Ex Libris C. K. OGDEN ! (^ I'lwfriwr >6. Wonderful Characters: COMPRISING MEMOIRS AND ANECDOTES OF THE MOST OF MO COLLECTED FROM THE MOST AUTHENTIC SOURCES BY HENRY WILSON. " Together let us beat this ample field, Try what the open, what the covert, yield ; The latent tracts, the giddy heights explore Of all who blindly creep and sightless soar; Eye Nature's walks, shoot folly as it flics, And catch the manners living as they rise ; Laugh where we must, be candid where we can, But vindicate the ways of God to man." FOPK'S ESSAY ON MAN. VOL. I. Uontrou ; J. 110B1NS AND CO. ALHION PKESS, IVY-LAM :, 1'ATERNOSTER.ROW. Stack Annex V,\ PREFACE. IT has been well observed by one of the greatest of British Bards that " the proper study of mankind is man," and the great Lord Bacon has remarked " that it would much conduce to the magnanimity and honour of Man, if a collection were made of the ultimities (as the schools speak) or summities (as Pindar) of human nature, principally out of the faithful reports of history ; that is, what is the last and highest pitch to which man's nature, of itself, hath ever reached in all the perfections both of body and mind." He proceeds to state, that the Wonders of Human Nature should be collected with judg- ment and diligence, on the plan of Valerius Maxi- mus and C. Plinius. After adducing these high authorities in favor of a work like the present, it would be quite super- fluous to offer any remarks on its utility. That men are more influenced by example than by precept cannot be doubted, and the most lively in- terest cannot fail to be excited by the singular habits and manners of such persons as have gained celebrity or notoriety, by deviating in a remarkable degree from the ordinary pursuits of life. It will not unfrequently fall to our lot to attract the atten- tion of our readers to those characters, who have been remarkable for avarice and other vices, but their failings will not be held forth as worthy of imitation. We shall also embrace whatever is iv PREFACE. most worthy of remark in the physical organization of man, in various ages and nations, as unusual in- stances of bulk, height, or diminutiveness of stature; strength ; weakness or deformity ; extreme lon- gevity; precocity of talent; and many interesting narratives of the want, famine, distress, and suffering, which human nature has been found capable of sustaining. Of the most extraordinary impostors who have in various ages attracted public attention, some notice will also be given. Although the most authentic sources of informa- tion have been carefully and diligently explored, and such characters only as have really existed, and such events as have actually happened, are recorded, the reader who delights in the fictions of romance will find, in many of the narratives which it em- braces, incidents equally astonishing with those which have been wont to charm. If the Editor should be successful in directing the " study of mankind" to its proper object " Man," his utmost aim will be abundantly attain- ed his utmost wishes gratified. He feels confident that the many curious and original observations which will be found in the course of the work are calculated to convey much useful and agreeable knowledge, to inform the understanding, to improve the judgment, and to amend the heart; and should any of his anecdotes be thought too marvellous, he begs again to observe that he is not the inventor of them but the reciter, not the framer but the col- lector. WONDERFUL CHARACTERS. BAMPFYLDE MOORE CAREW. AMONG those characters which deserve attention, not for any eminence in virtue on the one hand, or uncom- mon depravity on the other, but for a certain eccentricity of conduct, which, with the same advantages in life, no other person would imitate, Bampfylde Moore Carew deserves a prominent place. Portraits of such persons, with some general traits of their character, are gratify- ing, not so much from any useful lesson to be derived from their history and adventures, as for their being objects of curiosity. We turn to them just as the phi- losopher, who loves to contemplate the beauties of the creation, adverts sometimes to the delineation of any uncommon object, to the sportive productions of nature, in her occasional deviations from her general laws. These human curiosities are by no means without their use. When the reader contemplates such characters as that of Edward Wortley Montague and Bampfylde Moore Carew, who neglected all the advantages of birth, fortune, and education, to associate with the lowest of mankind, he will perceive instances of a voluntary self-degradation, that must excite the most mortifying reflections on the inconsistency, and even occasional irrationality of the human character; and he may be led to this awful truth, that as the only way to rise in moral, excellence, and of course to happiness, is to cultivate our talents and advantages, and to form our minds to habits of virtue in this stasje of our existence ; so (J HAMPFYLDE MOORE CAREW. nothing can be more humiliating, than the sight of a man of family, who, by long association with the low, ignorant, and unprincipled, loses sight of the moral principle, unfits himself for the duties of his station, and at length expires without having once experienced the soothing consolation that results from the consciousness O of a well-spent life. Bampfylde Moore Carew, one of the most extraordi- nary characters on record, was descended from an ancient and honourable family in the west of England. He was born in 1693, at Bickley, in Devonshire, of which place his father, the Rev. Theodore Carew, was many years rector. Never was there known a more splendid appearance of persons of the first distinction at any baptism in the county, than were present at his. Hugh Bampfylde, Esq. and Miijor Moore, of families equally ancient and respectable as that of Carew, were his godfathers, and from them he received his two Christian names. The Rev. Mr. Carew had several other children, all of whom he educated in a tender and pious manner. At the age of twelve years, his son, the subject of this article, was sent to Tiverton school, where he con- tracted an intimate acquaintance with many young gentlemen of the first families in Devonshire and the adjacent counties. During the first four years of young Carew's residence at Tiverton school, his close application to his studies gave his friends great hopes that he might one day ap- pear with distinction in the profession which his father became so well, and for which he was designed. He actually made a very considerable progress in the Latin and Greek languages. The Tiverton scholars, however, having at this time the command of a fine pack of hounds, Carew and three other young gentlemen, his most intimate companions, attached themselves with such ardour to the sport of hunting, that their studies KAMPFYLDE MOORE CAREW. were soon neglected. One day the pupils, with Carew and his three friends at their head, were engaged in the chase of a deer for many miles, just before the com- mencement of harvest. The damage done to the fields of standing corn was so great, that the neighbouring gentlemen and farmers came with heavy complaints to Mr. Rayner, the master of the school, who threatened young Carew and his companions so severely, that through fear they absconded and joined a gang of gypsies who then happened to be in the neighbourhood. This society consisted of about eighteen persons of both sexes, who carried with them such an air of mirth and gaiety, that the youngsters were quite delighted with their com- pany, and expressing an inclination to enter into their society, the gypsies admitted them, after the perform- ance of the requisite ceremonies, and the administration of the proper oaths; for these people are subject to a form of government and laws peculiar to themselves, and all pay obedience to one chief who is styled their king. Young Carew was soon initiated into some of the arts of the wandering tribe, and with such success, that besides several exploits in which he was a party, he himself had the dexterity to defraud a lady near Tauntou of twenty guineas, under the pretext of discovering to her, by his skill in astrology, a hidden treasure. His parents meanwhile lamented him as one that was no more, for though they had repeatedly advertised his name and person, they could not obtain the least intelli- gence of him. At length, after an interval of a year and a half, hearing of their grief and repeated inquiries after him, his heart relented, and he returned to his parents at Bickley. Being greatly disguised both in dress and appearance, he was not known at first by his parents; but when he discovered himself, a scene fol- lowed which no words can describe, and there were great rejoicings both in Bickley and the neighbouring parish of Cad ley. 8 BAMPFYLDE MOORE CAREW. Every tiling was done to render his home agreeable, LutCarew had contracted such a fondness for the society of the gypsies, that, after various ineffectual struggles with' the suggestions of filial piety, he once more eloped from his parents, and repaired to his former connexions. He now began to consider in what manner he should employ himself. The first character he assumed for the purpose of levying contributions on the unsuspecting and unwary, was that of a shipwrecked seaman, in which iie was very successful. He next gave himself out to be a farmer, who, living in the isle of Sheppey in Kent, had the misfortune to have all his lands overflowed, and all his cattle drowned. Every scheme which he undertook, he executed with so much skill and dexterity, that he raised considerable sums. So artful were the disguises of his dress, countenance, and voice, that persons who knew him intimately did not discover the deception, and once, on the same day, he went under three different characters to the house of a respectable baronet, and was successful in them all. Some time after Carew's return to the vagrant life, we find him on a voyage to Newfoundland, from motives of mere curiosity. Me acquired, during his stay, such a knowledge of that island, as was highly useful to him, whenever he thought proper afterwards to assume the character of the shipwrecked seaman. He returned in the same ship to Dartmouth, where he embarked, bring- ing with him a dog of surprising size and fierceness, which he had enticed to follow him, and made as gentle as a lamb by an art peculiar to himself. At Newcastle, Carew, pretending to be the mate of a collier, eloped with a young lady, the daughter of an eminent apothecary of that town. They proceeded to Dartmouth, and though he undeceived her with respect to his real character, she was soon afterwards married to him at Bath. They then visited an uncle of Carew's, a clergyman of distinguished abilities, at Dorchester, who i BAMPFYLDE MOORE CAREW. 9 received them with great kindness and endeavoured, but in vaio, to persuade him to leave the community of the gypsies. Again associating with them, his disguises were more various and his stratagems not less successful. He first equipped himself in a clergyman's habit, put on a band, a large white wig, and a broad-brimmed hat. His whole deportment was agreeable to his dress; his pace was solemn and slow, his countenance grave and thought- ful, his eyes turned on the ground ; from which, as if em- ployed in secret ejaculations, he would raise them to heaven: every look and action spoke his want; but at the same time, the hypocrite seemed overwhelmed with that shame which modest merit feels, when obliged to solicit the hand of charity. This artful behaviour ex- cited the curiosity of many people of fortune to inquire into his circumstance?, but it was with much reluctance that he acquainted them, that he had for many years exercised the sacred office of a clergyman, at Aberyst- vntb, a parish in Wales, but that the government changing, he had preferred quitting his benefice (though lie had a wife and several small children), to taking an oath contrary to his principles. This relation he accompanied with frequent sighs, and warm expres- sions of his trust in Providence; and as he perfectly knew those persons it was proper to apply to, this strata- gem succeeded beyond his expectations. But hearing that vessel, on board of which there were many quakers, bound for Philadelphia, had been cast away on the coast of Ireland, he laid aside his gown and band, clothed himself in a plain suit, and with a demure coun- tenance, applied to the quakers, as one of those unhappy creatures, with great success, and hearing that there was to be a meeting of them from all parts, at Tboraoombe in Devonshire, he made the best of his way thither, and joining the assembly, with a seeming modest assurance, made his case known, and satisfying them by his helm- VOL. I. K 10 BAMPFtLDE MOORE CAREW. viour, that he was one of the seel, they made a consider- able contribution for his relief. With such wonderful facility did he assume every character, that be often deceived those who knew him best, and were most positive of his not being able to im- pose upon them. Going one day to Mr. Portman's at Brinson, near Blandford, in the character of a rat- catcher, with a hair-cap on his head, a buff girdle about his waist, and a tame rat in a little box by hi side ; he boldly marched up to the house in this disguise, though his person was known to all the family ; and meeting in the court with the Rev. Mr. Bryant, and several other gentlemen, whom he well knew, he asked if their honours had any rats to kill. Mr. Portman asked him if he knew his business, and on his answer- ing in the affirmative, he was sent in to get his dinner, with a promise, that after he had dined they would make a trial of his abilities. Dinner being over, he was called into a parlour among a large company of gentle- men and ladies. "Well, Mr. Rat-catcher," said Mr. Portman, " can you lay any scheme to kill the rats without hurting my dogs?" " Yes, yes," replied Carew, t( I shall lay my composition where even the rats cannot climb to reach it" "And what countryman are you ?" "A Devonshire man, an't please your honour." " What's your name ?" Carew perceiving, by some smiles and whispers, that he was known, replied, by telling the letters of which his name was composed. This occa- sioned a good deal of mirth, and Mr. Pleydell of St. Andrew's Milbourn, who was one of the company, ex- pressed some pleasure at seeing the famous Bampfylde Moore Carew, whom he said he had never seen before. *' Yes, but you have," said, he, " and given me a suit of clothes." Mr. Pleydell was surprised, and desired to know when it was; Carew asked him if he did not re- member being met by a poor wretch, with a stocking round his head instead of a cap, au old woman's ragged BAMPFYLDE MOORE CAREW. H mantle on his shoulders, no shirt to his hack, nor stock- ings to his legs, and scarcely any shoes to his feet, who told him that he was a poor unfortunate man, cast away near the Canaries, and taken up with eight others, by a Frenchman, the rest of the crew, sixteen in number, being drowned ; and that after having asked him some questions, he gave him a guinea and a suit of clothes. This Mr. Pleydell acknowledged, and Carew replied : " He was no other than the expert, rat-catcher now before you." At this the company laughed very heartily ; and Mr. Pleydell, and several others, offering to lay a guinea that they should know him again, let him come in what form he pleased, and others