With half shut eyes ever to seem Falling asleep in a half dream.' 11 ALFRED TENNYSON, The Lotos Eaters. ORIGINAL STORIES, ESSAYS, AND POEMS, BY WHITELAW REID, WILKIE COLLINS, MARK TWAIN, JOHN HAY, JOHN BROUGHAM, NOAH BROOKS, P. V. NASBY, I. H. BROMLEY, JOHN ELDERKIN, THOMAS W. KNOX, W. J. FLORENCE, CHANDOS FULTON, J. HENRY HAGAR, CHAMPION BISSELL, J. B. BOUTON. W. S. ANDREWS, GILBERT BURLING, CHAS. I. PARDEE, M. D., C. MCK. LEOSER, HON. R. B. ROOSEVELT, WILLIAM F. GILL, C. FLO- RIO, C. E. L. HOLMES, CHARLES GAYLER, JAMES PECH, MUS. DOC., H. S. OLCOTT, EDWARD GREEY, J. BRANDER MATTHEWS, AND ALFRED TENNYSON. EDITED BY JOHN BROUGHAM AND JOHN ELDERKIN. BOSTON: WILLIAM F. GILL AND COMPANY, LATE SHEPARD AND GILL, 151 WASHINGTON STREET. 7 r Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1874, BY WILLIAM F. GILL AND COMPANY, in the Office of the Librarian of Congress, at Washington. TO ALFRED TENNYSON, THE POET OF OUR TIME, SHjis Book IS (WITH HIS SPECIAL PERMISSION) AFFECTIONATELY INSCRIBED BY THE LOTOS CLUB OF NEW YORK. M147340 *4**/ PREFACE. TO THE SOVEREIGN PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES. MAY IT PLEASE YOUR ROYAL MULTIPLICITY I 'E, the subscribers hereto, appreciating the absorbing interest taken at the present period in the occult and the non-under- standable, beg to call the attention of pansophic inquirers to the singular MANI- FESTATIONS which will develop themselves in the pages following, emanating, as they do, from a group of edacious and bibitory media, who materialize daily at the refectory of the LOTOS CLUB. YOUR AUGUST POTENTIALITY will not fail to observe that those spiritual adumbrations are not evanescent or fugaceous, a latrocinous cheat, repugnant to common-sense and an insult to the most par- vanimous of human intelligences, but tangible entities, altogether stationary, and as visible to every eye as the readablest of printed work. The embodied essences which will in due time appear, psycholo- gic offspring evoluted from the mysterious union of the brain and pen, being polygenous, will of necessity be variform and dissimilar; but, however unlike in shape and feature they may be when com- pared with each other, yet individually they will be found to exhibit sufficient family resemblance to indicate their paternity. x PREFACE. In Books, as in Babies, one can readily discover excepting in the cases of unequal collaboration, or of entirely pilfered matter, foreign or domestic some characteristic trait hereditary, some trick of style or peculiarity of expression, through which to designate the author of their being. The cerebral progeny of the LOTOS will, in like manner, display upon their lineaments the shadowy sign-manual of their respective producers. With this brief but perspicuous prolegomenon, we send our mul- tigenerous youngsters out into the world, to be judged by their merits ; parental solicitude alone urging us to entreat for them a liberal indulgence, if it be only for their juvenility. It only remains to say that the pecuniary profits, if any, resulting from the promulgation of these LEAVES will be presented to the American Dramatic Fund. J. B. J. E. CONTENTS. PAGE SOME SOUTHERN REMINISCENCES .... Whitelaw Reid i THE HYMN OF PRINCES John Brougham 19 AN ENCOUNTER WITH AN INTERVIEWER . Mark Twain 25 MY HERMIT J. B. Bouton 33 Miss TS'EU Edward Greey 59 ANACREONTIC Charles Gayler ..... 69 THE THEATER . John Elderkin 73 POEM c. McK Leaser 97 AN EPISODE OF THE WAR W. S. Andrews 101 SUNRISE AND SUNSET C. E. L. Holmes in FAIRY GOLD John Brougham 115 THE HAWK'S NEST Gilbert Burling 129 To A FLOWER C. Florio 145 THE PHYSICAL REQUIREMENTS OF SONG . Charles Inslee Pardee, M. D. . 149 THE TRUTHFUL RESOLVER Petroleum V. Nasby .... 157 TRANSLATIONS C. Florio 169 xii CONTENTS. A FATAL FORTUNE Wilkie Collins 175 IN ECHO CANON Noah Brooks 203 A FRAGMENTARY HINT ON A FAULT OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE Champion Bissell 221 LIBERTY John Hay 227 How WE HUNG JOHN BROWN Henry S. Olcott 231 THE WEED THAT CHEERS J. Henry Hager 251 THE ASPERITIES OF TRAVEL Thomas W. Knox .... 261 EDGAR A. POE AND HIS BIOGRAPHER, RUFUS W. GRISWOLD William F. Gill 277 LETHE C. McK. Leaser 307 THE MIRACLE OF THE FISHES Robert R. Roosevelt . . . . 311 THE LOTOS-EATERS . Alfred Tennyson 319 PLAYERS IN A LARGE DRAMA /. ff. Bromley 329 BERTHA KLEIN W. J. Florence 343 NINE TALES OF A CAT J. Brander Matthews . . . 359 JOHN AND SUSIE Chandos Fulton 367 THE THREE GREAT SYMPHONISTS . . . James Pech 381 LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS. Engraved under the supervision of JOHN ANDREW AND SON. DRAWN BY ENGRAVED BY PAGE "WITH HALF-SHUT EYES EVER TO SEEM FALLING ASLEEP IN A HALF-DREAM " Alfred Fredericks. A Bobbett . Frontispiece. THE LOTOS John La Farge. H. Marsh . . Title Illus. LOG-ROLLING IN THE SOUTH . . . C. H. Miller. W. J. Linton ... 8 HYMN OF PRINCES Alfred Fredericks. John Andrew and Son 22 THE HERMIT J. H. Dolph. John Andrew and Son 36 "K-E-E-s M-E-E" A. Lyall. John Andrew and Son 67 ANACREONTIC C. H. Story. John Andrew and Son 71 " WHEN THY ROSE LIPS I GAZE UPON " Arthur Lumley. John Andrew and Son 100 FAIRY GOLD . . . . Alfred Fredericks. A. Bobbett . . . .124 THE HAWK'S NEST Gilbert Burling. H. Linton . . . .132 THE LEVIATHAN CLUB Th. Wust. John Andrew and Son 167 HER ANSWER Arthur Lumley. John Andrew and Son 193 ECHO CANON George White. John Andrew and Son 220 LIBERTY Alfred Fredericks. A. Bobbett . . . .230 THE WEED THAT CHEERS . . . . C. H. Chapin. John Andrew and Son 259 xiv LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS. POE'S SCHOOL AND PLAY-GROUND From the Original. John Andrew and Son 282 "THE LOTOS BLOWS BY EVERY WINDING CREEK R. E. Piguet. W. J. Linton . . .321 THE LEGEND OF THE TODESBLUME . George White. John Andrew and Son 342 ST. CECILIA H. B. John Andrew 'and 'Son 381 HALF-TITLE ILLUSTRATIONS. I. THE LOTOS EATER i II. EMBLEMS OF ROYALTY 19 III. VIGNETTE 25 IV. VIGNETTE 33 V. ORIENTAL BARGE 59 VI. LOTOS FLOWERS AND BUDS 69 VII. GREEK MASKS TRAGEDY AND COMEDY 73 VIII. VIGNETTE 97 IX. EMBLEMS OF WAR 101 X. VIGNETTE in XL VIGNETTE 115 XII. VIGNETTE 129 XIII. LILIES . . . . 145 XIV. ANTIQUE LYRE 149 XV. ANTIQUE EGYPTIAN FIGURE 157 XVI. VIGNETTE 169 XVII. CUPID'S DARTS . . . . . . . . . . .175 LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS. xv XVIII. VIGNETTE ........... 203 XIX. SPEECH AND SONG (HEAD) ....... 221 XX. THE CROSS OF LIBERTY ........ 227 XXI. IMMORTELLES .......... 231 XXII. SYMBOLIC EMBLEM ( LOTOS) ....... 251 XXIII. VIGNETTE ........... 261 XXIV. RAVEN AND BELLS .......... 277 XXV. ANTIQUE HEAD WITH LOTOS FLOWERS ..... 307 XXVI. VIGNETTE ..... * ...... 3" XXVII. THE SPHINX ......... 3'9 XXVIII. MASKS OF TRAGEDY AND COMEDY (MODERN) . . . .329 XXIX. VIGNETTE .... ....... 343 XXX. VIGNETTE ...... . . . -359 XXXI. VIGNETTE ........... 3^7 The ornamental initials at the opening of each article were expressly designed for this volume by JOHN ANDREW AND SON. LOTOS LEAVES. SOME SOUTHERN REMINISCENCES. SOME SOUTHERN REMINISCENCES. BY WHITELAW REID. HE Publishers' despatch demands, rather sud- denly, a contribution to the Lotos Leaves. Thus energetically summoned, I can, on the instant, think of nothing better than to go back to my real lotos-eating days. They were passed in that pleasant land where once, to cotton-planters as well as poets, it seemed always afternoon,, but where now, alas ! it too often looks as if the blackness of midnight had settled. I spent a year or two, after the close of the war in the Southern States, mostly on Louis- iana and Alabama cotton-plantations ; and if I must " write something and at once,' 1 I shall merely try to revive some recol- lections of that experience. It was one of those perfect days which Louisianians get in February, instead of waiting, like poor Massachusetts Yankees, till June for them, when I crossed from Natchez to take pos- session of two of the three river plantations on which I dreamed of making my fortune in a year. The road led directly down the levee. On the right rolled the Mississippi, still far below its banks, and giving no sign of the flood that a few months later was to drown our hopes. To the left stretched westward for a mile the unbroken expanse of cotton land, bounded by LOTOS LEAVES. the dark fringe of cypress and the swamp. Through a drove of scrawny cattle and broken-down mules, pasturing on the rich Bermuda grass along the levee, under the lazy care of the one-armed " stock-minder," I made my way at last down a grassy lane to the broad-porched, many-windowed cottage, propped up four or five feet from the damp soil by pillars of cypress, which the agent had called the " mansion." It looked out pleasantly from the foliage of a grove of China and pecan trees, and was flanked, on the one hand by a beautifully culti- vated vegetable garden, several acres in extent, and on the other by the " quarters," a double row of cabins, each with two rooms and a projecting roof, covering an earthen-floored porch. A street, overgrown with grass and weeds, ran from the "mansion" down between the rows of cabins, and stopped at the plantation blacksmith and carpenter shop. Behind each cabin was a little garden, jealously fenced off from all the rest with the roughest of cypress pickets, and its gate guarded by an enormous padlock. " Niggers never trust one another about their gardens or hen-houses," explained the overseer, who was making me acquainted with my new home. To the westward the plantations sloped gently back from the house to the cypress-swamp, which shut in the view. Not a tree or fence broke the monotony of the surface, but half a dozen wide open ditches led down to the swamp, and were crossed, at no less than seven places, by long lines of embank- ments, each, as one looked toward the swamp, seeming higher than those beyond it. The lands were entirely safe from any overflow from the Mississippi in front ; but crevasses, miles above, almost every year poured floods back into the swamp ; thence the enemy gradually crept up on the rear, and about SOME SOUTHERN REMINISCENCES. 5 June the fight with the water began. An effort would be made to stop it at the first line of embankment ; this failing, the leading ditches would be closed, and the next embankment, a hundred and fifty yards farther up from the swamp, would be strength- ened and guarded. Failing there, the negroes would retreat to the next. The sluggish, muddy sheet of water would scarcely seem to move ; but each day it would advance a few inches. The year before, the negroes had only been able to arrest it at the embankment nearest the river. Some months later I soberly realized that I had done little better ; out of twelve hundred acres of cotton land, my predecessors had only been able to save three hundred, and I barely rescued two hundred more. Then, as the waters receded, we planted in the ooze, just in time to have the cotton beautifully fresh and tender for the worms in August. But as I rode out first, that perfect day, among the gang of a hundred and fifty negroes, who, on these plantations, were for the year to compromise between their respect and their new- born spirit of independence by calling me Mistah instead of Massa, there were no forebodings. Two "plough-gangs" and two "hoe-gangs" were slowly measuring their length along the two-mile front. Among each rode its own negro driver, some- times lounging in his saddle with one leg lodged on the pommel, sometimes shouting sharp, abrupt orders to the delinquents. In each plough-gang were fifteen pairs of scrawny mules, with corn-husk collars, gunny-bag back-bands, and bedcord plough- lines. The Calhoun ploughs (the favorite implement through all that region, then, and doubtless still, retaining the name given it long before war was dreamed of) were rather lazily managed by the picked hands of the plantation. Among them were 6 LOTOS LEAVES. several women, who proved among the best laborers in the gang. A quarter of a mile ahead a picturesque sight presented itself. A great crowd of women and children, with a few aged or weakly men among them, were scattered along the old cotton-rows, chopping down weeds, gathering together the trash that covered the land, and firing little heaps of it, while through the clouds of smoke came an incessant chatter of the girls, and an occasional snatch of a camp-meeting hymn from the elders. " Gib me some backey, please," was the first saluta- tion I received. They were dressed in a stout blue cotton ade, the skirts drawn up to the knees, and reefed in a loose bunch about the waists ; brogans of incredible sizes covered their feet, and there was little waste of money on the useless decency of stockings, but gay bandannas were wound in profuse splendor around their heads. The moment the sun disappeared every hoe was shouldered. Some took up army-blouses or stout men's overcoats, and drew them on ; others gathered fragments of bark to kindle their evening fires, and balanced them nicely on their heads. In a moment the whole noisy crowd was filing across the plan- tation toward the quarters, joining the plough-gang, pleading for rides on the mules, or flirting with the drivers, and looking as much like a troop flocking to a circus or rustic fair as a party of weary farm-laborers. At the house the drivers soon reported their grievances. " Dem women done been squabblin' 'mong dei'selves dis a'ternoon, so I 's hardly git any wuck at all out of 'em." f< Fanny and Milly done got sick to-day ; an' Sally 's heerd dat her husban' 's mustered out ob de army, an' she gone up to Natchez to fine him." "Dem sucklers ain't jus' wuf nuffin at all. 'Bout eight o'clock dey goes off to de SOME SOUTHERN REMINISCENCES. 7 quarters to deir babies, an' I don' nebber see ntiffin mo' ob 'em till 'bout elebben. Den de same way in de a'ternoon, till I 's sick ob de hull lot." " De Moody [Bermuda grass] mighty tough 'long heah, an' I could n't make dem women put in deir hoes to suit me nohow." Presently men and women trooped up for the tickets representing their day's work. The women were soon busy preparing their supper of mess pork and early vegetables ; while the plough-gang gathered about the overseer. "He'd done promise dem a drink o' whiskey, if dey 'd finish dat cut, and dey'd done it." The whiskey was soon forthcoming, well watered, with a trifle of cayenne pepper to conceal the lack of spirit, and a little tobacco soaked in it to preserve the color. The most drank it down at a gulp from the glass into which, for one after another, the overseer poured " de 'lowance." A few, as their turns came, passed up tin cups, and went off with the treasure, chuckling about "de splennid toddy we's hab to- night." Then came a little trade with the overseer at " the store." Some wanted a pound or two of sugar ; others, a paper of needles or a bar of soap ; many of the young men, " two bits' wuf " of candy, or a brass ring. In an hour trade was over, and the quarters were as silent as a churchyard. But, next morn- ing, at four o'clock, I was aroused by the shrill " driber's horn." Two hours later it was blown again, and, looking from my window just as the first red rays of light came level across the field, I saw the women filing out, with their hoes, and the plough- men leisurely sauntering down to the stables, each with corn- husk collars and bedcord plough-lines in his hands. Somewhat different was my first sight of our third plantation. It was fifteen miles farther down the river, from which it was hidden by a mile of swampy forest. It had been freshly cleared LOTOS LEAVES. a little before the war, had been neglected since, was overgrown with briers, and covered with fallen logs. Remote, wild, gloomy, it almost recalled that weird picture of the Red River plantation on which Mrs. Stowe abandoned Uncle Tom to the mercies of Legree. Nor was this impression lessened when I found that the overseer had for twenty years followed his calling during the existence of slavery. But the most cordial feeling seemed to subsist between him and the negroes. " Him allus good man, befo' dis time come in," they said. " He allus did us niggers jussice." Here he had them divided into three gangs, "the hoes, log-rollers, and ploughs." Riding through the quarters, one seemed to come out at once upon an immense Western clearing. Everywhere still stood the deadened cypresses : it was through a forest of their decaying bodies that the eye reached in the distance the living forest and the swamp. Half-way back was a scene of unusual animation. The overseer kept his three gangs near each other, the hoes ahead, pushing hard behind them the log-rollers, and, shouting constantly to the log-rollers to keep out of their way, the plough-men. The air was filled with a dense smoke from the burning briers and logs. Moving about among the fires, raking together the trash, chopping the briers, now seizing a brand from a burning heap and dexterously using it to fire half a dozen others, then hurrying forward to catch up with the gang, singing, laughing, teasing the log-rollers to "cotch us if you kin," were the short-skirted, black-faced damsels, twenty or twenty-five in number, who composed the trash-gang. Be- fore the little heaps were half burnt, the log-rollers were among them. A stout black fellow, whiskey-bottle in hand, gave direc- tions. At least half of this gang also were women, each armed, like the men, with a formidable hand-spike. They were very SOME SOUTHERN REMINISCENCES. 9 proud of their distinction, and wanted it understood that " dey was n't none of you' triflin' hoe-han's ; dey was log-rollers, dey was." Selecting the log hardest to be moved as the centre for a heap, the driver shouted, " Now, heah, hurry up dat log dere, and put it on dis side, heah." A dozen hand-spikes were thrust under it, and every woman's voice shouted in shrill chorus, " Come up wid de log, come up wid de log." " Man agin man dere," the driver would cry, " gal agin gal ; all togedder wid you, if you spec any wate' out o' dis bottle." Sometimes be- fore these heaps were fired the ploughs were upon them, every ploughman urging his mules almost into a trot, and the driver occasionally shouting, " Git out o' de way dere, you lazy log- rollers, or we plough right ober ye." The land was a loose loam, turning up like an ash-heap, and both negroes and mules seemed to thrive on the hard work. The overseer rarely left the field. With one leg lazily thrown across the pommel of his saddle, he lounged in his seat, occasionally addressing a mild suggestion to one of the men, or saying to the driver that the other gangs were pressing him pretty close. Then, riding over to the next, he would hint that the trash-gang was getting ahead of them, or that the ploughs would catch them soon if they were n't careful. All treated him with the utmost respect. I am satisfied that no Northern laborers of the same degree of intelligence ever worked more faithfully, more cheerfully, or with better re- sults. Very novel, and sometimes very droll, seem to me now the experiences of the year on these plantations. One of the first was my effort to reform a "bad nigger." His old owner, so the gossip ran, had once or twice wanted him killed ; last year 10 LOTOS LEAVES. the overseer had snapped a pistol at him ; altogether, there was no managing him. A genial old-time planter, my nearest neighbor, warned me that the boy was desperate, and ought to be driven off the place. In my Northern wisdom I laughed at the warning. " Of course your system drove any negro of spirit into revolt," I argued ; " and so you had what you call a dangerous nigger. Now he sees that he gets the re- ward of his own labor, and so freedom makes a first-class hand of him." But the old slaveholder shook his head. It was not long till I saw he had reason. My model reformed negro was caught stealing pork and selling it, getting drunk, drawing a loaded musket on his brother-in-law, and the like. " I '11 never give in to your new-fangled notions agin," growled the overseer. " A nigger 's a nigger, and I Ve only made a fool of myself in trying to make anything else out of him." And so a warrant was procured for his arrest. Hearing of the warrant, the boy ran away. In about three weeks he returned, very defiant, and boasting that no white man could arrest him. He had been to the Bureau, and knew the law ; he was armed, and meant to go where he pleased. But he was promptly taken, without resistance, before a justice of the peace. Three negro witnesses established his guilt, and he was committed to jail to await a trial by court, with every prospect of being sent to the penitentiary for a year or two. Among the witnesses against him was the brother-in-law he had threatened to shoot. When Philos was being locked up he called to this man and said, "Arthur, you know I 's alms hated you, and talked 'bout you ; but you was right, when you tole me not to git into no sich troubles as dis." SOME SOUTHERN REMINISCENCES. II " Philos," ejaculated Arthur, precipitating his words out in shotted volleys, " I allus tole you so. You said, when you come back, dat you 'd been to de Bureau, knowd de law, dat no white man could 'rest you. I tole you den you did n't know nuffin 'bout law, dat no law 'lowed you to carry on mean." "Well, I t'ought I did know sumfin 'bout law den, but I shore, now, I don't" " Dat 's so, Philos ; but I tell ye, you 'm got in a mighty safe place now, whar you 'm got nuffin in de wold to do but to study law ! I reckon, Philos, by de time you git out ob heah, you '11 be a mighty larned nigger in de law ! Good by, Philos." " The worst thing about these niggers," explained the justice, " is, that they seem to have no conception of their responsibility. That boy, Philos, can't see why a word from his employer is n't enough now to release him, as it would have done while he was a slave. He does n't comprehend the fact that he has com- mitted an offence against the State, as well as against his em- ployer." Most of the negroes seemed very anxious to learn to read, but now and then one sturdily adhered to his old belief that learning was only good for white men. " Wat 's de use ob niggers pretendin' to learnin' ? " exclaimed one of my drivers. " Dere 's dat new boy Reub. Missah Powell sent me to weigh out his 'lowance. He brag so much about readin' an' edication dat I try him. I put on tree poun' po'k, an' I say, ' Reub, kin you read ? ' He say, ' Lor' bress you, did n't you know I 's edi- cated nigger ? ' I say, ' Well, den, read dat figger, an' tell me how much po'k you 'm got dar.' He scratch he head, an' look at de figger all roun', an' den he say, ' Jus' seben poun', zacly.' 12 LOTOS LEAVES. Den I say to de po' fool, ' Take you' seben poun' an' go 'long.' Much good his larnin' did him. He los' a poun' o' po'k by it, for I was gwine to gib him fo' poun'." Early after my arrival, I had one of the overseers take me to the negro church. On secular days it was the blacksmith's shop. Now it looked fresh, and almost attractive, half rilled with the people of the plantation. All seemed pleased to see us enter, and I soon found that we were not to pass unnoticed. The old preacher, who was none other than the plantation gar- dener, was not one of those who fail to magnify their office. He was delighted at his Sunday official superiority to his em- ployer, and at the chance to level his broadsides at two white men ; and he certainly showed us no mercy. " White men might t'ink dey could git 'long, because dey was rich ; but dey 'd find demselves mistaken when damnation and hell-fire was a'ter dem. No, my breddering an' sistering, black an' white, we must all be 'umble. 'Umbleness '11 tote us a great many places whar money won't do us no good. De Lo'd, who knows all our gwines in an' comin's out, he '11 'ceive us all at de las', if we be- have ou'selves heah. Now, my breddering an' sistering, white an' black, I stand heah for de Lo'd, to say to ebery one ob you heah, be 'umble an' behave you'selves on de yearth, an' you shall hab a crown ob light. Ebery one ob you mus' tote his cross on de yearth, eben as our bressed Master toted hisn." This was about the average style of the sermon. Part of it was delivered in a quiet, conversational tone ; at other times the preacher's voice rose into a prolonged and not unmusical ca- dence. He was really a good man, and whenever any meaning lurked in his numberless repetitions of cant phrases, picked up from the whites to whom he had listened, it was always a good SOME SOUTHERN REMINISCENCES. 13 one. The small audience sat silent and perfectly undemon- strative. The preacher once or twice remarked that there were so few present that he did n't feel much like exhorting ; it was hardly worth while to go to much trouble for so few ; and final- ly, with a repetition of this opinion, he told them " dey might sing some if dey wanted to," and took his seat. " D n the old fellow," whispered the overseer ; " he don't do no retail business. He wants to save souls by hullsale, or else not at all ! " The passion for whiskey seemed universal. I never saw man, woman, or child, reckless young scapegrace or sanctimonious old preacher, among them, who would refuse it ; and the most had no hesitancy in begging it whenever they could. Many of them spent half their earnings buying whiskey. That sold on any of the plantations I ever visited or heard of was always watered down at least one fourth. Perhaps it was owing to this fact, though it seemed rather an evidence of unexpected powers of self-restraint, that so few were to be seen intoxi- cated. During the two or three years in which I spent most of my time among them, seeing scores and sometimes hundreds in a day, I do not now remember seeing more than one man abso- lutely drunk. He had bought a quart of whiskey, one Saturday night, at a low liquor-shop in Natchez. Next morning early he attacked it, and in about an hour the whiskey and he were used up together. Hearing an unusual noise in the quarters, I walked down that way and found the plough-driver and the over- seer both trying to quiet Horace. He was unable to stand alone, but he contrived to do a vast deal of shouting. As I ap- proached, the driver said, " Horace, don't make so much noise ; 14 LOTOS LEAVES. don't you see Mr. R. ? " He looked round, as if surprised at learning it. " Boss, is dat you ? " " Yes." "Boss, I 's drunk; boss, I 's 'shamed o' myself! but I 's drunk ! I 'sarve good w'ipping. Boss, boss, s-s-slap me in de face, boss." I was not much disposed to administer the " slapping " ; but Horace kept repeating, with a drunken man's persistency, " Slap me in de face, boss ; please, boss." Finally I did give him a ringing cuff on the ear. Horace jerked off his cap, and ducked down his head with great respect, saying, " T'ank you, boss." Then, grinning his maudlin smile, he threw open his arms as if to embrace me, and exclaimed, "Now kiss me, boss ! " Next morning Horace was at work with the rest, and though he bought many quarts of whiskey afterwards, I never saw him drunk again. But the revival of these old recollections of Southern experi- ence has already outrun reasonable, limits. Let me close with some brief account of a visit since made by many North- erners to the now well-known cemetery of Buonaventura, near Savannah. It was in the spring of 1865. Aside from the army officials, we were almost the first visitors from the North since the war. " Doesticks " (Mortimer Thompson), indeed, had preceded us, and to our amazement was found in Savannah editing a daily newspaper ; and, true to the tradi- tions of the craft, was breathing out threatenings and slaughter against the common enemy of most newspapers in war times, SOME SOUTHERN REMINISCENCES. 