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PRE FA GE, 
 
 "Avery Glibun" being my first essay in sustained fiction, it seems 
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 Cottage-on-thk-Wayne, 1867. 
 
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C ONTEITT 8. 
 
 VOLUME I. 
 
 CHAPTEB PAOB 
 
 I. — The House that Jack built, 11 
 
 II. — What happened thereafter, 14 
 
 III. — My Father does his Duty as a Parent, ........••• 18 
 
 IV. — My Home and Associates as I recall them, 23 
 
 V. — I make my First Appearance in Society, 20 
 
 VI. — Anotlier Parental Duty done, 31 
 
 .VII. — A Traveller's Story, 34 
 
 VIII. — My First Day at School, 38 
 
 IX.— The Temple of Bale, 42 
 
 X. — A Conversazione at TodevUle, .............46 
 
 XI. — I pursue my Studies and see a Ghost, 52 
 
 XII. — My First Illness, 56 
 
 XIII. — I overhear a Conversation, 60 
 
 XIV. — Mr. Vane devises a Eevenge, ............. 65 
 
 XV.— I reach the Summit, 70 
 
 XVI. — I find a new Friend, 74 
 
 XVII. — General Cringer's Visitors, • • * "9 
 
 XVIII. — The Hyers' New Boarder, 84 
 
 XIX.— The Days when I went Gipsying, 89 
 
 XX. — Anita tells another Fortune, 94 
 
 XXI. — I have another Change of Scene, 100 
 
 XXII.— The Five Points, 105 
 
 XXIII. — A Lower Deep, HI 
 
 XXIV. — April Grey, 118 
 
 XXV. — Socrates and Charmidas, 122 
 
 XXVI. — Archery Meeting at Mr. Spanyel's, 128 
 
 XXVII. — Olden Grey's Legacy, 137 
 
 XXVIIL — The Last Day 146 
 
CONTENTS. 
 
 VOLUME II. 
 
 CHAPTER PAQB 
 
 XXIX. — Another World, 153 
 
 XXX. — Ezekiel Reed, 159 
 
 XXXI. — The Miller and his Men 153 
 
 XXXII. — With Cummin and Tryon, 170 
 
 XXXIII. — A Victim of Education, 177 
 
 XXXIV. — The Coarse of True Love, 18i 
 
 XXXV. — Wliite Slavery, 188 
 
 XXXVI. — The Puritan's Wooing 194 
 
 XXXVII. — Plato Wynne 199 
 
 XXXVIII. — I become an Editor 205 
 
 XXXIX.— Bohemian Glass, 212 
 
 XL.— Eack-and-RuinRow 219 
 
 XLI. — Behind the Scenes 224 
 
 XLII. — A Birthday Ball, 231 
 
 XLIII. — The Fine Art of Facilitation, 236 
 
 XLIV. — VenusPandemos, 243 
 
 XLV. — Ixion and the Cloud, 249 
 
 XL VI. — " Forbear to judge, for we are sinners all," 253 
 
 XLVII. — Wolfton Marsh, , 256 
 
 XLVIIL— A Windfall, . 265 
 
 XLIX. — Honor, 269 
 
 L. — The Adopted Daughter, 273 
 
 LI. — A Woman Scorned, 278 
 
 LII.— A Sacrifice, 284 
 
 LIII.— Unconquered, 287 
 
 LIV. — Mrs. Spanyel's Yellow Dinner, , . 292 
 
 LV. — "Thy hand, great Anarch! lets the curtain fall," , t . . 298 
 
AVERT GLIBUN; 
 
 OB, 
 
 BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 VOLUME I 
 
 CHAPTER I. 
 
 TBB BOUSE THAT JACK BUILT. 
 
 His face was all in rags, with a huge and 
 tangled red beard, and, as he bent over 
 nie,"holding the dingy little jail of a lantern 
 aloft in his right hand, I noticed that his 
 deep-set eyes glistened in the bleared light 
 like window-glass at night. 
 
 Yes ! there he was, just as my most 
 horrible and delightful story-book liad been 
 so particular to describe him! That very 
 same obese and hairy Dwarf, who only 
 needed the true love of the adorable 
 Princess of China to make short work of 
 his evil enchantment and restore to him 
 his original matchless legs and surprising 
 feathers. In a vague and shadowy way I 
 took exception to the lantern, which seemed 
 something of an innovation; but, then, it 
 might be one of those magic lanterns I had 
 heard mentioned. Yes, it was the Dwarf 
 at last, and no mistake. Indeed, I had 
 commenced to speculate upon the propriety 
 of asking him some polite question about 
 the Princess of China, whom I believed to 
 be celestially fascinating in a pink velvet 
 dress and a perfect dog-collar of a gold 
 crown ; when a sudden and pungent taste 
 in my mouth caused me to open my eyes 
 more widely, and, in an instant, I compre- 
 hended that the figure at my bedside was 
 not the Dwarf. 
 
 Out went my dream under a curdling 
 flash of terror, and, with a shrill scream, I 
 attempted to start up. 
 
 Quick as thought the creature's left hand 
 was upon my mouth and held me fast to the 
 rickety cot. 
 
 " Hold your noise, you brat ! " he growled 
 hoarsely ; and inclined his head still lower, 
 as though to listen. 
 
 Terrified as I was, I could but listen, too, 
 in a petrified, helpless way ; and I heard a 
 dreary sort of thud ! thud ! accompanied by 
 an intermittent splashing sound, apparently 
 coming from some place beneath us. 
 
 "All right!" muttered the man, at last, 
 nodding at something in the air, and set- 
 ting down the lantern just beyond me on 
 the cot; "but don't try that again, my 
 little man, or I'll have to give you to the 
 booboos." 
 
 Notwithstanding the threat, there was 
 something so roughly kind in his tones, and 
 in his manner of removing the hand from 
 my lips to my hair, that the first fear of him 
 left me, though the terrors of a strange 
 place still made my poor little heart throb 
 violently. 
 
 "What house is this?" I cried, sitting 
 up in the bed, and staring afi'rightedly 
 around. 
 
 lie had been resting upon one knee, but 
 now he took a seat upon the cot, and pat- 
 ted my shoulder very good-naturedly. " I 
 wouldn't tell everybody," said he ; " but 
 this is the House that Jack built." 
 
 " But Where's the Cat? " asked I, momen- 
 tarily diverted by this realization of a favor- 
 ite fiction of mine, and triumphantly sure 
 that I had him there. 
 
 " Oh ! " he said ; " you mean the Cat that 
 killed the Ptat that ate the Malt? Why, 
 she's down cellar." 
 
 "And Where's the Rat?" I went on, 
 growing more interested, and beginning to 
 feel quite at home. 
 
 " Well," returned he ; "I suppose I must 
 be the Rat." 
 
 This speech frightened me again, and I 
 commenced to whimper piteously. 
 
 "I wantElfie!" 
 
 The man looked anxiously into my star- 
 ing eyes, and resumed his patting. 
 
 " Did she bring you here ? " queried he. 
 
 " No, no, no-o-o ! " I sobbed, petulantly 
 pushing away his hand; "nobody didn't 
 bring me here. Go 'way ! " 
 
 He had moved his head nearer to mine, 
 and now suddenly caught my face between 
 his hands and drew in his breath. 
 
 " Phew ! " exclaimed he, after a moment's 
 pause, — " laudanum ! " 
 
 The word was strange to me ; nor was my 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 increasing fright mitigated by three thought- 
 ful nods of the bearded head, which was all 
 that I could see of him. 
 
 " Where's your father, boy? " 
 
 The question brought before me the figure 
 of a tall, dark, black-whiskered, handsome 
 man, of whom I was very much afraid. 
 Here, again, I thought of Elfie, who was 
 always telling me that he was my father, 
 and once more I cried distractedly, — "I 
 want Elfle ! " 
 
 " It's queer," said the man, lifting the 
 lantern in one hand, while with the other he 
 thoughtfully fingered my blue merino coat 
 and the woman's cloak which was thrown 
 ovefme; "it's all a mess of queerness to 
 me." Then — poticyig that I was intently 
 listening to'hfm — "Lay down again, my 
 eherub, .md see if yeu can't sleep in the 
 House thicc Jp.ck b Jilt. ^ Th?s is the Cat that 
 killed the Rat that ate — hark ! " 
 
 The exclamation came so sharply that it 
 seemed to drive the breath out of my body ; 
 and, for the second time, I heard the dreary 
 thudding and splashing below us. 
 
 " What's that?" whispered the man. 
 
 There had been a sort of snapping sound, 
 away oif somewhere ; and, as I remembered 
 how the milkman used to crack his lash at 
 me when I went out on the sidewalk with 
 cook to get the milk, I said, — 
 
 " It's a whip." 
 
 "One of the joists cracking, I guess," 
 he muttered, drawing a long breath and 
 not heeding my explanation. " The whole 
 shanty'll be going overboard some of these 
 fine nights, I'm thinking." 
 
 Not understanding this talk, I began to 
 cry again, which recalled his attention to 
 me. 
 
 " What's the matter now? " he asked. 
 
 " Oh, I'm so afraid," whimpered I. " Why 
 don't Elfle come ? " 
 
 Then I thought of the splashing down be- 
 low, and a new terror came upon me. 
 
 "Is this the boat?" I asked him, in a 
 kind of alarmed wonder. 
 
 "The boat!" ejaculated he, quickly, — 
 " oh, you mean — yes, to be sure it's a boat ; 
 it's Noah's Ark." 
 
 " But Where's all the animals, then? " 
 
 "The animals? Why, they're down cel- 
 lar; but you shall see them when you wake 
 up in the morning. One of them's a rat, 
 too." 
 
 I was interested again in my story-book 
 world; but declined to welcome the rat, 
 which I suspected and openly accused of a 
 disposition to bite. 
 
 "Not this rat, though," said the man, 
 quite earnestly, — " not this rat, though, my 
 little man. He's not allowed as much cheese 
 . as would keep a mouse, and he's been kicked 
 about some, and had cruel traps set for him ; 
 but sLill there's nothing vicious about him. 
 He wouldn't hurt you no more than I would. 
 He's in the cellar till morning." 
 
 I was not suflicieutly critical to note the 
 incongruity of a cellar to a boat ; and, as any 
 immediate view of the menagerie seemed 
 
 out of the question, I tired of the Ark at 
 once, and peevishly resented a pungent odor 
 which tickled my nose and throat. 
 
 " You smell smok.v," said I. 
 
 "I've been smoking my pipe to-night," 
 he responded with great good nature ; " but 
 left it downstairs in the big store-room, on 
 an old barrel. You shall see it to-morrow. 
 It's such a nice, handsome pipe, you know, 
 with a Turk's head — Hello! " 
 
 There certainly was some peculiar noise 
 this time besides the thud! thud! and 
 splashing; a cracking, splintering noise, as 
 though some distant door were yielding 
 slowly to a strong and steady pressure from 
 without. 
 
 Instantly the lantern was extinguished, 
 and the huge, hard hand was upon my mouth 
 again. 
 
 "Not a sound, you young imp! Not so 
 much as a wheeze, or I'll strangle you!" 
 was hoarsely whispered in my ear. "Keep 
 still ; it's only the rats, and they won't hurt 
 you. Hunted down at last ! Hunted down 
 at last ! " 
 
 In all my fright, I could hear the beating 
 of his heart as he leaned across the cot. 
 Finding that I made no effort to move or 
 speak, — for I was too much terrified to do 
 cither, — he cautiously withdrew his hand 
 and sat motionless beside me. 
 
 Crackle, crackle came the sound, more 
 and more distinctly through the thick dark- 
 ness, as though that relentless shoulder 
 against the door were growing stronger; 
 and it seemed to me that even the thudding 
 and splashing waxed louder than before, in 
 an irritable rivalry with the fitful September 
 wind which had begun to moan bitterly out- 
 side. Then there was the snapping of the 
 milkman's whip again ; and then the split- 
 ting, cracking, and splintering from where 
 it left off before; and they all began to 
 associate themselves unaccountably in my 
 mind with the hairy Dwarf and the beautiful 
 Princess ; and I was fast slipping back into 
 the old idea of having the enchanted Prince 
 at my elbow, when an awful something — 
 thick, heavy, and invisible — wafted down 
 upon me in the gloom, and I sprang convul- 
 sively up in the bed, choking and coughing 
 violently. 
 
 In vain I clutched at the thickening air 
 all around to find the man. He was gone, 
 and, as I turned to look for him, there sud- 
 denly appeared, not far from my resting- 
 place, what looked like three sides of a very 
 thin frame of light. The man apparently 
 caught sight of it at the same moment ; for 
 he "fairly leaped to the cot again from 
 wherever he had been, and the hand he laid 
 upon my shoulder trembled. 
 
 " Don't be scared," he whispered. 
 
 I opened my mouth to answer, when hun- 
 dreds of needles seemed to prick my throat 
 and nostrils, and I shrieked aloud with pain 
 and terror. 
 
 With wonderful celerity the man dashed 
 open a solid wooden window-shutter at the 
 head of the cot, with his fist, letting in the 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
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 cold air and the noise of waves, and letting 
 out the strangling demon that had assailed 
 nie ; then lie bounded away from me, and 
 in an instant the three-sided frame of light 
 Bashed into an open doorway, all radiant as 
 morning! 
 
 " Ou lire ! my God, on fire ! " shouted he, 
 standing fully revealed on the fallen door, 
 and staring across the great room in which 
 he stood, at a stairway, up which a single 
 sheet of livid flame seemed leaping over its 
 own brfght cataract. 
 
 Wild with excitement, I took in the whole 
 scene at a glance : the cheerless, bleak place 
 I was in, with its cobwebbed beams over- 
 head, and the boarded floor so worn that 
 the heads of the nails in it shone like silver; 
 myself upon the cot in a corner, right under 
 the open window ; the extinguished lantern 
 resting on a barrel about four feet from me ; 
 a basin-Shaped hat on the ground near it, 
 and my strange companion standing like a 
 statue in the full glare of the outer room, 
 with his back toward me. 
 
 Ding dong! Ding dong! clanged a sol- 
 emn bell from somewhere in the air, and 
 ding dong! ding dong! responded other 
 bells all around; just as a Avhole neighbor- 
 hood of dogs will answer the flrst one that 
 scents a thief in the night. 
 
 At the opening peal, the man disappeared 
 from before the door so quickly that I 
 could not see which way he went. In fact, I 
 did not care ; for all my fears had given place 
 to a feeling of intense exhilaration ; even 
 the smoke, which completely hid the beams 
 from sight as it moved slowly toward the 
 open window, only enlivened me the more, 
 as I associated it with the fireworks I had 
 once seen at Vauxhall Garden ; and ray chief 
 inclination was to handle the lantern upon 
 the barrel. 
 
 Scrambling from the cot, I eagerly laid 
 hold upon the coveted prize, and was soon 
 so deeply engaged in fathoming its myste- 
 ries that even the sounds of loud voices and 
 a kind of measured thumping, which began 
 to blend with the clangor of the bells, did 
 not divert me from my amusement. I had 
 managed to get the bottom out of my novel 
 toy, when a pounding at the open window 
 drew my attention thither, and I could see 
 something glimmering and moving along the 
 sill from the outside. Taking the lantern 
 in my hand, I mounted the cot and looked 
 out, just as the moving object, which proved 
 to be a wet oar, was drawn down. I could 
 both see and hear water right under the case- 
 ment, and a gruff voice, which seemed to 
 come out of the very waves, asked, — 
 
 "Is that you, Wolf?" 
 
 Before I could speak, I was roughly thrust 
 from the window, by my companion of the 
 night, whose reappearance with such abrupt- 
 ness quite took my breath away. 
 
 "Got the boat there?" he asked, hun-iedly. 
 
 " Yes," said the voice. " How did you 
 ketch fire ? " 
 
 " My pipe, I suppose — it's all in the store- 
 room yet — wait a minute." 
 
 He was gone again as quickly as he had 
 come, vanishing, as before, into the outer 
 room, and I followed as far as the door to 
 look at tlie fire. The white flame was still 
 flaring up the stairway, and, as I gazed with 
 wondering admiration, it changed M'ith a 
 hot burst into lurid red, and a huge black 
 cloud, all spangled with sparks, swept full 
 upon me. At the same moment there was a 
 crash in the room behind me ; a scraping 
 and scuflling of many feet, and some one 
 dragged me, all choking and panting, to a 
 near window, through which many dusky 
 figures were swarming, with a great wet 
 serpent of a hose. 
 
 Ilastily wiping the tears of strangulation 
 from my eyes with as much of my elbow as 
 could be conveniently twisted into that ser- 
 vice, I looked fearfully up along the arm of 
 the hand grasping my left shoulder, and 
 found that it belonged to a being in a fire- 
 cap and a red shirt, whose peculiar counte- 
 nance, as it appeared in the firelight, some- 
 how suggested to me a street-corner with a 
 grocery store upon it. 
 
 I looked at him and he looked at me. 
 
 " Why, whose kid are you ? " said he. 
 
 "Sir?" said I. 
 
 Here the fireman was gently touched uport 
 the arm by a smooth-faced gentleman, who 
 had just glided in through the window, audi 
 bore some resemblance to a benignant sex- 
 ton in a full suit of rather cheap black. 
 
 " Excuse me," said the gentleman, cheer- 
 fully; " but, as you are engaged in a peril- 
 ous occupation, I almost feel it to be my 
 duty." Here he dexterously whipt a little- 
 book from one of his coat-tails, and said he,. 
 — " Life is uncertain at any time, you know, 
 and if you should want to insure your life, I; 
 can recommend the Salamander Mutual Trust . 
 Company, of which I am agent. You willi 
 find the system of dividends, et cetera, all 
 laid down in this small book, which I wilL 
 leave with you." 
 
 With the agility of a monkey this pleasant 
 gentleman glided out through the window 
 again before another word could be said, 
 and, as the men with the hose came con- 
 fusedly backing into the room, with much 
 vociferous talk about some danger some- 
 where, my friend lifted me swiftlj' to his 
 shoulder, and I found myself being rapidly 
 carried down a ladder into a great mob of 
 shouting, surging humanity. Kight after us 
 came the others with a reckless speed which 
 made the ladder spring again, and then I 
 was borne irresistibly through a fierce crush 
 of shoulders and fire-caps, to where a grim- 
 looking machine was throbbing spasmodic 
 life into a leathern artery stretching to the 
 burning house. Upon the box part of this 
 machine my bearer seated rae, and, after 
 giving some roaring direction about " work- 
 ing her lively," to the score or more of his 
 own exact likenesses who were toiling up 
 and down at the long rails on either side, he 
 tapped me encouragingly on the head with 
 his trumpet. 
 
 " Hey ! there goes the crib I " burst fi'om 
 
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 AVEEY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 a Inmclrcd throats, when a bright glare fell 
 suddeuly on us all. 
 
 Something between a cheer and a howl 
 rent the air, as I looked up and beheld the 
 flames gushing furiously forth from tlie side 
 window througli which we had so recently 
 descended. Out they came, whirring and 
 crackling under a heavy canopy of folding 
 smoke, making an awful torch to evoke from 
 the black bosom of night a pier washed on 
 either side by lurid waves, and swarming 
 with red and black shapes in every conceiv- 
 able attitude. Along the dry wooden gutter 
 and up the peaked roof went lashes of light, 
 as though to show the way, and then "fol- 
 lowed the scathing, livid scourge in totter- 
 ing rises aud falls, laying open the misera- 
 ble old tenement to the very bone in flery 
 gashes, and swinging up to heaven a low, 
 continual moan, to the symphony of crack- 
 ing tendons and the hisses of blistering 
 joints. Ten thousand mimic fires danced in 
 miniature upon the polished brass-work of 
 the steadily thumping machines on the pier, 
 and half a dozen threads of prismatic water 
 sprang from amid the sea of fire-caps and 
 arched into the seething bowels of the con- 
 flagration like lofty featliers of frosted glass ; 
 but the breath of a furnace drank them mock- 
 ingly from the air, and fresh banners flashed 
 up everywhere to join the burning hosts. 
 The advance of the infernal legions crested 
 the sinking roof at a bound, and straightway 
 the sails of two or three anchored "sloops 
 came pallidly out of the dai'kness of the 
 Tiver beyond, like spectres of lost shipping. 
 -It broadened toward the chimney and flared 
 iliigher, and a whole ocean, with all its com- 
 :merce, seemed to redden aud sparkle away 
 :from it. It fluttered, swirled, gathered a 
 'dozen concentrating flames to itself, hurled 
 lip, with a dull burst, its giant vitals of 
 black smoke and embers, aud, with a noise 
 like thunder far uuderground, the roof and 
 front of the glittering mass feU away from it, 
 as a body from a soul. 
 
 Up swept a hoarse cheer from the dazzled 
 swarm on the pier, to greet the new revela- 
 tion ; but still the whole rear wall aud one 
 of the sides were standing. Half a floor 
 up there, too, seemed to be suspended mi- 
 raculously, with an open window toward the 
 river ; or perhaps it rested on that stairway 
 which, though flaming, yet sustained itself. 
 
 Quicker grew the thump — thump, thump, 
 thump — of the great opposing machines, 
 and the one upon which I was sitting shook 
 so violently under the muscles of itstireless 
 workers that I could hardly keep my seat. 
 Louder swelled the wordless roar of tlie 
 excited multitude ; for, now that the mask 
 was oir, man fathomed all the designs of his 
 old enemy, and felt sure of speedy victory. 
 
 But, in a moment, tliere came a sudden 
 bush, like a caught breath. Every eye had 
 seen a something moving in the fire, and not 
 with the motion of the scrolling and totter- 
 ing things around it; a black and bearish 
 thing, wliich was crawling, as it were, from 
 the very heart of the great, glowing skele- 
 
 ton of the furnace. It gained the unburnt 
 end of a fallen beam, arose to an upright 
 position upon it, and then flitted toward the 
 blazing stairway. A pause for a second, 
 and then up it went right through the flames, 
 and leaped through a shower of sparks, like 
 a maddened ape, to the sill of the open win- 
 dow. Framed by the casement, it stood 
 erect for a minute — turned half around — 
 swiftly wrapped about its head and shoul- 
 ders what looked like a woman's cloak, 
 and — bounded from sight. 
 
 Then burst from hundreds of eager lips a 
 speaking yell, — half- wondering, half-famil- 
 iar, — 
 
 " Hi ! hi ! Did you see the Dock Eat ? " 
 
 CHAPTER II. 
 
 WBAT HAPPENED THE BE AFTER. 
 
 Half sick with excitement, and thor- 
 oughly chilled by the cold night air, I was 
 not sorry when my new protector lifted me 
 from the box of the engine, and silently led 
 rae by the hand untU we reached the street 
 bordering the river and halted under a lamp. 
 Several other firemen had followed, viva- 
 ciously discoursing the merits of a recent 
 spirited single combat with which the ques- 
 tion of precedence at a hydrant had been 
 satisfactorily adjusted, and they now formed 
 an inflamed ring of red shirts around us. 
 
 " I say, Hosey ! " said one of them, stoop- 
 ing to get a closer view of me, " is this here 
 the young tarrier you was a coughin' 
 about ? " 
 
 Hosey nodded an identification of me with 
 the fanciful aud poetical canine object con- 
 cerning which he had expressed himself in 
 that peculiar manner; at the same time inti- 
 mating a lively inclination to concede his 
 boots immediately to that sagacious person 
 who should tell him what to do with me. 
 
 This generous offer excited the cupidity 
 of a gentleman with a colored lantern and a 
 pair of spectacles, who promptly brought a 
 palc-blne glare to bear upon me, and advised 
 my expeditious removal to the hospital. 
 
 Thei'eupon, still another gentleman, who, 
 by dint of an inordinate seal ring and a vast 
 amount of watch-chain, asserted his fashion- 
 able proclivities, wished to be instantane- 
 ously informed as to the tendency of the last 
 speaker's " cackling," and ironically be- 
 sought a detailed account of the bodily 
 injuries qualifjing me for public medical 
 treatment. He likewise addressed his friend 
 by the facetious title of " Old Top-Iishts," 
 and earnestly counselled him to exhibit no 
 further moisture.* 
 
 Mr. Top-lights' irascible disposition, some- 
 what aggravated in this instance by a cold 
 in his head, caused him to receive this flight 
 of humor imperiously. With great deliber- 
 ation of manner, and in awful silence, he at 
 
 * You see, the real words were " Dry up 1 " but pnb« 
 lie taste iu this country is too refined to stand any 
 sucli language in a book. 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 15 
 
 once passed his lantern to a speechless indi- 
 vidual near him. With impressive care he 
 placed his fire-cap upon the walk, and his 
 spectacles within it. Then he carefully un- 
 tied the black silk handkerchief girding the 
 neck of his red shirt, and added it to the 
 contents of the casket. After which he 
 commenced rolling up one of his sleeves 
 with studious elaboration, at the same time 
 asking, in a terrible voice, if his fashionable 
 friend wanted anything of him ? His fash- 
 ionable friend was not prepared just at that 
 moment to assert any pressing need in that 
 direction; whereupon Mr. Top-lights con- 
 secutively resumed his full costume with 
 the same unspeakable gravity as before, and 
 reclaimed his lantern with an air of moral 
 grandeur well fitted to adorn the triumph of 
 a virtuous cause. 
 
 At the conclusion of these absorbing so- 
 lemnities, which he had witnessed with 
 great admiration, Hosey became conscious 
 that I was shivering with cold and should 
 have some attention. 
 
 "Did you belong to that Dock Rat, up 
 there?" he asked me, pointing with his 
 trumpet toward the pier. 
 
 " No, sir," said I, with chattering teeth ; 
 " but I waked up there, and saw a great big- 
 man with a light, and he said it was the 
 House that Jack built, and Noah's Ark; 
 and it wasn't, — was it ? " 
 
 <' He's been stole ! " ejaculated Hosey. 
 
 "Take him home with you to your old 
 woman for to-night — why don't you ? " 
 murmured Mr. Top-lights. 
 
 " So I will, so I will," said Hosey, with 
 sudden decision. "You just take my trum- 
 pet to the Truck House, and I'll lug the 
 youngster right home, and see what turns 
 up to-morrow." 
 
 Raising me to his shoulder with one hand, 
 he stalked abruptly away from them, across 
 the street, and up another street, at such a 
 pace that I clung to his neck and arm with 
 anything but a sense of safety. Poor, be- 
 wildei'ed little creature that I was, my 
 heart fluttered under my soiled jacket like a 
 frightened bird, and I only took such cog- 
 nizance of my journey as might be involved 
 in a succession of glimpses at what frag- 
 mentary patches of first floors the dingy 
 street-lamps feebly illuminated. Now and 
 then, the motionless figure of a watchman 
 appeared at a corner, like a fixture, and 
 was silently left behind. Not quite silently, 
 though ; for the boots of the fireman kept 
 up a steady clink-a-clink on the pavement ; 
 and the sound first soothed, and then 
 tempted me into counting; and finally I 
 was conscious of hearing it less distinctly, 
 as I gradually slid down upon my bearer's 
 red breast. Then for a moment I heard 
 each footfall distinctly again; and then 
 once more they seemed to be going away 
 from me, mixed with a murmur of words 
 that were kind ; and I knew no more. 
 
 O sweet oblivion of our earliest sleep ! 
 thou leafy shadow of the Tree of Life, to 
 woo the fair young spirit to its rest, and 
 
 from its sorrows plume the birdlike dream ! 
 How look we back regretfully to thee, 
 when after-years have brought us such 
 repose as unto thine is like the brackish sea 
 unto the still, sweet-watered woodland 
 spring! How look we back, all longingly 
 to thee, when care unsleeping journeys 
 with the soul, and slumber's but the sight- 
 less moving on through a black tunnel cut 
 'twixt day and day ! 
 
 The warm kiSs of a woman awoke me; 
 and, as I stared again into the active 
 world under the mild spell of her eye, I 
 became duly aware that my couch was a 
 haircloth sofa, and that I was in a cheer- 
 ful, whitewashed room, with a picture of 
 some kind hanging over the mantel-piece. 
 Candlestick in hand, my friendly fireman 
 was sitting upon a chair near my feet, while 
 at my head stood a light-haired, pleasant- 
 looking little woman, attired for the levee 
 of Morpheus, and just recovering from the 
 attitude she had taken when saluting me. 
 • " Hosea Waters," ejaculated the little 
 woman, looking very intently into my eyes, 
 "it's a boy!" 
 
 I have since had reason to believe that 
 my other features, all blurred with smoke 
 as they were, had suggested to her only an 
 indefinite abstraction of humanity, both 
 idea and distinction of sex having come to 
 her simultaneously with the raising of my 
 eyelids. 
 
 Mr. Waters nodded approvingly, and 
 deftly snufled the candle with his fingers. 
 "All right, my tulip," said he, with floral 
 grace; and there was a pride of property 
 in the look he gave her which taught me 
 instinctively that she was his wife. 
 
 "To think of such a little young thing 
 being alone in a house afire, with such a 
 creature ! " she pityingly soliloquized, gently 
 pushing my hair back from my forehead 
 with her hand. "Lay still, dear, you're 
 safe now." 
 
 I had attempted to rise ; not in fear at 
 all, for I felt safe enough now ; but from a 
 precocious sensation of awkwardness at 
 reclining in the presence of strangers. 
 
 " Where is your father, my dear ? " 
 
 " He lives way over there ! " answered I, 
 pointing over the back of the sofa in the 
 direction of a window. 
 
 " What is your name ? " 
 
 "Avery Glibun." 
 
 She saw that I was growing uneasy un- 
 der her questions, and put the next one 
 stooping smilingly beside me. 
 
 " And where is your mother, my dear ? " 
 
 " She was putted into the ground," said 
 I, with a memory of a steepled van, and a 
 procession of carriages before me. 
 
 The little woman placed a plump arm 
 around my neck, and, as she kissed me and 
 for a moment pressed me to her, my young 
 heart caught a glimpse of a now sympathy ; 
 an intuitive consciousness of something 
 deep being kindly stirred. For, as I subse- 
 quently discovered, she had been mother to 
 a little one, who, like a cry from God enter- 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 ing one ear of the world and passing out at 
 the other, had died with the niglit of birtli. 
 Mr. Waters tooli such an interest in this 
 demonstration, that he permitted the can- 
 dlesticlv in Iiis hand to assume an angle in 
 range of his chin, when the sensation and 
 smell of burning whiskers produced a quick 
 reaction. "Come," said he, rising to his 
 feet, while a distant bell sounded from the 
 street; "it's two now, by the watch-house 
 clock, old woman, and we'd better be get- 
 ting some sleep ; for I've got to be at the 
 shop by seven, you know. Let young brass- 
 buttons sleep on the sofa, there, and we'll 
 leave our door open. Come." 
 
 Placing his fire-cap upon the mantel-piece 
 under the picture, so that I could see it 
 from where I lay, and pointing to it as 
 though to assure me that my contemplation 
 of such an object must naturally be a source 
 of great comfort to me, he placed the can- 
 dlestick upon the chair he had vacated, 
 nodded pleasantly to me, and passed through 
 a door leading into an adjoining room. 
 
 " I'll be back in a moment, pet," said the 
 little woman, as she softly followed him. 
 
 Immediately reappearing, with several 
 quilts and a blanket in her arms, she pro- 
 ceeded very expertly to convert me on the 
 sofa into a child in a snug bed, and I pres- 
 ently found myself confounding her with 
 Elfle, and feeling very much at home. 
 
 "Now go to sleep," said she, "like a 
 good boy, and I'll leave the candle until you 
 do so. That's my room, right over there, 
 and I'll leave the door part way open ; so 
 you needn't be afraid. Now kiss me, dear." 
 
 I turned my mouth full towards her this 
 time, for I already liked her very much; 
 but hardly had her lips touched mine when 
 she drew quickly back. 
 
 "Who gave you laudanum ?" she asked. 
 
 I only looked at her in a startled way. 
 
 "Well," said she; "no matter about it 
 to-night," and , kissed me thoughtfully on 
 my cheek. 
 
 " Now say your prayers, dear, and go 
 right to sleep. Good-night." 
 
 She moved noiselessly into the other 
 room, and I was half-minded to cry, and 
 feel afraid at being left alone ; but, as my 
 roving eyes gradually took in the whole 
 apartment, with its spotless walls and ceil- 
 ing, its clean striped carpet, and simple 
 furniture ; its picture over the mantel, show- 
 ing like some sort of map now that the light 
 was right under it ; the cylinder stove, and 
 the ticking of a clock sounding from the 
 next room, — all these things had some- 
 thing so peaceful about them, that they 
 quieted me before I knew it. Upon one 
 thing, however, I was resolved : she was 
 coming after the candle when I had gone to 
 sleep, and I was resolved, therefore, not to 
 go to sleep at all. Filled with that resolu- 
 tion, I fixed my gaze with great intensity 
 upon the candle, and awoke at sunrise 
 precisely, next morning. 
 
 Wonderful changes had been effected in 
 the mean time. A fire was crackling briskly 
 
 away in the stove, a little square table, all 
 spread for a meal, stood in the centre of the 
 room, and, by the tender, early light com- 
 ing in through the muslin-curtaiued win- 
 dows, of which there were two, I could see 
 Mrs. Waters adjusting a teakettle on the 
 top of the cylinder. She was dressed so 
 plainly that she looked even prettier than 
 before. 
 
 As I stirred, she turned her full face my 
 way, and smiled a good-morning. 
 
 " Want to get up? " she asked. 
 
 " Yessum," said I, timidly. 
 
 She came over and helped extricate me 
 from the bed-clothing, kissing me as I 
 stepped upon the floor, and turning me to 
 the light, so that she could examine the 
 clothing I had on. 
 
 "Why!" said she; "brass buttons; and 
 what a nice coat ! " 
 
 I fingered the buttons, and looked at her 
 from the corners of my eyes with that in- 
 genuous bashfulness which is believed to 
 indicate excess of childish innocence. 
 
 " Who made such a nice coat for you? " 
 she asked, stooping to inspect the sewing. 
 
 " Nobody didn't make it; but Elfle bought 
 it for me," I replied, without a presenti- 
 ment of Lindley Murray. 
 
 " Is Elfle your sister? " 
 
 "No'm; she's my nurse." 
 
 She turned the lower edge of my jacket 
 outward and inward upon her foreflnger a 
 few times, and then asked, — 
 
 "Did Elfle take you to that old ware- 
 house, where Mr. Waters found you last 
 night ? " 
 
 "No'm," said I, very positively; "no- 
 body didn't take me there ; but I woke up 
 and saw the man." 
 
 After this reply she gave a few turns to 
 the edge of my jacket again, and flnally 
 brought very noiselessly from the other 
 room a wet towel and a comb. 
 
 " Let me flx you for breakfast," she said, 
 in a motherly tone, and soon I was fresh- 
 ened and combed into something like my 
 tidier self. Then she looked closely at my 
 face again, kissed me once more, and told 
 me to look at the picture on the wall, while 
 she got the flsh ready. 
 
 The work of art in question represented 
 a very long-legged company of military- 
 looking flremen allowing their machine to 
 follow them down a glorified street of noth- 
 ing but churches and domed palaces, while 
 the entire sky overhead was of that red-hot 
 tint which realizes the very ideal of a popu- 
 lar conflagration. The picture gave me 
 great satisfaction by its high colors, and I 
 was dwelling fondly upon the flgure of the 
 flreraan, who seemed to be pressing a bright 
 yellow trumpet with both hands to his lips, 
 as a last desperate means of escaping an 
 imminent fall upon his face, when Mr. 
 Waters arrived safely from bed. 
 
 "Well, young three-foot," roared Mi*. 
 Waters, in a tempest of amiability, "how 
 are you now?" and he at once took my 
 weight upon the sides of his hands by lift- 
 
BETWEEX TWO FIRES. 
 
 17 
 
 ing me uuceremouionsly iu the air by my 
 arm-pits. 
 
 "Milly, old woman," lie coutiuued, "let 
 the bauqiict be served." 
 
 Mrs. Waters promptly served him with a 
 kiss, by Avay of a relish, and then dished the 
 mackerel, whose odorous smoke had for 
 some moments lain heav.y on my lungs. 
 There were a chair and plate for me, and 
 we all sat down to a meal which might be 
 eaten with a knife without overturning so- 
 ciety. 
 
 "Now, Hosea," said the little woman, 
 after the first emotions were over, "you 
 must tell me what to do, you knoAV, while 
 you are away." 
 
 " You jest lay low," responded Mr. Wa- 
 ters, with an air of conversing on some 
 extremely private family matter quite un- 
 known to me, — "j'ou jest lay low and see 
 if anything comes up." 
 
 As this sounded like a scientific direction 
 for some kind of gardening, I was about to 
 make inquiries as to what was most likelj^ 
 to come up, when Mr. Waters checked me 
 by throwing himself very far back in his 
 chair, and looking regretfully from me to 
 liis wife. 
 
 " x\h-h ! " sighed Mr. Waters, abstractedly 
 loosening the upper button of his gray 
 cloth vest, " if ouru had only a lived, he'd 
 be about four inches taller than him." 
 
 Milly put down her teacup and looked at 
 me very sadly. 
 
 " I always intended that fine, scrumptious 
 l5oy for the Department," resumed Mr. 
 Waters, in deep afliiction. "I intended him 
 to carry a trumpet in the Department, and 
 be a credit to that Department. He should 
 a made the machine, which is the pride of 
 our lives, so much immortal that nothing in 
 the Department could a been more bilious. 
 Methinks I see him now, a sittin' — on the 
 reel — at par-a-a-de ! " 
 
 Here Mr. Waters' lower lip twitched so 
 that he could say no more just then, and he 
 wrinkled his forehead so severel.v, to keep 
 something back, that I was quite frightened 
 at him; while Milly held the skirt of her 
 dress to her eyes, and suflered her spoon to 
 fall upon the floor. 
 
 "But this here's downright weakness, 
 you know," said Mr. Waters, leaving his 
 chair with a boisterousness much too de- 
 monstrative to be real. " We'll make young 
 three-foot think that we're a couple of play- 
 actors. I must be off, too, old woman ; so 
 here's a go." 
 
 He kissed her on top of her head, for she 
 still kept her face covered, patted me on the 
 arm as he passed to the door, and then I 
 heard him going downstairs very slowly. 
 
 The little woman remained behind her 
 skirt until I began to writhe upon mj"- chair, 
 a:id then cast it away from her and started 
 np as though suddenly called to some press- 
 ing duty. Bidding me go to one of the 
 windows and see if I could find tlie milk- 
 man, she commenced to clear away the 
 table very briskly ; and as I discovered that 
 3 
 
 she had no inclination to talk, it was only 
 left for me to obey her direction. 
 
 Toddling to the nearest window, and 
 climbing into a cane-bottoraed cliair there- 
 at, I was enabled to look down into a nar- 
 row and not very clean street, near the 
 centre of which a dreadfully thin and tat- 
 tered old woman, with a great bag on her 
 back, Avas gleaning with an iron hook for 
 I'ags. It was quite amazing to see the 
 expertness with which she whipped each 
 fresh capture into her Jjag without so much 
 as looking up, and I had cultivated quite an 
 admiration for her, when my a,ttention was 
 attracted to a milkman who had just driven 
 up to a house on the other side of the way, 
 and was uttering his shrill call in great 
 enjoyment of his own voice. A woman, 
 who wore her sleeves rolled to her elbows, 
 and carried a white pitcher iu her hands, 
 appeared as by magic on the edge of the 
 curb beside the wagon ; and as the milkman 
 dipped the milk from one of the tali tin cans 
 between his knees and the horse, he evi- 
 dently made some humorous remark; for 
 she looked up at him from under one of 
 her hands and laughed. Satisfied that he 
 had produced an impression and given good 
 measure, the milkman drove dashinglj'- away, 
 leaving the reins loose upon the cans for a 
 step or two, as though to assure the whole 
 block that there was much gentlemanly 
 ease about such a business as his. The 
 woman, with her pitcher between her hands, 
 stood looking I'ather vacantly after him, 
 until the violent tap2)iug of a hand, which 
 seemed to grow out of a muslin curtain, ou 
 a pane iu the basement window behind her, 
 made her reti-eat precipitatelj^ down an area 
 and under a front stoop. From the point 
 where she disappeared, I ran my eye np the 
 front of the house to the roof, where a pair 
 of old-maidish dormer-windows stuck out 
 like a coui^le of monstrous bonnets. Then 
 I looked at the houses on either side, which 
 were just like the first one ; and then I 
 looked down to the vralk again, where a fat 
 little boy, with checkered sleeves over his 
 coat-arms, and a basket of meat swinging 
 under one of his elbows, was leaning against 
 an area railing, deeply absorbed in the study 
 of a family breakfasting iu the basement 
 below him. While he thus attained some 
 knowledge of life, there came along a boy 
 of the same description, but one size larger 
 in all his departments, who was suddenly 
 stricken with a staggering affection and 
 reeled heavily against him. This produced 
 a face-to-face match of an animated charac- 
 ter, the parties taking tuims in crowding 
 each other around in half circles and min- 
 gling bitter sneers. 
 
 I was watching them very intently, when 
 the voice of Milly made me turn my head ; 
 and when I looked again both boys had van- 
 ished. 
 
 "Here, Avery," said Milly, "come and 
 look at the pictures in this pretty book, on 
 the sofa." 
 
 She had brought a large, leather-bound 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OE, 
 
 volume from the back room, aud, as it 
 proved to be a Bible full of pictures, I was 
 soou engaged in exploring its leaves. Be- 
 tween this book aud the window I spent 
 several hours, the little woman working 
 about me from one department to the other, 
 aud promising to tell me about the jjictures 
 as soou as she sat down to her sewing. The 
 latter she was finally preparing to do, when 
 a bell tinkled somewhere downstairs, and 
 presently we heard some one coming up. 
 Next came a knock at the door, which ililly 
 opcued half-way, aud I heard a familiar 
 voice say, — 
 
 "Good-morning, madam. The woman 
 downstairs informed me that a fireman 
 named Waters occupied those rooms." 
 
 "Mr. Waters is my husband, sir," an- 
 swered Milly; "but he is not at home now. 
 Won't you walk in ? " 
 
 She opened the door more widely, and 
 before I could make up my mind whether to 
 hide behind the sofa or not, my father had 
 entered and seized me by the arm. 
 
 "I have found you at last, have I?" he 
 said, with a sternness that made me cower. 
 " I beg your pardon, madam, but this is my 
 son ; my name is Glibun." 
 
 "He has been a very good boj^" replied 
 Milly, evidently not kuowiug just what to 
 say. 
 
 "He was stolen or ran away from his 
 home during my temporary absence," con- 
 tinued my father, still retaining his hold on 
 me, " and upon almost the first move of the 
 police this morning, at my instigation, it was 
 discovered that a well-dressed child was 
 saved from a burning building last night by 
 some fireman, who proved, upon inquiry, to 
 be your husband. I hardly expected to' find 
 the child here ; but, since he is here, per- 
 haps you can tell me under what circum- 
 stances your husband chanced to discover 
 him." 
 
 " Well, sir," said Milly, " it was at an old 
 warehouse on some dock, where the fire 
 was, aud my husband says that he found the 
 child upstairs in one of the rooms, just as 
 the fire was getthig hottest. He carried 
 him down the ladder and put him on the 
 engine until the fire was out, and then 
 bi'ought him home here." 
 
 "Was nobody with him? Whose ware- 
 house was it ? " asked my father, biting the 
 rim of his hat and looking fixedly at her. 
 
 "My husband said, sir, that the warehouse 
 is not used by any one at this time of year, 
 and there was nobody with the child. Oh ! 
 I do recollect now, though, thatmy husband 
 spoke about seeing a rough-looking man 
 jumping out of a back window into the 
 river, just as the roof fell. Have you any 
 idea, sir, how the little boy could have got 
 into such a place as that? " 
 
 "Wiio took you there, sir?" asked ray 
 father, holding me off from him so that he 
 could see ray face. 
 
 " Nobody didn't take me there," said I, 
 beginning to cry aud feel very miserable; 
 "1 woke up there." 
 
 "I shall, of .course, find out all about it on 
 ray return liorae," observed my fatlicr to 
 Milly; " and now, madam, what" is the sura 
 of my indebtedness to you aud your hus- 
 band for your kindness to my son? " 
 
 "Nothing! sir!" came like a shot from 
 Milly. 
 
 " But I must insist. You have had ranch 
 trouble, and perhaps some expense.'' 
 
 "Let the little boy come to see me some- 
 times with his nurse, — that's all we ask," re- 
 sponded Mrs. Waters, very shortly. 
 
 " That he shall certainly do," assented my 
 father. " Come, sir, you must go home with 
 me." 
 
 Ho did not free my arm, even when Milly 
 stooped to kiss me, and I had barely time to 
 note that she had immediately turned and 
 gone into the other room, when I v/as half 
 hoisted, half dragged downstairs and bun- 
 dled into a cab at the frontdoor. 
 
 " Where's your cap, sir ? " asked ray father, 
 as he took a seat beside me, and the vehicle 
 drove off. 
 
 I dou't know what answer I made ; but I 
 do know that his glittering gold watch- 
 chain, with which I had never been permit- 
 ted to play, seemed to my infant eyes the 
 insignia of a power to be dreaded rather 
 than loved. 
 
 CHAPTER III. 
 
 MY FATBER DOES BIS DUTY AS A PAEEXT. 
 
 The driver of the cab was also the pro- 
 prietor of a carriage, with which he fre- 
 queutly called for my father just after night- 
 fall, ilence, we knew each other by sight; 
 for often had I befogged a certain pane of 
 glass in one of our basement windows with 
 staring at him by the half hour, as he paced 
 reflectively to and fro upon the sidewalk, in 
 waiting for his patron. To this day I am 
 utterly uncertain as to what his age was; 
 whether he was a young man rendered pre- 
 maturely serious by I'everses in horse-flesh, 
 or a middle-aged person with a past expe- 
 rience to hold him in perpetual reverie. A 
 black velvet cap drawn far down over his 
 ears, and a grey scarf Avound far up his chin, 
 were among the devices with which he de- 
 fied chronological speculatiou at every sea- 
 son of the year; aud the fact that he trans- 
 acted his entire business with ray father, so 
 far as observed, with coughs graduated to 
 all the degrees of inquir.v, and nods adapted 
 to all the shades of intelligent assent, 
 would have established his reputation as a 
 phenomenon of immaculate speechlessness, 
 but for the qualifying legend of an actual 
 conversation he had once held with me. 
 Early one summer evening, when I had 
 climbed through the opened l)asenjent win- 
 dow into the front area, and was taking a 
 nearer view of this profoundly thoughtful 
 man, our cook suddenly presented her head 
 and bust in the casement behind me, and 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIEES. 
 
 19 
 
 desired me to come in. I was trying to 
 obey lier by climbing in baclcwards, — for I 
 could not bear to lose sight for an instant 
 of one in whom my interest had become 
 absorbing. — when he nnexpectedly diverged 
 from his nsual walk at an acute angle, and 
 came directly to the area railings. His 
 hands were in his pockets, his whip was 
 under his right arm, and a voice of fabulous 
 hoarseness said to mo, — 
 
 " Is that one married? " 
 
 In dense confusion I hazarded the random 
 response, — 
 
 " I b'lieve so." 
 
 There came a muffled sigh as from under 
 several layers of woollen goods, and the 
 voice said, — 
 
 " They're all so/' 
 
 After which the owner of the voice gave a 
 thoughtful look skyward, as though that was 
 the only place, after all, and moved heavily 
 back to the curb. 
 
 From thenceforth, however, there was an 
 understanding between us; and the famil- 
 iarity of past associations might have been 
 cited as his justification for making sounds 
 upon his box, on the way home, as of an in- 
 fant being severely chastised, and otherwise 
 conveying to me within the cab his concep- 
 tion of the penal incident likely to occur in 
 my iniiuediate future. 
 
 Not a word spoke my father in all the 
 ride ; but from time to time he brushed down 
 his black mustache between his lips, and 
 looked at me, sitting, or crouching, opposite, 
 in a way which made me feel, somehow, as 
 though I were being sternly considered in a 
 position altogether apart from the present 
 one. . 
 
 The cab had crossed Broadway, and rat- 
 tled and bounced through one street and 
 another, until it finally stopped before the 
 door of the house known to me as home. 
 Descending from his lofty seat, with a red 
 pocket-handkerchief, curiously knotted, be- 
 tween his teeth, the driver leisurely ascended 
 the stoop and rang the bell. Returning to 
 the cab, lie opened the door for our exit, and, 
 as we ascended the stoop, I noticed that he 
 had laid his knotted handlvcrchief across the 
 palm of one hand in the likeness of a goblin 
 babe, and ^vas applying the other to it in a 
 series of soundless slaps not to be mis- 
 construed. 
 
 Dear old cook answered the bell, and was 
 not to be deterred from clasping me imme- 
 diately to her ample chest, and exclaiming, — 
 
 " Ah, then, you've found him, sir, as I was 
 hoping; and not hurted, either. Where was 
 it you strayed to. Master Avery, that myself 
 and J.Irs. Elfie were next door to thinkin' 
 you'd been stolen ? And where's the cap of 
 the child — " 
 
 " There, Mrs. Fry, that is enough, if you 
 please," said my father', hanging his hat upon 
 the mahogany stand in the hall. "Is Mis- 
 tress Elfie in ? " 
 
 " She's up in her own room, sir." 
 
 "Be good enough, then, Mrs. Fry, to let 
 her know that I have found this runawav 
 
 boy again, and that I desire to see her for a 
 few moments in the back parlor, on busi- 
 ness." 
 
 " Yes, sir," answered cook, relapsing into 
 her usual helpless awe at the sound of that 
 cold, supercilious, unimpassioncd voice. 
 
 I started to follow her upstairs ; but his 
 hand arrested me at the first step. 
 
 " I want you Avith me, sir, for a few mo- 
 ments." 
 
 lie led me into the back parlor, pointed to 
 a sofa between the door and a window, and 
 then turned the inside blinds of the latter 
 so that the light should fall upon me and 
 upon the door. Between an oak sideboard 
 and the chimney on the opposite side of the 
 room was a large haircloth arm-chair, which 
 he drew to a position near the grate fire, 
 where its occupant would be partly in 
 shadow. He had lifted another chaii*, of the 
 ordinary sort, and was bringing it toward 
 where I sat, when there came a knock at the 
 door. 
 
 " Open it, sir," said he to me. 
 
 Tremblingly I obeyed, and Elfie came 
 quickly past me into the room. I had 
 thought she would take me in her arms and 
 carry me straight away from him; I had 
 thought she would hug and kiss me, and be 
 crazy to hear about the man in the Hou've 
 that Jack built, and all the otlicr str.":i're 
 things; but she passed me by Avit^ at a 
 look, and went straight to where my father 
 was standing. He bowed, and placed the 
 chair for her; but she neither returned the 
 salutation nor seated herself. Jlotionless 
 she stood where she had paused at the mo- 
 ment ; her face rigid and colorless ; her pale- 
 yellow hair looking almost as white, in the 
 rays pouring over her from the window ; and 
 her tall, stately form instinctive with a de- 
 fiant dignity in its draperj^ of lustreless 
 black. 
 
 " Well?" she said, very sharply. 
 
 "Won't you be seated, madam?" asked 
 my father. 
 '"Well?" 
 
 She did not move a muscle. The word 
 had the lightning of passion in it, and 
 seemed to come from her eyes rather than 
 from her lips. 
 
 "If you will not take a seat, madam," 
 said my father, coolly, "perhaps you will 
 pardon me for not following your example, 
 as I am rather tired." 
 
 He deliberately seated himself in the arm- 
 chair by the fire, 1)rought his hands together 
 under his chin, and, with his great, dark 
 eyes fixed upon her face, continued, — 
 
 " It is useless for me to tell you, madam, 
 that the recent disappearance from home of 
 my son there, is not such a mystery to me 
 as it might have been to another parent. 
 Here he is again, you perceive. I flatter 
 myself that my measures for his recovery 
 have not indicated on my part any of that 
 frenzied apprehension or hasty alarm which 
 might possil^ly be natural in a person wholly 
 unprepai'cd for sucii an exigency. I have 
 not asked the boy to tell me anything. I 
 
20 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OE, 
 
 have not asked him to explain liow lie — 
 my son — clumccd to Ijo in a desevtetl Avave- 
 house at the dead of night ; nov how it hajj- 
 pened that I found hlin tliis morning in 
 charge of a common tireman's wife." 
 
 Eltie started, and a deep tlush passed over 
 her face. I put my right hand in one of 
 hers, and she squeezed it spasmodicallj', and 
 held it. 
 
 "I have no wish," continued my father, 
 "to know the de'tails of the afl'air. It is 
 enough for me to thoroughly understand its 
 entire meaning, to clearly comprehend its 
 instigating purpose, and to be capable of 
 readily identifying the hand whose cunning 
 would forget every obligation of trust and 
 gratitude, to make me childless." 
 
 The tears of a woman arc either prayers 
 or curses, and those which now wet Eltie's 
 cheeks were one or the other. 
 
 "You speak of trust, of gratitude!" she 
 said, in a suppressed voice, bending slightly 
 toward him. "Are human trust and human 
 gratitude, at their best, superior to all that 
 is sacred and holy toward the Almighty? 
 If ]iou know so much, do not 7, also, know 
 something? Do / not know — God help 
 me ! — what you would do with this mother- 
 less child? bo I not know — " 
 
 "The child is present, madam," inter- 
 rupted my father, rising from his chair, as 
 though he would send me from the room ; 
 " surely you forget yourself." 
 
 "Let him stay!" she ejaculated, waving 
 him Oil' and drawing me closer to her; "let 
 him stay ! I shall be calmer if he is here ; 
 I will not hear you without him. He re- 
 minds me of all the good there is in me, and 
 you of all the bad ! " 
 
 She fell upon her knees beside me on the 
 carpet, and pressed me to her throbbing 
 heart in a transport of uncontrollable grief. 
 " My darling, my darling," she sobbed, " you 
 "Will never believe anything wrong of me, 
 will you ? " 
 
 Suddenly her arms dropped from me, and 
 she arose to her feet, at a touch from my 
 father's jewelled hand. There was an ex- 
 pression, almost smiling, on his darkly- 
 handsome face, which held her spellbound. 
 
 "Is it a kindness to the boy to make me 
 hate him?" he asked, very slowly. "Is it 
 a kindness to the boy to place him before 
 me in such a light, that when you leave 
 him — as leave him you must ! — he will be 
 odious to my sight? Ellie, that boy is 
 mine. This house is his home. My wishes 
 and my will must control him ; and whoever 
 comes between those wishes and that will 
 and their object — whether man or woman 
 — must go down ! " 
 
 She looked straight at him now, breath- 
 ing heavily through her dilated nostrils; 
 and, although her face was flushed, her lips 
 were like ashes. 
 
 "Yes I " she said, throwing a whole breath 
 into the word, and clutching the hand I had 
 again placed in one of hers. "Your will ! I 
 know what it is, — who should know lietter ? 
 I am not weak, and it has beeu a relentless 
 
 tyrant to me ; he is but a child, and it will 
 be tlie destvo3^er of his soul. You know 
 IL! — as you stand there so calm and smil- 
 ing, you know it! " 
 
 "Mailam," — his tone was clear and un- 
 emotional as that of a silver ))cll, — "the 
 time has passed when j^ou and I could dis- 
 cuss that topic to any useful eud. Whatever 
 I have been, or may be, to others, to you I 
 have ever been, or tried to be, a friend. In 
 so far as you have trusted me, I have proved 
 no traitor. To your care I gave my dj'ing 
 wife ; " — here my father paused for a mo- 
 ment; — " to your care I have hitherto con- 
 flded my only child. My house has been 
 free to you as your own home ; you have 
 commanded here ; and yet (such have been 
 my precautions) no breath of calumny has 
 iissailed you under this roof. I do not speak 
 boastfully of performing obligations which 
 the chivalrous instinct of any gentleman 
 must suggest as due from the most illus- 
 trious of his sex to the lowliest of j-'ours ; 
 but it seems necessary to remind yoil that I 
 have at least given you no provocation for 
 an enmity which should deliberately seek to 
 deprive me of my own flesh and blood." 
 
 Again she sank upon her knees ; but this 
 time her arras were not for me; she ex- 
 tended them toward him, as he stood there 
 to torture her with his sinister and studied 
 words, and her hands were clasped in sup- 
 plication. 
 
 " Forgive me ! I have acted wildly, fool- 
 ishly, not knowing what I did, and I ask 
 you what I have never dared to ask Heaven, 
 — forgive me ! " 
 
 He breathed upon a brilliant diamond 
 which flashed from a ring on one of his fin- 
 gers, and did not even look at her. 
 
 " Do you see me here on my knees to 
 you ? " she said, in a voice so harshly unlike 
 her own that I shrank from her in terror. 
 "Do you hear me, man ? I say I have acted 
 madly and would be forgiven. Do not 
 make me leave this child. Trust me once 
 more ; put me to any test ; I ask, I beg of you." 
 
 "Madam," came tlie measured response 
 from the lips above the diamond, "where 
 I have been once deceived, I never trust 
 again." 
 
 That taunt, of all others, is the one which 
 no living woman can hear from man, with- 
 out realizing that there is a devil in her. 
 Whether it comes as a despairing imputa- 
 tion upon the unswerving truth which she 
 knows to be hers, or bursts upon her as an 
 accusation made hourly familiar in her own 
 conscience, there is a maddening lash in it 
 which reaches down to the very quick of 
 that deathless woman-instinct whieh knows 
 no modifying circumstance, and draws blood 
 to the eye and murder to the heart. 
 
 Springing to her feet like a tigress under a 
 blow, her blue eyes scintillaut with passion, 
 her thin nostrils dilating and contracting, 
 and her hands tearing into her heaving 
 breast, tlie kneeling supplicant of a moment 
 before advanced with one fierce stride upon 
 her judge, and made him look at her. 
 
BETWEEN T^YO FIRES. 
 
 21 
 
 For a momont, as tlicy stood thus closeh' 
 face to face, there was a startled look in his 
 eye as.thoii2;h his heart miyht l)e hastening' 
 its pace under a coward sensation. It was 
 only for a moment, however; and then over 
 all his features deepened an expression of 
 concentrated and despotic conunaud, to 
 make . innocence shrink beneath a greater 
 steadfastness, and guilt cower before a 
 darker daring. 
 
 I saw the woman sinking xuider it like 
 some broken, withered thing; I saw her 
 put out her hands as though to ward off 
 some yct-to-be-spoken reproach, and then 
 bov,' her head between them and burst into 
 a piteous, helpless wail. 
 
 JMy fiither smiled into his former self 
 again, at her first sob, bi-eathed once more 
 upon his diamond, led her by an elbow to 
 the chair he had placed for her at first, and 
 stood looking down upon her bowed head 
 without the slightest sign of emotion. 
 
 "Elfie," he said, "I would spare you if I 
 could in justice do so ; but I must perform 
 my chity as a parent. Since j'ou have such 
 an inordinate liking for the boy, I will not 
 say that you shall never see him again. In- 
 deed, you will probably see much of him 
 some day or other, and I would have you 
 take the spirit I am now compelled to dis- 
 play regarding him, as a guide for j'ourself 
 then. I shall place him temporarily in 
 charge of Mrs. Fry, and, at the same time, 
 keep such an eye over him myself as Avill 
 prevent any further adventures with fire- 
 men. He is old enough now to be out of 
 nursery leading-strings, and your departure 
 need cause no particular comment amongst 
 those who chance to notice it. I will try to 
 think that you were indeed mad, as you say, 
 when you undertook to perpetrate the 
 astounding folly just frustrated, and you 
 must not go away thinking that I have any 
 permanent anger against you. Snch is not 
 the case. I shall always remember how 
 much I am in your debt for the past, and 
 feel honored to call myself your very good 
 friend. No more need be said, I think, on 
 the subject." 
 
 "Has Elfle got to go 'way?" I asked, 
 speaking for the first time since my return 
 home. 
 
 My father seemed unconscious that I had 
 spoken at all, and Elfle raised her head only 
 to look vacantly toward the door. 
 
 "You are right, sir," she said, in a list- 
 less, weary way, — "yes, very right. It is 
 certainly for the best that I should leave 
 this house at once — at once. I will go 
 soon. I will go to-day." 
 
 She arose from the chair, and moved in 
 the direction of the door, like one walking 
 in a dream. My father stepped before her, 
 opened the door, and bowed. She paused 
 on the sill, glanced earnestly at me for a 
 moment, and then threw back her head im- 
 patientlj-. 
 
 "Why," said she, turning half toward 
 him, but addressing herself to something 
 above her, "why should I fear Tor myself, 
 
 or for anything that I love, now? Why 
 should I not disobey him? " 
 
 Their eyes met again. His had the glitter 
 of steel in them, and his upper lip worked 
 curiously upon his gleaming teeth. 
 
 " Because you dare not ! " 
 
 Her head drooped at the sound; she 
 moved slowly into the hall, and he stood 
 staring after her Avith tliat look upou his 
 face until we heard the door of her own 
 room upstairs close upon her. He touched 
 a bell-pull on the wall, and cook quickly 
 made her appearance, in great trepidation. 
 
 "Mrs. Fry," said my father, "Mistress 
 Elfle, the nurse, is obliged to return unex- 
 pectedly to her family, and I must confide 
 Master Avery to your especial care until I 
 can make suitable disposition of him. He 
 seems to be so A^aluable that people are 
 ready to steal him, and I must caution you 
 to keep him always in sight. Do this faith- 
 fully for a short time, and do not permit 
 your assistant to gossip about this matter 
 of his being lost. It will be as well, also, for 
 you not to let him say a word about it him- 
 self from tliis time forth. You hear what I 
 say, sir? Now take him downstairs with 
 you." 
 
 The kind-hearted cook trembled very per- 
 ceptil)ly as she led me to the kitchen stairs, 
 down which we had not progressed very 
 far T.iieu the front door closed after my 
 parent. 
 
 In the kitchen we found Mrs. Fry's assist- 
 ant, a rather slouchy young girl with weak 
 blue eyes, reddish locks, a frock chronically 
 flapping open behind her uneasy shoulders, 
 and a habit of walking which cook not un- 
 frequently described as " scufiling." Her 
 nature was not exactly an emotional one ; 
 in fact, she possessed an equanimity of dis- 
 position alike siguiflcaut of an incori-igibly 
 philosophical mind, and of no mind at all ; 
 but, upon catching sight of me, as I was led 
 in by Mrs. Fry, she exclaimed, "Oh, good 
 gracious ! " aud let fiill into the water a dish 
 she Avas washing. 
 
 " Now just see here you ! " cried Mrs. Fry, 
 leaving me and pouncing upon her, " there's 
 nothing to be said about it; and if you go 
 to hysterickiug over the recent deuooment, 
 there's a certain person — I will not say 
 whom — will wreak his vengeance into the 
 very kitchen, even." 
 
 " Oh, good gracious ! Is it anything like 
 that one about ' The Nobleman's Vow,' or 
 'The 'Sassinated Hair,' ma'am?" asked the 
 young woman, gazing askance at me. 
 
 "Does the Hair look as though he was 
 'sassinated, you poor, half-witted creature ? " 
 queried cook, conteiuptuously. "Isn't he 
 back again in the halls of his ann-sisters, 
 aud without his entail cut ofl'? " 
 
 " Oh, good gracious, yes ! " 
 
 "Well, then, don't be talkni' like a false 
 caitifl"," added Mrs. Fry, impatiently ; "but 
 go sweep the basement aud keep a palsied 
 tongue in j'our head. The mystery is not 
 for the likes of us to solve ; aud we're for- 
 bid to open our mouths about it." 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 The false caitiff seemed to uuderstaucl 
 this spcecli to the full extent of its subtlest 
 meaning ; for she responded to it by prompt- 
 ly taking down a broom from beside the 
 dresser, and "scuffling" thoughtfully away 
 into the front basement. 
 
 By this time I -was spi'awled on the 
 floor, by the range, fondling my old 
 friend, the cat, and coolc felt it incumbent 
 upon her to round a period for my especial 
 instruction before resuming her interrupted 
 ■work. 
 
 "Master Avy," said she, pointing in the 
 direction of upstairs, with a saucepan, 
 "what's past cannot be remedied; but the 
 future is before us, when the wrong shall be 
 righted, as will be shown in our coming 
 chapters. Myself and others have got our 
 orders to say nothing about where you've 
 been the while ; and you've got your orders, 
 from one whom I won't name, to tell no 
 tales. So ask me no questions and tell me 
 no adventures, for fear of the vengeance of 
 them that can see through stone wails and 
 hear through dungeon doors." 
 
 "Can he hear away down here?" asked 
 I, perfectly comprehending her reference. 
 
 " Oh, to be sure, dear, he can." 
 
 " But he couldn't if we was in the cellar, 
 could he ? " 
 
 "Every word and whisper," responded 
 cook very emphatically. 
 
 This assurance only added to the unspeak- 
 able awe I already felt tovv'ard my father, 
 and effectually frightened all thoughts of 
 seeking a confidant out of my brain. 
 
 It was about an hour after this when 
 cook's young girl returned from an excur- 
 sion upstairs, to iufoi'm me that Mrs. Elfie 
 wanted me in the front hall. "And oh, 
 good gracious ! she's going away, ma'am," 
 added she, in feeble bewilderment. 
 
 Mrs. Fry was in the middle of an indig- 
 nant rebuke to this further effort of her 
 subordinate to interfere with the interdicted 
 mysterj', when I slipped past her to the 
 entry-way, and hastened up, on all-fours, to 
 the iiall. 
 
 Near the street door, with her hat and 
 shawl on, and a carpet-bag in one of her 
 hands, stood Eliie, apparently undecided 
 whether to turn the knob at once, or to wait 
 inside for something. 
 
 I ran to her with my little arms outspread, 
 and she dropped the carpet-bag, and stooped 
 to me with arms to meet mine. 
 
 "Dear, dear, dear child!" she exclaimed, 
 passionately embracing and kissing me; 
 "you won't forget Elhe when she's gone 
 av/ay ? " 
 
 " No ! " answered I, manfully ; and imme- 
 diately added, "but I won't like father, 
 though, for making you cry so, and sending 
 you away." 
 
 "Hush, darling!" she whispered, kissing 
 me again ; " you must not speak so of your 
 father. He has done right, my pet, and .you 
 must honor him and obey him, no matter 
 what he does. You are too .young to under- 
 stand all you see and hear, and if you love 
 
 poor Elfle, you will be a good bo.y to your 
 father. You do love me, — don't you ? " 
 
 8he put a hand upon my forehead as she 
 asked this question, and looked mournfully 
 and anxiousl.y into m.y face. 
 
 I could only reply with a nod and a whim- 
 per ; for I now began fully to realize, for the 
 lirst time, that she was actually going to 
 leave me. 
 
 "You love me enough to ansAver me one 
 question, and never tell anybody in the 
 Avorld that I asl;ed it ? " 
 
 Another nod from me. 
 
 " Avy, mjr precious boy," she said, close 
 to my ear, "where is that cloak of mine, — 
 the one, I mean, that I alwa.ys fold so care- 
 fully and put nuder your head, between the 
 beds, ever.y night?" 
 
 She spoke in an awkward, uncertain way, 
 not usual to her, and for a moment I was 
 bewildered. Then, like a flash, came a con- 
 sciousness of what she meant. 
 
 "Why," said I, all vivacity at once, "it 
 was on the bed in the House that Jack 
 built ! " 
 
 "And where — where is it now?" she- 
 asked hurriedl.v, unconsciously clutching my 
 neck with one hand, and pressing the other 
 upon her heart. " Tell me at once, child ! 
 where is it? " 
 
 "The man took it," answered I, in some 
 alarm, 
 
 "Are j'ou sure of that, child? Are you 
 sure the people in that hreman's house 
 didn't have it ? " 
 
 I was sure of that, and told her so. 
 
 For some minutes she smoothed my hair 
 and seemed lost in thought. Then my head 
 was drawn close to her shoulder, and her 
 cheek pressed upon mine, as she softly and 
 distinctly uttered these words, — 
 
 "Avy, I am sorry to leave you, but know 
 it is for the best ; and when you are older 
 you also will know that it was for the best. 
 I have tried to be kind to you, and you, 
 again, will better understand that kindness 
 when you are older. If I have ever said 
 anything to make you think your f^ithcr an 
 unkind man, — and I don't remember having 
 done so, — you must believe that I was 
 naughty in such talk, and should have been 
 ashamed of myself. Only obey him in ev- 
 erything, and keep awa.y irom his room ex- 
 cept when he sends for you, and he will treat 
 you well. If you are good, I sliall see you 
 again, some day, as he says. He must think 
 a great deal of you, because you are his 
 child ; and if he ever looks crossly at you, 
 or does not answer you when j'ou speak to 
 him, it is all for j'our good." 
 
 She paused an instant, drew a heavy sigh, 
 and went on, — 
 
 " Take down some of those nice books 
 from my old room, and get Mrs. Fr.y to read 
 them for you, as I have done. Don't let her 
 read her foolish papers to you, but ask her 
 to read about the fairies in your books. She 
 is a very kind woman, and I shouldn't won- 
 der if slie would be willing to help you on, 
 too, with your spelling and multiplication- 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 23 
 
 table, liany one, no matter who, — remem- 
 ber, my dear, any one, — should ask you, 
 even in the street, where Elhe has gone, 
 say that I have gone home — " 
 
 " Aint this your home, Elfic ? " I suddenly 
 asked, in greater surprise and confusion of 
 mind than can be described. 
 
 "Siiy that I have gone home; that is all. 
 Now give a good-by to Mrs. Fry and the 
 girl for me. It's all I have to leave them. 
 Kiss me once more, dear, and God bless 
 you, may — God — bless — you ! " 
 
 The benediction was uttered in a kind of 
 moaning voice, and, as it ended, tlie speaker 
 stood upright, and turned from me to re- 
 cover the carpet-bag. After that, too, she 
 kept her back toward me ; and when I 
 helplessly sought to take her disengaged 
 hand, she drew it away from me, placed it 
 agaiust the door, and bowed her head upon 
 it. 
 
 It has since occurred to me that she may 
 have felt in that moment an unanticipated 
 sense of some turn in her destiny, more 
 ominous than the mere suggestion of her 
 pi'eseut situation. She may have felt a pre- 
 sentiment of something before her, from 
 which she would gladly have turned had She 
 but known just how it took its gi'owth from 
 the house she was leaving. 
 
 " Elfie," said I, timidly, " mayn't I go with 
 you, too?" 
 
 Without answering, she straightened her- 
 self impatiently, opened the door, and would 
 probably have tied with all speed, had not her 
 carpet-bag been dexterously spirited from 
 her hand at the instant, and carried gravely 
 down the steps to a cab at the curb. The 
 deed had been achieved by one who wore a 
 velvet cap on his head and a gray scarf 
 about his chin, and who now stood holding 
 open the door of his vehicle as though noth- 
 ing could bo. more natural and usual in the 
 world than for my nurse to take an airing at 
 that particular hour of the day. Whether 
 he had been there ever since bringing home 
 his employer and me, or had come freshly 
 by a mysterious appointment, none other 
 than himself, or his master, perhaps, could 
 say. 
 
 Elile started at the sight, and irresolutely 
 stepped back a pace or two ; but in the nest 
 moment she pulled down her veil and 
 walked directly to the cab. The stolid 
 driver made sure that she had taken a seat, 
 and thereupon mounted to /u's seat without 
 a word. Intuitively, or from the instruc- 
 tions of some invisible mentor, he evidently 
 knew whither to convey his lonely passen- 
 ger. 
 
 So she left me ; never looking back after 
 giving me God's blessing. Heedless of the 
 cold air, and careless that the door had 
 blown-shut behind me, I sat miserably 
 down upon the stone steps, and cried bit- 
 terly ; for, neglected and desolate as my 
 whole young life thus far had been, there 
 fell upon me, as the cab rolled away, 
 the chill of a sterner neglect, a deeper 
 desolation. 
 
 CHAPTER IV. 
 
 ilT nOiPt A\D ASSOCIATES, AS I RECALL THEM. 
 
 The lions'^ in which ray earliest years were 
 spent is still standing, and as the wortliy 
 piano-forte-maker now occupying it with his 
 family maybe fully satisQed witli such fame 
 of residence as accrues from honorable note 
 in Mr. Trow's Directory, I will omit men- 
 tion of both its street and its number. I 
 may state, however, that it presented, and 
 still presents, a complacent countenance of 
 brick to the street, and was considered 
 pretty well up-town in those days. Start- 
 ing from a substantial foothold of base- 
 ment and kitchen, half above and half 
 below the level of the outer pavement, 
 it discovered two parlors and a hall at the 
 flrst ascent; two large and two small rooraa 
 above those ; and finally went to exhaustion 
 in two dormer bedrooms and an open loft 
 over all. Its front windows, excepting 
 those of the basement, were always covered 
 with shutters, giving it a folded-arms and 
 closed-eyes sort of aspect, expressive, so to 
 speak, of lethai'gic resignation under neg- 
 lect; and the very pigeons, occasionally 
 parading on the peak of its precipitous 
 slate roof, assumed a magisterial gravity 
 of demeanor quite depressing to behold. 
 
 As I look back to my days passed there, 
 and fancy myself once more perched on a 
 bench at Eltie's knee, in her I'oom on the 
 second floor, listening eagerly to her as she 
 reads aloud to me from '• Kris Kringle's 
 Tales," or some more advanced story-book, 
 a bell tinkles sharply in a lower hall, and 
 we discard the book and adjourn to the 
 stair-landing outside, on a mission of in- 
 spection. Mrs. Fry, or the girl, is opening 
 the door, and a voice, which m neither 
 gentle nor harsh, uttei's some briel remark 
 in apparent accompaniment of a polite 
 nod of recognition. The door is closed, 
 the servant returns noiselessly to the 
 kitchen, and a series of measured footfalls 
 ends upon the heavy carpet of the back 
 parlor. IMy father is at home. He ha* 
 been away a week, perhaps two weeks ; for 
 his returns are very irregular and never bj 
 specific appointment ; but now, at any rate, 
 he is in the house, and my nurse and I go 
 back to our room with very little taste for 
 further reading. Had my father brought 
 two or three elegant-looking gentlemen 
 home with him in the carriage, as he some- 
 times did, we should feel more at ease; for 
 then there would be dining and wining 
 downstairs until midnight, and we should 
 be left entirely to ourselves ; but, as he is 
 alone, this time, we know what will come 
 next. It does come pretty quickly, in the 
 shape of a stereotyped message by the 
 girl. — 
 
 "If you please, ma'am, the master sends 
 his compliments, and you and Master Avy 
 will take dinner with him." 
 
 The books are summarily put away upon 
 their shelf over the open fireplace, my uurse 
 
24 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 washes and l)riislies me in blank silence, and 
 I experience a fear of speaking-, which the 
 mere knowledge of that back parlor having 
 an occnpant is always snllicient to give nio. 
 At last I am properly primmed, Ellie has 
 impatiently smoothed her yellow hair and 
 donned new cuUs and collar, and at a sum- 
 mons of the girl we linally repair dismally 
 (ou my part) to the presence. 
 
 An oblong table laid for three stands in 
 the centre of the room, and, although the 
 opening of blinds and shutters at the two 
 windows would admit quite enough light for 
 the meal, a couple of wax candles, in tall 
 silver sticks, burn whitoly at cither end of 
 the board and illumine a handsome array 
 of gilt china and substantial silver. 
 
 As we cuter, my father arises from his 
 arm-chair by the mantel, and greets me with 
 a " Well, sir," and Eltle with a stately bow. 
 Two fingers of his right hand are given me 
 to shake, — one of them sparkling with a 
 solitaire in black enamel, which is supposed 
 to be an inconsolable widower's badge of 
 mourning, — and a hope that her health con- 
 tinues good is courteously addressed to my 
 nurse. " She replies, " Oh, I am always well. 
 sir!" and does not appear to feel at ease 
 until Mrs. Fry and the girl bring in the soup 
 tiud claret, and we take our seats at the 
 table. l^.Iy father presides at the head, aud 
 we two face each otlier at the sides ; and I, 
 in my uncomfortable confusion of spirit, am 
 verylikely to at once start the conversation 
 by making a noise with my soup, or curi- 
 ously entangling my elbow with ni}^ spoon 
 until the latter falls to the floor. 
 
 " Master Avery," m,v father says (he gen- 
 erally addresses me thus), " is that behav- 
 ing like a gentleman, sir? " 
 
 A glow of guilt pervades my whole physi- 
 cal system, and I am disposed of for the 
 meal. 
 
 Elfie darts an indignant look at him, 
 which he is sure to meet with a pleasant 
 smile, aud then he goes through the regular 
 form of ofl'ering her the claret aud begging 
 her to excuse him for the eccentricity of 
 coloring his soup with it. Her stiff refusal 
 of the oiler produces another pleasant smile, 
 aud, like as not, a gossipy little discourse 
 about the lighter foreign wines and their 
 assimilating properties, in which he man- 
 ages to display no small amount of curious 
 information. As he talks on, in this spright- 
 ly style, about wine, or about anything else, 
 Elfle's face gradually lights up with an ex- 
 pression of pleased interest, and by the time 
 the meat is on she is questioning and answer- 
 ing with the greatest vivacity. I am permit- 
 ted to blunder jo}-lessly over my plate unno- 
 ticed, aud find myself often wondering how 
 ElQe can "dare to talk and laugh in such a 
 presence. Finally, coffee is served by the 
 girl, whose last oillcial act is to hand my 
 father a decanter of brandy from the side- 
 board in the room and an exceedingly small 
 glass. Tie knows from custom that he must 
 drink this alone (the brandy, I mean), and 
 w^aits until the collee is gone before filling 
 
 his glass. It is his signal that the sitting is 
 finished, and he contrives to make it follow 
 some grave topic which he has been dis- 
 cussing in low, musical tones, — a strong- 
 contrast to his tones and manner previousl}'. 
 Without losing the fixed and luminous gaze 
 which he has thus magnetized to himself, he 
 lifts the tinj^ glass chin-high, bows to Elfie, 
 nods to me, and drinks. 
 
 This is our regular dismissal, and even I 
 feel that there is something imperious and 
 abrupt about it after the preceding genial- 
 ities. I slip at once from my chair, Elfie 
 and my father arise simultaneously from 
 theirs, and we are escorted to the door, and 
 dismissed with a bow of singular compla- 
 cency. 
 
 My feelings upon leaving the back parlor 
 on such occasions are always those of relief, 
 blended with a certain uightmareish sensa- 
 tion of returning suddenlj^ from evening 
 into da3'. Somehow, I associate my father 
 with the idea of Night, and have that same 
 vague fear of him which children generally 
 have of darkness. 
 
 We regain the room upstairs, and Elfie 
 undertakes to read for me again until my 
 bed hour; but the reading is listless, and I 
 am so far from resuming my interest in it 
 that I presently fall asleep on my bench. 
 Then I am prepared for bed, and the pro- 
 cess so thoroughly awakens me that I lie 
 for some time quietly watching the move- 
 ments of my nurse, who is so changed from 
 her proper self that she pays no heed to me 
 at all. She paces to and fro for a while, 
 with her head down, and then stands for 
 some moments by the v,-iudow farthest from 
 the bed, apparently looking out. I know 
 that there is uothiiTg to be seen there save 
 a quadrangle of withered yards, bisected by 
 cat-paths of fences, and I wonder what she 
 can possibly see to interest hcj-. Before I 
 can settle that point in my own mind, she 
 has turned suddenly to a small card-table in 
 the corner, seated herself beside it, and is 
 alternately writing upon and destroying bits 
 of note-paper. By the light of a candle, 
 which stands upon the table, I can see her 
 face in profile, and it has just the look she 
 gave my father when we were first at the 
 table. Watching the f:ice, I slowly go into 
 a doze, from which I am partly roused, pres- 
 ently, by the creeping of an arm under my 
 neck as she lies down beside me. So we 
 both go to sleep. 
 
 In the morning all is right again, and the 
 back parlor is vacant and unminded. ^ We 
 go down to our breakfast in the basement ; 
 i chatter and Elfie talks, and we no more 
 mention the event of the day before than if 
 it had been duplicate dreams, which each 
 was bent upon keeping from the other. I 
 take a lesson in spelling and primary arith- 
 metic, from my nurse, and then go out on 
 the walk in front of the house for a little 
 while, to play with our neighbors' children. 
 I can go half way to the corner of the block, 
 in either direction ; but not one step farther 
 if I do not wish our young girl to come re- 
 
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 25 
 
 provingly upon mc and convey me Ignomiu- 
 ioiisly in-doors for the day. 
 
 This young girl, by the way, is known to 
 us as Sirrah, which may be eitlier a corrup- 
 tion of Sarah, or an arl)iLrary application of 
 a term very generously sprinkled through 
 the favorite reading of her superior, Mrs. 
 Fry. 
 
 Even now I laugh when I remember how 
 ardently our plump and ever-amiable cook 
 used t(j read tlic Sunday papers, and how 
 fervently she took to heart all tlie surpris- 
 ing romances in those exciting sheets. She 
 had a mania for such stentorian literature, 
 superinduced, no doubt, by the long seclu- 
 sion from societ}', incident to her veteran 
 service with us ; and not only did she firmlj^ 
 believe in It as a miraculously true reflec- 
 tion of tlie only sort of life worth living, 
 but adopted many of its more striking- 
 phrases for licr own conversational uses. 
 For want of higher intellectual sympath.v, 
 she admitted the young girl to a share in 
 lier weekly banquet of aristocratic fiction ; 
 and, whether they jointly arrived at the 
 conclusion that the frequent Sirrah was a 
 general name for an indulged inferior, or 
 whether the young girl's real name was 
 Sarah, and she had passively accepted Sir- 
 rah (she was an orphan from the country) 
 as the city reading of that appellative, she 
 was certainly called Sirrah, from the first, 
 by cook, and was thus known to the rest 
 of us. 
 
 To go back again : these two are the 
 familiars of our lowest floor, and it is in 
 their department to see that I never go be- 
 yond a certain distance from the house, 
 unless accompanied by one of them, or by 
 my nurse. Nor are their other duties light ; 
 for it is a standing rule to have full dinners 
 pi'epared every day, in order that my father 
 may never go amiss in bringing friends 
 home with him, nor ever fail to find a 
 proper table for himself. This rule involves 
 considerable expense and a greater waste ; 
 but there seems to be no stint of mone}^ for 
 it, and mendicant seekers after cold victuals 
 bless the days which first brought them to 
 the most hospitable of basement doors. 
 
 I do not know what it is to have a 
 mother. Eliie has told mc, though, that I 
 once had one, Vvdio died when I was but a 
 few days old, and was carried away, to be 
 put into the ground, in a shiny black van 
 with little steeples on the top. A funeral 
 procession passing the door is pointed out 
 byway of illustration, and from thenceforth 
 such processions have a particular interest 
 for me, and I believe ray mother to be the 
 subject of each. Possessed of this idea, I 
 have a dignified sense of superiority over 
 all boys v/liose mothers are living, and not 
 unfrequently experience an elevated sensa- 
 tion in observing to ray plaj-mates on the 
 walk, as we all stand still to see some 
 hearse and carriages pass by, " That's ray 
 mother iu there." 
 
 As I look up the street, who is this that I 
 see coming toward me, satchel in hand, on 
 
 his way to school? It is Noah Trust, whose 
 father (firm of Trust & Fayle) keeps a large 
 grocery store on the nearest avenue, and 
 whose pockets always abound in condemned 
 almonds and questiona1)le dried peaches. I 
 find that I do not like Noah, and have, upon 
 occasions, o])enly doubted his rather extrav- 
 agant descriptions of the Malaga grapes, 
 oranges, citron, and sugar crackers, which 
 he represents to bo fabulously plentiful in 
 his house. He smells of brown sugar, too, 
 and is reported to make a corrupt use of 
 his almonds and peaches at school in pro- 
 curing the solution of his sums by merce- 
 nary pencils. 
 
 That other boy, dodging behind tiie tree- 
 box yonder, is Upton Knox, much cele- 
 brated for a precocious skill in pugilism, 
 and believed to be equal to at least three 
 public-school fighters. He is the champion 
 of his own " Select School " around the cor- 
 ner, against any reasonable number of pre- 
 suming publics, and is now on the watch for 
 a butcher-boy of three times his size, Avliom 
 he intends to insult and defeat for a wager 
 of two apples. I have liked Upton ever 
 since the day when he protected me from 
 the insults of a great lout of a fellow, by 
 threatening to " bring his fellers ; " though 
 I am to this day sceptical as to the exist- 
 ence of those " fellers " elsewhere than in a 
 lively imagination. 
 
 An ice- wagon goes by, and there clings to 
 its footboard a }-outh, in a full suit of pep- 
 per-and-salt, who wafts me a complicated 
 salute, as he passes, in derision of the im- 
 conscious driver. He is Een Bceton, whose 
 father is a clergyman, and who is a^avorite 
 v/ith all the boys. Ben is of an original 
 turn of mind, his originality tending chiefly 
 to the invention of noA'cl amusements in- 
 volving more or less peril of patei'nal 
 wrath. He has caused more boj's to come 
 to extremities with their parents than any 
 other lad of his age in the ward; yet the 
 boys seem to like him all the better for it, 
 thus resembling certain metaphysical sol- 
 diers, whose devotion to their general 
 deepens with each overwhelming defeat he 
 manages to blunder them into. By way of 
 illustrating his originalit}', Ben Beeton once 
 induced a whole school of little fellows to 
 range themselves symmetrically on the 
 curb, with their feet in a Groton-running 
 gutter; and the after-clap was, that, from 
 nearly every house on two adjoining blocks, 
 that night there issued the sounds associ- 
 a,ted in the minds of all men with their very 
 earliest reverses in life. 
 
 I am looking earnestly after Ben, as he 
 rides gratuitously away, when something 
 hits me stingingly upon the cheek. In- 
 structed by past experience, I look directly 
 across tlie street to the house facing our 
 own, and detect a brown-haired heatl, and a 
 section of green coat with pearl Imttons, 
 endeavoring to dive below the sill of au 
 open window. Finding themselves discov- 
 ered, the head and coat arise fully into 
 view, accompanied by a hand carrying a 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 lon^ tin tube, throng'li which pellets of 
 paper can bo dexterously pulled, to tlie utter 
 surprise and ni3-stilicatioa of all passers-l)_v. 
 The niarksnuui is Gwin Lo Mons, the Ijcst- 
 lovcd of all luy boy-acquaintances, and the 
 liiihest-hcarted son of a widow, that ever 
 knew Iiow far a widow's might could go. 
 There is gootl reason to believe that Gwin 
 tal'Ces his daily castigatioa very much as 
 other boys take their lunches, -and would 
 feel as much lost without it. Tims famil- 
 iarized with affliction in his youth, h.e has, 
 with all his irrepressible buoyancy of dis- 
 position, a certain softness and kindliness 
 of manner not to be resisted, and I think so 
 much of him that I am always tempting 
 him to stay on my side of the way until he 
 is sure of a flogging when he goes into the 
 house. In this respect I am not greatly 
 luilike some young men of a larger growth, 
 in their friendships for chosen comrades. 
 
 Gwin Le Mons has a sister, about two 
 years younger than himself, with curly hair, 
 distracting pantalets, and a doll resembling 
 an angel. It is needless to say that my 
 whole heart is etcrnall}' hers, and that I am 
 capable of distorting my frame into the 
 most supernatural squirms of manliness, 
 when I believe her to be covertly surveying 
 me from the window. Her name is Con- 
 stance, or Conny, or Con, according re- 
 spectively to her mother, her playmates, 
 and her brother; and even in his rendering 
 of that delightful name, my luckless bosom 
 friend contrives to earn for himself an extra 
 misfortune. It is at the " Select School," 
 which he attends with his angel-sister, that 
 she finds the teacher's pencil upon the floor, 
 and gives it to Gwiu for couvej-ance to its 
 owner. Conscious of an important mission, 
 my bosom frie.id marches unceremoniously 
 from his seat to the awful desk, and boldly 
 says, — 
 
 " There's your pencil, sir; Con found it." 
 
 "What?" 
 
 " It was on the floor, sir; Con found it." 
 
 Thereupon, my hapless bosom friend is 
 whipped for swearing, and is audible some 
 moments after in a passionate wish for 
 death. 
 
 Gwin and I, with the other boys, have 
 met together one day on our walk for some 
 playful purpose, and are just wavering be- 
 tween the equally ingenious projects of 
 encouraging a battle between Noah and 
 Upton, and overturning an ash-barrel before 
 a neighboring door, when my friend is sud- 
 denl}' reminded of a positive appointment, 
 and starts briskly across the street. At the 
 opposite curb he pauses, to shout, as cheer- 
 fully as possible; "Just wait a minute, 
 boys; I've got to go in and get a whip- 
 ping." 
 
 After a lapse of three minutes there is a 
 sound of orthodox punishment; and then 
 Gwin comes out to us again with his eyes 
 full of tears, and proposes an all-handed 
 game of Duck on a Rock. 
 
 How I regret to dismiss these few joyous 
 memories of my boyish days, trifling and 
 
 absurd as they seem ! They are all I have left 
 to remind me that I was once really a care- 
 less and play-loving I)oy, with all a boy's 
 harmless follies and romping acquaintance- 
 ships. Tliey come to me now, as I look back 
 through succeedingyears of self-dependence 
 and sophistication, like the pleasant dream 
 of a first sleep, oblivious to the wearying 
 day before, and unprophetic of the troublous 
 visions to follow. 
 
 CHAPTER V. 
 
 I MAKE MT FIRST APPEAEAXCB I.Y SOCIETY. 
 
 Sirrah found me on the door-step. From 
 such a dark corner of the kitchen entry as 
 an assassin of Sunday romance vrouid liave 
 chosen for his most sinister act of over- 
 hearing, she had listened to the hum of my 
 last interview witli Eliie, and came hurriedly 
 up, shortly after the opening and shutting 
 of the front door, to ascertain what had 
 become of me. 
 
 Stricken speechless at beholding my atti- 
 tude of grief, she stood staring at me until 
 cook's voice sounded a recall, when she led 
 me into the hall by mj^ jacket collar and 
 comforted me all the way downstairs by 
 vigorously washing one of my hands with 
 her apron. That, she felt, was the least she 
 could do, at such a very thick stage of the 
 plot. 
 
 Four days after this, my father came home 
 again in the carriage, and went away again 
 the same night without seeing me ; but he 
 had held a brief consultation about me with 
 Mrs. Fry, the conclusion of which seemed to 
 be that my sphere of amusements was to be 
 extended. At any rate, when INlrs. Le Mons' 
 girl came over one afternoon to inquire very 
 kindly if she might take me, along with 
 Master Gwin, to a tent menagerie in Tenth 
 Street, Mrs. Fry gave answer that she her- 
 self would go with me. 
 
 In less than an hour from thence, my fa- 
 vorite comrade and I, guarded as above, 
 were revelling in the wonders of the mena- 
 gerie, which had managed to gain quite an 
 aristocratic patronage by advertising itself 
 as the "World-renowned English Caravan 
 of the Desert," and announcing, in blue 
 letters composed of gymnastic snakes, that 
 it had " given zoological soirees before the 
 Royal Family of Great Britain." 
 
 Measureless was our delight at the great, 
 canvas-covered plain of sawdust, encircled 
 with cages full of beasts and birds, — not to 
 mention two elephants and an invalid os- 
 trich. To maintain a specific superiority 
 over a rival establishment showing upon a 
 " vacant" lot on Broadway, and to intensify 
 the English idea, I suppose, there was a 
 talking sliowman on hand, disguised as a 
 lecturer, who i;)ii)roved the intervals be- 
 tween the tuneful agonies of an elevated 
 brass band near the entrance by expatiating 
 oratorically upon the animated marvels of 
 
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 the exliibitiou. His uarac was AVilliam 
 Ileury Al Hescbid,"a converted IMausoleuui," 
 as jMi's. Fry read it to us from the bills, and 
 his calico dressing-gown and red smoking- 
 cap gave a truly oriental veracity to what 
 he said. . 
 
 Those two Elephants, ladies and gentle- 
 men, were captured -after a struggle of two 
 days in the jungle of Seriiigapatam, whose 
 ivory was used for knife-handles and arti- 
 cles of virtue. In their wild state they 
 sometimes ate up whole villages; but soon 
 became tame after being captivated by the 
 natives, or raamelukes, and subsisted on 
 straw beds and an occasional keeper. The 
 only other elephants mentioned by Cuvier, 
 Butfoon, and your own immortal Audubon 
 (great applause) — whom the lioyal Family 
 of" England mentioned to me (prolonged 
 cheers) — was the sacred AVhite Elephant 
 of the Gauges; so called, because he was 
 brown. 
 
 That Ostrich was seized while scouting 
 in the great desert of Sarah by a party of 
 English sailors, in the vei-y act of sticking 
 his nose in the ground. This habit of the 
 ostrich was very curious, and was occa- 
 sioned by his believing that if he hid his 
 head nobody could see him (Much laugh- 
 ter) — just like some human beans. (Up- 
 roarious mirth.) 
 
 In the large central cage was the royal 
 Beugola Tiger, which sucks the blood of 
 his victim in a wild state. When fouud, 
 beside the Euphrates, he was eating the 
 skeleton of a woman, whose tongue, hor- 
 rible to relate, still moved. When this cir- 
 cumstance was told to the royal family of 
 England, they refused to look at the IJeu- 
 gola tiger, and asked to have the shutters 
 put on to his cage. The royal family were 
 as kind-hearted as women, and permitted 
 no one to abuse the Americans in their 
 presence. (Enthusiastic applause.) 
 
 That strange creature in the smaller cage 
 to the left, was the first specimen ever 
 seen of the Hypochondriac of the Andes, a 
 blending of the leopard and the domestic 
 cat. If you went boldly up to it and patted 
 it, there was no danger; but if you seemed 
 to be afraid of it, it would turn and rend 
 you just like a human bean. 
 
 The bii'd now uttering cries for food to 
 the extreme right was the Euglish Para- 
 chute, or barnyard Moslem; a variety of 
 the Turkish nation. It was frequently 
 eaten for food in the British empire. 
 
 In the two cages near the lions' den were 
 a Cinnamon Bear and a spotted Incubus, 
 both from Labrador, where they roamed 
 eternal fields of ice and fed upon the farmers' 
 grain. The incubus cried like a child at 
 night, so that travellers often stopped in 
 their carriages to give alms, and were never 
 heard of again. The cinnamon bear inhab- 
 ited the highest icebergs, and lived on 
 sailors so exclusively, that at the present 
 time he preferred a dose of salts to any 
 other food. 
 
 The grand van, or den, yonder, held the 
 
 Aurelian Lion, Lioness, and whelps, whose 
 howls upon the coast of Africa rendered 
 night hideous. But no more need be said 
 about that, as Professor Deuing would now 
 demonstrate ma:i"s sublime power over the 
 beasts that perish. 
 
 Then came a malevolent crash from the 
 brass band, and the sudden slipping into the 
 lions' den of Professor Dening, in exag- 
 gerated soldier-clothes, who twirled a bar 
 of iron rather overbearingl}', and stamped 
 imperiously to attract the attention of the 
 broken-hearted beasts around him. Con- 
 trary to our fearful expectations, the Aure- 
 lian monsters did not dismember him on 
 the spot, but crouched ingloriously as close 
 to the bars as possible, and betrayed cow- 
 ardly anguish wheu compelled to stand on 
 their hind legs. 
 
 After this, three military monkeys were 
 lashed upon the backs of as many ponies, 
 and took a series of nervous rides around 
 the sawdust plain, to the especial glory of a 
 red-coated gentleman with a whip, whose 
 facetious remarks convulsed us all. I asked 
 Gwin, in confidence, if he had any idea who 
 this gentleman was, and he confidently 
 assured me that it was the King of Eng- 
 land. 
 
 It needed not the somewhat compassion- 
 ate tone iu which this piece of information 
 was given, to show that Gwin had some- 
 thing of an elevated character on his mind. 
 On the way to the menagerie, his manner 
 had been constrained, if not ofieusively 
 supercilious ; and upon such little girls as 
 we passed he had bestowed glances that 
 were rakish beyond his years. At the ex- 
 hibition, too, he was supernaturally sedate 
 over everything, and it was not until we 
 were near home that he let me into the 
 secret of his new importance. We were 
 permitted to walk on just ahead of our 
 watchful attendants, and I was in tiie mid- 
 dle of an arbitrary tlieory to account for the 
 failure of the lions to bite Professor Den- 
 ing, when he abruptly interrupted me with 
 the cpiestion, "What do j'ou think, Avy 
 Glibun?" 
 
 Slightly discomposed by this sudden 
 change of subject, I came very near draw- 
 ing one of my hands from my pocket (a sure 
 sign of discomfiture in a boy), and answered 
 that I did not know. 
 
 " Me and Con are to have a party to- 
 morrow night, and mother's going to play 
 the planner for us ! " exclaimed Gwin Le 
 Mons, relapsing into his old self iu a mo- 
 ment, and surveying me with a gleeful 
 smile. 
 
 "Will it be a big one?" asked I, much 
 dazzled. 
 
 "Oh, I'll bet you it will! " said he, with 
 glowing emphasis, — "as big as a room! 
 AVe're going to have cakes, and oi'anges, 
 and candy ; and we're going to have Knox, 
 and Beeton, and Trust, and a lot of more 
 boys and their sisters ; but we aint a going 
 to ask you, though." 
 
 My eyes had been dancing until the last 
 
AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 phrase was rcacliod, but that paral.vzed 
 1 hem like a flash. I tried to hjoli deliantly 
 nuconcerned, and, as tliat efl'ort did uotsuc- 
 .eed, I am afraid that tears came. 
 
 "Well, I declare!" laughed Gwin, "if 
 you aiut took it in earnest I I was only in 
 "fan, Ave Glibuu. You're to come, you 
 kuow, at six o'clock. Whj', Con said she 
 couldn't have no party at all, if you didn't 
 come." 
 
 If ever the gentlest of motives inspired 
 the most flagrant of fabrications, that asser- 
 tion regarding the sentiments of Miss Le 
 Mons was the latter. I swallowed it, how- 
 ever, with a sensation of rejoiced sheepish- 
 ness which actually made me weak in the 
 knees, and ran excitedly back to ask Mrs. 
 'Fry if I might go. 
 
 To be sure I might ! Mrs. Le Mons' girl 
 had been telling her all about the coming 
 event, and she had consented to take me 
 over to the part}-, and herself pass the even- 
 ing in the kitchen with said girl. 
 
 This was sufficient to make the remainder 
 of the walk home a dream to me, and, by 
 the time we reached our respective houses, 
 all thoughts of the menagerie had been 
 swallowed up iu delightful anticipation of 
 the new treat ahead. 
 
 Cook and I were just turning to go down 
 through the area to our basement door, 
 after parting with our company, when she 
 stopped a moment to remark, "I wonder. 
 Master Av}-, what that old man wants there, 
 looking up at our windows? " 
 
 She referred to a shabby-looking man at 
 the edge of the Avalk, the rim of whose 
 seedy, slouched hat nearly covered his whole 
 head and face, and who had been glancing 
 from one to another of our windows, until 
 ^he notice of Mrs. Fry caused him to look 
 another way. 
 
 "He's a beggar," I suggested, without 
 lauch interest. 
 
 " He looks like an emissary, my child," 
 ifcaid cook, iu the full spirit of Suuday ro- 
 mance. 
 
 As the man walked on just then, there 
 ■^•as no demand for further argument about 
 him, and we went in-doors to regale the 
 spasmodic Sirrah with accounts of our after- 
 noon experiences. 
 
 I was put to bed that night, in the cot 
 prepared for me iu cook's own room, to go 
 through a series of visions devoted princi- 
 pally to Miss Le Mons, Avho appeared to me 
 iu the velvet dress and gold crown of my 
 favorite enchanted Princess, and not only 
 let me kiss her, but fairly kissed me in re- 
 turn ! 
 
 All the next day I neglected my storj-- 
 books and arithmetic, and took no pleasure 
 in anything save staring acro.ss the street 
 at the Le ^lons mansion, which I now re- 
 garded in the light of a fairy temple. The 
 other boys of the neighborhood, too, lin- 
 gered before the door on their way to and 
 from school, and were fitful and feverish in 
 their concei)tions of the splendor preparing 
 within the walls. Noah Trust did, indeed, 
 
 attempt a complicated sneer, founded upon 
 his knowledge of Mrs. Le Mons having pur- 
 chased some oranges at his faihersstore 
 that morning, and taken the " mixed " kind, 
 which were two shillings cheaper than the 
 " Assorted; " but Upton*Knox very shortly 
 settled him, by innocently wondering if any 
 dried peaches had been included in tlie bill ! 
 Also, whether anj' almonds had been bought, 
 and if they had worms in them ! 
 
 Toward six o'clock, the labors of my toilet 
 were undertaken by Mrs. Try, who was not 
 quite as apt with buttons as Elfie had been. 
 She succeeded, though, in turning me out to 
 prett}^ good advantage; and when I got 
 upon a chair and consulted a mantel mirror, 
 after receiving the last touch, I saw reflected 
 the figure of a slim, pale-faced boy of about 
 six or eight years, with chestnut hair curl- 
 ing all over his head, and dark, large eyes, 
 not very strong iu expression. 
 
 My dress on that occasion was, if I re- 
 member rightly, a claret-colored suit, fanci- 
 fully planted with steel buttons, and fin- 
 ished with spotless collar and cutfs. Thus 
 attired, decked in a tasselled cap, and with a 
 flnger in my mouth, I was dragged side- 
 ways across the street by cook. Sirrah look- 
 ing admiringly after us from tlie area. To 
 tell the truth, I was the least bit frightened 
 at this crisis, and felt no better when my 
 name was asked of cook by a little colored 
 boy, whom Mrs. Le Mons had engaged to 
 announce her childrens' guests, and whose 
 complacent occupation of a purple and red 
 breakfast jacket belonging to that distin- 
 guished lady, made him resemble an imp iu 
 some pantomine. 
 
 Upon ascertaining my title, this vassal 
 galloped from me to the further parlor 
 door, opened it with a rush, proclaimed 
 " blister Every Gibbons," and was past me 
 again for the next arrival before Mrs. Fry 
 had fairly added my cap to the already ex- 
 tensive assortment of its fellows on the 
 gothic hall-chairs. 
 
 My first appearance in society was not 
 impressive. I have a dim recollection of 
 stumbling into it over an unnecessarily 
 high door-sill, aud immediately walking 
 into a corner with my face to the wall. 
 Finding myself there, and burningly real- 
 izing tiie horrors awaiting me if I moved, I 
 desperately refused to come out of it. A 
 chorus of "laughter, and an outliurst of sar- 
 castic-invitations from voices not unknown 
 to me, w'ere not the treatment best calcu- 
 lated to check a supernatural perspiration 
 with Avhich I had been suddenly attacked ; 
 and even an assurance, in the thin, languid 
 voice of Mrs. Le Mons, that "the littfe 
 girls Avouldn't bite me," inexplicably failed 
 to put me entirely at ease. 
 
 " Nettie Beeton, dear, go and kiss him," 
 were the awful woi'ds next audible to my 
 scorching cars. 
 
 There was a general fluttering and shuf- 
 fling toward my corner, and my agonj^ 
 reached a climax when a really dear little 
 arm went pitilessly around m}- neck, aud a 
 
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 29 
 
 dimpled cliiii began crowding over my 
 shoulder. 
 
 riesli and blood couldn't stand this. 
 With a frenzied convulsion I tuVned face to 
 my tormentor*, put out my arm as a pro- 
 tcclion from Nettie, and slid down to the 
 lloor in reckless despair. 
 
 Fresh laughter and sarcasms hailed my 
 new phase of wretchedness, and Miss Cee- 
 ton's advances were becoming more deadl}^ 
 when some one sharply exclaimed, " You 
 just leave Avy alone, you hateful thing!" 
 and Conny Le Mons appeared for my res- 
 cue. Nettie retreated to the side of her 
 brother Ben, and Conny stooped to inform 
 me that I " mustn't mind them," and that 
 she wanted to show me her new tea-set. 
 I ventured to look shyly up at her, and 
 came near being overcome again by her 
 pink dress and curls; but when she par- 
 tially fullilled my dream of the night before 
 by kissing me exactly on the top of my 
 head, I suddenly grew courageous and 
 scrambled resolutely to ray feet. 
 
 " Come and see Gwin," said Conny, ex- 
 changing defiant glances with Nettie Bee- 
 ton. 
 
 I surveyed the ceiling, the candles on the 
 mantel-piece, and the company, with what 
 was meant for a haughty look; but, as I fol- 
 lowed Miss Le Mons to her brother, I was 
 painfully conscious of a wrong spirit in my 
 legs, and, when I addressed Gwin, my voice 
 sounded as though it came from some- 
 where above my head. 
 
 Gwin wore the eternal green jacket with 
 pearl buttons, and had been stationed, by 
 his mother, directlj' before a pier-glass be- 
 tween the windows. His sister had been at 
 his side before she came to me ; and in 
 such high state they had awaited the suc- 
 cessive greetings of their guests, according 
 to what Mrs. Le Mons firmly believed to be 
 the higher European style. 
 
 That lady, attired in saintly white, occu- 
 pied the piano-stool before the instrument, 
 and beamed softly upon fashionable society 
 with a sweetl3^-tolcrant air. Upon the wall 
 opposite her seat hung a gilt windowful of 
 the late Mr. Le Mons, in oil colors ; and to 
 tliis she occasionally threw up her sleepy 
 gray eyes, in a manner to express that her 
 children were now the only ties binding her 
 to an unloved world. The departed had 
 been a scion of Louisiana planter-stock, — 
 so the legend ran, — though his married 
 days were profitably devoted to the sale of 
 molasses on commission in New York; and 
 he left his widow and babes fairly provided 
 for. Possibly his distinguished descent had 
 iml)ucd his wife with those aristocratic 
 instincts which she pei'petually indulged, 
 and which could scarcely have been coeval 
 with her own early days in a milliner's 
 shop ; for she certainly had social tastes of 
 a lofty order, and took milk of a man who 
 chargctl three cents more a quart for his 
 ware than the other fiimilies in the block 
 paid to their coarser milkmen. 
 
 Such was tlie maternal being who pre- 
 
 sided over the scene of my first dissipation, 
 and I shook hands with her under a deep 
 sense of her superiority. 
 
 "Avery, child," she said, after languidly 
 kissing me, "did your nurse come with 
 you ? " 
 
 " No'm," answered I; "cook brought 
 mo." 
 
 " Is nurse sick? " 
 
 "No'm; she wented away." 
 
 I commenced working away from her as 
 I made this reply, fearful that she would 
 ask something which the command of my 
 father had forbidden me to speak about ; 
 and with the thought of my father came a 
 chill of dread, making me uncomfortably 
 timid again. 
 
 By that time Gwin and Conny were per- 
 mitted to discontinue the reception cere- 
 mony, as most of the invited ones had 
 arrived; and my friend and I were pres- 
 ently entertaining knots of fashionables 
 with rival stories of the menagerie. Lem- 
 onade, not remarkable for strong iudividu- 
 alit.v, was handed around in wine-glasses 
 by the girl, and I was growing quite fluent 
 in a description of the cinnamon bear, when 
 the colored Mercury tore wildly into the 
 room, with the announcement : " Mister 
 Ben Poore and sister, and Mister Luke 
 Hyer and his other sister." 
 
 These parties, being especially select, 
 had made a point of coming later than the 
 rest, and Mrs. Le Mons' marked demonstra- 
 tion of welcome inaugurated the fiutter of 
 the whole company over such distinguished 
 arrivals. Ben and Luke were gentlemanly 
 fellows enough, and displayed no other 
 arrogance than might be involved in a cer- 
 tain heavy air of -wearing new boots ; but 
 Miss Poore was not long in attracting a 
 host of suitors by exhibiting a bright two- 
 shilling piece as her property; and the 
 well-authenticated report that Miss Ilyer's 
 father had been twice to England (as a 
 purser's clerk) soon placed in her train a 
 majority of the remaining eligible youths. 
 This last report, too, operated irresistibly 
 in Luke's favor when he wooed Miss Le 
 Mons from my side with a promise to show 
 her a top, — greatly to my disappointment. 
 
 Gwin engaged Nettie i3eeton in a discus- 
 sion upon the ability of her brother Ben to 
 contend with Upton Knox in single combat, 
 provided there were " no strikings in the 
 face ; " Upton and Noah Trust were both 
 climbing over the sofa after a crop-haired 
 lady in blue, w;hom the latter had just 
 tempted with a' bunch of inferior raisins 
 from his pocket ; and, as all the other favor- 
 ites of the fair sex seemed to have found 
 mates, I wandered disconsolately across the 
 room to where a misanthropical assemblage 
 of neglected gentlemen were cliasing the 
 heavy hours away with scientific experi- 
 ments in heat. 
 
 Upon joining this thoughtful association, 
 and turning up my collar, as they had theirs, 
 to produce the efl'ect of manly maturity, I 
 united with them in the curious and absorb- 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 ing occnpation of freely moistcnins; slate- 
 pencils in the mouth and then applying 
 them to the stove; thereby producing a 
 sound favorable to meditation, and dispens- 
 ing an odor not aromatic. 
 
 iS'ine o'clock brought an opening of the 
 folding-doors to the front parlor, by the 
 girl and the colored vassal, discovering a 
 table tastefully spread v.itli cakes, niits, 
 and fruits, and a supply of motto candies 
 heaped around a candlestick in the centre. 
 By direction of his mother, Gwin excitedly 
 arranged us in couples of male and female, 
 and to the music of " Bonnie Doon," played 
 by IMrs. Le JMons with great solemnity, 'we 
 ail marched in to the banquet. In this 
 movement I was so happj^ as to have Conny 
 for a partner, and became so infatuated 
 when she tendered me a half of her own 
 orange, as to openly and madly hug her! 
 
 Crimson with blushes she extricated her- 
 self from my unexpected embrace, but not 
 before evcrybodj' had noticed the inexcus- 
 able proceeding; and Gwin demanded, from 
 the opposite side of the table, that I should 
 just look out what I was about. 
 
 The Misses Poore and Hyer tossed their 
 heads, as though really unaccustomed to 
 witnessing such vulgarity in positively good 
 society; and Noah Trust, Avhose natural 
 gloom of disposition had been intensifiwl 
 by a recent decisive snub from the lady in 
 blue, was emboldened to say, "She's his 
 sweetheart ! " 
 
 Promptly thereat, Conny began to cry 
 hysterically into the second breadth of her 
 pink skirt, aud I called Noah "A uasty gro- 
 cery boy ! " 
 
 " My children ! quarrelling ! " exclaimed 
 the voice of Sirs. Le Mons, as the matron 
 broke hurriedly through the ring around 
 the table; " Gwin, I heard your voice, and 
 shall punish j'ou for this." 
 
 " It was that Ave Glibun," said Noah. 
 
 " Aver}', child," she said, turning to me, 
 " are you such an ill-bred boy? And Con- 
 stance crying? " 
 
 " lie hugged her right out before every- 
 body ! " roared Noah. 
 
 " Yes, so he did! " cried a dozen voices. 
 
 Gwin could have spoken for me, I think, 
 but for the low-spirited condition into which 
 he liad fallen at finding that even such a 
 festal day had the usual whipping in store 
 for lum. As it was, even Upton Knox 
 seemed to be against me. 
 
 "I — I — couldn't help it," stammered I, 
 with quivering lips, and quite beside myself 
 Vvith dismay. 
 
 Down went Conny's skirt from her ej-es, 
 and, looking lier mother straight in the face, 
 she said, — 
 
 " I wanted him to do it, ma ! " 
 
 " Daughter ! " ejaculated her ma, recoiling. 
 
 " Yes, ma, I wanted him to do it! " 
 
 There may have been — probal)ly there 
 have been — greater sacrifices made for 
 others in this world, than the one that little 
 girl dai-cd to make forme then; but many 
 a lc:^scr act of self-devotion has surely been 
 
 celebrated by a more illustrioas chroni- 
 cler. 
 
 " Constance Le ftlons, I am ashamed of 
 you!" said her mother, angrily. '-The 
 idea! wanting a boy to hug you.' Now go 
 right up to your room, miss, and stay 
 there." 
 
 Dear little Conny ! She walked right to 
 the door, and left the parlor without a 
 word, 
 
 I was glad to see the door opened again 
 almost immediately, and hear the colored 
 vassal declare, "Mr, Every Gibbons is 
 wanted." 
 
 My departure from the party was as 
 ungraceful as my advent had been ; for I 
 unhesitatingly ran out of it, to rejoin i\Irs. 
 Fry in the hall. To that good woman's 
 inquiry as to my enjoyment of tJie evening, 
 I made but vague replies, and greatly sur- 
 prised her by my entreaties to be taken 
 home. Such was my haste to get away, 
 that I went out to the street ahead of her, 
 while she paused to finish something she 
 had been saying to Mrs. Le IMons' girl. 
 
 The night was dark aud foggy, and I was 
 stepping carefully down from the stoop to 
 the pavement, when an arm caught me up 
 in a twinkling, and before I could utter a 
 sound a hand was upon my mouth, and I 
 was carried swiftly to the other side of a 
 tree-box on the walk. 
 
 "Don't be frightened," whispered a man's 
 voice; " I won't hurt yon, my lamb, and I'll 
 let you go in a minute, if you'll tell me who 
 that is with you, up there. Now who is it ? " 
 
 The hand was withdrawn long enough for 
 me to say, "It's cook." Then it silenced 
 me again instantly. 
 
 ' ' And Where's your nurse ? Where's Elfie 
 Marsh?" 
 
 1 remembered what Elfie had told me to 
 say, and, as the hand lifted again, I unhes- 
 itatingly said, " She's went home." 
 
 " All right. Good night," said the voice, 
 and with magical quickuess I was set down 
 upon the very toes of Mrs. Pry, and the 
 man had disappeared. 
 
 "Master Avery!" ejaculated cook, who 
 had just come down the stoop, and thought 
 I had stumbled against her, " is the shadows 
 of the night upon j^ou? " 
 
 "Come home," I said, pulling at her 
 shawl, 
 
 Aud after we were safe in her room, and 
 I was being made ready for bed, I told her 
 what had happened to me both at the party 
 aud in the street, 
 
 " Oh, the mj'stery of these doings ! " said 
 she, lifting up both her hands, and bringing 
 them down hopelessly upon her knees ; "the 
 mystery of kidnappings, and governesses 
 going awaj', and emissaries a gagging the 
 son aud hair in the public street; and no 
 one allowed to speak of it ! O me, O me, 
 what a denooment it is, what a denooment 
 it is ! " 
 
 I went to sleep without telling her who 
 the man was. For. though at first having 
 only a confused idea of knowing hiin iu 
 
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 31 
 
 some way, and uot feeliiiir very much fright- 
 ened while in his arms, I liad soon made out 
 in my own mind that lie was identical with 
 him whom we had seen looking up at our 
 windows the day before, — the man in the 
 slouched hat. 
 
 CHAPTER VI. 
 
 ANOTHER PARESTAL DUTY VOXE. 
 
 SrEEcn, reduced to one of its simplest 
 oflices, may be termed the safety-valve of 
 memory ; carrying oil" and difi'tising much 
 that would otherwise develop in the latter 
 faculty a morbid retcntiveness for every- 
 thing, and conveying baciv to the more im- 
 portant impressions, permanently retained 
 within it, a wholesome and rectitying fresh 
 air from the expressed impressions of others. 
 
 To the tyrannical habit of silence imposed 
 upon me in the more youthful days of my 
 life, I attribute my vivid recollection of 
 every little event in that period; — a recol- 
 lection so uuwholesomel}" distiuct, that it 
 renews to me now the very sensations of my 
 abused boyhood, and, with a power of retro- 
 identification, under which I suffer afresh 
 all the slights, repressions, and loneliness 
 of that most miserable time. 
 
 Repression rather than oppression was 
 the characteristic of my father's sententious 
 rule, and I cannot help believing it to be the 
 harder to bear of the two. Under its 
 smothering omniscience, ray natural ami- 
 ability of temper and aflectionate disposition 
 withered by degrees into an artificial secre- 
 tiveuess and suspicion destined to influence 
 sinisterly my whole future character. For- 
 bidden, not so much by words as by an 
 iudescribaljle dictation of manner, to ex- 
 change views and confidences with others, 
 I at last became moody by habit, and wan- 
 dered uncomfortably hither and thither 
 within the narrow limits of my liberty, like 
 some odd little word whose whole language 
 aflbrded no rhj-me for it. 
 
 Still, there were occasions, as I have 
 shown, when my instinct, as it were, would 
 drive me into making some feeble attempt 
 to draw from those around me an explana- 
 tion of experiences and events which tliat 
 same instinct taught me could not be com- 
 mon to every household. One day, in par- 
 ticular, when Mrs. Fry sat knitting in her 
 room, I terminated a rather lengthy con- 
 templation of her profile by suddenly ask- 
 ing) — 
 
 " Cook, my father don't keep a grocery 
 store, does he?" 
 
 "Why, of course not, child," she an- 
 swered, turning over her work and going 
 more briskly on with it. 
 
 " Well, he don't keep a doctor's shop, 
 then, does he ? " 
 
 " Bless my heart ! no. Master Avy. What 
 ever put such an idea into j^our head?" 
 
 I was sitting on the floor, and entered 
 
 into a profound and rather distorting exam- 
 ination of the heel of my left shoe as I asked 
 the next question, — 
 
 " Well, he aint a milkman, is he? " 
 
 There was something so grovelling in this 
 idea, to a mind accustomed to weekly famil- 
 iarity with the highest circles of Europe, 
 through the raediumship of Mr. G. W. M. 
 Reynolds and other court novelists, that 
 Mrs. Fry felt compelled to pause in her 
 knitting and eye me with severity. 
 
 " Your father. Master Avery," said she, 
 pointing at me with a needle, '• is a gentle- 
 man bred and born; and that's what you'll 
 be when you come into possession of your 
 man's estates. But you shouldn't ask too 
 many questions while you are so young, 
 Master Avy; because too many questions 
 corrupt good manners and "breed con- 
 tempt." 
 
 The information and apt lesson in moral- 
 ity, thus conveyed to me, were of that com- 
 plicated character which requires more or 
 less speechless cogitation to duly digest it, 
 and I remained silent for fully five minutes. 
 Then I resumed my examination of the wit- 
 ness. 
 
 " Cook, why does other little boys' fath- 
 ers send them to school, and take them to 
 church, and let them play tag in Washing- 
 toa Parade Ground? Aint other little boys' 
 fathers gentlemen ? " 
 
 The good woman was aghast at my in- 
 quisitive pertinacity, and resolved to make 
 an end of it. 
 
 " My child," she said, earnestly, " there is 
 a skeleton in every house, which is a thing 
 made entirely of bones and a ghost; and 
 they have skeletons in their houses, and we 
 have one somewheres ; though I don't know 
 where it is, and I — " 
 
 " I know where it is," cried I, " it's hid 
 away down in that iron box in the v.all in 
 the i)ack parlor ! " 
 
 "That's only the safe. Master Avy, where 
 your father keeps his papers." 
 
 Rather impatient at such an abrupt com- 
 ing down to the commonplace, cook started 
 her needles again, and I relapsed into tem- 
 porary sileuce. My miud was all alive, 
 though, in its novel burst of freedom, and I 
 soon began afresh, — 
 
 "Cook, why don't you never go out to 
 see people, like Gwin's mother's girl? She 
 goes out ever so often." 
 
 " \Vhy you see, Master Avj-," said she, 
 speaking quite freely this time, " all the 
 people that I know, live way ofl' in the coun- 
 try, where I came from when I came hero, 
 four years ago." 
 
 "Has LlfiG gone there? "asked I, much 
 emboldened. 
 
 She shook her head, and knitted faster. 
 
 " Aint this Elfie's house, cook? " 
 
 She pointed the needle at me agaiu, and 
 said almost sternly, " I vrant to kuit now, 
 and you mustn't talk to me so much, or I 
 shall never get done. Mrs. Ellie never did 
 live here for good, child. She was here 
 nearly a year the last time ; but don't you 
 
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 AVERY GLISUN; OR, 
 
 remember bow she used to go borne before 
 tbat, and tben come for a wbile again, and 
 then go again? 'Now you've made me drop 
 two stitches." 
 
 I have since tbougbt tbat Mrs. Fry's use 
 of romantic pbi'ases bad originated with her 
 inability to get along well in ordinary lan- 
 guage when attacked with sulyccts upon 
 which she felt (not knowing exactly bow, 
 perhaps) enjoined to secrccj'. I tbink so, 
 because I recollect that she generally talked 
 in an ordinary way about other matters. 
 
 Ircmemberedperfectly well the goings and 
 comings of Eltie before her final establish- 
 ment with me as my nurse, as she was 
 called ; but a few months seem a long while 
 to a child, and I could not help feeling as 
 though there was something unnatural in 
 ber last going from me. 
 
 " Cook," asked I, " what made bira say to 
 ber — " 
 
 " Master Avery, not another word about 
 it," — Mrs. Fry shook her linger as she 
 spoke — " not another word about it ! One 
 whom I need not mention will not bave it." 
 
 I knew very readily what she meant. 
 There was no more talk for me about home ; 
 and, after picking at the carpet a moment 
 or two, I got up and went to my picture- 
 books. 
 
 The one not to be mentioned came home 
 tbat same afternoon, and held an hour's in- 
 terview with Mrs. Fry after dinner. From 
 this interview the good woman was seen to 
 come with tears in ber eyes, and tbat night 
 she told me I was to be sent to school im- 
 mediately. 
 
 "I bad to tell bira about that man the 
 other night," she said, -\vitb a sigh; "and 
 bow could I belp it when questioned by 
 such as bim, dear? He trusted me as one 
 faithful to bis bouse, Master Avy,_and I was 
 true to bis heritage. Yes, dear, I told bim, 
 when he asked, bow the man picked .you up 
 in the shadows of the night ; and be said, 
 — so gentlemanly, too, —"' Of course, Mrs. 
 Fry, you will agree with me that such 
 things must be guarded against in future. 
 You will at once prepare my son to leave 
 bome, as I shall send bim immediately to 
 the boarding-school of an old friend of 
 mine, where be will at least be safe from 
 vagrants.' Those were his vrords. Master 
 Avy, in modulated tones ; and I've got to 
 part with you." 
 
 She cried, and I cried; but my weeping 
 was rather to keep ber company than from 
 any poignant grief at what I beard. It was 
 one of the compensations of my genei'ally 
 loveless lot, that no one bad been suffi- 
 ciently engrossed in my intellectual and 
 moral Avelfare, to make the future school 
 a wholesome terror to my infant days. 
 Motlierless and insignificant as I was, no 
 one bad thought it worth wliile to encour- 
 age my imagination with tbat finely ner- 
 vous ideal of the coming school-master 
 Avliicb causes very little "boys to regard 
 learning as the expiation of crime, and tlie 
 multiplication-table as a distracted formula 
 
 pi-ior to the scaffold. Thus, destitute of 
 educational premonitions, the idea of lieing 
 scut to school grew pleasanter to me every 
 moment; and wheu cook became caliii 
 enough to romance upon the gentlemanly 
 glories of learning bow to read, write, and 
 understand everything in the papers, I 
 needed only her further prophecy of my 
 early proficiency in writing letters,' to send 
 me to bed in raptures. 
 
 On the following morning cook invested 
 Sirrah with supreme authority for the day, 
 to tlie intense and exclamatory amazcmeiit 
 of tbat languid maiden, and commenced her 
 own new oflice by making a trip to the 
 nearest avenue. On ber return, she was 
 accompanied by a loquacious young man, 
 who )iore a black leather trunk upon bis 
 shoulders, and made much of himself in the 
 hall, before Sirrah, by elaborately explain- 
 ing the m.ysteries of lock and straps. 
 
 How curious it is, by the wa.y, that a man 
 always docs make a fool of himself when an 
 unknown woman appears to be looking at 
 him ! It is man's hysterics. 
 
 The trunk, I soon ascertained, was to 
 contain my clothing, and be sent with me to 
 school. This piece of knowledge brought 
 on such blissful excitement that I felt im- 
 pelled to seek tlie front stoop at once, and 
 see if Gwin Le Mons was to be hailed; for 
 I desired an impressible witness of my 
 grandeur. It was Saturday, or no-scbool 
 day, and my bosom friend happened, at 
 that very moment, to be drawing a demo- 
 niac conception in charcoal, on his own 
 sidewalk ; so I called him over, and made 
 him ol)serve the interment of my cloth and 
 linen mortal coils in their short home. 
 
 Upon being informed as to the purport of 
 what be saw, Gwin Le INIons fell into a state 
 of great admiration at mj'- good fortune; 
 but rather l)ewildered me by the tendency 
 he bad to regard my condition in the light 
 of an approaching dissolution from earthlj'- 
 enjoyments. He wished to know whom I 
 should " leave " my peg-top and marbles to, 
 and demonstrated bis own right to a legacj'' 
 l)y insidiously trying-ou my choicest paper 
 soldier-cap. Really, he made me quite un- 
 comfortable by taking that view of the sit- 
 uation, and it required all the sanguine elo- 
 quence of Mrs. Fry to cheer me up again, 
 when be finally ran briskly home to be 
 whipped for his exploits in charcoal. 
 
 JNIrs. Fry certainly did not expect to see 
 my father again befoi'c IMonday, at the ear- 
 liest, as he had only gone av/ay that morn- 
 ing; great, therefore, were her surprise and 
 confusion at his return l:)efore four o'clock 
 that very afternoon, accompanied by a 
 strange gentleman. The twain went into 
 the back parlor, dinuer was ordered ; and, 
 furthermore, an order Avas dispatched b}' 
 Sirrah for me to dine with them. 
 
 Ilctwecn the bustle of preparing the meal, 
 and ber nervousness about the half-finished 
 packing, poor cook bad little chance to 
 brighten me for the table; and, as a conse- 
 quence, when Sirrah at length led me into 
 
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 33 
 
 that dreaded room, my personal appearance 
 was no couuterbalauce of my awkward and 
 timid air. 
 
 My father, darkly elegant as before, occu- 
 pied his usual seat at the l)oard, and uncon- 
 cernedly greeted me with the words : " Mas- 
 ter Avery, we diue early to-da3% Take this 
 seat beside me." 
 
 I obeyed him, as a cowed poodle might 
 obey a whip-tap from its owner. 
 
 The guest was a short, stout man in 
 black, with smooth red hair and sparse 
 whiskers of the same hue ; a pale-faced, 
 sleek man, and not unlike a depressed cler- 
 gyman in general effect. He glanced thought- 
 fully at me, for a moment ; but at once un- 
 derstanding, apparently, that I was not to 
 be noticed yet, looked quickly back to his 
 plate and sipped softly. 
 
 My philosophical parent, indeed, had no 
 idea of taking me into conversation just 
 yet, and I was left at liberty to enjoy as 
 many spasms of horror as there were spoons, 
 knives, and napkin-rings near me that 
 would jump off the table, while he enter- 
 tained the visitor. 
 
 . "Mr. Birch," said he, "let me offer you 
 these olives. You need them to sharpen 
 your appetite, I see." 
 
 "Yes; thank you, Mr. — ah — Glibun ; 
 they are very flne," was the answer, in a 
 mild voice. 
 
 " By the way, Mr. Birch, I suppose that 
 post-offlce appointment at Milton was satis- 
 factory to your friend? The salary is not so 
 very inconsistent with the burthen of the 
 duties, I should say." 
 
 "Ha! ha!" laughed Mr. Birch, wiping 
 his lips, and then suddenly becoming sadly 
 meek again. " Our friend — for you have 
 now made him yours — has no reason to 
 complain. Four letters have gone through 
 his office in — a mouth. Ha! ha! — hum." 
 
 More talk of this kind passed between 
 them ; and, despite Mr. Birch's devout 
 aspect and mildness, his part of it had a 
 disingenuous sound. His entertainer's, on 
 the contrary, aided by continual bright 
 looks in every direction but mine, only sug- 
 gested the graceful freedom of a control- 
 ling mind's relaxation. At last, when the 
 brandy-decanter was brought from the side- 
 board, and Sirrah had wilhdra^vn for good, 
 my father very suddenly put a hand upon 
 my shoulder, and said, aljruptly, — 
 
 " You see here is the lad, Mr. Birch. 
 Avery, you are to go to this gentleman's 
 school." 
 
 I had not dreamed of this, and probably 
 betrayed fright in my looks, for Mr. Birch 
 leaned over very quickly to shake hands, 
 and say I must not be afraid of him. 
 
 "You and I shall be the best of friends 
 Master Avery," said Mr. Birch, in the tone 
 generally adopted to soothe a startled cat ; 
 " I have other young gentlemen like you 
 under my academic eaves near Milton, and 
 you will find them good company, both in 
 class and at play." 
 
 "Mr. Birch," said my father, turning my 
 
 face half-way toward him, and looking 
 musingly at me, " do you think he and I 
 resemble each other at all? " 
 
 "Very strongly," responded Mr. Birch; 
 " or, that is to say, he seems as though he 
 might be a mixture of ftxther and mother." 
 
 " Meaning," said my father, taking his 
 hand from my chin, and raising his glass to 
 the light, "that you prefer not to answer 
 that question deflnitel}'^, until you know 
 just what answer I expect." 
 
 "Ha, ha! Mr. — hem — Glibun; you are 
 quite a Juveual." 
 
 " Or a Persius, perhaps," observed my 
 father; " for I can detect the 'old woman' 
 in a man at sight." 
 
 He said this with cheerful carelessness, 
 still looking through his glass ; and the 
 school-master answered with another short 
 laugh, as he tipped the raised glass with his 
 own. My father nodded, drank, and looked 
 at his watch. 
 
 " Mr. Birch," he said, drawing back from 
 the table, and at once assuming the stem, 
 air by which I knew him best, "you hava 
 left orders at home for the preparation of 
 quarters for the lad, I presume? You are 
 aware that I wish him to return with you; 
 to-night." 
 
 "Yes, sir; your — ah — dispatch was to> 
 that effect. Master Glibun will chum with, 
 a boy near his own age." 
 
 I was all in a flutter at this short audi 
 sharp disposition of me; and so was Mrs.. 
 Fry wdien she came to answer my father's- 
 immediate touch upon the bell. 
 
 "Mrs. Fry, this gentleman, Mr. Birch; 
 will take Master Avery home with him, tO' 
 school, in a few minutes, and j'ou will be- 
 good enough to bring down his cap, over- 
 coat, and so on, immediately." 
 
 " To-night! " ejaculated cook, lifting her' 
 hands; "why, your lord — I mean Mr.. 
 Glibun, his trunk aint half-packed." 
 
 "I did not suppose it was," said my 
 father, coolly. "It can be sent by express 
 next week." 
 
 With a despairing glance at me, and then 
 at Mr. Birch, cook made a stiff courtesy, and 
 disappeared. 
 
 " Now, Mr. Birch," continued the pei'- 
 emptory master of the situation, lighting a 
 cigar and simultaneously extending the 
 open case to the school-master as he spoke, 
 " you probably understand that I shall hold 
 you strictly responsible for the lad's safety 
 until I recall him. Of late I have scarcely 
 known what to do with him ; for I cannot 
 look after him myself, it is not proper that 
 he should be with servants all the time, and 
 the A^ery ruffians of the street seem inclined 
 to meddle with him. I have already told 
 you my chief reason for sending him to you 
 earlier than I formerly intended ; and I now 
 tell you that I shall hold you strictly 
 responsible for his safety. Watch him. 
 That is all you have to do." 
 
 " But, Mr. Glilmn," said the school-master, 
 rising from his seat with consideral:)le anima- 
 tion, "suppose a certain party should still 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 be inclined to act nonsense witli the boy. 
 I'll do all I can, you may be sure ; but how 
 is one to manage a raving tiger? " 
 
 " By naming me, possibly," said my 
 father, smiling rings of smoke from his 
 mouth into the air. 
 
 Mr. Birch did not seem to relish this pre- 
 scription altogether. In fact, something 
 like anger shone in his eyes for a moment ; 
 but it "passed quickly away again, and he 
 sighed. 
 
 " "Well," said he, " there doesn't appear to 
 be anything more to say about it, and we 
 must be moving, or we» shan't catch that 
 stage. I"ll write once a week as agreed." 
 
 Here ]\Irs. Fry came in with my Cap, coat, 
 and comforter, and proceeded, without a 
 ■word, to jerk me into those articles. I 
 should liave been entirely confounded by 
 such treatment from her, had I not soon dis- 
 covered that she was silently crying. Tears 
 were coming upon my cheeks, too, when 
 she hurriedly threw on my cap, gave me one 
 frantic hug, and actually ran from the 
 room. 
 
 " Good feeling there," said Mr. Birch. 
 
 "A good woman, I believe," said my 
 father. 
 
 The school-master, after an uneasy pause 
 of a moment or two, was mechanically 
 leading me toward the hall, when my father 
 stepped hastily over to us, and at a n^otion 
 from him Mr. Birch dropped my hand and 
 went out into the passage. Then he who 
 should have loved me best of all the world 
 bent down and kissed my cheek. A blow 
 would not have surprised me more, and, as 
 T looked yearningly up into his face, I saw 
 that it was changed. 
 
 " My son," he said, gently, " you must not 
 'think me too unkind in sending j'ou away. 
 It is my duty as your father. I am sorry 
 for you,' my poor boy ; I wish you had a 
 mother. Good-by. Now go with him." 
 
 He turned from me, folded his arms, and 
 paced thoughtfully toward the mantel. The 
 school-master had me by the hand again, and 
 led me hastily out to a hack at the street 
 door; and the first period of my life closed 
 .with the crack of a whin. 
 
 CHAPTER VII. 
 
 A TRAVELLER'S STORT. 
 
 As we rode to the Jersey Ferry, my spir- 
 its improved apace; for, althongh I had felt 
 a momentary stagnation of heart as the 
 hack started from our house, and expe- 
 rienced an inclination to cry for cook, 
 there was a novelty about my new situation 
 and prospects which jn-esently stirred my 
 thoughts to all-forgetful excitement. As 
 we turned the firsli corner I saw upon it 
 Upton Knox and Ben Bceton just finishing 
 the last round of a lively combat, wherein 
 Ben seemed to have been severely punished 
 iu the cap. I impulsively shouted Ben's 
 
 name as we whirled past, whei'eupon the 
 battle prematurely ended, and, as I looked 
 back, I could see both the gladiators walk- 
 ing in short circles, with their faces up- 
 turned, as though hopelessly bewildered by 
 some spectral salutation from the air. 
 
 Mr. Birch watched me awhile, until we 
 neared Courtlaudt Street, when suddenl,v the 
 spirit of the school-master came .strongly 
 upon him, and he bade me tell him what I 
 knew. 
 
 " For instance," said he, "do you know. 
 Master Glibun, how a fly can climb up a 
 wall?" 
 
 The question had never occurred to me 
 before, but I was pi'ompt to express the 
 opinion that the fly's legs were sticky. 
 
 " That's very good for a guess, sir," ob- 
 served Mr. Birch ; " but you will have a dif- 
 ferent light on the subject after becoming 
 familiar with the laws of cohesion. Do- 
 cendo dlscimur — which means, you will im- 
 prove at my establishment." 
 
 Not being qualified to criticise a classical 
 application which I ha\'^ since had reason 
 to regard as remarkable, nor feeling any 
 passionate interest in the laws of cohesion, 
 I kept silence. 
 
 At the ferry the hack came to a stoppage 
 with great eclat, b.y overturning an apple- 
 stand near the gates; and the speechless 
 driver liberated us upon the implied condi- 
 tion of our immediately leaving the State. 
 His whole manner Avas that of releasing two 
 prisoners whose time had expired, and he 
 wore the jailer air of one, too long familiar 
 with the incarcerated depraved to be moved 
 by such a trifling incident as the present. 
 I think Mr. Birch was rather struck by his 
 judicial aspect; for he stood looking at 
 him until the hack door was closed again, 
 and the oracular whip pointed to the ferri'- 
 entrance. As we went through the gates, 
 I lingered and looked back, and there that 
 unspeakable man in a velvet cap still stood, 
 a perfect Avail of inarticulate philosophy, 
 against which the vivacious remonstrances 
 of an outraged apple-vender were being 
 hurled in vain. 
 
 The ferry crossed, we got into the last 
 stage for Newark, as thei'e was no railroad 
 thither in those days of natural deaths. Only 
 two other passengers were going; a tall, 
 lean travelling agent with a carpet-sack full 
 of specimen knobs, and a short, thick gentle- 
 man, whose red face was quite a setting sua 
 in a clouded west of gray mufflers. 
 
 The school-master made his legs and me 
 an excuse for occupying a whole seat of the 
 clumsy omnibus, and comjioscd himself at 
 the start for a nap; but the other two 
 seemed disposed to sociability, and both 
 instructed and amused me Avitli their talk. 
 We were about half-way up Bergen Hill, 
 when the knob man observed, that he pre- 
 ferred a steamboat to a stage for night 
 travel, if he knew himself. 
 
 " Well, it's hardly night just yet," re- 
 sponded the mulUed gentleman, " and per- 
 haps you don't know yourself." 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 " Dou't know m5',self ! " ejaculated the 
 knob man ; " well, if I dou't know myself 
 by this time, it's too late to be introduced. 
 I've been thinking to the contrary of that 
 for nigh onto thirty-eight j-ears." 
 
 " Yes, everybody thinks he knows him- 
 self from all the rest of the world," an- 
 swered the muffled gentleman; "and yet 
 it's very possible to upset the theory. I 
 could tell you a story that ivould upset it, I 
 think." 
 
 "A story!" exclaimed the knob man. 
 " Let's have it whether or no. I hope it's 
 nothing that will oflend our clerical friend 
 
 — but he's asleep, though, — and if it won't 
 do for the hoy, he can be set out with the 
 driver." 
 
 " Do for the boy? Nonsense ! " said the 
 muffled gentleman, petulantly. 
 
 " Beg pardon, sir," returned the knob 
 man; "but I'm tender of what children 
 hear. I can't help remembering that my 
 own mother was a woman." 
 
 This last revelation of a family secret 
 seemed to be rather unsettled in its con- 
 nection with the rest of the sentence ; but 
 the muffled gentleman cordially approved 
 the general sentiment advanced, and ob- 
 served, that as his o\xi\ mother had also been 
 a Avoman, he should be the last to disre- 
 gard the moral interests of childhood. 
 
 " You must understand," continued he, 
 " that my story relates to the two twin 
 daughters of old Othello Chandler, of Broad 
 Street, who had the good luck of Plato 
 Wynne himself, in clearing out a whole 
 warehouscful of speculative commodities 
 for cash in the war of 1812, just before the 
 news of peace came so suddenly and ruined 
 a perfect array of other operators." 
 
 " If he had the luck of Plato Wynne," 
 mui'mured the knob man, " he v-as lucky." 
 
 " Possibly you know old Othello? " 
 
 "Heard his name, — that's all," answered 
 he of the knobs. 
 
 " And a very curious, ridiculous name it 
 was, sir! What could ever induce civilized 
 American parents to give a son such a play- 
 acting affliction of a name as that, I can't 
 see," said the muffled gentleman, irascibly; 
 " but they did give it to him, though; and 
 if he lost respect for the old ones before 
 they died, who could blame him? Well, 
 sir, after losing his wife, he went to live 
 with his two twin daughters in a house of 
 his own in Pearl Street. You arc probably 
 aware, sir, that one of those twiiis married, 
 and the other didn't ? " 
 
 The knob man scratched his head reflect- 
 ively ; but couldn't pick out that fact espe- 
 cially from the bewildering number of his 
 faihionable recollections. 
 
 " Well, no matter about that," went on 
 the muffled one; "such was the upshot, 
 and I'm going to tell you how it came about. 
 The girls — I knew 'era Avlien I was a spark 
 
 — were named Minerva and Clefly, and 
 looked and dressed so much like each other 
 that they resembled a hopeless inebriate's 
 duplicative view of the same woman. The 
 
 gentleman who, upon his late return from 
 an important whig meeting, politely oflered 
 to escort home that ' other lady ' whom he 
 fouud with his wife, did not see before him 
 more perfect duplicates. 
 
 " These young misses, then, Avere very 
 much alike in person ; and matched equally 
 well in dispositions, until there came along 
 a dashing young spark who had travelled 
 in Europe, and could speak enough Paris 
 French to break any woman's heart. Ilim 
 they both selected as the most eligible 
 catch in the gold-fish tank of society, and 
 as he happened to make the first demonstra- 
 tion, of a wish to be hooked, to Miss Mi- 
 nerva, the twins became inharmonious at 
 once, and made hysterical amends in private 
 for every time they were compelled to ad- 
 dress each other as ' dearest darling ' in 
 company. 
 
 " Miss Cletfy might have borne an ordinary 
 defeat in such rivalry Avith «ome patience; 
 but Avheu it came, at last, to being addressed 
 at least once a Aveek as ' Minnie,' by mis- 
 take, and that, too, by the mistaken spark 
 in question, it Avas too much, you know. 
 So they made their fathei''s life miserable 
 by insisting upon separate apartments and 
 servants, and thrcAv water on each other's 
 lap-dogs to such an extent that a howl Avas 
 in the air pretty much all day long. 
 
 " Finally the vital spark of heavenly flame 
 1)lazed up at the feet of Miss Minerva at an 
 assembly ball, one night, and made a pre- 
 cious ass of himself, — as we all do, you 
 know, on such occasions. It Avas in the in- 
 terval of a cotillion, and he Avas softly re- 
 ferred to her pa. But this Avould not do 
 for the spark, and he Avas man enough to 
 acknoAvledge that he hadn't quite as much 
 money as he seemed to have. In fact, that 
 visit to foreign courts had used up the only 
 eight hundred dollars he ever had in the 
 Avorld, and it struck him that old Othello 
 Chandler might not think a thousand-dol- 
 lar clerk in a merchant-tailor's store the 
 most promising stock to invest a daughter 
 in. He Avas man enough to confess all this, 
 and his audacious honesty helped him; for 
 girls can't help liking that sort of thing, 
 even Avhen it sounds like impudence. Well, 
 she pretended to be indignant; played fast- 
 and-loose Avith him all the evening, and, 
 at last, Avhen he Avas helping to cloak her 
 for home, consented to receive a note from 
 him next day. That is to say, he thought 
 she did the latter ; but she didn't at all ; for 
 it was Clefly that he had helped to cloak, 
 and Clefly had answered Avith ' Yes ' to his 
 whispered request of the privilege. Next 
 day there came a note for ' My cruellest of 
 Minnies,' frantically beseeching an elope- 
 ment ; and as it incidentally mentioned her 
 last evening's consent to hear from him by 
 mail, and as Clefly had been unusually high 
 Avith her that morning, she pat this and 
 that together and saw how tlie cat had 
 jumped. Possibly the irritation of the dis- 
 covery decided her to act as she did, in- 
 dignation against her sister being stronger 
 
36 
 
 AVERY GLICUN, OR, 
 
 than her pique at the young spark. At any 
 rate, she wrote a properly romantic consent 
 to the proposition, and notified the suitor 
 that she should attend a party in State 
 Street, with her sister. It was a fashion- 
 able party, and he was there, and at the 
 lirst convenient opportunity they arranged 
 the details of their escapade. She was to 
 have a week to ' get her things ready ; ' 
 then he was to come 'early in the evening 
 with a carriage and invite her to go with 
 him to the Battery for a moonlight prom- 
 enade. Once in the carriage, they were to 
 drive straight to the residence of a pre- 
 viously engaged clergyman and be married. 
 Then he was to take her back home again, 
 and leave her to break the secret to old 
 Othello, and bore a pardon for him. It 
 was a delightful arrangement, and the 
 young spark avowed himself incapable of 
 expressing more than half the joy he felt. 
 Later in the evening, however, he felt 
 equal to the other half, and, accordingly 
 imparted it to Clefiy, whom he saluted as 
 ' Almost my own.' She understood, then, 
 why she had not got the note for which her 
 permission had been asked, and, at the 
 same time, she also comprehended the di- 
 rection of the cat's jump, and, instanta- 
 neously determined to take desperate steps. 
 She would not tell all to pa. Oh, no ! for 
 that could only cause Ilomeo to be forbid- 
 den the house ; — a consummation not to be 
 thouglitof. She would do quite another thing. 
 
 "For a week, Minerva was out shopping 
 every day, followed by Clefly's maid in dis- 
 guise ; and whatever Miuerva bought, was 
 exactly followed in the maid's succeeding 
 purchases. Duplicate bonnets and what 
 not were thus obtained almost simultane- 
 ously ; and as the maid acted as a surrepti- 
 tious spy upon Minerva's dress-maker, du- 
 plicate dresses were also got ready. 
 
 "Well, on the afternoon preceding the 
 momentous evening, Clcffy gained access to 
 Minerva's dressing-room, while her sister 
 was temporarily absent, and smuggled in a 
 corrupted footman, who, by her orders, 
 hastily i-emoved the boards and all the 
 quicksilver from the back of the only mii'ror 
 in the apartment, — a large cheval glass, 
 swung in a frame. This done, she dis- 
 missed the footman with the rubbish, and, 
 in her new dress, and with the new bonnet 
 in her hand, carefully drew over the front 
 of the glass the curtain employed to pro- 
 tect it from flies and dnst, and then cau- 
 tiously crouched herself in a coi'ner of the 
 room close behind the same mirror. 
 
 "There she waited, and waited, and 
 waited, and continued to wait, until, 
 througli a lapping of the curtain, she at 
 last saw her sister enter, dismiss her maid 
 at the door, light a gas-l)nrncr, and begin 
 liurriedly to array herself in those new 
 things of hers. A woman, you know, must 
 dress herself expressly for every occasion, 
 oven if it's the funeral of her grandmother. 
 That's what makes a wife cost so much, 
 you see. So, as I was saying, the girl be- 
 
 hind the glass could see all this ; and when 
 her sister put on her bonnet and gloves at 
 last, she also put on her duplicate bonnet 
 and gloves, and stood up. 
 
 "Being alllixed, Miuerva approached the 
 glass to take one parting look at herself, 
 drew back the curtains abstractedly, and 
 contemplated the ligure before lier, in a 
 careless way. She was really thinking 
 about something else at lirst, and didn't 
 look very sharply ; but suddenly it flashed 
 upon her that the face in the glass was 
 Clefl'y's, and not her own. Involuntarily 
 she raised one hand, and opened her moutli. 
 So did the flgure. She took a step forward. 
 So did the tlgure. She took a step back- 
 ward. So did the flgure. 
 
 " ' O mercy I ' thought Minerva, ' can I be 
 awake? That's my bonnet, and my frock, 
 and my gloves, and yet it isn't me ! It 
 must be that I'm — but no ! I certainly am 
 not dreaming. O me ! I must be going 
 mad ! He'll be at the door in flve minutes ; 
 and if I should happen to be Clef instead of 
 myself, and be crazy in thinking that I am 
 myself — ! ' 
 
 *• It was all plain to her in a moment She 
 was 7iot Iierself, at all ; she was Clefly, and 
 was preparing to get aliead of herself in 
 going otr with Romeo. She, herself, Avas 
 not in the room at all, but must be some- 
 where else — purposely drugged, perhaps! 
 And she was not herself at all, but her sis- 
 ter, and was just on the point of shamefully 
 passing herself off for herself to the only 
 man — 
 
 " She flew from the room ; tore wildly up- 
 stairs to another room; locked the door and 
 threw the key out of the window, to make 
 sure that she could not pass Iierself off for 
 herself; and fell fainting to the floor. 
 
 "Then Clefl'y slipped from behind the 
 mirror, went softly down to the front door, 
 and was whirled away to the parsonage in 
 mistake for her sister; which proves, I 
 think," said the muffled gentleman, "that 
 it's barely possible to mistake yourself for 
 somebody else." 
 
 The dreadful confusion prevailing in the 
 latter part of the muffled gentleman's story 
 had caused the iitterly disordered knob man 
 to actually paw at the air from sheer intel- 
 lectual vertigo ; and the sudden winding-up 
 of the whole thing positively made him pant. 
 
 " Law ! " said he, feebly. 
 
 "Curious afl'air, wasn't it?" asked the 
 muffled gentleman. 
 
 " Extrawnary ! " gasped the knob man, 
 " and true in the time of it, I daresay. Ex- 
 cuse me ; but this must be Newark we're in, 
 aint it? " 
 
 " Newark it is," said the muffled gentle- 
 man, as the stage turned the corner of a 
 street, and the dim light of a curb-lamp 
 came in upon us. " It's Newarlj, and I sup- 
 pose I must stop here all night ; though, to 
 tell the truth, I'd rather be at home with my 
 good woman." 
 
 " So would I," jTiwued the knob man, in- 
 nocently. 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 37 
 
 " En ? " ejaculated tlie muffled gentleman, 
 with sucli sharpness that even Mr. Birch 
 roused up. 
 
 " Of course I meant with my own good 
 woman," explained the knob man, pitiably 
 abashed. 
 
 Plere the stage stopped before a low 
 wooden tavern, and the two got out to- 
 gether, leaving the school-master and me 
 with bluff good-nights. 
 
 With a stretch and a sigh Mr. Birch 
 brought himself to realize where we were, 
 and then languidly conducted me from the 
 vehicle to the ground, and from thence to an 
 Irregular rim of stones intended, I suppose, 
 for a sidewalk. Not far from this landing- 
 place there stood a mud-splashed rockaway 
 wagon, with a drooping grayish horse in 
 the shafts, and some one occuiJjang the dri- 
 ver's seat. 
 
 " There's Old Yaller," said Mr. Birch, 
 pushing me before him toward the wagon, 
 " and after one more ride we're home. 
 Yaller ! " 
 
 " Yes, Misser Eod'rick," answered the 
 figure on the seat. 
 
 "" All ready to start? Got the groceries I 
 told you about?" 
 
 " Everything, Misser Eod'rick." 
 
 " Then into the wagon with you, Master 
 Glibuu," said Mr. Birch, summarily lifting 
 me into the rockaway, and himself taking a 
 seat with Old Yaller. 
 
 We were travelling on a country road 
 again before I found chance to fairly realize 
 that there had been any break in the jour- 
 ney ; and, as I clung to a seat of the vehicle 
 and stared at the two half-figures between 
 me and the still darkening sky ahead, my 
 thoughts took continuity once more from 
 the appearance of our driver. By the light 
 of a lamp before the tavern I had briefly 
 noted that he was a black man, and had a 
 stoop in the shoulders suggestive of age ; 
 but now, as my eyes l>ecame accustomed to 
 him in the transparent shadow of night, 
 he seemed to grow more erect and lose all 
 signs of particular infirmitj^, though having 
 a shabby lo"ok. 
 
 "Anything new since I left this morn- 
 ing ? " asked the school-master. 
 
 " No, Misser Eod'rick," returned the 
 black; "because there aint been no time 
 for it." 
 
 " No questions about the new boy ? " que- 
 ried Mr. Birch. 
 
 " Yes, Misser Eod'rick, I believe the 
 madam did call me in from choppin' wood 
 to know aljout that yar. Says she, ' Yal- 
 ler, do you know who the boy is that Misser 
 Birch's' gone after?' and says I, ' I aint 
 not the least ideyar.' " 
 
 " H'm ! " said Mr. Birch. 
 
 No more words pa^^u^^n my hearing ; for 
 I fell into a doze 4H^ that, and did not 
 awake until shaken from my seat by the 
 stopping of the wagon. Upon being lifted 
 from the latter by the school-master, I found 
 m}'sclf in a straw-strewn lane, as I may call 
 it, bounded on either side by a line of dilap- 
 
 idated picket fence, and terminating at the 
 upper end in a small wooden shed, or stable. 
 The rising moon, and an old tin lantern 
 which the black liad drawn from under his 
 seat, gave light enough to discover these 
 objects pretty distinctly, and my glance also 
 took in a dingy building of some descrip- 
 tion not very far inside the pickets to the 
 right. 
 
 Upon receiving the lantern in one hand, 
 the school-master took one of mine in the 
 other, and led me through a broken gate, 
 and np a path paved with clam-shells, to- 
 ward the diugy house. 
 
 " Is this school? " asked I, boldly. 
 
 " Yes, sir, this is the school," answered 
 he; ".and a nice, quiet, pleasant place you'll 
 find it, my boy. See how still everything 
 is. Just the place for sleep, isn't it? As 
 Virgil saj's : Uic secura cpiies, et nescia fal- 
 lere vita, dives oxmm variarum. Which 
 means : Here we have a quiet, easy life of 
 it, with opium in every variet3\ The opium 
 in case of sickness." 
 
 This speech made me certain that he was 
 a Dutchman ; it being a singular peculiarity 
 of our earliest instinct, as it is of our later 
 reason, to associate anything particularly 
 incomprehensible with the Geyman ; and 1 
 felt ci'eeping over me a stronger repugnance. 
 
 Ascending two or three rickety Avoodeu 
 steps, to a door painted green, the school- 
 master produced a lai'ge iron kej^ from his 
 pocket and opened the way to a hall, or 
 entry, in which stood a long wooden table 
 with rush-bottomed chairs ranged on either 
 side of it. At the farther end of the table, 
 and with a lighted candle and several books 
 before it, sat a shapeless figure, which moved 
 and half arose as we entered. As it moved, 
 a clumsy wrapper of some sort fell away 
 from its head and shoulders, revealing a 
 boy, about fifteen years old, apparently, 
 with a crown of golden cui'ls, and a face so 
 tender and beautiful in tone and expression 
 that I stared at it with open-mouthed admira- 
 tion. 
 
 "Ezekiel Eeed," said the school-master, 
 " you should not be sitting here without a 
 fire." 
 
 "I wrapped myself up for it, sir," an- 
 swered the boy, mildly, " and have been too 
 much interested in reading to feel the cold. 
 The boys are all abed, and, as I knew you 
 expected to bring a new boy home with you, 
 I told mother that I would be here when you 
 came, and show him where he is to sleep for 
 to-night." 
 
 ' ' is there a fire in the kitchen ? " asked 
 Mr. Birch. 
 
 "Yes, sir, and something kept warm for 
 you against the fender." 
 
 "We want nothing to eat," said the 
 school-master; "for we had dinner late. 
 Are Bond and Vane in the school-room ? " 
 
 "No, sir, they're in their own rooms, 
 writing or reading, I suppose." 
 
 "Well," said tiie school-master, "I'll go 
 into the kitchen for a while ; but you had 
 better show this boy to bed. His name is 
 
38 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OE, 
 
 Avery Glibun, and his clotlios will be sent 
 next week. Take him alonif." 
 
 Mr. Birch advanced to a door nndcr a 
 flight of stall's, as lie spoke, and concluded 
 bj^ disappearinsj throniih it with liis lantern 
 and sfoinp: heavily down some steps nnseen. 
 
 Throwing: his wrapper entirely aside, Eze- 
 kiel Kced came, candlestick in hand, to take 
 a look at me ; and while he, for a moment, 
 was silently survej-ing; my bnndled-up little 
 figure, I had a fixirer view of him. He was 
 quite as tall as Mr. Birch, and looked super- 
 naturally slender in his close black jacket ; 
 but his easy motions greatly le.'5scned the 
 latter promise of boyish awkwardness ; and 
 Lis face, set off by a broad white collar at 
 the neck, was delicate and smooth i),s that 
 of a pretty girl. 
 
 " Is this the school ? " I asked him. 
 
 "Part of it," he replied. " This is where 
 we eat, and upstairs is where we sleep. 
 You must come after me now, and go to 
 bed." 
 
 He turned and went to the foot of a flight 
 leading up fi-om a farther corner of the hall, 
 — the same under which the master had re- 
 tired ; but, not hearing me beliind him, he 
 shaded the candle with one hand and looked 
 back. 
 
 " Aren't you coming, Glibun? " 
 
 " No ! " said I ; " I'm 'fraid." 
 
 "All right, then," returned the boy. 
 "Perhaps you'll feel better if I leave you in 
 the dark ; " and he commenced going up the 
 stairs unconcernedly. 
 
 This treatment had its effect in causing 
 me to take a sudden start after him at once, 
 and I was clinging timidly to his jacket 
 when another hall was traversed by us and 
 a second flight of stairs commenced. This 
 flight led again to a third hall, of irregular 
 shape, on reaching which I was startled to 
 hear, at first a scattered kind of whispering 
 and then a sharp "H'sh!" The sounds 
 seemed to come from beyond some half a 
 dozen doors along the hall or corridor, and 
 Ezekiel pushed open the nearest one and 
 looked in. 
 
 " The parson ! " said a voice in the room, 
 loud enough to be hoard over the whole 
 floor; and then came a sound of tittering 
 all around. 
 
 "That's you, Dewitt," remarked Ezekiel, 
 drawing back from the door, "and I'll re- 
 port you to-morrow. Here's your room, 
 Glibun." 
 
 I followed him into a small, whitewashed 
 room, containing two cot beds, a painted 
 bureau, two yellow chairs, and a curtained 
 window. The ceiling slanted down toward 
 the window with the roof, and upon the 
 wall over one of the cots was a colored 
 print of the Flood. 
 
 IMy companion placed the candlestick upon 
 the bureau, and then proceeded to relieve 
 me of mj' cap, comforter, and overcoat, 
 regardless of my evident inclination to 
 stand still and stare about. 
 
 "That's your bed, over there," said he, 
 indicating the further cot ; "and you must 
 
 get into it as soon as you can, for it's cold 
 up licre. Do you Avant me to help yon ? " 
 
 I nodded mechanically, and presently 
 found myself between a pair of cl.illy 
 sJxeets, hardly knowing how I had got 
 there. 
 
 "Don't you say your prayers?" a-ked 
 Ezekiel, as I lay shivering and miserable 
 before him. 
 
 Of course I did not. 
 
 "Then I will read a chapter in the Bible 
 to you," said he ; and, taking a book from 
 the bureau, and a seat near the candle, lie 
 read me to sleep. 
 
 CHAPTER VIII. 
 
 MT FIRST SAY AT SCHOOL. 
 
 Some one had slept in that other bed. I 
 was sure of it, because the pillow, counter- 
 pane, and sheet were rumpled. That bed 
 was so narrow, though, that it must have 
 been split ofl'from my bed, and it was funny 
 to have my bed eeem so narrow, too,' that 
 one of my hands was part way over the 
 edge, and felt cold. But how did there 
 come to be two beds in the room at all? 
 And what made the room seem so small ? 
 Why! — 
 
 As I turned upon my pillow I opened my 
 eyes widely at last, and remembered where 
 I really was. 
 
 The sunlight was streaming in through 
 the white muslin curtain of the window, 
 spanning the chamber with falling rafters 
 of dusky gold ; and in the full glow of the 
 space between the bottom of the curtain 
 and the termination of the window, sat 
 Ezekiel Reed, book in hand. With a heavy 
 shawl drawn over his shoulders, and his 
 head so inclined that the full light, should 
 fiill upon the volume and not into his eyes, 
 his resemblance to a pretty girl seemed 
 stronger even than it had the night before, 
 and I lay gazing at him as though he had 
 been a fiisciflating picture. 
 
 Presentl}', a rustling that I accidentally 
 made caused him to look up and around 
 from his book; and, seeing that I was 
 awake, he placed the latter upon the bureau 
 and turned his face to me. 
 
 "Good morning, little Glibun," said he, 
 in a soft, pleasant voice ; ' ' how have you 
 slept ? " 
 
 I assured him that I had clone pretty well 
 in tliat line, as indeed I had. 
 
 "I should think so," he went on; "for 
 that is my bed, yonder, and I didn't hear 
 you move once. You went to sleep while I 
 Avas reading the Testament to you last 
 night." " . 
 
 Ho made this remark with so much grav- 
 ity that I felt a vague consciousness of some 
 indefinite wrong-doing, and probably be- 
 tr.ayed it in my face, as usual. 
 
 " You will learn better than that, I hope," 
 said ho, " and get as fond of the Testament 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 39 
 
 as I am. I've been reading it more tliau an 
 lionr tins morning." 
 
 He now tin-ew ofl" the shawl, showiug me 
 that he was dressed in a neat suit of mixed 
 gray, and told me that I must get up. The 
 washing-bell, he said, would ring.vcry soon, 
 and then I would have to go down with him 
 and wash for brcakftist. 
 
 Upon this huit I scrambled reluctantly to 
 the lloor ; and, as he resumed his Testament 
 again, and hinted no oiler to assist me, I 
 made a desperate shift to dress myself, and 
 succeeded, after a fashion. Not a moment 
 too soon, though ; for scarcely had I awk- 
 wardly adjusted the last button, when a bell 
 sounded from the roof above us, and Ezekiel 
 immediately left his book, and conducted me 
 downstairs. 
 
 Going through the first liall, where the 
 voices had sounded tiic night before, I no- 
 ticed that all the doors were thrown open, 
 disclosing small rooms with two rumpled 
 cots in each, and trunks between them. 
 The other boys slept there, my companion 
 told me, and I would sleep in one of them, 
 myself, to-night, my last niglit's lodging hav- 
 ing been only temporary. In the lower, or 
 main entry, the long table was covered with a 
 figured oil-cloth, on which Old Yaller, assist- 
 ed by a ragged and sickly-looking little White 
 boy, was placing rows of white plates and 
 pewter cups. The black nodded and grinned 
 at me, and his rickety little assistant stuck 
 his tongue into his cheek ; but Ezekiel Keed 
 hurfied me along through the front door into 
 the open air, and then around the house to 
 a sort of shed, where my future school-mates 
 were already at their ablutions. This shed, 
 which seemed to be a partitioned extension 
 of the kitchen, was paved with clam-shells, 
 and had a low shelf all along one side of it, 
 set out with tin basins, in which about a 
 dozen boys of various ages were drenching 
 their faces in water from the well just out- 
 side the door. 
 
 " Mr. Bond," said Ezekiel, leading me up 
 to a thin, red-faced man, with gray hair and 
 whiskers, who seemed to be superintending 
 the scene, "this is young Glibun, you know. 
 Father wants you and Mr. Vane to look out 
 for him to-day." 
 
 " Yes, certainly, — all right. Master Reed, 
 I will see to it," answered Mr. Bond, in a 
 weak, dispirited kind of v,-ay. " I'll attend 
 to it. Master Reed, — certainly." 
 
 He gave me a listless, tired look, as though 
 quite weary of everything in the sliape of a 
 boy, and then introduced me publicly thus, — 
 " Young gentlemen, here's Master Glibun, 
 a new school-mate for you. I wish yoii'd 
 make room amongst you for him to wash." 
 The eyes of all the young washers were 
 already upon me from behind their fingers 
 and towels ; and, as Ezekiel hustled me up 
 to a basin which some one had deserted for 
 me, a hum of indistinct comment went 
 roimd. They were all dressed in mixed 
 gray, like Ezekiel, so that my blue jacket 
 with brass buttons made me rather conspic- 
 uous ; and it was very palpable that I should 
 
 have been criticised pretty boldly, but fof 
 the restraining presence of the old gentle- 
 man. 
 
 After directing me to wash my face by 
 rubbing it with wet hands, as the others 
 did, and pointing to where a brush and a 
 comb were suspended by a chain under a 
 looking-glass on the opposite side of the 
 shed, Ezekiel Reed left me, and I managed 
 to make an imitative toilet before a second 
 ringing of the bell announced breakfast. 
 
 " Two-and-two, now, young gentlemen," 
 said Mr. Bond, with the profoundest melan- 
 choly. " Master Dewitt, stop those capers, 
 if you please, and take your place by jMaster 
 Glibun. He's to chum with you, I believe." 
 Whispering and laughing (I knew well 
 enough that it was about my jacket), the 
 boys formed an imposing procession behind 
 Mr. Bond, a sharp-eyed, iron-faced lad, with 
 his black hair cropped close to his head, un- 
 ceremoniously dragged ray left arm under 
 his right, and to the soimd of this lad's sup- 
 pressed whistling, we all marched around 
 the front of the house, to the hall. 
 
 The table was spread, and on either side 
 of its head sat Ezekiel Reed, aud a dark- 
 haired, handsome youug man, in a light cas- 
 simere suit, whom the boys addressed as 
 Mr. Vane. Mr. Bond having reached the 
 seat at the head raised his hand, whereupon 
 we all took chairs as v/e came to them ; and 
 Old Yaller served cofiee to Reed and the 
 two elders, and boiled eggs, biscuit, aud 
 well-water, to us. Then Mr. Bond arose to 
 his feet with a very miserable look, closed 
 his eyes, and observed, with much auguish : 
 "For what we are about to partake, make 
 us truly thaukful," — after which we were 
 all at liberty to eat in silence, while our 
 superiors sipped cofl'ee (they had already 
 breakfasted), and talked with each other. 
 
 The new sensation of being at table with 
 boys, gave me a confidence hardly possible 
 under such circumstances to a child ordina- 
 rily trained. INIy future school-mates, with- 
 out an exception, were older than myself, 
 and had older manners than my street ac- 
 quaintances at home ; but they were boys ; 
 I was their equal ; and an immediate grasp 
 of that fact so nicely weighted or balanced 
 me with self-appreciation, that I felt myself 
 steady enough to master a whole meal with- 
 out once dropping knife or spoou. I am 
 particular to mention this effect, because I 
 often think of it, even now, as an odd proof 
 of the inversion my youthful character had 
 already received from an unnatural mode of 
 life. 
 
 The boys were prohibited from talking at 
 breakfast, save in answer to questions from 
 the head; and as the privileged conversa- 
 tion from the latter direction was not dis- 
 tinct enough to serve for general entertain- 
 ment, they varied the monotony of the meal 
 for themselves with covert crumlj-shots at 
 each other, and divers fragmentary combi- 
 nations of knives and egg-shells in tasteful 
 bridges. Willie Dewitt, though, showed 
 his original turn of mind by constructing a 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 chaste Greek temple from the halves of a 
 biscuit; but I doubt much that the Pythian 
 Apollo wonUl have approved the bread ball 
 Avith v\-hich the dome was tipped. 
 
 At tlie rising of Mr. lionil, Mr. Vane, and 
 Ezckiel Reed, we also quitted the table, and, 
 after clustering for a moment or two around 
 a stove in one of the front corners of the 
 hall, Avcrc called by Ezckiel into a large 
 room adjoining. This Avas tlie school-room, 
 and extended the whole depth of the house. 
 On either side an open space, wdiich ran 
 from the door to a platform Avith three 
 desks and chairs, were regular rows of 
 desks and benches. One or two maps, and 
 0. large blackboard, adorned the walls, and 
 over a Franklin stove at the end of the room 
 hung a rusty musket. The central space I 
 have mentioned as terminating with the 
 platform had a continuous seat, or long 
 wooden settees, up both sides of it, and 
 there we took our places, while Ezekiel and 
 Mr. Bond ascended to chairs on the plat- 
 form. The former read aloud a chapter 
 from Genesis ; the other plucked up anima- 
 tion enough to question the boys in their 
 catechism, and then the negro brought down 
 our caps and great-coats from the dormitory 
 upstairs, and we were formally marshalled 
 for a walk to the village church in Milton. 
 
 Smoking at the mouth, for the air was 
 chilly, we tiled through the liall, out of the 
 door, and down a shell-path to the road; 
 and I had time to see that the school-house 
 was a great, square, red building, in the 
 middle of a lot and on the spur of a higli 
 hill, with a slatted little bell cupola upon 
 the peak of its mossy x'oof. I also discerned 
 the faded traces of white lettering across 
 the front, and was informed that it liad read 
 " Oxford Institute," before repeated rains 
 had nearly erased the inscription. Why it 
 was called "Oxford" Institute I do not 
 know to this day, but suppose a scholastic 
 fiincy had something to do with it. 
 
 The distance to the village was about half 
 a mile ; so we had time to talk on a variety 
 of subjects by the way. At first I was the 
 favorite subject, the boys nearest me being 
 unanimous in the opinion that I belonged to 
 the army and was about to establish a mili- 
 tary professorship at Oxford Institute. I 
 protested earnestly against such a mistake ; 
 but my brass buttons were held to be proof 
 positive of my martial calling. The idea 
 being insisted upon until I was sufficiently 
 miserable, Dewitt changed the topic by 
 wondering whether "Old Rufus" would 
 pass us befoi'e we reached Milton? 
 
 Upon ray inquiring wdio "Rufus" was, 
 he expressed the belief that I must be green 
 not to know that, and informed me that the 
 title had been borrowed from royal English 
 history for Mr. Birch, whose red hair "fully 
 justilicd the application. I was also in- 
 formed that the principal of the Institute to 
 which we belonged, always went to chui'ch 
 in the rockaway, if he went at all, accompa- 
 nied l)y his wife and Mr. Vane, and that they 
 miglit be expected to drive past us at any 
 
 moment. This explanation led to still fur- 
 tlier news. I learned that Ezekiel Reed was 
 step-son to Mr. Birch ; that he had a sister 
 living somewhere, and that his mother, a 
 widow, had been Mr. Birch's first wife. 
 Reed was monitor, or head boy, at school 
 and was a great favorite with the clergyman 
 at Milton, in whose church he had a Bible- 
 class; the boys, however, looked upon him 
 with a dislike for which there seemed no 
 very just reason, and saluted him as "the 
 parson." Finding me au excellent listener 
 so far, Dewitt went on to tell me tliat no 
 one knew just when " Rufus " had married 
 his present wife ; but it must have been be- 
 fore he turned school-master, for the oldest 
 fellows at school knew her to be there when 
 they came. The fellov,''s didn't know much 
 about her, though, Dewitt said, as she never 
 appeared in the boys' part of the house, and 
 might as well bo a hundred miles away for 
 all they saw of her, except once in a long 
 while at church. "Rufus" lived on the 
 second floor of the Institute, and no one 
 was ever allowed to go into a I'oom on that 
 floor except the parson, or the other teach- 
 ers, Bond and Vane, who took their meals 
 there. But what surpi'ised me more than 
 anything else that Dewitt told me, was his 
 positive assertion that the school-master 
 often went to the village of an afternoon to 
 meet a parcel of political cronies there, and 
 upon returning home, late at night, drunk, 
 had been heard, by the boys in their rooms, 
 to rave around downstairs by the hour and 
 abuse his wife awfully. One night, two of 
 the boys liad started to go downstairs, think- 
 ing tliat murder was going on in the house, 
 Init they found Ezekiel Reed in the hall, all 
 dressed and listening, and he drove them 
 Ijack, and reported them next day for being 
 out of their rooms. Didn't they get locked 
 up in the cellar for awhile, though ! You 
 bet they did ! 
 
 Inspired by the recollection of that cele- 
 brated event, and greatly flattered by my 
 breathless attention, the iron-faced lad im- 
 mediately proceeded to confide to me his 
 utter sickness of school and vague inten- 
 tion of writing his father very decisively 
 to that ell'ect. He guessed* he wasn't the 
 only one sick of it, either. There was 
 Vane, the teacher of Latin, Greek, and Alge- 
 bra, who'd just as soon leave as not, and 
 treated Old Rufus so uppishly that the fel- 
 lows were always expecting a row. He 
 took things easily enough — oh, didn't he? 
 — and used the nag and rockaway as if he 
 owned them. Old Bond, tlie English and 
 Writing teacher, didn't dare do so ; in fact, 
 Old Bond was tame as a cow ; but the boys 
 liked him, though. Old Yaller was a trump, 
 too, and never reported the fellows for 
 hunting eggs in the stable. .lie was a slave 
 and belonged to Old Rufus, and it was a 
 shame for that fellow, Cutter, over there, to 
 call him names the way he did. 
 
 * Ciipsa is the American for suppose. This cx- 
 plaiiat ion mf^y bo nocessiii-y in case any genuine Briton 
 should jjiTUiie this biography. 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 41 
 
 By this time we had reached the village, 
 where all 4;alking must cease aud the bo^'s 
 assume that gravely meditative air which 
 pi'opcrly advertises the dignity of scholastic 
 pursuits. The expected school-master had 
 uot passed us yet ; uor was it until we had 
 been settled for some moments in the rear 
 pews reserved for us in church, that Mr. 
 Birch walked softly up the centre aisle, ac- 
 companied, or followed rather, by a tall, 
 veiled lady, in deep mourning, and Mr. Vane 
 in his unseasonable suit. They went to a 
 seat fiir from us, and near the pulpit, the 
 lady entering it first, Avith a haughty sweep 
 past the school-master, and Mr. Vane imme- 
 diately following her. 
 
 It needed not a nudge from Dewitt to 
 make me look towards the three as they sat 
 stifHy there, with vacant spaces between 
 them. I was old enough, and realized 
 enough of family estiangeraeuts, to be 
 great]}" interested in persons of Avhom I 
 had just heard so much, and tlie officiating 
 clergyman had given out the first hymn be- 
 fore m}' attention became sufficiently gen- 
 eral to notice that Mr. Bond was already 
 nodding, and that Ezekiel Reed had taken 
 his place in the gallery with the choir. 
 
 Church was another hoveltj^ to me. As 
 my mind echoes that sentence I go over it 
 again with my lips, and a chill is at my 
 heart. I had never been in a church before, 
 God pity me! No prayers at a mother's 
 kriee for me ; no child's altar at home, no 
 mother's unwritten Bible there for me. It 
 all comes back as I sit here, and in the feel- 
 ing it awakens I am more than thankful to 
 recognize a proof that what might have 
 been is uot! 
 
 The prayers, the sei'mon, the singing, 
 were to me like the dream a younger child 
 might have w-andered into from the mur- 
 muring of a shell at his ear; and when the 
 last word of the benediction was said I 
 went out through the throng with my com- 
 panions as though unconscious of their 
 l)resence. 
 
 " Here, Glibun ! we've got to hold on 
 here a minute," said Dewitt, catching me 
 by the slioulder. 
 
 Looking up, I saw tliat the boys were 
 standing in a group on the green, to let Mr. 
 Birch pass to his wagon, and the school- 
 master almost stumbled against me on his 
 way to the tree under which Yaller was 
 watching the gray horse. At his side, but 
 without taking Iiis arm, walked the lady, 
 and just behind the two lounged Mr. Vane. 
 
 With childish curiosity I stared straight 
 at Mrs. Birch, until I was abashed at seeing 
 that she was evidentlj^ returning my stare 
 from behind her veil. At least, there was 
 something in the rigidity of her head which 
 made me think so ; and Mr. Birch probab?y 
 thought so too, for he stopped a moment, 
 and motioned impatiently with his finger 
 for me to go in amongst the boys. 
 
 Dinner at Oxford Institute was but a 
 heartier repetition of breakfast. Between 
 that aud sundowm, however, we wex'e 
 6 
 
 allowed the liberty of the school-room, on 
 condition of being quiet, and I then had 
 some opportunity to become acquainted 
 with my future fellow-students. Willie 
 Dewitt, who had taken me under his 
 special protection, soon made me familiar 
 with all around by the ingenious expedient 
 of stealthil}^ sticking a pin into one after 
 another of them, and unblushingly referring 
 to me as the ofl"ender in each instance ; 
 and, although the plan subjected me to a 
 variety of embarrassing interviews with 
 irritated youths, I am bound to say that it 
 made me acquainted with everybody in 
 much less time than would have been con- 
 sumed b}^ an}^ other process. 
 
 The new sense of freedom which I ex- 
 perienced in such company inclined me to 
 like them all. I had shades of preference, 
 though, and I may say that I liked Hastings 
 Cutter least of an\^ He came, as I after- 
 wards learned, from South Carolina, where 
 his father was a planter, and the boys had 
 a story that he had been sent from home 
 for nearlj' killing his mother's cook with a 
 carving-knife. He had the wide nose, 
 heavy under-lip, aud slightly Africanized 
 intonations of speech often noticeable in 
 the South, and his dark complexion, small 
 black eyes, and closely curling hair helped 
 to constitute an aspect anything but gentle. 
 He was about two years older than I, and, 
 owing to defective digestion, was so chiv- 
 alrous in disposition that no younger com- 
 panion was safe with him for an hour. 
 This, of course, I was to discover subse- 
 quently ; but my first impression of Cutter 
 was not entirely sj'mpathetic. 
 
 Cassius Streight was a pale, slender lad, 
 from Roxbury, Massachusetts, Avhose ec- 
 centric bearing and general severity of 
 countenance left the ordinary observer in 
 hopeless speculation as to his age. He had 
 straight auburn hair reaching to his collar, 
 aud sidled about when he walked, as though 
 the upper half of his body suspected itself 
 of being carried on strange legs. But 
 Streight's large brown eyes laughed at me 
 when all the rest of his face was stony, and 
 I liked him particularly. 
 
 In short, as before intimated, I liked them 
 all. My very strongest liking, though, had 
 settled upon Willie Dewitt, because I felt 
 best acquainted with him, and I was pleased 
 enough when Mr. Bond and Yaller went up 
 to the sleeping-rooms that night and ar- 
 ranged for me to occupy the second cot in 
 his room. The room was smaller than that 
 in which I had passed the previous night, 
 aud the chaii's aud bureau much shabbier; 
 but I did not mind that, and Dewitt said ho 
 was right glad to have me for a chum. 
 
 After we had both retired, aud Ezekiel 
 had been around to see that all the lights 
 were out, Dewitt whispered from his cot, — 
 
 " Say, Glibun! " 
 
 " 'm 'm?" queried I. 
 
 " I say, Glibun, wiien you was coming up 
 with Old Rufus, did he ask you wby a fly 
 could creep up a wall? " 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OE, 
 
 I whispered a weird affirmative. 
 
 There came a strangling giggle from the 
 other cot, ending in a rapturous whisper 
 of " He gets that off ou everybody ! " A 
 brief silence followed to enable my viva- 
 cious room-mate to produce a sound with 
 bis linger and lip like the popping of a cork, 
 and then came the further question, — 
 
 "But you don't mean to say that Old 
 Eufus cracked any Latin gibberish on you, 
 — do you ? " 
 
 In whisper I expressed the belief that it 
 was Dutch. 
 
 Pop ! pop ! went two large corks, followed 
 by an effervescence of giggle, and then 
 \vere poured out the words, "He gets it 
 off on everybody! He don't know any 
 more Latin than Old Yaller does ! But I 
 say, Glibun," added Dewitt, "are j'our 
 daddy and mother going to keep you here 
 long? " 
 
 " I aint got no mother," answered I. 
 
 " Why, "Glibun, you don't mean to say 
 she's dead? " 
 
 " Yes." 
 
 " But, Glibun," — I think he arose npou his 
 elbow and peered at me through the dark- 
 ness, — " haven't you really got any mother 
 at all?" 
 
 "No." 
 
 The boy seemed unable to believe in such 
 a state of things. I was falling asleep, 
 when he ai-oused me by getting half-way off 
 his cot and feeling across my pillow with 
 one of his hands. 
 
 "Glibun! " 
 
 "Iley?" 
 
 "Haven't you really got any mother? 
 Upon your w^ord and sacred honor? " 
 
 "No, I haiut!" 
 
 " I think," said the voice of "Willie De- 
 witt, retiring from me as he laid softly 
 down again, — "I think I'll write to my 
 mother to-morrow." 
 
 CHAPTER IX. 
 
 THH TEMPLE OF BALE. 
 
 Goodman & Co. were merchant-f)riuces, 
 and received vast annual tribute from their 
 innocent vassals, the provincial retailers of 
 the South and West. Their principality was 
 a goodly brick building of three stories and 
 cellar, not far from the Bowling Green on 
 Broadway, and it was significant of their 
 royal dignity that they had passed through 
 all the upward grades of lessening signs, 
 and attained the mei'cantile altitude v/herc 
 it becomes the duty of the world to know 
 just where the Establishment is, without 
 aid from vulgar sign-boards. To call such 
 an edifice a store would be truly rural and 
 unworthy a refined republic. Stores must 
 have signs, from tlie mere pimple of a black 
 and gilt tin card in the show-window, to 
 tlic fully developed disease all over the 
 front. Establishments are severely unlet- 
 
 tered from roof to street, as becomes the 
 familiar haunts of princes; and the house 
 of Goodman & Co. went so far in republi- 
 can simplicity as to have the names of the 
 august firm printed in smaller type on its 
 bill-heads than any other line thereon. 
 
 The interior of this Establishment, on all 
 its floors, was studiously devoid of the 
 common aspects of sale. There were the 
 importations, sternly stacked on endless 
 tables and matliematical shelves : Broad- 
 cloth and silks, first floor; laces and em* 
 broideries, second floor; cotton and wool- 
 len, third floor; Yankee-notion department, 
 front cellar. In an atmosphere tempered to 
 churchly twilight by an arrangement of blue 
 shades on a central skylight, the importa- 
 tions loomed funereally to the eye whichever 
 way it turned, and asked nobody to buy 
 them. There they were; they were to be 
 obtained for so much on draft. To buy 
 them for money was out of the question ; 
 they were not that sort of article, at all. 
 This was not a store. 
 
 The importations thus lying in state were 
 sincerely mourned by sombre beings in de- 
 cent black, who ^vaudered around them in 
 all the dignitj^ of the most respectable de- 
 spair, and could only be cheered by the 
 arrival of frequent sympathizing inferiors 
 from the South and West. Eorgetting, in 
 their genuine grief, all distinctions of rank, 
 they would take these inferiors from place to 
 place, to look upon wdiat was there, tleliver- 
 ing a brief funeral discourse at each stop- 
 ping, and ordering certain undertakers, or 
 porters, to " lay out " the bill. There may 
 have been young men among these bereaved 
 mortals, but their manners were toned down 
 to the solemnity of their calling, and they 
 dressed by rank, from the rigid black post 
 of a man with an inverted triangular mosaic 
 of white shirt-bosom, who mourned the 
 Yankee notions in the cellar, up to the 
 senior watcher wiiose ruffled mosaic, mourn- 
 ing-ring, and substantial gold fob-chain, 
 were the highest grade of memorial insig- 
 nia, before arriving at the magnificent firm 
 themselves in a sash-bound private burial- 
 ground in the rear of the broadcloth and 
 silk mausoleum. 
 
 Away up with the cottons and woollens 
 were half a dozen little mutes, with feather- 
 brushes in their hands, continually turning 
 to dust. Something of the outer world, 
 though, crept into the shades of the first 
 floor in the persons of a cashier and the first 
 and second book-keepers, all of whom wore 
 figured vests and abstruse masonic breast- 
 pins; but if you wanted to see the volatile 
 outer world itself, you must descend to the 
 remoter half of the cellar-floor, where a per- 
 petual gas-light, aided I)}' a conical shade 
 of green paper, threw its pallid radiance 
 over a standing desk and a manly form 
 writing thereat. 
 
 ]Mr. Benton Stiles, entry clerk in the 
 Establishment of Goodman & Co., had seen 
 lietter days ; or, at least, he had seen lighter 
 days ; and that fact was evident in the gen- 
 
BETWEEN TWO IIRES. 
 
 43 
 
 tlemaulj', forward slant of liis well-oiled 
 black hair, aud the pertinacity with Avhich 
 he wore a merciIes^Iy-brushcd dress-coat 
 and the most rakish of silk hats. Upon his 
 liucu front of scattered pink vines appeared 
 a horse's head scnlptnred in cornelian, and 
 on the little rtng-er of his right hand blazed 
 an enormons locket-ring containing Her 
 portrait. Ilis fiice derived vivacity from a 
 pair of twinkling black eyes and a prim 
 goatee; and a small heap of peanuts on his 
 desk, just beyond the large book iu which 
 he was writing, indicated a philosophical 
 temperament. 
 
 In the glow of another light, some dis- 
 tance otf, with a pile of varied importations 
 before him on a detached counter, stood 
 Mr. Charles Spanyel, eye-glass on nose, and 
 curly brown wig on head. Short and natty 
 was that gentleman, with large features, 
 ample collar, and the dress of one of the 
 mourners upstairs. 
 
 "All ready now for this bill. Stiles?" 
 asked Mr. Spanyel, after an admonitory 
 cough. 
 
 " Drive on, my jockey," iTsponded Mr. 
 Stiles, dipping his pen into the ink with a 
 flourish. 
 
 " One piece, broadcloth, number two 
 Dought seven," proclaimed Mr. Spanyel. 
 
 "One — piece — broad — cloth — 
 
 " ' And thei-e was mounting in hot haste; the steed, 
 The mustering squadron, aud the clattering car, 
 Went pouring forward with impetuous speed. 
 And swiftly forming in — ' 
 
 number two — nought — seven. Drive 
 ahead." 
 
 "Two pieces, ditto. Number three five 
 nine." 
 
 " Two — pieces — 
 
 " ' The glories of our blood and state 
 
 Are shadows, not substantial things; 
 There is no armor against fate ; 
 Death lays his icy hand on — ' 
 
 ditto. Number three — five — nine." 
 
 "Got that down? Six gross Coates's 
 
 cotton, assorted numbers." 
 " Six gross — you said six? — 
 
 " ' Where Solitude, sad nurse of care, 
 To sickly musing gives the pensive mind, 
 There madness enters ; and the dim-eyed fiend, 
 Lorn Melancholy, night and day provokes — ' 
 
 Coates's — cotton. Assorted — numbers. 
 Well ! " 
 
 " Twenty'' pairs elastic suspenders, with 
 patent buckles. And send by express." 
 
 " Twenty — pairs — elastic — 
 
 " ' Know'st thou the land where citron-apples bloom, 
 And oranges like gold in leafy gloom ; 
 A gentle wind from deep blue heaven blows, 
 The myrtle thick, and — ' 
 
 suspenders — with ^- patent buckles — 
 
 " ' Know'st thou it, then ? 
 'Tis there ! 'tis there I ' 
 
 Scud by — express." 
 
 " We'll call that bill back, and give the 
 prices, after we've been to dinner," said Mr. 
 Spanyel. coming toward the desk with his 
 hat iu his hand. "You're to dine with me 
 to-day, you know; for I shan't go up home 
 until the last train. By the way, Stiles," 
 added Mr. Spanyel, looking admiringly at 
 that gentleman, as he smoothed his silk hat 
 with a coat-sleeve, " is that a play I hear 
 you repeating to j'ourself so much ?" 
 
 "A play!" ejaculated Mr. Stiles, con- 
 temptuously. "No, sir! Modern plays are 
 dimd nonsense. It's poetry, sir; it's the 
 only thing that keeps me from going mad! 
 when I think of myself reduced down to 
 taking three hundred and fifty a year for 
 such degradation as this ! Who was the 
 top-sawyer at Niagara four summers ago? 
 He stands before you now, a miserable 
 devil!" 
 
 Here Mr. Stiles clenched one of his fists, 
 and went through the motion of stabbing 
 himself to the heart. 
 
 " Don't give way, my boy ; don't give 
 way, my boy," urged Mr. Spanyel, patting 
 him soothingly on the back. "A man of 
 your ability is sure to come out all right. 
 I've always recognized 3'our abilities ; and 
 if some of the others upstairs — " 
 
 "They're snobs, sir!" iuterrnptcd Mr. 
 Stiles, passionately. " They're snobs ! " 
 
 "And if the Yankee-notion man in front 
 there — " 
 
 " He's a beast ! " sneered Mr. StUes, glaring 
 toward the front of the cellar. 
 
 "Well, no matter for them," pnrred Mr. 
 Spanyel; "you'll rise to your proper level 
 yet. I don't know but I can help you raj-- 
 self. What do you think of such a man as 
 General Cringer ? " 
 
 "I think," said the victim of circum- 
 stances, eating a peanut, "that Cringer is 
 immense. He's Augustus, Mecajnus, Tal- 
 leyrand, and Richelieu, all holding the rib- 
 bons at once. I came near knowing Cringer 
 several times when I was a top-sawj'er." 
 
 The recollection of that period so deeply 
 aflected Mr. Stiles that he shook his head 
 like an oracular mandarin, and abstractedly 
 buttoned his coat up to the very neck. 
 
 " Stiles, my boy," whispered Mr. Span.yel, 
 rubbing his hands, " General Cringer wants 
 a Secretary, and you're the very man for 
 him ! You must meet him." 
 
 " I will ! " exclaimed the late top-sawyer. 
 " Shake hands on it, Uncle Charley, and see 
 me visibly improve, sir, at the bare idea. I 
 go, and it is done ! " 
 
 Mr. Stiles slid his right foot forward, 
 stamped twice with it, and stabbed the air 
 with a ruler. 
 
 "And now let's try some dinner." 
 The reduced gentleman and his patron 
 emerged from the sepulchre of Y;inkco 
 notions into the broadcloth and silk Cim- 
 merio, l)y means of an iron stairway; and 
 he not only conimittetl liie unparalleled 
 sacrilege of swaggering on the passage to 
 Broadway, but actually indulged, near tlie 
 door, in a di.ssipalcd wid.slie. 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 The place selected for tlie banquet was a 
 fiisliionable but retired restaurant in Warren 
 Street, known as " the Frenclinian's," and in 
 a crimson-curtained box of the same, on 
 citlier side a marljle-top table, were quickly 
 seated Mr. Charles Spauyel and the late 
 top-sawyer. 
 
 "Now, then, where's the rjamin?" queried 
 the former, vivaciously polishing his eye- 
 glass with a handkerchief, prior to culti- 
 vating his mind with the very thin morocco- 
 bound bill-of-fiire. 
 
 " Gammon ! " called Mr. Stiles, projecting 
 his head from the box. 
 
 Promptly at the summons appeared a 
 middle-aged sprite, in a white apron mapped 
 with gravies, who at once dashed at the 
 table with his pocket-handkerchief, and 
 stood the castor in Mr. Stiles' silk hat on 
 the seat, while he obliterated a mustard 
 stain. 
 
 " Francois," said Mr. Spanyel, " how are 
 your cutlets a la Maintenon to-day ? " 
 
 "Ah, sure, they're splindid, sur," re- 
 sponded Francois, tastefully equalizing the 
 map of Europe on his apron bj^ scraping its 
 coast line with the salt-spoon. 
 
 " What do you take. Stiles? " 
 
 That gentleman paused in the middle of a 
 learned cliapter on "Made Dishes," which 
 he had been perusing with the liveliest sat- 
 isfaction, and pronounced in favor of bean 
 soup for " a breather," and tenderloin Avith 
 vegetables for the " second heat." 
 
 "And, Francois," said Mr. Spauyel, med- 
 itativel.y, "bring me Consome soup and 
 some bread — pain, yow. know, — first; and 
 then a couple of coo-te-lets. — Savezf " 
 
 " Yaj^sur." 
 
 " What's your appetizer, Stiles ? " inquired 
 Mr. Spanyel with deep interest. 
 
 Mr. Stiles at once laid back in his corner, 
 placed a thumb in the arm-hole of his vest, 
 and glanced imperiously at the chapter on 
 wines in the volume before him on the 
 table. His turn to show some knowledge 
 of high life had come. 
 
 " Gammon," he asked, " have you any 
 Chateau D'Or?" 
 
 " Nawsur," answered Francois, with great 
 confidence ; " but the pig's fate is splindid." 
 
 " Any Vando Porto, Gammon? " 
 
 "All out, sur; but the biled crabs might 
 do ye." 
 
 "Waiter!" thundered Mr. Stiles, in a 
 sudden burst of the vernacular, " bring me 
 a pony of Otard." 
 
 That one touch of nature made the whole 
 waiter kin. For several years he had been 
 in an artificial France, had the waiter; 
 the spirit of the culinary Gaul had weighed 
 upon his bi'cast like a domesticated night- 
 mare ; and under the accumulation of Paris- 
 ian plirascs, in the carrying about of which 
 in plates and dislies full tlii'ee fourtlis of his 
 life were spent, he had been smothered at 
 last into a feverish dream that he was really 
 a L^rencliman. 
 
 " ril do tliat, sur! " he exclaimed, beam- 
 ing with joy at his temporary awakening to 
 
 Anglo-Saxon identity; and having received 
 Mr. Spanyel's order for Sautcrne (which 
 tlircw him into a relapse at once), he slid 
 from siglit. 
 
 Mr. Sjxmyel now exhumed from the sev- 
 eral pockets of his coat, a small phial con- 
 taining brown liquid, a pill-box, and a 
 leather case of powders, and arrayed all 
 tliree on that edge of the tal)le which 
 touched the wall. Some men are said to be 
 worn out by the energy of their minds ; but 
 Mr. Spanj'el's too energetic organ was his 
 stomach. The disposition of that organ for 
 exhaustive research into everything edible, 
 at everj^ time of day and nigiit, compelled 
 its owner either to put some restraint upon 
 it, or to stimulate it with nostrums ; and he 
 chose to do the latter. 
 
 As he took his first powder, preparatory 
 to eating, Mr. Stiles made an eflbrt to save 
 his own appetite from banishment at the 
 spectacle, by hastily plunging into conver- 
 sation. 
 
 " That about General Cringer, you know," 
 said he. with a laborious swallow, — "what's 
 your idea? Couldn't j'ou give me a letter 
 to him — ' Perfectly reliable young man — 
 first circles — abilities crushed to earth, but 
 will rise again — immense advantage of lit- 
 erary knowledge ' — eh ? " 
 
 " I'll tell you how I've arranged that," re- 
 plied Mr. Spanyel, softly shading his phial; 
 ' ' we are going to have a little gathering at 
 my place to-morrow night, — a convcrsaz- 
 zioney as my cousin in Europe would call 
 it, — in compliment to an English soa-ofticer 
 of our acquaintance. The general has 
 promised to be there, and you must be there 
 to see him, my dear ])oy." 
 
 " Let's see," said Mr. Benton Stiles, look- 
 ing uj) from his soup, " your place is Toad- 
 viile, aint it? " 
 
 " Toe-der-vcal," ejaculated Mr. Spanyel, 
 majestically, — " Toe-der-veal. — T, o, d, 
 e, V, i, double 1, e. We take the name from 
 a seat near Paris which resembles it, my 
 cousin in Europe writes. But, as I was 
 saying, you must be there to meet the gen- 
 eral at our conversazzioneij. To tell 5'ou 
 the plain truth, my dear boy, I've already 
 mentioned j'ou to him." 
 
 "My friend!" murmured Mr. Stiles, 
 " you've done me a great favor. If .you 
 ever have two of yoiir own Avheels taken 
 ofi", just hail me and see how I'll pull up." 
 
 " I don't doubt it," responded Charles 
 Spanyel, deeply touched, " aud I'll certainly 
 call on j'ou if I ever find mj'self in that sit- 
 uation. You'll pai'don me. Stiles, if I take 
 a little of my mixtiire before trying those 
 canned tomatoes ? " 
 
 " Don't speak of it. A conversazzioneij, 
 you say, — 
 
 " ' 'Who riseth from a feast 
 With that keen appetite tliat he .sits down? 
 AVliere is tlie liorse that doth nntread again 
 His tedious measures with — ' 
 
 Will there be many there ? " 
 
 ]Mr. Spanyel merely paused long enough 
 to recover from the shudder occasioned by 
 
BETWEEN TWO EIRES. 
 
 45 
 
 the exceeding bitterness of liis mixture, and 
 then responded, — 
 
 " Oh, we shall only have a few. Besides 
 the general and you and the English officer, 
 Mv. Lord,' there will be my former landlord, 
 Mr. Wynne, who has promised to come with 
 his old friend, the general; and perhaps 
 half a dozen others." 
 
 " My wardrobe, you know, isn't up to the 
 mark of a regular splurge," hinted his friend. 
 
 "You only want a plain evening dress," 
 explained the other. " There's none of your 
 mushroom aristocracy about us, my boy. 
 You take the Ilarlcm car at seven o'clock, 
 from the City Hall over here, and you'll find 
 the carriage waiting for you at the first sta- 
 tion up-town. Perhaps I'll meet you there 
 myself, — I shall go up at noon, you see, — 
 if my daughters don't keep me back to help 
 them in some of their preparations. Bj'-the- 
 bj^ Stiles, — you've seen some good life in 
 your day, and ought to know, — I wonder 
 what would be my best plan for procuring 
 a good governess for two of my girls ? I 
 want ath(jrongh lady, — a reduced lady, so to 
 speak, and not a professional. You don't 
 know of any reduced lady ? " 
 
 "None whose pride would admit of the 
 direct proposition, sir," said Benton Stiles, 
 loftily ; " none who could be approached on 
 such a subject by a common friend, Mr. 
 Spanyel, without suddenly kicking over the 
 traces and obliging that common friend to 
 take a back seat. I, myself, know what such 
 pride is ; and if any man had come to me a 
 few years ago, just as I commenced to go 
 down hill, and asked me to enter another 
 man's employ, no bonds of friendship could 
 have restrained me from punching that man's 
 head against his own shifting-top ! No, 
 Charles Spanyel ! " said Mr. Stiles, with 
 great fervor, " don't think of trying friend- 
 ship to that extent. You must advertise." 
 
 '• But that will bring out the professionals, 
 won't it ? " urged Mr. Spanyel, sipping his 
 wine. 
 
 " It will, sir, undoubtedly ; " and Mr. Stiles 
 balanced a fork on his thumb as one 'who 
 weighed his words. " It will bring out those 
 strong-minded trainers who wear spectacles 
 and alpaca, and will undertake to break 
 girls to harness by dint of an eternal sulky, 
 — which is better, perhaps, than an eternal 
 giggle," — interpolated Mr. Stiles, with great 
 appreciation of his own humor. "But it 
 will also bring out your reduced ladies, sir, 
 who may be willing to negotiate with 
 strangers through advertisements, though 
 their pride would shrink from such negotia- 
 tion through those who knew them in better 
 days. A dusty thing is pride, Mr. Spanyel ; 
 and I've got plenty of it myself, though 
 three hundred and lifty a year scarcely sup- 
 port it." 
 
 " You're right, Stiles ! " exclaimed Charles 
 Spanyel, his eyes twinkling in sympathy 
 with the wine he was drinking. The same 
 favorable opinion was evidently entertained 
 by Erancois, who stood leaning into the box 
 from a stand-point not f;xr outside, and ren- 
 
 dered himself interesting to view by indus- 
 triously dressing his liair with a pocket 
 comb. 
 
 "You're right, my dear boy," said Mr. 
 Spanyel, " and, let me tell you, I have a high 
 respect for that sort of pride. And I re- 
 spect it in you. too, Benton Stiles ; I respect 
 it in everybody, and would not wish my 
 daughters to iiave a companion and in- 
 structress without that kind of pride. What 
 is such pride ? Why, it's tlie style of article 
 that distinguishes true gentility, even in 
 rags, from the agrarian vulgarity of the 
 mob, — the rabble, sir, — who rule this coun- . 
 try." 
 
 To preserve himself from injury after such 
 an explosion of honest aristocratic wrath, 
 Mr. Spanyel hastily washed down a pill with 
 his last glass of Sauterne. 
 
 As the two gentlemen arose to quit the 
 box, Francois skimmed at them with a 
 whisk brush in his hand, and c-ommitted so 
 many complicated assaults from one to the 
 other that a dime from each was the very 
 least that could be ofl'ered to buy him off. 
 
 " That's enough, mon ami," panted Mr. 
 Spanyel. 
 
 " Thank ye, sir," responded his ami, pock- 
 eting the silver tribute, " it's wan loaf of 
 bread that'll put into my childers' mouths." 
 
 "What's that!" ejaculated Mr. Stiles, 
 with sudden and violent emotion. "Your 
 children's mouths ? Are you, then, so poor 
 that — " Here Mr. Stiles seized Francois 
 by the arm and walked him away some 
 paces. " Tell me, poor gammon, can I — " 
 Mr. Stiles fairly walked him into a corner, 
 this time ; and, while Mr. Spanyel paid the 
 bill at the bar, was seen to hold confidential 
 discourse in that position with the unhappy 
 father. 
 
 " Come, Stiles," said Mr. Spanyel, touch- 
 ing him on the shoulder, " let's be going." 
 
 "Eh! Going?" exclaimed Mr. Benton 
 Stiles, turning about in great surprise. 
 " Now, Spanyel, you haven't been paying 
 for everything, again ? " 
 
 " Don't mention it." 
 
 " If you get ahead of me in that way 
 again, I shall really be oflended, — I shall be 
 seriously ofl'cnded," said Mr. Benton Stiles. 
 
 "Stiles," — Mr. Charles Spanyel uttered 
 this remark very abruptly, as they wended 
 their way back to the great Establishment 
 of Goodman & Co., — " Stiles, I've made a 
 strange mistake." 
 
 " Confide in me, my friend." 
 
 " Why, I called that waiter a gamin-, when 
 I meant all the time to say gargon. How 
 curiously a man will get his words confused 
 sometimes." 
 
 " You got your lines crossed," was the 
 reply by which Mr. Stiles intended to indi- 
 cate his exact appreciation of the lapsus ; 
 and its exceeding horseness might also have 
 served, in the hearing of a shrewd third 
 party, as a clue to at least one of the causes 
 by which a man of Mr. Benton Stiles' figure 
 had been brought down to three hundred 
 and fifty a year. 
 
46 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 CHAPTER X. 
 
 A COXVEKSAZIOSE AT TODETILLE. 
 
 Hucklebituy-on-IIarlem is called by a 
 diflcrcut name nowada3^s, and boasts four 
 liquor-shops aud a cliurcli more than it did 
 then. It lias also a singularly pale-looking 
 daily paper of its own, tliat may have grown 
 livid from the rage with Avhich it continu- 
 ally and injuriouslj" assails the heavier jour- 
 nals of the metropolis; and, furthermore 
 this improved suburb possesses a leading 
 politician whose lungs may always be de- 
 pended upon when the country is in dan- 
 ger. In the time to which this chapter 
 refers, however, Hucklebury-on-IIarlem 
 ■was not insignificant, by any means. Be- 
 ing quadruply underscored by the rails of 
 the Harlem Railroad it had become much 
 more than Italicized in its own estimation, 
 and set itself up as a tempting spot for 
 men with large capitals. 
 
 By the romantic aid of a mellow autumnal 
 moon, which glows like a druggist's yellow 
 jar in the middle of a transfixed explosion 
 of silver pills, you can behold Huckleburj-- 
 on-Harlem as it appeared on the night of 
 Mr. Spanyel's conversazione. Not that 
 Todeviile was an immediate imperium in the 
 Hucklebury imperio ; for Todeviile was full 
 half a mile further up that majestic haunt 
 of the sunflsh known as Harlem River; but 
 Todeviile led the fashions of Hucklebury 
 all the year, just as Saratoga leads the fash- 
 ions of New York in early summer, aud the 
 gayeties at the "place" of Mr. Charles 
 Spanyel were ever a source of exquisite 
 Interest to the Huckleburials. Did not 
 the Spanyels do most of their marketing in 
 that village? Had not the project of send- 
 ing ]\Ir. Charles Spanyel to the Legisla- 
 ture been more than once advanced by the 
 aifablc and popular blacksmith, aud as often 
 approved by mine host of the " Span3'el 
 Arms?" Was it not perfectly well known 
 by all the deepest thinkers of the village, 
 that the solemnly great Establishment of 
 Goodman & Co. could never get along with- 
 out Mr. Charles Spanyel and that a with- 
 drawal of JMr. Charles Spanyel's immense 
 and aristocratic business connexions would 
 cause that establishment to totter at once ? 
 
 You'd better believe it! 
 
 Consequently, from certain windows of 
 all the houses, small and great, of Huckle- 
 bury-on-Ilarlem, anxious heads were 
 stretched that night to notice who drove 
 through to Todeviile; and on the covered 
 stoop of the " Spanyel Arms," right across 
 from the little railway platform and station- 
 house, a quartette of local celebrities, with 
 red noses, criticised the horses, which, at 
 long intervals, drew past a city top-wagon, 
 or liack coach, in the direction of the 
 " place." 
 
 Near the tavern horse-trough, stood a 
 rickety, two seated open wagon, whose 
 shafts sustained an inexpensive, yellow 
 horse ; and the driver of this equipage was 
 
 observed l)y the quartette to straighten 
 lumself and take a more decided hold of 
 the lines as the whistle of an approaching 
 train sounded spitefully close at hand. 
 When the train stopped at tlie station, he 
 became still more on the alert, and at the 
 vision of a person issuing from the crowd 
 of passengers on the platform and coming 
 straight toward him, lie even urged the 
 yellow horse forward a pace or two. The 
 person mentioned wore a black silk hat, 
 knowingly slanted over locks tendimj: un- 
 swervingly to the front, and the defiaut 
 swing of his Talma cloak, as he crossed the 
 road, indicated a character not to be 
 abashed. 
 
 " Are you Mr. Spanyel's groomsman, or 
 coachman, or whatever you call it?" asked 
 this impressive personage, on his arrival at 
 the equipage. 
 
 "Yes, sir," responded the coachman; 
 " are you Mr. Stiles, sir? " 
 
 "That's vay card," said tlie gentleman; 
 "but haven't you got to wait for anybody 
 else?" 
 
 " No, sir; the rest of the company drive 
 up, or are brought up in carriages." 
 
 "I see how it is," muttered Mr. Stiles, 
 climbing into the wagon, " I'm to do the 
 poor relation business to-night. I'.m to be 
 the poor but deserving young man who had 
 to take the cars. Oh what a f:ill mine is! 
 Right over the dashboard into the mud ! — 
 Drive on with your crab, there." 
 
 The Spanyel coacliman executed a sharp 
 turn with his animal, for the edification of 
 the tavern critics; and Mr. Stiles, after a 
 hasty scrutiny of the plodding steed, was 
 resigning himself to a reverie, when the 
 clattering of hoofs on the road behind, 
 caused him to look back. A light Avagon 
 and span, were coming up at a l^risk trot, 
 and the spectacle instantaneously fer- 
 mented the blood of all the Stileses. 
 
 "Lay on the gad, there," said Benton 
 Stiles to the coachman, with great anima- 
 tion; "those chaps are getting ready, now, 
 to pass us. Come ! quick ! Start up, now ! " 
 
 " Sir ? " exclaimed the sober driver of the 
 yellow horse, " sir? " 
 
 "Confound it! g'long, there! — be in a 
 hurry now ! — here they come ! — " 
 
 "Why, dear me, sir! I — " The coach- 
 man did not finish his sentence ; for, in the 
 very middle of it, Mr. Stiles pounced upon 
 him from the back seat, snapped the reins 
 from his hands, and uttered one of those 
 cheerful howls which are believed to be 
 infallible inspiration to horsc-flcsh. 
 
 " Hey, there ! g'long ! hi ! " roared Mr. 
 Benton Stiles, his cloak flying from his 
 shoulders in the likeness of wings, and his 
 locks flapi)ing back from his temples and 
 ears in oily pads. "Hey! Go it, boy! 
 Here! Where's a whip? where's a stick? 
 This umbrella under the flap'U do! Hi! 
 hi! Giddap." 
 
 Whack! went the umljrella on the back 
 of the yellow horse, while that thoughtful 
 beast literally astonished himself by th» 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 47 
 
 rate at wliicli lie hopped aloug under such 
 exciting auspices. His fast gait was a 
 scries of delirious hops, was that yellow 
 horse's ; and the team behind found that it 
 wouldn't be quite such easy work to pass 
 him, after all. 
 
 "Whoop! w's't! w's't!" hissed Mr. 
 Stiles. —Vv' hack ! whack ! — " Hi, boy ! hold 
 on to the seat, coachy, if you won't holler. 
 I don't see myself being passed by any 
 livery team, even if I'm in a funeral! Ili- 
 yi ! whoop ! " — Whack ! wliack ! — " Oh, 
 would you? " 
 
 This pungent question had reference to 
 tlie rival span, whose driver was evidently 
 ready to make a flnal push for the lead. 
 
