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CHERRY & VIOLET,
^ TJLE of the GREAT PLAGUE.
BY
Thb Authob of * Mabt Powbll.*
Atl taihjf m^tHf, I taUted to mjifeff,
And thui to mg/eff mid I.
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LONDON:
Printed for Arthur Hall, Virtue, & Co.
at 25, Paternojler Row,
CHAP. L
The Re?ninifcences of Mijlrefs Cherry.
—The Fire, & Double Tide.—
Mal'Converfation .
I WONDER whether many People,
on reviewing their paft Lives, feel
as I do on looking back on mine ;
that, had they had the ordering the
outward Circumftances connedled
with them beforehand, fuch as
Time, Place, Health, Sicknefs,
Friends, Acquaintances, and fuch-
like Conditions, they could not
have arranged them half fo well as
they have been difpofed for them.
When I fall into a Mufe on the
Paft, the Moments fly fo fwiftly
B that
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Cherry & Violet,
1632
that I am loft in Amazement when
I find how the Time has flipped by
while thus pleafantly employed.
And yet many of the Arrangements
which were made for me by a
greater Wifdom than mine, were
fuch as at the Time were far from
agreeable to me ; nay, were fome-
times fo repugnant to Flefli and
Blood as to nourifh rebellious
Thoughts, and call forth Showers
of Tears. And ftill the Procefs
went on; as I now fee, all for my
Good.
My Father married my Mother
in the Spring of the Year 1632:
being then in the Prime of Life, a
perfonable, charming-looking Man,
though fmall of Stature, and with
a Nofe fomewhat awry. In his
Conditions he was ever moft lovely;
of a fweet Temper, fhrewd Obfer-
vance, ftout Heart, and lively Wit.
Many,
Cherry & Violet,
Many, no Doubt, had read more,
by reafon of their Opportunities ;
but what few Books he knew, he
turned to Profit, and perhaps no
Man concodled his Reading into
Judgment better than he; by which
he became fo judicious and oracular,
as that though he could not indeed
prophefy, he could prefage ; and
fome of his Prefages came true and
others not, biit might have done fo,
had Events taken but in a very
flight Degree a different Courfe.
He knew how to found his Cuf-
tomers, and fuck the Marrow of!
their Knowledge, while keeping
his own Counfel : but this was his
Prudence, not Pufillanimity, for I
have heard it remarked by one who
knew him well, that the Trojan
Horfe was not more full of Valour
than he, for fo fmall a Man. Being
a Hair-drefTer, this was not fo
evident
Cherry & Violet,
evident in him as if he had been
a Soldier ; but yet every Man's Life
affords Occafions, as my Father's
certainly did, of fhow^ing what is in
him and vs^hat is not.
In Drefs, his Tafte w^as exceflive
neat, and yet gaudy ; fo that on
Sundays, when he appeared in what
he called his Marigold-and-Poppy,
with his Hair, which Men then
wore very long, combed down in
large fmooth Curls, his laced Collar
nicely ironed, his Beaver well
brufhed, and his Shoes fhining like
Coals ... it would have been diffi-
cult to find a Grain of Fault with
him, fave that, as my Coufin Mark
was wont to fay, the Colours of his
Suit did too much fwear at one
another. For my own Part, I
always had an Impreffion that he
was an exceffive well-looking Man,
not out of any Prejudice, but down-
right
Cherry & Violet.
right PrepofTeffion ; and yet my
dear Mother, who I am fure loved
him truly, always faid to me when
I alluded to the Subjedl, ** My Dear,
** the Qualities of his Perfon were
" always far exceeded by thofe of
'' his Mind."
Of my Coufin Marky who was
my Father's Apprentice, there could
not be two Opinions. He was
winfome, lightfome, debonair; of
moft comely Perfon and Afped: :
we were all very proud of him, and
he of himfelf. If he had a Fault,
it was thinking too much of himfelf
and too little of others ; but this is
fo common that I do not know I
am juftified in particularizing it.
Alfo he was fomewhat of a Coward,
not in refped: of perfonal, animal
Courage, of which I fuppofe he
had as much as the aforefaid Trojan
Horfe, whatever that might be ;
but
Cherry & Violet,
but morally cowardly, as to what
would be thought of him by others,
and dreading the Evil of the prefent
Moment, and fo forth ; which Men
don't think fo bad a kind of Cow-
ardice as the other, but I do.
But his Temper was moft fweet :
his Manners moft engaging. Oh !
how much he came to be thought
of, at length, all along the Bridge !
I have no other Fault to find in
him befides thofe already reckoned ;
unlefs it were a general Want of
Principle, which was lefs apparent
than it would have been, had it not
been covered rather than fupplied by
good Feeling. But 'tis ill reckoning
the Faults of one's Friends.
Of my Mother, how fhall I fay
enough ? She was tall, flender, and
comely to look upon, with fweet
and quick grey Eyes. She was
naturally of a high Spirit, which
had
Cherry & Violet,
had been brought under a Curb by
Divine Grace. She was kind and
obliging to all, ftirring and thrifty,
yet not niggardly; foft-hearted to
the Poor, of wonderful Propriety
without the leaft Priggifhnefs, loved
by her Friends, and efpecially in
her own Family. Now I have
counted up the whole Houfe except
our Lodger, Mafter B/ower, and
Do/fyy the Cook.
My Father's Shop was on the
eaft Side of London Bridge. Over
his Door hung his Sign of " The
** Lock of Hair; " and over the Shop-
front was painted in yellow Letters
the follovring Infcription, —
"Peter Curling sells all Sorts of Hair,
" Curled or Uncurled, Roses, Braids, Cauls,
*' Bibbons^ Weav'mg, Sewing-silk, Cards,
'' and Blocks. Together with Combs, Crisp-
** ing-pins. Perfumery , and all other Goods
" made use of by Tonsors and Hairdressers,
" at the Lowest Prices,'^
On
Cherry & Violet.
On the oppolite Side of the Way,
was a Vintner*s, by the Name of
Abely who had humoroufly fet up
a Bell for his Sign, and painted
beneath it, ** Quoth the Wag, I am
" Abei:'
Next Door to us on one Side,
lived a Bookfeller and Stationer
named Benjkiriy whofe Sign was
the Bible and Star; and next Door
to us on the other Side was a Glover
named Hugh Braidfooty a jolly, good-
tempered Bachelor, black-haired,
frefh-coloured, and fix Feet high,
whofe Sign was the Roebuck.
A few Weeks after my Birth,
which was in February y 1633, in
the Midft of a notable hard Froft,
there broke out a moft dreadful
Fire at the north End of the Bridge,
which confumed all the Houfes on
both Sides, from St, Magnus Church
to the firft open Space on the
Bridge.
Cherry & Violet,
Bridge. There was, I have heard
tell, much bodily Hurt as well as
Deftruftion of Property ; many
Perfons in precipitating themfelves
from upper Stories, getting their
Limbs broken. ** Water! Water!"
was the Cry, and all in vain, for
though the Thames lay right under
the Houfes, 'twas one great Cake of
Ice, and the only Refource was to
break the Conduit Pipes that ran
through the Streets leading to the
Bridge, and fweep the Water down
with Brooms, to fupply the three
Engines that every one had thought
would be fuch Helps in Time of
Need, but which proved very forry
Helps indeed. In the Midft of the
Tumult and Danger, fome Neigh-
bours of ours that were burned out
of Houfe and Home, took Refuge
with us; to wit, the Wife and
infant Daughter of Mafter Samuel
Armytagey
lo i Cherry & FioUt.
jlrmytage^ Habcrdartier of fmall
Wares; the Infant being, like my-
fclf, a Nurfling of only a few Weeks
old. Thefe homelefs Strangers did
my Mother hofpitably and Chriftianly
entertain, beftirring herfelf more in
her Care for them than in her
tender Cafe it was fit (he (hould
have done, and putting us two
Infants into one and the fame Cradle.
With our little Arms locked about
one another, in an Atmofphere of
Chriflian Love, 'twas no Wonder
that little Violet and I conceived a
Tendernels for each other, e'en
while Sucklings, that grew with
our Growth, and ftrengthened with
our Strength. As for the elder
Parties, Hofpitality on the one Side
and Thankiulnels on the other
caufed a more than common Friend-
lineis to fpring up between them
from that Time forth. And when
the
Cherry & Violet,
the Fugitives were re-eftabliflied in
their re-built Houfes, they long had
an impreflive and folemnifying Re-
membrance of their narrow Efcapc
from an awful and terrible Death.
Now, though I cannot, of courfe,
remember Anything of the Fire,
I have a perfed Recollection of the
next notable Occurrence among us,
of the Double Tide^ which happened
in my eighth Year; and how the
River, after lying as ftill as a Stone
for more than an Hour, fuddenly
came foaming up from Greenwich^
roaring, boiling, and fplafhing to
that Degree that it was Horror to
look upon. And my Father, after
contemplating the Prodigy along
with all the reft, exclaimed, **Well,
" Friends ! you may fay what you
** will ; but I, though not a fuper-
" ftilious Man, think Something
" will come of it." And did not
Something
12 Cherry & Violet,
Something come of it . . or, at any
Rate, after it ? and were not we,
that had previoufly been fleeping
on the ftill Waters of a fettled
Government, horribly overwhelmed
with a Tide of Rebellion, Anarchy,
and Republicanifm ?
Mo- The Year before the Double Tide,
there had been much Talk in my
Father's Shop, about the Earl of
Strafford being given over to the
Black Rod, which I, being of fuch
tender Years, could not well make
out, but it feemed to carry an ill
Sound with it. After that, he was
taken to his Trial ; and pafTed from
his Prifon in the Tower to JVeJi-
minjiery under our Bridge. We
looked forth of our Windows, and
difcerned him plainly in one of the
Barges, guarded by Soldiers with
Partizans ; and there was much
Yelling and Hooting as he went
through
Cherry & Violet. 1 3
through the Arch, which I for my
Part was forry for, he was fo hand-
fome and perfonable a Gentleman.
The People, however, were much
incenfed againft him ; and, about
three Months after the Double Tide, 1641.
there was what I may call a Double
Tide of 'Prentices and tumultuous
Citizens, to the Number of about
fix Thoufand, (my Coufin, Mark
Blenkinfopy being among them,) who
aflembled themfelves in an intimi-
dating Manner at Wejlminjlery many
of them armed with Swords and
Staves, and demanded Lord Strafford's
Death of the Peers as they went to
the Houfe.
I remember my Father, for as
fmall a Man as he was, collaring
Mark when he came back, and
dealing him one or two Blows,
which made me begin to cry, and
run in between them. And Mark^
though
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Cherry & Violet.
though a great, tall Lad of his
Years, began to whimper too, which
reminds me again of the Trojan
Horfe, and the Valour that may
dwell in a little Body, and the
Pufillanimity that may be in a large
one. And, " fure. Uncle," fays
Marky " the Earl deferves to die,
" for his " . . Malconverfation, or
Malminiftration, I forget which.
And my Father replied, " Never
".trouble your Head with that.
" Leave the Powers that be to fettle
" their own Affairs. Fine Times,
" indeed, when Barbers' 'Prentices
" muft be meddling in State-politics!
"To his own Mafter, the Earl
" ftandeth or falleth."
Had all Men been of my Father's
equable and temperate Mind, we
fliould not have fallen into the
Diforders we prefently did; wherein,
no Doubt, there was much Wrong
on
Cherry Gf Violet.
on both Sides. One Night we
were roufed from Sleep by Cries
in the Street that ** the King and
" his Papifts were coming to fire
" the City and cut our Throats in
" our Beds ;" but my Father, after
putting his Head forth to learn
the Nature of the Tumult, drew it
in again and clofed the Window,
allaying our fomewhat ungoverned
Fears with that Compofure which
it behoves every Mafter of a Family
to afliime when he can, in Seasons
of Danger or the Appreheniion
of it.
Soon there was open War be-
tween King and Parliament ^ which
went on increafing till the whole
Country was filled with Bloodshed
and Confufion, and only ended in
a total Change of Government.
We were now in a State of
Fortification; for the Lords and
Commons
i6
Cherry & Violet,
Commons had direfted that the
whole City fhould be put in a
State of Defence, and that the
Lord Mayor and Citizens fliould
trench, flop, and fortify all High-
ways leading thereunto. Where-
fore, all Entrances into London
except five, were floned and
bricked up altogether; and thofe
five were made as flrong as
could be, with Breafl-works and
Turnpikes, Mufket-proof. And
all Sheds and Out-buildings out-
fide London JVall, that were near
enough to be advantageous to an
Enemy, were taken down; and
this gave a great deal of Work
to do that behoved to be done
quickly ; wherefore even Women
and Children helped the Men in
carrying Earth, Stones, &c., for,
by this Time, there was in the
City a pretty general DifafFeftion
towards
Cherry & Violet,
towards the King; and thofe that
wiflied him well and could not
get to him, found it beft to hold
their Peace.
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CHAP
i8
Cherry & Violet,
CHAP. II.
Cherry endeavours to remember if Jhe
were pretty. — A Water-party.
And now my Memory flies
on to the Time when, I fuppofe,
I was as happy a Girl as any on
the Bridge^ I know not whether
I were pretty or not, — I rather
fuppofe I was, but my Father
praifed me too much, and my dear
Mother never praifed me at all, fo
that I have no Clue to what was
really thought of me. There's an
old Saying, '* Even a little Beetle
^' is a Beauty in the Eyes of its
'* Mother,"— I am bold to think
that
Cherry & Violet,
that if I had been a little Black-
beetle, I fhould ftill have been a
Beauty in the Eyes of my Father.
My Mother ufed to tell him " all
** his Geefe were Swans," which
was as much as to fay that hers
were not : be that as it may, if fhe
praifed me lefs, I always felt fhe
loved me as much as he did ; and
I loved her to the full as much as
I loved him.
I remember coming down Stairs
one Sunday Morning, drefled for
Church, — (we had no Liturgy, nor
Church oi England CX^vgymtn then,
fuch was the Will of Parliament y) —
drefled in a primrofe Petticoat and
grafs-green Mantua neatly bundled
up behind ; black Mits without a
Creafe in them for Tightnefs, white
Pinners ftarched and crimped, and
a fmall fteeple- crowned Hat, —
when Marky meeting me at the
Stair-foot,
20 Cherry & Violet,
Stair-foot, ftepped out of my Way
with a Hiding Bow, faid, " Blefs me,
how pretty we are ! " and looked
attentively after me. I feh afhamed
and yet elated ; and thought fome-
what more of myfelf and of him
after that ; yet I am not quite fure,
now, that his Speech was not
ironical, after all.
Of my Friend and Schoolfellow,
Violet ArtTiytagey there could not be
two Opinions. She was exceffively
pretty, and knew it too well: which
was partly the Fault of her Father,
who was always calling her his
" iwcttJVi-let; " and yet, even if he
had not, I think fhe would have
found it out, for all that. My
Father called me his rofy Cherry^
but I knew it for his Manner of
Speaking. But Violet always be-
lieved Everything that was faid in
her Praife. She was fond of me
by
Cherry & Violet,
by Fits and Starts ; and when the
afFeftionate Fit was on, fhe would
bring her Work and lit with me
in the Arbour at the Top of our
Houfe, by the Hour together.
Sometimes my Father and Mother
would join us there, in the long
Summer Evenings, and we would
fup in the open Air ; no one objed:-
ing to it but Dolly y who had to
carry the Things up fo many Pair
of Stairs.
At other Times, when my Father
and Mother were otherwife en-
gaged, Mark would come up to us ;
and fit upon the Roller or Watering-
pot, and fay ever fo many funny
Things to us both ; which we
thought very pleafant. Sometimes
Violet would let her Ball of Thread
roll through the Rails and drop
down into the Street, and fend him
to fetch it; and when he had
brought
21
22
Cherry & Violet,
brought it fhe would do the fame
Thing again; which he faid was
too bad, but I don't think he
minded it. I never played him
fuch Tricks myfelf ; for, what was
Angular, though we lived in the
fame Houfe together, I was (hycr
of him than fhe was.
Our firft Floor was let to a very
learned and excellent Man, though
a very fingular one, the Reverend
Nathanael Blowery who had been
Curate of St. Magnus till the Form
of Religion changed. Then he was
hard put to it, where to lay his
Head without fleeing the Country
or getting into Trouble ; for the
Independents were mighty intole-
rant; and he whom we ufed to
think it a great Honour to get a
pafling Word and a Smile from,
was now thankful to take up his
Reft among us. Holy Writ tells
us
Cherry & Violet. \ 23
us that fome have entertained
Angels unawares : if we entertained
an Angel, it was not unawares,
though he was a very eccentric and
untidy one. He faid he would
have called my Mother the good
Shunammite if it had not been a
Shame to provoke Comparifon be-
tween himfelf and the Prophet
Elijah. Indeed his was fomewhat
like the " Chamber on the Wall,"
for the Back-room in which he
flept was a Lean-to that ftuck
againft the main Wall like a
Swallow's Neft, and hung periloufly
over the foaming River, trembling
at every half-ebb Tide ; but Ufe
inures us to Everything, and he
faid he flept as well in his Neil
as a Sailor in his Hammock. As
to his Sitting-chamber, it was foon
a perfed: Pig-fly (if Pigs ever had
Books ) of Papers, Parchments,
Books,
24
Cherry Gf Violet.
Books, Pamphlets, old Shoes, Hats
and Coats, Medicines, Cordials,
SnufF-boxes, Pipes, Walking-fticks,
and Everything that is untidy.
After a Time he began to think
whether he might not, by a
confcientious Conformity, be a
Working-bee rather than a Drone
in the Hive ; and, having fome
Acquaintance with Mafter ^ohn
Howe, the Whitehall Preacher, who
was known to be forward in affifting
the Royalists and Epifcopalians in
Diftrefs, if they were but Men of
Merit, he went and took his Advice
on the Subjed: before he prefented
himfelf before the Triers, that is to
fay, thofe who tried the ejedled
Minifters whether they might be
allowed to officiate again in Public
or not. Along with him went
Dodlor Fuller, fo well known by
his wife and witty Books ; who was
generally
Cherry & Violet,
generally upon the merry Pin, for
as pious a Man as he was. He,
prefenting himfelf before Mafter
Howe, faid,
** Sir, you may obferve I am a
" pretty corpulent Man, and I am
''to go through a Paflage that is
'* very ftrait. I beg you would be
*' fo kind as to give me a Shove,
" and help me through !*'
Mafter Howe fmiled, and frankly
debated the Subjed: with him and
Mafter Blower ; and the End of it
was, that when the Triers put it to
Mafter Fuller whether he had ever
had any Experience of a Work of
Grace upon his Heart, he made
Anfwer, that he could appeal to the
Searcher of Hearts, that he made
Confcience of his very Thoughts;
and Mafter Blower faid in other
Words what amounted to the fame
Thing ; howbeit, like Pharaolis
Butler
26 Cherry & Violet,
Butler and Baker, one was accepted
— the other not.
And the Reafon was, that they
got upon the Queftion of particular
Faith, which was very prevalent in
Oliver CromwelPs Court, and put it
to him whether he did not believe
that all who afked for Anything in
Faith would have it granted them,
as well as have an Affurance on the
Spot that it would be fo. Which
he faid, in that large, unqualified
Senfe, he did not, for that he
believed many timid Believers had
the Faith of Adherence who had
not the Faith of Affurance; and
that if Prayer were made for fome
unreafonable Thing, however fer-
vently, he did not think it would
be granted. That would not ftand
Mafler Blower ; fo he had to come
back to his Swallow's Neft.
** But is it not an extraordinary
'' Thing,
Cherry & Violet,
** Thing, now," faith he to my
Mother, ** that they fhould, except
** for the Sake of catching a Man
** in his Talk, fo hardly infift on
" the literal Acceptanceof a Dogma
" which they themfelves muft know
** they overftrain ? For would one
** of them dare to pray that his
** Father or Mother might come to
** Life again in this prefent World,
" however much he might long to
" fee them in the Body ? Or that
** all Jews, Infidels, and Heretics,
** might be converted this very
** Moment, however defirable a
" Thing it might be ? We do the
" Word of God Diflionour and
" make it of none Effedt when we
" interpret by the Letter inftead of
" the Spirit."
In this Fafliion would the ex-
cellent Mafter Blower vouchfafe to
converfe with my Mother in my
Hearing,
28
Cherry & Violet,
Hearing, much to her Edification
and mine. Meantime Violet Army-
tage was much more given to
Fhrting than Preaching; and had
more Admirers than any Girl on
the Bridge; but the Man whom
iTie and her Mother were chiefly
defirous fhe fhould captivate was
no Admirer of hers at all. This
was Hugh Braidfoot, the Glover,
who lived next Door to us; and
who talked the Matter over with
my Father very freely when they
had the Shop to themfelves ; I
fewing in the Parlour behind.
*' I can fee quite plainly through
** the old Lady," quoth he, as he
fate on his favourite Seat, the
Counter, with his Feet eafily
reaching the Floor, " I can fee
** what fhe's driving at, and don't
** refpe6t her for it a bit. Why
** fhould fhe always be buying
'' Gloves
Cherry & Violet,
" Gloves three or four Sizes too
" fmall for her broad red Hand,
" and then be fending Violet over
** to change them again and again
" till they fit ? Tve a dozen Pair
" v^afted that (he has ftretched.
** And v^here is the other Daughter,
" and w^hy is fhe alw^ays in the
"Background?''
^' Kitty is fickly and a little lame,"
fays my Father, *' and has her
" Health better in the Country."
" I don't believe (he's either
fickly or lame," fays Hugh Braid-
foot, " only the Mother wants to
" get this Daughter off firft — and
" ftands in her ovv^n Light by her
" Manoeuvres, I can tell her.
" Defend me from a managing
"Mother!"
About this Time, my Father's
Trade had a ifhort but furprifmg
Impetus, v^hich, as he faid to my
Mother,
29
IP ' Ckrmr & Fizlet,
Mother, " was but the Flaring op
*' of a Candk in the Socket, joft
" before it goes oat.** Cropped
Heads and long CoHs being now
the Signs of difieient Parties, and
dbe Roond-heads having the upper-
moll, nomeioos Perfims that had
hitherto been rain enough of their
long and graceful Trcflcs, which
bnwght no finall Gain to the Hair-
drc&is, were now anxious to be
Iborn as dkA as Fremcb Poodles, fbr
Fear of getting into Scrapes with
the reigning Power. And as, like
the Sheep after Shearing, they left
their Fleeces behind diem, which
were in many Cafes exceeding
valuable, my Father and Mark were
bufied from Meaning to Ni^t, |
in wafhing, baking, and weai-ing
beautiful Sets of Ibir, which were |
carcfulhr rcfi»ved fiw future Occa-
fion.
"For
Cherry & Viokt. 31
" For you will lee," quoth my
Father, ** there will fbouer or later
'* be a Re-adioo ; / voacf not live
*' to lee it, but you Toungftcis will ;
" People will be tired of Puri-
*' taniiin and Rebellioo fiMiie of;
theie Days, and then the old
State of Things will come back ;
and the Croppies will be as
<< afhamed of tfan^ Stubble Heads
*' as the CaTaliers are of their Lore-
''locks now; and, as Hair won't
*' grow as faft as green Peas» tfacj ^
'* will then be conftrained to wear
'* Wigs, and then will eome a rare
"Time for the Barbers!" Every
Word of which, like fi> many other!
of his Prophefyings and Prelagcs,
in due Sealbn proved Ari^y true !
Meantime, though this Fury for
cropping filled the Till as long as
{there was any long Hair to cut
off*, yet, this being prclcntly done, |
agrcat|
32
Cherry & Violet,
a great Stagnation of Bufinefs
enfued ; for, whereas the curled
Locks had required conftant curl-
ing, brufhing, and trimming, the
round Heads were eafily kept fhort,
and brought only Pence where the
others had brought Shillings. My
Father kept his Hair long to the
laft ; and, to exprefs his Opinion of
the Times fo as e'en they who ran
might read, he fet up two waxen
Effigies in his Window, not merely
Heads, but half Lengths ; the one
reprefenting an exceeding comely
and handfome young Man, (very
much like my Coulin Mark,) with
long, fair Treffes moft beautifully
crimped, falling over his Vandyke
Collar and black Velvet Coat : the
other, with as red a Nofe as old
Nolly clofe cropped, fo as to fhow
his large Ears flicking out on each
Side. And to make the Satire
more
Cherry & Violet,
[nore pungent, the Roundhead made
is though pointing to the CavaHer,
with a fmall Label fuperfcribed,
'* See what I was ! " — and the
Cavalier, with a Look of filent
Difguft, was figning at the Round-
bead and faying, " See what I fhall
^^be!"
This Comicality, which had coft
[ny Father and Mark fundry Hours
Df evening Labour, — (I Gad made
the DrefTes,) drew Crowds of People
to the Window, fo as even to
Dbftrud: the Paflage along the
Bridge ; and excited Peals of
ironical Laughter ; till, at length.
Mirth proceeding to Mifchief,
Blows began to enfue among thofe
who favoured oppofite Sides. Then
the Bridgewardens came with Con-
ftables and Weapons to quell the
Diflurbance, and an idle Fellow
was fet in the Cage, and another
D with
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Cherry & Violet,
with long Hair, put in the Stocks;
and one or two of our Panes of
Glafs were broken ; fo that what
began in Sport ended much too
ferioufly ; and my Father, finding
he muft yield to the Times, changed
the Cavalier's Placard into ** See
" what you had better be," and
finally removed it altogether, faying
he was naufeated with time-ferving.
But he perfifted in wearing his own
long Hair, come what would ;
which drew from the Reverend
Mafter Blower that Similitude about
the 'Trojan Horfe, who, I fuppofe,
perfifted in wearing his Mane and
long Tail after they had become
Types of a Party. And when my
Father was called in queftion for
it by one of the Bridgewardens,
and afked why he perfevered in
troubling Ifraely he with his ufual
Spirit retorted upon him with,
*'How
Cherry & Violet,
35
'^ How can a Tonfor be exped:ed
** to hold with a Party that puts
" Pence into his Till inftead of Shil-
*Mings?" Whereupon the Bridge-
warden called him a felf-interefted
DemaSy and faid no more to him.
Hugh Braidfoot upheld him
through thick and thin, laughing
all the while ; though he kept his
own buihy Head as fhort as a
Blacking-brufh. Indeed, this Man,
though the Effence of Mirth and
Good-humour, ftrongly built, and
fix Foot high, had not a Quarter of
my Father's Valour.
As for Mafter Blower^ he made
a wry Face on it, faying that Mag-
nafheh Mikiheh (which I after-
wards heard was Hebrew for well-
fet Hair) was now of no Account.
— One Evening, — I have good
Reafon to remember it, — the Days
being fultry and at their longeft, —
we
36
Cherry & Violet,
we made a Pleafu re-party to Green-
wich^ and took Water below the
Bridge. Coming back juft as the
Moon was rifing, a Boat-full of
uproarious and half- intoxicated
young Men fell foul of us and
upfet us. I fhall never forget my
Senfations as I went into the Water!
— The next Minute, I was half out
of it again, and found Mark's Arm
clofe round me, while with the
other he flruck out, and prefently
brought me afhore. My dear
Father alfo refcued my Mother;
and Hugh Braidfoofs long Legs
helped him more in wading out
like a Heron, I think, than his
Arms in fwimming, for he, too,
prefently came aland, covered with
Mud. My Mother and I cried,
and felt very grateful to Marky who
flood panting and colouring, and
looking very much pleafed with
himself;
Cherry & Violet.. 37
himfelf ; and prefently we were all
in another Boat on our Way to the
Bridge Stairs, drenched, quiet, and
thankful for our providential Efcape.
. . I, efpecially, feeling, oh ! how
happy! — Yet, in after Days, there
was a Time when I was ready to
wifh Mark had left me in the
River — .
f
CHAP,
38
Cherry & Violet,
CHAP. III.
Refult of the JVater-Party.
— The only Perfon in the Boat,
who was left for the Boatman to
fave, was MiHrefs G/oJ/op, the Widow
of a Cheapjide Hairdreffer in a much
larger Way of Bufinefs than my
Father, with whom we were on
very intimate Terms. She was a
Woman of about forty-five, tall,
bulky, and with a very heated
Face, which was the Refult of
Intemperance, not in drinking, but
eating, as I have often heard her
acknowledge. She was fond of
Everything nice, and had a Habit
of
Cherry & Violet.
of faying, '' Oh, I can't refift this !''
"I never can refifl that!" which
ufed to difguft me with her; and
make me ready to fay, " More fhame
for you if you cannot." She and
her Hufband had always been well
to do; and now flie was Miflrefs
of a large Bufinefs, with Court-
patronage, fuch as it was, and a
Foreman and three 'Prentices under
her ; befides keeping a profeffed
Cook, Houfemaid, and Scullion.
And whereas fhe and Mafter Glojfop
had always been Companions and
Goffips of my Father and Mother,
whofe Ages were fuitable to them,
yet, now fhe had caft off her Weeds,
fhe went mighty fine ; and Marky
who thought her fufHciently un-
agreeable, though he often went on
Errands to her, faid he was fure fhe
was cafling about for a fecond. To
a Woman of her Habit, the Ducking
fhe
39
40
Cherry & Violet.
{he got was unlikely to be of much
Good ; and as for her flame^coloured
Mantua, and pea-green Mantle, they
were ruined outright : however, fhe
was very merry about it, and as we
were all engaged to fup with her,
would hear of no excufe. Howbeit,
my Mother was too wet for doing
Anything but going Home and to
Bed : my Father would not leave
her ; Hugh Braidfoot faid he would
join us, but did not ; and the End
was, that Mark and I, when we had
drefTed ourfelves afrefh and kept
our Engagement, found Nobody to
meet us but fome Cheapfide Shop-
keepers who had not been on the
Water. And though they made
very merry, and though there were
Lobfters, and Pound-cake, and
Ducks, and green Peas, and fried
Plum-pudding, and Goofeberry Pie,
and other Delicacies too numerous
to
Cherry & Violet.
41
\
to mention, I had no Mind to eat,
but fat fhivering, and fcorching, and
thinking of the Water clofing over
me ; and at length, before any one
elfe was ready to leave, begged
Miftrefs Glojfop to let me v^ifh her
Good-night.
Mark, though he v^as in high
Spirits, came aw^ay with me, and
very kindly fa id he feared I was
the worfe for the Accident. And
though he had been very talkative
at the Supper-table, yet as foon as
we got into the open Air we
became as quiet as two Judges, and
walked Home fcarcely fpeaking a
Word, till we came to that laft one,
" Good-night."
I had taken Cold, which, with
a good deal of Fever attending
it, made me very poorly for fome
Days; and my dear Mother, who
did not fhew it fo much at firft,
had
42
Cherry & Violet,
had in fa6l taken her Death-chill,
though we knew it not till long
afterwards. Meantime, fhe kept
about ; I feeming at firft the worft
of the two, and fitting by the Fire
in a Cloke, very chilly, though
'twas clofe upon the Dog-days.
Violet Army t age came over the Way
to fee me ; and faith fhe, ^' Dear
" Cherry y how well Mark behaved !
** I fhall think the better of him for
** it as long as I live !"
I felt I fhould do fo too, but had
no Mind to fpeak much about it;
and, my Cold being heavy, and
making me indifpofed to talk, fhe
foon went away. Almoft daily,
however, fhe came acrofs ; and,
when file did not, Mark went at
her Defire to tell her how I was.
And fo I got well ; and juft as
I was fit for going out again, my
dear Mother's Illnefs became fo
apparent
Cherry G? Violet,
apparent that I kept wholly to the
Houfe. At firft we thought it
troublefome rather than dangerous,
and were not frightened ; and,
though I fat by her Bed almoft all
Day long, fhe would fometimes
fend me down to work below and
keep an Eye to the Houfe. Her
lllnefs fubdued me a good deal,"
and Mark was become unwontedly
gentle and filent; fo that, though
we fcarce faw each other fave at
Meals, we faid little; and yet I never
felt him to be better Company.
Violet fent me Word that unufual
Prefs of Bufinefs in the Shop kept
her from coming over, but begged
I would never let a Day pafs
without fending her Word how my
Mother was ; which I did, though
thinking, now and then, (he might
have juft run over, if but for a
Minute.
One
43
44
Cherry & Violet,
One fultry Evening, my Mother
being ready to compofe herfelf to
Sleep, bade me fit below till fhe
rang for me, as fhe was fure the
Room muft be warm and clofe. 'It
was fo, in fad:, and I was feeling
a little faint, therefore was glad to
fit at the open Cafement of our
Parlour behind the Shop. The
Bufinefs of the Day was done ; my
Father was gofliping with Hugh
Braidfoot next Door; there was a
pleafing Confufion of diftant Sounds
from the City and along the Water;
Boatmen calling " Yo, heave ho,"
and finging Snatches of Boat-
fongs ; the Water trembling and
murmuring among the Arches, and
the Evening Air feeling foft and
reviving.
While I was thus fitting, all
alone fave for T>olly in the Kitchen,
and Mafl:er Blower on the firfl:
Story,
Cherry & Violet,
Story, Mark comes in and gives me
a Pofy, faying, ** Violet fends you
** thefe Flowers:" and then re-
mained, with his Hand refting on
the Back of my Chair.
I know not how long we thus
remained, quite lilent, and I con-
fcious of great Pleafure in his
Prefence; till at laft, for want of
Anything more important to fay, I
obferved, ** Howpleafant the Evening
** Air is coming over the Water !"
'* Very," faid he, without feeming
to be thinking much about it : and
again we were both quiet.
** Coufin," faid he at length, in
a very gentle Voice, — which was
not his ufual Way of addreffing
me, for in common, he called me
Cherry, —
— "Dear Coufin, I have fome-
" thing to fay to you" — and
flopped.
'' What
46
Cherry & Violet.
**What is it, Mark?'' faid I,
foftly.
** We have lived long together/^
began he again, faintly laughing,
** and I never felt afraid of fpeaking
** to you, before — How odd it is
*' that I fhould feel fo, now!"
** What have you to be afraid
"about?" faid I, looking up at
him : on which he coloured and
looked away; and I did the fame,
without knowing why.
" You have always been my
** Friend," refumed he, taking
Courage, •" you will not be angry
" with me ? "
"Why fhould I?" faid I. "Is
" there Anything to be angry
" about ? "
" Perhaps you may think fo,"
faid he, " when you come to know
" all. Dear Cherry, I'm in Love!"
And laughed, and then was filent.
I never
Cherry & Violet,
I never felt fo perplexed what to
fay next. ^ ** I don't fee that is any
" Matter of mine," faid I at length.
" Don't you, though ? But that
** depends upon whom Tm in Love
** with !" faid he, fmiling. " If it
** were with Anybody a hundred
" Miles off, that you had never feen
" or heard of, you might fay it was
** no Matter of yours ; but. Cherry y
'' {he's not one Mile off! She's the
" prettieft Girl on the Bridge !"
** Then," faid I, turning fcarlet
as I fpoke, ** it muft certainly be
** Violet Army t age!''
" It is ! " cried he rapturoufly,
** What a GuefTer you are ! — Dear
" Cherry!''
Oh! what a Bound my Heart
gave ; and then feemed to flop !
For,^ — Fm only fpeaking to myfelf ;
to myfelf I may own the Truth — I
had not thought he meant Violet !
'' Ah,"
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48
Cherry & Violet.
"Ah," faid he, after a long
Silence, which I was as unable as
he was difinclined to break, " I dare
" fay youVe feen it all along — I
** may have told you no News — you
** are fuch a good Secret-keeper,
''Cherry!''
I could not yet fay a Word — He
had taken my Hand and wrung it ;
and I gently prefTed his in Sign of
Sympathy ; it was all I could do,
but it was quite enough.
"How kind you are!" faid he.
** What do you think my Uncle
"will fay?" '
" What do you think her Father
"will fay?" faid I faintly.
" We are not going to tell him
"juft yet," returned he, "nor yet
" her Mother."
" That founds bad, Mark—''
" Nay, Cherry y you know how
" crazy the old Lady is to have
" Braidfoot
Cherry & Violet, 49
^* Braidfoot for her Son-in-law ;
** (he'll find in Time he won't
** come forward, and Violet will
"take care he (hall not, for
** (he will give him no Encourage-
** ment ; but, till her Mother finds
" it won't do, there's no Ufe in
" my fpeaking, for you know
** I have nothing to marry upon,
" yet."
"When (hall you have?" faid I.
" When ?" repeated he, looking a
little annoyed, ** why, feme of thefe
" DaySy as the Saying is. You
" know I am thorough Mafter of
" my Bufinefs now, have ferved my
" time, receive good Wages, and am
" very ufeful to your Father. Who
" knows but that, as Time goes on,
" he'll take me for a Partner, and
" finally retire from Bufinefs ?"
"Ah, Marky fo little comes in now,
" that he will have nothing to retire
E " upon.
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Cherry & Violet.
upon. We can but juft go on as
we do/'
*' Well/' faid he laughing, with
little Embarraflment, ** perhaps
Miflrefs Glojfop will take me into
Partnerfhip. Tm a Favourite in
that Quarter."
"Miflrefs Glojfop! Oh, Markr
" Nay, Cherry y don't you fee, if
old Mafter Armytage takes a
Fancy to me, he may make it
worth her while to do fo, for the
Sake of his * fweet Wi-let ' ? "
** Ah, Marky Mafter Armytage is
himfelf in a very fmall Way of
Buiinefs — nothing at all to com-
pare with Miftrefs Glojfop' s. We
love and efteem them for old
Acquaintance fake, but fhe looks
quite down upon them. There
are fo many fmall Haberdafhers
on the Bridge!"
" Well, the fmaller he is, the lefs
"Reafon
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51
Reafon he will have to look down
upon me. I fuppofe you don't
mean to fay, Cherry^ that no
young Man thinks of Marriage
unlefs he is better off than I
am?"
'* So far from it, Marky that I
cannot fee what Right the Army-
tages have to expeft a better
Match for their Daughter; and
therefore I think it a Pity there
fhould be any Concealment."
** Marry come up !" cries he, ^* I
would rather draw a Double-tooth
for a. fiery Dragon than tell
Mafter Army t age I was Suitor for
his fweet Wi-let !''
" Why, you will have to tell him
fooner or later," faid I.
** Not . . not if we wait till he
dies," faid Mark.
''Dies! oh, MarkT—
" It's ill, reckoning on dead
'' Men's
52 Cherry & Violet.
" Men's Shoes, I own/' faid he,
looking rather afhamed.
^* It's unfeeling and indelicate in
the higheft Degree," faid I. "Why
" fhould not Violet tell her Father?'*
" Ah, Cherry y (he will not ; and
" what's more, fhe has made me
** folemnly promife that / will not,
" at prefent ; fo you fee there's no
** more to be faid. We muft juft
" go on, hoping and waiting, as
" many young Couples have done
** before us ; knowing that we love
** one another — and is not that, for
'' a While at leaft, enough?"
I faintly faid, ** Yes."
" You don't fpeak fo heartily,
though, as I thought you would,"
faid he. *' Don't you fympathize
** with us. Cherry V^
I looked up at him with a Smile,
though my Lip quivered, and faid
fervently, *' Oh, yes!"
" That's
Cherry & Violet,
" That's right ! '' faid he gladly.
** Now I fhall feel that whether
" Things go rough or fmooth with
" me, you take cordial Part in them.
"God blefs you, Cherry! And if
" ever Fm in any little Difficulty
" with Violet y I (hall come to you
" for Advice and Help, rely upon
" it ! — Hark, there is your Mother's
" Bell."
I ran off, glad to leave him ; and
found my Mother coughing, and in
want of fome Water. When fhe
had recovered herfelf, and compofed
herfelf again to Sleep, I fat by her
Cafement, looking out on the fame
Scene I had been gazing on an
Hour before ; but oh ! with what
different Feelings !
The Trouble of my Soul taught
me how much I had cared for him,
what Exped:ations I had nourished
of him, what Difappointment I felt
in
54 Cherry G" Violet,
in him. All was changed, all was
fhivered: never to be built up again!
And yet no one knew what Hopes
were wrecked within me. — The
World was going on juft the fame !
I thought how kind my Father
and Mother had been to him, and
how likely it was they had hoped
he would marry me, and how
certainly, in that cafe, my Father
would have fhared his Bufinefs with
him.
I thought how dull and forlorn a
Place the World would now feem
to me, but refolved they fhould
never know it. I would go on, in
all Refpedls, juft the fame.
Large Tears were flowing un-
reftrained down my Cheeks, when
Mafter Blower s Bell, having been
once rung already, was now pulled
again with fome Impatience; and
as T)riUy had ftepped out, I anfwered
it
Cherry & Violet,
it myfelf, and found he wanted his
Supper, which he took at no par-
ticular Time, but juft whenever he
was incHned to lay afide his Reading
or Writing. I might have fpread
the Table for him nineteen Times
out of twenty, without his ever
looking at me; however, on this
Occafion he happened to have
nothing better to do, and obferved
I was in trouble.
'' Child," faid he, *Ms thy Mother
worfe?"
** No, Sir, I humbly thank you."
** Then," fays he, '' Something
** elfe has happened to grieve thee,
*^ for thine Eyes are red with
" weeping. What is it ?"
But I could not tell him.
'' Well," faid he, after a Paufe,
** young Girls may have their Griefs
" that they don't care to tell about.
** — Man is born to Trouble, as the
** Sparks
56
Cherry & Violet.