asserting the con- trary, Carew was desired to try his ingenuity ; and some of the company following him out, let him know that on such a day, the same company, with several others, were to be at Mr. Pleydell's. When the day arrived, he got himself close shaved, dressed himself like an old woman, put a high-crowned, hat on his head, borrowed a little hump-backed child of a tinker, and two others of a beggar, and with the two last at his back, and the former by the hand, marched to Mr. Pleydell's ; when coming up to the door he put his hand behind him, and pinching one of the children, set it a roaring, and gave the alarm to the dogs, who came out with open throats, so that between the crying of the child, and the barking of the dogs, the family was suf- ficiently annoyed. This brought out the maid, who de- sired the supposed old woman to go about her business, telling her she disturbed the ladies. "God bless their O ladyships," replied Carew, "I am the unfortunate grand- mother of these poor helpless infants, whose dear mother, and all they had was burned at the dreadful fire at Kirton, and hope the good ladies will, for God's sake, bestow something on the poor famished infants." Thig pitiful tale was accompanied with tears, and the maid going iu, soon returned with half a crown, and a mess of 12 BAMPFYLDE MOORE CAREW. broth, which Carevv went into the court to eat. It was not long before the gentlemen appeared, and after they had all relieved him, he pretended to go away, when setting up a tantivy, tantivy, and an halloo to the dogs, they turned about, and some of them then recollecting, from his altered voice, that it could be no other than Carew, he was called in. On examining his features, they were highly delighted, and rewarded him for the enter- tainment he had given them. Carew so easily entered into every character, and moulded himself into so many different forms, that h<* gained the highest applauses from that apparently wretched community to which he belonged, and soon became the favourite of their king, who was very old. This flattered his low ambition, and prompted him to be continually planning new stratagems, among which he executed a very bold one on the Duke of B'olton. Dress- ing himself in a sailor's ragged habit, and going to his grace's near Basingstoke in Hampshire, he knocked at the gate, and with an assured countenance, desired ad- mittance to the duke, or at least that the porter would give his grace a paper which he held in his hand : but he applied in vain. . Not discouraged, he wailed till he at last saw a servant come out, and telling him he was a very unfortunate man, desired he would be so kind as to introduce him where he might speak with his grace. As this servant had no interest in locking up his master, he very readily promised to comply with his request, as soon as the porter was off his stand ; which he accordingly did, introducing him into a hall through which the duke was to pass. He had not been long there, before the duke entered, upon which dropping on one knee he offered him a petition, setting forth that the unfortunate petitioner, Bampfylde Moore Carew, was supercargo of a vessel that was cast away coming from Sweden, in which were all his effects, none of which he had been able to save. The duke, seeing the name of Bampfylde BAMPFYLDE MOORE CAREW. 13 Moare Carew, and knowing those names to belong to families of the greatest worth and note in the west of England, asked him several questions about his family and relations, when being surprised that he should apply for relief to any but his own family, who were so well able to assist him, Carew replied, that he had disobliged them by some follies of youth, and had not seen them, for some years. The duke treated him with the utmost humanity, and calling a servant had him conducted into an inner room, where being shaved by his grace's order, a servant was sent to him with a suit of clothes, a fine Holland shirt, and every thing necessary to give him a genteel appearance. He was then called in to the duke, who was sitting with several other persons of quality. They were all taken with his person and behaviour, and presently raised for him a supply of ten guineas. His grace being engaged to go out that afternoon, desired him to stay there that night, and gave orders that he shouFd be handsomely entertained, leaving his gentle- man to keep him company. But the duke was scarcely gone, when Carew found an opportunity to set out un- observed towards Basingstoke, where he went to a house frequented by some of the community. He treated the company, and informing them of the bold stratagem he had executed, the whole place resounded with ipplause, and every one acknowledged that he was most worthy of succeeding to the throne of the mendicant tribe, on the first vacancy that should occur. In the same disguise he imposed upon several others, and having spent some days in hunting with Colonel Strangeways, at Melbury in Dorset, the conversation happened one day at dinner to turn on Carew's inge- nuity ; the colonel seemed surprised that several who were so well acquainted with him, should have been so deceived, asserting that he thought it impossible for Carew to deceive him, as he had thoroughly observed every feature and line in his countenance ; on which he 14 BAMPFYLDE MOORE CAREW. modestly replied, it might be so, and some other subject being started, the matter dropped. Early the next morning Carew being called upon to go out with the hounds, desired to be excused, which the colonel being informed of, went to the field without him. Soon after, Carew went down stairs, and slightly inquiring which way the colonel generally returned, walked out, and going to a house frequented by his community, ex-* changed his clothes for a ragged habit, made a counter- feit wound on his thigh, took a pair of crutches, and having disguised his face with a venerable pity-moving beard, went in search of the colonel whom he found in the town of Evershot. His lamentable moans began al- most as soon as the colonel was in sight : his countenance expressed nothing but pain ; his pretended wound was exposed to the colonel's eye, and the tears trickled down bis silver beard. As the colonel's heart was not proof against such an affecting sight, he threw him half a crown, which Carew received with exuberant gratitude, and then with great submission desired to be informed if Colonel Strangeways, a very charitable gentleman, did not live in that neighbourhood, and begged to be direct- ed the nearest way to his seat; on which the colonel, filled with compassion, showed him the shortest way to his own house, and on this he took his leave. Carew returned before the colonel, and pretended to be greatly refreshed with his morning's walk. When they had sat down to dinner, Carew inquired what sport they had, and if the colonel had not met a very miserable object, V I did a very miserable object indeed," replied the colonel. " And he has got hither before you," says Carew, ". and is now at your table." This occasioned a great deal of mirth ; but the colonel could not be per- suaded of the truth of what Carew asserted, till he slipped out, and hopped in again upon his crutches. About this time Clause Patch, the king of the mendi- cants, died, and Carew had the honor of being elected BAMPFYXDE MOORE CAREW. 15 king in his stead ; by which dignity, as he was provided with every thing necessary by the joint contributions of the community, he was under no obligation to go on any cruize. Notwithstanding this,Carew was as active in his stratagems as ever; buthehad notlong enjoyed this honor, when he was seized and confined as an idle Yagrant, tried at the quarter sessions at Exeter, and transported to Maryland ; where being arrived, he look the opportunity, while the captain of the vessel and a person who seemed disposed to buy him were drinking a bowl of punch in a public house, to give them the slip, and to take with him a pint of brandy and some biscuits, and then betake himself to the woods. Having thus eluded their search, as he was entirely ignorant that none were allowed to travel there without proper passes, or that there was a considerable reward granted for apprehending a runaway, he congratulated himself on his happy escape, and did not doubt but he should find means to get to England ; but going one morning early through a narrow path, he was met by four men, when not being able to produce a pass, he was seized, carried before a justice of peace, and thrown into prison. But here obtaining information, that some captains to whom he was known were lying with their ships in the harbour, he acquainted them with his situ- ation, on which they paid him a visit, and told him, that as he had not been sold to a planter, if the captain did not come to demand him, he would be publicly sold the next court-day, and then generously agreed to purchase him among themselves, and to give him his liberty. Carew was so struck with their kindness, that he could not consent to purchase his liberty at their expense, and desired ,them to tell the captain who brought the trnna- ports where he was. They at last agreed to his request; the captain received the news with great pleasure, sent round his boat for him, had him severely punished with a cat-ot-ninc tails, uud a heavy iron collar fixed to his 10 BAMPFYU3E MOORE CAREW. neck, and with this galling yoke he was obliged to per* form the greatest drudgery. One day, when his spirits were ready to sink with despair, he saw the captains Harvey and Hopkins, two of those who had proposed to purchase his liberty. They were greatly affected with the miseries he suffered, and having sounded the boatswain and mate, prevailed on them to wink at his escape ; but the great obstacle Was the penalty of forty pounds and half a year's impri- sonment for any one that took off his iron collar, so that he must be obliged to travel with it on. The cap- tains acquainted him with all the difficulties he would meet with ; but he was far from being discouraged, and resolved to set out that night ; when directing him what course to take, they gave him a pocket compass to steer by, a steel and tinder-box, a bag of biscuits, a cheese, and some rum. After taking an affectionate leave of his benefactors, he set out; but he ha/1 not travelled far be- fore he began to reflect on his wretched condition : O alone, unarmed, unacquainted with the way, galled with a heavy yoke, exposed every moment to the most imminent dangers ; and a dark tempestuous night ap- proaching increased his terror; his ears were assaulted by the yells of the wild beasts; but kindling some sticks,. he kept them all night at a distance, by constantly swinging a fire-brand round his liead. When day-light appeared, he had nothing to do but to seek for the thickest tree he could find, and climbing into it, as he had travelled hard all night, he soon fell asleep. Here lie staid all day, eating sparingly of his biscuit and cheese, and night coming on he took a large dram of rum, and again pursued his journey. In this manner travelling by night, and concealing himself by day, he went on till he was out of danger of-pursuit, or being stopped for want of n pass, and then travelled by day. His journey was frequently interrupted by rivers and rivulets, which fee was obliged either to wade through or swim over. 1 BAMPFYLDE MOORE CAREW. 1? At length he discovered five Indians at a distance ; his fear represented them in the most frightful colours; but as he came nearer, he perceived them clothed in deer- skins, their hair was exceedingly long, and, to his inex- pressible joy, be discovered they had guns in their hands, which was a sure sign of their being friendly Indians; and these having accosted him with great civility, soon introduced him to their king, who spoke very good English, and made him go lo his wigwam, or house, when observing that he was much hurt by his collar, the king immediately set himself about freeing him from it, and at last effected it by jagging the steel of Carew's tinder- box into a kind of saw, his majesty sweating heartily at the work. This being d'onej he set before Carevv some Indian bread and other refreshments. Here he was treated with the greatest hospitality and respect ; and scarcely a day passed, in which he did not go out with some party on a hunting match, and frequently with the king himself. One day, as they were hunting, they fell in company with some other Indians near the river Delaware, and when the chace was over, sat down to be merry with them. Carevv took this opportunity to slip out, and going to the river side, seized one of their canoes, and though entirely unacquainted with the method of managing them, boldly pushed from shore, and landed near New- castle, in Pennsylvania. Carew now transformed himself into a quake r, and behaved as if he had never seen any othc-r sort of people. In this manner lie travelled to Philadelphia, meeting every where with the kindest treatment and the most plentiful supply. From hence he went to New York, where going on board a vessel belonging to Captain Rogers, he set sail for England ; and after having pre- vented his being pressed on board a man of war, by pricking his hands and face, and rubbing them with bay-salt and gunpowder, to give him the appearance of VOL. I. C 18 THOMAS GUY. the small-pox, safely landed at Bristol, and soon rejoin- ed his wife and begging companions. Here terminates the narrative of the adventures of this extraordinary person, who, with uncommon talents and the greatest advantages, connexions, and interest, might have figured in the highest and most respectable walks of life. What became of him afterwards is un- known, but he is said to have died about the year 1770, aged 77. THOMAS GUY. THIS celebrated character, who afforded such an ex- traordinary instance of parsimony and generosity, was the son of a lighterman and coal-dealer in Horsely- down, Southwark. He was put apprentice in 1660 to a bookseller, and in the house that forms the angle between Lombard-street and Cornhill, with a stock of only 200?. commenced business in the most parsimonious man- ner, invariably dining alone, and an old newspaper, or a proof sheet, serving as a substitute for his table-cloth. At that time the English Bibles being very badly printed, he engaged with others in a scheme for printing them in Holland, and importing them ; but this being stopped, he contracted with the University for their privilege of printing them, and carried on the trade for many years to considerable advantage. The bulk of his fortune, however, was accumulated by purchasing sea- men's tickets, and by South Sea stock, in the memorable year 1?O. In proof of his penurious disposition, it is said that one winter evening as he was sitting in his room, me- ditating over a handful of half-lighted embers, confined, within the narrow precincts of a brick stove, and with- out any candle, a person who came to inquire for him THOMAS GUY. 19 was introduced, and after the first compliments were passed, and the guest requested to take a seat, Mr. Guy lighted a farthing candle which lay on the table by him, and desired to know the purport of the gentleman's visit. The visitor was the famous Vulture Hopkins, characterized by Pope, in his satires. " I have been told," said Hopkins, " that you, sir, are better versed in the prudent and necessary art of saving, than any man now living, and I therefore wait upon you for a lesson of frugality ; an art in which I