THE LIBRARY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA RIVERSIDE Ex tibris ; C. K. OGDEN tafM, &$m ;W4 ':*&? lftfi&? X..A -'--. - ** A H*J $arUametttarj? portraits; OR SKETCHES PUBLIC CHARACTER OF SOM8 OF THE MOST DISTINGUISHED SPEAKERS OF THE HOUSE OF COMMONS. ORIGINALLY PRINTED IN THE EXAMINER. Dica pur quanto sii rancor severe : Contro le sue saette ho doppio usbcrgro; Non conosco interesse e son sincere. Non ha 1'invidia uel mio petto albergo ; Solo zelo lo stil m'adatta in mano ; E per util comnne i fogli verge. 3 Sat. SALVAT. Ros. LONDON: PRINTED FOR BALDWIN, CRADOCK, AND JOY, 47, PATERNOSTER ROW, AND R. HUNTER, ST. PAUL*S CHURCH-YARD. 1815. si . C. Baldwin, Printer, N\T Bridgo-streeet, JLondon. v Vj gaiwoffa ai ' 'i TO orfi tedJ t wyn>l ?.Y,wl; I Jmiv/ LEIGH HUNT, ESQ. j$m IIB u LORD CASTLEREAGH. _ .>'. .-.. JL AM aware that the task which I have un- dertaken is one of considerable delicacy, and even peril : to cite before a self-created tri- bunal all the leading rank, and power, and talent of the'dav, to call them to strict ac- / * count, and pass upon them an unhesitating sentence of censure or of praise, may ap- pear a vast reach of presumption in an un- known individual : while, at the same time, the risk of failure amounts almost to certainty, and failure brings with it a storm of indigna- tion and contempt. The usefulness as well as interest of the investigation can alone justify the boldness of the attempt, and would alone console the ignominy of ill success : con- scious, meantime, as the author is (in the lan- guage of his motto) that his opinions are honestly formed, and that malice is out of the question, where he is discussing a great di- versity of characters with whom he never was, and very probably never will be, con- nected. 6 12 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. In the exhibition of ray gallery of portraits, I shall begin with the Members of the Lower rather than of the Upper House, be- cause, rapid as are the strides which our Go- vernment is taking towards mere monarchy, and even Mr. Leckie could hardly wish to ac- celerate its velocity, yet there remains to the Commons some show of will, some spark of legislative interference, which gives them a decided superiority over the acquiescing aris- tocracy, who slumber in scattered array on the crimson benches of their gaudier cham- ber. The House of Lords has been called, not inaptly, an Hospital of Invalids. The House of Commons presents the more im- posing spectacle of an army of strong men, though, to a close observer, the heroes will appear fettered with all the graduated varieties of subordination, and acting only as the mas- ter-influence directs : serving by the way as an useful illustration to those puzzling and puzzled metaphysicians, who have insisted on the inseparable union between free-will and necessity. I shall not marshal my phantoms according to their merit, so much as according to their rank : the Commoner who is the Minister of LORD CASTLEREAGH. 13 the day is always considered as the Manager* of the House of Commons, and seems on that account alone worthy of our first notice ; and, indeed, less curious persons must at once imagine him to be the most eloquent as well as the most powerful Member, whose speeches never fail to carry conviction to such large majorities. The present Administration, be- sides the various satellites which move about the large bodies, and are, by the way, much more luminous than their unwieldy principals, has sent three of its greater stars to illumi- nate the nether hemisphere : two of these, unfortunately, happen to be opaque bodies, while the third casts such faint glimmerings of light as would appear darkness to any but those who had been used for some time to the atmosphere of Greenland. To descend, however, from these celestial metaphors, which, indeed, have no very ob- vious connexion with our very terrestrial governors, it is rather new for a Ministry to have but one advocate of its measures in the of Commons, only one man to fight * I use this term because it is familiar to every body, though the very sound of it portends all that is impudent and unconstitutional. 14 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. the pitched battles with the armies of Whiggism, or to ward oft" the desultory at- tacks from the adventurous marauders who start up occasionally from all quarters of the House, and fire their little vollies just loud and teasing enough to make their silence worthy to be purchased. Even in the auto- cratical reign of Mr. Pitt, his attendant spirits were allowed now and then to exert their small energies, and the voices of Lord Hawkesbury, Mr. Hobart, and Mr. Dundas, resounded during many an hour, through all the gradations of official explanation and re- crimination. Poor Addington, indeed, who most wanted assistance, had nothing to sup- port him, except the stiff nonentity of his brother Hiley, and the prattling dulness of his brother Bathurst, that illustrious pair, whose very appearance begets ennui, and has distended more faces, into a yawn than ever Sheridan wrinkled into smiles. Mr. Perceval condescended to adopt the barking aid of Mr. Yorke, though we must say that he seemed to approve his thundering cheers'much more than his broken-limbed speeches. But Lord Castlereagh is the universal and unsupported defender of every Ministerial project : even Mr. Vansittart's patent scheme of finance LORD CASTLEREAGH. 1.5 hung lingering between life and death, its parent being unable to utter one intelligible sentence against the fierce and persevering denunciations of Mr. Tierney, till Lord Castle- *eagh brought a long speech to its support, and carried it through, amid the acclamations of those TV'ho could not speak one word in its favour. Whatever, indeed, be the subject, up starts Lord Castlereagh, a sort of Pericles in miniature, and developes his tedious thread of ideas in a speech seldom less than of two hours length : for his Lordship seems to have an opinion similar to the Pharisees, that he shall be heard for his much talking. Well, but somebody will perhaps interrupt, his Lordship must .be a prodigious man who can talk on every thing and for so long a time. This faculty is undoubtedly curiously peculiar, but, I apprehend, not miraculous. It may be thus explained: His ideas are few and puny, but his words, the symbols or phantoms of his ideas, are extended to a supernatural expansion, so that the signifier and the thing signified bear the same proportion which one sometimes observes between a small heavy stone and its alarming shadow, elongated to the distance of many a rood. It is peculiar also to Lord Castlereagh to 16 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. be heard with much apparent respect, and even fondness, though the style of his ha- rangues is decidedly the dullest in the Lower House. He has no imagination, no energy either of thought or language, no spirit in his manner ; and though he is perpetually aiming at uncommon words and forms of ex- pression, yet I never remember him to have struck out one happy combination. His in- volutions of sentences have been much ridi- culed as rendering his meaning frequently in- accessible : and his adversaries and rivals have generally ascribed this obscurity to de- sign, and call it a stratagem to escape from any open declaration of his sentiments, which might be in the way of future arrangements. I do not think so : I believe Lord Castlereagh to be sincere in most of his opinions, and more free from uncandid evasions than most of the political aspirants of the day : he has at least as much public integrity, and as strong claims to public confidence, as Mr. Pohsonby, and a vast deal more, I appre- hend, than Mr. Canning. The perplexity of his diction I impute to that anxious laborious- ness so common to a mind inquiring but not acute, whose ideas being indistinct and half- fpnned, can of course never produce clear LOUD CASTLEREAGH. 17 and perfect images, but which, being eager to communicate its notions, endeavours, by every artifice of variety, quantity, and length, to supply the place of simplicity and energy. It is like the variegated patch-work of a beggar's garment, where a thousand diver- sities of rags, however artfully placed, form but an ill substitute for a firm and uniform tex- ture ; or like an unwieldy levy-en-masse, in- stead of a compact, well-organized, and ma- nageable army. A more trifling peculiarity is that affected pronunciation with which he enervates the masculine sounds of our tongue; such for instance as calling " knowledge," " nulllge ;" " Commons," " cummins ;" " dis- cussion," " deskissin" and several others : this is so curious an exception to the usual plain dull common sense of Lord Castlereagh, that I can only account for it by supposing that Lady C., who is a lady of letters, may have some favourite theory of enunciation, intended to supersede Sheridan's or Walker's, and that she has engaged her noble husband to try its efficacy and power of pleasing in the first assembly of the nation. One puerile affectation may be forgiven him, because it seems to arouse all his energies, and really c 18 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. stirs him into a sort of warmth : a military subject is to him what Galvanism is to a dead frog : he jumps about with symptoms of life, which might deceive a common observer, till, on looking for the animating soul, you find that all these exertions were merely acci- dental. Whence this military propensity proceeds, I cannot tell : his father was a Colonel of Volunteers, and himself com- mands a regiment of Militia ; but this is the case with a score or two other Members of the House. It can hardly arise from his looking well in the military dress, though he is fond of appearing in it ; for he must know that he looks the accomplished gentleman in any garb. Indeed this is the favourable side of Lord Castlereagh : his handsome person, his intelligent and well-defined countenance, his conciliatory tone, his graceful manners, his mildness, urbanity, and invincible cour- tesy, ensure him popularity and even fond- ness from the House of Commons, in spite of his dulness and in spite of his political errors. Personal and even political animosity loses daily some of its rancour, from the influence of that gentleness which never irritates, and is as slow to be irritated ; whose polish makes LORD CASTLEREAGtt. 19 the sharpest arrow, which anger can shoot, glide from him harmless, and whose softness neutralizes the most acrid venom. Thus, though he is utterly deficient in the marks of the real English character, and is as little like his native Irish, though he has no honest indiscretions, no bursts of feeling, no fearless unhesitating avowals, at once imprudent and noble, yet he is perhaps the greatest fa- vourite, since the time of Lord North, in an assembly consisting four-fifths of Englishmen. Mr. Perceval was liked, and deservedly, as an amiable gentleman, but then he fancied him- self a wit, and he really had some power of sarcasm. With this dangerous talent often has he roused the sleeping Whigs into all the rancour of party-rage at the end of a long debate, which had been for hours conducted with the prevailing apathy of the day. Thus he had almost as many political enemies as Mr. Pitt, though he was as gentle as the other was haughty and unaccomodating. Lord Castlereagh has no wit, nor power of satire ; and he is too prudent or too good-natured to show the wish to strike without the energy sufficient to make the blow effectual. It is impossible to close a character of Lord c 2 2O PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. Castlereagh even as a speaker, (and this sketch pretends to nothing else,) without alluding to the universal hatred with which the majority of Irishmen pursue his name. All the atro- cities of the late Rebellion are attributed to him, though he had scarcely any concern in them : the abdominous dulness of Lord Cam- den, and the brainless impetuosities of Ge- neral Lake, are game too mean for the Irish politicians : they overlook at once " et adi- pem Cassii, et Cethegi furiosam temeritatem ;" but all the fierceness of party, all the popular fury, is to be turned against that .man, whose abilities and industry made him a formidable rival to his political opponents, and whose amiable character must have been irresistibly victorious, unless stained with charges of cruelty and tyranny. But it is not my office to enlarge on such subjects, and I gladly turn away my eyes from those frightful scenes of national suffering, where both sides seem madly to have rushed to mutual destruction, with all the savageness and all the hatred of the blindest terror. It is a subject too early for discussion by a century, and Irishmen should not be eager to provoke a review, where faults will be seen to attach to their LORD CASTLEREAGH. 21 friends as well as their enemies. In the language of an eloquent sufferer* in those dreadful days, " let that event and its name rest in obscurity and peace till other times and other men can do justice to its character." * Emmet's speech 4 he uses those expressions with re- ference to himself, but they may as well be applied to the tragedy in which he was one of the principal actors. MR. PONSONBY. JL AM no friend to political creeds or party- badges, for besides the servility of putting on a livery, it is a ridiculous presumption in any set of men to pretend to the exclusive posses- sion of all that is enlightened or honest, and to denounce every man as weak or corrupt who does not choose to be enclosed within their best of possible pales. I do not deny the use of parties in a Government so consti- tuted as that of England, though, except for the purposes of personal aggrandizement, I doubt whether the thickest phalanx which was ever marshalled against a Ministry would produce one half of that solid benefit to the country which may result from the sensible speech of an independent, unsupported mem- ber. The great disadvantage of a systematic opposition is its necessity of attacking every project of the existing Administration, whe- ther good or bad, so that twice out of four times it must almost necessarily be wrong ; MR. PONSONBY. 23 for I suppose it is presumable, on every prin- ciple of common sense and human conduct, that no Ministry will be gratuitously wicked, that on the contrary they will act rightly if they can, and on a combination of the doctrine of chances with the usual rules of action, one may conclude that it is quite as probable that the Prime Minister will endeavour to act well as ill. All this is perfectly known to the Oppo- sition : but then they are a great body with a vast number of hungry retainers, and they must fight for place and forage ; and as the laws of war are not remarkable for the niceness of their morality, it is of little consequence whe- ther they attack an offending or an innocent territory. This sort of petty warfare of course destroys the respectability of the body using it, and its public usefulness must decrease in the same ratio as the public confidence. With this view of party-objects, it is not likely that I should be very anxious to enlist myself under any particular banner : still when a person has undertaken to canvass the con- duct of political men, it seems quite natural to inquire into his individual opinions, whe- ther he be Tory, Whig, or Reformer. With the best attention which I have been able to 24- PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. give to the Constitution of my country, and at least an earnest examination of the causes of its' grandeur and strength, I profess myself an ardent admirer of the principles of Whiggism : in other words, 1 venerate that wise maxim which, referring the origin of all power to the people, allows only such an exercise of the delegated authority as shall contribute to the general weal, and which, looking upon princes and governors only as persons enno- bled by the sublime importance of their func- tions, frowns with indignation on the courtly flattery which would make a nation's welfare subservient to a private opinion. But though I love Whiggism, I cannot extend this feel- ing to its professors : for the Whigs themselves I feel the most violent distaste, whether they be of modern or ancient date : I am equally disgusted with the turbulent profligacy of Lord Shaftesbury, the elegant cowardice of Lord Somers, the sordid dishonesty of Mr. Pulteney, and the inaccessible pride of Lord Grey.* One name indeed the Whigs may * It is not my intention to invade the sanctuary of pri- vate life; but injustice to Lord Grey I must say, that he is reported to be as gentle and good-natured in private life, as in public he is stiff, arrogant, and supercilious. MR. PONSONBY. 25 boast, their glory, and the glory of his country, the gentlest, the firmest, and the lionestest of human beings, whose heart more than any man's seems to have been purged from all hateful and malignant pas- sions, and to have opened itself with equal zeal to private friendship and the public good. Mr. Fox, after the first indiscretions of his youth, never lost sight of the great principles of his profession, and his frank simplicity of manners formed a beautiful concord with the popular tendencies of his political conduct. But let not this illustrious name be confound- ed with those dull and pompous Aristocrats, who, assuming a popular title for private pur- poses, despise equally popular feelings and popular sentiments j who bolstered up with heaps of wealth, and stiffened into one com- pact mass by family alliance, with cold selfish- ness turn their backs at once on the Monarch and the nation, and never think or speak of the people, except perhaps once a Session to point a sentence, or build a climax. Are such men constitutional advocates of a peo- ple's rights ? are they even a healthy part of the body politic of England ? No ! they are indolent and indurated tumours, equally- 26 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. dangerous by their stay or their removal, but which it is the interest both of the King and People to soften or disperse as much as possible by their united skill and energy. They are the powerful obstacle in the way of all reform, yet dare to retain a name which throws shame and inconsistency on all their actions and all their sentiments. Let me ex- cept one eminent character " who bears no token of these sable streams/' though sometimes ingulfed in their general vortex. For Lord Holland it is impossible not to feel the deepest respect : his open disposition and honest feelings remind one every moment of his great relative j while his fine good sense, enlarged and liberalized into philosophy, shows that if his talents are not so prodigious as those of his uncle, they are at least of the same sterling nature. But I must beg pardon for keeping Mr. Ponsonby so long in waiting: his rank, as leader of the Whig Opposition, suggested these remarks, and must excuse my delay in bringing forward for public view so conspicu- ous a personage. It is a novel and not very pleasant feature in the Whig-regiment, that its leader is an 6 MR. PONSONBY. 27 Irishman : genius and worth are indeed of all countries ; and what Englishman would not be proud to be directed by Burke, or Sheridan, or Grattan, as far as intellect is concerned ? J am, however, yet to learn, and the nation has yet to learn, what are the intellectual pre- tensions of Mr. Ponsonby, whence it is that no Englishman can be- found, of at least equal abilities, to fill the usual post, and why, cateris paribus, a heavy Irish lawyer, but newly acquainted here, is to be selected by preference for that place, which, from various circumstances, seems to demand a man bred up in English habits, and . thoroughly ac- quainted with English manners and customs. The reason seems to be his close connexion with most of the great aristocratical families, or what perhaps is of still more consequence, that the Whigs who are pledged to him do not know what else to do with him. Certainly a worse leader could not have been chosen : a man who fills that important situation should have extensive knowledge, commanding eloquence, perpetual vigilance, and last, though, not the most trifling qualification, pleasing and conciliating manners. Let us examine Mr. Ponsonby by this standard. It 28 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. is said that he was an excellent Chancellor, which implies that he has considerable erudi- tion in his profession ; and though a vain and selfish Englishman is apt to laugh when you talk of lawyers out of England, yet the law must be allowed to be a well-cultivated science in a country which has produced such men as Plunkett, Saurin, and Burroughs. I will sup- pose, therefore, that Mr. Ponsonby is a learn- ed lawyer, though with a curious sort of cour- tesy the phrase of " Learned Gentleman," which usually is given to legal members, is dropped with reference to him. Is he ashamed of his business, or would the title which is borne by Sir Samuel Romilly disgrace Mr. George Ponsonby ? Be this as it may, the knowledge of law seems almost the only knowledge possessed by this gentleman. He does not speak very often, but in all the speeches which I have heard, I cannot re- collect any happy historical applications ; any illustrations from those arts or sciences which ought to be to a certain extent familiar to every gentleman's mind ; no allusions bor- rowed from the sublime fictions of poetry, at once to embellish and strengthen the cause of truth. All this, and tenfold more MR. PONSONBY. 29 this, were found in Mr. Fox ; and some of this may of right be expected from any per- son who puts himself forward as the intellec- tual leader of a band of well-educated gentle- men. Has he any eloquence ? This question may best be answered by saying that he is never animated : nothing seems to rouse him except personal pique, and then he is warm without spirit, like the sullen, uncomfortable heat before a thunder-storm. Subjects of the deepest interest, occasions which electrify men of the usual feelings, are all met by him with the same dull measured offerings of a scanty understanding. Thus he is the coldest debater of the Catholic Claims among the Irish Members, and even at the dinner given to the Catholic Delegates, where the social glow of honestly-indulged feelings seemed to elevate every mind for a time into a moral enthusiasm, Mr. Ponsonby uttered a few trite dogmas in his usual bow-wow way, neither his thoughts being raised nor his feel- ings warmed by the noble spectacle around him. What, however, most unfits this states- man for his imposing situation is his habitual and apparently incurable indolence. A per- son who goes into the House of Commons 4 SO PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. for the first time must be rather puzzled with his appearance. He sees a stout and rather ungainly Gentleman, not remarkably well dressed, with dirty boots and old unbrushed hat, sitting cross-legged, and his head almost sunk in his breast, as if asleep after the fatigues of a fox-chase. The sleepy person- age then doffs his hat and rises ; his un- polished manner and grim features hold forth but little promise : with the aid of jumping, and violent jerking of his head, which like the cadence of a mallet, which it imitates, seems a most appropriate exemplification of a knock- down argument, he gives utterance to about a score of sentences. The stranger expresses some surprise, and exclaims, " Why really that Country Gentleman says some sensible thigs : but pray, Sir, don't you think his manner not exactly the thing in a polished assembly?" What then is his astonishment when he learns that the person of whom he is speaking so disrespectfully is the chief of the aristocratical faction, and considered as the fittest person to conciliate and preserve the confidence of the people. What would be his astonishment if he should attend every day for a Session, and should observe that MR. PONSONBY. SI this leader of a party could not prevail upon himself to rise a dozen times during the whole season ; that questions of vast impor- tance were suffered to pass without one single observation ; that when Mr. Whitbread brought forward his motion on the American war, neither the Whigs nor their leader were to be seen at their post ; that when the cause of an injured Princess occupied the thoughts and feelings of a whole nation, Mr. Ponsonby had nothing to remark except a few words in defence of his political friends ; and lastly, when the Parliament was legislating for the interests of an almost boundless empire, Mr. Ponsonby, after one or two puny efforts in a subject which he allows to be of incalculable importance, steals away to the other side of the Channel, to follow fox-hounds in his county of Kildare. After this, it will seem mere anticlimax to state that there is nothing prepossessing in his appearance, or concilia- tory in his manners, nothing to please the eye or soothe the senses, in the absence of those greater qualities which command conviction and enforce regard. After all, I am not so foolish as to imagine or to wish that I could S2 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. convince any person that Mr. Ponsonby has no claims to respect. He is a sensible, clear- headed man, with too much prudence to incur ridicule by any attempts beyond his powers ; but except on the score of family, he is no more fitted for his post than the lowest re- tainer of his party. Some persons think he has humour : he certainly has some skill in sarcasm j but then he exercises it on the paltry satellites, instead of bravely attacking the chiefs of the party. The official fidgetti- ness, self-importance, and small-shotted anger of Mr. W. Pole were fair game, but why should the Right Honourable Leader of the Whigs waste his ammunition on such mean opponents as Messrs. Croker and Courtney ? It was not so that Mr. Fox consulted the dignity of his character. But enough, and more than enough, has been said of a man, about whom the public feels as little curiosity as about his footman. Mr. Ponsonby is said to be fond of fox-hunting, and to have regretted the day when he left that intellectual amusement for politics : let him go back to it he will not be missed : if he kills but one fox in a season he will do more service to the com- MR. POttSONBY. 33 mon weal, than by whole years of stiff, re* luctant, lazy sitting on a bench, .which was once adorned by I^ox, and which, since Mr. Whitbread will not take it, hoping to be more useful in another capacity, may yet be filled by Brougham^ MR. VANSITTART AND MR. FITZGERALD. ANY person who should merely read the names at the head of this article without refer- ring to the official duties of the persons so de- nominated, might imagine that I had selected them for the sake of a ludicrous contrast, to relieve the offensive bluster of the young Irishman by the insipid tranquillity of the elderly Englishman. Certainly it is hardly possible to bring under one view two persons more dissimilar : if there is any difference between sedate intelligence and bubbling shallowness, between unpretending mildness and impertinent irritability, between modesty self-humiliating almost to a degree of debase- ment, and conceit soaring to the height of insolence, then there is an interval wide as the poles asunder between the two gentlemen whom I now undertake to exhibit. They are presented in one picture, merely because they hold similar situations, the one being Chan- cellor of the Exchequer for England, the other for Ireland. Those persons who think MR. ^I? I>R? 4^D MR. } J'TSGfJ^ALD. 3,5 that the same quantity qf ftlent and ledge is requisite for the appropriate dis- charge of the same duty, must be a little amused to see the patriarch qf the present generation of financiers sitting side by side under the same official laurels which shade the youngster who, yery probably, scarcely knows the distinction between simple and compound interest. It is pretty well known that the business of the Exchequer does not require the utmost reach of the human intel- lect. Mr. Sheridan once declared that a competent knowledge of the rule of threp was a sufficient qualification for that impor- tant department. This, however, was merely the dictum of a man of genius, to whom all things are easy, and who is apt to undervalue any feats which may be achieved by mere perseverance and common sense. If an in- timate acquaintance with the rule of three were all that were necessary from the chief of the budget-division of the Treasury, then the present officer in England might fairly be considered as the prince of political arithme- ticians. His knowledge of figures is so pro- found, that I question if he would not be able to discover a new method of extracting D 2 36 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. the cube, if he would devote himself to sup- ply that long-sought desideratum instead of constructing pigmy fabrics of patent finance. In fact, he is such a master of figures, that like most conquerors of a hard-earned terri- tory, he has changed the very nature of his acquired province : thus in his hands the rule of three has long ceased to be golden, and he has lately projected to increase the velocity * of an infinite series by clipping its wings and forcing it to stand still. Yet though I thus venture to laugh at the airy attempts of a pro- jector, I should ill explain myself if I did not express the highest respect for Mr. Vansittart. He is certainly the most learned man in the financial profession, which the House of Com- mons can boast. Mr. Huskisson always bows with due respect to his old teacher, and even Mr. Tierney drops some of his cool sarcasm, and speaks with apparent or real respect (for it is not easy to discover when Mr. Tierney is in earnest) when he is combating the measures of a man who is able to detect all his fallacies, and unravel all his labyrinths of ciphers. But having paid this tribute of re- * See his late scheme for appropriating part of the Sink- ing Fund. MR. VANSITTART AND MR. FITZGERALD. 67 spect to the first financier of the day (for such with all his whims, and in spite of all the ill-timed dogmas of the Bullion Com- mittee, Mr. Vansittart assuredly is) I should be rather weak than candid if I should say any thing else to elevate this gentleman. His intellect, independently of his technical science, is so scanty and so ill-furnished with materials, that he cannot command the most obvious illustrations, or the most accessible varieties of diction in support of any the most darling measure. Born to admire what- ever is, it is only in the unsubstantial region of ciphers that he is an innovator : in all things else he is as irremovable from the ground in which he has grown as the merest weed that ever encumbered a soil : parsley and horse-radish are but a type of his un- eradicable tenacity. He loves the Govern- ment, and so he would if it had been a de- spotism as bylaw established under that best of monarchs James the Second : he loves Christ- ianity, and so he would if Pope Gregory still swayed the holy sceptre : he loves the administration of affairs as now regulated, and so he would if by some incredible reverse of fortune the Reformers should chance to perch on the Treasury benches. Do I mean to accuse him of dishonesty or insincerity ? From my soul I disavow so calumnious an imputation : I believe him to be an highly honourable and disinterested man : but I think him to be one of those feeble unen- lightened understandings that dare not open their eyes to a light which they fear will be too strong for them, but are content to con- nive and wink so long as they themselves can tread along in security and peace. It is to indolence, to timidity, to an imbe- cility which shrinks from the task of com- bating prejudice : it is to these causes, and not to mean selfishness, that I attribute the time-serving conduct of this and some other gentlemen. For the rest, his public charac- ter may be dismissed in two words : on the one part, his utter inability to connect to- gether half a dozen intelligible sentences would detract all respect from his addresses j but, on the other hand, his well known in- tegrity, his primitive simplicity of manner, (for he looks as honestly prepossessing as the white hairs and unworldly-gentleness of the MR. VANSITTART AND MR. FITZGERALD. 