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Digitized by the Internet Archive in 2008 with funding from IVIicrosoft Corporation http://www.archive.org/details/cashelbyronsprofOOshawrich CASHEL BYRON'S PROFESSION, PROLOGUE. I. MoNCRiEF House, Panley Common. Scholastic establishment for the sons of gentlemen, &c. Panley Common, viewed from the back windows of Moncrief House, is a tract of grass, furze, and rushes, stretching away to the western horizon. One wet spring afternoon the sky was full of broken clouds, and the common was swept by their shadows, between which patches of green and yellow gorse were bright in the broken sunlight. The hills to the northward were obscured by a heavy shower,, traces of which were drying off the slates of the school, a square white building, formerly a gentleman's country house. In front of it was a well-kept lawn with a few dipt holly trees. At the rear, quarter of an acre of land was enclosed for the use of the boys. Strollers on the common could hear, at certain hours, a hubbub of voices and racing footsteps from within the boundary wall. Sometimes, when the strollers were boys themselves, they climbed to the coping, and saw on the other side a piece of common trampled bare and brown, with a few square yards of concrete, so worn into hollows as to be unfit for its original use as a ball alley. Also a long shed, a pump, a door defaced by innu- merable incised inscriptions, the back of the house in much worse repair than the front, and about fifty boys in tailless jackets and broad turned-down collars. When the fifty boys perceived a stranger on the wall, they rushed to the spot with a wild halloo ; overwhelmed him with insult and defiance ; and dislodged him by a volley of clods, stones, lumps of bread, and such other projectiles as were at hand. On this rainy spring afternoon, a brougham stood at the door of Moncrief House. The coachman, enveloped in a white india-rubber coat, was bestirring himself a little after the recent shower. Withindoors, in the drawing-room. Dr. Moncrief was conversing with a stately lady aged about thirty-five, elegantly dressed, of attractive manner, and only falling short of absolute beauty in her complexion, which was deficient in freshness. "No progress whatever, I am sorry to say," the doctor was remarking. B 2 CASHBL BYRON'S PROFESSION. ♦' That is very disappointing," said the lady, contracting her brows. " It is natural that you should feel disappointed," replied the doctor. ** I would myself earnestly advise you to try the effect of placing him at some other — " The doctor stopped. The lady's face had lit up with a wonderful smile ; and she had raised her hand with a bewitching gesture of protest. " Oh no. Dr. Moncrief," she said. ** I am not disappointed with you ; but I am all the more angry with Cashel because I know that if he makes no progress with you, it must be his own fault. As to taking him away, that is out of the question. I should not have a moment's peace if he were out of your care. I will speak to him very seriously about his conduct before I leave to-day. You will give him another trial, will you not ? " " Certainly. With the greatest pleasure," exclaimed the doctor, ■confusing himself by an inept attempt at gallantry. " He shall stay as long as you please. But " — here the doctor became grave again — " you cannot too strongly urge upon him the importance of hard work at the present time, which may be said to be the turning point of his career as a student. He is now nearly seven- teen ; and he has so little inclination for study that I doubt whether he could pass the examination necessary to entering one of the universities. You probably wish him to take a degree before he chooses a profession." ** Yes, of course," said the lady vaguely, evidently assenting to the doctor's remark rather than expressing a conviction of her own. ** What profession would you advise for him ? You know so much better than I." " Hum ! " said Dr. Moncrief, puzzled. *' That would doubtless ■depend to some extent on his own taste — " •' Not at all," said the lady, interrupting him with vivacity. ^' What does he know about the world, poor boy ? His own taste is sure to be something ridiculous. Very likely he would want to go on the stage, like me." " Oh ! Then you would not encourage any tendency of that sort?" " Most decidedly not. I hope he has no such idea." " Not that I am aware of. He shows so little ambition to excel in any particular branch that I should say his choice of a pro- fession may be best determined by his parents. I am, of course, ignorant whether his relatives possess influence likely to be of use to him. That is often the chief point to be considered, particularly in cases like your son's, where no special aptitude manifests itself." *' I am the only relative he ever had, poor fellow," said the lady, with a pensive smile. Then, seeing an expression of astonishment •on the doctor's face, she added quickly, " They are all dead." *' Dear me ! " *• However," she continued, " I have no doubt I can make plenty of interest for him. But it is difficult to get anything now-a-days without passing competitive examinations. He really must work. If he is lazy he ought to be punished." The doctor looked perplexed. "The fact is," he said, "your son can hardly be dealt with as a child any longer. He is still PROLOGUE. 3 quite a boy in his habits and ideas ; but physically he is rapidly springing up into a young man. That reminds me of another point on which I will ask you to speak earnestly to him. I must tell you that he has attained some distinction among his school- fellows here as an athlete. Within due bounds I do not discourage bodily exercises : they are a recognized part of our system. But I am sorry to say that Cashel has not escaped that tendency to violence which sometimes results from the possession of unusual strength and dexterity. He actually fought with one of the village youths in the main street of Panley some months ago. The matter did not come to my ears immediately ; and, when it did, I allowed it to pass unnoticed, as he had interfered, it seems,to pro- tect one of the smaller boys. Unfortunately, he was guilty of a much more serious fault a little later. He and a companion of his had obtained leave from me to walk to Panley Abbey together. T after- wards found that their real object was to witness a prizefight that took place— illegally, of course — on the common. Apart from the deception practised, I think the taste they betrayed a dangerous one ; and I felt bound to punish them by a severe im- position, and restriction to the grounds for six weeks. I do not hold, however, that everything has been done in these cases when a boy has been punished. I set a high value on a mother's in- fluence for softening the natural roughness of boys." " I dont think he minds what I say to him in the least," said the lady, with a sympathetic air, as if she pitied the doctor in a matter that chiefly concerned him. ** I will speak to him about it, of course. Fighting is an unbearable habit. His father's people were always fighting ; and they never did any good in the world." " If you will be so kind. There are just the three points : the necessity for greater — much greater — application to his studies ; a word to him on the subject of rough habits ; and to sound him as to his choice of a career. I agree with you in not attaching much importance to his ideas on that subject as yet. Still, even a boyish fancy may be turned to account in rousing the energies of a lad." '* Quite so," assented the lady. " I will certainly give him a lecture." The doctor looked at her mistrustfully, thinking perhaps that she herself would be the better for a lecture on her duties as a mother. But he did not dare to tell her so : indeed, having a prejudice to the effect that actresses were deficient in natural feeling, he doubted the use of daring. He also feared that the subject of her son was beginning to bore her ; and, though a doctor of divinity, he was as reluctant as other men to be found wanting in address by a pretty woman. So he rang the bell, and bade the servant send Master Cashel Byron. Presently a door was heard to open below ; and a buzz of distant voices became audible. The doctor fidgeted and tried to think of something to say ; but his invention failed him : he sat in silence whilst the inarticulate buzz rose into a shouting of " By-ron ! " " Cash ! " the latter cry imitated from the summons usually addressed to cashiers in haberdashers' shops. Finally there was a piercing yell of " Mam-ma-a-a-a-ah ! '' apparently in explanation of the demand for Byron's attendance in the drawing- room. The doctor reddened. Mrs. Byron smiled. Then the B 2 4 CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. door below closed, shutting out the tumult ; and footsteps were heard on the stairs. " Come in," cried the doctor encouragingly. Master Cashel Byron entered blushing ; made his way awkwardly to his mother ; and kissed the critical expression which was on her upturned face as she examined his appearance. Being only seventeen, he had not yet acquired a taste for kissing. He in- expertly gave Mrs. Byron quite a shock by the collision of their teeth. Conscious of the failure, he drew himself upright, and tried to hide his hands, which were exceedingly dirty, in the scanty folds of his jacket. He was a well grown youth, with neck and shoulders already strongly formed, and short auburn hair curling in little rings close to his scalp. He had blue eyes, and an ex- pression of boyish good humour, which, however, did not convey any assurance of good temper. " How do you do, Cashel ? " said Mrs. Byron, in a queenly manner, after a prolonged look at him. *' Very well, thanks," said he, grinning and avoiding her eye. " Sit down, Byron," said the doctor. Byron suddenly forgot how to sit down, and looked irresolutely from one chair to another. The doctor made a brief excuse, and left the room ; much to the relief of his pupil. " You have grown greatly, Cashel. And I am afraid you are very awkward." Cashel coloured and looked gloomy. *• I do not know what to do with you," continued Mrs. Byron. '* Dr. Moncrief tells me that you are very idle and rough." " I am not," said Cashel sulkily. " It is bee — " "There is no use in contradicting me in that fashion," said Mrs. Byron, interrupting him sharply. " I am sure that whatever Dr. Moncrief says is perfectly true." " He is always talking hke that," said Cashel plaintively. " I cant learn Latin and Greek ; and I dont see what good they are. I work as hard as any of the rest— except the regular stews perhaps. As to my being rough, that is all because I was out one vlay with Gully Molesworth ; and we saw a crowd on the common ; and when we went to see what was up it was two men fighting. It wasnt our fault that they came there to fight." " Yes : I have no doubt that you have fifty good excuses, Cashel. But I will not allow any fighting ; and you really must work harder. Do you ever think of how hard / have to work to pay Dr. Moncrief one hundred and twenty pounds a year for you ? " " I work as hard as I can. Old Moncrief seems to think that a fellow ought to do nothing else from morning *til night but write Latin verses. Tatham, that the doctor thinks such a genius, does all his constering from cribs. If I had a crib I could conster as well — very likely better." "You are very idle, Cashel: I am sure of that. It is too pro- voking to throw away so much money every year for nothing. Besides, you must soon be thinking of a profession." " I shall go into the army," said Cashel. " It is the only pro- fession for a gentleman." Mrs. Byron looked at him for a moment as if amazed at PROLOGUE. 5 his presumption. But she checked herself and only said, *' I am afraid you will have to choose some less expensive profession than that. Besides, you would have to pass an examination to enable you to enter the army; and how can you do that unless you study?" " Oh, I shall do that all right enough when the time comes." " Dear, dear ! You are beginning to speak so coarsely, Cashel. After all the pains I took with you at home ! " " I speak the same as other people," he replied sullenly. ** I dont see the use of being so jolly particular over every syllable. I used to have to stand no end of chaff about my way of speaking. The fellows here know all about you, of course." " All about me ? " repeated Mrs. Byron, looking at him curiously. ♦'All about your being on the stage, I mean," said Cashel. ■" You complain of my fighting ; but I should have a precious bad time of it if I didnt lick the chaff out of som^ of them." Mrs. Byron smiled doubtfully to herself, and remained silent and thoughtful for a moment. Then she rose and said, glancing at the weather, " I must go now, Cashel, before another shower begins. And do, pray, try to learn something, and to polish your manners a little. You will have to go to Cambridge soon, you know." ♦♦ Cambridge ! " exclaimed Cashel, excited. ♦• When, mamma ? When ? " *' Oh, I dont know. Not yet. As soon as Dr. Moncrief says you are fit to go." *• That will be long enough," said Cashel, much dejected by this reply. ♦' He will not turn £120 a year out of doors in a hurry. He kept big Inglis here until he was past twenty. Look here, mamma : might I go at the end of this half? I feel sure I should do better at Cambridge than here." ♦* Nonsense," said Mrs. Byron decidedly. ** I do not expect to have to take you away from Dr. Moncrief for the next eighteen months at least, and not then unless you work properly. Now dont grumble, Cashel : you annoy me exceedingly when you do. I am sorry I mentioned Cambridge to you." " I would rather go to some other school, then," said Cashel ruefully. " Old Moncrief is so awfully down on me." " You only want to leave because you are expected to work here ; and that is the very reason I wish you to stay." Cashel made no reply ; but his face darkened ominously. " I have a word to say to the doctor before I go," she added, re- seating herself. "You may return to your play now. Good-bye, Cashel." And she again raised her face to be kissed. " Good-bye," said Cashel huskily as he turned towards the door, pretending that he had not noticed her action. '♦ Cashel !" she said, with emphatic surprise. ♦' Are you sulky ?" *• No," he retorted angrily. ♦' I havent said anything. I suppose my manners are not good enough. I'm very sorry ; but I cant help it." " Very well," said Mrs. Byron firmly. " You can go, Cashel. I am not pleased with you." Cashel walked out of the room and slammed the door. At the CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. foot of the staircase he was stopped by a boy about a year younger than himself, who accosted him eagerly. •* How much did she give you ? " he whispered. " Not a halfpenny," replied Cashel, grinding his teeth. ** Oh, I say ! " exclaimed the other, much disappointed. •• That was beastly mean." " She's as mean as she can be," said Cashel. " It's all old Monkey's fault. He has been cramming her with lies about me. But she's just as bad as he is. I tell you, Gully, I hate my mother.' " Oh, come ! " said Gully, shocked. " That's a little too strong, old chap. But she certainly ought to have stood something." " I dont know what you intend to do, Gully ; but I mean to bolt. If she thinks I am going to stick here for the next two years» she is jolly much mistaken." '* It would be an awful lark to bolt," said Gully with a chuckle. '* But," he added seriously, " if you really mean it ; by George, I'll go too ! Wilson has just given me a thousand lines ; and I'll be hanged if I do them." ** Gully," said Cashel, his eyes sparkling: " I should like to see one of those chaps we saw on the common pitch into the doctor — get him on the ropes, you know." Gully's mouth watered. " Yes," he said breathlessly ; " particu- larly the fellow they called the Fibber. Just one round would be enough for the old beggar. Let's come out into the playground : 1 shall catch it if I am found here." II. That night there was just sufficient light struggling through the clouds to make Pauley Common visible as a black expans^, against the lightest tone of which a piece of ebony would have appeared pale. Not a human being was stirring within a mile of Moncrief House, the chimneys of which, ghostly white on the side next the moon, threw long shadows on the silver-grey slates. The stillness had just been broken by the stroke of a quarter past twelve from a distant church tower, when, from the obscurity of one of these chimney shadows, a head emerged. It belonged to a boy, whose body presently wriggled through an open skylight. When his shoulders were through, he turned himself face upwards, seized the miniature gable in which the skylight was set, drew himself completely out ; and made his way stealthily down to the parapet. He was immediately followed by another boy. The door of Moncrief House was at the left hand corner of the front, and was surmounted by a tall porch, the top of which was flat and could be used as a balcony. A wall, of the same height as the porch, connected the house front with the boundary wall, and formed part of the inclosure of a fruit garden which lay at the side of the house between the lawn and the playground. When the two boys had crept along the parapet to a point directly above the porch, they stopped, and each lowered a pair of boots to the balcony by means of fishing lines. When the boots were safely PROLOGUE. 7 landed, their owners let the lines drop, and re-entered the house by another skylight. A minute elapsed. Then they reappeared on the top of the porch, having come out through the window to which it served as a balcony. Here they put on their boots, and stept on to the wall of the fruit garden. As they crawled along it, the hindmost boy whispered, ** I say, Cashy.*" •* Shut up, will you," replied the other under his breath.. " What's wrong ? " " I should like to have one more go at old mother Moncriefs pear tree : that's all." " There are no pears on it at this season, you fool." " I know. This is the last time we shall go this road, Cashy. Usent it to be a lark ? Eh ? " '* If you dont shut up, it wont be the last time ; for you'll be caught. Now for it." Cashel had reached the outer wall, and he finished his sentence ])y dropping from it to the common. Gully held his breath for some moments after the noise made by his companion's striking I tie ground. Then he demanded in a whisper whether all was right. " Yes," returned Cashel impatiently. " Drop as soft as you can." Gully obeyed ; and was so careful lest his descent should shake the earth and awake the doctor, that his feet shrank from the con- cussion. He alighted in a sitting posture, and remained there, looking up at Cashel with a stunned expression. " Crikey ! " he ejaculated presently. " That was a buster." *' Get up, I tell you," said Cashel. " I never saw such a jolly ass as you are. Here, up with you ! Have you got your wind back ? " " I should think so. Bet you twopence I'll be first at the cross roads. I say: let's pull the bell at the front gate and give an awful yell before we start. They'll never catch us." "Yes," said Cashel ironically: " I fancy I see mysslf doing it,, or you either. Now then. One, two, three, and away." They ran off together, and reached the cross roads about eight minutes later : Gully completely out of breath, and Cashel nearly so. Here, according to their plan, Gully was to take the north road and run to Scotland, where he felt sure that his uncle's gamekeeper would hide him. Cashel was to go to sea, where, he argued, he could, if his affairs became desperate, turn pirate, and achieve eminence in that profession by adding a chivalrous humanity to the ruder virtues for which it is already famous. Cashel waited until Gully had recovered from his race. Then he said, ** Now, old fellow. We've got to separate." Gully, thus confronted with the lonely realities of his scheme,. did not like the prospect. After a moments reflection he exclaimed, " Damme, old chap, but I'll come with you. Scotland may go and be hanged." But Cashel, being the stronger of the two, was as anxious to get rid of Gully as Gully was to cling to him. " No," he said ; '^ I'm going to rough it ; and you wouldnt be able for that. You're not 8 CASHEL BYRON'S PROFESSION. Strong enough for a sea life. Why, man, those sailor fellows are as hard as nails ; and even they can hardly stand it." " Well, then, do you come with me," urged Gully. ** My uncle's gamekeeper wont mind. He's a jolly good sort ; and we shall have no end of shooting." •* That's all very well for you, Gully ; but I dont know your uncle ; and I'm not going to put myself under a compliment to his gamekeeper. Besides, we should riin too much risk of beingr caught if we went through the country together. Of course I should be only too glad if we could stick to one another ; but it wouldnt do : I feel certain we should be nabbed. Goodbye." " But wait a minute," pleaded Gully. •' Suppose they do try to catch us : we shall have a better chance against them if there are two of us." " Stuff! " said Cashel. ** That's all boyish nonsense. There will be at least six policemen sent after us ; and even if I did my very best, I could barely lick two if they came on together. And you would hardly be able for one. You just keep moving, and dont go near any railway station ; and you will get to Scotland all safe enough. Look here : we have wasted five minutes already. 1 have got my wind now ; and I must be off. Goodbye." Gully disdained to press his company on Cashel any further. " Goodbye," he said, mournfully shaking his hand. *• Success, old chap." " Success," echoed Cashel, grasping Gully's hand with a pang of remorse for leaving him. *' I'll write to you as soon as I have anything to tell you. I may be some months, you know, before I get regularly settled." He gave Gully a final squeeze, released him, and darted off along the road leading to Pauley Village. Gully looked after him for a moment, and then ran away Scotland wards. Pauley Village consisted of a High Street, with an old fashioned inn at one eud, a modern railway station and bridge at the other, and a pump and pound midway between. Cashel stood for a while in the shadow under the bridge before venturing along the broad moonlit street. Seeing no one, he stepped out at a brisk walking pace ; for he had by this time reflected that it was not possible to run all the way to the Spanish main. There was, however, another person stirring in the village besides Cashel. This was Mr. Wilson, Dr. Moncriefs professor of mathematics, who was returning from a visit to the theatre. Mr. Wilson had an impres- sion that theatres were wicked places, to be visited by respectable men only on rare occasions and by stealth. The only plays he went openly to witness were those of Shakspere ; and his favourite was " As you like it " : Rosalind in tights having an attraction for him which he missed in Lady Macbeth in petticoats. On this evening he had seen Rosalind impersonated by a famous actress^ who had come to a neighbouring town on a starring tour. After the performance he had returned to Panley, supped there with a friend, and was now making his way back to Moncrief House, of which he had been entrusted with the key. He was in a frame of mind favourable for the capture of a runaway boy. An habitual delight in being too clever for his pupils, fostered by PROLOGUE. 5 frequently overreaching them in mathematics, was just now stimu- lated by the effect of a liberal supper and the roguish consciousness of having been to the play. He saw and recognized Cashel as he approached the village pound. Understanding the situation at once, he hid behind the pump, waited until the unsuspecting truant was passing within arm's length, and then stepped out and seized him by the collar of his jacket. ** Well, sir," he said. ** What are you doing here at this hour ? Eh ? " Cashel, scared and white, looked up at him, and could not answer a word. " Come along with me," said Wilson sternly. Cashel suffered himself to be led for some twenty yards. Then he stopped and burst into tears. " There is no use in my going back," he said sobbing. *' I have never done any good there. I can't go back." " Indeed," said Wilson, with magisterial sarcasm. *' We shall try to make you do better in future." And he forced the fugitive to resume his march. Cashel, bitterly humiliated by his own tears, and exasperated by a certain cold triumph which his captor evinced on witnessing them, did not go many steps further without protest. " You neednt hold me," he said angrily : " I can walk without being held." The master tightened his grasp and pushed his captive forward. *' I wont run away, sir," said Cashel more humbly, shedding fresh tears. " Please let me go," he added in a suffocated voice, trying to turn his face towards his captor. But Wilson twisted him back again, and urged him still onward. Cashel cried out passionately, " Let me go," and struggled to break loose. " Come, come, Byron," said the master, controlling him with a broad strong hand ; ** none of your nonsense, sir." Then Cashel suddenly slipped out of his jacket, turned on Wilson, and struck up at him savagely with his right fist. The master received the blow just beside the point of his chin ; and his eyes seemed to Cashel to roll up and fall back into his head with the shock. He drooped forward for a moment, and fell in a heap face downwards. Cashel recoiled, wringing his hand to relieve the tingling of his knuckles, and terrified by the thought that he had committed murder. But Wilson presently moved and dispelled that misgiving. Some of Cashel's fury returned as he shook his fist at his prostrate adversary, and, exclaiming, " You wont bra.o; much of having seen me cry," wrenched the jacket from him with unnecessary violence, and darted away at full speed. Mr. Wilson, though he was soon conscious and able to rise, did not feel disposed to stir for a long time. He began to moan, with a dazed faith that someone would eventually come to him with sympathy and assistance. Five minutes elapsed, and brought nothing but increased cold and pain. It occurred to him that if the police found him they would suppose him to be drunk ; also that it was his duty to go to them and give the alarm. He rose, and, after a struggle with dizziness and nausea, concluded that his most pressing duty was to get to bed, and leave Dr. Moncrief to recapture his ruffianly pupil as best he could. 