — I've one in pickle for you mysel. Urinus spiritus of capons ! Some books are lees frae end to end, doctor, Even ministers they hae been kenned, doctor, In holy rap- ture, A rousin whid at times to vend, doctor, And nail't wi' scripture. Flinty. Good, Burness, good ! it maks us hear just as you speak : it's glimp and perjink. Dal. The clink's no that ill. Burns. Dal and Flinty, you're about the best amang them Droddums. And me, Robin, and me ! Burns. Ay, and you, Droddums, — I see ye, man — but as for the rest, they've soured my drink, and I maun awa hame. That is always the way of it ! Dishonesty, cool and wary, — not caring a brass farthing for the truth, — while red- hot honesty — that knows nothing bid the truth — will be held up to the reprobation of well-meaning fools like Stutters and Redjowl, and gullible imbeciles like Boosie, and buttery- mouthed prick-my-dainties like Phrase, by a great big, fozie, long-toothed, jinkin-ee'd, fause-ee'd, white-faced ghost of orthodoxy like Stallfed— who does not believe one word — unless rhetorically. But I just say this, and I leave you. — Did it not make it all the stronger for what / said, that it was what ye said .? Even when Deity came to earth. Deity was there precisely in a minority of one. Now, Hornbook, now up with your hoof, man ! Scene 3. Burns and Jea'N ineeting at Night. Jean. O, Robert ! Burns. If ye're ginny greet, I'm aff. Jean. I'll no greet — I'll no greet. Burns. Does your father ken .'' Jean. My mither telt him. Burns. What did he say ? 26 BURNS IN DRAMA. [ACT III. S. 3. Jean. He turned as white as a clout, and his een ken'led — I rase and ran. Burns. And what did he say to you when you saw him after ? Jean. I havena seen him — he's taen to his bed. • Burns. But I canna marry you, Jean — {Jean sobs) — I've no money — I canna stay here — I've to gang abroad. Jean. O, what will become o' me — o' me .'' What will I do ? O, that I had never seen you ! Burns. Are you vexed you have ever seen me ? Jean. Everybody will cry shame on me — the very folk I despise. Burns. Tell me, na ! Are ye vexed ye have ever seen me? Jean. I have ither things to think o' — it's no a time to talk in that way. It was sweet luve, but it's a' bye. Burns {a/ler lo7tg silence). No ! I canna help it^I canna marry — we've dune nae good in the farm — I canna stay. Jean. O me — how can I ever hand up my head again ? Burns. Ye said ye wadna greet. Jean. I canna help it — I'm sure I would if I could. Burns. Try ! There's a gude lassie — Dinna greet ! Jean. It's cruel, cruel— it's cruel o' ye — so it is. Burns {taking her in his arms). But what can I do ? Jean. I'm sure I've liked ye weel, weel — I'm sure I've liked ye. Burns. And I've liked you. Jean. Ye dinna like me noo — ye canna care for me noo - I'm a lost lassie. Burns. Dinna reproach me. Jean. I dinna reproach you — O, I'm no reproaching you, I'll no reproach you. Burns. Dinna greet, then. Jean. I maun greet — I canna but greet — O what will become o' me — o' me ? Burns. Hush noo, my darling Jean, — dinna greet, na, — dinna greet ! Jean. Dinna touch me — dinna come near vie — I'm no worth the mindin noo. ACT III. S. 3.] BURNS IN DRAMA. 27 Burns. But you are worth the mindin — you are my ain dariing Jean yet — the only lassie I care a button for. Jean. I'm naebody's lassie — naebody's darling noo — but ye ken yoursel ! Ye ken yoursel, if it was a' my faut. Burns. No indeed, puir lassie ! it wasna your faut — I've been a bad fellow, Jean — can ye forgie me ? Jean. I'm no blamin ye — there's naething to forgie — I liked you owre weel, that was a' ! Burns. And dinna I like you, Jean ? Jean. But you're gaun awa — you're ginny lea' me — you're ginny lea' me ! Burns. I hae nae siller. Jean. Ye dinna like me — that's it — ye canna like me noo. Burns. By heaven, I like you ! On my knees I swear it. From my soul I love you — As long as the red blood runs in my veins, I'll love you ! I won't go away — I won't leave you — You're my wife and my love — I'll proclaim you to be my wife before the world, and I'll do day-labour, but I'll win your bread for you ! Jean. O Robert — my ain Robert ! Scene 4. Old Rofne Forest — Atigiist — A Moor, towards tiight. (Burns alone.) And is this the end ? — To leave my country, and my native place — to sink, it may be, in a week, out of sight into a jungle of the climate, a negro-driver, uncared for, unthought of, never missed ! — Death in a ditch ! — O Scotland, dear old Scotland, dear old Coila, the bonny braes, the rowin burns, the lauds and lassies ! I, who had thought to be something — I, whose soul had glowed into a million great things that were to come ! — And it is this has come ! — O, all my grand, grand intentions ! And my morning was so fair and promised so well ! I had a good home, a kind mother, and a good good father, who fired me into knowledge — but what have I made of it all .'' I was quick to see and learn— quick quick to feel — and I could judge for others, but for myself — No ! That was another thing — that was to be left from moment to moment, just to the stang of inclination. What scenes, 28 BURNS IN DRAMA. [ACT III. S. 4. what scenes, as I look back upon them ! I dare not think — 1 dare not think of what I am. The free conscience, the honest heart that held me up — I cannot claim them now. And so I fall— creeping for shelter from hiding to hiding — For the fear of what ? — A jail ! 1 in a jail ! — a jail for me ! — Yes, I am a ' hope-abandoned ' wretch, ' oppressed with care ' — O, as for that, I never was ' fitted with an aim.' And where the fault ? I might have made it different ; but is the fault all mine ? O my young days ! All was bright then — innocent. I worked, and I bore want — gulped humiliation weekly, daily. But nothing prospered. We have done no good — never — not at the last, here. — No ! it has not been all my fault. And what luas mine, have I not offered to repair it, all that I could ? I have not skulked cowardly off — I have not cruelly turned my back. I have owned free — I have stood openly forward. And how has it been taken ? Marriage with me cannot solder up the character of the mason — the inastcr mason's daughter ! It would be a greater disgrace to him that she should be my wife, than that she should have been my mistress ! And he blows the whole affair abroad by hunting me into a jail for alvnent — O the shillings ! — the shillings a week ! Her mother denies me the house, and Jean is thowless — turns from me to them, — nay, is actually smitten, they say, with the brosie red cheeks of a Paisley weaver. Poor, perjured ken-nae-better ! may God forgive her. I do — I love, O I love her still ! I atn a forlorn wretch — I have given up my share of the farm (they cannot come upon that !) — and I am as loose as a knotless thread. All turn against me — her father, her mother, herself, even Aitken that stood so strong by me.^When he cut my name out of the lines, it was my veins he cut — my heart died within me when I heard of it. I am just a blackguard, a hooted blackguard. I am a blackguard to them, — a blackguard to my mother, and the rest of them. I am a blackguard to the town, and the whole countrj'-side — and not even to the most of them a clever blackguard, but distasteful and repulsive as a blasphemous, impious, profane, and Godless ruffian, a wretch infamous and disreputable ! As that, I have had to stand, Sunday after Sunday, in the church, recognised, rebuked^ censured, ACT. III. S. 4.] BURNS IN DRAMA. ' 29 U7ider the eyes of all. What am I, then, but a common and a public blackguard 1 The lady at Ballochmyle, how could she write to me — acknowledge my song 1 I am a black- guard to my own self : drink, bastards, freethinking ! And O, such a fool as I am ! None of the ways of the world mine — no reserve — all openness and ready speech. Curse that garrulity and constant lapsus linguae ! I have no dis- cretion, and every man is free to be familiar with me — At the same time that I set them all on edge by my emphasis and self-assertion. Pride of observation and remark, truly ! And I am social without bounds or limits, and would have them all to like and agree with me. For all that, I am but a hectic mixture of hilarity and hypochondria, with a weak, prurient curiosity that is the secret of my knowledge. What am I good for.'' Here, on this moor, what am I good for.? My cleverness has been all a delusion. The gloomy night is closing over me. Storm and tempest are in the sky. But I feel neither the wind nor the rain. I am an outcast. Nature herself, that always smiled her gladness over me, lowers now, and turns her back on me. Not one of all her creatures will ever more raise a throb in me. The earth is dull and the waters on it. Mournful the chirp of the birds, and joyless the trees, and the windows of the heavens are blank. I have been forced to let go my very name, that I may no longer disgrace under it the relatives that bear it. The name of infamy ! it had to be blotted from the very paper that bound me to a husband's and a father's duty. A father's duty ! My Bess, the poor children, what have they done .'' — how can I meet before my God the reproaches of those I had deserted in the smiling innocence of their helpless infancy 1 But what can I do .? My reparation is but a deeper injury, a deadlier insult : the wretch is too poor ! And now, in the dark of night, while thunder mutters and the raindrops pour, I take my last farewell. Robert Burness, that was once a hope to the noblest human being that ever made the name of father sacred,^Robert Burness, that was once all that — is now Robert Burns, a fugitive and a vagabond in the earth, an outcast and a blackguard ! An end, an end— Oh, were there but an end ! {I i thunders) Strike me {throwing himself pro7ie upon the ground) — strike 30 • BURNS IN DRAMA. [aCT. IV. S. I. me, thou leven-bolt, strike me — helpless, hopeless, lost, creation's last ! ACT IV. edinburgh and after : the blaze and ashes. Scene i. Edvibttrgh — Ante-Room of Public Assembly — the Hall seen throtegh opening — December. (A Guest — looking through Opening into Main Room.) And that is Burns ! How they crowd around him — what a lion they make of him ! There now, disappointing quite a bevy of Lords, Ladies, Honorables, and others, it is the Duchess has taken him up — the country ploughman that, with his strong hodden Scotch-English, has turned all our heads, — to whom cards of invitation fly by the dozen, — of whom the newspapers prate all manner of anecdotes — How long will it last ? — Strongish-built, and of good middle height, or tallish rather, and agile, — there is manhood in the move- ment and make of him — freedom — somewhat loutish in shoulder and leg, though he be. — Ah, he turns — what a face for energy ! LI is eyes flame, and every feature speaks. Scorn and compassion, nobility and mischief there ! Dark hair on a fair-arched forehead, but not positively high and not positively broad. Round chin, full lips under a short, pointed, but not uncomely nose — full lips, wreathed infinitely between the swarthy cheeks of glowing red. Now he is coming this way, with the small iry bouncing at him. Burns (those around him vying for his attention^ till he is bored out of all patieftce). And {turni7ig on a critic who is talking loudly in dispraise of Gray's Elegy) what have you to say against that line, sir ? Critic. The ninth foot is too long. Burns. But the sentiment ? Critic. O, the sentiment ! One cannot feel it for the metre, you see. ACT IV. S. I.] BURNS IN DRAMA. 3] Burns {half aloud). And a man may be an excellent critic by square and rule, but, after all, a d d blockhead. Blair. Pardon me, Mr. Burns, but Society does not usually hear Burns. I did not see you, Dr. Blair ; and I thought I spoke to myself. Perhaps, too, it was not so very far wrong. Blair. Sincerity is a virtue, no doubt, Mr. Burns ; but a virtue when over-charged degenerates into vice. And then it was a clergyman you spoke to. Burns. He talked like a blockhead ; but I respect the cloth, and I am sorry if he heard me ; though, after all, he pretty well deserved it. Blair. But there is more than that, Mr. Burns. These tones now. Deference is always amiable and pleasing, but these dictatorial tones Burns. I am vexed if I blundered, but I cannot help speaking as I feel ; and the truth, somehow, is always on the tip of my tongue. Blair. Did we but reflect, how very perfect we ought to be ourselves before we presumed to censure others Burns. Now, Dr. Blair, you are always telling me that I should not have done it, and I say so myself. Blair. Yes, but if, in any way, I possess what gives me a right to rebuke, Mr. Burns, it is my duty to insist on a fault which, only glanced at and left, may become inveterate. I know not that anything imports more than to give every man his due, be he prince, or lord, or minister of the church. Burns. O, if you come to that of it. Dr. Blair, I set as little by princes, lords, clergy, and critics, as they by me. My creed is that the man is the gold, and the rank but the stamp upon it. Even a ploughman must be allowed stiff- ness in his bow, if he has to meet impertinence. Why should mere greatness ever embarrass him ? In a matter of judgment now, I hold that there is no room for rank. If even a duke submits his poems to me, am I not to judge of them independently of his dukcship ? Is there such a thing as a rt'z^iTrt/ judgment, which we must learn.'' Blair. I have no wish to advise, Mr. Burns, perhaps no right, but Burns. I am as sorry to have done wrong as any other 82 BURNS IN DRAMA. [aCT IV. S. I. man, but I scorn to play the part of servility or craft. I know I am what people, with a lift of the chin, call nobody. I can lay claim to neither gules, argent, nor purpure ; mine is a scoundrel blood, and has crept through scoundrels ever since the flood : but I keep a high heart for all that. I have only been found, after all, where Elijah found Elisha, and I know at least one man in this world — and I do not mean myself— who brings his patent of nobility direct from Almighty God. Before Him, depend upon it, Dr. Blair, it is enough to be true. Blair. Mr. Burns, Mr. Burns, you have greatly mis- understood me. Burns. O I know what it is for a man to have the sense of injured worth, and feel the throe of indignation at unde- served neglect, as at undeserved distinction lavished on the unworthy. And I have the consciousness of some merit, else I should not be here ; but I hope I am neither forward, vain, nor presumptuous. The world is such, and I am such, that I must bear on my front an honest protest against the venality and prostitution of poor men and poets. It is not in manhood to submit to the sneer of contumelious great- ness. For my part, indeed, I will always advertise ijiy Lord — just 7}iy Lord, whilk ane o' them ye like, — and I hope without derogation or offence, — that I have a fortune in the plough, and a heart, I trust, as independent as his Lordship's. Blair. You have taken the bit between your teeth, Mr. Burns ; but you must come to a halt when your breath is out. What I ask is this — for I say nothing against all that, a man must in his place be a man, and conduct himself accordingly, but — is it becoming to lay down the law } Rudeness can only excite uneasiness and disgust. He who is accustomed to a polite and judicious conversation Burns. If I have been rude, there is no more to be said, Dr. Blair — I kiss the rod. Blair. I am sure you know yourself, Mr. Burns, that the ribaldry of a porter or a hackney-coachman, the unre- specting exclamations of a peasant or a clown Burns. Dr. Blair, you crucify me. Blair. It is in the conduct of life, Mr. Bums, as it is in iudging the Belles Lettres. Every voice is united in applaud- ACT IV. S. I .] BURNS IN DRAMA. 33 ing elegance, propriety, simplicity, and in denouncing coarse- ness, rudeness, fustian, in either respect. That delicacy of sentiment which is contracted in the exercise of judgment and refinement, is necessary to both. Rustic songs, now, and rural ballads please the vulgar, while he who knows the charms of more finished compositions detects at once the unskilfulness of their manner and the insipidity of their matter. To pass one's time, for example, only in the com- pany of good authors — Air. Pope, now — Corneille, Racine — • Virgil, Lucretius — Horace, Terence, Cicero DUGALD Stewart. Were you ever in Paris, Dr. Blair ? No ! Well, I can hardly tell you how you would enjoy standing in the Place die Pa)ithcon there, and reading the names inscrilaed on the walls of the Bibliotheqtie de Ste. Genevieve which occupies pretty well one side of the square. Fancy ! — between the windows, above them, below them, everywhere on the outside of that library, )-ou will find, deep- sculpt in long lists, all the great writers of all the ages, and Homer. ^•Eschylus. Eabelais. Cervantes. Newton. Virgil. Sophocles. Montaigne. Calderon. Leibnitz. Dante. Euripides. Molifere. Petrarch. Descartes. Milton. Shakespeare. Voltaire. Ariosto. Diderot. Tasso. Corneille. Rousseau. Boccaccio. D'Alembert Blair. Really, now, Professor Stewart, that is very interesting. , D. Stewart. Some men seem actually to live in that square. Dr. Blair, and for no other purpose than just to say low to themselves all these names, the one after the other, — Diderot, D'Alembert, Racine, Voltaire, Rousseau. Blair. In matters of taste, that polite nation, the French, certainly excels us. Compare the harmony, now, the en- lightenment of reading such names with the brutality of wild-beast shows, and the frivolity of fashionable attires that flutter round flower-beds. To my mind it is a contrast of civility and barbarism. Burns. Names, names ! Ay, Dr. Blair, the names of literature seem themselves a literature. How many men are there not — high in repute, too — who, knowing notliing of the books, make very effective literary play with the C 84 BURNS IN DRAMA. [aCT IV. S. I. names of their authors — quite to the admiration, respect, awe of the public indeed ; who, good souls that they are, take all on credit ! Though never having read a single page of either, they Jrty the names Plato and Aristotle, for example, quite irresistibly ; and they are quite aware what an impres- sion it makes, to flourish in our faces Homer, and Virg'.l, and Cicero — how it dazzles the most, and even charms pretty well all. lUit will any one put the trick in the scnles, and tell me the weight of it 1 At a book-stall, the other day, I opened in an old magazine, an article on an author now alive, in which it was said that this author, as of preternatural powers, had devoured all learning, and made himself master even of the most recondite — the leviathan Proclus, and the behemoth Plotinus. Meeting, soon afterwards, this said preternatural author himself, I spoke to him about the article, and learnt that, while he himself had never even seen any actual work of either Proclus or Plotinus, and had long forgotten all the little Greek he brought from college, the writer of the article, again (whose name he mentioned), was, to his own positive personal knowledge, utterly incapable of reading a single W'Ord of Greek — anywhere — not in Proclus or Plotinus, but in any schoolboy's primer ! There is a deceit here against which the public has no security : it is daily in the humiliat- ing position of receiving, admiring, and paying for — a nofi- existoit erudition ! — and on the strength of names ! Both reviewer and reviewed, now, what giants they must have loomed to the reader because of Proclus and Plotinus, and above all, what profound Grecians ! It is consoling to reflect that the very lowliness of a Scotch versifier guarantees honesty, and is beyond the suspicion of a spurious pretence. Whatever he offers is at least his own, and genuine in its kind. Blair. Well, yes, Mr. Burns, you have attracted con- siderable attention and — yet, despite what Ramspy and others may have done to secure the ground, it is doubtful if ever Scotch will be to the moderns what Doric was to the ancients. The Doric was at least a dialect among dialects. Burns. But Fergusson, Ramsay — with such genius in the works they have left — It is impossible — they must be im- perishable ! One spark of Nature's fire can glorify any dialect. Blair. Well, I am not sure, Mr. Burns. Nature is ACT IV. S. I.] BURNS IN DRAMA. 35 certainly the raw material ; but of what value is any raw material until it is dressed — and who among the polite will ever regard a rude lowland provincialisin as dress ? This consideration of dress, indeed, decides in far more important questions than we have here. Who, now, would assert an equality of genius and elegance for Bunyan and Addison, or for Dryden and Mr. Pope ? Burns. Not I for one. It seems to me there is in Bunyan and Dryden what no polish in Addison or Pope can make up for the want of. Blair. Bunyan ! what refinement have you there ? Childish giants, and milk-maid meadows Burns. A milk-maid meadow in the sun with butter-cups and daisies, and the kye switching as they feed, is not a bad picture, Dr. Blair ; but think of the stamp of popular estima- tion. Bunyan has gone home to the heart of the people and the peoples. His book is there in numberless editions, and in numberless translations. Sterne himself sneers not at the popularity it has won, but would be content to overtake it. Old and young bow to the graphic touch and intense vivid- ness of — the s/yle if you will — Bunyan's style, a style not manufactured, but grown. The writing of Bunyan is a natural stream of clear vernacular, just like natural water over natural chucky-stones. His style — if you will call it dress — is hodden, it may be, but it is clothes to warm and cover us ; while the style of Addison is but a cobweb of muslin for the glitter of a night. Addison — his style ! It is so icy and thin that a seal would perish of cold, and a tortoise die of inanition on it. Why, the man cries to us to look to the sun and the moon, for all the world as the show- man does to the right and the left. D. Stewart (aside). Such dreadful heretical opinions will kill the doctor — he is pale to the lips. Blair (7lu'//i a gulf)). I shall not dispute it with you, Mr. Burns. You know, of course, best — you are a judge of style. But what of Dryden and Mr. Pope now — what do you say of them ? Burns. I am always under your authority, Dr. Blair ; but I submit that Dryden is the very master of verse. What masculine power, what elastic force, what natural ease ! 36 BURNS IN DRAMA. [aCT IV. S. I. ' His grandeur lie derived from Heaven alone, For he was great ere fortune made him so ; And wars, like mists that rise against the sun, Made him but greater seem, not greater grow.' There is something of Dryden's self even in that, and what a picture of Cromwell it is ! Pope, the knurlin, never could have done anything like it. Blair. I make you my compliments on your perspicacity, Mr. Burns ; but the fact is, that the delicacy of sensibility which opens with warmth to beauties, closes as coldly to faults. It is perhaps natural that what is rough should appear to you strong ; but strength itself is no set-off, as I think, against perpetual slovenliness, and the incessant shock of vulgar descents. To me the crassa Minerva has forfeited her divinity. And, for the rest — it remains, I apprehend, at the last thus : — Mr. Pope, in point, polish, precision, in neatness, niceness, and elegance of execution, is reached by no one, not even by Virgil. In Pope, there are no disharmonies and dislocations ever and anon to grate and interrupt ; all in him is perfect ; and not one product does he turn out of hand but is a gem — bright, clear, sharp, pure in colour, brilliant in surface, and of exquisite delicacy in finish and setting. Burns. I like the flowers of the field. Dr. Blair, better than the gauds of the shop ; and it is really possible some- times to spin a thread so fine that it is neither fit for weft nor woof. Blair. Taste, Mr. Burns, taste is the single desideratum ; for, the superiority to vulgar prejudice which is also neces- sary, taste itself gives. It is only where taste is that refine- ment is understood, and even what are called strong flashes perceived to be disfigurements, and not embellishments — ' A cultivated taste increases sensibility to all the tender and humane passions, while it tends to weaken the more violent and fierce emotions. Ingenuas didicisse fideliter artes, Emollit mores, nee sinit esse feros.' Burns. I observed that passage in your Lectures, Dr. Blair. It is, perhaps, an improvement on Mr. Hume when he winds up his paragraph on the delights of taste with, — ACT IV. S. I.] BURNS IN DRAMA. 