WWWIPH V ' -' -^ ^ A', ^A j 50S, UQ k 5IL MKW OXFOB© SXEEEX ET^ KTNDON AND 20'rs2 I, MUSEUM S^ET One Guiaea Per Annum . UC-NRLF $B 31 M7E i / SMi'^^^^i ~ o ' ' 1 ^\ ^ h \ j,^ ■1 ^wk^ H ■ l^>« LIBRARY University of California. Class ^#©^^r^- "^^^ >&^^ ^1^ PERSONAL REMINISCENCES THE "A. D. C." CamB THE "A.D.C." BEING crsonal ^emiittsctntts UNIVERSITY AMATEUR DRAMATIC CLUB, CAMBRIDGE. WUITTKN BY P. C. BUEN Thin. Cojt. Camb^ H-«:C OLIM MEMINISSE JUVABIT. SECOND EDITION. LONDON : CHAPMAN AND HALL, 193, PICCADILLY, 1880. [All rights reserved.] LONDON : BnADBURV, AGNEW, & CO., PRINTEBS, WHITEFRIARS. BY PERMISSrON.] TO THE PEINCE OF WALES. TO WnOSR MOST GOODNATURED ENCOURAGEMENT THE CLUB IS MAINLY INDEBTED FOR ITS PRESENT RECOGNISED POSITION, THIS BOOK OP '*A. D. C." REMINISCENCES IS GRATEFULLY DEDICATED BY ITS AUTHOR. September, 1879. 216680 Digitized by the Internet Archive in 2007 with funding from IVIicrosoft Corporation http://www.archive.org/details/adcadcadcOOburnrich PREFACE Several Dramatic Clubs liavc been started, from time to time, either by Town or Gown, in Cam- bridge, but no one of these has ever achieved the permanent success of the A. D. C, or Amateur Dramatic Club of the University, which it Avas my good fortune to have had the opportunity of founding in 1855, so that next year, 1880, it will have existed for a quarter of a century, a duration unexampled in the history of Cambridge Dramatic Clubs, whether Academic or Oppidanic. The most celebrated non-academic University Dra- matic Society in Cambridge, called the Cambridge Garrick Club, was started in 1835. Among its members it numbered very few University men, and these were graduates, professors, and fellows of Col- leges, who were elected, not qua University men, but as Eesidents in the town of Cambridge, who, having a taste for English Dramatic Literature, were willing to encourage a Club that could show on its list of honorary members, the names of Charles Kemble, VI Preface, W. Macready, Sliericlan Knowles, Liston, and Douglas Jerrold. Whether any of these distinguished characters, — ^with the exception of Sheridan Knowles, whom the Club entertained at a banquet given in his honour, and Macready, to whom the Club presented a silver cup, — ever actively assisted at the meetings, or performances, of the Cambridge Garrick Club, I have been unable to ascertain. As, however, in the last published notice of their performances at the Earnewell Theatre, where Macready played Knowles's Virginiiis^ the critic of TOe Camlridge Chronicle^ -^^g- ^j 1836, expresses a hope that the subscribers to the Club may ^'see Mr. Tilbury on the next Garrick perform- ance in a character of more importance," it is just probable that the Cambridge Garrick continued its representations for some little time after the Great Mac- ready Star had disappeared in that one overpowering blaze of triumph, which must have been enough to ruin any ordinary Club ; for who would pay their money to see the attempts of local talent, after witnessing the finished performance of a great Dramatic genius ? This Club may exist now in some shape, and twenty years ago there was a to^vn Dramatic Club, but nobody of any note belonged to it, and its repre- sentations, which took place out of term time, as a rule, at the Barnewell Theatre, were given by Messrs. Quince the carpenter, Snug the joiner, Flute the Preface. vii bellows mender, Snout the tinker, Starveling the tailor, and last but not least. Bottom the weaver, all tradesmen of the town, with aspirations, but without aspirates, who, for aught I can recollect, may have been associated together under the style and title of the Cambridge Garrick Club, — but I do not think this was so, neither do I suppose this society had anything whatever to do with the Cambridge Garrick of 1833, which, apparently, came to an end in 1836. But of all University Amateur Performances the most ambitious was on Friday, 19th March, 1830; at the Hoop Ilotel, when Much Ado about Nothing was given, with an Epilogue Avi'itten by Lord Houghton — then Mr. E. M. Milnes — through whose kindness I am enabled to place before my readers the cast of the Dramatis Personam on this occasion, together with the Epilogue above mentioned. It was spoken by Mr. Staftord O'Brien, who then exhibited those admirable di'amatic faculties which he afterwards showed to such advantage in the amateur theatricals at Lord North- ampton's seat (Castle Ashby), at the Duke of Bedford's (\Yobuni Abbey), at Lord Lyveden's (Farming Woods), and many other country houses where a fine dramatic taste was then prevalent. The burlesque, A Knock at the Door ; or, Worsted toorks Wo7ide?'Sj written and acted by him and Mr. Milnes at Castle Ashby, was privately printed and is now a great bibliographical curiosity. via Preface, EPILOGUE TO SHAKESPEARE'S COMEDY -MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING." Performed Friday^ \Uh March, 1830, and printed at the request of the Performers. Don Pedro Don John Leonato . Claudio Benedick Antonio Borachio . Conrade Friar Dogberry Verges . Seacoal Oatcake . Sexton Hero . Beatrice . Ursula Margaret Cast of tfje (lITijaractcrs. E. Elltce (present M. P. for St. Andrews). R. "W. Blane (late Colonel in Grenadier Guards). A. FrrzRoY (son of the Rev. Lord Henry FitzRoy). R. MoNTEiTH (of Carstairs). S. A. O'Brien (Augustus Stafford, Secretary of the Admiralty in Lord Derby's first Administration). H. Arundell. H. MooiiE. J. H. Preston (Sir Jacob Preston, Bart.). E. B. G. Warburton ( Eliot Warbnrton, author of The Crescent and the Cross; lost in the fatal fire of the Amazon). J. M. Kemble (son of the eminent actor, Charles Kem- ble, and author of i\\Q History of the- Anglo-Saxons). A. H. Hallam (Henry Hallam, son of the historian, and author of the remarkable Memorials pub- lished after his death). J. B. Bowes (winner of the Derby in 1853, with "West Australian). E. Bruce (now Marquis of Ailesbury). C. Vandeleur (Crofton Vandeleur, long M.P. for Co. Clare). C. L. KlEWAN. R. M. MiLNES (now Lord Houghton). E. H. BuNBURY (distinguished scholar, Fellow of Trin. CoU.). H. Clarke. Stage-Manager R. M. MiLNES. Before our corps their scenic task renew, Gentles, I would a word or two with you ; And fear not — Benedick forgets to sneer, When he remembers he is acting here — And Beatrice, your graces to obtain, Anxiously doffs " her Ladyship Disdain." [LooHnc/ at Beatrice. Preface. ix Some weeks ago we tortured every ear With the trite nonsense of a scribbling peer,* To-night we dare the opposite extreme, And Shakespeare, Natures nohley is our theme ; But chance if then we sunk our shaft too low, To-night we aim too high — well — be it so. Our cause is good, and it may claim some praise To have restored the forms of Shakespeare's days ; {^Pointing to the Ladies. When the men-ladies, as their parts might fall, Were taught to trip and simper, and *' speak small " — And, when delayed, th' impatient Monarch raved. The excuse was, " Sire, the Queen is not yet shaved." 'Twas thus we chose to act — the risk is run — Our will has triumphed, and the play is done. No power has tightened the scholastic rein. And gate-bill thunders have been hurled in vain. What ! if we thus our unchecked coui*se pursue, Who dares to tell us what we may not do 1 Why may we not in living truth upraise The masquing meri'iments of antient days 1 Why may we not, at no far moment, see Juliets M.A., and Romeos D.D. % Then shall the witches dance, or Caesar fall Stabbed by his Brutus, in a College Hall. Then in most tender converse shall be seen An amorous Proctor and an ogling Dean — While Heads of Houses don the gamesome gear. And Chafyt makes a grand debut in Lear ! Some short time more, the Drama shall replace Euclid's grim frown, and Algebra's lean face. And they who, lusting after laurels, now Gaze with such rapture on a curve's cold brow, Or who, in deference to a father's word, Pay forced addresses to an ugly surd, * The Follies of Fashion, by Lord Glengall, also performed at the Hoop Hotel, t Master of Sidney College— then Vice-Chancellor. Preface. Shall find, within our Drama's golden store, Garlands to win, and beauty to adore. "You're going out in honours, my dear fellow?" " Yes — I shall take my Master's in Othello." ** And I, more humble, for my Senior Op., In ^ Charles the Second ' — take up Captain Copp." *' What, you not passed ?" " No ; for the rascals say I acted well, but did not know the play." " Hamlet, our Senior Wrangler — the Buffoon In Twelfth Night, second — Cato, Wooden Spoon." Are these the phantoms of a stage-sick brain % Well, we have other hopes not qidte so vain. Tho' some full sated with collegiate lore. May tread these boards, or shift these scenes, no more- Tho' all of us too soon may actors be On wider stage, with sadder scenery — Still other Tyros shall give utterance here. New hands applaud them and new voices cheer, And fan to flame the fire we humbly lit — The simple exercise of harmless wit — While fresh rewards, each rising genius hail. Till Time itself, or Trinity, shall fail. But ere our artless pageant disappear. We ask one boon — if, in some after-year. In evening hours, your eye should chance to light On any name you recognise to-night — On some brief record of their mortal lot — Married, or murdered, ruined, or Avhat not % While natural thought returns upon its track. Just pause, and murmur, ere you call it back, With pleasant memory, sipping your liqueur — " Yes, yes, he was a Cambridge Amateur." The Rivals^ Lord Houghton informs me, was also played, first in Cameron's rooms, over the Combination- Eoom, in Trinity. This Mr. Cameron, now an eminent Preface, xi clergyman in Kent, is the father of the wonderful African pedestrian. Its second performance took place in lung's College, at the rooms of the Eev. William Giiford Cookesley, who, by the Avay, was subse- quently my tutor at Eton, in whose pupil-room my first play was produced. In Tlie Rivals Mr. Cookesley played Sir Lucius^ besides undertaking the stage- management ; Mr. Bernal Osborne was Young Abso- lute^ and he has not belied the character in his public life; Sir James Colville, now ''Eight Honoui-able" and Judge of the Privy Council, was Sir Anthony ; Lfjdia Languish found an admirable representative in the Hon. Charles Manners Sutton, afterwards Viscount Canterbuiy, to the last ''the prettiest man about town;" and Lord Iloughton was Mrs. Malaprop, Avliich accounts for liis being a master of the Eng- lish language. On this same occasion they j)layed Bomhastes, which explains my tutor's accurate knowledge of the dialogue and the business, when we got it up under his superintendence, in his pupil-room at Eton in 1852. The above-mentioned performances, however, never resulted in the forma- tion of a Club. As far as I can ascertain, an endeavour to start a sort of Dramatic Society was made in 1849 by Mr. Alfred Thompson, the present editor and illustrator of The Mask, to whom I have alluded in the course of these memoirs, but it did not succeed. xii Preface. Until we hit upon the plan of possessing ourselves of our own rooms — giving ourselves a local habitation and a name — the notion of forming a Club had been limited to merely getting together a number of ama- teur actors, and arranging for a performance, to which each should subscribe his share of the ex- penses. In this there was not even the permanent bond of union that existed in our ancient University Dinner Clubs, ''The Beefsteak" and ''The True Elue," and the modern Qiiare Hcec — i.c.^ "Why this Club?" — to which the members subscribed by the term, and were jointly interested in the Club pro- perty of dinner-plate, wliich had been purchased out of the subscriptions. The idea of the A. D. C. was an adaptation of the Cambridge Union Club, substituting dramatic enter- tainment for political debating. I now see that the Society, if recognised and directed by judicious autho- rity, could work for a higher end, and for a far more important object, than was contemplated by its first founders, who will readily admit that their notion in starting the Club was to obtain a fair oppor- tunity for the exercise of their dramatic talents^ thus affording themselves novel and intellectual recrea- tion, and their friends a considerable amount of amusement. In these days when the question of the estab- lishment of a School of Dramatic Art is being Preface. xiii earnestly discussed, where could it find itself better placed than in the University, which, tardily but certainly, has already shown itself not unfavour- able to the legitimate development of energy in this direction ? Dramatic Art requires that its leading professors in every department should be men of education, of taste, of refinement. Consider for one moment what is in- volved in the conscientious production of an Historical Drama. What care, what research, what accuracy in details are absolutely necessary. Here are study and work for the painter, for the archaeologist, for the designer of costumes, for the musician, and, if there are to be ^ mechanical effects,' plenty of exercise for the ingenuity of the machinist. In a school of Dramatic Art should be comprehended all the above-mentioned studies, while, — but cela va sans dire^ — first and foremost, should be placed the study of our National Drama, side by side with that of France, Italy, Germany, Spain, past and present, — so that the instruction should benefit the aspiring author as well as the intending actor, each of whom would here master the first principles of his art, while the latter, at this early stage of his career, would learn to appreciate, intelligently. Dramatic Art as a profession, eminence in which demands exceptional acquirements, apart from \h.Q^ possession of exceptional gifts. xiv Preface. HithertOj into the much-abused ^ Theatrical Pro- fession ' fools have rushed where angels would fear to tread — being afraid of soiling their wings. Now- a-days there is a growing desire to see the profession of Art generally recognised as bestowing on the artist an honourable status in society. Ladies, to whom the schools of painting and music are open, no matter how gifted by nature for the stage, are nervously shy of having anything to do with it, except as a dernier resBort of absolute necessity. Yet, in these days, when the disabilities under which the gentle sex formerly suifered, are gradually being removed, when they have a College to themselves, near Cambridge, under the very eye of Alma Mater ^ surely they could participate in the advantages which would be offered by a University School of Dramatic Art? In time there would be burses, prizes, dramatic scholarships of a respectable pecuniary value, with which the aspirant for dramatic honoiu'S could make a start. The University gives its B.A. and M.A., and the Eoyal Academy its E.A. and A.E.A. If the Ai'ts of painting and sculpture are thus evenly privileged with the University, why should there not be also founded a Corporation of Dramatic Art ? Music has its degrees : our Literature its prizes and professor- ships. Perhaps wo may yet hear of a ^ Garrick Preface. xv Scholarship/ — a Eosciiis' Professor, and degrees of 'F,R,A: (First-Eate Actor), 'M.D.A.' (Master of Dramatic Ai't), and so forth. If these hints, however lightly put forward, suggest action in the matter, the cause, which so many of us have at heart, will have been so far served. In concluding my ^ recollections ' I have to record my thanks to Mr. Ion Trant Ilamilton, the most indefatigable of secretaries, for his notes, and to Lord Carington, a former president, for his most cheerfully given assistance; to Mr. Kelly, Mr. Free- man, Mr. Charles Ilall, and the Hon. Evelyn Ashley, for their contribution of ' recollections,' and to vari- ous members of the ^A. D. C.,' past and present, who have kindly aided my memory. Also I must specially acknowledge my obligation to the Club generally, which some years back confided to my care the only records extant. To Mr. J. W. Clark, M.A., Fellow of Trinity, who has so heartily and generously laboured for the good of the Club, I tender my best thanks for the information he has afforded me during the progress of this work. Finally, it must be ever gratefully borne in mind by our members, that it is to H.E.H. The Prince of /^5 \ xvi Preface. Wales, who, as a member of the University, most goodnaturedly accepted the Honorary Presidency, and is still personally interested in its welfare, the Club owes its first recognition by the authorities, and thenceforward its existence as a quad Institution. Floreat ' A. D. C ! CONTENTS CHAPTER I. PAOR THE FIRST STEP, — LENT TKIIM, 1854 1 CHAPTER II. THE "athenaeum" PERFORMANCE AND THE FIRST INSPIRATION. 18 CHAPTER III. REPORTING PROGRESS. — MAY TERM, 1855 32 CHAPTER IV. OCTOBER TERM, 1855 52 CHAPTER Y. END OF OCTOBER TERM, '55. — LENT TERM '56 . . . .76 CHAPTER YI. LENT TERM 1856 80 CHAPTER YII. PASSING NOTES.— SUMMARY OF FIRST YEAR, 1855-185G .. . 92 CHAPTER YIII. MAY TERM, 1856.— SECOND YEAR 07 " A. D. C." . . . . 105 h xvili Contents, CHAPTER IX. PAGE OCTOBER TERM, 1856 124 CHAPTER X. FINANCIAL CRISIS. — DEBT. — DOUBTS AND DIFFICULTY. — WRITTED. — NOT ARRESTED. — WE RISE LIKE A PHCENIX FROM THE ASHES OF THE PAID ACCOUNTS 139 CHAPTER XI. MAY TERM, 1857. — THIRD YEAR 148 CHAPTER XII. OCTOBER TERM, 1857 159 CHAPTER XIII. LENT TERM, 1858 171 CHAPTER XIV. FOURTH YEAR OF THE " A. D. C." : 1858-'59. — END OF THE OLD CHRONICLE. — COMMENCEMENT OF A NEW RECORD BOOK 180 CHAPTER XY. FIFTH YEAR : MAY TERM, 1859, TO LENT, 1860. — FIRST PERFORM- ANCE. — NEW STAGE 189 CHAPTER XVI. SIXTH YEAR .* COMMENCING MAY TERM, 1860, TO LENT, 1861 . 201 CHAPTER XVII. VACATIONS.- THE " A. D. C." AT BRIGHTON 205 CHAPTER XVIII. I:ND OF SIXTH YEAR. — EXTRACTS FROM THE KIRBY COLLECTION . 207 Contents. xlx CHAPTER XIX. PAQR RUNNING ALONE IN 18G2. — LENT TERM. — END CF SEVENTH YEAR 219 CHAPTER XX. EIGHTH YEAR. — ANOTHER COUNTY NIGHT 22S CHAPTER XXL EIGHTH YEAR. — OCTOBER TERM, 1862. — REMARKS ON THE " A. D. C." AS A PROBABLE SCHOOL OF ART, AND OF THE DUTIES OP THE STAGE MANAGER 237 CHAPTER XXII. END OF EIGHTH YEAR.— LENT TER^f, 1863 249 CHAPTER XXIII. NINTH year: MAY TERM, 1863, TO LENT, 1864.— RULES OF 1870 AND 1871. — REMARKS, TOAST, AND SENTIMENT. — CURTAIN. — BLUE FIRE 255 PERSONAL REMINISCENCES OF THE '^A. D. C." CAMB, CHAPTER I. THE FIRST STEP. — LENT TERM, 1854. The initials "A. D. C." stand for Amateur Dramatic Club. It is composed entirely of members of the University of Cambridge, but it admits as ** honorary members " Oxford men who belong to a similar institution at the sister Uni- versity. I am not aware if this rule has been in any way enlarged, for the sake of exceptional amateurs who may be of neither University. Although with true Pickwickian modesty, ** I cannot put myself in competition with those great men, Plato, Zeno, Epicurus, Pythagoras, who," as Mr. Leo Hunter pointed out to that eminent character, were " all founders of clubs," yet, at least, I may claim for myself the largest share in the original idea; and those of my co-aequales, and contem- poraries, whose memories will carry them back to 1855, will not, I think, be inclined to deny me the credit of having stuck to the ship, — certainly to "the boards," — and of having brought her, with the assistance of good men and true, per varios casus, per tot discrimina rerum, into those smooth waters, where, propelled by friendly breezes, she has since held on her prosperous dramatic course. It is about nineteen ^ 2 Personal Reminiscences of the ^'A.D.CT Camb. years since I resigned tlie direction, and often have I had ifc in my mind to publish some memoranda of what ^yould, I am sure, be interesting to so many. The Club has increased and multiplied from very small beginnings, and on its list are to be found names of the highest eminence, whether by virtue of rank, or talent, — names of those who have since made their mark in life. Fortunately, when the " A. D. C." was started, we kept a record of our doings. At first it appears to have been carefully, but rather prosily, written, and was intended to contain " full, true, and particular accounts " of the per- formances. Several hands were engaged on this work. Gradually the writers became lazy, and the book degenerated into mere businesslike minutes of committee meetings, elec- tions, and so forth, until, probably, an entirely new volume was purchased, and a fresh system inaugurated.* This early record of the "A. D. C," as well as many of the first play- bills, I have before me for my guidance, and now, without further preface, I will draw upon my own recollections of the commencement of the Club. In the October term of 1854, my first term at Trinity, the notion occurred to me how much more amusing than cards, drinking, and supper, would be private theatricals, with, of course, supper to follow. Perhaps the fact of my having written a piece — an " original work," compiled from my recollection of farces, in which I had seen Buck- stone, Charles Mathews, Compton, Keeley, Wright, and Paul Bedford — was at the bottom of this idea. Besides, I came up to the University with some reputation for this sort of thing, among Etonians at least, as a farce of mine — (another original work composed in much the same w^ay, * This new book which I have now by me — thongh the kindness of Mr. Brookficld, one of the best amateurs I have seen, either on or off the "A.D.C." stage, is half filled with long-winded descriptions of the performances, and amateur criticisms which are most amusing. But it lacks the fun of our first book of records. The First Step. 3 only more so) — had been performed in my tutor's pupil^ room, under the special patronage of my tutor himself (the Rev. William Gifford Cookcsley), — ^Yho was an admirable audience, — and this farce had been not only actually printed in Windsor, and sold for a shilling a copy — (I fancy it must have paid its expenses, as I do not quite see how I could have otherwise settled the printing bill — I hope I am not still in his debt ; but anyhow I was a minor, and there is the Statute of Limitations for my protection) — but it had also been played in public, for a benefit, to a crowded house at the Theatre Eoyal, Worthing, by a company of professionals, for One Night Only ! * So it became known and accepted, at college, that I was an authority in theatricals, and before the term was out, we had contrived a capital little stage in our rooms, opposite Trinity College, over a grocer's shop, now swept away, and its place taken by Trinity New Buildings; we had got together our company, which was quite Shakspearean, in one respect, i.e., its ladies. But here we were most fortunate, as was the "A. D. C." afterwards. Lads between eighteen, nineteen, and twenty-one, * I haven't the heart to dispel the ilhisive impression in anything lint whispering type, wbicli I give as a sort of aside to the reader, but I must in all honesty explain how this work of an unknown author of fifteen years of age came to be acted before a crowded audience at a public theatre. The AVorthing Theatre was not at that time much of a place either to speak o/, of to speak in. I am talking of what it was a quarter of a century ago, in 1852. The players came and went, and generally managed to pick up something from " bespeaks " and " benefits." The manager called on a relative of mine, and asked him for his patronage for a certain evening. He happened to have my farce lying on the table (all my family, I believe, had been supplied with copies, whether gratis or not, I am unable to say), and stipulated that its performance should be the condition of his patronage. The manager accepted the farce — promised, and played it. I remember seeing the bill. There was the usual "great attraction " and so forth ; but 1 regret not having witnessed the entertainment. So that is how my first farce came to be played in public by the sad sea wave. By the way, I think I have got my dates pretty correct. By reference to an Eton list, 1 llnd I left Eton in 1853 ; therefore, as I matriculated at Cambridge in the following year, my first term Avas in October, 1854, before I had completed my eighteenth year. n 2 4 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A,D.Cr Camb. slim and guiltless of whisker or moustache, downy fledgelings whose delight was then not to encourage hirsute growth, hut to shave, could easily ''make up" for the female characters, and represent them admirably, voice excepted. At that time the " moustache movement" had only barely commenced, and I remember sending up to Pitncli a sketch of a mistaken young undergraduate appearing before the dean, under the impression that he had been summoned to receive a reprimand for his moustache, a mere sprout ; and the dean was made to answer sarcastically, " I didn't perceive you had any." Both dean and undergraduate were portraits. That of the dean was, by the merest chance, exact, and in my letter I requested the editor (Mr. Mark Lemon) to request the artist, Mr. John Leech, not to alter either face in transferring the sketch to Punch's page. Mr. Leech executed an inimitable picture, of course, faithfully retaining the likenesses, while giving real life to what had been mere pen-and-ink outline ; but I notice that he did not put his well-known signature to the picture. I sent up two other sketches from Cambridge, and on refer- ring to John Leech's collected drawings, I find that his initials are absent from both. Li his collection there are many unsigned, so I suppose it was his custom to omit his initials, when he could not claim the originality of the design. At all events, moustaches and whiskers were conspicuous by their absence at that time, and so the difficult question that invari- ably arises at every amateur performance, of, " Must I shave for the part ? " did not give us much trouble. The performance of this piece in our rooms — rooms belong- ing to a friend and myself who " kept" together — was such a success as to suggest a repetition of the entertainment. Our little company, the nucleus of the future Club, met together to consider this, early in the following term ; but our ambition led us to higher flights, not dramatically, for, if I remember rightly, we only wished to play Morton's immortal Box and Cox, Frank Talfourd's burlesque oi Macbeth, written by him at Eton, and a short burlesque of my own, called Villiklns The First Step. 5 and his Dinah, of wliicli I had just made a sketchy plan,* and instead of confining our talent to our apartments over the grocer's, we wanted to take the big room at the Bull,f (that was the name of the hotel, I think), where the county balls were held, have a stage down from London, go in heavily for costumes, and — charge for admission ! Nor did we stop at this proposition. The inch had been taken, why not the ell '? Why go to the Bull, when there was a real bond fide theatre, with real boxes, real pit, real gallery, real scenes, and real lights, within half an hour's walk of us, namely, at Barnwell ? At the mention of the Barnwell Theatre, the meeting looked grave. There were objections. " There were," I admitted, — " but not insuperable." It was only my second term, and I was, as yet, unacquainted with the unsavoury reputation this suburb of Cambridge had acquired. The celebrated uncle- slayer, George Barnwell, could not have been worse spoken of, as a man, than was tliis Barnwell, as a place. I stood out for Barnwell. Somehow, my theatrically- attuned ideas associated the name of the place with that of the famous tragedy, whose hero I have just mentioned above, of which I had heard, as usually preceding a Drury Lane pantomime. I stuck to the Barnwell Theatre. My elders remonstrated, and represented, that, for such a performance as I contemplated, the Vice- Chancellor's per- mission was indispensable. This — audacious juvenile that I was — had no terrors for me. I had not an idea what a Vice- Chancellor was like. I didn't believe in him, any more than did Mrs. Prig in Sairey Gamp's Mrs. Harris. I thought he was a sort of Guy Faux figure on a woolsack. I had no reverence. I was for blindly * I find by dates that tliis burlesque was not actually written until the October term of 1855, but the subject was i)opular enough in 1854, and had been for years. T The Bull was suggested in the first instance, as there was some floatin*? vague tradition about a performance which, "oncenpon a time," had been given there by undergraduates. The Bull was then the chief hotel. 6 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.d' Camb. rushing in where my betters refused to tread. I had said in my heart, There is no Vice- Chancellor ; and, in fact, I did not, at that time, realize the full extent of University autho- rity. I was going to teach my alma mater, not my alma mater me. Alma mater was to he instructed how to get up Box and Cox,- Villikins and his Dinah, Macbeth burlesque, and. Bomhastes Furioso, *' which had only one woman in it, and was, therefore, very easy." All commencing amateurs rush for Bombastes: few know anything at all about playing it. But, for the matter of that, even professionals make an utter muddle of it, and misconceive its bathos. I had, however, enjoyed the advantage of instruc- tion from as great an authority on Bombastes as he was on the Antigone, and that was Mr. W. G. Cookesley, who had in- sisted upon our playing it at Eton, and who had coached us in the true serious vein of this old-fashioned, genuine bur- lesque. Talfourd's Macbeth was set aside in favour of Bom- bastes, and the Barnwell Theatre scheme was relinquished in favour of the room at the Bull. Then Bombastes was supplanted by my VilliJdns and his Dinah, which I under- took to have finished in plenty of time, and which, like Bombastes, having only one female character in it,' was there- fore to be easily managed. We fluctuated between Bom- bastes and Villikins, but we determined upon the room at the Bull.* But, for this it appeared we should also have to obtain the Vice-Chancellor's permission, or the Proctors could come in, ask for our " names and colleges," and report actors and audience to the authorities. Rustication was vexation ; and we were not at all sure what penalty might be incurred for acting stage-plays without a licence. Probably rustication would not follow, but we might be "gated " for the rest of * Of course the "A. D. C," when started, took up its quarters in the roar of the Hoop Hotel ; hut before the idea was concreted into a chib, the pro- jectors of the performance merely thought of hiring a room at the Bull or some other hotel, "for one night onl)%" The First Step, 7 the term, and as that meant a most severe restriction on our liberty, no one cared to run such a risk, especially those who lived outside college, and who when " gated" would have no companions to share their imprisonment, and no cheerful quadrangle, or cloisters, to lounge in. It was finally decided that the Vice-Chancellor's permission should he obtained (we felt confident that it would be granted) for our performance at the Bull, or, — I stipulated for this alternative, — at the Barnwell Theatre. For my part, I held firmly to the latter, and, as they unanimously selected me for the mission to convert the Vice-Chancellor to our theatrical views, I undertook the office, on the distinct understanding, that I was to use my own discretion as to the place to be chosen for our performance. The Vice-Chancellor was to be found at Cains College. I had some vague idea that in calling on a Vice-Chancellor some official dress was dc ngueur, I did not know what, and no one could tell me. I decided, ultimately, for cap and gown. Cap and bells would have been more appro- priate. As the hour a])proached for my visit, I began to be nervous. If I had previously treated the idea f a Vice- Chancellor with more than indiflerence, I now, for the first time, commenced to think of him with something akin to awe. I had not believed in him, and now I was going to see him. He had been in perspective, at the vanishing point, and now I was going to walk up to him and see him in ju'ojmd i^ersond. If I could have visited him by deputy, I would have done so : but I couldn't. The time came, and hot and uncomfortable, I entered the gate of Caius, and walked to the Vice- Chancellor's house. Of course the entrance to it was ancient and dingy, all such entrances are. I was left in the sombre passage by a clerical- looking butler, who took my card in to his master . Beyond the present interview which I am about to recount, I know nothing of this excellent man. (Not the butler, the Vice-Chancellor, though the remark applies to both equally.) 8 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.d' Cmnb, I never, to my knowledge, saw, or spoke to, him again. This was our first and last meeting. Presently I was ushered into a dull, dimly-lighted room, and into the presence of the Vice- Chancellor, a short, wizened, dried-up, elderly gentleman, with little legs and a big head, like a serious Punch doll, wearing his academical cap, and with his gown hitched up under his elbows, which gave him the appearance of having recently finished a hornpipe before I came in. He had the fidgetty air of a short-sighted person who has just lost his glasses. This I believe was the truth : he had mislaid his glasses. After saluting me, as I stood, timidly respectful, cap in hand, in the middle of the room, he commenced the conversation. *' You want to see me, I believe, Mr. — , Mr. — ," here he referred to the card, but, the light being unfavourable, he was unable to read it without his spectacles, and so gave it up as a bad job. I did not feel inclined to help him. Somehow, why I don't know, I felt that my name would be against me. It was like one of those ohitar dicta, about which you have to be very careful, lest it should be " used against you at your trial." *' Yes, sir," I said, twiddling the tassel of my cap, which had been cut off rather short. Then there w^as a pause. I didn't see how to plunge in viedias res, and he wouldn't help me. " I've got a meeting of the Heads in a few minutes," said the Vice-Chancellor, taking out a large watch, pretending to consult it, and then returning it to his fob. A " meeting of the Heads " had a pantomimic sound about it, w^hich was, in view of my errand, reassuring. I hoped that the "Heads " in " Meeting" would not hurt themselves. In my mind's eye I pictured those Heads, and I remember now how the unfamiliar use of the word " Heads " struck me, and how I formulated a sort of riddle to myself about " how many Heads together make one body." Had I been allowed to chat with the Vice-Chancellor about these " Heads," and could The First Step. 9 I thus have gradually proceeded to the object of my visit, I am sure we should have got on quite pleasantly. If I could only have said, " Never mind the Heads, listen to my tale,'' the ice would have been broken. But I was too nervous for this ill-timed levity. I felt I must begin. I began accordingly, very hot, and uncomfortably parched : and in a husky voice, as if I had been breakfasting on nuts. " I've come, sir, to ask you, sir," I said, "for your permis- sion " — my sentence was not as clear as this, but confused and jumbled : "for your permission, to — to — " and then I thought I could put it better, and so tried back. " I mean, sir, we had some idea of getting up a — a — a — " like Mac- beth's amen, the words " theatrical performance " stuck in my throat. If there had been a trap-door at my feet, and I could have been let down easily into the cellar beneath, startled the clerical-lookuig butler, and then escaped, I would have given a trifle to have done so at that moment. Never shall I forget this interview. " Yes," he said, taking my sentence up at the point where I had dropped it. "You are getting up a — subscription, eh? For what object ? " I had a great mind to adopt his suggestion, and make it a subscription, instead of theatricals. The idea struck me, " How about saying, we propose to play for a charity. The Something Hospital. I know there is one "; but on second thoughts I discarded this notion, as a detail to be subsequently considered, and made for my point, by the shortest and most direct route in my power. "No, sir," I replied ; "not exactly a subscription, though the object," and here the charity idea again recurred, as softening it all down, " would be the benefit of some hospital — the Adenbrook Hospital, for instance," I added, so as to interest him, as it were, with a certain local colouring. He merely nodded, and peered at me ; he was peering at me during nearly the whole interview ; and at first I could not lo Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.CJ" Camb, make out why — absence of glasses and nearness of sight would not sufficiently account for his searching regards. It was not long before I discovered the reason of this scrutiny. " And, sir," I went on, rather vaguely, '' I thought — at least we thought — that a theatrical performance — " he started, as my cat jumped thus suddenly out of the bag, and his start frightened me, but I managed to resume as steadily as I could, '' a theatrical performance — of — in fact — ahem ! — some one or two plays — or one — perhaps," — thinking not to overpower him with too large a programme all at once — '' and— and — and — " here I came to a standstill. But I breathed more freely now. The first step had been taken, and the words "theatrical performance " had been pro- nounced. The Vice- Chancellor peered at me, as though I were grad- ually melting before him in a mist. *'Um!" he said, so portentously, that it sounded tome like an awful rebuke of my rashness, in daring to thrust my- self forward, and disturbing the peace of the University. If I could, even then, have begged his pardon, and have said, like Mr. Toots, " It's of no consequence," I would have with- drawn. But I was not acting for myself, I was a Deputy with a mission. *' Um ! " said the Vice-Chancellor ; and, giving his gown a good hitch up over his elbows, he put his head on one side, as though he were meditating the commencement of another hornpipe on the spot. Had he done so, I could have joined him in a breakdown. Of course, his dance would have been " the College Hornpipe." On second thoughts, however, he gave up the idea of dancing, and after some consideration, during which he seemed to be trying to realise, in his aca- demical mind, the full scope and bearing of my request for a *' theatrical performance," he said, *' And where do you propose giving this dramatic represen- tation?" The First Step. 1 1 The question was more than my wildest hopes could have expected. In effect, he had granted the application, so it seemed to me, and was now going into details. At once I was more at ray ease, and answered, with an inquiring, per- haps almost a patronizing, smile, as if rather inviting a sug- gestion from Kim^ than making one myself, — " Well, sir, we had thought of the — the — " I hesitated a little — hut out it must come, and it came — " of the Barnwell Theatre," and seeing his severe expression, I hastened to add, as if I in no way insisted on the Barnwell Theatre as the only place — " or the large room at the Bull." Somehow I felt that I had put my foot in it — that Barn- well and the Bull had done it hetween them. His manner was courteous, hut very grave, when, peering at me more intently than ever, he said, — '' I have not the pleasure of heing ji^rsonally acquainted with you, I helieve, Mr. — Mr. — Mr. — " and he referred to my card, which he could not see to read. I was bound to help him. My name, I informed him, was Burnand ; somehow it didn't sound to my own ears as if I said it well ; in fact, I pronounced it so badly, that I should have been prepossessed against myself, on the spot, had I been somebody else hearing it for the first time. He went on with his examination, as though I were trying to keep something back from him. " Of Trinity ?'' he asked, persuasively. *' Of Trinity," I answered. *'A — um — a Fellow of Trinity?" he inquired, with a courtesy of manner, and an emphasis on the word " Fellow " that implied a doubt. *' No, sir," I answered, respectfully, but with as much carelessness as I could muster at the moment, — "no, sir, I am not a Fellow." I tried to give myself the air of saying this, as though I could have been a Fellow if I had liked, only that, somehow, it had not suited my purpose. 12 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.CT Carnb. His manner towards me changed visibly. He became stiff er, and more decidedly the academical Don. " Um !" he said, with decreasing courtesy, and increasing emphasis on the test word, *' A scholar of Trinity ?" *' No," I replied, getting rather tired of this ; '' I am not a scholar." I did not like to tell him I was an undergraduate, and that this was only my second term. '' Oh," he said, with some asperity, as though he resented my having obtained an interview with him under false pre- tences, "I did not see your gown." That was what he had been peering at. At first he had thought that I was wearing the gown of a Master of Arts ; now, he was not quite clear whether it was a Bachelor's, or not. *' You have taken your degree and are staying up?" he suggested, inquiringly. It was like a doctor's guesses at a patient's health, and being wrong every time. " No, sir," I w^as obhged to admit ; " I have not yet taken my degree." " Oh ! " he said, with a sort of pitying air. " Still an undergraduate ?" He had guessed right at last. The opportunity for pre- senting him with a pun on his own name — which was Guest — was almost too good to be lost. But the interests of our dramatic scheme were at stake, and I felt, that, at this critical moment, a false step on my part would ruin our not very bright prospects. Somehow we seemed to have wandered away from the subject, to which I saw no road back. This time he took the initiative. Now he was quite the Don. His un- certainty had vanished. It was no longer an interview be- tween a colonel and a captain, or a lieutenant, but between a colonel and a private. Once more he hitched up his gown, but this time it was not with the air of a man who might be going to dance, but with the determined action of The First Step. \% a truculent counsel, who is not going to be browbeaten by a witness. " So you want my permission for a dramatic perform- ance?" " Yes," I said, humbly, that was what his petitioner, &c., and if he granted it, then, in effect, his petitioners would ever pray, &c., &c. "Um!" he said, giving another violent hitch up to his gown. " And — ahem ! — what play do you propose ?" "What play?" This was an unexpected question. We had, as I have said, fixed on Box and Cox, Vlllikins and his Dinah, if done in time, or Bomhastes, and perhaps Talfourd's Macbeth Travestie. "Well, sir," I replied, diffidently, "we have not yet quite decided," but, as I didn't want him to make this a pretext for deferring his answer, I added, " but we are considering two or three." "Ah!" he said, with a more satisfied air, which argued well for my success, — " ah ! Of course," he went on, most seriously, " there's a large field for selection." I was delighted to agree with him. " There is," I observed, with the authority of a student of dramatic literature, "a very large collection of plays." My thoughts reverted to " Lacy's Acting Edition," in many volumes, and I thought what a choice we should have, if we once got permission, and how we might play, Did you ever Send your Wife to Camhenvell ? * My Precious Betsy, That Blessed Bahy, Betsy Baker, Domestic Economy, Grimshaiv, Bagshaw, and Bradshaw, and a heap of others, in which Wright, the Keeleys, and Buckstone had been so inimitably funny. " Yes," the Vice-Chancellor continued, very gravely, and balancing himself alternately on his toes and heels ; " there is a large choice. Is it a Greek play that you propose ?" * This was one of the first farces performed by the " A. D. C." 14 Personal Reininiscences of the ''A.D.C!' Camb. I might have been knocked over with a feather. I saw it was hopeless ; I saw he was on the wrong tack ; I saw, that, unless he granted permission, without further inquiry, there was an end of the matter. " No," I replied, as if I were most reluctantly divulging a deep secret ; "it is not a Greek play." And I wondered to myself what he would think of Villikins and his Dinah, if I had mentioned the subject to him. " Well," he continued, as if inclined to yield a point in my favour, " perhaps you are right. Terence is a favourite. You have, you say, selected a Latin play ?" "No, sir, I," — I hesitated, — "it is — it is not a Latin play." I devoutedly wished I could have said Box and Cox was a Latin play. It flashed through my mind, " If I could only call it Balbus et CaitiSf or Castor and Pollux. But it won't do : he would find it out afterwards." " Not Greek, or Latin ! " he exclaimed, as if these were the only two languages he had ever heard of anywhere. " Then what is the play you propose ?" " Well, sir, it's — it's English," I answered ; and I began to have my doubts as to the truth of that statement now. " English !" he repeated, with an air of surprise. " One of Shakspeare's ? Surely that's rather an undertaking ?" I admitted most readily, for it was the first loophole he had given me, that Shakspeare would indeed have been far too much of an enterprise for us, and that, in fact, we did not aim quite so high. " Then what do you propose to play?" he asked, severely. I looked at him to see if I could detect the slightest tremble of humour in his eye, or the pucker of a smile on his lips. No. He was as hard as granite. He had suggested Greek plays, Latin plays, and had conceded Shakspeare. Evidently, as Vice-Chancellor of the University, he could not be expected to take cognizance of any compositions outside these three, or rather these two, for Shakspeare was a concession. From The First Step, 15 Sophocles to Terence, from Terence to Sliakspeare, was all very well, very proper, and both classical and correct ; but, from the Antigone to the AdelpJd (Terence's, not Webster's), from the Adclphi of Terence (who, when I first went to Eton, was, I thought, an Irislt dramatist) to the Comedy of Errors, and from that to Box and Cox, and thence to Villikins and his Dinah, the fall was too great for serious consideration. Still the truth had to be told. "Well, sir," I began humbly, "we were not thinking of attempting anything great. It is merely among ourselves." " Members of the University onli/, of course," interrupted the Vice- Chancellor. " Oh, of course ! " I returned, quite cheerfully, being de- lighted to find myself at one with him on any point. "And, sir, we were thinking of merely playing a little — a little piece." A grand idea struck me. I would not mention the name. Box and Cox, which might only make the Vice-Chanccllor think I was laughing at him, but I would mention the name of its author, Mr. Maddison Morton, by which, I fancied, he would be impressed ; for I knew that I, personally, had always been impressed by the name of Maddison Morton, which, I still think, does sound wonderfully imposing ; only it sounds better without the prefix of ^'Mister,'' which rather vulgarizes it. However, I felt that the Vice- Chancellor was bound to give the " Mister." So I finished up thus, — " We are thinking of playing a little piece by Mr. Maddison Morton." " Perhaps," it occurred to me, " the Vice- Chancellor may know Maddison Morton ; and, if so, all right ! " But Dr. Guest only appeared puzzled, and repeated several times, — "Morton — Morton! " as if he were either trying to recall an acquaintance of that name, or were learning the word, by heart, like a parrot. " Maddison Morton," I explained, affably. 