used to think I excelled, but I am told by ail who know you, that you are greatly my superior." " And is that all you are come about . ? " said Guy, " why then we can talk this matter over in the dark :" So saying, he with great deliberation extin- guished his new-lighted farthing candle. Struck with, this instance of economy, Hopkins acknowledged him- self convinced of Guy's superior thrift, and took his leave. Another instance of his economical disposition is evinced in the following anecdote : Having given orders to the paviors to repair the foot-path before his house, the job was completed whilst he was away from home, and the next stone beyond the boundary marked out being in a very bad stale, the men offered to mend it for a mere trifle, which his maid servant ordered them to do, feeling confident that her master would not be angry with her for it, he having some time promised her mar- riage, being pleased with the extreme economy of her disposition ; but the event proved to the poor girl, the truth of the old adage " There's many a slip " ' Twixt the cup and the lip," for when Guy returned home and found what she had done, he was so enraged with her presumption and pro- digality, that he never afterwards thought of matrimony. In order to do justice to the character of that great 20 THOMAS GUY. benefactor to the public, in opposition to the general, but ill founded opinion of his being remarkable only for parsimony and avarice, we shall close this account with a few instances of his extreme generosity and goodness. In 1707, he built and furnished three wards on the north side of the outer court of St. Thomas's Hospital in Southwark, and gave 100/. to it annually for eleven years, preceding the erection of his own hospital; and for some time before his death, he erected the stately iron- gate, with the large houses on each side, at an expense of 300/. He was seventy-six years of age when he formed the design of building the hospital contiguous to that of St. Thomas's, which bears his name, and lived to see it roofed in, dying in 1724. The charge of erect- ing this vast pile amounted to 18,793/. and he left 219,49Q/.' to endow it ; a much larger sum than had ever been dedicated to charitable uses in this kingdom by any one man. He was a patron of liberty, and the rights of his fel- low subjects, which, to his great honour, he strenuously asserted in the several parliaments of which he was a member for the borough of Tatnworth in Staffordshire (the place of his mother's nativity). To this town he was a great benefactor, and early in life, not only con- tributed towards the relief of private families in distress, but erected an alms-house, with a library, in that borough, for the reception of fourteen poor men and women, to whom he allowed a certain pension during his life, and at his death he bequeathed the annual sum of 125/. towards their future support. To many of his relations he gave while living a settled allowance of ten or twenty pounds a year, and to others money to advance them in the world. At his death he left to his poor aged relations, the sum of 870/. a year, during their lives, and to his younger relations and ex- ecutors he bequeathed 75,589/. He left the governors of Christ's Hospital, a perpetual annuity of four hun- HANNAH SNELL. 21 tired pounds, for taking in four children annually at the nomination of the governors, and bequeathed 1000/. for discharging poor prisoners in the city of London, and in the counties of Middlesex and Surry, by which above six hundred poor persons were set at liberty within the bills of mortality; and lastly, he bequeathed 1COO/. to any one who could prove themselves in any degree re- lated to him. Mr. Guy, whose application of his wealth will em- balm his memory with blessings to the remotest posterity, died iu 1724, at the advanced age of eighty-one years. HANNAH SNELL. J-iiAT the weaker sex is endued with fortitude, courage, and resolution in an equal degree with the stronger, is a position which seems to be confirmed by numberless ex- amples. The history of Portia, daughter of the virtuous Cato, and partner of Brutus the patriot, of Arria, the wife of Thrasea Paetus, must be impressed on the recol- lection of every classical reader. The instances that might be collected from modern writers would furnish materials for many volumes. Among these we have Accounts of women who have been induced by circum- stances or inclinations to disguise their sex, and embrac- ing the military profession, have become familiarized with hardships and perils of every kind, with scenes of carnage and devastation. Truth however compels us to observe, that these heroines, in "overstepping the mo- desty of nature," almpst invariably transgress those limits which are prescribed by virtue and morality; and that while they have the appearance of one sex with the reality of the oilier, they frequently unite in themselves the vices of both. These observations will be found to be verified in the history of the female to the particulars pf whose life we now call the attention of the reader* 22 HANNAH SNEIX. Hannah Snell was born in Fryer-street, in the city of Worcester, on the 23d of April, 1723. Her grand- father embracing the military profession, served under William III. and Queen Anne, and terminated his career at the battle of Malplaquet. Her father was a hosier and dyer, and had a family of three sons and six daughters, of whom our heroine was the youngest but one. h) the year 1740, having lost her father and mother, Hannah removed to London, where she for some time resided with one of her sisters, the wife of a Mr. Gray, carpenter in Ship-street, Wapping. Soon after her ar- rival in the metropolis, she became acquainted with a .Dutch seaman, named James Sumrns, who paid his ad- dresses to her, and they were married on the 6th of January, 1743. It was not long, however, before she found herself miserably deceived in the opinion she had formed of her husband. He abandoned her company for that of women of the lowest description, with whom he squandered the little property which his wife possess- ed, and having involved himself deeply in debt, he de- serted her entirely, leaving her pregnant, to struggle with all the horrors of poverty. Two months after his departure, she was delivered of a girl, who died at the early age of seven months. When her husband abandoned her, she again went to reside with her sister ; but the death of her child, releas- ing her from every tie, she resolved to set out in quest of the man, whom, notwithstanding his ill usage, she still continued to love. In order to execute this design with a better grace, and more chance of success, she put on a suit of her brother-in-law's clothes, assumed his name, James Gray, and set off on the 23d of November, 1743. Having travelled to Coventry, and being unable to pro- cure any intelligence of her husband, she, on the 27th of the same month, enlisted into General Guise's regi- ment, and in the company belonging to Capt. Miller. She remained at Coventry about three weeks, during HANNAH SNELL. 23 which time she made many fruitless inquiries after her husband. The north being then the seat of war, and her regiment being at Carlisle, she, with seventeen other re- cruits, left Coventry, and joined the regiment after a march of three weeks, which she performed with as much ease as any one of her comrades. On her arrival at Carlisle, she was instructed in the military exercise, and was soon able to perform it with great skill and dexterity. She had not been long in that city, when her sergeant, whose name was Davis, having a criminal passion for a young woman in the town, and considering our adventurer as a proper person for pro- moting his design, applied to her to assist him in exe- cuting it. She appeared to acquiesce in his desire, but privately disclosed the whole affair to the intended victim, and warned her of her danger. By this conduct $he gained the young woman's confidence and esteem, and being frequently in each other's company, the jea- lousy of Davis was excited, and he was inflamed with the desire of revenge. He accordingly seized an earlj opportunity of charging his supposed rival before the commanding officer with neglect of duty; and she was sentenced to receive six hundred lashes. Five hundred, we are told, were inflicted, but the remaining hundred were remitted in consequence of the intercession of some of the officers. The resentment of the jealous Davis was not yet satis- fied with this cruel punishment; he omitted no oppor- tunity to mortify her, and to put her on such duties as he knew to be difficult or disagreeable. For this treat- ment she however found fome compensation in the in- creased affection of her female friend. Not long after the above occurrence, another cause of uneasiness appeared. A fresh recruit, a native of Wor- cester, by trade a carpenter, and who had lodged in the house of her brother-in-law, having joined the regiment, *he became justly apprehensive of a discovery of her 24 HANNAH SNELL. sex, and her uneasiness increased to such a degree, that she at length resolved to desert. Having taken every possible precaution, she repaired to her female ac- quaintance, and informed her of her design. The latter endeavoured to dissuade her from such a danger- ous enterprise; but finding her resolution fixed, she furnished her with mone}' ; and Hannah having taken leave of her affectionate friend, immediately commenc- ed her journey on foot for Portsmouth. About a mile from Carlisle, perceiving a number of people employed in picking peas, and their clothes lying at some distance, she exchanged her regimental coat for one of the old coats belonging to the men, and proceeded on her journey. Arriving at Liverpool, Hannah stopped at a small public house, where she acted the gallant and rendered Boniface jealous of his wife. A battle was the conse- quence, in which the supposed gallant so completely drubbed her host, that he was obliged to keep his bed next day. From this place she suddenly decamped, and proceeded to Chester, where what she obtained from the landlady at Liverpool enabled her to appear in a more genteel style. At Chester she took lodgings in a private house, in which likewise resided a young mantua-maker, with whom she soon contrived to ingratiate herself. She pushed her suit with much ardour, till at length on some pretence she obtained five guineas of the unsus- pecting female, and then thought it time to leave .Ches- ter. In an intrigue in which she engaged with a widow at Winchester, our gallant was not quite so successful^ Here she met, for once, with her match ; the widow had the art to empty her pockets, leaving her lover to ruminate on her folly, and to finish her journey on foot with the few shillings she had remaining. Hannah was about a month in travelling from Carlisle to Portsmouth, where she soon enlisted as a marine in 1 HANNAH SNELL. 25 Colonel Fraser's regiment. Three weeks afterwards a draft was made from the regiment, for the East Indies, and Hannah among the rest was ordered to embark in the Swallow sloop, one of the ships of Admiral Bos- cawen's fleet. She soon made herself remarkable on board by her dexterity and address in washing, mending, and cooking for her messmates ; and these little good offices obtained her the particular notice of Mr. Wye- gate, one of the lieutenants of the marines, who, in a very friendly manner, requested her to become one of their mess. This offer she readily accepted, and soon became a great favourite with the crew of the sloop. The Swallow having sustained considerable damage in a storm, was obliged to put into the port of Lisbon to refit. A month having been occupied with the neces- sary repairs, the Swallow again put to sea, to rejoin the fleet ; but the night after her departure, another tempest equally violent with the former, destroyed the greatest part of the rigging, so that she was reduced to a state very little better than a wreck. Hannah took her turn at the pump, which was kept constantly going, declined no office however dangerous, and established her charac- ter for courage, skill and intrepidity. The ship was a second time repaired at Gibraltar, and having touched at Madeira, made the best of her way to the Cape of Good Hope, where having joined the rest of the squadron, they proceeded to make an attack on the Mauritius, which, however, proved unsuccessful. The admiral then bore away for Fort St. David, on the coast of Coromandel, where the fleet soon afterwards arrived. The marines being disembarked, joined the English army; encamping before Areacopong they laid siege to the place, which on the tenth day surrendered. This adventure gave our heroine fresh spirits, and afforded her an opportunity of displaying her intrepidity, which sue omitted no opportunity of doing, so that her conduct acquired the commendation of all her officers. TOL. I. D 20 HANNAH SNELL. The army then proceeded to the attack of Pondi- cherry, and after lying before ihat place eleven weeks, and suffering very great hardships, they were obliged by the rainy season to abandon the siege. Our heroine was in the first party of English foot, who forded the river breast high, under an incessant fire from a French bat- tery. She was likewise on the picket guard, continued on that duty seven nights successively, and laboured very hard about fourteen days at throwing up the trenches. During this time she maintained her usual firmness, and her conduct was perfectly consistent with the cha- racter of bravery which has ever distinguished the British soldier. In one of the attacks, however, her career was well nigh terminated. She fired thirty-seven rounds during the engagement, and received, according to her account, six shots in her right leg, five in the left, and what was still more painful, a dangerous wound in the abdomen. The latter gave her great un- easiness, as she feared lest it might lead to a discovery of her sex, which, even at the hazard of her life, she was determined not to reveal. It was therefore neces- sary, that she should conceal the knowledge of her wound from the surgeons, and this she knew it would be in vain to attempt without assistance. Intrusting her secret to a black woman who attended her, and who had access to the surgeon's medicines, the latter procured lint, salve, and other necessaries. The pain became extremely acute, and she endeavoured to extract the ball, which she at length accomplished with no other in- strument than her finger and thumb. Notwithstanding this painful and dangerous operation, she soon made a perfect cure. Being removed to the hospital of Cuddalore, during her residence there, the greater part of the fleet sailed. As soon as she was completely cured, she was sent on board the Tartar pink, and continued to do the dutv of a sailor till the return of the fleet from Madras. She HANNAH SNELI,. 