 "Oh, u'ouhl you?" was the sarcastic 
 screech of Mr. Benton Stiles. " Would 
 you ? ■" 
 
 It was beautiful to behold how that 
 unpi'otected young man circumvented the 
 livery-team in the very moment of their 
 fancied victory. It was wonderful to wit- 
 ness how he plied the old umbrella (which 
 had already assumed the appearance of a 
 huge and crazy skeleton-bird), and made 
 that rejuvenated yellow horse zig-zag all 
 over the road, to the entire and exclusive 
 occupation thereof. Frantically clutching 
 the front seat with both arms, the horrified 
 coachman bounced and bounded as though 
 two thirds of his frame belonged to some- 
 body else. Houses and autumn-flelds ap- 
 peared to be jerking about in all directions 
 in the moonlight; and the fore-hoofs of the 
 rival team threatened eveiy luoment to be 
 in the Spanyel wagon. 
 
 " Up the next road," gasped the coach- 
 man between two agonizing bumps. 
 
 " All right ! " shrieked Mr. Stiles, as the 
 vehicle swung around a curve in three awful 
 skips, and skinned the nose of one of the 
 livery-horses. "Now then, hip! Here we 
 are! whoop! — " 
 
 The moonlight deceived Mr. Stiles that 
 time. He went just a trifle too near the 
 hitching-post in front of Mr. Charles Span- 
 yel's door, and he and the coachman wei'c 
 shot out upon the stoop of the mansion 
 with a noise which brought every occupant 
 of that mansion to the scene with surpris- 
 ing quickness. 
 
 The light streamed through the doorway, 
 and over the heads of Mr. Spanyel and his 
 startled family and guests, upon the figure 
 of Mr. Eenton Stiles prostrate on the mat, 
 and that of the coachman sprawling on the 
 upper step. It also illuminated one side of 
 the wagon, and lingered lovingly upon the 
 well-deiined left ribs of the yellow horse ; 
 for the sagacious thorough-bred had jum- 
 bled himself to a full stop on the instant. 
 
 " By Jove ! Stiles," exclaimed Mr. Span- 
 yel, stooping low and advancing a lighted 
 wax candle to that gentleman's nose. 
 
 " Is he dead ? Oh, ask him if he's dead ! " 
 screamed the eldest Miss Spanyel. 
 
 " It's uttei'ly absurd ! " trembled her 
 elder sister. 
 
 " How ridiculous ! " warbled the youngest. 
 
 " Sensitive natures I " murmured a cho- 
 rus of male voices in the background. 
 
 Mr. Stiles deliberately arose to a sitting 
 posture, pulled off his hat, and ruefully 
 surveyed its fractured crown for a moment. 
 Then he gained his feet, cleared his face of 
 liis cloak, which was mostly twisted around 
 his neck in the manner of a giant muffler, 
 — retired a step or two to have room for a 
 graceful movement, and bowed devoutly to 
 the astonished and shivering company. 
 
 "Ladies and gentlemen, ""said Mr. Stiles, 
 " you must pardon me. I had a little 
 brush with a party on the road — ah, here 
 they come." 
 
 Two gentlemen were indeed coming up 
 the steps as he spoke, and one of theju, as 
 he stepped into the light, doffed his hat, and 
 said, gravely, — 
 
 " I 'ope no one is 'urt." 
 
 "Mr. Lord!" cried Charles Spanyel, 
 seizing his hand, "I'm delighted to see jou. 
 And 30U, Mr. Seaman. No, there is no 
 one hurt, I am happy to see." (The coach- 
 man was by this time sitting up, at the 
 edge of the stoop, and scratching his head 
 in a state of hopeless amazement.) " But 
 come in, gentlemen." 
 
 Back to the warm parlor flocked the 
 reassured conversazioners, the new arriv- 
 als leaving their hats and coats in the hall, 
 as they passed in, and finally resigning 
 themselves to their host for the requisite 
 introduction. 
 
 The building stood in, a short distance, 
 from the Harlem stage-road, with which it 
 connected doubly b}'' means of a semi-circu- 
 lar private drive, and was the smallest of 
 some four or five tree-girt residences in 
 that particular locality. Constructed of 
 wood and painted white, it had a rather 
 staring effect by daylight; and its rigidly 
 square shape and dead-green shutters were 
 not entirely poetical in their suggestions to 
 the eye. The front piazza, however, with 
 its row of quaint white steeples on top, and 
 delicate lattice-work at either end, was a 
 saving clause in the architecture of the 
 edifice, and looked quite attractive that 
 night as the light from the windows defined 
 it in a subdued illumination. 
 
 Two years before, Mr. Charles Spanyel 
 had bought the house cheaply from one 
 Mr. Wjnme, a gentleman resident in the 
 city; and a sense of ownership was not the 
 least element of his enjoyment as he stood 
 with his back to a mantel in the parlor and 
 smiled immeasurable welcomiC to every- 
 body. The large collar in which swayed 
 his wlggcd head, the white vest emphasizing 
 his hospitable heart, the springy eye-glass 
 bestriding his substantial nose, and the 
 white kids making his hands genteelly 
 ghost-like, were all so many auxiliaries to 
 the luminous expression of hostlinoss ex- 
 hausting his countenance. He flattered 
 himself that his parlor looked like the 
 parlor of a thoroughly refined home that 
 evening, even if there was no vulgar show 
 about it ; — that the caudelabri in ormolu on 
 
48 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 the two mantels ivcre gentlemanly ; that the 
 piano bcUvecn a front window ami door 
 was ladylilvc; that thcoak-aud-groeu carpet 
 with chairs to match wore chaste!}' genteel ; 
 and tliat tlic hard-finished walls adorned 
 with iiortraits and fancy pastels did not 
 frame a scene altogether plebeian. Could 
 his cousin in Europe refrain long enough 
 from the upholstery business to view tlie 
 said scene for a moment, he might possibly 
 be convinced that the American branch of 
 his family was not -u-ithout a certain pro- 
 gressive degree of social culture. 
 
 Such was the state of Mr. Spanyel's mind 
 before the eccentric arrival of Mr. Stiles 
 temporarily disturbed his complacent equa- 
 nimity, ami into that state did he relapse on 
 regaining his position of receptive dignity 
 on the rug before the mantel. 
 
 "Mr. Lord," said he, bowing in unison 
 with that stout, red-faced, and sandy-whis- 
 kered Briton, " let me assure j^ou again that 
 I am delighted. You see, we have a few of 
 our friencls here, whose- respect for your 
 country — o?fr noble mother-country, per- 
 mit me to say — malies them all the more 
 happy to meet you. Mr. Seaman" (bow), 
 "you are very kind, sir, to accompany our 
 friend. Lord, and will bear in mind ray tell- 
 ing you to make yourself quite at home on 
 the occasion of your last iuformal visit here 
 with him. Gentlemen, my friend, Mr. 
 Stiles, with whom, I daresay, you feel 
 slightly acquainted already, after your late 
 match against time. Ha! ha! Mr. Lord, 
 Mr. Stiles ; Mr. Stiles, Mr. Seaman." 
 
 Mr. Lord and Mr. Seaman both said that 
 they were 'appy, they were sure, on being 
 thus introduced ; and as they chorused the 
 same phrase all througli the other introduc- 
 tions, and repeated it to Mrs. Spauyel and 
 her three interesting daughters, there could 
 be no doubt of their consummate bliss. 
 
 The first-mentioned lady, in a blue silk 
 dress and with a coronet of braided black 
 velvet resting on her still black hair, pre- 
 sented a plump and meek appearance on the 
 sofa opiK)site the piano; where, with her 
 hands comfortably crossed and a perpetual 
 gleam on her face, she admired her artless 
 children and answered friendly questions 
 about their health. 
 
 Those three maiden Spanyels did not 
 group very often ; for, as there were only 
 three or four other ladies present, they felt 
 it incumbent upon them to scatter judi- 
 ciously through the company and take turns 
 in leaning upon the piano. There were 
 moments when it was appropriate to their 
 gentle characters for two of them to stand af- 
 fectionately by a window with their arms 
 about each others' waists, or for each of them 
 now and then to kiss her mother in passing ; 
 but these were merely beautiful fragmen- 
 tary instances of that exquisite feminine 
 softness which explains nnich of man's pre- 
 marital infatualion, and did not involve any 
 stated combination of the three together. 
 
 Miss Spanyel proper — that is to say. 
 Miss Flora Spauyel — exactly resembled her 
 
 sisters in her blonde locks \vith rosebuds' 
 and leaves in them, and her blue waist and 
 white skirt; but her mouth, nose, eyes, and 
 manner were larger tlian tlieirs, as l^ccame 
 her superior years, and her steps were more 
 like sailing — less skifly, so to speak — than 
 theirs. 
 
 Miss Rose and Miss Lily were specimens 
 of the same liearty beauty in successively 
 younger grades, and played as prettily with 
 their lace handkerchiefs as Flora did witli 
 lier mirrored fan. In fact, all the jMisses 
 Spanyel were mild-ej-ed charmers, though it 
 seemed a pity that their features lacked the 
 clear delicacy of outline which should sus- 
 tain their papa's tendency to rank himself 
 and his with the finer porcelain of humanity. 
 
 No amount of artificial aristocracy will 
 give the profile of a Medici to a Smithers ; 
 nor will full dress and a gaudy carriage for 
 a White-House reception substitute the 
 physical legacy of progenitors in broad- 
 cloth for that of remote and immediate an- 
 cestors in corduroy. 
 
 Mr. Lord, the British sea-officer, in Avhose 
 honor the conversazione raged, Avas purser 
 of a Liverpool steamer, and had given the 
 honor of his acquaintance to Mr. Spauyel 
 from the day when the latter went aboard 
 the " John Thomas " to secure a state-room 
 for Goodman & Co.'s Euroi>ean buyer. 
 During that transaction, Mr. Lord's lofty 
 and distinguished manner of repeating the 
 phrase, " Commercial Traveller," had ex- 
 cited ]Mr. Spanyel's profoundcst veneration ; 
 and the prolTer of a glass of Scotch porter 
 in the cabin (it being for the interest of a 
 freight steamer to cultivate such shippers as 
 Goodman & Co.) cemented a friendship and 
 evoked a resi>e<jtful invitation at once. The 
 invitation to go np to Todeville some even- 
 ing with Mr. Spanyel, while the ship was 
 in, had been accepted by Mr. Lord both for 
 himself and for his assistant, Mr. Seaman ; 
 and the consequent visit produced the oflcr 
 of an honorary entertainment to tlie British 
 sea-otiicer when next the "John Tliomas" 
 should reach New York. 
 
 Mr. Seaman, the purser's clerk, v,^as a 
 smooth-faced, dapper little man, with wealc 
 blue eyes, bushy brown hair, and an intense 
 belief in the social majesty of his superior. 
 
 Both gentlemen displayed their easy inde- 
 pendence by appearing without gloves ; and 
 moved about with that cautious shortness 
 of step which is equally characteristic of 
 seamen in rough waters and landsmen in 
 slippers too large for them. Furthermore, 
 both gentlemen concentrated on Bliss Span- 
 yel, in whose homage they dropped cnougli 
 aitches to make a Jacob's ladder. 
 
 General Cringer, in his most benignant 
 and tolerant mood, stood upon the rug with 
 Mr. Spanyel and permitted all the company 
 to sec that he could, like any ordinary man, 
 mix familiarly with the In-ight lierd in tlieir 
 little festivities. Prominent features had 
 the general, and his wcaltii of iron-gray 
 liair, trained with bristling precision from 
 nape to temples, gavc'the bald summit over- 
 
BETWEEN TWO EIRES. 
 
 49 
 
 topping it the implication of an extra fore- 
 head. General Cringer was there because 
 he considered it politic to favor his friend 
 Span;;el- occasionally ; not because such an 
 asscinblago had any particular con3:eniality 
 for him. He had found Mr. Charles Spanyel 
 not disinclined to stand for the legisla- 
 ture from Hucklebury-on-Harlem when the 
 proper opportunity should ofl'cr, and for this 
 reason he felt it politic to cultivate him. 
 
 "You say," said General Cringei', in the 
 course of a conversation with Mr. Spanyel, 
 "j'ou say, if I comprehend .your fall mean- 
 ing, that this young man possesses the abil- 
 ities requisite for the proper and efiective 
 performance of tliose duties which facilitate 
 public business in a subordinate employ like 
 mine?" 
 
 " Subordinate employ yo?« may call it, 
 general," returned Mr. Spanyel, with elabo- 
 rate propitiation of manner ; " but the world 
 don't tliink it so, sir ; the newspapers don't 
 think it so. A man who can elect congress- 
 men and senators, as though they wei'e his 
 workmen, can scarcely be called a very 
 subordinate power." 
 
 " Oh, nonsense, my dear Spanyel," re- 
 torted the great man, roguishlj^; "the pub- 
 lic tongue will tell you more of me than I 
 know of myself. I will not deny," said Gen- 
 eral Criuger, resting an elbow upon the 
 mantel and smiling benevolently, — "I will 
 not deny that I may have facilitated the se- 
 lection and election of certain appropriate 
 persons, on occasions, for responsible of- 
 fices ; but as for anything farther — the pub- 
 lic tongue really honors me too much." 
 
 " The President never consults you, I be- 
 lieve ? " queried Mr. Spanyel, in an ecstasy 
 of knowing equivocation. " Congressmen 
 never call at your hotel for a few hours 
 whenever they are in to^vn ? For instance, 
 now, yon of course had no idea of Avho was 
 to be collector, last week?" 
 
 Upon arriving at this point of humorous 
 inquiry, Mr. Spanyel had got his head so 
 knoiviugly on one side that his eye-glass 
 tumbled from his nose. It was the most 
 insinuating and arch cock of a head ever 
 seen in private circles. 
 
 "Heh! heh! heh!" laughed the general, 
 qualiQingly, "you are as bad, Spanyel, as 
 one of the journals. But this young man, 
 if I fully understand your former expressions 
 in regard to him, has some literary facility ; 
 some gift with the pen, perhaps." 
 
 " I shouldn't hesitate to recommend Ben- 
 ton Stiles to you, general, as a man who can 
 use a pen as cleverly as — well, as cleverly 
 as he can a whip." 
 
 The young man thus riclily gifted may 
 have known instinctively that he was being 
 discussed on the rug; for early habits on the 
 race-track and in other dcbative localities 
 had rendered him singularly intuitive as to 
 the currents of the knowing ones' tlioughts ; 
 but such consciousness did not immediately 
 disturl) the graceful flow of his conversation 
 with the artless Miss Rose Spanyel on the 
 other side of the room. Possibly he would 
 7 
 
 have enjoyed the interview quite as well if 
 one Mr. Barlow Wapples had been less in- 
 clined to intrude his remarks Avithout invi- 
 tation. It happened, though, that Mr. 
 Wapples seldom troubled himself about in- 
 vitations at any time ; he' was the family 
 grocer at Ilucklebury, and had come unso- 
 licited, with his portly Avife, to the conver- 
 sazione, on the strength of having furnished 
 lemons for tlie occasion. He Avas a tall, 
 lank, good-natured judge of Hour, and 
 frankly treated all his regular customers as 
 equals and friends. 
 
 "Now, Mr. Stiles," simpered Miss Rose, 
 ' ' it's utterly ridiculous for you to say I look 
 like pa ; because everybody says that Flo's 
 his likeness." 
 
 "J maybe mistaken," growled Mr. Stiles, 
 in a sentimental bass; "but it's pleasant 
 for me to think so. Your father. Miss Rose, 
 has been such a true friend to me that every- 
 thing related to him suggests him personally 
 to my heart. When you and Miss Lily called 
 to see him at the store that daj^ and you 
 asked him for some money, I kncAV you must 
 be his child, even before he Avas kind enough 
 to introduce me. Ah, Miss Rose, there was 
 a time when you could haA'c seen me first in 
 other spheres. There was a time when I was 
 familiar with such scenes as this at least 
 twice a week, and Avent after boned turkej"- 
 and orange ice for one who much resembled 
 thee." 
 
 Mr. Stiles sighed, and unconsciously placed'. 
 his right hand Avith its locket- ring in the 
 bosom of his coat. 
 
 " Hor ! hor I " laughed Mr. Wapples, com-- 
 ing genially up, " I hope three don't spoil', 
 company, — does it. Miss Rose? Let me look- 
 at that riug of yours, Mr. Stiles, if you don't 
 mind. I was noticing it a few minutes aga 
 when you had your hand beliind you." 
 
 In a manner not studiedly unthcatrical,. 
 Mr. Stiles SAvept the coA'Cted hand to the 
 grocer, and permitted a tender melancholy 
 to usurp his features. 
 
 " Yes, j'ou may look at it," murmured he. 
 " The original of the picture in that ring 
 cannot mind it now." 
 
 "Who did she marry?" asked Rose, 
 sweetly. 
 
 "She is — no more!" ejaculated Mr. 
 Stiles, shaking his head wofully. 
 
 " How utterly absurd ! " exclaimed Miss 
 Rose, sympathizingly. 
 
 "Vv^'hy!" said the grocer, v/ith a start, 
 "I've certainly seen that face somewhere. 
 Just let me hold your hand a little higher 
 for a moment. I'm sure I know that face. — 
 Let me see ! It was never on a prune-box, 
 was it?" 
 
 "Mr. Wapples," hissed Benton, sternly 
 withdrawing his hand and malignantly ey- 
 ing the tlioughtful grocer, " such a supposi- 
 tion could only orighiate in a mind rendered 
 vicious by familiarity Avitli cheap prints." 
 
 "Don't be otl'cnded, Mr. Stiles," urged 
 Mr. Wapples. " The first Avoman / ever 
 loved was on a jar of grape jelly." 
 
 " It is AvhoUy immaterial to me, sir, what 
 
50 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 — " Mr. Stiles was not destined to fluish 
 this scoriirul sentence; for, :vs tlie throng 
 just Ijeyond opened for a moment, his look 
 of indignation gave instant place to one of 
 unlimited amazement. — "INlissRose! who 
 is that person talking to your mother, over 
 there on the sofa?" 
 
 " Why, how ridiculous ! It's Mr. "Wynne." 
 " Wynne ? Bless me ! " 
 " He's the gentleman pa bought our place 
 of." 
 
 '• The — gentleman — pa — 
 
 " ' oil, who can toll ? not thou, luxurious slave I 
 AVhose soul would sicken — ' 
 
 — pa — bought — the — place of," maun- 
 dered Mr. Stiles, in the first stage of idiocy. 
 
 It was really extraordinary that the pres- 
 ence of such a subdued, and perfectly unde- 
 monstrative gentleman as Mr. Wynne should 
 ruffle the tranquillity of the most nervous 
 being; much less of such a -well-seasoned 
 personage as Mr. Benton Stiles. Positively 
 gentle was the expression of Mr. Wynne's 
 fine face, with its dark eyes and whiskers ; 
 and quietly deferential was his cooliugly 
 self-possessed manner, as he bent from his 
 chair toward Mrs. Spauyel's sofa, and un- 
 ostentatiously gave her that courtly atten- 
 tion which makes no distinction of age or 
 condition in its chivalrous dedication to the 
 whole sex. 
 
 " And while I am flattered, Mrs. Spanyel," 
 he was saying, " by the honor you do me in 
 remembering the circumstances of my first 
 acquaintance with this house, you must also 
 'do me the honor to believe that those cir- 
 cumstances could not find a more harmo- 
 nious continuation in my memory than from 
 the pleasant scene around us to-night." 
 
 "I'lora was afraid it might jar on your 
 feelings, Mr. Wynne, and that's why I spoke 
 of it." 
 
 "Miss Spanyel's consideration for others 
 is hereditary." 
 
 " Oil, thank you ! Do you think Flora is 
 looking as well as she did, Mr. Wynne? " 
 
 " She is your own daughter, madam." 
 
 "You're very polite, sir, I'm sure. But I 
 feel a little anxious about Flora. She ap- 
 pears to have no appetite for anything but 
 confectionery." 
 
 " Sweets to the sweet," commented Mr. 
 Vv^ynne, with a bi'ight smile and an airy bow 
 .toward Flora, 
 
 The while that T[)lump object of maternal 
 solicitude was laboriously yielding to Mr. 
 Lord's strongly aspirated entreaty that she 
 ■would evoke the witchery of music from 
 the piano-forte ; and as meltingly fiivoriug 
 Mr. Seaman's request that she would com- 
 ply with the wish of Mr. Lord. 
 
 " Allow me to 'and you for'ard," said the 
 distinguished British sea-ofiicer, offering his 
 arm and escorting her to the instrument, as 
 he might liave escorted an interesting fe- 
 male-passenger to the cabin-stairs on the 
 first morning of a voyage. 
 
 "Allow me," said Mr. Seaman, making 
 
 short steps along deck to the piano, and 
 placing the piano-stool. 
 
 "It's utterly ridiculous; but I'll try," 
 prettied the angelic Flora; and she made 
 those dal)S at her skirts without wliich no' 
 attractive woman can give seated attention 
 to anything, and languished the usual truant 
 glance of meek resignation at the adjacent 
 Mrs. Wapples. 
 
 All tlie somebodies, and a variety of 
 guests of whom it was easier to tell who 
 they were not than who they were. Imme- 
 diately gravitated toward the piano, and 
 Miss Hose audibly asked ]\Iiss Lily if their 
 sister wasn't the darlingest creature ? 
 
 Turn ! — that is to say, ti-tum ! — Diddle, 
 diddle, diddle, diddllle, did— die — di! 
 Dr-rr-rr-rr — rumtie! And repeat, con ex- 
 pressione. 
 
 riump white right hand with a turquoise 
 ring, seeing plump white" left hand sprawl- 
 ing" luxuriously on the spotless sidewalk, 
 cheerfully challenges it to a little race up 
 the street, and practises two or three false 
 starts as an incitement. The left makes an 
 impatient move to crawl away from its tor- 
 mentor, which the latter takes for an artful 
 feint. Away gallops the right, and gets 
 near the end of the block before discover- 
 ing that left is indignantly going the otlier 
 way. Back it comes, then, on a sharp run, 
 tearing up the pavement here and there on 
 the way and throwing it tempestuously after 
 the unsociable left, wdiich thereupon tui'us 
 irascibly about and hops rheumatically after 
 the agile wretch. Up a convenient side- 
 street darts the latter and bounds gleefully 
 to the top of the first fence ; from which it 
 skips tantalizingly to the tops of several 
 others, with a taunting delight not to be 
 borne. Thoroughly in earnest now, and 
 madly exasperated, the left makes a flying 
 leap for the fences ; but goes 'way beyond 
 them; at which down scampers right into 
 the main thoroughfare again and rattles 
 zig-zag down-town. More provoked than 
 ever, left bears down in hot chase and 
 quickly brings right to bay, w-hen the tu- 
 mult becomes frightful and culminative. — 
 Dum, di-dum-dum ! Diddy — diddy — yi- 
 yiy i — yum ! Yi — yum ! Diddy-yi, diddy — 
 diddy yum! 
 
 Charming ! Wonderful facility ! Such a 
 brilliant touch ! Everybody was delighted 
 and made as many demonstrations of ap- 
 plause as gentility would allow. As for the 
 British sea-oiiicer aiid Mr. Seaman, they 
 would never consider St. Cecilia peerless 
 again. 
 
 " Ilor ! hor ! hor! " laughed Mr. Wapples, 
 from the fiirther end of the enchanted 
 instrument; "we ought to have a good 
 song now before we put up the shutters." 
 
 The remark was coarse, and grated hor- 
 ribly upon all refined cars. Mr. Spanyel 
 turned deadly pale with the thought that it 
 would prove a mortal shock to the acute 
 European sensibilities of the British sca-ofll- 
 cer and Itlr. Seaman ; but the former quickly 
 relieved him by boldly approving the idea. 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIEES. 
 
 51 
 
 "If you would hoblige us with another 
 treat — ? " hinted Mr. Lord, bowing to Flora. 
 
 " Ilauy thing," added Mr. Seaman. 
 
 " Oh, i couFdu't, Mr. Lud ; it would be so 
 perfectly absurd." 
 
 "Perhaps Mr. Lord himself will favor us 
 with a chanson," suggested Mr. Spauyel, 
 from the rug. 
 
 " Oh, do, Mr. Lud; I do so love English 
 songs." 
 
 A murmur of general approbation follow- 
 ing, the Briiish eea-officcr looked at the 
 piano, looked at Mr. Seaman, and couldn't 
 help yielding. 
 
 So down sat Mr. Lord at the instrument 
 to vocalize "The British Tar," and ham- 
 mered out a rasping nautical melody with 
 one stumpy fore-linger of each hand. From 
 a tasteful habit of accompanying his notes 
 in alto with exactly the same notes in the 
 bass, this gifted performer was enabled to 
 invest his symphony with a solemnity of 
 effect not otherwise attainable ; and his 
 seafaring tones reached all hearts at the 
 words, — 
 
 " I'ave an 'aven, 'ouse, and 'ome, 
 Though in a nut it be, 
 ■Wherhever 'angs Old Hingland's flag, 
 And "earts of hoak are free." 
 
 Mr. Seaman lent additional volume to the 
 stirring strain by loudly humming the mel- 
 ody all through ; and, at the conclusion, Mr. 
 Spanyel impulsively came up to shake hands 
 with both of them, and Miss Spanyel pos- 
 itively shed tears. 
 
 Nothing could have stopped the congrat- 
 ulations of the company but the noiseless 
 invasion of two gliding female domestics in 
 pink, who brought coffee, lemonade, and 
 iced cakes, on trays. This pleasing inci- 
 dent threw the assemblage into general 
 conversation again, and gave Mr. Spanyel a 
 chance to conduct General Cringer and Mr. 
 Stiles to his "Library" upstairs, where 
 several glasses, and bottles of port and 
 brandy, awaited them on the table. 
 
 The Spanyel Hall of Learning boasted 
 one mahogany bookcaseful of miscellaneous 
 knowledge, to which the general at once 
 referred, before taking a seat : — 
 
 " Small, but select," said he, affably. 
 "No trash there, I'll warrant; but all 
 standard authors in their best editions. 
 The other day, at Washington, I was talk- 
 ing about books with one of the Presideut's 
 secretaries, — young Upperton, — when he 
 remarked, that a gentlemanly library should 
 never contain more than one hundred vol- 
 umes. Perhaps you know Upperton? " 
 
 "I've heard of him," returned the host, 
 striving to look as though his failure to 
 know the gentleman personally had just 
 escaped being a frequent success. "He's 
 quite intellectual, I believe? " 
 
 " A perfect philosopher, sir," returned 
 General Cringer, seating himself. 
 
 Mr. Stiles, who had previously taken a 
 chair in close proximity to tlie brandy, was 
 obseiTcd to fix his eyes intently upon the 
 
 latter, and shake his head iu vaguely mourn- 
 ful commentary. 
 
 "Perhaps yoti know young Upperton, 
 sir?" queried the general, surveying their 
 youthful friend v.ith some interest. 
 
 "Ah!" sighed Benton Stiles, without 
 raising his ej-es, and still wagging his head, 
 " it's a pity he drinks ! " 
 
 Tlie great man could onlj' murmur, " Yes, 
 indeed, yes, indeed," and give tlie fecHug 
 moralist a glance of approbation, before 
 accepting a glass of port and entering upon 
 business. Something more than ordinary 
 notice was due to one so well acquainted iu 
 upper circles. 
 
 At the return of the trio from their secret 
 and momentous interview, which had re- 
 sulted in the engagement of Mr. Stiles as 
 secretary to the great man, from the first 
 of the ensuing mouth, the said future sec- 
 retary thought it prudent, considering the 
 stimulants he had taken, to indulge in a turn 
 on the front piazza before returning finally 
 to the heated parlor and saying adieu. 
 Seizing his damaged hat in the hall, and 
 donning it cavalierl3% he slipped silently out 
 at the door, and instantly found himself iu 
 company again. 
 
 For there, near the first square pillar of 
 the piazza, with his hands crossed upon his 
 breast, his back to the house, a cigarette 
 between his lips, a white, soft hat tilted 
 over his eyes, and the full moon bathing his 
 whole figure in watery light, stood "Mr. 
 Wynne. 
 
 " The King of Diamonds ! " was the dra- 
 matic exclamation of the startled Mr. 
 Stiles. 
 
 The figure turned sharply about at the 
 sound, and took a swift stride toward the 
 speaker. 
 
 "Long live the King!" said Mr. Stiles, 
 bringing his hands together over his head, 
 and making an exaggerated oriental obei- 
 sance. 
 
 "O Stiles! I did not recognize your 
 voice," remarked Mr. Wynne, indifl'erently. 
 " Fine night ; " and he tipped the ashes from 
 his cigarette aud sauntered coolly back to 
 his pillar again. 
 
 " You have a hearty, affectionate way of 
 saluting an old friend ! " j)ursued Mr. Stiles, 
 going after him. " It's quite affecting to see 
 you. It beats anything I knew of you when 
 I was a top-sawyer." 
 
 Mr. Wynne kept his eyes mildly fixed 
 upon the leafless branches of the trees 
 across the road below him until he had 
 whifled two or three light clouds from his 
 lips, and then turned musingly to his old 
 friend, — 
 
 " Mr. Stiles, did it ever occur to you that 
 the porches or vestibules of houses are so 
 called, because the ancient Romans used to 
 erect statues iu their porches to the goddess 
 Vesta?" 
 
 "No, sir!" returned the other, consid- 
 erably nettled; "that stylo of thing never 
 does occur to me; but it has frequently 
 occurred to me, so please your majesty, 
 
52 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 tliat if I had iiovcv put foot in yonr porch, I 
 might 1)0 drivini; my own span now! " 
 
 '''Do you know, Stiles," wont on Mr. 
 Wynne, with unruffled serenity, '-do you 
 know that I have a peculiar liking for tliis 
 place? Here I lirst saw my wile, and right 
 here, where I now stand, she said ' Yes' to 
 my question. The moou is now throwing 
 my shadow right, over where she stood 
 then." 
 
 " Yes; to be sure, — 
 
 " ' See where the moon sleeps with Endymion.' " 
 
 Mr. Stiles was superciliously trying to 
 retaliate upon his highly unsatisfactory 
 friend by retorting his coolly inconsequent 
 style of remark; but his friend did not pro- 
 pose to give him further opportunity for 
 that. 
 
 "Shall "we go in now?" asked Mr. 
 TTynue, throwing away the end of his cigar- 
 ette. 
 
 "I follow your majesty," answered Mr. 
 Stiles, with a very vain effort to appear 
 entirely ironical; and the curious pair were 
 preseutl}^ in the parlor to take leave of host 
 and hostess. 
 
 To speak plainly, the combined effects of 
 the compact celebration in the " Library," 
 and the interview on the piazza, were too 
 much for the habitual assurance of the late 
 top-sawyer. His parting bow to Miss Rose 
 was mechanical, and, in a staring, dreamy 
 waj^ he greatly alarmed Mr. Lord, in the 
 hall, by unexpected!}'- seizing and wringing 
 that sea-officer"s hand. 
 
 " Forgive me, sir, for that little brush we 
 had coming up," said Mr. Stiles, with a 
 stony stare at his hat. "I bid you good- 
 night, my lord ; a long good-night, — 
 
 " ' Twelve years, twelve tedious and inglorious years, 
 Did Euglaiul, cruslied by power aud awed by fears, 
 Wliil:rt proud Oppression struck at Freedom's root, 
 Lament lier senates lost, her Hampden mute.' 
 
 May good digestion wait on appetite, aud 
 health on both." 
 
 " Dear me ! " exclaimed Mr. Lord. 
 
 " Good gracious 1 " chimed Mr. Seaman. 
 
 He was gone before they could say more. 
 Regardless of the yellow horse, which Mr. 
 Spanyel had placed at his disposal to con- 
 vey him to the " Spanyel Arms" for the 
 night, he stalked rapidly down the steps, 
 passed windingly through the snarl of 
 horses and vehicles awaiting their owners 
 aud hirers, aud strode out to the road for 
 Uucklebury-on-Harlcra. 
 
 As, one after another, the wagons and 
 hacks overtook and passed hira on his 
 lonely wa}', lie held down his head, and 
 drew his cloak up to liis chin, until Gen. 
 Cringer and Mr. Wynne drove smartly b}'. 
 TJicm he looked furtively at and curiously 
 after. 
 
 And when all the lights of the Spanyel 
 place at Todeville were out, and the whole 
 aspiring family were soundly sleeping away 
 the bitterness of such powders and mix- 
 
 tures as they always thought it judicious to 
 take before retiring, Mr. "iJeuton Stiles sat 
 up in his bachelor bed, on the second floor 
 of the " Spanyel Arms," and muttered frag- 
 mentary conjectures about the Jiing of 
 Diamonds. 
 
 CPIAPTER XI. 
 
 I PURSUE MT STUDIES AND SEE A GHOST. 
 
 It was J. J. Rousseau, I think, who said 
 that all education bestowed upon a child 
 before the age of twelve or fourteen is like 
 so much breathing upon a glass, or metal 
 surface. I may not remember the compari- 
 son accurately, but of the sense I am sure ; 
 and my purpose in citing the idea at all is 
 to combat it in a degree by what I recollect 
 of my own earliest acquisitions at Oxford 
 Institute. 
 
 Not only did my very first lessons in that 
 scholastic place of exile sink into the most 
 retentive grasp of my quickened intelli- 
 gence, but the process was like eating snow 
 to allay thirst, aud made me the more eager 
 for the river beyond the spring. The care- 
 less, fragmentary way in which I had been 
 taught at home made the regular sJ^stcm of 
 the school an inciting novelty for me, and I 
 plunged into my studies with a hungry 
 enjoyment not to be easily sated. As I 
 recall the feelings I had then, I can account 
 readily in my own mind for what has been 
 esteemed marvellous precocity in the 
 youthful erudition of certain men of gen- 
 ius. From nature and choice they were as 
 secretive aud self-contained in their open- 
 ing years, as I had been from perversion 
 aud compulsion ; and with their first taste 
 of the Pierian spring came that tireless 
 ardor to drink deep, which I, from the same 
 preceding circumstances, both felt and 
 exercised. 
 
 Mr. Bond soon singled me out from the 
 rest of the boys for my earnest heed of his 
 generally mechanical course of instruction, 
 and from thenceforth appeared to take a 
 special interest, and experience a kind of 
 melancholy pleasure, in my rapid advance. 
 Patiently, and with the gentleness of a 
 woman, he steadily caught and corrected 
 all ray rasping crudities of speech, giving a 
 simple grammatical or rhetorical reason for 
 each correction, and making me understand 
 it, too ; with judicious care he inducted me 
 to fresh studies as often as I displayed a 
 capacity for attempting them without con- 
 fusion to those already in hand; and, 
 although his face never wore a really cheer- 
 ful look, my ambitious mastery of some 
 knotty problem in the books would often 
 call to his eyes a beam from his setting sun. 
 
 The old man's wrinkles were the dimples 
 of his dead youth deepened into the graves 
 of its smiles, from whence the wan ghosts 
 of old laughs would sometimes flit forth for 
 a moment. 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 53 
 
 The handsome aucl indolent Mr. Vane, 
 from his aristocratic office as chief of the 
 lower and higher classics, occasionally 
 stooped to notice me kindly; but he gave 
 to all of ns that patronizing condescension 
 which answers better with children and 
 servants than positive kindness might, and 1 
 did not feel myself especially distinguished 
 by him. I had a stronger sympathetic re- 
 lationship with him in my thoughts, though, 
 than with Ezekiel Reed ; for that young St. 
 John, and most girlish of monitors, treated 
 Cassias Streight, Willie Dewitt, and me, 
 with a meek toleration, provoking what I 
 may term a cowardly dislike. 
 
 As for Mr. Birch our principal, he did 
 little more than sit behind the central desk 
 on the dais, opposite the blackboard, all 
 day long, and either silently supervise the 
 recitations to his assistants and monitor, or 
 devote himself to a book or paper. He 
 was the judge. Bond and Vane were the 
 lawyers. Reed was, to all intents and pur- 
 poses, the jury; and, if a case went against 
 any of us boys, the court proved that it 
 had some alacrity in the penal department 
 at all events. 
 
 One day I was punished for fighting. 
 Yes, I actually fought Hastings -Cutter in 
 the wash-house, after school, for pulling 
 my hair, and asking me to beg his pardon 
 for it. 
 
 " Say ' I beg your pardon,' " said he, hold- 
 ing me painfully by an ear, while the fellows 
 crowded eagerly around. 
 
 " You hurt me," pleaded I, as the tears 
 came into my eyes. 
 
 "Say 'I beg your pardon,' then, little 
 Yankee." 
 
 "I beg-" 
 
 " Hush up, you little coward ! " exclaimed 
 Streight, angrily; "what do you want to 
 ask pardon for? Here, you Cutter! just 
 take your hand away from his ear, and 
 stand where I put you. You haven't got 
 your knife again, have you? " 
 
 "No," said the Carolinian, sullenly; "Old 
 Rufus keeps it in his desk." 
 
 "You shan't cut another boy, you know, 
 as you did poor Little, that day," continued 
 Streight. "Now, Glibun, tell him j'ou 
 wou'tT." 
 
 " I wo-u-'t ! bawled I, hysterically. 
 
 On the word, he flew at mo grinding his 
 teeth, and my whole body tingled with the 
 fiery sting of his full right hand on ray 
 cheek. The flash of that degrading blow, 
 gave instant coinbustion to a something 
 Avicked in me that I had never felt before ; 
 and, with a blind fur^"- that fairly had a tiger 
 leap in its own l)irth, I hurled myself at the 
 bully and bore him crashing to the ground. 
 Utterly reckless of what I did, and almost 
 suffocating with the new devil struggling 
 madly in my breast, I fought him there 
 with l)oth hands and feet, feeling his blows 
 no more than if they had been made with 
 paper, and growing madder every second 
 with an instinctive ferocity to seize him 
 with my teeth. 
 
 The boy must have read something of the 
 wild animal in my face, for he at once burst 
 into a series of frightened screams, and 
 tried to defend himself with his elbows. 
 His screams, the expostulations of Streight 
 and Dewitt, and the cries of astonishment 
 and alarm from the other boys, sounded 
 without meaning in my ears. I dug my 
 bleeding hands under his head, and was 
 dragging his fiice irresistibly to mine, when 
 strong hands suddenly tore me from my 
 prey, and I struggled desperately in the 
 grasp of Mr. Bond and Ezekiel Reed. 
 
 "Avery Glibun!" exclaimed the former, 
 pinioning my hands behind me with a sharp 
 twist. " Can it be possible that this is you ? " 
 
 The reaction came with his words, and I 
 stood perfectly still, panting and ashamed. 
 
 Streight and another boy, both pale as 
 death, lifted my advei'sary to his feet, and 
 were evidently much relieved hj the fresh 
 howls he uttered on seeing the teacher and 
 monitor. Beyond a cut lip and some bruises 
 on his legs, he was not really hurt; but he 
 blubbered stentorianly in answer to all 
 questions, and left it to be inferred that his 
 injuries were mortal. 
 
 " Glibun," said Reed, " you are a bad boy. 
 Mr. Bond, as father has gone to the village 
 you will have to send this young Cain to 
 his room, I suppose. Cutter, you go to 
 Yaller and let him brush your clothes aud 
 give you plaster for that lip." 
 
 " Cutter began it, Reed," said Streight. 
 
 " Of course he did," added Dewitt and 
 several other boys ; " he's always fighting." 
 
 Mr. Bond had released my hands, and 
 looked at me with an expression of sad 
 inquiry, as though expecting and wishing 
 me to say something in my own defence ; 
 but, as i remained stubbornly silent, he 
 said to the monitor, — 
 
 "Master Cutter is a quarrelsome boy, 
 you know. Perhaps I had better send both 
 "boys to their rooms until Mr. Birch gets 
 back." 
 
 "Glibun," asked the monitor, surveying 
 me with sorrowful gravity, " will j'ou beg 
 Cuttei''s pardon? That is, if he is made to 
 beg yours ? " 
 
 "No, sir," said I; "he struck me first 
 because I wouldn't beg his pardon fof 
 nothing, and I won't do it now." 
 
 "Then, Avery Glibun," exclaimed Mr. 
 Bond, very quickly, "you are certainly a 
 bad boy, and I shall lock you in your room. 
 Come with me, instantly." 
 
 Taking me roughly by an arm, he pushed 
 me out of the wash-house before him, and 
 around the front of the house to the main 
 entrance. There he paused a moment. 
 
 " Master Glibun, will you ask it, now? " 
 
 I shook my head doggedly. 
 
 He said no more, and I was taken to my 
 own room and locked in. 
 
 With a fever burning in my veins and a 
 swollen sensation at my heart, I sat down 
 upon one of the cots and at once began to 
 chafe bitterlj' at what I considered the out- 
 rageous injustice of my treatment. So far 
 
54 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 was I from rcgrctUiii^ what I had done, 
 that I foniiht the hattlo over a^i-aiu in iniag- 
 iuatioii with iviloubled fury, ami passion- 
 ately writhed upon tlie bed and bit the pil- 
 low and counterpane in my renewed rage 
 niiainst my enemy. I was in the very 
 middle of this paroxysm, when the door of 
 the room quietly opened and Mr. Vane 
 entered. Hud it been any one else, the in- 
 trusion would have wrought me up to a still 
 higher pitch of desperation; but, as he 
 came coolly to the bedside and seated him- 
 self upon my trunk, mj' fury subsided in a 
 moment to a kind of I'espectful defiance, 
 and I pretended to be arranging the pillow 
 and sheets. 
 
 '• Glibun, my lad," said he, eying me 
 with some curiosity, " what has got into 
 you to-da}-? I sliould as soon have ex- 
 pected to hear of a sheep biting a dog. 
 You might have killed Cutter." 
 
 " I wish I had! " said I, drawing a bard 
 breath through my nostrils. 
 
 " You young wolf! what ails you? " 
 
 " lie slapped me right in the face for noth- 
 ing. I didn't do him any harm, and he 
 slapped me right in the face. I wish I had 
 killed him! "Oh, I wish I had!" and I 
 panted again. 
 
 " Now see here, my boy," said Mr. Vaue, 
 seating himself by me on the cot, " this 
 spirit will never do for a child like j-ou. 
 Cutter deserves to be horsewhipped half a 
 dozen times a day; but if you are going to 
 do your school-lighting in this way you'll 
 have everybody against you. Mr. Birch 
 would have punished you severely had he 
 been at home this afternoon ; but if you'll 
 take m}' advice and shako hands with 
 Cutter to-morrow morning, before school, 
 you may be saved froiu further penalty. 
 Do you understand? You seem to have 
 a very good friend here." 
 
 I thought of Mr. Bond, and better feelings 
 began to overcome me. I remembered 
 how kind he had always been to me, aud 
 softened at once. 
 
 "I'll shake hands with Cutter, sir," I said 
 whimperingly; " and I wish you'd tell Mr. 
 Bond that I'm sorr}' he's mad at me. I 
 wouldn't have fought at all if I hadn't been 
 hit lirst for nothing." 
 
 "I'll tell him what you say, Glibun, aud 
 I'm sorry that I can't let you go down to 
 supper. I'll be your friend after this; so 
 you'll have two good friends in the house." 
 
 He left me as quietly as he had entered; 
 and, in a more comfortable state of mind, 
 though feeling strangel}' tired and nervous. 
 I laid down upon tlie cot and tried to fall 
 asleep. I did drop into a hazy doze, and 
 took a troubled and chilly imitation of rest 
 as twilight gradually crept over the room. 
 It was anything but sleep, though; and 
 when I started up at the entrance of De- 
 Avitt for the night, and heard Yaller bidding 
 him good-night after restoring the key to 
 the door, it seemed as though he had been 
 on a long journey and was returned un- 
 expcctedl3\ 
 
 By way of making his intended proceed- 
 ings the more secret and plot-like, my 
 friend blew out his candle as soon as he 
 discovered my position, and then hastened 
 to tell me how all the boys felt about my 
 case. They were all down on Cutter — so 
 he expressed it — like a thousand of brick, 
 and were bound to shut him out of all 
 future larks and refuse him all further 
 privilege of lishing sums from their slates. 
 .My victory had been gloritied by Cassius 
 Streight until the fellows were readi' to do 
 almost anything to Old Bond and the 
 parson for locking me up, and Streight had 
 sent me an egg as a convincing proof of his 
 entire approval of my conduct. 
 
 Dewitt gave me this cg'^, which Streight 
 had obtained surreptitiously from the stable ; 
 and, although its unbooked state was some- 
 thing of a liar to its immediate utilit}', I re- 
 ceived it in the dark with much emotion 
 and felt proud of such a subtle tribute of 
 esteem. 
 
 Having duly discharged his seditious mis- 
 sion and avowed his own complete satisfac- 
 tion with the swollen aspect of Cutter's up- 
 per itp, my room-mate lost no time in get- 
 ting to bed, and thereupon eagerly inquiring 
 whether I had been "to my shell-house" 
 during my imprisonment. 
 
 This shell-house was Dewitt's Spanish 
 chateau, from the model of which he had 
 induced me to build a rival establishment 
 for myself in our nightly kingdom of whis- 
 pers. Having once seen a miniature castle 
 made of shells, in the possession of an early 
 playmate, he had mentally adopted it thence- 
 forth as an ideal palace for all the beautiful 
 curly girls aud regal adventures of his 
 waking dreams ; and from the night when 
 he first minutely described its magical s])lcn- 
 dors to me, I had exulted in an exactly simi- 
 lar palace of my own, and taken thither alJ 
 the imaginary curly girls and captive giantg 
 he could spare me from his seraglio aud 
 dungeons. Until overpow^ered by sleep, 
 night after night we were wont to relate 
 marvellous tales to each other of the latest 
 dazzling events in our respective shell- 
 houses ; and as each invariably finished his 
 present narration with the couplet — 
 
 " The curtahi dropped and the play was done ; 
 
 The cui taiu rolled up agaiu and another play begun," 
 
 there was always a very positive pledge of 
 continued activit)' in the shell-house business 
 until the curtain should be worn out. 
 
 "Have 3'ou been to j'our shell-house, 
 Glibun?" asked Deu'ilt, before his head had 
 fairly pressed the pillow. 
 
 I mendaciously atlirmed that I had made 
 the journe}', and, on my knightly trip thither, 
 had rescued a beautiful girl with golden 
 curls from the clutches of a mountainous 
 giant, and conveyed one under either arm to 
 my shell-house. 
 
 " Not gulden curls?" hinted my rival. 
 
 " Yes ; pure gold," said I, in sheer per- 
 versity of spirit. 
 
 " No, they weren't, Glibby," whispered 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 55 
 
 Dcwitt, very anxiously; "because, you 
 know, the golden ones are all mine. You're 
 to have the black curls." 
 
 " I've got her in my sliell-house, anyhow," 
 responded I, with petulance. 
 
 "I'll come Avith ray army and take her." 
 
 " You can't ! " 
 
 "I can't, hay?" He hissed this with a 
 bitterly ironical inflection on the "can't" 
 and a taunting prolongation of the " hay " 
 " I can't, ha-a-ay ?" 
 
 " No-o-o ! " I blurted. 
 
 Down went his head into his pillow with 
 a savage thiunp, as though words were inca- 
 pable of expressing the rage he felt ; but 
 the words had to come at last, and he burst 
 out with, — 
 
 '■Oh, won't I puuch you to-morrow, 
 though ! " 
 
 I felt too sullen to make any reply; and, 
 satistied with his supposed victory, Dewitt 
 triumphantly went to sleep. 
 
 I tried to sleep, also, and never felt more 
 weaiy ; but there was a curious and dead- 
 ening sense of fulness in my head that made 
 me miserably uneasy the moment I closed 
 my eyes. With it all, too, there was an in- 
 anity about me that I cared not to combat 
 even to the extent of undressing myself; so 
 I rolled Avretchedly from one side to the 
 other, and envied every other boy in the 
 world, and thought confusedly of my battle, 
 and drearily longed for morning. 
 
 I cannot say just how long I laid thus 
 before my ears caught the sound of hoofs 
 and crunciiing wheels near the house. The 
 top of our window was lowered to ventilate 
 the room, and I could hear the measured 
 stepping and creaking as distinctly as though 
 the whole still world had been my ear of 
 shell to them. The very turning of the road 
 was imerringly defined in the sound, until 
 the latter suddenly ceased. Dead stillness 
 for a moment, and then a shuffling, stum- 
 bling noise on the shell-walk in front of the 
 bouse. A door creaking open, and shutting 
 with a dull reverberation. Timmp! thump! 
 thump! thump! upon the hall-stairs. 
 
 Tho act of listening must Iiave relaxed 
 my nerves in some way and won me to sleep 
 for a few moments. At any rate, I seemed 
 to be awakened by a voice first heard in 
 sleep ; for at the instant I sprang np in my 
 bed there was no sound save a soft flutter of 
 the window-curtain at the top. In another 
 instant, though, I heard a voice — two 
 voices — from somewhere under the floor. 
 I could not detect the words ; but the voices 
 there could be no mistake about; and, in a 
 kind of dream, I slipped quickly from my cot 
 and put my head through the half-opened 
 doorway. 
 
 " creeping along by the fence ! He 
 
 must have seen me, I tell you, Zeke ; and I 
 saw him, and knew him ! I'd wake her np 
 and curse her if she was a devil ! Let me 
 go ! Curse — " 
 " You only imagiuod it, I tell you, father! 
 
 Now go into your own room. Settle it in 
 the morning. Hush!" 
 
 " My own room? — take your hand from 
 my mouth' — my own room! Aint she my 
 wife? I loill have her up, I tell you, and 
 make her tell me what — he — wants ! " 
 
 " Hush ! hush ! " 
 
 " hands away, or I'll murrcr you! 
 
 's she my wife? and her room mi-iue? 
 What's he doing creeping 'long fence ? Take 
 your hands — " 
 
 " Ilush ! Here's the door, now." 
 
 I stood stupefied by it. My head seemed 
 to be bursting. A thousand wild things 
 whirled in my brain and seemed ready to 
 lift me ofl' my feet. There was a light com- 
 ing up the stairs, I thought; but it flashed 
 out as though it had never been more than 
 a flash, and I heard something fall with a 
 thick, flufly sound. 
 
 "Now, father, come in again;" — this 
 voice was very low, but familiarly clear; — 
 "you've fallen again, and we'll have all the 
 boys awake next. Come, get up." 
 
 " Call her, then, Zeke," — his tones were 
 husky enough, and even v.'hining this time — 
 "call her to her husband, 'tell you! 'm 
 drunk, eh, my good woman? Drunk, eh? 
 In vino ver-ver'tas ! I know all about it ! 
 Vane, too ! You and Vane, eh ? Knock on 
 that door, Zeke, for your mis'able hush — 
 father, I mean. Ask her what he wants 
 — not Vane, but that old tramp creeping 
 'long er fence. Knock ! kick — " 
 
 "Father, get up, now, or I'll make you! 
 Come ! " 
 
 " Take y'r hands — " 
 
 Ezekiel Reed must have dragged him into 
 the room by main strength and left him 
 drivelling on the floor; and must then have 
 crawled stealthily upstairs. 
 
 I saw a light really, this time ; and it illu- 
 minated the golden-crowned St. John face, 
 with its soft blue eyes peering along the 
 hall from the head of the passage, to see if 
 all was still with those who should not know 
 the midnight secrets of the house. 
 
 Mechanically, and with my ))reath burn- 
 ing hot in my mouth, I fled noiselessly 
 from the door to the window. A piece 
 of stout ladder-work, bearing a heavy 
 grape-vine, slanted from the sill of the 
 latter to the ground outside, and there 
 was a dull, dogged instinct in me, at the 
 moment, to escape down it to the cold sod 
 beneath. 
 
 Vi^ith fevered hand I was drawing aside 
 the curtain, from where it hung in lifeless 
 transparency between the dark room and 
 the watery sky, when the glass took an 
 awful life to my first breathless glance, and 
 I saw, pressed against it, a ragged, bearded 
 human face ! 
 
 The rising horror suff'ocated me before it 
 could become a shriek; ice touched my 
 heart; and as, with clenched hands, I thi-ew 
 myself backward, the world sank from be- 
 neath me 
 
56 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 CHAPTER XII. 
 
 MT FIRST TLL/fESS. 
 
 The washiug-bcll. thoujrht I, must have 
 rung long ago, and tlie monitor will give me 
 a mark for being late. I wonder if old De- 
 wilt is np yet? He might have called me, 
 I shouhl think, when he knows that another 
 mark will take away my " Best Reading." 
 I don't feel as though I had been asleep at 
 all, somehow. I'm as tired as anything; 
 and my head feels as if it were sticking out 
 of the 'window. What's that ! Oli-h, I see 
 how it is; old Dewitt hasn't gone down 
 yet ; but he's dressing himself on tiptoe 
 and thinks he'll give me the slip. I won't 
 let him know that I hear him, though, until 
 he stoops down for his shoes, and then I'll 
 jump out all of a sudden and tilt him over. 
 . . . Oh, my head! . . ." 
 
 " Pulse better — great deal better." 
 
 "Less fever, doctor?" 
 
 "Much less, Mrs. Birch." 
 
 I opened my eyes then, I should think ! 
 I opened them in startling proximity to a 
 fat, sunburnt, double-chinned little man, one 
 of whose stubby hands was gi'asping me by 
 a wrist, while the other held a staring silver 
 watch. I looked blankly at him for a 
 moment and then instinctively turned a 
 startled glance toward tlie foot of the bed. 
 
 " Elfie I Dear, dear Elfle ! " 
 
 She started from the chair with uplifted 
 hands, and had her arms around me before 
 the little man could make quite sure that 
 his watch had not been swept from his palm 
 like a feather. 
 
 "Am I home. Elfie, ami home? " I asked, 
 suddenlj^ conscious that the whole scene 
 around mo had been changed, and that my 
 voice was strangely weak. 
 
 " No, dear child, not home. You have 
 been very, very sick, Avy, for several days. 
 This is Doctor Pilgrim, who's trj'ing to 
 make you well again. Now put your head 
 on the pillow again, like a dear, or you'll 
 have the wet towel oft". Don't be afraid ; I 
 won't leave you ; I'll sit right here." 
 
 I let her do with me as she pleased. It 
 was so delightful to have her by me that I 
 felt perfectly happy. 
 
 " Is this your house, Elfle? " 
 
 " It's the school-house, pet, and I live 
 here." 
 
 Another question was on the tip of mj' 
 tongue ; but the little doctor wouldn't have 
 it. 
 
 " Ta — ta ! " he said, shaking a fat fore- 
 finger at us and Avagging his bald head, 
 "you mustn't talk now, my little man, 
 you've done enough talking in the last week 
 to serve for a yeai*. Such talking, too! — 
 ghosts — wagons — fights — all sorts of 
 things. Mum's the word now, until you've 
 had a nap. Brain fever kills little boJ^s 
 wlicn they talk too much. Now let's see 
 what must be done for you to-night. You 
 haven't got a bit of Ilelleborus Niger about 
 you, Mrs. Birch, — have you ? " 
 
 Curious to relate, Oxford Institute hap- 
 pened to be out of the article just at that 
 critical time. 
 
 " Nor the least grain of bryonia?" 
 
 Unusual misfortunes never come singly; 
 and there was none of that, — astonisliing 
 to say. 
 
 " ()h, Avell, well," said the doctor, with 
 infinite toleration, "as the congrstio ad 
 caput is not so strong now, you might try a 
 little of j-our lachesis, then, in some water. 
 A teaspoonful every hour." 
 
 " Would Doctor Pilgrim write a prescrip- 
 tion, that Yaller might go to the village for 
 it ? " 
 
 "None of it in the house, ma'am? You 
 don't say ! "Well, if that's the case," said 
 the doctor, pleasantlj', "you may keep the 
 wet towel on his head, and don't let him 
 eat any rich broths." 
 
 With which necessary admonition he 
 went afl'ably out of the room, and Elfie and 
 I were alone together. 
 
 " My poor Avy," she said, noticing that I 
 was about to speak, "you must not try to 
 talk until you are stronger. Your fighting 
 that afternoon — O Avy! — with that bad 
 boy, and your being so long in the cold 
 room upstairs must have made you sick, or 
 thrown you into some kind of fit. At any 
 rate, j'our room-mate found j'ou lying upon 
 the floor, under the window, next morning, 
 and I had you brought right down here to 
 my own room. You've been delirious with 
 fever ever since, until now; and I was 
 afraid at one time, Avy, that you would die. 
 But .you're much better, now, and will soon 
 be well if you keep perfectly quiet. I shall 
 be with you much of the time until you a?*e 
 well. Mr. Birch, Avy, is my husband." 
 
 I started at the word. 
 
 " Keep still, child ; I tell you all this, so 
 that you need not talk this afternoon. Now 
 try to sleep for a while." 
 
 Without a thought of disobeying her, and 
 satisfied to the very centre of my heart in 
 having one of my hands clasped in one of 
 hers, I laid quietly as she had placed me 
 and looked dreamily up at her through lids 
 nearly closed. From the school-room be- 
 low us came the hum and murmur of the 
 boys at their last arithmetic-lesson for the 
 day; and, as I slowly realized what the 
 sounds meant, there crept graduall.y over 
 my mind a vague memory of my encounter 
 with Cutter and what followed. 
 
 " The man at the window, Elfie !" 
 
 The recollection and the exclamation 
 were simultaneous, and I spoke with re- 
 vived afiright. 
 
 "Hush, dear! You shall know about it 
 after you have slept. Now do trj^ to sleep, 
 or I must leave you." 
 
 She was certainly disturbed by my out- 
 burst of terror, and spoke with nervous im- 
 patience; but my pitiable look of appeal 
 softened her again immcdiatel}', and once 
 more I laid quietly at her hand and looked 
 at her through drooping lashes. 
 
 There she sat to love and guard me, as I 
 
BETAVEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 57 
 
 had so often seen her at home ; a soothing, 
 cooling, tender presence, with just that 
 pensive beauty in the pale face, rising from 
 the gloom of her mourning- robes to the 
 eteruiii sunlight of her hair, which calms 
 the watching soul in a medium of trustful 
 rest between instinctive melancholy and 
 instinctive delight; a presence so real to 
 me eveh now, as memory brings it back, 
 that I can slowly close my lids and fiincy it 
 fading tenderly away as then, beyond the 
 thickening veil of sight, like some beautiful 
 vision of a mother's care from eyes that 
 never knew a mother's truth. 
 
 It was night when the sound of voices, 
 low as they were, recalled me to conscious- 
 ness. Possibly the involuntary and spas- 
 modic variations in the pressure she gave 
 my hand had some agencjs also, in breaking 
 my stupor sufficiently to make me sensible 
 to sound. At any rate, I became aware that 
 two persons were conversing near me in 
 suppressed tones, and felt no disposition to 
 do more than passively listen. 
 
 " Mrs. Birch," were the first words I 
 heard, "your contemptuous manner of re- 
 ceiving what I have said, might be more of 
 a rebuke to me, but that I know my motives 
 to be wholly worthy your respect. Since I 
 first came to this dreary place, I have never 
 been hypocrite enough to aflect ignorance 
 of the state of aflairs between you and your 
 husband, and to act upon such an aflectatiou 
 now would be a pretence of delicacy which 
 could be instigated by nothing higher than 
 such pity as you would scorn to receive. 
 Wh3s then, madam, do you look at me so 
 contemptuously when I beg of you to let me 
 be your representative at this boy's bedside, 
 for a day at least? Did I not come in here 
 with your husband last night, and did I not 
 hear what he rudely said to you? " 
 
 " Oh ! " came like a wail from Elfie, " can 
 I go nowhere to escape this persecution? 
 Isn't it enough to bear the tyranny of the 
 master, but I must also be hunted and 
 insulted by the insolence of the man? O 
 Heaven ! " 
 
 "Mrs. Birch," — I recognized the voice 
 now as Mr. Vane's, — "I will not allow my- 
 self to be ofl'ended by what you say in your 
 present temper. I cannot believe that you 
 are so unjust as to really mean what you 
 have just said. I have ever treated you 
 with perfect respect, and it is only a refine- 
 ment of such respect that I am showing you 
 now. The boy cannot be of such conse- 
 quence to you — I must speak plainly if 
 I die for it — that you should risk the vio- 
 lent resentment of a violent man, for the 
 sake of giving him that mere attendance 
 another might give as well. To speak still 
 more plainly, what I ask is as much for my 
 best interest, madam, as for yours ; for if 
 your remaining here provoked another of 
 those unmanly outbreaks vs'hich I know to 
 be not uncommon, I will not allow it to 
 pass without my vigorous protest. Not in- 
 trusively on your account, Mrs. Birch, but 
 for the sake of my own manhood ! " 
 8 
 
 He spoke thus, in a quick, energetic way, 
 and I felt Elfie's hand tremble violently, as 
 she bent to see if I still slept. Satisfied 
 upon that point, apparently, she cautiously 
 loosed my hand from hers, and answered him. 
 
 " Do you know, honorable sir, irluj the 
 man yon speak of commands me not to do 
 what I wish? " 
 
 " I am not in his confidence, Mrs. Birch, 
 and can only conjecture. He probably has 
 a private reason for it." 
 
 " It is because ho is jealous, sir. Do you 
 understand me? — jealous of that child." 
 
 " There must be some other reason also." 
 
 "I say he is!" exchiimed Elfie, fiercely; 
 "I say iie is! he is! jealous of that child! 
 jealous of the air! jealous of a dog! jeal- 
 ous, Mr. AUyn Vane, even of his hirelings, 
 — of you ! " 
 
 In the wildness of her rage, the immeasur- 
 able depth of her scorn, she thre"w all care 
 of me to the winds, and recked not if I was 
 awake, asleep, or dead. 
 
 Cut to the quick by the cruel lash so sav- 
 agely laid upon him, Mr. Vane so far forgot 
 himself as to lash blindly back, — 
 
 "And he may have reason to be jealous, 
 by Heaven! All the house knows of that 
 boy's ravings about a man's face at the 
 window." 
 
 " It's false ! A sick child's fancy ! " 
 
 I was staring right at them then, and saw 
 her standing at the head and him at the foot 
 of my bed. By the light of a cOvUdle on the 
 table near by, I could note that Elfie's nos- 
 trils and lips were working as I had seen 
 them work once before. 
 
 "A sick child's fancy!" repeated Mr. 
 Vane, tauntingly. " Could that break a 
 stout bar of frame-work outside the win- 
 dow, and leave footprints on the ground 
 below?" 
 
 With that leaping stride of hers she 
 reached him while his lips were yet sound- 
 ing the last word. 
 
 "Dog! Spy! Pitiful — " 
 
 I thought she was about to strike him ; 
 and he thought so, too, and stepped quickly 
 aside ; but, with arms raised and hands 
 clenched, she swayed slowly from him, 
 uttered a choking, gurgling sound, and fell, 
 rigid and insensible, across my feet. 
 
 The unspeakable terror I felt, as I started 
 up in bed, was fully reflected in the color- 
 less face of Mr. Vane. He actually wrung 
 his hands. Sounds of feet on the stairs 
 changed his whole aspect, though, in a sec- 
 ond, and, glancing hurriedly about him, he 
 came close to me. 
 
 " Say she has fainted," he whispered. 
 "Don't mention me to them, if you love 
 her. Not a word ! " 
 
 He ran from the room with a something 
 so guilty and cowardly in the motion, that 
 even my boy natui'e was filled with a con- 
 tempt temporarily overpowering all other 
 feelings. 
 
 Scarcely had he disappeai-ed, when the 
 feet outside sounded close at hand, and Mr. 
 Bond and Ezekiel Eeed entered the door. 
 
58 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 " My dear little fellow," commenced IMr. 
 Bond, liasteninc: forward with bolli liands 
 oiUst retched. "Why.hiok! Cilil>un — Mas- 
 ter Keed — what is Mils ? " 
 
 Tlic monitor caui^ht sight of what he 
 meant, and darted past lam to the bedside. 
 
 " Glilnin ! " exclaimed he, recoiling, "wliat 
 does tins mean? " 
 
 " She has fainted," cried I, foiling back 
 npon my pillow, too weak and exhausted to 
 utter anoiher word. 
 
 There was on the mantel a bottle of pow- 
 erful hartshorn wliieli had been used during 
 ivy illness, and, with marvellous quickness, 
 the monitor seized it from its place and ap- 
 plied it to the nostrils of the prostrate wo- 
 man. The elil'ct was startling; a deep, 
 agonizing sigh followed tlic vcvy tlrst in- 
 spiration; a tumult of sobs succeeded it, 
 and Ellie arose, lirst upon an elbow, and 
 then upriglit. But oh, what a change was 
 there in her aspect from the grave calm, or 
 even the resistless tempest of a few mo- 
 ments before! Her hair was all down on 
 one side, her face was hotly Hushed from 
 brow to chin, and her bloodshot eyes 
 streamed with unrelieviug tears. 
 
 Mr. Bond bowed his gray head. In his 
 broken spirit there was still a true chivalry 
 that forbade him to look upon a woman thus 
 naked of her womanhood. 
 
 " Mother," said Ezekiel, with the air of a 
 pitying angel, " you are ill. Let me help 
 j-ou to another apartment." 
 
 The walls rang with the blow she struck 
 him full in the face, and rang again with 
 her harsh, unnatural laugh, as she flew from 
 the room ! 
 
 " Master Reed," said Mr. Bond ; and there 
 was a tear on his cheek as he spoke, " let 
 me aijologize to you, sir, for her. She is 
 sick, sir. She is not herself. I apologize 
 for her as for mysolf!" 
 
 The red mark of i;;nominy upon the moni- 
 tor's girlish face faded into the pallor ex- 
 tinguishing its usual delicate bloom, and 
 the smooth brow I'claxed from the frown it 
 had for a moment worn. 
 
 *' I hope I am Christian enough, Mr. 
 Bond, to forgive my eueraies. Glibun, are 
 you better?" 
 
 If I was better than I had been, I cer- 
 tainly was not so well as I might have been. 
 The scenes of that miserable^ evening had 
 passed jarringly through my head, as though 
 the latter had been a phantascope, and they 
 the glass slides l)earing distempered images. 
 I could only answer, — 
 
 " Oh, my head ! my head ! " 
 
 " I am very sorry for you," said Ezekiel, 
 "and so is my father; and so are all the 
 boys." 
 
 Mr. Bond dismally patted my shoulder 
 ■with the hartshorn bottle, until he happened 
 to discover what it was; and then he very 
 gently removed the towel from my throb- 
 bing temples, wet it anew with colcl water, 
 and replaced it as before. It was kindly 
 and thoughtfully done, and I was glad when 
 he sat beside me, as another had, recently, 
 
 and took one of my hands. His only words 
 were, — 
 
 "I will remain by you to-night, my boy." 
 
 The monitor seated himself at the table, 
 where the candle \Vas, and drawing his 
 faithful Testament from a pocket in the 
 breast of his coat, began to turn the leaves. 
 
 "Glibun," he said, as he did so, " if I 
 acted unfairly toward you about your light 
 with Cutter, 1 want you to forgive me. I 
 thought 1 was doing right; but, maybe, I 
 took too much upon myself. Dont try to 
 speak. 1 know that 30U'll forgive me \vhen 
 Tm sorry for it, and ask you. I shall stay 
 here, too, to-night; and now I'll read you 
 something." 
 
 I coukl not like Ezekiel Reed. To some 
 natures systematic goodness is always pre- 
 cocious; and precocity is more likely to ex- 
 cite wonder and admiration than to win 
 aflcctionate sympathy. It generally has 
 this etfect in the estimation of the mature, 
 and still less is its sympatlietic attraction 
 for the young and quick-blooded. Yet, as 
 the youthful monitor sat there on that event- 
 ful night, like an embodied benediction after 
 an unholy tumult of the worldly passions ; 
 the light shining through his golden hair 
 until the latter seemed irradiate with a 
 saintly essence, and his voice rising from 
 tremulous monotones to a full melody in the 
 ascending heavenward passages of the 
 sublime Sermon on the Mount, 1 felt a cloud 
 rolling away from all my waking senses as 
 though touched with the luminous tranquil- 
 lity of a purer world than this; and the 
 figure of the reader, growing lovelier to 
 tiiose senses as they sank lingeringly away 
 from it to the dying music of its own voice, 
 dwindled first to a gentle star, and then to 
 the gentler starlight of my untroubled sleep. 
 
 The morning sun was far toward the 
 zenith, and all traces of both storm and 
 rainbow had passed away, Avhen I awoke 
 once again to the bustling presence of Doc- 
 tor Pilgrim, and resigned my wrist in pain- 
 less languor to his scientific grip. 
 
 "Ay! ay!" was his ciieerful salute, 
 "here's iniprovement! A little weak yet, 
 buf regular as a clock. A perfectly quiet 
 night and abstinence from rich brotiis have 
 brought you round, my little man, as I knew 
 they would — as I knew they would ! Let 
 the allopathists say what they please," said 
 the doctor, glancing triumphantly around 
 for a liearer, and suddenly froMuing eru- 
 ditely upon Old Yaller, Avhom I now saw sit- 
 ting meekly near the door, — " I say, let the 
 allopathists say what they please, there is 
 nothing more cHicacious in a majority of 
 serious cases than rigid abstinence from 
 rich brotlis ! " 
 
 "That's so. Doctor Pilgrim, — h'yahl 
 h'j'ah ! " responded Yaller, with olisequious 
 mirtli ; "the anabaptists don't know 
 nothin'." 
 
 The doctor looked very serious for a mo- 
 ment, and chewed a bit of calanuis with 
 thoughtful gravity ; but I recalled liis atten- 
 tion to me by feebly inquiring for Elfle. 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 59 
 
 "You mcfiu Mrs. Birch?" said bo, sooth- 
 iugl}'. " Why, you see, my youHJ? friend, 
 tliat hidy is a little under the weather her- 
 self, this inorning. She's beeu too much 
 devoted to you, and is paying for it with a 
 sick-headaclie. Yjau must get along with- 
 out her for a while, now, and let her have 
 some rest. You don't feel any cravings for 
 rich broths, do you? " 
 
 " No, sir." 
 
 " That's clever ! You'll be up in a week." 
 
 He shook hands with me upou that pleas- 
 ant prospect, and, having carefully charged 
 the admiring Yaller to give me a tcaspoon- 
 ful of the thirty-fourth dilution of aqua 
 lactea, in case I should have anj- pain during 
 the day, went majestically away in a similia 
 similibas manner. 
 
 Contrary to what might have been ex- 
 pected, the excitement of the evening be- 
 fore had conduced to secure for me the long 
 and refreshing sleep by which I found my- 
 self so greatly benefited; and when Old 
 Yaller, with many grotesque expressions of 
 sympathy, placed a tray of toast and water 
 on the bed beside me, I managed to eat a 
 little, and felt still better. 
 
 During the noon recess, Dewitt, Streight, 
 and several other fellows, came up to see 
 how I was getting on, and the former gave 
 me a boisterous description of my discovery 
 under the window on the morning after the 
 fight. 
 
 He himself had seen me Ij'ing there, 
 when he arose from his cot to ascertain why 
 I did not answer his question about the 
 washing-bell, and had lledaflrightedly down- 
 stairs to report that I was dead. Mr. Bond, 
 Mr. Vane, and Mr. Keed hastened back with 
 him to our room, into which the whole 
 school flocked presently, and all seemed 
 paralyzed at my death-like appearance. 
 Yaller made the first attempt to account for 
 the afl'air, b.y asserting, with awful solem- 
 nity, that he had found a fresh egg ou my 
 cot; but before the assembled minds could 
 debate npon this abstruse explanation, the 
 boys at the door were scattered right and 
 left, and Mrs. Birch came hurriedly into the 
 room. In silence they all made way for her, 
 and, after stooping beside me for a moment, 
 she impatiently desired Mr. Bond and Mr. 
 Vane to carry me downstairs to her own 
 private room, and as Impatiently ordered 
 Yaller to ride hotly to Milton for the doctor. 
 She looked only at those to whom she gave 
 these imperious directions, and at me, and 
 followed my bearers through the hall and 
 down the stairs like a solitary mourner at a 
 funeral. 
 
 There was great excitement about the 
 whole thing, in school that day. Some of 
 the boys imagined they had heard a sound of 
 quarrelling during the night, and believed 
 Old Bufas had come home drunk and beaten 
 me ; others expressed the equally bright idea 
 that I had received some mortal iujui-y 
 in my fight with Cutter ; and they all agreed 
 
 to cut the latter dead until I sliould be 
 well. 
 
 It was thought strange that Mrs. Birch 
 should show interest for any bo}', much 
 less for the latest scholar ; and I\ I r. Vane's 
 solicitude for me was quite as surprising; 
 but Dewitt had a perfectly satisfiictory the- 
 ory of his own, to wit: I had been fright- 
 ened into a fit by seeing a ghost, and both 
 Mr. Vane and Mrs. llufus couldn't hear 
 enough from me aboiit it. 
 
 "Did you see anything of the sort, 
 though?" put in Streight. 
 
 With an aptness of concealment to which 
 my whole childhood had been trained, I told 
 him that nothing but fever and faintuess 
 had been the cause of my fall ; and his pos- 
 itive disbelief in spectres made him com- 
 pletely content with my answer. 
 
 "You're getting better, Old Glibun, — 
 aint you ? " asked Dewitt. 
 
 I said I was ; and all the boys gave me 
 three hearty cheers just as the bell rang for 
 a resumption of their tasks. 
 
 Old Yaller closed the door behind them, 
 remaining by it until the last footstep had 
 sounded on the stairs and the hum of voices 
 in recitation became audible. He even put 
 his eye to the keyhole for a moment, to 
 make sure of necessary security, and then 
 came on tiptoe to my bedside with such a 
 curious look on his sable countenance that 
 I raised my head to gaze at him. 
 
 " Misscr Glibun," he said, " thar's one 
 queshuu I've beeu wantiu' to ask you all 
 this yar mornin', and I want to ask without 
 no 'fence. Who was it that made the madam 
 sick las' night? I want to know that yar, 
 Misser Glibun. She don't done go and get 
 ci'azy like that yar, without some abuse." 
 
 " She fainted," said I, in considerable 
 alarm. 
 
 "Now jus' you see h'yar, Misser Glibun 
 
 — was it Misser Birch? " The old black bent 
 toward me with an earnestness of look and 
 gesture not to be disregarded. "You'll 
 jus' tell me Saviour's truth, Misser Glibun, 
 
 — was it him ? " 
 
 " No, it wasn't, Yaller." 
 
 "Bekase if it was, Misser Glibuu," ex- 
 claimed he, standing erect in his rags, and 
 shaking his black right fist slowly over his 
 head, — "if it v.-as him that did that yar; 
 though I b'long'd to his father 'bout three 
 hundred and fifty yea's ago, and danced him 
 on my knee, Misser Glibun, when he was 
 like you, — if he was to do that yar, I'd kill 
 him! — by the blessed Book, I Vt'ould! I've 
 stood 'tween Misser Birch and the madam 
 befo' now, to keep him from doiu' what 
 would make him worse than the angels of 
 hell; and I've took blows from him that 1 
 wouldn't give to the cattle on a thousand 
 hills. I'd Stan' by him if it was for death, 
 and say 'This old nigger aint no use; take 
 him and let mars'r go ; ' but if he was to do 
 that yar, I'd kill him! — by the blessed 
 Book, I would ! " 
 
60 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 CHAPTER XIII. 
 
 I OVERUEXn A CO.VrEIiSATIO.V. 
 
 WuEX I reappeared at my desk iu the 
 school-room Jlr. Birch was kind cuoui^h to 
 come down from liis throne to me, and ask. 
 mechanical!}-, if I felt like going to ■work 
 again, lie looked dill'ercntl\', in some way, 
 from his former self, and I soon observed 
 that he had suddenly grown careless in his 
 dress (the sleeves and collar of his coat 
 were plentifully streaked with dust), and 
 had blue circles around his cj'cs. His man- 
 ner, too, was more sluggish and abstracted 
 than before; and, instead of looking at me 
 while speaking, he kept his heavy eyes fixed 
 vaguely on a corner of my desk. After my 
 answer to his question he raised his voice 
 so that all the boys might hear, and went 
 through a forced kind of speech about the 
 wickedness of fighting and the disgrace it 
 was to both scholars and school. But for 
 my sickness, he said, he should have pun- 
 ished Cutter and me very severely for our 
 violence! but, as I had suflered iu another 
 way, and Cutter had declared himself very 
 penitent, he would overlook the oficuce for 
 once. 
 
 I looked over to Cutter's seat, as he said 
 this, and was favored with a malevolent 
 glare that indicated anything but penitence. 
 I think that Cutter even shook his fist under 
 his desk ; but perhaps he was stooping only 
 to pick something from the floor. 
 
 Having finished his magisterial duty with 
 me, the master walked stiflly back to his 
 dais, and the usual studies wei-e renewed 
 again with the usual inattention from him. 
 
 Mr. Bond was more gentle than ever, I 
 thought; and Mr. Vane returned such 
 glances as I threw his w-ay with no signs of 
 auj' closer recognition than if he had never 
 seen me out of the school-room. 
 
 At the noonday recess I made it a point 
 to go directly up to Cutter and ofier him my 
 hand. 
 
 "I'm sorry that I fought you. Cutter," 
 said I, " and hope you're ready to make up 
 with me now." 
 
 " That's fair enough," said Streight, in a 
 cheerful, wholesome way. " Why ciou't you 
 shake hands with him, Cut, and make it 
 up ? " 
 
 " Oh yes ; you'd like to see me do it, I 
 reckon ! " sneered the other, draw^ing sul- 
 lenly away from me. " Hadn't yer better 
 go and get Parson Reed to make me do it? 
 IJidn'tyou, and Dewitt, and the rest of yer, 
 do all yer could to make Old Bond lock me 
 up ? " 
 
 " Let's make it up," said I, trying to smile 
 at him, and again holding out my hand. 
 
 His black beads of eyes snapped with 
 spite at my amicable offer. 
 
 " I'll make it up with you, I reckon, when 
 I've i)aid yer back for cutting my lip open. 
 1"11 (Ix i/ou 3'et." 
 
 "Bah!" said Streight, tossing back his 
 auburn locks with a jerk of his head, "you'd 
 
 better go and throw stones at the poor nig- 
 ger, again, if you want to hit somebody that 
 won't Iiit back. Come away from him, 
 Glibun." 
 
 Streight's report of this affiiir made my 
 school-mates more friendly to me than 
 ever; but thc^' all agreed that I must be 
 on the look-out for stones in the air. 
 
 Several months rolled on after this with- 
 out incidents worth recording, if I except 
 the common rumors of Mr. Birch's reckless 
 dissipation at the village on frequent nights, 
 and an occasional hint amongst the boys 
 that Yallcr had seen m3-stcrious figures hov- 
 ering around the school-house after dark. 
 I saw no more of Elfie after the strange 
 scene in my sick-room, and I gradually 
 began to associate her presence there, even, 
 with the vague images of my feverish delir- 
 ium. My strong liking for study during the 
 day and profound interest in the continued 
 rivalry of shell-houses with Dewitt at 
 night, gave me plenty to think of in the 
 present, w'ithout recurring to the past at 
 all; and a year or two of such congenial 
 employment might have purified my devel- 
 oping character of the unwholesome ele- 
 ments left iu it by the experiences I have 
 related. 
 
 It was not destined, though, that my 
 course should run smooth long enough 
 for such a result as that ; and scarcely had 
 pride in my own budding abilities began to 
 engender iu me a boy's natural aspiration 
 for a future, when the August vacation 
 brought a sudden cessation of my dream. 
 
 The delight of the other boys at the idea 
 of going to their homes for a mouth seemed 
 curious to me ; for wdieu JMr. Birch curtly 
 notified me to make ready ta accompany 
 him to New York, I experienced but a small 
 degree of the pleasure boisterously exhib- 
 ited all around me. I did feel some gratifi- 
 cation in the promise of seeing Mrs. Fry 
 and Siri-ah, and ra^ther more than a willing- 
 ness to meet Gwin Le Mons, Constance, 
 and my other playmates, once more ; but 
 the figure of my unsyrapathizing father 
 loomed so repellantly over the whole pros- 
 pect, that I could not echo the bustling 
 home^vard enthusiasm of my school-mates. 
 
 Mr. Vane was the first member of the es- 
 tablishment to leave ; going, as it was un- 
 derstood by some of the elder boys, to visit 
 certain relatives in Boston. It was the last 
 day of the term wdicn he left, and his cool 
 W'ay of ordering Yaller to hitch the horse 
 and carry him to meet the Newark stage 
 from Milton, causcd,evcn Mr. Bond to look 
 at Mr. Birch, in whose disrespected pres- 
 ence the order was given, as though expect- 
 ing from him some rebuke of such assur- 
 ance. 
 
 The master, however, only glanced np 
 from his book, for an instant, at his 3'ounger 
 subordinate, and then went on reading, or 
 pretending to read. Ezckicl Reed, Who 
 was finishing the yearly " Certificates of 
 Merit" for the scholars, at his desk, turned 
 a flushed face upon the arrogant teacher of 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 61 
 
 the classics, aud the boys lounging about 
 the benches suddenly stilled their conversa- 
 tion to hear one of the monitor's moral ad- 
 dresses ; but the face bent again to the desk 
 ■without speaking, and the horse aud wagon 
 were presently heard at the gate outside. 
 
 Mr. Vane did not seem to have any bag- 
 gage to trouble him, nor any other prepara- 
 tions for ti-avel to make than were concen- 
 trated in the careless putting on of his hat 
 iu-doors. 
 
 "Mr. Birch, Mr. Bond, Reed, and boys, 
 by-by until we meet again," he said, from 
 the hall. 
 
 " Good-by, Mr. Vane," the boys chorused 
 after Mr. Bond. 
 
 ''Good-by, sir," said Mr. Birch, very 
 shortly. 
 
 " I shall be back by the first, Mr. Birch; 
 perhaps before." 
 "Very well, sir." 
 
 "I will give the stage-driver orders to 
 stop here in the morning for a load to New- 
 ark, and in the afternoon for another." 
 " Veiy well, sir!" 
 
 Mr. Vane sauntered off to his usurped 
 vehicle whistling a fanciful tune, and such 
 of us as went to the door saw him riding 
 away with a lighted cigar in his mouth. 
 
 Toward evening Mr, Bond started on 
 foot for Milton, where he was to overhaul 
 aud write-up the books of an insolvent mill 
 company; and Avlien Strcight, Dewitt, and 
 I accompanied him to the gate, and gave 
 him three cheers at parting, his half-smiling, 
 half-tearful pride in the demonstration was 
 very different from the insolent self-posses- 
 sion of his junior. 
 
 That night, Dewitt and I took farewell 
 trips to our celebrated shell-houses, aud 
 disported ourselves before our numerous 
 fair captives, or refugees, in a manner to 
 reflect eternal honor on the valor of knight- 
 hood. Being in my usual yielding vein on 
 that occasion, I voluntarily surrendered the 
 girl with the yellow curls to Dewitt ; who, 
 not to be outdone in generosity, promptly 
 confided to my protection a matchless crea- 
 ture with black curls, for whose rescue he 
 had just slain several miles of fiery dragon. 
 And 
 
 " The curtain dropped and the play was done ; 
 
 The curtain rolled up again and another play begun." 
 
 In the morning, the Milton stage made a 
 detour by Oxford Institute, and, by dint of 
 crowding inside like herring, aud clinging 
 to the steps, roof, and driver's seat like 
 flies, all the j'ouug Oxfordcrs managed to 
 go in one load ; leaving me at the gate, with 
 many ironical congratulations upon the 
 probal>le delights of my coming journey 
 with Rufus. While Ezekiel Reed was ex- 
 plaining to the driver that he need not call 
 again in the afternoon, Hastings Cutter, 
 from his seat on the stage-top, dashed a 
 handful of pebbles into my upturned face ; 
 but, as I cleared my eyes with my coat- 
 sleeve, and the lumbering vehicle turned 
 into the main road, I had the satisfaction of 
 
 beholding my enemy pinioned by one car, 
 while the right hand of Cassius Strcight 
 boxed him vigorously on the other. 
 
 Neither Mr. Birch nor the monitor paid 
 the slightest heed to me until about eleven 
 o'clock, when the former called me, from 
 wandering around the lonely school-room, 
 to put on my cap and come out to the rock- 
 away with him. 
 
 " Now, then, you Glibun, come on ! " 
 Ezekiel Reed was standing in the door- 
 way, and, as I passed him, I looked hesitat- 
 ingly into his fixce aud said good-by. 
 
 lie took a step after me, shook me by the 
 hand, and said : "Take care of yourself, lit- 
 tle Glibun." 
 
 The master waited for me on the shell- 
 walk, some feet from the house, and when I 
 joined him he motioned for me to go on 
 ahead. I stopped, however, when he began 
 to speak. 
 
 " Ezekiel Reed," said he, more loudlj' than 
 seemed necessary, and with a quick glance 
 toward the end of the building, as though 
 intending a hearing for some one unseen, — 
 "Ezekiel Reed, you Avill bear in mind what 
 I have told you about letting no one in until 
 my return ? " 
 
 "Yes, sir; I will mind." 
 "If a tramp, or suspicious character of 
 any kind, should try to force his way in, oa 
 finding that there is no dog (I wish I had 
 one!) about, you can take down the old 
 musket from over the stove in the school- 
 room, and use that to him. You under- 
 stand ? " 
 "Yes, father, I do." 
 
 Mr. Birch then hurried down with me to 
 where Yaller and the wagon were awaiting 
 us; and, without another word, we were 
 quickly on our road to Newark. 
 
 The dusty stage-ride to Jersey City wag 
 rendered instructive to us and the other 
 passengers by the vivacity of a western 
 gentleman in a white hat aud bleached linen 
 duster, who illustrated the t^nifty habits of 
 New Jersey by relating, that when, in the 
 course of a fierce March gale, a vessel was 
 wrecked off Long Branch, the Jersej'men 
 stationed themselves along the shore with 
 clubs, and would allow none of the swim- 
 ming voyagers to come on land until they 
 had first promised to pay ferriage. During 
 the sail from Jersey City to New York, too, 
 I, at least, found great edification in the 
 melancholy strains of a blind minstrel with 
 a harp, and could not but wonder at the su- 
 pernatural sagacity with which he subse- 
 quently found his way around the cabin, 
 hat in hand, aud never once asked contribu- 
 tions from those absorbed readers who had 
 devoted themselves intensely to their news- 
 papers at the very commencement of his 
 tour. 
 
 Just outside the ferry-gates, with his 
 whip under his arm and his hands in his 
 coat-pockets, stood that unspeakable crea- 
 tion, the hackman of my father, and I re- 
 gretted the absence from his countenance 
 of the least expression that might encourage 
 
C2 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 me to address him. Roused by our ap- 
 proach from a deep study of two liglithi^ 
 ciiiar boys, he turned phlep;inatically to the 
 door of his carriage and opened it for us 
 Avilh automatic precision. Ills face, be- 
 tween the eternal velvet cap and mulller, 
 ^vas rigidlj' unemotional as ever, and if the 
 slightest degree of specillc meaning could 
 bo at all deduced from his sphynx-like as- 
 pect, it was to the eflect, tliat lie had known 
 all along that we would soon be hauled-np 
 again for something, and come back to be 
 locked in the same cell once more. 
 
 '• This is really very tlioughtfid in Mr. — all 
 — Glibuu," ventured the school-master, ex- 
 perimentally; "he received my letter in 
 good time, doubtless." 
 
 It wouldn't do. It was against rules to 
 converse with the prisoners ; so Mr. Birch 
 retired hopelessly Avith me iuto conlinc- 
 mcnt, and the carriage went dexterously 
 over the projecting ferule of a blue cotton 
 umbrella on which a middle-aged gentleman 
 was leaning as he talked, and rattled at a 
 smart rate up Courtlandt Street. 
 
 Upon reaching our house, the master 
 brielly informed me, that I -was to get out 
 and ring tlie bell, but he should go further. 
 Accordingly, when he opened the door of 
 the hack and saw me descended to the side- 
 walk, he thrust his own head outside and 
 said to the driver, — "Take me to Mr. 
 Glibun"s place." "Whereupon, the driver, 
 Avho had not thought it Avorth while to 
 descend from his box, coughed assent, and 
 drove off again without recognizing my ex- 
 istence. 
 
 Cheerless and deserted enough was the 
 figure presented by me, as I climbed the 
 sfone steps of that desolate-looking house, 
 afcer o. hasty glance at its shuttered rows 
 of windows and a not over-confident 
 glimpse up the street for some familiar 
 form. As I mounted the stoop a splashing 
 sound from The area drew rac quickly to the 
 railing on that side, and, looking down, I 
 Avas nearly cheered to see Sirrah languidly 
 washing one of the basement sashes. 
 
 " Sirrah! " called I. 
 
 The maiden dropped her dripping brush, 
 looked up at me for a moment with not a 
 ray of expression on her face, and then, — 
 
 "Oh, good gracious ! " 
 
 The way she clambered through the win- 
 dow after that exclamation was remarkable, 
 to say the least of it, and revealed a con- 
 fusion of slippers and stockings of which 
 slie could not have been aware. In another 
 moment the door was opened and I was 
 clasped vigorously to the heart of my poor 
 old cook. 
 
 "Master Avy, come back again!" ex- 
 claimed the childless woman to the mother- 
 less child, " and growed so nmcli that his 
 head's above my elbow! When did you 
 come, and liow did you come, that there's 
 DO one with you? " 
 
 " Oil, I see him on the stoop, and it must 
 'a been his carriage that I heard stopping 
 behind me, but I didn't look, thinking it to 
 
 lie next door's milkman," chanted Sirrah, in 
 a kin(.l ot triumpliant dance bcliind us. '• (Jh 
 good gracious, aiut he got to bo a scrouger, 
 Mrs. Fry?" 
 
 Cook said she should think so, with an 
 air of pride; and I felt proud, myself, of 
 being a scrouger, though utterly unaAvare 
 of what that might be. 
 
 To tlie kitchen we repaired, after leaving 
 my cap on the stand in the hall, and when a 
 generous luucli had been spread out for me 
 on the table, I commeucod to both eat and 
 relate ray adventures. 
 
 No ancient troubadour returned from the 
 crusades ever had such interested auditors 
 in baronial hall as had I in tliat kitchen; 
 and though cook and her handmaiden heard 
 no tale of cliivalrous exploits, if I except 
 Cutter's part in iny story, their eyes stood 
 out with as mucli excitement as tlie most 
 ambitious minstrel of great deeds could 
 have Avished to cause, and made me feel 
 rather surprised at my own power of Avork- 
 ing upon the emotions. 
 
 In a vivacious narrative, somewhat ir- 
 regularly punctuated Avith knife and fork, 
 and Avith parentlieses of bites here and 
 there, I gave my school experience to them 
 without I'eservatiou, save one important 
 portion of it, Avhich I reserved for the last. 
 When, at length, I reached the last, I moved 
 Ijack from the table, and said, Avith par- 
 ticular emphasis, — 
 
 • "And Avhat do you think, cook? That's 
 where Eltie lives. I saw her Avhen I was 
 sick." 
 
 " Child ! you don't say ? " 
 
 My revelation had made her jump Avith 
 surprise, and she sj)oke half incredulously. 
 
 " Yes," said I, enjoying my culminating 
 triumph, " she's Old Rufus's Avife too." 
 
 "It can't l)e. Master AA\y!" ejaculated 
 cook, earnestly; "Miss Elfie's last name 
 was Marsh." 
 
 " She's his Avifo, anyhow," returned I, 
 A^ery positively, " and she don't like him, 
 either." 
 
 " Oh what a plot it is ! " said she, shaking 
 hands and head despairinglj\ — "AA^hat a 
 plot it is ! Such a thickening and a disguis- 
 ing, and no signs of the denooment Avhich- 
 ever Avay you look." 
 
 " Oh, good gracious, Mrs. Fry ! " broke in 
 Sirrah, " you don't think there's been a 
 murder, do j'ou? " 
 
 Whereupon that imaginative young girl 
 was sternly ordered to go instantly and 
 finish her Avindow-Avashing; and cook, 
 herself, proceeded to clear away the table. 
 
 Thus Avelcomed to the house I called my 
 home, and Avith no other thought of my 
 ftxther than the relief I had always felt at 
 his absence, my manners speedily took the 
 stealthy tone of the place as before, and I 
 wandered about betAveen the rooms up- 
 stairs, the kitchen, and the sidcAvalk, Avith 
 the old sense of repression and neglect. 
 
 On the morning after my return I espied 
 Gwiii Lo Mons ])laying a game of marbles 
 Avith himself on the stoop of his mother's 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 63 
 
 house, and joined him just as he was about 
 to win the very last "mib" he had. Hav- 
 ing drawn a ring upon the stone witli 
 challv, Qrud being suddenly struck witli the 
 fact that its unique and cabalistical efiect in 
 that particular place might not find an 
 artistic appreciation with his mother, he 
 delaj'ed siuiking hands v.'ith me until he hod 
 erased as much of it as lie could with one of 
 his sleeves. Consequently, the arm he finally 
 thrust at mo was marked like a circus-clown's 
 from tlie elbow down; but his greeting was 
 as hearty as though I had uotpreveuted the 
 perfection of his victory overself. 
 
 I was answering his questions as rapidlj' 
 as possible, when a raj^sterious voice from 
 above pronounced his name as if throwing 
 it at him, causing his countenance to grow 
 blankly serious in the very middle of a 
 laugh at Hastings Cutter. 
 
 "I do declare!" said Gwiu ; " if mother 
 aint seen my sleeve from the v/iudow ! I'll 
 be out again in a minute." 
 
 He brislcly pushed through the door, clos- 
 ing it behind him ; and not only failed to 
 come back to me at the appointed time, but 
 presently burst into such violent notes of 
 anguish somewhere in the remote depths 
 of the house, that I concluded not to wait 
 for him. 
 
 Thrown upon my own resources once 
 more, I went back across the street, and, 
 after idling in the area and basement for a 
 few moments, wended my way aimlessly 
 upstairs to the main hall. 
 
 The door of that memorable rear-parlor 
 stood ajar; and, as I noticed this circum- 
 stance, and realized that there was no one 
 on that floor to watch me, I became all at 
 once seized with an irresistible curiosity 
 to enter the forbidden room. Why I felt 
 thus at that moment; why I felt such an 
 unconquerable impulse to pry into a place 
 which I had ever shunned before with 
 shrinking fear, I cannot attempt to explain. 
 Perhaps the sti'ango influence vaguely 
 named by us as destiny had something to 
 do with it. 
 
 Confusedly, and with guilty caution, I 
 sidled my way into the parlor, my imagina- 
 tion making the door appear to press resist- 
 ingly against me as I rubbed past its edge. 
 How dark a place it seemed after the full 
 glare of the street! The table, sofa, side- 
 board, aud chairs were ghosts of furniture 
 in a ghost of a room, and there was that 
 oppressive stillness in the air which gives a 
 kind of avi^ful presence to solitude. After 
 two or three stealthy steps toward the 
 ta-ble, I paused irresolutely and half deter- 
 mined to retreat; but objects were already 
 growing plainer to me as my eyes became 
 more accustomed to the shadowed scene ; 
 and as I became aware that some light was 
 struggling in through the dusty sliutters, 
 my confideuce increased apace. Going to 
 the wi!idow near the sideboard, and finding 
 it lifted a few inches, I carefully turned the 
 blinds of half a shutter, and let in enough 
 of the day to keeiJ my courage up. 
 
 I could then see things distinctly enough. 
 There, by the grate, was the hair-cloth arm' 
 cliair; in the centre of the room the table, 
 with a crimson wine-cloth lying folded in 
 the middle of it ; between the first v/indow 
 and door stretched the black soAx, i3earing 
 two or three overcoats and a newspaper; 
 and an array of decanters with silver labels, 
 and goblets of white and colored glass, 
 shared, with several fanciful cigar-stands, 
 the shelves of the sideboard beside me. 
 
 Moving past the mantel to the space 
 between tliat and the folding-doors, where a 
 shallow but very strong iron box was let 
 into the wall, my attention Avas at once 
 attracted to a small mahogany quartette- 
 table, on which laid a black leather case. 
 After surveying the latter as it stood for 
 some moments, I grew bold enough to raise 
 the cover, and was thrilled with delight 
 at beholding two long-l)arrellcd duelling- 
 pistols in a luxurious bed of red velvet. I 
 did not remember ever having seen a pistol 
 of any kind Ijcfore, to know it as such ; j-et 
 I instantly knew those two glittering things 
 to be pistols, and hung over them with such 
 admiring awe as young heathen must feel 
 at the first sight of their fathers' favorite 
 idols. 
 
 I was debating with myself whether to 
 touch one of the pistols with just one finger, 
 when a sharp, rattling sound in the hall 
 made me suddenly drop the cover ; and my 
 heart leaped to my throat as I heard, the 
 front door of the house swing open, and 
 the noise of feet on the oil-cloth. 
 
 The -instinct to hide hashed through my 
 every nerv-e in the track of a mortal terror, 
 and I found myself crouching betvt'con the 
 end of the sofa and the approximate win- 
 dow, without knowing how I had got there. 
 Not a second too soon, eitlter; for my 
 father entered the parlor at the same 
 instant (hov/ well I linew his step!), and 
 not only my father, but also some one else. 
 " Sit down; sit clown," were the immedi- 
 ate words of the former, spoken impatiently 
 for him. 
 
 I lieard the other person sitting down, — 
 not on the sofa, luckily for me, — and then, 
 after an interval of ungloving. I could also 
 hear my father taking his seat by the man- 
 tel. 
 
 '• Now, my good fellovr." said the same 
 voice, " I have brought j'oa here, where we 
 sliall have no spies, to learn what you mean 
 by dogging me, as you have been doing for 
 the past few days! What do you want? 
 What do you expect to gain by playing 
 shadow to me in a public place where there 
 might be those who would recognize you? 
 Explain this new foolery in as fev/ words as 
 possil)le; for I must return immediately." 
 
 " Won't j^ou give me that paper? " — how 
 1 started at his voice, — "Won't j-ou give 
 me the paper I set my hand to in an hour 
 when the devil himself made me do it? 
 Didn't I give you back, or send you back, 
 the cloak, though I knew what pa.per of 
 yours was in that?" 
 
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 "You certainly did, my good follow," 
 came the answer, "and you niii;Iit possil)ly 
 liavo done it under any circumslances ; but 
 you seem to overlook the fact that I knew 
 of your liaviny; it, and sent 3'ou a direct 
 order for it by a person not accustomed to 
 being refused. AYolfton, my man, you 
 nujst never dream of playing any treach- 
 erous t rick upon me ; for you arc so watched, 
 my good fellow, that neither Are nor water 
 can hide you for a moment. Do j'ou sup- 
 pose I was ignorant of tliat fine romantic 
 aflair of the warehouse? Why, I know 
 every circumstance of that night as well as 
 though I had been at your elbow the whole 
 way through. I knew you had the cloak, 
 and. of course, sent for it; and j'ou very 
 prudently returned it. Consequently, that 
 gives you no claim upon me." 
 
 " I know how I'm hunted down," returned 
 the other, with hopeless weariness in his 
 altered tones, " and I feel more like a wild 
 beast than a man. I know I've no claim 
 upon you. But something tells mo that 
 there's harm hanging over the one I hold 
 dear, and it's driven me to beg for that ac- 
 cursed paper once more, that I may feel 
 free to come out as I ought. You've 
 promised you'd give it to me sometime, 
 sir, and if you'll give it to me now I'll swear 
 on the Holy Bible never to trouble you in 
 this world again." 
 
 "My friend Yfolfton," ran the smooth 
 answer, "you shall have tliat paper at the 
 proper time ; but not until then. You 
 arc the weakest man I ever saw, and I see 
 weak men every daj^ If you want money 
 you can have it ; and I must saj^ that your 
 disreputable habits of moping around the 
 docks, wandering over the country, — oh 
 yes ! I knew that, too ! — and letting your 
 beard and clothes go to rags, are illusti-a- 
 tions of a disgraceful want of ambition." 
 
 " Ambition ! " He laughed a doleful laugh. 
 " "What has such a wreck as I am got to do 
 with ambition? " 
 
 The castors of the arm-chair gave an irri- 
 table little shriek as my father apparently 
 arose to his feet. 
 
 " My good fellow, you kuow well enough 
 that my will is settled in this matter. You 
 have my word for it that the paper shall 
 never bo used against you, — the word of a 
 gentleman. Bej'oud that, it is useless to 
 waste words." 
 
 "Then, by Heaven! I'll have it yet, in 
 spite of you ! If I have to commit murder 
 for it, I'll have it yet." 
 
 "Why, my good fellow, it would be a 
 particularly weak thing for you to attempt 
 anything desperate with me personally ; for, 
 aside from my general disposition to take 
 the best of care of myself, I keep my docu- 
 ments and yours in this burglar-proof, let 
 into the wall here. You see, I take this in- 
 genious key out of my pocket, and apply it 
 in this way, — there's a knack in it, though. 
 Open comes the door; then open comes this 
 iron curtain — (I'm afraid this box wouldn't 
 stand Arc, long, for all its iron complexi- \ 
 
 ties) — open comes the iron curtain, I say, 
 and here we have the valuables. That's 
 the celel)rated cloak rolled up in that com- 
 partment, just a::-; you sent it to me; and I 
 tliink Ave know of a certain young man who 
 might give something to know what is 
 written on that paper so nicely sewed into 
 the lining. — That was a real woman's dc;- 
 vice. It seems a pity that I knew about it 
 all the time. — The papers in these middle 
 pigeon-holes and in the drawers arc air 
 worth something in their wa}^ I suppose ; 
 though I've not looked over them lately. 
 On that top shelf is your paper — no ! don't 
 trouble yourself to rise just yet — and a 
 pistol. That pistol has cracked more than 
 once over the Elysian Fields at sunrise ; but 
 the law is too sharp for it now, and there it 
 rusts, — loaded. Now I shut the iron cur- 
 tain again, close the door, turn the ke.y, and 
 then — take — the key — all — to — pieces. 
 There ! If any one steals the key from me, 
 well and good. Do you see? The paper 
 containing your secret is locked up there 
 with the paper containing my secret, and 
 we're both perfectly safe while a man of 
 honor holds the secret of the key. Won't 
 you have a little brandy before you go ? " 
 
 I could hear the man rising slowly from 
 his chair, and I heard a heavy sigh ; but he 
 said nothing. 
 
 " Then, if you are determined to be un- 
 sociable, ray good friend, there is nothing 
 more to say." 
 
 " Good-by, sir; good-by." 
 
 " Au revoir." 
 
 Dragging steps resounded in the hall as 
 he went out, and presently the front door 
 opened and shut. 
 
 I knew not vfhat to do. Just enough of 
 the conversation had I understood to make 
 me miserably alive to the danger of my sit- 
 uation ; and a wild hope that my father 
 would leave the house without discovery 
 died of terror when I heard him sauutering 
 measuredly to the veiy window beside which 
 I was stoojjing. 
 
 Involuntarily I closed my eyes and held 
 my breath. He was at the window ; the 
 skirt of his coat grazed my hair. In the 
 full belief that liis angry grasp was descend- 
 ing upon me, I looked up. He had turned 
 the blinds of a shutter, and, with his night- 
 key whirling mechanically on one of his fin- 
 gers, was staring frowniugly at some oliject 
 outside. I could no more have Avithdrawn 
 my eyes from him than a needle could de- 
 tach itself from a magnet, and the intensity 
 of my fascinated gaze magnetically influ- 
 enced him to drop his glance directly upon 
 me. 
 
 His recoil and my terrified starting up 
 were simultaneous; nor did his frightful 
 change of countenance lessen the instinct 
 of self-protection that had brought me spas- 
 modically to my feet. 
 
 " I couldn't help it, sir ! "I cried, hoarsely. 
 " Upon my Avord and sacred honor, I didn't 
 mean to listen at all ! " 
 
 " You yoimg devil! " 
 
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 65 
 
 I turned sick at heart under the baleful 
 glare of his blazing ej^es. 
 " You — young — devil ! " 
 " O sir, upon my word and sacred honor, 
 I didn't mean to do it ! I — I — " 
 
 " Sit down ! " he thundered, pointing, with 
 trembling finger, at the sofa. " Sit down 
 th(!re ! " 
 
 Trembling in every limb, and scarcely 
 breathing, I obej'cd. 
 
 As he looked steadily into my pallid face, 
 the fire in his ej'cs changed into a settled, 
 smouldering glow, and a darkening, like the 
 shadow of a hand, crept slowly over his 
 ■whole countenance. 
 
 "Did you know him, boy?" lie asked 
 the question musingly. 
 
 " I didn't look at him, sir; but I know he 
 ■was the man that was with me in the fire ; 
 and he w^as the one that spoke to me in the 
 street, too." 
 
 He had given me a rallying point for my 
 thoughts, and it made me stronger. 
 
 " How came you in this room, at all?" 
 
 His quiet manner calmed me still more, 
 and I managed to explain that part of the 
 business with tolerable clearness. Eecol- 
 lecting, too, his previous commands to se- 
 crecy in other matters, and thinking to 
 excuse myself still further, I added, — 
 
 "I didn't mean to listen, sir; and I'll 
 never tell anybody what j'ou said." 
 
 Something in that speech went against 
 me. I saw it in his face in a moment. He 
 swept his beard with nervous hand, and 
 looked to the floor for several moments in 
 silence. Finally he asked, — 
 
 " Where's your cap, Master Avery? " 
 
 Eilled with fresh apprehensions, I stam- 
 meringly said that it was hanging in the 
 hall. 
 
 "Very well, sir; then you are all ready 
 to go with me. Eollow me immediately." 
 
 " Oh, where have I got to go? "cried I, 
 miserably. 
 
 "Back to school," he answered, without 
 looking at me; " only back to school." 
 
 I dared not hesitate to follow him into the 
 hall, where he put on his own hat and passed 
 my cap to me ; and we went forth to the 
 street together. 
 
 Sirrah was sweeping the sidewalk, and, 
 after a single glance at us, dropped lier 
 broom and shuffled down the area as though 
 beW'itched. The girls working about the 
 other houses we passed, and such persons as 
 were at the windows, also looked curiously 
 at my father; and I felt unhappily sure that 
 they all knew me to be in disgrace, and 
 yveve wonderingwhat he would do with me. 
 
 Arriving at the first avenue from the 
 house, my father called a cabman, gave him 
 a direction I did not hear, and stepped hastily 
 into the vehicle with me. During the ride 
 he neither spoke to me, nor even looked at 
 me, and when the cab finally stopped at the 
 door of an obscure hotel in Courtlandt street, 
 near the water, he sat abstractedly for some 
 minutes, apparently unconscious that his 
 destination was reached. Einally, on leap- 
 
 ing from the cab, he gave the driver per- 
 emptory orders to see that I did not leave 
 my seat, and I saw him go into the hotel 
 with not the least idea in the world of what 
 he sought there. 
 
 About half an hour went by I should 
 think, and then, to my great astonishment, 
 my father reappeared in the company of Mr. 
 Birch. The latter looked shabbier and 
 more dissipated than when I last saw him, 
 and had a troubled, feverish air of being 
 both unwilling and afraid. 
 
 " Now, Master Avery," called my father, 
 " come out of the cab. You are to go at 
 once with Mr. Birch." 
 
 I stumbled out quickly enough, feeling 
 rather relieved than otherwise, and the 
 school-master took me by the hand in a 
 forced, despairing way. 
 
 "You understand my wishes, Mr. Birch," 
 my Hither said, eying him sternly. "You 
 shall be secured in any event, and I take the 
 whole responsibilit3\" 
 
 " Yes, yes — I understand," muttered the 
 master of Oxford Institute — "I under- 
 stand." 
 
 The ferry-gates were only a short distance 
 ofi'; and, upon looking back, as we passed 
 through them, I saw my father still stand- 
 ing near the cab door, sweeping his bearcT 
 with his jewelled right hand. 
 
 CHAPTER XIV. 
 
 MR. VANE DEVISES A REVENGE. 
 
 It was pleasant to be in the old redl 
 school-house once more, though my school- 
 mates were away, and neither the school- 
 master nor the monitor could be called en- 
 tertaining company for one like myself. It 
 was pleasant to me, principally, because 
 my gentlemanly father was not likely to 
 make his appearance there, and, also, be- 
 cause Elfie was there. 
 
 When I made my way into the silent 
 school-room, expecting to find it deserted, 
 and intending to divert myself in solitude 
 with slate and pencil, the first object that 
 caught my eye was Elfie, who sat quietly 
 sewing, ou a bench near a front window. 
 At his own desk on the platform, pen in 
 hand and paper before him, was Ezekiel 
 Reed ; yet neither indicated any more con- 
 sciousness of the other's presence than if 
 they had been miles apart. The mastei"'s 
 wife, -with glance fixed steadily on her 
 work, gave active signs of life in the motion 
 of her hands only, and the low scr<atching 
 of the monitor's pen was scarcely more 
 assurance of the room's occupancy tlian 
 might have been given to the ear by a 
 gnawing rat behind the surbasc. 
 
 Both must have heard the noise made in 
 the hall by the entrance of Mr. Birch and 
 myself; but my first steps on the school- 
 room floor did not attract t!ie least attention 
 from either, and my immediate impulse to 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 greet Klllc with aery of pleasure died away 
 when I ol),'<erved tliat she did not h)()k at 
 lue. What tlie soiiiul of my coiiiiiii^ liad 
 uot etlected, liowever, the sudden stoppin;; 
 of tliat sound aceoniplished ; for, while I 
 stood irresolutely lookinii; frou) one to the 
 otlier. botli turned their I'aees upon me, and 
 with equal apparent surprise. 
 
 '• l>iltle (Uibun! " exclaimed the monitor. 
 " Whv, I thoughtit was Yaller's boy coming 
 in!" ■ 
 
 Elfie only rested in her work and ques- 
 tioned me with her eyes. 
 
 "How does this happen, Glibuu? " con- 
 tinued Ezekiel Reed, leaning over his desk 
 and surveying me from head to foot, " I 
 thought you were gone for the vacation. 
 Did lather bring you back?" 
 
 "My father made me come back with 
 him," answered I, with a guilty glow on 
 mv cheeks. 
 
 ■" Vv'hy ? " It w^as Elfie asked this. 
 
 " Because he was angry at me for being 
 hi the back parlor ; " and I turned to her as 
 I said it. 
 
 " Don't worry the boy with questions, 
 Ezekiel," interrupted the master, entering 
 the door behind me like some evil spirit, 
 and pushing me aside as he passed to the 
 monitor's side. " Mr. Glibun thought his 
 son would be better off here, for the 
 present, than at home. That is the long 
 and short of it. Master Glibun, go to your 
 bench if you want to. Madam, I'm pleased 
 to see you in this part of the house." 
 
 He tried to say all in a brisk, business- 
 like way ; but the manner was that of one 
 striving to seem at ease when very much 
 exhausted. 
 
 The short, contemptuous nod with which 
 Elfie replied to his last sentence caused a 
 momentary mantling on his sallow cheeks, 
 and his fingers worked uneasily on the lid 
 ■ of the monitor's desk, as he again directly 
 addressed her, — 
 
 "Perhaps, Mrs. Birch, I may take your 
 presence here, with my son, as k sign of 
 better feeling? " 
 
 " You may take it, sir, for what you 
 please," she said, uot looking up from her 
 sewing, and with a seraphic softness of 
 tone strangely at variance with the woi'ds ; 
 " but my purpose in leaving my own 
 room was to spai'e your polite sou the 
 trouble of watching in the hall. Here, 
 where he attends to his own affairs, he can 
 obey your commands and watch his prisoner 
 without inconvenience. The musket, too, 
 is right at hand, here, in case I should at- 
 tempt any violence ! " 
 
 "Mrs. Birch! madam! How dare you 
 treat me in this way? 1 will not bear it! " — 
 He advanced a few paces toward her and 
 leaned a hand against the wall, his voice 
 treml)ling with excitement. — "You knov^ 
 that you arc not doing right. You know 
 that i am a miserable, ruined man, and yet 
 do all you can to put me beside myself! 
 You drive me to desperation, and then 
 taunt me with the effects of it ! What do 
 
 you want? What do you ask? Have I not 
 submilted to ignominy and disgrace in my 
 own house for your imperious will? Ami 
 not a husl)aud without a wife, in the same 
 house with my wife? Do you expect me to 
 bear all my misery without ever once so 
 much as reminding you of it? I will not 
 bear this, I tell you ! I will not — " 
 
 "Father! father!" exclaimed Ezekiel 
 Reed, going to him in haste, and casting an 
 indignant look at the unmoved woman who 
 did not for a moment cease her sewing, nor 
 again look up from it, — " you forget your- 
 self, father; you forget your self-respect. 
 Come away, now, with me. Come, poor 
 father. Tm faithful to you. You're sick and 
 nervous. Come." 
 
 At his caressing touch the master seemed 
 to sink and shrink into a tottering, nerve- 
 less old man, and unresistingly permitted 
 himself to be turned toward the door and 
 slowly led away, shaking his bowed head 
 and pitifully whimpering that he was ruined, 
 ruiued, and wouldn't, wouldn't bear it. 
 • Having gone to my bench when told to 
 do so, I sat looking intensely at my slate 
 while father and son could be heard on their 
 lingering progress up the stairs from the 
 hall. Without particularly understanding 
 what was the matter, I felt sorry for Mr. 
 Birch, and hoped Elfie would tell me at 
 once that she was sorry for him, too. I 
 waited to hear her say so, and still kept my 
 eyes on my slate ; but when several mo- 
 ments had elapsed and she yet kept silence, 
 I ventured to steal a glance at her. 
 
 "Elfie!" 
 
 She raised her head, as though expecting 
 the most ordinary remark, and gave me the 
 old, questioning look. 
 
 " What did you make him cry for, Elfie? " 
 
 An angry look came into her pale face, 
 and she bit her lip with a sharp, hissing 
 sound. 
 
 "You too!" she exclaimed, petulantly, 
 " must you be a spy upon me, too ? " Then, 
 noticing my startled look, she added, more 
 kindly, but still with some impatience : 
 " These are nice scenes for a child, like j'ou, 
 to see, even after what you've seen and 
 heard ever since you were born ! No, Avy ; 
 don't come here. I can't talk to any one to- 
 day. I'm not offended at you, dear; but 
 you'd better go out and play on the hill. 
 See if you can't find me a nice bird-nest. 
 Won't you ? " 
 
 Vaguely conscious of a something between 
 us that had not always been there, and not 
 at all deceived by the bird-nesting device, I 
 straggled ungracefully into llic hall, anil 
 from thence to the open air. I was hardly 
 old enough yet to experience the reasoning 
 and exquisite misery of knowing myself to 
 be unloved, or cared for capriciously, only ; 
 but there is an instinct in the babe — even 
 in the dog — which requires no intellectual 
 process to make the spirit sorrowful in the 
 only solitude thoroughly lonely. I loitered 
 about the field in which the school-house 
 stood, wishing by turns for cook, for my 
 
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 67 
 
 school-fellows, and for Mr. Bond ; until, 
 catching sight of poor Old Yaller, who was 
 splitting wood in the stable-yard, I found 
 somebody to tolerate my childishness at 
 last. 
 
 It was a severe trial for me to be the 
 sole occupant of a room at night; and so 
 little familiar did anything seem to my 
 sensations under such circumstances, that 
 I could not even hold a i-ecoUection of the 
 storied shell-houses in my mind firmly 
 enough to lull the uncomfortable sense of 
 strangeness. Leaping obstinately over the 
 whole interval, my memory refused to be 
 fresh with any later night than my second 
 one at school, and of all Dewitt's nightly 
 words to me, none came back so clearly as 
 his sudden vow to write to his mother. I 
 cannot say that I realized any particular 
 application to myself in those words ; yet 
 they were the remembrance that diverted 
 me gradually from my timidity at being 
 alone, into a peaceful kind of stupor ; and 
 they inexplicably ceased, as it were, to be 
 mere words, and were taking more and 
 more a confused but pleasant bodily shape 
 at my bedside, while I was falling asleep. 
 
 No washing-bell rang in the morning, and 
 I did not awake until Yaller came to rouse 
 me aud deliver a message. 
 
 "Misser Glibun!" he called, from the 
 doorway. "You 'wake, Misser Glibun? 
 Y'ou's to take breakfast down h'yar in the 
 madam's sittin'-room, with Misser Eod'- 
 rick, and Misser Zeek'l, and the madam." 
 
 I knew the room : it was the one in which 
 I had lain while sick. Dressing myself 
 with all speed, aud making a hurried trip 
 to the wash-room for the final touches to 
 my toilet, I duly presented myself at the 
 door of the sitting-room, not sorry to take 
 a vacation meal there, rather than with 
 Y'"aller's rickety and speechless little as- 
 sistant in the kitchen. 
 
 The three were already seated at a neatly- 
 spread table, Elfie presiding at the tray of 
 coflee-cups, and Mr. Birch and Ezekiel on 
 either side. 
 
 " Good-morning to the young Prince of 
 Wales I " was the master's salute to me, 
 Elfie and Ezekiel only nodding to me and 
 then turning their eyes to their plates. 
 " This royal chair's f ' you — for — you," he 
 went on, speaking thickly, and placing a 
 hand on a vacant chair beside him. " Here 
 you are, little Glibby." 
 
 I took the seat in great discomfiture ; for 
 he did not present a reassuring appearance 
 for a breakfast-table. His eyes were blood- 
 shot aud swollen, his hair looked as though 
 it might have been tossed upon his head 
 with a pitchfork, his face was flushed 
 crimson, and one side of his collar was 
 altogether lost behind his stock. From a 
 bottle on the table he went on pouring 
 some pungent yellowish liquid into his 
 coflee-cup, although the latter was already 
 overflowing into the saucer, and while ad- 
 dressing me he spilt much of the stufl" on 
 the cloth. 
 
 Elfie avoided my eye when she helped 
 me, and I soon noticed that she, herself, 
 was eating nothing; but the monitor was 
 eating with apparent ravenousness ; and I 
 thought him the most suitable person to 
 address first. Before I could speak, how- 
 ever, Mr. Birch thrust his bottle across the 
 table, exclaiming, — "Have some, Zeke, — 
 w — won't you?" 
 
 "No, father," aud went on eating faster 
 than ever. 
 
 " Mrs-is Birch ! you'll have't? " 
 
 No answer to this ; or, rather, something 
 more than an answer. 
 
 "Twouoes and no ayes," philosophized 
 the master, recklessly standing the bottle 
 on my plate, and resting his own elbow on 
 the butter-dish, — " two noes and uo ayes : 
 referred back to C'mmittee on Fedel — ou 
 FedelLERal 'lations. Mrs. Birch ! you've 
 no idear, my dear, I fear. Ha — ha ! Have 
 you, now ? Be honesht, mar'am, and tell me 
 — have you, now? No idea what a night 
 I've had. Plenny of brandy, and no com- 
 pany. But ray own thoughts. But my own 
 thoughts, mar'am. Cogito, ergo sum. I 
 thought Mrs. Birch — " 
 
 A knock at the door cut him short, just a^ 
 I made sure that Elfie was about to with- 
 draw from the table. It was a single, con- 
 fident knock, evidently not that of Yaller. 
 At a motion from Ezekiel Heed I slid from 
 my chair and opened the door, when Mr. 
 Allyn Vane, hat in hand, stalked breezily 
 into the room. 
 
 "Mr. Vane!" exclaimed the monitor, 
 half rising from his chair. 
 
 " Mrs. Birch, your servant," said Mr. 
 Vane, bowing to her, and coolly taking the 
 chair I had just left. " Reed, you're look- 
 ing well. Glibun, I thought you'd be at 
 home. Mr. Birch, — excuse me for putting 
 you last, — how are you, sir? " 
 
 The school-master stared at him. Elfie 
 arose at once and went to the window. 
 
 "You're surprised to see me back so 
 soon, I suppose, Mr. Birch, and Reed ; but 
 I will explain. I found my friends in 
 Brooklyn just getting read}^ as luck would 
 have it, to go down to the sea-shore ; and 
 as my finances would not permit me to share 
 in that sort of dissipation, I hardly knew 
 what to do with myself. Finally, though, 
 it occurred to me that I might as well come 
 back here again and try a spell of rubbing 
 up my Greek. I expected to find no one 
 but Old Yaller here, and, of course, am 
 agreeably surprised." 
 
 Still Mr. Birch stared speechlessl}', and 
 Mrs. Birch looked out of the window. 
 
 "Will you have any breakfast, Mr. 
 Vane?" asked Ezekiel Reed, mechanically. 
 
 "I breakfasted in Newark, thank you, 
 before hiring a team and driver to bring me 
 up. Don't let me interrupt you, however, 
 gentlemen. Yaller told me you were here; 
 so I took the liberty of coming up." 
 
 " You're a scoundrel, sir ! " burst with 
 great vehemence from the school-master. 
 
 " And you're a good judge, Mr. Birch, — 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 if you happen to be pretty tlriink aiul near a 
 mirror," retorted Vaue, ^vith ready inso- 
 lence. 
 
 Tlie monitor sprang from liis chair; but 
 Ellie was quicker than lie, and confronted 
 tlie teacher of the classics with a sudden- 
 ness that seemed supernatural. 
 
 "What do you mean?" she exclaimed, 
 pale as death and passionately clenching 
 her hands, — " What do you mean by address- 
 ing my husband thus, in my presence — you 
 insolent — servant ! Leave the room ! " 
 
 He changed color, stammered an inco- 
 herent apology, and arose from his seat. 
 
 " Leave the room! " 
 
 Her Hashing eyes drove him through the 
 doorway as a flame might drive a feather. 
 
 Sir. Birch, somewhat sobered by the ex- 
 plosion, had managed to gain his feet, and 
 stood leaning, with one hand upon the 
 table, in a state of maudlin confusion. He 
 comprehended only enough of what had so 
 quickly happened to perceive that his wife 
 had taken his part, and tried to put his dis- 
 engaged hand upon her shoulder. 
 
 She shrank from him, and, as he com- 
 menced whimpering at the repulse, waved 
 Ezekiel Kecd and me impatiently to the 
 door. 
 
 " Go, both of you," she said, imperiously ; 
 " I will take cai'e of this man." 
 
 We went out immediately and silently, 
 the door closing after us as though drawn 
 with a spring ; and while the monitor took 
 his way thoughtfully to the stable, intend- 
 ing to ride to the parsonage at Milton, I 
 left him on the shell-path and started for a 
 ramble up the hill. So accustomed was I 
 to scenes of passion, that to escape from 
 one of them was to care about it no more. 
 
 The school-house, as I have already 
 stated, stood in a lot, or field, at the foot 
 of a hill. The latter began its ascent just 
 beyond the stable, and bore grass, only, 
 for some thirty yards. At that distance, 
 however, a thick wood commenced and the 
 ascent was more positive. Looking up to 
 this wood, from the field, it seemed to reach 
 and cover the summit, great piles of gray 
 rock staring outj here and there, all the 
 way up, and suggesting insurmountable ob- 
 stacles to any human attempt at scaling the 
 height. The fellows had been allowed the 
 freedom of the grassy slope, from which 
 a just-discernible footpath wound up 
 amongst tlie trunks of the rising trees be- 
 yond ; but the decided command of Mr. 
 Bond and certain frightful stories of snakes 
 from Old Yaller, deterred any one from 
 trespassing further than the edge of the 
 Avoods. I had never cared to play on the 
 hill-side at all, being influenced to prefer the 
 house-lawn and stable-yard by Strelght and 
 Dewitt, w'ho always declared that there 
 was something mean about a mountain 
 that a fellow couldn't climb. Often, how- 
 ever, had I looked toward the rocky sum- 
 mit witli childish speculation as to its 
 pro))abl(' wonders, and, after pausing on the 
 slope tiiat morning to see Ezekiel Heed 
 
 ride moodily out to the road on the gray 
 horse, it came into my head to follow the 
 footpath into the woods and see how far I 
 could climb. 
 
 A single companion might have frightened 
 me from the attempt by a very little snake 
 talk ; but, having no one to suggest ingenious 
 perils to me, the instinct of adiventui'e made 
 me bold to explore, and confident in self- 
 protection. It was a question with me 
 from that day, whether fear is not purely a 
 result of association ; whether it is not a 
 contagion spontaneous in communities, or 
 suggested to the instinct by their herding 
 together, rather than an inherent individual 
 quality independent of extraneous creative 
 influence ; whether its prominence in chil- 
 dren, sheep, deer, and evolves is not as 
 much owing to the chronic herding of such 
 creatures with their kinds, as its absence 
 from manly men, dogs, tigers, and lions 
 may be attributable to singleness of de- 
 pendence? Whatever the truth of the 
 idea may be, the thought of daring the 
 wooded and snaky steep that morning- 
 came of my being all alone, and I clambered 
 in amongst the forbidden shades with a 
 little less than mischievous intent to do it 
 because I never had done it. 
 
 The path narrowly marked in a trail 
 of beaten grass wound snakishly upward 
 between the trees farthest apart, and I made 
 my way vigorously enough ahead until a 
 huge boulder of rock seemed to stand direct- 
 ly across my road. A second look, however, 
 showed me that the path made a turn around 
 one mossy end of it, and with renewed 
 ardor I followed the turn and was agreeablj^ 
 surprised, on passing the rock, to find my- 
 self arrived at a bit of open table-laud some 
 yards in width, beyond which the trees 
 resumed their upward march. The path 
 across this clear space, and into the 
 shade again, was considerably wider than 
 the part I had traversed, and revealed yel- 
 low sand and gi'avel here and there, as 
 though rills from showers had washed it. 
 I was trying to brush the grass-stains from 
 my knees, preparatory to going on, when, to 
 my great astonishment and alarm, I heard 
 my name called, — 
 
 " Young Glibun! " 
 
 It was not unpleasantly said. In fact, it 
 was lazily said, and from near by. I looked 
 in the direction of the unexpected sound, 
 and beheld Mr. Vane stretched luxuriously 
 upon the fallen trunk of a withered tree, his 
 head supported upon a hand and elbow, a 
 cigar in his mouth, and a handkerchief 
 tlu'own loosely over his head and brow to 
 keep oflTthe glare of the sun. 
 
 " What on earth brings you up here, 
 youngster?" he asked, removing his cigar 
 for a moment. 
 
 "Nothing," said I, hesitatingly, "only I 
 thought I'd come." 
 
 " AVell, that Avas pretty near my own 
 reason for coming," remarked he, with a 
 laugh, " and I shouldn't wonder if we were 
 both more welcome up here than we were 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 CO 
 
 ilown there. Since we're so near alike that 
 fai", suppose you come and sit Avith me 
 a Avliile. I want to have a little talk with 
 you." 
 
 His inviting manner made me willing to 
 do what he asked ; for, although I did not 
 feel much real respect for him, his position 
 of superiority as teacher compelled me to 
 regard him as one whose attentions must do 
 me some honor. 
 
 "Now, Glibun," said he, when I had 
 seated myself on the turf near him, " I want 
 to know how it happens that you and Mr. 
 Birch are up here, instead of in New York ? " 
 
 " My father told him to bring me back," 
 I responded, not caring to be more explicit. 
 
 " Cutting capers, eh? " 
 
 " No, sir," said I, uneasily. 
 
 He looked at me through the smoke, with 
 one eye just far enough closed to indicate a 
 quizzical doubt. 
 
 " Oh, well," he drawled, "I suppose it's 
 all riglit. You're about as much of a 
 curiosity, in your wa3', as everything else 
 down yonder is, in its way. I may be just 
 as queer to you, too, and I daresay I am. — 
 Why, what's this coming? A cow? " 
 
 A rustling, trampling sound came sharply 
 from behind the boulder, and, as Mr. Vane 
 sat up, and I got up, a human figure came 
 running into view. 
 
 It was Eltie ! Without hat or shawl, 
 with her light hair flying in the breeze, her 
 face white and distorted, and her hands out- 
 spread before her, she came flying up the 
 path like one pursued by death to death. 
 Catching sight of us, she stopped short. 
 
 "Mrs. Birch, for Heaven's sake what is 
 the matter ? " exclaimed Mr. Vane, rising 
 from the fallen tree, and losing all his care- 
 lessness in a pallor scarcely less than hers. 
 
 Panting, and with her colorless lips apart, 
 she looked at him like some timid creature 
 at bay. 
 
 " Mrs. Birch, I — I am alarmed ! " 
 
 "You — again!" she panted, dropping 
 her hands to her side, and then suddenlj^ 
 clasping them behind her head. "You — 
 again ! " 
 
 " You are ill?" 
 
 He approached her nervously as he spoke, 
 and held out his arms as if to catch her 
 should she fall. 
 
 " Try to be composed. Upon my honor I 
 am your true friend. Let me help j'ou to a 
 seat until you are better." 
 
 She groaned and let her hands drop 
 again, and he led her to the tree unresist- 
 ingly. 
 
 "There, sit there," he said, pityingly, 
 "and, if you wish it, the boy and I will 
 leave you. That is, if you Avill not tell us 
 what has caused this." 
 
 "O me! O me! O me ! " she moaned, 
 rocking herself to and fro, wringing one 
 hand within the other and staring at the 
 ground. 
 
 "What is the matter?" he asked, vehe- 
 raeutlj^ looking down upon her, and keep- 
 ing me back with a gesture. 
 
 A fierce, terrified glance about her, and 
 then the rocking and moaning again. 
 
 "Glibun," said Mr. Vane "to uie, mcas- 
 uredly, " Mrs. Birch appears to be very ill. 
 Hurry down to the house, and tell Yaller to 
 go to Milton for Doctor Pilgrim, instantly ! " 
 " He struck me ! " burst in a hoarse shriek 
 from her lips. " That man struck me ! " 
 
 "Your husband?" exclaimed Mr. Vane, 
 starting back. " Then he shall answer for 
 it this moment ! " 
 
 "Stop!"— The word rooted him to the 
 spot — "I had an avenger. His own de- 
 graded menial, his negro, struck him to the 
 ground before my eyes ! " She threw back 
 her head and laughed in a dreadful way. 
 " You would not have done it." 
 
 The taunt restored him to himself at once, 
 and he even smiled as he folded his arms 
 and took an easy, natural attitude. 
 
 " Glibun, hand me my hat from the grass, 
 there, will you?" 
 
 I got it for him, and he placed it negli- 
 gently on his head. 
 
 " Mrs. Birch, you are always so compli- 
 mentary to me, "that I cannot think of any 
 new form of acknowledgment. In this case 
 at least, however, I have in no way intruded 
 upon you, and still you appear to feel re- 
 sentful at some impertinence." 
 
 She arose from the ftillen tree and pressed 
 her palms to her temples as though to ease 
 some throbbing pain. 
 
 "Can I never, never be alone? Must 
 you" — and she looked him suddenly in the 
 face — "always come between me and the 
 last refuge of misery? You! who have 
 even turned that child's heart against me I " 
 
 I was about to assure her that no one had 
 done that; but he pulled me back before I 
 could utter a word, and motioned me still 
 further back with his hand. 
 
 "Madam," he said, retui'ning her look, 
 "you visit upon me the resentment you 
 feel against the man who has misused you. 
 I have never, intentionally, given you the 
 least ofience, and am not disposed to bear 
 more of your unprovoked insults without 
 the protest demanded by self-respect and — " 
 
 "Why don't you strike me then, too? 
 Why don't you strike me? " she interrupted, 
 smiling an instant and then glaring at him 
 with insane Avildness. 
 
 " — without the protest demanded by 
 self-i'espect and a proper sense of the justice 
 that even a woman should be compelled — 
 that is the woixl, Mrs. Birch — compelled to 
 observe. You cannot frigliten me now, as 
 you have done before this, by going into 
 paroxysms of raving madness. I have a 
 great advantage over you now; for I am 
 perfectly calm and you are perfectly — 
 otherwise. Consequently, Mrs. Birch, you 
 may as well give up the contest." 
 
 He eyed her so intently that she dropped 
 her own gaze, and went on, — 
 
 " Let me propose a point of compromise. 
 You hate that man down there. You wish 
 to be revenged upon him, — oh, I know it ! — 
 and thirst I'or a potent scheme; some- 
 
70 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 thini? to wring bis heart as he has wrung 
 
 yours!" 
 
 yiie raised her eyes slowly to his fiicc 
 again, and drew a long, audible breath. 
 
 "Anything but murder!" she said, in a 
 low. concent rated tone. 
 
 •• Walk with me to that rock, then." 
 
 Slie moved gratlually away beside him to 
 the place he had indicated, and when they 
 8toiipcd where the footpath turncii, I marked 
 him addressing her again. lie bent his head 
 to her, apparently speaking with great vehe- 
 mence, and seemed to oUer his hand; but I 
 saw her make no motion to take it. Then 
 he spoke anew, witli several gestures toward 
 the foot of the hill, and once more put out 
 his hand; and she took it. Scarcely had 
 she done so, however, when she threw it 
 from her, and disappeared around the turn- 
 ing without another look at him. 
 
 Tic stood with his back to me for several 
 moments, and leaned against the rock. 
 
 lie will tell me, now, what she said, 
 thought I ; for his familiar manner with me 
 led me to expect almost as much confidence 
 as Gwin Le Rlons or Dewitt might have 
 given me under similar circumstances of 
 trial. 
 
 " Glibun, come on down with me, now. 
 It will not do for you to climb anj^ farther 
 to-day." 
 
 I went to where he stood, thinking that 
 he spoke very composedly for one who had 
 been treated so badly, and intending to learn 
 from him whether Eltie Avas sick. 
 
 " What made her that way, Mr. Vane? " 
 inquired I, taking the hand he held out to 
 me. 
 
 "Glibun," said Mr. Vane, " you haven't 
 got a match with you, of course? Well, no 
 matter about it ; I may as well throw this 
 cigar away, at any i-ate. Toddle along 
 now, or we shall have Mr. Reed coming to 
 look for us." 
 
 CHAPTER XV. 
 
 / REACB THE SU3Ii[IT. 
 
 It was about five o'clock in the afternoon 
 when the monitor returned from the vil- 
 lage ; and, as I was sprawling upon the grass 
 near the gate, with a book, when he called 
 for Yaller to come and take care of the 
 horse, I saw fit to join him in the stable- 
 yard and inform him that the black had dis- 
 appeared from the place. This necessitated 
 some explanation, which I volunteered with- 
 out his asking. lu short, I told him that 
 Yaller had struck Mr. Birch in the breakfast- 
 room for striking Mrs. Birch, and had not 
 been seen since. 
 
 My narration must have been next door to 
 incoherent for a stranger, and I doubt that 
 it conveyed a very distinct impression of 
 the logic of what had happened to Ezekiel 
 Kced ; but, with his hand on the saddle from 
 which he Jiad just tlescended, he heard me 
 through in silence, and made uo other inci- 
 
 dental commentary than by slowly shaking 
 his head and picking nervously at the 
 leather. 
 
 " Is Mrs. Birch in the house?" he asked, 
 glancing thoughtfully thither. 
 
 I said that I supposed so, tliough I had 
 not seen her since my return from discover- 
 ing Mr. Vane on the hill. 
 
 " Is he in the house? " 
 
 " There he is ; " and I pointed to the figure 
 of the classical teacher tilted back on a 
 chair in the front doorway. 
 
 " I see him," said the monitor, looking 
 that way again with a delicate but very ex- 
 pressive frown. " lie is reading, I suppose. 
 If Yaller is really gone, you cannot have had 
 any dinner? " 
 
 1 answered in the negative, and was very 
 glad to have him think of that ; for hunger 
 was beginning to make me feel quite uncom- 
 fortable. 
 
 " Wait here until I attend to the hoi'se." 
 
 He took oti" the saddle, led the animal into 
 the stable, hastily poured some corn into 
 the feed-trough, and then motioned for me 
 to follow him through the gate and up to the 
 school-house. 
 
 Mr. Vane arose to give him passage, and 
 seemed inclined to speak; but Ezekiel Keed 
 looked steadily past him with a rigidity of 
 manner not to be mistaken, and entered the 
 hall as though he had not seen him. 
 
 "Withers!" called Ezekiel, in a loud 
 voice. 
 
 There was a sound of bare feet upon 
 stairs, and presently the door under the 
 stairway opened and the miserable kitcheu- 
 boy appeared. 
 
 " Put whatever there is to eat upon the 
 table in the kitchen," said Ezekiel Reed, 
 with anewair of authority about him, " and 
 let the teacher and Master Glibun take 
 supper there. If I do uot come down in a 
 few minutes, you come up to me, and I'll 
 tell you if anything is wanted up there." 
 
 The little scullion vanished from sight 
 like an imp in a pantomime, and the moni- 
 tor, with his hat still upon his head, mounted 
 the stairs. Even uow, when I recall most 
 plainly his appearance in so doing, I can 
 scarcely decide whether his bearing evinced 
 an inflexible indignation at the continued 
 presence of Mr. Vane on the premises, or 
 betokened au utterly dazed state of mind 
 fi'om the interpretation he had intuitively 
 given to my disjointed report. Certainly 
 his demeanor, from the time of unsaddling 
 the horse, was either very deliberate or 
 wholly mechanical, I can't say which. 
 
 I had heard him walk the second floor and 
 turn into the room where he had l)reakfasted, 
 wlien Mr. Vane called my attention to him- 
 self by throwing his book upon the school 
 dining-table very petulantly. 
 
 "Pooh!" said he, looking up the stairs 
 irritably, and snapping his fingers, " you'll 
 have better reason for this sort of thing yet, 
 my young i)reacher ! Come, Glibun, let's go 
 down and liave a pick at the bones. We 
 needn't fast because the rest of the people 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIllES. 
 
 71 
 
 in this old lunatic asylum of a house choose 
 to do so." 
 
 I said, very truly, that I was very hungry, 
 and followed him down to the gloomy 
 kitchen witli an appetite for whatever might 
 be found edible there. My companion 
 seemed that way allected, also ; and, al- 
 though cold beef, bread, and milk were 
 chief in the slipshod array of the kitchen- 
 table, and the aspect of the deserted Withers 
 was not calculated to stimulate the gastric 
 juices, we both made a meal too hearty to 
 admit of conversation, and returned to the 
 hall again not much humbled by the rather 
 ignominious circumstances of our banquet. 
 
 The monitor was descending the stairs as 
 we emerged from under them, and paused 
 upon the last step to hand Mr. Vane a 
 folded sheet of note-paper. His girlish face 
 Avas flushed, and his eyes, without losing 
 their habitual gentleness, were sharp with 
 the light of a strong feeling. 
 
 The teacher of the classics took the paper 
 as lazily as though it had been a Ian, and, 
 throwing one knee over a corner of the ta- 
 ble, proceeded leisurely to pull it open. 
 
 " Oh, of course," said he, glancing it over 
 with perfect coolness, "I expected this: — 
 'Your services, as teacher of the classics at 
 this school, are no longer required. The 
 occurrences of this morning render it' — urn 
 — um — and so on. Yes, I see. You ap- 
 pear to have written this writ of ejectment 
 youi"self, Mr. Reed ? " 
 
 " jMy father requested me to do so. He 
 is too sick to-day to sit up," answered the 
 other; adding, with a resolute look, "He 
 could not have asked me to do a thing I 
 would sooner do." 
 
 " That remark is quite gratuitous," said 
 Mr. Vane, turning on his heel and taking 
 his hat from a chair. "I shall not be here 
 to-morrow morning, and must charge you 
 with my parting respects. Should your papa 
 be asleep when you see -him agaiu, don't 
 wake him on purpose, but I shall not excuse 
 you if j'ou fail to inform Mrs. Birch that I 
 leave my P. P. C. for her with my compli- 
 ments." 
 
 He laughed mockiuglj^, and added, — " I'll 
 take a parting stroll on the hill, now. For 
 the novelty and exercise of the thing I shall 
 walk to Newark this time, starting, say, at 
 three o'clock in the morning, to have it cool 
 all the way. You may not mind my sleep- 
 ing here in the hall on a chair, until I do 
 start?" 
 
 The monitor made no reply, but turned 
 abruptly and went upstairs agaiu. There- 
 npon, Mr. Vane tossed his hat upon his 
 head, and, whistling the air of some song, 
 sauntered out into the rich glow of the sun- 
 set. If he was going upon the hill, I want- 
 ed to go too, and I walked quietly after him 
 as far as the picket-fence ; but there he 
 forbade my following further, saying that he 
 wished to be alone, and would soon be back ; 
 and I stood and saw him ci'oss the stable- 
 yard, traverse the grassy slope, and disap- 
 pear amongst the trees, on the footpath. 
 
 Like a troubled little ghost in the grounds 
 of some deserted house, I wandered back 
 and forth from the hall to the lawn, until 
 night had closed in and the fire-flies began to 
 sparkle in every direction like the ends of 
 so many spectral cigars ; and then I crawled 
 timidly up to bed. 
 
 How I slept ! I was still at the gate of 
 the world, only; notwithstanding all that 
 had swept hotly out, and around nie and 
 back again, and taken mould of me in pass- 
 ing. I was only at the gate j'.et, looking 
 through now and then at some distempered 
 scene and interested in one no longer than it 
 took another to get ready for me. So, with 
 the last scene of the strange show fading 
 into the distant blur of its predecessor, and 
 leaving no other impression npon me than 
 a disinclination to talk, I slept dreamlessly 
 where one within the gate would have 
 dreamed sleeplessly. 
 
 Nor was my waking unworthy such a 
 sleep, for the sun in his gentlest hour touched 
 my eyelids as softly as a timid young prince, 
 in the first day of his assured royalty, 
 might touch the brow of him in whose first 
 upward look he would catch the full trust of 
 a willing allegiance. It was the pleasantest 
 of all my wakings at school because it grew 
 naturally like a blossom from the night and 
 drew me unconsciously from the silence of 
 darkness to the silence of light. Filled with 
 the radiance of the morning 1 sprang bois- 
 terously from my cot, and scarcely had a 
 thought until I found myself dressed and on 
 the way to the stairs. Then the perfect 
 stillness of the house struck me and awoke 
 my first thought, that it must be Sunday. 
 That can't be, though, either, reflected I, for 
 yesterday was not Saturday ; and the thought 
 and the reflection together kept me inertly 
 confused as I passed down through the front 
 hall and out to the wash-room, and heard no 
 sounds on the way. On my return, after 
 my usual ablutions and hair-brushing, it 
 occurred to me that there was something 
 sti'ange in the front door standing wide 
 open ; something peculiar in the noise my 
 feet made; something vaguely diflereut 
 from yesterday in everything. 
 
 Involuntarily subduing my tread, and 
 wondering if Mr. Vane had gone yet, I 
 went up to the room on the second floor, 
 where I had breakfasted the day before, and 
 tapped upon the door. No response followed ; 
 so I tapped again, more loudly ; and again. 
 Finally I turned the knob and walked cau- 
 tiously in. No one was there; the table 
 stood just as it did when I saw it last, with 
 the soiled plates, cups on their sides, and 
 remnants of the meal stiU upon it. A chintz 
 pillow from a lounge was lying on the floor, 
 and in some way gave me the idea that some 
 one had slept on the carpet during the 
 night. There I stood, looking at it, when 
 quick, scraping steps sounded from the hall 
 below, as though some one had entered the 
 house In great haste, and was rushing fran- 
 tically back and forth. 
 
 I turned to fly to my own room, with 
 
AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 some va.iciio notion of robbers, when my 
 alarm l)ocame positive at the unexpected 
 siijht of Kzekiel Kccd, who, with his jiohlen 
 liair in all tlie disorder of his pillow, and his 
 face white as that pillow, stood just iuside 
 the door ])ehindme. 
 
 "Oh, Avhat is that noise!" I exclaimed, 
 doubly nliViiihted by his look. 
 
 "Hush! Hush!" he whispered, sharply, 
 and with an aspect of breathless listening 
 that brought midnight to the room. 
 
 Tlic sound of a door swung violently 
 open. — the door of the school-room; and 
 those frantic footsteps in among the benches 
 and back again. 
 
 "Gone ! all gone I " came a hoarse, cracked 
 voice up the stairs. " Gone ! " it burst forth 
 again, with the sound of some one leaping 
 up the stairway like a frightened and heavy 
 animal. " Gone ! all gone! " 
 
 With a panted " O God, have mercy ! " the 
 monitor moved quickly back from the door, 
 dragging me with him, and a frightful figure 
 burst into the room. 
 
 " Gone ! gone ! gone ! " 
 
 Each syllable was like the aimless blow 
 from a maniac's knife, and came through 
 lips trickling threads of blood over a quiv- 
 ering chin. The raving, livid creature was 
 the school-master, a bandage tied about his 
 head, and his dress bestrewn with carpet- 
 lint and wisps of hay. In one hand trem- 
 bled a piece of white paper torn nearly 
 across, while with his other hand he grasped 
 and wrenched at the bosom of his shirt. 
 
 '•Do you know? do you know?" he 
 howled, confronting his cowering son, and 
 shaking the paper with fiercest vehemence, 
 "all is gone! The horse and wagon! — 
 and the gun ! Gone ! Stolen ! all gone ! " 
 
 He wrenched at his shirt so madly that 
 his cheeks grew purple and the last word 
 sounded like a shriek of strangulation. 
 
 " Father, dear father," murmured Ezekiel 
 Reed, with trembling and colorless lips, 
 " what has happened? " 
 
 "Happened?" screamed the miserable 
 school-master, bursting into tears which 
 seemed fairly to spring from his red and 
 swollen eyes, — "Happened? Dishonor! 
 Ruin! She has gone! Stolen away with 
 that incarnate devil I " 
 
 "Oh!" came like the bursting of a 
 broken heart from Ezekiel Keed, as he 
 staggered, and fell upon a chair. 
 
 "Read what she left me — left on my 
 fiice hei-e while I was asleep ; " raved the 
 other," stretching the paper half-way to- 
 ward him, and then furiously tearing it to 
 pieces. — "No! you shan't read it! No 
 one shall. And the gun gone ! Look at me, 
 with my head broken by a nigger, for her! 
 I struck her, did I ? That was why ! " 
 
 He stooped to the floor and began pick- 
 ing up the pieces of paper, moaning as he 
 did so. 
 
 I dared not move, and could only realize 
 that Ellic Jiad gone somewhere, and that 
 the old nnisket was lost from ovcrthe stove 
 in the school-rooia. 
 
 He was down ui)on one knee on the floor 
 at last, picking up tlie pieces, and dropping 
 them as fast, and still moaning misenil)ly. 
 
 Ezekiel Heed's right arm was along the 
 back of the cliair, and his head resting on 
 it, while his face, which was toward me, 
 looked like the sickness before deatli. 
 
 " Go away," he said, faiutl}', and without 
 moving. " Go, go." 
 
 Trembling at I knew not what, I went 
 from the room on tiptoe, and hurried 
 wildly downstairs, the moans sounding 
 aflVightingly in my ears until I reached the 
 open air. 
 
 Going around the school-house to the 
 rear, which contained the kitchen, I found 
 the wretched little scullion cleaning knives 
 on a board placed upon a reversed barrel, 
 and entertaining himself with a very dole- 
 ful sort of mixed humming and whistling 
 as he worked. Always a shabby, sick- 
 looking, tow-headed little nondescript was 
 he, in baggy blue overalls and a marvel- 
 lously creased sack of a linen coat, and had 
 I met him elsewhere than in a school-house 
 he would have been a wonder to me. In a 
 school-house, though, I believed that all 
 things must be dift'erent from things in 
 other houses, and the spectacle of a negro 
 and a shabby boy doing all the menial work 
 of " Oxford Institute " might be in accord- 
 ance with the general custom of boarding- 
 scliools. At any rate. Withers appeared to 
 me in the light of a very inferior servant, — 
 something infinitely below Yaller, even, — 
 and a quite definite instinct made ray 
 manner toward him a continual assumption 
 of superior gentility. This may seem 
 strange when it is remembered what ray 
 enforced companionship at home had been, 
 and that I never could have been trained to 
 any kind of personal pride ; but I put down 
 the fact here because it icas a fact, and am 
 rather disgusted with myself at tlie irre- 
 pressible complacency I feel in so doing. 
 Benvenuto Cellini, in his famous and every 
 way curious autobiography, confesses to 
 follies of the most extravagant kind, and 
 even to murder, with all the pride a perfect 
 hero might feel in franklj' owning his own 
 most creditable prowess ; but after relating 
 what is perhaps the only thoroughly good 
 incident in his wliole story, — his conipelling 
 one of his servant-men, who had ill-used a 
 girl, to wed the latter, — he makes a merit 
 of that confession to prove that he honestly 
 tells the bad as well as the good of his life ! 
 With such an illustrious specimen of in- 
 stinctive moral perversit.v 1)efore my mind's 
 eye, I certainly feel less accusation of 
 personal eccentricity in making my own ad- 
 mission Just as I do. Its explanation I 
 leave to the philosophers. 
 
 When I saw the scullion cleaning those 
 knives, however, and sinudtaneously real- 
 ized the two facts, that he and I were on 
 an equality, for the time being, as related to 
 our elders in the house, and that I was very 
 hungrj', — tiiere came upon me a strong 
 disposition to be friendly with him. 
 
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 73 
 
 "Withers," said I, "you'd better get me 
 some brealifast. Mr. Birch is awful mad 
 upstairs, and I don't thiuli there'll be any 
 breakfast up there." 
 
 " Oh goll}', ;Yhat a row it is ! " squeaked 
 Withers, dropping the kuife he was clean- 
 ing and entering into the boy-with-boy 
 spirit immediately. " Old Yaller's flew the 
 track; and Mr. Vane and the madam 
 runned oS" in the night with the horse and 
 wagon ; and Mr. Birch slashing around in 
 the stable with a towel on his eye. He 
 asked me if I'd seen her," continued With- 
 ers, suddenly lowering his tone and looking 
 at me mysteriously. " Wanted to know if 
 I see Mr. Vane? I told him no; and then he 
 cut out to the stable again like sixty ! 
 jings!" 
 
 Ills manner was becoming too familiar, 
 even for the privileges of the occasion. 
 There was no possible connection between 
 the domestic misfortunes of the family and 
 the tassel on my cap; and when Withers 
 followed his summary of the former by en- 
 tering easily into a minute handling and 
 examination of the latter, I severely desired 
 him to give me something to eat, and am 
 afraid that I called it " grub." 
 
 Shortly thereafter, I was going across the 
 grassy slope, geography in hand, and up 
 through the trees and brush to Mr. Vane's 
 bower, intent upon making a luxurj' of 
 stud3^ in that romantic retreat, and learning 
 the exact number of inhabitants in Kam- 
 schatka. Arriving at the fallen tree, I 
 stretched myself at full length on the grass, 
 with my book before me, and was quickl}^ 
 upon my travels through Northern Europe, 
 where gold, silver, platina, aud precious 
 stones do abound. Feeling somewhat tired 
 when I got to Lapland, whose " inhabitants 
 never use profane language, and observe the 
 Sabbath very strictly," I thought it a good 
 place for a nap, and took one. Awaking 
 from that, much refreshed, I took a sharp 
 turn and pushed for Stockholm, which has a 
 safe and commodious harbor, aud an exten- 
 sive trade. At Stockholm, the royal palace, 
 aud the hangar, or great iron warehouse, 
 attracted my particular attention ; but the 
 huge size of the latter, aud the monotony 
 of its contents, bored me so much, that I 
 tried another nap before it. 
 
 Thus travelling and uapping, I took no 
 account of time, and was very much sur- 
 prised when a sudden coolness of the air 
 and a rapid lessening of the light upon my 
 book made it seem as though evening were 
 coming on. Closing the geography in haste, 
 and looking upward, I saw that the cool- 
 ness and the fading light were the efl'ects 
 of a vast black cloud across the sun ; and 
 Avhile I gazed, a sharp, momentary puff of 
 wind smote the tops of the trees in a way 
 that brought a shower of leaves about my 
 head. 
 
 The warning was sufficient. Tucking the 
 
 book into the bosom of my jacket, and fixing 
 
 my cap firmly in its place, I hurried down 
 
 the shadowy hill-side for the school-house, 
 
 10 
 
 strongly impressed with the idea, that the 
 storm Avas coming after, at a pace audibly 
 quickening with my own. It was, therefore, 
 with some mortification, that I saw the sun 
 shining out clearly again, just as I crossed 
 the stable-yard; and the faint rumbling of 
 distant thunder did not change the belief 
 that I had been needlessly frightened. 
 
 At the gate, Ezekiel Reed passed me with- 
 out notice ; but I inferred, from his Bible- 
 class books under his arm, and the umbrella 
 in his hand, that he was going on foot to 
 the Milton parsonage, and expected rain on 
 the way. He still looked really ill, and I 
 should have asked some questions as to that, 
 had he not so positively repelled me by his 
 stiff, abstracted manner of going by. 
 
 I went on to the wooden steps before the 
 front door, which remained wide open as 
 before, aud, seating myself on the lower one, 
 devoted myself once more to the varied 
 excitements of geography. 
 
 Again I was interrupted by the darkening 
 of the page, and, as I glanced up toward the 
 crest of the hill, a volume of thunder seemed 
 to break from a heavy bank of clouds rising 
 above it, and fall cracking and tumbling 
 amongst the rocks. The awfnl sound had 
 scarcely died away, when I heard heavy 
 steps on the hall-stairs behind me, and knew 
 that the school-master was coming down. 
 An impulse to evade his notice was too late 
 in defining itself; for, before I could slip 
 from before the door, he had caught sight of 
 me and called my name. Mechanically re- 
 sponding "Sir?" I remained where I was, 
 and observed, as he came out to me, that he 
 wore his hat over the bandage, and carried 
 a large cane. His appearance, in fact, all 
 rumpled and disordered as his dress and 
 hair were, would have been ludicrous to a 
 stranger ; but to me, with my partial com- 
 prehension of what he had suflered, it was 
 half pitiable, half frightful. 
 
 " Well, Master Glibun, these are lonely 
 aud hungry times for you," he said, rolling 
 his hot-looking eyes from the clouding sky 
 to me, and trying to speak naturallj^ "I 
 didn't expect to find j'ou so near the house ; 
 but it's all the better. I want you to take a 
 walk with me before supper." 
 
 " Isn't it going to rain, sir?" asked I, as 
 the thunder rolled again over our heads. 
 
 " Only a passing shower," he responded, 
 in the same forced way, scraping a groove 
 in the sod with his cane. "A few drops 
 won't hurt us. We're neither sugar nor salt, 
 and we won't melt. It's up that hill we're 
 going." 
 
 " I've been there," said I, gaining cour- 
 age. 
 
 " When? what do you mean? " 
 
 In some confusion I told him that I had 
 been there once with Mr. Vane, and once 
 alone. 
 
 He drove his stick into the gi'ouud at my 
 mention of that name and gave me a savage 
 look, but recovered himself directl3\ 
 
 " 'I'hat's only a short distance up, my 
 boy," he said. " I'll take you to the top 
 
74 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; Oil, 
 
 this tiiiH'-, to the suniiuU, where j'ou can 
 see the New York steeples." 
 
 " Can you see m\' father's house, too?" 
 
 lie looked savaj^ely at nie again, and again 
 recollected himself. 
 
 '• No, you can't see that." 
 
 This negative did not lessen my ■willing- 
 ness to go with him; and when he started 
 down tlie shell-path and called me to follow, 
 I obeyed readily. 
 
 Instead of crossing tlic slope, however, 
 as 1 thought he would, Mr. Birch stalked 
 down the stalile-yard to the road, and along 
 the latter in tlie direction of the little village 
 
 of O . He made no repl}^ when 1 asked 
 
 liim if that was the right road, but walked 
 quickly on ahead to where there was an 
 opening in the waj'side bushes, and a grass- 
 grown wagon-track branched up that side 
 of the hill. Taking me by the hand there, 
 and turning from the road, he silently began 
 the ascent with me; thunder continually 
 muttering overhead, and clouds obscuring 
 more and more of the sky. 
 
 Our way was tortuous and toilsome 
 through an uplifted wilderness of trees and 
 rocks ; sometimes running steeply over a 
 mossy ledge, and sometimes gravelly and 
 pebbly as the bed of a lost stream. The 
 increasing wildness of the scene, as turn 
 after turn revealed new eternities of knotted 
 trunks and rocks and tangled bushes in all 
 the combinations of Nature massive and 
 alone, lilled my throbbing heart with an awe 
 that smothered speech. Nearer and oftener 
 came the peals of thunder, like dropping 
 points of exclamation between the tree-speit 
 sentences of immemorial solitude ; and, with 
 darkness gathering in fold upon fold across 
 the zenith, and all to the eastward turning 
 a deeper green and gray under a slowl.y 
 crawling shadow, the latticed branches and 
 leaning colonnades to the westward let in 
 great bars of tawny red from where the 
 sun was setting in a continent of slashed 
 and ruttlcd flame. 
 
 Something came down upon us like a 
 mighty breath, to which the very mountain 
 and all upon it seemed to bend and sink for 
 one awful moment; and then, as it lifted, 
 with a shrill rush and swirl, we both stood 
 bareheaded and swaying in the midst of 
 writhing trees and hurtling leaves and 
 branches. 
 
 " Let's go back ! " I screamed, in an agony 
 of terror, as a blinding flash of light blazed 
 with a crash upon the shadows. 
 
 " Not for a million ! " shouted the school- 
 master, dragging me on. 
 
 "Some one is behind us ! " 1 shrieked, 
 maddened by a breaking sound near b}', 
 which I heard above the noise of the wind. 
 
 lie grasped me by the coat, and dragged 
 me onward with Herculean strengtli as 
 though I had been a hare. Through bram- 
 bles and over broken stone he dragged me 
 on, running rather than walking, until, 
 bursting through a line of thickest woods, 
 he paused with me on an open floor of rock 
 fetanding right in the eye of angry heaven. 
 
 One look I cast about me, and then clung 
 with all my strength to the mad creature 
 w iio had forced me thither. 
 
 The whole world seemed to be down, 
 fathomlessly down below, there, with its 
 lields, rivers, towns, and inlinity of thvarfecl 
 possessions; all dimmed in a misty, lifeless 
 twilight, through which came moving a 
 mistier veil of rain. Arching up from the 
 still lurid west loomed the black field of the 
 storm; and dizzily pedestalled in tlie mid- 
 air of the abyss, with heaven t(jttering in 
 smoke and lire above them and the earth 
 growing a l^lot beneath, stood a demented old 
 man and a child clinging frantically to him. 
 
 "Let go! he roared, crushing me from 
 my hold with his left hand, and keeping an 
 iron grasp upon my coat. 
 
 I read his purpose instantly. Jlurder! 
 was the meaning that came as much from 
 the scene as from him ; and from both in 
 such pitiless immutability that my wild cry 
 for mercy mocked my own ears, 
 
 "O sir, Mr, Birch, don't hurt me, sir! 
 0, please, sir, don't hurt me ! " 
 
 " It is your father! " he raved, sti'iviug to 
 pull me to the verge, " It is your fiither! " 
 and the tunuilt of the storm seemed to lash 
 him into a flercer insanity, " Your father's 
 work. He wants you killed ; and if he 
 didn't, I'd carry you down with me for being 
 his son! He has done it all; he made a 
 devil of Her! Come on! Come on! Both 
 of us together, and our blood be on his 
 head ! " 
 
 My swollen tongue refused to utter 
 human sounds; but there broke from my 
 lips the yell of an animal in mortal agony ; 
 and, as he lifted me swiftly from my feet, I 
 struggled and kicked with all the strength 
 of frenzy. Grasping blindly for something 
 to clutch, 1 tore from his head the bandage, 
 and saw, by the fading light and the glare 
 of the lightning, that there was blood on 
 his temple. The cloth fell over his eyes as 
 1 held it, and in the pause he made to draw 
 his head back, my speech returned to me. 
 
 "Help! murder!" I screamed. 
 
 There came a sharp crack and a flash, 
 that were not of heaven ; and 1 felt m3'self 
 slipping from his clasp ; and 1 saw him fall 
 away from me flat upon his back. 
 
 Bounding from the black line of woods 
 came a man with something grasped in his 
 uplifted hands, and, as he reached me on 
 the rock, he cast it from him over the 
 verge, — a musket, 
 
 "Hang to me for your life!" was the 
 hoarse whisper, when a pair of strong arms 
 lifted me again from my feet, " Heaven 
 knows what I've done ! " 
 
 CHAPTER XVI. 
 
 / FIND A NEW FRIEND. 
 
 A VIVID consciousness of being borne 
 headlong through crashing brakes of bush 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 75 
 
 mill braiicli was succeeded in my brain by 
 an indistinct sense of riding at full gallop 
 down swampy steeps beset with yawning 
 pit-holes. With eyes close-shut, and a 
 piercing crack ringing in my ears, I became 
 possessed of the idea that I was hanging to 
 the mane of a maddened horse, in frantic 
 flight along the boggy edges of countless 
 black chasms; and "that each splashing 
 plunge of the hoofs went deeper and deeper 
 into "yielding borders of destruction, until, 
 finally, the hoofs fell upon air, and we went 
 down, down, down, down into bottomless 
 darkness. 
 
 When I opened my eyes again, all was 
 rain and impenetrable gloom above and 
 around me ; but I was perfectly still then, 
 and could feel that my head rested on some 
 one's knee, that something damp and heavy 
 was across my breast and arms, and that 
 some one's face was bending over mine. 
 
 " Where am I? " was what I tried to call 
 aloud ; but my voice refused to rise above a 
 husky whisper, and the exertion gave me a 
 strange feeling in my head. 
 . " Ah ! you're alive," came like a sigh of 
 relief from him whose knee supported me. 
 " I was afraid you was done for, boy, and 
 it's given me an awful turn." 
 
 I "could discern the outlines of his head, 
 now, with the slouched and dripping hat 
 upon it; and his voice told me the rest. 
 He was the man of the warehouse, of the 
 street, and of that back parlor at home. 
 
 " I must have carried you three full miles 
 after you'd fainted," he went on, while the 
 ^ storm' beat upon both of us; " and then I 
 laid you on the bank here, with my coat 
 over you, and tried if the rain full in your 
 face wouldn't bring you to. You've fright- 
 ened me badly, youngster, and it's a dread- 
 ful night's business altogether. Now let 
 me get you into that barn over there ; for 
 we can't go any farther in this storm." 
 
 As he raised me carefully again in his 
 arms, I could see, at a short distance off, 
 what looked like a standing shadow of a 
 large house, and thither he carried me 
 across the flowing road, with the coat still 
 wrapped about me. After feeling carefully 
 along the face of the building with his right 
 hand, and trying in vain to pull open what 
 felt like one of the main doors, he at last 
 found entrance through a smaller door near 
 the farther end of the barn, and bore me 
 cautiously into an atmosphere redolent of 
 horses and grain. In fiict, we seemed to 
 have come right upon the heels of several 
 horses, whose stamping made ni}^ bearer 
 edge closely along the boards as he moved 
 forward with me. Very soon, however, he 
 groped to a spot where heaped hay arrested 
 his steps, and there he softly laid me down, 
 and vigorously began to pile armfuls of the 
 fragrant bedding upon me. 
 
 "Be still as a mouse, now," whispered he, 
 holding me down and piling it on ; '* be still 
 as a mouse, now, or we'll stir up the house- 
 dog, if they've got one. We must sleep 
 here till morning, and I'm covering you 
 
 with plenty of hay so that you won't get 
 cold. Hush! we nuistii't talk a word here. 
 Don't be afraid. I'll lay right alongside of 
 you." 
 
 Bewildered, faint and weary, I felt no in- 
 clination to utter a word. To the extent 
 that my faculties were alive, I felt safe with 
 him ; and to feel thus, after the events of 
 the evening, was a solace for ever}' restless 
 emotion. So I laid quietly buried in the 
 hay, with him beside me, listening blankly 
 to the dull stamping of the horses in their 
 stalls, and the monotonous pattering of the 
 rain upon the lofty roof. 
 
 Daylight was shining on the man when 
 next I looked toward him, and he stood, in 
 his shirt-sleeves, looking attentively out 
 through an open door just beyond the lower 
 hay compartment in which I was literally 
 planted. There were the tangled red beard 
 and deep-set eyes of the Man in the House 
 that Jack built ; there was no mistaking 
 them. The soft, black, shapeless hat Avas 
 slouched over his pale, sharp countenance ; 
 his coarse blue shirt and mud-splashed cor- 
 duroy pantaloons hung in wet folds about 
 him, and it was his coughing, I think, that 
 had aroused me. 
 
 The rustling I made to sit up caused him 
 to look my wa.y, and come to me with a 
 cheerful smile on his face. 
 
 " So, lad. you've made a good nap of it, 
 have you?" he said, in a broken, labored 
 voice, I'ubbing his hands over my hair and 
 coat. " And you're dried pretty well, too. 
 See what a cold I've got, for lending you my 
 coat all night." 
 
 I involuntarily grasped his hard hand as 
 he stooped to me, and earnestly told him 
 how sorry I was. 
 
 " Never mind it," said he, huskily, helping 
 to extricate me from the hay. " One of the 
 farm-hands was coming out from the house 
 just now to get something from here, and I 
 believe I've frightened him out of his wits. 
 At any rate, he went back in-doors on a run, 
 and will bring the farmer, I suppose. I shall 
 say that you're my boy, and take care that 
 you don't say anything to spoil my story, oi 
 I shan't be able to getf any breakfast for us." 
 
 Sure enough, the farmer did come lumber- 
 ing into our spacious bedroom, followed by 
 a scared-looking big boy in a straw hat that 
 had somewhat the etfect of an aggravated 
 halo around his unsaintly bullet of a head, 
 A man of double-chin and much stomach 
 was the farmer, and his manner of asking 
 what business we had in his barn savored 
 of the breeding natural to rural prospei'ity 
 — in New Jersey. 
 
 " Why, you see, sir," explained my com- 
 panion, hat in hand, "I'm a tailor, sir, from 
 Morristown, and me and mj' bo.v there Avere 
 on our way to Newark for work, — excuse 
 my cold, sir, — when we got soaked through 
 in that shower last night, and took the lib- 
 erty of crawling iu here among the hay- 
 racks." 
 
 "H'm! " said the farmer, though not ill- 
 naturedly. 
 
76 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 " If yon could be so 2;ootlas to let us have 
 a bit oi" .souK'tliiug to eat, sir, — a little dry 
 bread, and mills, say, — we'd be very iirate- 
 ful. AVe're wretched poor, and can't i^ot 
 anythinii tliis side of town, sir." 
 
 "Where's your boy's caji"?" asked the 
 farmer, not so good-naturedly. 
 
 '•Oh, his — cap? Blowed oil', sir, in the 
 uiirht . l)cfore we got here, and couldn't be 
 found." 
 
 " We-1-1," — very slowly, — "I sup-pose I 
 must. Go into the house, Dick, and bring 
 out a couple of — let — nie — see — bowls 
 of that yesterday's milk, and a loaf of that 
 ere last-but-one bakin'." 
 
 The big boy with the saintly head-dress 
 obeyed this order with an alacrity quite sur- 
 prising in one of such lethargic countenance, 
 and the Morristown tailor and I fell-to with 
 an alacrit.v to match. Having enjoyed but 
 one meal during the day previous, I was 
 ravenous, and the tailor certainl.y gave me 
 ranch the larger share of the hard bread. 
 
 The farmer brought his large stomach and 
 double chin to bear directl}^ upon us while 
 we banqueted, and drew several elephantine 
 sighs as it became plainly apparent that no 
 crumbs were to be left. 
 
 "We thank you, sir, very much for j-our 
 kindness," said mj' companion, as we arose 
 from the hay at last, "and I wish I could 
 make some return for it. But we're miser- 
 ably poor." 
 
 " Oh, no matter," murmured our obese 
 host, heavily. "Is that a gold watch of 
 yours? But it aint, I suppose?" 
 
 He was wistfully eying a common steel 
 watch-chaiu dangling rustilj' from the oth- 
 er's waist. 
 
 " I don't carry a watch, sir, — I'm too poor 
 for that ; but this bit of chain was given to 
 me by' a gentleman from York, who got me 
 to sew a buckle on. If you'd take the chain, 
 sir, as some slight return — " 
 
 A chubby brown hand reached forth for 
 the quaint bau'jle, and a thoughtful voice 
 was heard to say, " We-1-1, I don't know 
 but I v:ill take that ere." 
 
 " There it is. Trot along, now, ray boy," 
 croaked ray friend, with a sudden decrease 
 of reverence in his mauuer; "we must be 
 moving." 
 
 I briskly followed him from the barn to 
 the road, leaving the farmer gloating over 
 his prize ; and we had gone some distance 
 from both barn and house, when a violent 
 pattering of feet behind made us halt and 
 look back. 
 
 The ])ursuer was the big boy with the 
 halo, and, before I couhl make the least mo- 
 tion to defend myself, he had torn the latter 
 from his own head, and driven it excitedly 
 ui)on miu(,'. 
 
 " ril be gosh-darned if 'twan't a shame ! " 
 roared the big bo)'^, tempestuously, still 
 pushing the hat upon my hair, and pufling 
 with mingled wrath and hospitality; — "a 
 darned wicked shame! But you just wear 
 that hat until you get one for yourself, little 
 'uu." 
 
 And the good fellow went racing back as 
 swiftly as he had come, with a genuine halo 
 won for himself at last. 
 
 The man looked after him for a moment, 
 nodded his head several times at me, and 
 we went on again hand in hand. 
 
 The sun was shining gloriously after the 
 rain; the trees, the grass, the road, all had 
 the fresh, clean, newly-washed appearance 
 of renovated nature ; and for the lirst half 
 mile I hopped more than I walked, feeling 
 too elastic of body and mind to entertain 
 such ballasting thoughts as make us deepset 
 and steady in the stream of life. Pretty 
 soon, though, the sun grew hotter, and I 
 grew less frolicsome; and then the scene 
 on the rock came back to me, more and 
 more heavily, until I abruptly reminded my 
 conductor of it, and fearfully asked him if 
 the school-master would ever come down 
 from the summit again? The man quickened 
 his plodding space, unconsciously, I think, 
 at the question, and said, without looking 
 at me, that no one could tell tliat, and we 
 had better talk about something else. Very 
 naturally, my curiosity became all the more 
 anxious from his evasive reply, and, with 
 my heart growing heavier every moment, 
 I at once lost thought of everything in the 
 world, save my recent escape from death, 
 and became so importunate with him that 
 he angrily dropped ray hand and made a full 
 stop in the road. 
 
 " Now look here, boy," he croaked, im- 
 patientlj\ swallowing to repress a cough, 
 " I aint tit to talk — at all, — with such a 
 cold — as this. You ought to know that. 
 As for what happened last night, you saw 
 it yourself, and had best be quiet about it. 
 What I've got to tell you, I'll tell you in a 
 few minutes, — not now. Hurry along." 
 
 I was mute at once, and sorry that he 
 made no offer to retake my hand as he 
 started off afresh. Indeed, I felt something 
 of the same wish to please him that I had 
 felt to please poor Mr. Bond; and it seems 
 to me that such a wish is always the first 
 symptom of affection, whether in child or 
 man. 
 
 He walked a little ahead of me, keeping 
 his eyes iotentl}^ upon the fields to the right 
 of us, for at least half an hour; but a wide, 
 white-looking road becoming at last visible, 
 at which the one we were travelling ap- 
 peared to end, he slackened his pace so 
 nuich that I presently found mys(df passing 
 liim; and I kept the lead until we both 
 reached the Avider and winter road. 
 
 Turning to see in which direction he 
 was going, I saw him quietly seating him- 
 self on the grassy Ixvnk, beside a rail fence, 
 and beckoning for me to go to him. 
 
 " Sit down there," he said, when I had 
 obeyed his gesture; " I must tell you some- 
 thing before we part." 
 
 I started, at his words, and was about to 
 remonstrate in great alarm ; but he shook 
 his hand at me for silence, fixed his glance 
 upon the ground at his feet, and went 
 on, — 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 77 
 
 " I've got to leave you here, my boy, and 
 look out for myself; for there's no knowing 
 what that shooting business last night may 
 do for me. I was dogged all day yesterday 
 — I'm certain of that — just as I'm always 
 hunted, God help me ! So I must look out 
 for myself, and take to the lots for the rest 
 of to-daj'. All you've got to do is to keep 
 straight along down this turnpike to New- 
 ark, and here's a dollar to take j'ou from 
 Newark to the city. Hold out your hand. 
 There, — four quai'ters, you see. If you 
 meet a load of haj', or a milk-wagon, on the 
 turnpike, — and I daresay you will, — just 
 ofl'er the driver oue of the quarters to carrj' 
 you down a w\a5's, and he'll be pretty sure 
 to do it. When j-ou get to the city you can 
 soon find j'our way home, — if j'ou want to 
 go there." 
 
 The idea of being left alone there wms so 
 overwhelming, that I could only grasp his 
 coat with one hand, and stare at the money 
 in the other. 
 
 " I don't know of anything you can do 
 but go home," he continued, his voice 
 growing thicker and more whispering, 
 " and that's enough money to take you 
 there. It's nearly every cent I had, and I 
 kept it from that farmer for you. I can't 
 talk much more, and you mustn't act like a 
 babj", and fret, because I've got to leave 
 you. Let go my coat, now. If you should 
 see Elfle any time, just tell her that I — you 
 can call me Wolfton — looked out for you 
 all right. Don't speak a word to anybody 
 about that shooting, or you may get me 
 into trouble." 
 
 Even then, when he arose to go, he did 
 not look mo in the face. Very few of those 
 ■whom I had known could do that for any 
 length of time ; and he, like them, saw too 
 much of God In a child's eye, perhaps, to 
 dare the encounter. 
 
 "No ! don't leave me ! " I cried in affright, 
 trying to catch one of his hands. 
 
 Heedless of the sound, or else hastened 
 by It, he sprang over the fence instantly, 
 and went running through a cornfield in the 
 direction of a thick wood beyond. I also 
 clambered frantically over the fence, scream- 
 ing to him to come back, and went plunging 
 in amongst the thick stalks ; but the uneven 
 ground tripped me up after a few wild steps, 
 and wdien I got to my feet again I could see 
 nothing of him. 
 
 Miserable little outcast that I was; tat- 
 tered, dirty, and looking like a scarecrow ; 
 how I sat down and cried when I had 
 crawdcd back to the roadside ! All alone in 
 the houseless, sandy, endless Avorld; with 
 not even a loving recollection to make my 
 tears a spiritual companiofaship, even tliough 
 of sorrow, with aught that was lost ; and 
 not a hope, however delayed, to make them 
 a yearning for something to be found. If 
 ever Despair, pei'fect because uncalculating, 
 took the incongruous form of a child in this 
 "world, it was mine while I sat there crying. 
 
 But suppose some one should find the 
 school-master lying on that rock, and come 
 
 after me ! I was up and walking again as 
 though already pursued ; for it was impos- 
 sible to rest a moment after ; and my rate 
 of walking would have exhausted me in a 
 few moments, had not a vision of my father 
 suddenly come up, like an enemy in front. 
 Mr. Birch had said tliat lie wanted me 
 killed! There was intuitive confirmation 
 of that in my recollection of my father's 
 looks and manner that day, before the hotel. 
 I dai'ed not think of going home ! But 
 whei'e should I go ? What, oh, what should 
 I do? 
 
 The creaking and jolting of wheels caught 
 my ear at that moment, and, looking a little 
 way ahead of me, I saw tw'o oxen drawing 
 a heavy wagon upon the turnpike from a 
 cross-road, and a man sitting on an impro- 
 vised driver's seat, with a long "g'ad" in 
 his hand. 
 
 The sight of a human being at that crisis 
 gave me a vague delight, and I ran after the 
 wagon. It did not require much speed to 
 overtake it, for the animals only moved one 
 pair of legs when the other pair were tired 
 of one position ; and my appeal awoke the 
 driver from an unquestionable doze. 
 
 "Please, sir, give me a ride for a quar- 
 ter?" I pantingly urged, with a beseeching 
 look. 
 
 "Wo, haw!" he remarked to the oxen, 
 giving the nearest one a mere satire on a 
 i}low with his goad ; and the apathetic crea- 
 tures desisted. 
 
 "Jump in. Gee!" he continued, in the 
 same course of business ; and, as I climbed 
 into the clumsy vehicle, the latter took per- 
 ceptible motion. 
 
 "Well, my cockywax, who are you?" 
 inquired the driver, when I had reached his 
 part of the premises, and let him see what 
 I looked like. 
 
 With remarkable effrontery, in which the 
 broad brim of my straw hat proved a con- 
 venience to disingenuousness, I assured him 
 that I was a tailor from IMorristown, on my 
 way to Newark for work. 
 
 Thereupon, he became sufBcieutly inter- 
 ested and awake to turn fully around to me, 
 and anxiously desired to be informed what 
 I was charging for white silk vests with 
 brass buttons. He also asked me how many 
 men I kept at work in my shop, and whether 
 I wanted a new hand of about his size to 
 hold me up while I "tried on." 
 
 I gravely ignored the first questions, 
 answering the last negatively ; and my man- 
 ner must have awed him, for he said no 
 more on that subject. 
 
 Not to prolong his embarrassment, I in- 
 quired of him who lived in the house we w^ere 
 passing ; and he told me that the proprietor 
 was a particular friend of his, who would 
 come rushing out and ask us to take dinner 
 there, only he could see through the win- 
 dow that I was a stranger straight from 
 York, and might think he w^as too tree. 
 
 With such flattering local information did 
 the agreeable driver satisfy my curiosity and 
 beguile me from my troubles, until the oxen 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 turned of Ihoir own accord into another 
 cross-road, and I was told tliat tlie wairon 
 had to iro down there to "them salt nied- 
 ders " for a hiad of hay. Seein;; no lielp for 
 it. I handed the driver a quarter, with my 
 tlianks ; l)ut the former he wouldn't think 
 of takiuij. 
 
 •• I tliouirht you meant a quarter of a 
 mile." said he, kindly abashed. '•! don't 
 want the money, my cocky wax. Put it uji." 
 
 I felt very firaterul, as I ran around to tiie 
 front of the waijon to shake hands with him 
 at parting; and it Avas a pity he had to alloy 
 Ids trcnerosity, after all. by calling; to me 
 that I might send him half a dozen of my 
 best overcoats duinng the summer, and lie'd 
 sec how they lifted. He laughed very 
 heartily, though, as he turned to his oxen, 
 and that made me think he might be only 
 joking. 
 
 Feeling much the better for the ride and 
 its talk. I renewed my walk briskly, with a 
 vague idea that Newark could not be very 
 far olT. and that the next hill-top would at 
 least bring some of its spires into view; 
 but, as rise after rise commanded only the 
 same interminable stretch of turnpike, "tield, 
 and wood, I began to think wearily of m3' 
 situation again, and grow confused under a 
 sense of complicated perils. Here and there, 
 at long intervals, red farm-houses with 
 white window-casings, gave an inane as- 
 pect of possible humanity to the road ; — 
 yet I felt only the more an outcast for be- 
 holding them, and hurried past, lest some 
 one should recognize me as my father's son. 
 My feet were beginning to burn and smart, 
 and I was moving onward slowl.y, and in a 
 very disconsolate state of mind, when a 
 bend in the road brought me unexpectedly 
 into the neighborhood of what looked like 
 a halt of market men. The lines of rail- 
 fence, on the right, suddcnl}' ended within 
 a few yards of me; or, rather, took a turn 
 across the country by way of change; and 
 the green roadside at once swept smoothly 
 in under the branches of countless trees, 
 which commenced a wood running far back 
 toward the horizon. Standing side by side 
 upon the grass just off the road, and with 
 their attenuated and leather-patched spans 
 of horses grazing loosely around their fallen 
 shafts, were three heavy and muddy wagons, 
 or wheeled arks, with dingy white canvas 
 tops. I saw them plainly through the trees, 
 and thought I could hear human voices ; but 
 no human figures were apparent from where 
 I paused to gaze, and it occurred to me that 
 tlie owners of the Avagons were, probably, 
 inside the latter. Hardly knowing what I 
 did. and impelled onlj^ by a desire to avoid 
 being seen myself, I took to the roadside, 
 in range of the first line of trees, and began 
 advancing stealthily toward a closer point 
 of observation. Fixing my eyes steadily 
 upon the nearest wagon, I gave no heed to 
 any minor object between it and me, and 
 was almost on the verge of the mysteri- 
 ous encampment, when the sharp bark of 
 a dog seemed to come from the ground at 
 
 my very feet. In great affright, T jumped 
 backward a pace, and siuniltancously saw a 
 black and yellow hound right at my hand, 
 and heard a man's voice, saying, — 
 
 "Keep still, Mr. INIugses-! " 
 
 Stretched on his back under a tree, not 
 tw'o yards off. with his arms clasped beneath 
 his head, a Panama hat tilted over his eyes, 
 and his elbows and knees at the easiest an- 
 gles, Avas the person who had spoken thus. 
 My intentness upon the wagons just beyond 
 had prevented my seeing him before, and 
 terribly Avas I scared to find myself so hope- 
 lessly caught sneaking. He did not move 
 from his position, but turned his eyes sleep- 
 ily in my direction, as I stood mutely fear- 
 ful Avhere the dog had stopped me, and I 
 had time to note that he possessed a sly, 
 comical face, and looked, somehoAv, like a 
 shoemaker. The dog, toAvhom as it seemed, 
 his Avords had been addressed, Avent and sat 
 near his head, fi'om thence to survey me 
 blandly, and Avith more tongue than even 
 medical curiosity might have demanded to 
 see ; and looked from one to the other in a 
 pitiable, undecided manner. 
 
 Finally, lioAA^eA'er, I gave the lengthier 
 stranger the exclusive benefit of the imbe- 
 cile stai'c, Avhich caused his smooth, sun- 
 burnt chin to move in unison Avith the 
 Avords, — 
 
 "When you've taken my daguerreotype, 
 young man, just let me know, — Avill youV " 
 
 "Sir?" 
 
 "I say Avhen you've finished taking my 
 portrait, be obliging enough to tell me." 
 
 Not understanding Avhat he was talking 
 about, I only stared the harder. 
 
 " Keep it up. Little Breeches ! " said he, 
 in a good-humored tone. "But Avhile 
 you're at it, you may tell me Avho you are. 
 it's curious, by-the-by, to see a child like 
 you prowling around in the woods here. 
 Who are you, hey?" 
 
 I informed him, not Avithout stammering, 
 that I Avas a tailor from Morristown, going 
 to Newark for Avork. 
 
 Apparently there Avas something in that 
 account of myself to immediately Avake-up 
 everybody; for it liad made the Avagoner 
 instantaneously loquacious, and noAv its 
 utterance Avas followed by the abrupt sit- 
 ting-up of the man who had so lately seemed 
 tied to the ground. 
 
 " You — don't — say — so ! " he drawled, 
 letting his hat fall oti", and uttering such a 
 seductive Avhistlc that the dog at once arose 
 and began licking his fiice. 
 
 "Be quiet, Mr. Mugses ! — So you're a 
 tailor, are you? I'm blest if I thought such 
 a little body could contain such a big lie." 
 
 He seemed to be getting up, and my giul- 
 ty fear made me hasten to cry out, — 
 
 "I didn't mean to do it, sir; no, sir, I 
 didn't. I ran away from school because Mr. 
 Birch Avas going to kill me I " 
 
 "Mr. Birch! " he exclaimed Avith a start 
 and a curious change of countenance. 
 " Come here, out of sight of those wagons," 
 he added, beckoning earnestly for me to 
 
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 npproacv) \ini. " Now -vvbat's this about 
 Mr. r.iicb i Tell mc what you mean ? " 
 
 Frightened into a revelation I had been 
 forbidden to make, I stuttered a confused 
 story abov/t the school-master's attcnjpt to 
 throw me from the rock ; but gave no other 
 explanation of my escape, than that I had 
 " run away." 
 
 The man bit his nails and stared thought- 
 fully at mc, as though more attentive to his 
 own ideas than to my awkward words. 
 
 " Well, see here, bub, what is your name ? " 
 asked he, when I ceased speaking. 
 
 " Avery Glibun, sir." 
 
 " Glibun ? — Glibun ? — where do your 
 friends live? " 
 
 I answered, whimperingly, that my father 
 lived in New York ; but that he was very 
 mad at me and I didn't dare go home. 
 
 " Where, in the name of Andrew Jackson, 
 are you going, then, bub? " 
 
 " I — I don't know, sir," was my response, 
 as ray arm went to my eyes and the tears 
 began to come. 
 
 He had risen to his feet and resumed his 
 hat, and stood silently with his back to me 
 and his face toward the wagons for several 
 minutes. Then, turning to me again, and 
 bending down, he asked in a low voice, — 
 
 " Avery, how would you like to stay with 
 me and Mr. Mugses, and my friends over 
 there by the wagons, for a while ? " 
 
 "0 sir," I exclaimed, eagerly, "if you'd 
 only let me do it, I'd be so glad ! I'm so tired 
 and afraid." 
 
 " By George, you shall then ! " said he, 
 catching me by the hand and speaking with 
 vehement decision. " Now come on and 
 let me show you to my friends. My name 
 is Mr. Ecese, — you understand? — " 
 
 He strode quickly forward, pulling me 
 along and followed closely by Mr. Mugses, 
 and, before there was time to think, I found 
 myself standing with him beside the grazing 
 horses of the nearest wagon, and in full 
 view of a curious assemblage. 
 
 Scattered upon the grass beyond the 
 shafts, in various reclining attitudes, were 
 four men and two women, all with very dark 
 complexions and very black eyes, and at- 
 tired grotesquely in the odds and ends of 
 multifarious costumes. Leaning against a 
 tree, with a clay pipe in his mouth and a 
 torn velveteen jacket on his back was one 
 of the party; a monkey dressed as a soldier 
 capering at liis side and trying to pull ofl' 
 bis slouched hat. Farther on were two 
 others, just as dark and tattered, playing at 
 cards; and seated on a shaft of the last 
 wagon was the fourth and oldest man, 
 drinking something from a small tin pail. 
 Of the women, who were sitting together 
 mending a broken tambourine under another 
 of the wagons, one was old and cross-look- 
 ing, and the second young and sharp-eyed. 
 They wore dingy striped shawls over head 
 and shoulders, and paused in their work to 
 look me through. 
 
 " This boy mine," said Mr. Reese, point- 
 ing to me and speaking authoritatively; 
 
 " he come to me, and I know him, and tell 
 him to stay with us awhile. Confound the 
 gibberish! I'm going to have him with me 
 — you understand? — and that's the long 
 and short of it. You, Juan, there, pass us 
 something to eat." 
 
 All stared at us steadily enough to make 
 me very uneasy ; but no one spoke in reply 
 to my new friend's extraordinary speech: 
 nor did any one move, save the man on the 
 shaft, who sluggishly reached an arm into 
 his wagon in apparent obedience to the un- 
 ceremonious order for eatables. 
 
 "Who are they, sir?" I asked, bewildered 
 and scared at the strange spectacle. 
 
 My new friend threw himself upon the 
 grass, as though entirely satisfied with what 
 he had done, and replied, pulling me down 
 to him, — 
 
 " They're good people, enough, — you 
 understand ? — Gipsies." 
 
 CHAPTER XVII. 
 
 GENERAL CRINGES S VISITORS. 
 
 If, as Mr. Leigh Hunt has fancied, houses 
 have physiognomies, whereby the disposi- 
 tions and prevailing moods of their inmates 
 are outwardly expressed in the workings of 
 such features of the architectural face as 
 doors, windows, and blind-shutters, then 
 did the respectable family residence, No. 
 50 Allouer Square, possess a brick counte- 
 nance remarkable for its suggestions of 
 mingled simplicity, reticence, and slyness. 
 Its complexion, in the first place, was a 
 quakerish drab, comporting with au idea of 
 sober knowingness, so to speak ; and the 
 very narrow stone coping of the oaken front 
 door, gave the latter a sharply-deiincd rigid- 
 ity, as of habitually compressed lips. The 
 parlor windows looked blankly upon Allouer 
 Square in rectilinear draperies of white 
 inner shades, drawn down to the sills, as 
 though in meek deprecation of public notice ; 
 but as the observer's glance travelled up to 
 the third floor, where one square window 
 was closely darkened with its shutters, and' 
 another stood wide open, the efTect was 
 somewhat like that produced by the labo- 
 rious shutting of one eye when its human 
 possessor would concentrate an unusual 
 amount of intelligent expression iu its 
 fellow. 
 
 gi. Cringcr was the legend on the plain, 
 silver-coated door-plate, like a gentlemanly 
 address on a genteel card, not without its 
 idea of polished slipperiness ; and the sil- 
 vered bell-pull, protruding stolidly from the 
 door-frame to the left, might have been the 
 handle of just such a substantial cane as 
 would fitly consult the nose of magisterial 
 middle age. 
 
 A stranger entering that M^tternich of a 
 house for the first time, and without pre- 
 vious introduction to any of the inmates, — 
 say a rellective burglar, for example, — 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 would Imve expected to encounter diplo- 
 macy in the very servants, and eouiplicatcd 
 winks from what knowini; children might 
 be found therein. He would have expected 
 words of salute, simple in tiicir sound onlj', 
 to cover some wonderfully shrewd design. 
 lie would have cxjiectcd to beliold almost 
 any other tigure than that of Mr. Benton 
 Stiles, the sole living occupant of a goodly 
 front room on the second lloor. That room 
 was something between an oflice and a law 
 library, in fact ; so the countenance of the 
 building as a private residence was hardly 
 answerable for it; and the solitary inmate's 
 attitude and employment might be consid- 
 ered apart from the general foxy cast of 
 that same countenance. 
 
 From a table-desk, confusedly strewn with 
 books in sheep and writing materials, in the 
 middle of the floor, Mr. Benton Stiles was 
 leaning back in his armless maple chair, 
 Iiolding a small pocket-mirror in one hand, 
 and endeavoring with the other to make a 
 wiry forelock curl droopingly down the 
 centre of his intellectual forehead. The 
 while ho labored to achieve this sentimental 
 improvement in his appearance, he whistled 
 a fashionable air, the Avhistle growing louder 
 and more vigorous in the trills, as the 
 obstinate lock exhibited a more perverse 
 determination to maintain the curlless ten- 
 dencies of all its straightforward associates. 
 As the whistle increased in animation, it 
 gradually evoked a humming echo from 
 some other room in the distance, which 
 echo was at first halting and incorrect, but 
 presently followed with confidence and ex- 
 act musical accord. Mr. Stiles thereupon 
 stopped abruptly in his raelod}', and listened 
 iutentl}' to the humming as it still went on. 
 
 " Lock my wheels, if she hasn't caught 
 that tune, too ! " ejaculated Mv. Stiles, nod- 
 ding his head, and slowly returning the 
 mirror to his pocket. " I can't whistle a 
 neat thing, but the dusty old girl goes to 
 humming it right after. I believe I've 
 taught her half a dozen whole operas since 
 I've been here, besides ' Rub 'em down and 
 sheet 'em, John.' Go it, my adorable Miss 
 Criuger! Go-o-o it! And now for the 
 speech again." 
 
 The secretary turned his attention to the 
 desk as he spoke, bringing down his chair 
 upon its fore-legs, and raumblingly skimming 
 over some writing on one of several writ- 
 ten sheets radiating from the portfolio 
 before him. 
 
 In a moment he arose and began scruti- 
 nizing the titles of a collection of sheep- 
 bound volumes ranged on shelves along the 
 fireplace-side of the room. 
 
 " Jeflerson, — Jefl'crson," he muttered, 
 pen in hand, — " for did not the immortal 
 Thomas Jeflerson say, — Thomas Jefferson 
 sav, — let me see ; where is that Jefferson's 
 Speeches, now? — Did not the immortal 
 Thomas Jefferson say — •' 
 
 Tinkle — inkle — inkle — 'kl — '1 — '1. sounded 
 a bell from some remote depth, and Mr. Stiles 
 was so dreadfully ill-bred as to stick his 
 
 pen hastily behind an car, glide stealthily to 
 the door, noiselessly open the latter a few 
 inches, and assume an aspect of bi-eathlcss 
 listening. Two other movements took place 
 in the house sinmltaneously : a scrvant-girl 
 moved along the lower hall to answer the 
 bell, and Miss (Wringer, crimped of hair and 
 aged thirty-five, slipped from her room to 
 the head of the second-floor stairway. It 
 may be remarked of the latter personage, 
 that the ringing of the street bell always 
 suggested beggars to her, in search of cold 
 victuals; and as she regarded such mendi- 
 cants with implacable hostility, and had but 
 one reply to their most artful entreaties, 
 her practice was sometimes quite a novelty 
 to visitors. 
 
 Thus, the moment the servant opened the 
 door, and before Mr. Stiles could catch a 
 sound of the new comer's voice. Miss Crin- 
 ger made herself heard. 
 
 "Tell them we haven't got any I" called 
 I\Iiss Cringer to the servant, firmly con- 
 vinced, as usual, that a demand had been 
 made for cold victuals. 
 
 " It's a gintlemau wants to see the Giner'l, 
 miss," screamed the girl. 
 
 " Oh ! show him up then," ordered Jliss 
 Cringer, not to be discomposed by such a 
 trifling mistake ; and back she swept to her 
 room. 
 
 At the sound of boots on the stairs, Mr. 
 Stiles darted to his seat at the desk, resumed 
 his pen, and took upon himself an air of 
 literary languor rarely excelled in the most 
 approved portraits of our great writers. 
 
 " Come in," he intoned, when the expected 
 knocking came ; and there entered unto him 
 a full and smooth faced gentleman in a 
 complete and fashionable brimstone-colored 
 suit, whose tightly-curled dark hair, very 
 short coat, very baggy nether garments, 
 yellow bamboo cane, and polka-spotted 
 scarf, betokened an individual of distin- 
 guished tastes. 
 
 "How are you? How are yon? General 
 not in, eh?" said the brimstone stranger, 
 tapping a glossy hat with his bamboo, and 
 taking in the whole room in a sweeping 
 glance of singular rapidity. 
 
 " Expect him in shortly," responded IMr. 
 Benton Stiles, with an air. " He has been 
 at the hotel all the morning with the Secre- 
 tary of the Treasury, just on from Washing- 
 ton ; but he'll return soon, now. Be seated, 
 sir." 
 
 " Thank j'ou, I will," returned the other, 
 taking a chair and placing his hat and cane 
 between his feet; "thank you, thank you. 
 The General is arranging the collectorsliip 
 now, I suppose? " 
 
 The sccretarj' straightened up, as though 
 in dignified menace of the visitor's unseemly 
 want of delicacy, and brought his inestimable 
 locket-ring into imposing prominence as he 
 swept his goatee. 
 
 "The General, sir," said Mr. Stiles, "is 
 probably attending to his own business, in 
 his own way; actuated by no otiier motive 
 than honest conviction may afford ; desiring 
 
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 81 
 
 no liiglior reward than tlio applause of his 
 owu conscience, and seekinsj, simply as a 
 private citizen, to facilitate the appointment 
 of proper men to proper places." 
 
 It was a quotation from the last speech 
 he had put into S3'rainetrical shape from 
 General Cringer's oracular suggestions, and 
 he intended it as both a rebulf" and an illu- 
 mination to the presuming gentleman before 
 him. 
 
 That gentleman, however, seemed neither 
 abashed nor dazzled; unless a thrusting of 
 the tongue into the cheek can be construed 
 to indicate one of those eflects. Indeed, 
 something less than a microscopical exami- 
 nation of his round face Avould have detected 
 sometliing most reprehensibly like a leer 
 thereon, and his words of response were in- 
 excusably facetious. 
 
 "He! he! he !" laughed the brimstone 
 stranger, twirling a pair of miniature golden 
 handcutts which hung as tasteful ornaments 
 from his massive watch-chain; "just so; 
 0/ course, and very right and jolly. Honest 
 conviction, and all that sort of thing, is 
 good. Facilitate, too, is very good. But 
 what I like about the General, you know, is 
 his independence ; to-day with the Ebulli- 
 tion party, if they're in the right, and nego- 
 tiating with the Demolition party for a 
 compromise, to their mutual advantage; 
 to-morrow with the Demolition part}', if 
 they're in the right, and negotiating with 
 the Ebullitionists for ditto, ditto. That's 
 what I call jolly." 
 
 Mr. vStiles was not favorably affected by 
 this outburst of enthusiasm, and felt moved 
 to assume a majestic coldness of demeanor, 
 and ladle out a little more speech. 
 
 " The able and celebrated man, whose 
 secretary I have the honor to be," said he, 
 depressing his tufted chin to speak in 
 deeper tones, " will, perhaps, explain his 
 permanent political views, when so re- 
 quested by those — if any such there be — 
 who have a right to know them ; always 
 reserving for himself the American free- 
 man's privilege to say, with the English 
 poet, — 
 
 " ' Thy spirit, Independence, let me share, 
 Lord of the lion heart and eagle eye.' 
 
 That independence, that constitutional lib- 
 erty to think and decide in accordance with 
 the dictates of his own unbiased judgment, 
 he will ever maintain ; unmoved by the 
 temptations of corrupt political partisan- 
 ship, and sternly regardless of those merce- 
 narj' considerations — " 
 
 Mr. Stiles was brought to a full stop in 
 his audible recollections of his employer's 
 latest eloquences, by the extraordinary dis- 
 tortions of the stranger's countenance ; a 
 curious screwing-up of fii-st one eye, and 
 then the other, and a remarkable l)ackward 
 and forward movement of tlie ears by con- 
 tractions and expansions of the scalp, being 
 the most notable phenomena. At the 
 Avords " mercenary considerations," the 
 11 
 
 motion of the ears became supernatural, and 
 an outspread hand with projecting thumb 
 was undisguisedly annexed to the nose. 
 
 Growing rigid in a moment, Mr. Benton 
 Stiles stared malignantly at the astounding 
 spectacle ; whereupon the uplifted fingers 
 fluttered piquantly, and one yellow eye 
 snapped shut in an irresistible manner. 
 Then Mr. Stiles' face began to undergo a 
 peculiar change from the chin upward ; the 
 lower half, and especially the mouth, radi- 
 ating an expression which just missed 
 reaching the eyes at its very birth, and 
 attacked the frown, hanging from the brow, 
 with a twitching activity promising early 
 triumph. During this progressive contest, 
 too, Mr. Stiles' locket-ring hand wandered 
 undecidedly around the goatee, like a vacil- 
 lating bee about a coquettish flower; but in 
 another second his eyes were imitatively 
 screwed-up with the final defeat and flight 
 of the frown, and the locket-ring hand 
 leaped to his nose like a fantastic crab. 
 
 "Does your mother kuow you're out?" 
 wai'bled the ingenious stranger, with much.' 
 pretty flnger-play. 
 
 "My eye!" chirped Mr. Stiles, adding; 
 his other fingers and thumb to his line of 
 battle, and producing a doubly brilliant: 
 display. 
 
 This graceful ceremony involved eaclx'. 
 gentleman's entire recognition of the other's- 
 surpassing intellectual comprehensiveness;: 
 and the passwords exchanged by them willi 
 be immediately understood by all members. 
 of secret fratex'ual societies as equivalent, 
 to a mutual pledge of monetarj' aid, orfuue-- 
 ral honors, in case of sickness or death on. 
 either side. 
 
 "He! he! he!" laughed the agreeable- 
 stranger, after that was over. " You ought 
 to come in for something nice in the Custom; 
 House, one of these days; you're so jolly 
 with the gab. The General has always 
 wanted just such a jewel of a secretar}' as 
 you are, Mr. Stiles." 
 
 " Hi ! — you know my name, eh, Mr. — " 
 " — Ketchum — 0/ the Independent De- 
 tective Force," put in the latter, with an 
 insinuating nod. " I knew you the moment 
 I put eyes on you, Mr. Stiles. You used 
 to be a broker down in William Street, you 
 know; but where I used to see you most 
 was up at Woodlawu, with the fast crabs, 
 and occasionally — onlj' once in a while, you 
 know — at the select family parties of the 
 King of Diamond"." 
 
 The secretary came as near blushing as 
 he ever had done since extreme youth, but 
 instantly conquered the suffusion with a 
 rakish wink. 
 
 " Then j'ou're a friend of boyhood's sunny 
 hour that I never saw before," said he, 
 leaning back and putting both feet upon his 
 desk, to appear fully at ease. "You knew 
 me, then, when I was a top-sawj'cr, and also 
 when my lynchpins began to work out ; but 
 you never knew me to cut-in before a friend, 
 or break-up for a stranger — did you, Mr. 
 Ketchum ? " 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 ''Nut you" rcspomled the dctcctLve, ap- 
 I'lfi-iiitively. 
 
 "You uevcr knew me to lay out more 
 work lV>r a nag tbnn lie could do, 11iou:j:1i 
 nai^s and the khfj^ linishcd mc?" pursued 
 Mr. iSiilos, in I'ond eujoymeut of his own 
 uol)lo record. 
 
 " ' S(|tiare ' was yoitr word ! " corroborated 
 Mr. Kiicluim, infected with the prevailing 
 enthnsiasin of the moment. 
 
 Bein;; lifted completely out of his official 
 self by .such tender reminiscences of a sunny 
 past, Mr. Benton Stiles hud parted his lips 
 to narrate a brilliant runaway atl'air. in which 
 one of the best fellows in the world had the 
 top of his head taken otf by being pitched 
 against a stone-fence, when the sonorous 
 closing of a door suddenly changed his mind 
 and caused him to assume a more dignified 
 attitude at his desk. 
 
 " There's the general," said he, and forth- 
 with seized his pen and began to write with 
 surprising iudustr3^ 
 
 Ilat and cane in hauv1, Mr. Ketchura arose, 
 just in time to take the extended hand of 
 General Cringer, as that ^reat man entered 
 the room. 
 
 " Mr. Ketchum, I am h.ippy to see you, 
 sir," said the General, with large-sized geni- 
 ality. "I hope, sir, that I have not kept 
 you waiting too long; though, possibly, Mr. 
 Stiles may have entertained you better than 
 I could have done. What can I do for you, 
 Mr. Ketchum? " 
 
 There was a mixture of benignant father 
 and upright magistrate in his very manner 
 •of taking off his gloves, that made even the 
 ■ detective feel a certain reverence, as of 
 Roman virtue. 
 
 " I haven't got a favor to ask this time, 
 'General," replied Mr. Ketchum, deferentially, 
 '• seeing that j'ou have given my nephew that 
 place in the Post Office. I've just dropped 
 in to see if I can do anything for you at 
 Albany, next week." 
 
 '• Xext — week, next week, sir," said Gen- 
 eral Cringer, placing his left hand in the 
 breast of his coat, and pressing the fore- 
 finger of the other upon his lower lip. 
 •" Let — me — see, Mr. Ketchum. Is this week, 
 sir, filled up with j-ou ? " 
 
 " Yes, General, I've got a country job to 
 finish over in Jersey. I just got back from 
 there this morning, after being a pedler, 
 farm-hand, organ-grinder, and two or three 
 other jolly humbugs, for t lie express benefit 
 of a sort of half-cracked vagabond who's 
 got to be tracked to town." 
 
 " Ah, I understand, Mr. Ketchum. A 
 counterfeiter, I suppose. You've got a 
 name, a deservedly great name, sir, for cir- 
 cumventing those foes to society. What a 
 pity it is, Mr. Ketchum, that men v-iU depart 
 IVom the path of strict moral rectitude for 
 the sake of money, mere money! — Mr. 
 Stiles, you remember what I said about rec- 
 titude in that article I published to facilitate 
 tiie liarmony of a certain convention?" 
 
 " Oh. yes, sir," responded Mr. Benton 
 Stiles, with great vivacity. '-'As for the 
 
 schemes of legislative corruption charged 
 upon me by — '" 
 
 " Mr. Stiles ! " interrupted General Crin- 
 ger, with awful gravity, " that's not the one, 
 sir ! " 
 
 " Oh ! I beg pardon," blurted Mr. Stiles 
 in some confusion, " 1 know now : — ' Con- 
 scious as I am of the strict moral rectitude 
 ever governing my own huml)]e career as a 
 private citizen of the i*epublic, I would sug- 
 gest to the gentlemen composing this con- 
 vention the propriet}' of trusting wholly to 
 that rectitude in themselves for a selection, 
 at once honest and judicious, of the candi- 
 date for a public ofiice so I'esponsible and 
 exacting. My friend, the incorruptible Dor- 
 gan O'Flannigan — ' " 
 
 '•Tliere; that's sufficient," struck in the 
 General, rather hastily; "if I have one 
 weakness more extended than another, Mr. 
 Ketchum, it's an indiscriminate rigor for 
 moral rectitude. Next week, then, sir, 
 you can go to AH^anj^ you say ? " 
 
 "On the nail," answered the detective; 
 and instinctively stooped to gather some 
 torn bits of written paper lying scattered on 
 the carpet. 
 
 " Well, sir, then I may want you to go 
 there — as a country constituent, of course ; 
 same as before — to look after the member 
 from Cattawampus agaiu." 
 
 " All right, general, you may depend on 
 me. Adieu ! Good-day, Mr. Stiles ; " and 
 Mr. Ketchum disappeared from the room 
 like a shadow dismissed by the sun. 
 
 " Sliarp fellow, that, Mr. Stiles," observed 
 the great man, unbuttoning his coat, and 
 combiug-up his wreath of iron-graj- with 
 his fingers ; " an invaluable man, in his way, 
 sir. Now, Mr. Stiles, just make an entry, 
 if you please : O'Shaughnessey, a thirty- 
 five-hundred-dollar deputy's berth, Public 
 Stores." 
 
 " O'Shaughnessey, a — thirty — five — 
 hundred — 
 
 " ' Well may your hearts believe the truth I tell; 
 'Tis virtue makes the — ' 
 
 dollar — deputy's berth — Public Stores." 
 
 " That's down, sir, is it ? Any letters from 
 Albany this morning. Mr. Stiles?" 
 
 " Only one. General, from that .slow team, 
 the Honorable Mr. Mulcalj\ He says that 
 bill of yours for the Atlantic Draining Com- 
 pany is so sure to pass, that .vou can com- 
 mence selling shares right oft"." 
 
 " Tliat's well, Mr. Stiles. Have you iicard 
 how O'Toole stands for the District Attor- 
 neyship, since our arrangement to give the 
 assembly nomination to Mulligan to with- 
 draw?" 
 
 " He seems to have a clear road ahead, 
 and more than the pole for a start, Gen- 
 eral." 
 
 " Thars all settled, then, Mr. Stiles; but 
 you must keep stirring-up his workers, you 
 know, to circulate the other side's tickets 
 with his name nicely worked-in." 
 
 " Yes, sir." 
 
 " By the way — I nearly forgot it — there's 
 our poor old Yankee friend, Pickering Lock, 
 
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 with his seven motherless children, and the 
 rheumatism. Just make an entry : Pick- 
 ering Lock, a night-watchnianship in the 
 Custom House." 
 " Picker — lug — Lock — 
 
 " ' My poverty, but not my will, consents — ' 
 
 a night-watch — man — ship in — the Custom 
 House." 
 
 Tinkle — inkle, inkle — 'Id — '1 — '1. Thus 
 sounded the bell downstairs once more; 
 and — oh ! undignified to confess — it was 
 the great General Cringer himself who 
 walked softly to the door this time, opened 
 it noislessly, and unblushlngly listened. 
 Kay, he did more; he thrust out a hand 
 and imperiously motioned Miss Cringer 
 back to her room at the very moment of 
 her appearance on the landing. 
 
 The tinkle of the bell was instantly fol- 
 lowed by a sound of smart drumming on 
 the door, by the knuckles of two par- 
 ties, appai'ently ; for the two distinct tunes 
 of "The King of the Cannibal Islands," 
 and " Old Dan Tucker," were both, distin- 
 guishably and simultaneously, drummed 
 through before the horrified servant could 
 get the door open. When the latter did 
 open, there was a slipping, stumbling sound 
 as though some one had been leaning un- 
 suspiciously against it at the instant, and 
 had at once gone down himself and pain- 
 fully crushed the unprepared servant-girl 
 between the door and the wall. But a tre- 
 mendous cheer from half a dozen leathern 
 throats silenced the intended remonstrances 
 of the flattened menial, and General Cringer 
 heard only a clatter of boots iu the hall and 
 a confusion of voice evidently surging into 
 the first parlor. 
 