15 the commanding general. The sandy roads leading into Savannah were still crowded with the rickety wagons of refu- gees, the whites fleeing from starvation, the negroes hurry- ing from the plantations they had never before been able to leave of their own free will, to get their first taste of liberty and city life. Out of this scene of squalor we suddenly turned into what seemed a great and stately forest. The finest live- oak trees I had seen in the South stretched away in long avenues on either hand, intersected by cross avenues, and arched with interlacing branches till the roof over our heads looked, in living green, a groining after the pattern of Gothic arches, in some magnificent old cathedral. One of the Tatnalls, probably an ancestor of the Commodore of our navy, of Chinese and Confederate note, long ago selected this site for his resi- dence, builded his house, and laid out the grounds in these noble avenues. The house was burned during some holiday rejoicings. An idea that the place was unhealthy possessed the owners, and, with a curious taste, the soil that was too dan- gerous for men to live upon was straightway selected for dead men to be buried in. We would hardly choose a malarious bottom or a Northern tamarack-swamp for a burying-ground, beautiful as either might be. But what matters it? After life's fitful fever, the few interred here sleep doubtless as sweetly beneath the gigantic oaks in the solemn avenues as if on breeziest upland of mountain heather. Even into this secluded gloom had come the traces of our civil wars. The only large monument in the cemetery bore the simple inscription of " Clinch," and within it lay, I was told, the father-in-law of " Sumter Anderson," as in all our history he is henceforth to be known. Some vandal had 16 LOTOS LEAVES. broken down the marble slab that closed the tomb, and had exposed the coffins within. This very barbarism, and the absence of the rows of care- fully tended graves, and the headstones with affectionate inscriptions that mark all other cemeteries, increased the im- pressive gloom of the lonely place. The sun strove in vain to penetrate the arches overhead. Here and again a stray beam struggled through, only to light up with a ghostly silver radiance the long, downward-pointing spear of the Tillandsia, or Spanish moss. The coolness was marvellous ; the silence profound, deepened indeed by the gentle ripplings of the little stream, by which the farther side of the cemetery was bounded. Everywhere the arches were hung with the deathly festoons of the Spanish moss, slowly stealing sap and vigor fit funeral work from these giant oaks, and fattening on their decay. Drive where you would, the moss still fluttered in your face and waved over your head, and, lit with the accidental ray from above, pointed its warning silvery light toward the graves beneath your feet ; while it clung, in the embrace of death, to the sturdy oaks on which it had fastened, and preached and practised destruction together. Noble and lusty oaks are these ; glorious in spreading boughs and lofty arches and fluttering foliage, but dying in the soft embrace of the parasite that clings and droops, and makes yet more picturesque and beautiful in decay, dying, even as Georgia was dying in the embrace of another parasite, having a phase not less pictu- resque, and a poisonous progress not less subtly gentle. Some day, when Georgia has fully recovered, this spot, too, will feel the returning tide of her generous, healthy blood. The rank undergrowth will be cleared away ; broad walks will be SOME SOUTHERN REMINISCENCES. I/ laid out among the tombs where now are only tangled and serpent- infested paths ; shafts will rise up to the green arches to commemorate the names of those, of whatever race, most deserving in the State ; the heroes of past struggles will here find fit resting-place, whichever side they fought for, if only they did it on their consciences and like true men ; and the Tillandsia, still waving its witchery of silver, will then seem only like myriad drooping plumes of white, forever tremulously pendent over graves at which the State is weeping. THE HYMN OF PRINCES. THE HYMN OF PRINCES. BY JOHN BROUGHAM. " By the blessing of Heaven, twenty thousand of the enemy are left upon the field. Order a TE DEUM ! " Telegram from the King of Prussia to the Queen. ORD ! we have given, in thy name, The peaceful villages to flame. Of all, the dwellers we Ve bereft ; No trace of hearth, no roof-tree left. Beneath our war-steeds' iron tread The germ of future life is dead ; We have swept o'er it like a blight: To thee the praise, O GOD OF RIGHT! Some hours ago, on yonder plain There stood six hundred thousand men, Made in thine image, strong, and rife With hope and energy and life ; And none but had some prized one dear, Grief-stricken, wild with anxious fear : A third of them we have made ghosts : To thee the praise, O LORD OF HOSTS ! 22 LOTOS LEAVES. We have let loose the demon chained In bestial hearts, that, unrestrained, Infernal revel it may hold, And feast on villanies untold ; With ravening drunkenness possessed, And mercy banished from each breast, All war's atrocities above : To thee the praise, O GOD OF LOVE ! Secure behind a wall of steel, To watch the yielding columns reel, While round them sulphurous clouds arise, Foul incense wafting to the skies From our Home-manufactured Hell ! Is royal pastime we like well, As momently Death's ranks increase : To thee the praise, O GOD OF PEACE ! Thy sacred temples we Ve not spared, For they the broad destruction shared ; The annals of time-honored lore, Lost to the world, are now no more. What reck we if the holy fane Or learning's dome is mourned in vain ? Our work those landmarks to efface : To thee the praise, O LORD OF GRACE ! Thus shall it be, while humankind, Madly perverse or wholly blind, THE HYMN OF PRINCES. 23 Will so complacently be led, At our command, their blood to shed, For lust of conquest, >r the sly, Deceptive diplomatic lie : To us the gain, to them the ruth ; To thee the praise, O GOD OF TRUTH ! AN ENCOUNTER WITH AN INTERVIEWER. AN ENCOUNTER WITH AN IN- TERVIEWER. BY MARK TWAIN. HE nervous, dapper, " peart " young man took the chair I offered him, and said he was connected with the Daily Thunderstorm, and added, "Hoping it's no harm, I've come to interview you." "Come to what?" "Interview you." " Ah ! I see. Yes, yes. Urn ! Yes, yes." I was not feeling bright that morning. Indeed, my powers seemed a bit under a cloud. However, I went to the bookcase, and when I had been looking six or seven minutes, I found I was obliged to refer to the young man. I said, "How, do you spell it ?" "Spell what?" " Interview." " O my goodness ! What do you want to spell it for ? " " I don't want to spell it ; I want to see what it means." " Well, this is astonishing, I must say. 7 can tell you what it means, if you if you " " O, all right ! That will answer, and much obliged to you, too." 28 LOTOS LEAVES. " I n, in, t e r, ter, inter ' "Then you spell it with an I?" " Why, certainly ! " " O, that is what took me so long." " Why, my dear sir, what did^w propose to spell it with ? " " Well, I I I hardly know. I had the Unabridged, and I was ciphering around in the back end, hoping I might tree her among the pictures. But it 's a very old edition." " Why, my friend, they would n't have a picture of it in even the latest e My dear sir, I beg your pardon, I mean no harm in the world, but you do not look as as intelligent as I had expected you would. No harm, I mean no harm at all." " O, don't mention it ! It has often been said, and by people who would not flatter and who could have no inducement to flatter, that I am quite remarkable in that way. Yes, yes; they always speak of it with rapture." " I can easily imagine it. But about this interview. You know it is the custom, now, to interview any man who has become notorious!" " Indeed ! I had not heard of it before. It must be very interesting. What do you do it with ? " " Ah, well, well, well, this is disheartening. It ought to be done with a club in some cases ; but customarily it con- sists in the interviewer asking questions and the interviewed answering them. It is all the rage now. Will you let me ask you certain (questions calculated to bring out the salient points of your public and private history ? " " O, with pleasure, with pleasure. I have a very bad mem- ory, but I hope you will not mind that. That is to say, it is an AN ENCOUNTER WITH AN INTERVIEWER. 29 irregular memory, singularly irregular. Sometimes it goes in a gallop, and then again it will be as much as a fortnight pass- ing a given point. This is a great grief to me" " O, it is no matter, so you will try to do the best you can." " I will. I will put my whole mind on it." " Thanks. Are you ready to begin ? " " Ready." I Q. How old are you ? A. Nineteen, in June. Q. Indeed ! I would have taken you to be thirty-five or six. Where were you born ? A. In Missouri. * Q. When did you begin to write ? A. In 1836. Q. Why, how could that be, if you are only nineteen now ? A. I don't know. It does seem curious, somehow. Q. It does, indeed. Who do you consider the most remark- able man you ever met ? A. Aaron Burr. Q. But you never could have met Aaron Burr, if you are only nineteen years A. Now, if you know more about me than I do, what do you ask me for ? Q. Well, it was only a suggestion ; nothing more. How did you happen to meet Burr ? A. Well, I happened to be at his funeral one day, and he asked me to make less noise, and Q. But, good heavens ! if you were at his funeral, he must 30 LOTOS LEAVES. have been dead ; and if he was dead, how could he care whether you made a noise or not ? A. I don't know. He was always a particular kind of a man that way. Q. Still, I don't understand it at all. You say he spoke to you and that he was dead. A. I did n't say he was dead. Q. But wasn't he dead? A. Well, some said he was, some said he was n't. Q. What did you think ? A. O, it was none of my business ! It was n't any of my funeral. Q. Did you However, we can never get this matter straight. Let me ask about something else. What was the date of your birth ? A. Monday, October 31, 1693. Q. What ! Impossible ! That would make you a hundred and eighty years old. How do you account for that ? A. I don't account for it at all. Q. But you said at first you were only nineteen, and now you make yourself out to be one hundred and eighty. It is an awful discrepancy. A. Why, have you noticed that ? (Shaking- hands?) Many a time it has seemed to me like a discrepancy, but somehow I could n't make up my mind. How quick you notice a thing ! Q. Thank you for the compliment, as far as it goes. Had you, or have you, any brothers or sisters ? A. Eh ! I I I think so, yes, but I don't remember. Q. Well, that is the most extraordinary statement I ever heard ! AN ENCOUNTER WITH AN INTERVIEWER. 31 A. Why, what makes you think that? Q. How could I think otherwise ? Why, look here ! who is this a picture of on the wall ? Is n't that a brother of yours ? A. Oh ! yes, yes, yes ! Now you remind me of it, that was a brother of mine. That 's William, Bill we called him. Poor old Bill! Q. Why ? Is he dead, then ? A. Ah, well, I suppose so. We never could tell. There was a great mystery about it. Q. That is sad, very sad. He disappeared, then ? A. Well, yes, in a sort of general way. We buried him. Q. Buried him ! Buried him without knowing whether he was dead or not ? A. O no ! Not that. He was dead enough. Q. Well, I confess that I can't understand this. If you buried him and you knew he was dead A. No ! no ! we only thought he was. Q. O, I see ! He came to life again ? A. I bet he didn't. Q. Well, I never heard anything like this. Somebody was dead. Somebody was buried. Now, where was the mystery ? A. Ah, that 's just it ! That 's it exactly. You see we were twins, defunct and I, and we got mixed in the bath-tub when we were only two weeks old, and one of us was drowned. But we did n't know which. Some think it was Bill, some think it was me. Q. Well, that is remarkable. What do you think ? A. Goodness knows ! I would give whole worlds to know. This solemn, this awful mystery has cast a gloom over my whole life. But I will tell you a secret now, which I never have 32 LOTOS LEAVES. revealed to any creature before. One of us had a peculiar mark, a large mole on the back of his left hand, that was me. That child was the one that was drowned. Q. Very well, then, I don't see that there is any* mystery about it, after all. A. You don't'? Well, / do. Anyway I don't see how they could ever have been such a blundering lot as to go and bury the wrong child. But, 'sh ! don't mention it where the family can hear of it. Heaven knows they have heart-breaking troubles enough without adding this. Q. Well, I believe I have got material enough for the present, and I am very much obliged to you for the pains you have taken. But I was a good deal interested in that account of Aaron Burr's funeral. Would you mind telling me what par- ticular circumstance it was that made you think Burr was such a remarkable man ? A. O, it was a mere trifle ! Not one man in fifty would have noticed it at all. When the sermon was over, and the pro- cession all ready to start for the cemetery, and the body all arranged nice in the hearse, he said he wanted to take a last look at the scenery, and so he got up and rode with the driver. Then the young man reverently withdrew. He was very pleasant company, and I was sorry to see him go. MY HERMIT. MY HERMIT. BY J. B. BOUTON. PART THE FIRST. N the early summer it pleases me to take late after- noon walks in the upper part of Central Park. Its natural scenery is varied and romantic, and judicious Art has heightened its picturesqueness. Best of all, it is not invaded by pedestrian mobs, whose feeble legs and unambitious souls restrict them to the con- ventional haunts below the Ramble. There, in a region sometimes all my own, not even a policeman pacing its foot-ways, I can stride along, swinging my cane freely, and whistling, chanting, or reciting favorite bits of poetry, no more noticed or obstructed than I would be in the wilds of Minnesota. I imagine myself in the real country, minus its dusty roads and frequent incident of dogs shooting out from wayside huts and snapping at my heels. It is good enough rurality for me. Last year (1872), about the close of June, I became aware unpleasantly aware, to be candid that the north end of the Park had another genius loci. I came across him in curving by-paths and odd nooks that I had claimed by right of sole tenantry. He particularly affected that snuggest and shadiest of retreats, the Grotto Bridge I call 36 LOTOS LEAVES. it, beneath which one may sit on a ribbed and knobby bench, and be soothed by the drowsy monotone of the little waterfall in the Loch above, and rejoice what time the hot air is cooled by ribbon jets that spurt forever from the rough face of the grotto upon him. From the top wall of this concavity hang miniature stalactites two or three inches long, formed by deposits from water slowly trickling through limestone. These have been ten years in making ; and one idly speculates about them that, in a hundred centuries or less (or more), they will each be as thick as a man's thigh, and fill up the grotto till it looks like a bunch of organ-pipes. There is no place like it to sit and cool off, smoking a cigar and surrendering to a delicious stupor. This new man this rash invader of my domain was not very remarkable in appearance. He was strongly built, a perfect bull through neck and shoulders, and had a com- monplace face, which would not have caught my attention twice but for the furtive look that he cast at me when I first saw him. It was an oblique, suspicious glance, quick as lightning. Ever after, when I dropped upon him suddenly, as I wheeled a corner or dived into a hollow, he shot that searching eye at me. Then I began to study him. His face was one of which you may find a thousand duplicates at a mass meeting. Photographs show them pretty much alike, and verbal descriptions cannot do better. Nature's ev- ery-day pottery, a low flat forehead, pug nose, high cheek- bones, wide mouth, and thin lips. His cheeks were deeply bronzed, as if by frontage of wind and weather ; but I noticed once, when his hat was off, that his brow was white. He wore the brim well down over his eyes. His dress from MY HERMIT. 37 head to foot looked second-hand and seedy ; it did not fit him anywhere. His eyes were clear, his face unbloated ; he was evidently not a 'drunkard, though his miserable clothes and dirty shirt looked like the last unpawned possession of the sot. A grizzled beard, perhaps of a month's growth, gave him the concluding touch of ugliness. Occasionally I surprised him in the act of eating crackers and cheese, bits of chicken, morsels of red herring, pickles, and other trifles as inharmonious. These odds and ends he carried loose in his coat-pockets, and when he saw that I observed him he hastily put away the fragments with a slight cough. I never caught him Dreading a book or a paper ; so, plainly, he was not a poor scholar. Though when seated he was looking intently at nothing, I did not imagine him to be a thinker, grubbing at some deep social problem, or an inventor distressing himself over some mechanical puzzle. If this able- bodied man was poor, why was he lounging in the Park, when he could get work down town on his own terms at eight hours a day ? If he was vicious and criminal, why was he not among his pals in the back slums and alleys ? The more I saw of him, the more my curiosity became ex- cited to know something of his history ; and one afternoon it fell out that my desire for knowledge was gratified. One hot day in the last week of June, I was out for exercise. My appetite being languid, I walked a little faster than my regulation gait to stir it up. Reaching the Grotto Bridge, I was somewhat heated and tired, and at first right vexed to find the rustic sofa occupied. The incumbent was MY MYSTERY. From the debris about him it was apparent he had been eating, of all things, soda-biscuit and pickles, 38 LOTOS LEAVES. and the very moment I saw him he threw what looked like an empty jam-pot behind the seat. Never did the poor fel- low look so much confused, and I felt the impulse to pass on and leave him to his eccentric meal. But I was flushed and wearied, and needed coolness and rest. And then that was a time as good as any to drop into his acquaintance. I sat down and heaved a deep sigh of weariness. The man looked at me askew, and put out his hand to take up a walking-stick, made of the branch of a tree. I saw that I must act promptly. " Warmish," said I, mopping my face. " Ye-yes." And he moved as if to rise and be off. Something more decisive must be done. " Take a cigar," said I, offering him one. " Nice place this for a smoke." This touched his heart, and opened his mouth, as I knew it would. His eyes sparkled as he took the cigar and made a bow of thanks. Then he said, huskily, " Bern' as I 'm a hermit, sir, I can't afford cigars. I goes a pipe, and don't allers have terbacker for that." A hermit ! Well, I was astonished. From boyhood I had read of hermits, and taken a deep interest in those mys- terious beings. Twice I had made journeys of a number of miles into the depths of forests to find hermits, reported to inhabit certain huts ; but they were not at home, if, indeed, they existed outside the diseased imagination of news- paper paragraphists. And here was a hermit at my door, as I might say, in Central Park, of all places ! I would as soon have thought to see a boa-constrictor gliding across the Mall, or a whale spouting in the Ladies' Lake. " Ah ! so you are a hermit," said I, carelessly, to disguise MY HERMIT. 39 my emotions, and as if hermits were the commonest crea- tures on earth. " Excuse me, may I ask where 's your cave ? " You see hermits were associated in my mind with caves primarily. " Cave ? There ain't no cave in the Park, 'cept the one everybody knows, a mile furder down. That air one 's too wet to live in. I tried it one night, and got the roomatiz." " Oh ! " said I, offhand-like, " I see, you are a wood- hermit. Plenty of trees and underbrush round here, where a fellow could stow himself away. Now, you know, I have always thought, if I should turn hermit, I 'd take to the woods. It must be glorious to sleep in the open air, these fine frights, beneath the grand old trees, canopied by the starry " The man interrupted me. " It 's cheap," said he. " It don't cost nothing. That 's what I likes it for." "Exactly, and healthy. Anybody could see that by your looks. But how do you manage when it rains ? " The man .peered at me out of the corners of his eyes, and hesitated. I knocked the ash from my cigar, and looked at him as innocently as I could. Then he said, in his shy half-voice : " You don't 'pear to be a detective, and I don't b'l'eve you 'd blow on a poor feller like me ; so I don't mind tellin' you how I works it." Hermit as he was, the man could not repress the social instincts of humanity. I saw he was bursting for confi- dence and sympathy. " My friend," said I, seriously, " your secret is safe with me. If there is anything I was brought up to respect, it is the feelings of hermits." 40 LOTOS LEAVES. This reassured him. He sidled closer to me. " You know," said he, " the cops don't 'low nobody in the Park after nine clock at night. I don't do no harm here, but I has to be careful, or they'd nab me." Then he cast his eyes warily about, and pointed upward. " You see that cock- loft ? " I looked up and saw a large open space between a part of the stonework and the timbers of the bridge. I had often noticed it before, and thought it a mighty fine place for hiding. " When the weather is good and the grass dry, then you see I sleeps on the ground up in the woods on the hill yon- der. But if it 's rainy I gets on the bridge overhead and swings down easy nuf into that air cubby-hole. 'T ain't bad, I tell ye, with straw and leaves up there, and all out of sight" " And 't is very comfortable, I dare say ; but how do you dodge the police ? As you remark, they would turn you out or arrest you if they found you here after nine P. M. I know they are not as sharp or strict as the regular city police." " That 's it. You Ve hit it. If they wos the blue-coats they 'd snake me out in no time. But they 're another breed, them chaps in gray. They takes it easy. I jest minds my bizness and they minds theirs ; but out of re- speck for 'em, I keeps out o' sight arter I hears the fire-bells strike nine. Gi' me the Park perlice for not botherin' a feller " And the man checked himself as if he were about to say too much. I saw, by this time, that the man beside me was a vulgar person. Not a sage who had retired from life disgusted to MY HERMIT. 41 chew on his misanthropy. Not a man once rich and used to luxury, suddenly made poor and reckless. It seemed impos- sible that such a tough specimen could have been mortally wounded through the affections. Still, he was a bona fide hermit, no better one, perhaps, within a thousand miles. And, in a certain sense, he was my hermit. I already began to feel a proprietary .interest in him. "My dear sir," said I, "may I be so bold as to ask how you live ? Have you any occupation ? " The hermit glanced suspiciously at me, coughed, and made no reply. I saw his embarrassment, and was sorry the impo- lite question had escaped me. So I said, jocosely : " Your expenses can't be much. Rent, they say, is one fifth the cost of living. Your rent costs you nothing. Five times naught is naught, how 's that for a calculation ? " He smiled and said, "That's about it." I perceived that I must try another tack. " Pray, sir, tell me one thing. Don't you find the time heavy, with nothing to do all these hours ? It would kill me." " I don't ketch your idee. Time heavy ! How can it be when I ain't at work, only whistlin' and walkin' about and sittin' down. That 's what I calls comfort." This strange person and myself took widely different views of life ; that was clear. So I only said : " It is a matter of taste. But I never could understand how a man could endure life without something to do. I 'm afraid I would never make a good hermit." He looked at me straight in the face, and slowly uttered these words : " / am broken hearted'.' There was no emotion 42 LOTOS LEAVES. visible in his face ; his voice did not tremble ; but he cov- ered his eyes with his hands. The remark moved me deeply, for it was totally unex- pected, and seemed natural. I had read and heard of bro- ken-hearted men, but it had never been my good fortune (or otherwise) to know one personally. Therefore, I was not conversant, except through the pages of novels, with the external phenomena peculiar to the broken heart in males, but had somehow associated them with cadaverous visages and attenuated frames. Here was my hermit as fat as a buck and red as a lobster. A broken heart had not occurred to me as a part of his damaged general property. But he said he had a broken heart, and it was only civil to believe him. "The woman! the inevitable woman," I murmured to my- self; and I yearned to know what that dear disturber of the Universal Peace had done to my poor hermit, to drive him to lodgings al fresco, and a mixed diet of soda-crackers, her- rings, and pickles. "Tell me about it," said I, kindly. Gratefully he looked up. Still no tears in his eyes, no quiver on his lip. He was able to master his feelings, and that pleased me, for I should have been ashamed to see him blubbering like a school-boy. The substance of his story I will give in a few words in- stead of the many in which he told it. The man's name was Winterbottom, Thomas Winter- bottom, and he lived in the city, and was by trade a pic- ture-frame maker. He once had a good business, a wife not so good, and one child. All was going on happily in the Winterbottom nest, when a gas-fitter named Juggins appeared MY HERMIT. 43 on the scene in the familiar role of the Demon of the House- hold, or the Destroyer of Domestic Peace. After the usual amount cf preliminary skirmishing, Mrs. Winterbottom came to open rupture with her husband, and in his absence left the house one night, and transferred herself, her child, and all her portable property to a new home, a home rented, furnished, and the running expenses thereof paid by Juggins, the perfidious gas-fitter. Winterbottom tracked his recreant partner to the Juggins lair, and would have taken her away but for the untoward circumstances that she drove him out of the room with a mop, and Juggins kicked him down stairs and threatened to shoot him if he showed himself again on the premises. My face must have betrayed my disgust at the pusilla- nimity of the man, for he said quickly, " Mind ye, Mister, 'twas n't the mop I wos afraid on. I'm used to that. But Juggins is about seven foot high, and carries a six-shooter. What could I do ? /, a quiet, peaceable feller, what would n't hurt a mouse." "Don't ask me," said I, a little impatiently. "I can't med- dle in family quarrels." "I thought ter take the law on him. But there ain't no law." "Not much," said I. " I don't see but what he could shoot me, if he wanted ter, and get off." "I'm sure he could," said I. And I volunteered this addi- tional exposition of existing law (jury law) on the subject: "J u ggi ns or your wife could shoot you, or you could shoot Juggins or your wife, or both of them, or, for that matter, 44 LOTOS LEAVES. you could shoot me or any other man. There 's no punish- ment for it. But on some accounts, slight, to be sure, it is inconvenient to take the law into your own hands, and I would not be understood as advising you to do it. If you really want my opinion " " I do, sir," said the hermit, respectfully. Then I say, " Pick up courage. Let your wife slide. Go to work." My advice was not very palatable to Winterbottom, espe- cially as I rose to leave, mindful of dinner, which was now quite due, and I three or four miles away. " My wife may slide, sir. She may slide as much as she pleases, sir. I 've done with her. But I can't work. I 'm broken-hearted, and I must be a hermit, allers a hermit. This is where I '11 pass the rest of my days, if the perlice don't drive me out, and I sha' n't live long noway." I had to show the common feelings of humanity, though my hermit was beginning to be a bore, and I said, "But what will you do in winter ? You cannot sleep in the Park. If you do you will freeze, or, if not freeze, starve to death." "Yes, I'll sleep here," he answered, recklessly; "on the snow, on the ice, anywhere. Some day you '11 read a story in the paper about a man frozen to death up in that hole thar. That '11 be Tommy Winterbottom. I don't mind. But there 's one favor I would ask, sir, if you please." I had put my best foot forward for a quick walk home ; but at this point I rested. " I spoke about my child, sir. Her name is A-Ara- Arabella. As you say, sir, and it 's very good of you, let Mrs. W. slide. But I want to save my child from her and . MY HERMIT. 