37 ' It improves our sensibility for all the tender and agreeable passions ; at the same time that it renders the mind incap- able of the rougher and more boisterous emotions. Ingenious die — dickie ' Confound the Latin ! I cannot mouth it, but it is the same as yours. Blair. Ha, ha ! Ha, ha ! You are inimitable with your ingenious and ingenuous dick — dickies, Mr. Burns. I own I had that passage in my eye when I wrote my Lectures j but no one need feel ashamed to copy Mr. Hume. Depend upon it, it is all true, whoever says it, and, to quote myself again, ' In the education of youth, no object has appeared in every eye more important to wise men than to tincture them early with a relish for the entertainments of taste.' Burns. Well now, Dr. Blair, I saw that too, but I had a little difficulty with it. The clause, ' in every eye,' was probably only involuntarily introduced on, so to speak, the hum of the balance ; but that ' every eye' seems suddenly re- duced simply to a wise one. But that is not my difficulty — I had a little difficulty in fitting together the pieces of the subsequent metaphor rather. Is not to tincture connected with to tinge, colour, dye ; and is not to dye with a ' relish' something too forcible a figure? We might taste a dye, but how could we dye a taste, or, worse still, how could we dye with a taste.'' Blair [with a sudden pant). Man, ye're a blockhead. Burns. And all this time, your anger at me, Dr. Blair, has been because I called the critic of Gray's Elegy that ! It is true I added a word, but even that word you yourself had sanctioned ; for you remember you advised me yourself to change salvation into damnation, and I followed your advice, humbly as in duty bound. {Dr. Blair walks 7tp and down in agitation — Burns cojitinues deprecatingly.) In fact, Dr. Blair, you are the only man I ever altered a printed word for. I hope you know the respect I entertain for you, and will kindly overlook my ploughman ways, and mitigate your displeasure at me. It is to you I owe the most sensible obligations. You are the greatest living literary authority. Yes, Dr. Blair, of all men it is known that you arc at the 410798 83 BURNS IN DRAMA. [aCT IV. S. I. head of line wriling. Il is to you I am indebted for the prince of poets, Ossian. 1 acl>Lno\\ .edge that I have dune wrong — that I had no business to speak — that I should only have listened. 1 grant your vast intellectual superiority — I honour your excellent heart —I am proud of your patronage —I Blair. Well, well, say no more, Mr. Burns ; I must go now, but come and see me — to-morrow night — you have got a card. {Exit Dr. Blair: Burns and Dugald Siewart look at each other and laugh, the latter with his hand before his mouth.) Scene 2. Neig]ibourhood of Maicchline—Top of Rising Ground- April 1788 — Sunday. (Burns alone) What Sabbath stillness ! And He said, Peace be unto you — my peace I give unto you ! His peace — peace as of God's blessing — broods upon the calm — the calm of the far universe. No sound ! Nor breath of wind ! The very smoke is moveless from the sun-dreaming cottages. And, yonder on the horizon's verge, see flash of water 'neath the distant hill, but silent — silent as the rest ! Hark ! even cheer of chanticleer rings but as echoing silence in the silent far. It is the turn of fate with me. Now am I on the summit of my life, even as here, upon this height, I dominate the landscape. Edinburgh has come and gone ; and now it is for me to settle what the rest shall be. One thing is settled — I have taken Ellisland. I must plough my own land far from the great, unheeded and alone. Perhaps a distant echo may come back to me, should I throw them again a rhyme or two. And is not that enough — what can I hope for more ? I must live, and to live I must work. I was not born with privilege, and neither will privilege be made for me. But must I not say. Father, it is well — I thank thee 1 Little more than a year ago, I was a poverty-stricken, de- spised, and friendless vagabond, a homeless fugitive, — and now I have honour, ftime, and fortune, and I come from the ACT IV. S. 2.] BURNS IN DRAMA. 39 admiring homage of the highest in the land. The people gape with awe at me, who, a {ew months ago, spurned me with disgust, or could not even see me for our distances. I have given comfort to the home that rocked itself in shame over the thought of me — I have made glad my mother's heart — and my brothers and my sisters look up to me with gratitude — ay, respect — nay, wonder ! I have the wherewithal to begin life again as a bein farmer and as weel respeckit as the lave — rather with the distinc- tion of a name, for at orra times I ma)- rhyme, man ! It is a fair prospect. But shall I not think of what I have been and seen — of what I might be and see — of what I ought to be .'' They think this is enough for me — more than I had any right to expect, the peasant, fallen on some peasant rhymes — a ploughman, the Ayrshire Plougk?iian I Little do they know me — ha ! I am more than that. I have seen tluDi, I have tried tJiei)i^ and — put us as man to man — the biggest of them all I will not quail to. But no>v, it has all passed, and here in this letter of Blair's I can read the whole story. But that I knew and said all along — that the bubble of novelty would burst. Ah ! I lived along the lines, and I knew there was not one of them of that construction would bear the stress of a change. I told them so, and I told them true. Not one of them all writes to me even, but that good-hearted young fellow, Ainslie. I said 1 expected ' contemptuous neglect ;' and no doubt the ' illiberal abuse' will follow. It was not in the nature of things that it could be kept up, or that I could keep it up. Such a world must, in any case at last, have turned with a shrug from this fury that boils in me at dishonesty and craft — that rages in me at unmerited reward as at unmerited neglect. I am not of their order, they are not of Diiiie. How often, thinking I had been offered boundless trust, I ivent with boundless trust, to meet — a stare ! — a stare that chilled me into a sense of the liberty I took, or mortified me by the suspicion that I had an interest to serve — copies to sell, or worse still, that I had calculated a rise from their counte- nance — tlieir countenance ! — good Lord, tlic wretches ! — d n them ! 40 BURNS IN DRAMA. [aCT. IV. S. 2. There was not one of them with whom i was safe to let myself all out — talk nonsense if I would — unless Ainslie, and I have no hope but to keep him. I was never a rogue, but I have been a fool all my life, and I never could conciliate respectability. That, I suppose, is why they feel me, and I feel n-iyself, out of place among them. They all understand each other, know and expect each other's ways ; for they have all one and the same object, worldly rise. Such a man as I, that never made one effort for pelf or worldly rise in my life, can only throw them off their gearing and out of their bearings. Yet, what a sudden change it was ! How miserable up to then had almost my whole life been ! Acquiring know- ledge, seeing characters, writing my bit papers — So, to rise into myself with joy, and feel myself somebody, and yet, at kirk and market, find myself nobody, a poor insignificant devil, stalking up and down, unnoticed and unknown, passed with contempt, or passed as invisible. How I used to dwell on that contrast, painting the two sides, and end by looking gloomily forward only to oblivion and the grave ! Or I - played with it — tearfully — and fancied ' the last o't, the warst o't, was only but to beg ; ' and ' that lying in kilns and barns at e'en ' might, after all, not be so bad ; that I should always have the freedom of 'nature's charms, the hills and woods, the sweeping vales and foaming floods ;' and that I still could sit on sunny braes when simmer cam, and ' sowth a tune ! ' I was impulsive and impetuous; but oh, the wrongs of life ! A man has been out of work ; his family is starving ; he is weak himself, bloodless, spiritless, abject : see him crouching, whining for work to cruel indifterent insolence, — crouching, whining, grovelling, ever the lower and the lower, the more rejection, and rejection, and rejection render visible to his haggard eyes, the shelf without a loaf, the grate without a fire ! Is there in human life a more mortify- ing spectacle than that — in want of work, the starving father of a starving family .'' Oh, Man's inhumanity to man Makes countless thousands mourn ! See yonder poor o'erlaljoured wiglit, So abject, mean, and vile, ACT. IV. S. 2.] BURNS IN DRAMA. 41 Who begs a brother of the earth To give hhn — Ayzzv to toil ! And see his lordly fellow worm The poor petition spurn, Unmindful though a weeping wife And helpless ofl'spring mourn. If I'm designed yon lordling's slave — By nature's law designed — Why was an independent wish E'er planted in my mind ? If not, why am I subject to His cruelty and scorn ? Or why has man the will and power To make his fellows mourn ? How these feelings raged in me as I was first in Edin- burgh ! Houses upon houses, people upon people — but I was an outcast among them all ; no one looked at me : what was to be the end of it .? Was I to live, or was I to die? My life curdled into the centre of that one thought. How I wandered about the streets, wearied, foot-sore, cowed, —my braces lengthened, and my breeches greasy, — looking into the bookseller's windows — among all the books there, not one copy of mine ! — glowering up at Allan Ramsay's house, or into his old shop ; kneeling at the grave of Fer- gusson, kissing the sod, not seeing it for tears, thinking I should soon be there myself,— thinking it, wishing it,— a wretch forlorn ! Ah yes, that was it — was I to live or was I to die ? As I say, my life was curdled into the centre of that one thought. And yet it was grand : coronetted Edinburgh, throned in chill gold, rock-bastioned, mountain-watched, and smiled to by the enshrining sea! It was a joy to climb the hill, and look abroad, from this side and from that, upon the variegated landscape, far and far, — a joy to greet the castled rock, like a grim old veteran, hard as iron, — a joy to see the palace, where the kings held court, and whence the men of the great names bore forth the bloody lion to the fray. O yes, the poor wretch could feel his heart beat, and his bosom lift — even before the flood came ; and it came in about a week ! They all rushed to me- they almost fought for me : lord, and knight, and squire — lawyer, doctor, and priest. I was 42 BURNS IN DRAMA. [aCT IV. S. 2. tlie bruited lion of society, and I roared for everybody. But I knew well what it all meant, I knew well what it was all worth — I was not dazed or carried away by it : I kept my feet, and my head too ! Fashion was stung, and it was a blind rout. But it was only fashion. The small, know- ing hat, just out, awes this year ; but absolutely droll beside the grave Don of the ne.xt, it even tickles us to laugh. I knew where I would be when the tide fell. And it has fallen. — Look to this letter of Dr. Blair's : — ' The success you have met with I do not think was beyond your merits ; and if I have had any small hand in contribut- ing to it, it gives me great pleasure.' Most unexceptionable propriety, and mim-mouthcd baitedness of breath ! The propriety, however, rather overleaps itself, or even falls on the other : was it the smallness of the hand gave him the greatness of the pleasure 1 The success was fully up to my merits ! What sort of success was it ? The success of a raree-show ? And it is shut up now ! I have played my part, and must strip for the corduroys again. ' As far as I have known and heard!' Unimpeachable distinction con- descends to grant the poor devil a certificate, but guarded — as it is only proper that unimpeachable distinction should be guarded — ' I am happy that jou have stood it so well as far as I have ever known or heard ' — still carefully guarded, you see — but ' you are now, I presume, to retire to a more private walk of life.' Retire ! And to a more private walk of life ! Am I not as good as he is 1 Why should my walk of life be more ' private' than his one ? Is it that the little ragamuffin from the slums, who has succeeded in throwing his summer- set to the quality has been dismissed — with a smile and a penny, and the advice only due from them — to keep his face clean ? But I am all too bad. He says he has taken ' the liberty of an old man,' and I am sure he means well. Still there is that ineffable air : lie is a god, beneficently to look down ; / a supplicant, only to look speechlessly up ! I must not forget, though, that he actually condescended to quit his pinnacle at times, and meet me in equality on the floor, and then I liked him, at the same time, perhaps, that the rococo of the dispar- agement was unconsciously recorded. It was not so pleasant ACT IV. S. 2.] BURNS IN DRAMA. 43 to see him in his pomp, ' when his eye measured the differ- ence of our points of elevation,' or when he turned from me to resttiiie liiniself as it were, and duly meet some ' mere carcass of greatness.' Heavens ! why should there be such scorpion-sting to mortal merit .'' And how conditioned might the 'carcass' he met be? Why, as a carcass — a carcass that, but for the salt it drew, would have putrefied, on the instant, black ! Ay, there were many such carcasses — car- casses of hard-heai-ted cruelty and oppression, carcasses of selfish vice and frivolous indifference, carcasses of ignorance, falsehood, vulgarity, and craft — and m^en like Blair would fawn upon them, did they but happen to be provided with the salt of office, title or pelf. How I admired the inequality of accident, and said to myself, Men are put upon the palm of fate, like pence upon the palm of the school-boy, and tossed, to fall into offices and place — contingently^ as the latter on the ground ! How common now, was it not? to find in a good position some nasty, superficial, stiff, presuming cur, absolutely without heart, or soul, or blood, or merit of any kind, supplied too, strangely enough, with a lady of a wife to suit, that was mightily genteel, an aristocratically exclu- sive — pitiable lick-spittle! How common, too, to find even good people unconsciously ceremonious to such cads, as though they were angels from heaven, by gad ! Blair was better than that — I mean than that presuming, odious, pinchbeck of society. But, after all, what claims had he for the place he took ? How very gracious his thin vanity — Ha ! black but not white, green but not blue, red but not yellow, elevated strokes, nauseous ingredients, polish, embel- lish, relish, — it was as if the flat-iron of David Hume had come over him, and turned him off, with a fold and a gloss ! And Blair did not want, either, for others to keep him in countenance. Mr. Pope, says the one ; Mr. Hume, even Mr. Htinie, says the other ; and they are very clean, correct, and dignified opposite each other ; and the ladies sit round the walls, and discuss their servants and their dresses ; and you have the pleasure of taking leave, by and by, a sufficiently important personage who has spent his evening in society ! At dinner, too, you have the opportunity of sitting well up, and talking shirt-fronts. Then the chance to say ' My lord,' 44 BURNS IN DRAMA. [aCT IV. S. 2. too. One is quite in a wonderful way when one says, ' My lord ;' and ' My lord' is quite in a wonderful way when ' My lord ' is said to him. And, after all, it is but rat to rat : they might easily let their tails down. But it was about Dr. Blair I was thinking — well, he tells me that I have every reason to be pleased with it all, and that I must just go back to my place and be good — back to my place and plod in the niools, that is, while they, in their elegant manner, wheejee forenent each other over their claret ! I heard it evened to me once that I had ' an autho- ritative energy of understanding ; ' but that's no the gear they want there. In a prime minister, perhaps, or a gene- ral — but in a ploughman authoritative energy of understand- ing only answers so long as it is to society so much unex- pected tight-rope dancing. Anywhere in this world, indeed — generally — authoritative energy of understanding is not taken well ; mostly ill rather, as a rebuke and an offence, something to be hated, snubbed, and suppressed. Eyes that can see — especially in an inferior, a ploughman — are a nuisance in society. 'In the midst of those employments which your situation will render proper,' says Dr. Blair — (carting clung, for instance !) — ' you will not neglect, I hope, the cultivation of your genius.' Now, is not that grand .'' Be a ploughman, my man, for your expenses, down there, but also a genius for our amuse- ment up here. The king's face gives grace, they say : society called me out : society ought to have considered what duty it had taken on itself. Once seen, and known, and acknowledged, I should have been placed and treated according to my quality. But, after all, such acknowledg- ment on their part, if there was such acknowledgment, bore with it always that it was an accident of the moment, and that I was, in effect, of another clay than they, to which they were not called upon to extend the rewards reserved for themselves. Pah ! between the condescension of the statelies there who cut me now, and the grovelling of the lick-spittles here who used to cut me, they are all bad. I am out of conceit with my species. I never thought any of them capable of much ; but now that I know them to the marrow, there is not one of ACT IV. S. 2.] BURNS IN DRAMA. 45 them, d n them, on whom I can depend. High hfe and low hfe, it is but the same thing, too. A band of school-boys has its permanent varieties, and they can be all classified and named. There is the dressy exquisite among them, — and the guzzler, — and the proud peat, — and the birky, — and there is the dull fool, and the comic fool, — and the coward by admission, — and the fighter by pretension, — and the empty pomposity, — and the hardened piece of brass. Well, just so is it among the doctors, and the lawyers, and the ministers, and the army-men, and the navy-men, and the men of the lords, and the men of the commons, and the princes in their palaces, and the kings and the emperors on their thrones. How the business of the earth gets managed at all tolerably — it is difficult to understand, but — God, God ! — in what a welter of revolting corruption and infuriat- ing injustice ! This lesson is left however, that on all the grades men are all the same, and in the same way varied. He is but a fool, then, who would sigh to be, as it is called, tip, when he can be much quieter, much less galled, much less molested, much more to himself, down. Still, after Edin- burgh, I can never be the man I was. I am Burns now : the poison of celebrity is once for all within me ; and I must be accordingly convulsed, accordingly goaded. How can I be expected to exhaust my body from the dawning of the day to the darkening of the night with at once the sorest and the commonest labours, and yet — cultivate my genius ? Nay, here is a man — high in influence, too, with pensions, power, and place to bestow — that actually calls to me to be grateful for — want ! ' Then, to the want of worldly gear resigned, Be grateful for the weaUh of thy exhaustless mind ! ' That is sheer impudence : it is easy for him to resign him- self to want— in my person ; but let him try it in his own. An exhaustless mind ! is an exhaustless mind possible in an exhausted body .'' And it is off such garbage that 1 am expected to feel full, and be grateful. With a breath I could scatter these pigmies, and they expect me to bow down to them and worship. They expect mc, while worn at the plough or the spade, to feel highly honoured and to doff my 45 BURNS IN DRAMA. [aCT IV. S. 2. broad bonnet to them, if they but cock their elbows at me from their driving boxes on the highways. May the devil damn me black, as Macbeth says ! Why, when two rats meet, should the one droop his tail, and the other cock his ? Are they not both rats ? Let a man gather what he may, or call himself what he may, he can but fill his belly and cover his back, even like the rest of us. ' Patience ! where's the distance throws us back so far, but we may boldly speak in right, though proud oppression will not hear us ? ' ' There's the respect that makes calamity of so long life ! ' The belly being filled, and the back being covered, the rest should be for intellect, but is it .'' No : those who have superfluity will still coerce that superfluity into the service of sense, as gulosity and lust, as vanity, pride, malignity, and all bad passions that disgrace our nature. Intellect shall be nowhere — intellect shall be starved — not one penny shall be thrown to it — unless it minister as sense to the surplus that will be sense. It is in the element of this superfluity that the life of the world is plied : that bustle that we hear, what is it all about .-^ Man is what is noble in creation, yet the loud wheels of his business roar for gradations and distinctions the most odious and con- temptible. What mere pretentious mock, and — haw, haw ! — make-believe, our grand society. We have the labels of our dignity round our neck, and, with a stiff head, we wag them at one another — taking on a tone in the voice, by gad ! Good heavens ! and to reach this make-believe, men rack themselves all the best thirty or forty years of their lives, to the disappearance of life itself, and with ashes for fruit at the last — ashes for fruit when they sink heart-broken into the grave under the stony eyes of useless, drinking sons, and equally useless, dressing daughters! But the bells jow the half-hour between the sermons, and I must bethink me that 1 am here on the ridge of life to call a council with myself in regard to the future. Well, I have to farm EUisland, and — I will marry Jean. Yes, I will marry Jean. O, I have seen many, and as usual, they grew seraphs before me, and 1 was ready to worship them, and be theirs for ever, but — but — No : it is all nonsense ; Clarinda will never do as a wife for me. It is no for the man to say ACr IV. S. 2.] BURNS IN DRAMA. 