ifornia >nal ity John Weever's Epigrams JOHN WEEVER Epigrammes in the Oldest Cut and Newest Fashion '599 Reprinted from the original edition with Notes, &c., by R. B. M c Kerrow Published for the Editor by SIDGWICK& JACKSON, LTD. 3 Adam Street, Adelphi LONDON. 1911 INTRODUCTORY NOTE IT would hardly be maintained by the greatest devotee of the Elizabethan period that the Epigrams here re- printed have much literary merit : it might even be denied that they have any. Their interest lies almost entirely in the number of allusions to Weever's contempo- raries which they contain, but these, and the extreme rarity of copies of the original edition, seem fully to justify their being made more accessible to students. With the exception of the Palladis Tamia of Francis Meres, there is, I think, no single work of so early a date which contains references by name to so many Elizabethan writers of the first or second rank. The epigram on Shakespeare is well known as one of the earliest allusions in which his name is mentioned, and besides this we have poems upon or addressed to Spenser, Jonson, Marston, Daniel, Drayton, Warner, Christopher Middleton, and several other writers of less note, besides a number of Weever's personal friends or acquaintances. It is true that in most cases the positive information which we are given is not great ; but nothing can be without interest which shows us how such men as these were regarded by their contemporaries. vi INTRODUCTORY NOTE Of Weever himself it is not necessary to say anything here, for the little that is known about him is set forth in the usual books of reference. For the understanding of these epigrams it need only be remembered that he came of a Lancashire family, and was from 1594 to about 1598 a student at Queens' College, Cambridge. He is supposed, on leaving the University, to have returned to his Lancashire home and to have there spent the next few years. It seems likely that a number of the epigrams are taken from or suggested by Latin sources. In one or two cases such borrowings are referred to in the notes, .but no attempt has been made to investigate the question systematically, as this could not have been done save at an expenditure of time and labour altogether out of proportion to the probable results. Weever was no great epigrammatist, and it seems of little moment whence he derived his material. A much more important point is the date when the epigrams were written. A portrait of Weever by the engraver Thomas Cecil, prefixed to his. Funeral Monu- ments, 1631, gives his age in that year as 55. If this is correct he must have been born in 1575 or 1576, and as in the verses to the readers prefixed to the present work, he claims that his ' tender-blushing youth ' has not yet known ' twenty twelve months ', it has been customary to regard the epigrams as having been written in 1595, INTRODUCTORY NOTE vii a date which would place that on Shakespeare among the very earliest references in which his name is mentioned. Examination shows, however, that this is certainly not the date of the work as a whole, and probably only a small part of it was written so early. Even this epistle to the reader cannot, at least in its present form, be dated earlier than 1598, for it contains an undoubted allusion to Marston's Scourge of Fillany, first published in that year (see note on p. n, 1. 14). Further, when we turn to the Epigrams themselves we find one (p. 43) containing the date 1598, and another (p. 101) referring to the death of Spenser, which took place in January, 1598^. The description of Edward Warren and Cuthbert Halsey, or Halsall, as knights (pp. 62, 90), shows that the dedications to them must be after July, 1599, when they were both knighted at Dublin by the Earl of Essex (W. C. Metcalfe, Book of Knights, p. 209) ; and if the Thomas Egerton on whose death there is an epigram on p. 109, was the son of Sir T. Egerton, Baron Ellesmere, that. epigram at least must have been written later than August', 1599, when he was killed in Ireland. The state- ment on the title-page that the book is ' a twise seuen houres (in so many weekes) studie ' must, I think, be dismissed as a fiction, and we must suppose the Epigrams to have been written at various times during four or five years, the majority dating probably from 1597-8. The most we can say is that some, e.g. De Epigr. suis, on p. 20, viii INTRODUCTORY NOTE were certainly written while their author was still at Cambridge. Among the earliest were probably those on the death of Ferdinando Stanley in 1594 (p. 95). The book is of the greatest rarity, the only copy now known being the one preserved in the Malone collection