** Sparks fly upward. And fome-
" times thofe Griefs we fhow leafl,
" we feel moft. But remember,
*' my good Girl, (for a good Girl,
^^ Cherry y thou art!) that there is
" One to whom we may always
'* carry our Burthens ; One who
" can eafe them, too, either by
" giving us Strength to bear them,
*' or by removing them altogether
** — Go pray, my Child, go
**pray!''
And I did as he bade me, and
found Balm for a bleeding Heart.
He was a good and wife Man, was
Mafler Blower,
When my Mother awoke, fhe
faid, " Cherry y I don't know what
" has come over me, but I feel a
^* Peace and a Quiet pafl exprefling
" . . I fhould not wonder if you
** have been praying for me, my
" Child."
I prelTed
Cherry & Violet.
I prefled her Hand and faid,
** Yes, Mother, I have . . . and for
^* myfelf too/'
** This lUnefs of mine may be
" a Blefling in Difguife to us
" both," faid fhe after a Paufe —
"it has taught me your Value,
'' Cherry:'
" What a funny Story," refumed
fhe prefently, quietly fmiling,
** might be written by a clever
** Hand about a Perfon who always
" fancied herfelf undervalued! * The
" Undervalued Woman!' — There are
" a good many fuch in the World,
** I fancy ; poor Things, it feems
** no Joke to them. People who
" have that Impreffion of themfelves
** generally take fuch filly Methods
" to prevent their being over-
" looked ! They had better make
** themfelves of real Importance,
" by being ufeful and thoughtful
"for
58
Cherry & Violet.
** for others. They had better take
** Pattern hy you ^ Cherry!''
How dear, a Mother's Praife!
Efpecially when fo feldom be-
ftowed !
CHAP.
Cherry & Violet.
CHAP. IV.
Chelfea Buns.
Violet feemed afraid (and yet
why fliould fhe be?) to come near
me, after Mark's Communication ;
and, as my dear Mother could ill
fpare me, I kept clofe Houfe. We
now felt the Bleffing of having a
difcreet and godly Minifter for our
Inmate; for Mafter Blower read and
prayed much with my Mother, and
comforted her greatly by his Dif-
courlings. I likewife derived Benefit
from the good Seed he fcattered,
which fell, as it were, into Ground
much foftened by heavy Rain.
When
6o Cherry & Violet.
When I was able and inclined to
ftep acrofs to Violety I found only
Mafter Armytage in the Shop ; who
faid to me with fome fhortnefs,
" You will find my Daughters
" within, — I wifh your Father
" would find Something more
" profitable for your Coufin to do,
** than to be always in our Parlour,
** a hindering of Bufinefs."
I knew Mark was not there juft
then, at any Rate, having left him
at Home; and, ftepping into Mafter
Armytage' s Back-room, I only found
there a pale, gentle-looking Girl,
with large, brown Eyes, diligently
putting Shop-marks to a Box of
new Ribbons. I knew her for
Kitty^ though her return Home
was News to me ; and, having not
much to fay to a Stranger, I afked
her how fhe liked the Bridge, She
faid, ** Not at all ; I have been ufed
"to
Cherry & Violet,
** to look upon Trees and Fields,
** and mifs the Green ; the Noifes
** make my Head ache, and my
" Mother keeps me fo clofe to my
** Work, that I pine for frefli Air."
I faid, ** Sure there is enough of
" it blowing through that open
** Window from the River!"
'' Do you call it frefh ?" faid fhe,
rather contemptuoufly, ** I do not,
" I can tell you ! Inftead of being
" fcented with Cows' Breath and
" new-mown Hay, it comes from
** Tan-yards and Butchers' Shops."
When Violet c2iVnQ in, fhe blufhed
very red, but we only fpoke of
indifferent Subjects : and, flrange as
it was of two fuch clofe Intimates,
we never, from that Time forward,
had any clofer Communication.
Perhaps it was her Fault, perhaps
it was mine : or perhaps, no Fault
of either, but a jufl and becoming
Senfe
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62 Cherry & Violet.
Senfe of what was beft for two
modeft Girls in our new Relation.
For, though it needed not to be
fuppofed that fhe knew Anything
of what was paffing in my Mind,
I am perfuaded that fhe did.
And thus the Families fell apart ;
and Mark never renewed his Con-
fidences to me after that firft
Evening ; and, if he had Moments
of keen Pleafure now and then, I
am perfuaded he had Hours of Pain
he had never known before. For
Violet was capricious and coquettifh,
and fometimes would vex him by
being unreafonable and hard to
pleafe : at other Times, by laying
herfelf out to pleafe others, as
Mailer Braidfooty and their Lodger
Mafter Clarke. And though fhe
gave out to Mark that this was only
for a Feint, to draw off the Atten-
tion of her Father and Mother from
himfelf.
Cherry & Violet,
himfelf, yet fometimes it was cer-
tainly with no other Purpofe than
to plague him, and at other Times,
I fear, with no better Purpofe than
to pleafe herfelf ; and I know it coft
him many a Tear.
Poor Mark! how my Heart
ached for him, and fwelled againft
her, when I found him one Evening
with his Arms on the Table, and
his Head on his Arms, and faw,
when he looked up, that he had
been crying. He rofe, and looked
out of Window, and faid, "Has it
** done raining yet ? I think I have
** been afleep!** But I knew he
had not.
All his Money now went in fine
Clothes for himfelf, and Prefents
for her ; fo that if he needed a little
Purfe againft his Marriage Day,
he was not going the Way to fill
it.
There
64 Cherry & Violet.
There was great Talk among the
young People, about this Time, of
an Excurfion up the River, to eat
Buns and drink Whey at Chelfea.
I was invited to join them, but
declined, on account of my Mother:
but Mark was to go, and could
think of Nothing elfe. I wafhed
and ftarched his Collar and Bands
myfelf, and fewed a new Lace on
his Hat. He wore a plain filver-
grey Cloth Suit, which was fober,
but very becoming, for he never
affefted ftrong Contrails, like my
Father. Knowing he was fond of
a Flower in his Button-hole, but
was preffed for Time to get one,
I gave a little Girl a Penny to run
down to the Market for the beft
Mofs-rofe (he could buy, and gave
it him myfelf. He thanked me
moft pleafantly for it, and looked fo
comely and cheerful, that when he
went
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went forth, I could not help ftanding
juft behind the Window-blind, to
look after him, and to fee the gay
Party fet out fromMd-Aer ^rmytage's.
Fir ft, a Boy was fent forward, with
a great Bafket full of Veal-pies and
other Dainties; then came out
Mafter Armytage^ with Miftrefs
Glojfopy who had condefcended to
join the Party, and wore a peach-
blofTom Silk, with pea - green
Ribbons. Then, Miftrefs Armytage^
with a little Bafket covered up, no
Doubt containing Something very
precious ; and Hugh Braidfoot by
himfelf, with his Hands in his
Pockets, as if he expedted to be
afked to carry it, and did not mean
to offer, walking a little in Advance
of her ; then Violet y looking fweet !
between Mark and Mafter Clarke —
(I know ftie liked having two better
than one, whatever might be her
Value
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Value for either,) and then Kitty y
who by Rights fhould have had one
or other of them, flowly following
with Mafter and Miftrefs Benjkin,
I obferved her to be a very little
lame, but Nothing to fpeak of.
Well ! the Day was fine, the
Water looked lovely, there was
Nothing to prevent their having a
moft charming Party of Pleafure,
unless it were their own Fault. I
thought of them many Times, as
I fat quietly weaving Hair at my
Mother's Bedfide ; and fancied them
floating on the River, landing
under tall Trees, rambling among
Meadows, fitting on the Grafs,
eating and drinking in the Shade,
and fcattering in fmall Parties. 1
fancied what I fhould do and feel if
I were Violet y and how Mark would
comport himfelf, and what he would
fay : but, when I looked on my
Mother's
Cherry & Violet.
Mother's pain-worn Face, I did not
wifli to change Places.
They did not come Home till
very late ; much too late. I had
perfuaded my Father to go to Bed,
and let me fit up for Mark, for
Fear of difturbing my Mother. He
faid Dolly might as well fit up too ;
however, fhe proved heavy to fleep,
fo I fent her to Bed.
Then I fat at my Window, which
was over Mafter Blower's Sitting-
room, and looked out on the Bridge.
The Harveft-moon, brightly fhining,
made our Side of the Way as light
as Day, but Mafter Army t age's Side
was in deep Shade. I heard St.
Magnus's Clock, and St. PauFs, and
St. Mary Overys, ftrike Eleven.
Then I faw fome dark Figures
coming along in the Shade, and
ftop at Mafter Armytage's Door,
and knock up the Maid, who, after
long
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long Delay, came fleepily to the
Door with a Candle, Then the
others, who had been talking, but
not much, like People who were
very tired after too long a Day's
Pleafure, faid ** Good-night;" and
I faw Hugh Braidfoot fhake Hands
with the Girl on his Arm, and ftep
acrofs to his own Door in the broad
Moonfhine. Mafter and Miftrefs
Ben/kin had gone Home before, and
let themfelves in with the Houfe-
key, I counted thofe that entered
Mafter Armytage'sy and only made
out his own Family. Mark had
doubtlefs feen Miftrefs Glojfop to her
own Door, as was right and fitting.
For him, then, I muft exped: to
wait a good While longer: and I
did wait a good While ; till all the
Clocks ftruck Twelve. Juft as they
had done ftriking, I heard and knew
his Step, and opened the Door
without
Cherry & Violet.
without his knocking. ** Have you
" had a pleafant Day ?'' faid I.
I looked at him as I fpoke, and
(hall never forget his Face !
— "Good Night/* faid he fliortly,
** we'll talk it over to-morrow."
And impatiently took from my
Hands his Candle, which I was
trying to light for him at mine.
But it had been fnuffed too fhort,
and would not light as readily as he
wifhed ; which made him curfe it
in a low, deep Voice. I had never
heard him fwear before.
^^Marky' faid I, looking anxioufly
at him, " you are ill."
*^ No, I'm not," faid he abruptly,
** good Night. Thank you for
" fitting up for me."
"I'm not at all tired," faid I,
" and there's fome Supper for you
** in the Kitchen. Let us go there,
" and have a little Chat over the
" Pleafures
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** Pleafures of the Day — you don't
" look fleepy."
From white he turned to deep
red.
" The Day has not been fo
** pleafant as you fuppofe," faid he
hufkily; ** you have been better and
*' happier at your Mother's Bedlide.
** I wifh there were more fuch as
** you in the World. Good Night,
** dear, good Cherry!"
— And fprang Up-ftairs without
another Word, taking two Steps at
a Time. I went to Bed, but not to
fleep ; I could not get his ftrange
Look and Manner out of my Head.
The next Morning, at Breakfaft-
time, Mark did not appear. Dolly
faid he had gone out early. My
Father was angry, and fent acrofs
the Way for him, knowing he was
but too often at Mafter Ar my t age's.
But Dolly brought back Word they
had
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had feen Nothing of him. Then
we conduded he had gone for an
early Walk, as was often his Cuftom,
and had outftayed his Time. How-
ever, we breakfafted without him
at length, and ftill he did not come
back.
** Confound that Boy," faid my
patient Father at laft — (thus, the
Fault of one Party provoked the
Sin of another,) — " it's plaguy tire-
" fome of him to be playing Truant
" this Morning, of all Days in the
" Year, for I have prefling Bufinefs
" in Eajlcheapr
** Leave me in Charge of the
" Shop, Father:' faid I,— ^* my
" Mother's Cough is quiet, now (he
" is dozing ; and I {hall hear her
" Bell."
'' Well, I fuppofe I muft," faid
he very reluftantly ; " but I fhall
" trounce Mafter Mark well for
" his
72 Cherry & Violet,
*^ his Condudl when I fee him next,
" he may rely upon it!*'
So he left me in Charge ; and
my loved Mother being in a Kind
of lethargic Slumber, which often
lafted many Hours, I left the Doors
open between us, and fat in the
Shop. As Fate would have it, not
a fingle Cuftomer looked in the
whole Time my Father was away ;
which was lucky, though we did
not feel very thankful, in ufual, for
this Falling-ofF in Bufinefs. Before
he returned, Mark came in, and
beckoned me into the Parlour.
"What is the Matter?" faid I,
with a violently beating Heart.
"I've done it!" faid he breath-
leffly.
"Done what?" faid I.
" Married !" faid he : and hid his
Face in his Hands.
"Dear Marky how imprudent !"
I exclaimed
Cherry & Violet,
I exclaimed afFedlionately, ** what
^' will the Army t ages fay ?"
**What will they, indeed!'' re-
peated he, ** Violet efpecially ! She
" drove me to it!"
'* Violet ? Drove you to marry
**her?" I cried. — It founded fo
ftrange !
*' Oh, Cherry I what will you
" fay ? It makes me fhudder to tell
" you !" he rapidly faid ; ** Nothing
" butthatGirl's incorrigible Coquetry
" could have made me break with
" her as I did ; and then Reproaches
" led to Taunts, and Taunts to
" Threatenings, till bad led to
" worfe, and {he twitted me with
** my Poverty, and I told her I
** could be a richer Man in twenty-
*^ four Hours than her Father, and
** look down upon them all, and
** (he dared me to it, and faid a
" better Man than me was waiting
**for
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" for her, and fo — Temptation to
** be revenged on her came in my
** Way, and — I've married Miftrefs
''Glo(fopr
'' Oh, Mark r
— " Nay, Cherry y don't give way
" fo," faid he, beginning to fhed
Tears himfelf when he faw me
weeping bitterly, — " Love is not a
" Man's whole Life, and what I've
" tailed of it has n't made me very
" happy — I've ftepped into a famous
" Bufinefs, and I fhall have a quiet
" Fire-fide, and a capital Table, and
" kind Looks if not pretty ones, and
" — a done Thing can't be undone :
'' fo there's an End on 't !"
Then, fancying he heard my
Father's Step, though 'twas only
Mafter Blower Sy he haftily ex-
claimed, " You muft tell my Uncle
" — Good-bye, Cherry V and hurried
out of the Houfe.
When
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7S
When he was gone, I fat in a
Kind of Stupor. . Married? and to
fuch a Wife! — How could he? —
how could flie ? . . and this increafed
my Amazement, for he had been
befide himfelf with Anger and
Jealoufy, and hardly knew what he
was doing, — but that fhe, cool,
colledied, and at her Time of Life,
could have clofed with his Propofals
without the Delay of a fmgle Day !
— how difgufting ! — Ah, fhe was
afraid of lofing him !
— Immerfed in thefe fad Thoughts,
I with my Hands clafped on my Lap,
j I was unaware of my Father's
I Return till he flood before me. I
ftarted.
** Has Mark returned ?" cried he.
** He came back, and is again
'' gone," faid L
'*The young Rafcal!" exclaimed
I my Father very paffionately, " what
i " does
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" does he mean by this outrageous
" Condudt ? Tve a great Mind to
" lock the Door againft him when
** he comes back!"
** Father, he will never come
" back ! — He is married ! . . married
" to Miftrefs Glojfopr
And, trying to fpeak compofedly,
all would not do ; the Tears rained
from my Eyes.
My Father remained perfeftly
mute. I could underftand his
Amazement, his Vexation, by my
own; accompanied, as I knew it
muft be in his Cafe, by great
Anger. I expedted every Moment
to hear fome violent Expreffion of
Indignation : he had been fo un-
ufually difpleafed with him already
for what was comparatively a
Trifle.
All at once, I found myfelf folded
in his Arms. He did not fay a
Word;
Cherry & Violet.
Word ; but the longer he held me,
the more and more I felt that his
Hopes for me had been ruined as
well as mine, that his Schemes and
Vifions of the Future were all dif-
perfed and overclouded, that he
knew Something of what was
paffing within me, and felt Sympathy
without having the Power of ex-
prefling it.
** Well, — " faid he, releafing me
at laft, — and I faw that his Eyes
were wet, " Man propofes, but God
" difpofes. We 've had an Efcape
** from this young Man. Un-
** grateful young Fellow ! And
" blind to his own Intereft, too,
" for I could have done better for
" him. Cherry^ than he knows of.
** But — he deferves his Fate. A
" miferable one it will be ! He'll
'* never profper!"
** Oh, Father! don't prophefy
** againft
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Cherry & Violet.
" againfl him ! We need not wifh
** him ill."
" I don't wifh him ill," returned
he, " but he'll come to no Good.
" He has done for himfelf in this
" Marriage. And fo. Cherry y you'll
"fee!"
CHAP.
Cherry & Violet.
CHAP. V.
A Shadow on the Hoiife,
Oh ! how dreary now feemed
the Houfe ! Its Light and its Life
were gone. The unfeen Prefence
of Love no longer gladdened it,
and the Shadow of Death was flowly
creeping on.
Violet came to pour out her
Wretchednefs and her Self-re-
proaches to me as foon as fhe heard
what had happened. She declared
fhe could never be happy again —
flie could never ceafe thinking of
him. I told her it would be very
wicked of her now, to think of him
in
8o
Cherry & Violet.
in the Way fhe meant, any more.
For faying which, I fuppofe flie
was offended at me; for ftie did not
come near me again for a good
While.
I don't fuppofe Tears are often
flied over thick Slices of Bride-
cake, with Sugar and Almonds an
Inch deep, fuch as Violet and I
received (tied up with fuch vulgar
white Satin Knots!) from Miflrefs
Glojfopy now, alas! Miflrefs Blenk-
in/op. When I took it up to my
Mother, fhe turned away her Head,
and faid with her gentle Smile,
** You may give my Share to Dolfyy
" — perhaps fhe will like it to dream
'' upon/'
I faid, '* I don't believe Dolly
•* will touch it;" however, there I
was miflaken. She faid, ** Law,
** Miflrefs Cherry y Vm fure Miflrefs
** is very good. . . I grudge the
** eating
Cherry & Violet,
** eating of it, too ; for *tis an un-
" feemly Match, I calls it ; but,
" there, — one don't get fuch Cake
" as this every Day!"
When I repeated this Saying to
my Mother, (he faid, " She belongs
" to the Glojfop School, Cherry, that
** never can forbear.'*
Miftrefs Blenktnfop would have
been glad, I fancy, to (hew off her
young Hulband on the Bridge ; but
fhe received no Encouragement;
and as lor Mark, who had certainly
intended to pique Violet^ he was
now as wretched as herfelf, to judge
from his Looks, as reported to us
by one or two who had feen Some-
thing of what was going on. Happy
or unhappy, he never came near us,
on Bufinefs or Pleafure ; and as my
Father dropped the Connexion,
which was more to his Lofs than
Miftrefs Blenkinfofs, we now faw
Q Nothing
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Nothing of one another. For I
fcarce went out at all; but now
and then Miftrefs Ben/kin would let
fall how flie had met the Blenkinfops
going to fuch and fuch a Place of
Public Refort ; he looking afhamed
and tired of his Companion; and
{he as fine as the Rainbow. For fhe
would not only fee Funamble Turk^
and pay her Shilling to ride round
HydeParkyhui intrude herfelf among
the Quality in Mulberry Garden, I
warrant her !
About this Time Mafter Armytage
died. Thereby his Family fuftained
great Lofs, not only of a kind
Hufband and Father, but of worldly
Goods; for the Widow only got a
Third of the Worth of the Bufinefs,
and the Son, who was married and
not very friendly with her, choofing
to live on the Premises and carry
on the Concern, fhe and her
Daughters
Cherry & Violet,
Daughters prefently went into an
exceeding fmall Houfe in the
Boroughy where they opened a little
Shop that did not anfwer very well.
After a While, Violet^ unufed to
fuch fcant Living, was glad to come
back as Shopwoman to her Brother,
whofe Wife had no Turn for
Bufinefs; but it went fore againft
her to be Second in the Houfe
where fhe had hitherto been always
treated like Firft ; and alfo it was a
Grievance to her to live among a
Family of young Children. Thefe
Trials fretted her till they impaired
her Beauty, making her grow
peevifli and thin.
Meantime, her younger Sifter
took Plain-work when fhe could
get it ; and the Benjkins and Hugh
Braidfoot fupplied her with what
they could, which fhe accepted
gratefully ; though, in her Father's
Life-time,
84 Cherry Gf Violet.
Life-time, it would have quite
aiFronted Miftrefs Armytage that her
Girls fhould fet a Stitch for either
of them. But Times were altered
now ; (he was unable even to keep
a Servant; and, one Day, when I
looked in upon her, I noticed fo
many little Symptoms of Poverty,
that, on repeating them to my
Mother, (he made me put up a
Variety of little Prefents for her,
and take them to her with her old
Neighbour's Love.
When I reached her Houfe, I
found her on her Knees, fcouring the
Door-ftep with fuch Zeal and Noife,
that I could not at firft make her hear
my Voice, or become feniible of my
Prefence. When (he did, (he did
not appear particularly glad to fee
me, but pulled her Pail out of my
Way, and faid, '' Oh !— Youll find
'' Kitty within — Kitty! Kitty T
And
Cherry & Violet,
And juft within the Door, fure
enough, was Kitty ftanding with
her back to me, before Mafter
Braidfooty who was feated, with a
fringed Glove in his Hand, and
holding forth to her very earneflly.
He had fent her a Box of Gloves to
fringe, and I fuppofe fhe had not
trimmed them to his Mind, for flie
was hanging her Head, and looking
very uncomfortable. As foon as he
faw me, he brought his Difcourfe
to a Finifh by faying, '* Of which,
** more anon;" and nodding a Good-
bye to me, ftepped over Miftrefs
Armytage's Pail, and walked off.
Miftrefs Armytage now came in,
taking off her Apron in a great
Buftle ; and feemingly much more
glad to fee me than fhe had been
juft before. And {he received my
Mother's Prefents in mighty good
Part, efpecially the Brandy-cherries,
which
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which had been put in quite as an
After-thought, faying they would
make a pretty little Di(h for Supper.
I thought fhe and KittyhzA, been more
in the Way of Bread-and-Cheefe
Suppers now, but made no Comment.
Some People would as foon die as
not try to be thought genteel.
When I had nearly reached
Home, I faw Mark coming along
the Bridge, in a hefitating, reludant
Sort of Way. When he faw me,
he ftepped out more brifkly, and
came up, holding out his Hand.
" Cherry y' faid he, lowering his
Voice, ** my old Lady and I had
"almoft a Tiff this Morning,
** becaufe fhe wanted you and my
" Uncle to come and eat fome of
" the firft green Peas of the Seafon
•* with us, and I told her I did not
** think you would. But, will you?"
** Thank you kindly," faid I, '' but
** my
Cherry & Violet.
** my Mother is fo ill, we have no
" Heart to go anywhere now."
" I knew it was fo," faid he,
looking relieved, ** but you will not
" think me unfeeling, I hope, for
" putting the Queftion?"
*' Oh no, I think it very kind of
" you," faid I, ** I take it as I know
** it was meant. Won't you come
** in ? We have k^n nothing of
** you for a long Time."
" Thank you, not juft now,"
faid he, ** good-bye." And walked
off as if he were in a great Hurry.
When I returned to my dear
Mother, (he faid, ^^ Cherry^ Tm fure
*' you will be amufed when I tell
*' you what I have been dreaming
" about, — I dreamed you were
" married!"
I faid, " Dear Mother, if you
" take to dreaming, and my
** Father to prefaging, there '11
"be
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** be Nothing left to be furprifed
** about!"
" Ah, well," faid fhe, gently
fmiling, ** but this was a very
" pretty, pleafant Dream — You were
" married to a Perfon a good Deal
** older than yourfelf, but very much
" to your own Mind, notwith-
" {landing, and were living like a
" Lady, with Every-thing genteel
** and comfortable about you."
I fmiled to cover a Sigh; and
kiffing her thin Hand, faid, ** May
** you live, dear Mother, to fee
" it."
'' No," faid fhe, '' I know I (hall
** not do that — my Time is growing
** very fhort now ; but yet I fhall
*' leave you in Peace, Cherry^ — I
'* am fo certain of your doing well.
" I don't mean becaufe of this foolifh
'' Dream."
*' As for doing well," faid I,
'' God's
Cherry & Violet.
** God's Bleffing generally refts on
'' the Child of many Prayers, . .
** but if by doing well, you mean
"marrying well, do you think that
"is the only Way I can be
"happy?"
" No,'' faid fhe after a Paufe,
" I do not. I think there is no
" other Happinefs equal to it, where
" the Parties are well afforted, and
" are good to the Core ; but much
" depends upon each other, and
" much upon themfelves; fo much,
" that it had often been better for
" them they had never met."
" And as fo few are good to the
" Core," faid I, " perhaps the
" Balance of Happinefs may not lie
" on the Side you think."
" Perhaps not," faid fhe, " but
" every one hopes to be the Excep-
" tion. — However," fhe added, after
another Paufe, " thefe Things are
"not
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** not of our ordering ; and what-
" ever be the happier Lot, it is
" certain we cannot fecure it unless
" it be appointed us, whether for
" ourfelves or for thofe we dearly
** love. It may be God's Will that
" you fhall be Cherry Curling all
** your Days, in Spite of my Dream,
** and in Spite of your being fitted
** for Happinefs in another State;
" but that it is his Purpofe to make
** you happy in yourfelf^ whatever
" you are, I feel as fure of as that
** I fee you now."
When I told her what Satif-
faftion the Brandy -cherries had
given, fhe fmiled quietly, and faid,
" The fame Woman, ftill ! — You
" ihall take her fome potted Salmon
" to-morrow."
I did fo ; but did not, this Time,
find the Widow cleaning her Door-
ftep. She had gone to Market;
the
Cherry & Violet,
the Shop was empty, and I walked
through it into the Httle Parlour
beyond. Here I again came upon
Kitty and Hugh Braidfoot : fhe was
fitting this Time, and he ftanding,
and, the Moment fhe faw me, fhe
fiiatched away her Hand from him,
which he was holding, and ran up
Stairs. I felt very awkward, and
was retreating without a Word ; but
he, turning about upon me with a
Sort of homely, manly Dignity, a
Mixture of Placid and Refolute in
his Manner that I never faw before,
and which became him very well,
held out his Hand to me, and faid,
** You fee. Cherry ^ how it is to be.
** There'll foon be a Wedding in
" this Houfe. The old Lady has
" meant there fhould be, all along ;
" but what though ? Shall a Man
** that knows his own Mind be
" flayed from it for Fear of playing
" into
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** into a managing Woman's Hands?
" Had the Widow been lefs eager,
" the Thing might have been fooner
" brought about ; however, you and
" I have known her longer than
** Yefterday— fhe's Kittys Mother ;
" and enough's faid ! '*
I wiflied him Joy, and faid I
thought he and Kitty would be very
happy together. Then, fetting down
my Mother's little Gift on the
Table, I turned to go away.
'' What's that ?" faid he. '' Only a
" little potted Salmon for Miftrefs
" Armytage,'' faid I. '' I'll call
" Kitty down," faid he ; and going
to the Stair-foot, he called " Kitty !
^^ Kitty r but fhe did not anfwer;
and giving me a knowing Smile, he
faid, ** I don't think fhe'll come
" down while we are both here" —
" I'm going," faid I, ** but here
" comes Miftrefs Armytage from
" Market."
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'' Market." '' Oh, then, I'm going
"too!" cried he, laughing and
catching up his Hat, *^ Tve no Mind
" to break the News to the Widow,
" fo come your Ways, Cherry y we'll
"walk to the Bridge together; don't
" look behind you." . . " 'Tis Pity
" o' my Life," continued he fmiling,
when we had walked a little Way
together, "that refpect her I cannot;
" for you fee. Cherry y a Man can
" never refpecft a Woman whom he
" fees trying to draw him in ! He
" may walk into her Trap with his
" Eyes open, and let her fave him
" fome Trouble, but refped: her or
" truft her, is out of his Power.
" Firft, fhe wanted to have me for
" Violet : that would not do — then,
" Kitty was kept out of Sight till
" (he found I would not have the
" other ; but as foon as fhe found
" I liked the youngeft Sifter beft,
"poor
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** poor Violet was put in the Shade,
'' and Kitty s Turn came. 'Tis ill
" to fpeak this Way of one's Mother-
" in-Law eleft ; I hope fhe'll breed
** no Trouble between us when
** fhe's Mother-in-Law in earneft ; I
" fhould like to penfion the old
** Gentlewoman off, but that can't
" well be ; fo we muft let her have
** the Run of the Houfe, and try to
** make her comfortable as long as
** fhe lets us be fo."
Then, turning to a more agree-
able Subjed, he fang Kitty s Praifes;
and, reaching his own Door, hoped
fhe and I fhould be good Neigh-
bours. ** Your Father and you
** muft come to the Wedding-
'* Dinner," faid he, ** we may not
" have as many good Things as the
" Blenkinfops had, but I fancy 'twill
** be a cheerfuller Dinner."
When I told my Mother the
News,
Cherry & Violet.
News, fhe took it very compofedly,
but I obferved her Eyelids give
one little, involuntary Movement,
that betrayed more Surprife than
fhe w^as willing to fhew. "Ah,
** my dear Mother,'' thought I,
** another of your little Caftles in
" the Air for me has been thrown
" down, I fear. This was, no
" Doubt, the Hero of the Dream,
** who was to make me fo comfort-
" able ! What a lucky Thing that
" I care not a Rufli for him."
However, we never faid a Word to
one another on the Subjedl.
So the Wedding took place, and
my Father and I were at the Dinner,
which confifted of every Nicety that
Money could procure ; for Miflrefs
Army t age faid that Hugh Bratdfoot
fhould have all his favourite Difhes,
and fhe took Care to have her own,
whether they correfponded or not.
So
95
96 Cherry Gf Violet,
So there was roaft Pig, and pickled
Salmon, Calf's Head and green
Goofe, Lobfter Salad and Marrow-
bones, and more Sweets than I ever
faw out of a Paftry-cook*s Shop.
As fome Things were in Seafon and
others were not, the latter, though
fweet in the Mouth, were bitter
in Digeftion; I mean, to Mafter
Braidfoot when he came to pay the
Bills. And then Miftrefs ArmytagCy
afliamed of having exceeded be-
coming Limits, went about to
feveral of the Tradefmen, who were
Hugh Braidfoot' s perfonal Friends,
and who already were difpleafed
enough at not having been invited
to the Feaft ; and (he incenfed them
the more by trying to get them to
lower their Bills, which they
thought and called exceffive mean.
Thereby, Miftrefs Armytage got
into bad Odour, and Kitty came in
for
Cherry & Violet,
for her Share, and ftied her firft
Tears after Marriage upon it, which
I wifh had been her laft. However,
Mafter Braidfoot laughed the Matter
off, in a jovial, carelefs Sort of a
Way ; and went round himfelf and
paid every one in full, and made
Friends with them with a few
merry Sayings; fo Peace was rc-
ftored, that Time.
97
CHAP.
Cherry & Violet,
• CHAP. VI,
Metaloia.
When I fee what a little Way
the Solemnization of Matrimony in
the Common Prayer Book lies from
the Burial- fervice for the Dead,
(only feparated by the Order for the
Vifitation of the Sick,) it makes me
think how fometimes in actual Life
Marriages and Funerals feem to
tread upon the Heels of one another.
Scarce were the Bills for Mafter
Braidfoofs Wedding - dinner paid,
when my dear Mother, who had
been fail but gently finking, de-
parted this Life without a Sigh. I
had
Cherry Gf Violet.
had left her much as ufual the
Night before ; but in the Morning
was aware of a grey Shadow over
her Face, unUke Anything I had
yet feen, and impoffible to defcribe,
that made me fenfible of the Prefence
of Death. My Father fupported
her in his Arms, Mafter Blower
prayed aloud befide her, I bathed
her Face with Vinegar, and Dolly
ran for the Doftor, but juft as he
crofled our Threfhold, fhe gently
breathed her laft.
How empty the Houfe feemed !
For, though a Perfon may take no
adtive Part in its Bufinefs, yet a
Senfe of their Nearnefs is accom-
panied by a conftant Feeling of
Companionfhip, fuch as I think
we might feel with regard to our
Heavenly Father if we would
look into the Fa(ft of his being
conftantly about us a little more
narrowly.
loo Cherry & Violet.
narrowly. Excellent Mafter Blower
was a Tower of Strength to us under
this Bereavement; knowing how to
comfort a Man better than I could,
and poiTeffed of more Calmnefs and
Compofednefs than I could be ex-
pefted to have, though he faid his
Heart bled for us all the while.
But he fet before us the Bleffednefs
of my Mother in her glorified State
fo ftrongly, that it was impoffible
not to feel that our Lofs was her
Gain.
While the Houfe was yet dark-
ened, I heard a huflied Voice that
had become ftrange to my Ears of
late, faying to my Father in the
next Room, ** I am fure. Uncle, if
** you would look upon it as a Mark
'' of Refpeca." . . and my Father,
in Tears, made Anfwer to him, " I
'* fhould, Mark, I ihould ! I fhall
" be glad for you to accompany us
"to
Cherry & Violet.
" to the Grave ; for, indeed, my
^* Boy, flie was very kindly affec-
** tioned towards you."
And then cried again ; and, I
think, Mark cried too. It was
Bahn to my Heart to think he was
going to the Funeral. An ill-
advifed Deed had in the firft
Inftance baniflied him from us, and,
in Time, he had not only become
reconciled to his Banifhment, but,
from what I made out of the Report
of others, had learnt to rejoice in it.
The firft Signal of a better Frame
was his returning to us, which coft
him an Effort, and then repaid it/elf,
Mafter Blower called it Metaloia^
whatever that meant.
Violet was very kind to me. All
her old Affection for me now re-
turned; and fhe would bring her
Work and fit with me for Hours.
Alfo the Benjkins and Braidfoots
were
I02 Cherry & Violet.
were kind in their Way, though
after a homely Fafhion. But one
that better underftood comforting
was nearer at Hand. One Evening,
I heard Mafter Blower^ as he met
my Father on the Stairs, fay,
** Why, old Friend, we have lived
*' many a Year under the fame Roof,
" and have never broken Bread
** together yet ! Bring Cherry with
** you, and fup with me to-night !"
My difconfolate Father, being
taken by Surprife, had no Power
to refufe the Honour ; Dolly was
fent for a Crab, and we fpent a
very peaceful and pleafant Evening
together, not ended without Prayer.
As we left, the kind Man faid,
" Well, Friend, fince you won't
" afk me. Til afk myfelf to fup to-
" morrow Night with you'' And
fo he did; and many a rich and
learned Man might have envied us
the
Cherry & Violet.
103
the difcreet and pleafant Gueft that
honoured our poor Table. From
that Time, we thus fpent two
Evenings together every Week.
By this Time my Friend Kitty
had t^ken upon her all the Import-
ance of a well-to-do Tradesman's
Wife, which fitted her as well as
one of her Hufband's beft Pair of
Gloves. Inflead of Stuffand Dimity,
flowered Chintz and even Silk was
now the Wear! looped well up, too,
to fhew the grafs- green quilted
Petticoat and clocked Stockings.
Nothing, Mafter Braidfoot thought,
was too good for her. And inftead
of its being ** good Hufband,"
" honoured Mafter Braidfooty' fo
bafhfully fpoken, as at firft, now it
was, " dear Hughy' ** fweet Hughy'
or ^^ Hugh'' by itfelf alone. And
happy, without a Cloud, would the
Lives of this worthy Couple have
been
I04
Cherry & Violet,
been but for the Hinderances of
Miftrefs Armytage, Now it was
her Parfimony in Something her
Son-in-Law could well afford and
defired to have; now her Expen-
fivenefs in Something for which fhe
dared not give him the Bill; and
then he would find it out, and rate
her, half in Sport, and then fhe
would take Offence in right Earnefl.
Then Kitty would cry, and then
her Mother would fay fhe knew
fhe was only in the Way, and would
go off for a While to her old
Quarters. When fhe got there, her
Tongue lay not ftill, like a good
Houfe-dog in its Kennel, but mufl
needs yap, yap, like a little Terrier,
that flies at every Comer; and, to
every Neighbour along the Borough
it was, ** Oh, you know not what a
'"Turk . ./" — ''My poor, poor
" Daughter ! " — " Temper of an
''Angel!"
Cherry & Violet,
" Angel !" — '' Will wear her out at
'' laft ! " — '' Never know a Man
*^ before he's married!" — "Peace
" and Poverty for my Money "...
and fuch-like.
Meanwhile, Hugh and Kitty were
as merry as Crickets in their own
Chimney-corner, little gueffing or
caring what an ill Report of their
Firefide was fpreading all along
Southwark: and if Hugh met e'er
a Neighbour's Wife that gave him
a. dark Look, as much as to fay,
" Ah ! for all your blythe Face, I
" know what I know !" — all he did
was to cry, " Neighbour, how do
"you do?" in a jovial Voice that
rang along the Street. Thus the
Hufband and Wife would go on,
mighty comfortable by themfelves,
till fome favourite Difh, perhaps,
of Miftrefs Armytage's would be fet
on Table, and Kitty y with a Tear
in
i05
io6
Cherry & Violet.
in her Eye, would fay, " Poor, dear
'* Mother is fo fond of a roaft
" Pig.'* '' Set it down before the
'* Fire again, then," fays Hugh,
*' while I run and fetch the old
" Gentlewoman. . I'll be back in
*' five Minutes." — And, in about
a Quarter of an Hour, fure enough,
he would return with the Widow
on his Arm, and there would be a
little kiffing and crying, and then
all would fit down in high Good-
humour with one another, and
Things would go on quietly till
Hugh and his Mother-in-Law quar-
relled again.
About this Time, dear, good
Maflier Blower, who had hitherto
led a removed Life among us,
hidden and yet known, minifi:ering
and being minifl:ered unto by many
of his old Flock on the Sly, did by
fome Indifcretion or Mifadventure
provoke
Cherry & Violet, 107
provoke the Notice of the Powers
then riding paramount, and, coming
Home to us in great Perturbation
one Day, told us he muft at once
take Ship to Holland in a VeiTel
going down the River the next
Morning. This was greatly to the
Sorrow of my Father and myfelf ;
and fome Tears of mine fell on his
little Packet of clean Linen as I
made it up for him ; and I thought
it no Wrong to flip into the eafy
Slippers I knew he would not fail
to take out at the Journey's End, a
little Purfe with feven Gold Carolufes
in it, that I had long been hoarding
for fome good Ufe. The Wind
was light, but yet fair : there was
a Remedy againfl Sea-ficknefs in
my Father's Shop-window that I
had not much Faith in, it had lain
fo long in the Sun, even fuppofing
there ever were any Virtue in it;
however,
io8 Cherry & Violet.
however, I thought there could be
no Harm in juft fewing it in the
Lining of his Coat, according to the
Diredlions printed . . at leaft, fo I
thought at the Time, but afterwards
I obferved I had made a Miftake,
but it did no Harm, if no Good.
And Father gave him a Bottle of
Cognac Brandy, which really had
fome Virtue in it, fo we did for
him what we could, one Way or
another. And he packed up what
few Papers he could carry, and
burned others, and locked up the
reft, leaving them and his Books in
my Charge, with his Bleffing. And
fo the good Man went.
Often afterwards, when I was
fetting his Rooms in Order, and
dufting his Books, I would ftand,
with my Dufter in my Hand,
looking at the Table at which he
ufed to write, and the old Arm-
chair
Cherry & Violet.
chair in which he ufed to fit, and
fall into a Kind of Mufe, till I
almoft feemed to fee his large,
quiet, brown Eyes, that wefe fet fo
far under the Shadow of his Brows,
and feemed lighted up, fomehow,
from within, looking up at me, and
his pleafant Face fmiling at me, (he
had a very fweet Smile, had Mafter
Blower^ and his pleafant Voice
faying, ** Well, Cherry^ is it Eating-
" time again, already?"
Now and then I would open one
or other of his Books, and, if I
chanced upon Anything I under-
ftood and that interefted me, would
ftand reading on and on, till I was
ftartled by hearing my Father call
for me. At length, he knew where
to look for me ; and took to laughing
at me for taking fuch a Turn for
Study ; but one Day he fell to
reading one of Mafter Blower s Books
him fe!f,
109
I lO
Cherry & Violet,
himfelf, and liked it fo well, that,
we being but quiet Companions for
one another, now there was fo little
to fay, we fpent many an Hour,
fitting over-againft each other, each
with our Book.
One Day, as I fat fewing in the
Parlour, and my Father was cutting
a Man's Hair, I heard his Cuftomer
fay, " My Lord ProteBor's very ill,
'' and like to die."
" Don't believe it," faid my
Father, ^^he'll never die in his Bed."
Which, for once, was a Prefage
that did not come true.
" Well, he feems to think fo
** too," faid the other ; " at all
*' Events he's having Thanks put
" up for his Recovery, while yet
** he's as bad as can be ; which
** looks premature."
** That's the Faith of ^^r^;7^^/^ Church-
" yard, a Crowd of People were
** watching a Ghoft among the
*^ Tombs, that was figning to Houfes
" that fhould be ftricken, and to yet
** undug Graves."
''Watching it?" faid I. ** Did
** you fee it?"
** Well, I rather think I did,"
faid Marky ** but am not quite
'* afTured — the Prefs was very great.