39 most saintly priest,) and above all, his per- petual good nature, alway secure him a patient and even half-affectionate attention. The Irish Chancellor is so testy a gentle- man, that a very timid and superficial ob- server might be afraid to meddle with him ; those however who view him closely are rather amused than alarmed by his gun-pow- der speeches, and sword and pistol aspect, and think they see that he has no more ef- fectual fire in him than a paltry squib, which spirts out its fretful anger to the danger only of the hand that wields it. This young gen- tleman may be looked upon as one of the spoil- ed children of the House of Commons : an as- sembly indeed, which, on all occasions, shows a most unwise good-nature towards the efforts of its younger members. I call it unwise, be- cause it tempts many a half-informed stripling to waste its sacred hours with crude conceits, against which there afterwards lies no remedy except by the rude operation of coughing or hooting down. Mr. Fitzgerald, however, af- ter being heard often enough to make him believe himself of some importance, has at length reached that pitch that no cough or hooting can silence him. He puts on a big 40 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. face, and " threatens the threatener:" when the cry against him is loudest, (for the House begin to be tired of him,) instead of yielding quietly to the storm, he looks about him to single out some victim whom he may de- nounce for want of courtesy : and with the true spirit of unchivalrous valour he^is sure to pitch either on some quiet country gen- tleman, or some humble friend at the corners of the Treasury bench. He has, indeed, all the absurd susceptibility of a person who, conscious of his own weak and ridiculous points, fancies that every body sees them as -well as himself, and forgets that there is a graduation in the scale of insignificance be- low which the most active and malicious vigi- lance holds it worthless to direct its attention. Let me reassure him ; whatever notice has been bestowed upon him is to be ascribed to the kindness of the House, to his family con- nexions, and perhaps a little to his exceed- ingly well-cut though strangely coloured coat and pantaloons. As to any thing else, he may be confident that he may be as silly and as pompous as he pleases, and that no one will heed it except perhaps now and then to divert the spleen. Sir John Newport may in- MR. VANSITTART AND MR. FITZGERALD. 41 deed sometimes condescend to ejaculate a few fiery sentences about Irish distilleries and Irish excise ; but Mr. Fitzgerald must not mistake this opposition as a personal at- tention. He should recollect that Sir John talks partly because h,e is very fond of talking, and partly because, having once been Chan- cellor himself, he abides by the good old rule of disliking every thing done by every other possible Chancellor. 1 cannot explain whence it arises, but it seems peculiar to Irish Chan- cellors and Irish Secretaries to imagine them- selves to be the sole important and respon- sible personages in the Irish Government. Some of this feeling may be discovered in the Right Honourable Baronet just mentioned: a vast deal of it in the late officer Mr. W. Pole : and the mantle has lost none of its dignifying influencing by investing the shoulders of Messrs. Peel and Fitzgerald. Cannot these very humble under-agents understand that all which is expected from them is a clear and modest detail of their duties, and, when called for, a quiet explanation of the motives of their superiors ? Yet to hear these persons talk, a stranger would imagine that in them was vested all the dignity and power of Irish 42 PARLIAMENTARY PORTHAITS. Administration, and that a Lord Lieutenant or a Commander in Chief were merely their acting constables. Lord Castlereagh, who seems to love humour though he has none, and whose calm good sense is abhorrent from all sort of pretence, maybe frequently seen to smile at the ludicrous self-importance and boyish hastiness of the Irish financier : and not seldom appears to hint the propriety of silence to the bouncing orator, which how- ever the youth in general disregards. I have however wasted too much time on this vain young gentleman, and shall conclude by ad- vising him to study with a little more ac- curacy that noble rule of three (which, from Mr. Sheridan's notion, may be called the Chancellor's rule or touchstone) whence he may perhaps be able to discover more nicely than he knows at present, the proportion be- tween his talents and the respect which be- longs to them. MR. C. W. WYNNE AND MR. BANKES. 1 HAVE associated these gentlemen, not so much for any strong resemblance to each other in their individual qualities, as because they both, influenced no doubt by sufficiently powerful motives, but at any rate unembar- rassed with the inconsistently uniform slavery of party, dare to maintain a tolerably inde- pendent aspect, and to avow sentiments which probably are entirely their own. It must not be imagined that I intended to designate these respectable persons as very stern patriots, as the Hampdens or Sidneys of their day examples which, I suppose, they would no more think of following, than of devoting themselves, like Scsevola or Curtius, or any other of those heroes, who, it is to be feared, are now admired chiefly by school-boys. Though nothing of this must be expected, yet the contemplation of two quiet characters may be some refreshment to those who are wearied, on the one side, with office, ever 44 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. bustling, prattling, and smirking, and, on the other, with opposition always ill-humoured, malignant, and pretending to be the sole pro- prietary of all the virtue and wisdom extant. To begin with Mr. Wynne : it would in some respects be an advantage to this gentle- man not to be heard, but only to be read : the soundness * and honesty * of his opinions excite a high respect for his person, which however may be diminished among superficial observers, when they witness his ungraceful and almost absurd delivery. His face, when he speaks, is as full of creases " as a wet cloak ill laid up:" it looks as if all the acids of nature had conspired to crisp its wrinkles. His voice is a child's treble, occasionally deepened, for the sake of dignity, into a sort of roar. The impression is quite ludicrous to those who do not know him : to those who do, it is painful, because they lament to ob- serve very good sense not only weakened in its effect, but even rendered disagreeable, by the discordant tones t in which it is uttered. * These words ought to be synonymous, but somehow it is usual to give them distinct significations, out of com- pliment perhaps to Machiavelians and men of the world. f Mr. Wynne's brother, Sir. Watkin, is as remarkable MR. C. W. WYNNE AND MR. BANKES. 45 I should not have thought this defect, strange and striking as it is, worthy the least notice, except for the unaccountable circumstance, that Mr. Wynne himself seems utterly un- aware of it, and holds himself out, in the most marked and obtrusive manner, as a can- didate for the Speaker's chair, a place for which an imposing voice seems at least as essential as the flowing wig. A call to " order" from him must be almost a signal to laugh : and on very disorderly occasions, when the Irish and Country Gentlemen, well warmed with Bellamy's * claret, begin, at five o'clock in the morning, to shout for the question, when chaos seems come again, and the House c< scarce holds the wild uproar," when even the solemn importance and skilful precision of the present Speaker's tones are lost in the tumult ; at such a time what would become of Mr. Wynne's tiny articula- tions ? Where a wolf might howl unheard, is a grasshopper likely to arrest the attention? Having, however, stated this disqualifica- for the grumbling, indistinct, smothered rumbling of his voice : the brothers are known in the House by the name of " Bubble and Squeak." * The Coffee-house keeper of the House of Commons. 46 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. tion of Mr. Wynne for the object of his pur- suit (and it appears to me not to be entirely unimportant), I will most cheerfully allow that in every other respect he is the fittest Member to succeed the present Chairman. To an acute and well-judging understand- ing, he adds a large portion of that peculiar knowledge which is necessary to direct the proceedings and decide the doubts of the House : there is a straight-forward integrity in his conduct, which is calculated to in- spire the utmost confidence, and a liberality and justness of thinking which will be a security against the operation of petty alarms and imaginary dangers. This last is even a more useful quality in a President than honesty itself; for without an enlarged mind a mere good man must ever be at the mercy of the plausible cunning of others, or of his own short-sighted timidity. In this quality Mr. "Wynne will have the advantage over the present Speaker, whose worthy intentions are unfortunately limited by the narrow range of his intellect. In other respects there are strong points of similarity about them : the same industry, the same learning, the same courtesy, the same desire to act right, and MR. C. W. WYNNE AND MR. BANKES. 47 the same unyielding steadiness to support the dignity and privileges of the House : in short, if ever this aspirant should come to the Chair, it will be found, that, in almost every thing except voice, " Charles the Second reigns like Charles the First." I have almost taken it for granted that Mr. Wynne will be success- ful in the object of his ambition, which he pursues with such continued ardour. Every word he utters seems directed to this end ; he stands like a personification of Hatsell's Precedents ; and from the oracular seat of his memory, shows how nothing is new in the House of Commons, except the impunity with which great delinquents insult the sacred face of justice. Besides, he does not seem likely to have a competitor, except perhaps in the person of Mr. Davies Giddy, who has a sort of shambling, slovenly knowledge of precedents, picked up in Committees above stairs: but, if the House have any self-re- spect, they will never prefer the shuffling in- decision of such a character as Mr. Giddy,, to the honest manliness of Mr. Wynne : who, indeed, on several occasions, has evinced a very noble firmness. To mention no other instances, one ought not to forget his efforts 48 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. to bring the Duke of Cumberland before the proper tribunal, when a timid Committee had shrunk from its duty : nor, what perhaps is better, his enlisting with the small but inde- pendent minority, which pronounced a verdict of Guilty on the Duke of York. Mr. Wynne might perhaps feel with Mr. Windham, and what every gentleman must feel, that he would rather have been the Duke than the accuser on that occasion, because human frailty is more pardonable than base, unmanly artifice : but he scorned to shelter himself under this fair-seeming plea, when he was called upon to declare his solemn sentiments on a question of fact. He knew what all should have known, that the infamy of the informer could weigh nothing against well- proved circumstances. This honest conduct alone deserves the Chair. I confess I have some partiality for this gentleman, who is a lawyer without the pedantry or servility of his profession ; who, having proposed to himself a very honourable object of pursuit, disdains to farther his wishes by an obsequious accom- modation to the views of party, or a politic reservation of even his boldest opinions. I do not feel the same partiality for Mr. 1 MR. C. W. WYNNE AND MR. BiANKES. 49 Bankes, who is indeed rather a distasteful Gentleman. He belongs to a very distaste- ful party, being for general purposes a kiad of leader of the Saints in the House of Com- mons. This holy band consists of somewhat more than a dozen persons of that descrip- tion which is usually called Methodistical : but it is not my intention to quarrel with their religious opinions, towards which indeed, I feel some kindness ; for after all, Religion should have some enthusiasm about it, and ought not to be chained down to the rules of Cocker's Arithmetic. It is their political con- duet which I dislike : an affectation of can- dour which smiles equally on the opposing views of contending parties, though they may be as adverse as truth and falsehood : a per- petual oscillation between the right and the expedient, with at the same time the cor- rectest notion of the abstract excellence of the one, and the humble hope that it may give; way without injury, once at least, to the local propriety of the other. These tiaita,. together with a whining, coxcomical parade about pure motives, perfect disinterestedness, and the general good, are the ingredient characteristics, which distinguish this, body of 30 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. men ; and of these Mr. Bankes is the Chief. He is not, however, the best of his party. Mr. H. Thornton has at least three time.s more knowledge, Mr. Grant ten times more penetration, and Mr. Wilberforce incalcula- bly more eloquence and address. On the whole, however, he is not a bad leader : he is sufficiently plausible and is tolerably good- humoured : he has some fluency and a good deal of industry ; and above all, can adopt that apparently unconscious solemnity which, to the uninitiated, appears to elevate a sub- ject without intending it, and gives to a mere party or personal design all the imposing at- titude and aspect of a great national object. In all the pomp and circumstance of speech, the measured utterance, the unfamiliar ca- dence, and the unvaried gravity of manner, he is hardly inferior to Mr. Canning himself, though I am not disposed to compare the scanty mind of Mr. Bankes with the con- siderable acquirements of Mr. Canning: yet each of these Gentlemen, in a different de- gree, is aware that assumed superiority of un- derstanding, like an usurped tyranny, must not be approached too nearly. And no bar- rier appears so effectual as the affectation of MR. C. W. WYNNE AND MR. BANKES. 51 profundity and slow deliberation. Mr. Bankes however, as to mere delivery, is not so pomp- ous as Mr. Canning, for his voice is thin and of small compass : though, however, it can- not strike the ear by sonorous impulse, it takes a faster hold of that organ by a linger- ing insinuation : in a word, it is a complete whine, which one is astonished to meet out of the precincts of a conventicle. An in- genious but morbidly fanciful poet, who is also a Methodist,* says of Adam j that there was -" In his speech A dialect of heaven no art could reach." Whether this be an elevated or a childish idea, I shall not now stop to determine : but it serves as a clue to develope the reason for that strange, unnatural style of enunciation adopted by a certain class of Religionists, who, it is now evident, think that their modulation, if it resemble nothing on earth, must be per- fectly celestial, as (to compare great things with small) a fustian poetaster conceits that > I do not use this term contemptuously, but merely as the one most generally known to designate a sect who pro- fess the more mystic and sublime doctrines of Christinnily r, 2 5SJ fABUAMENTARY PORTRAITS. he is writing poetry because he is not writing plain prose. I have before said that this gentleman evinces some independence in his public conduct ; he certainly is not the tool of Administration : much less is he the obse- quious partisan of opposition. The best parts of his conduct are his efforts to reform the expenditure, which though weak and not re- markably consistent, appear at least to have been \vell-intentioned. On the subject of economy, indeed, he is a thorn of some sharpness in the side of a Minister, but I do not recollect any strenuous opposition on any other measures which Government has ever been anxious to carry. A Minister may gag the press, or keep the Catholic chained, with impunity, but woe to him if a shilling too much be expended in a bargain for tar or a building-contract. It is hardly necessary to say, that in the present condition of the finances of this country, economy should be the primary object with every statesman : I blame the small pedantry which thinks it the only one, and which, fortified by a few scraps from Mr. Burke, and dignified by having presided over a Committee of Fi- nance, prates of price as the sole criterion in MR. C. W. WYNNE AN'D MR. BANKES. 53 every bargain or transaction, as if utility and national honour should never make a stan- dard vary. Indeed, Mr. Bankes presumes too much on this head ; for his plans of re- formation have but little tendency to effect their proposed aim. His Bill for the Aboli- tion of Sinecures and Reversions has a pretty sound with it ; but what other merit can be ascribed to a measure which, while it was nominally removing a grievance, in fact would have aggravated it with double inten- sity, by its substitution of pensions to reward the exalted merits of servants of the Crown. I call it doubly expensive, because, by the present vile scheme of reversions, a possessor and an expectant are fed with the same single bribe, while the viler pension-plan would be compelled to apply distinct and separate baits. On the whole, neither side of the House is very anxious for the support of Mr. Bankes, unless the contest for votes is very close : they seem to think of him, as Falstaff says of Mrs. Quickly, " that he is an otter; neither fish nor flesh ; a man knows not where to have him." He certainly is a man who considerably over-rates himself, because 54- PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. perhaps his self-importance and complacency are not much disturbed by the House ; ex- cept that now and then his very provoking candour stimulates Mr. Whitbread to push aside, somewhat rudely, the flimsy mask which looks all ways, and smiles on all with- out cheering any. MR. TIERNEY. 1 HERE are two vices, hypocrisy and apos- tasy, against which, more than against any others, the indignation of mankind appears to be universal and unqualified. Crimes, even of the most atrocious character, are scarcely more abhorred for their mischief than they are pitied as the lamentable incidents to human frailty : but let a hypocrite or an apostate be exhibit- ed, and our nature sickens at the view : the heart acknowledges no kindred with such a being, and refuses all sympathy even to its misfortunes, which it considers as exotic ad- ditions, and not the natural produce of the human soul. This indignant feeling is not so much the consequence of education, as an instinct born w'+h us as a pledge of the neces- sity of mutual confidence and good faith, without which not only would the foundations of civil society be subverted, but each in- dividual man must shun his fellow, and the human race become lees gregarious ttyan 56 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. tigers or hyenas. The intuition which can penetrate into the recesses of the heart, the foresight which through the fair-seeming ex- cellence of the character of to-day can dis- criminate all the errors and the crimes of the future these powers are denied to us as too mighty for our uses : but they are amply compensated by the wisdom of an uncon- scious impulse, which acts with a precision that no worldly experience could confer, and with $n utility proportionate to its great origin. At the same time there is great dan- ger lest this fine adjunct of our nature, this faithful touchstone of conduct, may be as- sumed and arrogated by those who are in- fluenced by far different feelings: by men who, while they pretend to detest an in- terested inconsistency, in fact only envy the good fortune of those whose change has been accompanied with advantages, or by others who hate the magnanimity which they dare not imitate, which could emancipate itself from prejudices or errors once perhaps too openly and strenuously avowed. Let not this sentiment be considered as an apology for the real apostate, for him who, for the paltry motives of wealth or perferment, aban- MR. TIERNET. 57 dons the firm convictions of his understand- ing, still less for that meaner sort of renega- does, who would denounce and persecute all those who honestly cling to the cause which themselves have deserted. But it may serve to palliate or excuse the aberrations of those who, in the ardour of youth, have shown that the energy of their feelings was not equalled by the extent of their knowledge, or the comprehensiveness of their intellect ; who, in their impatience to establish a darling theory, have, with an unhesitating, imprudent bravery, overlooked all obstacles of time and place, and circumstance. Indeed, there can hardly be a more real object of compas- sion than the young man who, warmed by the contemplation of Utopian excellence, and of generous examples, but with a skill too little experienced for an appropriate application of them, or with an understanding too limited to view a subject in all its branches, yet im- petuousk begins his career by a fearless avowal of general propositions of unattainable perfection. Old courtiers laugh to see the youngster caught in a net, where to stay and to escape will be almost equally fatal to the character : better-natured men view with 58 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. pain the aspiring intrepidity of the unwise Phaeton, which will precipitate him into dif- ficulties insurmountable by common skill. What is the progress? The ardent theorist, as his knowledge and views become enlarged, would willingly qualify his too general decla- mations. To persist in error contrary to conviction, he feels to be unworthy of a gen- tleman : to confess his mistakes he knows will be misconstrued, and thathimself will be brand- ed with contempt. If he is a weak man, terri- fied equally by his own self-condemnation and the hisses of the public, he fluctuates for ever in a despicable state of indecision : if his mind be of a stronger cast, he at once makes the bold avowal of recantation, which afterwards renders his motives for ever dubi- ous, and detaches all confidence from all his actions. Reflections like these will naturally be sug- gested by the contemplation of several of our Parliamentary Characters : many of them of necessity arose from even a cursory view of the public life of Mr. Tierney. This Gen- tleman, when he considers his present un- popularity in the nation, and his utter want of weight in, the House of Commons, must MR. TIERNEY. 59 look back with some astonishment or regret on those days of juvenile ardour when, either from intemperate zeal or from the sordid desire of inveigling a foolish faction, he ut- tered those glowing denunciations against existing systems, which stole the hearts of the Borough Electors. The man for whose pre- sence no one cares, and whose sentiments scarcely ever elicit one smile of regard, must hold it to be the very baseless dream of a shadow, when the recollected scenes of far- mer times pass before his mind, when his imagination pictures to him those stately bur- gesses, Messrs. Alcock and Favell, almost dancing with rapture at his oracular sen- tences, when even a glance of his person was sufficient to convert that most reputable but dirty district of Southwark into a theatre for gaiety and festivity, when even the in- fants of the enthusiastic electors* were bap- tized by his name, to pledge them to the future admiration and imitation of so great a patriot. Was Mr. Tierney then sincere in his popular professions ; or, at the time when * Some years afterwards, when Mr. Tierney became odious to his old friends, they took an odd method of show- ing their contempt, by calling their dogs by his name. 60 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. he presided with so much eclat over that sacred band " the Real Friends," in a paltry club-room, (Mr. Tierney will understand the allusion,) when the active citizen worshipped no idol except that rather Nebuchadnessar image, the majesty of the people, did he even then adhere to the opinions of his aristocratic friends the self-named Whigs did he even then feel that love of place which made him so easy a prey to Mr. Addington ? These are questions which none but Mr. Tierney can answer. I certainly shall not erect myself into a judge of hidden motives and impene- trable causes. There are not sufficient data for the solution ; and Mr. Tierney, great arithmetician as he is, knows that even in the doctrine of chances, some sure and definite quantities must be given to find merely a pos- sible result. I can discover no such cer- tain starting-grounds for this investigation : neither in the nature of man nor in the character of Mr. Tierney. I will not believe that it is easy and obvious for any individual man to assume and personate whatever figure he pleases : still less will I believe that a Gentleman of such education and such steady sagacity, as all must feel the late Southwark re- 6 MR. TIERNEY. l presentative to be, could miscalculate or mis- apprehend so grossly as to think that a solid superstructure could stand on the flimsy basis of insincerity. The matter must however remain undecided to the world, unless the only person who can elucidate the mystery will condescend to instruct our ignorance by a confessional treatise which, as it shall turn out, may serve either for a comment or an antidote to the politics of Machiavel. As to myself, taking it for granted that Mr. Tierney's professions were honest believing that he was actuated by the sincerest princi- ples when he opposed Mr. Pitt with such vehemence, and defied him " to the utter- ance," even at the hazard of his life : (for though many have laid down their lives from mistaken zeal, yet few if any have done so merely to give effect to a joke) believing also that his former ardour of Reform was, though he was not quite a boy or a novice, yet a relic of the fiery heedlesness of youth, and that his subsequent conversion was the consequence of impartial conviction : with all these items of belief in my mind I must say, that Mr. Tierney has been very ill used by the misjudging Public. They have hastily 62 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. taken a rational alteration for an interested tergiversation, and suppose that one of the ablest and clearest-headed men of the age could not see what every child sees, that con- sistency is the best policy. This unjust dis- like,, these unkind suspicionsof thepeople,have been of serious injury to Mr. Tierney, and I think to the community. From this cause it comes, that the most disposable and useful talents for business, the utmost shrewdness of discernment, the most perspicuous views of trade and finance, the most powerful because the most intelligible logic, and above all the most penetrating sarcasm and the most invul- nerable self-possession, qualifications which might raise him to the highest eminence in a popular assembly, are nevertheless entirely robbed of their use and effect. Such is the result of that unfavourable opinion which is attached to the man who has abandoned his old professions. He who could even make the firm seat of Mr. Pitt to totter, and might frequently, almost without an effort, have shoved the present Ministry from their stools, must now be content to get a majority on a matter of form, and think it gain to beat such a. statesman as Mr. Garrow on a technical MR. TIERNEY. 63 objection. But though Mr. Tierney unfor- tunately has but little weight in the House, yet from his abilities he is always heard with pleasure : nor is there any man who is treated with more external respect by a Minister. This is but politic ; for Mr. Tierney has a power of ridicule, and a caustic severity of satire, which can corrode the very heart's core ; which, therefore, those who love safe skins are not eager to provoke. One thing there is which, independently of all the above- mentioned causes, greatly diminishes the con- fidence of Mr. Tierney's auditors : in his most serious and earnest speeches as to argument, there is an air of conversational carelessness and levity in the manner which seems to hint that the speaker is almost indifferent as t6 success, and that he would be the first to laugh at those who should be persuaded by his ratiocination. This I have no hesitation in saying would be a most illiberal inference : the defect in question evidently arises from that coolness of temperament, which reasons rather than feels, and which scorns to attain its end by any surprise on the heart, when it can fairly and dispassionately convince and conquer the understanding. 64 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. In a popular assembly, however, where for one man who thinks there are ten who feel, such a manner cannot fail to be detrimental, or at least useless, to him who adopts it. Upon the whole, Mr. Tierney may be quoted as one of the most unfortunate instances of popular injustice. I will not annoy him by stating to him what he might have been, if he had been less precipitate and unreserved in former times ; but shall merely lament, in the name of the public, that youthful errors, or popular mistake, have deprived the nation of the ef- fective services of a man who might have been the most useful (I can scarcely except Mr. Whitbread) of all the Parliamentary Characters of the day.* * This character, I cannot tell why, was by some tmderstood as if it was intended for a panegyric on Mr, Tierney : the obscurity, if any, arises from the perplexed nature of the subject : for the motives and intentions of Mr. Tierney must be classed among those things which. are perfectly inaccessible to the human understanding. MR. W. SiMITH AND MR. WILBERFORCE. Ji HERE are some men who confer dignity on the cause which they espouse ; there are others who derive all their dignity from it. Hampden and Russell and Sydney throw an additional glory even over the sacred head of Liberty, while, on the other hand, the worthy persons who assemble at taverns to eat anni- versary sirloins and quaff periodical port, in honour of the same illustrious deity, ex- cite rather our good will for the honesty of their opinions, than our respect or admiration for the energies either of mind or body with which they prosecute the designs that they have embraced: All who are embarked in the same good undertaking deserve their full portion of praise : but there is that natural feeling of aristocracy among mankind I mean that natural deference to the rightful supremacy either of superior intellect or superior virtue, that all attendant spirits are willing and happy to yield the precedence to the one whose lustre is felt to add brilliancy F 66 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. to their own spheres of operation. Jove and his satellites describe the same grand orbit in the Heavens, yet " Jove's satellites are less than Jove." Cato and his legions equally chose, and supported with equal perseverance, that noble party, which a fine-minded youth * has placed on a basis of rivalry even with the gods : yet to the hardy followers and com- mon men, it has been thought sufficient re- ward that they fought for Roman freedom, while the poets and the philosophers have lavished all their stores of panegyric upon the hero of Utica. Indeed I suspect that the expiring liberty of Rome would have hardly elicited a sigh of regret, unless her fate had involved also the fate of Cato and of Tully. But I am wandering ; indeed how is it possi- ble to stand still on classic ground: some fresh beauty invites us at every step : some splendour, never to be staled by frequency, opens itself in every vista. There was how- * f allude to that generous burst of enthusiasm from Lucan: " Victrix causa diis placuit, sed victa Catoni." Translated with great spirit by Stepney : ' The Gods and Cato did in this divide, They chose the conquering, he the conquered side, MR. W. SMITH AND MR. WILBERFORCE. 