47 no, and she is a fine woman, and I have been blowing myself into raptures. But — but — what is blown bursts, and that has burst. O, ay, great natures, congenial souls, equal spirits, sensibility, sympathy, and all that — it is all very well, but fine feelings ben 's no the wark but, and it's wark a farmer maun hae. Besides, she's no to be had — Jean I can have and ought to have, for, beyond all doubt, she has the best right to me. Nay, what's mair, she answers me best, and I like her best. Jean is subdued to my own quality, and she'll no bother me. She's young, and she's sweet, and she's handsome. She's nae fine leddy — she can fyle her fingers : she'll soop the flure, bile the kettle, and wash a sark. Besides, what is to become of her else, and has she not suffered enough already, poor lassie ? And a' for me ! Jean, Jean, Jean, it's you I like, and it's you I'll marry ! And I'll go and do my best at EUisland both as fiirmcr and poet — Poet, poet, good Lord ! — O, I am a grand poet. And now let me hame and act — I've thought enough. Scene 3. EUisland— Early Summer, 1789 — BURNS a/zV/z AiNSLlE a/z^ Jean. (Burns speaks.) Sit ye there, — sit ye there, na. Man ! I'm blithe to see you. And you are hearty and well ? That's right, that's right. And you've come in good time to see us in our new house. Ah man, it's all right here — that's certain ; but it's all wrong where you come from. I was quite sick of it, the other day, when I saw you there, and glad to get home again. Lord, man ! Gin they were prospect-glasses, yon folks in Princes Street, to shoot themselves out and up at their ain pleasure ! But you — )'ou're no like tliem. You are the ae best fallow in the world — the ae best frien that is left me. Man! I'm glad to see you — Wife! Jean! send in the toddy. Good lord ! we'll hae a nicht o't. Whisky, man, the best you ever tasted — whisky frae my auld frien Glenconnar ; it has himself in it and it's as grushie as the very heart of him. Naneo' yourwatcr'd trash that's amaist tasteless the lane o't, but a most liquid lump of solid excellence, with the virtue in 48 BURNS IN DRAMA. [ACT IV. .S. 3. it of five or si.x waters — only four's eneugh — Ha ! the water's fine and het. Here's to ye, Ainslic, your health, man, your gude health, and a hearty welcome to our new roof-tree, whilk I doubtna to be as strong as the bougars o' Tantallon. Od, man, you're the very man I wanted : I've got such a stomachful of speech, and I wanted you to pour it all out on. For there's nothing on earth I like better than a frien like you to whom I can say all that I have got to say. The relief and luxury of a full delivery — a revel of communica- tion, a wassail and wallow, if you like, of communication — that's what I like. At times like this, Ainslie, I just feel as if I was a barrel turned upside down, wi' the very saul of me rinnin out at the bunghole. Now that's a joy I can only get wi' the like o' you. At Edinburgh the thing was impos- sible. If ever I wanted to speak there — really to speak, I had to mak my man fou, to say naething of mysel, or ever we could get sowthered, and by that time, the tither fellow was geyan often stoopit, and just grumphed. But you, it's just a God's pleasure to meet the like o' you. You're frienly ; you're what I call a frien ; you've blood in ye. But yon cauld-hearted curmudgeons in their deegnity — Lord, man, I just despise them. O ay ! — O ay / I kenned fine what wad be the upshot o't all. Wonder up to the ninth day', but the tenth day ice ; and the cold indiffer- ence of never saw yoii before ever after. And what does it matter? If they do not want me, as little do I want them. I saw them all, and I know them all, and what was it to me to jaw yon jaw ? What could I learn from them ? What could they do for me? What was the good of it ? This is nice, na — with a friend hke you, this is enjoyment. But what enjoyment was yonder ? A heap o' bad feelings rather. Out upon you, ye fools in the high places where misbegotten chance has perked you up — out upon you, off with you, and skulk through life in your native insignificance ! Pride, affectation, and insipidity ! And by the like o' that to be * received '—with the insult of patronage and the humiliation of advice ! As I say, in your Princes Street, the other day, I just felt myself nobody ; the people disgusted me, and I could not help muttering ACT IV. S. 3.] BURNS IN DRAMA. 49 Vain pomp and glorj^ of this world, I hate you ! That I should be squeezed out of the way to let the carriage of some gaping idiot dash past, leaving me to scart the jaups out o' my cuffs ! Sma' pleasure it was, I assure you, to skulk in and out among them. And it was just as bad wi' them in their houses. The condescension, now, of stately, self-sufficient stupidity, or the insolence of upstart indiffer- ence that neglected my remark, and despised my person, while the folly of some shallow title was listened to defer- entially and with grave respect ! Why, I ask, should one man better fare, and all men brithers? Why should yon empty miscreant have the sceptre of power and the key of riches in his puny fists, while I 1 lose appetite and heart at the success of the knave, as I sicken to loathing at the self-importance of the fool. Man, Ainslie, we are but miser- able creatures — the elect with their riches and their honours (and their prudence and their wisdom, bless ye !) — and the neglected many, sold, blood and bone, to the insolence and the cruelty of these minions. As for me, I cry with Smollett, ' Thy spirit, independence, let me share, Lord of the lion-heart and eagle-eye ! Thy steps I follow with my bosom bare, Nor heed the storm that howls along the sky ! ' That we should be expected to shrink from every dignity of man at the ivoyd — ^just the word, a word — ' lord,' borne by some creature probably not half so well-made as ourselves ! It may be like Satan to say so, but like Satan — and he is my favourite hero — let it be : rather than tremble for subsist- ence before the indifferent face of some haughty fellow-worm, I would stalk a savage in the wilderness. My whole soul revolts at the idea of such necessities. — O, on the brazen foundation of integrity, to rear me up the frowning fortress of independence, and from its daring turrets bid defiance to all the storms of fate ! Man, I was dreadfully put about by such like feelings when I came here first — before the house was biggit and the wife brought hame, and while they were all strangers to me. I was insultingly taken in. now and then, by the small cunning of some small wretch, too small to be able to sec a man ; D 50 BURNS IN DRAMA. [aCT. IV. S. 3. and then, like a fool — the d d idiot that I was — I must be awkward among them, as if ignorajit, and bashful, as if i7iexpcricnc€d. I was quite heartless at the task, and often felt such a coward in life that 1 should have ' gladly laid me in my mother's lap, and been at peace.' But then — my wife and children ! And so I had to go and take comfort on the neck of my auld mare Jenny Geddes, the only kenned face beside me, the only frien I had. But why should I trouble you with all that ? We'll e'en hae anither jug, and turn the picture. Ah man, to meet the like o' you, a human being after my own heart — I get half mad ; I positively feel a species of idolatry which comes on me like an inspiration, and I must rave— in rhyme or speech, as I do now. I have arms of love for the whole human race, man. Even you, ye helpless crew, I pity you ; Ye whom the seeming good think sin to pity. Ay man, I could drop tears even on the reprobate at the corner of the street, whose very soul is in the tinkle of a sixpence. But softly, softly— as I say, let us turn the picture ! Re- form ! what a reform would I make among the sons and daughters of men ! I think of a stick whyles, and it gives me great satisfaction in my ain mind to lay about me with it — But where was I ? — That's no it — O ay, here it is ! I'm set up for life now, ye deil, and all is prosperous about me. I've got a farm o' my ain, and I think I'll manage it. It is just the thing for me — a ploughgang that I can work mysel ; for it is to my ain industry I maun trust, and what it'll mak, and no to time-bargains, or buying and selling on speculation. Then I have a good landlord, and it's a most pleasant country, and we're not owre far frae Dumfries ; and so just everything promises. I've got a bit nice house o' my ain biggin — you'll see't the morn, and what fine views we hae from the windows. The Nith underneath the scaur we're pitched on, a noble river, clear as crystal, with bonnie banks, and holms behind the banks, and groves here and there, all rising and rising to the foot of the hills. Down the stream, that jinks out and in most captivatingly to the south and the ACT IV. S. 3.] BURNS IN DRAMA. 51 east, there is the Isle, historical and romantic, wi' an auld tower that's got a ghaist in it, and a kirkyaird no far off that's haunted. Up the stream are the beautiful grounds of the I riar's Carse, where I've liberty to walk and wander when I will ; for he's a polite m.m Captain Riddel, and has given me a key. By the bye, that's the last thing I've done — what I wrote there. Here it is — ye maun hear it — I think ye'll like it. Thou whom chance may hither lead ; Be thou clad in russet weed, Be thou deck'd in silken stole, Grave these counsels on thy soul. Life is but a day at most, Sprung from night, in darkness lost ; Hope not sunshine every hour, Fear not clouds will always lower. Happiness is but a name, Make content and ease thy aim : Ambition is a meteor gleam ; Fame a restless, idle dream ! For the future be prepared, Guard wherever thou can'st guard ; But, thy utmost duly done, Welcome what thou canst not shun. Follies i^ast, give thou to air, Make their consequence thy care. Keep the name of man in mind, And dishonour not thy kind, lieverence with lowly heart II im whose wondrous work thou art ; Keep His goodness still in view, Thy trust and thy example too. Now, that's my experience, Ainslie, and that's my philo- sophy too, an I could but practise it. But, as I was saying, the future (and I aye look to the future somehow) seems pretty safe now, and I've got over the worst of it here : the folks about begin to ken me, and I see pretty well what I've got to do. Besides, man, should the worst come to the worst, I've got a ganger's commission in my pocket, and that's a forty or fifty pound a-year itsel. But I can aye mak a dairy- farm o' the jjlace, and I've folk about me that understand that, and would manage it in my absence. Man, how beautifully the spring comes in here ! Down by the river now, in some lovvn howe, just to stand in the 52 BURNS IN DRAMA, [ACT IV. S. 3. sun, with the sweet air about ye, watching your men — a state of bliss comes dirling all through you somehow, as if in a dream. For I am an important man now, Ainslie, looked up to by an entire household as the goodman and the master ; and I've got me a family-Bible, man, and enter my weans' births into it, and gather my household duly to read it to them, with prayer and praise. And I've no fear now — I am as happy and contented as the day is long, con- triving as you see, even to rhyme at times, and grateful to my rhymes that, in God's goodness, we have what we have — which, even should it come to the worst, will always be luxury to what either of us was born to. I have lived on eighteen pence a-u eek, man. And what was I before I went to Edinburgh ? But it's no canny to think o' that, and we'll no speak o't ; we'll no cloud with the gloom of the morning the smiles of the evening. And I've got a wife o' my ain, man, — Jean, my darlin Jean : for I took thought at last, and did right there. How could I ever have had conscious peace in my own breast,— how could I ever have had unmistrusting confidence in approaching my God, — had I done otherwise .'' Cast out to the mercy of the elements, one who had suffered so much for me, whom I loved with such a long and deep-rooted feeling — her happi- ness or misery for life — no ! — I dared not trifle with so sacred a deposit. For I hope, Ainslie, in spite of all that's come and gone, you believe and see that the foundation of me is the integrity of a man. I have the sincerest reverence for religion — Auld Clooty himsel canna doubt that, when he hears me tacklin wee Leezie in the kitchen, every Sunday- nicht, at her Shorter Carritch. Ay, ay, Ainslie, we must believe in a God that made all things, in man's immaterial and immortal nature, in a world of weal or woe beyond the grave. O man, what I picture in the Cottar's Satw'day Night ! The heart weaned from earth, the soul affianced to its God, the correspondence fixed with heaven, the pious supplication and devout thanksgiving, con- stant as the vicissitudes of even and morn : that is the way to live — that is the way my father lived ; and my eye reverts to it, and my heart, like the sea, swells back to it, now that I am myself the head of a household. ACT IV. S. 3.] BURNS IN DRAMA. 53 To mak a happy fireside clime To weans and wife, That's the true pathos and sublime Of human life. So farewell to you, ye light battalions that have no thought but to be up and out : I enlist for life into the heavies, who must first plod and contrive. But you have hardly seen her- sel yet — Od man, we'll hae anither bowl, and we'll get her to come ben. O ay, I see you're thinkin about somebody else ; but somebody else was no to be had, man, and this wasna a case to be played wi'. It's very fine, nae doubt, to have Sappho in the parlour, to read the books you read, and all that ; but Sappho sometimes brings her own drawbacks as well — requirements of her ain that fash ; expensive habits, caprice, affectation, besides that uppish screw-mouthed tattle that disgusts the very soul of me. No ; Sappho's no the wife for a farmer — Sappho's no the wife for Rab Burns. His wife must be something else — his wife must be just what he has got — nae fine leddy, but a sonsie lassie, that's as bonny as she's good, as modest and eident as she's placid and cheer- ful, and with a health that blooms as caller as the cheek of Aurora. She has the finest wood-note wild, too, I ever heard — But, good Lord, man, you must see her — I'm gettin fain to see her mysel. Wife ! gudewife ! Jean ! I say, Jean, we want some mair toddy — ^just anither — the last ! The servants have gone to bed / — Weel, you just gie the coal a bit chap yoursel — you've got warm water J Ay Jean, that's like you — the best lassie in the world ! But sit doon, woman — gie's your company — that's Ainslie, my frien Ainslie — ye needna be frichted for him. There na ; that's worth the preein — ^just taste that ! Here, Jean, here's a wee drap for you, too — hoots ay ! — tak it in your ain haun, and taste it ! And I want you to gie us ' My Nannie O '—Lord, Ainslie, you'll hear a pipe — she rises to B natural quite aflf haun. Dinna be blate, na, up ye go, Jean ! {Song.) Ay, you may weel clap your hauns, Ainslie. A finer singer — OR a finer song — weel, we'll no praise oursels. But just another stave, wife ! — Od, you mak me feel quite frisky — I'm so blithe to see you sittin there ! I could amaist sing mysel. 54: BURNS IN DRAMA. [ACT IV. S. 3. When first I saw fair Jcanie's face, I couldna tell what ailed me ; My heart went fluttering pit-a-pat, My een they almost failed me. She's aye sae neat, sae trim, sac tight, All grace does round her hover, Ae look deprived me o' my heart. And I became a lover. She's aye, aye sae blithe, sae gay, She's aye sae blithe and checrie ; She's aye sae bonny, blithe, and gay : O gin I were her dearie 1 There na, there na ! She's aye sae sweet, sae trim, sae tight — isna she, Ainslie ? — O gin I were her dearie — hoots, toots, Jean ! — it's a' richt — -what signifies a httle dafhn ? I see thee dancing o'er the green, Thy waist sae jimp, thy limbs sae clean, Thy tempting lips, thy roguish een — By heaven and earth, I love thee ! It's true, Jean — it's true ! — by heaven and earth I love thee ! Thy waist sae jimp, thy limbs sae clean — Tinie to go to bed, say you ! And you're o' that opinion too, Ainslie ? Well, well, I'm a sponsible character mysel noo — I must mind that, and keep good hours. Well, good night, Ainslie ! They're no very big, and they're plain, but ye'll hae a com- fortable room, and a gude bed ; leave my wife alane for that ! As for me — come awa, Jean ! — I'm just gaun aff to my honeymoon — (Jean, saying ' daft fallow,' ///■/i- Jier hand before his mouth, and leads him off, singi?tg as much as her hand will allow hint) — I hae a wife o' my ain, I'll partake wi' naebody, I'll tak cuckold frae nane, I'll gie cuckold to naebody ! Ainslie. Od ! I think I maun hae a bit dauner out afore I turn in. ACT V. S. I.] BURNS IN* DRAMA. .^S A C T V. dumfries and the end. Scene i. Burns, in his last illness, speaks frojn his bed, to Jean. Burns. That has done me good, Jean— thanks, my lassie ! I am easier already. You are a good wife to me, Jean ; and you have borne much. No say that / but I will say that. — Well, that is true too : I really have not been placed hke other folks. Most lives are but an indifferent smooth : mine has been under the harrow — poverty, and pain, and disrespect, not mended by a sun of favour at the last, but only detected and exposed in its own radical incur- ableness. Ay, it pleases me to dwell on it. There was a child's sunshine in the cottage by the road-side where I was born, doubtless ; but in the farms that followed there was, even from my tenderest youth, — my very boyhood — a labour, always a labour that wore me to the dregs. And so, with this — even in my boyhood with this within me — I was to stand among my fe'lows on the earth, an ill-clothed, ill-fed, ill-set-up, clumsy, clouterly lout — a sulky, pouting, raging, awkward, unlicked lout — that never durst lift his eyes to either better-dressed boy or — still less — better-dressed girl. Then, for my cleverness, taken up by the rakehelly older ones, with whom I had no business to be, to make fun for them with my haivrel tongue, while they laughed and praised, or, as they took it into their head — d n them !— -snubbed me. And so it went on till at the last I was to all the well- regulated, respectable people, a dissolute, blasphemous, im- moral blackguard — intensely hated, and intensely feared, if now no longer — unless by the weakest of them, the fools — despised. Then came the fire, the blaze, the conflagration — Edinburgh ; and suddenly my ploughman carcase shone out in a preternatural light, with dukes, and lords, and the highest in the lartd, all kneeling to it. I was recognised — I was come to my own at last. Moment of moments ! But my heart misgave me : I knew it would break up and vanish. 66 BURNS IN DRAMA. [aCT V. S. I. Ah, but it was bitter, all the same, when the time came, and the wheel that carried us all stopped to let iiic down, and then whirled merrily away again, leaving me behind, shut out into the dark for ever. Very benignantly,lio doubt, they waved to me in parting, just to go back again, and — be happy ! Antl that was all ! I was worth no more than that ! Dazzled with light, I must stumble back from it into the night again, and find my way as I could. I saw it all — I loathed and scorned it to the core — but I became wise. Ha, I cried, I have been bred to the plough, and am inde- pendent. — I took counsel with myself. And, Jean, Jean, I ask yourself — don't speak, don't speak !■ — was not the begin- ning good .'' I took you to that farm and made you the mistress of it. It promised well — I was like a patriarch of old with my man-servants and my maid-servants, my cattle and my stores. I was contented, and I could sowth a tune to myself. Virtue's ways were pleasantness, I found. I read the big ha'-Bible to my household, led their devotions, and catechised them duly. I was pleased to be master among so many, and, keenly feeling all that a wife and family brought with them, I had no fear for the future. Even as against fortune herself, I had my excise-commission in my pocket. And did I not do my best ? Jean, Jean, I defy you to say no — Well, that's enough — I was without blame there, and it was without my blame that it all fell through. The farm did not pay — it left nothing in hand, and, as usual, the seasons were against us. As for the farm itself, it had broom enough, and stones enough — stones ! why, after a shower a field in it looked like a caus'ay. It had to be left, then ; and it was with dry eyes we could quit the friend that was a patron, and the neighbours that were canting gossips, and knew as much of a rhinoceros as of a poet. It was the service of hell, to be obliged to listen to them ; and the life — • it was a drudgery beyond sufferance. These miry ridges and dirty dunghills— I should have been a rook at once, or a magpie, to grub among them. I was ill too. For weeks and weeks I was ill : the cursed hypochondria came and floored me at last. The excise was no better. Two hundred miles of hard riding every week, it killed my nags, it broke my arm, and it killed me — it would have ACT V. S. I.] BURNS IN DRAMA. 57 killed an elephant. We bude to go. And it was sad too — especially for the weans — to leave the caller air of the fields, and the gowans on the brae, and all the rough, fresh 7iatnre of a farm — for this ! And what has this done for us ? I have got up in the morning as eident as any man, and minded my children's lessons, Latin and a', — revolving and resolving all earnest good things for them and ourselves. Then I spent the day — and what man more diligently ? in the duties of my busi- ness. I seized, searched, surveyed, I noted and reported, I stamped leather, and I gauged ale-barrels ; and it all fagged and sickened me, as it would have fagged and sickened any man. How, then, could it be expected of me to act dif- ferently from another man ? If other men must have rest and relief, why not I ? After my day's work, and such a day's work, what heart could I be expected to have for writing poems .'' It was all in vain, I could not do it. I turned and turned the screw, but it would not bite ; I rattled and rattled the wheels, but they were locked, and would not run. To get a cue, indeed, the fag-end of some auld verse, and then to sowthe to it here and there — that was different ; but to sit down in the evening, and just begin work over again, that was impossible. And yet the aspiration was there, and the canker of the balk. Care sat for ever at my heart — hypochondria — apprehension — the sense as of some- thing to be got that was not got, as of something to be done that was not done. But we needna speak of that even — I was just human like the lave, and no workman but must repair by relaxation of the evening the strain of the day. Ah, and then, I was not as other men, but always in the fierce extreme of an Arctic Circle or a Torrid Zone. And there — the degradation of the day, the injustices of the day, the contumelies of the day, had all dropped from me, and I was free — free, and myself. I rose in my ' native hilarity,' I rose in my ' pride of observation and remark,' and throbbed like a star. I sat as upon a throne, and all men listened to me. It was life, victory, triumph, consummation, at last. It all led me wrong, doubtless ; and the very devils from hell prowled about my unguarded hour, craving for 58 BURNS IN DRAMA. [aCT V. S. I. me soul and body, and I was beset and entrapped. But — but — Well, well — can you forgive me, Jean ? — Darling ! you are good. But it was not all owing to my own sociality, cither. If I was not repelled by poverty, neither was 1 dazzled by greatness, and I galled its pride. — I dare sin, but 1 dare not lie. True I must be : it is only truth, the truth of manhood, and the truth of womanhood, that I honour or own. So I could not help speaking — by right of intellect speech was irrepressible to me — and I could not allow a lie — a lie of speech, or a lie of conduct, or a lie of character — let it be in what high places of the earth it might, to pass without an exposing mark upon it. And I became unendurable to them : they hated me. They knew that their gewgaws and trumpery, their big houses, their man-servants in plush, their gold and their silver, could not draw a look from me. It was not that I honoured. D n the fellow, they said ; he must do something for his bread, and he will do nothing — he walks about among us all as if he were independent, by gad ! Ah, and it was so; there was no man among them that I ever blenched to. In spite of their own selves, they subordinated themselves to me. No man of them all ever got the better of me — Well — there was that man of Urr, but it was all owing to his Latin, and be d d to it ! But honour ! what is the worth of honour when we see it the sport of caprice, and stick to the coat of any poor creature the wind may blow it to .? Merit ! this is not a place for merit. He who sets out in life with the idea that the reward will be in the ratio of the desert will find himself most damnably mistaken. Let him do anything good, indeed ; and, to his astonishment and disgust, he will find it absolutely ignored till third-rate after third-rate has drawn the wages of it — ignored, commonly, is such work indeed, till he, the first-rate, who has produced it, has long gone where not a penny-piece can follow him. For what is called society consists, for the most part, of lucky schoolboys, say, whose fathers have spoken for them, and who live by inter- cepting the wages of work they have no part in, unless only the part of audacity, pretension, and fraud. That is the scramble of the world : work and merit at the bottom, but ACT V. S. I.] BURNS IN DRAMA. 