45 from that villain Juggins. She 's a bright, pooty gal, sir, 'bout twelve year old ; 't would do your heart good to see her. And she vvos allers very fond of her pa. [Here my herrrnt pulled out a ragged and dirty handkerchief, and wiped his eyes, in which, however, I had not observed any moisture.] What I 'd like to do is this, sir. I 'd like to get a sight of her, by watchin' round the house, and kinder smuggle her off, sir. Her grandmother, sir, and lots of other relatives, lives in Philadelfy. They'd keep her, sir, and bring her up honest. I 'm sure they would, and no fifty Misses W.s could n't tear her away from 'em. That beast of a Jug- gins, he 'd be glad to be rid of her. My poor Arabella ! I hears as how he beats her, and she has n't no shoes to wear, and not a bonnet to her head. If I only had ten dol- lars, that ud get a ticket for her on the railroad, and a pair o' shoes, and p'r'aps a bonnet. Then I could steal her off some night, sir, and send her to Philadelfy, and I know she 'd be safe and happy. As for poor Tommy Winterbot- tom, he can stay here and die, cos his heart it is broken. Could n't you lend me ten dollars, sir ? Fancy how you 'd feel if you wos fixed like me." The speaker wiped his eyes (I forgot to note if they were dry this time) elaborately with his musty handkerchief. His narrative touched me. I tried to fancy how I should feel, as he requested me to, and I confessed to myself I should feel bad. But that did not warrant my giving him ten dollars. And, on a little reflection, I could not credit his story ; and even were it true, I had no business to be mixing myself up in a family quarrel and a kidnapping case to boot. I decided not to give him the sum asked, or to 46 LOTOS LEAVES. countenance his romantic scheme in the least. But' still he was my hermit, and he looked to me for patronage. Rising hastily, and determined to put an end to this din- ner-killing interview, I handed him a small bill rolled up: " That 's the best I can do. It is for yourself only. I can- not interfere between you and Mrs. Winterbottom, but I pity you. And now, good by." :< Thank you, sir, for your kindness to a poor hermit, a hermit broken-hearted, and can't work." I hurried off to escape a longer outpouring of gratitude ; but just before I passed from his line of vision I glanced back over my shoulder. There he was, peeping at the end of the folded bill to see its value, and I could have sworn his mouth curved into a silent laugh. Had I been imposed on ? Sweet Charity, forbid ! PART THE SECOND. CENTRAL PARK has a peculiar and matchless charm on the Fourth of July ; for there, and there only, can the city es- cape the flash and bang everywhere else prevalent that day. Blessed be the Park commissioners for their anti-Chinese and possibly unpatriotic, but decidedly sensible and humane, regu- lation, forbiddipg fire-crackers in the territory under their sway ! For that reason, if for no other, I betook myself to the Park, July the Fourth, 1872. My hermit had not been much in my mind since that odd adventure with him, other persons and other events having quite jogged him aside. But when I entered the Park I could not help heading towards MY HERMIT. 47 the Grotto Bridge as an objective point, and wondering if I should meet him there or thereabout. The Park, in its lower part, was full of people, come like myself for a little surcease from work, and to avoid the pyro- technic nuisance of a day in town. Women, children, and old persons, besides quiet-loving folk of my sort, occupied the seats, lined the bridges, sailed on the lakes, threw showers of crumbs to the pampered swans, lounged, flirted, and chattered in the bright sunshine and the very ecstasy of carelessness. There was a delightful absence of whooping small boys. They were all adding? to the uproar in the city, faint echoes of which I could imagine to reach me. Stalking over that populous region rapidly, I soon struck into the less traversed ways, and then kept a bright lookout for my hermit. I visited each nook and by-path where I had been accustomed to see him, and finally passed beneath the Grotto Bridge, confidently expecting to find him there. But no Winterbottom ! " What a fool ! " said I to myself. " He 's your debtor now, and of course invisible." Then I laughed as the droll idea occurred to me that Winterbottom had been watching me all this time from some neighboring elevation, knowing me to be in search of him and chuckling over my discomfiture. " My hermit no longer," thought I ; " not even a proprietary interest." So musing, I strolled into the open path, and, under the impression that he might be on the watch for me somewhere about, I looked across the Loch to the wooded hill. Sure enough there my good eyesight detected the sturdy figure of my man at an open- ing in the bushes. I made out his identity all the more easily because he turned away at once and disappeared. 48 LOTOS LEAVES. I started after him in my fastest walk, which soon be- came a run. Crossing the little foot-bridge over the Loch, I bounded up the hillside, and soon reached a spot near which I had seen him ; but he was nowhere in sight. At that point two paths diverged, but I knew that they led by winding ways to the same place ; so I paused not, but trotted along, keeping a close lookout to right and left among the trees and bushes. After going at a rapid pace for about half a mile, I caught a glimpse of my hermit darting into a clump of underbrush. " Hallo, Winterbottom ! " said I ; "I was looking for you." The man made another forward jump, and then stopped. I knew why he checked himself when I glanced beyond the bushes and saw a gray-coated Park policeman, quietly patrol- ling the walk on the other side. In another moment Win- terbottom would have been in his arms. " Out of that there," cried the officer, who had heard the noise in the bushes. " You must stick to the walk, Fourth o' July or no Fourth." The policeman ' said this good-naturedly, as one who must be indulgent to his fel- low-citizens on the great holiday. " Beg pardin, sir. All right," answered Winterbottom, and he softly stepped out into the path where I stood. I never saw a man so changed. He was pale with fright or des- peration, the latter I thought, as I marked his flashing eyes. He had one hand in a coat-pocket, and I could not resist the impression, as I saw the outline of his knuckles through the cloth, that that hand grasped a knife or pistol. His whole aspect was of one at bay and determined to sell his life or liberty dearly. His rough bearded face, MX HERMIT. 49 half-open mouth, showing two rows of glittering teeth, his square shoulders and broad chest and great girth of loins, made him a formidable animal. I could hardly conceive that the meek and pusillanimous creature of his own story could be transformed into such a fierce-looking ruffian. " Wot are yer chasm' me fer ? Wot der yer want ? " he muttered, as his eyes blazed upon me, and still keeping his hand in his pocket. It was the worst case of debtor vs. creditor that I ever saw. "I want nothing, my dear fellow," said I, "only to 'see you and ask how you are getting on. Sit down here and take a smoke. I want company." This I said as amiably as possible, and I am sure I looked kindly at him, for I meant not otherwise. His set face relaxed and he took his hand out of his pocket. But his glittering eyes were still fixed on my face. I produced the calumet, but to my surprise he declined it. " Why did you avoid me ? " said I, chidingly, as one might be allowed to upbraid one's own hermit. " Did n't know 't was you. Thought 't was a gray-coat arter me, fer sleepin' in the Park." I knew Winterbottom was lying to me, and my steady, reproving gaze spoke as much, for his eyes dropped. I paused a moment, thinking what to say to this extraordi- nary person, when he broke in with, "Yer say yer want company. Well, I don't want none. Wot 's the use o' bein' a hermit if yer can't be alone by yerself?" This was logic undeniably, and it puzzled me to answer him; and before I could do so, Winterbottom growled out, $0 LOTOS LEAVES. " Good mornin', sir. I 'm off this 'ere way." And he pushed by me and strode down the path over which I had chased him. I could not find it in my heart to be cross with the poor outcast. " Good by," said I, quietly ; " and forever," I added to myself, for I knew that after this my hermit and I would not be on speaking terms. Turning to resume my walk in a direction opposite to that taken by Winterbottom, I saw for the first time the figure of a woman, standing on a slight rise or crown of ground about thirty yards from me. She was looking intently at me ; and her face wore a startled expression. Then she strained her eyes towards the fast-vanishing form of the hermit, who in a second more was out of sight. As I neared this woman, I saw two tidily dressed little boys playing together a short dis- tance from her. " Mamma, mamma," one of them called. "In a moment, dear," said she. " May I speak a word with you, sir ? " she said timidly, in a low voice. "Certainly, madam," in a tone which encouraged her to proceed ; at least, I meant that it should. A fragile woman, with a thin, pale face, on which care and anxiety were deeply stamped ; poorly but neatly dressed ; looking like a seamstress fighting her solitary, hard battle, to keep herself and children alive ; a poor, half-broken, suppli- cating creature, touching the pity of every human heart ; such was my rapidly formed estimate. Her voice trembled and her whole frame vibrated as she made an effort to control herself. "I beg your pardon, sir," said she; "do you know that man you were speaking with? I know him, but I fear you do not." MY HERMIT. 51 "Well, no, madam, I cannot exactly say that I know him. He is a queer sort of a fellow, something of a hermit, as he calls himself. I stumbled across him the other day. If you know him, please tell me who he is." " Ah, sir," heaving a deep sigh ; " I do know him to my cost. Alas ! I am his wife." I cannot say I was taken aback by this revelation, for when she first accosted me, I had guessed at the truth. But the coincidence of meeting her so near the spot where I had just parted from the hermit did surprise me. I told her I was glad to meet her, that I feared that man had attempted to deceive me, that now I should know the truth, with other reassuring phrases. "Take a seat, Mrs. Winterbottom," said I, motioning to one that stood invitingly by, for I saw that the poor woman, after the long holiday walk she had made with her little children, must be tired. "Winterbottom," she exclaimed; "that is not my name!" " And you are his wife ? " " I have my marriage certificate, and that man, that bad man's name is Bagfield." " Another question, Mrs. Bagfield ; have you a daughter Arabella?" " Arabella ! No ! I have two little boys, no more chil- dren, and there they are." " One question more." (This was a test one.) " Do you know a man named Juggins ? " "Juggins? Juggins? I never heard of him before." The candor of her sad face told me she was uttering no falsehood. I had narrowly escaped being duped by a clever rascal. " This is a very curious case," said I. " Pray tell me why 52 LOTOS LEAVES. your husband if that is he is playing hide-and-seek in the Park. He sleeps here nights." " Why, sir, he escaped from Sing Sing about a month ago, the paper said, and he must be keeping out of sight of the regular police up here." " Whew ! And that 's my hermit, and his yarn to me was a hermit's sell, I may say." And I could not repress a wild laugh at the absurdity of the contrast forced upon my mind, a melodramatic anchorite changed into a vulgar jail-bird! " Pardon me, Mrs. Bagfield," said I, respectfully, as the suf- fering creature looked at me, astonished. " But that humbug, that lying thief, excuse me for my warmth, for he is your husband " " No excuse needed, sir. As you say, he is a liar and a thief, and he is my husband, though no more but in name." I had thought she would have burst out crying a minute be- fore ; but now her eyes flashed indignation, and, if I mistook not, revenge. "That fellow," I continued, "tried to swindle me out of money to help rob you of your only daughter, your Arabella, a girl of twelve years who loved her pa, and would go to the end of the world with him. I am laughing at myself, madam ; but you I pity from the bottom of my heart." Then I briefly related to her the substance of my conversation with the pseudo-hermit. She listened attentively, only interrupting me with exclamations, " The liar ! " " The thief! " " The traitor ! " and the like. " He must be arrested and sent back to prison," she said, firmly. Now I had finished my narrative, I had waited to hear her opinion on that point, before offering my own. MY HERMIT. 53 " I agree with you, madam," said I. " It is hard enough to obtain the conviction and punishment of desperadoes in this city, and escape from prison must not be made easy for them. Are you in fear of this man if he is allowed to run loose ? " " I am afraid of him very much, sir. He thinks I caused his arrest, though God knows I did not. I would have shielded him if I could ; but not if I had known, as I now do, that he was spending his time and money on another woman, and neglecting me. That I will never forgive him for." And she stamped her foot fiercely on the ground. " He was a decent man once, sir, but that was long ago. Then he got into bad ways, through that woman, I suppose. He used to be away from me all night, and then he would come home and abuse me and those little children. Sometimes he showed me money, but none .of it was for me ; and I should 'a' starved, sir, and my children too, if some good friends had not given me work. I wondered how he got his money; for he had quit his trade, and he wasn't earning anything honestly. One day I found out ; for a policeman came to the house and arrested him. He had committed a bur- glary, they said, and almost killed a man. Bad as he was, sir, he was my husband, and it nigh broke my heart to think he should go to prison. But nothing I could do could save him. The proofs were too strong, and he was found guilty, and was sent up to Sing Sing for twenty years. I saw him the morn- ing they took him away, and he called me bad names, and said he would kill me when he got out, for I had betrayed him. I forgave him those cruel words then, but not after- wards, when I found out there was another woman at the 54 LOTOS LEAVES. bottom of the whole trouble. Then I was glad he was locked up for twenty years; and he must go back there, he must go back ! It was two years ago, sir, that he was sentenced. I saw, by the papers, he had escaped last month, and there was a reward offered for him. The detectives have been watching round my lodgings, thinking he might come there. But he knew too much; he is a very cunning man, sir" (I nodded affirmatively), "and keeps away, though I believe, if he dared, he would come down some night and kill me. I say, sir, he must go back, and I will tell the police about him. It 's my duty, sir." There was one weak point in this case against Winter- bottom alias Bagfield. The woman might be mistaken in his identity, though she said she could swear to him posi- tively. It was somewhat singular, too, that he should have chosen for a hiding-place a resort as public as the Central Park. I admitted to myself that under the circumstances it was the place that is, the north end of the grounds where he would be least likely to be disturbed by the regular city police ; but I deemed it remarkable that the escaped con- vict should have had the shrewdness to select it. He must be a cunning fox, truly. I made up my mind what to do. "Madam," said I, respectfully, "I will see to this matter. Do not make yourself uneasy ; for if that man is Bagfield, he shall be sent back to Sing Sing in twenty-four hours, sure, and locked up safe for the rest of his term, let us hope. Leave the Park at once with your children, and go home, and trust everything to me." I asked for her address, and made a note of it, promising that she should hear of what I had done in due time. MY HERMIT. 55 She thanked me most fervently and took my advice with- out delay. Not a moment should be lost, if Winterbottom, or Bagfield, was to be caught. I had looked about me during this strange interview with the woman who claimed to be his wife, thinking that my hermit might be watching us in the distance ; but there was no sign of him. Bidding her to keep up courage and hope for the best, and enjoining her again to return home immediately and await further news, I hur- ried on ahead to a police station in the vicinity of the Park. There I knew correct and full information relating to the case could be obtained. My mission was soon discharged. The Captaku of Police heard my story, and as soon as I came to the name of Bag- field, he smiled as if in recognition of it. Then he showed me a handbill which had been issued and distributed at all the station-houses, offering a reward for the arrest of Thomas Bagfield, alias "Tommy the Slouch," who had escaped from Sing Sing. The fellow's person was sufficiently described. It was a pen-portrait of my hermit, saving the stubby whis- kers grown in his brief absence from prison. He had made his escape through a drain, and gained the woods before the loss was discovered. An accomplice had there supplied him with a change of clothes. There was an active pursuit, but the hunted had a good hour's start, and by wonderful luck and craft had escaped capture, and slowly worked his way to the city. The worthy Captain knew much more of Bagfield's antece- dents than I could impart to him. He was a very desperate character, though, as the Captain said, "only an amatoor," not one of those gifted beings, the professionals in crime. 56 LOTOS LEAVES. He had done a stroke or two in the confidence line, for which I thought him well fitted ; but his crowning achievements were burglaries. He was suspected of having broken into three or four private houses, and of having stabbed (but not fatally) a policeman in attempting to escape. In committing the par- ticular burglary for which he was sentenced to Sing Sing, he had struck down and severely injured the owner of the house with a slung-shot. " One of the Worst and most dangerous men I ever knew," added the Captain, with the cautious qualification, "for an amatoor." "Is it not singular," I asked, "that he should come to the city to hide?" "They all do," he explained. "Sooner or later we catch 'em that is, most of 'em here. But it was a shrewd dodge in the fellow to hide himself in the Park. To my knowledge, the detectives have been watching his wife's house and his old hanging-out places ever since he got loose. It 's been a point of honor to bag him, you see, because he stabbed Policeman Q . But they never thought of looking in the Park for him ; and by playing his game fine I can see how he might have hung round there a long time, till he thought the hunt for him was given up and he could cut away to some other city ; but he 'd have been sure to come back here at last. If you 'd been fool enough I beg par- don for saying it to give him the money he asked for, he'd pushed before this, perhaps." The oddity of Mr. Bagfield's mixed diet pickles, crackers, and so forth the Captain clearly explained on the theory that he had broken into some restaurant near the Park and stolen those miscellaneous edi- bles, -or he might have taken the risk of foraging occasionally MY HERMIT. 57 among the free lunches in the neighborhood, being very care- ful to avoid the police. Finally, the Captain promised to inquire into Mrs. Bagfield's circumstances, and if she was as respectable and deserving of confidence as I took her to be, he would see that the reward was sent to her, if paid to any- body. No one else could claim it, certainly not the police, who would be only too glad to pay something themselves for the pleasure of arresting and returning to Sing Sing the man who was believed to have stabbed Officer Q . Before the Captain had finished his remarks he had called two of his men, and they had started forth in citizen's dress in quest of the runaway. I had transacted my part of this unpleasant but necessary business, and did not care to wait and confront my hermit in his deserved misfortune, if they caught him. So I with- drew, having made arrangements with the Captain to learn the sequel promptly. Within half an hour from that time Bagfield was surprised and seized in the Park, not far from the Grotto Bridge. He was evidently all unsuspicious of . his peril ; but when the officers pounced upon him, these words burst from his lips with a curse : " Serves me right for talking with that feller t' other day." He was armed with an ugly looking knife, and attempted to stab one of his captors, but they overpowered him. That very night he was returned in safety to Sing Sing. The good Captain's inquiries proved that Mrs. Bagfield was worthy of all confidence and kindness ; and the reward was paid over to her by the practice of a little diplomacy excusa- ble under the circumstances. She was made to believe* that 58 LOTOS LEAVES. it was a testimony of sympathy from a friend who desired to be unknown. Soon after I heard from the Captain that she had moved away with her children to the West, there to begin life anew under an assumed name, and rear her little ones in ignorance of their degraded father. God help her ! Miss TS'EU. MISS TS'E U: A TEA-TASTER'S STORY. BY EDWARD GREEY. (SUNG-TIE.) WAS listlessly watching a party of maskers, who were posturing for the amusement of some, to me un- seen, ladies, in the court-yard beneath the windows of the apartment in which I was nominally a prisoner," said the Tea-taster, " when I heard the pit-a-pat of a small-footed lady in the corridor leading to my room. " My curiosity being excited, I turned from the window and peered down the passage, but, seeing the place quite de- serted, thought no more of the circumstance, and, throwing myself upon my matted couch, began to ponder over my posi- tion. Any hinderance to progress in travel is annoying, but mine was particularly so. I had been despatched by my house to our Chinese agents in Fokeen, with orders to buy up every picul of the new crop of black teas harvested in that district, arid my chop, or passport, directed all officials to see that I was not delayed or molested by turbulent spirits ; yet His Excellency, Kee-Foo, Vice-Lieutenant-Governor of Min Shau-u, had taken the responsibility of placing me under friendly arrest, and had confined me in one of the rooms of his Ya-mun, ostensibly on the pretence of protecting me from 62 LOTOS LEAVES. the rioters. It is true that the Chinese are somewhat demon- strative during the time of their New-Year festivities, but the fact was, a rival house in Hong Kong had despatched an agent with a heavy bribe to Mr. Kee-Foo, and the latter gen- tleman knew full well that, ere I reached the Woo-e Hill, my competitor would have purchased every picul of tea in the district. In vain I wrote to the unmoved official "that my orders were to proceed without delay " ; but he merely pen- cilled, " Impossible ; the people are in arms, and I am respon- sible for your head," across my memorials, and I was forced to submit. True, I could not complain of my accommoda- tions, and, the ladies of the house were evidently interested in my fate, judging by the presents of fruit and flowers I received morning and night ; but since the moment that I was introduced to my prison I had only seen one person, the servant who waited upon me, and he was a deaf-mute. Opposite to the wing in which my room was situated was a portion of the palace that was always kept closely screened. From the tone of the voices which proceeded from this part of the Ya-mun whenever the maskers did anything particu- larly amusing, I concluded that the ladies' apartments were situated there, and my surmise proved to be correct. I was wishing that some one would take pity upon me and pay me a. visit, when I again heard the pattering noise in the corridor. Cautiously rising, I crept to the open door, when I beheld a sight which at once astonished and delighted me, for there, laughing like a wayward child, just escaped from its nurse, stood a lovely girl about sixteen years old. She was of medium height, slender as a bamboo shoot, with an exquisitely formed oval face, straight nose, rosebud MISS TS'EU: A TEA-TASTER'S STORY. 63 mouth, and dark, full, liquid eyes, that pierced your very soul in their innocent earnestness ; her charming features being crowned with a profusion of long, raven hair worn en queue. Her lower dresses were of colored satin ; each gar- ment shorter than the one beneath, the outer being pro- fusely embroidered with golden chrysanthemums, and her upper robes, of soft tinted crepe, were covered by a long jacket of pale blue brocade, so thickly embroidered as to almost hide the beautiful fabric. The nails of her tiny, dim- pled hands were each three inches in length, and cased in jewelled sheaths, while her doll-like shoes shone from beneath her robes like golden foot-notes on an illuminated manuscript Instead of screaming or fainting, this charming vision, with imperturbable comic seriousness and grace, opened her coral lips and inquired, in Chinese, " Are you the honorable Fankwei ? " As this meant, " Are you the foreign white devil ? " I felt exceedingly amused, and could hardly retain my self-posses- sion as I ^replied, "Met jin* I am that humble, never-to-be-too-much-exe- crated animal ! " Advancing, at first somewhat timidly, yet gradually, as- sured by my respectful manner, and growing more confident as she neared me, she gazed innocently into my eyes and faltered, " Tell me all about yourself !" This was said so nai'vely that I was completely conquered, and, although I knew it was totally contrary to Chinese eti- quette, I placed my arm around her lithe form and drew her * Beautiful lady. 64 LOTOS LEAVES. towards me. Instead of repelling my advance, she nestled closer and, looking archly *into my face, said, "There was a rent in the mat which covers our window, and, my mother being below amusing herself by looking at the maskers, I I came here ! Now tell me about your- self. Do you eat human flesh ? No ! " " Certainly not ! " I quickly replied. " We are not tigers, as they represent us to you, nor do we treat our ladies as your men do theirs. In my country, America, women rule everything, and we almost worship them when they are as pretty as yourself!" " Worship them ! " she queried ; " how is that possible ? " " Yes, we are their slaves, and do their bidding ! Tell me your name, mei jin ! " Opening her bright eyes, and laughing at me with them, she slyly answered : " Why should I tell you my name ? When you go back to Mee-lee-kee you forget it ! " I protested "that as long as memory held," etc., etc., I should never forget her, and that I was really and truly in love with her! Not having a Chinese term by which to describe what we call love, I used the word worship, when she solemnly shook her head, saying, " To the gods, to your parents, to the spirits of your ances- tors, to your superiors, you burn incense and pay worship, but not to young girls! O you seen jin * I would like to go to. Mee-lee-kee ! " The look and the proximity of her cherry lips completed it, and I whispered* in English, for they never use the salute * A sort of Chinese angel. MISS TS'EU: A TEA-TASTER'S STORY. 65 in China, and consequently have no word to express the action, " Kiss me, ching neu ! " " Ke-e-es ? " she queried. " Yes, kiss me ! " I cried, suiting the action to the word. She sprang from my arms like a frightened child and ran from the Apartment. Fearing that I had offended her, I was about to follow and endeavor to explain her mistake, when she stole softly into the room, and, standing before me, gently clicked her lips, as though she had partaken of something delicious. "Are you angry?" I asked. " For what did you do that ? " she gravely inquired. " I feared that after all you were a man-eater, but when I found that I was not injured I thought you only did it to try my courage ! " " If you tell me your name, I will explain the mystery ! " I replied. . "My worthless name is Ts'eu ! " she demurely said. "It is an odious appellation ! " As Ts'eu means, literally, " a star," I told her that she had a charming name. "If you like it so much, tell me about the rite of ke-e-es me ! " she shyly observed ; adding, " Ke-e-es-me ! ke-e-es- me!" " It is thus performed, little Ts'eu ! In my country, when a man wishes to show how much he worships the lady of his choice, he places his arm around her, thus, she looks up * Innocent one. 66 LOTOS LEAVES. at him, just as you are doing at me now, you darling, then he pouts his lips, as I So mine, and you are doing yours, and he presses hers, so ! That is the American rite of kissing ! " Miss Ts'eu received the fervent tribute with evident de- light, but immediately after sobered down, and, looking sor- rowfully at me, pleaded: " O seen jin, I do not quite understand ! I cannot learn such a difficult rite in one lesson ! " I again pressed her sweet lips, and this time the kiss was returned ; however, the pause which succeeded the perform- ance did not augur a repetition of the exercise, but after a few moments she seemed to awaken from her revery and mur- mured, "Tell me again what you call that?" "Kissing, little Ts'eu!" " We have no such ceremony in our Book of Rites ! We have no name for such an act ! For thousands of periods we poor Chinese women have been ignorant of this delight- ful rite ! O seen jin, teach me, that I may become perfect in this!" I repeated the charming task, but soon in magnetic tender- ness of expression and delicate sweetness my pupil became my teacher. We felt like children stealing honey. After some moments Miss Ts'eu looked slyly up, and, quoting from an ancient song, chanted, " Jo lew ying fung"* " That is what / call KE-E-ESING ! " she added ; then, after * "The delicate willow meets the breeze." MISS TS'EU: A TEA-TASTER'S STORY. 