27 was soon afterwards turned over to the Eliham man of war, commanded by Captain Lloyd, and sailed with that ship to Bombay. Here the vessel, which had sprung a leak on the passage, was heaved down to have her bottom thoroughly cleaned and repaired. This operation lasted five weeks; the captain remain- ed on shore, while Hannah, in common with the rest of the crew had her turn on the watch. On one of these occasions the lieutenant who commanded in the captain's absence, desired her to sing a song, but she excused herself saying she was very unwell. The officer, how- ever, being of a haughty and imperious disposition, peremptorily insisted that she should comply, which she as resolutely refused to do. She soon afterwards had oc- casion to regret her non-compliance, for being suspect- ed of making free with a shirt belonging to one of her comrades, though no proof could be adduced, the lieutenant ordered her to be put in irons. After remain- ing in this situation five days, she was ordered to the gangway, and received twelve lashes. The shirt was found in the chest of the man who complained that he had lost it. From Bombay the Eltham returned to Fort St. David, and on the 19th of November, 1749, that ship, together with the rest of the fleet, set sail for the Cape of Good Hope. Lieutenant Wyegate, whose friendship for the subject of this narrative has already been mentioned, died the day alter their departure. His loss was a severe stroke to our heroine, as she was greatly attached to him, and he was one of her most sincere friends. Soon after the death of Mr. Wyegate, the second lieu- tenant Mr. Kite took her into his service, in which she remained about two months, when having engaged a boy to attend him, he recommended her to Mr. Wallace, third lieutenant of the ship, who treated her with distin- guished kindness during the whole voyage. About this time the sailors began to rally her, because 28 HANNAH SNELL. she had no beard, and they soon afterwards jocosely christened her Miss Molly Gray. This sneering appel- lation occasioned her considerable alarm, as she feared lest some of the crew might suspect that she was a female, and avail themselves of some favourable oppor- tunity to ascertain the truth. Instead therefore of re- senting this treatment, she resolved to take part in all their scenes of dissipation, and endeavour to pass for as good a man as any on board. Accordingly when the ship arrived at Lisbon, she joined the crew in every party of pleasure on shore, and was one of the foremost to promote every species of joviality. In these scenes she acted her part so naturally that her success far ex- ceeded her expectation ; the name of Miss Molly was buried in oblivion, and Hearty Jemmy was substituted in its stead. While the vessel remained at Lisbon, Hannah, being in company with some of her shipmates, chanced to enter a house of entertainment, where they met with an English sailor who had been at Genoa in a Dutch vessel. She took the opportunity of inquiring after her long- lost husband, and was informed that he had been con- fined at Genoa, for murdering a native of that place, a gentleman of some distinction, and that, to expiate his crime, he liad been put into a bag with a quantity of stones, and thus thrown headlong into the sea. Dis- tressing as this information must have been, Hannah had, however, sufficient command over herself to conceal her emotions. Leaving Lisbon, our adventurer arrived in safety at Spithead, and proceeded to London to the house of her sister, who, notwithstanding her disguise and long ab- sence, immediately recognised her, and gave her a hearty welcome. Having, when her story became known, acquired a considerable degree of popularity, she was advised-, as she had a good voice, to apply for ao engagement to 31 R. MATHEW. 29 the managers of the Royalty Theatre, Wellclose-square, As they closed with her offer, she appeared before the public in the character of Bill Bobstay, a sailor. She likewise represented Firelock a military character, and in a most masterly and correct manner went through the manual and platoon exercises, &c. In this capacity she did not, however, continue many months, but quitted the stage, and as she preferred male attire, she resolved to continue to wear it during the remainder of her life. In consideration of the hard- ships she had endured in the service of her country, go- vernment granted her a pension of 20/. with the assist- ance of which she took a public house in the neigh- bourhood of Wapping. On one side of the sign was painted, the figure of a jolly British tar, and on the other the valiant Marine, underneath was inscribed, the Widow in Masquerade, or the Female Warrior. These attractive signs produced the desired effect ; her house was well frequented, and she lived many years in the enjoyment of prosperity, which compensated, in some measure, for the distresses she had experienced irj the early period of her life. MR. MATHEW. THE circumstance for which this gentleman has ob- tained a place in our collection is probably without a parallel. There are very few men who have not some hobby-horse, but yet it would be extremely difficult to find one who would, like Mr. Mathew, sacrifice the en- joyment of a princely fortune to the pleasure of riding his favorite nag. Mr. Mathew inherited a large estate at Thomastown, in the county of Tipperary in Ireland, producing a 30 MR. MATHEW. clear rent of eight thousand pounds a year. As he de- lighted in a country life, and possessed in an eminent degree that spirit of hospitality for which the natives of Ireland have ever -been distinguished, he resolved to build a large, commodious house for the reception of visitors, surrounded by fifteen hundred acres of his choicest land, all laid out upon a regular plan of im- provement, according to the newly adopted mode of English gardening, which had supplanted the bad .Dutch taste introduced by King William, and of which Mr. Mathew was the first who set the example in Ireland. As this design was formed in early life, in order to accomplish his point without incurring any debt on his estate, he retired to the continent for seven years, and Jived upon six hundred pounds a year, while the re- maining income of his estate was employed in carrying on the great works he had planned there. It was towards the conclusion of Queen Ann's reign when Mr. Maihew returned from his long residence abroad. At that time party disputes ran very high, but no where did they rage with such violence as in the Irish metropolis, so that daily duels were the consequence. There happened to be at that time in London two gen- tlemen who valued themselves highly on their skill in fencing; the name of one was Pack and the other Creed ; the former being a major and the latter a cap-? tain in the army. Hearing of these daily exploits in Dublin, they resolved, like two knight-errants, to go over to Ireland in quest of adventures. On inquiry they learned that Mr. Maihew, lately arrived from France, had the character of being one of the first swordsmen in Europe. Pack rejoicing to find an anta- gonist worthy of himself, resolved to pick a quarrel with him the first opportunity ; and meeting him as he was carried along the street in his chair, he jostled the fore-chairman. Mathew, supposing this to be accidental, ]\IR. MATHEW. 31 took no notice of the circumstance ; but Pack after- wards boasted of it in a public coffee-house, saying that he had purposely offered this insult to that gentleman who had not the spirit to resent it. A particular friend of Mr. Mathew's of the name of Macnamarn, a man of tried courage and reputed the best fencer in Ireland, happened to be present. He immediately took up the quarrel, observing, he was sure Mr. Mathew did wot suppose the affront to be inten- tional, otherwise he would have chastised him on the pot: adding, that if the major would let him know where he was to be found, he should be waited on im- mediately on Mr. Mathew's return, who was to dine that day a little way out of town. The major said that he should be at the tavern opposite, where he and his companion would wait their commands. Immediately on his arrival, Mathew, being made ac- quainted with what had passed, went from the coffee- house to the tavern accompanied by Macnamara. Being shown into the room where the two officers were, after securing the door, without any expostulation, Mathew and Pack drew their swords ; but Macnamara stopped them, saying he had something to propose before they proceeded to action. He said, that, in cases of this nature, he never could hear to be a cool spec- tator. " So, Sir," continued he addressing himself to Creed, "if you please I shall have the honour of enter- taining you in the same manner/' Creed, who desired no better sport, made no other reply than that of imme- diately drawing his sword : and to work the four cham- pions fell with the same composure as if it were only a fencing match with foils. The conflict was of some duration, and maintained with great obstinacy by the two officers, notwithstand- ing the great effusion of blood from the many wounds which they had received. At length, quite exhausted, 32 MR. MATHEW. they both fell, and yielded the victory to the superior kill of their antagonists. Upon this occasion Mathew gave a remarkable proof of the perfect composure of his mind during the action. Creed had fallen first, on which Pack exclaim- ed : "Ah, poor Creed, are you goner"" Yes," replied Mathew, with the utmost calmness, " and you shall in- stantly pack after him," at the same time making a home thrust quite through his body, which threw him to the ground. This was the more remarkable as he was never. known in his life, either before or after, to have aimed at a pun. The number of wounds received by the vanquished parties was very great; and what seemed almost mira- culous, their opponents were untouched. The surgeons seeing the desperate state of their patients would not suffer them to be removed out of the room where they fought, but had beds immediately conveyed it, on which they lay many hours in a state of insensibility. When they came to themselves and saw where they were, Pack, in a feeble voice, said to his companion : " Creed, I think we are the conquerors, for we have kept the field of battle." For a long time their lives were de- spaired of, but to the astonishment of every one, they both recovered. When they were able to see company, Mathew and his friends attended them daily, and a close intimacy afterwards ensued, as they found them men of probity and of the best dispositions except in this ex- travagant idea of duelling, of which, however, they were now perfectly cured. Mr. Mathew spent some time in Dublin, and during bis residence there he availed himself of the opportu- nity to renew the old and cultivate new acquaintance. From his personal accomplishments and large fortune, he found no difficulty to obtain access to all whose character or talents rendered him desirous of their 2 MR. MATHEW. 33 friendship. Out of these he selected such as were most conformable to his taste, inviting them to pass such leisure time as they might have upon their hands at his seat at Thotnastown, to which he retired to spend the remainder of his days. His house had heen chiefly contrived to answer the noble purpose of that constant hospitality which he in- tended to maintain there. It contained forty commo- dious apartments for guests, with suitable accommoda- tions for their servants. Each apartment was com- pletely furnished with ever}' convenience that could be wanted, even to the minutest article. When a guest ar- rived, the hospitable owner showed him his apartment, saying: "This is your castle ; here you are to command as absolutely as in your own house. You may break- fast, dine and sup here whenever you please, and invite such of the guests as may be most agreeable to you." He then showed him the common parlour, where he said a daily ordinary was kept, at which he might dine when it was more agreeable to him to mix in society, adding : " But from this moment you are never to know me as the master of the house, and only to consider me as one of the guests." In order to avoid all ceremony at meals, he took his place at random at the table, and thus all ideas of precedence being laid aside, the guests seated themselves promiscuously, without any re- gard to difference of rank or quality. There was a large room fitted up exactly like a coffee- house, where a bar-maid and waiters attended to furnish refreshments at all limes of the day. Here such as diose breakfasted at their own hour. It was provided with chess-boards, backgammon-tables, newspapers, pamphlets, and all other conveniences, that are to be found in a city coiYee-house. But the most extraordi- nary circumstance in his whole domestic arrangement was that of a dt'tached room, in one of the extremities of the housr, called the tavern. As Mr. Mat hew ws him- \ or,, j. oi MR. MATIIEW. self a very temperate man, and many of his guest* were of' the same disposition, tjie quantity of wine con- sumed in the common room was very moderate; but a* drinking was much in fashion in those days, in order to indulge such of his guests as had habituated them- selves to that custom, he had recourse to this contriv- ance ; and it was the custom of all who loved a cheer- ful glass to adjourn to the tavern soon after dinner, and leave the more sober part of the company to themselves, Here they were attended by a waiter in a blue apron, as was then the fashion, and all things in the room were so contrived as to favour the illusion. Every one called for what liquor he pleased, with as little restraint as if he had actually been in a public-house and to pay the reckoning. Here too, the midnight orgies of Bacchus were often celebrated with the same noisy mirth as in his city temples, but without in the least disturbing the repose of the more sober part of the family. Games of all sorts were allowed, but under such re- strictions as to prevent gambling, and so as to answer their true end, that of amusement, without injury to the purse of the players. There were two billiard tables and a large bowling-green ; ample provision was made for all such as delighted in field sports, with fishing- tackle of all sorts, a variety of guns, 'with proper am- munition, a pack of buck-hounds, another of fox- hounds, and another of harriers ; and twenty choice hunters were kepi in the stables for the use of those who were not properly mounted for the chace. The reader may perhaps be ready to imagine that Mr. Mathew's income, considerable as it was, could not he adequate to the support of so extensive an establish- ment ; but when he considers that the value of money was at that time more than double what it is at the pre- sent day ; that his large demesne, in some of the richest so;l in Ireland, furnished the house wiih every necessary except wine, liquors and grocery ; he may suppose it to 33 be sufficient, if under the Vegulaiion of strict economy, of which no man was a greater master than Mr. Mathew. His plan was so well formed, and lie had such checks upon all his domestics, that it was impossible there could be any waste, or that any article from the larder, or a single bottle of wine from the cellar, could have been purloined without immediate detection. This was ac- complished partly by the choice of faithful stewards and clerks of approved integrity, but chiefly by his own superintcndance of the whole, as not a day passed without having all the accounts of the preceding one laid before him. This he was enabled to do by his early rising; and the business being finished before others wen- out of their beds, he always appeared the most disengaged man in the house, and seemed to have as little concern in the conduct of it as any of the guests. With a stranger, indeed, he might efisily have passed for a visitor, as he made it a point that no one should consider him in the light of master of the house, or pay him any civilities on that score. This he carried so far that he sometimes went abroad without giving any notice, and staid