 "The ruffians of some club, I presume," 
 muttered the General, glaring over his 
 shoulder at the pretendingly busy secretary. 
 " I'm glad the girl knew enough not to bring 
 them up here. I'll go down." 
 
 " Will you want me. General ? " asked Mr. 
 Stiles. 
 
 "No, sir; not again to-day, Mr. Stiles;" 
 and the speaker slowly buttoned his coat 
 again, combed up his capillary wreath, and 
 wentdown to the parlor. 
 
 The sight meeting the eyes of the illus- 
 trious man when he opened the silver- 
 knobbed mahogany door was not calculated 
 to make a well-to-do gentleman desire its 
 early repetition in his best reception-room. 
 Stooping to the open piano-forte, and 
 dabbing at its kej's with a merciless fore- 
 finger, was an individual dressed entirely 
 in blue flannel, with pantaloons tucked into 
 his boots and cigar in his mouth. Another 
 gentleman, with steel spectacles on his nose 
 and edges of red flannel showing at liis neck 
 and wrists, was intently admiring himself 
 in the pier-glass, the while he rested a 
 heavy boot on the slender marble shelf 
 below it. On the satin-covered rosewood 
 sofa sat a fixt personage with his linen coat 
 across his arm, removing one of his spa- 
 cious shoes to discover what it was that 
 
 hurt his foot. Alternately rubbing a huge 
 hand heavily over a valuable oil painting 
 near a window, and looking to see if 
 anything came off by the operation, stood 
 an impressive figure in a velvet cap and 
 gray mufller, neither of which did the 
 owner seem to think of removing. Two 
 other gentlemen, in blue overalls and linen 
 coats were closely examining the cards in 
 the marble receiver on the table by the sofa, 
 as though anxious to discover how many of 
 their fashionable intimate friends had called 
 that day ; and they completed the brilliant 
 company. 
 
 A coid perspiration came out upon the 
 shining brow of General Cringer, as it flashed 
 upon him that the invasion of his home by 
 such a remarkable collection of beings must 
 have vastly astonished all his respectable 
 neighbors ; but what words shall describe 
 his cold bath when the gentleman at the 
 piano turned to meet him, and cried, — 
 
 "Fellers! three cheers for General Crin- 
 ger ! " 
 
 Where is the language to give the faintest 
 idea of his inexpressible horror when tliose 
 cheers were actually given, — awaking an 
 echo from a gathering crowd outside the 
 windows, and causing a nervous policeman 
 on the sidewalk to rap with his club for 
 reinforcements ? 
 
 "Mr. Waters," said the General, recog- 
 nizing his musical friend, and striving to 
 appear benignautly gratified with his recep- 
 tion, " I am happy to see you, sir; and your 
 friends — ?" 
 
 "Oh, that's Top-lights," said Mr. Waters, 
 pointing to him of the spectacles; "and 
 Lively Jim, over on that ere sofer; and the 
 deepest cuss j'ou ever see, over by the pic- 
 ture with the velvet cap ; and them fellers 
 at the cards." 
 
 The great man bowed to his guests, re- 
 spectively, as they were thus admirably 
 commended to his friendship, and remarked, 
 patriarchally, — 
 
 "Happy to see you all, gentlemen, under 
 my roof. May I ask, gentlemen, wherein it 
 lies in my power, as an humble private cit- 
 izen of the republic, to facilitate your 
 wishes ? " 
 
 "Take the pipe, Ilosey, and play away," 
 murmured Mr. Top-lights, in the chaste, 
 metaphorical language of his native Fire 
 Department. 
 
 "Well, then. General," said Mr. Waters, 
 taking a saddle-seat on the piano-stool, and 
 resting his cigar on the music-desk, "can 
 we fellers depend on you as a member of 
 the reg'lar, straight-out Demolition party ? " 
 General Cringer, who had also taken a 
 seat, rubbed his hands softly within one 
 another, and answered, cmollienth'. — 
 
 "Most assuredly, Mr. Waters and gentle- 
 men, most assuredly." 
 
 Mr. Top-lights had, for the past minute, 
 been eating peanuts from one of his largest 
 pilot-cloth pockets, throwing the shells upon 
 the carpet ; but at this question he suddenly 
 stopped his crunching, and directed the 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 lambent flrc of liis fxvocn spectacles upon 
 the <:ontU'in!in nl" ilic Iinuso. 
 
 ••The last tiuio I liecrd of you, General," 
 saitl ho, Avitli ij;roat severity of tone, "yon 
 Avas a red-hot KbulUtionist." 
 
 " Ah. but that was a week ai^o. my friend," 
 iusinuated the General, with a .ijlanee of mild 
 reproach. ''You must remember, gentle- 
 men, that my polar star is I'rineiple, not 
 Party; that my compass, as an humble pri- 
 vatecitizen of the repul)lic. is the Constitu- 
 tion, — the Constitution of Thomas Jelfcr- 
 son and of Andrew Jackson." 
 
 Thereupon, the gentleman on the sofa, 
 who had Just .ijjot his stocking off, stamped 
 asjonizing applause with his diseuicaged foot, 
 aud emitted that ear-piercing whistle with 
 which the more tasteful patrons of the 
 Bowery theatres are wont to give piquancy 
 to tlieir acclamations. 
 
 '• That being on the square," w^ent on Mr. 
 Waters, " there's no use of coughiu' about it 
 any more. "\Ye chaps are the Finance Com- 
 mittee of the O'Murphy Guard Target Com- 
 pany, and expect to turn out a hundred voters 
 next week, — I mean a hundred muskets, — 
 when Ave go up to Red House to shoot. We're 
 named inhonor of Mealy O'Mui-phy, Demo- 
 lition candidate of the sixty-sixth district 
 for Congress, and we want to know what 
 kind of a prize he's likely to give us? " 
 
 General Cringer tapped his forehead with 
 his fingers, in his most statesmanlike mau- 
 ner, aud responded thoughtfully, — 
 
 " Well, truly, Mr. Waters and gentlemen, 
 I am not banker to my excellent, honest old 
 friend. Mealy O'Murphy, and I do not know 
 just what his resources may be ; but I should 
 say that he would be willing to contribute a 
 cheque for — say two hundred and fifty, to 
 encourage good mai'ksmanship. If my friend. 
 Mealy O'Murphy, lias a positive passion," 
 said General Cringer glowingly, "it is for 
 good marksmanship." 
 
 Here the speechless being in velvet cap 
 and gray muffler, who had been introduced 
 defiuitely as "the deepest cuss," suddenly 
 ceased his experiments upon the painting, 
 and began moving quite briskl}' about the 
 room with eyes downcast, as though in 
 eager search of some valuable article lost 
 upon the floor. lie looked under the sofa, 
 the table, and all the chairs, paused a mo- 
 ment over the music-stand, as if in some 
 doubt about it, and finally locked full at Mr. 
 Waters. 
 
 " He's looldn' for j-our sand-box," observed 
 the latter to the bewildered General Crin- 
 ger; "don't j^ou keep none in the shanty? " 
 
 The celebrated man understood the ques- 
 tion, and regretted to say that the luxniMous 
 article desired was not numbered Avith his 
 furniture. 
 
 " Spit out of the window, then, you deep 
 cuss," said Mr. Waters; and the "cuss" 
 proceeded promptly to do so, to the inex- 
 pressible indignation of a butcher having 
 ills boots blacked f)n the sidewalk. 
 
 " Two hundred and fifty will be the 
 Bcrumptious thing," pursued the same speak- 
 
 er, reverting to the original topic aud rising 
 to his feet. " Now let's vamose the ranch, 
 fellers." 
 
 Not that instant, though ; for the occu- 
 pant of the sofa, after hastil}' resuming his 
 stocking and shoe, had these remarkable 
 and cabalistic words to utter, — 
 
 " How nuich for Macginuis ? " 
 
 Every movement was stopped at the 
 sound, and even the two fashionables at the 
 card-receiver suspended their attempts to 
 loosen the marble birds from that Italian 
 ornament. 
 
 " Considering that my friend Macginnis 
 is a fellow-countryman of my friend. Mealy 
 0"Murphj%" answered General Cringer oblig- 
 ingly, " I should say that he might expect 
 something handsome to compensate for half 
 a day's free gift of wholesome beer to the 
 deserving poor. Saj^ about seventy-five." 
 
 The sofa-man sat down agaiu expressly 
 for the purpose of sounding approval with 
 his feet ; and not only wore a hole in the 
 carpet, but also repeated his dramatic whis- 
 tle with renewed efl'ect. 
 
 The General, in the fulness of his benig- 
 nit}% had to accompany his worthy friends 
 to the street door, where the cold perspira- 
 tion was again called to his martyred brow 
 by the irrepressible enthusiasm of the 
 O'Murphy Guard. No sooner were those 
 genial gentlemen upon the stoop, than the}' 
 broke into three hideous cheers for General 
 Cringer, followed by three for Mealy O'- 
 Murphy, followed by three for tlie Demo- 
 lition party ; and, as quite a mob was pres- 
 ent in the street to join in their cries, the 
 effect upon a quiet neighborhood was unique 
 and exasperating. 
 
 Finall}', however, the cheers were all giv- 
 en, the last bow Avas made, the Finance 
 Committee and the mob retired to other lo- 
 calities, aud the knowing face of §i. Cl ringer's 
 residence looked doAvu upon the deserted 
 block, Avith one eye tightly shut, as before. 
 
 CHAPTER XVIII. 
 
 THE BYERS' NEW BOARDER. 
 
 If Mr. Luke Hyer, senior, had been con- 
 tent with the position of Purser's Clerk on 
 a Liverpool steamei*, afl'ording him suflicient 
 means to support his Avife, son, and daugh- 
 ters, creditablj', in half a comfortable house 
 in Varick Street, — it aa^ouUI have been Avell 
 for him. Had he rested satisfied Avith a 
 flourishing retail dry-goods store in Broome 
 Street, enabling him to remove his family to 
 a Avhole house in Woostor Street and edu- 
 cate his children in all the modern accom- 
 plishments, — it would have been still better 
 for him. But, as he undertook, upon the 
 strength of small capital and large credit, 
 to establish a great Avholesalc silk house, 
 in Avhich he failed, — it Avas bad for him. 
 That is to sa.y, bad when compared Avilli tlie 
 possibilities of the degree immediately pre • 
 
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 ceding it; for a position, as minor salesman, 
 even, in tlic imposing and solemn Establish- 
 ment of Goodman & Co., yielded considerably 
 more income than any honest purser's clerl^- 
 ship, and no living soul could impeach the 
 integrity of Luke Ilyer, senior. It was in- 
 comparably bad, though, in its domestic 
 results ; owing to tlie fact that the two elder 
 IMisses Ilyer, their mother being no more, 
 refused to descend from the social rank to 
 which the silk venture had temporarily 
 raised them, and persisted in retaining an 
 expensive house and calling-list, to the 
 great pecuniary embarrassment and misery 
 of their remaining parent. Mr. Luke Hyer, 
 though a plain, simple-minded person him- 
 self, liked to see his children dressed elegant- 
 ly, and associating with people of culture, 
 provided his purse could afford it; but when 
 such dressing and associations were attained 
 by such pretences, desperate devices, and 
 debt-making, as his daughters were now 
 resorting to, he felt ever"the uneasy weari- 
 ness of one who lives under a vague premo- 
 nition of some coming trouble, and found 
 his only relief in the cares and labor of his 
 salesmanship. It was no real pleasure for 
 him to go home in the evening to his stately 
 residence on Fourteenth Street, near the 
 square. To enter the house, was to be re- 
 minded of the large sum he must manage 
 to raise against the next rent-day ; to enter 
 the brilliantly-lighted and luxurious parlors, 
 was to be mocked with the reflection, that 
 the coarse auctioneer's red flag might be 
 flying at the door in another three months; 
 to hear the thoughtless talk of his daugh- 
 ters about their " servants," their "maids," 
 and their "jewelry preparing in Paris," was 
 to be smitten to the heart with the thought 
 that those most dear to him on earth were 
 laboriously living a perilous lie; and so, 
 when poor, soberlj'-dressed Mr. Luke Ilyer, 
 senior, reached home at night, he slipped 
 guiltily down through the area entrance to 
 the basement, for all the world like a be- 
 lated bread-man, and moped alone in that 
 part of the house until the hour came for 
 him to glide upstairs, past the piano-ring- 
 ing parlors, and betake himself to God's 
 tenderest mercy, forgetful sleep. 
 
 The master, then, of that spacious and 
 balconied house in Fourteenth Street was a 
 doleful figure to meet on the premises of an 
 evening; but there was always lively and 
 modish company to be found in the richly- 
 appointed parlors, and there can be no rea- 
 sonable objection to trying an evening 
 there. 
 
 Fine rooms were those parlors, with the 
 square folding-doorway between them, and 
 a silvered and glass-hung chandelier of four 
 branches pendent from the ceiling of each. 
 lUiuninated by the flare of eight little fans 
 of gas, the red damask curtains of the two 
 pairs of windows, the red brocatel of the 
 rosewood sofas, tete-a-tetes, chairs, and 
 ottomans, the great red blotches of flowers 
 on the Brussels carpet, and the radiatin,:? 
 plaits of red on the upper front of the uprigh t 
 
 English piano-forte, all had a tendency to 
 reflect a delicate bloom upon faces relieved 
 against them in any direction, and gave a 
 tone of sensuous warmth to tlie atmosphere. 
 A large gilded harp in one corner, huge 
 gilded mirrors over each mantel and be- 
 tween the windows, and a variety of ormolu 
 statuettes upon brackets at various points 
 on the wall, constituted the gaudy element; 
 while several small marble-top tables 
 loaded with petty china and papier-mache 
 trickeries, and an entire absence of all pic- 
 tures, save one sprawling, fiimily-portrait, 
 from the gilt-and-white papered walls, suffi- 
 ciently indicated how far taste may be culti- 
 vated by accidental opportunities without 
 becoming in any sense refined. 
 
 Posed upon a sofa toward the front win- 
 dows, her dress of some very light silk, a 
 gold-linked circle of little lava medallions 
 about her fair neck, and her plentiful dark 
 hair manipulated into such complicated 
 braids, bands, scrolls, and frizzles, as only 
 that form of woman's brains can compass, 
 sat the eldest Miss Ilyer, — Miss Caroline. 
 At her side, like a pufl" of raw cotton with 
 three black dots for a trade-mark, nestled 
 the most malignant type of French poodle, 
 blinking his weak and venomous eyes under 
 the magnetic stroking of an exquisitely 
 eatable hand. 
 
 On an ottoman not far off, and in a dress 
 and coiffure nearly the same as those of her 
 sister, appeared Miss Meeta Hyer, second 
 in command, and a verj' pretty little bru- 
 nette. To her belonged the harp, upon 
 which she was taking three weekly lessons 
 from a Polish refugee (late of the ferry- 
 boats). 
 
 Miss Tillie Hyer, the youngest sister, had 
 gone to a juvenile soiree at a neighbor's ; 
 Mr. Luke Hyer, junior, had gone with an 
 older friend to witness some theatrical per- 
 formance at the opera-house in Astor Place, 
 and the two sweet creatures above men- 
 tioned had the parlors to themselves for the 
 time. 
 
 There was an opportunity, then, for unre- 
 served family talk, not to mention sisterly 
 confidences; but while Carrie's dark eyes 
 never turned from the poodle, whose name 
 was Fleance, those of Meeta committed 
 themselves unconditionally to the carpet, 
 and neither seemed at all eager to begin a 
 conversation. Smooth, delicate, transpar- 
 ent, young faces ! what a pity those beauti- 
 ful curves of brow, cheek, and chin, should 
 ever sharpen to the plaintive angles of 
 woman's household care ! what a pity to 
 see, even now, within those curves, the 
 faintest shadow of the care that makes such 
 angles ! 
 
 Miss Hyer and Miss Meeta had cares, 
 even if they did not let their fashionable 
 friends know it. In fact, the most wearing 
 and tremendous care they had was the care 
 to make their fashionable friends believe 
 they had no cares. To speak plain English, 
 the Hyers let out one of the best rooms up- 
 stairs to a lodger who paid handsomely. 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 ^loro than tliat, they had, on tliat very day, 
 rented another room to a hidy-boarder wlio 
 Lad (it 1)1 /(.•^t be toUl at last) answered their 
 disi^uised advertisement, for a boarder, in a 
 morning paper. Z\Iore than //i(7< — O print! 
 dwindle to thy smallest — the sisters cnmedn 
 
 little money by making cbuiiillo-buttons for a Broadway cloak 
 house. 
 
 These very .';ly resources were not men- 
 tioned in connection with Mr. Luke llyer, 
 senior, for the reason that they were not 
 his resources at all. The whole weekly sum 
 derived from them went to the Polish 
 refugee, a French hair-dresser, the dress- 
 goods merchant, and the dressmakers; not 
 one dollar bein<r devoted either to the rent, 
 or to those long-extended debts under 
 Avhich the father crouched miserably into 
 himself, as though uncertain that anything 
 beyond the mere mortal shell of himself 
 Avas really his own. 
 
 The look on IMiss Meeta's face grew 
 graver and graver with an apparent in- 
 teusitication of what both were brooding 
 over, until linally the young lady tossed 
 her head impatientlj-, made a face at Fle- 
 ance, and went to the piano. A couple of 
 bleached frogs, making rival leaps on the 
 key-board of that instrument, would have 
 come as near the prodnction of a melody as 
 did the fair hands of Mecta; but music was 
 not what the latter intended; she intended 
 but to break her sister's silence ; and she 
 succeeded. 
 
 '• Oh dear! " exclaimed Miss Hyer, with a 
 fier}- glance thither, " I do wish you'd stop 
 that.'' 
 
 Back came Meeta to her ottoman at the 
 word, with a gleam of entire satisfiictiou 
 on her ingenuous countenance. 
 
 " Since you can speak to somebody be- 
 sides the dog, Carrie," said she, amiably, 
 " I wish you'd tell me how j'ou think we'd 
 best do if Miss .Terry comes down this 
 evening and tliere should be anj'body here? 
 I couldn't do less than ask her as I did, of 
 course." 
 
 " I wouldn't be utterly silly if I was you ! " 
 responded Carrie, contemptuousl3\ "I 
 Avonld try to have a little sense. Can't we 
 iiitro;Uice her without giving a Avhole his- 
 tory about it? I can, if you can't." 
 
 " Well, snap my liead otl", Carrie, will 
 you? Sweet creature! You think every- 
 body will be as obliging about being i)assed 
 off as a visitor, as Mr. Stiles is; but I 
 shouldn't a bit wonder if Miss Terry should 
 come right oirt with something about where 
 she boarded last, if she did board any- 
 where. Then you'd look nice ! " 
 
 " There's no use of talking with any one 
 so perfectly stupid," observed Miss ilyer, 
 closing her line eyes momentarily. " I 
 don't see why you don't just have Mr. Stiles 
 at once, Meeta, if you're so crazy about 
 him." 
 
 " I couldn't break your heart in that way, 
 you know," replied Meeta, smiling sweetly; 
 ''because then all your putting your feet 
 out beyond your dress, Carrie, and wonder- 
 
 ing liow an.vbody can help loving everybody, 
 would be all thrown away." 
 
 "Oh, I do think!" ejaculated the elder 
 sister, indignantly; and then she added 
 something alioiit a " h.atefnl thing." 
 
 This vivacious little scene might have 
 had siill other [)iiinaucii's, but for the ar- 
 rival of Mrs. Cornelius O'Dorieourt Fish, 
 an aci|uaintance of much fashion, who 
 thought she would call in for a few mo- 
 ments and see her dear friends, Carrie and 
 Meeta, while Mr. Fish went around to the 
 club for half an hour. 
 
 Mrs. Cornelius O'Doricourt Fish was a 
 tall, gayly dressed, hazel-eyed lady, wearing 
 her brown hair brushed straight back into 
 a violet bonnet shaped like a church win- 
 dow, and displaying on her wrists above 
 her gloves a pair of gold bracelets massive 
 to behold. Without taking a particularly 
 humorous view of life, i\Irs. Fish was 
 always laughing, to tlic great advantage of 
 her admirable teeth; and the fact that slie 
 had lately presented Mr. Cornelius O'Dori- 
 court Fish with a minute sou and heir, 
 baptized Phineas, gave the teeth a perpetual 
 good time of it. 
 
 "Mjf dear Carrie, he! he! I've been 
 dying to see you for so long. My dear 
 Meeta, too." Giggle — giggle. 
 
 Both young ladies made as much haste to 
 welcome the visitor and conduct her to the 
 sofa as elegant languor would permit. 
 Carrie throwing an arm aflectionately over 
 her sister's shoulders and the two mixing 
 nuich doting love for each other with their 
 unanimous terms of welcome to Mrs. 
 Fish. 
 
 The latter sank tittering upon the sofa ; 
 or, at least, was sinking upon it, when the 
 air was suddenly rent with such deafening 
 discord as might have burst forth had one 
 taken a seat upou the upper octaves of an 
 organ charged with air; for the lady had 
 unwittingly subsided upon the temporarily 
 lethargic Fleauce, producing such an ex- 
 plosion of unearthly sounds and demoniac 
 wrath as human philosophy Avould find ex- 
 tremely hard to reconcile with so small a 
 body of matter. Lucky it was for Phineas 
 Fisli that he had not delayed his coming, 
 or there is no knowing how his fortunes 
 miglit have been affected by the surpassing 
 agility with which his infatuated ma shot 
 up to a standing position from that sofa. 
 Iler violet bonnet was jerked over one eye 
 l)y the impetus of the shock, making her 
 half blind for a moment, and the sagacious 
 little dog took that opportunity to snap 
 away tlie thumb of her nearest glove to 
 keep himself stead}' while he barked. 
 
 "() you l)ad! bad! bad! little dove!" 
 exclaimed Carrie, making his curly back a 
 I)ase for the infliction of as many ingenious 
 back-handed blow^s at the air. 
 
 " Ne-ne-nevcr mind it, my love, he ! 
 he ! " i)anted Mrs. Fish, replacing her church 
 window, and vcr}-^ nervously sinking upou a 
 chair. 
 
 " Well, be is such a cunning dear! " ex- 
 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 87 
 
 claimed Carrie, catching up the household 
 darling in her arms aud sitting down to 
 soothe him. 
 
 "Yes, Carrie darling; but maybe Mrs. 
 Fish knows of a still cunninger little dear," 
 said Meeta, with a glance of fond archness 
 at her sister, and a fixed look of innocent 
 quizzicality at the flushed guest. 
 
 " Now, girls, you ought really to see him," 
 cried the mother of Phineas, thrown at once 
 into her laughs again by the artless refer- 
 ence; "such be-yu-tiful legs, he! he! he! 
 and eyes so full of intellect that I'm fright- 
 ened by them sometimes ; yes, really fright- 
 ened. Aud such straight legs — I will say 
 it, he ! he ! — and even my own family say 
 he's handsome as any picture. In perfect 
 health, you know, and such good legs." 
 
 With the aid of a dumpling, a pillow, and 
 two black cherries, human art could have 
 reproduced all the leading beauties of Phin- 
 eas Fish, — except his legs ; which Avas one 
 reason, perhaps, why the proud young 
 mother dwelt so gloatingly on the latter. 
 
 " And does he ask 5'ou many questions 
 yet? " inquired the deeply-interested Carrie, 
 as in beautiful maiden ignorance of the fact 
 that babes do not usually converse volubly 
 at three months old. She put the innocent 
 query on her knees, too, in front of the vis- 
 itor, and with her right hand stealing about 
 her sister's waist. 
 
 " No, dear," responded the lady, giggling, 
 "myPhinny does not exactly talk much, 
 3'et ; but I am sure, from his looks, that he 
 must think a great deal." 
 
 " Babies are such precious angels ! " burst 
 irrepressibly tromthe rosy lips of Meeta, — 
 " aren't they, Carrie, love?" 
 
 "You know I've always said so, sweet," 
 lisped the melting Caroline; "and how I 
 wish our friend upstairs would come down, 
 now, and hear Mrs. Fish tell about the dar- 
 ling creature. If she only would ! " 
 
 " From the country, is she? " asked Mrs. 
 Cornelius O'DoricourtFish, with friendly in- 
 terest. 
 
 " Miss Terry from the country ! " ex- 
 claimed Carrie, looking incredibility at 
 Meeta. " Why, Mrs. Fish, do you thiuk all 
 our friends come from the country? I de- 
 clare, I've a great mind to scud one of our 
 servants right up to her, and bring her down 
 before my maid's half done Avith her, after 
 that! Meeta, my sweet, shall we? " 
 
 "O goodness, he! he! he! don't!" en- 
 treated Mrs. Fish, rolling her eyes and lift- 
 ing her hands ; " I wouldn't have you for the 
 world. The idea! " 
 
 " She'll be down in a few moments, at any 
 rate, and we can tell her then," said Meeta; 
 and, unable to resist the temptation longer, 
 she kissed the top of Carrie's head. 
 
 " But you don't expect any other company 
 right away, — do you? "queried the visitor, in 
 pretended fear of a very public exposure, — 
 "no gentlemen, I hope? " 
 
 Carrie's head bent to hide what was in- 
 tended to be a very traitorous blush, aud 
 Meeta simpered, — 
 
 " N-n-not more than w-w-one, Mra 
 Fish." 
 
 That lady was thereupon seized with a 
 spirit of merciless roguishness only to be 
 satisfied in the words : " Not that agreeable 
 Mr. Stiles? You don't mean, he! he! to 
 say that you are expecting him agaix ? " 
 
 Reply was cut short by the opening, at 
 that moment, of the parlor door nearest to 
 the group, and the noiseless entrance of a 
 lady, with light, smooth hair, and in a taste- 
 ful black silk dress, who paused, as her mild 
 eyes fell upon Mrs. Fish, aud became rigid. 
 "This is Mrs. Fish, Miss Terry," spoke 
 Carrie, starting from her kneeling posture, 
 after a brief paralysis, and making a gesture 
 of introduction somewhat hysterically. 
 
 An inclination of Miss Terry's lustrous 
 head, aud an answering recognition from the 
 mother of the legs. 
 
 " Take that chair, won't }rou, Mis3 
 Terry ? " said Meeta, twitching her unexcep- 
 tionable shoulders from no apparent cause. 
 " Thank you, I will," replied Miss Terry, 
 in a pleasant voice ; and she took the desig- 
 nated chair with a quiet ease much at vari- 
 ance with her demeanor a moment before. 
 
 " Do you know. Miss Terry," commenced 
 Mrs. Fish, in immediate freedom and confi- 
 dence, "that these wild girls, he! he! in- 
 sist upon it that I shall tell you what a 
 miracle of a little one I've got at home ? 
 And you being such a prized friend of theirs, 
 of course I can't resist." 
 
 That was a dreadful instant for the sis- 
 ters ! a verge on which hung motionless in 
 awful poise their whole precious charactet 
 in society. If Miss Terry should ask — ! ! 
 A scarcely perceptible glance at the breath- 
 less beauties did not disturb the sei-eue 
 beaming of those mild eyesbn Mrs. Corne- 
 lius O'Doricourt Fish, nor give the slightest 
 quaver to the low, pleasant voice. 
 
 " Our friends should not be denied that 
 favor, Mrs. Fish, if you will only oblige me 
 by conferring it." 
 _ Miss Terry had, evidently, fathomed the 
 situation intuitively, aud was willing to be 
 merciful. The sisters breathed again. 
 
 " Did my maid please you. Miss Terry?" 
 asked Carrie, with that startling boldness 
 which often comes with the first reaction 
 from mortal terror. 
 
 " All you have provided pleases me, Car- 
 rie," returned Miss Terry, with a boldness 
 of address equally startling. 
 
 "My little Phinney does not talk yet, of 
 course," struck in the mother, eager to be at 
 it again; "but then. Miss Terry, he! he! 
 he's so well-formed that you would scarcely 
 notice his not talking. Oh dear, that must 
 be ray husband." 
 
 It was not her husband, though, whose 
 feet were approaching in the hall ; for, when 
 the solitary servant of the house opened 
 the door, the individual presenting himself 
 was no other than the suppressed lodger, 
 Mr. Stiles. 
 
 " Mrs. Fish" — with locket-ring hand on 
 vest — "your most obedient and devoted.. 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 Mis3 Ilyor, and Miss Mccta," — shaking 
 liamls with thein (as lie always accoiiuno- 
 datiiiiily did when company was prcscnl) — 
 " luoiv charniiiiic tlian ever, if you will allow 
 me to rejieat thai, tiilo remark — " 
 
 "Mr. ytiles, Miss Terry," introduced by 
 Carrie. 
 
 " — Proud, Miss Terry." 
 
 Mr. Stiles could not have pla5'ed a part 
 more conj^enial to his idiosyncracies than 
 the one he was now inexpressibly obliging 
 his huidladles by assuming, for tiie twen- 
 tietli time, at least. To use his own ideal- 
 ized phraseology, it "just suited his book" 
 to pass for the valued gentleman-visitor of 
 a stylish family, and ho not only kept up the 
 assumption in all its required legitimacies, 
 but also elaborated it strikingly, on occa- 
 sions, with little gratuitous helps to the 
 general comedy of " Laying it on thick." 
 
 " Mrs. Fish," said Mr. Stiles, after taking 
 an ottoman, "you're looking remarkahly 
 well, as Mr. Fish probably tells you every 
 day. And how is the young President ? " 
 
 "O Mr. Stiles! I'm sure; he! he! he!" 
 
 " I'm happy to hear you say so, Mrs. 
 Fish, if you'll excuse the freedom. Miss 
 Terry, your handkerchief, I believe? " 
 
 "Thank you, sir." 
 
 "By the way, Miss Ilyer, that barouche 
 you wanted papa to buy is not sold yet. 
 The villain will come down to civilized 
 ligurcs before he'll let such a fairofler slip." 
 
 " Will he, Mr. Stiles? " 
 
 " I'm so sure of it, Miss Meeta, that if / 
 were any other barouche in the city I'd die 
 on the spot of jealousy." 
 
 "Oh, what a man you are, Mr. Stiles!" 
 and Meeta hung her pretty head in sweet 
 confusion. 
 
 "Here's Mr. Fish, now," remarked the 
 mother of the legs, in a tone of complacent 
 importance ; and, sure enough, in walked 
 the black-haired and l)lack-whiskercd father 
 of the legs, to be greeted and introduced, 
 and made generally uncomfortable on a 
 chair near the suddenly uncurtained teeth 
 of Fleance. 
 
 Mr. Fish never could liave been strong- 
 minded at any period of his life ; for a giant 
 intellect seldom coils its Herculean traits 
 under a perfectly flat head; but the shame- 
 facedness of a j'oung parent sat upon him 
 with a peculiar effect of disordered vacancy, 
 and a cowardly grin did not intensify the 
 iute-lligenco of his prolile. He lived under 
 a wretcliedl^' happy certainty that everybody 
 knew about Phineas and wanted to address 
 him publicly on the subject; and when Mr. 
 ; Stiles whispered something in his ear, he 
 . shook hands idiotically with that gentle- 
 man and made a futile attemjjt to pull his 
 ,-chair from under himself without rising 
 .fi'om it. 
 
 Scarcely had the flutter occasioned by the 
 new arrival subsided, when Miss Terry 
 asked the privilege of retiring from the 
 room, and asked it, too, with sucii mingled 
 simplicily and dignity of maimer that no 
 one considered it a breach of etiquette. Mr. 
 
 Stiles opened tlie door for her, with his 
 most engaging air, and received her slight 
 bow, when she passed liim, as though he 
 never could sulliciently appreciate the 
 honor. 
 
 " What a charming person!" murmured 
 Mrs. Cornelius O' Doricourt Fish. 
 
 " Sister and I could never do without her," 
 simpered Meeta, looking straight at ?.rr. 
 Fisli, as the object least likely to disturb 
 her with any intelligent expression. 
 
 Mr. Stiles saw at once how the land laj', 
 and gave one of his most successful 
 touches of art to the comedy. 
 
 " Do you know, Miss Hyer," said he to 
 Carrie, witli gentle earnestness, " that Miss 
 Terry does not seem to me to be looking as 
 robust as she did ? " 
 
 "Indeed, Mr. Stiles! " 
 
 " I may be mistaken, Miss Hyer, ])ut it 
 struck me when I first came in, that there 
 were traces of secret grief. She did not 
 remember me at all, you saw." 
 
 Carrie came near losing her self-posses- 
 sion at such an ultra-ingenious stroke of 
 audacity as that, but managed to say, — " She 
 probably did not look fully at you at first, 
 Mr. Stiles." 
 
 Here Islr. Fish writhed complicatedly to 
 the very edge of his chair and chuckled 
 something about heads of large families 
 keeping good hours. This brought the 
 mother to her feet in a full fever of maternal 
 apprehension, and resulted in a leave- 
 taking remarkable for whispering and spas- 
 modic bursts of unmeaning mirth. 
 
 As the blissful young parents disappeared, 
 so passed away the smiling, cheerful girl- 
 ishncss of the Misses Hyer, even as though 
 it had never been. Caroline betook herself 
 listlessly to the sofa and bent moodil}'' over 
 the shapeless poodle of her virgin allections, 
 Meeta stood pouting at the piano, and it was 
 the general feminine sentiment of the room 
 that the evening had not been an entire 
 success. 
 
 Mr. Stiles, also, as he paused near the 
 door and fingered the bracket of an ormolu 
 " Peace," seemed willing to hear some kind 
 of explanation before bowing himself otf 
 the scene. He lingered thus inconsequently 
 for several moments, and finding that 
 woman's tongue forsook its prerogative for 
 once, ventured to si)eak first himself. 
 
 "May I inquire, Miss Hyer, if our re- 
 markably self-possessed friend, Miss Terry, 
 will appear at breakfast? — or has the car- 
 riage been ordered to take her home? " 
 
 Caroline darted a sharp glance at him, 
 and Meeta struck a chord. 
 
 "I'm delighted to hear you say so," ob- 
 served the unabashed gentleman, " and I 
 hope Miss Terry will not be discontented 
 with her accommodations when she finds 
 that I do not breakfast with you. Now, 
 really, ladies," continued Mr. Stiles, sud- 
 denly assuming a tone of considerate kind- 
 ness, " j'ou must let me speak to you this 
 once as a friend, rather than as a lodger. 
 I'm old enough to be your brother, as you 
 
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 89 
 
 are aware, and you must not mind wha-t I 
 say. This Mi?s Terry is the uew boarder; 
 — / know that. Furtlicrmore, as herein 
 aforesaid, nevei'theless and notwithstand- 
 ing, I woukln't trust iier too far. Tliat's the 
 last farewell parting- adviee, ladies, of one 
 who ii^old enough to be your brother. Al- 
 low me to say good-evening ! " and he de- 
 parted from them in a supernaturally mature 
 and benedictional manner. 
 
 "I wish I was dead!" said Carrie to 
 Fleauce. 
 
 " Always something ! " said Meeta to the 
 piano-forte. 
 
 It was the privileged custom of Mr. Stiles, 
 when he readied home at a reasonable hour 
 iu the evening, to smoke a cigar in the 
 basement before retreating finally upstairs 
 to his own room ; and after leaving the par- 
 lor he went down for that reflective purpose. 
 Cigar in mouth, therefore, he entered the 
 front basement, expecting to find it vacant ; 
 for Mr. Luke Hyer, senior, generally retired 
 early, and the youngest Hyers avoided that 
 part of the house altogether. On this occa- 
 sion, however, he found the minor salesman 
 of Goodman & Co. still there, with his back 
 toward the door and a worn-looking morn- 
 ing paper on hi§ knee. 
 
 " oil, I wish I was in Rome, 
 
 With the Pope, with the Pope; 
 Oh, I wish I was in Home, 
 With the Po-ope," 
 
 crooned old Mr. Hyer, dismally, as he weari- 
 edly polislied his silver-mounted spectacles 
 with a red silk handkerchief, and made vari- 
 ous dreamy starts to save the newspaper 
 from falling to the floor. He did not hear 
 the door opening, and had commenced his 
 senile refrain again when Mr. Stiles spoke, — 
 
 " Why, governor, j-ou're making a uight 
 of it, this time." 
 
 " Yc-es, Mr. Stiles," answered he, recog- 
 nizing the voice and turning toward the 
 speaker. " The fact is, I fell asleep. What 
 time is it? " 
 
 Mr. Stiles drew from his vest's upper 
 pocket a wildly staring stop-watch, and, 
 from sheer force of early habit, pressed the 
 stop-spring and said '• Go! " 
 
 " Eh? " ejaculated Mr. Hyer. 
 
 "Beg pardon; I mean half-after ten. 
 Ten; thirty; twenty-one quarter." 
 
 "My! Late as "that, is it?" said Mr. 
 Hyer, rising slowly from his chair and let- 
 ting tlie paper fall ; " then I must be getting 
 upstairs. Oh, dear." 
 
 " Stop and try a cigar," suggested Mr. 
 Stiles. 
 
 "No, thank you, Mr. Stiles. I've given 
 up smoking, as fond as I used to be of it. 
 I can't atibrd it now. Good-night." 
 
 He spoke discousolateljs as he did about 
 everything; and as he took his gray- 
 sprinkled head and sombre form out of the 
 apartment, without so much as a lamp in 
 his hand to make him seem less lost in his 
 own house, Mr. Stiles shook his head and 
 held the wrong end of his regalia to the gas 
 flame. 
 
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 " Poor old horse, let him die," soliloquized 
 Mr. Stiles, with much poetic feeling. 
 
 CHAPTER XIX. 
 
 TBE DAYS WEES I WENT GIPSYIXG. 
 
 When once Mr. Reese had introduced me 
 to his strange fellow-travellers iu the terms 
 I have repeated, and shared equally with 
 me the ci'ackers, sausage, and strong cheese 
 handed from the wagon by Juan, he seemed 
 to think that the honors were all done and 
 my case definitely settled. The high flavor 
 of the sausage induced me to give nearly 
 all my portion of tliat delicacy to JMr. Mug- 
 ses, w^ho ate it with great solemnity, and 
 immediately curled his tail into a tremulous 
 note of interrogation having direct refer- 
 ence to the cheese. The latter, also, I passed 
 to him, as being rather pungent for my 
 own use, and his summaiy disposition of it 
 called forth a shrill ejaculation from the old 
 woman under the wagon and a laugh from 
 her younger companion. 
 
 "Why do you give that to the dog?" 
 asked Reese, looking up from his own lazy 
 meal at the sound. " Old Dolores over 
 there can't stand such extravagance. Don't 
 you like the stufl' ? " 
 
 " No, sir," said I. 
 
 " You'll like it better when you get used 
 to it," said he ; " won't he, Anita? " 
 
 The question was addressed to the young 
 girl, w'ho laughed again, and nodded at me 
 several times with great good-humor. 
 
 " Who do you think that lady is? " asked 
 my entertainer, pointing to the girl, and 
 exchanging smiles with lier. 
 
 I intimated a belief that she was his 
 sister, whereupon the two card-players 
 laughed very boisterously, and the man 
 with the moukej', who, as I afterwards dis- 
 covered, was her father, looked angry. 
 
 " Then you think I'm a gipsy, too? " 
 
 His long black hair, which he wore 
 pushed back behind his ears, gave him a 
 half- foreign look; but he had not the dark 
 complexion of the others, and 1 could not 
 admit that I took him for a gipsy. 
 
 " No, I'm no gipsy. Little Breeches ; but I 
 may become one some of these days in 
 downright earnest, if things go against me. 
 She's a princess, — you understand? — and 
 would look well iu the crown I'd buy for 
 her if I had the money convenient. Not 
 the sort of princess you read of. in your 
 story-books, though, but a member of the 
 black-eyed dynasty, queens of the palm. 
 Come here, Anita." 
 
 The scowl of the monkey-man grew 
 darker, and the old woman shook her head 
 violently and mumbled something; but the 
 girl unhesitatingl)' obeyed his siimiuous, 
 and crawled over to us on all-fours. 
 
 "Tell this little fellow's fortune," said 
 Reese, clasping his hands across his knees, 
 and motioning toward me with his head. 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 " IIo not so sniall-a," hintcil she, in a 
 low. musical voice, and with a laughing 
 look at nie. 
 
 " Nor big cuouji;h to make nic jealous. 
 my beauty; so just look into his hand, and 
 see what he's got before him." 
 
 Juan and the card-players having come 
 forward to look on, she took the cards from 
 one of tlie latter, and then pulled one of my 
 hands toward her, and began to trace the 
 lines of the palm with a dexterous fore- 
 linger. 
 
 ''Great-a trouble for him," she said, in a 
 sing-song way ; "he go down, down; and 
 then up-a; but I don't know if he marry. 
 Let me see." She shuflled the dirty cards, 
 holding them over her head, and manageil 
 to make one shoot out from the i)ack and 
 fall beside me, face downward. 
 
 " You tell-a me, is it black or red? " 
 
 " It's got black spots on it," answered I, 
 looking. 
 
 '•Black-a? Ah. no good," she went on, 
 retaking the card without looking at it, and 
 adding it to the pack. The latter she shuf- 
 fled over her head again, and then made a 
 fan of it before her, aud began talking very 
 fast. 
 
 "Slack man — dark eyes, dark hair — 
 cross-a you here tirst. Plenty of money 
 for you ; but — but, one red man, two red 
 men" cross you here, and no money. Black 
 man again, aud then some one light-a; 
 maybe woman ; and you have-a money, and 
 lose-a money. I know no more." 
 
 Reese laid back on the grass and laughed 
 a hearty response to the grins of the other 
 men, the latter seeming to view my fortune 
 in an extremely humorous light. 
 
 "After that rigmarole for the tailor from 
 Morristowu, you'd better shut up shop, my 
 beauty," roared the former. " You've given 
 him more reds and l)lacks and whites than 
 you gave me. He'll be pretty w.ell tanned 
 If he goes through all the shades." 
 
 Anita drew her shawl over her face and 
 went silently back to where the old woman 
 sat; while I rubbed the baud she had exam- 
 ined, as though to discern something of 
 what slie had pretended to see there, and 
 Avas hopelessly confused in my head over 
 the red men, and ])!ack men, and money. 
 
 "Now go and play with the dog, if 3'ou 
 want to. while I take a nap," said Reese; 
 and without more; ado he placed his hat over 
 his eyes and paid no further attention to 
 anybody. 
 
 The other men resuming their former oc- 
 cupations, and Anita showing no disposition 
 to invite my assistance in the mending of 
 the tambourine, I found no better employ- 
 ment than staring at them and the Avagons 
 i'oT a while, and tlien engaging Mr. Rlugses 
 in a series of headlong charges and frantic 
 retreats, in which he displayed a vivacity 
 not always regulated by the most obvious 
 intelligence. 
 
 Now that I look back to that day in the 
 woods, and remember how siinster and for- 
 eign-looking were the dai'k faces of those 
 
 people, T am surprised to think how fi'ar- 
 lessly 1 trusted myself in the uncongenial 
 company of the latter, and how untroubled 
 I was by the timidity so usual to me in the 
 presence of grown persons. It may ha\e 
 been that I had only heard of gipsies in such 
 a fragmentary, indefinite way, that their 
 name as a race suggested no more than the 
 vague romantic dill'erence from common 
 mortals, in which the childish ndnd takes 
 an unreasoning but sober pleasure. It may 
 have been that the cheerful, fanuliar manner 
 of the country ox-driver, and the ln-art}-, 
 friendly treatment of Reese, broke down, 
 for the time, my nervous awe of adult man- 
 kintl and gave me that reactionai'y boldness 
 which, in dogs and children, is apt to follow 
 closely upon abject fear, at the least encour- 
 agement from superiors. Whichever was 
 tiie reason, I certainly felt at ease with my 
 silent friends from the moment of my intro- 
 duction to them, and derived no other sen- 
 sation from their wild appearance than such 
 an agreeable wonder as might have enlivened 
 my mind during the reading of a romantic 
 story. It is possible that the deep black 
 eyes of Anita made me temporarily bashful, 
 and that the snapping gestures and nunnbliug 
 talk of Old Dolores made me keep my dis- 
 tance from the two for a little while ; but as 
 Mr. Mugses grew excited with his sport aud 
 ultimately extended his panting retreats to 
 a point beyond them, I tinally crawled fairly 
 between the pair in pursuit of mj' playmate, 
 and was made quite at home by their uods 
 and pretended clutches at me. 
 
 Late in the afternoon an old farmer and 
 his wife arrived in a wagon from some place 
 through which the gipsies had passed two 
 or three days before. The man remained in 
 the vehicle where it had stopped on the 
 road, to " mind the horse," he said ; but the 
 old woman descended, and, having cast 
 a shrewd look at the vagrants and their 
 gear, walked boldly to where Dolores and 
 Anita were seated and exhibited to the for- 
 mer a finger on which a felon was visible. 
 
 As though the whole afl'air had been ar- 
 ranged beforehand, Dolores drew from a 
 tattered carpet-sack, worn at her waist, a 
 bit of brown paper, a pencil, aud a strip of 
 white cloth. Using the tambourine for a desk, 
 she made some marks upon the paper with 
 the pencil, muttered a number of words over 
 the writing, and then carefully bound the en- 
 chanted inscription upon the afflicted finger 
 with the cloth. The old woman, after 
 watching the process with some anxiety of 
 countenance, assumed a look of great con- 
 tentment at its conclusion, and, having paid 
 a quarter of a dollar to Dolores, went con- 
 lideutly back to the wagon and was driven 
 oil'. 
 
 Still later in the day, and when the sun 
 was almost below the iiorizon, there arrived 
 another great gipsy wagon, containing four 
 more gip.sy men, who seemed, by the noisy 
 welcome givi'u them, to have been absent 
 from the main company for some time. 
 They brought a great heap of old rags, 
 
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 91 
 
 bottle corks, broken table-knives, and other 
 trash, in the examination of which Dolores 
 displayed a chattering interest for whicli I 
 could not account. Anita, observing my 
 puzzled look, said, — "We sell-athem;" and 
 I felt the more confused by the explanation. 
 While these extraordinary treasures were 
 still in discussion, two more gipsies, with 
 hand-organs on their backs, arrived from 
 Newark, as Reese told me, and they seemed 
 to complete the gang. 
 
 At twilight, the noisy chattering and 
 swarming about the last wagon having 
 somewhat subsided, Juan built a tire of 
 brush on the grass by the roadside, and 
 Dolores held a long-handled iron skillet 
 over the flames, while Anita sliced and 
 threw into it a number of the strong sau- 
 sages I have already mentioned. Reclining 
 upon the turf in all directions, the men 
 awaited the completion of the cooking, 
 their dark faces and glistening eyes catch- 
 ing the firelight like the smoky figures 
 of an old, varnish-cracked picture, seen by 
 the insutticient beams of a caudle ; and had 
 I known anything of banditti by story, the 
 tableau must have suggested the most pic- 
 turesque chivalry of crime to my attentive 
 gaze. Reese was beside me again on the 
 grass, with Mr. Mugses, vivaciously scent- 
 ing the cookery at his left hand, and when 
 the sausages were finally read}', and the 
 skillet placed where all could reach it, my 
 new friend asked me if he should help 
 me? 
 
 "No, sir," responded I; "they aren't 
 nice ; but I'd like some of the cakes." 
 
 "That is to say, crackers, Little Breech- 
 es," said he; "and I don't know but they 
 are better for young tailors. Here, Juan, 
 some crackers for the boy, and some crack- 
 ers and cheese for me." 
 
 Juan, who had just poured a quautitj^ of 
 crackers upon the grass near the skillet 
 from a coarse bag, went back to his wagon 
 and brought the desired articles on a tin 
 plate ; whereupon Reese told me to help 
 myself, if I could see to do so. The gip- 
 sies, meanwhile, were plunging crippled 
 knives and forks into the skillet, and claw- 
 like hands into the heap of crackers, and 
 had I been particularly delicate of stomach, 
 their primitive mode of eating might have 
 injured my own appetite. Not being thus 
 delicate, however, the dimly-seen spectacle 
 only amused me, and I ate with a gusto 
 which caused Mr. Mugses to follow each 
 cracker to my mouth with his nose, in re- 
 peated disappointment, and finally utter a 
 whine of sheer desperation. 
 
 The sausages and crackers being all eaten, 
 and fresh brush thrown upon the fire, Anita 
 and Juan appeared from one of the wagons 
 with a number of small tin pails contaiiiing 
 liquor of some sort, and gave one to each 
 couple, to be shared between them. This 
 was a signal for Reese to leave me and take 
 a seat beside the two card-players of the 
 afternoon, and after he liad drank from a 
 pail devoted to his exclusive use, he en- 
 
 tered into a conversation with the men in 
 their own language, and I was forgotten. 
 
 During the drinking, and its accompany- 
 ing clatter of voices, the fire crackled, 
 flamed, flashed, flickered, and tuml)led into 
 broken skeletons of sputtering red ; but its 
 light was succeeded by that of a full-orbed 
 moon on high, whose mellow lustre fell in 
 hazy shafts and patches through the tree- 
 tops above, and threw shadows of trunks 
 and twining branches upon the grass and 
 its figures in a gigantic mosaic. Cricket 
 and tree-toad uttered only irregular notes 
 for a while, the loud bursts of laughter and 
 occasional uproar of contention frightening 
 tliem from persistence, apparently ; but soon 
 they appeared to grow accustomed to such 
 dissonant voices, and went lustily to work 
 for the night in full concert all around. A 
 majority of the gipsies lit their clay-pipes 
 before the fire went entirely out, the heaped 
 tops of the bowls glowing, like burning 
 coals, in short parallels and irregular squares 
 and triangles ; and as the half-distinct, half- 
 shadowy smokers quickly jerked the pipes 
 from their mouths in the excitement of their 
 talk, and as c^uickly drove them back be- 
 tween their teeth at each pause, the efl'ect to 
 me was like a curious game with little fiery 
 balls, which the players were fanning to 
 keep above their waists. 
 
 AVith ray back against a tree and my feet 
 sprawled out before me I was sleepily- 
 amusing myself with this fancy, when one 
 of the organ-men turned to the instrument 
 standing beside him, and, with an exclama- 
 tion sounding like "Gavota! gavota!" 
 commenced grinding a lively air. A gen- 
 eral shout followed, and, as the smokers 
 hastily scrambled apart to leave a space 
 clear between the first wagon and the 
 place where I sat, Reese and Anita sprang 
 to their feet and began dancing toward 
 and from each other in the liveliest manner 
 imaginable. As he approached her, he ex- 
 tended his arms, and she, with the shawl 
 falling back from her glossy black hair, 
 acted as though she would run into them ; 
 but when another step or two brought him 
 closer, she turned from him with a graceful 
 motion, looking back at him under an up- 
 lifted elbow. Then ho turned, too, and 
 came from her with hands upon his hips 
 and his feet flying in all sorts of ways, 
 leaving her to come dancing after him 
 with her arms extended and her head very 
 much on one side. Faster came the music, 
 Old Dolores joining it with the tambourine 
 this time, and Anita was almost touching 
 Reese, when he spun swiftly about and 
 caught her around the waist before she 
 could save herself. Tum ! went the tam- 
 bourine, and away they whirled together in 
 a ring on the grass, half in shadow, half in 
 moonlight, until another Tum ! from Do- 
 lores brought both to a standstill — she 
 leaning back over one of his arms, with a 
 hand on his shoulder and her eyes on his 
 face. 
 
 They sank down in their places again 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUX; OR, 
 
 amid a tempest of shouts and laiiiilitiT ; 
 while I, fully arousi'd by the pcrronuance, 
 leaned ea.irerly forward wllh the hope that 
 it would lie rei^ealed. There was no repeti- 
 tion of the danee, and as the gipsies 
 seraniblcd toijether in knots aijain and re- 
 newed their chatter arountl Iteese and the 
 •women, I got stealthily up and quietly 
 made my way to the road, where all was 
 liiiht and I could see the bend from whence 
 the wa.i,^ons had first caught my attention. 
 "While i paused there on the road which led, 
 as I believed, to New York, there flashed 
 upon me a sudden thought of flight ; an im- 
 pulse to run with all my speed, and get 
 away from there! I think I should have 
 done so had the thought lasted another 
 moment, though not knowing why; but 
 even while my heart throbbed at its shock 
 I remembered what had driven me there, 
 and a confused vision of Mr. Birch, the 
 rock, the man with the musket, and my 
 father, struck me like a raw blast. 
 
 "Boy! little-a boy!" whispered a voice 
 in my ear. The gipsy girl was standing 
 beside me, with her shawl still off her head ; 
 and, startled as I was, her hand upon her 
 own lips restrained me, intuitively, from 
 uttering any sound. 
 
 " Make-a no noise, or they hear," she 
 said, with a glance over her shoulder. 
 " AYhere-a you come from? " 
 
 I made no answer, but tried to edge shyly 
 away from her. 
 
 ''Xo! no!" she whispered, catching my 
 arm; "you tell-a me something. Where 
 you motlier? " 
 
 " She's in the ground," said I, feeling that 
 I must speak. 
 
 " And your father, eh? He not your fa- 
 ther?" 
 
 How it was that I knew she meant Reese 
 I cannot explain. I did know it, however, 
 and positively, if not contemptuously, as- 
 sured her that he was not my father. 
 
 "Yon know him, eh?" she asked, her 
 eyes glittering upon me and her hold tight- 
 ening on my arm. 
 
 I told her that I had never seen Imn at all 
 before that day, and unguardedly admitted 
 my having run away from the mad school- 
 master. 
 
 Tlie latter part of the speech she gave no 
 heed to, but still clutched my arm aud kept 
 her ej'es upon me. 
 
 " You think he good-a man, eh?" 
 
 " Oh, yes ! " exclaimed I. 
 
 " Now you tell-a me — " 
 
 She did not finish that sentence, for some 
 one was coming; and in a moment Reese 
 himself was with us. He had approached 
 from behind, ])ut with no apparent inten- 
 tion of being unheard, and Anita had released 
 me and hidden her face in her shawl when 
 he came up. 
 
 " So, so," said he, "you're telling more 
 fortunes are you, my gip? This won't do. 
 You must let this boy alone after this, if 
 j'ou i)lease. For the present he's my ex- 
 clusive i)roperty— you understand ? aud you 
 
 mustn't trouble yourself with him at all, my 
 beauty." 
 
 She stood like a statue iintil he had 
 llnislu'd speaking, and then turned and 
 glided away toward the wagons, as though 
 dismissed i)y an authority leaving nothing 
 to say. 
 
 " What has she been talking about to you, 
 Little Breeches ? " 
 
 " Nothing nntch, sir." 
 
 "Thai's a lawyer's answer; but it don't 
 matter. Come along now ; it's time for 5'ou 
 to go to bed. Come right after me. Quick's 
 the word." 
 
 I wondered where the bed could be, and 
 might have ventured a natural inquiry had 
 he not turned upon his heel immediately and 
 sauntered back to the wagon, leaving me no 
 choice but to run after him in silence and 
 find explanation in the object itself. A ma- 
 jority of the company were still lounging 
 on the grass, with "their pipes in their 
 mouths. Dolores and the girl had disap- 
 peared, and three or four of the men were 
 dragging what looked like ragged shawls or 
 blankets from one of the wagons, prepar- 
 atory to making themselves comfortable on 
 the ground for the night. Tied to a tree by 
 a long chain attaclied to a belt about his 
 body, the monkey sat huddled-up aud dozing 
 in a splash of moonlight; and, while I 
 loitered to look at him, Mr. Mugses ap- 
 proached with extended nose and bestowed 
 a friendly lick on the nodding head of the 
 hairy little philosopher. Either the exceed- 
 ing dampness of the salutation, or its feverish 
 warmth, proved ofi'ensive to the exhausted 
 monkey, and, with an irascible squeak, he 
 made a sudden bounce at one of Mr. Mug- 
 ses' fore-legs aud inflicted a bite not to be 
 silently borne. Dismal was the canine yell 
 ensuing, and impatient was the command of 
 Reese that I should cease meddling with the 
 beasts and come to him at once. 
 
 He was standing at the back of a wagon, 
 and, without ceremonj', swung me into the 
 lattar like a bag, aud left me sprawling ou a 
 deep layer of rags. 
 
 " Here's where you are to sleep," he said, 
 "and you might have a worse bed, I can 
 tell you. These are the picked rags, the 
 washed linen ones, and if it weren't so 
 warm that I prefer a blanket on the grass, 
 I'd sleep here myself. Over by the seat in 
 front, are my two trunks, — one full of books 
 and one half full of something else. I'm 
 going to let the dog sleep with you, for com- 
 pany, and if you hear him bark through the 
 night be sure to call for me as loud as you 
 can. I don't want any of these gipsies to be 
 lingering my property — you understand? 
 — and the dog knows 'em." 
 
 He whistled for Mugses, who came limp- 
 ing at tiie smnmons, and made him leap into 
 the wheeled bedroom and crouch in a front 
 corner against one of the trunks. 
 
 " You won't be afraid here, with me just 
 outside ? " 
 
 " No, sir, not very." 
 
 " Thcu lie down comfortably as soon aa 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 93 
 
 you can, and remember about the dog's 
 barking. Good-night." 
 
 " Good-night, sir." 
 
 The novclli}^ of sleeping in a -wagon in the 
 woods, \vith a black and j'ellow hound for 
 a bedfellow and a ready-made dream of 
 gipsies round about, gave nie the same 
 luxurious feeling I have experienced in 
 latter jxars when retiring to rest in some 
 strange and peculiarly pleasant room. The 
 rags were the most comfortable of couches, 
 the canvas arch over my head looked like 
 the roof of a coscy little house which I had 
 all to myself, the moonlit branches and 
 leaves drooping in sight at either opening 
 wei'e lulling pictures ; and, to the music of 
 cricket and tree-toad, the murmur of con- 
 versation beyond the wagons, and the occa- 
 sional stamp of a horse, I soon dropped 
 asleep. 
 
 It seemed to me, however, that I had only 
 just closed my eyes and commenced to lose 
 consciousness, when two persons began talk- 
 ing very near the side of the wagon. I heai'd 
 them for a long while, as it appeared to me, 
 though rather as mere monotonous sounds 
 than as intelligible speakers of connected 
 words, and might have lost sense of them 
 altogether in a deeper lethargy had not IMr. 
 Mugses kept my consciousness feeblj^ alive 
 by an occasional uneasy movement in his 
 corner. Even that, though, would not have 
 afl'ccted my stupid sense, very long, but for 
 an ultimate growl, which aroused me sufli- 
 ciently to make me turn over and become 
 vaguely aware that the talking had suddenly 
 ceased. 
 
 "Il'sh, Mugses!" 
 
 The voice, though suppressed to almost a 
 whisper, was plainly Eeese's ; and ray iden- 
 tification of it restored my dormant faculties 
 enough to make them passively comprehen- 
 sive of what followed outside. 
 
 " You say he came upon you by acci- 
 dent?" some one said, as though in ques- 
 tioning reiteration of a remark previously 
 made. 
 
 "Yes," — it was Eeese speaking, — "he 
 nearly stumbled over me as I lay on the 
 grass. I was going ahead to Milton in the 
 afternoon, on one of the nags here, if he 
 hadn't told me such a queer yarn about 
 Birch. I don't know why it was, but, some- 
 how, the story struck me right away as 
 being true. I've felt in my bones that some- 
 thing was going to happen there, and, for 
 all the young sculping had already told me 
 one absurd whopper about himself, — that he 
 was a tailor, or some such chati', — I cottoned 
 to the thing right ofl'. But what under 
 heaven did the lunatic want to hurt the boy 
 for?" 
 
 " Why, don't you know that? " 
 
 The last speaker seemed to take a long 
 step toward the wagon, and I could hear 
 the hissing of a rapid wliisper. 
 
 " By Jove ! — no ! " exclaimed Reese, and 
 I knew by the sound that he was leaning 
 right against the wagon. 
 
 " It's a jolly fact, my boy," responded the 
 
 strange voice ; " and, what's more, the young 
 bird may be worth money to you yet." 
 
 '• But how did he ever get away ? " 
 
 " Wolf was the man. He was the identi- 
 cal jolly in-di-vid' who fired the shot I told 
 you about awhile ago. Oh, but wasn't he ! 
 it was all a put-up thing between him and 
 tliat wild-cat before she flew the trap. I 
 was after him up here for weeks, first as 
 one character and then another ; and I didn't 
 enjoy sleeping out-doors, or in pig-sheds 
 half the time, if he did. I was on the road 
 at the foot of the clifi" when he went up with 
 the musket, and, by some astonishing and 
 jolly accident, I was close on hiin when he 
 came tearing down with the kid on his back ; 
 l)ut I lost him in the storm, somehow. 
 Think he must have struck across lots to 
 shun the village." 
 
 " Confound the cracked fool!" muttered 
 Reese, making the whole wagon shake with 
 an involuntary blow upon one of the wheels. 
 " He'll get us all into hot water yet — you 
 understand ? — with his infernal gammon 
 about that she one ! " 
 
 " I thought I'd strike town time enough 
 to catch him, and couldn't have missed him 
 if the governor hadn't told me to let up. 
 I know where he is. One of our up-towu 
 ' shadows ' saw him j'esterday afternoon 
 moving around Union Square, looking like 
 a scarecrow. But we can get him ofl' west 
 for a while now, my boy, by working him up 
 about the shooting." 
 
 " I wish he may shake liimself to death 
 with Illinois shiver before I lay eyes on him 
 again. It won't be the thing for me to be 
 seen about the Milton mill now, I suppose ? " 
 
 " The mill ! " exclaimed the strange voice, 
 sounding nearer again. " I should think 
 not. If this shooting business gets wind, 
 the Jersey coppers* will be around like 
 hornets, and Sharp will have a jolly time to 
 keep them off the scent. His being post- 
 master will be a help to him. What a jolly 
 postmaster, too! and all through General 
 Cringer. Have you got any of the stuff with 
 you no^, Eeese ? " 
 
 "Yes, some. Not much — you under- 
 stand ? — but more than I want to keep on 
 hand. I'll have to get out of this neighbor- 
 hood, too, and strike for the crib. But 
 about this young Glibun, again — what 
 would you do with him ? I held on to him, 
 because I didn't know just what might have 
 happened, and didn't care to have him get 
 to Newark and go to blabbing. How about 
 him now ? " asked Eeese, drumming withhis 
 Angers on a panel immediately behind 
 which was my face. 
 
 " Take him along with you," was the an- 
 swer. " If I know the ropes, he's worth 
 money to you. Where's the rest of thia 
 gang of beggars ? " 
 
 " At liob^ken." 
 
 " Then you've come by Newark? " 
 
 " Yes, of course." 
 
 " Well, if you don't hear from me again, 
 
 * Police. 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 I'd advise you to leave them here and ^o 
 baek to town in your old rig. And, now I 
 think of it. I found out, la.st ni.irht, Avliere 
 M'olf and the i)oy slept. 1 i)utupata farm- 
 house, and what slioultl I see hanij;ing to the 
 farmer's vest hut Wolf's old steel watch- 
 eliain'i' 1 knew it in a minute, and asked the 
 old man what he'd take for it, and where lie 
 got it. lie said he'd take a pair of braces, 
 worth double the money, and when the bar- 
 gain was closed ho admitted that he had 
 taken the thing in jiay from a man and aboy 
 who had slept in his barn and taken bread 
 and milk in the morning." 
 
 Though still keeping m)^ eyes closed, I 
 was thoroughly awake when the conversa- 
 tion reached this point, and understood 
 pretty well that part of the discussion relat- 
 ing to myself. It had been growing more 
 surprising to me every moment, that a 
 stranger should arrive in the middle of the 
 night and talk thus curiously to Keese, and 
 when I heard the pair moving away, I raised 
 myself high enough to glance over the 
 trunks and seat. At first I thought the 
 moon was shining, but, as my vision cleared, 
 I saw with astonishment the all-pervading 
 light of early morning, and realized that I 
 had slept soundly through the night without 
 knowing it! 
 
 Mr. Mugses was up in a twinkling, with 
 his fore-feet on the trunk he had guarded, 
 and wiien I sciuirmed out of the wagon to 
 survey the field he leaped down also, and 
 began making his toilet by twisting round 
 and round after some unattainable point 
 along his backbone. 
 
 Several of the gipsies were yet extended 
 on their torn and dirty blankets, here and 
 there, but most of the band stood silently 
 smoking their pipes around and among the 
 wagons beyond mine ; and Dolores, Anita, 
 and Juan were engaged about a lire kindled 
 on the bed of the last one. Near these last, 
 and ou the edge of the road, was Reese, 
 conversing eiiruestly with a strange man in 
 a black cloth cap and a linen suit, who sat 
 upon a long, thin box covered with shiny 
 black leather. 
 
 It was one of those golden mornings in 
 early autumn, or late summer, Avhen the 
 first rays of the sun seem to evoke from 
 mellowi'd nature an ethereal kind of yellow 
 dust, and permeate it with such a luminous 
 sentience that your own breathing seems to 
 stir sometlung trenmlous in it. Trees, 
 wagons, horses, and human figures took a 
 faint, tawny lustre from the deepening glow 
 of the east; the grass bore a map of a con- 
 tinent of light cut up with a tangle of trunk 
 and branch, rivers and lakes in shade ; and 
 the glaring road in front, seen through the 
 trees, sparkled in its sand as though sown 
 with neetlle-i)oiiits. 
 
 Holding my hat in one hand, and smooth- 
 ing my hair with the f)llicr. I was staring 
 abstracte<lly at the tied and still drowsy 
 monkey, wiiose brislling black coat took a 
 reddish burnish from the sun, when Keese 
 called me. 1 went to where he stood, and 
 
 as his companion turned to look at mo I 
 noted that the latter had dark curly hair, a 
 round face, and eyes yello\vish lilce a cat's, 
 
 '•So you're up without calling, are yon. 
 Little breeches 'i" " said my protector. " How 
 did you sleep'/ " 
 
 " Very well, sir," replied I. 
 
 " I thought you would. Hero's a pedler, 
 you see, has come into camp since you went 
 to bed." 
 
 " Yes," said the strange voice I had heard 
 by the wagon. "I thought there might be a 
 lad of your size, here, who wanted a new 
 cap." 
 
 " I lost mine and a bo,v gave me this," 
 answered I, Avilling to be familiar. 
 
 "And I shouldn't Avonder if you lost one 
 before that still," returned the pedler, com- 
 ically screwing up one yellow eye. 15ut I 
 didn't understand him and looked inquir- 
 ingly at Reese. 
 
 " Juan," called the latter over my head, 
 " have you brought that second pail of water 
 yet?" 
 
 "Yes, seer," responded Juan, looking up 
 from the fire. 
 
 "Then, Glibun, you'd better go and wash 
 your face and hands; for we shall have 
 breakfast directly." 
 
 CHAPTER XX. 
 
 A.NITA TELLS AJfOTHER FORTUNE. 
 
 Soon after the coarse meal had been de- 
 spatched, the organ-men and the owner of 
 the monkey were called by Keese to the 
 Avagon in Avliich I had slept, Avith strict 
 orders that I should not folloAV them, and 
 those supplied Avith handfuls of something 
 that rustled as they thrust it hastily into 
 their breasts. AVhat it could be I did not 
 attempt to guess ; but I had an idea that 
 Keese had taken it from one of the trunks; 
 and I Avas looking toward the group with 
 considerable curiosity, Avhen Anita stepped 
 abruptly before me and held up a finger. 
 
 "He tell-a you not to look!" said she, 
 very sharply. 
 
 " No, he didn't," I replied, much provoked 
 by her interference ; " he told me not to go 
 there ; and I haven't gone, — have I 'i " 
 
 " Look here, youngster," sounded the 
 voice of the pedler, from behind me, " didn't 
 your boss say that you Avantcd a cap? " 
 
 I turned, and saw him reclining on the 
 grass, Avith his great black box opened be- 
 fore him antl a gay array of attractive arti- 
 cles displayed therein. Both Anita and I 
 at once gave our attention to the latter, and 
 very soon a number of gipsies, including 
 Old Dolores, stood around us with eyes in- 
 tently fixed on the treasures of the pack. 
 
 " Here's a (hy -goods store, i)erfumer's 
 shop, jeweller's, and l>arnum's nmseum all 
 rolleil into one," prated the pedler viva- 
 ciousl}'; "and though it don't look as 
 though nmch had beeu sold out of it, I 
 
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BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 95 
 
 wouldn't take a liundred dollars for the profit 
 it's been to me this very trip. Here's your 
 ribbon, — (tliere's a piece of rose-color for 
 you, my prima donna), — and your glass 
 beads, and your back-combs, and your liooks 
 and eyes, and your braces, and your steel- 
 clasp pocket-books. Here's your toilet soap, 
 and your best double-extract cologne, — (ac- 
 cept this bottle, old lady.) — and your caps 
 packed away like so many figs — (try that 
 one, my lad ; I know it'll fit you, because 
 I happen to have your exact measure at 
 home), — and your razor-straps, and your 
 fine combs." 
 
 At this point iu his enumeration the men 
 with tlie organs and monkey brushed past 
 us and went briskly down the road, and 
 Reese joined our audience, exchanging a 
 quick look with the pedler. 
 
 "Here's your fresh mixed candies, a 
 pound of them," went on the latter, extri- 
 cating a goodly paper package from beneath 
 some hand-mirrors ; " and if you gipsy boys 
 will just divide them up among you, I'll 
 esteem it a favor. They'll melt to a cream 
 iu the pack such a hot day as this is, and 
 the children I expected to sell them to at a 
 farm-house where I stopped last uight were 
 not there." 
 
 If the men did not clearly compreliend 
 his words, they found uo difficulty in under- 
 standing the meaning of his gesture, and 
 received the gift with broad grins of satis- 
 faction. 
 
 "As for you, Signor Reese," continued 
 the liberal trader, again screwing up that 
 yellow eye with humorous efl'ect, " I must 
 make things all square and jolly by present- 
 ing you with a watch-chain. It's what you 
 might call a ' Chain of Evidence,' seeing 
 how I came by it;" and he drew from one 
 corner of his box a steel chain, and handed 
 it to Reese with a laugh. 
 
 As he did so, I recognized it, and cried, — 
 " That's the man's chain. That's Wolf- 
 ton's." 
 
 " It might have belonged to Wolfton, or 
 Sheepton, or Foxtou, once," said the pedler, 
 coolly; "but it's mine since I bought it. 
 
 Abashed by his answer, and dimly con- 
 scious of having awkwardly committed my- 
 self, I sought arduous emplo.vnient in trying 
 on the new cap, and pretending to find it 
 rather large. 
 
 " Little Breeches wants to be a lawyer 
 before his time comes," observed Reese; 
 and both joined in a laugh which made me 
 still less at ease. 
 
 Dolores and Anita having retired with 
 the cologne and ribbon to their usual place 
 under the wagon, and the recipients of the 
 candy lounging away to enjoy it by them- 
 selves, our only listener now was Mr. Mug- 
 scs, who had arrived at the pack simulta- 
 neously with his master, and was idiotically 
 pricking his ears and wagging his tail at a 
 reflectiou of himself iu one of the haud- 
 mirrors. 
 
 " Well, Ketchum," said Reese, as the ped- 
 ler closed his box, " I've concluded that it's 
 
 best for us to go down by Newark again 
 this afternoon, and as the women may pick 
 up some more sliillings there by fortune- 
 telling, old Hugo agrees to it. I can get 
 oil' for town then — you understand? — at a 
 moment's warning." 
 
 " It's as sensible a thing as you could do," 
 replied the pedler; " and I may as well hold 
 on and go down with you. If the country 
 constables should happen — By-the-by, my 
 lad, j'Ou'U miss something if you don't go 
 and look at that bottle the old woman's 
 got." 
 
 I was wise enough to take this sudden 
 hint, remembering as I did that I was not 
 supposed to know what they had been talk- 
 ing about at an earlier hour. Accordingly, 
 I promptly went in the direction mentioned, 
 and left them to their own counsel. 
 
 Not long after, both men went to the 
 wagon containing the trunks ; the pedler 
 placing his pack in it and then starting ofl' 
 with the assertion that he " wanted to try 
 a stroll into the woods," and Reese taking a 
 book from one of the trunks and coraingto 
 where the women and I were seated. The 
 latter threw himself down at full length be- 
 side the wheels, in pursuance of his latest 
 whim, and opening the volume, which Avas 
 called Cervantes' Exemplary Tales, made 
 an attempt to read. In a moment, however, , 
 he looked up from the page, and smilingly 
 caught the glance of Anita, whose eyes,"as 
 I was now pretty well aware, seldom favored 
 anybody else while he was in sight. 
 
 "I'll have to read aloud to j'ou, I sup- 
 pose," he said; " for that's what I do when 
 we don't have company, and I don't take 
 any interest in it any more, when I read 
 to myself. So much for bad habits, my 
 beauty. Would you like to hear a story, 
 Glibun?" 
 " Yes, sir, very much." 
 " Oh, yes, yes ! " exclaimed tlie girl with a 
 pleased look, and, as Dolores made no ob- 
 jection, he returned his eyes to the book, 
 and began reading in a sprightly, enjoying 
 way. The story was Riuconete and Corta- 
 dillo, and I am bound to say that its titular 
 heroes were not quite as exemplary as the ad- 
 jective in the name of the volume might 
 have led one to expect they would be. The 
 manner of the reader, however, gave it a 
 charna I liad never derived from any other 
 romantic narrative ; and although Old Do- 
 lores, after several impatient snorts, took 
 herself ofl' to the distant company of the 
 men with the candy, Anita seemed to be 
 as absorbingly interested as myself, and 
 watched every movement of his lips with 
 rapt attention. Notwithstanding his un- 
 graceful position and coarse dress, he looked 
 strikingly handsome then. His twinkling 
 dark eyes, and long, pale face reflected all 
 the varying animation of the story as a na- 
 tive Spaniard's might have done; his long, 
 straight black hair was enough out of the 
 commonplace to help the romantic senti- 
 ment of our tableau, and his clear, sonorous 
 voice evoked a sympathy for every emotion 
 
96 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 described by cvcrj' intonation of the nicest 
 elocutionary art. Not stoiipiiii^ to consider 
 the iiiconu;niity of such abilities with a man 
 of his situation and apparent character, I 
 only felt a new and hi.^h respect for him 
 grouini? within me. In ni}- eyes lie had 
 suddeidy become a person of distinguished 
 learning. 
 
 He was lying flat on the ground, with 
 chin proppetl up by his hands, and l)ook on 
 the grass under his face, and when the end 
 of the story was reached he caught Anita's 
 look again. 
 
 •' What do you think of it?" he asked her. 
 
 She leaned toward him with her whole 
 countenance full of energetic feeling, and 
 answered, — 
 
 " It ees music ! " 
 
 " Anita," he said, very softly and music- 
 ally, repeating a verse occurring in the 
 story, 
 
 " ' Two lovers dear, fall out and fight, 
 But soon, to muke their peace, take leisure; 
 
 And all the greater was the row, 
 So much the greater is the pleasure.' 
 
 You are not angry with me, my beauty, are 
 you?" 
 
 "Why you ask-a me that?" she ques- 
 tioned, looking down. 
 
 "I thought you acted a little cross with 
 me last night, when you kept your head 
 away so that I couldn't give you a kiss in 
 the gavota." 
 
 "You love-a Jiim now!" exclaimed the 
 girl violently, and simultaneously flashed 
 her eyes upon me with a passionate quick- 
 ness that made me start. 
 
 " Ho ! ho ! ho ! " laughed Reese ; and he 
 was evidently pleased. " Jealous, eh, my 
 beauty? And of a boy, too! I can do 
 better than that with you, my gipsy queen ; 
 for I can l)e jealous of that Newark cavalier 
 who was moping after you last week. We're 
 going back tiicre pretty soon, and then look 
 out for stilettos." 
 
 " I hate-a him ! Fool ! " She ground her 
 teeth and tore a handful of grass from the 
 sod. 
 
 " Send him trooping when he comes again, 
 and I'll believe you." 
 
 " I do that ; I niake-a him fool." 
 
 Reese contemplated her with laughing 
 eyes, and rompingly snatched awa}^ the 
 shawl from her head. How like an untamed, 
 beautiful savage she looked then, her plen- 
 tiful elf-locks coiling tliickly in and out 
 through careless fetters of dingy ribbon, 
 and her olive cheeks mantling with a glow 
 that made tiiem transpar;'nt I 
 
 " I thought I should hud that picture of 
 the booby's hanging on your neck," said he, 
 tossing back the shawl. 
 
 "I havc-a it," she retorted, holding up 
 the shawl with both hands, and looking 
 under it at him; " l)ut you see how I lix-a 
 it for him. Some girl down there, she ask-a 
 me to see her lover in a pail of water, and I 
 show-a her boo — what you call-a hira? — 
 booby." 
 
 " Capital! " shouted Reese, sitting up and 
 
 flourishing the book aroimd his Panama 
 hat. " Let you alone to play a gipsy trick! 
 If a spark was to give you his head you'd 
 manage to turn an honest shilling on it! 
 Halloo ! liere's the most liberal pedler alive, 
 coming back from his communiou with 
 Mother Nature." 
 
 The pedler was indeed visible now, on 
 his return through the woods; and as Do- 
 lores had crawled back to Anita's side, 
 scolding all the wa}' about something, Reese 
 indolentl}' regained his feet, and sauntered 
 olf to meet his friend. 
 
 Toward sunset, the miserable horses were 
 hitched to the wagons. Into one of the lat- 
 ter got the pedler, Reese, Mr. Mugses, and 
 I; Dolores, Anita, and two men, into the 
 second one ; and the remainder of the gang 
 into the others ; and the clumsy veliicles 
 wheeled out to the road and started slowly 
 in a direction contrary to that by which I 
 had come. 
 
 "Are we going to Newark, now?" I 
 asked. 
 
 " You'll see when we get there, Little 
 Breeches," responded Reese, slapping one 
 of the horses with the ends of the reins. 
 " It'll take six months to get anywhere with 
 these lazy brutes." 
 
 In half an hour, however, the spires and 
 outskirting houses of the town were visible 
 from the front of the wagon, and when 
 almost on the first street we turned down a 
 narrow cross-road, which presently brought 
 us to a wayside wood very similar in its 
 character to the one we had left. Here the 
 wagons were all ranged in row again, under 
 the trees, the horses unhitched and turned 
 loose, the passengers debarked and scattered 
 over the shady grass in dozing and card- 
 playing groups ; and, but for the jagged 
 line of houses and steeples under a smoky 
 atmosphere across a fleld before us, and the 
 glimmer of water some distance to tiie 
 right, the brief process of transit might 
 have seemed like the turgid dream of a 
 siesta. 
 
 Soon the organ-men and Old Hugo with 
 his monkey came into camp in a very dusty 
 condition, and, after a lengthy and excited 
 conversation with Reese, to which the 
 pedler listened as though he understood 
 every word, distributed themselves among 
 their companions on the sward and re- 
 newed the smoking and clatter of the even- 
 ing before. A fire was lighted; Dolores 
 and Anita repeated the usual rude cooking; 
 the meal w^as noisily taken; the liiiuor went 
 around in the tin pails; t!ic fire went down; 
 the moon and stars shone out ; Reese and 
 Anita danced again to organ and tam- 
 bourine; the pedler danced an overwhelm- 
 ing comic dance all by himself; the blankets 
 were brought out; I went to bed again, 
 very tired, in the wagon with Mr. Mugses 
 antl the trunks; and — it was golden moru- 
 ing once more. 
 
 Immediately after breakfast, on that same 
 morning to which I have taken such a short 
 cut, Reese gave me strict orders to obey 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 97 
 
 the women until he slionld return, and then 
 departed for the town in company Avith the 
 pedler. The latter had his pack strapped 
 on his shoulders, and shook hands with me 
 and everybody else at, parting in an aflable 
 manner. We all liked him for his good- 
 humor, and when he turned back on tlie 
 road for a moment to screw up that j-ellow 
 eye, even Old Dolores uttered a shrill, 
 crowing sound, understood to be a laugli. 
 Hugo aud the organ-grinders were the next 
 to depart; then one of the wagons was 
 driven otf Avith a load of rags and junk to 
 be sold somewhere; and the other male 
 gipsies rambled oflf, singly, and by couples, 
 until finally the women, Juan, I, and the 
 dog were left sole guardians of the scene. 
 
 Only the latter good friend showed a dis- 
 position to be sociable with me, and while 
 I was endeavoring to make him stand upon 
 his hind-legs thus rendering him languid 
 and expressionless to an incredible degree, 
 the three vagrants gathered loquaciously 
 around a bucket of water, into wliicii 
 Anita, as I could see, threw several hand- 
 fuls of earth and pebloles. As I could not 
 understand their foreign talk, and saw little 
 to interest in their seemingly childish em- 
 ployment, I kept my distance, nor did they 
 heed me so much as a word. 
 
 In an hour or so, however, people from 
 the town began to make their appearance 
 in the grove, aud after wandering awk- 
 wardly around the wagons and staring 
 obliquely at us, grew bolder and asked 
 questions. It had become known amongst 
 tliem that the gipsy company of the week 
 before had returned again for some mys- 
 terious reason, and hence their visit to the 
 woods. At first the invaders were princi- 
 pally idle young men and rough boys, who 
 gave their chief attention to me as " a 
 stolen child," and were only kept from un- 
 due familiarity by the sudden ferocity of 
 Mr. Mugses; but presently a number of 
 women, both young and old, arrived b.y 
 couples and trios, and eventually managed 
 to have their fortunes told by Anita, or 
 purchase magical cures for their ailings 
 from Dolores. It was amusing to note 
 how they all pi'etended to be intensely in 
 fun about it, too, and laughed hysterically 
 when the ruder spectators indulged in guf- 
 ftiws ; yet nothiug was more certain than 
 that they felt a trembling awe of the gipsies 
 aud swallowed every word of their broken 
 English with more faith than the simplest 
 common sense should have allowed. 
 
 Later in the day there arrived a low, 
 pony-wagon, or phaeton, containing two 
 thickly veiled ladies, one of whom put both 
 her hands upon the nearest arm of the 
 other, who drove, aud apparently protested 
 against stopping there. The fair driver, 
 though, seemed very determined in the 
 matter, and turned the w-ell-groomed pony 
 under a tree where he appeared to halt of 
 his own accord. The same ladj' then pushed 
 her veil slightly aside to take a full look at 
 us and finally beckoned Anita to go to her; 
 13 
 
 but as Anita only looked steadily in return 
 and did not make the least show of obeying 
 the gesture, the veiled pair held a brief 
 consultation together and at last descended 
 from the phaeton and cauie to her. 
 
 I was standing beside the gipsy girl at 
 the time, as the last stranger had been gone 
 nearly an hour, aud I remained to see what 
 was coming. 
 
 The lady, who had not wished to stop, 
 aud who wore a blue veil and carried her 
 handkerchief in her right hand, surprised 
 me l)y speaking first. 
 
 "Do you pretend to find lost articles?" 
 she hurriedly asked the gipsy, in a clear, 
 youug voice. 
 
 " I tell-a fortune," responded Anita, stand- 
 ing motionless. 
 
 " Does that old woman? " 
 
 " She make-a charm for seek ones." 
 
 "Pshaw, AUie," exclaimed the other 
 lad}', petulantly; "you've no need to ask it 
 in that way. Girl, you're a fortune-teller, 
 are you nol? You told fortunes when you 
 were here some daj's ago." 
 
 Anita nodded to the last speaker, but 
 kept her eyes fixed on the first one. 
 
 "I've been so foolish," resumed she of 
 the handkerchief, " as to let my mad friend, 
 here, persuade me to consult you about 
 something I've lost. I cannot find a valued 
 miniature of a dead sister, and fear it haS' 
 been stolen. If you have any way of find- 
 ing out where it is, tell me, and I will pay."' 
 "Gipsies steal-a not," said Anita,, 
 proudly. 
 
 " Ah-h! " snarled Dolores, who seemed to> 
 understand the word " stolen," and took 
 fire at it. "Ah-h!" aud she shook her- 
 brown, skinny fists over her muflfled head,, 
 and summarily retreated to the wagons. 
 
 "Let's pay the girl aud go," said the- 
 offending visitor, in a frightened voice. 
 
 "Oh, now we're here, Allie, we may as- 
 well have our fortunes told, just for the fun. 
 of the thing." 
 
 "I wish we'd never come!" exclaimed 
 the other. "It's improper, it's wrong; and 
 if ma only knew — " 
 
 " Pooh — pooh ! " retorted the lively one ; 
 "it's broad daylight; nobody here can 
 know us, and where's the harm? I'm going 
 to have her tell my fortune, at any rate, and 
 you can't go without my driving. Here, 
 girl, tell my fortune." 
 
 " Give-a me your hand," said Anita, 
 stolidly. 
 
 A green kid glove was quickly withdrawn 
 from a beautiful white hand, and the latter 
 unhesitatingly resigned itself to the gipsy's 
 inspection. 
 
 "Long, straight-a line," muttered Anita, 
 stooping over it, aud tracing the palm with 
 a finger; "aud only two cross-a it. You 
 have plenty good-a, and only two black-a 
 years. Yon live long-a, too." Dropping 
 the hand she dexterously produced the dirty 
 cards from some part of her dress, spread 
 them before her eyes, and went rapidly 
 on. "Diamonds, diamonds plenty; and 
 
DS 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 lioarts. Y.'U marry rioh-a man with red 
 hair. I'hal's all." 
 
 '* Ki'd liairl" screamed the livel.v visitor, 
 witli a riiii^iiiij hiiij^li. " Wliat a charmiiiij: 
 idea! Only tliink, .Mlie. how I .should look 
 witli siieli a literal llaiiie as that. Why, I 
 could .<ce to reail hyhim! Hut let us see, 
 now. what she'll say about you." 
 
 "Helen, you ou£j:ht to be ashamed!" 
 responiled the other, reproachlully. " Now 
 let mc iro." 
 
 " You shall show her your hand," per- 
 sisteil the other, in great glee. "I'll make 
 you, if 1 iiave to stay here an hour. Come, 
 take oiy your glove ; that's a darling. It's 
 such delightful nonsense! " 
 
 The glove was pulled off, as though the 
 act could not be avoided, and another beau- 
 tiful, but reluctant and trembling hand was 
 extended. 
 
 " Nice-a lines here," said Anita, almost 
 touching tlie snowy palm with her face; 
 " picture here, and no need-a the cards, 
 Aloize Green." 
 
 " What! you know ray name? " exclaimed 
 the lady, snatching her hand from the grasp 
 of the cunning girl, and quite forgetting 
 that said name had been very prominent, 
 both to Anita and to me, for some moments 
 past, (ui the handkerchief she carried. 
 
 " I show-a you his picture," continued 
 Anita, entirely unmoved by action or excla- 
 mation. "Look-a in this water," and she 
 stepped backwards a few paces to where 
 tlie i)ucket stood, and gravely threw aside a 
 blanket covering it. 
 
 "O Helen, do come away!" entreated 
 the terrilled one, leaning upon her friend, 
 :and speaking faintl}-. The latter had also 
 •started at the mention of the name; but 
 ■ either curiosity or infatuation made her 
 ■stubborn. 
 
 " Do let's look at it," she said, eagerly. 
 "Just one glance, Allie, to see ourselves 
 reflected in the water, — that's all it is, you 
 know, dear, — and then we won't staj' 
 another minute. Take only one peep with 
 me." She pulled her along toward the 
 bucket, and the two looked down into it for 
 an instant with veils drawn the least bit 
 aside. 
 
 It was only for an instant. Whatever 
 they saw there made the timid one turn 
 with a short scream, and actually run away 
 to the wagon, and the other recoil as 
 though she had received a shock. I stole 
 to the pail, and also saw, at the very 
 bottfjin, set in earth and gravel as it were, a 
 man's miniature ! 
 
 "Here — you wretch!" ejaculated the 
 future victim of the rich man with red hair, 
 irrital)ly tiirowing a silver dollar upon the 
 ground ; and then she, too. ran to the pony- 
 wagon, which was quickly heard driving 
 away. 
 
 "Dolores! Dolores !" called Anita (after 
 picking up the coin, and giving a sign to 
 Juan to go somewhere), clapping her hands 
 and langliing merrily. 
 
 The crone came hobbling from her retreat 
 
 at the cry; and wliilc they were jabbering 
 animatedly in their own tongue, and I was 
 staring amazedly into the bucket, strange 
 footsteps again sounded on the turf, and 
 we all looked road-ward to behold another 
 new-comer. 
 
 This last individual was a rakish-looking, 
 short-haired young man, attired flashily ia 
 black and white check, and wearing a nar- 
 row-rinnned yellow hat with a rounding 
 crown, exactly titted to the top of his head. 
 Small Ijlack eyes, a heavy black mustache, 
 anil a large cigar were his characteristic 
 features, and, as he came leaping toward us 
 from the road, Mr. Mugses bounded out to 
 meet him. 
 
 " How ai"e you, old black-and-tan ? " shout- 
 ed the invader, just as I discovered, to my 
 inlinitc amazement, that his was the face 
 pictured in the water. "Know me again, 
 old fellow, do you? How are you, my little 
 gipS3% and respected granny i' Heard you 
 were here, from some of the boys in town, 
 and couldn't stay away another minute. All 
 the dons away from home, hey ? and a j'oung 
 stolen nobleman on hand. By the way, 
 'Nita, I passed a couple of stylish ones just 
 now in a pony-wagon, and had to dive 
 behind a fence, for fear they might be friends 
 of mine. Been here, have they '/ " 
 
 As he rattled this off, he came to a halt 
 before the women, with his checkered legs 
 very far apart, and his hands in his check- 
 ered pockets. 
 
 Anita answered him by pushing me hasti- 
 ly aside from the backet, plunging an arm 
 into the water, and drawing out the picture, 
 which I saw was a miniature set in some 
 white metal. 
 
 "See! see!" she cried, holding up the 
 dripping prize; "I tell-a you something 
 now. Come." 
 
 " Ph-h-ew ! " whistled he, opening his lit- 
 tle eyes as widely as possible. 
 
 She glanced aside at me, then at Dolores ; 
 and walked away some distance with the 
 picture in her hand, the young man follow- 
 ing with alacrity. Having nothing better to 
 do, I joined the old woman in watching 
 them while they talked together, and had 
 little dilliculty in comprehending, from the 
 girl's gestures, and the man's freiiuent point- 
 ing to the miniature, that the latter had 
 much to do with their vivacious conversa- 
 tions. They were still engaged thus, and 
 Dolores had once more crawled under her 
 wagon to be nearer them, when Juan re- 
 appeared from the road, his perspiring 
 face gray with dust, and his whole aspect 
 that of one who had been running violently. 
 He went directly to where the two were 
 standing, and made some long speech to 
 Anita, frequently pointing up the road; and 
 she in turn made an equally long speech, 
 with similar motions, to the checkered 
 character, who nodtled approvingly all 
 through it, and then took a hasty departure 
 from the wood. 
 
 The sensations experienced by me In wit- 
 nessing these varied and rapid doings, were 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIEES. 
 
 99 
 
 not as acute as they might have been, had I 
 fairly understood what was going on; yet 
 I had an uneasy sense of being partially 
 privy to some disingenuous proceeding, and 
 secretly resolved to reveal all I had seen to 
 Keese, when he should return. Dolores 
 gave me a handful of crackers from the pro- 
 vision wagon ; Anita silently brought me a 
 couple of heiTing from the same store- 
 house ; and, after eating these with Mr. 
 Mugses, I fell asleep at the foot of a tree, 
 and did not awaken until disturbed by the 
 noise of the returning gipsy idlers. They, 
 I am sorry to say, were all intoxicated, and 
 came staggering and bawling up the road in 
 straggling procession. I fled to my bed- 
 room at their approach, peering over the 
 tail-piece at them as they sank down, one by 
 one, upon the grass in drunken slumber, and 
 was greatly relieved when sunset brought 
 Reese, the organ-grinders, and Hugo, who 
 arrived within a few minutes of each other, 
 and appeared to be in excellent spirits. My 
 protector was especially cheerful, saluting 
 Anita, Dolores, Juan, and even Mr. Mugses, 
 with laughing jollity, and following the lat- 
 ter to my refuge, as though certain to And 
 me there. He looked younger and fresher, 
 in some way, than before, and swung him- 
 self at once to a seat in the wagon, boy-like. 
 
 " Ha, Little Breeches," said he, slapping 
 his knees, '■ you're in-doors, are you ? Well, 
 you ought to be; those drunken brutes 
 are no company for you. I'm half sorry, 
 though, that I didn't take you along with 
 me, for you're sadly in need of a good wash, 
 and I've had a bath that's done me good. 
 How have you contrived to get along? 
 Anything new while I was gone? " 
 
 I needed no further encouragement to in- 
 foi-m him of all that had transpired ; and he 
 heard of the fortune-telling with no partic- 
 ular signs of interest. When I came to 
 the miniatui'e, though, and the arrival and 
 behavior of the last visitor, his face dark- 
 ened, and he gave me a scowling attention. 
 
 " Did the fellow go out of sight of Do- 
 lores, or you, with the girl?" he asked 
 moodily. 
 
 "Oh, no," replied I; "the old woman 
 and I saw them all the time." 
 
 " You say Juan pointed up the road while 
 he was talking to them, and the fellow went 
 that way ? " 
 
 " Yes, sir." 
 
 Eeese dropped from the wagon, and I 
 looked out and saw him sti'iding hastily 
 toward where the girl was assisting Do- 
 lores to arrange the lire. Upon getting half- 
 way thither, however, he suddenly stopped, 
 turned deliberately about again, and took 
 his way to the company of Hugo and another 
 man, who were smoking their pipes a little 
 distance off. 
 
 By the time the rag wagon had returned, 
 without its freight, the meal was ready. 
 The sober ones, and such of the tipplers as 
 could be sufficiently aroused, partook of the 
 latter, and had their usual liquor to end 
 With ; but, instead of making himself one 
 
 of the company upon the introduction of 
 the tin pails, Keese remained by me in my 
 regular outer circle, aud scowled across 
 the intermediate Ilugo at Anita. She 
 responded with frequent saucy smiles until 
 it became too dark for faces to be distinct, 
 and at last arose from her place and glided 
 out to the road like a flying bird's shadow. 
 He made no attempt to follow her, as I ex- 
 pected he would, but drew hisknecs up to 
 his chin and muttered something not par- 
 ticularly devout. He had been sitting thus, 
 and I l3y him, for a quarter of an hour, I 
 should think, when Anita was seen coming 
 back from the road, accompanied by another 
 figure. The latter separated from her at 
 the wagons, and made directly for us, while 
 she slipped into the gipsy ring as before. 
 
 The new-comer's face could not be dis- 
 tinguished, but his rounding hat and check- 
 ered legs were plain enough in the patches 
 of moonlight he passed through to reveal 
 to me the original of the miniature. Eeese 
 did not move at his approach, but muttered 
 something angry again when the self- 
 possessed intruder came confidently up to 
 our very feet and coolly seated himself upon 
 the grass. 
 
 " Mr. — your name is Eeese, I'm told? " 
 
 " Well ! " snapped Eeese, ominously. 
 
 " Mr. Eeese, then," said the other, with 
 sangfroid, — " Mr. Eeese, I want to explain a 
 little dodge to you, at the particular request 
 of our fashionable young female acquaint- 
 ance, the Princess Eoyal of these scare- 
 crows around us." 
 
 "Mr. What'syourname," growled Eeese, 
 straightening his knees with a jerk, and 
 resting both his hands upon them, "I'll 
 trouble you to seek other company in a 
 jiffy. When I want your society — you 
 understand? — I'll send you my card." 
 
 "But incase I should be out then," re- 
 turned the unruffled visitor, "it's best to 
 settle our little job now. I mightn't take 
 quite so much from you if it wasn't for the 
 sake of that sharp girl over there; but she's 
 got my word to explain the dodge to j'ou, 
 and she's done me too bright a turn to be 
 put out with her friends for it. I saw well 
 enough last week, old man, that you were 
 jealous of me; but you had no need to be. 
 I'm after higher game, you see. Now shall 
 I go on, or shall I pike back to town ? " 
 
 Eeese laid back on the grass with a short, 
 contemptuous laugh, and clasped his hands 
 under his head. 
 
 " That means go on, of course," went on 
 the imperturbable checkers, " and now I'll 
 tell you the dodge. I'm on a general look- 
 out for an improvement in my fortune, and 
 when this gipsy crowd was here before, and 
 I happened to see how sharp this girl was 
 about fooling the women with her fortune- 
 telling, it put an idea into my head. I 
 scraped acquaintance with her, and sounded 
 her to see if she could put me in the way of 
 knowing some good-looking miss with 
 more money than brains, and, after thinking 
 over it for a day, she told me, in her rascally 
 
100 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 English, to get a small picture of myself for 
 lier, and she would try. I got the picture, 
 
 — a miniature hastily done on ivory when I 
 ■was out West last spring, — and there you 
 Lave lialf the story. I used to notice you 
 around here (though what a chap like you 
 has to do in such company I can't under- 
 stand. You're a little in my own line, 
 maybe). I used to see l)y your looks that 
 you felt jealous; but that wasn't my fault. 
 To go on, though, the lirst thing I knew, 
 you were all gone from here, and I thought 
 I'd been huml)ugged; but yesterday 
 moruing the story was that you'd come 
 back again, and in the afternoon, or al)out 
 noon, i posted out here to see what was up. 
 As luck would have it, I got here the very 
 minute after the girl had limed a bird with 
 that very picture, and sent one of your men 
 after the bird to see where she lived." 
 
 '•Skip all that part," interrupted Reese, 
 impatientlj- ; "this 1)0}' has told me all that." 
 
 '•So much valuable breath saved, then. 
 I'll do the rest of the story up as short as 
 possible. After the confab with yourgipsy, 
 
 — yours for all me, old man, and she's the 
 least bit sharper than a Jew, — I made up 
 my mind just how to play my cards, and 
 did it. oil' I went to the house the gipsy 
 fellow had seen, and inquired for Miss 
 Green. The servant-girl left me in a liand- 
 some parlor — (the house, by the way, 
 isn't fifteen minutes walk from here) — and 
 pretty soon down came as handsome a 
 creature as you'd ask to see, and her mother 
 with her. I advanced with my hand out, 
 but suddenly started back. She started, 
 too, and looked like fainting. ' What does 
 this mean?' says the old lad}'. 'Who are 
 you, sir ? ' I put on the confused and tried 
 to blush. ' iMy dear madam and miss,' says 
 I, ' I find that I have made a mistake. Is 
 this Mr. Green's house, — Mr. John Green's ? ' 
 (I'd seen the name on the door-plate, you 
 see.) ' Yes, sir,' said she, ' that was my 
 husband's name while he lived.' I Avas glad 
 to find the old man was out of the way, 
 and says I, — ' Tlie Directory, which I lately 
 consulted in a drug-store, has misled me. 
 A cousin of mine, named Miss Green, who 
 comes from the West, where I live myself, 
 is visiting here in Newark at the house of 
 her uncle and mine (by my mother's side), 
 a Mr. John Green. I came here, thinking 
 this must surely be the place, and wishing 
 to see my cousin before returning to the 
 West, — my name is Gamble, ladies, — and 
 am pained to find wliat a mistake the simi- 
 larity of names has made me commit. I beg 
 ten thousand pardons.' They both said, 
 'Oh, certainly, I was very excusable; ' and 
 tlie young one, Avho was awfully llustered, 
 said something about having seen my pic- 
 ture, 'i'hat bronglit her mother up all stand- 
 ing; and the thing ended in the young one 
 bursting out crying and confessing about 
 some harem-scarem girl-friend of hers per- 
 suading her to go to the gipsies for news 
 about a lost j)icture of a dead sister, and 
 their seeing a face like mine in a bucket of 
 
 water. Thcrc'd have been a scene, then, I 
 can tell you, old man, if I hadn't had my 
 trick all laid out beforehand. 'ISIy picture ! ' 
 says I, in great surprise. 'Why, I lost a 
 miniature of myself somewhere on Inroad 
 Street last week ! I was to have given it to 
 my cousin, and you may depend those 
 tramping vagabonds, some of them, have 
 found it, and are tising it in their fortuue- 
 telliug fooleries. To-morrow I shall goto 
 their camp with a constable, and see. Really, 
 ladies, I shall never forgive myself for caus- 
 ing you such extraordinary annoyance.' 
 Then the young one cried, and the old lady 
 didn't know what to say al)out it; but I did 
 the indignant against you thieving vagrants 
 so well that I finally got them both to talk- 
 ing with me. Fact is, the old lady even 
 asked me to call again; and you can bet 
 high that I'll do it. When I hurried back 
 here this evening, as I promised, to tell our 
 Princess Royal how I'd succeeded, get my 
 picture, and pay her for the job, she let me 
 know that you were angry at her, and asked 
 me to let you into the secret. That's the 
 whole truth of it, old man; and if you'll 
 shake hands I'll Ije oft' for town." 
 
 Reese sat briskly up ; and not only shook 
 hands with the ingenious scamp, but slapped 
 him boisterously on the back. 
 
 "You'll do!" said he. "Ha! ha! ha! 
 You're as great a rascal as I am, and a much 
 smarter one ! Good-night, Mr. Gamble, and 
 good luck to j'our Avooiug." 
 
 "Good-night," responded the shadowy 
 figure, springing to his feet ; and, with a 
 wave of the hand and a glance toward the 
 gipsies, he walked swiftlj' out to the road 
 and disappeared. 
 
 W^hen I was at rest on the rags that 
 night, and Mr. Mugses coiled against the 
 trunk near my head, I heard Reese singing 
 outside. His serenade was the verse from 
 Riuconete and Cortadillo, to an improvised 
 air, — 
 
 " ' Two lovers dear, fall out and fight, 
 
 But soon, to make their ]H'ace, take leisure; 
 And aU tlie greater was the row, 
 So much the greater is the pleasure I' " 
 
 CHAPTER XXI. 
 
 I HAVE A.y OTHER CnUfGB OP SCEXS. 
 
 If up to this period of my life I had ex- 
 hibited no marked traits of individual char- 
 acter, it was because the usual demonstra- 
 tive disposition of a boy had been so 
 repressed in me by the repellant mysteries 
 of my home, and the rapid succession of 
 strange and varied cliaugcs away from home, 
 tliati was ever kept cons trained in my general 
 actions and awkwardly reticent of speech. 
 It seemed to me that I could never become 
 sufiiciently acquainted with one person, or 
 one set of persons, to exhibit anything of my 
 true self, before strangers took me in charoje. 
 and the incomplete and tedious process Wi 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 101 
 
 familiarizing had to be commenced anew. 
 Affinities, or antaijonisnis, are no less neces- 
 sary with the child than with the man. to 
 call his character into action ; and as those 
 aftinities, or antagonisms, in others, show 
 themselves definitely only after some sort of 
 familiar acquaintance has been established, 
 I never either knew well enough, or was 
 known well enough, to evoke them for my- 
 self from anybody. My father and his ser- 
 vants, — Elfle, Mr. Birch, Wolfton, Eeese, 
 even the gipsj' girl, — all seemed governed 
 in their treatment of me by considerations 
 entirely apart from my own personality. 
 As a sentient and individual being, I had 
 scarcely any recognition ; as a kind of little 
 chess-man in a complicated game between 
 alternating pairs of deep players, I was 
 moved here and there in unwitting further- 
 ance of designs altogether unintelligible to 
 me. 
 
 If, however, my character, as I have 
 shown, was called into action neither by 
 direct sympathy nor direct antagonism, it 
 nevertheless developed gradually within me 
 as an accumulating force, and took an all 
 the more independent growth from the 
 necessarily arbitrary nature of the silent 
 mental deductions on which it fed. The 
 sudden vigor and partial system given to my 
 thinking faculties, by my brief but arduous 
 studies at school, I'cndered all that I subse- 
 quently observed a continual progress of 
 education. Nothing escaped my sight or 
 memory; what confused me when I first 
 saw it, always resolved itself into some 
 sort of meaning when I subsequently 
 thought it over; and wide of the truth as 
 such final comprehension might be, it yet 
 extended my general understanding and 
 grave fresh impulse to my growth of Indi- 
 vidual character. 
 
 I have already mentioned my sense of 
 superiority at school over the miserable 
 kitchen-boy, and may now add, that a similar 
 sense of superiority to the gipsies Avas 
 probably the main cause of my fearlessness 
 of them from the very commencement of 
 our association. It remained, however, 
 for the checkered Mr. Gamble to excite in 
 me the maturity of a characteristic feeling 
 first called into existence by Hastings Cut- 
 ter, a feeling of positive dislike. "On his 
 first appearance in the grove and interview 
 with Anita, I felt sure of his evil disposition, 
 and regarded him with a distrust for which 
 I did not attempt to account to myself; but 
 as he rattled ofi' his narrative to Reese, I 
 felt such an instinctive antagonism to the 
 man swelling in my young bosom, that 
 even Reese fell greatly in my esteem for 
 tolerating him as he finally did. 
 
 It may be imagined, therefore, that the 
 reappearance of Mr. Gamble at the en- 
 trance to the wood, one morning, just as 
 Eeese and some of the gipsies wei'e about 
 to follow Old Hugo into the town, did not 
 please me pai-ticularly. He came upon a 
 horse which he had hired, he said, for a morn- 
 ing ride, and, without even asking for Anita, 
 
 who was busicd«at;ane, C\f the wagons with 
 Dolores, called Reese to him as he sat 
 lazily in the saodlf, a^id iiokJ a bri^jf -coHfer . 
 ence with him in wliispei'Si ', ;■ » • ■• . ,:\ 
 Seated on the grass, with my" right arm 
 around the neck of Mr. Mugses, I was 
 frowningly contemplating the horscm;in, 
 and sincerely hoping that the pretty lady 
 had seen the last of iiim, when the conver- 
 sation ended, and my protector called mo 
 to him. Upon my obeying the summons, 
 Mr. Mugses saw fit to go also, and my ill- 
 humor softened almost to a laugh when 
 the sagacious animal hastened to seat 
 himself directly under the horse, with an 
 expression of tace indicating that he be- 
 lieved himself to be the occupant of a 
 pillared temple of some sort. 
 
 " Glibun," said Reese, carelessly, "this 
 gentleman wants you to carry a note for him 
 to a house that Juan will point out to you. 
 Here, Juan, this way ! " 
 
 I looked up into the face of Mr. Gamble, 
 who pulled his black mustache with one 
 hand and held a letter toward me with the 
 other. 
 
 "I don't want to do it, sir," answered 
 I. 
 
 " Ph-h-ew ! " whistled Mr. Gamble, return- 
 ing my stare, with an ugly smile. " Good 
 for the young nobleman ! Did he have gold 
 beads and a miniature on when you picked 
 him up, Mr. Reese ? " 
 
 " Why, Little Ih'eeches, what do you 
 mean?" asked Reese, taking me roughly 
 by the shoulder. "This is something new, 
 you little beggar! Here, take this'letter, 
 and do what this gentleman says — you un- 
 derstand? — or there'll be a row." 
 
 " Well, sir," said I, "if you tell me to go, 
 I'll go ; but I'd rather not." 
 
 I took the letter from him, and, as he 
 turned to speak to Juan, Mr. Gamble leaned 
 from his saddle and pulled me closer to him. 
 
 " Here's half a dollar for you, bO}'." 
 
 " I don't want it." 
 
 " Come — come ; no foolery. Take it." 
 
 " I won't ! " exclaimed I, looking him right 
 in the eyes. 
 
 He turned very red in the face, but slipped 
 the coin back into a vest-pocket and leaned 
 down to me again. 
 
 "You take that letter to the house that 
 gipsy man will show you," he said in an un- 
 dertone, " and leave it with the servant at 
 the door down under the front stoop. Be 
 sure you go to that door, and say the letter 
 is for Miss Aloize. Can you do that ? " 
 
 "Yes." 
 
 " Well, do it, then. I'll be here again to- 
 morrow. Reese, you'll see that he does it ? " 
 
 " I've told you I would," answered Reese, 
 moodily. 
 
 " Day-day, then. My best respects to the 
 Princess Royal ; " and he started off upon 
 a trot so suddenly, that Mr. Mugses had 
 barely time to escape from his temple in 
 safety. 
 
 The letter was addressed simply to "A. 
 G.," and, as I stood turning it over in my 
 
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 liaii.is, with a vjiijiie d"ti'rmiiiatioii reiranl- 
 iiiiT it takiiiirsliape in mv orai^i, Uct'sc curtly 
 oriarc'il 'i.\; ,t.> go-_\vi;Ji Juan, and liinisolt' 
 pCarlO'.l ovtiMin; iit^l(,ls' iicroop the road, in 
 the direction of N'ewarl^. 
 
 I looiiod after him with very little of the 
 peculiar respect he liad once awakened in 
 ine. His liiiure looketl meaner than before; 
 his step had not the same confident freedom, 
 to uive that idea of fearless self-possession, 
 so impressive to a child; the whole sugges- 
 tion of his retiring form to mo was one of 
 slouching retreat from my former ideal of 
 him ; and, immature as I was, I felt in its 
 full force the dissipation of that common il- 
 lu>ion in which the imagination appears in- 
 stinctively to connect moral strength with 
 commanding qualities of mind. 
 
 Juan, in his ever dusty and ragged cos- 
 tume, and with his distorted basin of a hat 
 pulled far down over his sharp black eyes, 
 beckoned me to follow him, and trudged si- 
 leutly np the road. Letter in hand I obeyed 
 the gesture, and iu that style of companion- 
 ship we proceeded to the broad turnpike 
 leading into the town. Tuiniing into the 
 former, the gipsy quickened his pace and 
 was, I supposed, going straight to the head 
 of a partially paved street not far beyond as ; 
 but. on the very edge of the town, he turned 
 again into a road not unlike the one from 
 whence we had come, and hurried by a num- 
 ber of neat white wooden houses setting 
 back in tasteful little picketed gardens. We 
 had passed some half a dozen of these, when 
 he linally stopped aud pointed to a hand- 
 some cottage, possessing a much larger 
 garden than any of its neighbors, and stand- 
 ing so much farther ))ack from the I'oad that 
 I iiad not caught sight of it before. 
 
 '• That"s-a him," said he. 
 
 It was a prim, spotless building, with a 
 curved stoop reached by a flight of yellow 
 steps, and a balcony lifted by square pillars 
 above the lowest range of windows. A 
 straight and well-swept gravel -path led to 
 it from the garden gate, through rows of 
 flower-beds and a painted grape-arbor; and 
 up this path I hastened, too full of what I 
 designed accomplishing to note whether 
 Juan waited for me or went back. 
 
 Mr. Gamble had told me to leave the let- 
 ter at the door under the stoop, and hence I 
 was ol)stinately determined to apply at the 
 higher one. lie had told me to give it to 
 the servant, and for that very reason I was 
 resolved to inquire for Miss Aloize herself. 
 In fact, it was my intention to exactly dis- 
 obey the orders of the man I so strongly dis- 
 liked, and, with what must have been a 
 remarkaijle frown on my dingy face, I res- 
 olutely m<junted the stooj) and tajjped on 
 one of the jianels of the door witli a not 
 over-clean set of kimckles. Luckily for my 
 courage, the knob turned very <juickly; but 
 in i)lace of the Sirrah-like figure I expected 
 to behold, there stood before me, on the 
 bright oil-cloth of a handsome hall, an el- 
 derly lady in ca]> and gray curls, who sur- 
 veyed me with no little astonishment. 
 
 " What do you wish, my dear? " she asked, 
 mildly. 
 
 With instinctive politeness I pulled off my 
 cap, and simultaneously made an abortive 
 elfort to hide the letter iu the breast of my 
 coat. 
 
 " I'd like to see Miss Aloize, ma'am." 
 answered I, somewhat abashed by her ques- 
 tioning look at Ihecrunqjled missive. " I've 
 got a letter for her, and want to tell her 
 something about it." 
 
 " You can give it tome, then, and I'll give 
 it to her," she said, holding out a hand. 
 " Who is it from? " 
 
 "I'd rather give it to her. herself," re- 
 sponded I, looking down. '-I want to tell 
 her what a batl man Mr. Gamble is." 
 
 "Mr. Gamble I" ejaculated the old lady ; 
 "Mr. Gamble! Why, child. — young man, 
 — what do you meau? Here, come iu and 
 explain yourself." 
 
 Motioning quickly for me to follow her 
 into the hall, she closed the door behind me, 
 and then led the way through another door 
 into a neat little parlor, made cool by the 
 shade of green blinds. 
 
 " Sit down there," she said, pointing to a 
 sofa, aud taking an adjacent chair herself. 
 " Now tell me what this is about Mr. Gam- 
 ble. But first give me the letter." 
 
 " Xo, ma'am," returned I, firmly, " I must 
 give it to Miss Aloize. please." 
 
 "I'm her mother, child." 
 
 In that name — and I kuew not why — 
 there was always an appealing sound, to 
 which my nature prompted a wistful obe- 
 dience. 
 
 " There it is, ma'am," I said, handing her 
 the letter without further hesitation. •• It 
 was given to me to give to a servant at the 
 door under the stoop; but I thought there 
 must be something wrong iu it, because Mr. 
 Gamble is such a bad num. He got our 
 Anita, the gipsy girl, to show his picture to 
 the lady, in a bucket of water, and tlieu 
 found out where you live and told you a 
 story about losing the picture. I heard him 
 telling about it that night in the woods." 
 
 " Allie ! AUie ! " called the old lady, hast- 
 ening into the hall before the last word had 
 fairly left my lips ; " Allie ! " 
 
 "Well, ma?" returned a clear, sweet 
 voice from some upper region. 
 
 "Hurry down, my dear; I want you im- 
 mediately." And the old huly came back to 
 her chair with a perturbation of manner 
 that put me less at ease than ever. Scarcely 
 was she seated, however, when light foot- 
 steps sounded on the stairs near the door, 
 and, iu a monunit alter, a very pretty, brown- 
 haired young lady, iu a white breakfast- 
 wrai)per, came tri|)i)ing into Hk; rt)()m. At 
 siglit of me on the sofa, she started back in 
 surprise, and, slowly turning her head to in- 
 terrogate her mother, grew instantly pale 
 under the accusing stare of that lady. 
 
 "Why, ma!" she cried, sinking upon the 
 nearest chair, "what /.s- tlie matter?" 
 
 " My daughter," answered the old lady, 
 austerely, but trembling as she spoke, " you 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
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 have been deceiving me. Where is your 
 delicacy, your modesty, tliat a comparatively 
 unknown visitor to my house dares to ad- 
 dress a, letter to you clandestinely? This 
 lad, here, has brought this letter for you, — 
 I don't know where he belongs, — from 
 Mr. Gamble, and has been honest euougli to 
 tell me what a wicked wretch his employer 
 is." 
 
 " He is not my employer. I wouldn't take 
 his money," interposed I, hotly. 
 
 "He's the gipsy boy I" exclaimed the 
 young lady, in great agitation. "Oma! 
 don't think I've done anytliiiig wrong, I 
 don't know what it means at all." 
 
 With a heavy sigh the old lady drew from 
 the pocket of her dress a pair of gold spec- 
 tacles, and, having put them on, proceeded 
 to tear open the letter I had given her. As 
 she did so, there slipped from the paper to 
 the floor the ivory portrait of ]\Ir. Gamble, 
 relieved of its metal setting. In awful si- 
 lence, and with her face deeply fluslied, she 
 picked up the picture, dropped it into her 
 lap after a single angry glance, and then 
 devoted herself to a perusal of the writing. 
 
 " ' Send you the picture according to 
 promise,' " she read aloud, " ' and hope soon 
 to receive one of your sweet self in return. 
 Not that I need any counterfeit presentment 
 to keep ever before me a face so lovely in 
 nature's tenderest perfection, that art could 
 but prove its own poverty in an attemp,. to 
 misrepresent what it could not copy.' , . . 
 My daughter, I blush for you ! " 
 
 Two lovely hands carried the whitest of 
 handkerchiefs to the brownest of eyes, and 
 a voice broken with sobs made answer, — 
 
 "It isn't m-my fault, ma. I — I couldn't 
 help it. Oh, dear ! He said he would 1-like 
 to send his h-hateful picture, and I didn't 
 dare r-r-refuse. Oh-h, dear ! " 
 
 "My child," said the old lady, turning 
 again to me, " tell my daughter, what you 
 have already told me, about this man." 
 
 Addressing myself rather to a figure in 
 the carpet than to either of my agitated 
 auditors, I gave a full account of Mr. Gam- 
 ble's operations, as I had heard them de- 
 scribed by his own lips, and concluded with 
 a tolerably clear explanation of my own 
 reasons for making the revelation. He was 
 a bad man, I said, and I didn't want Miss 
 Aloize to be made a fool of. 
 
 Questionable as was the compliment of 
 the last phrase, I felt a quite chivalric glow 
 in uttering it, and probably expressed 
 enough gallantry in my earnest manner to 
 deprive the words of offence. 
 
 Upon the conclusion of my story, the ma- 
 tron handed me the despised portrait with 
 a mechanical dignity of gesture indicating 
 a degree of indignation beyond the power 
 of natural expression, and then drew her- 
 self up in her chair as though to make what 
 she was about to say the more official. 
 
 " Take that picture back to Mr. Gamble," 
 said she, " wherever he may be, and tell him 
 that the mother of this foolish girl under- 
 stands his character, and will take care that 
 
 he has no future opportunity^ to repeat his 
 impertinence. My daugliter's folly -7 " 
 
 "Ma!" interrupted Miss Aloize, rising 
 from lier chair, but still liolding the hand- 
 kerchief to her eyes, "it's too bad for you 
 to si)eak so of me, when I couldn't help 
 what has happened. It's a shame ! " And, 
 bursting into a tempest of sobs, she hurried 
 from the room. 
 
 Greatly disturbed by this incident, I arose, 
 with the intention of hastily retreating also, 
 but the old lady motioned with her hand for 
 me to remain. 
 
 " You said that you were told to give this 
 note to a servant," she said, and slowly tore 
 the missive to pieces with trembling liands ; 
 "has there been any particular understand- 
 ing, that you know of, between my servant 
 and Mr. Gamble?" 
 
 "I don't know, ma'am," answered I. 
 
 " You have told me all you know about 
 it?" 
 
 " Yes, ma'am." 
 
 " Child ! " she exclaimed, appearing to be 
 suddenly struck by something new in my 
 aspect as I stood uneasily before her, 
 nervously fingei'ing my cap, " what are yoit, 
 doing with these bad people ? You cannot 
 be a gipsy?" 
 
 "No, ma'am," I returned, striving to ap- 
 pear manly for a moment, "I am not a 
 gipsy, and only stay with them because 
 Mr. Reese is with them, and he's kind to 
 me. I was running away from school at 
 Milton, because the master wanted to kill 
 me, and Mr. Reese found me and told me to 
 stay with him." 
 
 "And have you no father and mother?" 
 asked the old lady. 
 
 " Mother is dead," said I, a strange sense 
 of loss coming upon me as I spoke, " and 
 my father don't like me." 
 
 " Poor boy ! " she murmured, sadly, shak- 
 ing her head. " Won't you have something 
 to eat ? " 
 
 Bless the sex! Their first idea for the 
 alleviation of any misfortune is always one 
 of victuals. 
 
 " Thank you, ma'am," was my response; 
 " I'm not hungry." 
 
 " My child," she resumed, after a thought- 
 ful pause, " you must come to me again to- 
 morrow, and. let me talk to you. I am not 
 fit to do so now. You have acted like a 
 good boy in doing as you have done about 
 this wicked note, and I feel interested in 
 you. Will you come here to-morrow?" 
 
 " Yes, ma'am, if Mr. Reese will let me." 
 
 " AVho is he? a gipsy? " 
 
 " No, not a gipsy. I don't know who he 
 is." 
 
 The latter fact struck me for the first 
 time, as I told her of it, and gave me a 
 queer feeling of confusion. 
 
 "Very well," she said, dropping her face 
 upon one of her hands, as though hopeless 
 of understanding more of my situation then. 
 " You may go, now, if you wish." 
 
 I awaited no second permission, but said 
 " good-by, ma'am" as I passed into the' 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 hall ; ami made such haste to cmci\c:e from 
 the frcMit door that I did not note whether 
 she aiiswcriHl my farewell or not. 
 
 Tliroii,i;li tlie i)retty garden, and up the 
 road to tlie tuni|iike, I was kept tolerably 
 elevated in spirit by a consciousness of 
 bavinj; done a rather manly thini; and acted 
 the benefactor and mysterious friend to a 
 w'vy luuulsome youni; lady ; but the thoui^ht 
 that IJeese miijht possibly disapprove of tlic 
 exploit tlissipated my romance in a twink- 
 linj;. and, for a moment, I had an inclina- 
 tion to tly wildly into the town instead of 
 going back to the wood. It occurred to 
 me, "thouiih, that my eccentric protector 
 was alreaily in Newark himself, and witli- 
 out further hesitation I walked on to the 
 wood road, and turned into it as resolutely 
 as possll)le. 
 
 Intending to conceal the picture in my 
 coat until Keese should come back to the 
 wagons, and then make a full confession to 
 him of the wliole atlair, I slipped the ar- 
 tistic treasure into one of my pockets as I 
 ncared the encampment, and marched into 
 the latter with a rather longer stride of 
 legs than miglit have been considered un- 
 suspicious had any one been w^atching for 
 me. 
 
 But no one was lying in wait to criticise 
 the manner of my return; not even Juan, 
 whom I had vaguely supposed to be some- 
 where just ahead of me all the way back. 
 On the contrary, all the gipsies in the grove 
 seemed, when I came amongst them, to be 
 quite busy enough with gome new excite- 
 ment of their own; for while several were 
 gathered about one of the wagons in very 
 uoisy and earnest conversation, others 
 were hurriedly harnessing the horses and 
 making unecpiivocal preparations for a 
 speedy departure of the whole company. 
 Surprised at the unexpected scene, startled 
 by the fierce, agitated looks of every face I 
 could see, and wondering what had brought 
 some of the gipsies back from Newark at 
 that time of day, I sought for some one to 
 whom I might speak with the hope of being 
 understood, and presently detected Juan at 
 work on one of the animals. After being 
 rudely jostled and pushed several times by 
 those in whose way I came, I reached his 
 bide, and was about to ask him what the 
 matter was, when he caught sight of me, 
 l)ointed impatiently into tlie wood beyond, 
 and, turning his back upon me, went on 
 with his work. Jieholding nothing l)ut 
 trees and undergrowth in the direction in- 
 dicated, I was making my way to where 
 Dolores was packing something into a 
 Avagon, when she, too, saw me before I 
 could s|)eak, and paused in her work just 
 long enough to point exactly as Juan had 
 done. When my eyes folh^wed tliis gesture 
 a second tin)e, I saw what looked like tlie 
 head and shoulders of some person, just 
 above the bushes among the trees there, 
 and, hastily concluding that Anita must be 
 tlie one to whom I was thus speechlessly 
 referred, I wouderingly bent my steps to- 
 
 ward where T supposed her to be. The 
 head and shoulders were no longer in sight; 
 l)ut, thinking that the girl had seatetl hc-r- 
 self on the turf, I wound my way amongst 
 the trees to the bushes, and was forcing an 
 opening through the latter, when a new 
 wonder caught my view and held me fixed 
 in astonishment. With his Iiack to me, and 
 one of the trunks from the wagon lying 
 emiity on the grass lieside him, was a man 
 bending over a spot in the deepest shade of 
 a .spreading white oak, beating into its 
 place, with a shovel, a square of turf which 
 had evidently been removed previously for 
 some peculiar purpose. He was dressed in 
 a coarse, dark suit, and wore a Ijlaek oil- 
 skin hat, whose rim extended into a broad 
 flap at the back and completely hid his 
 neck. I could see, however, that he had 
 heavy black whiskers upon his checks, and, 
 in considerable astonishment at the specta- 
 cle of a stranger thus curiously employed, 
 I had commenced to draw back from the 
 bushes again, when the crackling sountl 
 caused him to straighten himself and turn 
 quickly around. I stopped. 
 
 "That's you, is it, Little Breeches? " — 
 the voice was Reese's, but the face and form 
 w^ere not his. " Come along, you're just 
 in time." 
 
 " S-sir ! " stammered I, vastly bewildered. 
 
 " Come here, I tell you ! what ails you ? — 
 Oh, the whiskers, eh?" Seizing the latter 
 with his right hand, he removed them en- 
 tirely from his face for an instant, and as 
 quickly replaced them ; and then I recog- 
 nized ray protector, despite his changed 
 garb ami hat. 
 
 "O Mr. Reese!" I exclaimed, breaking 
 tlu'ough the bushes and running to him, 
 '' what is the matter? They're all out here 
 hitching up the horses, and you look so 
 queer ! " 
 
 " It's a queer time," responded he, casting 
 away the shovel, and buttoning his coat as 
 he spoke. " We've got to be out of this 
 place, my boy. Hugo is nabbed, the police 
 will be here on the search before to-morrow 
 morning, .and we must be away in an hour." 
 
 " But, why? " queried I. 
 
 " Ask me uo questions," retorted he, 
 " and I'll tell you no lies. It's enough for 
 you to know that I've put on my travelling 
 rig because there's a squall ahead, and 
 you've got to go with me. No more talk, 
 now; come on." 
 
 As he ceasetl speaking, he caught me by 
 the hand, and turned to go around the 
 bushes; but, at the first step, a figure slid 
 noiselessly out from behind a tree, near the 
 one beneath which he had been at work, and 
 stood motionless l)efore him. 
 
 " Anita ! " exclaimed Reese, releasing me, 
 and i)ausing irresolutely. "What are you 
 doing here, my girl? " 
 
 She made no answer. Her great lilack 
 eyes gleamed steadfastly upon him from the 
 shadow of the shawl over her head, ami. as 
 siie held her right hand clenched against her 
 bosom, and the other half-hidden in the 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 105 
 
 folds of her patched dress, there was some- 
 thing iu the attitude to make him retreat a 
 step. 
 
 " You've been watching me, my beauty," 
 he said, quietly; " you've been playing the 
 spy." 
 " Where-a j'ou go? " 
 
 She spoke quickly, aud iu a passionate 
 tone, as ou the uight wheu she questioned 
 me. 
 
 " Where am I going?" repeated Reese, 
 with a short laugh ; " whj^ I"m going to 
 New York — for a while. You don't want 
 me to staj' and be taken, — do j^ou? " 
 
 " No ! no ! " she cried, shaking her head 
 petulantly; "you uotgo. We hide-a you!" 
 
 " That won't do, my px'iucess," answered 
 he, going a step nearer to her aud appar- 
 ently recovering his old manner. " I must 
 be entirely out of the way when they come 
 to search the camp, wherever it is. Don't 
 you know, my dear, that they've caught 
 your father? He'll tell them he's a gipsy, 
 and then play the ignorant. That will get 
 him out of the scrape in a few days, if they 
 don't happen to tumble on me. But if they 
 should lind me iu Old Hugo's camp, there 
 would be trouble. Don't you see? don't — 
 you — see?" 
 
 Slowly repeating the last question iu a 
 soothing tone, he moved a little closer to 
 her, aud then, with the quickness of thought, 
 threw both his strong arms about her and 
 clasped her tightly to him. I was taken by 
 surprise, wheu the sudden embrace occurred ; 
 but how much greater was ray aston- 
 ishment to see Reese give a short, sharp 
 wrench with his right hand at something, 
 aud lift that hand aloft with a glittering 
 knife iu it, while, with the other, he fiercely 
 pushed her from him. 
 
 "Would you? you hell-cat!" he ex- 
 claimed, shaking the weapon at her. 
 
 Shrinking beyond reach of it, her eyes 
 dilated with terror, aud her shawl falling 
 from her head, she moved her lips, but ut- 
 tered no sound. 
 
 "Why do you want to murder me?" he 
 asked, hurling the steel f;ir over her head. 
 
 Down went the gipsy girl upon her knees 
 ou the grass, and with eyes bent to the 
 ground, and arms hanging nervelessly at her 
 sides, she said, softly aud mourufull}', — 
 
 " I should kill-a myself, too. If you go, 
 I know you come-a not back. I die then." 
 
 My capacity for wondering at the vaga- 
 ries of Reese was exhausted, or I should 
 have been doubly amazed when, instead of 
 either bantering, or leaving the wild crea- 
 ture, he caught her up in his arms and 
 poured forth such a torrent of endearments 
 that some other person than his iudifl'erent 
 self seemed to be speakiug. He told her 
 that she was his own princess, and he loved 
 her better than anything else in the world ! 
 He didn't think that any woman could ever 
 care enough for him to do what she had 
 done ; aud he'd come back and marry her 
 yet, if she'd only trust him ! He went on 
 iu this vein for several moments, giving her 
 14 
 
 no chance to answer a word, aud, finally, with 
 a kiss, released her from his arms, aud saw 
 her glide away through the bush like a 
 mocking foi'est vision. 
 
 " Mr. Reese," said I, after waiting pa- 
 tiently for some time to sec if he would not 
 notice me of his own accord, — " Mr. Reese, 
 won't the wagons be gone if we don't go 
 back to them soon? " 
 
 He turned his head slowly toward me, as 
 though uncertain whether he had been ad- 
 di-essed or not. 
 "Eh?" 
 
 " Shan't we go back, sir ? " 
 He stared at me vaguely for a moment, 
 and smiled rather foolishly, I thought. 
 " Shan't we, sir?" 
 
 He caught me by the arm again, and asked 
 me what I had said. I repeated the ques- 
 tion iu full. 
 
 "No, Little Breeches," said he, hilari- 
 ously. " Our business in camp is all settled, 
 my cherub, aud we'll take a cut through the 
 woods, and cross the fields to the part of 
 Newark Ave're interested in to-day — the 
 stage-house. Now then, lively ! — you un- 
 derstand ? One, two, three, and — off for 
 Cow Bay." 
 
 CHAPTER XXII. 
 
 TBE FIVE POINTS. 
 
 Money is the root of all evil, and so is 
 bread. From individual possession aud gen- 
 eral difl'usion of the first, come the highest 
 developments of human intelligence, and a 
 consequent aggregate of virtue superior to 
 that which might have existed normally 
 without it. From individual possession and 
 a common plenitude of the second, come 
 the natural physical ease and proportionate 
 clearness of mind which make ordinary 
 good easier to follow than ever-laborious 
 evil. Either money or bread may be profli- 
 gately wasted, or perverted to unworthy 
 uses ; but in both cases the sin is one of 
 perversion purely ; the possession is, in it- 
 self, a good, aud has a sympathy for good 
 alone ; it blesses who will be blessed, aud 
 is a curse to those only, who, haviug no 
 sympathetic good in themselves to answer 
 its ennobling magnetism, become the worse, 
 — from lacking unison to be the better, — 
 by it. 
 
 To want money, to want bread, is to find 
 each a reflective root of all evil, as the want 
 gives greater or less germination to that 
 root in man himself; aud if an eagei'ness for 
 the former, urged on by poverty^ will turn 
 passive honesty into active roguerj-, a crav- 
 ing for the latter, sharpened by hunger, will 
 work human nature's inofl'eusive blank into 
 the seething characters of infamy and mur- 
 der ! 
 
 Recognize money aud bread as blessings, 
 by patiently teaching and helping the poor 
 aud the starving to attain them innocently, 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUX; OR, 
 
 aiul the vcrj- means of their attainiiuMit will 
 make tlieiii iiuleeil l)les>inij;s when attained. 
 Ivoirard them, even in llieir greatest plenty, 
 as .stanilaril evils; teucli the poor and the 
 starving that there can be no luxury in 
 them without evil, and your sophistry will 
 make of eaeh a double eurse, — a curse in 
 being denietl to instinelive necessity; a 
 curse in being gainetl (despite your admoni- 
 tions), without appreciation of the bencll- 
 cent good that is in them.* 
 
 Following Keese, who slouched along 
 with none of that free, careless air which 
 had distinguished him in the country, I was 
 going down into the place where bread is 
 the root most inicjuitous. Money held the 
 precedence as far as Anthony Street,! in its 
 palaces of trade and sumptuous hotels. It 
 even made an attempt to turn the corner 
 with us, iu the shape of a decent building 
 or two dovvu the cross-way to its rival's 
 camp ; but there it lost heart very suddenly 
 at a point where Starvation looked out from 
 the shattered windows of a huge tenement- 
 house ; and the man and I, and the travel- 
 worn dog panting after us, lost sight of it 
 there. 
 
 After crossing Centre Street, Reese paused 
 abruptly upon the curb and fixed his e3'es on 
 a great, gray Iniilding, some distance down, 
 on the west side, whose heavy pillars and 
 grim solidity of architecture made it loom 
 iu the twilight like a huge sepulchre. 
 
 " Do you know what place that is?" he 
 asked me, motioning toward it with his head. 
 
 " A prison," was my instinctive answer. 
 
 " Yes," said he, sullenly ; " it's the Tombs. 
 They've got Hugo in there." 
 
 "Hugo there!" cried I, in surprise. 
 " Why, what did they put liim there for? " 
 
 " The same thing that may take me there, 
 yet," he replied, with a quick glance around 
 him; "being too flush with — uo matter 
 what. Come on again." 
 
 I began to feel certain that something 
 ver}' wicked liad been done by the old gipsy, 
 and that my protector was perilously in- 
 volved in it, to the risk of his very life, per- 
 haps ; but of what the olfence was I liad not 
 the slightest idea. There was such a mag- 
 uetism of guilt, though, iu the man's shuf- 
 fling, shrinking manner after reaching the 
 city, that I began to contract a sense of 
 some sort of guilt myself, and I even fan- 
 cied that the dusty and exhausted Mr. 
 Mugses, as he limped droopiugly after us, 
 betrayed disreputable signs of au accusing 
 conscience. 
 
 A hard and sorry-looking trio were we 
 for any other locality than that to which 
 we were going; but neither fashions nor 
 dignities were exacting iu tin; neighl)or- 
 hoods of Cross and Little Water Streets, 
 nor were the critical spirits of Cow Bay 
 likely to take umbrage at soiled attire and 
 hang-dog looks. 
 
 * Tills, of course, is mcrL-ly a cliild's philosopliy. 
 As I prow older in my story I shall reason witli more 
 Bojilii'trv. 
 
 t Now " Worth Street." 
 
 Immediately after crossing Centre Street, 
 we began to meet these spirits in all their 
 most pictures(iue pauses and llighis; and 
 the rickety, rotting, old barracks of houses, 
 and lilthy alley of a street, were frame and 
 perspective to such a ligu re-piece as art 
 never dreamed of. A new mc^on was begin- 
 ning to lengthen out the twilight with such 
 a delicacy of bistre, as would have ro- 
 manced and softly mystilied (he most un- 
 gainly ruins in the world, or given dra- 
 matic pallor to what human shapes might 
 be Hitting in the track of time's most grim 
 desolatiou; but the swarming, crazy tene- 
 ments of Anthony Street took the tender 
 light, as a dirty pauper face might take the 
 ghastliness of death ; and Avhat there was 
 of silver and darkness for the wild and 
 ragged out-door scarecrows of the adjacent 
 Points, suggested a bleary phosphorescence 
 from something noisome w-alking iu rags. 
 On a low wooden stoop running under tlie 
 sagging half-door, and smeared and shat- 
 tered window, of one reeking den, lay some 
 creature whose long brown hair was plas- 
 tered to the boards with the liquid from a 
 broken pitcher still grasped by a soiled and 
 bony hand. Another creature, with mon- 
 strous face pufl'ed out like a balloon ; with 
 great, filmy eyes, and feet like clods of 
 mire, stepped upon the soaking hair on his 
 wa.y to the half-door. Up rose the prone 
 creature to its elbow, screaming curses iu 
 a shrill, Avicked voice, and struck at the 
 other with the broken pitcher; and then 
 fell down again like a dead thing. Others, 
 too, must have trodden upon that hair and 
 been cursed for it; for meu and womeu and 
 children were all the time passing through 
 the half-door for the oue thing tliat com- 
 tbrts when bread is scarce; but the owner 
 of the hair might have been milder with 
 them than with her careless old father. 
 She would have natural reason to expect 
 more cautious walking from so near a rela- 
 tive. The claims of relationship, though, 
 were not rigorously honored in that ward; 
 or the tattered brother who was liirhting 
 his slattern sister, just olf the pavement a 
 little further on, would not have kicked the 
 poor wretch a second time, after she had 
 cried murder. In his case, however, the 
 temptation was great ; a number of gentle- 
 men and ladies of the most unquestionable 
 depravity and raggedness were applauding 
 him iu a ring, and a young lady in two 
 primitive garments actually came down 
 from a second-story window near by, to 
 hurl a dead cat at the shrieking sister. 
 rul)lic opinion was against the latter, and 
 when public opinion is against any oue, 
 you can't kick too often. Seated on ii heap 
 of mingled cabbage-leaves and ashes, which 
 swelled away from the curb in odorous fer- 
 mentation, was a withered hag in a red tur- 
 ban, lustily smoking a pipe, and philosoi)hi- 
 cally observing the tricks of two little 
 vagrant imps with a drunken saili)r. The 
 imps were after the jacket and handker- 
 chief hanging across an arm of the reeling 
 
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 107 
 
 mariner, and the pretty game so absorbed 
 her attention, that she had no time for the 
 soiled and tattered bnndle rolling out of 
 her arms into the curdled gutter; nor ears, 
 either, or she must have heard the bundle's 
 wheezing cr}\ 
 
 Downthat way the traveller had a sur- 
 prise, too, in coming suddenly upon a three- 
 sided bit of common, with several naked, 
 pauper trees in it, and such suspicions of a 
 green turf as just sufficed to break the 
 hearts of two or three skeleton horses, 
 dimly visible here and there. On lines 
 stretched from trunk to trunk tlie best 
 washing of the Points hung in patched and 
 dingy profusion, guarded by half a score of 
 just such witches as beset Macbeth on the 
 iicath. 
 
 " Hubble, bubble, toil and trouble ! " 
 
 might have been the natural refrain of the 
 laundresses getting up a witches' washing 
 like that; for never did Acheron's caldron 
 yield more distorted shapes, than swung in 
 limp, blotchy ugliness from those lines. 
 
 I clung to lieese, and the dog cringed 
 close to our legs, as wild-looking ruffians 
 began to salute us with oaths, and starving 
 curs and pigs yelped and squealed under 
 our feet at every step from the narrow and 
 bemired sidewalk. I tried to make the man 
 tell whither he was taking me, and why he 
 had come to such an awful place ; )jut he 
 was as heedless of my questions as of the 
 salutes of the swarm. A sullen, dogged 
 spirit seemed to have taken possession of 
 him in his very walk. 
 
 Along Little Water Street, and the long- 
 est side of the common we made our way 
 to where two rows of miserably dilapidated 
 shanties ran jaggedly to an apex some 
 distance on. To speak more detinitely, it 
 was a wedge-shaped court of wretched 
 rookeries that we entered, picking our way 
 between yawning mud-holes and spi\awling 
 children, and running a steady lire of rib- 
 aldry from creatures of all ages and colors, 
 in paneless windows and on tumbling stoops. 
 
 Before instinct loses its nicest sensibility 
 under the deprecating encroachments of 
 jealous reason, its intuitions correspond 
 at times to what in reason is known as 
 inspiration; which makes it a question 
 whether reason's inspirations are not mere 
 exceptional demonstrations of instinct alone. 
 This I say, not in my present proper self, 
 but in my ideutiflcation with the immature 
 self of Avhich I am writing; and the sug- 
 gestion is drawn from the well-remembered 
 fact, that, without any intellectual process 
 whatever, I instinctively comprehended all 
 the salient meanings of the new and un- 
 wholesome scenes around me in the democ- 
 racy of misery and vice that evening. 
 Hunger was the explanation of everything, 
 and had wrought an unmistakable physiog- 
 nomy of its own wherever the eye found 
 rest. I seemed to know at once, when I 
 looked upon any face in our way, that its 
 
 owner had been hungry before he or she 
 had been anything worse. Instinctively, 
 too, I divined the relations of the beings 
 in view ; it was instantaneously apparent to 
 me that the fallen creature with the long 
 hair was daughter to him who stepped 
 lirst upon the profaned tresses; that the 
 boy and girl fighting were brother and sis- 
 ter ; that the old crone on the garbage-heap 
 was mother of the creature with long 
 hair, and gi'andmother of the babe she let 
 fall into the gutter; that several wrecks of 
 women stranded on rickety stoops, with 
 dirty bandages tied a!)out their heads, 
 were the wives of men who got drunk and 
 beat them. To understand all this would 
 have terrified me bej^oud control, but that 
 I simultaneously understood the first gi'eat 
 cause as hunger; and so, in feeling child- 
 ishly sorry for the furies and scarecrows 
 of the Points, I lost much of that hatred 
 and dread of their malignity which might 
 have been experienced by an older and 
 wiser person. 
 
 About half way down the wedge-shaped 
 court, Keese, and I, and the dog went up 
 the hind-legs of a broken step-ladder to 
 what had once been the railed platform of a 
 high wooden stoop, and passed into an 
 entry-way just high and wide enough for 
 two persons abreast. 
 
 "Be careful how you step now," said 
 Reese. "If -it's too dark for you to see, 
 feel the way carefully with your feet. The 
 floor is full of holes." 
 
 The holes were plentiful indeed, as I al- 
 ready knew from stumbling into two or 
 three of them ; and sounds in the house we 
 had entered began to distinguish themselves 
 from those of the street as intensifications 
 of the latter. During our momentary pause 
 the noises of singing, swearing, fighting, 
 and every other imaginable source of 
 hideous racket, came to my ears from the 
 diflerent quarter's of the den. A conglom- 
 eration of tattered caricatures of childhood, 
 who had swarmed up the steps after us, 
 were chattering and peering in through the 
 doorway, and the hoarse snarling of a dog 
 in some lower passage induced Mr. Mugses 
 to contribute several grufi' coughs to the 
 general symphony. 
 
 " I wisii we'd bought a lantern," growled 
 Reese; "it's villanous dark here, and the 
 rats are around. Hallo there ! Rumsey ! " 
 
 In answer to his call there was a move- 
 ment in a black hole in the wall before us, 
 and a threatening voice cried, — 
 
 "Well, wot?" 
 
 " Come out and show yourself, or I'll send 
 a dog in after you," said Reese, crosslj". 
 "Don't j'ou know my voice? I'm Mr. 
 Reese." 
 
 After some indistinct muttering a figure 
 came dimly out of the hole in the wall, and 
 asked, in the cracked voice of an old man, 
 if it — the figure — was a naj'gur slave? 
 Because, if so, the figure would like to be 
 informed of the fact at once, with a view 
 to the consistent regulation of its unques- 
 
108 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 tionin^ sorvility llioroaftcr. Rliould such 
 liii\vc\ (.T, afior profouiul invest igatitiii. 
 provo no! to Ijo the fact, " why thin, what 
 tlic di\ il ilo yo iiianc by spakiu' parables of 
 siich a chanuther?" 
 
 ••Ill tell you what I inoau, you old rip," 
 answered Reese, iiiipatiently ; "I mean that 
 1 want to know wliere oUl Mr. Grey is; and 
 I want you to call hiui, wherever he is; and 
 tell him to brim; a caudle and my keys. Do 
 you inulerstand? Be oIT with you now, and 
 i 11 iiive you a quarter, for your giu, when 
 you come back." 
 
 " It's th' ould count ye mane," croaked 
 the other. " It's moved to the tlurc Iielow 
 tins he is. boss; in the llrst room after ye 
 pass the dure under the shtoop. Sure, I'll 
 call him." 
 
 lie hobbled away into the deeper shadows 
 beyond; the sound of his feet indicating 
 that he wore neither shoes nor stockings ; 
 and presently returned, followed by some- 
 body carrying a lighted candle. The feeble 
 rays of the latter revealed him as a short, 
 red-eyed, dirty-faced old man, in a flutter 
 of rags, and also revealed a quite ditt'erent 
 appearing personage in the candle-bearer, — 
 an apparently old man, much bent, but clean 
 and pallid of face, and attired neatly, though 
 in many patclies. 
 
 ''Grey, how d'ye do?" said Reese, nod- 
 ding to the new-comer. "Here, Rumsey, 
 take your quarter and be oil'. I'm under a 
 cloud again, old friend, and shall have to 
 keep dark here in my cage for a while." 
 
 '• You've got coiupany, I see," remarked 
 the person thus addressed, lifting the caudle 
 o^•er his head and surveying me questiou- 
 ingly. 
 
 '• Oh. yes," responded my protector, shrug- 
 ging his shoulders; "a stray kid that I'm 
 playing guardian to. This isn't just the 
 place for him — " 
 
 '• I should think not," interrupted the 
 old man, vehemently; "I should think 
 not I " 
 
 " Rut I had either to bring him along, or 
 cut hiai adrift, and there's no help for it. 
 Clear away from the door, there, you young 
 brutes ! Show us up, Grey, — I want to ask 
 you something." 
 
 Going before us with the candle, which 
 ■was fixed in a large turnip, the stranger led 
 the way up a lliglit of tottiiriiig and creaking 
 stairs to a long hall not more than two feet 
 wide, on either side of which, at short in- 
 tervals, were low, dirty rooms, swarming 
 with the cliildreu of miser}'. In some of 
 these unclean pens, the passing light of our 
 candle revealed knots of drunken wretches 
 wallowing or sleeping on tlie lilthy lloors ; 
 while, in otliers, noisy creatures of both 
 sexes were playing cards, or huddling around 
 benches, bearing the refuse that such beings 
 live ui)on. Uccasional jeers and curses 
 came at us as we passed by. Reese was 
 liaiUd byname once or twice; and at one 
 of the doors a girl with an old-woman face 
 n)ade a sweeping courtesy to " the count; " 
 bi]t we went on unheeding. 
 
 A second hall of the same kind, and still 
 higher up, was next traversetl; anil I was 
 thinking tliat we must be at the very top of 
 the house, and expecting to find the very 
 next room our destination, when our cou- 
 duetor paused at the end of the passage, and 
 remarketl, '' Here is the ladder." 
 
 Standing upright and Hat against the 
 wall, to wliirh it was secured by a slai)le, 
 chain, and padlock, was a ladder some six 
 or eiglit feet long; and on one side aljove 
 it, in a sfpiarc boxed way over the hall-ruft- 
 ters, appeared an unpainted door. 
 
 '•Been up here lately. Grey?" asked 
 Reese, taking two keys from the other, and 
 applying one to the padlock. 
 
 '• I've been up to read your books now 
 and then of an evening," was the quiet re- 
 ply. 
 
 " That's right. I've always told and 
 wanted you to do so, you know." 
 
 As my protector spoke, he unchained the 
 ladder, and turned it over at a slant, so that 
 its top rested jtist under the door above 
 the rafters. Then, springing up the rungs, 
 he used the second key, and, in another 
 moiucnt, stood on the threshold of an 
 opened loft. 
 
 '■Xow come up with the candle, my dear 
 count," cried he, gayly; "and you, Glibuu, 
 bring up Mr. Mugses in your arms." 
 
 With my usual silent ol^edience, I did as 
 I was bidden, and climbetl after Mr. Grey 
 into what I at lirst took lo be a great, deso- 
 late garret. When Reese had closed the 
 door, however, and the light of the candle 
 took a wider range, I was able to discern 
 more evidences of habitability than could 
 have been expected in such a locality. 
 Though the rude brown rafters, with their 
 plentiful cobwebs, came down so low that 
 the heads of the men fairly grazed them, 
 the room, or loft, seemed to extend over 
 the whole house, and was large enough for 
 a school. Three glass sashes in the roof 
 were tlie onl}' windows I could discover. 
 More than one half of the place was entire- 
 ly bare of furniture; but in the other and 
 further half, several rush-bottomed cliairs 
 and a large deal table stood in line against 
 the boariled wall on one side, while a leath- 
 ern lounge, a clock, and — curious to ob- 
 serve — several long shelves, packed with 
 big and little books, were ranged oitposite. 
 There was also a rusty cooking-stove, with 
 its pipe tiirouirh the roof, a painted pine 
 cupboard standing in a corner, anil a rudely- 
 furnished cot-bed and wash-stand against 
 the end wall. 
 
 "Here we are again! " cried Reese, rub- 
 bing his hands and indulging in another of 
 his quick changes of manner. "I feel at 
 home once more, and as prime as a game- 
 fowl. Make yourself comfortable on one 
 of tiiose chairs, Glil)un, if they aren't too 
 dusty. Mr. Mugses knows where he is. 
 See how snug he's making himself on the 
 lounge already. Come, my jolly ancient, 
 leave that caudle to take care of itself on 
 the table, and give me a hand in getting up 
 
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 109 
 
 a flash in the stove for supper. It's a trifle 
 chilly lip here tliis evening. I left some 
 kintlling-wood over, last time, and here it 
 is, well seasoned, under tlie cupboard. Ely 
 around, old man ; it's a blessing we haven't 
 got a chimney to set on Are." 
 
 Pouring out his words like a boisterous 
 youth, he had the bundles of wood out of 
 their hiding-place and into the stove, before 
 his deliberate friend could ofl'er help ; and, 
 by the aid of the candle, a lively tire was 
 immediately under way. 
 
 " I'll bring the pi-ovisious. Back in a mo- 
 ment. You hold ou with the youngster. 
 Grey," rattled the rejuvenated proprietor 
 of this unique retreat; and in another mo- 
 ment he was out of the loft and hurrying 
 down the ladder. 
 
 The old man, who appeared to be thor- 
 oughly dazed l)y the whirling rapidity of 
 the whole procedure, stared abstractedly 
 at the door for a moment or two, and then 
 turned his pale face slowly upon me. 
 
 " Are you here of your own accord? " he 
 asked, pinching his chin nervously, and re- 
 garding me attentively. 
 
 "Yes, sir," answei'edl, not knowing what 
 other reply to make without forethought. 
 
 "//« brought you, then, because you 
 wanted to come ? " 
 
 "He had to leave the gipsies," said I, 
 " because something was the matter about 
 Hugo ; and he brought me along because 
 I'd nowhere else to go." 
 
 " You're not a gipsy yourself ? " 
 
 " Oh, no, sir." 
 
 " The gipsies didn't steal you?" 
 
 " Oh, no ! I was running away from — " 
 Here I stopped, conscious that I was going 
 too far with my conrtdence. 
 
 He shook his head thoughtfully several 
 times, as in sympathy with some conjecture 
 not favorable to me. 
 
 "Do you know what place you're iu?" 
 was his next inquiry. 
 
 " Cow Bay, I suppose," returned I, re- 
 membering the name Reese had given at 
 starting. " It seems like an awful place. 
 Only hear that screaming and singing down 
 below. Do the people always act so, sir?" 
 
 " It is an awful place," he moaned, rather 
 than said; " a dreadful place, — a dreadful 
 place. Boy, this is no place for you ; you'd 
 better be dead than here, a thousand times. 
 It's starvation, crime, perdition, to be here ! 
 It is cruel to bring even tliat dog here ! " 
 
 Rising to vehemence, and positively 
 wringing his thin hands, as he spoke the 
 last sentence, he filled me with alarm. 
 
 " Why do you stay here, then? " asked I, 
 with involuntary aptness. 
 
 " I'm old and 3'ou're j^oung," he responded 
 quickly; " I'm ruined ah'eady, and you can 
 be saved yet. This is a place for old age, 
 misery, hopelessness, want, ignominy, sor- 
 row ; not for j'outh." 
 
 " I saw children down in the street," urged 
 I, scarcely understanding his wild talk, and 
 growing more uneasj^ at his wild manner. 
 
 " God help them ! " he exclaimed passion- 
 
 ately, clasping his hands and looking up- 
 ward. " They are children by age, by size, 
 — that's all. But what would you think, or 
 anybody think, to know that their souls are 
 lost already ! — to know that they are imps 
 of perdition, doomed by their own parents ! 
 Do you liear me, boy," and he came and put 
 a trembling liand upon my shoulder, — " by 
 their own parents ! The fathers — they 
 are the accursed ones ; the mothers can 
 only follow — the fathers are the soul-kill- 
 ers. By drunkenness, by gaming, by folly, 
 by crime, driven here ; and then the inno- 
 cent, tender, appealing little children must 
 wither into the hideous likenesses of the 
 hell around them, and live only to curse their 
 fiithers, in prisons, or under the gallows. — 
 Hear those shouts, and oaths, and sounds of 
 brutish debauch iu these houses and on these 
 streets ! Fathers howling the requiems of 
 children's lost souls ! O Heaven ! O Heav- 
 en!" — he was pacing to and fro, now ut- 
 terly regardless of me, and swinging his 
 arms like a maniac, — " that such wretches 
 should live ! But they daren't die ; the ruin 
 they are working might be even a worse 
 ruin if they should die and leave its finish- 
 ing to the devils of the Points. No, no, no ! 
 Let them live, let them live." 
 
 If ever a broken heart wailed its despair 
 in tones haunted with its breaking, there 
 was an unblest ghost in that moan of " Let 
 them live, let them live." I started from my 
 chair as though the voice had come to me 
 from the darkness of an empty room ; the 
 miserable caudle seemed to flare with the 
 chill that crept over me, and the dog on the 
 lounge uttered a howl like a human cry. 
 
 "I'm afraid of you," gasped I, looking 
 fearfully at him. 
 
 He fingered his forehead in a confused 
 waj% and looked from me to the dog in ap- 
 parent bewilderment. 
 
 " Why do yon talk so?" I continued; "I 
 don't understand you at all." 
 
 He seated himself upon the lounge, near 
 the dog, and said, with a sigh, — 
 
 " O child, the sight of one like you, new 
 to such a place as this, may well make a 
 miserable old man half crazy. Don't mind 
 me ; don't mind me." 
 
 " I'll try not to, sir," returned I, resuming 
 my chair, " if you won't go ou in that strange 
 way." 
 
 As I spoke, there was a sound of some one 
 heavily mounting the ladder outside, and 
 when, in obedience to a thumping on the 
 door, I hastened to open the latter, Reese 
 came shuffling in with both hands full. A 
 brown pitcher and a paper parcel occupied 
 either hand, while other parcels were held 
 under his arms or protruded from his pock- 
 ets. 
 
 " You're dull here," said he, vivaciously, 
 as he went to the table with his load ; " you 
 ought to see how they're keeping it up be- 
 low : A fight in the front hall ; another in 
 one of the second-story rooms ; a wake in 
 still another room, and a free dance in a 
 third. That's nearly life enough for one 
 
no 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 house, T should think. Wc must keep it up 
 too, tliouijii, you kuow; and here's souie- 
 thing: to keep it up with. Beer from Crown's 
 corner; liam and bread from Centre Street; 
 cheese from ditto; crackers from ditto; a 
 lot of candles with two empty bottles for 
 candlesticks (lisht a couple and set them 
 up, Glibun); a lot of herring, and a roll of 
 l)utter. Now, Mr. Grey, as I'm going to 
 keep you to supper, I'll trouble you to help 
 a little. Stiruptiie lire, will you, while I 
 hunt up the old skillet." 
 
 He had jiiled his purchases upon the table 
 as they were named, and now skijiped to 
 the cupboard like a boy, cast his hat and 
 false beard under it, and brought forth a 
 broken skillet and other cooking and table 
 utensils. jMcchauically the old man aided 
 in tlic preparations ; I obej'ed the order 
 Avhich had been given to me, and in a very 
 short time there was an arraj"^ of earthen 
 dishes on the table from the cupboai'd, and 
 the cooked ham, herring, crackers, cheese, 
 bread, and butter were dished in such a 
 savory atmosphere as that neighborhood 
 could not often have known. 
 
 " And now, ^Ir. (irey," said Reese, as we 
 began eating, " I want to know how you've 
 fared since my last house-keeping in this 
 sk.y-parlor ? I see they call you ' the count' 
 yet." 
 
 "Yes, yes," answered the other, " and I 
 let tliem do it. What started in a sneer has 
 done me some good ; for half the poor, ig- 
 norant creatures here actually believe now 
 that I used to be an English nobleman of 
 some description, and that keeps them off. 
 I have a comfort now that was not mine 
 before, sir; I can starve without constant 
 insult, at least." 
 
 " Starve ! " retorted Reese, " pooh ! you're 
 not as badly oft' as that, old friend. I think 
 I've got a little acquaintance who'll see to 
 that." 
 
 In a moment the old man dropped his 
 knife and fork and half arose from his 
 chair. 
 
 "What do you mean by that?" he ex- 
 claimed, glaring furiously at his entertainer. 
 '• What do you daro to mean by that?" 
 
 " I mean no harm at all, ^Ir. Ore}'," re- 
 turned ]\eese, more seriously. *' You ap- 
 pear to be altogether mad on that point. 
 My idea was, that your little girl would 
 peddle matches, or sell hot-corn, before 
 slie'd see you starve ; and now I want to 
 know wlun-e she is to-night, that I don't 
 lind her with you?" 
 
 SinUiu'^ Ijark upon his cliair again, with 
 lips f|uivcring and a look of helpless misery 
 n])on him, tiie poor old creature said, — 
 
 " Gone across the river with her ac- 
 cordeon, sir, to try and pick up a few^ shil- 
 lings on Long Island. She travels far and 
 wide now, (;od help her! with no pro- 
 tection but Iht innocence. Tidnk of such 
 a child l;rought to such a fate I Away all 
 
 this night, — .sleeping on the roadside, pcr- 
 liaps. And so hungry! All my work! Oh, 
 if I only dared to die ! " 
 
 '' When will she be back? " 
 
 " To-morrow — if she is alive." 
 
 " Well then. Just mind wliat I say," cried 
 Reese, impatiently; "were not going to 
 have our appetites spoiled by your raving, 
 w'hen there's so little cause for it. You 
 can act like a man, if you arc down in the 
 world; and tliis eternal kink of yours, about 
 this thing and that tliini; being all your 
 work, is simply old-womanish. It's siiecr 
 drivel — you understand ? — and the hardest 
 trial my little ac'iuaintance has to bear. 
 Suppose j^ou were like me — driven here to 
 keep out of jail. There's nothing criminal 
 about yoH, you know; and you've got a 
 child that ought to be the joy of your life 
 even in this hell-hole. Thats it ! drink the 
 beer and be thankful you're better otf than 
 you might be." 
 
 I thought this a curious argument for 
 comfort, and hoped that the old man would 
 say sometliing more of his child ; but he 
 seemed either cowed or shamed by the 
 rough rebuke, and had indeetl applied to 
 the beer with sudden ardor. In fact he 
 drank a considerable quantity of that bev- 
 erage, and, by degrees, washed away his 
 melancholy with it and allowed himself to 
 be led into general conversation. 
 
 From what Reese said, I learned that he 
 considered himself perfectly safe there from 
 whatever danger he had incurred, and did 
 not believe that some "Judge," whom he 
 named, would let the law trouble a man 
 who could control a "thousand votes." I 
 did not undei'stand just what this meant, 
 but I could perceive from the manners of 
 both men that the argument had more than 
 common force. 
 
 Finally, Mr. Grey took his departure 
 down tlie ladder; and, after extinguishing 
 the two extra candles and huddling the 
 contents of the table topsy-turvy into the 
 cupboard, Reese turned his attention to 
 me. 
 
 " Are you tired? " he asked. 
 
 " Yes, sir." 
 
 " Then lie upon that bed yonder, and go 
 to sleep. It has no sheets nor pillow-cases, 
 but the pair of comfortables upon it will do 
 at a pinch. I shall take the lounge, here, 
 and bunk with Mr. Mugses. I'm tired my- 
 self, too tired to talk any more to-night. 
 To-morrow we'll have a confalj." 
 
 I was weary enough from the excitement 
 and exertion I had gone through ; and, 
 besides, the small (piantity of beer with 
 which my meal was finished made me 
 drowsy. Readily, therefore, I availed my- 
 self of the permission given. Dressed 
 as I was, I threw myself upon the cot; 
 and, while yet the candle was burning and 
 the sounds from below came louder, fell 
 drcamlessly asleep. 
 
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 Ill 
 
 CHAPTER XXIII. 
 
 A LOWER DEEP. 
 
 The best breakfast in Coav Bay, that 
 morniug, was ours; and I ate my share 
 without the remotest suspicion that scores 
 of human beings witliin a few j-ards of our 
 retreat vrould not have scrupled to murder 
 us in cold blood, for the sake of just sucli a 
 meal. There were hungry ones in the house, 
 to whom the fever of last night's gin and 
 whiskey brought an epicurean zest for a 
 crisp and cool breakfast, and a temper to 
 take it, without much regard for trifling 
 obstacles, if they but knew where to find 
 it. Luckily for us, however, there Avas no 
 odor of cookery to betray our luxury, nor 
 incense of coflee, or tea, to evoke the genius 
 of starving crime from below ; so we ban- 
 queted undisturbed in our sky-parlor, with 
 the sunlight streaming in upon us through 
 the sash in the roof. 
 
 My companion had scarcely noticed the 
 "good-morning" I gave him when first I 
 crawled forth from the cot ; nor did he com- 
 mand and direct my assistance in the very 
 primitive arrangement of the meal by 
 more than sharp grunts and imperious 
 gestures. We chose, indeed, to be silent 
 and abstracted until some minutes after the 
 eating was over, when a sudden, and ap- 
 parently unprovoked howl from the dog on 
 the lounge loosened his tongue. 
 
 "Hold your infernal noise, you brute!" 
 he shouted, furiously hurling a billet of 
 wood at the animal. " What do you 
 mean ? " 
 
 His rage at such a trifle surprised me. I 
 had never before seen him inflict so much 
 as an angry word upon Mr. Mugses. 
 
 " The dog, " said I, " howled in the same 
 way last night, while you were away and 
 that old man was going on about people's 
 children." 
 
 "The old idiot is enough to make any 
 dog howl," replied Reese, scowling at his 
 whining favorite, who had come tawning 
 to his feet; "but I don't want to hear any 
 such noise as that in this place. We'll 
 have enough unearthly sounds in Rack-and- 
 Ruiu Row without dog-howls. What a 
 regular groan it was ! Ugh ! I don't like 
 it. It means something wrong ! " 
 
 He stared soberly at the creature for a 
 moment, and then began feeding him with 
 the dry remnants of our repast. 
 
 " I'd never have brought the old fellow 
 here," continued he, with a gentleness 
 strongly contrasting with his recent anger, 
 "if I had thoughtless of him. He's the 
 only true friend I ever had. I can love 
 anything — dog, or cat, or bird — that cares 
 for me." 
 
 While uttering the last sentence he fon- 
 dled one of the dog's ears, and looked upon 
 me with a kindness that made my heart 
 swell in my bosom. 
 
 "I like you very much, Mr. Reese," said 
 I, strongly emphasizing the personal pro- 
 
 noun; " only I wish you hadn't been such 
 good friends with that bad Mr. Gamble." 
 
 He laughed, and leaned Isack from the 
 table with both hands in his pockets. 
 
 " So that oflended J'ou, did it, my young 
 Christian ? You don't happen to remember, 
 perhaps, that you dicj him a more friendly 
 turn than I ever did, when you took that 
 note for him ! By the way. Little Breeches, 
 you've got to tell me yet how that embassy 
 flourished." 
 
 " I gave the note to the lady's mother," 
 responded I, with some spirit; "and she 
 tore it up and scolded the young lady;" 
 and in concise terms, I gave liim the whole 
 story. 
 
 I expected him to reprimand me savagely 
 for my high-handed perversion of a trust 
 to which he had partly been committed 
 himself. I expected a severe scolding, and 
 was prepared to defend myself; but he only 
 laughed louder than before. 
 
 " Good for you ! " he cried, in the best of 
 spirits. ^'Upon my soul, I'm glad of it, 
 and may the rascal be horsewhipped the 
 next time he tries such a villanous busi- 
 ness ! He had my help for a moment, only 
 because he knew too much about some of 
 the gang's doings to be a safe man to ofi"end. 
 I'm anything but as good as I ought to 
 be — you understand ? — but I don't impose 
 on women. I deal with men. This practice 
 on women is too cowardly mean." 
 
 It came into my head to say just then, 
 " I think Anita must love you very much, 
 Mr. Reese. " 
 
 He started, colored, and gave me a sus- 
 picious look, for which I could not immedi- 
 ately account. 
 
 " What put it into your head to say that, 
 Glibun ? " he asked, quickly. 
 
 " I thought she acted so," said I. 
 
 " Then don't think any more about it," 
 retorted Reese ; "you know nothing about 
 such things. You say the old lady, Mrs. 
 Green, asked you to come back to the house 
 again, — do you?" 
 
 " Yes, sir." 
 
 Bringing down his chair upon its fore-legs 
 again, and crossing his arms upon the table, 
 he fixed his keen black eyes upon me in a 
 searching, speculative gaze. 
 
 " That reminds me," he said, " that I must 
 make up my mind what to do with you. Do 
 3'OU want to go back to your father? " 
 
 "Oh, no!" And I meant it. Anything 
 but that. 
 
 He leaned farther toward me over the 
 table, and asked, as though suddenly pos- 
 sessed of the idea, — 
 
 " How should /know anything about your 
 father, boy ? " 
 
 " That pedler told you about it," was my 
 ingenuous reply. " I was awake in the 
 wagon, that morning, and heard you and 
 him talking." 
 
 The man uttered a furious oath and sprang 
 to his feet. 
 
 " What else did you hear? Speak quick! 
 Quick ! " 
 
112 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 I slirnnk troiiibling from his reach, and 
 pnt an arm before my face in anticipation 
 of a bl<i\v. 
 
 '• Nothinjj iMit that, sir, upon my word of 
 honor! I conUin't help it! " 
 
 His raj^e was gone in a moment at sii^lit 
 of my distress. In his way he certainly 
 loved mo. 
 
 " Pshaw ! " cried he, smiting the table with 
 an open palm, "there was nothing else to 
 hoar. Don't mind my tliealrieals. The 
 tight place Tm in now makes me nervous as 
 a cat. Well, if j-ou overlieard the talk that 
 morning, you know one thing, — you know 
 that I might makcsomething by lianding 
 j-ou over to your natural owner. Now, 
 which would you prefer, going to him, or 
 staying with me? " 
 
 " Let me stay with you," panted I. 
 
 "I3y(.i — d, you shall, then!" exclaimed 
 he. i think it really pleased him to tind that 
 I clung to him ; and I think he was all the 
 better pleased that my choice followed so 
 closely upon his harshest otl'ence against me. 
 
 Kising from his chair once more, he came 
 over to where I sat, and looked down ujiou 
 me with his hands upon my shoulders. 
 
 " You shall stay with me," he said, " until 
 I can lind some better friend for you. Rack- 
 and-Ruin Row is not a place to improve one 
 of your years, and I don't know how long 
 we may have to stay here ; but. if you do as I 
 tell you to, you will come to no harm while I 
 am away. I'm not the best companion for 
 you either, but I'll show j^ou ni}' best side. 
 Read those books over there, keep yourself 
 as clean as you can, and stay in here as 
 much as you can. I'll give you- the key of 
 the door, which you can lock after me when 
 I go out, and open for me when I come in. 
 I'll move the ladder, so that none of the 
 wretches downstairs can get at you, and, 
 after to-morrow, I'll fix it so that we can eat 
 in the next house." 
 
 " JNIust you go out much?" I asked, not 
 relishing the idea of being left alone there. 
 
 " "i'es," was the reply, " I must be out to 
 see what I can do for Old Hugo. Mind, 
 Glibun, that you don't have a word to say 
 about mo, or where we come from, to any 
 living soul. I shan't tell you just the trouble 
 that sent me here, but you can be sure of 
 this much : if it gets about that I am here, 
 I shall go to jail, and you will go — to your 
 father! You understand? Now see if you 
 can't get these things back oil" the table into 
 that cupl)oard again. There are enouirh 
 crackers left to make you a dinner, if I'm 
 not here, and there arc the books to keep 
 you company. To-morrow we'll be in better 
 working order. 
 
 '♦ Won't that old man come up again? " 
 
 " Old (;rey you mean? P<?rhaps he will 
 to-night, but not before. Now can you get 
 along? " 
 
 "Yes, sir, I think T can." 
 
 " That's a good fellow. I'm glad to sec 
 you care something for me. I'll help you 
 amuse yourself. I'll teach you book-keep- 
 ing some evening." 
 
 ■\Vhile rattling off this speech he was put- 
 ting on his hat and false wliiskers, and had 
 his hand upon tlie door when lie made me 
 thofiueor promise. It was the work of an 
 instant for him to toss the key upon the 
 table; and then, with characteristic abrupt- 
 ness, he was out of the loft and springing 
 down the ladder. I liad barely compre- 
 hended his absence, however, when he was 
 back again, bringing a pail of water and 
 standing it l)eside tiie bed. 
 
 "There!" said he, out of breath; "you 
 can wash now. I'll be back again before 
 dark." 
 
 Tims was I dismissed to stealthy solitude 
 in the very heart of all uncleanness, want, 
 and crime; with but a lloor between my 
 yet untainted youth and the swarming of 
 every vice and misery; with but a dog's 
 protection and a child's judgment; yet 
 safer there than in my lather's house. This 
 thought came in to me with the sunlight 
 through the sash, as though Heaven would 
 raise for my loneliness a comfort and an 
 assurance from the depth of my greatest 
 misfortune. 
 
 After a few minutes of confused reflec- 
 tion, I felt confident enough to clear the 
 table of its rude appointments; and then, 
 with Jlr. Mugses standing sentry at ray 
 heels, and all sorts of discordant sounds 
 welling up once more from the dens below, 
 I began my acquaintance with the only 
 library in Cow Bay. 
 
 Those rickety shelves held a curious 
 array of books for a locality like that. 
 There were translations of Homer, A^irgil, 
 Xeuophon, Tacitus, Thucydides, and Sal- 
 lust; ThiersTi'ench Revolution; the Fables 
 of Bidpal; the Koran; Don Quixote; one 
 very old volume of Baylc; Blair's Rhetoric; 
 Roderick Random; a treatise on Book- 
 keeping; two volumes of the Gentleman's 
 Magazine ; a Shakespeare ; and a score of 
 other books whose titles I forget. All 
 were gray with dust, and some were tum- 
 bling to pieces with age and usage. 
 
 I happened to take down Roderick Ran- 
 dom lii'st; and, having dusted his seedy 
 coat with an ardor that cost Mr. Mugses 
 divers winks and sneezes, I threw myself 
 upon the miserable lounge, and entered 
 upon his career. 
 
 Poor indeed is that novel, or even ro- 
 mance, in which some reader cannot find 
 more or loss of his or her characteristics 
 and experioncos in tiiis or that liotitious 
 personage and incident. No sooner had I 
 begun my intimacy with Roderick, than I 
 discovered a startling similarity between 
 his case and my own. His hume was but 
 an uncomfortable place for him; and so 
 was mine for me. He Avas drixon to school, 
 only to 1)0 maltreated by a brutal niaster, 
 and had not my fate been the saiuo? These 
 two points of rosem!)lance W"re snfticient 
 to i)erfect my sympathy witli the not-over- 
 l)ioiLs young Random; and when, after a 
 moment's contemplation, I dccidod that his 
 seafaring ancle's revenge upon the master 
 
BETWEEN TWO EIEES. 
 
 113 
 
 was not unlike Wolfton's rescue of me from 
 Mr. Birch, I was prepared to accept Dr. 
 Smollett's immoral hero as a glorilied ideal 
 of myself, and regard his pictured progress 
 as the natural measure of my own destiny. 
 
 There, in that loft in Cow Ba}^ I had 
 such company as have seldom swarmed 
 forth from between the covers of a book, to 
 make neglected childhood happier than a 
 king. Young Eosa, Tom Bowling, Mr. 
 Syntax, the treacherous Gawky, and the 
 malicious female cousins, were all iactual 
 presences to me ; and when Boderick dem- 
 onstrated his poetical and satirical abilities 
 for the benefit of the latter personages, I 
 felt my first definite literary aspirations 
 glow in my breast. 
 
 Thus, while I read and enjoyed, — eu- 
 chanted with all that was good, and inno- 
 cently ignorant to what was coarse and 
 hurtful, — the hours sped as lightly as my 
 heart could run with them. I forgot who 
 and where I was ; I forgot to eat, I forgot 
 to wash myself; and it was twilight when I 
 finally closed the volume, and came unwill- 
 ingly back to myself. 
 
 Discontentedly, and not a little fearfully, 
 realizing my wretched situation again, yet 
 with my brain still full of confused figures, 
 I Avas beginning to comprehend that lieese 
 had been absent for a long while, when his 
 voice suddenly sounded from the foot of the 
 ladder. Hastening to open the door, I 
 dimly saw him standing below me, and at 
 his side a figure like Mr. Grej'. 
 
 "Glibun," said my protector, " how have 
 you got on up there?" 
 
 "Oh, pretty well, sir," I replied. "I've 
 been reading one of the books." 
 
 He uttered some savage ejaculation at the 
 noise made by a herd of half-naked little 
 imps in the doorway of a filthy room near 
 by, and then turned the ladder and bade me 
 come down. 
 
 " Shall I bring the dog? " I asked, seeing 
 that ]\Ir. Mugses had turned his head nearly 
 upsidedowu in an effort to catch his mas- 
 ter's eye from below. 
 
 "No," was the answer; "let him stay 
 there and watch our property. Give him 
 some crackers, if there are any, and come 
 on." 
 
 I obeyed the command, and, on reaching 
 the foot of the ladder, was saluted by the 
 elder man. 
 
 " 3Iust he go ? You know what a place it 
 is ! " I heard him say in undertones to lieese. 
 
 "Yes, he must!" retorted the other, 
 quickl}'. " You know he wouldn't want to 
 be left up there alone all the evening — 
 would he? Audi must have some excite- 
 ment, or I shall get into the dumps. So 
 come along, both of you." 
 
 To ask whither, was the farthest from my 
 thoughts ; and as, in Indian file, we threaded 
 the narrow passages and descended the tot- 
 tering stairways, I felt far more curiosity as 
 to where Eoderick Random went from Mr. 
 Lavements', than concerning my own desti- 
 nation. So passive to chance had I becoiMc. 
 15 
 
 The rows of dens along the halls were 
 not quite so lively as they had seemed on 
 tlie evening of our arrival; for two of the 
 choicest spirits in the house, as I afterward 
 learned, had been dragged away to the 
 Tombs that afternoon, by a squad of police, 
 for having carried their fticetiousness to the 
 amusing extreme of half-killing somebody 
 on Anthony Street; but severalof the rooms 
 had their twilight revelries, for all that ; and 
 in one expansive chamber, where two Hiber- 
 nian families took in colored boarders, they 
 were having a merry time over the vagaries 
 of a lad in delirium tremens. 
 
 Like two-and-a-half " fellows of the baser 
 sort," who were excluded from social com- 
 munion with even such free-and-easy souls 
 as these, we finally skulked into the open 
 air of Cow Bay, and took our silent way 
 toward the base of the triangle. Fathers, 
 brothers, and sons had commenced return- 
 ing from their daily occupations, — from 
 picking rags, grinding organs, sitting at the 
 corners as blind men and cripples, peddling- 
 stolen kindling-wood, collecting cast-away 
 corks, and seeking political appointments^ 
 from the city fathers, whom they had: 
 helped to elect. They were coming home to 
 start a procession of caricature children tO' 
 Crown's Corner with jugs, cracked teapots, 
 and battered tin cups ; to beat such of their- 
 wives or sisters, or mothers as chanced to 
 look too much like getting over their last 
 beatings ; to flirt for half an hour after sup- 
 per with such ownerless ladies as happened 
 to prevail at the time on their floors ; and 
 then to make a night of it at the hospitable 
 establishments on Ci'own's Corner and else-- 
 where about. 
 
 These relishable details were not exactly- 
 known to me then ; yet, as before, I had a. 
 vague idea that the numerous scowling and 
 ragged figures we passed were all that toO' 
 little bread can make of men. 
 
 Along Eack-and-Ruin Row w'e went uutiL 
 arrived at a basement house, so near disso- 
 lution that it seemed merely hanging by the 
 eyelids bet-ween the sturdier pauper cages- 
 on either side of it. Eeese turned down the 
 shallow area, which was reached I)y a de- 
 scent of three horribly unclean wooden 
 steps ; and, through a dingy green door be- 
 tween two red-curtained windows, we en- 
 tered a room including the whole width and 
 depth of the building. 
 
 Two or three caudles, inserted in holes 
 cut for the purpose, were dingily burning at 
 intervals clown a table extending from the 
 door to the farther wall ; but it was some 
 moments before tlicir sickly glare enabled 
 me to discern more of the place than that it 
 was very low, smoky, and damp, and con- 
 tained other beings beside ourselves. As 
 we advanced toward some of the latter, 
 however, I saw that they were squalid men 
 and women, with ej^es and complexions like 
 those of my late gipsy friends. Along the 
 wall, on one side, wei'e ranged a number of 
 hand-organs, around which as many mon- 
 keys leaped and chattered; while, upon the 
 
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 avi:ry CLinUX; OK, 
 
 tahlo, at which nearly all the men were 
 scatcil, the women plaeed tin dishes of 
 eoarsc anil SJii'l'^'l^y meat, squares of liark 
 bread, and jiewler mugs of — I never eould 
 make out wliat. 
 
 Onr ailvent made quite a stir in tliis 
 musical company. All the men be^an ,i:;es- 
 ticnlatinu: toward us and vociferating at 
 <Miee, while tiie women ceased work antl 
 turned their glittering black eyes upon the 
 intrutlers. 
 
 Casting his hat upon the table, Eeesc 
 l^laced both hands on the latter and turned 
 ins face in the direction of a burly llgure 
 just iliscernil)le at the foot of the l)oard. 
 
 "You, Brignoli!" he shouted, to make 
 himself heanf above the noisy jabbering and 
 chattering ; " don't you know me ? " 
 
 There was a sudden lull in the lingual 
 tempest, during which the burly tigure 
 lengthened to its feet and made its way to 
 where wc stood. Then Mr. Urignoli was 
 revealed to me as a very stout, gray-haired, 
 dark-skinned, dirty personage, who summa- 
 rily grasped one of the candles from the 
 table and fairly thrust it into the disguised 
 face of my protector. 
 
 " SignoV Kicci ! " he exclaimed, with up- 
 lifted arms; and, with the candle still inliis 
 hands, he embraced his long-lost friend. 
 The exclamation and greeting were signals 
 for boisterous cries of recognition from the 
 whole company, INIr. Grey and myself com- 
 ing in for several rather rude demonstra- 
 tions of welcome; nor was it until after the 
 host-apparent and lleese had talked rapidly 
 together in a foreign language for nearly 
 ten minutes, that the former returned to his 
 seat in the far shadows, and the object of 
 <our visit became manifest. 
 
 Hastily saying that Ave were there for our 
 ■supper, and assisting Mr. Grey to pull a 
 long bench from under our part of the 
 table, Kcese first saAV us seated beside him- 
 self, and then gave some order which 
 brought two fresh candles and a supply of 
 tdiiihes and knives to our places. 
 
 " You'll get all your meals here, after this, 
 'Glibun,"he said to me ; "I'll make arrange- 
 ments for you ; so now's jour chance to be 
 broken-in.' Help yourself, Grey; you've 
 been here before now." 
 
 "Yes," replied the old man, "oh, yes;" 
 and looked down at his tin plate to avoid 
 my eye. 
 
 "This was my head-quarters at last 
 election, and tliey remember my steward- 
 ship of General Cringer's fund for the in- 
 corruptible Tiaturalizcd 1" resumed Keese, 
 replacing liis Iiat to get it out of the way, 
 and turning once more toward the foot of 
 the table. 
 
 "Brignoli?" 
 
 "Eh?" 
 
 Something said again in a foreign lan- 
 fjuage, and some sort of gesture by the old 
 Italian in the direction of two dimly- 
 visible females who were dispensing the 
 catabh.'s in Jiis neighborhood. Tliese fe- 
 males glanced our way, at the sounds of 
 
 merriment evoked from the assembly by 
 what had passed; and, recognizing my 
 protector and Mr. Grey, came to us without 
 more ado. Both were young, handsome, 
 and dressed in the; ordinary costume of 
 organ-women, and ])()lii welcomed Ileeso 
 witli great ardor. (Jne, however, who 
 appeared to be the elder, was evidently his 
 favorite, and crowded into a seat beside 
 him when the other women took their 
 seats. The other looked very angry, I 
 thought, at this arrangement, and llirted 
 l)ack to tlie foot of the table. 
 
 Thereafter my protector was in such 
 lively company as left him no inclination to 
 think of anything masculine ; so the Italians 
 jabbered, tlie monkeys chattered, and Mr. 
 Grey sought to entertain me while we ate, 
 with some remarks upon our entertainers. 
 I thus learned from the i)oor old man (who 
 seemed, in his restless, flighty manner, like 
 one in a fever), that our companions were 
 all organ-grinders with their wives and 
 daughters, and that the basement they 
 occupied had often been the winter retreat 
 of dilt'erent members of the gipsy band. 
 "//''," whispered the speaker, pointing 
 cautiously to Eeese, " is a great character 
 here. He has worked several local elections 
 in the Points, and these miserable wretches 
 think him some great man. To think I 
 should be in such company ! Ah, me ! 
 Well. Where can She be ? " 
 
 Bewildered by the question, I stared at 
 him and uttered my usual half-interrogative 
 "Sir?" 
 
 He looked at me without seeing me, his 
 lips twitching, and his right hand nervously 
 clawing the table. 
 
 " Who is she, sir? " 
 
 He saw me then, and, with a foolish smile, 
 recalled his wandering wits. 
 
 "It's all right, boy; it's all right; all 
 right. Don't mind me. I was thinking. 
 Go on eating." 
 
 The coarse and uoisy meal was soon 
 finished ; and, in opposition to an apparent 
 clamor for his staying longer, Reese gave us 
 a signal to arise. Pulling' along his laugh- 
 ing female friend by the waist, lie, himself, 
 went to, and held a short conversation 
 with, the old Italian, during which I saw 
 my,self pointed to more than once; and 
 then, releasing the girl with a kiss, he re- 
 joined us and briskly led the way back to 
 the street again. 
 
 He had only time to let me know that I 
 was to go to that basement thereafter for 
 my meals wlien he w-as away, before we 
 found ourselves olf the broken street once 
 more, and entering what seemed at first 
 like a dilapidated grocery-store. 
 
 A dislocated wooden stoop, slippery with 
 every conceivable impurity, and feelily 
 lighted bj' a suspended transi)arent ball of 
 dull red, labelled " Ovsti:i;s. " led into a 
 shabb.y store-front. Tlie glass halves of the 
 doors, as well as the wide windows on either 
 side, were pasted over with newspaper cuts 
 of dogs and horses, varied here and thei'c 
 
 1 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 115 
 
 by a priutccl strip inscribed " Sport.m^vn's 
 Hall ; " aud, as wc passed in, a motley ai'ray 
 of bats, caps, and monkeyisli heads of hair 
 was visible over a wide screen of green 
 blinds, and a hoarse discord of voices 
 saluted our ears. 
 
 Beyond the sci'een, whither I closely fol- 
 lowed my guides with anything but readi- 
 ness, was a room hung with gaud}^ fly-paper, 
 ornamented with ghiss cases containing 
 stuffed dogs, and tarnished gilt frames 
 enclosing cheap dog pictures. A bar occu- 
 pied one side of the place, divers barrels 
 and a filthy oyster-stand decorated the 
 other ; and, through occasional openings in 
 the swarm of customers around a tireless 
 stove in the centre of the room, I could see 
 at the far end an open door to somewhere 
 else. 
 
 The company — what a herd it was ! Old 
 men, young men, bo.vs, and nondescripts. 
 Men in shiny hats, flashy vestments, and 
 with great seal rings upon theirhuge hands. 
 Men in battered hats, buttonless and greasy 
 coats, aud with their hands stabbed into 
 pockets fit for knife or slung-shot. Half- 
 gTown boys, with faces like satyi's, and gar- 
 ments lessened by rags, only, from their 
 original adult sizes. Nondescripts — neither 
 men nor boys — with hair clipped close to 
 the bullet-head, eyes ever darting furtive 
 glances here aud there by stealth, and bony, 
 unclean claws, wriggling restlessly toward 
 each other, as tliough for mutual assurance 
 that the accustomed iron bracelets were in- 
 deed off for a while. 
 
 "Let us go back! Let the child and me 
 return at any rate ! " whispered Mr. Grey, 
 drawing back at sight of this company. 
 " I promised Her I'd never come here again ; 
 and now look at me ! Let us go, Reese. 
 Don't keep the boy here." 
 
 My protector responded to the appeal by 
 roughly seizing one of the old man's arms 
 aud dragging him past the throng around 
 the stove to the bar beyond. 
 
 " Here, Mr. John Bull," shouted he, to a 
 bloated, short-haired, and coatless person- 
 age there presiding, " haven't you got some- 
 thing to put a heart into this countryman 
 of yours ? " 
 
 " Hi should think so, me 'earty," was the 
 brisk reply; — " hodd if I 'adn't. Why! 
 hit's Reese and the Count ! Yer 'ands, me 
 b'ys." 
 
 Hands were shaken under the stare of 
 several of the nondescripts, who had sham- 
 bled bar-ward with us ; but Mr. Grey still 
 made feeble attempts to escape from the 
 grasp of Reese. 
 
 " What ! " cried the latter ; " grumpy still, 
 old man? Give him some of your Particu- 
 lar, Jack. That'll steady him. Come, gents, 
 step up and take your drops." 
 
 The invitation being a general one, there 
 was an immediate swarming to the l)ar ; and, 
 in the midst of congratulations from old 
 acquaintances who had not recognized him 
 before, my protector enjoyed the proud emi- 
 nence of paying for such poison as each 
 
 chose for himself. It surprised and horrified 
 me, to see the saty r- faced Ijoys toss oif their 
 doses of the vile stuff, and to hear them 
 laugh over it without smiling. Harsh, rasp- 
 ing noises were those laughs, to which the 
 accompaniment of anything reseraliling a 
 smile would have been like health blooming 
 from disease. 
 
 My friendless situation and look of aston- 
 ishment, attracted the particular attention 
 of a couple of these promising young gen- 
 tlemen, both of whom swaggered up to me 
 with tumblers still in hand. 
 
 "Don't 3'er highst?" queried the first, 
 with much patronage of manner. 
 
 I answered him with a stare. 
 
 Whereupon the second knowing youth 
 came to the rescue, with an explanatory 
 elevation of his glass in the air, and a suc- 
 ceeding conveyance of the same to his 
 mouth. This graceful bit of pantomime, 
 aided as it was by an instinctive wink, en- 
 abled me to understand that " highst" meant 
 " hoist," and was intended to poetically 
 describe the act of drinking. 
 
 Thus enlightened, I politely answered my 
 new friend's question in the negative, aud 
 was conscious of an immediate fall in his 
 esteem. 
 
 "Come to see the ki-yi's, I s'pose?" re- 
 marked he, with a sneer which might have 
 been a success on a cleaner face. 
 
 Here, again, I was all in the dark, and 
 again the second gentleman took pity on my 
 ignorance. 
 
 " " Don't you hear that ar' cuyoodling down 
 cellar?" he asked, compassionately. 
 
 Above the uproar of voices aud jingling 
 of glasses, 1 certainly had heard divers moan- 
 ing and whining sounds, which suggested 
 nothing definite to me, until this abstruse 
 question was propounded. Then a hint of 
 tlie truth suddenly flashed upon me, and I 
 replied, with some alacrity, — " Why, they 
 must be dogs ! " 
 
 " You bet yer," observed number One, 
 " Ki-yi's is dogs, me covey." 
 
 My progress in an ornamental bi'anch of 
 education was cut short at this critical 
 point, by a boisterous rush of the company 
 for the farther door, to which I before al- 
 luded, aud Reese's hand upon ray shoulder. 
 As I moved foi-ward in obedience to the 
 action, I asked where IMr. Grey was. 
 
 " On ahead with a couple of custom-house 
 fellows," replied Reese, " and as lively as a 
 cricket. Because he's a Britisher, they think 
 he knows more than all the rest of creation 
 about dogs. As though that made any dif- 
 ference ! " 
 
 I should have inquired concerning those 
 mysterious dogs but for the crowd in which 
 we again found ourselves ; foi", on passing 
 through the aforesaid door into a narrow 
 passage-way, or hall, the limited space 
 checlicd the movement of the herd and 
 compelled a more deliberate progression. 
 Instead of going straightforward, however, 
 we tui-ned down a flight of stairs, preceded 
 by a swearing ruflian with a very large Ian- 
 
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 fern, nnd saluted at tho first stops by an 
 iil)roar of harks and snarls frightful to 
 hear. 
 
 Tlie et'Uar to wliieli we descended seemed 
 to extend nnder the whole bnildlng; and, 
 in the l)road glare of (he lantern, was a 
 spectacle at once uui(nie and appalling. 
 Secured by short chains to rings in the 
 walls and staples in the floor, ranged about 
 the sides and standing in the middle in all 
 possible arcs antl angles of position, were 
 dogs of every size, character and species. 
 There were bull-dogs, terriers, curs, whif- 
 fets, mongrels, mast ill's, hounds, and St. 
 Bernards. There were white dogs and 
 black, brown dogs and yellow, streaked 
 dogs and speckled, shaggy dogs and 
 smooth. A thousand coals of lire, alter- 
 nately lurid and glassy, seemed blazing at 
 ns from amid a gloomy wilderness of 
 writhing monsters ; and the fiendish yells, 
 howls, groans, growls, and muffled thunders 
 smiting our ears made complete the infernal 
 illusion of the next world to Cow Bay. 
 
 Through a lane between these blood- 
 thirsty creatures, several of whom had lost 
 parts of their jaws while the heads of 
 others still dripped blood from recent 
 wounds, I was dragged with the ribald and 
 excited crowd to a vault under the side- 
 w"alk, where an enormous black bear 
 growled through his muzzle, a dozen coons 
 snapped at the lingers of the spectators, and 
 a mastiff as lai'ge as a Shetland pony 
 howled over his own degradation to such 
 human company. From this vault, the 
 wretch with the lantern produced a pail- 
 ful of reeking brute entrails, wherewith to 
 feed the raging beasts for our entertain- 
 ment; and then, heartsick with such devil- 
 ish scenes, I found myself once more carried 
 upstairs by the rushing crew, and into a 
 third haunt of brutallly. 
 
 The new place was a room about thirty 
 feet square, with board seats ascending in 
 all directions from the edge of an enclosed 
 i-ing in the centre. The latter was, as 
 nearly as I can recollect, some nine feet in 
 diameter with a clean floor, and a clumsj^ 
 chandelier suspended above it. From the 
 chandelier waved several political posters 
 Ijcaring such inscriptions as "Vote for the 
 Hon. Mealy O'Murphy;" "Regular Demo- 
 lition Ticket; " " The Workingman's Cham- 
 pion;" "Honest Labor versus British 
 Gold ; " and so on. 
 
 As, with many oaths and wild cries, the 
 flerce company scrambled to the scats, 
 their number Ijeing continually augmented 
 by fresh arrivals from the l)ar-room, Reese 
 pushed me along to where Mr. Grey and 
 half a dozen of tho more flashy visitors had 
 placed themselves. The old man no longer 
 exhibited anything like; repugnance to the 
 scene. His eyes flashed in a kind of frenzy ; 
 lie stood erect as any young nnin while 
 j)ouring out a torrent of dog-talk, and paid 
 no heed whatever either to my protector or 
 to me. 
 
 " It takes but few drops to make the old 
 
 man merry," said Reese, as though he had 
 reail my thoughts; and then lie turned from 
 me and connnenced conversation with a 
 stylish-looking gentleman whom I had not 
 before seen, and whom he addressed as 
 •' Mr. Stiles." 
 
 The seats were all occupied and a throng 
 of grinning tatterdemalions crowded the 
 passage-way, when Mr. John Bull entered 
 the ring, wherein a large box with a wire 
 cover had already been placed. Bowing his 
 acknowledgment of certain choice saluta- 
 tions volunteered bj'the friends around him, 
 he i)roceeded to cautiously raise the cover 
 of the box, drew forth six live rats by their 
 tails, and threw them upon the floor. The 
 box was then removed, and a terrier, about 
 as large as "an ordinary cat, was handed 
 into tlic arena. No sooner did the little 
 monster behold his prey than he uttered a 
 shrill yelp and sprang for the nearest victim. 
 The poor rats could not climb the smooth 
 sides of the ring, and were, therefore 
 obliged to run for it. Terror-stricken, yet 
 furious, the unhappy animals sprang con- 
 vulsively into the air, jumped at their foe in 
 sheer despair, or endeavored to hide ; but 
 all was in vain, for the terrier had killed 
 them all in a few seconds. 
 
 Then were brought up from the cellar a 
 pair of Russian terriers belonging to the 
 two custom-house officers, who began 
 betting noisily at the appearance of their 
 favorites. Nothing could exceed the fury 
 of these little animals when confronting 
 each other. Their eyes turned green with 
 rage and they shrieked with concentrated 
 passion. For a moment they were held 
 within a few feet of contact, and then, when 
 the word was given and the men loosened 
 their holds,.the creatures flew together in 
 conflict dire. The noise was terriQc, and 
 both animals were torn out of all canine 
 semblance; bnt, from what I could under- 
 stand of the violent conversation about me, 
 the combat was not considered satisfactory. 
 Nor, indeed, were two others, between 
 additional terriers, which followed; but 
 popular disappointment was to be atoned 
 for at last. 
 
 The great mastiff from the vault was 
 brought up, and opposed to him was a huge 
 and ferocious white bull-dog. Four nuis- 
 cular ruflians were required to hold each 
 brute ; and it was wiiile all heads were 
 stretclied forward to survey these fierce 
 beasts, that the person whom I had heard 
 addressed as "Mr. Stiles" suddenly stood 
 upright on his seat and called general atten- 
 tion to himself by a loud " Ahem ! " 
 
 " Fellow-citizens ! " called this gentleman, 
 graciously removing his rakish slouched 
 hat and revealing a head of hair dressed 
 with partictdar reference to a knowing curl 
 over the middle of the forehead, — " Fellow- 
 citizens, I am here this evening to represent 
 that ti'ied and trusty friend of honest labor, 
 General Cringer." 
 
 The enunciation of this last name oc- 
 casioned a tremendous uproar of savage 
 
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 shouts, and a gentleman -vvliose laundress 
 ■was evidently unreliable was heard to con- 
 sign General Cringer to eternal torment as 
 a — something — " old EbuUitionist." 
 
 " Ebullitionist ! " exclaimed Mr. Stiles, 
 turning in the direction of the voice and 
 caressing a goatee on his chin with a hand 
 rendered noticeable by an enormous ring, 
 — '-is my honorable friend off his feed, that 
 he speaks thus? Fellow-citizens, General 
 Cringer is proud to be a member of the 
 glorious old Demolition Party (great cheer- 
 ing), and prouder still to be a friend of our 
 illustrious champion and candidate, the 
 Honorable Mealy O'Murphy. (Overwhelm- 
 ing applause.) This mastiff, here, is Gen. 
 Ciinger's, while the bull belongs to that 
 noble and exalted spurner of British Ebul- 
 lition gold, the Honorable Mealy O'Murphy. 
 (Wild enthusiasm.) Whichever side wins 
 the stakes in the approaching battle will 
 immediately turn them over to our mutual 
 friend, here, John Bull, to furnish free bev- 
 erages in honor of the workingman's de- 
 fender." 
 
 A tempest of terrific yells greeted this 
 announcement ; but one of the nondescripts 
 across the ring made some sort of discon- 
 tented interrogatory about what I under- 
 stood to be " Macginuis." 
 
 " Ah ! very true my amial)le jockey," pro- 
 ceeded Mr. Stiles, smiling beniguantlj-. "I 
 nearly forgot that. The truth is, though, 
 that General Cringer, on behalf of that 
 stanch Demolitionist, the Honorable Mealy 
 O'Murphy, has requested Mr. Macgiunis to 
 send him, at once, twenty baskets of the 
 best Champagne. Money paid down at 
 once, and wine to be sent when convenient. 
 ' The Mealy O'Murphy Club ' are hereby in- 
 vited to call upon Mr. Macginuis and make 
 sure that the amount has not been paid in 
 British gold." 
 
 Then followed three tremendous cheers for 
 MacGinnis ; and three for General Cringer, 
 and three more for the Honorable Mealy 
 O'Murphy, who would certainly be elected, 
 Eeese said, "bj^ a ripping majority." 
 
 During this interlude, the nobler brutes 
 in the ring had been struggling like giants 
 with their holders, and defying each other 
 until their eyes looked like clots of glazed 
 blood, and the foam boiled from their cav- 
 ernous jaws like scum from seething cal- 
 drons. The word was given as Mr. Stiles 
 took his seat, and, in an instant, the gnash- 
 ing gladiators were clinched in a rolling 
 globe of bristling hair. Round and round 
 they flew, howling, yelling, and sending up 
 clouds of hot dust to sparkle in the chan- 
 delier, — sometimes both springing clear of 
 the ground in one huge 'mass, and, again, 
 both dashing against the side of the ring in 
 desperate plunges. Excited to frenzy"" by 
 the spectacle, the inhuman wretches on 
 the seats stamped, clapped their claw-like 
 hands, and shrieked encouragement to the 
 maddened animals. Quitting his hold on 
 the throat of his adversary, the bull-dog 
 made a ferocious snap at one of tlie fore- 
 
 legs of the latter. It was a fatal mistake 
 for him. The dripping fangs of the mastiff 
 sank into his head with a hideous crunch! ug 
 noise, and he folded his exposed fore-leg 
 under him, beyond the teeth of his foe. At 
 this point, the eight men sprang again into 
 the ring, and, seizing each animal by the 
 tail, beat them apart with clubs. 
 
 Under the spell of a horrible fascination, 
 and with all the clamor of Pandemonium 
 bursting around me, I was gazing fearfully 
 at the dogs, — their heads shapeless masses 
 of raw flesh, from which their eyes glared 
 with devilish fierceness, — when something 
 brushed quickly between Reese and me, and 
 passed forward through the crowd about 
 Mr. Grev. 
 
 "Father! Father! " 
 
 Of all sounds in the world, that was the 
 strangest to be heard in such a place. 
 There, where man's deepest degradation 
 found congeniality in the degradation of 
 the last fidelity such fixUen humanity can 
 know ; where hardihood in wickedness was 
 the only virtue credited, and timidity in 
 crime the only vice avoided, — there, in 
 that amphitheatre of bleeding brutes and 
 viler shapes of men, rang the tenderest 
 sound of home. 
 
 At its utterance, every rude tongue about 
 us was instantaneously hushed ; and, in a 
 moment more, the silence of the whole 
 room was broken only by the low growling 
 of the dogs. The creatures on the other 
 side of the ring came crawling stealthily as 
 cats toward the spot whence the words 
 had come ; and, as those immediately about 
 that spot fell instinctively aside, I wonder- 
 ingly saw what had occurred. 
 
 With head drooping, shoulders bent, and 
 every limb visibly trembling, stood the 
 elder companion of my wretched experi- 
 ences that night, — a miserable object in- 
 deed. Before him, with one little hand 
 upon his nearer arm, and the other holding 
 a bruised and faded accordeon, was a girl, 
 apparently about nine years old, whose 
 young face, upturned to look at him, wore 
 such a look of grieved and loving innocence, 
 as might well give a touch of brute awe to 
 the shiister and misshapen countenances, 
 that had never before, perhaps, been moved 
 to expression, by aught of pure afl'ection. 
 
 She was dressed in poor, patched gar- 
 ments ; and the discolored straw bonnet on 
 her head was starving poverty's last broken 
 thatch of shelter ; yet^in the clear dark eyes' 
 fondly reproachful look, from beneath the 
 smooth bands of chestnut hair, and in the 
 pallid face just quivering to the birth of a 
 tear, there was that inward purity made an 
 outward show, which to childhood — and 
 to that alone — gives counterfeit of the 
 angel. 
 
 '"' Father ! Father ! " Again that word of 
 love and prayer, in accents of childish dis- 
 may. She saw only him and the place. 
 " dh, why are you here ? I couldn't, couldn't 
 believe it when they told me. To think you 
 should come, after promising me never to 
 
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 AVEIIY GLIBUX; OR", 
 
 conic airain (o this dreadful place. O fa- 
 ther! father!"' 
 
 Ho only trembled the more, aud seemed 
 to frrow oUU-r, aud shabbier, aud more 
 broken dowit. 
 
 '• I came home so tired, father. Not hun- 
 .cry, you know," — she could even spare him 
 tiiero, — "but so tired; and you wasn't 
 there. Tlien I went to Briirnoli, and he told nu- 
 to look for you in this awful, awful place." 
 
 A cropped head was tlunist forward at her 
 from the crowd, Hke a snake's, and a irriu- 
 niuiT. wicked face approached hers. '-Give 
 him a tune for his supper," it said, mock- 
 ingly. 
 
 A dozen blows descended upon it in a 
 second, from hands unaccustomed to cham- 
 pionini; the defenceless; and, with tierce 
 oaths, a score of his fellows hurled him to 
 the irround, blecdius; and insensible. 
 
 Tlie clear, sad eyes never moved their 
 glance from the bowed ffraj' hairs. 
 
 "Come with me, father! I know j-ou'll 
 come. Don't be afraid. I'm not a bit hun- 
 gry. Come ! " 
 
 They all stood silently aside to let them 
 pass ; the child leading the tottering old 
 man. and Keese and I as silently following. 
 
 We watched, aud went near them, until, in 
 the same speechless tenderness aud stricken 
 dependence, they disappeared through the 
 low door, beneath the tumbling stoop ; 
 and then my protector and I climbed the 
 broken ladder, and went on up to our loft, 
 while yet the drunken revelries and crimes 
 of ]^ack-and-l\uin Row made the night's 
 blackness darker to the stars. 
 
 CHAPTER XXIV. 
 
 ArniL GREY. 
 
 Feelixg like one who had aAvakened un- 
 refreshed from a wild and feverish dream, I 
 moped so abstractedly next morning that 
 mj' companion took me to task for it with 
 some temijcr. 
 
 '•Glibun, are you sick, or what ails you?" 
 lie asked, after various attempts to draw 
 me into frivolous conversation. "You're 
 as dull to-day as a Sunday in Lent. What 
 are you thinking about?" 
 
 '• I am sorry 1 went with you last night," 
 I rei)lied, deliantly. " It was no place for a 
 boy like me. and I'll never go again." 
 
 "That's the gratitude I get for not leav- 
 ing you here alone with the rats all the 
 evening," said Reese. 
 
 " I'm not half as much afraid of the rats 
 as I was of those horrid men and dogs," 
 returned I, very earnestly ; "and I shouldn't 
 think you'd \vant to go tlu're yourself." 
 
 " I went Ijecause I didn't know Miiat else 
 to do," he answered, vehemently. "I'd 
 Jiave cut my throat if I hadji't gone where I 
 couldn't think; for I was that blue, — you 
 understand? — last night, that I wanted 
 something rough and uoisy to keep me up. 
 
 Old Hugo is having a harder time of it than 
 I tlionglit he woidd, aud will be tried in a 
 day or two. The i)oli(.e are after the other 
 gipsies, and if tliey get any witnesses I 
 may have to stay in this hole for months 
 and months. That's bad luck enough to 
 make a better man want to see a dog-light ! 
 I'm sorry I look you, though, and I wish 
 I'd left the old man behind." 
 
 " Mr. Reese, what has Hugo done? " 
 
 "Done?" nnittered he, sullenly; "win', 
 he offered a bad ten-dollar bill in nnstake 
 for a good one, and he got the bill of me. 
 Kow you know." 
 
 Yes, I vaguely knew that there must have 
 been something wrong in the act, though 
 not comprehending its criminalit_y. 
 
 "Is that all?" i inquired, with all inno- 
 cence. 
 
 The man laughed. " That was all. Little 
 Rrecches ; and quite enough, too, as you'll 
 find out when you're older. Hugo is Anita's 
 father, you know. Poor Anita ! " 
 
 He sighed heavily as he named her, and 
 leaned back in his ciiair. " What'll ])ecome 
 of her, and me, and all my acquaiutauces, 
 Heaven only knows." 
 
 It came into my head to say, " Why don't 
 you run away, — away of!', somewhere ? I'll 
 go with you." 
 
 " I believe you would," exclaimed Reese, 
 with the kindest smile he had ever given 
 me. "You're a good fellow, Clibun. You, 
 aud the girl, aud the dog, are the only crea- 
 tures I've cared for iu many a year. I wish 
 I'd been as innocent as you when I was at 
 your age ; but I was a young scamp. I ran 
 away from my father and little sister, and 
 went to sea as a cabin-boy on one of Astor's 
 ships. The voyage was a long one, and 
 when I got to the other side of the ocean I 
 shipped in another vessel for China. When 
 I reached home at last, my father, who was 
 a very stern man, refused to either see me, 
 or have me at home, but oft'ei'cd, through 
 an uncle of mine, with whom I stopped, to 
 send me to boarding-school and college. 
 Uncle persuaded me to accept, inid for four 
 years I stuck to my education, and never 
 once saw home. Finally, the old man wrote 
 me his forgiveness, and I was making ready 
 to go back to him, when I fell into the com- 
 pany of some wild fellows, who persuaded 
 me to gamble for just one evening. I lost 
 everytinug, of course, and got awfully in 
 debt. I didn't know what to do then : aud 
 while I was tliiuking how to get the money 
 from my father, witliout telling him what it 
 was for, news came that he liad died sud- 
 denly of apoplexy. ... I never saw 
 home again. Somehow it came into my 
 head that I had in some way hastened the 
 old man's end, and that idea made a reck- 
 less scamp of me. I\Iy sister aud uncle both 
 wrote to me, but I never answered tliem. 
 I was bewildered with an exaggerated sense 
 of guilt, though I never really comprehended 
 what I had done to deserve such a hard 
 name as that. . . . The gambling debt 
 had to be paid, so I started off suddenly to 
 
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 New York, assumed false liair, whiskers, 
 and a false name, and gambled again. I 
 paid my debt, and then struck for the West. 
 How I did drift about there ! — A gambler, 
 clerk on a steamboat, book-keeper in a 
 counting-house, gambler again, beggar! — 
 Back here again, and croupier in a gam- 
 bling-house. Mj' uncle and sister probably 
 thought I had gone ofl' to sea again in some 
 wild freak, for some one of my name was 
 reported in the papers as having fled from 
 New llaven'on account of a gambling dilli- 
 culty, and shipped from Boston for Ham- 
 burg. It's quite as well they never tried to 
 hunt me up, for the perverse devil that took 
 possession of me in my very infancy made 
 me of a difterent stufl' from them. . . . 
 A still worse devil, and a handsome one, 
 gained the sj'mpathy of my familiar demon 
 at last, and led me into the very flue art of 
 makiug money without labor, and blessing 
 mankind with it through the medium of a 
 gang of vagabond gipsies. Well, here I 
 am." 
 
 He said all this in a monotonous, hurrying 
 waj', as though rehearsing it by rote ; with 
 his hands clasped behind his head and his 
 eyes staring vaguely across the loft at noth- 
 ing. 
 
 The average man of any class, as my ma- 
 turer observations have taught me to be- 
 lieve, is always either better, or worse, than 
 he appears to others. Vice, whether much, 
 or little, invariably exaggei'ates itself in the 
 language and actions of life; while virtue as 
 invariably has a tendency, in its every de- 
 gree, to conceal its greater proportions from 
 the merely passive senses. 
 
