THE 
 
 REV. J. G. WOOD 
 
 HIS LIFE AND WORK
 
 THE 
 
 REV. J. G. WOOD 
 
 HIS LIFE AND WORK 
 
 REV. THEODORE WOOD F.E.S. 
 
 Author of "Our -Insect Allies," "Our Insect Enemies," "Our Bird Allies,' 
 
 " The Field Naturalist's Handbook," 
 
 &c. <c. <tc. 
 
 a "gforhratf 
 
 CASSELL & COMPANY LIMITED 
 
 LONDON, PARIS, NEW YORK % MELBOURNE 
 
 1890 
 
 [ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.]
 
 PREFACE. 
 
 As it may fairly be claimed for my father that he was 
 the first to popularise natural history, and to render 
 it interesting, and even intelligible, to non-scientific 
 minds, it has been thought advisable that some 
 account of his life and labours should be prepared 
 and published while his memory is yet fresh in the 
 minds of those who have read his books or listened 
 to his lectures. In the following pages, therefore, I 
 have endeavoured to describe his three-fold work as 
 clergyman, author, and lecturer, and at the same time 
 to give a short account of his public and private life 
 from his early boyhood to the closing days of his 
 life. 
 
 Unfortunately for the labours of a biographer, the 
 diaries which he left behind him and which are by 
 no means continuous are extremely scanty, and often 
 for many weeks together there is nothing but the 
 barest entry of work done and letters written, with- 
 out amplification or details of any kind. By the aid
 
 viii PREFACE. 
 
 of family information, however, I have, I think, been 
 enabled to fill in the gaps ; and I have only to ask 
 that indulgence which all may crave who attempt 
 the most difficult task of giving to the world the 
 
 account of a father's life. 
 
 T. W. 
 
 BALDOCK, HERTS. 
 
 January, 1890.
 
 CONTENTS. 
 
 CHAPTER I. 
 BIKTH AND EARLY LIFE. 
 
 PAGE 
 
 Birth Parentage Youthful Delicacy of Constitution Juvenile Precocity 
 Spelling and Art Lack of Mathematical Talent First Attendance 
 at Church Removal of the Family to Oxford Outdoor Life and its 
 Results Aquatic Gambols How to catch Crayfish Boyish Escapades 
 A Juvenile Naturalist and his Ways Pets First Visit to the Ash- 
 molean Museum School Life A Stern Discipline Natural History 
 again Snake-racing Outdoor Sports An Accident in the Cricket 
 Field Painful Experiences Subsequent Accidents Matriculation at 
 Merton College, Oxford College Pets Caterpillar Breeding on a Large 
 Scale Snakes again Recreations An Unexplained Mystery Whose 
 was the Poker? A Night Assault Repulse of the Assailants B.A. 
 Degree Love for Classics " Horace " Reviewed Classical Properties 
 versus Scientific Nomenclature Tutorship at Little Hinton Return to 
 Oxford Anatomical Studies Work with the Microscope Ordination 1 
 
 CHAPTER II. 
 CLERICAL LIFE AND WORK. 
 
 Parish Work The Boatman's Floating Chapel Ordination as Priest- 
 Resignation of Curacy Chaplaincy to St. Bartholomew's Hospital 
 Marriage Removal- to Belvedere and Resignation of Chaplaincy 
 Honorary Curacy at Erith Old-fashioned Services An Explosion and . 
 its Results Organising a Choir " Aggrieved Parishioners " A Burn- 
 ing in Effigy Presentment to the Archbishop Cessation of Opposition 
 Sole Charge Death of the Vicar of Erith Subsequent Clerical Work 
 Style of Preaching Sermon Notes Maps and Blackboards in the 
 Pulpit "Flower Sermons" Complaints of Nervousness Stammering 
 Cured Last Sermon The Funeral Reform Association Hatred of 
 " Mourning " Work for the Cause . . . . . . .24
 
 x CONTENTS. 
 
 CHAPTER III. 
 
 THE CANTERBURY FESTIVALS. 
 
 PAGE 
 
 The Erith Church Choir Dedication Festival at Northfleet Dedication 
 Festival at Erith Choosing a Precentor for the Diocesan Choral 
 Union What the Precentorship Involved Compilation of the Festival 
 Book Practising the Parish Choirs Raising the Standard of the 
 Services Some Cathedral Spectacles Enlarging the Choir Fighting 
 a Dean and Chapter The Festival of 1869 Efforts to obtain a Pro- 
 cessional Hymn Attitude of the Dean His Final Consent An Un- 
 looked-for Proceeding The Dean Obedient Effect of the Hymn 
 Arrangements for the Procession How the Hymn was " conducted " 
 The Rehearsal in the Chapter House An Impressive Incident 
 Brass Instruments Increase in the Choir Resignation of the 
 Precentorship Summary of Work accomplished . . . .41 
 
 CHAPTER IV. 
 LITERARY WORK. 
 
 First Ideas of Authorship Popular Ignorance of Natural History" 
 Scientists and Nomenclature The Smaller " Natural History "Its 
 Leading Principle Translation of "A Tour Round my Garden" 
 First Volume of " Anecdotes of Animal Life "Its Scope and Cha- 
 racter Appearance of the Second Volume " Every Boy's Book" 
 The Great Bird Question " My Feathered Friends " " Common 
 Objects of the Sea-shore " An Amusing Adventure " Common Ob- 
 jects of the Country " Astonishing Success A Singular Request 
 " The Playground " Preparations for the Larger Natural History 
 The Labour Involved Character of the Work Destruction necessary 
 for Preservation True Object of the Study of Zoology Natural 
 History and Religion . ... ... . .55 
 
 CHAPTER V. 
 
 LITERARY WORK (continued). 
 
 Appearance of the Larger " Natural History " " Common Objects of the 
 Microscope "The " Old and New Testament Histories " " Glimpses 
 into Petland " Incredulous Critics " Homes Without Hands " 
 Review in The TimetA. Curious Characteristic Editorship of The 
 Jioy't Own Magazine " The Zoological Gardens " Failure of the 
 Publisher An Amusing Correspondence " Common Shells of the 
 Sea-shore " " The Fresh and Salt Water Aquarium " " Our Garden 
 Friends and Foes " Commencement of " The Natural History of 
 Man " Preliminary Investigations Collection of Savage Weapons and 
 Implements " Bible Animals" How the Double Work was performed 
 Theraison d'etre of "Bible Animals" Its Completion and Appearance 
 in Volume Form "Common British Moths," and "Common British 
 Beetles " " Insects at Home "The " Modern Playmate " " Insects 
 Abroad " Difficulty of obtaining Information 69
 
 CONTENTS. xi 
 
 CHAPTER VI. 
 
 LITERARY WORK (continued). 
 
 P.H>B 
 
 " Trespassers " The Master-key to Zoology " Out of Doors " A Serious 
 Accident and its Results Effect upon Literary Work "Man and Beast, 
 Here and Hereafter" Scriptural Teaching upon Animal Immortality 
 Spiritual Attributes in the Animal World The Balance of Evidence 
 Two Amusing Letters " The Beasts that Perish " The Leading 
 Idea of " Man and Beast "A Contemplated New Edition The Testi- 
 mony of Hebrew " Nature's Teachings " and its Principle References 
 thereto in the Sketch-Lectures Religion and Natural History . . 86 
 
 CHAPTER VII. 
 LITERARY WORK (continued). 
 
 The Russo-Turkish War and its Effects on the Book Trade Losses sustained 
 by Publishers and Authors Brighter Days "The Lane and Field" 
 Removal to Upper Norwood Visits to the Crystal Palace New 
 Edition of Waterton's famous " Wanderings "Necessity for an 
 Explanatory Index Previous Acquaintance with Waterton Incom- 
 prehensible Indian Titles Preparation of the "Index" The New 
 Edition in the Press Working against Time Natural History Read- 
 ing-books "The Field Naturalist's Handbook "" Anecdotal Natural 
 History " " Petland Revisited " " Horse and Man "A False Ideal 
 of Beauty Man's Contempt for Nature The Ill-effects of Horse-shoes 
 Unshod Horses and their Capabilities The,Bearmg Rein Blinkers 
 ' ' Horse and Man ' ' and the Critics Farriers and their Views Converts 
 and their Testimony An Unenlightened Inspector Lecture on the 
 Horse " Illustrated Stable Maxims " " Man and his Handiwork " 
 Its Leading Principle Evolution " The Handy Natural History " 
 Posthumous Works . . . . 99 
 
 CHAPTER VIII. 
 LITERARY WORK (concluded). 
 
 " Bees and their Management " " Strange Dwellings " " The Boy's Own 
 Natural History" "Common British Insects" "Bible Animals" 
 divided Reprints Magazine Articles Connection with The Boy's 
 Own Paper The Sunday Magazine "Writings for the Young" 
 " Mistram " Summary of Literary Labours " Popularising " Natural 
 History The " Field " Naturalist Importance of Classification- 
 Personal Observation Opening out a New Field . . . .116 
 
 CHAPTER IX. 
 THE SKETCH-LECTURES. 
 
 Occasional Lectures Lectures at Oxford in 1856 The Origin of the Sketch- 
 Lectures Course given at Brixton Rat-pie The Newspapers on the
 
 CONTENTS. 
 
 PAGE 
 
 Subject " Gull "-pie Various Correspondents : Curious, Incredulous, 
 and Indignant "A Believer in Human Food" and his Views funny 
 Folks on Rat-pie Advertising the Lectures Securing an Agent 
 Division of Labour Drawing up the Syllabus Construction of a 
 Drawing- frame Value of Impromptu Chalk Sketches How the Frame 
 was made Lectures at the "Polytechnic" Limitations of Time 
 Lectures at the Crystal Palace The Baby Gorilla Meeting it at the 
 Railway Station The Crystal Palace by Night Unpacking the 
 Gorilla Its Companion, the Chimpanzee The Gorilla's Death-blow 
 Post-mortem Examination Lectures at Forest School Boys and the 
 Sketch-Lectures The First Season and its Engagements Unfavour- 
 able Report of Newbury An Enterprising Reporter A Special 
 Lecture to Carters Result of the Season ... .127 
 
 CHAPTER X. 
 THE SKETCH-LECTURES (continued). 
 
 Defects in the Drawing-frame A Series of Experiments The Canvas 
 Screen, and how it was constructed Stretching the Canvas Paint- 
 ing and "Flatting" The Packing-case Stopped by the Railway 
 Officials " Lord Crawford " Labour of erecting the Frame Hostile 
 Hall-keepers Extreme Measures Taking the Frame down Con- 
 stant Repairs and Alterations Practising the Drawings Dr. Wen- 
 dell Holmes' opinion The Marlburian on the Sketch -Lectures 
 Criticism in the Altrincham and Bou'don Guardian Experiments and 
 Failures Difficulty of obtaining the Coloured Pastils Variety of 
 Hues Taking a Hint from a Scene-painter A Natural Talent for 
 Drawing Illustrations of College Life Footlights and their Uses 
 The Combat of the Ants " Ars est celare artem" . . . 146 
 
 CHAPTER XI. 
 THE SKETCH-LECTURES (continued). 
 
 The Lecture Season of 1880-81 Series of Lectures at Forest School- 
 Accidents to the Drawing-frame Further Alterations and Improve- 
 mentsA Model Hall-keeper Scotch Tour Summary of the Season 
 An Enterprising Correspondent The Season of 1881-82 A 
 Feminine Hall-keeper Lecture at the London Institution Quarrel 
 with the Peterborough Hall-keeper A " Sulky and Peppery Female " 
 Series of Lectures at the Crystal Palace Letter from the Manager 
 School Lectures Proceeds and Expenses The Season of 1882-83 
 Private Lectures Sketch- Lectures to the Blind ! Invitation to 
 America Doubts and Decision Preparations for Departure Em- 
 barkation at Liverpool. . . . ^ . . j '. .161
 
 CONTENTS. xiii 
 
 CHAPTER XII. 
 
 THE FIRST AMERICAN TOUR. 
 
 PAGE 
 
 The "Log" Rough Passage An Unfortunate Passenger A Fine Day on 
 Deck Holystoning the Deck" Unconventional Discoui-ses" "Miz- 
 pah" Rings A Lecture on board Ship Fatal Accident to one of the 
 Sailors How to get into a Berth A Terrible Night Mother Carey's 
 Chickens Americans and Dessert Change in the Weather A Second 
 Lecture In and out of the Gulf Stream A Mystery Explained 
 Arrival at Boston Passing through the Custom-House First Im- 
 pressions of Boston The " Janitor " and the Drawing-frame The 
 first Lowell Lecture" Professor " Wood A Curious Bill of Fare 
 "Martha" Grapes "Clam Chowder" Explorations in Boston 
 Park-keepers and Policemen Compulsory Sunday Closing and its 
 Results An Ingenious Expedient The American Prayer Book 
 " Hacks " versus Cabs American Nomenclature American Drinks 
 A New Fashion The Second Lowell Lecture American Prices Im- 
 porting English Clothing Tricks of the Custom-house An English 
 Artist's Revenge " Cuspadors " The Boston Churches An Irish 
 Roman Catholic Sermon Torchlight Processions A Boston Fire 
 Anthracite Coal Electioneering Excitement How the Voting is 
 managed American Girls American Weather Anthracite Coal again 
 A " Brass-monkey Day " " Ear-caps " and Fur Mittens Dust 
 Intense Cold "Cold Snaps" and "Warm Spells "Snow and "Sleds" 
 The Snow-plough School-girls' Outdoor Costume How Cart- 
 drivers are protected from the Weather Sleighs and Snow-banks 
 Making Acquaintance with Mr. Henry Irving" The Merchant of 
 Venice " A Supper with the " Stars " Curious Misapprehensions . 176 
 
 CHAPTER XIII. 
 THE FIRST AMERICAN TOUR (continued). 
 
 Success of the "Lowell" Lectures The Sailor and the Whale Interview 
 with Dr. Oliver Wendell Holmes A Dinner Party of Professors- 
 Some more American Nomenclature Various American Peculiarities 
 Shop-window Advertisement on a Large Scale "Dangerous Pas- 
 sages" and their Meaning Gold versus Bank-notes American Chairs 
 and their Defects A Curious New Year's Custom Pedestrians and 
 their Difficulties Superstition and Religion The Cult of the Horse 
 Shoe American Railways and their Peculiarities House-lifting 
 The Hotel "Office" "Checking" Luggage "Serfdom" versus "Free- 
 dom " American Clerical Costume The Black Waiter and his Ways 
 Negroes and "Coloured Men" A Black Waiter with a Cold- 
 Stories of Negro Life Negroes in Office The Chinese in America 
 Wing Lee and his Troubles Opium-smoking American Manners
 
 xiv CONTENTS. 
 
 PAGE 
 
 Cliildren and their Behaviour Thanksgiving Day and Washington's 
 Birthday Incessant 'Elections and their Results American Cookery 
 " Pie "Bear and " Corn-cakes " . ... . . . 202 
 
 CHAPTER XIV. 
 
 THE FIRST AMERICAN TOUR (continued). 
 
 Further Lecturing A Scientific Definition and its Effect The Critic 
 before and after the Lecture A " Reception " at Salem Lecture on 
 the Horse's Hoof Professional Jealousies An Opposition Lecture 
 A Clever" Janitor" Americans as Tea-makers Bewildered Waiters 
 A Lecture over a " Dime Museum " Performing Kaffirs The Zulu 
 " Gentleman "North American Indians The Great Sea-Serpent 
 Its Skeleton, and Different Appearances Article on the Subject in 
 The Atlantic Monthly A Sea-Serpent Lecture A " Leap Year Ball " 
 Scene at the Supper Table Distribution of " Favours " " Kitten 
 and Grouse " Intense Cold Frost versus Fire A Disagreeable Ex- 
 perience The Last Lecture of the Tour Publishing Arrangements 
 " Wooden Houses " Adding an Extra Storey Oranges as they should 
 l>e "Train Boys" A Theatrical Enterprise in the Oil District A 
 " Strong English Accent " American Nomenclature again "Arctics" 
 Further " Receptions " Departure from New York Results of the 
 Tour .'.... . . .217 
 
 CHAPTER XV. 
 THE SECOND AMERICAN TOUR. 
 