** At any rate, I faw thofe who
" evidently did fee it. My Wife
'* has had her Fortune told, and the
** Fortune-teller avouched to her
" (he fhould efcape ; fo there's the
*' Ground of her Comfort. To
'' make
138 Cherry & Violet,
** make doubly fure, fhe wears a
" Charm. For me, I am neither
" for Charm nor Fortune-telling, —
** if I die, I die, and what then !
** I've often felt Life fcarce worth
" keeping ; only one don't know
** what comes after !"
And, with a faint Laugh, he rofe
to go away. I faid, ^* Mark !
''Mark!''
"What is it?" he faid, and
flopped. I faid, " Don't go away
** with that light Saying in your
" Mouth—"
He faid, "Oh!" and fmiling,
opened the Door. I faid, looking
full at him, " Faith in God is the
" beft Amulet."
" It is," he faid more gravely ;
and went out.
Prefently my Father came in to
Supper ; and fat down, while it was
making ready, near the Window,
looking
Cherry & Violet.
looking out on the River quite
calmly. Our large white Cat fat
purring belide him. Stroking her
kindly, he faid, ** Puffy, you muft
^* keep clofe, or your Days will be
" few . . . they've given Orders,
" now, to kill all the Dogs and
** Cats. I believe. Cherry^ we are
** as fafe here as we fhould be in
^' the privateft Retreat in the King-
" dom, for Infedlion never harbours
** on the Bridge^ the Current of
"Air always blows it away, one
" Way or the other. But, my dear,
" we may be called away at any
" Hour, and I never Sleep worfe of
" a Night for bearing in Mind I
" may not fee another Morning.
" But I reft all the peacefuller,
'* Cherry y for knowing you will
" never be in want, though this
" poor Bulinefs fhould dwindle away
*' to nothing. Mafter Benjkin and
" Hugh
139
140
Cherry & Violet,
" Hugh Braidfoot know all about
" my little Hoard, and will manage
** it well for you, my Daughter.
*' And now, let's fee what is under
" this bright little Cover. Pettitoes,
" as fure as London Bridge is built
'' on Wool-packs !''
And he ate his frugal Meal
cheerfully, I thinking in my Mind,
as I had fo often done before, that
the firmeft Heart is oft found in
the littleft Body.
CHAP.
Cherry & Violet,
141
CHAP. VIII.
The Plague,
As Spring advanced, the Plague
came on amain. Houfes were fhut
up, fome empty, fome with infefted
People in them under Guard, ne'er
to be let out, fave in perfedl Health
or to be caft into the Dead-cart.
Swarms of People hurried out of
Town, fome in Health, fome already
infedled : never was fuch a Blockade
of Carts, Coaches, and Horfemen
on the Bridge; and I was told, on
the northern and weftern Roads
'twas ftill worfe. Every Horfe,
good and bad, was in requeft, at
enormous
142
Cherry & Violet,
enormous Hire : as foon as they
had done Duty for one Party, they
came back for another, fo that the
poor Things had an ill Time o't.
The Court fet the Example of
running away; the Nobility and
Gentry followed it ; the Soldiers
were all fent to Country Quarters,
the Tower was left under the Guard
of a few Beef-eaters, all the Courts
of Law were clofed, and even the
middle and lower Ranks that could
not well afford to leave their Shops
and Houfes, thought it a good |
Matter to efcape for bare Life, and |
live about the Country in removed
Places, camping in the Fields, and
under Hedges.
Thus the City, which had pre-
vioufly been fo over-filled as to pro-
voke the comparing of it with
yeriifalem before the laft PaiTover,
was in a Manner fo depopulated,
that
Cherry & Violet,
that though vaft Numbers remained
in its By-ftreets and Lanes, whole
Rows of Houfes flood empty.
Thofe that walked abroad kept the
Middle of the Streets for Fear of
Infection ; Grafs began to grow be-
tween the Paving-ftones ; the Sound
of Wheels was fcarce heard, for
People were afraid of ufing the
Hackney - coaches ; Beggars, and
Street-fingers, and Hawkers, had
altogether difappeared ; fo that
there was nothing to break the
awful Stillnefs fave the Shrieks of
dying Perfons in lone Houfes, or
the Rumbling of the Dead-cart.
Meanwhile, though the Dif-
temper was raging on both Sides of
us and all about us, it came not on
the Bridge. Crowded Affemblages
of Buyers and Sellers at Markets,
&c., being much to be avoided, we
laid in as much Stock as our fmall
Premifes
144 Cherry & Violet.
Premifes would hold and our fmall
Family require, of Soap, Candles,
Groceries, Cheefe, Bacon, fait But-
ter, and fuch-like. And whereas
the Plague raged worfe than Any-
where among the Butchers' Stalls
and low Fifhmongers, we made a
Merit of Neceffity, and fafted from
both Fifh and frefh Meat, as well
for our Health as our Sins, which,
if fundry others had done in a
proper Frame and Temper, 'tis
likely they might have been fpared.
Thus we kept clofe and went
Abroad little, except to Public
Prayers ; reading and meditating
much at Home, and confidering,
as Noah' dindi his Family probably
did in the Ark, that if our Confine-
ment were irkfome, 'twas a cheap
Price to pay for Safety. Of the
Blenkinfops we faw nothing after the
regular Outburft of the Calamity;
but
Cherry & Violet.
but we knew that Miftrefs Blenktn-
fop was not only refolved not to ftir,
but that fhe would not fo much as
lay in Stores for daily Confumption;
perverfely and cruelly perfifting in
fending her Servants into the Danger,
fhe feared not for herfelf to pur-
chafe Pennyworths of Things fhe
might have bought wholefale.
Meantime, though our Bridge, by
reafon of its being one of the great
Thoroughfares of London^ could not
well be fhut up, yet the Bridge-
wardens took all the Care of us
they could, keeping the Gates with
much Jealoufy, and burning large
Fires of refinous and flrong-fmelling
Subflances. Early in the Seafon,
there was one Perfon who took a
mighty Panic at her own Danger,
which was Miflrefs Armytage, She
had left her Lodgings, oflenfibly to
be with Kitty during her Confine-
ment,
146
Cherry & Violet,
ment, but in Reality, as the Event
proved, to be out of the Reach of
Infedlion. However, the New^s of
each Day, v^hich fhe greedily
gathered, becoming difmaller, and
the Crow^ds of People pouring out
of Town exciting her Defire to be
among them, fhe wearied Hugh
Braidfoot with Entreaties that he
would promife to go into the
Country as foon as Kitty got about
again ; and, one Night, a Coffin
leaping into her Lap out of the
Fire, her Fears for herfelf could no
longer be allayed, but fhe declared
fhe mufl go the next Morning,
come what would. I heard much
fobbing and loud talking through
the Wall overnight; and the next
Morning at Day-break, faw the
Widow departing with a fmall
Bundle in her Hand, and a young
Lad carrying her heavy Box. How-
ever,
Cherry & Violet,
ever, the End, which was impreflive,
was this. She over-heated herfelf
in her felfifh Flight, flept in a damp
Bed the next Night, and took a
Hurt which ended her Life before
the Year was out, though not by
the Plague.
Soon after, Kitty gave Birth to
twin Daughters, the fweeteft little
Dears that ever were feen, whom
{he very prettily infifled on naming
Violet and Cherry. But now, the
Plague being more and more talked
of, and fhe being unable to nurfe
both, it became a momentous Quef*
tion with her whether to bring one
up by Hand or fend it to a Fofler-
nurfe in the Country. At length,
the latter was decided upon ; and
little Violet was put out to nurfe at
Lewi/ham,
And now the Judgment of God
fell very heavy on us ; infomuch
that
148
Cherry fff Violet.
that amid the general Vifitation and
Bereavement, it would have been
ftrange indeed if even the unafflifted
could have been fo unfeeling as
to hold back from the general
Mourning. The Cry from every
Pulpit and every Altar was, *' Spare,
" O Lord, fpare thy People,
'* whom thou haft redeemed with
** thy precious Blood;'* and the
Churches were open all Day long
and crowded with Penitents, till it
was found that Contagion was
thereby augmented ; whereon all
but the bold fell to exchanging
public for private Devotion.
About this Time, poor Kitty
Braidfoot fell into much Danger.
She was nurfing her little Cherry
one Morning, and faying to me
how her Heart yearned for a Sight
of its Twin-fifter, when, as if in
Anfwer to her Wifli, in comes the
Fofter-
Cherry & Violet.
Fofter-nurfe, looking defiant and
heated, with the Infant in her
Arms, whom without more Ado
{he fets upon the Table, and then
retreats to the Door.
'' There's your Babby, Miftrefs,'*
fays fhe bluntly, ** and you owes
'' me one and twenty Shillings for
'' the lafl fix Weeks' nurfing, at
'' Three and Sixpence a Week . . .
** it's taken the Plague, and I can't
** have my own Babby infed:ed, fo
*^ I declines the farther Charge of
'* it — 'tis a puny little Thing, and
** I doefn't think would anyhow ha'
'' lived long."
''Puny!" cries Kitty y with Eyes
darting Fire, " why, you've flarved
" it for the Sake of your own Baby!
** 'Twas as fine a Child as this, and
" now a downright Skeleton !"
The Woman had an Anfwer on
her Lips, but Something in Kitty s
Eye
I50
Cherry & Violet.
Eye and in her own Heart fuddenly
abafhed her ; and with a ** Marry
** come up ! " fhe haftily turned
about and quitted the Houfe, with-
out fo much as afking again for her
one and twenty ShilHngs. Poor
Kitty exclaimed, " Oh, you Httle
** Starveling ! '' and burfling into
Tears, put Cherry into my Arms,
and began to unfaften her own Drefs.
I faid, ** Remember, you cannot
•*nurfe both—." She faid, ''I
** muft commit the other to you to
" bring up by Hand and keep out
*^ of the Infection — I cannot let this
** little Thing perifh," and fhowered
on it KifTes and Tears, quite thought-
lefs of her own Safety.
Juft then, Hugh came in, and flood
amazed when he faw Kitty fondling
the famifhed little Infant. She,
thoughtful of him alfo before her-
felf, cried, " Don't come near me,
''Hugh!
Cherry & Violet.
'' Hugh! Baby has the Plague. Tm
" thankful the Woman brought it
** Home ; God forbid a Child of
*' mine fhould endanger a Child of
** hers !*' And preffed her little one
yet clofer to her, and kifled its little,
meagre Hands. Poor Hugh flood
aghaft at the News, regarding her
from where he firft flood with a
Mixture of Wonder, Admiration,
and Fear; at length exclaiming,
'' God be your Bleffing, Kitty!''—
he brufhed off a Tear and turned
away. Again faw I that the
ftrongeft Heart is not always in
the biggeft Body. As for Kitty^ I
thought fhe had never looked fo
beautiful as that Moment. She
was now eagerly feeking for fome
Token of the Difeafe about her
Child, but could find none. ^* What
" and if 'twere a falfe Alarm } "
cries fhe, — ** Heaven grant it! — But
*^ now>
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Cherry & Violet.
^^ now, dear Cherry y take your little
" Charge out of Harm's Reach — and
" bid Nell tend dear Hugh all fhe can
" — I've Everything I want here,
" and they can fet down my Meals
*' at the Door without coming in.''
I looked back at her as I clofed
the Door, and faw her fmiling fo
over her Baby that it really feemed
as if fhe felt fhe had in it Every-
thing fhe wanted. And when I lay
down by my little Cherry at Night,
and felt its little Mites of Hands
flraying over my Face, I felt drawn
towards it with a Love I had never
experienced for a Child before, and
wondered not how Kitty , who might
call it Part and Parcel of herfelf,
could fo cheerfully rifk her own
Life for that of her Child.
Next Morning, both our Heads
were thrufl fimultaneouHy out of
our Bedroom Windows. ^* Violet is
*^ doing
Cherry & Violet,
" doing purely," cries ihe, ** there's
** no Plague-fpot — How is Cherry?''
We exchanged Congratulations and
heartfelt Bleffings.
In fhort, it proved a falfe Alarm ;
but as Cherry was fo miraculoufly
contented under my Care, her
Mother would not have her back
till every Fear of Danger was over,
by which Time the pretty Creature
was well weaned. If Hugh had
loved his Wife before this, he now
abfolutely adored her : he faid he
had learned the Value of his Trea-
fures too dearly to run any farther
Rifk of lofing them, come what
might to his Bulinefs. So he fhut
up Shop, left an old Woman in
Charge, bought a Tent, Horfe, and
Cart, and Everything elfe he wanted
or could take ; and, one fair Morn-
ing, he mounted Kitty all fmiling
under the Tilt, with a Darling on
each
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each Arm, and Bags, Bafkets, and
Crockery-ware all about her; and
fhouldering his Carter's Whip,
ftarted off with his Family for Kent^
like a blythe, honeft Patriarch.
CHAP,
Cherry & Violet.
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1
CHAP. IX.
Forejhadows.
Ah ! with that little Gipfey-
party went all the Smiles I was to
fee for many a Day, though I knew
it not.
My Father about this Time
feemed dull and forry of Cheer.
I afked him if aught ailed him in
Body or Mind, or had gone wrong
in his Affairs. He faid, no — that he
was.fenfible of a Heavinefs on his
Spirits, but could no Ways account
for it. And, with that Stoutnefs of
Heart which had become a fecond
Nature, he buftled about and tried
to
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to caft it ofF. Still I watched him
narrowly, but could detedt no Signs
of Diforder. I lay awake at Night,
thinking of him ; and amid the
Stillnefs all about, could faintly
hear the diftant Wail of that poor
diftradted Madman, who inceffantly
ran about the Streets of the City,
crying, "Oh! the great and dreadful
"God!"
After Breakfaft, my Father faid
to me, " Cherry y I fliall be abfent
" for an Hour or two, but you may
" exped: me punctually at Dinner."
I faid, " Oh, Father ! why muft
" you go forth ? is there any preffing
"Occafion?"
" Why, yes, there is," faid he,
" for a Man who owes me Money
" is going to make the Plague a
" Pretext for leaving the Country,
" and has fucceeded, I underftand,
" in getting a clean Bill of Health."
I faid.
Cherry & Violet.
I faid, ** Let it be, if it be no
" great Matter/'
'' Nay/' he faid gently, " it h a
** great Matter to People in our
*' Condition, with whom Trade is
" at a Stand-ftill. I have not yet
" held aloof from any neceifary
" Affairs, but I give you my Word
" I will run no needlefs Rifles."
And fo was going forth, when I
faid, ** There is a little white on
" your fhoulder," and brufhed it off
with my Apron. When I had done
it, he turned about and kiffed me.
We were to have Bacon and
Eggs that Day. I had a Prefenti-
ment he would be after his Time,
in fpite of what he had faid, and
told Dolly not to fry them till he
came in. Hour after Hour paffed,
long after Dinner-time, and flill he
came not. Then I grew troubled,
and kept looking along the Bridge,
At!
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At laft, when it was growing
dufk, I put on my Hood and went
to the Bridge Gate. I faid to the
Gate-keeper, " Did you fee my
" Father pafs the Gate this Morn-
" ing, Mafler PrincepsV
"Yes, Miftrefs Cherry, I did,"
returned he, ** more by Token he
" faid he was going either through
** or to Lime Street, I forget
" which."
I faid, *^ I can't think why he
** don't come back."
^^Oh!" fays he, "he'll be back
" prefently," which, though fpoken
entirely at random, yet being uttered
in a cheerful Tone, fomewhat heart-
ened me, and I returned Home.
Mafler Benjkin was putting up
his Shop Shutters. I faid, " I can't
" think what has become of my
" Father, Mafler Benjkin^ He
faid, " Has not he come Home ?
"Oh,
Cherry & Violet,
** Oh, Something unforefeen muft
** have delayed him. You know
" that might happen to any of us."
And put the Screw in his laft
Shutter.
I faid, ** What ihould you do if
** you were me ?" He faid, ** Well,
" Fm fure I can't tell what I fhould
** do — I don't fee I could do Any-
** thing — He'll come Home pre-
** fently, I dare fay . . don't be
" uneafy." And went in. I thought,
** yob's Comforters are ye all."
About ten o' the Clock at Night,
I went down to the Bridge Gate
again. They were fhutting it up
for the Night, and making up the
great Bonfire in the Middle of the
Street. This Time I could hardly
fpeak for crying ; I faid, ** Mafter
** Princeps, I can't think ivhy my
** Father doefn't come back! I think
** Something muft have happened!"
'' Nay,"
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" Nay/' fays he, ** what can have
" happened ? Very likely he has
'* been unexpeftedly detained, and
** thinks he fhall not be back before
" the Gate is fhut, and is too
** neighbourly to wifh to knock me
" up. So he takes a Bed with the
*' Friend he is with. — Now weVe
*' got it all clear, depend upon it!"
'' But," faid I, ** there's no Friend
** he can be with, that I know of."
'* Why, in Lime Street!'' fays he
with all the Confidence imaginable.
" Lime Street ? Dear Mafter
" PrincepSy my Father knows no-
" body in Lime Street,''
— '* Don't he though?" fays he
doubtfully. ** Well, I'm fure I think
" he faid he was going through or
" to Lime Street^ I can't juftly re-
*^ member which."
I turned away in deep Difap-
pointment and Trouble. As I
pafTed
Cherry & Violet.
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pafled under the deep Shade of the
Houfes, fome one coming clofe up
to me, faid, ^^ Cherry! ^v^tty C herry !
** is that you ?" But it was not my
Father's Voice, and I pafled on in
Difguft. I would not faften the
Houfe-door, and fat jufl within it
all Night, a Candle fet in the
Window. I opened my Bible at
random, in Hope of Something to
hearten and comfort — The Words
I lighted on were, ** I fought him,
" but could not find him ; I called
** him, but he gave me no Anfwer."
And the Page was wet with my
Tears.
As foon as Day broke, I was
again at the Door. People going
to Market early looked at me
flrangely as they pafl^ed. It ftruck
me my Appearance was not very
tidy, fo I went in, wafhed and re-
drefltd myfelf, which refrefhed me
M a little.
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a little, drank a Cup of Milk, and
then put on my Hood and went
down to the Gate. I faid, ^'Mafter
** PrincepSy I can't think what's
" come to my Father."
" Blefs my Soul ! " cries he,
" what, has he not been Home all
*' Night? Then you fee, he muji
** be fleeping out, and will not have
" rifen yet, to difturb his Friend's
*' Family. So, go your Ways back,
** Miftrefs Cherry y and don't be
" fretting ; rely on it he will return
** as foon as he has breakfafted,
*' which he cannot have done yet."
So I turned away, fad at my
Heart; and as I pafTed yohn Army-
tage's Shop, I looked up at Violet's
Window, and faw her drefled, and
juft putting back her white Curtains.
She looked down on me, and
nodded, and fmiled, but I fliook
my Head forrowfully, and turned
my
Cherry & Violet.
my Face away. Before I reached
my own Door, I felt fome one
twitching my Cloak behind, and
fhe comes up to me all panting.
** Cherry! dear Cherry!'^ fays fhe
breathleflly, ''what's the Matter?"
'Tve loft my Father," faid I^
with filling Eyes.
*' Dead ! " cries fhe, looking
affrighted.
" He may be," faid I, burfting
into Tears, " for he has not come
'' Home all Night." *
''Oh, if that's all," fays fhe,
putting her Arm round me and
drawing me into the Houfe, " all
"may yet be well. — How many
" Women might cry. Cherry ^ if
" they thought their Hufbands and
" Fathers were dead, every Time
" they ftayed out all Night !
" Come, tell me all about it — ."
And fhe entered with fuch Concern
into
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into my Grief that its Bitternefs
was allayed.
" Come," flie faid, ** let us give
" him till Dinner-time — he may
" drop in any Minute, you know,
** and if you go looking for him,
" you know not where, you may
" mifs him. So give him till
" Dinner-time, and after that, if he
" comes not, go and knock at every
" Door in Lime Street y if you
" will.''
And ihe flayed, wiling the flow
Time as long as fhe could with
talking of this and that. At length.
Dinner-time came ; I could fcarce
await it, and direftly the Clock
flruck, I ftarted forth. It occurred
to me I would go to Mark.
As I approached the Gate, I
heard Mafler Princeps fay to the
fecond Gate-keeper, ** I'll lay you
** a Wager this Girl is coming again
*^to
Cherry & Violet,
'^ to afk me why fhe can't find her
'' Father."
Inftead of which, I only faid as
I came up to him, ^* Fm going to
^* look for my Father, Mafter
" Princeps'^
"Well," fays he, "I wifh you
** may find him with all my Heart,
'* but it feems like looking for a
" Pin in a Hayfield — Perhaps he'll
" return while you are away . . take
'^ Care where you go, the Streets
** and Lanes are dangerous — "
There were People paying Toll ;
and while I was waiting to pafs, I
heard one Man afk another if he
had feen the great Plague-pit dug
in Aldgatey forty Feet long, and
twenty Feet deep ; adding, he be-
lieved many People that were
picked up in the Streets were caft
into it before it was well known if
they were dead or alive.
I darted
Cherry & Violet.
I darted through the Toll-gate
the Moment it was clear, and made
for Cheapjide, Oh ! how awful the
Change, during a few Weeks ! Not
a Creature ftirring, where lately all
had been alive — At the Turn of a
Lane I met a Man wheeling a dead
Perfon in a Hand-barrow, and
turning his own Head afide. Houfes
were deferted or filent, marked with
the fatal red Crofs. Within one,
I heard much wailing and fobbing.
At length I reached Mark's Houfe.
'Twas all (hut up ! — and a Watch-
man fat fmoking on the Door-ftep.
He faid, " Young Woman, what
" do you want ?" I faid, " I want
" to fpeak to Mark Blenkiizfop y . .
He faid, '' Nobody muft go out or
"in — the Houfe is under Vifita-
'' tion." — My Heart fank when I
remembered Mark's Forebodings of
himfelf, and I faid, "Is he dead?"
" I know
Cherry & Violet.
" I know not whether he be dead
" or no," replied the Watchman,
*' a Maid-fervant was put into the
*' Cart the Night before laft, and
** a 'Prentice the Night before that
*' — Since then, they've kept mighty
** quiet, and afked for Nothing,
'' though I've rung the Houfe-bell
** two or three Times. But the
** Night-watch told me that a
** Woman put her Head out of
" Window during the Night, and
" called out, ' Oh ! Death, Death,
** Death!' three feveral Times."
I faid, " Ring the Bell again ! "
He did fo, and pulled it fo
violently this Time, that the Wire
broke. We gave each other a blank
Look.
" See ! " faid I, '' there's a
" Window open on the Second
'' Story—"
*^ 'Tis where the Woman put out
"her
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** her Head and fcreeched, during
'' the Night," faid he,
** Could not you get a Ladder/'
faid I, "and look in?"
" Well," faid he, '' I will, if you
" will flay here and fee that no one
" comes out while Tm gone."
So I faid I would, but I fhould
have been a forry Guard had any
one indeed rufhed forth, fo weak
was I and trembling. I thought of
Mark lying within, perhaps ftiff
and cold.
Prefently the Watchman returned
with a Ladder, but it was too fhort,
fo then he had to go for another.
This Time he was much longer
gone, fo that I was almoft befide
myfelf with waiting. All this Time
not a Creature paifed. At length
a Man came along the Middle of
the Street, holding a red Rod before
him. He cried, " What do you
"there?"
Cherry & Violet,
"to
*^ Window
" there ?" I faid, " We know not
" whether the Family be dead or
" have deferted the Houfe — a
** Watchman has gone for a Ladder
look through the open
He faid, "I will
" fend fome one to look to it/' and
pafTed on.
Then the Watchman and another
Man appeared, carrying a long
Ladder between them. They fet
it againft the Window, and the
Watchman went up. When he
had looked in, he cried out in a
fearful Voice, ** There's a Woman
*^ in white, lying all along on the
" Floor, feemingly dead, with a
" Cafket of Jewels in her Hand —
"Shall I go in?"— "Aye, do," I
exclaimed. The other Man, hearing
talk of Jewels, cried, " Here, come
" you down, if you be afraid, and
" I'll go in," and gave the Ladder
a little
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a little Shake ; which, however,
only made the Watchman at once
jump through the Window. Then
up came two Men, faying, ** We
'* are from my Lord May or y em-
*^ powered to feal up any Property
** that may be left, if the Family
** indeed be dead." — So they went
up the Ladder too, and the other
Man had no Mind to go now ; and
prefently the Watchman comes out
of the Houfe-door, looking very
pale, and fays he, ** Befides the
** Lady on the Floor, with all her
" Jewels about her, there's not a
** Soul alive nor dead in the Houfe,
" the others muft have efcaped over
'' the back Walls and Out-houfes."
Then my Heart gave a great
Beat, for I concluded Mark had
efcaped, leaving his Wife to die
alone ; and now all my Thoughts
returned to my Father. I haftened
to
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to one or two Acquaintances of his,
who, it was juft poffible, might
have feen him; but their Houfes
were one and all fhut up, and,
lying fome Way apart from each
other, this took up much Time.
I I now became bewildered and almoft
j wild, not knowing where to look
for him ; and catching like a
; drowning Man at a Straw, I went
! to Lime Street. Here I went all
I up one Side and all down the other,
j knocking at every Door that was
I not padlocked. At firft I made
j my Inquiries coherently enough,
I and explained my Diftrefs and got
i a civil Anlwer ; but, as I went on
i and ftill did not find him, my Wits
! feemed to unfettle, and, when any
I one came to the Door, which was
' often not till after much knocking
and waiting, I had got nothing to
fay to them but, " Have you feen
** my
1/2
Cherry & Violet,
" my Father ? " and when they
flared and faid, ** Who is your
"Father?*' I could not rightly
bring his Name to Mind. This
gave me fome Sign of Wildnefs,
I fuppofe, for after a While, the
People did not fo much look ftrange
as pitying, and faid, ** Who is your
"Father, poor Girl?" and waited
patiently for me to anfwer. All
except one rough Man, who cried
fiercely, " In the Dead-pit in Aid-
" gatey very likely, where my only
" Child will be to-night." Then
I loft Senfe altogether, and ihrieked,
"Oh! he's in the Pit! Father!
" Father I " and went running
through the Streets, a-wringing
my Hands. At length a Voice far
off anfwered, "Daughter! Daughter!
" here I am !" and I rufhed towards
it, crying, "Oh, where? Fm coming!
" I'm coming !" And fo got nearer
and
Cherry & Violet,
and nearer till it was only juft at
the Turn of the next Street; but
when I gained it, I came upon a
Party of diforderly young Men.
One of them cries, " Here I am,
" Daughter ! " and burfl out
laughing. But I faid, ** Oh, you
" are not he," and brake away
from him.
^* Stay, I know all about him,"
cries another, ** was he tall or
^^fhort?" Oh, wicked, wicked
Men, thought I, 'tis fuch as you
that break Fathers' Hearts !
How I got back to the BridgCy
I know not. I was put to Bed in
a raging Fever. In my Deliration
I feemed to fee my Father talking
earneftly with another Man whofe
Face I knew not, and who appeared
to hear him with Impatience, and
want to leave him, but my Father
laid his Hand upon his Arm, Then
the
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the other, methought, plucked a
heavy Bag from under his Cloke,
and caft it towards my Father,
crying, " Plague take it and you
** too ! '' Then methought my
Father took it up and walked off*
with it into the Street, but as he
went, he changed Colour, flopped
fhort, ftaggered, and fell. Prefently
I feemed to hear a Bell, and a difmal
Voice crying, ** Bring out your
"Dead!" — and a Cart came rum-
bling along, and a Man held a
Lanthorn to my Father's Face, and
without more Ado, took him up
and caft him into the Cart. Then
methought, a Man in the Cart
turned the Horfe about, and drove
away without waiting to call any-
where elfe, to a difmal lone Field,
lying all in the Blacknefs of Dark-
nefs, where the Cart turned about,
and ihot a Heap of fenfelefs Bodies
into
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into a great, yawning Pit . . them
that a few Hours back had been
flrong, hearty Men, beautiful
Women, fmihng Children.
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CHAP.
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Cherry & Violet,
CHAP. X.
A Friend in Need.
When I returned to my Reafon,
it was with an inexpreflible Senfe
of Weaknefs and Wearinefs. The
firft Thing I faw was dear Violet* s
Face clofe to mine, her large, dark
Eyes fixed full upon me ; and as
foon as fhe faw that I knew her,
fhe exclaims, ** Cherry ^ dear Cherry!
** I thought I had no more Tears
** left to fhed, but I muft cry again
*^ with Pleafure now — " and wept
over me.
I faid, ** Is he come back yet?''
She
Cherry & Violet.
She faid, ** You muft only think of
*^ getting well now."
*^Ah," I faid, ** I know he is
** not;" and turned my Head away.
And ftill felt her warm Tears drop-
ping over me. They feemed to
heal where they fell ; and prefently,
I fhed Tears too, which cleared my
Head, and fomewhat relieved me;
but oh ! the Weaknefs ! —
I was very flow getting well.
All the While, dear Violet kept with
me, read to me, cheered me,
cherifhed me . . oh, what a Friend !
How Trouble brings out the real
Good in People's Characters, if
there be any !
Before I was well able to fit up,
Mafter Benjkin fent in Word he
had Something important to fay to
me as foon as I was equal to hearing
it. I thought he might have got
fome Clue to my Father, and faid
K I was
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178 Cherry & Violet,
I was quite equal to hearing Any-
thing he had to tell. Then he
came in, treading on Tip-toe, and
looking very awe-ftricken ; and,
fays he, " Miftrefs Cherry y' — taking
a Chair as he fpoke, a good Way
off from me, — " the lamented Event
" which we may now confider to
** have taken place . . "
" No, Mafter Benjkin, no," in-
terrupted I, faintly ; ** I ftill hope
'* there has been no lamented
" Event—''
** Makes it my Duty," continued
he, without minding me, ** to tell
'* you that you need be under no
*' Uneafinefs about pecuniary Cir-
" cumftances."
*^ I am not, I aiTure you," faid
I. " Oh that I had nothing worfe
" to be uneafy about ! "
** This Houfe," continued he,
" was your Father's for ninety-nine
'' Years,
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" Years, and is now yours ; and he
** moreover had faved six hundred
** Pounds, three hundred of which
** he lent me, and three hundred
" Hugh Braidfoot^ we paying him
** five per Cent., which we will
*' continue to pay you, or hand over
" to you the Principal, whichever
*'you like."
*' Thank you, Mafter Benjkiriy'
faid I, *' I fhould wifh Everything
*' to continue juft as it is .. I am
*' fure my Father's Money can't be
** in better Hands ; and I fliall re-
*' commence inquiring for him
** diredily I am ftrong enough,
" which I almoft am already."
" Ah," faid he, with a forrowful
Smile and a Shake of the Head,
" how flow Women are to give up
"Hope! . . Sure enough, 'tis one
" of the cardinal Virtues ; but they
** pradlife it as if 'twere their
'' Nature,
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** Nature, without making a Merit
" of it. I wifh you well from my
" Heart, Mifs Cherry:'
All this While I was fretting to
fee Mafter Blower, I faid often to
Violet^ " I wifli Mafter Blower would
'* look in to fee me, and talk to me
'' and pray with me as he ufed to
** do with my Mother. Sure, Tm
*' lick enow ! and he might, for as
'* long as he has known me, count
*' me the fame as one of his own
" Congregation."
And Violet would make Anfwer,
'* Indeed, Cherry y if you confider
'/ how the good Man is wearing
** himfelf out among his own Flock,
" going hither and thither without
** fetting his Life at a Pin's Purchafe,
** fpending all his Time in Vifita-
" tion that is not taken up with the
" Services of the Church, you need
*' not be furprifed he comes not fo
'* far
Cherry & Violet.
'' far as this, efpecially as he knows
'*■ not- of your Afflidlion nor your
- Illnefs."
" How do you, that are not a
** Church woman, know he does all
^'you fay?" faid I.
** I had it from the old Woman
" that brings the Curds and Whey,"
returned Violet; '^ fhe, you know,
" is one of his Parifhioners ; and,
** from what flie fays of him, it
^* appears he could not do more if
" he were a Diffenter."
" A Diffenter, indeed ! I admire
**that!" faid I. ^^f he were a
" flothful, timid, felf - indulgent
" Perfon, you would beftow all his
" Faults on his Church ; but be-
*^ caufe his Light fhines before
" Men, fo that they cannot help
** glorifying his Father which is in
'* Heaven, you fay he could hardly
" do more if he were a Diffenter !
'* —I fhall
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** — I fhall go to him as foon as
^* ever I get well."
And fo I did ; while, indeed, I
was hardly ftrong enough for fo
long a Walk ; for I had a Notion
he would tell me where to find my
Father ; or comfort me, maybe, if
he thought he could not be found.
It was now late in September. — His
Parifh was one of the worft in
Whitechapel, — he lived in a roomy,
gloomy old Parfonage-houfe, too
large for a fingle Man, in a Street
that was now deferted and grafs-
grown. The firft Thing I faw was
a Watchman afleep on the Steps,
which gave me a Pang ; for, having
heard Mafter Blower was fo ad:ive
in his Parifh, I fomehow had never
reckoned on his being among the
Sick, though that was a very just
Reafon why he fhould be. I had
thought fo good a Man would lead
a charmed
Cherry & Violet.
a charmed Life, forgetful that in
this World there is often one Event
to the Righteous and to the Wicked,
and that if the Good always efcapedj
no Harm would have befallen my
Father. However, this fudden
Shock, for fuch it was, brought
Tears into my Eyes, and I began to
be at my Wit's End, who fhould
tell me now where to find my
Father, and to lament over the
Illnefs of my good and dear Friend,
Mafter Blower. Then I bethought
me, — Perhaps he is not in the
Houfe, but may have left it in
Charge of fome Woman, who is
ill, — if I waken the Watchman, he
certainly will not let me in; the
Key is grafped firmly in his Hand,
fo firmly that I dare not try to take
it, but yet I muft and will get
in. —
Then I obferved that, in care-
leffly
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leffly locking the Door, the Lock
had overfhot it, fo that in Fadl,
the Door, inftead of being locked,
would not even fhut. So I ftept
lightly paft the Watchman and into
the Houfe ; and the firft Thing
within the Threfhold was a Can of
Milk, turned quite four, which
fhewed how long it muft have flood
without any Body's being able to
fetch it. I clofed the Door foftly
after me, and went into all the
ground -floor Rooms ; they were
empty and clofe fhuttered : the
Motes dancing in the Sunbeams
that came through the round Holes
in the Shutters. Then I went foftly
up Stairs, and looked timidly into
one or two Chambers, not knowing
what ghaftly Sight I might chance
upon ; but they were tenantlefs.
As I flood at paufe in the Midfl of
one of them, which was a Sitting-
room,
Cherry & Violet,
room, and had one or two Chairs
out of their Places, as if it had been
never fet to rights fince it was laft
in Occupation, I was ftartled by
hearing a Man in the Room beyond
giving a loud, prolonged Yawn, as
though he were faying, ** Ho, ho,
" ho, ho, hum ! *' Then all was
filent again : I thought it muft be
Mafter Blower^ and went forward,
but paufed, with my Hand on the
Lock. Then I thought I heard
a murmuring Voice within; and,
foftly opening the Door and looking
in, perceived a great four-poft Bed
with dark green Curtains drawn
clofe all round it, ftanding in the
Midft of a dark oaken Floor that
had not been bees-waxed recently
enough to be flippery. Two or
three tall, ftrait-backed Chairs flood
about ; a Hat upon one, a Boot upon
another, quite in the Style of Mafter
Blower ;
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Blower ; and clofe to the Bed was
a Table with Jugs, Cups, and
Phials, and a Night-lamp ftill
burning, though 'twas broad Day.
The Shutters alfo were partially
fhut, admitting only one long Stream
of flanting Light over-againft the
Bed ; but whether any one were in
the Bed, I could not at firft make
out, for all was as ftill as Death.
Prefently, however, from within the
Curtains came a somewhat thick
Voice, exclaiming, " Oh Lord, my
" Heart is ready, my Heart is ready !
^^ I will ling and give Praife with the
" beft Member that I have ! Awake,
** Lute and Harp ! I myfelf will
" awake right early !"
Here the dear good Man fell a
coughing, as if Something ftuck in
his Throat ; and I tip-toeing up to
the Bed-fide, withdrew the Curtains
and foftly faid, '' Mafter Blower!''
Never
Cherry & Violet,
Never ihall I forget my firft
Sight of him ! There he lay on his
Back, with Everything quite clean
and frefh about him, not routed
and tumbled as moft Men's would
have been, but as fmooth as if juft
mangled : — his Head, without e'er
a Nightcap, lying ftraight on his
Pillow, his Face the Mirror of
Compofednefs and Peaceification,
and his great, brown Eyes, glowing
with fome fteady, not feverifli Light,
turned flowly round upon me, as if
frefh from beholding fome beatific,
folemnifying Sight.
" Why, Cherry^' fays he, looking
much pleafed, " are you come
" to look on me before I die ?
** I thought I had taken my
^Maft Sight of all below,"— and
reaching out his Hand to me
from under the Bedclothes, I was
fhocked to perceive how it was
wafted :
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wafted : every Knuckle a perfeft
Knob.
" Don't touch me ! " cries he,
plucking it away again, and burying
it out of Sight, — "I forgot you
** hadn't had the Plague. — What a
** felfifh Fellow I am ! — How's your
"dear Father, Cherry V
I could not withhold myfelf
from weeping, and was unable to
anfwer.
• " Ah, I fee how it is," fays he
kindly, **poor Cherry! poor Cherry!
*' ' the Righteous perifh and no
" Man layeth it to Heart,' — I heard
** a Voice fay, ' Write : Bleffed are
** the Dead which die in the Lord.
" Yea, faith the Spirit, for they reft
" from their Labours.' . . I fhall
" fee him before you will. Cherry.
" Go Home, Child, go Home, . .
'' this Air is fraught with Danger."
I faid, " I am not afraid of it,
" Sir,—
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** Sir, — I would rather ftay a While
** with you."
" Well, then,'' faid he, **juft
** give me a Drink of Water, or
" Anything liquid you can find ;
*' for I have had Nothing but what
** I could help myfelf to, thefe
*' twenty- four Hours. My Throat
*' is fo bad, I cannot fwallow Any-
'' thing folid . . Oh! Oh!—" And
as he held back his Throat to drink,
I noticed the Plague Swellings.
** That will do. nicely, now,"
fighed he, when I had fmoothed
his Pillow, "and now go, I prithee,
** dear Cherry^ and look after poor
" Dorcas^ who, I fear, muft be
** dead or dying fomewhere about
" the Houfe."
So I did as he bade me ; and, as
I knew fhe was not on the Floor
below, I went in queft of her up
Stairs. Dorcas had lived with
Mafter
igo
Cherry & Violet.
Mafter Blower ever fince he com-
menced Houfekeeping ; and had
had the Help of a younger Maid,
who now, it feemed, had left, or
died. She was a Widow-woman
in her third fcore, eccentric, like
her Mafter, in fome Matters; but
withal, of the fweeteft, pleafanteft
Countenance ! and of pleafant Con-
ditions too, fo that they were well
matched. She preferred being
called Miftrefs Peach; but Mafter
Blower liked calling her Dorcasy
and carried his Point.
I found her in the upper Story,
lying all acrofs her Bed, drefled,
but more dead than alive. ** Alas !
** young Woman,'' fays fhe . . .
"What! is it Miftrefs Cherry?
** Heaven be praifed ! How is my
" Mafter ? Doth he live yet ? "
I faid. Yes, and I hoped was
going on well.
" Ah,"
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t(
it
'' Ah," fays ihe, '' I left him at
" Death's Door, but could no lon-
" ger keep about myfelf ; fo, fet him
" ftraight as well as I could, and
then crawled up here, thinking to
bundle my Mattrefs down Stairs,
and at all events die within hearing
of him. But 'twas quite beyond
*' my Strength . . I fell all along,
** and here I've been ever fince."
Then fhe began to groan terribly,
but I made her as comfortable as
I could, dreffed her Throat, per-
fuaded her to fwallow a little
cooling Drink, and- loofened her
Clothes ; all which fhe took very
thankfully, but then became reftlefs
about her Mafter, and prayed me to
go down to him, for he wanted me
more than flie did.
So I returned to Mafter Blower^
whom I now found a good deal
more fufFering and feverifh than
when
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when I left him, and beginning to
tofs about. I quite gave up all
Intention of leaving the Houfe, yet
thought Violet might be uneafy
about me; therefore I ftepped down
to beg the Watchman to fend a
MefTage to her ; but found the
Houfe-door locked.
On my rapping againft it and
calling, he unlocked it and looked
in. ** Hallo, young Woman," fays
he, "how came you here?"
** I ftepped in while you were
" afleep," faid I, ** the Door being
" ajar."
" Afleep ? that's a pretty Tale to
" tell of me," quoth he, ** I wonder
" if you wouldn't feel fleepy fome-
" times, fitting from Morn to Night
*' on a Door-ftep, full in the Sun !"
** I want to tell no Tales," faid
I, " but only desire to fend Word to
" my Friends on the Bridge that I
" cannot
Cherry & Violet,
" cannot return to them at prefent,
" being wanted here."