6 7 glancing round, in order to ascertain if any one were watch- ing, she gently raised her lips to mine and whispered, " Ke-e-es me some more, seen jin Mee-lee-kee ! " The sound of her mamma's voice roused us from our dream of happiness, and, after exchanging one long, delicious salute, the fairy Ts'eu vanished from my sight, thus ending her first lesson. ANACREONTIC. ANACREONTIC. BY CHARLES GAYLER. ILL the cup ! Fill it up ! I 'm sad to-night. Let it sparkle clear and bright ; In it let me drown my pain. Fill it up ! Again ! Again ! I 'm sad to-night. Heigho ! 7 2 LOTOS LEAVES. Fill the cup! Fill it up! I 'm gay to-night. Circle it with flowers of light, Let me drink deep the witching draught, My soul 't will to Elysium waft. I 'm gay to-night. Ha ! ha Fill the cup! Fill it up! I love to-night. Wine to Love adds double might. To her ! to her of the laughing eyes ! My life, my joy, my paradise ! I love to-night. Heigho ! Fill the cup ! Fill it up ! I weep to-night. My tears shall flow by its ruby light. O'er the daisied sod, above the breast Of my loved one, where she lies at rest, I weep to-night. Heigho ! Fill the cup ! Fill it up ! I die to-night ! Pledge me once more the goblet bright. I come, bright spirit! Ah, joy divine! Ye conquer Death, O Love and Wine ! I die to-night. Ha ! ha ! THE THEATER. THE THEATER. BY JOHN ELDERKIN. " THOROUGHLY RESPECTABLE. ' Well, I think you will suit me. What is your name ? ' " ' Shakespeare, ma'am ; but no relation to the play-actor of that name.' " Punch. HIS is 1874, and yet the ancient antipathy to the stage exists in the full vigor of ignorant and vulgar prejudice, with a fair prospect of healthy survival until the day of final judgment. I once heard a brilliant writer, a critic of the drama, assert in a dogmatic fashion, that the stage is a sham from end to end, that all connected with it, from the reigning star to the meanest agent of the manager, know it to be a sham, and in their business act under the influence of the consciousness that they are perpetrating a fraud. With this as a motive, little, certainly, could be expected of the drama, but the charge is based upon a shallow fallacy which would condemn all art. The drama, in reality, pos- sesses the noblest domain of art, the direct representation of life. It conforms to all the definitions of art. It is the result of contemplation and a study of causes, and is a pro- duction in which knowledge and creative power are exercised. It yields in definiteness, depth, subtlety, form, variety, and beauty to no other of the arts, and in its appeal to universal 76 LOTOS LEAVES. humanity it excels them all. The illusions of the stage have a far greater degree of realism than the work of painter or sculptor, or that of the poet interpreted from the printed page. To produce them, all the arts co-operate, and, as near as may be, we have the action and passion wrought out with the heightening effects of personality, poetry, artistic adap- tation and sequence, costume, scenery, and every available accessory to give reality and power to the representation. It is not the art of the drama which is the cause of antip- athy and prejudice to the stage, and which has caused it to suffer condemnation of the Church. Dramatic art was born in the service of religion, and so long as it was its exclusive servant we search in vain for any anathematization of it. In order that this may be clearly shown, a brief sketch of the origin and connection of the drama with religion is necessary. The mysteries of the ancients, according to the best author- ities, were symbolical representations of religious history, and Greek tragedy in the beginning "was purely a religious wor-, ship and solemn service for the holidays ; afterwards it came from the temples to the theaters, admitted of a secular alloy, and grew to some image of the world and human life." The Hindoo drama was based on mythological narratives, and acted only on solemn occasions. In China alone, of all na- tions possessing a national drama, the ancient civilization has been so overlapped and obliterated by the changes and deposits of succeeding ages, that it is impossible to trace an original connection of the drama with religious observance. But the Roman drama and that of modern Europe was entirely derived from that of Greece. " It happened," says Addison, in the " Spectator," " that Cato once dropped into a THE THEATER. 77 Roman theater when the Floralia were to be represented ; and as in that performance, which was a kind of religious ceremony, there were several indecent parts to be acted, the people refused to see them while Cato was present. Martial on this hint made the following epigram : " Why dost thou come, great censor of the age, To see the loose diversions of the stage ? With awful countenance and brow severe, What, in the name of goodness, dost thou here ? See the mixed crowd, how giddy, lewd, and vain, Didst thou come in but to go out again?" The early Christian Fathers were nourished on Greek learn- ing, and, witnessing the effect of the Greek drama upon the multitude, the Apollinarii, A. D. 370, turned particular histo- ries and portions of the Old and New Testament into come- dies and tragedies. But previous to the Apollinarii, fearful of the influence of Greek literature and philosophy and the attractions of the Greek drama, the Christians had denounced all heathen learning. Chrysostom, in his homilies, cries shame that people should listen to a comedian with the same ears that they hear an evangelical preacher. About A. D. 378, Gregory Nazianzen, Patriarch and Archbishop of Constanti- nople, one of the Fathers of the Church and master to the celebrated Jerome, composed plays from the .Old and New Testaments, which he substituted for the plays of Sophocles and Euripides at Constantinople, where the old Greek stage had flourished until that time. " If the ancient Greek tragedy was a religious spectacle, so the sacred dramas of Gregory Nazianzen were formed on the same model, and the choruses were turned into Christian hymns." It was in a tragedy of 78 LOTOS LEAVES. this Patriarch that the Virgin Mary was first introduced upon the stage. Much of the rapidity with which Christianity supplanted the old faiths of Paganism is due to the facility with which it adapted itself to prevailing tastes and habits. Christian fes- tivals were instituted to supersede the old Bacchanalian and calendary shows and solemnities, and with very little change in the mode of celebration. During the whole of the Middle Ages the acting of mysteries or plays representing the mira- cles of saints, circumstances from apocryphal story, and sub- jects from the Old and New Testaments, formed an impor- tant part of every religious festival. These were often of a very questionable character, causing, even in those super- stitious days, the criticism to be made that there were many portions of the Scriptures unsuitable for representation in a play or mystery. But the mode of celebrating Christian fes- tivals during many centuries of the dark ages bore a nearer resemblance to the Roman Saturnalia than to anything so intellectual as a mystery ; and if mystery-plays at any time declined, it was because they were above the level of priests and people. The institution of pilgrimages gave a great impetus to the representation of mystery-plays in modern Europe. The pil- grims were accustomed to travel in companies, and in the various cities through which they passed took up their stand in the public squares, where they sang and acted in character, and afterward in public theaters, for the instruction and diver- sion of the people. In 1264 a company was instituted at Rome to represent the sufferings of Christ during Passion Week. In 1298, according THE THEATER. 79 to Hone, the Passion was played at Friuli,.in Italy; and the same year the clergy of Civita Vecchia performed the play of "Christ, his Passion, Resurrection, Ascension, Judgment, and the Mission of the Holy Ghost," on the feast of Pentecost ; and again in 1304, they acted the "Creation of Adam and Eve," the annunciation of the Virgin Mary, the birth of Christ, and other subjects of sacred history. These pious spectacles were so much esteemed that they formed a part of every great occasion, the reception of princes, coronations and marriages, and extended to every part of Europe. In France these plays were greatly in vogue, and gradually from Scrip- tural subjects came to represent a great variety of scenes drawn from contemporary life and profane history. This ulti- mately excited the jealousy of the Church and the active hos- tility of the clergy. From being the handmaid the theater became the rival of the Church, and the enmity ensuing, like a family quarrel, appears all the more embittered because of the previous connection. Here we have the key to the hostility and prejudice against the stage in modern times. In a document amongst the archives of the Parliament of Paris, it appears that on the iQth of December, 1541, complaint was made against certain persons who, having undertaken to represent the mysteries of Christ's Passion, and the Acts of the Apostles, " had employed mean and illiterate fellows to act, who were not cunning in these matters, and to lengthen out their time had interpolated aprocryphal matters, and by introducing drolls and farces at the beginning and end had made the performance last six or seven months ; by means whereof nobody went to church, charity grew cold, and immoral excesses were occasioned." 80 LOTOS LEAVES. The secularization of the drama was very rapid from this time, and the stage shared in the toleration which resulted from the multiplication of the objects of general interest to the common people, and the lessening rigor of opinion in matters of religious belief. But the distraction of public atten- tion from the churches to the theaters, " so that the preachers finding nobody to hear them left off preaching," and diminished revenues of the Church resulting from their desertion, were sore grievances to the clergy. They complained that the plays "occasioned junketings and extraordinary expenses among the common people," and in France the theaters were made to contribute a certain portion of their receipts to the poor, a custom which obtains to the present day. The precursors of the regular drama in England were mystery-plays, and the production of these plays is closely related to the progress of the Reformation. The Scriptures in English had been scrupulously withheld from the people, and the author of the Chester Mysteries, produced in 1328, was obliged to make three journeys to Rome before he could obtain leave of the Pope to produce them in the English tongue. The ecclesiastics were fearful that, once in posses- sion of the Scriptures in their own Jongue, the people would exercise private judgment, and their authority be diminished ; all of which fears were justified by the event. But the mystery- plays were in the hands of the priests, who " craftily used them to postpone the period of illumination, and to stigmatize by implication the labors of Wyckliffe." In this way plays became associated in the minds of the English Reformers with the " baleful errors and vain shows " of Papacy, and this led to the condemnation and persecution of the stage at a later day. THE THEATER. 8l After the Reformation, mystery-plays were composed to promote and secure the new order of things ; but Hone says, " There is no existing memorial of the representation of mys- teries in England since the latter end of the sixteenth cen- tury." The English puppet-show was also a vehicle for the production of mystery-plays, but in the adventures of the Punch of the puppet-show there is a complete departure from the mystery. Punch is always a " sensual, dissolute, hardened character, who beats his wife, disregards the advice of the priest, knocks him down, and exhibits a thorough contempt for moral reputation." That the attitude of Punch in the puppet-show was in a measure that of the early players of the English stage, seems to be probable from the way in which they are characterized in certian decrees for their regulation ; but an art which had been for so many centuries the companion and servant of religion had too healthy and strong a constitution to be smoth- ered in the muck in which it might happen for the moment to be cast. In a night it underwent a resurrection, and in its risen glory far outshone its previous estate. Under the domin- ion of the Elizabethan dramatists the stage became the rival of the pulpit as an eloquent teacher of morals and the vehicle of the most splendid literature given to the world since the days 'of the ancient Greek. The theatre afforded to Shake- speare and his contemporaries the. field for the employment of their genius. But the stage still had its trials and disabilities. Its legal recognition dates only from 1572, eight years after the birth of Shakespeare. In the royal license of that year players were assumed to be servants, and were empowered to play wherever 82 LOTOS LEAVES. it seemed good to them, if their masters sanctioned their absence ; and an act of Parliament of the same year suppressed all wan- dering players unconnected with noble houses, characterizing them in terms of contumely, and providing condign punish- ment for offenders. The stage thus suffered from the servitude in which, by the barbarism of the age, players were held. It also suffered from severe supervision, legal prohibition of the introduction of subjects drawn from politics and religion, sus- pensions for indefinite periods, and the persecution of ignorant and bigoted officials. Even when sanctioned by the court, befriended by the noble, and followed by the general public, the players got themselves into trouble by their own impru- dence and wantonness. Contemned and tolerated on every hand, recklessness and defiance were begotten in them, which led them to outrage law and custom. In this condition it is not a matter of surprise that the stage excited the animosity of the English clergy, and drew forth those extraordinary diatribes which cannot now be read without exciting mirth. By the year 1578, according to Mr. Arber, the clergy habitually attacked the stage. The distraction of the people from the churches was still the sore grievance. One of them says, " Wyll not a fylthye play, wyth the blaste of a trumpette, sooner call thyther a thousande, than an houre's tolling of a bell bring to the sermon a hundred." Another, Stephen Gosson, who had himself aforetime written plays, "perceiving such a Gordian's knot of disorder in every play- house as woulde never be loosed without extremetie," was moved to " bidde them the base at their owne gole, and to give them a volley of heathen writers ; that our divines considering the daunger of suche houses as are set up in London against THE THEATER. 83 the Lord, might batter them thoroughly withe greater shotte." There is a curious felicity in much of the logic launched by the worthy divines at the players, which is well illustrated by the famous syllogism of Master Coldocke, " The cause of plagues is sinne, and the cause of sinne are playes ; therefore the cause of plagues are playes." This logic appears to have been con- clusive, as licenses for playing, in the reign of King James, says Dr. Doran, were regulated by the greater or less preva- lence of the plague. The players were not unconscious of their power to punish these adversaries, and that they used it freely we have abun- dant testimony. The language which Shakespeare puts into the mouth of Hamlet shows how closely the stage resembled the press of the present day. Zealous partisans used it as a means of inflaming their followers, and public characters were reviled and caricatured, causing great scandal and just indig- nation. Citizens and justices were represented as " the most egregious of fools, arrant of knaves, and deluded of hus- bands." Jeremy Collier, commenting on the liberties taken by players with persons of quality, asks, " Must all men be han- dled alike ? Must their roughness be needs play'd upon title ? And has our stage a particular privilege ? Is their charter enlarged, and are they on the same foot of freedom with the slaves in the Saturnalia ? " That the clergy should come in for a share of the satire and pleasantry of the stage, considering the very aggressive position which they occupied toward it, is not a matter to excite any surprise or sympathy. The assertion of Jeremy Collier that its "aim is to destroy religion " will not hold good of the English stage of any period of its history. It is a hard thing to exact that the 84 LOTOS LEAVES. priest shall always be treated with the dignity which attaches to his office, regardless of the lack of it which may distin- guish his character and manners. And this is the demand which the clergy have always made of the stage. When hit, they have cried out, " Are the poets ordinaries ? Is the pul- pit under discipline of the stage ? And are those fit to cor- rect the Church, that are not fit to come into it?" But there is a ground of justification for the attitude of the clergy in the offences against morality which have flourished so luxuri- antly on the boards of the theater. The stage, from its nature, living upon the breath of popu- lar applause, must please or perish. It is the creature of its patrons, dependent upon the fashion and taste of the period, holding the mirror up to those traits and habits which are regarded with pride or complacency, and reflecting social vices as a foil to social virtues. When there is a confounding of vice with virtue on the stage, it may safely be assumed that they were previously confounded in the mind of the public which patronizes it. But the pictures presented by the stage react powerfully upon the public, by stamping and giving cur- rency to types of character, manners, and modes of life which otherwise would be less widely known and lack the definite- ness to induce imitation. The morality of theatrical repre- sentations is, therefore, a matter of vast importance, and imposes upon the stage obligations which have been too fre- quently treated with contempt, giving its enemies an apparent justification for wholesale arraignment and vituperation. The charge of licentiousness which both poets and players have sustained since Plato excluded them from his model common- wealth and Ovid was banished from Rome, to the days of THE THEATER. 85 Dumas the younger, and opera bouffe, is susceptible of too detailed a verification, and is too notorious to render any apol- ogy possible. With the multiplication of interests, increased complexity of relations, and refinement of manners, which characterize mod- ern society, the stage remains unemancipated from the presen- tation of lust. The appeal to sexual passion may be more veiled in expression, but in personal exposure and suggestive action it would be impossible to surpass the scenes to be witnessed on the modern stage, simply for the reason that " matters have already reached a point beyond which they cannot go." In place of the gross and indelicate compositions which our ancestors countenanced and admired, we have a lascivious musical medley wrought out by voluptuous figurantes, and a drama of adulterous intrigue, in which the moral inculcated is the utter helplessness and therefore innocence of the fe- male party to it. This drama has for its motive the con- donation of adultery and unchastity, and by a skilful play upon the passions, and the natural sympathy for a woman in distress, succeeds in confusing the mental perceptions and transforming in imagination a very weak, if not very wicked, sinner to an injured saint. In this insidious misrepresentation there is a sinister at- tack upon public virtue far more to be feared than the open assaults of the propagandists of passional freedom. In taking advantage of the phase of sentiment which ren- ders the production of these plays possible, the dramatists have probably no notion of disturbing the present relations of the sexes, but merely look upon it as a means of smug- 86 LOTOS LEAVES. gling the potent element of licentious sexual passion into the theater. There is no palliation of this in the assertion that the drama is necessarily a mirror of the actual life of the time, as in the " actual life of the time " there is always much which must ever be remanded from the stage. The effort to justify such representations by attributing them to humane im- pulses, is a stretch of sentimentalism fatal to all distinctions of right and wrong, a price at which all the humanity of the age would be dearly bought. " The imitation of an ill thing may be the worse for being exact," but certainly no good can result to the stage or society from the teaching that the pariah is entitled to the position and privileges of purity. The fascination which attaches to these plays, as well as to the more gross representations of the spectacular drama, is at bottom nothing but that of licentiousness, which is brought forward under cover of a plea for female emanci- pation from the trammels of duty. It is one of the results of the foolish agitation which has brought the distinctions of sex prominently before the public mind, exaggerated the in- fluence of desire, and thus given an impulse to unlicensed passion. The effect is partly owing to the lack of popular sympathy with high ideals of life, which has rendered audi- ences insensible to heroic delineations, and driven the theatre to the vulgar sensation which should be the exclusive prop- erty of the newspaper. A reform can only be brought about by an exhibition of the real evil, and a popular demand for plays which have a higher aim than to pander to sexual passion. " The stage is respectable only as it is respected " ; and in order that it may be respected, it must be preserved from motives that are as inadmissible in art as they are an- tagonistic to morality. THE THEATER. 87 But the presentation of licentiousness is an abuse, and not an essential feature of the drama. Dr. Channing says, " Po- etry has been made the instrument of vice, the pander of the passions ; but when genius thus stoops it parts with part of its power." The appeal to the lower instincts may draw crowds who delight only in sensuality, but the power ex- erted by the art is far less in degree, as it is lower in character, to that which is exerted when the impersonal and heroic instincts are properly addressed. The field of the drama is as wide as human experience and the sphere of poetic fancy and imagination ; being limited only by those restrictions which the usages of civilization have prescribed in reference to decency. It is not poverty of material which drives the stage to questionable sources, but the weakness of the dramatic genius which is compelled to make up for lack of power in treatment by the morbid fascination of for- bidden fruit. There is no degradation inherent in the stage as there is none in poetry, of which the stage is the interpreter. For a long time it held the same relation to poetry that the printing- press does to modern literature. It was through the instrumen- tality of the drama that the mass of people got their knowl- edge of the works of genius, and of history as well. It is by means of the stage that the mighty influence of Shakespeare has been exerted upon all English-speaking men and women, developing and modelling their intellectual structure. A great dramatic poet, said Goethe, if he is at the same time produc- tive and is actuated by a noble purpose, may succeed in mak- ing the soul of his pieces become the soul of the people, and this is what Shakespeare has accomplished. The drama is as 88 LOTOS LEAVES. old as the first story-teller who tried to make his listeners realize his narrative by appropriate rhetoric and mimetic ges- tures. It is a moving spectacle of life and action, the product of history, imagination, and art, by which a chapter of human experience is realized to a sympathetic audience. But the sympathetic audience is indispensable to the life of the drama, and it naturally seizes upon that which attracts. The stage sinks to the level of its patrons. "The drama's laws -the drama's patrons give, And we that live to please must please to live." In a purely mercantile community in which little is respected but money, it is not to be premised that managers and drama- tists will be over-nice about the matter which they serve up to the public, especially if the worse the mixture the more greedily it is devoured. The conductors of the theater are not artists or moralists, but simply business men determined, if possible, to present a fair balance-sheet, and therefore mainly intent upon first meeting the popular demand. They do not presume to rise above the popular taste, and in deference to a nice sense of propriety shelve pieces which fill their houses and pockets. It is hard to condemn them for not being wiser than the audiences which assist, and no condemnation would be just which did not include the latter. None*the less does the representation of immoral plays injure the proper standing and just appreciation of the drama. In reaping the harvest an odium is incurred which drives from the theater many who would otherwise be appreciative and influential patrons, and a stain is inflicted on all connected with it. The stage is not the only institution which reflects the THE THEATER. 