59 the lightest on the top to enjoy all. Lose his head — the ploughman lose his head ! — why the ploughman despised it ! There was not a note in the whole gamut that he had not sounded and put at its worth. He knew ilieni^ and he knew himself ; how could he have his head turned .'' You see, Jean, I am back in Edinburgh again, and I think I see them as they dismissed me. — and on what terms, for the future ? The backs of the rank and file of greatness were turned on me for ever — that I had to see and accept, and with tolerable resignation ; but how was it with my gracious patrons of the literary class .'' Why, they were to be my gracious patrons — my most condescending and benignant patrons, before whom, in return for such august and never-to- be-expected attention, prostrate humility of gratitude was, on the part of such highly-favoured, unlettered rusticity as mine, the single duty. From what a height, now, that letter of Blair's is written ! I was in his eyes not a poet as other poets were — I was something outside and by-the-bye ; and it was unsafe to commit himself to an opinion of me, espe- cially in the way of praise. He never for a moment could allow himself a thought of me beside ajiy English poet — any regular, so to speak. The Scotch told upon him at times, especially if it cut into the orthodox, and he could not help saying it was clever j but he said it with a grudge and a doubt. He could not come to a satisfactory account with himself in regard to it : he ended only by looking through his fingers at it, and encouraging me with but suggestive hesitancy and the most guarded admission. Nor was it very different with the rest. I was considerably gaped at certainly ; but they could not place me, they could not name me. They could only say, as the great Edinburgh news- paper said, ' Burns, with propriety, has resumed t\\Qjlail — but we hope he has not thrown away the quill.' It hopes, the great Edinburgh newspaper hopes; it really docs not know what to say. ' Burns, the ^lyrshire Bard, is now enjoying the sweets of retirement at his farm. Burns, in thus retiring, has acted wisely. Stephen Duck, the Poetical Thresher, by his ill-advised patrons, was made a parson. The poor man, hurried out of his proper element, found himself c[uite unhappy ; became insane ; and with his own 60 BURNS IN DRAMA. [aCT V. S. I. hands, it is said, ended his Hfe.' You see, the inference is, tliat the same deplorable exit need not be feared for Burns — not from any difference of quality, mark you, but inasmuch as he, for his part, has not been hurried out of his proper element up to such a giddy height as only a parson can bear, and, resuming his flail, has remained a thresher. Burns, accordingly is, for his abnegation, equitably allowed the praise of wisdom and propriety ; and he is graciously rewarded with the hope that he has not thrown away his quill, but remains a poetical thresher ! Stephen Duck ! — 1 was but a Stephen Duck ! Burns was most probably a Duck ; but a Duck that might be expected not to become felo de se, as he was judiciously left in his place to thresh, and not exalted into a parson to preach ! My very best and most admiring friends, now There was Dr. Gregory, for example, how he crucified my lines to a wounded hare, treating me to the corrections he might offer a schoolboy, and promising me for reward, if I took the hint, an equality of excellence with, and the actual notice of — Mrs. Hunter ! ' Revise them carefully, and polish them to the utmost — you may judge from the two last pieces of Mrs. Hunter's poetry that I gave you, how much correctness and high polish enhance the value of such compositions — give me another edition much amended, and I will send it to Mrs. Hunter — pray give me likewise for myself and Mrs. Hunter too, a copy — as much amended as you please — of — of the Waterfowl on Loch Turit. Let me see you when you come to town, and I will show you some more of Mrs. Hunter's poems.' What a reward ! To see some more of Mrs. Hunter's poems — wliat a privilege and favour ! — what an opportunity for Robert Burns, Ayrshire Ploughman and Poetical Thresher, to learn ! Correctness and high polish, if I only under- stood that — if I could only write like Mrs. Hunter! And, of all things, the ' Waterfowl on Loch Turit ' too ! ' Occasional verses,' a thing for the moment, nothing ! and intended to be nothing — it was for that I was to be asked, and it was that which, as a favourable specimen of me, was to be offered to IVIrs. Hunter ! Well, it was in English, and in regularly rhymed couplets ! Album-writing, in short — that is what I am to aim at — that is what it is to be a poet ! ACT V. S. I.] BURNS IN DRAMA. 61 Well may I ' curse the light I first surveyed, And doubly curse the luckless rhyming trade.' What has my reward been, even for the best I have done, — Tarn o' Shanter, now ? — One tells me on the strength of //, to do this, that, and the other something, and I shall eclipse — Matthew Prior! To another it is 'a pretty tale,' and, as having written it, I am ' the ingenious Mr. Robert Burns !' It was quite plain that, to the minds of all of them, I had not done the right thing yet — I was sadly wanting, it appeared, ' in correctness and high polish.' Blair cried Pope, Pope ! Gregory Mrs. Hunter, Mrs. Hunter ! and it was what they wrote — what Pope wrote, what Mrs. Hunter wrote — I was expected to imitate. The very best said of me pointed to my ' humble and unlettered station', called me a ' heaven-taught ploughman,' but opined that it would be the most ridiculous of absurdities to compare ' our rustic bard ' with Shakespeare. And so it would — the squeaks of a poor Scotch whistle — what are they beside those mighty English trumpet-tones .^ I fear — I fear that provincial commonness, provincial vul- garity, it may be, can never have a place in literature as literature. I know not how to place myself. I work but in a rude material, and yet — and yet — Well, if they did not know where to place my rhymes any more than I do myself, they might have seen what the man was, and at least given him /«'j- place. I could have led them all, had they but given me the truncheon ! But no ! I was to go back, and fill dung-carts, and — ha ! — cultivate my genius — attain, that is, to correctness and high polish ! In the event of such attain- ment, I was to understand I might return, from time to time, and lay my improvements at their feet, with the chance, if I were duly careful, of securing a renewal of their patronage ; at all events, their weighty strictures and iinpayable amend- ments ! A glorious prospect for the like of me, an Ayrshire ploughman ! As if the Ayrshire ploughman were not in effect as well educated as any man among them — as if the Ayrshire ploughman did not see all in a lightning-flash — as if the Ayrshire ploughman could not carry himself as a man, and be a man — a man — a man anywhere — a man to man or m en, be they college professors, or princes, or nobles, or just 02 BURNS IN DRAMA. [aCT V. S. I. vho they might ! That was the curse of tlie tiling — the ploughman must be a ploughman, a clown in corduroys, with a common, ill-cut, rough coat — an unawakened boor that could neither spell, nor sit down, nor rise up, nor walk nor talk, nor look like other mortals !— my frien, that ' blatc and lathcfu' scarce can weel behave ! ' Ay, but I was Robert Burns to my own self, and my wares should not be even paid for : I would not write for money. O, Robert Burns had the pride of Lucifer ! And why'should I publish again, or what should I publish again ? If it was as before, a little worse, perhaps, or even a little better, I but exposed myself to the mortification of a very much colder reception. Why, Scotch rhyme, since my own, had poured upon them in a deluge, and they might w^cll be sick of it. If it was the elegant English they cried for, was I to go fawning to my approving patrons for a guinea, and be more sensibly humbled by the disappointment of the public .'* No, no ! a second publication was all-impossible for me, unless, indeed, I fell on something that was neither as before, nor as they expected — a drama, say — or the Scotch words for the Scotch airs which have proved such a labour of love to me. So, Jean, ye see, there returns ever the o'er-come of my story, What was I to do, and how was my life to be fixed ? I knew myself, and I knew my place, but neither by craft nor by stint could I make the fortune to suit ; and still I must do my duty in the world, and have time for my rhymes too. But it all failed — it all failed : thae cursed politics cam in at last to finish it. I was not to mingle in politics, for- sooth — my business was to act, and not to think, — whatever might be concerned, it was for me to be silent and obedient ! Who was I that such inhibitions were to be dictated to me ? Had I not as precious a stake in my country's welfare as the richest among them ? What of my boys ? Had they souls qualified to inhabit only the bodies of slaves 1 What was their birth-right } Should not my heart's blood stream around in the attempt to defend it ? The world had arisen as one man and thrown the yoke from its neck — all the peoples of the earth stood up in brotherhood and shouted Liberty — the greatest event the world had ever seen had happened — and I, alone of all men, Robert Burns alone of ACT V. S. I.] BURNS IN DRAMA. 63 all men, was not to thrill to it ! My business was to stop my ears, and guage ale-barrels ! I to remain torpid, I who had writhed under the contumelious half-notice of wretches whom only accident made great — by heaven ! it was impos- sible. And I was an easy victim ; they had no difficulty with me. Than I, no lonely hermit (placed Where never human footstep traced) Less fit to play the part : — The lucky moment to improve, And just to stop, and just to move, With self-respecting art. I did not always carry dignity with me, somehow ; I could check familiarity, but I provoked it too. All my life, what- ever ye may think, Jean, I have despised myself as a com- pound of sense and folly, and I have never been able to amend my wretched inferiority. In the end, between them and my own self, I felt forced to throw myself on my own self-will, and retreat, reckless, utterly in revolt, with defiant looks, defiant words, and even defiant indulgences — into an exile that was half my own. The poet, ' in naked feeling and in naked pride,' how otherwise can he be expected to act in a world that has proscribed him ? And so the enemy prevailed. I just managed to save myself from ruin, but all my hopes were blasted. Supervisorships, collectorships, competence, position, leisure, all the certainties of the future, collapsed at a touch like the background of a dream. And now I lie here, a wreck, dying — and with a wife and family left to want, or the niggardly charity of the cold- hearted world I hate. O Jean, Jean, you are indeed for- lorn ! There's Gilbert, ay, and the money he has, but I looked upon that as sacred — you'll no trouble him till the last. — / may get better yet ! Ah me, lass, I doubt it. I am as weak as a woman's tear, but, O yes, I'll try the Brow — maybe the sea will mend me. Along the solitary shore, Where fleeting sea-fowl round me cry, Across the rolling, dashing roar, I'll westward turn my wistful eye. The sea was never far from me when I was young — when I 64 BURNS IN DRAMA. [ACT V. S. I. was young ! — with my Rigs o' Barley, and my Mary Morri- sons, and my Poor Mailies, and Rankine, and the Ronalds o' the Bennals, and all the rest of them. I lived then — what was worth the name of living, but since, existence has proved but a distempered dream, a dream I wish had never been. I have borne a name in the midst of it — true ! but what is a name to God? Ay Jean, what are all the vanities of this world ? The time was, Jean, that I was anxious and uneasy when I had any illness, and perhaps not much wrong with me ; but now — now that — Well, I'll no say that, — but, O Jean, all my interest in this earth is gone, all my yearning is for another country, I am as calm as a hushed child. How the favourite verses of my youth return to me ! ' Therefore are they before the throne of God, and serve him day and night in his temple : and he that sitteth on the throne shall dwell among them.' ' They shall hunger no more, neither thirst any more ; neither shall the sun light on them, nor any heat.' ' For the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall feed them, and shall lead them unto living fountains of waters : and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes.' Ah Jean, the Bible — there is no book like the Bible ! Put a quotation from the Bible in any one of them, the best of them, Shakespeare, Milton, and on the instant, even their gold is dulled into brass. Ah, it is a blessed book — the comfort it brings to the afflicted ! It is the poor man's friend, and the rich man's warning. It is the cement of Society. In the Bible alone are there words that are as the words of God. In the Bible alone is there the wisdom, and the calm, and the balm, and the consolation of the other and the better world. Ah me, Jean, that is the truth at last — Fame is for the earth only ; it is but an ignis faticus, the sno\\fall in the river, a moment white, then gone for ever. The hope of fame, of fame for ages, is to almost all — to altogether all in the end — an unsubstantial dream. But call it reality, what is it worth ? Are the opinions of men in general of such validity that their praise — or their blame either — is of any consequence ? How often is it not the case that the writer of the day who alone gets praise and privilege and power and help — whom alone the young imi- ACT V. S. I.] BURNS IN DRAMA. 65 tate, and the old honour — is but a shallow charlatan that, having robbed all his life some veritable immortal of his name, and his place, and his very wage, dies, like a mushroom, into sudden oblivion and nonentity at the last ! Blair, in Edin- burgh, for example, perhaps the very weakest man within its walls, is yet tacitly elected into the seat of distribution ; and no man may resist his award. What sort of a tune can we expect in any interest, when such a pitch-pipe as that leads ? In my day, there have been only two public funerals that I have seen. The first was for a piece of shallow folly — a cork that turned up in every froth. — fussing, elbowing, o-esticulating, — as spurious a creature as ever God blew the breath of life into,— a mountebank, — a lean and slippered pantaloon, that felt his own weakness in such wise that he could only cover it or carry it off by throwing a somerset, from which his face emerged into yours with a grin and a crrimace ; — or by goose-gobbling himself into imitation of a drunk man and the consequent raising of a half-laugh on the part of the company, to which it should be the means of introducing him— slidingly. The second public funeral I point to, was for the man v/hom — really and honestly — I be- lieve to have been, morally and intellectually, the meanest human being I ever met— a man who entered your room on noiseless, rat-like, pit-a-pat feet— who came not straight up to you then, but, rat-like, turned sideways to present himself at last with shrugging shoulders, and tallowy smiles of the weakest deprecation— a man of mere small craft and pitiful chicane, but adroit to seize what show would for the moment tell, and perfectly irresistible in a flattering make-believe you smiled at, even as you yielded to it. Think of it I an entire population turned out, silent, hushed, awed, to witness the passing to the grave of the coffins of men like these— nay, monuments erected in our streets to men like these ! Ah— bah ! it is all nonsense, Jean,— it is of no use,— there is nothing in it,— nature is beautiful, and God's world is divine, — but man is a Idche, his world a hell. Draw the curtain, Jean— I'll sleep. 66 BURNS IN DRAMA. [aCT V. S. 2. Scene 2. Professor and Minister. Professor speaks. Ah! then Burns is dead. A great spirit, but mixed. His understanding was as a flash that searched : what a pity so little has come of it ! What a man he was when he came to tlie Highlands — how he impressed the duke and the duchess, and even the young lords and ladies, the children ! But, O the change, when, not so long ago, after eight years of a resi- dence in England, I visited him here in Dumfries ! I could not help doing that. He was not the man he had been : he seemed, somehow, every way emboldened. Though but a very subordinate officer, for example, in the excise depart- ment of government, he did not scruple to speak incautiously of his political superiors. Of course, I did not smile my approbation, and — that I must allow — he was easily repressed, easily repressed. But in the evening he came to us in our inn, and he was then — Ah ! — even less interesting. He spoke as he liked, and — called for what he liked. His manner was forced, as if he laboured to speak to expecta- tion. He praised and blamed always with such emphasis as did not admit of dissent. He drank freely, and boasted unnecessarily of the excesses and orgies in which he had participated. He quitted us at a late hour — three in the morning — utterly exhausted. He has left behind him some charming verses. Pity it is they are only Scotch. Peace be with him ! he was a great spirit, and, for his circumstances, a man as remarkable as many. I wish you good day, Mr. Gray. Minister {solus). Well, well — but I daresay he means well, and is an accom- plished professor, for all his fastidious finicality. Burns was easily repressed — and by him ! Burns was forced in his speech that night — could not the gentleman see that Burns was simply out of heart with his company ? He bragged of his excesses too— why what was that for, but to make, as Burns would have said, the prig's hair stand on end .'' He sat late, likewise, just to punish him. His emphasis, too, ACT V. S. 2.] BURNS IN DRAMA. 67 it was but partly the awkwardness, and partly the defiance of his humiliating and uncongenial position. Burns could dine out, and dip as deep as the rest did. Bums could seek relief in his tap, and forget himself in com- pany to an hour as late as the latest of them. Burns, with his name and his fame, might have been beset on an excep- tional occasion. But exceptions only prove the rule. Burns was no drunkard, and Burns was not dissolute. Burns was affectionate ; Burns was domestic ; a better father I have never seen. How he loved his children, and tended them I How he thought of the world, and their future in it ! And how seriously, in their regard, his duty rose up to him How pretty to see them toddling with him — to see him, ever and anon, lifting them up to press the cool, soft, little cheek to his, to stroke the smooth little head, and press his lips to the innocent little mou' ! Burns, too, was as conscientious, prompt, punctual a servant as ever held a place. Burns abhorred debt — he abhorred extravagance. Burns lived in the hope of a future state ; Burns lived under the fear and awe of God. It was the untoward circumstances that placed the double nature of the poet in a false position where it flaixd; but, fall as he might, he never ceased to be all ruth for the unfortunate — all love and admiration for the pure and the good. From first to last his position was a false one. After Edinburgh, no corner of his whereabouts but — and in no true light — was open to the public eye. Faults ! — yes, but what was his age when he died, and what might have been expected of him had he lived ten years longer? He was but careless in his integrity. I hesitate not to say it : his nature was sound at the core ; his soul was the light of love for truth, indignant lightning at the wrong. His very life was a yearning for redress ; belonged to gather the universe into his embrace, and wipe away all tears from all eyes. It was the very overwhelmingness of this sympathy that led him wrong. He gave himself instantaneously up, as he drew himself equally instantaneously back. His trust was infinite, and it could be infinitely abused. His speech, in keeping with his feeling, was the hyper-emphasis of the instant : no man but was cither the best that ever God sent, or the worst 68 BURNS IN DRAMA. [ACT V. S. 2. that ever the devil took. Capable of wilful waywardness when the child awoke in him, he was too easily won, too easily lost ; and he was open to the familiarity of all men, could his imagination but frame a pretext for it. All that is much, and yet the rift of the whole nature is this :■ — Whatever the sincerity of his j-f/Z-abascment, he was incapable of turning the cheek, — he knew not the meaning of the word humility ; — he never thoroughly realised it to himself that he was, in the true sense of the word a sinner — not in the true sense of the word, let his penitence at times be what it might. Had it been otherwise, he would have been a ripened, strengthened, and reflecting four-square man, and not, as he was, almost to the last, a lightly-moved and pliant boy. The sense of sin would have been as ballast in him, and given him to think. In peril of eternity, the need of a Redeemer felt would have softened and enriched him. His eyes might have then been opened to the divine significance of Christianity, and he might have recognised then in rapturous illumination, what supernatural virtue, what miraculous revelation of the inmost nature of God, of the very secret and soul of being, lay in the Coming of the Man Christ Jesus. But it was not to be : — awed by Revela- tion, he was yet puzzled by it, and had to flee to what, more or less, was only a religion of his own heart. (Jnania in- genia sini, tanti sunt — here and hereafter — that became to him almost his Thirty-nine Articles, almost his Confession of Faith. It is not for us to sorrow, or fear, or make appeal, or doubt the justice of the Judge in whose dread presence is now his awful stand ; but still we may suffer ourselves to dwell with consolation and joy on this, That Burns, even perhaps the most of all men, will, to the latest posterity, promote among his fellows the cause of causes, the cause of truth, and right, and gentleness, — the cause of humanity ! We, Scotch, above all, ought to recollect that his very voice — tender by turns and arch, simple or cutting-wise — was the very voice also of our old, battle-striding, Scottish reality. Farewell, my brother — farewell my brother and my master ! Had you but lived these ten years longer — had your position but been less hopelessly false ! BURNS IN DRAMA. 