" Return ? of courfe you cannot,"
fays he, ** why, do you fuppofe
" Perfons are to be allowed to walk
** in and out of Houfes under Vifita-
•** tion at their Will ? 'Tis clear
** againft my Lord Af^^^rV Orders."
This had efcaped me ; however,
it made no Difference ; and he
engaged to let Violet know the
Caufe of my Detention. Then I
returned to my Charges, and, to my
great Surprife, found Dorcas had
crawled nearly all down the Flight
of Stairs between her and Mafter
Blower, and was now lying all
along. She faid, ** I thought I
" mujft fee how Mafter was . . if
** you will but tumble the Mattrefs
*' down, Miftrefs Cherry , Til lie
"juft within his Door, — then you
" won't have to run up and down
" Stairs
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** Stairs fo often/' It did, indeed,
make it eafier for me to attend to
them both; and truly I never had
fuch a Night before nor fince ; for
though my dear Mother's Sufferings
had been long drawn out and very
fad to witnefs, they had never
amounted to acute Agony. The
Fever of both ran very high all
Night, and it feemed to me that
Mafter Blower in his Deliration
went through the whole Book of
yob in his Head, from the dif-
jointed Fragments he uttered here
and there. Alfo he feemed much
argufying with an impenitent Sinner
in his Flock, his Reafonings and
tender Perfuafives with whom were
enough to have melted a Stone.
As to Miflrefs Peach, I muft fay
her Thoughts ran moftly on her
Jams, . . . fhe conceited herfelf
opening Pot after Pot and finding
every
Cherry & Violet,
every one fermented ; and kept
exclaiming in a doleful Voice,
** Oh dear, here's another Bifhop's
'' Wig !" So that, what with being
ready to laugh at her, and to cry
over him, I was quite carried out of
myfelf, and away from my own
Troubles. Towards Day-dawn they
both became quiet ; I fumigated
the Room, bathed their Temples
with Vinegar, moiftened their
Mouths, and then knelt down in
a Corner to pray ; after which,
I dozed a little. I had heard the
Death-cart going its melancholy
Round during the Night ; and had
felt thankful we had no Dead to be
carried out.
In the Morning, both my Patients
feemed bettering. Dorcas^ with my
Help, got to her Mailer's Bediide,
and looked in on him. ** Dear Sir,"
fays fhe, **how are you now?"
** Somewhat
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" Somewhat eafier, but very
" thirfty, Miftrefs Peachy' fays he.
'' Oh dear. Sir," fays fhe, '' don't
" call me Miftrefs Peach, or I fhdl
" think you're going to die. I like
" Dorcas beft now. What a Mercy
** it was. Sir, Miftrefs Cherry came
" in as ftie did, for we were both
" at Death's Door. I dare fay. Sir,
" you miffed me ?"
"How ftiould I do otherwife?"
faid he, fpeaking very thick, and
with evident Pain. . . " I've got a
"Wafp's Neft in my Throat, I
" think. . . How ftiould I do other-
*' wife, I fay, when no one came
" near me for twenty-four Hours ?"
" Ah, Sir," fays flie, " I'm fure
*^ I beg your Pardon for behaving
" fo ill, — for being fo ill, that is ;
*' but indeed I could not help it.
" I thought," continues ftie, turning
to me, " I wouldn't die, as 'twere^
"juft
Cherry & Violet,
**juft under his Nofe, fo crawled
'' out of Sight ; but put Everything
'Vnear him that he could want
'* before I took the Liberty of
" leaving him ; and did the beft
" Thing I could for him at parting,
** by putting a fine drawing Plafter
"round his Throat. . . Pray, Sir,
"did it draw?"
" Draw ?" cries he, with the firft
indignant Flafh I ever faw from his
pleafant Eyes . . . and 'twas half
humourous, too, — " Like a Cart-
" horfe ! I fhould have been dead
" Hours ago, you Woman, had I
"kept it on!''
Sorrowful as I was, I could not
help burfting- out a-laughing, and
he did fo too, when fuddenly
flopping fhort and looking very
odd, — " I don't know whatever has
" given way in my Throat," fays
he, " but verily I think that Laugh
" has
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'* has faved me! Here! give me
" fome Water, or Milk, or Any-
" thing to drink, for I can fwallow
" now."
So I gave him fome Water, and
ran dow^n Stairs for fome Milk, the
Night-watchman having promifed
to fet fome within the Door. When
I got back, there was quite another
Expreffion on his Face; compofed
and thankful. Dorcas was fhedding
Tears as fhe tended him, quite
thoughtlefs of herfelf.
** Now, Cherry " fays he, " do
! " perfuade this dear Woman to lie
I " down and take Care of herfelf,
" for fhe has had Faith enough in
" her famous Plafters to have put
" one about her own Throat, and
** I know what flie muft be fufFer-
** ing, or will have to fuffer."
So I gently led her back to her
Mattrefs, and then, fitting down by
Mafter
Cherry & Violet,
Mafter Blower y fed him with fome
Sponge-cake that was none the
worfe for being ftale when fopped
in Milk, warm from the Cow. He
took it with great Satisfaction, and
faid he hoped I fhould not think
him greedy when I remembered
how long he had failed. Then he
would not be peaceified till I went
down Stairs and breakfafted by
myfelf: telling me his Mind to
him a Kingdom was, or fomewhat
to that Effed:, which I could
thoroughly believe. When I came
back, Dorcas feemed fleeping
foundly, though not very eafily.
Mafter Blower had got the fame
heavenly Look as when I firft faw
him. I afked him if there were
Anything I could do for him. He
faid. Yes, I could read him the
fortieth Pfalm. When I had done
fo, he faid, ** And now you can read
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" me the hundred and fixteenth."
That, he faid, would do to refled:
upon, and I might go my Ways
now; he fhould want Nothing more
for a good While. So I fat down
in a great Arm-chair with a tall
Back, wherein, the Chair being
mighty cornfortable, and I fome-
what overwearied with watching,
(not being very ftrong yet,) or ever
I was aware I fell afleep, which
certainly was not very good Nurfing
nor good Manners.
When I woke up, which may
perhaps have been not fo foon as it
feemed to me, " Well, Miftrefs
" Cherry y' fays Mafter Blower y
fomewhat ironically, ** I hope you
" have had a good Nap. A Penny
" for your Dream.'*
I faid it had been a wonderful
pleafant one . . . too wonderful, I
feared, to come true.
<^ Well
Cherry & Violet.
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** Well, let's have it, neverthelefs,"
fays he ; ** I like hearing wonderful
'* Dreams fometimes, when I've
" Nothing better to do. So, now
" for it."
— When I came to think it over,
however, it feemed fo different,
waking and fleeping, that I de-
fpaired of making it feem to him
Anything like what it had feemed
to me.
** Come," faid he, "you're making
" a new one."
'* Oh, no. Sir !" faid I, " I would
" not do fuch a Thing on any
** Account. — My Dream was this;
'* — only I fear you'll call it a
** comical one. . . Methought I was
*' walking with you. Sir, (I beg
'* your Pardon for dreaming of you,
" which I ihould not have done if
" I had not been nurfing of you,
" I dare fay) — "
" Pardon's
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" Pardon's granted," fays he.
" Go on."
" I thought, Sir, I was walking
'* with you in a Garden all full of
" Rofes, Pinks, Crownations, Co-
" lumbines. Jolly-flowers, Hearts-
" eafe, and — and . . "
" A Kifs behind the Garden
'' Gate," fays he.
I was quite thrown out ; and faid.
I did not believe there was fuch a
Flower.
** Oh yes, there is," fayis he, —
"Well, but the reft of your
"Dream—"
" That's all. Sir."
"^//.^" cries he.
"Yes, Sir; only that we went
" on walking and walking, and the
" Garden was fo mighty pleafant."
" Why, you told me there was
^* Something wonderful in it ! " fays
he.
I faid
Cherry & Violet.
I faid it had feemed wonderful at
the Time —
"That there was not a Kifs be-
" hind the Garden-gate," fays he
laughing. ** O ^t^ Cherry V^
I felt quite afhamed ; and faid it
was very filly to tell Dreams, or to
believe in them.
"Why, yes," faid he ferioufly,
" it is foolifh to believe in the dif-
" jointed Images thrown together
" by a diftempered Fancy ; though
^* aforetime it oft pleafed our
" Heavenly Father to commu-
" nicate his Will to his Servants
" through the Avenues of their
" fleeping Senfes. How fhould you
** and I be walking in a Garden
" together ? There are no Gardens
" in Whitechapely Cherry. In Berk-
^^/hirey indeed, my Brother the
" Squire has a Garden fomething
" like what you defcribe, full of
" Rofes,
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** Rofes, Pinks, and Gilly-flowers,
" with great, flourifhed iron Gates,
'* and broad, turfen Walks, and
** Arbours, like green Wigs, and
** clipped Hedges full of Snails, and
"Ponds full of Fifh. If I go
** down there to get well. Cherry^
** as peradventure I may, for I fhall
" want fetting up again before Pm
** jfit for Work — (Pve fallen away
*^ till Pm as thin as Don ^ixotelj
^^ Pll afk his Wife to invite you
" down. Cherry y to fee the Garden ;
*' and then we'll look up all thofe
*' Flowers we were talking about."
" Thank you kindly. Sir," faid
I, forrowfully, "but P don't think
" I can go , . I muft be looking for
" my Father."
" Your Father ! " cries he, in
Amaze. " Why, dear Cherry ^ I
" thought you told me he was
" dead ! "
I tried
Cherry & Violet.
I tried to anfwer him, but could
not, and fell a-fobbing.
** Come," fays he, quite moved,
" I want to hear all this fad Story."
When I was compofed enough
to tell it him, he liftened with deep
Attention, and I faw a Tear ileal
down his Cheek.
'* Cherry y' fays he at length,
" you muft give over hoping he
" will return, my Dear. There is
** not a Likelihood of it. Confider
** how long a Time has elapfed
" fince he went forth ; and how
" many, as dear to their Families as
" your Father to you, have been
** cut off in the Streets at a
** Moment's Notice, and carried off
"to the Dead-pits before they
** were recognifed. For fuch awful
" Cafualties the Good are not un-
" prepared. Inftead of carrying
" back Infedlion and Defolation to
**his
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^* his Home, and lingering for
" Hours and Days in unfpeakable
** Agonies, the good Man was
" doubtlefs carried at once to the
'' Bofom of his God."
Then he fpake Words that killed
Hope, and yet brought Healing ;
and after weeping long and plenti-
fully, I began to fee Things as he
did, and to feel convinced I fhould
fee my Father's Face no more :
which, indeed, I never did.
CHAP,
Cherry & Violet,
CHAP. XI.
DifiinBion between would & Jhould,
Dorcas, who continued very ill
all this Day, began thereafter to
amend, and was able to take the
fple Night-watch. But the Watch-
man would not let me go forth,
though he would fend my MeiTages
to Violet^ and give me the Packages
of Clothing and fo forth that Violet
fent me. However, one Day a
Dodlor called, and gave as his
Reafon for not coming before, that
he had been ill himfelf. And he
faid both my Patients were in fuch
a fair Way of Recovery, that he
thought
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thought in another Week I might
leave the Houfe without Danger to
myfelf or others, only attending to
the proper Fumigations.
Mafter Blower now fat up in his
eafy Chair, half wakeful, half
dozing, for he was too weak to
read much. But he liked me to
read to him, which I did for Hours
together ; and the Subjedl-matter
of the Book often gave Rife to
much pleafant Talk, infomuch that
I began to be fecretly and felfiihly
forry that the Time was fo near
at Hand when he would be well
enough to do without me.
At other Times I got him to talk
to me about the Country-houfe of
his Brother, the Squire, wherein he
himfelf had been born, and had
fpent all his boyifh Days. And
when I heard him tell about the
little ivy-covered Church, and the
pretty
Cherry & Violet.
pretty Churchyard planted with
Flowers, and the ruftic Congrega-
tion in their red Cloaks and white
Frocks, and the Village Choir
with their Pipes and Rebecks, it
feemed to me I would rather, a
thoufand Times, be Vicar or even
Curate of fuch a Place as that
than have ever fuch a large, grand
Living in WhitechapeL And fo I
told him.
At other Times I fat fewing quite
filent by the Window, leaving him
to doze if he could ; and fometimes
I could fee without looking up,
that his Eye would reft on me for
a good While at a Time. I did
not care a Pin about it, and made
as though I took no Notice.
** Cherry j' fays he, after one of
thefe Ruminations, ** what have the
" Men been about, that you have
** never got married ?"
P I plucked
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I plucked up my Spirit on this ;
and, " Sir/' faid I, " if you can tell
" me of any fuitable Anfwer I can
" poffibly make to fuch a Queftion
" as that, rU be much obliged to you
'' for it, and will make Ufe of it !'*
"Well!'' fays he, ** it was a
" queer Queftion . . . only, the
" Thing feems fo wonderful to
" me ! Such a pretty Girl as
" you were when I firft knew
" you ! "
" Ah, that was a long While
" ago. Sir," faid I, threading rny
Needle.
"It was!" faid he, decidedly;
and then looking at me in an
amufed Kind of Way, to fee how
I took it. "A long While ago,
" as you fay. Cherry ! And, do
" you know, I think exadtly the
" fame of you now, that I did
"then!"
"I am
Cherry & Violet.
" I am very much obliged to
^* you. Sir," faid I ; and went to
make him a Bread-pudding.
Another Time, we fell to talking
about the Awfulnefs of the Vifita-
tion, which, he faid, he feared
would make no lafling Impreflion
on the People. And he fpoke
much about individual Sins helping
to bring down national Chaftife-
ments ; and individual Interceffions
and Supplications inviting Forgive-
nefs of general Tranfgreffions ;
quoting Daniel, and Abrahaniy and
'Jeremiah, ** Run ye to and fro
** through the Streets of Jerufalemy
** and fee now and know, and feek
** in the broad Places thereof, if ye
" can find a Man that executeth
" Judgment, that feeketh the Truth;
" and I will pardon it."
Another Time, feeling weaker
than common, he began to defpond
about
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about getting down to his Brother
the Squire's. I faid, ** Dear Sir, if
** you are not equal to fo long a
'* Journey, you can come, for
" Change of Air, to your old
^* Quarters on the Bridge."
**Ah, Cherry y' faid he, faintly
fmiling, " what would Folks fay if
'M did that?"
*' Why, what Jhould they fay,
"Sir?" faid I.
*^ Tm not conlidering what they
''Jhould fay," faid he; ** what they
** would fay. Cherry y would probably
*' be, that I meant to marry you;
** or ought to mean it."
I faid I did not fuppofe they
would or could fay any fuch
Thing; I being fo long known
on the Bridge, — and he of his
Years—"
" Humph ! " faid he, " I am but
** forty-four ! To hear you talk,
" one
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** one might think I was a — "
. . . I forget what Sort of an
Arian he called himfelf, — *' Do
" you know what that means,
" Cherry ? "
I faid, I believed it was fome
Sort of a Diflenter. On which he
laughed outright ; and faid it meant
fixty or feventy Years of Age, I
forget which.
** And Tm not quite fuch an old
" Codger as that," faid he, " fo I
" won't accept your kind Invitation,
" though I thank you heartily for
*' it. But we muft not let our
** Good be evil fpoken of."
All this was fpoken in fuch a
fimple, genial, attaching Sort of a
Way, — for his Manners were always
gentle and well-nurtured, — that it
only went to make me like him
more and more, and think what
a Privilege it was to be thus in
hourly
2 14 Cherry & Violet,
hourly Communion with Mafter
Blower,
Parting Time came at laft. It
was my own Fault if I left not
that Houfe a wifer, better, and
happier Woman. Dorcas and I
faw him ftart off for Berkjhire ; and
there was a Tear in my Eye, when
he took my Hand to bid me Fare-
well.
''Cherry;' faid he, ftill holding
my Hand, and looking at me with
great Goodnefs and Sweetnefs, ** I
'' fhall never forget that to you,
" under Heaven, I owe my Life.
" And, by the Way, there is Some-
" thing I have often thought of
" naming to you, only that it never
" occurred to me at the proper
" Time . . a very odd Circumftance.
** — When I efcaped to Hoi land y
" and, as fome People thought, was
'' in Want of Money, I found feven
gold
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" gold Pieces in the Infide of one
*' of my Slippers ! Who could have
** put them there, do you think?
'' Ah, C/i^rry/— There ! God blefs
**you!"
CHAP.
2l6
Cherry & Violet,
CHAP. XII.
Camping out in Epping Forejl.
When I returned Home, my
Neighbours looked ftrangely on me,
as though I were one rifen from
the Dead, after nurfing two People
through the Plague without Hurt.
I faid not much, however, to any
of them except to Violet.
When I had told her all I had to
tell, fhe faid, "Well, I think the
** Tale ends rather flatly : you and
" Mailer Blower might as well have
'' made a Match of it."
'' Truly, Violet;' faid I, " I think
"Women of our Age may be
" capable
Cherry & Violet,
** capable of a difinterefted Action,
** without Queftion of Match-
" making/'
** As to Women of our Age,"
retorted fhe, '* fpeak for yourfelf,
** if you pleafe ! You may make
" out yourfelf to be as old as you
** will ; but I mean to flick at
*^ Twenty-eight!"
I faid not another Word, but
fecretly wondered how ftrangely
tender fome People are on the Sub-
jeft of Age. Even Mafter Blowery
who had owned to Forty -four,
did not like me to reckon him at
Fifty.
It was now quite the latter End
of Odfober^ the Diftemper was
abating, and People were beginning
to venture back to their Homes,
and a few Shops were re-opened.
Hugh Braidfoot and his Family re-
turned among the reft. But too
heedlefs
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Cherry & Violet.
heedlefs an Expofure to the Infec-
tion yet lingering among us caufed
the Diftemper to rage again with
great Fury before it abated for
good.
I now kept myfelf clofe, and
fpent the Chief of the Day at my
Needle or Book, working much for
the Poor, who were like enough to
be deflitute in the Winter. Firft,
however, I put on Mourning for
my poor, dear Father, whom I
could not bear to deny this Mark of
Remembrance, though the Mortality
being fo great. People had quite
left off wearing Black for their
Friends. Much he dwelt in my
fad, folitary Thoughts; and when
they ran not on him, they chiefly
fettled on Mailer Blower. The
more I confidered their Characfters,
the more Beauty I found in them.
I never opened the Shop-fhutters
now.
Cherry & Violet.
now, except for a little Light.
Trade was utterly ftagnant ; and
my Father's Bufinefs had dropped
with him. The little I might have
done in the Perfumery Line, had
the Town not been empty, would
not have been worth fpeaking of :
it was a Mercy, therefore, that my
dear Father had left me well pro-
vided.
One Evening, when it was getting
too dufk to work or read, and I was
falling into a Mufe, a tall Shadow
darkened the Door, which happened
to be ajar, and the next Moment a
Man whom I did not immediately
recognife, entered the Parlour and
ftepped up to me.
" Cherry! dear Cherry T he faid
in a ftifled Voice, and took me in
his Arms with a Brother's Aifection.
It was poor Mark,
^^Dear Mark!'' I faid, ^* where
" have
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** ha've you been ? Oh, how often
" have I thought of you !"
*' Aye, Cherry^ well you might,
*' and pray for me, too," faid he,
fomewhat wildly. ** Oh, what a
** Tale I have to tell you ! — You
will either hate or defpife me."
*'You are ill, very ill," faid I,
looking fearfully at his haggard
Face ; *' let me give you Something
" before you fay another Word."
"Wine, then," faid he; and
drank with avidity the Glafs I
poured out, and then filled it again
himfelf. " Thanks, dear Cherry! —
" will my Uncle be coming in ? "
I looked at him and at my Drefs,
and could not fpeak ; but there was
no need — " Ah ! " — said he ; and
wrung my Hand, and then dropped
it.
" Cherry,'' faid he, after a Mo-
ment's Paufe, " you know how
" afraid
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** afraid I was of the Plague, and
** how my Wife taunted me for it,
** and for taking the commoneft
*^ Precautions. She herfelf braved
** it, defied it ; fecure in her Amulet
" and Fortune-telling. What was
** worfe, fhe cruelly expofed her
** Servants to it, for the mereft
** Trifles. We had Words about it
'' often : bitter Words, at laft — She
** accufed me, utterly without Foun-
" dation, of caring more for the
** Servant-girl than for her, reviled
** me for tempting my own Fate by
" Fear ; finally, faid I fhould be no
** great Lofs, for I had never cared
" much for her, nor fhe for me.
^^ All this embittered me againft
'* her. Well, the poor Maid caught
" the Plague at the Butchers' Stalls,
" and, the next Night, was in the
" dead Cart. The following Day,
" our youngeft 'Prentice died. The
'' other
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** other decamped in the Night. I
" now became nearly Mad with
" Fear and Anger; and, finding my
** Wife would not flir, or at leaft,
" as fhe faid, * not yet/ I confidered
'* that Self-prefervation was the firft
*^ Law of Nature ; and, taking a
" good Supply of Money with me,
" I left the Houfe in the Night.
*^ Fear of being driven back was
** my fole Feeling till I got clear
" out of London ; then, I began to
" have an Impreffion I had done
" wrong. But 'twas Death, 'twas
*' Madnefs to think of turning back.
" On I went . . .
" It had been my Impreffion,
" Cherry y that, with plenty of
" Money in my Pocket, I could
" make my Way wherever I would ;
** but now, in whatever Direftion I
" went, I came upon a Watchman,
" who, becaufe I had no Clean Bill
"of
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*' of Health to fhow, would not let
** me pafs. At length, after run-
** ning hither and thither, through-
** out the Night, I came upon a
" couple of Men, with a fmall Cart
" and Horfe. They feemed to be
" in the fame Strait as myfelf, and
" talked of fetching a Compafs to
" Bow. I afked them to let me
**join them, and they confented.
** They were a rough Sort of
" Fellows ; one it feemed had de-
** ferted his Mother, the other his
" Wife. Their Condud:, and their
** brutal Way of talking of it, only
** made mine feem more ugly.
** On Bow Bridge the Watch
" would have queftioned us, but we
^* crofled the Road into a narrow
" Way leading to Old Ford. After-
** wards we got on to Homerton and
" Hackney y and at length into the
** northern Road. Here we went
"on
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** on till we faw fome Men running
" towards us ; then we ftruck into
'* a Lane, halted at a Barn, and had
" fome Bread and Cheefe. The
" Food was theirs, but I paid for
" my Share ; and I saw them curi-
** oufly eying my Money. After-
" wards they aflced one or two
" Queftions about my Refources,
*' which I did not much like.
" Well, we kept on till we were
" many Miles from London, occa-
** fionally dodging Villages and
" Conftables. At Nightfall we
" reached the Skirt of a Wood.
" Here my Companions propofed
*' to fleep ; but as foon as they were
** fairly off, I ftole away. I wan-
** dered a long Way from them in
" the Wood ; at length took re-
" fuge in a Cow-flied. I thought
** I heard Voices, not far off,
** which made me uneafy ; how-
" ever.
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ever, I was fo tired that I fell
afleep.
'* As foon as Day dawned, I made
off; and, not knowing which
Track to take, went on at Randorn,
till I came to a large old Barn.
To my Surprife, I heard fome
one praying within. I looked in,
and faw, not one, but a dozen
Men, and two or three Women
and Children. I flood reverently
alide till the old Man had done,
and heard him pray that they
might all continue to be fpared
from the awful Vifitation. When
they uncovered their Faces, I
ftept forward, on which there
was a loud Cry, and they warned
me off. It was to no Ufe
fpeaking, they would not hear
me as I had no Paffport. Dif-
pirited and hungry, I ftrayed
away till I came tp the Skirt of
''the
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** the Wood, in Sight of a Clufter
'* of Houfes. I was about to make
** for them, when three Men, with
" a Pitchfork, Bludgeon, and Horfe-
" whip rufhed upon me and collared
'* me, faying, ^ Here's one of them!'
*^ — I ftruggled, and faid, ^ One of
** whom ? I belong to no Party,
" and am a healthy, innocent Man.'
" * That founds well,' faid one of
** them, * but we guefs you are
" one of a Gang that, after threat-
** ening and intimidating our Town
*^ yefterday, broke into a lone Farm-
'' houfe laft Night ; fo we'll take
** you before a Magiftrate.' * Do
" fo,' faid I, ' for it will be better
*' than ftarving in the Wood, and
" I fhall be able to clear myfelf.'
** So, after a Time, finding I made
" no Refiftance, they gave over
'* dragging me, and let me walk by
'^ myfelf, only keeping clofe about
" me.
Cherry & Violet.
'* me, with an ugly Bull-dog at my
** Heels. However, I did not feel
*' over-fure, Cherry y that my Story
** would fatisfy the Magiftrate, fo
** when we reached a fmall Public-
" houfe where we found a Conftable,
" I privately flipped a Half-crown
** into his Hand, and he, after a
** little Parley, gave it as his Opinion
** that I was an honefl Man, whereon
*' the others defifted from giving
" me in Charge. But they would
** by no Means admit me into the
" Houfe, only brought out fome
^* Bread and Beer and fet them at
" a Diilance, and then went away
" while I ate and drank.
** There feemed Nothing to do
** but to turn again into the Wood ;
*^ and as I was without Objecft,
" foot-fore, and fpiritlefs, I paufed
** at the firft inviting Spot I came
" to, and cafl myfelf along under a
"Tree.
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Cherry 6? Violet.
Tree. Here I fuppofe I flept a
good While : when I awoke, it
was with a ftrange Senfe of De-
preffion, and it occurred to me
I might be plague-ftricken after
all. As if I could fly yet from
the Diflemper, if that were the
Cafe, I refolved to be moving;
for I had no Mind to die like a
Rat in a Hole. Juft then I heard
Voices clofe on the other Side
the Tree; and, eyeing the Speakers
between the Branches, could make
out a numerous Band of Men and
a few Women, who were eating
and drinking. I did not like their
Appearance much, and thought
of retreating, when one of them,
feeing me flir, cries, — *A Spy!*
and drags me into the Midft. I
was pretty roughly handled till
they fettled it to their Minds I
was a harmlefs Sort of a Fellow ;
"and
Cherry & Violet,
" and then they told me they would
" let me join the Crew if I would
" caft my Lot among them, and
** put whatever I had about me into
" the common Stock. I was no
** Ways minded to do this ; however,
** I gave them a few Shillings.
** which, after a little Demur, they
** took, and I then was free of the
" Company. I foon had Reafon to
** apprehend they were the Band
" who had affrighted the Townfmen
" the Day before, and plundered
" the Farm in the Night ; and it
*' feemed as if a feled: Council of
" them were concerting Something
" of the Sort again, though they
** did not invite me to participate.
" As this was not the Sort of Com-
" pany I had any Mind to aflbciate
** with, I dragged through the
** Afternoon and Evening as well
** as I could, moftly apart. They
'' then
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** then began to put up Booths and
'' Tents for the Night, at which I
** was glad to affift, rather than do
** Nothing ; but I lay a little Way.
*^ off, under a Tree. In the Night
" I felt fome one lugging at the
" little Parcel of Clothing I laid
*^ my Head upon. — I hit a Blow at
'* Random, which made whoever it
** was move off without a Word ;
*^ and then I thought it was Time
" for me to move off too. I got
" away unperceived, and could not
** fettle again all Night. When
^* Day broke, I was in a Part of
** the Foreft that was new to me, .
** The Sun was ihining on fbme
" gnarled old Oaks, and along green
*^ Glades ; there were Birds finging,
"Hares running acrofs the Grafs,
** and Wild-flowers overhanging a
" little Brook of clear Water. Oh,
" Cherry ! how I fliould have en-
" joyed
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''joyed idling in fuch a Place if I
" had had a quiet Mind !
" I drank fome Water, and wafhed
"my Face; and juft then I faw
" fome Women paffing through the
*' Trees, carrying large, country
" Loaves, and tin Cans of Milk.
" They did not fee me, but fet
" down their Burthens near a large
" Stone. Then they retreated and
" flood a little Way off, and pre-
"fently, two pretty-looking Girls
" came tripping out of the Wood,
" took up the Loaves, emptied the
" Milk into brown Pitchers of their
" own, put fome Silver on the
*' Stone, and cried, ^ Here's your
*' Money, good People ! '
" Then they returned into the
" Wood, and I followed them. I
*' faid, ' Shall I carry one of your
" Pitchers?' they looked affrighted,
" and cried, ' Pray, Sir, keep off . .
" how
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** how do we know that you may
**not have the Plague?' I faid, *I
" affure you, it was to efcape from
" the Plague that I came into the
" Wood, and here I feem likely to
" ftarve, though I have Plenty of
"Money.' They looked at one
** another, and faid, * If it be true,
'* his Cafe is hard, — let us tell my
** Father.' They went away, and by
** and by an elderly Man came to me
" from among the Trees. He quef-
" tioned me very narrowly, and fatif-
" fying himfelf at length that I was
**both found and refpeftable, he
** admitted me to their little En-
" campment, which confifted of five
** or fix little Huts, a Family in
** each ; befides a few Cabins the
** fingle Men had fet up for them-
** felves. I did the like, added my
" Stock to theirs, and continued
" with them all the Time their
" Encampment
Cherry & Violet,
" Encampment lafted, which was
** till Yefterday, when, the Weather
** turning cold, and the News of
" the Abatement of the Diftemper
" having reached us, we refolved to
" return to our Homes. — I could
** make you quite in Love with our
" Camp Life, Cherry^ if I chofe to
** enlarge upon fome Things, and
" leave others out of Sight, — in
** fhort, make it appear the Thing
" it was not. But, honeftly fpeak-
" ing, though we were very thankful
** to buy our Safety at the Price
** of much Inconvenience, all the
** Romance of our Situation foon
" faded away, and we were right
" glad to fet our Faces homewards
'* again, even without being fully
** certified we could do fo with
** Impunity.
** But, to what a Home did I
** return ! . The Houfe was pad-
" locked
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'* locked up, and Everything in
'' the Poffeffion of the Lord Mayor,
** And, from a Watchman out
'^ of Employ, who was taking
'* Care of a Houfe over the
'* Way, and who did not know
'* me, I heard the Circumftances
'' of my Wife's frightful Death.
"Oh, Cherry ! we did not care
" for each other much ; but I fear
*' it was cowardly and cruel of me
** to forfake her!"
— And Mark laid his Head on
his Arms and wept. Prefently he
faid, **What to do, I know not.
'* I ihall be able, by Application
** to the Lord Mayor to-morrow,
" to get back my Houfe and
'* Property ; but — to tell you the
" Truth — I have no great Fancy
"to go back there; at any Rate,
" till the Houfe has been well
" fumigated. So that • . . will you
" take
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" take Compaffion on me, and let
** me return awhile to my old
*' Quarters, Cherry V
Of courfe I faid I would.
CHAP
236 Cherry & Violet.
CHAP. XIII
Ghq/is,
It was now Supper-time; and
Marky having leffened the Senfe of
his Troubles by telling of them,
although he began by thinking he
could not eat a Mouthful, ended
by making a very hearty Supper.
Indeed, he fo much commended
the one or two iimple Difhes fet
upon Table, and fpoke fo ftrongly,
though briefly, on the Subjecft of
good and bad Cookery, that, as it
had been his Difpofition to be con-
tented with Anything that was fet
before him in his unmarried Days,
I fet
Cherry & Violet,
I fet it all down to the Difcomfort
of his late Life in the Foreft.
Afterwards I was difpofed to change
my Mind about this, and to decide
that Miftrefs Blenkinfop, who in th^ir
early married Days had pampered
and petted him amazingly, (whereby
his good Looks had fufFered no
little,) had really deftroyed the
fimple Taftes which were once fo
becoming in him, and had made
him Something of an Epicure.
After the Table was cleared, he
drew near me again, and with real
Concern in his Manner, preiTed me
to tell him about my Father. I
did fo from firft to laft, with many
Tears ; adding thereunto my nurfing
of Mafter Blower. He fighed a
good many Times as I went on,
and after I had done ; exclaiming
at laft, "What a Difference between
'' you and me !'*
" All
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** All People have not the fame
" Qualifications/' faid 1.
** No/' faid he, and feemed to
think I had now hit the right Nail
on the Head.
'' And Violet — " faid he, after a
Paufe, and colouring deeply. " Is
** fhe quite well. Cherry?''
** Quite," I faid; and could think
of Nothing more to fay.
** I wonder," faid he in a low
Voice, as if he were almoft afraid
to hear the Echo of his own
Thoughts, ** whether fhe would
" now have Anything to fay to
"me?"
I faid, looking away from him,
** Such Queftions as that fhould
** only be put to the Parties con-
** cerned/'
** You are right," faid he; and
fat a long While filent, leaning his
Head upon his Hand. At length,
he
Cherry & Violet,
he faid, " I am rich now, and fhe
" is poor, Cherry, ''
I faid, ** Riches and Poverty
** don't make much Difference,
** Marky when People really love
** one another."
** As I have loved — " faid he.
I faid, " It is Bed-time now,
*^ and here is Dolly coming in to
" Prayers."
The next Morning, he faid he
muft go to the Lord Mayor about
his Houfe. For the abandoned
Effedls of fuch Families as were
entirely fwept away and left no
known Heirs, went to the Kingy
who made them over to the Lord
Mayor and Aldermen^ to be applied
to the Ufe of the Poor ; and Mark's
Abfence had made it appear that
his Property was in that Cafe.
Soon after he was gone, the un-
common, and, I may almoft fay,
unparalleled
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Cherry & Violet,
unparalleled Event occurred to me
of receiving a Letter; I w^as fo
furprifed at the Circumftance, that
for the Moment, I thought it muft
be from my Father ; or, at lead, to
tell me he vs^as alive. But no, it
was from Mafter Blower ; and this
was vs^hat he put in it.
" Bucklands Hall, Berks,
"Oct. 27, 1665. I
'' Dear Miftrefs Cherry y
*^ On firft coming
down here, I was fo ill at Eafe i
and out of Sorts, as to require |
much Care and Nurfing. Heaven
be praifed, I am now well, and
I hope you are the fame. Though
the Pinks and Gilly-flowers are
pretty well over, there are ftill
fome gay Autumn Flowers in the
old Garden with the Iron Gate ;
and my Brother, the Squire, and
'^his
Cherry & Violet,
** his good Wife want to fee the
" brave Miftrefs Cherry who nurfed
** me through the Plague. So come
** down to us, dear Cherry y to-
^* morrow, if you can, yohriy the
" Coachman, (a fteady Man,) will
** be at your Door, with a white
*^ Horfe and a Pillion at Seven o'
" the Clock. And be fo good, if
" it will not be inconvenient to
** you, as to bring my Sifter-in-Law
" a little Mace and green Ginger ;
" and alfo (on my Account) one of
** thofe SafFron-cakes they ufed to
" be fo famous for at the Bridge-
" foot.
"Your faithful and obliged Friend,
" Nathanael Blower.
" If you don't come, you mull
'' write.''
Here was an Event ! An Invita-
tion to the Country was a ftill more
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ftartling Occurrence than the Re-
ceipt of a Letter. Many of the
Circumftances connedled with it
were delightful ; but then, it feemed
fo ftrange, fo awful, to go to ftay
with People I had never feen, . . .
fuch grand People, too ! I that was
fo unufed to fine Company, and did
not know how to behave! — And
Mafter Blower knew all this, knew
exaftly what I was, and yet had
prevailed with them to fay they
fhould be happy to fee me ! — Oh,
his Goodnefs of Heart had this
Time carried him too far ! They
had faid fo juft to pleafe him,
without expefting I fhould go ! —
And yet, if the Lady were very
much put to it for Mace and green
Ginger. . . And if Mafter Blower s
Heart were very much fet upon
giving her the Saifron-cake. . . I
fuppofed I had better go. If T
found
Cherry & Violet,
found myfelf very much out of
Place, I could come away the next
Day.
Then I thought I would go and
confult Violet ; for, in Fadl, I
wanted a little perfuading to do
what I very much liked. So I
ftepped acrofs the Bridge. The
Shop was open, but nobody was in
it ; fo I went to the Parlour Door,
and opened it.
Direftly I had done fo, I faw
Violet and Marky fitting clofe to-
gether, their Backs to me, and his
Arm round her Waift. I clofed
the Door fo foftly that they did
not know it had been opened, and
went Home. A Pang (hot through
my Heart. It was entirely on their
own Accounts, for I had ceafed, for
Years, to have Anything but a moft
lifterly Concern in him ; and his
Character, compared with thofe of
the
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the People I had moft loved,
failed to ftand the Teft : but I
thought this was too quick, too
fudden, to be quite comely or de-
cent; there was too much Paffion,
too little Self-refped:.
I now made up my Mind with-
out any more Hefitation, that I
would go into the Country. I gave
my parting Dirediions to Dolly, and
defired her to let Mark have Things
comfortable. Then I made up my
little Travelling-equipage, not for-
getting my Commiffiors. Being in
frefh, well-made Mourning, there
was no Trouble or Anxiety about
Drefs. I quite enjoyed the plealing
Buflle of Preparation, though I did
not exped: to be abfent longer than
a Week.
Mark was not very pund:ual to
the Supper-hour; and as he faid
Nothing of his Vifit over the Way,
I was
Cherry & Violet,
I was to conclude him all Day at
my Lord Mayor's or in Cheapjide,
But the deep Carmine of his Cheek
and the burning Light of his Eye,
told Tales. I afked him if he had
dined. He careleflly replied yes,
with a Friend. I alked him if he
had feen the Lord Mayor, He faid
yes, it had been a more trouble-
fome Bufinefs than he expedled :
they had afked him fo many fearch-
ing Queftions, and had got the
whole Story out of him. He feared
he had cut a forry Figure.. At any
Rate, he had in his own Sight.
Then I alked him whether he had
got back his Houfe. He faid yes, and
had put an old Woman into it, who
had undertaken to fumigate it. Every-
thing feemed fealed up, but he could
not help fearing many Things were
gone. The old Place looked fodifmal,
he came away as foon as he could.
After
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After a Paufe, he faid, " Cherry ^
" I feel a ftrong Inclination to get
" rid of that Concern altogether.
'* The Situation is capital, and I
** fhall get Something for the Bufi-
'* nefs ; but I have a great Mind
" to fet up fomewhere elfe ; and
** though your Father's was a much
" fmaller Bufinefs than ours, yet
" my happieft Hours have been
" pafTed under this Roof; and if
** you like to give up the Shop to
" me, I v^ill give for it v^hatever
** I get fgr my own. And you can
" ftill live with us. . . I mean, we
" can ftill live here together. What
" fay you. Cherry f
I faid, ** Dear Marky I have no
^* Wifli to receive for thefe Premifes
'' what you get for your own. The
'* Shop you are welcome to ; the
" Bufinefs you will have to remake
" for yourfelf, for it has dwindled
** quite
Cherry & Violet.
*' quite away ; I fhall be very glad
" to continue to live with you as
*' long as you like to have me."
** We . . I fhall always like to
" have you. Cherry,'' faid he, " for
*' there is only one Perfon dearer to
'' me in the whole World."
** My Father has left me fo com-
'' fortably provided," faid I, " that
" I fhall never need to be a Burthen
*' on any one.
" I am glad of it for youF own
** Sake," returned he ; ** but, as to
** my taking up the Bufinefs without
*' paying for it, that is not to be
** thought of. Whatever I get for
** mine, you fhall have for yours."
" So let it ftand at prefent, at
" at any Rate," faid I. '' Hence-
" forth, the Shop is yours. And,
" Marky you will have the whole
** Houfe to youjjp^lf to-morrow, for
" I am going into the Country."
" Where ?"
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** Where ? '* fald he, opening his
Eyes very wide.
" To Bucklands Hally in Berkfhire;
** to flay with Mafter . . . with
" Squire and Miftrefs Blower,^'
A broad Smile fpread over his
Face. ** I am very glad indeed
^* to hear of it, Cherry" faid he. —
" Very glad of it."
Afterwards, as we fat chatting
over our Supper, we got on the
Subjed: of Ghofts. He afked me
if I believed in them. I faid no.
"Well, I do,'' faid he fighing.
And told me of a Story he had had
from the Servant of Sir Richard
Harty who, travelling with his
Mafter, had been fummoned by
him early one Morning, and charged
to ride Home with all Speed, a
Diftance of feventeen Miles, and
fee how fared his Daughter, whom
he conceited to have feen in the
Night
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Night, ftanding at his Bed-foot,
with her Hand preffed to her Head.
The Man rode back as he was told ;
and returned with the News that the
young Lady had indeed been taken
ill about four o'Clock that Morning,
but had had a Doftor with her,
and was now pretty well again.
However, in the Courfe of the Day
fhe died.
I faid, " Her Father, in a Dream,
" may have had fo ftrong an Im-
*^ preflion he was waking, that to
" him it had all the Effedt of being
'* awake."
** But fuch a Dream as fhould
** fo raife the Dead, or pre-figure
'' their Death, Cherry,'' faid Mark,
** would be as bad as if they were
^* raifed — to us, \ . I think I, for
*' one, could not ftand it." And
I faw then why he was afraid to
return to his own Houfe.
We
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We talked the Matter quietly
over for fome Time ; and I afked
him why, if the Courfe taken by
Divine Providence in the Admini-
ft ration of human Affairs ever
admitted of the Re-appearance of
the Dead, the recorded Cafes of
fuch fuppofed Appearances fhould
only be to frighten fome timid
Perfon, reftore a Bag of Gold, or
acquaint fome one with what they
would otherwife know a few Hours
after. This appeared to ftrike him;
but he faid it might be for the
Sake of Warning. I faid. If for
Warning, why not for Comfort?
How glad fhould I have been, for
Inflance, to be informed fuper-
naturally that all was well with my
Father? He faid, not that Way,
furely. I replied yes, that Way or
any Way that it had pleafed the
Almighty to vouchfafe me fuch
Knowledge.