10 CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. Accordingly, at half-past one o'clock, the doctor was roused by a knocking at his chamber-door, outside which he presently found his professor of mathematics, bruised, muddy, and apparently inebriated. Five minutes elapsed before Wilson could get his principal's mind on the right track. Then the boys were awakened and the roll called. Byron and Molesworth were reported absent. No one had seen them go : no one had the least suspicion of how they had got out of the house. One little boy mentioned the skylight ; but, observing a threatening expression on the faces of a few of the bigger boys, who were fond of fruit, he did not press his suggestion, and submitted to be snubbed by the doctor for having made it. It was nearly three o'clock before the alarm reached the village, where the authorities tacitly declined to trouble themselves about it until morning. The doctor, convinced that the lad had gone to his mother, did not believe that any search was necessary, and contented himself with writing a note to Mrs. Byron describing the attack on Mr. Wilson, and expressing regret that no proposal having for its object the readmission of Master Byron to the academy could be entertained. The pursuit was now directed entirely after Molesworth, as it was plain, from Mr. Wilson's narrative, that he had separated from Cashel outside Panley. Information was soon forthcoming. Peasants in all parts of the country had seen, they said, " a lad that might be him." The search lasted until five o'clock next afternoon, when it was rendered superfluous by the appearance of (jully in person, footsore and repentant. After parting from Cashel ,ind walking two miles, he had lost heart and turned back. Half way to the cross roads he had reproached himself with cowardice, and resumed his flight. This time he placed eight miles betwixt himself and Moncrief House. Then he left the road to make a short cut through a plantation, and went astray. After wandering until morning, thinking dejectedly of the story of the babes in the wood, he saw a woman working in a field, and asked her the shortest way to Scotland. She had never heard of Scotland ; and when he asked the way to Panley, she lost patience and threatened to set her dog at him. This discouraged him so much that he was afraid to speak to the other strangers whom he met. Having the sun as a compass, he oscillated between Scotland and Panley according to the fluctuation of his courage. At last he yielded to hunger, fatigue, and loneliness ; devoted his remaining energy to the task of getting back to school ; struck the common at last ; and hastened to surrender himself to the doctor, who menaced him with immediate expulsion. Gully was greatly concerned at the prospect of being compelled to leave the place he had just run away from ; and earnestly begged the doctor to give him an- other chance. His prayer was granted. After a prolonged lecture, the doctor, in consideration of the facts that Gully had been seduced by the example of a desperate associate, that he had proved the sincerity of his repentance by coming back of his own accord, and had not been accessory to the concussion of the brain from which Mr. Wilson supposed himself to be suffering, accepted his promise of amendment and gave him a free pardon. It should be added that Gully kept his promise, and, being now the oldest PROLOGUE. II pupil, graced his position by becoming a moderately studious, and, on occasion, even a sensible lad. Meanwhile, Mrs. Byron, not suspecting the importance of the doctor's note, and happening to be in a hurry when it arrived, laid it by unopened, intending to read it at her leisure. She would have forgotten it altogether but for a second note which came two days later, requesting some acknowledgment of the previous com- munication. On learning the truth she immediately drove to Moncrief House, and there abused the doctor as he had never been abused in his life before ; after which she begged his pardon, and implored him to assist her to recover her darling boy. When he suggested that she should offer a reward for information and capture, she indignantly refused to spend a farthing on the little ingrate ; wept and accused herself of having driven him away by her unkindness ; stormed and accused the doctor of having treated him harshly ; and finally said that she would give £ioo to have him back, but that she would never speak to him again. The doctor promised to undertake the search, and would have promised anything to get rid of his visitor. A reward of £50 was offered. But whether the fear of falling into the clutches of the law for murderous assault stimulated Cashel to extraordinary precaution, or whether he had contrived to leave the country in the four days which elapsed between his flight and the offer of the reward, the doctor's efforts were unsuccessful ; and he had to confess their failure to Mrs. Byron. She agreeably surprised him by writing a pleasant letter to the effect that it was very provoking, and that she could never thank him sufficiently for all the trouble he had taken. And so the matter dropped. Long after that generation of scholars had passed away from Moncrief House, the name of Cashel Byron was remembered there as that of a hero who, after many fabulous exploits, had licked a master and bolted to the Spanish main. HI. There was at this time in the city of Melbourne, in Australia, a wooden building, above the door of which was a board in- scribed GYMNASIUM AND SCHOOL OF ARMS. In the long narrow entry hung a framed manuscript which set forth that Ned Skene, ex-champion of England and the Colonies, was to be heard of within daily by gentlemen desirous of becoming proficient in the art of self-defence. Also the terms on which Mrs. Skene, assisted by a competent staff of professors, would give lessons in dancing, deportment, and calisthenics. One evening a man sat smoking on a common wooden chair out- side the door of this establishment. On the ground beside him were some tin tacks and a hammer, with which he had just nailed to the doorpost a card on which was written in a woman's hand- writing: '* Wanted, a male attendant who can keep accounts. Inquire within.'' The smoker was a powerful man, with a thick neck that swelled out beneath his broad flat ear lobes. He had small eyes, and large teeth over which his lips were slightly parted in a good- 12 CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. humoured but cunning smile. His hair was black and close cut ; his skin indurated ; and the bridge of his nose smashed level with his face. The tip, however, was uninjured. It was squab and glossy, and, by p^iving the whole feature an air of being on the point of expanding to its original shape, produced a snubbed expression which relieved the otherwise formidable aspect of the man, and recommended him as probably a modest and affable fellow when sober and unprovoked. He seemed about fifty years of age, and was clad in a straw hat and a suit of white linen. He had just finished his pipe when a youth stopped to read the card on the doorpost. This youth was attired in a coarse sailor's jersey and a pair of grey tweed trousers whicli he had con- siderably outgrown. •' Looking for a job ? " inquired the ex-champion of England and the Colonies. The youth blushed and replied, " Yes. I should like to get some- thing to do." Mr. Skene stared at him with stern curiosity. His professional pursuits had familiarized him with the manners and speech of English gentlemen ; and he immediately recognized the shabby sailor lad as one of that class. ' ** Perhaps you're a scholar," said the prizefighter, after a moment's reflection. '* I have been at school ; but I didnt learn much there," replied the youth. " I think I could book-keep by double entry," he added, glancing at the card. " Double entry ! What's that ? " " It's the way merchants' books are kept. It is called so because everything is entered twice over." •' Ah ! " said Skene, unfavourably impressed by the system : •* once is enough for me. What's your weight ? " " I dont know," said the lad with a grin. " Not know your own weight ! " exclaimed Skene. ** That aint the way to get on in life." ** I havent been weighed since I was in England," said the other, beginning to get the better of his shyness. " I was eight stone four then ; so you see I am only a light weight." " And what do you know about light weights ? Perhaps, being so well educated, you know how to fight. Eh ? " " I dont think I could fight you," said the youth, with another grin. Skene chuckled ; and the stranger, with boyish communi- cativeness, gave him an account of a real fight (meaning apparentl}- one between professional pugilists) which he had seen in England. He went on to describe how he had himself knocked down a master with one blow when running away from school. Skene received this sceptically, and cross-examined the narrator as to the manner and effect of the blow, with the result of convincing himself that the story was true. At the end of quarter of an hour, the lad had commended himself so favourably by his conversation that the champion took him into the gymnasium, weighed him, measured him, and finally handed him a pair of boxing gloves and invited him to show what he was made of. The youth, though PROLOGUE. impressed by the prizefighter's attitude with a hopeless sense of the impossibility of reaching him, rushed boldly at him several times, knocking his face on each occasion against Skene's left fist, which seemed to be ubiquitous, and to have the property of imparting the consistency of iron to padded leather. At last the novice directed a frantic assault at the champion's nose, rising on his toes in his excitement as he did so. Skene struck up the blow with his right arm ; and the impetuous youth spun and stumbled away until he fell supine in a corner, rapping his head smartly on the floor at the same time. He rose with unabated cheerfulness and offered to continue the combat ; but Skene declined any further exercise just then, and, much pleased with his novice's game, promised to give him a scientific education and make a man of him. The champion now sent for his wife, whom he revered as a pre-eminently sensible and well mannered woman. The new comer could see in her only a ridiculous dancing mistress ; but he treated her with great deference, and thereby improved the favourable opinion which Skene had already formed of him. He related to her how, after running away from school, he had made his way to Liverpool ; gone to the docks ; and contrived to hide himself on board a ship bound for Australia. Also how he had suffered severely from hunger and thirst before he discovered himself ; and how, notwithstanding his unpopular position as stowaway, he had been fairly treated as soon as he had shown that he was willing to work. And in proof that he was still willing, and had profited by his maritime experience, he offered to sweep the floor of the gymnasium then and there. This proposal con- vinced the Skenes, who had listened to his story like children listening to a fairy tale, that he was not too much of a gentleman to do rough work ; and it was presently arranged that he should thenceforth board and lodge with them, have five shillings a week for pocket money, and be man of all work, servant, gymnasium attendant, clerk, and apprentice to the ex-champion of England and the Colonies. He soon found his bargain no easy one. The gymnasium was open from nine in the morning until eleven at night ; and the athletic gentlemen who came there not only ordered him about without ceremony, but varied the monotony of being set at naught by the invincible Skene by practising what he taught them on the person of his apprentice, whom they pounded with great relish, and threw backwards, forwards, and over their shoulders as though he had been but a senseless effigy, provided for that pur- pose. Meanwhile the champion looked on and laughed, being too lazy to redeem his promise of teaching the novice to defend him- self. The latter, however, watched the lessons which he saw daily given to others ; and, before the end of a month, he so completely turned the tables on the amateur pugilists of Melbourne that Skene one day took occasion to remark that he was growing uncommon clever, but that gentlemen liked to be played easy with, and that he should be careful not to knock them about too much. Besides these bodily exertions, he had to keep account of gloves and foils sold and bought, and of the fees due both to Mr. and Mrs. 14 CASHEL BYRON'S PROFESSION, Skene. This was the most irksome part of his duty ; for he wrote a large schoolboy hand, and was not quick at figures. When he at last began to assist his master in giving lessons, the accounts had fallen into arrear ; and Mrs. Skene had to resume her former care of them : a circumstance which gratified her husband, who regarded it as a fresh triumph of her superior in- telligence. Then a Chinaman was engaged to do the more menial work of the establishment. " Skene's Novice," as he was now generally called, was elevated to the rank of assistant professor to the champion, and became a person of some consequence in the gymnasium. He had been there more than nine months, and had developed from an active youth into an athletic young man of eighteen, when an important conversation took place between him and his prin- cipal. It was evening ; and the only persons in the gymnasium were Ned Skene, who sat smoking at his ease with his coat off, and the novice, who had just come downstairs from his bedroom, where he had been preparing for a visit to the theatre. '♦ Well, my gentleman," said Skene mockingly : ** you're a fancy man, you are. Gloves, too ! They're too small for you. Dont vou get hittin' nobody with them on, or you'll mebbe sprain your wrist." ** Not much fear of that," said the novice, looking at his watch, and, finding that he had some minutes to spare, sittmg down oppo- site Skene. ** No," assented the champion. " When you rise to be a regular professional, you wont care to spar with nobody without you're well paid for it." ** I may say I am in the profession already. You dont call me an amateur, do you?" "Oh no," said Skene soothingly: "not so bad as that. But mind you, my boy, I dont call no man a fighting man what aint been in the ring. You're a sparrer, and a clever, pretty sparrer ; but sparring aint the real thing. Some day, please God, we'll make up a little match for you, and show what you can do without the gloves." " I would just as soon have the gloves oflf as on," said the novice, a little sulkily. " That's because you have a heart as big as a lion," said Skene, patting him on the shoulder. But the novice, who was accustomed to hear his master pay the same compliment to his patrons when- ever they were seized with fits of boasting (which usually happened when they got beaten), looked obdurate and said nothing. " Sam Ducket of Milltown was here to-day while you was out giving Captain Noble his lesson," continued Skene, watching his apprentice's face cunningly. " Now Sam is a real fighting man, if you like." " I dont think much of him. He's a liar, for one thing." •* That's a failing of the profession. I dont mind telling you so," said Skene mournfully. Now the novice had found out this for himself already. He never, for instance, believed the accounts which his master gave of the accidents and conspiracies which had lead to his being defeated three times in the ring. Hov/ever, PROLOGUE. 15 as Skene had won fifteen battles, his next remark was undeniable. ** Men fight none the worse for being liars. Sam Ducket bet Ebony Muley in twenty minutes." "Yes," said the novice scornfully ; " and what is Ebony Muley ? A wretched old nigger nearly sixty years old, who is drunk seven days in the week, and would sell a fight for a glass of brandy ! Ducket ought to have knocked him out of time in seventy seconds. Ducket has no science." " Not a bit," said Ned. *' But he has lots of game." " Pshaw ! Come now, Ned ; you know as well as I do that that is one of the stalest commonplaces going. If a fellow knows how to box, they always say he has science but no pluck. If he doesnt know his right hand from his left, they say that he isnt clever, but that he is full of game." Skene looked with secret wonder at his pupil, whose powers of observation and expression sometimes seemed to him almost to rival those of Mrs. Skene. " Sam was saying something like that to-day," he remarked. " He says you're only a sparrer, and that you'd fall down with fright if you was put into a twenty-four foot ring." The novice flushed. " I wish I had been here when Sam Ducket said that." " Why, what could you ha 'done to him ? " said Skene, his small eyes twinkling. "I'd have punched his head: that's what I could and would have done to him." " Why man, he'd eat you." " He might. And he might eat you too, Ned, if he had salt enough with you. He talks big because he knows I have no money ; and he pretends he wont strip for less than fifty pounds a side." " No money ! " cried Skene. " I know them as'll make up fifty pound before twelve to-morrow for any man as I will answer for. There'd be a start for a young man ! Why, my fust fight was for five shillings in Tott'nam Fields ; and proud I was when I won it. I dont want to set you on to fight a crack like Sam Ducket anyway against your inclinations; but dont go for to say that money isnt to be had. Let Ned Skene pint to a young man and say ' That's the young man as Ned backs ' ; and others will come for'ard — aye, crowds of 'em." The novice hesitated. " Do you think I ought to, Ned ? " he said. •' That aint for me to say," said Skene doggedly. " I know what I would ha' said at your age. But perhaps you're right to be cautious. I tell you the truth, I wouldnt care to see you whipped by the like of Sam Ducket." •' Will you train me if I challenge him ? " ♦' Will I train you ! " echoed Skene, rising with enthusiasm. i6 CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSIOM. " Aye will I train you, and put my money on you too ; and vou shall knock fireworks out of him, my boy, as sure as uiy name's Ned Skene." " Then," cried the novice, reddening with excitement, " I'll fight him. And if I lick him, you will have to hand over your belt as champion of the colonies to me." " So I will," said Skene affectionately. " Dont stay out late ; and dont for your life touch a drop of liquor. You must go into training to-morrow." This was Cashel Byron's first professional engagement. I? CASHEL BYRON'S PROFESSION. CHAPTER L WILTSTOKEN CASTLE was a square building with circular bastions at the corners : each bastion terminating skyward in a Turkish minaret. The southwest face was the front, and was pierced by a Moorish arch fitted with glass doors, which could be secured on occasion by gates of fantastically hammered iron. The arch was enshrined by a Palladian portico, which rose to the roof, and was surmounted by an open pediment, in the cleft of which stood a black marble figure of an Egyptian, erect, and gazing steadfastly at the midday sun. On the ground beneath was an Italian terrace with two great stone elephants at the ends of the balustrade. The windows on the upper storey were, like the entrance, Moorish ; but the principal ones below were square bays, mullioned. The castle was considered grand by the illiterate ; but architects, and readers of books on architecture, con- demned it as a nondescript mixture of styles in the worst possible taste. It stood on an eminence surrounded by hilly woodland, thirty acres of which were enclosed as Wiltstoken Park. Half-a- mile south was the little town of Wiltstoken, accessible by rail from London in about two hours. Most of the inhabitants of Wiltstoken were conservatives. They stood in awe of the Castle ; and some of them would at any time have cut half-a-dozen of their oldest friends to obtain an invitation to dinner, or even a bow in public, from Miss Lydia Carew, its orphan mistress. This Miss Carew was a remarkable person. She had inherited the Castle and park from her aunt, who had con- sidered her niece's large fortune in railways and mines incomplete without land. So many other legacies had Lydia received from kinsfolk who hated poor relations, that she was now, m her twenty- fifth year, the independent possessor of an annual income equal to the year's earnings of five hundred workmen, and under no external compulsion to do anything in return for it. In addition to the advantage of being a single woman in unusually easy circumstances, she enjoyed a reputation for vast learning and exquisite culture. It was said in Wiltstoken that she knew forty- eight living languages and all dead ones; could play on every known musical instrument; was an accompHshed painter; and had written poetry. All this might as well have been true as far as the Wiltstokeners were concerned, since she knew more than they. She had spent her life travelling with her father, a man of c 38 CASHEL BYRON'S PROFESSION. active mind and bad digestion, with a taste for sociology, science in general, and the fine arts. On these subjects he had written books, by which he had earned a considerable reputation as a critic and philosopher. They were the outcome of much reading, observation of men and cities, sightseeing, and theatre-going, of which his daughter had done her share, and indeed, as she grew more competent, and he weaker and older, more than her share. He had had to combine health hunting with pleasure seeking; and, being very irritable and fastidious, had schooled her in self control and endurance by harder lessons than those which had made her acquainted with the works of Greek and German philosophers long before she understood the English into which she translated them. When Lydia was in her twenty-first year, her father's health failed seriously. He became more dependent on her; and she anticipated that he would also become more exacting in his demands on her time. The contrary occurred. One day, at Naples, she had arranged to go riding with an English party that was staying there. Shortly before the appointed hour, he asked her to make a translation of a long extract from Lessing. Lydia, in whom self questionings as to the justice of her father's yoke had been for some time stirring, paused thoughtfully for perhaps two seconds before she consented. Carew said nothing, but he pre- sently intercepted a servant who was bearing an apology to the English party ; read the note ; and went back to his daughter, who was already busy at Lessing. •* Lydia," he said, with a certain hesitation which she would have ascribed to shyness had that been at all credible of her father when addressing her : '* I wish you never to postpone your business to literary trifling." She looked at him with the vague fear that accompanies a new and doubtful experience ; and he, dissatisfied with his way of putting the case, added, " It is of greater importance that you should enjoy yourself for an hour than that my book should be advanced. Far greater ! " Lydia, after some consideration, put down her pen and said, *' I shall not enjoy riding if there is anything else left undone." " I shall not enjoy your writing if your excursion is given up for it," he said. " I prefer your going." Lydia obeyed silently. An odd thought struck her that she might end the matter gracefully by kissing him. But as they were unaccustomed to make demonstrations of this kind, nothing came of the impulse. She spent the day on horseback; reconsidered her late rebellious thoughts ; and made the translation in the ■evening. Thenceforth, Lydia had a growing sense of the power she had unwittingly been acquiring during her long subordination. Timidly at first, and more boldly as she became used to dispense with the parental leading strings, she began to follow her own bent in selecting subjects for study, and even to defend certain recent •developments of art against her father's conservatism. He approved of this independent mental activity on her part, and repeatedly "warned her not to pin her faith more on him than on any other critic. CASHEL BYRON'S PROFESSION. IQ She once told him that one of her incentives to disagree with him was the pleasure it gave her to find out ultimately that he was right. He replied gravely, " That pleases me, Lydia, because I believe you. But such things are better left unsaid. They seem to belong to the art of pleasing, which you will perhaps soon be tempted to practise, because it seems to all young people easy, well paid, amiable, and a mark of good breeding. In truth it is vulgar, cowardly, egotisti- cal, and insincere : a virtue in a shopman : a vice in a free woman. It is better to leave genuine praise unspoken than to expose your- self to the suspicion of flattery." Shortly after this, at his desire, she spent a season in London, and went into English polite society, which she found to be in the main a temple for the worship of wealth and a market for the sale of virgins. Having become familiar with both the cult and the trade elsewhere, she found nothing to interest her except the English manner of conducting them ; and the novelty of this soon wore off. She was also incommoded by her involuntary power of inspiring affection in her own sex. Impulsive girls she could keep in awe ; but old women, notably two aunts who had never paid her any attention during her childhood, now persecuted her with slavish fondness, and tempted her by mingled entreaties and bribes to desert hei father and live with them for the remainder of their Hves. Her reserve fanned their longing to have her for a pet ; and, to escape them, she returned to the contirient with her father, and ceased to hold any correspondence with London. Her aunts declared themselves deeply hurt ; and Lydia was held to have treated them very injudiciously ; but when they died, and their wills became public, it was found that they had vied with one another in enriching her. When she was twenty-five years old, the first startling event of her life took place. This was the death of her father at Avignon. No endearments passed between them even on that occasion. She was sitting opposite to him at the fireside one evening, reading aloud, when he suddenly said, " My heart has stopped, Lydia. Goodbye !", and immediately died. She had some difficulty in quelling the tumuk that arose when the bell was answered. The whole household felt bound to be overwhelmed, and took it rather ill that she seemed neither grateful to them nor disposed to imitate their behaviour. Carew's relatives agreed that he