6? ever in old time a word of disenchantment which could turn in a moment the golden palaces of fairy land into dreary deserts ; there is also now a magic phrase ".the House of Commons," the bare repetition of which at once drives from the head all thoughts of Grecian genius and Roman independence* Scared at this word I return directly to my starting post : I mean then to quote Mr. W. Smith as one of those persons whose rank and consideration are to be attributed solely to the cause in which he has thought proper to engage himself. He has had the courage to touch the awful ark of the pure English Constitution, and it is his praise, and no slight praise, that he has not utterly sunk in so great an attempt. He always comes before Us in the pleasing form of an advocate of the civil and religious rights of the people : and what friend of humanity can find it in his heart to say a word against so good and liberal-minded a person. What criticism Would not be hooted down which should aim to point out the defects of such a character. To be sure his intellect is rather small : but then his little energy is all exerted on the right side. It may be said that he is rather conceited ; be it so : it is the vanity of con- F 2 68 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. scious rectitude. There is no denying that he prattles too much : but does he not prattle about reform ? It is probable indeed that if, by the accident of education, or perhaps of a more limited way of thinking, Mr. Smith had been enlisted among the general ranks of Ministerialists or Oppositionists, the public would have heard nothing of him, except that now and then he moved an address, or seconded a motion : but he is at the head of a party which, however small, begins at last to assume some consequence in the nation, and to agitate a little the ponderous securit} of the Church. The light troops of Methodism (I call them so rather on account of their activity, than of their elegance or skill) have considerably annoyed the grand army of the establishment : the slow however, but well- directed fire of the Socinian engineers seems calculated to make more effectual breaches and havoc in their ranks. I must say that I do not myself apprehend much danger from the attacks of either: the question of a clerico-political institution has so little to do with religion, and so much with the practice and prejudices of nations, that no state of society can easily be imagined where at some period of its ^progress that ill-matched pair, MR. W. SMITH AND MR. WILBERFORCE. 69 the Church and State, will not be forced into an union. Every art has its quackeries, and this strange affinity, the darling of politicians, is like the wonder-working stone of the chemists. But this is not a place to discuss this important question : I merely allude to it in passing to comfort the episcopal bench, who might be afraid that their mitres might fall from them at the touch of Unitarian reason. Much as I respect Mr. W. Smith, I cannot help thinking that he now and then assumes too much on this supposed power : he evinces sometimes a prim petulance, which however belongs rather to his party than himself. I am not very anxious to provoke the anger of a whole body of respectable per- sonages : but there really is a coxcomical pre- tension to superior rationality about these sectarians, which would be perfectly ludicrous if they did not sometimes presume to be in- solent and dogmatical. Be this as it may, the prevailing spirit of his corps induces Mr. W. Smith occasionally to affect a tone not war- ranted by his mental powers, and to inter- meddle in business which does not stand in need of such an auxiliary. It is not however my wish to be severe on a man who, how- 70 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. ever limited in his capabilities, is always right in his intentions, and who, whenever the good cause is to be pleaded, furnishes towards it all the help which his understanding and exertions can afford. I love goodness in whatever shape it may present itself, and only regret that its grandeur of power does not compel me to add admiration to my love. To go from the calm good sense of Mr. W. Smith to the enthusiastic declamation of Mr. Wilberforce, may seem to some a very i apid transition : but those who have watched the conduct of these gentlemen must, I think, see that their object is the same, and that therefore they ought to be associated. He whose wish is to emancipate opinion from penalty will rejoice to have for his com- panion the man who has, though late indeed, so eloquently pleaded the Catholic Cause, and who for years stood forth the irrepressible Champion of the Rights of the Negro. In- deed, when I consider the ardent and per- severing struggle which Mr. Wilberforce so long maintained against the united strength of power and prejudice, and contemplate his Jtoal success in that noble work, I feel it to be a humiliation to descend to scan petty de- MR. W. SMITH AND MR. WILBERFORCE. 71 fects, and the mere errors of our common humanity. Who that looks upon an abundant harvest, ripened by the rays of a summer sun, will sit down to calculate how often that sun has been overclouded ? Or, to come more to men and things, who would estimate Locke by his prolixity, or Shakspeare by his puns ? Yet such is the rage for analyzing faults ; the common mind is so much more fitted to seize a flaw than to comprehend an excel- lence, that a writer would be thought most blind and partial who would suffer even a saint to pass by unreprehended. What then can be alleged against Mr. Wilberforce ? Want of decision, arising, some think from timidity, others say from want of high mind- edness, seems to be his principal foible. Often will he support a position in a strain of elo- quence to which the House is but little ac- customed, and end (Oh lame conclusion !) in persuading almost every mind but his own. He has at length however broke the chain of his scruples, and last Session, with a warmth of language and manner quite his own, un- equivocally recommended the abolition of penal statutes in matters of religion. The speeches indeed of Mr. Wilberforce are 72 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. among the very few good things now remain- ing in the British Parliament : his diction is elegant, rich, and spirited : his tones (ex- cuse some party-whine) are so distinct and so melodious, that the most hostile ear hangs on them delighted. Then his address is so insinuating that, if he talked nonsense, you would feel yourself obliged to hear him. I recollect that last Session, when the House had been tired night after night with discuss- ing the endless questions relating to Indian policy, when the commerce and finances and resources of our Oriental Empire had exhaust- ed the lungs of all the speakers, and the pa- tience of all the auditors at that period Mr. Wilberforce, with a just confidence in his powers, ventured to broach the hacknied subject of Hindoo conversion. He spoke three hours, but nobody seemed fatigued : all indeed were pleased, some with the in- genious artifices of his manner, but most with the glowing language of his heart. Much as I differed from him in opinion, it was impossi- ble not to be delighted with his eloquence : and though I wish most heartily that the Hindoos might be left to their own Trinity, yet I felt disposed to agree with him, that 2 MR. W. SMITH AND MR. WILBERFORCE. 73 some good must arise to the human mind by being engaged in a controversy which will exercise most of its faculties. Mr. Wilber- force is now verging towards age, and speaks but seldom : he, however, never speaks with- out exciting a wish that he would say more : he maintains, like Mr. Grattan, though not with quite the same consistency, a consider- able respectability of character by disdaining to mix in the daily paltry squabbles of party : he is no hunter after place, though he is a little too much haunted with a passion for which he may quote the authority of St. Paul, of pleasing all men and of being all to all. I was sorry when, no longer able to retain the dignity of representing the greatest County in the Kingdom, he condescended to sit as Member for a petty Borough. But some- thing must be forgiven to an old man whose habits are formed. Parliament has been to him the scene of all his active exertions, of his pleasures and his glory. We can pardon the old dramatist who goes every night to take his unviolated seat in the pit : we sympathize with the old soldier who would hobble a whole day's inarch to see a review : and shall less indulgence be given to the man who shows a 7* PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. rather extravagant fondness to cling to the place ennobled by the memory of great men, now no more, and endeared by the recollec- tions of his own triumphs. I confess I always look with equal respect and pleasure on this eloquent veteran, lingering among his bustling but far inferior posterity ; and well has he a right to linger on the spot where he achieved one of the greenest laurels that ever bright- ened in the wreath of fame : a laurel better than that of the hero, as it is not stained with blood or tears : better even than that of the statesman who improves the civiliza- tion of his country, inasmuch as to create is more glorious than to improve. And the man whose labours abolished the Slave-trade, at one blow struck away the barbarism of a hundred nations, and elevated myriads of human beings, degraded to the brute, into all the dignified capacities of civilized man. To have done this is the most noble, as it is the most useful work which any individual could accomplish: and in the contempla- tion of this great achievement Mr. Wilber- force and his friends may find full consolation for all the minor weaknesses and failings of his character. SIR W. GARROW AND SIR S. ROMILLY. JLT is a common remark among those who are much acquainted with the House of Com- mons, that the Lawyers are the worst speakers in that assembly. This is not to be understood as if the gentlemen of a profession whose busi- ness is to talk had less to say than a merchant or a country gentleman ; the fault is that they talk too much, and that their technical habits are so intermixed with all their opinions, that they can scarcely discuss a question of peace or war without reference to a Term-Report, or without wishing to raise a point of mere verbal construction. Accustomed in their courts to consider every matter of equal im- portance, they adopt the same earnest tone and stiff solemnity of manner, whether they are disputing about violated morality or in- sulted liberty, or about a petty affray where a hat, value one shilling, has been torn in the scuffle. I do not blame them for this : it is the duty and dignity of the law to entertain 76 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. with respect and attention all those who ap- peal to it, and to deem nothing unimportant which affects the rights of a free man : it is, therefore, the duty of the legal advocate to urge every client's claim with all his power, well knowing that to every man his own par- ticular case is of the highest and nearest con- cern. Yet it is obvious that the habits of thinking and speaking induced by such a sys- tem can never be endured out of their parti- cular place : that, especially in a National Council, the same interest can never be at- tached to a turnpike-bill, which is a paltry job between two parishes, and a ministerial measure, which may affect the happiness of half the world. But, perhaps, the most unpleas- ing trait about a Lawyer in Parliament is the manner of his address. He is sure to fall into one of his two faults : if he is what is called a Nisi-Prius Lawyer, and has been in the conti- nual habit of talking over juries, he will in that case show a vulgar consequence of demeanour, an ungentlemanly air, as of one who is dis- pensing information, a ridiculous anxiety to explain and illustrate what his auditors un- derstand as well as himself, and lastly, an over- acted passion, which, however it may now SIR W. G ARROW. AND SIR S. ROMILLY. 77 and then impose upon an undiscerning jury, is at once ludicrous and insulting when played before a body of well-educated and experi- enced men. If he is a Term Lawyer, or one chiefly occupied in arguing points of law be- fore the Bench, then indeed he will not be so offensive, but he will be utterly uninterest- ing ; he will be dry and logical, never ad- vancing even a common-place without an au- thority, raising up objections which could occur to nobody but himself, merely to put them down again, and subdividing a minute point of debate into endless fragments, which none but the microscopic eye of a practised barrister can see. The House sleep he goes on : they wake at his twentieth head, and are forced to cough him into silence. Is it then impossible for a lawyer to rise above the trammels of his profession ? Does his profes- sion necessarily preclude all knowledge and all manner but those which seem more pecu- liarly to belong to it ? The science of the law, to be rightly so called, comprehends, not merely the acquaintance with j udicial decisions, with statutes and the routine of the Courts, but a knowledge of the times and circum- stances under which the laws were made, of 78 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS, the reasoning on which they were founded, and of the benefits which they have produced. I know very well that it is not the business of a judge or an advocate to disturb an esta- blished rule, but it is the duty of both to un- derstand all its relations, and if necessary, to procure, or at least to recommend with all their authority, the abrogation of such a law* The Lawyer also should be thoroughly con- versant with men ; he should be able to de- tect equally the partialities of a complainant and the sophistries of the accused. I do not allude to the nauseous fallacies which low minds and scoundrel habits have recourse to for puzzling a cause : such knowledge is al^ most beneath a gentleman : but he should be able, from an enlarged view of human mo- tives, to discover and explain all those minute feelings which exasperate an injury to the mind of the sufferer, which diminish and ex- cuse it to the mind of the inflicton As the variety of subjects which will from time to time occupy his attention is almost boundless, so ought also his knowledge to be : as he will have to address men of various dispositions and va- rious intellects, he should have at his command all the tones of eloquence, and be equally Sift W. GAKROW AXD SIR S. ROMILLY. *79 able to enforce and insinuate conviction^ to direct the understanding of the reflecting, and to mould the passions of the sensitive. Such is what a perfect Lawyer ot?ght to be Alas ! it is almost an ideal picture. This great va- riety of attainments is too much for the limited capacities of man j the pleader finds his mind filled, to crowding, with his precedents alone, while the advocate, who determines to be elo- quent, fears to look even at a page of black- letter, lest " he should petrify a genius to a dunce." There are, however, some more capacious intellects, which have been able to reach a distinguished eminence in all the qua- lities which constitute a great Lawyer; though it must be confessed that no one man has reached the very summit in all. Rome had its Scaevola and Cicero: we have had out- Coke and Bacon : but then, in these instances, the lawyers were but second-rate orators, and the philosophic orators were not first-rate lawyers. These observations may perhaps tend to show that the defects of Lawyers are not to be ascribed to the science itself, but to the in- dividuals, whose powers are too finite to at- tain the grand height of their noble profes- 80 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. sion. I cannot better illustrate these remarks, than by the examples of two gentlemen, who have each acquired a high reputation; but who, at the same time, are so characteris- tically different, that it could scarcely be ima- gined that they have all their lives prosecuted studies of similar tendency. Sir Wm. Garrow is an ingenious man, more skilled in human nature than legal lore ; he has a penetration amounting almost to in- tuition into the motives of vulgar depravity, and can trace a low trick through all the mazes of a pettifogger's cunning : but his view of mankind, though accurate as far as its extent, is at the same time very confined. Who ever heard him utter a liberal and phi- losophical sentiment, or, in fact, any thing which might lead one to suppose that he had any notion that mankind consists of any other classes of creatures besides rogues and fools, always excepting the venerable persons who happen to be Judges or Great Officers for the time being ? His idea of men is about as correct as if a person should take his opinion of Lon- donfrom the lanes of Wapping,or deny the pic- turesque beauties of England, because he had been nearly choked'with fogs in the fens of Lin- SIH W. GARROW AND SIR S. ROMILLY. 81 colnshire. I should like to know, as a mere satisfaction of curiosity, whether any process of the most sensible reasoning, or any series of the best authenticated facts, could convince Sir William that a Jew could be respectable, or a scholar not an idiot. But this narrow- mindedness is the defect of his education ; the ability with which he has improved his limited vision is all his own. His erudition or know- ledge of things is still more scanty and that snatched, not taken seized rather from con- versation than collected from study : yet what he knows he knows so perfectly, and can ex- press so clearly, that one can see at a glance that he has only wanted the opportunity of instruction, to be enabled to take rank among the enlightened thinkers and powerful rea- soners. His apprehension is exceedingly ready, his power of managing his thoughts great and unencumbered, and his judgment has all the correctness of common sense. Such he appears at the bar of the King's Bench, and such, when divested of his pompous ca- nopy of be-powdered horse-hair,* and fur- * For the information of the ignorant, I must discover that lawyers' wigs are made of horse-hair. G 82 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. nished with a plain brown wig, he takes his place in the House of Commons, He is not, however, equally successful there as in his own Court. Whenever he speaks, his unas- suming opening and unequalled fluency be- tray the House into an admiring kindness : they begin to cheer : this hear, hear, is his ruin. Warmed by the applause, he in an in- stant loses all consciousness of the scene be- fore him throws aside his cloak of humility ' assumes the braggart tone with which he addresses a Jury grows more shallow and more dogmatic in the same proportion every moment and " to suit the action to the word," accompanies his tempestuous speeches with almost threatening gesticulations. At length he sits down, having offended or an- noyed all his auditors, and, what is rather cu- rious, having completely disgusted himself. For presumptuous as is this gentleman, yet his presumption is more than equalled by his exceeding bashfulness : his rank, his astonish- ing success, his talents, well known both to himself and the world, have all conspired to magnify the former failing : the latter arises partly from a restricted intercourse with so- ciety, but chiefly from his own keen sagacity. SIR W* GARROW AND SIR S. ROMItLY. S3 For let a silly observation or an error of igno- rance escape him, any thing which may be converted into an instrument of derision against him, and the same intensity of sight which enables him to apprehend the defects of others, makes him see his own with double precision : and being deficient in dignity of mind, he is ready to sink at an expc^ sure which to another man would be the ve- riest trifle. Sir William is now, rather unex. pectedly I believe even to himself, advanced to the honours of his profession, and may reasonably look for still higher eminence: should that happen, he is one of those to whom it will be a benefit instead of a disservice, to forget, as far as possible, his former self. Sir Samuel Romilly, on the other hand, is one to whom no rank could give additional lustre, and from whose character to take away a sentiment or an action would be to detach a jewel from a crown : such is the general consistency and harmony of its parts. As this introduction seems to portend a very enco- miastic description, I will, before I proceed, show that I am perfectly aware of the failing usually imputed to this respectable lawyer. He is said to be easily irritated, and it must G2 8* PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. be confessed that the tone in which he opens his enlightened plans to the House frequently indicates wounded feelings ; or seems to im- ply that he shall consider any opposition as something worse than mere difference of opi- nion. I have little doubt that a more conci- liating manner would have been more effectual for his purposes: for great bodies of men, like individuals, must be flattered into good- ness : anger and reproach should be extended only to old offenders, who are past all cure. I am sorry, therefore, to see a defect in Sir Samuel which may be some impediment to his objects ; but I think it may be easily ex- plained, and even justified. A benevolent man, who is on the watch to be useful, whe- ther he retires to solitary reflection, or walks abroad among his fellow-creatures, can hard- ly pass an hour in which some circumstance shall not present itself to disturb and agonize his feelings. If he is not, what many kind- hearted men are, constitutionally careless ; if on the contrary, he is of a contemplative cast, he finds it impossible to disengage the painful idea from his mind : it haunts his dreams and even his pleasures : distresses upon distresses accumulate before his recollection or his ima- SIR W. GAIIROW AND SIR S. ROMILLY. 35 gination, till he is irritated into a state of tor- ture only equalled by those sufferings of others from which it results. This at first may seem a strange dispensation, that the kind should suffer for their kindness : but who shall pre- sume to arraign the wisdom of Nature ! May not this sensation of uneasiness be the best se- curity for the exercise of active benevolence ? It is not in man to endure pain without an ef- fort to relieve it, and every attempt which the good man makes to remove his own anx- iety will be an additional instrument towards effecting the happiness of others. Such was the result of the glorious restlessness of Howard: such will be the consequence of the noble perseverance of Sir Samuel Romiily. Let this serve in excuse for a failing which he has in common with many good men ; but who, even if it were inexcusable, could be base enough to put it in competition with his numerous excellencies ? Take him merely as a speaker, he is not only superior to his brother lawyers, but, with two or three ex- ceptions, to any debater in the House. Though confessedly one of the most learned of his profession, he is the only one who never ma- nifests any of its pedantry : he descants on le- 86 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. gal subjects with the wisdom of a philosopher* as well as the knowledge of an historian ; and though he refers to authority, and indeed is fond of building upon the authority of the en- lightened, yet he discharges the duty of a le- gislator, which is to examine, and not tacitly to acquiesce in the precedents of former ages. Coming from a mind at once accurate, com- prehensive, and enlarged, his sentiments have about them all the marks of wisdom, to which one would think no opposition could ever be offered, unless it is that they are not quite suited to the character of the times. I could dwell with pleasure on his political honesty, to which he has, perhaps, sacrificed the ob- jects of an honourable ambition : but who doep not know it, and appreciate it as fully as myself? Who does not look on Sir Samuel Romilly as the sure refuge, either for the re- dress of a private injury, or the exposure of a public crime ? I should almost feel as if I were insulting this gentleman if I were to offer any consola- tion for the possible loss of a rank, which is so amply compensated by the increase of pure reputation. I should wish indeed to see the first best man of his profession, occupying, at SIR W. GARROW AND SIR S. ROMILLY. 87 some time, the first rank in it ; and giving dignity to some new title, which might here- after be quoted as the heraldic name for fine sense and integrity. But this is merely a mat- ter of taste. Sir S. Romilly has already reached the summit : no honours could add weight to his opinions in the general mind ; no station could make his virtues more conspicuous. As a ministerial Peer, he might, no doubt, be better able to carry his schemes by the au- thority of votes ; but as a plain Member of the Commons he is perhaps working with more valuable advantage, by impressing the excellence of his proposals on the understand- ings of the voters : and, to a mind like his, it must appear nobler to effect his purpose by the influence of reasoning, than by the force of power. 88 MR. CANNING. J.T would be an amusing speculation to in- vestigate the relation between men's merits and their pretensions, to resolve into its mean elements every gaudy figment of imposture, and to devise a sort of mental standard, or scheme of moral parallax, by which even the false parts of a character should enable us to discover the true. Such an inquiry would soon show that there has existed scarcely one well-known person, to whom has been assign- ed his true place in the scale of reputation. Many a great General would, by such a pro- cess, soon sink into a mere drill-serjeant many a great painter into a plodding mecha- nic, without imagination or intellect and many a great orator into a shallow and noisy declaimer. To pursue the examination with effect, it would be necessary to discover the causes of these delusions, and by what acci- dental or inherent qualities of our nature it comes to pass, that the mind, like the eye, aeems doomed to misapprehend the real MR. CANNING. 89 magnitude of almost every object presented to it. I do not affect to be able to explain all the reasons for this common error, but two or three occur with tolerable readiness. Who- ever considers with what haste the opinions of most people are formed, and how prone we are to acquiesce in all our conceptions, together with that carelessness about accuracy which is induced by the general habits of society, will not be much surprised that a pre- tender of tolerable skill should be able to ar- rest regard in the first instance, and after- wards to keep it, among persons not over anxious about the truth of his claims. If too he should have the good fortune to awaken the attention of some patron eminent in talents and station, for which purpose a very little ingenuity is sufficient, in that case the deception becomes an axiom, the air-blown bubble a very diamond. For who shall dis- pute the discernment of the illustrious A. or of the never-enough-to-be-celebrated B. ; and when even a philosopher has said that he would rather err with Plato than think right with others, what common man shall presume to depreciate the protege of men famous for their knowledge and wisdom. Added to this, 9O PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. there is an abstract pleasure in being cheated : falsehood is so prepared and prompt with all the details of her fabrication, arranges every thing with such a satifactory nicety, accounts for every tiling with such a persuasive plausi- bility, and throws over all such an air of smiling and tranquillizing ease, that no won- der she acquires with the unthinking and in- dolent, who are nine-tenths of mankind, an immense superiority over truth with its un- adorned dryness and its uninviting mysteries, which to be understood must be traced through the mazes of the human heart and the still more complex intricacies of contend- ing systems of opinion. But the firmest friends to deceit and prejudice are to be found among that large class of mankind, the half- educated and partially experienced. These are they who consider any attempt to instruct them as a trespass on their natural rights, who resent the eradication of a mistake as they would the violation of their property, and are as much startled at an improvement, as was Homer's King of Hell, lest the light of Heaven should burst in upon his loathsome darkness. These are the instruments for an impostor and pretender to wield : a little flat- MR. CANNING. 91 tery to some of their prejudices, a little adap- tation to some of their caprices, a little in- dulgence to some of their passions, shall win their hearts and hoodwink their understand- ings, and Stephano shall be a God to Caliban. It has been said that the wise direct the thoughts of mankind. Alas ! the wise only govern the wise : the rest choose to rush on without a guide, to struggle and jostle in the dark ; and give them but a little music that they may break their shins to a tune, lay but a little flattering unction to their errors, and they will pay for their blindness and their ca- lamities, and turn with abhorrence from all the proffered advantages of an enlightened thinking. The Jews killed their Reformer ; the Athenians killed theirs ; and such must ever be the fate of the wise and good, who wish to diffuse wisdom without the help of wealth and honours, of artillery and the sword. . I have been insensibly hurried along to a greater extent than is necessary for my present pur- pose : the main object of these preliminary reflections being to show why the pretending part of mankind succeed so much beyond their deserts, and why that success is generally unmolested and undisputed. 92 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. Among the foremost of those whose pre- tensions exceed their merits, and whose pre- tensions have been allowed, may be placed Mr. Canning a Gentleman whom Fortune, in a joke, has pushed above his natural eleva- tion, to be pointed at as the quintessence of wit and statesmanship. In his youth, at a time when Whigs were a very different sort of people from those who now bear that name, when their fire was carrying annoyance in- to every quarter of the Ministry, and their humour was casting ridicule over all its disas- ters, at such a time, the aid of a young man of talents, with some fun at his command, was hailed as a most useful acquisition by a Minister, who, though he rarely condescended himself to use any but great guns, was not displeased to see small-arms in the hands of his auxiliaries. Then it was, that by the strength of a few ludicrous and well-timed parodies, not one-third of which by the way were his own, Mr. Canning caught the notice and con- sequent patronage of Mr. Pitt. Coming into Parliament under such auspices, he could not but make his way : he delivers a speech more shallow and more frothy than a college-decla- mation ; but what can be done ? One side of MR. CANNING. 