Cherry & Violet,
Knowledge. I fhould not be afraid
(and there was an Intenfity of
Earneftnefs in me as I faid it) to
fee either him or my Mother, either
in or out of the Body.
**Well," muttered he, half under
his Breath, " I wifh I could feel as
" much with regard to my Wife."
And, regarding me with fome
Earneftnefs, added, *^ You're a bold
'' little Thing, Cherry ! "
As I wifhed him good Night,
he ftayed me for a Moment,
and faid, with all his old Frank-
nefs and Truft, ^^ Violet and I have
" made Things out between us,
" Cherry r
I faid fervently, ** Then, may
" you both be happy. My Belief
" is, that fhe is likelier to make
" you happy now, than fhe was
" Wore."
" Not quite fo pretty, though,"
faid
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faid he, rather regretfully. ** How-
" ever, I don't mind that. —
" For, you fee. Cherry y I love
^'herf'
CHAP.
Cherry & Violet.
CHAP. XIV.
Riding a Pillion,
Dolly and I had fpent great
Part of the Afternoon in brufhing
up and cleaning an old black riding
Skirt of my Mother's, which it was
a Wonder I had not cut up into
Garments for the Poor. When we
had cleaned it with Hollands, and
ironed it nicely, it looked very well;
for our Houfe was fo airy, that our
Clothes never had the Moth.
Precifely at the Hour named, an
old Man in purple Livery rode up
to the Door, on a grey Horfe with
a Pillion. Mark^ who was very
lively
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lively this Morning, told me he
thought the Horfe looked like a
Bolter; but I knew he was only
laughing at me. Then he afked
me how I meant to mount ; I said,
with a Chair, to be fure. He faid,
** Nonfenfe ! " and lifted me up in
a Moment, and arranged my Riding-
fkirt as nicely as if he had been
a Lady's Groom. Then he told the
old Man to be careful of me ; but
the old Coachman proved to be
both dull and deaf, by reafon of
great Age ; fo Mark whifpered me
that he was not afraid of his run-
ning away with me, if the Horfe
did not ; finifhing with " Good bye,
** Mijlrefs Bhwer''
I gave him an indignant Look,
and faid, " For fhame, Mark ! I
** have not deferved that ! ''
'' Well," faid he, '' I think you
''have" And juft then the old
Man
Cherry & Violet,
Man jerked the Rein of the old
Horfe, which moved off fo fud-
denly, that I was fain to catch hold
of the old Man's Coat; and the
last Glance I had of Mark was
a merry one.
At firft 1 felt a little bit fright-
ened ; but foon got ufed to my new
Position ; efpecially as the Horfe
walked till we were off the Stones.
Still we feemed a long while getting
out of London ; and we met a great
many Peoples returning to it, in
Carts, Waggons, and Coaches.
At length we got quite out of
Town, and between green Hedges,
with Trees beyond them that were
turning all manner of Colours ;
with only a Houfe here and there,
or a Wayfide Inn. At one of the
latter we flopped in the middle of
the Day, to reft the Horfe, and take
fome Refrefhment. Then we con-
tinued
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tinued our Journey, which lafted
till Sunfet, and the latter Part of
which was mighty pleafant and
delightfome ; only I was beginning
to be a little weary with fo much
shaking. But, when I faw how
charming a Place the Country was,
I wondered how People could live
in Towns . . . unlefs on a Bridge.
At length, we turned oiF the
Highway into a Bye-road, fhaded
with tall Trees, which, after a Mile
or two, brought us to a ftraggling
Village ; and, fays- the Coachman,
** Miftrefs, now we's in Bucklands.*'
Prefently we pafTed the abfoluteft
curiofity of a little old Church ! . .
it feemed hardly bigger than a
Nutmeg-grater! — and hard by it,
the old Parsonage, with three Stone
Peaks in front, and a great Pear-
Tree before the Door.
Then we came to a Village
Green,
Cherry & Violet.
Green, with a Clump of large
Trees in the Midft, that had Seats
round them, whereon fat old Men,
while young Men played Cricket,
and little Boys were fetting a Puppy
to bark at fome white Geefe. Here
we came to a great Iron Gate, at
which flood a hale, hearty-looking
Gentleman about fifty ; fquare-built,
and not over-tall; with a good-
humoured, red, mottled Face. And,
fays he, coming up to me, as we
flopped, '' Miftrefs Cherry^ I'm
*' Squire Blower. 1 can guefs who
'* you are, though my Brother did
'* not tell me you were fuch a pretty
"Girl.— Oh, the Sinner!" And
lifted me off the Horfe.
"Well," fays he, "you don't
" look quite fure that I's I . . . I am,
" though ! Certainly, not much
" like Naty who was always the
" Beauty of the Family. Ah ! now
s " you
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** you laugh, which was juft what
" I wanted. My Brother faid your
" filver Laugh faved his Life; — do
** you know what he meant by
" that ? "
We were now walking up a
ftrait gravel Walk, between clipped
Hedges, to an old red-brick Houfe,
with ftone Facings. " I fuppofe,
" Sir," faid I, after thinking a little,
" he meant that my laughing was
*'as good as Silver to him, becaufe
" it faved him the Doctor."
" That was it, no doubt," returns
he, '^ juft fuch an Anfwer, Miftrefs
** Cherry y as I expedled. I fee we
** fhall get on very well together,
" though Nat is not here to help
" the Acquaintance. — He has gone
" to fee his old Fofter-mother, who
" is dying. People will die, you
** know, when they get to eighty or
<* ninety."
We
Cherry & Violet,
We were now going up a Flight
of fhallow Steps, with Stone Balluf-
ters, which led us into a Hall,
paved with great Diamonds of
black and white Marble, and hung
about with Guns, Fifhing-rods, and
Stag's Horns. An Almanack and
King Charleses golden Rules were
pafted againft the Wall ; and a
fluffed Otter in a Glafs Cafe hung
over the great Fire-place, where a
Wood-fire burned on the Hearth.
Before this Wood-fire was fpread
a fmall Turkey Carpet ; and on the
Carpet flood a Table and four
heavy Chairs ; in one of which fat
an old Lady knitting. The Squire
bluntly accofled her with *' Mother,
** here's Miflrefs Cherry;'' on which
fhe faid, ** Ho ! "— laid down her
Knitting, and looked hard at me;
firfl over, and then through her
Speftacles.
^^Hum!"
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"Hum!'' fays fhe, " Miflrefs
" Cherry y you are welcome. A
" good Day to you. Pray make
** yourfelf at Home, and be feated.*'
So I fat down over againft her,
and we looked at each other very
ftifF. She was fhort and fat, with
round blue Eyes, and a rofy
Complexion ; and had a fharper,
flirewder Look than the Squire.
** I dare fay fhe's hungry,
** Mother," fays the Squire ; ** give
" her a Piece of Gingerbread or
** Something. — How foon fhall we
** have Supper ? "
" You are always in fuch a Hurry,
** Father, to be eating ; " fays his
Lady. " Forfooth, are we not to
** wait for your Brother ? "
And without waiting for his
Anfwer, fhe took a bunch of Keys
from her Apron-ftring, and un-
locked a little Corner-cupboard,
from
Cherry & Violet.
from which fhe brought me a Slice
of rich Seed-cake, and a large Glafs
of Wine.
" Thank you. Madam ; I am not
" hungry," faid I.
** Pooh ! Child, you muft be ; "
returns fhe, rather authoritatively.
" Never be afraid of eating and
" drinking before Company, as if
" it were a Crime ! "
So, thus admonifhed, I ate and
drank : though I would as lief have
waited a little.
** Are you ftiff with your Ride ?"
fays fhe.
" A little, Madam," faid I; '^for
" I was ne'er on a Horfe before."
" Is it pofTible ? " cries fhe, burfl-
ing out a-laughing. " Father, did
'' you hear that ? "
" Famous ! " faid he ; and they
eyed me as if I were a Curiofity.
" Do you know, now," fays the
Squire's
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Squire's Lady to me, after a while,
*^ I never was in Lunnon ! "
" That feems as ftrange to me,
" Madam," faid I, " as it feems to
** you that I (hould never have been
" on Horfeback."
'' It is ftrange," fays fhe. '' Both
" are ftrange."
" And now Fll tell you Some-
" thing that is ftrange," fays the
Squire, *^ lince we all feem fur-
" prifing one another. Do you
*' know, Miftrefs Cherry,'' ftepping
up behind his Wife, and laying
a Hand on each of her Shoulders,
while he fpcke to me over her
Head; " that this little round-about
** Woman was once as pretty a Girl
" as you are ? "
" Stuff*! Squire," fays his Lady.
**Fact!" perfifted he. *' Nay,
'' prettier ! "
" Not a Word of Truth in it,"
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fays fhe, fhaking him oiF. ** I was
" all very well, — nothing more.
" Come, Father, here's Gatty going
" to fpread the Cloth for Supper,
" which you'll be glad of. But,
'' Gatty, in the firft Place fliew
" Miftrefs Cherry to her Chamber,
" . . fhe will perhaps like to drefs a
*^ little. You'll excufe my attending
*' you, my Dear; the Stairs try my
'' Breath."
I followed Gatty up-flairs to the
prettiefk Room that ever was!
When I came down, the Cloth was
fpread, and the Squire's Lady ligned
me to the Chair over againft her,
and was juft going to fay Some-
thing, when, croffing between me
and the Sun, I faw the Shadow of
a Man againft the Wall, and knew
it for Mafter Blower's. Ah ! what
came over me at that Moment, to
make me fo ftupid, I know not. —
Perhaps
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Perhaps that faucy Saying oi Mark's
. . but whatever it was, inftead of
my going up to Mafter Blower^
when he came in, which he did the
next Moment, and afking him,
limply and ftraitforwardly how he
was, I mufl needs colour all over
like a Goofe, and wait till he came
quite up to me, without having
a Word to fay for myfelf.
" Ah, Cherry /" fays he, taking
my Hand quite frankly, " how glad
** I am to fee you ! Are you quite
^*well?:'
And, the Moment I heard his
pleafant Voice, I was quite com-
fortable again, and felt myfelf at
Home for the firft Time.
" Quite, thank you. Sir," faid I,
" and I hope you are better than
" you were."
" Well, now that civil Things
** have paffed on both Sides," faid
the
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the Squire, who had already feated
himfelf, " come and fay Grace,
** Naty for here's a Couple of
" beautiful Fowls getting cold."
— Well, the Supper was as
pleafant as could be, and it was
growing quite dufk before the
Table was cleared, yet the Squire
would not hear of having Candles ;
fo then his Lady defired Gatty to
carry Lights into the green Parlour,
** Where," fays fhe, "I and this
" young Perfon will retire, and be
** good enough Company fpr each
" other, I dare fay."
Oh, I'm a young Perfon, am I?
thought L So I followed her into
the green Parlour, where jfhe fettled
herfelf in an eafy Chair, with her
Feet on a Footftool, and made me
fit facing her. " Now," fays fhe,
" the Men can profe by themfelves,
" and we'll have a Coze by our-
** felves.
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" felves. Pray, Child, how was it
" you came to think of nurfing my
"Brother?''
So I began to tell her how I
went to him in Hope of his telling
me how to find my Father; but
then, fhe wanted to know how my
Father came to be miffing, fo I had
to go further back. And then I
could not help putting in by the
Way how good and excellent a
Man he was, how tender a Father,
how loving a Hufband, which
brought in my Mother. But I
checked myfelf, and begged the
Lady's Pardon for entering on that,
which I knew could no Ways in-
tereft her. — *' Nay, let me hear it
"all," fays fhe, "I fhall like to
" hear Something about your
" Mother." So then I told her of
her holy Life, and faintlike End ;
and of Mailer Blower s invaluable
Miniftrations,
Cherry & Violet.
Miniftrations, which of courfe in-
terefted her a good deal ; and indeed
I faw a Tear fteal down her Cheek,
while I kept mine down as well as
I could. Then I went on to the
Plague, and my Father's Heavinefs
of Spirits ; and his going forth and
never coming back, and my going
in queft of him, and all the Events
of that terrible Day, which I could
not go over without crying very
heartily. She wept too ; yet cried,
"Go on, go on!" So then I got
to Mafter Blower y and the fleeping
Watchman, and my getting into
the Houfe, and going from Room
to Room, and hearing him yawn, —
which made her laugh ; though fhe
cried again when fhe heard of his
praying, and of his Sufferings that
fearful Night and many Days after.
At the End of all, fhe got up, put
her Arms about my Neck, and
kiffed
268 Cherry fs? Violet.
kifled me. " Cherry^'' fays fhe,
** you're an excellent Creature!" —
Juft then, a great Bell began to
ring,— <* That's the Prayer-bell!"
fays fhe, "We will return to the
" Hall, my Dear."
So we returned to the Hall,
much more at our Eafe together
than when we left it. And there,
ftanding in a Row, were half a
Dozen Men and Women Servants,
and the Table had Candles and a
large > Bible on it. Mafter Blower
read, and then prayed : had I not
been fo tired, I could have wifhed
him to go on all Night ! Then we
difperfed to our feveral Chambers ;
and I had fo much to think about
that it feemed as though I fhould
never get to fleep : however, I did
at laft.
CHAP,
Cherry & Violet.
CHAP. XV.
T^he Squire's Garden,
Before I went to Bed, I peeped
out of my Window, and faw the
full Moon fliining over the broad
gravel Walks and Fifh-ponds ; and
I thought how much I fhould like
to go round the Garden before
Breakfaft. However, when I woke
in the Morning, I feared I had
been overfleeping myfelf, fo drefled
in a great Hurry, and went down
Stairs. There I found two Maids
flooding the great Hall with Pails
of Water, and they told me we
were to breakfafl in the green
Parlour,
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Parlour, but not for an Hour yet.
So I ftrayed out into the Garden,
where were ftill a good many
Flowers, though the Seafon was fo
late, backed by Evergreen Hedges,
and Rows of tall Trees that were
turning yellow and scarlet ; and it
feemed to me juft like the Garden
of Eden.
So I went on and on, thinking
it mighty pleafant, and wondering
what might be the Names of fome
of the Flowers; and at length I
came to a Bowling-green, of
wonderful fine Turf, between high
Horn-beam Hedges ; and having a
Sun-dial at one End, and a little
brick Summer- houfe faced with
Stone at the other. Into the
Summer-houfe I went; and there,
with all his Books and Papers about
him, fat Mafter Blower writing.
" Ah, Cherry !" fays he, holding
out
Cherry & Violet,
out his Hand, ** fo you've found
** out my Snuggery ! Have they
** fent you to fummon me to Break-
'* faft ? "
"No, Sir," faid I, "I did not
** know you were here." And
turned away.
" Stop a Minute," fays he, haftily
putting up his Papers, ** and we
*' will take a Turn together round
** this wonderful Garden. The
" Garden of your Dream y Cherry,'*
I faid how very odd it was I
(hould have dreamed about it, — the
Garden of my Dream being fo
exadtly like the Reality.
• ** Why, you fimple Girl," fays
he, laughing; "becaufe I muft
" have defcribed it to you before,
" though you and I had forgotten
^*it!"
I felt quite fure in my own Mind
that he had not.
^^Well,"
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"Well," fays he, fetting out
with me along the Bowling-green,
" what's the News, Cherry ? The
'* Plague, you fay, is abating, but
" not gone. Have you feen or
** heard Anything of my poor
" People ?'*
I faid yes. Miftrefs Peach had
come to me on my fending for her
the Evening before I left ; and had
told *me how Things were going
on.
" And how are they going on ? "
faid he.
" Well, Sir, it would be a poor
" Compliment to you, if they were
** going on as well in your Abfence,
" as in your Prefence."
" That's true," fays he, looking
grave, *' but, for Particulars."
" Many Perfons in Trouble of one
" kind or another, knock at your
"Door; and when they find they
" cannot
Cherry & Violet,
** cannot fee you, go away in
'' Tears."
** Poor Souls ! " faid he, much
moved, ** I will return to them
**fhortly. I think I am almoft
** well enough now. Cherry, They
" think I am negledting them ?''
** No, Sir, they are very forry
** you need recruiting ; but they are
" forry for themfelves too."
" It's a very nice Point," fays he
mufingly, " when we ought to lie
** by. I believe, had I not left
" Town when I did, I might have
" been dead now — and yet, perhaps
" I was like a Soldier deferting his
" Poft."
I faid, " No, Sir, you v^ere liker
" to a Soldier carried off the Battle-
" field to the Hofpital."
** Thank you. Cherry,'' fays he,
taking my Hand and drawing it
under his Arm. We had now
T reached
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reached the End of the Bowling-
green ; but inftead of turning into
the Garden, we continued walking
up and down.
'* And what elfe?" fays he.
" Come, let me hear all."
" Well, Sir," faid I, " there's not
" much more to tell — "
" Something, though, I can fee ! "
faid he. *^ Come ! out with it,
" Cherry r
" Sir," faid I, '' it's of no Ufe
" for us to trouble and vex our-
" felves about what wicked People
** will fay of us in mere wantonefs."
^* Sometimes, though, we may
** hear the Truth from an Enemy,"
fays he. ** And what do wicked,
" wanton People fay of me ?"
** Why, Sir, — fome very evil-
** minded, malapert Perfon hath
** writ on your Church-door, *A
^* Pulpit to Let!'"
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^^The Rafcal!" faid he haftily,
and colouring very red. ** Why
** now, did I not keep on. Sabbaths
** and Week-days, till the Plague-
" fwellings were adlually in my
** Throat, though my Congregation
** often confifted of only two or
** three old Women ? Is not this
*^ enough to provoke a Man,
'' Cherry r'
I faid, " Yes, Sir, — only there's
" no Ufe in being provoked."
** None, none," fays he, much
perturbed, — ** God forgive me for
** it ! — I can hardly have Patience,
" though, with them."
I faid, " Dear Sir, you muft
** have Nothing but Patience with
'' them."
" You are right, you are right,"
fays he, cooling, but ftill much
moved. ** 111 or well, I muft go
** back to them forthwith . . the
^^Fad
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** Facft is, there is a Matter I would
** gladly have fettled here, a little
** at my Leifure. — But, Duty before
" all ! So, ril go back. Cherry, to
" mine."
I fmiled a little as I faid, ** Some-
** body has been doing Duty for
" you, the laft Week or ten Days,
'' Sir."
"Who?" cried he.
I faid, ** An Independent Mini-
" fter."
A complex Kind of Expreflion
croffed his Face ; for a Moment he
looked pained and provoked, and
then burft out a-laughing.
** God blefs the w^orthy Fellov^ !"
cries he, " I'll do him a good Turn
" if I can, the firft Time he'll let
" me ! * The good Lord accept
** every one that prepareth his Heart
" to feek God, the Lord God of
'* his Fathers, even though he be
"not
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'* not cleanfed according to the
** Purification of the Sanftuary !' —
'* Well, Cherry^ I muft go ! and
** that forthwith, — I would fain have
" tarried here while your Vifit
" lafted.''
I looked quite blank at the Idea
of being left behind ; and faid,
*^Muft I, then, flay?"
** Why," cried he, " what is to
" prevent you ? Your Vifit is not
" to me^ Cherry /"
I faid, '' Oh, Sir, but . . " and
flopped, for I did not know whether
it were right to fay I fhould feel fo
lonely without him. But the Tears
came into my Eyes.
** 1 hope," fays he, in his kindefl
Way, ^* you will flay and have a very
'' pleafant Vifit."
I faid, '' It won't, — it can't be
" pleafant now."
** Cherry y' he faid, yet more
aifecSionately,
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afFedtionately, " we fhall foon meet
" again . . you fhake your Head. —
** Well, our Lives are not in our
" own keeping, certainly, and may
** be called in the next Minute,
" here as well as in London. And I
" fhould not like to die away from
** my Port. But, Cherry^ fince you
" are inexpreffibly dear to me, and
" I think I am, in a lefs Degree,
** dear to you, why, when we meet
" next, fhould we ever part again ?
" — Nay, hear me. Cherry ! for I
"have long meant to fay this,
** though not quite fo foon . . I
" thought it would feem fo abrupt;
'* I wanted to bring you to it by
" Degrees, left I fhould get an
" Anfwer I did not like. For, in-
*' deed. Cherry y I know how much
" too old I am for you, how
" thoroughly unworthy of you."
I could not ftand this, and cried,
" Oh,
Cherry & Violet,
" Oh, how can you fay fuch Things,
" Sir ! Unworthy of mey indeed !
" when any Woman — "
Might be proud to have you,
was my Thought, but I did not
fay it.
** Cherry y' fays he, ** there was
" never — ." And juft at that Mo-
ment a Man fhouted, ** High ! " at
the Top of his Voice, and then,
"Break-faft!"
" We're keeping them waiting,"
faid I, flipping my Hand from his
Arm, " and you've left your Papers
** all blowing about in the Summer-
'* houfe." And fo, ran oif to the
Houfe.
Fain would I not have gone ftraight
to Breakfafl, but there was no Help
for it ; and the Squire kept loading
my Plate, and yet faying I ate
Nothing. He and his Lady were
wondrous forry to hear Mafter
Blower
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Blower fay he muft return to Town
the next Day; and looked rather
afl?:ance at me for having brought
down any Tidings that fhould
fummon him thither. After Break-
faft, however, he took his Brother
aiide to explain to him how needful
was his Return to his Parifh ; and
Miftrefs Blower y bringing forth an
immenfe Quantity of Patchwork of
very intricate Contrivance, faid,
" Now, you and I will do a good
" Morning's Work:'' — and told me
it was a Fancy of hers to furniih a
little Bed-chamber with Patchery,
lined with Pink, and fringed with
White. However, Mafter Blower
put a Check to all this, as far as
my Help went, by coming in and
faying that as this was to be his laft
Day in the Country, he wanted to
take a long Walk with me, and
fhew me the fineft View in the
County.
Cherry & Violet.
County. Miflrefs Blower made one
or two Objedtions, which he fum-
marily over-ruled ; fo, in a very
few Minutes, off we were walking
together. And iirft, without any
Reference to what had been faid
before Breakfaft, he took me round
the Village Green, and into the
Church and Churchyard ; and made
me look over the Parfonage Gate.
I faid, *^ Dear me, if I were you,
" Sir, how much fooner I would
" be Parfon here than in White-
''chapel!''
" Would you ?'' cries he. " Oh,
** but this is a very poor Living !*'
I faid, ''I did not know you cared
" much for Money."
'' Well," he faid, '' not to fpend
** on myfelf, but as a Means of Ufe-
** fulnefs. And, oh Cherry I there is
" fo much Wretchednefs in LondoUy
'' that one cannot, after all, relieve !
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— " rU tell you what I do," con-
tinues he, turning down a green
Lane with me, " as a general Rule
** I give away half. That was
** Zaccheus* Meafure, you know.
" But, as a fingle Man, I have found
** the other Half a great deal too
** much for me, fo I give away all
** I can of it in Cafualties . . juft to
** pleafe myfelf, as it were. But I
** don't confider this Sub-divifion
" imperative ; therefore, when you
*' and I commence Houfekeeping
" together, which I hope will be in
" a very little While, we will fpend
" the full Half. Will that fuffice
"you?"
**No indeed. Sir," faid I, "I
** fliall be very forry indeed if I add
" to your Expenfes fo much as that.
" 1 would rather give the Poor
" another Mouthful than deprive
" them of one ; and as I fhall only
"coft
Cherry & Violet,
" coft you juft what I eat and wear,
" I hope it won't make much
** Difference."
" You're a comical Girl," fays he.
" But, Cherry^ Fm forry to fay, that
** rambling old Houfe of mine is
" now fo completely out of Repair,
** as to be unfit for a Lady's Occu-
**pation. We muft paint it and
^*point it, and mend the Roof."
" Well, but," faid I, " my Father
" has left me fix hundred Pounds,
" which will do all that very well."
" Six hundred Pounds!" fays he,
opening his Eyes very wide, and
then laughing. " Why, you've a
** Fortune, Cherry ! How could the
" dear, good Man have faved it ? I
" thought his Bufinefs feemed quite
" dwindled away."
" He had fome Money with my
" Mother, Sir," faid I. " And an
** Uncle left him a Legacy. Befides
" this
Cherry & Violet,
'* this Money, which Mafter Benjkin
** and Mafter Braidfoot pay Intereft
'' for, the Houfe is mine for a long
**Term; and Mark means to buy
** the Bufinefs; fo that I hope I
'* fhall not be very expenfive to
" you.''
" Well," fays he, " it will be for
'^ After-confideration whether we
^* repair the Parfonage at once or
*' not. All fhall be as you wiih it,
" Cherry'' And then we went on
talking of this and that till we came
to a Seat under a Tree ; and there
we fat and talked all the Reft of
the Morning; for he did not care
much for going on to fee the
Profped:.
After Dinner, it became Mafter
Blower's Objedl to perfuade me to
name a very early Day indeed — even
that Day Week; and, though I
could hardly endure to think of fo
fudden
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fudden a Change, and thought it
would feem fo ftrange and fo un-
womanly to Everybody, yet the
main Thing that wrought upon me
was what I kept to myfelf ; namely,
the Danger he was going to incur
in returning to his Duties before
the Infedion was over. And I
thought how I fhould reproach
myfelf if he fell ill, and died for
want of my Nurling. But then,
again, it would feem fo outrageous
to the Squire and his Lady. . . Not
at all, he faid, they knew all about
his wanting to marry me before ever
they fent for me, and the Squire's
Lady had at firft been very cool
about it; but before we parted at
Night, I had quite won her over ;
and fhe faid to him when the Door
clofed upon me, ** Well, Nat^ you
" may marry that Girl as foon as
** you like."
I could
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I could hardly help laughing. —
What was I to do ? I faid, oh,
very well, I fuppofed they mull
all have their own Way, — I would
try to be not very miferable about
it. So, when we went in to Supper,
Mafter Blower made no Secret of
what we had been talking about;
and Miftrefs Blower kiffed me, and
fo did the Squire, and we had a
wonderful pleafant Supper. When
Mafter Blower was taking leave of
me, he alked me if I had any
Meffage to fend Home. It then
ftruck me I muft fend Word to
Mark and Dolly how foon my Con-
dition was going to be changed, —
but, what could I fay ? — I had fcarce
written a Letter in my Life ; leaft
of all to Mark ; and could not for
the Life of me think of any Way
of telHng him the News, fufficiently
round-about to prevent its feeming
abrupt
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abrupt after all. So, thought I,
leaft faid, fooneft mended : and,
fitting down to Pen, Ink, and Paper,
I wrote in my finalleft, neateft
Hand, —
'^ Dear Mark,
** I'm going to be Miftrefs
'' Blower:'
And fealed it up and diredted it.
Mafter Blower faid, ** Short, if not
**fweet!" and promifed it fhould
be faithfully delivered.
When he was gone, the Patch-
work was put away, and the
Wedding-dreiTes fent for. Dear
Miftrefs Blower was as kind as a
Mother to me, though her Hufband
was only five Years older than
mine. Indeed fhe and the Squire
looked upon me quite as a Girl,
though I told them over and over
again
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again I was not. Though they
called each other Father and
Mother, they had never had but
one Child, which died at three
Years old; but I fuppofe it was
always in their Thoughts.
What a happy Week that was !
— though Mafter Blower was away.
On the Whole, his Abfence was a
good Thing : it gave me Time to
fteady a little, and feel that it was
not a Dream that I was going to
live always within the Sound of his
dear Voice. And, as there was
much Sewing to do, I had Plenty
of Time to think of it. Miftrefs
Blower gave me my Wedding-
clothes, — we had Poft-horfes to the
old Coach, and went to buy them
at the County Town. The Gown
was white Silk ; the Hat trimmed
with a Wreath of very little pink
Rofes round the Crown ; and I had
a cherry-
Cherry & Violet,
a cherry-colour Habit for travelling.
Mafter Blower faid he did not de-
lerve fuch a pretty Bride, — but that
was his kind Way of fpeaking.
I only wifh I were better worth his
having !
— We went away from the
Church-door, — as happy a Bride-
groom and Bride as ever rode a
Pillion. When we had got out
of Everybody's Sight, my Hufband
faid, ** How are you getting on,
'' Miftrefs Blower f' I faid, " I am
" fmiling fo that I am quite glad
" there's Nobody to fee me." ** May
** the Reft of your Life be all
** Smiles and no Tears, Cherry y'
fays he, — " with God's Bleffing, it
" fhall be fo if I can make it fo!"
"Ah!" faid I, ** I'm content to
'' take the Rough and the Smooth
'' together, fince I fhall henceforth
" fhare them with you. Sir,"
" Deareft
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** Deareft Cherry y'' fays he, " you
" really muft leave off calling me
" Sir! " ** I don't know that I can,
'* Sir," faid I, " but Fll try."
Though the Journey was delight-
fome, yet towards the latter End of
it, every Mile of the Road became
lefs and lefs pleafant, till at length
we got into the Tide of People,
on Horfe and on Foot, fetting in
towards London. Then, how ftrange
it feemed to me that I was not
going back to the Bridge ! where
I had lived all the Days of my Life
till within the laft Week ! I began
to tremble a little ; and the Idea of
the great old roomy, gloomy Houfe
in Whitechapely with no bright,
fparkling Water to look out upon,
became rather oppreffive to me, till
I thought how Mafter Blower's
continual Prefence would light it
up. The Streets now becoming
thronged.
Cherry & Violet,
thronged, he prefled my Arm tighter
to him and bade me hold on clofe ;
and I felt he was all the World to
me, be the Houfe what it would.
But when we reached it, what a
Difference ! The whole Front had
had a frefh Coat of Paint, which
made it wondrous lightfome and
cheerful, the Door-flep was frefh
whitened, the Door frefh varnifhed,
the Knocker frefh polifhed, and
Miflrefs Peach flanding on the Step
with a new Cap plaited clofe round
her fweet, pleafant Face, and dreffed
in a new grafs-green Gown. I
could not help kifling her as I ran
in; fhe faid, *' God blefs you,
" Miflrefs !" with hearty Cordiahty,
and followed me from Room to
Room. Everything had been cleaned
up, and file told me, laughing, that
though fhe had had Plenty of
Helps, it had been the hardefl
Week's
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Week's Work fhe had ever had in
her Life. The old green Bed-
furniture had given Place to new
white Dimity ; there was a Lady's
Pincufhion on the Toilette, with
" May you be happy!" in minikin
Pins ; and a Beau-pot of Flowers
on the Window-feat. '' All that
"is Miftrefs Violet's doing," faid
Dorcas, ** fhe has not left the Houfe
" half an Hour, I aflure you, and
" her Needle went in and out as
" faft as could be when fhe was
"finifhing the lafl Muflin Blind.
" Oh, fhe has been very bufy, has
*^Miflrefs Vio/et f 'Twas fhe fet
** out the Supper Table with the
** Flowers, and Sweet-meats, and
" Pound-cake."
CHAP.
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CHAP. XVI.
The Burning City.
Next Day, the Holiday of Life
was over, its Duties re-commenced.
Mafter Blower had an Accumulation
of Bufinefs to attend to, and I had
Plenty to do about the Houfe.
Before the End of the Week, I was
immerfed in Cares that were Plea-
fures to me, inafmuch as they light-
ened his own. But I could not
refift paying a Viiit to the Bridge,
and fpending an Hour in the dear
old Houfe, and another, afterwards,
with Violet, She and Mark came
to fup with us. I found they were
not
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not going to marry till fix Months
were out, which was full quick,
after all; but I was thankful they
would wait fo long. A Change
feemed coming over Mark ; he was
fteady, compofed, attentive to Bufi-
nefs, and far pleafanter, whether
lively or fad, than in his earlier
Days. As to Violet^ fhe was in-
finitely foftened, and the old Spirit
of Coquetry feemed quite to have
burned out. We did not fee them
often, but Mafter Blower always
received them kindly, and they
feemed to confider it a Privilege as
well as a Pleafure to come to us.
Thus, the Winter wore on : the
Plague was ftayed ; and though it
was common to meet in the Streets
Men in their Nightcaps, limping,
or with their Throats bound up, no
one thought of getting out of their
Way, for the Infeftion had fpent
itfelf
Cherry & Violet,
itfelf. And Perfons that were
Strangers to each other might be
heard exchanging Congratulations
on the improved State of Things,
now that Houfes and Shops were
re-opening, the Weeds beginning to
difappear from the Thoroughfares,
and Men no longer walked along
the Middle of the Streets, but on
the Foot-pavements.
My dear Hufband endeavoured to
imprefs the Hearts and Minds of
his People, in Seafon and out of
Seafon, with a Senfe of the Mercy
that had preferved them ; but, I am
forry to fay, with very little perma-
nent Effed:. True it is, at firfl the
Ground was broken up, and the
Clods were foft, and the good Seed
that was caft in feemed likely to
fruftify; but alas, the hot Sun of
worldly Temptation foon hardened
the Ground and burnt the Seed up,
and
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and People that had almoft miracu-
loufly efcaped the general Judgment,
feemed little better than they were
before. This deprefled my dear
Hufband very much ; but, inftead
of relaxing his Efforts, he only re-
doubled them ; and he faid I
ftrengthened his Hands.
There was alfo a great deal of
Diflrefs, owing to the general
Stagnation of Trade, and the vaft
Numbers of People thrown out of
Employ. So that, though we did
all we could, it was heart-rending
to witnefs the Mifery in fome of
the lower Diftridis of our Parilh.
We pinched ourfelves to help them,
voluntarily giving up fuch and fuch
Things at our Table ; and this with
fuch Cheerfulnefs that I really be-
lieve our Self-privations gave us
more aftual Enjoyment than if we
had ate the Fat and drank the
Sweet
Cherry & Violet.
Sweet to our Hearts' Defire. And
once or twice it remarkably hap-
pened that when we had a little
exceeded in this Way, and had
fupplied thereby the Needs of a
more than ordinary Number, a great
Hamper would arrive from Miflrefs
Blower y full of Game, Poultry, Eggs,
Butter, Brawn, Hams, Tongues,
and Everything that w^as good.
Often we talked over that fweet
Place the Hampers came from ;
and it feemed to me that my
Hufband more and more inclined
towards the Country ; efpecially as
his Throat had never quite re-
covered the Eifefts of the Plague,
and he found he could not make
himfelf heard throughout the re-
moter Parts of his large Church
without Difficulty. Quite at the
End of the Summer, the old Incum-
bent of Bucklands Parfonage died ;
and
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and as the living was in the Squire's
Gift, and he had fome Notion his
Brother would like it, he wrote to
offer it to him. My Hufband alked
my Mind about it : I faid I fhould
like it of all Things, if he could be
content with fo fmall and quiet a
Field of Adtion. He faid, yes, the
Time had been when it had been
otherwife with him, the harder the
Work the greater the Pleafure,
efpecially as carrying fome Senfe of
Glory in the Viftory over it; but
it was not fo with him now : he
could be content with trying to do
good on a fmall Scale ; efpecially as
he had not been quite fo fuccefsful
on the larger Field of Adlion as he
had hoped and expedted.
'' Could I preach like Apollos,''
continued he, *' to what Good, to
*' the Half of my Congregation who
'* cannot catch one Word in ten ?
"So
Cherry & Violet,
" So that, in Fad:, I preach to a
" fmall Congregation already. And
** I've no Mind to receive the Pay
" without doing the Work. There's
" no Fear, Cherry^ of my not
" making myfelf audible in Buck-
** lands Church ! — Belides, do you
" know I fancy I have a little
" domeftic Miffion there. My dear,
** good Brother, who has dozed
** under Dodlor Bray for fo many
" Years, has languifhed under a
" fpiritual Dearth. He is now
** getting in Years, and I think I
" may do Something for him — you
** know he told you he thought my
" Sermons were the real Thing.'*
" He faid," replied I, *' that you
** not only hit the right Nail on
*^ the Head, but hammered it well
" in."
After fome further Talk, which
only went to prove how completely
we
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we were of a Mind on the Matter,
the Letters were written and fent —
to accept the one Living and refign
the other. That was on the Second
of Septeinber. The fame Night,
broke out that dreadful Fire, which
lafted three Days and three Nights,
and deftroyed fifteen of the twenty-
fix City Wards, including four hun-
dred Streets and Lanes, and thirteen
thoufand Houfes. Oh, what a
dreadful Calamity ! We were in
Bed, a little after Ten, when
Shrieks and Cries of " Fire ! "
awoke us; and my dear Hufband
put his Head forth of the Window
and afked where it was. A Man
running along anfwered, " On or
"at the Foot oi London Bridge T
Then our Hearts failed us for Violet
and Mark, and all our old Friends ;
and we drefl^ed and went forth, for
I could not be fliayed from accom-
panying
Cherry & Violet,
panying yi.2A.tr Blower . But before
we could reach the Bridge Foot,
we found Accefs to it cut off, both
by Reafon of the Crowd and of the
Flames : the only Comfort was,
that the Fire kept off the Bridge.
There was fo much Tumult and
Preflure that we could only keep
on the Skirts of the Crowd, where
we hung about without doing any
Good for fome Hours.
The next Morning, we were in
Hope of hearing the Fire had been
got under; inftead of which, the
whole Bankjide was wrapped in
Flames, and all the Houfes from
the Bridge Foot, and all Thames
Street were lying in Afhes. The
People feemed all at Paufe, gazing
on, without ftirring Hand or Foot,
and thofe that were perfonal Suf-
ferers were venting their Grief in
Cries and Lamentations. But we
could
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could not find that any Life had yet
been loft ; and the Fire kept off the
Bridge.
When I went Home at Dufk, it
was to pray for the poor Sufferers,
and then to mufe how far the
Calamity might extend. Supper
was on Table, but I had no Mind
to eat ; which was all the better,
as my Hufband prefently brought in
a poor, weeping Family who had
loft Everything, and had not touched
a Morfel all Day. We gave them
a good Meal, and Shelter for the
Night. They flept, but we could
not. There was no Need of Candles
all that Night, which was as light
as Day for ten Miles round. The
Fire was now fpreading all along
the South Part of the City, leaping
from Houfe to Houfe, and Street
to Street, for the very Air feemed
ignited; Showers of Sparks and
Afhes
Cherry & Violet,
Afhes were falling in every Direc-
tion, and the Pavement was growing
almoft too hot to tread upon. My
Hufband kept bringing in new Re-
fugees as long as our Houfe would
hold them, and I was too bufy
caring for them to have Leifure to
go forth, even had it been fafe ;
but each New-comer brought frefh
Tidings of the Defolation, which
was now extending to Churches,
public Monuments, Hofpitals, Com-
panies' Halls, as though it would
carry all before it. We now began
to be in fome Alarm for ourfelves ;
and to confider what we fhould do
if it came our Way ; and now we
experienced the Convenience of
having but little Treafure that
Moth, Ruft, or Fire could injure,
for when Mafter Blower had made
up a fmall Packet of Papers and
ready Money that we could readily
carry
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carry about us, there was Nothing
left for the Deftroyer to confume
but our poor Furniture and the
Houfe over our Heads. Very op-
portunely, at this Time came to our
Door a Berkfliire Countryman with
one of the good Squire's Hampers
full of Eatables. I never faw a poor
Fellow look fo feared ! He got a
good View of the Calamity from a
Diftance, and then fet his Face
homewards in as great a Hurry as
if the Flames were in Chafe of
him. The Streets were now full of
Carts loaded with Moveables, which
their Owners were conveying out
of Town ; giving Way to the
Calamity rather than feeking to
arreft it, which, indeed, it was now^
vain to attempt, though I think
Something might have been done
at lirft. St, Paul's was now in a
Blaze; the great Stones exploding
w4th
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intenfe Heat, and the melted Lead
running along the Gutters. This
Night, alfo, we got fcarce any
Reft.
The next Morning, while I was
overlooking my Stores, and con-
fidering how I fhould beft hufband
them for my poor Inmates, in
comes Mark, his Face blackened,
j his Hair full of Afhes, his Clothes
i finged in many Places, and his Shoes
nearly burnt off his Feet.
" Thank God, you are fafe,
" then ! " cries he, catching hold of
both my Hands. ** The Sky looked
" fo fiery in this Quarter during the
** Night, that Violet and I were in
** dreadful Fear for you, and I ftarted
" at Daybreak, and came here by
" making a great Round, to fee how
" it fared with you. And Violet
" bids me fay that fhe has not for-
" gotten your Father's and Mother's
** Kindnefs
3o6 Cherry £? Violet.
" Kindnefs to her Father and
** Mother when they were burned
*' out of Houfe and Home, nor how
** (he and you were put together in
** the fame Cradle ; and it will
** make her and me, dear Cherry ^
" unfpeakably happy to receive you
" and Mafter Blower under the very
" fame Roof, fhould you be burnt
" out of your own."
I faid, " Dear Mark, that is fo
** like you and Violet I Juft the
" Kindnefs I fhould have expedted !
" Believe me, we (hall thankfully
" accept it, if there be Need. But
" at prefent the Fire is all about us,
** yet comes not to us. We have
" made up our little Parcel of
" Treafures (a little one, indeed,
** Mark I ) and are ready to ftart at
" a Minute's Notice, trufting to
** a good God to fpare our Lives.
** This old Houfe, if it once catches,
'' will
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** will burn like Tinder ; mean-
** while, come and fee how many
** it holds." j
So I led him from Room to
Room, and fhewed him Mothers;
nurfing their Infants, Children '
eating Bread and Milk, and old
People flill fleeping heavily. He
was greatly interefted and imprefled.