69 NOTE. THE CHARACTER OF BURNS. For force and nature, Burns, as a poet, has never been surpassed. His art — as such, and predominatingly — was not precisely on the lofty scale ; but still it was led by the spontaneous sense in him of a gracious and full-filled whole. At least, we would presume as much from his favourite laudation ' sonsie^ Sonsie ! The burden, as it would seem, suggested by the word, charmed him. In point of fact, we see that he could not but flame up ever to what face or figure in a 'lassie' was 'sonsie' — 'sweet, complete.' This, then, we shall say, Mas the ideal that ruled Burns : it was his gaihts. A blur was intolerable to him : it must instantly collapse before him into the precision of a mountain-rift in the sun. And thus it is that his writing literally lives. His words — clear, crisp, swift, sure — come instantly home — clink, so to speak, at once to the quick. Even rhyme and rhythm, with him, disappear — enrichingly, as it were— into the single vitality that is alone felt. Inspiration kythes expression in Burns, as naturally as the earth grass. Never were there such sounds to seize the ear and cling to it, as those of his : they are mnemonical merely ; they are Mnemosyne's own. The due pitch is taken at a breath ; and a speech attained to, at once as it is in life. It is the intense soul of the poet achieves this, — that intense soul which, imbuing in the eager mordant of emotion and the fiery colours of imagination, all its keen perceptions and vivid intellections, strikes out, ever, with instant precision, the correspond- ent sign. Sentences there are in Burns as solid and sudden as a Bass Rock or an Ailsa Craig — nay, words, single words, of just such quality, — words as strong as granite, and as hard (and clear) as crystal to the teeth of time. In short, there is in Burns such ring — such living ring of reality, as, — in an equal simplicity of truth to nature, — is possessed, in this world, by no poet else. Intensity, then, was, on the whole, the single source of all ; but, specialising, may we not say that the springs of production in Burns were more particularly these : feeling, fancy, and understanding, together with the incorruptible loyalty and indomitable pride of a most honourable and fervent manhood ? More particularly still, perhaps. Burns was emphatically defer, — he was notoriously and supremely clever ; and (placed as he was), it belonged to him, as such, never to be found at a loss, never to be taken unawares, but to be prepared always with a 'swatch' of his 'ingine.' Accordingly, it was quite in keejMng that he had provided himself with red chalk and a glazier's diamond. With the one, he scril)bled on the backs of such rough and ready surfaces as posters, showbills, and the like, — to render them, as he said, 'now fit to be presented to a lady ;' and with the other, he glorified (or outraged) the window-glass of inns and the rummers of his friends. Possibly, we do not so very much admire the accomplishment ; the httsiness of it may repugn rather. Nevertheless, there can hardly be a question but that, to '0 BURNS IN DRAMA. liotli sides concerned, it was a main consideration. No degradation of poetiy — or of genius — was, from either side, seen in it. On the contrary, not only by the bystanders, on the one part — the profane of cliance, with wliom, in his ballsed sympathies, he might be glad to hobnob at times, — but, ahnost certainly, by himself, it was regarded as the special authenticf\tion of his powers, the proper guarantee of his gifts. ' Cranibo-clink ' was to them the peculiar sleight of liand with which he was expected to astound everybody at a moment's notice : 'Crambo-clink ' was to his own self, it is hardly more pos- sible to doubt, very much his laurel. But the desecration — for desecration it was — bore fruit, if, on the one side of its own, then of its opposite, on the other. For, deriving hence, as we must, his p'lras before meat and other such clinches (not to mention those unknown tokens of his art which are said to be current, l>ut not in reputal)le hantls), it is hence also — from that enormous practice and intense strain of effort — that we must, at least in some considerable part, derive, as well, the unparalleled facility of his general verse : 'The words come skelpin, rank and file,' he says, 'amaist before I ken.' But, with more special reference to character, it is important to bear in mind that, throughout his whole career (for even his eight closing years are only partially exceptive). Burns, whether as man or as poet, was, for the most part, to use his own words, ' without an aim.' Of the ambition of the world — unless at a rare moment when his eye might glisten with the sense of his own superiority and of the possibilities that lay in it — he had literally none. Unlike Scott, who, with such self-complacent modesty, can never cease explaining, and apologising, and anxiously impressing upon us this, that, even when it may appear he has neglected his profession, and is only wasting his time, on rhymes and riddles for children, he has really not done so, and is not by any means forgetful of the main chance, but, on the contrary, after having intrenched, and inwalled, and pro- visioned himself with considerable forecast, in a fortalice of the law itself, he is now only turning into account rather, that ' leisure ' from his 'graver cares' which is simply unavoidable, and actually introducing into literature — into poetry itself — the prudential con- siderations of the sober head of a house and responsible father of a family — Unlike the pawky Scott, Burns, we say, not only loathed the idea of inspiration for the market, but, though really provident of his pocket, never, at any time, it can hardly be said, made money an aim, even in living. It was his faith 'That thus the royal mandate ran, When first the human race began, " The social, friendly, honest man, Whate'er he be, 'Tis he fulfils great Nature's plan, And none but hel'" It was only at the last, perhaps, indeed, that he had learned the nullity of this, his boyish illusion — the certainty that it was pre- cisely the ' social, friendly, honest man ' for whom there is no place here. As we see him in his career generally, he has no object but BURNS IN DRAMA. -Zl to live. He is not born for ' the bustle of the busy ' or ' the flutter of the gay.' He would live only, — as a tree in the air, as a flower in the sun, as an unmastered steed on the prairies, that snorts tlje foam over its head. Nevertheless, it is not alone, but among his kind he would live — naturally, warmly, rapturously, among these good fellows, and under the eyes of these bonnie sweet lassies. So to live and love — that is enough for him ; and he is contented with his place among them. They know he is clever ; they know he can speak : he is Rab the Rhymer, rantin Robin. There were implied in all that, too, the need of constant distinc- tion and the greed of instant fruition. The craving ever for the actuality of a full-tilling experience — this largely it was that was the source of his melancholies, and convivialities, and even conquests of love. Curiosity and maistrie — ' native hilarity and the pride of observation and remark ' — were perpetual goads to him. He must be here, he must be there ; see this, see that. It was an irresistible temptation to him, as the ways of countiy life were, to win — with hardly expectation of the end — this and the other advancing favour. Much arose from this too, that, from the very beginning, he -had been misplaced and misused. What was that coarse and imperfect diet — what that premature and exhausting toil of an ail-too willing and precocious boy, who, ' though forfoughten sair enough, was unco proud to learn ? ' What seeds must have been sown in these ways that could feed themselves afterwards only in indulgence and excess ! The wonder perhaps is that, after such experiences, he was as he was. He perplexes himself at times, in these young years — and it is specially interesting to watch the troubles of the literary nature here^with the difference of what he is in himself, and of what he is to others in this and the other disparaging externality ; but, with the full light of day let in, as is unavoidable, on the reality of his place, and necessarily disabused thus of his all-boundless expecta- tion, he will still keep an honest manly heart, and play an honest manly part. Indignant at the wrong, and with nought in his future but the sick heart, sore joints, and soiled wings of ceaseless, hopeless, thankless labour, he will scorn favour and abhor debt. But pride to his inferiors there shall be none. For them, too, there seethes within him the fierce sense of the social wrong — of the injustice, of the cold indiff"erence and barbarous brutality of a cruel and self- pampering world. To them he will be loving, helpful, kindlyequ.il. He despises — utterly despises meanness ; but he is infinitely soft to what is weak, gentle, suffering, or confiding. He has a warm side for the very beasts of the field, and almost a tender foot for the grass he treads. Unbounded goodwill, unbounded goodwill as it were simpliciter and at once, just to the light and air of heaven — that is the soul of the poet, — that is the soul of Robert Burns ! He walks in trust of the goodness over him, and is warm with the hope of final redress. He will act as he feels, — assured that his integrity will abide, — not fearing that, in meaning, he can ever prove false. But, in this boundless sense of himself, as well as in that bound- lessness of his proximate trust in others, he is incontinent of himself, and lavishes himself abroad in weakness. He can get love, but — to 72 RURNS IN DRAMA. his unconcealed cliagrin — never respect. He thinks of his ' garru- lousness ' with remorse; and, ever and anon, this ^lapsus liii^mae' ami that ' lapsus liii^'^iac' recur to him with a shudder. The false gratification that was wann in the present, he could not always sacrifice to the true duty tliat was cold in the future. That the clever man could become coarse, the greedy sf)u] reckless, especially after work, and, more especially, after the indignities and drudgery of hjs work — there is no room left for surprise. The surprise rather is this, that in such circumstances, and with only desultori- ness allowed him, the very latest fruit of the poet was the natural purity of those dewdrops of song. Nay, anxiously reviewing all, anxiously revolving all, — sifting, weighing, separating,— f)Ught not this indeed to be the surprise, that, dying so young, and with so much to hinder, so little to promote, he yet left behind him such amplitude, and maturity, and dignity of product ? SA VED LEA VES. SA VED LEA V E S. THE NOVELIST AND THE MILLINER.* Not willingly we speak to you, you thin, wry-shouldered Milliner — red-eyed and angular — much though you love us. No ! not all the deep, devoted, strong affection that you have for us can ever lessen or destroy the grudge we bear you ! What ! at shut of even and of shop — when work is done — when tired needles rest in pocket-books, their shorn plumes drooping from their glittering crests — when back-stitch and base stitch, splay-seam, and over-seam, cuffs, and ruffs, and muffs, and puffs, spencers and stomachers, are forgotten quite — when skirts and bodies, mantles, frocks, pehsses, finished or unfinished, thrust into half-open drawers, drooping from bed- post and from window-shutter, helpless over chairs, seated sinkingly beneath the table or upon, are all unthought of and unseen— when chintzes, muslins, silks, satins, and satinets, — when old-maid bombazette, and more old-maiden bomba- zine, and even the young good looks of Indiana, mousseline de laine, and Saxony, are in vain for you ; — no brittle thread, a fret — no needle, intolerant of the same, pangs of vexation and weariness of wrist — no sudden rent to take the breath away — no wrong stitch, seen at the millionth, any more a heart- break — no Lady Jane's body joined to Lady T.'s skirts, and no Lady G.'s riding dress, all puffed and plaited, lined and twined, finished perfect and complete, but wrong side outer- most, despair and syncope ! — What ! when all these blessed * This paper was published in Doitglas Jcrrohfs Magazine, sccoiul number, Feljruary 1845. 76 SAVED LEAVES. events have taken place — when this whole painful, vulgar world of clippings and cuttings, paper shapes and paper patterns, broken needles, ends of thread, scattered pins and empty bobbins, has sunk to you ; extinguished, like the sun, in night and after hours— sit you not reading by the light of those few red cinders, now fast blackening a-top, and momently sinking closer and more close, jostling each other and mur- muring ? Sit you not there, barely supported on the edge of your receding chair, with quivering feet upon the fender? Sit you not there, wide-kneed o'er the grate, unseen, at ease —with stooped head, flushed cheek, and glittering eye- turning so eager-rapid, with that yellow, needle-eaten finger, our reddened, fair-marged pages, curling and crumpling within their cracking, gizened boards ? Sit you not there, we ask, absorbed— abstracted— swallowed up in wonder and delight ; heeding nothing— seeing nothing— but the fair Elysian world we give you, there to wander in, till even odours of happy Arable— perfumes of burning worsted— (for indeed, the flannel petticoat will take on process of erema- causis— slow combustion) can hardly bring you to your dim room and drooping skirts again ! And more ; the tire ex- tinguished (by the laying-on of hands) and the fright allayed, sink you not into your chair again ? Seek you not eagerly to renew acquaintance with that same fair Elysian world ? Strive you not to execute the strange, mysterious rites, whereby accomplishment of that is had ? But alas ! do not the few red cinders— now still fewer and less red — refuse to hold for you the lamp whereby to see the talismanic scroll ; whereby to read the letters of that magic cabala of ours which opes the gates to these enchantments ? In wrathful- wise seize you not the poker then ? Stir you not up the few red cinders, nervously, into hectic flushes— smiles, but harbingers of death— or, at best, into fitful, momentary gleams, which can but seem to you sneers of malign derision, ape-like mockery ; as, for one instant, playing with you, they give to sight the mystical inscriptions, then snatch them back to night again? Dash you not up then, passionately, m sudden burst ot galled vexation, paroxysm of fret abruptly yielded to ? Count you not, with hurried, shivering feverishness, how many THE NOVELIST AND THE MILLINER. 77 chapters you have yet to read before the end may come ? Dash you not down again, in dogged self-will, stooped head and flushed cheek placed defiantly almost on the very bars, resolute to master, ere the night shall end, our dear third volume ? Sentence after sentence, fruitlessly, strain you not on, desperately, frantically, in the mad attempt ? Till at length, completely vanquished, wholly tamed, the breath of unwilling resignation issuing relievingly from the chest, with sore eyes, hair burning hot upon the brow, you find yourself compelled, in exhausted hopelessness— heart-broken even — to shut for the night. And then, as you sit a good half hour yet, fall you not into the pleasant, pleasant reverie ? In dream become you not the Lady fair you lately read oi? See you not yourself wending forth from that high castle-gate, while, stooping gallantly, rides beside you that stately knight, — all clad in steel, but helmet off, and black curls tossing in the breeze, gazing so rapturously on you there, maiden-modest, in your cotton-velvet dress, mounted on milk-white palfrey, with your pinchbeck locket hanging from your neck by its watered ribbon gracefully, and the gilt leather card - case, which a friend bestowed, just innocently peeping from your lovely hand ? The scene changing, are you not assailed and carried off by livid scowhng robbers, mysteriously silent and interest- ing ? Pass you not through a whole world of adventure, a thousand perils, a thousand wonders, — deep defiles, moun- tains, rocks, and chestnut-trees, — setting suns, shadows and moonlight, — caves, castles, trap-doors, secret passages, slid- ing panels, daggers, lamps, and oratories, — one savage butcher-robber, with a bull-neck and bushy eyebrows, — one mild and milky — which latter befriends — secret signs, looks, and scraps of comfort — escape planned, effected — cottage, — old woman, — bread and milk — pursued, overtaken — robbers without cottage, — awful suspense, — little incidents, and suc/i dialogues ! — discovered — butcher-robber slays milky one— led back in triumph ; in short, a whole host of men, all scowling, stamping, tearing, struggling and fighting for the single poor you, like a herd of black bulls for the one white heifer ; till, at last, rescued by own brave knight — his helmet 78 SAVED LEAVES. on this time for variety — kisses and softnesses — separated again — harsh sire, cruel uncle — conventcd — but, finally, banns of marriage proclaimed three times on one Sunday — married in pale blue satin, trimmed with blonde ; splendid wedding-supper — Maggy Sharp and Mary Young invited just to see — gorgeous bridal-bed — three sons and three daughters, and a long life of health, wealth, and happiness ! Or, the vision altering its shape, have you not gone to that dear, native country town, to visit your poor old parents? Chances there not to be a ball while you are there — some charity one — in which are mingled aristocrats from the castle, and respectables from the town ? Does it not happen that you go thither, and that my Lord Underjaw, lord of the neighbouring manor, sees you? Is he not smitten with your pallid beauty, mild, silent, pale face ? Does he not eagerly ask, whisperingly, ' Who is the pale lady in the blue ? ' Do not the eyes and the lorgnettes of the aristocrats turn at once and with a bustle towards you ? Ah ! that pale face classical ; the loveliest lady there may never hope to match it. Are they not amazed, chagrined, enraged to think that a mere country-girl should thus outshine them? Intol- lerable ! And that my Lord Underjaw should so evidently be taken with her ! Do not their crops swell out big and red against you, not without utterance, like a flock of pro- voked turkeys ? Still do not my Lord's eyes follow you the whole night over? Nay, seems he not once as if he would approach — speak, ask you to dance with him ? But does he not command himself? Ah ! with what thoughts go you not home, of dukes, and lords, and pale ladies in the blue. Well, on the following morning, while you chance to be in Mrs. B.'s shop, drops not my lord in to purchase something ? Seeks he not occasion to lengthen out his visit, ever recol- lecting some new want he had ? Stands he not gazing at you ? And you, behind the chair there, are you not looking down, making all manner of awkward motions, drawing all manner of strange figures on the ground with the toe of one foot ? But ever and anon cast you not up your eyes on him with sudden, furtive, seeming - artless glances, half- con- sciously, half-modestly — such glances as tug strangely at the thrilling heart-strings? Goes he not away at length as in THE NOVELIST AND THE MILLINER. 79 a dream, seeing nothing, hearing nothing, unconscious of existence, thinking only of you, lost in wonder that the like should be ? Does he not contrive to follow you again, and yet again, into the same place, ever finding new occasion to return ? Are there not conversations now, longer or shorter ? At length, begins he not to praise, to give expression to the wonder and the love wherewith you have possessed him ? Venture you not timidly to call it flattery ? Seem you not to think, less or more directly, to hint even, that such words from him can only point to wickedness ? But is he not so respectful? Surely he is filled with genuine love, if ever man was ! By and by, comes he not accidentally on you in your walk one day ? Is not the accident repeated ? At length, are you not seen publicly to walk together ? Is not ever>' woman's tongue, within the borough and beyond, elo- quent on the topic, never tired of wagging on it ? What a hum arises ! The whole wasp-hive roused, from the sunk floor to the attics ! You are become the centre of three thousand staring eyes, the pivot of the waggings of three thousand envious tongues. What a flutter, and a bustle, and a spite it is ! How your own little heart goes throbbing, half-fearingly, half-hopingly ; and your own little head goes proudly tossing in answer to a thousand vulgar lockings of the eye, and shakings of the head, and outspoken utterances ! How it all goes on simmering, and churming, and yammer- ing around you ! while you, firm in the love of that high man, and sure of yourself, bear the brunt of it all bravely, though not without struggles and misgivings. But, on the whole, does it not drive you closer to him ? Grow you not more and more intimate ? Grow you not more and more into love ? Ah ! he is so noble, and so good, so kind, so gentle, and so wise, and loves you so ! What a gush of tenderness comes over you, melting your whole soul ! you feel as if your bosom were the only place to lay such jewel in. At length he makes proposals — dishonourable ones. Haughtily, scornfully, they are repulsed at once. How abjectly, how passionately he supplicates for pardon, sup- plicates on his bended knees ! At length, though wrung with agony, thunder-stricken, shame-stricken, yet gradually 80 SAVED LEAVES. soothed by his entreaties, and feeling him, indeed after all, still the nearest, still the dearest, still the only one to whom you can look for support and sympathy — sit you not on the ground in a passion of bitter, bitter tears, wringing his hand and sobbing out convulsively that ' you knew, you knew you were but a poor poor country girl, born to drudgery and misery ; that you knew, you knew you were not for him ; that you deserved it all ? ' Till does he not seem as if he would cry too, and strives he not to soothe you so?- — 'He was only trying you, only trying you ; he had no intention.' And, at length, are you not reconciled ? By-and-by, deceived, misled, tempted by the softness he has seen, and suspecting he has been hardly bold enough, he repeats his wish. Ah ! does not the spirit of ten thou- sand empresses heave within you .'' In what imperial dignity and scorn you turn from him, hearing not his words, his fervent entreaties to be heard ; you reach your home. Oh, the bitterness of your abasement ! How you are crushed to the earth ! How you would fain hide yourself in the earth ! The shame ! — the shame ! your weak simplicity jeered and laughed at ! A country girl fit for a lord ! That you should have been gulled, mocked, scoffed at ! That you should not have seen it all ! — that you should have been blind to it all ! O, the weak, weak fool ; the bitter, bitter, deep abasement ; the bitter prostration beneath the punishment ; the acknow- ledgment that you deserved it all ! But, by-and-by, does not the tempest lull ? — are there not tears of love, regrets, hopes.'' Come there not letters — passionate appeals .'' Finally, is there not a meeting, half by accident ? How the first cold- ness and aloofness melts, thaws, and vanishes ; and the reconcilement becomes complete ; for now he makes honour- able proposals. Then come the preparations for marriage. And now, how the envy deepens and the hum increases. But are there not some who cringe, and fawn, and flatter ? With what bitter satisfaction do you not receive and watch them ? Then is there the wedding, a very blaze of splendours. Yet do you not carry it all with a sort of proud humility ? How kind you are to your poor old parents ! You are never tired of heaping comforts on them. You cannot resist, however. THE NOVELIST AND THE MILLINER. 