93 the House is bound to protect the young man on whom the Premier smiles, and the other side is not disposed to much severity, partly because the maiden orator is a kind of eleve of its own, and chiefly because the House is at no time inclined to damp the ardour of a young Gentleman of tolerable promise who attempts to rise in the world. Encouraged on one hand, and not opposed on the other, with his path smoothed and disencumbered of all those difficulties which might exercise his understanding or enlarge his experience, and raised by a train of lucky circumstances into high situation, he soon forgets the cause of his elevation, becomes proud and dogmatical, and fancies himself a great Statesman ; when his sole qualifications are a memory well stored with the school-boy's common-places, a solemn utterance like that of the prologue- speaker to a tragedy, and an unbending pomp of attitude and manner strongly resembling the burly dignity of a country pedagogue. In- deed, the great characteristic of this orator is his mock importance ; he seems always to walk on stilts. Whatever be the subject, whether he is presenting a petition or deliver- ing a laboured harangue, he always speaks in 94 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. the same measured tone and set manner. He dares not be familiar ; aware perhaps of the slender title by which he holds his reputation, he will not descend into the open and com- mon area, but keeps himself from too near attack behind the formal entrenchment of a constant gravity. It may seem some con- tradiction to this to state that Mr. Canning af- fects to be a joker ; but his jokes are all of the dry and scholastic sort, sarcasms which repel not pleasantries which attract. Never playful like Mr. Fox, nor good-humoured like Mr. Sheridan, he struts through a comic an- tithesis with the air of a philosopher, and de- posits an Epigram with equal grandeur as if he were delivered of an Epic Poem. The House indeed laugh, because it is polite to laugh when a Gentleman affects to joke ; but it is never a laugh of kindly sympathy with the joker ; on the contrary, it merely ex- presses that the audience are not so dull but that they are able to apprehend a witticism. It is evidently the perpetual care of Mr. Can- ning to make himself appear wiser and pro- founder than he is ; and yet to any one who thinks it worth his while to fathom him, there is no man whose depth is more easily dis- 6 MR. CANNING. 95 cernible. His great excellence is the school- taught taste by which he shuns all vulgari- ties in opinion and diction, and is enabled sometimes to throw a classical air over a com- mon subject : his great defect is that he does not think. All he says partakes of the mus- tiness of memory ; it is uttered with the tone of one who talks by book, and has none of the glowing freshness and cheering brightness of thoughts newly combined, or newly created by the genius of the speaker. His mind has none of those qualities which go to the composi- tion of a great intellect : it has no grasp, little penetration, and no foresight. It has been said of some eminent persons, that they never were boys : it may be said of the per- son in question, that he will never be a man. He can never disengage himself from his puerile trammels, nor look at a subject with the eye of common sense and common expe- rience. It has indeed frequently fallen to his lot to advocate the cause of wisdom ; but even then his thoughts have been but in a low proportion to the dignity of his subject : he has been content to excite applause by pretty arrangement of phrases, instead of im- pressing a respectful conviction by the en- 96 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. largement and accuracy of his views. I al- lude to his florid harangues on the Spanish war, on the Catholic claims, and on some late occasions. A few plain, straightforward sen- tences uttered with the calm reasonableness of Lord Castlereagh, and the simple, manly energy of Mr. Whitbread, have and deserve more weight than whole folio volumes of such speeches. In fact, the House listens to Mr. Canning not as a statesman, but as one who may amuse them by his well-selected centos and apt quotations : for it is pleasant now and then to be thrown back on one's school associations. Let not the reader imagine that I wish to undervalue classical learning : so far am I from such a notion, that I consider the Greeks, with one or two exceptions, as the greatest and best masters in every kind of wisdom, whether of speculative research or of every day application. I have no doubt that of two men, equal in other respects, the best scholar would be in exact proportion the wisest statesman ; that the study of Thucy- dides and Demosthenes, together with a care- ful inspection of passing events, would make a better politician than a knowledge of all the artful depravities and dirty trickeries display- 1 MR. CANNING. 9? ed in Machiavel and the French scribblers of memoirs. I do not, therefore, object to Mr. Canning because he quotes Virgil or Tacitus (he does not seem to know much Greek) but because he merely quotes, and displays none of the reflection of the poet or the sagacity of the historian. Mr. Canning seems to consider himself in his way as without a rival ; but there are some young men in the House who may be expected to reach, and even overtake him. Mr. Grant, jun. with most of his defects, has a great deal more fancy and more learning ; Mr. Peel and Mr. Robinson have his smart- ness and classical recollection, without the same injudicious assumption of importance. Upon the whole, it always appeared to me that Mr. Canning was strangely out of his place in the House of Commons : he should have adhered to that seminary from whence he came. The style of his thinking, the charac- ter of his knowledge, and his consequential manner, not to mention his skill in Latin verse, which, though inferior to Keates, or Goodall's. is at least far beyond the Mma Edhienses, would altogether have made him an excellent first Master of Eton. I have ii 98 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. made no comment on his political conduct, partly because I have no wish to say severe things ; partly because it is pretty well known and appreciated 5 and chiefly, because I believe no person cares one tittle about it. If, how- ever, any ingenious Gentleman, who may be composing an extempore epigram on States- men, is at a loss for an allusion or two to give it point, I would recommend to him to pay some attention to the public character of one who at least puzzles, if he does not astonish, the minds of common and inexperienced ob- servers. 99 MR. B. BATHURST AND MR. RYDER. JVlY attempt to reduce Mr. Canning to his proper level, alarmed and irritated, as I ex- pected, the whole host of pretenders : seeing the goodly but unsubstantial bulk which stood between them and their annihilation falling to pieces at the touch of truth, it was time for them to tremble and shriek for their own puny and unsheltered nakedness. For if the shadow shall vanish, what will become of the shadows of that shadow ? Mr. Canning is, indeed, superior by an immeasurable dis- tance to those juvenile aspirants who affect to imitate him : " nine bad poets made a Tate;" and the composition of such a speaker as Mr. Canning would, I allow, re- quire at least a hundred of those young men about town, who, by the force of melting roundelays, positively written by themselves, or of extemporaneous speeches delivered for ihe twentieth time, succeed hi astonishing dowager Countesses and half-pay Generals. I H 2 100 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. will allow too, that their anger at seeing an as- sault made upon the magnificent reputation of their hero may be perfectly sincere. To minds scantily informed the erudition of Mr. Canning may appear immense ; and his im- posing tone, which seems to intimate that at least " he thinks he is thinking/' may operate like a miracle on understandings which know not how to assume even the man- ner of thought. How shall I appease their indignant spirits ? In times of old, it was usual when a great man was slain, for the friend of the deceased to rush out with all his bravery, and immolate some dozen common men as a propitiatory sacrifice to his august manes. I have no great inclination to deal destruction about me ; I am not sufficiently chivalrous ; but, perhaps, the critical dissection of Messrs. , Bathurst and Ryder may console the grief of Mr. Canning's friends, at seeing the full- blown bubble burst and evaporated. It is curious to observe how seldom pity is rightly applied. A dull, honest fellow, who trots quietly along in his proper path, may be as- sailed with every weapon which impudent wit can vibrate : and yet, nobody cries out " shame $" every body, indeed, seems to en- H , * MR. B. BATHURST AND MR. RYDER. 101 joy the joke, and cannot afford one half-sigh of pity for the man, who can neither defend himself, nor procure any other to defend him. On the other hand, make an impartial at- tempt to unmask a pompous pretender, and an outcry is immediately raised, as if the State were in danger. What is the reason of all this ? It is because no man fancies himself dull, and therefore never makes common cause with the dull when insulted : again, every man almost is aiming at situation or character far above his real qualities, and therefore feels it to be a personal attack when any successful aspirant is exposed in his true form. I shall not cater for the ill-natured taste of such persons by a severity shown to others which would be better applied to them : dull- ness is not in my eyes so contemptible as im- pudence. Meanwhile, though to advise these beings would be to sing to the deaf, yet it is to be wished that some expedient could be found to rid society of these impostorlings, who throng all the avenues to notice to the exclusion of their superiors, and whose bust- ling noise drowns the gentle appeals of unob- trusive excellence ! What a pity that our Con- 102 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. stitution has not any where lodged a power which might condemn them to at least ten years of books and Pythagorean silence. But enough of them. Mr. B. Bathurst seems to be one of those who in private life are called very sensible persons, because they have never ventured on an ingenious paradox, or deviated into an humourous absurdity. He is one who, firmly believing in that profound axiom that whatever is, is, consequently considers every new idea as a non-entity, and to whom, therefore, any scheme of improve- ment must appear considerably more baseless than a vision. Like certain dramatis persons, so well ridiculed in Sheridan's Critic, he tells his audience all that they knew before ; just to show, according to the old satirist's notion,* that he knows as much as they. There is not much harm in all this, especially as at first sight one discovers no parade in his manner : he prattles away in a conversational subdued tone, and seems to attach no more impor- tance to his speech than it really deserves. Observe him, however, more closely, and his familiar gossiping air will be found to result * Scire tuum nihil est, nisi te scire hoc sciat alter. PERS. Sat. MR. B. BATHURST AND MR. RYDER. ] 03 from an immense self-opinion, which consi- ders all it says as settled and matter of course, and therefore holds it useless to adopt a style to impress or persuade. I know nothing of the domestic connexions of this Gentleman, but as the critics say, I would pledge myself (quovis pignore contendam) that he is much accustomed to the society of antique aunts and maiden sisters : there is a temperate me- thod of dictation about him as of a man used to direct the judgments of a coterie, whose sex and non-resistance prevent all possibility of ungentlemanly roughness. This habit, which may do very well in its proper sphere, is singularly ludicrous in such an Assembly as the House of Commons. It would be pre- sumption in any one Member of that Assem- bly to undertake to decide with a judicial air any matter in dispute : it will be difficult to find a name for such conduct in a man of Mr. Bathurst's talents, particularly as, although he adopts the air of an arbitrator, he is less at- tended to than any one individual in the House. His self-love must be very great which can blind him to such a circumstance ; nor do I know how to solve such difficulty. Perhaps, as Solomon, who by the way ought 1 104 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. to be some authority on such a subject, defines a wise man to be one who can render a reason, this Gentleman founds his claim to the character of wisdom on his peculiar pro- pensity to give reasons even for the plainest and most self-evident truths. With great de- ference I think that Solomon alluded to a very different kind of reasoning to this : at any rate I am sure that if he had ever heard Mr. B. Bathurst he would never have promulgated his proposition in such general terms. The object of a reason, according to the most ap- proved logic, is to make a thing plainer : Mr, Bathurst, like many famous logicians, con- trives to make it the means of obscurity : he ratiocinates about the simplest matter till one is compelled to believe that he has not a per- fect understanding even of an axiom. I have ventured to smile at these peculiarities of Mr. Bathurst ; yet he is a Gentleman for whom, on several accounts, I feel much kindness and respect. He seems very goodnatured, and is, I believe, a sincerely honest man as far as his views can carry him. In confirmation of this opinion I need only say that he belongs to the school of Addington, the most upright and conscientious band of men that ever go- MR. B. BATHURST AND MR. RYDER. 1O5 verned a nation. Would to God that their knowledge had been more extensive, their thinking more enlarged : for, contrary to the practice of many politicians who shut their eyes to the light that bursts upon them, I have no doubt that these men would have been good in precise proportion to their knowledge. Wis- dom and goodness are indeed one, and with the honest-minded knowledge and goodness are one also. If Mr. Bathurst may be called a prattler, Mr. Ryder must I think be denominated a proser. With a similar reach of understand- ing, he is so unlike in manner, that he de- livers the merest common-place with the air of a discovery,* and enforces it with as much energy of manner and diction, as if he really thought no being but himself could easily comprehend its truth. This is the natural error of a slow mind : conscious of the la- borious research which it has expended on * It is refreshing to turn aside from the pomp of little men to the simplicity of one really great ; Sir I. Newton prefaces one of his chapters, containing the most wonder- ful discoveries, with these few words : " Sed nunc pauca de lunee orbita loquemur." I will now say a few words about the path of the moon. Princip. lib. 1. 1O6 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. the commonest problem, and knowing the general indolence of mankind, it thinks that the solution can only be known to itself, because it believes no one else has taken the same extraordinary pains to procure it. It is, however, a venial error and one scarcely worth notice, especially as he has now ceased to undertake the management of a principal department of State. When Mr. Perceval died, Mr. Ryder died too as a public charac- ter : the friendship of the Premier threw a consequence round him, which his own talents could never have acquired : that friendship being extinguished, the prop and buttress of Mr. Ryder's elevation fell to the ground, nor can he hope to rise again unless he should attract the regards of another friend equally warm. I do not wish to un- dervalue this Gentleman, who is a sensible and highly respectable man : but he has been hurt by being raised above his proper level. He was an excellent Judge- Advocate, and if he had so continued, would never have in- curred a pelting storm of ridicule on his statesmanship* from the stores of Mr. Sheri- * Mr. Sheridan's Speech on the Nightly Watch Bill. MR. B. BATHURST AND MR. RYDER. 107 dan. Young men who have the means of advancement, are not very fond of being ad- vised to stand still -, otherwise I would pro- pose the example of this Gentleman for the consideration of Mr. Manners Sutton, who is at present much and deservedly respected in the House, but whose fame would not I think keep exact pace with his elevation. 108 MR. GRATTAN. JL HERE is generally in the eloquence of a nation, as well as in its poetry, some striking and distinct character which separates it from all others, and constitutes as marked a differ- ence as that which exists between Chinese ugliness and Grecian beauty. There are in- deed some universal topics which all mankind recognize with equal readiness ; there are sentiments and tones which find their way equally to the heart of the civilized and the barbarous of the phlegmatic and the sensi- tive : yet, whether it is that the man of one clime is differently organized from the man of another, or whether of similar forms of so- ciety, no two can be exactly alike : certain it is, that the favourite mode of thinking and speaking among one people may excite no interest in another ; that what awakens the enthusiasm of one country may by another be regarded with coldness or even with derision. There will, however, amid 6 MR. GRATTAN. 109 all these various national modes, be some which every nation shall approve, as there will be others from which, with the particular exceptions of the countries adopting them, the universal taste will be abhorrent. It excites our respect for the populace, or if you will, the mob of Greece, when we read the profound reasoning and elaborate composition with which their demagogues held it necessary to address them : no flimsy verbiage, no noisy sophistry, no ruffian imagery pollute their popular harangues. All the energies of the human mind are em- ployed to influence a people who must indeed be considered as the moral wonder of the world, who evinced the most refined relish, the most consummate taste in poetry, in philosophy, in the arts and sciences, and never degenerated into vulgarity, except in their humour: an exception which will the less astonish, when it is remembered that a fondness for the lowest fun is not only not incompatible, but even usual with the most enlarged and improved intellects. The Romans were a fine, steady, high-minded people, and if any of their popular orators HO PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. bad reached us, I have no doubt that their speeches would contain the least possible leaven of nonsense and false taste. The authentic declamations however of their Gracchi and their Bruti, and of all their race of tribunes and favourites have perished : nor must we form a judgment of the nation's taste from those accomplished imitations of the Grecian sophists with which Cicero astonished the Greek- educated minds of a polished and patrician auditory. We have no relics of their purely popular assemblies : yet if the fabricated speeches of such powerful and ob- servant writers as Livy, Sallust, and Tacitus, carry any authority, we can plainly see from them that a Roman demagogue, whether ad- dressing a mob of artisans or of soldiers, never condescended to those low and unreasoning hurly-buriies of sentiment and diction which entrance an English or an Irish mob. Even in France, a nation which though incapable of poetry, has produced abundant specimens of eloquence, even in the worst times of revolutionary France, their leaders, though familiar with' all the savageries of the lowest brutality, never forgot to observe the dignity MR. GRATTAN. Ill of the understanding. Marat indeed was a vulgar ruffian in speech and act ; but where will you find more accomplished and tasteful speakers than Brissot, Mirabeau, and Verg- niaud : even Robespiere rarely lost view of the diction of a gentleman, nay of a philoso- pher. And the present Ruler of France * (of whom I must be allowed to say that the pre- dominance of his hateful qualities above his good, together with the stupendous talent with which he conducts his destructive pur- poses, renders him one of the most baleful prodigies that ever puzzled and terrified the world), even this selfish and savage soldier, from the first moment of his career to his last address to his Senate, lias never insulted with senseless vulgarities the fine taste of an enlightened nation, but has ever adopted with admirable skill the language of candid philosophy, and may be considered as the most consummate ape of the magnanimous and the wise that ever imposed on credulous inferiority. In England too, in its happier days, before City and Election Orators thought of imitating Demosthenes, or aspired * This was written before the exile of Buonaparte. 112 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. to Wield democracies with the bombast of Billingsgate at the time when Sidney and Hampden, instead of the empty assistance of dull and foolish diatribes, studied as well as fought with unremitted ardour for their darl- ing constitution at that time, almost every demagogue was a scholar and a man of think- ing, and knew what was due to a reflecting people. If Bradshaw or Ireton, or Ludlow or Vane, had talked like some modern orators, the people would never for a day have en- dured the degradation of their able and skilful Monarch j but Charles was ' subdued by the manners as well as by the intellect of his Judge ; and perhaps there never was an occa- sion where a man pressed so pertinaciously, and conscious too (as he must have been) of the forcible truth of the remarks of his opponent, yet could act with such possessed and gentle- manly calmness as that with which, on that unfortunate occasion, Bradshaw treated Charles. Of Ireland it is difficult to speak with any accuracy: the natural character of that people has been so exaggerated and defaced by centuries of ill-treatment, that its features can scarcely be seen, except through the dis- MR. GRATTAN. 113 torting mediums of anger and dejection. Enough however remains for us to distinguish that they are full of talent and spirit : that if their levity indisposes them for think- ing, the intensity of their feelings supplies the place of thought : they feel till they think, while their neighbour nation thinks till it feels. Too sensitive to be dull, too careless to be tasteful, their eloquence at once interests and offends : it implies that they have found civilization too great a curse for them to be heedful of the forms of society, and in their glowing appeals to natural justice they dis- dain to borrow the technical paraphernalia of custom and of taste. It is this feeling which, in the unnatural condition of Ireland, makes its revenge more savage than a madman's ; it is this which sometimes makes its oratory more vulgar than a barbarian's. I will not however act so unfairly as to take my speci- mens of its oratorical powers from its O'Con- nels j I will rather adduce its best men its Burkes, and Sheridans, and Grattans. The first is like a cataract of mud, a stagnan* ditch vexed into a torrent: the latter are great and powerful streams, rushing along with equal force and majesty, and whose over- i 114 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. flowings are enough to fill a hundred petty rivulets. I would not have it supposed, because I have joined the name of Grattan to those of Burke and Sheridan, that I consider him as of equal rank. Burke is at an immense distance above both : but between the two last, though Mr. Sheridan is beyond question the superior man, I think I see some similarity, rather however in kind than in manner. Mr. Sheri- dan's aim was always", if he could, to expose the propositions of his adversary by a series of ludicrous contrasts : the mind of Mr. Grattan leads him to the same play of opposition and antithesis, though his disposition seems to feel anger where the other would only laugh. The understanding in these cases is evidently alike, though the habits of society have en- gendered a different taste. Again, there is some likeness in their style ; there is about them at the beginning a conversational care- lessness amounting almost to laziness, a sort of lounging indifference, which more than half conceals their strong feeling. On a sudden, some thought, some word, sets fire to the train of their impressions : they fling away their sloth as Ulysses flung away the MR. GRATTAN. 115 beggar's weeds, and walk abroad in all the majesty of excited intellect and irresistible passion. Who shall oppose it? Reason is content to admire, and forgets to examine : but fortunately a tempest must be temporary. Indeed the paroxysms of Mr. Grattan are much shorter than those of Mr. Sheridan : and the former sinks at once from his celestial elevation down to mere earth. Not so with Mr. Sheridan : he, when once roused, never subsides into an uninteresting mediocrity : when he ceases to be energetic, he becomes elegant. When he is no longer the angel of the storm, he becomes the benignant genius whose presence cheers even the waste, and at whose every step upsprings a bed of living verdure. I must confess however that I have not known Mr. Grattan in his best days: looking at him now, a veteran not much short of seventy, and observing that attic fire which still warms his heart, I will not presume to say that he does not deserve the high reputation which he enjoys. I am content to bow with reverence to the con- sistent advocate of his country's rights, who for a long life has stood forward the powerful and almost successful champion of her cause I 2 116 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. against an unparalleled weight of influence and prejudice, and who disdains to further his purposes by any paltry intermixture with the vulgar views of the Whig party, who some- how or other have of late years thought it right to advocate the Catholic cause. Some have said that Mr. Grattan sunk in character by his transplantation into the British Parlia- ment. I cannot think so : there is no man heard with more fond respect; and deservedly, for there is no man who gives more pleasure. Indeed I know not a more gratifying sight than when Mr. Grattan rises : his petit person and fumbling voice at first awake no feeling but surprise that this man should be a com- manding orator : in a moment you become interested by his gentlemanly manner and warm though very subdued tone : a striking thought or glowing expression drops out as if by accident, and assures us that we shall not be disappointed. He then rises to the dignity of eloquence, and every expectation is an- swered. Such a man therefore must not be quoted as an instance of over valued merit ; for he has not, like Flood, sunk at once into an object of ridicule ; or, like a recent candi- date, fallen into the dead sea of mediocrity, MR. GRATTAN. 117 after being up cried as a wonder. The last case however was not a failure, but an instance of an over-rated man reduced to his proper level. It was a folly which deserved to be cheated, that could hope for much enlight- ened eloquence from the man * who thinks Rogers the first poet, and Madame de Stael the first philosopher, of the age. * The Gentleman who lately failed so egregiously in Parliament is said to be the author of the articles in the Edinburgh Review, relating to Rogers and Madame de Stael. MR. W. POLE AND MR. CROKER. J.T may not be unamusing to contemplate the portraits of two gentlemen, who may be considered as the most self-important persons in the House of Commons ; a pre-eminence which, though not very desirable, must yet be termed remarkable, when it is remembered how full that assembly is of those slaves of conceit and self-love, viz. of young men who, yet tingling with school discipline, have by the help of family-boroughs been lifted into legis- lators ; and of old men who, having without any extraordinary talent or virtue amassed princely fortunes and the highest rank, are allowed with impunity to detail by the hour the maxims of their oracular experience. It is curious to observe the different shapes which self-importance assumes, according to the dif- ferent qualities on which it operates. In a constitutionally modest man, as for instance in Mr. H; Addington, it shows itself in a stiff an4 fretful humility, like the stately and irri? MR. W. POLE AND MR. CHOKER. 119 table chastity of a virgin of three-score : in a forward clever youth, as in Mr. Peel, it is a lively pertness, careless of giving offence, be- cause it thinks the wit of its sarcasm an am- ple compensation for the bitterness of its sa- tire ; and because the perpetual flattery and loud laugh of weak friends make it fancy it- self " a chartered libertine." But the plea- santest exhibition is when a veteran profes- sor of State- Arcana perhaps such an one as Mr. Rose rises 'now and then, bustling with all the pride of knowledge, and, by the aid of sagacious nods and mysteriously familiar tones, seems big with the secrets of a hundred Cabi- nets, and, though he tells little, looks as if he had much to tell ; while he silences the voice of youthful reasoning, by triumphant allu- sions to those glorious days when the legisla- tive Nestor was in his prime, and the theore- tic youngster was yet unborn. All these traits are so natural to particular ages and ha- bits, and if not quite harmless, are in general so free from maliciousness, that one is less disposed to be angry than to laugh at them ; but there is another kind of conceit, betray- ing itself by a hard-faced and protrusive im- pudence, by a contemptuous and arrogant ISO PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. over-bearing : to this let no mercy be shown ; it is so far from being a natural feature, that it requires whole years of the worst society and the worst education to engraft it with the least success, and then none but the worst natures will receive and propagate the corrupt addition. If this quality were as dangerous as it is vicious, it should be driven from so- ciety with execrations ; but like many of the most offensive vices, it carries about it its own antidote. It is an impostor which cheats only itself: it seduces its observer neither into pleasure nor admiration ; on the contrary, all are able to discover and appreciate its object, while some hate, and most despise it. Yet it succeeds, in general, as far as it aspires ; it wears its way, not wins it, and owes its great- ness, not to the kindness of friendship, but to its own invincible importunity. It moves along, through the hisses of disgust and the mutterings of hatred, with perfect content, because it is conscious that such is the element most appropriate to its nature ; it takes its wished-for seat of rank with a shrug of con- tempt at those who would not pay the same price for the same dignity. It is very seldom however that impudence is ambitious ; it is ME. W. POLE AND MR. CHOKER. 