 Instinct (which is God and nature) has a 
 far keener eye than reason (which is man 
 and civilization) for the true moral condition 
 in either case ; and I, by my childish instinct, 
 finally accepted the changeable being in 
 whose charge I so strangely found myself, 
 as one not so entirely vicious a,s he ap- 
 peared. 
 
 If I did not respect, I certainly felt a kind 
 of aflectiou for him; and enough of his hur- 
 ried and evidently imperfect story suited ray 
 comprehension to give my feelings toward 
 him a warmer glow of kindness. 
 
 " Where was your mother, Mr. Reese? " I 
 asked, after a brief silence. 
 
 " In heaven," said he, passing a hand over 
 his forehead with an air of weariness. " She 
 died soon after I was born." 
 
 " So did mine," I said, less mindful of 
 ^grammatical construction than of a new 
 'bond of sympathy. 
 
 " So I've understood," — and he eyed me 
 intently; "we're alike that far. You've 
 had a queer time of it, too; and that may 
 account for the sort of elder-brother feel- 
 ing which has all along been mysteriously 
 prompting me to tell you all about myself. 
 With all your rough usage, Glibun, haven't 
 you ever felt a sort of castaway inclination 
 to do bad things, just because you didn't 
 have any one to praise you for doing good? " 
 
 " Oh, no ! I never did," was my ready an- 
 
 swer. The reason he gave for evil-doing 
 had never even occurred to me. 
 
 "Well," he went on, "that has been the 
 way with me, I think. To tell the truth, 
 though, I don't know much about myself. I 
 must be a hard case ; and yet, whatever I've 
 done has always seemed as though set for 
 the express purpose of catching me." 
 
 He got up from the seat, sighed, stared at 
 the floor for a moment, and tlieu tossed his 
 hat upon his head with an entire change of 
 manner. 
 
 " Come down and scrape an acquaintance 
 with Grey's little girl," he said, briskly. — 
 "Toss the scraps to Mr. Mugses, and never 
 mind puttiug the things into the cupboard 
 now. I'm going to Old Brignoli's, and I'll 
 leave you on the way. Lively's the word. 
 Hurry up." 
 
 To see more of that little girl was what I 
 greatly desired, and the mention other drove 
 everything else from my mind. With alacrity 
 I donned my cap, and we went down the 
 ladder in closer accord than ever. 
 
 Followed by a retinue of grotesque chil- 
 dren, who swarmed on our trail by twos 
 and threes from nearly every foul nest of 
 each story, my protector and I reached the 
 main hall, at the head of such an inconven- 
 ient procession, that hard words and threat- 
 ened blows were necessary to drive it back. 
 As the ragged and screaming little parodies 
 of childhood went scattering up the creak- 
 ing staircase, or scrambled into the nearest 
 doorways, Reese guided me down a flight 
 of steps leading, as I supposed, to a cellar. 
 My supposition, however, was inaccurate, 
 for we presently stood in another hall, 
 darker and more dangerous than the one 
 above it. Advancing toward the end, where 
 a door with a broken light over it was dimly 
 observable, we found another door near it, 
 in the right-hand wall, and this my protector 
 pushed open without ceremony. 
 
 The room thus revealed to me was de- 
 fined by the light from two quite clean win- 
 dows, the latter being curtained .yvith two 
 old newspapers, beneath the bottoms of 
 which could be seen the naked, or fearfully 
 slip-shod feet of such Cow Bayites as passed 
 upon the street. The interior looked fairly 
 spacious after the rows of small dens up- 
 stairs, and in opposite corners were straw- 
 mattresses spread upon the bare floor. 
 There were also two clumsy wooden chairs, 
 a piue table, a wash-tub, and a curtain of 
 pinned newspapers to partly conceal one of 
 the bed-places ; but what especially caught 
 my attention was that one of the mattresses 
 on which appeared the prostrate figure of 
 Mr. Gre^. 
 
 "Is he dead?" whispered I, drawing 
 back. 
 
 " Nonsense ! Of course not," was my com- 
 panion's answer, in a repressed voice ; 
 " don't you hear him breathing? " 
 
 Yes ; I could hear that, then ; and I also 
 heard a rustling of the paper curtain across 
 the opposite corner. 
 " Good-morning, little woman ; I've brought 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 j-oii a lioau," said Kccsc, in a liiglior tone; 
 and, as I looked in the direction to wliieli 
 tlie salntalioii was addressed, I saw tiie little 
 aeeordcon-player coming tran(inilly out from 
 behind the susi)ended journals. With a 
 (iniek jj^lanec toward her father, as tliough 
 to make sure that he had not been aroused, 
 she came noiselessly to us. 
 
 "Miss Grey," whispered Reese, humoring 
 her evident wish for proper quiet, and at 
 the same tinieassuuunga moek-ceremonious 
 air, " permit me to present uiy IViend, Mr. 
 Avery. I want to leave him liere for a short 
 time, wliile I call ou Brignoli." 
 
 Notwithstaiuliug the awe inspired in me 
 by the little girl ou tlie preceding night, I 
 had expected to at least feel toward her a 
 modilication of that complacent, if not con- 
 temptuous, superiority witli which I had 
 thus far regarded all the children of the 
 I'oints ; but when she quietly shook one of 
 uiy hands and gave me au inquiring look 
 with those precociously-thoughtful eyes of 
 hers, I was back again in Mrs. Le ]\Ions' 
 parlor, with Nettie lieetou as ni}' terror. 
 
 "You'll get along, I see,"' said Kcese, 
 playful!}' pushing our heads together; and 
 with that he left us, aud I heard him open- 
 ing the door which led to the street. 
 
 lled-hot with a fever of unexpected bash- 
 fulness, I stood for several minutes iu a 
 sightless and paralyzed state, ready to per- 
 spire coldly at the lirst sound of a voice ; but, 
 finding that uo such sound came, I took 
 courage to steal a side-look at my new ac- 
 quaintance. Instead of admiring me, she 
 was gaziug earnestly upon the sleeper. Now 
 that she wore no bonnet, her smooth aud 
 glossy brown hair, curling at the edges, 
 gave Iter colorless little face an effect almost 
 ghastly, and her patched frock hung upon 
 her slender figure with a limpness caught 
 from the tomb-like dampness of the room. 
 
 Turning my look from her to her fiither, 
 ■with a sort of chilled sensation, I was 
 conscious that she had turned to observe 
 me again, aud my desperate eflbrt thereupon 
 to appear gravely unconcerned, probably 
 gave my countenance au expression of 
 sinister scepticism. 
 
 " He isn't ! " she said. 
 
 I shuffled my feet, smiled feebly, and squint- 
 ed in a futile attempt to meet her eye bold- 
 
 Jy- 
 
 "He is not!" she repeated, stamping 
 angrily with one of her bare feet; "and 
 you ought t<^ be ashamed to think so, too ! " 
 
 Her manner Avas so injurious that despair 
 gave me strength to speak at last. 
 
 " Isn't what? " I asked. 
 
 " My father isn't drunk ! " she said, with 
 sharper vehemence than before. 
 
 " I know that," returned I, forgetting 
 dididence In my haste to clear myself;"! 
 know that, lie's only asleep, because he's 
 tired." 
 
 I looked straight at her then, and could 
 tell, from the lessening sparkle of her eyes, 
 and the relaxing of her arms, how excited 
 she must have been while speaking. 
 
 "Does father know you?" asked she, 
 looking from me to him, very sorrowfully, I 
 thought. 
 
 "Oil, yes, indeed; he's been up in our 
 room." 
 
 I was becoming (juite coufidentagain, and 
 spoke more loudly than was prudent. 
 
 "Hush-h!" was her quick reproof. 
 "Come over here and sit on these chairs, 
 •^vhere we won't wake him." 
 
 We went on tiptoe to the chairs, which 
 stood along the wall near the farther win- 
 dow, aud took our respective seats like a 
 couple of stealthy and diminished lovers ; 
 the proceeding giving me a feeling of subtle 
 importance as though I were assisting in 
 some momentous work of meritorious 
 secrecy. 
 
 " How did yon come to the Bay ? " was the 
 first question put to me iu my new position. 
 
 To which I replied that I had come with 
 Reese ; and further explained that we had 
 both come from a gipsy camp. 
 
 " This is such an awful place for cliildrcn ! " 
 moralized my companion, with an air of 
 having, possibly, at some remote age. been 
 a child herself. Whereat my assurance 
 went down again, and I couldn't help 
 wriggling in my chair like a very little boj'. 
 
 "My name's Avery," chattered I, with a 
 hysterical consciousness that I was talking 
 like a hahy. " What's your name ? " 
 
 " April Grey." 
 
 Of course I grinned at the idea of a girl 
 being named after a month; but her sur- 
 prised look restored me to gravit}' iu a 
 moment. 
 
 " Who gave you that name? " I inquired. 
 
 " Father, I b'lieve." 
 
 " Why, Where's your mother?" 
 
 " Dead." 
 
 I had been playing with one of her hands, 
 in my infantile infatuation ; rubbing mine 
 over it and twisting the soft, dingy fingers 
 across each other; but, as she spoke that 
 word, I looked into her ej'es with a full 
 restoration of my oldest self, and put an 
 arm about her, just as naturally as I had 
 before acted the babe. 
 
 " My mother's dead, too," were the words 
 of mine which instantly ended her first aud 
 last attempt to get free. 
 
 " Haven't you got uo father?" 
 
 I hesitated. ]\iiserable thouglits thronged 
 thick upon me. I had been warned to say 
 nothing of him. 
 
 " I've got a father," I said, vaguely un- 
 happj' for the moment; " but I mustn't talk 
 about him." 
 
 " Why, liow queer that is ! " exclaimed 
 the little girl, picking at the sleeve of my 
 coat, and smiling animatedlj^ " I love to 
 talk about rn;/ father, ever so much. Only, 
 I can't often find any one to talk to. 
 They're such dreadful people here I They 
 say father gets drunk; when he don't! 
 But sometimes they call him ' tiie Count,' 
 — that's a great name, 3-011 know, — and 
 treat him real good, because lie's English. 
 Ah, there was one man, though, that used 
 
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 121 
 
 to live here ^Yllen we lived upstairs, and 
 he'd talk real nice to me about father. He 
 used to write for Suuday papers; aud he 
 gave me that accordcon, now, too, aud 
 showed me how to play on it — he did. 
 He was a real nice man and used to read 
 us his stories. Oh, they were so beautiful ! 
 Me aud fother wei'e near being so sorry, 
 too, when he, now, died. We didn't see 
 him for a week ; and he starved to death 
 right in this room." 
 
 The smile with which she related this 
 catastrophe struck me aghast. 
 
 "'Near being sorry?' " echoed I, with a 
 start. 
 
 " Oh, yes," continued April Grey, with the 
 same bright air; " we came so near being 
 sorry; but then father said, now, that it 
 was happy for him to be dead out of here, 
 aud if it was happy, you know, we ought to 
 feel glad. Me aud father's all the time 
 wanting to die, so bad." 
 
 I stared at her in earnest this time, aud 
 half withdrew my arm. To Jiear her talk 
 in that way, as though she had been speak- 
 ing pleasantly of some inclination of the 
 most oi'dinary kind, was too unnatural. 
 The pretty light in her eyes made me re- 
 place my arm quickly enough, but I in- 
 voluntarily exclaimed, — 
 
 " You must be crazy ! " 
 
 " I aint, neither," she retorted, with the 
 utmost composure. " Father* often says 
 that lie only wants to die, and I want to do 
 what he does. Sometimes, now, we're so 
 hungry; and sometimes so cold; and oh, 
 they're such dreadful people here ! Besides, 
 mother died." 
 
 Utterly unable to comprehend this state 
 of things, and feeling decidedly uncom- 
 fortable thereat, I made a bold push for a 
 change of argument. 
 
 " What makes him sleep in the daytime? " 
 
 With the sorrowful expression coming 
 back to her face again, she looked down 
 and spoke slowly, — 
 
 " He's so tired. We sat aud talked almost 
 all night. He asked me where I'd been, 
 and who I'd seen, and if anybody had been 
 ugly to me ; and when I showed him how 
 much I'd made, he cried right out and 
 wished he was dead. He always does that 
 when I come home. Aint it strange? " 
 
 "Yes." I knew not what else to say. 
 
 "Why does he?" 
 
 I gave it as my deliberate opinion, that it 
 must be " because something hurt him." 
 
 " He puts his hand here when he says it," 
 said April Grey, placing one of her own 
 hands against her heart. "I'm afraid it 
 hurts him there. He used to like me to 
 play the accordeon before I commenced, 
 now, to go out ; but he hates it now, aud I 
 have to go and hide it away as soon as I 
 come home. Aint it strange ? " 
 
 Her repetition of this question, aud the 
 half-eager look with which she accompanied 
 it, made me fancy that she hoped for some 
 answer more sympathetic than a mere affii'- 
 mative. 
 
 16 
 
 "I don't believe he likes to have you go 
 out and play," said I, very sagely, "aud I 
 shouldn't think you'd do it." 
 
 " Why, we'd starve if I didn't, you know ! " 
 exclaimed the little girl, releasing herself 
 from my arm by standing up. "Father 
 used to make a little by cutting kindliug- 
 wood for some Irishmen in Little Water 
 Street ; but he got sick one day, and they 
 hired somebody else. He used to help the 
 man in this room, sometimes, to write his 
 stories, aud he had something for that ; but 
 it was only a little. My father can write 
 — oh! like anything. He's got a whole lot 
 of paper written on, put aw^ay in a cigar- 
 box under his bed over there." 
 
 " Is it a story? " asked I, with intense in- 
 terest. 
 
 " Oh, no ! " returned she, decisively. 
 
 1 was disappointed, and wished to be in- 
 formed what it was, then. 
 
 "I don't know," she replied, shaking her 
 head; "but I know that it aint, now, a 
 story. When the man wrote stories, he'd 
 always scratch his head a good deal, and 
 look up to the wall as" if he felt sick ; aud I 
 saw father when he was writing that in the 
 box, and he only groaned somerimes." 
 
 Something in this description put it into 
 my head, — I know not why, — that his 
 work must have been poetry, aud I said 
 so. 
 
 She seemed to think there might be some- 
 thing in this suggestion, aud was apparently 
 turning it over in her mind preparatory to 
 remarking upon it, when a noise in the 
 direction of the sleeper made both of us 
 look that way; aud I had barely time to 
 notice that the old man was staring broadly 
 at us, before the little girl was at his side 
 and bending listfully over him. 
 
 " He ! What's he doing here ? " 
 
 Froppiug himself upon an elbow, he fixed 
 his eyes intently on me aud spoke iu a quick, 
 startled way. 
 
 "It's Avery, father, -Jlr. Reese's boy. 
 Mr. Reese left him here while he, now, went 
 out." 
 
 "Yes, yes, I recollect," murmui-ed he, 
 turning his gaze from me to her. " Another 
 child brought here to be — Well, uo mat- 
 ter, uo matter." 
 
 "Father, dou't you want something to 
 eat?" 
 
 " No, dear, not now. Wait awhile. That 
 boy was with me last night, wasn't he? " 
 
 "Yes, Mr. Grey," said I, going to April's 
 side, aud vf illiug to make myself agreeable ; 
 "I was with you and Mr. Reese to see the 
 dogs. I wish I hadn't gone, though, aud 
 I'm never going again." 
 
 He had wearily gained his feet, aud looked, 
 with his hair and dress disordered, more 
 haggard and shabby than ever. 
 
 "Never going again?" he said after 
 me, though with his eyes still on his child. 
 "I've said that fifty times, —fifty times; 
 and where was I again last uight ! Ah, I'm 
 an old man, though; — but" — turning 
 quickly upon me, in sudden excitement — 
 
122 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 " but 1k''11 be oM, yet, in the same way that 
 I'lu old; ami then what will he tlo to ibr^et 
 what he is. but go there again! and again! 
 and again ! " 
 
 "U lather!" cxelaimed the little girl, 
 bursting into tears, '"I thought you wasn't 
 going to be unhappy any more." 
 
 Tiial was enough. In a moment he was 
 dragging her after him in a wild and gro- 
 tesijne danee about tiie room, to my un- 
 speakal^le asloni>lunent anil llismaJ^ 
 
 " All a joke, my lass," he sang. " My 
 heart is as light as a leather; 1 hope it may 
 never be sad. I'm going to be married to- 
 morrow, and won't you have me, pretty lad? 
 Come, boy, tly around, lly a-r-oun-d!" 
 
 Striking against one of the chairs in his 
 last crazy wiiirl, he staggered, swung half- 
 round, and fell panting into the seat, with 
 his child's Hushed face pressed close to his 
 breast. 
 
 " There, there, tlicre ; " and one trembling 
 hand patted lier head; " I'm all right now, 
 and ready for that breakfast." 
 
 " Von aint angry at me, father? " came in 
 smothered tones i'rom the lips hidden in his 
 I'agged waistcoat. 
 
 He was not angry, — no, not he ; and to 
 prove his perfect amiability, he seized a lock 
 of her hair with his teeth (which were 
 perfectly sound and handsome) and pre- 
 tended to pull it. Not satisfied with that 
 proof of incorrigible cheerfulness, he briskly 
 swayed luinseil", and her witli him, from side 
 to side, and broke hoarsely forth with the 
 song, — 
 
 " Giles Scrop^gins courted Molly Brown, 
 
 Kiglit fol lie lilille dol de da; 
 The fairest iiiaid in all tlve town, 
 
 Itight fol de iddle dol de da ; 
 The day they were to have been wed. 
 
 Fate's scissors cut poor Giles's thread, 
 And they couLl not be mar-ri-ed, 
 
 Kight fol de iddlo dol de da." 
 
 The execution of this melody in husky, 
 cracked tones, the while its singer wore a 
 smile frightful to behold, and turned eyes, 
 yet bloodshot with recent sleep, in every 
 direction, decided me to get out of such 
 jierplexiug eonipaiiy as soon as possible. I 
 had an indistinct idea that Mr. Grey was 
 acting a part; but, as I was not mature 
 enough to grasp its purpose, my faint en- 
 lightenment only served to make my depart- 
 ure the more willing. In a manner which 
 could not have been strikingly graceful, I 
 edged away to the door, and w.as about to 
 make a precipitate retreat therefrom into 
 the hall, when a patter of feet caused me to 
 pause, and look back over my shoulder. 
 April Grey had escaped from her father, 
 who, with face still smiling, and eyes roll- 
 ing, was half-huuuning, half-singing auol iier 
 verse, evidiMilly unconscious of anytiiing 
 save his own hysterical self-delusion." AVith 
 a scared Hush on her clieeks, she came lo 
 where I stood, and pushed me into the hall 
 with both her hands. 
 
 " H(,' must be hap|)y when lie does in that 
 way," she wliispered ; " but you'd better go 
 
 'way, l)ccause it worries him to see people 
 in the room. — Yes, father, I'm coining" 
 — he had called her — " in a minute! L'oiue 
 again, Avery." 
 
 Uefore her hurried words had fairly en- 
 tered into my comprehension, she was back 
 in the room and liad shut me out in the dark 
 entry. ISinuiltaneously I heard the harsh 
 singing again, as though the miserable fa- 
 ther could not suHieient ly mock the choking 
 protests of his own breaking heart. 
 
 Eager to reach the open air and suidight, 
 I tried the door with the broken sash over 
 it ; and, as it yielded, I emerged upon a 
 trodden ash-heap directly uuder the old 
 wooden stoop of the house. A few steps 
 farther took me to the pavement; and here, 
 as I paused to look about me l)etore going 
 up the hind-legs of the step-ladder, 1 saw 
 standing upon the opposite curb, with back 
 toward me, a figure that seemed familiar. 
 It was that of a man, carrying in one hand 
 an iron pot filled with corn, and in the other 
 a portable furnace ablaze with charcoal. 
 As I looked, and tried to recollect, he turned, 
 caught sight of me, and was out of sight 
 down an adjacent alley-way in less time than 
 it takes to tell of it. 
 
 Old Yaller ! 
 
 I stood rooted to the spot, staring help- 
 lessly at the alley entrance, and unmindful 
 of the remarks my appearance had begun to 
 excite among the street and window pop- 
 ulation of Ilack-and-Ruin Row. I was thus 
 standing when lleese found me. 
 
 "Why, Glibuu, how come you here? I 
 thought you were to stay in Grey's room." 
 
 " I've seen Old Yaller — from Mr. Birch's," 
 was all I could answer. 
 
 " And I," said Reese, moodily, " have seen 
 that spy, Juan, skulking out of Brignoli's, 
 like a smoked ghost. There's mischief in 
 the wind." 
 
 CHAPTER XXV. 
 
 SOCRATES AJfD CBAJIMIDAS. 
 
 The aristocracy of trade, no less than 
 that of society, requires a certain politic 
 pomp of outward circumstance to command 
 such continual deference and sui)port from 
 serviceable inferiors as mere intrinsical su- 
 periority might not alwa^'s be overpowering 
 enough to secure. The genius of mercan- 
 tile progression, with a sharj) eye to the 
 more artful uses of ostentation and domicil- 
 iary display in iirivate life, demands of the 
 rising American merchant an ambitious 
 " Establishment " at the earliest possible day 
 after he has fairly graduated in business 
 above the priniitive shop and secondary 
 store. To this demand he nuist accede with 
 siirewd alacrity, or forfeit a goodly share of 
 profitaljle couse(iueiu:e before trading nuui- 
 kind; for a towering front of marble, or 
 brown-stone, will draw throngs of obsc- 
 (juious customers to the counters of yestcr- 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 123 
 
 day's Immble shopman, wliile the stateliest 
 old p itrician of fli'ly years' lame iii dynastic 
 dry-good operations, llnds comparatively 
 few to-do hini remunerative reveixnice iuthe 
 ancient, one-story warehouse. 
 
 The pondei'ous firm of Goodman & Co., 
 wiselj' appreciating and adopting this bril- 
 liant principle in the philosophy of mone}'- 
 making, had formed of their Establishment 
 an imposing temple of Mercury, wherein the 
 simple-minded children of lletail could not 
 sufficiently offer auriferous sacrifice to im- 
 perious and pompous Wholesale. Though 
 built of bricks, those bricks were of that 
 intensely red, fresh hue which unanswerabl}^ 
 assert the very highest aristocracy of special 
 kilns. Farthermore, the windows were of 
 plate glass all the way up, and beamed in 
 the sun like the spectacles of some priucel}^ 
 middle-aged gentleman, conspicuous for the 
 severely simple elegance of his genei'al at- 
 tire. In short, the Establishment was im- 
 posing ; an Establishment conferring unmis- 
 takable honor upon him wlio, with a proper 
 sense of his own unworthiness, left his 
 "orders" there; an Establishment Avhere 
 salesmen could be solemnly supercilious 
 without lacking the justiiicatiou of princely 
 surroundings. 
 
 At least one member of the mighty lirm, 
 however, was thus ostentatious only as a 
 tradesman. Beyond the impressive out- 
 ward state of his counting-room, the grave 
 senior depended solely upon the personal 
 magnetism of the innate and hereditary 
 Gentleman, to maintain for him the social 
 ascendancy belonging of right to his private 
 station. 
 
 Only in point of locality was there any- 
 thing of current fashion in the home of JMr. 
 Goodman. It stood on Broadway, opposite 
 Union Park, where it was, at that time, con- 
 sidered fashionable to reside ; nor were its 
 external appointments substantially inferior 
 . to those of its neighbors ; but the plain stone 
 stoop had simple iron railings where other 
 mercantile stepping-stones were flanked 
 with lions, or dogs in metal; its knob, bell- 
 pull, and door-plate were of polished brass, 
 ungloriiled with the prevalent silver-plate ; 
 its three tiers of windows were plain in 
 their copings as those of a prison ; and the 
 barouche which made its appearance before 
 the door at three o'clock on every clear af- 
 ternoon was distinguishable from a hack 
 only in perfection of varnish, neatness of 
 uphol^stery, and the scrupulous polish of 
 horses and driver. 
 
 Two handsome elms on the edge of the 
 sidewalk, and a square patch of lawn grass 
 between the area railings and the basement 
 windows, subdued the liouse to a retiring 
 look almost rural ; yet, withal, the place 
 had a substantial, hereditary air, from which 
 the philosophical beholder would argue 
 something like a pride above the tawdry, 
 architectural freaks of vulgar Yesterday. 
 
 Nor was the interior of the building more 
 ostentatious than its sober front. The 
 doors were of dark mahogany, as was most 
 
 of the furniture, also ; the mantles of black 
 marble bore no fanciful sculpture; the chan- 
 deliers held their glass lustres in the sim- 
 plest shapes consistent with requisite 
 rcflectioa of light; carpets and curtains 
 carried ornament no farther than the extent 
 of use; and throughout rooms and halls 
 reigned such studied modulation of toning 
 as might have been dedicated to the spirit 
 of ancestors regal in the quieter dignities. 
 
 The master of the scene was worthy of it 
 in all the essentials of unassuming reflne- 
 meut; and an impressive exemplar was he of 
 the American merchant-gentleman, as he 
 stood in his library, with one hand resting 
 upon a heavy, velhun-covered writing-table, 
 and the other tipping an imaginary hat in 
 a passive bow of assent. The venerable 
 house-keeper, Mrs. Keyes, might well expe- 
 rience a pleasant complacency on receiving 
 approval, thus courteously signified, from 
 an employer so unexceptionable in bearing ; 
 for, with his fine, bold features, his graying 
 dark hair, his portly form, his speckless 
 black attire, and his neatly-ruffled bosom 
 and wristbands, Mr. Goodman was honor 
 itself. 
 
 The noble name of gentleman is often but 
 a concession of courtes}^ ; more frequently 
 an imperious assumption by virtue of the 
 higher social usages; and, in rare instances, 
 an honest right, founded upon personal pos- 
 session of those natural, as well as those 
 acquired, qualities which, only, can fully 
 justify it. Each class of mankind has its 
 own ideal of the perfect gentleman, who, to 
 each, is a supposititious embodiment of cer- 
 tain refined characteristics, and retiuing 
 advantages of worldly circumstances, which 
 it knows itself, in the aggregate, not to pos- 
 sess. All these ideals, however, varied and 
 even fantastical as they maj^ be regarding 
 the details of superficial manner and domi- 
 ciliation, have at least two or three points 
 in common, when the especial and excep- 
 tional traits of natural character associated 
 with the name are considei'ed. By all — 
 boors and scholars alike — the gentleman 
 is gifted with an understanding and use of 
 monej", neither profligate nor sordid ; with 
 such a perpetual and chivalrous respect foi 
 women as remains, like some contiuuative 
 incense, from the holiest intensity of mother- 
 love ; and with that subtle, indescribable ail 
 of individual superiority which seems an 
 involuntary radiation of a lofty instinct, 
 rather than a result of any pi'ocess in rea- 
 soning.* 
 
 In his use of wealth, respect for women, 
 and commanding aspect, Mr. Goodman was 
 a gentleman according to any ideal. Ilis 
 ancestors, the colonial Goetmans, who held 
 all Terrapin Island by grant from the Dutch, 
 were possessor's of the genuine saii'jre a,~id ; 
 and their last descendant in a direct line (the 
 Von llumsellers being somewhat off tlie 
 direct line) could not well be otlierwise than 
 a model of unquestionable gentility. 
 
 * Be it remembered that the term " Geutlemau," as 
 a title, belongs especially to merchants. 
 
121 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 " Yos, ^frs. K(\vcs," said lie, to the adinir- 
 iiiij lioiiso-UiH'pcr, " I ixive my consi-iit with 
 lili'nsuri'. Your son has been so faithful to 
 all his duties ill my l>slal)lishinorit, tliat he 
 \vill carry with him, to his new station, the 
 respect of his fellow-clerks, no less than the 
 commendation of his recent employers. The 
 oll'or t)f this chief-clerkship conies to liiin, if 
 I nmlerstand yon, from Havana?" 
 
 " From Havana, sir; from an Englisli mer- 
 chant there," replietl the old lady, earnestly. 
 " My cousin, the packet captain, heard of the 
 place, on his last trip, sir, and applied for it 
 for my son. You know Storrs is delicate, 
 Mr. Goodman, and Havana mi^rht do him 
 ijood. I was oiil.v afraid, sir, that you might 
 think it ungrateful in him to change." 
 
 '• By no means, madam," said Mr. Good- 
 man, with a pleasant smile. " Both for your 
 sake and his own I am glad that he has such 
 a favorable opportunity to try the effect of 
 a tropical climate. Storrs Kej^es has con- 
 ducted himself uniformly well in my employ, 
 and my iiartuer and I will sec to il that he 
 is suitably provided for his departure." 
 
 ''I thank you, sir, a thousand times, I'm 
 sure. I do. indeed, Mr. Goodman." 
 
 Another bow, wave of the hand, and smile, 
 from the senior of the lirm. 
 
 " You will l)e good enough to see that I 
 am not disturbed, Mrs. Kej'cs, in my inter- 
 view with the gentleman whom I am mo- 
 mentarily expecting. Let him be shown up 
 here, if you please, and tell William that he 
 is to take anj' other visitor into the parlor." 
 
 " Yes, Mr. Goodman," replied the idola- 
 trous house-keeper; and, in a state of unut- 
 terable gratiticatiou, she reverentially with- 
 drew from the room. 
 
 As the merchant resumed his comfortable 
 arm-chair, the indulgent smile faded from 
 liis face into a gravity which might have 
 been either a reminiscence of the stately 
 gloom of the Broadway Establishment, or of 
 a shadow brooding nearer home. With 
 hands clasped before him, and forefingers 
 pressed against his lips, he travelled slowly 
 with his eyes along the great rows of shelved 
 volumes on the walls, as though sedking 
 temporary company in their familiar forms 
 and titles. 
 
 Many another lonely man, unable to en- 
 joy that strangely soothing companionship 
 for the solitary which nature gives in 
 the murmuring and music of the woods, has 
 found in his library a forest as tranquillizing 
 to the fevered mind, and discovered between 
 its unfading leaves the birds that make ten- 
 derest music for the soul. 
 
 But the merchant sought other company 
 in that same forest of the mind; and, in 
 reaching it by a circuit of its lesser rivals, 
 he followed the example of one who should 
 involuntarily torment liis own eagerness to 
 look ag;iin upon the thing he best loved, by 
 lingering mechanically over every object on 
 tlie way. Bigiit before him, in an interval 
 iictween two of the polislied maiiogany 
 liookcases, hung a full-length portrait of a 
 graceful woman, framed in gilt and ebony. 
 
 Tlierc she stood, in tlic nearest approxima- 
 tion to l)odily reproduction that art could 
 achieve; her golden h;:ir hanging in negli- 
 gent curls aboiit.-i head moulded to tlie most 
 delicate type of the IV'ininineoval ; her mild 
 hazel eyes and regular features expressing 
 that intelligent gentleness -which is the 
 divinest intellectuality of woman ; and her 
 plain dress of ashen silk, clothing a form 
 stately with all dignitj'', and ripe in every 
 womanly charm. 
 
 Her life, Jier monument, her resurrbction, 
 were all in that silent picture for the mer- 
 chant's eye; and if the gravity of his 
 countenance grew profounder as he tinallj'' 
 lixed Ids glance full ujion what only He 
 could see, it also took the transparency of 
 a shadow with untroulded waters for its 
 resting-place. The time was i)ast wlien his 
 heart would wildly throb, and his breath 
 come brokenly as he gazed there ; the finite 
 of mortality's concentrate storm had lulled 
 into the infinite of immortality's reflective 
 calm; and, as the ruddy sunlight of that 
 hazy October afternoon fell across the 
 portrait on the wall, he saw in the radiance 
 death's symbol when the point and not the hilt 
 was toward his vision, and was touched 
 with the night onlj^ as it verged most closely 
 and tranquilly upon the eternal morning 
 wherein — beyond the peaceful glory of the 
 dawn betW'Cen — he kuew his wife again. 
 
 This world — the poor relation of the 
 other — is ever treading upon the heels of 
 the Avorld to come, for patronage or alms; 
 and the beautiful death some men may die 
 in silent communings with eternity has a 
 damnable resurrection in the first reactionary 
 contact with beggar earth. While yet the 
 merchant lingered with his earliest love in her 
 other home, a knock at a door turned 
 heaven into a libi'ary and an angel into an 
 oil painting. What further celestial Illusion 
 remained Avas dispelled summarily liy the 
 entrance of a servant attired like a sexton, 
 who announced, — 
 
 " General Cringer ! " 
 
 The face of INIr. Goodman lost its serenity 
 at the sound, and was occupied for an 
 instant by a look of resentment ; but, be- 
 fore the visitor had entered the room, the 
 merchant was his everj'-day self again and 
 arose to the greeting Avith a countenance 
 expressive of naught but dignified hospital- 
 ity- 
 
 "General Cringer," he said, extending 
 liis hand, while the servant placed a chair, 
 "allow me to acknowledge my obligations 
 for your politeness in giving me this inter- 
 view informally and in my own house. I 
 am aware that such accommodation is 
 scarcely in accordance with high political 
 usage." 
 
 " 8ay no more on that point, my dear 
 sir," responded the great man, vigorously 
 shaking the extended hand, and allably ac- 
 cepting the chair. "I take pleasure, sir, I 
 assure you, in meeting j\Ir. Goodman where- 
 ever and whenever he may appoint." 
 
 The merchant bowed. "1 trust, General 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 125 
 
 Cringer, that you ai'e well, and find the cur- 
 rent of public events congenial to your 
 views and interests." 
 
 The General sat very upright and coughed 
 an important cough behind the glove which 
 he had not yet taken oil". "Ill health, Mr. 
 Goodman," he remarked with dignit}^ "is 
 what I seldom have to complain of, — per- 
 mit me to laj' my cane aside, and excuse mj' 
 forgetfulness in bringing it into the room, — 
 and public events can hardly be expected to 
 exactly follow the wishes of an humble pri- 
 vate citizen like myself." 
 
 " Still, General, it is to be hoped that the 
 events mentioned indicate nothing seriouslj^ 
 averse to the ultimate official elevation of a 
 private citizen who has so long and ardu- 
 ously furthered the political aspirations of 
 others." 
 
 ^ The merchant said this with a gracious 
 suavity of manner, putting it beyond sus- 
 picion of being the question a vulgarly 
 curious person might have made it. 
 
 "It is the usual lot of the citizen thus 
 philanthropical " — and here the General 
 smiled beni^nantly — "to be the last man 
 thought of when rewards are being distrib- 
 uted; and could I credit myself with the 
 importance you are good enough to describe, 
 my dear sir, I should expect little more 
 than my labor for my pains." 
 
 "It is evident, General Cringer, that you 
 have not taken public opinion for your mir- 
 ror, or you would not so far under-estimate 
 yourself." 
 
 "Mr. Goodman, yoii flatter me. 'Praise 
 from Sir Hubert Stanley ! ' " 
 
 All this was very courtly and subserved 
 politeness to the last degree. It was a fit- 
 ting prelude to the decanters of generous 
 Burgundj' now brought into the room by a 
 second unexceptionable servitor and sj'ra- 
 metrically arranged with glasses upon the 
 table. 
 
 "General Cringer, you will join me in a 
 toast to a gentleman whose abilities can in- 
 fluence senates and cabinets, even if not 
 possessed by them." And Mr. Goodman 
 indicated the freedom of the wine with a 
 wave of the hand. 
 
 "Provided, mj' dear sir, that it may be 
 followed by a similar pledge to the success 
 of one whose honorable name and number- 
 less noble charities shed a lustre upon the 
 commerce of our republic." And the 
 General bowed impressively over his glass. 
 
 This, again, was a neat exchange, strongly 
 suggestive of those aflectionate flourishes 
 with which a couple of European potentates 
 greet each other preparatory to seeing 
 which can outwit his well-beloved brother. 
 
 Mr. Goodman duly acknowledged the re- 
 turn-compliment, and then, setting aside 
 his glass, assumed a graver look. 
 
 "it is some j'ears, General," he said, re- 
 flectively, " since you and I met for the last 
 time in a political atmosphere. You may 
 be able to recall the day when you addressed 
 me in the cloak room of the senate chamber, 
 at Albany, in reference to a bill then before 
 
 the lower house. The bill, as you may re- 
 member, provided for the purchase by the 
 State of certain marsh lands as a site for a 
 State Observatory." 
 
 "Hem! Well, a — yes, Mr. Goodman, I 
 have some recollection of it," replied the 
 great man, in momentarj' perturbation. In- 
 deed, he remembered having addi'essed 
 several other members of the legislature 
 on the same subject; nor had he forgotten 
 what peculiar arguments he used with some 
 of them. "Yes, Mr. Goodman," said he, 
 with a sharp look at the merchant, " I think 
 I do recall the time." 
 
 "The bill did not pass," proceeded Mr. 
 Goodman, "owing to certain pi'emature 
 developments of some of the outside means 
 being used in its favor, and the owner of 
 the land remained poor as before. From 
 conscientious motives (I think they were 
 explained to you that day in the cloak 
 room) I voted against the bill, and even 
 spoke against it. What specially reminds 
 me of the cii-cumstance is, that the son of 
 the man who was to have been enriched by 
 that bill, called upon me only yestei'day in 
 relation to a mercantile transaction. You 
 know, I presume, that I allude to young 
 
 Mr. , who, by his energy and felicitous 
 
 manners, has gained for himself a fortune 
 and an enviable social position." 
 
 "My dear sir," returned General Cringer, 
 completely restored to his sage and assured 
 self again by the safe turn the topic had 
 taken, "that also reminds me of a circum- 
 stance afl'ecting the same brilliant young 
 member of society. I know him, — we atl 
 know him, — by name, at least, and he 
 chanced to be named by a lady the other 
 evening at a select social gathering in which 
 I had tJie pleasure to participate. Ditl'crent 
 persons made diflerent remarks of friendly 
 
 eulog}^ concerning Mr. , until it became, 
 
 as it were, the turn of Mr. Stiles, my secre- 
 tary, who was also present, to contribute 
 his views. I was surprised, my dear sir" — 
 and, as he spoke, the illustrious man leaned 
 confidentially across the table, and lowered 
 his tone almost to a whisper, — "I was sur- 
 prised, my dear sir, to see Mr. Stiles shake 
 his head regretfully several times. I was 
 astounded to hear him draw a heavy sigh ; 
 and I was deeply pained to hear the words, 
 ' It's a pity he drinks.' " 
 
 " Is that unhappy fact so public, then ?" ex- 
 claimed the merchant, with a look of grieved 
 astonishment. "But, tell me," he added, 
 with some interest, "who is this Mr. 
 Stiles? He must be very familiar with pri- 
 vate matters in the higher walks of life, to 
 know what his remark could intimate. I 
 fancied that but few persons besides myself 
 
 were cognizant of Mr. 's unfortunate 
 
 failing. You are to be congratulated. Gen- 
 eral, on having a seci'ctary who must, ap- 
 parently, be remarkably well connected; 
 though I can scarcely approve his publica- 
 tion of another's error, in company." 
 
 "I have every reason to believe," re- 
 turned the General, blandljs "that Mr\ 
 
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 AVKKY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 Stilos fovmorly moved in the liiirhest circles 
 of our iiulropolis, and tliat he was, at one 
 lime, (lisliiii^iiisiu'd for the comi)leleness of 
 his eiiuipaire. Keverses of some kind have 
 liefallen inm, as they miiiiit l)efall any 
 man. I mnst observe, in liis justillcation. 
 too. my dear sir, tliat tliose to wlioni his 
 words were adilrcssed. are people with 
 whom a secret of the kind may be safely 
 trusted." ■ 
 
 "I am pleased to hear you say so, Gen- 
 eral, and shall be hapiiy to know your sec- 
 retary, Mr. Stiles, on some future occasion. 
 And now, if yon please, we will proceed to 
 business." 
 
 The General bowed a raa,2:nanimous as- 
 sent, moved his chair nearer, and assumed 
 an expression of mingled importance and 
 bcneticence. 
 
 "Having been informed," continued Mr. 
 Goodman," that my partner would not be 
 unwilliiiii; to accept the honorable otiice of 
 Kaval oilicei-, you have been good enough to 
 make him a delinite proposition in relation 
 thereto. In the Icindest manner you have 
 undertaken to assist — facilitate is your 
 word, if I mistake not — his attainment of 
 the position, by exercise of your personal 
 intlucnce at Washington." 
 
 Another bow from the maker of political 
 destinies, — a bow saying more plainly than 
 ■words, "A mere trifle for me to under- 
 take." 
 
 "My partner. General Cringer, author- 
 izes me to say, that he must peremptorily 
 decline being a candidate for political pre- 
 ferment of any description. He sincerely 
 regrets that you should have been misled 
 concerning himself, by the newspapers and 
 popular gossip, and liopes you will credit 
 liim witii an ample appreciation of j'our 
 kindness in the matter. His determination, 
 however, is irrevocal)le." 
 
 "Then, sir, there is nothing more to be 
 said about it," observed the General, stiffly. 
 But in the twinkling of an eye he was 
 all afl'ability again, and added, that he 
 could not iind it in his heart to be dis- 
 appointed with anytiiing which should yield 
 him tlie lionor of Jiis present interview. 
 
 "You are complimentary, sir," was the 
 response, tinged with as much impatience 
 as good-breeding would allow. " Do not 
 neglect the wine, General, if it is agreeable 
 to you." 
 
 "Thank you, thank you. Mr. Goodman; 
 and perhaps I shall do no violence to jour 
 lioliticid i)references, sir, if I drink to the 
 success of the glorious KI)idlilion cause?" 
 
 "Ebullition!" ejaculated the merchant. 
 " Excuse me, General Cringer, — but I have 
 inferred from the pai)er.s that you were act- 
 inir, g<'nerally, with the Demolition party, 
 this fall!" 
 
 'J'liat same spcoch, from a less dignilled 
 and opulent citizen, woidd li.ave tilled the 
 great soul of Cringer witli compassion, and 
 charged his countenance with pity for the 
 speaker's unsophisticated ignorance; but, 
 as it canu! from the senior of Goc)dman & 
 
 Co., lie merely smiled amiably, and took 
 pains to explain. 
 
 "Although but .'in humble citizen, my 
 dear sir, wiK)se jKilitical views are of tiie 
 least i)ossil)le cou'^equence to the public, 1 
 am not nnfrequenlly sul\jected to gross mis- 
 construction, by i)arlisans, and the popular 
 prints. Engaging, as I do, occasionally, 
 from motives of friendship, or — allow me 
 to say it — jiatriotism. in an unostentatious 
 facilitation of certain nominations, appoint- 
 ments, or measures, I souutinies tind it 
 necessary to consider expediency. To get 
 the right m.an into ollice, or to secure the 
 enactment immediately needed by the conn- 
 try, it is at times advisable to seemingly 
 side with former opponents. If to do this 
 is inconsistent and trimming, then I am 
 inconsistent and a trimmer." 
 
 "Misconstruction and aspersion are the 
 sure attendants of political eminence, you 
 know, General," said the merchant; "and 
 common minds can seldom grasp the true 
 principle behind the apparently equivocal 
 action. To aspire to anything above the 
 elective franchise is to become the sport of 
 calumny on every vulgar lip, in every rib- 
 ald newspaper column. For myself. I 
 shun politics, from the polls to the White 
 House, and trouble myself with neither the 
 broils of the cotton farmers of the South, 
 nor the schemes of the iron, corn, and 
 woollen fiictors of the North. By moral, 
 not political, principle I am an Ebullition- 
 ist; and when I say that, I sum up my 
 whole character as a citizen interested in 
 the elections." 
 
 " Sir," answered General Cringer. in a 
 surprising glow of sincerity, " j'ou astonish 
 me ! Am I to understand that your distaste 
 for party strife extends to an abstinence 
 from voting ? " 
 
 " I have not visited the polls, sir, in 
 years." 
 
 This was said with a coldness of manner 
 indicating that the merchant's distaste also 
 extended to everything in the way of polit- 
 ical catechism; but the novelty of a thor- 
 oughly' honest emotion, made the General 
 aggressive beyond his wont. 
 
 "Then, Mr. Goodman," said he, turning 
 red in the face, — or, perhaps it would be ac- 
 curate to say, redder in the face, — "Then, 
 Mr. Goodman, yon nnist pardon my freetloni 
 of expression when I ask j'ou, upon what 
 possible grounds you can justify your neg- 
 lect of what is not only tlie right, but tlie 
 positive dut}% of every American citizen?" 
 
 " General Cringer," — and the speaker 
 drew himself up with an air of seriously 
 oflended dignity, " it is not my custom to 
 give detailed reasons for any course I may 
 see tit to pursue; nor can I allow myself to 
 answer a (juestion put in th()s(! terms." 
 
 " I beg your i)ardon. Mr. (!oodn)an; but 
 your eminence, sir, as a citizen, is the inspi- 
 ration of whatever extra warmth may have 
 olfended yon in my language. It seems in- 
 credible to me, that the famous and lionored 
 senior of Goodman «!i- Co. can esteem it con- 
 
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 127 
 
 sistent with the duties of his higli social, 
 and mercantile position before the connnu- 
 nitj', to neglect the ballot. With all due 
 respect for you, my dear sir, I must still ex- 
 press my surprise." 
 
 Gravely, if not sternly, the merchant re- 
 ceived this courteous reiteration; yet it was 
 plain to perceive that nothing of contempt 
 mingled with his apparent displeasure. 
 
 '■ Your warmth, sir," said he, " is excusa- 
 ble, for reasons more creditable to your own 
 independence than you allow j'ourself to 
 state. I must persist, however, in retaining 
 my own conceptions of dut,y, and exercising 
 my own judgment in their reduction to 
 practice. Your courtesy demands the con- 
 cession, that, in the abstract, citizenship 
 under a government ostensibly of the whole 
 people, like ours, involves the duty to govern 
 infiuitessimally, — that is, to vote; but, sir, 
 when a visit to the polls compels even a tem- 
 porary sacrifice of all self-respect; wlien it 
 demands of a gentleman not only a hypo- 
 critical pretence that he reposes faith in the 
 integrity of the American ballot-box, but 
 also a voluntary surrender of himself to a 
 political equality with the refuse of the bar- 
 room and the vilest draiuings from the ig- 
 norance and crime of foreign countries, I 
 can only look upon it as, at best, a counte- 
 nancing of notorious frauds upon the na- 
 tion ; and, at worst, as a mercenary conces- 
 sion to the most turbulent agrariauism of 
 the hydra-headed mob. What Thucydides 
 has said of the old factions in Greece is 
 equally true of our own corrupt political 
 tribes; the baser sort advance their schemes 
 with such unscrupulous violence and intim- 
 idating appeals to mob passion, that it is 
 only left for the intelligent and self-respect- 
 ing few to abstain altogether from the de- 
 filement of contact in a hopeless battle." 
 
 At mention of the Athenian historian. 
 General Cringer wagged his head profound- 
 ly, as though seriously baffled by such tes- 
 timony from the disciple of Anaxagoras. 
 There was in his expression of face, how- 
 ever, a certain hurried vagueness, calculated 
 to cast some suspicion upon his classical 
 knowledge. The merchant noticed this ; at 
 first with gentlemanly compunction for hav- 
 ing availed himself of an assistance not 
 common to his guest; and then with a sense 
 of the ludicrous, which at once restored him 
 to his usual kindly serenity. In fact, he was 
 inclined to be the milder once more, from 
 observing that the great man before him be- 
 trayed a decidedly nervous uneasiness un- 
 der his denunciation of corrupt political 
 customs. 
 
 But if General Cringer recoiled from 
 Thucydides and the imputation upon the bal- 
 lot-box and on Demolitionism, he was still 
 sufficiently in possession of his ordinary 
 acuteness to perceive that there was more 
 decision of manner than of meaning in what 
 was being said. Quick to improve this per- 
 ception, and nettled at his own momentary 
 discomposure, he returned to the attack 
 with spirit. 
 
 " Mr. Goodman, you have been plain with 
 me, and I shall take the lil}erty of being as 
 straightforward with you. Y'our reasoning 
 is, perhaps, satisfactory to yourself; but to 
 me it sounds like a compromise with duty 
 for the sake of personal comfort. If the 
 political condition is what you suppose it to 
 be, the commonest patriotic ijistinct should 
 induce you, and all men of your high and 
 influential position, to give the full weight 
 and force of the highest respectability in 
 society to the practical reformation of the 
 abuses j'ou so contemptnouslj' name. I say 
 their practical reformation, meaning that 
 you should work in the only practical way. 
 It is because you and your class refuse to 
 protect the ballot-box with your ballots, 
 that its integrity is violated. If it contains 
 only the votes of human cattle too ignorant 
 or too mercenary to v'ote otherwise than as 
 they are misled, or bribed, what abuse can 
 there be of it in contravention of any pure 
 intent? It is because you and your class 
 refuse to appear at the polls on election 
 day, that groggerles and European exporta- 
 tion have it all their own way. I regret to 
 difler so widely from a gentleman of your 
 eminence and high character, Mr. Good- 
 man, but I cannot, honestly, do otherwise." 
 
 He was preparing to arise from his chair, 
 expecting such lofty resentment of his 
 plain-speaking as would compel him to 
 withdraw with what ceremonious politeness 
 he might. Great, then, was his surprise, 
 when the merchant reached across the table 
 and shook him cordially by the hand. 
 
 "General Cringer," cried Mr. Goodman, 
 " I honor yo*T for your sentiments. To hear 
 you litter them Avith such unmistakable 
 earnestness is the strongest proof I could 
 have of the hasty injustice of some of my 
 prejitdices, at least. The theory of our 
 government is surpassingly noble. In the 
 idea of a vast people appealed to, to govern 
 themselves, to submit oiily to such restraints 
 of law and office as their own intelligence 
 and moral sense may choose to impose, 
 there is a majesty far above that of kings. 
 Believe me. General, I devoutly admire the 
 simple grandeur of the system, and appre- 
 ciate the real nobility of being an enfran- 
 chised citizen under it, — but, I fear that the 
 theory is in advance of civilization ; that 
 the idea is too reflned for the still-prevail- 
 ing grossness of mankind ; that the system 
 is based- upon a too-exalted estimate of 
 himiauity's aggregate truth to its own best 
 interests. This view of the matter, how- 
 ever, is no key to my avoidance of politics 
 during a few past years ; for the latter I 
 have a reason less flavored with sophistry 
 than the argument you have already heard. 
 Shall I give it to you ? " 
 
 " ]\Iy dear sir," responded General Crin- 
 ger, in his blandest manner, "I shall feel 
 honored by any confidence you may repose 
 in me." 
 
 For the first time during the interview, 
 Mr. Goodman turned his eyes to the por- 
 trait. There he let them rest a moment, 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 and then. wi(li perfect quietness of do- 
 im-nnor. proceeded. — 
 
 " On rctunnnir wHli Jfrs. Goodman from 
 onr lirst xi^it to ICiirope. \vliere we liad near 
 friends, I found politieal excitement rnnninij: 
 hiixli by reason of an imi)endinii presiden- 
 tial election, and, for the lirst time in my 
 life, allowed myself to bo drawn into the 
 ranks of party. Shortly afterwards, partly 
 to i>leaso my l)eloved AVife and friends, and 
 l>artly l)ecanse the counnon infatuation of 
 l>olitics was beiiimiinir to take hold on me, 
 I accepted a nomination for the legislature. 
 I was elected, sir, and went to Albany, 
 Avhcre. as yon may remember, I had the 
 l»leasure of mectini;: you for the first time." 
 
 The general bowed and scratched his 
 nose. 
 
 " Mrs. Goodman, as I have already inti- 
 mated. Iiad been eager for my election. Her 
 atfectionate pritle in mc took tlio form" — 
 and here the merchant sjuiled sadly toward 
 the jiicture — " of an implicit faith in my 
 capacities for distinguished public oflice; 
 and. in her tender solicitude for my suc- 
 cess, she tliouglit not of lierself. I had 
 been in Albanj' but a short time when I 
 learned, through a friend from the city, that 
 my wife was ailing; and, although she had 
 carefully refrained from any mention of it 
 in her letters, I was seized with the idea that 
 some serious peril menaced her, and hast- 
 ened back to the cit}^ with all possible 
 sj)eed. She was surprised, almost provoked, 
 at my return, for she knew that an impor- 
 tant bill was before the legislature, and had 
 been gleefully anticipating a sounding speech 
 from me. She laughed at my apprehen- 
 sions, assured me that she was in no danger 
 of any other peril than such as good wives 
 love to bear, and insisted that my imme- 
 diate return to Alban.v, and that alone, 
 would secure to her the satisfied state of 
 mind most needful for her safety. A lad}' 
 across the street, she informed me, was 
 likel}' to become a mother at about the same 
 time with herself, and they had together 
 agreed to keep their husbands out of the 
 way until men's nervousness could no longer 
 drive mirses to distraction. With such 
 badinage, sustained I)y her physician, slic 
 finally made me think my fears imaginary, 
 and ultimately persuaded me to go back to 
 Albany. I went, sir, full of fair hopes for 
 the future, and pleasant dreams of what I 
 was to tliank Heaven for when coming home 
 again. Our (Irst-born had died, and if the 
 recollection of it came upon me in moments 
 like an f)men, I remembered my wife's clear 
 laugh and healthful bloom again, and was at 
 peace. The bill was delayed for alterations 
 and amendments, but finally came up for 
 decisive action. I was speaking upon it 
 with all the ardor of a political novice, when 
 a page h.nnded mo a]iaper. One glance, and 
 my polit ical career was tlnishcd ! The paper 
 said : ' IJeturn liome .at once,' and was signed 
 by the physician, (ieneral Cringer, my wife 
 was de;id ! My boy was dead ! " 
 
 Again the eyes rested on the portrait, and 
 
 the politician looked thither, too, with a 
 new comi)rehension. 
 
 " I returned to a home desoljite indeed. 
 FiUt for jxilitics she miglit have gone to 
 slei']) in my arms. I tlunight only of lier. 
 When Iheyshowed me the poorliltle marble 
 child I couUl only look at it in a cold, une- 
 motional way. I was surprised at myself 
 for it, but could not change the feeling. I 
 heard that the lady across the way was 
 dying also, but that her child was likely to 
 live. Strange as it may sound, I envii-d the 
 father that child, while I scarcely thought 
 about my own ; so confused were my sensi- 
 bilities by the blow I had endured. After 
 following my home to the grave, — for the 
 soul of my house had gone out of it forever, 
 — I came hither to live, — here, where you 
 find me. And such, sir, beyond all sophism, 
 is the true explanation of my own death in 
 politics." 
 
 General Cringer arose to his feet with 
 something that sounded like a sigh ; and, 
 as the widowed and childle.-«s father did the 
 same, there appeared to be that sympathy 
 between the unlike men which would 
 oftener awake charitj' in the upright and 
 better aspirations in the tortuous, could it 
 be oftener evoked by a touch of simple 
 nature. 
 
 " Mr. Goodman," said the great politician, 
 extending his hand, "I never had wife or 
 child, but I have the most devoted and 
 single-hearted of sisters. If, as the papers 
 say, I have no soul, I have a heart; and 
 you, my dear sir, have reached it." 
 
 The man spoke there. It was seldom he 
 did speak from those tutored lips, and the 
 instance was worth recording. 
 
 "In a few months hence I shall go to 
 Europe," said l\Ir. Goodman, "to begone 
 for two years, at least. Until then. General, 
 I shall be happy to see you here at any ti me." 
 
 " Sir," said General Cringer, " I shall do 
 myself the honor of pi-ofiting by your 
 politeness." 
 
 And so they parted. The man of primary 
 meetings, conventions, and lol)bies, to be 
 escorted to the street hy a moniunont of a 
 servant, and go forth thence to the great 
 civic duties of Facilitation. 
 
 The man of bales, exchange, and princely 
 charities, to sink back into his chair, press 
 his hands against his lips, and gaze stead- 
 fastly upon the picture on the wall. 
 
 CHAPTER XXVI. 
 
 ARCnEItT MEKTISG AT MR. SPANTEL'S. 
 
 Scandal is woman's politics. Give her a 
 grievance to insi)ire it, a set to be rallied 
 with it, or a rival to be crushed by it, and 
 you shall hear her manipulate that serpent 
 of the tongue witli an art known only to 
 the wiliest dii)lomatists of the oth(>r sex. 
 
 "Rose," said Miss Flora Spanyel, who 
 was arranging a bouquet, to her sister, who 
 
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 129 
 
 was donning kid gloves before a minor, 
 "has Miss Terry gone dovrn yet?" 
 
 "Yes! yes! — oli, how hideously hateful 
 of these gloves, to be so small at the wrist ! " 
 And l\ose tried her pretty teeth upon the 
 obdurate Alexandres. 
 
 '• Well, I do think ! " exclaimed Miss Flora, 
 petulantly. " If pa will be so utterly absurd 
 with that woman I sliould think he'd just 
 make her a present of the whole house, and 
 be done with it. She was only Lil's gov- 
 erness when she first came, and had her 
 place; but now she's the fine lady of the 
 house, and ma and I are nobodies. It's 
 too perfectly ridiculous for anything." 
 
 "Why, Elo, " murmured Hose, still nib- 
 bling at the glove, "she's always polite 
 enoiTgh to ma ; and if she always goes down 
 when there's company, it's because pa 
 insists upon it, you know." 
 
 " Pa is the absurdest creature ! " continued 
 Flora, with Increasing impatience. " To 
 think of his bringing her here without even 
 knowing where slie came from last. Who 
 knows but she may be a murderess, or 
 some other ridiculous thing? " 
 
 " Don't get mad.Flo, — oh ! these abomi- 
 nably horrible gloves ! -you know pa thought 
 it Avas a good sign in her to refuse to say 
 anything about her history. He said that 
 she must have been in different circum- 
 stances and had too much pride to speak 
 of them. And Mr. Stiles, too, you know, 
 says he's seen her somewhere in good 
 society." 
 
 " Oh, yes, " snapped the queen of flowers, 
 "it's very well to quote Mr. Stiles. lie 
 may have seen Miss Terry before, but Miss 
 Terry don't trouble herself to show much 
 recollection of him. It's perfectly ridicu- 
 lous to see her snub him." 
 
 That was the speech to make Rose show 
 her thorns. "How utterly absurd! Snub 
 Mr. Stiles ! Why, she's only a servant ! " 
 And the fair speaker tossed her head in that 
 intense way peculiar to the ladies when 
 they desire an unutterable " Indeed ! " to be 
 distinctly understood. 
 
 Flora smiled contentedly at this evidence 
 of her dear young sister's conversion, and 
 gave particular attention to an obstinate 
 violet as she resinned the strain, — 
 
 " Pa'll go on treating her like a countess, 
 or some other utterly absurd thing, until 
 she snubs him, if she is a servant. You'll 
 see ! She's too good to even look at any- 
 body but Mr. Wynne. I don't believe it 
 would take so very much coaxing to make 
 her give him her two eyes. It's perfectly 
 disgusting ! " 
 
 "Oh, well; yoii know, if pa will bow 
 down and worship people that answer ad- 
 vertisements for governesses and won't say 
 anything about themselves, we must ex- 
 pect to be trampled upon. I'm sure Mr. 
 Stiles thinks she's horrid! " 
 
 Willi which tender remark the budding 
 Eose hung a little green wreath upon her 
 back-hair, and could not help simpering to 
 find that it became her so well. 
 
 17 
 
 Beautiful flowers in the parterre of the 
 Spanyels ! Witli such soft communings did 
 tlicy put on the last rustling leaves of their 
 toilets, preparatory to blossoming in the 
 full sunshine of one of those graceful fes- 
 tivals of suburban fashion for whicli we are 
 indebted to the refined example of England's 
 castellated nobility. 
 
 For there was an archery meeting at 
 Todeville, in compliment to the British 
 sea-ofiicer, Mr. Lord, and his friend, ]\Ir. 
 Seaman. An innocent and healthy observ- 
 ance in graceful memory of the historical 
 times when the great, great lord's sturdy 
 tenantry followed him to battle as an 
 archer-train. 
 
 The spring-time radiance of that afternoon 
 was favorable to the hardy out-door sport, 
 and also exhibited to great advantage 
 the Spanj^el "place" and surroundings. 
 Prompted by a taste for the impressive in 
 architecture, Mr. Spanyel had added a 
 cupola to the roof of his house, that the 
 latter might wear a more distinguished air 
 as seen from the road; and he had also 
 placed over his front door, on the sign of 
 the " Spanyel arms," and in various other 
 appropriate places, the escutcheon and 
 crest of the family. Sable, three dogs* 
 heads erased argent were the features "or 
 the coat-of-arms, and the crest bore another 
 canine head argent. 
 
 "My cousin writes," Mr. Spanyel had 
 remarked to Mrs. Spanyel one day at din- 
 ner, " tliat he has made researches in Lon- 
 don, my dear, and obtained our arms. The 
 Spanyels, he says, undoubtedly came over- 
 with King Charles." 
 
 Where they " came over" from, and withi 
 what i^articular royal " Charles," dif? not- 
 appear; but those unimportant details did: 
 not trouble the aristocrat of Todeville,. 
 whose first step after receiving the uphol- 
 sterer's letter was to have his crest imme- 
 diately engraved upon the head of his cane, 
 on the side of his silver-plated coflTee- 
 uru, and upon some hundreds of visiting, 
 cards. 
 
 In the spring-time radiance, then, the 
 archery guests first noticed the coat-of-arms 
 signatHucklebury-on-Harlem, as they came 
 along ; next, the cupola ; and, finally, the es- 
 cutcheon. Whereupon, old phrases of ad- 
 miration were reiterated, old sneei's were 
 rewhispered, and the general commentary 
 was of a piece with Avhat high-bred and 
 fashionable people fondly delight to say of 
 each other. 
 
 As on the memorable occasion of the 
 conversazione, Mr. Spanyel stood before a 
 mantel, and Mrs. Spanyel sat upon a sofa 
 to receive the company; advancing to the 
 centre of the room only upon the arrival of 
 Messieurs Lord and Seaman, in wiiose es- 
 pecial honor, as before stated, the festival 
 was given. Yf ith more or less of the motion 
 of the stanch " John Thomas " still visible 
 in their gait, those naval Britons regarded 
 the brilliant assemblage with marked ap- 
 proval, and were, in tuni, surveyed rever- 
 
ino 
 
 AVET^Y GLTBUX; 01^, 
 
 ontly by cnouirli fi-niinino jjrare and Ix-aiity 
 to make even N('i)Hmi' forget Aiiii)liitrilt'. 
 
 SiiiirmLC iii'iisivcly, as in niiklly sportive 
 nu'niory ol'llicir rcocnt sisterly conlldences 
 n]>slairs, appeared llie Misses Flora and 
 Kosc, with hoiiquet and gloves made satis- 
 I'aetory at last. Fasliionahly lanijuid, yet 
 tluly api>reeiative withal, shone the fair 
 Misses llyer, under escort of Lnke, junior. 
 Innocently enthnsiastic hcanied Mrs. Cor- 
 nelius ( )'l)()ricourt Fish, newl}- introduced 
 to the Spanyels hy those dear ii'i'l'^j Carrie 
 and Electa, who, on their part, had known 
 the Todeville family but a few delicious 
 weeks. (Jraciously complacent loomed the 
 dowairer. Mrs. Purser, from (iiicen's Place, 
 with tlie thin, pale, and interest inc: Peverend 
 Harry Lewyor, lately ordained, to sustain 
 her. Admirinixly ecstatic quivered the two 
 Misses Titleriy and their indul2:ent ma, 
 from one of the first families of llucklebury- 
 on-IIarlem. Likewise Miss Kectcr, Miss 
 Peller. and Mrs. Ileroldun, widow, from 
 the other leading houses of Todeville. To 
 whom mii^lit be added. Miss Lily Spauyel. 
 who admired her sisf^rs ; Mrs. Barlow 
 Wapples, who came with her husband on 
 the streui^^th of a Spauyel debt for family 
 groceries ; and Miss Terr}', the governess, 
 whose presence Avas generallj^ overlooked 
 by a company willing to deport itself after 
 the supposed best ajtres-midi assemblages of 
 Europe. 
 
 The gentlemen present, besides those 
 already named, were I\Ir. Benton Stiles, Mr. 
 Barlow Wai>i3les, and about a dozen young 
 or middle-aged dry goods persons of Mr. 
 Spauyel's acquaintance ; all of whom did 
 circulate conversationally among the ladies 
 after the introduction of the Europeans was 
 over, and agreeablj' assisted the passage of 
 time until lunch should be served. 
 
 It could not be deuicd that the guests 
 Avere rather numerous for the dimensions 
 of the Spanyel parlor, but there was some- 
 thing of fashionable dissipation in being 
 crowded by well-dressed ligures; and the 
 atiable head of the family was pleased to 
 experience a certain emphasized sense of 
 social popularity as he complacently sur- 
 veyed the rustling throng. 
 
 From his position of hospitable state be- 
 fore the mantel-piece, he smiled into the 
 ox-like face of the Britanic sea-ofllcer, and 
 lost no lime in making that gentleman feel 
 as much at home as he could in this country. 
 
 "Your last voyage, I hope, Mr. L<>rd, 
 was free from the gales we have along the 
 coast in March and April? " 
 
 "'Ead winds 'arf the way, Mr. Spanyel, I 
 .assho' yo', hand a 'eavy swell until we parsed 
 .tJie 'ook," was the nautical rei)ly of Mr. 
 .'Lord, Avho liad rashly undertaken to feel 
 easy in kid ghjves. and was (juite delirious 
 about the wrists and elbows in conse(inence. 
 
 "All, I perceive," observed Mr. Spanyel, 
 gruceluliy adjusting liis eyeglass with the 
 thumb and forednger of his riglit hand ; 
 " the sort of weather that makes the inner 
 man a trlllc quarrelsome witji the outer. 
 
 TTa! ha! That's where we drylandcrs have 
 the advantage of you. I think, though, that 
 my family have enough hereditary English 
 in them to stand the sea as well as laottt 
 people." 
 
 "Were your people Ilinglisli, then?" 
 queried the other, with some signs of re- 
 spect for his host. 
 
 " The Spanyels came over with King 
 Charles, I believe," returned Mr. Spanyel, 
 trying to si)eak like an »)rdinary mortal. 
 
 "(Jood gracious, sir!" exclaimed Mr. 
 Lord, greatly excited; "I always thought, 
 ye know, that Miss Spanyel, ye know, and 
 'er sisters, seemed like my country folks, 
 j'c know. I say. Seaman! our friend Spau- 
 yel's one of ours, ye know; 'e"s just told 
 me." 
 
 The brother-oflieer thus appealed to, had 
 l)eeu gazing with an utterly blank counte- 
 nance at the prolile of Miss Keeter, and re- 
 sponded to his superior's call with a lifeless 
 glare from his corner of tlie mantel. 
 
 " Don't you 'ear, me b'j'? " continued the 
 other, " the Spanyels that came over with 
 King Charles, ye know, and all that sort of 
 thing." 
 
 Which piece of genealogical information so 
 touched Mr. Seaman's English heart of oak, 
 that he promptly starboarded and bore down 
 upon Mr. Spanyel, for the particular purjiose 
 of saluting him as a fellow-con ntryman. 
 This lie was accomplishing l)y wringing the 
 neai'cst hand of the gentleman with a i)ro- 
 tractcd all'ection not unsuggestive of incip- 
 ient inebriety, when the lovely Flora, fresh 
 from an exquisite tilial grouping with her 
 inainma on the sofa, came gliding up. 
 
 " You're not persuading pa to cross the 
 ridiculous ocean with you, Mr. Lud?" in- 
 sinuated the melting creature, leaning a 
 blooming cheek upon her bouquet. 
 
 "Whereupon Mr. Lord's gloves nervously 
 sought to crawl otf the lingers of the sea- 
 ohicer, and were only reduced to resignation 
 by a lively working of the digits, and an 
 apparently disconnected jerk of Urst one 
 leg and then the other. * 
 
 " Nothing of the kind, I assho' yo.'' re- 
 plied Flo's foreign admirer, after this brief 
 spasm. "But on me honor. Miss Spanyel, 
 Fin delighted, I assho' yo,to learn that your 
 family came over with King Charles." 
 
 "And do you know, INIr. Lud," adiU'd the 
 coquettish fair, accepting his arm for a joint 
 expedition into tiie throng, " my friends tell 
 me I'm more English than American. Isn't 
 it perfectly absuril?" 
 
 Mr. Seaman witnessed the capture of his 
 sui)erior ollicer, as one who felt himself 
 thereby dismissed to cruise on his own re- 
 spousii)ility, and at once ceased i)umping 
 his host's arm, as suddenly as he had com- 
 menced llic operation. From the mantel to 
 tlie (irst sofa was but a short distance, and, 
 with seamanlike hardihood, he went instant- 
 ly tacking to the latter, througii breakers 
 of silk and broadcloth, and had Mrs. Si)an- 
 yel by the hand l)el'oro tiiat lady could liuish 
 her iast sentence to the Reverend Harry 
 
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BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 131 
 
 Lewycr. Stariiii? stonily at her he swayed 
 licr liaiul up and down in his own, as though 
 abstractedly ascertaining its exact weiglit, 
 and was believed by observers to be on the 
 point of shedding tears. At the- moment, 
 however, wlien his swimming eyes seemed 
 on the point of slopping over, a beaming 
 smile came aboard his countenance, but was 
 immediately chased below by a heavj^ sou'- 
 west frown. 
 
 " Sir," said the Eeverend Harry Lewyer, in 
 a deep bass voice, " you seem indisposed." 
 
 Mr. Seaman unceremoniously dropped 
 the lady's hand and fixed his melancholy 
 eyes upon the j'ouug disciple. 
 
 " Muff! " was his stern remark, — " you're 
 a muff! " 
 
 " Eeally, my good friend" — began the 
 astonished clergyman. 
 
 "Go for'ard!" commanded Mr. Seaman, 
 thrusting a blunt forefinger into Mr. Benton 
 Stiles' left ear, in an attempt to point im- 
 periously toward an imaginary foremast. 
 " Go for'ard, sir ! " 
 " Sir-r-r? " — in tremulous barytone. 
 " Go for'ard! " was the awful reiteration, 
 followed by a sound not unlike a hiccough. 
 Instantly an arm of the ever-ready Mr. 
 Stiles was hof)ked around the eccentric 
 gentleman's elbow, and the said eccentric 
 gentleman was led softly and dexterously 
 away, with a stationary smile on his coun- 
 tenance, to a chair in a corner. 
 
 "It's all right, Spanyel," roared Mr. Bar- 
 low Wapples to the master of the house, 
 who was hurriedly approaching to learn the 
 cause of the excitement, — "nothing but 
 one of j'our English friends with congestion 
 of the hat. He'll be all right in a little while. 
 Hor ! hor ! hor ! " 
 
 "Mr. Seaman sends his excuses, ladies 
 and gentlemen," cried Mr. Benton Stiles, 
 reappearing, " and hopes you won't mind 
 his recent remarks. He's subject to mental 
 aberrations, from a late attack of brain fever, 
 and is now eating a pickle, with a view to 
 the restoration of his faculties." 
 
 "Hor! hor! hor!" roared Mr. Barlow 
 Wapples ; " I had brain fever, once, when I 
 was a young spark, and stood for two hoiirs 
 on the stoop, trying to find the key -hole in 
 the door-plate." 
 
 An immediate murmur of disgust ran 
 through the whole company, at this vulgar 
 plebeian parallel to an English gentleman's 
 innocent vertigo ; and Mrs. Heroldun said 
 to Miss Feller, on the spot, that she won- 
 dered how some people could invite some 
 people, when they knew that other people 
 were to be present. 
 
 "Now, Mr. Stiles," said Mrs. Cornelius 
 O'Doricourt Fish, archly poking that skil- 
 ful diplomatist with her fan, " j^ou don't 
 mean to say that pickles are good for in- 
 sanity ? " 
 
 " Madam," returned the former top-saw- 
 yer, "I have known pickles, or soda-water, 
 to cure a person who not only believed, like 
 the rest of us, in two worlds, but could ac- 
 tually see both of them together." 
 
 " Well, I do declare ! He ! he ! he ! " 
 " My dear, darling Mrs. Fish," exclaimed 
 Miss Carrie Ilycr, about whose bewitching 
 waist circled one lovely arm of the fond 
 Rose Spanyel; "you haven't told me yet 
 alx)nt little Phinny." 
 
 " Nor me," added the amiable Meeta, with 
 Miss Lily's arm over her shoulder. 
 
 " Oh, he's the preciousest! and" — in a 
 whisper — " such legs ! " 
 
 It was inexpressibly beautiful, by the way, 
 to note how those tender young creatures 
 continually fondled each other, and also 
 how the sisters, of each set, exchanged lov- 
 ing glances between themselves, at every 
 opportunit,y. It was as though their hearts 
 said, "Turn your eyes this way, eligible 
 j'oung men, if you want to find souls that 
 can melt in the least atmosphere of af- 
 fection ! " 
 
 " Carrie," questioned Meeta, cooingly, 
 "have you noticed that heavenly pastel, 
 over there, of the Pigs and Cabbage ? " 
 " Yes ; isn't it exquisitely divine ? " 
 "And that engraving, love, of Signing 
 the Declaration of Independence. Isn't it 
 perfectly sweet ? " 
 
 " Oh, it's utterly exquisite." 
 Mr. Benton Stiles fingered his horse- 
 head breastpin, and sighed, heavily; then 
 looked hastily around, and betrayed signs 
 of painful coufnsion. 
 
 "Mr. Stiles," murmured Miss Rose Span- 
 yel, appealingly, "you don't care for pic- 
 tui-es ? " 
 
 As she spoke, he suffered his fingers to 
 rest on the horse-head breastpin in such a 
 manner as to bring the locket-ring to bear 
 full upon her. 
 
 "For one picture — yes," responded Mr. 
 Benton Stiles, sadly and softly; "but she's 
 gone ! " 
 Rose pouted. 
 
 Mr. Stiles motioned as though to open 
 the locket-ring; but changed his mind, and 
 contented himself with bx-eathing upon the 
 I'ich bauble, and polishing it on his coat- 
 sleeve. 
 
 "Why, Carrie!" cried Mrs. Cornelius 
 O'Doricoui-t Fish, "that very quiet person 
 who stays away over by that window there, 
 must be the Miss Terry I met at your house 
 one night! I thought I'd seen her some- 
 where before." 
 
 For a second, the eldest Miss Ilyer lost 
 her color. It immediately returned, how- 
 ever, sufficiently deepened to atone for its 
 desertion, and brought with it that touch of 
 anger, which, like fever in sickness, often 
 gives superficial strength to essential weak- 
 ness. 
 
 " It is the same lad.y," she replied, stifl3y, 
 conscious that the Misses Spanyel were 
 staring at her in wonderment, and her sister 
 and Mr. Stiles in dismay. "Miss Terry 
 proved to be a peculiar character. She chose, 
 for some reason known only to herself, to 
 leave us, and become a governess. I was 
 not aware, though, that she had come here." 
 "How absurd!" ejaculated Rose Spanyel. 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 " I. 's porfectlj- ridiculous," said Lily. 
 
 And so it. was. indeed ! 
 
 ■What lime f.lio swarm of dry-;;oods per- 
 sons. — who, from business liabits of meek 
 suhservienee to snuhbini; eustoiners, did not 
 di'spond at licin.ix neijlected liy (lie more dis- 
 tiniruislied meml)ers of the family and com- 
 pany. — poll telysnobbed the JlissesTittcrly, 
 K'-eler. and Teller, and discussed the latest 
 fashions in drcss-ixoods, with more or less 
 of the vivacity of the counter. Thoui^h of 
 dilVerent complexions, statures, and cuts of 
 beanl. they were, as a general thiuir, mo- 
 notonously alike in style and clfect; but one 
 amongst them, with a smoky head of lii;ht 
 hair, "and an intrusively higli forehead, 
 rather dwarfed the others by his Byronic 
 aspect of ill health and chronic melancholy. 
 
 •• Now, really, Mr. Coflin," Miss Keetcr 
 was saying to this blighted being, "you 
 must be quizzing me. I always thought 
 that you gentlemen preferred geutleraeu to 
 lad.y customers, because the ladies beat you 
 down so." 
 
 " It may be so with others. Miss Keetcr," 
 returned Mr. Collin, with the air of one 
 who oflered mourning goods at a great re- 
 duction; '-but I am peculiar. Some have 
 called rae strange. Woman can always 
 appreciate sincerit}-; and when I say that 
 the lowest price is ten shillings a yard, no 
 lad}' ever asks if I can't say nine. I try to 
 be sincere ; I try to say ten shillings as a 
 true, uusclflsh friend would say it, and a 
 well-bred woman seldom cheapens me." 
 
 '• Perhaps you are never too dear?" 
 lisped the younger Miss Titterly. 
 
 '• CotTm was too dear for one lady," hinted 
 a cheerful young glove-clerk, who kept his 
 hands on his hips after the engaging 
 manner of one who should say, " I think 
 that pair will fit you, madam." 
 
 " Torakins," said Mr. Cothn, turning pale 
 and glancing i-eproachfuUy at the last 
 speaker, " there are some things that may 
 as well be forgotten. You will oblige me, 
 Tomkins, bj' saying no more about it." 
 
 There was a mercantile legend that Mr. 
 Collin had once contracted a passion for a 
 lady in high life, who bought lier laces at 
 his counter, and wJio so deeply reciprocated 
 his attachment, that she sullcred a broken 
 heart shortly after being forced to marry 
 a rich man with a glass eye. 
 
 Conversation was thus engaging the 
 whole assemblage, save Mr. Seaman, who 
 presented an attitude of general dislocation 
 in the corner, and Miss Terry, who stood 
 motionless by her window, looking out to- 
 ward the road, — when lunch was an- 
 nounced and a procession at once began a 
 march from the parlor to the dining-room. 
 
 After seeing that Mr. Lord and Rliss Flora 
 headed the advance, and the Reverend 
 Harry Lewyer, in arms with Mesdames Span- 
 yel and I'urser, came next, Mr. Charles 
 Spanyel went mincingly around by the Hank 
 to the rear, anil approached the silent and 
 neglected governess. 
 
 "My dear Miss Terry," said he, with a 
 
 thumb thrust under flie right lappet of his 
 coat, " I am afraitl you have not been en- 
 joying yourself. Be good enough to accept 
 my arm to lunch." 
 
 Without the slightest indication of of- 
 fended pi'ide, or consci(Jiis neglect; in fact, 
 with the pleasantest smile in the world, 
 Miss Terry at once obeyed the gesture and 
 went gracefully with him in the track of the 
 others. 
 
 " You must not think, Mr. Spanyel," she 
 quietly remarked, " that I do not enjoy my- 
 self because I am less demonstrative than 
 others. The view from the windows at 
 this time of year is so charming, that I am 
 apt to forget everything else in the world 
 while attracted by it." 
 
 Opportunity was not given for a reply to 
 this pretty little si)eech ; for a few steps 
 took them into that part of the hall where a 
 supplementary table was spread, and the 
 sharp gaze of IMiss Rose Spanyel reminded 
 her father that too nmch politeness to the 
 governess might — and not for the lirst 
 time — subject him to a temporary coolness 
 with his family. # 
 
 Those who could not get into the dining- 
 room, contented themselves with hot-house 
 fruit, sandwiches and coffee in the hall ; Mr. 
 Benton Stiles, Mr. Luke Ilyer, junior, and 
 Mr. Coflin being notable for their exertions 
 in behalf of Miss Rose, Miss Lily, and Miss 
 Keetcr. 
 
 " Miss Terry," said Mr. Spanyel, " let me 
 ask you to try these Malagas." 
 
 "Certainly, Mr. Spanyel, if 3'ou will take 
 half the bunch." 
 
 Which proposition was overheard by 
 Miss Flora, as she passed by on the arm of 
 the British sea-o!licer, and caused her to 
 favor her sire with a look of anything but 
 tilial aflection. 
 
 In the dining-room all went merrily un- 
 til some commendation of the raisins, by 
 Mrs. Purser, induced Mr. Barlow Wapples 
 to name the exact price per box at which he 
 had furnished them; when Mrs. Spanyel 
 gave signs of feeling quite faint, and such a 
 sense ot outrage came over the others as 
 vulgarity can inflict upon the high-strung 
 alone. 
 
 Whether gay or grave, however, the 
 lunching was soon linished; and, at the 
 opening of the rear door of the hall by the 
 stable boy in an eccentric lively of green 
 llaunel jacket and corduroys, the butterilies 
 of fashion fluttered gayly forth into the open 
 air. 
 
 A gentle slope of about one hundred 
 yards, between the rear piazza and the 
 slowly moving river, was covered with a 
 tender growth of short, velvety grass, over 
 wliich certain stray cloud-sheep, wandering 
 from a shepherd shower in some distant 
 part of the azure plain, threw their sluggish 
 shadows. On the water's edge, and some 
 distance to the right of the liouse, stood a 
 pretty little grove of newly-clothcd trees, 
 apiiarently shivering for an additional 
 depth of drapery; while on the opposite 
 
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 133 
 
 bank of the stream, arose tliat delicate veil 
 of liaze, with which spring Natnre, like a 
 modest virgin, sometimes atfects to confuse 
 the sight of man as she puts on her dimity 
 of daisies. 
 
 Near the trees stood three targets, each 
 surmounted by the Spauyel crest; and 
 when they, and the throng of ladies iu 
 green merino and gipsy-tlats, and the 
 seasoning of geutlenieu iu semi-sporting 
 suits, and the liveried stable-boy with arms 
 full of bows and arrows, —were all added 
 to the landscape, the effect Avas creditably 
 suggestive of the step-mother country, 
 merrie England. 
 
 " A chal-ming day this, Spanyel," said 
 Mr. Stiles, dealing*the first of the " scoring 
 cards" to that gentleman. "I never saw 
 Todeville — " 
 
 " Toe-der-veal ! " syllabled Mr. Spanyel, 
 impressively. 
 
 — ' ' look more like good keep," went ou the 
 unabashed secretary of Gen. Criuger. " Good 
 grooming will do wonders for a place." 
 
 " It's just like 'ome, this is, ye know," 
 put iu Mr. Lord. " Just like the harchery 
 iield at the seat of the Duke of 'ardupshire." 
 
 "It must be so ridiculously lovely in 
 England," simpered Flora, looking archly 
 sideways at her bouquet. 
 
 Possibly the British sea-ofticer might have 
 responded rather gallantly, but for suddenly 
 catching the eye of Miss Tei'ry. There was 
 so much of mingled amusement and perfect 
 understanding in that eye, that Mr. Lord 
 paused and lost his inspiration. Miss Span- 
 yel saw the eye, too, even if it did not 
 trouble itself to be caught by her, and she 
 mentally marked the governess for an- 
 other private conversation with Rose. 
 
 But all was now in readiness for the 
 shooting, and the new excitement merged 
 every topic in one. Cavaliers handed bows 
 and shafts to their allotted fairs, the serf in 
 livery took his station near the targets, Mr. 
 Spanyel produced a case of pretty trinkets 
 to serve as prizes, and Mr. Lord and Flora 
 stood forth to inaugurate the imported sport. 
 
 Mr. Lord did not wish to make the tirst 
 shot, because that belonged to the ladies, 
 you know. In England the ladies always 
 shot first, 3'ou know, and all that sort of 
 thing. But the ladies would have it that he 
 must show them how; that he must lead 
 them in their humble imitation of the arch- 
 ery so familiar to him at the seat of the 
 Duke of Ilardupshire ; and, after many pain- 
 ful slips by reason of his gloves, he finallj" 
 despatched an arrow. 
 
 That he did not also despatch the menial 
 in livery was a wonder, for the darting mis- 
 sile just grazed the carroty head of that 
 devoted slave, causing him to rub one ear in 
 great terror, and immediately refuse to con- 
 tinue longer ou the field of carnage. He 
 had an "aged parieut," he said, who de- 
 pended on iiim for support, and he couldn't 
 think of dooming her to a childless sojouru 
 in the county-house for the brief rem aaut 
 of her days. 
 
 Mr. Lord explained the accident by ad- 
 mitting that he had not allowed for the 
 deflection, you kuow ; which statement, like 
 the showing of great men, generally, when 
 they blunder, was I'eccived with great be- 
 wilderment and satisfaction 1)y everybody. 
 
 Messieurs Tomkius and Luke Hyer, jun- 
 ior, volunteering to collect the ari'ows, 
 however, the shooting went gayly on as 
 though nothing deadly had occurred ; and 
 the Reverend Harry Lewyer was just i-e- 
 marking, in a terrible voice, that ho didn't 
 know but he would try a shot himself, for 
 the credit of the cloth, when all cars were 
 surprised by the sound of one lamentably 
 singing, and a remarkable figure made its 
 appearance, as by magic, right before the 
 targets. The apparition was that of a man 
 with one sleeve of his coat disengaged from 
 the arm, his Wellington stock elevated some 
 inches above the edge of his collar, and his 
 gigantic silver watch dangling wildly by its 
 polished steel chain. In the midst of a pro- 
 found dancing eflbrt, which proceeded no 
 farther than a shaky balance on one leg, the 
 eccentric intruder dolefully chanted, — 
 
 " One night it blew a 'urricane, 
 
 The waves were mountains r'holliug 
 
 When Barney liuutliue turned aside, 
 And said to ISilly IJowline, — 
 
 ' A strong north-wester bl'liowing, Bill, 
 Don't }' hear it roar, now ? ' " — 
 
 at which point in the dittj^ the singer sud- 
 denly cut it short and executed a lively 
 prance. 
 
 " Good gracious ! " ejaculated Mr. Lord. 
 
 "Oh, le^'s run," chorused half-a-dozen 
 female voices. 
 
 "Hor! hor! lior! "roared the coai'se Mr. 
 Barlow Wapples ; " I'm blest if it isn't that 
 'ere nobleman with the brain fever." 
 
 "Mr. Seaman!" exclaimed Mr. Spanyel, 
 instantly dropping prizes and " scoring 
 card," and running hastily toward the mu- 
 sical invalid, followed by I\Ir. Stiles. 
 
 Then swarmed the whole astonished com- 
 pam^ bows in hand, to the same new centre 
 of atti-action. 
 
 " My dear sir," was the anxious salutation 
 of Mr. Spanyel, "j'ou are ill and excited. 
 Our climate does not agree with you." 
 
 "Have a little Kissengen," urged Mr. 
 Stiles. 
 
 Mr. Seaman surveyed his friends with a 
 haughtj' smile, and performed a stately hop 
 towai'd his superior officer. That superior 
 falling back from his proximity, he frowned 
 with much severiij', as though Avounded by 
 such very palpable desertion, and deliber- 
 ately picked a large artificial ix)se from the 
 head-dress of Mrs. Ilerolduu. Upon this 
 flower he smiled. After wiiich he winked a 
 great deal and seemed about to slumber. 
 
 "Ladies and geutlemen,"said Mr. Benton 
 Stiles, Avith his usual diplomatic aptness for 
 a difficult situation, "I see how it is. Our 
 friend is not iu a fit condition to bear the 
 giddy Avhirl of this gay and festive scene. 
 Return, if you please, to the track, — I mean, 
 to your shooting, and I will take our friend 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 to where he can hive his burning brow. 
 This way, my boy, — 
 
 '• ' Turn fliou tliine oyos iibovc, 
 Tliere's rest rorlh'ue in licaven.'" 
 
 And, with surli comfortinti; (luotations, did 
 Mr. Stiles lead the eccentric invalid unre- 
 sist inirly and gloomily away (o a shady sjjot 
 near the houso. while the archers straggled 
 talUatively back to their places, almost i)er- 
 suaded that some Knglishmen were vulgar. 
 
 The arrows were Hying again, and all 
 going l)riskly as before, when a horseman 
 turned into the semi-circular sweep in front 
 of the house, from the Harlem road, and 
 leisurely Avalked his shining sorrel thor- 
 ongiilired througli a maze of standing vehi- 
 cles to the very edge of the piazza, lie was 
 a gentleman Avith very black eyes and beard, 
 very glossy black silk hat, and very brilliant 
 single diamonds on his scarf, and the little 
 fniger of his ungloved right hand. His 
 broadcloth coat, and the lustrous coat of 
 his steed displayed not a speck of dust, the 
 lemon-colored riding-glove on his left hand 
 w;\s cleanly delicate to view as the Avhite 
 kid straps of his bridle, and l)ut for the ma- 
 ture manliness of the rider's watchful eyes 
 and llowing whiskers, there would have 
 been something of the fop in the spotless 
 liaudkerchief showing a negligent corner 
 from the pocket on his breast. 
 
 The gentleman glanced quietly around 
 him for a moment, for the purpose, appar- 
 ently, of ascertaining if any hostler was in 
 view. Ko such personage appearing, he 
 dismounted from the saddle to the piazza 
 without the slightest sign of impatience at 
 the deficiency, fastened his horse to one of 
 the sf|uare pillars, and then passed, with hut 
 removed, into the hall. 
 
 Divers colored waiters from a city res- 
 taurateur's were busily spreading tables in 
 the hall and dining-room, and them he passed 
 as though they had not been. Outupouthe 
 rear piazza, in the open air again, he re- 
 sumed his hat and paused to contemplate 
 tlie scene. The archers, fair and mascu- 
 line, Avere at the sport in a living tableau 
 not altogether beneath the aduiiration of an 
 admirer of the picturesque, but his look 
 wandered over and amougst them with a 
 quickness of review not indicative of any 
 great interest. From them it glanced t o the 
 targets, and from thence to the little grove 
 beyond, counng back again indillerent as 
 before. Tinally the look went olf at a tan- 
 gent to wliere Mrs. Purser, Mrs. Ileroldun, 
 and Mrs. Spanyel formed a side-group by 
 themselves, to look on, merely, and taking 
 a straight line from them to the water's 
 edge, rested intently at last on a slender 
 figure with a parasol, walkiug slowly back 
 aud forth there. The black eyes lighted 
 with somethiuglike a smile when they ibund 
 that oltject, aud tui-ned from it only wlien 
 their possessor descended the steps to the 
 lawn and leisurely paced toward the com- 
 pany with bows. 
 
 " I^Ir. Wynne! " cried Mr. Spanyel, " I'm 
 
 delighted to seeyou, sir; we'd almost given 
 you uj). Y'ou see, we're at it in earnest." 
 
 Mr. Wynne bowed lightly to the ladies 
 and escort generally, and. wliile declining to 
 accept a weapon for himself, expressed his 
 admiration of the feminine portion of the 
 scene in a few easy and complimeutary 
 phrases. 
 
 " Von nuist excuse me to your fairguests, 
 Mr. Spanyel, for not joining them in a sport 
 which so well becomes their many graces. 
 I prefer to admire the scene from afar, 
 rather than mar it by my own amateur awk- 
 wardness. Permit nic to pay my respects 
 to Mrs. Spanyel." 
 
 He turned to accomplish this courteous 
 desire, and confronted Mr. Benton Stiles. 
 
 " The humblest servant of j^our throne ! " 
 declaimed Mr. Stiles, Avith an elaborate sa- 
 laam, greatly to the surprise of ]\Ir. Spanyel. 
 
 Waving the least possible recognition 
 Avith his jewelled right hand, the impertur- 
 bable owner of the Ijcard passed tiie sec- 
 retary in silence, and was presently bend- 
 ing over the plump lingers of the Spanyel 
 dame. To her and her attendant matrons 
 he said so many elegant things, that they 
 Avere quite lost, temporarily, in a soft con- 
 fusion, nor noted his one quick glance 
 toward tlie river-side, and momentary con- 
 ti'action of brow at the solitude thereof. 
 
 Leaving the ladies, and casting one more 
 SAA'ceping look in tlie direction of the 
 Avater, the chevalier strolled at his ease 
 along the edge of the "meeting," touching 
 lips and hat to acquaintances here and there, 
 and taking such glimpses of the archery as 
 courtesy requii'cd. Strolling thus sunnily, 
 and Avith such fine eftect that Carrie Ilyer 
 coufidentialJA' characterized him to Mrs. 
 Cornelius O'Doricourt Fish as '-perfectly 
 splendid," he once more came upon Mr. 
 Stiles. 
 
 For .some inexplicable reason, the latter 
 personage could not become aAvarc of Mr. 
 AVynne's presence in polite society, at 'any 
 time, Avithout thereupon becoming curiously 
 overpoAvered and absiirdl.v grandiloquent. 
 " Your Majesty's mostolisequious," he said, 
 mechanically, and yet Avith an air of irre- 
 pressible dramatic deference. 
 
 His sovereign returned the comi>liment 
 Avith a flash of the eye just one degree 
 sharper than the gleam of a smile. 
 
 "Mr. Stiles, may I trouble you to A\-alk 
 a fcAv steps Avith me? " 
 
 " Command my life, most mighty liege ! " 
 
 Side by side they moved lazily river- 
 ward, like any tAvo gentlemen Avho Avould 
 Avhile aAvay an interval of conversation in 
 joint contemplation of a quiet stream. 
 
 vVrrivcd at. tlie verge of the Ijauk Mr. 
 Wynne turned sharply uponthe former top- 
 sawyer, Avith a countenance sternly dillereut 
 from that of a moment before. 
 
 " Mr. Stiles, I must re(|uest you toalistain 
 in future from such consiiicuous demonsl ra- 
 tions as j-ou have, on several occasiDiis, 
 seen fit to subject me to in the presence of 
 third parties." When 1 tell you that they 
 
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 135 
 
 anuoy me, your good sense as a gentleman 
 will prin'ent their repetition." 
 
 The secretary of the great man was 
 momentarily taken aback by this unequivo- 
 cal warning, but regained self-possession 
 in time to reply, rather defiantly, — 
 
 "lam quite capable of sustaining the 
 character of a gentleman, your — Mr. 
 Wynne, without sxiggestious from other 
 parties on the road." 
 
 "And for that reason, Mr. Stiles, I have 
 oflered you a reminder, rather than a sug- 
 gestion. We may rejoin our friends, now, 
 I think." 
 
 Still side by side they returned to the 
 archers, betraying no other signs of peculiar 
 emotion than a look of vague mystiflcation 
 on the f;\ce of the one, and a tranquil calm- 
 ness in the black eyes of the other. 
 
 The sun was fiir down in the west when 
 bows and arrows were finally relinquished 
 to the liveried minion, and the guests of 
 the day marched back to the house to par- 
 take of the dinaioire before separating. 
 General was the surprise and admiration of 
 the company, on regaining the mansion, to 
 find not only a table spread in the most 
 showy manner, but also a band from town 
 getting itself into order on the front piazza. 
 
 "Isn't it celestial?" asked Meeta Hyer, 
 so loudly that the Spanyels were sure to 
 hear. 
 
 "Oh, it's divinely splendid!" returned 
 her enthusiastic elder sister; and several 
 other young ladies murmui'ed "Exquisitely 
 enchanting ! " 
 
 Barely had the bi'illiapt throng gathered 
 about the groaning board, when all tJirce of 
 the fascinating Spanyels marvellously dis- 
 appeared, to the distraction of Messieurs 
 Lord, Stiles, and Hyer, junior. As marvel- 
 lously, though, they immediately reappeared 
 to their adorers, again, wiping their ruby 
 lips ; for they had been taking their mix- 
 tures. 
 
 " I was in despair. Miss Spauyel, I assho' 
 yo," said Mr. Lord, assisting Flora to a 
 chair. "I thought you'd vanished, like an 
 angel, ye know." 
 
 " O you absurd creature ! " 
 
 "I did, I assho' j'o. Allow me — some 
 of this 'am? Madam (to Mrs. Cornelius 
 O'Doricoui-tFish, across the table), — let me 
 'elp you to some of this 'am." 
 
 " Merci vous." 
 
 Those who heard it told the others ; from 
 every direction eyes full of new interest 
 Avere turned upon Mrs. Cornelius O'Dori- 
 court Fish. "She speaks French!" was 
 the universal murmur ; and even the British 
 sea-olHcer gazed with awe upon the accom- 
 plished mother of the legs. 
 
 " She's been to Europe, j'ou may depend ! " 
 whispered Miss Titterly the elder to Miss 
 Keeter. 
 
 " Gifted woman ! " soliloquized Mr. CofRn. 
 
 From that moment the lovely linguist 
 was queen of the banquet, and assumed the 
 gently pensive air of one with dreamy 
 memories of Parisian salons. 
 
 "My dear madam," — from Mr. Spanyel 
 at the head of the table, — " pei-mit me to 
 send 3'ou some olives." 
 " 3Ierci vous." 
 
 "Mrs. Fish," — from Rose, — "you Avill 
 try some of this guava, just to oblige me." 
 " Mcrci voHs, cheri." 
 
 Tluit was the finishing touch. Mrs. 
 Cornelius O'Doricourt Fish ruletl supreme 
 indeed ; for the only member of lier sex in 
 Todeville who could have lessened her 
 triumph by correcting her French, was at 
 that moment pacing solitary and alone in 
 the shade of the grove by the river. 
 
 While there was lighting of many wax 
 candles witliin doors, to render more con- 
 spicuous Mr. Spanyel's new epergne and 
 add a stronger air of fashionable ^lissipa- 
 tion to the protracted feast, a clear, roseate 
 twilight bathed house, lawn, and river in a 
 hushed beauty that had been fashionable 
 since the first sunset on a grander Eden, 
 and revealed amongst the trees an Eve as 
 ripe for the tempter as the first. 
 
 Heeding not the tranquil gloiy of the 
 scene around her, deaf to the sounds of 
 merriment wafted thither ever and anon, 
 alive only to her own flei'ce thoughts, the 
 governess, with her hat swinging from her 
 arm, and her colorless hair rippling in the 
 breeze, walked to and fro under the branches 
 as though willing to find congenially bitter 
 company in hurrying from herself to her- 
 self. 
 
 When a woman walks thus, he is gener- 
 ally unwise for himself that intrudes ; for, 
 in the duality of tortured self which she 
 so instinctively strives to realize, there is 
 peril of a hasty resolve only half human, 
 by which an inhuman half, alone, of herself, 
 falls prize to the intruder. 
 
 Yet he was no tyro in woman's ways, 
 who, at the moment when sounds of music 
 first began to steal from the house to the 
 air, strode down the lawn and unerringly 
 approached the place where such danger 
 threatened intrusion. He was no amateur 
 in woman's moods who came suddenly face 
 to face with one in her darkest mood, and 
 pressed her hand to his lips with a confi- 
 dence bred of no recent acquaintance. 
 
 She started, and stood rooted to the spot, 
 but made no resistance. 
 
 "Well," she said, "you have found me." 
 
 He released the hand, and, leaning easily 
 against a tree before her, made his replj', — 
 
 " Yes, I have found you. I should do 
 that, if you hid yourself in a cloak of in- 
 visibility." 
 
 " Then I should feel flattered, I suppose," 
 she said, with a listless look toward the 
 water. 
 
 "And how should I feel, after being 
 deliberately avoided by you for hours ? " 
 
 "You should feel," she answered, laugh- 
 ing lightly, "that I only fled to make you 
 come here after me. That would be feel- 
 ing very like a man." 
 
 "You are an amiable, merry soul, to- 
 night." 
 
136 
 
 AVEKY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 " Well. \\]\:\i would you have mo 1)0?" 
 
 llo Uaiii'd lownrd luT and a.^ain took her 
 Iiaud. siicakiu.n iu a low, iutonso touo, — 
 
 " 150 auanitoi, — bo a dovil, — bo au^'thiug 
 !)ut c'oniMii)ui)laoo ! " 
 
 Sho liirow otr his urasp and claspod licr 
 liandsbtloro her, but lookod him steadily in 
 tlie face. 
 
 " I mi^ht have been an ani^el," she said, 
 moasuivdly, "with more of an angelic 
 atinosphoro aronnil me in my life; and I 
 might bo a tlond situated just as I am here; 
 but you seem to think me commonplace, 
 after all." 
 
 " And I," he responded, " should be near- 
 er the angelic mood here than in any ollu'r 
 jilaee on earth. For in that liouse I lirst 
 met the only angel upon earth, — a true 
 wife; under those very trees we took our 
 lirst look forth npon a married futui'o, — 
 man's earliest heaven." 
 
 " Hypocrite ! " 
 
 She' uttered the word with a mingled 
 impatience and fury not to be described. 
 
 '•Iftliat is tlie meaning implied by my 
 words,! regret that they so misrepresent me." 
 
 " riato Wynne ! " exclaimed the govern- 
 ess, becoming more impassioned at his 
 coolness, "your words are not — never 
 were — any index of what j-ou really do 
 mean. If you come here to mock me Avith 
 tliom, let a sense of the mockery already 
 inflicted on me bj' these fools, here, — these 
 friends of yours, — preserve me from fur- 
 ther contumely. Go and talk of your 
 angels and j-our heaven to the senseless 
 girls \vho may liclieve yon." 
 
 A third time he took her hand, and again 
 carried it to his lips. He knew the power 
 of his touch. 
 
 "I need not go from you, most queenly 
 of governesses, to find belief for tlie only 
 words to which I myself attach anj^ vital 
 import." 
 
 "And what are they?" she asked, indif- 
 ferently, as at first. 
 
 " I love you! " 
 
 She stalled back from him Avith a half- 
 pleading look; but he had her imprisoned 
 in his arms in a second, and held her to his 
 breast as in a vice. 
 
 "You do believe that, woman!" — he 
 rspoke rapidly, but very clearly, — " and you 
 love me as my love deserves. Do not 
 struggle, — it is useless. Between a woman 
 like you and a man like me there need be no 
 waste of words. I know that your heart 
 is mine, and you know it. You are an 
 object of scorn, here, and the longer you 
 remain, the lower you will sink in your own 
 estimation — and mine. These people neg- 
 lect and insult you. Let me raise 3-ou 
 above them." 
 
 "Will you remove your arms ? " Slie spoke 
 verv<|niotly and without an ellbrt to release 
 herself. 
 
 "Do you wish it?" 
 
 "I do." 
 
 Ih' left her free at once, and leaned 
 against the tree as before. 
 
 "As you have said," was her answer: 
 "there is no need of superfluous words 
 between you and me. I am in your power. 
 WJiat are your commands?" 
 
 Mr. Wynne's face was in shadow and 
 its expression could not bo clearly noted, 
 but a hidden listener would h;ive inferred, 
 from his maimer of speaking, that he intend- 
 ed an ellect from his look no less than from 
 his words, — 
 
 "You have me far more in your power, 
 now, than you ever were iu mine. You 
 have already obeyed all the commands I 
 shall ever give you; and while I now ask 
 you to become my wife, I claim no more 
 right tliaii your own feelings may frct'ly 
 concede, to control your answer. Is that 
 answer, freely given, yes, or no?" 
 
 The music came to their ears in a pro- 
 longed cadence, and the leaves overhead 
 rustled fitfully in the breeze. The lirst, in 
 its checriness, reminded her of the world 
 fromA\liich slio was excluded; the last, iu 
 their desolate whispering, told her of the 
 world to which she was condemned. Her 
 answer was ready, — 
 
 "Yes." 
 
 He pressed his lips to her extended hand, 
 and thou upon her forehead. 
 
 " To-morrow, at noon, a carriage will be 
 here to receive j'on. Provided, of course, 
 that you agree with me in the conclu- 
 sion that j'ou cannot leave this place too 
 soon." 
 
 "Yes! yes!" slie replied, hurriedly, 
 " Please leave me now." 
 
 A curious change liad occurred in her 
 manner and voice, and the bold wooer hes- 
 itated. 
 
 " Leave me now ! " she repeated, vehe- 
 mently, and with a nervousness that would 
 have seemed more natural in a timid school- 
 girl ; "anything, anything to-morrow I " 
 
 The elegant gentleman was himself again, 
 and bowed the only answer a gentleman 
 could give to a request thus pereini)tory. 
 No sensitive, suspicious swain was he, to 
 dispute the mode of his dismissal. Satis- 
 lied with the point gained, he could bear a 
 woman's subsequent caprices philosoph- 
 ically, and without a care to fathom tlieir 
 mystery. So, with exem])lary quietude, 
 Plato Wynne emerged leisurely from the 
 grove and sauntered up the lawn. 
 
 Ho left his !)etr()ihed to cast one swift 
 glance after his retreating figure, and then 
 fixed a v.ild, frightened stare npon an 
 opening in the branches of the tree beneath 
 which he had stood. For, even in the last 
 moment of liis standing there, she had 
 seen, right al)ove his head, in an interval 
 of the (lark foliage, the sharii, l)lack oulliiio 
 of another liuman face. There it was, with 
 the clear gray sky liehind it, as distinct 
 and unmistakable as the tree itself. 
 
 While she looked, fascinated hy the 
 weird terror of the sight, — her lijis apart 
 and her hands clutching each otiier across 
 her tiirobbiiig hiart, — the spectral heail 
 seemed to fade slowly into a cluster of 
 
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 13: 
 
 leaves, and Something slid swiftly down the 
 trnnk and stood before her. 
 
 "To be his wife!" 
 
 There was enough light to reveal a great 
 beard, and long, tangled hair, and a form 
 clothed in coarse, unshapely habiliments. 
 There was enough light to show an arm 
 and hand pointing in the direction of the 
 fine gentleman's departure. 
 
 "You?" came lil^e a husky shriek from 
 the woman. 
 
 "To be Ills wife!" was repeated, in a 
 voice weak and low, but full of sorrowful 
 meaning. 
 
 The governess neither fled, nor called for 
 aid. One moment of bated breath, and 
 then her arms vrere about the neck of the 
 prowler and her hair mingled with his. 
 
 " Oh, you have come back to me again, 
 at last ! " burst from her lips like a great 
 sob. "What shall I do? Oh, what shall I 
 do?" 
 
 His claw-like hands trembled upon her 
 shoulders, as though fearful to meet about 
 her waist, and he spoke again in the same 
 weary, sorrowing way, — 
 
 "After what I have heard, there is noth- 
 ing to do but part again. I did not come 
 to reproach you, child. I have been wandei'- 
 Ing about hci'e all day to see you; and when 
 I climbed this tree, at last, it Avas because 
 I saw you coming this way, and wanted to 
 look upon you for a while before we spoke. 
 I would have made myself known when 
 that man was here, but I was afraid for 
 you." 
 
 " Poor soul ! " she murmured, softly strok- 
 ing his tangled locks ; ' ' how much you have 
 sutlered ! Come, sit down here with me and 
 tell me where j'ou have been." 
 
 She led him like a child to a rustic settee 
 imder one of the trees nearer the water, 
 and made him sit beside her. The last lin- 
 gering radiance of the dying day fell not 
 upon another such strangely mated pair. 
 
 The man's voice scarcely rose above a 
 wliisper as he said, — " I have wandered far 
 and wide, trying to forget you, him, my- 
 self, — everything. But I can't do it. Day 
 and night I can think of nothing but that 
 which has made me what I am. It will be 
 so until I die ; aud it is selfish in me to be 
 forever coming upon j'ou, as I do ; but I 
 can't help that, either. Perhaps, though, I 
 might have gone away to-night without 
 speaking to you, — satisfied with only look- 
 ing at you, — if I had not heard what I did 
 between you and that man. Child ! child ! 
 what have you done ? " 
 
 She sank down upon the dewy turf beside 
 his knees, and clasped her hands upon the 
 latter, in an attitude half of deprecation, 
 half of appeal. 
 
 "I have done," she replied, calmly, "all 
 that was left for me to do. My destiny is 
 stronger than my will, and has been ever 
 since I first saw Plato Wynne. If you, who 
 are a man, — God help us l)oth ! — have come 
 to what you are, because of Iiim, liow could 
 I, a woman, escape? Think of what I 
 18 
 
 have done ; think of my present situation. 
 I am miserable ! I am almost desperate. To 
 see you. as you are, to know of you Avhat I 
 do know, would alone be enough to make 
 me reckless of myself. As you say, we 
 must part again; we must talk together 
 stealthily, like two thieves, and tlien fly 
 from each other. Yes, yes, I know it well 
 enough ;" aud she bowed her face upon her 
 hands aud moaned. 
 
 " Vrell, well," muttered the weaker un- 
 fortunate ; " we are both on the high road to 
 maduess, I believe. I'm sorry I came here 
 at all. Get up, and let me go." 
 
 The governess rose mechanically to her 
 feet, and saw him rise, also, and prepare to 
 go, without sign of further emotion. Once 
 more the sound of the music came over the 
 lawn to mock her; once more the leaves 
 rustled to tell her she was outcast. It was 
 in the power of the broken scarecrow there 
 to have saved her even then. One word of 
 strong, protecting human love ; one touch 
 of a firm, caressing hand ; one look of in- 
 spiring sympathy aud daring, — would have 
 done it. But he ofi'ered no one of them. 
 There was not enough of his stronger man- 
 hood left in him to recognize and rescue 
 what there icas left of her gentler woman- 
 hood. 
 
 " Good-by," he said, in a feeble, hesitat- 
 ing, hopeless tone. 
 
 - "You have heard for yourself where to 
 find me next," was her cold, hard answer. 
 " Good-by." 
 
 With heavy, dragging steps he left her, as 
 a sullen beggar miglit have left the unlighted 
 shrine of Unchai-ity ; and the first stars of 
 the evening had been justified in thinking 
 him a murderer, too, when they looked down 
 upon where he had stood, and saw there a 
 woman prone upon her face on the grass. 
 
 Yet still the music rose and fell while the 
 archery guests danced gayly in tune ; the 
 leaves sighed and rustled in the freshening 
 air of night, and tlie sharp click of a horse's 
 feet on the road told that the King of Dia- 
 monds went riding to the city. 
 
 CHAPTER XXVII. 
 
 OLDEN GnST'S LEGACY. 
 
 I MX) not see Old Yaller again, and the 
 train of miserable memories awakened in 
 me by his goblin-like appearance and disap- 
 pearance in Cow Bay soon reverted to the 
 ever-ready slumber of boyish forgetfulncss. 
 But the gipsy goblin of my protector, the 
 dark and stealthy Juan, did not allow such 
 laying of ghosts in the breast of his old 
 friend ; for, from time to time, both lleese 
 and I caught sight of him flitting out of 
 wretched Italian dens, or around corners, 
 like a guilty genius of the sinister; and 
 Pecse never failed, on such occasions, to 
 Ijecome mom* ntarily uneasy and moody, and 
 predict "mischief." 
 
138 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 I slirink from conf(.v';sii\2C how many, many 
 months of my life were jiassed in IJack-and- 
 Rniii How. It has been a forced task to 
 describe in detail even its earlier days, and 
 I cannot but fear that some of my auditors 
 ■\vill have their nicer moral sensibilities 
 oflended by my introduction of scenes and 
 characters from a line of human existence 
 nnich below the lowest level to which the 
 fastidious permit their refined personal cog- 
 nizance to sink. Yet have I a hope, that the 
 merely curious observation of that young'er 
 self with which I am mentally identical while 
 writing of such scenes and characters, will 
 prove asufiiciently innocent medium to con- 
 vey the whole picture as innocently as the 
 oriiiinal was observed and wondered at. 
 
 With season succeeding season, and our 
 virtual imprisonment still remaining unre- 
 lieved, I gradualljMoecame thoroughly accus- 
 tomed to the nightmare kind of life, and 
 scarcely wished for a change. In fact, those 
 books in the loft Avere such a continual and 
 absorbing delight to me, and April Grey 
 such an all-suiUcieut companion, that my 
 particular world poised in the atmosphere 
 of sin and misery around it like a pleasant 
 dream in a deadly fever, and while its spell 
 lasted I was asleep to aught else than the 
 mere physical entity of things bej'ond. 
 
 Two or three times a day Mr. Grey would 
 come up and read with me, often explain- 
 ing those knotty sentences which fascinated 
 me in proportion to my difficulty in compre- 
 hending them, and occasionally interrupting 
 my studies with outbursts of raving over 
 his own and his child's misfortunes. At 
 first I was greatly surprised to find that, 
 notwithstanding the merciless blame he gave 
 himself for that child's unfortunate situa- 
 tion, he still permitted her to support him 
 with the scant proceeds of her musical 
 journeys ; but, as his mental condition be- 
 came more familiar to me, I formed a toler- 
 ably correct estimate of the utter wreck he 
 was, and no longer regarded him as enough 
 superior to myself to command an}' strong 
 interest. A child's judgment of a man, like 
 a woman's when unswayed by passion, is 
 pitiless as acute. I sf>eak, of course, of a 
 child at the maturity of childhood, when, in 
 point of perception and judgment, it is what 
 a woman remains all her life. 
 
 As for April, her few hours of rest from 
 work were divided between her father, the 
 books, and me. Being left my own master 
 after the memorable night at " Sportman's 
 Hall," it was my custom to slip some favor- 
 ite volume under my jacket when I supposed 
 the little girl to l)e at home, and then slip 
 doAvn through the intervening floors of 
 squalid wretchedness and noise to the dreary 
 basement, there to enjoy the treasure with 
 my old-womanly sweetheai't. If this hap- 
 pened after dark, each could take turn in 
 holding a cheap and dismal candle v\diile the 
 other read aloud (for April could read, 
 though with many superfluous "nows"), 
 Mr. (irej- sitting in a dark corner and dole- 
 fully watching us, or stretching himself upon 
 
 his comfortless mattress and staring blankly 
 for hours at the weighed and broken ceiling. 
 (_)n Siniilays, as neither of us dreamed of 
 church, April would pass half the day 
 in the loft with me and the dog. talking; 
 for we in some way adopted the notion that 
 it was wrong to read for pleasure on the 
 vSabbath, but quite proper to speak and think 
 as we pleased. Our conversations upon the 
 wickedness of other people in the house 
 were particularly earnest, I reraeml)er, and 
 strike me, when recurring to them now, as 
 having been singularl 3' coincident with Sun- 
 day Yjractice in larger and more aristocratic 
 circles. 
 
 Poor Mr. Mugses ! He never took kindly 
 to that life. From the night of our arrival 
 a change came over the animal. He lost his 
 spirits, became mopish, and would follow 
 me to and from the Italian's, where I took 
 my meals, with a drooping sluggishness 
 very diflcrent from his former activity. 
 Twenty times a day would he rise to his 
 feet with a sigh, walk innumerable circles 
 of undecided measurement, and then go 
 down with a thump, his countenance for 
 some minutes thereafter exhibiting an ex- 
 pression of grieving imbecility exasperating 
 to behold. Between him and his master 
 there was an unwilling coolness, owing to 
 the plaintive howl with which, at the most 
 unexpected times, he startled and enraged 
 the superstitious man; and, although I soon 
 discovered that this demonstration of his 
 was made only when the somewhat similar 
 noise of some drunken revellers' singing 
 came up from the rooms below, Reese never 
 could hear it without showing mingled fear 
 and anger. 
 
 Reese I mention last in my summary, be- 
 cause, from the time when he gave me that 
 broken sketch of his history, he was less my 
 companion than either of the others. Na- 
 tures not naturally strong can never volun- 
 tarily reveal much of themselves, privately 
 and individuallj', to their neighbors, Avith- 
 ont experiencing a subsequent fear of having 
 thereby put themselves to that extent in the 
 power of the latter. They feel the less in- 
 dependent for having confided in others ; 
 a vague sense of lessened importance and 
 suspicion of a disposition to take advan- 
 tage, torment them; and, after giving the 
 last spontaneous proof of friendship the 
 most free and actual, they cease to be 
 friendly, save by imaginary compulsion. 
 Thus, Reese, from the day of making 
 me his scarcely comprehending confidant, 
 sepmed to regard me with a certain awk- 
 ward shyness not devoid of irritable dis- 
 trust; and, although I could see that he 
 struggled to sui)press the feeling, he was 
 never quite the same with me again. For 
 days, and even weeks, he would be away, I 
 knew not where ; and, again, he Avould spend 
 day after day at Brignoli's, apparently in- 
 fatuated with the Italian girls. He said no 
 more of leaving the Points ; so far as I could 
 see, he cared no more about it ; but then he 
 no longer gave me his private thoughts. 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 139 
 
 On occasions, however, it was his fimcy to 
 assume somethini;: of his okl mauuer toward 
 me, and chancing to notice tlie " Treatise 
 on l)OOk-keeping," during one of these 
 spells, he reminded me of his promise to 
 teach me the art of keeping mercantile ac- 
 counts. 
 
 " Would you like to learn? " he asked. 
 
 " Oh, yes ! " cried I with my usual alacrity 
 for education. 
 
 Accordingly, on that and other following 
 Bights he gave me his company and ser- 
 vices as teacher of book-keeping by double 
 entry. 
 
 An odd-looking pair were we as we sat 
 upon the bare lloor of that sin-and-hunger- 
 crowning loft, with two lighted tallow 
 candles properly arranged on the table, and 
 the book upon the ground between us. 
 The floor was also "Journal "and " Ledger," 
 the columns for dates, dollars, and cents 
 being drawn thereon with a bit of chalk, 
 and tlie entries made with the same primi- 
 tive instrument. 
 
 Quite as deeply interested as myself, Reese 
 would explain to me a lesson in theory, 
 and then hand me the chalk and proceed to 
 practice, — 
 
 "Now, Glibun," he would say, " suppose 
 you buy forty pounds of sugar, and pay 
 read.v money for it, what entry do you 
 make ? " 
 
 To which I would laboriously reply, 
 chalking away as I did so, — "Why, I 
 Deb-it mer-chau-dise, and Cred-it cash." 
 
 "Suppose I buy the sugar of you and 
 give you my note for it ? " 
 
 "I Deb-it bills receivable and Cred-it 
 mer-chau-dise." 
 
 Could any one of our dissipated Irish 
 friends downstairs have looked in upou us 
 as we sat thus, with our candles, our book, 
 and our cabalistic chalkings on the floor, 
 he would liave taken us for magical hei*etics 
 working diabolical sorceries. 
 
 I liad brouglit Roderick Random tremen- 
 dously in debt to Don Quixote for "mer- 
 chandise," and was well under way v/ith 
 the former's account current from the 
 latter, when my vacillating tutor wearied 
 of the work and began to leave me alone 
 again for days and weeks. Then, one night 
 the dog awoke me with one of his longest 
 howls, and I heard, coming up from the 
 rooms beneath, a roaring and singing, so 
 hoarse and shrill, alternately, that the vocal- 
 ist might have emitted the unearthly sounds 
 under some instrument of torture. The 
 din was unusual, even for that foul temple 
 of tumult; and, while I listened with no 
 little dread, the singing was changed to 
 wild shouts, intermingled with the cries of 
 women; and a rushing noise, as of some 
 furious beast tearing through the hall, 
 brought the clamor right under the door of 
 the loft. Springing to the floor, I cautiously 
 opened the door just widely enough to per- 
 mit a view of the scene beneath, and be- 
 held a sight more frightful than any that 
 had gone before it. Struggling furiously 
 
 with four cursing and screaming women at 
 the foot of the ladder, was a half-dressed 
 man, whose starting eyes, disordered hair, 
 and hideous yells made me think at flrst 
 that he was drunk. The hall beyond ap- 
 peared to be swarming with wretches of 
 both sexes, some of whom held bits of 
 candles in tlieir claws, while all joined in 
 the general uproar; and, as the man's 
 struggles grew tiercer, two or three tattered 
 members of his own sex threw tliemselves 
 suddenly upon him and bore him to the 
 ground. After the crash came a lull for an 
 instant, but this was quickly broken by a 
 howling outburst of grief from one of "the 
 women, of whose words I could gather 
 little more than a repeated " Och, hone! 
 och, hone ! " 
 
 Then the fallen man renewed his strug- 
 gles, as the others dragged him towai'd one 
 of the rooms, and the woman howled 
 afresh. 
 
 " Sure, Mag, he's wild wid the poteen 
 this time," I heard one of the miserable 
 creatures say. 
 
 "Poteen is it?" screamed the howler. 
 "Isn't it the fayvar that's on him and '11 
 kill him? Didn't he bate me down wid his 
 two fishts and come fljan from his blessed 
 bed wid the tormints of it. Och, hone ! 
 och, hone ! " 
 
 "The fever!" 
 
 A score of harsh voices snarled the 
 dread word; and, with imprecations and 
 inhuman cries, the whole satanic crew 
 crowded and tumbled over each other 
 toward the nearest stairway. 
 
 Yes, the fever — bred of hunger, intem- 
 perance, and all uncleanness — had fallen 
 upon Rack-and-Ruin Row like the last 
 delirious excess of an orgie, when besotted 
 creatures sing, rave, reel, and fall. It had 
 come to give sin and misery the one dignity 
 that no height of station can exalt, that no 
 depth of degradation can lower — the 
 awful dignity of death. It had come, like 
 a hot breath from the furnace of which 
 Cow Bay was the caldron, to set the scum 
 seething in frantic torments of heat, and 
 burst a thousand bubbles of impure life into 
 as many noisome exhalations of corruption. 
 It had come like the last blow from offend- 
 ed Deity, to make the scarred flice of lowest 
 crime white with the only whiteness it 
 could know; and, perhaps, to flud, in fall- 
 ing, more than one jjoor, starved heart 
 never breaking uutil then, and so, in its 
 helplessness, iinding a mei'cy unknown to 
 the justice of man. 
 
 For, before another niglit closed upon 
 Cow Bay, scores of the distorted, bruised, 
 and dishonored images of God were turning 
 to sullied marl)le in Rack-and-Ruin Row, 
 with hags, harpies, and monstrous satyrs 
 wailing and blaspheming at the awful 
 change. The midnight murderer; the thief 
 of tlie highwa.v ; the blear-eyed, rag-hung 
 daughter of Waut and Wickedness; the 
 shamljling, shapeless goblin of Rum ; the 
 elf-haired, impish, claw-handed grotesque 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 of Cliiklliood ; — all staggered, stumbled, 
 and fell, under tiie lierce pestilence. In 
 one doorless, reeking den of a room, a 
 broken eiligy of a mother and two brawling 
 witch's children crawled about the heap of 
 straw whereon lay the dead luisband and 
 father. In another, somebody's wife, or 
 daughter, or sister was dying, without 
 one friend near to say, "It is better so." 
 In another, two children raved and strug- 
 gled together on tlie slippery and rat-eaten 
 floor, the while their parents sat upon the 
 straw in the corner and turned their red 
 e,yes on each other in maudlin abstraction. 
 Even in the narrow halls, and on the broken 
 stairs, creatures were delirious with the 
 fever, or dragging themselves along with 
 pitiable cries for air. 
 
 Through such scenes I wandered to and 
 from the street, unnoticed by any one, and 
 staring at all in alternate curiosity and lior- 
 ror. A few policemen and Catholic priests 
 appeared here and there on the third day, tlie 
 former seeming to have direction of several 
 shabby workmen who bore colHns of pine up 
 and down stairs. Once I attempted to descend 
 to the basement to And April Grey; but a 
 priest who was following a cofiin down, 
 requested a policeman to prevent my fol- 
 lowing, saying that it was no place for me. 
 I discovered, afterwards, that they carried 
 the dead down there, previously to conveying 
 them to burial vans outside, to avoid the 
 tottering front stoop. 
 
 At the Italian's I found Reese, Brignoli, 
 the two daughters of the latter, and an old 
 woman, — the other organ gangs having fled 
 at the first outbreak of the fever. All save 
 the first were gloomy and sullen; but Keese 
 laughed at their fears, and spoke of the 
 impending elections as a certain cure for 
 any sickness that the Five Points could 
 liarbor. He also made a display of consid- 
 erable mone.v, which he said was for the 
 votei's of the "straight-out Demolition 
 Ticket ; " and, when I bitterly reproached 
 liira for deserting me at such a time, he 
 angrily told me to " go home," or he would 
 indeed leave me for good. 
 
 Heartsick, and not daring to attempt 
 sleep, I sat up all that night, with my arm 
 about the dog, and my confused head resting 
 against the door of the loft. Dreadfiil 
 enough were the human sounds reaching 
 my ears there, — wails, and groans, and 
 ravings, mingled with drunken yells; but 
 ■worst of all were the startling noises made 
 by the rats. There seemed to be millions 
 of the latter, among the rafters over my 
 head, in the floor under me, between the 
 laths of the hall-walls, and even on the 
 ladder. TJieir shrill ecjueaks, sudden rushes, 
 and sounding falls were like ghostly coun- 
 terfeits of the other miserable sounds, and 
 I fancied that, at times, I could hear human 
 whispers in their racket. 
 
 Near morning I slept from exhaustion, 
 and was roused, again, soon after day- 
 break, by the whining of the df)g and the 
 voice of some one at the door. Upon open- 
 
 ing the latter, I found Reese standing on 
 the ladder, and was shocked at the pallor 
 of his face. 
 
 " Grey is down with the fever," he said, 
 in a suppressed voice, "and one of the 
 priests has sent word that he wants me. 
 You had better come down with me." 
 
 " You're afraid to go alone," I peevishly 
 exclaimed. 
 
 "I don't choose to, at any rate," he re- 
 plied, roughly ; " so do as I tell you." 
 
 Without further words we went down 
 through the plague-stricken rookery as 
 stealthily as cats, hurrying by doors and 
 doorless rooms, whence low, moaning 
 sounds spoke of inner horrors, ;ind gliding 
 past silent men who were burning collee and 
 other disiufectauts along the lower halls. 
 At the top of the basement stairway Reese 
 spoke to one of these men, — 
 
 " Are there any people down here? " 
 
 " Nobody but the people in the front 
 basement," was the answer. "The last of 
 the coffins was carried away last night; but 
 they gave the well ones a scare, and you're 
 the first that's oflered to go down this 
 morning. Are you the man the priest sent 
 for?" 
 
 "Yes." 
 
 " Then you'd better travel," said the man, 
 "for they're in a hurry for j'ou, I should 
 think. I was down, just now, to open the 
 windows, and the old man looked near 
 gone." 
 
 Down the dirty, cracking stairs we went; 
 and as Reese, after a moment's hesitation, 
 pushed open the well-known door and 
 entered INIr. Grey's room, I noticed that his 
 hand trembled very much and his steps 
 were hurriedly irregular. 
 
 What a scene was there ! Stretched on 
 his poor mattress, a mere spectre of what 
 was wan enough before, lay the unhapp}^ 
 master of that wretched retreat, his head 
 pillowed upon a roll of old clothing and his 
 form barely covered by a tattered blanket. 
 The colorless lips, sunken cheeks, and hair 
 matted to the temples with the chill moist- 
 ure of approaching dissolution, would have 
 been dreadful to sight, but for the strong, 
 peaceful light which shone in his eyes as he 
 turned them alternately from the sobbing 
 child on one side of him to the tall, black- 
 vestured man on the other. In the light 
 thus shining on life's last scene, he looked 
 younger and manlier, and more like his 
 child; and she, with her face hidden from 
 us on his breast, and arms clinging about 
 his neck, looked more like the bowed, 
 despairing creature he had been. 
 
 Seated on a chair beside the mattress, 
 was the sad-looking priest, holding in his 
 right hand a roll of paper and in his left a 
 prayer-book. 
 
 " Old friend," cried Reese, tremulously, 
 as he bent over the sick man and took one 
 of his nerveless hands, "I'm sorr}^ to see 
 you down." 
 
 A glance of recognition, and a feeble mo- 
 tion of the hand, were his reply. 
 
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 141 
 
 "Yoni name is Eeese, I presume," said 
 the i)riest, touching his arm. 
 
 "That is my name, sir." 
 
 " And this lad is your sou? " 
 
 "No." 
 
 The priest turned to the sufferer, "while 
 pointing to me, and asked, "Shall he re- 
 main, my son?" 
 
 The answering look appeared to be one 
 of acquiescence ; for the questioner noticed 
 me no more^ but spoke again to Reese, in a 
 low, clear tone. 
 
 "I have been "with this sick man for 
 some hours, and it is his request tliat I 
 should read, in your presence, a paper he 
 has given me. lie has told me that you are 
 his only friend here; and, on that account, 
 he would have you and his child hear what 
 he has "written." 
 
 With arms folded, and brows contracted 
 almost to a frown, Reese stood gazing fix- 
 edly upon father and daughter, as though he 
 heard not; and, after regarding liim ques- 
 tioniuglj^ for a moment, tlie priest softly un- 
 rolled the paper in his hand, and deliber- 
 ately read, as follows, — 
 
 "I. Olden Grey, pauper and outcast, of 
 the Five Points, mindful that ray days of 
 want and woe cannot be long protracted in 
 this miserable place, and that I have a child, 
 to whom her father's wretched history may 
 yet bring the friends he has not known, — 
 do here pen this sketch of my life, — my onlj^ 
 legacy to April Grey. 
 
 " What else can I give to her before I go ? 
 What other testimonial of me would appeal 
 for her so strongly to the charity and pro- 
 tection of any mortal with a human heart? 
 I trust God to lead her, when she reads it, 
 or hears it, from this black haunt of the de- 
 spairing and lost, to some ear of pity, some 
 soul of charity, — anywhere, to any one, than 
 here, and to those like her father. Heaven 
 help me ! I scarcely know what I write ; I 
 scarcely know what I hope. I only know 
 that, for weeks, months, more than a year, 
 I have been impelled, night and day, to pen 
 this confession for my child." 
 
 The reader paused. The same strong, 
 tranquil light beamed from the eyes of 
 Olden Grey ; the same fised stare was upon 
 him from the man with folded arms. I, 
 with heart full of awe and dread, stood fear- 
 fully beside the priest ; but the child shook 
 in her agony of grief, and "Father! Fa- 
 ther ! " broke, like a drowning call in the 
 night, from her smothered lips. 
 
 The priest read on. 
 ■ " These gray hairs, this bowed form, these 
 premature wrinkles, come of evil-doing and 
 remorse, not of lengthened years. Old as 
 I look, my age is barely forty-one. I was 
 born not many miles from Liverpool, on the 
 estate of ray father, an Honorable Captain 
 in the Royal Navy ; and, being an only 
 child, enjoyed much more indulgence and 
 luxury than were good for me, either men- 
 tally or morall}^ The death of my mother, 
 when I was about six years old, drove my 
 grief-stricken father nearly to distraction. 
 
 and induced him thereafter to obtain or- 
 ders for a foreign station from tiie Admi- 
 ralty; so that, wiiilc he sought solace for liis 
 sorrow by sailing across tlie world in liis 
 frigate, I was left in complete or])hanage, to 
 find comforters and associates in menials 
 and toadies. Naturally imperious in dispo- 
 sition, and prone to headstrong extremes in 
 everything, I was not long in making ray- 
 self the young tyrant of the estate. Nor 
 did the arrival, shortly after the captain's 
 departure, of my aunt and her son, prove 
 any material check to my capricious as- 
 sumptions. This aunt, Mrs. Keene by name, 
 was the widow of a poor Scotch army ofii- 
 cer, whom she had married, in defiance of 
 the most strenuous opposition froin her 
 family. Owing to this marriage, she and her 
 sister, my mother, had been totally alienated 
 from each other, until just before the deatli 
 of the latter, when the decease of Colonel 
 Keene produced a recouciliation, and the 
 widow attended my poor mother's funeral, 
 as tliird mourner. From tliis sad duty she 
 had returned immediately to her small 
 property in southern Scotland ; but was 
 scarcely there, before a hasty letter from 
 my lather notified her of his intention to go 
 immediately abroad, and invited her to as- 
 sume control of his son and establishment 
 during his absence. For reasons best 
 known to herself, she promptly accepted 
 this invitation, bringing her son with her; 
 and thus was I threatened witli suljjectiou 
 in the very hour when I fancied myself safe 
 from any species of authority. But, as I 
 have said, the advent of my aunt and cousin 
 did not really put any restriction upon my 
 dangerous freedom. Mrs. Keene was a tall, 
 stately, quiet lady, of about thirty-eight, 
 with regular features, flue eyes, and plenti- 
 ful brown hair; and I quickly discovered 
 that she could l)e nothing but gracious 
 mildness to me, however austere to others. 
 Indeed, she humored my boyish pride and 
 follies in a way to make them greater than 
 ever; and, upon my having a quarrel and 
 fight with her son, Brighton, she not only 
 bestowed all herresentment upon the latter, 
 but actually packed him off to a collegiate 
 boarding-school, near Southampton, there 
 to remain, as she told him in my presence, 
 ' until he had learned how to treat his su- 
 periors in life.' I felt sorry for the father- 
 less boy when he went crying away ; but 
 his mother's argument too well suited my 
 self-appreciation, to lessen her in my re- 
 gard ; and, from thenceforth, I looked upon 
 her as a sort of accomplice in all my mischiev- 
 ous doings, and gave her as much aflection 
 as could exist without positive respect. 
 When my father returned, he found matters 
 working so smoothly with us, apparentl}', 
 that he requested Mrs. Keene to continue 
 her guardianship, and then went ofl" again, 
 on another cruise, with his ship. Still an- 
 other such return and departure occurred, 
 before the Honorable Captain Grey finally 
 came home to stay, and to help his friends 
 of the Miuistrj' with his vote in the House 
 
142 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 of Commons. By that time, I was thirteen 
 years old. with a face and tiicnre as prepf)s- 
 ses.sing as my yontlifnl cliaracter was per- 
 verse. I'jion resnmins; his authority over 
 me, ray fatlier held a long conversation, rc- 
 spect-ing my future, with Mrs. Keene, the 
 result of which was, that Brighton was to 
 leave school, and teach me what he had 
 learned there, and then we were to repair 
 to Oxford together. My aunt evinced con- 
 siderable gratitude, on lier son's l)ehalf, at 
 this arrangement, and only waited to see 
 him duly installed, as my amateur tutor, 
 before returning to her home in Scotland. 
 The young man, who was some three years 
 my senior, came back from his studies, a 
 fine, manly illustration of his mother's quiet 
 beauty ; and would have won my heart, at 
 once, in any other position than one appar- 
 ently giving dominion over me. I was in- 
 clined to rebel boisterously against any 
 tutorship whatever, and treated the stu- 
 dent, at tirst, with systematic defiance ; but, 
 in a few days, he abashed me by boldly 
 taking my part, when ray father reprimanded 
 me for niy conduct, and, finally, won rae 
 over completely by soundly threshing the 
 son of a neighboring squire, who undertook 
 to punish me for writing love-letters to his 
 sweetheart. Having thus made me his 
 own, ray Avorthy tutor next gave mc to un- 
 derstand, by insinuation rather than in di- 
 rect terms, that if I would attend enough to 
 the superficialities of study to satisfy my 
 father, ho, Brighton Keene, would be ac- 
 commodatingly blind to any freedom of 
 conduct in Avliich I might choose to in- 
 dulge beyond the library limits. Only too 
 ready to join in this sinister compact, I 
 forthwith acquii'ed knowledge and evil in 
 about equal proportions, and laid the foun- 
 dation of all my future avocs, by practising 
 deliberate deceit against the fondest and 
 most indulgent of parents. When, at length, 
 Keene and I Avcre about to start for college, 
 intending to stop in London, on the way, 
 for our outfits, my father took us both by 
 the haud. 'Young men,' said he, showing 
 great emotion, ' I trust you to each other, 
 relying upon your principles of duty toward 
 mother and father, no less than upon j'our 
 gentlemanly ambition, to keep you true to 
 yourselves aud to the purpose for which you 
 go from home. You, Olden, will give me 
 cause of genuine pride as a father; and j'ou, 
 Brighton, will reflect honor upou that ad- 
 mirable lady, your mother.' 
 
 "I was touched by his manner, and re- 
 morsefully meant what I saitl when I gave 
 my promise. Keene, too, seemed deeply 
 moved ; but I could not help noticing that 
 all he promised Avas, to stand by me. He 
 liad a letter from ray aunt in his pocket at 
 the time, and, perhaps, acted according to 
 maternal direction. 
 
 " At any rate, we had no sooner reached 
 London than he at once threw aside all pre- 
 tence of scholastic propriety, and became 
 my willing companion in the opening career 
 of dissipation to which I speedily com- 
 
 mittted myself. Indeed, he became my 
 leader in tiie most dangerous of follies, — 
 gaming, — though simulating violent sornnv 
 thereat, when compelled to draw upon my 
 purse. He did not tell rae, in so many 
 words, to write fiilsehoods in response to 
 ray parent's letters of affectionate inquiry; 
 but he managed to hint that too much filial 
 honesty might lessen the monthly drafts 
 from home ; so I told my father that I was 
 trying to honor liis wishes, and promised to 
 confide, as he desired, in the judgment of 
 my adopted brotiier ! Yet, how frequently 
 did I feel tempted to confess my unworthi- 
 ness of so much love, and open my father's 
 eyes to the true character of ray companion ! 
 Alas ! that I did not. Let me hasten over 
 ray wild life at college ; ray graduation as 
 Master of Arts, with Keene, at the end of 
 our last term; and our second visit to Lon- 
 don. In the latter metropolis I had the 
 paternal consent to remain for some mouths 
 before going home. The high connexions 
 of our familj^ there, and the repute I had 
 gained for intellectual parts, procured me a 
 fashionable status at once, and invitations 
 to assemblies, routs, and elegant entertain- 
 ments of all descriptions, soon loaded my 
 dressing-table. With Keene ever at my 
 heels, to echo each bit of flattery and aug- 
 raent each vanitj% I plunged recklessly into 
 the vortex of stylish folly. I was courted 
 by male and female adventurers for my sup- 
 posed fortune, praised by elegant women 
 for ray good looks and impudence, and ral- 
 lied by lady-mothers on my dashing disre- 
 spect for tiieir sex. All this I might have 
 borne without serious contamination, for, 
 with all ray foolishness, I was not dishonor- 
 able ; but Keene's blandishments and Avily 
 temptations made me a persistent and reck- 
 less gambler, and, as a consequence, a con- 
 tinual liar to my still-unsuspicious father. 
 It was during the recess of parliament, else 
 had that father been there to see for himself. 
 Oh, if he only had been there, what a diffei'- 
 eut destiny were mine ! Deceiving hira, and 
 accustoming mj'self to so doing. Avere the 
 sins by which I ceased to be a gentleman, 
 and lost that moral pride of caste on which 
 alone my salvation hung. 
 
 "One morning, after a night of excite- 
 ment aud hea\'y loss at the roulette-ta1)le, 
 Keene proposed a trip to Eamsgate. My 
 aching head and guilty conscience made me 
 ready for any change, and I sullenly ac- 
 cepted the suggestion, little dreaming hoAV 
 great a change its adoption Avas to bring 
 me. On her Avay doAVU the river, the Rams- 
 gate steamer caught fire in some of the 
 AvoodAVork over the boiler, and although the 
 flames Avere extinguished Avithout even 
 necessitating a stoppage, the panic they 
 momentarily occasioned Avas sufficient to 
 dissipate my vapors like magic, and consign 
 a fainting girl to my arms. Angela Evans 
 Avas the name of the young lady thus 
 strangely cast upon my protection ; and, al- 
 though her terrified parents quickly relieved 
 me of my lovely charge, her remarkable 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 143 
 
 beauty had already worked my destiny. 
 She was the only child of a well-to-do Lon- 
 don tradesman, but an early knowledge of 
 this fact failed to cool my impetuous pas- 
 sion. Upon being formally introduced to 
 her just before reaching the pier, I spared 
 no pains to let her realize the impression she 
 had made, and left Keene to give such an 
 account of me to the tradesman as would 
 secure the complacency of the latter. What 
 my cousin thought of my conduct I could 
 not tell; indeed, I scarcely thought of him 
 for a fortnight, so absorbed was I in my new 
 pursuit; but when, after gaining Angela's 
 too-hasty consent to become mine, I glee- 
 fully imparted my good fortune to him, he 
 surprised me by exhibiting the bitterest in- 
 dignation, and threatening to acquaint ray 
 honorable father with mj^ intended mesalli- 
 ance. I, in turn, grew furious, passionately 
 accusing him of hypocrisy, and reminding 
 him that he had ever encouraged me to de- 
 ceive the father and uncle upon whose 
 bounty he was living. Exasperated as I 
 was, liis sudden coolness at my words did 
 not lessen my rage, and he well knew that 
 it would not. Instead of resenting my fiery 
 attack, he apologized for what he had said, 
 in the humblest manner, begged me to for- 
 get his ' hasty misconception of my pur- 
 pose,' and demurely hoped that ' the affair 
 might be so arranged ' as to prevent any 
 knowledge of it ever reaching my father's 
 ears. The insinuation was too plain to be 
 misunderstood. I loaded the scoundrel with 
 every epithet of scorn at my command, and, 
 maddened by the smiling sneer with which 
 he listened, I struck him ! The blow seemed 
 to carry a devil with it into his face and 
 leave it there ; for, in an instant, the man's 
 countenance glowed Avith an unutterable 
 malignity, and the hatred of an eternity 
 burned in his great eyes. We had been 
 standing face to face in my own apartment, 
 and, as he retired toward the door, he 
 pointed to me with a linger that traced 
 some sentence in the air. 
 
 " ' Cowardly fool ! ' he said, in a tone low- 
 ered from my ears to my heart, ' you have 
 wantonly struck the only friend between j'ou 
 and destruction. Now take your own way, 
 self-deluding libertine ! Marry a shopman's 
 daughter — heir-presumptive of a title ! 
 You have rewarded me for not ruining j'ou 
 a year ago, and I owe you more thanks for 
 what you have done than if you had handed 
 this wench over to me for my own. Pah ! 
 strike me again, if you wish to. You have 
 given me an argument, at last, wherewith 
 to justify myself for what it has always been 
 my purpose to do, justly or not. You have 
 given me (jood cause — mark me! a perfect 
 justification in any man's eyes — for hurl- 
 ing you to the dogs. And 1 will do it, — 
 you and your shop-girl ! ' 
 
 " Despising his threats as I did, there was 
 yet a calculating intensity in them to have 
 occasioned serious thoughts in any other 
 mortal than a headlong lover. Between my 
 contempt for him and my love for Angela, 
 
 ' his peculiar words lost their immediate 
 force, and, as he did not wait long enough 
 to let me kick him into the street, I soon 
 had no other feelings than pleasure at having 
 got i"id of him, and eagerness to salute mj'' 
 enchantress again. Common prudence would 
 have sent me home immediately, to be first 
 with my own story before my ever-indul- 
 gent father; but there w:rs no prudence in 
 me. I flew to Angela, and implored her to 
 be mine at once, before fate could separate 
 us. Bursting into tears, she told me that 
 her father refused to permit our marriage 
 until he should be assured that my parent 
 consented. In her tears she was wetdc, and 
 when I raved over the mercenary vacilla- 
 tions of old heads, and bitterly reproaclicd 
 the young heart that could temporize with 
 its own truth for them, she cast her arms 
 about me in affright, and consented to my 
 desire. We were secretly married that same 
 daj', and departed as secretly for Loudon, — 
 Angela leaving a letter of confession in her 
 mother's room, and I posting one to ray 
 father. 
 
 " Angela's parents followed us straight- 
 way to the city, and her father sought the 
 first opportunity to let me kno\v that he 
 should pnuish our disrespect of his wishes 
 by giving her no marriage portion. Al- 
 though this decision did not give me much 
 anxiety, — for I had no thought of failure in 
 my own monetary supplies. — it yet touched 
 my pride sufficiently to influence my "de- 
 meanor toward the tradesman, and our re- 
 lations had more of abstract politeness than 
 geniality in them. It surprised me to re- 
 ceive no answer to my first letter home ; 
 but inasmuch as the generous sum deposited 
 to my credit with my father's London 
 banker, on my second visit to the metrop- 
 olis, was not j'et entirely exhausted, I did 
 not think as much as I should have thought 
 of my father's ominous silence. In truth 
 my love for my wife Avas so extravagan.t and 
 iconoclastic, that, for a time, it left no 
 other image than hers in my mind, and 
 measured days only as the lengthening or 
 shortening shadows of that one image. It 
 was a love to regenerate me ; my graver 
 follies were extinguished by it; and had my 
 preceding life constituted any sort of basis 
 for its legitimate moral fruition I had been 
 changed b}^ its infiuence into a new creature. 
 Strange to say, I passed two whole years in 
 this love-life with scarcely a troubled 
 thought of my parent. Then, the death of 
 our infant gave me enough of a father's 
 deeper feelings to call vividly to my mind 
 the father to whom my duty was duo, and, 
 with a keen mingling of penitence and ap- 
 prehension, I sent another letter home. 
 This time there came a reply from my 
 father's own hand. It denounced me, in 
 the severest terms, for having brought 
 lasting shame upon an old and honorable 
 family, exiled me peremptorily and forever 
 from the paternal presence, and enclosed a 
 cheque for £500, as the last cent I nuist 
 expect to receive from an insulted and in- 
 
144 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 jurcd fofhev! I could hardly credit mj' 
 senses wlicu they interpreted these words 
 to me ; but soon the reality of my situation 
 grew plainer and I cowered nnder the blow. 
 It was not, however, until Angela per- 
 suaded nie to show her the letter, and, in 
 her great love for me, wept at its cruelty, 
 that I became passionately rebellious 
 against the paternal decree, and indignantly 
 resolved to see my ott'ended sire at once. 
 Taking my wife with me to Liverpool, and 
 leaving her there, I proceeded in furious 
 haste to the home of my undisciplined 
 childhood, and burst unannounced into the 
 presence of my father. He was seated in 
 his library, I'eading; and, though changing 
 color at my rude entrance and disordered 
 appearance, gave me not the least sign of 
 welcome. ' Well, sir,' he said, very coldlj', 
 ' what do you mean by this uninvited and 
 unmannerly intrusion ? Are j'ou mad, or 
 have you forgotten my express commands ? ' 
 His careworn look spoke louder than his 
 tongue. Panting with emotion I fell upon 
 my knees and strove to take his hand. 
 ' Father ! ' I cried, ' what has turned you so 
 bitterly against me, your only child? What 
 unpardonable crime have I committed, to 
 be treated in this manner? In all that I am 
 conscious of having done to ofiend you, 
 dear sir, the thoughtlessness of misguided 
 youth has been my greatest sin. Will you 
 not at least shake hands with me, my 
 father?' 
 
 "Snatching away the hand I sought to 
 seize, he arose from his chair and spurned 
 me pitilessly. 
 
 "'Call me anything but father!' he ex- 
 claimed, hastily; 'I am your father no 
 longer. Go back to j^our new kindred, 
 unworthy young man, and, in their ap- 
 propriate society, learn the arts and sciences 
 of barter. Throw aside the honorable name 
 you have disgraced, and, upon that con- 
 dition, only, I will see that you never 
 starve.' 
 
 " ' Sir,' I ci'ied, starting indignantly to 
 my feet, ' something more than my marriage 
 with a woman to honor any estate is ac- 
 countable for this treatment from you. No 
 longer as a sou will I address you, since 
 you discard me so arbitrarily; but, as a 
 gentleman, I demand to kno\v who it is 
 that has poisoned your whole nature 
 against me? ' 
 
 " The proud old captain gave .me a smile 
 to Avhich a frown would have been caress- 
 ing, and replied, — 
 
 " ' Brighton Keene.' 
 
 " He evidently expected to strike me 
 dumb with the name, and I did indeed reel 
 and catcli my breath. Let the fact plead 
 for me ; let it palliate some of my wayward- 
 ness with the key it affords to my natural 
 character; — I had never, for one instant, 
 thought of attributing my calamity to my 
 cousin. 
 
 " ' Brigliton Keene? ' I gasped, a flood of 
 light })reaking upon me in a moment. 
 
 "'Yet},' was his harsh reply; and with 
 
 something of triumph in it, too; for he 
 mistook my horrified astonishment for the 
 confusion of guilt surprised; 'yes, presum- 
 ing gentleman ! He who would have kept 
 you upriglit when you persisted in falling 
 into every dissipation; he who would have 
 restrained you when you squandered A)r- 
 tune and honor at thegaming-tal:)le ; he wlio 
 warned you of my displeasure when you 
 sought a wife from the ral)ble ; he whom * 
 you struck in tlie face for his fidelity to my ■ 
 trust in him ; he whom I have taken to the * 
 heart and place no longer yours. You have 
 your answer, gentleman ! ' 
 
 "I rushed headlong from his presence 
 with brain on fire and a thousand murder- 
 ous impulses flashing across the stormy 
 blackness of my despair. Coming upon a 
 servant in the garden, I asked for my 
 cousin, and was told that he had gone to a 
 neighboring village, but would be back 
 presently. The man gave me a look of 
 recognition in a double sense, as he said it, 
 and I knew that he would not betray me. 
 Procuring a pair of pistols, I took my place 
 at the park gate, and there awaited Brigh- 
 ton Keene. Presently he came riding up, 
 mounted upon a favorite horse formerly' 
 ridden by me and wearing a suit I had given 
 him in London. The horse was right 
 abreast of the steward's lodge when I 
 bounded from the hedge and swiftly 
 dragged my maligner from the saddle, 
 checking his instinctive call for help with 
 my hand on his white throat. ' Treacherous 
 scoundrel ! ' I hissed in his ear, ' you well 
 know why I am here. I have pistols with 
 me. Will you fight me like a man, on this 
 very spot, and now ; or must I strangle you 
 like a dog? ' 
 
 " Pale as a ghost, and making no attempt 
 to speak, he reached toward the weapons in 
 my breast. One of these I permitted him to 
 take ; but no sooner had I released his 
 throat, than he suddenly presented the 
 pistol and snapped it in my face. The 
 coward had no opportunity to repeat his 
 treachery ; for, in another moment, he was 
 gasping on the sod with a ball througli him. 
 Giving a hysterical laugh, I threw down my 
 pistol and fled from the accursed scene. 
 Rejoining my agonized wife in Liverpool, I 
 told her, in a few hurried words, wliati had 
 done, and expressed my determination to 
 embark for America in a vessel sailing with- 
 in the hour. Slie, Avith no other prepara- 
 tion than a hasty and guarded letter to her 
 parents, was ready to go with me to the 
 world's end, if need be, and before the sun 
 went down we were homeless fugitives 
 upon the trackless sea. We arrived in New 
 York early in June, and, after stopping for a 
 week at a hotel in Greenwich Street, under 
 assumed names, the advice of a kind-hearted 
 Commissioner of Emigration decided us to 
 go westward in seai'ch of a living. After 
 pawning some of our clothing to raise the 
 means of travel, we repaired to Illinois, 
 (near Jacksonville), where a wealthy farmer 
 readily found a place for my wife as au 
 
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 145 
 
 uiiper house servant, and for me as a driver 
 of stock. Unaccustomed as I was to trace 
 God's just band in all human mutations, I 
 loolvcd upon m3'self as tlie hapless victim of 
 evil in others, not of my own folly ; and the 
 agony of seeing my patient wife reduced to 
 sei'vitude, added thereto, not only excluded 
 me from the blessing of penitential resigna- 
 tion, but rendered me still less worthy of 
 an}' relieving mercy from the Lord and 
 Saviour I had forgotten. A year rolled 
 around, and with tlie next spring came a 
 daughter to our arms, and the intelligence 
 that my wife's father had died, leaving her 
 the possessor of £20,000 in drafts on New 
 York. Thus Avere we suddenly lifted from 
 disgrace and want to prosperity again, and 
 we called our darling April, from tiie month 
 of clouds and sunshine in which she was 
 born. Taking leave at once of our western 
 refuge and our assumed name, we came 
 back to this city and resumed our proper 
 mode of living. No one cared to inquire of 
 our precedents ; we -were rich, we were 
 Europeans, and the trading aristocracy of 
 the shopkeeper's metropolis asked nothing 
 more to make our home its shrine of fash- 
 ion. I might have commenced a new and 
 better life then, had not mj' restoration to 
 something of my old rank l^rought with it 
 a spectre unknown to my adversity on the 
 prairies. I began to think of Keene's pale, 
 twitching face upturned from the gi'ass; 
 day and night a relentless ghost stood be- 
 tween me and all else, and my peace was 
 gone forever. As in life, so in death it led 
 me toward destruction. It led me again 
 from home and love ; it taught me to de- 
 ceive love again; it led me to the gaming- 
 table for relief; and one night it led me 
 back, home, a beggar ! 
 
 " Yes, Brighton Keene ! yon did this ; 
 and I saw that moving finger of yours point- 
 ing to my wife, when I reeled into the 
 dimly-lighted room on that early morning, 
 and beheld her sleeping on her knees be- 
 side the bed of our child, with her tired 
 head resting on the tear-wet pillow. I saw 
 j'our finger there ; and I read in your eyes 
 that your lost soul hoped she would not for- 
 give me ! 
 
 " She awoke to learn, from my self-accus- 
 ing lips, that beggary had followed neglect: 
 that the reckless gamester had finished 
 what the graceless husband had begun. 
 She awoke, to hang upon my neck in the 
 face of that ghost, and say, ' We have God, 
 our child, and each other, left! ' 
 
 "Keene disappeared at the words. He 
 did not return when we sank with our 
 home to abject poverty in one of the poor- 
 est parts of the city ; he kept under the 
 grass while I toiled daily as a common 
 laborer, and Angela sewed for a weekly 
 pittance. One night, as we sat over our 
 poor meal, the woman who had borne every 
 wrong from me without munnuring rebuked 
 me sharpl_y for spilling my tea upon the 
 patched table-cloth. I answered, with some 
 bitterness, that such a cloth was past injury ; 
 19 
 
 she retorted v/ith the words, ' You have 
 made it what it is ! ' and met my stare with 
 a fixed frown. Aghast I looked at her, and 
 then, like the riving of every heartstring 
 came the discovery, that my wife was 
 homely ! 
 
 " It went to my heart a very death to the 
 last fair hope of my life; and, as I drew 
 my tortured eyes away from the changed 
 fiice, and groaned under the shock, tliey 
 rested on Brighton Keene. He stood near 
 the door, pointing at her. Uttering a wild 
 oath, I sprang from the table, hastened 
 madly forth with the ghost ; and was from 
 
 that hour a drunkard 
 
 Once more he was Avith 
 
 us ; standing between Her comfortless pal- 
 let and the low cot of our child; wliilst I, 
 shivering in my rags, stood on Her other 
 side, Avatchiug Her — and Him. He pointed 
 then to the child, Avith that Avritiug fore- 
 finger, and looked intently at Her, — not at 
 me. 
 
 "'My poor little one!' murmured the- 
 suflTerer. 
 
 " I knelt beside the pallet with a stony" 
 calmness bred of the aAvful instant wheu' 
 my immortal soul seemed alreadj' lost. 
 
 " ' Angela,' I Avhispered, ' thei'e is another- 
 than oiirseh'es and April in this room.' 
 
 " ' Who Avill take care of my poor little- 
 one?' she moaned, starting up in bed aucli 
 looking toAvard the cot of the sleeper. 
 
 " Still possessed with that aAvfal calm- 
 ness, not of myself, I folded my ragged.1 
 arms about her. 
 
 "' My wife, heed Ilim not. My darling,, 
 heed Him not. Don't let Him make our 
 child a witness against her father and your 
 husband in such an hour as this. We are 
 all starving, — my lieart is breaking. O- 
 God ! give me Her forgiveness in thine !' 
 
 " She turned to me without a froAA'n on. 
 her face ; her eyes deadened for an instant, 
 and then flashed full of her earliest love; 
 she was beautiful to me again : ' Dear Iius- 
 band, forgive — ' Her arms raised to circle 
 my neck as of old ; then slipped aAvay from 
 me as her head fell upon my shoulder. 
 
 "She was dead; — and Bi'ighton Keene 
 had left me forever! 
 
 " I can Avrite more calmly of this than of 
 any other event in my married life; for I 
 know that Heaven Avas more than merciful 
 in sparing that matchless Avoman the sight 
 of Avhat I am noAV, — of Avhat I haA-c made 
 our child. To have seen this natural and 
 fearful end of my folly and madness, Avould 
 liaA'e been not to forgive. 
 
 " Here, in a damp, miserable cellar of the 
 Five Points, a half-crazed pauper Avrites his 
 story for a begging accordeon girl ! Is 
 this indeed the end of all? . . . I must 
 cease Avishing for death in her presence ; I 
 must make her thinli me happ}'; and so 
 keep from her childish mind the sense of 
 her position that might, from its very hope- 
 lessness, make her feel the more of the con- 
 tagious curse of the place. I must let Reese 
 read this confession, sometime, and make 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 him promise to take licr away from here 
 when I am y:oiie. I must — 
 
 " O tlioa loiig-offemlod Deity ! what must 
 I do? Wliat can I really do, but de licatc 
 this lejracy of April Grey's to the protector 
 of the innocent, no less than the deserter 
 of the guilty, and seal it with an unworthy 
 father's tear?" 
 
 The voice of the reader trembled with 
 irrepressible emotion as he enunciated \^\c 
 hist words ; and, while the child of An- 
 gela's luisl>and moaned upon her father's 
 breast, and I hung down my head and wept 
 in sympathy, he solemnly knelt beside the 
 dying man, and said, — 
 
 " ]\ry son, your sins have been great; but 
 it may please a merciful Creator to weigh 
 your snfterings against them. I find that 
 yon are not of my faith ; but in this, your 
 full and free confession, I see hope that the 
 Holy ]\Iother of God may absolve you 
 through the last office of the only true 
 church. Your chikt I will take with me to 
 a place where good sisters will keep her 
 safe from harm until the right friends for 
 her shall be found. This I promise you." 
 
 I looked at Olden Grey, because 1 dared 
 look at no one else, and saw the peaceful 
 face brighten for an instant, and then begin 
 ■to change awfully. 
 
 " Look at the child ! " cried a voice that 
 was almost fierce in its sharpness; " is she 
 •dying, too ? " 
 
 The priest and I both raised our eyes in- 
 voUmtarily to where Reese stood. 
 
 " She has fainted," said the priest, " and 
 lier ftithcr is too far gone to know it." Aild- 
 ing, with a touch of awe in his grave mau- 
 mer, " It is a mercy to both." 
 
 Reese turned a haggard face upon the 
 -speaker, and dropped his arms to his side 
 .as though hopelessly resigning his heart to 
 something against which he had striven to 
 guard it 'oy his first attitude. " You are a 
 good man," he quietlj'^ remarked, " if you 
 are a Catholic. You are a better man, too, 
 a far better man, to take the girl, than I am. 
 Poor Grey " — his tones sank to a hoarse 
 ■\vhisper — " is dying, then ? I always thought 
 that man had a ghost in liis face ; I always 
 thought he had a ghost in his face." 
 
 Saying these last woi-ds audibl.v, but ap- 
 parently to himself, he turned his gaze to 
 the bed again, shook his head regretfully, 
 and walked slowly from the room. 
 
 I stole away after him in a couple of mo- 
 ments, and found him standing under the 
 stoop, witii his arms folded again, his face 
 even paler than before, and his eyes staring 
 dilatedly at vacancy across the street. I 
 touched him, and he smiled foolishly, and 
 said that he must have been dreaming. 
 
 CHAPTER XXVIII. 
 
 TEE LAST DAT. 
 
 I OKUTAixLY felt a kind of frightened pity 
 for Mr. Grey, and a hearty sympathy for 
 
 poor little April; but, upon regaining the 
 loft, I found myself thinking more of the 
 strange story read by the priest than of the 
 suftering I had witnessed. To hear such a 
 tale riglit from the very paper on which it 
 had been written, and in the presence also 
 of two of its actors, was an actuality of 
 romance producing a stranger eflect upon 
 my imagination than even Roderick Random 
 had done; and in the solitude of that queer 
 Cow Bay lil)rar,y of mine, I sat and specu- 
 lated upon Brighton Keeue and his victims 
 until the dying father and fainting child 
 downstairs were as the inconsistent figures 
 of a dream to me. After such a close ac- 
 quaintance with the stuff that books are 
 made of, I felt no inclination to resoi't to 
 the staler stuff on the shelves; but Avas 
 seized with a misty sort of desire to write 
 something for myself. A stubby wooden 
 pencil belonging to Reese w'as on one of 
 the shelves, and simultaneously with my 
 wish for paper came the recollection that 
 the " Treatise on Book-keeping " contained 
 quite a number of nearly blank leaves. In 
 no little hurry I got down that least roman- 
 tic of volumes, opened it upon the table, 
 and could scarcely contain myself until I 
 had written that standard imprimis, "There 
 was once a man." 
 
 That assertion, at once definite and non- 
 committal, being fairly inscribed, time and 
 trouble fled away, and I plunged excitedly 
 into an imaginaiy world of astonishing 
 occurrences. I played Providence to that 
 world with just the same lack of logic and 
 coherency that mistaken piety too often 
 attributes to the Providence of this; and 
 the way I shaped the extraordinary destiny 
 of the " man" who " was once," is to this 
 day one of my most amusing recollections. 
 I made that man's short and eventful life an 
 ingenious combination of Mrs. Fry's Sun- 
 day literature, Mr. Grey's pistolling work, 
 and Roderick Random's general exploits; I 
 attired him in a gorgeous costume, whereof 
 each piece must have belonged to a difler- 
 ent century, and I charged him Avith so 
 much slaughter for the attainment of a wife, 
 that he might have had a separate ghost for 
 every hour of the day. 
 
 Not until nightfall did I give a moment's 
 rest to this pretcrnaturally active and inco- 
 herent adventurer; and I only relinquished 
 him then because his last murder (of a 
 couple of singularly timid robbers) brought 
 him riglit against a column of figures in 
 "Profit and Loss Account," and because 
 hunger began to render me too malignant 
 with my other characters. I found myself 
 writing of the " hellish designs " of some- 
 body ; and then it was time for me to go to 
 supper. 
 
 The journey down through those ranges 
 of fever-stricken dens again, and the moans 
 sounding here and there al)ove the chatter- 
 ing of half-intoxicated women, drew my 
 thoughts back to the scene of the morning; 
 and my heart beat quickly as I went down 
 the ladder from the stoop, and hurried past 
 
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 the basement window without courage to 
 look in. I expected to find Reese at Brig- 
 uoli's; but lie was not there, and neither 
 the lowering old Italian nor his daughters 
 could tell anything of his wliereabouts. On 
 my return from my combined dinner and 
 supper, however, I found him at tlie foot 
 of the stoop ladder, and was sententionsly 
 informed tliat he designed ascertaining how 
 Mr. Grey did before going upstairs. So, up 
 to the loft I repaired once more alone, 
 noticing — not for the first time, either — 
 that nearly all the ragged, goblin children 
 who formerly swarmed in the passages and 
 on the stairs, had disappeared. Now and 
 then one would sprawl in a doorwaj' ; but 
 the swarm was gone ; the miserable old 
 tenement missed the j'ells of children, and 
 was much the drearier therefrom. 
 
 Wretchedly depressed in spirits I regained 
 the society of tlie lethargic Mr. Mngses ; and, 
 after feeding him with sea-biscuit and sau- 
 sage from Brignoli's, I lighted a candle and 
 sat desperately down to read. I cared not 
 to write then. 
 
 When Reese came np, some two honrs 
 subsequently, I threw aside the book, and 
 asked how Mr. Grey was doing. 
 
 "He needs less sympathy than we do," 
 was the evasive reply, the speaker throwing 
 himself heavily upon the settee and wear- 
 ing an expression of countenance anything 
 but happy. " What an infernal fiite there is 
 in my being kept cooped-up here in thePoints 
 so long ! I feel like suicide every time I 
 come up those stairs. But day after to- 
 morrow's election day, and if I can only 
 buy enough Irishmen to give Judge 
 O'Toole's son the votes he wants for the 
 legislature from this ward, — you under- 
 stand ? — O'Toole has promised to make it 
 all right for me to clear from here in 
 another week." 
 
 His face grew quite animated at this 
 prospect, but clouded again immediately 
 with a new thought, — 
 
 " Who do you think I saw across the 
 way this morning, — watching me, too ? " 
 
 "Juan?" 
 
 " No. I've seen him dogging around the 
 Bay often enough; but it wasn't him. 
 Upon the whole, j'oungster, I don't think 
 I'll tell you who I thought it was." 
 
 I was too familiar with his caprices to 
 mind this one. In fact I did not care to 
 know whom he had seen, though I was 
 determined not to be put off with his un- 
 satisfactorj^ reply to my first question. 
 
 "You have not told me yet, Mr. Reese," 
 said I, "howpoor Mr. Grey gets along." 
 
 "Dead!" he exclaimed. "If you must 
 know everything, he's dead ! dead ! dead 
 as a door-nail! Now I don't want to talk 
 to you any more to-night. I'm blue enough 
 without thinking of dead men. Go on 
 with your book, or go to bed. I'm going 
 to sleep." 
 
 Dead ! I had no wish to talk more. The 
 word had an awful sound to me, though I 
 realized very little of its full meaning. I 
 
 went to bed softly, and thought sorrowfully 
 of April until I sluml)ered. 
 
 Early in the morning, while my unstable 
 companion yet lay sleeping, I slipped down 
 the ladder and stairways to the base- 
 ment, drawn thither by an irresistible curi- 
 osit,y. At the door of the room I paused 
 and listened ; and, as no sound came from 
 Avithin, I turned the battered knob and 
 timidly entered. No one was there. The 
 mattresses, the paper curtains, the chairs, 
 all were in their old places ; but no one was 
 there. Surprised at the lonelj' and desolate 
 look of the apartment, I retreated to the 
 entry w^ith some precipitation, and met a 
 woman coming down the stairs with a sick 
 child in her arms. 
 
 "Can you tell me, ma'am," I asked, "where 
 the little girl, that used to live in that room, 
 has gone to? " 
 
 Yes, she could tell me something about 
 her. The old man was carried away in a 
 coffin last night, and the girl went away at 
 the same time with a priest. The doctor 
 from the Almshouse, who was attending 
 the sick on the first floor, made them bury 
 their dead almost before the breath was 
 out of them. She — the woman — was going 
 into that very room to see if she couldn't 
 get some air for her child. 
 
 I let the poor creature pass me, and then 
 I sat down upon a step and cried heartily 
 for my lost sweetheart. I could scarcely 
 appreciate the highest value of a father, 
 yet I was sure that April must have loved 
 hers much more than I loved mine ; and, 
 besides, like me, she had no mother. I 
 am glad to remember how bitterly I cried 
 for another's troubles in that dark, damp 
 cavern of an entry ; for the very refinement 
 of my feeling was a proof of liow far God 
 had preserved my young heart from the 
 contagion of wickedness in that terrible 
 place. 
 
 Reese was pacing the floor when I re- 
 turned to him, and immediately noticed my 
 red eyes and trembling lips. He, too, 
 looked downcast and disordered, and when 
 I related what had happened, he pressed a 
 hand to his forehead and stared gloomily at 
 the floor. 
 
 "I feel very unwell myself," said he; 
 "my head feels ready to split and I have 
 had crazy dreams. Rumsey died yesterday, 
 too. They have a headache, first, I believe." 
 Then, resuming his walk, he added, — " I'd 
 about as soon die outright as be worried to 
 death with the nervousness that's hung 
 about me these three or four days. But 
 let's go down to Brignoli's and get some 
 breakfast," he continued, tossing his hat 
 upon his head and pretending to shake off" 
 his presentiments of evil; " we're worth a 
 dozen dead men yet; and as to-morrow's 
 election, and to-night's a mass meeting out 
 here by the Park, there's a prospect of some- 
 thing lively at last." 
 
 I was afraid that he felt really sick, and, 
 at the thought, what affection he permitted 
 me to feel for him came to the surface again. 
 
148 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 " If 5'ou have the fever, I'll take care of 
 you," was ni}' impulsive remark. 
 
 It seemed to put him into a better humor 
 immediately. He held me by the hand all 
 the way to our dingy eating-house, and 
 paid more attention to me than to the girls 
 during the meal. 
 
 I left him on the sidewalk paying election 
 money to iialf-a-dozen sinister-looking den- 
 izens of the Bay when I went back to the 
 loft, and did not see him again until nearly 
 noon, when he came boisterously up the 
 ladder greatly excited, followed closely by 
 another man. Tlie dog Ijarked, I stared 
 from my book in unspeakable amazement, 
 and the pedler whose sudden visit to the 
 gipsy camp aftbrded me such entertainment, 
 and perplexitj' at the time, stood grinning 
 familiarly in my face. A coat of mixed gray 
 stutf buttoned to the neck, and a jockey cap 
 aslant over his keen eyes, changed his aspect 
 somewhat, and vaguely reminded me of 
 somebody I had seen elsewhere than Avith 
 the gipsies ; but he was unmistakably the 
 pedler, for all, and I answered his nod of 
 recognition with one of like kind. 
 
 " Well, this sky-parlor ;s jolly ! " exclaimed 
 he, drawing up his shoulders and taking iu 
 every object with one sweeping glance. " It's 
 precisely the apartment in a private house, 
 neatly furnished, for a bachelor with one 
 child. Access to a good library if desired, 
 and windows commanding a fine view of the 
 sky. Reese, my boy, you're better off than 
 I thought you. Onlj^ if I was you, I'd take 
 a dollar or so for myself from O'Murphy's 
 allowance for voters and buy an extra bed- 
 stead." 
 
 "Oh, confound the bedstead!" cried 
 Reese, pushing a chair toward the pedler, 
 and taking a seat himself on the table. " I'll 
 turn the whole establishment over to you 
 to-morrow, if what you tell me is true. 
 Come, Ketchum, stop skylarking with that 
 dog and just give me the story over again." 
 
 My protector was evidently under the in- 
 fluence of some very strong feeling; for his 
 eyes sparkled with it, and he pinched his 
 chin and cheeks as though trying to make 
 sure of being awake. 
 
 "All true as gospel," returned the other, 
 twirling the chair about on one leg. " The 
 old governor is dead, his lawyer, who is 
 executor, too, has got the will, and he sent 
 me to hunt you up. I don't know just what 
 the sum is, but it's something jolly. You're 
 in a ticklish fix, though, about that business 
 with Hugo, you know." 
 
 "Bah!" exclaimed Reese, snapping his 
 fingers, " I'm working up the election down 
 here for a man who'll see that any indict- 
 ment against me is put out of the way in 
 less than a week. But this thing takes 
 away my breath, fuirlj'. I can hardly be- 
 lieve it yet! I hardly know as much about 
 my family as you do ; and as for the old 
 man remembering me, — why, I'd as soon 
 expect a testimonial, — you understand? — 
 from the Tract Society." 
 
 After some further talk of this kind. Reese 
 
 persistently questioning the truth of the 
 story, and Mr. Ketchum as persistently re- 
 adirming its truth, the two men tinally went 
 down from the loft together, leaving me to 
 make what I could of their conversation. 
 I did try to draw some definite idea from 
 it ; but, faiiiug in this, I was about reverting 
 to my l)ook again, when Reese came leaping 
 up the ladder once more, without the ped- 
 ler, and began dancing around the place like 
 a maniac. 
 
 " What ails you? " questioned I, in alarm. 
 
 " Good luck ails me ; good luck ! " shouted 
 he, bringing up against the cupboard, and 
 leaning there while he panted for breath. 
 " I'm a made man, my dear fellow, and you 
 never could guess what a good thing it may 
 be for you, too. I shall be able to live like 
 an honest Christian once more, — j'ou un- 
 derstand? — for there's money left to me by 
 an uncle I haven't heard from this many a 
 year." 
 
 " I'm glad of that," said I ; "but he isn't 
 my uncle, too, — is he ? " 
 
 Reese gave me a sharp look. 
 
 "Not ex-actly. Don't you mind who he 
 was, Glibun. It's enough for you to know 
 at present that this is our last day here. I 
 wouldn't be here for another hour if it was 
 not for the election. Doesn't it sound like 
 a miracle to talk about this beiug our last 
 day, after what we've gone through in this 
 death-hole ? — It does to me, my dear fellow." 
 
 "Poor April Grev! I wonder where she 
 is?" 
 
 " We'll find her and take care of her for 
 her folks in Euglaud. I'll have money 
 enough." 
 
 "And you won't make me go back to 
 father?" 
 
 "If I'd had that in my mind, youngster, 
 I'd have done it before this." 
 
 "Was Mr. Ketchum the one you thought 
 you saw across the street, yesterday ? " 
 
 Reese's countenance fell at the question, 
 and he hesitated awhile before answering. 
 
 " N-n-no. But don't let's talk about that." 
 
 I was still without au}^ very definite idea 
 of just what had happened, yet the exhilar- 
 ation of my corapaniou cheered me con- 
 siderably. Until the breaking-out of the 
 pestilence in Rack-and-Ruiu Row I had 
 not been positivelj- unhapiDy there ; I was 
 at least free from ill-treatment and fear of 
 my father; yet the idea of escaping from 
 thence gave me a thrill of pleasure not un- 
 like what a prisoner might have felt on 
 finding his dungeon doors unlocked. 
 
 At various times during the day Reese 
 came to me, to see, as he said, how I was 
 getting along, and displayed altogether so 
 much afl'ection and high spirits that one 
 would scarcely have taken him for the same 
 being as his yesterday's self. He promised 
 me that I should take the books when we 
 went away on the morrow, predicted for 
 me a great treat in the mass-meeting to be 
 held that night, and even declared that 
 Mr. Mugses should also be present at the 
 same meeting as a regular Demolition dog. 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 149 
 
 Downstairs, too, such people as were not 
 dead or dying gave noisy indications of re- 
 viving cheerfulness ; all the liquor shops of 
 the Points being free to them for twelve 
 hours by order of the Honorable Mealy 
 O'Murphy. 
 
 As night approached, the uproar in the 
 liouses and street waxed more furious under 
 the gratuitous flow of raw spirits. Two or 
 thi'ee times when I ventured down the lad- 
 der I found desperate fights going on in the 
 passages and rooms, between negroes and 
 Irishmen crazed with drink ; only some 
 squalid apartment liere and there being 
 comparatively quiet because creatures were 
 dying in it. The liquor, the money paid for 
 votes, and the impending Election Day, all 
 tended to produce a howling and murderous 
 saturnalia, in which the ghastly presence 
 of Death was forgotten, and the fiends of 
 Crime and starving Debauchery held the 
 revels of wild beasts. 
 
 It was shortly after dark that Reese 
 called me to go with him to the Italian's to 
 supper. He advised me to carry down the 
 dog, as it would be some protection to have 
 the latter with me at the meeting; '"for," 
 said he, laughingly, " I'm going to another 
 sort of show myself, and shan't be on hand 
 to look out for you. As this is the Last Day, 
 I propose to wind it up with a little glorifi- 
 cation." 
 
 I inferred from this that he intended 
 remaining at Briguoli's ; nor was I mistaken. 
 When we had finished eating, and the half- 
 dozen organ-grinders at the table began to 
 light their pipes, he told me that I had 
 better go up to the Park at once, and see 
 what there was to be seen ; adding, that he 
 would try to find me there on the way 
 to his " glorification." I nnquestioningly 
 obeyed him, as usual, taking the dog with 
 me, and if his arrangement of separate 
 amusements for himself and me had any 
 significance beyond his oi'dinary oddit}', I 
 did not trouble myself to think about it. 
 
 Along one edge of the withered little 
 mockery of a park, lying just out of the 
 Cow Bay triangle, a rickety platform of 
 rough boards had been hastily constructed, 
 with dingy lanterns hanging at each corner 
 of the rude railing surmounting it, and 
 when I joined the throng of I'agged men 
 and women already gathering before it on 
 Little Water Street, it was swarming with 
 the filthy and half-naked children of the 
 Points, who climbed the props and swung 
 on the rails like frantic monkeys. Pres- 
 ently, however, a tar-barrel was lired in the 
 Park itself, throwing the whole wild scene 
 into a flashing, yellowish glare; and then 
 the platform was deserted for the new 
 attraction, and the impish crew fled scream- 
 ing to the blaze. In the ghastly illumina- 
 tion, which extended high into the vaporous 
 night above, like a sallow, pestilential day 
 turned upside down, the blighted Park, with 
 its dying trees, starving, rag-cart horses, 
 lines of drying rags and fire-surrounding 
 ring of young furies, was centre to an 
 
 irregular circle of such tottering rows of 
 wooden purgatories as Deatli himself might 
 shrink from entering. A hundred yawning 
 windows, many of tiieni all askew with the 
 sinking of the rotten tenements, were filled 
 with the swollen faces and bony arms of 
 hags and harpies, who gesticulated and 
 hooted at the snarling mob below. The 
 light from the fire seemed to rouse a kind 
 of frenzy in the whole concourse ; so that 
 when the Poorhouse hearse came up from 
 Cross Street, to bear away some new load 
 of departed Demolition votes, in long, 
 heavy boxes, from Cow Bay, the driver was 
 saluted with jeers, curses, and missiles, and 
 could scarcely guide his stumbling old 
 black horse through the excited crowd. 
 By the time the tumult and the light had 
 drawn the more sluggish of the Pointers 
 from their holes in the alleys and cellars, 
 a fife and tlrum sounded at hand, and a pro- 
 cession with torches and printed canvas 
 transparencies was seen turning the corner 
 of Anthony Street. It was the " O'Murphy 
 Club," as several of the transparencies 
 aflirmed in large black letters ; and, although 
 its members worked their way to the plat- 
 form by the rather summary device of 
 thrusting their lighted brands into the 
 ingenuous faces of all who stood in their 
 path, tlie populace of the Points received it 
 with a fearful roar of approval. Right upon 
 the heels of the club, the " O'Murphy In- 
 vincibles," similarly equipped, came pour- 
 ing in from Pearl Street, and were wel- 
 comed in the same way ; the fact that 
 nearly all of them were but half-grown 
 boys making no diflerence in the fine polit- 
 ical enthusiasm of the multitude. The 
 sputtering torches and a second tar-barrel 
 had given an even greater distinctness than 
 before to the wild forms and faces of the 
 lost and their surrounding dens of miserj', 
 when about a dozen men appeared upon the 
 platform amid a tempest of unearthly howls, 
 and bowed iu all directions to their ad- 
 mirers. Then, after a couple of torch- 
 bearers and several transparency-holders 
 (•'Vote for O'Murphy, the Workingman's 
 Friend ! ") Imd climbed up, also, one of the 
 men stepped forward to the front railing, 
 with his hat in one hand and a paper iu the 
 other, and pi'oposed that "our noble can- 
 didate for Alderman, Mr. John Bull, be 
 appointed President of this triumphant 
 gathering of freemen." 
 
 Frightful applause having confirmed this 
 nomination, the speaker thoughtfully 
 stroked his yellow whiskers, and proceeded 
 to remark, that this was a sight to stir the 
 patriot heart with glorious emotions, and 
 bind America and Ireland together in a 
 brotherhood too strong for British gold 
 (sarcastically) to sever. (Dreadful noises, 
 intended for cheers.) The eyes of the 
 whole world were upon that assemblage, 
 which sternly and boldly and defiantly 
 represented the dignity of American labor. 
 The tyrants of besotted Europe would 
 tremble on their ill-gotten thrones, when 
 
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 tlK\y heard how that assemblage had arisen 
 in its majesty, and proclaimed tliat tlie 
 Honorable Mealy O'Mnrphy should vindi- 
 cate the true grandeur of honest toil in 
 Congress, and do something for poor old 
 Ireland. 
 
 Terrific bcllowings of delight crowned 
 this eloquent little speech with success, and 
 broke out afresh when Mr. John Hull, of 
 " 8portman"s Hall," came modestly to the 
 front and addressed his esteemed fellow- 
 citizens. He had not, he said, survej'ed 
 such a scene before, since he left Seven 
 Dials, and 'oped the b'ys would excuse 'im 
 hif 'e felt 'imself overcome by the sight ; 
 'e, 'imself, 'ad been called a 'ated Saxon b}' 
 the great Hamerican people after the latter 
 'ad been drinking; but ever since the day 
 when he sailed from Liverpool (and away 
 from a warrant), for this free and heasy 
 countr3', 'e 'ad put 'is 'and upon 'is bosom 
 and declared that 'e would never go back ! 
 Hit was not for 'im to say what qualifica- 
 tions 'e 'ad for tlie hoffice of halderman ; 
 uor what merits 'ad been recognized in 'is 
 appoiutmcnt as president of the meetin' 
 then before 'im. Fci''aps 'e 'ad some dorgs 
 that were credits to their speeshes and a 
 source of hinnocent harausement to the 
 Hamerican people. (Cheers.) 'e only knew 
 that e preferred a one-eyed poodle to an 
 Ebullitionist, and would cast a freeman's 
 wote for INIealy O'Murpliy and Liberty. 
 
 Mr. Bull retired under a prolonged roar 
 of popular delight, which renewed itself 
 with ingenious variations upon the sudden 
 appearance, from Anthony Street, of the 
 " Mealy O'Mnrphy Guard," bearing colored 
 paper "lanterns and fireworks. The drum 
 and fife enlivening the march of this mil- 
 itary pageant remorselessly delayed the 
 oratory of a third speaker on the platform* 
 he being compelled to await their conclusion 
 of an elaborate Irish jig; and, to make the 
 din gi'eater, the drums and fifes of the 
 " Club" and the " Invincibles" now joined 
 in the concert. By way of rendering them- 
 selves the more attractive as a fiery spec- 
 tacle, the Guards wound tortuously into the 
 surging heart of the meeting, like an end- 
 less serpent, under a shower of green, red, 
 white, and blue transparencies ; and this 
 device, added to the scattered constellations 
 of torches, the murky glow of fresh tar- 
 barrels in the Park, "the hissing flight of 
 rockets, and the curdling, festering sea of 
 shapeless hats and caps and bull-dog heads, 
 completed a lurid pit worthy to be walled- 
 in by the flame-whitened dens of the Five 
 Points. 
 
 From what I saw and heard I was deriv- 
 ing much instruction for my youthful mind, 
 and a precocious insight of my country's 
 very free institutions, when the "Mealy 
 O'Mnrphy Guard" came curling past where 
 I stood, and, in one who marshalled them, 
 with a particularlj' large lantern, I thought 
 that I recognized an old friend. In a mo- 
 ment he was hidden by the mob again, and, 
 while I was straining to tiptoe for another 
 
 glimpse of him, my jacket was sharply 
 twitched from behind. I turned, and con- 
 fronted Reese and the elder Brignoli girl, 
 arm in arm, the former in his false whiskers 
 and sailor dress, and the latter iu tawdry 
 attire. 
 
 " I thought I'd find you somewhere about 
 here," said Reese, with a rattling, boyish 
 air; "you're always on the edge of things, 
 instead of in the middle. We're going to a 
 select family party at that big rookery, with 
 a Dutch roof, over tliere by Cross Street. 
 You stay here until you've seen enough of 
 this, and then you and Mr. Mugses go up to 
 the loft. I'll be there by midnight. I 
 wouldn't leave you uovv if I didn't feel so 
 much like one parting celebration of our 
 good luck. It's the Last Day, you know." 
 And he turned back, after going a few steps, 
 to repeat, gleefully, "It's the Last Day, 
 Glibun ! " 
 
 Not altogether pleased with the arrange- 
 ment, j'et sufllciently accustomed to the 
 man's freaks to see nothing strange in it, I 
 gave my attention once more to the meet- 
 ing, hoping presently to catch another 
 glimpse of the man with the big lantern. 
 Either he was my rescuer from the burning 
 House that Jack built, or my first glance had 
 been curiously delusive. But for the dog, 
 who crouched afl'rightedly against my feet, 
 I should have followed through the ruffian 
 throng, and endeavored to satisfy my 
 doubts. Not wishing, however, to lose 
 the poor animal, I remained quiet, and 
 presently heard the speaker on the platform 
 saluted by a name not altogether strange to 
 my ears, — Mr. Stiles. 
 
 "Men of America!" shouted he, su- 
 premely indifferent to certain facetious re- 
 marks of the populace upon the rakish style 
 of his costume, "the national melody hav- 
 ing ceased, I will proceed to return thanks 
 that I am permitted to live to see this even- 
 ing, when the noble working-man stands 
 here under the blue dome of the empyrean, 
 to protest against all richness whatsoever. 
 The rich man rides in his luxurious carriage, 
 drinks his rare wines, and counts his mil- 
 lions in Wall Street. Would a poor man 
 do this, think you? (Earnest cries of ' Niver 
 a bit.') No ! the honest poor man, the 
 noble working-man, scorns to assume the 
 pomp of foreign lordlings. I, myself, once 
 threaded the glittering ranks of haughty 
 fashion and took my place iu the gaudy 
 throng ; but shortly after losing my property 
 I became the friend of the poor man, and 
 am to this day in favor of either the abolish- 
 ment of i-iches, or their equitable division 
 among all men, without further confusion." 
 Here Mr. Stiles took advantage of much 
 applause and several spirited single com- 
 bats among his auditors, to pause until lie 
 had inserted a thumb iu either armhole of 
 his flowered waistcoat. " I am not ashamed, 
 fellow-citizens," continued he, "to own 
 that I am now a poor but honest shaft- 
 horse where I was formerly a prancing 
 leader. I am proud to range myself with 
 
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 151 
 
 that glorious old Demolition parly on whose 
 outpoiiriugs eveu lovely woman looks 
 smilingly down. (Animated shrieks of ap- 
 proval from the nearest windowfnl of fu- 
 ries.) I am doubly proud to be of the same 
 political denomination with one whose ear- 
 nest facilitation of every public good has 
 justly established him as the friend of hu- 
 manity and of down-trodden Ireland. I 
 allude to General Cringer." 
 
 A tremendous yell, and a wild rush for 
 the platform took place at this announce- 
 ment, several hoarse voices howling, "He's 
 a black-sowled Eb'litiouistl " 
 
 Mr. Stiles pensively cracked and ate pea- 
 nuts until the tempest softened down ; and 
 then went calmly on, — 
 
 " The revered name I have uttered be- 
 longs to one who may have been an Ebulli- 
 tionist yesterday ; but who is now, from 
 honest conviction, a Demolitionist and a 
 Mealy O'jSIurphy man! (Friglitful cheers.) 
 General Cringer's dog has fought for the 
 O'Murphy (great enthusiasm, and an exhi- 
 bition of deep emotion on the platform by 
 Mr. Bull) ; General Cringer's parlor has been 
 the home of O'Murphy target warriors ; 
 and General Cringer has seen — Macgiu- 
 uis." 
 
 Then roared the ruffian mob again, as it 
 surged back and forth with half a dozen 
 hand-to-hand fights ; and the roar took the 
 form of one deafening, half-menacing ques- 
 tion, — 
 
 " How much for Macginnis?" 
 
 " Gentlemen of the Five Points," answered 
 the courtly orator, blandly, " I will answer 
 satisfactorily, if you will but hold your 
 horses a moment. During the many mouths 
 of our extraordinary campaign for the 
 O'Murphy, our mutual friend Macginnis 
 has been preserved from want, despite his 
 unparalleled generosity to the noble working- 
 man; but this very morning he was heard 
 to ask a noble workiug-man, ' Will teu dol- 
 lars a day, for two days, pay you for stay- 
 ing home from rag-picking and laboring for 
 the glorious old Demolition ticket? If so, 
 have you not a hundred friends, or so, whom 
 you could persuade to also give two days to 
 their country at a similar sacrifice? ' Such, 
 fellow-citizens, were the inspired words of 
 Macginnis. (Ecstatic hurrahs !) But let us 
 return to our thorough-bred standard-bearer, 
 Mealy O'JMurphy ; let us contemplate his vir- 
 tues and repel the insinuation of the insidious 
 EbuUitionists. It is objected that his nose 
 is broken; it is objected that he once met 
 that enemy of Ireland, the ' Hnnky Boy,' in 
 a twenty-foot ring, and defeated him gor- 
 geously after twenty rounds. (Cries of 
 ' shame ! ' from the other gentlemen on the 
 platform.) Yes! Shame indeed! That nose 
 is a red badge of the patriotism which does 
 not shrink from violent personal collision 
 with the foes of our country, — 
 
 "'Such hue our Yankee banner wears, 
 Anrl shall until the world is done, 
 To show the sacred stain it bears 
 Where freedom's martyrs bled thereon.' 
 
 " That defeat of the ' ITunkyBoy,' and the 
 victor's subsequent election to the legisla- 
 ture by the votes of this ward, — 
 
 " ' How light the ballots ftill, 
 
 Like snow-flakes on the sod, — 
 And execute tlie Freeman's will, 
 As lightning does the will of God.' — 
 
 " That defeat and that election, were at 
 once the patriot's trial and the patriot's re- 
 ward. (Applause of wild beasts.) They 
 are the record which the Honorable Mealy 
 O'Murphy presents in justification of his 
 claim for your ballots now. Arise, then, 
 noble working-men of America, and vote 
 for the man whose nose has bled for poor 
 old Ireland, and to whom a bloated aris- 
 tocracy furthermore object, because the 
 present green baize-covered tables (Ire- 
 land's own color), from which he derives a 
 frugal livelihood, are free for an occasional 
 innocent game of cards. (Prolonged snarls 
 of indignation.) And who are the accursed 
 EbuUitionists running against him? Who 
 butoneMr. Knickerbocker? (Howls.) Yes, 
 Knickerbocker ! A pretty name to be thrust 
 before the voters of New York ! A man 
 with such a name has no business to eveu 
 ask a vote in this city. Mealy O'Murphy is 
 our man ; he will never insult you by calling 
 you the equals of the depraved negro. No, 
 no ! Cheer for him, then, until the very 
 skies tremble 
 
 " ' As though the fiends from heaven that fell 
 Had pealed the banuer-cry of hell I ' " 
 
 Up rose again that frightful mixture of 
 roar, howl, groan, and shrieked impreca- 
 tion. The torches danced and swirled like 
 phosphoric death-beacons on an ocean of 
 the lost ; the rookeries of the Points frothed 
 at the windows with all that was hideous in 
 hopeless womanhood ; the rockets went up 
 in lurid streaks through the glare from the 
 hags' washing-ground; and several black 
 men in the mob were promptly beaten half 
 to death by the noble working-men. 
 
 Mr. Bull introduced the next speaker as 
 Judge O'Toole. The latter was a short, 
 stout man, with high cheek-bones, red face, 
 and a head of red hair resembling a bushy 
 fur cap. 
 
 "F'hat's that?" exclaimed the judge, 
 rather nervously, as a low, black-covered 
 wagon, drawn by a pale and weary horse, 
 was seen working its slow way past, and 
 nearly against, the platform. 
 
 " It's the bone- wagon, sure," yelled a 
 voice. 
 
 "The grace of the saints be wid it!" 
 cried Judge O'Toole, striving to appear vig- 
 orously self-possessed. "It's the living 
 that I'm talking to wheu I say, that me 
 countrymen haven't eshcaped from the 
 tyranny and ohprayshun of Saxon rule, to 
 be made aiquals of the dirty uaygur. If it 
 was the lasht day I ever had to live; if it 
 was the lasht day — " 
 
 There was something wrong down there 
 
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 AVEKY GLIBUN. 
 
 bj- the corner of Cross Street. I thought 
 there was when the crowd iu that direction 
 murmured so, just after his first sentence. 
 A sudden, unaccountable fear flashed a chill 
 through my V(n-y heart, and I darted in- 
 stinctively toward the house with the Dutch 
 roof. Simultaneously, a hundred gaunt and 
 ragged forms crowded wildly thitherward, 
 too, and swept me and the yelping dog along 
 faster than we could run. Something was 
 the matter in that house. Men and w^omen, 
 Avith pale faces and unintelligible tongues, 
 Avere hurrying frantically up the broken cel- 
 Lir-steps as we were tuml)led down past 
 them, and two policemen with pistols in 
 their hands struggled just behind me in the 
 thickest of the eager swarm. Down we 
 went, scarcely touching a step ; out of the 
 light into darkness, through a dilapidated 
 half-glass door, and down another flight, 
 into light again. The light of fifty tallow 
 candles stuck upon a cross of wood sus- 
 pended horizontally from the rafters over- 
 head by ropes. The light of half a dozen 
 battered tin lamps against the moist and 
 filthy walls of the noisome dance-cellar. 
 
 The rush of the multitude carried me far 
 into the midst of a paralyzed company of 
 sailors, negroes, rag-pickers, thieves, and 
 white and l^lack spectres of women in gaudy 
 turbans and dresses. They were all packed 
 in motionless pressure toward a rude bar on 
 one side of the cellar, and there it was that 
 something was wn-ong. Before I could pause 
 for breath I was dashed mercilessly against 
 shoulders, elbows, and limbs, as though the 
 barrier were but a thicket. A moment I 
 was hurled back upon my tormentors by a 
 man who went bursting through their dense 
 mass like a shot. A moment I pushed and 
 struggled through the last line of the bar- 
 rier, with a startled sense of having recog- 
 
 nized Juan in the resistless fugitive. In a 
 moment I was in the light again, and saw 
 an amphitheatre of villanous faces, a man 
 lying on his back upon the sawdust of the 
 tioor, a woman prone beside him, with her 
 arms around his neck, and another -woman 
 standing like a Fate over the t\vo, with a 
 shawl covering her head. 
 
 The whole scene reeled about me, and I 
 should have fallen had I not been caught by 
 a policeman, — for there, before me, on the 
 ground, was Reese, stark and dead ! 
 
 With a great gasp I recovered myself suf- 
 ficiently to stand, and turned iu wild unbe- 
 lief to glare upon something that should 
 show me the unreality of the horror. I saw 
 fierce, wicked faces, and a background of 
 torches and lanterns, and heard the curses 
 of the human wolves outside who leaped 
 and fought to get iu. 
 
 A burly negro was standing upon the bar, 
 and his voice made me turn again. 
 
 " She done it! " he cried, addressing the 
 officer and pointing vindictively at the 
 shawled figure. " She stole up right thar, 
 and stabbed him while he was dancing with 
 that gal." 
 
 A sharp, shrill howl followed his last 
 word ; something sprang past me into the 
 air, and the dog was at the throat of the 
 murderess before an arm could be raised to 
 seize her. 
 
 Quick as thought the officer drove the butt 
 of his pistol, full force, upon the skull of 
 the animal, and brained him ; but at the fii'st 
 touch of the creature the motionless figure 
 had swayed sideways in rigid fall, and now 
 dropped to the floor, like an unbalanced 
 statue, with her face at my feet. 
 
 " Poisoned! " said the officer. 
 
 The face was Anita's. 
 
 END OE VOLUME I. 
 
 I 
 
AVERY GLIBUN; 
 
 OB, 
 
 BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 VOLUME II. 
 
 CHAPTER XXIX. 
 
 ANOTHER WORLD. 
 
 At the word of the policeman, whose 
 quick ej^e had road the fate of the gipsy girl 
 in her distorted countenance, several other 
 stout men, \\il\\ clubs in their hands and 
 brass stars on their breasts, roughly forced 
 a way through the dense mass of horror- 
 stricken voters and revellers, to the side of 
 their comrade, and, after exchanging hur- 
 ried whispei's with him, at once began the 
 work of clearing the collar. Eequests, or 
 even commands, would have been unavail- 
 ing with such an assemblage, fascinated by 
 such a spectacle ; so the officers sprang at 
 their old enemies with elbows pointed and 
 clubs uplifted, and began driving them back 
 from the dead like cowed hyenas. The spell 
 of silence broke with the onset ; savage 
 curses and yells of rage burst from a hun- 
 dred hot throats, and more than one long 
 kirtfe was stealthily drawn by the raving 
 wretches araonsst whom I was once more 
 hustled and dragged along. But the flight 
 before the determined and merciless guar- 
 dians of the law was still that of brutish 
 fear, and presently I was being pushed and 
 borne up the steps to the open air again in 
 a surging and irresistible welling-up of the 
 foulest scum from underground. 
 
 Bruised, blinded, and Ijcside myself with 
 horror, I gained the broken and slippery 
 sidewalk, only to be dashed against a barrel 
 of garbage and left to roll in the gutter ; 
 while the maddened tide which had wrecked 
 me thus, and upon whose waters no man 
 threw bread, poured on to lose itself in the 
 Avicked ocean of the streets. Half-stunned 
 and wholly miserable, I was rising to my 
 feet, when a man with a great red paper 
 lantern over his right shoulder came leaping 
 up the cellar-steps with such headlong speed 
 that he ran against the barrel before he 
 could stop himself, and nearly fell over me 
 in the eti'ort to retain his balance. I knew 
 him, by the light of the lantern, as I had 
 20 
 
 before known him by the glare from tha 
 Park. 
 
 "O Mr. Waters!" I cried, piteously, 
 gljasping one of his arms, "don't you 
 remember me ? " 
 
 Mr. Hosea Watei-s — for he Avas the man — 
 had commenced a lively address to the of- 
 fending barrel; but, at my salutation, he 
 ceased his remarks with a jerk, and swung 
 his lantern around my head several times, as 
 though looking into some deep excavation. 
 
 "Hamlet," said he, "I'm your father's 
 ghost ! " 
 
 "O Mr. Waters!" I repeated, "don't 
 you remember me? I'm the boj^ you saved 
 from the Are that night ! " 
 
 He thrust the lantern close to my face, so 
 that its red glow made us distinctly visible 
 to each other, and stared at me for a mo- 
 ment in lurid wonderment. 
 
 " You don't say you're that same tarrier? " 
 
 "Yes, sir, I'm the same one, upon my 
 honor." 
 
 "Why, Where's the fire this time?" he 
 queried, staring over my head in evident 
 expectation of witnessing some new confla- 
 gration to account for me. 
 
 " It's worse than a fire," replied I, misera- 
 bly. " Oh, if you would only take me home 
 with you again ; only take me away from 
 here ! The man I came here with is the one 
 they have murdered down there. He and 
 the dog were all the friends I've got in the 
 world. IMy heart feels like bursting. Oh, 
 dear, what am I to do ? " I fairly wrung my 
 hauds in helpless grief. 
 
 "There, there," murmured Mr. Waters," 
 tapping me soothingly on the head with his 
 lantern, " trj' to be cam. Let's get away 
 from this cellar before they bring the coro- 
 ner and Ing 3'ou in for a witness." 
 
 I but faintly grasped his meaning, yet 
 comprehended enough to perceive that it 
 touched the possibility of my being com- 
 pelled to look upon that awful scene again. 
 The dancers were crowding back to the 
 place, accompanied by the torch-bearers and 
 others from the disordered mass-meeting, 
 
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154 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 and I .sliinldored at the thoujilit that some of 
 them mii^ht know me as having lived with 
 tlie dead man. I was unhappj', dcspairiui;, 
 and distrat'ted enoiiii;li, Heaven knew, at 
 wliat liad so frii^ht fully occurred ; but it lilled 
 me with unspeakable terror to think of ever 
 going down again into that vault of horror. 
 " Take me away from here ! " I entreated, 
 grasping the muscular arm of the flreman- 
 politician. '• Take me away before they 
 notice me." 
 
 " All right, my cherub," w'as the response, 
 in a tone of relief; " you can't do a dustier 
 thing than come right along home with me. 
 It kind of flashed on me that you was to do 
 it, the minute I knew who j'ou was. Now, 
 vamose ! " 
 
 The hordes of the Points were pressing 
 around us, clamorous to re-enter the fatal 
 house, and no time was allowed me for fur- 
 ther explanation until Hosea had resigned 
 his lantern to another member of the 
 "Guard," and I found myself walking up 
 Centre Street beside him. As on other occa- 
 sions of bewildering misfortune in my un- 
 fortunate life, I felt like a sick creature in a 
 miserable dream; yet I managed, as we 
 walked on, to give my old friend some idea 
 of how I got to Cow Bay, though refraining 
 from telling him what ended my schooling, 
 or under what circumstances I became ac- 
 quainted with Reese. 
 
 In truth, my story, told hastily and with 
 many sighs, would have been far from sat- 
 isfactory, even if intelligible, to a more 
 critical or curious listener. Mi*. Waters, 
 however, applauded it throughout with 
 startling whistles and concise apostrophes 
 to his favorite eye; and through Marion 
 Street to Prince, and through Prince to 
 near the corner of Crosby, these vivacious 
 commentaries of his alternated very briskly. 
 Too much absorbed in my wretchedness 
 to heed particularly which way we had 
 come, I stopped when ho did, without at 
 first noticing that we stood before a door 
 belonging, apparently, to a small store of 
 some description. Thg door and single 
 show-window of the establishment were 
 arrayed in movable shutters, and closed for 
 the night ; but a huge brass key from Hosea's 
 pocket was in the lock, and he and I were 
 in the store in less time than it took me to 
 comprehend tlic fact of the situation. 
 
 "Why, what place is this?" asked I, 
 peering around into the darkness, while he 
 closed and relocked the door. 
 
 Before undertaking to respond, the fire- 
 man struck a match, and lighted a swinging 
 oil lamp, whose feeble rays presently re- 
 vealed a small, square, dingy room, with 
 shelves, along the walls, for cheap toys, jars 
 of candy, and a confused assortment of 
 thread-and-needle ware; not to mention a 
 short, painted counter, bearing a little show- 
 case on one end. 
 
 " Tins is my crib," explained Mr. Waters, 
 
 in subdued tones. "We moved, you see, 
 
 k. from that other place when we found this 
 
 one was to let ; and luj old woman's mother 
 
 came to live with us, and set me up in this 
 dusty little siiop. But you don't want to 
 hear about that now. What you w-ant is to 
 go to sleep till morning, and then see what's 
 best to do. Hold on here till I see if Milly's 
 awake." 
 
 lie disappeared through a half-glass door 
 behind the counter, but quicklyrcturncd, 
 on tiptoe, to say that his wife was asleep. 
 It was evident from his manner of giving 
 me this information, that, under the circum- 
 stances, he hardly knew what to do with 
 me; so I at once insisted upon making my 
 bed on the counter until morning, assuring 
 him of my familiarity with couches not 
 much softer, and scarcely so quiet. In 
 short, I declared, rather impatiently, that I 
 would either sleep in the store, or return to 
 the street; and, after many wdiispered re- 
 grets at his "pickle," as he called it, and 
 several hopeless eflbrts to explain tlie alto- 
 gether discomfited state of mind he found 
 himself in, Mr. Waters finally witlnlrew, 
 under his first apparent realization of the 
 curious thing he had done in bringing rae 
 home with him. 
 
 There was no slumber for me that night. 
 Seated upon the counter, with my back 
 against the show-case, and my knees drawn 
 up to ray chin, I watched the swinging lamp 
 until it exhausted its small store of oil and 
 flickered out. The darkness was an awak- 
 ening shock to me, and the background 
 against wliich the confused trials and bewil- 
 derments of my perverted life took visible 
 form and hurrying action. The last fright- 
 ful act in the unwholesome drama was still 
 all a sulTocating blur in my mind. I could 
 not grasp it yet, and gave it only the physical 
 recognition of a heart throbbing like an in- 
 stinct frantically striving to run awa.v from 
 it; but oh, liow distinctly and succinctly 
 came the train of all that had gone before ! 
 The scene of Elfle's dismissal ; the conver- 
 sation overheard in that back parlor at 
 home; my return to the custody of the 
 school-master, and ray father's significant 
 glance at the latter when they parted ; the 
 niadnian's words on the Summit; the rescue 
 by Wolfton; the gipsies; the pedler; the 
 flight ; the Five Points ; the fever ; the death ; 
 
 the last day ; the ! What a wdiirl of 
 
 woe and wickedness was here for a boy's 
 thoughts ; what an unblest confusion of all 
 that was worst in human weakness, degrada- 
 tion, and crime ! As I sat there in tiie dark- 
 ness, with sucli crowding disorders all 
 alive in my brain, there gradually grew out 
 of the latter two distinct and energetic 
 mental results : a settled feeling of l)ltter 
 resentment and defiance against ni}^ father, 
 and a resolve — reckless enough — to be 
 no longer dependent upon any other than 
 myself. I had turned a second corner in my 
 life, and become prematurely a man in the 
 precocity bred of persecuting adversity. 
 
 Mllly Waters came down to me in the 
 morning, carrying a little babe in her arms, 
 and made me go with her into a neat little 
 room behind the store, where I recognized 
 
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 155 
 
 the picture of the iiiilitaiy firemen, the 
 trumpet iind tire-cap, and tlie same stove and 
 table which had been associated with my 
 first brealifast from home. As on the former 
 occasion, Mr. Waters had told his wife all 
 that he knew of me, before ray eyes fell 
 upon her, and she greeted me with no 
 greater signs, of surprise, than if but a week 
 had elapsed since the morning after the 
 fire. In her old, soothing, gentle way, but 
 with something more sisterly in her manner, 
 she stroked my tangled hair, said she was 
 glad to see me," and asked me if I would not 
 like to hold the baby while she prepared 
 breakfast? In all this there was a tender 
 delicacy toward misfortune, which women 
 only can show efiectively ; which makes 
 their very footsteps soothing to pain, either 
 of body or soul, and defines their true and 
 holy sphere, with a power far beyond the 
 cavils of all uusexed intellect. It cooled 
 and quieted me at once; and when Hosea 
 appeared, I was even trying to play with 
 the child. 
 
 Tliere was another, and a, to me, new 
 member of this little family circle, though, 
 whose greeting and subsequent proceed- 
 ings were not so tender to my sensitive 
 nerves. This was Milly's mother, a severe 
 and wrinkled old lady, in shawl and cap, 
 named Mrs. Hurstiches, who had to be led 
 into an adjoining I'oom, by her daughter, 
 and there favored with a partially fabulous 
 account of my character and adventures, 
 before she would be persuaded to sit down 
 at the same table witli me. 
 
 Milly was coaxing me to eat, and, at the 
 same time, striving, by nods and winks, to 
 restrain Mr. Waters from talking about the 
 events of the night before, when the old 
 lady burst upon me with the question, — 
 " Are you a Roman Ketholic, Av'ry ? " 
 "No, ma'am, I am not," responded I. 
 " Why, of course he aint, mother," put in 
 Hosea, willing to relieve me, and to talk on 
 some subject not forbidden ; " he's no more 
 Irish than I am, and how can he be a Cath- 
 olic ■? " 
 
 " I've always told j'ou, Hosea," said Mrs. 
 Hurstiches, grimly and oracularly, "that 
 the lioman Ketholics ruled this country, 
 and they'll be a-killin' and a-burnin' us all in 
 our beds, yet, if the Pope tells them to." 
 
 "Oh, they will, will they?" cried Mr. 
 Waters, moving his head in quick little 
 jerks from side to side, and drawing up 
 his nose in supercilious scorn. "Well, 
 then. Sixty's boy-j'-s would jest like to see 
 'em try-y it on-n-n ! Say-y, mother, why 
 don't yer try another sleeve-button? " 
 
 That being the poetical name for a fish- 
 ball, the venerable matron held out her 
 plate to be helped again, and started afresh. 
 "The Roman Ketholics, Hosea, — " 
 "Try a little West Broadway," urged the 
 fireman, passing the hash ; and IMrs. Hur- 
 stiches gave up the ai'gumeut, in high dud- 
 geon. 
 
 In consequence of a solemn compact with 
 Macginnis, Mr. Waters was engaged, as he 
 
 informed me, to spend that day at the polls, 
 as a particular friend of the O'Murpliy cause ; 
 but, before departing, he took down the 
 shutters of the store, and installed me as 
 temporary clerk, explaining that the pi-ice 
 of each article was marked upon it in plain 
 figures. 
 
 "Try to rush ofl' some of that ere m'lasses 
 candy, before there's more ants than pea- 
 nuts "in it," said he, sagaciously ; " and don't 
 go to worrying about yourself. My old 
 woman will come in and talk to you for 
 a while, after she's got the cherub asleep. 
 She looks about the same as old times, don't 
 she ? " 
 
 " She's just as handsome," I said, — and I 
 did think her beautiful, — "but she didn't 
 have those marks like wrinkles on her fore- 
 head, before." 
 
 "Wrinkles!" exclaimed he, vehemently; 
 " why, them aint wrinkles ! What are you 
 cackling about? Them's my troubles, and 
 wonldn^t 'a' been there if I hadn't been down, 
 sick enough, about six months ago. They 
 came then, and they aint no more wrinkles 
 than I am ! " 
 
 " She's so good," was my commentary. 
 In an hour thereafter, the kind and meek- 
 eyed subject of our conjoint eulogy was 
 taking advantage of a lull in business, and 
 her babe's morning nap, to hear from me as 
 much concerning myself as I would volun- 
 tarily repeat, and give such kiud, judi- 
 cious counsel as her womanly wisdom dic- 
 tated in the case. 
 