 ^*hy the Tour was Repeated Early Part of the Season of 1884-85 Some 
 of the Hardships of a Lecturer's Life Lecture on the Horse at Brixton 
 A Prediction Verified Departure for America Lectures on board 
 Ship Arrival at Boston The Agent interviewed First Lectures A 
 Noisy Audience " Bribery and Corruption " Intense Cold Break- 
 down of Arrangements The Western Tour abandoned Lecture at La 
 Crosse A Fatiguing Journey Monotony of Railway Scenery 
 Seventy -two Degrees of Frost The Journey back to Boston A Grasp- 
 ing Booking-clerk The Value of a Roll Profits on a Week's Hard 
 Work Political Excitement Last Lecture Departure in the Cepha- 
 lonia Failure of the Tour Mistakes in the Business Arrangements 
 Passage Home A Few English Engagements Summary of the 
 Season Refusal to pay a Third Visit to America English versus 
 American Lectures . . . . . . . . . . 237 
 
 CHAPTER XVI. 
 
 THE SKETCH-LECTURES (c(Mcluded). 
 
 The Season of 1885-86 Effects of the Two American Tours " Evolution " 
 in Lecturing A Revised "Unappreciated Insects" Summary of the
 
 CONTENTS. xr 
 
 PAGE 
 
 Season The Season of 1886-87 Appreciative Seamen An Amusing 
 Incident at Armagh A Troublesome Accident and its Results The 
 Season of 1887-88 The Last Season of All Beginning of the End- 
 Lecture at the London Institution Scottish Tour Ominous Antici- 
 pations- -Missing a Lecture Serious Illness The Last Two Sketch- 
 Lectures Journey to Coventry Arrival, and Collapse The Doctor's 
 Verdict Last Hours and Death . . 254 
 
 CHAPTER XVII. 
 HOME LIFE. 
 
 Advantages and Disadvantages of Authorship Trials of a Successful 
 Author Methodical and Unmethodical Writers Devotion to Work- 
 Power of Work The Daily Programme Natural History Queries 
 Autograph Collectors Example of Correspondence Revision of Proof 
 Sheets Changes in Later Life Love of Reading Wonderful Memory 
 
 Persistent Labours Note-Books and Extract-Books Marginal 
 Annotations Character of Notes The Author in his Study Order in 
 Disorder Live Stock in the Study Missing Tools, &c. A Well- 
 furnished Writing Table Amateur Carpentry Bell-hanging, &c. 
 The " Oiled Feather " Sealing-wax Varnish Amateur Book-binding 
 
 Threatenings of " Writer's Cramp " Use of a Type- Writer 
 Illegibility of MS. The Type- Writer in the Train Indifference to 
 Public Opinion Sensitiveness to Interruption Sufferings from 
 Dyspepsia General Health Use of the Turkish Bath . . . 267 
 
 CHAPTER XVIII. 
 
 Pets of Childhood Pet Snakes " Apollo " the Bull-dog His Mischievous 
 Propensities " Roughie " andj "Bosco " " Pret" and his Successors 
 
 "Grip" the Raven An Overdose of Linen A Pet Chameleon 
 Blind- worms, old and young Feeding them with Slugs Pet Toads 
 Various Lizards Tortoises A Bat and its Diet Cage-birds Outdoor 
 Pets Daily Pensioners Fat versus Bread-crumbs The Scene on the 
 Window-ledge Impatient Sparrows Tit-mice, and how they were 
 fed Pet Lions and Tigers How to get on friendly terms with a Lion 
 
 Adventure with a Cross-grained Dog Special Fondness for Cats 
 
 A Second Mahomet . . . ...... 284 
 
 CHAPTER XIX. 
 RECREATIONS. 
 
 Skill in the Gymnasium Result upon Health Appearance as "Mr. 
 Bouncer" ir "Verdant Green" Accident at Cricket Interest in
 
 CONTENTS. 
 
 tun 
 
 Lawn Tennis Proficiency in Croquet How to Play the Game 
 Scientifically The Eight-ball Game A Successful Expedient 
 Billiards Fondness for Swimming Unpleasant Experiences An 
 Encounter with a Jelly-fish and its Kesults Accomplishments on the 
 Ice Long-distance Running A Peculiar Knack and an Enviable 
 Faculty Indoor Amusements Passion for Music The Euphonium 
 as a Solo Instrument An Amateur Brass Band Orchestral Music in 
 Church Services The Crystal Palace Concerts Conducting a Choral 
 Society Method of Teaching Divided Counsels A Novel Suggestion 
 Whist Chess and Backgammon Fondness for Reading Hatred 
 of Politics Popularity in Society An Eloquent Tribute . . .297
 
 THE REV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 CHAPTER I. 
 
 BIRTH AND EARLY LIFE. 
 
 Birth Parentage Youthful Delicacy of Constitution Juvenile Precocity 
 Spelling and Art Lack of Mathematical Talent First Attendance at Church 
 Removal of the Family to Oxford Outdoor Life and its Results Aquatic 
 Gambols How to catch Crayfish Boyish Escapades A Juvenile Naturalist 
 and his Ways Pets First Visit to the Ashmolean Museum School Life 
 A Stern Discipline Natural History again Snake-racing Outdoor 
 Sports An Accident in the Cricket Field Painful Experiences Subsequent 
 Accidents Matriculation at Merton College, Oxford College Pets Cater- 
 pillar Breeding on a Large Scale Snakes again Recreations An Un- 
 explained Mystery Whose was the Poker? A Night Assault Repulse of 
 the Assailants B.A. Degree Love for Classics " Horace " Reviewed 
 Classical Proprieties versus Scientific Nomenclature Tutorship at Little 
 Hinton Return to Oxford Anatomical Studies Work with the Micro- 
 scope Ordination. 
 
 THE REVEREND JOHN GTEORGE WOOD, clergyman, 
 author, and lecturer upon Natural History, father 
 of the writer of this memoir, was born on the 
 21st of July, 1827, in Howland Street, London. 
 His father, John Freeman Wood, a surgeon, and for 
 some years Chemical Lecturer at the Middlesex 
 Hospital, had three years previously married Miss 
 Juliana Lisetta Arntz, a young lady of German 
 parentage upon the father's side, who, having passed 
 the first fourteen years of her life at Dusseldorf, had 
 then completed her education, and finally settled in 
 B
 
 2 THE EEV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 England. The first child of the marriage was still- 
 born ; and my father, who came next, was thus 
 practically the eldest of a family of fourteen. Of these, 
 however, several died in infancy, and two more only 
 lived to early womanhood. 
 
 My father himself was a weak and sickly child 
 from his birth, and for several years, indeed, it was 
 never thought that he could possibly live to reach 
 maturity. He suffered principally from violent attacks 
 of croup, which recurred at frequent intervals, and, 
 until he was eleven years of age, obliged him to be kept 
 under constant supervision at home. Yet the child 
 managed to pick up a wonderful stock of knowledge in 
 spite of his delicate state of health, and was always 
 occupied in learning something, in some of the thousand 
 and one ways which presented themselves to his ever- 
 active mind. Partly by instruction of the ordinary 
 character, and partly by a species of self-tuition peculiar 
 to himself, he learnt to read with wonderful rapidity 
 and facility, and at four years of age was thoroughly 
 familiar with the historical portions of the New 
 Testament, and was manifesting the first signs of the 
 extreme fondness for books which afterwards charac- 
 terised the whole of his life. He could not be kept 
 from them. A book, merely as a book, had an intense 
 fascination for him, and he read with avidity almost 
 everything that came in his way, and not only read, 
 but remembered it. Indeed, he always had a most 
 wonderful memory, except for dates and names, which 
 he could seldom recollect at all. To the end of his
 
 EARLY EDUCATION. 3 
 
 life he could cite verbatim long passages from books or 
 poems which he had not read for many years, and apt 
 quotations from all sorts of sources seemed to come 
 to his lips without any effort of recollection whatever. 
 And much of his success in literature was no doubt due 
 to his marvellous power of extracting, as it were, at a 
 single reading, the pith from the numberless books 
 which he perused, and storing it up in some pigeon- 
 hole of his mind until required for use. 
 
 Spelling, too, like reading, came naturally to him, 
 for he possessed that curious side-shoot of artistic 
 talent which enables one to see any required word in 
 the mind's eye, without depending for the letters 
 which compose it upon any mere effort of memory. 
 Strangely enough, however, there were two words 
 which always puzzled him, and to the end of his days 
 he could never spell " cheque " without the addition of 
 an unnecessary c, or " niece " without transposing the 
 second and third letters. And, with regard to these 
 two words, no amount of correction ever made the 
 smallest difference. 
 
 Arithmetic, even in its simpler forms, was always 
 beyond him. He did, no doubt, know that two and 
 two make four, but I very much question whether he 
 ever mastered the multiplication table. And certainly 
 a piece of mere ordinary calculation was utterly outside 
 his powers. Possibly this was in great measure due to 
 the character of his early training. Mathematics, in 
 the days of his youth, were little regarded, and sound 
 classical knowledge was generally considered as the one 
 B 2
 
 4 THE REV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 end and aim of education ; and the arithmetical talent.. 
 if not cultivated in childhood, seldom attains to any 
 degree of perfection afterwards. So that when my 
 father had any sums to do, he always did them by 
 deputy. Euclid, however, he liked, and often worked 
 at it merely for the interest that he managed to extract 
 from it. But that was the only branch of mathe- 
 matical science of which he ever picked up more than 
 the merest rudiments ; and I have always had a 
 shrewd suspicion that he kept no account of receipts 
 and expenditure for the simple reason that he dis- 
 trusted his own power of adding up his columns. 
 
 At four years of age the boy was taken to church 
 for the first time; and there an amusing incident 
 happened. He does not seem to have received any 
 preliminary instruction in the Liturgy, and did not at 
 all know what to expect when he entered the building. 
 He behaved very well, however, and joined in the 
 Lord's Prayer, which, of course, he knew by heart, 
 with much reverence and devotion. By-and-by, how- 
 ever, the Lord's Prayer was repeated again, and this 
 time he seemed a little bored, and took his part in 
 it only under protest. But when the Litany drew near 
 to its close, and the same Prayer was said for the 
 third time, his patience came altogether to an end, 
 and, rising from his knees, he sat down with an 
 air of great determination, and a very audible remark 
 to the effect that he " couldn't stand this no more ! " 
 
 In 1830 it was deemed advisable, for more reasons 
 than one, that the Chemical Lectureship at the Middlesex
 
 CHILDHOOD. 5 
 
 Hospital should be given up, in order that the family 
 might remove to Oxford. And there a house was taken 
 in the High Street, which was subsequently vacated 
 for another in Holywell Street, and that again in its 
 turn for a third in Broad Street. 
 
 As the boy still continued very delicate, his father 
 saw that the only chance for him was to keep him at 
 home for the present, and to allow him to live as 
 healthy and natural a life as possible. Outdoor exercise 
 and amusements, therefore, were strongly encouraged, 
 and the child learned to run and swim and climb with 
 a facility which few boys of his own age could equal. 
 In the water, more especially, he was always per- 
 fectly at home, and would tumble in backwards, or 
 head foremost, and dive for eggs and three-penny 
 pieces, and even play a sort of aquatic leap-frog, as 
 readily as though the river were his natural home. 
 Indeed, he spent much of his time on its banks or in 
 its waters. There were trout to be tickled, crayfish to 
 be caught, and creatures innumerable to be watched, 
 and perhaps brought home for the aquarium. The 
 spirit of emulation was rife, and every boy tried to do 
 better than his fellows. And so each and all came to 
 be as familiar with the water as with the dry land, 
 never from the first having learned to consider it as an 
 element to be dreaded. 
 
 The crayfish were caught in rather a primitive 
 fashion. Paddling along in the water by the banks, 
 the boys would carefully investigate every hole, until 
 the long antennse of the crayfish were felt projecting.
 
 6 THE REV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 Then a sudden " grab " was made, the creature seized 
 behind the great claws, so as to deprive it of the power 
 of employing those formidable weapons upon the un- 
 protected hand, and forthwith transferred to the cap, 
 which in those days was a roomy article of attire, 
 capable of holding several crayfishes without danger 
 of overcrowding. The presence of half a dozen of 
 these creatures moving about upon the head, and 
 occasionally giving a sharp pull to the hair, does not 
 seem to have been regarded in the least, the great 
 beauty of the arrangement being, of course, that it 
 left the hands free, while there was little or no danger 
 of the captives escaping. 
 
 My father had many amusing stories to tell of 
 his early boyhood. One of an organised attempt to 
 excavate a subterranean passage from the garden to the 
 river-bank (half a mile away), which resulted in the 
 removal of huge quantities of earth, and the dis- 
 covery of the scheme by the higher powers just in 
 time to prevent the probable burial alive of the 
 whole enthusiastic party. Another of a great plan 
 for the purchase of a donkey by means of the gradual 
 accumulation of halfpence ; which plan seemed so- 
 feasible, and so certain of fruition, that a big pair of 
 scissors were surreptitiously removed from the maternal 
 workbox, and the lawn diligently cropped, in order 
 that a store of hay might be laid up for the prospec- 
 tive animal's requirements. And a third of the queer 
 code of honour which forbade the plucking of apples 
 from the trees in the orchard (where windfalls were
 
 AN EMBRYO NATURALIST. 7 
 
 recognised as common property), but did not militate 
 against the employment of boys from outside to pelt 
 the fruit with stones, by the bribe of a commission on 
 the profits. " Quod facit per alium, facit per se " was 
 a motto clearly unregarded by the youthful moralists. 
 
 Very early in the boy's life the bent of his mind 
 manifested itself ; and he himself could never recollect 
 the time when he was not constantly poking, and 
 probing, and prying, here, there, and everywhere, in 
 the endeavour to discover some of the manifold secrets 
 of Nature, and to learn the ways and doings of the 
 multitudinous living creatures that garden and river 
 and woodland afforded. 
 
 In this he was much encouraged by his father, 
 who, on Sunday afternoons, would lend a microscope 
 and a pocket magnifying-glass to the children, and 
 join eagerly with them in examining the numerous 
 wonders which a few minutes' search in the garden 
 would always turn up. Pets, of course, were numerous 
 and varied. Bats, toads, lizards, snakes, blindworms, 
 hedgehogs, newts, dormice, insects even of various 
 kinds, all were kept in turn. And so the boy laid 
 the foundation of that store of knowledge which 
 afterwards served the man so well. He learned to 
 love animals of all kinds, and to study with the 
 deepest interest and minutest care every detail of their 
 life-history. And at the same time he was uncon- 
 sciously teaching himself how to observe, and learning 
 the lessons, myriad and diverse, which Nature is always 
 ready to impart to those who strive to search out her 
 secrets.
 
 3 THE EEV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 Soon followed another step, and a most important 
 one, in the pursuit after knowledge, for at a very early 
 age the young naturalist found his way to the Ash- 
 molean Museum, and almost immediately succeeded in 
 getting upon unusually friendly terms with the kind- 
 hearted old curator, who sympathised most heartily with 
 the boy's keenness and wonderful thirst for information. 
 Any help that he could give was freely given, and soon 
 " Johnny Wood " was a constant visitor to the Museum, 
 and as constant an enquirer of the curator, who, so far 
 from being annoyed by his persistence, said that his 
 questions were so apt and sensible that it was a real 
 pleasure to answer them. For several years these visits 
 were kept up, and even after school-days had begun the 
 boy's first visit at the beginning of every holiday season 
 was always to the Museum, in order that he might 
 discover all the new specimens, carefully examine them, 
 and find out whatever there was to be learnt concerning 
 them. 
 
 So passed the time until 1838, by which time eight 
 years of active, outdoor life, with unlimited exercise in 
 the way of running, swimming, climbing, and exploring 
 woodland, hill, and dell, had so strengthened the boy's 
 constitution that it was deemed that home study might 
 profitably be exchanged for the severer discipline of a 
 school. He was therefore sent to Ashboume Grammar 
 School, in Derbyshire, over which his uncle, the Eev. 
 G. E. Gepp, presided as head-master ; and there he 
 remained for the next half-dozen years. 
 