away several days, while things went on as usual at home; and on his re- turn he would not allow any congratulation to be made him, nor any other notice to be taken of him than if he had not been absent during that time. The arrangements of every kind were so prudently made, that no number of guests or of their domestics ever occasioned any disorder, and all tilings were con- ducted with the same ease and regularity as in a private family. There was one point which at first it seemed rather difficult to accomplish, namely, the establishing of certain signals, by' which each servant might know when ho was summoned to his master's apartment. For this purpose a great hall was appropriated to the use o! tl < servants, where they always assembled when they wen: cot upon duty. Along the wall, bells were ranged in 36 MR. MATHEW. order, one to each apartment, with the number of the chamber marked over it, so that when any of them was rung they had only to turn their eyes to the bell, and to see what servant was called. Mr. Mathew was the first that put an end to the inhos- pitable custom of giving vales to servants, by making a suitable addition to their wages; at the same time assur- ing them that if they took any afterwards they should be discharged with disgrace; and to prevent the temp- tation, the guests were informed that he would consider it as the highest affront if any offer of that sort were made. The following particulars of a visit of the celebrated Dean Swift to Thoinastown, will enable the reader to form a more precise idea of the interior economy of that establishment. Swift had heard much of this place from his friend Dr. Sheridan, who had often been a welcome guest there, both on account of his convivial qualities, and as being the preceptor of the nephew of Mr. Mathew. He at length became desirous of ascertaining with his own eyes the truth of a report, which he could not forbear considering as greatly exaggerated. On receiving an intimation of this from Sheridan, Mr. Mathew wrote a polite letter to the dean, requesting the honour of a visit in company with the doctor, at his next school va- cation. They accordingly set out on horseback, at- tended by a gentleman who was a near relation to Mr. Mathew. They had scarcely reached the inn where they intended to pass the first night, and which, like most of the Irish inns at that time, afforded but miserable entertainment, when they were surprised by the arrival of a couch and six horses, sent to convey them the re- mainder of their journey to Thomastown, and at the same time bringing a supply of the choicest viands, wine and other liquors, for their refreshment. Swift was highly pleased with this uncommon mark of attention MR. MATHEW. 37 paid him, and the coach proved particularly acceptable, as he had been a good deal fatigued with his day's journey. When they came within sight of the house, the dean, astonished as its magnitude, cried out: "What in the name of God can be the use of such a vast building r ' " Why, Mr. Dean," replied the fellow-traveller before mentioned, " there are no less than forty apartments for guests in that house, and all of them probably occupied at this time, except what are reserved 1'or us." Swittin his usual manner called out to the coachman to stop, and drive him back to Dublin, for rie could not think of mixing with such a crowd. " Well," said he immedi- ately afterwards, "there is no remedy, I must submit; but I have lost a fortnight of my life." Mr. Mathew received him at the door with uncommon marks of respect; and then conducting him to his apartment, after some compliments, made his usual speech, acquainting him with the customs of the house, and retired, leaving him in possession of his castle. Soon after the cook appeared with the bill of fare, to receive his directions about supper, and the butler at the same time with a list of wines and other liquors. "And is all this really so f" said Swift. "And may I command here as in my own house?" His companion assured him he might, and that nothing could be more ngreeable to the owner of the mansion, than that all under his roof should live conformably to their own in- clinations, without the least restraint. " \VYI1 then," said Swift, " I invite yon and Dr. Sheridan to be my guests while I stay, for I think I shall scarcely be tempt- ed to mix with the mob below." Three days were passed in riding over the demesne, and viewing the various improvements, without ever seeing Mr. Malhew or any of the guests : nor were the company below much concerned at the dean's absence, as his very name usually inspired those who did not ;38 MR. MATHEW. know him with" awe, and they were afraid that his pre- sence would put an end to the ease and cheerfulness which reigned among them. On the fourth day Swift entered the room where the company were assembled before dinner, and addressed Mr. Mathew in a strain of the highest compliment, expatiating on all the beauties of his improvements, with the skill of an artist, and with the taste of a connoisseur. Such an address from a man of Swift's character could not fail of being pleasing to the owner, who was, at the same time, the planner of these improvements ; and so fine an eulogiurn i'rom one who was supposed to deal more largely in satire than panegyric, was likely to remove the preju- dice entertained against his character, and prepossess ihe rest of the company in his favour. He concluded hi> speech by saying : "And now, ladies and gentlemen, 1 am come to live among you, and it shall be no fault of mine if we do not pass our time agreeably." In a short time all constraint on his account disap- peared. Me entered readily into all the little schemes for promoting mirth, and every day, with the assistance of his coadjutor, produced some new one which afford-* ed a good deal of sport and merriment. In short, never were such joyous scenes known at Thornastown before. When the time came which obliged Sheridan to return to his school, the company were so delighted with the dean, that they earnestly entreated him to remain there some time longer, and Mr. Mathew himself for once broke through his rule of. never soliciting the stay of any guest. Swift found himself so happy, that he readily yielded to their solicitations, and instead of a fortnight, passed four months there, much to his own satisfaction, and that of all those who visited the place during the time. How long Mr. Mathew continued to enjoy the plea- sure arising from this establishment, as much the off- spring of a genuine spirit of hospitality as of an ec H"' < /a^^m&fa. & x i ///// ^ ^ //. ^ // THOMAS HRITTON. 39 centric disposition, we are unable to state. Nor can we inform the reader whether he derived from the exe- cution of his plan all the gratification which he expect- ed. Certain it is, that his method of spending a fortune was much better calculated to afford happiness and ra- tional enjoyment than that pursued by many, who have thrown away theirs on the turf or at the gaming table; and that it was productive of infinitely greater advan- tage to the community in general, than if, like others, he had locked up the receipts of his estates in his coffers, for the sole purpose of feasting his eyes on his accumu- lated hoards. THOMAS BRITTON. jV CHARACTER so truly remarkable as that which occu- pies the following memoir is fully entitled to a place in this collection, and the more so, as the singularities for which Britton was distinguished were not, as in the ge- nerality of mankind, the consequences of follies, fail- ings or vices. Thomas Britton was born at or near Higham Ferrers, in Northamptonshire. From his native county he went to London, where he bound himself apprentice to a small coal- man. After he had served his full time of s vcn years, his master gave him a sum of money not to set up for himself. On this he went back to Northamp- tonshire, and after he had spent the money, returned to London, where, notwithstanding his master was still living, he set up the small coal-trade, in a building which had been a stable, but which he converted into a house, near Clerkenweli-green. What particular circumstance directed Britton's at- tention to subjects totally unconnected with his business we are not informed ; but it i< probable that the ac- 40 THOMAS BR1TTOW. quaintance which commenced, soon after he was settled in the above-mentioned situation, between him and his near neighbour Dr. Garanciers, led him to the study of chemistry. He not only became a proficient in that science, but even contrived a moveable laboratory which was universally admired by all of the profession that happened to see it : and a gentleman from Wales was so much taken with it, as to carry Britton with him. into that country to build such another. Besides his great skill in chemistry, Britton was not less celebrated for his knowledge of the theory of music, in the practical part of which he was also a considerable adept. What will appear still more extraordinary, is, that notwithstanding the meanness of his profession, a musical concert was held at Britton's house, which was attended by the most distinguished professors, as well as by many persons of the highest rank and fashion. Of the origin of Britton's concert we have an account written by a near neighbour of his, the facetious Edward Ward, author of the London Spy, and many doggerel poems, coarse it is true, but not devoid of humour or pleasantry, and who at that time kept a public-house at Clerkenwell. In one of his publications entitled, " Satirical reflections on Clubs," he has bestowed a whole chapter on the small coal-man's club. From the account there given we learn that "this club was first begun, or at least confirmed by Sir Roger L'Estrange, a very mu- sical gentleman, and who had a tolerable perfection on the bass viol." Ward farther says, that " the attach- ment of Sir Roger and other ingenious gentlemen, lovers of the muses, to Britton, arose from the profound re- gard that he had in general to all manner of literature ; that the prudence of his deportment to his betters pro- cured him great respect; and that men of the greatest wit, as well as some of the highest quality, honoured his musical society with their company. Britton was, in- deed, so much distinguished, that when passing along THOMAS BRITTON. 41 streets in his blue linen frock, and with his sack of small coal on his back, he was frequently accosted with such expressions as these: "There goes' the famous small coal-man, who is a lover of learning, a performer in music, and a companion for gentlemen." Ward adds, and speaks of it as of his own knowledge, and indeed the fact is indisputable, that Britton had made a very good collection of ancient and modern music by the best masters; that he had also collected a very handsome library, which he had publicly disposed of to very con- siderable advantage: and that he had still in his posses- sion many valuable curiosities. He farther observes that, at the first institution of this concert it was per- formed in Britton's own house, but that sometime after- wards he took a convenient room out of the next to it. What sort of a house Britton's was, and where it stood, shall now be related. It was situated on the south side of Aylesbury-street, whicji extends from Clerkenwell-green to St. John's- street, and was the corner-house of the passage leading by the Old Jerusalem Tavern under the gate-way of the Priory into St. John's-square. On the ground-floor was a repository for small coal ; over that was the concert- room, which was very long and narrow, and had a ceiling so low that a tall man could but just stand up- right in it. The stairs to this room were on the outside of the house, and could scarcely he ascended without crawling. The house itself was low and very old, and in every respect so mean as to be a fit habitation only for a very poor man. .Notwithstanding -ill these disad- vantages, this man, despicable as he might seem, at- tracted as polite an audience as ever the opera did, and ladies of the first rank in the kingdom, in the pleasure which they ft It at hearing Britton's concert, forgot the diflieulty with which they ascended the steps that led to it. The reader will probably feel some curiosity to knovr YOL. I. F 42 THOMAS liRITTON. who were the persons that performed in Britton's cop- cert. Perhaps when he is informed that Dr. Pepuseh^ and frequently the celebrated Handel played the harpsi- chord ; Mr. Bannister the first violin ; and that Dubourg, then a child, played his first solo at Britton's, standing on a joint stool, it will be unnecessary to repeat the names of the rest. It has been questioned by some whether Britton had any skill in music or not, but it is certain he could tune a harpsichord, and very frequently played the viol de gamba in his own concert. It has been said that Britton found instruments, and the subscription to his concert was ten shillings a year, with coffee at a penny a dish. If so, Briiton had de- parted from his original institution, for at first no coffee was drank there, nor would he receive any gratuity from one of his guests ; on the contrary, he was offended whenever it was offered to him, as was asserted by one of the performers at his concert. The following stanza of a song written by Ward, in praise of Britton seems to confirm it. Upon Thursdays repair To my palace, and there Hobble up stair by stair ; But I pray ye take care That you break not your shins by a stumble. And without e'er a souse, Paid to me or my spouse, Sit as still as a mouse, At the top of the house, And there you shall hear how we fumble. Britton's skill in old books and manuscripts is men- tioned by Hearne, who in the preface to his edition of Robert of Gloster, refers to a curious manuscript copy of that historian in Britton's possession. The account of the means used by him and other collectors of ancient books and manuscripts about this time, given by one of that class, includes some intimation of Britton's pur- suits and connexions. THOMAS BRITTON. 43 About the beginning of the eighteenth centtiry a pas- sion for collecting old books and manuscripts prevailed among the nobility. The chief of those who sought after them were the Earls of Oxford, Pembroke, Sun- derland, Winchelsea, and the Dukes of Devonshire. These noblemen in the winter season, on Saturdays, the parliament not sitting on that day, used to resort to the city, and dividing themselves, took different routes, some to Little Britain, some to Moorfields, and others to different parts of the town inhabited by booksellers. There they would inquire in the several shops as they passed along for old books and manuscripts; and some time before noon would assemble at the shop of Chris- topher Bateman, a bookseller at the corner of Ave Maria Lane, in Paternoster-row, where they were fre- quently met by other persons engaged, in the same pur- suits. A conversation on the subject of their inquiries ensued, and while they were thus engaged and as near as possible to the hour of twelve by St. Paul's clock, Britton, who by that time had finished his round, arrived clad in his blue frock, and pitching his sack of small coal on the bulk of Mr. Bateman's shop window, would go in and join them. After a conversation which gene- rally lasted about an hour, the above-mentioned noble- men adjourned to the Mourning Bush at Aldersgate, where they dined and spent the remainder of the day. The singularity of his character, the course of his studies, and the collections he made induced suspicions that Britton was not the man he appeared to be. Some thought his musical assembly only a cover for seditious meetings, others for magical purposes, and Britton him- self was taken for an atheist, a presbyterian and a Jesuit. These, however, were ill-grounded conjectures; for he was a plain simple honest man, perfectly inoffensive and highly esteemed by all who knew him, and notwith- standing the meanness of his occupation was always called Mr. Britten. 