fornia aal y DOUBT AND OTHER THINGS tl\fl> Copyright, 1922, by PORTER SARGENT THE FOUR SEAS PRESS BOSTON, MASS., U.S.A. THIS BOOK I DEDICATE TO MY DAUGHTER ANITA HERRIMAN VEDDER WHO HAS SAVED IT FROM DESTRUCTION AND TO THOSE WHO MAY BE GLAD SHE HAS DONE SO ELIHU VEDDER Foreword ELIHU VEDDER, at the age of eighty-six, now, after ten years of continuous thought and revision, consents to have these verses printed. Eight years ago, some of his friends will remember, their publication was first announced. At that time, he wrote, "Of course all things are crude and must ripen before fit for the public stomach. Yet I will send them along." Since then they have not been hermetically sealed, but have been ageing in the wood. "The 'Doubt'," he writes "is doubtful a fragmentary thing at best." And again, "I am sorry there is so little hope in 'Doubt'. It is as if written by a poet on Mars in prospect of its inevitable end. According to the astronomers, we have little reason for crowing. Perhaps other worlds are being fitted up for us." "Doubt and Other Things," his friends will agree, however, is the ripest product of the genius of this gorgeous reincarnation of Leonardo. Vedder, in his genius, is of all time, perennial and without age. His robust vigor, time-defying, impresses alike his friends and his portrait painters. Of the latter, he says, "I send Paxton's portrait, good as a Franz Hals. If you use it, have Paxton's name come out clearly. He was too modest by half in signing." Of another portrait he writes, "It's good, but as it gives not only the front face but the two sides, it is too broad a sort of Mercator's projection, as it were too many cocktails in evidence." His active mind spirals about one's own, but always comes back and squarely hits the mark. He signs his name with a vigorous hand, and then looks up, eyes apop, and exclaims, "Behold the trembling hand of age!" But this vigorous old oak that his friends have so long known now begins to show signs of physical decay. We can only pray [9] that he may yet have time, as he has the will, to complete some of the many projects that still remain in hand. For his spirit rebels at the weakness of the flesh. Still "fondly round his heart are curled the clinging tendrils of this dear old world," and defiant of the processes of time, he writes, "A man once told me he began near St. Peter's, then moved to the Repetta, then to the Tritone always getting nearer the cemetery of San Lorenzo. I, on the contrary, began my Roman life in this very house, circled about Rome, and now find myself just where I started so many years ago." Since Vedder first saw Rome in 1857, his visits to these United States have been few and infrequent. For more than three score years he has dwelt apart, in Rome and Capri. Living in retire- ment, shunning publicity, Vedder has been really known only to those friends who, by persistence or propinquity, have pene- trated the first bulwarks of reserve with which he has isolated himself. Once the first barrier was broken, he has given of him- self and of his personality without stint. Detached from the trivialities of modern life, he is, from his aerie, keenly observant of them. Unaffected by the petty eddies that swirl contemporary literary and artistic life, he boldly breasts the strong main currents. He has consorted with Michael Angelo, Leonardo, Durer, and the great of earth, and interprets life as would they today. But his vision of the world is his own, and those who know him and his work catch wonderful glimpses, not only through his painting and his less known sculpture, but of late through his verse. Whatever he does, in paint, or clay, or words, is always ex- pressive of vision. To one who remarked that "an artist should be just an artist up to his eyes," Vedder retorted, "Yes, but look at Durer and Da Vinci. Didn't they cram ideas into their work? Have any of the big fellows ever been 'just artists up to their eyes' ? By Jove, you can make up your mind that any chap who boasts of being 'an artist up to his eyes' is a fool the rest of the way !" PORTER SARGENT October i, 1922 [10] Contents DOUBT DOUBT ....... 21 THE BIGOT 26 SAINTS ....... 29 BUGABOOS = 'v. . . '.* ! ? '/ . --; 35 MADNESS ; v 37 VERSES ALLIED TO DOUBT PROEM 53 WHY 54 IN EXTREMIS ...... 55 TRUTH 56 THE OLD QUESTION . . . . . 57 THE EVER-OPEN DOOR 58 LOGIC ........ 60 DEATH 61 THE ENDLESS FIGHT ..... 62 DOUBT 63 THE DEVIOUS TRACK 64 THE EARLY BIRD 65 ANNO DOMINI 1914 ..... 67 MORALIZING ...... 69 THE ECLIPSE ....... 70 A TEXT 72 THE MISSIONARY <0 . , 74 THE DOGMATIST . . . . - : v,. . 75 TRUTH . . . . . : .-.. 76 RECONCILERS 77 INCONCLUSIVE ...... 78 RESPONSIBILITY 79 THE SUNDAY DRAM ..... 80 THE UNFORESEEN ...... 81 A QUESTION 82 THE ANTIDOTE ...... 83 [11] THE ENEMY SOWING TARES . . ~-.. ; -. 84 THE PREDICAMENT . ' I . . 86 GOLD . * . ^ A .... 88 FEAB . . . : v ; >*V ... 89 ATOMIC RESPONSIBILITY ..... 90 FAITH 91 EYESIGHT 92 "USELESS ARE DENUNCIATIONS" ... 92 MAN'S NEED 93 "GAZING AS WE Now Do ON THE SKIES" . . 94 HOPE . M ;, . 96 THE OTHER THINGS FOREWORD ,-99 EVIDENTLY UNDER INFLUENCE .... 100 SOME JOKES 101 OPTICS .102 ADAM . . . . . . . . 104 EQUALITY 105 THE TEMPLE DOOR 106 ABSURD . ... . . . . 107 A SONG 108 MARSYAS 109 POETRY 110 RHYME ....... Ill NINETEEN FIFTEEN ..... 112 THE SYMBOL 113 "LEAVE THE CYPRESS AND THE YEW, TREES So TRUE" 114 "LET FAIR TOMBS STAND THE BUSY HIGHWAY NEAR" 115 THE LETTER I 116 THE SONNET 117 A SIGH 118 THE WEEPING WILLOW 119 To A YOUTH 120 A DINNER DECLINED ..... 121 VERDUN ....... 122 UP TO DATE 123 [12] PACKED DOWN . . : , vi: . f . 124 QUOTATIONS . . . . . : ;> - >; 125 THE HERMIT vr. 126 LUNA 127 M.D.'s AND D.D.'s 128 To WILLIAM GRAHAM 129 PARODY . ; ... . . <. 2 - 130 THE VICTORS ; Y . . . ^ ,.-' 131 REVERY 132 THE LAND OP SONG . . . . f t ^, 133 WHY EXPLAIN? . . . ;JM/ -^ ,*;'! 134 A FEARFUL THOUGHT 135 ALFARU ....... 136 SPELLING ....... 137 To AN OLD MAN 138 BITTER-SWEET 139 HERMITS . . . . . . . 140 CLASSIFICATION 142 TECHNIQUE ....... 143 THE THREE KNIGHTS ..... 144 A REFRAIN ....... 145 A BIRTHDAY GIFT ...... 146 AGED SEVENTY-FOUR ..... 146 A PRECEPT 147 HEREDITY ....... 148 THE PRODIGAL 149 FAME 150 SUPERSTITION ...... 151 IN OLD BOOKS . . . s , ^ . < ., 152 THE BOOKWORM 153 BOOKS 154 DREAMS 156 THE BEARD ....... 157 THE EAGLE .158 His VOCATION 159 SMITHEREENS ...... 160 Two FAIR PHILOSOPHIES .... 161 THE BENDED Bow 162 [13] WORDS . . . r ^ "** 163 THE ABSENT CURE ...... 164 INTENSITY v 165 SONGS OF INDIGESTION 166 THE NUDE -v'* . 167 Two PICTURES OF SNOW .... 168 MOTHER SHIPTON ...... 169 FOLLY ENTHRONED ...... 170 A PROTEST 172 BEER AND BELLY ...... 173 JOHN BEATS THOMAS ..... 174 QUAINT QUESTIONS ..... 175 THE PRAYING MANTIS 176 NAUGHTY SPIRITS 177 THE LOVESICK FAUN . . . . * 178 THE DREAMING MOUNTAIN . . . 7^ 180 PRIDE 180 MIRTH'S Music ...... 182 To HOLLAND 183 IN CAPRI 184 GOOD ADVICE 185 OPTIMIST AND PESSIMIST 186 VENUS 187 SMALLER BY DEGREES AND BEAUTIFULLY LESS . 188 BUBBLES AND BAUBLES ..... 189 THE OUTLINE 190 MIRACLES 191 THE ADVENT OF MAN 192 THE PESSIMISTIC MAZE 194 THE SLOT 195 THE BOOMERANG 196 CULTURE 197 Too TRUE 198 HELL 199 THE How AND WHY 200 PHILOSOPHERS 201 DON'T CALL ME MISTER; CALL ME GEORGE . 202 ILLUSIONS 203 [14] A CHINESE PICTURE .... , : , , 204 COMPENSATIONS . . . . . . , 206 HUMBUG . . . . . ... '', 207 CAMERA LUCIDA AND CAMERA OBSCURA . .. 208 AUTUMN ....... 209 A CURE FOR INSOMNIA ..... 210 THE CLASSIC . . . . . . ; 211 FOURTH OF JULY, 1914 r 212 FAME 213 RHYME AND REASON . . . .... 214 AN EXCUSE 215 THOSE DAYS 216 COULD I BUT KNOW! .... .^ 216 AN OLD MAN'S SONG .... ^ >: : 218 A QUESTIONING SAGE ..... 220 "THE SEVEN SAGES ALL AGREED" . . . 221 AUNT EVELINE 222 FATHER WILLIAM ...... 223 A NEW YEAR'S GREETING . . . . 224 IN FAR-OFF ZANADU 225 HERFORD'S FLY ...... 226 MICROBES 227 A TIMELY SAINT 228 THE MERMAID INN ..... 229 THE BREATH OF SPRING ..... 230 ENCHANTMENT 230 THREE OLD MEN 232 VANITY 234 "HlGHFALUTIN" 235 PEN PLAY, OR PIFFLE . . . . . .,. 236 GLEAMS FOREWORD TO GLEAMS 243 THE ARCHAEOLOGISTS 244 WHY COMPARE? 246 D. G. ROSSETTI ...... 247 WHITMAN 248 EMERSON ....... 249 [15] ARISTOTLE . . * ^ > "*;,"* ^V" 250 BURNS . . - . c .. '*' Mf?i 251 PLUTO AND PLUTARCH . . H ^ 252 ERICSON . * J v r r ''V ' - V- f - . * % U".> '.^i 254 RUSKIN 255 HUDIBRAS . . . . . . > Vf 256 LACON AND FESTUS *v?* 257 COLERIDGE 258 POE 260 THE BACON THEORY 261 PEPYS 262 DANTE J 263 SPENCER'S SUPINE COMEDY . */'- '- '* * J 264 DIOGENES . . . . . '' <*-* '. .u 265 OMAR'S GARDEN . . . . - 266 TUPPER .;> 267 CRICHTON >>$( 268 HORACE WALPOLE 269 CHATTERTON ...... 270 BROWNING k ** J 271 CARLYLE 272 GOETHE, OR PSYCHIC CONCHOLOGY . . . 273 WILLIAM BLAKE ...... 274 BOSWELL AND JOHNSON 275 DEFOE 276 GUSTAVB DOR 277 TOLSTOY 278 CERVANTES 279 CORNARO 280 BEETHOVEN 281 MOORE 282 HBRFORD 283 AUSTIN DOBSON 284 BOTTICELLI 285 CARLO DOLCE 286 BANGS ........ 287 A COMMENT ....... 288 BOOKS AND LOOKS 289 [16] Illustrations THE SOUL BETWEEN FAITH AND DOUBT Frontispiece "CAN WE LIVING EVER SOLVE? AFTER Is IT THEN Too LATE?" 22 THE BIRTH OP THE IDEA .... 33 THE RESURRECTION DAY .... 47 A MYSTERY IN LINES AND SPACES ... 52 THE EVER-OPEN DOOR 59 THE ECLIPSE OF THE SUN BY THE MOON . . 71 THE ENEMY SOWING TARES .... 85 THE DEEP-THINKING THE ENDURER . . 95 "LEAVE THE CYPRESS AND THE YEW" . . 114 "LET FAIR TOMBS STAND THE BUSY HIGHWAY NEAR" 115 LUNA 127 "WHO FLED THE WORLD THEIR SOULS TO SAVE" . 141 BOOKS ........ 155 FOLLY ENTHRONED ..... 171 THE DREAMING MOUNTAIN .... 181 THE ADVENT OF MAN 193 A CHINESE PICTURE ..... 205 THOSE DAYS 217 ENCHANTMENT ...... 231 POST-FUTURIST ARCHAEOLOGY, A.D. 3000 . . 245 IN PLUTO'S REALM 253 [17] DOUBT AND OTHER THINGS NOTA BENE' /T is not for me to pass judgment on Doubt or Doubters, that concerns Philosophers and Theologians; but as a painter I can at least give its portrait with some hope of success, after an intimacy of many years standing. Doubtless Erasmus Roterdamus could have done better, as shown in his "Praise of Folly" where he attends to Fools. But Doubters are not Fools; among them may be found many eminent persons, even Q Saint who by rights should be their patron St. Thomas. As to the utility of this portrait of Doubt I must quote the magazines: "It will serve to identify me." Those who can read the hearts of men May know what motive moves this pen, But he who holds the pen scarce knows From what dim source that motive flows. He sees in Nature's endless strife By gleams, the mystic wheel of Life; Again a ray as from above Shows him the flaming heart of Love, Then in the evergrowing gloom A single star above a tomb. A Gleam, a Ray, a Star, a Tomb, A Guess, a Faith, a Hope, a Doom. Man makes himself a Labyrinth, Which he then calls the life of man, And in its mixed, meandering ways He doubting and believing strays Most of his days. When he is right he fears he's wrong, And when he's wrong he thinks he's right ; He lights a candle calls it day, He blows it out and calls it night, And thinks he's right. Once Zion's altars streamed with blood Of victims slain his soul to save, He doubted now the olive grows Where he was once but Faith's blind slave Or blind Faith's slave. That is, the olive ought to grow Where Turk to Christian still can show The very birth-place and the grave Of him who came mankind to save, Lost Man to save. [23] Now in a Babel of wild creeds The theologic maggot breeds Where Man no more the offering slays But curses his brother as he prays, And even slays. By doubting that the world was flat He proved, it seems, the world is round, By doubting that the world stood still He proved that theory unsound It does go round. And now perceiving all things move He longs to know who gave the shove, Came it in hatred or in love? Had he a hand in this great shove? Who gave the shove? He sees all things forever move, Conditions change, with changing days, He hopes all things will end in Love, Yet wonders at Love's cruel ways A Love that slays. Time was when men the Doubter killed, In this they proved themselves unwise, Their aim should be to kill the Doubt, This they can do when they find out That Truth kills Doubt. [24] Abused Doubt that Finder-out, That Stripper-off of all disguise, That Purger of Man's muddy eyes, The thing that Bigots most despise, How hard it dies. But wait a bit Doubt does not die; It is essential as the eye, For 'tis the prism of the mind Making a spectrum where we find The lines of Truth better denned, To which we're blind. One while, a taper's feeble ray Lit the dark catacombs of Care, Now, candles numberless display A blinding light resembling day In which we pray; To some all temples cast a gloom : They seem a candle-lighted Tomb Where Truth lies dead; they need a ray Of purer light, to light the way Out into day. [25] Priests sometimes prate of Liberty. Beware 'tis for themselves, not Thee. Look at the lands where they most rule Then meekly yield to them the school, And you will very quickly see What use they make of Liberty. They'll give the youthful mind a twist That in the adult will persist, Making of man a pliant tool To aid their plan which is to rule. They're simply wild to rule the roast And when they can again will toast, See History. The Mind's a stuff that doth retain A form, an impress, or a stain That nothing can obliterate; A hall-mark on Youth's golden state That must remain. [26] When Theologians fall out And touzle sheaves of Truth about, They sometimes grains of Wisdom find But ever leave one grain behind That grain is Doubt. To offset which they possess Hope, Or they think so, with which to cope With Nature's great brutality, A Hope which is a varying faith In Immortality. Pure Justice such as men conceive, Or God permits them to believe, In Nature they nowhere perceive; This, Nature seems to be without, And so they doubt. But 'tis considered a great sin To doubt the faith you're brought up in; Yet all reformers must begin By committing this great sin If 'tis a sin? Savonarola saw expire And in humiliation dire Beheld his faith melt quite away Before another Bigot's fire On one dread day. Yet many thousands Death have sought Beneath the car of Juggernaut. And so we see a varying Faith Which makes us pause to estimate The worth of Faith. [27] That Faith's the strongest thing on earth It would be foolishness to doubt. The only thing is to find out Which Faith no other Faith can doubt Just find that out. And what are we to say of Hope? Cannot that Mighty Spirit cope With Doubt and Fear and deep Despair? And clear this labyrinthine air Of dark Despair. The world outside Man's little maze As wide as all creation is, Yet he pursues his narrow ways And separates God's ways from his God's plan from his. God's plan and his may be the same, They may be doing all they can, Man helping God God helping Man, This seems to be the latest plan, The final plan. So after this naught need be said. Beyond this we no further go, It may be, or may not be so, As yet we do not surely know Some say they know! [28] I have a bone to pick with Saints, Be they the fat or skinny kind, Who first their way to Heaven find And leave the most of us behind 'Tis most unkind. They take the reason by surprise With half -seen truths backed up by lies, So mingled and so well entrenched Are all these venerable lies That Doubt now tries. Take then that scientific side Where by degrees you gently glide From facts to unproved theories, Where one wanders more at ease The less one sees. [29] That things are as they are, we see; The reason why is not so clear, Nor is it comforting to know That they are so because they are so That does not cheer. What is the use of seeming odd? Claiming your mind cannot grasp God? When any preacher in the land Will glibly make you understand All about God. I often think 'tis strange to see How every man unwittingly, No matter how opposed his plan, Must do some good to every man; 'Tis a good plan. So should the spirit of Tom Payne Or Voltaire, visit earth again, That visit some would call a good, Or might, or could, or would, or should- I know I should. The same abuses are as rife As when they lived this earthly life, The need of caustic wit and pen Is felt as keenly now as then Both wit and pen. [30] Of course I often mention Plan Because it rhymes so well with Man, I make them rhyme, but not agree, And it's just that that bothers me They won't agree. The fact is no one knows the Truth; Goodness is lovely, Sin uncouth Yet see them sitting cheek by jowl, Sanctity and Sin most foul, Yes, cheek by jowl. Contrasts are needed, the Wise say, Night, to bring out the light of Day ; Even poor starving Poverty Gives birth to generous Charity, So the Wise say. All have a life some more, some less; Some live to curse, some live to bless, Some lives are full of happiness While some are but a sorry mess Of wretchedness. [31] Yet earth is fair with what has been, With what now is, with what's to come, With beauty every day renewed, With pleasure yet to be pursued, With hopes new won. Yes, beautiful beneath the sky, Its verdant plains, its mountains high, Ah ! Yes, its beauty none deny, But there's the shadow all must die, Yes, all must die. But set aside sad thoughts of Death, See the myriad stars at night, Is there not Hope, is there not Might In all that most stupendous sight? And great delight? [32] THE BIRTH OF THE IDEA There carping Doubt fades quite away, Man feels that all things must be right, That there at least his soul is free To wander through Infinity By its own might. Wandering through Infinity, What doth Man's ardent spirit find? Naught but the limits of his mind The confines of his little mind Doth he there find. Yet beareth he a germ divine: 'This universe may yet be mine/ Poor fool, he dreameth drunk with wine, Yet his bold dream hath something fine Almost divine. Such Vine* old Omar dreamed about As he went reeling in and out Through taverns theological, All ending in a Persian bout More logical. Old Omar lived so long ago He could not know what we now know. Nor solve as we the scheme divine, And so he solved his doubts in wine In real red wine. [34] Bugaboos Men filled the world with Bugaboos Until at last they now refuse To fear or trust in Bugaboos. Now millions of Atoms fill all space Till waves of aether these replace, Which some consider merely thought. So matter is reduced to naught; No matter, they'll begin again Reducing thought to ease or pain Or piously to Good and Evil, Thus saving that Bugaboo THE DEVIL. [35] All that we know of Deviltry Was equally well known of yore; So we but tread an ancient shore Where all the pebbles we behold Have been gone o'er. Things we thought dead or stowed away The curtained corner, turned down light, Now boldly flout the face of day, Resuming in fair Science* name Their ancient sway. Science enamored is of Light, For wandering in the darkest night Tracing the ultra-violet ray She only hopes to prove some day, There is no night; But, says the ruthless modern mind, 'What makes all things so devilish? Tell us the Truth; no more, no less; We're always put off with a guess, Always a guess.' The more we ponder on the question, The more we need a good digestion; Some swallow all and let it stay, That was the good old-fashioned way, That pious way ! 'Let good digestion wait on all' Remains, we fear, a pious wish In view of this enormous dish. What makes all things so devilish? Yes, devilish. [36] Madness Saints taking things so seriously Bring on the very Hell they dread, For every mad-house shows some one Who saved his soul, but lost his head. Nor is it safe to stop half way For Dante shows as clear as day That 'tis the hesitating Souls That in the end, the dearest pay. (March 2, 1915.) [37] We fear good folks must shut their eyes, Or never read or realize, How much the Saints all have to tell And how on it they love to dwell We speak of Hell. In these days it's kept out of sight, For fear it might annoy or fright, 'Tis so depressing in the night, In fact it's out of fashion quite But is this right? It was prepared with so much care In hopes of sending thousands there. Truly, 'twould make old Dante stare To find his Hell now almost bare So few go there. But do not let us overween, What has been may again be seen; Names change, but things remain the same; So we may see his Hell again With all its pain. Saints many different stories tell, But all agree upon a Hell, There all their varied stories blend, Their sinners all to Hell they send Admire the 'Blend.' [38] A Plan Someone devised a simple plan Imagining a God-like man, Who without church or without creed, Helps each according to his need. Not in Man's plentitude of power, In health, in wealth, in happiness, But in his dark despairing hour Of weakness and distress. This the predicament we're in Without Sin there is no strife, And without strife there is no life. From this conclusion to escape we try in vain, Nature a singularly even balance doth maintain, For the same nerves that give us pleasure Give us pain. [39] Mid all these schemes, some scheme must save, So many are the various ways, Some even think that problem plays Some sorts of sinners yet may save 'Tis a close shave. Doubtless I'll soon enough be told My tales of Saints and Hell are old, That things have undergone a change Much for the better yet 'tis strange, Yes, very strange, That I should find them all alive, That Saints on differences thrive, Questions not settled, not a bit, And all the Saints for fight most fit For fight yet fit. Just let a Saint tread on the hem Of some Saint in Jerusalem, Then watch the brotherly embrace And see the showers of Heavenly Grace Descend on them. Doubt doubts itself into belief, If only to get some relief From all these strange bedevilments Of scientific psychical developments. [40] Good men are born the wide world o'er, And have been since the days of Noah, 'Tis not their creed that makes them good, 'Tis in the breed or in the blood, Not neighborhood. Creeds are but guesses Saints have made At mysteries beyond their reach, Which they, before they've fairly grasped, Begin to teach. They've fed men on fair fallacies, Hope's rainbow hues and dazzling dyes, But never show the naked Truth's Crude nudities. Perhaps 'twould like Medusa's head Turn them to stone or strike them dead, So must be overlaid with lies To spare their eyes. [41] Those strictly following the track Of others, find when they get back They have no progress really made, It has been shadow following shade Quite retrograde. Better o'erleap the hedging walls Unmindful of your many falls, See for yourself what can be seen, Allowing none to stand between, Or the Truth screen. 'Truth- What is Truth?' I hear the reader cry, Truth changes from day to day and so do I, We're ever on the wing, could we but stay I might find out what Truth is some fine day. [42] [43] Doubt implies not Unbelief But rather seeks for that relief Which only certainty can give, Otherwise we're like the brutes Who only live. Doubt often sees that Policy Parades at times as Honesty, But never will consent to be Honest through mere Policy, That pious plea. Doubt helps select, helps to appoint, Even elect but not anoint, Doubt ever lacks creative will: The Doubter rests the Doubter still, And ever will. How cunningly the Doubter rails And tears to bits the pious tales Of Saints and Prophets, yet he fails To give us better pious tales, Or fairy tales. Doubt, like the Earth-disintegrating worm, Is not the working of a will infirm, But is the slow preparatory toil That makes Man's mind a more propitious soiL Doubt doubts not for the sake of doubt, It only seeks the Humbug out, Unmasks pretentious dangerous fools, Or the ambitious, or their tools As bad as fools. [44] Doubt finds no fault with efforts made To remedy Life's many wrongs, It only thinks with all earth's woes There should be fewer Victor's songs, Triumphant songs. The triumph still is with the Strong, Or cunning Greed still leads the way. Doubt only asks of those who pray Or preach, or teach, or talk so much, Why this delay? Brute Force gives but one knock-out blow, And all your fine-spun theories go. Think you by tying threads again You may that Gulliver retain, Bind or restrain? Truly we need another life To heal the Victims of this strife, They ask no crowns for victories won But compensation for wrongs done Under the sun. [45] Where lies the Truth? You must find out Or blindly cast aside all Doubt; But know that where there's mystery Its shadow Doubt you'll surely see. A better standpoint than that show Of knowing what you do not know, That shallow show. The Doubter is not made but born, So he doubts much if Gabriel's horn Will wake him on that last great morn Doubting the morn. [46] THE RESURRECTION DAY He thinks each morn may be his last, And that without the rousing blast Of Gabriel's awakening horn, Doubting the horn. He ought to fear that Gabriel Might mean for him a call to Hell, And would if he did not doubt Hell And Gabriel. Some think the Resurrection Day Is one wild scene of dire dismay. No 'tis as silent as the tomb. Enough the looks all bent on Thee To seal thy Doom. When in Truth's mirror Thou shalt look And see thine eyes gaze back at Thee, Will that not be thy Judgement Day? What need of other eyes to see? What canst Thou say? Man's heart first beats; he then takes breath; His heart beats on until his death. But he's not asked if he thinks meet That he should breathe, or his heart beat Nor about Death. [48] Not being consulted in the least How doth he differ from the beast? Treading a path he cannot see How can he say: 'My soul is free/ How can that be? Wills Man to live from the beginning And finds that living is but sinning? Or does he live in destined grooves To find by sinning he improves? What, Sin improve? Evil is that which is opposed To a great Law, or settled scheme, The working out of which would seem Constitutes Life. To peaceful Souls this makes life Hell. Weary of which they fain would dwell Without this everlasting strife, Unconscious both of Heaven and Hell- Almost of Life. This is Nirvana at its best Profound, almost unconscious, rest. And yet, and yet, 'tis sad to doubt, For when we see a growing light, A harbinger of better days, Cold Doubt absorbing all its rays, Turns it to night. [49] Hope says, 'I seem to see a light/ Faith says, 'That is the dawn of day/ Doubt says, Til wait, it is yet night/ Death says, * Tis left for me to say Which one is right/ [50] Thus I diverge on either hand. An I divided, cannot stand, Falling apart it forms a V Which I much fear resembles me. By turns attracted or put out, I sometimes marvel, sometimes flout. Proem When past and present both conspire To picture forth a future dire, This may the doubting mind relieve Doubt long enough and you'll believe. Believe all Good is from above, Believe all is ordained by Love. The voice of Doubt is never still While we have breath, Perhaps for this there was ordained That Rest called Death. [53] Why? Why in the name of common sense When we perforce are hurried hence Must we inevitably dwell Either in Heaven or in Hell, Is more than common sense can tell! On Earth, we live in both, 'tis seen, Not quite in Heaven, but between Those others, who contented dwell In what to us would seem a Hell ! But after why a scale so just That even one little speck of dust Will send a soul to Heaven or Hell, (Where it must permanently dwell) Is more than common sense can tell. [54] In Extremis Of all the fictions of the mind Men take to with avidity Is that salvation they can find, With lightning-like rapidity. Can oak with centuries of growth Be changed to weeping- willow? Can Man his years of sin revoke At once upon Death's pillow? [55] Truth No sooner doth Man make a guess Than all the actors change their dress, Till Truth remains the best guess made, Pro tern, in Life's great masquerade. And even this may be a guess, Or shifty actors' change of dress. All things men see, and ever saw, Seem governed by unchanging law. Then he is part of a machine? If not, 'tis clear all things but seem Governed by law. [56] The Old Question The man who reconciles the two Free-will, Predestination By all odds will turn out, we think, The smartest in creation. Yet both are true and must be so ; Ingenious preachers make them go. The universe is very wide, In time and space well may abide (No need that they be side by side) Nirvana and frenzied energy; And so these two be reconciled, Man's vaunted Will and Destiny. Yet spite this guess Doubt fails to see How Free-will can be Destiny? [57] What means this wide and ever open door? Through which mankind the high, the low, The rich, the poor, forever go, to weal or woe? Means it Defeat or means it Victory? Means it Joy or but more Misery? We only know our bodies are but dust, And go they must, back to infinity But where the Soul, and its fond hopes Of Immortality? [58] Logic Logic affords this simple plan To wind up the affairs of Man. Let God and Satan cease to fight, At once comes on eternal night, Where Life itself yields up its breath Lost in the great repose of Death. For with the torch of Life burned out Ended is both Faith and Doubt; And movement ends and all is dumb In silent equilibrium. And Logic Devil God and Man In chaos end, where they began. Here then behold a perfect plan To wind up the affairs of Man. [60] Death Death is a theme, Belonging to the scheme Of Life; And bids fair to be An unsolved mystery To all Eternity. Some moralists contend That Death is not the end, Only a change; If this be so, 'tis strange We do not crave the grave, But doubting go. Of one thing only sure: We hope but do not know. To Death we give the name of Change, 'Tis simply but a change of name, The awful fact remains the same, Which, sugar-coat it as you will, Always remains a bitter pill. We see in Nature periods of rest, And Death is one of them, Perhaps the best. [61] The Endless Fight Facing, the Gladiators stand On the arena's well-swept sand, Blind Faith and a dogmatic Pope 'Gainst Reason free and man's best hope, For though the Colosseum's gone We see the endless fight still on. [62] This Doubt is an Opti-pessimist, Who is quite willing to confess His is a jolly gruesomeness, Or a much chastened cheerfulness. Seeing the folly of extremes, Hopes of the absolute, but dreams Ever willing to take sides, He in amused perplexity abides. [63] The Devious Track