 " I can see plainly, my poor child," were 
 her words, "that your father wants to get 
 rid of you in some way ; though, I can't, of 
 course, tell what for. He cannot be a good 
 man, I am afraid, or he would not treat any 
 helpless child as he did you ; but then, we 
 can't tell how he may be deceived about you 
 by other people. At any rate. I would not 
 let myself feel too angry at him, if I was in 
 your "place ; for he is your father, after all. 
 That morning, in our other house, when he 
 found you with me and took you away, I 
 could make out easily enough that he didn't 
 feel kind to you, and that there was some- 
 thing strange and unnatural about the whole 
 afl'air in some way. If I was you I'd try to 
 support myself by any honest employment 
 I could get, and keep clear of that man until 
 God chaiiges his heart. You might get a 
 place in some store, after I've fixed your 
 clothes a little ; or I should think you could 
 earn a living at a trade. Whatever you do, 
 though, Avery, must be good and decent, 
 like a gentleman's son ; and you ought to 
 forget all about such people as gipsies and 
 ri\-e Points' creatures. That murder was 
 dreadful, and maybe the man they killed 
 had been kind to you; but you had no 
 business with such people at all, and it's 
 better for you never to think of any of 
 them again. Just stay quiet here for a day 
 or two until I can make your dress look tit 
 to be seen; and then try to get yourself a 
 place. Hosey and I would like to give you 
 a home right-out; —for Hosey 's bringing 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 you home twice, so, looks as though it was 
 meant that we slioukl Iielp j'ou ; — but, 
 Avery, we're too poor. All we have is Mr. 
 Waters' wages and the little I can take in 
 here in the store. The rent of three little 
 rooms, besides the store, and the cost of 
 living, make it hard work for us to get 
 aloug at all, sometimes. Still, you shall 
 share with us ; and if you don't mind sleep- 
 ing on a mattress in the store j-ou maj' stay 
 here at night until better times come." 
 
 The rugged common-sense, honesty and 
 practical kindness thus expressed by this 
 good and clear-headed woman nerved me to 
 look mj' apparent destiny in the face and 
 become stronger in my resolution to depend 
 no louger upon others. Absurd as it may 
 seem to those who would fain have human 
 nature accordant with the stereotyped rules 
 of precedent, I found my regret for Reese 
 sensibly lessening under the idea of my 
 own superiority to him and his gipsy crew. 
 Shocked as I was at the manner of his 
 death, and sorry as I was for him, there 
 was yet no definite sense of bereavement in 
 the feeling with which I contemplated the 
 last awful scene in his misspent life. I 
 had not respected him ; he was no proper 
 friend for a " gentleman's sou ! " 
 
 "Mrs. Waters," said I, "if you'll let me 
 sleep in the store until I can get something 
 to do, I'll be as little trouble to you as I 
 can. I'd sooner go and beg cold victuals 
 than ever go back to my father again ; and 
 I'd rather die than live as I have lived. You 
 haven't heard half the stor3'." 
 
 " All that I ought to hear, or care to 
 hear," replied she, quickly. " If you take 
 my advice you'll never tell any more of it 
 to any one, if you can help it. I don't 
 know much about such things, but I'm sure 
 there's some queer family trouble at the 
 bottom of it all, aud that it shouldn't be 
 talked about to strangers. Now I must go 
 and see to baby." 
 
 If she hurried away through fear that I 
 would insist upon telling her all, she was 
 mistaken in me ; for it was not in my nat- 
 ural disposition to be more communicative 
 than circumstances made absolutelj' neces- 
 sary. I was, in fact, ashamed of my vaga- 
 bond experiences ; and, aside from my fear 
 of further persecutions from my father, 
 should he again find me and learn that I had 
 been talking of him, his conduct and the 
 school-master's was so far from explicable 
 to myself that I dreaded relating it to others 
 lest they should infer some deserving, on my 
 part, of such unnatural treatment. 
 
 It was quite late in the evening, and long 
 after I liad gone clumsily througli the busi- 
 ness of putting up tlie shutters, when Mr. 
 Waters returned home, greatly exhilarated 
 by the ascertained success of the Regular 
 Demolition Ticket and Mr. O'Murphy. At 
 In-caktast next morning, too, he proposed 
 three cheers through his fire-trumpet for 
 the same Honorable Gentleman, and nearly 
 threw Mrs. Ilurstiches into a fit by sounding 
 a hideous blast in response to her insinua- 
 
 tion of Catholicism against the new con- 
 gressman ; l)ut Milly quieted him at last 
 liy suggesting perils to the baby from such 
 unearthly noises, and then he listened to 
 her relation of what she had planned for 
 me to do. 
 
 Anything suggested by her was sure to 
 be entirely approved by him ; so thoroughly 
 did he believe in her; and, consequently, 
 the proposition that I should seek honorable 
 employment seemed to him the perfection 
 of wisdom. With both elbows resting on 
 the table and either hand supporting a 
 closely-shaven cheek, he fixed his dancing 
 little black eyes upon mj' anxious face, and 
 exhorted me to make a man of myself. 
 
 "You've been used rough, my cherub," 
 were his words, " aud that dad of yours 
 must be as bad as one of tiiese here step- 
 mothers. But you're clear of him now, and 
 you're out of Five Points' company, and you 
 can't do a better thing than my old woman 
 here tells about. Let Milly slick you up a 
 Ijit, and then start out and try to hunt up 
 a place. Suppose, now, you was to get in 
 with some bhicksmith?" 
 
 "I'll never be a blacksmith !" exclaimed 
 I, indignantly. " I'm a gentleman's son ! " 
 
 Mr. 'Waters was decidedly discomfited b.y 
 my snappish resentment of his idea, and 
 scratched his chin for a new thought. 
 
 " You wouldn't like to drive a coach, 
 neither, I suppose? I know a chap that 
 drives for the King of Diamonds, and he's 
 the deepest cnss! He slung himself into 
 that business when he was about your size, 
 and now he owns the kerridge and buckskin 
 horsTJs — both." 
 
 "I'll never drive a coach ! " was my sec- 
 ond indignant retort. " I know how to 
 keep books ; and I'm going to go round to 
 tlie stores and ask for a place. Other boys 
 get places in stores ; and they don't under- 
 stand book-keeping, either, as I do." 
 
 The announcement of my clerkly profi- 
 ciency made a visible impression on him. 
 
 "If that's your figure, old fellow," said 
 he, in great admiration, " me and Milly may 
 live to see you turn out a regular, fancy dr}'- 
 goods snob one of these days. I'd give 
 J'OU a letter of introduction to Goodman & 
 Co. themselves," added the fireman, jocose- 
 ly', " if it was not for my rule, never to 
 put my name on anything short of bank- 
 cheques. But I'll tell you what I ^|-•iU■ do 
 for you, my cherub. I'll introduce you into 
 the Fire DeiJartment, when the right time 
 comes." 
 
 Not to indulge further prolixity over my 
 frequent consultations with these stanch 
 friends, suffice it to say that a few days 
 more made me ready to start f(n-th in quest 
 of employment. The ingenuity and indus- 
 try of Milly, hindered as they were by much 
 unnecessary and irrelevant advice from her 
 mother, i)roved equal to the redemplion of 
 my well-worn attire into something like 
 proper shape and decency; but it was as a 
 rather tall, slim, poor-looking lad, with 
 luxuriant chestnut curls, colorless face, and 
 
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 157 
 
 downcast e3^es, tliat I took my first step 
 towanl indcpeudence. 
 
 Various ari:)itniry criticisms of my per- 
 sonal appearance were voldnteered by the 
 boys of the street ; but I felt myself too 
 mucli above such vagabonds to be seriously 
 wountled by their vulgar freedom of speech ! 
 With cliaracteristic quasi-forgetfulness of 
 my last degradation and misery, I began to 
 experience a premonitory gentleman-feeling 
 the very moment I started for the stores, 
 and already saw myself rising to mercantile 
 eminence and opulence, with a quill pen of 
 the largest size sticking out, like a wing, 
 behind my ear. 
 
 Only in youth do we know that fair, un- 
 mercenary Hope which is bright to us in 
 its own light and asks not the hire of favor- 
 ing circumstance to make it stay. Free in 
 the freedom to be ever with us then ; buoj-- 
 ant on the unguided pinions that permit not 
 its sensitive feet to once touch the retarding 
 edges of earth, — it leads the young spirit 
 aimlessly onward in space, with no object 
 to rest upon, because with no capacity for 
 tiring. 
 
 Half the rebuffs encountered by me in my 
 round of the Broadway stores between 
 Prince and Bleecker Streets would Jiave dis- 
 couraged any grown person. Entering a 
 place where small laces, buttons, and em- 
 broidering worsteds formed an alternately 
 ghostly and sanguinary effect for the eye, 
 I addressed a marvellously spruce young 
 clerk who, with his legs very far apart, was 
 thoughtfully admiring his reflection in the 
 glass of the door, and who looked thin 
 enough to have been half-sliced from a man 
 of ordinary size, in some economical exi- 
 gency when two clerks were demanded at 
 the price of one. 
 
 " Do you want a boy, sir?" I modestly 
 inquired. 
 
 "No; I've got three boys already," re- 
 sponded the slice, with considerable clerkly 
 humor. " I think I'd prefer a girl next." 
 
 " Oh! " said I, densely confused ; and, as 
 he immediately returned to the contempla- 
 tion of himself in the glass, I withdrew to 
 the street again. 
 
 In another store, where they sold razors, 
 brushes, knives, and a flashing armory of 
 cutlery, a stout little man in green specta- 
 cles, and with only a few wisps of hair on 
 his head, made a pass at me over his desk 
 with a ruler. 
 
 '• Clear out ! clear out ! " he shouted, iras- 
 cibly. " I don't want any matches, nor any 
 blacking, nor any lozenges, nor any combs. 
 Get out'^! " 
 
 " If you please, six*," I commenced, "do 
 you want — " 
 
 "No! no! no!" cried he, waving the 
 ruler and stamping passionately, " I doii't 
 want any steel pens, nor any soap, nor any 
 cigars. I aiut going to be tormented out 
 of my life to i)uy apples, and peanuts, and 
 gumdrops, when I don't want 'em. Get 
 out ! " 
 
 He was actually climbing over the desk to 
 
 assault me, when I retreated precipitately 
 to the sidewalk once more, bitterly iudig- 
 uant at such imputations and treatment. 
 
 In a third establishment I innocently and 
 seriously answered a series of questions, 
 from a boy not much older tlian myself, 
 touching my command of capital and sup- 
 posed inclination to take a partnership in the 
 Arm, only to be heartlessly laughed at by a 
 circle of older hirelings, and directed to send 
 my card to the president of an adjoining bank. 
 
 Not far from Bleecker Street was the 
 goodly retail dry-goods house of Cummin 
 & Ti'von. The two broad show-windows, 
 with their silken mountains and delaine cas- 
 cades, seen prisniatically through a trans- 
 fixed snow-storm of lace collars and hand- 
 kerchiefs; the double plate-glass doors, 
 revealing an endless perspective of coun- 
 ters, shelves, and straggling ladies and gen- 
 tlemen, — were splendors to make me hesi- 
 tate before entering therein, upon such an 
 errand as mine. But, while I stood in 
 doubt, looking through one of the doors, I 
 saw a boy taking some direction from a 
 clerk; and if that'boy works here, thought 
 I, there can scarcely be anything wrong" in 
 another boy's solicitation of work in'the 
 same store. So, in I walked, desperately 
 determined to try my fortune, come what 
 miglit. At the counters on either side were 
 many ladies, in the very deepest reflective 
 moods of the sex, listening, half infatuated, 
 half incredulous, to the me'rcenary blandish- 
 ments of as many foppish holders aloft of 
 dress-patterns, fanciful sliawls, spotless 
 cambrics, and other costly plumage for 
 piano-birds. 
 
 Everybody was too busy to notice me, 
 and I was getting well toward the farther 
 end of the store, where a red-faced man at 
 a standing desk seemed the most appropri- 
 ate person to address, when I trod upon 
 something wliich grated and chinked under 
 my foot. It proved to be a purse W'orked 
 in steel beads, and, as I raised it from the 
 floor, its weight and protrusions indicated 
 contents of no small value. Easily enough 
 could I have carried ofl' the prize, for my 
 finding of it had been unobserved ; but the 
 thought instantly flashed upon me that it 
 must belong to some one of the many ladies 
 gathered just there along a counter covered 
 with laces ; and, by the most natural of im- 
 pulses, I wedged my way to where a tall, 
 thin, large-featured, flaxen-haired man was 
 sentimentally recommending a houiton col- 
 lar, and thrust the purse directly under his 
 nose. 
 
 " I found it on the floor just now, sir," I 
 said. " Some lady must have dropped it." 
 
 The words had not more than left my lips, 
 when a richly dressed young lady came 
 pushing excitedly toward me, exclaiming, — 
 
 " It's mine, sir." 
 
 " Then let me have the pleasure of return- 
 ing it to you," said the lace-man, taking it 
 from my hand and passing it to hers. 
 
 This little scene had drawn the attention 
 of all the ladies at that counter to me, and 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 the lacc-man felt justified in addressing me 
 on their behalf. 
 
 '■ Vou are an honest young man," said he. 
 approvingly, •■and have gained what many 
 a man would almost die for — the admira- 
 tion of the ladies." Here he paused long 
 enough to enjoy a flutter of applause, and 
 then asked, " What can we do for you? " 
 
 " I wanted to get a place, sir." 
 
 " What kind of a place, foolish boy?" 
 
 (It was so evident, from his sentimental 
 manner, that he onl\' said "foolish boy" 
 because it had a melancholy sound.) 
 
 I stared at his hair, which was thin and 
 ■wavy, like yellow smoke, and answered, 
 rapidly, — 
 
 " Any kind of place that's fit for a gentle- 
 man's son. I understand book-keeping, and 
 I'd like to have a place to write." 
 
 '• You'll find the Firm in the private oflice. 
 back there. I believe we want an assistant 
 entry-clerk." He pointed toward a square 
 enclosure, partitioned off from the rear of 
 the store ; and I had started to go thither, 
 ■when the young lady whose purse I had 
 found arrested me with a touch of her 
 parasol. 
 
 "Perhaps, sir," she said, addressing the 
 smoky-headed salesman, " if you would go 
 ■with him and tell the gentlemen of his hon- 
 esty, they might be more willing to employ 
 him." And seeing that he hesitated, she 
 impetuously added, " I shall go myself, if 
 you don't ! " 
 
 Looking gratefully up at her handsome, 
 flushed face, from which she had thrown 
 aside the veil, I recognized Miss Aloize 
 Green. She did not know^ me, however; 
 for my colorless cheeks, taller figure, and 
 combed hair, were not vivid reminders of 
 the embrowned and tangle-headed gipsy bo}' 
 she had once seen. 
 
 The sentimental salesman blushed, and 
 gave sign of confusion, at the lady's very 
 decided championship of me, and stam- 
 mered something about not being able to 
 leave his counter without permission from 
 the other ladies. 
 
 " Oh. we'll excuse you. Do go ! " chimed 
 half a dozen pleasant voices; and, without 
 more ado, he came out from amongst the 
 laces and hurried me along to the private 
 office, where Messieurs Cummin & Tryou 
 were ■writing at handsome rose - wood 
 desks. 
 
 " Mr. Cummin," said the salesman, to a 
 short, stout, sandy-haired gentleman, who 
 looked up from his paper at our approach, 
 "this young man found a purse near my 
 counter just now, and restored it to the 
 lady who had lost it. lie is looking for a 
 place, and the lady insisted that I should at 
 once tell you of his honest}-." 
 
 " Do ■we need any one just now, Mr. 
 Coffin?" inquired the partner, looking at 
 him over my head. 
 
 " Mr. Terky, the entry-clerk, ■wants an 
 assistant, I believe, Mr. Cummin, and this 
 young man understands book-keeping." 
 
 " Does the applicant live with his parents, 
 
 Mr. Coffin?" asked Mr. Cummin, mechani- 
 cally. 
 
 " No, sir," replied I, for myself; " I'm 
 living with Mr. Waters, in Prince Street, 
 until I can find another place." 
 
 " From the country, I presume," com- 
 mented the tradesman, still ignoring my 
 personality altogether, and addressing him- 
 self exclusively to his salesman. " Well, 
 if he's honest, as you say, Mr. Coffin, and 
 will suit Mr. Terky, we will take him on 
 trial, at four-fifty a week." 
 
 After which concise settlement of the 
 case, Mr. Cuminin turned inexorably to his 
 writing again, and I was led past the desk 
 of the equally imperturbable Mr. Trj'on into 
 the open store. 
 
 " Would you like to try it? " queried Mr. 
 Coffin, pausing and surveying me doubt- 
 fully. 
 
 " Yes, sir, if you please." 
 
 He beckoned a passing porter, charged 
 him to take me downstairs to Mr. Terky, 
 and hastened away to his counter, as though 
 unwilling to trust himself with me another 
 moment. 
 
 Taciturnly enough the porter led me still 
 farther back to where a steep flight of iron 
 stairs led to a lower floor, and down those 
 we went, into a dreary twilight lane, be- 
 tween drearier ranges of dry-goods boxes 
 and shelves with feeble gas lights glimmer- 
 ing at irregular intervals, like phosphores- 
 cent fungi in a dustless catacomb. 
 
 At a tall, long desk, lumbered "with huge 
 books and sprouting all over "uith iron 
 wires impaling w'rittcn sheets of paper, 
 stood a thin, sallow man of middle height, 
 writing for dear life. He had black, curly, 
 drj'-looking hair, a sickly mustache, and a 
 countenance too languid to express either 
 age or youth. 
 
 "Mr. Terky," said the porter, pushing 
 me toward this doleful figure, " ]Mr. Coffin 
 towld me, would I bring this lad to you.'' 
 And, believing that he had properly fulfilled 
 his mission, the porter turned upon his heel 
 and left us alone together. 
 
 "Well, what do you want of me?" in- 
 quired Mr. Terky, looking as though the 
 very sight of me tired him more than ever. 
 
 " I believe I'm engaged to help you, sir," 
 was my answer. " One of the gentlemen 
 in the office upstairs said that lie would 
 take me." 
 
 " Oh, I understand. What's your name ? " 
 
 " Avery Glibun." 
 
 He took a paper from one of the wires, 
 and asked me if I could copj' that bill into 
 one of the books on the desk. 
 
 Yes, I thought so. 
 
 "Try it, then," said he, "and let's see 
 how you'll do." 
 
 Not recognizing much responsibility in 
 such a task as that, I readily accepted a 
 pen, heeded the few sententious directions 
 he gave me, and carefully copied the bill, or 
 invoice, into the book. 
 
 I am afraid that my handwriting was not 
 as handsome as it might have been, but Mr. 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 15'J 
 
 Terky seemed tolerably satisfied with the 
 perfonuaiice, and gave me several other 
 bills to enter. I noticed that he, himself, 
 never looked me straight in the face, but 
 made all his remarks as though afraid to 
 take his eyes from his own book longer 
 than a minute at a time. Concluding from 
 tins that he had a great deal to do, I did 
 not expect to be favored with much talk; 
 but it soon became evident that he could 
 converse and figure simultaneously; and 
 presently I was answering a series of me- 
 chanical questions about myself, filr. 
 Terky, like his employer, jumped at the 
 conclusion tliat I was "from the country," 
 and did not appear to feel very deeply in- 
 terested in that fiict; but upou my saying 
 that I only stopped with Mr. Waters until 
 I could find another home, he abruptly 
 paused in his writing and asked, with some 
 animation, if I would not like to board at 
 his house. 
 
 " I should like that very much, Mr. 
 Terky," said I. "How much will it cost 
 me a week?" 
 
 " We'll board you for two dollars," he 
 responded, drawing a large 2 upou the desk 
 with his pen. 
 
 " That will leave me two dollars and a 
 half to buy clothes ? " 
 
 " Yes." 
 
 " Then I'll do it, sir." 
 
 Immediately upou the settlement of this 
 uuceremonious treaty between us, the jaded 
 entry-clerk took me into his confidence 
 with a freedom proportioned to his earlier 
 languor, and informed me that he received 
 only nine dollars a week wherewith to 
 support his w^ife and himself. It was 
 elaborate starvatiou, he said, to live on 
 such a miserable salar}'; but he didn't dare 
 to ask for more, lest he should be dis- 
 charged, and he could not aflbrd to run the 
 risk. Cummin & Trj-on passed for benev- 
 olent prodigies, and had just contributed 
 several hundred dollars to the fund for the 
 Starving poor of Ireland, but they didn't 
 give their clerks the wages of day-labor- 
 ers. The salesmen did well enough, be- 
 cause they commanded trades of their own 
 and got commissions on what they sold ; but 
 as for the poor wretches of clerks — well. I 
 saw one of them trying to keep his family 
 out of tlie poor-house by taking a subordi- 
 nate to board with him ! 
 
 Mr. Terky was too low-spirited altogether 
 to speak with energy of anything, but there 
 was enough bitterness in his tone to in- 
 dicate mortification, hopelessness, and life- 
 long disappoiutinent. 
 
 When I returned to Prince Street and 
 vaingloriously related what I deemed my 
 good fijriune. Ilosea and Mill}' helped along 
 my vanity with a score of flattering con- 
 jectures touching a distinguished mer- 
 cantile future, and even Mrs. Ilurstiches 
 expressed the comforting belief that I 
 might have gone farther aud fared worse. 
 
 Next morning I said good-by; for I was 
 to go home in the evening with Mr. Terky. 
 
 Milly, with her child in her arms, went to 
 the doorway of the little store to see me ott", 
 and when I turned at the corner, for a last 
 glance, she still stood there looking after me. 
 In that sensitive tenderness of early 
 motherhood which so refines in woman the 
 beautiful instinct of sympathy with all that 
 is neglected and unloved, she felt a kind- 
 ness scarcely less than motherly for the 
 motherless boy going from her; and if the 
 faint lines upon her fair forehead were a 
 husband's troubles, no less were thej' the 
 impress of the unseen crown God gives to 
 unselfish goodness, when they deepened 
 with womanly pitj' for the outcast child of 
 the stranger. 
 
 CHAPTER XXX. 
 
 EZEKIEL MEED. 
 
 Upon that ambitious section or segment 
 of the Fourth Avenue which skirts Union 
 Park to the eastward, and vaingloriously 
 styles itself Union Square, stood a house 
 wherein the readers of this narrative are 
 expected to feel moi'e or less interest from 
 henceforth. It was one of a uniform block 
 of brick residences, and stolidly bore its 
 share of the brown wooden cornice, first- 
 floor iron balcony, and black area railings, 
 which capped and strapped the entire 
 range; but, being a corner building, and 
 having no immediate neighbor's pattern to 
 consult on its right side, it ventured a little 
 dash of originality toward that side, in the 
 shape of white mai'ble steps instead of sober 
 brown ones. From the foot, too, of the solid 
 marble scrolls flanking said steps on either 
 hand, sprang a tall, black lamp-post, bear- 
 ing its octagon glass cage for the ever-ready 
 blossom of fire ; and at the edge of the 
 curb stood another mark of distinction, — 
 a slender iron hitching-post, surmounted by 
 a horse's head, and a marble carriage-block 
 considerably worn and discolored. 
 
 The original proprietor and occupant of 
 this edifice had been a ship-chandler of 
 eminence, and signalized the advent of his 
 family therein by such a ball as very few 
 ship-chandlers ever dreamed of in their 
 tarry and tallowy philosophy. It was an 
 unprecedented triumph of splendor and bad 
 taste ; the best society came to scoff and 
 remained t6 prey, and a young English 
 stocking-maker, wlio was visiting this coun- 
 try on business for liis firm, alloweil himself 
 to be utterly ca|)tivated on that occasion by 
 the ship-chandler's only daughter. Six 
 months thereafter a marriage ensued; nine 
 months thereafter a lady arrived in great 
 haste from England, to assert prior marital 
 claim to the husband ; twelve months there- 
 after a sale of house and furr.iturc took 
 place, and the ship-chandler, with his wife 
 and heart-broken daughter, retired to rural 
 privacy in another State. 
 
 Then the house had passed through a 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 variety of occupancies, all terminating un- 
 luckily, until it linally became the habitation 
 of persons concerning whom the genteel 
 neighbors could as yet tell nothing. 
 
 Tlie difl'erence bctAveen positive fame and 
 negative fume is this : that, in the former, 
 you attract general attention and varying 
 respect because people know ranch about 
 j'ou; and, in the latter, you attract general 
 attention and great respect because no one 
 knows anything at all about you. 
 
 The people last tenanting the house just 
 described were negatively famous ; and, as 
 a consequence, whatever seemed related to 
 them excited the liveliest interest and mj's- 
 tiflcation throughout the block. When, on 
 a certain morning, a tall, slender, delicately 
 clerical figure walked up the white marble 
 steps and apparently shot a nervous bell 
 into some remote depth of the building, 
 at least half a score of robustious Irish 
 maidens simultaneously ceased their sweep- 
 ing upon as many adjacent sections of side- 
 walk, and stared at the slender gentleman 
 with all their eyes. In truth, some of them 
 even exchanged husky speculations as to 
 the gentleman's business, the prevailing im- 
 pression being that he was a doctor sud- 
 denly called to attend a very mysterious lady 
 knownto beinthat uncommunicative house. 
 
 Quite regardless of the flattering emotion 
 he had excited in the ample bosoms of the 
 curious fair, the gentleman put some ques- 
 tion to a prim young colored man who 
 answered his ring, and was at once favored 
 with a nod, an induction to an elegant front 
 parlor, and a gliding reception of his card 
 for transmission to her whom he sought. 
 
 The newly and sumptuously furnished 
 apartment contained only such enfeebled 
 indications of the radiant outer morning as 
 could strain themselves tiirough the stran- 
 gling shutters of the tall windows ; but a 
 brighter atmosphere might not have been 
 so favorable to the careworn face of the 
 young visitor when he first removed his 
 soft round hat; nor to the threadbare 
 elbows, knees, and salient edges of his 
 well-brushed suit of black. In the full 
 glare of day, indeed, the refined poverty of 
 his dress would have contrasted too strong- 
 ly for good taste with the luxurious plush- 
 covered sofa upon which he had seated 
 liimself ; yet, in the thoughtful, preoccupied 
 look of the large and concentrative blue 
 eyes under a sweeping curve of careless 
 golden curls, there was an intellectual indif- 
 ference to surroundings which destroyed all 
 relative character in the latter. 
 
 The smooth, pale face, and fine, regular 
 features, looked prematurely careworn in 
 the loneliness of that dim parlor, but a still 
 more anxious expression came over them 
 when the sound of approaching footsteps 
 promised company. 
 
 With a precision of face and rigidity of 
 bearing which argued defiant reaction from 
 irresolution rather than normal arrogance, 
 a lady, richly attired in light-purple silk, 
 and with a white crape shawl thrown over 
 
 her shoulders, entered the parlor and ap- 
 proached its thoughtful occupant. 
 
 Her hair, doubly i)arted to a point over 
 her forehead, and hanging curled on either 
 side the fiice, in the fashion of the day, was 
 almost colorless in its flaxen dclicacj'; and 
 her steady hazel eyes looked an intensifica- 
 tion of the cold repulsion of her face. 
 From the moment of entrance she gazed 
 unflinchingly at the visitor who arose to 
 greet her, and did not relax the almost 
 insulting stare even when frigidly acknowl- 
 edging his agitated bow. 
 
 " Mr. Reed," she said, with something in 
 the tone to restrain him from otl'e ring his 
 hand, " you are unexpected; -but I amliap- 
 py to see you." 
 
 Though all the color was gone from the 
 lips of her guest, their momentary quiver 
 ceased at the sound of her voice. An 
 instant he caught her eye, as though willing 
 to be certain of her mood before showing his 
 own ; and then, with an air of mingled con- 
 straint and embarrassment, wheeled a chair 
 to where she stood. 
 
 Here, again, the uncertain light of the 
 parlor was in favor of Ezekiel Reed, and 
 did not betray the awkward changes of 
 color on his cheeks, nor make prominent 
 the contrast between his manner and hers. 
 
 "Excuse me," he said, hurriedly, "for 
 calling upon you without invitation." 
 
 " You need make no apolog}\" 
 
 " I heard that you were living here — " 
 
 "Who told you that?" She put the 
 question rudely and imperiously. 
 
 " Mr. Allyn Vane." 
 
 That name made her start and flush crim- 
 son, imperturbable as she would have been. 
 Anger at her own weakness succeeded, and 
 shone in her eyes with a revengeful glitter. 
 Still, she spoke quietly and with a very 
 evident efl"ort to appear tranquil, — 
 
 " Then you have seen that man, — I mean 
 Mr. Vane, of course, — in the city? " 
 
 " Yes, madam, I met him on Broadway; 
 or rather, he was about to pass me, when I 
 stopped him, for the particular purpose of 
 inquiring for you." 
 
 There was sharp suspicion in her look 
 now ; she was eagerly scanning the strong, 
 yet girlish, face, to detect there some lurk- 
 ing taunt of the past relations between Al- 
 lyn Vane and the school-master's wife, — 
 some excuse of covert insolence upon which 
 she might seize to rise contemptuously upon 
 the school-master's son, and leave him to 
 skulk from the house, like a whipped dog. 
 But in that face there was nothing but sor- 
 rowful gravity, tenipered by an almost 
 childish singleness of thought; and she 
 dared not interpret his meaning beyond his 
 actual words. 
 
 " You thought, then," — she played with 
 the fringe upon her shawl with seeming un- 
 concern, — "you thought, then, that Mr. 
 Vane could not fiiil to know all about me? " 
 
 " I thought that he might know some- 
 thing of you; that is, he might know from 
 others," 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 161 
 
 " And you did not suppose that he would 
 know positivel}', himself ? " 
 
 "No, madam, I did not." 
 
 Ezeki^l Reed said this very firmly, and 
 witli a steadfast, answering glance. 
 
 "Why?" 
 
 This was a question open to several re- 
 sponses ; amongst others, to one question- 
 ing in its turn; but the school-master's son 
 understood it exactly, and replied, — 
 
 " Because I knew that you never liked 
 Mr. Vane." 
 
 At the words, frankly and earnestly ut- 
 tered, a better, more womanly expression 
 dawned in the face of the lady. She found 
 irresistible comfort in the idea of being 
 rightly understood, in, at least, one matter. 
 Like many other people in this world, who 
 attribute all their faults and troubles to the 
 failure of others to justly comprehend them, 
 she never gave those others the slightest 
 clue by which they might reconcile her char- 
 acter and doings with any rule of reason; 
 yet, like all of her irrational and wayward 
 kind, again, thei'e was a magic for her in 
 that arbitrary comprehension of herself 
 which came spontaneously from the intui- 
 tive instinct of another; and, for an in- 
 stant, — despite past scenes, — she felt a 
 sympathetic attraction toward the mere 
 youth before her, such as she had never felt 
 toward any matured man. 
 
 Only for an instant, though, did she per-, 
 mit this better feeling to influence thought 
 or face. Then it was gone, and she once 
 more toyed with her shawl and ques- 
 tioned, — 
 
 "I am obliged to you, sir, for doing me 
 that justice; but am I to understand that 
 you, yourself, can forgive and like the man 
 who — " 
 
 Ezekiel Reed hastily raised his hand to 
 stop the ungenerous words, — doubly un- 
 generous as coming from her, — and com- 
 manded her with a look not to be dis- 
 obeyed. 
 
 " No ! don't speak in that way," he ex- 
 claimed, reproachfully; "don't make me 
 believe far worse of you than of him." 
 
 "Of me!" she cried, her eyes flashing 
 wickedly again. " What do I care for what 
 you think of me ! " 
 
 He pressed a hand to his white, boyish 
 brow, in apparent pain, while his pale cheeks 
 took a hue such as they had Avorn on the 
 night when she struck him. She remem- 
 bered it, and, in spite of her scorn and pas- 
 sion, was ashamed. 
 
 "Ezekiel Reed, I beg your pardon! I 
 spoke very rudely, and will take back what 
 I said." 
 
 He removed the hand from his head, let it 
 drop upon his knee, and turned upon her a 
 look all gentle and earnest again. 
 
 "Perhaps I spoke rudely myself, mad- 
 am," he said. 
 
 " No ; you were right." 
 
 " If I do speak hastily, or from anger," he 
 went on, lips trembling, but his voice clear 
 and low, " I do a great wrong to the cause 
 21 
 
 which brought me here. I have not come 
 here, madam, on my own account, but for 
 the sake of an unfortunate parent. I come 
 to ask for him what no human heart can be 
 liard enough to refuse the helpless and un- 
 fortunate, — foi-giveness." 
 
 She had given him a dark look when he 
 began ; but now her head was bent to the 
 shadow and support of one hand, while, 
 with the other, she drew the shawl-fringe 
 through and through her compressed lips. 
 Thus far she had no reply to make ; and, in 
 the same clear, low voice, he continued, — 
 
 "I am but young to judge between man 
 and wife now, and I was still 3'ounger when 
 you and my ftxther were together ; yet I 
 "think that I coidd, and do, see where some 
 of the wrong was. My father's nature was 
 warped and disordered by the evil influences 
 of wicked, unscrupulous men. He was a 
 kind, good husband to my poor, dear mother, 
 . . . . and when she died, .... she 
 blessed him for it. I think he would have 
 been good and kind to you, too, if he had: 
 been himself. But he was not himself ! Oh, 
 nothing, nothing like himself. He did. 
 wrong — " 
 
 "Audi did wrong!" came passionately 
 from behind the hand whose white fingers 
 moved like sightless snakes in tlie flaxen, 
 hair, but which, yet, did not tremble. 
 
 There was something sterner in the young 
 man's manner, as he proceeded, — 
 
 " Your account is with God. I speak only 
 of my fiither. He was not himself while 
 you were with him, and, whatever other- 
 reasons may have existed, he acted unwise- 
 ly, wrongly, toward you. As his son (for he 
 was my mother's husband), I feel this deep- 
 ly. As a Christian, I come to ofler for him^ 
 all the reparation in my power, — to say to 
 you that I repent for him, and to ask that, 
 you forgive him." 
 
 He paused for a word, or a look, or a ges- 
 ture from her; but the face was still hidden,, 
 and neither lip nor hand encouraged him. 
 
 " When you left my father — " 
 
 The woman raised her head with an ab- 
 ruptness that made him pause again, and 
 her altered look indicated one of her impet- 
 uous and characteristic caprices. 
 
 " Are you living in New York now? " she 
 asked, sharply, her whole manner full of re- 
 sistance to his. 
 
 "I am, madam," he patiently answered. 
 
 "Where?" 
 
 "I am boarding at present in Fourth 
 Street, with Mrs. Le Mons, a widow." 
 
 "Have yoii any other address?" 
 
 " I am engaged in a law-office in Nassau 
 Street." 
 
 "Then leave me your number, and per- 
 haps I will write to you." 
 
 Again the color came to the wan cheeks 
 of the school-master's son ; for the rebuff 
 was heartless. 
 
 " If that is intended for my dismissal, 
 madam," he said, looking intently at her, 
 " I can only pray that the Almighty may 
 deal more graciously with you when you ap- 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 peal to him in your own behalf. Look at 
 ine ! Do you st'o liow thin I am, how Avoi*n 
 my face looks? I have striven not to spare 
 mysrll' in taking; eare of him who was flood 
 to my mother, and who might have deserved 
 better of you, madam, but for the disorders 
 of that reason which has since deserted 
 him. If it was your wish to be further 
 avenged, after leaving Iiira a broken and 
 disgraced man, with a servant's ignoble 
 l)low ujiou him, with a murderer tracking 
 him to the last refuge of blind despair, and 
 there at once saving him from a crime, and 
 inflicting the w^ound destined to work worse 
 than murder; if j'ou wish for more than 
 this, be satistied with knowing that the man 
 who abused you, neglected you, struck you ! 
 is a hopeless maniac. O madam, bestow 
 your resentment upon me if I speak un- 
 worthily of my mission ; but harbor no anger 
 against him I " 
 
 Springing from her chair, with every per- 
 verse devil lighting the angel in her eye, 
 she muttered, chokingly, through her set 
 teeth, — 
 
 " I could KILL you for daring to talk so to 
 me! What do you mean by it? Great 
 Heavens ! what have I done ? O me ! O 
 me ! " 
 
 Paler, but still erect and resolute, Ezekiel 
 Reed encountered her wild, tigerish stare 
 with a look half remonstrative, half pitying, 
 and all steadfast. She cowered under it, 
 hurried past him to where a noble portrait 
 of herself looked out from a rich frame on 
 the wall, and, with head thrown back, and 
 hands uplifted and clasped, gazed upon the 
 .picture like one entranced. 
 
 " Those eyes ! " she murmured, in a soft, 
 :rich, appealing voice. "Are they the eyes 
 ■ of a wretch, an outcast, a murderess? Is 
 that a bad woman, — a wicked, wretched, lost 
 ■woman ? Oh, no, no, no ! " 
 
 The pleading, melodious wail might have 
 drawn pity from a heart of stone,"and yet 
 there was something unnatural, unwomanly, 
 and terrible in it. 
 
 If Ezekiel Reed had understood her be- 
 fore by intuition, he also understood her 
 now by a perception still more subtle and 
 -difficult to explain; by the promptings of 
 an inner nature which gave no reason for 
 its awe-stricken shrinking from what to the 
 outer nature seemed all but divinely touch- 
 ing and beautiful. 
 
 "May God have mercy upon j'ou!" he 
 said, in tones which were like those of par- 
 alyzing fright; and arose to leave her. 
 
 She turned slowly toward him, her whole 
 face beaming with an ecstasy that saintliest 
 martyrs might envy. 
 
 " You talk of God ! " she murmured, 
 clearly and traucingly as before. "He 
 understands me. 1 am not afraid to be 
 with him." 
 
 "May he lead your heart aright," said 
 Ezekiel Reed, solemnly. "Good-by." 
 
 " Good-l)y," she answered, nodding and 
 smiling to herself, rather Ihau to him; 
 " Good-by." 
 
 So they parted, — never again to meet in 
 a world too wide forvvhat we would recall, 
 too narrow for what we would forget. 
 
 That night when Ezekiel Reed returned, 
 from a day's weary toil and study, to the 
 house he called his home, bright black eyes 
 noted the deepened sadness of his look, and 
 a gentle little heart beat the faster for the 
 sigh which he unconsciously breathed, after 
 a vain attempt to read an evening paper at 
 the parlor-table. 
 
 Constance Le Mons — grown nearly to 
 womanhood, and wnth quite a woman's dig- 
 nity in the conlident poise of her curly head, 
 the penetrating glance of her eyes, and the 
 almost rigid stateliness of her form — took 
 no snnxU interest in her faded lady-mother's 
 lodger. There was just enough mystery 
 about him to fascinate her as an ordinary 
 member of her sex, and just enough moral 
 individuality in his character to attract her 
 as a very peculiar member of that sex. 
 
 Her mother had gone out to call upon a 
 neighbor, and she improved the opportunity 
 to apologize for that parent's latest breach 
 of delicacy. 
 
 " I hope, Mr. Reed, that ma did not 
 annoy you too much just now, l)y her re- 
 marks upon your low-spirits. She did not 
 mean to, I am sure." 
 
 " Not at all," was the lodger's answer. 
 " She is always kindly thoughtful of me, 
 and I take it as a compliment that either 
 she or you should be affected by my 
 moods." 
 
 Inasmuch as the latter portion of this 
 reply had an aflectation and constraint very 
 unlike the usual boyish simplicity of the 
 speaker, Miss Le Mons was a little discon- 
 certed by it. So it was with the faintest 
 touch of asperity that she said, — 
 
 " We don't treat you exactly as we would 
 a sti'anger. There was something about 
 your being at the same school with poor 
 little Avery Glibun, that made both ma and 
 me feel well acquainted with you; though 
 I'm sure I don't know why it should." 
 
 Ezekiel noticed the covert petulance of 
 the young lady's terms, and made an eflbrt 
 to banish its cause from his own manner. 
 
 " The kindness I have met with here," he 
 rejoined, with a conciliating smile, " is so 
 pleasant to me that I can't bear to hear j-ou 
 try to explain it. It was quite by accident 
 that I said the few words I did about Avery, 
 when your mother surprised me by men- 
 tioning his name ; and, besides, .you both 
 had been very kind to me before that. And 
 now that we are on the subject, Miss Con- 
 stance, I must tell you that your old play- 
 mate might not speak favorably of me if he 
 could be found now. There were circum- 
 stances " — here the young man colored, 
 and seemed embarrassed, — " there were cir- 
 cumstances, attending our mutual school- 
 experience, which were not happ.y. Some 
 day I may tell you more about this." 
 
 Constance did not like the reservation, 
 though it certainly added to the delightful 
 mystery and romance which she solemnly 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 1G3 
 
 insisted upon attrlbnting to this most pro- 
 saic of young men. 
 
 " Have you any idea of wliere Avery 
 Glibun is now? " slie relentlessly asked. 
 " I have not." 
 
 Seeing that his brief reply had again 
 v\'oanded the exacting and sensitive little 
 girl-woman, he impulsively drew his chair 
 around to her side of the table, and took 
 one of her hands in his own, as a repentant 
 brother might have done. 
 
 " My dear Miss Constance," he said, look- 
 ing atiectiouately into her great dark eyes, 
 " don't be provoked at me. I know you 
 think there is something strange about lue, 
 and, were you older, you might think still 
 more strangely of it." She withdrew her 
 hand quite gently, but also quite decisively. 
 He placed his own disengaged hand on the 
 back of her chair, and went on. " I wish 
 you, though, to have the satisfiiction of 
 knowing that I have done nothing disgrace- 
 ful, and that I try to be a Christian. My 
 life has not been a happy one. I do not 
 complain of this, for it is the will of the 
 Almighty, and is intended for some divine 
 end ; but it accounts for all that may seem 
 strange to you in me. A trying incident, 
 related to my past life, occurred to me this 
 morning, and so your mother has noticed my 
 depression this evening. If God spares my 
 life, and I can do so Avithout involving 
 othei's, I will tell you more about myself 
 some day when you are older. Now you 
 won't feel vexed with me, Miss Constance, 
 will you? " 
 
 If any proof were needed to show what a 
 very boy Ezekiel Reed still was, it might 
 have been found at once in his innocent 
 unconsciousness of the great blunder he 
 was committing in imputing youthful imma- 
 turity to his companion. Woman, old or 
 young, can forgive anything in a man sooner 
 than a want of tact, especially where the 
 latter calls into question her fitness for 
 implicit confidence from evei'ybody. The 
 least bit of experience with the sex is gen- 
 erally sufflcient to save a man from disturb- 
 ing this feminine idiosyncrasj"^, — at least, 
 until after marriage ; but the simple-hearted 
 school-master's son was a pitiable novice in 
 tact of any kind; and the girl just out of 
 school resented the imputation of being too 
 young for wholesale confidence, with as 
 ranch indignation as though she had been 
 the maturest of women. 
 
 "I hope," was her remark, as she bent 
 stiffly to a piece of sewing ou her knee, and 
 turned a very rosy cheek to the offender, "I 
 have not beeu so ill-mannered as to make 
 you suppose that I want to know what 
 doesn't concern me. I am not quite such a 
 child as that, if I am very young ! " 
 
 " You are vexed with me," cried the puz- 
 zled Ezekiel, resting his face upon his arm 
 on the table, and anxiously trying to catch 
 her eye. 
 
 "Oh, pshaw! no, I'm not," came petu- 
 lantly from the fastidious little beauty ; 
 " only, if you want to be a Christian, Mr. 
 
 Reed, and expect God to help .vou bear the 
 troubles you speak of, why don't you join 
 the church, and give your heart to the 
 Saviour?" 
 
 This sudden and arbitrary turn of the 
 subject was intensely characteristic of the 
 girl's nature. She, too, like the school- 
 master's son, had been warped in the nat- 
 ural spirit of her youth by family trial, and, 
 as in his case agaiu, the spiritual deformity 
 had evinced itself in a precocious religious 
 sentiment; yet it was at this very point of 
 apparent harmony that the characters of the 
 twain least assimilated. 
 
 Erom the manner in which the young man 
 drew himself back in his chair and wearily 
 dropped his eyes, it was plain that the sub- 
 stance of the same intolerant question had 
 beeu at least hinted to him before. 
 
 "Miss Constance," he slowly said, "we 
 should all bestow our hearts in that way. 
 Perhaps you are right as to the necessity 
 of a public profession in serving the Al- 
 mighty; but when you are a little older you 
 may realize that there are peremptory indi- 
 vidualities of character which dictate, if 
 they do not justify, different methods of 
 following the right faith." 
 
 Constance looked up at him with a glance 
 rendering it questionable whether she had 
 comprehended his idea, but leaving no room 
 to doubt that she understood his^i-eference 
 to her immaturity again. Her only response, 
 however, was a dissatisfied "Well;" and 
 from thenceforth, until Mrs. Le Mous re- 
 turned from her call, there was silence be- 
 tween them. 
 
 Later in the night, when at respective 
 bedsides each earnest young soul knelt, as 
 before altars the most innocent in the 
 world, the woman's heart prayed that it 
 might never waver from its own standard 
 of right, and the man's mind petitioned for 
 light to see what the true standard should 
 be. They differed only as heart from mind, 
 as instinct from reason, as woman from 
 man. 
 
 CHAPTER XXXI. 
 
 THE MILLER AND HIS ME.V. 
 
 The most artful illusions of light are but 
 innocent child's tricks in comparison with 
 the commonest deceptions of the disingenu- 
 ous and humbug republic of darkness. 
 Despite all its world-old associations of 
 pitfall, thievery, murder, and ghost, there 
 is a restful, gentle, protecting assumption 
 about darkness, which curiously imposes 
 upon the weak-minded and timid for their 
 comfort. Darkness, genuine and profound, 
 revenges itself against the mildest bit of 
 moonlight, candle-light, or will-o'-the-wisp, 
 with all sorts of ghosts, spectral draughts, 
 and imaginary goblins; but, in its uuin- 
 vaded opacitj", suggests an utter vacancy 
 and security by which at least one great 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 human sense is incapacitated from traus- 
 mitlioi^ fear to the coward heart. 
 
 An acceptable pliilosophy will discover 
 that all our actuating emotions are incited 
 — possibly created — by material objects. 
 What we see in form is what we are in 
 spirit; and were this world a flat, unbroken 
 blank, with but one .self-sustaining man 
 upon it, we may question whether that man 
 could attain enougli emotional character in 
 a lifetime to move one step beyond the spot 
 on which Deity had tirst placed him. Curi- 
 osity, the true key-note and beginning of 
 all natural emotion, owes its primal awak- 
 ening in the infant to iiiaterial shapes, — 
 toys, forbidden food, the human face. Im- 
 agination, the leaven and luxury of sentient 
 existence, takes its tirst start from some 
 material reality, however fantastically it 
 may thereafter swim in space and distort 
 the likeness of its practical origin into fifty 
 vague unlikeuesses. And both curiosity and 
 imagination can have no original action in 
 the apparently objectless blank of a perfect 
 darkness. 
 
 Hence the vast amount of illusive hum- 
 bug there is about atmospheric opacity, — 
 which is only an egregious sham upon rea- 
 son, and (through instinct) inclines the lat- 
 ter to temporarily die in sleep that its living 
 weakness may not be exposed by the swin- 
 dle ! Hence the entire unsuspiciou of any 
 objects at all — much less of any living and 
 sinister objects — with which an unpreju- 
 diced stranger, on a certain night, might 
 have surveyed a certain pretended blank of 
 this kind, until, — 
 
 Well, until a quick scraping sound and 
 pei'pendicular streak of phosphorescent fire 
 were heard and seen simultaneously ; when, 
 of course, light had commenced to over- 
 throw the artful deception and give the 
 imagined observer objects for his emotions. 
 The scraping sound and streak of fire came 
 from a lucifer match (to give the striker 
 time to find which the foregoing overture 
 has been ingeniously improvised), and when 
 said match terminated its fiery little trip 
 down the invisible upi'ight post in a snap- 
 ping explosion of minutely spiteful flame, it 
 partially explained its own action by vaguely 
 revealing a long, bony hand, and part of a 
 yellow cloth arm. Still borne by this lank 
 and sallow human member, it went sputter- 
 ing to a point of rest but a few inches dis- 
 tant, and there called up a second, stronger, 
 and whiter flame, in which its own was 
 swallowed and lost. A tallow candle was 
 the burning reveiation this time, and fur- 
 ther quarried from the insensate gloom a 
 hand and arm to match the other, and a 
 face and figure to match the whole. Addi- 
 tionally thereto, divers dingy rafters, tum- 
 bling wooden props, splintered posts and 
 rusty iron axles were also brought into 
 murky view; and — sti'angest of all — the 
 yellow figure was seen to be confronted by 
 a frightful female shape hung by the neck. 
 
 The large-featured face of the yellow per- 
 sonage, as illuminated by the candle, ex- 
 
 pressed none of that amazement and horror 
 which such criminal and ghastly company 
 might pardon. Indeed, its expression was 
 incipieutly humorous to the extent of a gro- 
 tesque twist of the small gray eyes and 
 widely- slashed mouth. 
 
 " Easy, now, old girl," was the irreverent 
 remark of the j'ellow mystic while he care- 
 fully erected the candle in what appeared to 
 be an extended hand of the hanging ladj' ; 
 and as the highly-colored shining face and 
 curiously unsymmetrical white robes of the 
 latter took the light, there appeared some 
 excuse for the covert levity of her execu- 
 tioner. 
 
 The old girl had that dissipated, slinky 
 aspect which might have overcome the 
 most chivalrous instinct of respect for her 
 sex; and when the jaundiced hangman 
 stepped back a pace and began drawing her 
 up through an opening in the rafters above, 
 by means of a second rope, her demoraliza- 
 tion was complete in the passive slovenli- 
 ness of the ascent. 
 
 The dreary squealing of an unamiable 
 wooden wheel somewhere overhead was 
 the solitary sound that accompanied the 
 first two or three pulls of the rope ; but its 
 further requiem was temporarily checked by 
 the noise of a fall and an imprecation close 
 at hand. 
 
 "What's the matter. Gamble?" queried 
 the yellow man, suspending his labors and 
 staring into the gloom of the nearest corner. 
 
 " I've barked my shins in this cursed rat- 
 hole. That's what's the matter ! " growled 
 a voice from the obscurity. " You're a 
 polite one. Sharp, to invite a man into such 
 a precious old shebang as this, and then 
 leave him to come after you without so 
 much as a match ! " 
 
 " Don't bawl so! " was Mr. Sharp's hasty 
 caution. " Didn't you have the dark-lan- 
 tern ? " 
 
 "Yes, — with j'our orders to keep the 
 slide shut ! " sounded in a deeply-injured 
 tone, as a pair of small, glassy black ej'es, 
 a heavy mustache, and a slim, sombre 
 figure came limping into the dim light. — 
 " Here ! I say ! What are you up to? " 
 
 "Just pick up that lantern again, and 
 pull up the slide, and I'll tell you, my son," 
 returned the other, paternally. " I've 
 lighted the ghost's-candle, and I'm hoisting 
 up the fair victim of parental pig-headed- 
 ness." 
 
 " Explain the dodge," urged Mr. Gamble, 
 making a desperate attempt to appear as 
 though he had not turned pale at first. 
 
 " Human credulity is the game," moral- 
 ized Mr. Sharp, in the same piquant phra- 
 seology, as he resumed his exercises with 
 the rope. " When once the old girl is 
 swinging — (nothing but a false face, old 
 gown, and stick to hold the light, you see) 
 — in the story above, her candle gives a 
 kind of frightful look to the dusty old win- 
 dows of the mill, and if anybody should 
 look in, he'd see the ghost of the millei-'s 
 daughter. Milton is a good half-mile away 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 1C5 
 
 from here ; but there isn't a soul in it that 
 don't think this a haunted institution." 
 
 With the upward disappearance of the 
 candle and ghost, Mr. Gamble had turned 
 the full glare of the dark lantern into his 
 own face to keep himself in countenance. 
 Emboldened by this glorification of his 
 beauty, he jauntily asked, — 
 
 " Was there ever a Maid of the Mill, who, 
 if she wasn't dead, would live liere still?" 
 
 Mr. Sharp, having tied his rope to a post, 
 produced another match and candle from 
 one of his yellow pockets, as lie replied, — 
 
 '•There was such a maid, my roaring 
 blade. She was only daughter to a sanguine 
 old widower, with a green patch over his 
 left eye, who ran this mill when I was but a 
 sunny youth Down-East, and you was but 
 a freckled little cuss in your native Sixth 
 Ward. She fell in love with the butcher, 
 who served from ]\Iilton, and the courtship 
 was getting as tender as a prime cutlet, 
 when, suddenly, the butcher had a call from 
 the constables for sheep-stealing. In this 
 chopfallen situation, he sent -^vord, by a 
 friend, to the miller's daughter, that she 
 must get her pa to bail him out ; for he was 
 too full to say more. She made the request 
 of her parent, and that sarcastic old sinner 
 led her to a back door of the mill. ' You 
 want me to go bail for the butcher ? ' says he. 
 'Yes, please,' says she. 'Wliat's that I'm 
 pointing at ? ' says he, extending a forefinger 
 down the pond. 'It's the dam,' says she. 
 ' Well,' says the miller ; ' I'll see the butcher 
 that-ed before I'll bail him ! ' This was a fresh 
 cut to the miller's daughter, who felt that all 
 her hope of matrimony was at stake. That 
 night, after the old man had gone to sleep, 
 she came down into the mill, with a candle 
 in her hand. If she could not be a help- 
 meet to the butcher, she would not live to 
 be any other man's rib ; so she hung herself, 
 and was found next morning, just as you 
 see her up there now." 
 
 Mr. Gamble stood under the opening in 
 the rafters, and gazed critically upward at 
 the ghost. 
 
 " Was she holding out the candle in that 
 way, when they found her ? " asked he, scep- 
 tically. 
 
 The yellow man's face was now very visi- 
 ble in the light of his second tallow-dip, 
 and displayed a momentary contraction of 
 thought. 
 
 "Ye-e-es," returned he, with some cau- 
 tion. 
 
 "It's against nature," urged the critic. 
 "It aint in nature for anybody to be hung 
 dead, and still hold a candle out in that 
 broomsticky way." 
 
 '■ Of course it's against nature," rejoined 
 Mr. Sharp, brightening up. " It's supernat- 
 ural. That's the mystery of it." 
 
 This happy solution of a knotty point left 
 the yellow worthy at liberty to heed other 
 matters. In a spirit of communicative hos- 
 pitality, he explained to his friend that they 
 were then under the mill; and that the 
 slanting bank of earth, sloping down from 
 
 the far ends of the rafters to their feet, was 
 a pai't of the descent from the road on which 
 the rickety old building stood. From the 
 bottom of this bank, however, the ground 
 had been rudely floored with boards, which 
 extended to a I)road, low window, and nar- 
 row door, looking over the neglected mill- 
 pond, and under the ruined mill-wheel. 
 Aided by such light as they had, the two 
 prowlers succeeded in stumbling upon a 
 goodly pine table, around which several 
 clumsy wooden chairs wei'e standing and 
 lying, and on which Mr. Sharp stuck las can- 
 dle after having first closed the window, near 
 by, with a hinged wooden shutter. 
 
 " Take a seat, close that lantern-slide, and 
 make yourself at home," directed Mr. Sharp, 
 with no little gayety of manner, as he es- 
 tablished himself on one of the chairs. 
 "Hallo, there, Old Dolly ! " 
 
 The startling summons — for such it Avas 
 — called a new figure to the scene. Out of 
 the shadow to the right of the table came a 
 stooping, ragged, and brown-faced old wo- 
 man, her sunken eyes shining like those of 
 a cat as she appi'oached the light. 
 
 " Bottles and candles, mother! " cried the 
 yellow man, while she was yet coming ; and, 
 at the sound, she wheeled silently about, 
 and Avent into retirement again. 
 
 "What's that?" ejaculated Mr. Gamble, 
 rubbing his eyes. " Another ghost? " 
 
 "Like enough she's made ghosts in her 
 day," chuckled the -wizard, vastly enjoying 
 his comrade's surprise. " She's anything 
 but a spook, herself, though. She's the 
 Witch of the Mill, as they call her in Milton, 
 and helps the gliost to keep the bumpkins 
 away from this old chateau of ours. She's 
 Old Gipsy Dolores ; and the governor has 
 kept her here ever since a daughter of hers 
 got poisoned, somewhere down in the Five 
 Points. Her gang is in with us." 
 
 " Is there anything else to appear ? " asked 
 Mr. Gamble, querulousljs — "any living skel- 
 eton, or chap with his throat cut? Because 
 I'd like to know it beforehand,' and not have 
 my hair flying up every five minutes." 
 
 "No, my son, you've seen the whole 
 show," returned the friendly Mr. Sharp. 
 
 " If that's so, all right. Come to think of 
 it, Sharp, I've seen the old lady before." 
 
 The reappearance of the crone, with bot- 
 tles, cracked tumblers, and candles, pre- 
 vented an immediate rejoinder from the 
 other; for he at once devoted himself to the 
 attainment of increased ilhiminatiou and 
 spirituous refreshment. With the second re- 
 treat of Dolores, however, he resumed the 
 conversation, his bristling sandy hair and 
 yellow attire coming out cheerfully in the 
 imperfect light. 
 
 "Help yourself, — old Jamaica and sher- 
 ry," quoth he, looking from the bottles to 
 his companion, and leaning comfortably 
 l)ack in his chair, glass in hand. " I'll give 
 you a toast." 
 
 " Done!" assented Mr. Gamble, patron- 
 izing the nearest bottle. 
 
 "The Miller and his Men." 
 
166 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 "Here's to 'em. Thus we toss the ruby 
 wiue." 
 
 Uoth irentlemcu drained their glasses in 
 honor of the vague sentiment, and then 
 the leading spirit of tlio revel plunged his 
 spade-like hands into his pockets and re- 
 flect iiigly survejred the new miller. 
 
 "You sav," remarked he, "that j'ou've 
 seen Old Dolly before ? " 
 
 " I'm certain," was the repl.y, " that she's 
 the identical old one of a gipsy crew, that 
 I fell in with in Newark, quite a spell ago. 
 I put a girl of hers up to a little woman- 
 game for me, there ; and a nice mess it got 
 me into. An airy customer named Rice or 
 Reese, or something like that, was travel- 
 ling with them, and a queer sort of boy of 
 his went and upset my whole game, instead 
 of giving a note to the lady he was sent to. 
 wiien I called at the house again, I'm blest 
 if the door wasn't slammed in mj^ f;ice ! " 
 
 "Reese ! "exclaimed Mr. Sharp, drawing 
 his huge feet together with a jerk. "As 
 sure as my name is Easton Sharp, thatA^ery 
 fellow has been in this mill often enough. 
 He was one of us before he got killed iu 
 some sort of dance-house row in town, and 
 a live genius he was ! Why, Gamble, my 
 boy, when Reese wasn't in New York at- 
 tending to primaries ami elections for the 
 governor and General Cringer, he was 
 tramping with our gipsy boys to ' shove 
 the queer.' " 
 
 "I suppose that means passing counter- 
 feit money," said Mr. Gamble, captiously. 
 " Well, I know who he was, then; and I'd 
 like to be sure that his infernal young imp 
 died with him." 
 
 "Who was the boy?" 
 
 " I don't know ; some young thief." 
 
 Easton Sharp sprawled out his feet again, 
 and resumed his former pensive air. 
 
 " It's curious how things worlv," was his 
 audible reflection. "When I think how 
 nearly every man of us has wound himself 
 up and gone off, I wonder that we don't 
 have real, original genuine ghosts in the 
 old mill. There's poor Birch. He used to 
 be school-master over beyond the village, 
 and had his hands full to blind a perfect cat 
 of a young wife and a regular parson of a 
 step-son, when he slipped ofl' to Milton of a 
 night and sneaked down hei'c after the rest 
 of us. Well, he got shot iu the head by 
 somebody for something about a boy, and 
 now he's a raving lunatic. That's the end 
 of him ! " 
 "Cheerful," was Mr. Gamble's commentary. 
 
 "And Wolfton! A man that could do 
 any Iiank signature — right oft-hand — so 
 that its own writer would swear to it. 
 What has he been for the few last years ? 
 If what I've heard is true he's an idiotic 
 dock-rat ! " 
 
 Mr. Gamble began to show signs of de- 
 pression, though frequently snuffing the 
 can;llv;S and applying to his bottle for di- 
 version. 
 
 " Cheerful again," grunted he, looking 
 nervously about him. 
 
 "There was Reese, too," continued 
 Easton Sharp, in the same retrospective 
 vein. "There was a foi-tune and a Presi- 
 dency in that genius, if he hadn't always 
 been such a queer, demoralized sort of play- 
 actor, lie had an eye for a bank-note that 
 was next door to magic, and if one of our 
 plates had u hair-line diltercnce from the 
 true l)ill, he'd sec it at a glance. And, then, 
 in politics, too ! Why, that man could do 
 more in the Sixty-sixth Ward with five 
 hundred dollars, than — well, more than 
 Macginnis himself could ! He used to have 
 a mysterious friend named Mr. IMugses, 
 and when it came to squaring things with 
 the governor and General Cringer after an 
 election, he would always sa}^ — ' Mugses 
 must have a berth iu the custom house, too, 
 you know; ' or, 'My particular friend, Mr. 
 Mugses, must have his name in this new 
 railroad l)ill, as Avell as mine ; ' or, ' M. was 
 along Avith me iu doctoring those ballots 
 for Comptroller, and he's got to have his 
 clerkship if I have one.' Well, sir, the 
 name of Mugses Aveut into more than one 
 prime bill at Albany, and the same name 
 was drawing a salary of twelve hundred for 
 a custom-house clerkship : — the A'ery clerk- 
 ship that General Cringer has just given to 
 a Avide-awake chap named Stiles. Tlie 
 mystery of it Avas, that this Mr. Mugses 
 could never be seen by anybody. His share 
 in a railroad bill was ahvays sold (at a 
 round figure, sometimes), and his salary 
 Avas ahvays drawn by some second party. 
 NoAV Avho do you suppose he was ? As sure 
 as my name is Easton Sharp, he Avas a doij 
 — a black and yellow houud! Yes, sir! 
 There Avas genius for you ! And yet Reese 
 had to go and get his head turned by a 
 gipsy wench, — the \'ery one you've got 
 cause to remember, I'm thinking, — and 
 she knifed him for jealousy Avhile he Avas 
 dancing, like a fool, Avith another girl. 
 What a 1)loAV it was to the Regular Demo- 
 lition Ticket! The governor and General 
 Criuger have never worked together half as 
 slickly since then." 
 
 " I 've got into a neat little business," 
 snarled Mr. Gamble, sullenly eying a can- 
 dle, "if all the partners go to blazes in a 
 string." 
 
 "Theu, Old Hugo came near a bad slip- 
 up ; though he Avas only one of tlie gip- 
 sies. He Avas caught 'shoviug the queer' 
 iu Newark aud New York. The charge 
 was made in New York, and they took hiai 
 from Newark. Reese was Avith the gang in 
 camp at the time, just outside tlie town, — 
 you seem to kuoAV wliere, — aud had to bury 
 a stack of the stufl' aud make tracks for his 
 congressional district iu the city. An in- 
 dictment Avas found against Hugo, aud if 
 the governor, aud his friend, the city coun- 
 cil, hadn't just managed to get him before 
 one of our judges, he'd have gone to Sing- 
 Sing as sure as fixte. It was toucli and go 
 witii him, I tell you ! He, and another 
 gipsy named Juan, work here now whcu it's 
 safe." 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 167 
 
 The auditor of these livelj' l)io2:raphical 
 sketches iolded his arms very tightly across 
 his closelj'-buttoned coat, and looked for- 
 lornly x'vcross the table at his entertainer. 
 
 " 1 suppose you know liow the governor, 
 as you call him, roped me into this arrange- 
 ment? " he uneasily observed. 
 
 "I can guess at it," answered the yellow 
 man, refilling his tumbler and speaking in a 
 light and engaging way; "he tirst ruined 
 you, as he did all the others, — except me. 
 — and then, seeing that you had sharp 
 points, and were in a bad pickle, he made a 
 gentlemanly proposition to 3'ou, and gave 
 j'ou my address at Milton. You came to 
 the Milton post-offlce, introduced yourself 
 to me, had a little talk about the business, 
 and here you are." 
 
 " True as gospel ! " cried the ruined inno- 
 cent, greatly surprised at the accuracy of 
 the statement. "I'm in for it now, and 
 shan't back out. But you say that he didn't 
 ruin you .? " 
 
 Mr. Sharp wagged a denial with his egg- 
 shaped, sandy head, and gave a chip of a 
 laugh through his spacious nose. 
 
 " I was ruined before I ever saw him, my 
 son. I edited a country newspaper," — 
 there was a touch of sadness in the tone, — 
 " and took unwholesome vegetables for sub- 
 scriptions until my compositors and press- 
 man refused to take any further salary in 
 seed-cucumbers and frosted turnips. Then 
 I suspended payment and went to New 
 York. I was seeing the elephant there, 
 prior to looking up some travelling agency, 
 when I came across the governor. He hap- 
 pened to want a sharp Yankee to superin- 
 tend his mill out of town, and I happened 
 to want something livelier than starvation. 
 So, through poor Birch, who knew me 
 before, he oflered me the position ; and got 
 me the Milton post-offlce, through General 
 Criuger, to keep me near the spot and help 
 draw the wool over the eyes of the Mil- 
 tonians." 
 
 " You must be fond of it." 
 
 " While it pays," was the judicious reply. 
 " I think I'm going to lose the post-oCiice, 
 because the governor and Cringer seem 
 likely to have a split. If it's true that 
 Cringer is over with the Ebullitiouists 
 agaiu, there's a split already, and my head's 
 as good as ofl". When it does come off, I'm 
 done with Milton. The thing that I want 
 to do then is to start a political organ in 
 New York, and wax the Ebullitiouists until 
 they — advertise with me." 
 
 The subtle, journalistical instinct, the 
 natural genius for the press, evidenced by 
 the postmaster's concluding phrase, did not 
 kindle iu the massive brain of Mr. Gamble 
 that appreciation which it eminently de- 
 served. Indeed, th^ later annals of the 
 haunted mill, as quoted by the yellow phi- 
 losopher, and the gloomy, Lalf-buried tone 
 of the place in which thej^ sat, had precip- 
 itated upon Mr. Gamble a corroding mel- 
 ancholy ; and his intellectual powers wilted 
 into silence. 
 
 Noting the mood thus commended to his 
 forbearance, Mr. Sharp also lapsed into 
 reticence for a time; the only indications 
 of his continued mental activity being the 
 alternate stropping of his soles and paring 
 of his nails with one of those huge jack- 
 knives which eternally assist the abstrac- 
 tion of the philosophical Connecticut mind. 
 
 A yawn simultaneous with a noisy shut- 
 ting of the weapon was linally the post- 
 master's signal of returning sociability ; 
 when he furthermore reminded the oppo- 
 site dreamer of his presence by pushing 
 one of the candles into scorching prox- 
 imity to the Gambletonian mustache. 
 
 " It's about time for the governor to put 
 in an appearance now," said he. " Suppose 
 we look out for him." 
 
 " I'm agreed," returned Gamble, jumping 
 to his feet. " Anything but moping iu this 
 dead-man's corner." 
 
 Mr. Sharp produced a pair of caps from 
 where they had been deposited earlier iu 
 the evening, and the two miller's-men 
 donned them and left the table. 
 
 " I don't see your dies, and presses, and 
 other stock," remarked the observaut Gam- 
 ble. 
 
 "They're all safe enough in boxes under 
 the floor," explained the postmaster. " Now 
 slip out of this door after me as quick as. 
 you can, for I don't want the light to shine 
 out." 
 
 The narrow threshold was cleared with 
 prompt dexterity, and the unhallowed twain 
 came out upon the sandy edge of a small, 
 stagnant pond, and close to the verge of a 
 huge, mutilated water-wheel. Across the 
 slimy depths ran a slippery footway of 
 single planks, eked out on the other side by 
 the trunk of a ftillen tree ; and, save where 
 the dark shadow of the mill fell upon it, the 
 surface of the pond looked rank enough 
 with weed to pass for marsh-land. High 
 over all hung the full August moon, — a 
 heaven-ringed lantern in the starry dome 
 of silence and of night, — showing mill, 
 pond, swelling lield, and clustering wood, 
 in that cool, subduing light which makes 
 the night like a day reflected in still water. 
 
 " Look there ! " cried Sharp, pointing ex- 
 citedly across the pond. 
 
 From that side the verdant laud sloped 
 by scarcely perceptible degrees to what was 
 a wide stretch of champaign, rather thau 
 valley, though groves and separate trees 
 darkened here and there, and a blue line of 
 hills faintly cut the distant east. Down 
 somewhere near the sedgy heart of this 
 luxuriant expanse, where countless watery 
 antenna; twined insidiously among dank 
 bogs, and snaky pools slept treacherously 
 under coverts of beaten grass, a fog had 
 welled up like a ghost of the sea that once 
 might have lain there, and filled the vale 
 with spectral waters. Groves laving in it 
 half-way to their motionless tops, their 
 lower branches and foliage showing dimly 
 through the mist; scattered oaks and apple- 
 trees, lifting a green cone, or an indented 
 
168 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 dome, above the milky level, — were faiiy 
 continents and islands sleeping on their 
 shadows in a wavelcss and illimitable 
 ocean. And out — away out — far beyond 
 the last green shore, and seemingly given 
 egress through a sinking gateway in the 
 remote hills of blue, the uuraoving waste 
 stretched without a sail to the twinkling 
 lights of infinity. 
 
 " Look there ! " cried Sharp. 
 
 " Hanged if I didn't think it ivas water, at 
 first!" exclaimed Gamble, half in admira- 
 tion, half in fear. 
 
 '■I've seen it before, on moonlight 
 niglits," said Mr. Sharp, gazing fixedly at 
 the lovely illusion ; " but it's always new to 
 me. It's a sight to make a man wish him- 
 self something better than he is, and — 
 there's the governor and his friend, by 
 jingo ! " 
 
 ""where? Where?" 
 
 "Don't you see? Over the pond, there." 
 
 Two figures wei-e indeed visible, coming, 
 like languid swimmers, through the fog on 
 the field across the pond, and resembling 
 human heads and shoulders on ghosts of 
 bodies and legs. 
 
 " Why, how the mischief did they get 
 there? Isn't there a road just up beyond 
 the mill, here?" asked Mr. Gamble, with a 
 bewildered air. 
 
 "The governor drives up from Jersey 
 City to a snuggery he's got down below 
 there, in what used to be a saw-mill," re- 
 turned the postmaster, "and comes across 
 lots. Did you think he came through the 
 village and told all hands where to find 
 him?" 
 
 Not encouraged to a further pursuit of 
 knowledge by this inquisitive bit of sar- 
 casm, the novice contented himself with 
 silently watching the approach of the miller 
 and his friend. 
 
 The former was tall, and the latter short 
 and stout ; but as each had a handkerchief 
 tied over mouth and nose to guard against 
 malaria, and a hat drawn over the eyes to 
 prevent recognition by any possible strag- 
 gler in the fields, not much could be told of 
 their respective aspects until they had, with 
 difficulty, passed the narrow bridge of 
 planks and were at the door of the mill. 
 Then they removed the handkei'chiefs, and 
 the splendid black beard of the miller, and 
 red beard and hair of his round-faced com- 
 panion were disclosed to view. 
 
 " So, gentlemen, you are waiting for us," 
 was the miller's gracious salute. "Mr. 
 Trackum, these are the friends I mentioned, 
 — Mr. Sharp, and Mr. Gamble." 
 
 "Sirs, to you! Happy to know you," 
 said Mr. Trackum, bestowing a jerky nod 
 and a very sharp look upon the gentlemen 
 named. 
 
 "That's a fine efiect over there — that 
 fog," remarked the miller. 
 
 "Yes," said Mr. Trackum. "Very curi- 
 ous indeed." 
 
 "Have you got lights inside, Sharp? " 
 
 "Yes, governor." 
 
 "Then, gentlemen, we'll go in-doors and 
 try to wash some of this fog out of our 
 throats." 
 
 Upon entering (or, rather, going under) 
 the mill, Mr. Trackum took pains to be the 
 last of the part}% and, while their backs 
 were still turned upon him, he swept all 
 that was visible of the place in one curious 
 and searching look. 
 
 The four wei'e quickly seated at the table. 
 Old Dolores appeared, like a superannuated 
 bacchante, with fresh caudles (spermaceti, 
 this time), bottles, water, and glasses, and 
 the convivial miller pledged his merry men 
 in a bumper. 
 
 " Our friend Trackum," said he, flourish- 
 ing a hand, on which sparkled a large dia- 
 mond, toward the plump gentleman with red 
 hair, "is determined to be one of us, and 
 you will remember, Mr. Sharp, and Mr. 
 Gamble, that we are to have no secrets from 
 him." 
 
 "You do me proud," cried the new- 
 comer, raising his tumbler with great 
 alacrity. "I know good company when I 
 see it, and you really do me proud." 
 
 " Yours respectfully," answered Mr. 
 Sharp, drinking. 
 
 " Ruin for four," growled Mr. Gamble, 
 who was very low-spirited again, already. 
 
 " You'd better not drink any more, Mr. 
 Gamble," said the miller, transfixing that 
 individual with an uncomfortable smile. 
 "Mr. Trackum will not understand a joke 
 of that description, for he's not yet ' up ' in 
 the free-masonry of our club." 
 
 "Club!" ejaculated the stout man, with 
 an inquiring look, — " Club ? Oh, I see ; to 
 be sure. The ' Queer' club, I suppose you 
 call it." 
 
 " Queer?" queried the miller, raising his 
 eyebrows. 
 
 "Ha! ha!" laughed Mr. Trackum, in 
 great animation. — "Yes, thankee, Mr. 
 Sharp, I ivill try another swallow of that 
 Bourbon. — Ha! ha! you keep it up well, 
 gov'nor." 
 
 The miller looked hopelessly at Mr. 
 Sharp, as who should say. What is the man 
 talking about? and Mr. Sharp sent back the 
 expression of one who wanted to look un- 
 speakably wise, but was not quite sure 
 enough of his own sanity to make it out. 
 
 "Club, hey? " added the humorist, with 
 another burst of laughter. "Well, club it 
 is. You gents would make your fortunes 
 in a theayter, — you carry it ofl'so wadl." 
 
 " Ha! ha! ha! " bellowed Mr. Gamble, his 
 countenance writhing with saturnine bitter- 
 ness. 
 
 " Gamble," said Mr. Sharp, anxious to be 
 sure by the sound of his own voice that he 
 was himself, — " Gamble, you're acting like 
 a beast." 
 
 " Mr. Trackum," observed the miller, 
 adopting an air of mild but firm remon- 
 strance, " if you have finished j'onr laugh 
 and your glass, I should like to ask you 
 what you are pleased to mean by the term 
 ' Queer,' — as you emphasize it ? and what 
 
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 1G9 
 
 yon wish us to understand by the phrase 
 of ' carrying it oft' well? ' I am afraid that 
 my friends, here, — one of whom appears 
 to be in a condition not entirely gentle- 
 manly" — here a contemptuous movement 
 of the eye toward Mr. Gamljle — " will be 
 at a loss to account for your apparently 
 extraordinary views of our ' Governor's 
 Club.' " 
 
 Both Trackum and Sharp watched him 
 closely while he spoke, and the shrewd, 
 smooth face of the latter suddenly flashed 
 with a new intelligence. The former, too, 
 evidently experienced an emotion of min- 
 gled surprise and impatience. 
 
 "Guv'nor," said Mr. Trackum, leaning 
 firmly upon his elbows and changing his 
 manner at once to the severest gravity, 
 " I'm only a poor, ruined devil, but I won't 
 be fooled too far ! I threw mj-self in your 
 way like a man. I told you that I was a 
 starving engraver and was ready to go into 
 your line of business. You sounded me for 
 two or three days, and then asked me if I 
 wanted to join a ' Club.' / twigged what 
 you meant, and said j'es. You've brought 
 me out here, — and now you're trying to 
 rig me. What's the use ? " 
 
 The miller's wicked eyes darted some- 
 thing like menace, but his demeanor was 
 still quietly forbearing. 
 
 " My good fellow, j^ou are losing your 
 temper. If you chose to twist my words 
 into some abstruse species of slang, it is 
 your own business. I have my eccentric- 
 ities ; Mr. Sharp has his ; Mr. Gamble, his ; 
 other gentlemen, not now present, theirs. 
 If it is our pleasure to meet in this old 
 mill, at certain times of year, as a club, that 
 is our own business. You came out here 
 to join the club — having eccentricities of 
 your own — " 
 
 " Club be cursed! " interrupted the man, 
 furiously. " What has clubs and eccentri- 
 cities got to do with a chap that don't know 
 where he's going to get his breakfast to- 
 morrow? I came here to look at your 
 dies. Where are they ? " 
 
 " He's going to dj'e his whiskers," ven- 
 tured Mr. Sharp, with a fine touch of 
 original pleasantry. 
 
 "He's going to die on the . gallows," 
 moaned Mr. Gamble, who sat all in a heap 
 and seemed to be shedding tears. 
 
 " Your ideas about some things appear to 
 be tolerably true ones," said the imper- 
 turbable miller. " About as truthful as my 
 idea of you would be if I took you for any- 
 thing else than — a traitor in camp ! " 
 
 Trackum started to his feet; but not 
 more quickly than the Milton postmaster 
 lugged, from some mysterious depth below 
 his waistband, a huge pistol and pointed it 
 at his head. 
 
 The miller also arose to his feet, but in a 
 quite leisurely manner, and looked steadily 
 into the unflinching eyes of the spy at bay. 
 
 " Sharp, don't be excited. Trackum, if 
 you move another step, or put that hand 
 near your breast again, I'll blow your 
 
 22 
 
 brains out myself. Remain perfectl}' still, 
 and you are as safe as you would l)e at 
 home. I know you, my good fellow. You 
 are a Boston detective, employed by the 
 Ormolu Bank, of Quadunck, to discover 
 where certain promising counterfeit tens 
 and flfties on that institution have come 
 from. Some political opponent of mine — 
 courteous gentleman as he undoubtedly is 
 — put into your head the preposterous idea 
 of playing the shadow to me ! Why, 
 Trackum, my man, I knew all about your 
 absurd purpose the very first night you en- 
 tered my house. You were being looked 
 after by a useful and experienced friend of 
 mine; a member of your own fraternity; 
 perhaps you know him, — Mr. Ketchum?" 
 
 The fiorid countenance of the detective 
 had turned white at first, but now wore its 
 natural hue, and his voice Avas only gruffer 
 than before, as he undauntedly replied, — 
 
 " I see that my game's up." 
 
 " I humored your ' game,' as you epigram- 
 matically call it," continued the miller, 
 blandly; " because, being a student of hu- 
 man nature, I wanted to see if you would 
 really have the courage to come here alone 
 and at midnight with me — you supposing 
 me, of course, to be the head of an adroit 
 and desperate gang of counterfeiters. You 
 are one of the bravest men I ever met. You 
 know, undoubtedly, that it would be the 
 easiest thing in the world for Mr. Sliarp and 
 I to put you into that pond outside and leave 
 you at the bottom, if either he or I had any 
 possible object to gain by doing so? " 
 
 " I suppose you could." 
 
 "Mr. Sharp, be good enough to put up 
 that pistol." 
 
 The postmaster unhesitatingly returned 
 the weapon to its hiding-place, and leaped 
 to a seat on the table, like a grotesque yel- 
 low goblin. 
 
 " Now, Trackum, I've got a few words 
 more for you. Whatever your ideas of the 
 ' Governoi-'s Club ' may be, you have not 
 seen the first thing to justify you in annoy- 
 ing me further relative to this outrageous 
 business. But let me tell you that, had I 
 brought you to a workshop full of counter- 
 feiters indeed, you would have been but little 
 better oft". You must have preferred your 
 charge in New York, for it was from there, 
 as Mr. Ketchum tells me, that the Ormolu 
 counterfeits are supposed to have com- 
 menced circulation. And what chance — I 
 speak very franklj^ — what chance would you 
 have in New York with a charge against 
 me ? Who are the two most powerful men 
 in New York City and State, respectively, 
 to-day? General Cringer and — I. From 
 elections of governor and senator, down to 
 those of aldermen, the men who viake the 
 men are Cringer and — I. You ai-e a sensi- 
 ble man, and I'm talking the plainest sense 
 to you. I could shoot you dead on Broad- 
 way, to-morrow, my Boston friend, and be 
 undisturbedly hobnobbing with my legisla- 
 tive friends at Albany in a week after. You 
 must see, then, that it will be a neither safe 
 
170 
 
 AVITtY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 nor payinu business to even remember your 
 visit here." 
 
 "I never ^o beyond my business," re- 
 turned the deteetive, bluntly. "You've 
 managed to do me badly, somehow, and 
 there's the end of it." 
 
 "Sensibly said, my good fellow. Now, 
 if you'll follow me up to the next floor 
 (where, by-the-b}^, you shall see a little 
 ghostly contrivance we have to keep coun- 
 trymen away from our club-room), I will 
 take you to the front of the mill and put you 
 upon your road to the village. Milton is 
 not far off, and .vou can get a room there, at 
 the tavern, until morning, when a stage 
 leaves for Newark. Mr. Sharp, here, — 
 whom j'ou probably took for one of the 
 Ormolu party ! — is the postmaster at Milton, 
 and will undoubtedly see you ofl' in the 
 morning. Of course you will say nothing 
 about us in the village, as we do not wish 
 to be annoyed in our occasional convivial 
 meetings by rustic curiosity." 
 
 " Guv'uor," said Trackum, breathing 
 freely, and putting on his hat, " if you was 
 a detective, you wouldn't care to talk to 
 anybody about them that got the better of 
 you, after you'd worked-up the job to the 
 point of risking your throat." 
 
 " Come with me, then," cried the ever- 
 gentlemanly miller, taking the dark-lantern 
 from the end of the table, and directing its 
 rays to a ladder leading up through a trap. 
 "Mr. Sharp, I shall come down again before 
 I go." 
 
 As the two disappeared through the afore- 
 said trap, Easton Sharp slapped, flrst one of 
 his yellow legs, and then the other, in a 
 manner indicative of some excitement. 
 
 " Gamble, my son I " 
 
 A faint snore came from between Mr. 
 Gamble's arms on the table, where Mr. 
 Gamble's head was resting. 
 
 " Gamble," repeated tlie postmaster, quite 
 oblivious in his ecstasy to the present inat- 
 tention of that sensitive gentleman, "if 
 that isn't a ruined detective, I wouldn't say 
 so ! The way that chap was done to a turn ! 
 I must be mistaken about the governor not 
 ruining me. I must be mistaJven," said Mr. 
 Easton Sharp, gazing pensively in the direc- 
 tion of the ladder. " It viust be that he 
 ruined me, for he's the ruin of everybody." 
 
 CHAPTER XXXII. 
 
 WITH CUMUIN it TBTOtf. 
 
 If the style in which I am writing this 
 narrative is progressive, as I endeavor to 
 make it; if the successive ideas, sentiments, 
 and views of character have kept due pace 
 toward practicality with the advance in 
 years of my recorded self, the reader will 
 tacitly understand that Avery Glibun has 
 now got fairly beyond the chronic indecision 
 and crudities of boyhood (as the latter is 
 
 limited in this country), and begins to have 
 opinions and theories of a riper cast. 
 
 After tho excitements and vicissitudes of 
 my previous years, the monotony of an ob- 
 scure clerkship at Cummin & Tryon's wea- 
 ried me sadly at ittrst. To be contined to a 
 tall, ink-stained, subterranean desk all day, 
 and, sometimes, nearly all night, beside a 
 sallow, sententious man who sighed more 
 frequently than lie spoke ; to have my exist- 
 ence completely ignored by the firm, and 
 feel myself the meanest kind of small wheel 
 in a machine owned by some))ody else. — were 
 circumstances not calculated to quicken the 
 blood of youth. They served, however, by 
 their plodding realitj,*, to make my past seem 
 more and more to me like a dream, fit only 
 to be forgotten ; and, as time passed on, and 
 the magnetism of surrounding examples 
 worked upon me, I gradually adapted my- 
 self to the stereotyped, clerkly world, and 
 was content to have neither thougiits in my 
 head nor money in my pocket, if a gorgeous 
 necktie and an imitation six)rting-suit but 
 adorned mj' gallant person. 
 
 In the home of Mr. Job Terky, wliere I 
 boarded, there was an element of discord to 
 at least vary my emotions as a spectator, 
 though not engaging me as a participant. 
 Mrs. Terky, a buxom and lethargic lady 
 about three years younger than her husband, 
 was surely an aflectionate wife and (when 
 the time came) an idolatrous mother. 
 Residing in a snug little two-story cottage 
 on Banks Street, under trifling rent, with 
 their rooms decently furnished, and their 
 infant not necessarily a great pecuniary bur- 
 den, the couple might have lived without 
 either distress or boarders (in those times), 
 even upon the small salary of the entry- 
 clerk. But this they were far from doing, 
 and I was not long in discovering the reason 
 therefor. 
 
 Mrs. Tei'ky was too much like her hus- 
 band, in as far as a woman's radical nature 
 can be like a man's, and but multiplied all 
 his natural deflciences by two, instead of 
 helping him by contrast to lessen them. 
 He lacked energy, judgment, and practical 
 management, — so did she. He did not 
 know how to be prudent, self-denying, oi 
 consistent with circumstances, — nor did 
 she. Consequently, the two together 
 amounted to twice the weakness of either, 
 though each possessed certain strong qual- 
 ities which might have been developed with 
 noble ettect by an appropriate mate. 
 
 Mi"S. Terky loved her husband dearlj^ but 
 it was with that utterly unintelligent affec- 
 tion which a husl^and could as well obtain 
 from his dog. An aft'cction full of fascina- 
 tion for any ordinary man before marriage, 
 and as full of inanity and weariness for him 
 thereafter. In sluggish resignation to non- 
 entity as distinguished from personal en- 
 ergy, she moved but as he moved, thought 
 but as he thought, desponded when he was 
 despondent, was frivolous when he was 
 frivolous, and displayed not one whit of 
 that mental individuality which should have 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 17J 
 
 made him trust to her, for counsel in his 
 perplexity, and intellectual companionship 
 in his arguuieutative needs. 
 
 Tliere is a nice line to mark where the 
 first perfect unity of husband and Avife must 
 begin to have the qualifications of an intelli- 
 gent and v.holcsome difl'erence, or degener- 
 ate into a supine mockery of all that is most 
 ennobling and livingly harmonious in human 
 intercourse. To ignore this line at the 
 point ^Yhere it rightfully reveals and ex- 
 plains itself to a practically unsellish intel- 
 ligence, is scarcel}' less an assurance of 
 unhappiness in tlie marital relation, tlian to 
 draw the same line across the veiy thresh- 
 old of marriage. She who knows when 
 to coml)at her husband's intents, only that, 
 when he has seen and admitted the accu- 
 racy of her intuitions, she may find the less 
 cause to hold her judgment separate from 
 his thereafter ; lie who knows when to firmly 
 command his wife, only that the profit of 
 obedience may render her the safer reposi- 
 tory for his subsequent implicit trust, — are 
 the wife and husband Avho give to human 
 love its purest and wisest illustration, and 
 render marriage a divine assimilation of 
 strength and beauty. 
 
 Mrs. Terky's disregard, or, perhaps, ig- 
 norance, of this essential principle of har- 
 mony, made all her indiscriminatiiig aflec- 
 tion for poor, weak Job insutticlent to 
 preserve tranquillity for either of them. 
 She eternally followed him about like his 
 shadow at home, and called him " my 
 precious fellow;" she heartily joined him 
 in deploring his low salary, and despond- 
 ently agreed with him in his hopelessness 
 of ever doing better; but she also persisted 
 in an extravagance which kept him continu- 
 ally in debt, and made the slavish drudgery 
 of his desk a relief from the tarking pres- 
 sure of home. 
 
 I think I see her now, as she sat at the 
 little dinner-table in the front room with 
 Job and me, one Sunday, and petted the 
 fantastica!l3'-dressed child on her lap. It 
 was some comfort to Job, that she was 
 quite pretty, and had smooth brown hair 
 and sleepy bine eyes; though it certainly 
 struck him often enough that her beauty 
 would have l)een as creditable to a husband 
 of his means had it been attired less showily. 
 
 " Tooty-ootsj'-pootsy ! " sang she, danc- 
 ing the baby on the edge of the table for a 
 moment, and then squeezing it deliriously 
 to her silken Pompadour waist. " Tootsy 
 must have a newy cloaky with eety yibbons 
 before another Sunday, if mamma lives, — 
 so he must." 
 
 "Why, Etta," cried Job, nervously drop- 
 ping the apple he was peeling, " what's be- 
 come of the cloak he had this spring? " 
 
 "Oh, you forgetful creature! " said Mrs. 
 Terky, with girlish animation, "don't you 
 remember how Bridget tore it on the railing 
 that day Mhen I let her take Tootsy out 
 walking? " 
 
 "That Bridget costs us more than her 
 wages every week," exclaimed Mr. Terky, 
 
 " and it's as much as I can do to pay thera. 
 Can't you mend the cloak, Etta? "Where 
 am I going to raise the money for a ne\^ 
 one ? " 
 
 "Mj' precious fellow, you're so unreason- 
 able. No you aren't unreasonable, either, — 
 I didn't mean that. But you don't under- 
 stand. Avery's board, you know, just pajs 
 Bridget's Avages; so she's no expense. J 
 can't mend the cloak, because my eyes hurt 
 me so when I try to thread a needle ; and il 
 never would look tit to be seen, at any rate 
 A new one will only cost nine dollars, and 
 it'll please Tootsy so ! " 
 
 "A whole week's salary," sighed the 
 entry-clerk, staring vacantly over his wife's 
 head. 
 
 " Well, but he must have it," said Mrs. 
 Terky, quite sharply. 
 
 "All right, my dear," replied Job, with 
 desperation in his look and tone, " he shal! 
 have it. I only hope, though, that the 
 grocer won't come here again with that bill 
 of his for a month ; nor the baker for a 
 year, /can't pay them." 
 
 "I'm sure I try to save all Jean," mur- 
 mured the wife, her eyes filling with tears. 
 
 " I'm not finding fault with you, my dear. 
 I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Only, 
 we must both try to be as prudent as wc 
 can. If you"d just, for instance, have oui 
 washing done at home, instead of paying 
 for it outside. I should think Bridget 
 might — " 
 
 "Oh, I couldn't think of it. Job!" inter- 
 rupted Mrs. Terky, precipitately. "I can't 
 breathe in the steam; and it hurts Tootsy's 
 eyes so. I couldn't possibly, you know ! " 
 
 "All r-i-ght, my dear," repeated the hus- 
 band, reduced to resignation and despair 
 again. " I wish somebody would get Cum- 
 min & Tryou to have a little soul lor their 
 clerks, — that's all ! I wonder some of thera 
 don't steal, if they're as hard up as I am." 
 
 " It's SHAMEFUL they don't give you 
 more! " cried Mrs. Terky, in the fulness of 
 her love and admiration for him. " Isn't it 
 shameful, Avery, that they treat my luis- 
 band so, when he does half their business 
 for them ? It's so ungrateful ! " 
 
 It rather surprised me to hear that so 
 much of Cummin & Tryon's prosperity was 
 due to the entry-clerk ; but I politely as- 
 sented to the lady's idea, and said that it 
 was shameful indeed. A sickly and peculiar 
 smile passed over the sallow countenance 
 of Mr. Terky when she magnified liim thus, 
 as though it Avere a hopeless task to explain 
 anything of business to women ; and I saw 
 that smile more than once again during the 
 afternoon while she sat as closely to his 
 chair as she could get, and used Tootsy to 
 illustrate the pattern of his own new cloak. 
 There were other Sundays, though, when 
 Mr. Coflln sentimentally came to dine with 
 us ; and then wo had no little romance and 
 covert merriment to drive away the skeleton 
 from the board. In the lace-salesman's 
 smoky yellow hair, long, solenni face, and 
 round shoulders, there was a ludicrous com- 
 
172 
 
 AVEHY GLICUX; OK, 
 
 montary upon liis Byronic tone of nniid and 
 ^villiul^•lK•ys to be accused of an iucorriyibly 
 rakish' past. INFr. Torky, it soeniod, had 
 made a friend of him for life, by pretcnd- 
 iuir, on one occasion, that he recognized his 
 exact style in a dissipated poem signed 
 " Don .Tiian." in one of the Sunday papers. 
 From that lime he took the entry-clerk to 
 his heart, as one whose sympathetic pene- 
 tration had discovered that of which the 
 thoughtless world little dreamed, and sought 
 his abode when inclined to enjoy the sweet 
 confldence of appreciative friendship. With 
 me, too, he held a mysterious bond of sym- 
 pathy, by virtue of my having been orig- 
 inally and strikingly commended to his good 
 ofllces with the hrm by one whose beauty 
 dwelt with him like a dream, as heobserveci. 
 It was tacitly understood that this bond, 
 like the other, should have only Tl vague 
 and distant existence in the insensate mart 
 of mercenary trade, where iron custom 
 obliged salesmen to disregard the finer ties 
 and sensibilities of humanity by universally 
 failing to recognize low-priced clerks ; but 
 around the private altar of our friend Terky 
 intellect alone was to be the gauge of 
 equality. 
 
 "It is strange, Mrs. Terky, how few in- 
 tellectual peopfe we meet in real life," was 
 a thoughtful observation of Mr. Coffin's at 
 a meal dispensed on the aforesaid altar. 
 " Our people grow more and more absorbed 
 in gross realism ; we have not enough ideal- 
 ity, not enough mind-play." 
 
 "Yes, indeed," was the safe and not re- 
 markably relevant reply of Mrs. Terky. 
 
 '•I feel, myself, sometimes," continued 
 Mr. Colilu, '• like an island in the desert — I 
 should say ocean. Except at the intelligent 
 family hearthstone, like tliis, a man of mind, 
 a man with a history, finds few congenial 
 souls to mingle with." 
 
 Mr. Terkv'was always in a strong reac- 
 tionary How of spirits when the lace-sales- 
 man dined with us. and he now winked 
 facetiously at me before going to the rescue 
 of the inanely-smiling lady. 
 
 " Society, Mr. Coffin," said he, ci-ossiug 
 his knife and fork, " thinks too much of 
 money, and too little of brains. Your Good- 
 mans, and your Cummins and Tryons are 
 the men that get all the honors." 
 
 *■ Too true. Terky, too true ; though I have 
 heard that Mr. Goodman is as eminent for 
 his mental calibre as for his rank in the Tem- 
 ple of Mannnou. The last time I ever went 
 into the Circean circle of society for pleas- 
 ure's sake," pursued Mr. Coffin, slowly but- 
 tering his bread, and looking back through 
 half-closed eyes to that remote period, " was 
 at an archery meeting in Toe-der-veal, or, 
 rather, at the tasteful seat of my old friend, 
 Charles Spauyel. (By the way, my friend 
 Spanjx'l, as I am informed, is descended 
 from the Spauyels who came over with 
 King Charles.) The company was select, 
 stylish, socially brilliant; but I foimd no 
 mind-play, no ideality, no salient intellect- 
 uality. Id suggested to me, I recollect, an 
 
 idea for a poor verse or two, on the superi- 
 ority of intellect over mere beauty in 
 woman." 
 
 '• You must read those verses, sir, to us," 
 cried I, sure tliat he had them with him, by 
 his manner. " Y^ou've mentioned them, and 
 now it is only fair to let your friends hear 
 them." 
 
 " Oh, yes, Mr. Coffin," said Mrs. Terky, 
 coquettishly ; "we ladies, you know, are 
 always partial to poets. Do ! " 
 
 " We're all friends, too," added Job. 
 
 " The poem is but a wretched trifle," re- 
 turned the lace-salesman, drawing a folded 
 sheet from his coat-pocket with seeming re- 
 luctance. "As I happen to have it with 
 me, though, and the criticism of friendship 
 is merciful, I Avill let you hear the stufl'." 
 
 Thereupon Mr. Coffin solemnly unfolded 
 the paper, cleared the butter from his fingers 
 by abstractedly running the latter through 
 his smoky hair, and, in doleful tones, read 
 to us as follows, — 
 
 " Though white be the spell as a bosom divine, 
 Xo conquering charm it discloses 
 To woo to tlie lilies' inodorous shrine 
 
 The heart that has worsliipped the roses ; 
 And worthy the heart to be buried in snows, 
 
 ■\Vhere nature is frozen and stilly, 
 That dreams, though it catch but a breath from the 
 Kose, 
 Of paying its court to the Lily I 
 
 '' 'Tis not in the Temple of Beauty alone, 
 
 If shineth no Fire at its portal, 
 To draw the true soul to an altar of Stone 
 
 From one where the Flame is immortal; 
 And turns the true soul to the beauties that warm, 
 
 Xor stops to bestow e'en a sigli on 
 The statelier Fane, whose fair votaries swarm, 
 
 For dry goods, to Cummin & Tryon I " 
 
 " How lovely! " simpered Mrs. Terky. 
 
 " Something like Wordsworth," was my 
 innocent comment. 
 
 " Don't you wish, Etta," asked the hj^po- 
 critical entry-clerk, addressing his wife, 
 " that I could write like that? " 
 
 " Well, I've no doul)t that you could write 
 as well as anybody, if you ever tried," re- 
 turned the doting partner of his bosom, 
 with a positive and confident look. 
 
 The sickly smile appeared on Mr. Ter- 
 ky's face again, and with some expression 
 of mortification this time; but it quickly 
 gave place to a quizzical stare when the 
 Tace-salesman coughed for attention. 
 
 " Glibun's remark about Wordsworth," 
 observed Mr. Cofiin, in a wrapt and musing 
 way, "may be true in one sense. I love 
 simplicit}' ; I love the simplicity of nature 
 and human feeling. In these little verses, 
 — which, j'ou may as well know, will be 
 extensively published by Our Firm about 
 the holiday season, — I have crudel,y tried 
 to entirelj^ idealize a literal fact. The poem 
 is founded on fact. If I must confess the 
 truth to the unbetraying ear of friendship, 
 it derives the melancholy cast you may have 
 noticed from my memory of One who had 
 Intellect and Beauty." 
 
 "It refers to the Lady, does it? " inquired 
 Job, his countenance showing deep interest. 
 
 I 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 173 
 
 Seized witli siiddeu agitation, the poet 
 could bai'cly stauiraer the iucoherent ques- 
 tion, " which of them? " 
 
 " The one who married the nabob with a 
 gkiss eye." 
 
 I positively thought Mr. Coffin would 
 have a fit, and Mrs. Terky thouglit he would 
 wake the baby, — he ground his teeth and 
 drew the air between them to that extent. 
 
 "Terky, this is too much!" he cried, 
 frenziedly plunging all his lingers into his 
 hair, and springing half-way up the back of 
 his chair. " It's unmanly! It's cruel! It is 
 maddening! Must a man's heart be wrung 
 like this, even at that intelligent family 
 hearthstone where its bitter memory should 
 be held inviolably sacred? " 
 
 " He didn't mean it! " pleaded both Mrs. 
 Terky and I, in a breath. 
 
 " Upon my soul, I didn't ! " exclaimed 
 the repentant olfeudcr, seeing that he had 
 pressed the broken reed too rudely. "My 
 dear, good-hearted friend, j'ou must excuse 
 my thoughtlessness; let me help you to 
 some pie." 
 
 Heaving that exhaustive and supernatur- 
 ally muscular sigh wherewith the more 
 debilitated lovers in dramas are wont to as- 
 sure the audience that they have dismissed 
 a harrowing remembrance for the time 
 being, Mr. Coffin suflered his hands to fall 
 slowly in a rigid clasp upon the table, and 
 fixed his eyes dreamily upon the pie. 
 
 " Is it apple? " he gloomily asked. 
 
 " Dried apple," responded the voice of 
 sympathy. 
 
 " I'll try some," was his unalterable re- 
 solve ; after the model of the same lovers 
 when they accept poison before dishonor. 
 
 Wishing to give the conversation a live- 
 lier turn, I poured out beer for all around 
 and vivaciously inquired of Mrs. Terky 
 whether she had finished the smoking-cap I 
 saw her working on the previous morning. 
 
 " Oh, I do declare! if you aint provok- 
 ing," cried she, making a pretty show of 
 vexation. " Now you've let Job know, and 
 I can't surprise with it as I Avanted to. 
 Since you've let the cat out of the bag, 
 though, I may as well tell the vv'hole story. 
 You needn't look at me in that wa}'^, either, 
 Job dear, for I haven't been extravagant! 
 You know I told you the other day that we 
 must have a new china coflee-pot, because 
 the handle of the old one was so loose. You 
 gave me the money — " 
 
 — Mr. Terky's face twitched nervously. 
 
 — '• but instead of buying a new one, I 
 mended the old pot with some patent ce- 
 ment (Here it is, you see, good as new)" — 
 
 — "Mr. Terky brightene^l. 
 
 — " and took the money to get worsteds 
 and lining for a nice smoking-cap. Now, 
 Mr. Coffin, I'll leave it to you if that wasn't 
 being something like a good, economical 
 little Avife." 
 
 Job looked really gratified, under the 
 wild momentary conviction that a miracle 
 of self-sacrificing parsimony had been en- 
 acted for his pecuniary relief; and Mr. 
 
 Coffin was undoubtedly in the first intellec- 
 tual pangs of a speech destined to place 
 woman's domestic virtues in a new poetical 
 light, when Mrs. Terky started h;df-way 
 from her chair, with raised forefinger. 
 
 "Hark! . . . Yes! I thought so! 
 Tootsy's crying." 
 
 As she sprang from the table to fly to the 
 bedroom where Tootsy was lamenting, her 
 dress caught in the wired edge of a japanned 
 traycontaining the whole cott'ee-service, and 
 dragged all to the floor with a crash. 
 
 Madly regardless of polite company, the 
 entry-clerk sprang up, tearing his hair. 
 
 "Another twenty gone to smash!" burst 
 from him like a shriek. " Now let the 
 grocer and the butcher and the baker come 
 on and finish me ! " 
 
 " Oh, plague on my dress, I wish it was in 
 Guinea!" sympathized the devoted mother. 
 " I've been expecting to do that ever since 
 I got it . I must run to Tootsy, or he'll 
 scream himself into fits." 
 
 During her absence from the apartment, 
 I endeavored to console and instruct the 
 delirious man with a series of desperate 
 fictions concerning the peculiar tendency 
 of broken china to regain more than its 
 pristine firmness and beauty by being mend- 
 ed with a certain unpronounceable cement. 
 Driven to frenzy by his glassy stare at the 
 carving-knife, I even citedfabulous instances 
 of my own unheard-of ingenuity in repair- 
 ing the fractures of invaluable Sevres puncli 
 bowls. The while Mr. Coffin, upon whom the 
 crash and outbursthadproducedan unspeak- 
 able dazing eftect, solemnly picked up the 
 fragments from the floor, one by one, and 
 carefully slid them into his various pockets 
 like so many fragile gifts for a friend's chil- 
 dren. 
 
 But when Mrs. Terky brought Tootsy 
 into the room with the unfinished smoking- 
 cap upon his head, showing how becoming 
 it was going to be for anybody when it had 
 the tassel on it, we all grew calmed ; and 
 when Mrs. Terky explained how thankful 
 we ought to be that Tootsy-ootsy-pootsy 
 was not on her lap when the tray fell, and 
 so, didn't need an expensive doctor to dress 
 the awful scald that might have been his 
 death, we unanimously drifted to the hapjjy 
 conclusion that a providential escape had 
 occurred, and took high ground with Bridget 
 for her apparent inclination to view the 
 breakage as an unprofitable affair. 
 
 My flattering appreciation of his literary 
 efforts finally produced such a profound 
 impression upon the Wordsworth of the 
 lace counter, that he was tempted to confide 
 to another fashionable salesman, popularly 
 known as " Gloves," his high opinion of my 
 brilliant intellectual gifts. Thei'eupou Mr. 
 Gloves sought an early opportunity of invit- 
 ing me to lunch with him at a tawdry res- 
 taurant; w'here, over a feast consisting 
 chiefly of a small island of tenderloin in a 
 desolate ocean of white plate, he unfolded 
 to me his desire that I should lend him my 
 supposed nmse for a few amatory stanzas. 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 "Yon may as well know, Glibiin," said 
 he, with abrupt candor, "that I want the 
 stuff" for a certain lady, and that I want her 
 to see the lines in one of the Sunday papers 
 over my own signature. Couldn't you let 
 fly three or four verses, — about music, say ? 
 Talk about there being music everywhere, 
 and especially in the lady addressed. That's 
 my idea." 
 
 In default of a better one, it was mine, 
 too, and, with a scowl of superhuman 
 thoughtfulness upon my countenance, I 
 promised to write the poem. 
 
 I did write that poem : — There was music 
 in the mountain, tliere was music in the 
 plain ; there was music in the desert, there 
 was music in the main ; there was music in 
 the streamlet, there was music in the air ; 
 there was music in the tempest, there was 
 music everywhere. After which it followed, 
 of course that. — There was music in her 
 glances, there was music in her nose; there 
 was music in her mantle, there was music 
 in her shoes ; there was music in her 
 laughter, there was music in her hair; 
 there was music in her manner, there was 
 music everywhere. 
 
 I saw this reckless piece of "music " re- 
 duced to blurred print on the following 
 Sunday, and Avith an editorial introduction 
 attributing to it " more or less of that 
 poetical perception of things which renders 
 it an ornament to our advertising columns, 
 and a significant contrast to the disgusting 
 platitudes starvingly inserted, at reduced 
 rates, by our debilitated and green-eyed 
 cotemporaries." I also learned that the 
 line about the "nose "was not felicitously 
 understood at first by the fair subject of 
 the poem; she having a bad cold in her 
 head at the time ; but upon the arrival of 
 her brother at Cummin & Tryon's, on Mon- 
 day morning, to intlict personal chastise- 
 ment upon the offender, an explanation 
 took place, and Mr. Gloves and the brother 
 went out and drank themselves into a tear- 
 ful and nearly speechless stage of insepar- 
 able fraternity. 
 
 The new friend gained for me by the 
 whole affair was not my most important 
 acquisition. I also gained a sudden con- 
 fidence in my own literary abilities, and was 
 tempted to compose, stealthily, another 
 short poem, which I addressed to the same 
 paper and signed " M. T. Head." It was 
 published; and, in his "Answers to Cor- 
 respondents " the editor was kind enough 
 to say that, — " Gratuitous contributions in 
 prose from this source will always be ac- 
 ceptable when our columns are not other- 
 wise occupied." 
 
 The moment bringing that assurance to 
 my notice was the proudest of my life. 
 That one moment of enjoyed immortality ! 
 — Sublime and Ridiculous are but vague 
 terms to him who has not lived it. To fold 
 the paper in such a way that my piece 
 seemed its leading attraction, and then re- 
 tire from it with a studied air of long fa- 
 miliarity with such intoxicating fame, was 
 
 my delight until the dinner hour on Sunday. 
 To take my little mirror down from its 
 nail, stand it at a proper angle on my table, 
 and practice in it such attitudes and melan- 
 choly smiles as denote lofty intellectual 
 abstraction, was the solemn joy of several 
 succeeding mornings. A curious and com- 
 placent sense of impressive stoutness, too, 
 came upon me when I walked, and gave to 
 my steps a firmness and confidence quite 
 elephantine. 
 
 AVhile this inward glory lasted (and it made 
 me indifferent to dinner, until after I had 
 secretly contributed for some months to the 
 Sunday Tap), Mrs. Terky seemed disposed 
 to suspect me of drinking, and even left 
 upon the mantel in my room an exciting 
 tract, entitled "The Dissipated Young Man." 
 Mr. Terkj^ however, whose depression had 
 increased of late, under a humiliating side- 
 walk dun from his milkman, and the present 
 of a costly watch-case from his wife, openly 
 accused me of trouble with my tailor. I 
 smiled in mournful pity over both miscon- 
 ceptions, and carried so many copies of the 
 Tajy in all my pockets, that I seemed the 
 victim of the most complicated dislocations 
 and deformities. 
 
 Having thus sufficiently specified the new 
 circumstances and interests tending to make 
 my clerkship with Cummin & Trj^on a change 
 of life, indeed, let me pass on to the even- 
 ing which bi'ought me the first reminder 
 of my unhappy earlier days. Mr. Terky had 
 just said to me, — 
 
 "The new assistant-cashier, from up- 
 stairs, was speaking to me about you this 
 morning, Glibun, and thinks he used to 
 know you. He's coming down again, to- 
 night, before he goes home." 
 
 "Who is he?" 
 
 " I don't know his name yet." 
 
 Wondering who it could be, I resumed 
 my work upon the bill I was copying, and did 
 not look up again untU I was attracted by 
 the sound of some one stumbling through 
 the gloom, beyond the circle of our gas- 
 light. 
 
 " There's your friend," said Mr. Terky. 
 
 The person so indicated was a slender, 
 neatly-dressed young man, apparently but 
 little older than myself; and, at the first 
 meeting of our eyes, I was sure that I had 
 seen him before. 
 
 "Your name is Glibun, I believe," he re- 
 marked, frankly offering his hand. 
 
 "That is my name," responded I; "and 
 yours is Trust." 
 
 " To be sure ; I'm Noah Trust. IIow are 
 you ? " 
 
 I had not loved the grocer's son when he 
 was my playmate, and the events recalled 
 by his presence were anything but cheerful ; 
 yet I was really glad to see Noah in his new 
 character, and eagerly drew him away from 
 the desk, for a hurried talk about old times. 
 Greatly improved was Noah over the self- 
 ish, disagreeable school-boy of former days ; 
 and I was pleasantly surprised at the ami- 
 able manner in which he spoke of all our 
 
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BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 175 
 
 old associates. Gwiu Le Mons, he said, 
 had tnnied newspaper correspoiulent, and 
 gone to Europe, somewhere. His mother 
 and Conny liad moved to a house in Fourtli 
 Street, and were reportedas taking boarders. 
 Upton Knox had gone to college. Luke 
 Hycr was with Goodman & Co., where his 
 father also had a position. Ben Boore was 
 in a bank ; and Ben Beeton had gone West, 
 to a ]\Iethodist university. 
 
 "The old boys are pretty well scattered 
 about," concluded Noali; '-and you and I 
 have changed as much as any of them, prob- 
 ablj". You've grown so tall, and put on so 
 much style, that I shouldn't have known 
 you if I hadn't seen your name on the books 
 upstaii's." 
 
 "And you," returned I, greatly relieved 
 to find that he did not question me about 
 myself, " are very much altered, too; but I 
 knew j'ou, for all." 
 
 "I suppose you couldn't get off, to- 
 night?" he asked, with a glance toward the 
 desk. 
 
 " I'm afraid not. We've got several long 
 bills to make out yet." 
 
 "Too bad, Glibun! You remember Net- 
 tie Beeton, Ben's sister? I'm engaged to 
 call on her this evening, and would like to 
 have you along. She's a pi'ctty girl." 
 
 I remembei'ed her vividly enough ; for she 
 it was that threw me into such a state at 
 Gwin Le Mons' party. 
 
 " I'd go if I could," was my answer. 
 
 "You can go, if you choose, Glibun," 
 came unexpectedly from Mr. Terky, who 
 had overheard my last words. " I can man- 
 age what work there is for to-night, if your 
 friend wants you to go with him." lie 
 looked at his watch, and coutiuued, — " It's 
 not eight yet. I'll be home as soon as you 
 are." 
 
 " I hate to leave you with so much — " 
 
 "Nonsense! " 
 
 " Well, at any rate I'll finish that bill I 
 was — " 
 
 "Glibun," interrupted the entry-clerk 
 again, with an unaccountable display of irri- 
 tation, "I wish you'd clear out as quicldy 
 as you can ! I want to figure these bills 
 myself, and should have let j'ou off, any 
 way. Don't stop to talk; but go, for 
 Heaven's sake ! " 
 
 Surprised and indignant at his snappish 
 manner of speaking, I donned hat and 
 gloves in a great glow of resentment, and 
 followed Noah upstairs without another 
 word on the subject. 
 
 " That entry-clerk seems to be a curious 
 fellow," remarked Noah, as we emerged 
 upon Broadway. 
 
 " He's a perfect old granny," was my im- 
 patient comment. 
 
 On the way to our destination, which was 
 on Grand Street, my companion and I 
 amused ourselves with an iiitercliange of 
 boyisli reminiscences ; nor did the grocer's 
 son shrinlv from recalling his unpopularity 
 as a playmate. Laughingly he referred to 
 the corruption fund of suspicious almonds 
 
 and raisins wherewith he was wont to pro- 
 cure surreptitious aid in his school composi- 
 tions and sums; at the same time afiirmiug 
 that shame in the recollection of those days 
 had gone far to disgust liim with his father's 
 business and incline him to another branch 
 of trade. 
 
 Positive genius seems to be the only pos- 
 session that can carry tlie primitive charac- 
 ter of childhood into manliood, whether for 
 better or worse. Without that energetic, 
 imperious, and unabsorbing antiseptic, tlie 
 minds and dispositions of men appear to 
 undergo some kind of fermentation between 
 youth and maturity, changing from sweet 
 to sour, or from sour to sweet, according 
 as the original condition may have been. 
 
 Noah Trust seemed to Iiave turned, or ))e 
 turning, from sour to sweet; and, by the 
 time we reached the Beverend Mr. Beeton's 
 house, I liked him better than any other 
 young man of my acquaintance. I liked 
 him so well that I fairly clung to him as we 
 entered the tasteful room where the clergy- 
 man, his wife, and daughter arose from their 
 reading to receive us ; and Miss Nettie saw 
 me at first to not much better advantage 
 than on the incredible evening when I 
 struggled against her kiss. 
 
 It is due to myself, however, that I should 
 not confess more awkwardness than was 
 mine on the occasion. With an ease of 
 manner possible only to well-bred people, 
 Mr, and Mrs. Beeton received me, through 
 Noah's introduction, as though my call 
 were the most natui'al occurrence in the 
 world; and Nettie so freely shook hands 
 with me, in honor of our earlier acquaint- 
 ance, that all embarrassment left me in a 
 moment. I may say, indeed, that- 1 felt 
 quite at home when, after a few general re- 
 marks, the silver hair and gold spectacles of 
 the elders concentred upon Noah, leaving 
 the young lady and me to properly renew 
 our acquaintance. 
 
 In five minutes I loved Nettie Beeton ; in 
 ten minutes I had madly confided to her the 
 secret of my connection with the press; at 
 the expiration of a quarter of an hour, I 
 was assiduously seeking torture for my 
 jealousy in every glance she cast toward 
 the grocei''s son. She had lovely blue eyes, 
 shining auburn braids over her head, dis- 
 tracting shoulders, and a miraculous little 
 foot, — and she knew it. 
 
 "It seems so odd, Mr. Glibun, that you 
 should meet Noah in such a way. Don't you 
 think he has improved? " 
 
 " More so than anj' person I ever knew, 
 except One." 
 
 Here I languished. 
 
 " Pa and ma think there's no one like him." 
 
 This sounded like taking advantage of my 
 last magnanimous admission, and I was be- 
 trayed into the most mercenary of ques- 
 tions, — 
 
 "Do you buy your groceries of his fa- 
 ther?" 
 
 "No, sir, Ave do not!" returned IMiss 
 Beeton, with an unfavorable blush; and it 
 
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 AVEEY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 stung mc into an infliitcd attempt to cover 
 my riulcncss with sopliistry. 
 
 "Noali is a splendid fellow," said I, hasti- 
 ly, " and will bo a rich man one of these 
 days. That is the great thing in this world, 
 after all. It opens the door to preferment, 
 fame, and love ; it wins the throne for a 
 plaything, and the palace for a home ; while 
 intellect in rags kneels at the footstool, and 
 shivers at the gate." 
 
 This surprising bit of rhetoric was quoted 
 from my last contribution to the Tap ; but 
 I must confess that it sounded in my own 
 ears provokiiigly like one of Mrs. Fry's 
 speeches. 
 
 "Don't you think Noah has intellect?" 
 asked Miss Beeton, evidently awe-stricken. 
 
 "If he has, so much the worse for him! " 
 The sentence struck me as being so man- 
 fully bitter and misanthropical, that I re- 
 peated it in a hoarse whisper, — " If he has, 
 so much the worse for him ! To be intel- 
 lectual nowadays is to be crushed by men, 
 and scorned by women." To give this sen- 
 timent due weight, I poetically ran my 
 fingers through my hair, and had commenced 
 a hollow laugh, when a sudden thought that 
 the frightful sound might attract some at- 
 tention from Noah and the parents, caused 
 me to disguise the imperfect performance 
 in a scrape of my chair on the carpet. 
 
 "You're not fair, Mr. Glibun, in saying 
 that women scorn intellectual people," said 
 the clergyman's daughter, with all the 
 thoughtfuiness of mature years and un- 
 speakable experience. "At least, I know 
 that I do not scorn them ; and I often tell 
 pa and ma that they don't understand me at 
 all. I do not pretend to be particularly in- 
 tellectual myself, but I do like to meet with 
 people who can sympathize in something 
 besides dress and new music. It seems to 
 me that the hardest thing in the world to 
 find is true sj^mpathy." 
 
 ' ' That's exactly the way with me ! " 
 sighed I. 
 
 " My brother Ben understands me better 
 than any one else, and while he's away I 
 hardly know how to talk with any one else. 
 It seems to me that woman must have some 
 mission. At least, I'm sure that if people 
 only understood me better, — if I could only 
 find more true sympathy, — I should not cry 
 quite so often over my crochet." 
 
 "Yes!" murmured I, insanely; "that's 
 exactly the way with me ! " 
 
 " Pa and ma, over there, are as good as 
 they can be ; but they don't understand me 
 any more than if I were an entire stranger." 
 
 I nodded my head, and smiled sadly. For 
 a moment I even contemplated the propriety 
 of pointing impressively upward with a 
 foreiinger, by way of indicating the place 
 where true sympathy can always be found 
 at last. But, as the Reverend Mr. Beeton 
 happened to look my way just then, I thought 
 better of it. 
 
 " They say it's dyspepsia," continued Net- 
 tie, looking timidly, and almost tearfully, at 
 me. 
 
 " It's attributed to drink, in me," hissed I. 
 
 " Because one is young," pursued the in- 
 tellectual girl, "people think there can be 
 no shadows nor crosses in one's life." 
 
 "That's exactly the way with me!" I 
 broke out again, lost to all prudence. 
 
 " You have had shadows, then, Mr. 
 Glibun?" 
 
 I eyed her with a frowning intensity, 
 which, from the corrugation of brow and 
 contraction of pupil of which I v,'as sen- 
 sible, must have approximated to an acute 
 squint. 
 
 "My life. Miss Beeton," said I, in my 
 deepest bass, " has been all in shadow, — a 
 mystery, — a terrible secret, — darkens ray 
 existence ; and you are the first human being 
 to whom I have ever confided the fact that 
 I do not know what that secret is ! " 
 
 In this unpremeditated confidence, — this 
 passionate revelation of a blighted inner 
 life, — there was something so appalling 
 that we ))oth remained silent after it for 
 some moments. Then, with that eagerness 
 to do something for the afflicted, which is 
 so natural to woman, Nettie gazed wistfully 
 at me, and spoke again, — 
 
 " Won't you eat something? " 
 
 Her kind intention to comfort me went, 
 rather than her words, to my heart. 
 
 " No, Miss Beeton," I responded. "Thank 
 you ; but I had a plate of flshballs early in 
 the evening." 
 
 How pretty she looked in profile, with her 
 long lashes cast down under my refusal I I 
 should have proposed marriage to her on 
 the spot, had not the remainder of the party 
 moved their chairs toward us at that junc- 
 ture, and persecuted us with worldly con- 
 versation. 
 
 When Noah and I finally took our leave, 
 it was my crowning happiness to be included 
 with him in an informal, but hearty, invita- 
 tion from the whole fiimily to attend a little 
 social gathering there on the fifth of the 
 following month ; and my last vision as Ave 
 left the house was of the divine Nettie, 
 grouping aflectionately with her father, as 
 though she would say, — "I can never leave 
 him, whoever I marrj'." From that moment 
 I resolved to support the old man. 
 
 Noah Trust would not have disappointed 
 my guilty expectations had he improved the 
 opportunity of our homeward walk 1)3^ call- 
 ing me to account for what he might have 
 deemed my flagrant flirtation with Miss 
 Beeton; but, instead of so doing, iie only 
 gossiped pleasantly of the farail}', until we 
 parted at Bleecker Street; and I paused to 
 look after him, as he crossed Broad wa_v, with 
 a feeling of amazement at the change in him. 
 
 Arriving at home, in Banks Street, and 
 using my night-key with as little noise as 
 possible, I let myself in, and had gained my 
 room, as I thought, without waking any 
 one, when, to my surprise, Mr. Terky nuidc 
 his appearance at my door, candle in hand. 
 
 " You're home, I see," said he. 
 
 " Yes," responded I, nervously. " Is any- 
 thing the matter? " 
 
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 177 
 
 "No! But I wanted to ask j^ou, Glibun, 
 to overlook my snapplshness with you this 
 evening. I was miserable, and couldn't 
 bear to talk. I'd been applying to the firm, 
 for the fiftieth time, for a little more salary 
 (that was what I was after when j-our friend 
 asked nie about you) ; and Cuniniin as much 
 as told me to give up the situation, if the 
 present terms didn't suit me. That was 
 what ailed me to-night." 
 
 " Why, Mr. Terky," I answered, going to 
 him and taking his hand. "I didn't think 
 of it five minutes afterward. It's a shame 
 for those old snobs to grind you so. You 
 do the w^ork of half a dozen men for them." 
 
 " That sounds like my wife," said he, with 
 a sickly smile. "But I'm glad j'ou don't 
 feel hurt. Did you have a good time to- 
 night? " 
 
 " Splendid." 
 
 " Then you've got something to dream 
 about. Good-night." 
 
 I heard him wearily dragging his slippered 
 feet through the hall to his own room, like 
 one whose nerveless step followed that 
 which led he knew not, cared not, whither; 
 and, in the sleep that should else have 
 brought me pictures of loveliness and true 
 sympathy, I fancied myself Mr Coffin, flying 
 from an unpaid bill in the hands of one who 
 had a glass eye and was disguised as a milk- 
 man. 
 
 CHAPTER XXXIII. 
 
 A VICTIM OF EDUCATION. 
 
 My spirits were buoyant for breakfast, 
 and I sat down to that meal with the live- 
 liest inclination to banish everything seri- 
 ous from conversation and thought, by all 
 the humorous conceits known to a young 
 noodle in love. It was soon evident, how- 
 ever, that I had literally reckoned without 
 my host; for the entry-clerk received my 
 opening sally concerning the weather with 
 a countenance of inflexiljle gravity. His 
 wife, also, resented the vivacity of my looks 
 and manner with the information that little 
 Tootsy was quite unwell ; and presently I 
 was eating my mackerel in silent exaspera- 
 tion at having been too familiar with infe- 
 riors ! 
 
 But silence would not have been long en- 
 durable to Mrs. Terky under any pitch of 
 gloom, and after the inspiration of two or 
 three sips of coffee, she brightened up and 
 addressed me characteristically. 
 
 " Only think of it, Avery ! my precious 
 fellow has been breaking his watch. He 
 talks about my being careless, and not sav- 
 ing; and now he'll have to spend sevei'al 
 dollars, I dare say, for mending." ■* 
 
 Remembering that Mr. Terky had told 
 the time from his watch only last night, I 
 looked toward him for further explanation, 
 and noticed, simultaneously, that his chain 
 and key were gone from his vest, and that 
 
 23 
 
 he was frowning and shaking his head to 
 stop my intended question. 
 
 " I shan't go after tlie watch until I'm able 
 to pay for it," exclaimed he, hastening to 
 prevent any words from me, "if it takes 
 ten years." 
 
 " Well, dear," returned Mrs. Terky, sooth- 
 ingly, " I hope it'll make you a little more 
 charitable to me when I break things. 
 Just think ! my watch has only been to the 
 jeweller's once, and I've liad it ever since 
 we were married." 
 
 "That 'once' cost me twenty dollars, 
 though," said Mr. Terky, turning irritably 
 to me. " She was looking out of a window 
 upstairs to see what company were going 
 into a house across the street, and dropped 
 her watch clear to the sidewalk." 
 
 I thought that a laugh was allowable here, 
 but qiialifled it with a sage comment upon 
 the inconvenient delicacy of watches in 
 general. 
 
 Mrs. Terky, though, seemed to take her 
 husband's sharp tone very mucli to heart, 
 and his next words were obviously intended 
 to comfort her, — 
 
 " No matter, Etta, we're both careless 
 enough to break a bank. Here! take this 
 and pay ofl'some of our debts with it." 
 
 To our unspeakable amazement he care- 
 lessly flirted two ten-dollar bank notes, 
 across his wife's plate. 
 
 " AVhy, Job ! Where did you get it ? " 
 
 " I borrowed it of my uncle." . 
 
 I had never heard this liberal relativ^e- 
 mentioned before;- but he seemed to be- 
 known to the lady, for she folded the notes- 
 with a satisfied " H'm — h'ra! " and looked; 
 very much pleased. 
 
 "There! haven't I always told you that 
 things would be sure to come out all light,. 
 in some way?" she asked triumphantly, — 
 "haven't I always toid you so? Now I can 
 pay the milkman and the grocer, after all; 
 our worry! Tootsy ought to have a pair 
 of red morocco shoes; but then — well, no 
 matter. I suppose you know. Job dear,, 
 that Mr. House sent here, again, yesterday 
 for last quartei"'s rent? " 
 
 The last feeble ra,y of light went out of 
 the entry-clerk's sallow face at the Avord, 
 and he seemed to collapse with a groan into 
 an older and thinner man. 
 
 " I know what j-ou're going to say now ! " 
 she continued, with a change of manner 
 equally quick and forlorn. " You're going 
 to remind me that you gave me the rent- 
 money two weeks ago, and that I lost my 
 pocket-book on the counter in some of the 
 stores where I was shopping. I know you 
 think I'm your ruin ! " 
 
 " The meanness of Cummin & Tryon is 
 to blame for it," cried I, roused to the res- 
 cue by her look and tone of distress. " If 
 the firm would half pay either Mr. Terky or 
 me, there would be no trouble." 
 
 "You're right, Glibun," said Mr. Terky, 
 speaking like a man utterly tired out; "a 
 starvation salary is my ruin. Cummin & 
 Tryon can't atlbrd to pay their clerks de- 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 ceiitly; but thoy could afford, the other day, 
 to st'iul thfir check for a thousand to Thito 
 "Wynne in aid of the Demolition Ticket for 
 next week's clectiou. I remember when 
 they used to give as much to General Crin- 
 ger, for the Ebullition side (generally) ; 
 but then they hadn't any Demolition 
 Southern customers to toady, and Tryon 
 hadn't been to Europe. Isn't it a nice thing 
 for an American to know, that when old 
 Tryon got back from London and reporteil 
 that all the English nobs were hot for De- 
 molition here, our firm wheeled right 
 around for Demolition, too? I wish from 
 ray heart that I was an Irishman ! There'd 
 be some chance for me, then, in America!" 
 
 He was somewhat excited by his theme, 
 or the last two sentences, absurd and inex- 
 plicable as any one must know them to be, 
 would not have escaped him. 
 
 On our way to the store, I asked him 
 what he had done with his watch. 
 
 " Took it to my Uncle Simpson's as soon 
 as I got you out of the way last night," he 
 answered, with a reckless air. 
 
 " You don't mean to say you pawned it? " 
 
 "Yes, I did; and I'd pawn my soul if it 
 would bring anything, and wasn't worn 
 out ! It was my father's watch, and it isn't 
 long since I pawned another legacy — a 
 ►breastpin. Simpson is the uncle I tell Etta 
 about; andishe thinks he is a genuine I'ela- 
 tive who's too proud to associate with me. 
 You know how women are." 
 
 Yes, I had a very profound knowledge of 
 women, of course, and laughed in a know- 
 ing way. 
 
 Noah Trust came down to our den of 
 'entry soon after the first bills of the day 
 Iliad been " called ofi",'' and managed a brief 
 •conversation with me to such friendlj^ im- 
 plication, that I felt assured by it of his 
 comparative iudiflereuce to the charms of 
 Miss Beeton. As I grew bolder in praising 
 the latter he became more eloquent in cer- 
 tain obscure references to some young lady 
 unknown to me ; and his final declaration 
 that Nettie seemed " like a sister" to him 
 • certainly made me feel more like his own 
 brother. As a consequence of this tranquil 
 understanding between us, I began at once 
 to be more practical in my views of the 
 inevitable, and dwelt thoughtfully upon 
 such items in the entries as represented the 
 feminine wardrobe. In case of an early 
 marriage, I presumed that I could avail nij'- 
 self of a clerkly privilege not yet abolished 
 in the larger dry-goods houses, and obtain 
 <lress-pattcrns, handkerchiefs, gloves, etc., 
 at cost; but this cost, even, was rather 
 staggering in some cases, and I was reluc- 
 tantly Ijrought to the conclusion that silk 
 dresses would be out of the question until 
 after several increases of salary. 
 
 '• Mr. Terky," asked I, at the very climax 
 of my calculations, "how many yards of 
 stulf does it take to make a dress "for Mrs. 
 Terky?" 
 
 The entry-clerk turned slowly from his 
 column of figures, and answered half- 
 
 mechanically, though with some feeble signs 
 of wonder, — 
 
 "She generally wants a whole piece, I 
 believe ; so that if one of the breadths, she 
 says, gets torn, or burnt, it can be replaced 
 without costing anything. But what in the 
 world do you want to know that for ? " 
 
 " Oh, nothing," said I, affecting careless- 
 ness ; " only curiosity." 
 
 "It's dangerous ground," he muttered, 
 returning to liis drudgeiy. 
 
 On pretence of failing appetite, I did not 
 accompany him, at noon, to the cheap 
 eating-house where we were wont to lunch 
 inexpensively together, but took advantage 
 of his brief absence to pen an alarming 
 epistle to Nettie ! There was some appear- 
 ance of a flagrant outrage on etiquette in 
 the proceeding, for ladies are not accus- 
 tomed to hear by mail from gentlemen of 
 last evening's acquaintance ; yet Miss Bee- 
 ton might possibly award some indulgence 
 to our earlj^ intimacy in society ; and, be- 
 sides, had I not revealed to her the awful 
 mystery of my life? Conscious of the rec- 
 titude of my intentions, I commenced my 
 letter with that elaborate multiplicity of 
 excuse which, curious to relate, is pecu- 
 liarly characteristic of all persons conscious 
 of the rectitude of rtfiV intentions. Having 
 exhausted my apologetic power so com- 
 pletely that I was left in the middle of a 
 frightfully-involved sentence, with no alter- 
 native but to close it with unexpected pre- 
 cipitation, I had barely room on the small 
 note-sheet to assure the maiden of my mad- 
 ness and wickedness, in darkening her young 
 existence with the knowledge of a fatal 
 seci'et, and to implore her to keep that 
 secret inviolate for the sake of her desolate 
 friend. In my agitation, as I afterwards 
 discovered, I wrote the word desolate with 
 one more " s " than strict orthographj' sanc- 
 tions, and also left the first " e" without a 
 loop, and the "a" without a roof. Hence, 
 in the earliest reading, I was supposed to 
 have confessed inyseU dissolute — which ac- 
 counted for Miss Beeton's delay in answer- 
 ing me. 
 
 The directing and sealing of my letter 
 were but just accomplished when Mr. Terky 
 returned, with toothpick in full play, — not 
 being exempt from our horrible national 
 habit of gracing conversational abstraction 
 and post-prandial reverie with the manual 
 of the table-quill. To hide from him the 
 flutter of spirits into which the surrepti- 
 tious purpose of my fast had thrown me, I 
 endeavored to display renewed energy in 
 the afternoon's work, and as evening came 
 on my labors amounted to a goodly array of 
 completed invoices. These he revised, as 
 was his custom, and then briefly informed 
 me that I need not remain to assist him that 
 night. 
 
 As the "busy season" had commenced, 
 and many of the salesmen, even, were com- 
 pelled to stay until near midnight, I knew 
 not how to understand my good fortune. 
 Indeed, I felt quite guilty ak leaving my 
 
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 superior to do all the work of the desk for 
 two nights in succession, and should have 
 persisted in keeping him company had he 
 not received my protest Avith positive anger. 
 " Now, see here, Glibun ! " he impatiently 
 exclaimed, " I know what I am about. It's 
 a pity if I can't have my own way in some 
 things. When I really want you to stay at 
 night, I'll tell you; but, for a while, now, I 
 can do all the night-work myself, and your 
 being here only makes me nervous. For 
 Heaven's sake, clear out and let me alone ! " 
 "You'll know it when I offer to stay 
 again ! " snapped I, out of all patience, in 
 my turn, with his inexplicable perversity. 
 "You'll know it, I can tell you!" And 
 away I bounced for fresh air and freedom, 
 resolved to think less of other people's com- 
 fort next time. 
 
 After depositing my secret missive in the 
 nearest box of the penny-post, the first im- 
 pulse was to repair at once to my own room 
 in Banks Street, and devote the evening to 
 a mysterious tale of high life for the Sunday 
 Tap. Happening, however, to be rendered 
 suddenly inane by a cheap but plentiful sup- 
 per of hash at an obscure chop-house in a 
 cro3s-street, I permitted myself to be se- 
 duced by a glaring theatrical poster, an- 
 nouncing a new comedy from London, and 
 presently found ray way into the dramatic 
 temple where that original delicacy was be- 
 ing dispensed. 
 
 Incredible as the assertion may seera to 
 the present generation, the play was enjoy- 
 ing the hearty approval of a large audience, 
 although its character-list included neither 
 au Irishman plotting England's ruin, nor a 
 semi-nude heroine standing on one toe. 
 But the period was anterior to that in which 
 we see mince-pie and apples audibly eaten 
 in the dress-circle between acts, and have 
 our chambermaid and hostler for next-door 
 neighbors in the reserved orchestra-seats. 
 
 With an unsophistication proper to that 
 comparatively ingenuous age, I was deriving 
 entertainment from the performance ; with 
 that keen appreciation of ti-ue wit and hu- 
 mor which is an American peculiarity, I was 
 roaring laughter in chorus with everybody 
 else, over inimitable and entirely incompre- 
 hensible hits at local London politics, when 
 a twisted programme smote me sharply on 
 the cheek and fell Into my lap. Looking 
 quickly in the direction from which the as- 
 sault must have come, I at first saw only a 
 number of smiling faces expressing no par- 
 ticular meaning, nor was it until the carved 
 ivory handle of a black switch-cane had 
 been thrust after my gaze several times from 
 the last row of boxes, that I distinguished 
 and recognized the author of the rudeness. 
 To do this was to lose indignation in sur- 
 prise, and the latter emotion" still prevailed 
 when I got beyond the final range of seats 
 and saw the owner of the cane awaiting 
 me. 
 
 " Mr. Vane ! " I exclaimed, in a suppressed 
 voice. 
 Hair puffed out in curls until it looked 
 
 like a huge fur cap under his jaunty silk hat, 
 and a fine broadcloth suit of the most stylish 
 description, did not for a moment confuse 
 my identification of the former teacher of 
 the classics at Oxford Institute. The old 
 indolent look of liis handsome face was still 
 in the eyes that questioned my opinion, as 
 their possessor hesitatingly took me by the 
 hand. 
 
 " You seem to know me as readily as I 
 knew you," he said, in a half-laughing un- 
 dertone. "Excuse me — will j^ou? — for 
 attracting your attention as I did. You 
 would not notice my several previous at- 
 tempts to catch your eye, and I was too 
 anxious for recognition to neglect any means 
 of making myself known." 
 
 While he spoke, the whole distempered 
 panorama of my school-days passed rapidly 
 before my mind, and became a troubled, 
 questioning thing of yesterday. 
 
 " I have wished to see you, sir," I replied, 
 drawing him back beyond the hearing of 
 others, "quite as much as you can want to 
 see rae. I cannot tell just how far I have to 
 thank you for what came near putting an 
 end to my — " 
 
 " Wait a moment," interrupted he. " Do 
 you care to see any more of the play ? " 
 
 " No. I've had enough of it." 
 
 " Then suppose we step into a private 
 supper-room some where near by, and have 
 our talk over a bottle of wine ? " 
 
 I nodded acquiescence, and suffered him 
 to link arms with me ; but on reaching the 
 street a new consideration made me hastily 
 propose an amendment. 
 
 " Wouldn't it be as well to go into the 
 reading-room of some hotel?" asked I. 
 " Probably wo could have a corner to our- 
 selves at this time of night." 
 
 " Ileading-room ! " ejaculated Vane, con- 
 temptuously. "I don't know how much 
 public interest there may be in what you 
 have to say to me, Glibun; but I don't care 
 to share my confidence with a herd of dry- 
 goods drummers and Southern blacklegs. 
 That's about the style of company you'll 
 find in a reading-room at this time of day." 
 
 "To be frank with you, Mr. Vane," was 
 my candid I'emark, "I am not in circum- 
 stances to warrant wine suppers." 
 
 He deliberately withdrew his arm from 
 mine, assumed an attitude favorable to an 
 easy contemplation of a curious object, and 
 alternately bent and relaxed his switch-cane 
 against a lamp-post near us. 
 
 " Glibim," said he, " you must not take it 
 too hard if I tell you that your manners are 
 heathenish." 
 
 Unable to decide from the tone whether 
 he spoke in jest or earnest, I only looked at 
 him. 
 
 " That speech of yours," continued he, 
 " was insulting. When I ask gentlemen to 
 take wine with me, they do not generally 
 think it necessary to consult their own 
 pockets. You're only a bo3% however." 
 
 " Gentlemanly deportment was one of the 
 branches taught by you, I believe, at Mil- 
 
ISO 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 ton," sneered T, thoroughly aroused by his 
 supercilious air and words. " Good-uight, 
 sir." 
 
 He caught me as I turned to leave him, 
 and again linked arras with mo by main 
 slrongtli. 
 
 " Come along," he cried, " and let us stop 
 advertising that play-house with a farce be- 
 fore the door ; " continuing, as I yielded 
 romewhat reluctantly to his impulse and 
 walked with him, "I see that j^ou have some 
 of your old simplicity left." 
 
 In one of the small but luxurious private 
 rooms of a fashionable temple of refresh- 
 ment we presently confronted each other 
 across an elegant little table set out with 
 the appointments of a mild revel. There, 
 with his hat removed and the light full in 
 his face, Allyn Vane looked not the same 
 man as before, and I watched him, while he 
 gave his order to the waiter, in no small 
 wonder at the swaggering arrogance of his 
 manner. Indolence still looked incredu- 
 lously at all exertion through his eyes, and 
 vain assurance still discredited humility in 
 the curves of his nose, lips, and chin ; but 
 the indolence had darkened into a glamour 
 of insidious sensuality, and the assurance 
 had coarsened into the defiant audacity of 
 incipient licentiousness. As I gazed upon 
 him, leaning back in his chair and abusing 
 the servant for some trifling misapprehen- 
 sion, there came a regret that I had met hira 
 again, and a sense of humiliation at being 
 taken by the servant for one like him. 
 
 Until the arrival of the wine and salads, 
 he boisterously rallied me upon mj' growth 
 and sober air, interspersing sundry inci- 
 dental pleasantries the while concerning 
 our old relation of teacher and scholai", as 
 though the events of Oxford Institute had 
 been no more than the ordinary school- 
 story. When the bottle was with us, how- 
 ever, and the final retirement of the waiter 
 made our privacy secure, he lapsed abruptly 
 into a silence which, in some way, made 
 me feel obliged to ask the first question. 
 
 " Mr. Vane, where is Elfie, — Mrs. Birch ? " 
 
 Pointing to the glass he had filled for me, 
 and clasping both hands about his own, he 
 looked unflinchingly at me, and replied in a 
 word, — 
 
 " Married." 
 
 I understood enough of his meaning to 
 start at the sound. 
 
 "What do you mean, Mr. Vane? Mr. 
 Birch — " 
 
 " Is not dead," said Allyn Vane. 
 
 I looked at him in hopeless bewilder- 
 ment. 
 
 " But Mr. Birch is dead to her," he added, 
 with an evil smile, " for she got a Western 
 divorce. Nothing easier to get, my young 
 friend. ' Absolute decrees. Good every- 
 where, and ol)tained for any cause. No 
 charge until decree is gained. No public- 
 ity.' That's the style of the advertisement. 
 You go to the lawyer, — formerly a detect- 
 ive, probably, — and say that you want a 
 divorce. That's enough. CaU again in 
 
 three weeks. The thing is done, and you 
 pay your fifty dollars." 
 
 I hoped he was practising a rude joke on 
 me; but one more glance was enough to 
 detect tliat he relished not what he said, 
 and only assumed a light manner to hide 
 the real feeling. 
 
 "Do 3'ou mean to tell me," cried I, 
 aghast, " that Mrs. Birch has married 
 again, after such an infamous fraud as 
 that ? " 
 
 My earnestness (and I was near crying) 
 seemed to amuse him for a moment, and he 
 laughed as he replied, " Why, bless your 
 innocent heart, Glibun, the thing is com- 
 mon enough." Then becoming serious 
 again, and even changing color, he added, — 
 " I may as well tell you the whole truth. 
 She had at least one bond fide witness that 
 I know of, who testified by affidavit as to 
 the brutalitj^ of Birch. I was that witness." 
 "You!" ejaculated I, in still greater 
 amazement. " Why, you ran away with 
 her ! " 
 
 " Or she with me," he retorted, sharply. 
 " But that made no particular difference. 
 The bill of divorce, duly signed by the 
 coui't, was obtained. Mr. Birch, branded 
 with criminality and brutality, was sen- 
 tenced to permanent celibacy for his sius ; 
 and Mrs. Birch went free. Vive la haya- 
 telle ! " 
 
 He had taken but a few sips of his wine, 
 or I should have attributed to the latter a 
 continual variation of manner, not at all 
 suited to the miserable subject of our con- 
 versation. 
 
 " Mr. Vane," I remarked, with a feeling 
 of real sorrow, " the woman you speak 
 about was the best friend of my neglected 
 infancy. I have neither seen nor heard of 
 her since my school-days until to-night; 
 and it was solely to learn something about 
 her that I met you so cordially at the the- 
 atre, and agreed to come here with you. I 
 knew, of course, that she had acted very 
 imprudently ; but, until now, I have treated 
 every recollection, that could accuse her of 
 worse than that, as a dream." 
 
 "And may still do so," returned Allyn 
 Vane; " for she has, at any rate, committed 
 no crime that I am aware of. Everybody 
 at Oxford Institute knew of Birch's bru- 
 tality, or, at least, of his drunkenness. And 
 as for his criminality, there were such good 
 reasons to believe in some sort of connec- 
 tion between him and a political gang of 
 counterfeiters, that he never would have 
 dared to contest the charge. This fact I 
 have learned lately, and you may take it for 
 gospel. Finally, Mrs. Birch might have 
 gained an open divorce from him had she 
 chosen to try, and I can hardly blame her 
 for preferring the secret method, when it 
 virtually served as well. Let me do her 
 justice so far." 
 
 I had been upon the point of asking 
 where Elfie then was, when he began speak- 
 ing; but his specification of the crime 
 charged against the school-master para- 
 
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 13'zed my tongue. Another sinister cir- 
 cumstance was thus added to the dark com- 
 plications which already made my own 
 history a liopeless enigma to me, and I 
 could only stare blankly at the table, and 
 draw a heavy breath. Noting my mood, 
 Mr. Vane also fell into a fit of sullen 
 musing. From this he roused himself after 
 some moments by draining his glass with a 
 sudden air of bravado. 
 
 " Here's death to the blue devils ! " ex- 
 claimed he, filling again. " Why don't you 
 drink, my boy? I can't see what you've 
 got to make you blue." 
 
 " I was only thinking," said I, mechan- 
 ically. " I wonder what has become of Mr. 
 Birch? I thought he was dead." 
 
 "Dead!" ejaculated Vane. "Why, what 
 are you talking about ! He's a raving maniac 
 in one of the asylums out of town. By the 
 way," added he, changing his manner again, 
 " there was something curious about that 
 business. The first boj^s back to school, 
 after the vacation that year, wei'e packed 
 ofl' home again, with a strange story, by 
 that fellow lleed. They were told that old 
 Birch had been severely injured while ex- 
 ploring the Summit. That was the saintly 
 monitor's half of the story. But in the vil- 
 lage, when the boys took stage for Newark, 
 they had a difi'ereut sort of rumor for the 
 other half. Birch, they said, had a fright- 
 ful gunshot wound in the head when he was 
 found, at the top of the hill, and it was 
 hardly dressed in the school-house by Dr. 
 Pilgrim, before he commenced raving about 
 a murder, or a murderer, or something of 
 the sort. To tell the rest in a few words, — 
 the school was at an end ; the aflair was 
 hushed up, and poor old ' Eufiis,' as the boys 
 called him, went to a mad-house. And now 
 I want to ask you a question, Glibun. Who 
 fired that shot ? " 
 
 Perhaps he intended to surprise me into 
 an answer before I could recover from the 
 abruptness of the queiy. If so, it was a 
 miscalculation. 
 
 "It was fired to save ray neck," I re- 
 sponded, coolly. " Mr. Birch was already 
 crazy, — made so chiefly by your exploit, 
 sir ! — and Avould have carried me with him 
 in an awful flight from the Summit, if that 
 shot had not been fired. I did not fire it. 
 No matter who did." 
 
 He colored at my parenthetical allusion 
 to his shai'e in the last wild scenes of the 
 Institute, and at once discharged from his 
 demeanor whatever signs of carelessness it 
 had thus far retained. He was intensely in 
 earnest at last. 
 
 " Whether you like to be reminded of it, 
 or not," were his wox'ds, " you were con- 
 tinually mixed-up and concerned in my 
 aflairs, at that infernal school. At the re- 
 quest, or, rather, the command, of Elfie — 
 I'll call her that, or devil ! — I looked out 
 for you as though you had been my brother, 
 and fussed around you like some old 
 woman. Why ? To this moment I haven't 
 the first sane idea. I only know that she 
 
 told me to do it, and with about as much 
 mildness and explanation as she would have 
 given to Old Yaller. She had been a kind 
 of nurse to you, — that much I ascertained 
 from Mr. Bond ; but beyond that I was all 
 in the dark. Besides this, too, she always 
 selected times when you were by to treat 
 me most like a dog ! You remember? And 
 I put up with everything, because — well, 
 because I was just the fool that such in- 
 fatuation always makes a man. You saw 
 for yourself, Glibun ; any boy could under- 
 stand what you saw, and should not want 
 me to explain Avhy I ask questions of yoii 
 now. I feel that I have a right to know 
 what actual relationship there was between 
 you and Elfie Birch. Will you tell me ? " 
 
 "You seem to know as much of it as I 
 do," was my answer. " I knew her only as 
 my nurse ; but I loved her as a sister." — I 
 might have said "mother." 
 
 "Very satisfactory, that! Have you 
 any idea of Avho the vagabond was that 
 haunted the place after dark, and played 
 the ghost at your window that night ? " 
 " I can only guess." 
 "Who?" 
 
 " I shall not tell you," said I, meeting 
 his searching look with one as determined. 
 "I can't see that you have any right at all 
 to question me about either myself or other 
 people." 
 
 " Why what, in Heaven's name, do you 
 suppose I wanted to see you for, then ? " he 
 asked, flushing angrily. 
 
 "To pry iuto what don't concern you!" 
 I answered, passionately. " But you shall 
 see me no longer;" and I was rising from 
 my seat to quit the place, when he reached 
 quickly across the narrow table and pushed 
 me down again. My impulse of resent- 
 ment vanished as I marked the agitation of 
 his whole aspect, and the expression of 
 entreaty which had succeeded the angry 
 flash of his eyes. 
 
 "Don't go yet," he said; "you're the 
 only living being to whom I can talk of my 
 troubles, for you are the only one who 
 knows anything of their rights and wrongs. 
 You saw how that tigress played with me, 
 — boy as you were, and I was not much 
 more ! She treated me with intolerable 
 caprice and insolence, only to make mad- 
 dened pride an additional motive of my 
 infatuation; and, then, when I thought 
 myself finally a victor, it was but to find 
 that I had been used as the despised tool of 
 a furious woman's revenge upon her hus- 
 band. Used, and then contemptuously cast 
 into the dirt without another thought." 
 
 He smote his clenched hands together as 
 though he could dash himself to the earth 
 for having calculated so falsely, and I 
 listened with increasing astonishment to 
 words strangely contradictor}^ of that which 
 I had not questioned in my own mind for a 
 moment. 
 
 " She fled with me from that accursed 
 den, forcing me into the parting mockery of 
 apparently stealing the miserable horse and 
 
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 AVEEY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 ■wagon of the cUimkcn Imsbaud, no less 
 than his wife. She spared me no circinn- 
 stance of fluuntini; publicity to make the 
 disi^race and ruin all the keener to the poor 
 Avrctch Avhose blow still tingled on her 
 check. And jet, through all, she bore 
 herself to me as to some Ijarolj'-tolerated 
 footman, and, upon our arrival in this city, 
 imperiously dismissed me until I should be 
 needed again ! First in a hotel, and then 
 as a boarder in a private house, she passed 
 for a Miss Terrj^, and graciously pei-mittcd 
 me to supervise those proceedings for di- 
 vorce of which you have already heard. 
 Fool, as she ever found me, I thought that 
 I worked no less for myself than for her, 
 and looked patiently forward to the time 
 when the tigress should have me to hold 
 her chain and bear all her untamed feroci- 
 ties. Dolt that I was in my maudlin adora- 
 tion, she won her freedom by my slavery, 
 and then spurned me from her in a letter 
 'enclosing money for my past services ! ' 
 Glibun," shouted AUyn Vane, dashing his 
 list upon the table, and glaring at me like a 
 wild beast, " I was a vain, unscrupulous 
 coxcomb before ; a worse enemy to myself 
 than to anybody else; but that devilish 
 Avrong made a sworn murderer of me. I 
 swore, from the bottom of my heart and 
 soul, that the love for which I had so de-. 
 graded myself should be the death-warrant 
 of any other living thing she gave it to ; and, 
 by tlie heaven above us, there shall be an 
 awful reckoning j'et between Allyu Vane 
 and him she calls her husband ! " 
 
 "Iler husband!" I exclaimed, scarcely 
 less excited than he. 
 
 '•Yes," said Vane, savagely; "Plato 
 "Wynne." 
 
 The King of Diamonds ! The courtly 
 gamester, the arch politician, whose flii'ta- 
 tions with his neighbors' fortunes were the 
 spice of a hundred romances, and whose 
 mysterious power in the councils of Demo- 
 lition already contested the proprietorship 
 of the Empire State with the great Criuger; 
 of whom evei'ybody believed more and 
 knew less than of their own national Con- 
 stitution ! — Elfie Jus wife ? 
 
 " IIow could it have happened?" I in- 
 credulously exclaimed; "what could have 
 thrown her into the path of such a man as 
 that ? " 
 
 "From what I can learn," answered 
 Vane, moodily, " she met him in the house 
 of a Mr. Spanyel, where she was playing 
 governess at the time. An acquaintance 
 of mine, named Stiles, has told me this. He 
 saw both of them there, and also saw that 
 the family (who must be blind snobs, in- 
 deed) were not aware of Wynne's regal 
 identity. Did you ever see him, Glibun?" 
 
 "No. I have heard him mentioned 
 hundreds of times; but — and the fact is a 
 little curious, by-the-by — I have yet to 
 know the first person who ever has really 
 seen him." 
 
 "/ have seen him more than once; and 
 shall see him again, — the glittering scoun- 
 
 drel ! Could it have been that man who 
 hung about the school-house? " 
 
 The question was put awkwardly and 
 hesitatingly. 
 
 " Of course not," was my reply. " Didn't 
 you say, just now, that the acquaintance 
 was formed after that? " 
 
 "To think!" he went on, vengefully 
 clutching the table-cover, and addressing 
 his own pride, — "to think! that, perhaps, 
 I — I — was used as much to help the new 
 husband as to punish the old ! By all the 
 gods, I'd sell my soul to bring that woman 
 to the gutter ! " 
 
 By such vaporing, by such angry perti- 
 nacity for double degradation in his mar- 
 tyrdom, did Allyn Vane show me liow the 
 cross of love may be made the crown of self- 
 love. Forgetting, even, that the object of 
 his unprincipled infatuation had been the 
 wife of another, I must still have seen, 
 with a sensation scarcely congenial enough 
 for compassion, the half-complacent charac- 
 ter of his rage under disappointment. His 
 was one of those clogged, unhealthy na- 
 tures, wherein a turgid seltishness not only 
 limits the impressions of all generous emo- 
 tions to the most superficial depths, but even 
 throws them back undigested to the surface 
 at the first shock of that sensitive vanity by 
 which alone it has its capricious ebb and 
 flow. He found, without knowing it, the 
 first settled aim and purpose of his life in a 
 morbid embitterment upon the surface of 
 that which, though vain, had been sweet in 
 the depths ; and with such aim and purpose, 
 unworthy as they were, came a novel sense 
 of strength — of individuality — to make 
 self-love exultant at its own unnatural 
 power of perversion. 
 
 Not being able to enter into all the illog- 
 ical ingenuities by Avhich my vengeful com- 
 panion petted each of his wrongs into an 
 arbitrary plurality with its thinnest shadow, 
 and believing that he had told me all in 
 which I was concerned, I suddenly took 
 upon myself an air of philosophical gayety, 
 and both checked and surprised him with 
 another phase of his own disposition. 
 
 " Oh, well," observed I, with a defiant 
 snap of my fingers, "women are curious 
 creatures, and it's scarcely worth while to be 
 broken-hearted about them, whatever they 
 do. There was Ezekiel Eeed, j^ou may 
 remember, who took a blow from Elfie 
 without even losing his angelic temper. I 
 Avonder wliat has become of Heed ? " 
 
 " He's in the city," answered Vane, after 
 a glance at his watch. "You'd not expect 
 him to feel very aUectionately toward me ; 
 and j^et, by all that's hypocritical, when we 
 happened to meet, once, on Broadway, the 
 saint spoke as mildly to me as though 
 nothing had happened, and coolly asked for 
 the address of the former Mrs. liirch ! " 
 
 "His Christian manner of reproaching 
 you," suggested I. 
 
 " That may be. By the way, Glibun, 
 there's another of your old friends gone to 
 the bad besides me," — he thus character- 
 
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 183 
 
 ized himself with a half boastful, half 
 rakish air, — " the fellow j'ou tried to eat, 
 once, — Hastings Cutter. Like a true 
 Carolinian he has joined the chivalry of the 
 green cloth." 
 
 " I'm not surprised at that," remarked I, 
 •with angry recollections of my old enemy. 
 "He always was a scamp." 
 
 " You may be right, there, Glibun ; but he 
 and I are thrown together occasionally, now, 
 and I won't pass judgment on a comi'ade." 
 
 This equivocal speech made me think it 
 possible that Vane was a gambler, too. As 
 he had not said so directl.y, however, I felt 
 justiiied only In adopting a rather pre- 
 sumptuous moral tone in n)y next observa- 
 tion. 
 
 " Mr. Vane, it seems a great pity that a 
 man like you should go to the bad, as you 
 call it. I'm sure if I had your educa- 
 tion — " 
 
 "Education!" exclaimed he, jumping at 
 the word and fuming again. " That" re- 
 minds me of what a boy you are. The 
 very education you talk about has been a 
 curse to me from the hour of its commence- 
 ment! My poor, widowed mother meant 
 well, meant nolily, when she undertook to 
 give me advantages, as she called them, 
 which had never been her own ; but oh, what 
 a mistake it was ! If she had only sent me 
 out to work on a farm, or to drudge in a 
 store, or to learn some plodding trade, I 
 might have grown up to comfort and pro- 
 tect her old age, and be a man suited to my 
 origin. It is an abuse of education, a mis- 
 erable perversion and abuse of it, to simply 
 gain and hoard it without regard to position 
 in life and the leading mental inclination to 
 be fostered and woi-ked into effective execu- 
 tion by it. In some cases the stereotyped 
 education of colleges and books is either a 
 suflbcation, a paralysis, or a poison. In 
 mine it was all three : it suffocated my 
 first natural and inherited inclinations for 
 the active life and practical pursuits of my 
 father and forefathers; it paralyzed the 
 peculiar energies born in me for the career 
 to which I was adapted, and which would 
 have gathered its own sufficient education 
 from men and tilings according to its own 
 real wants ; it poisoned my best and tender- 
 est instincts by warping them to the de- 
 formities of an artificial reason and a mon- 
 strous intellectual pride. Monstrous is the 
 right term ! I returned from college a 
 monster, — an unnatural distortion of what 
 I should and might have been. My mother 
 praised my looks and w^ords ; and because 
 her grammar in so doing was defective, I 
 heard her with contemptuous impatience. 
 She exhibited me proudly to her old friends 
 and my father's; and because those good 
 and worthy people were not nicely in- 
 tellectual, I insulted them with my super- 
 ciliousness. She had a fond pride and de- 
 light in welcoming such of my fine college 
 friends as called upon me ; and I was 
 miserable in the belief that they were 
 amazed to find so illiterate a mother for so 
 
 learned a son ! She boisterously scolded 
 the kitchen servant, and I writhed at her 
 coarseness. She, in her ignorance, was 
 proud of me; I, in my education, was 
 ashamed of her! Do you understand me, 
 you motherless boy? — I was ashamed of 
 the mother that bore me! and I speak as 
 truly and frankly when I say that I de- 
 spised myself for it. I tried to overcome 
 the educated devil within me ; I felt myself 
 a monster of folly and ingratitude and 
 strove like a giant to put down tlie eternal 
 mocker of my conscience; but it would not 
 be put down. Finally, when I saw my 
 motliei-'s eyes opened to the miserable 
 truth; when I found — God liave mercy on 
 me ! — something akin to actual dislike of 
 her mingling slowly and irrevocably with 
 the guilt I felt in her presence, the awful 
 conviction of my hopeless condition blotted 
 out every remaining aspiration for a worthy 
 life within me, and I became reckless, with 
 a sense of God's utter desertion. Could I 
 have any self-i'espect, knowing as I did 
 that it was no longer in me to give else 
 than the blackest ingratitude to the best 
 friend man has on earth? Could I live a 
 self-respecting manhood after those in- 
 sulted gray hairs went down in sorrow to 
 the grave? What better can be expected 
 of me than you, j'ourself. saw in that 
 school-room? What liigher can be ex- 
 pected of me than you see now^ ? A curse 
 upon the education that made me ashamec/ 
 of my mother, as German philosophy make* 
 Germans and Bostonians ashamed of theii 
 God ! With the misei'able possession fast 
 slipping away from me, — its terrible work 
 being wrought ; with but a remnant left of 
 my heritage from the parent it drove me to 
 condemn ; what fate is there before me ! " 
 He clasped his hands, looked wildly at me, 
 and panted through his trembling lips, 
 " Only revenge and a grave." 
 
 I had listened to him, during this unpre- 
 meditated and startling confession, with 
 varying sensations. The fierce intensity of 
 his manner, as he arraigned himself impetu- 
 ously, to avoid reproaching the memory of 
 his mother, alarmed me with vague suspi- 
 cions of lunacy ; and a certain touch of the 
 theatrical in his peroration prevented the 
 full sympathy due to such curious misfor- 
 tune. But if I had touched the major key- 
 note of the man's character by mere acci- 
 dent ; so, also, he had touched the minor of 
 mine by the least important of his admis- 
 sions. In fact, my sole comment upon his 
 story was, — 
 
 " Then you're 7wt a gentleman's son ! " 
 It was most natural that such an incon- 
 sequent reception of his confidence should 
 act as an abrupt damper upon the victim of 
 education, involving, as it did, the very last 
 idea he had expected to evoke ; and it was 
 only after a lengthened stare, in which mor- 
 tification and impatience had equal expres- 
 sion, that he deigned to reply, — 
 
 " You're a sympathetic youth, I must 
 say ! " 
 
184 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 It flaslied upon me that I had induli^ed 
 my idiosyucrasy in a flagrantly iinmaniicrly 
 ■way. and", somewhat abashed, I hastened to 
 apokigize for the rudeness. But for tliat, 
 Ave might have parted pretty good friends. 
 As it "was, my Ijhmderiug apology onl}- 
 made me very hot about the ears, and Mr. 
 Vane very sullenly dissatisfied. We left the 
 place side bj^ side, and walked in company 
 for a couple of blocks ; but the difference in 
 our years seemed to vindicate itself at last 
 in the constrained demeanor of each, and we 
 finally separated without much affectation 
 of a desire to meet again. 
 
 ]My head ached, a dull weight pressed 
 upon my heart; and I hurried homeward, 
 Avith no care but to find oblivion, in sleep, 
 from miserable recollection of disordered 
 and unwholesome things. The house of the 
 entry-clerk had a new meaning of rest and 
 refuge to me that night, as I looked up at it 
 while mounting the stoop ; the very door 
 gave me a gentle thrill of relief as I noise- 
 lessly opened it; and the cool air of the hall 
 touched my hot cheeks like the fanning of 
 a loving hand. 
 
 CHAPTER XXXIV. 
 
 THE COARSE OF TliUE LOVE. 
 
 The depression, pain, and, I may say, dis- 
 couragement, brought to me by the conver- 
 sation related in the last chapter, found slow 
 mitigation and even temporary cure — ac- 
 cording to homoeopathic principle — by con- 
 tact with the same aflectious in Mr. Terky. 
 His chronic melancholy, already deepened to 
 morose misgiA'ings by a defiance to single 
 combat from the brother of an unpaid Bridget, 
 and a present of a pair of embroidered slip- 
 pers from his Avife, had sunk to nerveless de- 
 spair under the continued ill-health of Toot- 
 sy. Curiously enough, he seemed to derive 
 no observable comfort from sudden and spas- 
 modic supplies of extra cash, that made me 
 suspect him of having gained more salarv, 
 after all. From being moody Avlth Mrs. 
 Terky, and Avorking up into hair-tearing 
 frenzy at her tireless pertinacity in aflVight- 
 edly accusing him of consumption, he at 
 length became apparently prejudiced against 
 me, and preferred to go to business before 
 me in the morning, as well as to remain 
 after me at night. I am glad to remember 
 that I took no offence at this, but sincerely 
 pitied the broken man Avith all my heart; 
 and in that pity found blessed abstraction 
 from my oAvn troubles. 
 
 And besides, — pity being akin to love, — 
 had I not also my first portentous aft'air of 
 the heart on hand, to make luxuries of all 
 the loAV spirits I could justify myself for 
 entertaining, and condense them to that aw- 
 ful air of fixed melancholy Avhicli is so By- 
 ronic and impressive in the ej'es of Avoman? 
 If I could not be uuhealth}', and thus render 
 myself irresistible to all maidens, I could, 
 
 at least, find gloom enough in honest retro- 
 spection to play a very passable Hamlet for 
 the conquest of one soft young Avomau's 
 heart. M 
 
 The huge letter-box at Cummin & Try- H 
 on's Avas a glorified Pandora's box to me 
 on that memorable da.y, when — some scores 
 of "immediate" country orders having been 
 first set free for the distraction of as many 
 clerks — hope was found at the bottom, in 
 the shape of an epistle from Nettie to my Jl 
 excited self. I received the missive from ■ 
 the hands of the mail-clerk Avith a guilty 
 blush, not altogether uutinged by an insane 
 suspicion that the mail-clerk recognized the 
 Avriting. As he ventured no impudent re- 
 mark, however (and thereby escaped the 
 fury of a desperate man), I hastened aAvay 
 Avith my treasure to a perpetually damp 
 spot under the front-cellar light, and there 
 tore it open in a great state of nervousness. 
 A painting in Avater-colors of Avhat I at first 
 took to be a straAvberry on lettuce, but sub- 
 sequently discovered to be a moss-rosebud 
 wuth leaves, bloomed at the top of the ador- 
 able page. I kissed it. 
 
 Saveet Home — Tuesday Eve — 
 Mr. Glibun — 
 
 Your note — believe me — shall be held sacred, 
 though a temporary mistake of a Avord in its coii- 
 eludiug sentiment has so long delayed my answer — 
 the Avord was Desolate — both pa and ma tliought it 
 Avas dissolute, but I knew it never could be — 
 
 [Then she's shown my letter to them! 
 thought I, groAving very cold in my feet and 
 hands ; but I read on], — 
 
 even Avhen we were children together — hoAv sweet is 
 childhood — I always thought there Avas something 
 Aveird in your look, as though some cloudy sorrow 
 cast a shadow o'er your brow, — it seems to me that 
 some natures have a misty alfinity for sorroAv rather 
 than joy, and shrink from the mirth of natures that 
 are less weird — what is your opinion — I may not be 
 understood by some persons, and mustard seed l\as 
 been recommended for my sadness ; but I can give 
 you True Sympathy in the weird Secret that obscures 
 your young ray, and I hope you may yet be able to 
 "say Hedoethiill Things Avell — as I look out at the 
 sky before finishing this letter — which you Avill ex- 
 cuse — heaven's lamps seem to twinkle with a weird 
 light — look up, dear friend, and you will feel that 
 He doeth all Things well — I've always thought so 
 and hope you will too — pray overlook all errors, and 
 believe me — 
 
 — your sincere friend — 
 
 Kettie B. 
 
 The plenitude of feminine punctuation 
 and remarkable economy of capital letters 
 in this touching messenger of True Sympa- 
 thy did not lessen my unspeakable transports 
 over it, and I felt, as I still held it open be- 
 fore me and dreamily luxuriated in my pos- 
 session, that I must be callous indeed if I 
 did not thenceforth believe that all things 
 Avere done Avell. Indeed, it Avas Avhen rais- 
 ing my eyes, I think, in impulsive gratitude 
 for the beautiful moral lesson thus conveyed, 
 that I discerned upon the street-grating, 
 above n)y head, the crouching figure of an 
 execrable bo.v, Avho, Avitli ej'es horribly 
 tAvisted to make his A'icAV the clearer, Avas 
 lost in admiration of the moss-rosebud. 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 185 
 
 Eousod from his artistic abstraction by mj^ 
 hasty concealment of the letter, and, smil- 
 ing agreeably down at me as I glared darkly 
 up at him, this depraved boy remarked, with 
 an approacli to pleasantry quite character- 
 istic of infant crime, that it was probably a 
 " woUytine ! " After which he stuck a cop- 
 per cent in one eye, by way of indicating, 
 Avitli a touch of playful satire, the manner 
 in which clerks generally mounted their ej^c- 
 glasses when wishing to be particularly en- 
 gaging with the ladies, and swaggered oft' 
 the grating, thus adoi'ned, as bent upon the 
 immediate conquest of an heiress. 
 
 The incident occasioned me some bitter- 
 ness of feeling, and originated my earliest 
 inception of that sarcastic and incredulous 
 view of police efficiency which is apt to be- 
 come chronic with men after a first street 
 experience of All-Fools DaJ^ It also re- 
 duced my inflation of spirits sufficiently to 
 make me think seriously for a moment of 
 what might result from the showing of my 
 letter to the Eevereud Mr. Beeton and wife. 
 But, thought I, they must know all about 
 me when they become my parents-in-law ; 
 and this sage second thought sent me to my 
 desk in a tolerably placid state of mind. 
 
 The little party, or sociable, at the home 
 of my charmer, which Noah Trust and I 
 were to attend, beting only three days oft', I 
 concluded to delay writing again until after 
 a preliminary interview should have given 
 me a little more audacity. I did not fail, 
 however, to ponder a significant speech, 
 wherein moss-rosebuds were to be poeti- 
 cally touched upon, for the ears of my 
 future wife ; and while my eyes and hands 
 were busy with invoices, my mind pictured 
 all sorts of romantic occurrences in the 
 shade of Beetonian window-curtains. 
 
 No other foolery in life is half so delight- 
 ful as first love, excepting, perhaps, the 
 amateur hunter's first deer. The two, in- 
 deed, are somewhat alike, not only in sound, 
 but also in character ; for, in cither case, the 
 hero labors under a deliciously crazy sense 
 of having incredibly done something too 
 much for himself, and cannot for some time 
 get rid of imbecile doubts as to the game 
 being his own. 
 
 All my confidence sank into tremulous 
 misgivings on the night of the party. From 
 impetuously regarding the game as my own, 
 I suddenly fell into doleful cowardice about 
 it, and ray journey to Grand Street was a 
 progress in affliction to which corns were a 
 trifle. Suppose Nettie should be only flirt- 
 ing with me. Suppose she should regard 
 my letter as a sign of pitiable weakness, 
 and be instigated solely by compassion in 
 her friendly demeanor toward me. Sup- 
 pose — anything but supposability. 
 
 Additionally aggravated by a firm belief 
 that my hair never clustered so unbecom- 
 ingly before, I followed the servant's )l)tru- 
 sive shoulders to the parlor door, ani then 
 bolted feverishly into the middle of a com- 
 pany whose chairs, sofas, ottomans, and 
 attitudes against tables and mantels seemed 
 24 
 
 ordered, especiall}' for the best view of my 
 entire performance. This idea put me upon 
 my mettle, I think ; for, although the scene 
 wore a confusing blur to me at the first 
 shock, I inclined m}^ head in general salute 
 with some degree of style, and advanced 
 without either stumble or collision to where 
 Miss Beeton and another young lady sat ex- 
 amining some engravings. 
 
 It would have been an awkward task for 
 any fresh guest to cross a roomful of 
 strangers and only find liis welcome when 
 he had found one of the remotest corners 
 of the apartment; and I was just enough 
 irritated by it to feel rather stronger iu 
 mind than I had expected to. 
 
 " Allow me to ofl'er my compliments, Miss 
 Beeton," said I, bowing, as she arose to re- 
 ceive me. 
 
 " Thank you, Mr. Glibuu," she replied, re- 
 turning my courtesy rather coldly, 1 thought ; 
 " I am happy to see you, sir." 
 
 " You are perfectly well, I hope," said I, 
 questioning her with my eyes. Then add- 
 ing, in a lower tone and with much expres- 
 sion, " You are looking charmingly." 
 
 " Thank you," she returned, stiffly ; " I am 
 quite well. Excuse me, please ; ma is beck- 
 oning to me." 
 
 Good gracious ! What was the meaning 
 of this? Did it comport with the ordinarj' 
 usage of parsonage parties, or was I be- 
 ing purposely regaled with cold shoulder 
 where others enjoyed warm tongue? I 
 followed Nettie with my eyes as she wound 
 leisurely and chattily through the company 
 to her mother iu a distant arm-chair; and I 
 saw her mother glance over at me through 
 her spectacles, and then into her daughter's 
 face, with a significance of pre-understand- 
 ing that brought the blood hotly to my 
 cheeks. Others had certainly noticed the 
 peculiarity of my reception, though they 
 were generally too well-bred to show it in 
 any marked manner; and my position was 
 fast growing unendurable, when Noah Trust 
 made his way to where I was standing and 
 shook hands with me as heartily as though 
 we had not seen each other for some years. 
 
 " Well, Glibun," said he, cheerily, *' how 
 do you find yourself? Quite a lively scene, 
 isn't it? Let me initiate you." And before I 
 could either reply or resist, he had introduced 
 me to half a dozen people and established 
 me in a seat near the young lady at the en- 
 gravings. 
 
 " Miss Green," he remarked, vivaciously, 
 "my friend Glibun is a little bashful, and 
 you must oblige me b/ showing him some 
 pretty pictures, while I go and lielp the 
 Reverend Mr. B. to get up the lemonade." 
 
 Neither JMiss Green nor I knew how to 
 escape from an arrangement forced upon 
 us with such good-humor ; and, for my part, 
 I was too much dazed by what had passed, 
 and by my recognition of tlie unsuspecting 
 damsel, to take the departing step at first 
 dictated by ofl'ended dignity. 
 
 There, looking timidly at me over the en- 
 gravings, which rested on a small quartette- 
 
186 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 table, was tlie adored of Mr. Gamble and the 
 joint patroness of Mr. Coffin and mc ; yet 
 she gave not the least sign of remembering 
 either the gipsj' boy or the liiider of her 
 purse. One sharp look at her pretty but 
 not very reflective face quieted all my anx- 
 iet}' on that score. She did not flatter me 
 with any place whatever in her recollec- 
 tion, and I was willing enough to disguise 
 the real perturbation of my feelings by 
 sharing with her the engravings. 
 
 Comi)rehending only enough of the situa- 
 tion to know that I had been subjected to a 
 public and pointed slight, and waxing both 
 wretched and reckless under the inexplica- 
 ble outrage, I no longer experienced either 
 diffidence or sentimentalism. I'll let her 
 see, thought I, that I am not to be crushed 
 by any such snubbing as tiiis ! and, with an 
 air that was positively rakish, I devoted 
 myself exclusively to Miss Aloize Green. 
 A volubility not far removed from the 
 hysterical characterized my criticism of the 
 pictures, to some of which I loudly at- 
 tributed so many unheard-of defects, that 
 quite a throng of admiring listeners were 
 involuntarily attracted to-our table ; and by 
 dint of unparalleled presumption I gained 
 an amount of consideration for which mod- 
 esty might have striven in vain. My edifj'- 
 ing dissertation upon crude art was attaining 
 a climax over an engraved copy of Paul 
 Potter's " Shooting Ponies " (which I inno- 
 cently took for an American picture and. 
 consequently, thought perfectly safe to hold 
 lightly), when Nettie came hastily to her 
 friend again, with a request that she would 
 "play something" on the piano. "Mr. 
 Glibun Avill excuse you, Allie," concluded 
 she, with a rather scornful toss of her head 
 toward me. 
 
 "I could excuse you for anything, Miss 
 Green," said I, affectedly, — "for anything 
 but a refusal to do just what Miss Beeton 
 has asked. Let me escort j'ou to the in- 
 strument. Allow me," and, with all the neat- 
 ness and dispatch of a policeman arresting a 
 civil ofl'ender, I literally took the alarmed 
 Miss Green into custod}' and guarded her 
 to the piano-forte. My imperious style of 
 excuting the manoeuvre admitted no practi- 
 cal protest, and the startled captive could 
 onl}' sink meclianically upon the music-stool 
 and endeavor to regain composure by prac- 
 tising bits of the scale ; the wliile I osten- 
 tatiously opened the notes upon the desk 
 of the old-fasliioued Guyb, and darted de- 
 fiant glances around the company in hostile 
 assertion of my resolve to pass for some- 
 body. It is but fair to say, that a portion 
 of said company rather resented such high- 
 handed assurance on my part by audible tit- 
 tering, being instigated thereto, undoubt- 
 edl}', by a bristle-headed young man in 
 green spectacles, who had been to the Holy 
 Land, and was not disposed to be over- 
 shadowed by violence. Nettie, too, as I 
 saw in a passing glimpse, regarded me with 
 disdainful wonder; and Mrs. Beeton stared 
 through her glasses with a severity too in- 
 
 tense for speech. All this stir and indignity 
 only laslied my bravado into something still 
 more like insolence (for a youth of my 
 years), and poor Miss Green's scared look 
 gave her the rather ludicrous aspect of 
 being just on the verge of a gape or a 
 sneeze. 
 
 " Oh, really, Mr. Glibun," she faltered, in 
 a low tone, "I won't trouble you any 
 farther." 
 
 " I'll turn the leaves for you," said I. 
 
 My arm was extended to put the inten- 
 tion into efiect, when slie placed one of her 
 hands upon it, and said, flrmly and autlibly, 
 "I beg that you will not, sir. I beg that 
 you will not longer insist upon making me 
 so unpleasantly conspicuous." 
 
 The I'ebuke brought me to my senses. In 
 a flash I became conscious of "the rude im- 
 propriety of my conduct, and, after a clumsy 
 apology, I retreated from the piano-forte 
 under the very palpable disfavor of the 
 wliole company. 
 
 My impulse was to plunge directly at the 
 fair, false, fickle Nettie, — knocking down 
 the bristle-headed Holy Lancl-er on the way, 
 — pathetically upbraid her for goading me 
 into insanity by unpi'ovoked contumely; 
 inform her that the worm turns when trod- 
 den upon, and fly forever from a house 
 where hospitality compared unfavorably 
 Avith persecution. I was deterred, how- 
 ever, from this dramatic demonstration by 
 the timely arrival of Noah, who re-entered 
 the room in company with Mr. Beeton, and 
 looked very gravely about until he caught 
 my eye. Not pausing to hear even one verse 
 of "Rose of Lucerne," he came directly to 
 me in my pillory, and unceremoniously asked 
 me to " step into the hall " with him for a 
 moment. 
 
 " Why should I do that? " I asked. 
 
 " I've something very particular and im- 
 portant to say to you, Gilbun," he replied, 
 in a hurried whisper ; " and we can be pri- 
 vate there." 
 
 " All right," said I, carelessly; " I've got 
 beyond being surprised at anything to- 
 uiglit;" and with a parting glance of re- 
 proach at Nettie, — which she acknowledged 
 by looking another way, — I followed Uie 
 grocer's son from the room. 
 
 After an irresoUite pause of a moment 
 under the swinging-lamp in the hall, Noah 
 suggested that we should have our talk on the 
 stoop ; and as moonlight and mild w eather 
 prevailed out there, I urged no objection, 
 and out we went. 
 
 "And now that we are here, Trust," said 
 I, donning my hat, which I had brought out 
 with me, " what great secret have you got 
 to tell me? Has the reverend gentleman 
 desired you to draw me gradually away 
 from his premises, while he bolts the door ? " 
 
 "Ah, that's it, Glibun, that's it!" ejac- 
 ulated Noah, who was either very much at 
 a loss for introductory ideas, or very ner- 
 vous about sometliiug. " Have you noticed 
 anything peculiar here this evening, — any- 
 thing not usual at a party, you know ? " 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 187 
 
 M}' previous knowledge of fashionable 
 " party " usages had been chiefly derived 
 from novel-reading ; but no lesson of prac- 
 tical experience was needed to teach nie 
 that there had been something decidedly 
 peculiar in the manner of my reception and 
 treatment that evening. 
 
 "Peculiar!" I echoed, in a rage ; "why, 
 Trust, I've been used like a pickpocket! 
 And I'm bound to know what it all means 
 before I stir one step from this house. I 
 am invited to come, the party is given by an 
 old playmate ; and then, when I am here, no 
 snub is too outrageous for me. Who are 
 these Beetons, I should like to know ! I 
 never was treated so before in my life ! " 
 
 "Have you no idea of a reason for it, 
 Glibun?" 
 
 I stared at him, under the impression that 
 he was disposed to quiz me; but his face 
 was too grave, and even troubled, in the 
 moonlight, for that. 
 
 "What reason should there be?" asked 
 I, with vague apprehensions from his look. 
 "You, yourself, heard me invited to come; 
 and yet I've been received exactly as though 
 I had bolted in without even the privilege 
 of acquaintance. If you can explain it, I 
 wish you would. Perhaps you've had some- 
 thing to do with it yourself," added I, in 
 sudden suspicion. 
 
 " Now, Glibun, that's nonsense," he re- 
 torted. " I've stood up like a Trojan for 
 you this very evening. I saw that something 
 was wrong the moment you came in, and 
 went up to the old gentleman's room on 
 purpose to ask him about it. If I had 
 known aud thought what they did, do you 
 suppose I would have introduced you to the 
 lady I brought liere myself ? " 
 
 " Known and thought what they did ! " I 
 repeated, staring at him again. "What on 
 earth are you talking about? Is every- 
 body crazy, or am I a lunatic myself? What 
 in the world have I done ? " 
 
 " Well, Glibun," replied Noah, working 
 his hands together on the railing, and look- 
 ing down at them in manifest embarrass- 
 ment, " if you really dowt guess the secret, 
 and v:iU have the truth, I'm afraid that 
 letter of yours to Nettie has made all the 
 trouble." 
 
 " What ! " cried I, aghast ; " has she shown 
 it to you ? " 
 
 " No. But her father told — " 
 
 " That's enough, Mr. Trust ! " I struck in, 
 furious at the betrayal of my confidence. 
 " If you've managed to sneak into my pri- 
 A'atc business that far, you can make the 
 most of it with your friends, and keep 
 clear of me hereafter. I'll have nothing 
 more to do with either you or them." 
 
 Thus speaking, aud almost choked with 
 rage, I motioned as though I would have 
 descended at once to the street ; when, by 
 a quick movement, he placed himself di- 
 rectly in my waj% and kept me back. 
 
 "Just hear me fairly out, Glibun," he 
 entreated, " and then you may do as you 
 please. When I saw how Nettie acted with 
 
 you, and her mother looked at you, I knew, 
 as I said before, that something was wrong 
 It would not do to make a fuss about it 
 with so many strangers about, so I took 
 pains to put you as much at your ease as 1 
 could, and tlieu made an excuse to slip olf 
 and tind Mr. Beeton. To cut the story 
 short, he was sorry to hear youHuid come; 
 said that Nettie and her mother were act- 
 ing as he himself had told them to act, and 
 blamed me for bringing you to the house in 
 the tirst place." 
 
 "Let me go!" shouted I, attempting to 
 pass him. 
 
 " No, not yet," liolding out his arms ; " I 
 took your part like a good oue, and asked 
 him what he could possibly have against 
 you. Then he told me that you had writ' 
 ten a very odd letter, or note, to Nettie ; — 
 something about a great ' mystery' in your 
 life, and all that. The little goose handed 
 it right over to him, on account of some 
 word that puzzled her, and he read it 
 through. Then, you see, he wanted to 
 know something about you before tiie cor- 
 respondence went too far, — you can't blame 
 him for that, you know, — and got Nettie to 
 tell him where your family lived." My 
 heart began to throb wildly, and I listened 
 fearfullJ^ " He went to the place where 
 you tised to live, and found that you had 
 moved aAvay. This afternoon, tliough, he 
 was there again (I don't know what made 
 him so curious, — he didn't say), and found 
 out, — I'm sorry to have to say it, Glibuu, — 
 all about your father." 
 
 What was it that I dreaded with a dread 
 like that of death? Why did my right 
 hand go instinctively up to my mouth, and 
 twitch nervously there, as thougli to plead 
 with his mouth, in poor, dumb show, 
 against the utterance of — I knew not 
 what? 
 
 "My father?" I tremulously said; the 
 sileuce of the street seeming to deepen at 
 the same instant aud take the word into its 
 whole space. 
 
 "Yes. I thought you'd sooner hear this 
 from an old playmate than from Mr. Beeton, 
 and I told him I would speak to you myself. 
 The people in the house, or the neighbors, 
 I dou't know which, told him. lie feels 
 sorry for you, Glibun, and would have kept 
 you from coming to-night, if there had 
 been time aud he'd known how to do it. 
 It's pretty hard for you ; but you know he's 
 a very strict man, himself, and — well, I 
 hardly know how to express it, Glibun, but 
 he has to, look out for Nettie. I hope 
 you're not mad at me. 1 don't think any 
 the worse of you for wliat I know is no 
 fault of yours. They think at the store 
 that your folks live in the country, aud 1 
 have never contradicted them." 
 
 "What was it about my father?" I 
 asked the question under a kind of nerveless 
 fixsciuation. It expressed every thought, 
 feeling, and remembrance of the moment. 
 
 Noah stepped aside to let the moonlight 
 strike fully upon my whole face, as though 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN: OR, 
 
 expootiiiir to find some qualification of my 
 ^vol■(ls in my look. 
 
 " Why ! don't you know?" 
 
 " What is he, — what is my father?" I 
 could not have prevented the jerking dis- 
 tortion of my month into a smile if I had 
 been dying. I could not have kept my lin- 
 gcry fi'om working on my chin if their touch 
 had been ruin. 
 
 " Glibun, I really don't know what to 
 make of you ! " exclaimed Noah Trust, mov- 
 ing uneasily about. " If yoti don't know 
 anything about your own fjithcr, I'm sure 
 I've got no riglit to pretend to know. Mr. 
 Beetou says that they say he's a — a — " 
 
 "Well?"" 
 
 "A — counterfeiter ! " 
 
 If I could have told him then and there 
 — whether from my perfect ignorance, or 
 my imagined knowledge of the truth — 
 that he lied ; if I could have flown from him 
 to the reverend tale-bearer in-doors, and 
 honestly (as regarded myself) told him that 
 he lied ; — there had been no other imputa- 
 tion or humiliation which I could not have 
 borne with a laugh as merry as any that 
 came out from the parlor that night. But 
 neither the impulse nor the word would 
 come. Never had I so much as dreamed 
 of what, in its very first enunciation to my 
 ears, paralyzed and silenced me with the 
 all-revealing flash of elemental truth. I had 
 not a word to say. I could trace and count 
 every line of demarcation between the gray 
 slabs of the walk ; every ring, oval, gro- 
 tesque profile, and sunken cgi^ in the 
 cobble mosaic of the street; every brick, 
 jalousy-slat, iron rail, and lower window- 
 pane of the opposite house; and had not 
 one word to answer. 
 
 " You"re not mad at me, I hope, for letting 
 you hear it; quietly?" urged Noah, full of 
 "sympath,v still, although he must have 
 doubted that I had dealt ingenuously with 
 him. 
 
 '■ Oh, you"ro all right, you're all right," I 
 assured liim, in a forced, absent, parrot-like 
 way. " That's all right, you're all right," I 
 continued, moving down the steps, with an 
 arm over the rail, Uke a boy. 
 
 •' Plague on it ! I hate to have you go olf 
 in that way," he cried, following me because 
 he knew not what else to do. " I'd go with 
 you if I liadn't AUie on my hands. Give us 
 a good shake, old fellow, to make sure that 
 it's all right between ?<.<;, aijyhow." 
 
 I shoolc his extended hand with both of 
 mine, just as I would have shaken any other 
 hand that had been otlered me then ; and, 
 again declaring, in a high key, that he was 
 '•"all right," lell him. 
 
 Looking back over the whole treacherous 
 time of my betrayed youth, I can remember 
 no other hour so darkly blank, so ghost- 
 Icssly dead, witli the stunning shock of 
 fatal misfortune, as that in which I moved 
 mechanically away from the house in Grand 
 Street toward the one I called my home. 
 
 Man kn(j\vs not how deeply his wildest, 
 most arbitrary hope can sink, until the 
 
 inexorable disappointment follows, like a 
 harsh word after a kind one, to sound and 
 harrow the placid depths which held it 
 unaware. He knows not how that vain and 
 unsubstantial hope can insensibly assim- 
 ilate and grow in sentieucy with his whole 
 nature, until the stern, relentless ending 
 comes, and, like the traitorous sword which 
 stabs the heart that looked to it for gen- 
 erous vindication, brings more than death 
 to what was more than life. 
 
 Such a hope of mine had gone out that 
 night. I had been living upon it without 
 knowing it to be my own ; it had been my 
 higher self, to keep me in protecting and 
 ennobling company, even when I deemed 
 myself most lonelj^ dishonored, and unsus- 
 tained ; it had been a star above my head to 
 give me unwittingly an eternal motive for 
 an upward look and thought, whatever 
 depth I sank to in transitional adversity. 
 And I knew it not for itself, — I knew it not 
 for itself, — until I read its epitaph in this : 
 that I was not the son of a gentleman ! 
 
 CHAPTER XXXV. 
 
 KBITS SLAVERY. 
 
 Lamp in hand Mrs. Terky met me at the 
 door. My night-key was scarcely in the 
 lock when she turned the latch from the 
 inside and brought me face to face with 
 herself. Had my condition of mind been 
 in the slightest degree normal, I must 
 have been greatly surprised at her appear- 
 ance in such an action, especially as she 
 wore her night-robe and looked pale and 
 flurried. As it was, I paused in the door- 
 wa.v, and stared blankly at her, with but a 
 dull, inconclusive sense of something un- 
 usual. 
 
 "O Avery!" she hurriedly said, "won't 
 3'ou run for the doctor? Tootsy's very 
 sick and I haven't a soul to send ! Oh ! oh ! 
 ichat has happened to Job?" 
 
 She staggered against the wall, as from a 
 blow, when almost shrieking the last sen- 
 tence, and fairly stopped the beating of my 
 heart by the wild and sudden terror of her 
 look. 
 
 "Job? " I echoed. 
 
 "I see it in your face! " she groaned, 
 ghastly as a corse. " O God, have mercy ! 
 have mercy ! " 
 
 She would have dropped the lamp had I 
 not caught it, and the action recalled my 
 stunned senses to life. 
 
 " Nothing is the matter with your hus- 
 band, Mrs. Terky," stammered I, in ner- 
 vous haste. " He's at the store, of course." 
 
 Having, by my assistance, gained a chair 
 which stood in the hall, she sank into it 
 and put both hands to her head. 
 
 " Your look — gave me — such a shock," 
 she panted. "I'm so nervous. Bridget 
 left — this afternoon. Hei'e I've been, all 
 — alone, and the child — so sick." 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 189 
 
 " Don't worry, don't worry," entreated I. 
 " It will not take mo three minutes to fetch 
 the doctor, and Mr. Terky will soon be 
 home." 
 
 Only waiting to see her safely on her 
 way upstairs, I hastened after the family 
 physician, whose residence I knew to be 
 only a few blocks ofl", and was presently 
 holding grufl" conference through a speak- 
 ing-tube, with one whom I at first sup- 
 posed to be the doctor himself. 
 
 "What's wanted?" came through the 
 tube, in answer to my jerk upon the bell- 
 IHill directly under its street-end. 
 
 " Mr. Terky 's child is very sick. Please 
 come at once." 
 
 " Doctor's out. I'll tell him when he re- 
 turns," gruml)led the voice in the dai'kness ; 
 and the tube immediately became closed, at 
 its remote end, against me. 
 
 A something told me that there was peril 
 in delay, and, without a moment's hesita- 
 tion, I darted down from the stoop and 
 hurried across the street to a policeman 
 pacing there. 
 
 " Officer, where can I find another doc- 
 tor?" said I. "The one over the way is 
 out, and I want one this instant." 
 
 " Second door around the first corner. 
 Doctor Knight." 
 
 I was ofl' with a flying " thank you," and 
 quickly had Doctor Knight underway at a 
 speed suited to his mistaken idea of the in- 
 fantile piirpose for ^^ Inch I had called him. 
 He and I were bounding up the steps, when 
 a third figure abruptly joined us from the 
 street, and Mr. Terky's voice arrested us in 
 the doorway, — 
 
 "Here, Glibuu! You, sir! What's the 
 trouble ? " 
 
 " Go on upstairs, doctor," whispered I. 
 " The baby seems to be a little worse, Mr. 
 Terky, and I've called the doctor." 
 
 " That wasn't Doctor Dunn," was the 
 captious reply. "Why didn't you get 
 him ? " 
 
 " I did go after him, but he's out." 
 
 " Out ! " repeated the entry-clerk, with an 
 oath. " Yes ! he's out because his con- 
 founded bill isn't paid. I'll go and pay the 
 old scoundrel this minute, by Heaven ! I'll 
 see that he isn't ' out ' by me, at all events." 
 He sprang down the steps again at a full 
 run, and was away before my remonstrance 
 could get breath. 
 
 Leaving the door ajar, I went slowly up- 
 stairs ; the perspiration bursting coldly out 
 upon my forehead at a convulsive sobbing 
 which had suddenly followed the low mur- 
 mur of voices in a room I was nearing. 
 Another moment found me in that room, 
 where a night-lamp on the hearth revealed 
 the white figure of the j'oung mother with a 
 motionless little form across her knees, and 
 the gray-haired physician bending over 
 both, watch in hand. 
 
 A board in the floor creaked as I entered, 
 and the sobs gave place to a moaning, des- 
 olate cry, — 
 
 "O Job! Job! Job!" 
 
 " He'll be here in a moment, Mrs. Terky," 
 I tremulously said, standing appalled beside 
 the vacant little crib. 
 
 Again the sobs broke out; the doctor 
 stood speechless and watchful ; and the 
 whole silent house seemed to have resolved 
 itself into one awful and prophetic ear. 
 Then the hall-door slammed with a sound 
 that went through me like a knife, rude 
 steps counted the merciless stairs, and the 
 husband and father — flushed and impious 
 — stalked heavily into the room. 
 
 My eyes were on his face when he heard 
 the scream and saw the sight. I could not 
 have taken them ofl" to save my soul ; and I 
 cannot now ! 
 
 "Etta — Doctor — not dead? " 
 
 The doctor turned his head, and spoke 
 the words of fiite too solemnly to leave a 
 hope. 
 
 " Medical aid should have been summoned 
 long ago in this case. The disease has 
 reached the brain. I am afraid that I can 
 do nothing." 
 
 The man's heart was broken already and 
 could not heave a sigh ; but it must have 
 fluttered enough in its dry ruin to half stran- 
 gle him ; for his face changed from pallor 
 to a sickly gray. He went to his now-stu- 
 pefied wife and leaned over her chair, with 
 his elbow upon the mantel-piece, — 
 
 "Doctor, how soon?" 
 
 "Very soon, Mr. Terky. It will be pain- 
 less." 
 
 " Doctor, there is your fee. I'll put it on 
 the mantel here, and you can take it when 
 you go." 
 
 The doctor stood erect, and stared. 
 
 "I mean no disrespect to you, doctor; 
 but this life must be the last that goes for 
 my poverty. A man of your profession has 
 killed this baby of mine, because I have 
 been too poor to do for him what I've just 
 done for you. Two minutes ago I left him 
 returning to bed with my debt paid, and 
 with my baby's life paid with it. He could 
 have saved the little one a week ago, if he'd 
 been willing to wait until now for his 
 money. But he wasn't. I mean no disre- 
 spect to you ; but I've made my rule." 
 
 He spoke measuredly and monotonously 
 as though rehearsing something written ; 
 yet with a determined emphasis, too, which 
 betokened full activity in all his thinking 
 faculties. 
 
 "This is extraordinary, Mr. Terky," said 
 the doctor, looking sternly at him; " but I 
 will do as you wish. Madam, I must warn 
 you that your little one is dying now, — 
 painlessly." 
 
 The mother neither raised her head nqr 
 uttered a soimd. The doctor bowed to the 
 father, took the money, and softly retired. 
 
 Watching there in the lifeless glimmer 
 from their desolate hearth to see the fli'st- 
 born die : she, with hands clutched against 
 the forgotten breast, — the mother-heart, — 
 and eyes seeing only frozen disbelief; he, 
 with wrinkled brow on rigid palm, and 
 darkened eyes that through the angelic 
 
190 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 paUYigonosia riirht beneath them saw no 
 God . so I l<!ft thorn. So they haunted 
 me through all the livelong night, until the 
 Avorld and life came back with unbelieving 
 morning. 
 
 The door of their chamber was closed at 
 the hour when I finally summoned com- 
 posure enough to go downstairs again ; 
 but I found Mr. Terky pacing the floor of 
 the dining-room, and learned from him that 
 all was over. Older and thinner he cer- 
 tainly looked; but his manner was calm, 
 his hair and dress were orderly as usual, 
 and his voice sounded no more despondent 
 than it had for weeks past. 
 
 "I've been to let the neighbors know," he 
 said, gazing moodily out of the window, 
 " and some of the ladies will be in directly. 
 Poor Etta takes it very hard. I couldn't 
 ask her to get breakfast for us this morn- 
 ing, and perhaps you won't mind getting 
 what you want at one of the saloons." 
 
 " I want no breakfast. Let me stay here 
 and help you," I said. 
 
 "Ah, Avy, there's no help for rae now," 
 replied he, looking at me with a strange and 
 bitter smile in his tired eyes. " The kind 
 people next door will be with Etta all day, 
 in case the firm refuse to excuse me." 
 
 "Mr. Terky !" exclaimed I, hardly be- 
 lieving my ears, " you don't mean to tell me 
 that you think of going to the store to- 
 day ! " 
 
 " Can I afl"ord to lose the place, Glibun? " 
 he asked, bitterly. " How am I to bury my 
 child, if I haven't even an employment to 
 get credit from the undertaker with ? " 
 
 " But, my dear Mr. Terky, if I go, and 
 tell Mr. Cunnnin himself — " 
 
 " No use, poor fellow; no use," he inter- 
 rupted, shaking his liead and wearing that 
 bitter, despairing look again. " Mr. Cum- 
 min — or Mr. Tryon, either — would tell 
 you that he was very sorry, but those 
 bills must be ready. You've been a clerk 
 long enough to know that we're nothing but 
 salaries — we're not men ! What right has 
 a low salary with a dead baby in the middle 
 of the busy season? Cummin & Tryon can't 
 keep their southern customers waiting for 
 invoices because a low salarj'^ wants to lay 
 out its only child. There aint trouble 
 enough in debt, death, and damnation, to- 
 gether, to make nae forget that common 
 truth ! " 
 
 Tlie approach to positive ribaldry in this 
 extraordinary speech, and the short, unnat- 
 ural laugh with which the speaker turned to 
 the window again, left mo too nnjch amazed 
 and shocked to venture an immediate reply. 
 It seemed incredible that our employers 
 would be guilty of such barbarous inhuman- 
 it}' to a faithful servant, and I began to have 
 a dread that Mr. Terky's mind liad become 
 diseased by his troubles. Recollecting, too, 
 that all through his recent extraordinary 
 depression he had seemed to shrink from 
 meeting the full gaze of any eye, — even his 
 wife's, — and recalling his peculiar excite- 
 ment in regard to the doctor, the idea of 
 
 his mental disorder grew stfll stronger, and 
 vague apprelu'nsion of some new and more 
 terrible disaster turned me sick at heart. 
 I was in no condition, myself, to attompt 
 the part of adviser, or comforter; yet I folt 
 that some one should do something to 
 change the unnatural and ominous atmos- 
 phere of our unhappy household. Thus re- 
 flecting, I was about to remonstrate once 
 more with the bereaved father against his 
 going to the store that daj', when the bell 
 rang and he went past me to open the street 
 door. 
 
 "Upstairs," I heard him say, in apparent 
 response to a murmur of feminine voices ; 
 and, while the rustling of dresses sounded 
 on the flight, he came back to the dining- 
 room. "Come on, Glibun. We may as 
 well go first as last." 
 
 " Then you are really going? " 
 
 "Heaven and earth! haven't I told you I 
 must? Do you want to make me shoot 
 myself? " 
 
 Without further remark I put on my hat, 
 and we went out together into the sunshiue, 
 — the warm, glad sunshine, which should 
 make charitable and humane those hearts, 
 at least, whose gains and hopes are all in- 
 ward reflectors of its inspiring brightness. 
 And yet, many a possessor of an untroubled 
 soul whom we uuoft'endingly passed that 
 morning must have visited flippant verdict 
 upon the deadly chill and shadow which gave 
 our mourning one letter more than theirs. 
 Many a gay heart, so richly blessed in the 
 glorious light that some of it were easily 
 spared to thought of anything human, must 
 have carelessly fancied truculeuce in the 
 pleading misery of a childless father's eye, 
 and wanton recklessness in the desolate 
 neglect of a fatherless child. 
 
 Mr. Coflin and Noah Trust came to him and 
 me at our dreary desk, having noticed our al- 
 tered countenances as we passed through the 
 long retail salesroom to the iron stall's which 
 led to the basement. Both were surprised 
 and grieved at the special cause ; for each 
 had imagined a flir different one ; and while 
 the romantic lace-salesman condoled stam- 
 meringly with Mr. Terky, the kindly grocer's 
 son soothed me with a delicate commisera- 
 tion which generously ignored the wound 
 best borne when shared the least. 
 
 Noah joined with me in thinking that the 
 firm could not possibly expect tlie bereaved 
 parent to remain at business witli death in 
 his family ; but Mr. Coflin sadly shook his 
 smoky head and doubted. 
 
 "I'm afraid, I'm afraid," sighed he, in 
 the lowest possible spirits. " Those whose 
 hearts and intellects are all given over to 
 the insenate mart of mercenary trade, rec- 
 ognize no human joy or woe but in the 
 gaining or losing of a dollar. Tell them 
 that the Shadow of the Destroyer has fallen 
 over the intelligent family hearthstone, and 
 their mind-play will rise to nothing higher 
 than a certain wild astonishment at such an 
 unbusiness-like occurrence. You might ask, 
 though, my poor Terky; you might ask." 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 191 
 
 " I shall ask," said the entry-clerk ; and, 
 turning abruptly to his books, he grasped 
 his riiiiit wrist, to check the pitiable shaking 
 of that hand, and endeavored to write. 
 
 At least, he made a pretence of writing 
 until aijout half an hour after our friends 
 had left us, when he suddenly drove the pen 
 into the desk, and dragged his hat down 
 from its nail. 
 
 " I must have a glass of brandy," he 
 muttered, in answer to my inquiring look. 
 " I see too much besides words and figures 
 on that book, and I must have something to 
 keep the devil out of me." 
 
 He was gon« bat a few moments, and then 
 came back to his pitiless drudgery with a 
 hard and desperate air of blind determina- 
 tion. After two or three more attempts, 
 however, he again dashed the pen violently 
 aside, clasped his hands clutchingly across 
 the invoice book, and dropped his head 
 upon them with a long, low groan. 
 
 I could only stand and watch him, in the 
 silent helplessness of a wretchedness un- 
 nerving as his own. I could only stand 
 there beside him in that gloomy, unwhole- 
 some slave-pen and pray speechlessly for 
 him and myself in the broken petitions of 
 bewildered despair. 
 
 As suddenly as before he turned a second 
 time from the desk, dragged down his hat, 
 and answered my mute appeal. 
 
 " I'm going to see Cummin now. He 
 must be in by this time. If he ever had a 
 child of his own he'll let me ofl". I can't 
 stand it ! " 
 
 It was a real relief to hear this ; for it 
 sounded like right and natural feeling. I 
 ■wanted him to leave his work with me, and 
 go home ; and I had not doubted, from the 
 first, that the firm would unhesitatinglj'^ tell 
 him to do it. So, I beheld him going up 
 the iron staircase as though he carried up 
 with him at least one of my torturing ap- 
 prehensions to disperse to the four winds 
 above, and resumed my work in calmer 
 mind and more courageous mood. 
 
 Fifteen minutes passed, and the entr}'- 
 clerk was coming toward the desk at a 
 sharp, quick walk. Without a word, he 
 threw his hat from him, brushed by me to 
 his place of toil, and, pressing his handker- 
 chief to his eyes, Avept aloud like a boy ! 
 
 But one interpretation could be given to 
 that final breaking-down of an overwrought 
 excitement. Kindness had come, as the west 
 ■wind across a false sky of fervent brass, 
 and brought the gentle I'ain at last. I cried, 
 too, but in a kind of triumph over the truth 
 of my own obstinate intuitions. Cummin 
 & Tryon liaxl human hearts, even for an 
 entry-clerk; and where he had expected 
 nothing but the callous inhumanity against 
 which he had hardened himself, the voice 
 of fraternal sympathy met him like the rod 
 of Moses, and drew melting waters from 
 the arid rock. 
 
 "Did)i't 1 tell you how it would be?" 
 quavered I, gently trying to pull down his 
 Lauds. " It'll do you good to give waj- to 
 
 your feelings like that, dear old friend; but 
 do go home now, — won't you ? " 
 
 With a passionate gesture he uncovered 
 his face, and I involuntarily recoiled from 
 the expression glaring in every swollen 
 feature. An awful oath burst from his lips, 
 and he turned upon me as though he could 
 tear me to pieces. 
 
 "Go home? you — idiot!" he snarled. 
 " Didn't I let your baby-talk fool me into 
 believing that I was something more than 
 Cummin & Tryon's cart-horse?" 
 
 My blood boiled. Not because the poor, 
 tortured creature struck at me in his agony ; 
 but in sympathetic rage at a hardness of 
 heart beyond belief. 
 
 " What did they say ? " I managed to ask. 
 
 " That they felt very sorr}'. That it was 
 unfortunate. That Iliad better go home ear- 
 lier — to-night ! — That was all." 
 
 "But, did you tell them that your child 
 was actually dead ? You couldn't have done 
 so! " 
 
 " I did. There ! let us say no more about 
 it. A cheap clerk has no business to be a 
 father; but I thought I"d have one good cry 
 before I went to work to earn the burial 
 expenses." 
 
 His tears seemed to have washed out all 
 the remaining good from his worn face, 
 leaving it darkly wicked ; and I turned 
 from him with a shudder.* 
 
 The salesmen who came down to " call 
 off" bills that afternoon were all as kind 
 and forbearing as they could be toward the 
 frequent mistakes of the entry-clerk and his 
 assistant; for they had heard, upstairs, of 
 the sorrow in our house. Such of them as 
 prospered sufliciently to reach large stores 
 of their own, would then, of course, hold 
 all minor clerks to be very common cattle; 
 but, in the interim, they had some fellow- 
 feeling for the hirelings below them, and 
 were willing to make allowances for domes- 
 tic afflictions. 
 
 It must have been somewhere near four 
 o'clock, when a porter brought me word 
 that my presence was desired immediately 
 in the private office of the firm. He Avas 
 not mistaken, he said: " If my name was 
 Glibun I was the one Mr. Cummin had told 
 him to call." 
 
 The circumstance was so unusual that I 
 would fain have consulted my companion 
 before obeying the summons ; but seeing 
 that he did not even I'aise his eyes from the 
 invoice book, I refrained from troubling 
 him about it. 
 
 Leaving him thus, apparently absorbed in 
 his work, I quietly repaired to the parti- 
 tioned room of the partners, where Mr. 
 Cummin and Mr. Coflin appeared to l^e in 
 close consultation, Avhile the night-portt-r of 
 the store stood before them, cap in hand. 
 All three looked intently at me as I entered, 
 and I thought the lace-salesman seemed 
 greatly agitated. 
 
 * There is no exaggeration in this incident. I 
 have known a firm to exact business services from a 
 clerk ou a day when his wife laiU tieail iu the house. 
 
192 
 
 AVERY GLIBtTN; OR, 
 
 " Yoviii!:!; man," said Mr. Cummin, motion- 
 ing toward ac'liair with liis forefinger," just 
 sit down there, if you please; I wish to asli 
 3'oii a lew questions." 
 
 Unable to form the slightest conjecture 
 of wliat was coming, I toolv the seat iudi- 
 c.Uetl, and glanced inquiringly from the 
 chief to his subordinates. 
 
 " You have not remained here at night 
 recentl}', I understand from the porter." 
 
 "No, sir," I replied, readily enough; 
 " Mr. Terky has preferred to stay alone." 
 
 " Yes, I see. Have you an}' idea of the 
 reason why Mr. Terky has been so indul- 
 gent?" 
 
 " Because he thought there was not work 
 enough for two, I suppose, sir." (I felt, 
 however, as I gave this answer, that it was 
 not a very clear or consistent one. But 
 what was all this questioning for?) 
 
 " Well, we'll let that pass," went on the 
 merchant, with a dissatisfied glance at Mr. 
 Coffin. " You live in the same house with 
 Mr. Terky, I believe?" 
 
 " I do, Mr. Cummin." 
 
 "Board with him?" 
 
 I bowed. 
 
 " Has he seemed, within the last few 
 weeks, to haA'e any more money thau usual ? 
 — given presents to his wife? — bought 
 things ? — or anything of that kind ? " 
 
 The look of wonder in my face gave way 
 to a hot flush, and a new and vague anxiety 
 for my Triend made me violently alive to the 
 insulting character of this last strange in- 
 terrogation. 
 