1 6 Pei'sonal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.C^ Cainb, " Um ! " he considered. Then he paused and examined the carpet. Receiving no assistance from that quarter, he looked up suddenly at me, and asked, " Fellow of Trinity? " " No," I said. I was not aware, — he might he — hut — in fact, Maddison Morton had never presented himself to me in that light. For me, it had heen sufficient that Maddison Morton should have heen the distinguished author of Box and Cox, ''Not a Fellow of Trinity?" said the Vice-Chancellor, suspiciously. "No; I don't think so." *' Um ! And you propose acting a play written hy Mr. Morton, who is not a Fellow of Trinity ? Yes ; what is the name ? " I could not help it. It was hound to come out at last. "It is called Box and Cox,'' Even then I was afraid he would ask me if ' Box and Cox ' were Fellows of Trinity, without which qualification their fate, I felt at once, was sealed. I even regretted not having intro- duced them as Mr. Box and Mr, Cox, the other title sound- ing so familiar. If I could only have metamorphosed them into the Rev. Mr. Box, M.A., Fellow of Trinity, and Dr. Cox, D.D., Fellow of Caius, it would have heen perfect. But the Vice-Chancellor was very grave and serious over it. He did not know either Box or Cox, hy name. They were not members of the University, any more than Mr. Maddison Morton was a Fellow of Trinity, and so he could not recognize them, officially. Box, and Cox, might he, he seemed to think, very worthy persons, without a stain on their charac- ter, hut he could not countenance them, as performing in this University. He had misunderstood me, and thought I had proposed a theatrical entertainment to he given hy Messrs. Box and Cox (of the London theatres) in a play written hy a Mr. Morton, — not a Fellow of Trinity.* * How I subsequently wished that I had been acquainted with the fact of Mr. Tom Taylor having been a Fellow of Trinity. I was acquainted with The First Step, 17 I thought he was going to ask mc for the name of the other piece, and I would rather have relinquished the whole affair, there and then, than have given up the name of yUli' Jiins and his Dinah, and have avowed myself the author. No : I had got into a difficulty, and made myself a martyr for the sake of Box and Cox, and that was ridiculous enough for one morning. If I added Villikins, he would think that there was a lunatic undergraduate at large in Trinity College. Fortunately the clock reminded him, that, at that hour, a council was sitting, — where his attendance was imperative. " I will lay this matter," he said, solemnly, " before the Heads, and will forward you our decision." The idea of the Heads again struck me, only this time in connection with the tossing shilling and the lucky sixpence, in " Box and Cox." *' Heads I don't win," I thought to myself as I thanked the Vice- Chancellor for his polite attention, and so withdrew. Through an open side-door in the hall, as I passed out, I saw the "Heads" assembling, and I could not help feeling intensely amused at the notion of the Vice-Chan- cellor's gravely submitting for the careful consideration of this august body the names of Box and Cox, not being members of the University, associated with that of Maddison Morton {not a Fellow of Trinity), and of F. C. Burnand, undergraduate, Trin. Coll. Cam. This was the first step taken towards obtaining official recognition for an amateur University performance, with what result remains to be seen. And this interview, which should form the subject of a fine historical cartoon, took place in the early part of the Lent Term — it must have been quite at the commencement of the Term, while the fervour of the previous Term's theatricals was still warm within us, and before I had settled down to the routine of University life. some of his plays, performed, I think, by the Wigans, and then there was Our Clerks, with the Keeleys in it. But, advanced as I was in theatrical matters, I did not know everything at eighteen. CHAPTEE 11. THE " ATHENiEUM " PEKFORMANCE AND THE FIRST INSPIRATION. I HAVE never felt any profound veneration for a Don — I mean, of course, a University Don, as tlie regular Spanish Dons, or, rather, the irregular Spanish Dons, as, for example, Don Quixote or Don Cesar de Bazan, have always commanded my admiration, if not my esteem and respect. But for the representative, typical, college Don, I have not, and never had, I say it boldly, the slightest atom of respect, and the sentiments of my youth, as regards Dons in general, have never been modified, or altered, by the experience of middle-age. What was at first a very natural undergraduate instinct, has grown into a most firm and honest conviction. Of course I am aware that there are Dons and Dons ; but when a Don, who is a Don by position, is at the same time not a Don by disposition, then he ought not to be a Don at all ; he is so clearly out of place, that, when you inform your friends that the gentleman in question is a resident fellow of S. Boni- face, they will hardly credit your assertion. There is no such creature, properly speaking, as a young Don. If a man is a Don by nature, he is never young. There are no such comfortable places anywhere as those held by the college Dons in residence. Their life is simply a luxurious development of bachelor existence in club and chambers, but their chambers are above suspicion, and the obhgations of their state are a guarantee for their individual local respecta- bility, while their public morality is as unexceptionable as ''Athencetnn'' Pe^^formance — First Inspiration, 19 their dinners at tlie high tahle in Hall, and their wine in the common room of the College. Dons seem to forget they have ever been undergraduates ; and, for the matter of that, they have very little to forget, as they, probably, never partook of the generally hilarious under- graduate's temperament, — the healthy outburst of youth and the overflow of animal spirits, peculiarly English in its boisterous character, easily directed for good by judicious control, and turned off into various channels of harmless recreation, where a discriminating superior, if he chose to trouble himself about those placed under his care, would be able to detect the bent, inclination, of many a young man, whose peculiar talents might be then and there fostered with the most beneficial results. The "A. D. C." has had some valuable assistance from Dons, but these belong to the exceptional class, who were not Dons by Nature, but by Grace of the senate, — that is if a Grace of the senate be required for the creation, which I doubt; but the sentence turns itself well, and has a theo- logical air suited to the gravity of the subject, and so, right or wrong, with Grace or Graceless, let it stand. The Vice- Chancellor who wanted to know if Box and Cox were " Fellows of Trinity," and who seemed to ignore all dramatic literature, except what was strictly classical and within the limits of an ordinary examination paper, was, and has always been, my heaii-idcal of an English University Don. Why have we not Schools of Dramatic Art, and Schools of Painting within the University? Why not a professorship of Dramatic Literature, the lecturer explaining the art of construction, the method of development of plot, and the examination requiring a competent knowledge of the English drama first and foremost, and then of the French, the Italian, the German and the Spanish ? Have we all of us a natural taste for mathematics, or for the military tactics of the ancient Greeks and Bomans ? Let the usual grounding, as we have had it — and as it still is, and ;20 Personal Raniniscenccs of the ''A.D.C^ Camb. must he, — be retained, and our sons will be more interested in Balbus and Caius building their wall, if the wall itself is made an object of interest to us in the first instance. If Balbus and Caius, both authors, actors, and managers, and joint proprietors of a theatre, having purchased the suit- able plot of ground, commence their w^ork with a wall — why here, at once, is more than a field, — a number of provinces of knowledge, — open at once to the art student, who would pick up incidentally an acquaintance with practical business, and be directed to the schools of Law to master the questions of freehold, copyhold, tenancy, sale and purchase, ancient lights, compensation, &c., &c., to the school of architecture for the best models, to gain information in various languages concerning the theatres in various parts of the civilized world — and so on — ad infinitum. Would not many of us have taken a personal interest in Caius and Balbus — from this point of view ? Directly a lad finds a line of study that interests him, he will study. The lad who has not got the taste for the studies which go to make a senior wrangler, will never arrive at that degree, no matter how good his will, how hard his w^ork. It will be all up hiU and against collar, and, as in a crowd of competitors there must be some one to whom the work is pleasant and comes easily, the misplaced student will expend his energies to no purpose — save one, which I admit is an important one. I mean the exercise of his will in obedience to a call of duty. But what would not such a young man have done with congenial w^ork ? What eminence would he not have attained, early in life, in that line for which nature had fitted him ? Which disquisition and inquiry after all comes to this, that if the Vice- Chancellor had been struck by my application for a performance to be licensed by the University, he might '^AthencEtim'' Performance — First Inspiration, 21 have gone a step farther and have instituted a Dramatic College, whence in the course of a few years, would have issued highly educated Keans, Kembles, Macreadys, and Garricks, with an English Sardou or two, and an Alexandre Dumas 'pcre etfils to write for them. But that was not to be. In what form the Vice- Chancellor presented my request to the Heads — oh, those Heads ! — always a pantomimic idea to me — I have never been able to leai'n, nor can I easily imagine. Whether he got confused in his names and told them that Mr. Maddison Box, who was noty he regretted to say, a Fellow of Trinity, and Mr. Morton Cox, of No College as far as he could learn, wished to give a theatrical entertainment for a charity, with his (the Vice-Chancellor's) sanction, and that of the Heads — whereupon they all shook them solemnly, and the request was negatived by the whole lot, — or whether he only casually alluded to it as an insignificant matter, which, as coming from two undergraduates of Trinity, whose names were Box and Cox, who had deputed another foolish under- graduate of the name of Burnand to interview him (the Vice) on the subject, was not worth their consideration — I have never inquired. Suffice it that three days after, — why three days ? there must have been some sort of ceremony — some delay — some formalities — unless the Vice had forgotten all about it, and had suddenly found my card three days after- wards, and determined at once to answer me — three days after my interview, a very pohte formal note was left at my lodg- ings, opposite Trinity, to the effect that " the V.-C. presented his compliments to Mr. Burnand, who would inform his friends " — (he hadn't got Cox and Box out of his head — he evidently pictured me with Cox and Box at wine in my rooms) — " that after due consideration the Heads were unable to grant their sanction for a theatrical performance." Well, now we were in a worse position than before. With- out having gone to the Vice- Chancellor we could have given a performance, and if interfered with could have pleaded ho7id 22 Pe7^soiial Reminiscences of the ''A.D.C" Camb, fide ignorance of all statutes in that case made and provided. But noiVy if we gave a performance, we knew that it must be in direct violation of the University Law. Our application for permission virtually amounted to a recognition of the law against theatrical performances in the University. And the V.-C.'s explicit refusal — a refusal coming from the collective wisdom of the University — came as an utterance from the Talking Head. The representative of all authority settles the question. If we performed now — we, Box, Cox, and Burnand, at least those were the parties addressed through me, by the Yice — if ive performed now, we defied the law, and ran no slight danger of excommunication, I mean of rustica- tion, loss of term, or gating for a term, or some such penalty. We had the available talent at hand. What was to be done ? We consulted together. I have already mentioned our first performance in our rooms opposite Trinity Gate — rooms that have now vanished and the space occupied (worthily, I am glad to say) by an annex of Trinity — and therefore we had, as I have said, tho beginnings of a corps dramatiqiie. The great dilficulty of obtaining a fitting representative of the " Spindle side," had been got over, and in Mr. F. C. Wilson of Trinity, who subsequently figured in the "A. D. C." Bills as "Mr. C. Digby," we had an artist who, in Shakspeare's time, might have been chosen by the poet himself to represent his Audrey or his Lady Macbeth, — for, strange to say, but fortunately for us, he was excellent in burlesque though his forte was undoubtedly tragedy, of which quality, except in the course of burlesque, he was never called upon to give us a taste. Those who may be inclined to remark, goodnaturedly, that at that time we probably mistook tragedy for burlesque, and burlesque for tragedy, must remember that we were con- stantly seeing Robson in his best days at the Olympic, when in his burlesque he touched the very boundary line of "At/iejtmmt' Performance — First Inspiration, 23 tragedy — indeed in Slij'lock and Medea lie passed it, instantly returning, however, to burlesque — and in the Misers Daughter we saw the intensity of his dramatic power. Burlesque there was not a mere leg-display, for the ballet was still in existence as an attractive part of the entertain- ment, but it was acted, with a purpose, by the Keeleys, the Wigans, Charles Mathews, the Frank Matthewses, James Bland, Miss Horton, Harley, Madame Celeste, and Mrs. Mellon, and the burlesque, or extravaganza, occupied an im- portant position in the evening's programme. Therefore our notions of burlesque were rather different from what prevails now-a-days, and even from what was in vogue a few years after the " A. D. C." was started, that is when Strand burlesques were made popular by the charm of Miss Swanborough, the pretty faces and the inimitable fun of Patty Oliver and Marie Wilton (Mrs. Bancroft), the earnestness of Charlotte Saunders, the grace of Fanny Josephs, and the original humour of * Jimmy ' Rogers and * Little ' Clarke. But at Cambridge in my time our ideal of burlesque acting was llobson ; of light comedy, Charles Mathews ; of farce, Buckstone. Of Dramatic Authors, except Maddison Morton, we knew very little. We spoke of any play as " one of Lacy's " — meaning that it was in the catalogue of plays sold by the late Mr. T. Hailes Lacy, of 89, Strand. Besides F. C. Wilson there was a Mr. Llewellyn who appeared — in the private theatricals at our rooms on this occasion only, with singular distinction, but who took his degree and his departure soon after, and never belonged to the " A. D. C." So that F. C. Wilson and myself were in effect the entire company. Neither of us wished the idea to be dropped, but besides being my senior, he was in a totally different set from that in which I lived and moved, — and, as the only bond of union between us, at this time, was our taste for theatricals, and as there appeared just now very little chance of our being able to indulge this taste, we 24 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D^CT Camb. seldom met. But when we did, it was to talk about the possibility of establishing a Dramatic Club, which he pro- mised to join if it could be once started. The Vice-Chancellor had puzzled me. For a time he had paralysed my action. I confided my difficulties to some friends, Etonian under- graduates belonging to the Athenaeum Club, which was the swell University Club, for which only the University Tufts were eligible. The Tufts naturally attracted the Toadies, as Athenaeum membership — the rooms were over a tailor's shop in Trinity Street — conferred a dignity on the privileged undergraduate, and for that matter on the privileged grad- uate, — for there were, I fancy, one or two youngish Dons, recently in orders, who thought more of their position as members of the Athenaeum, than of their status as Fellows of Trinity. A generously disposed young nobleman might be of con- siderable service hereafter to an agreeable and reverend Don, who in such a patron saw the first sign-post directing him to a bishopric. The next thing I heard was that the Athenaeum was going to give a performance at the Red Lion, an hotel in Petit Curey, where there was a first-rate room, generally used for masonic lodges and county balls. The Athenaeum made no secret of it. They pretended to do so just as a show of such deference as — noblesse oblige — was to be expected for dukes, earls, and other titled members of the aristocracy who had kindly con- sented to come up to the University and patronise the ancient Institution. This undoubtedly vexed me, considerably. The Vice-Chancellor had refused permission to Box and Cox, and to commoners, plebeians, anybodies, and here were Viscount Box and Lord Cox, with Sir Bluster Bouncer, without a " with your leave," or " by your leave," flaunting their thea- trical programme in the face of the University, or at all events ''Athenceum' Performance — First hispiration, 25 of Trinity College, which to U8 (of Trin. Coll., Cam.) was about the same thing. To quote the immortal work, " Should I curb my indig- nation ? should I falter in my vengeance ? No ! " (vide Box's or Cox's speech, when one throws the other's breakfast out of the window). But I did curb my indignation. I did not falter in my vengeance, but I postponed it. One of the Athenaeum men, an Etonian, — who was to play Frank Matthews's part in The Bachelor of ArtSy paid mo the compliment of coming to me to be coached. As I have already explained, I had brought with me from Eton this theatrical reputation. I coached him with an imitation of Frank Matthews from memory, and then proffered my ser- vices to assist any one else. I had seen the play more than once, and remembered most of the business. My usefulness entitled me to a free admission on both nights — for there were two — Charles the Second and The Orifjinal being the first bill, and The Bachelor of Arts and a farce the second — and I went to see the performances, which went off capitally, and were, as far as I can remember, eminently successful. The point gained was that it had not been interfered with by the authorities, and so formed a precedent. On that very night a member of the Athena3um, George Lennox Conyngham, and a certain medical practitioner who had received a foreign diploma, and who shall be nameless here except as " The Doctor " (for he had nothing at all to do with the University, and was not recognised professionally by the tutors), met at the former's room for supper, and to criticise the whole performance, which we considered could have been vastly improved in various ways. I was annoyed at their having, as I considered, seized on my theatrical idea, and at my having been excluded from active participation in their performance, and so I determined to start something really 26 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.C'' Camb, *' big," as the Americans say, to which the Athenians should have to pay for admission, and that only as a favour. I was not going to have my idea baulked. I proposed a Theatrical Club. Conyngham jumped at the notion. It would be a slap in the face for the Athenaeum. The Doctor naturally jumped at it, as he would have jumped at anything that gave him a chance of securing a footing among University men, and getting to- gether a good outside practice. I did not see his motive then. I was only interested in the success of my scheme. I proposed a permanent theatre. Where ? Old Litchfield — gathered to his ancestors long ago — who used to keep a well-known restauration at Cambridge, whence issued the desserts for wines and dinners, and at whose shop the free-and-easy undergraduate took his dinner when he was either too late, or disinclined for *' Hall," — old Litch- field informed us, as an authority, that he remembered a theatre at what was now Death and Dyson's livery stable in Jesus Lane, and he described it as fitted up with boxes, and pit, and gallery, and how it was patronised by the town and county people — and how the University authoriti-es sat on it, and how it collapsed. Then he told us of another abortive attempt in Swan's auction rooms : and of another at the Hoop. " The Hoop ! " we exclaimed ; *' are there rooms at the Hoop?" " Of course — the Union {i.e., the Debating Club) had them at one time, and now they're turned into billiard rooms." Very evidently the proprietor, whoever it might be, would never consent to forego such a profitable concern as billiard rooms, to turn them into such a very speculative and uncer- tain affair as a theatre supported by undergraduates. So after a dinner at Litchfield's we decided to look about. Our looking about cost us several dinners at the Hoop itself, where, at length, we found two unused rooms apaii from the ''Athenmwi' Performance— First Inspiration. 27 billiard rooms, from wliicli they were separated by a strong partition, and a securely fastened door. I forget why these were never used. The objection was that they were over a stable ; but the stable was empty, and was used for stowage of beer and wine casks. Another ob- jection might have been that access to the rooms could only be obtained by going through the Hoop itself, or through the side gate of the Hoop Brewery, in Jesus Lane, and so across a badly-paved and dimly-lighted yard, whence we mounted up some dirty wooden steps to these rooms. The larger of the two rooms was lighted by three big windows giving on to some leads, and the lesser by a skylight. ^'Lf-fllc, C ^ ioo^ OCT' /A' 3<-i. HotU 'io (Mt, Sf), (TO^ S'A/uJUoict, )Y(ndo(Hji^ This is an exact plan of the room. The dimensions originally were :— 33' 10'' X 22' 2" and 14 ft. high. In less than a quarter of an hour we had parcelled it out. A. Auditorium witli its door of entrance for the audience. B. The stage with its door for the orchestra. C. The green-room, to be used as dressing-room, &c., for the "artists," with their own private stage door. 28 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.C!' Camb, What could be more perfect ? It was not large, but it was large enough to begin with. The next thing was to ask about the lease, which the Doctor undertook to do, as neither Conyngham nor myself — certainly I less than anyone — knew very much about it. However, the landlord — Mr. Ekin — would only treat with a member of the University. He did not want to know what it was intended for : enough for his purpose that it should be taken by responsible undergraduates as a Club. The rooms were almost useless, and he was very glad to let them at a reasonable rent. I suppose by this time (twenty-four years after) now that the Club possesses the entire suite, he is not sorry he enter- tained the original — the very original proposition. The end of the Lent Term was fast approaching, and something had to be settled before we went away for Easter vacation, so that during our absence a commencement might be made, and something like a list of members obtained as a security for our expenses. With a dash which was worthy of a speculative promoter of these modern times of companies and limited liability I went in for the premises, I think in conjunction with Conyng- ham, and took them by the quarter ; at least, I think such were the terms of our lease. We had something to sign which was easy, and something to pay which was not so easy, but which, being paid, not only gave an impulse to our under- taking, but also induced us to look upon it in a somewhat more business-like manner than we had hitherto done. It was, I think, about the first matter of business into which — that is, signing and paying and taking a receipt — I have ever entered. I looked upon it as a form, except the payment, and then I felt we were committed beyond hope of return. The next step was to plan out the stage. For this work we were recommended to a capital carpenter, one Lovett, a tall handsome intelligent man, with a big beard, and a way ''Aihenmun'' Performance — First Inspiration. 29 of understanding what you meant before you had uttered half a sentence that saved a heap of trouble. I fancy that Lovett, as upright and honest a tradesman as ever stept, wished, like the Doctor, to make a University con- nection, and therefore went to work for us with a will, trying to do everything as reasonably as possible. He was theatrically inclined too, and was, I fancy himself a member of some town Cordis dramatique that had its occa- sional performances, out of Term time, at the Barnwell Theatre. Once, and once only, while I was staying up to read, did I witness a portion of one of these representations. The piece was I think The Field of Forty Footsteps^ but I am not certain. Anyhow it dealt with a Virtue much rouged in distress, who being at her wits' end in a wood alone with a villain of the deepest dye in awe-inspiring boots, cried frantically, " 'Elp ! 'elp ! ! 'elp ! ! ! " " Aye," cynically replied the scowling ruffian, drawing his dagger — the point of which nearly reached his boots — ** Aye ! 'elp! but 'ow?" Whereupon the hero rushed in, polished off the double- dyed one in two-twos, and everybody lived very happily ever afterwards except the wicked nobleman who had employed the villain in the capacity of a " creature," and who vanished through a trap in the flames of a burning castle. This by the way. Lovett undertook to make us a stage, proscenium, and all appliances and means to boot. What the amount of the contract was I forget. It may now be in the archives of the Club. But it has been with great difficulty that I have got at any archives at all. The early history of all gi-eat institutions is generally enveloped in mystery, and fact and fable are closely intermingled. Fortunately from almost the very commencement we had some sort of record kept, and this, with our oldest progi-ammes. -,o Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.d' Camb. I have by me. The date of the private amateur performance in the rooms shared by J. H. Norman, Glyn Vivian, and myself, over the grocer's opposite Trinity, was November, 1854. The date of the Athensjum performance at the Red Lion was about the middle of Lent Term, 1855, and it was imme- diately after this that we went to work. So earnest were Conyngham and myself in the matter, that after receiving our exeat for the vacation, we " stayed up " — contrary to all college rules and regulations — for some days at the Eagle Hotel, in order to see Lovett well started, and then fearing lest we should suddenly be interviewed by the proctors, we went to town, where we used to meet either at Limmer's, in Conduit Street, or at Long's in Bond Street, to draw up rules for the Club, which henceforth was to be known as the Amateur Dramatic Club, or "A. D. C." The rules were drawn up at Limmer's, and all our corre- spondence proceeded from these head-quarters. We had already several adherents, but not one, except Conyngham, from among the members of the aristocratic Athenaeum Club, which, it was supposed, viewed our proceedings with dis- favour. Our original members were not undergraduates who had come up from Eton or Harrow with any particular prestige, but, — ^with two or three exceptions, who set up for possessing a certain intimacy with life in London, — our first members were law-abiding, quiet, well-conducted members of the Uni- versity, and came from Trinity, Caius, St. John's, King's and Magdalene. From Limmer's we issued notices of a meeting to be con- vened at the Hoop Hotel, where the objects of the Club would be stated, the rules finally settled, the amount of entrance fee and subscription fixed, and a date settled for our first public performance. Conyngham and myself returned as early as possible to Cambridge in the ensuing May Term, and were delighted to ''Athe7iceiLm " Performance — First Inspiration, 3 1 find that Lovett had made good progress with the stage, and the rooms began to assume a habitable, or rather a clubbable appearance. Then came our first public meeting at the Hoop, money was subscribed, the carpenter was refreshed, the landlord was satisfied, and we looked forward to such a sale of tickets for our first performance, as would more than reimburse us for our outlay. CHAPTEE III. REPORTING PROGRESS. — MAY TERM, 1855. After several preliminary meetings of those who were the chief promoters of the future Club, we managed to obtain a sufficient following to warrant our calling a public meeting at the Hoop Hotel early in the May Term, 1855. The original members of the "A. D. C." who attended this first public meeting, and without whose hearty concur- rence no start could have been effected, were — Lennox Conyngham T. R. Polwhele T.White . Gerald FitzGerald . F. C. Wilson " The Doctor " G. Harvey . Reginald JMly — Wood . — Collins — Whitley G. Lampson H. Lampson Tyrrel .... H. Snow Peere Williams Freeman '. F. C. Burnand . Trin. John's. Trin. Trin. Trin. Unattached. Magdalene. Trin. Hall. John's or Trinity. Trin. Trin. Trin. John's. Trin. Trin. Of these, five besides myself were Etonians, and three Harrovians. We had only one sporting man among us, T. AVliite — who was brought by Gerald Fitz Gerald on the ground, I believe, of his being an excellent subscriber to anything, Reporti7ig Progress, 33 and of his not being in the slightest degree interested in theatricals, which qualities, combined, would make him a most useful and most unobjectionable member of the "A. D. C." I remember the readiness with which, at the very first call, he produced five pound notes, and frightened all the quiet and moderate men by the force of his language, the energy of his character, and the amount of money at his command. He was one of the best gentlemen riders of the University, and had the reputation among us of being excessively wealthy. I am almost sure that over and above his entrance fee and subscription, he insisted on making the Club funds a very handsome present to assist us at starting. Whether subsequently he ever witnessed a performance, or knew that he was a member, I cannot precisely say. I remem- ber his appearance in the reserved seats once only during an entr'acte, when, having come in late after a long day's hunt- ing and a heavy dinner, he fell asleep, and was only awoke by the man coming to lock up for the night. Demand creates supply. I wanted a *' stage manager " — whoso duties should be to see to all the mechanism of the stage, the carpentering, the gas, the curtain, the trap — we had a trap — and so forth, but who had nothing to do with the acting. I was the "acting manager," which in our phraseology meant * a manager of the acting,' but did not imply what I now know to be the sole duties of a professional acting manager, i.e. to see to the advertisements, to the accounts, and the correspondence, the box office, the engagements, &c., &c. At the " A. D. C." the * Acting Manager ' was equivalent to a professional stage manager, while our stage manager was a sort of head superintendent of scene-painters, carpenters and gasmen ; a good deal more than a " master carpenter " or even than the scenic artist at any ordinary theatre, his duties corresponding more nearly to those of Mr. Beverley's at 34 Personal Reminiscences of tlie ''A.D.CJ' Camb, Drury Lane, though, at first, it included those of the pro- perty master and the machinist. Subsequently, of course, those functions were divided and properly apportioned, hut this is how we began, and the gentleman who took the place was Mr. T. R. Polwhele, of St. John's, who was in every way the very man for the office. He was ingenious, which was excellent to begin with ; he was practical, which was first-rate to go on with ; and he was economical, which was capital to finish with. If it had not been for Polwhele's care from the first, we should have run further into debt than we actually did. For my own part, I had not my equal for ordering everything we wanted, and everything else that we didn't want; but fortunately, as a safeguard, I had agreed that no orders should be valid unless countersigned " T. R. Polwhele." This saved us pounds. It is also due to his care that the early records, now before me, are so clear, and so well kept. I fancy our first secretary was Mr. Sheppard Harvey of Magdalene, but I cannot find his name attached to any docu- ment or notes, so if they were made by him, they were afterwards copied into our book by other hands — in one instance my own — but his signature was omitted. Our landlord, Mr. Ekin, was inclined, from the first, when be really saw we meant business, to afi'ord us any assistance in his power, and did not object to bear part of our expenses in improving the rooms, though as they were * improved ' mainly for our special purpose, the alterations could hardly have appeared at the time as likely to be of any permanent use to him. The next point was to settle the first programme with which we were to appeal to the sympathies of the Uni- versity public, represented to us, chiefly of course, by under- graduates. About the Vice- Chancellor and the Heads none of us ever again troubled ourselves. They had winked—that is, if such Reporting Prog^^ess. 35 Heads could be guilty of so indecorous a proceeding — ^they had winked, and wisely winked, at tlie performances of the Aristocratic Athenieum, and it would be marvellously unjust to stop «s, because we didn't happen to represent the swelldom of the University. It is true that Gerald FitzGerald had commenced his career as a Fellow-commoner, but as, after a time, he had resigned the insignia of his position, his blue and silver gown, and had become a simple plebeian undergraduate, he didn't carry much weight. Some few croakers there were who prophesied dire things about the interference of proctors and the dissolution of the Club, but the majority asked what could be done by any authorities if we kept our own counsel, if we told no one except a few privileged friends who would be willing to pay five shillings for a ticket, which would bo given him, under seal of secresy, and in much the same mysterious way as the rendezvous, and ticket for the train and inner ring at a prize fight used to be confided to the initiated at the " Pugs" bars in the good old days of Ben Caunt, Bendigo, and Tom Sayers. It was impressed on every one that the very meaning of the initials "A. D. C." was to remain a mystery: they were to be the masonic ** B — z and J — n " of our craft, not to be revealed to a soul. This would excite curiosity, and induce earnest inquirers to join our little community, whose aim and object was the attainment of the most rational enjoyment by the employment of the least harmless and most beneficial means at the disposition of a secret guild of Dramatic Art, which after all did not deserve persecution because it could not bear the light, but which, if encouraged, might one day have its professors in the chairs of the University. What is this but an initiative of Comedie Anglaise ? All the members had an equal interest in success, and were only inspired by their love of art, by their predilection for this form of amuse- ment, and not by any sort of greed of gain ? D 2 36 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A,D,Cr Camb. Yet we were iu the catacombs. We kept our place of meeting a secret. Our records were confided to safe hands — our " writmgs," with which we wouldn't have parted even under the pressure of a Neronic persecution from The Heads, and we actually took such precautions at first that to ensure our safety by flight in case of a raid of Proctors, we had a speaking tube run through from the Hoop bar to our green- room, by which "the office could bo given" in an emergency, and outside the windows of the stage we had a ladder placed, by which the performers could have descended into a yard below, and so out into the street, dressed in our caps and gowns, which would hide the theatrical costume under- neath. This never happened, but we were prepared. At one time we thought of having a pass-word and a sign of membership, and that there should bo a change of sign and pass-word every night of performance for the admission of non-members, who would then not have paid five shillings for a ticket, but for a pass-word, without which, entrance would be as impossible as into a masonic lodge without the grip and sign. However, tickets were adopted. We had no idea that we were contravening any act of Parliament made and provided, and no one at any time thought it worth while to inform us that we required a license for a dramatic performance where money was taken from visitors, and we were in delightful ignorance of any such duty on the goods we used as * fees to authors.' If wo knew of the existence of the Dramatic Authors* Society at all, we thought of it only as a Club, perhaps, something like ours at Cambridge, where, perhaps, there were rooms for the authors to write in, where probably Mad- dison Morton had a study to himself as a reward for having written Box and Cox^ or that it was a sort of Garrick Club, and that was all we knew about it. Now (1879) all this is changed. The performances them- Reportijig Progress, 37 selves are under the Vice-Chancellor's rule, and the Club pays its fees regularly to the Secretary of the D. A. S. T/iis is as it should be : that was as it shouldn't have been, but as, unfortunately, it was. But then we were in our infancy, some of us were still legal infants — I mean legally * infants ' — and we couldn't be expected to know everything. We had to learn. Ignorance was bliss. It was a very happy time — one of the happiest — as * So say all of us ' who remember those days. We were seventeen members, and every one of us could easily get rid of from seven to ten tickets at the least. If we took a hundred and seventy at five shillings a piece, we should do very well. Our ** Auditorium" — this name was not in- vented in those primitive days — would not hold more than sixty, comfortably, exclusive of the row in front reserved for members, which had to be set considerably back in order to allow for our orchestra, and so it was absolutely necessary for us to give two performances, the expense for which would be but a very slight increase on that of one alone. If the first night wera a success we might give three per- formances, and announce the extra performance on the second night. This actually happened. Our first performance was such a decided success, the novelty was so great, the whole thing so fresh, the fun so spontaneous and hearty, and so much to the taste of the undergraduates, that we did give three nights, and though the extra night was, on account of the short notice, not so good as we might have expected, yet on the whole we recouped ourselves for the expenses, and put by a small sum into our reserve fund. But at the same time, despite all the precautions of our thrifty stage manager, we had expended a great deal more than was necessary, and this outlay was not on our properties, or on our stage carpentering, or on our band, of which more anon, — but, on our scenery. Naturally our scenery had presented a real difi&culty. 