had made a most unbecoming will. It was a brief document, dated five years before his death, and was to the effect that he bequeathed to his dear daughter Lydia all he possessed. He had, however, left her certain private instructions. One of these, which excited great indignation in his family, was that his body should be conveyed to Milan, and there cremated. Having disposed of her father's remains as he had directed, she came to set her affairs in order in England, where she inspired much hopeless passion in the toilers in Lincoln's Inn Fields and Chancery Lane, and agreeably surprised her solicitors by evincing a capacity for business, and a patience with the law's delay, that seemed incompatible with her age and sex. When aU was arranged, and she was once more able to enjoy perfect C 2 .aO CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. tranquillity, she returned to Avignon, and there discharged her last duty to her father. This was to open a letter she had found in his desk, inscribed by his hand, " For Lydia. To be read by her at leisure when I and my affairs shall be finally disposed of." The letter ran thus. *» My Dear Lydia, ** I belong to the great company of disappointed men. But for you, I should now write myself down a failure like the rest. It is only a few years since it first struck me that although I had failed in many ambitions with which (having failed) I need not trouble you now, I had achieved some success as a father. I had no sooner made this discovery than it began to stick in my thoughts that you could draw no other conclusion from the course of our life together than that I have, with entire selfishness, used you throughout as my mere amanuensis and clerk, and that you are under no more obligation to me for your attainments than a slave is to his master for the strength which enforced labor has given to his muscles. Lest I should leave you suffering from so mischievous and oppressive an influence as a sense of injustice, I now justify myself to you." *• I have never asked you whether you remember your mother. Had you at any time broached the subject, I should have spoken quite freely to you on it ; but as some wise instinct led you to avoid it, I was content to let it rest until circumstances such as the present should render further resers'e unnecessary. If any regret at having known so little of the woman who gave you birth troubles you, shake it off" without remorse. She was the most disagreeable person I ever knew. I speak dispassionately. All my bitter personal feeling against her is as dead whilst I write as it will be when you read. I have even come to cherish tenderly certain of her characteristics which you have inherited, so that I confidently say that I never, since the perishing of the infatuation in which I married, felt more kindly towards her than I do now. I made the best, and she the worst, of our union for six years ; and then we parted. I permitted her to give what account of the separation she pleased, and allowed her about five times 'as much money as she had any right to expect. By these means I induced her to leave me in undisturbed possession of you, whom I had already, as a measure of precaution, carried off" to Belgium. The reason why we never visited England during her lifetime was that she could, and probably would, have made my previous conduct and my hostility to popular religion an excuse for wresting you from me. I need say no more of her, and am sorry it was necessary to mention her at all. " I will now tell you what induced me to secure you for myself. It was not natural affection : I did not love you then ; and I knew that you would be a serious encumbrance to me. But having brought you into the world, and then broken through my engagements with your mother, I felt bound to see that you should not suffer for my mistake. Gladly would I have persuaded myself that she was (as the gossips said) the fittest person to have charge of you ; but I knew better, and made up my mind to discharge my CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. 21 * responsibility as well as I could. In course of time you became useful to me ; and, as you know, I made use of you without scruple, but never without regard to your own advantage. I always kept a secretary to do whatever I considered mere copyist's work. Much as you did for me, I think I may say with truth that I never imposed a task of absolutely no educational value on you. I fear you found the hours you spent over my money aflPairs very irksome ; but I need not apologize for that now : you must already know by experience how necessary a knowledge of business is to the possessor of a large fortune." " I did not think, when I undertook your education, that I was laying the foundation of any comfort for myself. For a long time you were only a good girl, and what ignorant people called a prodigy of learning. In your circumstances a commonplace child might have been both. I subsequently came to contemplate your existence with a pleasure which I never derived from the con- templation of my own. I have not succeeded, and shall not succeed in expressing the affection I feel for you, or the triumph with which I find that what I undertook as a distasteful and thankless duty has rescued my life and labor from waste. My literary travail, seriously as it has occupied us both, I now value only for the share it has had in educating you ; and you will be guilty of no disloyalty to me when you come to see that though I sifted as much sand as most men, I found no gold. I ask you to remember then that I did my duty to you long before it became pleasurable or even hopeful. And, when you are older and have learned from your mother's friends how I failed in my duty to her, you will perhaps give me some credit for having conciliated the world for your sake by abandoning habits and acquaintances which, whatever others may have thought of them, did much whilst they lasted to make life endurable to me." " Although your future will not concern me, I often find myself thinking of it. I fear you will soon find that the world has not yet provided a place and a sphere of action for wise and well instructed women. In my younger days, when the companionship of my fellows was a necessity to me, I voluntarily set aside my culture, relaxed my principles, and acquired common tastes, in order to fit myself for the society of the only men within my reach ; for, if I had to live among bears, I had rather be a bear than a man. Let me warn you against this. Never attempt to accommodate yourself to the world by self- degradation. Be patient ; and you will enjoy frivolity all the more because you are not frivolous: much as the world will respect your knowledge all the more because of its own ignorance." " Some day, I expect and hope, you will marry. You will then have an opportunity of making an irremediable mistake, against the possibility of which no advice of mine or subtlety of yours can guard you. I think you will not easily find a man able to satisfy in you that desire to be relieved of the responsibility of thinking out and ordering our course of life that makes us each long for a guide whom we can thoroughly trust. If you fail, remember that your father, after suffering a bitter and complete disappointment in his wife, yet came to regard his marriage as the happiest event jfi CASHEL BYRON'S PROFESSION. in his career. Let me remind you also, since you are so rich, that it would be a great folly for you to be jealous of your own income, and to limit your choice of a husband to those already too rich to marry for money. No vulgar adventurer will be able to recommend himself to you ; and better men will be at least as much frightened as attracted by your wealth. The only class against which I need warn you is that to which I myself am supposed to belong. Never think that a man must prove a suitable and satisfying friend for you merely because he has read much criticism ; that he must feel the influences of art as you do, because he knows and adopts the classification of names and schools with which you are familiar ; or that because he agrees with your favourite authors he must necessarily interpret their words to himself as you understand them. Beware of men who have read more than they have worked, or who love to read better than to work. Beware of painters, poets, musicians, and artists of all sorts, except very great artists : beware even of them as husbands and fathers. Self satisfied workmen who have learnt their busi- ness well, whether they be chancellors of the exchequer or farmers, I recommend to you as, on the whole, the most tolerable class of men I have met." *♦ I shall make no further attempt to advise you. As fast as my counsels rise to my mind follow reflections that convince me of their futility." ** You may perhaps wonder why I never said to you what I have written down here. I have tried to do so and failed. If I understand myself aright, I have written these lines mainly to relieve a craving to express my affection for you. The awkward- ness which an over-civilized man experiences in admitting that he is something more than an educated stone, prevented me from confusing you by demonstrations of a kind I had never accustomed you to. Besides, I wish this assurance of my love — my last word — to reach you when no further commonplaces to blur the impressiveness of its simple truth are possible." " I know I have said too much ; and I feel that I have not said enough. But the writing of this letter has been a difficult task. , Practised as I am with my pen, I have never, even in my earliest efforts, composed with such labor and sense of inadequacy " Here the manuscript broke off". The letter had never been finished. '' CASHiiL BYRON's PROFESSiON. 2^ CHAPTER II. In the month of May, seven years after the flight of the two boys from Moncrief House, a lady sat in an island of shadow which was made by a cedar tree in the midst of a glittering green Jawn. She did well to avoid the sun ; for her complexion was as delicately tinted as mother of pearl. She was a small, graceful woman with sensitive lips and nostrils, green eyes with quiet unarched brows, and ruddy gold hair, now shaded by a large untrimmed straw hat. Her dress of Indian muslin, with half sleeves terminating at the elbows in wide ruffles, hardly covered her shoulders, where it was supplemented by a scarf through which a glimpse of her throat was visible in a nest of soft Tourkaris lace. She was reading a little ivory-bound volume — a miniature edition of the second part of Goethe's Faust. As the afternoon wore on and the light mellowed, the lady dropped her book and began to think and dream, unconscious of a prosaic black object crossing the lawn towards her. This was a young gentleman in a frock coat. He was dark, and had a long, grave face, with a reserved expression, but not ill-looking. " Going so soon, Lucian ? " said the lady, looking up as he came into the shadow. Lucian looked at her wistfully. His name, as she uttered it, always stirred him vaguely. He was fond of finding out the reasons of things, and had long ago decided that this inward stir was due to her fine pronunciation. His other intimates called him Looshn. " Yes," he said. " I have arranged everything, and have come to give an account of my stewardship, and to say good-bye." He placed a garden chair near her and sat down. She laid her hands one on the other in her lap, and composed herself to listen. " First," he said, " as to the Warren Lodge. It is let for a month only ; so you can allow Mrs. Goff to have it rent free in July if you still wish to. I hope you will not act so unwisely." She smiled, and said, "Who are the present tenants ? I hear that they object to the dairymaids and men crossing the elm vista." " We must not complain of that. It was expressly stipulated when they took the lodge that the vista should be kept private for them. I had no idea at that time that you were coming to the castle, or I should of course have declined such a condition." " But we do keep it private for them : strangers are not admitted. Our people pass and repass once a da v on their way to and from the dairy : that is all;" 24 CASHEL BYRON'S PROFESSION. " It seems churlish, Lydia ; but this, it appears, is a special case — a young gentleman, who has come to recruit his health. He needs daily exercise in the open air ; but he cannot bear observation ; and he has only a single attendant with him. Under these circumstances, I agreed that they should have the sole use of the elm vista. In fact they are paying more rent than would be reasonable without this privilege." " I hope the young gentleman is not mad." *' I satisfied myself before I let the lodge to him, that he would be a proper tenant," said Lucian, with reproachful gravity. " He was strongly recommended to me by Lord Worthington, whom I believe to be a man of honour, notwithstanding his inveterate love of sport. As it happens, I expressed to him the suspicion you have just suggested. Worthington vouched for the tenant's sanity, and offered to take the lodge in his own name and be personally responsible for the good behaviour of this young invalid, who has, I fancy, upset his nerves by hard reading. Probably some college friend of Worthington's." " Perhaps so. But I should rather expect a college friend of Lord Worthington's to be a hard rider or drinker than a hard reader." •* You may be quite at ease, Lydia. I took Lord Worthington at his word so far as to make the letting to him. I have never seen the real tenant. But, though I do not even recollect his name, I will venture to answer for him at second-hand." *• I am quite satisfied, Lucian ; and I am greatly obliged to vou. I will give orders that no one shall go to the dairy by way of the warren. It is natural that he should wish to be out of the world." '*The next point," resumed Lucian, "is more important, as it concerns you personally. Miss Goff" is willing to accept your offer. And a most unsuitable companion she will be for you 1 " •• Why, Lucian ? " " On all accounts. She is younger than you, and therefore cannot chaperone you. She has received only an ordinary education ; and her experience of society is derived from local subscription balls. And, as she is not unattractive, and is considered a beauty in Wiltstoken, she is self-willed, and will probably take your patronage in bad part." ♦♦ Is she more self-willed than I ? " •* You are not self-willed, Lydia ; except that you are deaf to advice." " You mean that I seldom follow it. And so you think I had better employ a professional companion — a decayed gentlewoman — than save this young girl from going out as a governess and beginning to decay at twenty-three ? " *♦ The business of getting a suitable companion, and the pleasure or duty of relieving poor people, are two different things, Lydia." " True, Lucian. When will Miss Goff" call ? " " This evening. Mind : nothing is settled as yet. If you think better of it on seeing her, you have only to treat her as an ordinary visitor and the subject will drop. For my own part, I prefer her sister ; but she will not leave Mrs. Goff", who has not yet recovered from the shock of her husband's death." CASHEL BYRON's PROFESSION. 2$ Lydia looked reflectively at the little volume in her hand, and seemed to think out the question of Miss GofF. Presently, with an air of having made up her mind, she said, " Can you guess which of Goethe's characters you remind me of when you try to be worldly wise for my sake ? " " When I try — What an extraordinary irrelevance ! I have not read Goethe lately. Mephistopheles, I suppose. But I did not mean to be cynical." *' No : not Mephistopheles, but Wagner — with a difference. Wagner taking Mephistopheles instead of Faust for his model." "Seeing by his face that he did not relish the comparison, she added, '• I am paying you a compliment. Wagner represents a very clever man." ** The saving clause is unnecessary," he said, somewhat sarcasti- cally. " I know your opinion of me quite well, Lydia." She looked quickly at him. Detecting the concern in her glance, he shook his head sadly, saying, ♦' I must go now, Lydia. I leave you in charge of the housekeeper until Miss GofF arrives." She gave him her hand; and a dull glow came into his gray jaws as he took it. Then he buttoned his coat and walked gravely away. As he went, she watched the sun mirrored in his glossy hat, and drowned in his respectable coat. She sighed, and took up Goethe again. But after a little while she began to be tired of sitting still ; and she rose and wandered through the park for nearly an hour, trying to find the places in which she had played in her childhood during a visit to her late aunt. She recognized a great toppling Druid's altar that had formerly reminded her of Mount Sinai threatening to fall on the head of Christian in " The Pilgrim's Progress." Further on she saw and avoided a swamp in which she had once earned a scolding from her nurse by filling her stock- ings with mud. Then she found herself in a long avenue of green turf, running east and west, and apparently endless. This seemed the most delightful of all her possessions ; and she had begun to plan a pavilion to build near it, when she suddenly recollected that this must be the elm vista of which the privacy was so stringently insisted upon by her invalid tenant at the Warren Lodge. She fled into the wood at once, and, when she was safe there, laughed at the oddity of being a trespasser in her own domain. She made a wide detour in order to avoid intruding a second time : consequently, after walking for quarter of an hour, she lost herself. The trees seemed never-ending : she began to think she must possess a forest as well as a park. At last she saw an opening. Hastening towards it, she came again into the sunlight, and stopped, dazzled by an apparition which she at first took to be a beautiful statue, but presently recognized, with a strange glow of delight, as a living man. To so mistake a gentleman exercising himself in the open air on a nineteenth century afternoon would, under ordinary circum- stances, imply incredible ignorance either of men or statues. But the circumstances in Miss Carew's case were not ordinary ; for the man was clad in a jersey and knee breeches of white material ; and his bare arms shone like those of a gladiator. His broad pectoral 26 CASHEL BYRON's PROFESSION. muscles, in their white covering, were like slabs of marble. Even his hair, short, crisp, and curly, seemed like burnished bronze in the evening light. It came into Lydia's mind that she had disturbed an antique god in his sylvan haunt. The fancy was only momentary ; for she perceived that there was a third person present : a man impossible to associate with classic divinity. He looked like a well-to-do groom, and was contemplating his companion much as a groom might contemplate an exceptionally fine horse. He was the first to see Lydia ; and his expression as he did so plainly showed that he regarded her as a most unwelcome intruder. The statue-man, following his sinister look, saw her too, but with different feelings ; for his lips parted ; his colour rose ; and he stared at her with undisguised admiration and wonder. Lydia's first impulse was to turn and fly ; her next, to apologize for her presence. Finally she went away quietly through the trees. The moment she was out of their sight, she increased her pace almost to a run. The day was too warm for rapid move- ment ; and she soon stopped and listened. There were the usual woodland sounds : leaves rustling, grasshoppers chirping, and birds singing; but not a human voice or footstep. She began to think that the god-like figure was only the Hermes of Praxiteles, suggested to her by Goethe's classical Sabbat, and changed by a day-dream into the semblance of a living reality. The groom must have been one of those incongruities characteristic of dreamn — probably a reminiscence of Lucian's statement that the tenant of the Warren Lodge had a single male attendant. It was impossible that this glorious vision of manly strength and beauty could be substantially a student broken down by excessive study. That irrational glow of delight too was one of the absurdities of dreamland : otherwise she should have been ashamed of it. Lydia made her way back to the Castle in some alarm as to the state of her nerves, but dwelling on her vision with a pleasure that she would not have ventured to indulge had it concerned a creature of flesh and blood. Once or twice it recurred to her so vividly that she asked herself whether it could have been real. But a little reasoning convinced her that it must have been an hallucination. "If you please, madam," said one of her staff of domestics, a native of Wiltstoken, who stood in deep awe of the lady of the Castle : '* Miss Goff is waiting for you in the drawing-room." The drawing-room of the Castle was a circular apartment, with a dome-shaped ceiling broken into gilt ornaments resembling thick bamboos, which projected vertically downward like stalagmites. The heavy chandeliers were loaded with flattened brass balls, magnified facsimiles of which crowned the uprights of the low, broad, massively-framed chairs, which were covered in leather stamped with Japanese dragon designs in copper-coloured metal. Near the fireplace was a great bronze bell of Chinese shape, mounted like a mortar on a black wooden carriage for use as a coal- scuttle. The wall was decorated with large gold crescents on a ground of light blue. In this barbaric rotunda Miss Carew found awaiting her a young CASHEL BYRON'S PROFESSION. 7JJ lady of twenty-three, with a well developed, resilient figure, and a clear complexion, porcelain surfaced, and with a fine red in the cheeks. The lofty pose of her head expressed an habitual sense of her own consequence given her by the admiration of the youth of the neighbourhood, which was also, perhaps, the cause of the neatness of her inexpensive black dress and of her irreproach- able gloves, boots, and hat. She had been waiting to introduce herself to the lady of the Castle for ten minutes in a state of nervousness that culminated as Lydia entered. " How do you do. Miss GofF. Have I kept you waiting? I was out." " Not at all," said Miss Goflf, with a confused impression that red hair was aristocratic, and dark brown Tthe colour of her own) vulgar. She had risen to shake hands, and now, after hesitating a moment to consider what etiquette required her to do next, resumed her seat. Miss Carew sat down too, and gazed thoughtfully at her visitor, who held herself rigidly erect, and, striving to mask her nervousness, unintentionally looked dis- dainful. " Miss GofF," said Lydia, after a silence that made her speech impressive : " will you come to me on a long visit ? In this lonely place, I am greatly in want of a friend and companion of my own age and position. I think you must be equally so." Alice GofF was very young, and very determined to accept no credit that she did not deserve. With the unconscious vanity and conscious honesty of youth, she proceeded to set Miss Carew right as to her social position, not considering that the lady of the Castle probably understood it better than she did herself, and in- deed thinking it quite natural that she should be mistaken. " You are very kind," she replied stiffly ; " but our positions are quite different. Miss Carew. The fact is that I cannot afford to live an idle life. We are very poor; and my mother is partly dependent on my exertions." " I think you will be able to exert yourself to good purpose if you come to me," said Lydia, unimpressed. *' It is true that I shall give you very expensive habits ; but I will of course enable you to support them." " I do not wish to contract expensive habits," said Alice re- proachfully. " I shall have to content myself with frugal ones throughout my life." " Not necessarily. Tell me frankly: how had you proposed to exert yourself? As a teacher, was it not ? " Alice flushed, but assented. " You are not at all fitted for it ; and you will end by marrying. As a teacher you could not marry well. As an idle lady, with ex- pensive habits, you will marry very well indeed. It is quite an art to know how to be rich — an indispensable art, if you mean to marry a rich man." " I have no intention of marrying," said Alice loftily. She thought it time to check this cool aristocrat. " If I come at all, I shall come without any ulterior object." " That is just what I had hoped. Come without conditions or second thought of any kind." 28 CASHEL BYRON's PROFESSION. •♦ But — ** began Alice, and stopped, bewildered by the pace at which the negotiation was proceeding. She murmured a few words, and waited for Lydia to proceed. But Lydia had said her say, and evidently expected a reply, though she seemed assured of having her own way, whatever Alice's views might be. " I do not quite understand, Miss Carew. What duties ? — what would you expect of me ? " *• A great deal," said Lydia gravely. " Much more than I should from a mere professional companion." *' But I am a professional companion," protested Alice. " Whose ? " Ahce flushed again, angrily this time. '• I did not mean to say—" *' You do not mean to say that you will have nothing to do with me," said Lydia, stopping her quietly. ** Why are you so scrupulous. Miss Goff? You will be close to your home, and can return to it at any moment if you become dissatisfied with your position here." Fearful that she had disgraced herself by ill manners ; loth to be taken possession of as if her wishes were of no consequence when a rich lady's whim was to be gratified ; suspicious — since she had often heard gossiping tales of the dishonesty of people in high positions — lest she should be cheated out of the salary she had come resolved to demand ; and withal unable to defend herself against Miss Carew, Alice caught at the first excuse that occurred to her. '• I should like a little time to consider," she said. •• Time to accustom yourself to me, is it not ? You can have as long as you plea " "Oh, I can let you know to-morrow," interrupted AHce, officiously. •• Thank you, I will send a note to Mrs. GofF to say that she need not expect you back until to-morrow." ** But I did not mean — I am not prepared to stay," remonstrated Alice, feeling that she was being entangled in a snare. •* We shall take a walk after dinner, then, and call at your house, where you can make your preparations. But I think I can supply you with all you will require." Alice dared make no further objection. " I am afraid," she stammered, "you will think me horribly rude ; but I am so useless, and you are so sure to be disappointed, that — that — " '* You are not rude, Miss Goff ; but I find you very shy. You want to run away and hide from new faces and new surroundings." Alice, who was self-possessed and even overbearing in Wiltstoken society, felt that she was misunderstood, but did not know how to vindicate herself. Lydia resumed, " I have formed my habits in the course of my travels, and so live without ceremony. We dine early — at six." Alice had dined at two, but did not feel bound to confess it. •* Let me show you your room," said Lydia rising. ♦' This is a curious drawing-room," she added, glancing around. ** I only use it occasionally to receive visitors." She looked about her again with some interest, as if the apartment belonged to someone else, CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. 