at the Bodleian Library (Malone, 904), from which the present reprint has been made. 1 The copy contains a few manuscript notes and corrections in an early hand. It was at one time in the possession of W. Combes of Henley-on-Thames, and has his bookplate. The work is a small octavo, the paper measuring 1 34 x 87 mm., and the type-page, including the ornaments, 116 x 70 mm. There is no entry in the Stationers' Register. The reprint follows the original misprints included in all respects as closely as possible. In consequence, however, of the different proportions of modern type it has been necessary to increase the width of the type-page, using seven of the ornaments at head and foot instead of six as in the original. As a result of this the headings ' The first weeke,' &c., had, in order to preserve the general balance of the page, to be printed in a size larger type than they should be. The ornaments are in all cases those of the original. The printer made considerable use, especially in the 1 Collier indeed, in his Bibliographical Account of the Rarest Books, &.c., ii. 495, states that there exist at least three copies, but he says nothing as to their whereabouts, and may have been mistaken. INTRODUCTORY NOTE ix headings of the poems, of an italic m with a tail ending in a dot. This letter properly represented m + a full stop, and if it had been used with any regularity, it could have been fairly represented by printing this. Unfortu- nately, however, the compositor seems not to have had very clear ideas about the letter, for he sometimes uses it where no full stop is required, as in ' obitum ' on p. 41, 1. 9, and sometimes puts a full stop after it, as on p. 81, 1. 2 ; p. 84, 11. 2, 9. Further, in several cases where a head- ing does not end with this m there is no stop. I have therefore thought it simplest to represent it in all cases by * m ' alone. 1 Signature A 8 is wanting in the Bodleian copy. It was probably blank, but of course we cannot be certain of this. On pp. xi-xiii I have added a list of the chief misprints and irregularities of the original, in order that readers may be in no doubt whether an erroneous reading is due to the early printer or to the modern reprinter. In this list, however, such minor irregularities as v where we should expect , mispunctuation, and in some cases a Roman letter for an Italic, are not given. The MS. notes and corrections in the Malone copy are here recorded. 1 This tailed m occurs in the original as the last letter of all head- ings of epigrams which here end in m not followed by a full stop, except the headings of i. 2, iii. 2, 7, vii. 4, which have a plain m. It also occurs in that of ii. 18 (obitum), and (before a full stop) in the headings of v. 7, 13, 14, 22. x INTRODUCTORY NOTE It was not at first my intention to add any explanatory or illustrative notes either to this work or to others which may follow it in the series, but there is much in these epigrams which calls insistently for annotation. I have therefore added a few brief notes on the allusions, for several of which I am indebted to Mr. Charles Crawford, and have made an attempt to identify the persons referred to. Unfortunately in several cases I have found this impossible. For the better known persons I have thought it sufficient to refer to the Dictionary of National Biography. LIST OF IRREGULARITIES, DOUBTFUL READINGS, MANUSCRIPT CORRECTIONS, ETC. [ In counting the lines every line of print has been included.] I. 6 ftudie] Tailed e, perhaps 1 1 . 1 1 canno/ intended to stand for 19. 1 8 whom] m deleted in e 4- period. See In- MS. troductory Note. 20. 7 pleafde] mee inserted in 9 frft] Possibly fir ft MS. after this word. 3. 5 Lanchijhire 21. 8 thee,] Comma doubtful. 1516 per vfe owing to defect in 4. 6 exrcifed paper. 5. II tendes 22. 7 naght's 6. 13 accute 24. 9 eu'ry] An apostrophe 7. 2 withing] ing crossed has been added in through in MS. MS., but I think 8. 5 And there is a trace of 12-17] The Greek is full of a printed one below. errors. See Note. 28. 12-15] Should not the two 1 7 a#A.ov] The accent is da- couplets be trans- maged and very faint. posed? 9. 5 occulos\ The Jirst c is 31. 6 valour : crossed through in 1 8 when MS. 33. 13 (//)] In the original 1 5 That . . . know] Under- these marks look most lined in MS. like two italic i 's with 10. 9 Pofes, the dot and the lower xii LIST OF DOUBTFUL READINGS. curl cut away, the second being inverted. Whether it is meant to indicate that only the two uprights of the M remain, or whether the characters are supposed to repre- sent cracks across the letter, I cannot say. 35. I o old-cook 36. 