When men found that their ancient Gods Were heroes deified, That God-like saints were merely men, That prophets sometimes lied, They wondered at the devious track They long had wandered in, Forever getting nearer God Along the paths of Sin. Mote: I fear this last line has a strangely familiar look. [64] The Early Bird Where is the child who has not heard The story of the Early Bird? But where is taught, in school or chapel, The story of the Worm and Apple? Surely we may this truth affirm: There always is an earlier Worm; So let the child lay this to heart: It all depends upon the start. The Apple must have started fair Without defect in any part, Yet presently the Worm is there Eating at its very heart. Did Bird and Adam eat the fruit? Leaving the worm a leafless brute? For notice, as you see him squirm, How naked seems the shameless Worm. [65] We then approve the early Bird, But when his song of thanks is heard Should it be counted as a sin To ask what sings the worm within? Is a child taught in any chapel The story of the Worm and Apple? [66] Anno Domini 1914 Some busybodies stir up things when level, Or pull down things they think have grown too high ; For every Angel, promptly find a Devil And dig a Hell beneath the fairest sky They're very spry. But Doubt begins by doubting of the Devil And naturally of Angels in the sky Fills up the Hells till they again are level And proves it also can be very spry, How hard both try. Yet spite of all this preaching and this pounding And centuries of hoarded wit and lore, The Angels still the praise of Peace are harping While from the Hells we hear the Devils roar The praise of War. [67] Moralizing Observe, and you will soon discern More are inclined to teach than learn, And hear the priceless gift of Speech Monopolized by those who Preach. How prone men are to moralize On everything that meets their eyes. I will not quote the sparks that fly Upwards, but note this tendency, That not a stone within their reach But holds a sermon, so they preach. They see the cats' relentless claws Are deftly hid in velvet paws; The frugal ants' great industry, Shiftless cicalas' minstrelsy, They do compare, and make us stare At doings in natural history. Like Adam, the world before them lies Wherein to prose and moralize. But then so obvious grows this crop I scorn to reap Shame bids me stop. [69] The Eclipse Lovers, they say, still vow and sigh Neath thy bright rays, O huntress of the sky ! Though Science ignores Mythology Yet fancy sees Thee patiently Counting thy month-long nights and days, Keeping thine orbit's strict integrity. What hopest Thou? Some cosmic crash That shattering our old world to bits, May end thy task's monotony And from Earth's bondage set Thee free? [70] A Text This text that long has seemed most fit, We think needs brushing up a bit. The Lord, they say, is good to all, He even notes the sparrow's fall. Does he prevent it? not at all, Save in a very general way. What is this general way about When sparrows from their nests fall out? Providing cats from day to day With fallen sparrows we should say. Were sparrows notified in time They would not fall but cats can climb, And curtail genealogic lines To which the sparrow much inclines. Compared with sparrows cats are few Yet for the sparrow seem to do, Cats would be badly off indeed If sparrows only took more heed. [72] But building nests unscientific Well may the sparrow prove prolific, Always in Nature something's to blame; In Human Nature 'tis the same. Now may we ask what they are at? The Lord, the sparrow, and the cat? Or ask in a more general way The nature of this game they play? [73] The Missionary 'Touch not the Faith thou dost not know/ So Shakespeare sings, if this be so How dare the Missionary mild Wreck the faith of any child? He can but teach what he was taught, Perhaps a creed with error fraught, Learned when a little child at home, Geneva's creed, or that of Rome, [74] In Dogmatists we never find Those tangled workings of the mind; There all is crisp and well defined. To such let us resign the skein. They'll straighten out the string again, Untie the knots and make all plain. ,,,.*trh>vx sc A Foreword In my Crusoe isolation Many things I save in verse Which I might in conversation Wise, or otherwise, disperse. / am absolutely ignorant of the Art of versification. I don't know the difference between an 'Anajxest' and a 'Spondee.' I cherish this ignorance (which a reference to an unabridged would dispeil] for the Purpose of trying what a man with some traces of literary, Poetic, and critical faculties could do, were the expression of his thoughts confined to verse alone. Besides Bubbles often keep afloat Things that otherwise would sink, So words by one not very wise May cause far wiser men to think. In other words a house I build That will require much greater wit, In patching up, or pulling down, Than was employed in building it. [99] Evidently Under Influence Some aim to make the frightened reader's flesh creep And some to make that gentle being's eyes weep, But I casting aside such worn out wiles, Aim only to provoke that curious creature's smiles. Quite true it is that I ought not to roam In fields where others are much more at home ; But nothing daunted I keep on my fool-track Where Angels (timid things) are seen to draw back. Surely, strange influences must be at work Urging me on to work I ought to shirk; Truly miraculous must be that strange thing, Which makes one born poetically dumb, sing. [100] Some Jokes Some things I write not out of spite But merely from a sense of fun, And there I make a great mistake And wish I never had begun; For few there are, I've found thus far, Who like a joke at their expense; But this is wisdom that we learn Solely through experience. Jokes must be heard before they're seen. Yet how absurd they lurk between Serious lines, and then are seen, As one may say before they're heard And only after hailed with laughter. Time sweeps away like chaff the laugh, But it returns and gives again Its joy or its spasmodic pain; I mean the joke that's like a poke The ribs between; although not seen The pain is keen and leaves us sore, To such we never cry 'Encore!' [101] Optics Our eyes like wrinkled panes of glass See all things crooked as they pass, Reason, the Optician, tries To straighten our defective eyes. I think it can be proved with ease That man all things through glasses sees, Tinged by the rainbow's varied hues From orange-red to purple-blues. Old-fashioned spectacles, we find, Best suit the philosophic mind; While Sages, specks of pale sage-green For introspective use are seen. Astronomers through telescopes, Microscopists through microscopes, Observe the distant and the near, The latter finding much that's queer. Soldiers through red the carnage view, Their leaders cool through Prussian-blue; Yet these same leaders, when off duty, Warmly review the passing beauty. See how with purple glows the glass As the long line of prelates pass, Each hopes for a more crimson glow, The line is long and Death seems slow. [102] All know how rosy is the morn Seen through the hunter's early horn, Of course I mean his early glass, That's a poor joke, but let it pass. It is the lover and his lass Who first see life through the same glass But grey-beard Time to their surprise Soon changes both the glass and eyes. But chiefly the Kaleidoscope, Fit emblem of fallacious Hope, Remains the best of all man's toys, The first he joys in, last enjoys. But why should we the list extend? These aids to sight will never end Till Death, the Glazier, comes along Glazing our eyes and ends our song. [103] Adam Some temptations are immense; We cannot all say 'Get thee hence.' But more especially just when Resistance seems to common men Almost like flying in the face Of a kindly providence. What! left alone with but one woman, She so charming he so human, Both without experience Wandering in fond dalliance Where the sunlight softly dapples The couch-like grass mid gleaming apples; Add to which no fear of Hell Of course poor Adam promptly fell. [104] Equality Men are born equal at least they say so, Then in God's name why don't they stay so? Make men equal, if you please. Set a Newton shelling pease, Set Edison a-popping corn; So botch a spoon and spoil a horn. We now say: at all expense Cultivate your common sense. Common surely it should be, Yet is the rarest thing we see. For with the cart before the horse Into the ditch we go, of course. [105] The Temple Door Rising from my troubled sleep, Weary of counting the passing hours, I stand and gaze on sleeping Rome And count her centuries of power; Pondering on the solemn sight So dim I scarcely can decide If Janus* ancient temple door Stands but ajar or open wide; Or if old Mars, dread God of War, Beholds again with grim delight Rising and spreading as of yore The crimson desolating tide, Alas! I fear the temple door Stands not ajar but open wide. (February 15, 1915.) [106] Absurd Pope, Kaiser, Czar, and Emperor, Opposing powers alike all pray To one God for the Victory. Each never doubting in the end To him God will the Victory send. How can they think without a shock That God can be a weather-cock And turn to each the Victory? Nevertheless they go on praying, Industriously each other slaying, Never doubting in the end God will to each the Victory send. [107] A Song I seem forever hearing A soul that sings alone, Or is it only sighing, It has so sad a tone? Yet ever in the twilight, When sounds are hushed and low, It seems forever saying: 'My song Thou soon shalt know/ Is it a traveller weary Singing to cheer his way? His journey nearly ended As ended is the day? Dear Soul, canst find no other song To cheer me on my way? [108] Marsyas Poor Marsyas, scorned by great Apollo Because the landscape did not follow The gentle pipings of his flute, Remained not mute. From shady dell or rocky waste His humble little friends all haste Drawn by his spell; To them his music seemed more real Than the Olympian's ideal Nearer the heart. And so he ever pipes apart, Nor will he Apollo's motto take 'Art for Art's sake.' [109] Poetry Of all the vainest things on earth, The most deprived of wholesome mirth, It strikes me 'Poetry' is the worst, Yet some must write it lest they burst. You do not say what you intend, You do not go straight to your end, But go about and spend your time In seeking what words best will rhyme. 'Tis plain as on the face the nose That you had better write in prose. [110] Rhyme The power of Rhyme, like that of Time, Must cause the loftiest Bards to bow, And make them use time after time The silly rhymes I'm using now. So should the wind but bow a bough That bough for sake of rhyme must sough, Or should the wild wind prove unkind Some solitary leaf 'twill find And tear it from the soughing bough Thus making its brief life more brief And like this ending a relief. [Ill] Nineteen Fifteen Could Science make Faith scientific, Thus a Religion 'a la mode/ We'd find that such a creed eclectic Would need the broadest kind of road. For now the ancient roads seem narrow, The Star of Bethlehem grown dim, Angelic greetings far too hopeful, Unverified their lovely hymn. Instead with glad hymn megaphonic We greet a new electric Star, And as we fondly gaze upon it Hope we have seen the end of War. Now 'Peace on Earth* men hear again, Again the nations see delighted That Peace, a dove like Aeroplane But fully armed has just alighted. (Written at Capri, November 24, 1915, and, alas! still true in 1920.) [112] The Symbol If the Old Testament is true, This earth was made but for the Jew, Or for Jews whose views are broader Just Philistines enough to plunder. The rest may take for all they care Both Heaven and Hell, the World's their share ; Nor do they care to spread their creed, Well knowing the insatiate greed Of men for gold makes one vast Creed Where all join hands and gaily laugh As they go round the Golden Calf. For Jews and Gentiles now adore The Golden Calf just as before. [113] r\ucl soleii-irx musicinake^Tiinecl l lf\e Of ll^ose Xof\p c/o lo in.ou.nx *!' ddiuj? ualuvixei so ,i\oi\e STANJB THE 'BUSY HIGHWAY UR.<,NC cn OF THE 'PASS INC, TIELI> , THE AMt> Alt A^feouT THE So^MI> oT LITE'S V/HEN WE r*>r\ THE PYR,E THEIR. WHITE V/E wilL LIBATIONS TO UK. i To CHEEPyTHEAN AS OT YoANr> I>X^S WlTH 5PlKJ T S YEAT^Nl ovP^ JOYS To SHATV? , So IT IS BEST To 5AT>1>EN OT CLADDEN THElR. Lot^c KACETwL "RgST. CHEET\. TAKE The Letter I A word that needs but little spelling Stands for an imp in all minds dwelling, Or rather that selfish, tiresome elf Heard when a man talks of himself. In print 'tis often turned to We, A thin disguise through which we see, As clearly as in milk the fly, He longs to use the letter I. [116] The Sonnet To one idea cling like death Scarcely stopping to take breath; Touch lightly on Mythology Avoid like H. Theology And plethoric Redundancy. Then climb that peak in Darien, And with Balboa and his men Gaze, not silently, around. Remember Sonnets are all sound Save in that slight expectant hush That follows your last fantastic rush, When if you've kept your mind upon it Your fourteenth line achieves The Sonnet. [117] A Sigh Now come the dreamy days of Age When pleasures past as in a haze Seem magnified; And present skies however fair Seem overcast; Or if with sunset's hues made bright, Serve as the prelude to the night The dreamless Night. [118] The Weeping Willow Look gently on this old-fashioned tree Where dew has often been replaced by tears For in the drooping of its pendant leaves The tender color of undying Hope appears. [119] To a Youth This Truth no poet yet hath told, A Truth I now confide to Thee, That Time is ever Young, not Old, As fresh as Venus from the sea; Ever leading by the hand Priceless Opportunity. Make her your bride or you'll regret, And yet, and yet, and yet, and yet, It's only now that I regret. [120] A Dinner Declined It is so neat 'All is illusion/ Shall I turn this to confusion By advocating things are real? Such as my years that Time doth steal. Do pangs nephritic nothing seem To those who suffer or a dream? Age may have Honor, not Immunity. So while I worship the Ideal I must regard my pangs as Real, And give up many pleasant things; Strange! how my heart with youth still sings. [121] Verdun An utter disregard of reason Filled the trenches of Verdun; Science is both good and evil, Neighbors the hospital and gun, As sharper grows Minerva's lance So greater grows the power of chance. Of all the wasteful remedies War is probably the worst, And yet man turns to it the first; Strange cure in which the doctor kills His patient to remove his ills. We see the mills of God grind slow, Effect from cause of course should flow, But from between the stones how know, Why grind at all, or grind so slow? If the foregoing be a lie Pray cast about what meets the eye? Alas ! But for its melancholy A smile should greet such frightful folly. [122] Up to Date There is a power that shapes our ends Rough-hew them as we may, And roughly speaking that is what We see takes place today. For in mysterious ways it moves And wonders it performs In wars and famines, pestilence, And devastating storms. And that is why all people say It moves in a mysterious way. Napoleon was a providence So it is held today; For Freedom's bird to George the Third A debt we owe today. Through Bismarcks, Kaisers, Emperors, Great Frederick led the way, Up to the glorious Victories That are taking place today. So have no fear all must be right Where Kings and Providence unite, No matter on which side you fight Though the Devil is to pay. [123] Packed Down I make a poem I think fine, Each stanza like long hoarded wine Flowing smooth, mellifluous, Which then I fittingly enshrine In border quaint of twisted wine A task perhaps superfluous. But never felt I so 'packed down* As when a youth from London Town, A writer famed and witty, Passed on my decorated verse A judgement I think rather terse 'The border's very pretty/ [124] Quotations Do what you will, three fingers still You must employ in writing, These fingers are With Grace and Power In various ways uniting ; Also the Head leave not apart, But if from the Heart you wander Right from the start, with all your Art, Your pen and ink you squander. Dear me, today how rhyme will stray! How far on its tide I've floated! For what I really meant to say Was write what will be quoted. (December 17, 1915. Capri.) [125] The Hermit 'Gentle Hermit, dost thou dwell Contented in thy little cell?' 