121 in general too sordid to aim after honorary distinctions, and confines itself to the search after gain ; hence it is less found in the poli- tical sphere (except among the underlings of state) than in the walks of common and daily life. There its most complete picture is to be seen, when a determined fortune-hunter has started a wealthy girl ; in vain she flies, in vain she despises, in vain she hates j he looks upon all the struggles of resentment with the same calculating pleasure as a poacher views the strength-exhausting efforts of the captive bird, which tires itself into his possession. The poor girl, with all her loathing fresh about her, is, from the sex's characteristic in- ability to resist perseverance, compelled to yield, which it may be supposed she does with a sort of feeling like that with which a person flings himself into the sea, to avoid the approaches of a tiger, who will take no re- pulse. But I have been pursuing my remarks till I have forgot the purpose with which I began, which was merely to give a brief sketch of the Parliamentary peculiarities of the two gentlemen whose names are at the head of this article. To begin with Mr. W. Pole ; he is, as I have 122 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. hinted, exceedingly self-important, though as in most cases of the sort, it would be almost impossible to discover on what grounds he fancies himself so momentous a personage. He has, indeed, for one brother, a statesman of considerable acquirements, and no mean understanding. He has, for another brother, a man whose simplicity of character excites general respect, and whose substantial services to the good cause entitle him to the gratitude of his country and mankind. Certainly Mr. W. Pole may justly congratulate himself on such a relationship ; still I do not see how this circumstance is to explain his dignified self- opinion, when he can show neither the talents of one relative, nor the services of the other. His tone and manner make him nearly the most unpleasant speaker in the House. He is always angry, and his voice being sharp and shrill, and always raised to its highest pitch, grates on the ear a discord nearly as horrible as the tuning of five fiddles. One is at no time much disposed to sympathise with anger, even if just ; least of all can we take any interest in a resentment which becomes louder in pro- portion to its want of cause, and lashes itself into a rage for no probable reason, unless it 4 MR. W. POLE AKD MR. CROKER. 123 has been medically recommended as a whole- some exercise of the physical powers. It is sometimes amusing to witness the intellectual spars between the two Ex-Chancellors of Ire- land, Mr. Pole, and Sir J. Newport. The Baronet, though highly respectable for his in- dependence, integrity, and general amenity of manners, is, however, more testy than be- seems a wise Statesman, especially when any reference is made to his administration : and anger, as has been already observed, seems the element essential to the vitality of the other Legislator, who also piques himself in no small degree on the wisdom of his govern- ment. With such feelings it is not matter of surprise that the disputes of these opponents should sometimes be pushed even to exaspe- ration ; while each of them, with his own pe- culiar eagerness, is insisting on his own in- fallibility, and the other's absurdity. The spectacle is the more entertaining, because the matter in debate is generally some local Irish law, which, however important, is yet almost always regarded by the House with the utmost indifference. Mr. W. Pole has, of course, received the education of a gentle- man, and has been familiar with the best so- 124 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. ciety ; yet I know not how it is, but there is more offensive obtrusiveness in his manner, and more meanness in his language, than are usually found in that class of life which is called genteel, unless indeed where the emi- nent rank or talent of the individual has pre- cluded the necessity of compliance with ac- customed forms. After all, this gentleman is of so little consideration in the state, that it may seem a waste of severity to descant on his character : I confess I feel so much ten- derness for him for the sake of his family, that I could wish him to exercise the leisure which want of office affords, partly in cultivating his taste after the example of his elder bro- ther, and partly in lowering the tone of his impatience, by studious reflection on the quiet unaffectedness with which his soldier brother performs illustrious actions. The high tone of Mr. Croker may perhaps be explained with less difficulty : the writer of doggerel verses on the Dublin actors, and the puerile imitator * of the easiest of all mo- dels, Walter Scott, may reasonably feel some * " The Battle of Talavera " is usually ascribed to Mr. Croker. MR. W. POLE AND MR. CROKER. 125 surprise at finding himself at so important a post as the Secretaryship to the Admiralty : having too little discrimination, or too much self-love to discover the real cause, he is led to conclude that he may possess great quali- ties, though unknown to himself, and that he should assume a consequence of manner equal to that latent dignity of character which is some day to be revealed. It must have contributed to spoil this gentleman, to see a man of Mr. Southey's eminence passing by all the rank and talent of the nation, to dedi- cate a rather favourite work to him : nor does one wonder that his gratitude should have made him the patron of the dedicating poet. The day, however, has been, and with a man of Mr. Southey's mutable thinking, the day may yet return, when a blush shall dart across the Laureat, to feel that, under such circum- stances, he owes his honours to the patronage of such a person. It is usual with those who dislike this young Secretary and he should know, what perhaps he is too careless to con- sider, that his manner is of all others the most calculated to make enemies it is usual with them to object to the lowness of his origin. Such an objection, in a country like this* is 126 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. despicable and unnatural : it is the pride of our constitution that it opens the paths of honour for all who have skill to tread them ; and a good Englishman should hail with joy every fresh instance of plebeian elevation. I rejoice, therefore, with Mr. Croker, that his origin has been no obstruction to his promo- tion ; and indeed I feel some kindness for his father, if he is, as I have heard, the translator of the Satires of Ariosto. The translation is indifferent, and indeed it would be no slight task to render those elegant sketches of a Court's vices and a Poet's simplicity, with the Horatian point and delicacy of the Italian : but it is some praise to have been fond of such a work ; and I would rather be the son of an indifferent versifier, than of a lazy, un- lettered grandee. No my quarrel with Mr. Croker is not on account of his pedigree, but for the arrogance of his manner, unbecoming in any man, but least of all suited to a man of ihis small pretensions. I object to that defy- ing tone which seems to wish to provoke, to that sore manner which implies a con- sdiousness that what he says ought to offend, and therefore anticipates that anger as a shield, which it knows it merits to have di- MR. W. POLE AND MR. CHOKER. 127 rected against itself as a weapon of offence. Luckily for Mr. Croker, few of the persons whom he attacks with such vehemence seem to hold it worth while to repel him : but a gentleman so exceedingly sensitive as the Ad- miralty-Secretary should be cautious never to utter a sarcasm unless he feels secure that, if answered, he shall have a repartee which will blow his adversary to pieces. Mr. Pon- sonby, on one occasion, silenced him with a furious rebuff j and on another, Sir Francis Burdett, with his usual gentlemanly coolness, combined a few words whose united force seemed to sting to the very quick. Not how- ever to leave this gentleman in despair if he will cease to speak till he has conquered his high and irritable tone, and continue to dis- charge his office with his present exemplary diligence, he may justly look forward to as much praise as usually falls to the lot of se- cond-rate officers of state. Meantime, let him continue to patronise poets ; and may the next poet whom he befriends be able to re- ceive the honour without any injury to the consistency of his character. 128 LORD MILTON AND LORD MORPETH. XT is not my purpose to descant on so com- mon a topic as the usefulness of a large and powerful body of Nobility to a Constitution framed like the English, still less will I act so invidiously as to inquire by what title of desert they hold their several ranks and domains. Taking it for granted that in these respects all is as it should be, feeling at least that all is as it must be, I will turn aside from this dry and unprofitable task to the more amusing speculation of considering the gene- ral character of our English Nobles. And here I must express my pride as an English- man, that in no country arrived at the height of civilization has existed an aristocracy less degraded by its vices, more beneficial by its virtues. I speak not here of the wretched creatures, whose poverty or whose low taste induce them to lick the dust of palaces : ab- ject and imbecile, they have themselves ab- jured the rank to which they are conscious LORD MILTON AND LORD MORPETH. 129 they ought not to belong, and humanity re- jects them as destitute of that principle, with- out which life is a burthen and a shame an active and constant self-respect. The great mass of the English Nobility are a very different race, and bear about them more of the genuine English character than is to be found in any other class except the peasantry. The middle classes, including the merchants, the professions, and those cadets of rank who must make their way in the world, have all become so modified by reading, by thinking (I am loth to call it philosophy) and by inter- course with foreigners in various ways, that though they possess almost all the talent, and a great part of the virtue to be found, yet I think they have lost much of that peculiar manner and style by which their countrymen were distinguishable two centuries, or even one century ago. Whether that style and manner were good or bad, might be subject of deep contemplation with the philosopher : in his less wise and dignified moments, he might perhaps think that the mind of an Englishman is a soil too stubborn for meta- physics ; that his heart has become contracted instead of expanded by the system of univer- K ISO PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. sal philanthropy ; that what has been gained in scientific prattle, has been lost in simplicity of understanding. He may even shake his head when he learns that our leading man of science is a little master who affects fashion, and that the oracle of the day who influences the education of half the people is a female, who has tamed the generous feelings of her sex and of nature into the admiration of a cold, calculating scheme, graduated by utility alone, * and who by a patch-work fabric made up of one bit of Rousseau, another bit of Voltaire, a third of Darwin, proposes to enlighten and improve the future generation of men, by making them coxcombs and pedants. If, after all, the philosopher should admire this, for phi- losophers must sometimes admire what they do not in their hearts approve, yet the mere antiquarian lover of his country is not liable to the same obligation. He perhaps will cast his eye over past ages, and say " We have had men of science and profound thinkers before to-day, yet Newton was no dangler after little Misses, nor Locke a spruce scented beau. We have had men of feeling : there were the two Sydneys, who have both written large books, yet they never recommend us LORD MILTON, AND LORD MORPETII. 131 to love those ugly barbarians, the Chinese, with the same affection that is inspired by our own well-educated and well-looking rela- tions. There have been female writers too, Mrs. Hutchinson, and Lady Russel, and Lady Fanshaw, but they were wise without ' vain philosophy/ and did not inculcate virtue by reference to the rule of three." Such might be the opposite opinions of different men : let the reader determine which of the two is right. I merely advance an opinion, that much of the characteristic manner here alluded to call it spirit or pride, or good sense or obstinacy, no longer distinguishes the great efficient body of the English people. Some of its features, somewhat disfigured, are to be found in the lower orders, who are in- solently brave and sensible amid all the ob- stacles of prejudice. In the highest classes the features assume a more dignified mien : sullenness becomes independence, irritability is here spirit, and prejudice is wisdom looking through the spectacles of experience. Such features, it must be confessed, are rather in- teresting, as showing the genuineness of the breed, than amiable from their intrinsic grace: 1S2 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. and a nobility so marked may be thought to have but few claims to respect. Let not the reader be too hasty : it is better that a power- ful aristocracy should be useful than pleasing : it is better that they should have the awkward reserve and sturdy honesty of farmers and mechanics, provided that they encourage agriculture and manufactures, than that they should manifest all the graces of Lovelace, and be known only at a concert or a mask- ed ball. The manners indeed of our highest Nobility are in general very clumsy and un- polished : they are so educated as to meet with little acquaintance on the footing of an easy equality, and know scarcely any thing of the world till they are produced by their fine wives : they have not the intelligent con- fidence which is the result of the collision of able minds in a learned profession, nor have they substituted for it the graceful self-pos- session inspired by the habits and dangers of military life. They possess however what is better a simplicity and straitforwardness of thinking, an abhorrence of meanness, an en- thusiastic generosity, a fearlessness of danger, and a strong uncalculating admiration and LORD MILTON AND LORD MORPETH. 133 love of their country, which compensate all their faults, and make them the just boast of all who know how to appreciate them. Among the most respectable of our noble houses is the family of Lord Fitzwilliam, whose son, Lord Milton, now claims our notice. To those who are in the habit of hearing this young nobleman there can be but one opinion of his character : every one at once recognizes the warm feeling, the un- sophisticated thinking, the earnest manner of an honest man : every body would be ready to exclaim of him : " That man, I am sure, never did a cruel or a sordid thing : there is no trickery, no vice about him : conscious of right and fearless of consequences, he denounces wrong with the voice and gesture of a Censor : he puts no check to his language, because he holds that discretion worthless which would suppress the feelings of an unaffected indig- nation." Such praise all would willingly give to this Nobleman ; and those who give so much would then be sorry that they could afford no more. Their impartiality, however, must compel them to confess, that with the excellencies his Lordship has many of the faults of the Aristocratical character. His 134 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS, education has been scanty, his mind has no thinking : it is stored with many noble com- mon-places, but he applies them without dis-: crimination : he is exceedingly vain, and what perhaps more than any thing else tends, to make a man thoroughly ridiculous, he has himself no apprehension of ridicule. Hence, he is ever pompous and exaggerating, almpst with the air of mock-heroic j while his sombre look and unbending manner remind one more of the austerity of age than of the energy of eight-and-twenty. He is said to imitate Mr. Pitt : the copy is about as similar to the original as Ireland is to Shakspeare, or Dr. Trapp to Virgil. Such are his Lordship's defects, whiph I have mentioned with the same unreserve as that with which I have panegyrized his virtues. Upon the whole, his integrity and high honour, if properly directed, may render him an useful bulwark against state-corruption, and will ensure to him a continuance of that fond respect which is the attendant of his venerable Father. Lord Morpeth, with equal claims to our re- gard on the score of virtue, is very superior in point of talent. His diffidence, however, is so great as almost to obscure his qualities 5 but an LOUD MILTON AND LORD MORPETH. 135 attentive observer will see through the mist a strong and well cultured understanding, a thorough knowledge of the subject which he undertakes to handle, a tasteful and judici- ous proportion between the manner and the matter, a liberality of thinking and a manly feeling. Here are qualities sufficient to make an orator of no trivial size : yet such is the overpowering modesty, or even bash- fulness, of his Lordship, that those words and sentiments drop unimpressive from his tongue, which, from a more confident tone, would awe the House into respect, or rouse them to admiration. His Lordship is one of the Whig-phalanx, and may be considered as the least haughty and repulsive of that very disagreeable body of men. He has none of the offensive symptoms of his party no rumbling dogmatism like Mr. Ponsonby, no majestic common-place like his friend Lord Milton, no pert sagacities like Mr. Tierney, no startling * invective like Lord Grey. It is a pity that so amiable and right- minded a Nobleman should be known only as a coadjutor with a party: it is for men like him to break the trammels and win a reputa- tion for themselves, instead of being content 1S6 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. with the praise of constancy and fidelity. A zealous, independent man may effect more good, if only by his speeches, in one year, than the combined efforts of a selfish, tricking, small-minded party could achieve in fifty years. 137 MR. CREEVEY AND MR. BRAND. I HAVE selected these Gentlemen as two of the most independent in the House of Commons. Each of them, no doubt, is ready to lend his utmost assistance to the Whigs in fur- therance of any useful and important measure ; but they are not the sworn advocates, the obsequious badgemen, of the party. Like Mr. Whitbread, if they think it their duty to make a proposition, they do not wait for the sanctioning nod of the Opposition-thunderer, nor do they seem to care very much whether their plan shall exactly correspond with the interested views of Messrs. A. B. C. and D., who, under existing circumstances, are of opinion, that the expedient should be mixed up a little with the right. Should they hold it necessary to oppose any of the schemes of the party, they instantly avow their dissent both by their speeches and their votes, with- out any of the reluctant delay of persons who suffer a duty to be made a question. It is possible that I may be mistaken in ascrib- J38 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. ing these high qualities to these gentlemen : I cannot help it ; I do not profess intuition : but it is their fault and their punishment, if they are not what they seem. For myself, I have not the least doubt of their sincerity, and will take occasion here to express my ut- most scorn and abhorrence of that vulgar shallowness which would insinuate, that all public men are equally devoid of principle. Methinks I hear some ignorant whipster, half-terrified, yet entirely pert, interpose an objection. " Pray, Sir, do not you think that all public men are equally interested?" Yes, poor skeleton of half-formed experience ! 1 agree generally with your suggestion : but cannot you discern any difference between a noble and a sordid motive ? Is there no dis- tinction between the man who, with a gener- ous thirst for honourable advancement, or for that honest popularity which ever follow sub- stantial merit, devotes his nights and days to the laborious service of the common-weal, and the wretch who is ready to alter his opinions at his patron's signal, and who will barter away his manliness and his conscience for the sake of a pregnant sinecure, or even for the less solid honour of " sitting in the King's MR. CREEVEY AXD MR. BRAND. 139 Gate." To say that a man has an interest in what he does, is merely to say that an effect must have a cause. There never were and there never can be men who study stoicism so to the letter as to call, in a naked sense, Virtue its own reward. In a liberal construction the sentence no doubt is true : for certain advantages, such as esteem, friend- ship, tranquillity, are so inseparably connected with virtue as to form part of its very es- sence ; and a man who, though a king, seems to have been well acquainted with human nature, and who for the practical wisdom of his maxims better deserves the title of phi- losopher than half the doating commentators of Aristotle, has gone further, and said in the dashing style of the East, " that length of days is in her right hand, and in her left hand riches and honour." That servant unques- tionably is most to be admired who will fol- low this glorious mistress with the smallest expectancies, and who will be content witlr her least compensations ; and it is in this sense only that any good man can be said to be disinterested. To descend a little to the application, I have always felt the greatest re- -ncct for the conduct of Mr. Creevey and 140 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. Mr. Brand, because it seemed as exempt from mere selfishness as human conduct can well be. Their occasional dissent from their party shows none of the pique of those disappoint- ed seceders, whose " hopes long deferred have made their hearts sick." Their ample fortunes place them above all the paltry con- siderations of gain ; and they evidently have no ambition to shine as the leaders of a new sect, for their talents are not at all of the showy and imposing kind, and their pretensions seem exactly limited by their abilities. No motive then remains, except the laudable de- sire of pleasing their constituents, and of acquiring a just reputation among the intel- ligent and the upright. With principles precisely similar, it is im- possible for any two men to be more unlike in their manner of enforcing their opinions. Mr. Creevey is a complete picture of a blunt Englishman : careless and even slovenly in iiis address, shrewd and jocose in his ex- pression, persevering and not to be repelled in his attacks : he puts one in mind of those sturdy puritans and country gentlemen of old time, who could shake even the arbitrary buckram of our Elizabeth and Charles : or, to JVJR. CREEVEY AND MR. BRAND. 141 come lower, lie is like that downright Ship, pen, who was such a torturing thorn in the flesh of Sir Robert Walpole. Mr. Creevey seems born to wrinkle the smooth smirks and ruffle the soft tempers of Administration, which is ever complacent and beaming the soul of polite tranquillity. When all about is Halcyon weather, and the Ministers are trip- ping along delicately, thinking that the bitter- ness of party-rage is past, on a sudden ap- pears Mr. Creevey, like a dark cloud in June, and pours down upon them a pitiless pelting that overspreads all their faces with gloom, and drives them scampering for shelter to their benches and their offices. It is very amusing to see his method of punishing a forward self-love : the Minister proclaims some very plausible measure to which he pro- fesses he cannot anticipate the smallest ob- jection : the House seems willing to be led, and the delighted Mover is going to congra- tulate them on an unanimity which does them so much honour. At this apparently auspici- ous moment, a quiet, conversational, half- serious, half-bantering voice is heard at the distance of the back benches : the proprietor gf this ironical tone begs leave to say a very 142 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. few words : he is heard, and appears to be a man of a strangely-constructed memory, for he recollects every fault, and every blunder, and every failure of the Right Honourable Mover, and though evidently a very good- humoured pleasant fellow, he is so exceeding- ly unpolite as to doubt the propriety of im- plicit confidence in a Minister convicted of so many errors. What can the great man do ? Of course he despises the insinuation against his infallibility, but the speech has made some impression, and therefore some answer must be given. He rises, therefore, conceals his anger with a face of affected sur- prise, heaves two or three shrugs of regret, and expresses unfeigned astonishment at such an unreasonable opposition : he then casts round a look of mild appeal, and sits down. He of course carries his point, but the charm of unanimity is broken ; and the House which before felt perhaps unmixed respect, now cannot suppress a laugh at the awkward situation into which he has been thrust. It is but justice to Mr. Creevey to say, that his object in all this is something very superior to amusement ; he always seems to carry in mind his favourite principles and measures, MR. CREEVEY AND MR. BRAND. 143 and will omit no opportunity of enforcing them, even though he may run the trifling hazard of being called uncourteous or unac- commodating. Mr. Brand is the very opposite of this : he is all gentleness and courtesy. He is a Gen- tleman, with all the mildness and some of the reserve of the old school, and has the look of a man of the best fashion. I speak not of the beaux who waltz so divinely, though, for aught I know, Mr. Brand may waltz as well as any of them : I mean that his appearance expresses a consciousness of rank without insolence a consciousness of pleasing, be- cause he knows he possesses the means of pleasing, and lastly, that benevolence which politeness can so well affect, but which seems to be a real ingredient of Mr. Brand's dis- position and character. With all this, he is so unaffectedly modest and unassuming while, at the same time, he evidently has all that well-founded self-respect which would repel an insult that it is not easy to conceive a more prepossessing speaker, or one by whom the disengaged would more readily suffer them- selves to be convinced. He possesses a very good understanding, which has been disci- 144 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. plined by a legal education : he discovers -a good deal of the logical closeness of argu- ment, and some of the learning of his pro- fession. Fortunately, he is above the ne- cessity of chaining himself down to a tech- nical study to the exclusion of more useful duties; and, still more fortunately for his character, he shows as much industry and at- tention and perseverance to his objects us the merest adventurer in law or politics. Though a young man, who may therefore be reasonably supposed to have many more in- teresting pursuits, he is constantly on the spot, and is ever ready to open the door of Parliament to all who apply to him for advice or assistance. There is no man, next to Mr. Whitbread, in whose hands the Petitions of the poor or the injured can be deposited with more advantage. He will exert all his abili- ties to advocate their claims or their prayers, and none is likely to be heard with more sue- cess ; for the House here, as always, pay the utmost deference to unimpeachable honesty and unaffected benevolence. Let this slight at- tempt to delineate a highly honourable charac- ter pass as a tribute of respect to one who, in his degree, does not yield in consideration MR. CREEVEY AND MR. BRAND. to any Member of either House, and who, though not gifted with eminent or command- ing talents, possesses a power and usefulness which one should in vain look for among the expectants of Opposition or the minions of Administration. 146 THE CITY MEMBERS. M.T would be curious and entertaining, if any one had leisure for such an investigation, to take an historical survey of the fluctuations of civic importance : to see at one period the London counsels influencing the Parlia- ment and the Nation ; at another, to observe the good citizens entirely forgotten, or if re- membered, remembered only for laughter. The causes of this it would be long to de- scribe ; but I believe it will generally be found that the consequence of the City has arisen in proportion to the turbulence of the times, and that when the nation has been perfectly tranquil, the voice of the Guildhall- conclave has been usually disregarded. The personal character of the City Representa- tives, or of the City Orators, does not appear to have increased or diminished its weight in the political scale : whether its remonstrances have been attended to or neglected, the rea- son of such observance or contempt must be THE CITY MEMBERS. looked for, not in the eloquence or tameness of the diction, the good sense or emptiness of the arguments, but in the time, the cir- cumstances, the probable results, of the ad- dress.. For instance, a Minister finds he has a pretty firm hold of popular opinion : Opposi- tion is content merely to look sullen or sneer : the friends of Government relax their im- portunities to be paid for voting according to their consciences. What has the Great Man now to fear ? His enemies know not how to attack him : his adherents dare not tease him. With what utter scorn then must he read the declamatiuncles of the Common Council, even though they should be backed in the House by the intelligence of a Barnard, the sagacity of a Wilkes, the energy of a Beck- ford. Even the unwieldy and gawdy majesty of the civic coach, which is sometimes such a portentous sight at the palace gate, will have no power to alarm him : it will strut to and from St. James's only regarded by the Jittle ragged boys, who skip about it in recollec- tion of the story of Whittington, and in the hope of being future Lord Mayors. He will hold his head on high, and " speak with a stiff neck :" autf if a Representative of the 1 2 148 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. great City shall chance to cross his view, he shall stare with a look of faded memory, and bow with an air of unsmiling condescension. Now let some sudden accident derange his schemes, and the best laid schemes will go awry, the Whigs I beg pardon the Op- position (but really one cannot well form an idea of the Whigs except as Oppositionists, for they are so litigious, that like John Lil- burn, rather than be quiet, John will quarrel with Lilburn, and Lilburn with John) the Opposition then begin to look wise and pro- phetic, and to give notices of troublesome mo- tions. The Minister is now anxious for the support of the most insignificant : you may meet him or some of his aids-de-camp in almost every street : one hour you shall see him parading Pall-mall with a Peer who has but one borough ; the next, you shall catch him beaming the soul of good humour on the Exchange. In the House you never saw so mild a creature : look ! how he shakes that young briefless lawyer by his hand 1 with what a smile he greets that superannuated General! with what an obeisance of delighted respect he receives the invitation of that City Knight to his turtle-dinner ! Now is the time for a THE CITY MEMBERS. H9 City Member, or a City Address, to shake his soul with terror. And why ? Not because he expedts any extraordinary vigour of intellect, or unanswerable file of reasonings (these are obstacles which from his successful practice in the House he has been led to despise), but because the remote towns and counties will take their tone from London, and the cry will be up against him throughout the nation. People who live at a distance from the metro- polis, and fancy that its wisdom is propor- tional to its opulence and magnitude, are proud to listen to its voice as to an oracle : they are not aware that the unanimous votes of Common Halls and Palace-yard Meetings do not speak the sense of one in ten of the inhabitants of the two great cities : they over-rate the abilities of the London Orators, and undervalue their own just pretensions, And yet, should any Country Gentleman, who has been seduced to hear the harangues at Guildhall, be inclined to give his real opinion, I have no doubt that he would say that they are far inferior to those which are delivered by Mr. A. and Sir John B. at the County Meetings. To take an instance Mr. Waithman is a plain, sensible man, with some ]50 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. information and more energy ; but no impar- tial judge would, I think, hesitate to place at least ten degrees above him such persons as Mr. Roscoe of Liverpool, or Mr. Elton of Bristol. It is not my purpose, however, to criticise the Common Council : I wish merely to give a brief delineation of the chosen four who have been deputed to guard the City's interests, and convey its wise decisions to the House of Commons, The first and perhaps the most considera- ble is Mr. Alderman Combe : a gentleman of whom I am as unwilling as I am unable to say any thing derogatory : his consistency of conduct has ensured him the favour of his fellow-citizens, and the respect of all worthy meu. Yet I must be allowed to regret that a man whose principles are so estimable can- not enforce them by any power of words, or of utterance. His delivery is so rapid, in- distinct, and without a pause, that though I have heard him fifty times I would not swear to the authenticity of a single sentence. His speaking is like the writing of an uneducated girl it has no punctuation, no stop, not even a comma. It puts you out of. breath to listen 5 and yet it seems to cost him no THE CITY MEMBERS. 