3 defunt^] The stop may possibly be a colon. Under this line is added in MS. (in two fines) : nihil hie nisi verbera defunt. Are yo u but 20 y^rs old, friend? 37.7 frcfh 40. 15 killd he] A faint mark possibly a trace of a comma after killd 41.9 Mirmedontis, 7, 8] These lines are under- lined in MS. and below the second is written : And how reverently handlfe yo a this fcripturc. There is also some obliterated scribble in the margin. ig hempon 44. 7 titls 47. 13 yon 49. 14 Wife 52. i o 'Yaproban : 15 Bellerephon, 53. 8 Chaos 58.8-13] A bracket down the side in MS., and a word (or part of a word) written in the margin. It looks as much like goo + a curl as anything, but the beginning may have been cut off". 59. 3-6] A bracket in the mar- gin in MS. 6 1. 14 when (Possibly it was intended that epig. 4 on p. 50 should follow here.) 65. 17 petticorte furr d] Possibly the faintest trace of an apostrophe, for 'which there is space. 66.19; 67.2, 3 Eripha(m) 67. 14 heart] a faint mark, possibly comma. 68. 13 was't 71.9 retaite 72.7 Hele] Space but no apostrophe visible. whitewhich LIST OF DOUBTFUL READINGS. xiii 73- 5 Tis 74. 3 luft] In margin luflre in MS. 9 7 on g (?) 12 gallan/ 76. 4 Meander, 77. 2 knight, Marfllall] Read perhaps Knight Mar- shall. 81.9 vntruil, 14 Galetcea 86. 9 fcpig. From here on- wards a Roman E is frequently used. These are not noted. 87. I o or'epafl: 88. 4 pillor- 89. 13 youth, as 90. 3 ornament 92. ii hunting 93. I fifth IO defir'd] A space for the apostrophe, which, however, printed as a dot over the r. How it got there I can- not say. 94. 7 ti's 8 hane (with turned u). 96. 9 In 97. 6 Thy Albion's abfolute] Underlined, and Noo added in MS. in margin. II in 104. 13 carum 107. 2] In margin A Cruell Cappe in MS. 14 Nofe] After this wear or perhaps do wear added in MS. 1 08. 3-8] Underlined. Bracket at side, and Noo in MS. 109.3 IIO. 15 Arts, 111.13 Eringe] Read perhaps Eringo. EPIGRAMMES in the oldeft cut, and neweft fafhion. A twifefeuenhoures (Info many No longer (like the fafhion) not vn- like to continue. The firft feuen. lohn Weeuer. Sit voluiffe, Sat valuijfe. [crowned rose] At London Printed by P.S. for Thomas Bu/hell, and are to be fold at his (hop at the great north doore of Pauks I c 9 Q M To the Right Worjkipfull and worthie honoured Gentleman fir Ri- chard Houghton of Houghton Tower, Knight : luftice of Peace, and Quorum : High Sheriffs of Lanchi/hire, &c. Adorned with all gifteSy that valour may giue, or venue gaine. Nowing, and admiring (Right Wor.) the generall applauje, and loue which you haue of your cuntrie, wonne (no doubt) by your verfues, Jeated in a hart of curtejie: And the experience which many Jchollers haue had of your kindnejje, neuer to be forgotten, but with vngratefulneffe : perfwade me you wil animate my yong Mufe y and 'vouchfafe to per vfe the fruites, of my not curious nor carelejje flu- dies : albeit I mufl confeffefarre 'vnworthie your Wor: 'view ; Vnleffe, (like the wtfefljenator) you would haue A 2 your [3] The Epiftle Dedicatorie. your ferious affaires intermedled with diuers delight^ to driue away the tedioufnejje of time. Then (mojl bountifull Meccsnas) if 'you fauour the effeft of my la- bour, it will feme you for a ieafl^ to refrefli your wea- ried mind, continually exrcifed in matters concerning the common wealth. And thus I commend my Booke to your mild cenfure, and your Jelfe to your Joules content. Yours in defire loh: Weeuer. I ^^V^Ji [4] In commendation of the worke and the Author. Nor doft thou praife, a pockworne tawnie trull, Nor doft thou carue a liuelefle flubbred ftone, Nor doft thou fill thy page with great othes full, Nor doft thou fonnet of King Salomon : Nor doft thou like a loue-ficke milke-fop gull, Vnto thy Miftris for a kifle make mone : But fait with fugar, honnie mixt with gall, Muft needes be praifde, muft needes be Hkt of al. Now I am fure, thou tend es to vertues lore, Shewes reading, iudgement, and inuention, Thus writ the Epigrammatifts of yore, And told the world her foule abufion : Thus thou and thine mal euer enui'de be, And like a Page will Enuy tend on thee. A3 Why [5] In Authorem. Why fo ? Alcyon maketh firft her neft, And then into the riuer lets it flide, To fee if t'wil keepe water from her breft ; So thou thy neft my friend in me haft tride I like it wel, it holdeth water out, Feare fier, fier is the curious fcout. T. B. Gen. In Authorem. 