2Q and led the way to a room on the first floor, furnished as a lady's bed-chamber. " If you dislike this," she said, " or cannot arrange it to suit you, there are others, of which you can have your choice. Come to my boudoir when you are ready." " Where is that ? " said Alice anxiously. " It is — You had better ring for someone to shew you. I will send you my maid." Alice, even more afraid of the maid than of the mistress, declined hastily. " I am accustomed to attend to myself, Miss Carow," she added, with proud humility. " You will find it more convenient to call me Lydia," said Miss Carew. " Otherwise you will be supposed to refer to my grand aunt, a very old lady." She then left the room. Alice was fond of thinking that she had a womanly taste and touch in making a room pretty. She was accustomed to survey with pride her mother's drawing-room, which she had garnished with cheap cretonnes, Japanese paper fans, and nic-nacs in ornamental pottery. She felt now that if she slept once in the bed before her, she could never be content in her mother's house again. All that she had read and believed of the beauty of cheap and simple ornament, and the vulgarity of costliness, recurred to her as a hypocritical paraphrase of the " Sour grapes " of the fox in the fable. She pictured to herself with a shudder the effect of a six- penny Chinese umbrella in that fireplace, a cretonne valance to that bed, or chintz curtains to those windows. There was in the room a series of mirrors consisting of a great glass in which she could see herself at full length, another framed in the carved oaken dressing table, and smaller ones of various shapes fixed to jointed arms that turned every way. To use them for the first time was like having eyes in the back of the head. She had never seen herself from all points of view before. As she gazed, she strove not to be ashamed of her dress ; but even her face and figure, which usu- ally afforded her unqualified delight, seemed robust and middle- class in Miss Carew's mirrors. " After all," she said, seating herself on a chair that was even more luxurious to rest in than to look at ; " putting the lace out of the question — and my old lace that belongs to mamma is quite as valuable — her whole dress cannot have cost much more than mine. At any rate, it is not worth much more, whatever she may have chosen to pay for it." But Alice was clever enough to envy Miss Carew her manners more than her dress. She would not admit to herself that she was not thoroughly a lady ; but she felt that Lydia, in the eye of a stranger, would answer that description better than she. Still, as far as she had observed. Miss Carew was exceedingly cool in her proceedings, and did not take any pains to please those with whom she conversed. Alice had often made compacts of friendship with young ladies, and had invited them to call her by her Christian name ; but on such occasions she had always called them " dear " or "darling," and, whilst the friendship lasted (which was often longer than a month ; for Alice was a steadfast girl), had never met them without exchanging an embrace and a hearty kiss. " And nothing," she said, springing from the chair as she thought 30 CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. of this, and speaking very resolutely, " shall tempt me to believe that there is anything vulgar in sincere affection. I shall been my guard against this woman." Having settled that matter for the present, she resumed her ex- amination of the apartment, and was more and more attracted by it as she proceeded. For, thanks to her eminence as a local beauty, she had not that fear of beautiful and rich things which renders abject people incapable of associating costliness with comfort. Had the counterpane of the bed been her own, she would have unhesitatingly converted it into a ball dress. There were toilet appliances of which she had never felt the need, and could only guess the use. She looked with despair into the two large closets, thinking how poor a show her three dresses, her ulster, and her few old jackets would make there. There was also a dressing room with a marble bath that made cleanliness a luxury instead of one of the sternest of the virtues, as it seemed at home. Yet she remarked that though every object was more or less orna- mental, nothing had been placed in the rooms for the sake of orna- ment alone. Miss Carew, judged by her domestic arrangements, was a utilitarian before everything. There was a very handsome chimneypiece ; but as there was nothing on the mantelboard, Alice made a faint effort to believe that it was inferior in point of taste to that in her own bedroom, which was covered with blue cloth, surrounded by fringe and brass headed nails, and laden with photographs in plush frames. The striking of the hour reminded her that she had forgotten to prepare for dinner. She hastily took off her hat ; washed her hands ; spent another minute among the mirrors ; and was sum- moning courage to ring the bell, when a doubt occurred to her. Ought she to put on her gloves before going down or not ? This kept her in perplexity for many seconds. At last she resolved to put her gloves in her pocket, and be guided as to their further disposal by the example of her hostess. Then, not daring to hesitate any longer, she rang the bell, and was presently joined by a French lady of polished manners — Miss Carew's maid — who conducted her to the boudoir, an hexagonal apartment that, Alice thought, a sultana might have envied. Lydia was there, reading. Alice noted with relief that she had not changed her dress, and that she was ungloved. Miss Goff did not enjoy the dinner. There was a butler who seemed to have nothing to do but stand at a buffet and watch her. There was also a swift, noiseless footman who presented himself at her elbow at intervals, and compelled her to choose on the instant between unfamiliar things to eat and drink. She envied these men their knowledge of society, and shrank from their criticism. Once, after taking a piece of asparagus in her hand, she was deeply mortified at seeing her hostess consume the vegetable with the aid of a knife and fork ; but the footman's back was turned to her just then ; and the butler, oppressed by the heat of the weather, was in a state of abstraction bordering on slumber. On the whole, by dint of imitating Miss Carew, who didnot plague her with any hostess-like vigilance; she came oil without discredit to her breeding. CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. 51 Lydia, on her part, acknowledged no obligation to entertain her guest by chatting, and enjoyed her thoughts and her dinner in silence. Alice began to be fascinated by her, and to wonder what she was thinking about. She fancied that the footman was not quite free from the same influence. Even the butler might have been meditating himself to sleep on the subject. Alice felt tempted to offer her a penny for her thoughts. But she dared not be so familiar as yet. And, had the offer been made and accepted, butler, footman, and guest would have been plunged into equal confusion by the explanation, which would have run thus : ** I saw a vision of the Hermes of Praxiteles in a sylvan haunt to-day ; and I am thinking of that." 32 CASHEL BYRON'S PROFESSION. CHAPTER III. Next day Alice accepted Miss Carew's invitation. Lydia, who- seemed to regard all conclusions as foregone when she had once once signified her approval of them, took the acceptance as a matter of course. Alice thereupon thought fit to remind her that there were other persons to be considered. So she said, ** I should not have hesitated yesterday but for my mother. It seems so heartless to leave her." " You have a sister at home, have you not ?** ** Yes. But she is not very strong ; and my mother requires a great deal of attention." Alice paused, and'added in a lower voice, '* She has never recovered from the shock of my father's death." •* Your father is then not long dead ?" said Lydia in her usual tone. ** Only two years," said Alice coldly. " I hardly know how to tell my mother that I am going to desert her." ** Go and tell her to-day, Alice." ♦* You need not be afraid of hurting her. Grief of two year's standing is only a bad habit." Alice started, outraged. Her mother's grief was sacred to her ; and yet it was by her experience of her mother that she recognized the truth of Lydia's remark, and felt that it was unanswerable. She frowned ; but the frown was lost : Miss Carew was not looking at her. Then she rose and went to the door, where she stopped to say, " You do not know our family circumstances. I will go now and try to prevail on my mother to let me stay with you." *' Please come back in good time for dinner," said Lydia, unmoved. •' I will introduce you to my cousin Lucian Webber. I have just received a telegram from him. He is coming down with Lord Worthington. I do not know whether Lord Worth- ington will come to dinner or not. He has an invalid friend at the Warren, and Lucian does not make it clear whether he is coming to visit him or me. However, it is of no consequence : Lord Worthington is only a young sportsman. Lucian is a clever man, and will be an eminent one some day. He is secretary to a Cabinet Minister, and is very busy ; but we shall probably see him often whilst the Whitsuntide holidays last. Excuse my keep- ing you waiting at the door to hear that long history. Adieu ! " She waved her hand ; and Alice suddenly felt that it was possible to be very fond of Miss Carew. She spent an unhappy afternoon with her mother. Mrs. Goff had had the good fortune to marry a man of whom she was afraid, CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. 3 J and who made himself very disagreeable whenever his house or his children were neglected in the least particular. Making a virtue of necessity, she had come to be regarded in Wiltstoken as a model wife and mother. At last, when a drag ran over Mr. Goff and killed him, she was left almost penniless, with two daughters on her hands. In this extremity, she took refuge in grief, and did nothing. Her daughters settled their father's affairs as best they could; moved her into a cheap house; and procured a strange tenant for that in which they had lived during many years. Janet,, the elder sister, a student by disposition, employed herself as a teacher of the scientific fashions in modern female education, rumours of which had already reached Wiltstoken. Alice was unable to teach mathematics and moral science ; but she formed a dancing class, and gave lessons in singing and in a language which she believed to be current in France, but which was not intelligible to natives of that country travelling through Wiltstoken. Both sisters were devoted to one another and to their mother^ Alice, who had enjoyed the special affection of her self-indulgent father, preserved some regard for his memory, though she could not help wishing that his affection had been strong enough to induce him to save a provision for her. She was ashamed, too, of the very recollection of his habit of getting drunk at races, regattas, and other national festivals, by an accident at one of which he had met his death. Alice went home from the Castle expecting to find the household divided between joy at her good fortune and grief at losing her ; for her views of human nature and parental feeling were as yet pure superstitions. But Mrs. Goff at once became envious of the luxury her daughter was about to enjoy, and overwhelmed her with accusations of want of feeling, eagerness to desert her mother, and vain love of pleasure. Alice, who loved Mrs. Goff so well that she had often told her as many as five different lies in the course of one afternoon to spare her some unpleasant truth, and would have scouted as infamous any suggestion that her parent was more selfish than saintly, soon burst into tears, declaring that she would not return to the Castle, and that nothing would have induced her to stay there the night before had she thought that her doing so could give pain at home. This alarmed Mrs. Goff, who knew by experience that it was easier to drive Alice upon rash resolves than to shake her in them afterwards. Fear of incurring blame in Wiltstoken for wantonl}' opposing her daughter's obvious interests, and of losing her share of Miss Carew's money and countenance, got the better of her jealousy. She lectured AHce severely for her head- strong temper, and commanded her on her duty not only to her mother, but also and chiefly to her God, to accept Miss Carew's offer with thankfulness, and to insist upon a definite salary as soon as she had, by good behaviour, made her society indispen- sable at the Castle. Alice, dutiful as she was, reduced Mrs. Goff to entreaties, and even to symptoms of an outburst of violent grief for the late Mr. Goff, before she consented to obey her. She would wait, she said, until Janet, who was absent teaching, came in, and promised to forgive her for staying away the previous D 3 |. CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. night (Mrs. Goff had falsely represented that Janet had been deeply hurt, and had lain awake weeping during the small hours of the morning). The mother, seeing nothing for it but either to get rid of Alice before Janet's return, or to be detected in a spiteful untruth, had to pretend that Janet was spending the evening with some friends, and to urge the unkindness of leaving Miss Carew lonely. At last Alice washed away the traces of her tears and returned to the Castle, feeling very miserable, and trying to com- fort herself with the reflection that her sister had been spared the scene which had just passed. Lucian Webber had not arrived when she reached the Castle, Miss Carew glanced at her melancholy face as she entered, but asked no questions. Presently, however, she put down her book; considered for a moment ; and said, ** It is nearly three years since I have had a new dress." Alice looked up with interest. *' Now that I have you to help me to choose, I think I will be extravagant enough to renew my entire wardrobe. I wish you would take this opportunity to get some things for yourself. You will find that my dressmaker, Madame Smith, is to be depended on for work, though she is expensive and dishonest. When we are tired of Wiltstoken we will go to Paris, and be millinered there ; but in the meantime we can resort to Madame Smith." •• I cannot afford expensive dresses," said Alice. '♦ I should not ask you to get them if you could not afford them. I warned you that I should give you expensive habits." Alice hesitated. She had a healthy inclination to take whatever she could get on all occasions ; and she had suffered too much from poverty not to be more thankful for her good fortune than humi- liated by Miss Carew's bounty. But the thought of being driven, richly attired, in one of the Castle carriages, and meeting Janet trudging about her daily tasks in cheap black serge and mended gloves, made Alice feel that she deserved all her mother's reproaches. However, it was obvious that a refusal would be of no material benefit to Janet, so she said, '• Really I could not think of imposing on your kindness in this ■wholesale fashion. You are too good to me." *' I will write to Madame Smith this evening," said Lydia. Alice was about to renew her protest more faintly, when a servant entered and announced Mr. Webber. She stiffened herself to receive the visitor. Lydia's manner did not alter in the least. Lucian, whose demeanor resembled Miss Goff's rather than his cousin's, went through the ceremony of introduction with solemnity, and was received with a dash of scorn ; for Alice, though secretly awe-stricken, bore herself tyrannically towards men from habit. In reply to Alice, Mr. Webber thought the day cooler than yesterday. In reply to Lydia, he admitted that the resolution of which the Leader of the Opposition had given notice was tanta- mount to a vote of censure on the Government. He was confident that Ministers would have a majority. He had no news of any importance. He had made the journey down v/ith Lord Worth- ington, who had come to Wiltstoken to see the invalid at the Warren. He had promised to return with him in the seven-thirty train. CASHEL BYRON'S PROFESSION. 35 When they went down to dinner, Alice, profiting by her experi- ence of the day before, faced the servants with composure, and committed no solecisms. Unable to take part in the conversa- tion, as she knew little of literature and nothing of politics, which were the staple of Lucian's discourse, she sat silent and reconsidered an old opinion of hers that it was ridiculous and ill- bred in a lady to discuss anything that was in the newspapers. She was impressed by Lucian's cautious and somewhat dogmatic style of conversation, and concluded that he knew everything. Lydia seemed interested in his information, but quite indifferent to his opinions. Towards half-past seven, Lydia proposed that they should walk to the railway station, adding, as a reason for going, that she wished to make some bets with Lord Worthington. Lucian looked grave at this ; and Alice, to show that she shared his notions of propriety, looked shocked. Neither demonstration had the slightest effect on Lydia. On their way to the station he remarked, " Worthington is afraid of you, Lydia — needlessly, as it seems." "Why?" " Because you are so learned, and he so ignorant. He has no culture save that of the turf. But perhaps you have more sympathy with his tastes than he supposes." " I like him because I have not read the books from which he has borrowed his opinions. Indeed, from their freshness, I should not be surprised to learn that he had them at first hand from living men, or even from his own observation of life." " I may explain to you, Miss Goff," said Lucian, ♦' that Lord Worthington is a young gentleman " " Whose calendar is the racing calendar," interposed Lydia, *' and who interests himself in favourites and outsiders much as Lucian does in prime ministers and independent radicals. Would you like to go to Ascot, Alice ? " Alice answered, as she felt Lucian wished her to answer, that she had never been to a race, and that she had no desire to go to one. " You will change your mind in time for next year's meeting. A race interests everyone, which is more than can be said for the opera or the Academy." " I have been at the Academy," said Alice, who had made a trip to London once. " Indeed ! " said Lydia. " Were you in the National Gallery ? " ** The National Gallery ! I think not. I forget." " I know many persons who never miss an Academy, and who do not know where the National Gallery is. Did you enjoy the pictures, Alice ? " *' Oh, very much indeed." '♦ You will find Ascot far more amusing." *' Let me warn you," said Lucian to Alice, '• that my cousin's pet caprice is to affect a distaste for art, to which she is passionately devoted ; and for literature, in which she is profoundly read." " Cousin Lucian," said Lydia : " should you ever be cut off from your politics, and disappointed in your ambition, you will have an Opportunity of living upon art and literature. Then I shall D 2 30 CASHRL BYRON S PROFESSION. respect your opinion of their satisfactoriness as a staff of life. As yet you have only tried them as a sauce." *' Discontented, as usual?" said Lucian. '• Your one idea respecting me, as usual,'* replied Lydia patiently, as they entered the station. The train, consisting of three carriages and a van, was waiting at the platform. The engine was humming subduedly ; and the driver and fireman were leaning out : the latter, a young man, tagerly watching two gentlemen who were standing before the first-class carriage, and the driver sharing his curiosity in an elderly, preoccupied manner. One of the persons thus observed was a slight, fair-haired man of about twenty-five, in the afternoon costume of a metropolitan dandy. Lydia knew the other the moment she came upon the platform as the Hermes of the day before, modernised by a straw hat, a canary-coloured scarf, and a suit of a minute black-and-white chessboard pattern, with a crimson silk handkerchief overflowing the breast pocket of the coat. His hands were unencumbered by stick or umbrella ; he carried himself smartly, balancing himself so accurately that he seemed to have no weight ; and his expression was self-satisfied and good humoured. But — ! Lydia felt that there was a But some- where — that he must be something more than a handsome, power- ful, and light-hearted young man. *' There is Lord Worthington," she said, indicating the slight gentleman. " Surely that cannot be his invalid friend with him ?" " That is the man that lives at the Warren," said Alice. " I know his appearance." *' Which is certainly not suggestive of a valetudinarian," remarked Lucian, looking hard at the stranger. They had now come close to the two, and could hear Lord Worthington, as he prepared to enter the carriage, saying, *♦ Take- care of yourself, like a good fellow, wont you ? Remember ! if it lasts a second over the fifteen minutes, I shall drop five hundred pounds." Hermes placed his arm round the shoulders of the young lortl, and gave him a playful roll. Then he said with good accent and pronunciation, but with a certain rough quality of voice, and louder than English gentlemen usually speak, " Your money is as safe as the Mint, my boy." Evidently, Alice thought, the stranger was an intimate friend of Lord Worthington. She resolved to be particular in her behaviour before him, if introduced. "* Lord Worthington," said Lydia. At the sound of her voice he climbed hastily down from the step of the carriage, and said in some confusion, " How de do, Miss Carew. Lovely country and lovely weather — must agree awfully well with you. Plenty of leisure for study, I hope." " Thank you : I never study now. Will you make a book for me at Ascot ?" . He laughed and shook his head. " I am ashamed of my low tastes," he said ; " but I havent the head to distinguish myself in your Eh ? " Miss Carew was saying in a low voice, " If your friend is my tenant, introduce him to me." CASHEL BYRON'S PROFESSION. 37 Lord Worthington hesitated ; looked at Lucian ; seemed per- plexed and amused at the same time; and at last said, " You really wish it ? " •* Of course," said Lydia. " Is there any reason " •* Oh, not the least in the world, since you wish it," he replied quickly, his eyes twinkling mischievously as he turned to his companion, who was standing at the carriage door admiring Lydia, and being himself admired by the stoker. "Mr. Cashel Byron: Miss Carew." Mr. Cashel Byron raised his straw hat and reddened a little ; but, on the whole, bore himself like an eminent man who was not proud. As however, he seemed to have nothing to say for him- self, Lord Worthington hastened to avert silence by resuming the subject of Ascot. Lydia listened to him, and looked at her new acquaintance. Now that the constraint of society had banished his former expression of easy good humour, there was something formidable in him that gave her an unaccountable thrill of pleasure The same impression of latent danger had occurred, less agreeably, to Lucian, who was affected much as he might have been by the proximity of a large dog of doubtful temper. Lydia thought that Mr. Byron did not, at first sight, like her cousin ; for he was looking at him obliquely, as though stealthily measuring him. The group was broken up by the guard admonishing the gentle- men to take their seats. Farewells were exchanged ; and Lord Worthington cried, "Take care of yourself," to Cashel Byron, who replied somewhat impatiently, and with an apprehensive glance at Miss Carew, " All right ! all right ! Never you fear, sir." Then the train went off ; and he was left on the platform with the two ladies. " We are returning to the Park, Mr. Cashel Byron," said Lydia. "So am I," said he. "Perhaps " Here he broke down, and looked at Alice to avoid Lydia's eye. Then they went out together. When they had walked some distance in silence : Alice looking rigidly before her, recollecting with suspicion that he had just addressed Lord Worthington as "sir"; whilst Lydia was admiring his light step and perfect balance, which made him seem like a man of cork ; he said, " I saw you in the park yesterday ; and I thought you were a ghost. But my trai — my man, I mean — saw you too. I knew by that that you were genuine." " Strange ! " said Lydia. " I had the same fancy about you." " What ! You had ! " he exclaimed, looking at her. Whilst thus unmindful of his steps, he stumbled, and recovered himself with a stifled oath. Then he became very red, and remarked that it was a warm evening. Miss Goff, whom he had addressed, assented. " I hope," she added, " that you are better." He looked puzzled. Concluding, after consideration, that she had referred to his stumble, he said, " Thank you : I didnt hurt myself." " Lord Worthington has been telling us about you," said Lydia. He recoiled, evidently deeply mortified. She hastened to add, 38 CASHEL BYRON'S PROFECSION. •* He mentioned that you had come down here to recruit your health : that is all." Cashel's features relaxed into a curious smile. Hut presently he became suspicious, and said anxiously, " He didnt tell you any- thing else about me, did he ? " Alice stared at him superciliously. Lydia replied, " No» Nothing else." '* I thought you might have heard my name somewhere," he persisted. " Perhaps I have; but I cannot recal in what connexion. Why? Do you know any friends of mine ?" " Oh no. Only Lord Worthington." " I conclude then that you are celebrated, and that I have the misfortune not to know it, Mr. Cashel Byron. Is it so ? " " Not a bit of it," he replied hastily. *' There's no reason why you should ever have heard of me. I am much obliged to you for your kind enquiries," he continued, turning to Alice. " I'm quite well now, thank you. The country has set me right again." Alice, who was beginning to have her doubts of Mr. Byron, in spite of his familiarity with Lord Worthington, smiled falsely and drew herself up a little. He turned away from her, hurt by her manner, and so ill able to conceal his feelings that Miss Carew, who was watching him, set him down privately as the most inept dissimulator she had ever met. He looked at Lydia wistfully, as if trying to read her thoughts, which now seemed to be with the setting sun, or in some equally beautiful and mysterious region. But he could see that there was no reflection of Miss Goff's scoru in her face. ^ ** And so you really took me for a ghost," he said, " Yes. I thought at first that you were a statue." »' A statue ! " " You do not seem flattered by that." ** It is not flattering to be taken for a lump of stone," he replied, defully. Lydia looked at him thoughtfully. Here was a man whom she had mistaken for the finest image of manly strength and beauty in the world ; and he was so devoid of artistic culture that he held a statue to be a distasteful lump of stone. ♦' I believe I was trespassing then," she said; "but I did so unintentionally. I had gone astray ; for I am comparatively a stranger here, and cannot find my way about the park yet." " It didnt matter a bit," said Cashel impetuously. " Come as often as you want. Mellish fancies that if any one gets a glimpse of me he wont get any odds. You see he would like people to think " Cashel checked himself, and added in some confusion, *' Mellish is mad : that's about where it is." Alice glanced significantly at Lydia. She had already suggested that madness was the real reason of the seclusion of the tenants at the Warren. Cashel saw the glance, and intercepted it by turning to her, and saying, with an attempt at conversational ease, " How do you young ladies amuse yourselves in the country ? Do you play billiards ever ? " " No," said Alice indignantly. The question, she thought, im- CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. 