44 THOMAS BRITTON. The circumstances of this man's death are not lesa re- markable than those of his life. There resided in Bril- ton's time near Clerkenwell-close, a man named Robe, who frequently played at his concerts, .and who beiin; in the commission of the peace for Middlesex \vs usually denominated Justice Robe. At the same time one Honeyman a blacksmith by trade, who lived in Bear-street near Leicester-square, became very famous for a faculty which he possessed of speaking as if his voice proceeded from some different part of the house from where he stood. He was one of those who are known by the appellation of ventriloquists, and was himself called " the talking smith." The pranks played by this man would, if collected, almost fill a volume, but in this. place the following anecdote may suffice. During the time that Dr. Sacheverell was under censure, and had a great resort of friends to his house near the the church in Holborn, Honeyman had the assurance to get himself admitted under the pretext that he came from a couple who wished to be married by .the doctor. He did not remain long in the room, but made snch good use of his time that the doctor, though one of the stoutest and most athletic men of his time, was almost terrified into fits. This man Robe was foolish and wicked enough to introduce to Britton for the sole purpose of frightening him, and he was but too successful. Honeyman, without moving his lips or seeming to speak, announced, as from a distance, the death of poor Britton within a few hours, with an intimation that the only way to avert his doom was for him to fall on his knees imme- diately and say the Lord's prayer. The poor man did as he was bid, went home, took to his bed and died in a few days, leaving his friend Mr. Robe, to enjoy the consequences of his mirth. His death happened in September, 171fl and on the first of October he was buried in the church-yard of Clerkepwell, being attend- THOMAS BRITTON. 45 ed to the grave by a great concourse of people, especially by those who had been used to frequent his concerts. At the time of his death he was upwards of sixty year* of agv. " He was," says Hearne, the antiquary, "an extraor- dinary and valuable man, much admired by the gentry, even those of the best quality, and by all others of in- fo ior rank, that had any kind of regard for probity, sagacity, diligence and humility. I say humility, because, though he was so much famed for his knowledge, and O *j * might therefore have livtd very reputably without his trade, yet he continued it to his death, not thinking it to be at all beneath him." Britton was in his person a short thick-set man, with a very honest, ingenuous countenance. There are two pictures of him extant, both painted by his friend Mr. Woolaston. One of them is in the British Museum, and the occasion of painting it, as related by the artist him- self, was this: Britton had been out one morning, and having nearly emptied his sack in a shorter time than he expected, had a mind to see his friend Mr. Woolaston. But having always been accustomed to consider himself in two capacities, namely, as one who subsisted by a very mean occupation, and as a companion for persons in a station of life far above his own, he could not, consistently with this distinction, pay Woolaston a visit, dressed as he then was. He, therefore, in his way home, varied his usual round, and passing through Warwick- lane, determined to cry small coal so near the artist's door as to stand a chance of being invited in by him. Accordingly, he had no sooner turned into Warwick- court and cried small coal in his usual tone, than Mr. Woolaston, who had never heard him there before, thre\r up the sash and beckoned him in. Alter some conver- sation Woolaston intimated a desire to paint his picture; Britlon modestly complied; and then and at a few sub- fequent sittings the artist painted him in his blue iVot.k 46 THOMAS BRITTOX. and with his small coal measure in his hand. A print was taken from this picture, after which Mr. Hughes wrote the following lines that were inscribed underneath it : Tho' mean thy rank, yet in thy humble cell DU1 gentle peace and arts unpurchas'd dwell ; Well pleas' d Apollo thilher led his train, And music warbled in her sweetest strain. Cyllenius so, as fables tell, and Jove Came willing guests to poor Philemon's grove. Let useless potnp behold and blush to find So low a station, such a liberal mind. Britton was a married man, and was survived by his wife. He left little behind him, except his books, his collection of manuscripts and printed music and musical instruments, which were afterwards sold by auction. Nor did the celebrated Mathew Prior refuse to con- tribute to the memory of poor Britton in the following lines : Tho' doom'd to small coal yet to arts allied ; Rich without wealth, and famous without pride Music's best patron, judge of books and men ; Belov'd and honour'd by Apollo's train. In Greece or Rome sure never did appear So bright a genius, in so dark a sphere ! More of the man had probably been say'd Had Kneller painted, and had Vertue grav'd. THE REVEREND GEORGE HARVEST. THE character of this divine was of such a singular composition, that we shall scarcely fiad its equal. He was one of the most absent men of his time, a lover of good eating almost to gluttony, extremely negligent in his dress, and a believer in ghosts, goblins, and fairies, though he received a classical education in the university of Oxford. REV. GEORGE HARVEST. 47 Though he was bred for the church, his fondness for dramatic exhibitions led him early to try his abilities upon the boards of different provincial theatres ; but his yivacity always getting the better of his judgment, and some unlucky impromptu inadvertently popping out, he was constantly upon the minus side of his engagement. Being possessed of a considerable paternal estate, and having a .firm friend in Dr. Compton, Bishop of London, for whose daughter Mr. Harvest had a partiality and re- gard, he, at the age of twenty-four years, bade adieu to the Thespian mania, but not without leaving abundance of anecdotes in the memory of his friends, who have, however, generously sacrificed them to oblivion ; whilst the spirit of detraction has preserved his fame as an ec- centric divine of no common abilities, but of extraordi- nary and singular conduct. He had at this time an estate of 300/. per annum ; and had insinuated himself so far into the good graces of the bishop's daughter, that the wedding-day was fixed ; but unluckily, on that day he forgot himself, for being out fishing, he staid beyond the canonical hour - r and the lady, justly offended at his neglect, broke off the match. Soon after this he commenced housekeeper, and kept a variety of company. Among others who visited him, was Mr. Arthur Onslow, Speaker of the House of Com- mons, who lived at Ember-court, in the parish of Thames Ditton. This gentleman was very fond of Mr. Harvest's company, insomuch that he procured him the living of Thames Ditton, which he held during life. Lord Onslow, the speaker's son, was likewise so pleased with his company, that he took him to Ember-court, where he lived nfore than he did at his own house. He suffered much from the abuse and dishonesty of his ser- vants in his absence, who ran him so far in debt, that his circumstances became much embarrassed and con- fused. Lt is a fact, related by those who knew the 48 REV. GEORGE HARVEST. ~- circumstance, that bis maid frequently gave balls to nor friends, and other servants in the neighbourhood, ahd persuaded her masterthat the noise he heard was made in the street, or was the effect of wind. His memory, if judged of according to his actions, seems to have been a perfect sieve, for any thing would fall through it : and he has even been tried and found to have forgotten his own name. His ideas were so con- fused sometimes, that he has been known to write a letter to one person, direct it to another, and address it to a third, who could not devise from whom it came/ because he had forgotten to subscribe his name. If a heggar happened to take off his hat to him in the street, in Hiopes of receiving alms, Mr. Harvest made him a low bow, told him he was his most obedient humble servant, and walked on. His reveries and distractions were so frequent, that not a day passed but he committed some egregious mis- take. A friend and he walking together in the Temple- gardens, one evening, previous to the meeting of the club called the Beef-steak Club, in Ivy-lane, to which they were going, and to which Smollet, Johnson, and others belonged, Mr. Harvest picked up a small pebble of so odd a make, that he said he would present it to Lord Bute, who was an eminent virtuoso. After thej* had walked some time, his friend asked him what o'clock it was, to which, pulling out his watch, he answered, that they had seven minutes good. They took a turn or two more, when, to his friend's astonishment, he canted his watch away into the Thames, and with great sc- d.steness put up the pebble he had before found, in his fob. His notorious heedlessness was so apparent, that no one would lend him a horse, as he frequently lost hi* beast from under him, or, at least, from out of his hands ; it being his frequent practice to dismount and lead the horse, putting the bridle under his arm, which the REV. GEORGE HARVEST. 49 liorse sometimes shook off, or the intervention of a post occasioned to fall ; sometimes it was taken off by mis- chievous boys, when the parsoa was seen, drawing his bridle after him; and if any one asked him after the animal, he could not give the least account of it nor how he lost it. Being desired to officiate one Sunday morning at St. Mary's, in Oxford, a waggish acquaintance wrote the following burlesque upon the banns of matrimony, and which being duly put forward, was read by Mr. Harvest as follows : I publish the marriage banns between Jack Cheshire and the Widow Glo'ster, Both of a parish that is seen 'Twixt Oxford here and Paternoster ; Who, to keep out the wind and weather, Hereafter mean to pig together. So if you wish to put in caveat, Now is the time to let us have it. Mr. Harvest constantly thought of something else than what he ought immediately to have considered : not only the office of his sacred functions, but every other circumstance was forced to yield to his inadvertent way of acting. His distraction seemed to proceed from a certain vivacity and changeableness of temper, which, while it raised up an infinite numberof ideas in his mind, continually propelled, without allowing it to rest on any particular image. Nothing, therefore, could be more incongruous than the conceptions and thoughts of such a man ; for he was never influenced either by the com- pany he was in, or any of those objects which were placed before him ; and while you might fancy him at- tending to your discourse, he was often, in thought bobbing for eels, or studying the character of Chamont, the young soldier in Orway's Orphan; and it was far from being impossible, but he was building some castle in the air. Yet, amidst all these vagaries, Mr. Harvest VOL. j. o 50 REV. GEORGE HARVEST. was a man of good sense, and was every daj doing and saying some things, which though a mal-a-propos, and undesigned, denoted his mind to be cast in no common mould. His want of attention to the present, led him often into disagreeable as well as ridiculous mistakes. Once, when at a gentleman's house in the city, taking his leave with an intention to go away, in one of his absent fits, he mounted up three pair of stairs into the garret: the maids, who by chance were ironing there, wondered what it could be that kept such a stamping about the rooms ; when one of them taking a light to see, found the Rev. Mr. Harvet, who, in the utmost confusion, told her he fancied he had made some mistake, and begged to know if that was not the way to the street- door. Such was his absence and distraction, that he frequently used to forget the prayer-days, and walk into his church with his gun upon his arm, to see what could have assembled the people there. Wherever he slept, lie used commonly to pervert the use of every utensil : he would wash his mouth and hands in the chamber- pot, wipe himself with the sheets, and not tin frequently go into bed between the sheets with his boots on. In company he never put the bottle round, but always filled when it stood opposite to him, so that he very often took half a dozen glasses running that he alone was intoxi- cated, and the rest of the company sober, is not there- fore to be wondered at. It is observed of the passion of love, that it acts like an inundation, turning every thing that stands in hs way topsy-turvy, misleading the judgment, blinding the understanding, punishing the wise man, and tickling the fool; but this powerful incentive to action had no effect upon Mr. Harvest. After his first affair with the bishop's daughter, it might be supposed that he would have taken better care the second time. Mr. Harvest, however, was the same absent man still, and he made himself as ridi- REV. GEORGE HARVEST. it I culous this lime as the first, and lost an amiable female with a handsome fortune. When the appointed day arrived on which he was to become a husband, and the coach called at his door to carry him to breakfast with his intended bride and her father, the gentleman was not to be found. He had set off the same morning about seven o'clock, and nobody could tell what was become of him. It was nearly dusk before he recollect- ed any thing of the affair, when he took to his heels, from the company he was in, and ran like a madman all the way back : and in such a dirty plight did he arrive, that he could scarcely be recognised. The truth was, that, being invited by the fineness of the weather, he had strayed as far as Richmond, where he had been engaged to dine with company; but suddenly recollect- ing the important business fixed for that day, he made all the haste possible to the place of assignation, to apologize for his egregious piece of neglect; but this lady, like the first, thought herself so ill used, that she would never see him afterwards; yet Mr. Harvest used often to mention that day as the pleasantest of his whole life. The figure of this divine was one of the most uncouth imaginable; he seldom had a clean shirt; and when he happened to have one, he either wanted shaving, or had dirty boots, or perhaps two odd stockings; and if any one remarked to him the great impropriety of his slo- venliness, he would reply, that, " Indeed he was not very exact." An equestrian expedition to see the above- mentioned lady, during the period of their courtship, ought not to pass unnoticed. Thinking it necessary to go on horseback, as it was winter, and the roads were very dirty, he conceived he might save the time of shifting himself by doing it upon the road upon his Ro- sinante. Providing himself, therefore, with a clean cravat and shirt in his pocket, he proceeded until he came to the lane, at the bottom of which the lady lived, 52 REV. GEORGE HARVEST. when, stripping himself, and laying the things before him on the saddle, just as he was attempting to put his shirt on, his horse took fright, and ran with him quite to the door of the lady's house. Here, to the no small astonishment of the family, the Rev. Mr. Harvest made his appearance, without shirt or hat, for all his accou- trements were, like John Gilpin's hat and wig, on the road, where they lay till the doctor and a servant went and collected them together. He generally travelled on foot, regardless of all weathers. His shoes and stockings were generally in a beastly condition, for he never cleaned them, nor would suffer them to be cleaned. The Surrey and Kent roads, forty years ago, were not so good as they aie now; some of them were excessively deep then, and if they had been a fathom or more, it would have been just the same to Parson Harvest, for he never picked his steps, but waded through the middle, so that he had nearly been run over once or twice. To have robbed him of money to any amount would have been totally impos- sible, for he very seldom carried any about him, save a few halfpence, to buy shrimps or gingerbread ; a penny- worth of which he would put into his waistcoat pocket, and forget they were there, among tobacco and gun- powder, worms, gentles for fishing, and other articles. This rubbish he often carried about him till itstnelled so as to render his presence almost insufferable. The late dowager Countess of Pembroke once turned out such an heterogeneous mas?, as filled a dust shovel. The inti- macy of Mr. Harvest with the Onslovv family, who lived at Ember-court, in the parish of Thames Ditton, has already been mentioned. This family was so fond of Mr. Harvest's company, that he had a bed there, and resided with them as long as he chose. Here, unre- strained by the rank of his hosts, and regardless of that decorous respect universally paid to the sex, Mr. Har- vest was daily guilty of gross improprieties. The family REV. GEORGE HARVEST. 