38 Personal Reminiscences of ike ''A.D.C" Camb. Amateurs, such as tlie Athenaeum Amateurs, playing for one or two nights only and there an end, had ordered a stage from London with scenery to hand, costumes, &c. It was paid for and done with. But we wished to make a store of scenery. The stage was our own : and we were determined to have the scenery painted for us. By whom ? Not one amongst us knew anything whatever of the pro- fessional stage. Nobody knew an actor. What an important personage would he have been considered who could have boasted of such an acquaintance ! no one knew a scenic artist. Fortunately I had heard of one. A gentleman, who, years before, had worked for Madame Vestris at the Olympic, and had painted pictures for Charles Mathews, had also done some work for a relative of mine, who had recommended him to my father as a good man to paint a likeness of me when a boy of fourteen. He did it. I have it now. Alas poor Jones ! — that w\as his name. I daresay it is like what I was — I hope it isn't. . . . However — passons. When I recommended Jones I had not seen my own portrait for years; I did not remember it, which was lucky, but I remembered who painted it, which was still more lucky — for Jones. Jones was his name. We knew him as " Old Jones." An eminently respectable, elderly artist, with grey hair and whiskers, satin stock, low waistcoat, tail coat (in the day time), and double eyeglasses suspended round his neck by a broad black riband. Quito a character; like a father in a farce, who objects to everything up to ten minutes to eleven and then gives in and blesses the young couple. He had a number of anecdotes about Macready, and Kemble, and personal reminiscences of Mathews, Madame Vestris, and other theatrical celebrities, on the strength of which he asked us, while at work, three pounds per diem, exclusive of his board and lodging, which, as his introducer, Reportmg Progress, 39 and considering him as in some sort of way related to my family, on the portrait side, — I undertook to provide. We found everything for the Great Jones, who, I am bound to say, gave us on this occasion three most effective scenes, which served the Club for the first ten years or more. They were a Cottage Interior, "which," Jones observed with all the sagacity of an old stager, "will always bo useful." And an Exterior — a wood landscape, "which," observed our experienced and intelligent artist, "will serve for a gentle- man's park, or a wood, or a garden, or for any out-of-doors scene in the country anywhere." He painted an Act Drop, and with this concluded his labours, which extended over five days, and took the gilt off our gin- gerbread to the tune of eighteen pounds. I have heard subsequent members begrudge this outlay. I never did. The scenes were capital and lasted ad- mirably, besides serving as a model for our future amateur artists. The Exterior, with four tree wings to match, was to be used for the wood where Bombastes encounters Artaxominous ; the Interior, with two wings to match, was to represent Dis- taffina's cottage. For we had settled upon Bomhastes Furioso as our afterpiece at my instance, seeing that I had a very pleasurable remembrance of having played in it at Eton three years before, and I knew most of it by heart. My part was Artaxominous. In order to put the authorities off the scent, we invented noins defantaisie under which we were to appear in the pro- gramme. As there is no longer any necessity for preserving our incognitos I will give both the real and assumed names in placing our first programme, entire, before our readers. It was on good, white foolscap paper, or rather what is known at Cambridge as "scribbling paper" size, clearly printed without any sort of ornamentation whatever, and the name of the 40 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.C!' Camb. printer does not appear, and there is no date to it. Here it IS :■ A. D. C. THIS EVENING WILL BE PRESENTED A FAST TRAIN! HIGH PRESSURE!! EXPRESS!!! Colonel Jack Delaware .... Mr. G. Seymour. Griffin Mr. Tom Pierce. Biffin Mr. A. Herbert. TO BE FOLLOWED BY DID YOU EVER SEND YOUR WIFE TO CAMBERWELLP Chesterfield Houeybim .... Mr. Tom Pierce. Crank Mr. W. Smith. Mrs. Houghton Mr. C. Digby. ]\Irs. Crank Mr. T. King. Mrs. Jewell Mr. 11. Johnson. TO CONCLUDE WITH THE BURLESQUE TRAGIC OPERA BOMBASTES PURIOSO. Artaxominous (King of Utopia) . . . Mr. Tom Pierce. Fusbos Mr. T. King. General Bombastes Mr. Jas. Beale. Distaifina Mr. C. Digby. Army, Courtiers, &c., &c. Actiny Manager— TOM FIERCE, Eiq. Stage Manager— N. TATES, Etq. Frompter—J. SUEPHEUD, E»q. Scenery and AppointmenU hy S. J. E. JONES, Esq. That was our first night's hill. Mr, G. Seymour was G. Lennox Conyngham; Mr. A. Herbert was Gerald FitzGerald ; Mr. W. Smith, J. M. Wil- son ; Mr. C. Digby, F. C. Wilson ; Mr. T. King, L. Evans ; Mr. R. Johnson, R. Kelly; Mr. Jas. Beale, E. Snow ; N. YaUs, Esq., T. E. Polwhele; J. Shepherd, Esq., Sheppard Reporting Progress, 41 Harvey; and S. J. E. Jones, Esq., xms himself, Tom Pierce being myself. Why all the actors were " Misters," when the acting manager, stage manager, and even "prompter" were "Es- quires," I don't know. This invidious distinction disappeared from our bills after this first term. The lever du rideau was chosen by Conyngham, who " saw himself " in the part of Jack Delaware originally played by Charles Mathews. I say " G. Seymour " scuv himself, for it was more than the audience did, the stage being so dark — the action is supposed to be at night in an interior — that no one could see anything at all. For some time it was a mystery play, and to the end the plot was on the first night very intricate, chiefly owing to the nervousness of the performers, and the insufficiency of the rehearsal of this piece, all our time having been bestowed on the two important pieces of the evening, the middle farce, and the burlesque tragic opera. Two out of the three actors in this first trifle bustled about a good deal, and tried to find out the plot for themselves as they went on, while the third, who was supposed to be the hero of the story, rushed on and off in an excited manner, loudly declaring, in what he imagined to be a correct imitation of the American twang, that he was " A fast train, high pressure express ! " that, consequently, he wouldn't wait for anybody to do anything. As Griffin I had to be an old man in a night-cap, perpetually lighting a candle, and tumbling across Biffiiiy whose role consisted in coming on and yawning. What- ever the author might have given him to say, he had reduced to yawning. The difficulty was to get him off the stage when he had once entered. There he stood and yawned, without reference to anybody. Once only he ventured on a "gag" consisting of a single word not ordinarily mentionable to ears polite, which so flabergasted us that we hustled him off, and 42 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A,D.C1' Camb, Yory soon afterwards the curtain was dropped on what we felt to be a hopeless muddle. " A. Herbert " only played in that piece, and his peculiar style on this occasion was due to his having considered it necessary to support his pluck for a public appearance by dining rather too late and too freely, so that all he recollected of his part was the "business" of yawning which, as I have said, he once varied with an exceptional *'gag." Let me say that when we repeated so as to do it justice, this piece on the third night, we had carefully rehearsed it ; all three dined together early, and it *'went" capitally. Entre nous I never thought much of Griffin , but it was a ** one part piece," and that part wasn't Griffin. The farce of Did you ever send your Wife to C amber ivell we played for three nights, and it took amazingly. It was one of those broad, old Adelphi farces in which Messrs. Wright, Paul Bedford, and 0. Smith were constantly playing, though in this there was no part for *' little Paul,'' Wright's part fell to mc (by my own choice it need hardly be said), and the part of Crank was given to " W. Smith," who was nearly equal to the original "0. Smith " in the gravity and earnestness of his manner. Unfortunately " W. Smith'* (J. M. Wilson) was very near- sighted ; indeed, " near-sighted," is hardly the word, as, unless a book were touching the tip of his nose, he could not distin- gish the print, and, when out walking, he was as likely as not to bow to a lanap-post under the impression that it was a tall Don of his College, or to follow a Proctor in full academical costume, with his Master of Arts gown strings flying, thinking that he was on the track of a pretty girl, and would only discover his mistake on the Proctor's turning round sharply, and coming right up against him to ask *' his name and College.'' J. M. Wilson had invariably rehearsed in the daytime when there was plenty of light, but he had never attempted to walk on any stage at night. Reporting Progress. 43 Now J. M. Yfilson as Crank had to appear at a door at the back of the stage — had to walk slowly forward, and address- ing the other character, Honeybun, who is on the opposite side, and taking no notice of his entry, had to ask him, — " Sir, would you oblige me with the loan of a bellows ? '* The stage directions at rehearsal were that he was to repeat " Sir " several times in order to attract Honeybun's attention. This was done : and the third repetition of the word ** Sir " was to bring Wilson down to the flote, i.e., the footlights, which, of course, were unlighted in the daytime. At the last moment, outside the door of the scene by which he had to enter, it struck "Wilson that he shouldn't be able to see his way down the stage. The scene w^as, necessarily, partially dark, and the gas was not very brilliant ; the flote threw a clear and decided light on the toes and up as far as the knees, but the remainder was in shadow. This was rectified during the burlesque when all the wings were open, and the side-lights were added, but the farce was played in a close, screened-in scene. Poor Wilson appealed to the stage manager. " I say, I shan't be able to see." ** You must go on," replied the inexorable Polwhele, who never played himself. ** They're waiting for you." *' Which way does the confounded door open?" asked Wilson in an agony. " Inwards," replied Polwhele, giving it a shove, and at the same time whispering to the unhappy man who was blindly, or shortsightedly, rushing on his fate, " Go straight on, there's nothing in your way." On came Wilson, like the street blind man without his dog, groping along, dazed by the peculiar glimmer he en- countered, and just able to pull himself together sufficiently to recollect that he had to say '* Sir " three times, and that the third " Sir " would land him in his proper place. Unfortunately he forgot that his first " Sir " ought to have been said at the door, in which case his calculation would have been exact — 44 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.C' Camb, for lie was an excellent mathematician, and would have been a wrangler — and the consequence of the omission was that as he gave his first " Sir " three paces in advance of the place where he ought to have started from, so it followed that his last " Sir " would be also three paces in advance of the place where he ought to have finished, and as this position was just one pace within the flote, so the two extra paces would have been two paces beyond the flote, i.e., in the orchestra. Slowly he came down, his back was turned — " Sir ! " I heard him saying gravely once. This was not my cue to turn. " Sir ! *' he repeated, and as I was waiting for the third, I suddenly heard a crash, a shout, and a *' Hullo! look out," and saw Wilson's heels above the lamps on the stage, while the rest of him, uninjured, was in the arms of the tiddler and the cornet player below. Luckily our orchestra were watching the piece, and in their anxiety to catch every word, had caught the speaker tripping. J. M. Wilson was set on his legs again, provided with his spectacles, which had been fetched for him from the green room, the gas was turned up, and the piece went on as if no- thing had happened, the audience being in a most excellent humour. But our greatest cause for congratulation w^as the real hondfule unqualified success of BomhasteSj which it is still my honest belief, was, if roughly, at all events earnestly played, with a true sense of the dignity of burlesque and with a genuine and intelligent appreciation of the fun of the piece, that won the most thorough approval of our audience. The great success of Bomhastes Furioso, however, was un- questionably due to Mr. C. Digby's (F. C. Wilson's) per- formance of Distaffma, which fairly took the audience by storm. Had F. C. Wilson been the most piquant burlesque actress within remembrance, the triumph could not have been greater. It surprised us all. So rapidly did the news of this impersonation get about, that the next night ** the house" Reporti7tg Progress. 45 was crammed, the tickets went like wildfire, and we then decided on an " extra night." On the second performance of Bomhastcs, which was then placed in the middle of the bill, all the Maudlin men — I mean the Magdalene men — came with bouquets of lilies of the valley, which they showered on the representative of Distaffina at the end of the Burlesque. Evans (of King's) was an excellent Fusbos, while our Bombastes, though very good, was just a trifle too noisy. Before we rang up for the burlesque there was an alarm, not of Proctors but of fire. Something had gone wrong with the gas. With inimitable presence of mind, I, as manager, addressed the audience, informed them that " there was no ground for alarm, that it was only a gaspipe gone wrong which could be mended in a second," — I used to think anything could be done ' in a second ' — and finally wound up by asking them to be good enough to step into the Hoop hotel during the interval that must necessarily elapse before we recom- menced, which they could advantageously occupy in consom- matlons, " at," I generously added, " the expense of the Club.'* This was received with cheers. The audience went out, refreshed itself at our expense, and returned in the most intense good humour, evincing the heartiest desire to be satisfied with anything, and to be generally pleased with everything. Consequently, when the something good really did arrive — as it did in Bombastes — their enthusiasm was unbounded. There was one other notable feature on this first night, namely, an introduction of a parody on " The Ratcatcher's Daughter" — at that time a very popular song at Evans's, when Evans's was Evans's, when Messrs. Sharpe and Sam Cowell sung and acted there, while Ross was giving us * Sam Hall ' at the Old Cider Cellars in Maiden Lane, immortalised by Doyle in his illustrations to Percival Leigh's Pips's Diary in Punch — which was sung by Artaxominous, and, as I find in the authentic record of the A. D. C, ''created a great furore,'' 46 Personal Rcmmiscenccs of the ''A.D.CJ' Camb. The same record states that on the first night " the receipts were scanty, but a start ivas effected^ On the second night we played as a lever du rideau, a farce written by myself, my third attempt, entitled Bomance under Difficidties, which, by the way, * still holds the stage,' provincially, and among second-rate amateurs, as I have long since parted with my property in it, and the fees for its per- formance are very trifling, while the opportunities for tom- foolery are great. It was just the sort of farce that a novice fresh from a course of Maddison Morton dialogue, and from seeing Wright, Keeley, and Buckstone, in various farces, might have been expected to write. One of our dramatis personce sends me the following souvenir : — *' I remember," he writes to me, *'the rehearsal of your farce Bomance under Difficulties, in which you did not originally intend to play yourself, but in which you did play, owing to the incapacity of some one whose name I have for- gotten. My conscience does not altogether acquit me of having failed to satisfy you on that occasion, but there was one worse than I, — I was kept in the cast and the more inca- pable one excluded. However, I remember the frightful ordeal of the rehearsal with the author sitting in front, and his being too evidently dissatisfied with his interpreters. A change was made directly after the rehearsal, and I have no doubt the improvement was very decided." What a martinet I must have been ! and in those early days too ! evidently I didn't mince matters and was no respecter of persons where the success of a play, and that my own^^was concerned. The cast for Bomance Under Bifficidtles was — Benjamin Newbury .... Mr. T. King. Frederick Markham . ... Mr. Jas. Beale. Timothy Biggies .... Mr. Tom Pierce. Miss Fanny Newbury . . . . Mr. C. Eigby. Repoi'ting Progress, 47 Then followed Number One Round the Corner, Flipper Mr. James Bealr. Nobbier Mr. Rich. Johnson. Second Floor Lodger . . . .Mr. Courtney. Mr. James Beale was cast for this part vice Mr. Georgo Seymour, who found the Fast Train quite enough for him, and * Mr. Richard Johnson,' (Eeginald Kelly of Trinity Hall) who had only appeared as Mrs. Jewell, quite a subordinate character, on the previous night, made what may really bo called his first appearance in the role of NolUer, and from that moment was marked as the most original and the most dryly humorous actor that ever appeared on the boards of the A. D. C. Kelly was of the Harley and Keeley school, but so slight was his acquaintance with the London stage that his beau, ideal of a comic actor, after Buckstone, was 'Clarke of the Haymarket,' who used to play valets, waiters, innkeepers, comic clerks, and such like parts that fall to the share of the third low comedian — where three are kept. Kelly preferred not acting in burlesque, he did not care for it ; his line was comedy, or farce. I think Clarke of the Hay- market was not great in burlesque — his line was also comedy, or farce. Later on, in the history of the A. D. C, his per- formance of Potter in Still Waters (by Tom Taylor) was masterly. In Number One Round the Corner the back scene suddenly fell on the two actors, who had to support it until the carpenters set it right. The audience were delighted. After this performance the popularity' of the Club com- menced, and we looked confidently forward to the next term when, with an accession of members, we should astonish the world with another performance which should be very far in advance of our first. I have no news of anything until the following term, the October term ; but as I then find, among the proposers and 48 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.CT Camb, seconders, names not in the original list, I conclude that immediately after the first performance several members were elected. Among them was Mr. Gibs6n, who 'was* afterwards our President, and Mr. (jharles Donne, son of the eminent scholar, Mr. William Bodham Donne, who for many years held the responsible position of Licenser of Plays in the Lord Chamberlain's office. Mr. Nathan of Castle Street was at this time our costu- mier, and his charges were certainly moderate. It should be added that our requirements were not great. But " they grew and they grew " like the trees in the ballad of Lord Level. Now came an important time when my friend Conyngham quitted his rooms in Trinity Street to take up his abode in Green Street, whither I very soon after followed him. He was a second-year man when I had only just commenced residence, and having passed his Little Go, was now going in hard for reading for his degree. He practically withdrew from the Club, and I never remember him as playing any other part on the boards than the one already mentioned. He was on our committee, and interested himself more or less in the administration of our Club affairs up to the time of his taking his degree, which was in 1856, when with him disappeared from the University the last of a set, which, I believe, has never again reappeared there, I mean the old Fighting set, who could boast of such amateur pugilists as Jack Sheffield and Ferguson Davie, who, between them, had instituted the " Kepublic of Upware," to which admission as a member could only be obtained hjfightinr/ the champion/ It was a Fishing republic, and bargees belonged to it on the same terms as gentlemen. The landlord of the Fishing Hostelrie, where they met after their day's sport, was bound to let them have their beer at a certain reduction — I suppose on taking a quantity. Nat Langham and Professor Harrison were frequent Reporting Progress. 49 yisitors at Conyngham's rooms in Triuity Street, accom- panied by professional performers on the banjo, and many a queer evening have I seen there, boxing in one corner, quarter-staff in another, a lesson on the banjo from a pro- fessor being given to the proprietor of the rooms himself in another j)art, " The Doctor " amusing a guest with card tricks and conjuring, at which he was an adept, somebody playing on the piano (regardless of the banjo) and myself in a corner by the fire, with some member of the "A. D. C," books in hand, and cigars or pipes in mouth, rehearsing our ** scene," and occasionally refreshing ourselves from the silver tankards on the table. It was very Bohemian, but very pleasant. We were the Bohemian Boys. The mention of "The Doctor" brings to my mind the *' tremendous situation " ^dth which, I may say, the second act of our "A. D. C." drama terminated, and which very nearly "brought down the house." Nothing succeeds like success, and after our first triumph a sudden accession of members — rich ones among them too — produced a considerable increase to our funds and to our real property, as most of the members gave presents to the Club from time to time, according to their means. Present? of books, chairs, and various articles, both of luxury and necessity, and before we separated for the vacation, it was decided unanimously that a treasurer was indispensable. The offices of treasurer and secretary were united, but they had hitherto been a sinecure, for the gentleman who held both, had to pay out the money as soon as he received it, and the minutes were kept in a very loose, fly-leafy sort of way. Now, however, we found ourselves in possession of some- thing like thirty- seven or forty pounds to the good, besides our club property. The summer vacation would last a good four months — what a pleasant absurdity by the way ! — and during our absence, who would attend to the rooms ? and, what was still more important, who would take care of the money ? £ 50 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.d' Camb, We wanted a responsible person to see that our stage was not used, that the damp did not injure our scenes, that our small collection of books was not diminished, and, of course, we wanted a responsible person to hold the stakes. From the post of treasurer everybody shrank. It is odd that we never thought of depositing our funds in the bank, but we were inexperienced, and this never entered into our heads* Our simple method was to buy a cash-box, with a good lock, and therein keep the money. But in whose charge were we to leave the cash -box ? That was the question. There were three of our members staying up for a part of the "Long" to read for their degree, and each of these positively refused in turn to have anything to do with the cash-box. Now, about this time, there had been some scandal in diplomatic circles, about the defalcations of a certain Foreign Office clerk, and a great many jokes were made on the sub- ject, and dark hints as to the uncertain future of our cash- box if trusted to any one of our members. At last Conyngham proposed " The Doctor " as treasurer, pointing out that as he was a resident, he would be able ta give an eye to the rooms, and look after our interests in our absence, while some one else proposed Gerald Fitz Gerald for the office. The Doctor was much liked as a hon camarade, but he did not inspire general confidence, while FitzGerald had already refused, on the ground that he should only stay up a short time, but added good-naturedly, that, faute de mieux, he would undertake the responsibility if we absolutely insisted on it. On this occasion several very witty lines were passed round the table, a propos of the scandal above mentioned, and the probability of our treasurer decamping, and, at our final meeting Peere Williams Freeman handed me a copy of verses, which in the free-and-easy and 'chafiy' spirit of our very pleasant society, I read aloud to the assembled company. Reporting Progress, 51 I regret I can do no more than call to mind one couplet with which, after humorously hinting that it really didn't much matter to which of the two candidates we entrusted our coin, it finished — " One word to the Doctor before he departs, We'd as soon lose our money by Fiiz as by starts." However it was decided that the Doctor, for the reasons given by his proposer, would be the safer man, and so he became "j^ro tern., our treasurer. This was our last meeting in the May Term and then we broke up. The Doctor accepted the position, gave his receipt for the money, and we all went our various ways. End of Act First. Curtain. The Entr'acte is the long vacation, when audience and actors are refreshing themselves. The bell rings, or hammer knocks, and we re-enter for the Second Act, which you are already aware, is to have a startling dknoument. E 2 CHAPTER IV. OCTOBER TERM, 1855. This began with a financial statement. It was a very simple one. The Doctor had disappeared. Or, if he had not absolutely disappeared, his whereabouts was uncertain, his most intimate friends looked gloomy, and — our cash-box had gone. On referring to the records of the exact sum for which our treasurer had been responsible, I find it differently stated at twenty-eight or thirty- two pounds. The entry is mild, and merely to this effect — I copy it verbatim — ** injured the Club by spending its finances ivith icliich he had been intrusted; this teas a heavy bloio to a young club. (Loss of £28):' But as there is no date to this, I fancy it was made some time afterwards, from memory. And it strikes me that the amount lost is here either no exactly stated, or is put at a less figure, or that the cash received in the May Term was reduced to this by payments, made perhaps, on account, to Lovett our carpenter, to whom we were still in debt, and if so, then this would represent the actual sum of which '' The Doctor" relieved his pa*iients. We were ali very sorry for him, and regretted that he had not confided his difficulties to his friends in the Club. He wrote us a letter acknowledging his fault, pleading his necessities, and promising re-payment. I for one, never saw him again October Term, i8j^. 53 — to speak to. He was an amusing man, many years older tlian any one of his very young friends (as may be imagined), had seen a great deal of life (as may be also imagined), and could do conjuring tricks as well as any amateur professor of legerdemain I have ever met. He had a talent for making things disappear, but hitherto we had always been per- mitted to recover them. But this final trick with the twenty- eight or thirty-two sovereigns admitted of no return, and he vanished from the scene. This is what I have called end of Act the Second. Act the Third began with a whip all round, which brought our finances up to the right mark, and then we sat down to arrange our performances for the term. I now copy from the minutes. October, 1855. *' At a General Meeting held, the prospects of the Club were discussed, " Mr, Kelly was elected Treasurer and Secretary,'^ And we couldn't have chosen a better man than Reginald Kelly of Kelly, then undergraduate of Trinity Hall. The following gentlemen were then elected : — Proposed by Seconded by Mr. Thomas Thomhill . , Mr. Harvey . . Mr. Gibson. Mr. Murray . . , . Mr. Kelly . . Mr. Donne. Mr. Salter . Mr. Burn and . . Mr. Harvey. Mr. Ernwin • do. , . do. Mr. Woodmas . do. . Mr. Donne. Mr. Dalton . Mr. Herssel , . . Mr. Bumand. And it was then decided that the second performances of the " A. D. C." should be given on the 6th and 7th Novem- ber, when ** were performed " (according to the brief entry written by two distinct hands, and filled in with blue ink), "Delicate Ground. — Characters by Donne, Wilson, FitzGerald. Tivo in the Morning. — Burnand and Donne. VilUJcins and his Dinah. — A burlesque by Mr. Burnand, acting manager. Room full." 54 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A. B.C." Cainb. " Boom Full " speaks volumes for the then gromng popu- larity of the Club, but the success was so great that on November 8th, 1855— the day following our second perform- ance — ^I find a minute recorded thus — ** Nov, 8, 1855. In consequence of the numerous applica- tions for tickets, the same pieces ivere performed again, and were received ivith great applause hy a numerous audience,'" But not content with this, we thirsted for more blood, and at a meeting on November 12th, it was decided " to have three more i^erformances at the end of Term,'' Two performances of three days each in one term ! And this after a three days' performance in the May Term. An " A. D. C." enthusiast, in our day, could not go in for much else — specially if he were reading — except out of door exercise ; and if he were reading, he would even give up the " A. D. C." for that term, or would only play in one piece. Of course, I am prepared to admit that in its infancy the "A. D. C." was, necessarily, a secret society, rather Bo- hemian than aristocratic in its sentiments, rather jovial than ascetic in its tendencies. The rehearsals were the occasions of delightful little dinners and suppers in each other's rooms, and in these we were not luxurious, nor were our " spreads " anything like so expensive, or so pretentious, as what w^ere called the " Athenaeum Teas." Our games of loo, among those of us who played, were for moderate stakes ; and, as we were not a Dining Club, we had no reason for entering into any sort of competition with such ancient University Institutions as the Beefsteak Club or the True Blue, whose glory is in their " potations pottle - deep," and their ' chippiness ' in the morning. Oh ! how the Heads of the University that had been to the 'Steak on Saturday night used to ache at Sunday morning Chapel ! The active members of the "A. D. C." went in for small sociable gatherings, the bond of union among them being the October Term, i8^^, 55 similarity of tastes, and the one object in view, i.e., the success of our performance. As to what the Dons thought of it at this stage of our existence, I had a very good opportunity of judging. Some malicious person had spread the report that our meetings in our Club rooms were orgies of the worst descrip- tion. The Proctors determined to assure themselves of the truth : and applied to me to show one of them over the " A. D. C." I met him at the door of the Hoop Hotel, capped him most respectfully, expressed myself extremely pleased at the oppo- tunity thus aflforded me of making his acquaintance, and walked him up the stairs to our little auditorium. To his surprise there were no tables, no chairs, no signs of revelry or drinking. The room was uncommonly like a lecture room without desks, until his eye rested on our proscenium. Now I must here observe, that, if from the very com- mencement of my University career, I entertained a morbid dislike of Dons, I, on the other hand, felt an intense sym- pathy for the Proctors, who seemed to me to be doing the dirty work of the University. I had always considered the Proctors as a sort of ecclesi- astical police, parsons in white ties and bands, paid to do the work of common constables, making domiciliary visits, running risks of being grossly insulted by outsiders, and sure of getting more kicks than halfpence in a Town and Gown scrimmage, or in any other disorderly proceeding where they were bound to interfere. They must be accom- panied — are now I suppose — by two men generally good * on their pins ' and not bad with their fists, who were styled *' bull dogs." The Proctors being unable to run, the bull dogs would have to chase the game, and once on the track of an offending undergraduate, their duty is to * run him in.' They were also spies — these bull dogs — and detectives; 56 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.CT Canib. very useful to an officious, over-zealous Dogberry, but obnox- ious to a quiet gentlemanly Proctor, who happened to be in office because he couldn't help himself, or who was inclined to do no more than what was within the strict letter of the law. Now from one such Proctor as this last mentioned, I had received signal kindness in my first term. I never forgot it. I was always civil and courteous to Proctors, and when fined for being without my cap and gown, I paid my money cheer- fully, in the hope that out of it a worthy class of men might get some little percentage for performing so unpleasant a duty as theirs was in the University. It pleased me to think I was contributing a small sum for the support of the Proctors. That their bull dogs should get anything out of it, even a half pint of beer, annoyed me. So it happened that instead of being in antagonism to this Proctor who paid the ** A. D. C." a visit, I w^as on the con- trary quite afi'ectionately disposed towards him. I was frankness itself. There was nothing to be concealed. There was nothing we were ashamed of. All was open and above board, except under the stage, which was below board ; but there was not much of this — the elevation from the floor being only four feet (we couldn't get more) so that any un- fortunate person who had to disappear down our trap had to lower himself — the only occasion when any member of the " A. D. C." was required to lower himself — and go on all fours in order to disappear altogether. For instance, when Faust and Mephistopheles went ad, inferos together, it had to be done in that way. When in Used Up, Sir Charles had to go down into the cellar and meet the blacksmith — that is how it had to be done, and that was the space they had to do it in. I explained all this to the Proctor, without the illustrations, as we had not at that time played either Faust or Used Up, and pointed out our many ingenious contrivances in this^ the merest nursery of art. October Term, 18^5. 57 He was much interested, considerably amused, o\\'ned that our object was laudable, and our efforts, not only- harmless, but absolutely beneficial. And I daresay he re- counted to several Dons in Hall, or in the common room that evening, his visit to the '* A. D. C," and expressed his wish to see, unofficially, one of our performances. At all events, before we parted, he gave me his positive assurance that, as long as we continued in the path of virtue, as long as we stuck to our professed object of amusing the undergraduate public with our theatrical entertainments, and did not permit orgies, or suppers, or Bacchanahan gatherings in our Club rooms, so long we might be quite certain of not being inter- fered with by the authorities, that is, as far as he could speak for them, lie at all events did not expect Cox and Box to be Fellows of Trinity, and did not wish us to be performing musty old Greek and Latin plays like the Westminster scholars. His report must have been good, as during the whole three years and a-half of my University career we were never once molested, or warned, nor, I am bound say, did we, as a Club, ever once in any way give occasion for reprimand. Gradually and unofficially the Dons came to us : dropping in, here a couple, and there a couple, saying no more about it to their stricter clerical brethren, than they would now-a-days- had they paid an evening visit to the Aquarium, or if they had gone to see such a naughty French play as hes Dominos Roses at the Criterion. There was no harm in a Don coming to witness our perform- ances. He went away, not one whit the worse, but rather the better, as he had generally seen something to amuse him, and had also witnessed the spectacle of a number of young men enjoying a hearty laugh instead of losing more than they could afford at loo, or at billiards, diinking at wines, giving the Proctors trouble in the questionable environs, or steadily over-muddling their brains, while exhausting the midnight oil. 58 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.Cy Camb. I have known, as time went on, plenty of reading men who made a point of taking our performances as their one ex- ceptional evening recreation in the course of the term. The *' Coaches" were always there. We didn't at first attempt any union with 'the Musical So- ciety at Cambridge, though I now think that this might have been done with advantage. I believe some such amalgamation was tried, but musicians are such uncommonly difl&cult people to deal with, — when, that is, theatrical people are deal- ing with them. On which side the fault lies I cannot say, but this I know that musicians invariably want to have it all their own way, and it is a most difficult task, requiring great tact, courtesy, and patience, to keep the conductor of a theatrical orchestra, or a composer, in his proper place. They begin by apparently yielding everything, they would end by assuming the entire control. We commenced with a magnificent band of four musicians at the "A. D. C." under the leadership of " White-headed Bob," who played the violin. He was supported by an Italian looking person, of a sulky temperament, who played the cornet with a settled air of disgust, and another man with greasy hair and no shirt collar, who was very cruel to a violoncello, and who was perpetually being remonstrated with by his conductor, soito voce, and making apologies for wrong notes, or wrong time, in an undertone. There was another musicianer who went about the town tied to a harp, as if he were a public example of the retribution that a man brought on his own shoulders by being a musical nuisance. The violoncello was not one of Bob's regular * merry men,' but the harpist — a sad and seedy-looking man with ringlets peculiar to the gipsy tribe — was one of the three celebrities who played at all our * wines,' at all our after- dinners, and who were paid by the hat going round for every- one to put a shilling in. The host on these occasions gener- ally gave something extra, and, not unfrequently, as a patron of art, I used to give half-a-sovereign between the three, when October Term, i8j^. 59 my party was small, and the convives unwilling to go beyond * bobs up.' As Bob and his merry men would visit several parties in a night, commencing with wines soon after five in the afternoon, I have no doubt they made an excellent thing of it. The report was, years ago, that these three eminent musicianers had purchased large freehold plots in the neighbourhood of Cambridge, were considerable landholders, were really, besides this, immensely wealthy — * immensely j' of course — and that it was supposed by those who knew something about them, that the harpist would perhaps stand for the county at the next election. What has become of the harpist and the sulky cornet- player I do not know, but to my astonishment and delight, on revisiting the glimpses of the moon, in order to witness an ** A. D. C." performance in 1878 — twenty-three years since the foundation of the Club — I saw the white head of White- headed Bob bending over the music score, and his right hand that had lost none of its cunning fiddling away with all its old might and main. We had not an opportunity of speaking, but he beamed at me behind his dark blue, or green, spectacles, and I returned the beam that was in his eye with something like a mote in my own, which prevented me from seeing quite distinctly, and a gulp in my throat which hindered me from doing more than murmuring " How d'ye do, Bob ?" from a distance, as all the old scenes, all the old days, all the old companions, seemed to crowd up before me, and I thought of myself twenty-three years before, without a care, without a thought much beyond the enjoyment of the moment — I was only in the beginning of my nineteenth year — and as happy as the day, including the night and plenty of it, was long. Ah ! we were a very happy lot in my time at Trinity. No doubt there are just as happy lots now, and have been since, and will be to the end ; but taking our taste for what it was, seeing what we enjoyed most, seeing what liberty we had for 6o Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.CT Camb, social enjoyment, — a liberty which now-a-days, I observe, is considerably curtailed, — and comparing what we wanted to do, and did, with what our successors w^ould like to do, and don't, I reaffirm, that, according to my unchanged notions on this subject, ours w^ere very very happy days at Cambridge — I mean no pun by the italics chough those happy days passed like /lowrs— because there was far more opportunity of enjoyment, far more liberty, far more freedom than there has been since. We saw the last and the best of it. Some after us took advantage of the liberty, made it license, and brought on themselves and their successors the conse- quence of their foolishness. We w^ent right up to the limit of our bounds w4iich were elastic enough, but we never overstrained the band. Our active " A. D. C." members were, heart and soul, in our theatre, and we were bound together by the fraternal bonds of good fellowship, hospitality, and conviviality. Like Preemasons, we *' proceeded from labour to refreshment," giving each its proper place in our daily arrangements, for the benefit of the "A. D. C." All our dinners and suppers took place at each other's rooms, and consequently I was able to assure the Proctor, that we never had any Club dinners at the Hotel, or in the rooms, that the most ever done was, in the course of rehearsal, to send for a chop, or a glass of sherry, or a pint of beer, to refresh exhausted nature. "We didn't even allow smoking on the stage during re- hearsal. The scene painter had his fixed hours for work, and the actors had theirs, and the great difficulty w^as to settle some common time, when all, without sacrificing other more impor- tant occupations, or open air necessary exercise, could meet together for rehearsal. But this difficulty we met by mutual concession. I will now give the full bill of the performances for Nov. 6th, 7th, and 8th. At the head of one bill marked Ociober Term, 18^5. 61 ** Nov. 8th, 1855," I find this note evidently made at the time : — " JVednesday.—Full. £15." " TJmrsday.— Crowded — mamj members present. ^16." '■^Friday. — Crowded up to the footlights — no standing-room — only six members present. ^18." Evidently on the last night visitors were admitted into the seats reserved for members. The form of the programme is the same as that used in the preceding term, but there are signs of greater care in drawing it up. All the "Esquires " are omitted except one, and the initials "A. D. C." are in ornamental lettering. A. ». C. THIS EVENING WILL BK PERFORMED, THE PETITE COMEDY, A DELICATE GROUND; Or, PARIS IN 1793. Citizen Sangfroid l^Ir. C. J. Algernon. Alphonse de Grandier . . . . Mr. R. John.son. Pauline {Citizen Sangfroid^ s wife) . Mr. C. Digby. AFTER WHICH, A COMIC INTERLUDE, ENTITLED TWO IN THE MORNING. ]Mr. Benjamin Newx)enny . . . ;Mr. Tom Pierce. Stranger Mr. C. J. Algernon. To conclude with the Serio-Comic Burlesque (written expressly for the "A. D. C." by Tom Pierce, Esq.), hearing the Jieart-r ending and ivcU-knoion title of VILLIKINS AND HIS DINAH! Master Grumbleton Gruffin [a rich soap mcr- clmnt of Loiulon, the original Paricnt) . Mr. Tom Pierce. Baron Boski Bumble {ancestor of the cele- brated Beadle — the original Loviery so galliant and gay) .... Mr. F. Houghton. William Willikins {socially and convivially knoivn as ^^VilUkins "), in love icith . Mr. L. Courtney. Dinah Gruffin {sole feminine female offspring of the above-mentioned soaj) merchant) . Mr. C. Digby. Servants, &e., &c. ACT I. — Feoxt Gaedbit at Geuffin's Villa, Clapham. ACT II.— The Back Garden at Gruffin's Villa, with a view OF THE Vegetables. Books of the new Burlesque may be had in the rooms, price One Shilling each. Acting Manager— Mr. TOM PIERCE. Stage Manager— Mr. 2f. TATES Scenery by Mr. S. J. E. JONES. 62 Personal Reminiscences of the ^'A.D.C." Canib. The MS. notes on this bill are that the first piece was " Capital:' That the second was *' A great hit on the third night,'* which doesn't imply much for its two first representations. That ** All the hooks of the burlesque were solely'' which must have been satisfactory to the author's printer. And that " the dresses were hy Nathan of Castle Street, the wigs by Wilson, Strand." Messrs. Nathan, the well-known costumiers for amateurs, had supplied the Athenaeum performance, and had probably introduced Wilson, and we very naturally went to them. The band was still by * White-headed Bob and talented assistants,* and against " Villikins " and " Dinah " is written " cajntal." It is to be noticed here that, for some reason or other, there was a change in the assumed names. " Mr. R. Johnson " no longer stood for Reginald Kelly, but for Gerald FitzGerald, while the latter appeared in the burlesque under the name of " Mr. L. Courtney," and R. Kelly as " Mr. F. Houghton." " Mr. C. J. Algernon " meant Charles Edward Donne. " Mr. C. Digby " meant F. C. Wilson. '' Mr. Tom Pierce " — myself ; and the servants were taken by Messrs. Hassall and Murray, two new members, both got up most grotesquely. Our artistic friend Jones was invited to pay us another visit at the same terms ; but it is clear that he had begun to be like * poor Dog Tray,' of whom it was written by his affectionate master that — " Ten shillings in a year For his company was dear, So I put an end to Old Dog Tray." And though we didn't put an end to Old Dog Tray — yet we proposed cur-tailing him considerably, as the committee held a meeting on the subject of " Jones," and it was decided that we were to dine him in turn, but that he was to stay with one of the committee. I forget now who put him up on his October Term, iSsS- 63 second visit, but I rather think it was Conyngham who had moved to Green Street, and had a room at his disposal. Jones — bless him — fed very well. He deserved it, for he worked hard, and om- connection with him did not cease for nearly a year, and until he had painted for us. 1. A luood scene, wings, and borders, (We noted the borders as " flies " — I thought the word looked technical and sounded well, and we were nothing at that time if not theatrical.) 