 The school was conducted on old-fashioned principles,
 
 SCHOOL-LIFE. 9 
 
 all offences, great and small, being impartially visited 
 with the rod, while the daily routine would now be 
 considered as stern and rigorous to a degree. And 
 the head-master, dreading to be accused of favouring 
 his own nephew, was far more strict, and even merci- 
 less with him than with any of his fellow- pupils. Yet 
 the six years which were spent there appear to have 
 been by no means unhappy on the whole. There was 
 plenty of time for outdoor exercise ; the neighbouring 
 country afforded every opportunity for the manifold 
 forms of recreation in which the souls of boys delight ; 
 and, pleasantest of all, the natural history studies 
 could be carried on almost as freely as at Oxford. Soon 
 the boy collected about himself a band of kindred 
 spirits, who used to scour the neighbourhood in search 
 of specimens and trophies, and come home laden with 
 spoil, both living and dead. Grass snakes more especi- 
 ally were in great request by way of pets. Almost 
 every boy had quite a number of them, and would carry 
 them about in his pockets, tie them round his wrists 
 and neck, or cause them to run, or rather glide, races 
 with those of his companions. A very favourite amuse- 
 ment, too, was to visit certain deserted stone quarries in 
 the neighbourhood where standing water was always to 
 be found, and there to make the snakes swim by the 
 simple expedient of throwing them into the middle 
 of a pool, and leaving them to find their way to land. 
 Sometimes a snake would become obstinate, and lie 
 sullenly at the bottom without attempting to swim ; 
 and then stones had to be thrown in such a manner as
 
 10 THE EEV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 to fall close to it without injuring it. Sometimes even 
 this plan would fail, and then there was nothing for it 
 but to leave the snake master of the situation, and to 
 go home without it. But generally there was little or 
 no trouble of this kind, and snake -races could be con- 
 ducted in the water almost as easily as upon dry land. 
 The snakes very soon learned to recognise their masters, 
 and to refrain from making use of the highly disagree- 
 able odour with which Nature has gifted them as a 
 means of protection against their foes. And, even 
 when illicitly taken into school, they would lie quite 
 quietly in the pocket without attempting to escape, or 
 in any way giving notification of their presence. 
 
 I do not know that my father ever joined with any 
 degree of enthusiasm in the ordinary out-door games of 
 a schoolboy's life. He was something of a cricketer at 
 one time, but, after his usual unlucky manner, contrived 
 one day to catch his foot in a hole only a few inches 
 deep, and, in the fall which resulted, to break his right 
 leg rather badly and to dislocate his ankle. This in- 
 volved confinement to bed for several weeks under 
 peculiarly disagreeable circumstances, of which he gives 
 a graphic account in his " Insects at Home," when 
 speaking of that unpleasant creature, the common 
 flea: 
 
 When I was at school (he says), I had the misfortune to suffer a 
 simultaneous dislocation and fracture of the ankle, and was con- 
 veyed to the infirmary, a large room at the top of the house. 
 Now, this room had been without tenants ever since I remembered 
 it, and I believe that for at least seven years no human being 
 had entered the room, except to open the windows in the morning
 
 AN UNPLEASANT EXPERIENCE. 11 
 
 and shut them at night. The room was kept most scrupulously 
 clean, and no one ever imagined that a flea was in it. 
 
 That the room was tenanted by these insects I found to my 
 own proper cost. No sooner was the candle put out than a 
 simultaneous attack was made on me in all directions. From 
 every part of the room fleas came in battalions. There was a 
 nurse in the room, who was one of those persons that are either 
 impervious or objectionable to fleas, and she escaped them entirely, 
 while they concentrated all their energies on me. 
 
 Now a damage such as I had suffered is not conducive to rest, 
 even with all appliances. The limb swells, until the skin feels 
 almost unable to resist the tension, and the burning heat is as 
 if melted lead were being continually poured over the joint. Fever 
 rages through the frame, and the first endeavour of the surgeon 
 is to subdue it as much as possible. Under such circumstances, it 
 may well be imagined that the ceaseless attacks of the flea armies 
 were not calculated to produce quietude ; and, indeed, had the 
 occupier of the bed been in perfect health and strength, one such 
 night would have sufficed to drive him into a fever. The only 
 portion of the skin that escaped was that which was covered 
 with the bandages, and even there the dreadful little insects had 
 found out the junctions of the bandages, forced themselves under 
 the edges, and driven their beaks into the skin, so that, when the 
 bandage was removed in the morning, its course could be traced by 
 the rows of flea-bites. 
 
 The insects had never enjoyed such a chance of a banquet in 
 their lives, and naturally made the most of it. 
 
 After this highly unpleasant experience my father 
 never seems to have taken any but a very occasional 
 part in the game of cricket, although he retained 
 his interest in it to the end of his life, and always 
 studied the cricketing news in the daily newspapers 
 with some degree of care. This accident, by the way, 
 was the first of a long series. Seldom, I suppose, was 
 there a man who injured himself more often, or with
 
 12 THE EEV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 less permanent effect. He broke, at different times 
 during his life, his right arm, his right leg, his .collar- 
 bone (twicej, six ribs, almost all the bones of his 
 right hand, and his nose. He cracked several other 
 bones without actually fracturing them. He dislocated 
 his ankle and several of his fingers. And yet the 
 only lasting damage resulted from the injury to his 
 right hand, which was of so serious and complicated 
 a character that the only marvel is that he should 
 ever have recovered the use of the member at all. 
 
 Remaining at school until he was seventeen years 
 of age, he then returned to Oxford, and shortly after- 
 wards matriculated at Merton College. In the follow- 
 ing year he tried for and obtained the Jackson 
 Scholarship ; and partly by the aid of this, partly by 
 taking pupils in his spare hours and during the 
 vacations, he entirely supported himself throughout 
 his university career. 
 
 In spite of his two-fold labours, however, he still 
 contrived to keep up his natural history studies, both 
 indoors and out. His rooms were full of cages, and 
 nets, and boxes of all kinds. At one time he was 
 studying the development of the tiger moth from 
 the egg to the perfect insect, and had between five 
 and six hundred of the " woolly bear " caterpillars 
 simultaneously feeding in an enormous breeding-cage 
 specially constructed for the purpose. This was so 
 arranged that the stems of the food-plants passed 
 through holes in the floor into a tank of water be- 
 neath ; so that while the caterpillars could not by
 
 CATERPILLAR-BREEDING. 13 
 
 any possibility suffer an untimely death by drowning, 
 their food was kept fresh and wholesome. Yet, twice 
 a day, so enormous was the appetite of the insects, 
 an- accommodating scout had to be despatched into 
 the neighbouring lanes to bring in as big a bundle 
 of dumb-nettles as he could carry. And this con- 
 tinued day after day, until all the caterpillars which 
 remained were "full-fed," and ready to pass into the 
 pupal or chrysalis state. 
 
 By this time, however, their numbers had been 
 considerably diminished, for at regular intervals of a 
 couple of days a certain number had been carefully 
 bottled in spirits of wine ; and so, when their growth 
 was at an end, my father had a complete series in 
 preservation, in all the stages from birth to maturity. 
 These he subsequently dissected, and thus began his 
 acquaintance with the very important and extensive 
 subject of insect anatomy. 
 
 Other pets he had, too, at the same time : grass- 
 snakes again, which had a way of escaping from 
 their cage and lying up in all sorts of nooks and 
 corners, to the great dismay of the " bed-maker " and 
 the scout ; bats, and various other creatures. About 
 this time, also, he made a somewhat extensive collection 
 of insects, principally consisting of butterflies, moths, 
 and beetles, and worked the surrounding district very 
 thoroughly, paying particular attention to Bagley 
 Wood, which was always one of his favourite haunts. 
 But yet he found time to join in many of the recrea- 
 tions of his fellow-students. He was very fond of
 
 14 THE REV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 boating, and spent a good deal of his time on the 
 river. He was a most enthusiastic gymnast, and 
 became the most proficient member of the university, 
 as far as the bars, and ropes, and trapezes, and 
 vaulting-horses were concerned. He was fond, too, 
 of fencing and single-stick, and became no mean 
 proficient in the art of self-defence. Swimming, of 
 course, was kept up, as of old; and in the winter, 
 when the fields were flooded and the frost came, he 
 was on the ice at every available moment, practising 
 diligently at all the manifold varieties of figure- 
 skating, until he became an acknowledged expert in 
 every branch of the art. 
 
 He had many stories to tell of his college life ; 
 a very strange one in particular, involving the dis- 
 appearance of a poker, which, I believe, rests to this 
 very day deep down in the ground in the centre 
 of Merton " Quad." The adventure in question was 
 as follows : 
 
 He was engaged in putting together the mechanism 
 of a small model steam-engine, and, finding himself 
 in difficulties, went off to ask counsel of a friend. 
 The friend gave the requested advice, and came out 
 of his door to wish his visitor farewell. No sooner 
 had the two crossed the threshold, however, than 
 the " oak " closed with a bang, and shut the occu- 
 pant out of his rooms. Having left his latch-key 
 inside, there was nothing for it but to pick the 
 lock ; and this, after twenty minutes' hard labour, the 
 two contrived to do. Upon entering the room, to
 
 AN UNEXPLAINED MYSTERY. 15 
 
 their utter surprise, they found it so full of tobacco- 
 smoke (which the occupant of the apartments cordially 
 detested) that it was impossible even to breathe or 
 to see until the window had been unfastened and 
 opened, and the fumes gradually expelled. Then, of 
 course, a search was instituted, and the puzzled 
 investigators found on the hearth a huge heap of 
 the coarsest and strongest tobacco, upon which was 
 laid a poker, which had evidently been lately heated 
 to redness. No sign was to be found of the 
 mysterious person who had placed it there. No one 
 was in the room; no one had passed out. The 
 windows were closed and fastened, of course on the 
 inside. The chimney was far too small to admit 
 of the ascent or descent of a human being, to say 
 nothing of the fact that a fire was burning in the 
 grate. And there was not even a water-pipe by 
 means of which an accomplished gymnast might have 
 climbed up the wall. The matter was a perfect 
 puzzle. For some time the two stood talking the 
 mystery over, discussing every possible expedient by 
 which the practical joker might have obtained ad- 
 mission to the rooms, and left them again before the 
 rightful occupant could return ; and each in turn was 
 rejected as wholly impracticable. Thus half an hour 
 passed away, and again my father was accompanied 
 by his friend to the head of the staircase for a last 
 parting word. 
 
 No sooner had the two men passed the door 
 than the same programme was exactly repeated ! The
 
 16 TEE REV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 oak slammed-to as before, fifteen or twenty minutes 
 were occupied in picking the lock, and when admis- 
 sion was gained the windows were closed and fastened, 
 and the room was once more full of smoke. When 
 the smoke had cleared away, the smouldering pile of 
 tobacco and the heated poker were found exactly as 
 before. Not the smallest sign was to be found of 
 the perpetrator of the mysterious joke ; not a trace 
 could be discovered of the manner in which he had 
 made his entry and exit. The two men were com- 
 pletely at fault. 
 
 Then an idea struck the aggrieved owner of the 
 rooms. Whose was the poker ? It was a very ordinary 
 poker, with nothing whatever distinctive about it; 
 but it was not the poker which belonged to the room. 
 That was lying in the fender as usual, and had not 
 been meddled with. Clearly the proper thing to do 
 under the circumstances was to send a scout round 
 the college on some pretext or other, in order to find 
 out whose fireplace was without its poker. No sooner 
 said than done. A scout was entrusted with the 
 commission, and visited every room; but every room 
 had its poker. 
 
 A council of war was then held, and it was agreed 
 that the owner of the mysterious implement should 
 never see his poker again. So at midnight there set 
 out a solemn procession of two, one bearing the 
 poker, and the other the necessary tools for its inter- 
 ment : to wit, a crowbar, a wooden mallet, and a 
 heavy coal-hammer. With the crowbar a deep hole
 
 REPELLING A SIEGE. 17 
 
 was made in the very centre of the college quad, 
 and the poker placed upright therein. Then, with 
 the mallet laid upon the top, in order to deaden the 
 sound, it was driven deeply down by repeated blows of 
 the hammer, until even the head was fully eighteen 
 inches below the surface. Then the hole was carefully 
 filled in, and the operators went off to bed. But no 
 one ever applied for the poker, and nothing was ever 
 heard of the clever joker who had laid his plans so 
 carefully and so well. 
 
 On another occasion a siege was laid against my 
 father's own rooms, which were quite at the top of the 
 college, and approached only by a narrow and tortuous 
 staircase. From an anonymous quarter, however, he 
 received previous notice of the intended attack, and 
 made all his preparations accordingly. First he laid in 
 a large stock of grey peas, and a few long glass tubes, 
 with a bore sufficiently large to carry them. Then he 
 opened both the windows, so as to expose only half the 
 surface of glass, protected that as well as possible, and 
 finally procured a large " demi-john," filled it with water, 
 and placed it at the head of the stairs ; and then he sat 
 down to read. 
 
 About twelve o'clock sundry whisperings in the 
 quad warned him that the attack was about to begin ; 
 so he put out his lamp and waited. Next moment came 
 a volley of stones, which were repelled by his fortifica- 
 tions ; and then he set to work with his pea-shooters. 
 A little preliminary practice had made him a fairly 
 expert marksman, and as soon as an assailant showed 
 c
 
 18 THE REV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 liand or face, that hand or face was smartly struck with 
 a pea. The adversaries, too, laboured under the dis- 
 advantage that, although they could not see their 
 intended victim, whose room was in darkness, their 
 intended victim was perfectly well able to see them by 
 reason of the lights round the quad. So after a while 
 the enemy's forces were drawn off, a hurried consulta- 
 tion was held in a protected corner, and then a sudden 
 rush was made for the stairs. But on reaching the 
 last flight the expected victim was seen calmly wait- 
 ing, with the demi-john of water at hand, ready to 
 deluge the first besieger who should be bold enough 
 to approach. The leader of the attacking party paused 
 and took in the situation ; and then, with a laugh, 
 he remarked, " You fellows, I think we had better go 
 back." "I think you had," said my father ; and the 
 enemy departed in confusion. 
 
 The three years of the ordinary college course came 
 to an end, examinations were safely passed, and in 1847 
 the future naturalist, still barely twenty years of age, 
 took his degree of Bachelor of Arts. Although not a 
 brilliant scholar, he had passed through his university 
 career with credit, and had imbibed a love for classical 
 learning which never left him to the end of his life. 
 Scarcely a day ever passed in which he did not read at 
 least a few pages of a Latin or Greek author. Horace 
 was always his favourite poet, and he was always pick- 
 ing up copies of his Odes at second-hand bookstalls, 
 at prices ranging from a penny upwards. Most of 
 these Odes he knew by heart, and would repeat them
 
 "HORACE" REVIEWED. 19 
 
 to himself over and over again when lying awake at 
 night. And he never lost an opportunity of advising 
 others to read them, or of descanting with enthusiasm 
 upon their manifold beauties. 
 
 Here is an old letter of his upon the subject written 
 to one of my sisters. It was written from Boston, 
 U.S.A., and is dated Christmas Day, 1883: 
 
 As to the Horace, I have picked out some of the gems. They 
 are tolerably easy, and it will be better for you to work at them 
 instead of taking up the entire book. 
 
 Book I. Odes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 9, 20, 21, 22, 30, 37, 38. 
 
 Book II. Odes 13, 14, 16. 
 
 Book IIL Odes 3, 9, 13, 26, 30. 
 