1 wim my rough-hewne lines might gratifie, The firft borne of thy pleafing Poefie, Thefe be but bloflbmes : what will be the fruite, When time and age, hath made thee more accute? Meane while how euer Momus bite the lippe, Each man will praife the weauers workmanmip: When wittie verfe is worthily regarded, Then (hall thy verfe be thankfully rewarded. /. K. Mag: Art. So [6] Ad Librum. So great a fence withing in fo fhort a verfe, So great a worke within fo fhort a fpace, So great aduife to find in fo few yeares, Addes fame to Grant, and thee to Mufes race. Thefe Epigrams the buds of thy firft fpring, Shew what thy leaues in fummer time will be, For more they do fprout forth, the more thou fing That th'after age thy wit may verifie, Thus Grant is made Pyrene our willowes baies This Booke the honor of thy yong wife daies. Tho: Kedgewin Gent. Vincit qui patitur. A 4 Of [7] To the Author. Of Hemp and wooll our country weauers make, Such kind of cloth as keeps vs whole and cleane, This filken Weeuer fubtler loomes gin take, And feu'n weeks web hath warpt with finer beam, His cloth difcouereth vice, adorning vertues lore, Wherefore of greater price, then Weauers heretofore. Ed: Gurney. Gent. In laudem Authoris. is n Aif Trxry/tpovx; TI fix?, Ou yetg AaJen orx AJO/ Awgyar A't*n ', H'^iav ovx. E'g/utj? Qxifyos f%iun P/'Ay ovv eyov, [8] Eiujdem. In laudem Authoris Quarts Amalth] [ 33 ] The fecond weeke. Epig. 6. In Ruffinum. Ruffinus loft his tongue on ftage, And wot ye how he made it knowne? He fpittes it out in bloudy rage, And told the people he had none : The fond fpedtators faid, he a6ted wrong, The dumbeft man may fay, he hath no tongue. Epig 7. In eundem. Ruffinus hath no tongue, why? For now he loft one : Ruffinus hath a tongue, why? He faies he hath none. Carlo [34] The lecond weeke. Epig. 8. De Carione. Carlo bragges and fweares his wife's a maide, A louely Lucrece, or Diana rather : Some facred Saint in womans clothes arraide, And why ? his children are fo like their father Yet Canoe's coufoned, do what e're he can, She thinks of him, lies with another man. Epig. 9. In Coruum. Now old-cook Coruus you which do yet fcorn it, That your faire Fulua with her golden haire Should rub your head, & afterwards then horn it, And al becaufe you fee no homes appeare: But in thy mouth another man more feeth, (teeth. In faith thou'rt hornd : thou want'ft thine vpper C 2 Nihil [35] The fecond weeke. Epig. 10. Nihil hie nifi carmina defunt. Palmers [36] The fecond weeke. Epig. ii. In D. D. Palmer. Palmers in woods liu'd onely by the Palme, And gaue to paflengers the fweeteft balme: In wildernefle when any went aftray, Then Palmers fet them in the ready way : So Palmer Hues by our frcfh. Palme the Queene, (Victorious Palme-tree grow thou euer greene:) And in a wood or wildernefle doth tell The paflengers which way they may goe well : (For the world is a wildernefle of woe, Like paflengers the people in it goe :) Thus Palmer Hues and giues the fweeteft balm, To Palmer then of right belongs the palme. C 3 Caftilio ' r* [37] The lecond weeke. Epig. 12. In Caftilionem malum quendam Poetam. Caftilio writes when he might hold his tongue; Caftilio craues, though pardon for his writing, That's to confefle vnto the world his wrong : Which of the world (at leaft) deferue's enditing : Well, thus the world is guilty of his fin, (him ? And the world hangs, how can the world hang Epig. 13. In eundem. Caftilioes ficke vpon it, loue help him in his anguifh, Left that worfe verfe he vomit, So oft as he doth languim. [38] The fecond weeke. Epig. 14. Ad Phikrotem. A great demeane friend Phileros you haue, And feuen wiues all lying in their graue : But yet the churchyard farre more profit yeelds, Than all the reuenewes of your faireft fields. Epig. 15. In Stratum. Fortie foure pence brought Stratus to a play, Fortie foure pounds he carried yet away : A Coni-catcher who calls him for the fame? A Money-catcher may be Stratus name. How [39] The fecond weeke. Epig 1 6. In obitum pijffimi^ fapientiffimi, omni vir- tutum genere cumulattffimi viri Richardi Vpcheri Armig. How Nature triumph 't at this Vpchers birth ! Swore he mould be th'ornament of the earth : In him me placed her imperiall throne, As though mankind remaind in him alone: All Wifedome, Vertue, Courage in his breft, As in their faireft lodge mould alwaies reft : But when Death faw this better worke of Nature, And all perfections found in this one creature; Death likewife triumpht, and was wondrous glad That fuch a Champion to aflault he had : Whom if he killd he killd (he kild we find) All Wifdome, Vertue, Courage, and Mankind. Some 1 [40] The lecond weeke. Epig. 17 In Caluum Some fay that Caluus lately loft his haire, By Paris garden bayting a white beare, The wifer fort affirme that he was mauen In Deuils ditch, Knaues acre, Cuckolds hauen : Aske Caluus t he of fcripture makes a fcorne, Naked hee'le die, for naked he was borne. Epig. 1 8 In obitum Mirmedontis y Here lies the man who whilom in a trance