2. Palace scene and icings. 3. Lake landscape. Drop, 4. Cottage interior and icings. 5. Dockyard scene. I recollect this last one. It really was an admirable example of scene painting on a small scale, and was most effective. We used it in ' Twould puzzle a Conjuror (played here in 1856). 6. Items, Numerous set pieces ^^ for a pnson scene, a street, a cottage (exterior), a garden and fountain, a view from window, and,'' says the note in the records, *^ very- many other useful pieces." The * view from the icindow ' was * the backing ' used in Two in the Morning, showing in perspective the opposite side- of the street, with a transparent blind down, behind which are seen two figures embracing. The figures never could be got to appear at the right moment at rehearsal, but I have no doubt they did so on that third night representation, when this farce made such ' a great hit,' We were successful, we were increasing in popularity, and we might have fairly considered ourselves as permanently established, that is, as permanently as any University Club which aims at being something beyond a mere reading room can be. Each term brought us new members from among our seniors, our contemporaries, and our juniors. 64 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D. C" Cainb. On Nov. 12 we held a committee meeting at Mr. Donne's rooms whicli were at the further end of Jesus Lane, near the corner of Malcolm Street. Mr. C. E. Donne, who had scarcely one more year of ' resi- dence ' at the University, came to us with a considerable his- trionic reputation. It was whispered, that, "once upon a time," he and Alfred Thompson, who had taken his degree two or three years before my arrival — after getting up some theatricals at Cambridge, had actually gone to Norwich, or Yarmouth, and had performed on the real stage, in a real drama, with real, live actors, and that Charles Donne was absolutely on speaking terms with one Mr. Sidney, the manager, and Mrs. Sidney the manageress of the Norwich Theatre, and with a Mr. Billington, who, being on the stage himself, had strongly recommended Charles Donne to choose any profession but that. For Charles Donne had entertained strong ideas on the subject, and so it appeared had Alfred Thompson, and on the occasion of their Norwich, or Yarmouth, visit, the former, whose voice and manner eminently fitted him for a tragedian, had, with great success, taken the part of Beverley in Tlie Gamester. Heavens! What Mr. Alfred Thompson had per- formed on that occasion we were not then informed, and none of ' our year' up at Cambridge had ever seen the gentleman in question, and very few, of our generation, had even heard of him. And yet he had got up two performances at some rooms — Swan's auction rooms — and he has since informed me, that, three years before I came up, he had most successfully, produced The Rivals in the very rooms subsequently taken by the " A. D. C." This our landlord, Mr. Ekin, never mentioned to us, though perhaps it accounts for his unwillingness to hear any details from me as to what use we proposed to put his rooms. Had we commenced with llie Rivals, I do not think the " A. D. C." would ever have reached its second, much less its twenty-fifth year. We aimed low, and hit the mark October Term, 18^5- 65 exactly. Our selection of pieces does not sliow any great ambition. We only wanted to amuse, and — be amused. Charles Donne who had succeeded so well in the role of Beverley at Norwich (or Yarmouth), and who might have been expected to propose himself for The Stranger in Kotze- buo's drama, was cheerfully contented to be cast for the part of The Stranger — the comic stranger, I mean, in Charles Mathews' version of some French duologue, entitled Tico in the Morning. The piece had been popular in London, at the Lyceum, I think, with Charles Mathews as The Stranger, and Keeley as Newpenny. I have never seen it, but the two must have been inimitable in it. I ftxncy we were inimitable too. Charles Donne took great interest in the Club, and ho was a first-rate rehearser, and went at it as in thorough earnest. What was worth doing at all, was worth doing well, and this w^as the opinion of the three who played in Delicate Ground when F. C. Wilson astonished us all as Pauline, and when Alphonso de Grandier's pistol wouldn't go ofi' at the time when it ought to have gone ofi', but, choosing its own moment, nearly set fire to Citizen Sangfroid's white wig — which as a Citizen of 1793 he ought not to have been wearing. So it came about — not through the pistol shot, but through Charles Donne's becoming so interested in Club matters — that he was soon on our committee, and that on the 12th of No- vember, 1855, the committee met in his rooms as I have just mentioned. On the brief minutes of that meeting I find it recorded that " Mr. R. L. Lomax was admitted as Honorary MemherJ'^ Mr. K. L. Lomax was a B.A., and had left the University. " The Laws were drawn up for the Club J'* (So they had been rather vague up till now). 66 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.C' Camb. " It teas decided to have three more performances .at the end of Term." On Nov. 22, 1855, same term, I find this entry : — *' At a General Meeting the Laws were 'passed ivith a few amendments,'' The first rule shows the deep veneration — for it was more than respect — in which we held the celebrated Garrick Club, of which I — speaking for myself — had only heard, barely knew where it was situated, except that it was somewhere within the (to me) hallowed precincts of Covent Garden, and could not boast of any personal friends among its members : but, on the other hand, I imagined how it consisted of all the wits, and all the literary and dramatic celebrities of the time, — "All the talents " in fact — I was sure that Thackeray was a member of it — how I used to envy anyone who had the inestimable privilege of ' knowing Thackeray at home ! ' — and I fancied that at night its smoking room sparkled with repartee and witticisms ; that actors came in to sup and to tell droll stories of * behind the scenes ' — that Albert Smith sat in a corner — like an entertaining Jack Horner — eating some sort of pie after his hard night's work at the Egyptian Hall, or whatever he might have been doing then, — and that a few — a very select few * men about town,' — such as Andrew Arcedeckne, whom I only knew by sight at the Cider Cellars, Lord Exmouth and Sir Henry Webb, with both of whom I was on the mildest possible speaking terms, when I sat near them in a stall next my father's at the opera, Covent Garden, — lounged about in evening dress, addressing eminent men by their Christian names, or by familiar abbreviations ; I imagined how they drowned care, if they had any, these Olympians, in the flowing bowl, how smoke from fragrant havannas ascended — how everyone was jovial, convivial, chafiy, gay, and brilliant, in the Old Garrick Club, and, when we drew up our rules for the " A. D. C." I recommended a clause which should make membership at the Garrick a qualification for October Term, i8^^, 67 membership at the "A. D. C," putting thereby the Garrick on a par, in this respect, with the two Universities ; and rule 1 stood thus : — I- " That this Club consist of Members and Honorary Members , the former to be Resident Members in the University y the latter to have had their names on the boards of one of the Colleges, or to have been elected ad eundem Members of the University, or he Members of the University of Oxford, or of the Garrick did) in London.'' I take this from a copy of rules as at a latter date revised, but our first rule was substantially the same, and, as a proof of the estimation in which the Drama was held by us, it re- mains on our ** A. D. C." rules that membership at the Garrick is equivalent to an ad eundem degree. The Garrick Club has never returned the compliment, and has not yet considered membership at the " A. D. C." a sufficient qualification for election as an honorary member. The next entry is, *' Mr, Watt Gibson {of Magdalene) was elected Pre- sident.''' *^ Mr, Donne was elected Treasurer and Secretary, Mr, Kelly having resigned." I fancy the cares of a prospective Little-Go were weighing on Mr. Kelly's mind, but from the first he had disliked the office of *' Secretary and Treasurer," — which official position was destined to be the cause of considerable trouble to him at a future time, whereof more anon, — though on the defalca- tion of *' The Doctor" he had kindly accepted the post trust. " Mr. Baillie was elected Promjyter." This 7uas a responsible position with a vengeance. It was not easily filled, as those who cared to be on the stage at all in any capacity, wished at least to be seen, if only occa- F 2 68 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.CP Camo. sionally heard by the audience. Now a prompter's duty re- quires* that he should be ne'cer seen by the audience, and heard onlij by the actors ; moreover, that he should attend all the rehearsals, make notes of all the changes and alterations in the stage directions, write out all the "calls," regulate the lights, ring up, ring down, give the cues to the carpenters and the orchestra, and, in the stage-manager's absence, pre- serve order behind the scenes. Mr. Baillie, by accepting this post, to which he was unani- mously elected— any one was sure of being unanimously elected to be prompter, as everyone dreaded being nominated for it — evinced his strong penchant for theatricals, and his deep interest in the welfare of a club, which henceforth would demand of him a considerable amount of self-denial in regard to the time he had hitherto allotted to such ab- sorbing field sports as racing at Newmarket, hunting, and the drag. He was a capital prompter, and generally came to rehearsal dressed in cords and tops, and with a formidable hunting crop in his hand, which being waved energetically during his stage directions, gave him the air of a refined slave driver. He was very hardly used. All our prompters were. When- ever he renounced the drag to attend rehearsal, only two or three of the performers came ; and then, after trying to do something useful, they would all leave together — protesting. ' Protesting ' — is not the word. Not being a * hunting man,' and never having been rash enough to attempt the drag, — though I witnessed it, once, in a boldly critical spirit, from the road — and not being a regular attendant at "Newmarket" — nor racket-player — nor a frequenter of the fives courts — nor given to billiards — nor much on the river — I was always ready for rehearsal at any time. My riding exercise I fitted in to my times for re- hearsal. Well, Mr. Baillie was elected prompter, in which capacity he contrived to distinguish himself considerably. October Term, 1855. 69 At the same meeting "• The inosiKcis of the Club were discussed, and found to he in a flourishing condition,'^ *' yi rehearsal was fixed for the 2Sth to try neiv memhersfor the next j^erformance." There is a sporting, training sort of air about this resolution that seems to betoken our new prompter's influence on the board of direction. The prompter was always a committee-man. The Committee consisted of the President, who had the privilege of giving the committee a dinner on the day of meeting, the Acting Manager, the Stage Manager, the Secre- tary and Treasurer, the Promj^ter. The next performances, recorded as ^^ very successful,^ ^ took place on Dec. 5th, 6th, and 8th, when the programme was A« x>- c. THIS EVENING WILL BE niESEXTED A FARCE IN REALITY; Or, the manager IN DISTRESS. Manager {by himself) .... Mr. Yates. m"- ^'% f \ (/^-^'^^^^^ 0/^^'^ Manager) \ f'' f ?^^'«- Mr. Bustleton P*' "^ \ Mr. A. Jones. Prompter {by lumself) .... Mr. G. Lindsay. It wasn't long before the new prompter appeared in public. I remember this piece well. We wanted to fill up the bill without repeating one of our former pieces. We got hold of the farce of The Manager in Distress, in which actors appear among the audience, and founded this piece on it. *' Mr. Yates " (Polwhele) appeared as himself, and " Mr. Davis " (E. Kelly), and " Mr. A. Jones" (myself) arrived as his friends to take dessert with him in his managerial room, and to help him out of the difficulties, which were announced by the prompter as having arisen from the non-appearance of the principal performers. We dispensed with any actors 70 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.C" Camb, among the audience, merely giving him a taste of our quality as to what we each could do to assist him ; my part I recollect heing to clear the dessert table of all the fruit as rapidly as possible (though I don't quite see how this would have helped any Theatrical performance), while my friend Mr. Easy went in for the wine and biscuits. The prompter re-appeared just at the moment when we had reduced the manager to distraction, and had made him feel very sore in consequence of having pointed all our remarks by the very practical ' busi- ness ' of digging him in the ribs, and slapping him on the back. In fact his part — unwritten but perfectly natural — was limited towards the latter portion of the performance to saying "Oh don't," and "Come! I say," then coughing violently, and subsequently begging for mercy. This was very much to the taste of the audience, up to a certain point, when they began to grow a little tired of the repetition of this pantomimic exhibition, and Mr. G. Lindsay entered to announce the arrival of the principals, when the manager thanked us^ apologised to the much enduring audience, and the curtain descended, to rise again on — BI.NKS THE BAGMAN. Binks (a coimnercial traveller) . . . Mr. Tom Pierce. Kit Crimmins {landlord of the '^ Bcnhow Inn") . . . . . • . . Mr. K. Johnson. Jack Eobinson Mr. S. Vane. Boots Mr. E. Courtney. Mrs. Crimmins Mr. G. Foster. Mrs. Eobinson ]y[r. R. Neete. Mary Moggs {housemaid to the '^Benbow") . Mr. S. Edwards. The Bear {Jack RoUnson's) . . . Mr. G. Rece. TO conclude with the eomance of keal life, entitled BOX AND cox. Box {a journeyman 2irinter) . , . Mr. Tom Pierce. (^o^ {a journeyman hatter) .... Mr. R. Johnson. Mrs. Bouncer (a laiullady) . . .Mr. F. Millsom. 76 Manager—Mr. N. TATES. Acting Maiuige) — Mr. TOM PIERCE. Prompter— Mr. LINDSAY. Scenery and Appoinimenta hy Messrs. JONES and CLABKSON. October Term^ 1^55- 71 In this bill, several new names occur. ' Mr. S. Vane " was E. Salter of Trinity Hall. Gerald FitzGerald changed his name again and took " E. Courtney. " Mr. K. Neete " was Dalton, "Mr. Edwards" E. Smith, of John's, and *'G. Rece " (grease), who played the bear in the farce, was A. Has- sall. In the last piece Salter appeared as " Mr. F. Millsom." The absence from the bill of Charles Donne, "Mr. C.Digby,'* and F. C. Wilson, is one of the most noticeable features. The former, *'Mr. Algernon," had only recently made his first appearance, and was already " a star ; " while the other was recognized as the " Leading Lady," without whose assist- ance it had been considered impossible to have a performance which should prove sufficiently attractive. " Mr. C. Digby " was already beginning to read for his degree of January '57, while " Mr. Algernon " was actually on the eve of his degree of January '^^^ so both gentlemen retired into private life, and, deprived of their valuable assistance, we determined to rely on the piece of nonsense already described, a slight farce, and the ever popular Box and Cox — not Fellows of Trinity. Without Mr. C. Digby we dared not venture on a burlesque, and without Mr. Algernon we had no one on whom we could rely to support even a vaudeville of any serious interest. But our remaining difficulty was our ladies ! With the demand came the supply, and " Mr. Neete " — the name was chosen to indicate his nattiness and petite-ness — came to the rescue and appeared as " Mrs. Crimmins," — which was exactly the sort of part that would not have suited Mr. C. Digby, and indeed one which no one would have thought of offering him. I call to mind how Dalton, in the smart landlady's dress, took us all utterly by surprise ; so much so indeed, that coming up the stairs of the " A. D. C." to the green room — which served us as dressing room as well — our ascetic prompter mistook him for a chambermaid from the hotel, and indig- 72 Pe7'sonal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.C" Camb. nantly complained of sucli a vara avis having been permitted to appear within our jealously guarded, because still jealously watched, precincts. I have said that our green room served us also for a common dressing room, and indeed for a property room, at first ; and its appearance during our performances, when the performers were in full swing of painting, dressing, undressing, washing, going over their words, and hunting for properties, was not unlike Hogarth's ' Strolling Players ' in a barn — only, of course, a gentlemanly and very much Bowdlerised version of that celebrated work. This extra performance was for the benefit of the Club funds, and it was expected to pay on the strength of the reputation of the previous performances. No Jones was invited to paint, no Nathan was employed, only Clarkson the perruquier, who brought everything with him, including such costumes as were wanted for the farce, and we were saved the expense of band rehearsals, as we had no burlesque. The performances w^ould have passed without a hitch, but for the bear, who would not come to rehearsals, and who, at the last moment, was inclined to be recalcitrant. But it being pointed out to him, that, though this was only his second appearance on the stage (he had been a servant in Villikins) yet the opportunities for distinguishing himself were so numerous and so easily available to a man of his talent and capabilities, that as an ambitious and rising young actor, he would grievously injure his own prospects, if he did not avail himself of the goods with which the Gods had provided him in such a brilliant opening. " But," he objected, "what can I do in a bear's skin ? " " Everything," was the impulsive answer. It was shown him how he could see — and breathe too ! — through a hole under the head, and how his master. Jack Kobinson, played by a capital actor, "Mr. S. Vane" (R. Salter), was most anxious that ho should share the honours of the evening with him ; and he was also earnestly assured that October Term, i8s5* 7Z whatever he, in the character of the bear, wo aid like to do, he would find himself ably seconded — it was put in this flattering way — by Mr. S. Yane as Jack Robinson. " G. Rece " consented, a trusty member of the Corps was told off to bring him to the " A. D. C." on the night of performance, and when he presented himself, still faintly remonstrating and wishing to cry off, if he could have done so with honour, even at the very last moment, we got him into his bear's skin and fastened him up so tightly, that he cei-tainly couldn't get out of it without assistance. He waited at the wing for Jack Robinson, who soon ajopeared dressed as a sailor. Now Mr. S. Vane was a conscientious actor, and, in thinking out the part of Jack Robinson, he had calculated thoroughly on the Dancing Bear. *' Of course," he had argued, "no sailor would go about with a bear, unless he had either a good stout stick or a whip to larrup him with." He considered the stick as most appropriate to a sailor ashore, and with this * hand-property ' he had taken good care to provide himself. But, alas, for the unhappy bear ! the stick was not a property sawdust-stuffed staff, such as is used on the stage by pantomimists, but it was a good, stout, sub- stantial, undeniable cudgel. It was realism with a ven- geance. Mr. S. Yane before coming up to the University, had, like the celebrated T. P. Cooke, really been in the navy, at least, so it was said. He had a bluff, honest, hearty, rolling sort of way with him, and was a first-rate fellow on and off the stage — as even the unhappy G. Rece would have willingly owned, — up till this minute. The farce went on : so did the sailor, and with him the bear led by a chain. No chance of escape. At first the bear tried to be funny — and he was funny — he stood up and danced. Alas ! his fun was but short-lived, for at the first sign of any repetition of such a burst of humour, down came 74 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.CT Camb, Jack Eobinson's thick cudgel on the bear's head and shoul- ders, who, thereupon, swore audibly. It was not a growl, it was an oath accompanied by a remonstrance which went entirely unheeded by the jolly tar, who, seeing the audience highly amused at his use of the stick, thought he couldn't give them, or the bear, too much of a good thing. He was right as to the audience, he was wrong as to the bear's view of the matter. **I quite forgot," said the representative of * Jack ashore,* earnestly explaining the matter, afterwards, to somebody, "I quite forgot it might hurt; and I really didn't think he could feel it through that bear-skin." In vain the bear attempted to ward off the blows with much the same action of the paws as the bear in the illus- trated fable-book attempts to get rid of the bees. He kept up the character as long as he could. He even pretended to have been taught some sort of dance by Jack Eobinson, which necessitated his putting up his fore-paws in order to guard his head, and taking advantage of the attitude, he was just about to whisper behind his hand a real * aside ' requesting Jack Eobinson to have a little more consideration for his feelings, when the sailor, being in the full swing of his part, and thinking that the bear was playing up to him in first-rate style, angrily exclaimed, "Ah! would you?" and down came a crack from the cudgel, and out came another and a louder oath from the bear. At last the bear could stand it no longer — he made a rush at his tormentor, and there was a man and bear fight for the space of about half a minute, during which the audience shouted and applauded vigorously. But the unfortunate bear was heavily handicapped in his dress, and without it he would not have been a match for his antagonist, who, entering into the spirit of the scene, pretended to defend his life from the bear's deadly attack, and inserting his hand in the bear's leather collar, half strangled poor ' G-. Rece,' while at the same time he caught him such cracks over the head, as but for the / October Term, iS^S* 75 padding, would most certainly have incapacitated the repre- sentative of the bear from ever appearing on any stage again — at least for a very long time. There was nothing for the unhappy bear but entire sub- mission; so, sinking down, he lay as if completely van- quished, panting on the ground, while S. Vane gave him one or two playful taps on the skull, just to finish with, then struck an attitude like a victorious lion tamer, and having dis- missed the bear with a parting kick, he resumed the business of the scene. There was immense applause. ' S. Vane ' bowed his acknowledgments, but the bear had availed himself of this respite to sneak quietly out by the door in the scene — and nothing could induce him to return. In fact, I think from that moment he retired from the Club and never paid any further subscription. His name does not occur again in the bills. He had had enough of it. His histrionic ambition had received a violent blow — several very violent blows — he had paid his halfpence, he had received all the kicks, and if he felt himself aggrieved, I must say I think he was more than justified. Those who witnessed the scene, will never forget it, and many among the audience who afterwards became members, have since narrated the story to me from their point of view, and told me how admirably they thought the unhappy bear was acting his part ! We had a great many unrehearsed comic scenes in the olden time of the *' A. D. C," and this was one of them. CHAPTER V. END OF OCTOBER TERM '55 — LENT TERM '5Q. After this performance, and before we separated for the Christmas vacation, we held a meeting on Dec. 12th, 1855, when we decided to ** Furnish rooms and make them more comfortable.'* The estimate for this was £40. We were getting on. This expenditure was advocated by the cautious stage manager, T. K. Polwhele, and by our secretary, C. E. Donne. Then these two energetic gentlemen, rising to the occasion, and evidently exhilarated by their success, proposed '' llie alteration of the passage.^' The expense for this was to be d610, part of which was guar- anteed by Mr. Ekin our landlord. This also was carried unanimously. Somebody ' an Honourable Member ' whose name has not been handed down to posterity in our records, proposed that there should be *' No smoking in the dining room,'* Which was carried unanimously. But what was our dining room ? It was the auditorium, when, instead of benches, and a red- baize partition, and reserved seats, it was occupied by a couple of property tables, and some kitchen chairs. The "dinner" was an occasional "chop and potatoes," Lent Term, 1856. "JJ cooked over at the Hoop, and sent across the yard hy the Boots, for whose services and those of his wife — " Mrs. Boots " — as charwoman, we allowed so much a term. But even these property tables had only been introduced since the friendly Proctor's visit, and I am glad they were not there on that occasion. Then the two practical members abovementioned moved and seconded another resolution. 1st. That Costume dresses he paid hy the Club. 2ndly. That Farce dresses be provided and paid for by the actors themselves. 8rdly. That half the exj^ense of female dresses should be borne by the Club. Carried unanimously. When we did " agree on the stage about anything, our unanimity was wonderful ! " Then the stage manager requested that ''he might have an assistant icho should take charcjc of the property department.'' Our " Property room " was a mere cupboard somewhere off the passage, and I think Mr. Ekin gave us an unused, loose box in the brewery stable. The stage manager's request was granted, and " Mr, Ermcin ivas elected Assistant Stage Manager.'* Then it was settled that "All complaints be made to the Secretary, and in his absence, to any member of the Com- mittee. The Committee were then re-elected. Mr. R. Kelly (Trinity Hall) . President. Mr. C. E. Donne (Trin.) . . Secretary and Treasurer. Mr. Burnand (Trin.) . . . Acting Manager. Mr. Polwhele (Jolm's) . . Stage Manager. Mr. Baillie (Trin.) . . . Prompter. Mr. Eniwin (Trin.) . . Assistant Stage Manager. jS Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.d' Cainb. At a subsequent private committee meeting (Dec. 17), Mr. Cator . . . was elected as Hon. Mem. At the general meeting on the 12th Dec, a bye-law was passed to this effect : " That the Committee he held at the Committee Members' rooms in rotation, beginning tvith the President, And that the Member in whose rooms the Meeting is held shall give a dinner to the Committee only.'' Up to this time the President, as I have already stated, always gave the dinners, and invited outsiders. This was found to be a check on business conversation and dinner dis- cussion, and also the frequent meetings made the charge a heavy one on the President. Hence the above rule. Minute at same meeting ; ^'Agreed with Mr, Ekin to pay i04O jper annum, with coals," This was our rent. As some one has remarked in our records, " what with coals, and other concessions we are EJdn'' out our existence." " The sanction of the Members was given to the Committee to incur a debt of £50 for furniture, and to alter the staircase and smoking room," The ' smoking room ' was the apartment with a skylight, which served us for our green room and dressing room. Our furniture, exclusive of * property ' chairs and tables, at present consisted of Mockers' round the room, used as settees. The alterations proposed included a small lavatory. But in those days the luxury of modern lavatories was compara- tively unknown, and a basin under a tap, with a jack-towel on a roller behind a door, sufficed for our wants. Thus ended the second year of the " A. D. C.'s " exist- ence." It had been successful beyond all anticipation ; it had tided Lent Term^ 1856, 79 over a considerable pecuniary loss, and it had paid its way fairly. As far as the Dons knew anything about it, they were in- different, or favourably inclined towards it. We were on excellent terms with the Athen£eum Club, which always mustered strongly at our performances — several of its new members joining the " A. D. C." CHAPTER VI. LENT TERM 1856. The next term, Lent, 1856, we commenced with a Com- mittee Meeting in my rooms. Conyngliam and myself were now located in Green Street, and very pleasant quarters they were. We were not parti- cular to a shade at midnight, if we only knew our guests were safe men. At this meeting I acted as secretary, in consequence of the resignation of C. E. Donne, who had already taken his degree. About this time the Jones question arose again. He had painted well, but he had charged too much. Then it was asked why should we pay his travelling expenses as well as three guineas a-day for his work ? And why should any member have the highly-respected Jones's company forced upon him at his own lodgings ? It was clear that we were tired of Jones. We had heard all his stories of Mathews and Yestris, we had never come across anything he had ever done at a theatre — his name was unknown to us as an artist. "Who was Jones?" I had introduced him : I was answerable for him. I gave up Jones as a companion, but stuck by him as an artist. " Could any one, " I wanted to know," supply us with abetter?" There had been offers. A wheezy little man in the town, a house decorator I think, of a theatrical turn, had proposed to paint anything, for a quarter of what poor Jones would Lent Term, 1856, 81 have received. Of course if it did not turn out to be * any- thing we liked,' we should have to take it all the same. Our excellent stage manager split the difference. And an arrangement was come to with Jones which was to be taken as applying to this term only — (alas ! poor Jones ! it was the beginning of the end !) — to the effect that "7;i addition to his travelling exs he should receive tivo guds l^cr diem " — a drop of one guinea per day for Jones, and not to be made up in the time he took over it, we were too sharp for that — ^^And he was to dine ivith each of the Committee in rotation, and that he should lodge at 27, Green Street, at the rate of twelve shillings per 2veek" That settled Jones. He arrived and worked harder than ever : but a gloom had come over him. No one would listen to his stories. They watched him at work, took him to dinner, and saw him at lunch. But he was a broken man. Had poor Jones played his cards better, he might have taken up his abode at the University, and made a handsome income as a professor of drawing and painting ; there was no one there who knew more about it than he did, few so much. His mistake was that he Yv'ould patronise the sharp-sighted young men. Then, he never had any new stories, which was a fault, and he repeated the old ones, which vras a crime. To this day I am sorry for the worthy and estimable Jones. He did some excellent work for the " A. D. C," which has, by this time, been all painted out. lieu prisca fides ! We did, for one term at least, believe in Jones. ****** About this date we began to be strict. Feb. 5, 1856, "2?. Kelly fined five shillings for being absent,^* He was occasionally very absent. I hope he paid the fines. 82 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.Cy Camb. Then there was a general meeting on Feb. 7 at 6.30, which meant, for Trinity men at least, immediately after Chapel. We were very careful not to clash with collegiate regulations. There was plenty of room in the University for both Colleges and Clubs. The University Governing Body ' with power to add to its number ' ought to have constituted us into a Dramatic College. It is not too late now. Celibacy would have to be a qualification for the majority of Fellowships. The master could be a married man. Who should be the first to hold the important office ? Say Mr. Henry Neville. It would look well * in the bills,' Mr. H. Neville, Master of Koscius College, Cambridge ; Senior Dean, J. L. Toole. But this is only by the way. A nos moutons. Then, Feb. 7, we elected as honorary members — W. L. B. Cator . . Trin. Coll. (mentioned previously, and election confirmed). J. Wilkinson . . . St. Peter's. A. Thompson . (late of) Trin. Coll. Here for the first time, Mr. Alfred Thompson's name appeared on our minutes. As I have before said, some of us had often heard of him from C. E. Donne, his old friend, and there being a part in my new burlesque of St. George and the Dragon which we found it difficult to fill, it was suggested by Charles Donne that Mr. Alfred Thompson should be invited to join our theatricals. This led to his being elected unanimously, and welcomed gladly as an honorary member. His reputation, which had grown since he had first been mentioned, began to frighten us all, and I was afraid lest I should find some one who knew more about my own burlesque than I did myself, and who would be for putting us all to rightsi However, he accepted our invitation, — writing to Donne from Canterbury, I think, where his depot was quartered — he was in a cavaby regiment — and consented to take the role of Lent Term, 18^6. ^:^ King Lollipop in my burlesque of St, George and the Dragon^ which, I confess, I thought a great condescension on his part. I anticipated his arrival with considerable anxiety. It was the first time a comparative stranger to all of us had played at the "A. D. C." I well remember our first meeting. It was at a dress rehearsal in the evening, a few days before the performance, a very few days — not more than two, I fancy. He was cast for a part in Sent to the Tower, which he was to play with Reginald Kelly. He soon showed us that he meant business, and that he had his own original ideas of the character of King Lollipop. It was a mad scene, and he came on imitating somebody as King Lear. It was not at all what I had intended, but the idea in execution was so much better, dramatically, than mine, that I watched it closely, adopted his suggestions, and only made one, which was that " the kneeling was in- effective." " I'll do it as you wish, you know," he said, kindly, and I did not like to press the matter further. Our new honorary member attracted a good deal of atten- tion that evening, and we were looking forward to a first-rate performance, when suddenly a message arrived post haste, informing him that he must at once join his regiment, which was ordered off to the Crimea. He left us then and there, and I don't remember our meet- ing again until he had finally given up soldiering, and was on the high road to that position he now holds in the literary and artistic world. It is with great pleasure that I have to refer to Mr. Alfred Thompson — as an honorary member of the Cambridge " A. D. C," though his first and last appearance on our classic boards, was at the above-mentioned dress rehearsal of St, George and the Dragon, . G 2 84 ^ Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D,Cy Camb, His departure, happening as it did on the very eve of our performance, left us in a difficulty. Alfred Thompson was to have played Perkyn Puddifoot in Maddison Morton's Sent to the Tower — we had all an intense reverence for the name of Maddison Morton, and also for that of the author, who, as the late Mr. Charles Mathews said in one of his after-dinner speeches, " cunningly contrived to have himself familiarly christened * Tom ' " — I mean Mr. Tom Taylor — hut this by the way — and the other parts, for which Mr. Alfred Thompson was cast, were, King Lollipop in my St. George and the Dragon, a burlesque, which I am sure was inspired by a picture in the Illustrated Neivs of Paul Bedford, of the Adelphi, in the dress of a dragon — and the part of Mr. Aubrey in the opening piece, a little drama in two acts, adapted, I believe, from some French piece by Charles Mathews, and called A Curious Case, Three parts to be filled ! It must be owned that having a star, we had determined to take the shine out of him con- siderably. A star ! He was a meteor — brilliant, flashing, and away ! There was no time for further rehearsal, so at once assembling a council of war, we accepted Evelyn Ashley's offer of playing Mr. Aubrey, while I undertook to be perfect in Perkyn Puddifoot. Evidently we were both ' quick studios * in those days. How I got up my part, I remember perfectly — as though it were only yesterday. Eeginald Kelly was Launcelot Banks, and as the piece is a sort of Box and Cox, the entire business, except two or three scenes with the gaoler (played by Ernwin) was in our hands. I studied hard all the morning, and between three and four my confrere came to a light repast in my room — we dined early, professionally — when, instead of chattering over our meal our conversation was limited entirely to Morton's dialogue, and at night we played it without refer- ence to the prompter. Lent Term, 18^6, 85 Years afterwards I had to play it on the new boards of the ''A. D. C," and trusted to my memory. Mr. Charles Hall — our second Charles — who, as the Prince of Wales's Attorney-General for the Duchy of Cornwall, wears a very different wig from the one he used as "Launcelot Banks" — played in it with me on this last occasion, when my trust in my memory was as vain as Macbeth's in the juggling spirits ; and if it be equally true, as on the first occasion, that w^e played it without reference to the prompter, it is only because, had ice stopped to listen to him, there w^ould have been a fearful hiatus between the speeches, as all we could do was to remember a few **cues" here and there, guiding ourselves to the conclusion by a general idea of the action of the piece, and entirely giving ourselves up to the inspiration of the moment. We were both of us in excellent spirits, and the audience did not detect the impo- sition. The prompter, after vainly endeavouring to find the place, closed his book in despair, regarding us vacantly as a couple of hopeless lunatics, and wondering, not how we should *go on,' but how on earth we should ever *get off.' We got right — somehow. Poor Maddison Morton ! had he been there ! I speak now as a dramatic author, with an intense horror of * gag ! ' But more of this anon — in its place. I record it here for future reference. On Wednesday, February 21st, 1856, after all our trouble, we were *' all right at night," as the actors say, when they are all wrong in the morning. Evelyn Ashley played the part of Aubrey in A Curious Case ; Tom Thornhill the part of King Lollipop in the burlesque ; and for Perkyn Puddifoot, Alfred Thompson's other vacancy, I have already accounted. Here is the pro- gramme, which was an innovation, as to size and details, on what we had hitherto adopted. jcBlw JUf* x^M This EvENiNa will be Presented, the Comic Drama ENTITLED A CURIOUS Mr. Aubrey Charles Stanton Twiggleton Edward Mrs. Aubrey . .... CASE. Mr. Humphrey Duke. Mr. E. Courtney. Mr. Tom Pierce. Mr. R. Johnson. Mr. C. DiGBY. After which, SENT TO THE TOWER ! Perkyn Puddifoot Launcelot Banks . Gaoler Mr. Tom Pierce. Mr. II. Johnson. Mr. J. Farnham. Mr. Humphrey Duke, Mr. E. Courtney, Mr. R. Johnson. Mr. A. Herbert. Mr. C. DiGBY. To Conclude with an Entirely New Historical, Comical, but still slightly Mythical, Burlesque, in Three Acts, by TOM PIERCE, Esq., entitled ST. GEORGE AND THE DRAGON!! King Lollipop {King of Sugar Candia, from wJiom are descended the JRoyal Line of Bonbons) .... St. George (no relation to George St. , Hanover Square —an undecided cha- racter, hy Historian) Toadee (a Courtier at the Court of Sugar Candia, liolding a fine old Government apjjointment) Tuftee {a ditto, ditto) . . . . Princess Zara {the Sugar Candian read- ing of the English Sarah, sole re- maining child of King Lollipop— a Damsel Coy) .... The Dragon {who is the Lion of the place 0/ whom Ben Shakespeare has written the onemorable descrip- tion, "Monstrum informe ingens cui, regular rum 'un to look at ;" with whom the heir of the p)lo,ce seems to^ agree — sime he has swal- lowed him at the opening of the piece — or, rather, at the opening of the mouth-piece — and who has capti- vated the Princess hy his charms) Coiu-tiers and Attendants (who will, and indeed must, be seen to be appreciated,) by Messrs. H. Walker, Gammon, E. Hook, and Sell. For Description of Scenery, Hefcrcnces, d:c.,see Books of Burlesque, which can be had in the lioom, price One Sh'illing. Stage Manager— Mr. N. YATES, Acting Manager— Mr. TOM PIERCE. Prompter— Mr. G. LINDSAY. Scenery by Mr. S. J. E. JONES. Dresses and Appointments by Messrs. NATHAN and G. W. CLAEKSON ofDrury Lane. Mr. Tom Pierce. Lent Ter7ny 18^6, 87 The names wlien translated are as follows : — Mr. Hiimplirey Duke * . . Mr. Tom Tliomliill. Mr. Humphrey Duke*) Hon. Evelyn Ashley. Mr. A. Herbert . ) Mr. E. Courtney .... Mr. Gerald Fitzgerald. Mr. Tom Pierce . ... Mr. F. C. Bm-nand. Mr. R. Johnson .... Mr. Reginald Kelly. Mr. C. Digby Mr. F. C. Wilson. Mr. J. Fambam .... Mr. J. Emwin. Mr. N. Yates Mr. T. R. Polwhele. Mr. G. Lindsay .... Mr. W. H. Baillie. There is no record as to Messrs. H. Walker, Gammon, E. Hook, and Sell, but there is a note to the effect that Mr. J. Emwin *' made his first appearance on this occasion and was very successful." St, George " went very well. Three songs, consecutively encored. The performance lasted three nights and the pro- ceeds were ^49 15s.," which at all events, after deducting expenses, would have paid half our yearly rent. In the cast of St, George appears the name of Mr. K. Johnson, i.e., Mr. Reginald Kelly. It was his second and last appearance in burlesque, a class of entertainment against which he had all along decidedly set his face. As I have before remarked, Reginald Kelly was one of our best and most original actors, but he had generally excused himself from playing in burlesque on the ground of his not having * a singing face,' of his not appreciating puns and doggerel, and finally of his not being a dancer. In vain it had been pointed out to him that " Clarke of the Haymarket " had played in extravaganzas, that Harley, Compton and Keeley had all appeared in burlesque and extravaganza, but he still maintained that in doing so they * The name assumed by lilr. Alfred Tborjpsou, whose parts these two gentlemen took. 88 Personal Reminiscences of the '^A.D.C,'^ Camb. Lad gone out of their legitimate line. Kelly, could he have had his own way, would have exercised us in standard comedies, and a few modern (now old-fashioned) farces. But, thank goodness ! for the future of the " A. D. C," we, its originators, as a body, had no such daring ambition. Had we attempted The Rivals, or The School for Scandal, or Every Man in his Humour, or The Heir-at-Law — and Kelly would have been an admirable Dr. Pangloss — I doubt whether the Club would have lasted a term. Such things were too high for us, a very great deal too high — and in fact, fortunately out of our reach and out of our sight. But in St. George I had modelled two characters on Noodle and Doodle in Fielding's Tom Thumb — their names Tuftee and Toadee — they were two courtiers — being evidently adapta- tions from Thackeray's creations. Toadee is described in the bill as " A courtier at the Court of Sugar Candia, holding a fine old- government ap- pointment," and my beau-ideal of the character would have been Compton, and failing him, * our Mr. Kelly,' who, at my earnest solicitation, kindly undertook the part, on condition of dancing and singing not being expected of him. The doggerel lines he had to speak were full of wretched puns, and Kelly gave them out at rehearsal, stolidly, in his Comptonian style, without a smile. I was in raptures. He would play it splendidly. As the rehearsals proceeded it was noticed that the more familiar Toadee became with his part, the less glibly he delivered it. He seemed to be lost in meditation before each line, which he would then repeat deliberately, with a puzzled expression of countenance, and a side inquiring glance at me, as much as to say, " Look here, you're the author, what do you mean by this ? " but he never stopped to make any observation, until, at the fourth rehearsal, when he was slowly going over his first long speech — a miserable set of lines at the best, though I say it who shouldji't — now — though then I thought Lent Term, 1856, 89 them uncommonly fine, and in answer to Tuftee was saying— " The son and heir of our great king, he went To take the siin and air " When he suddenly broke off, gave a short but emphatic *'ha ! ha ! " repeated the ** ha ! ha ! " and seemed so utterly unable to proceed with the rehearsal, that I asked anxiously if anything was the matter with him ? *'No," he replied, still laughing jerkily. '' Only I didn't see it before." ''What?" I asked. "What?" he returned, staring at me. "Why, sun and air — son and heir. You mean it for a pun — don't you? Ha ! ha ! " I admitted that my intention had certainly been to perpe- trate ^JGii de mots, which I owned did not seem to me abso- lutely novel. " Well," he replied, " it mayn't be here— ha ! ha !