89 infirmities of humankind. Government, politics, diplomacy, the press, the pulpit, and society are all afflicted, and its common origin forbids us to look to the stage for anomalous perfection. The mission of the stage renders it more liable to pander to the weaknesses of human nature, and to excite the censure of moralists. There is a perpetual struggle in the world be- tween duty and desire, work and play ; and it being the object of the stage to minister to human desire and pleas- ure, it is inevitable that in the conflict it should come in for abundant criticism and condemnation. But pleasure is essential to human well-being, and not even the religion which taught asceticism as the highest form of virtue was able to effect any important change in the conduct and opinion of the world. An institution, therefore, which has labored to lighten the miseries of existence by the cultiva- tion of pleasure, and by diffusing an atmosphere of contem- plation in which ideals of beauty and heroism are presented, has rested securely on the favor of the average mass of man- kind. Among the Latin nations, where the functions of govern- ment have had more of a paternal character than among the Germans, the idea has obtained that the theatre, like acade- mies and universities, could not rely upon the voluntary pat- ronage of. the people. In these countries the influence of vulgar tastes has been deliberately counteracted. Recogniz- ing the power of the stage to elevate the tone of public feeling and as a school of manners, the government in France has always, since the reign of Francis I., with the exception of a brief period during the Reign of Terror, granted a subvention to certain theaters of the capital, insuring the production of the 90 LOTOS LEAVES. masterpieces of dramatic literature and a high standard of histrionic ability. It is only by the resources and power of the stage that the masterpieces of dramatic literature can ever be adequately interpreted. In regard to his " Iphigenia," Goethe said the printed words were only a faint reflex of the fire which stirred within him during the composition ; the actor must bring us back to the first fire which animated the poet Eloquence, according to the same high authority, is the very life of the stage. The power and meaning of poetry are only half dis- cerned until interpreted by a master acquainted with the resources of manner and expression. Instances will suggest themselves to every one acquainted with the stage and the triumphs of great actors. It still remains the heritage of the stage to reproduce the nobler passions and heroic proportions of humanity. In our day the novel, a form of dramatic com- position in which elaborate description supplies in a measure stage accessories, has for a time partially supplanted the art of the theater. But this is only a temporary result of an introspective and reading age, and the return of a more healthy, objective habit of mind cannot but witness a revival of a higher interest in the drama. It will be ascertained that we have overestimated the value of reading, both for the acquisition of knowledge and the appreciation of poetry. In order fully to realize the past, all the accessories of action must be brought to bear on the senses and imagination. " The drama," says Bacon, " is as history brought before our eyes." No critic or commentator has the power which the actor possesses in his voice and action. A great actor takes on the individualities which he personates, and stands THE THEATER. QI to the world as if they actually live in him. In this way the drama reproduces the most precious of human memories, the persons and characters of the men and women of the past. "The real object of the drama," says Macaulay, "is the exhibition of human character. To this fundamental law every other regulation is subordinate." Herein is the difficult art of the actor. Voice, expression, dress, and action are important as they assist in justly representing character. The finest qualities of mind and feeling conjoined with high culture and careful training are manifestly necessary to an actor fitly to represent the characters delineated in the mag- nificent literature of the drama. An actor by true and deep feeling has the power of bringing the impalpable before our eyes. "We turn," says Percy Fitzgerald, "to the old portraits of actors, and are amazed at the speaking intelligence, the bustling vivacity, the lines and channels of thought and rest- less ideas worn into their very cheeks ; the roving, brilliant eyes, the lips about to move ; and from these character pic- tures we see how, by sheer training and power of intellect, they forced their features to signify what they represented." The decline of the stage at the present time may be traced in a measure to the neglect of this primary purpose of the drama to represent character. The demand for dramatic en- tertainment has outrun the means of our dramatic artists. The number of actors capable of representing character is ridiculously small as compared with the number of theaters. In order to make up for the deficiency of genuine histrionic talent, every available device of spectacle, furniture, dress, slang, grotesque contortion, and commonplace incident of daily Q2 LOTOS LEAVES. life has been seized upon and paraded upon the boards, con- stituting a ridiculous travesty of the drama. The failure of these permanently to attract and interest might easily have been foreseen and predicted. Every play of enduring interest .hinges upon character, for it is character which creates story ; and the interest is due to the free and natural development and manifestation of character in varying circumstances. This is the only thing which has inexhaustible interest, and it is upon this rock that the legitimate drama is founded, and upon which all amorphous, parasitical growths will be ground to pieces. There is a. gulf between nature and art which cannot be bridged. Art is essentially imitative, and dramatic . art is an imitation of the characters and actions of individuals by indi- viduals, and therefore calculated to provoke comparison of persons. Between one who acts and speaks greatly in a great place and occasion, and one who imitates his action and speech on the mimic stage, there is a vast disparity, to over- come which is the immense task of the actor. The very ex- altation of the character and scenes represented provokes an unfavorable parallel. However admirable the acting, the po- etry, the stage accessories, the imagination of the auditor, and however perfect the illusion, the afterthought that the whole is an imitation, a counterfeit presentment, comes in to lower the estimation of the assistants in the representation. This imi- tative character, inherent in the nature of art, must always affect the estimation and regard in which the members of the dramatic profession are held as public characters, but it in no wise detracts from their proper and reputable fame as indi- vidual members of the community. THE THEATER. 93 The unmerited disrepute in which actors have been held has exercised an evil influence by habituating the public to regard in them with an indulgent eye offences which have been severely reprehended in others. The strolling life led by actors in the early time, a feature of the actor's life which has not yet quite disappeared, was unfavorable to domestic virtue. In this way a low standard of social morality obtained and was tolerated. In fact, the sentiment that the private character of the heroes and heroines of the stage is a matter of slight concern to the public, and of small weight in the profession, is one of the most depressing influences which the best representatives of dramatic art have to encounter. The irregular manner in which the profession is recruited has also affected the standard of morality which obtains in it. Whilst excellence is as seldom attained in histrionic art as in any of the fine arts, a minor degree of dramatic power is one of the most common of human possessions ; hence the aspirants to the stage compare in numbers better with the audiences than with the companies of the theater, and the majority have- no conception of any training required properly to enter upon the theatrical boards. This latter belief is fostered by the produc- tion of spectacular pieces in which personal beauty and volup- tuous display are the principal requirements of one portion of the company. Under such circumstances, among numerous aspirants of about equal merits, the most unblushing and un- scrupulous are apt to claim public attention. A performance of such persons must be strictly a personal exhibition, a thing which is an offence to nature, and only to be regarded with contempt on or off the stage. The intrusion of amateurs of both sexes is a positive evil which at present there is no means 94 LOTOS LEAVES. of correcting. There is no school of acting, and barely a tra- dition of the requirements of histrionic art. Hence we have a class without the ability and training of actors, who have managed to obtain a connection with the theatre, to the in- calculable detriment and disgrace of the drama and its genuine followers. But when all that can be urged against the theater has been weighed, the sum of good which remains far overbalances the causes of censure. The number of plays in which plot, language, and action are decorous and elevating far outnum- bers the others, and these have the firmest hold upon public favor. The taste of the day may be low, but it is in the main pure. The majority want to be amused, and offences against decency lose a portion of their noxious effect from the super- ficial manner in which they are regarded. It is the intention which informs words and actions with immodesty, and that which is perfectly pure and natural may be so construed as to excite lewd attention and gratify a prurient taste. It must ever be remembered that it is always in the power of the public " to restrain the license of the theater, and make it contribute its assistance to the advancement of morality and the reformation of the age." The actor has to contend with influences which endanger self-control and evade discipline to a far greater extent than the worker in other fields. His profession requires a surrender of individuality, and absorption in the character to be repre- sented. This self-abnegation and a constant vicissitude of emo- tion have a tendency to unsettle the mind and induce vagaries of thought and conduct. His associations are all personal, and he is by nature peculiarly subject to the magnetic influences THE THEATER. 95 of sympathy and passion. We have the authority of Boswell that actors excel in animation and relish of existence. Their profession excites "liveliness and quickness of mind." There is something in the artistic temperament at war with cautious and prudent worldliness. These attractive attributes of the actor prove too often as dangerous to the possessor as they are fascinating to others. They are sought and pressed into society where the free and volatile artist abandons himself to uncontrolled delights, dissipates his energies, and loses that balance without which it is as impossible for actors as others to maintain just relations with the world. There has always existed a great affinity between authors and actors. Cicero was the friend of Roscius, and modern instances suggest themselves to every mind. The poet is indebted to the stage for the best reading of his verses ; the stage is indebted to the poet for the warp and woof of its pro- ductions. The literary knowledge of a well-equipped actor is necessarily extensive, and his perception of ideal and verbal relationships quick and suggestive. It is in the intercourse of these co-workers that we get the best view of the social character of eminent actors. This is especially the case in the history of the English stage ; for it is a curious fact in the social history of theatrical characters, instanced by the late Henry T. Tuckerman, that the English, notwithstanding their prudery and exclusiveness, first recognized actors and actresses of merit as companions. Goethe and Schiller in Germany were foremost in acknowledging their just claims upon society. Goethe interested himself actively to raise the esteem in which actors were held, showing the world that he held them worthy of social intercourse with himself, and securing their 96 LOTOS LEAVES. admission to the highest circles. Schiller was present at every rehearsal, and after a successful performance of one of his plays it was his custom to celebrate the event with the company of the theater. Of the French actor and poet Moliere, Goethe said, "There is in him a grace and feeling for the decorous and a tone of good society, which his innate beautiful nature could only attain by daily intercourse with the most eminent men of the age." But it is among the authors and actors of England that we have the most copious and pleasing records of mutual appreci- ation and regard. Any account of these reciprocal good offices would exhaust the space allotted to this " Lotos Leaf." It is enough, in conclusion, to cite the indignant answer of the Ettrick Shepherd to the question, " What can ye expec' frae a play-actor ? " " What can I expect, James ? " is the reply ; "why, look at Terry, Young, Matthews, Charles Kemble, and your friend Vandenhoff ; and then I say that you expect good players to be good men as men go ; and likewise gentlemen." We could point this reply with a far longer list of names, but we are still obliged to confess the truth in Douglas Jerrold's sorrowful sketch of the strolling player: "He is a merry preacher of the noblest lessons of human thought. He informs human clay with thoughts and throbbings which refine it ; and for this he was for centuries 'a rogue and a vagabond/ and is, even now, a long, long day's march from the vantage- ground of respectability." POEM POEM. FROM THE GERMAN. BY C. McK. LEOSER. HEN thy slender feet I gaze upon, Strange it seems to me, O sweetest maiden, So much beauty may be borne upon them ! When thy little hands I gaze upon, Strange it seems to me, O sweetest maiden, How they wound, and no scar torn upon them ! When thy rose-leaf lips I gaze upon, Strange it seems to me, O sweetest maiden, How my kisses find such scorn upon them ! When thy quiet eyes I gaze upon, Strange it seems to me, O sweetest maiden, Love's light seemeth still at morn upon them 100 LOTOS LEAVES. There my heart is. Do not tread upon My heart again ; such love, O sweetest maiden, No other souls have ever worn upon them ! Let my longing love-song die upon Thy heart ; for truer song, O sweetest maiden, No man's lips have ever borne upon them ! AN EPISODE OF THE WAR AN EPISODE OF THE WAR. BY W. S. ANDREWS. THINK there is but one other person who knows all the facts, certainly they will never find their way into history unless this account gets into print ; had they been known at the time, I have no doubt there would have been a " Congressional Committee " on it, and a " report." I could n't have helped being a witness ; I shall tell nothing now, that I might not have told then upon oath. There are many who will know the story to be true, when they read it here. Some who were actors in it may learn now, for the first time, how it happened that we were so badly beaten. Perhaps it never occurred to you that the lives of many men, perhaps the fate of a nation, may depend upon such a trifle as the jealousy or dislike of one general for an- other (instance Fitz John Porter and Pope at the second Bull Run), an attack of dyspepsia, a headache, or a glass of whiskey. You remember we were beaten at the first Bull Run by Johnston, who came up by a forced march just in time to turn the tide of victory. Beauregard was already beaten ; another hour, and his army would have been in full retreat, and the victory ours. 104 LOTOS LEAVES. But our wagon-train did not move as soon it was ordered and expected to do, and our army was delayed several hours in consequence. It is said that the delay was caused by a quartermaster who took "a drop too much," and went to sleep when he should have been at work. It was a mere trifle, only an hour or two lost, just one glass too many, a mere trifle. Yet how many weary months of warfare did it bring us ; how many thousands of lives were sacrificed to regain what it lost us, trifle as it was ! Every soldier knows that the slightest accident may bring defeat upon the ablest general, or victory to the poorest. But what I 'm going to tell you about was n't an accident ; if the result was not foreseen, it might have been : but you shall judge for yourself. The jealousy which always exists, in some degree, between the army and navy, wherever they are called upon to co- operate, is a most fruitful source of trouble, and oftentimes of disaster. It would not have happened but for that. But I must not get ahead of my story. I was the officer in charge of the signal-station at Gen- eral Gillmore's headquarters on Morris Island, where we had taken the Rebel forts Wagner and Gregg, and were waiting for the navy to complete the work. The monitors had lain for months waiting the order to advance on Charleston, but were detained by one fear and another. (They never did advance until Sherman, having taken the city from the rear, the fleet quietly steamed into the harbor.) Had there been a Farragut, a Rowan, a John Rodgers, or a Boggs in command, it might have been a AN EPISODE OF THE WAR. 105 different story. But Admiral Dahlgren was a timid officer, not that he did not intend to pass the forts, and take the city ; he planned and issued orders for an attack a dozen times, and as often postponed it. Before we took the forts on Morris Island, they were the excuse. Then it was Fort Sumter, even after that was dismantled. The chief fear, however, was of torpedoes among the harbor obstructions, and probably not without reason. However, the army, impatient to get into Charleston, and having done all that it could on the land, expected the navy to advance immediately on the fall of the Morris Island forts, as had been promised ; and after about six months of disappointments and delays, General Gillmore determined to attempt the capture of Sumter by assault. That fort had been reduced to a heap of ruins by continued bombardment, but the lower tier of casements, buried under the debris, was intact, and a garrison was maintained there. It was generally understood that there was not a very friendly feeling between the General and the Admiral, although they were as polite to each other in their official and social intercourse as two Chinese mandarins. Most of their official communication, being conducted by signals, passed through my hands, and I write only from my own knowledge. One day, early in September, 1863, at about noon, the General directed me to signal to the Admiral the information that he would assault Sumter, by boats, that night. Much to my surprise, there was returned, in a few moments, an answer to the effect that the Admiral had himself planned to assault Sumter that night, by boats from the fleet, and ask- ing "if the General had not heard of his intention to do so." 106 LOTOS LEAVES. The General replied that he was "very much surprised, had no idea that a boat assault was intended by the navy." Then followed a series of messages to and fro. Each was sorry that he had done anything to interfere with the other ; each thought it "very strange that both had hit upon doing the same thing on the same day"; each would gladly with- draw in favor of the other; "but, the orders having been issued, the men being ready," etc., etc. Then it was pro- posed that both parties should unite under the command of one officer, and, "being an expedition by water, the Admiral thought that the General would at once see the propriety of giving a naval officer the command." The General "would be delighted, certainly; the army forces would be under com- mand of Brigadier-General Thomas Stevenson, who would act under the orders of any naval officer of equal rank that the Admiral might designate." (At that time there was no such officer in the fleet, except the Admiral himself.) The Admiral was delighted ; " his force would be under the command of Captain , Acting Commodore." "The General was sorry, but an acting commodore was not a commodore, and could not therefore rank with a brigadier-general, and of course General Stevenson could not take orders from an inferior officer," etc. After some further correspondence on this sub- ject, the Admiral admitted that he could not send the ranking officer, but "he had failed, upon research and reflection, to find any precedent for putting a naval officer under the com- mand of an army officer, and so the expedition must go inde- pendent as to command, but would co-operate." The General "regretted this, but," etc., etc.; and it was so arranged. Then it was agreed that whichever party succeeded in cap- AN EPISODE OF THE WAR. 1 07 turing the fort should burn from the parapet a red light, seeing which the others would desist. Other matters remained to be arranged ; it was getting late, and for some time past there had been great difficulty in transmitting the signals, owing to the absence of the regu- lar signal officer of the flag-ship from his post. I therefore suggested to the General, that I had better go to the flag- ship, and arrange details verbally. He assented, and having received full instructions, I put off through the surf, in the General's boat. I found no difficulty in reaching a perfect understanding with the Admiral, a most urbane gentleman, as to the plan of assault. It was agreed that the naval party should leave the flag-ship at 9 p. M., and the army party, having a less distance to pull, about fifteen minutes later. The last words the Admiral said to me, as I left his cabin, were : " Tell Gen- eral Gillmore that my boats will start at nine, or later should he desire it. If he wishes delay you can signal me to that effect." It was then after seven o'clock, and I had a good half- hour's pull, bringing me to headquarters at about twenty minutes of eight. As soon as the General heard my report, he said : " Tele- graph to General Stevenson to start as soon as possible." I said, "Why, sir, under that order he will get off by eight, and the Admiral said his boats would not go until nine." For reply I received a very significant look, and a repetition of the order, which I at once transmitted to General Steven- son. That the intention was to outwit the navy by capturing 108 LOTOS LEAVES. the fort in advance of them, was plain ; and whatever my opinion of the plan, I had no reason then to doubt its suc- cess. But alas for human expectations ! General Stevenson got away soon after eight. He had perhaps fourteen hundred yards to pull, which would take at least twenty minutes. I was therefore not a little surprised, about ten minutes after he started, to hear a brisk fusilade from the fort. Instantly every other Rebel for.t in the harbor opened on Sumter, regardless of their own men, and for a few moments it was the centre of a terrible fire, when sud- denly a red light was shown from the parapet, and all was still. It was evident that the assault had been made, and the red light signified its success. Very soon General Stevenson came back, and reported that he was about midway from the fort when the red light ap- peared, and supposing the naval party to be in possession, he returned. I was a little surprised that the navy boats, which were not to have left the flag-ship until nine, should have reached the fort a little after eight. I afterward learned that the moment I left the Admiral he gave orders that his boats should start as soon as it was dark. General Gillmore and Admiral Dahlgren had designed to outwit each other, each being anxious to take to himself the entire credit of the exploit. We made a night of it on shore. Our chagrin at being outdone by the navy was forgotten in our joy at having captured the fort, and the sutlers did an unusually large business. AN EPISODE OF THE WAR. IOQ Next morning we learned the truth. The " Rebs " had read our signals. Had we used the "cipher" that would have been impossible, but the signal officer on the flag-ship* had never been instructed in its use, owing to the neglect of the senior signal officer, Captain Town, who hated the navy, be- cause he had once been treated with discourtesy on board the new " Ironsides." So we used the common code, easily read by the Rebels. But we didn't know that, until this affair taught us. We kept the secret to ourselves, though. 1 tell it in the interest of truth, and because no harm can come of it, now. Many noble fellows lost their lives by it. The -Rebels were fully prepared to meet the assault. It was our boys who were surprised. More than one hundred were captured or killed. Among the former were Porter and Franklin, two young heroes, afterward killed at Fort Fisher. None of us were proud of the exploit; but the recital of the facts now cannot be out of place, and is a simple act of justice. NOTE. I find no mention of this assault in the Rebellion records or in any of the official reports of General Gillmore or Admiral Dahlgren. It is, however, mentioned in Bonyton's " History of the Navy during the Rebellion." My official "Record-Book" containing the correspondence by signals was borrowed by Gen- eral Gillmore at the time, and never returned. SUNRISE AND SUNSET. SUNRISE. BY C. E. L. HOLMES. HE curtains of night's murky tent are torn ; Day's heralds, stealing through the welcome rent, Are streaming up the startled orient, And painting heaven upon the brow of morn. Aurora hath the palsied Samson shorn ; And back, amid the caverns of the hills, His phantom-crew of drowsy sentinels Are fleeing from Diana's hounds and horn. Full-orbed along the coroneted peaks, The amorous day-god for young Hebe seeks, Fresh pride sits on dame Nature's rotund cheeks ; The while her bosom quickening with new birth, Fulfils once more the promise made at first, When lusty Day espoused the fair young Earth. SUNSET. BY C. E. L. HOLMES. ROM orient to Occident once more The sun has whirled his blazing chariot's rims, And now his coursers bathe their wearied limbs In that aerial jasper sea, which pours Its baptism of golden spray sheer o'er The crimsoned bastions of that high sea-wall, Upon the foreheads of the hills to fall. Day passes outward through the jewelled doors, And star-eyed Twilight timorous dusky maid Steak in with backward glance and dainty tread ; E'en of her own sweet shadowy self afraid, Now half revealed, now wholly lost to sight, She dances coyly through the fading light, To rest in the enamored arms of Night. FAIRY GOLD. FAIRY GOLD: AN IRISH SKETCH. SHOWING HOW TIM DUFF WAS RUINED ENTIRELY BY TOO MUCH GOOD LUCK. BY JOHN BROUGHAM. " If you coort a dainty maiden, You may get nothing for your gains, But if you catch a Leprachaun, Goold, it will reward your pains." the romantic and visionary, ever yearning for something beyond the dull tangible reali- ties of every-day life, there is exceeding fas- cination in the brain-revellings of Faery. The components of Irish character render it pe- culiarly adapted to receive and cherish such impressions ; while the thousand-and-one anecdotes of fairy agency, vouchsafed for in every case as being " Gospel Truth," and related to the wondering youngsters by some old crone, stamp the traditions upon their minds until they have become a portion of their very faith. The Irish fairies are sufficiently numerous, and all as well classified, their positions assigned, and their duties defined, by j7//^r-naturalists, as though they were actually among the things that be. The first in order, as well as in usefulness, are the fairies par excellence, or, as they are usually denominated, " the Il8 LOTOS LEAVES. good people." Their occupations are of the most multifarious description ; and here let me call attention to the extraordinary similarity to be found between the imaginings of those simple, unlettered peasants, and the sublimest theories of philosophy. Grave, book-learned men have demonstrated the principle of atomic vitality pervading the universe. The Irish bog-cutter renders the theory into practice, and gives the imagination locality ; myriads of fairies, he is taught to believe, are inces- santly engaged carrying on the business of universal nature. Troops of them are filching the perfume from the morning air, to feed therewith the opening blossoms ; thousands of tiny atomies the while gently forcing the bud into existence ; the warm sunbeams are scattered over the chilly earth, borne on fairy pinions ; fairy-laden, too, the gentle rain is carried, drop by drop, plunging into the petals of a thirsty flower ; the little messenger leaves his welcome load, then flies back to aid his brethren. Thus the whole course of nature's being is supposed to be conducted by this invisible agency ; apart from the phi- losophy of the matter, one must acknowledge that those bright creations contain within them the very soul of poetry. There are various other individuals of the fairy genus, the Banshee, the Puckaun, the Fetch, or visionary reappearance of one dearly loved immediately after death, the most touchingly beautiful conception of all. My present intention is to illus- trate the position in Fairydom, occupation, and general charac- teristics of the Leprachaun. He is a fellow of no small impor- tance, as, in addition to his regular trade, that of fairy shoemaker, he is the custodian of all hidden treasure, knows the whereabouts of -every concealed hoard, and is, consequently, as much sought after as the gold itself. The tradition goes that if you catch FAIRY GOLD: AN IRISH SKETCH. a Leprachaun, a feat not easily accomplished, as he must be taken when wide awake, then countless gold may be secured for his ransom ; but if you touch a sleeping Leprachaun, the penalty is to have your cattle bewitched, and your eldest child an omadhaun (Anglice, idiot). There is something chivalrous in that same respect for a sleeping antagonist. However, a Leprachaun once in your power, you may keep him close prisoner .until he reveals the place where treasure is concealed ; but you must have your wits about you, or the cunning little rascal will be sure to cheat you. *One thing is in your favor, he is bound to answer truly to every question. Now, having introduced my subject, let me tell you what Tim Duff got by rinding a Leprachaun. When I first saw Tim, his appearance was certainly much more picturesque than elegant. His tournure could not be called metropolitan. He was supporting with his shoulder the side of a little sheebeen-house, called, with the usual conflict- ing combination, " The Duck and Griddle " ; his hands were listlessly " put away," one in his untenanted breeches-pocket, and the other in the breast of what, from its situation only, we must conclude to be his vest ; his coat, a huge frieze, in the dog-days, remember, fell negligently off from his brawny shoulders, discovering his " Irish " I don't think I should be justified in appending "linen" ; corduroy "smalls," patched at the knees with material so different from the origi- nal stuff that it must have required considerable ingenuity to procure it ; his thick woollen stockings were minus the entire feet, the deficiency being made up with straw, causing com- fort in the wear, and a sort of sliding scale in the article of fit, as a straw or two more or less made all the difference. 