 They are songs with words the delight of scholars, and the 
 despair of imitators, the sublimest audacity concealed under a mask 
 which is " childlike and bland." Now, I particularly want you to love 
 Horace, as you have begun to love Shakespeare, and I hope you will 
 love Chaucer and Spenser. As a rule, women get along well enough 
 with Virgil, who was the Latin Tennyson ; but Horace is too much for 
 them. He took his measures chiefly from Alcseus and Sappho, and his 
 Latin survives their Greek. Boil together Chaucer's " Romaunt of 
 the Rose," Spenser's " Faery Queen," Shakespeare's Sonnets (with a 
 few fiery flashes from " King John," " Henry V.," and the " Midsum- 
 mer Night's Dream "), Keats' " Eve of St. Agnes," bits of Shelley's 
 " Mab," Swinburne's classic odes, and Morris' " Earthly Paradise," 
 and you may get a faint idea of the infinite variety, the unerring 
 selections of unexpected epithets (not a " nice derangement of 
 epitaphs "), the dainty choice of words, the burning patriotism, the 
 gracious dignity of the scholarly gentleman, too proud to conceal his 
 lowly origin ; the self-respect of the poor man who could rebuke as 
 well as praise Caesar and Maecenas, knowing that his life depended 
 on the one and his living on the other who, like " Hamlet," has no 
 fault but that of being " made up of quotations." 
 
 My father's respect for the classical proprieties also 
 showed itself occasionally in the strong protests which 
 c 2
 
 20 THE REV. /. G. WOOD. 
 
 are scattered throughout his writings against the ex- 
 reme looseness with which the terms used in scientific 
 phraseology are often framed. Take, for example, the 
 following, from his " Insects at Home " : 
 
 I really do not like to translate such a word as subapterus, which 
 is a repulsive hybrid between Latin and Greek, and with all 
 respect to the eminent entomologist who first manufactured it 
 ought not to be accepted iri its present form. What, for example, 
 should we think of such words as eightagon, twelvehedron, dreiangle, 
 petitscope, telesseer, insectology, etoilonomy, erdology, and the like ? 
 Yet there is not one of these words which is one whit more ridiculous 
 than subapterus. Should we be allowed to talk, much less write, of 
 a hemiglobe, an egg-positor, a chaudmeter, a baromeasurer, a virful 
 deed, or a megananimous sentiment 1 But, if we are to retain the 
 one word, there can be no reason why we should not employ the 
 others. . . . 
 
 Had the offending entomologist used the word subalatus, or 
 " partly winged," no one could have objected to it, as both words 
 are Latin. Apart from other reasons, it is a prettier-looking word 
 than subapterus, and much easier to say. But when he employs the 
 word sub, which is Latin, as a prefix to the Greek pteron, I do not 
 see that we should be called upon to excoriate our own ears and 
 those of future generations with such an atrocious compound. 
 
 I believe that brown sugar and oysters are considered incom- 
 patible, as is salt with strawberry cream. There is, perhaps, not one 
 in ten thousand who would not feel direfully aggrieved by having 
 any such mixtures forced on him as part of his daily diet. And 
 there is really no more reason for offending our eyes, ears, and mental 
 taste by subapterus, than our mere palates by the above-mentioned 
 mixtures. 
 
 During the whole of his university career my father 
 had studied with the special intention of taking Holy 
 Orders ; but as he had matriculated so unusually early, 
 he was still barely twenty years old when he proceeded to
 
 TUTORSHIP AT HINTON. 21 
 
 his degree as Bachelor of Arts, and was consequently 
 obliged to wait at least three years longer before he 
 could apply for Ordination. He therefore accepted 
 a situation as tutor in a school of which the then 
 rector of Little Hinton, in Wiltshire, was head- 
 master. Here he continued for two years, and was 
 very successful in the work of tuition, while he imbued 
 many of the lads with a taste for natural history. 
 The half-holiday afternoons were commonly spent in 
 long rambles over the downs, and in these two years 
 he added considerably to his own zoological knowledge, 
 and made many a note and observation which after- 
 wards proved of the highest interest and importance. 
 In 1850 he left Hinton and returned to Oxford, 
 in order to read for Ordination. Much of his time, 
 however, was devoted to a private pupil, and as he 
 was also working sedulously in the Anatomical Museum 
 at Christ Church, under Sir Henry then Dr. Acland, 
 the Eegius Professor of Anatomy, two more years 
 passed away before he was actually ordained. During 
 these two years, to his great subsequent benefit, he 
 went through a complete course of research in com- 
 parative anatomy, himself dissecting representatives 
 of all the important families of the animal kingdom, 
 and making numberless careful and valuable prepara- 
 tions, of which many remain in the museum to this 
 day. Insect anatomy, in particular, received special 
 attention at his hands, and he thus acquired an 
 intimate knowledge of every part of an insect's struc- 
 ture, which afterwards stood him in more than good
 
 22 THE EEV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 stead. During these two years, in fact, was laid the 
 foundation of his future eminence as a naturalist. He 
 had previously, both as child and man, learned what 
 to observe in the way of outdoor zoology, and how 
 to observe it ; he had gained a stock of personal 
 acquaintance with the ways and doings of birds and 
 beasts and reptiles and insects, in which at that time 
 he had few if any equals ; and he had imbibed a true 
 love for the study of living nature, which drew him 
 to it purely for its own sake, and not by reason of 
 the future emolument which it might possibly bring 
 in. And now was gained the equally important know- 
 ledge of anatomy and classification. He learned to 
 understand on what principles animals are separated 
 into classes, and tribes, and orders, and families, and 
 for what reason those principles were chosen. He 
 learned to trace common characteristics in creatures 
 which to all outward seeming are separated far as 
 the poles asunder. And, above all, he came to under- 
 stand the great and all-important law, that Structure 
 depends upon Habit, which afterwards formed the key- 
 note to so much of his writings. Without these two 
 years of careful study, he would never have been the 
 writer and naturalist that he afterwards became. 
 Probably he would never have taken to authorship 
 at all, unless, perhaps, as a writer for boys in boys' 
 periodicals ; and certainly he could never have ventured 
 upon the large and important works which principally 
 brought his name into prominence. And the museum 
 itself also benefited considerably by his labours, of her
 
 ORDINATION. 
 
 enriched its shelves with many a delicate and exquisite 
 preparation, which perhaps brought out some detail 
 of structure never before understood, while he also 
 helped very largely in the systematic arrangement of 
 its contents. 
 
 About this time, also, he was working very steadily 
 with the microscope, in the use of which he became 
 quite proficient, as evidenced by his " Common Objects 
 of the Microscope," written some years later. For 
 his insect dissections, of course, this instrument was 
 absolutely necessary ; and during these and the few 
 following years he prepared many hundreds of slides, 
 and introduced several improvements of his own into 
 the art of microscopic mounting. 
 
 In spite of all his zoological labours, however, and 
 also of his literary work (for his first book the smaller 
 Natural History was published in 1851), he kept up 
 his reading, and in 1852, having obtained a title for 
 the parish of St. Thomas the Martyr, in the outskirts 
 of Oxford, he was ordained deacon by Bishop Samuel 
 Wilberforce, who was at that time presiding over the 
 diocese of Oxford.
 
 CHAPTER II. 
 
 CLERICAL LIFE AND WORK. 
 
 Parish]work The Boatmen's Floating Chapel Ordination as Priest Resigna- 
 tion of Curacy Chaplaincy to St. Bartholomew's Hospital Marriage 
 Removal to Belvedere and resignation of Chaplaincy Honorary Curacy at 
 Erith Old-fashioned services An Explosion and its results Organising a 
 choir " Aggrieved parishioners " A burning in effigy Presentment to 
 the Archbishop Cessation of opposition Sole charge Death of the Yicar 
 of Erith Subsequent clerical work Style of preaching Sermon notes 
 Maps and blackboards in the pulpit " Flower Sermons " Complaints of 
 nervousness Stammering cured Last sermon The Funeral Reform As- 
 sociation Hatred of " mourning " Work for the cause. 
 
 IMMEDIATELY after receiving ordination in 1852, my 
 father threw himself heart and soul into his new work. 
 His parish, which was situated in the poorest part of 
 the city, was far from being an attractive one, but in a 
 few months', time he had come to know every man, 
 woman, and child residing within it, and was busily 
 engaged in all the diverse labours which a parish of 
 such a character entails. Besides serving as curate in 
 this parish, too, he accepted the chaplaincy of the Boat- 
 men's Floating Chapel, an institution in which he took 
 the deepest interest, but which, of course, necessitated 
 a good deal of additional labour. In consequence of 
 all this heavy work (the services at the church were 
 almost incessant, and all the curates were expected to 
 attend them all), his application for priest's Orders had 
 to be postponed until the end of the second year of
 
 RESIGNATION OF CURACY. 25 
 
 his ministry ; and then he received full Orders at the 
 hands of the same bishop. 
 
 Shortly afterwards, however, owing to a variety of 
 causes, he felt himself obliged to relinquish his curacy. 
 The stipend attached to his office, in the first place, 
 amounted to no more than sixty pounds a year, and 
 out of this he was supposed to pay the interest upon 
 the clothing club, and to make up the deficit in the 
 salary of the schoolmistress, if the children's pence 
 failed to amount to the stipulated sum. The laborious 
 character of the work, and the necessity for constant 
 visiting, prevented him altogether from adding to his 
 income by the use of his pen; and so, in 1854, he 
 retired temporarily from active clerical work, and went 
 back to his literary labours. 
 
 For the next two years he took occasional duty 
 only, often relieving a brother clergyman at one of the 
 numerous Oxford churches. Early in 1856, however, 
 he was advised to apply for the appointment of chaplain 
 to St. Bartholomew's Hospital, which was then vacant, 
 and with 'which was held also a readership at Christ 
 Church, Newgate ; and having done so, and interviewed 
 several of the governors, he was shortly afterwards 
 appointed to the post. On April 28th of that year he 
 brought his long residence at Oxford to a close, and 
 travelled up to London; and on Ascension Day, May 
 1st, he began his active work at the hospital. 
 
 There he remained for the next six years, during 
 which he also carried on literary work with but little 
 interruption. The duties at the hospital were not
 
 26 THE REV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 arduous, save that they necessitated his residence within 
 five minutes' walk of the building, and that he was of 
 course always liable to be called upon to minister to the 
 spiritual needs of the dying at any hour of the day or 
 night. And so he contrived to find sufficient spare time 
 for his writing, without encroaching upon that which 
 was required for the duties of his sacred office. 
 
 Early in 1859, the monotony of his life was broken 
 b^ his marriage. In February, 1854, having come up 
 to town to attend a meeting of the Linnean Society, of 
 which he had just been elected a Fellow, he had met 
 Miss Jane Eleanor Ellis, fourth daughter of John Ellis, 
 Esq., of the Home Office, and a member of the York- 
 shire branch of the family. An engagement soon after- 
 wards followed, but was protracted for more than four 
 years. On February 15th, 1859, however, the wedding 
 took place ; and my father always plumed himself 
 greatly on the fact that no single member of the 
 hospital staff knew anything at all about the matter 
 until it was all over. He simply left his rooms early 
 one morning, and returned a married man. 
 
 In 1861 he began to think seriously of giving up 
 his hospital appointment, and taking up his residence 
 permanently in the country ; this for more reasons 
 than one. A child a daughter had been born a 
 year previously, and had died at the age of ten 
 months. A second child, born in 1861, was still-born. 
 My mother's health was in a very unsatisfactory state, 
 and he himself was far from well. Twice, indeed, he 
 had been visited with a species of blood-poisoning. On
 
 REMOVAL TO BELVEDERE. 27 
 
 the first occasion, serious mischief had been averted by 
 the timely use of the Turkish bath ; but on the second, 
 an obstinate and painful gathering had formed on the 
 left hand, which did not show signs of healing until a 
 visit had been paid to Margate, supplemented by a 
 further, but shorter, trip to the New Forest. It was 
 evident enough that city life suited neither ; and so, in 
 1862, just six years after coming to the hospital, he 
 sent in his resignation, and at midsummer migrated to 
 Belvedere, near Woolwich, where he remained for 
 rather more than fifteen years. 
 
 Soon after his arrival, he became acquainted with 
 the clergyman who was acting as locum tenens to the 
 vicar of the neighbouring parish of Erith, the Venerable 
 C. J. Smith ; the vicar himself, who had formerly been 
 Archdeacon of Jamaica, being awa} T from home for an 
 indefinite period. A kind of tacit agreement was 
 quickly entered into, in virtue of which my father 
 began to act as a kind of honorary curate, the parish 
 being a large one, and the duty somewhat too onerous 
 to be successfully undertaken by one individual. Not, 
 of course, that the ordinary week-day duties of a curate 
 fell to his lot : for those he had no time. But he 
 assisted in the Sunday and week-day services until the 
 return of the vicar in 1863, and then continued to do so 
 at the special request of the vicar himself. 
 
 The character of the services at this time was very 
 deplorable. The clerk's wife played the harmonium, 
 and the clerk did the singing. If a member of the 
 congregation ventured to join in the responses, or to
 
 28 THE UEV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 utter an Amen above a whisper, the remainder of that 
 body instantly turned and gazed with astonishment at 
 the offender. The chancel was squalid and dirty to the 
 last degree, the communicants at the monthly celebra- 
 tion of the Holy Communion averaged only five in 
 number, out of a population of some six thousand, and 
 the Church, to all appearance, was doomed to speedy 
 extinction as far as the parish of Erith was concerned. 
 
 So matters continued until 1864, in which year 
 occurred the memorable explosion at the Belvedere gun- 
 powder magazines, which stood upon the river-bank 
 about half-way between Belvedere and Erith. In ad- 
 dition to widespread and almost incalculable damage 
 spread over a wide area of country, this explosion so 
 wrecked the old parish church of Erith that, during the 
 necessary repairs, Divine Service had to be carried on in 
 the schoolroom. There music of a rather higher quality 
 was instituted, and, before the return to the church, my 
 father asked permission of the vicar to organise and 
 train a regular choir, and to provide properly practised 
 music at the Sunday services. The vicar gladly gave 
 his consent, and my father set to work to get the choir 
 together ; no light task in such a parish, and with the 
 small amount of time at his command. Shortly after 
 the church was re-opened, however, a fully choral ser- 
 vice was sung by a surpliced choir of fairly imposing 
 proportions. The harmonium was replaced by an 
 organ ; the old slovenliness, formerly so painfully ap- 
 parent both in building and service, was done away ; 
 and bright hearty services began to attract regularly to
 
 " RITUALISM AND POPERY." 29 
 
 the church those Avho had previously deemed it unneces- 
 sary to attend Divine worship at all. 
 
 My father's share in the work of the church was 
 now as follows. On Sunday morning and Sunday 
 evening he said the prayers or sang the service ; on 
 Wednesday evenings he did the same ; and occasionally 
 but very occasionally he preached. After service on 
 Wednesday evenings came the choir practice ; and as a 
 general rule, after service on Sunday evenings the choir 
 adjourned to the Lady Chapel, and there sang a selection 
 of anthems, less for the sake of the practice than as 
 a sort of additional service of praise. After a time this 
 custom came to be known and appreciated among the 
 members of the congregation, many of whom would 
 always stay for the singing after service. And the 
 arrangement was most popular with the members of the 
 choir themselves, who were thus enabled to indulge 
 their taste for choral singing of a somewhat more ad- 
 vanced character, without the usual effect of destroying 
 the thoroughly congregational character of the church 
 services. 
 
 Yet the "innovations," as they were commonly 
 styled, were not introduced without a great deal of 
 opposition. Letters without number appeared in the 
 solitary local newspaper of those days ; the clergy were 
 freely accused of ritualism and Popery ; my father, as 
 the originator of the surpliced choir, was even publicly 
 burned in effigy. But the excitement gradually calmed 
 down until the year 1867, when the malcontents were 
 again aroused to indignation upon the occasion of a 
 dedication festival.
 
 30 THE REV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 This time the offending clergy were solemnly pre- 
 sented to the Archbishop, and were summoned to 
 Addington Palace, where the proceedings which igno- 
 miniously collapsed in the end were enlivened by the 
 laughter which followed the reading of one clause in 
 the indictment : " offertory collectors in coloured bags." 
 After this little more was heard of the Erith " ritualism," 
 and the constantly increasing congregation testified to 
 the favour with which the services were generally 
 regarded. 
 