At Tiburne di'de wounded by men of France^ For wading Tiburne there he got a queafe, Which brought the perpendicular difeafe, And afterward of rope-feede tooke a furfet, Which caufd him be canvaft in a hempon blaket; Well, Mirmedon was fure to go to wrecke, When that red headed Taurus rulde the necke Epig. W The fecond weeke. Epig. 19 In Lot/us. The lurcher Lollus at the Ordinarie, Wil left of all mens manners in the Cittie, Another fot applaudes him fitting by Thus : Sir, by heau'ns, that was wondrous wittie ; I ouer-heard, and when I heard the beft, In faith t'was but an ordinarie ieft. Epig. 20 In eundem I laugh't aloude to heare this wind-falne man Say, that he courted (at the play) his whore ; Shall Court run currant for a Curtezan ? Were Ladies euer thus abufde before? Then loue a boone yeeld, yeeld to my requeft, Make me a Ladie, for his fake at leaft. Epig. The fecond weeke. Epig. 2 1 In obitum fepulcrum Guttionis. Here lies fat Gullto, who caperd in a cord To higheft heau'n for all his huge great weight, His friends left at Tiburne in the yere of our Lord 159 and 8 What part of his body French men did not eate, That part he giues freely to worms for their meat Epig. 22 In Coam A nor ft will Coa efpie, Till me afcend vp to the corner 'd IT. Epig. [43] The fecond weeke. Epig. 23 Ad Robertum Dahon Armig. Kindnes it felfe, and Vertues vicegerent, Learnings maintainer, Pouerties releeuer, Valours bright enfigne, Honors heire apparent, Gentlemans behauiour, Governments vpholder, Thefe titls claim, thefe, more the thefe thine own, If more may be, or more in ma was known. Epig. 24 In Vertumnum iudicem. Wicked Vertumnm Perylus redeem'de, With (T) though () Perilus deferu'de, For Chion () though it better feem'de For Chion (T) for Chion neuer fweru'de : With (A) Lotus held in law too long, Thus Peril, Chion, Lolus he did wrong. Epig. [44l The fecond weeke. Epig. 25 Ad Leftorem Curteous kind Reader, find my meaning out, Whilft that I go the hemifphaere about, My wit's in waining, darke, obfcure, and dull, Therefore muft change before it be at full : To Phcebus orbe my wit doth goe this night, Of him to borrow fome tranfpiercing light. Finis. [45] [46] To the right ivorfhipfull, Jir Ri- chard Mullineux knight, indued with the depth of wifedome, and all good gouernement. T He wijeft Romans (right Worfliipfull) de- lighted in the counterfet gestures of Rof- cius; the graueft Cato would haue his fe- ftiual day to frolicke in : then I thinke your thoughts intended to moft Jerious ftudies, will Jome- times take delight in trifles. And for a preparatiue to your mind-refrefliing paflime, here are a few pilles, which will purge melancholy : Prouided alwayes this, that litle is their vertue in operation, vnlejje yon par- don the giuers prefumption. loh: Weeuer. [47] [48] The third weeke. Epig. i De Interlunio. The half fac'd Moone nights gouerneffe did chag When in the Crab the Sunne was retrograde ; To th'hot dry Lion ftrait me meant to range, Till with the Dog in longitude he ftaide : So this next week by thefe fignes you may gather You muft expert crab'd, dry and dogged wether Epig. 2 In Fufcam Tell me Bollana if thou can, What meanes thy Miftris weare a fan ? So faire a fan, fo fowle a face, Fufca, or fan, muft needes diigrace. D Wife 0] [49] The third weeke. Epig. 3 Ad D. Mounteagk. Mounteagle, which art now thy cuntries pride, Vnto thy worth would I could tune my verfe, Then Wit and Art, and all I would prouide, To be thy Poet, and thy praife rehearfe : But with my Art I cannot equall thee, (me. Then thou thy felf muft needes commend for Epig. 4 De homine in Luna. When Bunas view'd the wandring plannets feau'n He fpide a knaue in Moone all cloth'd in blacke, Who for his theft could come no nearer heau'n, But bore a bum of (harp thornes on his backe : A knaue in Moone ? what neede he look fo hie ? When in the Sunne a thoufand ftoode him by. Wifdomes [50] The third weeke. Epig. 5 In Ramiftas. Wifedomes adopted heire fay what thou can, Ramifts defend in Moone to be a man, If pleafe him piffe, then he doth fend vs raine, If drunke, a deluge, and a watry maine : (yeere, Come down thou man fince Sturbridge fair foure Thy pifling made vs all drinke tingle beere. Epig. 6. In eofdem. Fro whence doth come this root-vpriuing wind? From the moons man, when he doth blow behind Snow, froft, and haile, be fcales in's hoary crown, And from his nofe the mildew drops ydowne : His Camphire breath doth all perfume the aire, Bedews the flowers, & makes the fields feem fair : Vapours arifing from the earth his meate, And like a glutton he doth alwaies eate : I thinke thofe men be wifer farre then thefe, Who think the moon is made all