151 effort. His face is all tranquillity, while his lips are precipitating, overthrowing, and de- stroying every word that passes them. It can- not be supposed that I conceive this trifling defect to be any serious drawback from the respectability of his character; it merely mars all effects which he might produce as a speaker. What a very different person is Sir James Shaw ! Any one may see that he is a citizen and Alderman. How slowly and ma- jestically the words march from his mouth : how impressive and solemn his enunciation ! Not a particle escapes without an emphasis, and conjunctions and adverbs assume the dignity of moral axioms. How I should pity the Minister, if the matter of the Baronet were equal to his manner : for nothing short of the wisdom of Lord Bacon could be ade- quately and appropriately delivered in a style of utterance which, with mysterious portent, pauses between every word. The philosopher, whose words were sentences, might require such resting-places for the understanding ; but he whose sentences are but words must not be allowed to consume so much of our time. Ha ! my good-humoured pleasant Sir, is that you? My ever-cheerful Sir William PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. Curtis, I am glad to see you ! If I say one word against you, may I never partake of your hospitality! What, though the world, my good friend, is fond of retailing your blunders and gives you no credit for even common understanding; the world is ever mistaking : and I will undertake to tell it that no man in the City possesses more shrewd- ness and common sense, nor takes a juster view of common political squabbles. I will say that I know no man who, without affect- ing honesty and independence, is more sub- stantially honest and independent. It is true that in all the greater questions which require extensive information and ampler views, you are no better than all the rest of the country, gentlemen and citizens, who think it safer to support the government than to sanction a speculation which they cannot understand. Nay you frown you are ungrateful : I have really said of you as much as you deserve, and shall expect to hear you acknowledge it when your are in better humour after dinner. Of Mr. Alderman Atkins I know very lit- tie, and shall not therefore pretend to say much. He seems a sensible man, and is very well informed on mercantile questions : he 4 THE CITY MEMBERS. 153 expresses his thoughts with sufficient fluency, and in a tone tolerably free from affectation or importance. He was a member some time before he represented the City, and from his experience and judgment is an excellent Chairman in private Committees. He ge- nerally votes with the Ministry, but I am not aware, at least at present, that this circum- stance at all diminishes his respectability. Upon the whole, the City Members seem nearly as good as they have ever been : there is not indeed among them any man with the extensive knowledge and sound vigorous un- derstanding of Sir John Barnard. But such a man is not to be found every day: Mr. Baring comes the nearest to that eminent merchant, but unfortunately his hesitating delivery destroys more than half his power. The City, however, may congratulate itself, that if its representatives want commanding talents, yet they are not factious like Pilking- ton, nor mulish like Crosby, nor impudent like Beckford, nor profligate like Wilkes. 154 A MAN, fond of revolving his country's his- tory, will see in it no feature to which he will more often and more proudly recur, than the wisdom and integrity of its most distinguished citizens. Its extended territory and accumu- lated riches may dazzle his imagination ; its invincible heroes, and their " well-foughten fields," may stir his heart like the sound of a trumpet ; but the impression in each case will soon fade away, while the image of silent and useful virtue shall take a hold of the mind, which can only be loosened when the understanding itself shall be perverted or des- troyed. Something may perhaps depend on the age of the observer : boys and girls will never be able to look on any thing with the admiration which is excited in them by the gorgeous array and romantic bravery of a preux chevalier ; the Black Prince or St. Bay- ard, in their eyes, will surpass a dozen Sir Thomas Mores or De L'Hopitals. But let SIR WILLIAM SCOTT. 155 these same boys and girls grow into men and women, and the case is soon altered : the bo- dily virtues sink to their proper degree on the scale, and the intellectual virtues assert their due eminence. The reader will easily antici- pate me as to the reason of this : when we are young and weak, nothing appears so im- posing as the exertion of great bodily power nothing so over-bears the mind which is conscious of inability to resist its efforts : we grow older and stronger, and courage and self-confidence increase with our strength: we feel that we could almost do the feats which we admire, and our admiration begins to die away. For it is a curious property of self-love, that though it will doat on any particular qua- lity belonging to the favourite object, it can hardly extend a glance of regard to the same virtue, if possessed by another. Increase of years, however, will not diminish our vene- ration for the qualities of mind j and wis- dom and virtue in their highest degree are so rare, that our conscious inferiority is never lessened : the habits of common life seem at such a distance from the attainment of them, that we seem to see either that they are not a-kin to the native properties of the soul, or 156 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. that they are too much beyond our reach to be regarded with other feelings than those of veneration. But placed as they are out of the sphere of common men, even common men love to contemplate them for their beauty and flieir usefulness, the poor peasant, who knows not whether the sun is bigger than it appears, nor whence it comes nor whither it goes, yet hails its presence with awe-struck gratitude, and blesses every ray that fertilizes his fields. Enlightened men feel still greater pleasure : they comprehend at once the motive and the end, and are profoundly moved with that sim- plicity and moral grandeur by which some few chosen minds seem to approach (I speak I hope not irreverently) even the divine in- telligence, as exemplified in its creation. For what closer analogy can be found than be- tween the majestic march of the solar system, day after day performing its silent duty and shedding abroad its unknown but beneficial influences, and the quiet progress of the good wise man, whose daily task and scheme it is to benefit mankind, and whose services extend to thousands who are even ignorant of his ex- istence. Here it is that we see the loveliness, as well as the greatness of intellectual virtue, SIR WILLIAM SCOTT. 157 compared with military excellence. The former requires no caparisoned horses, no deafening drums, nor stunning artillery to announce its victories : such parade would only debase its simple dignity, as who would not pity Apollo thrust into the Lord Mayor's coach. But better still : it is not forced to proclaim its energy by devastation, and to improve half mankind by destroying the other half: it disdains the ruffian impatience which kills while it pretends to cure ; it finds the re- medy for moral evils in awakening the capa- bilities of man, and not in the bungling sa- vage method of prostrating and debasing him into a slave. Before the soldier walks Fear, and behind him Misery and Oppression : the good man's march is preceded by Hope, and followed by the Rights of Man and the do- mestic Virtues^ Now let any man choose which he will follow, the conqueror or the sage ? and let him that hesitates be doomed to join the banners of tyranny and destruction. What is here said can only be applied in its full extent to a very few persons : but allow- ing proper limitations, it may generally be observed that the lowest exertion of intellect is more respectable than the most careful com- PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. binations of brute force, which seems to re- quire only two or three of the simplest ideas. The writer of the worst epigram that ever fell pointless from a pen, is superior, in my esti- mation, to the cleverest pugilist ; even a tole- rable sonnet demands, I think, more under- standing than to be the adroitest parade-offi- cer that ever brandished a cane, General Mack himself not excepted : but the author of a good poem, or of a treatise calculated to enlighten mankind, is preferable to the whole collection of heroes from the remotest times to the present day, beginning at Sesostris and ending with Buonaparte. It is time for intellect to assert its rights, and not to suffer the noisy sons of violence, who in turn kill and are killed by each other, to monopolize that fame which belongs by justice only to the wise and the virtuous. Among the men of cultivated understand- ing who have directed their powers to the public service, it would not be easy to find one who has brought more natural and ac- quired energies into action than Sir William Scott. I must here, however, premise that, as he but seldom appears in Parliament, what is said of him applies rather to his judicial than SIR WILLIAM SCOTT. 159 parliamentary character, though with this ex- planation it may with equal justice be de- clared of both. His understanding is acute and inquisitive, and full of that excellent quality, good sense, by which the mind is enabled to detect imposition, and to stand firm against the violence of enthusiastic de- clamation : it is also ambitious and comprehen- sive, never content with picking its way through small details, but seizes at once the whole subject matter with all its possible appendages, conscious that it can manage it all with the easiest mastery, arranging every compart- ment, and dove-tailing every joint. Besides this, his mind is stored with the best ancient and modern learning, philosophical, polite, and technical j and the whole is corrected and adorned with the finest taste. So gifted and so improved, he is a person to whom it would be difficult to find a parallel, even on the bench of English judicature, though that bench has been frequently adorned with the most learned and accomplished men. Lord Coke is so mere an unique, that it would be ridiculous to compare him with any living thing, unless indeed he would come to earth and furnish me with one of his own ludi- 16O PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. crous and inimitable similes. The mind of the great and good Sir Matthew Hale was disfigured with bigotry, and perhaps with ostentation, though certainly not to the ex- tent which that contemptible creature North would insinuate in his life of Lord Guilford, Lord Somers was an honest man, of various and extensive learning, and with a very ele- gant taste : but he showed, occasionally, an infirmity of mind that corresponds but too ac- curately with that unhappy depravation of his intellect that visited his latter years. One cannot help smiling at an expression in one of his letters to King William, who had written to him for an explanation of some parts of his conduct, which the Parliament were about to criminate. The affrighted Nobleman mistook the derangement of fear for some other cause, and, writing from Tunbridge, tells the King, that the waters of the place have so discom- posed his thoughts that he finds himself unable to furnish the required communication. Next to these, and in some respects greater than these, was Lord Mansfield, a man who at one time was the idol of all parties, and who even to the last, and in the midst of political ani- mosities, retained the admiration of his ene- SIR WILLIAM SCOTT. 161 mies. He possessed a more extended fame than usually falls to the lot of a lawyer : yet I think that, judging solely from the books of Reports, no man could fairly say that any one of them could fairly be put on an equality with some of those masterly interpretations of the law of nations, which are reported to have come from the lips of Sir William Scott. There is one judgment, and on a different subject, which strikes me as the finest com- bination of well-digested learning and elegant taste that can be found in the range of our li- terature. It is the decision in the case of Dalrymple and Dalrymple, where he has thought proper to discuss the whole doctrine of Scotch marriages, as well as to reason on the particular facts of the transaction laid be- fore him. The quantity of reading there dis- played is, perhaps, no more than should be expected from every Judge ; but who else could have distributed it with a skill which en- forces conviction, and alone amounts almost to eloquence ? Who else could have supplied the deep thinking and discriminate view of human character ? Who else could have handled the nicer parts of the subject with a delicacy from which the purest mind would M 162 PARLIAMENTARY FORTOAITS. j c i .T"C7;8 74 F-. 1 ^ rrr EIJ not shrink ? To speak a little of his Parlia- mentary conduct : he is a decided enemy to the claims of the Catholics, and this no doubt, with many, detracts much from the enlarge- v *r f V , - ment of his understanding. The Catholic Question, though not to be treated as some affect to treat it, as the easiest and the most a matter of course of any thing in the world, certainly does seem one on which it is diffi- cult for enlightened men long to doubt. I wish too well to that cause to go out of my way to explain and justify a conduct which is so positively hostile : but it is only justice to Sir W. Scott to observe that his perseverance is not that of a vulgar bigot. He takes higher ground, and seems to think that the predo- minant party in a state should not suffer an- other to rise to sufficient strength to be able to conflict with it for the superiority. The reasoning may perhaps be correct, but the fear, on which in this case it is founded, seems entirely visionary, and arises probably from early habits and prejudices. Perhaps as he owes his elevation to the present system (though indeed such a man must have risen under any system), he may view innovation with distaste, and cling to the existing order SH WItLlAM SCOTT. irom mere gratitude. I art* aware that this concession will open a thousand against me. " What ! (I hear thetit is your enlightened man degraded by the com- monest prejudices of the commonest rhert t" This question admits a very extended answef , but I shall content myself with a very short one : " Yes, gentlemen, it may be so : and now make the most of the concession : deduct from his intellect all that even your anger shall think ought to be deducted on this score ; and when you have so done, I will de- fy you to produce, nor do I say this in spleen, for I am your friend, but I defy you to pro- duce in the ranks of your champions one who, even after these deductions are made, posses- ses so comprehensive and so enlightened & mind/* I have hinted that there is some timidity in his character, and in this, as in some other points, he resembles his able brother, Lord Eldon. It was a pitiable weakness, and should operate as a warning, that a man of his emi- nence should, by a mistake, have been fright- ened into a sort of compromise of his charac- ter, by giving money to prevent a disclosure : he should have known that the public are ever M 2 164 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. willing to view the actions of their wise and useful servants with candour and respect : and it would not readily recollect the man who has discharged the duties of a worthy citizen with more dignified and constant utility than Sir W. Scott. He began life as the tutor of his College, and his many improvements, to- gether with his superior style of instruction, are still remembered there with gratitude and respect. He thenbecamean active and learned Advocate, and has since presided in two Courts With an ability that has been equally service- able to his country and to his own fame : for his name is not confined to this island, but is as much respected abroad as at home. He is now old, but he has lived long enough for glory : and whenever he passes away, he will leave a memory equally venerable for talents, integrity, and services done to the state ; and, as far as I have ever heard, unsullied with one considerable stain. 165 DR. DUIGENAN AND GENERAL MONTAGU MATHEW. J. HERE are some men who, like the Mar- plot of Comedy, seem fated to injure every cause which they befriend : they blunder on with such pertinacity and blindness, that cor- rection or advice are equally useless : they persist in showing their cruel kindness with such a ludicrous unconsciousness of their stupidity and their mischief, that the very person who is smarting under the effects of their etourderie is compelled to laugh. Stran- gers, who hear these people profess friend- ship, and see its hurtful consequences, who hear their exceeding ardour for the party which their efforts make completely ridicu- lous, are apt generally to feel more indigna- tion than merriment ; they take these blun- derers for treacherous friends or cunning ad- versaries. This is not a fair judgment, nor founded on deliberation : those who give it are little aware of the possible obtuseness of the human intellect, or of the effect of preju- dice on an unenlightened self-love. 166 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. Thus I have heard some of these illiberal judges protesting that nothing shall persuade them that Dr. Duigenan is not in his heart the friend of the Catholics, and that with the re- fined skill of a master-advocate, he holds that the best way of defending their cause is to make the Protestant arguments against it a standing jest. They say that he is a man of considerable learning, especially on this par- ticular question : that of course he must be acquainted with all the strong parts of the subject : yet they contend that he invariably brirags forth to the battle the same feeble, tatfcered forces, which have been beaten and re-beaten till even the victors are weary. They go farther, and try to strengthen their position by an allusion to the Doctor's private life, and say that be has chosen for the part- ner of his thoughts, the solace of his domestic hours, a lady, who is one of the unhallowed family of Anti-Christ. But to this theory, plausible and amusing as it is^ I must,, in jus- tice to Dr. DuigenaDi, refuse my assent : for to begin with the last argument, it does not follow, because the Doctor: is- a very sturdy lo- gician, that he is equally strong on the score of the passions ; since the days, of Thomas Aquinas, thfl very sternest ratiocinators (one .1 DR. DUIGENAN AND GEN. MATHEW. 167 must not call tliese people reasoners) have found it much harder work to conquer the fascinations of a beautiful woman, than to over-master the most artful syllogism. I ana sure I shall never glory in the defeat of the Doctor who was beaten under such circum- stances : the failing was quite human, and I was never one of those who believed the Doctor to be super-human, a belief which I understand is losing ground quickly, even among the most zealous of the beneficed clergy. The Doctor may comfort himself somewhat in the strain of the young rakes in Terence and Aristophanes, who justified their errors by reference to the character of Jupi- ter : so he may say, " What ? did the angelic Doctor nearly fall a victim to the devil himself in the shape of a woman ? and shall I, a simple Doctor of Laws, be considered unpardonable because I have been vanquished by a female, who, even according to the harshest interpre- tation, is only a lineal descendant of the co- adjutrix of the devil?"* Indeed giving him * A reference to the Revelation, with the comments of any of the old Protestant Controversialists, will explain this allusion, if it need any explanation. 6 168 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. .".T *' /i. . . ) >T. j.Q. full credit for his sincerity, I feel some respect for him, that he has not received any shock in his opinions from the assault of so close an enemy, for supposing, which I will most readily, that the lady is one of the discreetest of her sex, yet surely she may sometimes just hint a little fragment of a dislike at his violent opposition to her sect : such as, " My dearest Doctor, how can you say such severe things against our great grand-fathers and great grand-mothers, who really never offended you in any manner of way." The Doctor, how- ever, is evidently impregnable, and is deter- mined to abominate the Catholics of the 13th and 14th centuries. And this brings one to another part of the theory, where it is assumed that the Doctor is a friend to the Catholics because he constantly adduces such weak ar- guments against them. His arguments, it must be confessed, are not very strong ; and his syllogisms might be unravelled by a boy. He assumes that the Catholics are the vilest and most perfidious wretches in the world : he asserts, that it would be madness to allow any equality between these worst of mankind and the best of mankind the best of man- kind, beyond all doubt, are the Protestants DUIGENAN AND GEN. MATHEW. 169 he concludes with a triumphant ergo, that there can be no equal privileges between the Catholics and Protestants. I cannot stop to refute this jargon, but shall merely observe that, when Dr. Duigenan speaks of Catholics, he is so exceedingly cautious, as never to descend nearer to the present times, than by a century. Three or four centuries ago, they were (he argues) the monsters of the earth : lately, to be sure, they have been in many in- stances no small lights and ornaments among mankind ; but then this goodness is all pre- tence, 'tis a mere blind to deceive the Pro- testants into the concession of their claims : then they will throw off the mask and revel again in their iniquity. It seems hardly pos- sible that the understanding of man should admit such reasoning, and yet I firmly believe that the Doctor conscientiously holds these opinions. He does not seem to have appre- hension and skill enough to build a good joke : his mind is of a small compass, fitted with only one species of knowledge, and disci- plined in all the dull sophistry of old divines and old jurists. A powerful intellect, if en- tangled in such toils, must make no common effort to break them ; but a small mind, 170 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAIT^. inured to twenty or thirty years of such slavery, "has not the inclination, much less the vigour, to snap a single thread of the net in which it is a Happy prisoner. There is in the whole artiot unpleasing consistency abb'ut his tout ensemble: brief a"nd sturdy in his person, limited and tenacious in his thinking, antique in his manners and his opinions, he is at once particular and uniform ; but with all his ec- centricities, I never see him rise without plea- sure, because I consider him as being, though no doubt unconsciously, one of the b'eSt friends whom the Catholics can boast. I wish I could say the same 6f General Mathew : fie shews indeed all the characteris- tic fervour of his countrymen in favour of the cause of the Catholics, but at the same time evinces a blindness of blundering greater than even foolish illiberally ever ascribed to his nation. Why does he, with the experience of two or three parliaments before him, per- sist in thinking that the cause can be* gained by violence, when he must' know that the vio- lence of the 6ther party is as ten to one ? Can he not see that most of the powerful friends who have acceded to his side have been won over by mildness and candour ? Let DR. DUICENAN AND OEK. MATHEW. l7l him look to Mr* Grattau, a man whose soul may reasonably be supposed to be engrossed by a cause for. which he has fought so long, and which is to connect his name with his country, through the countless series of fu- ture ages ? May he live to ensure his triumph ! Does that Gentleman ever show any irritable intemperance ? has he lost one incipient friend by furions zeal? foas not the cause gained fresh proselyte* every year from the influence of that enlarged understanding, which- insi- nuates and does not force its precepts, where force would be at once nugatory and hateful? General Mathew, to be sure, is a much younger man, but he is much too old I should think to choose to- have his mistakes palliated on the score of youth. " He is a soldier and not a statesman :" well then, let him thunder at the head of his regiment ; but before h goes, I must aek> him, whether even as a mi- litary man he would attempt to take every fortified place by a< coup d$ mam. If he shall think himself more fitted to shine in the se- nate than the field (and a very gallant Naval Officer has shown how easy it is fora brave but injudicious man to make such a mistake), I must give him' one other- piece of advice ; 172 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. and as he seems a very good-natured kind- hearted man, I have some hope that he will take it in good part. Like his friend Mr. Christopher Hutchinson, of noisy and inde- pendent memory, he seems very much dis- posed to take every man for a fool or a rogue who shall happen to differ from him in opi- nion : if the man be a Minister, he must be both. " No good can come from the Trea- sury Bench/' seems with him an axiom, and with the help of two or three more such as- sumptions, which he takes as first principles, he will in a trice build up a theoretic proposi- tion, from which it shall incontrovertibly ap- pear that nothing was ever so atrocious as the present or any given Ministry. He must cor- rect these errors of prejudice and impetuous feeling, and then he will be no contemptible aid to his party. When these rude excres- cences are worn down, his tall strong person, his powerful voice, and animated, though rather violent gesture, will give no small ef- fect to the out-pourings of a very honest heart : for the House of Commons has still so much of the good old English character left, that it never fails to sympathize with the elo- quent energy of unaffected passion. 173 MR. ROBINSON AND MR. PEEL. X HERE is always in the House of Com- mons a large stock of young men with pro- mising talents and tolerable industry, who are kept up by successive Ministers, in order to furnish the country with a perpetual supply of Statesmen. The method of raising and educating this useful class is exceedingly simple. The Minister looks about among his relations, friends, and adherents, for those lads who have pride enough to wish to im- prove their circumstances by regular exertion, instead of wasting their small incomes in idle (extravagance. Among these he selects such as have some smartness and more gravity, who are too conceited to be easily abashed, but too prudent to neglect the means of knowledge within their reach, who have just so much power of language as suffices to ex- plain the principles of a bill on sail-cloth or tobacco, and who on extraordinary occasions will compose and learn by rote an elaborate 174 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. declamation, which may serve to open an im- portant debate, as in war the skirmishing of light troops precedes the conflict of the main contending armies. The time for seizing these youths and drilling them for the State's use is when they have left the university about a couple of years : if taken earlier, they become restive and unmanageable, and seldom arrive at any steady service ; for their heads are so full of their academical honours, obtained for writing pointless epigrams in imitation of Martial and Sapphic odes in the Attic dialect, that they look down- on all the rest of man- kind as an eagle views the crows flying some fathoms below its own elevation. A judicious- Minister therefore waits till the youth is sobered into a less opinion of himself, either by an association with superior intellects, or by a conviction forced upon his- experience, that his sister, who can build anr acrostic from the phrases and rhymes of Pope, is quite as extraordinary a being as the collegian who patches together a lyric ode from a- hundred different bits stolen from the- treasures of Horace. At this moment, with their minds partially humiliated yet not abased, and j with a newly-excited ambition springing* from MR. RBINSO^ AND MR. PEEL. very discovery of their own boyish errors, they are in the Attest possible state to submit themselves to the drudgery of an Under- Secretary's desJk, and to go through all the tedious process which is to qualify them for future places in the middle of the Treasury Bench. Their business is neither very difficult nor very dignified. They go to their offices at a good early hour, read, write, talk, and yawn till three o'clock ; then breathe the air for a short time in the park, then walk, down to the House with an especial care to be there by four o'clock, that public business may not be delayed for want of sufficiency of Members, then move some of the ordinary matters of the day, then (if necessary) answer the objections of any Member who is of too little importance for the Minister's personal notice, and then (if no division is expected) they may depart and visit as many dowagers, and dance with as many cousins as they please, remembering however with due cau- tion, that they be punctually in their places on the succeeding morning. These ar^e the men who in due time become themselves Ministers of State, and preside over the war, the commerce, and the police of the country : 176 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. I from this class also are sometimes taken the envoys and ambassadors, who, in addition to the accomplishments before-mentioned, are required to possess a competent knowledge of French, a gentlemanly appearance, and an invincible reserve. It is very useful that this breed should be encouraged, that there may be always a supply of hands capable of managing the machinery of the state : as to the great leading mind which should direct the whole, this is not often to be found in this technical school : though, to tel the truth, I know not where else we may search for it; Let us not however despair ; for this happy country, among its many other in- estimable advantages, has generally been so lucky as to be blessed with a succession of heaven-born ministers, who have been able to do every thing by intuitive wisdom. This general description must be under- stood as applicable to the whole class, rather than particularly to the two gentlemen whose names are at the head of this article : the first of whom, Mr. Robinson, is so exceedingly above the ordinary mediocrity of his fellow- apprentices in the art of government, that he must be considered more as an exception than 1 MR ROBINSON AND MR. PEEL. 177 a part of the system. I am not going to claim for this gentleman the honours due only to first-rate talents, but I am sure that there are several persons who are admired in the Commons as master-builders in state-science, and whose voices guide whole flocks, who, however, at the same time, have not half the knowledge, half the good sense, or half the taste of Mr. Robinson. He is the most pro- mising and the least assuming of all the young aspirants : he scarcely ever puts himself for- ward, but whenever he speaks in confirmation of the arguments or the statement of his supftrior officers, it is impossible not to feel some surprise that one who ought to be in the principal ranks should still be confined to the second. His narration and his reasoning are remarkable for perspicuity and point, and if, now and then, it falls to his lot to de- claim on any of the more important topics which occupy the attention of Parliament, he never fails to interest the House by an un- affected animation of style, which seeks no aids from fustian or coxcomical antithesis. In- deed, his distinguishing feature is a well-in- structed good sense, by which, on all occa- sions, he is enabled to accommodate his tone N 178 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. and diction to the importance of his subject with the most pleasing nicety of proportion. Unlike the rest of the young men, who always assume the most dignified looks and the most solemn tones, even when they bring up a report of a committee, Mr. Robinson seems to have no taste for mock-pomp. On a common sub- ject his tone is conversational, though never flippant : on a great subject, he can rise to the proper height without laborious straining. Lord Castlereagh showed his usual correct judgment in selecting this gentleman as the partner of his continental expedition; for here- after, when the details of his labours shall be laid before the House, he will have a most able coadjutor in his young companion. His Lordship has never been celebrated for the distinctness of his narratives, and we may reasonably suppose that his intercourse with foreign diplomatists will not tend much to simplify his style, either of thinking or speak- ing j and here the help of Mr. Robinson will be at once necessary and certain. He will unravel the most intricate arrangements with the utmost facility, and, by the force of a diction at once clear and elegant, will impress his ideas on others with the same vivid ac- 4 MR. ROBINSON AND MR. PEEL. 179 curacy with which they appear to his own mind. Mr. Peel is by no means so agreeable or so able a person. He has all the appearance of a young man spoiled by excessive flattery. He was enlisted too soon into the public ser- vice, and had not passed those two years of probation which I have ventured to think so requisite for juvenile politicians. Hence he has all the habits of a pert academic, who thinks a smart joke (if it be his own) equiva- lent to a weighty argument, and an apt quota- tion a death-blow even to an undisputed fact. He is unquestionably a youth of quick parts, and can sharpen his sentences with a great deal of that clever point, which is a common and sure result of an intimate acquaintance with the style of classic authors. But Mr. Peel, thoughne is what is usually denominated a scholar, shows very little knowledge of any thing besides the style of the ancients ; for I never heard from him any sentence imbued either with the energetic thinking or the deep feeling of those noble masters of all literature. The House, which as I have often mentioned is always kind and indulgent to the efforts of beginners, must frequently have occasion to N2 ISO PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. regret its exceeding courtesy. It scarcely exercised any severity when this Gentleman, in the carelessness of young wit, presumed to assault one of the most venerable cha- racters of the age : the lenity shown on that occasion (unless Mr. Peel has a strong cor- rective good sense in reserve, which he has not yet exhibited) may lead to even more offensive specimens of an over-humoured pert- ness. Let us hope better ; and that he will either improve himself by a severe self-exami- nation, or look out of himself for a respect- able model : for such an exemplar he need go no farther than Mr. Robinson. 