" What a good Soul you are ! " faid
he, — " I can give you no Notion of
** the Scenes of Mifery on the Out-
" ikirts through which I pafled on
" my Way here. People huddled
** in Tents, or lying under Hedges,
** or on Heaps of Litter and broken
** Furniture, without a Morfel of
** Bread or a Cup of Milk, yet none
*' begging ! . . I faw a few Bread-
" Carts and Milk-people coming
** up to them as I palTed along, but
** many had no Money, not even
" a Penny, to buy a Breakfaft. I
**had
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" had filled my Purfe, Cherry ^ with
'' all that was in the Till, before I
^' fet out ; but you fee there's not
" much in it now — "
And he pulled out an empty
Purfe, with a Smile that fhewed he
was well pleafed with the Way its
Contents had gone. Then we fhook
Hands heartily, and parted.
To the loud Crackling of Flames
and Crafh of falling Buildings, was
now added the blowing up of Houfes
with Gunpowder, which, indeed,
made the Neighbourhood of them
very dangerous to Byftanders, but
checked the Progrefs of the Fire.
However, Nothing effectual could
have been done, had it not pleafed
Almighty God to ftay his Judg-
ment by abating the high Wind,
which fell all at once ; whereby the
Flames ceafed to fpread, though the
glowing Ruins continued to burn.
The
Cherry & Violet.
The Crifis being now paft, we
ceafed to be in Apprehenfion for
ourfelves, and devoted all our Atten-
tion to the poor, bereft People
under our Care. Some of thefe
were fetched away by their Country
Friends; fooner or later all dif-
perfed ; and then we went out into
the Fields adjoining the City, to
afford what little Help we could.
But oh! the Defolation ! To at-
tempt to affuage that Accumulation
of Deftitution by our trivial Means
feemed like eifaying to fubdue the
Fire with a Cup of Water : yet we
know that every Little helps ; and
that even a Cup of Water, to the
thirfty Man who drinks it, quenches
not his Thirft the lefs, that Thou-
fands befide are parched with
Drought. And thus, by Analogy,
concerning the general Amount of
human Suffering furrounding us at
all
3IO ! Cherry & Violet,
all Times, which the Wife of a
Whitechapel Parfon is perhaps as !
well qualified to fpeak of as any one
elfe — We need not be difcouraged
from aiding any, becaufe we cannot,
fuccour all ; fince the Relief afforded
is as grateful to him who has it, as
though all were relieved, which it
is not God's Will that any ihould
have Power to accomplifh.
By the End of the Month this
terrible Calamity was over-paft ; at
leaft, as far as we had Anything to
do with it, though we continued to
give Shelter to poor, ruined Ploufe-
holders as long as the Parfonage
was our own. The Gentleman
who fucceeded my dear Hufband
feemed a benevolent Sort of Man, a I
little pompous, maybe, but tenderly i
difpofed towards the Poor.
And now. Everything being |
fettled, we fold fome of our old
Furniture,
Cherry & Violet,
Furniture, and fent down the Reft,
with Miftrefs Peachy by the Wagon.
And my dear Hufband and I entered
Bucklands exaftly as we had left it,
and on the very fame Horfe ; I in
my cherry-colour Habit, that was as
frefh as on my Wedding-day. And
here we have been ever fince ; and
he calls me his right Hand, and fays
my Attention to all his fecular Affairs
leaves his Mind at Liberty to purfue
his Duties and Studies without Dif-
tradlion — and that I underftand the
Poor even better than he does — and
that I am his beft Counfellor, his
deareft Friend, his pleafanteft Com-
panion, his darling Cherry I — Yes;
he calls me, and I believe he thinks
me all this : and as for my being
happy in him ... I fhould think fo,
indeed !
FINIS.
THE
OLD CHELSEA BUN-HOUSE
A Tale of the Laji Century.
BY
The Author of 'Mary Powell.'
See liow the World its Votaries rewards !
A Youth of Folly, an Old Age of Cards !
But trust me, Dears, Good-humour will prevail,
When Airs, and Flights, and Screams, and Scoldings fail.
Beauties in vain their pretty Eyes may roll,
Charms strike the Sight, hut Merit wins the Soul.
Pope : Rape of the Loch.
LONDON:
Printed for Arthur Hall, Virtue ^ Co.
25, Paternojler Row,
1855.
Chapter I.
Lady Betty s Folly,
It is a fad Thing when a Lady of
Quality, who has been a Toaft in her
Youth, and has feen the white-gloved
Beaux, as Mr. Pope calls them, bowing
to her from the Pit, and kiffing the fcented
Tips of their Gloves to her in the Ring ;
who has flaunted at Vauxhall, and flione
in a Side-Box of the Opera-Houfe in
Lincoln s Inn Fields; has run down Handel,
and run after Bononcini ; has had her gay
Water-Parties to Jenny's Whiniy attended
by Violins and Hautboys; and has brought,
not only her own Company, but her own
Strawberries and Cherries to our Bun-houfe,
2 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
as if our own were not good enough;
it is mortifying, I fay, when fuch a Lady
of Quality falls into the fear and yellow
Autumn of Life, and finds herfelf a dif-
regarded Thing, with no refources but
green Tea and Brag. And fuch is the
Cafe with poor Lady Betty Spadille.
How well I remember her, on the
Occafion I have fomewhat malicioufly
alluded to, for it fticks in my Throat,
arriving at our Bun-Houfe in her peach-
coloured Sacque, Mechlin Head, and red-
heeled Shoes, the Foreparts richly em-
broidered with Silver ; loudly talking and
laughing, and turning her Head right and
left, now to this Beau, now to t'other,
who fluttered round her with their clouded
Canes and perfumed Wigs; now burft-
ing into what the French People call des
grands Eclats de Rtre, now flirting her Fan,
or rapping it on the Shoulder of one of
the Ladies who accompanied her. Having
jufl: fet my Mark, a Sprig of Rofemary, in
the midft of one of good Bifhop Atterbury\
Lady Betty s Folly. 3
Sermons, I thought within myfelf, " Is this
" a Creature that is formed for Eternity ? "
Meanwhile, two tall Lacqueys, with im-
menfe Shoulder-Knots, bore between them
a great Hamper of French Wine ; while
a little black Page, in pale Blue, laced
with Silver, tottered under the Fruit from
Rogers's; and certainly it was very fine.
I never faw fuch Strawberries and Cherries
before nor fince.
I did not think her a Belle of the firft
Order, fetting her Rank and Style aiide.
Her Shape was fine; her Hand and Foot
delicately formed; but fhe rolled her Eyes
too much, and had too high a Colour. I
don't believe fhe painted. Altogether,
fhe feemed in the very Flufh of Exiflence;
as if fhe had never met with a Reverfe,
nor ever expefted one. She feemed to
think " Let us Eat and Drink," without
adding, " To-morrow we die,''
We had fet our oval Walnut-wood
Table under the umbrageous Shade of two
large Elms, and had fpread it with one of
4 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
our beft Tablecloths. This was fuper-
cilioufly removed by the two Footmen,
who fpread a Tablecloth and Napkins
they had brought with them. Our China
Service and water Caraffes they con-
defcended to ufe. Meanwhile, the Boat-
men brought up a fecond Hamper, con-
taining Ham, Tongue, Chicken, Sallet,
and other Matters : but the Footmen, I
fhould mention, brought the Plate, in-
cluding not only iilver Forks, but a filver
Stew- Pan.
The gay Bevy having ftreamed hither
and thither, making their humourous and
contemptuous Remarks, which were con-
tinually interfperfed with, " Oh, my Lord! "
and, *'Oh, Sir Charles!'' at length fettled
down to their Repaft. There were three
Ladies and four Gentlemen. Alfo, there
was a tall, flender Girl in Black, whom
I concluded my Ladys own Woman, be-
caufe fhe flood the whole Time, a little
behind Lady Betty, holding her Handker-
chief and Scent-Bottle, watching her Eye,
Lady Betty s Folly, 5
and obeying her Commands, almoft before
fpoken ; notwithflanding which, my Ladys
Lip was often put up, and fuch words as
** Thou'rt ftrangely flow . . . Canfl not
** hear me. Creature ?" were muttered by
her rofy mouth.
And there was pale Mr. Fenwick, fitting
at his open Cafement over the Bun-Shop,
Book in Hand, hearing, feeing, and filently
noting all.
One of the Gentlemen was my Lord
Earljioke, (to whom the Town gave Lady
Betty y) a weak-eyed, puny Peer; another.
Sir Charles Seftoriy all Fafhion and Froth ;
a third, a handfome young Gentleman,
whom they called Mr. Arbuthnot : the
fourth, who had the Wit and Sprightlinefs
of all the Reft, (for whereas they con-
tinually laughed, he continually gave
them Something worth laughing at,) was
a lank, ungraceful, underfized Perfonage,
of olivander Complexion, with projed:ing
Teeth, quick, black Eyes, and a not un-
agreeable Phyfiognomy, though his Figure
6 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
was mean and almoft Diftorted. His
Name was Caryly which I learned not
at firft, they were fo given to addrefs him
by his baptifmal Name of Paul,
Then, for the Ladies, there was Lady
Maryy my Lord's Aunt, and the Duenna
of the Party ; and Lady Grace y a fweet
pretty Creature, but empty and felf-fuf-
ficient.
It might have been thought, that two
able-bodied Men and a Foot-page were
Servitors enow for a Party of feven; but
on the contrary, they kept my younger
Sifter Prudence, who was then very pretty,
continually afoot, tripping to and from the
Houfe on one impertinent errand or an-
other, while I attended to the general Cuf-
tomers. At length, coming up to me
with a painful Blufh on her Cheek,
" Patty,' fays fhe, " do oblige me by
changing Places, will you ? I can't abide
the ways of thefe Quality, and give no
fatisfad:ion, and only get fcofFed at."
" Perhaps I may pleafe them no better.
Lady Betty s Folly. j
Prue;' faid I, '' however, I'll try." And
as I proceeded to take her Place, I heard
Mr. Paul (that's to fay, Mr. Caryly)
obferve to Sir Charles^ "Humph! we've
loft Rachel and got Leahy
This was not over-civil ; but I took no
notice.
" Now then," cries Lady Betty, in high
Good-Humour, ** I'll make you what we
have called a Peter/ham Chicken, ever
fince Lady Caroline's Frolick. Here are
feven of us, and here are fcven Chickens,
which muft, in the firft Place, be finely
minced; fo let each take one." And
while every one was laughing and min-
cing their Chicken, fhe pulls off ever fo
many diamond Rings from her white Fin-
gers, and gives them to her Woman to
hold.
" Don't trouble yourfelf, my Lcrd^
fays fhe, carelefsly, as he ftoops to pick up
one fhe had let fall on the Grafs, ** Gatty
" will find it. Here, Child, take them all ;
" and," (afide with a Frown), **be fure you
8 T:he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
" don't lofe them. Now, Pompey! the fpirit-
" Lamp ; three pats of Butter, and a Flaggon
*' of fpring Water. The only variation I
" make in Lady Caroline's cookery is to flew
" my Chicken in a filver Stew-Pan, inftead
** of in a China Difh, which might crack
" over the Lamp. Prithee, Pompey, don't
** let the Grafs grow under your Feet!"
Methought, if her Ladyfhip had been
obliged to cook her own Supper, fhe would
have confidered herfelf demeaned by it
very much : however, there is nothing
that Quality will not do for a Freak. By
and by, fhe gets tired of ftewing her
Chicken over the Lamp, and bids the
young Perfon fhe calls Gatty to carry it
in-doors and drefs it over the Fire. **And
be fure. Child, not to let it burn." As I
did not feem wanted, I fhe wed Mrs. Gatty
the way to the Kitchen, and flood by
while fhe flirred the Stew-Pan over the
Fire. " I'm ready to drop ! " fays fhe, at
length. " No wonder," faid I, taking the
filver Spoon from her, and ufing it myfelf,
Lady Betty's Folly, 9
'* you have never once fat down fince you
** left the Boat, and 'tis the Dog-Days.
** Reft awhile, and I'll mind the Chicken."
** Thank you heartily," fays fhe, dropping
into a Seat, and turning from Red to
White, and then Red again. *^ May I take
a draught of this cold Water ? " '' Aye,
and welcome," faid I, *^ fo that you're not
afraid of drinking it while you're fo hot."
** Oh, I'm not afraid," fays fhe, drinking
plentifully of it, and fetting down the Mug
with a Sigh of relief. ** I'm better now,
but there was fuch a glare upon the River."
** Are you her Lady fhip's Woman ? " faid
I. With that, fhe fetches a deep Sigh ;
and, fays fhe, " I'm no better, now, and a
hard Life to me it is. I am the Daughter
of a poor Country Curate, who died and
left a large Family pennilefs: but my
MotheVy who married him for love,
had high Connections; fo Lady Betty
takes me for her Woman, partly, as
fhe fays, out of Charity, and partly
becaufe fhe prefers being ferved by a
TO The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
decayed Perfon of Condition. I have
twenty Pounds by the Year, and indeed
'tis hardly earned." *' That I can well
believe," faid I. '' But what can I do?"
fays fhe. '* My Lady has engaged to
give me enough caft-off Apparel, to keep
me in Clothing ; fo that I fhall be able to
fend the twenty Pounds to my Mother J'
*^ There'll be fome comfort to you in doing
that," faid I. " The greateft of comforts,"
fays fhe ; ** and 'tis that which keeps me
up, in fpite of hard Work, late Hours,
and contumely ; for no one has a better
and dearer Mother than I have." "Well,
the Chicken is done now," faid I. *' Shall
I carry it out for you ?" " Oh no, I dare
*^not remain behind," fays Gatty; ** but
" do you come along with me, for you will
*^ make me feel lefs lonely." So I went
with her according to her wifh ; and when
we came up to the Table, we found Lady
Betty talking about her foreign Travels;
for, it feemed fhe had been abroad with
my Lord her Father^ on fome public
Lady Bettys Folly » ii
Miffion or Ambaflade, to this and the
other diftant Land, that had formerly been
the Seat of War. And, to my Fancy, fhe
difcourfed agreeably enough of Bel-
grade, Peterwaradin, and Prince Eugene,
though my Lord did not feem to think fo;
for, once, he covered his Mouth with his
Hand to conceal a Yawn, not fo adroitly
but that my Lady perceived it; and there-
upon fhe immediately diverted her Conver-
fation to Sir Charles, and never fpoke to
his Lord/hip another Word. The Peters-
ham Chicken was too Grofs, as 'twas like
to be, with that monftrous quantity of
Butter : my Lady Betty was annoyed, and
faid Airs. Gatty had oiled it over the Fire,
darting at her a fide-look of Reproach.
It was fent away, and the Fruit fet upon
Table; and the Black Boy, producing a
Theorbo, fang foreign Airs while they
finifhed their Repafl. A brifk encounter
of Wits then enfuing between Mr. Caryl,
Mr. Arbuthnot, and Sir Charles, my Lady
prefently found herfelf cut out; .notwith-
12 T:he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
ftanding fhe made one or two inefFedtual
efforts to recover the lead; and extremely
mortified that fhe fhould, even for a few
Minutes, be Second, fhe threw herfelf
back in her Chair, called for Effences, and
bade Mrs. Gatty fupport her to the Houfe;
protefling fhe had the Vapours to that
degree, that nothing but Seclufion and
Repofe could reflore her fufficiently to
enable her to take Boat. The other two
Ladies, conftrained to follow her, made
wry Faces to one another behind her Back,
but accompanied her in-doors, leaving the
Gentlemen to faunter about, or fit over
their Wine. Having entered our little
Parlour and made a prodigious fufs, till we
were all in waiting on her, *' How horridly
"vapourifh I feel!" cries fhe; "But
** what ! Is that fome real Dragon China
''on the Mantel-Shelf? How did you
'' come by it, 'Mrs. Patty T'
I coldly replied, " My Father bought
'* it. Madam:'
'' And, thofe Jofi^es and Mandarins,"
Lady Betty's Folly. 13
purfues fhe, *' have pofitively the appear-
*' ance of being, nay, they are genuine !
''What lovely Chelfea China! Thefe
" ShepherdefTes fondling Lambs and Kids
*' are nearly equal to mine. Sure, can
'^ a Perfon of your Father s Condition,
'' Mrs. Patty, afford to be a Virtuofo ?''
" Had my Hujband not been a Virtuofo,
*' Madam,'' fays my Mother, quietly look-
ing up from making an Hippocrates' fleeve
for our Jelly, " thefe Girls had never
*' needed to keep a Bun-Houfe." Which
indeed, was true enough, for my Father,
who had been apprenticed to the firft
Jeweller in London, might have commanded
a flourifhing Bufinefs, and accumulated a
Fortune, but for his unhappy Tafle for
Articles of Virtu, which led him into con-
nection with unprincipled Men of Quality,
who ran in his Debt, and would have run
him through if he had dunned 'em ; and
that again led to his drowning Trouble in
Intemperance. So that, had not a Legacy,
opportunely left to my dear Mother for
14 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
her fole and feparate ufe, enabled her to
purchafe our prefent Houfe and Bufi-
nefs, for Prudence and me, 'twould have
fared ill with her and with us, and with
my poor Father too. And hitherto, we
had gone on fo fteadily and relped:ably,
that we had given general Satisfadlion,
and notwithflanding our unprotecfted State
(for my poor Father was almoft worfe than
no Proted:ion,) had kept good Names,
and met with no Let nor Hindrance.
Lady Betty, without vouchfafing more
than a Stare at the Speaker of the Words
jufl addrefled to her, turns her Head
flowly round towards me, and with more
Haughtinefs than I can defcribe, " Prithee,
" Mrs. Patty,'' fays fhe, " is that good
** Woman your Mother?''
Now certainly, to be a good Woman
is the chief Merit of our Sex; and to have
it acknowledged that one whom we dearly
love and reverence is ,fuch, ought to be
taken as a compliment, rather than the
other way : but yet I knew full well that
Lady Betty's Folly. 15
Lady Betty had not ufed this term refpedt-
fully and kindly, but quite the reverfe;
wherefore I replied, '^ Yes, Madam y' very
bluntly.
*' How are the Men amufing them-
"felves?" fays fhe to Lady Gracey who
was looking out of the Window.
** Mr. Caryl feems reading them a copy
*' of Verfes which diverts them hugely,"
faid Lady Grace.
" Odious Creature ! " cried Lady Betty y
forgetting all her Languor, and fanning
herfelf vehemently, '* A Man of Letters
" is the very worft pcffible Ingredient in
** a Party of Pleafure ; he thinks of No-
" thing but fliewing himfelf off. I'll never
*' invite another to a Folly. Sure 'tis Time
** for us now to think of returning.'*
'^ Were we not to wait for the Moon?"
fays Lady Grace,
" If you particularly wifh it, we will
'' do fo," fays Lady Betty, '' but I really
'' believe the evening Air on the Water
'' will kill me."
1 6 The Old Chelfea Bun-Hotife.
" Oh, then the Moon will be too ex-
" penfive a luxury/' fays Lady Grace, ** let
'* us return at once by all means."
And the Black Boy was inftantly fent to
prepare the Gentlemen for the reembark-
ation.
" Give me my Cardinal, Child," fays
Lady Betty to Gatty, *^ Why, what on
** Earth is the matter with your Hands ?
*' They are covered with a Rafh. Your
*' Face, too, is as red as this Velvet.
** Huh ! don't come near me ! Stay, let
** me rufli into the open Air. You are fick-
" ening with fome infedlious Complaint."
Poor Gatty ftood transfixed and aghaft ;
Lady Grace gave a little Shriek, and ran
to the door after Lady Betty ; while the
elder Lady, lefs abfurdly timorous, flood
at paufe, looking at the poor Girl, who
did, indeed, appear very much heated.
"You are really ill, I believe, young
" Woman," faid fhe flifHy. " What is to
" be done ? You cannot go back with
" us in the Boat."
Lady Betty s Folly, 17
And following Lady Betty ^ fhe held a
Dialogue with her in the open Air.
*' She can't come near me ; fhe fhan't
*' come near me/' cries Lady Betty vehe-
mently; and then the three Ladies talked
under their Breath. At length Lady Mary
returned.
" Young Woman," fays fhe; **Dear me,
** Mrs. Patty ^ you are very incautious, to
" hold her Hand that Way, with her Head
** refling on your Neck ; there's no know-
** ing what fhe may communicate."
" I'm not afraid of her communicating
** any Harm, Madam," faid L
*' I have come to afk you," refumes
Lady Mary, '' whether you know of any
" decent Lodging, where this young Per-
^' fon may be placed till her Illnefs declares
" itfelf one Way or another. I fuppofe
" there mufl be plenty of People that
** would readily take her in."
'' Indeed, Madam," faid my Mother,
again taking up the Word, '* if the
" Diforder be, as you feem to fuppofe.
I 8 T:he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
** infectious, I do not fee how we can afk
** any of our Neighbours to incur the
" Hazard of it; but, for myfelf, I am fo
" Httle fearful of the Confequences, that I
'* will undertake the Care of Mrs. Gatty, if
" Lady Betty wifhes it, till, as your Lady-
^^ /Jiip fays, her Illnefs declares itfelf one
*' Way or another."
** An excellent Plan ! extremely well
" thought of," fays Lady Mary. '' Of
" courfe. Lady Betty will remunerate you
*' handfomely for your Trouble."
" And Rifk," put in my Mother.
" And Rifk," repeated Lady Mary ;
" though, I proteft, I think there is none ;
** but that the young Woman has merely
" been overheated, and taken a Chill
" upon it."
Though Lady Mary fpoke not fincerely,
yet her expreffed Opinion was fo much like
my Mother s real one, that the Arrange-
ment was fpeedily concluded. And then,
after as much Fufs in departing as they
had made in arriving, thefe heartlefs
Lady Betty s Folly, 19
Denizens of the Great World quitted us ;
full of themfelves, caring very little for
each other, and leaft of all for the poor
Dependent left fick upon our Hands.
'* Thank Goodnefs they're gone ! " ex-
claimed Prudence y as the laft Ruftle of
Silk, and the laft empty Laugh was heard.
^* And now, where to beftow our young
" Charge?" faid my Mother.
** Oh, how kind you are to me!" faid
Gatty ; Tears rolling down her Cheeks.
*' Any Place will do."
'* I think Prudence muft fleep in the
'' little Clofet beyond my Chamber," faid
my Mot her y ** and then, Patty, you can
*' {hare your Bed with Mrs. Gatty, You
'* are not afraid. Child, are you ? "
' 'Afraid, Mother ? No ! "
Chapter II.
Mrs, Patty & Mrs, Gatty,
The Bed and Night-Clothes were foon
prepared ; and as I helped Mrs. Gatty to
undrefs, I could not help noting, that
though her Gown was of the plaineft
black Stuff, her under Garments were
beautifully Fine, and fitted to a Nicety;
which corroborated what fhe had faid of
her being a young Woman of good Con-
dition. ** You muft not alarm yourfelf,
*• Mrs. Gatty,'' faid I ; " you will very
" likely be quite well to-morrow."
" Don't call me Mrs. Gatty,' fays fhe.
*' Call me Gertrude, which is my proper
" Name, and it will put me in Mind of
'' Home."
Mrs. Patty & Mrs. Gatty, 2 1
" Well, then, Mrs. Gertrude;' faid I.
*' Not Mrs. at all, I entreat of you,''
faid fhe, ** plain, fimple Gertrude;'
** Simple Gertrude^ you may be," faid I,
" but plain Gertrude y you certainly are
'' not."
She fmiled faintly, and faid, '* Ah, you
"are very Kind, and mean kindly; but
*' the fineft Compliment in the World is
** of little Value to me, compared with
** a Word of Kindnefs: and yours only
" pleafes me fo far as Kindnefs is expreffed
** in it. And now, dear Mrs. Patty ^ let
" down the Curtain, and make the Cham-
" ber as dark as you can, and I will try
*^ to fleep; for my Head aches to Dif-
*' tradtion, and there is Nothing you can
** do for me."
When I went down Stairs, I found my
Mother mentioning Gattys Cafe to Dr.
Elwesy who frequently ftepped in to fmoak
a quiet Pipe under our Elms. He im-
mediately went up Stairs to fee her ; and
was guarded in pronouncing whether fhe
22 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
had a Fever, a Chill, a Surfeit, or what ; but
faid Time would difclofe, and he would
fee her again in the Morning. Mean-
while, fhe was to be kept Cool and Quiet;
and he would write a Prefcription for a
Compofing Draught; which accordingly
he did.
** And now, with refped: to Supper,"
faid I, when he was gone. " Dear me !
" who has thought, all this Time, of Mr.
Fenwick V
No one had remembered him; fo I
immediately carried up his Whey and
Buns, fmote to the Heart at his having
been fo entirely overlooked. When I
went in, he was ftill fitting at the Cafe-
ment. He faid, "Well, Leah!'" with a
gentle Smile, which affured me that he
had heard and remembered what had
paifed at Lady Betty's Table.
" Dear Sir," faid I, *' I am quite forry
" you fhould have been fo long forgotten.
** We have had fuch a noify Party this
" Afternoon."
Mrs, Patty & Mrs. Gatty. 23
*' Rather tumultuous certainly," faid he ;
" they helped to amufe me, and it was
" not my Fault that I heard every Word
'' they faid."
" How loudly High-Bred People laugh
"and talk. Sir!" faid I.
** I doubt if it be High-Breeding to do
" fo," faid he ; " Ill-Breeding it feems to
me."
'' What did you think. Sir, of Mr.
" Caryl f Mr. Paul, as they called him ?"
*' Well, I thought he tried to ferve the
" Peter/ham Chicken with Walpole Sauce."
'* He was very fmart and ready. Sir,
"wasn't he?"
'' Yes, Mrs. Patty, he had plenty of
" Repartee."
" What is a Repartee, Sir ?"
" A fmart Reply. When Mr. Pope,
" w^ho was deformed, afked a young
" Officer if he knew what a Note of
" Interrogation was, the other replied, * A
" little crooked Thing that afks Quef-
" tions.' That was a Repartee."
24 "the Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
" A very ill-natured One, though. Sir.
** When Sir Charles faid of the unfor-
'' tunate Emigrant Lady, * That Woman
" deferves a Crown,' and Mr. Paul re-
-joined, that he had not a Crown to lay
'' at her Feet, but he had Half-a-Crown
" very much at her Service : was that a
** Repartee?''
** Yes, it was fuggefted by the Remark
" of the Firft, and could not have been
" prepared. You have culled a Grain of
''Wheat, Mrs. Patty, from a Bufhel of
'' Chaff."
" You thought Lady Betty a great
'' Beauty, I fuppofe, Mr. Fenwick .^"
'' Well, fhe is what is called a Fine-
*' Woman, I believe. Fine Eyes, and
" Teeth; good Carriage of the Head."
'' Oh Sir ! had you feen her tofs that
*' Head at my poor Mother ! 'Twas as
** much as I could ftand ! "
'' I am glad, then, that I did not. She
** has Wit, however, but is too artificial,
*' flighty, and exa^ling. There's a degree
Mrs. Patty & Mrs. Gatty. 25
** of Coarfenefs about her. 'Twas fo hu-
" mourous, to hear her trying to recover
" her Supremacy in that Dialogue among
** the Men, when fhe began once and
" again * When I was at Peterwaradiuy
** and no one was liftening to her !"
" Except you and me. Sir. Well, I
'* muft not keep you from Supper."
** Nor muft I keep you ftanding. How
" are you going to manage about Mrs.
'' Gatty r'
^* She's going to fleep with me. Sir ; if
'' I fleep at all, that is."
'* You expedt a reftlefs Night."
" I doubt if I fhall lie down if fhe con-
** tinue as fhe is."
*' If you are going to fit up, you will
'* require Something to keep you awake.
*^ Shall I find you a Book to read ?"
*^ Do, if you pleafe. Sir ; I fhall grate-
" fully thank you ! ''
** Well then, what will you have? You
** know I have no Novels. Here is a
** charming Paper of Mr. Addison's, in
26 T^lie Old Chelfea Bun-H'oufe.
*^ one of the old SpeBatorSy which I was
** reading when you came in. * Cheerful-
" nefs preferable to Mirth,^ How well it
" opens! * I have always preferred Cheer-
** fulnefs to Mirth. The latter I confider
" as an Acfl, the former as a Habit of the
^^Mind."'
^* That will not take long in reading,
" Sir. Might I have one of Shakfpeare's
** Plays? I liked the Merchant of Venice
"fo much!"
" Certainly you may. Did you like
** Borneo and fuliet ? "
'' Not at all. Sir."
'^ Come, then, here is the Winter s Tale
** for you. Or ftay, here is Cymbeline,
** You will like much of it, though not
*' all ; for you have as nice a Tafle in
'' Books, Mrs. Patty, as your Father has
** in old China. Imogen is one of the
** pureft, lovelieft Creations of the Poet.
" When you get tired of her Companions,
'* turn the Leaf till you come to her, and
'^you won't fall afleep. Her two Brothers,
Mrs. Patty & Mrs, Gatty, 27
" too, in the Cave, are charming. What
*' a fine Leffon is given here, in a mere
" paffing Word of the Phyfician to the
** Oueen, againft Cruelty to dumb Ani-
" mals ! She tells him fhe experimen-
" talizes with Poifons on Creatures not
" worth the hanging ; and he tells her fhe
" hardens her Heart, and proceeding from
** low degrees to higher, will become
^* carelefs of inflicfling pain and death on
" fuperior Natures. Here it is, Mrs.
" Patty.'*
I took the Book, curtfeyed, and with-
drew ; thinking that this little Dialogue
with the good young Curate after the
Noife and Babble of Lady Betty's Party,
was like gazing on cool Green, after one's
Eyes had been dazzled by garifh Sunfhine.
Since he had lodged with us, to drink frefh
Whey and recover his Health, I, being the
elder and plainer Sifler of the two, had
principally waited upon him; though I
feldom encroached fo much on his Leifure
as on this Evening, which I partly ventured
'28 T:he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
on, becaufe I felt I had negledled him
during the Afternoon.
Mrs. Gatty pafTed a reftlefs Night, and
rambled a good deal, fancying herfelf at
Home, or what I concluded such; and
talking of, and to her Kinsfolk and
Intimates by name. What with attending
to her and reading my Play-Book, I got
not much Reft; but towards Day-Break,
she became Quiet; fo then I had a good
Nap, with my Cloathes loofened, but not
off, and awoke refrefhed, juft in time to
go and fee the Milk and Bread fent out,
which was my daily Duty.
Our's had become a large Concern. At
firft, we only fold Bread and Buns to thofe
who came to the Shop ; then we got on to
having two Carts, that went into Town
twice a Week ; then Whey was wanted,
and we had a Cow ; but the Cow was not
in Milk all the Year round, fo then we
had two ; and then we kept their Calves,
Priie and I undertaking to bring them up
by Hand ; and the pretty Creatures grew fo
Mrs. Patty & Mrs, Gatty, 29
fond of us, that they would run round the
Meadow after us if we but held out our
Finger to them. In fliort, our Milk and
Whey became in fuch repute, that we got
on from two Cows to fix, and at length
to Twelve, and had the largeft Milk-walk
in the neighbourhood. Our man Andrew^
who was from Devon/hire y looked after the
Dairy ; and Saunders, who was a Scot, was
our Baker ; but a Miftrefs's Eye is worth
two Pair of Hands ; and one Reafon of our
Succefs was undoubtedly that we looked
clofely after our Bufinefs ourfelves, no
matter how much Money was coming
into the Till.
Dr. Elwes ufed to fay, that he never
knew better Samples of a genteel Induftry
than in our Eftablifhment ; but doubtlefs,
the good Doctor's Judgment was fomewhat
biaifed by his Partiality for my dear Mother ;
whom, I am bold to think, if he had
known her before fhe was married, and
before he himfelf had rifen from the
Ranks, (if one may fay fo of a Civilian,)
30 T^he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
he would have gladly made his Wife.
What a different Lot for my poor Mother I
But then, the whole Story of our Lives
would have been altered, and the Divine
Purpofes quite otherwife manifefted ; and
my poor Father would have gone down
the Stream, with ne'er a Hand held out to
draw him towards Shore.
Juft as I was booking the Loaves put
into the Carts, up rides Mr. Arbuthnot on
a mighty fine Horfe. He was, as good
Mr. Matthew Henry fays of Prince
Adonijah, a pretty, comely young Gentle-
man ; and he lighted down, and gave his
Bridle to Peter^ and ftept up to me, to
inquire how fared Mrs. Gatty, faying that
he hoped to make himfelf welcome to
Lady Betty by carrying good news, there-
fore had ridden to Chelfea before Breakfaft.
I replied fhe had had a difturbed Night,
but was then fleeping ; on which, having
not much more to fay, and feeing me
bufied, he went his ways.
Juft then, my Mother called over the
Mrs, Patty & Mrs, Gatty. 31
Stair-Head, in rather an agitated Voice, to
inquire whether my Father had yet got his
Difh of ftrong green Tea ; and knowing
that he had come Home fomewhat con-
vivial in the Middle of the Night, and was
likely to be troubled with Head-Ache,
low Spirits, and Ill-Humours this Morning,
I haftily w^ent into the back Parlour.
But there was dear Prudence already at
her Pofl, frefh as a Primrofe, with the Tea
brewed, and the Table fpread with a
tempting variety of Meats, frefh Eggs, and
hot Rolls, not one of which had my poor
Father the Appetite to tafte, but fat with
trembling Hands, endeavouring to pour
the Cream into his Tea without fpilling
it. On my coming in, he looks up and
fays : — ■
*^Have thofe Rafcals brought the Ham-
"per yet?"
'' What Hamper, Father ? "
<* Why, a Hamper and Packing-Cafe of
*' Chelsea China I bought at the Aud:ion-
" Rooms yefterday."
32 rhe Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
*^ Alas, Father, have you been buying
"more China?"
" Yes, I have, Mifs Patty , more by
** Token, I bought it as a CompHment to
** your Mother, and outbade my Lord
** Fribble ; so what have you to fay to that
^'now?"
" Dear Father, my Mother will feel the
" compliment ; but, had you let it alone,
*' 'twould have been the greater Kindnefs."
** That's a Solecifm, Patty ; but here
comes Peter with the Cafe ; and here comes
your Mother to fee it unpacked."
As 'twas no use to crofs him about a
Thing that was done, I ran to be my dear
Mother's ** live Walking-Stick ; " and when
I had fettled her in her Eafy-Chair, with
all her little Comforts about her, fhe takes
Breath, and fays to my Father, " Good
Morning, my Dear."
** Good Morning, my Dear," replies he;
*' this is our Wedding-Day;" and got up,
and kiffed her.
This was fo unlike his ufual Mood,
Mrs. Patty & Mrs, Gatty. 33
that Prudence and I were surprised and
touched.
" I dare fay now/' purfues he, " that
^' you had forgot it ?''
*' Oh no, Mr. Honeywood, — my Dear, I
*^ mean," fays my Mother ^ wiping her eyes,
'' I remembered it before I got out of Bed
" — and the last thing overnight, too. Td
** no Notion your Memory would be fo
" good, my dear."
" Well," fays he, " it feems we each
** did the other Injuftice, this Time — a good
** Thing if we never do fo any more. But
'* I remembered it yefterday, and bought
'* you a little Trifle, in Token of it."
** lamfure I am much obliged to you, my
" Dear," fays my M^Z/z^T. " Pray what is it ? "
** You fhall fee what you fhall fee — you
" fhall fee what you fhall fee," repeats he
very deliberately, proceeding to take the
Silver Paper off fundry little Figures, as
Peter difengaged them from the Straw —
** The five Senfes, my Dear — the greateft
** Bargain I evef knew."
34 T^he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
My poor Mother lifted up her Hands
and Eyes. " At your old Tricks again, Mr.
** Honey woody' faid fhe softly.
** Old Tricks ! " repeated he, with the
Air of an injured Man; ** why, thefe are
** the moft exquilite little Gems you ever
"saw! A Nobleman could not make a
" more delicate Prefent to his Miftrefs. —
** Look at this charming little Creature
" ftroking her Lapdog . . . and this high-
" bred Toaft taking a Pinch of SnufF, this
** Lady of Quality fipping Tokay, and this
" Opera-belle ready to fwoon with Extafy
" at Bononcini — where are your Eyes, my
"Dear?"
" Ah, Mr. Honey woody you know the
" old Saying, * Pleafe the Eye and plague
" the Heart.' "
" Plague my Heart, then ! " cries he in
rifing Dudgeon, " if you are not the moft
" hard to pleafe of any Woman alive.
" Why, a Peer bade againft me ! "
" My Dear, I wifh the Lot had been
" knocked down to him. Thefe are fuit-
Mrs. Patty & Mrs. Gatty. 35
" able Toys for a Perfonage of that Con-
** dition, but not for us. Why, now, I
^' venture to fay this Set coft you five and
** twenty Pounds, at the loweft Figure."
" Five and twenty ? You may add
" Something to that. Why, Mrs. Honey-
" woody you muft be a Dolt, to know their
** Value no better than that, or elfe you are
** faying fo to incenfe me !"
" Indeed, my Dear, I have learnt the
" World's Value for fuch Things but too
" well, by having to pay for them fo often.
^^ Are thefe paid for?"
" Confuiion, Madam ! Do you mean
" to doubt my Honour ? "
** Why really, Mr. Honey woody you have
** fo little ready Money except what is
** earned by thefe poor Girls, that I might
*' be excufed for afking. And in Truth
'* I do not feel it fo much of a Compliment
" as I could wifh, to have Prefents bought
" to gratify your own Tafte, which you
*^ know do not fuit mine, and after all, be
'' obliged to pay the Bill."
36 The Old Chelfea Bun-House.
" This is Language I will ftand from no
" Woman."
" Nay, Mr. Honeywood, juft look at thofe
" ShepherdefTes on the Mantel-Shelf, and
" fay if it were not fo with them ,. . ."
. . . (Smafh went the ShepherdefTes.)
** The Senfes fhall go next," cried he,
" if you fay another Word ! Don't ding
" to me, Patty! They fhall."
" Dear Father ^ my Mother is not going
" to fay another Word. Pray be calm."
" I proteft . . ." begins my Mother.
** Dear Mother y pray don't — Father!
" Father ! Pray withdraw — as a Favour!"
** What ! be turned out of the Room
^' like a chidden Child ? Your Fat her y
" Mrs. Patty ? I'll fit here till Dinner,
" I vow. Pruey fetch me the Daily
** Courant, and a clean Pipe."
" It has not come in yet. Father,'*
** Hang it! everything is out of joint!
" I fhall go to the Trumpet ^ in Sheer Lane,
" and you won't hear of me again, any of
" you, for a good While."
Mrs. Patty & Mrs. Gatty. 37
Prue and I tried to ftay him, but in
vain. My Mother was fhedding filent
Tears.
" Heaven forgive me," faid fhe, " if I
" fpoke too warmly, or crollly. After his
** Kifs, and all! it feemed fo ungracious to
" take it amifs. But I know too well, he
** only ufed our Wedding-day as a BUnd,
** and if he gets into thefe old Ways again,
** he will not merely end his own Days in
" Jail, but fend you there too. So that
^* proteft I muft, if I hadn't another Breath
*' to draw!''
About Noon, Mr. yames, one of Lady
Betty s laced Footmen, came to inquire
after a Diamond Ring her Ladyfhip faid
Gatty muft have dropped on the Grafs.
We looked for it carefully, but could not
find it.
** I dare fay we fhall find that my Lady
'' has it at Home all the While," fays Mr.
James (which, indeed, proved afterwards
to be the Cafe). ** However, if it
" fhould not turn up. Woe to poor Mrs.
38 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
** Gatty ! She will lie under awful Blame
" for Heedleffnefs, if not be counted a
" Thief. And pray how is Mrs. Gatty this
** Morning ? we Servants are all concerned
** for her, fhe is fo gentle and pretty-
" behaved, though fhe does keep us at a
*^ Diftance ! I wifh to know on my own
** Account, I affure you, as well as to take
" back the News to my Lady, though fhe
" does not care much about her, except as
** far as her own Convenience goes."
** Mrs. Gatty continues very ill," said
I, ^* and has twice been feen by a Phy-
" fician, who thinks fhe will take fome
" Time to recover. You may as well
*' report this to Lady Betty y for the Dodlor
^^ had not paid his fecond Vifit when Mr.
" Arbiithnot called."
"'Mr. Arbuthnot! Why fhould he
"call?" fays lAx, James. *' Lady Betty
** would be mad enough to think he took
" the Trouble of knowing whether Mrs.
** Gatty were alive or dead."
** He called in order to report her
Mrs. Patty & Mrs. Gatty. 39
'' Condition to Lady Betty ^ said I. " Rely
" on it," faid Mr. Jamesy ** he called on
" his own Account, for Humanity sake, if
" nothing more. He hasn't been near my
" Lady to-day, and I had it from his Man
*' that he has gone down to dine in the
'' Country with the old Earl ; that's Lady
** Grace's Father. Sure, he muft have
'' named Lady Grace, not Lady Betty.''
There was no more to be faid, and I
never encourage mere Tattle; but I
thought that good and pretty as Gertrude
was, it could be no Advantage to have a
Gentleman like IsAv . Ar but knot conctvnmg
himfelf about her.
We are all mighty fond of high Matches ;
not confidering that what is a high Match
on one Side muft be a low one on the
other; and that there is little real Hap-
pinefs to be looked for where Eftates are
widely unequal.