39 plied that she was capable of spending her evenings on the first floor of a public-house. To her surprise, Lydia remarked, *' I play — a little. I do not care sufficiently for the game to make myself proficient. You were equipped for lawn-tennis, I think, when I saw you yesterday. Miss GofF is a celebrated lawn-tennis player. She vanquished the Australian champion last year." It seemed that Byron, after all, was something of a courtier ; for he displayed great astonishment at this feat. " The Australian champion ! " he repeated. " And who may he Oh ! you mean the lawn-tennis champion. To be sure. Well, Miss Goff, I con- gratulate you. It is not every amateur that can brag of having shewn a professional champion to a back seat." Alice, outraged by the imputation of bragging, and certain that slang was vulgar, whatever billiards might be, bore herself still more loftily, and resolved to snub him explicitly if he addressed her again. But he did not ; for they presently came to a narrow iron gate in the wall of the park, at which Lydia stopped. " Let. me open it for you," said Cashel. She gave him the key ; and he seized one of the bars of the gate with his left hand, and stooped as though he wanted to look into the keyhole. Yet he opened it smartly enough. Alice was about to pass in with a cool bow when she saw Miss Carew offer Cashel her hand. Whatever Lydia did was done so well that it seemed the right thing to do. He took it timidly and gave it a little shake, not daring to meet her eyes. Alice put out her hand stiffly. Cashel immediately stepped forward with his right foot and enveloped her fingers with the hardest clump of knuckles she had ever felt. Glancing down at this remarkable fist, she saw that it was discolored almost to blackness. Then she went in through the gate, followed by Lydia, who turned to close it behind her. As she pushed, Cashel, standing outside, grasped a bar and pulled. She at once relinquished to him the labour of shutting the gate, and smiled her thanks as she turned away ; but in that moment he plucked up courage to look at her. The sensa- tion of being so looked at was quite novel to her, and very cujrious. She was even a little out of countenance, but not so much so as Cashel, who nevertheless could not take his eyes away. " Do you think," said Alice, as they crossed the orchard, " that that man is a gentleman ? " ** How can I possibly tell ? We hardly know him." " But what do you think ? There is always a certam something about a gentleman that one recognizes by instinct." " Is there ? I have never observed it." *' Have you not ?" said Alice, surprised, and beginning uneasily to fear that her superior perception of gentility was in some way the effect of her social inferiority to Miss Carew. " I thought one could always tell." " Perhaps so," said Lydia. ** For my own part I have found the same varieties of address in every class. Some people enjoy a native distinction and grace of manner — " '♦ That is what I mean," said Alice. ** — but they are seldom ladies and gentlemen ; often actors. 40 CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. gipsies, and Celtic or foreign peasants. Undoubtedly one can make a fair guess, but not in the case of this Mr. Cashel Byron. Are you curious about him ? " ** 1 1 " exclaimed Alice superbly. " Not in the least." ** I am. He interests me. I seldom see anything novel in humanity ; and he is a very singular man." " I meant," said Alice, crestfallen, " that I take no special interest in him." Lydia, not being curious as to the exact degree of Alice's interest, merely nodded, and continued, " He may, as you suppose, be a man of humble origin, who has seen something of society ; or lie may be a gentleman unaccustomed to society. Probably the latter. I feel no conviction either way." •♦ Hut he speaks very roughly ; and his slang is disgusting. His hands are hard and quite black. Did you not notice them ? ' *• I noticed it all ; and I think that if he were a man of low condi- tion he would be careful not to use slang. Self-made persons are usually precise in their language : they rarely violate the written laws of society. Besides, his pronunciation of some words is so distinct, that an idea crossed me once that he might be an actor. But then it is not uniformly distinct. I am sure that he has some object or occupation in life : he has not the air of an idler. Yet I have thought of all the ordmary professions, and he does not ht one of them. That is perhaps what makes him interesting. He is unaccountable." *• He must have some position. He was very familiar with Lord Worthington." ♦* Lord Worthington is a sportsman, and is familiar with all sorts of people." *♦ Yes ; but surely he would not let a jockey, or anybody of that class, put his arm round his neck, as we saw Mr. Byron do." '♦ That is true," said Lydia thoughtfully. " Still," she added, clearing her brow and laughing, " I am loth to believe that he is an invalid student." " I will tell you what he is," said Alice suddenly. " He is com- panion and keeper to tha man with whom he lives. Do you recol- lect his saying * Mellish is mad ' ? " "That is possible," said Lydia. *' At all events we have got a topic; and that is an important home comfort in the country." Just then they reached the Castle. Lydia lingered for a moment on the terrace. The Gothic chimneys of the Warren Lodge stood up against the long crimson cloud into which the sun was sinking. She smiled as if some quaint idea had occurred to her ; raised her eyes for a moment to the black marble Egyptian gazing with unwavering eyes into the sky ; and followed Alice indoors. Later on, when it was quite dark, Cashel sat in a -spacious lerhaps ; but you always gave me to understand that " *' I did nothing of the sort, Wallace ; and I wont have you say so." ** In short," he retorted bitterly, " you think you will pick up some swell here who will be a better bargain than I am." " Wallace ! How dare you ? " " You hurt my feelings, Alice ; and I speak out. I know how to behave myself quite as well as those who have the entree here ; but when my entire happiness is at stake I do not stand on punctilio. Therefore I insist on a straightforward answer to my fair, honour- able proposal." ♦* Wallace," said Alice, with dignity : " I will not be forced into giving an answer against my will. I regard you as a cousin." ** I do not wish to be regarded as a cousin. Have I ever regarded you as a cousin ? " " And do you suppose, Wallace, that I should permit you to call me by my Christian name, and be as familiar as we have always been together, if you were not my cousin. If so, you must have a very strange opinion of me." " I did not think that luxury could so corrupt " " You said that before," said Alice pettishly. ** Do not keep repeating the same thing over and over : you know it is one of your bad habits. Will you stay to lunch ? Miss Carew told nie to ask you." " Indeed ! Miss Carew is very kind. Please inform her that I am deeply honoured, and that I feel quite disturbed at being unable to accept her patronage." Alice poised her head disdainfully. *' No doubt it amuses you to make yourself ridiculous," she said ; " but I must say I do not see any occasion for it." " I am sorry that my behaviour is not sufficiently good for you. You never found any cause to complain of it when our surround- ings were less aristocratic. I am quite ashamed of taking so much of your valuable time. Good morning." " Good morning. But I do not see why you aire in such a rage." • " I am not in a rage. I am only grieved to find that you are corrupted by luxury. I thought your principles were higher. Good morning, Miss GofF. I shall not have the pleasure of seeing you again in this very choice mansion." '' Are you really going, Wallace ? " said Alice, rising. " Yes. Why should I stay ? " CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. 53 She rang the bell, greatly disconcerting him; for he had expected her to detain him and make advances for a reconciliation. Before they could exchange^ore words, Bashville entered. ** Good-bye," said Alice politely. " Good-bye," he replied, through his teeth. He walked loftily out, passing Bashville with marked scorn. He had left the house, and was descending the terrace steps, when he was overtaken by the footman, who said civilly, '* Beg your pardon, sir. You've forgotten this, I think." And he handed him a walking stick. Parker's first idea was that his stick had attracted the man's attention by the poor figure it made in the castle hall, and that Bashville was requesting him, with covert superciliousness, to remove his property. On second thoughts, his self-esteem rejected this suspicion as too humiliating ; but he resolved to show Bash- ville that he had a gentleman to deal with. So he took the stick, and, instead of thanking Bashville, handed him five shillings. Bashville smiled and shook his head. " Oh no, sir," he said : ** thank you all the same. Those are not my views." •• The more fool you," said Parker, pocketing the coins, and turning away. Bashville's countenance changed. ** Come come, sir," he said, following Parker to the foot of the steps : " fair words deserve fair words. I am no more a fool than you are. A gentleman should know his place as well as a servant." *' Oh, go to the devil," muttered Parker, turning very red, and hurrying away. *' If you werent my mistress's guest," said Bashville, looking menacingly after him, " I'd send you to bed for a week for sending me to the devil." CA8HEL BYRON S PROFKSSION. CHAPTER V. Miss Carew remorselessly carried out her intention of going^ to London, where she took a house in Regents Park, to the ciisappointment of Alice, who had hoped to live in Mayfair, or at least in South Kensington. But Lydia set great store by the high northerly ground and open air of the Park; and Alice found almost perfect happiness in driving through London in a fine carriage and fine clothes. She liked that better than concerts of classical music, which she did not particularly relish, or even than the opera, to which they went often. The theatres pleased her more, though the amusements there were tamer than she had ex- pected. Society was delightful to her because it was real London society. She acquired a mania for dancing; went out every night ; and seemed to herself far more distinguishsd and attractive than she had ever been in Wiltstoken, where she had nevertheless held a sufficiently favourable opinion of her own manners and person. Lydia did not share all these dissipations. She easily procured invitations and chaperones for Alice, who wondered why so in- telligent a woman would take the trouble to sit out a stupid concert, and then go home, just as the real pleasure of the evening was beginning. One Saturday morning, at breakfast, Lydia said, *• Your late hours begin to interfere with the freshness of your complexion, Alice. I am getting a little fatigued, myself, with literary work. I will go to the Crystal Palace to-day ; and wander about the gardens for a while : there is to be a concert in the after- noon for the benefit of Madame Szczympli9a, whose playing you do not admire. Will you come with me?" " Of course," said Alice, resolutely dutiful. *' Of choice : not of course," said Lydia. "Are you engaged for to-morrow evening?" " Sunday ? Oh no. Besides, I consider all my engagements subject to your convenience." There was a pause, long enough for this assurance to fall per- fectly flat. Alice bit her lip. Then Lydia said, " Do you know Mrs. Hoskyn ? " *• Mrs. Hosk)m who gives Sunday evenings ? Shall we go there ?" said Alice eagerly. ** People often ask me whether I have been at one of them. But I dont know her — though I have seen her. Is she nice ?'* CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. 55 *' She is a young woman who has read a great deal of art criticism, and been deeply impressed by it. She has made her house famous by bringing there all the clever people she meets, and making them so comfortable that they take care to come again. But she has not, fortunately for her, allowed her craze for art to get the better of her common sense. She has married a prosperous man of business, who probably never read anything but a news- paper since he left school ; and there is probably not a happier pair in England." '• I presume she had sense enough to know that she could not afford to choose," said Alice complacently. *' She is very ugly." " Do you think so ? She has many admirers, and was, I am told, engaged to Mr. Herbert, the artist, before she met Mr. Hoskyn. We shall meet Mr. Herbert there to-morrow, and a number of celebrated persons beside — his wife Madame Szczympli9a, the pianiste, Owen Jack the composer, Hawkshaw the poet, Conolly the inventor, and others. The occasion will be a special one, as Herr Abendgasse, a remarkable German socialist and art critic, is to deliver a lecture on ' The True in Art.' Be careful, in speaking of him in society, to refer to him as a sociologist, and not as a socialist. Are you particularly anxious to hear him lecture ? " " No doubt it will be very interesting," said Alice. " I should not like to miss the opportunity of going to Mrs. Hoskyn's. People so often ask me whether I have been there, and whether I know this, that, and the other celebrated person, that I feel quite embarrassed by my rustic ignorance." " Because," pursued Lydia, " I had intended not to go until after the lecture. Herr Abendgasse is enthusiastic and eloquent, but not original ; and as I have imbibed all his ideas direct from their inventors, I do not feel called upon to listen to his exposition of them. So that unless you are specially interested — " '• Not at all. If he is a socialist I should much rather not listen to him, particularly on Sunday evening." So it was arranged that they should go to Mrs. Hoskyn's after the lecture. Meanwhile they went to Sydenham, where Alice went through the Crystal Palace with provincial curiosity, and Lydia answered her questions encyclopaedically. In the afternoon there was a concert, at which a band played several long pieces of music, which Lydia seemed to enjoy, though she found fault with the performers. Alice, able to detect neither the faults in the execu- tion nor the beauty of the music, did as she saw the others do — pretended to be pleased, and applauded decorously. Madame Szczympli9a, whom she expected to meet at Mrs. Hoskyn's, appeared, and played a fantasia for pianoforte and orchestra by the famous Jack, another of Mrs. Hoskyn's cjrcle. There was in the pio:^'ramme an analysis of this composition from which Alice learnt that by attentively listening to the adagio she could hear the angels singing therein. She listened as attentively as she could, but heard no angels, and was astonished when, at the conclusion of the ! uitasia, the audience applauded Madame Szczympli9a as if she h . d made them hear the music of the spheres. Even Lydia seemed moved, and said, jfi CASHEI. BYRON S PROFESSION. ♦' Strange, that she is only a woman like the rest of us, with just the same narrow bounds to her existence, and just the same prosaic cares — that she will go by train to Victoria, and from thence home in a common vehicle instead of embarking in a great shell, and being drawn by swans to some enchanted island. Her playing reminds me of myself as I was when I believed in fairy- land, and indeed knew little about any other land." " They say," said Alice, •* that her husband is very jealous, and that she leads him a terrible life." •• They say anything that brings gifted people to the level of their own experience. Doubtless they are right. I have not met Mr. Herbert ; but I have seen his pictures, which suggest that he reads everything and sees nothing ; for they all represent scenes described in some poem. If one could only find an educated man who had never read a book, what a delightful companion he would be!" When the concert was over, they did not return directly to town, as Lydia wished to walk awhile in the gardens. In consequence, when they left Sydenham, they got into a Waterloo train, and so had to change at Clapham junction. It was a fine summer evening ; and Alice, though she thought that it became ladies to hide themselves from the public in waiting-rooms at railway stations, did not attempt to dissuade Lydia from walking to and fro at an unfrequented end of the platform, which terminated in a bank covered with flowers. " To my mind," said Lydia, " Clapham Junction is one of the prettiest places about London." •* Indeed ! " said Alice, a little maliciously. '• I thought that all artistic people looked on junctions and railway lines as blots on the landscape." •* Some of them do," said Lydia ; " but they are not the artists of our generation ; and those who take up their cry are no better than parrots. If every holiday recollection of my youth — every escape from town to country, be associated with the railway, I must feel towards it otherwise than did my father, upon whose middle age it came as a monstrous iron innovation. The locomo- tive is one of the wonders of modern childhood. Children crowd upon a bridge to see the train pass beneath. Little boys strut along the streets puffing and whistling in imitation of the engine. All that romance, silly as it looks, becomes sacred in after life. Besides, when it is not underground in a foul London tunnel, a train is a beautiful thing. Its pure white fleece of steam harmonizes with every variety of landscape. And its sound ! Have you ever stood on a sea coast skirted by a railway, and listened as the train came into hearing in the far distance ? At first it can hardly be distinguished from the noise of the sea: then you recognise it by its variation ; one moment smothered in a deep cutting, and the next sent echoing from some hillside. Sometimes it runs smoothly for many minutes, and then breaks suddenly into a rhythmic clatter, always changing in distance and intensity. When it comes near, you should get into a tunnel, and stand there whilst it passes. I did that once ; and it was like the last page of an overture by Beethoven, thunderingly impetuous. I cannot CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. 57 conceive how any person can hope to disparage a train by com- paring it with a stage coach ; and I know something of stage coaches, or, at least, of diligences. Their effect on the men em- ployed about them ought to decide the superiority of steam with- out further argument. I have never observed an engine driver who did not seem an exceptionally intelligent mechanic, whilst the very writers and artists who have preserved the memory of the coaching days for us do not appear to have taken coachmen seriously, or to have regarded them as responsible and civilized men. Abuse of the railway from a pastoral point of view is obsolete. There are millions of grown persons in England to whom the far sound of the train is as pleasantly suggestive as the piping of a blackbird. Again, — is not that Lord Worthington getting out of the train ? Yes, that one, at the third platform from this. He " She stopped. Alice looked, but could see neither Lord Worthington nor the cause of a subtle but perceptible change in Lydia, who said quickly, '* He is probably coming to our train. Come to the waiting- room." She walked swiftly along the platform as she spoke. Alice hurried after her; and they had but just got into the room, the door of which was close to the staircase which gave access to the platform, when a coarse din of mens' voices shewed that a noisy party were ascending the steps. Presently a man emerged reeling, and at once began to execute a drunken dance, and to sing as well as his condition and musical faculty allowed. Lydia stood near the window of the room, and watched in silence. Alice, following her example, recognized the drunken dancer as Mellish. He was followed by three men, gaily attired, and highly elated, but comparatively sober. After them came Cashel Byron, showily dressed in a velveteen coat, and tightly fitting fawn-coloured panta- loons that displayed the muscles of his legs. He also seemed quite sober ; but he was dishevelled ; and his left eye blinked frequently, the adjacent brow and cheek being much yellower than his natural complexion, which appeared to advantage on the right side of his face. Walking steadily to Mellish, who was now asking each of the bystanders in turn to come and drink at his expense, he seized him by the collar, and sternly bade him cease making a fool of himself. Mellish tried to embrace him. ** My own boy," he exclaimed affectionately. " He's my little nonpareil. Cashel Byron again' the world at catch weight. Bob Mellish's money " '* You sot," said Cashel, rolling him about until he was giddy as well as drunk, and then forcing him to sit down on a bench : " one would think you never saw a mill or won a bet in your life before." '* Steady, Byron," said one of the others. " Here's his lord- ship." Lord Worthington was coming up the stairs, apparently the most excited of the party. " Fine man ! " he cried, patting Cashel on the shoulder. " Splendid man ! You have won a monkey for me to-day ; and you shall have your share of it, old boy." *♦ I trained him," said Mellish, staggering forward again. " I trained him. You know me, my lord. You know Bob Mellish. A word with your lordship in c — confidence. You ask who knows 58 CASHEL byron's profrssion. liow to make the beef go and the muscle come. You ask 1 ask your lordship's pard'n. What'U your lordship take ?" '• Take care, for Heaven's sake ! " exclaimed Lord VVorthington, clutching at him as he reeled backwards towards the line. *♦ Dont you see the train ? " •♦ / know," said Mellish gravely. *' I am all right : no man more so. I am Bob Mellish. You ask " "Here. Come out of this," said one of the party, a powerful man with a scarred face and crushed nose, grasping Mellish and thrusting him into the train. *♦ Y'U 'ave to clap a beefsteak on that ogle of yours, where you napped the Dutchman's auctioneer, Byron. It's got more yellow paint on it than y'li like to show in church to-morrow." At this they all gave a roar of laughter, and entered a third class carriage. Lydia and Alice had but just time to take their places in the train before it started. •' Really I must say," said Alice, "that if those were Mr. Cashel Byron's and Lord Worthington's associates, their tastes are ver>* peculiar." *' Yes," said Lydia, almost grimly. •* I am a fair linguist ; but I did not understand a single sentence of their conversation, though I heard it all distinctly." " They were not gentlemen," said Alice. *' You say that no one can tell by a person's appearance whether he is a gentleman or not ; but surely you cannot think that those men are Lord Worth- ington's equals." '♦ 1 do not," said Lydia. •* They are ruffians ; and Cashel Byron is the most unmistakeable ruffian of them all." Alice, awestruck, did not venture to speak again until they left the train at Victoria. There was a crowd outside the carriage in which Cashel had travelled. They hastened past ; but Lydia asked a guard whether anything was the matter. He replied that a drunken man, alighting from the train, had fallen down upon the rails, and that, had the carriage been in motion, he would have been killed. Lydia thanked her informant, and, as she turned from him, found Bashville standing before her, touching his hat. She had given him no instructions to attend. However, she accepted his presence as a matter of course, and inquired whether the carriage was there. *♦ No, madam," replied Bashville. " The coachman had no orders." " Quite right. A hansom, if you please." When he was gone, she said to AHce, '* Did you tell Bashville to meet us ? " " Oh dear no," said Alice. " I should not think of doing such a thing." " Strange ! However, he knows his duties better than I do ; so I have no doubt that he has acted properly. He has bten waiting all the afternoon, I suppose, poor fellow." *' He has nothing else to do," said Alice carelessly. " Here he is. He has picked out a capital horse for us too." Meanwhile, Mellish had been dragged from beneath the train, and seated on the knee of one of his companions. He was in a stupor, and had a large lump on his brow. His eye was almost CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. 