'Aye, Pilgrim, once I followed long A Siren, listening to her song, Yet never could I reach her side, And now contented I abide/ 'But tell me, Pilgrim, why dost roam So far from kindred, far from home?' 'Hermit, I see beyond yon sky That cloudless lands forever lie; The road is long and short the day So I must hasten on my way.' 'Stay, Pilgrim, stay, 'tis almost night.' 'Nay, Hermit, nay beyond 'tis bright.' Do Sirens' songs but lead astray? The Hermit's cell prove but his tomb? Did the Pilgrim find the light Or was he lost in the night's gloom? Are those bright lands beyond the sky But dreams and not reality? Can Pilgrim tell can Hermit say, That only Sirens lead astray? [126] Luna Lone gazer on Earth's dreaming night, Not always with unmixed delight We gaze on Thee, for thy pale rays Too often bring sad memories Of things forever gone and happier days. [127] M.D.'s and D.D.'s Doctors, in hunting a disease, Think they have killed or maimed it When truth to tell they've merely found An old one and renamed it. So doctors of Divinity Will go on to infinity Trying to cure our moral ills Not with real bread, but with bread-pills. They may be right but I feel sure That Life for us is a long cure Of an inherited disease, And doubt if Dr. Death gives ease. [128] To William Graham Now V. is very well informed And not averse to show it. Seek not to tell him something new He's sure to say 'I know it/ V. met one day his old friend G. And gave that opportunity For which G. long had waited, By saying 'Well, that's new to me.' 'Thank God/ was the simple repartee, And G. went off elated. This friend whose name's unknown to Fame, (Who seems disposed to hide it) Will have, if we but wait, his day. Then V. will say 'I knew it.' [129] Parody Vile Parody's a parasite, A fungus growth, a dreaded blight That oft the noblest poem spoils. For Parody picks out the best And in it makes an 'ill bird's nest.' This harpy of the clever mind Receives much praise but leaves behind An odor faint as of a tomb, Where lie fair flowers robbed of their bloom, Or sense of something lovely slain That never more will live again. [130] The Victors In Life's triumphant chariot ride The strong, and proudly wave aside All sorrow, pain, and grief; Who breathing in the joy of life Cannot conceive that for the strife One life is far too brief. But clad like glorious kings of old In royal purple and in gold, Heed not that pallid slave, That somber slave who mocks their pride, Forever whispering at their side, 'Thou goest to thy grave.' [131] Revery Old ! Yes, but not in revery ; Young, poor, and gloriously free Today again I sketching go In thy fair land, Boccaccio. See where my model waits for me Under that ancient olive tree; No classic nymph or dryad she, But a real girl in Tuscany. Yet something classic lingers there, For Zephyrus toys with her hair, And in her softly shaded eyes Amor slyly lurking lies. 'Cara, the sun is getting low, One kiss more and I must go; But where is that bright-eyed little fellow Who carries my box and my "ombrello"? "Peccato" that reveries must close.' 'Quando torni?' 'God only knows/ A sketch, and low! a revery; A sweet girl waits beneath a tree Forever in sunny Tuscany; At least in an old man's memory. [132] The Land of Song Italy is 'The Land of Song.' The question is, good Lord, how long Can one this lasting rumpus stand Before he quits this lovely land? Donkeys begin it in the spring, And urged by Love uproarious sing; The natives then take up the tale, And working or idle never fail To fill the air both day and night With sounds that harrow and afright. The loud piano's pounding note Organic tunes ground out by rote The beggar's passionate appeal Midnight roisterers as they reel The lover's agonizing yell Suggest the usefulness of Hell. Add to which they never scorn To ply the tiresome auto's horn. Such sounds kept up the live-long year So tire the much abused ear, That one begins at length to long To quit this lovely 'Land of Song.' [133] Why Explain? This picture I need not explain, In Art the last cry makes this plain 'Ideas are useless, Subjects vain/ If good design and vital line But strike the eye and satisfy In modern stuff it is enough. Then why on earth should I explain? Take out the 'if and good design, Also omit the vital line, But shock, amaze, and strike the eye : You'll satisfy the 'Modern Cry/ [134] A Fearful Thought How silent Time steals on apace And with his blurring finger doth efface Our little footsteps, leaving not a trace, Even when stamped on monumental brass Teaching the old lesson 'All must pass.* And yet 'tis said our careless words Live on when we are gone; mere breath Defying that dread change called Death. Oh! fearful thought, shall we again Hear our own words? Perchance condemned By our own breath, and learn our doom In hollow whispers from the Tomb? [135] Alfaru Named by his parents Elihu, One Vedder built in Zanadu Or thereabouts, or did decree A spelling-dome (not spelling-bee) Or home for his new Alphabet Which with its cryptic letters set In-Com-pre-hen-si-ble to Man, Its fated course too quickly ran Down to dark Omega's Sea. This scheme called Alfaru looked fine And indeed 'twas grand to see, How each Sound had its proper Sign, How each Sign did with Sound agree. Now what occurred this scheme to balk? It made you spell just as you talk, Or made you talk just as you spell* In either case not very well, And so 'twas promptly sent to Hell. [136] Spelling When by spelling sore beset (My usual quandary) I seek at once without delay My Webster's Dictionary. High would my Muse delighted soar On pinions light and airy, But what it knows its safety lies In Webster's Dictionary. Saddled with which my Pegasus Plods on with footsteps wary. How can the poor thing sing and soar Under a Dictionary? [137] To an Old Man For thee thy race is run; All has been said or done, Thou hast the Victor's crown, Or thou hast none. Or stand forgotten, Thy wreath no longer green; Or crowned, thy crown As yet unseen. Better so, than seen by flashes Clothed in sackcloth and in ashes. [138] Bitter-Sweet Nature for her sweetest dish Prepares a bitter sauce, For what appears a present gain Turns out a future loss, As when the toiler once set free Turns out to be a Boss. Here an old maxim comes in neat 'Accept the Bitter with the Sweet/ Did not Doubt ask 'Is this a Law? Or is it but an ancient Saw?' No ancient Saw man's daily meat By a stern Law is Bitter-Sweet. [139] Hermits Hermits we know as mild old men Sitting by caves or purling brooks, Engaged in prayer or telling beads, Observing skulls or reading books. Their food, they say, is brought each day To them by ravens or pious rooks. We're never told of all those others Who fled the world their souls to save, Those poor wandering half-crazed brothers Who found in the desert but a grave. 'Tis always the blessed ones who saw The Heavens opening to their eyes And Angels bright, with crowns and songs Welcoming them to paradise. [140] Classification Now Critics all things classify And put a stamp on goods and brains, And going o'er a man's remains Either approve or crucify; And are much vexed in finding some They cannot put their stamp upon. This one they find a mighty thinker, This a mere literary tinker, This seeming saint a fearful sinner, This volume thick ought to be thinner, This one was born before his time, This one too late to start the climb. In fact their 'forte' is finding fault Chiefly in men we most exalt. [142] Technique A KICK Technique teaches Words should flow In ancient channels, cold as snow, Where frozen lines are born along Deprived of all that made them song; Then laid in Technique's narrow grave To moulder in oblivion. If these thy lessons, fair Technique, Some other mistress must I seek. [143] The Three Knights Three glorious Knights came riding by, The very pink of chivalry. 'Had/ the regretful, slow of pace, 'Have/ ever questioning 'Will-Have's* face, And 'Will-Have/ of the hopeful eye, All valiant Knights and famed. 'Had* once possessed the fair domains Where 'Have* precariously reigns; While 'Will-Have* gazes at the sky, Where his possessions mostly lie. Yes they are aptly named. [144] Wistful Shade, was Thou just saying We were lovers long ago? Dost Thou think I can remember? It may possibly be so. Didst Thou say 'twas long ago? True I mind me of eyes gleaming As we see them when we're dreaming; Yes, and hair dark as night And hasty footsteps light And whispered greetings low, And fond arms about me clinging While a moon was somewhere shining And a nightingale was singing, In a garden long ago, Ah yes ! I now remember, In Florence long ago. [145] A Birthday Gift Gentle Maid, be not afraid Your secret I'll disclose, From friends a waggon-load of flowers ; From you, a single rose. A single rose as white as snow, Yet in this breast why such a glow? Aged Seventy-Four A happy change Kind friends have wrought And made that extra four seem naught. Let them respect the seven; To take that off should they succeed I'd be reduced to naught indeed Unfit for earth or heaven. Better by far that they should see A frisky youth of seventy Signing himself sincerely [146] A Precept 'Eat, drink, and be merry* Seems a jolly good rule When used with discretion But not like a fool. As a sound moral precept It makes a poor show, Yet most of us use it (But we do not say so). If you're going to glory Why be sad on the way? If you doubt getting there Then brace up and get gay. So with modifications I think we should try To use it a little, 'For tomorrow we die.' In other words, We either live forever Or through space our soul we scatter. In one case there's no hurry, In the other case no matter. [147] Heredity A curious twist our mind oft takes Which may account for our mistakes, Our sluggishness or too great haste, Our lack of judgment or of taste. Faults of our forefathers innate, Defects of very ancient date, Harking to days before our birth, And now the cause of blame and mirth. [148] The Prodigal 'After a youth of dissipation Attend in age to your salvation. What matters a bit of youthful sin? Return, you may be taken in.' 'Tis well the Prodigal should roam And well that sons should stay at home; They learn to care for fatted calves And with the Prodigal go halves, While he, just when he should return To eat the food he did not earn. Now in this story we should see Not the gross partiality But, from strict Justice quite apart, The higher Justice of the Heart. [149] Fame Fame is the fleeting breath of men, Themselves as fleeting as their breath Motes on the edge of Life's great wheel Ever revolving down to Death. How hard they strive, each little mote, To leave some word that men may quote. If they succeed 'tis heard a day ; Then quoted and quoter pass away. But not so fast for it is plain Eternal Striving doth remain And may be found when all is done, The very essence of the fun. (May, 1920.) [150] Superstition How Superstition still holds sway Is shown in Stratford every day Where certain doggerel-guarded stones Hold undisturbed the poet's bones. Indeed we think 'twill be the worse For that sacrilegious wight Who dares face that rustic curse And bring great Shakespeare's skull to light, And show what once was packed with wit Lying dull and void of it. All long to see but stop at that. Bold must he be, who bells that cat. (June, 1920.) [151] In Old Books Thoughts sincere lie buried here covered with dust, And must like dust all disappear; Could they in tenuous threads span the abyss of Time And call up an answering echo in some heart As yet unborn 'twould be sublime. Some page you'll find so thumb-marked, dirty, soiled, You'd think the book containing it quite spoiled, Until you come across some verse thereon When suddenly behold! the squalor's gone. As firefly grovelling on the dingy ground That bright thought shining in the dirt is found. [152] The Bookworm One is appalled At volumes stalled in libraries, Where the bookworm works at ease On Lover's vows, and sighs and tears, Turning all to dust in a few years. One is amazed At things well phrased, lying unacted In volumes of forgotten plays; And astonished That people so well admonished By endless sermons, should still sin; Sermons dusty without and dry within. One must be mad To think that writings sad Can please yet I don't know, Remembering Poe. One must be chary In judging things unliterary, Nor think works too gay or at their ease Cannot become 'the go' and please. Meanwhile the moving finger writes, Then disappears, Together with the writing, the writer, And all his hopes and fears. [153] Books 'Gainst Books, Time tries his tooth in vain, The pen exploits the busy brain, And Books in spite of Time and Chance Like Cadmus' famous teeth enhance, Or fabled Phoenix rise again Till fearful in the eyes of men Becomes the peril of the 'Pen.' [154] Dreams In dreams we never dream we're old, The dreams of age again unfold Visions of youth we're never old. With dainty Ariel we'll go When set free by Prospero 'After summer merrily.' In a new world, under a sky Seen only by the poet's eye, For strange things and stranger still Did we but know it wait on will; Nothing's impossible to man, Therefore quit speckled Caliban And no longer moaning dwell Under Prospero's stern spell. [156] The Beard Many a man has grown a beard Snow white as pure unprinted pages On which the printing-press of Time Makes no impression as he ages. The monkish hood makes not the Monk Nor can advancing age make Sages, Snow covers the volcanic peaks While just below the fire still rages. At this Saint Peter nods his head. 