I afked Mr. James whether my Lady
were not much put out by the Lofs of her
Woman's Services.
40 T^he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
He replied, ** Oh no, fhe keeps one for
" Shew and one for Ufe. Mrs. Gattyy
** for as hard a Life as fhe leads, does
" Nothing in Comparifon of Madam Pom-
^* poriy who is the real Waiting-Maid of
** the two. But my Lady requires a
** fecond, who fhall have white Hands,
** and do Quantities of fine Work, and be
** at her Beck and bear with her Humours.
'* Why fhould fhe not require two Women
** to few in her Ante-Chamber, as well as
** two Men to hang behind her Chariot?"
Two Women and two Men to wait
upon one ! Well ! there mufl needs be
different Levels; and maybe the Time will
come when Habits of Living fhall be
fimpler. I have read, in one of Mr. Fen-
wick's Books, of an Englijh King in old
Times, that had his Barge rowed by eight
other Kings. And of another, that had a
Menial whofe fole Office was to lie under
the Table, and chafe and cherifh his Ma-
jefly's Feet in cold Weather. King Adoni-
bezek had threefcore and ten Kings, having
Mrs. Patty & Mrs, Gatty. 41
their Thumbs and great Toes cut off, that
gathered their Meat under his Table.
The making one's own Glory lie in the
abjed: or lowly State to which we reduce
others, always feems to me to relifh of Bar-
barifm, however high Degree may carry
it off.
Chapter III.
'The Houfehold of a Virtuofo.
Ah ! how forry a Thing is it, when a
Man's Abfence from his own Home is felt
by all the Houfehold to be a Relief! My
poor Father kept his Word, of not coming
nigh us, for a good While ; and, could we
have been aiTured of his being well, and
doing well, there would have been no
Alloy to our Comfort under the Depriva-
tion, however we might feel afhamed to
acknowledge it.
The unfortunate Habit of buying Things
he did not want, had become a Kind of
Difeafe, that I verily think he could no
longer controul ; but it might have been
checked in its firft Beginnings in early Life,
The Houfehold of a Virtuofo, 43
for it could not have been born with him.
How careful fhould People be to fhun the
firft Temptations to needlefs and lawlefs
Expenditure ! inftead of putting them-
felves in the Way of it, as I am free to fay
many do, out of mere Wantonnefs. 'Tis
they that keep up our Lace-Shops and
Audlions, on whofe Spoils unprincipled
Dealers grow rich, while honefter People
cannot get their Bills paid by them, and fo
are ruined. Lady Betty's Man had fcarce
left us, when I went to my Father s Ward-
robe, to put away fome Linen I had been
repairing; when, in one of the Drawers,
I came upon five Pairs of red Silk Stock-
ings, worth eight or ten Shillings the Pair,
that had never been fo much as put on !
He had bought them, years ago, to wear
with his Sad-coloured Coat and Scarlet
Waiftcoat; but the Fafhion for them had
already gone by, and one Pair would have
fufficed a Man that needed 'em fo feldom ;
whereas, I warrant, he took an Half-
Dozen.
44 'Th^ Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
To return to the Matter in Hand. When
I carried Mr. Fenwick his Chocolate
and Ruflcs, I found him with Writing
Implements and Papers all about, hurriedly-
affixing his fine Carnelion Seal to a fome-
what bulky Packet. I faid, '* Dear Heart,
** Sir, are you prudent, do you think, in
*' writing fo much ? "
" If you cut me off from writing, Mrs.
** Patty,'' fays he, with his pleafant Smile,
** pray what do you leave me ? I am
** already forbidden to talk, I am unable
" to walk, and I cannot always be reading.
" Oblige me by porting this Packet by a
** fafe Hand ; or flay, here is a Shilling for
** a fpecial MefTenger, if you will find
'' one."
I faid, ^* I will. Sir," and happening to
cafl my Eye abfently on the Superfcription
of the Packet as I withdrew, I faw that it
was addreffed to Mr. Paul Caryl, Will's
Coffee-Houfe, which flruck me, as I knew
not that he was any Acquaintance of Mr.
Fenwick! s.
T^he Houfehold of a Virtuofo. 45
Mrs. Gatty continued exceeding ill all
that Day, her Tongue forked and crimfon-
red, her Eyes wandering, and her Delira-
tion incefTantly finding Vent in an inco-
herent Babble, of which few Words could
be made out, fo thick and quick was her
Voice. When Dr. Elwes faw her next,
he fhook his Head, and laying his Hand
kindly on my Shoulder, ^* You are in for
" it now, Mrs. Patty" fays he. '' I don't
" believe you will take Infecflion, but it
** may be as well to keep yourfelf to your-
" felf, and not go below, efpecially to your
" younger Sifter. This poor Thing's Fever
*' will turn in a few Days ; and in the
** mean Time, you muft continue to be
** what you have begun, by being a good
** Samaritan J*^ I dropped a few Tears to
hear him talk thus, but he bade me by no
Means to give Way to low Spirits, but take
plenty of generous Nouriftiment ; and he
would fet them on their Guard below,
without frightening them. He alfo faid
fomewhat of an hired Nurfe, but I begged
46 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
him not to think of it, unlefs indeed I
fhould fall fick myfelf, and then I would
rather have one than endanger Prue,
When he was gone, I kneeled down and
prayed ; then rofe with much Compofure
and fat down to my Work, which was
making a Net to keep the Flies from the
Paftry, occafionally laying it afide to render
the poor Sufferer what Attention {he re-
quired.
By and by I heard the Tap of my dear
Mother^s Walking-Stick, coming up the
Stairs ; but I would by no Means let her
in, only fpoke to her through the Door,
as cheerfully as I could, and bade her take
Care of dear Prue and her dear Self.
The next few Days and Nights were
very trying. I obtained a nearer Sight of
the dark Valley we muft all pafs through
foon or late than I had ever done before.
It feemed to throw an entirely different
Hue over the Face of natural and fpiritual
Things, and to fhew the littlenefs of many
Things that are commonly confidered great.
"The Houfehold of a Firtuofo. 47
and the greatnefs of many that are con-
lidered Uttle.
At length the Fever took a Turn, and
poor Gatty opened her Eyes with a Look
that had Senfe and Recognition in it. She
faid, *'Oh me, how weak I am ! Are you
" flill here, dear Mrs. Patty ? How ftrange
'' it feems to me to be lying a-bed without
*^ hearing my Lady pulling her Bell, and
** rapping the Floor with her Slipper!"
I bent over her and kiffed her wan Lips,
which fhe requited by a thankful Smile,
and then dozed off into what I was ready
to believe was a reftoring Sleep. I was
very defirous not to difturb it, fo fat per-
fectly ftill at my Netting, clofe to the open
Window, through which the warm Sum-
mer Air came refrefhingly, without waving
the white Curtains of the Bed. Mr.
Fenwick's Window, which was alfo open,
was immediately below ; and through it I
could hear Voices, and what they were
faying. I fhould remark that I afterwards
learnt from Prue^ that, from the Time of
48 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
my confining myfelf above Stairs, Mr.
Fenwicky upon whom it had been her Por-
tion to wait, had been uncommon reftlefs
and fidgetty.
"*He fo feldom received a Vifitor, that I
was furprifed to hear a Man's Voice in his
Chamber. Nor did I at firft think I had
ever heard it before.
Prue had probably announced the Name
without its reaching me; for the firft Ex-
clamation I heard was from Mr. Fenwick,
who appeared to ftart from the Window-
Seat, with, '* Sir ! — This Condefcenfion con-
" fers both Honour and Pleafure ! "
" Don't name it," faid the other eafily,
** the Pleafure is mine. I came to fee the
'* ingenious Madman to whom I was.indebted
** for the Letter and the Manufcript."
** Madman?" repeated Mr. Fenwick,
deprecatingly.
** Yes, Madman," reiterated the other,
^*for who, in his Senfes, would addrefs a
** Poem to a Patron almoft as pennilefs as
^^himfelf?"
'The Houfehold of a Virtuofo. 49
" Sir, there are other Claims to Reve-
" rence," replied Mr. Fenwick, ** beiides
'' thofe of Wealth."
" Truly I hope fo/' replied his Vifitor,
" but I don't know that they are germane
" to the prefent Queftion. You write a
" Poem; you want a Meccenas; and inflead
*' of addreffing a laudatory Dedication to
** fome Peer of Mark and Magnitude, you
" light upon a poor Brother Witling and
** Authorling like myfelf."
'' Your Courtefy leffens not the Diftance
** between us," faid Mr. Fenwick ; ** you
" are a recognifed Wit and fuccefsful Man
'' of Letters ; I only a poor Afpirant."
" Aye, Man, but Wits don't make one
** another's Fortunes. S/iak/peare, Spenfer^
" and yonfon^ did not dedicate to one
** another. Shakfpeare had his Southamp-
** /d?;2 ; Spenfer his Raleigh y Sidney y Hatton,
'* Burleigh y a whole Cloud or Galaxy of
** Sponfors."
" There's fomething wrong and humili-
'* ating in the Syftem," faid Mr. Fenwick.
5© T!he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
" Something rotten in the State of
^'Denmark?'' faid the other. "Truly
" there is ! Shakfpeare may have un-
" feignedly admired Southampton and
" Spenfer Sidney ; but the relation between
** Patron and Client has degenerated into
** Something unworthy of free, upright
*' Minds. Does my Thought jump with
"yours?**
" It does, I confefs to you. I am poor ;
" moft of our Fraternity are. I am cut
" off from my profeffional Duties, and
" have employed a Seafon of Leifure, and
" cheated fome Hours of Languor, by
'* what, it muft be owned, I compofed for
" downright Pleafure rather than for Gain.
" Yet a Man does not willingly let his
*' cheriihed Thoughts die.''
" Certainly not."
" Therefore I afpired to fee mine in
" Print ; infcribed not to fome bloated
" Peer, more competent to decide on the
" Merits of a Pipe of Bordeaux than of
"an Ode by Horace, but to fome one
'The Houfehold of a Virtuofo. 51
** whofe Genius and turn of Thought I
" fincerely admired."
*' Mr. Fenwicky have you a private For-
*^tune?"
" Oh no. Sir . . . only a poor Curacy
** of fifty Pounds a Year."
*' Your Taftes are expenfive, let me
" tell you, for a poor Man. Had you
** v^rit your Dedication to my Lord Earl-
^^ Jloke inftead of to me, he might have
" given you twenty Pounds ! "
** I would rather have burned my
'' Poem."
'^ Sir Charles S eft on might have given
**you thirty."
*' But had I faid to him what I have faid
** to you, it would have been a Lie."
" Pooh ! you are too nice. Why, Man,
" I have writ Dedications myfelf. I know
** the Market- Value of thefe Things.
" Moreover, the Bookfellers will laugh at
" you, and probably will refufe to print."
" Well, Sir, no great Harm done ; I
" fhall be disappointed, but not heart-
52 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
** broken. Happy for me, I am not writ-
" ing for Bread."
" Hark ye, Mr. Fenwick — "
And I could not catch the Senfe nor
Connexion of what followed. Mr. Caryl
feemed to lead away quite from the Sub-
jedl in Hand to College Matters, and afking
Mr. Fenwick's Opinion about this and
t'other Poet; for fuch I took 'em to be,
becaufe they got upon fuch Names as
Lucretius and Catullusy and others ending
in usy the which I had ktn tagged to the
Mottoes of the Tatler and Spectator. And
they feemed to talk over their Merits, and
declare their own Opinions of them,
which did not agree, becaufe I heard Mr.
Caryl laugh at Mr. Fenwick for battling fo
ftoutly with his Patron, Then they got
on to Greek Play- Writers, I think, and
feemed more of a Mind, and to warm
mightily and fpout favourite Paflages, each
inciting and kindling the other, fo that
'twas quite pleafant to hear 'em, even with-
out underftanding a Word of what they
"The Houfehold of a Vtrtuofo, 53
were faying ; and I was glad Mr. Fenwick
had Company fo much to his Mind, that
would make the Morning fly away fo fafl ;
and only hoped he might not over-exert
himfelf, and fuff'er for it afterwards. Then
I fell to thinking that if fuch were his
Taftes and Capacities, what a wide, wide
Barrier there mufl be between his culti-
vated Mind and our uncultivated Minds,
and how trite and poor mufl feem to him
the very beft Remarks that we could offer!
And while I was purfuing this Thought,
and forgetting to hearken to their Dif-
courfe, I was recalled to it all at once by
hearing Mr. Caryl fay,
** This won't do; I mufl be off. Good
*^Day, Sir!"
And, in fhaking Hands with Mr. Fen-
wicky I fuppofe he endeavoured to leave a
Purfe in his Hand ; for I heard Mr. Fen-
wick quite energetically fay,
" Oh no ! No indeed ! I cannot think
''of it for a Moment! It mufl not be
''fo!"
54 T^he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
And the other; " Nay, but it mujl be fo !
" For once, you muft flatter my Vanity by
*^ letting me fancy myfelf a Lord Earl-
''ftoker
" That would, on the contrary, be to
'* humble your Vanity. In a Word, Sir, I
"cannot! you mufl grant me my Pride,
" inflead of pretending to gratify your
" Vanity ; and my Pride is to be a free
" Man, and fpeak the Truth unpaid."
** Well, you are an Eccentricity. I'm
** afraid you won't find it anfwer in the
**long Run. I'll tell you what I'll do;
" for I muJl do Something. Cave will
"flout at the very idea of publifhing
" Poems with such a Dedication as yours ;
" permit me the Ufe of your Manufcript
" for a Day or two. I'll read a Pafl^age
*^ of it here and there at my Coff'ee-Houfe,
" and ditto at Dodfley'sy fing its Praifes,
" and make a Myfl:ery of its Author ;
" inflead of off'ering it him for Publication,
" I'll wait till he makes Advances to me.
" See if that won't do ! "
'The Houfehold of a Virtuofo. 55
** Mr. Caryl, you are making me your
" Slave — I mean, your Debtor, for Life!"
" Why, a Debtor is a fort of Slave to
** his Creditor, you free Man ! See how
"foon you are chained! However, don't
" let us reckon our Chickens before they
" are hatched. The Plan may take, or
" may fail. Farewell/'
And I heard him lightly run down
Stairs; and looking foftly out of my
Window, I could fee Mr. Fenwick leaning
on his Window-Sill, his Cheek refting on
his Hand, in profound and, I doubt not,
blifsful Reverie. Perhaps a Man more
peacefully happy than he was at that
Moment did not exift.
Chapter IV,
l^he Chinefe Parlour,
Mrs. Gattfs Fever having now turned,
'tis incredible the Gratitude fhe expreffed
to me for all my Care of her during the
courfe of it. I may fay that during the
whole Term, the only Concern Lady
Betty ihewed whether fhe were likely to
fink or fwim, was conveyed in a fingle
MefTage, and that of the briefefl; to
know, was fhe about yet? a likely Thing,
when the Girl was at that Moment in a
Fever-Lethargy ! Gatty took it mighty
little to Heart, I muft fay for her, when
fhe learned how little Recolled:ion of her
had been intimated ; and fhe faid, with a
The Chinefe Parlour. 57
Smile, {he was ready to wifh they fhould
forget her altogether, fo content was fhe to
remain, and fo loth to go back.
And now her Appetite mended apace,
and fhe began to regain Colour and Flefh,
and the Chamber was fumigated, and fhe
had a warm Bath, and Dr. Elwes pro-
nounced that fhe might go below with
Safety to herfelf and others. We refolved
to make a little Feflival of it, and afked
him to fup with us, which he cheerfully
confented to ; and I had Pleasure in comb-
ing out Gattys long fine Hair, which fhe
was yet unequal to doing herfelf, and ar-
ranging her Drefs with fome Air of Smart-
nefs.
After this, fhe reclined in the Arm-Chair
by the Window, to repofe herfelf a little
before fhe went down Stairs. Meanwhile,
I tended a Rofe that grew in a Pot that
flood in the Window-Sill, and had jufl
finifhed watering it, when, as Ill-Luck would
have it, the Water, filtering too quickly
through the Pot, descended copioufly on
58 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
fome one who had got his Head out of
the Window beneath.
** Hallo ! Who's that, giving me a
** Shower-Bath?" cries Mr, Fenwick ; at
the firft Sound of whofe Voice I drew
my Head in quickly, and we both fell a
laughing.
*' Don't let us anfwer," fays Gatty,
" Let us both put our Heads out at
'' the fame Moment/' faid I, '^ and then
** he won't know which it was."
It was a pert Thing to do, but we were
just then in cheerful Spirits ; so we looked
out, without looking down, quite uncon-
cernedly.
" I am glad to fee you fo much better,
*' Mrs. Gatty,'' said Mr. Fenwick; ** poor
" Mrs. Patty, though, looks all the worfe
" for her ihutting up. You remind me
** of the two Damfels in Don ^ixote,
** looking through the Inn-Casement, and
*' plotting Mifchief "
" Oh no. Sir," fays Gatty, fo foftly
that I only heard her, and immediately
The Chinefe Far lour. 59
withdrawing and fitting down. I did the
fame, actuated by that namelefs Feeling
which often tells Women what is feemly
and becoming for them to do, without
enabling them to fay why.
Mrs. Gatty fhyly begged me to go down
firft, becaufe fhe faid my Mother and Sifter
would be glad to fee me ; which indeed
they were. Prue had fet out our little
Parlour in the prettied Way imaginable. —
My Father's Arm- Chair was placed for
Gatty at the little Gothic Window wreathed
with Jeflamine ; my Mother s Chair was
in its accuftomed Place. This Room was
hung with a very expenfive Chinefe Paper,
that had coft my Father I am afraid to fay
how much per Yard, and which was
covered with Groups of Chinefe Figures
illuftrating the Manners and Cuftoms of
that Empire, depicfled with extraordinary
Livelinefs and Verifimilitude ; no two
Groups alike. This Paper-hanging had
been Prue's and my Pifture-Gallery for
many a Year ; and when we were Chil-
6o The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
dren, and my Father had it by him in
Pieces, we had needed no other Enter-
tainment on rainy Days ; preventing the
long Rolls from curling up by fetting a
Caddy on one End, and a Work-Box on
the other. Correfponding with this Paper
were fundry JofTes and Jars, much fitter
for Lady Betty than for us; and the
Mantel-Shelf was decorated with Nofegays
of frefh Flowers ; my Mother having put
the Five Senfes carefully away, for Fear
they fhould fliare the Fate of the Shepherd-
efles. As for the Tea-Table, never was
fuch a Spread ! Fancy-Bread, Buns, and
Cakes of all Defcriptions, cold Fowl,
marbled Veal, delicate Slices of pink Ham,
and a fuperb Difli of ripe Grapes. Dear
Pruey whom I had not feen for fome
Days, was blooming with Health and
Sprightlinefs. She had put on a pretty
chintz Muflin over her Pea-green filk
Petticoat, with a Knot or two of pale
pink Ribbon to her Stomacher, and her
befl: Muflin Apron worked with Panfies
The Chinefe Parlour. 6i
and Sweet-Peas. A Sweet-Pea flie was
herfelf ! fo brightly, delicately tinted with
Colour ! fo pliant, flim, and debonnaire !
When we were little Girls, kind Dr.
Elwes had been wont to fay we were as
like as two Peas, — two Sweet-Peas ; but
fomehow, I fell oiF afterwards, loft my
Bloom and Frefhnefs, grew lanky and
angular, while Prues fcarlet Lips and
carmine Cheeks, and violet-blue Eyes,
grew brighter and deeper every Day; only
(he flopped growing too foon, and, but
for her neat Make, would have been too
round.
Well, I went up for Mrs. Gatty^ and
entering fomewhat too foftly, furprifed her
on her Knees. She flightly coloured as
fhe rofe, but faid Nothing, and putting
her Arm within mine, went down Stairs ;
having doubtleflly vented her Gratitude
for late Mercies received, in pious Ejacu-
lation, which made me love her all the
better. My Mother's and Sifter's Reception
of her was moft cordial, to which fhe
62 "The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
refponded with the utmoft Cheerfulnefs ;
and we vied with one another in Alacrity
in conducfling her to her Seat, and bolftering
her up in it. ** Of courfe, you know,"
faid I to Prudence y ** that Dr. Elwes is
going to join us by and by." — ^* Oh, yes,"
fays fhe, **and Mr. Fenwick too;" which
ftartled me a little, and made me caft a
furtive Glance at myfelf in a little oval
Mirrour in a Shell-work Frame that hung
by the Window. The View was not
fatisfad:ory ; in dreffing Gertrude^ I had
neglecfted bellowing Pains on myfelf:
befides, my wan Look and heavy Eyes
were what no Pains could remedy. I
fuppreffed a little Sigh, and looked at
Gatty, Pale as (he yet was, even Prue^s
Beauty faded before hers, into the buxom
Bloom of a Milkmaid. Gertrude's Love-
linefs was independent of red and white,
though the delicate Muflin Kerchief over
her Neck was not purer than the lily
Throat it enclofed. For Convenience fake,
I had tied her abundant Hair in a Club
T^he Chinefe Parlour. 63
behind, low down on the Poll, with a
broad black Ribband ; her Gown was of
the plaineft mourning Stuff; yet there fhe
fate, an enthroned Queen for Beauty in its
Glory, without being in the leaft confcious
of it. Of courfe. Angels are beautiful with-
out being vain; I think G^//y was as removed
from Vanity as an Angel, and almoft as
beautiful. There was a Dignity, Repofe,
and Thought about her, that made you
conclude her Mind to be fet upon Some-
thing high, even without her fpeaking a
Word. As all this ftruck me, I felt in-
clined to flip away and smarten myfelf;
but then thought, why fhould I ? Tm
trim and neat, though neither pretty nor
gay; to aim at matching Gatty would be
futile ; and as for looking wan, why, /hes
my Reward ; for, in nursing her into Health,
I have neglected my own.
So I remained as I was ; and prefently
came down Mr. Fenwick, who. Prudence
told me, had been quite another Man fince
Mr. CaryFs Vifit. Clofe on his Heels
64 "The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
followed Dr. Elwesy in his beft Wig and
Ruffles, with a Flower in his Button-Hole;
fo our gala Preparations were by no Means
in vain. Then our little Feaft began :
with two such Men at Table, 'twould
have been furprifing if good Converfation
had been wanting, and every one feemed
in happy Tune. As for the Doctor, he
was quite on the merry Pin, praifed the
Cream, Butter, and Cakes, partook of
Everything, and complimented us hand-
fomely all round. I believe my dear Mo-
ther had not had fuch a tranquilly pleafant
Evening for many a Day. I prefided at
the Tea-Board, which was fupplied with
fairy-like Cups without Handles, of real
China, and the Tea-Caddy was real Chinese
too, one of my poor Father's Purchafes.
Prue tripped off now and then into the
Shop; but our Man Peter was on Duty
there, as well as Saunders's Daughter, fo
that we could leave the Bufinefs pretty
fafely in their Charge.
All at once enters Nanny Saunders from
The Chinefe Parlour. 65
the Shop, with a Face as red as Currant-
Jelly; and, ** Sir, — Mr, Fenwickf" fays
fhe, " here's a Gentleman of Quality
"inquiring for you!" and without more
ado, ufhers Mr. Paul Caryl in upon us.
For my Part, I felt greatly confufed ;
the reft expreffed by their Looks fimple
Surprife, all except Mr. Fenwicky who, up-
fetting his Cup (which luckily was empty)
in his Hurry to rife, and colouring very
red, haftened to meet his Gueft.
" Faith, I find you pleafantly engaged,
" Sir ! '' were the eafy, lively Words firft
fpoken by our Man of Fafhion. " Don't
" let me difturb any one, pray. — May I
" requeft to be prefented to the Ladies ? "
And he bowed upon my Mother's Hand as
if fhe had been a Duchefs, faluted Prue
and me more diftantly, and flood at paufe
for a Moment when he came to Gatty,
then bowed low, noticed the Doctor, and
then turned to Mr. Fenwick.
** I've good News for you," faid he
gaily, " fo thought I would bring it my-
66 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
" felf. I know how I fhould have Hked
** it, had I been in your Place. But fup-
** pofe we poftpone it a Httle, and enjoy
*' the Goods the Gods provide us. Why
** fhould we forget the univerfal Doom of
" Man — * Fruges confumere nati' ? Ha,
*^Sir?''
I mutely offered him a Difh of Tea,
which he immediately accepted ; and, as
he fipped it, he addreffed fome trifling
Remark to my Mother, who cheerfully
replied. Many Perfons would have been
completely fluttered by the Entry of an
unexpedied Guefl, of a Grade fo removed
from their own ; but my Mother never
lofl her Self-PofTefTion or Self-Refped:;
which on this Occafion was fo influential
on all around her, that we almofl imme-
diately regained our Eafe, and became as
cheerful and chatty as we had been before.
*^ Upon my Life, this is a very pleafant
'* little Interlude!" cried Mr. Caryl,
" What a lucky Fellow I am ! Always
" falling on my Legs ! Here, now, have
The Chinefe Parlour, 67
" I dropped into the midft of a moft
" agreeable little Tea-Party, and am made
*' welcome to all thefe good Things as if
** my Prefence were no Intrufion ! "
" Don't name Intrufion, Sir," fays my
Mother.
" But I muji name it. Madam! Moft
^^ abominable Intrufion! Hum, — hum, —
*^ I can't help thinking I have feen that
" Lady's Face before " — with his Eyes
full upon Gatty.
** The Day Lady Betty was here. Sir."
" Blefs my Soul, yes ! I remember all
" about it now. Moft unlucky occur-
" rence ! You're quite recovered. Ma'am,
^ahope?"
And he feemed all at once to refled:,
that, whereas he had been here on a pre-
vious Occafion with my Ladyy he was now
taking Tea with the Lady's Maid. Too
well-bred to behave fupercilioufly, he
neverthelefs faid not another Syllable to
Gattyy but kept eyeing her continually
like a fine Pifture. For her Part, Gatty
68 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
looked fo little towards him, that I believe
fhe was quite unconfcious of the Attention.
A Phyfician is fit Company for Anybody ;
and Dr. Ehves put fome Queftion about
the News of the Day, which foon led to
general and fluent Converfation. Mr.
Caryl was evidently not aiming to fhine,
as when at Lady Betty's Table. I cannot
recal one witty Thing that he faid ; but,
on the other Hand, there was a racy,
genial flow of fmall Talk, in which all
could take their Share, and no one felt
diftanced or outfhone, that was even better
than Bon-mot or Repartee. Mr. Fenwick
was, I believe, on the Tenter-Hooks, at
firfl, for Mr. Caryl's good News; but foon
making out that it was not immediately
forthcoming, he gave himfelf up to the En-
joyment of the palling Moment. Ere Tea
was well over, they fell to fome amufing
Play upon Words, that muft be fhown upon
Paper. Writing Implements were imme-
diately found Room for ; and from one
ingenious Puzzle to another they went on.
T^he Chinefe Parlour. 69
now giving us Anagrams to make out,
now fending round Quips and Queries that
each was to anfwer in their own Fafhion,
till Dodlor Elwes exclaimed, ** Oh, Brag
" and Loo ! how well we can do without
" you ! "
I whifpered to him foftly, *' Shall I fill
" your Pipe, Sir ?"
" No ! " returns he, with equal Quiet-
nefs, ** I meant to have had one, but
" thefe young Sparks keep me awake
*' without it. They 're monftrous good
" Company, Mrs. Patty J'
And fo we went on as merry as Crickets,
till I began to think of two Things at
once ; that is to fay, of two Dozen — the
Anagram before me — and Saufage Rolls,
Oyfter Patties, ftewed Sweetbreads, and
fo forth for Supper; and to be fenfible
that I muft go and look after them. Juft
then, I noticed a diftreifed look crofs Prues
Face at fome little Attention Mr. Fenwick
paid Mrs. Gatty. " Dear me, how foolifh
** of you, Prue^' thought I, ** to be vexed
70 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
*' by Anything like that ! Why, he cares
'' very little about youy and Nothing at all
'' for her !'' And, ftealing from my Seat,
I was about to withdraw quietly to the
Kitchen, when fuddenly the Parlour-Door
flies wide open, and on the Threfliold ftands
my poor Father, with a Face as red as
his Waiftcoat, who after giving an amazed
Glance round about him, exclaims,
" Hoity-toity ! Who are all thefe young
" Fellows, amufmg themfelves in my Chinefe
*' Parlour?"
I thought Mr. Caryl would have gone
into Fits with fuppreflid Laughter. '* Sir,"
faid he, advancing and bowing, *' I as the
*^ chief Intruder, beg to introduce myfelf
'' by the Name of Mr. Paul Caryl, of the
** Inner Temple, at your Service ; and this
*' is my Friend and your Lodger, Mr. Fen-
** wick, whom I have made a Call upon.
*^ The other Gentleman, you will perceive,
*' is your Family Phyfician."
" You feem all monftrous merry and
** mightily at Home with one another,"
The Chinefe Parlour. 71
fays my Father y who evidently had, as was
but too common, taken a Uttle too much ;
*^ I almoft feem hke an Interloper in my
*' own Houfe ; however, I don't care if I
'^ have a cheerful Glafs with you to im-
" prove our Acquaintance. Hallo ! where's
" my Chair gone ? I had like to have fat
" down upon the Floor."
*' Here, Sir," faid Gatty^ haftily rifing.
" Here, Sir ? and who are yoUy Madam ?
** I don't remember ever to have feen your
** Face before ; not an ugly one, neither!
" Pray, are you Mrs. Paul Caryl?''
"Oh no. Sir!"
" Who then ? Mrs. . . . Mrs. ... I
" fhall forget my own Name next ; hum !
*^ Hallo ! Why, where are my Senfes ?"
Mr. Caryl and Mr. Fenwick looked at
him in Amazement ; while we knew what
he miffed, well enough.
" Where are they ? " reiterated he, raif-
ing his Voice very loud, and ftamping the
Floor. "Woman!" addreffing my Mot her y
" where, I fay, are my Five Senfes?"
72 rhe Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
^^ Dear Mr. Honeywood, they're fafe in
'' the China Cupboard/' began my Mother ^
which fet Mr. Caryl off in an inextinguifli-
able Fit of Laughter.
'' Are thefe your Manners, Sir ? " cries
my Father, fiercely turning upon him.
'* 'Pon my Honour, I'm afhamed of
'* them," fays Mr. Caryl, covering his Face
in his Cambric Handkerchief.
'* Where are my Senfes, I fay?" re-
commences my Father; on which Mr.
Caryl, unable to ftand it any longer, rufhes
into the Shop, and Mr. Fenwick after him.
There we hear them, while my poor Fa-
ther ftill continues raging, giving way to
frefli Peals of Laughter, which they vainly
attempt to fmother ; and at length Mr.
Caryl departs, without returning to wifh
us good bye ; and Dr. Elwes fhortly goes
alfo, giving us knowing Looks, and advif-
ing Gatty and me to go immediately to
Bed. And fo ended the Evening.
Chapter V.
Two Poets under a Dairy-Window,
Next Morning, my Father at his Break-
faft queftioned us ftraitly as to what had
been going on during his Abfence, and
feemed fcarcely to know whether to take
Offence at it or not. The receiving and
nurfing a Stranger under Mrs. Gattys Cir-
cumftances would have been Something
to cavil at ; but then ihe was own Woman
to Lady Betty y for whom, though he only
knew her in Public, he entertained great
Resped:; and befides, Mrs. Gatty was a
fine Woman, which of itfelf was a Letter
of Recommendation to him. Moreover,
fhe fat by all the While, knitting a White
74 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
Silk Mitten; fo that he could not, for
Manners, fpeak againft her in her Hearing ;
and my Father ^ when himfelf, was a well-
mannered Man. So he hemmed once or
twice, and fwallowed any Objedlions he
might have made, had we been by our-
felves; and then, to turn the Subjed:, " Mrs.
'' Gattjy' fays he, '' that Mitten will be-
** come your Hand well ; but moft other
^' Women's Fingers, coming out of it,
" would look like Radifhes. And now,
" let us clear Decks, and make way for
** the Carpenters."
*' The Carpenters, Father V repeated
Prue and I in a breath.
*^ Aye, there are a couple of Fellows
'* coming down to put up two little Shelves
*' and Brackets, for fome little Matters that
^^ the Mantel-Piece is too fhallow for. I
*^ bespoke the Men overnight, and brought
*^ the Toys in with me. Here, Peter, you
** Knave, bring them in."
Where was the Ufe of faying Anything ?
" Now," fays he, laughing as he un-
Two Poets under a Dairy -Window, 75
** packed them, *' here are the comicalleft
^* Things you ever faw in your life ; and fo
^^ you'll fay, Mrs. Gatty, Look here — a
*^ rural Piece in Cherry- Wood Carving,
^* Farm- Yard and Farm-Houfe ; a Beggar
*^ approaching the Door. I wind it up be-
" hind, like a Time-Piece. Now, mark
^* you, the Fun of the Thing ! The Beg-
*^ gar advances — out flies a MaftiiF from
*^ the Houfe, and furioufly attacks him ! ha,
'' ha, ha !
" Now, look at this other, its Com-
*' panion ; a lone Houfe in the Country ;
** Time, Peep of Day. ... A Thief getting
** in at a Firft-Floor Window, by Means
** of a Ladder . . . Hodge, coming out of
*^ the Barn, with a Pitchfork, alTails him
" from behind, — you fhall fee how, as foon
** as I have wound it up. Now then ! ho !
** ho ! ho ! fee how he digs into him."
Gatty burft into fuch an irrepreffible
Fit of pretty Laughter, that my Father
was her fworn Friend from that Moment ;
while Prue and I, influenced by mixed
76 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
Feelings of Vexation and Amufement,
laughed with more Conftraint.
While my Father was making Hodge
aflail the Marauder again and again, and
each Time burfting into frefh Peals of
Merriment, enters to him Peter^ with a
Paper in his Hand, a Glance at which
changed my Father's Note in an Inftant.
** Hark ye, Peter!'' fays he; "why,
" your Face is a Yard long! What's your
** Name, Man ? your Sirname, I mean."
" Greaves is my Sirname, Sir — Peter
" Greaves."
" Peter Grievous, it fhould ha' been!
" Peter Grievous-had-a-Cat ! And your
" Creft, a Cat proper, with the Motto,
" ' When I'm pleafed, I purr!' But this
" is no purring Matter, Peter; tell the
" Fellow who brought this Paper, that
" I'm not at Home — I fha'n't be, by the
** Time you get to him."
And, fnatching up his Hat, he haftily
made off through the Glafs-Door into the
Garden; and thence, no Doubt, to his
Two Poets under a T> airy -Window, jj
Crony, Don Salteroy for whom, indeed, he
had fuch a profound Admiration, that I
believe no Title of Honour could have
been conferred on himfelf that he v^ould
have liked half as vs^ell as that of Don
Honeywood-o. When he was gone, Prue
and I locked up the new Purchafes, and
fent away the Carpenters, telling them to
await future Orders ; and Gatty wrote a
Billet to Lady Betty , to acquaint her with
her Amendment, and requeft Dirediions
concerning her Return. Meanwhile, I
was carrying up Mr. Fenwick's Chocolate,
when Prue, meeting me on the Stairs, faid,
'' Oh, I meant to have faved you that
'' Trouble, dear Patty.''
" Oh," I replied, *^ I am able to return
'* to all my little Duties now ; you have
'* too long worked for both."
'' I don't think of that," replied fhe,
with a little Difappointment in her Air;
"Mr. Fenwick has got ufed to me now,
" and I thought you would be better for
" a little Reft.'^
78 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
^* Ah, Prudence, Prudence ! " thought I,
as I purfued my Way, '^ this reminds
" me of tht paffing Shade on your Brow
'^ Yefterday Evening, when he was at-
" tending to Mrs. Gatty, Beware of play-
** ing, Hke a Moth, round a Candle, my dear
*^ Httle Sifter, for it will lead to no good."
When I went in, Mr. Fenwick looked
round brilkly from his Writing-Table,
with a Smile, exclaiming,
'* Why, I have been expedling — oh ! is
** it you, Mrs. Patty? (with a fcarcely
'' perceptible Change in his Voice) ; I have
" been expecting my Chocolate, I was going
" to fay, this Half-Hour or more; but pray
^* don't think me impatient — Fm fure I
*^ ought not to be fo hungry, confidering
" how you feafted me laft Night. 'Tis a
" Sign of returning Health, I fuppofe."
*' I fervently hope it may be. Sir," faid
I. " Moft likely it is. I am fure every
** Thing in the Way of Nourifhment this
*^ Houfe contains is at your Service."
*^ Thank you, thank you," faid he.
Two Poets under a Dairy -Window, 79
" Yes, I really believe I am getting well —
**have turned the Corner, in Fact; and
** when I have taken this nice Chocolate,
** I think I fhall go and bafk in the Sun
*' under thofe Elm-Trees yonder/'
'^ Then I will put a Cufhion for you,
" Sir, on the Garden-Seat, and a Footftool
" on the Grafs before it ; for indeed you
" muft not get chilled !"
** Nay, you will coddle me too much —
** you have made me too luxurious a Fel-
" low already. You don't fuppofe I had
" all thefe Vagaries in Shore ditch, do you ?
'' I want to be there again, though!— I
" long to return to my poor People ; only,
^^ I don't know that my Voice is yet ftrong
^^ enough, either for Preaching or Reading.
" I muft make Trial of it, Mrs. Patty;
" I muft begin by fmall Degrees. I was
** thinking, that if you happened to be by
" yourfelves this Evening, it might not be
" unagreeable to you for me to come down
** and read to you all for a little While —
*^juft for Practice."
8o The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
** By ourfelves. Sir? — My Father may
" or may not be at Home ; we are unlikely
" to have any one elfe; and I am fure your
^^ Plan will be a very delightful one to
" ourfelves."
" Very well ; we will wait till the Time
'* comes, then, to fee if it be convenient.
** You are all well this Morning, I hope ?
" Your Mother, and Sijiery and Mrs.
'' GattyV'
" All well, I kindly thank you. Sir. —
** I hear myfelf called ... I believe I am
*' wanted in the Shop."
I made ufe of the firft fpare Moment,
to run and place the Footftool and Cufhion
under the Elms, and then returned to my
Poft behind the Counter. In the courfe
of the Afternoon, enters Mr. Caryl, who
falutes me with eafy Urbanity.
*^ Good Morning, Ma'am," fays he;
^' pray, is Mr. Fenwick within ? "
** I believe. Sir, he is fitting under the
" Elms in our little Pleafure-Ground,"
laid I " I ; will fhow you the Way."
Two Poets under a "D airy -Window. 8i
*^ There's no Need; I know it already/'
fays he. " Pray, don't trouble your-
-felf.'^
However, I knew what were Manners.
*^ Ha!" faid he, as we paffed through
the Parlour, which happened to be vacant,
'* what a pleafant Evening we had in this
'^ Room laft Night, and how funnily it
*^ ended ! — Pray, Ma'am, has the Gentle-
" man yet found his five Senfes?"
And I faw he was brimful of Mirth,
that was ready to explode at the mereft
Word.
'' Sir," faid I, '' allow me to fay that
** you did not know where the Gift of that
*' Speech lay laft Night. My Father had
" prefented my Mother with a Group of
** Porcelain Figures, reprefenting the Five
** Senfes, which fhe, in her Care for them,
** had put away."
'* Was that all ? " cried he, his Counte-
*' nance immediately changing. ** Oh, I
" fee ! — aye, aye — How abfurd my Blunder
*' was ! Upon my Word, Ma'am, I beg
82 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
^^ your Pardon for having been fo unman-
" nerly. Shocking ! shameful ! "
Here we came upon Mr. Fenwick, who
finding himfelf expofed to a chill Current
of Air under the Elms, had got under the
Shelter of the Houfe, where my Father
had fet up a pretty enough ruflical Seat,
juft outfide of our Dairy Wire-Lattice.
Hence it came to pafs that I, being pre-
fently engaged in feeing the Afternoon
Milk brought in, heard a good deal of
what pafTed between the two Gentlemen,
whether I would or no.
'' I've fecured Dodjleys Ear," fays Mr.
Caryl, cheerfully, " fo that I fancy I have
" but to fpeak a Word to fecure your
" Piece a Place in his Colle5lion, Nothing
** remains to be done but for you to attend
^' to a little Revifion in the firft Place,
** before you fu^mit it to his critical Eye.
^' What fay you?"
** Say? That I am infinitely obliged."
" * Let my future Life,' &c. — hey?
"We'll fuppofe that all fpoken. Well,
Two Poets under a Dairy -Window, 83
** here is your Manufcript ; IVe juft fcored
" through what I think had better be
" altered and left out. You are not
" doubtful of my Judgment, I fuppofe ? "
" Surely not — Juft allow me to fee" —
" Look here^ — and here — thofe had
" better come out. Here again. . . What's
"^Phoebus' Mane?'"
" Phoebus' Wainr
" Oh, I fee. That's your bad writing ;
*' iy^W-writing, of courfe, I mean. Here
" again, * thwarting Thunder.' "
" That's Miltonic."
" Is it?"
" * And heal the Harms of thwarting
'' Thunder blue: "
" Hum ! Well then, it ftrikes me, that
** Milton having faid fo once, you had
** better not fay it again."
'' Very well, I will not."
** Then, this about Truth. It's very
** bad — will never do. I was obliged to
'* fkip it in reading to Dodjley.''
84 T^he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
" But why?"
'' Why ? Why, becaufe it isn't the Thing !