5J closed. The man with the crushed nose now shewed himself an expert surgeon. Whilst Cashel supported the patient on the knee of another man, and the rest of the party kept off the crowd by- mingled persuasion and violence, he produced a lancet and sum- marily reduced the swelling by lancing it. He then dressed the pimcture neatly with appliances for that purpose which he carried about him, and shouted in Mellish's ear to rouse him. But the trainer only groaned, and let his head drop inert on his breast. More shouting was resorted to, but in vain. Cashel impatiently expressed an opinion that Mellish was shamming, and declared that he would not stand there to be fooled with all the evening. " If he was my pal 'stead o' yours," said the man with the broken nose, " I'd wake him up fast enough." " I'll save you the trouble," said Cashel, coolly stooping and seizing between his teeth the cartilage of the trainer's ear. '* That's the way to do it," said the other approvingly, as Mellish screamed and started to his feet. " Now then. Up with you." He took Mellish's right arm ; Cashel took the left ; and they brought him away between them without paying the least heed to his tears, his protestations that he was hurt, his plea that he was an old man, or his bitter demand as to where Cashel would have been at that moment without his care. Lord Worthington had taken advantage of this accident to slip away from his travelling companions, and drive alone to his lodgings in Jermyn Street. He was still greatly excited ; and when his valet, an old retainer with whom he was on familiar terms, brought him a letter that had arrived during his absence, he asked him four times whether anyone had called, and four times interrupted him by scraps of information about the splendid day he had had and the luck he was in. '* I betted five hundred even that it would be over in quarter of an hour ; and then I betted Byron two hundred and fifty to one that it wouldnt. That's the way to do it : eh, Bedford ? Catch Cashel letting two hundred and fifty slip through his fingers ! By George though, he's an artful card. Attheend offourteen minutes I thought my five hundred was corpsed. The Dutchman was full of fight ; and Cashel suddenly turned weak and tried to back out of the rally. You should have seen the gleam in the Dutchman's eye when he rushed in after him. He made cock-sure of finishing him straight off." " Indeed, my lord. Dear me ! " ** I should think so : I was taken in by it myself. It was only done to draw the poor devil. By George, Bedford, you should have seen the way Cashel put in his right. But you couldnt have seen it : it was too quick. The Dutchman was asleep on the grass before he knew he'd been hit. Byron had collected fifteen pounds for him before he came to. His jaw must feel devilish queer after it. By Jove, Bedford, Cashel is a perfect wonder. I'd back him for every cent I possess against any man alive. He makes you feel proud of being an Englishman." Bedford looked on with submissive wonder as his master, trans- figured with enthusiasm, went hastily to and fro through the room, occasionally clenching his fist and smiting an imaginary Dutch- 6o CASHEL BYRON*S PROFESSION. man. The valet at last ventured to remind him that he had forgotten the letter. ♦•Oh, hang the letter ! "said.' Lord Worthington. *• It's Mrs. Hoskyn's writing — an invitatibti; bi' some such rot. Here: let's see it." CiuHpden Hill Road. Saturday. My dear Lord Worthin^ton, I liave not forgotten my promise to obtain for yon a near view of the famous Mrs. Herbert — Madame Simplicita, as you call her. She will be with us to-morrow evening ; and we shall be very happy to see you then^ if you care to cotne. At nine o'clock, Herr Abendgasse, a celebrated German art critic and a great friend of mine, will read us a paper on ♦* The True in A rt " ; but I will not pay you the compliment of pretending to believe that tluit interests you J so you may come at ten or half -past ^by which hour all tlte serious business of the evening will be over. ** Well, there is nothing like cheek,** said Lord Worthington, breaking off in his perusal. " These women think that because I enjoy life in a rational way, I dont know the back of a picture from the front, or the inside of a book from the cover. I shall go at nine sharp." // any of your acquaintances take an interest in art, I will gladly make them welcome. Could you not bring me a celebrity or two ? I am very anxious to have as good an audience as possible for Herr Abend gasse. How- ever, as it is, he shall have no reason to complain, as I flatter myself that I liave already secured a very distinguished assembly. Still, if you can add a second illustrious nanu to my list, by all means do so, '* Very good, Mrs. Hoskyn," said Lord Worthington, lookinj^ cunningly at the bewildered Bedford. " You shall have a celebrity — a real one — none of your mouldy old Germans — if I can only get him to come. If any of her people dont like him, they can tell him so. Eh, Bedford ? " iViiliiiLi: Liii* Jiiji CASHEL BYRON'S PROFESSION. 6l CHAPTER VI. Next evening, Lydia and Alice reached Mrs. Hoskyn's house in Campden Hill Road a few minutes before ten o'clock. They found Lord Worthington in the front garden, smoking and chatting with Mr. Hoskyn. He threw away his cigar and returned to the house with the two ladies, who observed that he was somewhat flushed with wine. They went into a parlour to take off their wraps, leaving him at the foot of the stairs. Presently they heard some- one come down and address him excitedly thus, ** Worthington. Worthington. He has begun making a speech before the whole room. He got up the moment old Abendgasse sat down. Why the deuce did you give him that glass of champagne ? " " Sh-sh-sh ! You dont say so ! Come with me ; and let us try to get him away quietly." " Did you hear that ? " said Alice, " Something must have happened." " I hope so," said Lydia. *' Ordinarily, the fault in these re- ceptions is that nothing happens. Do not announce us, if you please," she added, to thp servant, as they ascended the stairs. ** Since we have come late, let us spare the feelings of Herr Abendgasse by going in as quietly as possible." They had no difficulty in entering unnoticed ; for Mrs. Hoskyn considered obscurity beautiful ; and her rooms were but dimly lighted by two curious lanterns of pink glass, within which were vaporous flames. In the middle of the larger apartment was a small table covered with garnet colored plush, with a reading desk upon it, and two candles in silver candlesticks, the light of which, being brighter than the lanterns, cast strong double shadows from a group of standing figures about the table. The surrounding space was crowded with chairs, occupied chiefly by ladies. Be- hind them, along the wall, stood a row of men, among whom was Lucian Webber. All were staring at Cashel Byron, who was making a speech to some bearded and spectacled gentleman at the table. Lydia, who had never before seen him either in evening dress or quite at his ease, was astonished at his bearing. His eyes were sparkling ; his confidence overbore the company ; and his rough voice created the silence it broke. He was in high good humour, and marked his periods by the swing of his extended left arm, whilst he held his right hand close to his body and occasionally pointed his remarks by slyly wagging its forefinger. M> CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. ♦' executive power," he was saying as Lydia entered. *' That's a very good expression, gentlemen, and one that I can tell you a lot about. We have been told that if we want to civilize our neighbours, we must do it mainly by the example of our own hves, by each becoming a living illustration of the highest culture we know. But what I ask is, how is anybody to know that you're an illustration of culture. You cant go about like a sandwicn man with a label on your back to tell all the fine notions you have in your head ; and you may be sure no person will consider your mere appearance preferable to his own. You want an executive power: that's what youVant. Suppose you walked along the street and saw a man beating a woman, and setting a bad example to the roughs. Well, you would be bound to set a good example to them ; and, if you're men, you'd like to save the woman ; but you couldnt do it by merely living ; for that would be setting the bad example of passing on and leaving the poor creature to be beaten. What is it that you need to know then, in order to act up to your fine ideas ? Why, you want to know how to hit him, when to hit him, and where to hit him ; and then you want the nerve to go in and do it. That's executive power ; and that's what's wanted worse than sitting down and thinking how good you are, which is what this gentleman's teaching comes to after all. Dont you see? You want executive power to set an example. If you leave all that to the roughs, it's their example that will spread, and not yours. And look at the politics of it. We've heard a good deal about the French to-night. Well, they've got executive power. They know how to make a barricade, and how to fight behind it when they've made it. What's the result ? Why, the French, if they only knew what they wanted, could have it to-morrow for the asking — more's the pity that they dont know. In this country we can do nothing ; and if the lords and the landlords, or any other collection of nobs, were to drive us into the sea, what could we do but go ? There's a gentleman laughing at me for saying that ; but I ask him what would he do if the police or the soldiers came this evening and told him to turn out of his comfortable house into the Thames ? Tell 'em he wouldnt vote for their em- ployers at the next election, perhaps? Or, if that didnt stop them, tell 'em that he'd ask his friends to do the same ? That's a pretty executive power ! No, gentlemen. Dont let yourself be deceived by people that have staked their money against you. The first thing to learn is how to fight. There's no use in buying books and pictures unless you know how to keep them and your own head as well. If that gentleman that laughed knew how to fight, and his neighbors all knew how to fight too, he wouldnt need to fear police, nor soldiers, nor Russians, nor Prussians, nor any of the millions of men that may be let loose on him any day of the week, safe though he thinks himself. But, says you, let's have a division of labor. Let's not fight for ourselves, but pay other men to fight for us. That shews how some people, when they get hold of an idea, will work it to that foolish length that it's wearisome to listen to them. Fighting is the power of self preser- vation : another man cant do it for you. You might as well divide the labor of eating your dinner, and pay one fellow to take the CASHEL BYRON'S PROFESSION. 63 beef, another the beer, and the third the potatoes. But let us put it for the sake of argument that you do pay others to fight for you. Suppose someone else pays them higher, and they fight a cross, or turn openly against you ! You'd have only yourself to blame for giving the executive power to money. And so long as the executive power is money, the poor will be kept out of their corner and fouled against the ropes, whereas, by what I understand, the German professor wants them to have their rights. Therefore 1 say that a man's first duty is to learn to fight. If he cant do that, he cant set an example ; he cant stand up for his own rights or his neighbours' ; he cant keep himself in bodily health ; and if he sees the weak ill-used by the strong, the most he can do is to sneak away and tell the nearest policeman, who most likely wont turn up until the worst of the mischief is done. Coming to this lady's drawing- room, and making an illustration of himself, wont make him feel like a man after that. Let me be understood though, gentlemen : I dont intend that you should take everything I say too exactly — too literally, as it were. If you see a man beating a woman, I think you should interfere on principle. But dont expect to be thanked by her for it ; and keep your eye on her : dont let her get behind you. As for him, just give him a good one and go away. Never stay to get yourself into a street fight ; for it's low, and generally turns out badly for all parties. However, that's only a bit of practical advice. It doesnt alter the great principle that you should get an executive power. When you get that, you'll have courage in you ; and, what's more, your courage will be of some use to you. For though you may have courage by nature ; still, if you havent executive power as well, your courage will only lead you to stand up to be beaten by men that have both courage and executive power ; and what good does that do you ? People say that you're a game fellow ; but they wont find the stakes for you unless you can win them. You'd far better put your game in your pocket, and throw up the sponge while you can see to do it." " Now, on this subject of game, I've something to say that will ease the professor's mind on a point that he seemed anxious about. I am no musician; but I'll just show you how a man that understands one art understands every art. I made out from the gentleman's remarks that there is a man in the musical line named Wagner, who is what you might call a game sort of com- poser ; and that the musical fancy, though they cant deny that his tunes are first-rate, and that, so to speak, he wins his fights, yet they try to make out that he wins them in an outlandish way, and that he has no real science. Now I tell the gentleman not to mind such talk. As I have just shewn you, his game wouldnt be any use to him without science. He might have beaten a few second- raters with a rush while he was )^oung; but he wouldnt have lasted out as he has done unless he was clever as well. You will find that those that run him down are either jealous, or they are old stagers that are not used to his style, and think that anything new must be bad. Just wait a bit, and, take my word for it, they'll turn right round and swear that his style isnt new at all, and that he stole it from someone they saw when they were ten years old. History shews us that that is the way of such fellows in all ages, 64 CASHEL BYRON's PROFtSSlON. as the gentleman said ; and he gave you Beethoven as an example. lint an example like tliat dont go home to you, because there isnt one man in a million that ever heard of Beethoven. Take a man that everybody has heard of — ^Jack Randall! The very same things were said of him. After tnat, you neednt go to musicians for an example. The truth is, that there are people in the world with that degree of envy and malice in them that they cant bear to allow a good man his merits ; and when they have to admit that he can do one thing, they try to make out that there's something else he cant do. Come : I'll put it to you short and business-like. This German gentleman, who knows all about music, tells you that many pretend that this Wagner has game, but no science. Well, I, though I know nothing about music, will bet you twenty-five pounds that there's others that allow him to be full of science, but say that he has no game, and that all he does comes from his head, and not from his heart. I will. I'll bet twenty-five pounds on it ; and let the gentleman of the house be stakeholder, and the German gentleman referee. Eh ? Well, I'm glad to see that there are no takers." '• Now we'll go to another little point that the gentleman forgot. He recommended you to Uarn — to make yourselves better and wiser from day to day. But hedidnt tell you why it is that you wont learn, in spite of his advice. I suppo.'^e that, being a foreigner, he was afraid of hurting your feelings by talking too freely to you. But you're not so thinskinned as to take offence at a little plain speaking, I'll be bound ; so I tell you straight out that the reason you wont learn is not that you dont want to be clever, or that you are lazier than many that have learnt a great deal, but just because you'd like people to think that you know everything already — because you're ashamed to be seen going to school ; and you calculate that if you only hold your tongue and look wise, you'll get through life without your ignorance being found out. But Where's the good of lies and pretence ? What does it matter if you get laughed at by a cheeky brat or two for your awkward beginnings ? What's the use of always thinking of how you're looking, when your sense might tell you that other people are thinking about their own looks and not about yours ? A big boy doesnt look well on a lower form, certainly ; but when he works his way up he'll be glad he began. I speak to you more particularly because you're Londoners ; and Londoners beat all creation for thinking about themselves. However, I dont go with the gentle- man in everything he said. All this struggling and striving to make the world better is a great mistake ; not because it isnt a good thing to improve the world if you know how to do it, but because striving and struggling is the worst way you could set about doing anything. It gives a man a bad style, and weakens him. It shows that he dont believe in himself much. When I heard the professor striving and struggling so earnestly to set you to work reforming this, that, and the other, I said to myself * He's got himself to persuade as well as his audience. That isnt the language of conviction.' Whose " •' Really, sir," said Lucian Webber, who had made his way to the tatde, ** I think, as you have now addressed us at considerable CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. C^ length, and as there are other persons present whose opinions probably excite as much curiosity as yours " He was inter- rupted by a "Hear, hear," followed by "No, no," and " Go on," uttered in more subdued tones than are customary at public meetings, but with more animation than is usually displayed in drawing-rooms. Cashel, who had been for a moment somewhat put out, turned to Lucian and said, in a tone in- tended to repress, but at the same time humour his impatience,. "Dont you be in a hurry, sir. You shall have your turn presently. Perhaps I may tell you something you dont know- before you stop." Then he turned again to the company, and re- sumed. •* We were talking about effort when this young gentleman took it upon himself to break the ring. Now, nothing can be what you might call artistically done, if it's done with an effort. If a thing cant be done light and easy, steady and certain, let it not be done at all. Sounds strange, doesnt it ? But I'll tell you a stranger thing. The more effort you make, the less effect you produce. A would-he artist is no artist at all. I see that in my own profession (never mind what that profession is just at present, as the ladies might think the worse of me for it). But in all professions, any work that shows signs of labour, straining, yearning — as the German gentleman said — ,or effort of any kind, is work beyond the man's strength that does it, and therefore not well done. Perhaps it's beyond his natural strength ; but it is more likely that he was badly taught. Many teachers set their pupils on to strain and stretch so that they get used up, body and mind, in a few months. Depend upon it, the same thing is true in other arts. I once taught a fiddler that used to get a hundred guineas for playing two or three tunes ; and he told me that it was just the same thing with the fiddle — that when you laid a tight hold on your fiddle-stick, or even set your teeth hard together, you could do nothing but rasp like the fellows that play in bands for a few shillings a night." '* How much more of this nonsense must we endure ? " said Lucian audibly, as Cashel stopped for breath. Cashel turned, and looked at him. "By Jove," whispered Lord Worthington to his companion^ " that fellow had better be careful. I wish he would hold his tongue." " You think it's nonsense, do you ? " said Cashel, after a pause. Then he raised one of the candles, and illuminated a picture that hung on the wall. ** Look at that picture," he said. " You see that fellow in armour — St. George and the dragon or whatever he may be. He's jumped down from his horse to fight the other fellow — that one with his head in a big helmet, whose horse has tumbled. The lady in the gallery is half crazy with anxiety for St. George ; and well she may be. There's a posture for a man to fight in ! His weight isnt resting on his legs : one touch of a child's finger would upset him. Look at his neck craned out in front of him, and his face as flat as a full moon towards his man, as if he was inviting him to shut up both his eyes with one blow. You can all see that he's as weak and nervous as a cat, and that he doesnt know how to fight. And why does he give you that F 66 CASiiEL byron's profession. idea ? Just because he's all strain and stretch ; because heisnt at his ease ; because he carries the weight of his body as foolishly as one of the ladies here would carry a hod of bricks ; because he isnt safe, steady, and light on his pins, as he woukl be if he could forget himself for a minute and leave his body to find its proper balance of its own accord. If the painter of that picture had known his business, he would never have sent his man up to the scratch in such a figure and condition as that. But you can see with one eye that he didnt understand — I wont say the principles of fighting, but the universal principles that I've told you of, that case and strength, effort and weakness, go together. Now ! " added Cashel, again addressing Lucian : ** do you still think that notion of mine nonsense ? " And he smacked his hps with satis- faction ; for his criticism of the picture had produced a marked sensation ; and he did not know that this was due to the fact that the painter, Mr. Adrian Herbert, was present. Lucian tried to ignore the question ; but he found it impossible to ignore the questioner. '* Since you have set the example of expressing opinions without regard to considerations of common courtesy," he said shortly, •' I may say that your theory, if it can be called one, is manifestly absurd." Cashel, apparently unruffled, but with more deliberation of manner than before, looked about him as if in search of a fresh illustration. His glance finally rested on the lecturer's seat, a capacious crimson damask armchair that stood unoccupied at some distance behind Lucian. " I see you're no judge of a picture," said he good-humouredly, putting down the candle, and stepping in front of Lucian, who regarded him haughtily, and did not budge. •' But just look at it in this way. Suppose you wanted to hit me the most punishing blow you possibly could. What would you do ? Why, according to your own notion, you'd make a great effort. * The more effort, the more force,' you'd say to yourself. * I'll smash him even if I burst myself in doing it.' And what would happen then ? You'd only cut me and make me angry, besides exhausting all your strength at one gasp. Whereas, if you took it easy — like this " Here he made a light step forward, and placed his open palm gently against the breast of Lucian, who instantly reeled back as if the piston-rod of a steam-engine had touched him, and dropped into the chair. •* There ! " exclaimed Cashel, standing aside and pointing to him. " It's like pocketing a bilHard ball ! " A chatter of surprise, amusement, and remonstrance spread through the rooms ; and the company crowded towards the table. Lucian rose, white with rage, and for a moment entirely lost his self control. Fortunately, the effect was to paralyze him : he neither moved nor spoke, and only betrayed his condition by his pallor, and the hatred in his expression. Presently he felt a touch on his arm, and heard his name pronounced by Lydia. Her voice calmed him. He tried to look at her ; but his vision was dis- turbed : he saw double ; the lights seemed to dance before his eyes ; and Lord Worthington's voice, saying to Cashel, ** Rather too practical, old fellow," seemed to come from a remote CASHEL BYRON's PROFESSION. 