of green cheefe. D 2 Hence The third weeke. Epig. 7. Ad fatorum dominum Hence Braurons god to Taurominion, And you leualting Corybants be gone, Fly thundering BronB crops to Hyppocrene, And Manors to Nymph-nurfing Mytilene, Griefly Meg Nox y and Erebus, Chide Pegafus for op'ning Helicon, And Poets damne to Pyriphlegeton, Or make this monftrous birth abortiue be, Or elfe I will make hands with Poetrie. D 3 Say [53] The third weeke. Epig. 8 Ad Leftorem. Say you that I am obfcure ? Why this is yong mens Rhetoricke, Owles muft not iudge of Coruus fure, For he fpeakes nought but Rhetoricke Either too high, or els too plaine, And this is now a fchollers vaine. Epig. 9 In Battuw. Battus affirm'd no Poet euer writte, Before that Loue infpir'd his dull head witte, And yet himfelfe in Loue had witte no more, Than one ftark mad, thogh fomwhat wife before. Os [54] The third weeke. Epig. 10. De Ore. Os of O, a mouth Scalliger doth make, And from this letter, mouth his name doth take 1 had beene in Scalligers beleefe, But that I lookt in 0, and faw no teeth. Epig. 1 1 In Fufcam. Is Fufcaes fan gainft winter, wind, and funne ? She fcornes their force fo bright her face is done : Is Fufcaes fan to flap away the flies, Dare they come nere her eagle-fighted eies? Belike they thinke me is fome Butchers mop, Her face the flefh whereon they vfe to lop. D 4 Is [55] The third weeke. Eplg. 12 In Byrrham Is Byrrha browne? who doth the queftion aske? Her face is pure as Ebonie ieat blacke, It's hard to know her face from her faire maske, Beautie in her feemes beautie ftill to lacke. Nay, fhee's fnow-white, but for that ruflet skin, Which like a vaile doth keep her whitenes in. Epig. 13 In Roderingonem If Beard can make a good Diuine, Then Rodering is one : But Beard can make no good Diuine, Then Rodering is none. Where [56] The third weeke. Epig. 14 In eundem Where Ivie-bum hangs out fay I, There you may wine for money buy : Yet he for all his bufhie figne, Is but a grapelefle dead drie vine : For take his beard from off his chin, Both bare without, and bare within. 1 S In Fucaes face the Graces feeme to mart, So like me is the bluming rofe-red morne, Sure in her fhape the Gods all bore a part, A withered Hermite fiue-fcore winters worne Might make off fiftie, feeing her beforne : Yet Fuca dare not venture in the ayre, For feare the water warn away her fay re. Firft CH] [ 57 ] The third weeke. Epig. 1 6 In obitum Gloriani. Firft life, then death, next death was life before, And death gaue life, a life for euermore : Life was not life, til death gaue life, life better, To death for life then Glorian is a debter. Epig. 17 In Lycum p^dagogum Many are beholding Lycus for thy paine, Which with their fons and daughters thou haft Beleeue me Lycus, I did often wonder (taine : To fee the wenches proue fo well you vnder : If that but once to Learnings lore you win them This I dare fweare, you can put learning in them. Daphne [58] The third weeke. Epig. 1 8 De Daphnide Apollinem fugiente. Daphne of Apollo neuer was afraid, But of the weapons which Apollo had ; So modeft maides of men ftand not in feare, But of the weapons which we men do beare. Epig. 19 In Brutum The gallant Brutus iettes it in the ftreets, Faine would haue all looke at his face he meetes. And left he pafTe vnfeene this way doth find, To cut his mooes before broad, and behind He puts in quills, as if his mooes would fay, (Stand paflengers and view me in your way) And yet the foole what he wold haue doth loofe For none looke at his face, all at his mooes. Sabidi [59] . The third weeke. Epig. 20 Tranflat. ex Martial. Sabidi I loue thee not, nor why I wot, But this I wot, Sabidi I loue thee not. Epig. 21 De Georgia Graue nonfepulto. Graue was George Graue y his grauenes caufd him (die, Graue ftiuld to graue, yet Graue doth graueles lie. Epig. 22 In Gulielmum Cove!. Covel, thy mind thou haft already feafon'd, With fait of wit, and relifti of all Artes, With Plato oft, and Ariftotle reafon'd, Seeking all meanes to beautifie all partes, That twixt thy lips diuinitie doth rail, Like Berill drops from fome faire criftall wall. Sad [60] The third weeke. Epig. 23 In D. D. Ouerall Reg. profeff. Sad Sifters futed in defpairing blacke, Curbe Cares vnreft, fing Carolles now againe, Leane rake-tooth'd Death is like to go to wrack ; Of Whitaker a Phcenix breedes againe : One ouer Death, moreouer, ouer More, One ouer you, nay yet one ouer all. Deaths ouerthrow let Ouerall be therefore, A Victors praife of you deferue he fhall. And if my pen could Ouerall giue breath, Then Ouerall fhould ftill be ouer death. Finis. ' when [61] To the right ^orjhtpfull^jir Ed- ward Warren knight, graced with al