120 LOTOS LEAVES. One of his stockings had slipped down from under the piece of twine which gartered it, but, with stoical indifference, he let it take its course, justly imagining that if he pulled it up it would, most likely, fall down again ; so there it lay, fes- tooned in easy carelessness around a huge, muscular, and curiously hairy calf. Leisurely and with epicurean gusto he smoked a dhudieen, or short pipe, black with service, and in dangerous proximity to his nose, which seemed to have turned itself up to get out of the way ; singing between puffs, for his own immediate gratification, a self-laudatory song, the burden of which went to prove, beyond all manner of doubt, that he was a most extraordinary individual. v Here it is: THE SLASHIN' BLADE. TOM'S DITTY. Or a ! thin na (a sort of bagpipe drone to begin with}. Yu nice young maid-ens, where-e'er you be, Come gather round an' attind to me; A sportin' offur I 'm goin' to make, It's the heart" an' hand iv a rovin' rake. An' that Vmeself that's come to the fore; Me age is twinty, an' a little more. I won't owe much whin all me debts is paid, An' I am accountid a slashin' blade. Or a ! thin n na. The highest bidder shall have the prize, The sweetest lips or the brightest eyes; I '11 go dirt chape to the twinties, round, But for each year afthur I '11 have twinty pound. I 'm strong an' hearty, I 'm sound win' an' limb, I can fight an' wrassle, too, dance, drink, an' swim; Make love, make hay, an' use both scythe an' spade, An' the girls all say that I'm a slashin' blade. FAIRY GOLD: AN IRISH SKETCH. 121 Ora ! thin n na. Bid, my hearties, iv I 'm to your taste, I '11 rise the market iv yez don't make haste ; There 's a young heart-breaker wid a rovin' eye, That I 'd sell my sowl to, iv she 'd only buy. 'T is Molly Rooney is the girl -I mane, If she comes near me, why I 'm bothered clane ! O murther! there, I've done, you've spil'd my thrade, Do what you will wid your slashin' blade ! The easy nonchalance of the ragamuffin, and the delicious indifference with which he seemed to regard all sublunary matters, attracted my attention, and urged me to make some inquiries about him. " Barty," said I to " mine host," with whom I happened to be on terms of peculiar intimacy, for he knew the lurking- places of the " best trout in the stream," and could point out the lodging of a " big fish " with singular accuracy ; added to which, he had a " small thrifle " of whiskey, that, between you and me, had never troubled the gauger's stick, and it was n't a bit the worse for that ; besides, an uncommonly pretty But never mind, that don't belong to this story. "Barty," said I, " who is that devil-may-care-looking genius outside ? " " I know who you mane widout lookin', sir," replied Barty, winking significantly; "that's a karacthur." "A karacthur!" " Divil a doubt ov it. Why, shure an' that 's neither more nor less than Tim Duff himself," said Barty, with the air of a man who had just given a piece of astounding intelligence. Finding that I did not receive the announcement of the fact with the slightest appearance of awe, he continued, in a bless- your-ignorance sort of a tone, " A-thin, don't you know Tim Duff?" 122 LOTOS LEAVES. "I certainly have not that honor." "Not Tim?" " Not Tim ! " " Duff, that was ruinated horse and foot with too much good luck, by a blaggard Leprachaun ! The saints keep us, I did n't mane any offince ! " The anticipation of hearing a fairy adventure aroused me, and, humbly confessing my ignorance both of Mr. Duff and his experience, I solicited an explanation. "I'll tell you what I'll do," said Barty, with what I thought was rather an interested mixing up of circumstances. " I '11 dhraw a half a pint of potteen, to begin wid, and Tim shall tell you all about it himself." Well, in due time the potteen came, and with it came the renowned Duff, when he gave me the following account of his lucky ruination. " You must know, sir, that about a matther ov five years ago, come next Michaelmas, there wasn't a tidier boy nor meself to be found in the country. I had an elegant farm, wid lashins an' leavins of everything ; a hungry man niver entered my doors an' left it wid the same complaint. My rint was niver axed for twice, an' be the same token, I could bate any spalpeen of me age at hurlin', kickin' foot- ball, drinkin' whiskey, thrashin' the flure wid a purty collieen in a jig, or thrashin' the sauce out ov an impident vagabone in a faction fight ; an' to. crown all, I was miles deep in love wid the bluest eyed, sweetest tongued, tinderest hearted girl in the place. The heavens be her bed, she 's in glory now. Lost, lost to me ; an' me own doin' ! O Mary ! " There was a slight pause in Tim's narrative. One big tear FAIRY GOLD: AN IRISH SKETCH. 123 stood for an instant in each eye, and I began to tremble for his philosophy, when he suddenly seized the pewter measure, and as the tears, resolving themselves into two large drops, fell into it, took a terrible long pull at the fiery liquid, ex- claiming, with an approving smack, as he set the vessel down, " Well, any way, there 's comfort in that." Resuming his story, he proceeded : " The fact of it was, sir, the divil a one ov me knew how happy I was at all at all, until it was every bit gone ; an' so you may aisily suppose that what was left did n't do me much good. You see, I was n't continted wid havin' enough, but I was always wan tin' somethin' more ; at last, I had a stroke ov luck that made me fortune, an', more betoken, broke me complately at the same time. Envy, sir, and cove- tousness, them was my destruction ! I could n't see a betther farm than mine, but I longed for it. I never met a man betther off than myself, but I hated him for it ; everlastingly turnin' an' twistin', an' huntin' about in me own mind to thry an' think ov some way to make money in a hurry, thinkin', like a poor fool as I was, that if I had plenty of riches I should never know a care. It is foolish thinkin so, sir, is n't it ? " " Very," I replied, with as sententious a shrug as I could produce; the mental conclusion to which I arrived being uninteresting to any one but myself. "Well, sir," continued he, "to make a long story short, one summer night as I was frettin' myself to fiddle-strings about what was always uppermost in my mind, I fell asleep in a hurry, and was just as suddenly woke up again by the sound 124 LOTOS LEAVES. of a little tap ! tap ! tap ! an' a weeshy voice, a thrifle louder nor a cricket, singin' away as merry as a taykittle. Hollo ! what the puck is that, thinks I. I gave a sideway squint out ov bed, and what do you suppose I saw ? What but a Leprachaun atop ov the table, sittin' on a crust of bread and leatherin' away upon a lapstone about the size of a barley- corn. O, murther ! what a bump my heart guv, right up agin the roof ov me mouth, when I saw him ! There, right forninst me, was what I had so often longed for, or at least the means of gettin' it. His back was towards me, but I was afeard to breathe, lest the sound should start him off, for Leprachauns is mighty sharp at hearin'. Well, sir, as I was puzzlin' myself wid thinkin' how the divil I could manage to invaigle him, I sees him get up from his work, walk quietly across the table, and try to climb up the outside of a jug that had a spoonful of whiskey at the bottom. Bedad, it was as much as I could do to keep from burstin' out, to see the antics of him. He could n't manage it at all. At last, what does the cunning little blaggard do, but he rowls a pitaty over to the side of the jug, and gets atop ov it. "You may have some idea of the weight of the ruffian, when I tell you that, though it was an uncommon soft pitaty, he did n't even make a dint in the skin. " He was elegantly fixed then ; he could just lean over the top ov the jug, and dive his hat down to the bottom ; an' then he began to bail it out, and drink like a hungry herrin'. Why, sir, he must have brought up each time as much as would stan' in the eye ov a sorrowful flay. "Well, whether it was that the whiskey was above fairy- proof, or that the pitaty slipped from under him, I don't know, K/3 1 &ttftl&R4-ff. /:> FAIRY GOLD: AN IRISH SKETCH. 12$ but in he tumbled, body an' breeches, down to the bottom of the jug. The minute I saw that, out of bed I jumped and clapped my hand atop of the jug. 'Ha! ha! you little rag- amuffin ; I have you,' says I. " ' Let me go/ says he ; ' I 'm smothering ! ' 4 * ' Smother away/ says I ; 'the divil a toe you stir until you tell me where to find the threasure.' " ' Is it a threasure you want ? ' says he. "'It just is, Misther Leprachaun/ says I. " ' You shall have one/ says he. ' But only let me out ; I '11 be dhrowned here entirely.' "'Will you promise me that you won't do the shabby thing ? ' says I. "'Yes/ says he. 'But make haste, for I'm getting "as drunk as a lord.'" " Wid that, sir, knowin' he could n't go back ov his word, I put in my finger, the bowld Leprachaun made a horse ov it, an' I fished him out. Poor fellow, he was very drunk, to be sure ! " ' Here 's a pickle/ says he, ' for a dacint Leprachaun to be in/ " ' Sarves you right/ says I. ' What business had you to be stalein' a man's whiskey ? ' " ' Thrue for you, Tim/ says he. ' Sperrits will be me ruin ; av I don't take the pledge, I 'm a gone fairy/ "'But come/ says I. 'About this threasure.' " ' Don't hurry/ says he ; ' misfortunes come time enough/ " ' What do you mane by misfortune ? ' says I. " ' You '11 find out soon enough, if you must have this money/ says he. 126 LOTOS LEAVES. " ' Divil may care/ says I. "'Well, then, Tim Duff/ says he, 'you haven't far to go. Twelve feet from the kitchen door, dig twelve feet down, and find that which will make you rich, and poor ! ' "'Thank you, long life to you.' " I looked round an' he was gone ; went out like a candle puff. The broad daylight flashed across my eyes, an' I was sitting up in bed starin' at nothin'. 'Twelve feet down/ says I. ' Now or never.' So up I gets, takes a pickaxe and shovel, an' without sayin' a word to anybody, dug away for the bare life. After about an hour's work, seein' no signs of the threas- ure, I begun to think that it was dreaming I was all the time, when the pick struck something that guv a clink. Hurroo ! thinks I, my fortune 's made. With fresh will I shovelled away, and at last, by dint of tremendous exertion, rather than call any one to help me, I succeeded in gettin' a big earthen pot up to the surface, rolled it into the house, and, throwing myself into a chair, pantin' for breath, and the tears rowlin' down my cheeks, I looked at it for as good as an hour. " I knew it contained money, but I could n't bring my mind to smash it open. Just like a cat, the hungrier she is the longer she plays with the mouse. At last I started up, got my shovel, and gave the pot a savage crack. Bash ! it flew into a thousand pieces, ' and out splashed a beautiful yellow shower of guineas. I '11 never forget the shiver of delight the sound of thim guineas sent into my heart. The Leprachaun had redeemed his word, I was a rich man ; but the remainder of his promise had yet to be fulfilled, and it was. The first calamity that befell me began upon the in- stant. In liftin' the tremendous weight, I twisted somethin' FAIRY GOLD: AN IRISH SKETCH. 127 inside of me back, that has nearly driven me crazy ever since, and all the physic in the world can't put it straight again. Then I removed to a larger farm, where, not knowing the land as well as that I was used to all my life, crop after crop failed. But the crowning curse remains to be told. In the pride of my heart, and in the selfishness of increased means, I slighted her for whom I would have died before. I deserted killed my Mary. No, no ; it was n't me that killed her ; it was the gold, the accursed gold ! Well, sir, after her death an unquenchable thirst came on me, drink ! drink ! I cared for nothing else, lived for nothing else. I need n't tell you how that swallows up everything. Worse luck followed bad, until at last the chair my mother nursed me in, that her mother nursed her in, was taken from my door by a grasping landlord. And I stood before a cold hearth, and an empty cupboard, a broken-hearted man ! " The world has been a desert to me ever since, but I have learnt to look on rain and sun with the same face." THE HAWK'S NEST. THE HAWK'S NEST. A RIDE IN A STRANGE PATH. BY GILBERT BURLING. . EFORE these hurrying days of railroads, travellers through Virginia made their journeyings in the slow old conveyance of the stage-coach, and had time, as they passed, to dwell upon the natural beauties of the way. From Kentucky, and the States comprising the then Southwest, the near- est route to the Capitol at Washington was over the old Vir- ginia Turnpike, which runs along the Kanawha River from Charleston, across it at Gauley, over Gauley Mountain, and be- side New River for a long distance. Henry Clay and his con- temporary lawgivers used to take this road on their annual way to their seats in Congress ; and therefore it happened, in their time, that the magnificent scenery of the region was well known to them, and through their reports celebrated to the nature- loving of that generation. To-day the tide of travel flows else- where, and the only visitors to these scenes are the few whose business brings them by the old coach line from Lewisburg to Charleston, or Charleston to Lewisburg, perchance stray tour- ists who remember to have heard of the " Hawk's Nest " from their fathers. At a point just off the road, and some seven miles from the 132 LOTOS LEAVES. great Falls of Kanawha, this great rock stands. It rises more than a thousand feet straight up from the river-bed to an equal height with the mountain, of which it is an enormous, grim but- tress, frowning over the immense extent of country it surveys. Even with the unimaginative dwellers thereabouts, so remark- able a feature in the landscape cannot wholly Tail of romantic incidents, or legends born of superstition. Many of their stories have already found their way into print, but I am not aware that the veritable incident of its discovery by "curly-haired McClung " a startling incident to him has ever been pub- lished. The exact date of McClung's adventure seems to have been forgotten, but I have it on the authority of an " oldest inhab- itant " that it happened on a certain summer's day some eighty odd years ago. The old man was following his favorite occupa- tion of hunting with his dogs, when he unexpectedly came upon a bear, treed at very close quarters. Being so placed that he could not " draw a bead " on a vital part of the beast, for the leaves and branches in the way, and fearing that Bruin might jump down and make off if he approached too nearly, McClung was moving cautiously backward, step by step, in order to find an opening through which to take sure aim, when he chanced to glance behind him, and find himself close to the edge of an unsuspected and frightful precipice, over which another step would carry him, to fall whirling through the blue air, hundreds of feet down to the dashing stream below. Terribly startled, he forgot the bear on the instant, and rushed away from the dan- ger in a state of trepidation no other peril in life could have caused him. It is even said that he took to his bed for two entire days, before he could recover himself; and that for weeks THE HAWK'S NEST. 133 after he could not muster courage to look again over the precipice from which he came so very near making the dread " last leap." After McClung's discovery the rock became well known to the hunters of the Gauley, who named it the Hawk's Nest, either from its commanding position and inaccessibility from below, or because of the numerous hawk's-nests yearly built in the convenient caverns which enter its sides a little way below the edge. Happening, at one time recently, to be making a limited tour of observation in that part of the country, I had an opportunity to make a sketch of this famous rock from the opposite side of the river. It is a new point of view, from which the rock itself appears the most prominent feature of the scene. I had been riding for several days through Fayette County, back of Cotton Mountain, and was on my way to meet an .im- portant engagement at the Kanawha Falls, when I found the road leading me very near the desired spot. The natives told me that by keeping the road to Miller's Ferry until I came in sight of the building there, I would find a mule-path to the left, towards down the river, which would lead me where I could get the best view of my subject, and afterwards to the Falls by a short route. The mule-path proved to be a very recent one, easily found, and I struck into it with a simple, confident feeling of satisfac- tion only to be excused by want of experience of the country I was in. My steed was a quiet, well-conditioned animal, which I had hired from a farmer at the Falls a few days previously ; and her knowledge that her head was turned towards home was instantly apparent in her altered gait, leading me to believe she knew the road we had entered upon. 134 LOTOS LEAVES. By the time we (the mare and I) arrived at the best view of the rock, the path had become so bad as to be only just prac- ticable ; and with a mind made up to return by the good road over Cotton Mountain, on the theory of " the longest way round is the shortest way back," I dismounted, tied my, or rather Farmer Muggleston's, gray mare to a tree, and sought the most effective point from which to make the sketch. At length I determined upon a seat on a convenient stump, from whence the Hawk's Nest seemed to overhang the sturdier but less graceful cliffs about it. Along its edge, where the light clouds of river mist seemed hanging, were a few trees, ragged and small as seen from below ; and under it great black seams, or scars, divided the ledges of yellow sandstone with openings like caves, at whose yawning mouths lay bands of reddish earths, or pebbly conglomerate, to which cedars clung here and there, grasping the very face of the precipice, and in the effort dis- torting themselves into various clutching forms, holding on for life. Lower down column-like rocks rested on tremendous masses of whitish limestone, which became smoother and less seamed as it approached the base at the river-bank, where trees, towering nearly two hundred feet, looked only well-grown bushes by contrast with the height above, in front of which, like guar- dian spirits of the gorge, a pair of large hawks kept watch and ward in airy circlings, on unmoving wings. Soon, too much interested in this magnificent study to watch the western skies, I found a thunder- squall upon me unawares, unnoticed until it began to throw its broad black shadows over the scene, and to open thunder-charged columbiads among the resounding echoes of the New River hills. Then the rain put a temporary stop to my work, and so delayed me that by the THE HAWK'S NEST. 135 time my drawing was roughly completed it was half past four o'clock. In consequence of this delay it was hardly possible to get to the Falls before dark by the Cotton Mountain road. The mare could easily travel three miles an hour through the path. There were still three hours of daylight, even if the clouds the squall had left behind did not disperse ; and so, by keeping on, I could reasonably hope to reach my destination in about two hours and a half, if, as I had been told, the distance was only seven miles from where I struck in. If it proved nine miles, it would still be accomplished in time. Besides, I had been reas- sured, while sketching, by the passing down the path of a ridden mule and a led one. For these reasons I decided to keep on, in spite of the bad road and threatening weather. To prepare for rough riding with my various sketching impedimenta necessi- tated some further loss of time, but it was not long before I was mounted and on the way, which shortly became very villanous, for the old mare went constantly stumbling over sharp stones, sliding down clayey hills, or walking cautiously in the narrow path as it led along the steep side of a precipitous bank, or sur- mounted an outlying bowlder of the great piled-up rocks to the left, above. More than once again I thought of turning back, but was always encouraged to go on by seeing the fresh tracks of the mules before me. I must also confess to a certain fool- ish, pleasurable excitement, at the spice of danger in such rough riding. The old steed, too, was on her mettle, and showed signs of excitement by the way in which she pricked up her ears and snorted with satisfaction at every bit of good road. And then, who could be blind to the new beauty of these woods, so differ- ent from the beauty of the Northern forests, to me much better known ? 136 LOTOS LEAVES. Great magnolia poplars, with towering stems, grew up from the right-hand side far below, and only put out their luxuriously clothed branches when they could come to a view of the sky on like terms with the growth higher up on the hillside. Through their crowded trunks the river could be seen dashing and foam- ing with a rush and a roar which continually deceived me with ideas that the Falls themselves were very near at hand. There was but little underbrush, except in places where huge square, green-capped bowlders lay nearly concealed by groups of the great Southern laurels, which thrust up their long glossy leaves, as if in conspiracy with the mosses covering their tops, and drooping about them so as to hide their hard gray sides. These rhododendrons were all in blossom, and seemed further inten- tioned by displaying their rosy beauty to most advantage, lavishing their flowers in contrast to the darkest shadows, or against the neutral blackness of the backgrounds of hemlock- trees which stood in clumps through the wood. An hour and a half of such riding brought me to a small opening in the forest, and sharp upon a " branch," or mountain brook, rushing like a river, with the accumulated waters of a dozen streamlets, swollen by the recent rains. The ford across looked too dangerous for a stranger to at- tempt, and I should have been obliged to retrace my steps, even then, had not the ringing strokes of an axe told of possible assist- ance from a short distance above. Leaving the mare " hitched " to a laurel-bush, I sought the wood-chopper, and after much tribulation in scrambling through the under-brush contrived to get sight of him, and of some other workmen who were erecting a shanty on the farther side. The stream brawled so noisily that it was quite impossible for the men to hear what I said or THE HAWK'S NEST. 137 shouted, and it was not until I found a fallen tree on which to cross that they comprehended who I was, or what I wanted. On learning that I was a stranger, one of them kindly volun- teered to bring my horse over. When he had ridden through the ford, which he did with enviable address and caution, he commended my prudence in not attempting the crossing at such a time, for he said that one of the mules which had just preceded me to the shanty had been carried off his feet by the rush, and was very nearly swept out into the river. He in- formed me that the work going on was for the new railroad, and that the mule-path had only been cut for the use of the engineers and surveyors of the corps of construction. It was now so near night that I left my chance friend with hurried thanks, and rode on so quickly that I forgot to ask him how far I had yet to go, or what sort of riding I might expect. It was grandly picturesque, but even more up and down hill than before. Lofty pines rose in vain attempts to thrust themselves higher than the perpendicular rocks behind them, while creepers and parasitical vines clustered so thick about the tree-trunks, that the hidden roots of them seemed to start from the far depths below. At length we ascended the moun- tain-side somewhat higher than usual, and came quite unexpect- edly upon the most dangerous piece of path I ever saw. An enormous wall of shaly rock reared itself perpendicu- larly high up on the left side ; before us ran the path, not a foot wide was it, the mere edge of a shifting bank of frag- ments, loose, sliding, and crumbling, built of the fallen scales of the shale. Having come so unwarned upon this perilous spot, concealed as it was by the curve at its approach, the mare had already advanced too far upon the narrow part of it to retreat ; 138 LOTOS LEAVES. for in an attempt to turn around, she would be certain to push herself off the ledge. On the right hand was a declivity of unstable fragments slip- ping to the water's edge ; on the other side, the rock straight up. There was no alternative. . We must go on. I saw that a man could pass to the firm ground on the other side of the cliff safely enough, if his head did not get whirling, and his nerves were steady. There might be room for a horse's feet ; possibly, only possibly, for the projections of the body the shoulders, the belly, and the thighs to pass the rock. I dismounted, slung the satchel and sketching-traps over my own shoulders, took off the near stirrup, and fastened the projecting flap of the old saddle down with its leather, that it might not touch the rock, drew the bridle over the old gray's head, and led her along the little ledge with the momentary expectation of seeing her sliding, rolling, bounding, crashing down into the river, three hundred feet below. She was sure-footed, that old mare ; she balanced herself like a gymnast ; the ledge did not give way as she trod it, but, as she lifted each hoof, the path crumbled from the place where it had rested, and the fragments rustled down the bank, detaching other fragments in their course, until the whole mass appeared sliding away, with a sound like stormy wind among the trees. We had crossed safely, but the path was gone Ordinary risks seemed as nothing now, and we pushed on rapidly as the woods became more open. When we had passed the mountain, I again thought I heard the distant roar of the Falls, and my spirits rose a bit in spite of the rain, which was coming down briskly. THE HAWK'S NEST. 139 For the last hundred yards the path had been actually smooth, and wide enough to trot on, when it suddenly went down hill. At the moment of reaching the bottom, where alder-bushes grew dense on the banks on either side, a most villanous-looking man started out into the path ahead of me. He was clad in an old overcoat of Rebel gray, and looked a typical bush-whacker as he stood regarding my approach with evil glances. It occurred to me instantly that he might not be alone, might be accompanied by other desperate fellows, and mean mischief. It was an unpleasant shock ; but the impulse of the moment being to "open the ball " if necessary, I pushed my horse up to him, and asked, " How far is it to the Falls ? " " Dunno, rightly, how fur." " Is it two miles ? " " Heap more 'n that. Reckon it 's three. They '11 tell yer down ter the shanty." There are more of them then, thought I ; and in my nervous- ness I took my revolver out of its already convenient place in my belt, and put it in the side-pocket of my overcoat, as I rode rapidly on : for the road was again good for a piece. Soon I came upon the shanty the man had spoken of. There were a crowd of laborers gathered about it, a railroad gang, as I saw at a glance. They were not dangerous, but they were unpleas- ant and lawless ; so, although they shouted to me to stop, I only dashed along faster, until the path grew as bad as usual. It was now after seven o'clock ; only half an hour more of daylight, and at least three miles more of this work. I began to feel as if I were lost, and must spend the night in the woods ; which is a very disagreeable thing to do in the rain and alone. 