181 MR. ROSE. JL HERE prevails among men of taste a pretty strong objection against burlesques and travesties of works of beauty, and yet Nature herself affords some authority for this species of humour. Who can see the im- portant clumsiness of the goose, and not im- mediately recognize a striking parody of the easy majesty of the swan ? Who can help observing that the rascal crow, when he is insolently strutting along the corn-field, means by his mock-dignity to imitate the proud march of the peacock. The Scarrons and the Cottons may justly appeal to this natural phenomenon as an excuse for their style of composition, and may even claim credit for the justness of its principles. There is, however, another class of burlesque- imitators, who are not entitled to the same consideration : they are dull, unconscious humourists, who travesty all that is wise and excellent, and fancy that they are merely 182 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. copying to the life : dwarfish and deformed, they put on the dress of the tall and graceful, and expect to be equally admired : ignorant and inapprehensive, they adopt the profound sentences of experience and philosophy, and hope to be venerated for their blundering misapplications. Society is full of these people : creatures who, having no basis of in- dividual character, are made up of append- ages, borrowed from a hundred quarters ; one man, for instance, is composed of Lord A/s wig, of Lord B.'s frown, of Lord C/s ut- terance, of Mr. D.*s shrewd looks, and of Mr. E.'s freezing gravity. Another solemn cox- comb will mouth out a torrent of unintelli- gible verbiage, and call it an imitation of Mr. Pitt. Another pertling stammers out some rude, incoherent, abrupt observations, and believes that he is representing the simple energy of Mr. Fox. Sometimes a forward youth pours out a dull malignity, and hopes to obtain that praise which is due only to the graceful sarcasm of Mr. Sheridan. It would be gross injustice to Mr. Rose, to confound him with these persons who condescend to borrow all their features from their contem- poraries: he has made a more ambitious MR. ROSE. 18S choice, and has gone into the remotest ages of antiquity for the model by which he forms himself. The smooth prattle, the never- varying egotism, and the important air of an ever-ready memory, which are such promi- nent traits in the character of old Nestor, are all parodied in the person of Mr. Rose, with an accuracy which at once exhibits the acute- ness and facility of his faculties. Like Nes- tor, he is always in his place : like Nestor, he is always talking; and, like Nestor, he is never listened to. Like Nestor, he is very religious, and appeals to Heaven for the truth of most of his assertions ; though in this case, besides the piety, there seems a perfect pro- priety in point of taste ; for as he is perpetu- ally referring to times before the present race of Ministers and great men were born, he is of course detailing facts and circumstances, the truth of which, according to vulgar phra- seology, Heaven only knows. Indeed, even in instances which have happened within the recollection of present politicians, he sometimes manifests considerable inaccuracy, a defect which will immediately and most justly be ascribed to the vast heaps of ma- terials which are stored up in his mind. He 184 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. has passed, I believe, the greater half of a long life in office, and in the minute details of it : no wonder then that the multiplicity of his occupations has left him no time for ar- ranging his facts, and depositing them in those different snug little cabinets of the brain, which have been discovered by the ingenuity of metaphysicians. It is to be la- mented that his want of leisure to perform this useful office should have been pro- ductive of some inconvenience. It has put him into the situation of a traveller who has visited all the places of the habitable globe ; yet having forgot or not having oppor- tunity to keep a journal, he afterwards in his narrations confounds Otaheite with the Great Desert, or the capital of Turkey with the capital of England. Thus it happens that this Gentleman, though of the highest respectability, of acknowledged industry and enlarged experience, scarcely gains as much attention as the showy youngster, who without ever sitting at an Under-Secretary's desk, ventures to prate about the details of public affairs. Even the Ministers support .his observations with a coldness which is strangely ungrateful to so old and useful a MR. ROSE. 185 servant: in one instance* Lord Castlereagh, though the pink of courtesy, absolutely con- tradicted his colleague : and if one may judge by appearances, Mr. Rose is not even now on confidential terms with those who sit on the same bench with him. It cannot be matter of surprise that this faithful servant should feel himself much hurt by such indif- ferent treatment: indeed, many years ago, he complained that Mr. Pitt did not notice him half so much as his fellow-secretary Mr. Steele, a person who does not seem to have been a very eligible friend for a Minister ; for, besides his want of industry and talent, it appears that his notions of property were so confused that he mistook some hundred thousand pounds of the public money for his own. People will naturally ask, why is he treated with so little consideration ? Are his manners repulsive : Not at all ; quite the contrary : you never saw a milder old Gen- tleman ; like his prototype Nestor, he speaks words sweet as honey, except indeed on those occasions which inevitably rouse an honest man's anger, when he suspects any imputa- * In a debate last year on the Catholic Question. 6 186 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. tion on his conduct. I apprehend indeed that, conscious of his very superior informa- tion, having outlived two or three generations of Ministers, he is apt to proclaim his know- ledge in a tone which inferiority cannot brook : besides this, having made no doubt a very correct estimate of his own important services, and having that just admiration of the golden rule of three, which is so excusa- ble in a man who has passed all his life in cal- culation, he perhaps is importunate to receive that proper compensation which may appear immense to those who are not aware of the multiplying power of common figures. I must however allow that this is mere con- jecture, and that I cannot support it by a single fact. I appeal, however, with confi- dence to philosophers, whether it be not a just inference from the usual principles of our nature. The House in general do not seem to like Mr. Rose much better than he is liked by his colleagues but there is an evident reason for it: he represses the warmth of juvenile de- clamation by quoting a speech or precedent of old time, or stifles in its birth the darling scheme of some ardent projector, by protest- MR. ROSE. 187 ing that it is contrary to the practice of twenty sessions. All this too he does with that mild dictation and smiling undertoned manner, which, though it bears to the ignorant the mark of perfect amiability, is to the quick-sighted the most insolent assump- tion of superiority. Mr. Rose, however, may console himself for the neglect of Ministers and the indif- ference of Parliament, with the proud con- sciotisness of his superior knowledge, which it is to be hoped he will publish for the good of posterity. Such a book would be an ex- cellent companion for Dodington's Diary, with this exception, that one is the journal of a contemptible courtier, and the other will be the recollection of an honest Servant of the public, for so Mr. Rose thinks himself, and on, no doubt, the most logical grounds. Mr. I^ose may also console himself, if not with a peerage which he is said to wish, yet with the reflection that he is one of the richest commoners of the land, and that his wealth has been the accumulation of the de- served wages of office, increased by that very rigid oeconomy which is so salutary an ex- 188 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. ample in high life, and which is particularly desirable in a man who is appointed to pre- side over a large portion of the treasury of the country. 189 MR. YORKE AND MR. STEPHEN. JVlANY readers perhaps may ask with sur- prise, why I associate two Gentlemen be- tween whom there appears to be no sort of political connexion, and who are by no means conspicuous for similarity of opinion. It is because, independently of their sentiments on public matters, I imagine that I perceive in them some striking coincidences, both in their excellences and defects. There is about each of them a sincerity of manner, which is equally heedless of committing itself, or of offending a third person ; a tone of decision which shows that the mind is compactly made up on the given subject ; and an air of dogmatical defiance, which holds all contrary notions as mere idle words. All this too is accompanied with an exceeding warmth, which frequently defeats the best purposes by affording the adversaries an opportunity for ridicule, or by provoking them into a temper which will not be convinced. In 190 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. these general traits they appear to me to re- semble each other : each of them, however, is distinguished by marked individual features. With respect to Mr. Yorke, I believe it would be np exaggeration to call him one of the very best-intentioned men in the House : he so evidently wishes to be right, and his feel- ings are so just, that one cannot help lament- ing the niggardliness of nature which has left so promising a composition incomplete by withholding the higher qualities of intellect. Bonum virum facile diverts, magnum libenter. His understanding is sound and manly, and well instructed ; but it has not the grasp nor the pliability requisite to comprehend the whole of a subject. What he sees he sees with the utmost clearness, but he sees only a little way. Like the artist spoken of by Horace, he can make a hand, a foot, or an eye, with the utmost accuracy : but he can- not compose a whole body, with all its in- finite and harmonizing varieties. It may be thought unfair to compare this Gentleman with the highest standards of human excel- lence, especially as he has never manifested any inordinate pretensions. Perhaps it would |t>e more just to take him as he is, and npt to MR. YORKE AND MR. STEPHEN. 191 descant on what he might be: yet when a person possesses that very high claim to our esteem, perfect integrity, it is difficult not to wish that he had been endowed with those grand intellectual attributes which make virtue not only more admired but more use- ful. Indeed, where there is not an unison of high moral and mental excellence, we can never rely on the consistency even of the purest heart. Unprincipled philosophy has shed torrents of blood j unenlightened be- nevolence has condemned even innocence to the flames. In matters of smaller moment there will be, without this union, an incon. gruity of conduct amounting almost to ab- surdity. For instance, from what other cause can it arise that Mr. Yorke, though a sincere lover of the Constitution, and ready, I have no doubt, to make larger sacrifices for it than many a reputed patriot, has on one or two occasions set his face against some of the best privileges of Englishmen ! He thought he was acting right, no doubt : but could he have thought so, had his mind been as en- larged and liberal as his heart is pure. Mr. Yorke is in the main a very candid man, and, pne may venture to assert, is as incapable of 192 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. political as he is of private animosity : yet why has he more than once branded as Jacobinical and pernicious, sentiments which have been avowed by the best of men ? He was alarmed, and cried out, because he be- lieved there was danger : but could a man of comprehensive mind have been scared with- out a cause ? As to his mere manner of delivery Mr. Yorke is fluent and impressive, and could he contrive to subdue his irritability there is no man who would be heard with greater pleasure. Mr. Stephen is superior to Mr. Yorke in point of intellect, and I believe not inferior in point of honesty. Many persons who think it impossible that the man who votes with Ministers can be honest, will be startled at the high opinion which is given of this Gentleman : but I cannot consent to their criterion of character. I can conceive it to be quite as possible that an honest man shall approve every part of a system supported by men whom he respects, as that he should em- brace every crude notion of some indepen- dent Chief, who has no system, and no con- nected principles of action. It is for this MR. YORKE AND MR. STEPHEN. 193 reason, that never having heard Mr. Stephen express any opinion unworthy of a good or sensible man, I can without hesitation pro- nounce him upright, though he now and then exhibits a little foolish pedantry, and is very ready to make a speech in favour of the Ad- ministration. He is certainly an able man, and had he been disciplined in early life to the practice of Parliamentary disputation, would have been one of the best debaters in the House. As it is, he is too pompous and too hot) two errors which are very destructive to the effect even of the best speeches, and which, at his age, cannot be reasonably ex- pected to be cured. He seems never to for- get that he is a Master in Chancery a most respectable situation certainly, but hardly sufficient to warrant any assumption of supe- riority over men who have been Secretaries of State and Chancellors. His manner is as solemn as that of a Judge passing sentence, and is calculated to stagger those who have heard the definition that man is a laughing animal. It is true, that the business of Par- liament is grave and important, and that mirth is excessively out of place within its walls. But grace is not levity, nor ease jo- o 194 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS, cularity : and Mr. Stephen, by observing his friend Mr. Wilberforce, may learn that the most awful doctrines may be uttered with a winning beauty of manner which shall charm as much as it impresses, and throws round truth a loveliness which endears as much as her dignity commands. The defect, how- ever, to which I here allude, is one so trifling in its moral importance, that it would not be worthy of mention, unless it detracted con- siderably from the weight of those estimable talents which Mr. Stephen possesses, and put into the inferior class one who deserves to rank, if not with the first, yet at the head of the second. 195 uj>l SIR JOHN NEWPORT AND SIR H. PARNELL. JL HE Irish nation may be divided in two classes, which are as distinctly characterized as any two separate and distant nations : the one is fiery, quick in apprehension, unthink- ing, careless of wealth, careless of life, care- less of every thing but honour, good by in- stinct rather than principle, magnanimous without effort and almost without object : the other is cool, calculating, systematic, virtuous by the rule of utility, and brave without wast- ing one atom of unnecessary energy. It is hardly possible that two races so essentially dhTerent should have sprung from the same parent stock : accordingly, we may fairly rank the former among the Aborigines of the land, and the latter may be supposed to be descend- ed from those Puritan adventurers of Scot- land, Wales, and England, who were left by Cromwell to civilize the country which he had conquered ; and who, after the improved plan of civilizing colonists, confined most of the o 2 196 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. benefits of their skill and knowledge to them- selves. It would be over-nice to pretend that this line of discrimination is invariably observable : the parties here and there may have amalgamated by the effect of long inter- course, by intermarriage, by insensible imi- tation ; but though the new-comers do fre- quently bear strong marks of resemblance with the original Irish, yet it is seldom that you find any one with the genuine Irish name, that has adopted in the smallest degree those habits of calculation and system which belong to the descendants of their old invaders. How far it is politic that the laws of the country should be employed to preserve those distinc- tions which the operation of natural causes might entirely wear away, and how far the removal of the Catholic disabilities might alone tend towards creating an affinity be- tween the discordant qualities, are questions which are too important to be discussed in a short preface, but which are well worthy the attention of those legislators and others who love Ireland, either for its sake or their own. The two Gentlemen, whose names are at the head of this article, though I should sup- pose that neither of them is of the real SIR J. NEWPORT AND SIR H. PARNELL. 197 Irish breed, yet may fairly be selected as spe- cimens of the different classes of character in their most respectable degree. Sir John New- port is a man of regular statesmanly education, and has known the labour and routine of of- fice, yet he is as hasty and fiery as a boy : though it must be allowed that his anger is roused far oftener by what* he considers the invasion of right principle, than by any per- sonal attack on himself. Again, he is a man of unquestionable talent, and can talk with as much fluent and animated propriety as any man on the great maxims of justice and humanity ; yet of all the distinguished men in the House, perhaps he is the one most re- markable for not reasoning in his speeches. I do not say that his results are not as correct as if they were all built on the compactest syllogisms ; but it is a whimsical peculiarity that he should have such an utter disdain of the ratiocinating process, as never to favour us with one argument, or one link in the chain of demonstration. I recollect that in our themes at school theboyswere never allowed to assert even that Virtue was excellent, without assigning some cause, and it frequently cost no little rubbing of the head, and biting the 198 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. nail to render a reason. Now, though I believe no one looks back ,to the days of his school- labour with much pleasure, yet I have so much respect for this custom, that I could wish Sir J. Newport would condescend to adopt it. He makes a broad and sweeping assertion : perfectly justifiable I allow : well, his auditors who have been, at least three-fourths of them, bred up in the way I have described, begin to stretch their ears in expectation of a reason. To satisfy this laudable orexis, what does Sir John Newport ? He pours out another asser- tion equally true, but twice as broad and twice as sweeping as the other. If every mind were as well instructed on the subject as his own, this plan of discoursing would not much sig- nify: but, perhaps, nine out of ten of his au- ditors have never turned their attention to the subject before that moment, and they cannot find their way, except by the slow gra- dations of reasoning. For instance, the pro- positions of Euclid are true, and in a company of mathematicians it would not be necessary to demonstrate their truth : yet these same truths to a less learned assembly would ap- pear sometimes not intelligible, sometime* startling, and not unfrequently false and im- SIR J. NEWPORT AND SIR H. PARNELL. 199 possible. I may have said more than is neces- sary on this point : perhaps I am mistaken : but it always struck me as a peculiar feature in the speeches of Sir John Newport, that they were full of assertion rather than argu- ment : that while they were plentifully stuffed with first principles (excellent matter cer- tainly) they had little of reasoning and as little of applicability. Sir H. Parnell is a very different sort of speaker : he is more anxious to show the pro- cess of his argumentation than the result : he would scorn to say that 9 divided by 3 gives 3, unless he worked out the sum, and proved it to every body's satisfaction. His mind seems slow, and takes many steps before it. reaches a conclusion : it is therefore as te- dious as it is satisfactory to follow him through his elaborate detail. The effect of this was, that some years ago, when he used to speak for two hours on the Catholic Question, his audience was usually exceedingly thin, and at the same time very impatient. At that period it was impossible not to admire his cool perseverance in uttering what nobody seemed inclined to hear. Things, however, are changed, and he is now an important personage, and is 200 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. AlK heard with attention during any length he pleases. He is ready enough to avail himself of his new opportunity, nnd rather assumes the appearance of a prominent statesman. What he says does not convey any idea that he has much depth of understanding, or much extent of information. He seems as unable to advance without the aid of Adam Smith, as the old Oxford Tutors used to be without their Aristotelian staff. I do not wish to make any allusions to the Corn Laws, be- cause the subject is too important to be hud- dled up in the corner of an article ; but it ap- pears to me that he has through the business put on an air of legislative wisdom, which is hardly warranted by the most extensive know- ledge of arithmetic, or by the best applied quotations from the Wealth of Nations. I would not, however, consent to impute any thing but conceit on this occasion. It would be a gross and wicked calumny to ascribe any interested motive to a man who has, on many and important occasions, shown himself not more the friend of Ireland, than the ready and firm advocate of the cause of justice, hu- manity, and upright principle, whoever were the parties interested in the issue. The pe- SIR J. NEWPORT AIH) SIR H. PARNELL. 201 culiarities of such a man may excite a smile ; should they become troublesome, they may even provoke reprehension ; but no temporary feeling of distaste must be allowed to shut our eyes to the merits of one, whose public conduct has ever been steady, temperate, up- right, and as far as I can judge, unmixed with any motive unworthy of a patriotic Gen- tleman. 202 SIR FRANCIS BURDETT. IT will perhaps be expected that in discuss- ing the character of Sir Francis Burdett a great deal will be said about Parliamentary Reform. There certainly is an obvious con- nexion between the two subjects, but as it would be impossible to crowd into the space allotted one half of the reflections which occur to one on that important question of Reform, 1 shall decline it altogether. It is one which, of all others, requires the most investigation and deliberation, and on which it is mischievous to give merely the results of opinions, instead of disclosing all the steps by which the inference is obtained, and the best possible means of applying it. To ring in the ears of a nation that its Constitution is miserably diseased, without at the same time proposing a certain remedy, can only tend to excite discontent and tumult ; nor can I bring myself to think that those who undertake to cure all the evils of the state by a specific 1 SIR FRANCIS BURDETT. 203 whose virtues are untried, and at least pro- blematical, are a bit more respectable than the Empiric who boats of hfs universal Pana- cea. I impute no improper motives to any advocate for Reform, but I think that every one is bound to show that his proposed medi- cine must do good : it is not sufficient that it may in a case of such risk. The sacred body of a nation's laws and usages must not be made a subject for experiments. This ob- servation does not apply to those who wish only to remove some of the corrupted ex- crescences of the Constitution : their opera- tions are perfectly safe : but it is incumbent on them, too, not to affect a more important tone than the occasion requires. They ought not, when they are simply abolishing some nominal absurdities, to assume the airs of men who are working a radical cure. But I will not pursue this subject, nor apply it, but shall hasten to a less difficult part of my task, and on which I suppose there cannot be much controversy. It is somewhat surprising, that under a Government where the people have so much influence as in this country, so few persons have thought it worth while to apply them- 204 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. selves strenuously to form their opinions and guide their passions: the people is an engine of such immense power, and so easy wielded, that it seems to be too tempting to escape any aspirant after distinction in the State. Yet there is scarcely one such man to be found in our history. The Members, who at the end of James's reign, and at the beginning of Charles's, carried on such a furious opposi- tion to the Court, were certainly demagogues, inasmuch as they in a great measure led the public mind ; but upon the whole they must be considered as men violently in earnest about the objects which they were pursuing, and whose favour with the people was rather the necessary result of their conduct, than their direct aim through the use of any popu- lar arts. In a subsequent reign Shaftesbury thought proper to manage the many-headed monster for a short time, just by way of an- noying the King : but he was too proud or too careless to pay that constant attention which is requisite for a constant popularity. The man who perhaps has made the deepest impression on the multitude was Wilkes : his exertions however were merely the convul- sions of a short-lived paroxysm of rage : and 2 SIR FRANCIS BURDETT. 205 when his anger subsided, all anxiety about interesting the people subsided with it. It was not till within these few years that gentle- men of consideration seem to have solely em- ployed themselves in the business of acquir- ing popularity, without any view to party purposes, without any intention of gratifying private resentments, but actuated simply, as it appears, by the desire of the undowered love of the many, expressed by their clap, pings and their huzzas. The most conspicu- ous of the persons who have proposed to themselves such an object of ambition is un- doubtedly Sir R Burdett : and it must be allowed, that, in some respects, he has taken no wrong measure of himself, in supposing that his powers were fitted to his desires. In the first place, the Hon. Baronet is one of those whose very appearance wins a hundred hearts before he opens his lips: an elegant figure ; a face, of which the outline is finely Roman, though the expression is rather weak and indecisive ; manners, at once courteous and simple, would be alone sufficient to de- light the common observer ; add to these, a voice of the most insinuating melody ; a de- livery fluent and animated, yet always modest, 206 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. and sometimes even diffident ; and they alto- gether form a combination which interests and attaches every heart. Let the man so qualified profess himself the friend of his admirers, and descant on the topics dearest to their feelings, and their regard will almost rise into enthu- siastic idolatry. Such is the first impression made on the auditors of Sir Francis Burdett ; but he is ill calculated to keep the affection which he can so easily raise. Enthusiasm is of an evanescent nature, and though the people seldom withdraw their regard without just cause, yet their love, like that of an in- dividual, must be fed and supported by per- petual fuel. This the subject of this article is not able to supply : he has neither the energy nor the talent sufficient for constant exertion. He is even indolent both in his body and in his intellect : he has the appear- ance of a man who reads more than he thinks, as well in the matter of his speeches as : in the manner of uttering triem. Mixed up with the polish of the gentleman there is much of the bashfulness of the recluse student, and even his politeness is not the easy urbanity of a man of the world, but what is better, the emanation of a kind heart. It may excite SIR ERANCIS BURDETT. 