— but / never saw it before. Ha ! ha ! Son and heir — ha ! ha ! — very good. Why, I've said it over a hundred times without seeing it. But," he finished, by way of consoling me, *^I see it now — and I shan't laugh at it again,'' Gradually, by fits and starts, all the puns in his own part broke on him. And each time he exploded in short laughs, like a cracker. When they came very close together — when, as modern critics on burlesque say, "the lines bristled with puns " — then he stopped short, repeated the lines slowly, examined them carefully, as though he were a schoolboy pick- ing plums out of a cake, and not until he was quite certain of having mastered them all, did he proceed with his speech. " His heart within liis breast, Began to quaver while he took his rest." Here he paused, looked dubiously at me, then exclaimed — "Oh, I see it — 'quaver' — 'rest' — terms in music — ha! 90 Personal Reminiscences of the ^'A.D.C!' Carnb. ha!" — explaining the joke, as though he were a punster's dictionary. Then he went on — «' Twas but an idle crotchet of the brain." (To himself) " Crotchet— ha ! ha ! — there's another" (to me) " I see it— " So trebled his pace to find his liome again." (To himself) " ' Trebled'— yes— that's another— ha ! ha !— " And at last, when he reached the description of the Prince's meeting with the Dragon, who — " Looked at his scales, and thought 'twas affaire finny" he paused— thought it out, slapped his leg, and came out with a tremendous guffaw. " I knew that was a pun," he cried, triumphantly. " I told What's-his-name so, when he heard me my part this morning. I told him you meant it for a pun — but he didn't see it." Not until the night of performance did the full light of the puns in the other parts break on him, and, whether he were on the stage, or listening at the wing, the most appre- ciative audience for every point in the piece was Eeginald Kelly, who, whenever any of the other characters came out with a punning line, gave his very audible laugh *' Ha ! ha ! " adding, sotto voce, ** Hang it! there's another!" — and at the first representation he undoubtedly led the laugh, for the undergraduate audience, quick to catch at such a peculiarity, took this as an original point in his part, and whenever he unconsciously directed their attention to a pun, which he had only just that minute discovered, and which had surprised him out of his ejaculation of " Oh, hang it ! there's another !" they shouted and roared again, and applauded vociferously. Certainly the success of St. George and the Dragon was largely due, on the first night, to Mr. Eeginald Kelly as Toadee, and on the other niirhts to Messrs. F. C. Wilson and Lent Term, 18^6, 91 Gerald Fitzgerald, as the unhappy princess Zara and her lover St. George. For myself, I know that while my dress for the Dragon was founded, as I have said, on a picture of Mr. Paul Bedford in a similar character, my embodiment of the part was a copy of Keeley as the Djin in the Enchanted Horse, an extravaganza in two acts, at, I think, the Hay- market, when Miss P. Horton played a Prince, and Mrs. Keeley a Peri, and I fancy that Alfred Wigan was also in the piece, but if not in that, ho was in another — Aladdin — at the same house, when Mrs. Keeley played Aladdin, and her hus- band Ahanazar the magician. How funny it was ! ! CHAPTEE VIL PASSING NOTES— SUMMARY OF FIRST YEAR, 1855 — 1856. The performances in the Lent Term, 1856, had brought us to the end of the first year of the "A. D. C.'s" existence, and at the close of the May term — the first season of our A. D. C. year — we were aware of having some really serious changes. Mr. Polwhele having taken his degree at the beginning of the year, had only been stopping up out of real liking for the "A. D. C." work, and in order to hand it over in the best possible state to his successor, whoever he might be. Without Mr. Polwhele' s careful management, the Club could never have made such progress as it did in its one year of life. He was an ingenious cai-penter, and was never so happy as when looking after the mechanical appliances of the "A. D. C." and making the best of them, such as they were. F. C. Wilson was reading, so also was Reginald Kelly. Wo might perhaps get their services once in the course of the forthcoming year, but we knew it would not be fair to press them, Charles E. Donne and Gerald Fitzgerald were away. The past degree time, i. e,, January, 1856, had taken away several of our *' first members," active and inactive; the future degree time of 1857 was keeping others well occupied, and I was beginning to feel University age creeping upon me as a second-year man who had braved the Little-Go. As for our financial position, we paid our way and our rent. Passing Notes and Summary. 93 We were still in debt to our carpenter for his work in 1855, and had only paid him from time to time on account, while, I imagine, he was being called in to do all sorts of odd jobs about the place. The subscriptions came in regularly, and our number was always up to the limit, with the names of candidates on the election board every term. No club, with such expenses, could have done better ; and there was an esprit de corps which united in a common cause, as it were, a number of young men of very different tastes, and in very different sets. Our performances were invariably the occasion of the most jovial supper parties — not the least among the inducements to become an " acting member " — held at each other's rooms, when conscientious landlords and landladies, who had to make *' the returns" of the hours kept by their lodgers, would allow their clocks and watches to get very much behind the time, when college porters would be less exact in noting down the precise moment of the undergraduates' rentree, and when less scrupulous landlords took no notice whatever of the hours, except to ask their lodgers where they had been, who had seen them, and to trust to their honour for the truth. A lodging-house keeper making a false return, or omitting his return, would be "discommoned" by the University, after, or without a warning ; and of course, as the lodging- house keeper was also a tradesman, this meant the loss of University custom, and something uncommonly near ruin — at all events a great loss for a time. But the "A. D. C." performances came to be gradually accepted as a valid excuse for late hours — just once and away, — that is during our three days' entertainment. Was it not evident that actors required refreshment after a per- formance lasting from eight till past eleven ? Was it not equally clear that the audience also stood in need of some refreshment ? Naturally. This was no " drinking for drink- ing" but "drinking for dry;" and after all, none of our 94 Personal Remimscences of the ^'A,D.C" Camb, '* A. D. C." men had ever come across the police after mid- night, nor had hroken off hell-handles, and made night hideous with their shrieks, as was the custom of the mem- bers of certain old-established, hard-drinking, port-wine Uni- versity societies. No ; as a club, we were a quiet, orderly set — I mean we must have had that reputation to have gradually won the hearts of the Dons, who, after a while, granted leave and license to acting members of the ** A. D. C." to stay out till one a.m. on the performance nights. I say " after a while " — as I don't think it was a rule in my time. Not that it mattered to me personally. I bore a charmed life, as did the other men (only two) who *' kept " in my house. I have said that " as a cliih " we were quiet and orderly ; but sectionally, so to put it, we were occasionally a trifle frolicsome. But of all the pleasant cheery evenings I ever remember to have spent — noisy, I admit — sustained chiefly by the animal spirits of youth, I allow — commend me to some of those after-performance " A. D. C." suppers we used to have down in Malcolm Street, especially when there was a goodly number of our members congregated together, and when, at a particular house, the fun was invariably at its fastest, at its most furious, and at its latest. One of our Irish members was famed for his hospitality, and the flowing bowl — was it a bowl of bishop ? — never stood still in his room — not even when it was empty — for then it was moved to be refilled. Pleasant convivial evenings they were, when all the mis- takes of the performance were good-humouredly reviewed, and amusingly recounted; when " chaff" flew about, and rough- and-ready repartee, more forcible than brilliant, knock-down blows from a cudgel, rather than sharp, pointed thrusts from flashing rapiers, were exchanged amid shouts of uproarious merriment. I recollect nothing like those supper-parties, except the late Passing Notes and Summary, 95 Charles Lever s descriptions of similar festivities in the old days of Charles O'Malley at Trinity College, Dublin. One of the strongest bonds of union among Freemasons is the banquet, when the brethren " proceed from labour to re- freshment " ; and though of less importance among the mem- bers of the " A. D. C." than among the " Sons of the Widow," yet our performances would have lost much of their zest, if, after strutting our brief hour on the stage, we had then been heard no more, and had sneaked off supperless to bed. Old I^University men were our guests on these occasions, and were welcome to any ** A. D. C." member's rooms where there happened to be an " After the Opera was over " supper. Every old member of the Club — and our Retired List had already commenced in 1856 — was free of the Club, and a guest at any of the feasts without. invitation, though, as a matter of courtesy, the invitation was usually given. The " Entertainers," however, generally accompanied their written or verbal invitations with the expressed wish that you would " bring anyone you like " — which of course was only applicable to non-resident members of the University, or " strangers " on a visit. Never were members of one society more thoroughly in earnest than were the first members of the " A. D. C." So entirely penetrated with the esi^rxt de corps were we, that we were willing to take any parts for which we might happen to be cast ; while as for our beardless youths who played the women, so heartily did they " enter into the skin " — as the French say — of the feminine character, that I remember, on one occasion, when we played Still Waters run Deep, the representative of Mrs. Mildmay, thinking his *' get up" insuffi- cient, secreted the diamonds that Mrs. Sternhold ought to have worn. The latter was in the greatest distress. The costumier couldn't malre out where they had been mislaid. Of course Mrs. Mildmay knew nothing about them, or, at least, baffled enquiry by returning, not the jewels, but the reply, *'What should I know about Mrs. Sternhold's dia- g6 Personal Reminiscences of the ^'A,D.Cy Camb, monds ? " And imagine the latter's feelings when the first thing that caught her eye in John Mildmay's drawing-room, scene last, act 3rd, on the occasion of the dinner-party, was her lost par lire round meek Mrs. Mildmay's neck ! The piece was, however, just drawing to a close, and the business of the scene did not permit of any irrelevant remarks. Before the tag, indeed, all was forgotten and forgiven, and the amiable young Collegians, who played the two parts of Mrs. Sternhold and Mrs. Mildmay, sunk their jealousies for the public good, contributed largely to the success of the drama, " forgave " each other, — but never " forgot," — for the incident was too absurd, and is well worth recording. In the early days of the "A. D. C." one of the patrons among the Dons was the Rev. Dr. Donaldson, who was just then very popular among undergraduates, on account of his decidedly anti- donnish and liberal views. He highly approved of the "A. D. C," and asked me to show him over the rooms. He stood on our little stage and gave us (Charles E. Donne and myself) some account of his theatrical re- miniscences. Apropos of Dr. Donaldson, and not at all of the *' A. D. C." — except that some members, who shall be nameless, as I am not yet at liberty to divulge the secret, were mixed up in the hoax — I remember how, one Sunday morning, the walls in and about the University were placarded to the effect that *' the Rev, Mr. Clayton " — a well-known clergyman in the town, — *' would hum Dr. Donaldson's heretical Book of Jasher in front of Trinity College at " then the hour in the evening was specified. The bills were headed — " Heresy ! Heresy ! ! Heresy ! ! ! " which looked uncommonly attractive — especially on Sunday morning, when there was nothing doing except church. During the day, in spite of the police having torn down Passing Notes and Summary, 97 most of the posters, the news spread far and wide, and by the time for evening chapel at Trinity, the whole of Trinity Street was in an uproar. Mr. Clayton, coming out of Caius to go to his church, was followed by a mob of roughs and undergraduates — they were very much mixed on such occasions, until a strong line of demarcation was drawTi by a positive Town and Gown row — hooting, shouting, and calling upon him to burn the heretical publication. The air resounded with cries of "Jasher! Jasher ! Clay- ton ! Heresy ! " raised, of course, by those who knew very little of either Dr. Donaldson or Mr. Clayton, and nothing at all of the Book of Jasher. The police were called out in full force ; Sergeant Robinson — " Bill Robinson " — being at their head, who, if any muni- cipal official could have quelled the riot, would have been the man to do it, as he was immensely popular among under- graduates. The gates of Trinity College were closed against all comers, and the porters were resolved to do, or die, in defending their post, should the fortress be besieged. But a new difficulty arose from the men within, who, coming from chapel, wished to get out. Egress and ingress were alike forbidden. " Force the gates ! " was the cry from within and without, and the emeute would have assumed a most serious aspect, had not some quick-witted junior Don been inspired to sacri- fice an old Euclid — supposed to represent the Book of Jasher — to the fury of the mob, which was about as orthodox as that in the Gordon riots, which shouted "No Property," as synonymous with *' No Popery ! " In answer to the vociferous cries of " Bum the Book ! '* the junior Don above-mentioned issued forth from the por- ter's lodge gate at the side, with the flaming Euclid in his hand. In a few moments the book was reduced to ashes, the crowd 98 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.CT Camh, cheered and broke up, the gates were opened, Bill Robinson went about cheerily assuring everybody that there was nothing more to be done or seen, and in another half-hour Town and Gown were quiet. *' Dr. Jasher," as we used to call him, was always a very good friend to us of the "A. D. C," and besides attending several performances, used invariably to plead our cause, when- ever the necessity arose, in those University Common Rooms from which his authorship of Jasher had not banished him. To resume. Since the commencement of the Club in the May Term, 1855, we had had about, as far as I can make out, four per- formances ; and as our University year consisted of only three terms, we must count these as representing the first year of the "A. D. C.'s" existence as a Club. FIRST YEAR OF May Term, 1855 October Term, 1855 Lent Term, 1856 . A. D. C One performance. Two i^erformanees. One performance. 1855. Pieces Played. A Fast Train ! High Pressure ! ! Express 1 1 Did you ever send your Wife to Camberwell ? Bomhdstes Furioso .... Romance under Difficulties Number One Round the Corner Delicate Ground Two in the Morning Villikins and his Dinah A Farce in Reality Binhs the Bagman .... Box and Cox ■■] 1856. A Curious Case ..... Sent to the Tower J. Lent Term. St. George and the Dragon This represents the first year of the "A. D. C.'s " existence. ]\Iay Term. 1st performance, October Term. 2nd performance, October Term. Passing Notes and Summary. 99 Of these fourteen pieces, three — one farce and two bur- lesques — were original works, of which two are still played in •the provinces and by amateurs. Oar new members elected previous to the Lent Term per- formance were — February 18, 1856— Mr. Arbouiu Trinity. G. Feiklen do. E. Ashley do. And February 20, 1856 — Mr. Cresswell St. John*s. Mr. Foster Christ's. Mr, Graham do. But this second entry has been partially erased in the book, 5xnd their election is not confirmed until Feb. 28th, after the performance. On the 10th March the following members were elected: — 'fc) Oliphaiit . A. C. Lee . W. P. Lysaght . Robert O'Hara C. R. Lutwidge . R. Wharton . Simpson . Trinity Hall. Trinity. do. Caius. Trinity. do. St. John's. This batch proves the cosmopolitan character and the ex- tended popularity of the Club. We had by this time representatives from Trinity, John's, Christ's, Caius, Trinity Hall, lung's, and Magdalene — sporting men, serious men — not too serious, but with ecclesiastical tastes — reading men, lounging men, political debaters at the Union, as were Messrs. O'Hara and Ashley — both of whom, 1 daresay, have found that their public appearance on the boards of the "A. D. C." was not the least part of the advantages of their University experience, for both were excellent actors, and as an exponent of one type of Irish charactei', llobert O'Hara H 2 lOO Personal Reminiscences of the ^'A.D.CT Camb, (now a distinguished counsel in the Committee Kooms at "Westminster) had only one rival among us, viz., Mr. Rowley Hill, the present Bishop of Sodor and Man, whose name appears as a candidate on the "A. D. C." list, the 16th April, 1856. The list of members for our first year, 1855-56, included — ► T. K. Polwhele G. Sheppard Harvey G. Lenox Conyngliam G. H. Evans G. Fitzgerald W. K. Snow G. E. Hassall G. C. Lampson H. Lampson J. C. Wood F. C. Wilson W. H. Baillie J. Watt Gibson H. J. Whitley K. Kelly W. E. Smith P. W. Freeman C. Grant Arthur C. Cumberlege M. N. K. Fitzgerald J. F. M. Wilson C. E. Donne G. Tyrrell T. Utton W. Lysagbt Hon. A. E. M. Ashley W. H. Evans Alfred Thompson (honorary) A. C. Lee G. Feilden J. Graham E. Cresswell J. H. Simpson K. Wharton C. E. F. Lntwitlge E. O'Hara Eowley Hill Thos. Thornhill E. Tennent. There was always a difficulty about our secretary. That office involved a large amount of trouble without any ade- quate recompense. A member in his ignorance generally accepted the post with avidity, eager to show how he could set everything straight, and what an example lie would give to his predecessors of what their stewardship oiicjlit to have been. But alas ! he invariably found that on his devoted head fell all the blame. He had all the writing to do, all the accounts to audit — for the office of treasurer was combined with that of secretary— he was fined, in earnest, if he failed to attend a meeting— he had to yield an account of tickets sold, of bills printed, &c., &c., and, finally, as an unpaid and over- Passing Notes and Summary, loi worked official, he generally seized the first opportunity of resigning the situation. But in doing this he was very careful to conceal the real nature of his grievance. He would generally plead " reading'* as a valid excuse, and he would add that nothing hut this would have induced him to resign, so delightful was the work, so congenial and so pleasant. Had he not said this, we should have experienced some difficulty in finding a successor. It was like the simple countryman who having been inveigled into a show by tht glowing description of what is to be seen within, is passed out by a side door, after seeing positively nothing, and im- plored not to say a word to the public without, but let them all be taken in as he had been. The victim at once becomes a party to the hoax, chuckling over the sell, which has already cost him sixpence. We had had up to this time several secretaries, and the record shows how they had incurred fines of five shillings for absence, and had then so to speak, * chucked it up.' The fate of Mr. W. H. Baillie was as that of the others before him in this chair. He was fined on the 7th February, 1856, and resigned on the 28th of the same month. This might be the epitaph on all our secretaries in the early days of the "A. D. C." — Being fined, He resigned ! And then they sat at the board and took their turn at worrying * the new man.' But, strange to say, so much was this official post sought after, that on this occasion there were two candidates — G, M. Wilson (of Caius), proposed by F, C. Burnand, seconded by Mr, W. Arbouin, and Honble, E, Ashley (Trin.), proposed by T, R, Polwhele, seconded by G, S, Feilden. I02 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.CT Camb, The latter was elected by a majority of eight to two, where- upon the resigned secretary, Mr. W. H. Baillie, was unaui- mously elected prompter — and I am not certain whether he was much the better for the change. However, he was the right man in the right place — when he was in the right place — and when he did prompt, it is a tradition among the "A. D. C." men, that he was / — Ernwin. Mr. F. Humby » I- Simpson. Fielden. And Messrs. Smith, Brown, Walker, and E. Hook stood for R. Preston, A. C. Lee, W. Lysaght, Lutwidge, and Evans, «S:c. Mr. Feilden, who had never played before, and was quite a novice — it was only his second term at the University — played and "looked" Bertha to general admiration. Kelly's Peter Staumitz is briefly and emphatically recorded as ^'crt^n^aZ," and the others all more or less satisfactory. Of *' the office?' " it is recorded that " he was of the arms army.''' I should here observe that the " notices " are in various handwritings, and were generally the concoction of three or four of the members, who, meeting together after the per- formance, each in turn acted as secretary, while tobacco and ■" modest quenchers " refreshed us during our labours of composition. They were generally written in Evelyn Ashley's room, or in Tom Thornhill's. In 'Twonld puzzle a Conjuror, our *' supers," the soldiers find workmen, had been very irregular in their attendance at rehearsal, and caused a good deal of trouhle on the night of performance, by invariably coming on at the wrong times, and then positively refusing to be moved off, except at the command of their legitimate superior, the Master of the Dockyard. As to the prompter, they ignored him entirely, and W. H. Baillie used to be seen waving his hands in utter despair at the wing — which they, the workmen, look either as signs of encouragement generally, or indica- 1 IJNIX/lHialTY t 112 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A. D.Cy Cmnb. tions that they ought to cheer, on which latter under- standing the word was passed, and a seriously interesting scene between Peter and the ambassadors was suddenly inter- rupted by an outburst of misapplied loyalty on the part of the workmen of Saardam. They were immediately repri- manded, in a forcible aside, by one of the ambassadors in disguise, whereupon they retired sulkily, and it was with difficulty they could be induced to make their re-appearance at the right moment. Strikes were not so common twenty- four years ago as now, or their conduct might have been easily accounted for. As it is the "A. D. C." record ironically states that " The soldiers and workmen ought to have been seen to have been appreciated,^* Then came the farce of WHO DO THEY TAKE ME FOR? Colonel Templeton .... Mr. :Miles Hall. Terence O'Reilly {travelling artist) Mr. Desmonb Blake. Isaac Pickings {steward of the Hard- acre Estate) :Mr. R. JoHxsox. Posset {landlord of the ^^ Hardacre Arms") Mr. Tom Pierce. Mrs. Dorrington (a rich widow) , . Mr. M. Caxton. Miss Pradena Pickings Mr. C. Keeper. The new name that appears here is Mr. C. Eeeper (Mr. Wharton), who, I think, was coxswain to the Third Trinity — the Eton Boating Club, and who had come up from Eton with the sobriquet of " Creeper Wharton," — why, the boys only knew, I never did. Hence the name, Mr. C, Beeper. Mr. O'Hara was very original as the Irish hero. He was remonstrated with as to the force of some of the language which was not that of the author, as we had heard, that for the first time since the commencement of the "A. D. C," some Dons were to be among our audience, and as these Dons were clergymen, we were afraid that our institution would be May Term, 18^6 — Second Year, 113 endangered by Terence O'Beilly's impulsive vivacity. In compliance with a very general request, Terence toned him- self down considerably on the second night; "but," as he explained to us, " you must throw some little dash into the part," — to which it was at once replied that " no one objected to a little * dash,' but only to a good deal of d ." Eobert O'Hara afterwards observed that *'he had been told of how great Power had been in this part, and as we couldn't get the great Power, we must put up with a little force." The performance, whether loud or modified, was an excellent one, and its charm was its unconventionality. Terence was magnificently arrayed in bright check trowsers, a very white w^aistcoat, a light dustcoat, and glossy white hat. This wasn't the sort of * Terence ' whose classical works Vice-Chancellor Guest would have had on our boards. Then we played, as a revival, with a new cast, the evergreen Bomhastes, with Kelly as Fiisbos^ A. C. Lee as The General, myself as the King, Simpson as Distaffina, and " Mr. C. Keeper " as the fifer, in which character he was very droll, and the General had the greatest difficulty in stopping his music and getting him ofi" the stage. In this, Artaxominus had to sing a parody on a song — then in vogue at the Ci-der Cellars or Evans's — called The Dark Arches, which used to be encored three times every night. We were very simple in our tastes. Nowadays, in 1879, one of the "A. D. C* actors would as soon think of tying a squib to the Vice-Chancellor's gown as of singing such a song on the boards of the "A. D. C" — whence all burlesque has been pro. tem. banished. Our fun was a trifle rough, perhaps, but it was hearty, spon- taneous, and was throughly enjoyed both by audience and actors. I 114 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A^D.CT Camb. On this occasion the record of the Club says : " Distaffina — very good, not eqioal to Wilson.'' So that even within one year after our start we had already begun to be laudator es temporis acti. However, F. C. Wilson was to re-join our troupe when his academical studies should permit him. There was a demand for young undergraduates to fill these beardless parts — such a demand as must have been occasionally experienced in Shakespeare's time when he was looking everywhere for an Ophelia, a Kosalind, a Desdemona, or an Awdrey — and the demand created the supply. We had another performance in this term, quite an excep- tional case, and a veiy risky thing to attempt in a May Term, when so many men would be engaged in out-of- door amusements up to a late hour of the evening. However, in spite of the enforced absence of some of our * leading artists,' w^e still had a powerful and energetic company, and, of all pieces, we selected the old Adelphi burlesque Norma. I don't suppose that such a burlesque as Norma, wTitten by J. Oxberry, and played by Paul Bedford as the prima donna, Wright as Adalgisa, and Miss Woolgar (afterwards Mrs. Mellon) as Pollio would be possible now, either on pro- fessional or amateur boards. The above-mentioned low comedians in petticoats were extravagantly absurd, and in- tensely vulgar, — far beyond anything I ever remember to have seen since. Miss Woolgar was, of course, always elegant; she. Miss P. Horton (Mrs. German Keed) and Miss Julia St. George were, as far back as I can recollect, the princes of burlesque and extravaganza. We "saw ourselves" in Norma. Its fun was of the very broadest, the music popular, and, the cast being small, and the whole burlesque, too, being in one scene, it was a great boon to amateurs. May Term, 18^6 — Second Year. The following is the hill for May 13, 1856 :— 115 This Evening will be presented a Farce, in One Act, BY Mr. CHARLES MATHEWS, entitled THE Sir Harry Eingdove Harry Ringdove . Morny . Hobnail Miss Longclachit . Cecilia RINGDOVES! Mr. Tom Pierce. Mr. Humphrey Duke. Mr. Gorman Bourke. ]\[r. A. M. Sandwich. Mr. M. Caxton. Mr. L. A. Vendar. after which, for the first time at this theatre, THE ETHIOPIAN Messrs. C. N. E SERENADERS, Green and Black, H. Moore, P. Retty, and E. Hook, Who will give some of the most beautiful and popular Melodies of their own Native Land 1 TO BE FOLLOWED BY THE OPERATIC BURLESQUE OF isr O R. M A Polio {a Roman consul) . Flavins {a Roman centurion) . . Oroveso {tlie Arch Druid, no relation to the *^ Dark Arches") , . . Norma {a Druidcss) Adalgisa {a ditto) . , . . Clotilda {a nurse) . . . . Two Children {Normals ^^pair of kids") .... The Moon {icho has condescended to descend for this occasion only by) . Mr. M. Caxton. Mr. L. A. Vendar. Mr. U. Glycove. Mr. Humphrey Duke. Mr. Tom Pierce. Mr. T. Winkle. Masters Squall and Brat. The MAN IN IT. Druids, Warriors, &c. by Messrs. Heer, T. Hare, Every, and Ware. to conclude with the screaming farce entitled SLASHER AND CRASHER! Mr. Benjamin Blowhard . Sampson Slasher . . . . Christopher Crasher Lieutenant Brown {of the Ifarines) . John Miss Dinali Blowhard . . . Rosa Mr. Miles Hall. Mr. Tom Pierce. Mr. Gorman Bourke. Mr. Humphrey Duke. Mr. E. Gaaul. Mr. L. A. Vendar. Mr. M. Caxton. I 2 1 16 Personal Remmiscences of the ''A.D.C." Camb, The key to the above is, — Humphrey Duke, Hon. Evelyn Ashley, who still retained the name that Alfred Thompson was to have appeared under in the previous term; Tom Pierce, myself ; Mr. Gorman Bourhe, Kowley Hill ; Mr. A. M. Sandwich, L.T.Baines; Mr.M. Caxton, K. Simpson; Mr. L. A. Vendar, Arthur Cumberlege. The serenaders were E. Ashley, Rowley Hill, A. C. Lee, Ernwin, and myself. We all blacked our faces severely, and thought we should never get it off again. The audience, who had not been particularly pleased with the Serenaders — it was one of our failures, — clamoured for the commencement of Nonna. "We didn't try the Serenaders — or rather the Serenaders didn't try the audience, again. Washing the nigger white was found too arduous a task. The Ringdoves went very well indeed. The notice re- corded is to the effect that — " Sir Harry ivas very good generally, hut not made up old enough,^* '^ Harry, doubly good — his make up as the real Sir Harry, capital.'' *' Mooney, Mr. HilVs debut, excellent.''' " Hobnail, Mr. Baines' ditto, short and siveet." " Miss Longclachit, first-rate in everything." " Cecilia, rather too old." *' Norma." — The special success of this piece seems to have been achieved by the nurse Clotilda, and the two children, played by a chorister and Wharton, the latter " doubling " as " The Man in the Moon." We were very proud of this Moon, as it was the genuine article — I mean the real property moon used at the Adelphi, lent to us for the occasion by Mr. Benjamin Webster. Of the chorus, by Messrs. Lee, Preston, Lysaght, Evans, Ernwin, Lutwidge, Hill, it is recorded, " All equally good, specially Lutwidge." May Term, 18^6 — Second Year, 117 The chorus were very well trained, and had worked hard, I know, for three weeks with White-headed Bob and his band, for whom I had had printed a paper of *' cues for music." Our band, as a rule, had to " vamp " considerably, but in this instance we insisted — Mr. Ashley and myself, who were chiefly concerned in the success of the burlesque — on a proper score being made for the fiddle, cornet and violoncello ; we had stipulated that 'WTiite-headed Bob and his Merry Men should come regularly to rehearsals, for which I think they were at first remunerated by shillings all round — " Bobs up," as it used to be called — from everyone in the room. This Bohemian and irregular plan was soon dropped, and a fixed charge was made for their attendance. The chorus were immensely imposing in their grey beards and white Druidical robes, their action energetic, and their march — the march — superb. As they complained of not having enough to do, they were brought in on every possible occasion, and plenty of business was invented in order to keep them quiet, as while on the stage they were in very good order, though a trifle uncertain about their notes ; but had they been allowed to remain off for any length of time, we should have heard more than we wanted of them, as, from our experience at rehearsal, they, being a large party, were safe to indulge in a performance of their own in the green room, where every word would be audible to the audience. As it was, over and over again, our anxious stage manager, Polwhele, used to rush into the green-room, shutting the door carefully and exclaiming in an agonized stage whisper, " I say, for goodness' sake don't make such a row. They can hear every word in front." But it must be remembered that our green room served us for dressing rooms and temporary property room as well. Slasher and Crasher, another old Adelphi farce, and just the thing for that audience. Murray played Old Blowhard, and could not remember his part. Kowley Hill was very funny and very noisy as Crasher. 1 1 8 Pe7'sonal Reminiscences of the ^'A,D. C, " Camb . Towards the end of the piece, when the fun becomes fast and furious, and Crasher has to draw a sword and pursue Old Blowhard round the stage, off at one wing and on at another, and then chase him round again, we heard a loud cry of agony, and we attributed it to the excellent acting of Old Blowhard, who was keeping up his character of being frightened by Crasher, even when off the stage. It turned out, however, to be a very real expression of pain, from a car- penter, who accidentally getting in Mr. Hill's way, while he was in full cry after Old Blowhard with a drawn sword, was forcibly reminded of the fact by the energetic Crasher, who wouldn't keep the stage waiting and let the excitement drop, for all the carpenters in the world. After the performance the injured carpenter was comforted with a different sort of * tip ' to that which had so dis- turbed him, behind the scenes, during Slasher and Crasher. " The idiot wouldn't get out of the way," was Crasher's sub- sequent explanation, and when the O'Crasher's Celtic blood was up, he couldn't stand a Saxon obstructionist. The prompter had plenty to do the first night of this farce, for our ** Norma " had occupied most of our time and attention; the ladies were "elderly and respectable" and *' good as usual," and our orchestra, in spite of all the rehearsals, were so nervous in approaching their work, that taking advantage of the twenty minutes' rest afforded by our Serenaders, they so attuned themselves at a neighbour- ing public — perhaps at the bar of The Hoop — as to give a very uncertain sound when called upon. For myself as Adalgisa, having been absolutely perfect in the second of the duet at the last rehearsal, I was so nervous when the time came, that I sang all Norma's music and got off anyhow. The second night we were all quite at home in it, but on the whole, as far as the principals were concerned, I don't think *' Norma " proved a favourite. At the end of this notice, which is signed by two names, E. Ashley and F. C. Burnand, comes the following eulogy — May Term, 18^6 — Second Year, 119 evidently written on the departure of our stage manager, who was now leaving the University, having stopped up two terms after taking his degree in January, 1856 : — *' But we have forgotten our great duty to the members of the * A. D. C as well as to the enlightened audiences that have patronised our performances, as having omitted all mention of that energetic gentleman, truly loyal, yet- not -the -less -on -that -account -wonderfully talented stage manager, who, though he has but once attempted the his- ti-ionic line, and * strutted his short hour on the stage,' has deseiTcd the united and cordial thanks of the * A. D. C in general, and the acting members in particular, and who by his comity of expression, his sauvity of temper, his financial acumen, and invariable, and therefore-for-that- reason-not-like-the-weathercock-changeable deportment, has left the name of — (shall we breathe it) — ' Polwhele ' — to be handed down to all future members as an object of affec- tionate regard." It was a true word spoken in jest, and though the Club has been most fortunate in its stage managers, yet none have had so difficult a time of it, none have ever had so much to do, as our first stage-manager, whose undoubted " financial acumen " prevented us * running a muck ' at the outset. At a General Meeting held May 31, 1856 — 1. Mr, W, Lysaght (Trin. Coll.) icas elected Stage Mana- ger, vice Polwhele resigned, (And now the records are in a new hand, the first, very neatly written, being signed "E. Ashley.") 2. It was agreed that there should he an auditor on the Committee, ivho shall audit the accounts at the end of every term, J. M. Wilson of Caius was elected unanimously to this office. I20 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A,D,C" Camb, 3. Tlie previous rule respecting the Treasurer and Stage- manager being merged into one was cancelled, (So that Mr. Polwhele's offices were now divided.) 4. F. C, Bumandf Acting Manager, E. Ashley, Secretary/ and Treasurer, were re-elected, Evans as Prompter. (This was vice Mr. W. H. Baillie resigned. I think Norma and Slasher finished him,) 5. Mr. W, H. Baillie elected President, vice Kelly resigned, (Mr. K. Kelly had commenced serious reading for his degree. Mr. F. 0. Wilson was also similarly engaged. Two of our best men 'out of it.' Mr. C. E. Donne, and Mr. Gerald Fitzgerald down, and Mr. O'Hara had left the Univer- sity; at all events, he never reappeared on the A. D. C. boards.) Then we made a rule — 6. That the Prompter he present at one undressed rehearsal of each piece, and one dresser, (Evidently the Prompter had complained of his onerous duties, and, as evidently, the actors had represented that they couldn't get on without him.) 7. Mr, Lutividge appointed Assistant Stage Manager, vice Ermvin resigned, (The Stage Manager objected to the entire responsibility being on his shoulders.) 8. That smoking he alloived on rehearsal nights in the large room, hut never on the stage itself. This last rule speaks well for the discipline of the Club. In fact we were becoming very orderly and gradually set- May Termy 18^6 — Second Year. 121 tling down, and before the end of the term, at a Committee Meeting, June 7, 1856, we decided that — > 1. ** The second and last Monday in term he fixed days for Committee Meetings, and that the days of ^performance he settled finally at least ten days hefore the first night of performance," Henceforth " extra nights in consequence of a great success " were doomed. 2. Immediately on such settlement each gentleman cast for any character shall provide himself with a hook, as also the Stage Manager, Prompter, and Acting Manager. 8. After the settlement of day and pieces the Secretary shall send printed circulars at least a iveek heforehand, spe- cifying the pieces and days of performance to every memher. (This was to further the sale of tickets.) 4. That the performances he always, if possible, on a Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, (Saturdays were excluded principally because a performance on that night might clash with a Beefsteak Club dinner.) 5. That the whole number of tickets he distributed equally among the members of the Committee, who shall on payment for the same issue them to members for distri- bution, or to others. (" No credit " system.) 6. That there be afineof2s, Gd. for being half an hour late for rehearsal, and 5s. for being absent altogether, the only excuse taken being positive illness. Any memher throwing up his part after once accepting it to be liable to a fine of one guinea. 122 Personal Reminiscences of the ^'A.D.CT Camb. (We had suffered from insufficient rehearsals during this May Term.) 7. Of Rehearsals. That one time especially he set apart for Rehearsal every day after the settlement. (This made ten days certain. This term we had had three weeks, hut though the rehearsals were frequent the attendance was irregular.) That only one piece he rehearsed at each rehearsal. (We had done * bits ' of Norma, * hits ' of Slasher, just as it happened to suit those present.) And that notice he put up heforefour o'clock on the previous day in the rooms, the acting memhers determining the time hy hallot, (At four o'clock most of us were absent, as at that hour we went to get "marked" in Hall. We were ^marked' if we attended, and we were * marked men ' if we didn't. Four was then the dining hour at Trinity. Now there are three dinner hours. Early for athletes, medium time for reading men, and seven for those who would otherwise prefer dining in their rooms — as most of us, in our time, used to do ordinarily, for " Hall " at Trinity was then a very uncivilised affair.) Finally. That the Dressed Rehearsal he the only night Rehearsal of a piece, and it shall commence at 6.80 p.m. (That is, immediately after chapel, before the men sepa- rated.) This allowed for taking an early snack at " Litchfield's,'* the Restaurant — or even something short, and as sweet as possible, in Hall — or a cut off a cold joint in our own rooms, — there was always this luxury chez nous in Green Street — then " keeping chapel," so as to he on the windy side of the law. May Term, 18^6 — Second Year. 123 and then going all together to rehearsal, finishing at ahout nine, when we betook ourselves to the pleasantest meal of our day, supper, or an '' Athenaeum Tea," which was the same thing, but only open to members of the Athenaeum, and to those specially invited. The undergraduates' day generally finished with Loo, varying from eighteen pence and three shillings, to three and nine up to half-sovereigns and Club force, and so to unlimited. But these card parties had, of course, nothing whatever to do wdth the **A. D. C," most of the acting members preferring to sup together quietly, and talk over the business of the performances. The Club's acceptance of these rules brings the first season of our ** A. D. C." new year to a close. Then came the Long Vacation. CHAPTER IX. OCTOBER TERM, 1856. We had already made a good start for our second year. Charles E. Donne, B.A. and myself, had commenced an amhitious drama, in two acts, called The Husband^ specially written for the cast we could get at the '*A. D. C." in the following term. It was a wonderfully * original ' drama. All the originality came from other original works, from Robert Macaire, from Still Waters Run Deep, from the acted version of The Battle of Life, business from farces, and a hero as gloomy as The Stranger, as tragic as Beverley, and as dashing as Robert Ma- caire. How it fell through I don't know, but somehow or other, though we had it printed, and though the cast is down as " for the A. D. C, November, 1856," yet as far as I can remember, it was never read to the company and never rehearsed. I fancy that in consequence of F. C. Wilson being unable to play, we gave up The Husband and settled on The Jaco- bite, a comic drama, in two acts, suggested by Reginald Kelly, with four parts in it for all our principals. The first move this term was to elect Mr. A. C. Lee, of Trinity, Prompter, vice Mr. Evans, absent. The next to elect Mr. Whitley Assistant Stage Manager, vice Lutwidge, absent. October Te^nn^ 1856. 