'Among the called the cool are chosen, The make up of a Saint,' he said, 'Is but a Sinner nearly frozen.' [157] The Eagle The eagle seeks the highest peaks, Would he from thence the world survey? Not in the least he's but a beast That hunger-driven seeks his prey. But do we know if this be so? For something more he surely feels As circling high against the sky Slowly the earth beneath him reels. It hath been said that Nature seems Quite blind to her own majesty, That human eyes alone enjoy Her beauty and sublimity. May not the eagle's keener eye Share with man this ecstasy? [158] His Vocation A Hermit stood at Heaven's gate, He entered not but hesitated: 'This slothful scene of constant praise Is what I never contemplated!* Fight has been my food and drink, Fighting Devils, and my delight Is hounding them to Hell's hot brink Where howling they plunge out of sight. Lost in this press of Saints I'd be Sadly missing my vocation, How, or with whom, put up a fight Without a scrap of provocation? Soft has become my flinty bed, Sweet, my austere solitude ; Unregretted pleasures fled, Unshared, my great beatitude. Back to my Devils and their din, One prayer I will sincerely raise Lord! forgive my only sin: 1 cannot sing eternal praise. (Rome, May 23, 1920.) [159] Smithereens As I review life page by page, I've found in age not in my teens Things have been smashed to smithereens. My thirst for rest and restful ease, It seems I never can appease. The domes Fve reared with that intent Have all to smithereens been sent, Till now in age I seem to lean On fragments of smashed smithereens. Thank God! one dome remains intact, That of Friendship, which in fact In spite of age yet brightly gleams Mid fragments of smashed smithereens. [160] Two Fair Philosophies There are two fair Philosophies, The one, too cheerful is and jolly; The other bears with her a skull And is inclined to melancholy; The first frequents the flowery meads And there continuously romps, The second, the sad church-yard needs For she enjoys funereal pomps. In fact she mourns enough for two Her own, and someone else's sin, While number one, so full of fun, Wears one long optimistic grin. Could I but find the two combined, The first with optimistic grin off, The second somewhat more inclined To leave her pessimistic air off, The fair result I'd gladly wed And take her to my board and bed. [161] The Bended Bow We hear the ring of the bended bow, When the arrow sharp hath fled, Only after do we know, How some stricken creature bled. Often rings the careless laughter When some cruel word hath sped, And we only know long after How some tender heart hath bled. [162] Words Our words indeed may greatly vary With a rich vocabulary, But some essential are as breath, Such Life, and Birth, and Love, and Death. With these four strings on which we play Begins and ends our short-lived lay. [163] The Absent Cure *I leave the harbor far astern, And face the open sea, And yet I can but sadly turn And fondly think of Thee.' Thus did the Lover sob and sigh And think his life was blasted; Lord knows that life was sweet enough While that flirtation lasted. He calls his Love a distant star, And cold but much I fear That others find her warm enough, I mean those others near. Now let him go to gay 'Paree* And cease on her to think, And if he's wise economise His paper, pen, and ink. [164] Intensity I'm lacking in Intensity, Death to obtain a single kiss May be excruciating bliss And doubtless is in poetry, But were it left for me to say, Rather than Death Satiety. For when the kissing's once begun Do we see lovers stop at one? Real lovers have more common sense, And, considering the price, Although one kiss is very nice They leave that one to the 'Intense.' [165] Songs of Indigestion If this life is made up of complications, The next one must be passed in explanations; Perhaps Death cuts for us the Gordian Knot And turns 'what might be* into 'what is not/ This life is but a kind of troubled bliss, Mixed with a somewhat mitigated pain; Our happiest times are naught but pleasant dreams, And even these we cannot dream again. A pretty scheme indeed a pretty business Not filled with ought-to-be-ness, But downright is-ness. Nothing obtained without a strenuous fight, Where many may be wrong to make one right. [166] The Nude Art, to puritanic minds Is, as it were, the entering wedge, Or the first glass, or the first step Leading to the broken pledge. They somewhat doubt this tendency (In a clothed age) towards Nudity. All would be well were we but sure That Art could keep the Nude quite pure; But there's the rub, for who can say So much depends upon the way? 'To the pure all things are pure/ Again the rub, we're not quite sure. [167] Two Pictures of Snow We felt it in the air, and lo! 'twas there; And childish faces turn from the ruddy glow And gaze into the speckled darkness of the night At the white multitude hurrying softly down, Covering all below with soft silent snow. And then their rest they take and dream of morn, When they shall wake to the marvel of that sight- A fair new world, clad in spotless white. How sick I get of snow each year, But it costs dear. When I am home again And snow turns to rain and by frost is set, Or begins to melt how sick I get Of snow, and the constant mackintosh And the lost galosh forever lost In slushy, influenza-breeding snow. [168] Mother Shipton's still alive And by her guesses seems to thrive, By her guesses right or wrong Mother Shipton gets along. Men guesses right hail with delight, But guesses wrong forget outright; Truth is the guess, the best guess guessed But fails to guess which guess is best. Her prophecy 'God and Satan, Man between Was and is and will be seen, And of this truth we may be sure While Man's alive and worlds endure. And wars will see, and misery, And famine, pest, and poverty.' Here Mother Shipton ends her song. If she be right she can't be wrong. Folly Enthroned Once in superb Byzantium There wandered a demented maid, On rude pandian pipes she played Her only speech for she was dumb. Such in the east they hold inspired, So when she mounts the Sultan's throne And wildly plays or makes her moan, Into the omen they inquired. They found no greater prophecy Or better emblem can be shown Of a nation's quick decay Than Folly seated on a throne. [170] FOLLY ENTHRONED A Protest I know that good things can be turned from their uses Into fearful abuses, as well as the rest, But between prohibitions and people with missions I hope Moderation will turn out the best. I know that our ancestors fought for their freedom, But I cannot believe that our backbone is such That it bends to the sway of a pack of reformers Who themselves cannot tell 'just enough* from 'too much/ [172] Beer and Belly No doubt that good beer was designed for the belly, No doubt that the belly enjoys the good beer, As it does the welsh-rabbit when found hot and handy Add to these the good friend with his smile and his tear. No doubt that some saints while disliking this picture Will promise instead lovely robes white as snow, And places on pinnacles lofty ascending, But I prefer standing by these good things below. 'Dear me/ cries the saint, 'how you cling to your body! But what will you do when from hence you must go?' Why, I'll hunt up old friends and grow a new belly, But I doubt if much better than the one left below. [173] John Beats Thomas One thing in Nature another eats, And by another thing is eaten: In Grammer it is John who beats And Thomas who is always beaten. In this see that 'Mysterious way' About which we must nothing say Or reason, lest we be accused Of what is called Impiety. But we may say that Crammer's way Shows a strange partiality Unknown to Nature who we see Beats John and Thomas equally. So when we learn that fire will burn From fire we try to keep away, Also from that 'Mysterious way* Which shows no such partiality. Can such discordant notes unite And form an unheard harmony? Which only gifted ears can hear Vibrations of the 'Mystery.' [174] Quaint Questions Philosophers of lofty brow Seem very anxious for to know From whence we come and where we go- Before they know what we are now. If they find Men are now but Fools According to great Nature's rules Most surely fools they must become, At least this can be said of some. Do wild-cats ever change their habits And become as mild as rabbits? Lengthen their ears and drop their claws Following Nature's unknown laws? Curates are mild, are Bishops so? Yet Bishops out of Curates grow. Doth Nature show us here two rules, One for the Wise and one for Fools? We oft see Fools of lofty brow, We ask not how they come and go, We only know we have them now, Some things we guess at Fools we know. [175] The Praying Mantis Does the Mantis really pray? Her hands uplifted to the sky, Or is it her little comedy, We know she really means to slay. Believing in this pious show Her lovers fond around her crowd, But she omitting heads and legs, Becomes for them a bright green shroud. Where, in her body fair, they lie Forming a happy family Which self-supporting as you see Seems the reward of piety. So trust not Nature when she's bland, Not always under gloomy skies, Oft where bright sunshine floods the land The earthquake's densest danger lies. Note: The Mantis, it is said, after a short period of dalliance, devours all her lovers, wisely omitting heads and legs as indigestible, see Natural History. We know she eats them one by one. Is it from hunger or in fun? [176] Naughty Spirits While waiting on the gloomy shore For old Charon and his skiff, I noticed many spirits swore With a But, or with an If 'Damn it, but I didn't think; Damn it, if I'd only thought; I wish his damned old boat would sink* Or, 'If an obolus I'd brought.' So these light wights in debt get in The heavier for this added sin. While Charon toting them across Muttered sadly 'Profit and loss.' [177] ** The flowery bells of breezy Spring Set Lover's hearts and voices ringing, 'Tis but the lusty voice of May, Singing while she is sowing, That sets these pretty things agoing. Lovesickness mostly soon is cured, At least its pains can be endured, They are the growing pains of Spring And not at all a serious thing. 'Twas ever thus in spring. Among the good there's someone bad, Among the jolly someone sad, So in the spring while all things sing One sadly goes a-sorrowing. And so it was with this poor Faun, Sitting grumpy all alone His merry pipes abandoning. He'd sought the forest's deepest shade To mourn a wayward fickle Maid, Till he no longer silent stayed, But doleful lamentations made, Remembering his philandering. [178] I said 'Why mourn that fickle Maid And lamentations sing? Thou knowest well, as well I know, 'Tis ever thus in spring. Another spring, Another Maid, as sweet as May will bring. 'In sunny glades with such-like Maids You'll while away the spring; Until she leaves you like the rest And then again you'll sing, As you have often sung before, " 'Twas ever thus in Spring." 'Out of the darkness of the night Perchance some owl may mock your plight, And echoing your sighs may sing, "With you 'twas ever thus in spring," Till Echo's voice diminishing Says faintly "Ever thus in in spring," Reiterating "Thus in spring," And finishing "In spring."' Note: This was the original as written by E. V., not the rersion printed in "Moods." [179] The Dreaming Mountain Great Nature, dreaming, thinks in her deep way, For through her massive portals we catch gleams Of her mysterious thoughts and mighty dreams; Yet seems she strangely blind to her own majesty. Is it for us to see, or hath she seen That Man up through these portals will some day His own creative, emulous imagery display? Pride With body insignificant In mind Man ranges near and far, From blade of grass to distant star In Will all but omnipotent. [180] Mirth's Music Man in life's labyrinth strange music hears Of labor, in the drone of Egypt's groaning wheels, Of pleasure, in those soft voluptuous reels Danced near the Danube's ever flowing tide. Sometimes it flutters down from out the sky, Then 'tis the happy Lark's mad minstrelsy, Or rising nearer earth with silvery notes The unseen Tree-toad's trilling symphony. But come, fair Goddess Mirth! and bring today Thy music and with me let it abide ; Murmur of loved voices gone, or far away, Mayhap faint laughter from dark Lethe's side. Enough the sermons and the sorrows are! Enough the noise of Life and its stern jar ! So come, Thou dimpled Goddess, stay with me, Or if Thou needs must go then let me go with Thee. [182] To Holland Holland, thou wast not born of Doubt, Doubt never checked the wild North Sea, Nor did it drive away that blight, The blight of Spanish bigotry. A dogged Faith in Man himself, And not in mouldering bones of Saints, Is why the blessed Sun now paints With Hope's bright green thy meadows free. Faith in thy strength, Faith in thy right, Drove back the sea, drove back the blight; And now, o'er fields restored to light, Blows the sane breath of Liberty. [183] I build my house upon a rock, A rock that rests on sand; The sand rests on another rock And so throughout the land. The land an island in the sea, In both too much uncertainty. So now I build my house on air, Mere Fancy rears a golden dome, Will it hereafter be my home? I look on clouds and see it there. Some wandering wind may find a key And show what I alone can see Ere with the clouds it drifts away, Yet how I long to have it stay. [184] Good Advice To all ye men advanced in years Who having ears, yet hear, I'll tell you of a little plan To free your minds from fear. Buy quickly a small Annuity And live without anxiety. Thus while you live You still can give But dying naught can leave; So all will wish you long may stay And when you really go away Over your grave will grieve. [185] The Optimist asserts that Life Is like a Persian rug unrolled, Where all the rainbow hues he sees Are lovely flowers picked out in gold. The Pessimist in Life beholds A poor rag-carpet Fate unfolds Worn and soiled by the constant tread Of those who sadly earn their bread. Truth finds the vaunted Persian rug Is a mere modern imitation, And the rag-carpet not so bad, Needing a little reparation. (April 21, 1915.) [186] Venus Venus ! get Thee gone ! With all thy loves and doves. Why come gliding over the purple sea On thy dainty shell Letting thy warm glances dwell Again on me? I who have been so well With only memory. Would'st light again the fires Of my desires? On the altar where they as ashes lie? Go saucy hussy, get Thee gone! Over the shining water To thy native sky. [187] Smaller by Degrees and Beautifully Less With the first blast from out Life's stormy sky, Youth's fairy fabric shattered at his feet doth lie, But Youth and Hope together mend the damage done, And soon another lordly palace greets the sun. That too and others just as fast go down Before adversity and the world's frown. Grown wiser, he builds smaller by degrees Until he's happy in a hut to take his ease, Resigned to reap the harvest he has sown, Contented with a roof that he can call his own. [188] Bubbles and Baubles Verse-making is a bad disease, A little printing gives it ease, Success indeed might work a cure But of success no one is sure. Make, if you can, but one good rhyme That will resist the tooth of Time, Or like a bubble lightly ride Sparkling on Time's restless tide. Baubles and bubbles crowned, uncrowned, Count as one