6/ corner of the room, and yet to be whispered into his ear. He was moving irresolutely in search of Lydia, when his senses and his resentment were restored by a clap on the shoulder. " You wouldnt have believed that now, would you? " said Cashel. *' Dont look startled : you've no bones broken. You had your little joke with me in your own way ; and I had mine in my own way. That's only " He stopped : his brave bearing vanished : he became limp and shamefaced. Lucian, without a word, withdrew with Lydia to the adjoining apartment, and left him staring after her with wistful eyes and slackened jaw. In the meantime Mrs. Hoskyn, an earnest looking young woman with striking dark features and gold spectacles, was looking for Lord Worthington, who betrayed a consciousness of guilt by attempting to avoid her. But she cut off his retreat, and con- fronted him with a steadfast gaze that compelled him to stand and answer for himself. " Who is that gentleman whom you introduced to me ? I do not recollect his name." *• I am really awfully sorry, Mrs. Hoskyn. It was too bad of Byron. But Webber was excessively nasty." Mrs. Hoskyn, additionally annoyed by apologies which she had not invited, and which put her in the ignominious position of a complainant, replied coldly, '* Mr. Byron! Thank you: I had forgotten ", and was turning away when Lydia came up to intro- duce Alice, and to explain why she had entered unannounced. Lord Worthington then returned to the subject of Cashel, hoping to improve his credit by claiming Lydia's acquaintance for him. " Did you hear our friend Byron's speech, Miss Carew ? Very characteristic, I thought." " Very," said Lydia. ** I hope Mrs. Hoskyn's guests are all famiHar with his style. Otherwise they must find him a littl i startling." "Yes,'' said Mrs. Hoskyn, beginning to wonder whether Cashel could be some well-known eccentric genius. " He is very odd. I hope Mr. Webber is not offended." " He is the less pleased as he was in the wrong," said Lydia. ** Intolerant refusal to listen to an opponent is a species of vio- lence that has no business in such a representative nineteenth century drawing-room as yours, Mrs. Hoskyn. There was a fitness in rebuking it by skilled physical violence. Consider the prodigious tact of it too ! One gentleman knocks another half way across a crowded room, and yet no one is scandalized." " You see, Mrs. Hoskyn, the general verdict is * serve him right,' " said Lord Worthington. " With a rider to the effect that both gentlemen displayed complete indifference to the comfort of their hostess," said Lydia. " However, men so rarely sacrifice their manners to their minds that it would be a pity to blame them. You do not encourage conventionality, Mrs. Hoskyn ? " •' I encourage good manners, though certainly not conventional manners." F 2 iO CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. •* And you think there is a difference ? " ** I feel that there is a difference, "(said Mrs. Hoskyn with dignity. "So do I," said Lydia ; •* but one can hardly call others to account for one's own subjective ideas." Lydia went away to another part of the room without waiting for a reply. Meanwhile, Cashel stood friendless in the middle of the room, stared at by most of his neighbours, and spoken to by none. Women looked at him coldly lest it should be suspected that they were admiring him ; and men regarded him stiffly according to the national custom. Since his recognition of Lydia, his self-confidence had given place to a misgiving that he had been making a fool of himself. He began to feel lonely and abashed; and but for his professional habit of maintaining a cheerful counten- ance under adverse circumstances, he would have hid himself in the darkest corner of the room. He was getting sullen, and seeking consolation in thoughts of how terribly he could handle all these distantly-mannered black-coated gentleman if he chose, when Lord Worthington came up to him. " I had no idea you were such an orator, Byron," he said. " You can go into the church whea you cut the other trade. Eh ? " ** I wasnt brought up to the other trade," said Cashel ; '* and I know how to talk to ladies and gentlemen as well as to what you'd suppose to be my own sort. Dont you be anxious about me, my lord. I know how to make myself at hom^." " Oi course, of course," said Lord Worthington soothingly. •* Everyone can see by your manners that you are a gentleman : they recognise that even in the ring. Otherwise — I know you will excuse my saying so — I darent have brought you here." Cashel shook his head, but was pleased. He thought he hated flattery: had Lord Worthington told him that he was the best boxer in England — which he probably was — he would have despised him. But he wished to believe the false compliment to his manners, and was therefore perfectly convinced of its sincerity. Lord Worthington perceived this, and retired, pleased with his own tact, in search of Mrs. Hoskyn, to claim her promise of an introduction to Madame Szczympli9a, which Mrs. Hoskyn had, by way of punishing him for Cashel's misdemeanor, privately determined not to redeem. Cashel began to think he had better go. Lydia was surrounded by men who were speaking to her in German. He felt his own inability to talk learnedly even in English ; and he had, besides, a conviction that she was angry with him for upsetting her cousin, who was gravely conversing with Miss Goff. Suddenly a horrible noise caused a ger^eral start and pause. Mr. Jack, the eminent composer, had opened the pianoforte, and was illustrating some points in a musical composition under discussion by making dis- cordant sounds with his voice, accompanied by a few chords. Cashel laughed aloud in derision as he made his way towards the door through the crowd, which was now pressing round the pianoforte, at which Madame Szczympli9a had just come to the assistance of Jack. Near the door, and in a corner remote from the instrument, he came upon Lydia and a middle aged gentleman, evidently neither a professor nor an artist. CASHEL BYRON's PROFESSION. 69 •* Ab'n'gas is a very clever man," the gentleman was saying. ** I am sorry I didnt hear the lecture. But I leave all that to Mary. She receives the people who enjoy high art upstairs ; and I take the sensible men down to the garden or the smoking-room, according to the weather." ** What do the sensible women do ? " said Lydia. *' They come late," said Mr. Hoskyn, and then laughed at his repartee until he became aware of the vicinity of Cashel, whose health he immediately inquired after, shaking his hand warmly and receiving a numbing grip in return. As soon as he saw that Lydia and Cashel were acquainted, he slipped away and left them to entertain one another. " I wonder how he knows me," said Cashel, heartened by her gracious reception of a nervous bow. " I never saw him before in my life." ** He does not know you," said Lydia, with some sternness. ** He is your host, and therefore concludes that he ought to know you." *' Oh ! That was it, was it ? " He paused, at a loss for conver- sation. She did not help him. At last he added, '' I havent seen you this long time. Miss Carew." '* It is not very long since I saw you, Mr. Cashel Byron. I saw you yesterday at some distance from London." *' Oh Lord ! " exclaimed Cashel, " dont say that. You're joking, aint you ? " ♦* No. Joking, in that sense, does not amuse me." Cashel looked at her in consternation. " You dont mean to say that you went to see a — a — Where when did you see me ? You might tell me." *' Certainly. It was at Clapham Junction, at a quarter-past six." " Was anyone with me ? " " Your friend Mr. Mellish, Lord Worthington, and some other pe^pons." *' Yes. Lord Worthington was there. But where were you ? " *' In a waiting-room, close to you." '* I never saw you," said Cashel, growing red as he recalled the scene. *' We must have looked very queer. I had had an acci- dent to my eye ; and Mellish was not sober. Did you think I was in bad company ? " *' That was not my business, Mr. Cashel Byron." *' No," said Cashel, with sudden bitterness. " What did you care what company I kept ? You're mad with me because I made your cousin look like a fool, I suppose. That's what's the matter." Lydia looked around to see that no one was within earshot, and, speaking in a low tone to remind him that they were not alone, said, " There is nothing the matter, except that you are a grown up boy rather than a man. I am not mad with you because of your attack upon my cousin ; but he is very much annoyed ; and so is Mrs. Hoskyn, whose guest you were bound to respect." " I knew you'd be down on me. I wouldnt have said a word if I'd known that you were here," said Cashel dejectedly. " Lie 70 CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. down and be walked over: that's what you think I'm fit for. Another man would have twisted his head off." ** Is it possible that you do not know that gentlemen never twist one another's heads off in society, no matter how great may be the provocation ? " ** I know nothing," said Cashel, with plaintive sullenness. ** Everything I do is wrong. There ! Will that satisfy you ? ' Lydia looked up at him in doubt. Then, with steady patience, she added : ** Will you answer me a question on your honour ? " He hesitated, fearing that she was going to ask what he was. ** The question is this," she said, observing the hesitation. ** Are you a simpleton, or a man of science pretending to be a simpleton for the sake of mocking me and my Iriends ? " " I am not mocking you : honour bright ! All that about science was only a joke — at least it's not what you call science. I'm a real simpleton in drawing-room affairs; though I'm clever enough in my own line.*' "Then try to believe that I take no pleasure in making you confess yourself in the wrong, and that you cannot have a lower opinion of me than the contrary belief implies." *• That's just where you're mistaken," said Cashel obstinately. " I havent got a low opinion of you at all. There's such a thing as being too clever." ** You may not know that it is a low opinion. Nevertheless, it is so." " Well, have it your own way. I'm wrong again ; and you're right." *' So far from being gratified by that, I had rather that we were both in the right and agreed. Can you understand that ? " *' I cant say I do. But I give in to it. What more need you care for ? " " I had rather you understood. Let me try to explain. You think that I like to be cleverer than other people. You are mis- taken. I should like them all to know whatever I know." Cashel laughed cunningly, and shook his head. " Dont you make any mistake about that," he said. ** You dont want anybody to be quite as clever as yourself: it isnt in human nature that you should. You'd like people to be just clever enough to shew you off — to be worth beating. But you wouldnt like them to be able to beat you. Just clever enough to know how much cleverer you are : that's about the mark. Eh ? " Lydia made no further effort to enlighten him. She looked at him thoughtfully, and said slowly, ♦' I begin to hold the clue to your idiosyncrasy. You have attached yourself to the modern doctrine of a struggle for existence, and look on life as a perpetual combat." " A fight ? Just so. What is life but a fight ? The curs forfeit or get beaten ; the rogues sell the fight and lose the confidence of their backers ; the game ones, and the clever ones, win the stakes, and have to hand over the lion's share of them to the loafers ; and luck plays the devil with them all in turn. That's not the way they describe life in books ; but that's what it is." " Oddly put, but perhaps true. Still, is there any need of CASHEL BYRON S PROl'KSSION, 71 a Struggle? Is not the world large enough for us all to live peace- fully in ? " *♦ You may think so, because you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth. But if you hadnt to fight for that silver spoon, someone else had ; and no doubt he thought it hard that it should be taken away from him and given to you. I was a snob myself once, and thought the world was made for me to enjoy myself and order about the poor fellows whose bread I was eating. But I was left one day where I couldnt grab any more of their bread, and had to make some for myself — ay, and some extra for loafers that had the power to make me pay for what they didnt own. That took the conceit out of me fast enough. But what do you know about such things? " " More than you think, perhaps. These are dangerous ideas t& take with you into English society." "Hmf!" growled Cashel. "They'd be more dangerous if I could give every man that is robbed of half what he earns twelve lessons — in science." " So you can. Publish your lessons. Twelve lectures on political economy, by Cashel Byron. I will help you to publish them, if you wish." " Bless your innocence ! " said Cashel: "the sort of political economy I teach cant be learned from a book." *♦ You have become an enigma again. But yours is not the creed of a simpleton. You are playing with me — revealing your wisdom from beneath a veil of infantile guilelessness. I have no more to- say." " May I be shot if I understand you ! I never pretended to be guileless. Come : is it because I raised a laugh against your cousin that you're so spiteful ? " Lydia looked earnestly and doubtfully at him ; and he in- stinctively put his head back, as if it were in danger. " You da not understand, then ? " she said. " I will test the genuineness of your stupidity by an appeal to your obedience." ♦* Stupidity ! Go on." ** But will you obey me, if I lay a command upon you ? " ** I will go through fire and water for you." Lydia blushed faintly, and paused to wonder at the novel sensation before she resumed. " You had better not apologize to my cousin : partly because you would only make matters worse : chiefly because he does not deserve it. But you must make this speech to Mrs. Hoskyn when you are going. * I am very sorry I forgot myself — " *' Sounds like Shakspere, doesnt it ?" observed Cashel. " Ah ! the test has found you out : you are only acting after all. But that does not alter my opinion that you should apologize." •' All right. I dont know what you mean by testing and acting; and I only hope you know yourself. But no matter: I'll apologize: a man like me can aiford to. I'll apologize to your cousin too, if you like." " I do not like. But what has that to do with it ? I suggest these things, as you must be aware, for your own sake and not for mine." " As for my own, I dont care twopence : I do it all for you. I dont even ask whether there is anything between you and him." 72 CASHEL BYRON'S PROFESSlOKi " Would you like to knoW ? " said Lydia deliberately, after k pause of astonishment. *' Do you mean to say you'll tell me ?" he exclaimed. ** If you do, I'll say you're as good as gold." *♦ Certainly I will tell you. There is an old friendship and cousinship between us ; but we are not engaged, nor at all likt'ly to be. I tell you so because, if I avoided the question, you would draw the opposite and false conclusion." ** I am glad of it, *' said Cashel, unexpectedly becoming very gloomy. ** He isnt man enough for you. But he's your equal, damn him I " " He is my cousin, and, I believe, my sincere friend. Therefore please do not damn him." ** I know I shouldnt have said that. But I am only damning my own luck." " Which will not improve it in the least." " I know that. You neednt have said it. I wouldnt have said a thing like that to you, stupid as I am." ** Evidently you suppose me to have meant more than I really did. However, that does not matter. You are still an enigma to me. Had we not better try to hear a little of Madame Szczympli9a's performance ? " ** I'm a pretty plain enigma, I should think," said Cashel mourn- fully. " I would rather have you than any other woman in the world ; but you're too rich and grand for me. If I cant have the satisfaction of marrying you, I may as well have the satisfaction of saying I'd like to." ♦• Hardly a fair way of approaching the subject," said Lydia composedly, but with a play of colour again in her cheeks. " Allow me to forbid it unconditionally. I must be plain with you, Mr. Cashel Byron. I do not know what you are or who you are ; and I believe you have tried to mystify me on both points " ** And you never shall find out either the one or the other if I can help it," put in Cashel ; *' so that we're in a preciously bad way of coming to a good understanding." " True," assented Lydia. ** I do not make secrets ; I do not keep them ; and I do not respect them. Your humour clashes with my principle." '* You call it a humour! " said Cashel angrily. ** Perhaps you think I am a duke in disguise. If so, you may think better of it. If you had a secret, the discovery of which would cause you to be kicked out of decent society, you would keep it pretty tight. And that through no fault of your own, mind you ; but through down- right cowardice and prejudice in other people." •* There are at least some fears and prejudices common in society that I do not share," said Lydia, after a moment's re- flection. " Should I ever find out your secret, do not too hastily conclude that you have forfeited my consideration." *' You are just the last person on earth by whom I want to be found out. But you'll find out fast enough. Pshaw ! " cried Cashel, with a laugh, ** I'm as well known as Trafalgar Square. But I cant bring myself to tell you ; and I hate secrets as much as you do ; so let's drop it and talk about something else." CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. 73 " We have talked long enough. The music is over ; and the people will return to this room presently, perhaps to ask me who and what is the stranger who made them such a remarkable speech." *' Just a word. Promise me that you wont ask any of them that." ♦* Promise you ! No. I cannot promise that." " Oh Lord ! " said Cashel, with a groan. ** I have told you that I do not respect secrets. For the present I will not ask ; but I may change my mind. Meanwhile we must not hold long conversations. I even hope that we shall not meet. There is only one thing that I am too rich and grand for. That one thing — mystification. Adieu." Before he could reply, she was away from him in the midst of a number of gentlemen, and in conversation with one of them. Cashel seemed overwhelmed. But in an instant he recovered him- self, and stepped jauntily before Mrs. Hoskyn, who had just come into his neighbourhood. " I'm going, ma'am," he said. " Thank you for a pleasant ■evening. I'm very sorry I forgot myself. Good-night." Mrs. Hoskyn, naturally frank, felt some vague response within herself to this address. But, though not usually at a loss for words in social emergencies, she only looked at him ; blushed slightly ; and offered her hand. He took it as if it were a tiny baby's hand, and he afraid of hurting it ; gave it a little pinch ; and turned to go. Mr. Adrian Herbert, the painter, was directly in his way, with his back towards him. ** liyou please, sir," said Cashel, taking him gently by the ribs, and moving him aside. The artist turned indignantly ; but Cashel was passing the doorway. On the stairs he met Lucian and Alice, and stopped a moment to take leave of them. '' Good-night, Miss Goff"," he said. *' It's a pleasure to see the country roses in your cheeks." He lowered his voice as he added, to Lucian, " Dont you worry yourself over that little trick I shewed you. If any of your friends chaff you about it, tell them that it was Cashel B57ron did it, and ask them whether they think they could have helped themselves any better than you could. Dont «ver let a person come within distance of you while you're standing in that silly way on both your heels. Why, if a man isnt properly planted on his pins, a broomhandle falling against him will upset him. That's the way of it. Good-night." Lucian returned the salutation, mastered by a certain latent BYRbN*S PROFESSION. 83 " Down ! " said Cashel. '* How long will you stay down if I choose to have you up ? " And, suiting the action to the word, he seized Teddy with his left hand, lifted him to his feet, threw him into a helpless position across his knee, and poised his right fist like a hammer over his upturned face. " Now," he said, ** you're not down. What have you to say for yourself before I knock your face down your throat ? " " Dont do it, gov'nor," gasped Teddy. ** I didnt mean no harm. How was I to know that the young lady was a pal o' yourn." Here he struggled a little ; and his face assumed a darker hue. " Let go, master," he cried, almost inarticulately. " You're ch — choking me." '* Pray let him go,'* said Lydia, disengaging herself from the butcher and catching Cashel's arm. Cashel, with a start, relaxed his grasp ; and Teddy rolled on the ground. He went away thrusting his hands into his sleeves, and outfacing his disgrace by a callous grin. Cashel, without speak- ing, offered Lydia his arm ; and she, seeing that her best course was to get away from that place with as few words as possible, accepted it, and then turned and thanked the butcher, who blushed and became speechless. The little man whose exclamation had interrupted the combat, now waved his hat, and cried, ** The British Lion for ever ! Three cheers for Cashel Byron.** Cashel turned upon him curtly, and said, " Dont you make so free with other people's names, or perhaps you may get into trouble yourself." The little man retreated hastily ; but the crowd responded with three cheers as Cashel, with Lydia on his arm, withdrew through a lane of disreputable-looking girls, roughs of Teddy's class, white- aproned shopmen who had left their counters to see the fight, and a few pale clerks, who looked with awe at the prize-fighter, and with wonder at the refined appearance of his companion. The two were followed by a double file of boys, who, with their eyes fixed earnestly on Cashel, walked on the footways whilst he conducted Lydia down the middle of the narrow street. Not one of them turned a somersault or uttered a shout. Intent on their hero, they pattered along, coming into collision with every object that la}?' in their path. At last Cashel stopped. They instantly stopped too. He took some bronze coin from his pocket, rattled it in his hand, and addressed them. • Boys." Dead silence. ** Do you know what I have to do to keep up my strength ? " The hitherto steadfast eyes wandered un- easily. •* I have to eat a little boy for supper every night, the last thing before going to bed. Now, I havent quite made up my mind which of you would be the most to my taste ; but if one of you comes a step further, I'll eat him. So away with you." And he jerked the coins to a considerable distance. There was a yell and a scramble ; and Cashel and Lydia pursued their way unattended. Lydia had taken advantage of the dispersion of the boys to detach herself from Cashel's arm. She now said, speaking to him for the first time since she had interceded for Teddy, ** I am sorry to have given you so much trouble, Mr. Cashel G 2 Slf CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. Byron. Thank you for interfering to protect me ; but I was in no real danger. I would gladly have borne with a few rough words for the sake of avoiding a disturbance." rr( " There !" cried Cashel. *' I knew it. You'd a deal rather I had minded my own business and not interfered. You're sorry for the poor fellow I treated so badly : aint you now ? That's a woman all over." " I have not said one of these things." ' . •' Well, I dont see what else you mean. It's no pleasure to me .to fight chance men in the streets for nothing: I dont get my living that way. And now that I have done it for your sake, you as good as tell me I ought to have kept myself quiet." •' Perhaps I am wrong. I hardly understand what passed. You seemed to drop from the clouds." jhI ,*' Aha ! You were glad when you found me at your elbow, in [ilpite of your talk. Come now : werent you glad to see me ? " .;! ** I was — very glad indeed. But by what magic did you so suddenly subdue that man ? And was it necessary to sully your hands by throtthng him ? " *' It was a satisfaction to me ; and it served him right." " Surely a very poor satisfaction ! Did you notice that some one in the crowd called out your name ; and that it seemed to frighten the man terribly? " " Indeed. Odd, wasnt it ? But you were saying that you thought I dropped from the sky. Why, I had been following you for five minutes before ! What do you think of that ? If I may take the liberty of asking, how did you come to be walking round Soho at such an hour with a little ragged boy ? " Lydia explained. W hen she finished, it was nearly dark ; and they had reached Oxford Street, where, like Lucian in Regent's Park that afternoon, she became conscious that her companion was an object of curiosity to many of the young men who were lounging in that thoroughfare. " Alice will think that I am lost," she said, making a signal to a cabman. " Good-bye ; and many thanks. I am always at home on Fridays, and shall be very happy to see you." She handed him a card. He took it ; read it ; looked at the back to see if there was anything written there ; and then said dubiously, " I suppose there will be a lot of people." ** Yes : you will meet plenty of people." '• Hm ! I wish you'd let me see you home now. I wont ask to go any further than the gate." Lydia laughed. *' You should be very welcome, ' she said ; " but I am quite safe, thank you. I need not trouble you." ; i " But suppose the cabman bullies you for double fare," persisted .>Cashel. "I have business up in Finchley ; and your place is right in my way there. Upon my soul I have," he added, sus- pecting that she doubted him. " I go every Tuesday evening ,to the St. John's Wood Cestus Club." r , *'I am hungry and in a hurry to get home," said Lydia. "*I must begone and live, or stay and die.' Come if you will ; but in any case let us go at once." CASHEL BYRON's PROFESSION. >' 85 She got into the cab ; and Cashel followed, making some re- mark which she did not quite catch about its being too dark for anyone to recognize him. They spoke little during the drive, which was soon over. Bashville was standing at the open door as they came to the house. When Cashel got out, the footman looked at him with interest and some surprise. But when Lydia alighted, he was so startled that he stood open-mouthed, although he was trained to simulate insensibility to everything except his own business, and to do that as automatically as possible. Cashel bade Lydia good-bye, and shook hands with her. As she went into the house, she asked Bashville whether Miss Goff was within. To her surprise, he paid no attention to her, but stared after the re- treating cab. She repeated the question. " Madame," he said, recovering himself with a start : "■ she har, asked for you four times." Lydia, relieved of a disagreeable suspicion that her usually faultless footman must be drunk, thanked him and went upstairs. &6 CASH£L BYKON'S PROFESSION. CHAPTER VIIL One morning, a handsome young man, elegantly dressed, pre« sented himself at Downing Street, and asked to see Mr. Lucian Webber. He declined to send in a card, and desired to be announced simply as '• Bashville." Lucian ordered him to be ad- mitted at once, and, when he entered, nodded affably to him and invited him to sit down. " I thank you, sir," said Bashville, seating himself. It struck Lucian then, from a certain strung-up resolution in his visitor's manner, that he had come on some business of his own, and not,, as he had taken for granted, with a message from his mistress. ♦♦ I have come, sir, on my own responsibility this morning. I hope you will excuse the liberty." '* Certainly. If I can do anything for you, Bashville, dont be- afraid to ask. But be as brief as you can. I am so busy that every second I give you will probably be subtracted from mj- night's rest. Will ten minutes be enough ? " •♦ More than enough, sir, thank you. I only wish to ask one question. I own that I am stepping out of my place to ask it ; but I'll risk that. Does Miss Carew know what the Mr. Cashel Byron is that she receives every Friday with her other friends ? " " No doubt she does," said Lucian at once becoming cold in his manner, and looking severely at Bashville. " What business is that of yours? " ♦* Do you know what he is, sir ? " said Bashville, returning Lucian's gaze steadily. Lucian changed countenance, and re- placed a pen that had slipped from a rack on his desk. " He is not an acquaintance of mine," he said. *' I only know him as a friend of Lord Worthington's." "Sir," said Bashville, with sudden vehemence, "he is no more to Lord Worthington than the racehorse his lordship bets on. / might as well set up to be a friend of his lordship because I, after a manner of speaking, know him. Byron is in the ring, sir. A common prize-fighter ! " Lucian, recalling what had passed at Mrs. Hoskyn's, and Lord Worthington's sporting habits, believed the assertion at once. But he made a faint effort to resist conviction. " Are you sure of this, Bashville?" he said. " Do you know that your statement is a very serious one ? " CASHEL BYRON's PROFESSION. 