 " I mind my own business, sir! " I said, 
 indignantly. "If you wish to know any- 
 thing of Mr. Terky's private aflairs you 
 must ask him himself." 
 
 The tradesman eyed me suspiciously for 
 a moment, and then turned to the porter, — 
 "John, you say that you have seen the 
 eutrj^-clerk hanging about Mr. Coflln's 
 counter, on several occasions, after all the 
 other clerks had gone for the night ? You're 
 sure about it ? " 
 
 "It's no harm I'd be afther shpaj'kin' of 
 any man, sur," returned the inevitable Irish- 
 man; "but it's Mr. Terky was in it, sur, 
 aftlier ev'ry wan lavein' ; an' I saw him, 
 whin me back was turruned, laneiu' right 
 over fornint the shelves convaynieut to 
 Misther Coffin's counter. Fair and aisy 
 goes far in a day, sur, au' I only tell ye the 
 truth." 
 
 The man spoke honestly; there could be 
 no doubt of that ; and his words made clear 
 the object of Mr. Cummin in questioning 
 me. The miserable clerk was suspected of 
 ROBBERY. The terrible word no soouer 
 took shape in my mind than it recalled to 
 memory the several recent occasions when 
 my unhappy friend had seemed mysteriously 
 possessed of money ; his late avoidance of 
 my company, too, and obvious uneasiness 
 under the mildest eye. Alas ! instead of 
 defending him from a foul aspersion, my 
 impulse was to feel almost guilty myself, 
 and look to the floor in silence. 
 
 " Mr. Coffin, you hear what John says," 
 observed the sandy-haired inquisitor. "It 
 will be as well, I think, to call the man 
 himself, now." 
 
 " Mr. Cummin! " cried the salesman, pale 
 and excited, "my intellect tells me that 
 there's a cruel mistake here, somewhere, 
 sir. I'd sooner pay for the missing lace 
 myself, than have Mr. Terky accused of 
 such a thing, when he already has the De- 
 stroyer aci'oss his Desolate Hearth. I'm 
 amazed, my mind-play is utterly confound- 
 ed, by the turn this thing has taken. I 
 could swear that Terky is as innocent of 
 such guile as any woman of the higher 
 classes. I'll stand the loss, myself, sir, 
 though it should reduce me to penury ! " 
 
 " If the man is innocent, he can say so," 
 i-eturned Mr. Cummin, coldly. — " John, go 
 and call the entry-clerk." 
 
 The porter obeyed the order so hastily, 
 that Mr. Terky was in the presence before 
 either the salesman or I could say another 
 word for him. In he came ; neither re- 
 spectfully nor detiautly, but with the step 
 and air of one who was stolidly indifferent 
 to anything more that could happen to him. 
 
 " Entry-clerk," began his proprietor, in a 
 hard, dry voice, " I am sorry to say, that — " 
 
 " I'm a thief! " broke in the white slave ; 
 not shrinking from his eye. " You're sorry 
 to say that entry-clerk — or block of Avood, 
 or whatever else I am — has stolen lace 
 from you. Well, I have. I've taken two 
 hundred dollars' worth, and got flfty for it. 
 Here are the pawn-tickets " (deliberately 
 drawing them from a vest-pocket and 
 placing them on the desk) — "all of them. 
 I've never taken anything else thau lace ; 
 and I should have taken another piece of 
 that, to-night, if you hadn't found me out 
 to-day. I wanted it to bury my dead baby 
 with." 
 
 He spoke clearly, calmly, and Monoto- 
 nously ; looking straight into the sharp 
 little eyes of his astounded judge all the 
 time. 
 
 "Then you confess it?" gasped the lat- 
 ter. " You are not ashamed to — " 
 
 " No ! " — catching him up again. " I've 
 no more business to have shame thau to 
 have manhood, or human feeling. Do you 
 and your partner treat such as I witii any 
 regard to our shame, or our manhood, or 
 our human feelings? Don't you drive and 
 drudge us down, as boys, until we haven't 
 the soul, mind, or body, for anything difl'er- 
 ent ; and then drudge and drive us as bur- 
 lesques of men for any miserable pittance 
 that we don't dare to lose ? Ten years ago 
 I came into this store of yours, a poor 
 orplian boy, glad enough to work like a 
 scullion, and be abused and slaved by every 
 whipper-snapper of a salesman in the place, 
 because I hoped to make my way up in the 
 business some day, and get decently paid 
 for my labor. I've done the work of six 
 men ever since ; I've toiled for you day and 
 night like a slave, and you've made a thief 
 of me for it ! " 
 
BETWEEN TWO EIRES. 
 
 193 
 
 " I made a thief of you ! " sputtered Mr. 
 Cummin, turning purple with rage. " You 
 scoundrel ! how dare j-ou ? " 
 
 "Yes; 3'ou and your partner," continued 
 the victim at bay; " you and your sharer in 
 the profits of unrequited toil. You have 
 grown rich on such sufferings as have made 
 a criminal of me, and many another poor 
 counting-house drudge before me. You can 
 afford, Mr. Cummin, — you and your part- 
 ner, — to give hundreds to the starving 
 poor of Ireland ; you can afford to give 
 hundreds more to buy Irish votes here, at 
 the bidding of your brother slave-drivers 
 from the South ; you can afford to subscribe 
 thousands for a new church; but yoncan'l 
 afford to pay your own overworked clerks 
 enough to keep them from want, from the 
 scorn of every well-paid hod-carrier, or 
 from disbelief in the pity of God himself! " 
 
 "Upon my word!" ejaculated the rich 
 man. 
 
 "I say again, you have made a thief of 
 me ! " His clenched fists, heaving chest, 
 and burning eyes, began to show how the 
 inner tempest lashed him, now that the 
 smothering repression of years had forced to 
 vent. "I have asked you, I have servilely 
 begged you, to save me from ruin by paying 
 me some living part of my just earnings; 
 and jou have dismissed me like a dog, with 
 permission to look for another bone if I 
 didn't like j'ours, because j'ou knew that 
 other rich merchants like you gave no 
 better bones to poor, hungry dogs like me. 
 Starve a dog, and he'll steal from your table, 
 and you've made a thief of him ! " 
 
 Thei'e was something so stupefying in the 
 fierce audacity of this mere low-priced 
 clerk, that the Majesty of Wholesale and 
 Eetail could only stare dumfoundercd. 
 
 " I'm glad to be found out," went on the 
 presumptuous hireling, looking round upon 
 Mr. Collin and me for the first time, but 
 quickly facing his owner again. " It's a 
 relief to have it all over, and not go crazy 
 waiting for it and expecting it every mo- 
 ment. I'd sooner go to prison than go 
 home to-night, a thousand times over. I'd 
 sooner go to prison, than not be such an 
 example to this poor young fellow you've 
 given me as an assistant, — about all you 
 ever did give me, — as will warn him (not 
 against theft, but) against clerking in a 
 princely dry -goods house ! He'd better go 
 and saw wood, if he wants to be treated, at 
 least, like a human vote. I'll ask the police- 
 man to let me have one last look at my dead 
 child; and then I'll go willingly enough 
 with him to less of a prison than the one 
 I've been in for the past ten years." 
 
 I went and stood beside him, grasping 
 his hand, as he undauntedly welcomed his 
 fate ; and Mr. Cummiu turned stiffly to his 
 salesman. 
 
 "Mr. CoflSu, will you be kind enough to 
 step out and call an ofiicer? " 
 
 "No, sir! no, sir! I will not, sir!" was 
 the startling reply, as Mr. Coffin Ijounced 
 from his chair as though he had been shot 
 25 
 
 out of it, and rumpled the smoky hair with 
 both hands. " I'll see you d— d fii'st, if 
 you'll attribute the remark to unusual intel- 
 lectual excitement! Mr. Cummin, the qual- 
 ity of mercy is not strained, sir; 'tis mighti- 
 est in the mightiest; and it has might in it 
 because it is not strained. I only sell lace 
 in your Mart of Trade, Mr. Cummin; but, 
 as IVIan to Man, sir, I have a right to advise 
 you not to strain yourself in this matter. I 
 will take those tickets, and redeem the laces 
 myself! I will see that this bereaved rob- 
 ber has means to convey his child to the 
 insatiate grave without stealing any more 
 of our best point applique ! I will give 
 security, sir, to the full extent of twelve 
 hundred in bank, for his future good con- 
 duct out West somewliere ! I will get you 
 another entrj-clerk, Mr. Cummin, from one 
 of the orphan asylums, to do twice as much 
 work for a third of the money ! I will — " 
 
 " Coffin, my dear, good friend ! — " 
 
 "Not another word, Job Terky, or I'll 
 commit a dastardly assault on you ! " 
 squeaked the exploding laureate, his voice 
 growing very thin and wheezy with such, 
 unwonted declamation. "I don't want tO' 
 hear anything more from you. Mr. Cum- 
 min, remember the withered bud in this 
 burglar's blighted garden, and do not insist 
 upon embittering the last diop of dew that 
 bud can know — a fixther's tear ! " 
 
 Thanks to a God whose loving hand leaves- 
 some of its own deathless light and tender- 
 ness in everything it fashions, I have never* 
 yet, in all my wandering and varied life, be-- 
 held a soul so base that no immortal warmth: 
 from the creating palm lingered somewhere- 
 within it, to flush an innate divinity at times 
 through crime's own chilling climax; nor 
 one so ridiculous that no grand impulse- 
 lightened by chances through all its shallow 
 vagaries of folly, to thrill the senses with a^ 
 touch sublime. 
 
 The mingled absurdity and pathos of the 
 salesman's vehement appeal seemed to soften 
 the tradesman's feelings a little. At least, 
 his heavy features relaxed somewhat in their 
 severity, and his answer, though very 
 gravely spoken, was not contemptuous. 
 
 " Entry-clerk," said he, " in consideration 
 of your domestic aflliction and Mr. Coffin's 
 ofier of reparation, I shall merel}- discharge 
 you. The language you have used makes it 
 doubtful whether any parting admonitions 
 from me would do you any good. You may 
 go." 
 
 Silently, and without cA'cn a bow of ac- 
 knowledgment, Mr. Terky turned upon his 
 heel and left the private office, and I noticed, 
 as I followed him back to our dreary floor 
 of servitude, that he cast a half-threatening 
 look on all who looked at him, as though he 
 presumed that they knew all about his dis- 
 grace, and would sneer if they dared. At 
 the desk, where he and I had been such close 
 companions for so long, he mechanically 
 closed his invoice-book, made a bundle of 
 an old linen coat which he sometimes wore 
 during business hours, aud gazed slowly 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 arouiul at all the familiar features of tlie old 
 place. 
 
 ••'riiis is tlie end of it, then!" he said, 
 slowly and bitterly. " This is the end of 
 t!ic best years of my life. Debt and death 
 at home, dis<rrace and discharge here. 
 Well, Avell, well." 
 
 I could not speak, but held out my hand. 
 He shook it for some moments, aud then 
 continued, — 
 
 •' You nuist have seen, Glibim, from af- 
 fairs at liome, what I was being driven to. 
 I don't ask you to forgive my crime, but I 
 hope you will remember what made me com- 
 mit it. They'll give you my place here, I 
 think, and you'd better keep it until you can 
 Hud another place." 
 
 "I will," said I, firmly, "on one condi- 
 tion." 
 
 "Well?" 
 
 " That you shall accept nine dollars a 
 ■week in board from me, until you can find 
 another place." 
 
 He shook my hand again, and shook his 
 head. 
 
 " It is strange," he muttered, "that the 
 first real kindness I have known for years 
 should be given to me just when I deserve 
 it less than I ever did before in my life. 
 There's Coftin, whom I always took for a 
 fool, pleads for me like a father, and saves 
 me from jail. I can never pay my debt of 
 gratitude to him any more than I can pay 
 my other debts. But I can't let you do what 
 you ask ; and I may as well tell you at once, 
 that it will not do for you to live with me 
 any longer. Even if you could continue to 
 stay with me without ruining your own 
 prospects, I shall not attempt to keep house 
 after this week. I don't know what I shall 
 do, but I shan't do that." 
 
 Here some one tumbled down the iron 
 staircase with a ci'ash, and, amidst a chorus 
 of laughter from upstairs, the lace-salesman 
 came limping to join us. 
 
 "All, I'm'glad you're not gone yet," he 
 cried, addressing the entry-clerk with a 
 haste which was obviously intended to pre- 
 vent any thanks. "I wanted to tell you. 
 Job, that I didn't express my own senti- 
 ments, at all, when I called you a robber 
 and burglar. I only did that, you see, be- 
 cause it was policy to humor Mammon's 
 rage against you, a little, W'hile, at the same 
 time, I insinuated the intercession of friend- 
 ship." 
 
 " Don't speak of it, dear Coffin," returned 
 Mr. Terky, breaking down. " I hope God 
 will bless you for what you've done. That's 
 all I can say. You know all I mean. God 
 bless you ! God bless you 1 You shall be 
 paid — " 
 
 "Mr. Terky," said Mr. Coffin, with sud- 
 den violence, " if you finish that sentence 
 I'll hand you over to the police." 
 
 " Then let it be complete as it stands, for 
 I mean it. I leave this store now, forever, 
 Mr. Cofiin. You have learned this afternoon 
 ■what I liave suftered here, if you did not 
 know before; but, in spite of it all, I shall 
 
 always look back to this place and day with 
 a better feeling than I often have, because 
 they have shown me the noblest heart a man 
 ever had ! Coffin, Coffin, I never tliought it 
 would make me cry to look at you, but it 
 does now." 
 
 There were tears in his eyes indeed, and 
 the lace-salesman gave them multiplied re- 
 flection on his own lantern-cheeks. 
 
 Tliey went upstairs together, after Mr. 
 Terky had persuaded me to let him go home 
 alone ; and I remained at work in that 
 gloomy dungeon — more lonely and chill 
 now than ever — until the last bill was en- 
 tered aud invoice " made out." 
 
 At a late hour of the night I stood once 
 more in the desolate house in Banks Street, 
 and the chill air of the shadowy and de- 
 serted hall seemed to have lost all that beau- 
 tiful freshness of home which had so soothed 
 me after a very difl'erent evening. My steps 
 sounded harshly loud, as though every room 
 and passage within the walls had a sullen 
 emptiness to resent the wounds of brooding 
 silence. Yet that hall was not solitary to 
 me ; for I saw again the white-robed, fear- 
 ful woman on the chair, the gray-haired 
 doctor going spectrally up the staircase, the 
 furious debtor springing down the steps. 
 
 On the way to my own chamber, I paused 
 an instant before the closed door l)eyoud 
 which th('ii, I knew, held awful connnunion 
 with darkness and with death. Only a low, 
 fitful moaning, like the wind when the sum- 
 mer's last flower lies withered, and the young 
 trees stretch torn and bleeding arms in mute 
 appeal to heaven. 
 
 CHAPTER XXXVI. 
 
 THE PURITAN'S WOOLVG. 
 
 A CERTAIN amount of permanent confi- 
 dence in self is, of course, the primary 
 requisite of a good conversationist ; but to 
 this must be added a judicious moderation 
 in reading, or study. Great readers are 
 never good general talkers, though they may 
 be voluble enough on one or two special 
 topics. Reading absti-acts the mind to an 
 ideal world so diflerent in many respects 
 from the real, that the intellectual faculties 
 gradually become adapted almost exclu- 
 sively to the former, and proportionately 
 lose aptitude for the latter. In the aggre- 
 gate, women are much better talkers than 
 men, because they usually read much less 
 profoundly, and do most of their thinking 
 in conversation. Their daily occupations, 
 too, require far less meditative study than 
 do the business pursuits of the other sex ; 
 aud hence a woman's mind is almost always 
 in rapport with living actualities, and pre- 
 pared to express in ready words whatever 
 their instantaneous suggestions may be. 
 
 Whether from too little confidence, too 
 much law-reading, or an excess of daily 
 meditation, Ezekiel Reed prospered not in 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIEES. 
 
 195 
 
 the earlier part of an evening's conversation 
 with Miss Le Mons, though that straiglit 
 and self-possessed young lady discoursed 
 fluently enough upon a dozen passing themes 
 to encourage freedom in the most timorous 
 tongue. The cosey little Fourth-Street par- 
 lor never looked more lilic perfect comfort 
 for two ; the pictured shade of the tall astral 
 lamp on the centre-table could not have 
 thrown down a brighter little round world 
 of light for the exclusive habitation of " two 
 souls with l)Ut a single thought ; " yet the 
 pale, slender law-student, for nearly an hour, 
 gave no sustained proof that he possessed 
 that single thought. Although he certainly 
 made several creditable exertions to do bet- 
 ter, Miss Le Mons found that talking with 
 him on ordinary subjects, that night, was 
 like teaching a child to read, when the 
 teacher, after divers jerky pauses at simple 
 words, to give the backward pupil opportu- 
 nity to join in, if so disposed, should finally 
 be compelled to finish the lesson herself, or 
 give up the task in despair. Good and pa- 
 tient little girl as she generall3Mvas, the fair 
 Constance became slightly provoked at last, 
 and A-entured a mild snap in the following 
 terms, — 
 
 " If you feel at all sleepy, Ezekiel, you 
 must not let me detain j'ou." 
 
 " I may be dull compauj' for you, Conny," 
 returned Ezekiel, blushing for himself, "but 
 I'm not in the least degree sleepy, nor even 
 tired. And if I don't talk much, Conny, it's 
 because I like so well to hear those earnest 
 little sermons which j'ou preach about nearly 
 CA^erything. It is pleasant to watch you 
 while you are preaching them." 
 
 She was pretty to watch ; with the long 
 dark carls down her back, the short tangled 
 ones crowning her brow under a band of 
 pink ribbon, and the great, deep ej-es for- 
 ever changing. The compliment, honest 
 and plain enough to be a child's, seemed to 
 stir in her virgin bosom a sensation more 
 grave than gratifying, and she responded to 
 it reprovingly, — 
 
 " I am sorry to have made you say some- 
 thing at last, if you are going to ridicule 
 sacred things. In sermons and preaching 
 there may be good for others, if not for 
 you." 
 
 " Dear Conny," answered Ezekiel Eeed, 
 turning his strong, yet gentle eyes upon 
 hers, with a look of patient entreaty, "I 
 would give anything in the world to make 
 J'OU understand that I despise irreverence 
 as much as j^ou do. Can't j-ou distinguish 
 between intentional scofling and a mere 
 innocent pleasantry? The people I meet 
 in business everj' day think I am a religious 
 fanatic; and yet you, knowing me as well 
 and long, will have it that I am hardly more 
 than an infidel." 
 
 "No," cried Constance, with great ear- 
 nestness, "I know that you are not an 
 infidel. But how can you, Ezekiel, with so 
 much that is great and noble in your nature, 
 refuse to be a servant of Christ? It is not 
 enough to believe in him. You must pro- 
 
 fess him openly and become one of his 
 people." 
 
 With the light of a strong purpose in his 
 peculiarly sensitive face, — a purpose to 
 be maintained in spite of all sacrifice and 
 sufl"ering, — the young man returned the 
 earnest gaze of the girl, and spoke very 
 firmly, — 
 
 "I believe in the religion that is lived for 
 a life, and held sacred from all common 
 uses of the lips. In the beautiful life and 
 sublime death of the Saviour of men, I see 
 an example of purity, charity, love to all 
 men, and self-sacrifice for the meanest, by 
 following which in spirit and in truth Ave 
 may secure peace on earth and acceptance 
 in heaven. To me, the Sermon on the 
 Mount is, in itself, suflicientto intellectually 
 prove the divinity of the preacher. How 
 Avonderful is it in its perfect intelligibility 
 for all ages and minds; its complete pre- 
 sentment of human nature's noblest possi- 
 bilities ; its touching and perfectly practi- 
 cable lesson of cliarity, tenderness, and a 
 religion to be silentlj^ lived; its marvellous 
 prayer, Avhich, in a fcAV simple lines, holds 
 every Avant, Aveakness, circumstance, and 
 emotion of the human soul ! Human genius 
 in its grandest immortalities never ap- 
 proached the ever-living divinity of that 
 Sermon and Prayer. Oh! if / could but 
 live them as I know they might be lived ! If 
 I could but live such a life, and croAvn it, 
 as He did, Avith a matchless sacrifice ! " 
 
 Involuntarily clasping his hands as the 
 subject glowed more intensely through liis 
 whole nature, the enthusiast poured forth 
 his AA-ords at last in a kind of frenzied so- 
 liloquy, to Avhich every feature lent tremu- 
 lous fervor. Character innate aAvoke 
 Avithin him at the toucli of its affinity, and 
 arose in his apostrophe with a resistless 
 energy before Avhich the girl grew weaker 
 than her cause. 
 
 "If I could only speak as I should," she 
 replied, quietly, but Avith a strong feeling, 
 " you would see, Ezekiel, that God requires 
 us to renounce the world and join the com- 
 munion of his disciples, if Ave Avould give 
 proof before men of our belief in his Son! " 
 
 " The world is God's," said Reed, solemnly, 
 " and the poorest creature in it has his love 
 and image. I will not insult a benignant 
 Maker by turning from the triumph of his 
 hands as though the fiend had torn it from 
 him. I will not fly from his likeness because 
 it has fallen from that high expression to 
 Avhich I, perhaps, as a sti'onger brother, 
 may lift it again. Let me keep my religion 
 fresh and active out in the world, not seek 
 to horde it all in a pew. Let me feel love 
 and charity for all created things^ and study 
 to conquer selfishness by making self mean 
 others, — all whom I can reach and joj^ or 
 sufler with. Let me see good in all creeds, 
 — the right principle in all, intentional 
 impiety in none, — too little simplicity and 
 spontaneity in manA^" 
 
 Conny had gradually drooped her elo- 
 quent eyes to the floor Avhile he thus ad- 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 dressed her, and on lifting them again 
 showed tears on their reddened lids. 
 
 "You remind me so mnch of my poor 
 brother," said she, tremulously. " When 
 I write seriously to him, he always tells me 
 that we ehurch-pcoi)le are mere religious 
 politicians, only moral as we arc supersti- 
 tious. It is so terrible to think that he is 
 not a Christian. Dear Gwin ! " 
 
 The loving sister did not intend that the 
 parallel should be a cutting one; but 
 Ezekiel Reed knew that the brother he re- 
 called was a wild, dissipated, reckless 
 yomjg scapegrace, with scarcely a higher 
 aim than self-iudulgence. 
 
 "Your own goodness and prayers, dear 
 Conuy," he remarked, gently, "will save 
 your brother, yet." 
 
 "But I am not good, Ezekiel. lam a 
 A'ery weak, sinful girl." 
 
 "My second sister! If it can be any 
 consolation for you — any hope of final 
 success with your brother — to know that 
 your example has made me wiser, better, 
 and more earnest than I could have been 
 without it, take my assurance w'ithout a 
 doubt of its plain truth. I know what a 
 trial your only brother's alienation from his 
 home has been to you ; and I have seen you 
 bear it with an uncomplaining patience, a 
 hopeful trust in God, from which I liave 
 learned better how to be cheerful under my 
 own peculiar lot. A good. Christian woman 
 is the best earthly friend a man can have." 
 
 Like sunshine through a shower came the 
 bright look of unmistakable pleasure into 
 Coiiny's swimming eyes, as she asked, 
 rather archly, "Do you think, then, that 
 female Christians live more of their religion 
 than masculine ones can ? " 
 
 " I know so little, practically, of either," 
 returned Ezekiel, with a smile, " that I do 
 not like to give a hasty oj)iuion. Indeed, 
 Conny," he added, after a pause, "it is 
 strange how few people of any kind I have 
 known since I came to this city, several 
 years ago. My poor, sick sister, at her 
 home in Greenwich ; you and your mother 
 here ; and the people at the office are really 
 all whom I can call acquaintances. With- 
 out caring for what is called company, I 
 still have the feelings of a social being, and 
 am so oppressed with a sense of loneliness, 
 sometimes, that a dog would comfort me. 
 I do not know that I have an enemy in the 
 world ; I try to ti'eat every one with court- 
 eous kindness ; yet none seem atti'acted to 
 me as to other people." 
 
 "You are over-sensitive, I think," said 
 the young lady, thoughtfully, "and shrink 
 from those who would be fi'iendly with 
 you." 
 
 " That may be," he answered, a careworn 
 look suddenly clouding his peaceful face. 
 "I am never without the remembrance that 
 my unhappy father is under the ban of men, 
 as well as under the Almighty's ; and when 
 strangers approach me, I do feel that they 
 should know that before being allowed to 
 know me." 
 
 The words came hesitatingly. He evi- 
 dently wished to make them carry a mean- 
 ing as ordinary as possible. His fair com- 
 panion, however, found something in them 
 to rouse again her spirit of reproof. 
 
 " You show a very morbid, worldly pride, 
 then," she said, with her old air of pious an- 
 tagonism, "and are not resigned to your 
 cross in the spirit of Christ. I never could 
 see, either, how you can be disgraced by the 
 misfortunes of one who is only your step- 
 father, after all." 
 
 " He Avas good to my mother, Conny. 
 She loved him to the last, and I know no 
 difl'erence between him and a father. He 
 never wronged me nor my sister ; he never 
 did anything that should make my interests 
 separate from his ; and now, when he is 
 dishonored, forgotten, and woi'se than help- 
 less, I do take a kind of defiant pride in 
 feeling no higher than he. When I go to 
 that asylum each week, and find that I and 
 a poor black servant are all whom he re- 
 members of the many who brought him 
 good, or evil, in the past, I vow anew to 
 myself that I will know him only as a 
 father ; that his sins shall be mine to repair, 
 or endlessly repent; that God shall find in 
 my reason the eagerness to do life-long 
 penance and sufl'er all just humiliation, by 
 which his reason might have partially 
 atoned, had it been spared to him, for mul- 
 tiplied transgressions." 
 
 " I can't understand it," she said, leaning 
 her dimpled chin upon the palm of her right 
 hand, and eying him both curiously and 
 afiectiouately. " Never, since you first con- 
 fided your step-father's condition to me, and 
 said that he had committed great errors, 
 have I been able to comprehend why you 
 should darken and sacrifice your whole life 
 from a strained and unnatural idea of the 
 Scripture command to bear one another's 
 burdens. Just see what such mistaken feel- 
 ing has done for you already! You look 
 coldly upon the church of Christ, in which, 
 as you have told me, you found every joy of 
 your childhood. You wi'ap- yourself up in a 
 forced, unnatural martyrdom because it is a 
 kind of insane pleasure to you ; and so fetter 
 yourself from the wide good you might do 
 to many others, — to hundreds, perhaps, — 
 by a life of practical, devout, happy Chris- 
 tianity. The heathen make sacrifices like 
 yours, Ezekiel. They burn themselves alive 
 for the sake of their dead." 
 
 She was inspired to speak thus by that 
 just perception of falsehood in truth's ex- 
 treme which so often invests earnest women 
 and children with a character for startling 
 penetration, though it comes rather from 
 the instinctive protest of the heart against 
 what seems to transcend natural feeling, 
 than from any peculiar understanding of a 
 fine intellectual energy indulged to inordi- 
 nate excess. 
 
 Ezekiel Reed felt, as he had often felt be- 
 fore, that this grave and unsparing young 
 natural critic could both see and recognize 
 the morbid fallacy he would fain adopt as 
 
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 197 
 
 the noblest principle of a true Christian life. 
 At lea:>t, her words jrave him a torturing- 
 fjread of something fiillacious in the darling 
 purpose of his whole moral nature, and the 
 despair of momentary self-distrust, no less 
 than a passionate sense of injustice, gave 
 vehemence to his answer, — 
 
 " I conld bear misjudgment better from 
 any one else in the world than from you," 
 he cried, returning her troubled gaze with 
 one full of unutterable pain. " I can be 
 patient with any misconstruction but yours. 
 Why will you so intolerantly refuse to per- 
 ceive that my belief, my principles, my re- 
 ligious intentions are the same as yours? 
 Conny, it is the wish, the great hope of my 
 life, to save, at least, one human soul. To 
 do that, I would sacrifice every earthly good 
 of my own, — life itself, if necessary. I 
 feel that my poor father must die in the 
 wrath of an oflended God if some mortal's 
 reasoning power does not take the place of 
 that which he has lost to beseech pardon 
 for him, to deserve mercy for him by due 
 humiliation, penance, and self-abnegation. 
 As I have told you before, a miserable black 
 servant — who is bound to him by no natu- 
 ral ties, who even struck him once because 
 he, in a moment of frenzy, struck another — 
 comes from his wretched refuge in some 
 squalid haunt of the city's poor, to hover 
 around the place of his old master's cap- 
 tivitj-, and lament and pray over him when 
 he can. How much more, then, is it my 
 charge — mine, because that poor maniac 
 was blessed by my mother's dying lips — to 
 exceed that ignorant servant's devotion, as 
 my duty exceeds his." 
 
 Drawing a deep sigh, the young girl bowed 
 her head and was silent. Whether from 
 hopelessness of bringing him to her views 
 of duty hy any argument that could be ad- 
 vanced, or from conscious lack of capacity 
 to combat in mei'e words such an arrogatiou 
 of God's own prerogative as his purpose 
 seemed to her to be, she looked down and 
 remained silent. Long and intently did 
 Ezekiel Eeed watch her as she thus gave to 
 his avowal a comment harder than all others 
 to bear from one we love. And while he 
 watched, the resolute, rapt, almost defiant 
 expression faded from his delicate face, 
 leaving it gentle and plaintive as a woman's. 
 Moving impulsively from his chair to the 
 sofa, or settee, on which she sat; he seized 
 both her hands and boyishly pulled her to- 
 ward him, so that she could not help meet- 
 ing his questioning ej'es. 
 
 " Conny, if I am mistaken in my ideas 
 of paramount dutj', my eyes will be cleared 
 before it is too late. I am very honest in 
 those ideas. I hold them because they seem 
 to be the only ones suited to my own con- 
 ception of the best and least selfish use of 
 life. If they involve a wrong view of God's 
 intent for me ; if I ought to content myself 
 with preserving my stricken father from 
 mere bodily harm, and devote my religious 
 energies to ordinary uses, I shall be checked 
 in time. Do not doubt that I want to do 
 
 my whole duty right!}'. Do not doubt that 
 I would joyfully sufl'cr everything for the 
 sake of being truly right." 
 
 Without exactly yielding entirely to his 
 ingenuously afl'cctionate manner, Constance 
 shrank not from him when he placed an arm 
 about her neck and caressingly smoothed 
 her luxuriant tresses with its conciliating 
 hand. She neither shrank nor yielded; but 
 sat calmly still in his bi'otherly half-em- 
 brace, thoughtfully scrutinizing his counte- 
 nance. 
 
 "I do not doubt your unselfishness, Eze- 
 kiel," she said, in a low, feeling tone. " I 
 believe }'ou to be capable of any grand sac- 
 rifice for Avhat you deemed a noble object. 
 You couldn't have another friend in the 
 whole world to honor and admire more 
 than I do your devotion to principle and 
 moral duty. You seem to me so much purer 
 and more genei'ous than any other person I 
 ever knew, that my very appreciation makes 
 me talk to you, as I never could to any other 
 person, of the one thing needed to make you 
 perfect ! " 
 
 In the fervor of her willingness to do him 
 full justice, she had involuntarily betrayed 
 a stronger sentiment of admiration thau 
 she was aware of; and, with a bright smile, 
 her companion drew her closer to him, and 
 confidingly rested his cheek upon her shoul- 
 der. It was so naturally done, so inno- 
 cently and boyishly done, that an older and 
 more prudish woman could have found in it 
 no definite ofl'ence to her dignity. 
 
 " Help me, then, to what I need, dear lit- 
 tle girl," whispered the voice at her ear. 
 " Pray for me ; and pray, also, that you may 
 be the instrument selected to work my full 
 salvation. We are both very }'ouug yet; 
 we have been thrown together in a strange 
 kind of confidence, and perhaps Providence 
 intends some great result from our asso- 
 ciation. Don't you feel that this may be 
 so?" 
 
 A just perceptible pressure upon tlie hand 
 within his own, answered him. 
 
 " You cannot imagine, Conny, how lonely 
 all my life has been since my mother died. 
 At school the boys seemed to dread me be- 
 cause I liked study better than pla.y, and 
 shrank from their rude games. I was 
 monitor of the school, and they might have 
 been repelled on that account; but, then, I 
 spared them all I could, and why should 
 the}' prefer every teacher else to me ? Even 
 your old playfellow, Avery Glibun, treated 
 me with dislike. Since then, though, when 
 grown men and women have turned coldly 
 from me, even when repaid good for evil by 
 me, I have not blamed the school-boys so 
 much for their antagonism, — though I 
 never wilfully deserved it, I am sure. Ex- 
 cepting my poor, sick sister, whose afi'ec- 
 tion is greater than I deserve, j'ou, Connj', 
 are the only one who seems to understand 
 that I have a heart. The years I have spent 
 in this house are like a dream to me, in the 
 peace, trust, and afl'ection which have been 
 mine under all my trials." 
 
198 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 "They have been happy years for me, 
 too," iminnured Constance, still speaking 
 calmly and steadily. " You have been like 
 a son to mother, and like a brother to nie. 
 "We l)()th wish that poor Gwin could have 
 had a brother like you." 
 
 Tlie hand on her head patted softlj', and 
 the \oice from her shoulder went on, — 
 
 "Possibly your grief for your brother 
 made you and me sympathize at first; but 
 ever since then we have been even more 
 harmonious than own brother and sister, — 
 except in one matter." 
 
 "Yes; that has been the only exception, 
 Ezekiel." 
 
 " You have thought me lacking in correct 
 religious belief, because I have refrained 
 from professing religion in the usual way." 
 
 " Yes," very sadly. 
 
 "Do not persist in that hopeless tone, 
 Conny. I have long been aware of a some- 
 thing wanting to satisfy myself in the good 
 life I strive to lead. It has not seemed, to 
 my own conscience, to be an implicit de- 
 pendence npon any set creed — " 
 
 " Don't talk in that wicked way ! " she in- 
 terrupted, making a quick attempt to move 
 away from him." 
 
 "No, no, don't do tliat. Hear me out," 
 he remonstrated, raising his head, but still 
 detaining her with his arm. " I was going 
 to say, that my restless want had not yet de- 
 fined itself to ray conscience as that. But 
 if that be really it, Conny, grace will be 
 given me, I liope, to see it in time. Only 
 have patience and lielp me." 
 
 "Ezekiel Reed!" exclaimed Constance, 
 Avltli the emphasis of her whole soul, " I 
 should think that I deserved to have every 
 prayer for my brother granted, if I could 
 help you to gain that grace." 
 
 The young man instantly drew his hands 
 to himself, and confronted her with a look 
 and demeanor all dignified and manly. 
 
 " Dear Constance ! Let us no longer be 
 children disputing over different paths to 
 the same goal, but man and woman working 
 lovingly, prayerfully, and in life-long unison, 
 for a harmonious attainment of a common 
 end. Where I am self-deceived and erring, 
 you, in the clear light of aflection, shall 
 point out to me those guides of wholesome 
 humanity and mutual well-doing which have 
 thus far had no place in my life, and, which, 
 Avhen commended to me by your constant 
 example, shall become mine through you." 
 
 "I scarcely understand you," she said, 
 hurriedly; " I hardly know what you would 
 iiave me do." 
 
 "I would have you teach me the right 
 way," he answered, appearing agitated, 
 also, but speaking very distinctly and fer- 
 vently. " Already in the new feelings your 
 words have given me I can see some possi- 
 bility of difl'erent purposes, different aspira- 
 tions, from those you have called mistaken. 
 Love me, Conny; give me a fresh world to 
 learn and live in, and we will find the true 
 cross together." 
 
 " I do love you, very dearly, Ezekiel," she 
 
 tremulously returned, fixing upon him a 
 startled look. 
 
 " But can you not love me still more, dear 
 Constance? Could j'ou not find your hap- 
 piness in making our whole future lives a 
 near, closer, and more sacred continuation 
 of the past few years?" 
 
 "Oh, what do you ask me?" she cried, 
 alternately pale and flushed; the while her 
 eyes grew luminous with a half-divination 
 of what kindled in his. " What more can I 
 do for you, than pray God to make both of 
 us wiser?" 
 
 "Give me a hope," he returned, impetu- 
 ously, — " give me a hope, that when 1 shall 
 have made for myself an honorable position 
 and name ; when I shall have lived down a 
 heritage of humiliation and ignominy; I 
 may come to you for the inspiration to still 
 nobler endeavor, and the companionship 
 destined to make that endeavor the joy and 
 salvation of two loving hearts ! Until to- 
 night, Conny, I have never realized all that 
 you have become to me ; and to-night I ask 
 you to become still more ; to promise — " 
 
 "Ezekiel, — please I " she enti'eated, in- 
 voluntarily stretching both hands toward 
 him. 
 
 " Conny ! This from you ! " he exclaimed, 
 catching his breath. " Didn't you say that 
 you loved me ? " 
 
 " Ezekiel, I do love yon — very dearly — 
 as a friend — but not in that way." She 
 spoke very nervously, and with lips that 
 quivered almost to crying. 
 
 Alas ! Saint and sinner alike have the 
 one question for sucli a case. 
 
 "Is another more favoi'ed? " 
 ■ "lam only a mere child, yet, Ezekiel," 
 she pleaded, piteously, striving to soothe 
 the wound she had given. " I have acted 
 very foolishly and presumptuously, and 
 hope you will forgive me." 
 
 " I have confided the story of my misfor- 
 tunes, to you," he said, bitterly ; " I have 
 told you how disgraced, poor, and friendless 
 I am ; and, like all the rest, you turn me 
 off." 
 
 In an instant the girl was rigid as a 
 statue, and spoke coldly and monotonously. 
 " Mr. Reed, I will never marry any man who 
 is not a professing Christian !" 
 
 Pliant and relenting as she should have 
 been by her youth, there Avas a hard, mature 
 determiuti*ion in that frigid utterance which 
 left no chance for appeal. That the suitor 
 understood it, was evidenced by the shocked, 
 ghastly look overspreading his St. John 
 face, and the disordered air with Avhich he 
 left the sofa and mutely paced the room. 
 
 Yet, she loved him dearly ; loved with a 
 love protesting against his descent from 
 her high ideal of him to sue and fume, like 
 any common mortal, for what her natural 
 womanhood deemed a gift utterly unworthy 
 so noble a suitor! If she sacrificed him to 
 a pitiless and inexorable religious sentiment, 
 she also sacrificed herself. Thus, as he 
 strode back and forth past her, with lips 
 compressed, brow contracted, and arms 
 
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 199 
 
 ti.iihtly folded, she followed him with eyes 
 swiftly losing- all expression of self-assertion 
 and gaining only au eloquent depth of re- 
 gret. 
 
 " Ezckiel," she softly said, frenzied to see 
 liini suffer so, and fairly beside herself to 
 lessen his distress, — " Ezekiel, won't you 
 eat something?" 
 
 He was near the door, and seemed about 
 to depart abruptly without another word, 
 when, by au impulse natural to her years, 
 she hastened to his side and stopped him 
 with a touch. 
 
 " Ezekiel, I couldn't help it." Then sank 
 into a chair and gave way to a hearty lit of 
 crying. 
 
 "Poor little Conny!" he whispered, and 
 touched the bowed head Avith his lips. 
 
 " I am so sorry to pain you, Ezekiel." 
 
 " I have deserved it, Conny, — richly de- 
 served it." 
 
 " Oh, no, you haven't." 
 
 "God has justly punished me," began 
 Ezekiel Reed, in a tone so full of some great 
 emotion that the girl looked up at him in 
 sorrowful bewilderment. " God has justly 
 punished me," he repeated, "for my sellish- 
 ness, and I despise myself for what I have 
 said to-night. How could I dare prove so 
 false to mj'^ own sacred purpose, and seek 
 my own selfish good, regardless of every 
 holy duty in the life of denial and sacritice 
 appointed me to lead ! Yes, I am punished 
 as I deserve," he continued, with the old, 
 rapt, intense look upon him, " and may 
 God preserve me from further tempta- 
 tion." 
 
 "You do not blame me?" asked Con- 
 stance, in a faltering voice. 
 
 "No!" exclaimed he, regarding her ten- 
 derly. " I thank and honor you, Conny, 
 for teaching me how to be true to myself 
 and the mission that is mine. I ask you to 
 forgive my ungenerous words of reproach, 
 and think that I was not myself when they 
 were spoken. I must go away from here; 
 I must not peril my poor father's soul again 
 by remaining where selfish thoughts and 
 schemes may drive me to forget myself a 
 second time; but I would still retain your 
 aflectiou." 
 
 "You shall always have that," was the 
 earnest answer. " I am proud of winning 
 the confidence and aflectiou of a man like 
 j'ou, — so much ray superior in everything; 
 so much nobler and better than I can ever 
 be. Oh, if you would but — " 
 
 "Do not tempt me again!" He spoke 
 quickly and checked her with uplifted hand. 
 "I cannot change; I cannot think as you 
 do. I was weak a moment ago, but I am 
 firm now." 
 
 He stood upon the threshold of the 
 opened door, and, as Constance arose to 
 give him parting answer, his face looked a 
 clearer wliite than ever against the dark 
 background of the hall. 
 
 " You will not always feel so, dear 
 brother," said Constance Le Mons, mourn- 
 fully shaking her head. "You will not always 
 
 neglect the true sacrifice, to make one 
 which God does not require." 
 
 Like one thrilled with a despairing 
 ecstasy, Ezekiel Reed threw back liis head, 
 raised his hands clasped as in prayer, and 
 — while his blue eyes beamed with a kind 
 of fanatical triumph — replied, — " The sac- 
 rifices of God are a broken spirit : A broken 
 and a contrite heart, O God, thou wilt not 
 despise ! " 
 
 CHAPTER XXXVII. 
 
 PLATO WTNyE. 
 
 Hek Equivocal Majesty, the Queen of 
 Diamonds, was hard to please. Sister wo- 
 men, consider her case. She had a fine 
 house, a fine carriage, fine acquaintances, 
 a fine Mystery to make her interesting 
 enough for any woman's vanity, a fine free- 
 dom to do precisely as she pleased, and, 
 above all, a fine husband, who remained 
 exactly as fine after, as he had been before, 
 their fine marriage. What more could mor- 
 tal woman ask, to realize the highest board- 
 ing-school ideal of the hymeneal consum- 
 mation? Yet was the Queen of Diamonds 
 incorrigibly displeased with some imagi- 
 nary imperfection of her lot; and sorely did 
 she try the serene patience of His Glitter- 
 ing Majesty with her inexplicable murmur- 
 ing. 
 
 It seemed, too, as though her unreason- 
 able discontent became most importunate 
 on occasions when every outward accessory 
 of personal gratification appeared in climac- 
 teric combination for her especial glory. 
 For instance : when, like the true queen of 
 gems colorless, she was becomingly set in 
 a luxurious sky-blue velvet cushion of a 
 chair ; the fiaming blossoms of an iuvei-ted 
 golden gas-tree giving a charming finish 
 of light and shade to her enamel-relief of 
 silken robe and ermine cloak ; a wreath of 
 gilded wheat modestly crowning lier roy- 
 alty of the hueless ; and the more darkly 
 lustrous king in obedient waiting. 
 
 What could there possibly be in a jewel 
 of a situation like that, to trouble the 
 female heart ? If such an abstruse conun- 
 drum is susceptible of any answer at all, let 
 us seek its development by giving action to 
 the bright charade. 
 
 "My dear," remarked the appreciative 
 King of Diamonds, smoothing gracefully 
 with his fingers that portion of an immacu- 
 late black hat which extended above a neat 
 baud of crape, and gazing admiringly at his 
 treasure, " you look remarkably well to- 
 night. You will do more than usual credit 
 to mj' taste at Mrs. Cornelius O' Doricourt 
 Fish's reception. It is quite a sacrifice not 
 to be able to go with you." 
 
 "You never go anjw'here with me," re- 
 turned the royal lady, languidly, "and must 
 be resigned to that species of sacrifice by 
 this time." 
 
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 AYERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 A tinge of refined melancholy Avas in the 
 answer^ "I cannot deny the impntation. 
 Merely going after you to escort yon home 
 is an imperfect satisfaction ; and it may not 
 be in my power to do even that, to-night." 
 
 " Other men can find time to wait upon 
 their wives, occasionally, Mr. "Wynne." 
 
 " Try not to talk commonplace, my dear. 
 Other men are less enslaved by business. 
 Other men do not trust a wife so implicitly 
 as I do mine." 
 
 He smiled graciously as he spoke ; thereby 
 exijressing, in a quiet and pleasing manner, 
 his gentlemanly satisfaction iu possessing 
 such a particularly trustworthy mate. 
 
 "And must this go on forever?" asked 
 Mrs. Wynne, her despondent tone and 
 troubled look contrasting oddly with the 
 courteous vein and placid demeanor of her 
 lord. 
 
 "I am afraid not, my dear. If I could 
 hope so, my happiness would be complete. 
 A forever of such mutual confidence and 
 smooth agreement would be delightful in- 
 deed." 
 
 The Elfle of former days would scarcely 
 have taken such a foil as that with mild- 
 ness ; but the Queen of Diamonds, in all her 
 state, oflered no sharper retort than a meek 
 plea for better interpretation : " I mean, am 
 I never to expect from you any more show 
 of heart, any more sign of familiar regard? 
 jrust we always go on in this way, like two 
 people acting cold, elaborate parts in some 
 public play? " 
 
 " Why, what would you have, my dear? " 
 queried Plato Wynne, in gentle surprise ; 
 the while he carelessly rested an elbow on 
 the mantel and drummed softly upon the 
 craped hat. " Doesn't it satisfj'' you to be 
 treated like a princess, trusted like a saint, 
 and honored like a goddess? This house 
 yours, the carriage at the door yours, the 
 servants yours, and myself ever yours de- 
 votedly." 
 
 " I want to be treated like a woman," she 
 replied, with spirit, — " like a wife ! Your 
 confidence and liberality might as well be 
 given to a costly horse, for all the human 
 sensibility you recognize In me. Pride 
 keeps me silent to it generally, but some- 
 times the unnatural mockery of your con- 
 . duct makes even the pride of common self- 
 respect in me a mockerjs too." 
 
 Removing his arm from the mantel, Mr. 
 Plato Wymie extended it at length, so that 
 the single gem upon the little finger beamed 
 and flashed again. " Did you ever notice," 
 said he, as he mused upon it, "how this 
 ring of mine catches fire in some oblique 
 lights? Mr. Stiles, an imaginative young 
 man whom I sometimes meet, calls it the 
 midnight sun." 
 
 Ordinarily, the conversation would have 
 ended hero, with a cold request from Mrs. 
 Wynne to be handed to her carriage, and a 
 prompt and courtly obedience on the part 
 of hers devotedly. To-night, however, she 
 seemed to be meekly firm beyond all pre- 
 cedent. 
 
 " If there is anj'thing, past or present, in 
 my record with you, Plato, to justify your 
 manner of treating me, let me know what it 
 is. I have a right to ask that, at least; and 
 I do ask it, here, to-night. I will not go 
 out again amongst tlie contented wives of 
 other men, until I know what I have done 
 to be denied everything that is dear to a 
 wife's heart." 
 
 " Madam," said the King of Diamonds, 
 appearing to be in earnest for once, " you 
 should be intelligent enough to know that 
 the most intense love loses strength and 
 refinement, both, by too much familiarity. 
 It is the bane of ordinary domestic life, 
 that husband and wife lose respect for 
 each other by degrading aflfectiou into in- 
 dignity, and love into mere license. Be 
 wise for yourself, as you have been for 
 several years, and permit me to apply the 
 results of my own experience and observa- 
 tion in the manner best fitted to keep our 
 mutual aflection from any degeneration." 
 
 " Is this the language of aflection, oi", of 
 contempt?" she asked; and her yearning 
 gaze sought to read the truth iu his im- 
 perturbable face. 
 
 '• It is the language of true philosophy, 
 Mrs. Wynne." 
 
 "Philosophy!" Bitterly. "Yes. A 
 philosophy for ice, or marble, but not for 
 creatures with Jiearts. If you yourself 
 had ever felt one spark of human aflection, 
 Plato Wynne, you could not stand tliere 
 and coldly tell a woman, that love lessens 
 and dies by the very essential of its birth." 
 
 "The same wind that augments a spark 
 into a flame may blow out the flame," said 
 Plato Wjnne. 
 
 Passionately the importunate wife threw 
 back the ermine cloak from her shoulders, 
 as though to breathe more freel}'^; and 
 cruelly bit her lips before suflei'iug them to 
 shape the rebellious answer, — " Your words 
 to me, like your actions, are all unfeelingly 
 studied. You cannot even speak passingly 
 to me, without making me feel how un- 
 loved I am ! " 
 
 "What a true Woman you are ! Always 
 preferiing the chevalier to the sage; the 
 foe who flatters to the friend who foils," 
 said Plato Wynne. 
 
 " If your heart had ever been filled with 
 love for any living thing, sir, 5'ou would 
 know better what a true Woman is." 
 
 " To speak of filling the heart with love is 
 paradoxically inaccurate ; for love is the 
 creation of the heart," said Plato AVynne. 
 
 Then, as though her hungrj', beseeching 
 look were intended to plead for another, he 
 went on, — "Pardon me, though, my dear, 
 for not remembering how well satisfied the 
 first partner of my name and home was to 
 have our married life one long, cliivalrous 
 courtship. That I treat you, my dear, pre- 
 cisely as I treated her, is the strongest 
 proof of my admiration and comprehension 
 of the nobler woman in you." 
 
 " Say at once that you have never felt 
 anything for me but contemptuous pity," 
 
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 she cried, witli the vehemence of mingled 
 rct^eiitiuent and despair. '* Say tluit .you 
 cai'cd only to tame me, to break my spirit, 
 and then use me as a living trophj^ of your 
 triumph ! Act the falsehood no longer, 
 unless you would have me doubt that even 
 the poor mercy of honest hatred will ever 
 be mine." 
 
 " Doubt," said Plato Wynne, " is expecta- 
 tion in excess of probability." 
 
 " Not one honest, feeling word for me ! 
 Only the coolest sarcasm in return for the 
 humblest cntreat3\ God knows how I have 
 changed with circumstances ; but you never 
 change." 
 
 " Woman assimilates with all around her, 
 is a component part of all about her. Man 
 is a unit, complete in himself," said Plato 
 Wynue. 
 
 As he stood there petting his hat before 
 her in that luxurious room, the inclination 
 of his gentlemanly head almost deferential, 
 and the nice modulations of his soothing 
 voice giving musical finish to each airy 
 epigram, he looked handsomely wicked 
 enough to have won the eternal adoration 
 of auy woman. He looked the incarnation 
 of all that cows, commands, and universally 
 infatuates womeu. He was an embodied 
 jeer, insult, and stealthy lash, to his wife; 
 yet that once proud, imperious, and tigerish 
 woman loved him with all the invincible 
 fidelity of a spaniel. 
 
 " Plato," she entreated, in a voice full of 
 plaintive propitiation, " do not let us sepa- 
 rate to-night without hope. To show my 
 love for you, I have forgotten God, nature, 
 and all the pride that makes a woman more 
 than a slave. You are the only man I ever 
 loved — " 
 
 " Except one Mr. Glibun," he interposed, 
 smilingly. 
 
 " You are the only man I ever loved," she 
 repeated, wildly. " I have sacrificed kin- 
 dred, conscience, and my soul's salvation 
 for you ; yet you refuse me even the knowl- 
 edge of that further crime for which I am 
 so pitilessly condemned. O my husband ! " 
 she moaned, sinking from the chair to her 
 knees, in an irrepressible agony of supplica- 
 tion, " give me some little kindness to save 
 my heart from breaking ! Have pitj^, have 
 pity, upon the worst and most miserable of 
 women ! " 
 
 "Madam!" exclaimed her scandalized 
 master; "are you a lady, — are you my 
 wife, — or an actress ! Rise instantly, and 
 prepare to go with me to your carriage." 
 
 Slie silently obeyed ; and the pale misery 
 of her face seemed to touch suddenly some 
 long-forgotten, tender emotion in him ; for 
 he added, in softer tones, — 
 
 " My dear, you should believe me when I 
 tell you that I know of no possible differ- 
 ence between us. I know how unalterably 
 true you are, and always have been, to me ; 
 and it is because I value you the more, that 
 I am jealous of the least vulgar love-mak- 
 ing which should put our relations in jeop- 
 ardy, for one moment, of the coarse vicissi- 
 2G 
 
 tudes of common passion. Now draw on 
 your hood, my dear, and let me escort you 
 down." 
 
 She threw a rigolette hood over her 
 flaxen hair, and softly insinuated her hand 
 under his arm, as though she would coax 
 him by that action to melt still more. 
 Looking over his shoulder at her. he seemed 
 to encourage the notion with his eyes, and 
 inclined his head to speak again. 
 
 " You have been very free with me to- 
 niglit, my dear ; and altliough our delay has 
 left me scarcely a moment to spare, I think 
 I must return the compliment before I'csign- 
 ing you to Mrs. Fish. Would you really 
 like to know who I love best of all the 
 world ? " 
 
 No spoken reply could have been so ex- 
 pressive as that pressure of her cheek 
 against his shoulder. 
 
 " Let me show you, then," 
 He led her, willingly and wonderingl}^, to 
 the front of a large mirror on the farther 
 wall, and paused where both their figures 
 found full reflection on the polished glass. 
 For an instant she stared vacantly at the 
 picture; but quickly the light and color of 
 an exultant anticipation came to eye and 
 cheek. 
 
 "The one whom I love best of all the 
 world," said Plato Wynne, very deliber- 
 ately, evidently bent on dallying with the 
 sweet confession as long as possible, and 
 affectionately trying the nerves of her 
 whose beating heart became more riotous 
 every second, " the one (her eyes were upon 
 the mirror) u-Jiom Hove best (his right liand, 
 on which gleamed the Midnight Sun, had 
 commenced moving toward her in a slow 
 sweep) of all the world is " — his e3'es sought 
 hers in the glass, and the hand touched — 
 Himself ! 
 
 The heartless, cold-blooded mockery of 
 the thing would have fired the soul of the 
 most pusillanimous slave ; but hers it ap- 
 parently froze. She mechanically withdrew 
 her hand from his arm, looked him full in 
 the face, with an expression in which some 
 new feeling and resolve grew to icy matu- 
 rity in an instant, and left him in the midst 
 of his most charming smile. 
 
 At the street-door, however, he had over- 
 taken her ; and to lead her by the lily-white 
 hand from thence to an elegant carriage at 
 the curb, hand her into the vehicle with 
 every suggestion of the most exquisite fra- 
 gility, and dismiss ladj^, coach, and all, with 
 a kiss and Avaft of the hand, were the part- 
 ing devoirs of the King of Diamonds. 
 
 So, the queen being gone and the palace 
 desolate, what better could his most philo- 
 sophical majesty do than at once proceed, 
 himself, to thG important cabinet business 
 in order for that evening? Unto this high 
 dutj% then, he promptly turned his steps, 
 and was presently leisuring elegantly down 
 Broadway, at that easy, medium pace be- 
 tween hasteuing and lounging, which none 
 but your true New Yorker can artistically 
 achieve. In the brilliant lights of the retail 
 
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 AVERY GLICUN; OR, 
 
 and drug stores, he was a figure fit for a 
 ball, — in the shadows of wholesale stores 
 and dwellings, he was an unexceptionable 
 gentleman out for an evening walk. Many 
 of the other strollers of the street mused 
 upon him respectfully, as tacitly according 
 him distinguished position in society, and 
 vaguely conjecturing where thej' could have 
 seen, or figured to themselves, somebody 
 looking like him ; but the few more fortu- 
 nate passers who had, like himself, a certain 
 fresh, elastic air about them, as though 
 night were their pi-oper season of rejuve- 
 nation, indicated by nods their clearer 
 knowledge of his illustrious identity. Thus, 
 the admired of all, — the recognized of a 
 select few, — did the King pass on, rich in 
 the quiet enjoyment of that refined privacy 
 of person which is so seldom allowed to 
 eminence. Thus could he appear in public, 
 on the most public street of his dominions, 
 without suft'ering the rude stare and criti- 
 cism of the vulgar multitude. For it only 
 needed the announcement, this is Plato 
 Wynne ! to have brought scores of thou- 
 sands out, like magic, to wittingly behold 
 but once a celebrity of whom every man, 
 woman, and child in the great city had 
 heard and read countless mysterious things. 
 Had he not developed, from the standard 
 hero of midnight Fortune's every romantic 
 legend, into the great Demolition rival of 
 the mighty Cringcr? Was it not common 
 for the most matter-of-fact knowing ones to 
 say that Plato Wynne carried New York 
 City in his breeches' pocket, and would 
 carry the State there, too, after the next 
 senatorial election ! Yet, was it the anom- 
 alous and inexpressible blessing of this mas- 
 ter of pecuuious and political destinies to 
 enjoy wonderful immunity from the recog- 
 nition of the street rabble, and be able to 
 come and go as he chose without being 
 pointed or gaped at. 
 
 Serenely conscious, then, of his inestima- 
 ble advantage over other popular lions, Mr. 
 Wj'uue complacently pursued his way to 
 where the temptations of a certain genteel 
 ci'oss-street successfully protested against 
 any further concession of the royal progress 
 to*BroadwaJ^ Turning the corner thereat, 
 he went dimly down several stately blocks 
 of domiciliary gloom, and finally rang the 
 bell at the door of a residence beautifully 
 respectable and private. Scarcely did his 
 gloved hand relinquish the pull, when the 
 door opened noiselessly into the most re- 
 spectable of vestibules, and an aged African, 
 soberly attired, bowed-in the coming guest. 
 "I always know your ring, Mr. Wynne," 
 observed the venerable black, as in expla- 
 nation of some ignored formality^ ; to Avhich 
 Mr. Wynne airily responded by slipping a 
 piece of silver into the man's hand, and 
 striding leisurely past him to the hall. 
 
 Several rooms seemed to open from either 
 side of this hall, which, from its width and 
 double staircase, evidently represented a 
 consolidation of two houses in one; and, 
 after resigning his hpt to the servant, the 
 
 guest passed into one on the left, where 
 some six or eight gentlemen in flashing at- 
 tire were enjoying the delights of conversa- 
 tion and wine. Panelled walls, frescoed 
 ceiling, and gaudy furniture niatclied well 
 with these elegant creatures, tlirough the 
 midst of whom Mr. Wynne passed, Avith 
 slight bows of recognition, to an apartment 
 similarly garnished beyond. Here there 
 was but one occupant, — an indolent j'oung 
 exquisite with a tremendous head of Idack 
 curls, — who no sooner caught sight of the 
 intruder than he lazily raised himself from 
 his sprawling attitude on a divan, and came 
 forward. 
 
 " How are j^ou, Vane?" said Mr. Wynne, 
 carelessl.v. 
 
 "Oh, I'm well enough," returned the dan- 
 dy, rather sullenly, and then added ; " you're 
 after Criuger, I suppose." 
 
 "I am one of a party to meet General 
 Cringer here to-night ; if that's what you 
 mean." 
 
 "Yes, of course, that's it. You take 
 stock in the bank ? " 
 
 " I bank with Mr. O'Murphy." 
 
 "Then good-by. General, with two such 
 old heads against you ! You'll be plucked 
 to the last pin- feather ; and then the Senate 
 for the O'Murphy, and a new set of pearls 
 for the Queen of Diamonds ! " Mr. Vane, 
 who seemed slightly flushed with drink, said 
 this quite boisterously and impudently. 
 
 " Your champagne wit improves. Vane," 
 answered Mr. Wynne, with the contempt- 
 uous toleration of one who never allowed 
 himself to be ruffled by a drunken man. 
 "And now, if you'll stand away from that 
 door a moment, I'll try to find my party." 
 
 "Here they are, for you!" cried Vane, 
 unceremoniously throwing said door open, 
 and facing the company beyond it. "Gen- 
 tlemen, the King of Diamonds approaches ! " 
 
 The announcement was not quite so ob- 
 sequious as it sounded ; in fact, there was 
 more or less ostentatious irony in the ex- 
 aggerated court-etiquette of the self-ap- 
 pointed usher; but Mr. Wynne tolerated 
 the unfortunate's infirmity as before, and 
 passed through the door with a countenance 
 supremely tranquil, as usual. 
 
 The apartment thus entered might have 
 appeared to an unaccustomed eye like the 
 directors' room of some flourishing bank or 
 insurance company ; for down the centre 
 extended a long, narrow table, covered with 
 green cloth, on either side of which, in easy 
 postures, sat a small party of well-dressed 
 men. A beaufet at the remote end of the 
 scene bristled with glasses, bottles in ice, 
 and two colored attendants; but if this 
 looked unbusiness-like, it was balanced by 
 a huge iron safe, all silver-plate and bronze- 
 relief, which stood against the wall, near a 
 flreplace. General Criuger, too, Avould have 
 passed for the most benignant of bank- 
 presidents ; Judge O'Toole, despite his 
 bushy, red hair and high-boned, red fiice, 
 realized the average pigheaded director; 
 and Mr. Beutou Stiles, with soap-locks, 
 
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 forehead-curl, and locket-rins, t}'pifled the 
 promising young cashier. When, however, 
 the aforesaid unaccustomed eye reached the 
 Honorable Mealy O'Murphy, who sat oppo- 
 site the General, it might liave winked un- 
 decidedly. Indeed, the honorable gentle- 
 man's bullet-head, slightly flattened at the 
 top ; short, wiry, yellow hair ; wedge-shaped, 
 corrugated nose ; scrubl^y, yellow mus- 
 tache, and squinting, blue eyes, did not 
 
 would not — suggest anything more bank- 
 like tlian that species of bank visitor against 
 whom private watchmen and unpiclvable 
 locks are ingeniously employed. There 
 were present, also, two other gentlemen, 
 named respectively Dodge and Bilk, who 
 were too blinking about the eyes and friezy 
 about their costumes to set a heavy" de- 
 positor or insurer entirely at ease. ' Still, 
 the room and occupants had a suggestion 
 of accuunilated capital, and a kind of cor- 
 poration air of "Company." 
 
 " Glad to see you, Wynne, me dairlin'," 
 cried Mr. O'Murphy, whose speech was 
 touched with the brogue of the governing 
 class. "Vane, my rayspicts." 
 
 The other gentlemen were equally polite ; 
 bottles and glasses were summoned from 
 the beaufet, and the whole party became 
 promptly convivial : that is to say, they 
 all sipped champagne as though the world 
 had no other business for them ; and the 
 congressional host proposed a toast. 
 
 " Gents," said the O'Murphy, grasping 
 his glass very much as another man might 
 have grasped a knife, " we're not all exactly 
 agrade in politics, — worse luck to it ! and 
 meself, the judge, and Mr. Wjmue will 
 shortly have the misfortune to tayche Gen- 
 eral Cringe I' and the black uaygur party 
 that the man who slathered the ' Hunky 
 Boy ' aint to be baiteu aisy for senator. 
 But there's wan toast we can all drink with- 
 out pretince, and it's that I'm about to of- 
 fer, — Here's to Ould Ireland ! " 
 
 The sentiment was honored with all the 
 enthusiasm consistent with refined breed- 
 ing, Judge O'Toole and Mr. Bilk actually 
 shaking hands across the table. 
 
 "Yon hit it there, exactly, O'Murphy," 
 observed General Cringer, in a benignant 
 burst of congeniality. " It is to Old Ireland 
 that we all look for more or less aid in 
 the facilitation of good government ; and I 
 have no hesitation in admitting that a proper 
 amount judiciously invested in Irishmen, 
 about election time, will often materially 
 assist a man to that political elevation for 
 which his genius and incorruptibility make 
 him eligible. Mr. Stiles, you may be able 
 to recall that passage from my recent edi- 
 torial in the jSIorning Dug, which refers to 
 the eminent services of our adopted citi- 
 zens." 
 
 " That passage, sir," said Mr. Stiles, in 
 deep tones, " has rung in my ears ever since 
 I first wrote — I mean, read it. If the Demo- 
 lition party would indeed show us where 
 their great strength — their whole strength — 
 
 roll of every tenement house, rum shop, and 
 gambling hell — " 
 
 "No, sir! No, sir! That's not the — 
 that's not it! " blurted the General, in great 
 haste. 
 
 "Oh! I know now," returned Mr. Stiles, 
 with perfect composure. "You mean the 
 other one. The inexhaustible pertinacity 
 with which the noble-hearted fellow-couij- 
 trymeu of Emmet and O'Conuell have com- 
 bated for freedom in their own down- 
 trodden island is an earnest of what we 
 may expect from them when the impending 
 election for alderman of the Sixty-sixth 
 ward calls upon them to choose between 
 the stanch champion of freedom to all 
 men, and the miserable parasite of human 
 slavery. Richly manured with Irishmen, 
 the glorious tree of liberty will yet — " 
 
 " Yes, yes. That'll do. Thank you, Mr. 
 Stiles," struck in the General, rather ner- 
 vously. "I only wished to remind you, 
 gentlemen, that I have always spoken well 
 of Old Ireland; and have, in fact, been 
 upon the point of joining the Catholic 
 Church, myself, on several occasions when 
 elections liave looked a little shaky for us." 
 "Sure, Cringer," remarked Judge O'Toole, 
 who had just changed ofl" from champagne 
 to something stronger, " it's but little more 
 manuring there'll be for your three of lib- 
 erty, if it's Ebullitionist you've turned. 
 Didn't you facilitate our frind Mealy, here, 
 all the way from a twinty-fut ring to Con- 
 gress ? And now j'e're opposin' him for the 
 Sinate wid a naj'gur-worshipping crayture 
 named Crow ! " 
 
 "My dear judge," returned the great 
 Cringer, meekly, "I'm but a humble indi- 
 vidual, and must really decline to be in- 
 vested with so much importance as my 
 friends and the journals like to give me in 
 politics. If I do occasionally lend the best 
 eflbrts of a strictly private citizen to facil- 
 itate the political success of a valued friend, 
 I do no more than any other private citizen 
 might do under similar circumstances. If, 
 on the score of honest conviction, — you 
 see I am perfectly frank with you and 
 O'Murphy, — if, on the score of honest 
 (and, let me add, recent) conviction, I feel 
 bound to side with my friend, the Honorable 
 James Crow, in the next contest at Albany, 
 I do no more than Mr. Wynne, also an old 
 friend, is pledged to do for my equally good 
 friend, Mr. O'Murphy. And, by the way," 
 he added, turning allably to the last-named 
 gentleman, whose squint had begun to 
 sharpen somewhat malignantly, and who 
 evidently needed a little soothing, "I can 
 hardly understand Avhat temptation there 
 can be in further political turmoil for our 
 friend Mealy, Avhen he is already in Con- 
 gress, and owns such a sumptuous home as 
 this." 
 
 "Well, then, I'll tell yez," exclaimed Mr. 
 O'Murphy, quickly taking him up. " I want 
 toget joost as high as I can, and become as 
 great as I can, for two raisons : First, be- 
 
 in this city lies, let them frankly call the cause I want to show that I'm nayther a 
 
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 AVEEY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 Yankee nor anaygiir; and, second, because 
 I want to lave the purest and most illoos- 
 trious name I can to — my — kid." Here 
 the honorable gentleman's voice became 
 tremulous with emotion ; and, as he went 
 on, his corrugated nose worked like a dog's. 
 "Belave me or uot, giutlemen, it's not at 
 all for me own sake that I'd put up me 
 hands against any cove, even for the Pres- 
 idency. " I'd soouer go out again with that 
 baste, the ' Ilunky boy,' than be referee of 
 aU Ameriky. But people be's sayiug that 
 my past life wasn't good enough; that a 
 game man in the ring is but a blackguard 
 out of it ; and I want to be Mr. Senator 
 O'Murphy joost for the sake of my kid, 
 giutlemeu, my poor, iunocent little kid, 
 that's upstairs this minute Avith his own 
 mother." 
 
 Who could help being moved by this ex- 
 quisite touch of paternal love and self- 
 abuegation? General Cringer surveyed the 
 backs of his hands with watery eyes, Mes- 
 sieurs Dodge and Bilk exchanged glances 
 of the deepest pathos with Judge O'Toolc, 
 and Mr. Stiles Avas heard to murmur 
 softly, — 
 
 " Men the most infamous are fond of fame, 
 And those who fear not guilt, yet start at shame." 
 
 Throughout the conversation Mr. "Wynne 
 had been very reserved aud quiet, nor did he 
 betray visible agitatiou uow. Perhaps a 
 galling consciousness of his American 
 birth left him not euough confidence to join 
 verbally in Irish aftairs of state ; or, per- 
 haps he was thinking of other things alto- 
 gether. At auy rate, Mr. Allyn Vane, who 
 was none the better for recent draughts, 
 seemed disposed to treat his abstraction at 
 last with a direct personal appeal. 
 
 " I say, Wynne," said he, "you ought to 
 appreciate O'Murphy's feelings as a father, 
 if any one could. You've worn crape for a 
 child of yours ever since I first knew you. 
 That's something like the feelings of a 
 parent." 
 
 The ribald tone and offensive manner of 
 the speaker could not have been lost upon 
 their object; but, with no other sign of 
 anger, or even attention, than a certain 
 fiery flash in his cloudy black eyes, the 
 King of Diamonds turned unheediugly to 
 Mr. Benton Stiles with a sprightly ques- 
 tion, — 
 
 " Have you ever found out anything 
 more, ]Mr. Stiles, about that mysterious 
 Mr. Mugses, who was so kind as to die 
 and leave you such an easy berth in the 
 custom house?" 
 
 " Nothing that I can fairly hitch to, your 
 maj — I mean Mr. Wynne," responded Mr. 
 Stiles, in manifest confusion; for the iden- 
 tity and antecedents of his immediate pre- 
 decessor in the customs were really the 
 great puzzle of his life. "I've been told 
 that Mugses had something to do with a 
 bark ; and I've thought, from that, he 
 might have been in the seafaring line be- 
 fore he got the office." 
 
 " A fair inference," said Plato Wynne, 
 smiling. 
 
 And so the talk went on until midnight, 
 wine flowing, political arguments iutensifj^- 
 ing, buzzing and exclamatory sounds com- 
 ing more frequently from other rooms, and 
 distant stony detonations indicating that 
 occasional carriages were arriving with 
 new guests at the street door. When mid- 
 night came, tliere came, also, to this partic- 
 ular room, a gorgeous youth with kinky 
 black hair, heavy lips, and flat nose, who 
 swaggered in without removing his slouched 
 black hat, and looked around upon the com- 
 pany with eyes dull and bloodshot. 
 
 " Faith, here's Cutter," cried Mr. O'Mur- 
 phy, recognizing this hopeful, and rising 
 suddenly from a profound disquisition on 
 some 'State topic with General Cringer and 
 Judge O'Toole. " Now, gintlemen, let's 
 have a little diversi(m after so much gab. 
 Hastings, me darlin', joost be sated here at 
 the lay-out, and deal for the boys until I'm 
 ready to relave you." 
 
 " Nothing easier, I reckon," replied Hast- 
 ings Cutter, tossing his hat to a waiter, 
 and proceeding to the central seat just 
 vacated by the host. 
 
 With this new advent and movement the 
 tone of the whole scene changed, and lost 
 every suggestion of banking, save such as 
 might nominally refer to a famous royal house 
 of Egypt. With wonderful celerity the thir- 
 teen cards constituting the suite of clubs, 
 were distributed on the long green table, — 
 six at intervals down either side, and one 
 at the head, — b}'' Messieurs Dodge and 
 Bilk, Avho unexpectedly came out as a couple 
 of croupiers. With equal rapidity Mr. 
 Cutter presented a full pack of cards in full 
 shuttle, while a great heap of ivory cheques 
 appeared on the table at his right hand, and 
 a bright silver card-box before him. Buy 
 your cheques, gentlemen, — one dollar up 
 to a thousand. ShufHe and cut the pack. 
 Put it into the box. Put j'our stake upon 
 your card on the table. Deal, — one right, 
 one left, etc., and — the bank wins a hun- 
 dred at the start ! 
 
 There was magic for you ! and executed 
 in about the time it takes to tell of it. 
 Alas, for the morality of an humble indi- 
 vidua,l, a private citizen, a friendly fiicili- 
 tator, the great General Cringer was the 
 first man in that glaring room to put a 
 cheque upon a card ; and, of course, the 
 first to lose; while even the King of Dia- 
 monds and Congressman O'Murphy stood 
 apart together in apparently hesitating con- 
 sultation, though ever with au eye upon the 
 table. 
 
 "Judge," — exclaimed General Cringer, 
 pushing one of the croupiers aside with no 
 gentle hand, that he might get at the chief 
 ornament of the bench, — " Judge, you must 
 lend me a thousand ! I'll make, or break 
 somebody before I give it up this time ! " 
 
 " Sure I will," was the prompt answer. 
 
 " Make it twenty-five hundred ! " 
 
 " Here's the stuff." 
 
BETWEEN TWO EIRES. 
 
 205 
 
 That some desired point had been gained 
 here was at once evident; I'or Mr. O'Mur- 
 phy and Plato Wynne now advanced with 
 alacrity to the table; tlie former unceremo- 
 niously taking the dealer's place, and the 
 latter standing close beside him. 
 
 "Wynne takes twenty-five per cent, of 
 the bank, gentlemen," announced the host, 
 hoarsely. " Is that agreeable ? " 
 
 No objections w'ere heard from those ap- 
 pealed to ; and then the " diversion " was in 
 full tide. 
 
 More than the vicissitudes of money in- 
 fiituated those men. Supremacy in the rich 
 and powerful Empire State was involved, if 
 not staked, at that table; and each side, 
 with its principal and satellites, dared every- 
 thing to win the final triumph. Wine was 
 drank and cigars smoked, with no more 
 sensibility on the part of drinker and 
 smoker than an engine feels when water 
 and coal are added ^o its heat and fume ; 
 but the eyes and cheeks of the players radi- 
 ated a subtle excitement which, as the small 
 hours passed away, seemed to permeate all 
 the other rooms of the house, and, from 
 thence, the very streets. Games else- 
 where languished, and ended, and the game- 
 sters came gliding, one by one, to the table 
 of State. In places all over the town, w'here 
 lights never went out from evening until 
 morning, men whispered vague rumors of 
 the great game, without being able to tell 
 where they had heard them, or why they 
 should be so. Dawn came, and slowly 
 lightened into day ; and when the full sun- 
 light stole warmer and warmer into the 
 chamber of fate, it found the gilt chande- 
 liers still ablaze, wine and smoke still com- 
 ing, and General Cringer and his friends 
 stUl mad with the entertainment of O'Mur- 
 phy and his partners. Then the story 
 started afresh outside ; flying in and out of 
 the newspaper offices ; tlu'ough the courts 
 of justice, and about the corners of Wall 
 Street. Cringer was ruined, said one ; the 
 bank was broken, said another; and still all 
 was unreliable, contradictory rumor. 
 
 Noon. Afternoon. Evening. Midnight 
 again. General Cringer the winner of one 
 hundred thousand dollars ! 
 
 " That's the ind of it ! " shouted the 
 O'Murphy, thundering a frightful oath, and 
 sweeping cai"ds and cheques to the floor. 
 
 " One hour more," pleaded the great 
 Cringer, his stock all awry, his iron-gray 
 wreath of hair in damp spikes, his eyes 
 swollen and red, and his entire appearance 
 that of a scarecrow. 
 
 " Not another minute ! " roared the equally 
 disordered banker. " Bad luck to it if I 
 don't throw up the sponge dead bate ! " 
 
 They were a hard-looking set of beings, 
 with their bleared eyes, streaked faces, 
 soiled dresses, and twitching hands ; a 
 ghastly and terrible crew to be seen through 
 a tobacco cloud, — all save Plato Wynne. 
 
 Eor the King of Diamonds, like a sleek, 
 imperturbable creature from some other 
 sphere, looked cold and glossy, as though 
 
 he had but just come in and found the scene 
 not very interesting. To be sure, his fault- 
 less beard appeared blacker from the barely 
 apparent fading of his face; but tliere was 
 perfect composure in his voice, as in his 
 manner, when he addressed the importunate 
 victor. 
 
 " General Cringer," said he, and drew a 
 lilac kid over the Midnight Sun, "be satis- 
 fied with crippling Mr. O'Murphy 's bank 
 and winning from me about all that I had to 
 lose." 
 
 " Pooh ! pooh ! " Avas the reply. 
 
 " And let me add, sir, that the simulated 
 good-will between you and me, as politi- 
 cians, may as well end at once. This is not 
 the last time we shall oppose each other, 
 and I purpose, in future, to tolerate no pre- 
 tence with you." 
 
 " Meet me at Albany ! " returned General 
 Cringer, after the style of a celebrated 
 Roman ghost. 
 
 Deigning no retort to this significant 
 summons, the King of Diamonds was turn- 
 ing to leave the room, when Vane, looking 
 reckless and wild as any sickening reveller, 
 literally thrust himself upon him, from the 
 crowd at the table, and said, with an oath, 
 " Here, I want a word with you, Wynne. I 
 want to remind you that you've still got at 
 least one piece of property to lose." 
 
 " What do you mean, Mr. Vane? " 
 
 " I mean your wife ! " 
 
 In an instant AUyn Vane was senseless 
 on his back upon the floor, his face terribly 
 gashed, from eye to lip, with a glass goblet. 
 
 The occurrence was the more remarkable, 
 because Plato Wynne, like any other perfect 
 gentleman, had never been known to lose 
 his temper — away from home. 
 
 CHAPTER XXXVIII. 
 
 / BECOME AN EDITOR. 
 
 Whether Mr. Terky did, or did not, con- 
 fide to his wife the whole truth respecting 
 his crime, I could never discover. Mrs. 
 Terky's unbounded violence of grief at the 
 funeral of their poor little child seemed, at 
 first, to indicate that a still harsher pang 
 than that of bereavement augmented her 
 sorrow into frenzy ; but when, in response 
 to Mr. Coffin's condolence, she suspended 
 her transports long enough to complain 
 bitterly against Cummin &" Tryon for dis- 
 charging her husband at such a time, there 
 was much reason to doubt her knowl- 
 edge of the immediate cause of the dis- 
 charge. Positive as this latter circumstance 
 would superficially appear in proof of a neg- 
 ative, it actually amounted to barely more 
 than a chance for diversity of conclusions 
 in the case of Mrs. Terky. From past 
 experience of her curious incapacity for any 
 really intelligent construction of her hus- 
 band's acts, or necessities, I was prepared 
 to find her indiscriminately justifying his 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUX; OR, 
 
 miserable offence against honest.v, and. 
 thereby, agiiravating a remorse which might 
 have been soothed by a more regretful sym- 
 pathy. Rarely do our warmest friends, of 
 cither sex, appreciate the inestimable bless- 
 ings of that frank common sense, which 
 openly enters with ns into a just estimate of 
 our errors, before softening into the practi- 
 cal sN'mpathy of co-operative schemes for 
 their repair. Mrs. Terky possessed not 
 such appreciation; and, of course, if her 
 husband had I'eally imparted to her the full 
 extent of his misfortune, she had not proved 
 capable of yielding him the only true conso- 
 lation for the erring. If, on the other hand, 
 he had simply acquainted her with his loss 
 of employment, it was equally sure that her 
 wholesale denunciation of his late employers 
 had given him anything but solace. So, 
 from the frenzied anguish of the bereaved 
 mother, and the settled gloom of the dis- 
 honored father, I could infer uo satisfactory 
 decision in the matter. 
 
 The most absurd and generous of lace- 
 salesmen not only redeemed the stolen 
 goods from pawn and restored them to their 
 shelves, but also went around amongst his 
 business-acquaintances and procured sub- 
 scriptions of enough money to carry the 
 entry-clerk and his wife to a far-western 
 city. 
 
 "I shall miss your intelligent family 
 hearth," said he, shaking the limp hand of 
 his despondent friend ; "I shall be as lonely 
 as a word without a rhyme; but I want you 
 to get west by tlie fastest train. Go there ; 
 commence at the foot of the ladder again ; 
 and don't bother about my little loan until 
 you're strongly on your feet once moi'c." 
 
 " That will never be," returned Mr. Ter- 
 ky, without a ray of hope in look or tone. 
 "I've sunk too fiir for that. I'll take any 
 work I can find ; I'll do the best I can ; but 
 I've no more heart for anything." 
 
 "And I've uo heart, either!" rejoined 
 Mr. Coffin, with energetic melancholy. " My 
 heart was withered and lost years ago. Job 
 Terky, under circumstances which had bet- 
 ter not be recalled ! But, have I given up? 
 Have I tamely sunk from an intellectual 
 being to the dark depths of inanition and 
 despair? No, sir! I have borne up against 
 circumstances; and that's what you must 
 do. Ee a man. Exercise mind-pL\y; look 
 your errors and troubles in the face, and 
 swear to yourself that you'll deal in better 
 property liereafter." 
 
 The fine manliness showing through all 
 Mr. Coflui's sentimental self-consciousness 
 would have been some inspiration to a na- 
 ture possessing one nerve of strength ; and 
 even Job Terky took at least a momentary 
 hope from its contact. Very quickly, how- 
 ever, the dark spell deepened again ; and it 
 was with the air of a man lost to every 
 manly emotion that the fallen clerk called 
 upon me for linal aid. 
 
 It was on the night prior to his departure 
 for the west, and my removal to lodgings in 
 "Warren Street, that he entered my old I'oom 
 
 and sat down upon the edge of the smill 
 trunk I was packing. 
 
 " Glibun," he said, biting his nails, 
 "they're giving you the same salary they 
 gave me, I suppose, now that you've got my 
 place." 
 
 " Yes," I answered, " but I shan't stay 
 there after you leave here." 
 
 " It's considerable more for you than it 
 was for me." 
 
 Evidently he did not care to have me look 
 at him, so I kept my eyes upon my packing 
 while making the remark he apparently de- 
 sired to hear, — 
 
 "It certainly is more for me than it was 
 for you, Mr. Terky; and I still wish that 
 you would let me hand it over to you, for 
 this one week, at least." 
 
 " Can you spare it? " 
 
 " Easily as not. I don't feel comfortable 
 at all in keeping it, and wish you would 
 take it." 
 
 "Not all?" 
 
 " Yes, all of it, Mr. Terky. It won't cost 
 me much to live, where I'm going; and 
 what I get each week, after you go, until I 
 find some other place, will pay my way well 
 enough." 
 
 " Avery," said he, in a low, tremulous 
 tone, " I'm ashamed to tell you that I have 
 come upstairs to ask for the mone3^ I know 
 how mean, how contemptible I must appear 
 in your eyes, to take advantage, as I do, of 
 your generosity ; but after a man has done 
 what I have, he may as well give up every- 
 thing like self-respect. I've begged and 
 borrowed of everybody I know, and here I 
 find myself without five dollars beyond what 
 our railroad tickets will cost lis to-morrow. 
 Lend me what you can spare, and I'll send 
 it back to you as soon as I can earn as 
 much." 
 
 I tried not to think it mean ; I tried to re- 
 gard it as only the bitter compulsion of his 
 necessity ; but, try as I would, contempt got 
 the better of my every charitable feeling 
 toward him. I had drawn my -week's allow- 
 ance that day, and now handed the whole to 
 him, save one dollar, Avhich last I felt it but 
 prudent to retain. And this money, as I 
 afterwards learned, was expended in mourn- 
 ing handkerchiefs, mourning note-paper, 
 mourning collars, and such other little ele- 
 gancies of grief as the mother of lost Tootsy 
 said that she must have before going 
 amongst strangers. 
 
 In reckless defiance of store rules, Mr. 
 Coffin and I left business at an early hour on 
 the following afternoon to accompany the 
 luckless pair to the Albany boat, and were 
 deeply aflected by the terms of gratitude 
 lavished on us by both husband and wife. 
 The former told us that he would never for- 
 get our kindness to a ruined drudge, and the 
 latter pressed us to come and see them as 
 soon as they were settled in a house of their 
 own. 
 
 We stood talking with them, as cheerfully 
 as we could, until the last bell warned those 
 who were not passengers to leave the boat. 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 207 
 
 Then came a hasty farewell and a precipi- 
 tate flitrht of Mr. Coffin and me to the pier. 
 Tlie latter movement had to be execnted 
 acrosis .a sort of extemporized bridge, in the 
 very middle of which we ran blindly against 
 a belated couple who were as ]:)Iindly rush- 
 ing on board. There was no time for apol- 
 ogies, but, as we made way for the tai'dy 
 arrivals, I noticed that the gentleman was 
 very fat and had an odd appearance about 
 the eyes, and that ]\Ir. Collin reeled away 
 from him and his fair companion like a very 
 siclv inebriate. 
 
 "What is the matter, sir?" I cried, in 
 some alarm, when the lace-salesman came 
 to a full stop on the very edge of the pier, 
 and grasped one of my arms with a grip 
 that made the bones ache. 
 
 " Tliat was tlie — the fiend in human 
 form ! " he gasped, staring fixedly into the 
 crowd on the now moving boat. 
 
 " You don't mean that fat gentleman with 
 the lady ? " 
 
 " Yes-s-s. Him-m-m ! " came with a hiss 
 and a groan from his colorless lips. 
 
 "What ails his eyes?" asked I, awk- 
 wardly. 
 
 "One of them is a glass one!" moaned 
 the lace-salesman, spasmodically grasping 
 either lappel of my coat, and commencing 
 to choke me with my own garment; the 
 while his face worked convulsively, and his 
 inflamed eyes followed the receding steamer. 
 
 Then I remembered the terrible romance 
 of this man's life — the rejection of Intellect 
 for Mammon. I also remembered, however, 
 that I was being slowly suflbcated; and, 
 with an indignant jerk, I freed myself from 
 his hold and started to leave him. Recalled 
 to his sober senses by my action, he came 
 after me at once, and it was only after we 
 had left the river several blocks behind us, 
 that he summoned sufficient composure to 
 speak again, — 
 
 "Excuse my conduct just now, Glibun. I 
 was excited. Did you notice how She 
 looked?" 
 
 "You mean the lady with that gentle- 
 man?" 
 
 "Yes. Did she seem happy? Was she 
 much agitated? Don't be afraid to tell me, 
 Glibun ; I can bear it now." 
 
 " Why," said I, " if I'm not mistaken, she 
 looked remarkably well, and was sucking an 
 orange." 
 
 With a wheezing sigh Mr. Coffin relapsed 
 into silence, and where our ways parted he 
 wrung my hand in token of his heart's deep 
 anguish. 
 
 Life in lodgings is, at best, but little more 
 than rank vegetation ; and, for an untrained 
 youth like me, just about to undergo com- 
 pound reaction from the strongest excite- 
 ment, it was scarcely less unwholesome to 
 the mind than solitary imprisonment. The 
 last illusion of a home — poor as it was — 
 vanished witli the Terkj^s, in wliose depart- 
 ure I not only lost my- sole familiar com- 
 panionship, but also that active sympathy 
 for the trials of otliers which is the best 
 
 possible opiate for our own. Thrown back 
 upon myself again, and with nought but 
 self to care for, I reverted to what Allyn 
 Vane and Noah Trust had told me. 
 
 What an unhapp.v fate is mine, thought I, 
 to have nothing to look back upon I)ut de- 
 sertion and degradation, and nothing to look 
 forward to but drudgery and disgrace I My 
 fiither a criminal, and, probably, an inmate 
 of some prison by this time ; she who stood 
 to me in place of a mother, the confederate 
 of a notorious gamester and politician. To 
 remember the only home I have ever known, 
 is but to recall scenes frauglit with ever}^- 
 thing dark, unkind, and unnatural. To con- 
 template the future is but to anticipate a 
 life's hardest toils crowned witli a heritage 
 of infamy. For whose unparalleled sin was 
 my infancy made an exile from all parental 
 aflection ; my school-days a preparation for 
 murder; my boyhood a hunted existence 
 with vagabonds and felons; my youth a 
 time to drudge for shopkeepers, and to hear 
 that the one solitary liope of my life was 
 the most miserable of mistakes? Now I 
 could understand the full meaning of Vane's 
 story of himself; the loss of self-respect 
 following a loss of filial reverence, and the 
 loss of all incentive to good following a loss 
 of self-respect. 
 
 Thus did I soliloquize over my condition, 
 until all honorable energy seemed to die 
 within me, and I became recklessly demor- 
 alized. After returning from the store one 
 evening, in a very paroxysm of sullen dis- 
 content, I endeavored to find savage comfort 
 in penning for the lately-neglected Sniiday 
 Tap a sketch of the most malevolently tragic 
 description. Had I succeeded in that in- 
 tent, the more or less thousands of tapsters 
 would have revelled in such a triumphant 
 combination of blood and thunder as seldom 
 emanates from the most sanguinar_y qnin ; 
 but, to my great surprise, the very first sen- 
 tence insisted upon taking a grotesque tui'n, 
 and, in five minutes, I was fluently spinning 
 out rollicking nonsense by the yard ! Ab- 
 surdities crowded into my brain so fiist that 
 the words to express them were as snails to 
 lightning. My mind took on a tempest of 
 incongruous perceptions and conceptions ; 
 my brow and cheeks glowed with the 
 fiercest fever of composition ; I shook with 
 laughter over the thick-crowding, ludicrous 
 conceits, before my teeming pen could be 
 delivered of them ; and when I finally turned 
 the concluding paragraph with an amazing 
 joke, and sat back in my chair to take 
 breath, my ecstasy was that of the 
 angels ! 
 
 Ah, dear, dear, what an incomprehensible 
 fit it was ! What an inconsistency and a dis- 
 covery it was ! To think that I must be so 
 miserable, before I could be so merry ! To 
 think that I must be the forlornest of young 
 wretches, before I could know myself to be 
 the most promising of jestei's ! Ilamiet, 
 with the skull of Yorick in liis hand ! 
 
 My prelude to sleep, on tluit glorified 
 night, was a hot delirium over the queslioa 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 of what leading journal, or magazine, should 
 have that miracle of humor; for tlie Tap 
 sank as the sketch rose in my estimation ; 
 and, in suffocating dreams, I subsequently 
 beheld myself on horseback, leading an ac- 
 claiming populace, under a triumphal arch 
 bearing the name of " M. T. Head;" the 
 while fair women leaned from a thousand 
 windows and balconies, each languishing 
 for such a lord as myself. 
 
 It was a blank and stunning thing, to be 
 thrown by such a thoronghbred nightmare 
 as that. It Avas dreadful to emci-ge from 
 that triumphal arch into the narrowest aud 
 most tumbled of cot-beds. But more dis- 
 gusting than all was the waking to a recol- 
 fection of what I had written, as so much 
 intolerable silliness, and to a degrading 
 doubt whether even the Sunday Tap would 
 gratuitously accept such puerile trash. 
 
 Yes; with the dawn came, tirst a chilling 
 renewal of all previous discontent, and then 
 so sharp a heartsickness with my " hu- 
 morous production," that I Avas actually 
 ashamed and afraid to read over a single 
 line of the manuscript. Desperation alone 
 nerved me to enclose the latter in a wrap- 
 per, and address it to the Tap. 
 
 Leaving the explanation of this intellect- 
 ual phenomenon to those who are dexter- 
 ous in mental philosophy, let me pass over 
 my disconsolate breakfixst at a retired or- 
 dinary, aud present myself at the desk of 
 entrjs on Cummin & Tryon's cellar floor. 
 Without opposition, I had succeeded to poor 
 Job's ancient position, and even underwent 
 the astounding sensation of having fifty^ 
 cents added to the standard weekly yield 
 of that clerkship; but from the day of my 
 predecessor's fall I had been resolved to 
 stay there only so long as no other means 
 of support should ofler. I hated the place 
 with all the more unction, because I 
 no longer knew any tangible justification 
 for an instinct above it; aud, with the 
 thought that any Irish porter on the prem- 
 ises might take rank above me on the score 
 of social antecedents, came a general angry 
 defiance of the whole concern, from which 
 I did not exclude even Mr. Coflin, nor Noah 
 Trust. The two latter did not fail to make 
 friendl}^ advances for several days ; but my 
 surly rebuil's finally took natural effect, and 
 I was left without a friend in the store, at 
 last. Having gained the unenviable result, 
 it proved so far from satisfactory, that I 
 grew the more morose upon it ; and, in the 
 end, my bad temper brought a crisis. One 
 afternoon, about a week after ray last liter- 
 ary freak, one of the salesmen came down 
 to "call oil'" a bill, and ventured some im- 
 patient remark about my tantalizing delib- 
 eration in selecting a pen for the entry. 
 
 "I shall take as much time as I please," 
 said I ; " and if you don't like my style you 
 can enter for yourself." 
 
 Accustomed as he was to finding the 
 most servile obedience at that desk, the 
 salesman opened his eyes very widely and 
 flushed scarlet. 
 
 " I don't want any of your imperliuouce ! "' 
 he returned in angry surprise. " Attend to 
 your business." 
 
 "And I won't take any of ynur imperti- 
 nence," was my rejoinder, so fiercely given 
 that the man took a quick backward step 
 as though anticipating a blow. "You can 
 make your own entry, now, for I won't 
 write a line of it." 
 
 " I'll report to the firm ! " he cried, aghast. 
 
 " And just report my resignation with it," 
 cried I, hurling away the pen and snatching 
 my hat from its hook. "I've -taken orders 
 from a parcel of counter-jumpers long 
 enough. " 
 
 In the full whirl of my AVrath I brushed 
 past him so violently that he nearly lost his 
 feet, and was upstairs through the sales- 
 room, and into the street, before he could 
 have fairly realized what had happened. I 
 recall the event, myself, with no little 
 shame ; but, with the dissipation of the 
 hope that my father Avas a Gentleman had 
 disappeared nearly all my own qualification 
 for that title. 
 
 I had not premeditated such an abrupt 
 conclusion of my clerkship, and experienced 
 considerable embarrassment, after my rage 
 died away, in finding mj'self thus suddenly 
 upon the toAA^i, as it Avere. Curiously 
 enough, though, the A^ery magnitude of my 
 mishaps Avas their redeeming characteristic. 
 In the consciousness that one's troubles, 
 hoAvever produced, have got to the worst 
 at last, there is unmistakable relief. Aud 
 if to this can be added, a good, hearty be- 
 lief that no other human being Avas ever so 
 frightfully afiiictcd, the first principle of 
 consolation is already at work. Intense 
 realization of an extreme, and earnest con- 
 viction of being isolated to some degree 
 in that extreme, are necessary elements of 
 all real poAver, AA'hether over ourselves, or 
 mankind in general ; so, in the fancied ex- 
 treme of my misfortunes, and my belief in 
 their lack of all parallel, I found a cool and 
 uovel ability to face and handle the Avorst. 
 
 Nerved Avith a bold resolution to try a 
 ncAV field, I devoted a Avhole evening to the 
 composition of the most humorous paper 
 my melancholy could devise, and an early 
 hour of the morrow fovuid me on naj'' way 
 to the ofllce of the Weekly Earthquake. 
 
 This spirited " periodical," be it known, 
 had been enlivening the advertising columns 
 of the Daily Bread, the Morniiiy Dog and 
 the Morning Cat, for scA^eral Aveeks past, 
 Avith exclamatory announcements of its 
 varied Improvements under the ncAV pro- 
 prietorship of one Easton Sharp, Esq. 
 " AVhile it will be our special aim," said the 
 print, " to blend literature Avith ucavs, aud 
 adapt our columns to the illustration of the 
 Avhole Avorld's choicest reading, Ave shall 
 not fail to iuA'ite the occasional co-oper- 
 ation of native talent in making a truly 
 national ncAvsi^aper. Young American 
 AVriters, of genius, Avho may desire oppor- 
 tunities of communicating Avith the public, 
 
BETWEEN TWO EIRES. 
 
 209 
 
 witb a view to gaining? compensation for 
 their efforts at some future time, will find 
 the Weekly Earthriuake an ellicient aid to emi- 
 nence." Encouraged by these words to 
 try my fortune, and being anxious to rise, 
 if possible, above the general literary level 
 of the Tap, I proceeded audaciously to the 
 editorial rooms of Mr. Eastou Sharp, pre- 
 pared to substitute unlimited assurance for 
 vay past humility. 
 
 The last refuge of native talent was lo- 
 cated in the narrowest anddirtiest of down- 
 town streets, and up the shakiest possible 
 Parnassus of slippery stairs ; but too sturdy 
 was I, in my new mood, to be repelled b.y 
 outward trifles, and there was none of 
 Dante's sensitiveness about my strides up 
 the stranger steps of Mr. Sharp's palace of 
 genius. Guided by a battered tin sigu, on 
 a door too old to remember when it was 
 last painted, I entered a dreary den on the 
 third floor and found myself close upon a 
 small and very rickety counter, whereon a 
 well-inked youth of direful aspect was giving 
 edges of paste to some hundreds of nevvg- 
 paper-wrappers for the mail. Behind this 
 youth, the oflice was divided into small 
 compartments by means of unpainted boards 
 reaching to the ceiling, and through the 
 naiTow doorway of each I detected portions 
 of a desk with a pair of human legs beneath. 
 My request to see the editor attracted a 
 brilliant smile, quickly succeeded by a dense 
 frown, from the paster; and it was only 
 after several curious sliding movements 
 along his side of the counter that he thick- 
 ly enunciated the following question, — 
 
 " Yeditor? " 
 
 " That's what I said, sir." 
 
 "Oh! you mean th' yeditor? Yes. Ver' 
 well. In there." 
 
 An unsteady wave of the paste-brush 
 over his shoulder left me at liberty to select 
 either compartment I chose, and, passing 
 around the counter and through a strong 
 whifl' of gin, I bolted unceremoniously into 
 the nearest one. The occupant looked up 
 from his writing, and electrified me with the 
 sharp black eyes, furzy black head, and 
 laughing mouth of my old school-mate, Will 
 Dewitt. 
 
 "Willie, how are you?" exclaimed I, 
 impetuously grasping his hand. " What on 
 earth are you doing here ? " 
 
 "I'm pretty well," said he"; eying me in 
 great confusion, " and I'm wondering where 
 I've seen you before." 
 
 " You've seen me in the neighborhood of 
 a shell-house," said I, "where it was the 
 custom for the curtain to drop when the 
 play was done, and to roll punctually up 
 again when another play begnin." 
 
 " Avery Glibun ! " ejaculated Dewitt, jump- 
 ing up and throwing both arms around my 
 neck. " Why, old boy, I didn't know just 
 what to take you for at first. Sit down on 
 that pile of papers, and let's have a good 
 look at you. How did you happen to find 
 me ? " 
 
 " I've stumbled upon you accidentally," I 
 27 
 
 answered, seating myself on a pile of old 
 papers beside the desk. "Are you editor 
 here ? " 
 
 " Only dramatic editor. I've done the 
 theatrical since Sharp bought the paper. I 
 did some of the other departments, too, 
 under the old management; but Sharp 
 wants to make a feature of theatricals now, 
 so I attend to them alone." 
 
 "Who'd have thought, Dewitt, when you 
 and I were at Oxford Institute, that we 
 should ever meet again in such a place as 
 this ! " 
 
 "I say, old boy," cried Dewitt, with re- 
 newed vivacity, "what was the row be- 
 tween you and old ' Rufus ' in that vacation? 
 You managed to break up the school, we 
 heard, and Rufus shot himself, they told us." 
 
 I satisfied his curiosity, so far as I could 
 do so without telling too much about my- 
 self; and took the first opportunity, after 
 his wonder and speculations had sufliciently 
 expended themselves, to change the subject.. 
 
 "I'm heartily glad to meet you again, 
 Willie," I said; " but never dreamed of do- 
 ing so when I came in here. The fact is,. 
 I've got a sketch to sell, and I thought it. 
 might suit the JEarlhqiiake." 
 
 I^ewitt's countenance fell at the an- 
 nouncement, aud his reply was anything 
 but inspiring. 
 
 " You might see Mr. Sharp," said he;, 
 "but I'm afraid you'll be disappointed. He- 
 believes in encouraging native talent to- 
 write — gratuitously; but when it comes to- 
 paying, the case is altered." 
 
 "If that is Mr. Sharp's style," retorted I, 
 cavalierly, "he needn't enjoy the pleasure- 
 of my acquaintance. I'll step around to the- 
 Tap office, where I'm known, and see what, 
 can be done there." 
 
 "Then this is not your first literary- 
 attempt ? " queried Dewitt. 
 
 "Not quite. I've written a number of 
 things over the assumed name of ' M. T. 
 Head.' " 
 
 "You don't say so!" cried my old mate,, 
 brightening up again in his whole aspect. . 
 "Why, Glibun, old boy, I had no idea of 
 that. Why didn't you tell me at first? 
 That last thing of yours — ' Sir Single's 
 Bridal ' — has made a regular hit, and is 
 copied into two-thirds of our exchanges. 
 And you're ' M. T. Head ! '" 
 
 The news that I Avas so famous, and his 
 amazed admiration of me, almost took away 
 my breath. My first adored and then de- 
 spised bit of burlesque had been a success, 
 then, without my knowledge. I pretended 
 however, to appear unconcerned. 
 
 " I'm nobody else, Willie." 
 
 " But how comes the I'aj) to let you go? " 
 
 " I haven't asked it." 
 
 "Well, then, I'll tell you what it is, Ave 
 Glibun, just know when you're in luck, and 
 let me introduce you to ]\Ir. Sharp, right 
 off. He's on the lookout for an assistant- 
 editor of the whole papei", aud its my 
 opinion that 'M. T. Head' can have the 
 position if he wants it." 
 
210 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 " Done ! " said I, with a ^Yill. 
 
 The dramatic censor lost no time in con- 
 ductinjj; nic to the second compartment of 
 the ollice, and there introduced me, b.v both 
 my names, to tlic gi'eat benefactor of na- 
 tive talent. 
 
 The smallest, shrewdest gray eyes, and 
 largest nose and mouth I had" ever seen, 
 adorned the egg-shaped head of Mr. Easton 
 Sharp; and his lank figure, spade-like 
 hands, and long feet, gave one a whimsical 
 iuipression of something decidedl}^ moukey- 
 fied. 
 
 " Mr. Glibun is an old friend of mine, 
 Mr. Sharp," continued Dewitt, after we 
 had shaken hands, " and I thought he'd be 
 just the man for us." 
 
 •'Yes, I see," remarked Mr. Sharp, 
 affably. '• I appreciate Mr. Glibun's abili- 
 ties, and find nothing in his humor to offend 
 the most fastidious." 
 
 I bowed ; and my friend, who had seated 
 himself beside me on the same pile of 
 papers, ajipeared to regard the observation 
 as entirely satisfactory. 
 
 Sliding himself into an attitude of in- 
 cipient syncope, for a moment, that he 
 might the more easily abstract an enormous 
 jack-knife from one of his pockets, and 
 sliding himself erect again with the weapon 
 in his hand, Mr. Sharp drove the blade into 
 the right arm of his chair and thus trained 
 his Connecticut mind upon me. 
 
 " You propose, then," said he, with an 
 odd mixture of cunning and suavity in 
 his look, "to become a journalist, Mr. 
 .Glibun ? " 
 
 " That is my inclination, sir." 
 
 " And about what is your idea as to com- 
 ipensation ? " 
 
 "Whatever I can make myself worth to a 
 ■paper." 
 
 "Yes, I see. Do you think, though, that 
 you would feel Avilling to do all that there 
 -is to be done on a paper like ours ? " 
 
 My bold assurance, growing bolder every 
 moment, was astonishing to ra.yself ; but I 
 ■enjoyed it to the utmost, and" assumed a 
 tone of patronizing consideration. In fiict, 
 I may as well admit that I was fairly in- 
 toxicated with my own new power of sheer 
 impudence. 
 
 " Mr. Sharp," said I, " a permanent 
 position on a paper is a greater object to 
 me, at present, than maximum of com- 
 pensation, or leisure (!) I have no doubt 
 that I shall be able to give you satisfiiction 
 in any kind of writing, or quantity of 
 writing, suited to my abilities. But I 
 should like to know, of course, beforehand, 
 what you will expect me to do." 
 
 " Ex-actly," remarked he, twirling the 
 knife ui)on its point. " Well, in the first 
 place, we should expect you to give us a 
 fortnightly letter from Europe." 
 
 This took me all aback, and I could only 
 scratcli my ear and smile feebly. 
 
 " That's done easily enough, Glibun," 
 said pewitt, noticing my bewilderment. 
 " You needn't go out of this othce to do it." 
 
 "Certainly not," added Mr. Sharp, grin- 
 ning comically. " You've only to copy the 
 style of such letters in the dailies, and 
 n)ake out that everything is more so in 
 Europe — especially in England — ■ than it is 
 here. If you've read much of the foreign 
 correspondence of the dailies, you'll know 
 what I mean." 
 
 A light broke in upon my benighted 
 understanding as he spoke, and I grasped 
 the idea at once. 
 
 " Oh, yes," said I, winking vivaciously, 
 " I can do that, I thiuk." 
 
 "You must humor public sentiment," he 
 went on, "by continually insinuating, 
 rather than asserting, the superiority of 
 European society and literature over our 
 own; and avoiding all that might offend the 
 most fastidious." 
 
 " Of course ; I understand." 
 
 " We should also expect you to write up 
 our department headed ' Tlie Shooting Sea- 
 son.' Looking over the exchanges, — par- 
 ticularly those from the South and Cali- 
 fornia, — you would have to pick out all tJie 
 liveliest pistoling incidents, and work them 
 over in humorous style ; though, of coui'se, 
 in such a way as not to offend the most fas- 
 tidious." 
 
 I thought I could do justice to that, also, 
 and told him so. 
 
 " We should expect j^ou to furnish such 
 stories, poems, and minor essays as might 
 be required to fill the literary columns of 
 the paper each week." 
 
 Here I shrank, appalled, again; for how 
 was I to find time — not to speak of versa- 
 tilitj^ — for such a book-like job as that? 
 But once more my old school-mate came to 
 the rescue. 
 
 " You're to do it with scissors, you know," 
 he explained. 
 
 "Ex-actly," assented Mr. Sharp. " What 
 don't come in gratuitously from native tal- 
 ent, j-ou must scissor from English maga- 
 zines; being always very careful, of course, 
 to select nothing that could offend the most 
 fastidious." 
 
 " Oh, certainly, certainly! " 
 
 "Then, on the editorial page proper, we 
 should want one editorial a week, all the 
 j'ear round, on the certainty of a universal 
 war in Europe, overturning efiete despot- 
 isms, and resulting in universal republican- 
 ism. Also, one on British oppression in 
 Ireland ; also, a leader (until further orders) 
 pitching into Mealy O'Murphy and Plato 
 Wynne." 
 
 i felt the color flying out of my face at 
 that name, and was saved from an awkward 
 scene only by Mr. Sharp's complete misap- 
 prehension of the cause of my discom- 
 posure. 
 
 "You're thinking of libel, I see," he con- 
 tinued, Avith another comical grin; "but 
 we avoid that by the Cringerial Method. 
 If you're to come here," he added, strapping 
 his knife upon the sole of one boot, and 
 surveying me with grotesque gravity, "I 
 may as well tell you at once that General 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 211 
 
 Cringev is really a half-owner in our con- 
 cern. If it wasn't for that, we should sup- 
 port O'^Iurphy for the Senate. Wynne, as 
 everybody knows, is to lobby for him ; and, 
 as AVynne and I have been the best of 
 friends in private, for several years, I hope 
 he'll gain the day. That's between our- 
 selves, you understand. But, as I was sa.y- 
 Ing, General Criiiger owns half of us, and 
 we are obliged to support his candidate, 
 Mr. Crow. So, until the election at Albany, 
 you would have to make your leaders dead 
 against Wynne. Cringer is too busy now 
 to "write them himself, as usual ; but you 
 could easily follow the Criugerial Method, 
 and write as savagely as you pleased, with 
 perfect safety." 
 
 With enthusiasm materially abated, I 
 asked for some tuition in the Cringerial 
 Method. 
 
 " I'll give you an illustration," he replied, 
 pulling a written sheet from a hook above 
 his desk. " Here, for instance, is an article 
 against Senator Home, for opposing a gi-ant 
 of half a million of dollars to the Hibernian 
 Catholic College. Just listen : — 
 
 " ' True to the most infamous political an- 
 ' tecedents that ever covered a shameless 
 'intriguer with fathomless dishonor, Mr. 
 ' Senator Home has outraged every prin- 
 ' ciple of intelligence and humanity by op- 
 ' posing a reasonable grant of national aid 
 ' to one of the noblest institutions of our 
 ' land. Making a pretended respect for 
 ' pul)lic economy his hypocritical plea, he 
 ' insidiously throws himself across the path 
 * of that national generosity which would 
 ' sustain the institution dearest to the 
 'adopted citizen of the republic, and crowns 
 ' the wiles of a scoundrel with the frenzy 
 ' of an intolerant bigot. Fitting is such a 
 ' deed from one whose whole public career 
 ' has been but a succession of iniquitous 
 ' follies and imbecilities. In private life, 
 ' however, Mr. Senator Home is the honored 
 ' and revered epitome of every domestic 
 ' and social virtue. Noted no less for his 
 ' courtly ease in polished society, than for 
 ' his benignity as a husband and parent, he 
 ' thoroughly realizes in his person and at- 
 ' tributes that gentleman of the old school 
 ' whose refined presence is at once a com- 
 ' mentary and a sarcasm upon modern mau- 
 ' ners. The Hon. Mr. Senator Home is fifty- 
 ' three years old, but looks to be scarcely 
 ' thirty-five.' 
 
 " That's the Cringerial Method of doing 
 it," concluded Mr. Sharp, as he replaced the 
 paper on the hook; " and it never draws a 
 libel suit. The second part, you see, takes 
 back, as it were, all that you've said in the 
 first part, and leaves nothing to oflend the 
 most fastidious." 
 
 " I think," returned I, in great admira- 
 tion, " that the Method would reconcile a 
 man to any uumlier of attacks. I will take 
 the position and its responsibilities at once, 
 sir, provided we can agi'ee upon terms. 
 W^hat is the salary ? " 
 
 " Six hundred," was the answer. 
 
 " I'll take it." 
 
 " You shall have it." 
 
 Thus did I fall upon my feet. Thus did 
 reckless assurance promptly gain for me 
 what modest merit might have pleaded for 
 in vain. A raw, untrained young dablsler in 
 ink, I went, without half trying, into posi- 
 tion and power, while scores ofl^rofessional 
 veterans knew not where to look for the 
 next meal. But then, those veterans looiihl 
 drink ! 
 
 After handing the sketch I had brought 
 with me to my new employer, and seeing it 
 passed, without reading, through a square 
 hole in the wall to the printers in an ad- 
 joining room, I returned with Dewitt to his 
 own compartment, and freely gaxi^ way to 
 the exhilaration I felt. What mattered it 
 now w^ho I was, or what my antecedents 
 were? 
 
 " Glibun, take that chair of mine at the 
 desk," exclaimed Dewitt, pushing me into 
 it, "and let me sit on the papers. By 
 George ! you're the coolest, oldest hand I've 
 seen in an age. You've walked into an ed- 
 itorship as though it were a public house 
 soliciting your patronage ! Such luck I 
 never saw. Why, I thought I'd have to 
 speak for you, at least ; but I might as well 
 have been out of sight altogether." 
 
 "I confess myself sui'prised," answered 
 I, in a glow; "but you won't envy me, 
 Willie, when you hear that it's the first good 
 luck of my life. There's certainly an amaz- 
 ing amount of impudence in my undertaking 
 to edit a paper without one hour's previous 
 practice ; but I'll do it, as sure as you live ! 
 I feel it in me. Can you spare one of those 
 sheets of foolscap and a pen for half an 
 hour ? " 
 
 "Help yourself," said he, evidently at a 
 loss to know what to make of me. 
 
 " I'm going to try my hand at once on 
 that foreign letter," rattled I, dipping into 
 the ink ; and, like one possessed, I fell briskly 
 to work. 
 
 It was a moment of true inspiration, 
 superinduced by a fit of extravagant self- 
 satisfaction ; and, as the letter subsequently 
 made quite a sensation in pi'int, and assured 
 my success in the new vocation, it is entitled 
 to record here. Behold, then, the first of 
 my European essays : — 
 
 " (From our Special Correspondent.) 
 
 "London, 18 — . 
 
 "The sunlighted days and dark nights 
 " under which we are now passing in this 
 "part of the world make us realize that 
 " autumn follows summer, and that a man 
 " grows twelve months older with each ad- 
 " ditional year of his life. Whether one 
 " sails upon the damp waters of the Thames, 
 " or navigates the moist current of the 
 "Hudson, he is still pitiably sensitive to 
 " the degrees of heat and cold, — still draws 
 "his robes closer round him in October 
 " than in July, and still prefers comfort to 
 " discomfort. 
 
 " It is characteristic of Englishmen, how- 
 " ever, that thej'' never experience intense 
 
212 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 " chilliness in midsummer, and invariably 
 " find a glowing stove warmer in proportion 
 " to its quantity of ignited fuel. Not only 
 " are they habituated to these sensations, 
 " but they assiduously teach them to their 
 "children, whom they educate to believe 
 " that a too great degree of either heat or 
 "cold is unpleasant to the more exposed 
 " portions of the system. Hence, I have 
 " seen boys and girls in Devonshire shiver 
 " violently on first arising from their beds 
 " on January mornings, and complain of 
 " over-warmth when playing ' tag' in June. 
 
 " And, speaking of English children, it 
 " may not be out of the way to give j-ou a 
 " few carefully observed facts of their gen- 
 " eral early training ; than which I can con- 
 " ceive nothing more judicious andimprov- 
 " ing. After the lapse of a proper period 
 " from birth, the child of English parents is 
 " carefully weaned ; or, in other words, its 
 "gastric impulses are directed to other 
 " sources of internal nourishment than the 
 " lacteal fount of nature. Its nose is wiped, 
 "and face washed as often as necessary; 
 " water being used for the latter pui-pose, 
 " and a handkerchief for the former. In- 
 " stead of waiting until old age has set in, 
 " the English parent sends his offspring to 
 " school while it is yet a child; the object 
 "being to let the little one acquire the 
 "primary elements of education, such as 
 " reading pot-hooks, and simple addition. 
 "As the child grows up, consequently, he 
 " becomes larger in size, presents more 
 " surface for merited chastisement, eats 
 " more apples, and has more stomach-ache. 
 " In the mean time, however, the parent 
 " grows older; so that when an English lad 
 " is twenty years of age, his father is 
 "just twenty years older than he was at the 
 " birth of the boy. This is invariably the 
 " case in England, so far as I can observe, 
 " and accounts for the difference of years 
 " between parents and children, so often 
 " noticed in Europe. 
 
 "English daughters, unlike English sons, 
 "are kept in frocks until maturity; after 
 " which they also continue to wear frocks 
 " of various materials. Those of the poorer 
 " classes never wear expensive silks or vel- 
 " vets when engaged in toil; but on Sun- 
 " days and holidays they don dresses of 
 " fresher appearance, and often look quite 
 " clean. On the other hand, the daughters 
 " of the aristocratic classes never wear de- 
 " fective shoes, or patched calico dresses; 
 "but are attired in robes Avithout rips in 
 " them, and often purchase new bonnets 
 " and gloves. In fact, the whole domestic 
 " and social sj^stem of England is superior 
 " to our own; and what I have written of 
 " it may be perused with advantage by 
 " American parents and children alike. 
 
 " No other news occurs to me as worthy 
 "of chronicling for this steamer; but if 
 " anything fresh has happened, you will find 
 " full details of it, undoubtedly, in your 
 " foreign flies." 
 
 CHAPTER XXXIX. 
 
 BOBEUIAy GLASS. 
 
 AxD now, my dear Redundant Adjectives 
 and Conjunctions, must I indeed begin to 
 prune you ? Must I I'uthlessly cut you off 
 and cast you from me, because you w^ould 
 never be tolerated in a professional writer? 
 Must I suppress all the long- respired en- 
 thusiasm of nature for the measured prac- 
 ticalities of literary art, or submit to be 
 called "vealy" and "fresh" hj my new 
 associates and critics? Even as a rustic 
 nymph, who has lavishly adorned her locks 
 with wild flowers for her flrst visit to a ball 
 at the great house, turns chilled and dis- 
 mayed when told that such floral extrava- 
 gance will never do for fashionable so- 
 ciet}', — so do I turn dampened and abashed 
 at thouglit of sacrificing to approved style 
 that florid difl"usion so long the pride of my 
 heart. Even as a young swimmer, who 
 would joyously dive and dive again in the 
 untiring wave, reluctantly obeys the pro- 
 fessional bather ashore to be content with 
 but so many submersions, lest they should 
 perilously weaken him, — so do I unwill- 
 ingly heed the stereotyped journalistic rule 
 to take only so many conjunctive plunges in 
 an exhilarative idea, or come out of it hope- 
 lessly debilitated. 
 
 But Dewitt said that I reallj' must do it, 
 or the Bohemians of the other papers would 
 make life a burden to me. He said that I 
 must forever drop Isocrates and exaggerate 
 Aristotle, unless I wished to be a standing 
 joke with the Sunday papers, particularly; 
 and counselled me to write concisely what 
 I knew, or thought I knew, rather than 
 what I felt, or ought to feel. Only in mal- 
 edictory leaders, according to the Cringerial 
 Method, was any degree of enthusiasm ad- 
 missible. To display it in any other kind 
 of writing was to lower one's self to the 
 level of war correspondents and Harvard 
 graduates. For his own part, he — Dewitt 
 — found it good policy to affect a used-up, 
 rather insolent style in his dramatic criti- 
 cisms, cutting any little ii-repressible burst 
 of natural feeling into so many fragmentary 
 paragraphs, that it was like a full breath 
 chopped into coughs. 
 
 So instructed by my former school-mate, 
 and occasionally reminded of the exactions 
 of the most fastidious by Mr. Sharp, I did 
 not long work invita Minerva. Indeed, the 
 practice of a fortnight enabled me to take 
 pretty fair rank in "the mob of gentlemen 
 who write with ease," and the Earthquake 
 waxed lively with the most complicated 
 shocks I could devise. Our " Shooting 
 Season" grew into a marvel of humorous 
 chronicles, graphically delineative of South- 
 ern life; our Foreign Correspondence was 
 a continual revelation of court secrets and 
 European progress ; and our articles on the 
 impending Continental explosion kept con- 
 sular circles in a perpetual fever. The 
 British magazines were generally equal to 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 213 
 
 the task of furnishing such romance of fash- 
 ionable life abroad as our literary columns 
 required ; but when they now and then were 
 scant in that description of reading, I en- 
 couraged native talent to come out stronger 
 than usual for nothing, and threw additional 
 severity into the editorial ou English tyr- 
 anny in Ireland. In the Cringerial Metliod 
 of consigning political opponents to public 
 wrath and social admiration, I achieved 
 such honors that the General himself was 
 moved to visit the office late one afternoon 
 and make my acquaintance. 
 
 This remarkable man had been shown to 
 me on the public street, where, witli meas- 
 ured step, eyes thoughtfully downcast, and 
 right hand buried in the drapery of his 
 broad chest, it was his custom to invite 
 popular investigation at times. Never be- 
 fore, however, had the great victor in poli- 
 tics and faro come so near to me, and when, 
 after Mr. Sharp's introduction, he gave 
 me a paternal shake of the hand, I esteemed 
 his broad-brimmed hat and benignant coun- 
 tenance the very head and front of disinter- 
 ested greatness. 
 
 A desk for me had been added to the sim- 
 ple furniture of Dewitt's compartment, and 
 upon this I seated myself, somewhat flur- 
 ried, while the General and Mr. Sliarp took 
 the chair and the paper pile. In what par- 
 ticular army the celebrated man commanded 
 I have still to discover; but the military 
 authority of his shoulders was beyond ail 
 question, and, like everj'body else, I felt 
 myself to be a very raw recruit in his 
 presence. 
 
 " I have been telling Mr. Sharp," said he, 
 with a blanduess quite indescribable, " that 
 your articles upon the approaching sena- 
 torial contest, Mr. Glibun, are eminently 
 satisfactory to me, — eminently so." 
 
 "I write them to order, sir," said I, cau- 
 tiously. 
 
 " That is," observed General Criuger,' 
 smiling very sweetly, " you square them to 
 the policy of the journal with which you 
 ai'e connected. In doing that, however, I 
 hope that you do no great violence to your 
 own honest convictions ; for I shall be very 
 sorry to be the occasion, in my political re- 
 lations, of anything at war with frankness 
 and openness in the censorship of the press." 
 " Or anything otfeusive to the most fas- 
 tidious," added Mr. Sharp, who was grace- 
 fully cleaning his nails. 
 
 "Precisely so, Mr. Sharp," pursued the 
 General. " I want to impress it upon my 
 young friend here (I have stolen a few mo- 
 ments from pressing engagements for no 
 other purpose) that the style of argument 
 which my editorial friends are pleased to de- 
 nominate my ' Method,' is always in keeping 
 with the amenities of private life, and, in the 
 present instance, particularly, severe only 
 as a wholesome public sentiment dictates. 
 Political difl'erences should never, in an}' 
 case, be allowed to embitter private rela- 
 tions, nor violate the sanctities of private 
 
 domestic virtues of the most virulent politi- 
 cal opponent, however uncompromising may 
 be our simultaneous denunciation of his 
 political tortuosities." Here General Criu- 
 ger paused a moment to beam gratuituous 
 justice to all men; and then added, "Be- 
 sides, it prevents the bother of libel suits." 
 This last sentence startled me from a 
 beautiful dream of Utopian magnanimity 
 into which I was falling; but the great man 
 lulled me again with a fatherly pat upon the 
 knee, and went on, — 
 
 "The Honorable Mealy O'Murpliy may be 
 as honest with his packs of cards up-town, 
 as any Wall Street magnate is with his list 
 of stocks down-town. Therefore we say 
 of Mr. O'Murphy, in his private capacity, 
 that he is the soul of honor and the friend 
 of Ireland. But, in the same breath, we as 
 justly remark, that Mr. O'Murphy is coarse, 
 ignorant, and ruffianly, to an extent utterly 
 disqualifying him for a seat in the august 
 senate, and that he is an unmitigated scoun- 
 drel for pretending to it. Of his great sup- 
 porter and manager, Plato Wynne, we first 
 hazard the opinion that bribery and corrup- 
 tion are the sole means he employs as leader 
 of the depraved Demolition party in this 
 great city; and wind up with the candid 
 admission, that no more fascinating arbiter 
 rle'jantiarum, or courtlier gentleman, than 
 Mr. Plato Wynne, is known to the most 
 select circles of metropolitan society." 
 
 The perfect enjoyment of his own even- 
 handed justice with which General Cringer 
 said this, made me almost ashamed to follow 
 it with a petty objection. It was upon my 
 tongue, however, and I gave it vent, — 
 
 " To be frank with you, sir, I shall not be 
 sorry when Mr. Wynne can be left unmen- 
 tioned. His wife is a lady whom I once 
 thought a great deal of; and, though I know 
 what he is, it comes awkward for me to 
 write attacks upon him for print." 
 
 " Young man, the feeling does you credit," 
 said the General, patting me on the knee 
 once more; "but, in journalism and poli- 
 tics, private inclinations must be held sec- 
 ondarj' to public interests. Why, my dear 
 young friend, Mr. Wynne has been the par- 
 ticular associate of Mr. Sharp and myself 
 for years ; and were not a great national 
 principle at stake in the coming contest, 
 Mr. Sharp and I would sustain Mr. Wynne 
 against all odds." 
 
 "I would back him, single-handed!" 
 struck in Mr. Easton Sharp, with tempestu- 
 ous animation. " I'd guarantee him to be 
 the ruin of any man ! " 
 
 This fine tribute to the merits of an ab- 
 sent friend caused the faces of both gentle- 
 men to light with an expression of the 
 liveliest approbation, and led me to imagine 
 that a superior capacity for spreading ruin 
 must involve some subtle element of virtue. 
 Dewitt happening to arrive just then, 
 General Cringer patronized him with a pro- 
 tecting nod, and arose to go. 
 "You two young men have eminence be- 
 
 life. Hence, I counsel final justice to the fore you," was the parting blessing heaped 
 
214 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 upon us. " Be honest, be fearless, be stu- 
 dious. I said tliat to a young friend named 
 Stiles, a few years ago, and now he holds 
 an honorable ollice in the service of his 
 country. Good-day, gen-tle-men." 
 
 As Ir" passed all'ably iuto the outer office, 
 attended by the proprietor of the Earth- 
 quakr, Dcwitt rolled up his eyes and shrug- 
 ged his shoulders, like one who acknowl- 
 edged a remarkable dispensation and de- 
 spaired of doing justice to the benefaction 
 intended. 
 
 " The old man knows how to soft-soap all 
 hands," said he, " and there's something in 
 it, too. He's carried the State half a dozen 
 times by sheer force of soft-soap ; but things 
 look squally for him this time." 
 
 " lias his candidate got the worst of it, as 
 matters rest now? " asked I. 
 
 " I should think so. The legislature is 
 about evenly balanced as to parties ; but 
 O'Murphy will spend money, and Crow 
 won't. b'Murphy will pledge himself to 
 anything, and Crow is all highmindedness. 
 Besides, Wynne can control the whole dele- 
 gation from this city at the start ; and Criu- 
 ger will not only have to get his majority 
 out of the country members, but also to 
 take the risk of paying something out of his 
 own pocket." 
 
 " He'll be able to do the last," remarked 
 I, " if the story of that great game at 
 O'Murphy's is true." 
 
 " Some people think that game was a 
 turning point for Wynne," rejoined Dewitt, 
 thoughtfully, " and Cringer will make a des- 
 perate tight. It's my own opinion, however, 
 that the cards will be too much for the old 
 man this time. But bother politics ! " he 
 exclaimed, impatiently. " If you're through 
 for the day, let's go up and see the boys at 
 Solon Tick's. There'll be quite a party of 
 them, for they expect those two fellows who 
 arc just home from Europe." 
 
 This proposition was agreeable to me ; for 
 I had already seen enough of Bohemiauism 
 to feel an anticipating relish of its free-and- 
 easy customs. I did not bother m3'self to 
 care who the two expected fellows were, 
 taking it for granted that their foreign ex- 
 periences had not made them widely difler- 
 ent from such of their supposed kind as 
 sauntered into the Earthqnake office now and 
 then with manuscripts to be refused. So, I 
 briskly acquiesced in the dramatic editor's 
 sugge^.ti(m, and we started off in the early 
 twilight for Mr. Tick's hospitable halls. 
 
 " Now, Glibun, I want to ask you one 
 question," said Dewitt, as we lounged along 
 Broadwav , — "How are you ofi' for soap, 
 to-day?""* 
 
 To which I answered, that my purse was 
 decently lined. But why did he ask? Could 
 I ol)lige him with a temporary loan? 
 
 •• No, thank you," returned he; " I don't 
 
 * The use of the term "soap" in this sense is 
 classical. When Demetrius I'oliocretes sent a purse 
 of two linndred aiui iil'ty talents to tlie luxurious 
 Lamia, he delicately informed her that it was merely 
 " for soap," Hence the modern sapouism. 
 
 want to borrow just now. But the com- 
 pauy we're going to will expect you to stand 
 a little treat as a new-comer. I thought I'd 
 post you." 
 
 Appreciating his friendly forethought, I 
 assured him that I was quite ready to do the 
 proper thing; and, with the full contidence 
 of men not unprepared for anj^ emergency, 
 we turned into the cross-street where Solon 
 Tick possessed his local habitation. 
 
 That the latter had originally been a pri- 
 vate abode only, was evident from the mod- 
 est and homelike style of the house ; but 
 Mr. Tick's genius had turned the front par- 
 lor into a snug bar and chop-room, wherein 
 divers little oak tables, dining-chairs, a large 
 clock, several fruit-pictures, and a liquor 
 counter not unlike a coffin in its tone, invited 
 persons of a retiring disposition to refresh 
 themselves in quiet. A bald-headed gentle- 
 man of irascible aspect at one of the tables 
 was the only customer in sight; but sounds 
 of talking and laughter were audible from 
 beyond the folding-doors, and suggested 
 that the back parlor might be more thickly 
 inhabited. Presiding at the funereal bar was 
 a fleshy, florid, coatless little man, whom 
 Dewitt straightway addressed, — 
 
 " How are you. Tick? " 
 
 " As well as could be expected," replied 
 Mr. Tick, as though speaking of Mrs. Tick 
 under interesting circumstances, — " as well 
 as could be expected, Mr. Dewitt. Your 
 servants, gents." 
 
 "School's in already, isn't it, Tick?" 
 queried the dramatic, editor, looking toward 
 the folding-doors. 
 
 " Some of them are on hand, — Mr. Church, 
 Mr. Gushiugton, Mr. Steele, Mr. Scribner, 
 and one or two others, I believe," answered 
 the proprietor, nodding in the same direc- 
 tion. 
 
 " All right, then," returned Dewitt. " If 
 Hardley Church is here, the rest won't be 
 far behind. This way, Glibun." 
 
 "-Step in, gents," concluded Mr. Tick, 
 hospitably, " and kuock on the table when 
 you want the waiter." 
 
 Returning to the hall, and passing farther 
 toward the rear of the house, we entered 
 the back parlor and found ourselves in the 
 presence of the incipient symposium. 
 Seated on either side of a long, oak diuing- 
 table, with mugs of ale before them and 
 wooden pipes between their teeth, were half 
 a dozen heavily-clouded gentlemen of va- 
 rious ages, whose unstudied attire and 
 spacious foreheads were intrusively literary. 
 All were talking and gesticulating at once 
 when we appeared; but, at sight of my 
 companion, a tall, thin, round-shouldered, 
 sharp-eyed elder, with a nose like an eagle's 
 beak and beard and hair streaked with gray, 
 rapped on the table for order, and directed 
 attention to us. Then everybodj' greeted 
 Dewitt, who promptly introduced me; and 
 in less time than it takes to tell it I was 
 seated amongst the economical revellers, 
 and knocking magniticently for the waiter. 
 A flue literary instinct told me that I could 
 
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 215 
 
 not distinguish m3'self in that way too soon 
 for my own credit. The young man who is 
 uot prepared to drink deep himself, and of- 
 fer others fiicllities for inexpensively doing 
 the same, has no kind of business with the 
 Pierian spring. 
 
 lu short, i ordered ale for all, thereby 
 bringing myself into immediate favor with 
 popular gentlemen, of whom the following 
 notes may as well be made at once : — 
 
 Mr. Hardley Church, as before stated, was 
 long, stooping, and gray, with a perpetual 
 twinkle of kindness in the sharpness of his 
 eyes, and an odd mixture of discontent and 
 philosophy in the many nervous lines of 
 his face. His forte in letters was a kind 
 of atheistical sophistry, which made pun- 
 gent reading, but did not return much in- 
 come. 
 
 Mr. Gushiugton, aged about thirty, wore 
 his black hair down to his shoulders, like a 
 converted Indian, and was chronically af- 
 fected with an incredulous smile. He be- 
 lieved all men and women to be virtuous 
 only as they missed opportunities to be oth- 
 erwise ; and wrote sarcastic poems and 
 criticisms for the weekly press. 
 
 Mr. Steele's face and head were so closely 
 ctepped that none could tell how old a boy 
 he was, but rumor made him about twenty- 
 one. Adapting plays from the French for 
 the theatres, he was kind enough to put his 
 own name to them, and passed amongst 
 Sunday critics and provincial stars for a 
 tremendous genius. 
 
 Mr. Scribner was a short, frail youth, of 
 tender years apparently, and wore his yel- 
 low hair tumbled into as many radiating 
 spikes as plentiful sprinklings of water 
 would develop, it being his idiosyncrasy to 
 esteem it luxuriantly curly. He did books 
 and the opera for an ajsthetical weekly. 
 
 Next to him sat little Mr. Bird, with dusty 
 brown hair and the foggiest little blue eyes 
 ever known to wakefulness. His weak- 
 nesses were poetical comparisons of ditler- 
 ent imaginary magazine ladies with difler- 
 ent kinds of wine ; and as he was known to 
 be a favorite with the young fairies of a 
 Centre Street bookbindery, and had been 
 seen to drink several glasses of elderberry 
 cordial, there were suspicions of truth in 
 some of his verses. 
 
 Dewitt's left-hand neighbor, Mr. Fox, was 
 an athletic, sandy-haired writer of anything 
 that would pay, from an attack on an oppo- 
 sition dictionary down to a spurious tele- 
 graphic market report. He translated from 
 the Greek and German, too (by the aid of a 
 cheap and broken-down school-master who 
 drank), and acquired some grace of bearing 
 from an honest conviction that half a dozen 
 theatrical ladies fought for him. 
 
 In such company (having learned their 
 peculiarities before seeing them) did I sit 
 down to my first dissipation in Bohemia, 
 and right willing Avas I to be accepted by 
 them as a comrade. They were free, reck- 
 less fellows, whose past histories w^ere 
 nobody's business ; and what material dif- 
 
 ference, or superiority, could be claimed for 
 me, now? 
 
 "Do you know, gentlemen," cried I, when 
 the waiter brought my ale order, " it strikes 
 me that we ouglit to do something for the 
 house in the way of eatables? Dewitt and 
 I have touched no supper yet, and if you'll 
 join us we'll practise a little in the knife 
 and fork manual." 
 
 " A genuine inspiration, per Jovem! " ex- 
 claimed Church. " I don't mind admitting 
 that the subscriber breakfasted with Democ- 
 ritus to-day, and kept an appointment for 
 dinner with Duke Humphrey. Mr. ' M. T. 
 Head,' the humor of your ' Sir Single's 
 Bridal ' is simply inimitable, and I'll take a 
 ham omelet myself! " 
 
 " Sirloin and celery for me," said Dewitt. 
 
 "Poached eggs on toast," ordered Mr. 
 Gushington ; and he had barely uttered the 
 words when the other gentlemen were cho- 
 rusing the whole bill of fare at the agitated 
 waiter with a vehemence eloquent of recent 
 fasting. There was, indeed, a positive 
 frenzy about this part of the performance 
 which made me secretly rejoice that Mr. 
 Tick's establishment did not deal heavily in 
 the fancy-game line. From the devouring 
 expression of Mr. Fox's eye, it was plain 
 that he would have been equal to any num- 
 ber of woodcocks, had those nourishing 
 birds been attainable at ray expense. 
 
 The compliments lavished upon me as a 
 humorist and an editor, by these hungry 
 wits, were spiced with no more irony than 
 was absolutely requisite to save my mod- 
 esty; and when Mr. Scribner fraternally 
 asserted, over his half-dozen roast, that my 
 paragraphing was really much less coarse 
 and trashy than some he had seen, my de- 
 light in the tribute made me hot in the face. 
 As for Mr. Gushington, he, indeed, seasoned 
 his poached eggs with the audible reflection 
 that certain persons thought they could buy 
 the press, at any time, with a glass of beer; 
 but this was manifestly intended as an arch 
 pleasantry, for he privately requested from 
 me the loan of a dollar before the evening 
 was out. It is but just to admit, however, 
 that I was chiefly indebted for the favor in 
 which I found myself to the open-handed 
 approval of Church, whom the rest seemed 
 to regard as a kind of leader. Nothing 
 could be franker than that philosopher's ex- 
 pressed determination to remain my bosom 
 friend so long as I had a shilling, and he 
 called Steele and Fox to witness the con- 
 tract. 
 
 But our party Avas far fi'om complete then ; 
 for when the door presently opened, and I 
 expected to behold the two returned travel- 
 lers, there entered, instead, a gentleman and 
 a lady. The former in flowing yellow hair, 
 Byron collar, and spectacles, was Mr. Nemo, 
 city-editor of the Morning Dog, who excused 
 himself (mere literary mechanic as he was) 
 for coming into such intellectual company, 
 by serving as cavalier to the brilliant and 
 erratic Miss lona Hart. Of course, l)eing a 
 newspaper man, I was familiar with the^ 
 
216 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OE, 
 
 stories, verses, and ti*anscendcntal dramatic 
 criticisms of the saucjf lona, but never be- 
 fore had I liiiown her by sight. 
 
 "Ah! here's our own queeu," cried 
 Churcli, springing to his feet; and we all 
 arose to render homage. 
 
 Putting the now superfluous Nemo behind 
 her, as tliough he were Satan, Miss Hart 
 accepted a hearty kiss from Church, shook 
 hands with all the rest, including me, and 
 permitted the philosopher to conduct her to 
 the head of the table. Then, when we were 
 all seated again, not excluding Mr. Nemo, 
 she tossed bonnet and shawl away, and 
 asked where " Wild and Baby" were. 
 
 "Haven't come yet, my enslaver," an- 
 swered Church, whom I begau to envy. 
 
 She was handsome. Luxuriant tresses 
 of jet, sparkling l)lack ej^es, dimpled chin, 
 and an English form of the healthiest type, 
 constitute the loveliest angels of gas-light ; 
 and Miss Hart knew how to give such 
 charms all the piquant finish of tropical hues 
 in dress. There was, to speak freely, a touch 
 of the actress in her semi- masculine basque- 
 coat of purple, trimmed Avith pink binding 
 and steel buttons; but then her air and re- 
 marks were informed with a girlish simplic- 
 ity not to be associated with the theatres. 
 
 Hardly was she instated, though, Avhen 
 the popular light comedian, Mr. Drinkard, 
 came in, escorting the equally popular Miss 
 Leggett, — both of King's Theatre. The 
 popular light comedian was a bleachy blos- 
 som of fat features and kinky black hair, on 
 a parent trunk not unlike the dummy of a 
 fashionable tailor's shop ; and his plump 
 demoiselle looked as though she might be 
 his blonde sister, in her regular stage cos- 
 tume of singing chambermaid. 
 
 Fresh enthusiasm marked the welcoming 
 and chairing of this second couple, — Miss 
 Leggett carrying lier flaxen ringlets and 
 bare white arms to a seat next Miss Hart. 
 
 Then, for the third time, the door opened 
 again, to admit Acton AVild, late foreign 
 correspondent of the Daily Bread, and his 
 boon comrade, Gwin Le Mons. 
 
 I knew my old playmate the moment I 
 laid eyes on him. He was no other than 
 " the iSaby " I had heard of more than once 
 in Bohemia. There he was, indeed, going 
 around tlie table with Wild, to shake the 
 two outstretched hands of each boisterous 
 friend in turn. The healthy bloom of boy- 
 hood had gone from his cheeks, leaving 
 them tinged with hectic spots instead ; the 
 riotous brown locks had civilized into the 
 coils and partings of the hair-dresser; the 
 laughing eye had quieted to a look almost 
 moody; and the green jacket with pearl 
 buttons gave way to a rakish sporting- coat 
 of claret hue; but Gwin Le Mons was not 
 to be mistaken by Avery Glibun. I waited 
 silently for him to reach me, noting, mean- 
 while, that everybody seemed to pet him, 
 and that Acton Wild was a rather dissipated- 
 looking, black-eyed youth, much given to 
 mustache, frilled bosom, and profanity. I 
 expected my old playmate to be as pleased 
 
 at the meeting as I was, and, Avhen he finally 
 got to me, I sprang up, regardless of ob- 
 servers, and fairly clasped him in my arms. 
 
 "My goodness!" he exclaimed, pushing 
 me rudely oil", amidst the laughter of the 
 whole crew. " What ails you?" 
 
 " Gwin ! " cried I, amazed and mortified. 
 
 "Hal-loo!" he drawled; "I believe I do 
 know you, now. How are you, Glibun? 
 Haven't seen you for some time. Wild, let 
 me introduce you to Mr. Glibun. Knew 
 him when he was a boj^ ! " 
 
 I shook hands with Mr. Wild very hearti- 
 ly, to hide my confusion, and gained him an 
 opportunity to be quite humorous about the 
 meeting of two life-long friends, who hadn't 
 heard of each olher since infancy. 
 
 " You're lookiug well, Ave," said Gwin, 
 carelessly. 
 
 " And you are not," returned I, shortly. 
 
 " No ; I'm half dead with ' Coughs, Colds, 
 Consumption,' as the advertisements saj'," 
 he answered, and went around to a seat be- 
 side Church. 
 
 It needed not the satirical nods and laugh- 
 ter of the table to teach me that I had been 
 badly snubbed, and, for a moment or two, I 
 was inclined to make a scene of it by rush- 
 iug indignantly from the room. Being ^- 
 couraged, however, by a look of sympathy 
 from Miss Hart, and a whispered " Take it 
 coolly," from Dewitt, I suddenly assumed 
 an exaggerated, don't-care demeanor, and 
 loudly insisted upon calling for refresh- 
 ments. 
 
 Need I say to those who understand the 
 thii'sty literary character, that tliis proposi- 
 tion brought me into favor again? Need I 
 saj that the clamor and laugliter of those 
 reckless souls gave way at once, and for a 
 time, to serious consideration of what 
 should be imbibed next? The ladies thought 
 they would try milk punches, — very weak; 
 the gentlemen agreed to toast " M. T. Head," 
 in beverages varying from brandy to soda- 
 cocktail; and all said " Ay" to my princely 
 suggestion of almonds and raisins to com- 
 plete. The waiter came and went, and 
 came again, until the banquet was served. 
 I led a toast to "the ladies," with my eyes 
 particularly directed to Miss lona Hart ; and 
 the conversation began to be characteristic 
 of a high-toned literary company. 
 
 " Now, Mr. Wild," cried Miss lona, ad- 
 dressing Gwin's adopted brother, and toss- 
 ing her curls bade of her shoulder to give 
 me full view of a maddening cheek, " I want 
 to know if there's any chance in Europe for 
 me. Does the London Times want a Fash- 
 ion-editress ; or is Blackwood looking for a 
 sharp writer on American societ}^? " 
 
 " And dues Drury Lane want an ' unri- 
 valled delineator of female Yankee charac- 
 ters ' ? " chirped Miss Leggett. 
 
 "No hope over there for any of us," an- 
 swered Acton Wild, with a languid travelled 
 air. " Baby and I had hard work to make 
 the English Bohemians believe that we 
 Americans ever did anytliing more in litera- 
 ture, on this side, than pirate their books, 
 
betwI:en two fires. 
 
 217 
 
 aud appropriate their newspaper and maga- 
 zine articles. Wlij^ tliey won't give us 
 credit even for understanding the language, 
 you know. And as for American actresses ! 
 
 — well, the most of them could get to court 
 more easily than into a decent tlieatre. Pro- 
 fessional jealousy is simply Infernal there." 
 
 " It's crushing, you see," added Mr. 
 Drinkard, who had once gone first-cabin 
 across the Atlantic, in pursuit of an engage- 
 ment, and returned in the steerage, with an 
 unpaid board-bill for baggage. 
 
 *' Then you and I, Hart, had better stay at 
 home, still, and keep Mr. Church steady," 
 giggled Miss Leggett. 
 
 " Churcliy, you incorrigible old beau!" 
 said Le Mons, slapping the philosopher on 
 the shoulder, " are you never going to let 
 any one else have a chance with the women 
 of America ? Wh.y, you're as old as Ilesiod's 
 crow, and ought to be thinking of your lat- 
 ter end." 
 
 "Ah, Baby," retorted Church, affection- 
 ately squeezing Gwin's arm, " the subscriber 
 will outlast 3"ou, if you don't do something 
 for that cough of yours." 
 
 I noticed then, aud afterwards, that they 
 all seemed to adopt a particularly kind, pet- 
 ting manner toward Gwin, as though none 
 of their literary jealousies could include 
 him : and Church and Wild, especially, ex- 
 plained by their actions the unanimous sen- 
 timent that had procured for him the ca- 
 ressing and protecting title of " Baby." I 
 noticed, too, that he frequently coughed in 
 a low, hacking way, aud that "his voice be- 
 came weak very quickly. 
 
 " By the way. Baby," cried Dewitt, wink- 
 ing at Church, " did you finish that novel 
 of yours while you were across the water? " 
 
 " No, Will; i hadn't time," replied Gwin, 
 looking vexed. "But you needn't laugh 
 so, you Archilochus, you! I'm going to go 
 right at it next week." 
 
 "Will Dewitt, you shan't tease him so 
 about that book ! " exclaimed lona Hart, as 
 she threw a handful of almond shells at the 
 ofi"ender. "He's promised me to finish it 
 this year, and I won't have him teased about 
 it any more." 
 
 " Are you writing a book, Gwin? " asked I. 
 
 " Oh, yes, of course I am. That is, I've 
 got the plot all laid out, and as soon as I 
 have a fair chance — oh, bother the book! 
 I'll finish it yet ! " 
 
 He seemed to be half amused, half impa- 
 tient, under the question, and I had a shrewd 
 suspicion that the novel in question was 
 that stereotyped "Book" by everybody 
 which is never, never finished in Bohemia. 
 
 " He's talked about it, aud planned it, and 
 dwelt upon it, for three years, — poor Baby ! 
 
 — but I don't believe he's written the first 
 line yet," whispei-ed Dewitt. 
 
 Wild now ended a noisy conference on 
 late English comedies with Steele, Gush- 
 ington, and Fox, to turn his attention 
 once more toward our end of tlie board. 
 "Church," he inquired, pulling his mus- 
 tache, "is your fortune nearly made yet? 
 28 
 
 Steele tells me that you've been trying your 
 hand at a play for Maggie Dalen. That 
 looks like a pretty severe case of hard-up, — 
 don't it ? " 
 
 Ilardley Church turned very grave of 
 countenance at this remark, and spoke ear- 
 nestly in reply, — 
 
 " Yes, young man, that's what it really is. 
 It was a toss-up whether I should go to the 
 almshouse, or write a phi}', and the play 
 won it. Whether Maggie Avill keep it or 
 not is yet to be seen. If she don't, the 
 subscriber is sorry for his landlord and 
 laundress, — that's all. If you happen to 
 know anybody who believes in an overrul- 
 ing Providence " (here I saw Gwin look 
 very intently at Church)," just point me out 
 to him as a particular victim of that celes- 
 tial agency. Everything turns unlucky for 
 me. But then it's the same with all but 
 some half a dozen native writers in New 
 York. The newspaper offices are all packed 
 fall of foreigners, — Englishmen, Irishmen, 
 Scotchmen. And nice specimens they are ! 
 The literary critic of one daily is an Irish- 
 man who ran away from home with another 
 man's wife and purse ; the dramatic critic of 
 another left Dublin under such constabular 
 circumstances, that, even now, lie don't dare 
 to wear his own name ; the Englishman who 
 does the European articles for another was 
 a porter in a warehouse three years ago. 
 And the papers and departments not person- 
 ally run by all sorts of foreign ragamuffins 
 are filled up with stealings from the first 
 English periodical that comes along. Look 
 at Nemo over there, for instance, — an Irish- 
 man ! " 
 
 Finding himself thus tremendously dragged 
 from obscurity, the luckless city editor made 
 a feeble efi"ort to show some spirit. 
 
 " I'm as good a man as you. any day," he 
 retorted. " I've got a clear record myself, 
 and my father was in a bank." 
 
 "To be sure he was," rejoined Church, 
 " and they nabbed him before he could get 
 out again." 
 
 Mr. Nemo took this as personal, and was 
 apparently about to rise, when the laughter 
 of the company and the request from Miss 
 Hart that he would " not make a perfect 
 goose of himself," induced him to retire out 
 of notice again with a ghastly smile. 
 
 "The Yankees," I veiitured to say, " ought 
 to teach us New Yorkers a lesson. See 
 how those New England writers manage to 
 keep their ground against cheap, or stolen, 
 foreign competition, by sticking to each 
 other." 
 
 "That's it! " cried Fox, suddenly coming 
 into the conversation. " Instead of picking 
 at each other, as we New York Bohemians 
 do, those eastern fellows pufl" and puIT each 
 other at every turn, until they're actually 
 leading the literature of the whole country. 
 That, too, when their best things are re- 
 hashes of the English poets, or of Coiute, 
 and Carlyle." 
 
 "The Yankees," proclaimed the philo- 
 sophical Church, " are the Bacons of this 
 
218 
 
 AVERY GLIBUIT; OR, 
 
 continoiil ; ' the wisest, brightest, meanest' 
 of American-kind. They do everytliing by 
 macliinery, those fellows, from cliopping 
 wood and starting a train of cars, to cliop- 
 ping logic and starting a train of thought. 
 In tlie words of a popular work, ' They have 
 hands, but they handle not; feet have they, 
 but they walk not; neither speak they 
 thi'ough their throats,' — but through their 
 noses." 
 
 "You seem to forget, Mr. Church," I 
 observed, " that our greatest of modern 
 transcendental philosophers is a Yankee." 
 
 (I was really distinguishing myself just 
 then, for the ale allected my head.) 
 
 '* That same philosopher's philosophy 
 amounts to just this," returned Church, 
 filling a pipe from his tobacco-pouch; "he 
 goes out to sea in the language, touches 
 irresolutely at two or three scattered islands 
 of meaning, and then goes down with all 
 standing. That's what transcendentalism 
 amounts to." 
 
 At this juncture the ladies protested that 
 they were heartily tired of hearing old 
 Churchy "publishing;" whereupon the talk 
 went off into nonsense of the liveliest sort, 
 running chiefly on theatrical events and 
 personages. It came out that Church's new 
 play was called " Tomyrus," and that it was 
 founded upon the chronicles of the Ama- 
 zonian Massagetas, as given by Herodotus. 
 Steele and Miss Leggett had never heard of 
 Tomyrus before ; but that did not prevent 
 their jokes at the philosopher on his selection 
 of what tiiey called " Heathen heavy-weight " 
 for a melo-dranie ; and the philosopher was 
 finally led into promising the actress a copy 
 of the First Act next day, if she would get 
 upon the table and give us a singing jig for 
 which she was famous. Taking liim at his 
 word the fair Leggett ordered everybody 
 save Miss Hart to retire from the table to 
 the farthest limits of tlic room; and then, 
 mounting by a chair to the proposed stage, 
 she actually w'ent through an Irish song 
 and shufiliug dance over the confused array 
 of dishes, almond shells, and empty glasses. 
 
 Great applause greeted this performance, 
 from everybody save lona Hart; who, in 
 fact, scarcely looked at the actress at all 
 during the dance. But when Mr. Drinkai'd, 
 the popular light comedian, subsequently 
 mounted the same boards and sang a comic 
 song, her loudly expressed approval made 
 Mr. Nemo turn purple with jealousy. 
 
 There was not much of the Parisian Bo- 
 heme in the curious scene ; there was little 
 in it to remind a traveller, or literary stu- 
 dent, of that dauntless intellectual democ- 
 racy which first heartily rallied in the France 
 of Louis Philippe, when the amalgamated 
 Faubourg and Chaussee d'Antin constituted 
 an aristocracy too thoroughly snobbish to 
 associate any social value with genius ; yet 
 was it truly " Bohemian " in the cosmopoli- 
 tan sense of the term. Free and careless 
 mortals were these in Mr. Tick's back par- 
 lor; livingby their wits ; dining with no less 
 zest to-day because not knowing where the 
 
 morrow's meal was to come from : frater- 
 nizing with actor, singer, and politician, 
 alike; worshipping the brother wiuj had 
 risen from the ranks, and keeping close fel- 
 lowship with him whose mediocriry, or de- 
 moralization, doomed him to remain Bohe- 
 mian forever; jolly good fellows; claqueurs 
 but one degree removed from loafers ; — all 
 life, love, and carelessness, — no money! 
 
 The withdrawal of chairs from tlie table 
 and lighting of pipes giving more freedom 
 for general intercourse, I improved tlie op- 
 portunity to saunter about from one group 
 to another and become better acquainted 
 with my new friends ; but it was not long 
 before Ilardley Church privately suggested 
 to me, that, as a novice in the ways of that 
 particular world, I might like to accompany 
 liiin to the front room and be formally intro- 
 duced to SolonTick. Promptly undei'stand- 
 ing this as a delicate method of saying 
 that I might as well pay my score at once, 
 I went with him like a lamb, and had the 
 honor of knowing the proi^rietor more inti- 
 mately. 
 
 " Tick," said the philosopher, vivaciously, 
 " this is Mr. Glibun, of the Earthquakp, and 
 one of us. I authorize you to give him 
 whatever he pays for." 
 
 "Ha! ha!" laughed Mr. Tick, cheerily; 
 for he saw that I held a pocket-book ; "I'm 
 always happy to oblige your friends, Mr. 
 Church ; " and he obliged me by taking the 
 money I tendered. He took it, too, with a 
 feverish nervousness, as though not quite 
 accustomed to such prompt payment from 
 men of genius, and perceptibly trembled 
 when rubbing my score from a slate under 
 the bar. 
 
 "Thei'e's a little something against the 
 subscriber, too, for the early part of the 
 evening, I think." observed Mr. Church, 
 with two fingers in his near vest-pocket. 
 
 "Ha! ha! ha!" laughed the proprietor, 
 rubbing his hands like one thrilled with 
 unexpected good luck, and gazing at the 
 fingers with sparkling eyes, "I don't know 
 but there is, Mr. Church." 
 
 Out flew the fingers from the pocket with 
 — a tooth-pick between them ; and Hardley 
 Church addressed Mr. Tick in the following 
 concise and poetical phrase, — 
 
 '■'■Trust me, Clara Vere de Vere, — as 
 usual." 
 
 Something like a groan disguised in a 
 cough accompanied the host's effort to 
 make the words "witli pleasure" sound 
 hopefully, and the philosopher and I re- 
 turned in haste to our friends. 
 
 Said friends, however, were then prepar- 
 ing to separate for tiie night. The ladies 
 had resumed their bonnets, the gentlemen 
 were refilling their pipes for the street, and 
 both ladies and gentlemen were saying the 
 most witty and humorous things they could 
 think of by way of leaving good impres-. 
 sions. The procession to the sidewalk had 
 plenty of laughter and parting phrases for 
 music, and from the foot of IMr. Tick's 
 stoop our company broke away in allinitive 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 219 
 
 divisions. Cliurch and Nemo escorted Miss 
 loua Hart away; Fox and Drinkard pro- 
 tected Miss Leggett on lier lioraeward jour- 
 ncj', and INIessieurs Scribuer and Bird tlnt- 
 tered congenially oil" together toward their 
 lodgings in a Bowery boarding-house. The 
 rest of us marched conjointly as far as 
 Broadway, in close and measured Indian 
 file ; ):>ut "there Dewitt and I felt imi:)elled to 
 part with our companions. 
 
 Not that we sliould have experienced 
 anything else than true enjoyment in going 
 farther w ith them ; for Messieurs Gushing- 
 ton, Steele, and Scribuer had that day dis- 
 covered a particular block of nobby resi- 
 dences where ash-barrels might be over- 
 turned and door-mats exchanged with fine, 
 humorous effect, — and would have had us 
 proceed with them, before retiriug, to their 
 intended consummation of those practical 
 witticisms. 
 
 CHAPTER XL. 
 
 BACK-AXD-RUI.V BOW. 
 
 GwiN Le Mons's manner of greeting me 
 had given my best feelings a deeper cut than 
 I chose to admit even to myself; and, of 
 course, I had no inclination to let others 
 speculate upon the wound which lona Hart's 
 quick eyes had so soon discerned and pitied. 
 His vagabondizing abroad has made a snob 
 of him ! was my first indignant thought ; 
 but the gentler emotion of regret inspired 
 me when I noted how ill he looked, and 
 how all humored and petted him. Never- 
 theless, he had pointedly repulsed me under 
 the most humiliating circumstances, and if 
 we were to have any association in future, 
 the advances must come from his side. 
 Upon that I was determined ; and, in rigid 
 observance of it, I not only saluted my old 
 playmate very distautly when next we 
 chanced to be iu the same company, but 
 also refrained from mentiouing his name to 
 any of our mutual literary acquaintances. 
 Certainly no one took the trouble to men- 
 tion him to me until a week after our little 
 dissipation at Tick's, when Church — who 
 had visited the Earthquake office, to either 
 sell a manuscript or borrow three dollars 
 from me — happened to mention him as a 
 fellow-lodger. Rendered particularly genial 
 by my gracious concession of the desired 
 loan, the grisly philosopher exhibited a 
 deep interest in n}y domestic welfare, and 
 wished to know my home address. On 
 hearing that I lodged in Warren Street, he 
 spoke slightingly of that part of the town, 
 and urged me to make a sociable move. 
 
 " Come up to Benedick Tkice," said he, 
 persuasively, " and take a I'oom in the same 
 house with Fox. and Le Mons, and Steele, 
 and me. lona Hart boards in the second 
 block above us, Gushington lives just around 
 the corner, and the climate is salubrious. 
 The house is all let out in lodgings, to lit- 
 
 erary fellows, young lawyers, and Dr. 
 Mitchell's medical students, and the terms 
 are easy. What do you say to it? " 
 
 " Will Dewitt advises me to trj^ a second- 
 class hotel for a while," responded I, tui'ning 
 uneasy under his ver}' quizzical look. 
 
 " Because then you won't be in the middle 
 of a continual panic in the money market," 
 quoth Church, poking me in the ribs. " So 
 Dewitt has been posting you about Bo- 
 hemia, eh? He's been putting you up to 
 his own old-fogy style of Miss Nancy- 
 ism." 
 
 Dewitt had unquestionably advised me 
 to avoid a too great intimacy with the im- 
 pecunious fraternity, unless I wished to 
 start a Disinterested Loan and Trust Com- 
 pany, for the benefit of general mankind, 
 and I blushed guiltily when the philosopher 
 stated it thus. 
 
 " I knew that was it ! " pursued he, poking 
 me again; " and, to speak fraukly, Dewitt 
 has acted like your friend. But I've taken 
 a liking to you, myself, and I'll tell you how 
 it shall be. You come to our house, and 
 Til see that nobody sponges on you — but 
 myself. You're luckierthan most of us poor 
 devils, — in having a regular salary, I 
 mean, — and you ought not to be unaccom- 
 modating to your friends. What do you 
 say now?" 
 
 There was something about this old phi- 
 losopher that drew me to him, despite all 
 good counsel ; and, as I looked upon his 
 gray hairs aud wrinkled face, and reflected 
 that he must often go hungry to bed, there 
 arose within me such an excuse for his bor- 
 rowing that I could no longer refuse. 
 
 " I think I'll try Benedick Place, for a 
 while, at any rate," said I, Avith a laugh; 
 "for you Bohemians would be down here 
 with your manuscripts, if I wasn't up there 
 with my trunk." 
 
 " wise young judge ! " cried the philos- 
 opher, iu profound mock admiration of my 
 penetration. " How much more elder art 
 thou thau thy looks I " 
 
 In this style was I persuaded, against ray 
 better judgment, to become housemate to 
 the most improvident fellows in the world. 
 I may add, however, that my room in Ben- 
 edick Place (near what is now called Univer- 
 sity Place) was much pleasanter than any I 
 had previously occupied, aud that Hardley 
 Church did indeed protect my pocket from 
 all hands but his own. Ilomelessness is 
 the first condition of Bohemianism. De- 
 witt had a proper home, and, bj'^ the stable 
 attraction of that noblest centre of gravitj"-, 
 was withheld from going farther than the 
 verge of Bohemia. I had required less than 
 a month of life in New York lodgings to 
 make me a vagabond at heart, and more 
 willing than I was myself aware, perhaps, 
 to fraternize indiscriminately. 
 
 Despite my own vagabondage, however, 
 I was not without a certain lazy wonder- 
 ment at the adoption of that kind of life by 
 Gwin Le Mons. I thought, indeed, with 
 some earnestness, of him iu that conuec- 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN: OR, 
 
 tion, on the iiioment of entering the public 
 door of the great bricli house in Benedick 
 PLice, to occupy my new room upon the 
 third floor thereof for the first time. That 
 he lived there was the immediate suggestion 
 of both street and house to me that even- 
 ing, and speculations upon the whereabouts 
 of his mother and sister abstracted me 
 more and more as I plodded up the long 
 stairways and through the long passages. 
 So pondering, and taking little heed to my 
 steps, a lap in the matting on the second- 
 floor hall proved a snare to my feet. Trip- 
 ping full force upon it, I went plunging awry 
 against the nearest door; and that door, 
 being only half latched, gave me a treach- 
 erous fall into the room it belonged to. 
 
 AVild flourishes with my arras saved me 
 from complete prostration on the occasion ; 
 but, as the door flew open, I was revealed 
 kneeling upon the mat at its threshold, after 
 the manner of some frantic monarchical 
 subject who had eluded all the guards of 
 the palace and now urged his petition in the 
 very bed-chamber of royalty itself. 
 
 The speedy operation of regaining my 
 feet gave me just time enough to note a 
 seated figure, with its head apparently rest- 
 ing upon its arms on a table. Standing 
 erect, I had further opportunity to see the 
 head raised, and recognize the features. 
 There was no mistaking that St. John face 
 and golden hair, though, like their owner's 
 dress, they were notably disordered; but, 
 beholding them in that place was somewhat 
 akin, in my mind, to beholding a super- 
 natural apparition. Owing, however, to a 
 tolerable familiarity with odd occurrences, 
 I was not compelled thereby to either start 
 or gape, but evinced my high breeding in a 
 prolonged whistle. 
 
 "This is a rather unexpected meeting, 
 Avery Glibun," observed the former mon- 
 itor of Oxfoi'd Institute arising and giving 
 me his hand. He was as calm and collected 
 about it as though he had indirectly ap- 
 pointed to meet me there. 
 
 " It certainly is," returned I, stiffly; " and 
 I have to apologize for the clumsy accident. 
 I ti'ipped on the matting out there and was 
 thrown against your door." 
 
 " If you are not hurt, the accident was 
 fortunate, for me, at least. I am glad to 
 see you." 
 
 " Thank you," I rejoined, ugly memories 
 and my old antagonism rising within me ; 
 "but I will not take further advantage of 
 the accident than to excuse myself and bid 
 you good-evening." 
 
 "Then you regret our meeting," he 
 quickly remarked, before I could turn upon 
 my heel. 
 
 "I can think of no particular reason for 
 being gratified with it," said I, nettled at 
 the placidity which was so characteristic 
 of the former young apostle. " It is a long 
 time since I saw j'ou last; but I can still 
 remember the good turn I owe to a prom- 
 inent member of j'our famil)'. I have no 
 especial grudge against you, personally. 
 
 Mr. Reed; yet you — are associated with 
 scenes not pleasant to recall." 
 
 " Please sit down for a few moments," he 
 requested, drawing a chair for me. 
 
 "You are very polite, Mr. Reed, but — " 
 
 " Do it to oblige me, Aver}-. I ask it as 
 a favor." 
 
 I noticed his worn, disordered appear- 
 ance more particularly now, and might have 
 melted toward him, in his seeming trouble, 
 but for that old, instinctive antagonism. 
 
 "If you persist in taking advantage of 
 my unlucky accident," was my ungracious 
 answer, " I will do as you desire." And I 
 sat down. 
 
 lie then resumed his own chair beside 
 the table, leaned his head wearily upon his 
 hand, and regarded me with thoughtful 
 and — I thought — troubled look. 
 
 " If I can make any reparation to j^ou for 
 my father's errors," he said, xcry earnestly, 
 " let me do so. I will do anything you ask." 
 
 " Look here, Ezekiel Reed ! " I exclaimed, 
 with rude passion; "the errors that come 
 under the head of Attempted Murder are 
 not to be preached away. Of .you I want 
 nothing but avoidance. I never liked you, 
 and I tell you so frankly." 
 
 It was not in human nature, however 
 saintly, to keep the flush of indignation 
 from those milky cheeks, or the fire of 
 wounded pride from those womanish blue 
 eyes; but both were gone again in a mo- 
 ment. 
 
 " Do you know how my father has suffered 
 since then ? For years ? " 
 
 " I have heard that your step-father did 
 not die on the Summit, as he deserved; and 
 that he went mad. I am sorry to sjjeak 
 about him in this way to you, but you drag 
 it out of me." 
 
 "Avery," said Reed, without change of 
 tone, position, or look, "you are able to 
 use a man's reason now, if your passion 
 permits, and should be able to exercise a 
 man's judgment over the things j'ou so bit- 
 terly remember. I ask you, then, whether 
 you, as a just and thinking man, can stiU 
 regard my unhappy father as the principal 
 of a wrong in which he was only a helpless 
 tool?" 
 
 " AVhat do you mean?" cried I, angry, 
 but impressed strangely. 
 
 " This," responded he; and he raised his 
 liead and spoke sternly ; " that the unfortu- 
 nate man, whose misery finds so little 
 mercy with you and others, was made what 
 he was, and is, by your own father!" He 
 did not stop to give me time to fiercely 
 deny what I felt to be a miserable truth. 
 "But we will leave that with God. I am 
 sorry that you have forced me to say it at 
 all. I wish to speak with you of an entirely 
 difl'crent matter. You thought it strange 
 that I did not express more surprise at 
 your appearance here." 
 
 " That's of no consequence now, sir," I 
 replied, twirling my hat. "Just be good 
 enough to state your business as brieflj- as 
 possible." 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 221 
 
 . "I have been inquiring and looking for 
 you some time," he went on, resting his 
 head again; "and learned this morning, 
 from an acquaintance upstairs, that you 
 Avere coming here to lodge. I saw by a 
 paragraph in one of the papers that a per- 
 son bearing your assumed name had ob- 
 tained an editorship, and I had before 
 heard, from the casual remarks of the 
 acquaintance I have mentioned, that Avery 
 Glibun was your true name. So, you see, I 
 was not altogether unprepared for your 
 appearance, accidental as it was." 
 
 " Your interest in me and my affairs is 
 very flattering," was my ironical response. 
 But I couldn't help wondering, though, 
 what he could so particularly want of me. 
 
 " I wished to talk with you about an old 
 friend of yours, Gwin Le Mons." 
 
 Surprised out of all anger in a moment, I 
 leaned back in my chair, and gave my whole 
 attention to the speaker. 
 
 " For a long time," pursued he, distinctly 
 and steadily as though he read, " for a long 
 time I boarded with your friend's excellent 
 mother, in Fourth Street, and was so kindly 
 treated, so generously confided in, by that 
 lady and Miss Le Mons, that all their afl'ec- 
 tions, feelings, and interests, became, as it 
 were, my own. I found that they had a 
 great sorrow; their only son and brother — 
 an old playmate of yours, as they told me — 
 had become alienated from them by dissi- 
 pated associates, — especially by one un- 
 principled young man named Wild, — and 
 had finally gone off to Europe without even 
 bidding them good-by. Some unnatural 
 disagreement with his mother seemed to 
 have been one reason alleged by the young 
 man for his conduct; but his sister, appar- 
 ently, retained a strong hold upon his affec- 
 tions through all, even though her exem- 
 plary piety could not influence his misguided 
 mind. He has lately returned, I hear, to 
 New York; is in this house, in fact; and 
 still neglects his home. The already bleed- 
 ing hearts of his mother and sister will be 
 broken if this continues ; and, as I have 
 reason to believe that any personal effort on 
 my part would be angrily received by him, 
 I have sought for yun, iu the hope that you 
 would exert your influence with him." 
 
 Curiosity and surprise were equally ex- 
 cited in me by this statement, to the exclu- 
 sion of all previous emotions. A loving 
 pity for Gwin accompanied a better feeling 
 toward IJeed, and I answered the latter in a 
 kinder tone than my past language could 
 have led him to expect. 
 
 " Gwin has made no effort, since his 
 return, to renew our boyish friendship; but 
 I shall not hesitate, Ezekiel, to be at him 
 about this at once. Poor Gwin ! I thought 
 he seemed unnatural in some way. He is 
 certainly ill, too. Are his mother and 
 Conny well ? " 
 
 "They were when I left them, — in all 
 but that." 
 
 " Conny makes quite a handsome girl, I 
 suppose." 
 
 " She is beautiful as she is good." 
 
 "Phew!" said I, beginning to feel quite 
 good-natured, and wisliing that he would 
 not shade his face quite so much with his 
 haud. " Perhaps you have a particular 
 reason for taking such an interest in Gwin, 
 Mr. Ptced ? " 
 
 "No; you are mistaken," returned he, 
 quietly. " I did forget God's purpose for 
 me so far as to love Constance, and tell her 
 of it; but she was truer to her duty than I 
 to mine." 
 
 The simplicity of the confession, in that 
 calm, uncomplaining tone, made it pathos 
 to me. Taken, too, in connection with the 
 dejected attitude in which I had found him, 
 and the repressed melancholy of his whole 
 appearance, it sounded like an echo from 
 some solitude of suflering. 
 
 " Reed," said I, moving nearer to him, 
 and touching his disengaged haud, " I'm 
 afraid that I've been unjust to you, old 
 fellow. Y'ou were not to blame for what 
 your step-father did, and you were per- 
 fectly riglit about my own father's inhu- 
 manity. To be honest with you, I'm soured 
 against everybody connected with my boy- 
 hood, because I never knew what it was to 
 be treated like a child. I've had an outcast, 
 despised, dog's life of it ever since I was a 
 baby. If you can take that as an excuse for 
 my snarling just now, here's my haud." 
 
 He shook it warmly, but without raising 
 his head, and I then noticed, for the first 
 time, that a felt hat on a chair near him had 
 crape upon it. 
 
 " Y"ou have lost some near relative, lately," 
 I added, quickly and remorsefully. 
 
 " Yes," said he, retaining my hand; " my 
 sister died last week." 
 
 " AVhy didn't you tell me that, before I 
 insulted your grief with my rufliauism ? " 
 
 " She had been an invalid long, and was 
 glad and prepared to die," he answered. " I 
 sliould be selfish and ungrateful to grieve 
 for my dear sister." 
 
 " Can it be, then, that Conny's — " 
 
 "No!" he exclaimed, in sudden vehe- 
 mence, at the same time throwing back his 
 head and giving me a wild look. " Do you 
 feel kindly enough toward me to really care 
 what my trouble is ? " 
 
 " Try me, and see." 
 
 " Well, then, you shall know it," he cried, 
 with trembling lips anH a manner singularly 
 changed. " I am distracted, Glibun, with a 
 new and awful trouble. My poor father has 
 escaped raving mad from the asylum, and 
 can nowhere be found. My God! my God! 
 why hast thou forsaken me ! " 
 
 " I'^ou shock me ! " I exclaimed, grasping 
 both his feverish hands. "When did this 
 happen?" 
 
 "Yesterday." 
 
 "How?" 
 
 " They can only say that an old colored 
 man, who had long haunted the outside of 
 the asylum, was there yesterday morning 
 about the time ray father escaped, and must 
 have helped him away." 
 
AVEEY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 " An old colored man? " 
 "Yes. Old Taller. Long ago the black 
 saw me in tlie street, questioned me about 
 my father, and has been hanging about the 
 asylum ever since. lie told me at the time, 
 in a confused way, that he was living in 
 some wrctclied quarter of the city; but 
 who can say where? My father may be 
 sick — dyiug — at this moment, in some 
 miserable den, like a wild beast ! " 
 
 "I know where Old Taller is!" cried I, 
 scarcely less frenzied than he. "In Cow 
 Bay, at the Five Points." 
 
 lie shrank from me for a moment, and 
 then hastily asked how I knew. 
 " I once saw him there." 
 
 Up spi'ang Reed, nearlj' overturning me 
 in the act, and snatched his hat from the 
 chair. 
 
 " I must let the police know of this in- 
 stantl}'," were his hurried words; "they 
 have been looking for him on the west side 
 of the city." 
 
 " But," said I, recovering my scattered 
 senses, " it was several years ago when I 
 saw him thei'e." 
 
 "He's there! he's there! I can feel that 
 he's there ! You'll excuse me. I must not 
 lose a moment," and the inexplicable mortal 
 was gone. 
 
 Left again in one of those odd situations 
 which had so often made me their sport, I 
 rubbed my eyes, rul^bed my hands, and sat 
 gazing at the gas flare for some moments 
 before I could make anything probable of 
 what had occurred. My own momentary 
 excitement by sympathy with Reed's start- 
 ling outbux'st made me the more confused in 
 thinking of it, and it was with an uneasy 
 sense of having in some way contributed to 
 a great trouble, that I finally turned down 
 the light, slipped from the room, and re- 
 paired in haste to my own chamber above. 
 
 In the morning I went down there again, 
 and found the gas still burning, — everything 
 as I had left it. He had not returned. At 
 night it was the same. And when I inquired 
 for Gwin, amongst the Bohemians of my 
 floor, intending to remonstrate with him at 
 once on his cruelty and folly toward mother 
 and sister, they told uie that he had just been 
 hurried off to Washington on special busi- 
 ness for souie paper. 
 
 In truth, it seemed as though the unpre- 
 meditated interview was fiited to have no 
 sequel whatever; and, after being haunted 
 by recollections of it for three clays, I deter- 
 mined to think no more about it. But ou 
 the fourth evening Reed entered my room 
 almost as abruptly as I liad entered his, and 
 stood before me like a ghost. 
 
 "Have you found him?" I asked, in- 
 stinctively. 
 
 " Tes." 
 
 " AThere?" 
 
 " Where you directed me to look. I want 
 you to go there with me immediately. I 
 have come from my father's death-bed to 
 call you." 
 
 The ghastlincss of his face, the solemn 
 
 light in his eyes, and the awful character 
 of the summons, paralyzed my will and 
 tongue. I felt that I must go with hiin. 
 Every faculty expressed that, and that 
 alone; and, witliout another word, 1 arose, 
 took my hat, and followed him from the 
 room. That his look, though, rather than 
 his language, produced this peremptory 
 eflect upon me was soon to appear likely; 
 for when we had taken seats in a Iiack in 
 waiting, and his face no longer caught the 
 light on it, my wits returned, bringing a 
 sharp spirit of reI)ellion with tliem. 
 
 "I believe you've bewitched me," I said, 
 as the vehicle started. " What does all 
 this mean ? " 
 
 " I have told j^ou," he answered, drawing 
 a deep sigh. "My flither is dying, and 
 wishes to see you. I believed that you 
 could not refuse the request of a dying man, 
 even though he had injured you." 
 
 Then, v.'itli his hand on my knee, and his 
 voice weak with repressed misery, he told 
 me how he had gone with the police to the 
 darkest haunts of crime and starvation, and, 
 after days and nights of relentless search, 
 had found the poor maniac in the garret of 
 the old negro. Escaping from the asylum, 
 whose authoi'ities had been deceived into 
 temporary laxity of discipline by his sinni- 
 lated fltness for such indulgence, the crazed 
 school-master had been joined outside the 
 walls by his former slave, and conve}'ed 
 swiftly away to tiie den of the latter at the 
 Points. There, a terrible fever had seized 
 him, and, when discovered by his step-son, 
 he was too ill to be removed. The fever it- 
 self was leaving him then, and carrying his 
 life with it; but, in the last hours of mortal 
 existence, reason had returned ouce more, 
 bringing remorse for its past abuses. The 
 dying man had plaintively called for his wife 
 and forme, imploring our forgiveness. The 
 wife was his no longer, but the old pupil 
 might be summoned. 
 
 "But why," I asked, "should the black 
 play such a part ? " 
 
 "Because, in his ignorance, he attached 
 an exaggerated idea of wrong and persecu- 
 tion to what he considered the forcible im- 
 prisonment of his master. Added to this 
 was an affrighted and remorseful conscious- 
 ness of having once struck that master, and 
 a yearning to atone for the deed by some 
 act of devotion. Poor father ! all have not 
 been unfaithful to you because of your 
 sins." 
 
 Feeling quite incapable of even an attempt 
 to console my companion, I expressed tlie 
 incapacity by a sigh, and gave a half-listless 
 attention to objects outside the hack. We 
 were jolting down Leonard Street at the 
 moment, already ci'ossing the scummy outer 
 circle of the foul maelstrom of iniquity once 
 hiding me in its pestilential heart. Rags, 
 rum, and ruin began to lap me in again on 
 evei'y side, and sights and sounds of despair 
 witliout God to revisit my shrinking senses 
 like taunts of past horror. The same reek- 
 ing kcunels and cellars still blotched the 
 
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 noisome gloom of those tottering cofllns of 
 the soul with their bleary lights, streaming 
 ill and out Avith the poor lost creatures who 
 drank' lunduess and crime from their pol- 
 luted springs. At sashless windows and on 
 tumbling stoops appeared shadowy skit- 
 terus and sots, shrieking coarse salutes, or 
 howling ribald songs ; and as the carriage 
 plunged from one swamp of filth to another, 
 in passing an end of the blighted " Park," 
 the impish progeny of the Points swarmed 
 under and around it like the very corruption 
 of life stirred up from teeming decay. But 
 for the officer of police who rode on the 
 box with the driver and held his club ever 
 ready to beat down the first matted head 
 that came too near, more than one knot of 
 jeering ruflians would have revenged the 
 intrusion of such a vehicle by dragging us 
 out by the throats. As it was, yells and 
 oaths greeted us from every groggery and 
 cellar-way, and when we turned into Cow 
 Bay, one creature, — a half-naked woman, 
 ' — tried to thrust her screaming babe through 
 the sash at which my face appeared. 
 
 And when the hack stopped, and I fol- 
 lowed Ezekiel Reed from it, what a climax 
 came through sight to feeling as I found 
 myself standing before that very tenement 
 in Rack-and-Ruiu Row, where Reese and I 
 had lived and Oldeu Grey had died ! In a 
 kind of incredulous stupefaction I stared 
 up at the looming rain of a house, which 
 seemed to shiver in the wind like a freezing 
 beggar, and fight convulsively with it for 
 its miserable tatters of shutters. 
 
 "Here? " I ejaculated. 
 
 " Yes," was the whispered answer. " You 
 need not be afraid. This way. The hack 
 will wait for you." 
 
 Shame at being suspected of cowardice 
 prevented any farther questioning on my 
 part, and I bade him lead the way. 
 
 Up tlie half of a step-ladder to the high 
 stoop again, and along halls and stairways 
 thronging with ghosts for me. Along and 
 up, past the old dens and scenes, to the lad- 
 der trained to the old loft. Up the ladder, 
 and — 
 
 There, on a pallet under the window in 
 the roof, laid the man with whom I had 
 once before been in company on the verge of 
 death. Ghastly and frightful he was then, 
 in all the frantic despair of wrong avenging 
 wrong; and doubly frightful to me, in that 
 I i*ead my own death in his storm-lighted 
 face; but now, in his gaunt hideousness 
 and Avhiteness, he looked like his former 
 self and me revenged to death upon himself 
 — like the retribution of murder too merci- 
 less to exact life for life and become in it- 
 self an awful existence. The shaved head, 
 the bloodless face, seamed and drawn into 
 an appalling mask, the skeleton outline of 
 ■ the bedclothes, — were an awful transfigura- 
 tion of Roderick Birch. 
 
 Seeing this, I felt, rather than saw, also, 
 that a figure like a large ape sat on the floor 
 near the bed's head, Avith its knees drawn 
 up to its chin ; and that a stern-looking man, 
 
 with the air of a physician, stood motion* 
 less on the opposite side of the dying. 
 
 The standing figure whispered something 
 to Ezekiel Reed, who bent for a moment 
 over the dreadful spectre on tlie pallet, and 
 then motioned for me to draw nearer. 
 Mechanically I obeyed, ni}' heart rising in 
 my throat when the glazing eyes of the 
 school-master slowly opened, and stiiiened 
 upon me. 
 
 " Say to him," said Ezekiel Reed, in the 
 tone of one praying, — "say to him what 
 God bids j^ou-say." 
 
 Forcing my fascinated gaze from the bed 
 to the floer, I falteringly uttered words 
 which seemed to come to me by rote, — 
 
 " Mr. Birch, I am very sorry for you. I 
 truly forgive you for any harm you tried to 
 do me when I was a boy at your school. I 
 am satisfied that you were driven to do 
 what you did by the wickedness of those 
 connected with me. In that sense, I need 
 forgiveness from you, perhaps." 
 
 Spasmodically raising my look to that 
 terrible face again, I had perception enough 
 in my horror to fancy that the sunken eyes 
 were gentler, but, alas ! it was the leaden 
 dulness of the last cold sleep con)ing into 
 them. Ezekiel Reed, too, had marked the 
 change, and threw up his arms in a frenzy 
 of grief. 
 
 " Too late ! " he wailed. " My father ! my 
 father ! you have not heard ! " 
 
 Sinking upon his knees beside the pallet,, 
 and pressing his clasped hands against his 
 breast, he watched in mute and rigid agony. 
 
 And the ape-like figure, too, — the old 
 negro who, in his servile devotion, had 
 brought the poor maniac hither as to a sure 
 refuge from all persecutors, — arose to his 
 knees and stared in trembling afiright. He 
 had found this deserted garret one day iu 
 his search for a hiding-place where the min- 
 ions of the prison would not thiuk to look 
 for their rescued victim, and held it thence- 
 forth against all comers, like a snarling 
 wolf, until he had brought his master there. 
 In the dull, yellow light of the two caudles 
 on the table against the wall, his wrinkled, 
 black face, dripping with the damps of ab- 
 ject terror, was like the first vision of the 
 lost in another world. 
 
 " Mr. Reed," said the physician, " it is a 
 mercy that your father has lost conscious- 
 ness, lie will now die without pain. Your 
 affliction seems to be a peculiar and terrible 
 one, but it is the Almighty who sends it, 
 and you should try to resign 5'ourself to his 
 will. From what T have seen of your con- 
 duct in this extraordinary and fearful trial, 
 I feel that I need not remind you of that 
 hope, through Christ, which should be a 
 support to you as a Christian son." 
 
 At the words, Ezekiel slowly arose to 
 his feet, and turned to the speaker a coun- 
 tenance in which fanatical resolve struggled 
 convulsively with outraged nature. 
 
 " Yes, doctor, you are right," he answered, 
 in a husky, unnatural voice. " I must be 
 resigned. I must even take strength from 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 •what I sec here, to make my own life an 
 expiation, by sacrifice, of the sins my father 
 cannot repent for himself. How soon will 
 he die?" 
 
 "Very soon, Mr. Reed." 
 
 "You can do no more?" 
 
 " I cannot." 
 
 "0 my mother!" cried the young man, 
 raising eyes and hands to heaven in a kind 
 of hysterical transport, "bear witness that 
 I have been true to him you loved, and that 
 I will be true to him still ! " Then, looking 
 mournfully from the doctor to me, and point- 
 ing to the negro, he added, — " We two will 
 do the rest." 
 
 Moved by a common instinct, the doctor 
 and I exchanged glances for a moment, and 
 then proceeded noiselessly together toward 
 the door. Gaining which, I turned for a 
 last look, and saw tliat Ezekiel Reed was on 
 his knees again, with hands clasped against 
 his breast. 
 
 In silence we descended through the teem- 
 ing abode of want and misery, passing two 
 policemen who seemed to be stationed in the 
 halls to enforce quiet, and reaching the street 
 without encountering aught to disturb the 
 gloomy current of our thoughts. A second 
 hack had arrived for the doctor, but we ex- 
 changed a few words before parting. 
 
 "This is a very strange case," observed 
 the kindly man of medicine. "I do not 
 know what to make of it. Arc you at lib- 
 erty to enlighten me ? " 
 
 " I fear not, doctor." 
 
 "Pardon me, then, for asking you, sir. 
 My interest in a very singular young man 
 overcame my professional discretion. As 
 you appear to have a hack of your own, I 
 will bid you good-night, sir." 
 
 He sprang into his vehicle without more 
 ado, and I into mine. The drivers, and the 
 very horses, seemed eager to get out of Cow 
 Bay as soon as possible, and the clatter of 
 hoofs and wheels was like the quickening 
 sounds of departure from a funeral and a 
 newly-filled grave. 
 
 CHAPTER XLI. 
 
 BEHIND TUB SCENES. 
 
 Ezekiel Reed never returned to Bene- 
 dick Place. When my wits were sufl[iciently 
 concerted again to reconsider calmly the 
 distempered events last described, I expe- 
 rienced a temporaiy yearning toward the 
 only familiar of my younger days who was 
 not intolerably disreputable ; but still calmer 
 second thought made me doubt whether, 
 after all, I could find anything more con- 
 genial than tacit sanctimonious reproach in 
 his companionship. In the end, therefore, 
 I was content to think no more about him, 
 save as I had pledged myself at his request 
 to expostulate with Le Mons. For a week 
 my newspaper work was oppressive in its 
 tone of jaded mentality, and Dewitt plainly 
 
 imparted to me his belief that I was "going 
 it strong " with the Benedicktines. For a 
 few niglits I was afflicted with ghastly 
 dreams. But the impressions created in my 
 mind by tlie miserable death of the ex- 
 school-uiastcr soon grew faint, and blended 
 with my general passive sense of unblessed- 
 ness. 
 
 Church, Steele, and Fox lost no time in 
 adopting mj'' room as a common lounging- 
 place, where they might smoke their pipes 
 and freely ci'iticise absent friends. Thither, 
 too, they occasionally brouglit divers va- 
 grant artists, players, and knowing gentle- 
 men about town, who were pleased to con- 
 sider it a friendly thing in me to send out 
 for crackers and beer, and not unfrequently 
 repaid my hospitality with pencil caricatures 
 of myself, gallery tickets, and solicitations 
 for memorial locks of my hair. There were 
 moments when I had irritable qualms about 
 being identified with such " shiftless " soci- 
 etj^ ; but quick would come the recollection 
 that I had no business to feel any pride in 
 myself; and then I would riot with them to 
 their own eclipse. The three worthies first 
 named seemed proper sources of the pre- 
 paratory information I had resolved to ob- 
 tain before addressing Le Mons on the sub- 
 ject of his truancy from home, and to them 
 i appealed, passingly, one evening, after the 
 theatre, for what were their knowledge and 
 views of "Baby." Each had a separate 
 opinion, of course, of his literary incapaci- 
 ties, but in affection for him personally their 
 unanimity was complete. He was a prime 
 fellow; he was always ready for anything; 
 he travelled with Wild; and he'd been talk- 
 ing about writing a book ever since he be- 
 gan to scribble for the papers. His family 
 were all blue presbyteriaus, and he'd cat 
 clear of them. He had a good education 
 and some talent, but not enough energy to 
 make anything of himself. In any other 
 kind of company this last deficiency would 
 have been reprobated as almost a crime, but 
 these poor fellows were just enough, from 
 their own experiences, to mention it ten- 
 derly. 
 
 A lack of that concentrative force of char- 
 acter which is requisite for the creation of 
 all honorable and distinguishing success in 
 life, too often meets reproof and contempt 
 as a voluntary fault, when it should really 
 be tolerantly regarded as an involuntary 
 misfortune. Energy is one degree of genius, 
 nor can it, any more than the latter excep- 
 tional power, be a common possession. It 
 is not synonymous Avith industry, or perse- 
 verance, though necessary to render them 
 greatly successful ; and if it has not been 
 born in a man, all the cultivation in the 
 world will not develop it within him. Its 
 deficiency is a misfortune in this sense, that, 
 whosoever feels it not to be his, has proof 
 thereby that nature inexorably designs hira 
 for those humbler grades and occupations 
 of life which lead to neither fiime nor for- 
 tune, and that all his cflbrts to escape such 
 predestination must be futile. Energy, or 
 
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 225 
 
 ■waut of encrgj', is simply Nature's impera- 
 tive predilection for greatness, or humble- 
 ness. 
 
 I had suspected, from my own observa- 
 tions, that Le Mons lacked energy, without 
 which a literary life is particulai'ly hopeless. 
 No other kind of life makes more demand 
 upon that quality, and, at the same time, no 
 other life tends so insidiously to undermine 
 it through early physical deterioration; and 
 to undertake it without energy was to in- 
 sure disappointment, failure, and slow tor- 
 ture unto death ! 
 
 Gwin returned from W^ashington in dis- 
 grace, licport in our circle said that he 
 was recalled for drunkenness. Knowing 
 which room he occupied, I went to it early 
 on the morning after his arrival, determined 
 to " catch him in." He was still abed, and, 
 on seeing me enter, after I had mercilessly 
 knocked him into bidding me do so, turned 
 scarlet with vexation. 
 
 "Well ! " said he, rising upon his elbow, 
 " what is the row?" 
 
 " The row is, that I'm determined to have 
 a talk with you, Le Mons," I said. " Shake 
 hands with me." 
 
 He did so with bad grace, and petulantly 
 desired to know if my own room was in 
 flames. 
 
 '• Now, don't be ill-natured, old man," said 
 I, drawing up a chair. " I've resolved not 
 to let another day pass without inquiring 
 what grudge you hold against me? When 
 we were boys together we were close cro- 
 nies, and even at this distance of time I 
 have enough of the old love left to feel hurt 
 at a snub from you. If I have accidentally 
 ofl'ended you in any way, tell me how^" 
 
 "Your grandmother! I've never said 
 anything about having a grudge against you, 
 Glibun." 
 
 "Am I to understand, then, that it was 
 nothing but wanton whim made you cut me 
 in that style at Tick's ? " 
 
 "You can understand just exactly what 
 you — " He caught himself, broke into a 
 frank smile, and impetuously added, — " Oh, 
 bother all this highfiilutin ! The fact is, 
 Glibun, I was afraid of what you might say 
 to me if I didn't put on airs. I didn't know, 
 yet, that you were one of us, and thought 
 you might want to preach." 
 
 ' ' Preach ! What about ? " 
 
 "Why," rejoined he, coloring, "about 
 mother and Conny. Y'ou've found out, of 
 course, that I don't go home ? " 
 
 "Yes," said I, cautiously, "I could tell 
 that much from finding you in Benedick 
 Place." 
 
 "Y"ou think the blame's on my side, of 
 course ; I can see that in your looks. 
 Mother and Conny have been giving me a 
 character, I suppose." 
 
 " There you're mistaken, Le Mons. I 
 have never seen either of them since I was 
 a boy. But I must say that I'm sorry to see 
 you acting such an unnatural part." 
 
 "There it goes again!" groaned Gwin, 
 throwing himself back upon his pillow in 
 29 
 
 boyish despair. " A fellow must always 
 keep tied to his mammy's apron strings, or 
 every old granny has to interfere." 
 
 " That's complimentary," said I, laughing. 
 
 " I do declare ! " lie went on, clasping his 
 hands over his head, "there's no end to the 
 sermons I catch from everybody. Even 
 Zona Hart had to bore me about the same 
 thing before I'd been home from Loudon 
 a week. Leggett will be lecturing me 
 about filial duty next, and then Maggie 
 Dalen, and then old Church himself! As 
 for you, Glibun, I wonder you don't turn 
 Methodist parson — " 
 
 Here the poor fellow was seized with a 
 violent fit of coughing, which left him too 
 much exhausted to complete the seutcnce. 
 
 "O Gwin!" I cried, in a sudden terror,, 
 " that cough of yours goes right through 
 me. Can't something be done for it? How 
 can you abuse yourself as you do, with your 
 wild life, when a little care might do sa^ 
 much good ? " 
 
 "Don't let's talk about it," returned he,- 
 pressing a hand against his racked lungs ^ 
 "It's only a cold. I've been going it to* 
 fast, lately, but now I'm going to be re- 
 spectable for a while." 
 
 " And go home," I added, pleadingly. 
 
 "To be scolded and preached to death! "" 
 he exclaimed, in a tone of peevish irritation.. 
 " Glibun, you should have some fair idea of 
 the trouble between mother and me ; for you 
 must remember how she used to thump and. 
 pound me in the old days. It was scoldi 
 and whip from morning till night; and; 
 Conny had her share of slaps, too. Flagel- 
 letur frequenter et fortUer was the prescrip-- 
 tion for me, until my temper was ruined, and. 
 my spirit broken. Slaps made a Methodist 
 of Counj', and whippings made me a coward !' 
 It's a fact, and you needn't stare," he con- 
 tinued, lashing himself into a passion; "my 
 beatings when I was a boy made me a cow- 
 ard for life. Any bully can cow me now; 
 and all because I was lashed like a thieving, 
 cur, when I was trying to grow into a man! 
 After I'd finished my education I was too: 
 old for blows ; but then mother scolded the 
 more. I was always bringing disgrace 
 upon her, and going to ruin ; all my friends 
 were dissipated ; and, one evening, when I 
 had Wild home to tea with me, neither 
 mother nor Conny would sit at the table 
 with him. Pinally, I couldn't stand it any 
 longer, and left in a hufl'. Then, when I 
 went across the water with Wild, what does 
 mother do but open a boarding-house, — 
 just to mortify me, I do believe, Glibun! 
 — and one of her boarders, some canting fel- 
 low named Heed, had the impudence, after 
 a while, to write me a whining, puritanical 
 letter about a broken-hearted parent, and 
 a devoted sister pining with grief! He even 
 had the confounded insolence to say some- 
 thing about my unhappy su):)jection to evil 
 associates ! Mother and Conny can have 
 him, if they want him, and do without me." 
 
 " Well, well, what is this world made of?" 
 retorted I. "I'ou're the second one of my 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 acquaintances to blame a mother for his 
 ruin ! And your sister, too ! " 
 
 '• Oh, siie's a .a:ood little girl enough," said 
 he uneasily, " if it wasn't for her eternal 
 religion." 
 
 "^rhat docs sound like cowardice, Gwin. 
 Couuy's religion is a reproof to your vices." 
 
 " Oh, of course! A fellow must live on 
 psalms, or be an incorrigil)le reprobate. 
 As old Churchy says, religion is nothing but 
 a parcel of dismal sophistry, to make old 
 Avonien believe that they're not afraid of 
 death." 
 
 " Gwin Le Mons," cried I, horrified by his 
 words, — and he with the fatal hectic flush 
 on his thin cheeks, — " Gwin Le Mons, you 
 do not mean what you are saying! Such 
 men as Wild and Church have been using 
 you as a plaything, to your own destruction. 
 Be advised now by me, and go home. If 
 anything should happen to your mother or 
 sister, while you have this feeling, you 
 could never forgive yourself. The way you 
 have acted is the strongest possible proof 
 that j'our mother's severity was needful and 
 deserved. Don't spurn the truest and best 
 love in the world, for the sake of a set of 
 reckless, dissipated vagabonds, who think as 
 much of any common pla^'er that can ' treat ' 
 them, as they do of you. I tell you, you are 
 very sick, and must go home ! " 
 
 I spoke strongly, as I felt, and the way- 
 ward "Baby" could not answer rebel- 
 liously enough to entirely disguise the se- 
 rious efl'ect of my words upon him. 
 
 "You're a nice one to preach home-doc- 
 trine to a fellow, Glibun, I don't think," he 
 remarked, with an attempt to appear un- 
 moved. "What are you doing here, your- 
 self ? Why don't you live at home ? " 
 
 "Because," returned I, with swelling 
 heart, "I have no home. Because I never 
 knew what it was to have a mother ; and 
 only knew a father's power long enough to 
 
 ■ be driven out homeless by it into the world, 
 in fear of my life ! That is why your ingi-at- 
 itude to your mother and carelessness of 
 home seem so monstrous to me." 
 
 Mere spoiled child that he was, his eyes 
 moistened in a moment, and he leaped out 
 
 ■ of bed and gave me a deliberate hug. 
 
 "You're right, Ave Glibun," said he, be- 
 ginning to dress with great expedition. 
 "I've been ashamed of myself ever since I 
 cut and run the first time. It's as well to 
 own up at once, you know. I'd have made 
 up with the old lady and Con, long ago, onl3^ 
 I was ashamed; and the longer it has gone, 
 the worse it has become. You mustn't lay 
 it to Wild, though ; for he has been like a 
 brother to me." 
 
 ■" You vnll go home, then, Gwin ? " 
 
 " Yes ; honor bright. By the way, Glibun, 
 couldn't you go with me, just to make it less 
 awkward?" 
 
 ■'^ Willingly. But when ? " 
 
 "Ob, before veiy long," said he, hesi- 
 tating. 
 
 " Why not at once? " I asked. 
 
 " Well, to be honest about it," responded 
 
 lie, in some confusion, "I want to have two 
 or three good Bohemian weeks of it, before I 
 turn respectable. After I'm once at home 
 again, I nuist try to conciliate mother by 
 being steady as an old clock for at least a year, 
 
 — in tact, my liealth requires that much ; so I 
 must get through with all the engagements 
 on hand before going. I've promised to 
 take Leggett to a race ; I've promised to be 
 at a little supper at Maggie Daleu's ; I've 
 promised to go with Wild to a masquerade 
 ball, for a lark; and I've got half a dozen 
 other appointments to keep. Think of the 
 row mother and Conny would make, if I 
 took leave of them about noon, on a fine 
 day, to escort Miss Fatima Leggett to the 
 Fashion Course ! " 
 
 That seemed highly probable; but was 
 the female player worthy to be humored at 
 the expense of his mother's and sister's 
 happiness ? 
 
 " That's not a fair way to put it," he re- 
 torted. " Whatever these people may be, 
 
 — worthy or worthless, — they've always 
 treated me well, and I will not insult them 
 for anybody. That's lust the long and short 
 of it." 
 
 It was useless to urge him farther. 
 Greatly complacent at having finally deter- 
 mined to end his folly some time or other, 
 he made sutflcient merit of it, in his own 
 volatile mind, to counterbalance anj' amount 
 of present wilfulness. Ending all delay at 
 once, and promptly restoring himself to 
 home and ease of conscience, would have 
 required what he did not possess, — energy. 
 
 " Do you know. Old Glibun," he said, 
 pausing long enough in the operation of 
 brushing his hair to give my chestnut locks 
 a fanciful touch, — "it's as good as break- 
 fast in bed to see you on pleasant terms 
 again? I felt wolfish when j^ou first came 
 in, so policeman-like ; but that was only a 
 part of the bad-couscience feeling about 
 home. Now, though, that we're all square 
 once more, I don't mind telling you that 
 you've turned out a good-looking fellow. 
 Had any breakfast yet ? " 
 
 "No." 
 
 " Of course I haven't, either ; and my head 
 will not be right from last night until I 
 have a cup of cofiee. We'll breakfast at 
 Tick's together." 
 
 " Agreed." 
 
 "And after that I'd like you to go down 
 with me to King's Theatre for a few miu- * 
 utes. Steele has got an adaptation of an 
 English comedy rehearsing there to-day, 
 and I promised to meet him there. Church 
 is to be back from Brooklyn this morning, 
 and he's likely to be there, too. Dalen's 
 playing there now, you know, and we'll 
 give you an introduction. AVhat do you 
 say ? " 
 
 "Agreed, again." 
 
 I went to my own chamber for hat and 
 top-coat, and a brisk walk of a few blocks 
 took us to the familiar banquet-hall of the 
 much-trusting Solon, where we found Gush- 
 iugton and Fox already revelling in too 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 227 
 
 many dishes to leave the ghost of a prob- 
 ability that they intended to pay cash that 
 daj'. Those varied and sumptuous break- 
 fasts said plainly, that Avhen deserving men 
 of intellect had to eat on credit, anyway, it 
 was part of a correct philosophy to be as 
 extravagant as possible. 
 
 My recovered friend and I were frater- 
 nally greeted by these millionnaires, and 
 unanimously advised by them to trj^ quails 
 that morning, and have cognac with our 
 coflee. It would be as well for us, how- 
 ever, to commence with fresh salmon and 
 cresses, — the latter combination being ad- 
 mirablj' calculated to exasperate the appe- 
 tite to the highest degree, and provoke a 
 breakfost sure to look gentlemanly on the 
 private slate. But it happened that neither 
 Gwiu nor I proposed to go upon the slate 
 on that occasion; so we took only coflee 
 and cutlets. 
 
 Need I say that the general conversation 
 refining our meal was worthy a party so 
 intellectual? Need I record that either 
 Apicius of the more luxurious tables regaled 
 Le Mons and your chronicler with frequent 
 filtration of wit and wisdom through divers 
 eatables in process of deglutition, and that 
 your chronicler and Le Mons vivaciously 
 resi^onded with the Intellectual fiavors of 
 cutlet? Much proper scepticism as to the 
 existence of disinterested virtue in the 
 world was to be learned from Mr. Gushing- 
 ton's playful remark, that paying all you 
 owed (whether for past meals or waistcoats) 
 was destructive of the only earthly bond 
 strong enough to make your dearest friends 
 remember your full initials. A judicious 
 comprehension of the delicacy of the softer 
 sex was the natural consequence of hearing 
 Mr. Fox assign, as his reason for not lately 
 patronizing the green-room of a certain 
 playhouse, the liability of the soubrette 
 and first walking lady to come to blows at 
 any imagined partiality of his attentions to 
 either. Useful European knowledge flowed 
 into the mind from Le Mons's animated 
 exposition of the art of living upon credit 
 and pawn-tickets in the litei-ary quarters of 
 London and Paris. And the pleasures of 
 quaint humor were aflbrded by a cheerful 
 disquisition of mine upon the prevalence of 
 delirium tremens and consumption among 
 the livelier young journalists of our age. 
 
 It was past ten o'clock when we finally 
 arose from this lingering feast of reason; 
 and then it became a question whether 
 Gwin and I were to leave the other two. 
 
 "Where are you two giant minds going 
 to now?" queried Gushington, combing his 
 Indian locks with his fingers. 
 
 " To King's Theatre ; rehearsal of Steele's 
 latest appropriation from the foreign stage, 
 you know," said Gwin. "Won't you two 
 go along ? " 
 
 "Of course I'll go," answered Gushing- 
 ton. "I'd forgotten all about the thing. 
 Steele has only asked us because Maggie 
 Dalen hires him to work up the press for 
 her, personally; but then, we can go, and 
 
 pitch into Maggie and the piece just the 
 same. I'm with you." 
 
 But Fox (who by-the-by, stuttered inter- 
 estingly) was otherwise inclined, and gave 
 his reason. " I b-b'Iieve I'll not go with 
 you, gents. That L-1-leggett would make 
 c-capital out of it if I went to a rehearsal 
 where she was on. I'll go on down-town." 
 
 Consequently, there were but three of us 
 for the expedition to King's Theatre, 
 whither we proceeded at once. 
 
 Mr. King's popular di-amatic shop was 
 located on Broadway, not too fiir from the 
 City Hall, and presented that brownish 
 front of yawning vestibule and never-occu- 
 pied windows which seems to be the one 
 idea of all theatrical architects. On either 
 side the main entrance were huge bill- 
 boards, glorifying, in mammoth type, that 
 " beautiful and accomplished artiste," Miss 
 Margaret Dalen ; strung along at irregular 
 intervals between said bill-boards stood 
 some four or five gentlemen, with their feet 
 very far apart, their gloved hands on their 
 hips or in the side-pockets of their pictu- 
 resque talmas, and a general air about them 
 of having just donned full dress for an even- 
 ing, and forgotten to wash and shave ; the 
 sidewalk in front of the establishment being 
 sprinkled with admiring apple-women and 
 hackney-coachmen on call, who gaped ia 
 mute awe at the supper-party gentlemen 
 aforesaid. 
 
 Exchanging light salutes with these gen- 
 tlemen, who were all players, and well 
 known in Bohemia, we passed through the 
 vestibule to a couple of mufiled green 
 doors, and by these into the auditorium of 
 the theatre. Single figures and groups of 
 two were sitting here and there in the twi- 
 light gloom of the parquet; but they were 
 principally the unworthy lathers or brothers 
 (and sometimes, alas ! husbands) of the 
 younger women on the stage ; and not our 
 fellows. They were to be looked for some- 
 where on the stage itself; for, in those 
 days, the remotest connection with the 
 press was a genuine "free pass" to any 
 part of a metropolitan playhouse at any 
 hour, generally speaking, and a manager 
 was but too happy to have all gentlemen of 
 the connection make themselves perfectly 
 at home on his premises. To the stage, 
 then, we climbed, by help of the oi'chestra 
 railings, in search of our friends ; the dim 
 lights and number of people thereon not 
 allowing us to distinguish faces until we 
 stood under the uplifted curtain. 
 
 In the prompter's corner, just beyond the 
 right-hand proscenium box, were Steele, 
 Church, Scribner, and Wild, all smoking 
 pipes, and bandying pleasantries with a 
 knot of ballet girls. An airy, petite, fash- 
 ionably-dressed fairy, with a profusion of 
 " frizzled " golden hair, walked or tripped 
 back and forth along the line of footlights, 
 dropping a word here and there to other 
 members of the frail sisterhood standing 
 about. Masculine players, of the same style 
 with those in the vestibule, strolled in all 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 directions, luimmiii":, or reciting to them- 
 selves. Beside a table near the centre of 
 the stage stood little Mr. Speck, the stage- 
 manager; and beside him loomed the tall 
 figure of the curled and mustached man- 
 ager. King himself. 
 
 I had barely joined the literary group, 
 and caught the principal features of the 
 scene, Avhen My. King came magnificently 
 forward to Avclcome us, and was at pains to 
 lift his irreproachable silk hat and display 
 the glossy dressing of his (dyed) sable 
 hair. 
 
 " Good-morning, gen-til-meu," he said, 
 with all the complacent stateliness of 
 another elder Vestris; "I'm glad to see 
 you join your friends here, and regret that 
 the present business of the stage will not 
 allow me to ofl"er you chairs. Mr. Glibun, 
 I never had the pleasure of meeting you 
 before, I believe ; but I may say that I have 
 heard of 'M. T. Head' occasionally." This 
 with an insinuating smile. 
 
 " Honoi"ed, I'm sure," said I. 
 
 "I say, King," observed the dramatist; 
 "that set scene in the second act ought to 
 have a carpet. It's an extra drawing-room, 
 and the green floor will spoil it." 
 
 " I think not, Mr. Steele." 
 
 "But I do." 
 
 " Mr. Steele," exclaimed the regal man- 
 ager, mildly, but firmly, " I desire to meet 
 your views in every reasonable detail ; but 
 I must remind you that I am the Manager 
 of this Establishment." You could imagine, 
 from his superb manner, that the elder 
 Vestris actually stood in his irreproachable 
 boots, and was saying again, " Moi et le 
 lioi de Prusse nous sommes les plus grands 
 Jiommos en Europe ! " 
 
 " Have it your own way, then," growled 
 Steele. 
 
 " No ofience, I hope ; no ofience," added 
 the politest of powers. "You see, gentle- 
 men, there must be a Head. Excuse me 
 now, while I attend to a little business with 
 Mr. Speck." 
 
 "Well!" ejaculated I, as he left us; 
 "that fellow knows how to oil his words." 
 
 " And he can use them without oil, when 
 he chooses," grunted Church. 
 
 "Yes, indeed!" assented Wild and Le 
 Mous. 
 
 "No mistake about it," chorused the 
 ballet girls, behind us. 
 
 In fact, the mighty manager was even 
 then illustrating his ability in that line. 
 Instigated, apparently, by some whispered 
 observation from the stage-manager, he 
 loudly snapped his fingers, as for some 
 truant dog, and, without turning his head, 
 called, "Bulger!" 
 
 Thereupon a slender, sallow, over-dressed 
 Hamlet of private life advanced sternly 
 from the rear of a castle, and stood haugh- 
 tily beside his chief. 
 
 " Bulger," remarked the latter, passingly, 
 "there's a comic servant in this piece, who 
 falls down with a tray of glasses, and gets 
 kicked by the Leading Juvenile. Mr. 
 
 Speck didn't know who to give the part to. 
 You'll take it." 
 
 "Sahr-r-r!" uttered Mr. Bulger, in a 
 sepulchral tone. 
 
 "I say you'll take it, Bulger." 
 
 " Sahr-r-r," gurgled the other, clutching 
 his cloak and setting his teeth. " I am an 
 artist ; not a — ha ! ha ! — a scrub, sahr-r." 
 
 " He'll take it, Mr. Speck." 
 