 During the whole of the eleven years which elapsed 
 between his arrival at Belvedere and the death of Arch- 
 deacon Smith, my father rendered his services gratui- 
 tously, with two exceptions : the first for a period of 
 some .six months, during the prolonged absence of the 
 vicar, who left him in sole charge ; the second in 
 1869-70 for the space of a year, while the vicar, 
 owing to heavy family affliction, was travelling abroad. 
 
 On December 28th, 1873, Archdeacon Smith died, 
 after only two days' serious illness ; and my father was 
 again left in sole charge until the appointment of his 
 successor. With this gentleman, unfortunately, he 
 found it quite impossible to work, and their views 
 indeed differed so radically and completely that he 
 ceased even to attend the parish church, and migrated 
 to a temporary district church which had lately been 
 erected in another part of the town. Here he occasion- 
 ally officiated ; but his regular clerical work had come 
 to an end for ever. 
 
 To the end of his life, however, he constantlv exer-
 
 SERMONS AND SERMON NOTES. 31 
 
 cised liis ministerial- functions. While living at Nor- 
 wood from 1878 to 1885 he frequently assisted the 
 clergy of S. Philip's Church, Sydenham, and afterwards 
 was always ready to take Sunday duty to relieve a 
 brother cleric, and to give up his well-earned rest in 
 order that he might, in some degree, lighten the labours 
 of others. It was a common thing with him, while 
 absent upon his lecturing tours, to preach for a friend 
 upon the Sunday, wherever he might happen to be. 
 And as his sermons always cost him a vast amount 
 of care and anxiety, and, moreover, exhausted him very 
 considerably, the sacrifice upon his part, when consenting 
 to do so, was of no inconsiderable character. 
 
 His style of preaching was peculiarly his own, and 
 his sermons themselves were never like those of anybody 
 else. During the earlier part of his clerical life, he 
 always read from a manuscript ; but afterwards, gaining 
 confidence by experience, he relinquished the practice 
 altogether, and trusted merely to the scantiest of notes. 
 
 I give here the outline of one of his later sermons, 
 exactly quoted from his notes ; first, however, premising 
 that those notes are utterly incomprehensible to myself: 
 
 "Mutt. v. 14, & vi. i. ... Effect of words and 
 
 "United . . . Church . . . deeds. 
 
 WORSHIP . . . responsi- " JUDGE. 
 
 bility. Not have to invent " Rebuke ; not young old ; 
 
 . . . too much. Pharisees child parent ; feel awkward. 
 
 did. " Certainly, not elementary 
 
 " Light united shine farther. duty. 
 
 "LiFE. "Keep away." 
 "Quiet . . . Face of Moses;
 
 32 TEE EEV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 This is quite a fair specimen of the average style of 
 his notes, which were generally written out in small 
 handwriting upon half a half-sheet of note-paper, and 
 upon which alone he depended as an aid to his memory 
 while in the pulpit. How he even contrived to read 
 them is a mystery, for he was very short-sighted, and 
 could scarcely see at all without the aid of spectacles ; 
 how he managed to make anything of them when 
 he did read them is a greater mystery still. But every 
 single word in those brief jottings suggested some 
 chain of ideas to his mind, which he had, of course, 
 carefully thought out before, and which a "key- 
 word," so to speak, would instantly bring before him 
 again. 
 
 He was always very nervous in beginning a sermon ; 
 and generally the first few sentences, carefully prepared 
 beforehand, were a little laboured and heavy. But then 
 by degrees he Avould quite forget himself, and become 
 wholly carried away by his subject ; and the remainder 
 of the sermon was always most instructive and striking. 
 He well understood the use of those sudden, startling 
 sayings which keep the attention of a congregation 
 fixed, and cause them to hang on the lips of the preacher 
 with a sort of breathless interest. I remember one 
 occasion, for instance, in which he had been treating 
 of the various phases of modern infidelity, especially as 
 shown in the atheistical writings of a certain well-known 
 platform orator; and his subject had led him to the 
 question of the existence of the soul. "If," he said, 
 " that man were to confront me, and to ask me whether
 
 STYLE OF PREACHING. 33 
 
 or not I thought that I possessed a soul, I think that I 
 should astonish him not a little by my answer. For if 
 that question were put to me, I should say, No." Of 
 course there was absolute silence in all parts of the 
 church. Every eye was fixed upon the preacher who 
 could give vent to such an appalling doctrine ; every ear 
 was eagerly waiting for the next words ; the clergy 
 in the chancel stalls were obviously most uncomfortable, 
 and wondering whether or not such a statement ought 
 to be permitted to pass unchallenged. Then he went 
 on with his sentence. " Man has no soul. Man has a 
 body ; man is a soul." 
 
 It was always a source of great regret to my father 
 that the bonds of custom prevented him from using 
 a black-board while preaching. He said that he could 
 make himself understood so very much better if only he 
 could illustrate his remarks with coloured chalks now 
 and then as he proceeded, just as he did in his sketch 
 lectures. He also longed at times to be able to hang 
 up a map, and to have the pulpit formed rather after the 
 fashion of a platform, so that he might walk up and 
 down while delivering his sermon. Yet he was always 
 one of the quietest of preachers, generally abstaining 
 from even the slightest of gestures from beginning 
 to end of his sermon, standing perfectly still, and 
 seldom even raising his voice. He never ranted ; he 
 never declaimed ; he never gave way to impassioned 
 bursts of oratory. Just as in his lectures, he was plain 
 and simple throughout ; the charm lay in the freshness 
 of thought, the aptness of illustration, and the novelty
 
 34 THE REV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 which somehow he contrived to impart to the most 
 familiar passages of Scripture. 
 
 He was, perhaps, especially happy in the " Flower " 
 sermons which have so much come into fashion of late 
 years ; every member of the congregation being expected 
 to bring an offering of flowers, which, after being pre- 
 sented at the altar, is sent off for the adornment of some 
 hospital. His favourite text upon these occasions was 
 Isaiah xl. 6, 7, 8. I quote the following from an 
 account of one of these sermons preached at St. George's 
 Church, Ramsgate, on August 2nd, 1885 : 
 
 The presentations having been completed, the Rev. J. G. Wood, 
 eminent as a naturalist, delivered a brief discourse appropriate to 
 the occasion. Selecting his text from Isaiah xl. 6, and the two 
 following verses, the preacher first of all reminded his hearers of 
 the beauty and perfume of flowers : God had filled the world with 
 beauty, showing them that beauty was a part of the Divine Nature, 
 so that they were bound in their little way to imitate God as well 
 as they could. And they had no excuse for not making the services 
 which they rendered to Him as beautiful as possible ; for not giving 
 Him their very best, whatever that best might be. It was right 
 that they should fill their churches with beauty as far as they could, 
 and so give back to God something of those mercies which He had 
 showered upon them. Commenting on the words, " The grass 
 withereth, the flower fadeth, because the Spirit of the Lord bloweth 
 upon it," he said that they must remember that the Spirit which 
 blew death into the flower was the same Spirit as that which 
 breathed into it the breath of life. Then they must not forget that 
 there was diversity of flowers ; they saw all kinds of flowers, and 
 yet the same Spirit had breathed the life into them all. Again they 
 must remember that although the Spirit was the same, the means 
 which were employed in clothing that Spirit in bodily form were not 
 the same. This fact struck him very forcibly some weeks ago, when 
 travelling from the Isle of Thanet to Manchester ; he could not but
 
 A "FLOWER SERMON." 3 
 
 notice the extreme diversity of the flowers and plants in varying 
 atmospheres and soils. Successful gardeners took the trouble to 
 find out the soil which suited a plant best, and were careful to keep 
 it supplied with that soil. They must also remember that flowers 
 ai-e not isolated. Why, it took all the laws of Nature put together 
 to make one flower. It took all the laws of chemistry to begin with 
 such chemistry as the mind of man had scarcely dreamed of. 
 Flowers even that grew in the same ground had great diversity 
 among them. And what was the cause of that 1 It was the result 
 of the extraordinary chemical powers of Nature, brought into 
 beautiful form by a science which man had never been able to 
 discover, and never would discover. The science was the breath of 
 life which God had breathed into them. It took all the laws of 
 light to clothe the flowers in their beautiful colours ; and not only so, 
 but every ray of light from, the sun to thejloiver tvas a band that tied 
 that flower to the sun, and thus to the whole of the universe. The 
 smallest daisy of the field was not isolated, but was a necessary unit 
 of the universe. Again, flowers had their work to do in the time 
 given them, and they were useless unless they developed into the 
 fruit of the future. 
 
 Having thus spoken of the flowers, the preacher endeavoured 
 to apply the truths thus drawn out. Children were the flowei'S of 
 humanity they were in the early stage of growth and people were 
 apt to look on them as they often looked on flowers, simply as pretty, 
 engaging toys ; and hence the number of what were called " spoiled 
 children." Let them look on children as the men and women of the 
 future, and remember that the responsibility rested with them as to 
 what kind of men and women they would ultimately become. The 
 flower faded because the Spirit of the Lord had blown upon it. 
 How often did they say to themselves : " that the flowers would 
 not fade ! that children would remain children ! " And how foolish 
 they were ! Only a few weeks ago the Kentish orchards were full of 
 beautiful flowers, and they could but regret that the Spirit of the 
 Lord blew upon those flowers, and caused them to fall and die. But 
 they left their fruit behind them, and so performed the work for 
 which they were sent into the world. So with children. The Spirit 
 of the Lord blew upon them : the time was coming when they would 
 put away childish things, and they, as parents, could not but feel 
 
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 36 THE REV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 regret, for they missed the merry patter of childish feet, and the 
 hearty childish laugh. But although the child ceased to be a child 
 ceased to be a blossom and even though the petals fell away, the 
 plant did not die, and the individuality of the child did not cease. 
 And why 1 Because " the word of our God shall stand for ever " 
 that word which equally breathed the spirit of life into the plant 
 and into the child. See here the responsibility of parents. They 
 were not to look on children as pretty playthings for the time 
 being, but should try to instil into their hearts the word of God, sa 
 that, although the flower should fade, the word of the Lord should 
 stand for ever. The responsibility was great, and they all had it to 
 some extent. Even children had it to each other, and those who 
 were older much more than children ; and they would fail if they 
 forgot it. The little child, of course, could feel none ; but when 
 children grew older they began to think What shall I do in the life 
 before me ? Later on, when they got into active life, the idea in their 
 minds, supposing them to be conscientious, was What am I doing 
 now ? Am I doing the work which God has given me to do 1 When 
 they passed into old age, then they asked themselves, What have I 
 done 1 and in all these cases there was a 'spirit of responsibility. 
 They could not Jbut feel, when young, that they should fail ; when 
 older, that they were failing ; and in old age, that they had failed. 
 And what of that 1 They were all human beings ; who was there 
 who had not failed 1 But suppose they learned this lesson that 
 God had breathed into them the breath of life and acted up to the 
 responsibility which that entailed ; then they would know that their 
 work would never fail and could never fail, because " the word of 
 the Lord shall stand for ever." 
 
 This abstract is fairly complete and accurate ; and 
 yet it gives little true idea of the sermon. Its telling- 
 force depended so much upon the personal magnetism 
 of the preacher ; and no pen can transfer to paper the 
 deep earnestness which made it what it was. 
 
 My father always used to complain that he was 
 terribly nervous when preaching, but no one who did
 
 VOICE AND DELIVERY. 37 
 
 not know him very intimately indeed would have 
 imagined for a moment that such was the case. So, 
 too, in his lecturing, with regard to which he made 
 a similar complaint. But I do' not think that his 
 nervousness ever lasted very long. His first few sen- 
 tences were generally a little stiff and formal, and had 
 obviously been carefully thought out and formed before 
 the sermon began. But then, as he warmed to his 
 subject, these traces of formality would altogether 
 disappear ; and I do not think that he was ever 
 nervous after that. 
 
 His delivery was never very good. His voice was 
 naturally rather throaty and husky, and at no time was 
 it ever really strong. And yet he had the great faculty 
 of making himself plainly heard, even in the most dis- 
 tant recesses of the largest building. Even when stand- 
 ing on the steps leading from the nave into the choir of 
 Canterbury Cathedral, as he had to do when conducting 
 the rehearsals of the great choral festivals, and issuing 
 his orders to the choristers, who were but just entering 
 from the cloisters, those orders were distinctly heard. 
 Probably this was owing to the fact that he took such 
 remarkable pains with the due enunciation of his words. 
 
 He had at one time stammered terribly, and although 
 he had undergone a course of treatment, and had, been 
 almost completely cured, there were certain words which 
 he could never utter without great and obvious diffi- 
 culty ; and he was even at times compelled to exchange 
 these for others, from pure inability to pronounce them. 
 Therefore, I think, he was the more careful with all his
 
 38 THE REV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 words ; and certainly even his most distant auditors 
 could always hear him quite easily and distinctly. 
 
 My father's last sermon was preached at Edenbridge, 
 Kent, on February 17th ; 1889, when he selected 1 Cor. 
 ix. 9 as his text. Usually he placed the notes of his 
 sermon in his pocket Greek Testament after delivering 
 it ; but as this sermon was preached after he had left 
 home for the last time, I am unable to find the brief 
 outline which he almost certainly wrote. And probably 
 it was accidentally destroyed with other private papers. 
 
 Connected with my father's clerical labours, although 
 not of them, was the work which he did in furtherance 
 of the objects of the " Funeral Eeform Association.'* 
 He was- himself a strong advocate of cremation, which, 
 as he used to say, only brings about in a couple of hours 
 the identical result which burial causes in a number of 
 years. Sooner or later the body must be dissolved into 
 gases, and he himself preferred that this should be done 
 by a process which involves no injury to the living, and 
 does away with some of the most repulsive circumstances 
 associated in the popular mind with death. Cremation, 
 however, not being advocated by the Association, which 
 aims principally at the simplification of funeral cere- 
 monies, and the speedy and true restoration of " earth 
 to earth, dust to dust," he set himself diligently to work 
 to further their aims ; repeatedly speaking at their 
 public meetings, organising such a meeting at our own 
 house at St. Peter's, and losing no opportunity of en- 
 forcing their arguments both in sermon and in private
 
 THE "FUNERAL REFORM ASSOCIATION:' 39 
 
 conversation. " Mourning," whether taking- the form of 
 black clothing, black-edged letter-paper, or the outward 
 indications of woe which are usually so prominent at 
 the modern funeral, was absolutely abhorrent to him. 
 He could feel the loss of a friend deeply ; but on re- 
 ligious, as well as upon other grounds, would never 
 show his sorrow in the orthodox manner. And, long 
 before he joined the Association at all, he wrote out 
 careful directions for his own funeral, whenever it 
 should come ; expressing the very strongest desire that 
 everything connected with it should be of the plainest 
 possible description, that no lead coffin should on any 
 account be used, and that no mourning should be worn 
 for him by the members of his family. 
 
 This was a subject upon which he undoubtedly felt 
 very strongly. It seemed so plainly evident to him 
 that the more extravagant forms of mourning were 
 utterly opposed to the spirit of the Christian religion 
 deeds giving the lie to words ; and that the ordinary 
 system of burial is merely a vain and reasonless attempt 
 to delay that which is inevitable in the end. He re- 
 cognised the sanitary side of the question, too, and 
 urged the mischief often caused to the living by the 
 unsatisfactory and illogical disposal of the dead. And 
 so, as a question of religion, as well as one of plain 
 common-sense, he did all that lay in his power to 
 further the objects of the Association, and to enlist 
 others in the cause. 
 
 Had his time permitted him, he would, I think, 
 have taken up the question even more enthusiastically
 
 40 THE EEV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 than lie did. There was nothing that he enjoyed more 
 than working up some subject upon which the public in 
 general needed enlightenment, obtaining all possible 
 information upon the matter, and then imparting the 
 results of his inquiry to others. And he was so deeply 
 interested in funeral reform that he would have thrown 
 his whole heart into the work, and have done his very 
 best to bring that reform about.
 
 CHAPTEE III. 
 
 THE CANTERBURY FESTIVALS. 
 