140 LOTOS LEAVES. Now, the road led down close by the river, across a bank of sand ; and then in full view of a rough-built house of new boards, with cheerful lights shining through the windows. As I rode up to it, a negro man came to the door. I could get^over the bad part of the path, he thought, before it became too dark, if I hurried on, from there it was only a mile to the Falls, and a good road. From this house the trail was plain for a few hundred yards, when it led out on a flat rock, and was lost in the river, now very high with the freshet. I turned back and cast over the ground, thinking it possible that the true path was up on the hillside, but, failing to find it there, concluded to return to the house of the cheerful lights, and to ask a shelter for the night. The negro again came forward in answer to my summons, and, upon hearing my request for a lodging, referred me to the Cap- tain, who presently appeared at the door from an inner room, to give me a polite but firm refusal. Bright hopes were dashed in an instant ; but, being in extremis, I urged my forlorn con- dition, and presented my card, with an explanation of the cir- cumstances which led me to' seek the hospitality of strangers in such a persistent manner. On learning that I was not a " rail- road-man," the Captain relented, told the negro, Tom, to look out for my traps, and ushered me into his sitting-room, comfort- able with a warm fire and the incense from several pipes of fragrant Virginia weed. The smokers were the associates of the Captain in his surveying corps, and he soon put me at ease by the perfect courtesy of his informal introduction to them, and to a superabundant supper, made ready by Tom in a few minutes. To my surprise and delight, he seated me at a table furnished in the most highly civilized style. THE HAWK'S NEST. 141 A damask tablecloth adorned with a service of polished silver, and gold-edged china of a delicate pattern, all laden with choice edibles, of which eggs, nicely fried bacon, creamy wheat-biscuits, and delicious coffee formed the staple articles of what would be a goodly feast at any time, but doubly and thrice welcome to one who, only a few minutes before, had expected to go supper- less to bed in the rocky forest under a coverlet of drizzle. How I appreciated all this, those good fellows can never know ! One, not in like straits, can but dimly imagine the sense of real comfort I felt, as I sat in that luxurious chair, with the white-jacketed Tom ready to hand more biscuits, or refill my coffee-cup ; the rain the while pouring down in a great deluge on the sounding roof. And when bedtime came, instead of letting me take my blan- ket in a corner, as I proposed, Monseigneur must needs share his bed with me, a stranger. Truly my "lines had fallen in pleasant places," and, giving way to the benign fates, I consented to lay me down to sleep between the fair sheets, where Morpheus straightway embraced me, and sent me visions, now and again, of overhanging rocks, narrow paths, gray mares, and blear-eyed fellows in lonely lurking-places. The night passed thus, very restlessly, as' night often does to one whose nerves have been on the strain of novel sights and thoughts. When the morning came, the rain still fell, and it was late when I took leave, I hope not forever, of the excellent gentlemen into whose pleasant so- ciety the mule-path had led me. I found the trail very difficult to make out, even in broad day, at the place where I had been at fault the night before. It was confused by numerous blind tracks leading to it, and was only plain when it merged into the unmistakable railroad embank- 142 LOTOS LEAVES. ment, which had been pushed from the other end. The road along this was easily passable, until I came to a piece of fresh work, where I was obliged to dismount in order to pass along a steep hillside where there had been a great sand-blast which had filled the way with sharp debris not yet levelled off. Trust- ing in luck to cross it, luck had so favored me in my ride hitherto, I attempted to lead the mare over the cruel place. It was not enough that she had stood supperless in the pelting rain all night, that she had carried me all the day before on one feed of oats ; 'but I must put her at this new trial. It was shameful, and I was near getting my deservings ; for, in stepping to the farther side of a cut, I slipped and fell, my leg catching in a hole under and between the stones. For an instant I was held motionless, while my horse stood on an insecure piece of rock above me, gathering and balancing herself to step down where I lay, helplessly dreading the descent of her iron-shod feet, of which at least one crushed and mangled limb would be the inevitable result. By a desperate effort I succeeded in dragging myself out of the hole at the very instant the terrible hoofs came down. Poor old mare ! Her forelegs slipped from under her into the same trap where I came to temporary grief; and she came down heavily on the jagged points of the fresh-broken stones, struggled for a moment, groaning sadly, and then, by a great effort, managed to regain her footing and get on safe ground, where she stood, trembling on her gashed limbs, and gazing at her torn flank, as it heaved with pain and fear. She had, how- ever, sustained no disabling injury, and I ventured to remount her, and proceed at a slow pace to the Falls, and thence to Farmer Muggleston's stable-yard. THE HAWK'S NEST. 143 To this farmer's praise be it said, that he did not make the injury to his property, severe but not dangerous, the excuse for extorting a large sum in damages ; but, believing them the result of a pure accident, accepted so small a compensation as a five- dollar bill with a good grace that many of his Northern superiors in education might do well to emulate in like case. Then he bid me " God speed," and I went my way on foot with rather an exalted opinion of the native " West-Virginian," a determina- tion to ride no more unknown mule-paths, and in my portfolio the sketch of the Hawk's Nest, from which was drawn the little illustration which gives the title to this paper. To A FLOWER. TO A FLOWER. IN THE STYLE OF HERRICK. BY C. FLORIO. J ,O to my love ; and tell her from my heart How much I love! Go to my love ; .and tell her should we part No salve could heal the smart I then should know. What shall I do My love to prove ? Go to my love ; and tell her she 's more fair Than lilies are. Go to my love ; and tell her all the air Around breathes perfume rare When she doth move ; And gales of love Her tenders are. Go to my love ; and tell her here I lie And weep and sigh. 148 LOTOS LEAVES. Go to my love ; and tell her that I die If she pass coldly by And give no chance Or pitying glance From her bright eye. Go to my love ; and tell her this, O flower ! And watch her face. Go to my love ; and tell her that her power Enthralls me so this hour That, lest I die, She must reply With loving grace ! THE PHYSICAL REQUIREMENTS OF SONG. THE PHYSICAL REQUIREMENTS OF SONG. BY CHARLES INSLEE PARDEE, M.D. f T is frequently said of eminent singers, that " their vocal organs are of exquisite construction." The remark is so often repeated, that we are led to regard it as the expression of a general belief, that vocalists are endowed with unusual physical attributes, neither inherited nor to be acquired by the masses of man- kind. It cannot in truth be said that this impression is entirely without foundation ; but if by the expression it is intended to convey the idea that the basis of vocalism is a larynx of pecu- liar anatomical form or of rare functional power, it may mis- lead us. Setting aside the singular mental and emotional bias which seems to be essential to the musical artist, and taking into consideration the physical requirements of song only, we have two factors which enter into its production, namely, the vocal organs i. e. the mouth, larynx, and trachea and the ear. The action of the vocal organs is easily explained. The wasted product of respiration, the breath, is forced through a chink in the larynx, and sound is created, while form and expression are given by the mouth. That words are formed 152 LOTOS LEAVES. by the mouth, without the aid of the larynx, is a fact easily proven, as every one knows that he can distinctly express himself in a whisper. The larynx is essentially a double-reed instrument, the vocal cords being analogous to the reed of a musical instru- ment. The vocal cords are thrown into vibration by the breath, and sound is produced, the pitch being determined by the rapidity or slowness of movement. This, in turn, is regu- lated by the tension of the cords ; sounds of the highest pitch requiring extreme tension, sounds of the lowest pitch extreme relaxation of those organs. The different positions of the cords are caused entirely by muscular action. While the parts are at rest, air passes in and out, in the act of respiration, causing no sound, as then their relations are not favorable to its production. Thus the larynx is the organ of sound ; but the larynx and mouth are the organs of articulate speech. These organs are susceptible of the highest cultivation, and their functional perfection can only be attained by training. It is gymnastic exercise of the muscles, acting on the parts, which is required, systematic practice of their functional qualities, subject to the will. That is all. Within the regis- ter of his natural voice, any one can attain mechanical pre- cision of vocal expression. Even the register may be increased by the simple expedient of exercise. What, then, is so essential to the physical requirements of song, that the few who possess it are regarded as phenom- ena? It is an ear of exquisite function, such as rarely exists. The ear is as important as is the operator to the transmis- sion of a telegram. It is the conductor, the critic. Wit- THE PHYSICAL REQUIREMENTS OF SONG. 153 ness the person whose deafness is of such high degree that he cannot hear the sound of his own voice, and listen to his harsh, unmodulated tones. Witness the deaf-mute, mute only because he is deaf, with vocal organs that are probably ana- tomically perfect, but with no guide in that process of imitation, which in the general way constitutes man's training, from the imperfect articulation of the words "papa" and "mamma," in babyhood, to the highest form of vocal expression. Of our special senses, the ear is the organ of tune. Its function is to receive the succession of sounds, musical notes, the various peculiarities of articulate speech, and to measure the periods of silence. It is the register of the properties of waves of sound, the intensity, quality, and pitch, con- veying to the brain an impression of the relative intensity of the sound created by the firing of a cannon and of a pistol ; of the quality of the sound of a violoncello or of a violin^ the pitch of the soprano and bass voices. If per- fect in its functional property, it registers the whole ; but if not, either through irregular development, or- because its nor- mal condition has been changed by disease, it may do so but partially, and the unfortunate possessor of such an ear, par- ticularly unfortunate if he desires to sing correctly, ascertains that he is unable accurately to determine the pitch of certain sounds, and that his most careful attempts to reproduce them result in discords. Moreover, he may observe that he cannot appreciate the quality of sound. Physiologically considered, the human ear is not a homo- geneous organ, but the different parts are for the appreciation of the different properties of sound ; and the absence of one part, for instance, that which registers the quality, or the 154 LOTOS LEAVES. pitch, would cause the disappearance of its peculiar function. In view of this fact, it would be interesting to collate the several opinions of notably just and impartial critics in re- gard to various vocalists, to know if the tenor of criticism is in a singular groove ; if it has the appearance of being of a certain formula or of particular bias. The singer who is smarting under the infliction of partial and unjust criticism of a performance, that he has perfected through years of careful training, under the guidance of an exquisite ear, may find courage in the reflection that, in all probability, his critic, honest though he be, has imperfect aural perceptions, and is laboring under the disadvantage of performing work requiring the indispensable direction of an ear of faultless physiological attributes, an ear that he does not possess; that the author of the criticism is not prompted by any improper motive, nor is he captious, but is functionally incapable of receiving cor- rect impressions. A human ear of perfect functional attributes is something rare. That competent authority, Von Troltsch, says : " I shall make too small rather than too large an estimate, when I assert that not more than one out of three persons, of from twenty to forty years of age, still possess good and normal hearing." Good and normal hearing, in the sense of this paragraph, means good enough for ordinary purposes. It does not refer to that exquisite sensibility to all the proper- ties of sound which is indispensable to the accomplished singer. The author, however, touches the point. If his esti- mate is approximately correct, few of our race may aspire to the distinction of attaining pre-eminence in song. My friend, have you a wish to become proficient in song ? THE PHYSICAL REQUIREMENTS OF SONG. 155 Do not concern yourself too much about your voice. In the practice of your life, you have imitated articulate speech with entire success, and now reproduce it in a creditable manner. Your vocal organs show their susceptibility to training and discipline, and doubtless, within the register of your voice, may be trained to song, provided you have the all-important guide. Have you that guide ? Can you recognize the dis- tinctive properties of sound ? Do you appreciate the intensity, the quality, the pitch? Have you in perfection the three thousand nerve fibres of the cochlear portion of the ear, each one of which vibrates synchronous to the sound of its own appropriate pitch ? If so, you can succeed ; otherwise, it would be as reason- able to expect of a blind man the reproduction of color. THE TRUTHFUL RESOLVER THE TRUTHFUL RESOLVER. A LEGEND OF THE LEVIATHAN CLUB. BY D. R. LOCKE. (PETROLEUM v. NASBY.) R. JOHN UPANDOWNJOHN had the mis- fortune to be a strictly honest man, in which particular he stood lamentably alone. He was constructed peculiarly, he was born into an atmosphere of integrity, and his training had added to his natural bent to a degree that made him as incapable of an untruth, or the semblance thereof, as the great George Washington himself. Having this tendency, it was well for him that he was born with a fortune, for his rigid adherence to his principles unfitted him for almost every occupation. He did try journalism, but was dismissed ignominiously for saying of a candidate of the party with which the paper acted, that he was a thief and a trickster. Then he essayed law, but he saw enough of law before he had been in an office two weeks, while medicine lasted him scarcely a week. So he determined to do nothing, but live on his income and be an honest man. He adopted certain rules by which he lived, and he could no more depart from them than he could rise from the earth and take a place among the stars. He ate exactly so much, 160 LOTOS LEAVES. at certain fixed hours and of certain kinds of food. He drank so many times a day of certain liquors which he fancied were good for him, measuring the quantity with the accuracy and precision of an apothecary ; and so far did he carry rule into his life, that he put on and off his clothing on certain days in certain months, without reference to weather. I saw him shivering one bright but very cold morning in June, and demanded the reason. "I laid off my woollens this morning," said he. " Why lay off your woollens in winter weather ? " I asked. "The ist of June is my day therefor," said he. "The weather ought to be warm to-day. I cannot break my rule." He never neglected to pay a debt, and never told a lie, not even a white one. He was cut out of an aunt's will, by responding to her anxious inquiry as to how she looked in a certain dress which she had set her heart on, with the sim- ple word, " Hideous." And the same devotion to truth barred him no matter what path he took. He was frightfully unpopular, though, notwithstanding, he held a good position among his fellows. His childlike sim- plicity and sterling integrity made him valuable, and beside every one knew that his devotion to truth was honest, and had nothing of bumptiousness or malice in it. Mr. Upandownjohn was a member of the Leviathan Club. I write the word was sadly, for he is a Leviathan no more. The cause and manner of his leaving that delightful asso- ciation of good men is the animus of this paper. The members of the Leviathan were pleased with the ap- pearance of Mr. Upandownjohn, and made much of him. Had they known him better they probably would have loved THE TRUTHFUL RESOLVER. l6l him less, for his peculiar virtue was never popular in that Club. He excited attention, first, by his habit of correcting loose- talking members when their statements were too highly fla- vored with romance ; as, for instance, when one gentleman asserted that, his father owned Flora Temple when she was a colt, using her as a common hack, and selling her finally for fifty dollars, Mr. Upandovvnjohn quietly put him down. " I knew your father," he said, " and a worthy, truthful man he was. He died just three years before Flora Temple was foaled. The mare he used as a hack and sold for fifty dol- lars must have been some other famous animal. Flora Tem- ple will some day be the death of me. Every racing season some man narrates the circumstance of his father having once owned Flora Temple and worked her as a hack, and, what is more exasperating, he "always sold her for just fifty dollars. Would that I could find one man whose father sold her for sixty dollars or sixty-two dollars and fifty cents ! You, my dear sir, are the sixty-eighth man this season whose father once owned Flora Temple. She was the most extensively owned mare I ever knew anything about." On another occasion a gentleman detailed with great mi- nuteness, how in doing the regular thing at Niagara by going under the sheet, the wind parted the torrent and he stepped out upon the shelf outside, when, to his horror, the opening closed, leaving him outside the falling sheet on a narrow ledge of rock. With great presence of mind he darted through the falling sheet and rejoined the frightened party who supposed him lost forever. Mr. Upandownjohn took pencil and paper, and worked all 162 LOTOS LEAVES. night and the next day, without sleeping or eating. The next night he exhibited to the hero of this marvellous adven- ture the weight of the water in that sheet, and demonstrated to him the fact that, had he got under it, he would have been mashed, though he had been constructed of cast-steel. " Are you sure it was Niagara ? " he asked anxiously. " Was n't it some other fall ? " One day a member died, and the Club did the usual thing by him. A committee of three was appointed to draft reso- lutions expressing the bereavement of the members, and, as ill-luck would have it, Upandownjohn was put upon the com- mittee. They met, and, as is always the case, two of the members really had not time to attend to it. One had an engagement at the theater; the other was to take his sister or some one else's to the opera. " Upandownjohn," said the first, " you have nothing to do, and are handy with the pen. There is no earthly necessity for keeping us here. You just write out the usual resolu- tions, and send 'em down to The Screamer, The Spouter, and The Soarer in time for to-morrow morning." "How shall I treat the deceased?" asked the obliging Upandownjohn. " O, in the usual way ! Speak of his qualities as a man, the feelings of the Club at his untimely taking-off, the sources of consolation that we have, his qualities as an actor ; hurl in some- thing to alleviate the pangs of his family ; speak of his general standing ; and put in a strong dose of general comfort, you understand, to those who mourn, and so on. It '11 be all right. You '11 attend to it now, won't you ? " THE TRUTHFUL RESOLVER. 163 " It is a disagreeable duty," replied Upandownjohn ; " but I will do it." And* they left him to his work. Now Mr. Upandownjohn had had no experience in work of this kind, and consequently he was n't exactly clear as to the form. So he sent for the scrap-book in which such utterances of the Club had been posted from its beginning. He was shocked. There were a great many sets of resolutions on de- ceased members (the liquors were bad at the Leviathan), and they were all precisely alike ! They ran as follows : Whereas, It has pleased Almighty God, the ruler of the Universe, to remove from our midst our esteemed brother and friend, John James So-and-so ; and Whereas, It is fit that we, his afflicted survivors of the Leviathan Club, should publicly express their sore grief at this great bereave- ment therefore be it Resolved, That in the death of John James So-and-so, this Club has lost a worthy member, society an ornament, his family an affectionate father and husband, the State a pillar and defender, and the world at large one it could illy spare. Resolved, That while we mourn with sorrow that seems to have no alleviation under the great affliction that has fallen upon us, we can- not but bow in humility to this inscrutable decree. Resolved, That we tender our heartfelt sympathy to the family and relatives of the deceased. Resolved, That the Club-house be draped in mourning for thirty days in memory of the deceased. As he finished, Mr. Upandownjohn brought his fist down upon the table till the glasses jingled. " What stuff this is ! " he said, indignantly. " I knew So-and- 164 LOTOS LEAVES. so. He was a dishonest and untruthful man, a tyrant in his family, a trader in politics, a disagreeable man in society, and a curse to humanity generally. And they mourn him, do they ? And I suppose they want me to mourn Ranter, who is to be embalmed to-night. Ha! ha! I will astonish these people. I will write one set of honest resolutions. I knew Ranter, who* has just gone hence, and justice shall be done him sure. I will be as mild as I can be, and do him justice, but I will be honest with his memory." So Mr. Upandownjohn called for fresh pens and ink and paper, and wrote ; and having made fair copies of what he wrote, took them himself to the offices of The Screamer, The Spout er, and The Soarer, and went home and slept as only he can sleep who rejoices over a duty done and well done. The next morning the members of the Leviathan were aston- ished at reading in the journals the following: Whereas, By a long course of the most outrageous dissipation, of late nights, of late suppers of the grossest food, of perpetual bever- ages of the most villanous kind, those that give the stomach no show whatever, by unchecked and unregulated indulgence in the worst possible sensuality ; in brief, by a long-continued series of the vilest outrages upon the physical, mental, and moral man, our late member, Arthur Simpson Ranter, has been taken to that bourne from which we earnestly hope he may never return ; and Whereas, When a member of the Leviathan Club expires, it is cus- tomary to commemorate him, to give him a send-off,, as it were, there- fore be it Resolved, That when we remember the villanous habit he had of revoking at whist, and also his adroit way of sliding out of paying the score, whenever he lost the rubber, our grief at his departure is severely mitigated, if not entirely subdued. THE TRUTHFUL RESOLVER. 165 Resolved, That the promptness of our late associate in accepting invitations to slake his thirst, and his intolerable tardiness in recipro- cating, did more honor to his head than to his heart. Resolved, That his habitual untruthfulness, his utter disregard of his word, and his blustering and overbearing manner, were the best points in him, as they served as a warning to the younger members of the Club. For this his demise is to be lamented. Resolved,, That his habit of getting boozy before eleven A.M., and staying in that condition so long as there was a good-natured man in the Club, gives us his survivors good reason to -pause and ask no more that conundrum, " Why was death introduced into the world ? " Resolved, That when we remember the success with which our late brother borrowed money, and his utter forgetfulness of such transac- tions, our hearts are softened toward Adam and Eve (through whose sin death was made a part of the economy of nature), and we pub- licly thank that lady and gentleman for their investigating turn of mind, and hurl back indignantly the charge that they did not do the best thing possible for posterity. Resolved, That in the death of our late brother, who was as vile as an actor as he was bad as a man, the long-suffering theater-going pub- lic have a boon the sweetness of which cannot be overstated, and upon which we extend them hearty congratulations. Resolved, That we congratulate Mrs. Ranter upon the fact that her private fortune was settled upon herself, and so skilfully tied up that her late husband, our deceased brother, could not get at a cent of it. And we do this, remembering how often we have mourned that it was so, for the reason that, could he have touched it, he would have drank himself into an untimely tomb several years sooner than he did. Death with us buries all animosity and does away with all acrimony.* Resolved, That the Club-house be illuminated the night of the funeral, and be draped in white for thirty days in honor of this happy event. 166 LOTOS LEAVES. Resolved, That this truthful tribute to the memory of our deceased brother be published in The Screamer, The Spouter, and The Soarer. To say there was an uproar in the Club the next morn- ing, as these resolutions were read, would be to convey a very faint idea of the case. In the midst of it, when it was at its height, entered Upandownjohn, cleanly shaved, and as serene as a June morning. " Did you write and publish this miserable mess, this ghastly concoction of infernalism ? " demanded a score of in- dignant men. " Did I write those resolutions, you mean. I did. I was appointed a committee to embalm the memory of the late Ranter in the daily papers. I did it. Do you find anything objectionable in them ? " " Why, you assert that he was a sponge ! " exclaimed one. " Unhappily it is the truth. I have myself paid for gallons of liquor for him." " You say he was a bad actor ? " " The worst I ever suffered under." " What will his wife think of what you have said of him ? " " She will recognize the portrait, and with us thank Heaven for her release." " You give it as the sense of the Club that he was " " Everything that was bad, mean, and disreputable. Very good. It is true, every word of it. He owes me this day thirty-seven dollars sixty-three cents and a third, which he has owed (it was borrowed) since July 9, 1871, at twenty- seven minutes past ten o'clock in the evening. And every man of you is also his creditor. If there is a mean thing that he has not done, it has escaped my notice." U ,\L ! THE TRUTHFUL RESOLVER. 