53 had a private mode of warning him when he was falling into any of these inadvertencies: this was by crying Col! Col. which meant fellow of a college; these in- accuracies in his behaviour having been, by Lady Ons- low, called behaving like a mere scholar, or fellow of a college. Mr. Harvest making one in a company with Mr.Ons- low, in a punt on the Thames, began to read a favourite passage in a Greek author, with such strange theatrical gestures, that his wig soon fell into the water, when, such was his impatience to regain it, that he jumped into the water to fetch it out, and was with difficulty fished out himself. On returning into the boat, he only ob- served that his Greek had never had such a wetting before. His advance in years did not cure him in the least of his thoughtless inadvertency. When Lord Sandwich was canvassing for the vice-chancellorship of Cambridge, Mr. Harvest, who had been his schoolfellow at Eton, went down to give him his vote. One day at dinner there in a large company, his lordship jesting with Harvest on their boyish tricks, the parson suddenly ex- claimed, "Apropos; whence do you, my lord, derive your nick-name of Jemmy Twitcher?" " Why/' an- swered his lordship, "from some foolish fellow." "No," replied Harvest, " it is not from some, but every body calls you so." On which his lordship, to end the dis- agreeable altercation, being near the pudding, put u large slice on the doctor's plate, who immediately seiz- ing it, stopped his mouth for that time. On another occasion, having accompanied the same nobleman to Calais, they walked on the ramparts. Musing on some geometrical problem, he lost his com- pany in the midst of the town. He could not speak u word of French; but, recollecting that Lord Sandwich was at the Silver Lion, he put a shilling in his mouth, and set himself in the attitude of a lion rampant. After 0-1 REV. GEORGE HARVEST. exciting much admiration, he was led back to the inn by a soldier, under the idea that he was a maniac escaped from his keepers. The doctor was a great lover of pudding as well as argument. Once at a visitation, the archdeacon was talking very pathetically on the transitory things of this life, among which he enumerated many particulars, such as health, beauty, riches, and power : the doctor, who listened with great attention, turning about to help himself to a slice of pudding, found it was all gone, on which, turning to the reverend moralist, he begged that Mr. Arqhdeacon, in his future catalogue of transitory things, would not forget to insert spudding. His fondness for theatrical performances very much abated in his latter years. Lady Onslow one day invited him to see Garrick play some favourite character; they took their seats in the front row of the front boxes. Mr. Harvest, knowing that he was to sleep in town, literally brought his night-cap in his pocket: it was of striped woollen, and had not been washed full half a year. In pulling out his handkerchief, his cap fell out with it, and dropped into the pit. The person on whom, it fell tossed it from him; the next did the same; and the cap was for some minutes tossed to and fro all over the pit. Harvest, who was afraid of losing his cap, got up, and, after hemming three times to clear his pipe, began to make an oration, signifying to those who were thus amusing themselves with his cap, to restore it when they had had fun enough with it; for, he observed it was a very serious thing to die without a night-cap : adding, "And please to restore it to me, who am the owner of it;" at the same time placing his left hand on his breast, declaring, "I shall be restless to-night if I have not my cap." The people were struck with his manner, the cap was handed to him at the end of a stick, and the doctor was relieved from his apprehension of a restless niht. REV. GEORGE HARVEST. 55 Of his impropriety of behaviour in the company of ladies, the following is one of the least censurahle examples. Sitting one day among a company, mostly of the fair sex, at Lady Onslow's, a large fly, which had huzzed about him a long time, at last settled upon the bonnet of one of the ladies, which the doctor ob- serving, got up, and with a grave look and accent, ad- dressed these words aloud to the fly, " May you be married!" and watching his opportunity to kill it, he lifted his hand, and gave the lady such a blow upon the head as quite deranged her attire, and confused the company so much, that had not Lady Onslow entered the room at that moment, and made an apology for the rudeness of the doctor's conduct, the whole company would have retired in affront. But on Mr. Harvest begging pardon of the offended lady, and confessing he did not know what he was doing, the affair termi- nated in a hearty laugh. His ideas were sometimes so confused, that he per- formed actions equal to those done in a state of somna- bulism. Once perceiving a friend and his wife in an upper room at the house at Ember-court, he, in joke only, locked them in, and put the key in his pocket; when soon afterwards- being called down upon business, he forgot what he had done, went out with the key in his pocket, and it was near dark before the two prisoners could be set at liberty. On another occasion, in one of his absent fits, he mistook his friend's house, and went into another, the door of which happened to stand open ; and no servant being in the wny, he rambled all over the house, till coming into a middle room, where an old lady was ill in bed of a quinsey, he stumbled over the night-stool, threw down a clothes-horse, and might not have ended there, had not the affrighted patient made a noise at his intrusion which brought up the ser- vants, who, finding Dr. Harvest in the room instead of the apothecary, who was momentarily expected, not only 56 REV. GEORGE HARVEST. quieted the old lady's fears, but she was taken with such an immoderate fit of laughter at his confusion, that it broke the quinsey in her throat, and she lived many years afterwards to thank Dr. Harvest for his lucky mistake. Having to preach before the clergy at the visitation, he provided himself with three sermons for the purpose, which he had in his pocket. Some wags got possession of them, mixed the leaves, and sewed them all up as one. The doctor began his sermon, and soon lost the thread of the discourse : he grew confused, but still persisted, and actually preached out first, the clergy who had met on the occasion ; next, the churchward- ens; and lastly, the congregation: nor would he yet have ended, had not the sexton and beadle admonished him that all the pews were empty. Mr. Harvest's forgetfulness continued with him through life ; yet he was an amusing companion, and if we may judge of him from the sermons which he printed, he was no inelegant scholar; but in his person he was the most beastly sloven alive. He died at Ember- court, in August, 1789, aged 61. JOHN ELWES, ESQ. OF all the passions that reign in the human breast, avarice, under certain circumstances, is one of the most unaccountable. That the man who has once felt the miseries of poverty, should, on the acquisition of wealth, exhibit a disposition somewhat more than frugal, cannot appear surprising. It is but just to ascribe it to solici- tude to prevent a recurrence of the evils to which he was once exposed. But how shall we explain the existence of that inordinate propensity to accumulate, which some- times marks the character of persons, bom in the lap of 3 . . JOHN ELWES, ESQ. 57 riches, and succeeding, without any exertion of their own, to the possession of almost boundless wealth. Such was the case of John Elwes a name which has become proverbial in the annals of avarice the circum- stances of whose remarkable life incontestibly prove that not vast heaps of hoarded gold, or wide-extended possessions, can give happiness and content to such as want spirit to make use of them. Who would exchange the feelings with the scanty fortune of the man of Ross, celebrated by Pope, for the feelings of Elwes, even though coupled with his immense property ! The history of Mr. Elwes likewise furnishes an ex- ample, as memorable as any recorded in history, of the inconsistency of man. It shows that the most sordid parsimony may be combined with the most extravagant negligence and profusion, and that principles of the purest honour may be associated with a meanness that is degrading to the human character. But we shall cease to anticipate the reflections that will not fail to occur to every intelligent reader while perusing the following pages, and introduce in them this extraordinary com- pound of frailty and excellence. The father of Mr. Elwes, whose family name was Meggot, was an eminent brewer in Southwark. He died when his son was only four years old, so that little of the penurious character by which he was afterwards distinguished, can be attributed to his father. The pre- cepts and example of his surviving parent doubtless ex- ercised more influence ; for though she was left nearly one hundred thousand pounds by her husband, it is said that she starved herself to death. Another cause, which will presently be noticed, doubtless contributed to instil into the mind of Mr. Elwes that saving principle by which he was so eminently distinguished. At an early period of life he was sent to Westminster- school, where he remained ten or twelve years, and became a good classical scholar; yet it is not a little VOL. r. H 58 JOHN ELWES, ESQ. extraordinary, that at no future period of his life was he ever seen with a book, nor did he leave behind him, at all his different houses, two pounds' worth of literary furniture. Of accounts he had no knowledge whatever, and this may perhaps have been, in part, the cause of Ills total ignorance of his awn concerns. From West- minster-school he removed to Geneva, to complete his education. Here he entered upon pursuits more agree- able to him than study. The riding-master of the academy there had then to boast, perhaps, of three of the boldest riders in Europe, Mr. Worsley, Mr. Elwes, and Sir Sydney Meadows. Of the three, Elwes was reckoned the most courageous ; the yonng horses were always put into his hands, and he was the rough-rider of the other two. After an absence of two or three years he returned to England. At this time his uncle, Sir Harvey Elwes, resided at Stoke, in Suffolk, the most perfect picture of penury that perhaps ever existed. To this gentleman he was introduced, and as he was to be his heir, it was of course policy to endeavour to please him. A little disguise was now sometimes necessary even in Mr. Elwes, who, as he mingled with the gay world, dressed like other people. This, however, would not have gained him the favour of Sir Harvey : his hopeful nephew used, there- fore, when he visited him, to stop at a little inn at Chelmsford, where he dressed in a manner more likely to ensure his uncle's approbation. He made his ap- pearance at Stoke in a pair of small iron buckles, darned worsted stockings, an old worn-out coat, and tatter- ed waistcoat, and was contemplated with a miserable satisfaction by Sir Harvey, who was delighted to see his heir bidding fair to rival him in the accumulation of useless wealth. There they would sit, with a single stick on the fire, and indulge occasionally with one glass of wine between them, while they inveighed against the extravagaace of the times; and when night approached JOHN ELWES, ESQ. 59 they retired to bed, because they thus saved the expense of caudle-light. The nephew, however, had then, what he never lost, a very keen appetit,and this, in the opinion of his uncle, would have been an unpardonable offence. He therefore first partook of a dinner with some country neighbour, and then returned to his uncle with a little diminutive appetite, which quite charmed the old gen- tleman. And here we shall take the liberty of digressing a little, for the purpose of introducing to the reader a lew farther particulars of Sir Harvey Elwes, whose portrait alone is worthy of being a companion to that of his pe- nurious nephew. Sir Harvey, on succeeding to the family estate, found himself in the nominal possession of some thousands a year, but actually reduced to an income of not more than one hundred. On his arrival at the mansion of Stoke, he declared that he never would leave it, till he had entirely cleared the paternal estate. This he lived to fulfil, and to realize above one hundred thousand pounds in addition. But he was formed of the very materials for making an accomplished miser. In his youth he had been given over for a consumption ; so that he had no constitution and no passions. He was timid, shy, and diilident, in the extreme, of a thin, spare habit of body, and with- out a friend in the world. Having no acquaintance, no books, no inclination for reading or study, his whole delight consisted iu hoarding up and counting his money. Next to this the highest gratification he could enjoy was partridge setting. Such was his dexterity, and so plentiful was game at that time, that he has been known to take five hundred brace of birds in one season. But ho lived upon par- tridges, with his whole household, compreht nding one- man and two maids. \Vhat they could not eat, he turned out again, as he never gave any thing away. CO JOHN ELWES, ESQ. During the partridge season, Sir Harvey and his man never missed a single day, when the weather was toler- able ; and his breed of dogs being remarkably good, he seldom failed