 " Never- r-r! never-r! I'll none of it!" 
 hissed the insulted First Utility, who 
 believed himself to be a wrongfully sup- 
 pressed tragedian. ' 
 
 With a movement like lightning the 
 manager grasped him by the back of the 
 neck, and shook him until his talma ap- 
 peared to be the sport of a hurricane. Then 
 his face was drawn close to that of his 
 proprietor, his biography was related to 
 him in one short sentence, and a fist plenti- 
 fully garhished with rings was advanced to 
 the very edge of his nose. 
 
 "If you want that pretty face of j^ours 
 spoiled, you just put on airs again," roared 
 his majesty. " I'll let you know that /am 
 the Manager of this Establishment ! " 
 
 Stung to the very soul by such public 
 humiliation, Mr. Bulger could only retire 
 grinding his teeth. Nor did the amiable 
 Miss Leggett contribute greatly to l^is hap- 
 piness by calling out, as he passed through 
 the giggling mob of players, — "So much 
 for putting on too many frills at a time, 
 Bulgy." 
 
 "I call that simple ruffianism!" said I, 
 indignantly. 
 
 "It's the only way to manage these 
 cattle," returned Wild. 
 
 Perhaps so ; but it would have rejoiced 
 my heart at that moment to see the gifted 
 Bulger knock the chief drover down. 
 
 Le Mons and Gushiugton here came 
 back to our nook, from exchanging a few 
 words with the prominent little lady of the 
 golden locks, and asked me why I had not 
 followed them for an introduction to the 
 "star"? 
 
 "Because," put in Wild, answering for 
 me, "he's got enough pride in his profes- 
 sion to let the ' star ' come to him. We 
 literary fellows in this country are too 
 ready by half to run after these player 
 folks, and the consequence is, they think no 
 more of an editor or a critic, than of one of 
 their own kind. On the other side of the 
 water a newspaper man is Somebody in a 
 green-room, because he keeps the crew 
 down, but here, — well, we're nothing but 
 call-boys." 
 
 " What are you growling aljout now, Mr. 
 Acton Wild? " cried Miss Fatima Leggett, 
 striking at him from the next coidisses with 
 her parasol. 
 
 " About your failure to take notice of me, 
 darling," replied the travelled censor, with 
 true esprit de theatre, and at once went with 
 Le Mous and Church to join her. 
 
 Then Steele repaired to the stage-man- 
 ager's table for business, Gushington fell 
 back amongst the ballet girls at the doors 
 
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 229 
 
 of the dressing-rooms, and I was left in 
 comparative loneliness to watch the re- 
 hearsal. 
 
 The play in hand was a comedy called " A 
 Trip to Devonshire," and had been " adapt- 
 ed," in an original and masterly manner, by 
 the substitntiou of "New Hampshire " for 
 "Devonshire" wherever the latter name 
 occurred. Of all Steele's numerous dra- 
 matic works it was said to be the most 
 elaborate in its fidelity to the text he took 
 it from, and did the most credit to his lively 
 capacity for realizing dramatic copyright 
 without severe mental labor. The scenes 
 in " Wellington Hall" in " New Hampshire ;" 
 the conquest of Lord Saykesalive, a rusti- 
 cating nobleman (from Canada!), b}^ a wild 
 country girl ; the concluding tableau of the 
 nobleman and his bride presiding at a floral 
 fete of the tenantry of Welliugton Hall, — 
 were all likely to charm the public, and 
 delight such newspapers as had a sufficient 
 number of front seats and private boxes 
 distributed among them for the first night. 
 The rehearsal, however, interested me only 
 as it involved that dainty, willowy little 
 blonde, who, unlike the other female play- 
 ers on the stage with her, gave the closest 
 attention to it. 
 
 Margaret Dalen seemed to be scarcely 
 more than eighteen, and, with her shiniug 
 cloud of hair, large limpid blue eyes, and 
 laughing mouth, suggested, at first sight, a 
 childish freshness and simplicity which it 
 was heart-breaking to associate perma- 
 nently with such a scene. Longer obser- 
 vation, however, developed maturities of 
 the form, and coquettish turns of eye and 
 voice, not so juvenile; and an occasional 
 careless display of the prettiest little 
 gaiter boots in the world, went, as far as 
 trifles in that case surely do, to indicate the 
 absence of that finer delicacy of women 
 which, like the tint of a butterfly's wing, 
 becomes sullied forever at a familiar touch 
 from the gentlest hand. For instants, too, 
 when petty mistakes were made by those 
 with whom she was rehearsing a scene, the 
 sharp fire in her eyes, and rude passion in 
 her ejaculations, were scarcely above her 
 profession. In truth, had no previous jar 
 disturbed the momentary dream in Avhich I 
 would fain have separated this soiled dove 
 from her surroundings, the illusion must 
 have vanished, with a shock all the harsher, 
 when I saw her, at the conclusion of her 
 work, hang over the huge gothic " throne 
 chair," which Mr. King had caused to be 
 placed for himself, and fondle the face of the 
 managerial aristocrat with a freedom the 
 more guileful from its failure as a counter- 
 feit of trustful innocence. Still, there was 
 something singularly winning in the fairy 
 figure, bright looks, and merry laugh of 
 Margaret Dalen ; something to make me 
 fancy that she must be like those belles of 
 the mimic world who had kings for their 
 subjects in the olden times. 
 
 This woman had gone upon the stage in 
 another city, as a dancing girl, when she 
 
 was but fourteen years old. Her ambition 
 to become an actress soon procured for her 
 an opportunity to appear in a third-rate 
 character; and, making an unexpected 
 mark in that, the higher steps came as 
 rapidly. Confident at once that her abilities 
 were adequate for success anywhere, and 
 not waiting to finish her first apprenticeship, 
 even, she " set up for a star," and Avent to 
 alarger city in search of engagements. These 
 howevei", she could not obfain, for managers 
 did not care to develop new genius at a 
 risk, while they could secure plenty of the 
 old at a profit. Reduced to despair, ashamed 
 to return whence she came, and not owning 
 the means to do so had she desired to, the 
 young girl was finally glad to sail for Eng- 
 land as " dresser " to a veteran actress going 
 thither. This actress proved to be aTkind 
 friend, and obtained for her maid a pro- 
 fessional opening in the London company 
 by which she was lierself supported. The 
 girl succeeded greatly, again, in a petty 
 part; was promptly promoted to higher 
 ones ; and, at the end of the first year, sent 
 an old play and a fifty-pound note to a great 
 English critic, with the request that the 
 former might be " adapted " for her possible 
 use. The play was " adapted," sent back, 
 and burned ; the critic and his friends hailed 
 the genius of the new American actress in 
 all their papers, and she became famous. 
 Returning to her own country again, she 
 found every theatre open to her, everj"^ 
 manager eager to secure the fortunate 
 possessor of an English reputation. That 
 was the theatrical histor}^ of Margaret 
 Dalen. 
 
 A scenery-rehearsal of the "tenantry" 
 tableau concluded the business of the morn- 
 ing, and, immediately tliereafter, a proces- 
 sion was called for the green-room, where 
 a little lunch had been prepared, under 
 managerial auspices, in compliment to a 
 well-known weakness of the literary gentle- 
 men present. Dalen, escorted on either 
 side by Mr. Steele and Mi-. King, led the 
 moving pageant. Then came Miss Leggett, 
 in charge of Wild and Le Mons. Following 
 whom were Scribner, Gushingtou, and my- 
 self, abreast. The players came indiscrimi- 
 nately in our wake, and we all hastened to 
 the extemporized spread of sandwiches, 
 chicken salad, and champagne, like creatures 
 who had not breakfasted. 
 
 Steele and Le IMons favored me, as a 
 nouveau, with an introduction to Miss Dalen 
 immediately upon our arrival in the green- 
 room, and I had the pleasure of being at 
 once told by her that she had wanted to 
 meet me for ever so long. 
 
 "And how is Mr. Dewitt? " she inquired, 
 after coyly touching my glass with her lips. 
 " He alwaj's speaks kindly of me in the 
 Earthquake ; but he won't be sociable." 
 
 "He is one of your practical men. Miss 
 Dalen," was my response, " and not more 
 than half a Bohemian. I think, though, 
 that he will regret not having Ijeen here to- 
 da3', when I tell him that m}' presence, as 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 rcprcscutativc of the paper, only cmplia- 
 sizeil to you liis absence." 
 
 "NoAV don't be severe, Mr. Glibuu," she 
 lauijhcd, " or I shall actually wish that a 
 more merciful critic liad been here to keep 
 nic in countenance. Do you think I shall 
 fail very friy:litfully in tliis new character?" 
 
 " "Well, to be frank with you," said I, " I 
 did not pay much attention to that part of 
 the rehearsal." 
 
 " You ungallant creature ! " 
 
 " Excuse me, I meant to be particularly 
 the reverse. My eyes and ears were all for 
 you in your own character." 
 
 ''Really?" 
 
 " On my honor." 
 
 "Then I'll forgive you, unless you are 
 going to say something severe again. What 
 do you think of me, then, Mr. Glibun, in my 
 own character?" 
 
 " You wish me to speak honestly? " 
 
 "Ye-es," she replied, with a graver and 
 
 questioning look, " that is, I yes ! speak 
 
 out." 
 
 My answer was sober and earnest enough 
 to sound almost like lunacy in a place and 
 company like those, — 
 
 "I tliink it a pity, Miss Dalen, that a 
 woman of your appearance and genius 
 should be a player." 
 
 A momentary expression of mingled sur- 
 prise and (what I took for) pain, was suc- 
 ceeded by one of plaintive thoughtfnlness 
 on lier changing face ; and, in a still lower 
 tone tlian that in wliich we had exchanged 
 the last few words, she hurriedly said, — 
 
 " Suppose I cannot help it? " 
 
 "Then I pity you all the more, Miss 
 Dalen. You must excuse me for talking to 
 you in this style, but I can't help it." 
 
 "You speak like a friend, and I want yon 
 to be one to me," she whispered, quickly 
 and earnestly. "You must come to a xx'tit 
 sovprr of mine, with your friends. Now let 
 ns Inugh and joke, or we shall be noticed." 
 
 ^Ye had already been noticed very sus- 
 piciously, and Miss Leggett came romping 
 to our settee, with Drinkard and Le Mons 
 behind her. 
 
 "Law! Dalen," cried the singing cham- 
 ber-maid, " some people are very thick on 
 short acquaintance, I should think! Come 
 over here, Mr. Church! " she added, calling 
 that venerable philosopher from a chat with 
 the walking lady of the company. "Your 
 friend. Mr. Glibun, wants looking after. 
 He and Dalen have been whispering for the 
 last three minutes, l)y my watch." 
 
 " Tf that's the case," returned Church, 
 "lie's a fiend in human form; for every- 
 body knows tliat Maggie and the subscriber 
 are to bo married on the One Hundredth 
 night of the run of ' Tomyrus.' Scoundrel ! 
 away from my bride ! " 
 
 " I'll hold your hat, Churchy," laughed 
 Le Mons. 
 
 Greatly abashed, I stammered some 
 nonsense about pistols and coflee, and was 
 thankful to Miss Dalen for diverting- 
 attention from my confusion by a question 
 
 in another direction, — "IIow is darling 
 lona, Churchy ? / haven't seen nor heard 
 from her since last Sunday." 
 
 "lona llart would be in a celestial state 
 of mind and health," answered the philoso- 
 pher, "but for one thing. She's jealous as 
 a French poodle." 
 
 " Of who, mon ami? " 
 
 "Of you, mon ange! She can no longer 
 blind herself to the fact that you adore 
 me." 
 
 Snatching Miss Lcggett's parasol from 
 her, the ^'■aivje" sprang gleefully at the 
 "subscriber;" and a desperate chase had 
 just commenced, when a new object of 
 interest appeared upon the scene. That 
 object was the crushed Mr. Bulger, who, 
 with his hat very much over the left eye, 
 and his step wildly geometrical, came reck- 
 lessly into the green-room. By a series of 
 naiTowing circles, in the nature of a fierce 
 " walk-ai-ound," the wronged artist finally 
 reached a central position, where, with 
 folded arms, right leg thrown forward, and 
 talma piled chiefly upon the left shoulder, 
 he favored the entire assembly with a dark 
 smile. 
 
 " Ladles and gentle-lemons," said he, in 
 tones husky with tragic genius. " Hear me 
 
 — h'm me — for me cause; and be «ssilent 
 that . . . youmajiiear ! " He swayed gently 
 to and fro for a moment, the motion caus- 
 ing his hat to slip still ftirther down over 
 his eye; smiled, scowled, and proceeded. 
 "Youwav seen me, a man, — a man, by the 
 gar-r-ds ! — ssspit upon by a — ha ! ha ! ha ! 
 
 — a Thhinggg ! " 
 
 " He's been indulging in fluent crockery," 
 murmured Gushiugtou, alluding to the 
 flowing bowl. 
 
 " Noshir ! " exclaimed Mr. Bulger, thickly ; 
 patting his breast, and lurching forwai'd 
 with closed eyes, — "Noshir! I'm norabit 
 so." 
 
 "7 am the Manager of this Establish- 
 ment," observed Mr. King, confronting his 
 victim. " If you don't stop drinking, 
 Bulgei', I'll discharge you." 
 
 To which aggravation Mr. Bulger re- 
 sponded by awaking from a brief doze, and 
 laughing scornfully in those three sepulchral 
 syllables wherewith the infernal hosts be- 
 hind the scenes in Bowery dramas are wont 
 to respond to the cue, " Demons of hell, 
 rejoice ! " 
 
 " Then out you go, Bulger," said the 
 despot, closing an outstretched hand upon 
 the collar of the talma. And out Mr. 
 Bulger was led, or lifted, presenting in the 
 process a curious likeness to those limp and 
 irresponsible figures which quiver etci-nally 
 on wires before the tailor-shops in Chatham 
 Street. 
 
 Upon the conclusion of this episode the 
 laughing and jeering luncli party broke up 
 in admired disorder, Church and I following 
 Miss Dalen, Mr. King, and Wild, to Broad- 
 waj'; Le Mons disappearing through the 
 stage door with Miss Leggett, whom he 
 proposed to see safely to her boarding- 
 
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 house ; and Steele, Scribuer, and Gushington 
 adjourn ill IT with Drinlvard and other players 
 to a neighboring saloon. 
 
 At the steps of a hack which was waiting 
 to convey her to her hotel, the "star" 
 shooli hands with us, — 
 
 "You will not forget our little supper, 
 Churchy ? " 
 
 " Never fear, sweetheart." 
 
 " Nor you, Mr. Glibuu?" 
 
 " Oh, no." 
 
 " Then day-day, cavaliers. I shall look 
 for you both in the front row to-night." 
 And, amidst a general tipping of hats and 
 kissing of fingers, she drove merrily 
 away. 
 
 " You ought to have a four-horse turn- 
 out. King, for such a card as she is," re- 
 marked Church, as he and I turned to go 
 down-town. 
 
 " Thanks for your suggestion, Mr. 
 Church; but / am the Manager of this 
 Establishment ! " 
 
 CHAPTER XLII. 
 
 A BIRTHDAY BALL. 
 
 There had been a notable flutter in 
 fashionable circles over early semi-official 
 news, that the sixteenth birthday of Mr. 
 Goodman's adopted daughter was to be 
 celebrated with a masquerade ball. Not 
 that festivities of the character were either 
 strange or rare in those same distinguished 
 social rings, but because the gatherings of 
 the elite at the hospitable residence of the 
 princely merchant had hitherto been limited 
 to select dinner-parties, informal evening 
 receptions, and other assemblies below 
 concert-pitch. The more or less blase 
 oracles of the Old Families, being appealed 
 to for a solution of the phenomenon, had 
 gone sagely upon the tripod of past aristo- 
 cratic experiences and explained the thing 
 in Delphic utterances. There was a mys- 
 tery about that 'adopted daughter — or 
 ward, properly speaking — of Sir. Good- 
 man. Upon returning, some years ago, 
 from one of his sevei'al voyages to Eui'ope, 
 the courtly merchant was suddenly found 
 to be the guardian, as he briefly styled it, 
 of ail unknown, thoughtful little girl, who 
 dressed in deep mourning and gave pre- 
 cocious replies to guests at her guardian's 
 table. Before it got fairly established in 
 society that this little gii'l was certainly no 
 relation of Mr. Goodman's, though evidently 
 of no common connexion, she was whisked 
 off to a famous seminary near Philadelphia, 
 and there subjected to luxurious educa- 
 tional treatment for the approved term. 
 Returning from thence, an elegant and un- 
 demonstrative young creature, she had 
 quietly assumed an only daughter's position 
 in the sober house opposite Union Park. 
 At table, at receptions, and in society else- 
 where, the grave merchant had tacitly con- 
 
 ceded, and she had filled that position ever 
 since. Well, and who does she turn out to 
 be? Ah! who, indeed? That was still the 
 mystery. Frank and genial as hep guardian 
 was in all his associations, tliose very 
 qualities were the fine sunshine of a com- 
 manding dignity which forbade question, 
 or even conjecture, beyond what he chose 
 to divulge, of anything concerning himself. 
 In this case he had not chosen to do more 
 than introduce the young lady as his 
 adopted daughter, as though it were a 
 matter of course ; and no one could tell 
 from wlience came the vague, but persistent 
 story, that she was English, an orphan, and 
 entitled to an estate in England on coming 
 of age. Given, these particulars ; and 
 given, the further item that the nominal 
 Sliss Goodman had thus far figured only in 
 the milder dissipations of fashionable life ; 
 what was the proper meaning of this birth- 
 day masquerade? Why, of course, it was 
 to be the formal inaugural of Miss Good- 
 man's Fii'st Season in full society. 
 
 Thus spake the oracles ; and thus believed, 
 as in duty bound, the seekers after such 
 supernatural knowledge. The Old Families 
 felt sure of invitations to the ball ; for the 
 descendant of the illustrious colonial Goet- 
 mans was not likely to think twice before 
 putting them on the list. But it was other- 
 wise with the New Families. Those who, 
 from ancestry and heritage in Washington 
 market, the soap-boiling line, etc., etc., had 
 violently driven into social distinction with 
 race-horses, steamed into it with railroad 
 stock, and (last and most piratical) sailed 
 into it with schooner-yachts. Tlxeij w'ere 
 not quite so sure of enamelled and engraved 
 recognition, in a body ; and as all pretence 
 of indiflerence to Goodman recognition 
 would have been too transparent for any- 
 body, these jockeys, steamers, and riggers 
 were sensiljle enough to attempt no con- 
 cealment of their anxiety in the matter. 
 
 For invited and uninvited, however, the 
 night of the ball came in due time ; and, by 
 ten o'clock, the street in front of the great 
 merchant's ordiuarilj' sedate mansion began 
 to show sj'mptoms of unusual travel. Huge, 
 glossy coaches, with immaculate coachmen 
 and footmen, and hammer-cloths ; fantas- 
 tical little calashes, with red and yellow 
 pigmy wheels ; in fact, vehicles in every 
 type of stylish heaviness and deformity, 
 commenced streaming around either end of 
 the Park opposite, and forming an irregular, 
 moving wall along that whole block. As 
 each of these varnished and padded vans 
 came before the door of the brass plate, and 
 within the glow of window-curtains illu- 
 minated to the roof, the immaculate coach- 
 man brought his champing steeds to a stand 
 with one imperceptible suggestion of his 
 broadcloth elbows, the dapper footman did 
 his duty with the dexterity of a harlequin, 
 and two or four picturesque flgui'es, like 
 those in historical engravings, flitted across 
 the walk and up the stoop in palpable terror 
 of the admiring populace. But, rapidly aa 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 the moving wall jerked forward to this 
 point, broke oft', and either Avent to pieces 
 around corners or reformed along the Park 
 across the way, it still lengthened faster 
 than it shortened, and a plethoric gentle- 
 man-usher, in white kids and cravat, who 
 served as guide from the curb to the hall, 
 seemed to have interminable miles before 
 him, however hard he strove to be over 
 with the hottest of it. Now and then a 
 cloaked Romeo, or Crusader, bearing a 
 muffled Queen ]\Iarj' of Scots, or Italian 
 peasant girl, upon his arm, would rashly 
 leave the carriage some doors below the 
 festive mansion, and save time by a short 
 cut through the throng of motlej^ citizens 
 on the pavement ; but the evident and crit- 
 ical delight humorously expressed thereat 
 by said citizens did not encourage any 
 formidable number of other dramatic and 
 historical celebrities to follow the daring 
 example. By eleven o'clock the block was 
 blockaded strictly enough to have satisfied 
 even an English Minister of Foreign Affairs ; 
 the plethoric gentleman-usher put on the 
 fourth fresh pair of gloves, with the air of 
 a man who would not allow himself to thiuk 
 longer of what was before him ; and certain 
 coachmen of the highest respectability and 
 political influence, so far forgot the well- 
 bred vii'tue of patience as to cut with their 
 whips at the occasional Irish gentlemen 
 who casually asked them what circuses they 
 drove for? 
 
 "Within the building, upon which con- 
 centrated all this jam and bustle, a corps 
 of experienced assistants to the outside 
 gentleman-usher danced attendance upon 
 fresh ai'rivals, and led the way to the second 
 floor, where some six or eight brilliantly- 
 lighted chambers were luxuriously appointed 
 for dressing-rooms. Into some of these 
 latter retired the princes, monks, knights, 
 warriors, and cavaliers, — into others the 
 queens, nuns, shepherdesses, and fairies, — 
 to cast oft' cloaks and wrappers, and adjust 
 masks, wigs, swords, and other romantic par- 
 aphernalia. These, again, streamed down 
 the staircase in full feather, to give place to 
 other illustrissimi just going up ; the latter, 
 in their cloaks and wrappers, being unto 
 the former as grubs unto butterflies. There 
 was also a third, and much smaller class of 
 guests, who were more or less past the 
 bloom and frivolities of youth, and disguised 
 their identities with black, pink, and white 
 masks, only; and a fourth, and still smaller 
 one, who, being parental and serious of 
 mind, were ordinary evening party figures. 
 Such severely simple apparitions, however, 
 were made in a degree unique by their very 
 contrast with the plays, romances, and his- 
 tories hustling them genteelly on every 
 side; as the much duplicated " Portrait of 
 a Gentleman" is popularly supposed to at- 
 tract a peculiar interest from staring at in- 
 tervals in a public gallery amongst land- 
 scapes and fancy pieces. 
 
 Through the main hall the varied tide 
 flowed into the spacious ballroom, which, 
 
 after being long unused, was now thoroughly 
 renovated in its delicate frescos and gilt 
 panelling, and glared with the light from 
 one immense glass chandelier in the centre. 
 Near the orchestra stood Mr. Goodman and 
 his lovely ward to receive their guests ; the 
 rich merchant, courtly and hospitable as 
 usual, in full evening dress ; and the j'oung 
 lady, modest and graceful, in white satin 
 and ermine. To them, and past them, with 
 bow, greeting, and courtesy, moved a con- 
 tinual procession of maskers ; personal 
 recognitions now and then occasioning as 
 much mirth at the expense of the recog- 
 nized as was decorous, and more than one 
 plumed knight and powdered lady wishing 
 that certain eyes and ears were not quite so 
 sharp. As a general thing, however, in- 
 cognitos were well preserved, and the first 
 march from the band found scarcely one 
 heart to distract from any grave emotion. 
 Too many had been called to the carnival : 
 that was the onl3^ fault. They overflowed 
 from the ballroom into the hall and parlors ; 
 and when dancing commenced in the former, 
 the Avell-chalked floor had not surface 
 enough for all the saltatory maskers, scores 
 of whom were impelled to pursue their di- 
 versions in hall and parlors aforesaid. 
 
 After seeing his ward masked, and tem- 
 porarily resigning her to a courtly cavalier 
 for the first quadrille, Mr. Goodman repaired 
 to the parlor next the street, where a smaU 
 group of his elder friends were withdrawn 
 from the j'ounger people to exchange such 
 political and mercantile thoughts as must 
 alwaj-s have vent when such seniors come 
 together under the same roof. 
 
 "Gentlemen, I hope that you are enjojdug 
 yourselves," observed the host, in his easy, 
 welcoming way. " I see that j'ou have my 
 partner, Mr. Coe, with you, and infer from 
 the circumstance that the Firm, at least, is 
 exempted from any charge of neglect." 
 
 Mr. Coe, a smiling, fleshy old gentleman, 
 with pink face and snowy hair, laughingly 
 asserted that he regretted having not ap- 
 peared in the character of Falstafl, Avith the 
 remaining elders as that hero's x-enowned 
 army ; for then he and they would not feel 
 quite so much like a part}' of venerable cler- 
 gymen unexpectedly dropped into a dramatic 
 convention. 
 
 " If that is the case," rejoined Mr. Good- 
 man, " I must apologize for m.y own bad 
 taste in rendering such incongruities pos- 
 sible. But, to be frank with you, gentle- 
 men, this masking and costuming business 
 is a young lady's idea — not mine ; and I 
 assented to it only in accordance with the 
 most amiable precedents of indulgent guar- 
 dianship. To be still more frank," he con- 
 tinued, in a graver tone, "these masque- 
 rades are so frequent in society nowadays — 
 amounting to a spasmodic mania, I may 
 say — that young people can scarcely avoid 
 having some participation in them ; and I 
 preferred that my ward should have her 
 first experience under my own roof." 
 
 "For my part," piped a short, sandy- 
 
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 233 
 
 haired member of the group, " I can see no 
 good reason at all for any serious objection 
 to an occasional entertainment like this. 
 Young folks will be young folks, with un- 
 conquerable tastes for romance and mj's- 
 tery ; and if we now and then countenance 
 their enjoyment of those natural tastes bj^ 
 select private masquerades, wiiere is the 
 harm ? " 
 
 " I agree with you, Mr. Cummin," mur- 
 mured a thin, timid-looking little man. 
 " We must not saci'iflce the natural tastes 
 of our young folks, because we old ones 
 prefer rest and quiet, — must we ? " 
 
 "I should say not, Mr. Hyer!" returned 
 the opulent retail tradesman, magnificently 
 patronizing. He was astonished, too, that 
 a mere salesman should abuse the privilege 
 of being in such company by presuming to 
 speak before he was spoken to. Possiblj^ 
 this supercilious manner of Mr. Cummin's 
 had something to do with the marked cor- 
 diality of tone with which Mr. Goodman 
 now addressed himself to the poor little 
 salesman in question, — 
 
 " Mr. Hyer, I hope your young ladies are 
 all well ? Are they here to-night ? " 
 
 " Luke and Meeta are, sir. My oldest 
 and youngest daughters are out of town." 
 
 " "Why, you must be quite lonely without 
 Miss Caroline ? " 
 
 "Ye-e-es," returned Mr. Hyer, slowly, 
 rubbing his hands, " it does make me a little 
 lonely." 
 
 " Goodman, my old friend, accept my 
 compliments," sounded a sonorous voice, the 
 owner of which was a tall, pompous, black- 
 bearded gentleman, who had just entered 
 the room. " This is dissipation, Mr. Good- 
 man ; this is dissipation, sir ! " and the dig- 
 nified ex-congressman, the Honorable James 
 Crow, nodded aslant toward the ballroom. 
 
 "My dear sir," returned the merchant, 
 shaking hands with him, "you are quite 
 right; we are rather dissipated to-night; 
 but, as I have just been informing some old 
 acquaintances, young ladies of sixteen are 
 satisfied with nothing less in these days. 
 Am I to congratulate you on your prospects 
 senatorial ? " 
 
 "By all means : that is, if you can enter 
 into my own actual feelings, — as I believe 
 you can, — in reference to those prospects. 
 There is virtually no possibility of my elec- 
 tion at Albany nest week, and I am posi- 
 tively glad of it." 
 
 " Indeed! You surprise me. I pay very 
 little heed to current political matters my- 
 self; but ray impression has been that par- 
 ties were pretty evenly balanced in the 
 legislature." 
 
 "And such is the case, sir," said Mr. 
 Crow, linking his hands behind him; "but 
 the Demolitionists are united upon one can- 
 didate, while our side divides Ijetweeu my 
 friend Judge Black and myself. I would 
 peremptorily Avithdraw ni}' name at once, 
 but for Cringer's positive assui'ance that, in 
 such an event, at least two or three Ebulli- 
 tion, members would vote for O'Murphy, 
 30 
 
 rather than for Black. It is only upon pat- 
 riotic principle that I allow my name to re- 
 main." 
 
 "Can it be possible, then, that this no- 
 torious person, O'Murphy, has a chance 
 of election to the United States Senate ? " 
 asked Mr. Goodman, in blank astonishment. 
 
 " A chance ! " ejaculated the other. " Sir, 
 it is a cei'taiuty. He has the sole nomina- 
 tion of the Demolition party, and will 
 spend, through Plato Wynne, any amount 
 of money for the election. I have the sup- 
 port of but one wing of our party, and have 
 refused to give Cringer one dollar for the 
 lobby. So the case stands. I resigned my 
 seat in the house four years ago when this 
 O'Murphy was so corruptly re-elected to a 
 seat there ; and I should not be in politics 
 now, at all, but for the importunities of 
 some old political friends in the Ebullition 
 Central Committee. Cringer will work for 
 me like a giant ; his own political salvation 
 depends upon it; but the pugilist must 
 win." 
 
 " I am shocked and grieved inexpressibly 
 to hear it," said Mr. Goodman; and his 
 contracted brow told as plainly that he was. 
 "That man in the United States Senate — 
 next to a cabinet minister! Truly after 
 this we may say with Antony, — ' O judg- 
 ment, thou art fled to brutish beasts, and 
 men have lost their reason ' ! " 
 
 While thus the elders talked platitudes 
 and politics, the younger spirits devoted 
 themselves to the dance with all the ardor 
 imaginable. Altliough a larger proportion 
 of guests wore dominos than might have 
 been expected from the general character- 
 costuming of the earliest arrivals, a suffi- 
 cient number of rich military and court 
 suits were in view to make the scene in the 
 ball-room very brilliant to the eye. Jew- 
 elled caps and feathers ; powdered wigs, 
 French, Italian, and Spanish head-dresses, 
 and wreaths of every classical description, 
 were continually rising and falling on that 
 kaleidoscopic sea of decorous revelry, as 
 the modulated tempest of music swept over 
 it ; and the non-dancing civilians who occu- 
 pied the numerous crimson sofas and settees 
 ranged along the walls beheld a spectacle 
 picturesque and animated enough to make 
 them less impatient about the room's ovei'- 
 crowdlng. With all the apparent gayety of 
 the maskers, there was, however, a certain 
 feeling of constraint which fairly prevented 
 the especial enjoyments of a masquerade. 
 Ever conscious that they were guests in a 
 house no less renowned for its gravely dec- 
 orous proprieties than for its princely hospi- 
 talities, and that the present entertainment 
 was rather an exceptional indulgence than 
 a cultivated usage, even the liveliest of the 
 partakers in the scene hesitated to avail 
 themselves of the most trifling privileges 
 of the mask, and actually felt less freedom 
 than an ordinary evening party would have 
 permitted. Dancing, then, and promenad- 
 ing, and conversation with acquaintances 
 whose identities were scarcely in doubt, 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 coustitiitod the onlj- amusements open to 
 perfect liberty of action before supper; 
 and to these the mercliant's guests devoted 
 themselves with what might be termed a 
 fimtastical solemnity. 
 
 The first novelty of the event being 
 over, Miss Goodman herself was one of 
 the earliest to realize that some element 
 of incongruity gave a monotonous, unsat- 
 isfactory character to the scene, varied as 
 the latter superficially was. She had no 
 need to complain of any lack of homage to 
 herself; for, inasmuch as her identity was 
 known to every guest, all congratulated and 
 courted her by turns with flattering em- 
 pressement ; but this very concentration upon 
 herself was embarrassing, and only made 
 her the more oliservaut of the stilf reserve 
 involuntarily practised by the maskers 
 tow-ard each other. Weary of the labored 
 nothings of a gentleman with whom she 
 had just danced, the discontented young 
 heii'ess excused herself, and Avas hastening 
 to another part of the ballroom, when a 
 figure in a close black domino and mask 
 placed a hand gently upon one of her wrists, 
 and so detained her. 
 
 "May I ask you to tell me where Mr. 
 Goodman is ? " inquired a low feminine voice. 
 
 Regarding the cj[uestioner with some sur- 
 prise, IMiss Goodman rather hauglitily re- 
 sponded that the gentleman was probably 
 upon the floor somev^'here, and prepared to 
 pass on. 
 
 "Pai'don me for troubling you," said the 
 domino, softl}^ as before ; " but will you not 
 be so obliging as to indicate him to me in 
 some way, — so that I may know him ? " 
 
 "He is not masked," was the brief an- 
 swer. 
 
 " Still I should not know him," continued 
 the domino, mildly j'et earnestly. " I have 
 particular reasons for wishing to speak 
 with him. Please oblige me, I entreat ! " 
 
 "Women, young or old, are a natui'al moral 
 police over each other. Instinctive dislike 
 and suspicion were in the sentiment with 
 which Miss Goodman regarded this gently- 
 speaking incognito, and for a moment it 
 was her impulse to turn disdainfully away 
 without answering the appeal. Reflecting, 
 however, that such ungracious action would 
 be ill-bred, especially if the disguised lady 
 should chance to be some person entitled to 
 a courtesy beyond that of mere ballroom 
 acquaintanceship, she threw a hurried glance 
 over the brilliant throng, and, by a slight but 
 intelligible movement of her fan, indicated 
 where her guardian stood. 
 
 "That gentleman is Mr. Goodman," she 
 said. 
 
 "Thank you," returned the domino; and, 
 ■without another word, disappeared amongst 
 the dancers. 
 
 Shortly thereafter the same muffled figure 
 accosted the foster-father, as he turned 
 from a passing conversation with some old 
 friend. 
 
 " Mr. Goodman looks lonely this evening, 
 and has ray compassion." 
 
 "Madam, you honor me. I cannot suf- 
 ficiently regret the concealment of eyes 
 bright enough to discern that of which I 
 was not myself aware." 
 
 For the dignified merchant at once sus- 
 pected that some lively j'oung lady was 
 al)out to favor him with a witty tlirust at 
 his wifeless condition, and was on his guard 
 to at once encourage and caution the daring 
 mask. 
 
 "The eyes, Mr. Goodman, need not be so 
 very l)right that can discern what not only 
 exists in itself but is even contagious," ob- 
 served the domino, in an easy conversational 
 tone, as though passing some ordinary com- 
 ment upon the company. 
 
 "Why, madam, as to that," returned 
 Mr. Goodman, feeling his way, " I must 
 admit that I do not exactly understand 
 you." 
 
 " Then you have no suspicion that this 
 I'oom contains at least one other person as 
 lonely to-night as yourself? " 
 
 " Meaning yo?(rself ? " 
 
 " Meaning Miss Goodman." 
 
 Quite startled by this unexpected reply, — 
 which was given in an intense, earnest tone, 
 and accompanied, as he fancied, by a pe- 
 culiarly searching glance from the eyes be- 
 hind the mask, — Mr. Goodman hesitated 
 an instant and then gravely ofl'ered his arm. 
 The domino took it, promptly but unde- 
 monstratively, and they walked on. 
 
 " Why should Miss Goodman be lonely, 
 madam? " 
 
 " Ah ! why are you the same ? " 
 
 "The assertion was j^ours, not mine." 
 
 " True. You are lonely because you call 
 her daughter, and are yet childless. She is 
 lonely because she calls you father, and is 
 yet fatherless. In all this company there 
 is kindred for neither father nor child." 
 
 " Whoever you may be, madam, j^our 
 words surprise and pain me. I am not yet 
 certain, indeed, that I fully understand 
 you." 
 
 " I do mean more than I can express in 
 words — here,'" said the domino, lowering 
 her voice almost to a whisper, and closing 
 her hand upon his arm. 
 
 " Pardon me ; but I am still unenlight- 
 ened." 
 
 Whatever response followed this remark, 
 it was observed by those who were casually 
 noticing the merchant at the moment, that 
 his countenance and manner underwent an 
 instant change, becoming agitated and in- 
 terested to a degree seldom exhibited by 
 men of far inferior self-command. This, 
 and his subsequent disappearance with the 
 domino in the direction of a hitherto unin- 
 vaded conservatory, would have provoked 
 flippant criticism upon any other masculine 
 member of society than him whose immac- 
 ulate repute as a gentleman of the old 
 school was an a3gis against which naught 
 of disrespect dared to turn its point. 
 
 It was not until long after supper had 
 been summoned, and all masks removed, 
 that the master of the house reappeared 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIEES. 
 
 235 
 
 amongst his guests and greeted thera in 
 their proper personalities. Then his more 
 observant, older friends, noted that the 
 calm of his face was colder than it had been, 
 and tliat his eyes were more solemn with 
 the shadow of some great preoccupation ; 
 but to the superficial and younger majorit3' 
 he was the same urbane, genial, and courtly 
 gentleman as ever, only worn a little with 
 the late hour. 
 
 Still later toward dawn, after the last of 
 the company had departed and the last car- 
 riage driven away, he stood in the parlor 
 still disarranged from the crowding gayeties 
 of the night, and looked down into the fair 
 young face of his adopted daugliter with an 
 aflection which strove iu vain to appear 
 wholly cheerful. 
 
 " Are you very tired, my dear ? " he asked, 
 as she laid a little gloved hand on his shoul- 
 der and bent her head to the caressing 
 touch of his own hand. It was a head lus- 
 trous with locks so darkly browu that they 
 seemed black in the gas-light. 
 
 " No, pa; only a little tired," she said. 
 " Has your enjoyment to-night been equal 
 to j'our anticipations? " 
 " Almost, but not quite." 
 " j\.nd why ' not quite ' ? " 
 " Oh, I don't know, pa." Then looking 
 up at him more frankly, she exclaimed, "I 
 am sorrj^ it was a masquerade ! " 
 " It was your own wish, dear." 
 "Yes, I know; and it was very gay and 
 pleasant to look at ; but I was disappointed. 
 Besides," she added, after a thoughtful 
 pause, "I can't help believing that there 
 were utter strangers here to-night." 
 
 A moment Mr. Goodman scrutinized her 
 countenance with unwonted sharpness ; but, 
 detecting no hidden thought in the clear 
 gaze returned, he smiled as he replied, " If 
 your belief is correct, the ' utter strangers ' 
 were not obtrusive in their strangeness, and 
 we may pardon thera for coming. 
 
 As those soft and deep brown eyes began 
 to return his own recent scrutiny with a 
 timidly questioning expression, he regarded 
 her more gravely again, and spoke more 
 seriously, — 
 
 " JNIy dear girl, it was my selfish wish that 
 you should not be too greatly charmed with 
 the giddy social pleasures that too often 
 become a young woman's whole world of 
 fancy and thought. The wish was selfish 
 because it contemplated my own interest, as 
 well ; for, if the opening of your first sea- 
 son in society should fascinate you with a 
 successful rival to the quiet of home, I 
 could not expect to find j^ou the same de- 
 mure, domestic little girl toward me there- 
 after. As a young belle of the highest 
 fashion you could no longer be content with 
 an old man's company and an old man's 
 friends." 
 
 " I'll never ask, or want any other I " she 
 interrupted, ingenuously kissing his hand. 
 
 " Don't be too sure of that, ray dear," 
 said the merchant, smiling, and tapping her 
 dimpled chin. " The son of a certain old 
 
 and wealthy friend of miue was the most 
 devoted of cavaliers not many hours ago." 
 " Now, pa, it's a shame for you to tease 
 me any more about him," returned the young 
 lady, with a pretty atterapt to pout. "I 
 really dislike him." 
 
 "My dear, I am sorry to hear you speak 
 so sti'ongly." 
 
 " But, pa, he is so tiresome ; and, besides, 
 he's — he's — " and she broke down there, 
 and was pitiably confused. 
 " Well, my dear, go on." 
 " He's — oh, dear ! — he's dissipated." 
 " My darling girl ! " exclaimed the aston- 
 ished gentleman, "what ever put such a 
 sweeping, such an indecorous idea into your 
 little head?" 
 
 "Don't be oflended, pa," pleaded the 
 adopted daughter, bending her head to avoid 
 his look. " Meeta Hyer says that she was 
 told so by a gentleman named Mr. Stiles. 
 Mr. Stiles's words were that it was a pity 
 he drank." 
 
 "Mr. Stiles!" murmured the merchant, 
 abstractedly. " Spanyel tells me, too, that 
 he was once iu my employ. Yet he seems 
 to know every secret of Society's prison- 
 house. Strange ! strange ! " Catching the 
 surprised look fixed upon him, he roused 
 himself from the temporary reverie, and 
 aflectiouately took her hands iu his. 
 
 " My child ! " he said, resuming the gravei 
 vein, " when it becomes your womanly des- 
 tiny to leave me for a nearer and dearei 
 protectoi", you shall carry with you no bittei 
 memory of my dictation to the impulses of 
 your heart. Until then, however, it shall be 
 my aim, so far as I may', to spare you the 
 loneliness of feeling neglected in youif 
 orphanage. And I would have you remem- 
 ber alwaj's, my dear," he added, solemnlj', 
 " that in causing you to bear my name, call- 
 ing you daughter, and teaching 3'ou to call 
 me lather, I have been actuated rather by a 
 desire to emphasize to you your possession 
 of a second father than to make j-ou forget 
 the first. In the memory of the beloved 
 dead there is no loneliness, ray child, no 
 loneliness. Living in such memory myself, 
 for many years, I have not been lonely." 
 
 Deeply "touched by the aflectionate solem- 
 nity of his voice and manner, the young 
 beauty stole an arm about his neck and 
 rested a flushed cheek against his shoulder. 
 "My dear second father!" she softly 
 said. 
 
 They were a fine pictui'e as they stood 
 thus : he in his grave and gentle humanitj'', 
 and she in her fervid gratitude and confi- 
 dence ; he in the dignity of honorable years, 
 and she in the siraplicity of trustful youth. 
 A grand old gentleman he was, and she a 
 lovely debtor to his Christian chiva'.ry. 
 
 "I have been childless as you have been 
 fatherless," spoke the merchant, gently 
 pressing back the graceful head and gazing 
 tenderly down into the fiiir young face. 
 "Who knows but that in giving vou some 
 day to one nearer than a father, I may find 
 a son ? Who knows ? " 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 Here was no cliaucc for any girlish prctti- 
 ness of tallv, and slie only blushed in rcpl.y. 
 
 " And now, dear, I have preached siifli- 
 ciently to banish any giddiness the ball 
 might have produced in you, and j'ou must 
 go and take the rest j^ou need. It is moru- 
 iug. but I will say good-night." 
 
 He kissed her lightly on the forehead, and 
 she turned to go. In an instant, liowever, 
 she was beside him again, looking anxiously 
 into his face. 
 
 "You are not troubled about anything, 
 pa?" 
 
 " I am afraid your head will ache to-mor- 
 row, my dear." 
 
 " But you are not worried? You are not 
 troubled because you consented to my fool- 
 ish wish for this childish masquerade, — 
 are you? " 
 
 "My dear child," replied the merchant, 
 with singular earnestness, " do not imagine 
 such a thing. I would not have failed to do 
 so for all I possess ! " 
 
 The seeming extravagance of this answer 
 took her by surprise, and she could only 
 say,— 
 
 " I thought you looked careworn. I was 
 afraid something disagreeable might have 
 occui'rcd." 
 
 " Why. my dear," answered the foster- 
 father, eying her steadily, " I did hear one 
 disagreeable piece of news during tlie even- 
 ing. Mr. Crow gave me assurance of 
 coming political events, which makes me, 
 although no politician, despair for my coun- 
 try. Kow, good-night again." 
 
 He could not foresee the future, terrible 
 and sublime, when all that was vitally false 
 in his country should rise, like a night of 
 eclipse to the sun, agaiust all that was loyal 
 and true ; when, from the judgment cliaos, — 
 throbbing with the thunder of falling fetters 
 and quickened with the lightning of the 
 sword that struck them ofl", — should come 
 the second creation of Man ; when, in the 
 first calm of the new genesis, there should 
 whiten into immortality, like a star into 
 moi'niug, the one soul of a century, simple 
 and grand enough to take the highest em- 
 bassy of a regenerate nation. 
 
 CHAPTER XLIII. 
 
 THE FINE ART OF FACILITATION. 
 
 Democracy will not wash. So long as 
 it remains the Great Unwashed, individual 
 wealth and assumptions have no peace for 
 it, and the scheme of universal Equality 
 (" excepting persons of African descent ") 
 meets its heai'tiest support; but with the 
 very first washing come aristocratic aspira- 
 tions for clean collars; then for a separation 
 of the home-parlor from the pig-pen ; then 
 for the dignities of office ; and finally for 
 recognition as a lofty species of post- 
 nobility. 
 
 Geuerally, this statement applies to im- 
 
 ported democracy; particularly, to the 
 mighty Demolition party; and personally, 
 to the Honorable Mealy 6'Murphy. As lives 
 of great men all remind us that it is at our 
 option to make our own existences sublime, 
 and, deceasing, bequeath to admiring pos- 
 terity the impressions of spiked shoes on 
 the sands where we came to time ; and, fur- 
 thermore, as such impressions, when finally 
 beheld by some forloi'n and fistiauically ship- 
 wrecked brother borne against the ropes 
 amain, are calculated to make him still hope 
 for the prize-belt and Congress, and pugi- 
 listically go in agaiu ; — wh^', such being the 
 case, the "lives" (numerous as a cat's) of 
 the Honorable M. O'^Iurphy were an edify- 
 ing study for aspiring youth. A native of 
 Killmurraymacmahon, County Clare, the in- 
 cipient statesman came as a Demolition del- 
 egate to this country at an early age, and 
 carefully refraiucd from washing himself for 
 several years. At length, however, there 
 arose in his path that enemy of Old Ireland, 
 known as the " Hunky Boy," and hira the 
 O'Murphy resolved to fight. Now it chanced 
 that daily ablutions Avere a necessary part 
 of the artistic training for this noble en- 
 counter, and no sooner had the fierce young 
 Mealy tried the first of these insidious nov- 
 elties than his colors began to run and his 
 radical democracy to fade. Washing num- 
 ber two inspired him to give a haughty 
 order to his " trainer " for a ruffled siiirt, 
 and inflict condign corporeal punishment on 
 that negligent inferior because the garment 
 he procured had not a "French yoke." 
 After washings three, four, aud five, he 
 ceased recognizing the Mac Tulligaus and 
 OThmus, who were not descendants of King 
 Brian Boroihme, aud spent as many daily 
 hours over newspapers as though he could 
 read. lu the great battle he beat the Huuky 
 infant past all semblance to himself, and re- 
 ceived an immediate proposition to run for 
 the legislature, with all the dignity becom- 
 ing a clean countenance aud spotless collar. 
 Is not the rest of his story recorded in that 
 excellent volume of Pye, Rait, & Co.'s 
 Youth's Library, entitled " The Bully Boy; 
 or, How a Poor and Friendless Lad became 
 a Congressman " ? Lives there an xYmeri- 
 can man with soul so dead that he remem- 
 bers not how the Honorable Mr. O'Murphy 
 washed himself into Congress for two 
 terms? 
 
 But now the cleansed statesman, in a very 
 frenzy of washing, proposed a still higher 
 wash to Washington. Not contented with 
 a mere membership of the house; not sat- 
 isfied with social eminence as a prosperous 
 banker of the royal Egyptian order, the 
 O'Murphy would fain be a senator; and, 
 having Plato Wynne to act as his prime 
 minister of manipulation at Albany, who 
 could doubt this last triumph of palm soap? 
 
 To come to the point at once, the pros- 
 pect was unmistakabh' " blue " for the lead- 
 iug Ebullition candidate, the Honorable 
 James Crow, and upon the daj' preceding 
 that on which the State legislators, at the 
 
BETWEEN TWO EIRES. 
 
 237 
 
 State capital, were to vote upon the I'espect- 
 ive caucus nominations in joint session, A. 
 Cringer sat gluml}- in a certain room of a 
 certain I^ew York hotel, witli such a droop- 
 ing air in his verj^ knees and elbows that his 
 chair seemed to be all that resisted his utter 
 collapse upon the floor. For a whole week 
 he had been at Albany, — had A. Cringer, — 
 expostulating most fervidly and generously 
 with those obdurate Ebullition Solous who 
 persisted in preferring Mr. Black to Mr. 
 Crow ; persisted in dividing the Ebullition 
 camp in the face of a united enemy, and 
 thei'eby assuring to the complacent King of 
 Diamonds a certain majority for his enter- 
 prising client. Vainly had he vied with his 
 darkly-glittering majesty in lavishing hos- 
 pitalities, blandishments, and beautiful ar- 
 guments upon these amazing recreants, who, 
 under the direction of two hard-headed 
 country members, met each primary Crin- 
 gerial temptation with polite disregard, 
 and mystei'iously chose the defeat of their 
 party under Mr. Black to its triumph under 
 Mr. Crow. So it was that General Cringer 
 had returned hastily to the metropolis on 
 the day before the election ; had secretly 
 sought the hotel where, on other occasions, 
 he had so often distributed scores of profit- 
 able offices to throngs of the faithful, and 
 had given strict orders at the desk that 
 none should be allowed to intrude upon his 
 despondent privacy save the few local dig- 
 nitaries whom he had notified to meet him 
 there in hasty consultation. 
 
 And while thus the great man pined imder 
 his cloud in his old ofllcial mill, there en- 
 tered the building a party of four gentlemen 
 of eccentric aspect, who, by their shuffling 
 gait, questionable linen, and bad hats, 
 seemed to be members of a social class not 
 usually residing at first-rate hotels. A cas- 
 ual observer, noting their arrival and the 
 apparent confidence with which they started 
 upstairs, would have taken them, say, for 
 the workmen of some stove manufactory, 
 on their way to briug down one of the hotel 
 stoves, or ranges, which might be out of 
 repair. Or, they were not unlike tinmen, 
 summoned to mend a leak in the roof; or 
 plumbers ; or hod-carriers, to ascertain how 
 much mortar would be needed for the re- 
 pair of the chimneys. So prone is the mis- 
 guided human mind to associate humble 
 station with unfashionable attire, that com- 
 mon perception would have done these four 
 shambling gentlemen the gi'oss injustice of 
 taking them for mere woi'kmen in the dirtier 
 trades, v\iien, in reality, they were illustrious 
 and powerful members of the city govern- 
 ment, elected to honorable office by the 
 suflrages of their enlightened fellow-citi- 
 zens. He who led the way, and spat most 
 frequently upon the Brussels cai'pets of the 
 stairway and hall, was Mr. John Bull, Pres- 
 ident of the Board of Councilmen, and par- 
 ticularly famous just then for having re- 1 
 ceutly fought two councilmen, and survived 
 a shower of inkstands, in a spirited combat 
 in the Council Chamber over a resolution to 
 
 declare St. Patrick's Day a national holiday. 
 The three dignitaries following him were, 
 respectively, Alderman O'Grocery, and 
 Councilmen Ockhone and O'Meeyi, the 
 last named having been one of the civic 
 statesmen engaged in the memorable fight 
 witli the President. The party, therefore, 
 were entitled to peculiar reverence, instead 
 of ignorant depreciation, for their unosten- 
 tatious attire and bearing; true dignity, like 
 beauty, being adorned the most when una- 
 dorned ; and the lounging transitory guests 
 of the hotel who thoughtlessly set them 
 down for vulgar laborers, should have been 
 slavish Saxons rather than free-born Amer- 
 ican citizens. 
 
 Arriving at the door of General Cringer's 
 well-known reception-room, President^BulI 
 and stafl' dispensed with the useless aristo- 
 cratic ceremony of knocking, and marched 
 into the presence like gentlemen who de- 
 spised all petty aflectations of humility. 
 In the same simple republican spirit they ne- 
 glected to remove their hats after-entering; 
 but that piece of servile sycophancy was not 
 requisite to reveal the fact that they all had 
 heads closely cropped, very low foreheads, 
 and tremendous necks. Messieurs O'Gro- 
 cery, Ockhone and O'Meeyi exhibited cheek- 
 bones which projected into actual shelves 
 at their upper extremities, — while Mr. 
 Bull's round and fiery countenance was 
 diagonally bandaged across one eye in re- 
 membrance of the last inkstand opposed to 
 him in debate; but what their combined 
 faces lacked of unmeaning beauty was 
 amply supplied in those sharp retreating 
 angles of brow and chin which denote in- 
 expressible force of character. 
 
 " Gud maruin' to ye, Gineral, and 'oping 
 that meself and friuds find ye in health," 
 observed Mr. Bull, who, although a Britou 
 by birth, deemed it politically advisable to 
 aflect the brogue of the governing class. 
 
 " Good-morning, gentlemen, good-morn- 
 ing. You are prompt," answered the Gen- 
 eral, without rising. " Be good enough to 
 take seats. I will detain you but a mo- 
 ment." 
 
 The strong originality natural to all great 
 characters developed itself once more, after 
 this greeting, in the peculiar methods adopt- 
 ed by the committee (for such they were) to 
 seat themselves. Mr. Bull gravely twitched 
 two-thirds of himself upon a small writing- 
 table ; Alderman O'Grocery dexterously bal- 
 anced his sturdy form upon the back of a 
 chair by a single upward swing of his right 
 leg ; and Councilmen Ockhone and O'Meeyi 
 hoisted themselves on either arm of an old- 
 fashioned sofa. In the Spartan severity of 
 their early training, these gentlemen had 
 beguiled their sedentary hours so exclu- 
 sively on barrels and hydrants, that mere 
 force of habit impelled them to avoid any 
 aid to a sitting posture which would deny 
 the accustomed pendulous freedom to their 
 nether limbs. 
 
 " Well, Gineral, and how's the sinatorial 
 row comin' on at Albany ? " inquired Mr. 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 O'Grocery. "It's that na.vffur-worshipper, 
 Crow, that's likely to be bate so his mother 
 won't know him, I'm thiukin'." 
 
 "IIiiiToo for O'Murphy!" exclaimed the 
 impulsive Mr. Ockhone. 
 
 " Aisy, aisy, giutlemen," interrnptcd Mr. 
 Bull, whose tine sense of delicacy was 
 shocked by such rude humor toward the 
 friend of Mr. Crow; "aisy, if ye plaze, and 
 don't hact like 'ogs in a uouse." 
 
 A something sharp in the expression of 
 General Cringer's attentive eyes indicated 
 that he took ample cognizance of the touch 
 of indignity conveyed in the speeches re- 
 buked by Mr. Bull ; but his manner con- 
 tinued drooping, and he spoke without 
 vim, — 
 
 "You all know, I suppose, gentleman, 
 how matters stand at Albany." 
 
 " Av coorse," chuckled Mr. O'Meeyi. 
 
 " Thank you, Mr. Councilman. And you 
 all know that I would not be hei'c just now, 
 in your esteemed company, but for some 
 very momcmtous cause. I am compelled to 
 admit that the cause is momentous. I am 
 compelled to adu^-it that the various nominal 
 members of m}^ own party in the legislature 
 who choose to split otf on Mr. Black, seem 
 more inclinedto be confirmed in their perver- 
 sity — for so 1 must term it — by the liberal in- 
 ducements of Mr. O'Murphy and Mr. Wynne, 
 than converted from it by the limited per- 
 sonal resources of the humble citizen who 
 now addresses you. I am compelled to admit 
 that Mr. Wynne is as unscrupulous in his 
 lobbying as he is truly gentlemanly and high- 
 toned in his private associations ; and that 
 the financial pressure he, in particular, has 
 brought to bear against me in my friendly 
 efl'orts to facilitate the success of the Hon- 
 orable James Crow, obliges me to ask a 
 little assistance from you, gentlemen." 
 
 "Is it from us ye maue?" cried Mr. 
 O'Grocery, with some fervor. " Sure, and 
 aiut we mimbers of the ould Demolition 
 party ? It's little we'll do, be gorra, but take 
 our poteen in honor of M'aly O'Murphy ! " 
 
 "I think you'll do a little more than that, 
 my friends," returned the General, in a 
 softly conciliating manner. " The suicidal 
 clique of I\Ir. Black is led b.v a member from 
 Mr. Bull's own district, and the rural mem- 
 ber from Cattawampus. We all know, be- 
 tween ourselves, that the member from Mr. 
 Bull's own district is really a member of 
 your ring, gentlemen, although nominally 
 an EbuUitiouist. Very well ! I beg that 
 you will at once telegraph him, over your 
 combined signatures, to stop his nonsense, 
 and support the candidate whose election 
 I am striving to facilitate." 
 
 Down from their perches came the whole 
 committee, as though hurled therefrom by a 
 tremendous electric shock, and notably dis- 
 torted were the ingenuous countenances of 
 Mr. Bull and his friends with mingled aston- 
 ishment and wrath. 
 
 " Wot?" ejaculated the President of the 
 councilmcn. 
 
 "F'hat?" panted Alderman O'Grocery. 
 
 " — support the candidate whose election 
 I am striving to facilitate," repeated the 
 humble citizen, smoothly. 
 
 "If that don't bate the Rooshians ! " ex- 
 claimed Mr. Ockhone. "Is it thraitors ye'd 
 have us to ould Tammany, Gineral, and 
 bastes to our party? It must be mad ye 
 arc to ask it." 
 
 " I merely ask it as a little friendly accom- 
 modation, my dear friends," returned Gen- 
 eral Cringer, sadly yet genially. " I merely 
 ask it as a lift for myself. I will not prom- 
 ise anything positively in I'etnrn for such a 
 favor, gentlemen ; but I may have an early 
 opportunity to facilitate the passage by the 
 legislature of certain little bills aflecting the 
 city government." 
 
 "Bad luck to it all," muttered Mr. Ock- 
 hone, exchanging scowls with his friends. 
 
 " Mr. Bull, here, hopes to be our next 
 comptroller," pursued the frank diplomat- 
 ist, twiddling his thumljs before him and 
 gazing abstractedly at them ; "Mr. O'Gro- 
 cery expects to be a police justice; Mr. 
 Ockhone and Mr. O'lNIeeyi have reasons to 
 believe that their admirable services to the 
 Demolition party will yet be rewarded with 
 the honorable offices of sheriff" and street- 
 inspector. Their nomination for these posi- 
 tions, however, will all virtually depend 
 upon the appointment of Judge O'Toole's 
 brother to the postmastership of this city. 
 That appointment comes from Washington, 
 and will be controlled by — mk." 
 
 A just perceptible jump went through the 
 whole committee, and IMr. Bull's sudden 
 pallor made the carnation at the end of his 
 nose display new infiammation. 
 
 " And now I'll tell you what I propose to 
 do," continued the General, abruptly jerking 
 himself to a rigidly upright position in his 
 chair, raising his voice to a higher pitch, 
 and favoring his friends with an ominous 
 stare; "I propose, when I return to Al- 
 bany, in a few hours, to buj^ the member 
 from Mr. Bull's own district ! There is not 
 time now to convince him by friendly argu- 
 ment, and I must have him instructed to do 
 without that on this occasion — to drop into 
 my hands, as it were, for the sake of you, 
 his friends. Query : will you telegraph, 
 gentlemen ? Yes, or no ? " 
 
 "Sure, Gineral, there's no resistin' ye," 
 answered Mr. O'Grocery, who now, in com- 
 mon with the other gentlemen, wore a de- 
 cidedly cowed air. 
 
 " Thrue for you, me darlin'," murmured 
 Mr. Ockhone. 
 
 "We'll do it," muttered Mr. Bull, sourly. 
 
 " Of course you will, my dear friends, or 
 why do we have a 'Ring?' What is a 
 ' Ring ? ' " asked General Cringer, as though 
 exercising an interesting class at school in 
 Ilazen's Definer. " A Ring is a private and 
 magnanimous understanding and associa- 
 tion between certain prominent gentlemen 
 of opposite parties, whereby the triumph 
 of either party, in city or state, is condu- 
 cive to the common welfare and emolument 
 of those gentlemen. It is a humane device 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 239 
 
 for the mitigatiou of those acerbities and 
 violences which woukl naturallj' rage be- 
 tween those gentlemen after each election, 
 bnt for such understanding and association. 
 You, my dear friends, are the Demolition 
 members of a King, whilst I am, tempora- 
 rily, an Ebullition member. You help me to 
 facilitate the election of my friend to the 
 senate, and I help 3'ou to facilitate the ap- 
 pointment of your friend to the post-office. 
 There is something generous and brotlierly 
 about such an arrangement; something 
 nobly mollient of party bitterness. I don't 
 know but I ought really to call it a progress 
 in Christianity." 
 
 The committee were but men, — only men, 
 although co-rulers of a great city ; and the 
 moral beauty of the fraternal scheme thus 
 set forth had an irresistible eflect upon the 
 finer sensibilities of their natures. The 
 eyes of Mr. Bull moistened. Messieurs 
 O'Groccry and Ockhone ^vere seized with 
 troublesome coughs, and Mr. O'Meeyi gave 
 vent to an audible sigh as he abstractedly 
 raised a large bottle from the writing-table. 
 
 '•Excuse me, Mr. Councilman," cried the 
 General, rather hastily, "but that bottle 
 contains ink. You will find a more agree- 
 able beverage on the mantel, yonder. I 
 must ask of you gentlemen, however, to use 
 the ink in a proper way. Mr. 0"Grocery, 
 allow me to tender you the friendly office 
 of penning the telegraphic dispatch we have 
 been talking about. There are pens and 
 paper on the table." 
 
 The worthy alderman, with that humility 
 which ever accompanies and adorns true 
 merit, advanced bashfully to the table, 
 fumbled laboriously at the stationery, and 
 paused. 
 
 " Do you prefer quills to steel pens? " in- 
 quired General Criuger, kindly. 
 
 " Why, Gineral," returned Mr. O'Groccry, 
 in marked confusion, "it's half killed I am 
 with the rumattizznm in me right arrum. 
 and it's the same with me frinds. We cotcht 
 it, I'm afther thinkin', in debatin' a hospital 
 bill lasht wake." 
 
 "I'm 'arf dead wid it meself," added Mr. 
 Bull. " It was called 'ygiene in the bill, 
 Misther O'Groccry." 
 
 " Av coorse it was," said that gentleman, 
 brightening up at the friendly reminder, 
 "it's Hygiayne that we've all got in our 
 right arrums." 
 
 " Ah, I see," observed the General, pleas- 
 antly; "none of you can write, — a mere 
 book-keeper's tx'ade, by the way, — and you 
 wish me to pen the despatch for you. I shall 
 take pleasure in obliging you." 
 
 Whereupon that most courteous of men 
 promptly drew his chair to the writing-table, 
 penned the brief telegram desired, read it 
 aloud to his friends, invited them to affix 
 such signatures as their severe hygienic 
 affliction permitted, made a copy, and sent 
 the latter to the telegraph office by a ser- 
 vant of the hotel. This little business hav- 
 ing been transacted, he dismissed the com- 
 mittee with a truly paternal benediction, 
 
 stood at a window, softly rubbing his hands, 
 for five full minutes, and then made swift 
 preparations for a return to Albany. In 
 fact, he was on the point of ringing for a 
 porter to carry down his valise, when the 
 door reopened, and Mr. Bull came sham- 
 bling l)ack into the room, with an air of 
 having forgotten something. 
 
 " How much for Macgiunis? " asked Mr. 
 Bull, in a hoarse whisper. 
 
 "Ah, to be sure," returned the General, 
 aflably. " My cheque for a thousand." 
 
 Whereupon the taciturn President of 
 Coxmcilmen retreated once more, and Gen- 
 eral Criuger rang for the porter 
 
 If the city of Albany possesses one dis- 
 tinction over any other habitable locality 
 on the peel of this terrestrial orange of 
 ours, it is that of demanding the very high- 
 est development of especial social genius to 
 render tolerable to familiar guest or stran- 
 ger one hour's sojourn within its corporate 
 dulness. Such being the case, the hapless 
 State legislators, compelled to assemble 
 there at certain times of year, need all the 
 ingenious social devices their many friends 
 can extemporize, to save them from a mel- 
 ancholy madness by which the great legis- 
 lative interests of the Commonwealth might 
 disastrously sufler. To the eternal credit 
 of those many fi'iends be it said, they have 
 ever rallied most nobly ai'ound their favor- 
 ite representatives in Albanian session; 
 and so varied and cheered with lavish con- 
 viviality the process of legislation, that the 
 latter has generally been far more farcical 
 than morbidly serious; but whoever of the 
 present day can remember the time of the 
 great O'Murphy-Black-Crow contest, will 
 readily admit that the financial and social 
 delights devised and administered at that 
 period by Mr. AYynne, for and to the partic- 
 ular friends of the Honorable Mr. O'Murphy, 
 surpassed all later lustra quite as greatly as 
 all preceding experiences. Commanding 
 no less than four luxurious private parlors, 
 and as many smaller rooms, in the fashion- 
 able Lobby Hotel, the elegant and sparkling 
 chieftain of City Demolitionism dispensed 
 such splendid and unique hospitalities 
 therein and therefrom to the true friends of 
 the O'Murphy, that those faithful states- 
 men would scarcely have exchanged Albany 
 for Pai'is ; while the indomitable Black fiic- 
 tion of the opposing camp were so posi- 
 tively overwhelmed with courtesies from 
 the same quarter, that their own proper 
 friends hatl but little to do for their enter- 
 tainment. Beautiful and improving was 
 the spectacle when the hospitable King of 
 Diamonds stood in his finest pai'lor to 
 receive some timid couutry memlu'r in the 
 Black interest, introduced by this or that 
 friendly O'Murphyite, and at once put tliat 
 timid country member perfectly at ease by 
 the gentlemanly cordialitj' of his manner. 
 Pleasant it was to see him sauntering 
 familiarly, yet undemonstratively, with his 
 latest callers, from one parlor to another. 
 In this handsome apartment a huge side- 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 board loaded with the rarest wines, bran- 
 dies, and aromatic Havanas, all free to 
 every comer; in the next a gorgeous sup- 
 per-table, ravishing with fifty delicacies for 
 any))otly who would eat, and attended by 
 half a score of waiters eager to serve up 
 fifty more ; in the next, three nice little 
 caril-tables, whei'eat the merest rural tj'ro 
 in dominos could confidently sit down with 
 Mr. Cutter, Mr. Dodge, or Mr. Bilk, and 
 win quite a decent fortune from that victim 
 of sudden and unaccountable ill-luck, with- 
 out half trying. Or, supposing some stern 
 Presbyterian Black member, from the more 
 truly rural districts, absolutely refused to 
 either oat, drink, smoke, or play dominos, 
 how thoughtful was it in Mr. Wj^nne to 
 accompany that old-fashioned gentleman 
 quite away from the bustling hotel for a 
 quiet evening call at the stately residence 
 of some estimable private family, where the 
 j'oung ladies would make quite a pet of the 
 old worthy on account of his striking re- 
 semblance to a favorite uncle of theirs ! 
 
 But let it not be supijosed that the adhe- 
 rents of that impracticable man, the Honor- 
 able James Crow, were sufl'ered to pine in 
 utter neglect and natural Albauianism. Al- 
 though Mr. Crow had, from the first, inhu- 
 manly refused to do anything whatsoever 
 toward dissipating the intolerable ennui of 
 legislative existence, the more tender feel- 
 ings of General Cringer came partially to 
 the rescue. Like his great rival, the Gen- 
 eral had a fine suite of hospitable apart- 
 ments for his friends, in the Lobby Hotel, 
 and was equally magnanimous in rendering 
 the most polite attentions to the Black 
 gentry ; but, despite his generosity in this 
 respect, the latter recreants had thus far 
 returned his advances rather coldly; and, 
 without their countenance, all the Cringe- 
 rial amenities must prove unavailing. 
 
 Thus stood the lines of battle on the 
 morning of that momentous day when a 
 majority of one hundred and sixty votes in 
 the State Congress was to decide the 
 mighty senatorial war. That morning 
 found the heroic Cringer in his private 
 room in the Lobby Hotel, holding earnest 
 converse with his fii'st-lieutenant, Mr. Ben- 
 ton Stiles. 
 
 "So these misguided minions of Black 
 would not come to our rooms, even while I 
 was gone?" murmui'ed the General, in a 
 forced, mechanical way. 
 
 "They steadfastly refused to haul-up 
 under our shed," returned Mr. Stiles, with 
 much equine fancy; " and gave me the dust 
 every time I tried to hail one of them on 
 the road. That McCracken is the sharpest 
 nag of the stud, General Cringer." 
 
 (Now McCracken was the celebrated 
 member from Mr. Bull's own district.) 
 
 " Very true, Mr. Stiles. He and his fel- 
 lows prefer the allurements of a pair of 
 profligate gamesters, — as a strict moralist 
 might severely term our friends O'Murphy 
 and Wynne, — to the humble attractions of 
 our unpretentious apartments. Hem ! " 
 
 " They won't eat hay, wheu they can get 
 oats and hot mashes in the next stall,"' sug- 
 gested Mr. Stiles, polishing his locket-ring 
 with the curtain of the street-window near 
 which they stood. 
 
 " Very true again, Mr. Stiles. Mr. Crow 
 has left a hard battle to me. I have fought 
 it faithfully thus far; but it has been, as I 
 may say, the always unequal struggle of 
 Labor against Capital, Labor against 
 Capital. Did Phelan O'Digit secure this 
 McCracken's pocket-book for us, Mr. 
 Stiles ? " 
 
 " He did, me lord. He had it in less than 
 ten minutes after I'd pointed out McCrack- 
 en to him in the cloak room of the House. 
 I made the addition to its contents as you 
 directed, and there it is in your desk yon- 
 der. Ah ! " exclaimed Mi*. Stiles, caressing 
 his goatee, and indulging in a smile of 
 meditative admiration; "that brilliant 
 young Irishman will make his mark yet. 
 He saj^s he'll never pick another pocket 
 after you've got him that place in the Tax- 
 Commissioner's office. He wants to reform, 
 you see, and spoke quite affectingly. I 
 told him to get the pocket-book, and never 
 despair of being somebody yet." 
 
 "That was right, Mr. Stiles," said Gen- 
 eral Cringer, nodding gravely; " we can all 
 of us do some little work toward moral 
 reform, even for the most erring of our 
 instruments." 
 
 "I told Phelan O'Digit," rejoined Benton 
 Stiles, with fresh animation, "that the race 
 is not always to the thorough-bred. I 
 recalled to his mind the fact that Flora 
 Temple was originally a cart-horse, and 
 can now do her mile under the twenties." 
 
 There is little doubt that General Cringer 
 would have been suitably moved to express 
 his approval and admiration of this apt 
 argument for youthful perseverance, but 
 for the abrupt entrance into the room of a 
 brisk, cross-eyed, red-nosed gentleman, 
 with high cheek-bones and spacious stand- 
 ing-collar, who wore an excited look, and 
 carried a slip of paper in his hand. 
 
 " Good-day, gintlemen," was the hurried 
 greeting of the unceremonious intruder. 
 " What does this telegram from the com- 
 mittee mane, Gin'ral Cringer?" 
 
 " This is what it meaus,"Mr. McCracken," 
 answered the General, not at all startled or 
 ruffled ; " it means that you and the col- 
 leagues you control are to quietly drop Mr. 
 Black, and give your votes for the worthy 
 and able citizen whose election I am .striv- 
 ing to facilitate. It means that you must 
 either do that, or give up all hope of ever 
 being returned from New York again, on 
 either ticket." 
 
 "Bad 'cess to it!" snarled the member 
 from Mr. Bull's own district, grinding his 
 teeth and crumpling the paper. 
 
 " Oh, this partisan prejudice, this partisan 
 prejudice!" exclaimed General Cringer, 
 shaking his head and smiling mournfully. 
 " See how it weds a man to the most worth- 
 less idols! Look at rae, Mr. McCracken. 
 
EETWEEN T\^^0 FIEES. 
 
 241 
 
 I sent Mr. O'Murpliy to Congress ; but when 
 patriotism, when principle, bade me pei"- 
 ceive that same good friend's unfitness for 
 a higher post, I dropped him instantly. 
 You have erred in your choice for a time, 
 sir; but your friends set you right." 
 
 "It'll be the ruination of me fortune," 
 muttered Mr. McCracken, sullenly ; " afther 
 me giving me wurrud to Mr. Black's frinds, 
 and" to Mr. "Wynne besides. Me pocket 
 picked, too ! " 
 
 " Mr. Stiles," said General Cringer, "just 
 be kind enough to hand me that article from 
 my desk." 
 
 The ofHcial successor of the mysterious 
 Mr. Mugses executed the mild request with 
 alacrity, and conveyed a bulky pocket-book 
 to the grasp of his beloved commander. 
 
 " There's your lost property again," con- 
 tinued the benignant man, handing it to the 
 astonished legislator. " Stricken with re- 
 morse for his wicked deed, and attracted, 
 possibly, by my gray hairs and friendly 
 look, the penitent thief returned it to me, 
 with the request that I would find its owner 
 and restore it. If you should find it to 
 contain anything more than it did when you 
 lost it. — if you should, — we may conclude 
 that the unhappy robber wished to make 
 some special amends for having put you to 
 temporary inconvenience." 
 
 A broad, peculiar smile broke slowly over 
 the honest face of the member from Mr. 
 Bull's own district as he dexterously slipped 
 tiie recovered treasure into his pocket and fa- 
 vored ?tlr. Stiles with a presumptuous wink. 
 
 "The thing's as chire as daylight, ould 
 man," quoth he, with much ironical humor, 
 "and you're the missionary that could con- 
 vert the divil himself! I'll do as I'm tould 
 in the telegram; and I'll be mum about it to 
 all but me colleagues, as you call them, 
 until it's over ; but I tell ye. your man won't 
 be elected. There's that mimber from Cat- 
 tawampus and his wan frind, that's neither 
 to be bought, sold, nor scared into voting 
 for your Jim Crow; and with tliim two 
 holdiu'out, it's O'Murphy will carry the day 
 bj^ one majority. So I and me frinds can 
 afibord to make belave help ye, anyway. 
 That's what thim fellows in Kew York 
 must mane." 
 
 " It seems but too likely, my friend ; too 
 likely I" sighed the General, drooping at 
 the sound. " Well, be the consequences on 
 the head of the member from Cattawarapus. 
 I shall have done my humble duty. Good- 
 morning, friend." 
 
 For some moments after the departui'c of 
 Mr. McCracken, the fine old Roman stood 
 with folded arms by the window, apparently 
 watching the people below as they crowded 
 through the street toward the capitol, but 
 really communing with liis own great soul. 
 Then, stepping first to the table for his well- 
 known broad-brimmed hat, he advanced 
 sturdily to the door. 
 
 "AVhithcr? Oh, whither?" cried Mr. 
 Stiles, too much awed hj the solemn man- 
 ner of the great man to sav more. 
 31 
 
 "To the cloakroom!" was the stern, 
 emphatic answer; and Mr. Stiles was alone. 
 
 The great moment was at hand in the 
 capitol. Tli,e galleries of the national 
 chamber were packed with a motley array 
 of fair women and brave men, eager to 
 witness an event " big with the fiite of Cato 
 and of Eome." The lobbies swarmed with 
 editors, lawyers, railroad officials, and gen- 
 eral lobbyites, who, having diplomatized 
 untiiingly for a week with the great minds 
 now about to assert the free senatorial 
 choice of the Empire State, were watching 
 for the end with the feelings that such men, 
 only, under such circumstances, can know. 
 The members were all in their places, the 
 usual preliminary business was nearly con- 
 cluded, and all seemed preparing for the 
 tremendous business of the day, when a 
 page came huj'rying to the desk of the 
 stony-hearted meml)er from Cattawampus, 
 and whispered a brief message. The mem- 
 ber stared, looked surprised, but arose at 
 once from his seat, and proceeded sternly 
 to the cloak room of the Senate Chamber,, 
 where he who had sent the message stood, 
 waiting to receive him. 
 
 "General Cringer," said the veteran: 
 country statesman, before the other had 
 time to address him, " I consent to see you. 
 liere for a moment only as a matter of cour-- 
 tesy. To prevent a useless multiplicity of 
 words between us, I tell j'ou at once that I, . 
 and those whom I can influence, will give 
 no vote for Mr. Crow. I tell you plainly- 
 that the mere fact of your advocacy of Mr. . 
 Crow would make me vote against him, 
 though he were my own brother. I know 
 you to be an impure man; I choose to sup-- 
 port Mr. Black because I prefer him ; and I: 
 will not forego my own honest convictions 
 for the sake of any party, or any individual, 
 in the world." 
 
 "Sir," said General Cringer, drawing a< 
 paper from the bosom of his coat, " you. 
 may choose to believe .calumnies against 
 me ; but I shall never cease to respect and; 
 admire the unimpeached integrity of a man 
 whose moral principles I know to be beyond, 
 all personal interests. Allow me to read, 
 you the contents of this paper : — 
 
 " 'A. Cringer, Albany, N. Y., — Dear Sir: 
 Yielding to your singularly pertinacious 
 importunities, I consent to receive a com- 
 plimentary vote. After which, howevei-, 
 my name must positively be withdrawn in 
 favor of Mr. Black. Yours truly, 
 
 ' Jajies Crow.' 
 
 "That note reached me at a late hour 
 last night." 
 
 "Well, sir?" 
 
 " You will perceive from it that Mr. Crow 
 virtually gives up the battle. You are the 
 only person to whom I have confided this 
 fact. To be concise and frank, — as you 
 have been yourself, my dear sir, — let me 
 beg of you to record your name for l\Ir. 
 Crow in tlie complimentary vote." 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 " And suppose that should elect him," ob- 
 served the ineuiber from Cattawampus, with 
 a look of suspicion. 
 
 "My deal" sir! will not McCrackeu and 
 his followers prevent that? " 
 
 " General Cringer," returned the other, 
 coldly, "I'd prefer not doing it; not even 
 to insure Black's election, sir." 
 
 Shade of Brutus! what was A. Cringer 
 doing? His form seemed to sink as though 
 some enormous weight were slowly and 
 irresistibly pressing liim down by the 
 shoulders. He was upon his knees ! ! 
 
 " My dear sir, on my knees I entreat, I 
 beg you. to yield to me in this matter! 
 "When ]\Ir. Crow and I were young men he 
 once saved me from ruin and dishonor by 
 an act of friendship which I may not name, 
 but shall never forget. I would lay down 
 my life to I'epay him now, by succeeding in 
 my eflbrts to facilitate his elevation to a 
 higher official dignity than he has yet 
 known ; but, since that is impossible, I wish 
 to make the vote of compliment to him a 
 compliment indeed. 1 wish it to include 
 every name of particular honor in the leg- 
 islature ; and with yours withheld it will 
 be a mockery. My very heart bleeds — " 
 
 " Get up, sir!" thundered the man from 
 Cattawampus, fairly goaded into compli- 
 ance by his own indignation at the awk- 
 wardness of the situation. " I'll do it." 
 
 Up rose General Cringer, with every feat- 
 ui-e eloquent of humiliation and despond- 
 euc3', and his knees white with the sordid 
 dust of the iloor. 
 
 "God bless you," he said tremulously. 
 "It will be merely a matter of form; but 
 God bless you!" And the member went 
 ■ back to his desk. 
 
 In his reception-parlor at the Lobby Hotel 
 sat the imperturbable King of Diamonds, 
 smoking an unexceptionable cigar, and re- 
 garding the reflection of himself in an 
 opposite mirror with careless complacency. 
 Having punctiliously discharged every po- 
 lite duty to official society, and given the 
 highest social eclat to the cause of his 
 client, Mr. O'Murphy, this immaculate gen- 
 tleman had committed the brief remainder 
 of the business to that client himself, and 
 was now awaiting news of the final result 
 with all that high-bred superiority to emo- 
 tion which restrains the j'eai's from leaving 
 superfluous lines upon a lofty countenance. 
 As he sat thus, giving gracious audience to 
 the assimilative courtier of the mirror, 
 and occasionally withholding the cigar for 
 a moment in the hand on which gleamed 
 the Midnight Sun, that, with an aspect less 
 like "cloud-compelling Jove," he might 
 ■bestow a keener glance upon his silent 
 familiar, there was a justiliable self-suffi- 
 ciency about the whole man, — a warranted 
 assumption of despotic superiority, — to 
 exact a tribute of involuntary admiration 
 from the most penetrative intelligence. 
 Sclf-eonimand was such an exact science 
 and consummate art with him, that it 
 amounted to a full abnormal faculty, — a 
 
 faculty of creating a special well-balanced 
 self to suit any contingency. In the event 
 then transpiring at the capitol there was a 
 Damoclesiau sword for him, Avhich, if it 
 should chance to divide its thread and fall, 
 would wound him mortally; yet, in full 
 consciousness of the peril, he sat tiiere 
 tacitly approving himself in unruffled seren- 
 ity, while men with far less at stake in the 
 great game playing were sick with uncer- 
 tainty and apprehension. 
 
 Three raps on the door of the room 
 called the solitary occupant to his feet, and 
 when he answered the sound there entered 
 a man with iron-gray hair and a broad- 
 brimmed hat, who seemed to have grown 
 ten years older since last night. A man 
 with downcast look, drooping shoulders, 
 coat buttoned awry and coat-collar twisted 
 out of shape under one ear, — a shabby 
 ghost of the great Facilitator. 
 
 " Excuse my intrusion, Mr. "Wynne," said 
 this lamentable apparition; "I am too ner- 
 vous just now to remain in public, and have 
 taken the liberty of giving j'ou a quiet call." 
 
 The least perceptible elevation of Mr. 
 Wynne's black eyebrows accompanied the 
 address, but the gentleman's general man- 
 ner and answer were without indications 
 of surprise. 
 
 " You are quite excusable, sir. Allow me 
 to oflcr you a chair." 
 
 " Thank you, Mr. Wynne." 
 
 "Will you try a glass of wine?" 
 
 " No. I'm obliged to you." 
 
 " You do not smoke now, I believe. Will 
 you excuse my indulgence ? " 
 
 " My dear sir, don't mention it." 
 
 " The New York papers of this morning 
 are on the table near you. Be good enough 
 to amuse yourself." 
 
 This was a polite way of saying that fur- 
 ther conversation was hardly called for on 
 that occasion, and sounded rather al>ruptly 
 for the arbiter eler/antiarum ; but before the 
 latter could resume his chair again, and 
 leave his uninvited guest to amuse himself 
 according to permission, the door was 
 thrown open with a single blow, and Mr. 
 Bilk made a sensational appearance. 
 
 " Sold ! " ejaculated the new-comer, sink- 
 ing upon the nearest chair, and exhibiting a 
 countenance lively Avith dismay. 
 
 Mr. Wynne received the monosyllable 
 without changing the cold stare which he 
 had fixed upon Mr. Bilk, on the instant of 
 his I'ude entrance. General Cringer's shoul- 
 ders straightened. 
 
 "Sold!" repeated the panting Bilk. 
 " The American voted for Crow, after all ! " 
 
 "Honor to Cattawampus!" intoned A. 
 Cringer, like some good Episcopalian, re- 
 sponding at chui'ch. 
 
 "It was an outrageous sell!" exclaimed 
 Mr. Bilk, violently. " It was intended to 
 be only a complimentary vote ; but, by some 
 confounded ! infernal ! dishonorable ! hocus- 
 pocus, it gave Crow every Ebullition vote, 
 and elected him ! I" 
 
 The bearer of this astounding news 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 243 
 
 looked at Mr. Wyuue almost fearfully, as be 
 spoke, aud received this returu for his eu- 
 terprise, — 
 
 " When you come again to a room occu- 
 pied by me, sir, you will be good enough to 
 knock before entering." 
 
 Butthe eflect upon General Cringerwas not 
 quite so subdued. His head became stiffly 
 erect; his eyes sparkled; his chest swelled 
 out in a military manner, and his voice was 
 like a trumpet. 
 
 "King of Diamonds, I have won another 
 game. Two aud the rubber ! " 
 
 " And I have lost," said Plato Wynne. 
 
 Flash the news to all your papers, good 
 reporters ! Let it be known, far and wide, 
 that the free will of the people, freely ex- 
 pressed by their incorruptible representa- 
 tives, has elected to the toga of the laticlave 
 him whom a true majority of his fellow- 
 citizens the most delight to honor. Senatus 
 Populiisqite Bomanus. 
 
 CHAPTER XLIV. 
 
 TENUS PANDEMOS. 
 
 Piquant notes, beginning " Cher ami," aud 
 boldly written on perfumed and tinted paper. 
 Informed Hardley Church and me that we 
 were to hold ourselves engaged for a little 
 supper with Miss Mai'garet Dalen, at nine 
 p. M., on the second evening after the termi- 
 nation of her own engagement at King's 
 Theatre. We were to send no regrets ; but 
 come like dear good boys, and meet a select 
 party of literary friends. R. S. V. P. 
 
 The most superHcial traveller through Bo- 
 hemia must be aware, that the intellectual 
 dwellers in that ajsthctical province make it 
 a matter of principle to decline no invitation 
 of that kind. So Church, aud I, and all the 
 remainder of the wealthy fraternity, favored 
 with the rather theatrical mot d'ordre, re- 
 turned prompt answers of acceptance ; said 
 answers being further flavored with as much 
 galaiiterie as the occasion seemed to justify. 
 
 When the night came, the philosopher 
 proposed to me that we should go some- 
 what earlier than the appointed hour, as he 
 desired to have a little private chat with the 
 fair player about his drama, before the 
 others arrived. To this I assented, and, 
 after a short sojourn in the establishment 
 of a friendly hair-dresser around the block, 
 who had literary tastes, we proceeded arm- 
 in-arm to the fashionable hotel where the 
 angel of the foot-lights had her suite of 
 apartments. On gaining that populous lo- 
 cality, it would have been the ordinary 
 etiquette to send up our cards, and wait for 
 permission to follow them; but as it was 
 not the practice of our caste to adopt the 
 aflcctations of uuintellectual people, we 
 went straightway to the actress' rooms, 
 without troubling the servants, and knocked 
 at the proper door with distinguished ease 
 of manner. Over this door was a movable 
 
 glass light, which, being partly opcL at the 
 time, permitted us to note that our knock- 
 ing had put a sudden period to some conver- 
 sation within. From this we concluded that 
 the dressing-maid was with her mistress, 
 and w^ould, probably, admit us. But instead 
 of that, the mistress presently opened the 
 door herself, aud received us with such a 
 fluttering air of discomposure, that we in- 
 voluntarily looked beyond her for the cause. 
 That cause was quickly made evident, to 
 my mind, at least, by the appearance of a 
 slender, light-haired gentleman, dressed in 
 deep mourning, who held a hat in his hand, 
 and had, apparently, been in the act of 
 taking his leave, when our arrival inter- 
 rupted his parting words. Mytirst glimpse 
 of the figure told me that it was Ezekiel 
 Reed ; nor should I have been more discon- 
 certed myself had it been unquestionably 
 his ghost. The utter incougruity of his 
 presence there, the incomprehensible sole- 
 cism of it, flashed upon me to my complete 
 unbalancing, for the moment ; and I am sure 
 that the mere expression of my countenance 
 must, in itself, have been enough to produce 
 the embarrassment mirrored in his. Church, 
 too, seemed stricken with a kind of para- 
 lyzing wonder at beholding him, and it 
 needed a conventional remark from some- 
 body to break the awkward spell. 
 
 "Mr. Church, aud Mr. Glibun, this is Mr. 
 Reed," said the actress, in a voice anything 
 but assured. 
 
 " I have the pleasure of knowing both 
 gentlemen, already," said Ezekiel, blushing 
 crimson as he spoke, but shaking hands 
 with Church and myself. " You scarcely 
 expected to meet me here, I presume, and 
 I" — here he threw a quick glance at the 
 actress, — " scarcely anticipated seeing you 
 here." 
 
 My wonder reached a climax at his ap- 
 parent recognition of my Bohemian com- 
 panion as an old acquaintance ; aud ray 
 point-blank stare did not help him to regain 
 ins natui'al case at once. 
 
 " But now that we have met, as you say, 
 Mr. Reed," responded Church, with a des- 
 perate eflbrt to be himself, " you're not 
 going to run away from us, I hope? You 
 ought to wait and take sup — " 
 
 " Mr. Reed has already declined prolonging 
 his call," interrupted the actress, with 
 strangely i-ude haste. 
 
 "I was indeed on the point of departure, 
 when you and Mr. Glibun knocked," added 
 Ezekiel, " and have barely time now to bid 
 you good-evening." 
 
 " Well, if it must be so, good-evening, 
 Mr. Reed," said Church. I inclined my 
 head mechanically, and, after two or three 
 low-spoken words from the actress, the 
 school-master's step-son left the room. 
 
 Hardly was he beyond hearing in the hall, 
 when Church threw himself upon a chair, 
 and indulged in a loud laugh. 
 
 "By all that's dramatic!" exclaimed he, 
 "but this is a good one! Why, Maggie, 
 my enchantress, how, in the name ol' all 
 
244 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 that's sanctimonious, did j'ou ever get that 
 handsome apostle in your train ? " 
 
 "lie was here in relation to some law 
 business," returned Miss Dalen, very coldly, 
 "lie never was here before, and may never 
 be again. Mr. Glibun, won't you take a 
 chair i"' 
 
 " Thank you," said I, aud took one. 
 
 "Why, what ails you, to-uight, Mag.?" 
 continued Church, moving to the sofa on 
 which she had unsmilingly seated herself. 
 " You're as cross as two sticks. Instead of 
 meeting- me — your line-looking, chosen 
 suitor — with the usual kiss, you positively 
 act as though we had broken up a surrep- 
 titious lovers' meeting." 
 
 She tried to look at him resentfully, but 
 quickly softened into a half-provoked smile, 
 under his aspect of serio-comical anxiety. 
 
 " AVhat brought you here so early, you 
 plagiie?" said she. "I haven't even dressed 
 yet." 
 
 She was very neatly aud becomingly at- 
 tired in a dress of pale-blue material, and 
 certainly looked more like the modest pride 
 and beauty of some relined and quiet home, 
 than like a popular player awaiting com- 
 pany to supper. 
 
 "Then you have one costume for us, 
 and another for our pious young friend. 
 Reed," insinuated Church, whose native im- 
 pudence had all returned to him. 
 
 "Hardley Church, I wish you wouldn't 
 speak in that way ! " answered the actress, 
 her eyes sparkling rebelliously. " Mr. Reed 
 is a gentleman very much above people lilje 
 me, — or like you, either, you bad old creat- 
 trre ! He is in the otlice with the lawyer 
 Avho drew up my contract with Mr. King, 
 and that's the way I happen to know him. 
 I only wish I was fit to have such a man for 
 a friend; but I'm not. That's the whole 
 story for you." And she sighed in proof 
 of the real feeling with which she spoke. 
 
 "Well, then Maggie," rejoined the phi- 
 losopher, more soberly, " I'll run you no 
 more on that subject. If Mr. Reed had 
 given me time to get over my surprise at 
 finding him here, I'd have shown him that I 
 don't forget how he proved himself a good 
 friend to me, once." 
 
 "If Miss Dalen will excuse me. Churchy," 
 said I, no longer able to restrain my curios- 
 ity, "I should like to know how in the 
 world you ever came to know him." 
 
 "I'll tell j^ou," replied he, with remark- 
 able earnestness. " He had a room in our 
 house, in Benedick Place, for a while ; and 
 when I was sick with typhus fever, and 
 everybody else fought shy enough of my 
 room, tliat young man heard of it from the 
 doctor, and came to my bedside like a 
 brother. Many a night he sat and read to 
 me for hours, aud then kept the ice on my 
 head until morning. I won't deny that he 
 preached an occasional sermon, and gave 
 me more or less gospel while I was down; 
 but I could stand it from such a noble fellow 
 as that. If he'd been my own brother, he 
 could not have been kinder to the subscriber. 
 
 He kept away from me when I got well 
 enough to go about again, and I haven't 
 seen him since, until to-night. I'd as soon 
 have expected to meet St. Paul at an 
 opera ball as to see him here. You know 
 him, too, it seems! " 
 
 " Yes. I went to a boarding-school kept 
 by his step-father, when I was a boy," was 
 my guarded reply. 
 
 " Was he always psalm-cracked?" 
 
 " He was very religious as a boy." 
 
 " What I saw of him puzzled me," said 
 Church, musingly. "By-the-by, I think I 
 remember his asking me something about 
 you one night. Do you know much about 
 him?" 
 
 " Not much more than I have told you." 
 
 "There's something peculiar in the ex- 
 pression of his eyes, — a kind of unutterable 
 loneliness, I should call it ; but God bless 
 him, whatever he is ! " 
 
 Margaret Dalen had given close attention 
 to this short conversation, so unusually 
 grave for Hardley Church ; and now turned 
 to me with the same troubled, doubting look 
 she had worn during my brief private talk 
 with her in the green-room. 
 
 "And yoti thought it very strange that 
 your friend, Mr. Reed, should call on me? " 
 she said, questioningly. 
 
 I could not deny what my face had so 
 flagrantly betrayed, but made an effort to 
 explain it on commonplace grounds. Mr. 
 Reed and I had seen very little of each other 
 during late years, I observed, and a sudden 
 meeting with him anywhere would have 
 caused me momentary surprise. 
 
 " Yes, I suppose it would," said she, lean- 
 ing her head upon her hand. A clock on 
 the inautel-piece striking the half-hour at 
 that moment, caused her to look quickly up 
 again, and as quickly rise to her feet and 
 pull a bell-rope. 
 
 " Half-past nine, and I not dressed yet! " 
 she cried, petulantly. "You must excuse 
 me for half an hour, gentlemen, and amuse 
 youi'selves as well as you can." 
 
 " Why, Mag. ! " urged Church, " the sub- 
 scriber came early for the particular pur- 
 pose of talking to you about that play be- 
 fore the others were here. Must you leave 
 us ? " 
 
 "I'm sorry, Churchy; but I haven't a 
 moment to spare now. Do excuse me." 
 
 The entrance of her dressing-maid, in 
 obedience to the bell, left nothing more to 
 be said; aud, with a coquettish demeanor 
 so exaggerated that it betrayed its own pur- 
 pose of disguise, the lovely little blonde fol- 
 lowed her attendant into a room, through 
 whose half-opened door several immense 
 trunks had been visible ever since our ar- 
 rival. Looking after her, aud scratching 
 his venerable head in a lively manner, Mr. 
 Church gave vent to his emotions in the fol- 
 lowing style, — 
 
 " Not one French word in fifteen minutes, 
 and as prim and demure as any rustic prude ! 
 Glil)un, my child, when a woman like that 
 commences to study for the character of 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIEES. 
 
 245 
 
 Caia Ceecilif,, it's high time for fellows like 
 you and me to admit the possibilitj^ of that 
 Bohemian mentioned in the Metamorphosis 
 of Apnleius. He, you know, as the old 
 Platonist humorously observes, was a young 
 man of great literary abilitj^, and, on that 
 account, was consequently remarkable for 
 his piety and modesty ! The subscriber 
 hereby nominates Mr. Eeed Chaplain to 
 Bohemia, as a reward for his conversion of 
 Miss Arsparsyar* Dalen from the error of 
 her ways." 
 
 He plainly attributed no other than a 
 sanctimonious purpose to Ezckiel's odd ac- 
 quaintance with the actress, though such a 
 conclusion would have seemed at least ar- 
 bitrary to nine men of ten. It was not 
 strauge, however, that I should tacitly agree 
 with him ; for, in my estimation, every nat- 
 ural feeling of the former "monitor" of 
 Oxford Institute was merged and lost in a 
 species of religious insanity that could not 
 be inconsisteut with its own diseased abne- 
 gation of self. 
 
 " All joking aside," observed I, " it seems 
 to me. Church, that Miss Daleu has some 
 pretty serious inclinations for something 
 better than a theatrical life. I judge so 
 from what we have seen to-night — uight- 
 mareish as it was in some respects — and 
 from sometliing she said to me when I first 
 met her." 
 
 " Ah, what a refreshing specimen of ver- 
 dancy you are ! " rejoined the philosopher, 
 stretching his legs to the laziest extent, and 
 surveying me with a sardonic grin. " Mag. 
 is a good little creature, aud will be still 
 better if she buys my ' Tomyrus ;' but as 
 for ' serious inclinations ' — gammon ! She's 
 an actress, heart and soul, aud will be while 
 she lives. It's a part of her cleverest acting 
 to counterfeit simplicity ; and that simplicity 
 might take a young parson in ; but a Bo- 
 hemian ought to be awake to the trick. 
 I'm too old a bird to be caught with such 
 stale chaff. 
 
 ' If women were little as they are good, 
 A peascod would make them a gown aud a hood.' 
 
 lona Hart is good enough for me." 
 
 After which Byrouic disposal of the ques- 
 tion, Mr. Church gave me to understand, by 
 a yawn, that he felt himself to be slightly 
 bored, and wandered away to a table where 
 some theatrical engravings promised better 
 entertainment. 
 
 Improving the opportunity to take more 
 particular notice of the room in which we 
 were, I found it to be a large and handsome 
 parlor, furnished iu the choicest hotel style, 
 and communicating at either end with a 
 dressing-room and a breakfast-room. The 
 door of the latter stood open, revealing a 
 tJ)le "set" with silver-plate, china, and 
 bouquets, and apparently all in order for 
 the eatables and drinkables of the impend- 
 ing " little supper." On the walls of the 
 
 * Aspasla pronounced according to the " Conti- 
 nental Method," which Church had unfortunately 
 contracted. 
 
 parlor hung a number of lithographs, repre- 
 senting the actress in varied characters, — 
 from Hamlet dowu to Jack Shcppard ; on the 
 marble mantel-piece stood a gilded French 
 clock, a cigarette case, aud a miniature 
 liquor-stand ; and upon an etarjdre of elab- 
 orate rosewood appeared various silver 
 cups, music boxes, sumptuous books, etc., 
 Vv'hich had been presented by admirers in 
 diflerent cities. Two chandeliers, three or 
 four itpmense mirrors, heavy red curtains 
 at the windows, a piano-forte with pearl 
 keys, aud a carpet of white aud crimson 
 velvet on the floor, made a glare aud glow 
 quite in keeping with the leading theatrical 
 idea ; aud as the flaring, midnightish si>irit 
 of the scene impressed itself more fully 
 upon me, I began to lose my anti-theatrical 
 suspicions of Margaret. 
 
 That American Shakespeare, Mr. Steele, 
 made his appearance iu advance of the gen- 
 eral company ; his office of temporary busi- 
 ness-agent and local literary man to our 
 invisible hostess involviug the duty of per- 
 forming as her associate in the eveuiug's 
 entertainment. Shortly thereafter he opened 
 the door to Scribner and Dewitt, who were 
 quickly followed by Gushiugton and Bird. 
 The evening toilets of all these talented 
 gentlemen, like ours, ran very much to 
 highly odorous hair-dressiug ; Mr. Scrib- 
 ner's poetical locks being even more spikey 
 than usual with oleaginous i^erfumery, and 
 Gushington's ebon ones gleaming down his 
 back with a lustre both rich aud fragrant. 
 Then came Mr. Nemo and Miss Hart; the 
 latter a Juno in the colors of Iris, aud the 
 former an incumbrance to be deserted and 
 neglected from the moment of reaching the 
 parlor. Mr. Fox appeared next, introducing 
 a weakly little strip of a man named Mr. 
 Little, whose affectation of a crimson neck- 
 tie gave an effect of recent suicide to his 
 aspect. Mr. Little was not exactly a lit- 
 erary man ; but then he was separated from 
 his wife, Avhich was all the same. 
 
 The brilliaut company thus gathered were 
 exchanging strokes of wit in scattered 
 groups and couples, aud several colored 
 waiters had made their appearance in the 
 breakfast-room with trays of viands aud 
 liquors for the table, when Steele was seen 
 escorting Miss Dalcn from the threshold of 
 her dressing-chamber to the society of her 
 literary friends iu waiting. With her crisp 
 flaxen curls running riot over a coronet of 
 theatrical pearls, her complexion height- 
 ened to the regulation bloom of a court- 
 lady's, her petite form attired in a blue silk 
 dress a la 3Iaintenon, aud her neck, arms, 
 aud fingers encrusted with a full retail stock 
 of jeweliy, thecaj-aof the playhouse looked 
 like something between a German princess 
 and a French prtcieuse. With her siujpler 
 attire she had also thrown off her former 
 subdued manner, aud now laughed and 
 equivocated with her guests so boisterously 
 that lona Hart was tempted to reprove her. 
 
 " And suppose we do disturb some of the 
 other people in the hotel," cried she, iu re- 
 
24G 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 spouse thereto ; " what harm will that do, 
 my love? Is there to be no (jaietti da ctnur 
 because some folks want to sleep as soon as 
 it's dark? But j'ou're only severe with me, 
 my darliuc, because you're afraid I shall 
 rob you of Churchy." 
 
 " just let the subscriber put in a word for 
 himself before you come to blows about 
 hiiu," interposed the philosoper, in his usual 
 vein. " I know I'm a prize for any woman 
 of taste ; but why can't you two graces ap- 
 preciate my exquisite discrimination be- 
 tween you. As Dumas says, la brune c'est 
 la passion," bowing absurdly to lona, ''mats 
 la blonde, c'est Vamour!" 
 
 "Oh, you may leave me out of the ques- 
 tion altogether, Mr. Hardley Church," 
 laughed the brunette. 
 
 " She'd like you better if you had a little 
 of Mr. Nemo's retiring modesty," said the 
 actress. 
 
 Mr. Nemo seemed to look pleased through 
 his spectacles at this reference to himself, 
 and bowed vivaciously to the fair flatterer. 
 
 " "Why, that may be so, Maggie," replied 
 Church; "for I've often thought, that if 
 Nemo and I could be combined into one 
 personage, perfection would be the result. 
 I possess all the great qualities that he 
 lacks, and he lacks all the great qualities 
 that I possess." 
 
 This speech produced a general laugh at 
 the expense of the luckless city-editor of 
 the 3Iornin(j Bog, who made a ghastly effoit 
 to join in the mirth and seemed heartily 
 glad of the diversion aflbrded by Steele's 
 announcement that the table was ready. 
 
 To the manifest disgust of several in- 
 spired intellects, Margaret Dalen selected 
 me to lead her to the board, and whispered, 
 as she laid a hand upon my arm, " Just re- 
 member, Mr. Glibun, that I'm acting now." 
 
 Indicating my comprehension of her 
 meaning by a slight nod and an intelli- 
 gent look, I performed my office with what 
 grace I could, and handed her to the head 
 of the table under a fire of jealousy from 
 every masculine eye in the company. 
 
 All being seated, and the waiters dis- 
 missed to the hall, Mr. Steele noticed that 
 the party was incomplete, and appealed for 
 an explanation, — 
 
 " Wild and Le Mons are not here, yet, are 
 they ? What can keep them? " 
 
 "Their European m-manners, I sup-p- 
 pose," stammered Fox, who was slightly 
 out of humor because Miss Hart preferred 
 Scribner to him as a neighbor at the table. 
 
 "I've been in Europe, Mr. Fox," said the 
 actress, " and I never noticed anything of 
 the kind in European manners. Had we 
 better wait? " 
 
 " Not a moment, Maggie," answei'cd 
 Church. " The late Mr. Wild and the late 
 Mr. Le Mons would be too vain if we did. 
 When the subscriber realizes that hundred 
 thousand dollars from 'Tomyrus,' he in- 
 tends to make it a rule that no one shall be 
 admitted to his suppers after the first 
 joke." 
 
 " Have you taken Ids ' Tomyrus,' Mag- 
 gie?" asked lona Hart. 
 
 " I'll take it if I can only get Churchy to 
 do what I want him to," returned Miss 
 Dalen, glancing at the venerable dramatist. 
 " If he would only let it pass for the work 
 of some London writer it would do so much 
 better. IIe"d make more and I'd make 
 more. You can't get people to come and 
 see an American play." 
 
 "They think it hasn't got the style, .you 
 know," observed Mr. Little, with marked 
 profundity. 
 
 " Take it, and pay me for it, and do what 
 you please with it, my adorable," exclaimed 
 the philosopher, striving not to show irrita- 
 tion. "That's the fate of pretty much 
 everything American. If you take an ai'- 
 ticle to a New York paper, the editor will 
 tell you that it will not pay him to buy 
 original matter when he can get plenty of 
 better stufl'from any English magazine for 
 nothing. If you take a book to Tye, Halt, 
 & Company, they'll pleasantly inform you 
 that ifs a losing business to pay copyright 
 to a native when they can have Thackeray 
 and Dickens and Tennyson for the taking. 
 When I did manage to get my ' Whims in 
 Verse ' published ten years ago (where are 
 they now!), nobody on the New York press 
 would speak a good word for the book until 
 after some London weekly had said that it 
 wasn't so bad. Irving had to be appreciated 
 in England before we provincial snobs found 
 out that he was the ' American Addison.' " 
 
 " I never could see much in Irving," 
 observed Mr. Bird, whose foggy little eyes 
 were not calculated for any great optical 
 peneti'ation. 
 
 " For my part," said Miss Hart, after 
 tasting a glass of wine with me, " my one 
 attempt to write a novel ended all my am- 
 bition for book-making. Mr. Scribner re- 
 members how I got as far as page one 
 hundred after working three months, and 
 then gave it up because he said that it 
 didn't have enough plot to make a good 
 sketch often pages." 
 
 Scribner looked up from his plate to 
 smile assent, and Church took the lead 
 again. 
 
 " It's no joke to write a book, let me tell 
 you," grumbled he, " though every fool 
 thinks he can do it. I tried a novel in my 
 green and salad days, and suflered more 
 over it than any amount of adversity has 
 made me sufler since. One day a\vay up to 
 the skies about it; full of pride and con- 
 fidence ; fairly bursting with good ideas, 
 and half crazy with anticipations of fame 
 and money. The next day heart-sick of the 
 whole thing; disgusted with what you've 
 written ; so broken down that you can't 
 drivel three pages in twelve hours, and 
 ready to curse yourself for not having 
 learned some good, honest trade. All this, 
 too, supposing that you've really got the 
 brains to write a book at all. I wrote five 
 hundred pages in eight months, and — 
 threw them into the fire." 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 247 
 
 "I'll tell j'ou what j-oiir trouble is, 
 Church," remarked the malicious Mr. Gush- 
 ingtou; "you won't consent to write like a 
 Christian, but must always be aping the 
 pert, choppy sentences of Jules Janin, 
 Berlioz, or some other foreigner." 
 
 "You think so," sneered Church, "be- 
 cause you know nothing about style of any 
 kind. My model is good old Seneca. Read 
 him, if you can, and you'll see what can be 
 done with short sentences, my boy ! " 
 
 " I never could see much in Seneca," 
 carolled little Mr. Bird, with his mouth full 
 of chicken salad. 
 
 But here the discussion was interrupted 
 by the mistress of the revel, who, being 
 greatly enlivened by the champagne she 
 pretty steadily sipped, had leaned across 
 the table to where Mr. Scribner sat, and 
 snatched a folded paper from the breast- 
 pocket of that gentleman's coat. 
 
 "That's not fair, Maggie," cried the 
 victim, holding the paper by one end and 
 striving to draw it back. 
 
 " Ah, let me see it," pleaded the actress. 
 
 " But you will not return it? " 
 
 " Oh, yes — parole d'honneur ! " 
 
 Scribner relinquished his hold, and the 
 actress tore open the sheet in great glee. 
 
 " It's poetry ! " she ejaculated. 
 
 "Read it ! Read ! " cried everybody. 
 
 " May I, Mr. Scribner? " 
 
 " If you think it worth while. I scribbled 
 it ofl' in a hurry for my own paper and don't 
 think much of it myself." 
 
 " Void!" exclaimed the actress, holding 
 up one hand theatrically, and at once read 
 aloud the following : — 
 
 "A BRIDAL GIFT. 
 
 The mother saw her only one 
 
 Before the parson stand, 
 To seal another love than hers 
 
 With willing heart and liaud ; 
 And down her wrinkled cheek there roUed 
 
 A fond, regretful tear, 
 For, though she gained a tender son, 
 
 She lost a daughter dear. 
 
 That daughter marked the sign of grief, — 
 
 And turned a paler hue, 
 As back to childhood's helpless years 
 
 Her thoughts reminded llew, — 
 And, bending from her lover's side, 
 
 She kissed the hand that e'en 
 Had gently ministered to her 
 
 In aU the years between. 
 
 'Dear mother, do not weep,' she said, 
 
 ' Though going far away, 
 In two short mouths we both return 
 
 To be your double stay. 
 And if your thoughtless daughter fails 
 
 In duty to be done, 
 Look up, dear mother, for the help 
 
 That's stronger from a sou I ' 
 
 Then smiled the mother on her child, 
 
 Such loving words to hear, 
 And pressed upon her glowing cheek 
 
 The sequel of the tear ; 
 And, raising up her trembling hands, 
 
 When plighted was the troth, 
 She whispered, through her quivering lips, 
 
 ' God bless ye, darlings, both I ' 
 
 A moment did she disappear. 
 
 And tlien rt'turned again, 
 With something by her lingers clasped 
 
 And dragged along amain. 
 Then tixecl her idolizing eyes 
 
 Ujion the youthful i)air. 
 Where, silent in a sweet surprise, 
 
 They stood to meet her there. 
 
 ' 'Tis little I can spare,' she said, 
 
 ' For scanty is my store ; 
 Yet here accept a bridal gift, 
 
 Before ye leave my door. 
 Though o'er-familiar to the sight, 
 
 And homely, it may be, 
 It ever nurtured peace between 
 
 My dear old man and me. 
 
 ' Then take it, daugliter, at the start 
 
 Of this, thy married life, 
 And give thy promise as a bride, 
 
 To use it as a wife ; 
 Nor ever in thy darkest hour 
 
 A friend more potent crave ; 
 For, 'tis the very broomstick, girl, 
 
 That made thy sire behave I ' " 
 
 " Ah, que c'est heau ! " ejaculated the fair 
 reader, with mock sentimentalitj-. 
 
 "I don't believe it would be possible for 
 a man to be funny without some slur upon 
 women," exclaimed lona Hart, who seemed 
 to have been disagreeably surprised by the 
 turn of the last verse. 
 
 Mr. Gushiugtou did not enjoy the general 
 attention given to Scribner on account of 
 the poetry, and felt that it was time to say 
 something remarkable. 
 
 " Women," observed this profound mis- 
 anthropist, " are living illustrations of 
 Hegel's postulate, tliat everything is at 
 once that which it is, and the contrary of 
 that which it is. Women are at once 
 angels and — the contrary of angels. 
 
 " III give you a better illustration of that 
 kind of logic," rejoined Church. "That's 
 so — so's that. There's not another such 
 perfect phrase in raetaphj'sics to be found or 
 made in the language." 
 
 " Churchy, you're intoxicated," said De- 
 witt, while the others laughed. " Let us get 
 back to books again, if you can't talk about 
 anything else without running iuto meta- 
 physics. What sort of a hero do you think 
 Plato Wynne would make for a novel?" 
 
 "He would have made a good raelo-dra- 
 matic figure," answered the philosopher, 
 good-naturedly, "but he's down now. That 
 was a tremendous coup of Criuger's, at Al- 
 bany." 
 
 "It was outrageous!" exclaimed Mr. 
 Little, who was a Demolitiouist. , " It's 
 time for the people to act, when that sort 
 of thing is ventured." 
 
 " Mob law would'nt be much improve- 
 ment," said Church. " I don't believe in 
 the virtue of mobsmen. Give them au 
 yuch and they'll take an L — they'll lynch." 
 
 " Oh-h-h — what a pun!" groaned the 
 whole company. 
 
 With inflexible gravity the philosopher 
 stared around the table, and sagely added, — 
 
 " There's too much freedom in this 
 country. That's the trouble. Rome had 
 her MeteUus and we have our Criuger. As 
 
248 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 old Colk\y Gibber saj's, when liberty boils 
 over, such is tlie scum of it." 
 
 This led to a sharp debate between the 
 last speal^er aud Mr. Little, during which 
 the other gentlemen, excepting myself, 
 stole away from the table, one by one, in a 
 mj'sterious manner, leaving me to enter- 
 tain the Ia>?lies. This I did to the best of 
 my nonsensical ability, noticing, by the way, 
 that Margaret Dalen drank far too raucli 
 wine, and occasional!}'^ used terms so ex- 
 ceptionable that lona Hart felt impelled to 
 stop her mouth with a restraining hand. 
 While Ave sat thus, there was a cry from the 
 parlor that Dewitt had gone home. Then 
 followed a burst of laughter ; and in another 
 moment there trooped into the supper- 
 room a company fantastical enough to have 
 served for illustrations of the diflerent 
 moods of madness. In fact, the wild Bo- 
 hemian crew had been plundering the 
 actress's great trunlis of their theatrical 
 wardrobe, aud now came pouring in upon 
 us with the spoils on their persons. Fox 
 wore a red cavalier hat with white plume, 
 DickTurpin's gorgeous dress-coat, and was 
 armed with a foil. Little Bird was disrep- 
 utable in Jack Sheppard's cropped wig and 
 cocked hat, and Romeo's domino. Gush- 
 iugton mounted the spangled turban of the 
 French Spy and was wrapped in an ermincd 
 cloak of some stage-queen. Scribuer wore 
 nearly the whole gay attire of the page in 
 Don Cajsar de Bazan. Steele was adorned 
 with the feathered cap of Maffio Orsiiii, and 
 the curls, mask and cloak of some Elizabetli- 
 au chai'acter. Nemo's spectacles aud yellow 
 hair were ghastly between Lady Gay Spank- 
 er's riding-hat and the gold-laced mantle of 
 some character in burlesque. The five of 
 us wdio had remained at the table could not 
 help laughing at these incongruous meta- 
 moi-phoscs, though the actress soon found 
 breath to scold the exliilarated wags for 
 taking such liberties with her property. It 
 was enough, she said, affectedly, to destroy 
 une jMtience cVange, aud she did not won- 
 der that Mr. Dewitt had gone home from 
 such a company of foolish children. Mr. 
 Church also remarked severely upon the in- 
 discretion of allowing minors to drink too 
 much wine ; but the offenders responded to 
 all sarcasms with such bursts of wit as 
 came handiest to their lips, aud sat down to 
 their wine again in the highest spirits. 
 
 The humor of the thoroughly Bohemian 
 
 ■ scene Avas waxing furious, and Mr. Fox had 
 
 r begun a French song to the accompaniment 
 
 • of musical glasses, — or glasses tapped to 
 
 the measure with knife-blades, — when a 
 
 rapping at the parlor door called Steele 
 
 thither, and quickly resulted in his re- 
 
 . appearance amongst us with Actou Wild. 
 
 A burst of badinage at the lateness of the 
 latter was suddenly checked by the strangely 
 serious look and bearing of that foppish 
 gentleman, who, drawing the chair offered 
 him to a distance from the disordered table, 
 threw himself upon it Avith an air of weari- 
 ness and dissatisfaction. 
 
 " What is the matter? Where is Baby? " 
 asked half a dozen voices, in sharp discord. 
 
 "Le Mous has gone home at last," said 
 Wild, half sullenly. 
 
 " Gone home ! " echoed I, Avitli a start. 
 
 " Yes," returned he, "gone home. Baby 
 came doAvn to the Daily Bread office, al^out 
 an hour and a half ago, to come up here 
 Avith me. He'd scarcely said three Avords 
 to me when one of his coughing-fits came 
 on, and, the next thing I knew, he Avas 
 leaning over a chair Avith the blood stream- 
 ing from his mouth." 
 
 Every cheek paled at the sound, and the 
 fantastical revellers of a moment before sat 
 mute aud affrighted under a chilling appre- 
 hension. 
 
 " He isn't — dead?" exclaimed Church, in 
 a suffocated tone, scarcely above a Avhisper. 
 
 "No, you raven!" retorted Wild, ner- 
 vously. " He had as bad a hemorrhage 
 Avhile Ave Avere iu London, and got over it. 
 I sent to the Park, as quickly as I could, for 
 a hack, and was directing the driver to 
 Benedick Place, Avheu Le Mons pulled me by 
 the coat, and Avhispered, ' Take me home, 
 to Fourth Street. My own home.' " 
 
 " The poor soul! " ejaculated lona Hart, 
 her eyes lilled Avith tears. 
 
 " He was a little frightened, — naturally. 
 And there is something frightful about such 
 a thing!" continued Wild, his own face 
 growing paler as he spoke. " I did as he 
 Avished, aud took him straight to his 
 mother's, though I'd sooner have died, al- 
 most, than gone to that house again. It 
 AA'as a dreadful scene there, — a dreadful 
 scene," he repeated, passing a hand across 
 his broAV. "Le Mons's mother and sister 
 Avould not speak a Avord to me after Ave'd 
 made the poor fellow comfortable ; but they 
 looked at me as though / had been the 
 cause of Baby's sickness ! I came aAvay 
 feeling as though I'd been killing somebody. 
 That's my pay for standing by a fellow like 
 a brother ! " 
 
 He tried to say it carelessly, and added, 
 in a lighter tone aud Avith a straightening of 
 his shoulders, that Gwin Avas very cijmfort- 
 able and AVould be about again in a day or 
 two ; but neither he nor the rest of us could 
 really brighten after such a shock, aud it 
 was not iu Aviue, Avit, nor philosophy to 
 banish the skeleton that had suddenly 
 arisen to the one vacant chair at the table. 
 
 Church did not attempt to even smile 
 again ; and when the Avearers of the theat- 
 rical dresses stole aAvay, in very shame, to 
 get rid of their taAvdr}"- shreds and patches, 
 he and lona Hart took leaA'e of the actress 
 aud us, on pretence that it Avas later than 
 they had thought, and hurried away to- 
 gether. Seeing Wild arise to foUoAV their 
 example, I declared that I Avould Avalk with 
 him ; nor did Margaret Dalen show any 
 disposition to detain us. She accompanied 
 us to the parlor door, hoAvever, and once 
 more Avhispercd, as I bade her good-by, 
 "Remember, Mr. Glibun, I have been act- 
 ing to-night." 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 249 
 
 Wild was a but a moody compauion for 
 the distance we had together, aud seemed 
 disinclined for free conversation on any 
 topic. He did not feel at all uneasy about 
 Gwin Le Mous, he said, for the hemorrhage 
 had ceased with his first swalloAV of salt and 
 water after reaching home; but it was hard 
 for a fellow to be scowled at like an assassin 
 by the mother and sister of the friend he 
 loved best in the world. He didn't feel 
 much like talking after that. 
 
 To divert his mind, aud my own, too, 
 from the subject, I repe-atcd what Church 
 had said at the table about having published 
 a book once, and asked whether he had ever 
 seen a copy. 
 
 "Yes, — some time ago," he replied. 
 
 "And what did it amount to?" 
 
 " It was a dull book, with some redeem- 
 ing pages ; a volume of smoke, with occa- 
 sional sheets of flame." 
 
 Aud with this question and answer, Acton 
 Wild aud I parted for the night, — or 
 morning. 
 
 CHAPTER XLV. 
 
 IXION ASD THE CLOUD. 
 
 The mingled regret and satisfaction felt 
 by me, in the knowledge that my misguided, 
 but dear, old playmate was Ul and in his old 
 home, had a peculiar turn of ultimate self- 
 reproach given to them by the conviction 
 that I, by my present* associations, was ren- 
 dered scarcely more Avorthy the esteem and 
 welcome of his mother and sister than Wild 
 had found himself to be. Willingly would 
 I have repaired to the house in Fourth 
 Street, and shown my solicitude for the 
 early recovery of poor Gwin, but for the 
 vague, half-guilty shyness of so doing, with 
 which, in common with my brother-scribes, 
 I had been infected by the representations 
 of Wild. Had not Ezekiel Reed, on the 
 memorable evening of our sudden meeting 
 in Benedick Place, said enough of my first 
 sweetheart, Constance, to teach me that she 
 would scarcely be rejoiced to recognize a 
 former friend in a present Bohemian? Had 
 not Gwiu's oAAii confession shown me the 
 characters of his mother and sister in as- 
 pects of such stern moral severity that even 
 a son and brother could not be literary in 
 our grade without guilt to them ? If re- 
 lentless accusation was the award of the 
 afflicted little household to Wild, the fellow- 
 Bohemians of the latter had reason to expect 
 no hearty welcome should they go to that 
 house where no trouble might have entered 
 but for the wayward invalid's brothership 
 with them, as with him. Church, Fox, Bird, 
 — 'all of us, were thus deterred from at once 
 carryiug such hope and cheer as we could 
 to the sick-bed of poor Bab}'^ ; but, late one 
 afternoon, not many days after Dalen's sup- 
 per, while several of the brotherhood were 
 enjoying one of their frequent lounges and 
 32 . 
 
 smokes in my devoted room, the philoso- 
 pher waxed particularly rebellious at the 
 situation, aud suggested a bold movement. 
 " loua Hart," said he, puffing a vindictive 
 cloud of smoke, "has sent three bouquets 
 to Babj', in as many daj's, ' with the compli- 
 ments' of a literary friend; ' aud they've all 
 been taken in at the door. AVIiich proves 
 that his blue-prcsbyterian folks are not too 
 godly to allow the poor fellow an occasional 
 touch of sunshine in his cell. Now I pro- 
 pose that three or four of us go there in a 
 sort of surprise-party to-morrow afternoon, 
 aud give the old chap a good rousing-up, in 
 spite of his woraeu. It'll do him more good 
 than all the dosing and coddling in the 
 world. We know what a merry soul he is ; 
 we know how he'd enjoy a select little spree, 
 if he is sick ; and I say, let us go, and let 
 each of us carry something or other to cheer 
 him up. I'll take him all the unchristian 
 weekly papers. Glibun might carrj^ along a 
 basket of fruit — " 
 
 "I'll tell you what I'll take," interrupted 
 Gushington, in high glee. " You know what 
 a fellow Baby always is for sporting-dogs. 
 I'll get an acquaintance of mine to lend me 
 his fancy-terrier, — so small I can carry it in 
 a pocket. I'll take that ! " 
 
 "And I'll cany a pack of cards, — for a 
 quiet game of euchre on the bed, you know ! " 
 added Bird, rubbing his hands. 
 
 "I'll take my f-f-fiddle," stuttered Fox, 
 " and g-give him a tune ! " 
 
 I never saw old Church enjoy anything 
 quite so much as the immediate success of 
 this amiablj^ vandalishideaof his; nor could 
 I find it in my heart to oppose a scheme 
 grounded in such thoroughly good feeling. 
 He laughed, choked with smoke, shed tears 
 over his pipe, and gave me a slap between 
 the shoulders that sent my pipe sparkling 
 to the fioor. 
 
 " We must let Wild and Scribner into it, 
 too," said he. " The more the merrier. We 
 must go in couples, though, ten or fifteen 
 minutes apart, or the ladies will faint at 
 seeing so many sinners all in a row." 
 
 " But suppose the ladies should refuse us 
 admission," urged I, compuuctiousl3^ 
 
 " Then we'll take the liberty of passing 
 the act over their gentle veto, and apologize 
 to them afterwards," laughed the venerable 
 hyena. " But I'm not afraid of that." 
 
 " AVell," returned I, plucking up courage, 
 " as Mrs. Le Mous and her daughter wei*e 
 very good friends of mine when I was a 
 boy, and have received no ofieuce from me 
 since, I don't see why I should fear it much, 
 either." 
 
 In fact, the audacious expedient was just 
 what we needed, to overcome our hesitation 
 at facing the two best earthly frieuds of our 
 sick comrade. It was not rigorousl}^ in 
 keeping with the more punctilious usages of 
 polite society, aud might be open to a sus- 
 picion of positive impudence ; but if supe- 
 rior literary minds shrink from showing true 
 indepeudence, why might we not as well be 
 all slaves at once, and have done with it ? 
 
250 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 The ijrcat and subtle spirit of progressive 
 civilization depends upon the free and soar- 
 ing intellects of an age for a grailual but 
 sure emancipation of our race from those 
 degrading fetters of Form and Usage Avhich 
 are forever compelliug the mighty human 
 soul to Conform, Conform; and it is due to 
 the mental giants of the New York Bohemia 
 of ray time to state that they would not 
 conform. No, sir. 
 
 When my friends had decided, then, upon 
 said expedient for restoring the health and 
 spirits of Gwin Le Mons, they knocked the 
 ashes from their brierwoods into a hat of 
 mine which stood upon the bureau, nomi- 
 nated Mr. Church to solicit a temporary 
 accommodation of two dollars from me for 
 evening refreshments, and departed in a 
 vivacious body for the green-room of King's 
 Theatre. Not being in a mood to join this 
 latter expedition, nor yet disposed to rely 
 upon solitude for those charms that sages 
 have seen in its face, I sufiered tliose free 
 spirits to get fairly clear of the building, 
 and then sallied forth, myself, to make a 
 friendly call. 
 
 Directing my steps to a neat brick house 
 just two blocks westward of Benedick 
 Place, and affably stating my business to the 
 servant who answered my ring, I was con- 
 ducted to a sitting-room on the second floor, 
 where Miss lona Hart did make her scrip- 
 torium and cosey home. A knock at the 
 door was responded to by that literary Juno 
 in person; and, encouraged by a graceful 
 and easy welcome, I deposited hat and gloves 
 upon an ottoman, drew a chair into sociable 
 proximity with that which the goddess 
 adopted for her own occupation, and at 
 once plunged into those absorbing observa- 
 tions on health and weather so necessary to 
 the inauguration of every well-ordered chat. 
 
 The room was Inr^e and air^^ and had 
 plenty of substantial furniture in mahogany 
 and hair-cloth; but two opened trunks 
 against the wall, with half of their contents 
 boiling over the sides, lent no improvement 
 to the general effect; nor did a shawl on the 
 floor, a bonnet on the sofa, and a veil caught 
 in the joint of a gas-jet, convey the most 
 tasteful idea of a boudoir. Furthermore, a 
 table heaped with writing-paper, ink-bottles, 
 scrap-books, and newspapers, was demoral- 
 izing to behold ; and a tumbler, containing 
 egg and spoon, failed to render the mantel- 
 shelf picturesque, even though assisted in 
 the effort by a pair of cui-ling-tongs and a 
 handful of curl-papers. But, if these dis- 
 orderly surroundings were repugnant to the 
 fairest ideal of womanly domesticity, there 
 was an ever- varying intelligence in the ani- 
 mated face of Juno ; an arch literary grace 
 in her flowing black curls, ink-tipped An- 
 gers, and studiously-negligent delaine gown, 
 confined at the waist by cord and tassels ; 
 to make the critic appreciate something 
 higher in woman than mere housevviferj', 
 something more intellectual than a mere 
 feminine capacity for vulgar, mechanical 
 home-duties. 
 
 My own unparalleled experience as critic 
 in such matters made me thus appreciative 
 at once. It made me positively spoony, so 
 to speak, before the mental superiority of 
 Miss Hart had developed itself in half a 
 dozen sentences about health and weather. 
 The clear, ingenuous smile wltli which she 
 artlessly regarded me was an inspiration to 
 a gentlemanly languishment denoting the 
 first degree of hopeless captivitj^ and I be- 
 came sentimental forthwith. 
 
 " You may think me childish. Miss TIart," 
 said I, with interesting gravity, -'but this 
 illness of Gwin's depresses me so much that 
 I have really come here to be cliecred-up 
 by .you. Our other friends cannot feel about 
 Gwin just as I do. He and I were so inti- 
 mate in childhood that he seems to me like 
 a brother." 
 
 "Every one who knows Babj', must love 
 him," was her pensive response, '-and I 
 should feel sadly enough, too, if his attack 
 were more severe. So I can sympathize 
 with you, if I cannot cheer you, Mr. 
 Glibun." 
 
 " You have sent flowers to him. That 
 was very kind." 
 
 "Oh, that was nothing. You know his 
 people, I believe, Mr. Glibun. Are they so 
 proud and uncharitable as Acton Wild ap- 
 pears to think them? " 
 
 "I have seen nothing of them since I 
 was a boy," responded I, looking down, 
 " and can only judge them by report. I 
 should not say they were proud, but I'm 
 afraid that they regard Wild as having led 
 Gwin astray, in the first place, and would 
 estimate the rest of us by Wild. Very un- 
 just, of course." 
 
 "Ought we to blame them for that?" 
 asked lona Hart, looking keenly at me as 
 though she would know my real thoughts on 
 the subject. " Would Baby be a sorrow to 
 them now, if he had chosen different com- 
 pany ? " 
 
 Surprised, if not startled, to hear her 
 speak in tluit tone, but well aware of the 
 reproachful truth she implied, I was con- 
 scious of changing color, and returned an 
 indirect repl.y, — 
 
 " I did all that I could. Miss Hart, to per- 
 suade Gwin to return home and be recon- 
 ciled to his mother and sister. He prom- 
 ised long ago, but kept putting ofi', putting 
 oflV 
 
 " Yes, yes," said she, feelingly, " that was 
 the way with Baby, — putting ofl' always. I 
 used to persuade him in that way when he 
 came here to see mc. ' Oh, I'm going, 
 'Ona!' he would say, half-frowning, half- 
 laughing; ' I shall get awful lectures from 
 mother and sister, but I deserve a beating.' 
 But he did not go." 
 
 " Do you think it was Wild's influence 
 that made him act so? " 
 
 " No more than Church's, or Mr. Fox's, 
 or Mr. Gushington's. It was the influence 
 of the course of life he had fallen into, Mr. 
 Glibun. It was no life for a simple child 
 like Baby. We were not the companions 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 251 
 
 for a weak, easily led young man -with a 
 good home and good mother and sister." 
 
 "We! Miss Hart?" 
 
 " Let us be honest," she earnestly said, 
 clasping her hands and loolcing at nie with a 
 dreamy kind of regret. "We know well 
 enough, in our own hearts, that, if we had 
 brothers and sisters of our own, we would 
 not have them like ourselves. Oh, no, no! " 
 
 Giving way to the feelings suddenly 
 aroused in me by her words ; drawn closer 
 toward her by the mere magnetism of sin- 
 cerity ; I dismissed all aflectation from my 
 face and language, and confessed to loua 
 Hart more than I had yet confessed to my- 
 self. 
 
 "This Bohemianism is indeed fit only for 
 the homeless and friendless ! " I exclaimed, 
 bitterly; "and who that bad any worthy 
 hope or aim in life would adopt it? If I 
 ■and the others have been pure, good friends 
 to mj' dear old playmate, why should we 
 all feel ashamed to face his mother and sis- 
 ter, as thougii we had injured them? I am 
 going there to-morrow with Church; and 
 Sirs. Le Mous and her daughter s;hall hear 
 me warn my friend to have friends like 
 Church and me no longer." 
 
 I lashed myself with such hearty good- 
 will in the sudden frenzy of remembering 
 my own aimless, outcast condition, that 
 Miss Hart regarded me with increasing 
 wonder. 
 
 " You have always seemed different from 
 my other literary friends," she pointedly 
 said. " Margaret Dalen told me how j'ou 
 had spoken to her when she first m6t j-ou, 
 and we both concluded, Mr. Glibun, that 
 you would not be a Bohemian long. I have 
 taken you to be somewhat like Mr. Dewitt ; 
 only coming amongst us occasionally fi-om 
 curiosity." 
 
 There was a curiosity in this speech, 
 which, at another time, I might have sought 
 to evade ; but now, between morbid self- 
 consciousness and infatuation, I cared only 
 to aggravate my own misfortunes. 
 
 " I3ohemia is my natural refuge, Miss 
 Hart. Dewitt has a home, and a mother, 
 and home-friends. He has something to 
 look forward to in the world. But I have no 
 home nor friends, nor object of ambition. 
 I have a professional position and can earn 
 a very good living ; but as for having claims 
 to any other kind of life than the one you 
 find me in, that is a mistake. I'm nothing 
 but a homeless, hopeless Bohemian ! " 
 
 There was a short pause after that, during 
 which my right hand wandered to the back 
 of her chair and gave my eyes an excuse 
 not to meet hei's. 
 
 " Have you no sisters, or brothers, Mr. 
 Glibun?" 
 
 " None. — Thank God ! " 
 
 Another pause, and then, " If I had but a 
 brother, my life would be a very diflcrent 
 one, I think. After the death of my father, 
 which occurred while I was a child, there 
 was no one left to be a companion and guide 
 to me. My step-mother thought me queer, 
 
 and neglected me. As I grew older it 
 seemed to me that my step-mother and her 
 friends grudged me a place in my former 
 home ; and, as my father had left me a small 
 income, I determined at last to come to 
 New York and seek a new home amongst 
 strangers. After I had been in this city 
 about a year, one who pretended to be a de- 
 voted friend induced me to take my money 
 from its investment and lend it. I lost it 
 in that way, and the friend with it. Then, 
 of course, I had to do something for a liv- 
 ing, and undertook to write for tlie press. 
 That made me acquainted with Mr. Church 
 and my other literary friends, and they have 
 always been like so many brothers to me. 
 Still, if I had an own dear brother I should 
 not wish them to be like brothers to him. 
 I tell you all this, Mr. Glibun, because you 
 have spoken so freely of yourself to me, 
 and because /would have j-ou think neither 
 better nor worse of me than I deserve." 
 
 She spoke in a low, rich voice, with each 
 varying tone of which I regarded her more 
 confldentlj^ and grew happier in a new and 
 glowing emotion. If she had appeared 
 sympathetic and beautiful in my eyes when 
 speaking so gently and regretfully of Gwin, 
 how move tender was the effect when, with 
 drooping head and subdued breath, slie so 
 trustfully confided to me her own history. 
 Drawing my chair closer, and leaning tow- 
 ard her until my face nearly touched her 
 graceful shoulder, — until the warmth from 
 my lips must have penetrated that shoulder 
 with the heat of a passionate contact, — I 
 timidly took one of her hands, as though I 
 would thereby express a sympathizing com- 
 prehension of more than she had said. The 
 least pulse of an instinct to draw the hand 
 away gave me but the more tremulous 
 pleasure in its possession ; the rich color 
 mantling and paling on the velvet cheek 
 like an inaudible sigh, made my breathing 
 quick with a strange, delightful fear. 
 
 " Let me call you lona," I said, in a husky 
 whisper ; " will you ? " 
 
 She slightly averted her face, but bowed 
 her head in silent assent as she did so. 
 
 " Let me prove how thoroughly I sympa- 
 thize with you, — how much more nobly I 
 think of you for the brave womanhood j'ou 
 evince in your false situation, — by ofl'ering 
 myself to you as a devoted friend." 
 
 " I am not worthy — " 
 
 " Do not say that. The similarity of our 
 situation gives us an indisputable equalit}-, 
 or I should not presume to venture as I do. 
 We are both cast out alone upon the world, 
 and fated to lives which we feel to be un- 
 like what they might and should be. Let 
 us have no pride between us ; let us under- 
 stand each other as no others understand 
 us, and be bound to each other in the bond 
 of a sympathy above all around us." 
 
 "I should be unkind," she said, quietly, 
 but with eyes still averted, " if I permitted 
 you, in your too generous impulsiveness, to 
 hold me entirely blameless in the things I 
 have told you. I shall prize, and be proud 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 of, you as a litcrai\y friend ; but for friend- 
 ship of a liiglicr kind, it may not be wise in 
 you to select suelias I. What do you know 
 of me beyond the few words I have spoken 
 of myself ? " 
 
 " Intuition tells me all I wish, or require, 
 to know ! " I passionately exclaimed, ray 
 right hand slipping nervously down the 
 back of her chair. " See how instantane- 
 ousl}', as it were, we are drawn so closely 
 together, that a near companionship of 
 years seems to be realized and justified in 
 a moment. Let me regard and treat you as 
 the true sister of my heart; the first human 
 being to whom my nature has ever respond- 
 ed with a love — " 
 
 Convulsively her hand closed around 
 mine in an interruption more peremptory 
 than words, — 
 
 "Dear friend! we must not speak of 
 love." 
 
 " Why not of love, dear, dear lona! " — I 
 was trembling like a leaf with excitemeiat, 
 and every breath fanned her warm cheek in 
 a warmer gust as my daring hand crept 
 about her waist. " Wh}' not of the true 
 feeling we both experience this moment as 
 our destiny ! Look into my eyes ; do not 
 turn from me as though we were doing 
 some wrong. See how straightly and hon- 
 estly I can look at you, dear lona; even as 
 Petrarch could look at his Laura, when she, 
 in her mistake of his heaven-born senti- 
 ment, turned her face aside." 
 
 Obedient to the eager summons she turned 
 her grand black eyes — twin midnights with 
 a veiled star in the zenith of each — full 
 upon mine, and, with agesture commanding, 
 yet gentle, loosened my arm from its caress. 
 Then, as my countenance changed, she said, 
 with deep meaning, " Laura's answer shall 
 be mine. I am not, Petrarch, I am not the 
 person j'ou suppose me." 
 
 From the love-chase of Theagenes and 
 Chariclea down to that of the Chevalier 
 
 W and Miss G , a man battling with 
 
 the vicissitudes of the tender passion has 
 ever been the feeblest, uuwisest, shabbiest 
 failure of the sublime known to human ex- 
 perience. In the full flush of success he is 
 the most weakening and shamefaced of 
 spectacles ; but when, under the astonishing 
 Bhock of disappointment, he smiles a ghastly 
 emile, wheezes consumptively through his 
 nose, and scratches first one arm and then 
 the other in sheer senility, humanity madly 
 revolts from the debilitating exhibition. 
 That Petrarchiau bathos of mine had fur- 
 nished my Juno with the one sentence in 
 all the world that, coming from her, could 
 kill all hope for me. The manner in which 
 that sentence was spoken expressed a vol- 
 ume more, and I lapsed back into my chair 
 the most disconcerted young driveller that 
 ever wished himself dead. 
 
 " Then you do not care for me?" I 
 gasped, between a smile and a grimace. 
 
 "I do not think it right, dear friend, to 
 let you mistake a momentary fancy for a 
 «erious sentiment." 
 
 " Madam," ejaculated I, with a bitter sense 
 of my increasing absurdity, "you need not 
 be afraid to tell me at once that I have made 
 a goose of myself." 
 
 " Now, Mr. Glibun, please don't be angry 
 with me," she entreated; "I do care for 
 you, and would give worlds to have you for 
 my dear brother. But — Mr. Glibun — I 
 have — already — loved ! " 
 
 " So I've heard," sneered I, like a rufiian. 
 
 If that red flash of indignation on hei 
 startled face deserved revenge, she must 
 have seen by the working of my own disor- 
 dered countenance that resentment could 
 not make me suffer more than I already did. 
 Woman's fine instinct of indulgence and 
 mercj^ toward the rejected triumphed over 
 her momentary sense of insult, and tears 
 glittered in her pitying eyes. 
 
 " May we not still be friends, Mr. Glibun? 
 Let me get you a glass of wine and a cake." 
 
 " Cake ! " said I, looking sternly at her. 
 
 Modestly but very steadily she met my 
 glance, and for the space of a few seconds 
 an ominous rigidity of features prevailed. 
 Then, a something odd in the lines about 
 her lips imparted to my mouth a curious 
 nervous inclination out of all keeping with 
 my dismal state of mind. As I gazed, those 
 lines seemed to be relaxing more and more, 
 like the outlines of clouds breaking away, 
 and I was conscious of a peculiar sensation 
 of the forehead as from the fume of soda- 
 water. Her eyes twinkled, mine winketl, 
 and, without the slightest responsibility on 
 my part, I suddenly found myself laughing 
 a spirited duet with her. 
 
 Ovid never imagined such a cure as that 
 for love. It refreshed and revived me as a 
 bath does the worn and weary traveller. 
 " Miss Hart," said I, delighted to gain my 
 wits again, " you will oblige me very much 
 by forgetting my recent imbecile remarks, 
 and making the most of what little respect 
 I have permitted you to retain for me. I 
 don't doubt that I have followed the exam- 
 ple of many another stupid misinterpreter 
 of your amiability, and been brought to my 
 senses with the same gentle dignity ; but I 
 question whether any one cf my predeces- 
 sors had the brutality to repay your most 
 generous conduct with rudeness. If you 
 will just forgive one remark I have made 
 this evening, and promise to regard me as a 
 friend under great obligations to j'ou, I 
 shall have some hope of regaining self- 
 respect." 
 
 (Jh, but she was a true woman, though, 
 and could have endured a less lu'ompt hero- 
 ism in my dismissal of the tender spell. 
 
 "I'm sure," said she, — and would have 
 pouted had she dared, — " I'm sure there is 
 nothing so very shameful in allowing one's 
 heart to be honest with itself. So far from 
 being foolish in loving, even without hope 
 of return, a person is always the wiser for 
 it, I think." 
 
 " May I be an illustration of the fiict, 
 Miss liart ! " And I gallantly raised her 
 hand to my lips. 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 253 
 
 " The discipline of the heart is the experi- 
 ence of tlie mind." 
 
 "I believe with you, — though my own 
 experience has been limited, — that thei'e 
 can be no reliable wisdom in the mind's 
 judgment of things without some practical 
 discipline of the afiections and passions. 
 But you have not yet forgiven that rude 
 speech of mine." 
 
 " I shall never think of it again, Mr. 
 Glibuu." 
 
 " You shall never have cause to do so if I 
 can help it. Now let me ask a favor. May 
 I still call you loua ? " 
 
 " All my friends call me that." 
 
 " Well, then, lona, what do you say about 
 accepting my escort to the theatre? We 
 shall get there time enough to hear Miss 
 Leggett sing in the third act, and may meet 
 Church." 
 
 " I will go, with pleasure." And away 
 she hastened to the toilet. 
 
 You say, my friend, that you never heard 
 of such a quickly settled affair of the heart 
 before? Ah, but you have never been in 
 Bohemia. 
 
 CHAPTER XLVI. 
 
 " FORBEAR TO JUDGE, FOR WE ARE SINNERS ALL." 
 
 The overworked, underpaid day-laborers 
 in the Republic of Letters have all the heart- 
 burnings, jealousies, and enmities of their 
 betters, aggravated, of course, by the ruder 
 freedom of passion and expression pertain- 
 ing to a lower estate. Embittered by a 
 continual failure to rise above the drudgery 
 of their profession, or rendered callous to 
 every lofty aim in life by the hopeless defeat 
 of a first and cherished aspiration, each 
 views his neighbor with a half-suspicion 
 that the latter is covertly a rival to himself 
 for the scanty rewards of their common 
 toil, or barely tolerates him as a fellow- 
 worker from whose abilities no particular 
 assumption need be feared. It is only the 
 mere demoralization of intellectual habit 
 that inclines them toward any close com- 
 munity whatever; the natural literary in- 
 stinct being primarily unsocial; but since 
 that inclination does exist, in a feverish, 
 ai'bitrary way, its gratification is sought 
 chiefly for the sake of an extreme contrast 
 to solitude found rather in personal discords 
 than in harmonious companionships. Hence, 
 while these poorly requited souls exhibit a 
 certain superficial unity in the one pastime 
 of ridiculing and depreciating the very 
 rulers in their republic whom their own 
 past compulsory suffrages helped to elect, 
 there is no genuine cordiality, or co-opera- 
 tion, amongst them, save as it comes of 
 imperative necessity. In the most hilari- 
 ous gathering of such reapers of a thank- 
 less harvest there rankle jealousies from 
 which scarcely one is exempted; in their 
 most intimate associations lurks a seed of 
 enmity. If one of them, by the exercise 
 
 of an energy not yet sapped by early disap- 
 pointments, succeeds in elevating himself 
 to a higher rank, his less fortunate former 
 comrades will scarcely stop to decide upon 
 what is most politic before using their every 
 opportunity to detract from his merits. If 
 one amongst them proves to be a good 
 philosopher and apparently aspires to noth- 
 ing better than a reasonable equality in 
 their company, their appreciation of his 
 philosophy will be more or less tempered 
 by a regret that his likelihoods promise so 
 little help to them in their frequent hours 
 of pecuniary embarrassment. All this while 
 they ai'e all sturdy and stubborn, each able 
 to fight his own way on liis own ground and 
 amply return any compliment to its sender. 
 But let disabling accident, or sickness, be- 
 fall the very brother whom thcj^ have railed 
 at the most bitterly, and how touching is 
 the change ! From hearts seared and soured 
 by years of fruitless labor for name and 
 competence ; from hearts turned hard and 
 reckless under the conviction of irreparable 
 mistake in a vocation no longer alterable ; 
 fi'om hearts made bitter and uncharitable 
 by a belief that the world robs true merit 
 to honor worthless pretensions ; from hearts 
 wedded to folly, because folly brings much 
 company and few generous responsibilities, 
 — from these sour, reckless, uncharitable, 
 selfish hearts, — there answers a simple, 
 unselfish humanity, tender and devoted as a 
 woman's. All then are brothers to him they 
 so latelj' mocked as a failure and derided as 
 a dunce. Kind faces hover about his bed ; 
 cheering voices tell him pleasant fictions of 
 the great marks he has unwittingly made 
 in literature ; poor, shallow, consumptive 
 pocket-books grow more hollow-cheeked to 
 give him comforts ; praise is spoken and 
 written of him by twenty surly tongues and 
 pens. He cannot show fight now ; but it 
 shall go hard with the other old boys if, by 
 their untiring care and kindness, they do 
 not have him all riglit on his feet again for 
 a fresli I'ound of very hard ones. 
 
 I had not been amongst men like these 
 very long when I discovered that their 
 unanimous tenderness toward Gwiu Le 
 Mons was a tribute to his ill-health. That 
 racking cough and the hectic flush appealed 
 to them successfully for genuine afl'cction 
 and approval, where the finest genius would 
 have gained but jeers. He was the merrj^- 
 hearted, clever, unenergetic sick " Baby; " 
 and, when they knew that he was very ill 
 at last, the bi^otherly impulse was mighty 
 enough to dare even the terrors of a devout 
 household, with fiddles, cards, terriers, and 
 other amazing Bohemian remedies. 
 
 That suddenly soft-hearted reprobate and 
 literary bruiser, Mr. Ilardley Church, was at 
 the EartJiquaJce ofllce bright and early on the 
 afternoon appointed for the merry visit. 
 He stalked into the compartment occupied 
 by Dewitt and myself with a roll of fresh 
 newspapers under each arm, and as many 
 projecting from the side-pockets of his 
 threadbare coat. 
 
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 " Well, Glibun," cried he, " I've got pretty 
 nearly ail tlie weciiiies liere, — begged every 
 one of tliem, — and it'll do our friend, the 
 Baby, no end of good to read the pleasant 
 mention made of him this week by all our 
 fellows. Have you got your basket yet? " 
 
 " Here it is," I ansAvered, touching a 
 basket of assorted southern fruit ou my 
 desk. 
 
 " So it is. Those bananas look ravishing. 
 I've a mind to try one myself." 
 
 " Certainly. Here's a fine one." 
 
 "It may look as though I ought to wear 
 bristles ; but here goes ! I dined ou a pipe 
 to-day." 
 
 " Then you're very hungry, I suppose. 
 Let's stop at Tick's, on our way up, and try 
 a couple of steaks." 
 
 " We'll think about that as we come back. 
 Gushiugton and Fox have goue up already, 
 and Baby will be expecting us every mo- 
 ment. When you're too hard-np to buy a 
 banquet, my boy, and don't happen to know 
 any one who wants to cash your note of 
 hand, there's nothing like a pipe of cheap, 
 rank Virginia scrap-tobacco. The first three 
 pufts settle all the appetite you may chance 
 to be troubled with." 
 
 The poor old fellow looked so thin and 
 shabby in the daylight that his humor had 
 something almost piteous in its effect. 
 
 " But is not Dewitt going with us?" he 
 asked, turning toward my editorial asso- 
 ciate, who continued writing at his desk, 
 and had paused only long enough to ac- 
 knowledge the philosopher's presence with 
 a nod. 
 
 " I've called there already," said Dewitt, 
 gravely, " and found Le Mons more seri- 
 ously sick than you think. It will be hardly 
 prudent for you fellows to go there as Wild 
 says you are going. Le Mons is a very sick 
 man." 
 
 "Is he dangerously sick?" asked I, 
 alarmed by his serious manner. 
 
 " Perhaps not. But he is very weak, and 
 says little. He asked about all his friends, 
 — particularly about you two, — but I doubt 
 that he will enjoy seeing you with dogs and 
 fiddles. He's uervous and low-spirited." 
 
 "Then he wants just the cheering up 
 that we've contrived for him. Will De- 
 witt," returned Church, with a look of tri- 
 umph. " Suppose one of us were pulled 
 down, and had the blues about it, would lie 
 want nothing but gluiu faces and dismal 
 condoleuK'iit to make him all right again? 
 Pah! I wouldn't mind betting the entire 
 proceeds of ' Tomyrus ' (say half a million !) 
 against Plato Wynne's big diamond, that 
 Le ^lons will be well enough to sit up be- 
 fore we leave him." 
 
 "He already sits up," observed Dewitt, 
 smiling. 
 
 " He does? That's enough ! We'll bring 
 him down to Tick's with us ! Come along, 
 Glibun." 
 
 Kot feeling certain that further argument 
 would strengthen the line of conduct to 
 which we were committed, I promptly seized 
 
 my basket and hurried away with the phi- 
 losopher. That Dewitt had called upon 
 poor Gwin like a Christian, and been re- 
 ceived, apparentl\% without any marked tlis- 
 respect to his literary character, was calcu- 
 lated to make me regret my own want of 
 manliness in not following his example. 
 How true is the remark of Kant, that self- 
 esteem is at once the nobility and salvation 
 of mankind ! Without it, or even under its 
 impairment, modesty degenerates into cow- 
 ardice, misfortune becomes degradation, 
 and a morbid jealousy of contempt in others 
 produces a del)asing sense of guilt in one's 
 self. For no better reason than the misfor- 
 tunes of my life, I lacked courage to go to 
 that house in any other way than as a rude 
 defyer of prejudices which my own over- 
 wrought self-distrust had guiltily accepted 
 as existing. To be in that condition of 
 raiud at all was to be in a fair way of actu- 
 ally meriting the due reward of unworthi- 
 ness ; and, save for the mercy of Providence, 
 I must 'have truly deserved but cold treat- 
 ment from any judicious relative of Gwiu's 
 by the same rule that accorded it to Acton 
 Wild. 
 
 "Don't wear such a church-yard face, 
 Glibun," growled Church, noticing my con- 
 tracted brows ; " and don't assume quite so 
 much the aspect of a sentimental young 
 man under arrest for stealing a basket of 
 fruit." 
 
 "I can't help wishing." said I, "that 
 'Gushington and Fox had selected other 
 objects of amusement for Le Mons to-day. 
 Your papers and my fruit are well enough ; 
 but the violin and dog will look like inten- 
 tional offence to the poor ladies. We've 
 made a mistake this time, Church, and 
 Dewitt was right." 
 
 ' ' Per Jovem ! " snarled the philosopher. 
 " Did I ever hear such sermonotonous 
 whining! Cannot the friends of a sick 
 man devise a little innocent amusement for 
 him without provoking all this woe-begone 
 twaddle? Glibun, you're generally the ))est 
 of fellows, and I owe you several dollars ; 
 but if j'ou can't be taken into a little scheme 
 of enlightened humanity like this without 
 prosing so absurdly, it's time for j'ou to go 
 upon some religious paper, and wear a 
 white choker." 
 
 "It is absurd," was my petulant answer, 
 " to think of acting the gentleman, when 
 you're only a graceless vagabond in Bohe- 
 mia! " And, in high dudgeon with him and 
 myself, I walked on more rapidly. 
 
 The number of the house having been 
 given us by Wild, we experienced no diffl- 
 culty in gaining our destination ; and, Avhile 
 waiting at the door of the neat dwelling, I 
 could not lielp sighing ray remembrance of 
 Gwin's old home, and our boyish romps 
 together. From basement to roof the siiut- 
 ters were all closed, giving to the building 
 that expression of inward quietude and 
 trouble which the most indift'erent visitor 
 cannot observe without a presentiment of 
 calamity; and simultaneously with my im- 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 255 
 
 agination of the pale, despondent young 
 man within, came the recollection of a 
 hard}^ laughing boy, whose invincible 
 good-hnmor went so far to lighten the 
 shadows of my own unlovely childhood. 
 Not much time, however, was allowed for 
 meditation in that vein, our use of tlie bell 
 being promptly answered by a very sad- 
 faced female servant, who, without a word, 
 permitted us to enter the hall, and closed 
 the door noiselessly behind. 
 
 "How is Mr. Le Mons to-day?" asked 
 Church, in a nervous whisper. 
 
 " No better," she said, and looked down. 
 
 " Can we see him? " 
 
 " Are you the gentlemen expected by the 
 other gentlemen upstairs ? " 
 
 " Yes." 
 
 " Then you are to please walk up." 
 
 She led the way up the stairs so softly, 
 that Church and I involuntarily trod softly, 
 too; and I could see that my companion 
 was as much discomposed as myself, at 
 these appearances of trouble, although he 
 whispered his belief that " this sort of busi- 
 ness la a house was enough to make any 
 sick man ' no better.' " 
 
 As softly the woman unlatched and 
 pressed open a door on the upper corridor, 
 standing silently aside to give us way, and 
 we passed into a room where dead stillness 
 invested the human forms therein with a 
 fearful tril)ute to some awful spiritual pres- 
 ence. As I stepped carefully and with 
 swelling heart behind Church, and marked 
 the sinking change in every line of his form 
 at the instant when the door ceased to 
 break the interior view, a sickening dread 
 fell upon me, and I instinctively gave my 
 first glance to a bedstead against one of the 
 walls, in full expectation of reading a ter- 
 rible explanation there. But the bed was 
 unoccupied, save where the bowed head of 
 poor Mrs. Le Mons was clasped in her 
 hands on the pillow. Beside it, however, 
 with back toward us, was a chintz-covered 
 easy-chair, iu the full golden glow of the 
 declining sun ; and its story was told in the 
 figure of a pale, rigid, tearless girl, who sat 
 watching it with rapt intensity, and in the 
 concentrated, staring dismay of Fox, Gush- 
 ington, and Bird, who had seats between it 
 and the radiant wiudo\v. There, indeed, 
 rested my old playmate, his thin, transpar- 
 ent hands lying nerveless upon his knees, 
 his colorless face turned aside against the 
 cusliioncd back of the easy-chair, and his 
 sunken eyes closed as though he slept. No 
 one spoke to us ; the mother kept her coun- 
 tenance hidden; the sister moved not her 
 eyes from the face of the sleeper ; the Bo- 
 hemians avoided our startled glances of 
 inquiry by looking to the floor. 
 
 "I — I — had no idea he was so sick," 
 stammered Church, huskilj^ his wrinkled 
 face turniug old and pallid in a shocked 
 surprise. "I expected to find him quite 
 well. I — I never dreamed of this." 
 
 Working his hands unconsciously over 
 and over each other, he looked from the 
 
 chair to the Bohemians, and from thera to 
 Constance, in painful entreaty for at least 
 one word of reassurance. I touched his 
 arm and indicated a couple of chairs which 
 tlie servant had drawn near to that of tlie 
 invalid ; but, before we could occupy them, 
 Gwin wearily opened his eyes, and loolvcd 
 at us with a faint expression of recognition. 
 
 "My dear old Baby!" cried Cluu-ch, 
 catching the look. " You've had quite a 
 nap. Don't try to shake hands ; a little 
 weak yet ; I understand." 
 
 I, too, approached and bent over him, 
 nodding, and showing the basket of fruit ; 
 but, to my deep sorrow and humiliatiini, he 
 scarcely seemed to notice me after the tirst 
 glance. Steadily at Church he gazed, with 
 a kind of hungry fear growing in his thin 
 white face ; and that gaze continued, as he 
 spoke, — 
 
 " Sit down by me ; close — close." 
 
 The voice was low, hoarse, and indis- 
 tinct; the short, labori,ous breath dying on 
 each word. 
 
 " So you go to sleep over literary com- 
 pany, do you, young man?" said Cliurch, 
 drawing his chair closer, and striving to 
 appear cheerfully composed. "I don't 
 blame you for being aflected in that way by 
 Bird and Gushington, whose poetry would 
 make a black-fish 5'awu ; and Fox's physiog- 
 nomy is always enough to make an oyster 
 duller; but the subscriber's celebrated 
 vivacitj', and Glibun's tremendous intel- 
 lectual spirits — " Checked by something 
 in that unchanging, searching tace, he dis- 
 carded his trifling manner iu an instant, 
 and went on in a far difle rent vein. " Le 
 Mons, you are very sick, I see, and not in a 
 condition to be amused with folly. The 
 boys and I are here in all good feeling, as 
 you know, of course, and we feel more like 
 crying than laughing over 3-ou ; though we 
 did hope to make you merry. Wliat can 
 we do for you, Baljy? We feel like brothers 
 toward you, all of us, and wish we'd been 
 better brothers, too. Are you well enough 
 to say a few words to us before we go? " 
 
 " Is there a God — to save — me ? " came 
 in startling accents from the bloodless lips. 
 
 "I — I — believe there is, dear fellow," 
 was the halting answer. 
 
 Sti'uck aghast by the awful question, 
 Church trembled like some palsied old man ; 
 while we, his youuger associates in con- 
 ceited irreligiou, sat dismayed and self- re- 
 proachful around the poor young questioner, 
 like guiltj'^ witnesses before some dread tri- 
 bunal. A half-suppressed groan from Mrs. 
 Le Mons ; a sinking to her knees beside her 
 brother's chair of the still voiceless, tear- 
 less Constance; and all was silent and mo- 
 tionless again. Then the hollow, gasping, 
 unnatural voice sounded once more, — 
 
 " Pray for me ! " 
 
 If there had been a dreadful foscination 
 in the face of the sufierer ))efore, another 
 face was more awful to look upon then. 
 Every feature of Hardley Church was hag- 
 gard and working with tlie torture of af- 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 frighted helplessness ; perspiration beaded 
 Ills wrinkled forehead and rolled down his 
 cheeks like tears ; and he placed one of his 
 claw-like hands upon the arm of the sick- 
 cliair with an uncertain gesture of suppli- 
 cation. 
 
 "I'd praj^ if I could, my dear, dear boy," 
 he mumbled in his miserable despair; "but 
 I don't know how; I don't dare; I'm afraid 
 of insulting the Almighty ! " 
 
 The eyes of the dying Bohemian had been 
 feverishly bright with an inner radiance of 
 the mind's last terrible concentration ; but 
 now they contracted and grew dark with a 
 gloom which seemed to till the whole wan 
 face with a gray, ashen horror. 
 
 " God have mercy upon me ! have mercy 
 upon me ! " cried Church, frantically press- 
 ing his hands to his own tortured eyes. "I 
 cannot pray; my tongue would cleave to 
 the roof of my mouth. But I — I can sing." 
 
 And then, in a harsh, cracked voice, made 
 shrill by the inexpressible misery of the 
 moment, he commenced singing, to the fa- 
 miliar air of Pleyel's Hymu, — 
 
 " Jesus, lover of my soul I 
 Let me to thy bosom fly; 
 While the billows near me roll, 
 While the tempest still is high 1 " 
 
 The poor, shrill, quavering voice had 
 scarcely gone thus far, like broken wings 
 bearing upward a beautiful dove, when 
 other trembling manly voices joined the 
 strain : — 
 
 " Hide me, O my Saviour, hide, 
 Till the storm of life is past ; 
 Safe into the haven guide ; 
 Oh, receive my soul at last I " 
 
 Gushington, with a dog in his lap; Fox, 
 with the violin-case under his arm ; Bird, 
 with a pack of cards slipping from his pock- 
 et ; I, with my basket of fruit ; — thought- 
 less, careless, sinful young souls; — all in- 
 voluntarily joining, with remorseful hearts, 
 in the hymn we had none of us forgotten ! 
 
 While we sang thus, the mother of our 
 fallen brother left the bedside, and, stooping- 
 over the back of the invalid's chair, kissed 
 his hair and forehead. Tears flowed from 
 the eyes of all of us at the sight, and Church 
 fairly sobbed for a moment. It seemed, 
 liowever, as though the singing had, in a 
 measure, calmed the latter; for when he 
 again spoke it was in a steady and more 
 solemn return of his usual tones. 
 
 " iiea maxima culpa!" he said, gravely 
 and softly, as communing with himself. 
 Then, afl'ectionately regarding Gwin, whose 
 eyes were closed again, he added, — "In the 
 miserable pride of vainglorious intellect, I 
 have uttered many wicked follies to you, 
 Baby, about the Almighty and his worship ; 
 but, as I was ever false to my own instincts 
 and natural convictions in uttering them, 
 you, I believe, never had the wicked, the 
 mad, strength to as greatly outrage your 
 nature by forcing them deeply into it." He 
 shrank suddenly back, as he spoke, quickly 
 
 catching his breath, and exclaimed, "Mad- 
 am — Miss Le Mons — look ! there is some 
 change here ! " 
 
 We heard the despairiugwailof the moth- 
 er, as she sank fainting to the floor, and 
 sprang from our chairs in shuddering af- 
 fright. Church, too, was on his feet ; but 
 wiiat seemed most eloquent of grief and 
 horror in that paralyzing moment was pre- 
 sented by Acton Wild, who had entered the 
 room unnoticed, and now, Avith the face of 
 a spectre, stood mutely staring at the scene. 
 He had loved Gwin, — not with a love the 
 wisest and least selfish, but, still, with a 
 love to wring a heart at the toucii of death. 
 It was hard for him that he should ha too 
 late for one parting word from the friend 
 who had chosen him above home and kin- 
 dred. It was hard for him that the sister 
 of his lost friend should arise from her 
 knees beside the dead, and say, slowly and 
 clearly, — her bosom heaving, and her eyes 
 terrible with relentless accusation, — 
 " You have killed my brother! " 
 Draw the curtains close. With God, 
 alone, the Merciful and Just, is wise aucl 
 pitying judgment of the partial wrongs our 
 loves, not less than our enmities, in blind 
 self-will commit. He, only, can tell what 
 answer there should be, when one of us, 
 feeling some vague reproach within himself 
 at the death of an erring fellow-mortal to 
 whom his love has been a destiny, asks of 
 his own conscience, — Am I ray brother's 
 keeper? 
 
 CHAPTER XLVII. 
 
 W0LFTO}f MARSE. 
 
 With hearts lying heavy in our bosoms, 
 we followed poor Gwin to his last home in 
 the Marble Cemetery; or, rather, we re- 
 paired from our rooms to the place of sep- 
 ulture at the hour appointed for the intei'- 
 ment. After the scene narrated in the last 
 chapter, none of us felt like visiting the 
 house again. Acton Wild's cause was, by 
 obvious implication, more or less our own, 
 and in the stern, unforgiving speech which 
 had been so strangely addressed to him by 
 the sister of the dead, we, his comrades, 
 recognized an implacable reproach to his 
 whole fraternity. But on the afternoon of 
 the funeral we awaited the arrival of the 
 body in the cemetery, and stood in sad con- 
 course at the foot of the grave when dust 
 was committed to dust. Mrs. Le Mons and 
 Constance were accompanied by a tall, cler- 
 ical young man, who proved to be the offi- 
 ciating clergyman of the occasion. With 
 heavy black veils between the world and 
 their grief, the}'^ stood beside the final rest- 
 ing-place of their beloved and wayward 
 one, like the blackened columns of a once 
 happy home whose prop and support against 
 the storm had fallen to ashes. I would have 
 given worlds to have relieved my sinking 
 
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 heart by soing passionately to the side of 
 that self-ooutaiued, uiibeuding giii, and tell- 
 ing her how earnestly I had urged her 
 brother to return in ijenitence to her, his 
 mother, and his home, before it was too 
 late. For a moment it was my impulse to 
 seek the mother aud daughter thereafter in 
 the tirst calm of their great grief, avow to 
 them my identity with Gwin's early plaj'- 
 mate, and mingle my tears with theirs in 
 the conciliation of a conunon sorrow ; but 
 quickly came the reflection that they must 
 have become aware of my father's infamy; 
 quickly came the thought that it were some- 
 thing cowardly to shrink from classification 
 with those whom I had elected for every- 
 day associates ; and the temptation to vin- 
 dicate myself was conquered, with a sigh. 
 
 That evening, while I sat sullen and alone 
 in my darkening room, thinking gloomily 
 of past aud present, and rebelling, more 
 bitterly than ever before, against the fate 
 of a homeless outcast, the ingenious Mr. 
 Fox presented himself at my door, witli the 
 suggestion that I should join him, ptnir 
 ^msscr le tem'ps, in a visit of observation to 
 Plato AYynue's. 
 
 " As well there as anywhere else, I sup- 
 pose," was my answer; and, from no stronger 
 motive than a feverish desire to gain tem- 
 porary disti'actiou from sombre thoughts, I 
 accompanied the stuttering journalist to the 
 locality designated. 
 
 Famous throughout the whole country, 
 and no less reuowued because involved in 
 an audacious kind of mystery for nine peo- 
 ple in ten, the storied Temple of Golden 
 Chance presented a gravely unostentatious 
 front on Broadway, about mid-stream be- 
 tween two of the then-principal public 
 parks. Often, during my long experience 
 of clerkship with Cummin & Tryon, had I 
 passed the place where Fortune was reputed 
 to exhibit her graudest caprices. Often 
 had I glanced curiouslj' at the uurevealing 
 door and windows, wishing that I miglit 
 gain one glimi^se of the master-gamester, 
 whose defiance of law, political daring, and 
 courtly personal address were the elements 
 of a celebrity permanent and unique. The 
 building was an old one, aud of brick, I'isiug 
 by two stories to a peaked roof of slate, 
 from the foremost slant of which projected 
 two dormer windows. It had been par- 
 tially rejuvenated, however, with a coating 
 of brown paint, in imitation of stone, and a 
 pair of ornamentally grated front doors in 
 green and gilt bronze. Recurring midnights 
 found mobs of hackmen aud private coach- 
 men gathered about the light stone stoop, 
 and funereal lines of hacks and coaches 
 stretched along either side the street in dark 
 array ; but at the earlier hour of our visit 
 the building aud its surroundings suggested 
 nothing but severe domestic retirement, and 
 might have been taken for the substantial 
 residence of some rich and steady veteran 
 citizen, who had obstinately refused to be 
 ousted from his old home at any price the 
 world of storekeepers could oU'er. 
 33 
 
 A tug at the silver bell-pull summoned an 
 alert figure into view at the grating of the 
 double doors, and my conductor aud I, after 
 a nod and a word from the former, were 
 promptly admitted to the presence of a man 
 in footman's liver}'. Ilim we followed to 
 the first door in the liall, and were thereby 
 ushered very quietly into what the before 
 mentioned supposititious veteran citizen 
 would have styled his front parlor. It was 
 a room of medium size, furnished with 
 crimson damask curtains, a heavy Turkish 
 carpet, chairs and sofas in yellow satin, 
 mirrors, and paintings. Thence, between 
 green silk curtains, held aside ou either 
 hand by the extended marble arm of a 
 pedestalled Venus, we passed into a com- 
 panion-apartment, where a number of well- 
 dressed gentlemen lounged upon sofas and 
 triple chairs, in luxurious idleness, dozing, 
 smoking, chatting, or consulting the even- 
 ing papers. Thus far the house gave no 
 positive signs of its true character. In 
 fact, this one particular house at no time 
 harbored a more guileful purpose than was 
 evinced in the harmless relaxations of the 
 company then present; but, through two 
 windows, descending to the floor and open- 
 ing upon a balcony, you could look over a. 
 long, narrow garden to another building, om 
 the back street; and there it was, as my 
 companion told me, that one might expect. 
 to see — what he came to find. To this. 
 second edifice we made our v>ay, descend- 
 ing by a broad flight of steps from tlie bal- 
 cony into the garden, and thence along a. 
 path between neat flower-beds. In the 
 various well-lighted rooms now open to us- 
 we found luxurious appointments for all: 
 the fashionable games of chance, including; 
 even a pool billiard table; while in one 
 particular apartment there stood a table ^ 
 superbly spread with every luxurious detail' 
 of a cold feast, and glittering with silver 
 liquor-stands, wine-coolers, cut-glass cigar- 
 caskets aud decanters, and immense mcdal- 
 lioned vases of flowers and fruit. Here 
 were two gentlemen, of foppish attire and 
 sinister countenance, refreshing themselves 
 from dish and decanter alternatel}', and fla- 
 voring their accompanying table-talk with 
 divers pleasant oaths. They had but re- 
 cently " got up," it seemed; their business 
 cares of the preceding night having delayed 
 their hour of retiring to somewhere about 
 the late breakfast-time of other people ; and 
 the oaths had particular reference to the 
 exasperating noises which all creation will 
 persist in making while gentlemen thus 
 delayed are endeavoring to woo tired na- 
 ture's sweet I'cstorer. To these fine fellows 
 Mr. Fox seemed disposed to address him- 
 self, as to valued and distinguished ac- 
 quaintances ; but, my own mood being 
 averse to such company, I Avhispered my 
 refusal of an introduction. 
 
 "But that need not deter you from join- 
 ing them," I continued, in the same sup- 
 pressed voice. "As Wynne does not seem 
 to be upon the premises yet, aud my curi- 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 osity to see liim being really the only 
 motive I liail for coming here, you may as 
 well attentl to your own affairs without 
 further reference to me. I will take a quiet 
 saunter by myself for a while." 
 
 Finding me determined to follow this 
 unsociable plan, the stammering squire of 
 theatrical dames left me to mj' own way, 
 whicli pn'^eutly led to the garden again. 
 
 Multiplying stars overhead, and the rays 
 of some half a dozen lanterns just lighted 
 on either fence of the latter limited rus in 
 nrho, afforded enough illumination for a 
 cogitative promenade along oue of the 
 paved paths, and, with arms folded and 
 head slightly inclined, I began to pace back 
 and forth between the two buildings. 
 Here, thought I, it may be my fortune, if I 
 remain long enough, to meet Allyn Vane 
 and Hastings Cutter once more ; for did not 
 the former, at our memorable and last 
 interview, inform me that he and the lat- 
 ter were familiars here? And this Plato 
 Wynne, — this lately all-powerful master of 
 political destinies, this daring and match- 
 less double-gamester, — is the husband of 
 Elfie ! Is there a fatality in my coming 
 here, where every memory and mystery of 
 ray own incomprehensible history presses 
 upon me like a choking preseutimeut? 
 Who am I ? Where are my natural belong- 
 ings? What will be the end of this con- 
 fused, inexplicable, haphazard existence of 
 mine? Am I here, fresh from the grave- 
 side of a misspent, ruined, .youth, to take a 
 lower step in the same downward course, 
 and prove myself worthy a felon father by 
 iturning gambler? 
 
 Thus tempting mj'self to untold evil l)y 
 iinwardly torturing unto death all chauce 
 :aud hope of good, I did not at first give 
 much heed to the fidgety little figure of a 
 jQian, which had appeared on a parallel path 
 of the garden soon after my march began, 
 .and occasionally flitted toward me by a 
 cross-^valk, and then back again, as though 
 either particularly attracted, or repelled, by 
 'my presence. Finally, however, iu one of 
 Tiiy turns, it came suddenly face to face 
 with nie, and I halted, at a timid touch from 
 one of its hands. 
 
 " I beg your pardon," said I, in no amiable 
 humor. 
 
 "The walk's very narrow," returned a 
 thin, weak voice. " I suppose you belong 
 here, sir? " 
 
 "rlam a visitor, sir." 
 
 " Yes, J'cs, of course ; that's all the same. 
 Do tlicy play in this rear house? " 
 
 " I l)elieve they do." 
 
 " Wliat games in particular?" 
 
 "My good sir," said I, impatiently, "you 
 probably know quite as well as I. You are 
 at liberty to play what you please." I 
 stepped aside to pass him but he caught my 
 arm. 
 
 " Then if two persons," rejoined he, in a 
 strange, nervous kind of voice, " wanted to 
 play ii private game of all-fours, for small 
 stakes, they could do it? " 
 
 The question and manner of asking it 
 struck me ludicrously, but I replied, gravely 
 enough, "Oh, undoubtedly." 
 
 " Would — you — mind — trying me — a 
 game? " asked the poor little man, in a tone 
 of mingled friglit and desperation. 
 
 " My dear sir," said I, amused in spite of 
 myself, " I ana as verdant iu such matters 
 as 3'ou seem to be. Simple curiosity Ijrought 
 me here, and I feel no desire to play." 
 
 " If you think I've no money," he ex- 
 claimed sharply, "you're mistaken. As for 
 my verdancy, try me! I'm no chicken, let 
 me tell you, young sir! Come, come, let's 
 try one game, for a small stake." 
 
 The oddity of the man's conduct made 
 me not unwilling, at the moment, to see 
 more of him ; and, as he seemed so curi- 
 ously bent upon a gaming acquaintance, I 
 indulged the whim without further consid- 
 eration. 
 
 " Well, sir," I remarked, " since you per- 
 sist in making me a gambler whether I will 
 or not, you shall have the satisfaction of a 
 game with me. We will call for a pack, and 
 make ourselves at home iu one of the pri- 
 vate rooms." 
 
 With an alacrity savoring of childish im- 
 patience he at once hooked arms with me, 
 and I was precipitately drawn into the 
 gaming-house and to the first vacant room, 
 where chairs, tables, and a variety of gam- 
 bling adjuncts awaited tlie general com- 
 pany not yet arrived. A silent attendant 
 of the establishment brought cards to us, 
 not a feature of his discreet countenance 
 expressing the surprise with which he must 
 naturally have regarded our excessively 
 countrytied proceedings; and, by the bril- 
 liant light of four gilded gas-jets I was 
 enabled to observe more satisfactorily the 
 appearance of my new acquaintance. He 
 was, as before remarked, a little man ; but 
 I was hardly prepared to find his hair almost 
 entirely gray, and his eyes dancing with an 
 excitement that gave a cast of partial defi- 
 ance to a countenance otherwise meek. For 
 a few moments I believed him to be un- 
 der the infiuence of drink, and heartily 
 " blessed " myself for yielding to his absurd-, 
 ity ; but, as we played, and his excitement 
 increased, he seemed more like a madman. 
 He lost ; insisted upon playing again ; lost 
 once more; flew into a violent rage at m}'^ 
 wish to leave the table; and, at last, lit- 
 erally forced me to be the winner of nearly 
 two hundred dollars ! 
 
 A sense of the comicality of the aflair 
 now gave Avay to a genuine feeling of 
 alarm on my part, and, casting the cards 
 upon the floor, I resolutely refused to play 
 any more. 
 
 " Whoever you may be, sir," I exclaimed, 
 energetically, "you certainl.y act like a 
 maniac. I joined you in this foolish child's 
 play merely for amusement, and have not 
 the remotest intention to take your monej'. 
 There it is." 
 
 " II-]iave you cheated iu your play?" he 
 cried, iu a liigh, shrill voice, his whole face 
 
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 259 
 
 working nervously and the perspiration 
 streauiiug down liis cheeks. 
 
 " Take back your money, sir," I reiterated, 
 quietly. " You are excited and forget your- 
 self." 
 
 " And you insult rae bj' daring to offer me 
 a charity ! " returned he, glaring at me with 
 a wildness more despairing than wrathful, 
 and twisthig the cards in his hands to pieces. 
 " You've won the money, — keep it. Don't 
 dare to talk to me as you would to a beg- 
 gar ! You needn't think I'm a beggar ! " 
 
 No, thought I to mj'self; but you'i'e as 
 mad as a March hare, and I was a precious 
 goose in not discovering it at once. 
 
 He had risen to his feet, leaving the money 
 on the table. I now arose, also, and, money 
 in hand, had approached to compel his ac- 
 ceptance of it, when, with a quick gesture, 
 he pushed me rudely aside and fairly ran 
 from the room. Half-dismayed, half-inclined 
 to laugh, I stood staring confusedly at the 
 door for a moment, and then, hastily don- 
 ning mj' hat, followed in pursuit. Gaining 
 the garden, I discerned hira moving up the 
 central path toward the front building in hot 
 haste, and after him I went, with the bank- 
 notes still in my hand. The balcony was 
 now brilliant as day with light from three 
 great hall-lanterns, and I gained the foot of 
 its steps just in time to see my lunatic pause 
 and shrink back before a gentleman who 
 was at that moment stepping out through 
 one of the door-windows of the parlor. 
 
 " Luke Hyer 1 Can it be possible ! " were 
 the Avords of this gentleman, as I reached 
 the balcony. 
 
 If I did not know the voice, I was too 
 thoroughly a New Yorker not to know the 
 person, of him whose name was a synonyme 
 for the loftiest commercial prosperity and 
 integrity of the Empire City. 
 
 "Mr. Goodman! " ejaculated the other. 
 
 " Your son followed you to this wicked 
 place to-night," said the great merchant, in 
 a low but distinct voice, "and came to me 
 with the prayer that I would save his father. 
 And you are here, indeed, Luke Hyer, in a 
 gambling-house ! My old friend, why is 
 this ? " 
 
 "Mr. Goodman," I said, stepping up to 
 them, " will you oblige me by walking this 
 way ? " 
 
 He turned his fine, benignant face toward 
 rae, and, to my inexpressible surprise, gave 
 a very perceptible start. Nor did he remove 
 his subsequent intent gaze from my face 
 when following me beyond the view of the 
 persons in the parlor behind him. 
 
 " Who ai'e you, sir? " he asked, quickly. 
 
 "I am the unwilling winner of Mr. Hyer's 
 money, Mr. Goodman. Under the influence 
 of an extraordinary, and, as it seemed to 
 me, insane, excitement, Mr. Hyer fairly 
 forced me into a fiircical game with him this 
 evening. Persisting in playing, he also, I may 
 say, persisted in losing ; and when I finally 
 refused to continue the folly and endeavored 
 to retui'n his money, he violently resented 
 my intention as an insult, and was actuall}' 
 
 running from me when he met you. Here 
 is the money still in ray hand. It is hardly 
 necessary to add that I have not a thought 
 of retaining it." 
 
 "What is your name, sir?" inquired the 
 merchant, his fixed look filling me with 
 strange sensations. 
 
 "That," said I, assuming liauteur, as a 
 disguise of my perplexing discomfiture, 
 "can scarcely be of consequence in the mat- 
 ter, sir. I know j-ou by sight, Mr. Good- 
 man, like every New Yorker, and can claim 
 no other excuse for addressing you by 
 name." 
 
 He bowed slightly, and turned again to 
 the poor little man standing, helplessly si- 
 lent, between us. 
 
 " Mr. Hyer," said he, " the young man 
 wishes to perform an honorable act, and you 
 must accept it, as ranch for his sake as for 
 your own. If there has been anything in 
 your circumstances to arouse one thought 
 of such a terrible resort for help as this, you 
 should have told me long ago. Your chil- 
 dren — " 
 
 " My children ! mj' children ! " whimpered 
 Mr. Hyer. " Don't speak of them here, Mr. 
 Goodraau, for God's sake. Luke is a good 
 boy, but the extravagance of my girls is 
 just what has driven me, and driven me, 
 until I'm — here! I'm in debt; I don't 
 know which way to turn. I borrowed the 
 money to come here. I told Luke I raust 
 do it at last ; and now look at me ! " 
 
 " When I was a bo}'," said I, " one of my 
 playmates was named Luke Hyer. If he 
 chances to be your son I shall have all the 
 more pleasure, Mr. Hyer, in appearing to 
 you as something better than a swindler. 
 You will take the money now? " 
 
 Like an automaton he took the notes, and 
 turned them over and over in his hand; 
 and again I found Mr. Goodman watching 
 me intently. 
 
 " And now, gentlemen," said I, willing to 
 escape from such extraordinary scrutiny, 
 " I will bid you good-evening." 
 
 But, as I lifted my hat, a speaking look 
 from Mr. Goodman caused me to hesitate, 
 and, with mingled gratification and embar- 
 rassment, I respectfully grasped the hand 
 he frankly extended. 
 
 " Since you decline giving me your name," 
 he observed, still kindly studying my coun- 
 tenance, " I will take your conduct to-night 
 as a warrant for at least believing it to be 
 unbleraished by the baser associations of a 
 place like this. I could have wished to find 
 a face like yours in a dificreut scene, and I 
 cannot forbear regretting its apparent famil- 
 iarity here. Young man " (warmly press- 
 ing my hand), " your appearance interests 
 me strangely. If the counsel and as- 
 sistance of an older, and, possiblj^ wiser, 
 friend can be of use to deter you from a 
 perilous course in life, you have but to call 
 upon me at my place of business, and allow 
 me to tender both. The proposition is un- 
 usual, but so are the circumstances evoking 
 it." 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 Such words, from such a source, gave me 
 ahiiost equal occa^iou for tears and for the 
 indignation of resentful shame. While 
 yearning to pour forth a torrent of grateful 
 extravagance for an interest so unexpected 
 and honoring, a consciousness tliat I was 
 talcen for a gambler, and had myself ren- 
 dered an explanation impracticable, made 
 my answer one of pride rather than grati- 
 tude. 
 
 "In the event of such an exigency as you 
 have mentioned, Mr. Goodman, I shall 
 thankfully remember the remedy you so 
 generously suggest." 
 
 Disappointment, if not positive regret, 
 was the expression of the great merchant's 
 countenance as he slowly relinquished my 
 hand. With grave dignity he bade me 
 " Good-evening," and, in the company of 
 the man he had come to save from ruin, 
 passed in through the two pai'lors, and so 
 from the house. 
 
 The luxurious idlers on the chairs and 
 sofas had all recognized the unusual visitor, 
 and observed enough of his actions to judge 
 pretty accurately the object of his visit. 
 True and well-known gentlemen had been 
 there before to rescue wayward sous and 
 friends from the most dangerous of tempta- 
 tions. Mr. Goodman had come amongst 
 them, they knew, intuitively, on some mis- 
 sion of the kind, and, with that polish of 
 mannei's and well-bred imperturbability 
 which come of the habitual self-control and 
 superficial associations of men in their call- 
 ing, they refrained from the least sign or 
 expression of either surprise or curiosity. 
 
 When I stepped into the pai'lor, from the 
 balcony, two or three pairs of steely eyes 
 were directed to me for a moment, as though 
 in covert inquiry of my relations with those 
 who had just left me. They were promptly 
 averted, however, on perceiving that I was 
 a stranger ; nor did I observe any of that 
 whispering or exchanging of glances which 
 might have attended a much less sensation 
 in many a pretentious drawing-room. 
 
 New guests Avere now beginning to arrive, 
 aud the famous King of Diamonds himself 
 was likely to appear in state before another 
 hour had passed ; but my adventure had ef- 
 fectually deprived me of all further interest 
 in either king or court. If not angry with 
 myself for being there at all, I was cer- 
 tainly in a dismal temper with the perverse 
 fate which had, as usual, placed me in a 
 false position before others. The peculiar 
 agitation I had experienced under Mr. Good- 
 man's searching observation, could be at- 
 triljuted only to the protests of pride agaiust 
 misjudgmeut. I could account for it in no 
 other way; nor was I disposed to remain 
 lougcr where a merely casual appearance of 
 evil had already subjected me to a penalty 
 for evil itself. With hat pressed down over 
 my eyes I returned to the gai'den, and passed 
 thence to the farther building, inteuding to 
 leave the premises by the back sti-eet. 
 Truth to tell, Mr. Goodman's face haunted 
 me like a reproach, to which my instinct, in 
 
 utter defiance of my reason, pleaded guilty. 
 I could not shake oil' the tormenting sensa- 
 tion ; I could not help feeling an acute sense 
 of humiliation, and a cowardly shame agaiust 
 being seen to leave the Broadway door. 
 So, in petulant haste, I sought the '• private 
 entrance," as it was called, and gave the 
 porter a fee to open the secret latch for me. 
 But Fox had caught sight of me ou my way 
 through the house, aud scarcely had I 
 emerged into the open air when he appeared 
 in the doorway. 
 
 "I say, Glibuu, are you g-g-going?" 
 called he. 
 
 "Yes!" snapped I. "And you should 
 have too much sense to bawl-out my name 
 in that way from such a place ! " 
 
 " Oh, v-very well ! " retorted he, " if that's 
 y-your humor you may go, aud be hanged ! " 
 
 In high dudgeon at my rebuke, he slam- 
 med the door. Not sorry to be rid of him 
 thus briefly, I descended the four stone steps 
 leading to the pavement, and was about to 
 pursue a homeward wajs whcu a gaunt, 
 rough-looking man stepped out from under 
 a street-lamp directly before the stoop, aud 
 simultaneously addressed me, — 
 
 " Is your name Glibuu — Avery Glibuu? " 
 The voice was husky and the tone eager. 
 
 " What is that to you? " asked I, drawing 
 back. 
 
 " He called you Glibun," said the man, 
 pointing a thumb at the door; " and if your 
 first name is Avery you ought to kuow me. 
 How you've growu ! " 
 
 There jvas something familiar in that 
 voice ! By the flaring light of the lamp I 
 could see that the speaker had a thiu, pale 
 face, and a long, tangled, rusty beard, aud 
 that his hat and coat were miserably shabb3^ 
 
 "My name is Glibun," said I, confused 
 and wondering; "but I certainly do uot 
 know you. Where have I met you? " 
 
 He leaned against the lamp-post, aud gave 
 a short, dry laugh. 
 
 " Why, if you're the genuine young Avery, 
 you met me once in an old warehouse that 
 my pipe made fireworks of; andoucein the 
 street, when you were coming from a young- 
 folks' party; aud the last time, when I 
 knocked the school-master over witli a bul- 
 let from his own gun, and carried you dowu- 
 hill on my shoulder. Now, who am I but 
 Wolfton Marsh?" 
 
 I stared at the man in blank amazement, 
 aud not without a vague preseutiment of 
 coming evil. 
 
 "I remember you now," I said. "You 
 saved my life." 
 
 " I fired the shot, to be sure; but it was 
 Elfie made me do it. She gave me the gun 
 and told me to watch. Thank her, aud not 
 me. I might not have done as much for you, 
 alone, as I'd do for my daughter." 
 
 "Your daughter!" I exclaimed, utterly 
 bewildered ; " Elfie your daughter ! " 
 
 He gave the short laugh again, and pulled 
 at his beard. 
 
 " Why, where are your eyes, and ears, 
 and brains, if you don't know that?" said 
 
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 2G1 
 
 he. " I don't look much like the father-in- 
 law of the King of Diamonds, and don't 
 expect his general relatives to cultivate 
 me much; but, as you still stick to your 
 old name, it may be that all Plato Wynne's 
 fire ideas are not law to you. I'm the 
 father of that man's wife ancl of your step- 
 mother." 
 
 " In Heaven's name, man, what are you 
 saying?" I cried, half wild with his crazy 
 ideas. "What have I to do with Plato 
 Wynne? I never entered this house before 
 to-night, and have never even seen your 
 daughter's husband." 
 
 "Never seen your own father?" ex- 
 claimed he, as though doubting his own 
 ears. 
 
 Black was the nif^ht above, and dark the 
 street arouud; b'lt at the sound of those 
 words, there flp,?Acd upon my soul a light 
 so searching pjKJ so blasting that it reached 
 for into 3'earf) of the past and blighted end- 
 lessly into years of the future. Blind fool 
 that I had been, not to see the truth when 
 Allyn Vaiic's story held it so plainly before 
 me. 
 
 Clutchin<» Wolfton's arm until he winced, 
 I thrust my tingling face close to his and 
 whispered my answer, — 
 
 " I believe what ,you saj\ I have never 
 once seen this man, nor your daughter, 
 since I was at school ; but I know now that 
 Plato Wynne is my father — God help me ! 
 You must not leave me until I know all you 
 can tell me of him and of myself. I saw 
 you once when you did not see me, and 
 when that man mocked you with your own 
 ruin and his possession of some paper of 
 yours." — He started, and made an effort to 
 break away from me, but I held him 
 tight!)'. — "I don't know what that paper 
 was. I onlj' know that I was detected in 
 the room after you had gone, and sent 
 mercilessly to school to be — as I firmly 
 believe — murdered by a madman ! Provi- 
 dence has brought you here, at the thresh- 
 old of this house, above all others, to tell 
 me what it is my right to know." 
 
 " The street is no place for the story," he 
 sullenly muttered. 
 
 " My lodgings are not far from here. You 
 can go there with me." 
 
 He regarded me silently for a moment, 
 and then said, in a verj- earnest undertone, 
 " If I tell you what may help you to right 
 yourself, will you promise to do what you 
 can to right me ? " 
 
 " I solemnly promise it." 
 
 " Then show me the way to your place." 
 
 Language cannot portraj' such feelings 
 as were mine during that walk with Wolfton 
 Marsh to Benedick Place ; nor can they be 
 appreciated bj'^ those whose lives have no 
 ordeal histories. The street was one of 
 Broadway's near parallels with the least of 
 Its light and life. It miglit have been a 
 path through a wood, for all the people we 
 met ; and the few lamps were like bleared 
 reflections of the stars in a turgid stream 
 where none would come to look at them. I 
 
 thought of the night when the fireman 
 walked me to sleep in streets like it; of the 
 niglits when the glowing pipes of the 
 gipsies were like feeble stars ; of the night 
 when the fireman was again my protector; 
 and of the niglit wlien I went through such 
 streets in a carriage to see I'odcrick Birch 
 lay where I once iiad lain. Tlie forms and 
 scenes of my adventurous, unguided past 
 all came back to me in the most unlovely 
 by-ways of night, as though darkness had 
 ever claimed me for its special sport; and 
 now they seemed but so many sunless, gas- 
 bleared radiations from the black and covert 
 starting-point of an infamous paternity. 
 
 Upon I'eaching the house in Benedick 
 Place, by this unfrequented way, I hurried 
 my silent companion to ni}' room ; and tliere, 
 with door locked and chairs drawn closely 
 togetlier, implored liim to tell me all he 
 knew of my misfortunes. 
 
 Now, that his missliapcn hat was ofl* and 
 the light folly upon him, he appeared but a 
 deplorable wreck of tlie sturdy wanderer of 
 the past. His reddish hair, thickly tangled 
 with gray, hung down nearly to the slioul- 
 ders in matted locks ; his whitening beard 
 covered his breast; and between locks and 
 beard glared a face pallid and haggard as 
 want and woe could make it. 
 
 " Then it's true that you've never been 
 home since that morning when I had to cut 
 away from you across lots?" he said, 
 staring about the room, after a long look at 
 me. "You've really thought all the time 
 that your name was Glibun, and didn't know 
 who your father was?" 
 
 " How could I learn more than I knew on 
 the morning you speak of, when to seek 
 further knowledge was to invite anotlier 
 attempt upon my life ? I have been a con- 
 tinual fugitive from the unnatural anger of 
 my father, thinking of him only as a peril 
 and a mystery, and hoping but to keep be- 
 yond his sight and knowledge while I lived. 
 There was a time when a vague, unreason- 
 ing conviction of my own fitness for better 
 things deluded me with the chimera oT 
 some great wrong against nature j'^et to be 
 righted, and an honest name and position 
 yet to be restored ; but at last the story was 
 brought to me that my father had been a 
 felon, a leader and associate of counter- 
 feiters ; and, without pausing to inquire be- 
 tween rumor and fact, I at once resigned all 
 hope of anything better. The thought that 
 my unnatural parent might be dead has, I 
 now feel, been my last wretclied relief from 
 unnerving apprehension ! There was fate 
 in my going to that house to-night, and 
 fate in my meeting with you. Tell me 
 wliat j'ou can ; give me some clear ground 
 to stand upon in my own defence against 
 an unparalleled outrage of years ; and rest 
 assured that I will readily forgive any part 
 you may have tal ?n, voluntarily or other- 
 wise, in the iniquity of Plato Wynne." 
 
 " Any part I may have taken ! " exclaimed 
 Wolfton Marsh. "" Ton forgive me ? Kather 
 say that you need my forgiveness for the 
 
262 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 mill .voiir devilish fatlier has brought rac to. 
 You sit there iu good health, in good dress, 
 in your own comfortable room. You're 
 young and strong, and can outlive all the 
 troubles you've got. But look at me, — sick, 
 ragged, homeless, old, and ruined. Who 
 saved you from a broken neck? I did. 
 Who made me what I am ? Your father. 
 If there's to be any forgiveness in the case 
 I'm not the one to ask it!" llis eyes 
 gleamed fiercely, and he tore at the ragged 
 collar of his coat as though choking with 
 despairing anger. 
 
 " I did not mean to do you an injustice," 
 I said, quietly. "Only give me the informa- 
 tion I ask, and you shall find me both just 
 and grateful." 
 
 "I'll tell you my own story; that's all I 
 can do," returned he, drawing a long breath 
 and casting his look to the floor. " Part of 
 It may help you, and part of it may not; but 
 I may as w^ell tell you the whole. At the 
 time when I first met your father, Elfie and 
 I kept a little school, or academy, as w^e 
 called it, in a village about twenty miles 
 north of Milton. No matter about the name 
 of the village. It was a small place, aud 
 the school gave only a poor suj^port to my 
 daughter and me. She commenced teach- 
 ing there at twelve years old ; but I only 
 undertook it because her mother's last sick- 
 ness took all the little money I had, and left 
 me so poor that I had not much choice. 
 Your father came into the neighborhood 
 with t\vo other gentlemen, one September, 
 to hunt; and, as he and his friends kept 
 their traps and horses at the village hotel, 
 I became acquainted with him. He called 
 himself Mr. Glibuu then. One evening I 
 took him home with me to show him a fine 
 English gun tiiat had belonged to my father; 
 and, as he pretended to think much of my 
 little place, I asked him to stop and smoke 
 his cigar with me. There he saw Elfie ; and 
 from the moment his wicked eyes rested on 
 her, she Avas like a bird bewitched by a snake. 
 He didn't have much to say to her; — not 
 more than if she'd been a tame, pretty bird; 
 — but what he did say was such an artful 
 mixture of patronage and flattery that the 
 young creature became a woman at the 
 very sound of it. (If you don't understand 
 that now, you will when you're older and 
 have seen more of women.) She seemed 
 afraid of him at first; wouldn't sing for us 
 when I asked her to ; aud left the room be- 
 fore he went back to the hotel ; but he had 
 her iu his toils already, and knew it, too ! 
 He didn't patronize nor flatter me; but he 
 took pains to make me believe myself too 
 good a man to be playing the poor peda- 
 gogue ill a Jersey village, when I had 
 abilities to make something of myself in 
 another field. I was expert with a pen. I 
 could write almost any hand handsomely. 
 It seemed to come naturally to me and was 
 really the only gift I liad for teaching. In 
 the hotel there was a specimen of my writ- 
 ing framed and hung up; — a l)urlcsqiie pe- 
 tition to the legislature for a new turn- 
 
 pike, with imitated signatures of celebrated 
 names. Your father continually spoke of 
 that as a w^onder, and rarely came to my 
 house of a night without dropping some- 
 thing about tlie great things I might do 
 with iny pen." 
 
 Here I interrupted the story, to ask if 
 some of those early details could not be as 
 well omitted ? My impatience to hear of 
 other things could scarcely brook such de- 
 lay. 
 
 " I must talk in my own way," was the 
 answer. " You may not care to hear al)Out 
 a time when I wasn't an outcast and a vag- 
 abond ; but it's what I like best to remem- 
 ber. However, I'll make as short work of 
 it as I can. When the shooting was over, 
 aud the shooting-])arty ready to go back to 
 town, I was wholly under the inliuence of 
 Plato Wynne, ready to follow him to the 
 end of the world, and anxious to be any- 
 where else than where I was. A mortgage 
 on my little place had fallen due ; and, as I 
 couldn't raise the money to clear it, the 
 place had to be sold. That, of course, 
 made me all the riper for my new friend's 
 use. And Elfie, between defying and ador- 
 ing him, was the bewitched bird over again. 
 Well, well! we Aveut to Milton, aS he or- 
 dered us, and there I was introduced to 
 two or three of Wynne's creatures, — all 
 men who had been ruined by him! — and 
 was drawn by degrees into dark doings with 
 them. The whole party were counterfeit- 
 ers, and had their den in an old mill, some 
 distance from the village. Two-tliirds of 
 the people about — farmers and villagers — 
 had an interest in the rascality, and helped 
 to keep the others from prying about the 
 mill, by pretending to believe an old story 
 of its being haunted. Your old school- 
 master was one of the gang. A strange fel- 
 low, named Reese, Avas another. A Yankee, 
 named Easton Sharp, was another — " 
 
 He paused, because I had uttered a half- 
 exclamation ; but I told him not to mind me ; 
 I Avas only a little nervous. 
 
 " The school-master. Birch, took Elfie aud 
 me to board, in the school-house, Avith him 
 aud a step-sou of his, for a Avhile. He Avas 
 a Avidower, aud a poor, Aveak specimen of 
 a creature, Avho had been beggared and 
 drawn into crime through gambling. His 
 OAvn boy did'nt knoAV that he Avas one of 
 us, — so closely Avas the secret kept from 
 those who hadn't interests Avith the gang. 
 Cursed be the liour Avhen I left my old home 
 for such hell-born company ! Cursed Ijc the 
 moment Avhen that smiling devil incarnate 
 — but there's no use in talking of that 
 noAV, — no use. When the true character 
 of our destroyer became kuoAvn to Elfie; 
 Avlien he stood revealed to us as the couu- 
 terfeiter, gambler, scoundrel that he Avas, 
 such a change came over her that her Avhole 
 nature seemed altered. She became sileut, 
 sullen, aud fierce toward me, and con- 
 temptuous to the school-master, but to 
 Wynne, Avhen he came amongst us, she was 
 like a spirit-brokeu tigress, bating him, as 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 2G3 
 
 I thought, ^Yith her e^yes, j^et minding him 
 like a dog. Birch finally asked her to be 
 his wife ; and, in my presence, she asked 
 our owner if she should accept the ofler, — 
 looking awfully into that devil's face, as she 
 did so. To me, her father, she said not a 
 word about it ; but, in my presence, asked 
 that of Plato Wynne ! And his words were, 
 — ' If I were not already married, myself. 
 Miss Marsh, the answer to your question 
 would be selfishly evasive. As it is, I shall 
 esteem you more, if possible, as Mrs. Birch, 
 than as Miss Elfle.' I don't believe that she 
 had known of his marriage before then. At 
 any rate, she turned white as a sheet, and 
 fell down in a fainting-fit. In a week from 
 that day, she married the school-master, 
 hating him all the time. The one child born 
 of this marriage died almost at birth ; and 
 thank God it was so ! Yon must know 
 what the end of the marriage Avas ; so I 
 needn't go over all that misery. If the 
 school-master is in the madhouse yet — " 
 " He is dead," interrupted I. 
 " Then peace be with my brother in mis- 
 ery ! " exclaimed the narrator, shaking his 
 head. " The same soul-killer drove both of 
 us ; and what wrong I did him by that shot 
 on the clifl' was to save him from going past 
 God's pardon. When your mother was 
 about to be confined, my daughter was or- 
 dered to go to the city, and l^e her nurse. 
 What could she, or the school-master, or 
 I do, but submit? She went, sternly, but 
 like a slave ; and from that time began a 
 scheme of villany more daring than all be- 
 fore it. Your unhappy mother's father, who 
 lived somewhere toward Harlem, died of 
 apoplexy, — hastened, as it was told me, by 
 the bad conduct of a runaway sou, — 
 before your mother's marriage. Before 
 that, though, the Mr. Glibun whom your 
 father represented himself to be, had estab- 
 lished himself in the poor girl's good graces, 
 — I speak of your mother, — much against 
 the will of her parent, who distrusted the 
 wily suitor. The old man's sudden death 
 took place before he could prevent the 
 match ; but, with forethought of the worst, 
 he had willed to your mother only the in- 
 terest accruing from her share of his estate ; 
 bequeathing the principal, in trust of his 
 brother, to such male child as might, in any 
 future marriage, be hers ; or, in default of 
 such issue, to his brother's family. That 
 was the true will of your mother's father ; 
 and that property would be yours now, but 
 for a false will, forged by Plato Wynne, and 
 bearing later date, in which the principal 
 was bequeathed to your mother, subject to 
 her last will and testament." 
 
 " Merciful Heaven ! " cried I, " how could 
 you know this ? " 
 
 " From the lips of Plato Wynne, himself! " 
 exclaimed Wolfton Marsh, clenching his 
 hands upon his knees. "He told me of it 
 with a wicked laugh ; showed me the for- 
 gery in his iron safe, — because he knew me 
 to be in his power ; me and mine ! — and 
 made it an argument to lead me into as base 
 
 a fraud on a d3'ing woman. See what a 
 wretched slave I was to that monster of in- 
 iquitous power! Although he had not yd 
 touclied the money, himself, your poor 
 young mother had a suspicion of the for- 
 gery, I think. At any rate, when, with a 
 presentiment of her coming fate, she wished 
 to make her will, and I — miserable tool! 
 — Avas brought to her bedside, as a lawyer, 
 she dictated a testament by which the prop- 
 erty should go to her unborn child, should 
 it be a son; or, to her husband in trust, 
 should it be a daughter. I know not 
 whether such a wiil would, or would not, 
 have stood law, had it really been drawn. 
 I do know, however, that, while pretending 
 to draw it thus, I really worded it so that 
 the birth of a daughter would make the 
 property Avholly Plato Wynne's. I read it 
 aloud to her, — as she had dictated, not as I 
 had actually Avritten ; and she signed it, and 
 my daughter and a man named Ketchum 
 signed as Avitnesses. You may Avell draw 
 back from me, after hearing that. But 
 listen to this : Degraded and lost to all 
 honor as I was, the villany was perpetrated 
 by me, on the express condition that, should 
 a son be born, and the mother die, the false 
 will should be returned to me. You were 
 born, and your mother died in the same 
 hour ; but Avhen I called upon 3'our father to 
 fulfil his promise, the answer Avas, that he 
 would return the document, for destruction, 
 — when he chose ! What little manhood 
 had mingled Avith my guilt before, deserted 
 me then ; and, Avith terror and despair burst- 
 ing my heart asunder, I sank hopeless and 
 desperate to the lowest depths of coward 
 vagrancy. I never Avent back to Milton. 
 I haunted the house by day, and dogged the 
 steps of my destroyer by night; ever beg- 
 ging and begging for the paper Avitnessing 
 my damnation. And then I became the 
 companion of other lost wretches like my- 
 self; and finally joined Avith those Avho 
 prowl and roAv about the docks and piers at 
 night, for prey. After your birth, ray child, 
 she Avho had lost her soul Avas kept most of 
 the time as a guard over you, — I knoAV not 
 Avhy. And at intervals, I Avould still dog 
 Plato Wynne with my prayers, and still 
 hover about the house Avhere Elfle was. 
 One day she came out to me in the street, 
 and hurriedly asked where I slept. I told 
 her — in the old Avarehouse. ' To-night,' said 
 she, ' I will take the child there, and leave 
 him to be hidden by you, until I can come to 
 you and him myself.' I asked her, fiercely, 
 Avhy I should be burthened Avith the Avhelp 
 of the man avIio had made a devil of her and 
 a hunted brute of me. 'You want that 
 Avriting of yours,' said she, coldly. ' Do as 
 I tell you, and Ave may get it, and even re- 
 pair some of the wrong Ave have done. I 
 Aviil bring his forgery Avith the child, scAved 
 in the lining of the cloak I Avill leave Avitii 
 him. WhatCA'cr happens, secure that cloak. 
 When the child and I are far aAvay, you may 
 make your own bargain for an exchange of 
 papers Avith the man who holds yours.' 
 
264 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 Those few wild words were all the prep- 
 aration I had for liuding you, that night, in 
 the old warehouse by the river. You know 
 how the fire gave you into the devil's iiauds 
 again. From what you have told me to- 
 night about being hidden in the room, wlicn 
 your father mocked my last prayer, you 
 iuiist also know that Eltie's intended flight 
 and its circumstances were all known to the 
 tyrant-fiend; that a creature of his, a de- 
 tective named Ketchum, had followed her, 
 as she carried j'ou from the liouse ; and that 
 he hunted me dowu in an hour after the fire, 
 and executed his master's order to carry 
 back the cloak. Poor whipped hound that 
 
 I was, I obeyed When 
 
 Elfle was sent back to her soulless husband 
 at Milton, for good, I got the news from 
 j-ou, yourself, that night of the young folks' 
 party. I went there, and haunted the school- 
 house, as I had before haunted your home ; 
 sleeping in barns, or under trees, and taking 
 food and orders, secretly, from my demented 
 child. She was a good friend to you. When 
 J-ou were at school the first time, she kept 
 me at the door uight after night, to save 
 j'ou, as she said, in case Birch tried to 
 iiarm you. I looked in through your win- 
 dow one night, and frightened you into a 
 fever. When you came the second time, 
 she seemed to know that there was murder 
 in it. She was going to leave, then, her- 
 self; but on the very night of her flight she 
 gave me her husband's own gun, and told 
 nie what I must do. You know what fol- 
 lowed. I thought I'd killed Birch; and 
 after I'd quitted you that morning, on the 
 Newark road, I "hurried to New York, to 
 find my daughter, and make her hide me. 
 Ketchum found me wandering in the steets ; 
 told me he'd been on my track all through 
 the murderous work, and threatened me 
 with the gallows if I did not leave the coun- 
 try, lie gave me money, from Plato Wynne, 
 to pay my way ; and, in a frenzy of fear, I 
 fled to Havana. In two months I was back 
 again ! llemorse, desperation, — a thousand 
 goads and horrors drove me back; and I 
 swore in my heart that I would deliver my- 
 self to the law, reveal my crimes, and those 
 of Wynne, and expiate my oflences with the 
 death I coveted. I came back, to learn 
 that Birch was not dead; to hear, with my 
 own cars, the promise of my infatuated child 
 to become the wife of the arch-demon ; and 
 to fly again from the scenes of my damna- 
 tion, in still wikler despair. With money 
 given me by the wife of Plato Wynne, I've 
 travelled far and wide; I've been an outcast 
 and a vagabond all over the broad earth ; 
 I've sought forgetfulness only to find that it 
 will never be mine this side the grave ; and 
 now I'm here again to settle the long ac- 
 count with your father at last, if I die for 
 it ! I will ! I will ! I was watching for 
 him there to-night. I'll watch for him when 
 I go from here. I'll have that paper if his 
 life comes with it ! " 
 
 Chilled to the heart by the astounding 
 revelations of the miserable creature before 
 
 me, I could yet feel a kind of stern pity for 
 him even then. 
 
 "This is a black and awful story," said I, 
 with a composure born of inexorable de- 
 termination," and you will find that it has 
 not been told in vain. I sincerely pity you, 
 and if, in the immediate measures I shall 
 take to gain justice for myself, I can re- 
 venge, without injuring you, be assured I 
 shall do it. It is plain to me, though, that 
 the false will you are so anxious to regain 
 is but the most stujjid and harmless of 
 frauds. Whatever may have been its tem- 
 porary evil purpose in the hands of my 
 father, your own diseased imagination has 
 exaggerated it into an enormity quite be- 
 yond the fact. While you were speaking, 
 i was resolving; and now I tell you that I 
 am determined to call my unnatural parent 
 to account, at once, for all his iniquities 
 toward me. You shall not be molested. 
 Give up all thought of the worthless paper; 
 let me be at the expense of keeping you 
 comfortably and privately in some out-of- 
 the-way place for the present, and you shall 
 aid me in my righteous work without being 
 known." 
 
 "No!" exclaimed Wolfton Marsh, start- 
 ing to his feet. " That can't be. Give up 
 that paper! Give up what took the last 
 grain of good from my soul, and luis kept 
 that soul in the flames of eternal fire ever 
 since ! There was hope for me — vile as I 
 was — before I put that wrong and crime 
 upon the dying; but since then, I have been 
 all accursed. I'll have it ! I'll have it if I 
 die for it! " 
 
 The man's eyes rolled and glared in the 
 red fever of madness, and he stamped and 
 ground his teeth like a tormented beast. 
 