 The Erith Church Choir Dedication Festival at Northfleet Dedication 
 Festival at Erith Choosing a Precentor for the Diocesan Choral Union 
 What the Precentorship involved Compilation of the Festival book- 
 Practising the Parish Choirs Raising the standard of the Services Some 
 Cathedral spectacles Enlarging the Choir Fighting a Dean and Chapter 
 The Festival of 1869 Efforts to obtain a Processional Hymn Attitude of 
 the Dean His final consent An unlooked-for proceeding The Dean 
 obedient Effect of the Hymn Arrangements for the Procession How 
 the Hymn was "conducted" The rehearsal in the Chapter House An 
 impressive incident Brass instruments Increase in the Choir Resigna- 
 tion of the Precentorship Summary of work accomplished. 
 
 IN the year 1867 the choir of Erith Parish Church, 
 which had then been for three years under my father's 
 management and tuition, was at its best. There was 
 one point in which it was almost unique. All the 
 adult voices were those of gentlemen, and the result 
 was a refinement in the style of singing quite beyond 
 the attainment of the ordinary village choir. Then the 
 constant practices ; the minute attention paid to every 
 detail of the service ; and, above all, the regular anthem- 
 singing on Sunday evenings : all these had contributed 
 to raise the choir to an unusually high pitch of excel- 
 lence, and to render the church an attraction to visitors 
 for miles around. 
 
 In the early summer of this year a dedication 
 festival was held at the parish church of Northfleet,
 
 42 THE REV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 and both my father and his vicar were invited to take 
 part. The preacher at the service was the Eight 
 Reverend Bishop H. L. Jenner, who had lately been 
 consecrated to the See of Dunedin, but had not yet 
 left England for his diocese. With him my father at 
 once struck up a friendship, which afterwards ripened 
 into intimacy ; and Archdeacon Smith was so delighted 
 with both the service and the sermon that he then and 
 there resolved that a Dedication Festival should without 
 delay be held in his own church at Erith, and that the 
 Bishop, if possible, should again be the preacher. The 
 Bishop, on being asked, at once consented, and in the 
 following August the festival was duly held. 
 
 The music upon this occasion seems to have been 
 unusually good, and the Bishop himself was very much 
 surprised to learn that the very existence of the choir, 
 as well as its excellence, was due to my father's labours. 
 He was himself at that time the Precentor of the 
 Canterbury Diocesan Choral Union, which held annual 
 festivals always on the Tuesday following Trinity 
 Sunday in the magnificent cathedral of the arch- 
 diocese ; and to this he made a passing reference when 
 speaking at the luncheon which followed the Dedication 
 Festival. There was one subject, he said, upon which 
 he the Bishop would like to say a few words. 
 He had ever regarded as a pet child the Canterbury 
 Diocesan Choral Union, and in order to promote its 
 success he had, with his colleague, always endeavoured 
 to extend its workings throughout the county. He 
 had even proposed to himself visiting every district,
 
 THE CANTERBURY CHORAL UNION. 43 
 
 if possible, with a view to establishing branches. 
 Other duties, however, had intervened which had 
 prevented him from carrying out this idea in its 
 completeness. He hoped that his remarks on this 
 occasion would have the effect of inducing many of 
 the parishioners of Erith to join this Choral Union, 
 which could not fail to produce good results in per- 
 fecting the service of song in the house of the Lord. 
 Then, after touching upon one or two incidental topics, 
 he concluded his remarks by saying that there were very 
 few country churches indeed in which would be found 
 musical services conducted as they were at Erith. 
 
 Now, of course, the Bishop's rapidly approaching de- 
 parture for his distant diocese involved the resignation 
 of his post as Precentor of the Choral Union ; and he 
 was at this time searching for some duly qualified man 
 who might succeed him. The vacant post, it is true, 
 was temporarily filled, but the holder was very anxious 
 to resign it, and had, indeed, signified his intention of 
 doing so after the following festival. And so the idea 
 occurred to the Bishop that, if my father could produce 
 such a service in such a parish, he would surely be the 
 right man to occupy the vacant position. Quite un- 
 expectedly, therefore, he one day paid us a visit, and, with 
 the full concurrence of the cathedral authorities, asked 
 him to take up the work which he himself had been 
 obliged to relinquish. My father, after due considera- 
 tion, consented. And so, in 1868, he found himself 
 responsible at the cathedral for the greatest service of 
 all the year, with the musical .department resting upon
 
 44 THE REV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 him, and him alone. In other words, he had to select 
 the music, arrange the order of service, communicate 
 with all the choirg in the diocese, arid then travel from 
 one to the other for the space of eight or nine con- 
 secutive weeks, in order that each might receive the 
 benefit of his own personal instruction. Then all the 
 necessary arrangements had to be made at the cathedral, 
 the order of service appointed, and the final rehearsals 
 held in the Chapter House ; so that, before the festival 
 could be held, nearly three months had of necessity to 
 be given up to the settlement of preliminaries, while an 
 amount of labour was involved which very few already 
 busy men would not gladly have avoided. 
 
 This, however, was by no means all, for, long before 
 the first practice could be held, the festival book had 
 to be compiled, and seen through the press. And 
 this alone was an undertaking involving no little 
 time and trouble. The music for two full services had 
 first of all to be selected, with the requirements of the 
 cathedral authorities, the choirs taking part, and the 
 service itself kept well in view. Perhaps some special 
 chants or hymns had to be procured, arid arrangements 
 made with composers. Then the organist of the 
 cathedral had to be consulted, and perhaps also the 
 precentors of some of the principal choirs of the 
 diocese. Then, when all this preliminary business 
 was over, the book had to undergo the process of 
 examination and revision by the Dean and Chapter. 
 
 Generally, that body took exception to some part 
 or parts of the book. Then came a wordy warfare
 
 FIGHTING A DEAN AND CHAPTEll. 45 
 
 through the medium of the post, usually carried on 
 with a good deal of spirit, but resulting generally in 
 concessions on both sides. After his first experience, 
 I may here mention, my father used purposely to make 
 an insertion or two which he himself had no desire 
 whatever to uphold, and which he knew perfectly well 
 would never be allowed to remain by the Chapter. 
 That august body, however, usually remained content 
 with the assertion of their power shown in striking out 
 the objectionable passages, and allowed all that my 
 father really wished for to remain unchallenged. And 
 so all parties were satisfied. 
 
 Then, after the book was printed and published, 
 arrangements had to be made with every choir which 
 was to take part in the festival for a private practice by 
 the precentor himself ; necessitating a vast amount ot 
 correspondence, and the expenditure of much time and 
 ingenuity in making the different fixtures work in with 
 one another. A good deal of expense would also have 
 been involved, but this was in great part obviated by 
 the liberality of the South- Eastern and London, Chat- 
 ham, and Dover Railway Companies, who. furnished the 
 precentor with a free pass over the whole of their 
 respective systems during the two months over which 
 the preliminary practices extended. 
 
 But the mere necessary work attending the pro- 
 duction of the festivals was sufficient to appal an 
 already busy man, far more so one whose time was so 
 greatly occupied as was that of my father. But he, 
 nevertheless, went to work with his accustomed energ}'
 
 46 THE EEV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 and enthusiasm, and at once set himself to raise the 
 standard both of the music and of the actual service 
 itself. 
 
 There was plenty of room for improvement in both. 
 In 1868 my father attended the festival, and was much 
 shocked to see the slovenly, and even irreverent, be- 
 haviour of those who, of all men, should have known 
 better. "Walking up the centre of the choir of the 
 cathedral itself might be seen clergy, arrayed in full 
 canonicals, carrying an ordinary tall hat in one hand, 
 and with a gaily dressed lady on either arm. The alms 
 at the festival service itself, instead of being presented 
 at the altar, were deliberately and openly placed in 
 a hat, and so carried off to the Chapter House. And all 
 else was conducted on similar principles. 
 
 The combined choirs, again, numbered but some four 
 hundred voices a meagre show from a diocese compre- 
 hending more than as many parishes. And, finally, the 
 festival service itself was of the most ordinary type ; 
 scarcety, in fact, superior to that which one may now 
 hear upon every day in the week in almost every 
 cathedral in England. 
 
 All this my father set himself to reform ; but, of 
 course, he had to go to work carefully, and to do what 
 he wished to do by slow degrees. Cathedral corporations 
 are proverbially conservative and difficult to move ; and 
 argument, entreaty, sarcasm, invective, and bitter scorn 
 were all freely employed without bringing about very 
 much in the way of results. Perseverance and patience 
 did their work, however, and after a time one or
 
 ARRANGING FOR A PROCESSIONAL HJMN. 47 
 
 two members of the Chapter suffered themselves to 
 be persuaded, and even took up the cudgels upon my 
 father's side ; and, although the warfare regularly broke 
 out year after year when the approaching festival came 
 up for consideration, most of the points for which 
 he contended were ultimately conceded. 
 
 In the first festival which he conducted that of 
 1809 he managed to secure a great accession of 
 reverence from all concerned ; and in that year, for the 
 first time, the alms were duly and properly offered upon 
 the altar by the present Bishop of Dover, who officiated. 
 
 His next step was to arrange for a processional hymn 
 an undertaking in which he met with great op- 
 position. Hitherto the surpliced portion of the choir, 
 after robing in the Chapter House, had straggled hur- 
 riedly into the choir, mutely and untidily, and a great 
 and impressive effect had been allowed to slip. Now 
 my father wished for a systematic procession, singing 
 some good and solid processional hyrnn. 
 
 His chief difficulty in arranging for this lay in the 
 attitude of the Dean (Dr. Alford), who, for a long time, 
 could not be brought to see that ordinary decorum 
 required an orderly procession, while such a procession 
 was hardly possible unless it were permitted to sing 
 upon the march. Neither would he agree for a while 
 that the impressiveness of the effect was at all a thing 
 to be desired. By dint of much perseverance, however, 
 my father carried his point ; and then incontinently 
 followed up his victory by suggesting that the Dean 
 himself should write a processional hymn for the occa-
 
 48 THE REV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 sion, and compose the music also ! The Dean, at first, 
 was a little overcome by the audacity of the proposal, 
 but finally consented ; and shortly afterwards my father 
 received a very admirable hymn, with the Dean's com- 
 pliments. This, however, good as it was, was by no 
 means the kind of hymn which he wanted ; and so he 
 wrote off again to the Dean, pointing out that the 
 hymn, while excellent in its way, was not at all adapted 
 to be sung upon the march. Would he kindly go into 
 his cathedral, walk slowly along the course which the 
 procession would take, and compose another hymn as he 
 did so ? 
 
 The good old Dean was not in the least offended by 
 the unhesitating rejection of his work, and did as he was 
 bid; and the result was that grand hymn beginning 
 "Forward be our watchword," which, consisting of eight 
 twelve-line verses, has since been added to " Hymns An- 
 cient and Modern," though set to different music. The 
 manuscript reached my father with a humorous little 
 note to the effect that the Dean had written the hymn 
 and put it into its hat and boots ; and that my father 
 might add the coat and trousers for himself. On look- 
 ing at the music, he found, accordingly, that only the 
 treble and bass had been supplied by the composer; 
 and, fearing to employ his own imperfect knowledge of 
 harmony in the attempt to supply the omission, he put 
 the matter into the hands of Mrs. J. Worthington Bliss 
 (Miss Lindsay), who kindly added what was necessary. 
 
 The effect of the hymn, when sung by the vast 
 body of choristers, was almost overwhelming. From
 
 ARRANGEMENTS FOR THE PROCESSION. 49 
 
 the time when the leaders of the procession emerged 
 from the cloisters into the north aisle to that in which the 
 last of the long stream ascended the steps of the choir, 
 nearly half-an-hour elapsed. And throughout the whole 
 of this time the glorious strains of Dean Alford's hymn 
 were taken up again and again by fresh bodies of voices, 
 each pair of choristers joining in the chorus as they 
 reached a specified spot, and ceasing as they set foot on 
 the last step of the ascent to the choir, and passed under 
 the screen to their seats within. The effect of such a 
 hymn, sung by such a body of voices in such a building 
 as the grand old Cathedral of Canterbury, was utterly 
 beyond the power of words to describe. Scarcely a 
 member of the congregation but was visibly moved, and 
 long before the last of the five " brigades," into which 
 the choristers were divided, had entered the choir, it was 
 felt that no such festival had ever before been held 
 within the walls of the stately Norman building. 
 
 Of course this magnificent result was not obtained 
 without an infinity of preliminary labour. And even 
 the arrangements for the procession itself were exceed- 
 ingly complicated. The original four hundred voices 
 had now risen to more than a thousand, a very large 
 proportion of which belonged to surpliced choristers. 
 All these had to be so arranged that throughout the 
 procession the due balance of the parts might be pre- 
 served; and at the same time some plan had to be 
 devised, by means of which no member of the procession 
 might at any moment be out of sight of the precentor's 
 baton.
 
 50 THE REV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 The first of these difficulties was overcome by the 
 division of the choir into the five "brigades" before re- 
 ferred to, each being constituted as a single choir, with 
 the various parts in their proper balance. The second 
 requirement was more difficult to fulfil, for there was no 
 one spot in the entire nave where a conductor could be 
 simultaneously seen by the whole of the procession. 
 After much thought and experiment, therefore, it was 
 determined that, during the processional hymn, my father 
 should be assisted by three lieutenants, each armed with 
 a baton, whose duty it should be exactly to imitate his 
 beat. He himself stood at the top of the choir-steps, 
 while they were so posted that each could see him, and 
 also that one of the four, at least, was visible from every 
 part of the course which the procession was to traverse. 
 And so the difficult question of time was settled. 
 
 As the last part of the last brigade set foot upon 
 the steps leading to the choir the hymn was hushed, 
 and they passed to their seats in silence. And then, as 
 the precentor ascended his conductor's dais near the 
 lectern, the whole choir, surpliced and unsurpliced, 
 broke out with one grand burst into the jubilant last 
 verse, which was sung with full organ accompaniment. 
 
 In this year, for the first time, in view of the great 
 strain upon the voices by the long service in the 
 cathedral, and the preliminary practice in the Chapter 
 House, the morning service was given up, and an after- 
 noon service only held, beginning at four o'clock. Early 
 in the day, however, there had been a choral celebration 
 of the Holy Communion in St. Margaret's Church, the
 
 REHEARSAL IN THE CHAPTER HOUSE. 51 
 
 preparations necessary for the afternoon service prevent- 
 ing it from being held in the cathedral itself. 
 
 The preliminary practice in the Chapter House the 
 processional hymn itself being of course rehearsed in 
 situ, and on the march occupied nearly two hours, and 
 obtained the honour of a special notice in one of the 
 leading musical newspapers. " There can be no doubt," 
 writes the critic, " that, merely as a singing lesson, the 
 practice in the Chapter House at Canterbury, under the 
 auspices of Mr. Wood and Mr. Longhurst, was of un- 
 told advantage to the choirs. It was amusing to notice 
 the astonishment of some of the rustics at finding out 
 the real meaning of a ' rest,' and their evident satisfac- 
 tion at the effect of the responses when sung with the 
 proper pauses. It was clearly a new experience, a real 
 revelation, to some of them. In like manner it is im- 
 possible to doubt that many young women were cured 
 for good of their odious trick of ' slurring ' one note 
 into another by Mr. Wood's clever caricature of them, 
 which made the Chapter House ring with laughter." 
 
 At one o'clock the assembled choristers were dis- 
 missed, to fortify the inner man against the fatigue of 
 the afternoon ; and at three o'clock the surpliced con- 
 tingent again repaired to the Chapter House, in order 
 to vest, while the remainder were ushered at once to 
 their seats in the choir. 
 
 Towards the end of the festival service in this year a 
 
 most striking incident occurred. The day had been a 
 
 very dull and cloudy one, and, although no rain had 
 
 fallen, the sun had never for a moment been visible. 
 
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 52 THE REV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 The second of the two offertory hymns was that beginning 
 " Saviour, blessed Saviour," and at the commencement 
 of the sixth verse, just as the words, " Brighter still and 
 brighter glows the western sun," were being sung, the 
 sun broke out for a moment from behind the clouds, 
 pouring through the great stained windows upon the 
 mass of white-robed choristers, and flooding the choir 
 with light. It was only for a moment ; but the effect, 
 coming just at that particular moment, and while those 
 particular words were being sung, was striking and im- 
 pressive in the extreme ; and no one who was present is 
 ever likely to forget it. 
 