giftes both of the minde and bodie. Doe prejume (right Won) to offer vp to your good liking thefe fmall indeuours far unworthy the looking ouer of your Jo wor- thy Jelfe^ yet becaufe I am altogether de- Jlitute of a better prejent, I hope this Jmall perfor- mance will be as willingly accepted^ as zealoufly offe- red^ and (hereafter) I vow thus to deuide my chiefeft ftudies, one part of the day flialbe denoted to your Wor- fliips remembrance^ and another of the night y in wijh- ing you all health and happinejje. loh: Weeuer. [62] The fourth weeke Epig. i Ad auunculum fuum Henricum Butler Armig. IF From the conqueft thy antiquitie I would deriue, when William gaue thy mot, Or boaft the Butlers true gentilitie, My praifes yet augment thy praife would not. Nay praife would be difpraife thy name to blot, Ne will I praife ; or praife thy felfe alone, Or good deedes praife, or praifes looke for none. Epig. 2 In Daconem The Diuel and Dacon both by chance did meete, With congies faire either did other greete, The Diuel would dice, but Dacon had no crowns Dacon his foule pledg'd for a thoufand pounds ; Dacon could cogge, and fo the Diuell paid His thoufand pounds, a thoufand more yet had : Is cogging then I pray you fuch an euilr Nay, ti's a quiddit how to cheate the Deuill. Epig. [63] The fourth weeke. 3 & obitum fortifflmi duds To: Vp chert. Sound a retrait, ye common fouldiers found, When captains thus imperious death dare woud, And fteale to fteele in powders fmoakie maske, Where Valour lockt was in his plumed caske : Nay, fpite of Death (like him) yet weeping come, And fet this Verfe on his heroicke Tombe : Here Vpcher lies, who ftriuing Death rejift, Dtde with the fawchon in his manly fifi. Epigramma The wife Gramarian reprehends my Mufe, Which In for praifefull Epigrams doth vfe This Rule ; In pro erga, contra & ad, Will proue your good wife gramarifme bad. Epi. 4 Ad Ro: Allot, & Chr. Middleton. Quicke are your wits, marp your conceits, Short, and more fweete your layes : Quicke, but no wit, fharpe, no conceit, Short, and lefle fweete, my praife. Fame [64] The fourth weeke. 5 I H Thomam Oxburghe Fame loft fome feathers, yet I imp't hir plumes, My needle naught, Fame flies, but yet (he fumes, Becaufe me can thy praifes not vpreare, Nor with the Falcon fetch a cancelleere. Why thus it is when Falc'ners haue no skill, And yet will mew a Falconers good wil. Epig. 6 In Hypocritam fabrum. I told thee Sutor Faber was a ftarre, And that he mined bright aboue compare : But fince he went into the Spanim warre, A rapier for a Bible he doth weare: The Spanim Cut graceth his holy face, His friend he crofles with a conge or cringe, . His wifes gowne's laid thicke with veluet lace, Her petticorte is furr'd with coftly fringe: So falne he is, but Stars vfe not to fall, He was a Comet, and deceiu'd vs all. E A ['] [ 65 ] The fourth weeke. - I H Bunnam. A (haue-beard Barber Bunna chanc'd to meete, As me was going all along the ftreete ; The Barber fweares hee's glad they met fo right, She fhould barb him, or he barb her that night : What was the reafon of this their debate ? Or what's the caufe why Barbers Bunna hate? Eunna, me barbs too cheap, and barbs by'th fcore And whom me barbes they ne're neede barbing (more. Epig. 8. De Palmone. Palmo y a Poet, Goldfmith, or a Glouer, That fo with gloues Nans loue thou doft retaine ; A thoufand verfes of a faithfull louer Could not fuffice, but thou muft fend a chaine: Nan laugh's at thee, and wifheth in her heart, The chaine were longer, and the letter mort. Eriptia [66] The fourth weeke. Epig. 9 In *Eripham vetulam. ULripha that old trot euery day Wafts o're the water for to fee a play, And there a withered ore-worne face fhe (hows Befet with Rubies, and ftopt full of Oos. This water-witch a patch hath for th'rheume, Her carkas fhe with Aloes doth perfume ; With muske, ciuit, olibane, myrrh, incenfe, Breathing out an aromaticke redolence : Her foulenefle makes me oft mine eies vp clofe, Her fweetnes makes me wifh I were all Nofe. Epig. 10 In Steronem Legiflatorem. Nor do I praife thy heart thats ill intending, Nor yet thy mouth thats foolifh and a Her, Nor yet thine eies, thei're purblind ftil offending, Nor thy falfe tong, that is a burning fier, Nor hands, for hands take oft more than their fees Nor arms, nor legs, nor breft, nor back, nor knees 2 Yet [67] The fourth weeke. Yet Steron giue me but one weeke thy vailes, And I will praife, thy haire, thy beard, thy nailes. Epig. ii In Spurium quendam Jcriptorem. Apelles did fo paint faire Venus Queene, That moft fuppofde he had faire Venus feene, But thy bald rimes of Venus fauour fo, That I dare fweare thou doft all Venus know. Epig. 