81 driving into the town, in your little model of a phaeton, with the two milk-white ponies, having, as the sole ornament about you, one stately feather in your bonnet, bending at the top gracefully, proudly enjoying the gazes and remarks of all observers. Neither can you help stopping at the door of old Presume's hotel, to send in your footman, patronis- ingly, with an order for a few casks of porter, and an invita- tion to your old intimate, half-friend, half-foe, rattling, vulgar Mary Presume, who stands galled and gaping at the bar, that you will be glad to see her at the Castle. Nay,— worse than this, and weaker still, — hardly repressing something like malicious triumph struggling up within you, can you resist calling condescendingly on your best friend Maggy, whose marriage tea-set, dining-tables, crystal, and evening parties used to spite you so ? Well, is not she too invited to the Castle ? and do not they both come? With what inward chuckling ecstasy, boiling up almost incapable of being repressed ; ready at a touch to explode and scatter all — nay, does it not explode when, on examining your London toilette-case, you cannot help presenting Mary with a Paris bottle of perfume? But with what outward coolness, nonchalance — as if they were all common matters, things of course — you take them from the drawing-room to the scullery, from the garret to the cellar, watching, with such fierce keenness of enjoyment, their wonder, amazement, envy ; but seemingly not watch- ing, not noticing at all. Ah, yes ; it is all pure ecstasy — ecstasy, not the less exquisite for being spiced with a little, half-malignant feeling of victory and triumph ! And how can they be else than amazed, wonder-stricken, envious ? Is it not all tinselled footmen, ivory, ebony, or'molu, china ; such as a Queen might But the watchman under your window, drowsily snuffling out half- past two, breaks the china, and warns you to your bed. Ah ! and then fondly deluding yourself for the millionth time, slip you not beneath the pillow our dear third volume, with the extravagant determination that you will awake betimes and finish it? But, alas ! you do but wake to find you have overslept yourself. Languid, worn out, exhausted — even more so than at laying-by of needle on the night F 82 SAVED LEAVES. before — to you slumber hath brought no rest, repose no blessing. You lie in sort of bitter-sweet prostration ; sleepy, sleepy, but nervously incapable of sleep. You cannot rise ; it seems as if some strange affinity — attraction — were glueing you to the bed beneath ; as if some electric cloak were cling- ing to your skin ; as if a weight were laid subduingly upon you, chaining you down there, half willingly, half unwillingly, and when, at length, with sudden effort of the will, you wrench those chains in twain and spring upon the floor, go you not about your little processes of dress drowsily and sulkily, cold and shivering, snuffling, croaking, whimpering, empty of hope, heartless, comfortless, miserable .'' For, to you, as often virtually to all of us, again has this life become a broken loop, a burst button-hole ; or if not burst, not broken, — to the loop there is no hook ; to the button-hole, no button. Well, even then, amid the morning disarray of bed and bed-appendages, let but our dear third volume, gliding from its lurking-place, attract your eye, — with what eagerness, half wilfully yet half remorsefully, you spring to it, — seize it, — read from it ! You read, and lo ! the sorcerer has waved his wand. Despite some little cjualms that weigh unseen, yet not unfelt, upon your breast, prompting that unconscious knocking of the hand at the door of your breast-bone, — the weariness, the pains, the drudgeries of life, fall from your spirit, you are free once more — free, clear, and joyous ; again within the crystal battlements ; again wandering in that fair Elysian world — treading a new earth — breathing a new air — living a new life. And shall we — we who make all these things so for you — we, by whose victorious toil it is that thus there is set down for you, even in the very midst of this poor, painful, vulgar, week-day world, a faery land of warmth, and balm, and happiness, wherein is refuge ever, and a place for you ; — we, who have endured long agonies of labour and privation, thus to secure for you a magic treasure — an Aladdin-lamp, whereon you need but look to call up genii to your bidding — shall we, who alone below are as sun, and moon, and stars, and light, and warmth to you ; as a fond mother's bosom for you to nestle in, to lay your poor, wearied, lacerated, palpitating heart upon, and be so happy — shall we VENETIAN MADELINE. 83 be all this and do all this for you, and shall our highest recompense — ■ our best reward — our very utmost fee — be some paltr)^ three-pence, doled out weekly to the circulatins; library, not one thousandth part of which e'er reaches us besides ? No, no ; we never can away with it ! not all the deep, devoted, strong affection that you have for us, can ever lessen or destroy the grudge we bear you ! VENETIAN MADELINE. Ah pride ! Ah pomp palatial ! Ah Venice ! tranced in wave and air : Charm-lustred air purpureal ; Wave, limpid-lifting up the marbled stair ! A lady and a balcony, A white arm on the balustrade : No gondola but lags to see The dream-like beauty of the dreaming maid, — So plain the full eye looks at them, At gondolier and cavalier ; So plain the sweet mouth smiles at them, Strangers that pass so far and yet so near. Half-drawn, the crimson curtains sway. Caught by their golden-tasselled bond ; While ivory and ebony Fling pomp and splendour from the room beyond. But purer from the crystal charm Of down-dropt waters tearfully, Balcony, maid, and snowy arm Reel in the brimming lucid skyeyly. In billowy burst from forth the room, Hark din, hark hum of mcrrimer.t, 84 SAVED LEAVES. With ring of laughter, flung like foam On the summed wave of step, and tramp, and instru- ment! Ah, this must be a marriage feast ! The bride shall be that lady fair Who heeds it not, but dreams, I wist, Rocked on a thought — away, far other where. But ' Madeline ! ho, Madeline! Come strike with us the glad guitar. What, Madeline ! Ho Madeline ! Hist maid ! Nor dream there tranced like a star.' Crimson and croaking in his wine, Thus calls the bluff sire from the hum. On Madeline, his Madeline ; And Madeline returns, ' I come, I come 1 ' ' I come, I come ! ' lutes Madeline — ' I come, I come ;' but dreams the more, Heeding nor voice, nor tabourine, Nor beat of timeful feet upon the floor. But at the curtain's inner line, A louring face, continually Watches, with glances viperine, The maiden and the water jealously. A ragged beard that fain must thank Some eleemosynary moles ; The figure of a mountebank ; Pufi"-breath'd, snag-toothed, loose-legged, with shuffle soles : 'Tis Gobbo of the money bags. Who sneered he'd buy himself a wife ; He eyes each gondola that lags — But she sees not — he, cruel, grasps his knife. Now Sol, into the west back-strode, As fronting foemen royally VENETIAN MADELINE. 85 Tramples the crimson-stain(fd cloud With glance of golden-crowned mockery. His glove, his jewelled glove seems flung, Imperial, on the long canal, Burning rich blazonries among, That flicker up each sculpted pedestal. Hark note, hark lilt of flageolet, And swift from glory of the west, See glide a mystic gondolet, With long-haired gallant in his bravery drest. For her, for her that gondolet, For her, for her that stately knight ! Her fingers clutch the parapet In hope, in fear — and now — Ah, wild delight — A foot on thwart, a hand on stone, Her knight is in the balcony ; One loving arm around her thrown. He lifts her to the balustrade — Ah see ! A snake has slid into his breast, A knife ; he staggers — falls — No ! she Already to the boat is passed : With laughing rattle of his cuirass, he Has seized the dwarf, seized the small man, And pitched him to the surging line Of guests — then leaped ! A partisan Has pushed. ' Ah Madeline ! Oh Madeline ! ' Shrieks, livid, in the balcony, Her sire — shrieks wild, and tears his hair. But fiercely, swiftly, to the sea Hurries the boat. A ship receives the pair. She shakes into the breeze her sails. She daffs the waters in her might. And long before pursuit avails. Has disappeared in silence of the night. 8fi SAVED LEAVES. But they came back — came back to plead With the bhiff sire, and gained his grace — Nay, blessings on the very deed Had seemed past pardon, and a fault in race. And thus it was they fled, these two ; But from them rose a noble line Of gentle women, warriors true. To voice and vaunt Venetian Madeline.* THE NOVEL BLOWERS;t OR, HOT-PRESSED HEROES. Long, irregular, unlicked juvenal ! shall we not laugh to meet you on the street ; marching along with those majestic strides ; listening so pleasedly to the manly tread of your thin, loose limbs ; and, ever and anon, squaring the sym- metrical shoulders, as you fancy to yourself the whispers of the ladies about that haughty curl of lip, that audacious devil's eye, that interesting bull-neck, those whipcord sinews, that iron constitution, all bone and muscle, suffering no par- ticle of fat, and capable of watching, fasting, all-endurance .'' In decorous handkerchief shall we not smother our side- stitching ecstasies, seeing you at church laden — though, to be sine, bearing up beneath the burden bravely and modestly enough — laden with the eyes of that fair damsel, a few pews from you, who chances to be intently envying a better bonnet than her own beyond you ? At theatre too, how are our diaphragms convulsed, watching the modest fortitude where- with you do possess yourself, while lovely ladies in a side- box never take their eyes from you ; while beautiful girls in the pit, seated in the seat before you, turn ever and anon to look at you ; while even the fairy dancing-women, in their * 1849 is the date of the best of this. t From Doui^las JcrroliTs Magazine, for May 1845. THE NOVEL BLOWERS. 87 curt chemises, smile to you from behind the footlights, and with one pretty linger beckon you to the side scenes ! But oh ! to get you on shipboard — or rather on the deck of some river-plying steamboat ! Is it not laughter for the very gods — sport for great Jove himself— to see you there, pacing heroically along and across, now larboard, now starboard, in full expectance of some huge adventure ? But let us ' begin with the beginning ! ' — The quay is all alive with bustle, and not less the steamer there, snarling through its pavonic throat. With bursting cheeks, the boy at the stern twangs his brass trumpet. By the gangway, from quay to paddlebox, stand the red-faced captain, with his unspotted boots, and the short, round steward in his pumps and trim blue jacket. Coals are wheel- ing in ; luggage throwing down ; friends shaking hands with friends ; porters wiping their oily brows, standing with deferential hat before their purse-unbuttoning employers. Excited new arrivals bustle, shifting their little traps now here, now there, chatting vivaciously : people and articles of all sorts weave with each other an inextricable web of movement ; and, above all, the hot summer sun shines through the city smoke. Groups of well-dressed persons throng the after-deck : well-paunched, many-sealed citizens, with their wives and families ; dandified eldest sons, already choosing from the big cigar-case ; misses, just escaped from boarding- school, adjusting into efficient focus veils, shawls, and pocket- handkerchiefs ; little girls holding on by mama or papa ; little boys with straw hats and nankin pelisses, stooping to little lap-dogs ; larger boys twisting at the steering wheel. The bell has sounded thrice ; and the eager voyagers are even sick at heart with impatience for the start, which seems as if it would never come. At length, a late arrival hurry- ing on board, all perspiration, flushed face, and beating heart, — the gangway is pushed off, lifting the load from every breast. Boom — bounce ! goes the engine. Thereat raising their heavy lids, and only half awake, the sulky paddles plash— plash lazily. The vessel swims. Sailors running with ropes, passing them from hand to hand round rigging, now coil them dripping from the river. The stone quay, with its line of faces— of hand-waving friends, of 88 SAVED LEAVES. grudging idlers, of rope-ribanded and ticlut still, from 'tween the closing clouds. There gleams athwart the deep a sickly light, Like glare from dying lion's eye, Wliose blood crimsons the distant sea, — His mighty paw, his glancing claw, Still stretched, still strained — the clouds close frowningly. And hark ! the maid, up-rising wild, Upon the rock, with hot tears blind. In words of her beloved land. Thus throws out her moan to the chill night-wind. — 120 SAVED LEAVES. Eerie, eerie, alone, alone, Dreary, dreary, alone, alone ! O will he not come ? O will he not come To my cold, cold home, to my cold, cold home ? So cheerless the plash Of the comfortless sea, So fearful the flash P'rom his eye fitfully ! Like the hand of a ghost, The night lifts my hair ; Like the cry of the lost. Flits a wail through the air ! Eerie, eerie, dreary, dreary, Alone, alone — alone, alone ! O will he not come ? O will he not come To my cold, cold home, to my cold, cold home ? PART 11. Night, awful, on yon island-tower, Now falleth as the dew doth fall ; While, slowly-gliding, pale moonshine Leaves rich its lily mantle on the wall. Sole watch to guard that lone castell. The sea its steps doth nightly tell Upon the beach. Hark ! its great reh * Bays now, voice of a giant sentinel. What solid calm ! deep silentness. Up stairs, in rooms, through galleries. Lurks, like a presence, motionless. Dumb, sulky, huge, with heavy half-shut eyes. The fire upon the hearth is dead ; The roof is sullen, which, in glee, Was as a giant overhead, Ho-ho-ing to the laughter lustily. Reh : the e here is the e in the word debt, sounded very long. THE BALLAD OF MERLA. 121 The wassail in the hall is dead, Where stilly moonshine maketh way, O'er cup and goblet overthrown. So fairy-like 'mid revel disarray. Drugged with fatigue, with feast and ale, Both chief and vassal slumber deep ; And, far apart, in secret bower, Pale Merla is shut, like a flower, in sleep. To see thee, Flower ! thy delicate leaves All folded, fragrant, one in one, The amorous night, breathless, throbs near. Half-scared by the light from thy beauty thrown. There palpitates to see thee hid But partly, like a warm young bride. Beneath the clinging coverlid ; And tremblingly neighbours thy glowing side. But back ! Perchance an arm may stray, A bosom in its innocence : .Shut thy bad eyes, O Night ! nor feed On the sweets of her sleeping negligence ! , And see ! as one who walks in fear Of instant spring from ambushed foe. But, fretting at the base restraint, Shakes ever and anon his plume of snow, Whose stirred pride, elastic, lifts Itself in graceful haughtiness, Stalwart and stately steppeth slow, A knight — a knight in armed quietness. He stops beneath the maiden's bower : ■f is he, 'tis he, from iiir Scotland 1 With deep voice curbed, he breathes her name ; But sweet her dreams — she will not understand. His voice to lattice murmuring up, Seems gently tapping, softly calling her ; Now floats it through her still chamber. Nor wakes— like lullaby, still lulling, lulling her. 122 SAVED LEAVES. For through the portals of her ears, Those tones — like faint breeze murmuring on Through caves, whose watch-dogs echoes are — All softly to her slumbering brain have gone. Like touch on magic talisman. All lightly on her brain they smite, Smite, and a thousand dreams up-spring. Purple and gold, round him, her stately knight. Many and beautiful as buds. All crimson-white round summer tree, When the blast in his hand hath ta'en The stem, and shaken it to make him glee. She hears, but 'tis in dreams she hears That voice to sweet words consecrate : Plays on her face a smile serene From wavy mouth to eyelids delicate. But louder, louder calls the knight, — Too loud : shivered the tal'sman lies, The purple scenes, the golden shapes Are vanished, fled, like clouds at morning rise. That voice ! she starts — her ear drinks night. 'Twas but the sea, a breaking billow. She fears within herself, but, hushed. She listens still, all breathless on her pillow. No motion moveth arm or limb. No motion moveth lip or eye : Even like a statue, marble, dim, The maid, on snowy arm uprist, doth lie. That voice ! — With speed shespringeth up, With speed full chastely doth she cover With virgin white her virgin breast. So full of joy ! — trembling to meet her lover. She opes the door, — she listens there, — Hears nought but pulsing of the night : Into the hush she steps, heart-awed. Into the hush, alone, with footing light. THE BALLAD OF MERLA. V2c Than adder in her day-lit path, A stirre'd rush can fright her more : Convulsively her breath is held, And clenched her hand, as creaks the ancient floor. But slowly, cautious, step by step. She glides through these old passages : Whispers are near, and things of fear, Creatures of night, dim, flickering phantasies. Abrupt she stops, with failing heart, Against a form encountering her : 'Tis but a fear ! Again she glides, Her garments hea\y in the enamoured air. A streak of white that moveth dim In the bosom of night, she seems ; Now bursts she out all spirit-bright, As she lifts from the floor the crook'd moonbeams. She reaches now her father's door ; His robust breathing meets her ear : Ah, round the loving daughter's heart. Comes clinging grief, regret, foreboding fear. He sighs — he coughs — he seems to wake ! Has sprung the maid like startled fawn, Has bounded down the castle-stair, Stands now beside her lover on the lawn. ' Aidan ! ' — ' Merla ! ' — They rush, embrace : Ah happy, happy, happy twain ! They part to see each other's face : They rush into each other's arms again. ' Ha — a, my Merla, mine — mine — mine ! In spite of stern father I've come. With boat on shore, with rowmen four : Like happy birds we will sweep to our home ! ' ' What, Aidan, will my father say To this, to-morrow, when he wakes, And finds his child, me — me — away — Fled cruel me — the child his joy that makes ? 124 SAVED LEAVES. ' My Aidan, it will break his heart ; O doubt not but I love thee well ; But can 1 from my father part, When well I know that word would be his knell ? ' What loving maiden may resist The gentle weight of loving hand ? What loving maiden may resist Love's fondling notes— love's cooing lippings bland One arm around her waist is thrown, One hand draws hers in gentleness ; Her head droops back, but, step by step, She yields — yields in unwilling willingness. In other days, upon the shore, As oft they wandered hand in hand, So now, rich shapes beneath the moon, They glimmer onward o'er the silver sand. Within a creek the boat is found, A firm, light skiff, with rowmen four ; Obedient they to lift the maid, And follow swiftly from the perilous shore. Right handily they set themselves To pull ; one hearty stroke gives each ; The boat at once leaps to their touch, Out to the sea, away from off the beach. As chief becometh, Aidan sways The helm ; exulting, to his breast, With one free arm, he strains the maid, And holds her folded like a bird in nest. With hearty effort to the stroke, The men bend back and fore, and white Their faces are by turns, and dark. As they lift and droop in the pale moonlight. The rowlocks play, the ripples laugh. The wet oars shine and radiance scatter ; Beneath the stars the lonely boat Speeds to the lily-garment on the water. ? THE BALLAD OF MERLA. 125 She shakes the tear-drops from her eyes, And she rises from Aidan's side, But once again to see the isle And pale castell, she leaves upon the tide. ' Aidan, Aidan ! what do I see ? Look yonder, yonder on the shore ! See ! lights are waving hurriedly Among the rocks where stands my father's tower ! ' They search for me, they search for me ! Our footsteps in the sand they'll trace ; They'll follow us — these fierce rough men Will murder thee — murder, before my face ! ' Proud rose young Aidan in the boat, And shook his haughty locks in scorn : ' Ay, let them search, and let them chase, They'll overtake the wind before the morn, ' But never us ! From isle to isle, No boat will match our wherry steady ; Or let them come — ha-a my men, What then ? our hearts and hands are bold and ready.' Fierce gleam the eyes of these rowmen ; They grasp their swords, the scabbards rattle ; Their broad chests heave ; they shake their necks, And laugh ha, ha ! like steed that snuffeth battle. — They find the footsteps in the sand, They track them downward to the water ; They launch their boats, they follow fast : The stern old man must overtake his daughter. ' We'll laugh their lazy hulks to scorn ; Our little skiff shall give them play ; Put all your strength upon the stroke, And tug amain, — give way, my men, give way ! ' All white the waves hiss from the prow, And ever, underneath the side, With rip — ^rip — ripple regular, And rush anon, unceasing knocks the tide. 120 SAVED LEAVES. In furrow of the keel behind, Small whirling drops of light are seen ; The stirred waters churm and hiss In foamy patch, where'er the oars have been. The rowers back and forward bend, The rowlocks sound, the wherry shatters, Still forward as it springs alert. The lily garment peaceful on the waters. The knight, on one side, at the stern. Looks to the isle, across the tide : He steers, and so at times must turn Forward, and to the stars, the boat to guide. They row and row, these good rowmen, The wherry light ne'er slackens pace ; Across the flood, towards the isle. Still Aidan looks— Merla in Aidan's face. And now an hour these men have rowed, Nor of a foe appeareth sign ; The chieftain calls to breathe a space, Refresh themselves with rest, and food, and wine. Well-pleased, at once they draw their oars ; They wipe their brows, theirbroad chests play : The oars are tilted 'neath the brim, But still the willing wherry speeds away. And now, 'tis rest and idleness ; Forth now, their scrips the rowmen bring, Well-stored with toothsome food nor less With wine and stronger liquor gladdening. The little skiff hath ceased to speed, Rocks gently on the rippling sea ; The tilted oar-blades, shining roll, Down-dipping, two by two, alternately. THE BALLAD OF MERLA. 