 For the first time in the history of these festivals, 
 no sermon was preached upon this occasion, an omission 
 which provoked some amount of adverse criticism in the 
 press. .But circumstances had so altered from those 
 of previous years that the change was rendered abso- 
 lutely essential. When the choristers engaged only 
 numbered three or four hundred in all, and the congre- 
 gation together with the singers could easily be accom- 
 modated in the choir, a short address was right and 
 proper enough ; and Dean Alford, who was generally 
 the preacher, had a peculiar knack of saying the right 
 thing in just the right manner, while his clear pene- 
 trating voice was easily heard by all. But when the 
 number of choristers was nearly trebled, and every 
 corner of the choir was occupied by those who were 
 actually taking part in the service, some two thousand 
 people had to be accommodated with seats in the nave ; 
 and how was it possible that they should hear a sermon
 
 INTRODUCTION OF BRASS INSTRUMENTS. 53 
 
 preached in the choir ? The omission of the sermon, 
 in fact, was an obvious necessity, not a mere whim 
 upon the part of either the precentor or the cathedral 
 authorities, as some of the critics seemed to suppose. 
 
 Two years later my father managed to introduce 
 another improvement into the festival, in the shape of 
 brass instruments. These, however, were only employed 
 during the processional hymn, and consisted of four 
 cornets, the performers upon which led the procession, 
 and, on reaching the choir-steps, stood aside, still 
 playing as before, and allowed the long stream of singers 
 to pass between them. Then they too entered the 
 choir, laid aside their instruments, and joined in the 
 choral music as ordinary singers. The chief object of 
 the innovation was to support the voices, and to help in 
 maintaining them at the proper pitch. In former years 
 they had shown a tendency to become distressingly flat, 
 as was perhaps only natural in a hymn of such length ; 
 and once, after beginning in the key of Or, the proces- 
 sional was finished in that of F. This tendency the use 
 of the cornets entirely obviated; and the hymn went 
 better than ever before. In this year the choir num- 
 bered no less than twelve hundred voices, and the 
 proportion of surplices had considerably increased. 
 
 In 1875 my father conducted the festival for the 
 last time. He was beginning to find that he could no 
 longer manage to give up the two months necessary for 
 the preliminary practice, or afford the expense which, in 
 spite of the liberality of the two railway companies, 
 naturally attended the incessant travelling from place to
 
 54 THE REV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 place ; and lie therefore reluctantly sent in his resigna- 
 tion, which was as reluctantly accepted. 
 
 He had done much in his seven years of office. He 
 had secured at least outward reverence before, during, 
 and after the service. He had raised the general 
 standard of the music. He had greatly improved the 
 performance of that music. He had introduced the 
 processional hymn, and the brass instruments. He had 
 brought up the numbers of the choir from four hundred 
 to three times that number. And, incidentally, he had 
 raised the tone of choral music throughout the diocese, 
 and indirectly facilitated its introduction in parishes 
 where it had never been known before. In relinquishing 
 his baton, therefore, he could feel that he had done his 
 work ; but I am sure that he deeply regretted the 
 necessity of doing so, and that he would have been only 
 too glad to continue that work if such a course had 
 been at all possible.
 
 CHAPTEE IV. 
 
 LITERARY WORK. 
 
 First ideas of Authorship Popular ignorance of Natural History Scientists 
 and Nomenclature The smaller Natural History Its leading principle 
 Translation of " A Tour Round my Garden " First volume of 
 " Anecdotes of Animal Life " Its scope and character Appearance of the 
 second volume "Every Boy's Book" The Great Bird Question "My 
 Feathered Friends" "Common Objects of the Sea-shore" An amusing 
 adventure " Common Objects of the Country " Astonishing success A 
 singular request " The Playground " Preparations for the larger 
 Natural History The labour involved Character of the work 
 Destruction necessary for Preservation True object of the study of 
 Zoology Natural History and Religion. 
 
 THE first idea of taking up literary work as at least a 
 supplementary profession appears to have occurred to my 
 father some time during the year 1850. At that time, 
 having given up his tutorship at Hinton, he was re- 
 siding in Oxford, and occupying himself partly in the 
 tuition of a private pupil with whom he afterwards 
 paid two short visits of a few weeks each to France 
 partly in studying comparative anatomy under Doctor 
 now Sir Henry Acland, the Eegius Professor, and 
 partly in reading for Holy Orders. Probably he felt 
 that it would be well, if possible, to obtain some 
 pecuniary profit from the work in which he was so 
 much absorbed ; and his rapidly increasing familiarity 
 with the wonders of the animal kingdom gave him good 
 ground to suppose that he could produce a book which 
 would at least be accurate as far as the subject-matter
 
 56 THE EEV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 was concerned, and which might very possibly help to 
 instruct the public upon a branch of science of which 
 mankind in general then knew very little. 
 
 For in those days the book of Nature was practically 
 a sealed volume to all but the few who were able and 
 willing to undergo a long apprenticeship before they 
 could become acquainted with its marvels and its 
 mysteries. It had been made a hard, dry science, 
 teeming with technicalities and incomprehensible 
 phraseology, and sesquipedalian and often unmeaning 
 nomenclature. Classification was regarded far more 
 highly than the study of habits and life-histories, and 
 animals were looked upon, in fact, rather as cleverly 
 constructed machines than as living beings made from 
 the same clay as man himself. And consequently 
 Natural History had come to be associated in the 
 popular mind with all that was uninteresting and 
 repellent, and the wonder-world of Nature, only need- 
 ing the easily applied key of Interest to open it, was as 
 yet almost wholly unknown. 
 
 So my father set himself to write a small Natural 
 History for the general reader, in which technicalities 
 and scientific phraseology should be either set aside 
 altogether, or at least, when necessity compelled their 
 adoption, be carefully and simply explained. From 
 this principle, in fact, he never swerved throughout the 
 whole of his literary career. Thoroughly familiar him- 
 self with the rules of classification, and perfectly at 
 home in the tongue not " understanded of the people," 
 which was then almost invariably adopted by writers
 
 THE FIRST "NATURAL HISTORY." 57 
 
 upon Natural History, lie could yet thoroughly appreciate 
 the manifold difficulties which they presented to others, 
 and especially to such as were but just entering upon 
 the first rudiments of the science. And so he resolved, 
 as far as his own writings were concerned, to use only 
 simple and plainly intelligible language, which, with no 
 parade of learning, should yet convey accurate know- 
 ledge upon the subject of which it treated. And I 
 do not think that in any of his books or magazine 
 articles there is one single sentence which could not 
 easily be understood. 
 
 The book appeared in 1851, under the auspices of 
 Messrs. Eoutledge & Co., and met with a sale which, 
 if not phenomenal in its character, amply justified both 
 author and publisher in undertaking further ventures. 
 The first step towards popularising Natural History had 
 been taken, and the public had responded, if not with 
 ardour, at any rate with warmth. And my father 
 began to feel that a literary career was before him, and 
 a definite line of work laid down. 
 
 For some time after the production of his first 
 volume, however, he was prevented by the force of 
 circumstances from following up his success. His pupil 
 naturally took up much of his time; his anatomical 
 studies, which of course he could not regulate to suit 
 his own individual desires, occupied still more ; and to 
 the preparation for his Ordination, which was now 
 drawing near, he was obliged to devote several hours 
 of daily labour. And all that he could do for a while 
 was to collect material, and to write a few lines when-
 
 58 THE REV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 ever he could contrive to find a little leisure-time. Yet 
 he managed to translate from the French Alphonse 
 Karr's charming "Tour Eound my Garden," and to 
 bring it out with divers editorial notes. This was in 
 1852, in June of which year came his Ordination ; 
 and then for two years he was busier than ever. The 
 work of the parish took up almost the whole of his 
 time ; every hour of every day had its own special 
 duties assigned to it. And literature had, of course, to 
 go to the wall. 
 
 In the following year, however, appeared the first 
 volume of " Anecdotes of Animal Life," which had 
 been written mainly before his Ordination, and com- 
 pleted in odds and ends of spare time afterwards. The 
 title of the work explains itself, as far as its general 
 idea is concerned ; but, so far from being in any way 
 comprehensive in its scope, it was limited to some eight 
 or nine animals only, which were treated at consider- 
 able length, in anecdotal manner, and discussed most 
 thoroughly from different points of view. In 1856 
 appeared the second volume of the same work, in which 
 the same system was adopted with another group of 
 animals, both volumes meeting with a very fair measure 
 of success. The two have since been published together 
 under the less happy title of "Animal Traits and 
 Characteristics." 
 
 His next literary work was the editing of " Every 
 Boy's Book," for Messrs. Eoutledge & Co., a task for 
 which his own skill in almost all outdoor and indoor 
 sports eminently fitted him. And then in 1854 he
 
 "MY FEATHERED FRIENDS. & 
 
 began to find, as shown in the preceding chapter, 
 that the arduous and poorly paid parish work must be 
 given up for a time, and literature be regarded awhile 
 as the crutch instead of as the staff. 
 
 The perennial " Bird Question " was now occupying 
 his thoughts a good deal, and though he seldom, during 
 his career as an author, approached Natural History 
 from its economic side, he began industriously to collect 
 information respecting the influence of birds on agri- 
 culture and horticulture, by way of supplement to his 
 own experiences of very nearly twenty years. As a 
 result of this study, he found himself able to champion 
 the cause of the birds, and, towards the end of 1856, 
 " My Feathered Friends " embodied the result of his 
 investigations, and pointed out the extreme value of, 
 the smaller birds alike to gardener and farmer. Black- 
 birds and thrushes, it was shown, although they eat a 
 certain amount of garden fruit, amply atone for their 
 occasional mischief by the vast amount of snails and 
 noxious insects which they destroy. Some of the 
 finches are fond of corn ; but then, on the other hand, 
 they feed themselves partially, and their young entirely, 
 with some of the most troublesome and mischievous of 
 all the farmer's foes. And so, though undoubtedly 
 injurious at one season of the year, they are as 
 undoubtedly beneficial at another. The rook steals 
 walnuts and potatoes, and also visits the corn-stacks 
 at times ; but then the benefit which the same bird 
 confers upon the farmer by the wholesale slaughter of 
 wire-worms and other root-feeding grubs is simply
 
 60 TEE RE V. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 incalculable. The kestrels and the owls, in spite of the 
 accusations so freely brought against them by game- 
 keepers and owners of poultry, are altogether invaluable 
 benefactors, and alone prevent the produce of our 
 fields from being entirely destroyed by mice. And 
 even the much-vilified sparrow is not altogether so 
 black as he is painted, but undoubtedly possesses more 
 than the one redeeming virtue to qualify his thousand 
 crimes. Such was the teaching of "My Feathered 
 Friends." 
 
 In the following year 1857 Messrs. Eoutledge & 
 Co., who had conceived the idea of publishing a series 
 of shilling Handbooks on Natural History and kindred 
 topics, requested my father to undertake one at least of 
 the volumes ; and he, therefore, set busily to work upon 
 " Common Objects of the Sea-shore." The book was 
 not a large one, and the actual writing was a matter of 
 only a few weeks ; but, as he did not care to describe 
 any animal with which he was not thoroughly familiar, 
 the preliminary investigations occupied some little time, 
 and the small sum which he received for the copyright 
 was certainly thoroughly earned. 
 
 The book appeared towards the end of 1857, and 
 met with an immediate and marked success, the 
 publishers being scarcely able to keep pace with the 
 demand. It was quite a new thing for those who make 
 holiday at the seaside to be able to learn something 
 about the various creatures which they were daily 
 finding in the rock-pools, or lying dead upon the 
 shore ; and the little handbook opened out quite a new
 
 THE NATURALIST AT WORK. 61 
 
 world, while the popular style in which it was written 
 rendered it easily intelligible to all. 
 
 In connection with this book my father met with a 
 rather amusing incident. Soon after its publication, he 
 was hard at work among the rock-pools at Margate, a 
 mallet and a chisel in his hand, his oldest coat on, and 
 his trousers tucked up to his knees. Just as he was 
 moving from one pool to another, a. small company of 
 fashionably dressed young ladies approached, deeply 
 intent upon a copy of his own " Common Objects." 
 Just as they passed they looked up, saw the en- 
 thusiastic naturalist in his working attire, shrugged 
 their shoulders, elevated their noses, and murmured, 
 " How very disgusting ! " And then they returned to 
 their book. 
 
 The success of " Common Objects of the Sea-shore " 
 was followed by still more striking results in the case of 
 " Common Objects of the Country," which appeared in 
 1858. The book took the public completely by storm. 
 A first edition of one hundred thousand copies was 
 prepared, and at the end of a single week not a copy 
 was to be procured ! Edition followed edition, and still 
 the printers and binders could scarcely work with 
 sufficient rapidity to meet the orders which still came 
 pouring in. After a time, of course, the demand 
 slackened j but from that day to this it has never 
 ceased, and " Common Objects of the Country " is still 
 a book which commands a yearly sale. 
 
 Most unfortunately, however, my father, when 
 making arrangements for the production of these two
 
 62 TEE REV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 books, accepted the same terms which were offered to 
 the writers of other books of the same series, and 
 disposed of the copyrights for merely a small sum. He 
 could not, of course, foresee the astonishing success with 
 which the books would sell, and, looking rather to the 
 length of time occupied by the actual preparation of the 
 MS. of course, only a very few weeks than to the 
 return which those books would bring in to the 
 publishers, took what was offered him, and parted with 
 all further interest in the publication. Had he retained 
 the copyrights, there can be no doubt that he would 
 have cleared a large sum of money ; as it was, the actual 
 remuneration which he received for each of the two 
 handbooks amounted to only thirty pounds ! 
 
 After the first of the two little books was published, 
 a great number of letters reached him from readers, 
 most of them asking for further information upon 
 certain points, and some of a very amusing character. 
 Perhaps the funniest was one dated from Cincinnati, 
 U.S.A. The writer had read the Eev. J. G. Wood's 
 interesting book with much pleasure ; but, living so far 
 from the sea as he did, many animals described therein 
 were absolutely unknown to him. And, in particular, 
 he had a great desire to examine a jelly-fish. Might he 
 ask the Eev. J. G. Wood to forward him one by return 
 of post ? 
 
 About this time, appeared "The Playground," in 
 which my father I believe for the first and only time 
 as far as book-work was concerned adopted the nom 
 de plume of "George Forest." The little volume in
 
 THE SECOND l( NATURAL HISTORY." 63 
 
 question, too, represents his only venture in the 
 direction of fiction, the book being a small tale of school 
 life, so constructed as to give, in narrative form, much 
 useful advice upon outdoor and indoor games, and 
 athletic sports of various descriptions. In one of the 
 characters Edward Benson, eldest son of the head- 
 master he depicts himself as he was when a young 
 man; small and slight, and apparently weak and 
 unhealthy, but with great power of endurance, and no 
 little development of muscle. The book is so arranged 
 as to include exactly a year of school-life ; so that the 
 sports and recreations adapted to the different seasons 
 are all described in due succession. It has now, I 
 believe, for many years been out of print. 
 
 The phenomenal success of the " Common Objects 
 of the Country " led to arrangements for the production 
 of a very much larger and more important work the 
 second Natural History. The preparations for this were 
 made upon an unusually lavish scale. All the illustra- 
 tions were to be drawn specially for the work, and only 
 the best artists were to be employed. Type, paper, and 
 all the other accessories were to be of the best descrip- 
 tion, and no expense was to be spared either in produc- 
 tion or in advertising. Finally, the work was first to 
 make its appearance in monthly parts (of which there 
 were to be forty-eight in all), and, after the whole was 
 completed, it was to be re-issued in the form of three 
 bulky volumes, of large octavo size. 
 