 " At least stay here until morning," said 
 I, rising, and placing a hand kindly on his 
 ragged arm. " What can you do, in your 
 present situation, against a man like Plato 
 Wynne? Stay here until morning. You 
 shall sleep on my bed, or sofa, as you pre- 
 fer. Besides, by attempting anything des- 
 perate, now, you may put your enemy upon 
 his guard against what I intend for him." 
 
 The miserable creature threw off my hold 
 as though it had stung him, and turned upon 
 me a face livid with scornful fury. 
 
 "I'll not hold back an hour for you," 
 hissed he. " You'd have me lose my chance 
 just to help your game, would you? Well, 
 then, I won't! I've told you what you 
 asked to hear, and I don't feel the better for 
 telling it. I'm dangerous to one of your 
 blood, after calling up such things again, 
 and he'd l)etter not ci'oss me." 
 
 In vain I expostulated. The relation of 
 his miseries had indeed made him danger- 
 ous ; and, with an abrupt " good-by to 
 j'ou," he went forth into the black streets 
 again. An hour later found me at the con- 
 clusion of all temporizing considerations, 
 and pretty firmly committed to the I'esolve 
 first inspired by the story. Di'awing my 
 chair to the writing-table, and seizing a pen, 
 I wrote as follows : — 
 
BETWEEN TAVO FIRES. 
 
 2G5 
 
 *'No. — Bexedick Place, May — , 185-. 
 ' To Mk. Plato Wyxne, — 
 
 " Father, — The secret of your unnatural 
 ' violation of every parental obligation is 
 ' known to me at last. Wolftou Marsh, the 
 ' most implacable, as he is the most miser- 
 ' able, of your victims, has been with me 
 ' to-night. If conscience survives the death 
 ' of natural feeling in your breast you need 
 ' not be told what I have heard. After 
 ' darkening and tainting my tenderest child- 
 'ish years with all that could repel and 
 'pervert the sensitive affection and inno- 
 ' cence of a child, you deliberately doomed 
 ' me to destruction at the hands of a poor 
 ' wretch whom jour snares and insults had 
 ' driven to reckless despair. The Father 
 ' of the fatherless decreed that another of 
 ' your unhappy dupes should at once save 
 'me from murder, and 3'ou from the guilt 
 ' of the only crime not j-et recorded by 
 ' God and man against you. What your 
 ' course toward me has been since then, is 
 'best shown by the fact that, until to-night, 
 ' I have believed Glibun to be my true 
 ' name, and my hereditar}' shame the legac}' 
 ' of a parent only less audacious in every 
 ' infamy than Plato Wynne. From the 
 'lips of one who will henceforth follow 
 ' you in all j'our wa5's like an avenging fate, 
 ' I have learned no less of my rights than 
 ' of my wrongs, and now demand the 
 ' former, with a full determination to exact 
 'them by the means most likely to bring 
 ' reparation for the latter. It is my mis- 
 ' fortune to be your son ; but outraged na- 
 ' ture spurns a tie made unholy by a lifetime 
 ' of unparalleled abuse, and I prefer to still 
 * call myself 
 
 "Avery Gllbun." 
 
 CHAPTER XLVIII. 
 
 A WINDFALL. 
 
 After breakfasting so late at Mr. Tick's, 
 on the following morning, that none of my 
 Bohemian associates were in my way, I 
 despatched the letter, by penny-post, to the 
 gaming-house. Scarcely, however, had 
 the missive gone into the box, when I began 
 to question myself about the wisdom of 
 sending ; and the more I reflected the less 
 satisfied I became. The more direct and 
 manly plan of obtaining an immediate per- 
 sonal interview with my father had not 
 occurred to me before ; butnow I commenced 
 regretting having not adopted it. He may 
 toss the letter aside as a forgery by Wolfton 
 Marsh, thought I ; or, he may take it for 
 proof that my courage avows itself on 
 paper, for the first time, because it is un- 
 equal to a demonstration in person. A man 
 of his practices must be frequently in the 
 receipt of threatening communications bj' 
 mail, and why should I hope to move him, 
 beyond, perliaps, a momentary supercilious 
 surprise ! In short, I soon tormented my- 
 34 
 
 self into a determination to go at once in 
 quest of him, wherever he was, and let him 
 hear me in advance, if possible, of my angry 
 letter. Even at that moment he might be 
 in his luxurious den, still lingering over the 
 prey of last night ; and why should I not 
 hasten boldly thither? To think was to 
 act. Ready for any rash deed I hurried to 
 Broadway, and had I but crossed that 
 thoroughfare, to the side on which stood 
 the gaming-house, no further reflection 
 would have intervened to restrain me from 
 an act of mere boyish rage and futility. 
 But there was a funeral train of hearse and 
 carriages passing between me and the 
 opposite curb, and, while waiting for it to 
 go by, I received an inspiration from my 
 better genius. First came a sudden wish for 
 the counsel of some trusted and judicious 
 friend ; then came a bright recollection of 
 Mr. Goodman and his parting words to me. 
 Tlie great resolutions of our lives are those 
 taken without forethought and in the re- 
 action from resolves long considered. 
 Instinct, in such cases, seems to delight in 
 first permitting reason to perfect her fabric 
 of argument with the very last of her re- 
 sources, and then annihilating the whole 
 structure in an instant with some unrea- 
 soned and irresistible opposing impulse. 
 Instead of crossing the street, I hastened 
 directly along toward the lower part of the 
 city, nor paused to consider again until the 
 stately shades of Goodman & Go's, great 
 establishment had received me from the 
 crowded hlghwa}'. Then, indeed, it was 
 time to remember what I was about, and 
 the imposing mountains of clotlis aud silks 
 between wliich I had entei'ed did serve to 
 remind me of my audacity. The quiet 
 twilight of the mercantile temple, the ten- 
 der gravity of numerous attendant gentle- 
 men who looked like fashionable clergymen, 
 and the air of delicate remonstrance with 
 which one Episcopal divine came gliding 
 out into my aisle from a broadcloth chapel, 
 would have awed me into faltering insig- 
 nificance on any other occasion; but the 
 spirit of my mission made me bold to in- 
 quire for Mr. Goodman without much 
 propitiatory abasement, and I had the honor 
 of my clerical friend's distinguished usher- 
 ship to the very door of the private office. 
 
 " This gentleman wishes to see you, sir," 
 prefaced my introduction, aud then I found 
 myself standing in the presence of the tii- 
 mous merchaut . In a handsome revolving 
 chair he sat at a desk whereon laid a morn- 
 ing paper; and now that the light of day, 
 temiiered as it was, fell upon his counte- 
 nance, I again experienced the inexplicable 
 discomposure produced by the same coun- 
 tenance the night before. On rising to re- 
 ceive me, he, too, evinced a perturbation 
 which was not wholly that of surprise, aud, 
 for a moment, I knew not what to say. 
 
 "You recognize me, I think, JMr. Good- 
 man ? " was my first remark. 
 
 "I am happy to do so. Please tak« a 
 seat." 
 
26G 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 " Thank you. Last niirlit, sir, as you may 
 remomher. a peculiar circumstance brouglit 
 me to your notice, and you were kind enough 
 to place your counsel and aid at my dis- 
 posal when I should need them." 
 
 lie bowed, smiled encouragingly, and 
 kept his eyes intently upon me. 
 
 " Well, sir," continued I, " ni}' hour of 
 need lias already come; and so pressingly, 
 too, that I have presumed to take you at 
 your word thus early." 
 
 A sadder look came into his face; but, in 
 a voice all kind and sparing, he said, " I 
 feared, from your presence there, tliat you 
 would too soon sutler some evil. lu what 
 can I advise or help you? " 
 
 " Mr. Goodman," returned I, warral}'-, "you 
 must allow me to correct the misapprehen- 
 sion under which you seem to be laboring. 
 I never entered a gambling-house before 
 last night ; and then, as I firmly believe, the 
 will of the Almighty led me thither for a 
 just and righteous purpose ! Curiosity, and 
 a willingness to be diverted temporarily 
 from depi"essing thouglits, were what I sup- 
 posed to be my sole occasion for going; 
 but, sir, when I have explained to you the 
 need bringing me here, you will admit that 
 something more than chance, or idleness, 
 drew me to that house at tiiat particular 
 time. Excuse me for asking if we are per- 
 fectly private here ? " 
 
 "Perfectly, sir. I am glad to hear what 
 you say." 
 
 "Then, sir, to further excuse myself for 
 coming to you upon such extraordinary 
 business," I went on, conscious of a strange 
 and growing eagerness to confide my story 
 to him, " I must first inform you that, from 
 early childhood to the present time, I have 
 been the sport and victim of extraordinary 
 domestic adversit,y. I am reall}' without 
 one capaljle friend iu the world to advise 
 me regarding the most momeutous interest 
 of my life." 
 
 "If you need any further assurance of my 
 inclination to befriend you, j'oung man," 
 observed Mr. Goodnuin, with gentle gravity, 
 " I will repeat what I said to you last night. 
 Your appearance interests me to a degree 
 for whicii I cannot account. I have thought 
 much of you since our meeting; what you 
 say now impresses me favorably ; and if 
 you choose to tell me, frankly, who you are, 
 and what your exigency is, I will endeavor 
 to justify your confidence." 
 
 " My name," said I, " is Avery Glibun — " 
 
 To mj' great alarm, Mr. Goodman's face 
 turned pale as death, as I spoke, and his 
 sturdy frame seemed to sink and contract iu 
 the chair as though wrenched with a mortal 
 pain. Vague fancies of apoplexy flashed 
 through my In'ain, and, but for a quick re- 
 straining gesture from him, I should have 
 called for assistance." 
 
 "You are sick, sir," I cried, nervousl}^ 
 
 " How wonderful are the ways of I'rovi- 
 dence ! " he solemnly exclaimed, gazing 
 lixeilly at Init not addressing me. Then, as 
 tJie blood came back iu deep sutTusiou to his 
 
 countenance, he drew himself up with an 
 air of disturbed pi'ide, as I thought, and 
 met my look of anxiety with a forced smile. 
 "Do not mind mymomentary indisposition," 
 he said ; " it will not return again. Be good 
 enough to touch that spring-bell ou" the 
 mantel near you." 
 
 I did so, and the sound was promptly an- 
 swered by the entrance of a porter. 
 
 " David," said the merchant, turning to 
 him, " see that no person is brouglit here 
 uutil I ring again. I shall be privatelj' en- 
 gaged for some time." 
 
 "Very well, sir," said the poi'ter, and 
 disappeared. 
 
 " And now, my dear young mau," resumed 
 Mr. Goodman, with a fervor of manner tliatf 
 touched me deeply, " you have but to speak 
 unreservedly of yourself, as you would to a 
 father." 
 
 " To a father! " echoed I, my lips quiver- 
 ing. " O sir, it is against a father that I 
 am compelled to speak." 
 
 " That is a sad necessity, a very sad ne- 
 cessity." 
 
 " It is, sir; but not through any evil-doing 
 of my own. Your kind manner, sir, almost 
 encoui'ages me to impose my whole unhappy 
 story upon you ; for, without knowing it all, 
 you will scarcely understand what I have to 
 tell of last night." 
 
 " My dear young man," repeated he, fer- 
 vidly as before, " you will do well to confide 
 in me, as you sa.y. Let me know your true 
 history from the beginning." 
 
 The last intensification of worldly trouble 
 is an added restraint from seeking!»the hu- 
 mane indulgence and sympathies of others 
 for it ; and only those who have long borne 
 misfortune without the sweet relief of light- 
 ening confidences can rightly understand the 
 eagerness with which I hastened to relate 
 my wrongs. Not angrily, nor despondinglj'', 
 did I tell the tale; for in the calm, steady 
 eyes and benevolent demeanor of that dig- 
 nified and benignant Christian gentleman 
 was that whicli made the rehearsal of my 
 friendlessness a conscious and progressive 
 acquisition of a friend. So, with such quie- 
 tude of heart as had seemed hopeless for 
 such a task, I gave Mr. Goodman the full 
 account of my life, without amplification 
 or comment. Not a word did he inter- 
 pose, as, with elbow resting on the arm of 
 his chair, and head leaning on his finger- 
 tips, he sat and studied me while I talked. 
 But when, after about an hour of rapid con- 
 fession, I finally concluded with a descrip- 
 tion of the letter to my lather, he drew a 
 long breath, shook his head, and repeated 
 the words, " How wonderful are the ways 
 of Providence ! " 
 
 Then, with impressive gravity, he added, 
 "Your stor}', my young friend, is truly as- 
 tonishing; and your need of careful and 
 judicious advice is even greater than you 
 suppose it to be. You appear to have acted 
 with surprising discretion thus far in your 
 anomalims situations. A mysterious, over- 
 ruling Providence and an instinct superior 
 
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 267 
 
 to j'our apparent condition seem to have 
 strangely protected j'ou through all. In 
 your present crisis, however, there is need 
 of more heads than one. Are you willinii 
 to yield implicitly to what I shall counsel, 
 without argument, or question? " 
 
 The last condition sounded oddly to me, 
 but I was only too eager to say, " The honor 
 you do me, sir, in ottering your counsel, 
 would be unworthily returned, indeed, by 
 anything less than mj' closest obedience." 
 
 " Then, sir," he continued, with a bright 
 smile, "you shall be advised to your heart's 
 content ! If my judgment is not greatly at 
 fault you are very near a satisfactory under- 
 standing with Mr. Wynne. Why I think 
 so, will yet be evident to you. It will be 
 your best policy to wait patiently for some 
 result of your letter, in the mean time avoid- 
 ing any personal intrusion upon the unscru- 
 pulous and daring man with whom you 
 have to deal. It does not seem to me that 
 you can, with propriety, continue in an avo- 
 cation which, as you tell me, obliges you to 
 defame your father in print. Consequently, 
 as you have already had some store-ex- 
 perience, I would advise you to accept, for 
 the present, a clerkship which I shall place 
 at your disposal here. Are you willing, 
 without doubt or question, to adopt such 
 views and advice ? " 
 
 My misfortune seemed to lessen at the 
 very sound of his voice, and the words ovei-- 
 whelmed my senses with a delightful sur- 
 prise and gratitude too great for verbal 
 expression. I could only bow, and dash 
 my haudkerchief across my eyes. 
 
 "Very well," resumed he. "Then you 
 may consider yourself a member of my 
 Establishment from to-day. And now let 
 me ask you a question. While you wei'e 
 with that man, Keese, at the — the — Five 
 Points," — he certainly flinched as he named 
 the locality, — " did you see anything of a 
 father and daughter named Grej'? " 
 
 " Yes, sir," replied I, in fresh amaze- 
 ment. " They were in the same house with 
 me. The father died while I was there." 
 
 "I asked the question," said Mr. Good- 
 man, "because I happen to know that the 
 poor little motherless girl of that fearful 
 scene of crime and misery is now a rich 
 and admirable young lady in the best soci- 
 ety, and has not yet ceased to speak of a 
 strange and kind lad called Avery, to the 
 few who know her real history. My own 
 first name being Avery may have helped to 
 impress the fact upon my memory." 
 
 " April Grey ! " was my wondering ejacu- 
 lation. 
 
 "That is the name. You see, I might 
 well remark, at the mention of yours, that 
 the ways of Providence are wonderful. I 
 had heard of you before last night." 
 
 " I do not know what to make of it all, 
 Mr. Goodman," I replied, rising; "but then 
 every event of my life has been a mystery 
 at tirst, and I can only show my heartfelt 
 gratitude to Providence and to you by trying 
 to deserve what comes to me now as a 
 
 blessing undisguised. I shall follow your 
 advice in everything, resign my editorial 
 occupation, and thankfully accept the posi- 
 tion you ofier me here." 
 
 " Well spoken ! " he exclaimed, extending 
 his right hand. " To-morrow night I shall 
 expect to see you at my residence, number 
 
 Broadway, opposite Union Park. You 
 
 will meet an old friend there." 
 
 I looked for some explanation, but Mr. 
 Goodman seemed determined to leave that 
 point a greater mysterj^ than all the rest ; 
 aud, with miud more dazed than ever, I 
 took my leave. 
 
 If the ways of fate and fortune are capi'i- 
 cions to all men, thought I, as I wended my 
 way to the Earthqual-e office, how positively 
 mad are their turnings for me ! Here am I 
 fresh from the discovery of a heritage of 
 infamy, aud yet in the dawn of what looks 
 like the very climax of good fortune. No 
 sooner do I learn that I am worse than 
 fatherless, than the most fantastical chance 
 in the world gives me a warm friend and 
 protector in one whom the most blessed of 
 3'oung men would be proud to call sire. 
 Who knows what new bewilderment the 
 very next turn of the wheel ma,y bring me? 
 I will not look forward an hour. I will not 
 undertake the least guess at what will be 
 my situation, sensations, or even name, one 
 hour hence ! It was well for mj^ owu sagac- 
 ity that I determined thus ; for scarcely had 
 I reached the Earthquake sanctums, when 
 Dewitt handed me a note which read as 
 follows : — 
 
 "Law Office, No. — , 
 
 "Nassau Street, May — , 185-. 
 " Mr. Aveky Glibun : *SY;', — From infor- 
 " mation lately come into my possession, 1 
 " am induced to believe that you have a 
 " legal claim to cei'tain property held in 
 " charge by me. Please call upon me at 
 "your eax'liest convenience, and believe me, 
 " Your obedient servant, 
 
 "I. Sewall, 
 " Counsellor and Attorney." 
 
 After reading the above three times over, 
 and saying resignedly to myself, "Oh, of 
 course ! " it suddenly occurred to me that 
 my filial appeal to my guilty father must 
 have acted with magical celerity, and in- 
 duced him to take instant measures for my 
 pecuniary satisfaction. Mr. Goodman had 
 expressed the opinion that I was near a 
 satisfactory understanding with my parent ; 
 and behold this early proof of the merchant's 
 correct foresight. 
 
 " Whj^, Glibun," cried Dewitt, laughingly, 
 "you don't look particularly intellectual 
 over j'our mail. Does your tailor take this 
 means of assuring you that he won't stanit 
 it any longer ? " 
 
 "Not exactly," returned I, thrusting the 
 note into my pocket. " Something better 
 than that. I must go around to Nassau 
 Street, now, to transact a little business, 
 aud will be back in about an hour." 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 Foi'th I started asx^'^iii, not much nearer 
 mental bankruptc}' than became an enter- 
 prising yonng man who was workinsz; out 
 more of deslinj' in a day than his fellows 
 achieved in half a century. The law-offices 
 of the reticent Mr. Sewall were not far 
 away, and I traversed the distance and 
 mounted four flights of stairs without any 
 distinct cognizance of street, people, or 
 diflerence between starting-point and goal. 
 The door of the elevated legal den, how- 
 ever, with its warped panels and bruised tin 
 sign, was a grim limit to everything but the 
 most practical state of mind. I paused be- 
 fore it long enough to withdraw the note 
 from my pocket, and then stalked boldly 
 into Avhat I did not doubt to be the office of 
 my father's attorney. 
 
 Two desks, many shelves of law^-books, 
 and half a dozen very old chairs Avere the 
 prominent furniture of the apartment, and 
 near one of the desks sat a mild-eyed old 
 gentleman, with bristling gray liair and 
 whiskers, and a coat and standing-collar of 
 old-fashioned amplitude. 
 
 "Mr. Sewall? " I inquired. 
 
 The old gentleman promptly turned down 
 upon his knees the law-book he had been 
 reading, and assured me that he was the 
 man. 
 
 "You sent me this note, sir, I believe?" 
 
 He took the paper, glanced over it, and 
 favored me with the most severe ci'oss-ex- 
 aminiug scrutiny. 
 
 "Ah, yes! Take a chair, sir; take a 
 chair. You are Mr. Glibun ? " 
 
 " I have answered to that name for some 
 time, sir; but, as you maj^ already know, it 
 is not mine by inheritance. My father's 
 name '" — I faltered and blushed as I spoke 
 it — " is Wynne." 
 
 " Precisely so. There is some misunder- 
 standing between you and your father, I 
 believe? " 
 
 "Mr. Sewall," said I, "you must excuse 
 me if I decline answ^ering any question of 
 that nature until I know for what purpose 
 it is asked. If you are Mr. Wynne's legal 
 adviser, he should have given you sufficient 
 information upon that point, I think." 
 
 "Mr. Wynne's legal adviser!" repeated 
 the old gentleman, glaring at me through 
 his spectacles. " I'm no such thing ! " 
 
 "Indeed!" was my exclamation. "I 
 really beg your pardon ; but I inferred from 
 your note that you were about to act for my 
 father in a matter at issue between him and 
 me." 
 
 " Not at all," protested the lawyer; " not 
 at all. The matter of this note has no refer- 
 ence to your father, except as it involves 
 your family-identity. The property in ques- 
 tion is the estate of your deceased uncle." 
 
 Here was another hopeless puzzle for me. 
 I might as well inform the venei'able sor- 
 cerer, at once, that I hadn't the I'emotest 
 idea of what he was talking about. 
 
 " You may think the assertion a strange 
 one," I observed, feebly; " but I was not 
 aware, before, that I ever had an uncle." 
 
 Contrary to my expectation, Mr. Sewall 
 looked quite pleased at this, — settled his 
 spectacles, leaned back with folded arms, 
 and regarded me with some emotion. 
 
 " Of course you didn't," assented he, 
 chuckling. "How should you? I'll be as 
 frank with you as you have been with me, 
 and let you know at once, that Mr. Ketch- 
 um, the indefatigable detective who hunted 
 you out for me, has told me enough of your 
 adventures and experience as a son, to ex- 
 plain your lack of family-knoAvledge. Ex- 
 cuse me ; I'll finish my story first, and then 
 I'eceive your comments. Your mother had 
 an only brother, who was such an incor- 
 rigible scapegrace that his family never 
 knew anything of him, nor he of them, af- 
 ter the time wiien he was quite a lad. He 
 ran away from home, plunged into every 
 extravagance and vice, worried his father 
 (your grandfather) into apoplexy, and was 
 the same as dead to his sister and remain- 
 ing relatives from that time forth. By his 
 father's will he was very properly disinher- 
 ited. But, his sister, your mother, was left 
 under the guardianship of a rich, unmarried 
 brother of her father's, from whom your 
 father, Mr. Plato Wynne (or Mr. Glibun, as 
 he then called himself, by-the-by), took her 
 by marriage ; and that guardian finally dying 
 intestate, and without nearer relatives, his 
 property went by law to your mother, your 
 scapegrace uncle, their heirs, administra- 
 tors, and assigns. But your mother was 
 also dead by that time, and I, having been 
 an old and close friend of the intestate -de- 
 ceased, was appointed to ascertain whether 
 j'our w^orthless uncle still lived, or procure 
 some certain proofs of his death. You fol- 
 low me, do you? Ketchum, of the Inde- 
 pendent Detectives, was recommended to 
 me for his sagacity in what is called work- 
 ing-up difficult cases ; and, in mj^ first inter- 
 view with him, I was surprised and pleased 
 to find that he was deep in the secrets of 
 your father, and could discover you, if not 
 your uncle. Upon giving him certain facts 
 for his direction, however, — the name, for 
 instance, which j'our uncle had assumed at 
 the outset of his evil career, — the detective 
 suddenly declared that he knew w'here to 
 find his man, and would produce him within 
 a week. He did find the man, hiding in a 
 deu of the Five Points, and going bj' the 
 name of Reese." 
 
 "Merciful Heaven!" cried I, scarcely 
 crediting my ears ; " was that reckless man 
 my uncle ? " 
 
 " Beyond all question," answered the law- 
 j'er, who evidentlj^ found great enjoyment 
 in confounding me. 
 
 " And did he know me to be his nephew ? " 
 
 " He did not, I should say. As I have al- 
 ready told you, his whole family were dead 
 to him from the time of his father's decease. 
 He knew nothing of his sister's marriage 
 to your father; nor was her death known to 
 him until Ketchum mentioned it incidentally 
 while telling him of his uncle's death and 
 his own heirship. As you were with Reese 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 2C9 
 
 in his likliiig-place, j^oii probably knew tliat 
 he was a counterfeiter, and that the arrest 
 of a gipsy confederate had led to revela- 
 tions involving him deeply, and his chief, 
 Plato Wynne, more than vaguely. By po- 
 litical intluence, however, shameful to say, 
 he might have escaped all punishment and 
 (. 3me freely forward to receive his fortune; 
 l)ut God's justice triumphed where man's 
 failed, and Reese was killed in some low 
 broil before he could leave the Five Points. 
 This last event made you the heir, and I 
 sent Ketchum to ferret you out; but all he 
 could ascertain, for the time, was, that at 
 the death of your uncle you had mysteri- 
 ously disappeared from the Points. Indeed, 
 the detective lost all trace of you, until a 
 day or two ago, when some one happened 
 to name j-on, in his presence, as an editor 
 of General Cringer's paper. That, I be- 
 lieve, is the whole story. You have but to 
 prove your identity, and step into a very 
 pretty little estate." 
 
 After a brief silence, to collect my 
 thoughts, I managed to realize my position, 
 and make the expected response. 
 
 " If this is so," said I, studying my woi'ds 
 as I spoke them, "I can only request you, 
 sii% to keep the whole matter in charge un- 
 til I have advised with my friends. As you 
 seem to know what my peculiar lot in life 
 has been so long, you will not be surprised 
 when I confess myself quite unprepared for 
 the information you have given me, and un- 
 fit to take any decided step at present. I 
 will consult with one who has lately become 
 my benefactor, and see you soon again." 
 
 "That's right," said the lawyer, appreci- 
 ating mj^ feelings ; "take time to compre- 
 hend your good luck, and then call here 
 again. Your case is as strange as .any I 
 have known in my thirty years' practice. 
 There has been great villany somewhere. 
 However, we'll talk of that next time." 
 
 "As you say, Mr. Sewall, next time." 
 
 So, I went back to my newspaper office, 
 to hurry through the labors of what I in- 
 tended should be my last week there; and 
 committed such enormities of abstraction 
 with pen, scissors, and paste-bottle, that 
 the dramatic editor advised "a little soda 
 for a change." 
 
 CHAPTER XLIX. 
 
 ' Without other provocation than the 
 rankling memory of an old affront; with- 
 out other justification than the quickness 
 of wine to make all times and places fit for 
 the prosecution of an instinctive personal 
 enmity, Allyu Vane had proclaimed the 
 King of Diamonds a common cheat at the 
 very table of the bank-royal, and dashed a 
 glove into his face before all the sleepless 
 peers of golden Chance ! Well might the 
 wild perpetrator of such astounding treason 
 
 glide, pale and voiceless, from the paralyzed 
 midnight court, while yet all loyal throats 
 and arms were stilled and transfixed by the 
 amazing sacrilege of the act. Well might 
 he take long strides, in his flight from the 
 face struck into something whiter than an- 
 ger by the touch of an empty glove. 
 
 He fled, yet thought the fiight to be the 
 last refinement of defiance to the death ; for 
 such apparent cowardice would right quick- 
 ly, he knew, bring a pursuer in its track, to 
 test the fugitive at bay. Instinctively, and 
 without calculations of time, he even glanced 
 backward over either shoulder now and 
 then, as he strode along the night-dead sol- 
 itude of Broadway, whose lonely watch- 
 lights seemed to flicker with the tread, but 
 revealed not the form, of a swift follower. 
 On he hurried, his hands — one of them un- 
 gloved — swinging clenched at his sides. 
 Onward to his hotel, and up to the mere 
 covert of a room where home was but the 
 soulless spectre of unguarded refuge. That 
 was the only home of Allyu Vane ; without 
 one sanctity to awe the furious tempest in 
 his mind ; without one hallowed influence 
 to lull the fever in his blood ; without one 
 forgiving heart to welcome him tenderly at 
 the verj' climax of his nnworthiness, and 
 guard him from the penalty of his supreme 
 offence. 
 
 Panting and disordered, he entered the 
 chamber, turned the spark of gas to a full 
 yellow flame, and threw himself iipon a 
 dingy easy-chair beside the bed. He knew 
 what would certainly follow; it was his 
 business to listen — not to think — for a 
 while; and, with hat still unremoved, he 
 waited for a guest. Less refinement of hear- 
 ing would not have caught the cat-like tread 
 of Mr. Hastings Cutter, who had really tar- 
 ried not far behind his old tutor, and made 
 his appearance soon enough to spare the 
 latter any protracted anxiety. 
 
 "Ha, Cutter!" was the greeting, "I can 
 guess what has brought you ! I've worked 
 him to it at last, have I ? " 
 
 " You'i'e right, there, I reckon ! " assented 
 the Carolinian, his African nose and lips 
 growing coarser with half a smile. " Mr. 
 Wynne solicits the honor of j'our early 
 company to the suburbs, and hopes you will 
 excuse a vex'bal transmission of the invita- 
 tion. Who do you think of selecting for 
 your friend?" 
 
 "No one at all, Mr. Cuttei*," answered 
 Vane, tossing his hat upon the bed. " The 
 only friend I want is one of English impor- 
 tation which I shall carry in a case." 
 
 "Talk sense. Vane, if you're sober." 
 
 " And you criticise when you're asked ! " 
 was the suddenly fierce rejoinder. "Tell 
 Plato Wynne that I'll be in the Castle Point 
 wood at sunrise." 
 
 " Without a second? " 
 
 "Yes. Alone." 
 
 " Why, it will look like murder, if any- 
 thing happens ! I reckon Bilk, or Dodge, 
 would act for you at five minutes' notice." 
 
 " See hei-e, Cutter," exclaimed Vane, lean- 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 iiiLT fiMin his chair, and glarin,£i savagely into 
 the dissipatt'd face of Cutter, •' I intend that 
 it shall be murder! I'll kill him if I can. 
 Yon know perfectly well what there is be- 
 tween us. And look at this mark." (Touch- 
 ing a peculiar diagonal scar on his fox'e- 
 hcad.) '"For giving me this, I challenged 
 him in the regular way ; and he laughed at 
 me ! Now I'll have my own terms." 
 
 " Well, you'll give me credit for perform- 
 ing my mission, in regular order, I suppose," 
 said the Carolinian. 
 
 " You've done your duty." 
 
 Hastings Cutter went softly to the door 
 to satisfy himself that it was closed, and 
 then came back as cautiously to the 
 chair. 
 
 " Vane," said he, in a suppressed tone, 
 " I'm an infernal deal more your friend than 
 his in this matter, and I want you to tell 
 me, as a friend, if there was really any 
 cheating in the game to-night? " 
 
 " No I " was the short reply. 
 
 " Then, what under heaven made you fly 
 at Wynne in that wolfish way? " 
 
 " I'll tell you," responded Vane, in a 
 hoarse whisper. "When I was going into 
 his house to-night, I caught sight of a face 
 like that of the she-fiend who ruined me. It 
 brought all that I owe to Plato Wynne be- 
 fore me like a mocking picture, and fresh- 
 ened my hatred to a pitch it had never before 
 known." 
 
 "A face!" exclaimed Cutter. "You 
 don't mean to say that his wife was in the 
 house ? " 
 
 " No. It was a man's face. The face of 
 a hungry, crazy-looking old vagabond who 
 was loitering about the ' Pi'ivate Entrance.' 
 I don't know who he was ; but he had a face 
 that set me on Are." 
 
 "Vane, my boy," said Cutter, drawing 
 closer, and fixing a sinister look upon the 
 flushed countenance of the other gamester, 
 "I know pretty well what your account is 
 with Wynne, and j^ou may add mine to it ! 
 He has always treated me, too, like a dog ! 
 In sending me after you to-night with his 
 message he gave me the order as he would 
 have given it to some servant. He's squeezed 
 me dry ; he's had the price of two plantations 
 from me, and now I may go to the d — 1. I 
 was afraid, when I came here, that j'ouwere 
 drunk, and would want to apologize; but, 
 since you know what you're about, I'm with 
 you, heart and soul. Only kill him, — in 
 any icay you can, — and I'll swear you clear; 
 swear that he followed you from town to 
 kill you for holding some dangerous secret 
 of his, and that }'ou only defended your life 
 from an assassin ! " 
 
 " He shall have his shot," retorted Vane, 
 hastily, " I'll be no tricky murderer, Mr. 
 Cutter, if you please." 
 
 "Of course; I meant that, I reckon," 
 stammered the other, in momentary con- 
 fusion. " I only advise you to be cool, and 
 Are straight. 1 hear that he had two or 
 three attairs some years ago, and never liit 
 his man. Don't trust to that, though. Keep 
 
 your nerves steady, and remember the 
 school-master's wile ! " 
 
 A fierce scowl and a convulsive clutch at 
 the arm of the chair were sufficient answer 
 to this friendly advice. 
 
 " If j^ou saw the look on Wynne's face 
 when you struck him with the glove," con- 
 tinued the Carolinian, "you know that he'll 
 not fire into the air. But it's past three 
 o'clock now, and will be sunrise in two 
 liours. I must be off." 
 
 " Yes ; go," was the moody answer. 
 
 Tlie treacherous messenger of Plato 
 Wynne glided from the room as snakishly 
 as he had entered it ; leaving its revengeful 
 and unhappy master to make preparation 
 for vindicating by crime what he had never 
 gained by virtue, — the honor of a gentleman. 
 
 Honor ! instinct vague and lofty as the 
 blue of heaven, steadfast and profound as 
 the native virtue of a soul; gentleness in 
 man, courage in woman; the noble humil- 
 ity of power, and the protecting dignity of 
 powerlessness ; nature's predilection for en- 
 lightened goodness in the darkened mind of 
 the generous barbarian, and religion's in- 
 domitable chivalry of martyrdom in the 
 great Christian heart: be thou a divine 
 despotism, or a Christ-like example ; be 
 thou the nobility of the savage, the morality 
 of the sinner, or the ecstasy of the saint; 
 how is thy very sound profaned when red- 
 handed murder makes a warrant of thy name 
 to throw boldly off his accustomed covert 
 of the night and strike down a brother in 
 the sunlight ! 
 
 Day was pallidly breaking in a gray and 
 feverish haze, as though nature's eyelids 
 were still languid and heavy from the red 
 wine of sunset, when a small boat contain- 
 ing two passengers and an oarsman put off' 
 from the side of a private pier, not far below 
 the foot of Canal Sti'eet, and headed for the 
 New Jersey shore. Of the two passengers, 
 he Avho Avas the shorter in stature and the 
 younger in general appearance sat at the 
 stern of the boat and carried a square, thin 
 article of some kind, wrapped in paper, 
 under his right arm. Tlie other, whose 
 handsome black beard and taller figure dis- 
 tinguished him very strikingly from his 
 companion, preferred a standing position, 
 with his back to that companion, and one 
 foot braced upon a seat. Both were well- 
 dressed, and wore glossy silk hats and gray- 
 ish spring overcoats ; and both, it may be 
 added, had that strained, dry look about the 
 eyes which follows a sleepless night. The 
 sturdy boatman, who, when briefly engaged 
 for a handsome price to row these early 
 gentlemen to Iloboken, had been keeping 
 himself in readiness to board a Hamburg 
 steamer expected up the bay with the first 
 tide, must have felt some curiosity to know 
 what pressing business made them such lib- 
 eral passengers for him at that hour, when 
 they might have crossed as well by the 
 ferry; but, as a ten-dollar bill had been 
 handed to him in advance by the taller 
 stranger, and a something in the unsociable 
 
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 271 
 
 demeanor of both forbade any thought of 
 familiarity, the fresh-water mariner dis- 
 creetly gave all his attention to his oars and 
 asked no presumptuous questions. Swiftly 
 over the vigorous blue current of the Hud- 
 son sped the little craft, bearing Mr. Plato 
 Wynne and Mr. Hastings Cutter to such 
 business as the honest boatman dreamed 
 not of. Urged by brawny arms it soon ac- 
 complished the distance between the shores 
 of the two States, and, avoiding the ferry 
 slip and ship-yards, touched laud near the 
 point where Third Street now terminates. 
 As the two gentlemen stepped ashore, the 
 boatman touched his hat, and, with a look 
 toward that place in the stream where the 
 expected steamer was likely to cast anchor, 
 made bold to ask how long they would be 
 gone. 
 
 " An hour," was Mr. Wynne's short and 
 decided answer. 
 
 "Do you reckon we'd better go back with 
 him?" whispered Cutter, hurriedly. "If 
 anything unpleasant should happen, you 
 know, he might be — " 
 
 "You will wait here for me just onehour," 
 repeated the other, addressing the boatman, 
 and not even looking at his cautious com- 
 panion. " If I am not here again at the ex- 
 piration of that time, you may go about your 
 business." 
 
 And, without further remark, the imperi- 
 ous speaker turned immediately upon his 
 heel and walked away, leaving Mr. Cutter 
 to follow when he chose. Discreet as the 
 boatman was, he ventured to favor the Car- 
 olinian with a parting grin, which said very 
 plainl.y, "Your governor is a high one;" 
 nor did the same observing Aquarius fiiil to 
 note that the follower involuntarily clenched 
 one of his fists as he started on, and moved 
 his lips to the measure of a sentence ex- 
 pressings anything but affection. 
 
 As lion and jackal thus took their way 
 along a dusty and deserted road, within 
 pistol sound of which nearly live thousand 
 of Jersey's parsimonious sons and daughters 
 were enjoying their delightful climacteric 
 morning nap, how readily would the meaner 
 brute have dashed out the brains of the no- 
 bler, but for the cowardly hope that a keen 
 hunter would presently revenge every slav- 
 ish wrong with a bullet. In all that swift 
 walk of two-tliirds of a mile, not a word, not 
 a look did the King of Diamonds vouchsafe 
 to his scowling "second," but strode si- 
 lently on ahead of him as though equally 
 contemptuous of his oflice and his presence. 
 
 In an open space just within the edge of 
 the appointed wood, which was finally 
 reached by crossing a newly ploughed field, 
 Alljai Vane awaited the coming of master 
 and man, and greeted their appearance with 
 a slight nod of his head. Leaning against 
 a tree, his hat in his hand and his flushed 
 face exposed, apparently to catch the fixint 
 breeze, he looked, in the cold morning light, 
 like all that dissipation leaves of manhood to 
 mock the fresh color, free air, and dauntless 
 glance -of youth. With hair and dress still 
 
 in the disorder of last night's reckless pas- 
 sion and abandonment; with eyes gleaming 
 red with sleeplessness and excitement ; he 
 stood there to win the gallows if he could, 
 and end a night of madness with a dawn of 
 blood. 
 
 Plato Wynne had paused at a distance 
 while Cutter advanced to examine the 
 weapons brought by his antagonist, and as 
 the Carolinian stooped to open the pistol- 
 case upon the sward, near the feet of the 
 latter, he asked, in a shrill whisper, "Are 
 your nerves steady? " 
 
 "Steady!" echoed Vane, with a forced 
 laugh. " They're as steady as half a pint 
 of raw brandy can make them." 
 
 "It's really very awkward for you not to 
 have a friend here, Mr. Vane, "spoke Cutter, 
 aloud. "If we were down in South Car'- 
 lina I shouldn't mind it so much ; but up 
 North, here, where a parcel of Y'aukee 
 policemen are likely to interfere in a gen- 
 tleman's afl'airs, I could wish to have the 
 thing regular. But there's no help for it 
 now, I reckon. I'm a doable second and 
 will do my best. Mr. Wynne gives you a 
 choice of his shooting-irons, Mr. Vane." 
 
 "I'll use my own weapon," said Allyn 
 Vane ; and again he forced a short, unnatu- 
 ral laugh. 
 
 If Wynne had not actually overheard his 
 second's last proposition, and the terms of 
 its reception, he must have guessed what it 
 w^as from some gesture or look of the 
 speakers; for, advancing toward the pair at 
 a leisurely pace, he now decided the point 
 himself. 
 
 " Mr. Cutter," he said, with look and tone 
 suited to the words, "I supposed that you 
 understood j'our business. The question 
 of whose pistols are to be used, nmst be de- 
 cided, of course, by drawing lots." 
 
 The coarse face of Hastings Cutter be- 
 came coarser by the distortions of mingled 
 rage and mortification. "I know that, Mr. 
 Wj'une, I reckon," he retorted, clumsily 
 hastening to prepare slips of paper. "I 
 meant that Mr. Vane, as the challenged 
 party, could take his choice from the pair 
 drawn." 
 
 Paying no apparent heed to this explana- 
 tion, the elder duellist turned his gaze to the 
 flushed, defiant face of Vane, and met the 
 fierce, answering look with an expression 
 half contemptuous and half pitying. The 
 two thus confronting each other, under cir- 
 cumstances peculiarly calculated to epito- 
 mize the real character of each, presented 
 the stx'ongcst contrast that may exist be- 
 tween men of the same moral level. One, 
 at the last delirious pitch of exasperation 
 under fanciee^ wrongs, was all unreason- 
 ing, murderous, and brutalized ; the other, 
 coolly coming to extract "honor" from an 
 insult, was collected, observant, and even 
 compassionate ! The hazy light of that 
 early morning, rendered clearer if more 
 subdued by its passage through the leafy 
 network overhead, gave a sharp distinct- 
 ness to the two faces ; to the wild eyes and 
 
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 working lips of Yanc, and the unrevealing 
 features and inask-lil^e beard of the chal- 
 lenger. Cutter, tlirowing furtive and sullen 
 glances toward them, as he prepared the 
 pistols and slips, grew nervous at the con- 
 trasted l)eariugs of the two, and impotently 
 wished for the daring to charge one weap- 
 on in each pair without ball. 
 
 " Yane," said riato Wynne, after a mo- 
 ment of silence, " as you have chosen to 
 bring no friend with you, it is particularly 
 incumbent upon mo to ofl'er an apology for 
 instructing my — companion in your hear- 
 ing. But, as you see " (with a sneering 
 approach to a smile), " Mr. Cutter is rather 
 unnerved by his double duties, and needs 
 prompting in the details. We need not 
 trouble him, I think, to go through the 
 form of asking whether our difficulty cannot 
 be settled amicably ? " 
 
 "No; we need not!" was the rude an- 
 swer ; and after it came the short, hysteri- 
 cal laugh once more. 
 
 "Because," continued the first speaker, 
 with perfect deliberation, " you are not in a 
 fit condition for the business bringing us 
 here, and I am no longer in the mood to 
 make cold blood a remedy for an otfence 
 given in the heat of wine." 
 
 "You are very magnanimous, sir," 
 sneered Yane, folding his arms and rocking 
 upon his heels. 
 
 " Having indulged too freely last night," 
 pursued the other, quite unruffled by the 
 comment, "j'ou temporarily forgot your- 
 self, and affronted me in my own house, and 
 in the pi'esence of my guests. From your 
 language and appearance now, I am the 
 more convinced that you were not yourself 
 then. As a gentleman, you can scarcely 
 refuse to ofl'er a reasonable apology in the 
 same house, and before the same wit- 
 nesses." 
 
 " Plato Wynne," exclaimed Allyn Yane, 
 with an evil smile, "I have heretofore 
 known you to be a matchless villain; but, 
 upon my soul, I never before thought you 
 were a coward ! " 
 
 A momentary flash of the eye and tinge 
 of the cheek told that this insult had not 
 altogether missed its mark; but the spoken 
 answer was indifl'erent. 
 
 "That is nonsense, Yane." 
 
 ludifl'erently as it sounded, however, the 
 disordered younger gamester burst into an 
 ungovernable frenzy of rage at its utter- 
 ance, and half lifted his hands as though 
 about to clutch the throat of his intolerable 
 tormentor. 
 
 "Nonsense, is it?" cried he, in a voice 
 at once shrill and hoarse with passion. 
 "Keep beyond my reach, you incarnate 
 devil, or I shall strike you again! You 
 coward! You pitiful poltroon! You sec- 
 ond-hand husband of — " 
 
 In the midst of his delirious fury he broke 
 the sentence at the swift bidding of that 
 upraised hand ! Not that a blow was 
 threatened ; not that there was supplication 
 to his manhood in it; but because there 
 
 was a Soul in the gesture that even madness 
 had not the hardiliood to smite in the face! 
 
 " You know well what you've done to 
 me," he went on, panting as from a blow. 
 " You know well that my account with you 
 dates years back of last night. You mar- 
 ried the woman I had wooed and won. 
 Yes, — won ! This man you have brought 
 with you knows that I speak the truth. He 
 knows that I took her from the besotted 
 pedagogue whom you had given her to, and 
 that she is more mine to-day, than yours, — 
 and shall be mine to-morrow, if I can kill 
 you ! " 
 
 The last sentence was spoken in a shriek ; 
 and, as he uttered it, the infuriated speaker 
 struck with both hands at his enemy, and 
 hurled him reeling to a tree. 
 
 Even Cutter stood appalled at this crown- 
 ing and ferocious outrage, and stared con- 
 fusedly from one to the other until recalled 
 to his senses by a voice still firm enough to 
 command. 
 
 "Measure twelve paces," said Plato 
 Wynne, pale as death. " Give him any 
 pistol he wants. Don't waste a moment, — 
 a second ! " 
 
 Knowing that, as challenger, his princi- 
 pal had the right to name the distance, 
 Hastings Cutter hastily measured the paces. 
 Then, with equal precipitation, he carried 
 both pairs of pistols to Yane, who, with an 
 eager, ravenous air, selected one of his 
 own. Wynne took its mate with scarcely a 
 glance at it ; and, in another moment, the 
 two duellists were at their stations, ready 
 for the murderous sign. 
 
 Then, taking his posit^pn, handkerchief 
 in hand, the Carolinian spoke, — 
 
 " Gentlemen, are you ready? " 
 
 The leaves rustled softly overhead, the 
 birds chirped on twig and bush, and the 
 morning sun, firing the haze at last, gave 
 long ghosts upon the ground to men and 
 trees alike. 
 
 " Fii'e. One — two — three." 
 
 Two explosions were simultaneous with 
 the fall of the handkerchief. Allyn Yane 
 sprang into the air, and fell limp and mo- 
 tionless upon the dewy grass. 
 
 Uttering such a cry as might have fol- 
 lowed a wound in his own breast, Hastings 
 Cutter darted to the side of the prone 
 figure, and as quickly shrank from it. 
 
 "Through the brain!" he muttered, 
 hoarsely. 
 
 The King of Diamonds, still standing 
 where he had fired the shot, hurled his pis- 
 tol far away amongst the trees, and returned 
 the ghastly stare of his second with a harsh, 
 intolerant look. 
 
 " I meant to kill him," he said, casting a 
 sinister glance toward the body. " I could 
 kill two like him for half of what he said." 
 
 "What shall we do with — it?" asked 
 the afl"rightcd accessory, with a gesture 
 sufticiently explanatory. 
 
 "Leave it to the dogs!" was the fierce 
 answer, and Plato Wynne turned to go. 
 " Are you coming?" 
 
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 273 
 
 "No!" shouted Cutter, who, between 
 fear and bitter disappointment, was bolder 
 than himself. " I'll not go with j^ou. dLj 
 friend is killed, and I've done with you, 
 Plato Wynne." 
 
 He might have said more in his rage and 
 dismay ; but the murderer saved him tlie 
 trouble by stalking away toward the river 
 without further heed or delay, and he was 
 left alone with the dead. Then, recollec- 
 tion, anger, regret, departed also, and cow- 
 ardice only remained. He dragged the yet 
 warm corpse, its hand still clasping the 
 pistol, iuto a clump of bushes ; he ran from 
 it a distance, and paused to wipe, if he 
 could, the white horror from his fiice ; he 
 started at the fall of a leaf; he hurled the 
 remaining pistols after that which had done 
 the deed, and caught his breatli when thej^ 
 crashed among the brush ; he looked here, 
 there, — everywhere but upward, — and fled 
 away through the trees like a belated 
 shadow of the night. 
 
 CHAPTER L. 
 
 TBE ADOPTED DAUGHTER. 
 
 As I was about leaving my room on the 
 morniug after the interviews with Mr. 
 Goodman and the old lawyer, a janitor of 
 tlie house confronted me at the threshold 
 with a letter, which, he said, had been left 
 for me a few minutes before, by a man who 
 looked like a gentleman's servant. I re- 
 ceived it indiflerently, and did not even 
 gkmce at the address until my door was 
 closed again and the janitor gone. "Erom 
 my fatlier ! " was the instantaneous thought, 
 accompanied by as quick a jealousy of any 
 emotion rising to my countenance. For 
 some moments I held the letter face-down- 
 ward-, feeling a strange reluctance to look 
 for the first time upon the handwriting of 
 one against whom my whole nature rose in 
 irritable defiance. When, at last, however, 
 I threw myself into a chair and doggedly 
 held the thing before me, I was rather sur- 
 prised to find the superscription quite ditt'er- 
 ent in its penmanship from what I had 
 fancied must be that of a man like my 
 uncompromising parent ; for, instead of a 
 bold, heavy, and masculine inscription of 
 my name, I beheld the delicate, though firm 
 and legible, character of a feminine hand. 
 
 At once dropping all speculation I forth- 
 with tore open the envelope, extracted a 
 trifolded sheet of Bath note, and, with new 
 sensations, read thereupon as follows : — 
 
 " No. — Uxiox Square. 
 " Avery Glibun, — My husband has trans- 
 " ferred to me your recent note to him, 
 " thereby appointing me to answer you. 
 *' Come to the address above given, at eight 
 " o'clock on Friday evening, and you shall 
 " have at least some portion of tlie repara- 
 
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 " tiou you demand. In whatever estimation 
 "you hold my husband, you may justly 
 " bestow the same on 
 
 " Elfie Wynne." 
 
 So despairing and arrogant, so cold and 
 passionate, — how vividly did those brief and 
 characteristic word* bring before me the 
 face and manner of the writer ! Few, un- 
 revealing, and almost awkward as they 
 were, my fancy detected in them much of 
 that mingled rebellion and faschiation, 
 fierceness and abjcctness, whicli had made 
 the protectress of my infimcy alternately a 
 fear and a wonder to me. The note, from 
 address to signature, contained no more 
 evidence of generous feeling than I might 
 have expected from my father himself; j'et 
 I doubted not for an instant that it meant 
 the sternest justice, despite every conse- 
 quence. 
 
 Resolving, however, to submit it to Mr. 
 Goodman before deciding to obey its sum- 
 mons, I carefully consigned it to my pocket ; 
 and, after an economical breakfast at the 
 first restaurant, proceeded down-town tO' 
 my journalistic business. 
 
 I had my final European letter to write 
 that day, and naturally anticipated muck 
 difficulty in adapting ray overwrought mind 
 to tlie peculiarly cool and deliberate task 
 of minutely describing the last reception at 
 the Tuileries. It was, of course, incumbent 
 upon me, in that connection, to dwell upon 
 the marked attentions of the French Mon- 
 arch to the American Minister, and I 
 doubted my intellectual power that morning, 
 to make the sovereign's overheard remarks 
 as epigrammatic as such remarks always 
 are. But, as upon former occasions, 1 
 found in literary composition a quick relief 
 from all worldly cares, and, in less than, 
 fifteen minutes, was glowing over my im- 
 aginary Europe without a thought of any-- 
 thing else in the world. If imaginative 
 writing had no other use than to divert the- 
 vexed and jaded soul of a life-worn mortaL 
 from the hourly goadings of this practical 
 sphere tg the ardent and untiring incite- 
 ments of ideal adventure, it would still be 
 richly worthy the cultivation of anj^ capable 
 man. The sharpest exasperation, the in-- 
 tolerable dead-weight, of harassing or dis- 
 astrous circumstances in the actual world, 
 are due chiefly to tlie unphilosophical but 
 very common habit of regarding those cir- 
 cumstances as tyrannically arbitrary, and 
 ourselves as entirely guiltless of having 
 in any manner contributed to bring them 
 about. The real discouragement and ener- 
 vation come from the idea that we are the 
 victims of conditions and occurrences which 
 we have had no hand in creating; and 
 hence the stimulating relief of an appeal to 
 the world of imagination, wherein Ave can 
 create our own circumstances, and thereby 
 attain that energetic sense of power which 
 is the only elTective solace for eveiy ti'ouble. 
 Possibly some future enlightenment will 
 show mankind that the government of 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 human nature is republican, and that cacli 
 man's controlling circumstances are of his 
 own election ; the predominances logically 
 made such by the unconscious sutfrage of a 
 majority of Jiis natural traits ; but, until 
 then, the fancied iron despotism of such 
 conceptions as fate and destiny must often 
 drive the wearied mind into that sleep of 
 its o'.vu, called imagination, to lind recu- 
 peration in dreams from the exhaustions of 
 reality. 
 
 My letter from Paris, and regular weekly 
 editorial upon the certainty of an early and 
 general war between the efl'ete monarchies 
 of Europe, were just the free imaginative 
 labors to divert my mind from all its 
 worldly perplexities, and make me forget 
 for a while the hopeless tangle of conllict- 
 iug circumstances in which my whole exist- 
 ence seemed to be snared; but when I 
 finally turned to the latest southern news- 
 papers, and commenced writing up " The 
 Shooting Season" for the week, it was com- 
 ing back to stern actualities again, — my 
 own distractions among the rest. Hence 
 my mood and pen experienced a sudden loss 
 of elasticity at this latter point, and I was 
 halting miserably in an effort to put together 
 the commonest of sentences properly, when 
 Will Dewitt came into the sanctum and 
 obsex'ved what I was about. 
 
 " Doing the ' Shooting Season,' eh? " re- 
 marked he. 
 
 " Yes ; and I'd give something to be 
 through with it." 
 
 " If you want something fresh for it lean 
 give you the article." 
 
 "Let me hear it," I said, without much 
 ^interest. 
 
 "I'll give it to you in reporter style," 
 replied the dramatic editor, " and you can 
 romance on it for yourself. This morning 
 a couple of laborers who had gone into a 
 piece of woods in Hoboken, about three- 
 quarters of a mile from the ferr3% to cut 
 brush, found amongst some low bushes the 
 dead body of a well-dressed man, appar- 
 ently about thirty years old. A bullet-hole 
 through the forehead, and a discharged 
 : pistol still grasped in the right hand, ex- 
 plained the fate of the unfortunate mortal, 
 who is supposed to have sought that retired 
 spot for the purpose of self-destruction." 
 
 "Pooh!" interrupted I, impatiently: 
 "that's merely a common affair. There's 
 no point to it that I see." 
 
 " Let me finish," added Dewitt, in a sig- 
 nificant tone. "Fi'ora papers found upon 
 the person of deceased, his name is believed 
 to have been AUyn Vane." 
 
 I laid aside my pen and surveyed Dewitt 
 in mingled distress and wonder. 
 
 " Can it be possible ! " 
 
 " So it appears. A reporter brought the 
 news into the Daily Bread office just now, 
 while I was there, and the name attracted 
 me. You don't seem to doubt that it means 
 orir Vane, of the old school." 
 
 " It must be the same," said I, musingly. 
 " I met him at a theatre some time ago, and 
 
 learned, from his own lips, that he was 
 going to the dogs on a full i-un. I suppose 
 you know that he turned gambler? " 
 
 " Yes, I knew that," observed my old 
 school-mate, gravely. "Poor Vane! That 
 tigerish runaway wife of Birch's made a 
 clear fool of him, they say." 
 
 I darted a sharp look at the speaker, half 
 suspecting that he might know more of the 
 latter matter than I had supposed ; but his 
 countenance gave no indication beyond the 
 bare meaning of his words. 
 
 "Vane never had much strength of 
 mind," remarked I, not caring to^ argue, 
 "and his real ruin was some money left 
 him, as he told me, by his motlier. It is 
 easy to imagine such a man losing heavily 
 to sharpers in a gaming-house, and then 
 blowing out his brains in a fit of despair." 
 
 "That may have been it," assented De- 
 witt, thoughtfully. "What an unwhole- 
 some, ill-fated concern that school seemed 
 to be! Always more of the hinatic asylum 
 than school about it. I wonder what has 
 become of all the fellows? I wonder if 
 Reed has gone to preaching j^et ? " 
 
 I made no answer to his wonderment, 
 preferring that he should think me no wiser 
 in those particulars than himself; but now 
 that his practical and inquiring mind had 
 been drawn back to the days of our early 
 association, he was willing to talk on. 
 
 "Do 3^ou know, Glibun," said he, after a 
 brief pause, " that you have always struck 
 me as being a curious genius ? " 
 
 "Havel?" 
 
 " Why, yes. At school we were always 
 wondering what there was between you and 
 Vane and Mrs. Birch; and since yon first 
 came upon me so unexpectedly in this office, 
 and slid so easily into an editorship, you've 
 puzzled me more than ever. I've taken it 
 into my head that you could tell a story of 
 j'our own if you chose to." 
 
 He said this in something like his old, 
 boyish style, and without any appearance 
 of rude curiosity ; so I answered him in 
 good temper, — 
 
 " Every one has his own story, I sup- 
 pose, even if he has nothing else. Poor 
 Vane has just ended his. As for mine, it 
 has just reached the time when I am about 
 to leave hackney literature and enter another 
 business." 
 
 " You surprise me," exclaimed Dewitt, 
 his looks justifying his words; "wiuxt is 
 your new wrinkle ? " 
 
 " A dry goods clerkship." 
 
 I thought that piece of information would 
 check wliatever desii-e he had to know my 
 "story;" and it did. A poorly-repressed 
 expression of deep disgust came over his 
 face on the instant, and was very plain in 
 the tone of his voice, — 
 
 "Leave journalism to deal in tape and 
 muslin ! Why, that's worse than herding 
 with the Bohemians." 
 
 He was certainly very much disgusted 
 at such a coming down from the intellectual- 
 ities, and had no farther care about the 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 275 
 
 personal adventures of one who could be 
 capable of such deterioration. 
 
 " It is true," said I. " Next week I shall 
 be amongst the tapes and muslins ; in which 
 I've had some experience, by-the-by, al- 
 ready." 
 
 " Well, you know your own business," 
 returned he, making ready to commence 
 work at his desk. " I shall be sorry to 
 have you go." And thus our conversation 
 ended. 
 
 By dint of sturdy persistence I worried 
 through my sanguinary Southern depart- 
 ment, each tragic incident suggesting to 
 me the pi'one figure of Vane as one of its 
 features, and rendering my pen still less 
 I'eady in the Avork. Satisfied, however, if I 
 but wrote coherently, and not attempting to 
 elaborate much beyond the bare facts as 
 they were given by my authorities, I com- 
 pleted my work by sunset ; and then, with 
 a parting word to the dramatic editor, took 
 my way back to Benedick Place. 
 
 Chance had favored my inclinations dur- 
 ing the past two days by saving me from 
 contact with any of my Bohemian friends 
 during tliat length of time, and I was par- 
 ticularly glad to accomplish a dinner at 
 Solon Tick's, and get into my room again 
 that night with the same impunity. Occu- 
 pied as I was with the thickening surprises 
 and mysteries of a culminating destiny, I 
 shrank from companionships associated al- 
 most wholly witli my frivolous hours ; and, 
 as I have said, chance seemed to favor the 
 feeHng by keeping the fraternity tempo- 
 rarily away from me. In short, to farther 
 explain the matter, it may as well be stated 
 here that the shockingly sudden death of 
 Le Mons, and the remorseful scenes accom- 
 panying and following that reproachful event, 
 had cast a gloom and a chill over Bohemia, 
 and put an end for a time to the livelier 
 sociabilities of its volatile sons. 
 
 While carefully attiring myself for my 
 visit to the house of my new and Heaven- 
 sent friend and guide, I reflected that I must 
 presentlj' resign my literary company alto- 
 gether; for with my change of business I 
 had determined to change my place of abode, 
 and the two changes would pretty certainly 
 carry me quite out of the literary circle. 
 To saj' that I contemplated such alienation 
 with no regret whatever, would be exagger- 
 ation, since I really felt an odd kind of at- 
 tachment for Church and two or three oth- 
 ers ; but in all my experience of such com- 
 pany and their ways I had never been able 
 to divest myself entirely of a certain feeling 
 of strangeness, as though I were very far 
 from being "to the manner born;" and 
 Gwin's example and death had carried the 
 sensation very near to impatient aversion. 
 Thus it was that I could so easily consent 
 to even go back again to a clerkship, when 
 the latter oflered as an alternative to the 
 occupation no longer tasteful to me. I was 
 no genius ; that was the amount of it. 
 
 Saying as much to myself while taking a 
 last view of njy profile in the little mirror 
 
 on my dressing-bureau, it simultaneously 
 occurred to me that my forehead was neither 
 high nor broad enough to denote the literary 
 mau, and that my fastidious tendency to 
 dress like a Christian was in itself a death- 
 blow to the last hope of intellectual emi- 
 nence. So far, however, were these discov- 
 eries from covering me with humiliation, 
 that I positively regarded my reflected self 
 with some complacency. The mirror gave 
 a cabinet-portrait of a well-shaped young 
 man, rather above the medium height, with 
 curling chestnut hair, regular features, an 
 expression of countenance at once mild, 
 earnest, and boyish, and a general air of 
 quiet respectability. It is not generally a 
 source of satisfaction to know that one does 
 not bear the remotest resemblance to his 
 repiTted father ; and that I secretly rejoiced 
 in such a conviction may look very much 
 like a proof of incorrigible demoralization; 
 but I make the confession without reserve, 
 and ofier it as ray last observation before 
 setting out for Mr. Goodman's. 
 
 An omnibus carried me to Union Park, 
 and there alighting I quickly found the 
 merchant's residence. It was a plainly hand- 
 some house, fronting the Park about niid- 
 waj', and, with its two noble shade-trees on 
 the curb, and little green cemetery within 
 the iron railings, had somewhat of the twi- 
 light stateliness of the great Establishment 
 down-town. So much I could discern by 
 the light of the street-lamps and the stars, 
 and it prepared me to find my benefactor 
 the same at home as in his temple of trade. 
 A sumjituous building of the ornate modern 
 style would have filled me with embarrass- 
 ing expectations of all those royal pomps 
 and ceremonies with which the successful 
 tradesmen of the republic are apt to aston- 
 ish the friends of their wealthy daj's. But 
 here there were no architectural pretences, 
 nor obtrusive elaboration of front doors, to 
 make time-honored respectability pass for 
 the rank growth of yesterday. The house, 
 like its owner, had a character to be known 
 without a purchased livery of state ; and, in 
 the consciousness that my own right to ad- 
 mittance there would be neither questioned 
 nor degraded by the special social insolences 
 of upstart grandeur, I felt that respectful 
 confidence which true dignity only can in- 
 spire. 
 
 A servant, whose neat black costume and 
 subdued demeanor were placid reminiscences 
 of his employer's salesmen, conducted me 
 through a fine old hall to a small reception- 
 room opening therefrom on the left, and, 
 having taken my card, left me to make his 
 announcement. I had barely time, however, 
 to realize where I was, before he reappeared 
 with the request that I should follow him to 
 the parlor. Ilesigning to his care my hat 
 and gloves, and recrossing the hall, I was 
 next bowed into a lofty, well-lighted apai't- 
 ment, furnished handsomel}', but in the sub- 
 stantial, old-fashioned style, where Mr. 
 Goodman stood conversing with a stout, 
 short, vivacious gentleman, in gold specta- 
 
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 AVERY GLIB UN; OR, 
 
 cles and very obvious wig, who seemed to 
 be iu the act of taking leave. The merchant 
 was loolving toward tlie door as I entered, 
 and welcomed me so heartily, with both 
 hands, that his parting guest was palpably 
 surprised. 
 
 " My young friend, you are punctual," 
 said Mr. Goodman, and added, " Mr. Span- 
 3-el, Mr. Glibuu." 
 
 "Happy, sir," said Mr. Spanyel, politely. 
 " A relative of yours, I infer, Mr. Good- 
 man." 
 
 The merchant smiled at the mistake, and 
 I hastened to regret that I could not claim 
 the honor. 
 
 " I beg your pardon," rejoined Mr. Span- 
 yel, slightly dashed ; "but I thought there 
 was a likeness. I should be pleased to see 
 more of Mr. Glibun, but must really be go- 
 ing now. Mrs. Spanyel may depend, I hope, 
 upon the pleasure of your preseuce, with 
 Miss Goodman, on the occasion I have men- 
 tioned." 
 
 " I may venture to promise for the 
 young lady, I think," replied Mr. Goodman ; 
 "and if I should not be able to act as her 
 escort, you may permit me to transfer the 
 compliment of your invitation to a substi- 
 tute ? " 
 
 " Certainly, Mr. Goodman, with pleasure," 
 answered the gentleman, who thei'eupon 
 bade us good-evening and departed. 
 
 Ungallantly as the confession may sound, 
 I must admit that the mention of a Miss 
 Goodman gave me a sensation nearly akin 
 tojealousy, though why it should aflect me 
 iu that absurd way I could not have ex- 
 plained to myself. 
 
 "Now, sir," said my benefactor, quite un- 
 conscious of my emotion, "you may take a 
 chair, if you please, and inform me at once 
 how your afiairs are progressing. I judged 
 from the expression of your countenance, 
 when you entered the room, that you had 
 something new to tell me." 
 
 In his own house, and with all the light 
 and refined comfort of a generous home 
 about him, he was still more the courtly 
 gentleman of the old school than in the 
 tempered shade and foi'malities of his count- 
 ing-room. But in anj^ place or circumstance, 
 in the saloon of the gaming-house, whither 
 he had gone to rescue a soul from destruc- 
 tion, as in his parlor where he sat to dis- 
 pense elegant hospitality, that natural dig- 
 nity which was the free expression of his 
 whole benevolent character rather than the 
 jealous pride of a few lofty traits, would 
 have invited as irresistibly the trust and 
 confidence of modest merit, as it would have 
 abashed and silenced the familiarity of vul- 
 gar presumption. 
 
 "I have, indeed, sir, something new to 
 tell you," said I, in reply to his conjecture, 
 " and hardly know whether to regard it as 
 favorable to myself, or otherwise. Within 
 two days I liaA^e becm notified of my right as 
 heir to the property of an imcle, whose re- 
 lationship, while he lived, was never sus- 
 pected by me ; and my step-mother has sent 
 
 me a written request to visit my father's 
 house to-morrow night." 
 
 Wonder was plainly depicted on the coun- 
 tenance of the merchant, nor did it abate 
 when I carefully repeated my conversation 
 with the lawyer. 
 
 "This is certainly a development I was 
 far from anticipating," said he, " and re- 
 quires early and judicious action. Have you 
 brought the lawyer's note with you ? " 
 
 " I have, sir," said I ; " and also that from 
 Mrs. Wynne." And I handed both to him. 
 
 Opening Mr. Sewall's first, he read it at- 
 tentively, turned it over several times, and, 
 after a long pause, observed very deliber- 
 ately, — 
 
 " I will retain this, if you are willing, and 
 attend to it myself." 
 
 I was thankful to have him do so, and 
 expressed myself in terms of grateful 
 assent. 
 
 " Do you think," asked he, " that the pres- 
 sent Mrs. Wynne, formerly your nurse, had 
 any knowledge of the man, Reese, iu his 
 true relationship ? " 
 
 " No, sir, I cannot reasonably think so. 
 If my uncle, himself, did not know me to be 
 his nephew until the very last day of his 
 life, — if he did even then, — how could she 
 be better informed? It seems, indeed, that 
 my father, even, was as ignorant." 
 
 " I would advise you," said Mr. Goodman, 
 after another pause, and witli his eyes still 
 upon the note, " to place very little stress 
 on this matter. I have good reason to be- 
 lieve that, as regards yourself, it will prove 
 to be a mistake." 
 
 If the feeling excited in me by his idea 
 was that of disappointment, it assuredly 
 had but shallow depth. Curiosity, rather 
 than gratification, characterized my senti- 
 ments regarding Mr. Sewall's revelation, 
 and, without any keen sense of regret, I 
 heard my benefactor arbitrarily discredit 
 what had seemed so like my good fortune. 
 
 " It seems too strange for truth," replied 
 I; " but the same may be said, Mr. Good- 
 man, of all that I know about myself." 
 
 "Excuse me a moment," said he; and, 
 going to a strong mahogany escritoire, he 
 placed the lawyer's note iu a drawer. Theu, 
 returning again to his chair, with a less ab- 
 sorbed expression of countenance, he pre- 
 pared to examine the second missive. 
 
 " Your curious family-history, after being 
 a sealed book to you so long," he observed, 
 " may well bewilder you now by the abrupt- 
 ness, disorder, and rapidity with which its 
 secrets are coming to light. It is the less 
 explicable, however, because you know but 
 a part of it yet. At least, that is my infer- 
 ence. And this brings us to Mrs. Wynne's 
 note." 
 
 He opened the latter as he spoke, and 
 read it at a glance, apparently, and returned 
 it to me, 
 
 " Mr. Wynne's house," he said, "is almost 
 directly across the Park from here. You 
 should, by all meaus, obey the summons you 
 have received, for I do not doubt that it 
 
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 277 
 
 will be in the highest degree to your interest 
 to do so. And now, my dear 3'oung man," 
 he added, kindness and interest beaming 
 from every feature of his face, '-you must 
 give me a frank answer, when I ask if my 
 own conduct and language toward you have 
 not seemed nearly as strange as the rest of 
 your puzzling experiences ? " 
 
 Not stopping to consider how I really 
 might have regarded them had my nature 
 been less eager for the immediate protection 
 and guidance they supplied, I passionately 
 told him, and truly, too, that I had thought 
 of him with my heart only, not with my 
 mind ; that, from the moment when he first 
 addressed me, I had, without knowing why, 
 regarded him with a mixture of grateful 
 reverence and implicit trust which left me 
 neither need nor disposition to reason about 
 what he did or said. 
 
 " My dear young friend," he replied, as 
 warmly, and with a pleased look, " your 
 words give me much pleasure, — more, in- 
 deed, than you can imagine. There could 
 be no better proof that your enforced asso- 
 ciations in the past with ignorance and de- 
 pravity have failed to contaminate you ; for 
 reverence is one of the first traits lost in the 
 contraction of vice, and the youth that 
 takes lessons from matured ignorance will 
 seldom heed the wisdom of gray hairs. I 
 think, however, that, despite your implicit 
 lack of curiosit}', j^ou should have some ex- 
 planation of my emotion at hearing your 
 name, my immediate interest in j'our wel- 
 fare, and the foreknowledge by which I have 
 been enabled to advise promptly in the com- 
 plicated matters you have submitted for 
 counsel." 
 
 " Am I to understand then, sir," cried I, 
 greatly struck by his words and manner, 
 '• that you had foreknowledge of me prior 
 to our first meeting? " 
 
 " Such was the case," responded Mr. 
 Goodman, smiling. " Some time before 
 that eventful evening, the writer of this 
 note in my hand, had, in this very house, 
 related much of your story to me, and be- 
 sought for Avery Glibun my protection and 
 friendship, whenever the young wanderer 
 bearing that name should be found again." 
 
 Now, indeed, my benefactor was a puzzle 
 to me ; and I am afraid that my countenance 
 betrayed the fact to him by the least dig- 
 nified of stares. 
 
 '* I see that I am a source of incompre- 
 hensibility to you at last, young sir," he 
 went on, in a still sprightlier voice; "but 
 you must not suppose that Mi's. Wynne and 
 I are old acquaintances. On the occasion 
 of a masquerade ball here, not very long 
 ago, in honor of my adopted daughter's 
 birthday, Mrs. Wynne, in mask and domino, 
 succeeded in gaining admittance and per- 
 suaded me to a private interview. With- 
 drawing with her, as she requested, to a 
 conservatory at hand, I there learned the 
 name of my strange guest and the object 
 of her visit. Of the latter I will tell you no 
 more at present than that the lady related 
 
 your misfortunes tome, and willi such an 
 argument in your behalf that I did not hesi- 
 tate to promise Avhat she required. If you 
 could be found, or if you should voluntarily 
 make your appearance where cither she or 
 I could know you, I was to take you uuder 
 my protection. I will tell you no more be- 
 cause it is plain, from this note, that Mrs. 
 Wynne wishes to tell you the remainder 
 herself. Go to her to-morrow night, as she 
 desires, and, when you leave her, come to 
 me again." 
 
 My heart melted toward Elfie while he 
 spoke; and in imputing to her a motive 
 almost heroic for boldly asking in my be- 
 half the protection of one whose well- 
 known justice and benevolence were a 
 guaranty that her petition would not be in 
 vain, I willingly concluded that her share 
 in my father's unnatural schemes against 
 me was no more voluntary than it had been 
 when she was my only refuge from him, 
 and that she would still dare every peril to 
 preserve me from further wrong. 
 
 I was about to assure Mr. Goodman that 
 I would see her as she had appointed, and 
 rest satisfied until then with what I already 
 knew of her character, when the door of 
 the parlor was hastily pushed open, reveal- 
 ing the figure of a young lady who was 
 palpably surprised at finding me with the 
 merchant. 
 
 " Come in, my dear," said the latter. 
 
 The fair apparition advanced modestly, 
 but with well-bred ease, revealing to my 
 first admiring glance a face of exquisite 
 girlish beauty and sensibility, and a lithe 
 figure ripe with the earliest symmetry of 
 womanhood ; but, as I arose to pay de- 
 corous homage, and caught a nearer view 
 of the deep, thoughtful eyes in the shade 
 of her fair forehead and luxuriant dark hair, 
 my heart suddenly received a new sensation 
 and throbbed at a familiar touch. 
 
 " My adopted daughter. Mr. Glibun," 
 said Mr. Goodman. " My dear, you come 
 upon us like a spirit." 
 
 I had sufficieut self-possession to bow 
 and utter the usual commonplace; but my 
 bow was a nervously oblique one, and after 
 the salutation my mouth had a wonderful 
 tendency to remain half open. In short, I 
 had a vague consciousness of having seen 
 the young lady before, and stood an awk- 
 ward victim, so to speak, of imperfect and 
 incredible memory. 
 
 " Perhaps," said the merchant, noticing 
 my perplexity and her confusion thereat, — 
 " perhaps you would feel better acquainted, 
 my dear young people, if I should introduce 
 you again as — April and Avery ! " 
 
 " April ! " ejaculated I, -• April Grey ! " 
 
 "Are you, can you be Avery?" asked the 
 unchanged voice, while the cheeks so lately 
 flushing took the pallor by which I knew 
 them best. 
 
 Despite the womanlj^ form, the rich attire, 
 the long, lustrous hair, whose curling cas- 
 cade had not yet carried over the single 
 white rose-bud to break on shoulders 
 
278 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 ■wliitcr tlian itself, I rccognizcclthe daughter 
 of Oklou Grey. 
 
 Appreciating our emotions, Mr. Good- 
 man liad the tact to perceive that neither 
 of us Iciicw what to say, and came to our 
 relief with ready sympathy. 
 
 '• There is some excuse for your in- 
 credulity of your senses at this meeting, 
 Mr. Glibuu," said he, laughingly, " although 
 you had been informed, already, if I re- 
 member rightly, that Miss April Grey had 
 brilliantly outgrown the unfashionable cir- 
 cumstances under Avhieh you once knew 
 her. But as for you. my dear," he added, 
 laying his hand tenderly upon her head, 
 "there can be no possible pretence for any 
 prolonged amazement on your part. I told 
 you all about Mr. Avery yesterday; and, 
 although you may not have expected to find 
 him here to-night, you must not appear to 
 be astounded at his very existence." 
 
 •' But I should not have known him if 
 3'ou had not mentioned his first name," said 
 April, regaining her composure at the sound 
 of his voice, and blushing the welcome her 
 little hand was already confirming. 
 
 "I should have known you auywhere!" 
 cried I, with an unceremonious ardor pro- 
 portioned to my recent perturbation. 
 
 " And we shall all know each other as well, 
 if we all take seats," said Mr. Goodman. 
 
 Forgetting everything in the world save 
 what was before me, I set a chair for the 
 young lady ; and, when we were all seated, 
 my benefactor continued, — 
 
 " As you already know the sadder por- 
 tion of April's story, Mr. Glibun, I shall 
 briefly tell you the remainder at once ; for 
 in this matter, at least, you should find no 
 mystery. Have you a distinct recollection 
 of all the principal circumstances related in 
 Mr. Grey's written statement?" 
 
 I assured him earnestly that not one cir- 
 cumstance narrated in Olden Grey's legacy 
 had escaped my memory, aud April cast dowu 
 her lovely eyes to hide the emotion excited 
 by the pitiful theme. 
 
 "Then," proceeded Mr. Goodman, grave- 
 ly, " I need not repeat that melancholy 
 story. The Honorable Captain, Mr. Grey's 
 father, was an old friend of mine, and on 
 the occasion of mj' last visit to England, 
 about twelve yeai's ago, I found him upon 
 his death-bed. In the confidence of friend- 
 sliip aud with a full realization of his condi- 
 tion, he told me how rigorously he had dealt 
 ■with his only son, and confessed that he had 
 allowed himself to be unjustly inflamed 
 against the hapless young man by Brighton 
 Keene and the designing mother of the latter. 
 Upon discovering the treachery of Bright- 
 on, the discarded son made a fierce attack 
 upon the traitor, and, believing that he had 
 killed him, fled at once to this counti\v. 
 But Brighton Keene lived long enough to 
 confess his iniquities under fear of death, 
 and the dying father spoke only with re- 
 morse (jf his owMi cruel folly in being the 
 dupe of such a wretch. Knowing that I 
 would soon return to America, he ear- 
 
 nestly besought me to trace out his son, or 
 that sou's child, and named me trustee, 
 as I may term it, in the last will and testa- 
 ment by which he bequeathed his cntii'e 
 property to Olden and Olden's heirs. Soon 
 after the captain's death I came home, aud 
 at once instituted a search for the wronged 
 child of my old friend. My eflbrts, how- 
 ever, were all in vain, until I had almost 
 relinquished hope ; but, finally, by the merest 
 chance, one of the city missionaries who 
 had called upon me for a charitable donation, 
 mentioned the greater success of Catholics 
 than Protestants with the lowest orders of 
 the poor, and told about a little girl, named 
 Grey, who, upon the death of her ftither, 
 an English unfortunate at the Five Poiuts, 
 had been spirited away, as he termed it, 
 
 to a convent in H street. I lost no 
 
 time in applying for information at the 
 convent named, and there found April. 
 Her religious protectors were ready to 
 prove her identity, aud produced the 
 written statement of the child's father, 
 witnessed by the priest who had brought 
 April to the institution. Her presence 
 here as my adopted daughter explains the 
 rest. That, I believe, is the whole story." 
 
 "No, not the whole, dear guardian!" 
 added April, quickly. "You have not said 
 a word of j'our own noble kindness — " 
 
 " Which becomes a very tiresome topic 
 in that little mouth, my dear," he in- 
 terrupted, casting an arm fondly about her, 
 as she drew closer to his side, and regard- 
 ing her with such a fatherly, protecting air 
 as he had not betbre exhilnted. 
 
 I reverenced him the more for the terse, 
 rapid manner in which he had explained 
 his precious trust without once allowing 
 his own generous part to appear save as a 
 mere incidental agenc.y. And in the con- 
 versation following it was no efibrt for me 
 to join with April in her loving deference 
 to lum in everything. 
 
 It was hard to leave them at last, and 
 go back to solitude and reflection, to a 
 lonely hired room and gloomy presentiments 
 of the morrow ; but the heart with one firm 
 stay to lean upon can take hope against a 
 thousand treasons, and the same sleep that 
 follows the weariest despondencies of the 
 night may bring dreams brighter than the 
 morning. 
 
 CHAPTER LI. 
 
 A WOMAN SCORNED. 
 
 The room was superbly luxurious with 
 dainty furniture and lavish ornament ; and 
 if the pretentious front of the house had 
 suggested a strong contrast to the repellaut 
 air of neglect and desolation so marked in 
 my old home, how much wider was the 
 dilference between the glaring, sumptuous 
 pai'lor in which I then stood, and that dim, 
 comfortless den of an apartmeut where my 
 
BETWEEN TWO 1" rxiX^V 
 
 279f 
 
 father had successively frightened me with 
 his contempt, consigned me to the unwill- 
 ing custody of the Avretched Birch, and dis- 
 covered me in that involuntary act of eaves- 
 dropping wliicli precipitated the most mon- 
 strous of his unnatural designs. Heavy 
 curtains of crimson stufi' marked the un- 
 lighted entrance to the fi'ont parlor ; fine 
 canvas, tastened to the walls by gilded 
 half-pillars and to the ceiling bj^ an im- 
 mense cornice of gilt, bore delicate oil 
 paintings in imitation of tapestry ; but what 
 particularly caught my eye was the well- 
 remembered iron safe, set in the wall as 
 it had been before. One glance at that 
 made everything else indifferent to me, and 
 held me sternly fixed in the resentful mem- 
 ories justly mine. 
 
 I might well have been confused to find 
 my father himself there, when I had ex- 
 pected to see no one but my step-mother; I 
 might well have felt startled and shocked 
 at the hard, fierce expression of my step- 
 mother's altered face, and at the presence 
 of an over-dressed stranger who had 
 followed stealthily after me into the house, 
 and who, as he stood beside me before my 
 parent and the lady, had yet a familiar look. 
 Had I gone thither the friendless and hope- 
 less mortal that I was but a week before, I 
 must have derived nothing but final dis- 
 couragement from such a scene, aud re- 
 treated uumanfully from it after a wild 
 word or two of mad reproach. But I had 
 friends now ; there was a strong arm behind 
 me, and I confronted the authors of my mis- 
 fortunes with the resolute air of one who 
 had come upon no questionable mission. 
 
 " Madam," said I, recognizing my step- 
 mother, only, and unhesitatingly extending 
 my hand, " you find me obedient to your 
 note." 
 
 She met my grasp coldly and mechanically, 
 letting her hand fall almost immediately to 
 her side again by its own weight. 
 
 " And I, Mrs. Wynne, am also as prompt 
 to answer your written request," cried the 
 stranger at my side. "Mr. Wynne, I'm 
 your most obedient." 
 
 If I had ignored the presence of my 
 father he was certainl.y capable of returning 
 the compliment witli complete artistic 
 success ; for he placidly looked through me 
 at the person who had' addressed him, and 
 nodded his acknowledgment without seem- 
 ing at all aware tliat I stood in the way. 
 Sitting near a table, on which he indolently 
 rested an elbow and slowly twirled a book, 
 he was not a day older in appearance than 
 when I had last seen him. Time could not 
 stale, nor custom wither, such imperturbable 
 self-possession as his ; nor was there any 
 progress of age for face and demeanor, 
 which but passively transmitted an eternal 
 tranquillity of egotism. 
 
 The stranger and I took chairs in obedi- 
 ence to a half-contemptuous motion from 
 Elne ; and the latter, surveying me intently 
 but without kindness, replied at last to my 
 equally intent look. 
 
 "You expo^\^ to see me, onl}^ hero," 
 said she, '' tina ■fiucied perhaps, that I 
 would be meek and humble after what you 
 have heard from my fathev." 
 
 " That you arc not alone *;o receive me, 
 madam," replied I, quite corUy, "is appar- 
 ently the etiect of your own H'ishes, and 
 I need not trouble you about m> <;xpecta- 
 tions. I am truly sorry, however, that you 
 seem so indisposed to meet me in that spirit 
 of kindness which assuredly characterizes 
 my feelings toward you." 
 
 " You have no reason to feel kindly to- 
 ward me," she rejoined, in the same "tone, 
 "and this is no time for foolish compli- 
 ments." 
 
 "I understand you," said I. "You are 
 too proud to shrink from the responsibility 
 of things in which you have been seemingly 
 an active sharer, aud which have been cru- 
 elly unfortunate for me. I can tell you, 
 however, that I know precisely what your 
 share has been. I have no resentment 
 against you. I know all that I owe to you, 
 and am here to-night with every inclination 
 to regard you as a friend." 
 
 She was dressed plainly in black, as in 
 the old time, and looked, when her unkind 
 ej^es were turned from me, so much like 
 her old self, that my voice trembled with 
 gentler feelings as I spoke. But she pair' 
 no apparent heed to what I said ; her looh 
 was fixed upon my father before I had flu 
 ished, and she kept it there though stiU ad 
 dressing me. 
 
 "I have induced my husband to be pres- 
 ent," were her words, "because something 
 of what I have to say to you will be a con- 
 fession new to him." 
 
 " That is true, Mrs. Wynne," observed 
 my father, as though she had spoken ex- 
 clusively to him. "I have the honor to be 
 here at your particular request; and, in 
 view of the fact that it is likely to be my 
 last opportunity for enjoying j'Our society, 
 I wish to be as much your slave as possible. 
 But would you mind informing me why Mr. 
 Ketchura, there, has been summoned to a 
 company which can scarcely ofi'er him the 
 liveliest entertainment?" 
 
 I studied the stranger with new sensa- 
 tions, on thus hearing his name, and was 
 favored by him with a peculiar and rather 
 comical wink of recognition. 
 
 " I desired him to be here," said Elfle, 
 " because he can substantiate what I affirm." 
 
 "It's the only return I can make for my 
 own share in working-up a jolly bad busi- 
 ness," explained Mr. Ketchum ; and added, 
 with much suavity, "Mr. Glibun — not to 
 say Wynne, junior, — you're much changed 
 since the times when I saw you with the 
 tramps in Jersey and with poor Reese in 
 Cow Bay. Upon my soul, you're improved 
 a bit." 
 
 My father gave a slight but politely-sub- 
 missive bow, expressive of his entire satis- 
 action with the whole arrangement of our 
 pleasant evening-party ; and uiy step-mother 
 once more turned her repelling eyes to me. 
 
280 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 "What lias lU}' father told you?" she 
 sharply asked. 
 
 " Everything, madam." 
 
 " lie does not know all." 
 
 " He told nie all he knew." 
 
 She paused a moment with a hand over 
 her eyes, as though collecting her thoughts, 
 then boldlj' met my look agaiu, and pro- 
 ceeded, — 
 
 '•I have always kuowu that it would come 
 to this. I have known it for years ; and if 
 at any time my strength failed at thought 
 of it, that man — my husband — knew how 
 to cure me of the weakness. He knew that 
 love would make me weak, and gave me 
 contempt to keep me strong ! " 
 
 She looked at him agaiu, aud for an in- 
 stant her white face was tremulous in all 
 its lines with something pitiful and woman- 
 ly- 
 
 " I have been truer to him because of his 
 contempt ! " she cried, in a sudden burst of 
 passion. '• For every sneer, aud lash, and 
 spurning with the foot, I have, from the first, 
 been the more abject creature of his will. 
 What are women but servile spaniels, to 
 fawn upon the hand that strikes them 
 oftenest I " 
 
 " Say, rather," urged my imperturbable 
 father, in an airy tone, " that all women are 
 natural aristocrats, and love a despotism." 
 
 He looked the very ideal of handsome 
 wickedness as he uttered the courtly sar- 
 casm, — the very ideal of him who could 
 easily be President if women had but votes. 
 
 A fiercer light came into the glance of the 
 wife, and her words hurried faster and more 
 bitterly. 
 
 " Do you think, you boy! that I am con- 
 fessing, from hatred for him, aud love for 
 you ? Wliy, what a fool's idea is that ! Am 
 I a mighty, boastful man, to sink into 
 cowardly, drivelling rage, ruin, and insanity 
 when Plato Wynne commands; or am I, a 
 weak, timid woman, to grow calmer, strong- 
 er, and firmer in mind, by the love that 
 feeds on contumely? I care nothiug for 
 you, Avery. I'll have none of your grati- 
 tude, lie, only, owes me gratitude ; for, 
 even now — I say it before the God who 
 may charge my soul with it ! — I do what I 
 do "for love of him I " 
 
 And he was pleased with the tribute to 
 his excellent matrimonial policy. He in- 
 dulged in the old, familiar gesture of sweep- 
 ing his glossy beard with the jewelled hand, 
 aud smiled complacently to himself as, with 
 the other hand, he twirled the book. 
 
 " You have told me nothing, yet," I said. 
 
 " And suppose that I choose to tell you 
 nothiug!" washer angry retort. "What 
 right have you to dictate to me? Are you 
 any tiling to me? Am I to speak at your 
 bidding ? " 
 
 " Mrs. Wynne," returned I, meeting her 
 fiery glance with one of inquiring depreca- 
 tion, "are you not aware that this inter- 
 view is of your own appointment and 
 characterization? If its purpose is un- 
 pleasant to you, it is scarcely more agree- 
 
 able to me, and I nave not the remotest 
 wish to extort anything from j'ou against 
 your free will. You are not the one I hold 
 responsible for my wrongs. I must ask 
 permission to retire if you continue to find 
 my presence a source only of irrelevant 
 ii'ritation." 
 
 " To me you do owe the only i-eal wrong 
 you suffer," cried the capricious woman, 
 "and you shall not retire until I have 
 forced the proof upon you." 
 
 Not knowing how to interpret this wilful 
 assertion, I merely bowed, and assumed an 
 air of submissive attention. Once more 
 she hid her dilated eyes with a hand, aud 
 appeared to be collecting her thoughts ; nor 
 was this repetition without soaie sugges- 
 tion of a mind overtasked by its burden. 
 
 " When Plato Wynne's late wife was about 
 to bring a child into tiie world," she abruptly 
 commenced, fixing her look as abruptly 
 upon Mr. Ketchum, " the man who is now 
 my husband commanded me to become her 
 sole attendant and nurse. If, by his will, I 
 had married a man I despised, it did not 
 become me to resist that will in the second 
 instance. I went as I was called. The 
 woman seemed likely to die in her last act 
 of servitude to the house of her master; and 
 if the soul that came into iffe when hers 
 went out should be that of a boy, the 
 master would curse the hour of its birth. 
 I learned that very soon; and while I was 
 learning it I saw my fiither meekly acting a 
 part which made him as fully the puppet of 
 another and bolder man, as myself. I felt 
 the snare drawing closer, and exulted iu it, 
 for I loved the hand that drew it aud wished 
 to be powerless in its grasp. Well did 
 Plato Wynne understand me, when, without 
 one word of preparation, nor even lowering 
 his voice, he plainly and briefly unfolded to 
 me a project iu which I was to take unques- 
 tioning part. Across the street lived a 
 lady who, by some fatal chance, was likely 
 to be confined at about the same time with 
 Mrs. Wyime, and whose husband had been 
 called away from the city by urgent political 
 business. If the child in our house should 
 be a son, and the child in that house should 
 be a daughter, the infants were to be 
 changed." 
 
 "Stop!" ejaculated I, starting from 
 my chair in uncontrollable astonishment. 
 "What are you telling me? Have you 
 gone mad ? " 
 
 "Ask the man beside you," responded 
 she, with a contemptuous laugh; " ask him." 
 
 "The bill is a true one," said Mr. Ketchum, 
 affably. " I was very much at Mr. Wynne's 
 — orGlibun's — service myself, at that time, 
 and had an acquaintance with the agreeable 
 female acting as nurse to the lady across the 
 street. That agreeable female was a jolly 
 j'oung widow, you see, and destined to be- 
 come the present Mrs. Ketchum." 
 
 Darting a glance at my father, who mildly 
 returned it without at all seeing me, I sat 
 down agaiu in a hopeless state of incre- 
 dulity. 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 281 
 
 "You nnd I," continued Elfle, speaking 
 directly to tlie detective now, " had our 
 orders, and our master left us until they 
 should be obeyed. / had two motives for 
 obeying. I loved the father and hated tlie 
 another! and yet — O me! O uie! — I did 
 shrinli from that deed." 
 
 Bowing her head, and clasping her hands 
 tightly across her bosom, she rocked to and 
 fro in a momentary passion of regret. 
 
 " You need not be startled yet ! " she 
 cried, turning suddenly upon me. " Both 
 children were boys ; both mothers died 
 without knowing their children." 
 
 I know not what I had expected ; but that 
 sentence seemed to tear some of my life 
 away. 
 
 "You fell to my care," resumed my step- 
 mother, " and I cherished j^ou as though 
 you had been my own. Do you know why ? 
 Because I saw that in the eye of Plato 
 AYynne, when he looked upon you, from 
 which I would have saved him. I stood 
 between you and what would have made 
 him dreadful, eveu to me. As you grew 
 olwr, he hated you the more, and I dreaded 
 the more tliat he would — kill you. From 
 this dread was born a brief, wild wish — 
 God knows how strangely mad it was — to 
 save you and myself together. I was 
 trusted by him, then, — perhaps in verj^ 
 contempt of me he trusted so, — and, avail- 
 ing myself of that trust, I took from his 
 safe a paper, of which ray father must have 
 spoken, when he told you all he knew. 
 One evening, I gave you laudanum, to make 
 your sleep secure, and carried you to my 
 broken father's miserable haunt by the river, 
 wrapped in a garment which contained the 
 first of the false wills. My father had 
 blindly promised to bear you away to some 
 secure hiding-place, and then let me know, 
 that I miglit follow. I left you in the ware- 
 house, and returned, as I tliought, unob- 
 served. But I had been watched — " 
 
 " By me," interrupted Mr. Ketchum, 
 quickly. " I can't deny it. Mr. Wynne had 
 some reason to suspect the lady's intention, 
 and directed me to watch her closely, he 
 being but seldom at home. I followed her 
 when she took you to the warehouse ; and 
 followed her back ; and then returned to the 
 warehouse again, and found it on tire. If 
 you have any recollection of an enterprising 
 Yankee who came up the ladder to you just 
 before you got out, and asked your "flreman- 
 friend to invest in the Salamander Life In- 
 surance, you must recollect me. I was that 
 jolly credit to the Salamander. I was after 
 you when j^ou got out, and tracked the fire- 
 man when he took you home. I picked up 
 your cap, and have it in my private museum 
 now." 
 
 "And perhaps you also recollect what 
 treatment was mine for that failure," pro- 
 ceeded Elfle, hurriedly. "I was called to 
 account before you, lil^e an unfaithful serv- 
 ant; charged sternly with abusing the 
 generous confidence reposed in me by a 
 trusting father, and sent back to my pitiful 
 36" 
 
 husband, like a dog to his keeper ! And then, 
 to sliow how well he knew his power over 
 me, — to prove how craven he knew I would 
 be after such contemptuous punishment, he 
 sent you straiglitway into my liauds again, 
 and finally bade the school-master make 
 away with you, almost in my very sight! I 
 saved you again, to save him. Yes, Plato," 
 she exclaimed, in a piteous voice, appealing 
 to the figure at the table, and expressing 
 mingled fear and defiance in her pale coun- 
 tenance ; " I did it only to save you from — 
 murder. From a murder which would have 
 profited you nothing ! " 
 
 The King of Diamonds arose slowly from 
 his chair, and, advancing to a low stand 
 under the iron safe, lifted from it a glossy 
 silk hat, deeply banded with crape. 
 
 " Madam," said he, his whole manner 
 changed from tl;e perfect inditl'erence of a 
 moment before, to an exact counterfeit of 
 the lofty sternness with which he had re- 
 ceived her on the day after my rescue by 
 Ilosea Waters, — "your first act of decep- 
 tion was detected, and thwarted, and suit- 
 ably resented by me, as you have already 
 affirmed. You may remember, too, vv'hat I 
 said to you then, — where I had once been 
 deceived, I never trusted again?" 
 
 " I do remember it," she replied, in a re- 
 pressed, breathless way; " and if any igno- 
 minious blow, or wrench could have broken 
 my chains, they had been shivered then." 
 
 With a motion of his disengaged hand, he 
 dismissed the sentimental comment. 
 
 "The badge of mourning on this hat," 
 continued he, " is evidence that I did trust 
 again. You told me that my son was dead; 
 and to this day I wear the memorial of the 
 falsehood." 
 
 " It was not your fault that I lived ! " came 
 angrily to my lips, but was not spoken. 
 
 " I believed that every additional year of 
 the young man's life, would strengthen j'our 
 motive for committing a mad, self-destruct- 
 ive crime," said Elfie, no longer fearful in 
 either look or voice. She seemed to gather 
 strength and determination from his pre- 
 sumptuous self-possession; and met his 
 sinister gaze with unshrinking resolution. 
 "As in the first falsehood, — call it that if 
 you will, — so in the second. I stood be- 
 tween you and what would have brought 
 God's justice on your head. I am not vindi- 
 cating myself to your mercy, Plato Wynne ; 
 I am not revenging myself for your scorn; 
 I am not pretending to have won the grati- 
 tude of a motherless and persecuted child; 
 but I am vindicating a love that has borne 
 j'ears of scorn, distrust, and shame to save 
 its object from blood-guiltiness and retri- 
 bution." 
 
 My father replaced the hat upon the stand, 
 with great care not to ruffle the lustrous 
 nap, and then leaned against the stand, 
 folding his arms. 
 
 " I could have wished, Mrs. Wynne," 
 returned he, " that yoti had not deemed it 
 necessary to call in a gentleman of the po- 
 lice, as sharer in our little confidences. But 
 
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 since siidi has been your taste, and tlie gen- 1 
 tlemaii is alrernly in possession of the entire 
 stock of family information up to tliis point, 
 his presence need not deter me from remind- 
 ing you of the conditions upon which I con- 
 sented to be enlcrtaiucd by your charming 
 dramatic recitations tliis evening. I felt 
 obliged to stipulate that your eccentric de- 
 votion should, from this night forth, be ex- 
 ercised from a distance sufticicntly great to 
 lend the euchantment to which I have 
 hithei'to been unfortunately blind; while 
 you voluntarily promised to tell me some- 
 thing new. After giving your remarks my 
 utmost attention, and sharing Mr. Ketch- 
 luu's editication at your rather pertinacious 
 romancing upon love and murder, I am still 
 without the anticipated sensation of nov- 
 elty." 
 
 His manner of ignoring me, recognizing 
 the detective as the only auditor of their con- 
 versation, and tranquilly disregarding every 
 possible provocation to shame or anger in 
 my step-mother's pitiless confession, was a 
 perfection and polish of hypocrisy beyond 
 the most subtle ideal of acting. It fairly 
 fascinated me by its stupendous hardihood, 
 and I stared at him with a vague incredulity 
 of his humanity. 
 
 The mocking nicety of his last cold-blooded 
 speech stung the tormented woman into 
 some show of passion again, and she re- 
 torted, bitterly, — "Do you think I would 
 speak of my love as I do, had I not already 
 determined to speak of it no more forever? 
 You are not more resolute iu that, Plato, 
 than I am." 
 
 "Pardon me, Mrs. Wynne, btit you are 
 not speaking to the point. I mentioned 
 your promise of a new I'evelation." 
 
 " Must you be heartless and contemptuous 
 with me to tlie very last ? " she rather moaned 
 than said, with another characteristic change 
 of feeling. A kind look, or word, from him, 
 even then, would have made her a tigress to 
 me. The haggard prayer iu her face said 
 that. 
 
 "No, madam; not contemptuous. When 
 a gentleman hears what I have heard to- 
 night, — that his wife's dissimulation is 
 commended to his favor as a protection 
 from the temptations of crime; his feelings, 
 as a gentleman, can only be those due to 
 the incongruities of an unbalanced mind." 
 
 " Matchless villain ! " shouted I, no longer 
 able to endure such unparalleled audacity. 
 "With me before you, do you dare make 
 pretence to one natural or manly virtue? 
 If, for any unknown reason, you suppose me 
 to be powerless against you in law, do you 
 thiuk to rcline your outrages upon me by an 
 assumed unconsciousness of any guilt what- 
 ever? You may liave the theatrical skill to 
 unnerve a woman, who, in her infatuation, 
 offers licr heart to be wrung ; but you can- 
 not impose upon me. If you do not fear 
 God, if you jeer at the law, you shall feel 
 what it is to have your inconceivable vil- 
 lanics i)rochumed to the pul)licby your own 
 sou. The world shall know you, and what 
 
 you have done; and the world's jiulgment 
 shall make even you answer for your in- 
 iquities with shame and disgrace ! " 
 
 Still leaning against the stand, he first 
 regarded me with a mild surprise, as though 
 momentarily taken aback by such freedom 
 from a very young gentleman who IkuI not • 
 yet been introduced to him ; but. as I went 
 furiously on, a derisive sneer curled his thiu 
 upper lip and gleauicd in his wicked eyes. 
 
 "The world? " said he, iu a voice of tol- 
 erating inquiry. " It may be wise for you 
 to reuiember, my impetuous young friend, 
 that your eye is oval and the world is 
 round." 
 
 The cool intellectual arrogance of the 
 brief reply was scarcely less baffling than 
 his perfect moral impassibility; and, while 
 I was panting for words to speak, another 
 voice addressed him, — 
 
 "You may go too far, you know, Mr. 
 Wynne," cried Ketchum. " I know the 
 whole ground of this little trouble pretty 
 well, and would advise you to draw it mild- 
 er. You're not so safe, you know, as you 
 used to be before that slip-up at Albany. 
 Your friends, the judges and the district 
 attorney, might go back on you now (if you 
 don't mind the expression), and make bad 
 work for you in court. They think yoti're 
 down, now, and Criuger is up. Yuu know 
 how such things go. I'm one of the regular 
 detectives now, after leaving the Indepen- 
 dents, and will let you into a secret for old 
 acquaintance' sake. I'm after your friend 
 Gamble, who'll ' peach ' upon your mill 
 business in Jersey as sure as I catch him. 
 Aud I'm bound to have him, you know. 
 Here's his portrait that I'm going to send 
 to the western detective agency this very 
 night by express, — I got it from the pocket 
 of a coat that Mr. Aver3% here, left in Cow 
 Bay once, — and I shall follow it myself to- 
 morrow. I'll have him, if he hides iu the 
 middle of a prai rie tire ! Now you know your 
 danger, Mr. Wynne, and oughtn't to carry 
 things too far." 
 
 He actually drew from a pocket of his 
 fanciful vest the very miniature which the 
 gipsy girl had sliown in the pail of water, 
 and which the indignant mother of Aloize 
 had returned to me. 
 
 "Madam," said the King of Diamonds, 
 sublimely oblivious to the friendly warning, 
 "these people of yours presume upon the 
 character you have been pleased to give 
 me, and I must decline remaining here if 
 you have no more to say." 
 
 " I am not joined with them in any thought 
 or project against you!" exclaimed Eltie, 
 iu a sharp tone. 
 
 " Spare yourself, madam. I am not to be 
 deceived again." 
 
 She rose from the chair on which she had 
 been sitting, and, going to his side, laid a 
 baud upon his shoulder. 
 
 " Plato Wynne, the last words I shall ever 
 speak to you iu this world are to be sjioken 
 to-night. Such is your will, and it is mine. 
 I have loved you better thau my soul ; and 
 
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 you, ill your owu soul, know it. I have 
 deceived you. Wliatcver you are, you arc 
 uo murderer. You will thauk me for that, 
 — thank me in my grave for that, — when 
 you have to die." 
 
 Looking into her eyes with a look that 
 might have shamed the most merciless of 
 devils, he slowly extended before her his 
 right hand, on which blazed the diamond. 
 
 " Elhe," he said deliberately and with a 
 sinister smile, "if you cau say that this 
 hand is not stained with human blood on 
 your account, you can say more than I." 
 
 She shrank aghast from him with her 
 owu hands clenched convulsively against her 
 bosom; and the detective aud I, by one im- 
 pulse, started in our chairs. 
 
 " Now tiuish your act, madam," con- 
 tinued Plato Wynne, letting the hand fall, 
 " I have spared you a few unnecessary pas- 
 sages." 
 
 Eltie grew quickly calm again under the 
 cutting sneer, but withdrew a few paces 
 toward me. 
 
 "I do not know what you mean," she 
 said. " I have not much more to say; and 
 yet it means all. I have deceived you ; but 
 I spoke only the truth when I said that your 
 sou vras dead." 
 
 I was on my feet at the word, but the 
 detective was before me and scarcely less 
 excited. 
 
 "Don't say it, Mrs. Wynne!" cried Mr. 
 Ketchum, gesticulating wildly. "I've got 
 nearly as nmcli to atone for in the young 
 man's case as you have, aud I've done him 
 more than one good turn since he got away 
 from the school-master. Stop where you 
 are, and he's safe for a good property, at 
 any rate. He knows that ! He knows who 
 Eeese was ! I've been on your side and his 
 for some time, you know, and I'd advise a 
 snug estate, against a father who might not 
 care to own him." 
 
 "I will tell ALL, as I have prepared for 
 all!" exclaimed the woman, laughing hys- 
 terically. "Now, Plato Wynne, learn that 
 you were deceived, indeed. The children 
 of the dying mothers and absent fathers 
 WEKE changed ! Ask this man — " 
 
 " Since you will out with it, I can't deny 
 what I know," said Ketchum. "By the aid 
 of the lady now m}^ wile we made the ex- 
 change one night. — But I'm afraid this will 
 make bad work." 
 
 "And j'our child died," proceeded Elfle, 
 with increasing wildness. "Do you hear 
 me? — it died the next morning in its false 
 home. I never dared tell you after that; 
 for by mj' act I had put it beyond 3'our power 
 to reap, without wrong, the benefit of that 
 death. I changed the children because I 
 believed that j'ou would kill a sou of your 
 own; but, with power to prove that the 
 child was not your own, I could, in the last 
 extremity, make known the truth and keep 
 your hand from murder. For you — for 
 YOU, more than for myself, I have repaired 
 the wrong, and saved you uo less from the 
 guilt of a useless crime thau from the ven- 
 
 geance of him whose child I stole away. 
 You can turn pale now, Plato Wynne. You 
 cau show some human feeling now, when 
 you find j'ourself a victim of deception 
 indeed! When I gave the child its true 
 fiither's first name, you did not suspect me ; 
 when you took me to that mirror in j-oiuk-r 
 room to show me who you loved and who 
 you hated best, you did not suspect that 
 your culminating contempt would send me 
 to the true father of the boy you thought 
 your own, — to confess all the guilt as 
 mine, to beg that the father would seek out 
 his son in secret, aud to save you from ret- 
 ribution ! All the misery and real perils of 
 my deception have beeu mine; noue yours. 
 I have delayed this confession until it must 
 be made, — until my act of reparation to the 
 youth we both have wronged has become 
 my vindication and ray farewell to you." 
 
 I had listened to her half-delirious words, 
 with the heart in my bosom throbbing, and 
 rising in my throat. They were but inco- 
 herent souuds after the one tremendous 
 thought given me by the first sentence ; yet 
 I stood paralyzed until she was silent. 
 Then, seeing no one but her, and her only 
 as a figure that could tell me the one thing 
 I dared not anticipate, I grasped her by a 
 wrist aud spoke, — 
 
 " I am not the sou of this mau?" 
 
 " No." 
 
 " Who is my father? " 
 
 " Avery Goodman." 
 
 I was a strange apparition to appear hat- 
 less and gasping at a merchant's front door 
 at night, and burst madly into the hall the 
 very moment the latch was turned. I was 
 an alarming apparition to ask a deaconly 
 servant where his master was, and almost 
 choke him ou the spot for taking so long 
 to say, " In-n-n the 1-library." I was a 
 most muscular, agile, and presumptuous 
 apparition to fairly carry that deaconly ser- 
 vitor up the broad stairs before me, and 
 then 'orush spectrally past him into a grand 
 room of book-walls where sat the gravest, 
 most benignant watcher that ever waited 
 ghosts from the dim past. 
 
 " My father!" I cried, my whole heart 
 aud soul moving to their first sanctified 
 utterance of the name. 
 
 " My boy ! my son ! " spoke the loving lips 
 and outstretched hands; and I threw myself 
 into his arms, crying like the petted child I 
 was at last. 
 
 "My dearest son," came the words of joy 
 and blessing, " I heard all from the strange, 
 unfortunate woman who has opened your 
 eyes to-night. She has beeu my visitor even 
 since I first saw you; giving me proofs of 
 what she revealed, speakiug remorselessly 
 of herself; pleading for the ignorance of her 
 unworth,y husband, and making me promise 
 to let her be the first to tell you of her 
 crime. God help her! she has siuncd deep- 
 ly. But in realizing this wonderful happi- 
 ness made ours at last, — in resolving to 
 forget what has been darkest and evil iu the 
 
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 past, — wo shall have none but charitable 
 thoughts for the erring and unhappy one 
 who, ill your helpless days, stood to you iu 
 the place of a — mother." 
 
 The loving voice trembled with emotion. 
 I lifteil my head from his breast and fol- 
 lowed his glance to the portrait of a woman 
 on the wall. A tall and queenly woman, 
 with tender eyes and curling golden hair, 
 looking down upon us ; the pensive face 
 taking a semblance of life from the quiver- 
 ing radiance of the study-lamp. 
 
 CHAPTER LII. 
 
 A SACRIFICE. 
 
 Mr. Chucks, the famous boatswain of 
 Captain Marryatt, had such strong aspira- 
 tions to gentility, such inveterate detestation 
 of the plebeian condition and associations 
 to which he was confined by lowly birth and 
 education, that when a train of fortuitous 
 circumstances suddenly raised him to high 
 rank at last, the transition seemed too nat- 
 ural to cause him one awkward or overbal- 
 ancing sensation. The one arbitrary con- 
 clusion, that I was the sou of a gentleman, 
 went far, as I have shown iu earlier pages, 
 to sustain the courage and self-respect of 
 my boyhood against a host of sinister fam- 
 ily mysteries. Acting as an instinct, it was 
 the unrecognized providence ever deterring 
 me from assimilation with the coarse and 
 vitiated elements of my fugitive life with 
 Reese ; and oul}"- when its refutation, through 
 the researches of the Reverend Mr. Beeton, 
 seemed incontestable, did I have my first 
 experience of real demoralization. The 
 loss of personal tone and pitch following 
 that refutation did not, however, quite 
 lower me to absolute content iu a vagabond 
 existence. I never could feel entirely sat- 
 isfied, or at home, in the life which my 
 calmest reason still told me was the best I 
 could hope for. And when, finally, one un- 
 announced and blinding flash of truth blazed 
 through the thick clouds of a life-long 
 delusion, to reveal to me the fullest con- 
 summation of the hope so long buried alive, 
 I but closed my dazzled eyes for a moment 
 and then looked upon the transUition as 
 something quite natural and exactly suited 
 to my merits. Whether the presence iu my 
 veins of the colonial Goetman's blood had 
 anything to do with this facility of adaptation 
 and its preceding phenomena is a sanguin- 
 ary question for whoever chooses to con- 
 sider it. Having known the genealogized 
 vital current of an expatriated English 
 horse-thief to produce the most aristocratic 
 and unbearable peculiarities iu more than 
 one modern Virginian and Carolinian, I feel 
 a certain delicacy about claiming an advan- 
 tage over Mr. Chucks by virtue of ray san- 
 guineous legacy from the original High- 
 Dutch grantees of Terrapin Island. It still 
 remains true, however, that, like the 
 
 memorable boatswain, I marched suddenly 
 from comparative nonentity into positive 
 gentility without any embarrassment what- 
 ever; and arose from my first night's rest 
 under the roof of a long-lost father with 
 sensations not much more violently strange 
 than miglit have vLsited any vivacious young 
 gentleman after his first night home from 
 the country. 
 
 Such being the case, I am spared the task 
 of detailing the rather tiresome emotions 
 generally awakened by an abrupt transition 
 iu life, and may return to the progressive 
 business of my narrative without farther 
 sentimentalizing. 
 
 Behold me, then, on my last trip to that 
 seat of tremendous power, known as the 
 Earthquake office ; there to resign all share 
 and title in the literary pride of the age, and 
 relinquish a quill which had done average 
 credit to its native goose. Scarcely more 
 gratified with my altered fortunes than with 
 the opportunit^r to teach Mr. Eastou Sharp 
 that the editor he had presumed to neglect 
 somewhat of late could aflbrd to decline the 
 further honor of his employment, I held my 
 head unusually stift' as I walked, and worked 
 my mind into a goodly contempt of every- 
 thing below wholesale dry goods. But the 
 additional presence of a truly great man 
 was filted to rather qualify the superiority 
 of my demeanor toward the former post- 
 master of Milton ; for I found General 
 Cringer earnestly consulting, pen in hand, 
 with that versatile personage. Both being 
 interested in the paper, however, their con- 
 sultation did not deter me from entering 
 the compartment where they sat, and nod- 
 ding familiarly to them as one who reallj'' 
 found himself quite well, he thanked them. 
 
 " Ah, Glibun! " cried Mr. Sharp, before I 
 cotxldsay a word, " you're the very one we 
 want to see." 
 
 "That's very true," added the General; 
 " and you're looking remarkably well." 
 
 "And I am here particularly to see you, 
 gentlemen," said I ; " so we have a coinci- 
 dence." 
 
 They were sitting on either side a table, 
 General Cringer having some sheets of pa- 
 per before him; and it occurred to me at 
 once that some important project must be 
 under consideration. 
 
 "Perhaps, then, you have heard of the 
 change we propose making?" insinuated 
 Mr. Sharp, reaching into a pocket for the 
 jack-knife without which he was conversa- 
 tionally nothing. 
 
 " I am aware of no other change, sir, than 
 the one I design making myself." 
 
 I said it pretty loftily, that attention might 
 be paid to my purpose at once ; but, after 
 one jab with the knife at the arm of his 
 chair, Mr. Sharp crossed his knees, tilted 
 his chair back fi'om the table and his tall 
 hat over his nose, and addressed me as 
 thougli I had answered nothing. 
 
 "Mr. Glibun, we propose turning the 
 Earthquake into a Demolition evening jour- 
 nal, to support Mr. John Bull, now Presi- 
 
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 dent of the Board of Councilmeu, for tlie 
 Mayoralty." 
 
 "Doiuolition ! " I ejaculated, surprised 
 into temporary forgctfulness of my own 
 business. " That ;'.s' a change, to be sure. I 
 shouldn't think it would suit the most fas- 
 tidious." 
 
 "Why, no," struck in General Cringer, 
 with a fatherly smile; " it may not strictly 
 jibe •with the narrow prejudices of the vio- 
 lent partisan, or the illiberal fanatic ; but 
 when a great principle of local government 
 is to be sustained, and the civic rights of 
 our large alien population secured, it be- 
 comes a duty of incorruptible journalism to 
 soar above all traditional party trammels 
 and support him only, who can — in fact — 
 who can command the Irish vote." 
 
 That " Sir, said Dr. Johnson" air of his, 
 made me conclude, as on former occasions, 
 that he could be enunciating nothing but the 
 most sonorous moralities, and I exchanged 
 smiles of admiration with Mr. Sharp. 
 
 "If I, in my capacities of republican 
 citizen and journalist, can facilitate the 
 elevation of a self-made man to the most 
 important of municipal offices and emolu- 
 ments," pursued the great oracle, pointing 
 modestly to himself with his pen, " it is my 
 duty to forget every past political affiliation 
 at war with that object, and I'emember only 
 that the Noble Workingmau, the fugitive 
 from British tyranny abroad, chooses to 
 make this great metropolis a Demolition 
 city, and will have a Mayor of no other 
 stripe. Mr. Editor Graham says in the Daily 
 Bread of this morning, that Mr. Bull was 
 once an extensive dog-proprietor in the 
 purlieus. I regret to oppose Mr. Graham, 
 with whom I have hitherto labored humbly 
 in unison; but I cannot admit that humble 
 origin and a fondness for the honest watch- 
 dog's bark are disqualifications for office in 
 a land like ours. Such monarchical senti- 
 ments, as I state in an article now under my 
 pen, will cause the great Irish heart of 
 America to throb with indignation." 
 
 " Well, gentlemen," said I, "accept my 
 best wishes for the success of your policy ; 
 but I — " 
 
 " Exactly," interrupted the pure-minded 
 fi'iend of the people, nodding as intelli- 
 gently as though I had completed and 
 rounded my sentence to the last degree of 
 harmonious lucidity. "We shall facilitate 
 the success of Mr. Bull on the broad prin- 
 ciple of justice to our alien population. 
 But what w^e intend shall be the permanent 
 policy of the Ei-ening Earthquake, is relent- 
 less exposure of the Inadequacy of the Sys- 
 tem. No man of average penetration and 
 love of country can fail to be aware that the 
 System — the System, gentlemen — is to- 
 tally Inadequate." 
 
 Being obtuse of intellect at the moment, I 
 hon-iblv committed myself by feebly ask- 
 ing, "What System?" 
 
 "The Avhole System, sir!" thundered 
 General Cringer, thumping the table with 
 such force as to arouse Mr. Sharp from a 
 
 gentle doze. " When we look abroad over 
 this land, and consider everything in all 
 lights whatsoever, are we not immediately 
 impressed with the Inadequacy of the Sys- 
 tem? The idea is vast, elastic, and com- 
 prehensive, and will apply satisfactorily to 
 everything for which there is no other ex- 
 planation. Wliy does not the United States 
 Government at once say to Great Britain, 
 Give down-trodden Ireland her freedom? 
 Because the System is Inadequate ! Why 
 are not our Indian wars at once ended by 
 an immediate conversion of all the Indians 
 to Christianity and the cultivation of maize 
 or Indian corn? On account of the Inade- 
 quacy of the System. Why are our worthy 
 poor less gifted with pecuniary superfluities 
 than the rich ? For no other reason than 
 the glaring failure of the System to be Ade- 
 quate. Why is anything wdiat anybody 
 could call defective ? Solely in consequence 
 of a System far from Adequacy. In fact," 
 continued the incorrujitible sage, in a glo- 
 rious burst of enthusiasm, " the Inadequacy 
 of the System is an answer to every pos- 
 sible conundrum ; and in a conscientious 
 hammering upon it, day after day, I behold 
 the most deadly bore that ever wooed suc- 
 cess to a leading daily journal — " 
 
 "Never oft'ending the most fastidious," 
 murmured Mr. Sharp, in soft and sympa- 
 thetic ecstasy. 
 
 " Giving a mellow tone to public senti- 
 ment," urged General Cringer. 
 
 " Advertisements pouring in," piped 
 Sharp. 
 
 " And the progress of American civiliza- 
 tion facilitated," concluded the General. 
 
 It seemed a pity that I could not take 
 part, snbordinately, even, in this admirably 
 original scheme of public edification; but 
 there was really no choice for me in the 
 matter, and I felt compelled to tell them so. 
 
 "When yon interrupted me a moment 
 ago, General Cringer, I was about to re- 
 mark that I could no longer continue in this 
 oflice. Owing to what I may call family- 
 reasons, my future vocation will not be lit- 
 erary. In short, you will please accept my 
 resignation — you and Mr. Sharp — from 
 this week forth, and allow me to withdraw 
 from a business no longer congenial either 
 to my position or tastes, without detriment 
 to our agreeable personal relatious." 
 
 "Sir!" said General Cringer, elevating 
 his eyebrows, "you are sacrificing a rare 
 opportunity to make your mark upon the 
 age. AVe had counted upon you for a series 
 of thoughttlil epistles from Ireland, upon 
 the connection between British landlords 
 and the potato blight." 
 
 "I am sorry to disappoint you, General; 
 but must incur the sacrifice, notwithstand- 
 ing." 
 
 Mr. Easton Sharp, who had exhibited 
 passing symptoms of surprise at the first 
 mention of my determination, now elevated 
 both his feet to the top of the table, and re- 
 garded me over the toes of his boots with a 
 mildly pitying smile. 
 
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 ' ' You propose leaving us this week ? " said 
 he, workiug the blade of his knife with his 
 thuml). 
 
 " Yes, sir! " 
 
 " PcM'haps a couple of dollars a week ex- 
 tra Avould be about your figure? " 
 
 " No, sir !" said I, in great indignation; 
 " nor two liundred dollars ; even though 
 thfy had been manufactured by the late 
 Milton Bank-note Company ! " lie turned 
 pale at the unexpected shot Jie had provoked, 
 and could only stare helplessly at me when 
 I added a curt " Good-morning, gentlemen." 
 
 At the door I cast l)ack a hasty glance 
 over my shoulder to see whether General 
 Cringer betrayed any signs of discomposure 
 from ray rather peculiar farewell ; but could 
 detect no change whatever in the contem- 
 plative serenity of that great man. He was 
 writing again; his pen ploughing fields of 
 paper and drawn by ox-like thoughts. 
 
 Dewitt received me in the second office 
 with a look denoting Iiis knowledge of what 
 had just occurred, and Ave parted, with 
 many good wishes on his part and a pledge 
 of future friendship on mine. 
 
 Another resignation — that of my room 
 in Benedick Place — was the next in order. 
 Some compunction at deserting my literary 
 brethren of Bohemia witliout verljal leave- 
 taking afflicted my conscience as I hurried 
 up Broadwa.v, and nearly induced a call en 
 route at Solon Tick's ; but, upon second 
 thought, it seemed hardly necessary to prac- 
 tise so much social ceremony with gentle- 
 men wlio Avould, probably, regard my intel- 
 lectual retrogression with more contempt 
 than regret. So, I Anally gained my old 
 apartment tolerably reconciled to my own 
 last Bohemianism, and ]n-oceeded to pack 
 my ellects fortransportation to upper Broad- 
 way, with that not unpleasing flutter of 
 spirits which might have accompanied sim- 
 ilar concluding preparations for a lirst trip 
 to Europe, Asia, or any other geographical 
 dream-land. 
 
 "You're off, are you?" said a familiar 
 voice, blending with the creak of the door. 
 " "What were you doing with yourself the 
 last two evenings?" 
 
 Looking up from the trunk, I l)eheld the 
 shambling figure of Ilardley Church in the 
 doorway, his sharp e3'es twinkling inquis- 
 itively, and the eternal pipe in his mouth. 
 
 " Come in and sit down," said I; "you 
 won't mind my going on, will you? I slept 
 up-town last night." 
 
 The literary disciple of Seneca made him- 
 self comfortable on the two nearest chairs, 
 and, after a tremendous puff of smoke, 
 asked if he could not help me. 
 
 " No, thank you, Churchy. My effects 
 liere are not numerous enough to require 
 more than one pair of hands iu their pack- 
 ing." 
 
 " I hear from Will Dewitt that some do- 
 mestic reconciliation or other has put you 
 in a way to make your fortune, and you've 
 concluded to neglect letters and cultivate 
 the yardstick." 
 
 "I am about to forswear the pen, at any 
 rate," was my guarded answer. 
 
 " And all its votaries? " 
 
 " That's not a friendly question." 
 
 " It's friendly enough as coming from the 
 subscriber," retorted he, with edifying grav- 
 ity. "I don't know just wh;it change in 
 your circumstancces has occurred, Glibuu ; 
 but if you've found a good home, and rela- 
 tives who Avill help you forward in life, I'd 
 advise j'ou to drop me and my kind. I'm in 
 earnest. I like you well enough to hold 
 myself up to you as a ' frightful example.' 
 After you're once out of Bohemia, stay 
 out." 
 
 " Why, what has put you so much out of 
 sorts ? " I asked, at a loss to account for 
 such language. 
 
 " I'm not out of sorts." 
 
 " Your talk sounds like it." 
 
 "Never mind how it sounds, if you can 
 understand what it means. Since poor 
 ' Baby ' died, I've thought more than little 
 about j'-ou. Glibun, and made up my mind to 
 talk to you like a father. You're not at all 
 the stjde of fellow for our kind of life. In 
 the first place, you haven't got the philoso- 
 phy for it; and, in tlie second place, you're 
 just the one to find in it, at last, the fate of 
 Le Mons. I don't want to sing hymns over 
 another ruin of youth, and I'm glad that 
 you're not to be such a one." 
 
 I sat upon the edge of my trunk and 
 stared at the impecunious philosopher with 
 new interest; for it was plain tliat he spoke 
 from feelings unusually deep. 
 
 " My dear old comrade," said I, "there 
 must be some particular reason for your 
 doleful strain to-day. Plave you been ' re- 
 spectfully declined ' this week by any of the 
 papers on account of a press of European 
 matter ? " 
 
 He gave a laugh and a puff, shook his 
 head, and, to my unspeakable surprise, drew 
 forth a pocket-book which actually seemed 
 to contain money. 
 
 "There!" said he, tossing me a couple 
 of bank-bills. "There are the twenty dol- 
 lars I owed you, and I'm not broken yet. 
 It makes the subscriber serious to have a 
 month's board iu his pocket. That's what 
 ails me." 
 
 " My dear old Chui'chy," cried I, " it does 
 my eyes good to see you afflicted in this way ; 
 and if you would onl}'^ let my debt stand 
 until I called for it — " 
 
 " You would take it as a friendly favor," 
 added he. " Sorry to disoblige j'ou, but — 
 keep what's your own." A long puff. " Of 
 course you've heard the news? " 
 
 I certainly had heard my share of news 
 since last seeing him; but was, neverthe- 
 less, impelled to ask, " What news? " 
 
 " Of the marriage of our apostolical friend, 
 the bruised lieed." 
 
 " Marriage ! " I ejaculated, all amazement. 
 " I've heard nothing of it. AVhen did he 
 marry, and whom? " 
 
 " At five last evening," answei'ed Church, 
 " and Mag. Daleu." 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIEES. 
 
 287 
 
 " Impossible ! " -w is my breathless excla- 
 niatiou. " Some «*ne iias been hoaxing you." 
 
 " If my senses iuu^e uot related to me the 
 most ULaunishiiig ilctiou of the age, myl)oy, 
 I \Yent down to see the happy pair oQ' on 
 their wesferu bridal tour last night; the 
 bride, herself, having invited me; and, by 
 special request from the same artistic source, 
 called at this room to take you along. If 
 my memory is not the particular failure of 
 the century, I wished health aud hapi)iuess 
 to the departing twain, not forgetting a 
 venerable African servitor iu their train, 
 and received from Jlrs. Eeed my full pay 
 for the dramatic gem called ' Toaiyrus.' 
 You've seen the money for yourself, aud it 
 is ouly left for you to liear that both 
 Uaphnis and Chloe charged me vrith their 
 kindest regards." 
 
 "Thcu,'"^ rejoined I, vehemently, "my 
 early antagonism to Ezekiel Reed was just, 
 and he has always been a canting hypocrite. 
 Married to an actress ! Upon my word. 
 Church, ifs the most astonishing thing I 
 ever heard." 
 
 I really felt it like a personal injury, and 
 spoke with hot indignation. Perhaps I felt 
 it as a disappointment, too ; for, in spite of 
 m}^ early hostility, the apparently saintly turn 
 of Ezckiel's character had worked its sym- 
 pathetic effect upon me. 
 
 "I thought the business would end so, 
 when I saw them together at the hotel, that 
 night," said the philosopher, smiling cyni- 
 cally through a smoke-wreath. "He was 
 too much the proselyting saint, and she too 
 much the penitent sinner (until supper time) 
 to be very far from a partnership. Oh, but 
 she's an actress ! Nothing could be flner in 
 a professional way than the simple manner 
 in which she said to me, just before they 
 started, ' I've taken your play Mr. Church, 
 but I shall never act again. Tell your friend, 
 Mr. Glibun, that Fve a friend now who will 
 make me good." 
 
 "And do you believe she ever will play 
 again ? " inquired I, beginning to feel re- 
 gretful. 
 
 " In less than six mouths. I know her." 
 
 " Reed must be insane." 
 
 "There you hit the mark," said Church. 
 " But his is an insanity with which you and 
 I will never be afflicted. All I know of him 
 personally is what I saw of him at my sick- 
 bed; but a son of old Sewall, a Nassau 
 Street lawyer, tells me that Reed studied 
 law in his father's office and gave some signs 
 of his lunacy there." 
 
 "I've seen Mr. Sewall," interrupted I. 
 
 "Let me finish my stor\'. Reed had a 
 sister, it seems, Avhose little property from 
 her deceased mother did not make her alto- 
 gether comfortable; so what does Reed do, 
 but make over his share to her also, by aid 
 of the lawyer, aud nearly starved himself to 
 death until the sister died. Sewall says 
 that the salary from the law-office barely 
 paid for the young man's lodging ; and that, 
 as the old man afterwards discovered, he 
 would sometimes have nothing to cat but 
 
 crackers for days. The crazy part of the 
 business was, that our friend Ezelviel made 
 Ids sister believe the money came from 
 some distant uncle, so that she might take 
 it; and then came near going mad with 
 melancholy at thought of having practised 
 a falsehood." 
 
 " But there is no such spirit as that — 
 call it what you please — in the C(nirsc f-)lly 
 of marrying a dissolute player," I burst 
 forth again, freshly irritated by the conflict 
 of ideas. " Could such a stern morality as 
 Reed has pretended to, have any sympathy 
 for a nature impure, I may almost say, by 
 profession? Such miserable infatuation 
 now, indicates hypocrisy of some degree in 
 the past. Ezekiel Reed marry Mag. Ualen ! " 
 
 " When j'ou are as old aud as wicked as 
 the subscriber," answered the father of 
 Bohemia, " you will find less to surprise 
 you in the vagaries of saints and sinners. 
 There's no fool so invariabl}' foolish in his 
 life as the man of genius ; and what is our 
 evangelical young friend but a moral genius ? 
 The moment I looked at him last evening, I 
 knew that genius had made an ass of itself, 
 as usual; I knew that he had deliberately 
 thrown more than his life away on an im- 
 practicable idea. The hungry, pleading 
 loneliness was in his eyes still ; there was 
 no love-sickness about him, I assure j^ou ; 
 but in both look and demeanor was the spell 
 of an infatuation worse than any love you 
 ever heard of. The man thinks to save a 
 soul by what he has done. He glories iu 
 winning public contempt, and the scorn 
 even of his own straightlaced kind, — in 
 sacrificing the best hopes and best name of 
 youth, — for the sake of a woman whom he 
 thinks to save thus from the devil. He's 
 mad, of course ; but there's a methodism in 
 his madness." 
 
 CHAPTER LIII. 
 
 VNCONqUERED. 
 
 My social debut in the proper name and 
 character of which I had been so long de- 
 frauded, created a very pretty sensation. 
 There were those at first who evinced a 
 disposition to be pre tern aturally sceptical 
 over the long-lost son theory, and plume 
 themselves upon a vaguely-hinted knowl- 
 edge of some by-gone romance in the great 
 merchant's histoiy; but they were chiefly 
 the lateh'-enriched fashionables of the day, 
 who, being still on probation, as it were, 
 and not yet admitted to the full confidences 
 of the standard elite, found great provoca- 
 tion to such scepticism in the ver}' meagre 
 explanation they had obtained respecting 
 the older mystery of the adopted daughter. 
 With a free, unembarrassed air; with a de- 
 meanor expressing nothing more than calm 
 paternal satisfaction and a frank readiness 
 to be congratulated, my fiither introduced 
 me simply as a sou who, from infancy, had 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 been unfortunately lost to liim ; adding, in 
 reply to the allowable inquiries of intimate 
 friends, such particulars of my story as 
 were uecessar.y to prevent extravagant mis- 
 conceptions. At the same time, he judi- 
 ciously and incidentally divulged such fur- 
 ther facts concerning his lovely ward as 
 were requisite to remove all remaining un- 
 certainties as to her identity; and the near 
 friends favored with these confidences lost 
 no time in repressing the more impertinent 
 quips and questions of the gossips. 
 
 Thus was I enabled to become a highly 
 interesting "lion" without subjection to 
 the close criticism, or investigation, which 
 might have afflicted me under a siredom of 
 less assured immaculateness ; yet the sensa- 
 tion occasioned by my appearance was un- 
 mistakable, and the most decorous of peo- 
 ple regarded me with a curiosity not to be 
 excluded from their eyes, however silent 
 upon their tongues. 
 
 The irrepressible enterprise of journalism 
 could not, of course, be expected to over- 
 look ray case, and the Sunday Tap displaj^ed 
 its usual delicate interest in the higher social 
 occurrences by promptly publishing a most 
 romantic version of my adventures. " Re- 
 markable Haps and Mishaps of the Son of a 
 Merchant-Prince," was the piquant caption 
 of this choice biographical revelation, in 
 which the excellent Mr. Jenkins, Reporter, 
 politely refrained alike from full names and 
 veracity. " As the parties to this o'er-true 
 tale are all living," wrote Mr. Jenkins, with 
 rather needless accuracy on that point, " we 
 shall carefully refrain from giving names, 
 contenting ourselves b.y merely stating, that 
 our hero, Mr. A- -ry Gl-b-n, as he called 
 himself for a time, is not entirely unknown 
 in literary circles under a nom ('e plume 
 playfully significant of cranial vacuity; 
 that the famous personage to whom from 
 infancy he rendered mistaken filial regard 
 may be fancifully represented either by the 
 letters Pl-to W-nne, or the formula K-ng 
 of D- -m- -ds ; and that the mercantile celeb- 
 rity regaining a sou whose very existence 
 came not within his previous knowledge is 
 sufficiently disguised from annoying recog- 
 nition by the impei'fect word, G- -dm-n." 
 The sensibilities of all parties being thus 
 thoughtfully saved from the rude shock of 
 notoriety in print, Mr. Jenliius's masterpiece 
 of fashionable intelligence at once devel- 
 oped into a perfect marvel of fragmentary 
 fact and diseased imagination ; an entirely 
 new adventure, of atrip to Europe as cabin- 
 boy, being added to my narrated vicissi- 
 tudes. 
 
 But the most trying penalty of my sudden 
 good fortune was yet to come. One morn- 
 ing, about a fortnight after the above feat 
 of journalism, the daily papers informed 
 all New York that Plato Wynne was a mur- 
 derer ! Readers were requested to remem- 
 ber the finding, by some laborers, of a dead 
 body in a wood, at Hoboken, several weeks 
 before. A verdict of suicide had been ren- 
 dered by the coroner's jury, deceased hav- 
 
 ing been found still holding a recently dis- 
 charged pistol proved to be his own. Soon 
 after the rendering of the verdict, however, 
 one of the finders of the body confessed to 
 the police that he had also found a gentle- 
 man's handkerchief near the fatal spot, and, 
 supposing it belonged to the dead man, had 
 intended no harm in keeping it. lJi)on 
 learning, however, that the name of the 
 supposed suicide was Vane, whilst the 
 name of "Hastings Cutter" was worked 
 upon the handkerchief, lie had thought it 
 best to make known the discovery. Cutter 
 being the name of a J^oung man notoriously 
 frequenting one of the most luxurious " club- 
 houses " in the city ; deceased having also 
 been an habitue there ; and covert report 
 hinting that an exciting rencounter had oc- 
 curred at said " club-house " recently ; the 
 police authorities believed that the hand- 
 kerchief would prove a clue to some new 
 development; and, carefully avoiding such 
 publicity as might tend to defeat the ends 
 of justice, proceeded to make close and 
 secret search of the wood in which the body 
 had been found. Three other pistols (one 
 still foul with a recent discharge), and two 
 cases, were discovered among the under- 
 growth, as though hastily deposited there 
 for temporary secrecy ; and it then seemed 
 plain that Mr. Vane had not ftillen by his 
 own hand. Next followed a police search 
 for Mr. Cutter, who, however, was not to 
 be found in the city. A description of him 
 was sent to other cities ; with the recent re- 
 sult of his arrest in Boston by a detective 
 named Trackum, and his return to New 
 York in close custody. Upon being inter- 
 rogated by the proper magistrate, the pris- 
 oner had at once volunteered to turn state's 
 evidence, and confessed having acted as a 
 kind of " second " in a hasty duel between 
 the unfortunate Mr. Vane and Mr. Plato 
 Wynne, — the fire of the latter proving in- 
 stantly fatal. 
 
 Such was the wording of this startling 
 piece of news, and tremendous was the 
 popular excitement kindled thereby. The 
 Iving of Diamonds — the monarch of chance 
 — the all-powerful leader of the great 
 Demolition party — the rival of the mighty 
 Cringer for absolute possession of the Em- 
 pire State — a man to be vulgarly arrested 
 for crime? Could the mighty maker of 
 aldermen, mayoi's, congressmen, legislators, 
 governors, and senators, be amenable to 
 the police? No wonder the people were 
 electrified; no wonder that Mr. Graham, 
 with a political magnanimity quite uncom- 
 mon in a partisan, at once declared, in the 
 first editorial column of his Dailij Bread, 
 that he stood ready to be bailsman for Mr. 
 Wynne as soon as the latter should be 
 arrested. It was hinted by the wags that 
 the amiable editor's fastidiousness in dress 
 was an explanation of his super-political 
 sympathy with the best dresser in the city ; 
 but graver thinkers credited a loftier senti- 
 ment in the case, — until it suddenly flashed 
 upon everybody that the King of Diamonds 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
 289 
 
 had grievously failed to make a senator of 
 the Honorable Mealy O'Murphy ! With that 
 spasmodic recollection came an amazing 
 and instantaneous popular reaction : Plato 
 Wynne was not so great a power as he had 
 been ; he had lost his prestige ; had he not 
 lost even that great all-night game at Faro? 
 After him! hunt him down! let no judge 
 fear him ! let no district attorney dread his 
 political vengeance ! Try him, convict him, 
 hang him I 
 
 I could not avoid a very evident agitation 
 of mind at such an explanation of the last 
 ominous words I had heard from him who 
 so long had seemed to be my parent ; and, 
 with a characteristic thoughtfiilness in my 
 behalf, my good and true father at once 
 suggested the only relief that seemed prac- 
 ticable. 
 
 " My dear Avery," he said, after watch- 
 ing the changes in my countenance as I read 
 the startling news, " I see tliat you feel 
 this terrible business keenly. But endeavor 
 to strengthen yourself with the reflection 
 that it is likely to be your last trial from 
 that quarter. The race of this audacious 
 man is surely run ; the time when political 
 autocracy could save him from the penalty 
 of any crime has gone by ; and you may 
 regard this last, crowning wickedness, as 
 the end of his dark career. I can sympa- 
 thize with you, however, in your natural 
 dread of the annoying interest which will 
 attach to yourself from this new exposure. 
 I have been proud of the wonderful discre- 
 tion you have shown thus far in meeting 
 the ordinary embari'assments of your new 
 position; but do not expect you to be 
 equally composed under a trial so much 
 greater. Perhaps, my dear boy, it will be 
 well for you to travel abroad for a while, 
 until the first excitement of this miserable 
 affair is over, and public curiosity has lost 
 its edge." 
 
 I was sitting with my father in his own 
 room when he spoke thus to me, and took 
 time to reflect upon my situation and his 
 words before answering, — 
 
 " That would leave you, sir, to bear much 
 curious impertinence for me." 
 
 "I shall not mind it," said he, smiling; 
 " but I am glad to have a son so thoughtful 
 of me." 
 
 " I should prefer what seems to me the 
 manlier course," returned I, inspired by his 
 tranquil dignity. " With your consent I 
 will remain in the city, and lessen whatever 
 ordeal may be in store, by boldly challeng- 
 ing it at once. I should be scarcely worthy to 
 call myself your son, sir," I added, in a quite 
 heroic glow, " if I adopted any other plan." 
 
 " My dear boy! you make me prouder of 
 you every day." 
 
 " And, my dear father, to show you that 
 I am in earnest, I shall go at once to call 
 upon Mrs. Fish." 
 
 He laughed so heartily at my energy that 
 my courage became something desperate, 
 and I could scarcely make haste enough to 
 confront the inquisitive world at once. 
 37 
 
 Mrs. Cornelius O'Doricourt Fish, a lady 
 of style in one of the fashionable cross- 
 streets just below Union Park, had recently 
 inaugurated a series of informal morning 
 receptions, the scene being an elegant little 
 upper room which she delighted to call her 
 boudoir. There, enthroned upon a delicate 
 pink sofa, did Mrs. C. 0"D. Fish dispense 
 curtain-tinted smiles and conversational 
 piquancies to such morning callers as were 
 not too stately to be " entirely uncere- 
 monious for once in life ; " and there had I 
 more than once, already, received the wel- 
 come due to my romantic fame. To go 
 thither at such a crisis was to face and con- 
 found Queen Gossip on her very throne ; 
 and hence my quick resolve. 
 
 I had but just said " good-morniug " to 
 my father however, and was hastening, hat 
 in hand, through the lower hall, when a ser- 
 vant informed me that a gentleman desired 
 to see me in the parlor, at the same time 
 handing me a card. Not waiting to look at 
 the latter, I strode immediately into the 
 room designated, ready to give the un- 
 timely guest a cool reception; but all my 
 irritation vanished at sight of my old and 
 poetical friend, Mr. Coftiu. There he sat 
 upon a chair, in a crab-like attitude of self- 
 distrust, his fiery brain sustaining its usual 
 combustion of smoky-yellow hair, and botli. 
 hands hanging into the hat between his- 
 sharp knees. 
 
 "I — I — really beg your pardon, Mr.. 
 Gl — , I should say, Mr. Goodman," stam- 
 mered he, tumbling up to meet me. " L 
 should not have intruded but for — " 
 
 " Not another word of apology from you, 
 my old friend Coffin," interrupted I, as I: 
 shook hands and forced him back into his- 
 chair, " or I'll conclude that you take me: 
 for somebody else. I'm glad to see you,.. 
 though you've not been very friendly since- 
 we were store-mates." 
 
 " I'm glad you're glad to see me," replied', 
 the lace-salesman, still in a nervous flutter.. 
 " I'm proud to hear it from a man of your 
 mind. I congratulate you, Mr. Goodman,, 
 and am delighted to find you enjoying an. 
 eminence suited to your intellect." 
 
 In looking at him I had an odd conscious- 
 ness of receiving a very anxious return- 
 look somewhere about the middle of my 
 face instead of in my eyes ; and I could not 
 help asking the good old fellow if he found 
 my features much changed. 
 
 " If you'll excuse an old friend for saying 
 it," said he, still maintaining the glance, as 
 though fascinated in it, " I don't find your 
 — loill you excuse it? — your nose, just 
 what I expected." 
 
 " My nose, Mr. Coffin ! " 
 
 " Yes-s," he faltered, raising his eyes to 
 mine, by a desperate push, as it were. 
 
 In some alarm I passed one of my hands 
 over the honorable feature in question, to 
 make sure that it had undergone no start- 
 ling metamorphosis. 
 
 "I— I feared," stuttered Mr. Coffin, his 
 own face in ablaze, " I — I —feared it might 
 
290 
 
 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 be (pardon an old fdcnd's apprehension), it 
 mi.2:ht be a little — red." 
 
 The honest, friendly anxiety of his man- 
 ner and tone were too genuine to excite 
 indignation, and I laughed alond. 
 
 " What ever put such an idea as that into 
 your head ? " was ray first comment. 
 
 " Why, do you know, Mr. Goodman, if 
 you'll permit me to say it as a brother, I'd 
 understood, sir, that the ways of fashion 
 and of fame had caused you to plunge into 
 the — ruby bowl ? " 
 
 Again I laughed, and begged him to give 
 me his reason, or authority, for believing 
 that. 
 
 " I heard it, sir, in the social halls of a 
 friend. Since your elevation to your pres- 
 ent pinnacle, Mr. Goodman, you have been, 
 as you probably know, an object of respect- 
 ful interest to the gleaming throng. While 
 mingling in a portion of that throng, sir, 
 on a late occasion, when you were a subject 
 of — let me say admiring wonder, I heard a 
 very gentlemanly person sigh profoundly. 
 He also shook his head regretfully, and his 
 words concerning you were, ' Ah ! it's a 
 pity he — drinks.' " 
 
 " I'm inflnitely obliged to the gentleman," 
 said I. " What is his name, Mr. Coffin? " 
 
 " Mr. Benton Stiles. Quite a celebrated 
 character." 
 
 ' ' I shall avail myself of the first opportunity 
 to undeceive Mr. Stiles. But you need have 
 no farther anxiety about me on that score, 
 Mr. Coffin, and we will dismiss the whole 
 nonsensical subject, if you please. Do you 
 ever hear nowadays from our friend Job?" 
 
 " It's on Job's account that I've taken the 
 liberty of calling," said he, apparently much 
 relieved, and drawing from one of his pock- 
 ets a letter. "Here is a letter I received 
 from him yesterday, and, as it encloses a 
 sum of money in payment of his old debts 
 to you, I have come to you with it. Here is 
 the money, Mr. Goodman, and the letter, 
 too, if you would like to look over it." 
 
 The epistle stated that Mr. Terky was 
 ■doing well as secretary of an Insurance 
 Company in Chicago, and concluded, after 
 referring pleasantly to me, as follows : — 
 
 " My only trouble just now is a want of 
 " new clothes ; and, as I can't get them here 
 " to suit my particular taste, I may have to 
 "trouble you, some time, my dear friend, 
 " to express me an outfit from New York. 
 " The fine coat I've got already would do, 
 " if my wife only had time to mend the tear 
 " she made in it the other day by trying to 
 " hang it on a nail by the pocket. She sits 
 " near me while I write, working a pair of 
 •' fire-screens for a friend, and hasn't a mo- 
 " ment's leisure for the old clothes of 
 " yours, gratefully, dear Coflin, 
 
 "Job Terky." 
 
 "You notice that last sentence, do you, 
 Mr. Goodman?" asked the lace-salesman, 
 observing my countenance. 
 
 "Yes. Poor Job!" 
 
 " But she loves him so ! " 
 
 " No doubt of it." 
 
 The laureate of Cummin & Tryon softly 
 put away the letter, shook his head, and 
 smiled feebly. " Those were pleasant times 
 around the family hearthstone." 
 
 " So they were, so they were," I an- 
 swered, particularly remembering some of 
 the catastrophes. "By the way, though, 
 Mr. Coffin, how are you all getting on at 
 Cummin & Tryon's ? " 
 
 "Nothing new, sir. The same unintel- 
 lectual round of sordid exercises. Our 
 friend Trust, though, is about to seek 
 hymeneal chains." 
 
 " In whose company? " 
 
 " A Miss Beeton's. Daughter of an intel- 
 ligent clergyman." 
 
 "Ah!" 
 
 " And Tm engaged, Mr. Goodman ! " ex- 
 claimed Mr. Coffin, in a great burst of con- 
 fidence. 
 
 " Not to the widow of the gentleman 
 with a glass — " 
 
 " No, sir ! " interrupted he, rubbing up his 
 hair with both hands. " That ideal of my 
 youth expired when I saw her eating trop- 
 ical fruit — or you saw her — on a public 
 gangway. She who established the first 
 mutual bond between you and me is the 
 prize of my riper years. I was introduced 
 to her by Mr. Trust, and her name is Miss 
 Aloize Green." 
 
 "Coffin," cried I, "accept my heartiest 
 congratulations. I once had the pleasure 
 of a brief acquaintance with the lady, and 
 shall expect an invitation to the wedding." 
 
 Being in a rather sheepish and lover-like 
 confusion after his impulsive confession, 
 the salesman was too modest to risk an- 
 other word about so delicate a theme ; and, 
 having feverishly chased his hat around 
 several chairs, and thumped his head 
 against a table, begged leave to retire. 
 
 "I'm going down a couple of squares," 
 said I, "and will bear you company that 
 far." 
 
 We went out together, and, when we 
 parted, I saw him dart one last, unspeakably 
 satisfied look at the feature with which I had 
 so agreeably disappointed him. 
 
 Now for a trial of my nerves, thought I, 
 pulling on my gloves as I turned into the 
 street where reigned the matron-royal of 
 small talk; now for a prize exhibition of 
 that proud confidence which illustrates con- 
 scions innocence and loses nothing by a lit- 
 tle preparatory practice in Bohemia. If you 
 have callers before me this morning, most 
 amiable lady, you are probably discussing 
 ray case already, and I hope you will not 
 risk your reputation for intuitive sagacity 
 by predicting forme too much discomposure 
 at the latest exploit of ray late putative sire. 
 
 The presentation of my card by a servant 
 in footman's livery procured my immediate 
 admittance to the luxurious raatinal lair of 
 Mrs. Fish, whose manner of welcoming me 
 was so elaborately impressive that I at once 
 detected a disguised perturbation in it. 
 
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 291 
 
 " Mr. Goodman, I am most happy to see 
 you." 
 
 " You honor me, Mrs. Fish. Have I the 
 pleasure of finding you entirely recovered 
 from your recent indisposition? " (Reported 
 as the loss of a false tooth.) 
 
 " Quite recovered, thank you." 
 
 And then followed mj' formal presentation 
 to a Miss Keeter, a Miss Meeta Hyer, and a 
 French-looking gentleman, introduced as M. 
 Adam Feuil, who were also callers. 
 
 " Minette, place a chair for Mr. Good- 
 man." This to an attendant lady's maid, 
 with a fluttering top-knot of pink ribbons to 
 match the sofa. 
 
 The sofa, by the way, stood at an angle 
 between the wall and a window overlooking 
 the street, and, as I wished to carry my 
 assurance to the highest perfection, I 
 promptly drew my chair so near to the win- 
 dow that I almost touched the lady as she 
 sat with studied negligence upon her bank 
 of roses. Furthermoi'e, I occupied my hand 
 with the crimson window-curtains in an 
 elegantly indolent way ; experimenting, as 
 it were, with their transfixed blushes, upon 
 the brown locks, hazel eyes, and faded 
 cheeks of Mrs. Fish, alternately. 
 
 " Really, ladies," said I, buoyantly, " were 
 it not for M. Feuil's presence here, I should 
 accuse myself of having interrupted some 
 delightfully private consultation on the fate 
 of mankind as affected by the latest inspira- 
 tion in bonnets." 
 
 " Fie, Mr. Goodman ! " cried the hostess. 
 " I didn't expect a repetition of that wicked 
 old libel from yo?<." And she giggled. 
 
 " It ees slaudaire, I think," remarked M. 
 Adam Feuil, evidently convinced that he 
 had said something neat. 
 
 " Perhaps bonnets do affect the fate of 
 mankind," simpered Miss Hyer, not unaware 
 that she wore a rather fatal one herself. 
 
 Miss Keeter said, " Oh, you! " and tapped 
 her with a parasol. 
 
 " I intended nothing ungallant," said I, 
 producing a red focus on Mrs. Fish's nose. 
 " Since ladies are so tyrannically excluded 
 from all active interest in matters of utility, 
 they cannot do better than devote them- 
 selves to the details of the beautiful." 
 
 " There I We can forgive you after that, 
 Mr. Goodman." 
 
 " Forgiveness so charmingly given, Mrs. 
 Fish, is a temptation to err often for the 
 
 "Oh! Oh! Oh!" Angelic chorus. 
 
 " To air is humane, to forgeef deevine," 
 quoted M. Adam Feuil, with some knowl- 
 edge of English literature. 
 
 "Don't you think, Mr. Goodman, — he! 
 he ! " (from Miss Keeter) " that ladies might 
 vote?" 
 
 " Ah, why do you ask me that, Miss Kee- 
 ter ? Shall I lose, hopelessly lose, your good 
 opinion, when I answer in the negative? 
 You ladies are so delightfully impulsive in 
 all your ways that you would vote for a 
 handsome beard, or a pair of piercing black 
 eyes, at sight. I positively fear that the 
 
 first full female vote would send Mr. Phito 
 Wynne to the White House." 
 
 I said it purposely, and with a smiling 
 countenance, determined to show them at 
 once that my coxcombry was proof against 
 any possible revival of my past associations ; 
 and the little screams with which they an- 
 swered had as much real surprise at ray 
 audacity as affected horror of my sentiments 
 in them. 
 
 But, not to let that subject go a word far- 
 ther, I cast my glance through the window, 
 intending to say next, " What a fine view 
 you have here ! " and I saw, — 
 
 A shabby, decrepit old woman had caused 
 an omnibus to stop for her, and was stoop- 
 ing to lift her heavy basket from the side- 
 walk. At the moment, a gentleman ap- 
 peared beside her, lifted the burden from 
 her hands, and, motioning for her to follow, 
 carried it to the vehicle. She seemed to 
 protest against such condescension, and to 
 utter thanks until she had entered the omni- 
 bus and received her basket again. Then 
 the omnibus started on, and, after lifting his 
 hat, the gentleman, instead of returning to 
 the sidewalk he had left, kept on across the 
 street directly toward the house in which I 
 was. 
 
 With womanly quickness, Mrs. Fish had 
 noticed the change in my countenance as I 
 looked, and, upon moving along her sofa to 
 the window, was as effectually enchained by 
 the sight. 
 
 " He's coming here — he's actually coming 
 here I" was her first exclamation, as she 
 turned, pale and dismayed, from the window. 
 
 "Who? Who?" 
 
 " Mr. Wynne! " 
 
 The announcement struck them all dumb. 
 They could only look at each other, and 
 (covertly) at me, in mute helplessness. 
 
 " My dear love," said Mrs. Fish, in sheer 
 desperation, addressing Miss Keeter, the 
 youngest of the party, "roon'iyourun down 
 and tell him I'm not at home? I dai'en't 
 trust Minette to do it ; but he dou"t know 
 you, and you could say it naturally. I 
 wouldn't ask such a thing, my dear, but I'm 
 nearly fainting." 
 
 Poor little Miss Keeter blushed and then 
 lost all color, but finally hastened from the 
 room like a heroine; and, as she left the 
 door open, we all instinctively held our 
 breath to listen. We heard the bell tinkle, 
 the street-door open, and the sound of a 
 subdued manly voice, followed by a feminine 
 murmur. Silence ensued for an instant, and 
 then we heard, deliberately and very dis- 
 tinctly spoken, the words, — 
 
 "My dear, how prettily you lie ! " 
 
 In two moments thereafter the foot of 
 AUyn Vane's murderer was on the sill of the 
 boudoir, and he entered, as he had done 
 more than once before, with his irreproach- 
 able bow and smile. 
 
 Mrs. Cornelius O'Doricourt Fish might 
 have been a vain, weak, trifling woman when 
 vanitj', weakness, and trifles were her only 
 incitements ; but slie could be equal to an 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 emergency, too, and the present one found 
 her no less capable because her first device 
 had so signally failed. 
 
 "Mr. Wynne," she said, i-isingashe came 
 in, and speaking very haughtily, " I am 
 pained to see that you have disregarded the 
 message I sent to the door. I am not at 
 liome to you, sir. Minette, show Mr. AVynne 
 the way down." 
 
 Approvingly glanced the King of Dia- 
 monds at the lady's maid for an instant, and 
 then back at the mistress, as though wor- 
 shipping her taste in everything. 
 
 "Madam," he said, with courtly ease and 
 readiness, " if I am compelled to leave Eden, 
 it is in accordance with illustrious precedent 
 that a member of your sex should show the 
 way." 
 
 Then bowed most airily to us all, and 
 went forth a conqueror. 
 
 CHAPTER LIV. 
 
 MBS. SPAJfTBL'S YELLOW DINNER. 
 
 The select circulation in society of about 
 a dozen yellow cards, mysteriously announc- 
 ing that Mrs. Charles Spanyel would give a 
 yellow dinner-party on such an afternoon, 
 at the Spanyel Place, Todeville, Huckle- 
 bury-on-Harlem, caused a social fluri'y allied 
 to dismay. A dozen cards would not, of 
 course, go quite around the upper circles, 
 and non-receivers were at liberty to pretend 
 supreme iudiflerence ; but, upon those who 
 did receive, it was incumbent to understand 
 what a yellow banquet might be. Its Euro- 
 pean character seemed evident, from the 
 facts that the Spanyels boasted great Eng- 
 lish ancestors who came over with King 
 Charles, and that the eutertainraeut was 
 known to be partly in honor of a European 
 daughter of Mr. Spanyel, who had just ar- 
 rived from Great Britain with her husband, 
 Mr. Lord. Therefore, a failure to compre- 
 hend what a yellow dinner-party might be, 
 was equivalent to a confessed ignorance of 
 the most illustrious imported usages of New 
 York society, and dire was the consterna- 
 tion of the invited at finding themselves 
 thus vulgarly unenlightened. Before the 
 day of the jaundiced meal, however, an aged 
 lady who was descended from one of the 
 first families of Washington Market, and 
 had gone the whole round of the most ex- 
 clusive high life in her day, allowed herself 
 to be coaxed into the statement that the 
 aristocratic old Von Rumsellers had once 
 given a pink supper in her time, founded 
 upon the colored feasts of the Dowager Lady 
 Cork, so famous in literary annals, and that 
 it was true to its hue in dresses, table- 
 covers, china, liveries, and wines. 
 
 What a flood of light came with that 
 reminiscence ; what a relief to a dozen de- 
 spairing minds ! Orders for yellow di'esses 
 were issued immediately; the uninvited 
 were delicately tantalized with aggravating 
 
 bits of serai-intelligence concerning the 
 coming Event, and sallow complexions be- 
 came enviable. 
 
 But the Spanyels intended something 
 more than honor to Mr. and Mrs. Lord by 
 their stylish little entertainment. They 
 also, and quite particularly, designed it as a 
 pleasant intimation that the wooden house, 
 once their only home, was now but their 
 suburban villa, whither they resorted for the 
 summer alone, and where a select little din- 
 ner-party was a tasteful inauguration of 
 their out-of-town season. For Mr. Charles 
 Spanyel had greatly prospered since the days 
 when Todeville knew his homeward step 
 every day in the year; had successfully gone 
 into business for himself, making comforta- 
 ble sums by the fluctuations in imported 
 hosiery, and had purchased a nobby town- 
 house for occupation in fashionable months. 
 
 April and I were among the recipients of 
 the yellow cards (my father having regretted 
 his inability to accept with us), — our ro- 
 mantic celebrity making us invaluable prizes 
 for such an occasion ; and the paternal car- 
 riage bore us through Hucklebury-on-Har- 
 lem, past the cosey " Spanyel Arms," and so 
 to Todeville, at about an hour before sunset 
 on the Any appointed. Perhaps the tempta- 
 tion to appear publicly as the especial cava- 
 lier of my beautiful companion had rather 
 more to do with my journey thither than the 
 attractions of Todeville itself; yet the op- 
 portunity to gratify a family of historical 
 European antecedents was not to be de- 
 spised, even by a Goodman ! 
 
 "Little did I think, April," observed I, as 
 we rode on between green fields and subur- 
 ban woods, — " little did I think, when I met 
 Mr. Spanyel in the parlor on that first even- 
 ing, and heard him asking for your company 
 at Mrs. Spanyel's dinner, that I should be 
 your escort thither." 
 
 " Ah, I was wiser about you at that time, 
 Avery, than you were about yourself," an- 
 swered April, laughingly, "for your father 
 had told me half the story that very day." 
 
 "What an experience mine has been!" 
 ejaculated I. 
 
 " And how happily concluded," she said, 
 more seriously. " What a father you have 
 found ! " 
 
 " I am blessed indeed, dear April. I think 
 my calmness under such happiness may be 
 partially owing to my incapacity for realiz- 
 ing it all. To find you again, as you are, is 
 in itself like an incredible dream." 
 
 " I could wish to be much better than I 
 am, dear brother, for then I might hope to 
 make worthier return for all the noble 
 goodness of my guardian." 
 
 " You will never leave him, April? " cried 
 I, taking one of her hands, and looking 
 earnestly into her gentle eyes. " You will 
 never leave us? " 
 
 "Your father must determine that, 
 Avery." 
 
 "And why not let me determine it, dear 
 girl ! Why not become a daughter to him 
 you love and honor so, by — " 
 
BETWEEN TWO FIRES. 
 
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 But we were at the villa of the Spanyels 
 too soon for the remainder of that inipas- 
 sioued question; and, as I hastily relin- 
 quished the warm and tremulous little hand, 
 a servile yet lofty being, in a gorgeous yel- 
 low coat and shoulder-knots, opened the 
 door of the carriage and ushered us to a 
 shady piazza and hall. What could we do 
 but surrender to this untimely sun-flower at 
 discretion, and follow him to where a 
 brother-blossom of equal size and glare re- 
 ceived our names for announcement? Sur- 
 render we did, with a most hypocritical 
 pretence of being merely upon polite terms 
 with each other, for if sentimental appear- 
 ances are ever unspeakably out of place, 
 it is when a dinner impends. 
 
 Behold us, then, following our names into 
 a room already lively with ladies in yellow 
 dresses and gentlemen in yellow cravats and 
 gloves, where, upon a yellow sofa, a yellow 
 Mrs. Spanyel fervently received us, sup- 
 ported by her affable lord and master. Then 
 came introductions to Mr. and Mrs. Lord, 
 from London ; Mr. and Mrs. Ganuayce (as 
 the name sounded) ; Miss Rose Spanyel, 
 Miss Lily, Mr. Benton Stiles (whom I eyed 
 sharply), and a petite Miss Pellcr. I also 
 had the pleasure of greeting Mr. and Mrs. 
 Cornelius O'Doricourt Fish, Mr. Luke Ilyer, 
 junior, and Miss Meeta Hyer; and, in a few 
 moments thereafter, witnessed the arrival 
 of the stately and venerable Mrs. Heroldun, 
 escorted by a tame young clergyman from 
 Cambridge, named Reverend T. Spooner. 
 
 " I hope you found your drive pleasant, 
 sir," said Mr. Spanyel, when I had resigned 
 April to the hostess. 
 
 "Charming, sir; and I have seldom en- 
 joyed a ride to a more charming spot than 
 Todeville." 
 
 "Excuse me, Mr. Goodman, — Toe-der- 
 veal," corrected Mr. Spanyel, mildly, yet 
 firmly ; for I had unthinkingly pronounced 
 the name as though it were closely con- 
 cerned with that familiar reptile which, al- 
 though ugly and venomous, is poetically 
 credited with wearing yet a precious jewel 
 in its head. 
 
 " I beg your pardon, sir, — Toe-der-veal." 
 
 Before I could say more, the very obese 
 and very florid Mr. Gannayce was good 
 enough to step in between us ; for the pur- 
 pose, undoubtedly, of giving an agreeable 
 topic for our discussion. 
 
 "Is it thrue, now, Misther Spanyel," said 
 he, with Tuscan accent, "that you bought 
 this place, as I'm towld, from Plato Wynne ? " 
 
 " Ah-h-h, yes, Mr. Ganna}'ce, 5'-yes, sir," 
 stammered the other, aghast at the awk- 
 ward question. " You'll excuse me, if I ask 
 you once more, Mr. Gannayce, what your 
 exact majority was, last week, for comp- 
 troller? You probably know, Mr. Good- 
 man, that Mr. Gannayce is our new comp- 
 troller?" 
 
 " I am happy to congratulate him," re- 
 turned I, coolly enough to allay Mr. Span- 
 yel's agitation on my account. "You received 
 some thirteen thousand more votes than 
 
 your competitoi*, Mr. Gannayce, if I I'emera- 
 ber rightly ? " 
 
 " Sure, and Knickerbocker was a fool to 
 run against me," replied the eminent oflicial. 
 "He was bate wance before, running for 
 Congress against O'Murphy; and now he's 
 caught it again." 
 
 Which bit of political history suddenly 
 revived a dark political recollection of my 
 own, and ended my share of the odd con- 
 versation. 
 
 "Miss Hyer," said I, turning to that 
 young lady, " have you heard Stefanone in 
 'Lucrezia,' yet?" 
 
 " Yes, Mr. Goodman. And isn't she ex- 
 quisitely divine? " 
 
 " Her dramatic art is very effective in that 
 character ; but her voice is not what it must 
 have been once." 
 
 " You gentlemen are such perfectly horrid 
 critics about everything ! I think she's de- 
 liciously lovely in any character." 
 
 But let me repeat no more of the conver- 
 sational horrors always incident to that 
 dreadful half-hour before dinner, when 
 manly wisdom invariably produces abject 
 drivel, and feminine vivacity becomes little 
 more than hysterical entreaty against posi- 
 tively dead silence. 
 
 " Dinner waiting," came at last from the 
 lips of a yellow benefactor at the door, and 
 immediately the company divided into such 
 couples as approved usage and Mr. Spanyel 
 dictated. 
 
 I was honored with the privilege of es- 
 corting our matronly hostess ; the Reverend 
 T. Spooner solemnly guarded April; Mr. 
 Stiles protected Miss Spanyel; Mr. Lord 
 squired Miss Lily ; and the rest of the com- 
 pany came on ia such order as happy acci- 
 dent, or hasty choice, directed. 
 
 The scene in the bau(iuet hall was faith- 
 fully yellow. The walls Avere hung with 
 plaited yellow silk; the sideboard of j'ellow 
 oak was surmounted by the Spanyel arms 
 in very yellow gilt; table-cloth and napkins 
 had unquestionable j'ellow borders ; yellow 
 china and yellow hock-glasses decked the 
 board, around which stood three servile 
 gentlemen from Ireland in yellow coats ; 
 and if any impulsive guest had chosen to 
 yell " Oh! " at the sight, there would have 
 been a poetical aptness in that otherwise 
 indecorous burst of feeling. The soup was 
 also yellow; likewise such vegetables as 
 peas and potatoes, which were placed upon 
 yellow mats. The complexions of some of 
 "the ladies, too, looked faintly yellow, — but 
 that must have been a reflection from the 
 yellow walls. 
 
 By the yellowish light of a swinging lamp 
 over the centre of the table, — for the yellow 
 silk of the walls covered every window, and 
 excluded the nobler radiance of the setting 
 sun, — I was enabled to take my flrst care- 
 ful view of the party in detail, and could 
 not but regret that a more becoming tint 
 had not been selected to set off so many 
 fleshy members of polite society. Mrs. 
 Spanyel, Mrs. Lord, and the two Misses 
 
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 AVERY GLIBUN; OR, 
 
 Spanyel, were all of that rotund school of 
 femaie loveliness which is liable to produce 
 a rather Chinese ellect upon the unaccus- 
 tomed eye when arrayed in yellow silk. 
 Mrs. Gannayce, being adorned, like the 
 comptroller, Avith a lurid countenance, re- 
 sembled some huge flower of the dahlia 
 type blooming above a bank of clustered 
 sunflowers; Mrs. Fish, with her flossy 
 brown hair and colorless cheeks, was a lily 
 in the sear and very yellow leaf; and Miss 
 Hyer and Miss Teller were like a pair of 
 plump fairies in the mellow light of an 
 autumnal moon. Of all the ladies, April 
 alone had ventured to appear in colors re- 
 concilable with the tastes most prevalent 
 in her simple native land ; and her disregard, 
 in this respect, of high European precedent 
 made her none the less charming to me. 
 
 " Wellington," said Mr. Spanyel, address- 
 ing ]\Ir. Lord by his first name, " do we 
 strike you as getting along here? Do we 
 seem to have spread on this side the water, 
 after one returns here from a sojourn in the 
 European capitals ? " 
 
 "You grow; you grow a little all the 
 time, I assho' yo'," returned the son-in-law, 
 who, as Miss Hyer privately infox'raed me, 
 was a British sea-oflicer. 
 
 '•You think we do, eh?" continued Mr. 
 Spanyel, earnestly. " You think we ex- 
 pand socially, too, do you? " 
 
 •'O pa, 'ow perfectly absurd ! " remarked 
 Mrs. Lord, languidly. "It's like going into 
 the country' to come from London to New 
 York." 
 
 " You'll excuse me, Mrs. Lord, if I can't 
 agree with you there," cried Mr. Stiles, with 
 a travelled and philosophical air, at the 
 same time stroking his goatee with a hand 
 on which glittered a vast locket-ring. " I'd 
 agree with you if I could, really; but Lon- 
 don don't strike me in that light." 
 
 " 'Ave you ever parst any time there, Mr. 
 Stiles?" inquired the lady, in a tone of 
 supercilious surprise. 
 
 "Once; several 5'ears ago." 
 
 "It must be perfectly heavenly to cross 
 the absurd ocean," interpolated Miss Hyer, 
 with irrepressible girlish enthusiasm for the 
 grander Avorks of nature. 
 
 " And you saw the Tower, St. Paul's, and 
 hother varst edifices? " 
 
 " Not that I remember, ma'am." 
 
 "No?" 
 
 "No!" 
 
 "Why, Mr. Stiles, you must be charfing 
 me?" 
 
 " Never was more serious, Mrs. Lord." 
 
 " And you've been in London? " 
 
 "Once; several years ago. But perhaps 
 I should have been more explicit," added 
 Mr. Stiles, smiling agreeably; "perhaps I 
 should have said London — Canada West." 
 
 " You ridiculous creature ! " exclaimed 
 Miss Rose Spanyel ; and we all laughed at 
 the joke. 
 
 " It's quite a mot, I'm sure," giggled Mrs. 
 Fish. 
 
 " Our churches in America," said Mrs. 
 
 Heroldun, " have neither the dignity nor 
 the support enjoyed by evangelical worship 
 in England." 
 
 "Nor the national recognition, madam; 
 nor the national recognition," urged the 
 Reverend T. Spooner, gloomily. 
 
 " Now that you're speaking of churches, 
 Mrs. Heroldun," said Mrs. Spanyel, "what 
 has become of that spiritual-minded young 
 clergyman, Mr. Harry Lewyer, who used to 
 be Mrs. Purser's pastor?" 
 
 "Going to be married, my dear," sighed 
 the veteran trainer. "Next week he leads 
 a Miss Constance Le Mons to the altar." 
 
 "You must look to the thrue Catholic 
 Churruch, ladies, if ye'd find young prastes 
 sinsible enough to forswear matrimony and 
 the divil together," chuckled Mr. Gannayce, 
 whose particularly coarse manners so great- 
 ly disgusted me that I could not forbear 
 from whispering indignantly to young 
 Luke H3-cr, who sat on my right, — 
 
 " What sort of fellow is that, to be in the 
 company of ladies ? " 
 
 " Used to keep an Irish liquor den, lowest 
 kind. Notorious political striker, as they 
 call it," whispered Luke, disjointedly, in re- 
 turn. " Spells his name Guinesse, now, if 
 he can spell. Used to call himself Mac- 
 ginnis." 
 
 " Ah ? I've heard of him." 
 
 Wrongs of Erin! hoary tyrannies so long 
 fating the fine instrument in Tara's hall to 
 inglorious silence, and forbidding its right- 
 ful plaj'crs to go bragh! Crush the Mac- 
 ginuis, ii ye will, in the beautiful isle of his 
 birth, and behold him vising again, like a 
 giant refreshed, on a kindlier side of the 
 ocean, to rule the first-cousins of the very 
 same hated Saxons who murdered him en- 
 tirely at home (which I'emarkable resurrec- 
 tion may owe some of its credibility to the 
 fact that an Irishman's death is not a sleep 
 that knows no " waking"). 
 
 The banquet drawing to a close after much 
 agreeable talk of the kind related, our fair 
 companions put their lips to dainty goblets 
 of champagne, wherein inverted snow-storms 
 raged in yellow atmospheres, and then re- 
 turned in glaring procession to the parlor ; 
 leaving us, grosser mortals, to revel awhile 
 longer over Cliquot, Sherry, and Madeira. 
 Then it was that I hastened to improve my 
 acquaintance with a gentleman of consider- 
 able temporary interest to me, leaning 
 across the table to him while our other 
 friends were hotlj^ discussing some political 
 question, and entreating his attention in a 
 stage-whisper, — 
 
 " Mr. Stiles, may I ask you to join me in 
 a brief stroll and cigai'ette out-doors, before 
 we rejoin the ladies ? I hear that you drove 
 up from the city this afternoon with a <ihoice 
 animal, and, if there is still light enough, 
 you may not be unwilling to let me see 
 your prize. I have a weakness for horse- 
 flesh." 
 
 To which proposition Mr. Stiles assented 
 with alacrity, incidentally observing that 
 the name ' ' Dame Trot " but feebly ex- 
 
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 295 
 
 pressed the progressive genius of the quad- 
 ruped ; that she had the limbs of au expe- 
 ditious deer, and that — 
 
 " Thus formed for speed, she challeng-ed the wind, 
 And left the Scythian Arrow far behind." 
 
 " By ' Scythian Arrow,' " added Mr. Stiles, 
 with pardonable pride, " you will understand 
 any square trotter that presumes to try a 
 brush with tlie 'Dame.' " 
 
 But after fairly beguiling my gentleman 
 to a sloping lawn behind the villa, where 
 early twilight reflued the landscape to a 
 dreamy sentiment, and made our glowing 
 cigarettes big brothers to the fireflies, I 
 paused with him under the first tree I could 
 find, and spoke as follows, — 
 
 "Mr. Stiles, my object in soliciting your 
 company now is not, to see your horse. I 
 will take your word for the merits of the 
 animal, and am also inclined to compliment 
 you upon the originality and independence 
 you have displayed in coming to a dinner- 
 party iu a trotting -wagon icith yellow 
 wheels. But, to be frank with you, sir, the 
 subject on my mind at present is not equine." 
 " I shall be happy to give you my atten- 
 tion for any subject of a dinner-party na- 
 ture," returned he, disdaining to show sur- 
 prise. But he rather injured the dignity 
 of the remark by adding, — "So you may 
 lay on the gad and holler." 
 
 "Then allow me to ask you, sir, upon 
 what grounds you have presumed to circu- 
 late an absurd report derogatory to my 
 character for sobriety ? " 
 
 "Mr. Goodman," responded Mr. Stiles, 
 pushing aside the flaps of his coat, and in- 
 serting a thumb in either arm-hole of his 
 white vest, "the grounds upon which you 
 ask the question are so very damp with dew, 
 that a proper regard for my health will not 
 permit me to answer j'ou here. I cannot 
 consent to be catechised under the present 
 dewy circumstances." 
 
 "Very well, sir," I retorted, contemptu- 
 ously; "you choose to evade the inquiry 
 with impertinence. I shall take an early 
 opportunity to exact an explanation by 
 means which may be better adapted to your 
 Comprehension." 
 
 I turned from him, intending to say no 
 more; but with remarkable quickness of 
 action, he skipped into my way. 
 
 "Stop, sir!" cried he, plunging at my 
 right hand with both of his own, and shak- 
 ing it violently, despite my resistance. "I 
 see how it is, Mr. Goodman; your romantic 
 story, your high position, the heavy odds 
 on you iu aristocratic circles, have tempted 
 me to run into you. We'll say no more 
 about it." 
 
 "Your jockey-phrases are quite out of 
 place," retorted I, dragging my liand from 
 him by main force ; " but you need not fear 
 that I shall say anything more on the sub- 
 ject to you. I shall take the liberty of act- 
 ing, however, and without ceremony." 
 
 "Stop, sir!" cried he again. "I have 
 sighed and shaken my head at mention of 
 
 your name, adding an expression of pity for 
 your intemperate habits." 
 
 "Yes, sir. You have been guilty of that 
 slander and impertinence, on one occasion, 
 at least." 
 
 "I know I have," rejoined Mr. Benton 
 Stiles, with deliglitful — I may say enthusi- 
 astically trustful — frankness. "I iiave a 
 confession to make to you — as a friend." 
 Here he swiftly linked his arm in mine and 
 leaned against me in utter abandonment. 
 " Mr. Goodman, you see in me but the wreck 
 of a former top-sawyer — " 
 
 " Be good enough to sustain your own 
 weight, Mr. Stiles." 
 
 "Certainly, sir, — overpowered by my 
 feelings. As I was saying, former top-saw- 
 yer. Once, when fewer years sat lightly on 
 mj' brow (you'll notice there's a curl there 
 now), I was a man of ton, and a legitimate 
 favorite, sii, of the Fashion Course. Wall 
 Street recognized me as one of its thorough- 
 breds by day ; and, where the lights of even- ' 
 iug shone o'er fair women and brave men, I 
 was universally respected as the voluptuous 
 swell of the poet. But, sir, adversity over- 
 lapped me on the home-stretch, and crossed 
 the score a neck ahead. I had been too con- 
 fident, and paid the penalty in being sud- 
 denly ruled oil" the track. I had gambled 
 on the green to a too great extent, and be- 
 came a broken broker. Then, sir, in the 
 bitterness of my heart I sought to drovvu 
 reflection in the glass of fashion, and kept 
 myself damp enough for a while to experi- 
 ence a mould of form. I went down, dovi-n, 
 until a cheap clerkship completed ray humil- 
 iation and restricted me to peanuts for 
 lunch." 
 
 Here Mr. Benton Stiles brought his hat 
 aslant oyer one eye by a jerk of his head, 
 and breathed heavily. "Mr. Goodman, how 
 do you suppose I have recovered from that 
 sub-cellar of misfortune, and climbed the 
 ladder of society again? I'll tell you. By 
 saying of every tip-top fashionable char- 
 acter of whose acquaintance I could not 
 boast, but who happened to be named in my 
 pi-esence, — ' It's a pity he drinks I ' " 
 
 "And have you never been knocked down 
 for the outi'age? " I interrupted, hotly. 
 
 "Not to my knowledge," replied Mr. 
 Stiles, pleasantly. "Quite the contrary; 
 I've been gradually lifted up for it. Some- 
 how, the remark always proved to be true. 
 It gained me great credit as a disinterested 
 and intimate friend of all the high-spirited 
 young nobs iu society ; and many of those 
 nobs, having heard what I had said of them, 
 have cultivated me after it, on the supposi- 
 tion that I must have been of their party 
 some time or other when they went down 
 among the dead men disgracefully early. 
 Upon my soul, you know ! " exclaimed Mr. 
 Stiles, with friendly warmth, "I've said it 
 of fifty elegant young men of fortune, and 
 you're the very first that ever bolted." 
 
 There was something so whimsical in the 
 idea and the man, that all my indignation 
 vanished iu an irrepressible fit of laughter. 
 
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 "Really, Mr. Stiles," said I, "it can do 
 nic no credit to qnarrel with such an in- 
 genious gentleman as jourself. Since you 
 know me personally, now, you can have no 
 reason to use your magical phrase on ray 
 account again; and, as you have already 
 suggested, we'll say no more about it. Let 
 us rejoin the ladies." 
 
 And we returned to the parlor together, 
 like two of the best friends in the world. 
 
 Yellow wines not being the table nectars 
 over which masculine diners care to linger 
 longest, the other gentlemen had alreadj' 
 reappeared from the banquet hall; and there 
 was even some talkof abreaking-up of the 
 partj', when an agitated yellow Mercury al- 
 most swooned open a door, evidently of re- 
 cent construction, in the wall opposite the 
 piano, and revealed the artistic use of a 
 small wing lately added to the villa. 
 
 "Ladies and gentlemen," said Mr. Span- 
 yel, going mincingly to the doorway, and 
 waving a hand toward the interior, "you 
 must favor our little collection before leav- 
 ing us." 
 
 Here was a tasteful surprise, indeed. 
 Even Mrs. Lord and her sea-ofHcer appeared 
 to take it as such ; the former condescend- 
 ing thereupon to partially relinquish tlie 
 contemptuous expression of countenance 
 with which she had hitherto depreciated 
 her presumptuous native land. AVith April 
 upon one arm and IMiss Hyer on the other, 
 I followed the gratified company into the 
 handsome little picture-gallery, where tlie 
 rays of three illuminated glass globes were 
 rellected from as many triumphs of European 
 art as there were square yards of wall. 
 There was a "Scene in the South of France," 
 by Widger, R.A., showing that the South of 
 France is marvellously like the lower end 
 of Staten Island and commands a miracu- 
 lous view of Sandy Hook; a "Sketch in 
 Holland," by Skeggs, of Brussels, giving 
 promise of great future eminence for Skeggs 
 if public sentiment should some day induce 
 hhu to trj^ his hand in the pictorial window- 
 shade line; " Infant Bacchus," by Perugino, 
 being a bronze babe in an attitude at once 
 inviting and favoring approved parental 
 flagellation; a "Turner's Ferry, Devon- 
 shire," by Ruskin, R. A., depicting Spuyten- 
 d3-vil Creek before it was removed to its 
 present American location by some unpi-e- 
 cedcntcd convulsion of nature ; " Land- 
 scape, with herdsmen driving cattle," by 
 Trri.vN (A genuine original Titian, gentle- 
 men, and I'm only bid twelve dollars and a 
 half for it, — twelve and a half, only twelve 
 and a half, half, half, —do I hear thirteen? 
 twelve dol-lars and-a-narf, 'narf, 'narf, — 
 the frame's worth ten, — twelve and a harf ! 
 Going at twel-ve 'narf ! last call ! Goin-g-g ! 
 Goke! — to Mr. Spanyel at twelve and a 
 narf. If j'ou're not satisfied with your bar- 
 gain, Mr. Spanyel, bring it to me to-morrow 
 and I'll give you six dollars for it myself.) 
 This rare work was the gem of the collec- 
 tion, and had the Spanyel arms and crest 
 carved at the top of its new frame. At 
 
 least a dozen choice bits, representing such 
 exciting subjects as corner fruit-stands 
 (" Still Life "), views up a chimney (called 
 " Flemish Night Scenes "), and a study of 
 sunset from a slice of water-melon, were 
 worthy of rapture; but a majority of the 
 company evinced their cultivated and crit- 
 ical tastes by clustering before the glorious 
 Titian. 
 
 " That stormy sky is so divinely exquis- 
 ite ! " exclaimed Miss Hyer. 
 
 " And see that ridiculously sweet little 
 angel of a goat behind the last herdsman," 
 murmured Miss Rose Spanyel. 
 
 " There don't seem, love, to be enough 
 
 of that last herdsman's legs," tittered 
 
 Mrs. C. O'D. Fish ; who was instantly ready 
 to die of shame for sa3ing it. 
 
 "The 'ead of that 'erdsman is too 'eavy, 
 ye know. Too much 'air ; and all that sort 
 o' thing." From Mr. Lord. 
 - " I admire to see that streak of white on 
 the left hand corner of the mountains," 
 observed Mr. Cornelius O'Doricourt Fish, 
 with his eye-glass and nose nearly touching 
 the canvas. 
 
 " The perspective of that Painted 
 Thought," sounded the melancholy voice 
 of the Reverend T. Spoonei-, "is in itself a 
 terrible ideal of that Measureless Abysm of 
 Eternity, of which the Human Soul has in- 
 tuitions in metaphysical moments. The 
 blending um1)ra, penumbra, and arbitrary 
 blackness; the vast stretch over village, 
 field, rivei', forest, and mountain into an 
 illimitabilitj^ just touched hy the sun, are all 
 rife with the Titanic spirit of the great, 
 mysterious Eterne." 
 
 " O Emerson!" murmured Mrs. Herol- 
 dun. 
 
 O prig ! thought I to myself. But what 
 I really said, was, — " And what do you think, 
 April?" 
 
 " I think," whispered she, smiling rather 
 wearily up into my face, — "I think — that 
 your father must be wondering what keeps 
 us so long." 
 
 That instantly became my own private 
 opinion; as I quickly proved by- heading a 
 return-party to the parlor, and proceeding 
 with Ajjril to take leave of our hostess. 
 The demonstration proved contagious ; the 
 remainder of the company came in from the 
 gallery with like intent, and presently my 
 sweet companion and I were leaders again 
 of a party stepping into carriages. 
 
 During the ride back to the city I renewed 
 the conversation interrupted bj'^ our arrival 
 from thence, and Iiave, from that time, 
 regarded a carriage with feelings not to be 
 expressed to a coachman. If, from this 
 confession a delicate contidence is under- 
 stood, I shall not refuse the congratulations 
 of the understanders ; but there my reve- 
 lations must end. If excellent Mrs. Keyes, 
 the house-keeper, can explain why, upon our 
 arrival home that niglit, April fled away 
 from me, like a bird, to her own room, the 
 very moment the street-door was opened, 
 and I, with a particularly self-satisfied air, 
 
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 297 
 
 repaired immediately to my ftxther in the 
 library, slie is at liberty to use her own 
 discretion about making the explanation 
 public. 
 
 But Todeville was not quite forsaken by 
 the yellow dinei's at the close of the fine- 
 art exhibition ; for, as has since appeared, 
 Mr. Benton Stiles lingered about the Span- 
 yel villa after all the other guests had de- 
 parted, and finally invited Miss Rose Span- 
 yel to grant him a brief private interview in 
 the little grove down by the river. 
 
 " Rose," he said, in a tragic tone, as the 
 maiden stood beside him on the piazza, " it 
 is too dark here, or you would see that I am 
 very pale, and have a wild look about the 
 eyes. If you will get your bonnet and ac- 
 company me down to the grove, we may be 
 happy 5^et. Otherwise — but no matter." 
 
 " You dreadful creature ! " ejaculated Rose. 
 " Why can't yon come into the parlor? Pa, 
 and nia, and the rest of them have all gone 
 upstairs, and I've got to take my mixture 
 yet." 
 
 " I cannot re-enter that scene of recent 
 gayety, feeling as I do," was the sad rejoin- 
 der; "I cannot endure to feel like one who 
 treads alone that banquet-hall deserted, — 
 as I should in that European saloon. Come 
 with me to the grove, where the cool even- 
 ing breeze may play upon my heated brow. 
 Grant me this request — it may be my last." 
 
 He stepped slightly aside, that he might 
 have room to smite his forehead without 
 knocking off" her head-dress, and, in so 
 doing, stumbled over an iron scraper repre- 
 senting the Spanyel arms. " Dam ! " — 
 " ascus,"he added, " never produced a blade 
 sharper than the pain now existing in my 
 — bosom." 
 
 " I'll go with you, Benton," cried the im- 
 pulsive girl, "though you frighten me to 
 death. I'll be back in a moment." 
 
 She hurried into the house, really alarmed 
 by his passionate words and manner; and 
 quickly returned with her bonnet on and a 
 faint druggy fragrance hanging about her. 
 
 Arm in arm they descended to the car- 
 riage-sweep before the dooi", and, passing 
 around to the back of the building went 
 down a grassy slope to a small cluster of 
 trees near the smallest of rivers. Here Mr. 
 Stiles handed his fair companion to a rustic 
 settee under one of the trees, and, standing, 
 hat in hand beside her, seemed notifying 
 the evening breeze before mentioned that 
 his brow was quite ready for it. 
 
 "Rose," said he, after a pause, "does 
 your heart tell you why I have sought 
 this interview? — oris that palpitation, 
 which I noticed when you were on my arm, 
 chronic ? "" 
 
 " Don't talk in that way, you wicked 
 thing! " entreated Miss Spanyel; " it makes 
 me utterly miserable." 
 
 "Rose, 'tis years ago since first we met, 
 as I remember well. On several occasions, 
 the intervals being about three years, I have 
 ventured to tell you the stateof my feelings. 
 On the first occasion you assured me that I 
 38 
 
 was a ' horrid creature ; ' — which I bore ; 
 on the second occasion you seemed more 
 moved, and said that I was 'so perfectly 
 absurd;' — which I bore ; on the tliird oc- 
 casion, last month, in town, you observed, 
 with deeper feeling, that I was ' utterly 
 ridiculous ; ' — which I bore. And now the 
 question arises," continued Mr. Stiles, viva- 
 ciously forgetting himself for a moment, 
 " if I venture once more, shall I be consid- 
 ered a bore? " 
 
 " Why don't you go to the lady in that 
 ring of yours ? " pouted Rose. 
 
 "Because," said Mr. Stiles, afliibly, " she 
 was anywhere between France and Con- 
 stantinople when last heard from." 
 " How ridiculous ! " 
 
 With the greatest deliberation Mr. Stiles 
 spread his handkerchief upon the grass 
 at the feet of his beloved, and then knelt 
 upon it. 
 
 "Rose, — (don't be afraid, I won't look 
 at your feet), — I have a secret which should 
 have been confessed before. I'm a humbug ! 
 Years ago, on a festive occasion, you heard 
 a coarse grocer say that he had seen the 
 face in this ring on a prune-box. It was 
 true. I saw this face on a box of that im- 
 ported description, and had it daguerreo- 
 typed for this bauble on my finger. Forgive 
 me and let me get up, for I think I'm kneel- 
 ing on a pebble." 
 " Go 'way, you dreadful creature." 
 "Rose," — his voice grew softer as he 
 arose, — " your elder sister is married. Her 
 babe is really the smallest excuse for a 
 name I ever saw ; but she likes it. Your 
 sister Lily is engaged to j'oung Ilyer. You 
 are the last Rose of summer, left Ijlooming 
 alone ; all your lovely companions are mar- 
 ried, or about to be. Will you be mine? 
 Will you become a Rose of Sharon by shar- 
 in' my hand and heart ? " 
 
 " 6 Mr. Stiles!" cried the pretty blos- 
 som, trembling violently; " how can you be 
 so awful ! " 
 
 "I see how it is," exclaimed Mr. Stiles, 
 speaking desperately, and seeming to be- 
 come so suddenl}' feeble that he was obliged 
 to sink upon the rustic seat and cling to her 
 for support, " you still hesitate because I am 
 an American. But I'm one by birth only; 
 and I'm ready to live with your father until 
 his example makes me a I'egular King 
 Charles Spanyel. Shall I ask him? " 
 
 " O Benton ! if it wasn't so perfectly 
 absurd ! " 
 
 " She's mine ! " exclaimed Mr. Stiles, 
 crushing her bonnet under his chin with both 
 arms, and cordially addressing the nearest 
 tree. " I'd be set up for life now, if I only 
 knew who that fellow, Mugses, was. — Let 
 me see ; where's your mouth ? " 
 
 "Oh — h — h! you're mussing my back 
 hair." 
 
 " Maid of Athens, ere we part, — just one 
 more." 
 
 What happened then seemed to possess 
 an interest fcvr the very skies ; for, just at 
 that moment, the full moon popped out from 
 
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 the lips of a cloud, like a roguish aud quiz- 
 zical ! 
 
 CHAPTER LV. 
 
 TBY BAND, GREAT ANARCB I LETS TBS CURTAIlf FALL. 
 
 My wedding-day, — you have all foreseen 
 from the very first paragraph of this vera- 
 cious autobiography that such would be the 
 inevitable ending of the story; that mj'^ 
 many haps and mishaps, tarryings and ad- 
 ventures, would be, after all, but steps in 
 some one of those innumerable roads lead- 
 ing to the hymeneal Rome. Yet I, myself, 
 could scarcely believe in this consumma- 
 tion of my destiny, even on that balmy 
 summer day formally appointed for it. To 
 breakfast alone with my father, and be 
 treated by him with a kind of delicate 
 reserve, as though I must naturally wish to 
 make but the most superficial show of 
 interest in every earthly subject save that 
 which was rather understood than men- 
 tioned; to notice the modest hush there 
 was upon Mrs. Keyes and one of the most 
 decorous of footmen out of livery, while 
 they performed in the great mystery of 
 packing my trunks ; to be conscious that a 
 rustling little breeze of mysterious prepara- 
 tion pervaded the whole house, yet affected 
 everybody like the sensitive lull before 
 some astonishing phenomenon ; to feel 
 airily separated, myself, from the whole 
 human race, but still with a bewildering 
 presentiment of being presently in closer 
 fraternity with mankind than ever before, 
 — all these and many other incomprehensible 
 experiences made me sufliciently sympa- 
 thetic with the x\wful and Unfathomable 
 German Mind (as allt-cted by metaphysical 
 philosophy) to discern a hopeless difference 
 between Ego and Me. 
 
 Something of the vague and misty char- 
 acter of things, as they appeared to me that 
 day, shall rest like an intangible bridal veil 
 upon the few remaining Avords I have to 
 say about myself; giving the outer world 
 but hazy glimpses of that coronation of a 
 life to which all may advance through ro- 
 mances of their own. 
 
 Late in the afternoon, when the sun kin- 
 dled silver and golden torches in every 
 casement-pane above the street, and scores 
 of birds — those singing meteors of the 
 woodland sky — poured fitting music from 
 leafy clouds in the park across the way, we 
 emerged in dainty procession from the 
 home henceforth to know but one name and 
 family, and stepped royally into the glori- 
 fied vehicles which should convey us to the 
 church. Then came the ride that seemed 
 but around the corner; the holy edifice, 
 like a great Ear that heard our very 
 thoughts, and made us tremble with the 
 organ and blush with the arched and 
 painted window behind the altar; the pews 
 filled with people sinfully dissatisfied at 
 
 having only two eyes apiece ; the main 
 aisle radiant with the figures of all the 
 fiishion-plates ; the clergyman and his 
 assistant in their robes ; the ceremony ; the 
 instant of silence ; the growing bustle aud 
 hum ; the congratulations, — and home again. 
 
 Willing to show any manner of favor to 
 the last male descendant of the Goetmaus 
 of Teri'apin Island, scores of dear fashion- 
 able friends, whom I had never seen before 
 in my life, brought such bridal presents as 
 can only be imported from Europe ; and 
 these, displayed upon a table draped with 
 blue velvet, furnished half a column of 
 adulative enthusiasm to the very genteel 
 editor of the Court Plaster, who was one of 
 the guests. Standing in that plainly rich 
 parlor as the young and happy bridegroom, 
 with my precious darling on my arm, my 
 father close beside us, and the many givers 
 of the gifts thronging about us in a perfect 
 ecstasy of congratulation, I felt my lonely, 
 friendless past much more a dream than 
 ever, and deemed its wildest vision the 
 meeting with the poor old outcast and his 
 ragged little beggar girl in Rack-aud-Ruin 
 Row. 
 
 The wedding dinner over, and my young 
 wife donuing her travelling apparel for the 
 bridal tour before us, my father drew me 
 away from the brilliant company for a mo- 
 ment, to one of the open windows overlook- 
 ing the street. From thence I could see 
 the carriage waiting to convey April and 
 myself to the late Washington train, and I 
 said, — 
 
 " If you were only going with us, sir — " 
 
 " Ah, Avery, my son, you have one, now, 
 to go with you all through life and permit 
 you to want no other. In seeing you true 
 and tender to her, I shall realize my own 
 highest blessing as a father; for all these 
 forms and ceremonies have not made her 
 the more a child of mine than she has ever 
 been in my deepest afiections. She is the 
 purest, worthiest, noblest prize man ever 
 won for wife, and in yielding her to you I 
 have been permitted to really bless you as 
 son is rarely blessed. May God be with 
 you both." 
 
 "Best of fathei's!" I ejaculated, greatly 
 moved, " we love each other, I trust and 
 believe, with a love to end only with life ; 
 but if we needed another bond to make 
 surer our perfect unity of thought, feeling, 
 and aspiration, it would be found in the 
 great debt of life-long reverence aud affec- 
 tion we doubly owe to you. When, after a 
 few weeks, we return here again, it will be 
 to leave you no more ; to be your dutiful, 
 loving children indeed; and to know no 
 higher pleasure and privilege than those of 
 making you as happy as ourselves." 
 
 " God bless you both ! " 
 
 " He rvill bless us, sir, while we deserve 
 it by our filial truth ; and if we ever fail 
 in that, whether from thougiitlessuess or 
 iirnorance, you must tell us where we err. 
 To you — " 
 
 A sharp, crashing sound, as of an ex- 
 
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 299 
 
 plosion, cut short my sentence with a start, 
 and made us both look quickly across the 
 Park in the direction from whence it 
 apparently came. 
 
 He had been lurking about the front of 
 the house ever since the first lamp npon 
 the curb was lighted, and if passers-by 
 gave no heed to his stealthy, slouching 
 movements, it was becauap his tattered 
 clothes, rusty tangle of beard, and dismal 
 face, confounded him with the forlorn 
 mendicants who haunt ai-eas for broken 
 victuals. Prowling from the curb to the 
 foot of the white marble stoop; from the 
 latter to the end of the basement railing; 
 from there across the street, and then back 
 again, he seemed to be continually frightened 
 from his purpose, whatever it was, by the 
 passing of a woman, by the sound of a 
 wheel, by the flashing of a light from a 
 window many yards distant, — by any sound, 
 or form, or sight, of mortal watchfulness. 
 
 How his long, dingy, talon-like hands 
 worked all the time, whether shivering into 
 his mere rag-holes of pockets, or twitching 
 out again and picking at the jagged tufts 
 where buttons should have been ! How his 
 cracked lips moved, and sunken eyes flashed 
 about, each time he turned from the stoop 
 in guilty fear? Oh, for but a second when 
 foot would not fall, nor Avheel turn, nor 
 window stare with face or light, on that 
 short block ! 
 
 It came at last ; one infinitesimal point 
 of time when a hare would have seen or 
 heard nothing to startle her along the line 
 his eyes and ears watched; and in that 
 instant he was up on the iron balcony be- 
 fore the parlor windows, like a cat ; tearing 
 open a shutter, like a wolf tearing the 
 thatch of a winter fold ; and into the house, 
 like a thief. 
 
 In the cold darkness of the room he 
 stumbled upon a chair with a noise that 
 was thunder to his ears; and, while he 
 stood tliere holding his breath, the rats in 
 the wainscot were so many footsteps on the 
 carpet to answer the alarm. A pause long 
 enough to banish that terror, and then the 
 man softly felt his way past unseen tables 
 and sofas to the marble mantel-piece. 
 There he struck a match, shading it in his 
 hand until he could draw from his breast 
 and light one of those flat tin cans, stopped 
 with wick, which plumbers use. The pale 
 blue, dancing flame just made the room and 
 the man ghastly without dispensing radi- 
 ance enough to be seen from the street; 
 and, holding it before him, the stealthy 
 bearer lifted the heavy curtains hiding a 
 second room, and passed into the latter. 
 There he cautiously drew a table against 
 the drapery and placed the flaring can upon 
 it; the light still being too dim to shine 
 through the interstices of the blinds on the 
 farther windows, though clear enough to 
 reveal an iron bos, or safe, set in the wall 
 
 near by. Going close to the object thus 
 especially disclosed, and scrutinizing it 
 with great care, he seemed to be justified 
 thereby in some foregone idea; for, with 
 much more decision of manner, he gave 
 two quick nods of his head, drew a battered 
 powder-fiask, and a short, tin tube from 
 some place of concealment about his waist, 
 and, by the aid of the tube, proceeded to 
 pour the contents of the flask iuto the key- 
 hole of the safe. This curious task com- 
 pleted, and the stem of a fire-cracker in- 
 serted as a slow-match, the man repassed 
 the curtains into the front room again, and 
 peered through the shutters to the street. 
 
 The evening had grown darker and he 
 could not see distinctly if the opposite walk, 
 along the Park, was deserted ; but no sound 
 of steps or voices was audible, and he stole 
 swiftlj' back to his grim work. It took him 
 but a moment to apply the blazing can to 
 the end of the slow match, replace it on the 
 table, and go with a shambling run to a far 
 corner of the room. It took but another 
 moment for the charge to explode, with a 
 sharp, cracking report, shivering a great, 
 ragged hole in the iron door, and hurling 
 half a dozen bits of broken metal in as 
 many directions. 
 
 Uttering a strange, hoarse cry, the man 
 bounded forward toward the safe at the 
 sound, heedless that the can upon the table 
 had been struck by one of the fragments, 
 and its contents cast in a spray of liquid 
 flames upon the curtains. Grasping the 
 shattered door, on which a murky light now 
 flared through the smoke, he pulled it open 
 with one hand, while the other was thrust 
 eagerly within. 
 
 Papers ! papers ! dragged forth at random, 
 while the fire run up the curtain and spread 
 with merry speed upon the painted canvas 
 on the wall. Smoke could not suQ'ocate nor 
 fiame consume him until he had found what 
 he sought. 
 
 But the smoke, drawn by the draught, 
 went curling out through the broken street 
 window by which the incendiary had en- 
 tered ; and a chance-passer whom the noise 
 had stopped, and who now knew what to do 
 about it, bawled the one word, " Fire ! " 
 
 That devil's watchword of the night is 
 terrible when it cuts the ear in places where 
 the poor have their miserable homes ; and 
 falls upon the heart like a first stroke of 
 death where tricked and painted men and 
 women glorify folly in gaudy masquerade, 
 to throngs whom a single narrow hall, 
 or staircase, in flames, may consign to an 
 awful destruction ; but in the stately squares 
 of the rich it is only a I'allying cry of the 
 vulgar mob, and will scarcely cause one 
 well-bi"ed gentleman or lady to look from 
 the nearest window. So it was, that the 
 distinguished families of the block in which 
 this smoking building was an admired cor- 
 ner, did not compromise their gentility by 
 anj" flurried demonstration at casements and 
 doors when the cry was first uttered in their 
 neighborhood that night; but contented 
 
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 themselves for the nonce by languidly won- 
 dering what that crash could have been. Tlie 
 men of the streets heard it, though, with 
 less apathy, and came scudding across the 
 Park, and down the Avenue, and up from 
 Broadwaj', witli that same insatiable fiery 
 infatuation which, unrestrained by reason, 
 causes horses aud moths to plunge into the 
 flames in spite of all restraint. These, how- 
 ever, were not the uproarious spirits who 
 dash into blazing piles with Avatery serpents 
 that are forever sheddiug their skins and 
 overpowering the fiery dragon by their 
 mere power of tireless continuity. They 
 were the connoisseurs and dilettanti of con- 
 flagrations, who always arrive early to get 
 good places, and never think of such a thing 
 as checking a spectacle Avhich excites their 
 admiration and improves their critical abil- 
 ity in proportion to its extent. 
 
 Hence the first popular assemblage, be- 
 fore the windows of the burning parlors, 
 saw no immediate reason for interfering in 
 the matter; and were even exchanging noisy 
 congratulations upon the probability of a 
 spirited display presently, until the shutters 
 enclosing one of those same smoking win- 
 dows were suddenly dashed open, and a 
 goblin figure could be seen standing in the 
 murky ghire of the interior. It stretched 
 its head toward the crowd, threw up its 
 arms with a fierce crj', and seemed to run 
 back into the very heart of the fire. 
 
 " There's a man in there ! " 
 
 The shout was repeated by a dozen 
 tongues, with an energy quite different from 
 the reckless jesting of a moment before; 
 and now the unanimous roar of " Fire ! " 
 went up with such mighty earnestness that 
 it set the bells ringing, and brought all the 
 genteel families to their windows aud stoops 
 in sudden affright. None were now so eager 
 to have the l)ells clang louder, and the fire- 
 men hurry faster, as those who so recently 
 had thought only of the stirring sight ; but 
 precious minutes had been wasted ; and as 
 the red-shirted companies came thundei'ing 
 into the swa3-iug multitude, with their glit- 
 tering engines, colored lamps, and savage 
 clamor, the flames began to show at the 
 front sashes on the lower floor of the doomed 
 house in fitful tongues and spii'als. 
 
 It was at that moment, too, when a car- 
 riage, furiously driven, came up from tlie 
 direction of Broadway, and stopped nearly 
 opposite the scene of excitement. A gen- 
 tleman of fine appearance alighted there- 
 from, and seemed about to make his way 
 through the dense throng in the centre of 
 the street, when a man, who had appeared 
 near the carriage door simultaneously with 
 the stoppage of the vehicle, darted after 
 him, and placed a detaining hand on his 
 shoulder. 
 
 "Well, Mr. Ketchum," said the gentle- 
 man, turning at the touch, " what do you 
 wish ? " 
 
 " Sorry to say that I want you, Mr. 
 '\V3nnie," was the answer, in an undertone. 
 •'I'm appointed to take you for that IIo- 
 
 I boken affair, and I thought it might be 
 I pleasanter to have the thing done away 
 ' from your Broadway house. I knew you 
 would be there to-night, and, happening to 
 see this fire, — and give the alarm, too, — 
 before any one else did, I sent a messenger 
 post-haste to bring you. You've been away 
 for some time?" 
 
 "In Washington," was the sententious 
 reply. 
 
 "To be sure," said the detective, agree- 
 abl_y, at the same time linking arms with 
 him in the most friendly manner. " I 
 hadn't the least possible thought that you'd 
 given us the cut, although some people said 
 so. Pity to see that house over there going 
 so ! " 
 
 "Yes." 
 
 " It's likely to burn up a tiresome old 
 friend of yours, though, Mr. Wynne ; for if 
 my eyes are what they used to be, — aud 
 they were jolly sharp once, — I saw a man 
 come to one of those red-hot parlor win- 
 dows about five minutes ago ; and that man 
 was — Wolf." 
 
 " By the way, Ketchum," asked Plato 
 W3mne, as though he had heard only one 
 word, "where did you pick up that term, 
 'jolly?'" 
 
 "I think," returned the other, thrown 
 off his guard, "that I must have caught it 
 from an ofiicer from London, who worked 
 up a runaway-cashier case with me some 
 j'ears ago." 
 
 Mr. Ketchum had not more than cleared 
 his tongue of the last sjdlable, when, to his 
 unspeakable astonishment, he found himself 
 twisted swiftly around, aud thi'own against 
 the carriage with such violence that he slid 
 to the ground. 
 
 Like a strong swimmer the King of Dia- 
 monds plunged into the sea of heads and 
 shoulders, over which Lav a hot glare from 
 his own parlors ; sweeping fiercely from 
 before him successive waves of startled 
 men, and forcing his way in a nearly straight 
 line to the marble stoop of his house. As 
 he gained the street door in two bounds, 
 and placed a key in the latch, the firemen 
 called to him that tlie hall was in flames ; 
 but before the warning could be repeated, 
 he had disappeared from view, shutting the 
 door again behind him. 
 
 Something between a laugh and cheer 
 broke from the hundreds of eager specta- 
 tors and firemen who had witnessed the 
 incident, and an active figure in the helmet 
 of chief engineer was heard to say some- 
 thing very emphatic about " tlie real old 
 pluck," before overtopping all other noises 
 with a positively hideous roar through his 
 trumpet. Ordinaiy ears could detect sounds 
 of no known language in that roar; but 
 certain sophomore students of the Fire De- 
 partment were more skilled in trant;!ation, 
 and came driving through the illuminated 
 crowd with a long ladder on their red slioul- 
 ders. Up it went against the building, 
 Avhich now smoked ominously from every 
 stifled opening, despite the steady streams 
 
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 pouring into the lower story. Up it went, 
 seeming to tliose at a distance to raise its 
 slveleton lengtli by some independent power 
 of its own ; and, axe in hand, a sturdy 
 monkey in red shirt and leathern helmet 
 mounted the frail steps with surprising 
 agility, and dashed open the blinds of an 
 upper window at one wrenching blow. The 
 gush of dense smoke and bits of glass which 
 followed made the invader retire hastily 
 down half a dozen rungs into the very arms 
 of two likenesses of himself coming after 
 him with hose ; and while the three paused 
 in momentary indecision, the window grew 
 luminous and a frightful form peered down 
 at them from the sill. 
 
 "There he is again!" rose in a hoarse 
 scream from the surging and shining mob 
 below. 
 
 The goblin shouted, shook his fist, and 
 waved defiance with a handful of papers. 
 He even strove to push the ladder from its 
 place, and was showering incoherent curses 
 on the paralyzed climbers, when another 
 dark figure suddenly sprang upon him from 
 within, and the two were seen grappling and 
 struggling in the light of the flames at their 
 very elbows. 
 
 For a moment, dead silence and inaction 
 fell upon the astounded lookers-on, the un- 
 natural horror of the spectacle clogging 
 every tongue and nerve. Then, with the 
 howl of a tempest unleashed, hundreds of 
 daring spirits rushed toward the ladder. 
 
 " One hundred dollars to the man who 
 brings Plato Wynne out of that house alive !" 
 cried one who wore the dress of a citizen, 
 but mingled frantically with the foremost 
 of the ladder-men. 
 
 " The second one is Plato Wynne, boys ! " 
 resounded the chorus, and a score of firemen 
 clung to the ladder. 
 
 But, with a muffled burst, torrents of 
 flame answered the cry, from every window 
 above their heads, and even shot above the 
 roof. Down stumbled the climbers, one 
 over another, like singed flies, the thunder 
 of a falling floor and a storm of blazing 
 flakes accompanying their flight. 
 
 The scene and actors of that infernal 
 death-struggle seemed to have been swal- 
 lowed-up in one great flash of destruction. 
 With one of those instantaneous, awful 
 changes which the demon of Fire so loves 
 to produce, the entire edifice flamed over 
 its whole front in a moment, bathing street, 
 and park, and men, and clouds in a flood of 
 shapeless radiance. 
 
 It shone fiir across the park upon the car- 
 riages into which a wedding-party were just 
 stepping ; it glared in the thoughtful face of 
 a chief engineer, who believed that he had 
 once done good service to the son of the 
 man who called that house his home, and 
 never dreamed of the strange explanation 
 yet to come to him and his Milly, accom- 
 panied by a present worth having. And it 
 was destined to be the death-light of a silent, 
 fair-haired woman, far away in a convent 
 of Canada, long after its avenging fire had 
 all gone out. 
 
 Gone out,— and His unshriven, daring soul 
 gone with it ! Gone out, — like the last re- 
 bellious flames of sunset from the black 
 city of the storm, when the deflant ship no 
 longer battles with engulfing fate, and 
 darkness crouches to the guilty bosom of 
 the deep. 
 
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