12 In Hugonem. Though praife and pleafe doth Hugo neuer none Yet praife and pleafe doth Hugo euer one, For praife and pleafe doth Hugo himfelfe alone. was't [68] The fourth weeke. Epig. 13 In D. D. Plaifer. Was't heauenly Plato in whofe mouth they fay The Bees were wont their honie combs to lay ; From whofe fweet lips fo fweet a found did flow, As neuer Orpheus made in hell below? Mellifluous Plaifer^ fo men call thy name, And why Mellifluous but for Platoes fame ? Thy heauenly Mufickes notes charming fo well, Can fetch mans foule faire Euridice from hell. Since Orpheus Harp thou haft, & Platoes Bee, Mellifluous Plaifer^ fitteft name for thee. E 3 Mat/io [69] The fourth weeke. Epig. 14. Ad Mathonem. Matho I'm told that many do thinke much, Becaufe I call you Filler of the Church : Matho, you bought a Deanry at beft rate, And two church-liuings now impropriate, And fold to Gnidus a rich Parfonage; (For diuers caufes) gaue a Vicarage: And now hath got three liuings at one lurch Art thou not then a pillar of the Church ? Epig. 15 In obitum Roberti Shute luft. de Reg. Banco. Shute did ere-while the Country fofter, No peny now, no pater noffer, O defperate Death, how could'ft thou dare, To put our Country thus to care? Could [7o] The fourth weeke. Could not his luftice fet him free? Nor yet his Law perfwade with thee ? Could not his honour ftay the fire, Which was the credite of the mire ? When Death fuch Lawyers doth out-face, Then punies may not pleade the cafe. When Captaine once doth fall on ground, Then Souldiers the retaite may found : If Peeres to ground do goe fo faft, Let pefants know they muft at laft. A fhoote was mot which loft the game, And yet the Shute hath wonne the fame. The fhoote was (hot vp very high, Which from the earth to heau'n did flie : Then praife the Shooter and the Shoote, Which chang'd the world for better boote. E 4. How The fourth weeke. Epig. 1 6 In Robertum Shutefil: Rob: Pre. How faire yong Shuts fhootes at his fathers aime A few fuch ftiootes, and Shute will win the game: If Shute flioote on as now he doth begin, With learnings arrow hee'le cliue honours pin : He le hit the whitewhich Shute {hot at (his father) He ftiootes beyond his vertues I thinke rather : Thus ftiootes yong Shute, if then his father Shute For him we chang'd, we need not ask much boot. Epig. 17 In Rubrionem & Rullum. Rubric, Rullus fnout-faire Septimel, Both lou'd alike, yet could not bring about, (rell Their chiefe pretence, but needs they muft appa- Hir breech-torn husband. Now he walks throw- The ftreetes, to tauernes goes, vnto a play, (out Neuer at home faue on fome reading day : At noone, at night, by turnes enioy you ftill, Rubrio Rullus fnout-faire Septimell. If [7*] The fourth weeke, Epig. 1 8 In Lmiam. If any maruaile why, Luce felles her loue for gold : Tis {he may haue to buy Her loue when fhe is old. Epig. 19. In Georgium Meriton, &? Georgium Mountaine. Your entertaine (nor can I pafle away) Of EJJex with farre-famed L^elia ; Nor fore the Queen your feruice on Queens day When fuch a Maifter with you beareth fway, How can Queenes College euer then decay? No. Yet Queenes College euermore hath beene Is, and will be, of Colleges the Queene. The W [ 73 ] The fourth weeke. Epig. 20. Ad Dudl you fpend more. Epig. 12 In Othonem. I pray you (maifters) do but Otho note, How for his lies he doth an Author quote, Thus he begins ; Tis true^ yea in good faith. For as They fay ', and as the Fellow faith : But who e're heard of any that could tell, Where Othoe's (they} or (fellow) yet did dwell. F 2 Who [83] The fifth weeke. Epig. 13 In Galbum. Who fees not Galbus both to bow and crouch Vnto my Lo. ( ) horfes and his coach : (forth, And faies (God blefle them) when they do come And thou (fair coach) proud of my L. great worth, He giues him noght : here Galbus heare we (hal Curfe his great horfes, coach, my Lo. and all. Epig. 14 In Pontum. This golden Foole, and filken Afle you fee, In euery point a woman faine would be: He weares a fanne, and fhewes his naked breft, And with a partlet his Cranes necke is dreft : Giue him a maske, for certes hee's afeard, Left fun, or wind, mould weather-beat his beard: Thus when he weares a partlet, maske, and fan, Is Pontus then a woman, or a man? Great [84] The fifth weeke. Epig. 15 In N f course, impossible to emend these lines satisfactorily, as there is no means of knowing what standard of correctness we should expect from their author. I am indebted 01 [3] NOTES. to Professor Moore Smith and Mr. J. H. Sleeman for the following attempted restoration : Afjs TOV Aoiot> [ij8ura]roi' ^idvpia-fjiov aKovfiv opxycr^rpav] re Aioy iraiyvipovds rt Geovs J ov yap \a>ov OTTOS e\KV