167 By this time Mr. Upandownjohn saw that his fellow-mem- bers were angry, and for once he lost his balance and became angry too. Brandishing his umbrella (it was not raining, but as it was the time of month when it should have rained he carried it), he exclaimed : " Gentlemen, you have had one set of resolutions written which contained nothing but the truth ; not the whole truth, for my time was limited, and it was impossible to get in all that I could have said, and besides, I desired to be as leni- ent and mild as possible. Having written nothing but truth, you are offended. It is well. I will have nothing whatever to do with a club where the truth cannot be told. Truth, if not the immediate jewel of the soul, is very close to it. Gentlemen, adieu. You have seen the last of John Upandown- john. Should I stay, I might be called upon to resolve over some of your inanimate remains, and as I cannot tell a lie, it would be unpleasant." And that afternoon the directory received his resignation, and he was seen there no more. There is no particular moral to this. There are very few men in the world of whom it would be pleasant, as the world now goes, to tell the exact truth. Therefore may all who read these lines live, as does he who writes them, so that when Azrael waves his dark pinions over them, they may lie down and die, feeling certain that the committee on reso- lutions, though they be as truthful as Upandownjohn, will say nothing that will call a spirit-blush to their cheeks in the hereafter. TRANSLATIONS TRANSLATIONS. BY C. FLORID. r " DIE LORELE K" (HEINE.) KNOW not what it presageth \ That I am so heavy of heart ; A tale of old times comes o'er me, And will not be forced to depart The air is cool, and the twilight Shadows the calm-flowing Rhine ; While red, in the fading sunlight, The tops of the mountains shine. A maiden, wondrous and lovely, Sitteth in beauty there ; Her jewels glitter and sparkle ; She combs her golden hair. With golden comb she combs it, And sings 'neath the dark'ning sky A song, with a magic, resistless, All-powerful melody. 172 LOTOS LEAVES. A boatman who glides beneath her Is seized with wild affright ; He sees not the rocky ledges, He sees but her on the height. The waves surround, ingulf him, He sinks with the setting sun ! And this, with her wondrous singing, This hath the Loreley done. "KEN1VST DU DAS LAND." (GOETHE.) I. NOWEST thou the Land where the pale lem- ons grow, Where golden oranges mid dark leaves glow, Where, ceaseless breathing from blue heaven, a breeze Kisses the myrtle, and tall laurel-trees ? Knowest thou it well? Ah ! there would I fly with thee, O my Beloved ! 2. Knowest thou the House ? Its roof high pillars raise ; Its spacious halls -with matchless splendors blaze ; Pale statues stand and eye thee sleeplessly. Ah, thou poor child ! what have they done to thee ? Knowest thou it well ? Ah! there would I fly with thee, O my Protector! TRANSLATIONS. 1/3 3- Knowest thou the Mountain, up whose cloudy way The mule seeks footing, led by fogs astray ? In craggy caverns dwells the Dragon's brood ; Rocks crashing fall, and o'er them roars the flood. Knowest thou it well ? Ah ! thither leads our way. O Father, let us go ! BACCHANAL. ET graybeards preach of -temperate bliss, And the pains endured by a toper ; We'll drink, boys, drink! and the red wine's kiss Shall kill grief, the interloper. Drink to the eyes of her you love ! Drink to her lips of coral ! Drink to her kisses, her stolen glove ! Drink! Let the old be moral! Time to repent when passion 's cold, And the bloom of life 's bereft us ; When the hair is white^ and the heart is old, And no enjoyment 's left us. Time to repent in years to come ! Our young day knows no morrow: 1/4 LOTOS LEAVES. Drink ! Bid those preaching fools be dumb, - What do we know of sorrow ? Give us another goblet here ! Hurrah, for jolly Bacchus ! Drink on ! 't is now no time to fear The pains that yet may rack us. Drink ! let us spend a jovial night ; 'T is time, when pains oppress us, To dream of nights that have been bright, And murmur a meek, " God bless us ! " Time enough then ; but, till it 's here, Let's drink the night into morning; Drown in your brimming cups old Care, And with him the dotard's warning ! A FATAL FORTUNE. A FATAL FORTUNE. BY WILKIE COLLINS. 'NE fine morning, more than three months since, you were riding with your brother, Miss Anstell, in Hyde Park. It was a hot day ; and you had allowed your horses to fall into a walking pace. As you passed the railing on the right-hand side, near the eastern extremity of the lake in the Park, neither you nor your brother noticed a solitary woman loitering on the footpath to look at the riders as they went by. The solitary woman was my old nurse, Nancy Connell. And these were the words she heard exchanged between you and your brother, as you slowly passed her: Your brother said, "Is it really true that Mary Brading and her husband have gone to America ? " You laughed (as if the question amused you) and answered, " Quite true !'" " How long will they be away ? " your brother asked next. "As long as they live," you replied, with another laugh. By this time you had passed beyond Nancy Connell's hear- ing. She owns to having followed your horses a few steps, to hear what was said next. She looked particularly at your brother. He took your reply seriously : he seemed to be quite astonished by it. 1/8 LOTOS LEAVES. "Leave England, and settle in America!" he exclaimed. " Why should they do that ? " " Who can tell why ? " you answered. " Mary Brading's husband is mad, and Mary Brading herself is not much better." You touched your horse with the whip, and, in a moment more, you and your brother were out of my old nurse's hearing. She wrote and told me, what I here tell you, by a recent mail. I have been thinking of those last words of yours in my leisure hours, more seriously than you would suppose. The end of it is that I take up my pen, on behalf of my hus- band and myself, to tell you the story of our marriage, and the reason for our emigration to the United States of America. It matters little or nothing, to him or to me, whether our friends in England think us both mad or not. Their opin- ions, hostile or favorable, are of no sort of importance to us. But you are an exception to the rule. In bygone days at school we were fast and firm friends ; and what weighs with me even more than this you were heartily loved and admired by my dear mother. She spoke of you tenderly on her death-bed. Events have separated us of late years. But I cannot forget the old times ; and I cannot feel indifferent to your opinion of me and of my husband, though an ocean does separate us, and though we are never likely to look on one another again. It is very foolish of me, I dare say, to take seriously to heart 'what you said in one of your thought- less moments. I can only plead in excuse, that I have gone through a great deal of suffering, and that I was always (as you may remember) a person of sensitive temperament, easily excited and easily depressed. A FATAL FORTUNE. 1/9 Enough of this ! Do me the last favor I shall ever ask of you. Read what follows, and judge for yourself whether my husband and I are quite as mad as you were disposed to think us, when Nancy Connell heard you talking to your brother in Hyde Park. II. IT is now more than a year since I went to Eastbourne, on the coast of Sussex, with my father and my brother James. My brother had then, as we hoped, recovered from the ef- fects of a fall in the hunting-field. He complained, however, at times of pain in his head ; and the doctors advised us to try the sea air. We removed to Eastbourne, without a sus- picion of the serious nature of the injury that he had re- ceived. For a few days, all went well. We liked the place ; the air agreed with us ; and we- determined to prolong our residence for some weeks to come. On our sixth day at the seaside, a memorable day to rne, for reasons which you have still to learn, my brother complained again of the old pain in his head. He and I went out together to try what exercise would do towards relieving him. We walked through the town to the fort at one end of it, and then followed a footpath running by the side of the sea, over a dreary waste of shingle, bounded at its inland extremity by the road to Hastings and by the marshy country beyond. W'e had left the fort at some little distance behind us. I was walking in front ; and James was following me. He was talking as quietly as usual, when he suddenly stopped in the middle of a sentence. I turned round in surprise, and dis- 180 LOTOS LEAVES. covered my brother prostrate on the path, in convulsions terrible to see. It was the first epileptic fit I had ever witnessed. My presence of mind entirely deserted me. I could only wring my hands in horror, and scream for help. No one appeared, either from the direction of the fort or of the high road. I was too far off, I suppose, to make myself heard. Look- ing ahead of me, along the path, I discerned, to my infinite relief, the figure of a man running towards me. As he came nearer, I saw that he was unmistakably a gentleman, young, and eager to be of service to me. "Pray compose yourself!" he said, after a look at my brother. " It is very dreadful to see ; but it is not danger- ous. We must wait until the convulsions are over, and then I can help you." He seemed to know so much about it, that I thought he might JDC a medical man. I put the question to him plainly. He colored, and looked a little confused. " I am not a doctor," he said. " I happen to have seen persons afflicted with epilepsy ; and I have heard medical men say that it is useless to interfere until the fit has worn itself out. See ! " he added, " your brother is quieter already. He will soon feel a sense of relief which will more than com- pensate him for what he has suffered. I will help him to get to the fort ; and, once there, we can send for a carriage to take him home." In five minutes more, we were on our way to the fort ; the stranger supporting my brother as attentively and tenderly as if he had been an old friend. When the carriage arrived, he insisted on accompanying us to our own door, on the chance A FATAL FORTUNE. 181 that his services might still be of some use. He left us, asking permission to call and inquire after James's health the next day. A more gentle and unassuming person I never met with. He not only excited my warmest gratitude ; he really interested me at my first meeting with him. I lay some stress on the impression which this young man produced upon me, why, you will soon find out. The next day the stranger paid his promised visit of inquiry. His card, which he sent up stairs, informed us that his name was Roland Cameron. My father who is not easily pleased took a liking to him at once. His visit was prolonged, at our request. In the course of conversation, he said just enough about himself to satisfy us that we were receiving a person who was at least of equal rank with ourselves. Born in Eng- land, of a Scotch family, he had lost both his parents. Not long since, he had inherited a fortune from one of his uncles. It struck us as a little strange that he spoke of this fortune with a marked change to melancholy in his voice and his manner. The subject was, for some inconceivable reason, evidently distasteful to him. Rich as he was, he acknowledged that he led a simple and solitary life. He had little taste for society, and no sympathies in common with the average young men of his own age. But he had his own harmless pleasures and occupations ; and past sorrow and suffering had taught him not to expect too much from life. All this was said modestly, with a winning charm of look and voice which indescribably attracted me. His personal appearance aided the favorable impression which his manner and his con- versation produced. He was of the middle height, lightly and firmly built ; his complexion pale ; his hands and feet small 182 LOTOS LEAVES. and finely shaped ; his brown hair curling naturally; his eyes large and dark, with an occasional indecision in their expres- sion which was far from being an objection to them, to my taste. It seemed to harmonize with an occasional indecision in his talk ; proceeding, as I was inclined to think, from some passing confusion in his thoughts which it always cost him a little effort to discipline and overcome. Does it surprise you to find how closely I observed a man who was only a chance acquaintance, at my first interview with him ? Or do your suspicions enlighten you, and do you say to yourself, She has fallen in love with . Mr. Roland Cameron at first sight? I may plead in my own defence, that I was not quite romantic enough to go that length. But I own I waited for his next visit, with an impatience which was new to me in my experi- ence of my sober self. And worse still, when the day came, I*, changed my dress three times, before my newly developed vanity. was satisfied with the picture which the looking-glass presented to me of myself ! / In a fortnight more, my father and my brother began to look on the daily companionship of our new friend as one of the settled 'institutions of their lives. In a fortnight more, Mr. Roland Cameron and I though we neither of us ven- tured to acknowledge it' were . as devotedly in love with each other as two young people could well be. Ah, what a delightful time it was ! and how cruelly soon our happiness came to an end ! During the brief interval which I have just described, I observed certain peculiarities in Roland Cameron's conduct which perplexed and troubled me, when my mind was busy with him in my lonely moments. A FATAL FORTUNE. 183 For instance, he was subject to the strangest lapses into silence when he and I were talking together. They seized him suddenly, in the most capricious manner ; sometimes when he was speaking, sometimes when / was speaking. At these times, his eyes assumed a weary, absent look, and his mind seemed to wander away, far from the conversation and far from me. He was perfectly unaware of his own infirmity : he fell into it unconsciously, and came out of it unconsciously. If I noticed that he had not been attending to me, or if I asked why he had been silent, he was com- pletely at a loss to comprehend what I meant. What he was thinking of in these pauses of silence, it was impossible to guess. His face, at other times singularly mobile and expres- sive, became almost a perfect blank. Had he suffered some terrible shock, at some past period of his life ? and had his mind never quite recovered it? I longed to ask him the question, and yet I shrank from doing it, I was so sadly afraid of distressing him ; or, to put it in plainer words, I was so truly ' and so tenderly fond of him. Then, again, though he was ordinarily the most gentle and most lovable of men, there were occasions when he would surprise me by violent outbreaks of temper, excited by the merest trifles. A dog barking suddenly at his heels, or a boy throwing stones in the road, or an importunate shop- keeper trying to make him purchase something that he did not want, would throw him into a frenzy of rage which was, without exaggeration, really alarming to see. He always apologized for these outbreaks, in terms, which showed that he was sincerely ashamed of his own violence. But he could never succeed in controlling himself. The lapses into pas- 184 LOTOS LEAVES. sion, like the lapses into silence, took him into their own possession, and did with him, for the time being, just what they pleased. One more example of Roland's peculiarities, and I have done. The strangeness of his conduct, in this- case, was noticed by my father and my brother as well as by me. When Roland was with us in the evening, whether he came to dinner or to tea, he invariably left us exactly at nine o'clock. Try as we might to persuade him to stay longer, he always politely but positively refused. Even / had no influence over him in this matter. When I pressed him to remain, though it cost him an effort, he still persisted in retiring exactly as the clock struck nine. He gave no reason for this strange proceeding ; he only said that it was a habit of his, and begged us to indulge him, without asking for any further explanation. My father and my brother (being men) succeeded in controlling their curiosity. For my part (being a woman), every day that passed only made me more and more eager to penetrate the mystery. I privately re- solved to choose my time, when Roland was in a particularly accessible humor, and then to appeal to him for the explana- tion which he had hitherto refused, as a special favor granted to myself. In two days more I found my opportunity. Some friends of ours, who had joined us at Eastbourne, proposed a picnic party to the famous neighboring cliff called Beachy Head. We accepted the invitation. The day was lovely, and the gypsy dinner was, as usual, infinitely prefer- able (for once in a way) to a formal dinner in-doors. To- wards the evening our little assembly separated into parties A FATAL FORTUNE. 185 of two and three, to explore the neighborhood. Roland and I found ourselves together as a matter of course. We were happy, and we were alone. Was it the right or the wrong time to ask the fatal question ? I am not able to decide, I only know that I asked it. III. " MR. CAMERON," I said, " will you make allowances for a weak womaji ? And will you tell me something that I am dying to know ? " He walked straight into the trap, with that entire ab- sence of ready wit, or small suspicion (I leave you to choose the right phrase), which is so much like me'n, and so little like women. " Of course I will ! " he answered. " Then tell me," I asked, " why do you always insist on leaving us at nine o'clock ? " He started, and looked at me, so sadly, so reproachfully, that I would have given everything I possessed to recall the rash words that had just passed my lips. " If I consent to tell you," he replied, after a momentary struggle with himself, " will you let me put a question to you first ? and will you promise to answer it ? " I gave him my promise, and waited eagerly for what was coming next. "Miss Brading," he said, "tell me honestly, do you think I am mad ? " It was impossible to laugh at him : he spoke those strange words seriously, sternly I might almost say. "No such thought ever entered my mind," I answered. 186 LOTOS LEAVES. He looked at me very earnestly. " You say that, on your word of honor ? " " On my word of honor." I answered with perfect sincerity ; and I evidently satisfied him that I had spoken the truth. He took my hand, and lifted it gratefully to his lips. " Thank you," he said simply. " You encourage me to tell you a very sad story." . "Your own story?" I asked. " My own story. Let me begin by telling you why I per- sist in leaving your house, always at the same early hour. Whenever I go out, I am bound by a promise to the person with whom I am living here, to return at a quarter past nine o'clock." " The person with whom you are living ? " I repeated. : " You are living at a boarding-house, are you not ? " " I am living, Miss Brading, under the care of a doctor who keeps an asylum for the insane. He has taken a house for some of his wealthier patients at the seaside ; and he allows me my liberty in the daytime, on the condition that I faithfully perform , my promise at night. It is a quarter of an hour's walk from your house to the doctor's; and it is a rule that the patients retire at half past nine o'clock." Here was the mystery, which had so sorely perplexed me, revealed at last ! The disclosure literally struck me speech- less. Unconsciously and instinctively I drew back from him a few steps. He fixed his sad eyes on me with a touching look of entreaty. " Don't shrink away from me ! " he said. " You don't think I am mad ? " A FATAL FORTUNE. 187 I was too confused and distressed to know what to say ; and, at the same time, I was too fond of him not to an- swer that appeal. I took his hand and pressed it in silence. He turned his head aside for a moment. I thought I saw a tear on his cheek; I felt his hand close tremblingly on mine. He mastered himself with surprising resolution: he spoke with perfect composure when he looked at me again. " Do you care to hear my story," he asked, " after what I have just told you?" " I am eager to hear it," I answered. " You do not know how I feel for you ! I am too distressed to be able to ex- press myself in words." "You are the kindest and dearest of women!" he said, with the utmost fervor and at the same time with the ut- most respect. We sat down together in a grassy hollow of the cliff, with our faces towards the grand gray sea. The daylight was be- ginning to fade, as I heard the story which made me Roland Cameron's wife. IV. "MY mother died when I was an infant in arms," he be- gan. " My father, from my earliest to my latest recollec- tions, was always hard towards me. I have been told that I was an odd child, with stBfnge ways of my own. My father detested anything that was strongly marked, anything out of the ordinary way, in the characters and habits of the persons about him. He himself lived (as the phrase is) by line and rule ; and he determined to make his son follow his example. I was subjected to severe discipline at school, 188 LOTOS LEAVES. and I was carefully watched afterwards at college. Looking back on my early life, I can see no traces of happiness, I can find no tokens of sympathy. Sad submission to a hard destiny, weary wayfaring over unfriendly roads, such is the story of my life, from ten years old to twenty. " I passed one autumn vacation at the Lakes ; and there I met by accident with a young French lady. The result of that meeting decided my whole after-life. " She filled the humble position of nursery-governess in the house of a wealthy Englishman. I had frequent opportuni- ties of seeing her. Her life had been a hard one, like mine. We took an innocent pleasure in each other's society. Her little experience of life was strangely like mine : there was a perfect sympathy of thought and feeling between us. We loved, or thought we loved. I was not twenty-one, and she was not eighteen, when I asked her to be my wife. " I can understand my folly now, and can laugh at it or lament over it, as the humor moves me. And yet, I can't help pitying myself, when I look back at myself at that time, I was so young, so hungry for a little sympathy, so weary of my empty, friendless life! Well, everything is comparative in this world. I was soon to regret, bitterly to regret, that friendless life, wretched as it was. " The poor girl's employer found out our attachment, through his wife. He at once communicated with my father. "My father had but one word to say, he insisted on my going abroad, and leaving it to him to release me from my absurd engagement, in my absence. I answered him that I should be of age in a few months, and that I was determined to marry the girl. He gave me three days to reconsider my A FATAL FORTUNE. 189 resolution. I held to my resolution. In a week afterwards, I was declared insane by two medical men ; and I was placed by my father in a lunatic asylum. "Was it an act of insanity for the son of a gentleman, with great expectations before him, to propose marriage to a nursery-governess ? I declare, as God is my witness, I know of no other act of mine which could justify my father, and justify the doctors, in placing me under restraint. " I was three years in the asylum. It was officially reported that the air did not agree with me. I was removed, for two years more, to another asylum, in a remote part of England. For the five best years of my life I have been herded with madmen, and my reason has survived it. The impression I produce on you, on your father, on your brother, on all our friends at this picnic, is that I am as reasonable as the rest of my fellow-creatures. Am I rushing to a hasty conclusion, when I assert myself to be now, and always to have been, a sane man ? "At the end of my five years of arbitrary imprisonment in a free country, happily for me, I am ashamed to say it, but I must speak the truth, happily for me, my merciless father died. His trustees, to whom I was now consigned, felt some pity for me. They could not take the responsibility of grant- ing me my freedom. But they placed me under the care of a surgeon, who received me into his private residence, and who allowed me free exercise in the open air. "A year's trial in this new mode of life satisfied the surgeon, and satisfied every one else who took the smallest interest in me, that I was perfectly fit to enjoy my liberty. I was freed from all restraint, and was permitted to reside with a near LOTOS LEAVES. relative of mine, in that very Lake country which had been the scene of my fatal meeting with the French girl, six years since. "In this retirement I lived happily, satisfied with the ordi- nary pleasures and pursuits of a country gentleman. Time had long since cured me of my boyish infatuation for the nursery-governess. I could revisit with perfect composure the paths along which we had walked, the lake on which we had sailed together. Hearing by chance that she was mar- ried in her own country, I could wish her all possible happi- ness, with the sober kindness of a disinterested friend. What a strange thread of irony runs through the texture of the simplest human life! The early love for which I had sacri- ficed and suffered so much was now revealed to me, in its true colors, as a boy's passing fancy, nothing more! " Three years of peaceful freedom passed ; freedom which, on the uncontradicted testimony of respectable witnesses, I never abused. Well, that long and happy interval, like all intervals, came ' to its end ; and then the great misfortune of my life fell upon me. One of my uncles died and left me inheritor of his whole fortune. I alone, to the exclusion of all the other heirs, now received, not only the large income derived from his estates, but seventy thousand pounds in ready money as well. "The vile calumny which had asserted me to be mad was now revived by the wretches interested in stepping between me and my inheritance. A year ago, I was sent back again to the asylum in which I had been last imprisoned. The pre- tence for confining me was found in an act of violence (as it was called) which I had committed in a momentary outbreak A FATAL FORTUNE. 191 of anger, and which it was acknowledged had led to no serious results. Having got me into the asylum, the con- spirators proceeded to complete their work. A Commission in Lunacy was issued against me. It was held by one com- missioner, without a jury, and without the presence of a law- yer to assert my interests. By one man's decision, I was declared to be of unsound mind. The custody of my person, and the management of my estates, was confided to men chosen from among the conspirators who had declared me to be mad. I am here through the favor of the proprietor of the asylum, who has given me my holiday at the seaside, and who humanely trusts me with my liberty, as you see. At barely thirty years old, I am refused the free use of my money and the free management of my affairs. At barely thirty years old, I am officially declared to be a lunatic for life." V. HE paused; his head sank on his breast; his story was told. I have repeated his words as nearly as I can remember them ; but I can give no idea of the modest and touching resignation with which he spoke. To say that I pitied him with my whole heart, is to say nothing. I loved him with my whole heart, and I may acknowledge it now! " O, Mr. Cameron," I said, as soon as I could trust myself to speak, " can nothing be done to help you ? Is there no hope ? " " There, is always hope," he answered, without raising his head. " I have to thank you, Miss Brading, for teaching me that." IQ2 LOTOS LEAVES. " To thank me ? " I repeated. " How have I taught you to hope ? " "You have brightened my dreary life. When I am with you, all my bitter remembrances leave me. I am a happy man again ; and a happy man can always hope. I dream now of finding, what I have never yet had, a dear and de- voted friend, who will rouse the energy that has sunk in me under the martyrdom that I have endured. Why do I sub- mit to the loss of my rights and my liberty, without an effort to recover them ? I was alone in the world, until I met with you. I had no kind hand to raise me, no kind voice to encourage me. Shall I ever find the hand ? Shall I ever hear the voice ? When I am with you, the hope that you have taught me answers, Yes. When I am by myself, the the old despair comes back, and says, No." He lifted his head for the first time. If I had not under- stood what his words meant, his look would have enlightened me. The tears came into my eyes ; my heart heaved and fluttered wildly; my hands mechanically tore up and scat- tered the grass around me. The silence became unendura- ble. I spoke, hardly knowing what I was saying ; tearing faster and faster the poor harmless grass, as if my whole business in life was to pull up the greatest quantity in the shortest possible space of time ! " We have only known each other a little while/' I said. " And a woman is but a weak ally in such a terrible posi- tion as yours. But useless as I may be, count on me now and always as your friend " He moved close to me before I could say more, and took my hand. He murmured in my ear, u jj J v,