 Of course the labour connected with the publication 
 of this large and important work was very severe. Each
 
 64 THE REV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 month my father was responsible for forty-eight pages 
 of letter-press due deduction being made for illustra- 
 tions ; and each month many hours had to be given up 
 to personal interviews with the artists, correction of 
 blocks and printer's proofs, and all the manifold details 
 connected with the production of any work upon a 
 tolerably large scale. Then every available source of 
 information had to be sought out ; all the leading 
 authorities examined ; new material obtained from those 
 who had any personal knowledge of the rarer animals 
 described ; and almost daily visits paid to the Zoologi- 
 cal Gardens in the Eegent's Park, and the leading 
 London museums. And all this in addition to the 
 labour involved by the actual writing. 
 
 Into this book my father put perhaps his very 'best 
 work. All who know the three stout volumes will be 
 able to appreciate the careful labour bestowed on the 
 description of every individual animal ; but over and 
 above this there is much of a higher quality, much in 
 which a deeper note is struck, and in which some of the 
 many problems as yet unsolved by man are brought 
 forward, treated with reverent care, and finally put by 
 with an evident sense of regret. Perhaps I may be 
 permitted to quote the following by way of example : 
 
 The attribute which we call Desti-uction ought to be termed 
 Conservation and Progression, for without its beneficent influence all 
 things would be limited in their number and manifestation as soon 
 as they came into existence, and there would be no improvement in 
 physical, moral, or spiritual natures. In such sad case, it would be 
 possible to find a centre and circumference to creation, whereas it is 
 truly as unlimited as the very being of its Creator.
 
 DESTRUCTION AND PRESERVATION. 65 
 
 Suppose, for example, that the huge saurians of the geological 
 eras had been permitted to retain their place upon the earth, and 
 that the land and water were overrun with megatheria, iguano- 
 dons, and other creatures of like nature. Suppose, to take our own 
 island as a limited example, that the land were peopled with the 
 naked and painted savages of its ancient times, unchanged in 
 numbers, in habits, and in customs. It is evident that in either 
 case the country would be unable to retain the higher animals and 
 the loftier humanity of the present day, and that in order to escape 
 absolute stagnation it is a necessity that old things should pass away, 
 and that the new should take their place. How limited would the 
 human race be were it not subject to physical death ! But a very 
 few years and the earth would be over-peopled, setting aside the 
 question of bodily nourishment, which requires the destruction of 
 other beings, either animal or vegetable. The same rule holds good 
 with regard to moral as well as physical improvement, for it is 
 necessary that all mental progress should be caused by a continual 
 destruction, a death of erroneous ideas, before the corresponding 
 truths can obtain entrance into the mind. 
 
 Apply the same principle to the entire creation, and it will 
 become evident that the destructive attribute is essentially the pre- 
 server and the improver. Death, so-called, is the best guardian of the 
 human race, and its preserver from the most terrible selfishness and 
 the direst immorality. If men were unable to form any conception 
 of a future state, and were forced to continue in the present phase of 
 existence to all eternity, they would naturally turn their endeavours 
 to collecting as much as possible of the things which afford sensual 
 pleasure, and each would lead an individual and selfish life, with no 
 future for which to hope, and no aim at which to aspire. 
 
 The popular error respecting the destructive principle is that it 
 is supposed to be identical with annihilation, than which notion 
 nothing can be more false in itself, or more libellous to the Supreme 
 Creator of all things. Death is to every man a terror, an abasement, 
 or an exaltation, as the case may be ; but, in truth, to those who are 
 capable of grasping this most beautiful subject, destruction is shown 
 as transmutation, and death becomes birth. Nothing that is once 
 brought into existence can ever be annihilated, for the simple reason 
 that it is an emanation of the Deity, who is life itself, essential
 
 66 THE REV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 eternal, and universal. The form is constantly liable to mutation, 
 but the substance always remains. 
 
 In every pebble that lies unheeded on the ground are pent sundry 
 gaseous substances, which only await the delivering hand of the 
 analyser to be liberated and expanded ; possessing in their free and 
 etherealised existence many powers and properties which they were 
 debarred from exercising while imprisoned in their condensed and 
 materialised form. To the ordinary observer, the stone thus trans- 
 muted in its form appears to be destroyed, but its apparent death ia in 
 reality the beginning of a new life, with extended powers and more 
 ethereal substance. Thus it is that physical death acts upon man- 
 kind, and in that light it is regarded by the true and brave spirit, 
 with whom to live is toil, and death is a new birth into life, of \yhich 
 he is conscious even here. Death is to such minds the greatest 
 boon that could be conferred upon them, for just as the destruction 
 of the pebble etherealises and expands the element of its being, 
 so by the death or destruction of the body the spirit is liberated 
 from its material prison, and humanity is divinised through death. 
 
 And also the following, which I select because it 
 embodies my father's great principle, that scientific 
 phraseology is in place only in strictly scientific works 
 written expressly for strictly scientific readers, and 
 that in books written for the general public it may 
 and must be dispensed with. 
 
 Thfe observer can, in a minute fragment of bone, though hardly 
 larger than a midge's wing, read the class of animal of whose frame- 
 work it once formed a part as decisively as if its former owner were 
 present to claim his property ; for each particle of every animal is 
 imbued with the nature of the whole being. The life-character is 
 enshrined in and written upon every sanguine disc that rolls through 
 the veins ; is manifested in every fibre and nervelet that gives energy 
 and force to the breathing and active body ; and is stereotyped upon 
 each bony atom that forms part of its skeleton framework. 
 
 Whoever reads these hieroglyphs rightly is truly a poet and a
 
 SCIENCE AND RELIGION. 67 
 
 prophet ; for to him the " valley of dry bones " becomes a vision of 
 death passed away, and a prevision of a resurrection and a life to 
 come. As he gazes upon the vast multitude of dead, sapless me- 
 morials of beings long since perished, " there is a shaking, and the 
 bones come together " once again ; their fleshy clothing is restored 
 to them ; the vital fluid courses through their bodies ; the spirit of 
 life is breathed into them; "and they live and stand upon their 
 feet. v Ages upon ages roll back their tides, and once more the vast 
 reptile epoch reigns on earth. The huge saurians shake the ground 
 with their heavy tread, wallow in the slimy ooze, or glide sinuous 
 through the waters ; while winged reptiles flap their course through 
 the miasmatic vapours that hang dank and heavy over the marshy 
 world. As with them, so with us an inevitable progression 
 towards higher stages of existence, the effete and undeveloped 
 beings passing away to make room for new and loftier and more 
 perfect creations. What is the volume that has thus recorded the 
 chronicles of an age so long past, and prophecies of so far-distant 
 a future ? Simply a little fragment of mouldering bone, tossed aside 
 contemptuously by the careless labourer as miner's " rubbish." 
 
 Not only is the past history of each being written in every 
 particle of which its material frame is constructed, but the past 
 records of the universe to which it belongs, and a prediction of its 
 future. God can make no one thing that is not universal in its 
 teachings, if we would only be so taught ; if not the fault is with the 
 pupils, not with the Teacher. He writes His ever-living words in 
 all the works of His hand ; He spreads this ample book before us, 
 always ready to teach, if we will only learn. We walk in the midst 
 of miracles with closed eyes and stopped ears, dazzled and be- 
 wildered with the light, fearful and distrustful of the Word. 
 
 It is not enough to accumulate facts as misers gather coins, and 
 then to put them away on our bookshelves, guarded by the bars and 
 bolts of technical phraseology. As coins, the facts must be circu- 
 lated, and given to the public for their use. It is no matter of 
 wonder that the generality of readers recoil from works on the 
 natural sciences, and look upon them as mere collections of tedious 
 names, irksome to read, unmanageable of utterance, and impossible 
 to remember. Our scientific libraries are filled with facts, dead, 
 hard, dry, and material as the fossil bones that fill the sealed and 
 
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 68 THE REV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 caverned libraries of the past. But true science will breathe life 
 into that dead mass, and fill the study of zoology with poetry and 
 spirit. 
 
 Such digressions from the main principle of the 
 work occur not uncommonly throughout the three 
 volumes, generally at the close of a chapter if such 
 the divisions of the book may rightly be termed where 
 the leading characteristics of a group of animals are 
 being summed up, and a few general conclusions drawn. 
 And in most cases they illustrate one of the leading 
 principles of his writings of which he often spoke to 
 intimate friends, although never formulating it in print 
 namely, that in writing books of such a character as 
 his own, religious instruction, while it should never be 
 brought obtrusively forward, could and should always 
 be afforded by implication. More than once, when 
 writing for magazines of an avowedly religious cha- 
 racter, editorial additions were inserted after the proofs 
 had passed through his hands, generally consisting of 
 Scriptural quotations Avhich seemed specially applicable 
 to the subject under treatment. These always made 
 him furious, and usually resulted in a strong letter of 
 expostulation ; for he was accustomed to say that, while 
 he always endeavoured to teach religion in all that he 
 wrote, he never attempted to force it upon his readers, 
 but always left them to gather it half-unconsciously 
 from the general tenor of his writings. si sic omnes I
 
 CHAPTEE V. 
 
 LITERARY WORK (continued}. 
 
 Appearance of the larger Natural History "Common Objects of the 
 Microscope " The " Old and New Testament Histories " " Glimpses into 
 Petland " Incredulous Critics " Homes without Hands " Review in 
 The Times A curious characteristic Editorship of The Boy's Own 
 Magazine "The Zoological Gardens" Failure of the publisher An 
 amusing correspondence " Common Shells of the Sea-shore" "The 
 Fresh and Salt Water Aquarium " "Our Garden Friends and Foes" 
 Commencement of " The Natural History of Man " Preliminary investi- 
 gations Collection of savage weapons and implements "Bible Animals" 
 How the double work was performed The raison d'etre of " Bible 
 Animals " Its completion and appearance in volume form " Common 
 British Moths," and " Common British Beetles" "Insects at Home" 
 The "Modern Playmate" "Insects Abroad" Difficulty of obtaining 
 information. 
 
 THE first part of the great Natural History was 
 published in the month of March, 1859, and for forty- 
 eight consecutive months the parts regularly appeared, 
 until the whole animal creation, from the anthropoid 
 apes down to the infusoria and the sponges, had been 
 carefully and systematically described. The book was 
 by no means a strictly scientific work, in the ordinary 
 sense of the term. It was intended for the general 
 public rather than for a special and limited class of 
 readers, and aimed, as all its predecessors from the same 
 pen had done, at making the study of zoology bright 
 and interesting to those who knew little about it, while 
 yet the need for accuracy was carefully kept in mind 
 throughout. In fact, to quote the words of the preface
 
 70 THE REV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 to the first volume, the work is, and was meant to be, 
 " rather anecdotal and vital than merely anatomical and 
 scientific." For my father always held that the object 
 of the true zoologist is " to search into the essential 
 nature of every being, to investigate, according to his 
 individual capacity, the reason why it should have been 
 placed on earth, and to give his personal service to 
 his Divine Master in developing that nature in the 
 best manner and to the fullest extent." And there- 
 fore he relegated the whole of the classificatory 
 portion, consisting of an elaborate compendium of 
 generic distinctions, to the end of each volume, in 
 order that it might in no way interfere with the more 
 popular portion of the work. 
 
 This Natural History, however, was not the only 
 work undertaken during the years 1859 62, for besides 
 various magazine articles, some of them of no incon- 
 siderable length, the third of the " Common Objects " 
 Series " Common Objects of the Microscope " made 
 its appearance in 1861. In this little book, however 
 almost for the only time in the whole of his career 
 my father availed himself to some extent of the ser- 
 vices of a collaborateur. Not in the actual composi- 
 tion of the book, for he wrote every word himself; 
 neither was it a mere hasty compilement to suit the 
 needs of the moment. But the great and incessant 
 pressure upon his time led him to relegate the selection 
 of the objects to be described to other hands ; and so 
 this part of the work was entrusted to Mr. Tuffen. 
 West, who employed the greater part of a year in col-
 
 THREE NEW BOOKS. 71 
 
 lecting specimens for that special purpose. Messrs. 
 Baker, also, the well-known opticians of High Holborn, 
 most liberally placed their entire stock of instruments 
 and slides at my father's disposal ; and so, the mechanical 
 part of the labour being so greatly lightened, he was 
 able to write the book in such odd moments as were not 
 monopolised by the Natural History. 
 
 In 1862, as already mentioned, came the resignation 
 of the chaplaincy at St. Bartholomew's Hospital, and 
 the removal from London to Belvedere, better known at 
 that time as Lessness Heath. And the following year 
 witnessed the appearance of no less than three books. 
 Two of these, however, were quite of small size, and, 
 under the title of the " Old and New Testament 
 Histories," consisted of a short and concise account of 
 the Scriptural narrative, written in plain and simple 
 language for the use of children. These two little 
 books were perhaps the pioneers of Bible manuals for 
 the young, and met with a tolerably large sale, although, 
 as was usually the case, my father profited but little by 
 their success. 
 
 The last of the three books was of quite a different 
 character, and, under the descriptive title of " Glimpses 
 into Petland," comprised short biographies of a number 
 of pet animals, nearly all of which had been in the 
 possession of my father himself. " Pret," the cat, and 
 " Eoughie " and " Apollo," the dogs, together with 
 chameleons, chicken-tortoises, lizards, and butterflies, all 
 were described in turn, in manner entirely anecdotal, and 
 from the point of view of one who regarded them as
 
 72 THE REV. J. G. WOOD. 
 
 intelligent and even rational beings. The book en- 
 countered rather merciless treatment from some of the 
 reviewers, who apparently could not bring themselves 
 to believe that the stories recounted therein were 
 true. But it met, nevertheless, with much favour at 
 the hands of the public, and, just twenty years later, 
 was reissued in a revised and extended form. 
 
 In 1864 my father began perhaps the most popular 
 work which he ever wrote, and which has always been 
 specially associated with his name the well-known 
 " Homes without Hands." In this he set himself to 
 describe the various habitations constructed by different 
 animals for the use of themselves or their young, a 
 task which he completed in a stout octavo volume of 
 some six hundred and thirty pages. The work, "how- 
 ever, which appeared under the auspices of Messrs. 
 Longmans, Green, & Co., was in the first place pub- 
 lished in monthly parts, just as the larger Natural 
 History had been ; and its publication in volume form 
 did not take place until 1865. 
 
 The popularity of the book was soon assured, even 
 if the previous issues of the monthly parts had not 
 paved the way for its production as a whole. Only 
 a few days after its appearance The Times devoted no 
 less than four columns to a review of the work, and 
 spoke of it throughout in the very highest terms. The 
 other newspapers, daily and weekly, followed suit, and 
 the consequence was that, perhaps putting " Common 
 Objects of the Country " out of the question, " Homes 
 without Hands " proved by far the most popular
 
 CURIOUS CHARACTERISTIC. 73 
 
 and successful of all the numerous books which pro- 
 ceeded from my father's pen during his thirty years 
 of literary life. 
 
 In this work I notice particularly that which was 
 perhaps a characteristic of all his writings, namely, 
 the utter absence of anything whatever in the way of 
 a peroration, or even of a thought-out and carefully 
 turned conclusion. He usually began both his books 
 and magazine articles with a thoughtful introduction, 
 comprising a statement of the subject which he in- 
 tended to treat, and of the point of view from which 
 he was about to consider it. Of this, in faot, he 
 made a systematic practice, often saying that, after 
 settling upon a title for a book or an article, the 
 hardest part of the work was to find a suitable 
 beginning. And I have frequently known him to 
 expend at least as much time and thought over his 
 prefatory paragraph as over the whole of the re- 
 mainder of the article. But with regard to a con- 
 clusion he rarely seemed to trouble himself at all, 
 and merely adopted the simple plan of leaving off 
 when he had said all that he had to say upon the 
 subject. Thus " Homes without Hands " concludes 
 with the sentence "As is the case with many of the 
 illustrations to this work, the sketch was taken from 
 nature." That is all ; nothing more at all. " Com- 
 mon Objects of the Country," in like manner, ends 
 with a sentence equally simple " Figure 6 shows 
 the curious Earth-star, chiefly remarkable for its re- 
 semblance to the marine star-fish." And so on. And