in lives renowned; Where oft a monarch's silly jest Of all his deeds remains the best. (N.B. See Charles the First.) [189] The Outline Show me the man to vice inclined Who yet resists with steadfast mind, And 1*11 show you a Saint designed By Nature, or at least outlined. Perhaps this may be Nature's way She gives the outline or outlay Which we fill up as best we may. How then on Exhibition-day? When we our masterpiece display, Sign we the work our own creation Or meekly state 'Collaboration.' [190] Miracles At Miracles be not dismayed, Of Jonah's whale be not afraid, The miracles of flower and fly Are greater and that they should die Made and remade, unceasingly. Strange it may seem, but we find out That Miracle is born of Doubt. For given Mind and Mystery At once the birth of Doubt we see. Or if playfully inclined Imagine Mystery minus Mind Or turn it the other way about, And fancy Miracle less Doubt. [191] The Advent of Man At first the Elements beheld with glee That upright cub we now call Man, But when they saw within his grasp the glint Of a rude axe, fashioned of splintered flint, Throughout their ranks a mighty shudder ran. And now they see him strike the bird in flight, Drag out the scaly monsters of the sea, Warm himself and brood by self-made fire And light his gloomy cave's obscurity; From whence born on the air Strange sounds they hear Of throbbing, diabolic revelry; Thus seeing Man rise from the sod, they fear The advent of a Devil or a God is near. [192] The Pessimistic Maze Fancy its circlings canyons great Where light can scarcely penetrate, Its lofty walls o'erwrit with lies Or Nature's mysterious verities. The center vast, dense silence fills Or at the best vague whisperings ; No certainty has yet been found But Death to end the weary round. What scheme imagine? What devise To find your way amid these lies? You wander by a dubious light While all about reigns hopeless night. How came you there, you do not know; Nor whence, nor where, nor why, you go. [194] The Slot Death's like the penny in the slot, Something we get we know not what, Nor do we care so much to know That into that slot we care to go. Now you may think this fun misplaced, Yet surely funny it would be Finding a game we held as chance Was betting against certainty. What if the bitter tear we mop Or spend life in frivolity? Great Nature comes not to a stop Nor stops her old fecundity. She says 'Increase and multiply, What if I give the weeping eye? I give the cure, the remedy, In careless gay hilarity.' One of her lies. Can this be told To those who barely taste of life, Or early perish in the strife Before Life's glory they behold? For you this moral is enough: Cast not Life's penny in the slot In hopes of getting God knows what Yet don't put up too big a bluff. [195] The Boomerang Many on the woolsack sit As Judges who are most unfit. 'Judge not lest you be judged,' a rule Among the best that we have found, A boomerang that circling round Finds out the spot where we're unsound, Or, quoting Johnson, we should say: 'Unsound fundamentally/ [196] Culture Culture may make the cabbage grow Till fit for horticultural show, But it remains a cabbage still. That is culture's bitter pill, That cabbage still. But no. But no. Science now cries : Take with the cabbage proper pains, You yet may make a head with brains. Of course no brain will live to see it, But we'll try it. [197] Too True Mid all the longings of the heart The Future forms the brightest part. How will it be with us at last With all our Future in the Past? Ah! Youth, this is not so with you; In Age alas! 'tis but too true. [198] Hell We've changed the name, the thing's the same, In hopes it may take off the curse; We suffer now a Mental flame Not Physical which is the worst? [199] The How and Why Things ask no questions in this wondrous world, Silently the golden sunsets are unfurled And tinged the drops in Hope's prismatic bow, And so, Man only of all things below, (Unlike the honest plants and flowers) Passes his hours, scanning earth and sky, Eternally asking the How and Why? (1919.) (A quotation from Maurice Hewlett.) "There are at least two persons in each of us, one at least of which can course the starry spaces, and inhabit where the other could scarcely breathe for ten minutes." (Montaigne see Florio's translation and spelling not mine!) "If as some say, to philosophate is to doubt, with much more reason to rave and to fantastiquise, as I do must necessaraly be to doubt: for to inquire and to debate belongeth to a scholler, and to resolve apper- taineth to a cathedrall master." [200] Philosophers We picture them as wise old men Far past youth and its temptations, A wand in hand, a little sand Whereon to trace their demonstrations, Seated on well-carved marble benches Too cool for thin-clad classic wenches. There under academic trees They pour forth wisdom at their ease In various forms of eloquence But always to an audience. This wisdom's only for the wise, One sage another verifies, That is approves, quotes, or denies. Of course we read them once or twice But do not follow their advice Nor really profit by their lore. We simply sit and read some more. Are we then given to understand That wisdom must be second-hand? When Science teaches us each day That Truth lies just the other way? [201] Don't Call Me Mister, Call Me George Sweet mistress mine, 'tis May, let's go a-maying, Thy glorious hair like Eve unbind As through the garden we go straying, And bring with Thee a merry breeze To set the trees and rushes singing. But as we rove in silent grove And I with pleading sigh begin a-wooing, Mention not age, nor call me thy dear sage, For that of all my fun would be the undoing. [202] Illusions Ah ! the wild music and the dizzy whirl, And the timed footsteps on the level floor, And two hearts beating, and glances meeting, And tresses entangling ever more; Could such things last forever? Alas! they passed forever Like those light footsteps On that dusty floor. If such things but illusions be, Haste and make an end of me, For they're more precious in my eyes Than 'skinny Saints in paradise.' So sang a singer long ago, But we have changed all that, you know. Now, we shall have just what we please According to modern theories. [203] A Chinese Picture Rising from a sapphire sea An emerald island I espy, Where dreaming in a turquoise sky Pearly clouds stretch lazily, While beneath a golden tree, A little deer for company, An old Sage sits in revery. No changes mar this peaceful scene Unvarying from year to year, Its emerald grass is always green And on it lies the dappled deer. The pearly clouds dream o'er the sea While deep in thought beneath the tree The Sage remains in revery. Where lies the charm? In changeless sky? Or breathes it from the sapphire sea? Or is it the little dappled deer That keeps the old man company? Whatever it is, its tranquil peace Pervades my heart and troubles cease. [204] A CHINESE PICTURE Compensations No need to cheer up the rosy-gilled Optimist Who swears he is happy as happy can be, But rather encourage the grumpy old Pessimist And lavish on him all your spare sympathy. But we must confess twixt ourselves and the lamp- post That Rosy-gill's not so infernally gay, And that grumpy old P., while wrapped up in his sorrow, Gets a great deal of comfort in his pensive way. Whence we conclude that there are compensations Which make of the Sad and the Gay but a pair, And that in the course of the earth's revolutions Things, after all, pan out pretty fair. (June, 1920) [206] Humbug How often have I tried to lug Into my verse the word Humbug, And also hoped the thing to kill But as in verse, I lack the skill. Unlike Hydra, one vital head In Humbug lives among the dead, And sprouts and breeds, we always find, In various forms after its kind. Saint George the dragon is ever killing, And in some pictures the beast seems willing To meekly come and take its gruel. This on the artists' part looks cruel, But Humbug's real give it real pain And make it squirm again and again. [207] Camera Lucida and Camera Obscura Did angels singing as Creation dawned, Know of the thousand monsters that were spawned? Do two great laws preside in Nature's scheme : One for the things that are one for the things that seem? When angels sing, how is composed the song? Is it composed of two parts, Right and Wrong? Can laws of harmony unite these two? Do discords count as nothing, are they few? You may not say these questions are but seeming, They form the very tissue of Life's dreaming. Primitive monsters of the labouring mind, They wander in huge freedom unconfined Through the hushed watches of the lonesome night, With gloomy questionings our sad soul affright. Come, gentle Dawn bring the fresh breath of Day, Open the window let in the cheerful light, And drive these fearful monsters all away. [208] Autumn Old Men say That happy days they still find in the autumn, When squirrels rustle among the leaves, That golden grain they still find in the furrows Left long ago from the over-full sheaves, So they say. Old Men say How sweet 'twas to linger when young Under the peaceful harvest moon, That now the winters are longer and colder, And that they come oftener and much too soon, So they say. Yet Old Men say- That some of the sweetest though saddest colors Are found in the west, at close of day, But night coming on, and friends all departing, They go themselves with the twilight away, Alas! so they say. Note: This was the original as written by E. V., not the Torsion printed in "Moods." [209] A Cure for Insomnia (THE ARTIST'S) Insomnia child of incessant thought, Nursed in darkness by thy mother Care, Sad sister of the dread Nightmare, And her infernal gang led by Remorse Followed by pale Despair How oft Thou sittest by my sleepless couch Pointing to that oriental drug, That lethal thug who promises With Aladdin-dreams to free the mind From strife yet tangles With ever tightening coils the Soul To a dull semblance of Death in Life 111 draw Thee And seeing what Thou art clearly portrayed Henceforth regard thy horrors undismayed. [210] The Classic This is a subject Doubt would prove, What Classic helps afflicted Job When with such grandeur he deplores His many maladies and sores? Yet once his indignation past To his integrity holds fast. And Homer of the bay-crowned brow, Of course he is a Classic now, But Doubt would know how class him when Crownless and blind he sang to men, As bowing his venerable head From door to door he begged his bread? Call it but Classic, 'tis enough To purify the vilest stuff. So the worst filth of Greece and Rome In our best schools is quite at home. [211] Fourth of July ..,^ h: .. 1914 tti -A The sun rose on our glorious Fourth, Bringing a cool wind from the north Crisping the tepid southern sea With a fresh sense of Liberty. Alas! 'twas burdened with the knell Of a young monarch's funeral. Now thousands must in mourning go To prison, exile, or to death, In compensation for the blow That robbed one mortal of his breath. [212] Fame What is this Fame? 'tis but a name Bandied about the world a bit, It must be sweet when men deem meet To risk their lives obtaining it. But as for me, I'll let it be To come or go as it sees fit, Contented with my little share If it with me will bide a bit. And yet I want a little more, I hardly know what it should be, Perhaps a smile, perhaps a sigh, Or something to catch the passing eye Writ on my tomb, that this will say 'On earth he lived he did not merely stay.* (Revised September, 1914.) [213] Rhyme and Reason I find those verses are the worst Where all the rhymes are thought out first, And limping Reason hobbles in To save it from poetic sin. Some even say that what is meant Is but the fruit of accident, And they are right, for half the time We often see the tyrant Rhyme Puts poets in this paltry plight, That, starting out to say one thing, The very opposite they sing. [214] An Excuse These lines treat not of bread and butter, No fool is sent home on a shutter, No 'Pippa passes/ Readers are never made to feel They are but asses; And painful mental vivisection May be avoided by selection. Yet they're defective, that I own, For which defects I make atone By having ready this retort I've made them very, very short. [215] Those Days With all the Dancers duly set, We danced some pleading minuet Which figured well the goings on Of those days and our merry set, That once so merry set. But now with pretty ghosts alone I dance that pleading minuet. Could I But Know! Careless youth scattered, as if it little mattered How, or where, or when the golden grain was sown; Had it but known ! Closing the weary eyes gives the brain no reposing, It sadly goes on reaping what it has sown, Had it but known ! Old Age again sowing but this well knowing, It never will gather the harvest it now sows, Can only murmur to itself, meekly and low, 'Could I but know!' [216] An Old Man's Song Time for a moment hold thy glass So that Life's sands no longer pass, 'Twill be great sport to look them o'er And then make up the motley score, A mass inchoate as this verse, And like it, might have been much worse. The common sand of Sweet Content I somehow miss, And the rare pearls of Perfect Bliss; The golden grain of Wealth is somewhat rare But dull green grains of Discontent and Care Are there. And of sparkling diamond grains of pleasure A good measure. But ruby gems of Love and coral beads of Passion I must count in, Mixed with jet black specks of Sin. Yet, to be fair, some pure white grains Of Truth and Honesty abide, and purple Pride ; Nor must I leave out of the calculation Some small, much broken particles of Reformation. Dark are the grains that mark the death of friends, But why trouble borrow? we go ourselves tomorrow. Then comes a lot of dull disgusting stuff Which taken in the mass must stand for Pain, Repentance, carking Care, and Melancholy, And taken in the rough, are far from jolly. [218] But is it best to calculate the rest? The remaining grains that have as yet to run? For there is one that soon or late stops all the rest, Stops even breath and that is Death. CHORUS OF OLD MEN Set up the glass, Old Time, And while we may we'll sing. We now are old and past our prime And all have had our fling ; We all have had our fling, old friend, We all have had our fun, So set up the glass again, old Time, And let the mixed sands run, And let the last sands run. [219] A Questioning Sage A questioning Sage was seen scratching his head; The answer 'tis plain was not there, When after a silence he suddenly said, 'I always think better when lying in bed, I never could think in a chair/ So he hies him to bed and has a good nap, But on waking as clear as a bell The answer (which does not amount to a rap, So I think) he refuses to tell. [220] The Seven Sages The Seven Sages all agreed They very little knew, That wise men were not many, The very wise but few, And that the very wisest said, 'I know no more than you.' This being so, a modern Sage May stand among the rest, Who says that what he does not know Is what he knows the best. Now this is not mock modesty For that would never do, And what he thinks about himself