125 Then in a very business-like way we " resolved — " That the Prompter he requested to provide himself with hooks of the pieces,** AYbat trouble we bad with those prompters ! and this in spite of all the recent rules so carefully drawn up the previous term ! '' TJiat he shoidd attend every rehearsal^ This was more stringent than the latest rule on the subject. " And keep an inventoinj of the properties,'* This was italicised. It was in consequence of the gradual ac- cumulation of "properties," which were made for us and seldom hired, that, at length, the Stage Manager complained of being unable to get on without an assistant, who should be respon- sible for those troublesome articles. Then we resolved ** That all stage accounts (i.e., as separate from Club accounts) shoidd pass throtigh the Stage Manager's hands to the treasurer and he paid hy him,** The Treasurer was never to pay without the bills being signed by the Stage Manager. After a while the signature of the Assistant Stage Manager was also requisite. Hitherto the orders had been signed by the secretary only. Then, in accordance with the statute * made and provided ' in the May Term, we settled that the days of performance should be the 18th, 19th, 20th and 21st of November, i.e., Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. There were elected : Mr. Charles Hall (Trin.); Mr. A. F. Sealy (Caius); Mr. Julius Rowley (Magd.); Mr. P. P. G^v^nne (St. John's); Mr. R. Tennant (Trin.) ; Mr. H. W. Hoffmann (Trin.). 126 Perso7ial Reminiscences of the ''A.D.C." Camb, After vain endeavours to restrict the smoking to one room, we gave it up as hopeless, and on October 27, passed a reso- lution to permit smoking in both rooms. Performance days of course, excepted. Our next elections were 29th October, Mr. F. V. Wright (Trin.), and Mr. E. Hobart (Trin. Hall), and on November 8th, Mr. Frank Smith (Trin.). A great change had come over the spirit of the Club since May Term, 1855, and many of our members belonged also to the Athenaeum, which had never again attempted a perform- ance. The ancient Jones having been respectfully congedie, " When lie who had painted Had left but the name," which we still retained in the bill, as our stock scenery was the work of his hands, — we accepted the services of one E. Gage, a townsman, the precise nature of whose trade I forget — if I ever knew — as he is associated in my mind only with Chinese lanterns, fireworks, transparencies, paint pots, a state of chronic perspiration, and a small shop where there was a muddle of everything. He was an ingenious man up to a certain point, and was certainly at first far from an expensive one. Personally, I -was never so struck by the excellence of his scenery as he was himself. It was ' not a patch ' on what the discarded Jones would have done, but then the discarded Jones had to be, traditionally, entertained by one committee man, who had to feed him, and listen to his old stories, and Jones's work cost the Club two guineas, or more, per diem, while Gage was at our beck and call, and delighted at the opportunity thus afforded him of extending his connection among the undergraduates. Gage — who was a fussy, funny little fat man, always *' hot and hot," no matter what time of year it might be — was persistently worried at his work by Rowley Hill, who after October Term, 18^6, 127 inspecting some clicf d^oeuvre of scene painting, intended to represent a window, would ask in the most undeniable brogue — which he could accentuate considerably when it suited his humour — " Gage, come here ! What's this at all ? Is it a cow ye've been painting ? Sure then there's no cow in The Jacohite, unless ye think a Jacobite's a cow." Of course the listeners kept their countenances, for Gage was a very fair butt, and a very all round one too, besides being exceptionally good tempered with us, as a matter of business. *' No, Mr. Hill," he would explain, eyeing his questioner's serious face to find out whether he was really being chaffed or not, " No, sir, don't you see it's a window ? " " A window ! " Rowley Hill would exclaim, " That a window ! ! now ask anyone — and they'd swear it's a cow. Why, look here. Gage," and he would point to a branch intended to belong to a tree in the landscape outside, as seen through the window, "isn't this the cow's tail? A window ! get out with ye ! 'tis a cow, and there's its tail ! " Gage would then commence an apologetic explanation with the view of proving to us that the scene was not yet finished, and that it was not fair to judge of it in its present state, when, perhaps, he was ready to admit, what was meant for a window might bear some resemblance to a cow : but we had all got the cue, and one after the other informed him that there was no cow in The Jacohite and he must paint it out. Next day he triumphed. He had painted an extraordinary piece of di-apery partly hiding the window. "There," he said to us, " That's not a cow, now, is it, Mr. Hill ? " " No, Gage, ye've made a bull of it now," returned Rowley Hill. But it's about as much like a window as he'll ever get it." The result was a Gothic chamber of a bright reddish brown colour, with impossible lights and shades, and quite a curiosity in perspective. " I'm not a nartist," said Mr. Gage 128 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.CT Camb. complacently, "but I don't think as you've got any think 'ere to beat that." We hadn't, and we never had. The theatrical work commenced with the arrival of a dis- tinguished character, Mr. W. G-. Clarkson, the well-known Perruquier {then of 15, Little Kussell Street, Covent Garden), who had undertaken to provide the dresses, and as these came from Mr. May's, the Costumier of Bow Street, it was with the latter that for some time to come the Club regularly dealt. The name of Messrs. Nathan at this time disappears from our programmes, and up to the October term of 1858, W. G. Clarkson is always advertised at the foot of the bill as "providing the costumes and appointments." What the latter word implies I do not Imow, except that we were thoroughly satisfied, and that Clarkson brought with him no raise is due to the officers and soldiers who so nobly did their duty in the cause they had espoused for four nights only'^ The Officer, — Mr. Julius Rowley. The Soldiers, — Messrs. Wright atid Hall. ** Some people were weak enough to say the soldiers must necessarily have been Hall "Wright ! " We ivrite this,^^ the record continues, *' to prevent any young ivag ivhen reading this from perpetrating the bad joke which every one makes on seeing these two names in conjunc- tion:' *' The piece teas very successful.^' The next night, instead of The Jacobite, we played Used Up, and the final notice is : — " The Jacobite and Used Up were two of the most perfect ineces of amateur acting. This remark must espe- cially apply to Used Up. There was not a shaky man in the K 2 132 Personal Reminiscences of the ^^ A, D.d' Camb, cast, Donne, Fitzgerald, Kelly, Burnand, Ev, M, Ashley, C. Hall, Rowley, B, Hohart. " There were four nights, and the first was almost as well filled as the last, " The performances never improved from the first night (except, perhaps, in a few minor details), hut the first night's performance was as smooth and as good as the last. ** This ivas the effect of careful and timely rehearsals. We had nearly three weeks of daily rehearsaV (So that the sad experience of the previous term and the new rules had effected some good.) ** There icas no one who did not enter into these two pieces with all his energy y The fact is that at this time all our principals were inde- fatigahle rehearsers, and had no counter attraction out of the *'A, D. C." We were prepared to give our undivided atten- tion to the stage business, and we undoubtedly did. Charles Donne's Sir Charles Coldstream was a really good performance. I find I played Lady Clutterbuck, and against it is scored ^* good,'* I hope so. The burlesque was also successful, but not equal to either Villikins, Bomhastes, or St. George, All our burlesques were more or less successful. The singing, dancing, and costumes were new to our audience in those happy Thespian and un- critical days. Evelyn Ashley played Lord Lovel, Preston and Rowley two Brigands, and Tom Thornhill the Baron Bell. October Term, 18^6. Here is the Bill in extenso. ^o3 Jc5l« XJm tL^m This Evening (Friday) will be Performed the Petite Comedy, in Two Acts, by DION BOUCICAULT, Esq., entitled, USED Sir Charles Coldstream Sir Adonis Leech . Mr. Tom Saville "Wurzel {a farmer) John Iroubrace {a blacksmith) Mr. Fennel {a lawyer) . James {a servatU) Mary ( IVurzeVs daughter) . Lady Clutterbuck . U P ! Mr. C. J. Algernon. Mr. Humphrey Duke. Mr. Hawley Charles. Mr. 11. Johnson. !Mr. A. Herbert. Mr. Poler. Mr. Featherstone. H. Audley. F. Mayden. Act. I. — Saloon in Sir Charles Coldstream's House. Act. 1L — Interior of "VVurzel's Farm House. After which, an entirely new Farce, by F. C. BURN AND, KsQ., entitled IN FOR A HOLI DAY! Gustavus Popple (« yowig gentleman retained^ hetwccn ten arid three, by Government) Rory O'Bobster {a gerdleman retained by a commercial house for his per- suasive jJowers) .... Airs. Amelia Waggles (a young widow) Mrs. O'Bobster Mrs. Comfit Mr. Tom Pifjice. Mr. Gorman Bourke. Mr. H. AuDLKY. Mr. S. Gilbert. Mr. B. Stuabt. After which, will he presented for the first tim^, an entirely new Burlesque, written expressly for the ^^A.D.C.,^'' by the author of St. George, Villikins, dec., and bearing the aristocratic but not-the-less-on-that-account-cxcecdingly pathetic tide of LORD LOVEL AND LADY NANCY BELL; OR, THE BOUNDING BRIGAND OF BAKUMBOILUM. Lord Lovel {a swell betrothed to Lady Nancy Bell) Baron Billy Bell {no joke can be made on such a barren subject, so that we ivill simply state that he is the parient of Lady Nancy) Mr. Humphrey Duke. Mr. Featherstone. 134 Personal Reminiscences of the '^A.D.CT Camb, Rumtifoozle {formerly Due di Humti- foozle, tiow living in exile under the title of *'The Bounding Brigand"). Mr. Tom Pierce. First Brigand "I {making in all two { Messrs. V. Glycove and Second Brigand J Brigands). . ( Polek. { {belonging to Lord \ First Retainer \ Lovel who 7nay not I Messrs. J. Norton and Second Retainer jfor this reason be ( F. Roper. ( called a Law Lord) ) Lady Nancy Bell {daughter of the Baron — beloved by Bumtifoozle — married to Lovel — and — and — oh! a lot of things /) . . . . . Mr. E. Bishop. Guests, Servants, and Bloated Aristocrats by Messrs. Heer, T. Hare, Avery, Ware, and a host of talent. ACT I. 'Tm going, my Lady Nancy Bell, foreign countries for to see " — words of Lord Lovel, extracted from old song. To show the why and wherefore of his saying these words, the Curtain being drawn up, will show — Scene 1st. — A Dark Wood in the Bakumboilum Country. (Painted by S. J. E. Jones.) Scene 2nd. — Baronial Hall in Baron Billy's Castle. (Painted by S. J. E. Jones.) ACT II. " He rode and he rode (home) on his milk-white steed — After having been absent a year and a day — * Now who is defunct ? ' quoth he (Lord Lovel). * A lady is dead — and they call her the Lady Nancy.' " Extracted from the MS. in possession of Mr. Samuel Cowell, Antiquarian and Lushington Professor, at Evans's Grand Col- lege, Covent Garden. Scene 1st. — Lady Nancy's Boudoir. (Painted by S. E. Gage. ) How she took poison and died ! ! ! Scene 2nd.— Tomb of the Billy ^qWs— Night. (Painted by Charles Lester, Esq.) Arrival of Love ! Defeat of Rumtifoozle ! ! Exhuma- tion ! ! ! Exclamation ! ! ! ! Perturbation ! ! ! ! ! Con- glomeration !!!!!! and something of everything-else- ation !!!!!!! an IMPRESSIVE DENOt^TMENT ! ! Concluding the Piece with (we hope) approbation. Books of the Burlesque may he had in the room, price One Shilling. Manager— Mr. O. LESLIE. Acting Manager— Mr. TOM PIERCE. Assistant Stage Manage^'— Mr. V. Glycove. Promiiter—Mr. CHARLIE CIIUCELER. Scenerg by Messrs. S. J. E. JONES, E. GAGE, and C. LESTER, Esq. Costumes by J. W. CLARKSON {of Drury Lane). Decorations by E. GA GE. October Term, i8s6^ 135 " Mr. G. Leslie " was our new stage manager, W. Lysaglit, Trin. Coll. ; R. Preston was his assistant. The Prompter was was A. C. Lee. The peculiarity of this bill is that no "Mr.'^ was pre- fixed to the names of those who played the women in the comedy. Used Up was the best played piece ever produced at the "A. D. C." Besides having a really admirable Sir Charles Coldstream in Charles E. Donne, we had in Evelyn Ashley, as Sir Adonis Leech, an old beau whose make up and per- formance could only have been surpassed in later days by Mr. Hare in School — where Tom Robertson had given him an imitation of " Cousin Fccnix *' in Domhey & Son. And then there was Charles Hall {oux first Charles Hall, Charles the First, who entered the army, while our Charles the Second went to the bar), who, as Honourable Tom Saville, could not have found his equal, for this small part, among amateurs or professionals. Kelly's Wurzel was excellent. Gerald Fitz- gerald's Ironbrace was energetic and made an excellent foil to the languid Sir Charles, but though a strong character in the play, it was the weakest in performance, yet not so weak as to impair the general excellence. Julius Rowley — called of course " Poler " in the bill — as the lawyer, was another excel- lent bit of character acting, and anyone looking at a photo- graph of R. Hobart as Mary Wurzel, would probably say *' What a pretty girl ! and how exactly she looks her part." Yes, certainly. Used Up — as, apart from the written record, I am reminded by old members of the Club, and as I well remember it myself — was, without exception, the very best played two-act drama ever represented on the ** A. D. C." boards. Recent performances may perhaps challenge comparison with it, but good as was their Ticket of Leave Man in October Term, 1878, it was too ambitious an attempt, and though Mr. Brookfield's Jem Dalton was exceptionally good, yet it had not the advantages of such a perfect and experienced cast all round, 136 Personal Reminiscences of the ^^A.D.CT Camb. and of such close careful rehearsals for three weeks, as we had, twenty-two years before, for Jjscd Up, Notice the author's idea of Goyernment employment, as instanced in the description of Gustavus Popple in In for a Holiday. This farce went immensely, Rowley Hill as Rory O'Bobster being wonderfully amusing, both on and off the stage. On the second night the stage manager had set the scene wrong, and Rory O'Bobster's entrance door was omitted. " B'dad, then, how'm I to get in at all?" screamed the representative of Rory O'Bobster, as, dressed in red check trousers, with a white waistcoat, a blue coat and brass buttons, he executed a wild war dance of enraged disappointment at the part of the scene where his door ought to have been. The prompter, who will be found in the bill as " Mr. Charlie Chuclder " — an irritating name when you want a person who icon't chuckle — recommended him to go on any- where. " Anywhere ! " shouted the unfortunate Rory. " But where, man alive ? Where's anywhere ? " It seemed to be nowhere. But the cue came, and inspired by desperation, Rowley Hill, with a furious energy that would well have suited the character he had to play, if he hadn't had to assume a demeanour all smiles and heartiness immediately he appeared, burst on to the scene through a bedroom door, which puzzled the audience considerably, as they couldn't for the life of them make out why Rory O'Bobster should have been hiding in the bedroom, and why he should appear without any explanation being given or demanded. Prompter, stage manager, and assistant stage manager, would have got it hot from Rory O'Bobster that night, for he was armed with a real shillelagh, which he flourished wildly, accompanying the war-dance, all round the stage behind the scenes in search of the offenders who had fled, with *' strange guttural noises " that, as our record of this episode states. October Term, 1856, 137 *'were successfully imitated by Mr. Lee" — the "Charlie Chuclder" above mentioned — and "must have been heard," — as they were by two favoured individuals — " to have been appreciated." Tom Thornhill, made up and dressed like a carrotty-headed ostler, appeared as the man with the bonnet-box. His busi- ness was limited to scratching his wig dubiously. This was received with rounds of applause, and the more he was applauded the more he scratched. His conduct on this occasion would have qualified him as a member of a ** scratch " company. Reginald Kelly, having devoted himself heart and soul to OUl Witrzel and the Jacobite^ had undertaken, at short notice and in the kindest way possible, to master the difficulties of Mrs. Comfit, the landlady, and on the first night he read his part from a tea-tray which he was carrying; but on the second night, having found this proceeding highly embarrassing, ho did away with all the difficulty that might arise from reading and acting at the same time, by coming on, without his book and without his tea-tray, and forgetting his part altogether. In our records, Evelyn Ashley has remarked of this piece that " it went without a hitch, except what was apparent when Mr. Thornhill scratched.'' Also " The dialogue ran smoothli/, and the author , contrary to his usual custom, seemed very much pleased^ "H. Audley," in the farce, stands for R. Hobart; " S. Gilbert," for Gwynne; and " B. Stuart," for R. Kelly. As to the burlesque, I am sure that at this time 1 knew nothing of Victor Hugo's Hernani, or the character of Rum- tifoozle, — the exiled Duke living as a bandit — might have been taken as a burlesque upon that absurd personage. Perhaps I had seen the opera Ernani. I do recollect it well, with Mdlle. Bosio as the heroine. Our two scenes, "painted by S. J. E. Jones,'' were old ones. The first was the wood scene, which had been his 138 Personal Reminiscences of the ^'A.D.CT Camb, work in 1855 for Bomhastes ; and the second had been painted for St, George and the Dragon, We made a flourish about them, because " Mr. E. Gage," had requested that he might have his own name in the bill, and because we had a new amateur scenic artist, whose work had cost us only the price of the paint and canvas. The last was Mr. C. Lutwidge, who, both before and after he became a pupil of O'Connor's, painted several things for the "A. D. C." The reference, in the bill, to Sam Cowell, who used to sing Lord Level, will be recognised by all who remember Evans's in "the old days" of Paddy Green, when the room was a quarter of its present size, and only men were admitted. After this performance, we had a general meeting in December, whereat were elected W. KBailHe . . . President. Emwin . Stage Manager, bt resigned. F. C. Bumand . A.C.Lee . E. Ashley J. M. WUson (Caius) . . Acting Manager. . Prompter. . Secretary and Treasurer. . Auditor. This arrangement was almost immediately upset by Mr. Ernwin's suddenly quitting the University at Christmas; and during the next term — when, after our brilliant exploits there was, for reasons which will presently appear, a lull in our little theatrical circle — the post of stage manager remained vacant, or as good, or as bad, as vacant, the holder being thus named in the bills for the Lent Term — Stage Manager . . . Mr. St. Ewpid. CHAPTER X. FINANCIAL CRISIS — DEBT — DOUBTS AND DIFFICULTY— ^VRITTED NOT ARRESTED — WE RISE LIKE A PHCENIX FROM THE ASHES OF THE PAID ACCOUNTS. The Lent Term of 1856 must bo ever memorable in the annals of the Club, as it was then that we first had to borrow money to meet our liabilities. It was our * Money Lent Term.' We were brought face to face with our difficulties with a startling suddenness. In the January of 1857, Reginald Kelly having taken his degree, stayed up all jubilant for * The Bachelors' Ball,' which was given either just at the very commencement of the Term, or at the close of the Christmas vacation before the men came up. Be that as it may, very few members of the "A. D. C." were in Cambridge for this festivity, and Reginald Kelly with his blushing honours thick upon him, appeared on the red-baized steps of the brilliantly lighted hotel, resplendent in the lemonest of lemon-tinted gloves and the whitest of white ties, and had just requested the ladies of his party to wait for one moment while he handed his cap and new stringed Bachelor gown to a polite official who was stepping forward to receive them, when the demeanour of the polite official suddenly changed, his aspect became less polite and more official, and just as the gay young Bachelor was about to ask why he didn't take the proifered cap and gown, the 140 Personal Reminiscences of tJie ^'A.D.C' Canib. man produced a neatly folded slip of paper which turned out to be a writ. Beginald Kelly couldn't believe his eyes. He had heard something of this sort of proceeding in farces on the stage, when the bailiff generally got the worst of it, and when the low-comedian, who had to escape from him, was shut up in a jam cupboard, whence he issued with his mouth and fingers daubed all over, or in a cupboard with a bottle of brandy, when, of course he reappeared very much the worse for liquor, in which case he usually smashed the bailiff's hat over his eyes, and then effected his escape from an open window, which was immediately the signal for the prompter to let fall a basket of broken crockery, supposed to represent a '' crash,'' and some one would cry out *' he's gone through the conserva- tory " — whereupon the " minion of the law " would follow his victim as speedily as possible, and of course, had far and away the worst of it. But in real life, it is evidently quite another affair alto- gether. Here was the bailiff, here was Beginald Kelly, there was no jam cupboard at hand for either to hide in, and no window for either to escape out of with a crash. The crash had come with a vengeance, but how ? Was he arrested, if so, at whose suit ? He owed nothing in the University ? If he had already taken his degree, the conse- quences were not so serious as if the ceremony were still to come, as the Bachelor is supposed to be free of debt. If he had taken his degree, then clearly it was the creditor's inten- tion to catch him before quitting the University for ever. At whose suit ? Our unfortunate carpenter's, or that of his creditors, for hCy poor man, had failed, and we owed him about two hundred pounds. Somehow he had got hold of Eeginald Kelly's name as a prominent member, as President, and also Secretary and Treasurer, in which latter capacity he had signed the orders, had probably given receipts, and paid money on account. Financial Crisis. 141 However, so it was. Kelly explained that it was all right, but the server — being anything but a ti?7ie- server — was inexorable. Keginald Kelly pointed out to him that he was engaged for the next half-a-dozen dances, and couldn't come. The bailiif simply replied that he couldn't hear of his dancing with any- body but him (the bailiff) and that he had been instructed not to lose sight of him until some settlement should be arrived at. The upshot of it was, that, with great presence of mind, the gay young Bachelor excused himself for a few minutes, returned to his College with the man and the writ, interviewed his tutor, the matter was there and then arranged, and apparently free and unfettered Keginald Kelly returned to the mazy dance, cherishing vindictive thoughts against the *' A. D. C." committee, who, by their want of prevision, had placed one of their leading members in, so to speak, " a hole." Precisely the same situation occurred the same night or very soon afterwards at Evelyn Ashley's rooms, where the sei-ver was so astonished by his warm reception, that he was for proceeding with a summons on his own account, had it not been shown that the writ was itself illegal, in fact a writ of error — and the bailiff a trespasser. Ashley had also been our secretary, and so his name had been given to some of the orders for work. Before the Committee came up, however, both our secre- taries had forgiven us, while Kelly, who had been actually out of pocket by the transaction, only wished to be recouped as quickly as possible, for the advance which he had been compelled to make in order to appear at that Bachelor's Ball as gay and light-hearted as the gallant young water- man. Before a committee, specially called, Keginald Kelly told his grievance. His narrative was so highly amusing that the board were in fits of irrepressible laughter. But then )ie had 142 Personal Reminiscences of the ^^A.D.CT Camb. been the sufferer, not we. Therein lay the point of the joke, as far as it was a joke at all. As for Evelyn Ashley, he could join in the laugh most heartily, as )ie had dismissed the bailiff summarily, and had paid nothing for the amusement. He reminded us particularly, that when, so far back as the October Term of. '^^, he had been elected secretary and treasurer, he had begged to be excused, and had very soon resigned the post after being fined five shillings for being absent from a meeting. He had, he said, never wished to be secretary and treasurer, he didn't care about writing, and was no hand at accounts, and look ! hadn't it turned out just as he had expected ? Hadn't he, in his official capacity, been compelled to sign everything, and hadn't he now been held responsible for his rashness ? Yes. We all agreed that this was the case, and that in fact there could be no argument nor two opinions about it. Good. *' Then what was to be done?" that was what he, Keginald Kelly, as a practical man and a B.A., who was not going to stop up at the University any longer, wanted to know ? This brought us to book, or rather to books, and to busi- ness. It was very plain and simple. We owed about two hundred pounds or more, and we hadn't got it. Kelly had advanced so much in payment on account to Lovett's creditors. He must be reimbursed at once. Carried ncm, con., much to the satisfaction of Kelly, who thereupon declared that he had rather enjoyed the farcical situation of the * Bailiff at the Ball ' than otherwise, but at the same time he was careful not to treat it as too good a jest, lest we should also take that view, and consider him well recouped for his outlay by having been the sole member privileged to enjoy this bit of fun all to himself. First of all we got a whip all round from the committee. The next step was to appeal to the Club. We were a little afraid of this, as the possible result might be a whip /or the Financial Crisis. 143 committee. However we started with a donation from one of our honorary memhers, Mr. Lomax, and five guineas from Mr. "VVatt Gibson, an ex-president of the Club. Whi^t the exact amount was, it is difficult to ascertain, but it was nearer three than two hundred, and, I think, it approached close on four. However, be that as it may, unexpected aid was afforded us by a gentleman who had been elected a member in Oct. ''^^, but of whom w^e had not seen much at the Club. This was Mr. A. F. Sealy of Caius. He sent us word, through J. M. Wilson of the same college, our auditor, that he would be willing to lend the Club the money at a small per-centage, and I need hardly say his offer was accepted with thanks, the bond was signed, sealed — or Sealy'd — and the money delivered — which was a deliverance indeed ! Mr. Sealy also consented to take a portion of his principal back from time to time, and so reduce our debt. Nothing could be more satisfactory. Every member gave one, two and three guineas to our fund. New members were elected, and we were ** on velvet." Feb. 7th, 1857, were elected — Mr. Partridge, of Trin. Coll. proposed by F. V. Wright, seconded by K. S. Preston. Mr. Gorst, of St. John's, proposed by J. H. Simpson, seconded by L. T. Baines. Mr. G. Hawes, of Trin. Hall, proposed by , seconded by . {No names recorded.) Then, on February, 21st were elected — F. Davy, Trin. Hall, proposed by , seconded by . (No names recorded.) J. H. Coclirane, Cains, proposed by C. E. LntAvidge, seconded by H. W. Hoffman. J. H. Robinson, Magd. Coll., proposed by A. C. Lee, seconded by W. P. Lysaght. There did not seem to be much chance of a performance 144 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.C" Camb. this term. Kelly was going down, Fitzgerald the s.amc, Charles Donne reading for his voluntary, — which to any but a Cantab suggests the notion of going in for an examination on the church organ. The ' voluntary ' was the theological examination for intending clerics. Other men were reading for little-go. Just at this time I had somehow, at Long's Hotel, and through Lacy the publisher, made the acquaintance of a cer- tain theatrical amateur — a captain who has since taken to the stage professionally, I believe — who proposed a short tour in the provinces, if I could get away from Cambridge and bring two friends. Out of seven or eight weeks of the Term, four counted as * residence,' and so armed with an "exeat," I went with Reginald Kelly and Gerald Fitzgerald, both now ** Bachelors " and free, and the aforesaid captain, to play at Leamington, Bath and Plymouth. These were my first appearances on the regular stage. We had a very pleasant time of it, and performed Villikins and Jiis Dinah among other things, and then I returned to Cambridge in time to save my Term. On my return we had a meeting, and decided that to allow a term to pass without a performance of some sort would be a dangerous precedent. Only Evelyn Ashley, Cresswell, and myself were free. F. C. Wilson consented to play in two pieces, if the part in the first was not too long, and if the second were a revival of a burlesque. We chose The Victor Vanquished, by Charles Dance, in which there are only four characters, and Villikins and his Dinah. We had all the scenery. Cresswell took a servant in the first piece, and confessed himself unequal to the Baron Boski Bumble in the second. Our original Baron (Kelly) was away, as also our original Villikins (Fitzgerald). As unexpectedly as the pecuniary aid from Mr. A. F. Sealy, came the help we needed from Mr. W. H. Baillie, who Financial Crisis. 145 having hitherto confined his services entirely to prompting, now wished to be seen as well as heard, and volunteered for the part of the Baron. This settled the question. On the 26th and 27th of March we played the following bill :— A. »« C This Evening will be phesented, a Comedt, in One Act, (by CHARLES DANCE, Esq.), entitled THE VICTOR VANQUISHED! Charles the Xllth {King of Sweden^ surnartud "The Lion of the North" wider the assumed title of Count d'Oltrcn) ^Ir. Humphrey Duke. Baron Gortz {his scci'ctary) . . . ^Mr. Tom Piehce. Olfortz {sei-vant to Baron) . . . Mr. C. Reeswell. Stela {niece to the Baron — a Tartar princess) Mr. C. Dig by. Scene is laid in the Baron's House at Stralsuucl. AfTEH which, the awfully tragic, SLIGHTLY' PATHETIC, but-not-the-less-on-that-account delightfully comic Version (by Mr. F. C. BURNAND) of the story which everybody knows as VILLIKINS AND HIS DINAH! Grumbleton Gniffin {a rich Soa]) Mer- chant — the original ^'paricnt ") . Mr. ToM Pierce. Baron Boski Bnmble {ancesto'r of the celebrated Beadle — the lover "so galliant and gay'') . . . Mr. H. Bale E. William Wilkins {socially and con- vivially known as Villikins) . . Mr. Humphrey Duke. IN love with Dinah Gruffin {"An unkimmon fine young gal " — sole daughter of the abovementioned merchant) . . Mr. C. Digby. Acting Manager— Mr. TOM FIERCE. Stage Manager— Mr. St EWFID. Prompter— Mr. CHARLIE CRUCKLER. Scenery and Appointments hi/ Mexsru. S. J. E. JONES and G. TV. CLARKSON. 146 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.C." Canib. Our " A. D. C." record says — *^ Tills perforinancG ^v as for two nights only. Various cir- cumstances prevented the usual strength of the company coming forward, Mr. Baillie kindly volunteered and did his best as the Baron, Mr, Ashley played Fitzgerald's old part of Villikins. There was hardly any expense, Clarkson not coming doicn, and no new scenery required. So it gave the club a little assistance, and the term was not allowed to pass without a performance of some sort. Ashley played the King excellently. So for F, C, TVilson as Ikla, and Burnand as the Baron. The servant was very amusing, F. C. Wilso7i lost none of his ancient glory as the original Dinah.'' At a meeting held March 28, same term, it was " Proposed by J. M, Wilson, seconded by W. Lysaght, that after next term eighteen donors of three guineas shall pay half subscriptions for two terms certain, or three if the funds of the club admit.'' This was carried by a majority of seven. Then ** Proposed by CHara, seconded by F. C. Burnand, that a Judge and Jury be held in the large roon for three times in the term and the club defray expenses up to two p>ounds. Members allowed to bring two friends." The idea of this was that we were to establish a sort of debating society, under the form of Judge and Jury, within the *' A. D. C." that the cases should be regularly got up, the briefs drawn up, the rules of a court of law, civil or criminal ascertained and carried out exactly. It was a capital notion, but it was dangerous, as an innovation to the **A. D. C." However, we had one meeting, when O'Hara showed great skill as a Q. C. engaged for the defence, and several of us figured as witnesses in various dresses. The Financial Crisis. 147 Avitnesses were obstreperous, and the stately trial threatened to degenerate into an irregular free fight, as the judge wanted to come down and assist the police, who, in the execution of their duty, had to remove the refractory witnesses, or bring in the prisoners. There was also a difficulty in getting any one to represent the prisoner. True that, on the model of the cele- brated Judge and Jury Society of " Baron" Nicholson's time at the Coal Hole, the prisoner was allowed a cigar and what he liked to drink, on the condition of paying for it himself, and the utmost rigour of the law, if he were found guilty, only condemned him to a heavy fine of glasses round, and to be transported — with joy, at the issue of the trial. Everyone wanted to be the counsel, eveiyone wanted to speak, and no one ivould stop to listen to the judge's summing up. In fact what with the comic witnesses, the police, and Robert O'Hara as counsel, we never got as far as even half-way to a verdict. After three trials the Judge and Jury was dropped, and we heard no more of it. O'Hara devoted himself entirely to the Union Debating Club, and was very rarely seen at the " A. D. C." Certainly he never played again on the stage, where, henceforth, there was but one Irish star, Rowley Hill, under the name of " Mr. Gorman Bourke." This brings us to the close of the Lent Term, 1857, and consequently to the end of the second year of the " A.D.C.'s" existence. A. D. C, YEAR 1856—1857. May Term, 185G . . One performance. October Term, 185G . . One performance. Lent Term, 1857 . . One performance. Pieces played. — The Ringdoves, Norma (burlesque). Slasher and Crasher, The Jacobite, In for a Holiday, Lord Lovel (burlesque). Used Up, Dearest Elizabeth, Victor Vanquished, Villikins [revived). L 2 CHAPTER XL MAY TERM, 1857 THIRD YEAR. On May llth there was a Committee Meeting, when were elected — MerthjT? Guest . Trinity College. — Saunderson do. And on the 18 th — H. Snow . Jolin's. Lord Eichard Grosvenor . . Trinity. E.C.Clark . . Peterliouse. The performances commenced on Wednesday, May 20, when we plaj-ed A Blighted Being, characters hy R. Pres- ton, E. Hill, J. Thornhill, F. C. Burnand, and R. H. Hohart. After which An Unwarrantable Intrusion, Nathaniel Snozzle by Mr. Gorst, and the Intruder by Mr. Bur- nand Concluding with, for the first time, a new burlesque, by the author of Villikins, St. George, Romance under Difficulties, &c., entitled Alonzo the Brave, or Faust and the Fair Imogen c. May Term, i8^y — Third Year. 149 Of Eowley Hill, as O'Rafferty in tlie farce of A Blighted Being, it is recorded that — " He i)layecl it well on both nights, hut "better on the second than either of them,'''' " As Job Wort,'' says the record, " Burnund made a poor Job of it the first night, Friday it tvas very good." In R. Hobart for our female characters we were most fortunate, and of his Susan Spanker in this farce it is said that *' he never looked or ])layed better " than in this character. But there was a scarcity of heroines — the singing and dancing heroines — in burlesque, and we should have been hard put to it for an Imogene in Alonzo the Brave, had not r. C. Wilson * kindly obliged the company ' by coming from town to play this character. I copy verbatim from the records a sort of apology for the comparative failure of our first night's performance : — " We must here give a short account of Wednesday's proceedings, and show canse ivhy the performances upon this night were not so good as they might have been : — At the be- ginning of the day everyone was fairly tired out by the dress rehearsal (8 p.7n. till 1) of the burlesque on the previous vening." (I wonder how that one o'clock was managed? Under- graduates had to be in by midnight.) " A new piece as a makeshift was settled upon on Tuesday afternoon (The Umvarrantable Intrusion) and Messrs. Gorst and Burnand learnt it from one book, and rehearsed it twice Wednesday afternoon, from one till tiuo, and from five till six, and this piece 2vas played ivithout needing a prompter. The last rehearsal of A Blighted Being took place on Wednesday 150 Personal Reminiscejices of the ''A.D.CJ' Camb. afternoon, as also several of the songs and some of the * hitcliing ' business of the burlesque ; so that from twelve till six the time ivas taken up ivitli rehearsal, and everyone came to the performance fagged and out of spirits. *'The Unwarrantable Intrusion ivent very well. Mr. Gorst made his debut very successfully, and by his universal tvillingness and good nature on and off the stage, proved him- self to be several degrees removed from a wrangler.'' This alluded to Mr. Gorst's being if not ' a noble lord ' at least ' of high degree.' He only played here once. As for the burlesque I find that — " Mr. Bowleg played Faust in Faust-rate style.'' This joke is signed " T. T." so I suppose it was perpe- tuated by Tom Thornhill. Julius Eowley got all the part in his head except two lines, which he never could master. These were — (Aside.) Well, of two evils, I the least must choose; {Aloud to Dame.) As you're so pressing, I can't well refuse. Accept my hand. Which he invariably gave thus, — Of two evils, I the least must choose, As you're so pressing, here's my hand. On which, one record has this note, signed "A." — (Evelyn Ashley ?) " This STANZA as it stands, sir, does not seem to come out with a very harmonious eoll, eh ? {Roivl-ey)." Here is the fac-simile of a pen and ink sketch of Mephisto- May Terjji, iS^y — Third Year 151 pheles, clone by a very constant attendant at our perform- ances, Mr. Johnston of Trinity, who, during our under- graduateship, illustrated an absurd poem of mine called " Croke." Johnston, fecit- F. C. Bur.NAND AS Mepiiistopiieles. Scene I. — {Thimdcr-r-Lightning. Enter 3fe2jh{stopheles through window.) " Good evening, Doctor ! " 152 Pe7'S07ial Reminiscences of the ''A.D.CJ' Carnb. " The account of this piece in our book is interspersed with all sorts of absurd remarks signed by different people, into whose hands the book fell, for of course it was open to any member to read. Here is an example, copied ex- actly : — ^^ Sijhel, Mr. Thornhill made a good deal of nothing {vide business ivith jam pots). " Note by Mr. Ashley — He played this part as if it had been tvrittenfor Mm.'' (So it ivas, stupid. The author.) Then of Imogeneii is said — F. C. Wilson kindly came from town to play this j^art, and played it admirably. The success of his performance icas *' the Cachiica'' accompanied by Mephistopheles on the casta- nets, and Faust on the tambourine. This ivas nightly encored. Then is added in another hand — " In fact Mr. Wilson did take steps to delight his audience." Mr. A. C. Lee is praised for his efficient prompting, and Messrs. Lutwidge and Hoffman, to whom was entrusted the duty of looking after the thunder and lightning for the entrance of Mephistopheles in the first scene — which was a faithful imitation of Charles Kean's arrangement at the Princess's — are memorable in the " A. D. C." annals as " The Boanerges, or Sons of Thunder." Of Mr. Hoffman separately it is said that he lightened the heavy business, and of Mr. Lutwidge that he might have been appointed by Sir Eobert Peel as Master of the Rolls. Thursday evening we played, with the following cast, Tom May Tcnn, i8^j — Third Year, 153 Taylor's capital dramatic version of Charles de Bernard's novelette Le Gendre, STILL WATERS RUN DEEP. Jlr. Potter .... . Mr. E. Johnson. Captain Hawkslt-y . Mr. ILuvLEV Charles. John Mildmay .... . :Mr. Humph UKY Duke. Dunbilk . Air. GOUMAN BOUUKE. Langford . Mr. D'Uleymer. Markhani . Mr. K. Phipps. Gimlet . Mr. P. Hef.lrk. Jessop . . Mr. Cp.esswell. Mrs. Milduiay .... . Mr. C. DiciBY. Mrs. Hector Sternliol.l . . Mr. L. FvNNE. ! This, being a three act comedy- drama of considerable serious interest, would have been rather too much of an under- taking for us, had it not been that, besides several who had played in Used Up and The Jacobite — the most successful programme we had as yet put forward — we had an excellent representative of Mrs. Mildmay in Mr. C. Digby. All the other parts fitted the men like a glove. On this occasion a very serious incident occurred. The last scene represents the drawing-room of Mildmay's house during the maiivais quart dlieure preceding dinner, when old Potter — excellently played by R. Kelly — has to receive the visitors. In order to give importance to the finish of the drama, we had increased the number of guests, and anyone who wanted to come on and say a few vrords as one of "old Potter's guests," had been incited by the stage-manager to do so. We had several volunteers, who all came to a rehearsal. One gentleman — Mr. D'Uleymer — was most anxious about his part. He had three lines to speak, I think, and having con- sulted me as to his dress, decided on a bran new suit, a flower in his button-hole, and a good half-hour at the hair-dresser's before appearing at old Potter's party. He was to be "Captain Langford," and was so announced in the bill. Unfortunately, 154 Personal Reminiscences of the '^A.D.d' Canib. the only rehearsal he attended was without scene or properties. He was satisfied with being perfect in his words, which were, I think, *' How are you, Potter ? " and then, in reply to Potter, " Deuced cold," or something of that sort ; and, as he saw no door and no scene at all, it never occurred to him to inquire where he was to enter. He knew nothing of any other stage, and very little of ours. We were so hard up for space, that Mildmay's drawing-room had to be set right up to the back wall, where a conservatory was represented, about two inches deep, widening towards the left, i.e., prompt side, by about two inches or so more, just to enable anyone, not very portly, to squeeze himself in between the scene and the wall, and then gradually to screw himself out, expanding as he stepped in sight of the audience, and throwing open his dress-coat, as though he had lounged at his ease, into the drawing-room, through the conservatory. Mildmay, who had to enter at back by the conservatory, was crushed up in this manner for a second before the curtain