127 The rowmen with their horny hands, In fitting mouthfuls break their bread; They drink the lovers happiness, Long hfe, health, wealth, and children to their bed. [And now we may drop, for a little, the veil upon them, there so well-employed. The tale of the adventure immediately further is told in verses fully too bald for repetition. The reader, indeed, has but too much reason to believe this in the bare and quaint reality of what he has already seen. These last verses, especially, exhibit such character almost in caricature ; and they would only, in this respect, have been capped, had we quoted, that even ' the twain ' did not despise 'such bounteous banquet then and there,' for — 'keen and sharp at all times is, beneath the sky, at sea the hungry air ! ' So far as what follows in the story is concerned, it will be sufficient for us to conceive the enemies' three boats at length heaving in sight with sail and oar ; all three working to windward of ' the wherry ' — all three of them closing in upon it. Aidan, on seeing the state of the case, puts his boat into the wind's eye, and rows it so. He thus throws out and considerably distances his pursuers, who lose way and time in hauling down, lowering, and stowing away their canvas, masts, and tackle. An exciting chase ensues, the heavier boats behind making up by number of oars what they want in light- ness of hull. They gradually overreach and draw in upon tlie wherr)', whose occupants are fain at last to draw sword and stand upon the defensive. Aidan and his four followers have already foiled and beaten off the two forward boats, having strongly struck down with half a dozen sturdy strokes as many of their crews ; but the third boat is rapidly coming up astern, and Aidan hesitates what to do, for it is the white-haired old man himself who stands grim in the bows, and is already stooping to seize his daughter. It is now, however, that an ajipalling cry bursts upon the eai', and every arm drops, suddenly palsied, while every heart beats terror- stricken, and they look around them aghast. A fearful spectacle meets their sight. There, but a few hundred yards from them, ' welk and wave ' in the air the horns of what these mariners dreaii most, the Kraken — there in reality of monstrous mass before them, as they have often heard it described, of a winter evening by the fire. Suddenly and at once, the boats experience a stampede ; as though l)ut a bundle of cats, into the centre of which a stone has been thrown, with instantaneous dispersion. In vain the old man threatens them, seizes them, shakes them, strikes them, lastly pleads with them. The panic-stricken crews will only obey their own fears and row with all their might, keeping the monster at their stern, — seeing nothing else, thinking of nothing else. A like fear has seized the crew of Aidan, and they drive their agitated wherry with a like unreasoning hasty force along, losing sight presently, as they had already all thought, of the boats which had pursued and well-nigh captured them. Aidan himself in the stern of his wherry, can only take the maid into his arms, and bend as though protectingly over 128 SAVED LEAVES. her. As the distance increases between them and the vast brute, 'horned and monstrous on the midnight tide,' their courage revives, niid they return nearer to a more ordinary frame of mind.] A feverish chuckle of delight (He cannot choose, it sits so high), Breaks, sputtering out from one rowmdn, Tliat yet they'll give the black brute the go-by. ' Does he not sink .'" another cries. ' Not he, not he, he has not stirred ! ' Blinding himself, the first replies : '■ Row hard, and never mind ! ' exclaims a third. Ah yes ! he sinks. The mighty mass Is slowly, slowly disappearing ; The sea around grows clear as glass. Towards the spot he leaves all smoothly steering. Bubbling, churming, white and hissing. Full soon, its speed, the stirr'd main quickens ; Waves rise and dash o'er one another ; Tossing, whirling, the boiling ferment thickens. All fiercely hot, and glowing now, (No more, no more, despair is cool I) They strain their oars with racking strength. And rise from off the thwarts to every pull. They tug and tug with desperate force, The boiling waves dash o'er the prow. The bounding oars are curved and bent — Snap ! two of them are broken at one blow. One oar is shifted in a trice, And two urge on each oar remaining ; The waves the charred rowlocks quench. The wherry cracks, rent with such fearful straining. From aching brow to burning cheek, In vain, in vain the toil drops pour ; 'Gainst that strong surge, they could not urge The boat, light as it is, with ten for four. THE BALLAD OF MERLA. 129 They yield, they yield : they cease the strife, Their useless oars they throw away ; The strong men, desperate of life, Lift up their eyes in silentness, and pray. The knight bends peaceful o'er the maid, Who hides her face, his neck upon ; And thus, in attitude of love, Their spirits bow in prayer before the throne. The sea is cloven to its depths. In middle of the white turmoil, There where the whirlpool's black throat gapes, Round which, for miles, the stirred waters boil. The fear-struck waters eddy round, Around, around the charmed edge ; And, gurgling, down the black sides glide. Drawn smoothly-lucent in a wormy ridge. Surging in cradle of the seas, Around the fatal gulf careering, The little wherry snorts and quivers, In circles less and less, fast nearing — nearing ! It skims the brink — the stern bends in, It disappears within the tide; The waters howl, and hiss, and roar. Tumultuous, round Aidan and his bride. And now the monster's million arms, Sliding and crawling, creeping round, Like loathsome worms, in slimy folds. All slippery, about the crew are wound. [Of course all this ought to have been burned; but while \m.- indignantly feel so, it may be consolatory to reflect that it will come pretty well to the same thing in the end — and before long !J I 130 SAVED LEAVES. PART III. The black gulf closes ; and the waves, Whose charmed stir and fierce commotion Tore the great deep, fade by degrees, And disappear. The gloom-browed, surly ocean. Settling himself, and muttering At this disturbance of his rest, Sinks sulkily to peace again, Wearing the foam of battle on his crest. Outworn with struggle of the fight. At length he sleeps ; his ruffled face Smooths to a smile, and the big coil Hath passed, nor leaveth of itself one trace. No trace ! see yonder, something floats — By heaven ! it is young Aidan brave, He holds an oar, around the neck Of her, the maid, one arm is clasped to save. [Here is an escape that may appear incredible ; but, as has l)cen already hinted, there are very good reasons in existence wliy tlic reqdcr should implicitly trust in the information of the writer, wlio, until the contrary has been proved to him, will unhesitatingly stand by the certainty of his facts. And how, here, can there be any talk of proof? If no one can prove anyone's death as due to the Kraken, how can anyone prove the impossibility of an escape from him ? It is quite enough for us that Aidan and Alerla have escaped. Without further apology for young extravagance, I shall let the thing go on now, pretty well uninterruptedly to the end. We are to understand, then, that Merla has returned to conscious- ness, and that Aidan, seeing land before him, is not without \\o\)Q of speedily reaching it by aid of such swimming as the case allows, while he still holds the oar and supports the maid.] Above them is the starry sky, y\nd, stately there, the full moon walking ; As mother with her sleeping babes. The sea is calm, the twain all gently rocking. Before them there, and just at hand, All pale in beauty of the moon, A little isle doth sweetly smile. Beckoning them on to harbours halcyon. THE BALLAD OF MERLA. lOl With one hand round each other's neck, And one grasping the helpful oar, They float all gently on the sea Towards the isle, edged with its sandy shore. Behind, and up above the isle. The blue-rimmed moon drops, visibly, Aslant the white and sparkling beach, Her richest robe of silvery purity. And there the dark rocks further back, Are painting on that mantle fair. The quaintest figures, grim, and black, With locks that stir and flicker in the air. And still they float them gently on. On to the shore, there, straight before, With one hand fondly clasped around Each other's neck, and one upon the oar. Gliding in beauty of the mooft, Soft-steals a sly sylph fitfully, Stirring the waters with light feet, And scattering them in radiance sportfully. Sated with sport, the loose-haired sprite Grows wild at length, grows fierce in glee ; As child, brow-pained with toys it loves, Rushes, breaking and tearing frettddly. Now, with a shriek, she quits her game ; Away, away, on swift wing flees : For, in the west, black-lower afar Huge clouds, all sullen-sailing in the breeze. Mass upon mass of tawny cloud, Stately, majestic, move up heaven ; All coldly on their way they shroud Star after star, as on and on they're driven. 0 SAVED LEAVES. On jane H. S. when A GIRL. Bv Rev. A. R. Love peeps amid those tresses fair That circle round that brow of white, Like wavy clouds that wait the moon In the still night. Love laughs beneath the silken lash Of tliy mild, radiant, speaking eye, A fairer star than evening brings To deck the sky. Love sits upon thy ruby lip, And whispers gently of a kiss, ■ And raises dreams of life with thee In wedded bliss. Love leans him on that stainless neck, And points him to that bosom pure : Happy the wight whose hopes on earth Rest there secure ! OGREBABE, THE BODY-SNATCHER.* It was on a gusty, rainy December's afternoon of the year 1 8 — that a knot of students might have been seen huddled shiveringly round a somewhat scanty fire in the dissecting- room of the ancient university of G . The tables were not altogether devoid of the materials proper to the place, but the day was too miserable for work ; and only one enthusiastic plodder, with dribbling, coppery nose, still hung * Among the earliest papers. OGREBABE, THE BODY-SNATCHER. 231 over the beloved task, plying assiduously the forceps and the scissors, but compelled, from time to time, to relinquish both, and foster his fingers in the recesses of his more grateful pockets. All was indeed cheerless and comfortless : the light, coming dully through the rain-bleared skylight, fell chilly on the leaden floor, and the oily-moist macerating tubs, and the wooden benches, and the drying preparations, and the skeletons, and the unctuous tables with dead men's bones or dead men's mutilated selves on them. All was indeed dreary, dull, and comfortless. Ever and anon, the wind rolled lugubriously in the chimney ; the slates rattled on the roof, and the rain, drifting swiftly on the blast, fell plashingly, in a flood, against the weather corner of the court beneath. The conversation by the fire had dropped to an occasional word, startling, as it broke upon the ear, to speaker as well as hearer. Some, with open book on knee, sat looking at the coals, idle : the majority, pipe in mouth, smoked on, puff after pufl", noiselessly, in silence. The internal sympathised with the external ; the shadows of the material fell on the spiritual ; till even the entrance of their Professor could only seem something mysterious, and awake in each the idea of a messenger freighted with woe. Nor did this feeling subside when the learned personage, whose approach was thus received, turning short on the group, asked suddenly : ' Which of you knows Erfine.^' All stared aghast, their hearts knocking at their ribs. ' Does any of you know the town of Erfine '^ ' * I do,' gasped out at length a youth of some nineteen or twenty, who sat holding a book on one knee and a skull on the other — ' I do ; ' and his cheeks, marble-pale but the moment before, flushed scarlet. ' Intimately — do you know it intimately ? ' ' He goes often enough there, at all events,' waggishly slipped in the mischievous Will Johnstone. The Professor, looking at the speaker, perceived his mean- ing and smiled. The smile was caught up and passed, like a reflexion, from lip to lip. Me of the skull, Ogrebabe by name, flushed deeper and deeper ; but bashfulncss and 232 SAVED LEAVES. confusion swallowed up all outcome of anger ; and in reply to the Professor, he stammered out ! ' O yes, sir, I think I know Erfine.' ' The churchyard — do you know it ? ' ' Yes, sir, I have been in it often.' 'Well, what say you to a visit, on such a night as this — not to your sweetheart, mind you, but — to the churchyard ? ' All looked to the skylight and shrugged their shoulders, excepting only the individual questioned, who, like one who had suddenly seen light in the dark of confusion, answered catchingly : ' I will go at once, sir, if I can be of any use.' ' But it is a long journey, and the night is rough, and there might be rough work, and I should like a stronger man ' — the youth seemed to sink collapsed while the unconscious Professor continued — ' The matter, you see, is this — I am told a prime subject was buried there yesterday — and it is an easy churchyard to open, for the walls are low, and, what is better, the soil is sand, and may be dug with one's fingers. It is well watched, however ; but then on such a night as this— in short, if there are three lusty fellows among you willing to go with this young man here, I will find the horse, and all the needfuls.' There was a considerable pause. At length, Corrigan, an Irishman, made answer that 'may be, he'd be taking the trip himself.' And for such a trip Corrigan was peculiarly well qualified. At the first glance you saw nothing beyond the common in his frame ; but when once the decision of the man, exhibited in actual fact, had attracted your especial notice, then it was that his round chest and singularly muscular arms were, once for all, done justice to. His lips were protruded into a hard, habitual smile ; and there was something of cruelty about his eyes and the corners of his brows : in short, to all who examined this Irishm^ narrowly he appeared to be, what he really was, cold, cruel, impassable — active, sinewy, powerful. ' Well, very well ; we shall say nothing against you, Corrigan,' said the Professor. 'Now, who else will go — somebody that can drive now?' ' I will go,' said Will Johnstone, ' since Ogrebabe's going, and I can drive.' THE BODY-SNATCHER. 233 All eyes were now turned on the new candidate, who bore the infliction with the utmost composure. The smile on his thin lips seemed to anticipate, yet take derisively, a low estimate of his personal powers on the part of the specta- tors ; for he was but of middle size and middle stature, with the promise of activity merely. His trimly-cut, straight, fair hair was accurately parted, and brought strictly in a half curl to the corners of his high, round forehead. Fair, linear brows overhung a cold grey eye that twinkled a laugh. His cheeks, smooth, palish, freckled, were somewhat contracted under the cheek bones. His lips were tense, and kept his chin always blue. His nose was small, straight, and decided. There was in the carriage, if not in the shape of his head, something that denoted firmness. Altogether, you would have fancied to yourself, from the whole expres- sion and appearance of the man, that in conversation he would be given to chaffing, and that, as a surgeon, he would be enterprising and imperturbable. ' We just want one more, and who'll be he .f" ' said the Professor. ' Mr. Muller, I am sure, will join us, and complete the party,' replied Johnstone, with mock sincerity. Mr. Muller, the gentleman thus addressed, more generally known as Big Muller, exhibiting the appearance of the very man adapted for such an enterprise, seemed in no ways desirous of the distinction, however. He was a large man, with a full, well-coloured, whiskerless face, and a mop of a head, with rough, tufty hair on it. He had a swaggering gait and an elbowing intrusive manner, a loud voice and an insolent laugh. He carried always a huge cudgel ; and had contrived in many ways to make himself a universal pest. Of late, however, he had figured in a new character — in that, namely, of Will Johnstone's last-found butt. Will looked a dwarf to him ; nevertheless, he had found out the trick of the monster, and was in the daily habit of trotting him out, in the coolest, most unflinch- ing manner imaginable, much to the delight of the ecjually willing but less daring herd, who had suffered from the bully's insolence. ' You will join us, I am sure, Mr. Muller,' repeated John- 231 SAVED LEAVES. Stone. Muller's red face had paled and waned ; his eyes seemed retreating, ostrich-like, from sight, as if thereby to conceal their bulky owner. But, attention having been once drawn to him, escape was impossible. ' The very man ! ' exclaimed the Professor. ' He'll carry, surely,' sneered Corrigan. And he of the skull, Ogrebabe, who had been absorbed in a hot, coppery sulk ever since the Professor had so inno- cently slighted his strength, burst out into an uncontrollable peal of laughter. ' Don't show the white feather, Muller,' deprecated John- stone : ' you'll come .'' ' In short, refusal was impossible ; and attempting to spread himself and regain his usual bullying bearing, but sufficiently betraying his inward feelings by an involuntary sigh, he followed his comrades into the sanctum of the Professor, in order to settle the plan of the campaign. That was a matter speedily effected ; and the Professor promising to have his share of the arrangements completed and in readiness by eight o'clock, dismissed the adventurers to accomplish theirs. Corrigan, for his part, sauntered back into the dissecting- room, muttering to himself ' the sack would be just the thing for his shoulders, and sure the boys would never forget a drop of the real.' Big Muller swaggered home, rotating his cudgel vigor- ously, and alarmed the entire street by the thunder of his knock. In the space of ten minutes after obtaining entrance, he had contrived to turn the whole house topsy-turvy. The servant-maid was sent one way, the landlady's daughter another, her son a third, and herself every way ; while her other lodgers, each in his solitary chamber, roused from study, sat gaping, terrified at the import of the hitherto unprecedented hurly-burly, intimations of which, from time to time, not unintentionally reached their ears. As for Johnstone and Ogrebabe, the former alleging that his apartments were nearest, and promising a sufficiency of all the needful stores and accoutrements, persuaded the latter to accompany him home. By the way, Johnstone amused himself, as usual, at the OGREBABE, THE BODY-SNATCHER. 235 expense of his more susceptible companion. With his little 7ieedly laugh, and his two little eyes contracted to bodkins, he proceeded to re-open the wound which the Professor had so unwittingly inflicted, and in the most dexterous fashion insinuated that a deficiency of personal strength on the part of Ogrebabe was obvious to everybody. In short, for the greater part of the way, poor Ogrebabe, whose light and youthful figure really gave promise of all manliness, was kept wincing and flinching till the circum- scribed giant within him, heaving in throes beneath a very Aetna of sensitive obstruction, had well nigh burst up and with preternatural vehemence overwhelmed the sneerer. Johnstone, however, contrived to put about just in the nick of time, and falling off in a pleasant breeze, laudatory of Ogrebabe's really fine chest, muscular arms, noble face, and generally hard frame, triumphantly carried him before the wind, with soothed feelings, homewards. The storm still fitfully brawled, carrying the rain with it, as the old college clock struck eight. Corrigan, Johnstone, and Ogrebabe stood under the gateway execrating Muller, who had not yet arrived ; while Quasimodo, the porter, at the edge of the kerb-stone, held the little mare, not in the pleasantest humour. The seats of the vehicle being cushion- less, however, ran no risk of soaking, so that the inconveni- ence of the position seemed limited to Quasimodo alone, whose garments the wind most vexatiously assaulted. As for the little mare, a short-backed, round-barrelled, well- armed, compact little creature, the very image of a trotter, she stood within the shafts with the most exemplary patience. The carriage was a two-wheeled one, light but roomy ; in shape something like what are now denominated dog-carts, with seats for tv/o in front, and the like accommodation behind, but so put that the occupiers of one department sat back to back with those of the other. Beneath the seats, there ran a cell, familiarly known as the crypt, capable of holding what may be supposed. At present, it contained a spade, a mattock, a small crowbar, and little Fan's feed bag. Ogrebabe and Johnstone were well muffled up, and armed each with a flask of brandy and a stout stick. Corrigan too 236 SAVED LEAVES. could show a shilella, but the sacks necessary for the cam- paign were all he could boast of in the way of wrapper. Occasionally, the little mare gave a stamp ; the wind a leap and a howl ; Quasimodo a clutch at his hat ; the trio an impatient exclamation : and thus they stood a full quarter of an hour before the heavy figure of Mullcr loomed in sight. * Here he comes, at last,' exclaimed Johnstone, ' hang it ! Muller, where have you been ?' But without waiting for his answer, the three sprang at once forward to the vehicle. Corrigan and Ogrebabe, as if by agreement, placed them- selves in the rear, so that the vacant place by Johnstone, who was assuming the reins, was left for Muller. ' All right. Quasi ! let go ! ' and away down the street sprang the little mare. The wet pavements lay glittering beneath the lamplights. On trotted the little mare merrily, heedless of wind or rain. On, down Hill Street, round the corner, and away into Spine Street, with its long line of lamps tearfully stretching far into the night. On, away, street after street ; over the bridge with the swollen river roaring beneath. Down into the dark, narrow, tortuous suburbs. Out on the highway, and away bowling, till brought up by the rough gitr-gur, rick-ruck-rick of some new-laid stones. Clear of that and away again, amid the howling wind, between hedges dimly seen, under trees struggling in the blast, and shaking their wet heads over the travellers. On past garden-walls, and mansion-gate- ways, and low cottages, and little victualler's shops just shutting. Away, past a yew - gloomed churchyard with upright gravestones, and a sulky square tower in the midst. Away, round turns, and over little bridges ; up hill and down hill ! Past collieries gleamed-on by romantic-looking tires ; the heavy beams above the pit showing spectral, and the clank of the machinery sounding eerily ! A heavy momentary shower falls, every now and then, from a gust of wind suddenly on the travellers ; but these showers get rarer and rarer ; and the dark blue sky with bright stars, occasionally looks out between clouds that drift swiftly over it. Far away, on the left, however, sits darkness round a hill, growling at intervals and lancing lightning angrily. OGREBABE, THE BODY-SNATCHER. 2?)? On runs the little mare, round a turn, down a hill, rattling over the stony street of a long village. Up again, out, and away, along the rim of a hill overhanging a deep ravine with picturesque lights far down in the bottom of it. On and on, into the realms of night, gathered fires, now and then, shoot- ing up over the length and breadth of blank windows, up to the roof, suddenly as they pass. On, past the gaunt remains of a giant cotton mill, looking ghastly on them with its thousand vacant eyes, as they enter its shadow. On, round the base of a mountain. Swift, step, step, through a sleep- ing village that echoes on them. Out to, and along, the margin of a lake, its waters lashing the bank. Past the lake, on and up to a high table land, and away straight towards the sea. The reader knows full well that our adventurers were not quite innocent, all this time, of the flasks. Corrigan, in par- ticular, had paid considerable attention to a bottle of whisky of Muller's ; and even the brandy of the other two had not been neglected. The rain had now almost entirely gone off; but the sky, though bright with stars, was moonless, and, for the most part, shrouded with swiftly-drifting clouds. In spite of the storm, the travellers found themselves comparatively dry ; and, on the whole, though more and more silent, they were in good heart for the weighty part of the enterprise, which was now approaching. Every object began now to wear a familiar face to Ogre- babe. The trees rustled like acquaintances. Not a broken hedge, or stone-wall, or old post but seemed a friend to him. O ! the exultation with which he had trod that footpath— the blow of triumph which, once in other days, his stick had inflicted, till it rung again, on that iron gate, when, with his feet, he had vanquished the barriers of space between him and Iicr ! Her? Ah ! was not that the very bank whereon he had sat with her ? was it not on that very spot that that so pleasant word had fallen — that that so innocent, betray- ing, little look had escaped? On, on ! not a stone but had its memories. And now what object had he ? What was his errand now ? So different ! It made him shudder. No boundless exulta- 23.S SAVED LEAVES. tion in his heart now ! His face not now aflame with joy and eager expectation. His limbs not now firm with the triumph of a weary thirty miles conquered beneath them ! Each well known object, as it glided towards him, remained not now behind but seemed to come with him, a weight. Ah, what heaviness lay upon his heart — pressing him twofold ! The tears came like rivers down his cheeks — he could not stay them ! There was the toll — the tree — the wall — the lane — ah me ! the very garden ! He shut his eyes — he would not look. The stony street rattled now beneath the wheels. Every jolt struck upon his heart. Shut though his eyes were, not a house — not a turn — but was clear and visible to them ! Quietly they passed along through the sleeping town — not one of all the four but breathed oppressedly in the silence. They reached the bridge that over-arched the river, and halted there. Getting out, the carriage was led down the declivity by the side of the bridge to the river. The tide was up, and the stream was flooded by the rain, so that they could not go under the first arch of the bridge, as had been previously intended. Leaving Muller and Johnstone for the present with the eio-, Oerebabe and Corrigan, with the implements on their shoulders, set out now for the churchyard, which sat on an eminence above the river with its tall spire shooting up into die night. Stumbling along over rough stones and among wet grass, our two adventurers soon began cautiously to ascend, and speedily reached that corner of the wall near which the subject was represented to be buried. It was not without disappointment, although they had been led to expect no better, that the first object that met their eyes, as they looked over the low wall, was a sufficient watchman's box, lighted, and within twenty paces of the tree at the foot of which lay the grave in question. The door was shut, however, and the little window looked but dim and harmless. Without hesitation, Corrigan threw himself over the fence, took the tools from Ogrebabe, and, bidding him hasten back for Muller, crept towards the grave and set to work. A huge tombstone lay upon the grave, and OGREBABE, THE BODY-SNATCHER. 