87 ** There is no doubt at all about it, sir. Go to any sporting public-house in London and ask who is the best known fighting man of the day, and they'll tell you Cashel Byron. I know all about him, sir. Perhaps you have heard tell of Ned Skene, who was champion, belike, when you were at school." ♦* I believe I have heard the name." " Just so, sir. Ned Skene picked up this Cashel Byron in the streets of Melbourne, where he was a common sailor boy, and trained him for the ring. You may have seen his name in the papers, sir. The sporting ones are full of him ; and he was mentioned in the Times a month ago." " I never read articles on such subjects. I have hardly time to glance through the ones that concern me." *♦ That's the way it is with everybody, sir. Miss Carew never thinks of reading the sporting intelligence in the papers ; and so he passes himself off on her for her equal. He's well known for his wish to be thought a gentleman, sir, I assure you." ♦* I have noticed his manner as being odd, certainly." " Odd, sir ! Why, a child might see through him; for he has not the sense to keep his own secret. Last Friday he was in the library ; and he got looking at the new biographical dictionary that Miss Carew contributed the article on Spinoza to. And what do you think he said, sir? 'This is a blessed book,' he says, * Here's ten pages about Napoleon Bonapart, and not one about Jack Randall ; as if one fighting man wasnt as good as another ! ' I knew by the way the mistress took up that saying, and drew him out, so to speak, on the subject, that she didnt know who she had in her house ; and then I determined to tell you, sir. I hope you wont think that I come here behind his back out of malice against him. All I want is fair play. If I passed myself off on Miss Carew as a gentleman, I should deserve to be exposed as a cheat ; and when he tries to take advantages that dont belong to him, I think I have a right to expose him." *' Quite right, quite right," said Lucian, who cared nothing for Bashville's motives. " I suppose this Byron is a dangerous man to have any personal unpleasantness with." '' He knows his business, sir. I am a better judge of wrestling than half of these London professionals ; but I never saw the man that could put a hug on him. Simple as he is, sir, he has a genius for fighting, and has beaten men of all sizes, weights, and colours. There's a new man from the black country, named Paradise, who says he'll beat him ; but I wont believe it till I see it." " Well," said Lucian rising, *' I am much indebted to you, Bashville, for your information ; and I will take care to let Miss Carew know how you have " ♦* Begging your pardon, sir," said Bashville ; '' but, if you please, no. I did not come to recommend myself at the cost of another man ; and perhaps Miss Carew might not think it any great recommendation neither." Lucian looked quickly at him, and seemed about to speak, but checked himself. Bashville continued^ *♦ If he denies it, you may call me as a witness, and I will tell him to his face that he lies — and so I would if he were twice as dangerous ; but, except in that way, I would ask you, sir, as a favour, not to mention my name to Miss Carew." 88 CASHEL BYRON's PROFESSION. " As you please," said Lucian, taking out his purse. " Perhaps you are right. However, you shall not have your trouble for nothing." ** I couldnt really, sir," said Bashville, retreating a step. ** You will agree with me, Tm sure, that this is not a thing that a man should take payment for. It is a personal matter between me and Byron, sir." Lucian, displeased that a servant should have any personal feelings on any subject, much more one that concerned his mistress, put back his purse without comment, and said, " Will Miss Carew be at home this afternoon between three and four ? " *' I have not heard of any arrangement to the contrary, sir. I will telegraph to you if she goes out — if you wish." *• It does not matter. Thank you. Good morning." " Good morning, sir," said Bashville respectfully, as he with- drew. Outside the door his manner changed. He put on a pair of primrose gloves ; took up a silver mounted walking stick that he had left in the corridor ; and walked from Downing Street into Whitehall. A party of visitors from the country, who were standing there examining the buildings, guessed that he was a junior lord of the Treasury. He waited in vain that afternoon for Lucian to appear at the house in Regent's Park. There were no callers; and he wore away the time by endeavouring, with the aid of a library that Miss Carev/ had placed at the disposal of her domestics, to unravel the philosophy of Spinoza. At the end of an hour, feeling satisfied that he had mastered that author's views, he proceeded to vary the monotony of the long summer's day by polishing Lydia's plate. Meanwhile, Lucian was considering how he could best make Lydia not only repudiate Cashel's acquaintance, but feel thoroughly ashamed of herself for having encouraged him, and wholesomely mistrustful of her own judgment for the future. His parliamentary experience had taught him to provide himself with a few well arranged relevant facts before attempting to influence the opinions of others on any subject. He knew no more of prize-fighting than that it was a brutal and illegal practice, akin to cockfighting, and, like it, generally supposed to be obsolete. Knowing how prone Lydia was to suspect any received opinion of being a pre- judice, he felt that he must inform himself more particularly. To Lord Worthington's astonishment, he not only asked him to dinner next evening, but listened with interest whilst he descanted to his heart's content on his favorite topic of the ring. As the days passed, Bashville became nervous, and sometimes wondered whether Lydia had met her cousin and heard from him of the interview at Downing Street. He fancied that her manner towards him was changed ; and he was once or twice on the point of asking the most sympathetic of the housemaids whether she had noticed it. On Wednesday his suspense ended. Lucian came, and had a long conversation with Lydia in the library. Bashville was too honourable to listen at the door ; but he felt a strong temp- tation to do so, and almost hoped that the sympathetic housemaid might prove less scrupulous. But Miss Carew's influence extended CASHEL BYRON's PROFESSION. i^g farther than her bodily presence ; and Lucian's revelation was made in complete privacy. When he entered the library, he looked so serious that she asked him whether he had neuralgia, from which he occasionally suffered. He replied with some indignation that he had not, and that he had a communication of importance to make to her. " What ! Another ! " " Yes, another," he said, with a sour smile ; " but this time it does not concern m5^self. May I warn you as to the character of one of your guests without overstepping my privilege ? " " Certainly. But perhaps you mean Vernet. If so, I am per- fectly aware that he is an exiled Communard." *' I do not mean Monsieur Vernet. You understand, I hope, that 1 do not approve of him, nor of your strange fancy for Nihilists, Fenians, and other doubtful persons ; but I think that even you might draw the line at a prize-fighter." Lydia lost colour, and said, almost inaudibly, *' Cashel Byron ! '* "Then you knew!" exclaimed Lucian, scandalized. Lydia waited a moment to recover ; settled herself quietly in her chair ; and replied calmly, " I know what you tell me — nothing more. And now, will you explain to me exactly what a prize- fighter is?" *' He is simply what his name indicates. He is a man who fights for prizes." " So does the captain of a man-of-war. And yet society does not place them in the same class : — at least I do not think so." *' As if there could be any doubt that society does not! There is no analogy whatever between the two cases. Let me endeavour to open your eyes a little, if that be possible, which I am some- times tempted to doubt, A prize-fighter is usually a man of natur- ally ferocious disposition, who has acquired some reputation among his associates as a bully ; and who, by constantly quarrelling, has acquired some practice in fighting. On the strength of this repu- tation, he can generally find some gambler willing to stake a sum of money that he will vanquish a pugilist of established fame in single combat. Bets are made between the admirers of the two men ; a prize is subscribed for, each party contributing a share ; the combatants are trained as racehorses, gamecocks, or their like are trained ; they meet, and beat each other as savagely as they can until one or the other is too much injured to continue the combat. This takes place in the midst of a mob of such persons as enjoy spectacles of the kind : that is to say, the vilest black- guards whom a large city can afford to leave at large, and many whom it can not. As the prize-money contributed by each side often amounts to upwards of a thousand pounds ; and as a suc- cessful pugilist commands far higher terms for giving tuition in boxing that! a tutor at one of the universities does for coaching ; you will see that such a man, while his youth and luck last, may have plenty of money, and may even, by aping the manners of the gentlemen whom he teaches, deceive careless people — especially those who admire eccentricity — as to his true character and position," " What is his true position ? I mean before he becomes a prize- fighter." go CASHBL BYRON S PROFESSION. '• Well, he maybe a handicraftsman of some kind : a journeyman butcher, skinner, tailor, or baker. Possibly a soldier, sailor, policeman, gentleman's servant, or what not ? But he is generally a common labourer. The waterside is prolific of such heroes." •* Do they never come from a higher rank ? " *' Never even from the better classes in their own. Broken down gentlemen are not likely to succeed at work that needs the strength and endurance of a bull, and the cruelty of a butcher." *• And the end of a prize-fighter. What is that like ? " •* He soon has to give up his trade. For, if he be repeatedly beaten, no one will either bet on him or subscribe to provide him with a stake. If he is invariably successful, those, if any, who dare fight him find themselves in a like predicament. In either case his occupation is gone. If he has saved money, he opens a sporting public-house, where he sells spirits of the worst descrip- tion to his old rivals and their associates, and eventually drinks himself to death or bankruptcy. If, however, he has been improvi- dent or unfortunate, he begs from his former patrons and gives lessons. Finally, when the patrons are tired of him and the pupils fail, he relapses into the labouring class with a ruined constitution, a disfigured face, a brutalized nature, and a tarnished reputation." Lydia remained silent so long after this that Lucian's expression of magisterial severity first deepened, then wavered, and finally gave way to a sense of injury; for she seemed to have forgotten him. He was alx)ut to protest against this treatment, when she looked at him again, and said, ** Why did Lord Worthington introduce a man of this class to me?" " Because you asked him to do so. Probably he thought that H you chose to make such a request without previous inquiry, you should not blame him if you found yourself saddled with an undesir- able acquaintance. Recollect that you asked for the introduction on the platform at Wiltstoken, in the presence of the man himself. Such a ruffian would be capable of making a disturbance for much less offence than an explanation and refusal would have given him." *• Lucian," said Lydia, in a tone of gentle admonition : " I asked to be introduced to my tenant, for whose respectability you had vouched by letting the Warren Lodge to him." Lucian reddened. " How does Lord Worthington explain Mr. Byron's appearance at Mrs. Hoskyn's ? " *' it was a stupid joke. Mrs. Hoskyn had worried Worthington to bring some celebrity to her house ; and, in revenge, he took his pugilistic protege.*' «'Hm!" ** I do not defend Worthington. But discretion is hardly to be expected from him." " He has discretion enough to understand a case of this kind thoroughly. But let that pass. I have been thinking upon what you tell me about these singular people, whose existence I hardly knew of before. Now, Lucian, in the course of my reading I have come upon denunciations of every race and pursuit under the sun. Very respectable and well informed men have held that Jews, Irishmen, Christians, atheists, lawyers, doctors, politicians, actors^ CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. 9I artists, flesh eaters, and spirit drinkers, are all of necessity degraded beings. Such statements can be easily proved by taking a black sheep from each flock, and holding him up as the type. It is more reasonable to argue a man's character from the nature of his pro- fession ; and yet even that is very unsafe. War is a cruel business ; but soldiers are not necessarily bloodthirsty and inhuman men. j am not quite satisfied that a prize-fighter is a violent and dangerous man because he follows a violent and dangerous profession — I suppose they call it a profession." Lucian was about to speak ; but she interrupted him by con- tinuing, *' And yet that is not what concerns me at present. Have you found out anything about Mr. Byron personally ? Is he an ordinary representative of his class ? " ** No : I should rather think — and hope — that he is a very extra- ordinary representative of it. I have traced his history back to his boyhood, when he was a cabin-boy. Having apparently failed to recommend himself to his employers in that capacity, he became errand boy to a sort of mditrc d'armes at Melbourne. Here he discovered where his genius lay ; and he presently appeared in the ring with an unfortunate young man named Ducket, whose jaw he fractured. This laid the foundation of his fame. He fought several battles with unvarying success ; but at last he allowed his valour to get the better of his discretion so far as to kill an English- man who contended with him with desperate obstinacy for two hours. I am informed that the particular blow by which he felled the poor wretch for the last time is known in pugilistic circles as * Cashel's killer,' and that he has attempted to repeat it in all his subsequent! encounters, without, however, achieving the same fatal result. The failure has doubtless been a severe disappoint- ment to him. He fled from Australia, and re-appeared in America, where he resumed his victorious career, distinguishing himself specially by throwing a gigantic opponent in some dreadful fashion that these men have, and laming him for life. He then — " " Thank |you, Lucian," said Lydia, rather faintly. *' That is quite enough. Are you sure that it is all true ? " " My authority is Lord Worthington, and a number of news- paper reports which he shewed me, Byron himself will probably be proud to give you the fullest confirmation of the record. I should add, in justice to him, that he is looked upon as a model — to pugilists — of temperance and general good conduct." " Do you remember my remarking a few days ago, on another subject, how meaningless our observations are until we are given the right thread to string them on ? " " Yes," said Webber, disconcerted by the allusion. ** My acquaintance with this man is a case in point. He has obtruded his horrible profession upon me every time we have met. I have actually seen him publicly cheered as a pugilist-hero ; and yet, being off" the track, and ignorant of the very existence of such a calling, I have looked on and seen nothing." Lydia then narrated her adventure in Soho, and listened with the perfect patience of indifference to his censure of her imprudence in going there alone. 92 CASHEL BYRON's PROFESSION. " And now, Lydia," he added, •♦ may I ask what you intend to do in this matter? '* •' What would you have me do? " •' Drop his acquaintance at once. Forbid him your house in the most expHcit terms." "A pleasant task!" said Lydia ironically. " But I will do it — not so much, perhaps, because he is a prizefighter, as because he is an impostor. Now go to the writing table, and draft me a proper letter to send him." Lucian*s face elongated. '• I think," he said, '♦ you can do that better for yourself. It is a delicate sort of thing." " Yes. It is not so easy as you implied a moment ago. Other- wise I should not require your assistance. As it is — " She pointed again to the table. Lucian was not ready with an excuse. He sat down reluctantly, and, after some consideration, indited the following. " Miss C a rew presents lut complinunts to Mr. Caslul Byron^ and begs to inform him thai she will not be at Jwme during the remainder of the season as heretofore, Sfte therefore regrets tliat sJu cannot fuive the pleasure oj receiving him on Friday afternoon.'' •• I think yon will find that sufficient," said Lncian. " Probably," said Lydia, smiling as she read it. " But what shall I do if he takes offence ; calls here ; breaks the windows ; and beats Bashville. Were I in his place, that is what such a letter would provoke me to do." •• He dare not give any trouble. But I will warn the police if you feel anxious." ** By no means. We must not shew ourselves inferior to him in courage, which is, I suppose, his cardinal virtue." •' If you write the note now, I will post it for you." " No, thank you. I will send it with my other letters." Lucian would rather have waited ; but she would not write whilst he was there. So he left, satisfied on the whole with the success of his mission. When he was gone, she took a pen, endorsed his draft neatly, placed it in a drawer, and wrote to Cashel thus : — ** Dear Mr. Cashel Byron^ I have just discovered your secret. I am sorry; but you must not come again. Farewell. Yours faithfully Lydia Carew.** Lydia kept this note by her until next morning, when she read it through carefully. She then sent Bashville to the post with it. CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. 93 CHAPTER IX. Cashel's pupils frequently requested him to hit them hard— not to play with them — to accustom them to regular, right down, severe hitting, and no nonsense. He only pretended to comply ; for he knew that a black eye or loosened tooth would be immoderately boasted of if received in combat with a famous pugilist, and that the sufferer's friends would make private notes to avoid so rough a professor. But when Miss Carew's note reached him, he made an exception to his practice in this respect. A young guardsman, whose lesson began shortly after the post arrived, re- marked that Cashel was unusually distraught. He therefore exhorted his instructor to wake up and pitch into him in earnest. Immediately he received a blow in the epigastrium that stretched him almost insensible on the floor. Rising with his complexion considerably whitened, he recollected an appointment which would prevent him from finishing his lesson, and withdrew, declaring in a somewhat shakj^ voice that that was the sort of bout he reall}^ enjoyed. Cashel did not at first make any profitable use of the leisure thus earned. He walked to and fro, cursing, and occasionally stopping to read the letter. His restlessness only increased his agitation. The arrival of a Frenchman whom he employed to give lessons in fencing made the place unendurable to him. He changed his attire ; went out ; called a cab ; and bade the driver, with an oath, drive to Lydia's house as fast as the horse could go. The man made all the haste he could, and was presently told impatiently that there was no hurry. Accustomed to this sort of incon- sistency, he was not surprised when, as they approached the house, he was told not to stop, but to drive slowly past. Then, in obedience to further instructions, he turned and repassed the door. As he did so, a lady appeared for an instant at a window. Imme- diately his fare, with a groan of mingled rage and fear, sprang from the moving vehicle ; rushed up the steps of the mansion ; and rang the bell violently. Bashville, faultlessly dressed and impassibly mannered, opened the door. In reply to Cashel's half inarticulate inquiry, he said, " Miss Carew is not at home." " You lie," said Cashel, his eyes suddenly dilating. *' I saw her.'* Bashville reddened, but replied coolly, " Miss Carew cannot see you to-day." 94 CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. *' Go and ask her," returned Cashel sternly, advancing. Bashville, with compressed lips, seized the door to shut him out ; but Cashel forced it back against him ; sent him reeling some paces by its impact ; went in ; and shut the door behind him. He had to turn from Bashville for a moment to do this, and, before he could face him again, he was clutched, tripped, and flung down upon the tesselated pavement of the hall. When Cashel gave him the lie, and pushed the door against him, the excitement he had been suppressing since his visit to Lucian exploded. He had thrown Cashel in Cornish fashion, and now desperately awaited the upshot. Cashel got up so rapidly that he seemed to rebound from the flags. Bashville, involuntarily cowering before his onslaught, just escaped his right fist, and felt as though his heart had been drawn with it as it whizzed past his ear. He turned and fled frantically upstairs, mistaking for the clatter of pursuit the noise with which Cashel, overbalanced by his ineffectual blow, stumbled against the bannisters. Lydia was in her boudoir with Alice when Bashville darted in and locked the door. Alice rose and screamed. Lydia, though startled, and that less by the unusual action than by the change in a familiar face which she had never seen influenced by emotion before, sat still, and quietly asked what was the matter. Bashville checked himself for a moment. Then he spoke unintelligibly, and went to the window, which he oj>ened. Lydia divined that he was about to call for help to the street. •♦ Bashville," she said authoritatively : " be silent ; and close the window. I will go downstairs myself." Bashville then ran to prevent her from unlocking the door ; but she paid no attention to him. He did not dare to oppose her forcibly. He was beginning to recover from his panic, and to feel the first stings of shame for having yielded to it. •♦ Madam," he said : " Byron is below ; and he insists on seeing you. He's dangerous ; and he's too strong for me. I have done my best — on my honour I have. Let me call the police. Stop," lie added, as she opened the door. ♦' If either of us goes, it must be me." " I will see him in the library," said Lydia composedly. " Tell him so ; and let him wait there for me — if you can approach him without running any risk." '* Oh pray let him call the police," urged Alice. ** Dont attempt to go to that man." " Nonsense ! " said Lydia good-humouredly. " I am not in the least afraid. We must not fail in courage when we have a prize- fighter to deal with." Bashville, white, and preventing with difficulty his knees from knocking together, went downstairs and found Cashel leaning upon the balustrade, panting, and looking perplexedly about him as he wiped his dabbled brow. Bashville approached him with the firmness of a martyr ; halted on the third stair ; and said, *♦ Miss Carew will see you in the library. Come this way, please." Cashel's lips moved, but no sound came from them : he followed CASHEL BYRON S PROFESSION. 95 Bashville in silence. When they entered the library, Lydia was already there. Bashville withdrew without a word. Then Cashel sat down, and, to her consternation, bent his head on his hand, and yielded to a hysterical convulsion. Before she could resolve how to act, he looked up at her with his face distorted and discoloured, and tried to speak. '' Pray be calm," said Lydia. " I am told that you wish to speak to me.'' " I dont wish to speak to you ever again," said Cashel hoarsely. *• You told your servant to throw me down the steps. That's enough for me." Lydia caught from him the tendency to sob which he was struggling with ; but she repressed it, and answered firmly, " If my servant has been guilty of the least incivility to you, Mr. Cashel Byron, he has exceeded his orders." *' It doesnt matter," said Cashel. " He may thank his luck that he has his head on. If I had planted on him that time — but he doesnt matter. Hold on a bit — I cant talk — I shall get my second wind presently, and then — " Cashel stopped a moment to pant, and then asked, *' Why are you going to give me up ? " Lydia ranged her wits in battle array, and replied, " Do you remember our conversation at Mrs. Hoskyn's ? " "Yes." " You admitted then that if the nature of your occupation be- came known to me, our acquaintance should cease. That has no\v come to pass." ** That was all very fine talk to excuse my not telling you. But I find, like many another man when put to the proof, that I didnt mean it. Who told you I was a fighting man ? " " I had rather not tell you that ? " " Aha ! " said Cashel, with a triumph that was half choked by the remnant of his hysteria. ** Who is trying to make a secret now, I should like to know ? " ** I do so in this instance because I am afraid to expose a friend to your resentment." *' And why ? He's a man, of course : else you wouldnt be afraid. You think that I'd go straight off and murder him. Per- haps he told you that it would come quite natural to a man like me — a ruffian like me — to smash him up. That comes of being a coward. People run my profession down, not because there is a bad one or two in it — there's plenty of bad bishops, if you come to that — but because they're afraid of us. You may make yourself easy about your friend. I am accustomed to get well paid for the beatings I give ; and your own common sense ought to tell you that anyone who is used to being paid for a job is just the last person in the world to do it for nothing." " I find the contrary to be the case with first-rate artists," said Lydia. "Thank you," retorted Cashel sarcastically. "I ought to make you a bow for that. I'm glad you acknowledge that it is an art." ** But," said Lydia seriously, " it seems to me that it is an art wholly anti-social and retrograde. And I fear that you have forced this interview on me to no purpose." 9^ CASHEL BYRON's PROIKSSION, " I dont know whether it's anti-social or not. But I think it hard that I should be put out of decent society when fellows that