rose, as, the scene being one composed of screen pieces, it was so arranged that all the characters had to be at these entrances on the left hand side, hefore the curtain went up, or they couldnt come on at all. This is a ground-plan of the scene — a. Entrance from Green-rocni on to Stage on 0. P. (Opposite Prompt) — i.e., R. H. side. h. h. h. The back wall of the building itself. c. The Conservatory — -where Mildmay was hiding previous to receiving his cue. d. d. The walls of scene. c. Door of entrance for guests, /. Door of entrance for Mrs. Mildmay, &c. g. The Prompter. h. , on 0. P. side, a fire-place. May Term, i8^j — Third Year. 155 So it will be at once apparent that there was no passage at the back for the guests, and all the entrances were on the iwomi^t side , farthest from the green room. Now our screens did double duty ; one side would be painted as an attic and the other as a drawing-room, the openings being filled up either with doors, windows, or fire place as the scene might require. It so happened that " /i." the opening where the fire-place was, represented on the side away from the audience^ a door. Everyone was in his place for the rising of the curtain, except D'Ule}Tner, who was still beautifying, and who hadn't the shghtest idea of the difficulties to be encountered. Up went the curtain ; on went the scene. Keginald Kelly received his guests, fidgeted, wondered where on earth Captain Langford was, looked round, saw no one, went on talking about the weather to the other guests, every now and then casting an appealing look first to the door, and then to the prompter, who was energetically making signs to D'Uleymer, whom he could just see at the opposite corner, and shouting in a hoarse whisper "Come on!" which sounded like an invitation to a pugilistic encounter. Kelly, aware of some hitch, contrived to go on with an im- promptu vapid conversation, quite in keeping wdth old Potter's part, and, in the meantime, the unhappy D'Uleymer was on the stage on the wrong side, i.e., 0. P. instead of P. S., utterly helpless, incapable of squeezing round by the back, or as far as he saw, of getting on at all. The prompter gave it up as hopeless, and struck with a brilliant idea, he sent on Jessop, the servant, to say to Potter, *' Captain Langford's compliments, sir, but he's very unwell, and can't come." " Hey? veiy unwell — can't come — dear me, how very sad," exclaimed Potter, heartily glad that the difficulty was got over, and expecting Mrs. Sternhold to enter, and the piece to proceed. But D'Uleymer was not going to be done out of his appear- 156 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.CT Camb. ance on the stage in a speaking part after all liis trouble with the tailor and the hairdresser. If a brilliant idea had occurred to our prompter for cutting him out of the piece, an equally brilliant idea had occurred to D'Uleymer of putting himself back again. Before him, on the 0. P. side, was a door. Evidently a door. He was in happy ignorance of the fact that what was a door to him, was, on the other side, a chimney-piece and fire-place to the audience. To D'Uleymer it was a simple door, and "nothing more." He had only got to pull it towards him, and he was on the scene. " What could it pos- sibly matter," he argued with himself, "whether Captain Langford came in right or left ? " So acting on the impulse, and, just as Kelly was standing on the hearth-rug rubbing his hands, with his back to the fire, sayingf — " Dear me ! I'm very sorry Langford can't come," he heard a strange noise behind him, and turning round, he saw, to his utter dismay, the looking glass over the mantel-piece suddenly disappearing, mantel-piece and all, and in its place appeared Langford' s head and shoulders in all the glory of a white tie, open front, and flower in his button-hole, while through the chimney came his legs, thus revealing the entire gentleman himself. Kelly literally staggered to the centre of the stage as if he had seen a ghost, and uttered so strong an expression in good old Saxon as to make the audience shout with laughter. But D'Uleymer never lost his presence of mind, in fact he was not aware, till afterwards, iliat he had come down the chimney to the dinner-party. So there he stood smiling and undismayed, the welcome but unexpected guest. *' How are you, Potter ? " he said, quite coolly, extending his hand. " Couldn't come before, I lost my w^ay." "Lost your w^ay ! " gasped Kelly, who hadn't yet recovered, " you must have — with a vengeance — why you've come down the chimney ! " D'Uleymer turned, and for the first time became aware that May Term, iS^J — Third Year. 157 he had not made his entry through the door. He had no reply ready, except " Well, yes — you see — it's a very fine day," as though the state of the weather would satisfactorily account for his preferring to come down the chimney, instead of in at the door. Then he simpered, twiddled his watch- chain, and fell into his place among the other guests, as though he really had no further explanation to offer, and con- sidered it rather ill-bred of Potter to have made any remark on the mode of his guest's arrival. The reason for his coming down the chimney, subsequently given, at supper, was that "he wanted to show his new soof." It was hard work for the piece to recover this shock. But it went on well to the end, and was repeated on Saturday night with the burlesque. It was on this occasion that the representative of Mrs. Mildmay secreted Mrs. Sternhold's jewels and wore them herself, as I have already mentioned. We were now getting on with what we called the * Lovett- Sealy fund,' and the book shows a fair list of subscriptions, signed by "E. Ashley, Hon. Sec." On the 29th May, Committee dinner at Merthyr Guest's, when we found our expenses for performance had been thirty pounds, and our subscriptions forty. And on June 4th we had a general meeting and an anniversary supper, when Evelyn Ashley announced that we were only £130 in debt, and that everything was satisfactory. I resigned my office as Acting Manager, giving an account of all the performances from the commencement, and Rowley Hill was elected to occupy my post. The Committee were — A. C. Lee . President. R. Hill . . Acting Manager, M. Guest . Stage Manager. W. Lvsaglit . . Treasurer and Sec. — Evans . Prompter. K. Snow . . . Auditor. I find in a note that the exact amount owing at this moment 158 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.CT Camb. was £200, so tliat our retiring secretary took a cheerful view of the matter. Perhaps he calculated on the new subscriptions for the next term, which would reduce it by about that sum, or he took into account the Sealy-Lovett fund. But beyond these notes there is no financial statement, and we evidently got on well enough without it. As to the supper, I have tried to obtain particulars of it from members who were present on that occasion, but no one can re- collect anything about it, everyone having a generally vague im- pression that it was * great fun.' " ' Ah that I cannot tell,' said he. But t'was a glorious victory." Somebody wrote to me to say that he thought he remem- bered having a fight under the table with another man who would squeeze lemons and empty powdered sugar on his head, under the delusion that he was making some sort of cup; but my informant is far from certain as to facts. Some- body else asked me if I didn't remember one of the party, unable to find his way back to college, passing the night among the beer barrels which were stored up in the yard of the Hoop Brewery. But if these things happened, I do not remember them ; I can only find an incomplete record of the names of members and visitors, commenced unsteadily, and abruptly terminated. Was it attempted by our secretary at the table itself ? This could scarcely have been, or it would not be in my possession now. With this festivity the May Term, 1857, as far as the *' A. D. C." was concerned, ended. CHAPTER XII. OCTOBER TERM, 1857. During " tlie Long " I had been introduced at Beaumaris Castle to Mr. Quintin Twiss by Lord Eichard Grosvenor, who thereby did a signal service to the *' A. D. C," for Quintin Twiss, being an Oxford Man, was eligible as a member of the *' A. D. C," and I promised to propose him next term, when he hoped to be able to act for us. He had already a great reputation as an amateur actor, and the "A. D. C." of Cambridge has since been gi'eatly indebted to him for his kindly assistance on many occasions. Of course Quintin Twiss was duly proposed, seconded, and elected as early as possible in the October Term, during which our numbers were increased by the accession of Cresswell Tayleur . . Emmanuel Coll W. C. Strecatfielcl . Trin. Coll. T. G. Pearse . . Caius. F. A. Hudson . . Trin. Coll. H. Arkwright do. Honble. J. Leigh do. Honble. Lionel Ashlev . do. R. Wingfield Digby \ do. The ' Theatrical Week,' as it was now termed, began Nov. 18th, first performance, and the last performance was on the 21st. Four nights. The occasion was memorable as the debut of Quintin Twiss on our boards, and as the first appearance of i6o Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.CT Camb, Eowley Hill as the author of an original burlesque which was performed every night. Here is the programme of the first nights of this series. A« »« C This Evening (WEDNESDAY), will be phesented the Faiice entitled MY FRIEND IN THE STRAPS. Mr. Nupkins .... Major Capsicum . Frederick ..... O'Blamey Grumpy Caroline .... Mrs. Capsicum .... ;^^r. jimboly. Mr. U. Glycove. Mr. HUDDAUGHTER. ;Mr. GOIIMAN BOUIIKE. Mr. Nix. I\Ir. F. HooLiSH. Mr. B. Agpipe. After which, will be peiiformed TO PARIS AND BACK (A Farce, in Mr. Samuel Snozzle . Mr. Spriggius Mr. C. Markliam Lieut. Spike Pounce {a detect itc cfficcr) . Joseph {a v:aitcr) Superintendent Telegi-apliic Clerk Guard .... Miss Fanny Spriggins . E Act.) ]\rr. Oliver Twist. Mr. Nix. Mr. HrMPHRF.Y Duke. Mr. Gorman Bourke. ]\Ir. U. Glycove. jyir. Caston. ]\Ir. K. Arrois. Mr. F. HooLiSH. Mr. JiMBOLY. Mr. B. Agpipe. Scene —T UNB 11 ID G E. To CONCLUDE with THE SeRIO-CoMIC BuRLESQUE, IX Two Acts, entitled TURKISH A TAIL OF Or, me DORA'S W^ATERS, COAESE-HAIRj PlilA'ATE TEAE. Kedschid Seyd {the Sultan's Prime Minister — "« Great Gun" Conrai If ished to fire) .... Mr. NiX. Conrad {a Roving Pirate, who hauled cff other s property ; in fact, "he was a man'" — take him for haulin' -all — yoicll never look vpcn his like again) ]\Ir. E. Polee. October Terniy iS^y. i6i Jumbo (a Plotting Lieutenant, one of those warlike characters who liJce fol- lowing their ^' Mars'" at home) . Mr. Tom Pierce. Medora {the girl Conrad left behind him) Mr. R. Krong. Gulnare {the Harem Queen, who showed her sense in not liking to he the wife of a ''Seed") .... Mr. L. Etterbt. Chorus, Turks, Guests, Pirates, etcsetera— especially etcsetera. ACT I. Scene I. — The Island Home of the Corsair. Scene II. — Apartments in the house of Jumbo. Scene III. — Seyd's Palace during the Turkish Festival of the Muzzymuzzum. Invasion of the Pirates !— Abduction of Gulnare ! ! TERRIFIC COMBAT ! ! ! CAPTURE OF THE CORSAIR !!!!!! ACT II. Scene I. — Prison in Seyd's Palace. Scene II. — Island Home of the Corsair, — a run with the YiVQ-g, and GRAND FINALE. Scenery by Mestrt. BROWN, JONES, and ROBINSON. Costumes by Mr. W. CLARKSON, 16, Oreat Russell Street, Covent Garden. Decorations by Mr. GAGE. Acting Manager— Mr. GORMAN BOURKE. Stage Manager— Mr. M. HOST. Prompter— Mr. A. ZURESKY. Key to the names is — Mr, Jimholy is Hon. J. Leigh ; Mr, U, Glycove, K. Pres- ton ; Mr. Huddaughter, Hudson ; Mr, Gorman Boiirke, Rowley Hill ; Mr, Nix, H. Snow ; Mr. F, Hoolish, Cress- well Tayleur ; Mr, B, Agpipe, R. H. Hobart ; Mr. Oliver Twist, Quintin Twiss ; Mr. Humphrey Duke, Hon. Evelyn Ashley ; Mr. Caston, Mr. Digby ; Mr. K, Arrots, Streat- field ; Mr, R. Krong, H. Arkwright ; Mr. L. Etterby, Hon. Lionel Ashley. The first night My Friend in Straps signally failed, owing to want of rehearsal. In the emphatic words of the record — ** The performers, ivith the exception of Mr. Snow, came on the stage with very vague ideas about their exits and entrances j 1 62 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.Cy Camb, dec, {especially the etccetera) — which circumstance, added to a very complicated scene, caused a complete mucker J^ The last word ' mucker ' is very expressive. For the next three nights, as the lever du rldeau, was played The Practical Man, the rest of the bill being the same. The failure of My Friend in Straps was redeemed by the great success of To Paris and Back for Five Pounds ; and after the report of the first night had got about, the fame of our new honorary member Quintin Twiss attracted the largest audiences ever known at that time in our very small auditorium. The note here is copied verbatim from the records : — " N.B. — Snozzle, tvho had come down from toivn on pur- pose to take the part, did it to perfection, and by his great humour and originality, brought down unbounded applause ! He has particularly requested that it should be made known for the benefit of posterity that his shirt front was not painted on this occasion, {Vide picture),'^ This allusion is to the studs, which were very large, and Preston had suggested that to avoid losing them, it would be safer to paint them on the shirt front. It was supposed that Quintin Twiss had adopted this suggestion ; and it was gra- dually circulated, and generally believed, that in private life, Mr. Twiss was in the habit of painting studs on his shirt front, in which art it was said he had arrived at such per- fection as to defy the most severe scrutiny. Everyone was examining the effect closely; some even brought opera glasses to see * the man who painted studs on his shirt front.' Extra tickets at increased prices, it was stated, were sold every night in order to gratify the curiosity of numbers who were compelled to come early, and submit to be squashed, in order to get a sight of the celebrated painted studs. October Term^ 1^57' 163 Members of the " A. D. C." came round into the green room to ask him if they really were painted, and if so, to show them how he did it. At about the hundredth repetition of the question, " I say, Twiss, do you paint your studs ?" our new Star began to think he had had enough of the joke, and proclaimed aloud to all assembled in the green room, that, in order to avoid further unnecessary trouble, he wished it pub- licly known that he did not paint his studs, that he never had, painted his studs, and did not intend to. This was received with acclamation. The noise attracted the attention of the audience, who were awaiting the commencement of the burlesque, and some among them knocked at our stage door to ask for an explana- tion. The opportunity was too good to be lost, and some one stepping forward, announced in a loud voice at the door of the auditorium that " Mr. Twiss did not paint his studs as a rule, but that perhaps to-morrow night he might do so, to oblige.'' This was inaudible to the Star in the green room, who, the following evening, was not a little astonished to see that the number of lorgnettes was increased, and was again bothered by several members, strangers to him hitherto, who were waiting about the green room most anxious to be introduced to Quintin Twiss, who, accustomed by this time to reiterated offers of hospitality — he could have dined and supped out six times in an evening had he been so inclined, not to men- tion luncheons and breakfasts — merely thought that each of them was coming with some fresh invitation, which he re- gretted his inability to accept. But now the form generally was put dramatically in this way — Smith {inactive member of '^ A. D. C" to stage manager or some one in authority) — I say, introduce me to Twiss, there's a good fellow. Stage Manager {hurriedly). — All righi. Here, come on ! I say, Twiss ! {apjproaching him). M 2 164 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.C!' Camb, TxvuB (pausing in the process of making up for Snozzle), — Yes ; what is it ? Stage Manager. — Here, I want to introduce Smith to you — (Tiviss smiles, and hows, and says that as Tw'iss he is de- lighted, hut as Snozzle he must proceed with his *' make- np")' Smith (apologetically), — Oh, I won't interrupt you. I'm sure we have to thank you immensely — (Tiviss as Snozzle smiles, and deprecates further compliment). Can you come to supper this evening ? Twiss (pleasantly), — Thanks — I'm afraid I can't — I'm going to Hill's (continues Snozzling). Smith (ivho is not going to IlilVs). — Ah ! I wish you'd been able to manage it — (Twiss, intent on finishing himself as Snozzle, expresses, in pantomime, his despair at heing pre- viously engaged, loondering to himself tvho the deuce Smith is) — but — I want to ask you something — (Twiss assumes an affahle expression, and pauses with a harems foot in his hand, and one cheek rouged, ready to afford any information in his poiver, and Smith continues hesitatingly) — um — ah — do you — do you paint your studs ? Whereat there would be a roar from the listeners, in which our Star couldn't help joining. He thought he had heard the last of it when he went down after playing on Saturday, Nov. 21st, but immediately he had left, it was carefully entered into our record book by a hand that I do not recognise ; and here I find this joke embedded — a joke which ranks among those that are " so funny at the time," and depend for their success so entirely on the circum- stances and the situation — a joke which, as the record says, is preserved for the sake of *' posterity," — and no doubt some amongst us will remember the pertinacity of the members, and the long-suffering of our honorary member twenty- three years ago. Another incident was that on his entering the '* A. D. C." October Term, i8^y. 165 rooms, where I took him immediately on his arrival, Preston was the first to be introduced to him, and being a trifle dazzled by the theatrical reputation of our visitor, he became con- fused, and beyond some remark about it being a fine day, when it happened to be raining heavily, was unable to start any subject of conversation, and fidgeted about nervously until a brilliant idea seemed to occur to him, which, beaming all over as at a triumph of genius, he formulated in this question — " Will you have some soup ?'* Twiss was quite taken aback by the sudden politeness, and for a second was puzzled how to reply. As this was his first visit to the University, he was a little uncertain whether this offer of soup were, like the presentation of the loving cup at a civic banquet, or the vin cVhonneur in France, a custom pe- culiar to Cambridge, which it would be a breach of good manners to decline, or whether it was only an impulse of spontaneous hospitality which a prior engagement prevented him from accepting. Preston, however, would take no denial ; he seemed to think that soup would act in some magic manner on Quintin Twiss's constitution, and ordered a basin of some thick stuff from the Hoop ; but, as we were compelled to leave before the soup was ready, Dick Preston had to stay and eat it himself. The story of the soup got about, and in reviewing Preston as Joli Coeiir in Blue Beard in the Lent Term of '58, I find this re- mark, which concludes a long critique on what appears to have been a first-rate performance, " His onad scene, his defiance of Ahomeliqiie — his pathetic maniacal verse — his hoop-de-dooden-doo tag — were all hits, — he wanted but one thing — * More Souji /' ** A joke soon became traditional at the " A. D. C." when it had been once started — and for years standing jokes were never allowed to drop. When worn out by use, they are still to be found in our Museum of Curiosities, or Kecord Book, though who the various recording angels were, I am at a loss ib6 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.C" Camb. to discover, except when I recognise the handwriting, or come across a signature. The " chaff " is rough but good-natured, and there are hardly any severe criticisms. Mr. Digby in To Paris and Back so distinguished himself as the Waiter, that it was pronounced to be henceforth his peculiar line, and, henceforth, any waiter's or page's part should fall as of right to Mr. Digby. He had his photograph taken in this character. Our collection of photographs was fast increasing, but, twenty-four years ago, photography, at Cambridge at least, had not been brought to anything like its present perfec- tion, the consequence being that many of our earliest photo- gi-aphs are partially faded, and some so completely as to be unrecognisable. Even now a collection could be easily made, as many of our first photographs have been preserved in portfolios by individual members. In the hope that the " A. D. C." at Cambridge will become a permanent institution, with its examination and prizes, as " an extra " duly authorised by the governing body, former members would be glad to contribute duplicates of the photos in their posses- sion for the sake of compiling an historical " A. D. C." album. To return to the performance of this term, Rowley Hill's burlesque was a great success. " As * Conrad ' Mr. Julius Rowley " says the faithful record, ** sang very well ; but, as he says himself , * acting is not his forte.' In reciting poetry, too, he has a singular habit of making such ivords as * ^^wJcZi?!^ ' and * crocodile ' rhyme, tvhich gives the audience a very peculiar idea of ivhat the author intended to say.'* I wonder if the author himself penned this remark? I think so. Unfortunately there is no further notice of this burlesque. October Term, i8^y. 167 The opposite page was, it appears from its heading, intended to be devoted to a critique on the Practical Man (characters by Tom Pierce, Huddaughter, Nix, U. Glycove, C. Keeper, Pickles, and K. King), but the intention came to nothing, and there is only a blank where the notice ought to have been. The summary of performances for 1857, however, says — " This was one of the Club's most successful performances. Everything ivent capitally, with the solitary exception of * My Friend in the Straps.' On the Friday night there ivere 120 in the house, including members, and nearly fifty were turned away from the door.'' This extra attraction is attributable to the curiosity about the " painted studs." ^^ An extra night was given, ivhen the * Practical Man,' * To Paris' and the Burlesque were played, Mr. Twlss made a great hit. The ' Practical* was another. The acting of all the members xvas a great improvement upon former occasions ; yet, * meliora spcram^is.' We regretted the absence of some of our old and valued members, F. C. Wilson, Kelly, Donne, Fitzgerald; but even the * Used Up' and * Jacobite' time did not equal this." In spite of this contemporary criticism, I still adhere to my expressed opinion as to the superior excellence of Used up and The Jacobite. There was certainly a great enthusiasm about this perform- ance, which introduced Quintin Twiss, and, with him, the " star system " to our boards, which continued for many years afterwards, until later on it was found, that, to depend upon the exertions of the non-resident and honorary members for the performances, was injurious to the club and unfair to the rising talent — or, as we used to call it, "local talent " — among the resident members, and so, recently, the star system 1 68 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.C* Camb, has been abolished, the "A. D. C." relying solely and only on * local talent.' * This brought the theatrical week to a close. It had inaugurated a new era in our history. The remainder of the Term was devoted to business meet- ings and elections. Dec. 7. — '^ Proposed hy Sealy, seconded by Preston, that the Club elect memherSf and that one black ball in five excludes. Carried by a majority of six. " That any member of the Committee shall have the power to enforce finest' Kecord of debt, dSlSO. Signed by W. P. Lysaght, Sec. and Treasurer. So we were about ' as we were ' in the previous Term. Then we passed another rule as to rehearsals, which were always our difficulty : " That no acting member , or the prompter, be allowed to miss a rehearsal in the last week previous to the perfoi^m- ance on any consideration whatever,^* This is severe. No excuse ! But notice how *' or the prompter " is introduced. He had inadvertently congratulated himself on not being an ** acting member," and therefore not amenable to the fine. But this didn't serve him, and the amendment settled him — " Unless notice be given to the Acting Manager three days previously. Fine for total absence, one guinea,'^ This was severe on the Total Abstainer. * Perhaps an exception might be made in favour of a *' Quarter-centenary Anniversary," which would be in the May Term of 1880. A very strong team might be got together for the occasion. October Term, i8^y, 169 We then went into tlie question of Club voting, and de- cided that the ballot was to be open for three days. After this we settled that the subscriptions should be increased to enable us to take rooms, as a club, apart from theatrical pur- poses, to include reading and writing rooms, &c. We were expanding. Hitherto the subscription had been one guinea per term, now it was doubled. But the difficulty was to find the rooms. The large one was still devoted to bilUards, and of course we didn't wish to move our stage and our stock of scenery and properties from our present homely quarters. Our old friend Jones had long since disappeared, but his name, coupled with "Brown" and ** Kobinson," appears for the last time in this term's bill, in connection with the scenery. Mr. Gage was the paid local artistic talent, but in the year 1857 C. Lutwidge, of Trin. Coll., painted a proscenium for us, representing the figures of Tragedy and Comedy standing in niches under the busts of Shakespeare and Moliere. A scroll ran along the width of the proscenium with the motto " All the world's a stage," and the club initials, ** A. D. C," in the centre. The same amateur artist also painted for us " the conservatory flat " in Still Waters — a very eflfective set-piece — and some other set pieces for the burlesque of Turkish Waters and Lord Lovel, He had also commenced a design for an act- drop. The painting-room at the " A. D. C," which was of course the stage itself, might have been, and may yet be converted, into a school of art. As we came to depend more on our members for everything, stage carpentry, stage mechanism, painting, &c., so we dispensed with all extraneous help, and Lutwidge and Merthyr Guest— a worthy successor of our first manager, Polwhele — might be seen, in paper caps and aprons, hard at real work on the stage, thus saving the Club great ex- pense, while adding to the interest of the performance, and 170 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.CT Canib. strengthening their own personal attachment to the society itself. These traditions remain, and the offices of stage manager, and assistant stage manager, and scenic artist have never heen sinecures at the *' A. D. C." CHAPTER Xlir. LENT TERM, 1858. I HAD now taken my degree, and this was to be my last term as a resident member of the "A. D. C." We began by annulling, at a general meeting, the rule of the former term about the ballot, and we returned to election by committee. Whereupon we elected : H. Dent (Trin. Coll.) Proposed by W. P. Lysaglit, Tiiii., secontled by Eowley Hill, Trin. C. Weguelln (Trin. Coll.). Proposed by Hon. L. Ashley, Trin., seconded by Hon. J. Leigh, Trin. Bamett, (Trin.). Proposed by Hon. J. Leigh, Trin., seconded by Eowley Hill, Trin. Knapp (Emmanuel). Proposed by Cresswell Tayleur, Trin., seconded by W. H. Evans, Trin. And H. Robinson of Magdalen, was elected prompter, our former prompter, Mr. H. Baillie,. seconding the nomination. The minutes now appear in a clear running hand, kept in a most orderly manner, and signed " W. P. Lysaght." Feh» 24. — F. C, Biirnand proposed as President, vice Evans resigned. Mcrthyr Guest as stage manager. Both elected unanimously. 172 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D. d' Camb, Feb. 25. — Committee meeting at the President" s rooms. Were elected — Lord Pelham (Trin. Coll.). Proposed by W. P. Lysaglit, seconded by Hon. J. W. Leigh. Hon. E. O'Brien. Proposed by Hon. L. Ashley, seconded by W. H. Baillie. Lord Brecknock. Proposed by Hon. J. W. Leigh, seconded by W. P. Lysaght. Then we passed seven resolutions as to non-payment of subscriptions and posting defaulters, and determined that no member of the Committee should be either a proposer or seconder. Our theatrical week commenced on Tuesday, March 9th, with the comedietta of A Loan of a Lover, the farce of Two Heads are Better than One, and the burlesque. Here is the bill of the second nights i5L« »« C On Wednesday, March 10th, 1858, will be perfobmed THE Farce, entitled TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE. Mr. Strange Mr. Maxvvelton . Master Samuel {his Son) . Charles Conquest . Miss Strange After which, a Farce, BETSY Mr. Marmaduke Mouser Mr. Christopher Crummy Mrs. Mouser Mr. K. Arrots. Mr. IT. Glycove. Mr. Jim Boly. Mr. Huddaughter, Mr. T. HucKEGS. IN One Act, entitled BAKER. . Mr. Tom Pierce. , . Mr. Gorman Bourke. . Mr. Kickensnau. Betsy Baker (a laundress) . . . Mr. B. Agpipes. After which the Nursery-known, Child-delighting, Baby-thrilling, Adult-tickling, Blazing Extrava- ganza, with Original Songs, entitled BLUE BEARD. Baron Abomelique [the celebrated Lcuhj-killer, surnamed Blue-Beard Mr. ToM Pierce. Joli Coinr {a nice young man in love with Fleurctte) .... Mr, U. Glycove. Lent Term, 18^8. 173 0" SI lack O'Back {groom of the Blue Cluimbcr and '^Hcad " Valet to the Baron) Mr. GoKMAN Bourke. Bras (le Fer and Longue Epee {Fleii- rctte's two brothers, very sharp blades) Messrs.ToppY& Poppy. Fleurette (a vewy poothij keathur) . . Mr. T. Huckeos. Anne {^ Sister* Anne) . . . Mr. B. Agpipes. Dame Perroquet {Motlier of the above young ladies) ... . Mr, JiM BoLY. Margot {A waiting maid) . . , Mr. Kickensnait. A Page {one unread in history) , . Mr. D'Hummi. Officers and Gentlemen of Blue Beard's ITonsehold, ti;c., form- ing a Procession, and Chorus unequalled in anything of a similar character {on this occasion only) by Messrs. W. Barlow, S, Hall, Eeuben Wright, and the Batcatchefs Daughter, Scene I.— "A COTTAGE NEAR A WOOD." {Jones and Gage. ) **Call me early, mother dear" — Arrival of Blue Beard — Tlie momentous question — Who's afraid ? — And the scene changes to Scene II.—" CORRIDOR IN BLUE BEARD'S CASTLE." {Gage.) The forlorn maiden — Reviving effects from a blow on the nose — "Tink a tink " — Return of the maniage party, who will be found collected in Scene IIL—" STATE CHAMBER IN THE CASTLE." {Jones. ) The happiest day of his life — Urgent private affairs — Departure of Abomelique — Scene IV.— "THE BLUE CHAMBER."— ((?a^e.) A h(eadifying sight) ! — Awful disclosure ! ! ! Scene V.— " ANTICHAMBER." Fleurette and Anne on the key vive ! — What can the matter be ? — The maniac — The conspiracy — Scene VI. and last.— " CASTLE TERRACE." Return of Blue Beard — Fleurette seized with terrors (terrace) wishes she could slope — Investigation ! — Accusation ! ! — Refutation ! ! ! — Deputation ! ! ! ! — Agonization! ! ! ! 1 — Frater- nization ! ! ! ! ! ! — Fight in which (A) shone !!!!!!! — Flum- bustification !!!!!!!! — Ending in a general congratula- tion !!!!!!!!! Stage Manager— Mr. M. HOST. Acting Manager— Mr. G. BOURKE. Property Manager— Mr. A. PENNIE. Prompter— Mr. E. CRUSOE. Scenery by E. OAGE, of Sidney Street, and talented assistants. Costumes and Appointments by C. W. CLARKSON, of 16, Little Russell Street, Covent Garden. Music by Messrs. SWANBOROUGH. Decorations by Messrs. GREEN and GAGE. Books of the Incidental Songs, Choruses, Music, &c.,in the Extravaganza, may be had at the door. N.B. — 0?! Friday will be performed ''THE PRACTICAL MAN, " by particular request. 174 Personal Reminiscences of the '^A.D.C," Camb, It will be noticed that the scenery is now announced by E. Gage, and the name of Jones has disappeared. " Alas ! poor Yorick ! " The Messrs. Swanborough simply meant " White- headed Bob " and talented assistants. In the hoan of a Lover, C. Weguelin, under the name of *' Mr. T. Wiggling," made his first appearance. He took the place left vacant by Charles E. Donne, his line being the same, but his style lighter, as he also played and sang in burlesque ; but we still held to Eobsonian tradition as to burlesque, and whether it was Alonzo, Lord Lovely Blue Beard, or Turkish Waters, there were always two principal characters playing extravagant parts with serious intensity, which seems to me to be of the very essence of true burlesque. In The Loan of a Lover, the greatest praise in our record is given to K. Hobart for his impersonation of Gertrude; it says, " Too much credit cannot be given to Hobart for the literally wonderful manner in which he made up for the part. His reading of the character was most careful. His acting especially clever, F, C. Wilson could play the fine lady in a manner not to be surpassed, but Hobart has taken a different line than that of the soubrette.** By " fine lady " I fancy the writer meant in his ignorance ot technical terms, " leading lady," as I never remember to have seen F. C. Wilson play any " fine lady," unless Mrs, Mild- may came under that description. Another new member, Partridge, acting under the name of " Mr. Peter Perdix," appeared as Delve, and, says our chronicler, " Made it a part to be remembered by those who saw it. His very original ' beer ' and * tvheelbarrow ' business ivcre great hits. . , , Delve never will, and we venture to say never has, found a better representative,^^ Lent Term, 1858, 175 *' But,'' adds the faithful Chronicler, ^' the wliole piece was flat,'' The Chronicler was then down on Betsy Baker played by Hobart, Hill, Burnand, Knapp, and Digby as a page. This didn't "go." " The fault lies with Burnand , Hobart, and HilL Of the first Mouser is not in his line, heing neither light comedy nor burlesque , . . his acting is too exaggerated . . . while Hill ivas too hurried and not sufficiently distinct as Crummy," The Chronicler's praise is given solely to Digby as tho page, who is pronounced ^'Excellent," Blue Beard by Messrs. Planche and Dance, with new songs and choruses by Messrs. Burnand and Hill, was, like almost all our burlesques, a success ; Lionel Ashley obtaining great praise for his singing as Fleurette, while Hobart was a capital Sister Anne, with whom the only fault found was, that she was rather too jovial when her sister's head was in imminent danger of being cut off. Of * Jimbo ' Leigh, it is recorded that — ** His careful playing of this small part (Dame Perroquet) materially aided the success of the first scene. The stoop, the voice, and walk, ivere all perfect, tvhilst the decrepit jig luith which Mr. Leigh made his exit in the procession was delight- fully funny:' Preston as Joli Coeur — " his songs were all good.'* Rowley Hill as O'Shack O'Back, " very funny — 0' Shack never found a more humorous representative than in Mr. Bowley HilV He introduced a line about " what Demosthenes said when he was sent for by his tutor,'' which turned out to be " Rum turn tiddly um," or some such idiotic chorus as the finale 1 76 Personal Reminiscences of the '^A,D. C" Camb. to the piece, wliicli took amazingly with our Undergraduate audience. The Page was played, of course, hy Mr. Bigby, on whose performance a high encomium — evidently in chaff — is passed. " The Page is," says the Chronicler, " one of those small parts, pigmies to ordinary men, which in Mr. Digby's hands become giants of his creative genius." The summary says — " The secret of the success of the Extravaganza was that ive had nearly three weeks rehearsal, and the rehearsals had been tvell attended hy the Band, Principals, and those ivho had little, and those who had very little to do in the piece ... It was one of the greatest successes we ever had at the * A. D. CJ* We benefited much from the properties having been a present from Mr, Pearse, Caius Coll., while Mr. Norman had given five pounds for decorations. The last night ivas very good, hut no one house has come up to our third night of last term's performance which was a bumper" The hit of Two Heads are Better than One, a very slight farce, was made by J. Leigh as the idiot Sammy Maxwelton, ordinarily a very subordinate part, while the success of Cress- well Tayleur as Strange is recorded as a " triumph of dramatic art.'* On the last night Keginald Kelly and Evelyn Ashley were present, for the first time, as non-resident members, and heartily congratulated the Club on its continued success. Ashley had played last term, but Kelly had not been in the Club since the May Term of '57. We now managed to reduce our debt to ninety-three pounds, and our Secretary and Stage Manager interviewed the landlord in order to come to some arrangement as to the larger rooms en bloc. But in this they appear to have ex- ceeded their commission, as the Club only required one extra Lent Term, iS^S, 177 room to be used in reading and writing, so that the Theatrical part would be quite separate. It was inconvenient to have members necessarily present during rehearsal, and as to stroll in during rehearsal was one of the privileges of membership, it was impossible to confine them to our small green-room with its skylight and settees, and so shut them oflf from the stage. The papers were taken in, and there was a writing table. But these matters were of secondary consideration, and the worst place in Cambridge for seeing a daily paper was the *' A. D, C." room. However, it was all coming in due course. And now for the first time the rules were published. A new committee was elected, the peculiarity of entry in the book is the addition of " Esq." to each name. A. C. Lee, Esq. . . President for the May term, 1858. M. Guest, Esq. . . . Stage Manager. W. Lysaglit, Es(|. . . Secretary and Treasurer. H. W. Hoffman, Esq. . . Auditor. F. Smith, Esq. . . Property Manager. — Eobinson, Es(|. . . Prompter. Then it was finally announced that should any arrangement be made with Mr. Ekin for an additional room, the double subscription would commence from next term, and on the 25th March, 1858, a considerable payment on account was made of our debt and interest to Mr. Sealy, who had so Idndly assisted us in the Lovett difficulty. The Club's prospects were flourishing at the end of the Lent Term, 1858, which brought us to the close of the third year of its existence, and me to the time of my departure from the University. With the Easter Vacation of '58 I ceased to be any longer a resident member of the Club, which I hoped often to revisit, and in which I continued to take as lively an interest as I had from the very commencement of its career. Of course I could not help looking upon it as my child, though but for helping hands and timely assistance in 178 Personal Reminiscences of the '^A,D.C!' Ca mb. its infancy, it could never have been reared, far less have been able to run alone, though, as it still relied on '* Stars," it did not succeed in doing this for some time to come. PIECES PLAYED IN THE THIRD YEAPv OF THE «A. D. C." May Term, 1857. (Four Nights.) October Term, 1857. (Four Nights.) Lent Term, 1858. (Four Nights.) r A Blighted Being. (Farce.) \ A Most Unioarrantable Intrusion. {Do.) \ Alonzo the Brave. (Burlesque). ( Still Waters Run Deep. (Comedy.) f A Practical Man. (Farce.) ) To Paris and Back. (Do. ) ^ Turhish Waters. (Burlesque.) C My Friend in the Straps. (Farce.) r Betsy Baker. (Farce.) ) Loan of a Lover. (Vaudeville.) ^ Tivo Heads Better than One. (Farce.) V Blue Beard. (Extravaganza.) On the last night of performance this Term there was a supper at, I think, Mr. Rowley Hill's rooms, where the Club presented me with a silver inkstand, on which was engraved under the initials " A. D. C." an inscription recording the occasion and date of presentation to me as " Founder of the Club; on leaving the University." This gift was perfectly unexpected by me. I had not heard a single word about it, and was quite unprepared for this unrehearsed effect, when, after supper, which had been simply one of the ordinary jovial gatherings, perhaps more crowded than usual — " the more the merrier" — my old friend A. C. Lee, placed something before me wrapped up in tissue paper, and then, after a kind and humorous speech from Rowley Hill, proceeded to " unveil " the testimonial. I need hardly say how delighted I was at this token of affectionate regard from my friends and companions. To Lent Ternty 1858, 179 quote the notorious swearer, who explained to the friend who had asked him how it was he did not rap out an oath when his new umbrella fell into the mud, " It was impossible to find words equal to the occasion." I was poor in the expres- sion of my thanks, but it was indeed from my heart I thanked them, and not without emotion did I tell them how I should always treasure the memory of a time I can now look back to as the pleasantest, sunniest, and happiest three years of my life. N 2 CHAPTER XIY. FOURTH YEAR OF THE " A. D. C." : 1858 '59. END OF THE OLD CHRONICLE. COMMENCEMENT OF A NEW RECORD BOOK. The Star system had now set in at the *' A. D. C," and Mr. Oliver Twist was always ready to give the Cluh the benefit of his services. In burlesque Kowley Hill seems to have been the leading spirit; though for the next two terms after my departure only one burlesque, Frank Talfourd's Macbeth (which he wrote when a boy at Eton), was played, and that, as far as I can make out, for only two nights out of the four in the May Term performance. The record of it is chiefly confined to an enumeration of the advantages of playing burlesque, " a form of entertainment," it says, "which has so many attrac- tions for our audience." But a Domestic Drama was more to the taste of all con- cerned in the management except Mr. E. Hill, and the result was the following bill for two nights out of the four, and on the other evenings the burlesque was i)layed instead of the two farces. It was the first time that burlesque had not been the feature of the series. For my part, personally, I strongly incline to burlesque for good amateurs, but never at the expense of true comedy. In the particular case of the *'A. D. C," the peculiar character of the University audience, mainly composed of undergraduates, ought to be fairly considered before sentence of absolute banishment be pronounced against burlesque. On this subject I shall have more to say later on. Foicrth Year of the ''A,D.C" i8i This is the first hill in which the name of " Mr. Tom Pierce " docs not ai:)pear: — Jc\.« jLjm. x^* On Fkiday, AfAY 21st, 1858, will be kepresented the Farcical Interlude, in One Act, entitled THE FEARFUL TRAGEDY IN THE 7 DIALS. Mr.Slumpiiigton {a retired hutterman) llr. GoR^rAN BoniKE. ^ir M\\\\\g\\.9.vfnQy {cook d; confcctimicr) Mr. U. Glycove. Mr. Twigley . . . . . Mr. K. Arrots. Jacob Mr. Jimboli. Mrs. Slnmpington .... iMr. B. Agpipes. After which the Domestic Drama, in Two Acts, entitled THE HELPING HANDS. (BY TOM TAYLOR.) Lord Qiiavorly iMr. HuDDArcnTER. The Hon. Calverly Hautbois . . Mr, Gorman Bourke. Lorentz Hartmniin .... Mr. Darting. John Mcrton ^Mr, K. Arrots. Isaac "Wolff Mr. U. Glycove. William Eiifus, alias Yinkiu, alias Shockey {one of the shoe Hack brigade) Mr. Oliver Twist. Lazarus Solomon {apiyraisei' d: valuer) Mr. Raptap. Margaret Hartmann . . . . Mr. T. Huckegs. 'Tilda Mr. Jimboli. Mrs. Booty Mr. Kickensnau. To conclude with the Screaming Farce, in One Act, entitled THE TWO BONNYCASTLES. 