He also thinks of you. [221] Aunt Eveline How dear to my heart Are the dreams of my childhood, But one cherished dearly Is of Aunt Eveline, Who from the ripe currant Was want to make yearly (By a miracle surely) What she pleased to call wine. This wine she oft proffered With cakes of her baking, For which it is whispered She had taken 'the bun' And the cakes were not wasted But by me never tasted Was what one painful lesson Had taught me to shun! [222] Father William What makes Father William So eternally clever Has never been settled, And I doubt if it ever Will be by will-power No matter how willing, Yet the secret he offers To sell for a shilling. My palm cross with silver, The gipsy premises, And then you can safely Stand by for surprises, And prophecies also Which although not true And you laugh at so slyly Yet believe in them too. Between knaves and fools This rule's good enough, The smaller the price The poorer the stuff, The greater the price The bigger the bluff. [223] A New Year's Greeting [A.D. 1909] Old Sol is out today, or rather say Apollo and I would gaily sing, For never have I felt, even in spring, More springlike than I do today. Sign of approaching age? So let it be With me life's sun is stooping low And what remains of youth is but the glow. Old friends seem dearer and years no drearer; Of new friends I can count a score and by and by, Under another sky, I may find more. This song I sing for all on New Year's morn, Hoping this New Year's sun a glorious course may run, Ending as he began with sunny locks unshorn. [224] We loved, it may be madly, In far-off Zanadu, And then we parted sadly And bade a last adieu. Had we then solved the mystery Read to the end Love's history, In far-off Zanadu ? It seems a perfect irony Fond love should be but vanity And passion end in satiety, Leaving but ruined pleasure domes In far-off Zanadu, Even in Zanadu! [225] r-G. "*';; : Herfbrd's Fly I merely kill a tiresome fly, Thine activity I transfer To another sphere mayhap nearby, For here Thou art too near my nose, So thine account I close, hoping For repose and sweet tranquility, And no more talk of Thee and Me. Vain hope ! for when I see Thee dead, A miracle of life wiped out, Enters creeping Doubt, and questions old Of chance and destiny and may not The next earthquake do the like to Thee? But here at once I'm told this is Impiety, and wonder at the temerity Of Herford, who dares ask the reason 'Why and wherefore of the Household Fly?' [226] Microbes No longer can we eat, or drink, or sleep, or think, Or even breathe or sneeze, quite at our ease, But what we find we're on the brink of some disease. Open the papers and at once our eyes Are greeted by some new surprise, For there we see them advertise galore Cures for diseases we never knew before, Arising from smells and dust and dirt From millions of Microbes in one continuous flirt, Who thus enhance to such a huge degree the dangers We cannot avert, find out, or touch, or see, That in despair we resign ourselves to Destiny. Note; This was the original as written by E. V., not the yersion printed in "Moods." [227] A Timely Saint 'Twas summer at midnight when all through the house I went prowling for something to make a carouse. The drinkables all had been locked up with care For fear that some tramp might be wanting his share. When what to my wondering sight should appear But a waiter in white with a bottle of beer, Which he deftly uncorked with a motion so quick That I knew in a moment 'twas a summer St. Nick. With no stocking to fill and no Christmas near I yet felt it my duty to fill up with beer, Which I did without fail, but as people are slow To believe in this tale I've the bottles to show. [228] Let the serious have their say, As we've lived we'll pass away, So bring the song and bring the wine Fitting things for life's decline; Bring the wine and bring the bowl, Think not you will lose your soul, For many men as wise as they Have lived and died in this same way. A life unsuited to the present day? Let them cheer up we soon will pass away. [229] A wandering breath of fragrant May, A soft caressing breath of spring, Awakens in my heart today The child that long since there did sing, And in its welcome springlike glow I feel it melts the lingering snow. Enchantment Enchanted between Heaven and Hell In cold flames the Maid must dwell Until a Hero breaks the spell. [230] ENCHANTMENT Three Old Men sat thinking All on a summer day, The first said naught, The second less, The third, he went away. The first one was a Saint, The second was a Sage, The third was but the common Fool We meet in every age. 'I fear them all,' the Author said, Their looks are very cool, I fear the Saint, I fear the Sage, But most of all the Fool/ [232] Yet he to them did show his book, 'It treats of Doubt/ he said. The Saint at once began to frown, The Sage, he shook his head. 'Yes, 'tis of Doubt, as I have said, So fitting 'tis that I Should sometimes be in doubt myself/ 'We thought so/ all did cry. The Saint resumed his settled frown, The Sage his lofty look, The Fool first laughed and then he yawned And then his way betook. The Writer tried to argue, Then also went away, And so it was while two Fools left, Two other Fools did stay. [233] Vanity A King who long had reigned Reviewing deeds too often stained By treachery and blood, By lust of power and lust of gold And by ambitions manifold All wandering from good, Said: 'Now alas! too late I see My life has been but Vanity. For all my gain has been my loss. My hoarded gold has turned to dross, Ambition to satiety, And my long search for happiness Ends but in pain and deep distress, Suspicion and anxiety, Until with Solomon I cry This world is naught but Vanity.' [234] "Highfalutin" Cease fife and drum and trumpets' rousing blast And cannons' loud prolonged reverberations, Things needless now as in the buried past Since we have made our final reformations, Renouncing War and all its infernal machinations! Some Saints declare, in fact they swear, This war-craze must be curbed 'Far better go to war ourselves Than have the Peace disturbed.' [235] As to the whiffle-tree its whiffle So to the pen its play or piffle. Things of the morning Repented of ere night, Thought better of next day, Here see the light. Sweet are thy uses, O Variety ! Within the limits of propriety, Thou art the spice of life, Or say the lively fife, To the humdrum of life's monotony. Had things been but sweet and good And all mankind been meek and mild I fear rne much we never should Have had a Whistler or a Wilde. [236] By a stroke of pen the Czar did away With drinking in Russia, and that in one day, But think you this dryness is destined to stay While Adam is made of such bibulous clay? What a pity sayings new Quoted only by a few, Made common in the course of time, At last are quoted as a crime. The brightest sayings, such our pace, Become in one year commonplace. When Painters take the Pen in hand And Poets wield the Brush, Many come forth the sight to see, But few die in the crush! Logic affords us this surprise; 'Tis full of loop-holes of escape, And the surveyings of the wise Are measured by elastic tape, So using wisdom Baconian Avoid all rigid forms Draconian. Doctors are but busybodies Interfering with our toddies, Examining our eyes and ears, Keeping tab upon our years, Overhauling our hydraulics And ending all our fun and frolics. [237] If in the making of my rhymes I use the same words many times And their recurrence bothers Thee, Think how they must have bothered me ! Ideas plenty, rhymes but few, Try verse yourself 'twill bother you ! While walking in this vale of woe One finds full many a tender toe ; But luckily all now aspire To roll through life on rubber tire; But tiresome and indeed a sin, To tread on toes then rub it in! So autos guide as best you can, Avoiding toes of beast and man. There is a point of hard detection Which stops just short of sheer perfection, Beyond which if we try to go 'Tis painting lilies bleaching snow; Running perfection in the ground; So stop when you this point have found. The business man He fights for honesty in trade As far as laws of trade permit, Yet finds to Conscience in the end A heavy debt he must remit. [238] Mid verses dear to memory The brood of Mother Goose we see So full of sound, some say of sense, Retain their proud pre-eminence. So here we give, stitched somewhat loosely, Leaves retaining all that's goosely. Let Dante take his Beatrice cold And freeze with her in highest Heaven, She's scarcely human. I'll take my Beatrice here on earth And warm more in the form Of a real woman. Said Canova to Pauline 'You're not too fat nor yet too lean, You're not too young nor yet too old,' And here she added 'not too cold.' Often prompted by our wit We proffer caps we think will fit, Failing to note what others see; Such caps would fit us to a T. [239] I have now reached that time of life When all friends seem to see That any kind of shaky health Is good enough for me, While if they're ill a single day There's the very Deuce to pay. Oft in the street some man I meet To whom I nod a pleasant greeting, Then find that I'd made up my mind To cut him dead on our first meeting. Hear Bacon beautifully tell How the most ancient music fell Into the flutes of Greece and Rome, There making for itself a home Where it remains for not a tone Has reached the modern Gramophone. This rhyming you may call it play, And so it is looked at that way, Yet also it may hold some Truth. Let Chronus with his iron tooth Put all to proof. [240] GLEAMS Foreword to Gleams Gleams are not Criticisms, but more like the rays or lines seen in a spectroscope. X-rays we might call them, discovered in the effulgence which surrounds celebrated characters and seen from the standpoint of an ordinary person; a person Possessed, so he thinks, of that questionable gift a sense of humor. Had this ordinary Person been gifted also with an ounce of Discretion, Silence as far as he is concerned would have reigned supreme and no one have been the wiser. Question: are they now? No, these are not criticisms, for I feel that The Cobbler may without disgrace Point out defects in the statue's sandal, Whereas the praise of form or face Would in his case be called a scandal. [243] The Archaeologists Future research mid our remains Will show what care we take and pains To guard the output of our brains. To check and lawless thieves appall We blazon 'Copyright' on all On Venuses and telephones, All copyrighted but our bones. Note: "Our bones are turned to no such aureate earth As buried once, men want dug up again." [244] Why Compare? Let great poets stand single and apart: One to the mind, one to the heart His wisdom or his music doth impart, Nor merge the noble Milton with the throng, Nor Dante stern, the scourge of every wrong. How compare Shakespeare with the rest When he seems best, until we read the rest? No let them stand apart, nor make compare Between the perfect, wonderful, or rare. * Contrarywise Who so noble are or rare But what with others we may make compare? This a comfort is to some, to some despair. Yet, to be just, however high or low Or dark or fair, or generous or mean, Some little touch is seen whereby is shown We each have something we may call our own. [246] D. G. Rossetti Rossetti simply seals our doom, Nor can we ever hope to join Of British Bards that noble throng Or even emulate their song. A band of Plagiarists we stand In an extensive barren land, From a poetic point of view Seeing our Poets are so few. In truth, Rossetti sees but one, Yet hopes that in the course of time We may give birth to things sublime Huge rugged raw and 'Underdone.' Note: Last words in Rossetti's "Lives of Famous Poets": "The real American poet, Walt Whitman a man enormously greater than Longfellow or any other of his poetic competitors." This makes us feel like quoting the Bab Ballads: "Time, time, my Christian friend." [247] There's something wrong, dear Whitman, with thy song: Words are not wanting, nor is sound Oft signifying nothing. But a bound To thy vast love, surpassing that of saints Embracing all mankind, cannot be found. When Thou didst first appear, a shameful fear Ran through the land lest we should fail To understand thy occult meaning Of thy impropriety, which at once Gave Thee fame allied to notoriety. In Thee we seem to hear that story told Of those who grasping all but little hold, In Thee we seem to see that fearful slip Between the longed for cup and thirsty lip; But when we're borne along 'on pinions strong* Unmindful of thy faults we hail thy song. Whitman reaped his "Leaves of Grass" And while the sun shone made his hay, We know not how 'twill look when sere, We only know it served his day; But say, why did he tear away, In ruthless rage it would appear, That leaf to modesty most dear? [248] Emerson *I am the Doubter and the Doubt.' Thus Emerson turn this about, *I am the Kicker and the Kick/ Add bear's cubs into shape we lick. Blake says 'Damn strengthens.' That's the kick, And that 'Bless weakens.' That's the lick. So kick in kindness those you lick, And lick in meekness boots that kick. Something is wrong in my quotations Or in my ratiocinations, My trend of thought seems off the track. It scarcely pays to put it back. [249] Aristotle Once all-persuading Aristotle The tree of knowledge sought to bottle, Or put each branch into a socket, And if it would not fit would dock it. For thought, reduced to handy lumps, The head provides convenient bumps, In this the origin we see Of world renowned Phrenology, Which in its day made such a show, And may again, for aught we know. [250] When snugly seated by the fire With Thee and friends and flowing bowl Who cares how loud the wild winds howl, Let others chide, With Thee I'll bide And risk a Tarn O'Shanter's ride. With Thee I breathe the new-mown hay And with Thee through the gloaming wander, In shady lanes where lovers stray, Where eyes replace the light of day, And kisses sweet forever linger, And arms bid stay, cost what it may, With Thee I'll bide And risk a ride, Another Tam O'Shanter's ride. (April 2, 1916. Capri.) [251] When Plutarch before Pluto stood That monarch in a peevish mood Said: 'Was it essential we should meet To make thy set of Lives complete? Or did'st Thou think to intertwine, In thy old style, thy name with mine ?' Said Plutarch: 'Prithee ask no more, I had a pair of "Lives" in store When I gave out for want of breath But neither hinted at my death ; And as for twining, would I dare To make of our two lives a pair?' 