207 some surprise that a person, who, notwith- standing his primd facie qualifications, must have been conscious of these serious draw- backs to success in a laborious pursuit, should have chosen such a path, or not have left it when he saw it crowded with obstructions. To this, as to most of the inconsistencies of human conduct, there is one solution : it is the fantastic work of vanity, that feeling which is implanted in us to check the proud aspirings of human dignity by its unconscious fondness for incongruity. It can throw an air of burlesque on the noblest actions, and by its blunders, excite a laugh even at the expense of the good and the wise. Am- bition is presumptuous and love is blind : but vanity is 'bolder than the rash hopes of a youthful soldier : is blinder than the doatings of an old man's affection. This merry mis- chievous influence, which possesses us all in different degrees, has taken a sovereign hold of Sir F. Burdett. It is this which makes him think that he is secure of that popularity which he has once excited, even though he should remain silent on all the questions where his admirers most look to him for the sanction of his opinion. Like a careless husband, he imagines that he may lounge 208 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. and enjoy his repose, and never make another effort to confirm his conquest : and thinks a kind glance, or word now and then, direct- ed to the being who dotes on him, amply sufficient to satisfy the cravings of affection, which is the more insatiable the more it is sincere. The husband is frequently only roused from his delusion, by finding that love has sunk irretrievably into the coldest indiffer- ence ; and Sir F. Burdett, whose inactivity and reluctance to present himself seem daily increasing, may some day be waked from his trance by the surprise at hearing, that the people have almost forgot his name and exist- ence. I do not think that day is very distant. I know he offers a kind of excuse for his re- laxed exertion : he pretends to take no in- terest in the debates of a degraded House of Commons, and thinks it scorn to lift up his voice in that polluted chamber. This is worse than vanity ; it is an affectation which must proceed either from a disgraceful ignorance or from a violent over-rating of his own cha- racter. He knows little if he does not know that the speech of a favourite Member has as much influence on the popular mind as the largest Ministerial majority; but it is some- what worse than ignorance, if, feeling this, SIR FRANCIS BURDETT. 209 he from a pretended disdain will omit to lift up a voice which is not without its influence, even within the walls of the House as well as without it. He disdains to sit or speak in the House of Commons ! Does he ^o ? Is it a disgrace to be the companion of such men as Brand, and Romilly, and Whitbread, none of whom have ever expressed any unwilling- ness to belong to the British Parliament ? If such be his real opinion, he is indeed unfit to sit on the same benches with those excellent persons, and should be condemned for ever to preside at Taverns and declaim at Hustings. Let us however hope better of a man who has many good and many pleasing qualities, whose intentions seem honest, and who is yet young enough to establish, by wise and dis- creet conduct, that reputation which he has justly gained by his honourable feelings in the cause of humanity. Indeed as to myself, I love the man so well, that the very anger which may seem to tinge some of these re- marks springs from the irritation of disap- pointed hope, at seeing a favourite object either careless about his character, or marring k by inexcusable affectations. 210 MR. HUSKISSON AND MR. HORNER. IF any man, or set of men, wish to form a distinct party in the House of Commons, the first care, as might be expected, is to look about and collect all the various sorts of talents and acquirements which are necessary for a complete political establishment. It must be able to meet and annoy the Ministry at all possible points of controversy, and, if occasion should offer, to fill its place. As in war one army would make but little stand against another, unless it were equally equipped with infantry, artillery, and cavalry, so in these wordy contests there would be but small chance of success for an opposition, unless declaimer were arrayed against de- claimer, financier against financier, and the man of detail against the man of detail. De- clamation must be answered by declamation, because there is a large assortment of unthink- ing young men and good-natured old men in the House, on whom fine.-worded common- MR. HUSKISSON AND MR. HORNER. 211 places make an immense impression : and out of doors, with the credulous public, a well- sounding sentiment will be taken in earnest, or as an equivalent of, a hundred actions. The political economist must be met by a man of corresponding science, because there are many sturdy heads on whom rhetoric produces no more effect then lightning on the impas- sive ice : they must have argument and re- gular deduction : they receive a splendid speech with the kind of feeling by which one may suppose a certain eminent astronomer was influenced, when he said, that Thomson's Poems proved nothing. Again, there are like- wise many men of business, " forsooth great arithmeticians ;" and woe to the man who before them should make a slip in discussing a question of detail : had he the fine sense of Fox and the wit of Sheridan, he would by them be immediately considered as an unpro- ducible driveller : and their contempt would be as strong as Pope's tailor perhaps felt for Pope * when he saw that the poet could not cast up the items of his bill for clothes. It is pleasant to observe the manner of a detail- i* Pope was entirely ignorant of arithmetic. P 2 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. minister, when some young or indiscreet op- ponent has ventured beyond his depth. He only half suppresses a laugh of surprise, rises with an air of careless superiority, draws in his breath and throws it out again in the style of a man who has heard some remark tremend- ously absurd, rubs his hands, and elevates his eye-brows : after this silent but very intel- ligible preface, he proceeds, in a tone of the most complacent affability, to express his astonishment at the monstrous error into which the Hon. Gentleman, no doubt from inadvertence, has fallen ; he then triumphantly* but mildly, enters into a long numerical state- ment where it might puzzle even the American boy to follow him ; and lastly, gives his objector the coup de g?*ace, by insolently regretting that a gentleman of such eminent talents has apparently paid so little attention to this most important subject. From all this it follows that every party must take care to be complete in all their branches, before it can hope to beat or succeed to its rivals in place. At present in the House of Commons there seem to be two parties in regular opposition, to say nothing of the different companies of guerillas, who fight chiefly for the pleasure of MR. HUSKISSON AND MR. HORMER. -21.3 fighting, without any fixed object. Mr. Canning is at the head of one, Mr. Ponsonby of the other : I say nothing here of Mr. Whitbread, because I do not choose to intro- duce him on so trifling an occasion : he stands alone, and must hereafter be considered by himself. Each of these parties is tolerably furnished with the requisite means of annoy- ance and defence, and can go to battle with- out the fear of being utterly routed. There is not room for me to give a description of -each particular kind of force of these two divisions : it will be sufficient now to allude to the persons who command the economical department of the respective corps. Mr. Huskisson is the Canning-financier, and in some respects may be said to have the advantage even of the Chancellor of the Ex- chequer : for though neither his knowledge nor experience are equally extensive, yet he can give a better and more effective account of what he knows and remembers. There is such order and perspicuity in his statements and his reasonings, that persons who are utterly ignorant of the subject conceive that they understand it while he is speaking, and believe themselves convinced when they have 214 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. been only pleased. The pleasure which his speeches give is not indeed of the higher order ; it is the sort of satisfaction which is felt at seeing an intricate knot cleverly un- tied, a puzzling theory perfectly developed. Those who can relish a neatly-demonstrated problem of Newton, or a well-argued page of Hobbes, would also feel much delight, though certainly inferior, at hearing the narra- tions and arguments of Mr. Huskisson. He is also of a liberal school, and shows as few prejudices and obstinacies as can well be ex- pected from a man devoted to a particular science. He is the clearest-headed man in the House after Mr. Tierney. Mr. Horner is the political economist of the Whig-party, though he deals rather in the principles than in the detail of the subject. He is a young man of very considerable talent, and his education appears to have been on a much larger scale than that of Mr. Huskisson. He is not so clear as that Gen- tleman, but he can adorn the subject with a jgreater variety of illustration, and can even be eloquent where eloquence seems so little possible. Perhaps there is no man in -the House who has equal general knowledge, to* MR. HUSKISSON AND MR. HORNER. 215 gether with equal power of expressing that knowledge. If his manner were at all equal to his matter, he would soon be a very con- siderable person ; but his diction is delivered in a style unanimated and uninteresting. His appearance is rather heavy, and his tones are dull and unvaried, except now and then by a plaintive arrogance of voice, which at once tires and offends. It is to be lamented that he will not take pains to please as well as instruct : for he has great advantages, which might be easily improved to any ex- tent. He has with all parties a very high character for talent, discretion, and integrity, and is very much and generally respected throughout the House. Could he add to these important aids the power of pleasing, he might look to much higher objects than he can now reasonably aspire to. A very little effort would suffice : a little more brisk- ness of manner, a little more good humour in his tones, a little less gloom in his looks, would fully answer the purpose. Respect is a powerful engine to raise a man, but the kindness of friends is more powerful : and surely that man must be very arrogant or very indolent, who, when both means are in PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. his reach, will disregard one of them from the presumption that he can succeed with- out those efforts which have been necessary even for the promotion of the best and ablest men. 217 THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE OF COMMONS. WHOEVER may be the Speaker of the House of Commons, he must necessarily be- come in a short time as artificial a being as a College-Tutor, or a Drill-Serjeant. For the purpose of preserving that decorum which an assembly of enlightened men would, in the heat of debate, violate quite as often as the merest mob, it is requisite that some check, real or nominal, should exist, which may perpetually be present to the eyes of the orators. A President is therefore chosen, and to him is delegated, not only by his equals but also by his superiors in rank and talents, the full power of restraining the im- petuous, and of silencing the impertinent and obtrusive. It is obvious that the authority of a person so chosen would be forgot or de- spised during the vehemence of the passions, unless he were invested with some adscititious dignity and paraphernalia, which may serve to conceal and merge the insignificance of 1 218 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. the individual character. The flowing wig and full robes have an important use : for I suppose that nobody will deny, if the Speaker were dressed in smart buckskin breeches with well-topped boots, a buff waistcoat and blue frock coat, with a rose-bud stuck in the but- ton-hole, that in such cases, whatever might be his personal respectability, he might roar to the crack of his voice, -or rather " to the crack of doom," before he would be able to command order in a tempestuous debate : the Members would look .towards the Chair, and, seeing it filled by one whose appearance so much resembled their own, they would dis- dain to be silenced by such an unofficial and ordinary being. Something of this sort happens frequently in Committees, where, though the discussion seldom rises much above the tone of conversation, the unwrgged Chairman finds it difficult to hold the Mem- bers to those rules of politeness and mutual patience which are prescribe^ by Society as well as by Parliament. The Speaker, there-: fore, is properly clothed with all those un- usual appearances, with all that pomp and circumstance of superior rank, to which man- kind ever pay a voluntary and wise obedi<- 4 SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE OF COMMONS. 219 ence. This fictitious elevation is useful, and even necessary for those purposes for which it is designed, but it cannot fail to destroy the simplicity and naturalness of the person elevated, at least for the time. He sees him- self called upon to exercise a decisive au- thority over his equals or superiors : he finds his opinion solemnly referred to by those who, perhaps, despise his personal under- standing ; he is required to arbitrate between two debaters of the highest condition, and of exalted intellects, who, on any private occa- sion, would probably disdain to consult him, but who now implicitly submit themselves to his judgment. It is possible that a very wise man, that is, one compounded . of all the wisdom of the Seven Sages, with Solomon into the bargain, it is barely possible that such a being might feel himself humiliated instead of ennobled by such ideal respect and imaginary honours ; but the generality of men will be very differently affected they will become portentously grave and awfully consequential ; their smile will not be like that of other men it will express condescen- sion without kindness, and recognition with- out familiarity ; their walk will be slow as a 220 PABUAMENTARY PORTRAITS. dead march, and their voice will be preter- humanly precise like the sound of an oracle. Though such a situation would, I think, pro- duce this efiect on any given person who should accept it, yet the process would be slower with some men than with others. For instance, a gay soldier or a fox-hunting Baronet would take a longer time to be for- malized than would be necessary for a sober lawyer. It is, therefore, usual to choose the Speakers from the lawyers, partly, no doubt, on account of their technical learn- ing, but chiefly because their peculiar habits have furnished them with those characteris- tic manners which seem so essential to the Chair. The present Speaker is quite as respect- able as any of his predecessors. He has the peculiarities which belong, I think, rather to his place than to his person : he is always fully impressed with the importance of his situation, which is denoted by every look and gesture : whether he is expressing the thanks or the censure of the House, he adopts that tone of solemn superiority which is calculated to give double weight both to the praise and the reprimand. Perhaps this manner would SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE OP COMMONS. 221 not stand the test of criticism; but neither the man who is flattered, nor he who is repre- hended, have much disposition to laugh : self- love and fear are never fitted to make minute examination. The best parts of the Speaker's character are his ready and accurate know- ledge, by which he is, on the spot, enabled to decide on any difficult point ; his persever- ing firmness in supporting the privileges, and as far as in him lies the reputation of the House of Commons ; and lastly, his impar- tiality in the conduct of any dispute which may arise among the Members. His under- standing is not of the superior order, but it is well fitted for his situation : if his range is not extensive, he sees his way very clearly. His mind is well cultivated according to the usual meaning of that term : that is, it is im- bued with the best parts of classic literature. As, however, either his intellect or his taste is not equal to his learning, his literary recol- lections frequently rather injure than adorn his orations. An image or an illustration taken from Greece or Rome may have a pretty look in a compliment to a successful General, provided the said General should happen to understand it; but it would be 222 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. terribly misplaced in a grave exposition of the business and conduct of the House of Commons. In the first instance it would be a pleasing elegance, in the second a tinsel puerility. Why ? Certainly not because the writings of moderns are of a more manly cast than the eternal fabrics of those ancient wits ; that man must be a tasteless ignorant who could broach such a supposition ; but be- cause to adopt indiscriminately images or forms of speech which belong to other cus- toms and manners, betrays that want of judg- ment remarkable in children, who would use what they admire without regard to its ef- ficacy or applicability. I do not mean to say that the Speaker has not, on several occasions, displayed in argument a very manly, judicious understanding ; but he evidently has a strong bias towards the florid. It is a taste some- what new in an English Speaker, and rather seems to belong to a neighbouring nation. Perhaps Mr. Abbot will be the less tenacious of his ornamental style, when he recollects that.it was the great affectation of the re- volutionary orators, and particularly of Lucien Buonaparte, when he was President of the Council of Five Hundred. The showy SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE OF COMMONS. 22S harangues which that Gentleman then made would disgrace a school-boy ; and, by the way, unless his taste in poetry is far superior to his oratorical taste, he will be a very me- diocre bard indeed, something between a Fitzgerald and a Rosa Matilda, very dull, and very frisky. But whatever may be said of the Speaker's taste in style, no one can impeach the manliness of his character, as far as regards the vigilant energy with which he transacts the business of his office, and the firm integrity with which, on several occa- sions, he has supported his own dignity and that of the House. The burst of honest in- dignation, and the dignified argument, which he displayed on the question of the sale of seats in Parliament, ought never to be forgot- ten. It were well if every Member would keep that speech as a manual, and peruse it at least once a month. If the Speaker had ten thousand ridiculous peculiarities, such conduct would be sufficient to redeem him into esteem ? much more should it have that effect when all that can be alleged against him, beside that his taste smacks too much of the College, is, that for a little man he is rather 224- PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. too pompous: in other words, to use an illustration in his own way, and which he will understand that, with the size of Tydeus, he assumes the portly carriage of Agamemnon. 2*5 MR. WHITBREAD. ANY person who casts a careful eye over the House of Commons will find that the dif- ferent portions into which society is divided are tolerably well represented in that Assem- bly. The landed interest, the mercantile in- terest, the privileged orders and the profes- sions, have all their adequate proportion of advocates to assert their claims : what seems to be wanting is a class of persons who, with- out reference to any partial interests, should speak the sentiments and uphold the rights of the nation at large. The history of Parlia- ment will supply but few names to whom this description would be applicable : Mr. Fox, with all his liberal thinking and bene- volent feeling, was too much attached to party- views : and Mr. Windham, who has been absurdly proclaimed as a complete spe- cimen of the English character, was per- haps the most unnatural compound of heterogeneous qualities to which the name Q 226 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. 0f Englishman was ever affixed. His bril- liant talents, his manly courage, his cheerful good-nature, will very readily be allowed to be perfectly English : but what shall be said of the oblique sophistries of his understand- ing, of his want of feeling, and above all of that blind misapprehension which induced him to believe that the people of England were a swinish multitude, incapable of reflection, and in whom not even the common and brutal virtue of bravery could be cherished without cock-fights and bull-baits and Jew- boxers. It would be easy to enumerate many more inconsistencies of his character, such as his mixture of the fine gentleman and the coarse joker, of the refined theorist and blundering observer : but enough has pro- bably been said to show that such a man could not be called the Representative of the English People. It is to Mr. Whitbread alone that this title seems entirely due. He is an epitome of the national character. It is he who represents the straight-forward good sense, the warmth of heart, sometimes indiscreet, but always generous, the simple manners, sometimes abrupt, but always kind, the sturdy honesty, MR. WHITBREAD. 227 sometimes rough, but alway consistent, the shrewd penetration, ever active, but ever can- did, the boldness of spirit, sometimes violent but always steady; -which altogether have ever been considered as the infallible marks of a genuine Englishman. His exterior is as English as his mind : his steady eye, his coun- tenance deeply marked with thoughtfulness, but fluctuating with feeling, his sober gait, his unaffected gestures, even the decided vi- gorous cast of his person, give assurance of a man who belongs to a country where the naked soul may yet walk abroad and feel no shame, where as yet the artificial mummeries of a corrupt civilization are not necessary for the support of a public reputation ; where as yet there is none of the imbecility of dena- turalized states. The very plainness of his dress shows that he is one of that people among whom the consciousness of internal rectitude is esteemed as the surest property and the noblest ornament. I have frequently smiled at an observation of persons whom I have taken with me to hear Mr. Whitbread : they have allowed the energy and acuteness of his understanding, the honest boldness of his sentiments, and the tone of feeling which Q2 228 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. gives an interest to all that he says ; but they think him unpolished, deficient in the graces. Alas! how much they mistake the objects and views of that distinguished Commoner. He does not take his daily seat in the House of Commons, in order to make graceful obei- sances and pronounce pretty periods : he leaves such small trifling to the Castlereaghs and the Cannings : he comes there to do the business of the nation, to take care that the common-weal receives no injury, to watch over and protect the Constitution against the intemperance of zeal and the insidiousness of ambition, to animate and assist the labours of the honest, to crush the efforts of the fraudu- lent and selfish, to vindicate the oppressed, to speak Truth. To object to a man occu- pied in such exalted pursuits, that his manner is not exquisitely polished, is as silly as it would be to complain that Michael Angelo has not the prettiness of Watteau, that Milton wants the softness of Sedley, that Newton is not so entertaining as Gold- smith. I admire, and very sincerely, the courtesy and urbanity of Lord Castlereagh : they are the becoming decorations of his si- tuation : he is backed by the powerful in- MR. WHITBREAD. 229 fluence of Administration, and has leisure to be gentle without any detriment. Not so the man who has to fight frequently, almost unassisted, against the compact energies of Government. A soft answer or a candid smile may turn away wrath, but cannot conquer positive force ; and to attempt to overthrow a minis- terial measure, by the help of elegant sen- tences and comely action, would be about as wise as to storm a triple battery with a fan of painted feathers. The manner, therefore, of Mr. Whitbread seems perfectly consonant to his objects : he aims at awakening the atten- tion of the indolent, at rousing the fears of the guilty ; and for this purpose it is essential that he should appear in earnest ; o-a conclur sion to which few persons would come, if they saw him more attentive about the form than the matter of his speeches. I confess I like to witness his sharp, sometimes boisterous at- tacks on the complacent strength of Adminis- tration : he attacks those who are able to de- fend themselves, and he attacks them in the way best suited to his purpose. I like his manner also, because it forms an agreeable contrast to that contemptible namby-pamby gentleness, which is now becoming so fashion- 23O PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. able in the House of Commons. If ever I am inclined to think it overbearing, it is when he makes an assault on the inoffensive simplicity of the Chancellor of the Exchequer. I have seen that gentleman as much startled by Mr. Whitbread as a girl by a discharge of artillery : he at length rises and looks about him with a face of the most helpless dismay, and is compelled to grasp tightly with both hands the table of the House of Commons, before he can muster courage to articulate one syllable in answer. Here, then, Mr. Whitbread might perhaps relax a little of the severity of his manner from a consideration of the unresisting nature of his opponent, who is at the same time one of the best-intentioned men of the House. But enough and more has been said on this supposed defect of Mr. Whitbread : and in- deed I should not have thought it necessary to allude to it, were it not almost the only fault which, as far as I have heard, even his enemies can object to him. Those who wish to form a correct estimate of his character must not look to two or three par- ticular speeches, but to the whole tenour of his public life. They will then see a consistency of action which is to be found in few other public MR. WHITBREAD. 251 men : they will see a man always the strenuous and watchful opponent of administration, not from any paltry ambition of place, but on the greatest constitutional ground of operating as a check to the natural tyranny of high power : they will see a patriot, who, while his heart glows at the proud triumphs of his own countrymen, can find leisure to think of the welfare of other nations besides his own : they will see an advocate, ever ac- cessible and ever ready to support the cause of the injured, whether it be an oppressed alien, or over-punished convict, or an insulted Princess : they will see that union of talent and perseverance, of justice and courage, of eloquence and sound sense, which makes the cause of Truth as irresistible as it is respect- able. People who think only of ministerial majorities will call this an exaggerated state- ment, and say that too much importance is attached to the labours of this distinguished Member. They have not thoroughly consi- dered the subject. Mr. Whitbread cannot in- deed command a majority of votes, but he can, and I will venture to say does, on most import- ant occasions, command a majority of opinions. 3 233 PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. Above all, he commands and guides the sense of the nation : a force ten times more pow- erful than the House of Commons, because it always, directly or indirectly, influences the conduct of that assembly. To this the proud- est minister is forced to bow : with reference to this he fabricates every measure : a piece of meditated tyranny is clipped away from this law ; a patch of desirable fraud is torn off from that arrangement ; and corruption itself is quietly purged of the most acrid particles of its poison. Such is the power of a great moral check when directed by an able and honest man. Nay, such is the attention of Mr. Whitbread to every branch of parliamentary business, such is his acuteness and such his fearlessness, that I have no doubt that many a dirty parish or county job has been stripped of half its intended baseness, lest it should be noticed and denounced by that vigilant and upright Commoner. This is an elevation of dignified usefulness, to which the most san- guine ambition could hardly hope to aspire : and to this proud height he has raised himself by the sheer force of consistency. His talents are great, but talents unsupported by the pub* MR. WHITBREAD. 233 lie esteem are nothing else than " leather or prunella." Look at Mr. Sheridan and Mr. Tierney, the first of them the most variously- gifted man of the age, the second qualified to be one of the most useful : but, owing to a real or an apparent want of independence of character, what are they ? the first a mere drinker of wine, the second a maker of amu- sing speeches from the back benches.* By attributing so much to the influence of ho- nesty, I would not be supposed to under-rate the intellectual power of Mr. Whitbread : there is a quickness, a dexterity, and an ener- gy about his understanding, which makes him one of the best and most formidable debaters in the House. He detects a sophistry with the ken of an eagle, and breaks in pieces a falsehood with the vigour of a lion. He is moreover the most eloquent speaker in the House, if eloquence consist, not in orna- mented sentences, but in the language which, coming from the heart, never fails to touch * Many of Mr. Ticrney's speeches are as full of good sense as of joke ; yet, so it is, the House thinks them only designed for entertainment. PARLIAMENTARY PORTRAITS. the heart. His speeches afford a most re- freshing contrast to the mild circumlocutions of government harangues, and the gaudy rhe- toric of theatrical declamation. Before his matter has made an impression, there is a warmth and earnestness about his tones which rouses and interests all his auditors. They listen and are charmed with the manly spirit of his sentiments and the simple strength of his diction : instead of the cold artifices of com- position, he gives them the natural dignity of impassioned thinking : for the splendid figures of speech, he gives them the pure brightness of the image of truth. 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LATIN AUTHORS : Lucretius, Catullus, Virgil, Callus, Tibulhi-, Horace, Propertiu., Ovid, Albinovanus, Sevcrus, Gratius, Mauilius, Dionysius, Phasdrus, Persius, Lucan, Valerius Flaccus, Silius Italicus, Martial, Sulpitia, Statins, Juvenal, Dionysius Musicus, Oppian, Nemesian, Calpburnius, Quintus Smyniueus, Ausonius, Claudian, Avienus, Rutiiius, Nonnus, Musxus Coluthus, Tryphi- odorus. 19- THOMSON'S NEW GENERAL ATLAS ; com- piled and adjusted from the best systematic Works ; and the most authentic Accounts of recent Voyages and Travels. The work will contain about fifty-six maps of imperial folio, on a scale corresponding with the celebrated Atlas of D'Anvillc. It is published in numbers, at intervals of two months, each No. price 8s. containing four maps, full-coloured. Nine numbers are alreadj published, and the remainder are in great forwardness : when finish- ed, the whole will form the most complete, and by far the cheapest Atlas ever offered to the Public. 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