to take great quantities of game. He al- ways wore a black velvet cap much over his face, a threadbare, full-dress suit of clothes, and an old great- coat, with worsted stockings drawn up over his knees. He rode a lean thorough-bred horse, and the horse and his rider looked as if a gust of wind would have blown them away together. When the weather prevented him from going abroad, he would walk backward and forward in his old hall to save the expense of fire. If a farmer of the neighbourhood came in, he would strike a light in a tinder-box which he kept by him, and putting one single stick upon the grate, would not add another till the first was nearly burned out. As he had but little connexion with the metropolis, Sir Harvey was never without three or four thousand pounds in his bouse. A set of fellows, afterwards known by the appellation of the Thaxted gang, and who were all hanged, formed a plan to rob him. It was the cus- tom of Sir Harvey to go up at eight o'clock into his bed- chamber, where, after taking a bason of water-gruel by the light of a small fire, he went to bed to save the un- necessary extravagance of a candle. The gang know- ing the hour when his servant went to the stable, left their horses in a small grove on the Essex side of the river, and concealed themselves in the church porch till they saw the man pass by. They then rushed from their hiding-place, and after some struggle, bound and gagged him ; on which they ran toward the house, tied the two maids together, and going up to Sir Harvey, presented their pistols and demanded his money. Never did Sir Harvey behave so well as on this occa- sion. He refused to give the robbers any answer, till they had assured him that his servant, who was a great favourite, was safe. He then delivered them the key of JOHN EIAVES, ESQ. 61 a drawer in which were fifty guineas. Knowing but too well that he had much more in the house, they again threatened his life, unless he discovered where it was deposited. He, at length, showed them the place, and they turned out a large drawer containing seven hundred and twenty guineas. This sum they packed up in two large baskets and carried off. On quitting Sir Harvey they told him they should leave one of their number behind to dispatch him if he stirred or made the least alarm. With great calmness and simplicit}', he took out his watch, for which they had not asked him, and said: "Gentlemen, I do not want to take any of you ; therefore, upon my honour, I will give you twenty minutes for your escape ; after that time nothing shall prevent me from seeing how my servant does." He was as good as his word ; for, at the expiration of the time, he went and released the man : but though some search was made by the village, the robbers were not discovered. Being apprehended some years afterwards for other offences, and found to be the men who robbed Sir Harvey, he refused to appear against them. To his attorney, who pressed him to go to Cheitnsford to iden- tify their persons, lie replied : " No, no; 1 have lost my money, and now you want me to lose my time also." Notwithstanding Sir Harvey's dislike of society, he was a member of a club which occasionally met at his own village of Stoke, and to which belonged two baro- nets besides himself, Sir Cordwtll Firebras, and Sir John Barnardiston. In spite of their riches, the reck- oning was always a subject of investigation. One day when they were engaged in Fettling ilns difficult point, a wag, who \v;is a member, called out to a friend that was passing : " For heaven's sake, step up stairs and assist the poor ! Here are three baronets, worth a million, of money, quarrelling about a farihin^." In the chastity and abstinence of liis life, Sir Harvey Elwes was a rival to the celebrated JS'ewton ; for he 62 JOHN ELWES, ESQ. would have held it unpardonable to have given even his affections ; and as he saw no lady whatever, he was under no temptation to barter them matrimonially for money. His ordinary annual expenditure was about one hun- dred and ten pounds. His clothes cost him nothing; for he took them out of an old chest, where they had lain ever since the gay days of his grandfather Sir Jer- vaise. His household he kept principally on game, and the fish of his own ponds : while the cows which grazed before his door, supplied them with milk, butter and cheese, and his woods furnished all the fuel that he burned. Sir Harvey was a remarkable instance of what tem- perance can effect. Though given over for a consump- tion at an early period of his life, he attained to the age of between eighty and ninety years. At his death, the only tear that was dropped upon his grave fell from the eye of his servant, who had long and faithfully attend- ed him. To that servant, and to his heirs, he bequeath- ed a farm of fifty pounds per annum. Previous to his interment, he lay in state, such as it was, at his seat at Stoke, on which occasion some of his tenants, with more humour than decency, observed, that " it was welj Sir Harvey could not see it." The contemplation of such a character as that of Sir Harvey Elwes, affords a very mortifying picture of human infirmity. The contrast of so much wealth, and so much abuse of it, is disgusting, but yet it has its uses. Let those who fancy that riches are capable of confer- ring happiness here view all their inability and failure, and acknowledge that the mind alone makes or mars our felicity. In an age when the comforts, if not the lux- uries of life, are almost regarded as inseparable from happiness, and as the foundation of our pleasures, it cannot fail to excite the greatest astonishment, that Sir Harvey Elwes, possessed of two hundred and fifty thousand pounds, should live above sixty years in soli- JOIIX ELWES, ESa. 63 tude to avoid the expense of company ; should almost deny himself fire and candle ; should wear the cast-off clothes of his predecessor, and live in a house where the wind was entering at every broken casement, and the rain descending through the roof voluntarily imposing upon himself a condition little better than the pauper of an alms-house ! Sir Harvey left his name and his whole property, amounting to at least two hundred and fifty thousand pounds, to his nephew, who at the time possessed a for- tune very little inferior. For fifteen years previous to this event, Mr. Elwes was known in all the fashionable circles of the metropolis. His numerous acquaintance and large fortune conspired to introduce him into every society; he was admitted a member of a club at Ar- thur's, and various other clubs of that period. His pas- sion for play was only exceeded by his avarice, and it was not till late in life that he was cured of the inclina- tion. Few men, according to his own acknowledgment, had played deeper and with more various success. He once played two days and a night without intermission, and the room being small, the party, one of whom was the Duke of Northumberland, were nearly up to the knees in cards. At this sitting Mr. Elwes lost some thousand-!. No one will be disposed to deny that avarice is a base passion. It will therefore be the more difficult to con- ceive how a rnind organized like that of Mr. Elwes, could be swayed by principles of such peculiar honour and delicacy as often influenced his conduct: the theory which he professed, that it was impossible to ask a gen- tleman for money, he adhered to in practice, and this feeling he never violated to the last. Had he received all lie won, he would have been richer by many thou- sands, for many sums owing him by persons of very high rank were never liquidated. Nor was this the only pleasing trait in the character of Mr. Elwes; his man- G4 JOHN El/WES, ESd. ners were so gentlemanly, so mild, and so engaging, that rudeness could not ruffle them, nor strong ingratitude oblige him to cease the observance of his usual at- tention. After sitting up a whole night at play for thousands, with the most fashionable and profligate men of the time, surrounded with splendour and profusion, he would walk out about four in the morning, not towards home, but to Srnithfield, to meet his own cattle which were coming to market from Theydon Hall, a mansion he possessed in Essex. There, forgetting the scenes he had just left, he would stand in the cold or rain squabbling with a carcase butcher for a shilling. Sometimes, if the beasts had not yet arrived, he would walk on in the mire to meet them ; and more than once he has gone on foot the whole way to his farm, which was seventeen miles from London, without stopping, after sitting up the whole night. The principal residence of Mr. Elwes, at this period of his life, was at his seat at Marcham in Berkshire. Here he had two sons born by Elizabeth Moren, his housekeeper; and these natural children, at his death, inherited by will the greatest part of his immense pro- perty. He, however, paid frequent visits to his uncle Sir Harvey, and used to attend him in his favourite amusement of partridge-setting. He always travelled on horseback, and to see him preparing for a journey was a matter truly curious. His first care was to put two or three eggs, boiled hard, into his great-coat pocket, together with a few scraps of bread ; then mounting one of his hunters, his next care was to get out of London into that road where there were the fewest turnpikes. Stopping on these occasions, under any hedge where grass presented itself for his horse, and a little water for himself, he would sit down and refresh himself and his beast together. On the death of his uncle, Mr. Elwes went to reside JOHN ELWES, ESQ. (J<3 at Stoke, in Suffolk. Bad as was the mansion-house he found there, he left one still worse behind him at Mar- chain, of which his nephew, the late Colonel Tim ins, used to relate the following anecdote: A few days after he went thither, a great quantity of rain falling in the night, he had not been long in bed before he found him- self wet through, and perceived that the rain was drop- ping from the ceiling on the bed. He rose and moved the bed ; but he had not lain long before he found that he was just as much exposed as before. At length, after making the tour of the room with his bed, he re- tired into a corner vvheie the ceiling was better secured, and there he slept till morning. At breakfast he told Elwes what had happened. " Aye, aye," said the old man, seriously, " I don't mind it myself; but to those that do, that's a nice corner in the rain." On his removal into Suffolk Mr. Elwes first began lo keep fox hounds, and his stable of hunters was, at that time, considered the best in the kingdom. This was the only instance of his ever sacrificing money to pleasure; but even here every thing was managed in the most frugal manner. His huntsman led by no means an idle life: he rose at four every morning, and after milking the cows, prepared breakfast for his master and any friends he might happen to have with him ; then slip- ping on a green coat, he hurried into the stable, saddled the horses, got the hounds out of the kennel, and away they went into the field. After the fatigues of hunting, he refreshed himself by rubbing down two or three horses as quickly as possible; then running into the house he would lay the cloth and wait at dinner. This business being dispatched, he again hurried into the stable to feed the horses, and the evening was diversified with an interlude of the cows again to milk, the dogs to feed, and eight horses to litter down for the night. It may, perhaps, appear extraordinary, that this man should live in his place some years, though his master often VOL. i. i 66 JOHX ELWES, ESQ. used to call him an idle dog, and say, the rascal wanted to be paid for doing nothing. Thus the whole fox- hunting establishment of Mr. Elvves, huntsman, dogs, and horses, did not cost him. three hundred pounds a year. In the summer, the dogs always passed their lives with the different tenants, where they had more meat and less work, and were collected together a few days before the season began. While he kept hounds, which was for a period of nearly fourteen years, Mr. Elwes resided almost entirely at Stoke in Suffolk. He sometimes made excursions to Newmarket, but never engaged on the turf. A kindness which he performed on one of these occasions ought not to pass unnoticed. Lord Abingdon, who was slightly known to him, in Berkshire, had made a match for 7COO/. which it was supposed he would be obliged to forfeit, from inability to produce the sum, though the odds were greatly in his favour. Unasked and unsoli- cited, Mr. Elwes made him an offer of the money, which he accepted, and won his engagement. On the day when this match was to take place, a cler- gyman agreed to accompany Mr. Elwes, to see the issue of it. They went on horseback ; and as they were to set off at seven in the morning, the gentleman took no re- freshment, imagining that they were to breakfast at New- market. About eleven they reached that place, where Mr. Elwes was occupied in inquiries and conversation till twelve, when the match was decided in favour of Lord Abingdon. His companion now expected they should move off to the town, to take some breakfast, but Elwes still continued to ride about. The hour of four at length arrived, at which time the gentleman became so impatient, that he mentioned something of the keen air of Newmarket Heath, and the comforts of a good dinner. " Very true," said old Elwes, " very true. So here do as I do," at the same time offering him from his great coat pocket a piece of an old crushed pancake, which he JOHN 5LLWES, ESQ. 07 Said be had brought from his house at Murcham two months before, but that il was as good as new. It was nine in the evening before they reached home, when the gentleman was so fatigued, that he could think of no re- i'rcshinent but rest ; and Elwes, who in the morning had risked seven thousand pounds, went to bed happy ifi the reflection that he had saved three shillings. He had brought with him his two sons out of Berkshire, to his seat at Stoke, and if he ever manifested a fondness for any thing, it was for those boys. But he would lavish no money on their education, often declaring, tint " putting things into people's heads was taking money out of their pockets." That he was not, however, over- burthened with natural affection, the following anecdote appears to prove. One day he had sent his eldest boy up a ladder, to get some grapes for the table, when, the ladder slipping, he fell down and hurt his side against the end of it. The boy took the precaution to go up to the village to the barber and get blooded. On his re- turn, being asked where he had been, and what was the matter with his arm, he informed his father that he had got bled. "Bled! bled!" cried the old gentleman; " but what did you give?" "A shilling," answered the boy. "Pshaw!" returned the father, "you are a block- head ; never part with your blood !" An inn upon the road, and an apothecary's bill, were equal objects of Mr. Elwes's aversion. The words "give" and "pay" were not found in his vocabulary; and therefore, when he once received a very dangerous kick from one of his horses, who fell in going over a leap, nothing could persuade him to have any assistance. He rode the chase through, with his leg cut to the bone ; and it was only some days afterwards, when it was feared an amputation would be necessary, that he con- sented to go up to London, and, hard day ! part with some money fur ad v ire. I ; rom the parsimonious manner in which he livrd, nn