'Mv.V>onnYC?LsX\(i {alias Jeremiah Jorum) Mr. Oliver Twist. Mr. John James Johnson . . . Mr. Jimboli. Mr. Smuggins Mr. Darting. Mrs. Boimycastlc Mr. R. Krong. Helen Mr. T. Huckegs. Patty Mr. B. Agpipes, The Drop-Scene, which is eiUirely iiciv, was painted and presented to the Club by Mr. LiUwidgc. Stage Manager— Mr. M. HOST. Acting Manager— Mr. JIMBOLI. Fropertg Manager— Mr. A. PENNIE. Prompter— Mr. B. CRUSOE. Scenery by E, GAGE, of Sidney Street, and talented afsi^tants. Cosfume$ and Appointments by C.W. CLARKSON, 0/I6, Little Russell Street, Covent Garden. Music by Messrs. SWANBOROUGH. Decoraiiona by Messrs. GREEN and GAGE. 1 8 2 Personal Reminiscences of the ^'A. D. C. " Camb, ** Mr. B. Agpipes " was K. H. Hobart, and the others will be recognised by reference to previous bills. The Chronicle which dismisses this piece as " rayther flaV^ records the great success of Helping Hands in these words ; — " Would that our much lamented and never-to-he-forgotten founder, siijjporter, and actor, F, C. Burnand, had been here to witness this performance, as I am sure it would have pleased him much. It was an entirely new style of piece at the 'A. D. C.,* and many were the doubts whether it woidd succeed or not ; but these doubts icere speedily removed ivhen it appeared before the delighted audience : its success ivas complete.'' C. Weguelin, under the name of " Mr. Darting," instead of as formerly " T. Wiggling," was, says the record — " Thoroughly good. The acclamation and applause of the house, long and loud, showed how it ivas appreciated. We very much ivish F, C. B, had been here to see it. In a word, it ivas wonderful."" Equal praise is meted out to Quintin Twiss as Vinkin, the 'Tilda of Jimbo Leigh, and the Hon. C. Hautbois of Rowley Hill. Isaac Wolff and Solomon, the two Jews, respectively played by R. Preston and Lord Brecknock are spoken of as ''capitally played" — the accent and appearance of the former being " 2)erfcct," while of the latter it is recorded that he '' looked an unmistakahle Jew.'' And now the old Chronicle begins to drop off. Here a page and there a page. A few blanks, and then all criticisms cease. The last entries are — of a committee meeting held at the Hon. J. Leigh's rooms in the October Term (Oct. 21st, 1858), when the following gentlemen were unanimously elected, — Fourth Year of the ''A.D.C" 183 Beecher, F.Lee, Kowley, Augustus Guest, Alec. Baillie — of a general meeting Oct. 22, " Nothing clone hut to receive sub- scriptions,'' and of another meeting Nov. 3rd, when Ion Trant Hamilton, Moncrieff, D. PoweU, S. A. Hankey, were elected, and Evans (of King's), an original member who had taken his name off when he went down, was re-elected on his coming up to reside. The pieces performed were Thumping Legacy, Tit for Tat, The Victims, and The Irish Tutor. On Friday, November the 26th, the performances were in aid of the Royal Dramatic Fund. This was the first public act of the "A. D. C." I came up for this night only, and delivered an address which has been copied into the book without any mention of the author's name. j^L. x>. e 23rd, 1858, O.v Tuesday, Xovembeu WILL BE PREFORMED AN ORIGINAL COMEDY, IN ThREE AcTS, | BY TOM TAYLOR, Esq., ENTITLED VICTIMS. Ih. Merryweatlier {a Stock broker) . Mr. HUDDAUGHTER. Mr. Rowley {an Iiidian Merchant) . Mr. U. Glycove. Mr. Herbert Fitzherbert {a Literary Gentlcnmn) Mr. Darting. Mr. Joshua Butterby {his friend and humble Admirer) . . . . Mr. 0. Twist. Mr. Curdle {an Economist and Sta- tist) Mr. S. Mc MiAs. Mr. Muddlemist {a Metaphysician) . Mr. Potille. Mr. Hornblower {Editoi- of tlic * Weekly Beacon ') . Mr. A. Host. Carfuffle {Butler to Mr. Merry- toeather Mr. Gorman Bourxe. Skimmer {Footman to Mr. Merry- weather) . . . . . . Mr. E. Kartz. Mrs. Merryweather .... Mr. T. Huckeggs. Mrs. Fitzherbert Mr. Sylva. Miss Crane {a strong-minded woman) Mr. Jimboll Mrs. Sharp Mr. OoHRE. 184 Personal Reminiscences of the ^^A.D C Camb, To CONCLUDE WITH A FaIICE, BY J. MORTOISr, EsQ., CALLED A THUMPING LEGACY. Fillippo Geronirao .... Mr. Darting. Jerry Ominous . . . . . Mr. 0. Twist. Bambogetti . . . . . Mr. M. Host. Leoni Mr. Jimboli. Brigadier of Carbineers . . . Mr. A. Host. First Carbineer . . ... Mr. Bullock. Second Carbineer .... Mr. N. Inepins. Rosetta {daughter of FilU2>po) . . Mr. T. Huckeggs. Scene,— GORSIGA. On FiiiDAY, November 26th, there will be a Performance in aid of THE ROYAL DRAMATIC FUND, AYlien the following Pieces will be played — IHISH TUTOR. TIT FOR TAT. A THUMPING LEGACY. New Scenes hj Messrs. LTJTWIDGE and POWELL. Stage Manager— Mr. M. HOST. Acting Manager— M}'. JIMBOLI. Prompter— Mr. K. LABKE. Artists— Messrs. FOTILLE and N. GAGE. Properties hj Mr. A. FENNIE. Dresses hj Mr. S. MAY. Pen'uqtiier-Mr. CLARKSON. Leader of Band— Mr. SWANBOEOUGS. [VIVAT REGINA.] The Club had now two scenic artists among their own members, i.e., Lutwidge and D. Powell. The "Properties" had become a separate department. Clarkson was no longer answerable for costumes, which were provided by Mr. S. May of Bow Street. "White- Headed Bob " was now announced as " Leader of the Band." The proceeds of the performance in aid of the Dramatic College amounted to d622, which was paid into the hands of the treasurers of that institution by Quintin Twiss. Fourth Year of the ''A,D,C:' 185 The address contained these lines : — " We youtliful vot'ries of the Thespian art Are called to plaj- a very easy part : Our acting pleasure — 'tis for your deliglit — Kind friends to greet ns — future prospects bright ! Change we the scene — a sterner lesson read In the poor player's life, whose cause we plead." And then followed a very gi-im contrast, representing the poor player in the depths of starvation, concealing an aching heart under the motley garb, &c., &c. The author doubtless thought it was perfectly true, and, for myself, I'm sure I believed it, my general impressions of the actor off the stage being founded on Charles Dickens's ** Dying Clown," and on certain theatrical sketches by Albert Smith. The address went on to say, that, for once and away, we were playing with a serious purpose, i.e., the benefit of a professional charity, concluding with this couplet — " And for ourselves who labour for this end. Pardon our faults, and what is worth commend." \E.dt, Here finishes the Ancient Chronicle. There is an entry farther on, under date 1860, to which I shall presently have to refer, when the **A. D. C." joined with the Quidnunc Cricket Club to give an annual perform- ance during the ** Sussex week," at Brighton. The new Chronicle commences with a record of a meeting Dec. 4, 1858, w^hen the election of committee for the ensuing term took place. Lord Brecknock (Trin. Coll.) . . President. Hon. J. W. Leigh Acting Manager. D. Powell Stage Manager. J. T. Hamilton Secretary and Treasurer. F. Lee Property Manager. Alec. Baillie Prompter. Hon. L. Ashley Auditor and Assistant Acting Manager. ^ ff r*" ^c UNJVLrtblTY 1 8 6 Personal Reminiscences of the ^'A.D.C!^ Camb. As to tlie prompter, it seems to have been hereditary. W. H. Baillie had been 'par excellence our prompter, and now his brother was elected. *' Not Amurath an Amurath succeeds, but Baillie Baillie." The original mistake — mine — oi calling the stage manager ** acting manager" was still retained, and was not dropped for a long time, not indeed until some time after the Club had em- ployed a professional to " coach " them, when the name of the member who happened to be the stage manager was omitted entirely (as in the bills now before me as recently as 1877 and 1878) and that of '' Assistant Stage Manager, Mr. Coe " (with his town address by way of not losing the chance of advertise- ment), or " Assistant Stage Manager, Mr. Horace Wigan," with Ms town address. The professional coach is, sometimes, as necessary for amateur actors as the professional drill sergeant for volunteers. But it is not in this perfunctory manner that I would have the art taught at the university *' A. D. C." In Feb., 1859 (Lent Term), were elected Henry Thornhill (Magdalene Coll.), A. G. Knox, G. de Robeck, — Walford, and G. Buxton, all of Trinity. "Mr. Oliver Twist" came up as the star, and Weguelin, R. Hill, and J. Leigh were still on the scene. A« »« Cn BE Performed a On Tuesday, March 15th, 1859 WILL Farce, by G. DANCE, Esq., CALLED PETTICOAT GOVERNMENT. Hectic {an old hachclor) . . Mr. JiMBOLI. Clover (his friend) . Mr. U. Glycove. Stump {servant to Hectic) . . Mr. Mural Foord. Bridoon {Serjeant of Dragoons) . Mr. Gorman Bourke. Mrs. Carney {lioiisekeeper to Hectic) . Mr. Ion Trant. Anabella {IwuseTceepcr to Clover) . . Mr. Knight. Fourth Year of the "A.D.C 187 On Thursday akd Friday will be Performed the Screaming Farce, entitled TICKLISH TIMES. Wlien Mr. 0. TWIST will appear in the Cliaracter of LAUNCELOT GRIGGS. After which will be Performed a Comic Drama, in Two Acts, by J. R. PLANCHE, Esq., entitled NOT A BAD JUDGE. Marquis de Treval Count de Steinberg John Caspar Lavatcr Christian Iktman Zug . Rutly Notary- Servant . Louise . Madam Betiuan Mr. Gorman Bourke. ]\Ir. S. Mc MiAs. Mr. Darting. Mr, Huddaughter. ;Mr. U. Glycove! Mr. A. Host. Mr. Prettyman. Mr. K. Notch. Mr. Ochre. ]Mr. T. Huckeggs. ^Ir. Knight. Soldiers, Peasantry, d-c, Messrs. Bullock, Picrcemount, Lucas, Raptap, A. Zuredey, <0c., This was perfectly true. I was no longer a light-hearted undergraduate, and in the time intervening between my last appearance on the boards and this present one, much had happened to make me take a far more serious view of life in 1859, than I had in the beginning of 1858. I remember Weguelin's performance of Laurence Hart- mann, " de old Hartmann," in Helping Hands. It was really admirable, as was also Twiss's Vinkin, and J. Leigh's Tilda. 192 Personal Reminiscences of the '^A,D,C.'' Camb. Here is the bill of the last night's performance : — A« »« C « OK SATURDAY EVENING, DECEMBER 3, 1859, WILL BE PERFORMED, A Farce, by J. MORTON, Esq., CALLED A THUMPING LEGACY. Fillippo Geronimo .... Mr. J. Darting. Bambogetti Mr. M. Host. Leoni Mr. JiMEOLI. Brigadier Mr. G. Host. Jerry Omijious Mr, 0. Twist. Rosetta Mr. T. HucKEGGS. To conclude ivlth a Tragical, Comical, Dc^noniacal, and What-ever-yo^L-likc-to-call-it-iacal Extn xvaganza, uniting in its construction the romantic 2^<^hos of the icell-Tcnoicn Ballad ^'Alonzo and hnogene," with the thrilling horrors of Goethe's Tragic Poem ^' Faust," by F. C. Burnand, Esq., entitled ALONZO THE BRAVE; Or, FAUST AND THE FAIR IMOGENE. Alonzo {jpupil to Faust— ^cho steals time from his studies to join the rifle corps) Mr. 0. Twist. Dr. Faust {ABC, XYZ, etc., etc.. Pro- fessor in Muddleherg University — %cell read in black letter) . . . Mr. J. Darting. Mephistopheles (a cicaracter—withoid one) Mr. Tom Pierce. Sybel (a simple yoidh, the current of whose thoughts flow in the direction of TSLS^h&riy jam) . . . . Mr. E. Carts. Gyppo {FausVs servant-of-all-woi-1c. who is too busy to apypear onorc than once this eve7iing) .... Mr. H. Ochre. Bandini (a gentleman in an official capacity at Muddlcberg University) . Mr. G. Host. Barco {his attendants — belo7iging M. A. L. Hamrra. By to to the K9 division) . . M. T. Illcave. Pipo de Clayo {a sergeant in Alonzo s company) ..... Mr. E. Paulett. Imogene {the Fair par excellence since the one at Greenwich has becti stopped) Mr. T. HrcKEGS. Fifth Year— May Term, iSsg, 193 Dame Martha {Itnogenc's nurse and guardian — a good specimen of an ''Ugly") Mr. JiMBOLi. Sailo7-s, Students, Aristocrats, talented Individiuils, distin- guished Foreigners, Soldiers, Stokers, Ladies, Guests, Umbrellas, Thunder, Lightning, and a splendidly appointed and Victm-ious ARMY {incliuiing a drummer), by Messrs. Tip, Top, Peter, Piper and Pecker, who Jiave been engaged for Four Nights only, at an cnormotts cy'pense. Scene I.— FAUST'S LABORATORY. {Painted by Mr. POWELL.) The AVish ! The Tempter ! ! The Compact ! ! ! Scene II.— ROOM IN IMOGENE'S HOUSE. {Mr. E. GAGE.) The Cake— The Nurse— T/w Vmo ll—Th^ Review {not the '* Saturday") — Departure of Alonzo — Scene III.— A GARDEN.-(3/r. Poiccll) The meethig — 'Take now this ring' — Unpleasant position of Sybel — Triumph of ^Mephistopheles. Scene IV.— A ^yOOB.— {Jones.) Halt of maimed Soldiei-s— Scenes of my childhood — Tlie plot. Scene V.— BANQUET HALL IN FAUST'S CASTLE. {Mr. POWELL and ASSISTANTS.) The apparition ! — Glorious and astounding denouemeut ! ! Books of ** Alonzo " may be liad in the room, fir ice One Shilling, aiid of the ut/ier Pieces at Mr. T. II. Lacy^s, 89, Strand. Acting JJnnager—Mr. J. DARTING. Stage Manager— Mr. POTILLE. Chorus Master— Mr. K. ROTCHIT. Property Man— Mr. E. F. LEA. I>res*eg Ity S. MAT, Bow Street, Corent Garden. Perriiquler, Mr. CZARJlSON, Little Eussell Street, Covent Garden. Tlie success of the burlesque was unquestionable ; it went better than when it was first produced in 1857. Twiss was first-rate as Alonzo y and *' Sally come up " was encored twice ; but the hit of the evening was an ad captandum intro- duction in the first scene, of Mr. Augustus Guest, dressed as a proctor, accompanied by his two bulldogs, represented by E. Hambro, six feet four, and F. Plowden, five feet eight. They were inimitable. The situation is this, Dr. Faust in his study hears a noise of students without, and sends for the proctor to know what 194 Personal Reminiscences of the '^A.D.CT Camd, is going on. The proctor and his two followers arrive, inform Dr. Faust that Alonzo the student is giving a farewell supper to his companions, and then, on being further questioned by Dr. Faust, exclaims : — Proctor (excitedly). Excuse me, Sir, I can no longer stay. {Rushes to tvindoiv, to whiclt his attention has been already directed by the bulldogs,) A man without his cap and gown ! Away ! ! Trio. (Air. — " Begone dull care") Six sliil-lings, a fourpence, a fourpenny piece, By these things our revenues increase. Solo. — Proctor. Second jpart. Oh, while he laughs and while he sings, We can no longer stay. Oh, if he likes to do such things. Of course he'll have to pay. Trio akd Dance. Six okil-liwjs, (Sec. {^Exeunt Proctor and hulldogs dancing. This was encored six times at least — the Proctor and attendants becoming wilder and wilder in their antics. It was without exception the funniest thing, of its kind, I ever saw on the " A. D. C." stage, and, considering its appropriateness, I am not prepared to say that it was not the most genuine spontaneously funny thing I have ever seen on any stage. The point would perhaps be lost on a mixed audience, and when we played Alonzo away from the '* A. D. C." Theatre, we invariably cut out the Proctor and Co. Now-a-days, on the same principle that caused the Lord Chamberlain to interdict the performance of The Plapi^y Land at the Court Theatre when the actors made up as Messrs. Gladstone, Ayrtou and Bob Lowe, and to issue the order that Fifth Year — May Term, iS^g, 195 Mr. Corri should alter his make-up as the Shah in my piece oi Kissi-Kisslj so now the Proctor and his bulldogs would not be permitted to appear on the " A. D. C." stage, out of respect to the authorities. I don't think it did any harm to a single undergraduate, and the proctors, unofficially, came themselves to witness the performance. In the Lent Term, 1860, H. W. Hoffman was elected President, vice Lord Brecknock, and Augustus Guest, Auditor, vice Hon. L. Ashley. And N. M. de Rothschild was elected ** assistant stage manager " at the request of the stage manager, who found he had too much work to do. The first important step this term was to discharge the debt to Mr. Scaly, which was forthwith done, and the next was to conclude arrangements with Mr. Ekin for the larger set of rooms at a rent of £75 per annum. A subscription-list was opened to defray the expenses con- sequent on the change, the subscriptions were increased to i21 10s., not doubled as they were to have been by a former rctjolution. The Club was increased to sixty members, and Messrs. Everett, Smith, Marryat, Osborne, Eeathcrstone- haugh, Evans, Heathcote, Gurdon, Leigh, and C. Barclay, all of Trinity, and Willis, of King's, were elected. No wonder that Mr. David Powell wanted an assistant stage manager, as he had devoted himself entirely to the scenery, and had painted the whole of what was required for the burlesque in the previous term. The subscription-list soon mounted up to well over a hundred pounds, and on March 6, 1860, took place the first performance on the new stage. Here is the bill, which in shape and texture was a return to the old original style. Barefaced Impostors was played instead of a burlesque, and I regretted that I was unable to be present on this occasion. At all events, I had played in the first and last performance on the old stage, and it was due to the " fitness of things " that a new generation should now appear on an entirely new stage. 2 1 96 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A,D, C, ' Lamb. A« »« C« NEW THEATRE. On Tuesday, Maech 6th, will be Pekformed the cele- BKATED Comedy, by TOM TAYLOE, Esq., entitled STILL WATERS RUN DEEP. Mr. Potter Captain Hawkslcy John ]\Iildmay . Dunbilk Langford . Markham . Jessop Gimlet. Mrs. Mildmay . Mrs. Hector Sternhold . Mr. Mural Foord. Mr. Sylva. Mr. Darting. Mr. Hake. Mr. OcifRE. Mr. H. UsBAND. Mr. Hawk. ]\Ir. 0. Twist. Mr. F. Huddaugiiter. Mr. Ion Trant. After which will be performed the grand Zoological absurdity of BAREFACED IMPOSTORS. Hclialiabaham {a 2Mcha of 3 tails) ]\Iustaplia {his Vizier) . . , . Bill Stumps 1 i'li'^oiidam proprietors of Jack Hocus \ ^if original muted ) Happy Family) Ali Osman Khan {cliUf executioner) Achmet Aga {an officer of tlie Sultan) Mirza Hadji Baba {chief keeper of the vionkeys) ..... First Ferash ) {thrasJiers of the Second ditto \ peojylc) . . . ]5arikallah {keeper of the Harem) Jacko {a blue-nosed baboon) . . . Sambo {aAi ourang outang) Ayesha {formerly Jemima StumpiSj nov) first favourite of the Pasha) . Fatimer {second favourite of tlw Pasha) Various Choice specimens of Zoology, Guards, Slaves, and Attendants. Mr. H. U.sBAND. Mr. E. AcooN. Mr. 0. Twist. Mr. A. Host. Mr. Ochre. IMr. A. L. HambrA. Mr. E. Mergency. Mr. S. Mc MiAS. jytr. Hare. ]\Ir. Ion Trant. Mr. Oldpound. ]\lr. Mural Foord. Mr. J. A.Huddaughter Mr. T. Illcove. Mr. A ldershot Big Ben. The programme is wanting in details. No officials are mentioned. Fifth Year — May Term, iS^g, 197 An address was written by G. 0. Trevelyan, which was de- livered by Mr. Weguelin as acting manager. The somewhat ironical allusion to *' Dido's great author" refers to my having produced my first piece at the St. James's under the management of Messrs. Willett and Chatterton in the early part of the jTar. The Drum-major was Mr. Hambro, six feet four in his stockings, who was so effective as a bulldog on our stage. "Monday week" alludes perspectively to the " little go," and the " clotted gravy and bleeding beef," to the execrable dinners then given in the Hall of Trinity College. AN ADDRESS By G. 0. TREVELYAN, Esq. ON THE OCCASION OF THE OPENING OF THE NEW "A. D. C." STAGE, MARCH 6, ISGO. Spoken by C. WEcrELiN, Esq., Actiituj 'Manager^ Bring them in. Prompter ; all of them. Why, bless us ! What a vast heap of Prologues and Addresses. Is't f(5r my own or for my parent's crime Tliat I must wade through all this mass of rhyme ? I'll read 'em out, and you shall help me choose. 'Gad ! here's an invocation to the muse. " Descend, Thalia, from yon heaven descend : " Tlie inauguration of your shrine attend ; " Melodious goddess." No, not if I know him ; It's too nmcli like a Chancellor's prize poem. Here's one in Latin, all about Cothurnum, And Sophocleum ; take 'em off and bimi 'em. This seems the best. Kind gentles, one and all, AVhether from Jesus Lane, or Humphry's Hall, On Magdalen's jovial towers, or pleasant Clare, Or the lone waste of distant Downing's air ; We'll give each one in our several parts, A brave house-warming that shall cheer your hearts. 198 Personal Reminiscences of the ^^A,D.C'^ Camb, Compare this spacious area witli the floor Where once you jostled, laughed, perspired, and swore ; Fitter for some old unwashed Cynic's tub Than for the home of our Dramatic Club. How can our actors now they've gro-\vn so tall Within such puny limits strut and bawl ? At the Queen's rifle levee I'll engage her To see no sight so flne as our Drum-major ; Yet not without one fond and loving sigh We bid our ancient stage a long good-bye. For there full oft, marred by no envious hiss, Loud swelled the laugh that hailed each tone of Twiss. There he whose name we proudly cherish still Dido's great author fleshed his maiden quill. Is there one here whose brains with Paley reek ? Who shudders at the thought of Monday week ? Let him to-night, while laughing till he hoarse is, Forget the parallelogram of forces. Ye sons of Trinity, lay by your grief. The clotted gravy and the bleeding beef, The greasy female waiters, hideous vision, And the precarious fate of our petition. Enjoy the passing moment as it flies. We'll do our best to feast your ears and eyes : Forgive our faults and recognize with glee. In a new dress, your old friend, "A. D. C." I was considerably astonished when on going up in the following term I found the new rooms, of which I have given a ground plan. The green-room was where we, the original founders of the Club, had been contented to play, and the space "B" beyond, which had served for our old green-room, was now blocked up, or used for storeage. Beyond the auditorium, and not shown in the plan, is a club-room and lavatory. The club-room walls are now covered with photographs, chiefly coloured, of all the charac- ters and tableaux in the pieces performed from the commence- ment ; but our old ones are beginning to look very shady, and represent a period which, to most of the present generation, must be more or less mythical. Fifth Year— May Term, iS^g, 199 r/?// 2/.' y. ^/c /f7J//e^i^'(/e> j 4^...qjo.. I -! ^yjj.".. ->^ ?A Green-room was originally 33' 10" X 22' 2" and 14 ft. higli. Pbesent plan of "A. D. C." Cambkidge, June 12, 1879. A* Tliis was the room where the first stage was erected. J5. "Was our Green-room, which no longer exists. C'. Door into Hoop Yard (down a stair-case). J), Door opening into Auditorium. jE7. JEJ. JEJ. These were the old Hoop Billiard Rooms after The Union Debating Club had given them up. 200 Personal Reminiscences of the'' A, D,C'' Camb* The stage is excellent, but unfortunately not on an incline, and while the depth is sufficient for any scenic effect of dis- tance, the narrowness of the opening cramps the acting, and the small space at the wings prevents any perfect stage manage- ment of crowds. The height from the floor is not more than four feet, and though a trap is occasionally managed, it is no great improvement on our old plan of walking down three steps, resembling those of a bathing-machine, and then stoop- ing down, as though expecting a wave, until we w^ere hidden from the view of the audience. The opening of the new theatre, while commencing a new era in the "A. D. C.'s" history, brings to an end its fifth year of existence. CHAPTER XVI. SIXTH YEAR. COMMENCING MAY TERM, 1860, TO LENT, 1861. Mr. Weguelin was succeeded by Mr. Grove as stage- manager, and Mr. Hambro took the place of assistant, vacated by Mr. Kothschild. The price of seats was fixed all round at five shillings. The three- shilling back-row being abolished. So little did the once almost secret society of the "A.D.C." now dread publicity, that the question was discussed as to whether they should begin to play in their own names. The result, however, was to leave this as they found it, and the old oioms cle theatre were still retained. Elected Messrs. Hervey, N. A. Langham, and Scholefield. This term I went up to play B.B., a farce that Montagu Williams and myself had written for Robson on the occasion of the Benicia Boy's (Heenan) visiting England to contest the championship with Tom Sayers. Twiss was to take Rob- son's part of Benjamin Bobbin. But there was more than this to be done. It had been decided that a testimonial should be presented by the Club to Mr. Quintin Twiss, in recognition of his signal services to the Club, always coming at their call, and putting aside other engagements to assist thematthe"A. D. C." ** On June the seventh,*^ Mr. J. T. Hamilton, the secretary, mentions, in his farewell chronicle, *^a7i illigant entertainment was given to Q. Twiss j Esq., in the audience part of the 202 Personal Reminiscences of the ^'A,D,C!' Camb, theatre. About forty-three gentlemen were present ; many of whom ivere guests. The chair was ably filled by the Presi- dent, Mr. Hoffman, and the testimonial, a beautifidly chased silver claret jug, teas presented to our very active member. The company broke up shortly after twelve,'* The performances of this term, which were over before the dinner was given, had not been so successful as usual. The Wondeiful Woman, B. B., and The Omnibus were com- paratively failures, though Mr. Bourke distinguished himself as Pat Kooney in the second piece — we were always fortunate in our Irish representatives — and we once more discovered an excellent impersonator of female character in Mr. Hoffman. Benjamin Bobbin was pronounced to be not in Quintin Twiss's line, and Mr. Grove was blamed for lacking that energy and spirit which had " characterized his three first terms' performance." Perhaps his reading for honours was taking it out of him. He never omitted acting, and in 1861 came out in First Class Pol, Lord Lovel was not to the taste of the present University audience, which had seen such a strong cast in the more modern version of Alonzo at the last performances. The only success here was Mr. D. Powell's scenery. The orchestra was becoming a difficulty. White-headed Bob and talented assistants no longer sufficed ; their " vamp- ing" was not up to the growing requirements of the Club, and the services of Mr. Sippel had for some time past been brought into requisition. I think he became conductor, and that our white-headed friend and his merry men — the Famp-ires — still remained under Sippel's direction. I know burlesque singing had come to be a difficulty, and that when any one on the stage wanting assistance, looked to- wards Sippel to take up the cue, or to give him the note, or whatever it might be, he would either be met by a blank stare of astonishment, coming from over the rim of Sippel's spectacles, or Mr. Sippel would be in conversation with Sixth Year. 203 another member of the band, perhaps asking what the next cue might be, in which case he would look up, and seeing that something was wanted, would say audibly, **0h, I beg your pardon — I didn't see." And then he would tap the footlights in front of him sharply and look round at his men, saying, *' Now then !" as though the hiatus had been all their fault. He was very trying, especially at rehearsals ; but, with a few notable exceptions, he was generally '' all right at night." However, in the October Term of 1860 the Club expressed themselves of opinion that the music ought to be conducted properly, and elected the orchestra manager on to the com- mittee, which was thus constituted : — President H. W. Hoffman. Stage Manager D. Powell. Acting Manager . . . . W. C. Grove. Treasurer and Secretary . . . T. F. Kirby. One of the most active secretaries and best business men the Club ever had. Prompter (vacant). Property Manager . . . . F. Lee. Assistant Acting Manager . . A. F. Guest. Ditto Stage ditto . . . E. Hambro. Orchestra Manager . . . F. W. Hudson. The proposition for retaining their own names in the bills had been negatived last term. The Hon. H. Bourke, with the true gallantry of his nationality, asked for a " Ladies' Night," when the county families should be admitted. This was an inspiration from without. But the secretary, Mr. Thomas Kirby, asserts, and signs it with his own hand, that at the time a strong party existed among the Dons unfavourable to the "A. D. C," "as they are," he sarcastically writes, *Ho all harmless enjoyment.'^ At the same time he very sensibly adds, that ladies would detect faults in the female characters to which the ordinary University audience was willingly blind. 204 Personal Reminiscences of the ^*A,D.C'^ Camb. Finally, tlie Rev. W. G. Clark, Public Orator, was con- sulted, and, in consequence of his advice, the Club for the present decided not only against the Ladies' Night, but also that they would adhere most strictly to the old rule of not admitting to the performances any but members of the Uni- versity, unless they came provided with a ticket signed by three members of the Committee. The elections were — K. C. JeLb .... Trin. Coll. E. H.Wynne .... do. Hon. C. Lyttleton . do. H.L.Wood .... do. J. W. Hawkesworth do. Hon. W. P. Bouverie . do. Lord J. Hervey .... do. Hon. J. M. Henniker-Major . do. D. H. C. Henniker . do. J. Hamilton .... do. Hon. — Fitzwilliam . do. C. J. Fletcher do. F. H. Whymper, M.A. . . . ' rrin. -i.. C. T. Royds, B.A ( Christ's ^fi^"°,^^^y Hon. E. M. Harvey, B. A. . . ^ Prin. \ Members. And Then, on the proposition of D. Powell, they began to form a library. There was some slight opposition to this on ac- count of the extra subscription, but it was decided in the affirmative by thirty to five. The theatrical week commenced Nov. 20, and there were four fixed performances and one extra night — Saturday. CHAPTER XVII. VACATIONS — THE 18G0. In the August of 1860 the " A. D. C." joined with the Quidnunc Cricket Ckib, and, after the Quidnunc v, Sussex match, gave a performance at the Theatre Koyal, Brighton, then under the management of T. Nye Chart. The pieces were Not a Bad JudfjCy with Weguehn for Lavater, ZuQy Augustus Guest, Evelyn Ashley as the Marquis de Trevalf and myself as the Burgomaster, The Thuminng Legacy y with Quintin Twiss, and Merthyr Guest as Bamho- getti. The burlesque oi Alonzo concluded the evening, with Twiss as AlonzOf Weguelin as Faust, myself as Meplds- tophcles, Hon. J. Leigh as Dame Martha, Miss R. Ranor as Imogene, and an army composed of W. H. and Alec Baillie, R. Fitzgerald, E. Drake, R. Forster, and Quidnuncs ad lib. In 1861 the Club again played at Brighton. The Bachelor of Arts, with Weguelin, Balfour, Whymper (who had been elected an honorary member of the " A. D. C") Whltehait at Greenwich, with Twiss, Weguelin, Hon. J. Leigh, Mrs. Daly, and Miss Marion Daly. The Seventh Shot burlesque by Messrs. Montagu Williams and F. C. Burnand, Rodolph (Twiss), Caspar (Burnand), Agnes (Miss R. Ranor), Anne (Miss Fanny Stirling), Kilian (Augustus Guest), Prince Ottacar (Miss Pauline Burette). In 1862, at Brighton, A Curious Case. F. Whymper as Auhreij, Frank Marshall (Hon. Mem. of " A. D. C." as an Oxford man, 2^^'o tern.) Charles TwigglctoUf Burnand, Mrs, 2o6 Personal Reminiscences of the ^'A.D.C!' Camb. Auhreyy Miss Booth. Quintin Twiss, Weguelin, and the " Guest family " were absent. There was an interlude by the corps de ballet of the Theatre, and afterwards was played Alonzo the Brave (burlesque), with the following cast : Alonzo, Miss Marion Daly ; Dame MartJia, Mrs. R. Soutar ; Faust, Miss Ruth ; Imogcne, Miss Pauline Burette ; MepMs- topheleSy F. C. Burnand ; Syhil, F. Marshall. The army by Robt. Fitzgerald, M. C. C. as sergeant, W. H. Baillie, Alec Baillie, Biron, E. Drake, Hoblyn (drummer) R. Forster. They were excellent, and " Sally come up ! " was loudly encored. In 1863, August 22. Another performance to a crowded house. Two Bonnycastles, with Twiss in the principal role, and the burlesque of Aladdmy with Twiss as Widow Twari- kapy Hon. C. Carington as Aladdin, F. C. Burnand asAbana- zar, Miss R. Ranoe as Pekoe, and P. Finch as Sidtan, There was another performance in 1864, when we did the Critic, with Mr. Brandram as Don Whiskerandos, but, I think, in consequence of the difficulty of getting the team together, this was the last of the " A. D. C." and Quidnuncs at Brighton. Mr. Brandram and Mr. F. A. Marshall, \Vho kindly gave us their assistance, were never elected as regular honorary members of the Cambridge "A. D. C." ; at least there is no record of their election in the Club books. As Oxonians they were eligible. CHAPTEE XVIII. END OF SIXTH YEAR — EXTRACTS FROM THE KIRBY COLLECTION. The following extract comes from the Annals j)?*o tcm., as kept by the Club's most conscientious and energetic Secretary, Mr. Kirby : — *' Theatrical Week, February 2GTn, 27Tn, 28th, March 1st, 2nd, 1861. *' The performances this term were prepared with great care and much cost, as it had been resolved that on Saturday, March 2nd, on which evening the Prince of Wales attended, ladies should be invited. It was a hazardous venture, and one which received deep consideration, but it was attended with great success. After reviewing the pieces which were then acted shortly, a more detailed account of it shall be given. " The following plays were acted by the members : — Not a Bad JiulgCy A Thiimjnng Legacy, Taming of a 'Tiger, Retained for the Defence, and The Fair Maid of Wajijnng, a T.-P.-Cookical and romantlcal burlesque written for the 'A. D. C by Messrs. M. Williams and F. C. Burnand. For the first time since the foundation of the Club the actors played under their own names, and those ingenious sobriquets 2o8 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.L.'^ Camb, wliicli reflected so much credit on the ingenuity of their in- ventors, and amused the audience while the scenes were heing shifted, were now discarded. The reasons need not be parti- cularised which led to the establishment of this time-honoured custom, as they no longer exist ; but we cannot help thinking that tMs custom, at any rate, might have been honoured by observance, in a Club which, generally speaking, adheres so closely to its old institutions." The allusion is of course to our first state of existence as a secret society, afraid. to let our names be known, and keeping our whereabouts concealed from all but the initiated. The new state of affairs, so different to what we had been accustomed to only six years before, considerably astonished our friends. F. C. "Wilson also reappeared, *' by particular desire for this occasion only," to play in ISlot a Bad Judge and A Thumjnng Legacy. Here is the Secretary's account of it : — " Mr. Becker, with his usual kindness, undertook the ser- vant's part. "Few here now recollect Mr. F. C. Wilson's triumphs in St, George and the Dragon^ Still Waters, &c. ; but that he has forgotten none of his old skill during an absence of several years was soon clear. The vivacity united with pathos displayed by him, as Louise, proved such a true picture of woman's character as has not been seen since he last played here. Our other actors of female parts limit themselves to the beauty of repose, Mr. Wilson can delineate the finer feel- ings of a woman's nature. His hands and action in general are wonderfully correct, and his voice justly modulated. *' Madame Bctman ]Jsiv. D. Henniker] looked the gay matron all over, and played her part with some tact. A THUMPING LEGACY has been played twice before by the ' A. D. C.,' so needs End of Sixth Year. 209 few remarks now ; many of the performers now having played in it on the last occasion. Filippo Mr. "Weguelin. Leoni Mr. Hawkesworth. Bambogetti Mr. Steward. Brigadier Mr. Guest. Jerry Ominous Mr. Twiss. Carbineers Lord Hervey and Mr. Bankes. Rosetta Mr. Wilson. " The piece went well, better than any of the other pieces. Indeed on the Saturday night it went without a fault. Mr. Weguelin, Mr. Guest, and Mr. Twiss took the same charac- ters as before, and played them very well. *' Mr. Hawkesworth as Leoni was spirited, especially in the quarrel with Bambogetti, His anger was most capitally assumed, and the gradual rise of his wrath when induced by Jerry Ominous to pick the quarrel with Bambogetti, was artistically depicted. Mr. Steward made his d^but as Bam,- bogetti, and showed great power of comic acting. Indeed he shows as much promise as any who have lately appeared ; we only hope that he will continue to study his part as carefully as he has done. " Eosetta [Mr. Wilson] added much to the success of this piece by her spirited way of showing that she had a way of her own. She drew the dagger as if she meant it, and we can understand poor Jerry's alarm. TAMING THE TIGER. Charles Beeswing • ♦ . . Mr. Grove. Mr. Chili Chutnee . « • • • Mr. Weguelin, Jacob Mutter Mr. Steward. " A very tolerable * first piece,' and that was all. Mr. Grove was, we must confess, not as good as he might have been in it. Mr. Weguelin, too, took the part of Chili Chut- nee, at eight hours' notice, Mr. Usborne, our * first old man,' having been seized by an attack of rheumatism. Under this 2IO Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.d' Camb, disadvantage all we can say is, that lie played as well as we could expect. The only interest in the piece was centered in Jacob Mutter, who was in look, voice, and gesture most comic, and, we may say, saved the piece. What fun there was in the play could be heard by every one, for, unlike some whom we might name, all three actors spoke up through- out." The following speaks well for the proficiency of the scenic artists, all Club members, and gives a fair account of the burlesque : — *' It was necessary to have the theatrical week early — delays also took place in printing the piece ; consequently, when it at last came down, only ten days remained for rehearsing a piece of the most elaborate kind that has ever been *put on' here. We were, however, lucky in five painters, Messrs. Powell, Bouverie, Hambro, Hoffman, and Woodroffe, who worked at the seven scenes with un- tiring energy, as well as several others whose ambition reached no higher than laying on the first coat of ground- colour. Attendance at rehearsals, we are sorry to say, was not kept with the same punctuality as during the last term. Performers should always recollect that the absence of one character for even ten minutes, keeps all the others waiting, and when this is repeated, others lose confidence and become also unpunctual. Therefore, on Tuesday night the piece dragged its weary way along until 12 o'clock, and it became evident that it must be compressed, and so we cut out. Then it improved nightly, and latterly TNjas v^ry good. " The incidents are of a tolerably stirring sort throughout; no situations so strong as some* in The Seventh Shot, but its end is far more powerful than the end of that play, which was quite weak. *' Scene 1st, Wapping, with a view of the Thames, ex- tremely well painted by Powell. The imbecility of the water- men made the beginning lame : a roar of laughter followed, End of Sixth Year, 2 1 1 when Billy rowed across the stage and danced in. He sings a very good song * Did you ever hear of a jolly young water- man,' and retires to prepare for the impending boat-race, for which he is in strict training. Volhj enters and is followed by BlackhroWf who in set terms declares his love, but is rejected. The duet — " * Ah ; my ear, your wit's a Decidedly high-deadly blow." is a pretty one. Mr. Burnand was unable to sing in his usually effective manner, having scarcely recovered from an attack of bronchitis. Mr. Hudson sang it very fairly : it is impossible to criticise a song like this where one of the per- formers was incapacitated from singing, except with great efforts ; otherwise it would have been very well received. " Act II. A Carpenter's Scene. Blackhrow and Jonas concert measures for vengeance. It is curious how different Mr. Augustus Guest is in different characters and situations. Single words and half lines he always gives with great effect, and quite as they should be given, but he really quite spoilt this very comic speech by a kind of hesitation that never ought to beset him." The next scene would have been utterly impracticable on our old stage in the small room. *' The shipwreck takes place. ** It was most ably arranged by Messrs. Powell and Hoffman. ** Amid thunder and lightning the winged clouds, or clouds from the wings, cover all the wretched victims, and a drop painted by Mr. Hoffman is lowered, showing the crew on a raft at sea. " This was well done ; but as much had to be changed on the first night, it was kept down twenty minutes, during which thunder and lightning continued until, as one in the audience was heard to say, ' flesh and blood could stand it p 2 2 1 2 Personal Reminiscences of the ''A.D.C" Camb, no longer.* On the subsequent nights, however, a species of bearfight or horseplay of savages was introduced, which served to amuse the audience (who could not in the least tell what it was all about), until the drop rising disclosed — " Scene YI. * The shores of Catchemalivica.' Too much cannot be said in praise of the painting of this scene. If any fault could be found, perhaps it was this, that the back drop was a little too distinct. Had it been less so, perhaps a still more effective illusion of distance might have been produced. A member had walked through the gauze-drop before the performance, which injured it slightly. But no doubt it was * the ' scene of the play — the savage dance was both novel and effective. Mr. Arthur Guest did his part exceeding well, and his make-up was irresistible." The County Night, March 2, 1861, was a novelty with a vengeance : here is an account taken from a weekly journal, then existing, called the Drawing Boom : — " Amateur Theatricals at Cambridge. " The * A. D. C Club, which, with the exception of one or two honorary members — old Cantabs — consists of under- graduates of the University, gave a series of performances last week, and their efforts met with an unusual amount of success. In addition to the resident undergraduates, Messrs. Weguelin, Twiss, and Burnand, honorary members, kindly lent their assistance on this occasion ; and a new burlesque from the joint pens of Messrs. Montagu Williams and F. C. Burnand, written expressly for the Club, was produced each evening during the week. The house was crowded nightly, but as the Prince of "Wales had signified his intention of being present on Saturday evening, and the Heads of the University, for the first time since the formation of the * A. D. C had consented to allow ladies to be admitted, that was of course ' the ' evening of the week, and the entertainments passed off with the greatest possible ^claL As soon as the doors were End of Sixth Year. 2 1 3 opened, the theatre was at once filled with the members of the University, and ladies and gentlemen from the county, and several who had come expressly from London. Immediately after the arrival of H.B.H. the Prince of Wales, the curtain was raised, and the performance commenced with Planch^' s comic drama of Not a Bad Judge, the characters in which were sustained by Messrs. Weguelin, Grove, Hawkesworth, Burnand, A. Guest, Grant, Becher and Henricher. The Lavater of Mr. Weguelin, and the Betmaii of Mr. Burnand were admi- rable performances ; the acting of the former reminding us very much of Mr. A. Wigan. Mr. Hawkesworth, as Christian j Mr. A. Guest, as Zug, and Mr. Wilson, as Louise, were all that the most fastidious could desire. After the drama, Maddison Morton's farce of A Thumping Legacy, was re- ceived with roars of laughter, and we are bound to say that the Jerry Ominous of Mr. Q. Twiss was the best piece of amateur acting we have ever witnessed. He was ably sup- ported by Messrs. Hawkesworth and Steward, as Leoni and Bamhogetti, The performances concluded with an original legitimately-nautical T.-P.-Cookical burlesque by Messrs. Montagu Williams and Burnand, entitled The Fair Maid of Wajunng, or The Tragical Tale of William Taylor, in which Mr. Q. Twiss as Billy Taylor, Messrs. Burnand and Guest as Blackhrow and Jonas, and Mr. F. Hudson as Polly the Fair Maid of Wapping, fairly divided the honours. The jokes and puns were as burlesque jokes ought to be — pain- fully funny — and the music was well chosen, and admirably sung. An immense amount of praise was decidedly due to Messrs. Powell, Bouverie, and Hoffman, the principal scenic artists, for the very great taste they displayed in painting the scenery. The wreck of the ship, and the last scene, where the audience is introduced to the King of the Cannibal Islands, were as well done as any we have ever seen in any of the London theatres ; in fact, no expense was spared to ensure success, and the Committee of the Club and their attentive Secretary, Mr. Kirby, may certainly congratulate 2 1 4 Personal Reminiscences of the ^'A.D, C^ Camb, themselves on having achieved it. The Prince of Wales, ac- companied by the Duke of St. Alban's, Colonel Bruce, and suite, waited until the conclusion of the performances, and his Royal Highness expressed himself highly pleased with the evening's entertainment." " Eea," March 9, 1861. "Amateur Theatricals at Cambridge. " On Saturday evening, March 2, 1861, an amateur perform- ance was given at the Hoop Hotel, Cambridge, by the members of the * A. D. C or Amateur Dramatic Club, before His Royal Highness the Prince of Wales, and a numerous assembly of ladies, and most of the distinguished luminaries of the various colleges. The pieces selected for repi'esentation were Mr. Planch^' s drama l