239 seemed to be an eft'ectual barrier to all profanation. A stranger over-looking the scene, would have chuckled to himself, and fancied Corrigan fairly foiled. Corrigan was too old a hand to be so easily dispirited ; and, stepping one pace back from the head of the grave, he commenced to scoop out a small opening, certainly less than two feet square. As he dug further and further, the passage began to slant slightly in the direction of the head of the coffin, the exact depth of which the Professor had been made aware of. Leaving Corrigan digging away nothing daunted, almost in the very glimmer of the dim little window of the watch- box, let us follow Ogrebabe. He had advanced to the brow of the declivity, and was on the point of descending, when he suddenly paused ; then, after a moment's hesitation, he turned abruptly along the wall in the direction of the town, muttering to himself, ' I will see the window ! ' Reaching the old familiar streets, swiftly he sped through them ; and soon, with palpitating heart, drew near the well- known dwelling. He stood by it. This was Erfine ; and he was here on such an errand ! All seemed to swim around him — the houses to topple and nod rebukingly over him. He tried a gate— it was barred and locked. Without a moment's thought he quitted it, ran along the street, up another, climbed a wall, crossed a garden, scrambled over a fence, and, slipping noiselessly along, speedily stood by a glazed door. The latch was in his hand — the latch so often lifted ; every ring and turn, and knob and accidental chip on which were so familiar to him. He lifted it, and pressed, but there was no entrance. ' I will knock,' thought he. "St! what nonsense! What am I about.?' He turned away and stood beneath a window — her window. He reached the sill, and attempted to look through. In vain ! the shutters were all closed ; no chink, no cranny could he find. He turned away in tears. Slowly he retraced his steps ; but, regaining his buoyancy, he cried gaily, as he sprang over the wall, ' Good bye ! old garden ; Christmas is near — soon shall I see your old face again.' So, with lightened heart and quick steps, he made for the bridge. & t> 240 SAVED LEAVES. Reaching his companions, and arranging with Johnstone to bring up the gig the moment he heard a whistle, and have it directed so that, in the event of an alarm, they might dash over the bridge and return by another though con- siderably longer route — to return the way they came would be easy if there were no alarm — he bade Muller follow him to the assistance of Corrigan. Johnstone was now left alono, and in a position that cer- tainly well merited the Scotch appellation eerie. While Muller was with him he had been comparatively comfort- able : nay, as usual, he had contrived to gain amusement from him by playing on his fears ; keeping up a constant series of abrupt questions, as, ' Was that a voice ? Do you see that man, Muller?' and more of a like sort. Now, however, alone, in the dark, in a strange place, on such an errand, without one friendly sound but that of the little mare munching in her seed-bag — the case was widely different, and, in spite of his firmness, Johnstone felt himself miserably trepidated. The wind wailed in the arches of the bridge most pitifully ; some trees rustled not far off quite disagreeably : then there was the gurgle and the rush of the river, and the hoarse roar of the not distant sea advancing ever and anon, like a legion of enemies. Altogether, John- stone felt very queer ; but he kept his place steadily till — - — but let us rejoin the others. Corrigan, whom they found on the outside of the wall, and not on the inside, where he Imd been left, received Ogrebabe and Muller with a pretty decided imprecation on their slowness, to which Ogrebabe thought best to make no reply ; but asked him how he got on. ' On ! I might have had the divil in the poke by this time, but the dirty fellow, the watchman, has been bothering and putting me out entirely. The spade clinked on a bothering bit of stone ; and what does the fool do but put his ugly face out. Faith ! I thought he had twigged me, for he levelled his gun, but never a bit did I budge, and he dropped it again. He's in a trifle of fear himself, for he would not leave his box though he had his wife at the back of him.' ' His wife?' said Ogrebabe. 'Ay, a woman that took him up a drop of something ; but OGREBABE, THE BODY-SNATCHER. 241 I believe she's going by this time — so, Muller, if you please, just give me that glazed hat and that pea-jacket of yours, and you take these, if you please. I have a trick in my head worth two of the dirty watchman's.' Muller made the exchange without a word of contradiction ; and Corrigan, while equipping himself, proceeded to say, 'There is no use going on with the job, you see, for the fellow's ears are open — but you step in, do you hear, and finish it, when you see me take off his attention.' Corrigan was soon out of sight ; and Ogrebabe and Muller stood looking over the wall, under the branches of the tree, wondering in what manner their comrade would accom- plish his purpose. They had not stood long when, the watch-box opening, a woman stepped out with some empty dishes in her hand ; and, bidding the occupant good night, departed into the darkness towards the gate of the church- yard. Presently, she came running back, however, scream- ing at the pitch of her voice, pursued, to the consternation of both Muller and Ogrebabe, by a drunken sailor ; who, cursing his eyes, swore loudly he would see what the wench was about at such a time of night. The woman flew into the box trembling like a bird, while her husband, trembling quite as much as his helpmate, took up his weapon and stood in the door-way. ' The top of the morning to you, my boy !' shouted the sailor — and it was much to the relief of Ogre- babe and Muller, who had forgot the nature of the habili- ments the latter had just parted with, 'that, in the tipsy tar, they recognised — Con'igan ' the top of the morning to you ! and this is it — is it .'' by my sowl ! and it is watching you are — and this is the Missis^ is it ? Well, no harm done ! Just steering home, do you see ? — too much stingo aboard — lost bearings — sails of your good woman hove in sight — afeard of nothing above or below, gave chase to the old lass, do you see ? and here I am and no harm done.' The watch- man growled — such a growl as made one understand tliat from the collapse of apprehension he had stiffened himself gradually up to the dignity of his office, and said, 'Well, go you back the way you came, my man, — the sooner you find yourself between the sheets the better for you, I guess.' 'By Jappers ! my boy,' responded Corrigan, ' I'm not off so soon. Q •242 SAVED LEAVES. There's a bit of a fire — here's a drop of the right stuff — I say, old lass, just try a smell of it to take the fright out of you ; ' and entering boldly within the watch-box, he proffered Muller's whisky bottle to the half-reassured female. O gallant, brave John Barleycorn ! In five minutes tlic three, with sparkling eyes and smiling mouths, got quite happy together ; the daring Irishman keeping up the char- acter of a sailor, in tl'^e main, sufficiently well. The door of the box remained open, however, and Muller and Ogre babe found it impossible to proceed to the work. By and by, the woman taking her departure, Corrigan, in tipsy gallantr)', offered to accompany her, but was forcibly detained by the husband, who, shutting the door, set Corrigan down by the fire, saying that ' his bottle was too good to lose yet.' Ogrcbabe and MuIIer now leaped over the wall, and pro- ceeded to accomplish what Corrigan had so manfully begun. They found, indeed, that he had made wonderful progress ; and was already four feet beneath the surface. Taking it by spells, the two were soon far on in the work. The laughter of the watchman and the loud tones of Corrigan, ever and anon reaching their ears, infused courage and confidence into them. Almost exhausted with fatigue, and sweating at every pore, at length they found their task just on the point of accomplishment. The unfortunate corpse was safely stowed away in the sack, and lay on the outside of the wall. Muller, who had been assisting Ogrcbabe to effect this, had just stepped back in order to fill in the earth and leave all apparently as it had been before. Somehow, hoAvever, he missed his footing, reeled, stumbled, and fell into the open- ing, sliding down to the very bottom till his feet struck and sounded loudly against the empty coffin. Corrigan and the watchman who, drinking, talking, and laughing, had both failed to hear many little sounds which silence might have betrayed, both started up with affright, though for very different reasons. The Irishman had presence of mind enough, however, to be the first to seize the musket ; and, standing in the doorway, he prevented the poor watchman from having a single glimpse. Looking to the grave, he OGREBABE, THE BODY-SNATCHER. 243 could see Muller scrambling out of the hole, and having succeeded in that, to the dismay of the Irishman, throwing himself over the wall in the wildest fashion imaginable, dis- placing the very stones of it till they rolled down noisily. 'D the fools! they're off— good night, mister — sorry to part,' exclaimed Corrigan ; and flinging the musket rattling far among the tombstones, he vaulted over the wall, and dis- appeared after his companions. The throwing of the gun was a blunder, however, for it went off with a loud report in the stillness of the night ; and the astonished watchman, at length comprehending the trick, rushed out towards the houses, shouting at the very pitch of his voice. Muller, in clearing the wall, would have at once bounded down the slope and left the subject to its fate ; but Ogrebabe, seizing him, compelled him to take a hold, and the two together, in spite of their burthen, ran down on the wings of the wind towards the bridge. Corrigan soon gained on them, however ; and Muller hearing his steps and fancy- ing him some pursuer, let go his hold of the corpse and ran off frantic with panic. With an imprecation on his cowardice, Corrigan caught the burthen just as it was falling, and bear- ing more than half the weight of it, he, with Ogrebabe, soon reached the carriage. Johnstone, apprised of their approach, and that something was wrong by the manner of it, had the vehicle in readiness, head to the bridge. Muller was in vain urging him to drive off, assuring him that both Corrigan and Ogrebabe had certainly been caught. Up came the two panting, and, quick as lightning, thrust the subject into the crypt ; then, leaping to their seats, gave the word to Johnstone to drive for very life. By this time, the alarm had become general ; the church bells were ringing tumultuously ; and there was shouting sufficient almost to awaken the dead. Over the bridge sprang willingly the little mare, and round a corner into a long row of houses. On through the row at the top of her speed she dashed, passing here and there some half-naked householder standing bewildered by his door. To their horror, just as they cleared the row, they came suddenly on a toll-bar. Swift as thought, Corrigan 214 SAVKD LEAVES. & sprang out to open it, but, the toll-man, issuing in his shirt at the same moment, grappled with him. The shouts behind them waxed louder and louder. Muller sat incapable ; but Ogrebabe had leaped to the rescue of Corrigan ; and John- stone having thrust the reins into Muller's helpless lingers, had also leaped out and was doing his best to unfasten the gate. Down fell the toll-keeper senseless on the ground ; the gate swung open ; our adventurers rushed to their places — just as the rabble came upon them ; and Corrigan, with a blow of his cudgel, levelling the foremost of them, who had laid a sacrilegious hand on the rim of the carriage, away sprang the little mare amid the disappointed howl of her pursuers. On they drove at full gallop, the shouts of the townsmen falling fainter and fainter behind them. 'Hurra, hurra, hurra ! ' shouted Corrigan. ' Go it, my cripples ! bowl along, my darlings — all right again for ye ! ' And along a fine level road skirting the sea they bowled away rarely. 'Hush! Is that a horse behind us.'" said John- stone. What silence for a moment ! * By Jin, we're done for after all ! ' exclaimed Corrigan. ' Push on — push on— don't stop !' cried Ogrebabe. There are two roads on a bit — we take the long one — they are likeliest to take the short one ! ' On they drove, listening most anxiously. Presently they passed the meeting of the two roads ; and taking the right- hand one, they kept still along the sea, whose roar almost intercepted the sound of their wheels. Driving at a some- what gentler pace, they still listened with all their ears. The pursuing hoofs, which were now heard more and more dis- tinctly, ceased suddenly to sound. They had paused by the parting of the roads. It was a moment's pause ; and instantly they were heard behind them again. Muller groaned, and, rising from his seat, seemed half inclined to seek refuge in a flight across the fields. Corrigan, impre- cating a series of the most horrible curses, ended with, ' We'll be sent over the water, by G — .' ' No, hang it ! let's try again ! ' whispered Ogrebabe, with a peculiar tone. ' There's but one horse behind us, and surely we can man- age one fellow. Halt, Johnstone, never fear ! let the mare OGREBABE, THE RODY-SNATCHER. 245 breathe a bit ! Now, Muller ; now, if there is any pluck in you !' Johnstone had pulled up, and Ogrebabe and Cor- rigan, followed by the reluctant Muller, advanced along the road towards the approaching horseman. In brief words Ogrebabe explained his intention ; and Corrigan had only time to mutter, ' Good, by J — ! ' ere the rider came upon them. Seeing the three, he pulled in, and asked hurriedly ' had they met a gig ? ' 'A gig ! no ; but there's a carrier's cart gone by ! ' ' The rascals have gone the other way, then,' cried the rider ; and turning his steed hastily, he was just riding off when, to the dismay of our adventurers, the little mare suddenly neighed loud, long, and unmistakeably. The horseman, while his steed was just returning a friendly answer, paused, apparently scenting the ruse ; but Ogre- babe, stepping forward, drew him suddenly to the ground. Corrigan and Muller secured him, while Ogrebabe, to whom the approach of other horses was now too evident, seized the bridle of the masterless steed, leaped into the saddle, and dashed forward to meet the new-comers. Shouting out ' The other way, the other way ! the rascals have gone the other way,' he galloped into the teeth and right through the midst of them. The party halted ; but on drove Ogrebabe as hard as his horse could carry him— on through an indis- criminate rabble on foot, still shouting out, ' The other way, the other way ! ' On he dashed— on to the turn and up the other road at swiftest speed. Then presently drawing bridle, and satisfied that the whole rout followed him, he vaulted from the saddle, gave the horse a blow that sent him gallop- ing wildly up the road, leaped the fence, ran through the wood that covered the angle between the two roads, and presently bounded out at the side of his companions. In half a minute the four were off again at full trot, leaving the unfortunate wight, whose horse had been so serviceable to Ogrebabe, bound hand and foot, and his mouth gagged, by the side of the road. Leaving them to pursue their further journey amid exult- ing libations of brandy from the flask till every one of them, except the driver, had taken at least too much, we shall revert to the dissecting room. It was five in the morning ; and some dozen of the more 246 SAVED LEAVES. enthusiastic students were assembled tlicrc, anxious for the return of our adventurers. The tire was but green, and the leaden floor was miserably cold ; not a few feet were stamp- ing ; not a few teeth were chattering. An oil lamp standing on a table, not far from the fire, lit the room but dimly ; and the buzzing, spitting blazes of the black, kindling coals, looked but comfortless. Our old friend, the plodder, with his hands in his pockets, still sniffing at the water-drop on his red nose, kept wander- ing about the room, peering at this and the other anatomical knick-knack. Quasimodo, having done his best by the fire, began his never-failing story of how he had entered the Ram's Horn churchyard — dug up a handsome man — clad him in an old greatcoat and a pair of shoes of his own, with a broken-down hat — and carried him home in the character of a drunk friend — triumphantl) — all by himself. Quasi croaked on at his story ; the black coals exploded and simmered ; and the plodder wandered about, pausing occasionally, however, to look over the heads of the group lound Quasi, and listen a moment, his two little eyes twinkling a most simply guileless, innocent smile, the while. So wore the time away, till at length the sound of wheels was heard down the court. ' There they are ' ! and away sprang Quasi, with the agility of a rhinoceros, to give his assistance. Presently, in rolled our adventurers, exulting, flushed in the face, and not without an occasional lurch in their gait. Quasi followed them bearing the sack, which he deposited on the empty table with the lamp on it. All crowded round to see the interesting process of unsacking. ' Here's a set of fools ! ' roared Quasi, as he pulled the sack ofif, and the feet of the subject protruded through the mouth of it. ' Here's a set of fools ! they've brought the clothes with them.' ' The divil ! ' exclaimed Corrigan. ' That's not my fault anyways — but what matter ? we may be just as well taken up for robbery as for murder, for we have had a divil of a shindy.' 'Clothes — clothes! what about the clothes.?' stuttered Ogrebabe, on whom the adventure, if not the libations, had taken very decided effect — 'Clothes,' he stuttered out, OGREBABE, THE BODY-SNATCHER. 247 approaching the foot of the table where the white wrappages of the lower half of the body, freed from the sack, now shone in sight — ' What's the use of clothes in a dissecting- room, I should like to know ? — No modesty here, by Juno — Come, old lass, let's see your lily-white ankles ! ' and with both hands he took hold of the bottom of the dress, as if he would tear it up. But just as he did this, Quasimodo, dis- engaging the sack from the rest of the corpse, disclosed the mild, meek features of a most lovely, fair-haired girl. All eyes were riveted on the face ; and every heart was hushed ; till from Ogrebabe's deepest bosom burst, in a long, wild cry, the name of Helen ! An avalanche seemed fallen — a thunderbolt — but Corrigan, more than half tipsy, ex- claiming, ' You know her — do you .'' Shan't know tier long, by ,' snatched up a cleaver with the evident intention of — what was not uncommon in those days of inaccessible sub- jects — disfiguring the corpse. A low, husky whisper thrilled through the room — 'Corrigan, I will kill you if you strike ;' and the arm of the ruffian was clutched by Ogrebabe. The Irishman, however, with a contemptuous look, half shook the stripling off", and aimed a blow at the cold, angelic countenance. The blow fell short, and only smote the lamp from the table, leaving the room in darkness. There was a shriek — there was the silence of death ! The moon, gleam- ing suddenly through the skylight, left a smile on the pale meek face of the corpse ; and showed Corrigan unsteadilv leaning against the wall, and holding on by the edge of the table. A swift drip, drip, drip was pattering on tlie leaden floor; and there, in the moonlight, liquidly widening itself, lay a pool of blood. An indescribable groan broke from the hearts of all. A cloud snatched the light away. A shuffle was heard — then the closing of the outer door. ' He's off",' cried Johnstone, rushing to the door, followed by most of them. Down the stair — down the courts — into the street — they ran. A dark object carrying something white, was seen speeding with swift but uncertain steps at a distance before them. Presently, it was seen to stumble — to fall — then a wild cry pierced the darkness. ' Ha ! Helen, Helen ! He tore your smock, did he 1 — he tore your smock, but he has it, the villain — he has it ! ' Johnstone and his com- 2J8 SAVED LEAVES. panions reached the spot. It was Ogrebabe with his dead and desecrated Helen. The noise that these events excited, and the legal pro- ceedings consequent upon them, can easily be conceived, and need not be detailed. Corrigan recovered from his wound, and went to practise in the West Indies. Muller, as big and blatant as ever, but with the virtue of sobriety, is a country practitioner. Johnstone is one of our most skilful practical surgeons, a professor at a university, and a lecturer in an hospital. As for poor Ogrebabe, — what better could there be for him? — he died, in the delirium of fever, mur- muring 'Helen ! ' * 'I AM THAT I AM:'t An Interpretation and a Summary. By J. H. S. I never was, nor will be, but I am ; And all that was, or will be, is but Me, Here is the mystery, and here the veil That never was by mortal man upraised. Hearken ! — There is, and ^/ui/ there is, is but The one necessity, th' eternal vnist : Matter that, starred into itself, is form, And form that, struck, even as a crystal struck, Is matter. Scattered so, the grains are black And many, but the diamond is one Diaphanous. Transparent or opaque * It may appear impossible, nowadays, that Ogrebabe should not have heard of the death of Helen ; but in days before the present postage system, people of the class indicated rarely wrote letters or received any. People, there and then, only trusted to see each other, after months it might be. All objections, however, must yield to facts ; and it is a fact, that such young gentleman saw^to his horror, and with change of his whole life — such young lady so brought in for dissection. + Yzovcv Journal of Speculative Philosophy, for October 1S77. *I AM THAT I AM.' 210 The spicula, according to its turn. Circumference and centre are but one. What is, must belly into sense, or be Blank nothing. 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