'Well, someone's done it and I'm vexed.' Here Pluto, turning, called out: 'Next.' (May 2, 1916.) [252] 'Tis told of Ericson the great That from his earliest years till late, He used a little set of tools Dating from his infancy ; They defective and but few, Yet ample, for with them he drew His great designs and measured lines With absolute dexterity. Let his example be your rule Idea first and then the tool, But show not like the fatuous fool Nothing but Dexterity. [254] Lovely as are "The Stones of Venice" In Ruskin's hands they are a menace, It seems to him that he alone Can know the value of a stone; Yet I begin to think I know it As by him through Venice led I've had them all thrown at my head. [255] Hudibras Alas! Alas! how all things pass, Even Butler's 'Hudibras' Where jokes that once the rafters shook Would now hang dead, in mid-air stuck; Yet they were good in their own day But now have an odor of decay, A taste for which we can't acquire, But read, like Samuel Pepys Esquire, In order we may a verdict pass On Samuel Butler's 'Hudibras.' [256] Lacon and Festus It's long years since I looked at Lacon, Not classing it, or him, with Bacon; Yet Festus might repay perusal, Remembering how he did bamboozle Or with his tale of Hell afright us, For now we enter without asbestos The once famed Hell of once famed Festus. But why like Plutarch make a pair Of Festus and Lacon? Or compare Bacon with the great Shakespeare, Is more than I can make quite clear; I only know when this is done Someone may call it flippant fun, And think I should straightway repent, And so I will to some extent Under that good old plea 'well meant.' [257] Coleridge, we all know, thanks to thee, How Kubla built in Zanadu Or did a pleasure dome decree Whose priceless treasures we would see, Had we the key. But he who sees that dome arise And drinks the milk of Paradise, And hears that Abyssinian Maid And her wild strains so sweetly blending Must dread that noble river's ending And be afraid. But not afraid of thy Marineer, Another tale we fain would hear Told by that bright-eyed Marineer: Or wander with pale Christobel Adown a moonlit haunted dell, Thrilled by that creeping pleasing fear We love so well. [258] Yes, therein lies thy matchless spell, Thou see'st more than tongue can tell In thy wizard's crucible ; But soon in its magic fumes we fear All thy marvelous visions end And disappear. In letters gloriously at ease, A spendthrift of thy great estate, In judging Thee, why hesitate To call Thee great? [259] /IC, How one bubble breeds another Like as twins are to each other, 'Linked sweetness long drawn out* I merely quote, I do not flout; For I was thinking of soap-bubbles, And our little joys and troubles, Each shining with its little sun, All bursting and the game is done. And how it all resembles Life Where bubble-blowing is the strife, Their bright gleaming our reward While their bursting our sad record. This peroration leads to Poe, From whom we differ, for we know This life is not an endless woe On a dark Plutonian shore. When bubbles burst, we blow some more ! Thus stopping that gloating Raven's quoting Himself monotonously o'er On memories' ever-echoing shore. Poor Poe ! How sad thou should'st not know it, Europe, at least, did hail thee Poet. Strange ! How thy fire was quenched and lost on That Plymouth-rocky soil of Boston That impenetrable 'Side' of Boston. [260] The Bacon Theory Of all the things that vex the mind, Of all the things that are not clear, I think I need but mention one Who was Shakespeare? The greater we make out the man, The greater grows the mystery: Why should he wish to live and die In absolute obscurity? But make that man a King incog. Hidden worse than in a fog, The atmosphere begins to clear About Shakespeare. [261] Pepys Pepys' unconscious fun is fine, No need to read between his lines How that most lovable old sinner 'Mighty merry at some dinner,' Tracing that dinner to its end In haste must for the doctor send, Who to relieve his passing ill Administers the timely pill. How touching his simplicity For when his pretty wife awakes She finds him weeping silently, Of course they make it up straightway. Then 'Mighty merry all next day* And she a new gown doth display. [262] Dante Stern master of vindictive verse, Skilled weaver of a dreadful curse, Thy powerful spell endureth long, For in thy unforgiving song Thine enemies yet dwell in Hell. Meanwhile thy name in Time's despite Revolves in spheres of heavenly light. Dost joy to cast thy glance below Where, merged in thy Hell's murky glow, Still wanders thine unforgiven foe? Hateful thy creed, hateful thine age, Surely thy guide, thy Mantuan sage, Bore kindlier thoughts to Fields Elysian Than thou to thy dogmatic Heaven? Once only dost thou touch our hearts. 'Tis when Francesca's trembling lip Its piteous tale of love imparts. [263] Spencer's Supine Comedy In Spencer's paradise when all is done Clouds cast no gloomy shadow, there's no sun; For warmth's not needed where no one feels cold, Nor can age be where nobody grows old. Where wrong is banished, there remains no right, So courage counts for nothing, there's no fight. There is no pity, where no one's bereft, So charity and poverty have left. Even resignation, no display, For every atom is content to stay Where it is put, nor feels the least desire To tempt again motion's creative fire, But rests in balanced immobility As such things should in 'Supine Comedy.' [264] Diogenes What wast thou, O Diogenes? Till Macedonia's great Son Gave thee thy chance, the only one To so impertinently ask: 'Wilt step aside and let me bask?' Perhaps the surly Sage was right; He loved not intercepted light, So lying o'ershadowed in his cask What better favor could be ask Than 'Step aside and let me bask.' For wonderful and up to date Was this Diogenes the Great; Plenty of sunlight and fresh air Were seemingly his only care, Surely no Englishman can snub A man who takes his daily tub? [265] Tupper When passion like a raging flood Surges through our distempered blood Then we should practise self-control, Strengthen our will and save our soul. This about as Tupperish As any Tupperite could wish, To such it may be safely told Silence has been compared to gold. But not with Tupper, when he sang The golden guineas round him rang, Yet many bards who better sing Lack this satis-'factory' ring. [267] Crichton We must touch up the youthful Crichton By all allowed to be a bright 'un Do not omit the 'Admirable* Who it would seem was barely able With this addition to his name To get it on the roll of Fame. Indeed his life reads like a fable, For have you ever seen or lit on A single word by this great Crichton? What's in a name? we well may say When of a man great in his day All but the name, has passed away ! [268] Horace Walpole Walpole needeth not my pen, His own pen doth him best display, The man and manners of his day He clearly shows in this one ray; So to his hand I leave the job Of picturing the perfect Snob. "Men of the proudest blood shall not blush to distinguish themselves in letters, as well as arms, when they learn what excellence Lord Herbert has attained." [269] Chatterton How could Fate blindly use its power To crush so fair and frail a flower? In thy short life no gleam appears Of comfort, only bitter tears ; Others die young and young remain Their memory a saddened joy, But thine, poor boy, a lasting pain. Keats' name 'in water writ* doth stay, Thine, on a sigh was born away. [270] Browning 'Tis dangerous to touch on Browning And set the Brownies all a-frowning, But he's a preacher like the rest, And only a poet at his best. Hear Paracelsus where he tells us, Or rather Browning's about to tell, All we would know of Heaven and Hell, How he peters out and fails us Leaving the hard question dubious By giving the Medium's old excuse, Now worn bare through constant use 'Even Spirits are not permitted.' How much better had he admitted He did not know and just said so. But he's preacher like the rest, And only a poet at his best. [271] Carlyle Could Carlyle be alive today And have a bomb drop Chelsea way It would not altogether charm him, In fact I think it would alarm him, And might his worship much abate Of certain Heroes he calls great. I think in reading history Distance aids philosophy, A bomb-shell dropped in our back-yard Creates not brotherly regard Towards those regarded formerly As almost of the family. Is this the meaning of Christ's word? 'In Heaven peace, on Earth the Sword?' [272] Goethe or Psychic Conchology There lies a priceless Pearl within Theology's calcareous shell, A word by Science scarcely seen Which humbler eyes oft spell. But call that shell Conchology Science might solve the mystery. 'Tis there as in a bag of tricks Exists the Theologic mix Sin, Satan, Pate, Free-will and Grace, Where Man and Nature, face to face, Forever fight; but is this so? For when we to great Goethe go He cries, 'My friends, look on the whole.' Solves this the saving of the Soul? Or does the Devil still take toll? [273] A madman must that poet be Who vainly thinks to rival thee. Where find the colors and the hues That can o'er a dingy street diffuse The clear light of thy paradise? Who by mere strength of will can see An angel singing in each tree? Or making bold stroke the lion's Mane of gold? or piping down a valley wild See on a cloud a little child Laughing at thee merrily? As thou didst till theology's cold breath Condemned thy fairest flowers to death. Blake did in noble poverty Achieve a signal victory, And his great scheme's consistency But proves his perfect sanity. [274] Boswell and Johnson Had Boswell added Goldsmith's name He would have made a trinity Of that great epiphytal tree He reared to Johnson's memory, Only let the sequence be Genius, Learning, Industry. Johnson, not so great as good, Did in melancholy mood Save his soul but did it pay? (Dare we say so without scandal?) Was it worth Life's cheerful candle To save a soul in that sad way? Goldsmith vain and ill at ease Offending where he aimed to please, Full of foibles ever dear All this we owe to Boswell's ear. Boswell himself was not Inventive But Mr. Boswell most Attentive. [275] Defoe Thy great book holds my boyhood's hero, In which I trace a dear old friend Through a sailor's bad beginning To a good man's peaceful end. How breathlessly I fetch with thee That long run up the sloping beach, Until, beyond the last wave's reach, I turn and gaze on the raging sea. Then, living in security, Yearning for man's company, Fearful, in wild amazement stand Before that footprint in the sand. Book, dear like to youth and age, Showing on every living page The value and the rarity Of absolute simplicity. [276] Gustave Dore Many good things that had their day If really good pass not away ; Of such the 'Thrill' is a good test, If it remains, perhaps the best; For when the novelty is passed But little thrill remains at last. So apropos of G. Dore Often we are forced to say How he amazed us in his day, When with Gargantuan appetite He illustrated all in sight, Books, ancient and modern, up to date, Till naught remained to illustrate. And I confess I thought him great, With due allowance think so still, Nor can my loyalty abate While I remember the first thrill. [277] Tolstoy Saints have known from the beginning All about Man and Sin and Sinning, And have concluded for his good There's nothing left but the monk's rough hood. In Man, from family ties set free, The perfect type of Man we see, The only being in their eyes Worthy the joy of Paradise. So, better that all men should die Than give up Tolstoy's theory. And truly when I look around Most of the good are under ground. Which makes me think I may agree In time with Tolstoy's theory. Strange that this quest Man's greatest good Should end beneath the monk's rough hood. [278] Reader, hast thou yet decided Which was the truthful Spaniard's plan? To depict a half-crazed Dreamer Or a simple Gentleman? Wandering, poor, (except for visions) O'er La Mancha's dusty plain, The Gentleman by boors derided, The Dreamer counted as insane. Or was it the genial author's scheme To destroy, or to restore, The little Romance yet remaining Which in his heart he did adore? Was he himself a Hero dreaming A former Hero's dream once more? [279] Cornaro was an old Venetian Who lived about the time of Titian. (Pray note the neatness of this verse, A neatness we may well call dapper; To take away would make it worse Nor can you add to it a capper.) Did Time with him prevaricate Or slip up in his calculation? Or was his but a glaring case Of well devised procrastination? But sure it is through half -starvation He long outlived his generation, Till one small egg a day supplied, For him, a riotous collation. This gave him quite a century Wherein he passed his latter days Composing madrigals or lays Or essays on longevity, Even whistling while at work, Such his senile levity ! [280] Beethoven Music, freest of things in nature, Yet the slave of law, Mistress of mirth and melancholy, And of inspiring awe, Filling the dark chambers of the brain With heavenly light, Thy gifted children suffer most When giving most delight. [281] Moore A love-song in a foreign tongue I mind me how a maid did sing, And how on me a glance was flung That needed no interpreting. My bark was waiting we must part, Too soon, alas ! I must away, But how that glance went to my heart And eloquently bade me stay. It matters not how Lovers sing ; There is a language of the Heart, That only loving eyes impart, That needeth no interpreting. [282] Herford Could I but rival Herford's vein In all things of a lighter strain I would not of my Muse complain; For Herford in his brilliant flights But pecks at every thing he sights, Just pecks for Herford never bites. [283] Austin Dobson This gentle poet is all right, Dainty porcelain clean and bright, Shepherds and their shepherdesses, Flower-besprinkled brocade dresses, Smiling, pouting, billing, cooing, Always something graceful doing. Withal he makes them live and breathe. They love and sigh and sometimes grieve, And many kisses give and take, But keep them in a cabinet Where they are so nicely set And handle gently lest they break. [284] Botticelli How Botticelli's Graces fair Lightly leaning on the air, Regardless quite of gravitation, Excite our boundless admiration. Alas! Fond hopes to us so dear As lightly lean on air, we fear, But lacking his imagination Follow the laws of gravitation. [286] Carlo Dolce C. D. was that Master Of whom we oft hear Who finished too highly A Magdalen's tear. On his picture thought good Was passed this harsh sentence, 'While admiring the brush-work We miss the Repentance/ [286] Bangs Cosy House-Boat, my delight, Would I could drop in every night. Perhaps some future century A refuge may provide for me Far from the present war-like mix ; The quiet waters of the Styx May be the cure and give me rest. I'll ask Sir Walter he knows best. (June, 1920.) [287] A Comment As a small fire provokes much smoke, These things may have been all a joke, And prove that they are not the thing. But only a poetic fling. The smoke (if joke) I much regret, The joy I've had I can't forget, And, strange as it may seem, I feel The fire, however small, was real. [288] Books and Looks Should good friends find Trends in my mind Resembling Thought Leading to naught, I can show books Whose solemn looks Wisdom proclaim That end the same. Doth Folly's mask Hide Wisdom deep? Pray do not ask But simply keep All you may find And with thine bind, Nay call it thine, I shall not mind. [289] University of California SOUTHERN REGIONAL LIBRARY FACILITY 405 Hilgard Avenue, Los Angeles, CA 90024-1388 Return this material to the library from which it was borrowed. PRINTED IN U.S.A. CAT. NO. 24 I6l