" — won't go down. Sir ! You carry it out
*^ too far, farther than Anybody goes ; it's fo
" much Clap-Trap, and fpoils what's real."
*' But it is not Clap-Trap. It fays no
" more than I mean and feel ! No, no ;
" ril give up verbal Points to your better
" Tafte, but in Matters of Principle, I
** cannot alter."
" Nay then, the Thing's at an End, for
** I honeftly tell you I won't concern my-
" felf with it as it ftands. You may
" furely allow me fome little Knowledge
'* of thefe Things. However, it's no Ufe
*' talking to an infatuated Man — other-
" wife, there is another PaiTage I was
" going to propofe to you to withdraw,
** which doubtlefs you will maintain to be
'' the beft in the Manufcript."
'' Which is that?"
" This, about the Water-Nymphs."
'' Well. — I think it pretty, and can't
" fee what there is to objed; to in it ; but.
Two Poets under a T> airy -Window, 85
^^ to yield to your better Tafte, it fhall be
" withdrawn, if you like."
" My dear Fenwick ! you don't fay fo ?"
** I fay fo, and mean it too."
** Why, this will be a great Sacrifice of
" yours, efpecially as it is againft your own
" Judgment, — of one of the moft ihowy
** PaiTages, though I won't fay one of the
*^beft!"
" Never mind ! Let it be fo."
" Come, this is docile and agreeable of
" you. The Men at Wiltsy in Fact, ex-
*^ tolled this PaiTage, and pronounced it to
" be my own ! Taxed me with reading
'^ a Poem I had written, as that of another
^^Hand!"
** Nay, now the Water-Nymphs begin
** to rife in Value in my Eyes."
" In Fadl, I had faid Somethig like this,
" only not fo well, in a former Piece ; and
" they thought I had now worked it out,
** and improved on it. So that you fee I
** don't exadtly want our Things to clafh;
*' nor to get you accufed of Plagiary. . ."
86 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
** Mr. Caryly not another Word. — The
" Paffage fhall be omitted."
*' Well, I like this ; I like your Feeling.
** Thank you, thank you. We need never
'' allude to it."
** Never again."
**As for * Truth/ let it ftand. You
" have yielded a Point to me, I'll yield one
[' to you."
" I'm glad of that, for I really could
** not have v^ithdrawn that Paffage."
" And I'll fpeak to Dodjley to-morrow,
** and get you into the ColleBion ; fo ex-
** peft a Proof-Sheet at no very diftant
" Date, and then we fhall look on you as
" one of the Guild."
And fhaking Hands with him, Mr. Cary/
departed.
This Converfation afforded me after-
wards, as I fat netting behind the Counter,
Subjed: for a good deal of Thought. Here
was Jealoufy peeping out again ; a great
Poet jealous of a fmall one ; for fo, with-
out any competent Knowledge of their
Two Poets under a Dairy -Window, 87
refpeftive Merits, I concluded them to be.
But if (which I was not fure of) Mr. Caryl
were the better Poet, Mr. Fenwick was the
better Man. I had feen him abforbed in
the Compofition of that Poem Day after
Day; he had given it the niceft Finifli in
his Power; there were Thoughts in it
which he cherifhed as part of himfelf, and
would not be falfe to, nor give up, to
pleafe any Patron in the World; but yet a
favourite Paflage, the Fancy and Expreffion
of which he believed to be good, but
which another Man v\as envious of, he
could obliterate with Magnanimity. That
feemed a great Word for a little Thing ;
but was it a little Thing ? The Wits at
WilFs had applauded it ; had given it to
a popular Writer; then the real Writer
deferved to be as popular. He might
have been as popular, had he kept it in ;
he might not become popular if it were
taken out. Then again. Expediency. Had
it croffed his Mind that it was expedient
to keep well with Mr. Caryl, at the
88 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
Expenfe of a Paflage of Poetry? That
did not feem like Mr. Fenwick ; I did
not believe the Thought had weighed
with him.
Then I proceeded, in my Foolifhnefs
and Self-Ignorance, to ponder how ftrange
it was that it fhould be hard to Anybody
of Common-Senfe and Good-Feeling, to
hear,
^^Praife of another with unwounded Ear"
'' Why now," thought I to myfelf, " /
" have never found it a hard Matter to do
** fo. Thefe many Years I have known
" that Everybody confidered Prudence
"pretty Prue, and me plain Patty y and
" yet I have never experienced the flighteft
" Emotion of Envy or Jealoufy on that
" Account."
Ah ! we little know ourfelves. " The
" Heart is deceitful above all Things, and
" defperately wicked — who can know it ? "
That's the Scriptural Account of the Mat-
Two Poets under a Dairy -Window, 89
ter; and however we may glofs it over,
efcape from it, or flatly difbelieve in it
altogether, it turns out to be the true one
at laft.
Chapter VI.
Duties of my Lady^s Own Woman,
Mrs. Gatty was circumfped: not to oc-
cupy my Father's Arm-Chair this Evening,
whether he came to claim it or no.
When the Tea-Things were fet, I ftept
up to Mr. Fenwick to let him know we
were ready.
**Sofoon?'' faid he, looking up from
his Book ; *' why, do you want me to read
*^ to you before Tea ? "
'' We hope you will oblige us with your
*^ Company to Tea, Sir," faid I.
'' Nay then," faid he, in high Good-
Humour, '* I'll join you diredly." And
Duties of my Ladys Own Woman. 91
clofing his Book with Alacrity, he fol-
lowed me down Stairs.
We had made no Difference, to call
Difference, for him this Evening. He
took us as he found us ; and chatted away
on this and that, as much one of ourfelves
as if he had not a Word of Latin or Greek
in his Head. Once or twice I tried to
lead to Something I thought he would
have liked better, — Something on which
he could have harangued while it would
have behoved us to liflen ; but he darted
away from it direftly, and would keep down
to the Level of his Company, without
feeming to mind it.
After Tea, we all took out our Work,
and my Mother began to fnip a Fly-catcher.
" Oh, now you expedt me to read, I
" fuppofe," faid he ; but ftill delayed, to
chat and laugh about this and the other
Trifle with Prudence and Gatty^ till at lafl,
a fudden Paufe occurring, he had no Ex-
cufe for idling any longer.
He faid he would, with our Leave, read
92 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
us Shenjlones " Schoolmijlress'' We had
never heard of it, and were quite willing
to hear it on his Recommendation. He
faid it was a Burlefque in the Spenferian
Stanza. We knew what a Burlefque was,
but not what was a Spenferian Stanza.
He faid, Illuftration was the beft Explana-
tion, and began at once. His Voice and
Manner of reading were fo mufical, that I
liked the Melody ; and could follow him
with Eafe till he got to ** Libs, Notus, and
*^ Aujler" I fuppofe he gueffed we might
be at Fault, fo checked himfelf to tell us
they were Names of the Winds. Then he
was about to refume, when Prue inter-
rupted him with, " Pray, Sir, what is
** unkempt?"
*' Uncombed, to be fure," put in Gatty,
** Oh, very well, I have been thinking
*' of it ever fo long, and could not make
" out what it was."
" If I come to Anything you wifh to
" know, pray don't fcruple to flop me,"
fays Mr. Fenwick ; and went on.
Duties of my Ladys Own Woman, 93
By and by, Prue gets treading on
Gattfs Foot at —
" As erji the Bard by Mullds Silver Stream^'
and Gatty frowns at her. Mr. Fenwick,
perceiving fome By-Play going on, flops
to afk if they have Anything to fay.
Prudence hangs her Head over her Work,
colours a little, and fays, " No, Sir."
** I believe," fays Mr. Fenwick, glan-
" cing over the Leaves, " I had better
*' modernize the old Style a little, that you
** may follow it better."
We all thanked him, except Prudence^
who faid fhe liked it beft as it was.
'' Why ? Did fhe underfland it ?"
'' No."
'' Then why did fhe like it?"
" Becaufe fhe did." This Anfwer made
Mr. Fenwick laugh; but I mufl fay I
thought it very flupid. However, he
went on, till within a few Verfes of the
End ; when my Father walked in.
Mr. Fenwick, laying down the Book
94 ^^^ Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
with that Cheerfulnefs and Self-Poffeffion
which fo well became him, took the firft
^ Word, and faid — •
" Good Evening, Mr. Honeywood ! Here
** am I, you fee, reading to your good
** Wife and Daughters, and trying to pre-
*^ pare myfelf for Duty on a larger Scale."
** Sir, you do us honour," fays my Father y
quite civilly ; ** your Company muft be an
*^ Honour to us at any Time, whenever you
*^ pleafe to beftow it on us. Pray go on."
*^ Oh, we can wait a little While," fays
Mr. Fenwick. ^* Pray, is there any News
'' ftirring ?"
" There's a Whale in the T/iames,^^ fays
my Father.
*' Indeed!" cried we all.
** And there's an Eye-lafli in my Eye,"
continues he ; *^ pray, Mrs. Honeywood y
*^ come and take it out."
While my Mother was thus engaged,
we chatted among ourfelves. ** What will
^^you have. Father?'' faid I. ^* Shall I
*^ make you fome Tea ?"
Duties of my Lady's Own Woman, 95
" No, I'd rather you put on Supper
** half an Hour, and let me have Something
" broiled, and fome mulled Wine and
'' Toaft."
When I returned from giving Orders,
I found my Father eftablifhed in his Arm-
chair, my Mother returned to her Snip-
ping, Prue and Gatty embroidering dif-
ferent Corners of the fame Apron, and
Mr. Fenwick ready to refume his Reading.
The Poem was foon finiflied, and when
we had talked it over a little, he afked us
what he fhould read next. I faid I
thought he had better not do too much at
firft, and Supper would foon be ready.
" He faid, " Oh, he was juft getting into
** the Humour of it, and there was Plenty
" of Time to read fome fhort Piece before
^J. Supper." So then my Mother faid flie
thought a Paper of the Tatler would be
juft long enough ; and mentioned a fa-
vourite Number that fhe had not read for
a good While — that charming Piece*
* No. 95.
96 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
beginning, — " There are feveral Perfons
" who have many Pleafures and Entertain-
** ments in their Pofleffion which they do
*^ not enjoy ; " and proceeding to give fuch
a touching Pidure of domeftic FeUcity.
Mr. Fenwick read it with fuch FeeHng
that we were all delighted with it ; and it
feemed to me that even my Father, who
fat quite filent, with his Back to us, was
moved by it, for I noticed his breathing
very hard, — his only Way of expreffing
ftrong Feeling. *^Ah!' thought I to
myfelf, " if Mr. Fenwick were to read to
^* us in this nice Way every Evening, and
** my Father were to grow fond of it and
*^ of him, and get into the Way of coming
'* Home early, inftead of fipping Spirits
" and Water with Don SalterOy how happy
^' we fhould be!"
*' And now," fays my Mother, '' there's
*^ a Sequel to that Paper, which I fhould
" very much like to hear, fave for the Fear
** of tiring Mr. Fenwick.''
" Oh, I'm not at all tired," faid he;
Duties of my Ladys Own Woman, 97
" Pray give it me ; for I am already quite
** in love with this good Man and his
'' Wife."
So my Mother looked him out No. 114,
w^hich begins, ^^ I was walking about my
" Chamber this Morning in a very gay
" Humour, when I faw a Coach flop at
" my Door, and a Youth of about fifteen
" alight out of it," — and goes on to de-
fcribe the Death of the Wife and Mother
of the Family. We were prefently all in
Tears ; Gatty even fobbing ; and Mr.
Fenwick feemed irrefolute once or twice
whether to proceed or flop. However,
he went on, and when he came to the
Hufband fainting, my Attention was
divided between him and my Father,
who at that Crifis gave not a Sigh but
a Snore. He was fafl afleep. My Mother,
afhamed of him, gave him a little Nudge,
and faid, ^' My Dear! " on which he turned
on his Side, murmured, " Very like a
** Whale!" and was off again as found
as a Top. None of us could help laughing
98 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
a little, and after this, there were no more
Tears fhed. We fupped, and feparated
for the Night.
Gatty and I ftill llept together ; and, as
we were undreffing, fhe faid, ** I fear your
** Sifter thought me affedied to-night
" for crying at that Death-Bed Scene ;
" fhe gave me fuch a Look! Indeed I
" could not help it ; I have witnefTed one
*^ fo much like it; and my Spirits are yet
" tender."
I faid, ^* Pray do not think of it again —
** Prudence has that fharp Look fometimes,
" and feems juft now under fome little
" Mifapprehenfion; but in the Main, there
" cannot be a better Creature. She has
*^ not feen fo much of you as I have, but
** yet, I am fure fhe likes you, and admires
** you too."
** Nobody can do that," fays Gatty;
" but I don't want to be admired, though
" I own it is pleafant to me to be liked,
** and not to be mifapprehended."
As fhe lay down, fhe faid fighing, " Moft
Duties of my Lady's Own Woman, 99
" likely, this is the laft Night I fhall pafs
'' in this dear little Bed."
I faid, " Shall you be forry to leave us ?"
*' To be fure I fhall !" cried fhe ; ^^ you
*' have been Kindnefs itfelf to me ; even my
** Illnefs w^as folaced, and my Recovery
^^ has been very pleafant ; but my Life
" in Servitude is anything but comfortable.
" I have heard or read a Line fomewhere,
* And Betty 's praifed for Labours
*■ not her own'
^' In my Cafe, the Reading might be —
* And Gatty 's blamed for Blunders
* not her own J
** It cannot be helped. Good Night ! "
'* I hope," faid I, '' we fhall never quite
^' lofe Sight of one another."
^' Oh no ! I hope not. You muft w^rite
" to me now and then."
'* Perhaps you can come to us when you
" have a Holiday."
'* I never have a Holiday. Lady Betty
** knows I had no Friends when I came to
loo 'The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
"Town, and does not approve of my
" making any."
" No Friends ! That does found dreary ! "
** It is dreary."
I had now extinguifhed the Candle.
She faid no more; but I could hear her
from Time to .Time give a great Sigh.
'' Gertrude,'' I at length faid foftly, "are
" you crying?"
She cleared her Throat a little, but
made no Anfwer.
"Tell me, Dear, what's the Matter."
" I'm only a little low," fhe replied,
hufkily.
" How I wifh I had given you fome
" reviving Drops, before I put out the
" Candle ! I will light it again."
" Oh no ! Drops would do me no good
— they would not give me what I want."
" What do you want ? "
"To fee my Mother once more, and
" my Brothers, and my Sifters, and every
" one at Home. I do pine for them all
" fo, you can't think !"
Duties of my Ladys Own Woman, loi
And now ihe fobbed outright, though
quietly. " It feems fo long fince I came
** away, and the Profpedt before me is fo
** forlorn ; no certain Hope of going back;
*' or ever, ever feeing them any more!"
" Gertrude^ 1 /hall gtt up and give you
** the Drops. They will give you Strength."
'' I'm afraid they won't."
** Yes, they will. You have over-tired
" yourfelf to-day ; you are trying to get
" about too foon. The Drops will quiet
" you and fet you to fleep, and to-morrow
** you will be better."
So I gave her the Drops, which flie
thankfully took ; and in Half-an-hour or
fo I was glad to find fhe was afleep.
The next Morning, while we were
dreffing, as (he had quite recovered her
Compofure, I took Advantage of what
might be my laft Opportunity to queftion
her a little more than I had yet done on
her Pofition at Lady Betty s,
" Well," fays fhe, " 'tis not good to
*' complain, I know, but however, I will
I02 The Old Chelfea Bun-Hoiife.
" this once fay Somewhat of my Life
** behind the Scenes, with as few Notes
" and Comments as I can. My firft
** Grievance is fleeping with that French-
*^ woman y a low Perfon whom it is impof-
" fible to like. I wake fooner than fhe
" does, and avail myfelf of it for a little
^^ quiet Reading or Needlework on my
" own Account before fhe is ftirring. But
'' firft, I light the Fire in the Httle Clofet
" beneath my Lady's Chamber, put down
** the Irons, and warm fome Coffee for
" Pompon's Breakfaft and mine, which fhe
*' takes in an uncomfortable Sort of Way,
" running in and out half dreffed, without
*^ ever fitting down, fo that my Breakfaft
'^ is uncomfortable too. Then I have to
'* iron out every individual Thing that
" Lady Betty took off Overnight, even to
*' her Gloves; and to air her clean Linen.
*^ Having then fed her Parrots and cleaned
*^ their Cages, {Pompey has the Monkey
" and Lapdog in Charge,) I fit down to
** fine Work, and have fcarce fet a dozen
Duties of my Ladys Own Woman, 103
^ Stitches, when Lady Betty's Bell is pul-
* led as if the Wire would crack, and her
* High-Heeled SHpper raps the Floor to
* let me know fhe is ready for her Choco-
* late. Pompey brings it up to the Door,
^ and I carry it in, and wait on her while
* fhe drinks it. After this, fhe remains
* in Bed two Hours, sometimes fleeping,
* but oftener fitting up propped with Pil-
* lows, doing any Fancy- Work flie is in
' the Humour for, getting me to thread
^ her Needle, change her Silks, hold her
* ScifTars, and Sometimes to read a Novel
* to her. If fhe is very late, it may
^ chance that one of her female Cronies
* arrives in her Chair, runs up to tell her
* fome Piece of Goflip, and perhaps
* roufes her to get up and drefs in a
* Hurry to go to fome Aud:ion ; in which
* Cafe fhe needs not fo much two Waiting
* Women as twenty. But oftener, fhe is
* uninterrupted, and after wafting half the
* Morning, rifes to wafle the other half in
^ a lengthened, capricious Toilette ; trying
I04 "The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
*^ on a dozen Things fhe does not mean to
" wear, and ftudying what Colours fuit
** her Complexion. As (he does not fo
** much as put on her own Gloves herfelf,
" Madame Pompon is on hard Duty all
" this While, I Handing by and handing
^* her the Pins and Everything fhe wants.
^* If my Lady thinks herfelf in good
*' Looks, all the better for us ; but if fhe
^* fpies out fo much as a Freckle, woe
" unto us ! wc are fure to fuffer for what
** we can't help. To put her in good
" Humour, Pompon flatters her to a Degree
" that is naufeous to me, and fometimes
" gets a Rebuff for her Pains : then I am
" fet to write half-a-dozen trivial Notes to
" her Dictation, or perhaps the Invitations
*' to a Rout or a Drum, which Pompey is
" then fummoned to carry out. Then, my
" Work is called for to be examined; I am
** chidden if I have not done enough, and
*' receive numerous Orders and Counter-
** Orders about it. At lafl, my Lady goes
" out in iier Chair, during which Time
Duties of my Lady's Own Woman, 105
** I keep clofe to my Needle, and then
'* Pompon and I dine together. Lady Betty
^^ returns, receives Vilitors, and I am on
^* Duty as Woman in waiting, to bring her
'' Scent-Bottle, hold her Handkerchief, her
*^ Gloves, and hear the News and Goffip
*' of the Day and a thoufand Imperti-
'^nences. At length my Lady dines: then
'^ I refume my Needle ; then fhe drefles
^* for the Evening, which is as tedious a
** Tranfadlion as her Morning Toilette.
** Her Dreffing-Room is the lovelieft, moft
" luxurious Apartment you ever faw ; at
** firft I thought it Fairy-Land, and did
** not mind being fhut up in it ; but oh,
" how tired I am of it now ! Its Silken
" Draperies, polifhed Mirrors, Spider-
** Tables, Ivory Cafkets, Alabafter Vafes,
^' Silver Footbath, old Porcelain, grotefque
" Toys and delicate Trinkets give me no
^* more Entertainment than fo much Rub-
"bifh. Elaborately dreffed, fhe goes forth
" not to return till two, three, or four
" o'clock in the Morning. Madamu Pompon
io6 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
^* goes down Stairs to play Cards, or puts
" on her Calafli and goes out to fee her
" Friends, or if fhe flays with me, nods
'* over a French Novel, or babbles all kinds
*^ of Nonfenfe while fhe manufaftures fome
" Piece of Finery. Meanwhile, I few and
*^ few at that eternal Embroidery, or try to
" keep myfelf awake with a Book, if I
*^ can find one to my Mind, till my Lady
^^ returns jaded or excited from the Ridotto,
" to be undrefTed and have hot Soup in Bed.
** Thus, you fee, I have no Change, no Ex-
'^ercife; and what is worfe, no Food or
** Medicine for the Mind ; and oh, Patty !
" is this a Life for an accountable Crea-
^*ture?''
Chapter VII.
Lady Betty s Fright.
** However that may be, Gatty,'' faid
I, *' 'tis certain you and I have not the
" Power of rectifying Abufes, and muft
" take Things as we find them ; but you
** muft confole yourfelf with thinking your
** Trial will probably not be long, for I'll
" wager a Pound you'll be married within
^^ the Twelvemonth."
*' Who to?" fays fhe, opening her Eyes
wide.
" Nay, I can 't tell that," faid I, '' but
** you are not the Sort of Girl to be over-
'' looked."
She fmiled fadly and faid, '* You are
*^ only fpeaking at Random, nor have I
io8 7he OldChelfea Bun-Houfe.
** any Wifh to be married, any further than
" I fhould Uke almoft any Condition better
*' than my own. But now, tell me, Patty, is
" it not a bad State of Things when young
** Women are fo placed as that they are
** tempted to look to Marriage as an
'^Efcape?"
" Certainly it is,'* faid I ; " but yet,
" Gattjy let me tell you, your Condition
** might be many Degrees worfe than it
" now is. Nay, if you had been born
** and bred to Servitude, you might even
" confider you had a tolerable Place ; 'tis
^^ your gentler Birth and Bringing-up that
"makes the Collar fo hard to wear.
" Suppofe, for Inftance, Lady Betty y in
" addition to her Caprice and Frivolity,
** had the Sufferings, Infirmities, and con-
" firmed Ill-Humours of old Age ? Or
" fuppofe fhe were married to a trouble-
** fome Hufband ? Or, even as fhe is,
*' that {he were a Martyr to fome irritating
" Complaint?"
'' Then I would nurfe her with Pity
Lady Betty s Fright, 109
*' and Patience," fays Gatty. " However,
" 'tis no ufe fuppoling this and the other
" — I muft take my Lot and make the beft
*' of it ; only I fometimes envy the Shop-
** Girls behind the pooreft Counter, for
" methinks they have more Exercife and
*^ Variety, and have at leaft their Sundays
** to themfelves ; whereas, * e'en Sunday
'* fhines no Sabbath-Day to me.'"
I had a Word on my Lips as to what
the Shop- Women might have to fay on
the other Side of the Queftion ; but Time
preffed, and I was obliged to run down
Stairs to fee the Milk fent out.
After Breakfaft, Mr. James the Foot-
man made his Appearance in Undrefs
Livery, carrying a fmall Trunk, and re-
quefted to fee Mrs. Gatty. When fhe
appeared, ** Mrs. Gatty,' fays he — ** dear
** me, how you've fallen away ! you muft
'^ have been ill indeed ! . . . I was about to
** fay, your Billet to my Lady threw us
" into fad Confufion Yefterday. I carried
*^ it to her on a Salver, and {he, not know-
no The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
" ing who fent it, opened it careleffly,
^* when, feeing your Name, fhe dropped
*^ it Hke a red-hot Coal, and fell back on
** her Settee, crying to me to throw the
" Billet in the Fire. But then called me
" back to bid me look in it firft, and fee
" what you faid, fhe fmelling to her Scent-
'' Bottle all the While. When I told her
" Lady/hip the Contents, fhe faid fhe would
** by no Means have you back yet, it
^* would be highly dangerous, and perhaps
" cofl many precious Lives ; that you had
" better go down fome where into the
" Country, to your Home, in fhort, till
" you got thoroughly difinfed:ed ; and
** after that fhe would let you know her
** Mind about you. So I have brought
*' your Trunk, and your Half- Year's
<< Wages ; and here are five Pounds to clear
" off your Expenfes here and pay for your
** Journey into the Country."
I never faw a Face light up with Joy as
Gattys did, that Moment ! " Oh, this is
'' delightful! " faid fhe, '' Thank you kindly,
Lady Betty s Fright, 1 1 1
*' James, for being the Bearer of fuch
*' good Tidings ! I have little Doubt that
" I (hall be quite ftrong and well after
" fpending a Month at Home, and then I
*^ will do as my Lady pleafes."
When the Man was gone, (he prefled
the five Pounds on my Mother, with the
humbleft Expreffions of Gratitude ; but
my Mother would by no Means take it.
At length it was decided to inclofe three
Pounds in a Packet to Dr. Elwes, not to be
fent to him till Gatty was gone ; and the
other two would pay her Journey, outfide
the Coach, to her native Place, fo that my
Lady Betty's Bounty but juft cleared Ex-
penfes.
Gatty was now in the gayeft Spirits, and
whereas fhe had hitherto feemed rather a
quiet Girl, fhe was now talking inceflantly.
There was Something moving in witneffing
the Joy fhe experienced in looking forward
to feeing her Mother, and the Glee with
which fhe fpoke of her little Brothers and
Sifters, the Dog, the Cat, the mofl trivial
112 'The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
Thing connedled with Home. For In-
ftance, *' Puffy ^'' fhe would fay, *' you are
** handfomer than our old Tortoifefhell; and
** yet I would not exchange old Hibby for
^* you." " How glad Towler will be to fee
" me ! I fancy him at the Gate, wagging
** his Tail. He is deaf, and has loft moft
" of his Teeth, but I hope he is not fo
** blind but what he will know me again."
As her Luggage was but light, I made
her find Room for a fmall but very rich
Plum- Cake, a prefent from my Mother
to hers, and alfo fome Gingerbread-Nuts
for the Children.
In the Afternoon, a Boatman ftepped
into the Shop with fome Boat-Cloaks, fay-
ing that Mr. and Mrs. Arbuthnot were
coming up from the Water-Side to take
Tea in our Gardens. I knew not the young
Gentleman was married; and indeed he
was not fo, but his Companion proved to
be his Aunt; the quieteft, fweeteft-looking
old Lady I ever fet Eyes on. The Sky
having clouded over, we had little Company
Lady Betty's Fright, 1 1 3
that Afternoon ; I fet their Table in our
niceft Arbour, and had Pleafure in ferving
them myfelf, and providing them with the
freflieft Shrewjbury Cakes and lightejfl:
Buns. They feemed on the pleafanteft of
Terms together ; the young Man's Atten-
tion to the old Lady, without fulfomenefs,
was very agreeable to fee ; and their Con-
verfation was fomewhat above the common
Run. Towards the Conclufion of their
Repaft, a Rain-Shower came on, which
alarmed Mrs. Arbuthnot, and made her
requeft Shelter in the Houfe. I inftantly
fhewed them into our Parlour; where
Gatty, having finifhed her Packing, was
embroidering an Apron which Prue had
commenced for my Mother^ but had got
tired of before it was half done. Gatty
was fuch a fuperior Needlewoman that her
Work, befides being done fo quickly, put
Prudence s quite to ihame ; the Leaves,
Flowers, and Sprigs feemed to grow under
her nimble Fingers. Old Mrs. Arbuthnot
watched her a little While, admiring her
114 ^^^ ^^^ Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
Facility ; and then raifing her Eyes from
Gattfs white Hands to her almoft as
white Face, ** You look very delicate,
young Woman," fays fhe.
" Oh, Ma'am, I'm a great deal better
** now ; almoft well," fays Gatty^ fcarcely
looking up.
** Have you been very ill ? "
'* Yes, Madam, I have had a Fever."
" This is the young Perfon, Aunt," fays
Mr. Arhuthnoty *^ whom I mentioned to
** you as having been taken ill, the Day of
" Lady Bettfs Folly."
'* And are you going to return to Lady
" Betty ?" fays Mrs. Arbuthnot.
" No, Madam, I am going Home To-
" morrow ; into the Country."
" The beft Place for you. Child. Are
" you going into Service no more ?"
** I wifh it were fo, Madam," faid Gatty^
hemming away a Sigh.
'' I fhould think Lady Bettys Place
^^ too hard for you ; fhe goes out a good
" deal."
Lady Betty's Fright. 1 1 5
" The Hours try me, Madam. I have
** been ufed always to go to Bed early."
'' How early ?" put in Mr. Arbuthnot,
'' Nine o'clock. Sir."
'' And now?— at Lady Bettfs V
** Not till Two or Three in the Morning ;
" fometimes Four."
He fhrugged his Shoulders, and drew in
his Breath.
" My Dear," remonftrated Mrs. Ar-
but/mot gently, ** I am not fure we have
*^ any Right to inquire into the Details of
'' her Lady/hifs Houfehold."
He fmiled, and looked brimfull of
Queftions he wanted to alk.
** Perhaps fome other Employment
" might be found lefs injurious to your
'' Health," refumed the old Lady. " You
** feem a fkilful Embroidrefs. That Pat-
** tern is charming; I fhould like to have it."
" I fhall be very happy to copy it for
'' you, Madam," faid Gatty.
'* Alas, Child, I could not work it if
** you would give it to me, unlefs you
1 1 6 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
" gave me your Eyefight too ! But I'll tell
" you what you might do for me. You
" are going into the Country, you fay.
" Probably you will there have Leifure to
** work on your own Account."
" Oh yes, Madam ! "
*' Work me a Set of Aprons, then, as
" your Time and Strength permit ; I will
" pay you for your Trouble when they are
" finifhed ; but here is Something for the
" Muflin and Silks, which I will get you
" to fupply.''
And fhe put Money into her Hand.
** I think I have fome prettier Patterns
** than this up-Stairs, Madam," cried Gatty;
and fhe flew up-Stairs, without at all re-
garding the Trouble of unpacking her
Box to get the Patterns, which were at
the very Bottom, in order to lie flat.
" There is Something very well-fpoken
** and obliging about her,'* faid Mrs. Ar-
but knot to me. " Is fhe of refpedlable
" Condition?"
" Her Father^ Madam, was a Country
Lady Betty s Fright, 1 17
" Curate, and died, leaving a large young
" Family unprovided. Her Mother is a
'' diftant Relation of Lady Betty s, Gatty
^* became Lady Betty s Maid, becaufe no
'* better Independence offered to her, and
'' fhe v^anted to affift her Mother.''
"Tut! tut! This is a fad Story—
" Surely Something more fuitable might
'' be found."
" You fpoke of an Embroidery-Shop,
*' Madam — we thought of that too, as
" Gatty is fo clever, and can defign as well
" as execute Patterns ; but my Mother
" thought it would expofe fuch a pretty,
'* unprotecfled Girl, thoughtlefs and igno-
*' rant of Evil, to many Temptations we
" had not taken into the Account."
** The Clouds are breaking, now. Aunt,"
faid Mr. Arbuthnot^ returning from the
Garden-Door, where he had been appa-
rently watching the Weather, but very
likely hearing none the lefs of what was
faid. '* I think we may ihortly venture
" to return."
1 1 8 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
** Prefently, my Dear. The young
" Perfon has gone to fetch me fome
" Patterns."
** By-the-by, Ma'am, would not fuch a
^^ young Perfon as Mrs. Gatty be very
*^ ufeful to you in the Parlour, writing
" your Notes, threading your Needles, and
^' piaking Tea for you ? Mrs. Rachael is
*' getting part Work now, and is not much
*' of a Companion."
** My Dear, I have thought of it myfelf,
^* but we will do Nothing haftily. At
^* prefent we will let Mrs. Gatty go Home
** to recover her Health and make my
" Aprons."
Gatty at this Moment reappearing, no
more was faid, except about the Patterns,
which occafioned more Debate than Mr.
Arbuthnot could reafonably be expefted to
liften to as patiently as he did. But per-
haps he was thinking of fome other Matter
all the Time. After this, they went away.
Though there was now not much Day-
light left, Gatty knew ftie fhould match
Lady Betty s Fright. 1 1 9
the Muflin and Silks fo much better in
Town than in the Country, that (he re-
folved on going out to buy them ; and I,
to have all of her Company I could, went
with her. The Walk was a long one, but
our Spirits made us infenfible of Fatigue,
and the Weather after the Shower was
delightful. In the Evening Mr. Fenwick
reappeared, though not to Tea, and alked
us what he fhould read. " Oh, fome-
*^ thing cheerful, pleafe. Sir ! *' cried Gatty
haftily, which made us all laugh ; but fhe
faid jfhe had no Mind to cry again before
fhe went Home. So he read to us about
Sir Roger de C overly.
At Night Gatty was in fuch a nervous
Fidget, fhe could fcarce keep ftill. She
kept faying, ** I hope to Goodnefs I {hall
'* not over-fleep myfelf ! Don't let me
*^ over-fleep myfelf!" I told her there was
no Danger, for I always could wake what
Time I chofe in the Morning, if I refolved
on it overnight ; and I had already refolved
I would wake, and wake her, at Five. I
1 20 T!he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
told her I meant to fee her off. She faid,
" Oh, don't ! " I faid, '' Yes, I fhall— I want
" to fee the Laft of you, fo it's no Ufe
*' fpeaking. Otherwife you may mifs the
" Coach, and be returned on our Hands
*^ Hke a bad Penny." She laughed, and
faid, '' It is quite infincere of me to pretend
" to wifli you not to go, for I wifh to have
" you with me to the very Laft ; only it is
" fuch a Shame to give you fo much
'* Fatigue and Trouble." I faid, '' People
" who really care for one another, don't
" mind Fatigue and Trouble. Would not
*^ you do as much for me ? " *' Yes, to be
'' fure I would," fays fhe.
'' Very well, then," faid I, ^' fay no
** more about it, but let us get to Sleep as
*' faft as we can."
It was quite Dark when we got up
next Morning, but every one was up, to
fee Gatty off. We all infifted on her
making a hearty Breakfaft, and fhe de-
clared that every Morfel feemed to ftick
in her Throat ; fo that it was " moft Hafte,
Lady Betty s Fright. I2i
" worft Speed." Frue put her up a large
Packet of Sandwiches and Bifcuits, faying
fhe would find her Appetite by-and-by;
and my Mother pinned her Handkerchief
clofer at the Throat, bidding her beware
of Cold. I thought there would be no
End to her Leave-taking. — When fhe had
kiffed all round, fhe began again. *^ Am
** not I to come in for my Share, Mrs.
^^ GattyV fays my Father y who was
eating an Anchovy. " Oh yes. Sir," fays
fhe, laughing, and colouring a little ; and
kiffed him too.
'* That's right," fays he ; " you're one
** of the right Sort — frank, without being
'* forward — A thorough nice Girl, out and
** out — I wifh the World were full of
'** People like you."
*^ Thank you for all your Kindnefs,
" Sir," fays fhe.
** Pooh," fays he, ^* I've fhown you no
** Kindnefs ; the Women have, I grant
" ye ; all the better for both Parties."
" Come, Gatty,'' faid I, '' we fhall lofe
122 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
'' the Coach.'* So off we fet, with Peter
carrying the Trunk.
When we reached the Old Angel Inuy
a noify Bell was ringing, enough to deafen
one ; and a Man blowing a Horn out of
Window. The Coach was already at the
Door, and a Porter was flioving a very fat
Woman into it, to the apparent Difguft of
a Gentleman wrapped in a Roquelaure,
who was already withiniide. Then the
Porter handed the old Woman a Dram-
Bottle, and a Puppy-Dog tied up in a red
Handkerchief. A thin, tall Gentlewoman
in a velvet Hood and green Jofeph next
followed ; and two rough-looking Men
got in laft. On the Coach-Roof were
two Men hallooing and wanting to be oiF.
In the Bafket, where Gatty was to go,
was an old Woman fmoking a Pipe. We
took our laft Kifs — a hearty one, and our
laft Look — a cheerful one ; fhe fcrambled
up into the Bafket, which was a very
awkward Appurtenance, and the lumbering
old Coach drove off, rocking and fwaying
Lady Betty's Fright. 123
from Side to Side like a Ship in a Gale of
Wind. Going under the Archway, one
of the Men on the coved Roof of the
Vehicle got a fevere Rap on the Head.
He hallooed out pretty loudly, but his
Voice was drowned by the Horn.
Chapter VIII.
A Voice from the Bajket.
Before I reached Home, a drizzling Rain
began to fall, which I was very forry for on
Gattys Account.
In the Courfe of the Evening, Dr. Elwes
called. He faid, *^ What could that young
*' Baggage mean by fending me her three
" Pounds ? I give them in Charge to you,
** Mrs. Patty y to remit to her, fince I don't
" know her Addrefs."
I faid, *^ You are very kind, Dodtor^
'* but Lady Betty is well able to remu-
*^ nerate you."
He faid, " Oh, hang Lady Betty— I don't
^* return the Money to her, but to Mrs.
'' Gattyr
A Voice from the Bajket. 125
" Perhaps/' faid I, " Mrs. Gattys Pride
" will be hurt."
" And have I no Pride, neither ? " fays
he. " I am not accuftomed to take Fees
" of a Lady's Maid."
So, as I faw it was to be fo, I faid no
more, except by Way of Thanks in Gattys
Name ; and refolved to remit her the
Money as foon as I received a Letter from
her.
The Letter was not long a-coming. I
have it before me now.
" Larkfield, Hants,
" Sept. 14, 1749.
" Dear Mrs. Patty,
** Your laft Look faid fo plainly
" that you fhould like to hear a Voice
" from the Bafket, that I have taken the
** largefl: Sheet of Paper I can find, to tell
" you about my Journey Home, and how
** happy I am. About Half-an-hour after
*' we ftarted, it began to rain pretty faft,
" which incommoded me more than my
1 26 rhe Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
** Companion, as ihe covered her Head
*^ and Shoulders with a piece of Sacking,
*' from which the Rain ran down upon
** me. When we changed Horfes, the
" Men infide got out to ftretch themfelves,
" and I then obferved that the Paffenger
" in the Roquelaure was Squire Heavitree,
" the Father of a Gentleman Farmer in
" our Neighbourhood whom we know
" pretty well^ and who was doubtlefs on
" his Way to vifit his Son and have a little
" Shooting. He, pitying me in the Rain,
" ftepped up and faid, ' Young Woman, if
" my Roquelaure will be of any Service
" . . . Why, Gatty ! is it you ? Art going
" Home, Child ? There's Room infide
'^ the Coach for thee . . . Come down,
" come down from the Bafket, Til pay
'' the Difference ! ' And, almoft whether
" I would or no, he made me alight and
" get into the Coach, where I had to ride
" bodkin between him and the fat Woman
with the Puppy-Dog. At firft I was
very glad to be fheltered from the Rain,
a
A Voice from the Bajket. 1 27
" but the Coach was very clofe^ and we
" had only one Window partly open. The
*^ Squire chatted fo cordially with me,
'' however, that I had Httle Time to think
" of Difagreeables ; and when he had told
" me all he had to tell, he fell to queftion-
ing. Moft of the PafTengers were nod-
ding, which was all the better, as I did
not like mentioning Names before Folks.
By-and-by, the Squire became quiet,
and I gueffed he was going to nod too ;
but, ftealing a Look at him, I faw he
" was only thinking. We were now going
" flowly over a heavy, fandy Road, and
" the Coach rocked a good deal, and
" fometimes ftuck. I feared once or twice
" we fhould be overturned ; but the Squire
" faid, ' No Danger ; ' and, to divert my
" Attention, pointed out a Gibbet acrofs
^' the Heath, on which a Highwayman
*^ hung in Chains ; no very pleafant Objed:.
'^ As I looked fomewhat apprehenfively
" towards it, fuddenly the open Window
" was blocked up by a Horfeman with a
a
128 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
" black Crape' over his Face, who, crying
" ^ Your Money or your Lives ! ' fired ftraight
" through the Coach, fo as to fhatter the
" oppofite Glafs. The next Moment,
" another Highv^ayman appeared at the
" other Window. There's no defcribing
" the Noife, Uproar, and Confufion, the
" Smoke, Stench of Gunpowder, fhrieking
" of Women, and barking of the Puppy.
" The next Moment, our ftout old Squire,
" difengaging a Blunderbufs from its Sling
" over our Heads, prefented the Muzzle
" full at the Highwayman who had not
" yet fired, and fprang out of the Coach
'^with it; on which, the Man galloped up
" the Bank, ftooping low, fo as to keep his
" Horfe's Neck between his Head and the
" Piece ; at the fame Time dropping his
" Piftol, which was fecured to his Waift
" by a leathern Strap. He called to the
" Poftilion who rode our third Horfe,
" ' Drive on ! ' ' No, ftop," cries the Squire,
" * for I fee another Coach coming up,
" which may contain an unarmed Party ! '
A Voice from the Bajket, 129
^* The Highwayman, reiterating, ^ Drive
" on ! * galloped acrofs the Heath, followed
** by his two Companions ; for a third had
" been at our firft Horfe's Head all the
" While. The Squire continued levelling
" his Piece at them as long as they were
" within Range, then took oiF his Hat,
** wiped his Head, and turned about to us
" with a Look of Satisfadlion. The other
" two Men, who all this While had been
** as white as Death and as ftill as Stones,
" now cried, * Well done. Squire ! we 're
** much indebted to you!' while the out-
** lide Paflengers gave him three Cheers.
" He took mighty little Note of them, but
" ftepped up to the Coach that had now
** come up, which proved to contain the
'* Duke of Newcajile, who, being unarmed,
** was very glad to continue his Journey in
^* Company with us. Thus were three
*^ Defperadoes put to flight by one ener-
** getic old Man ! In another Hour we
** reached the Inn where we were to dine,
" where the Duke parted Company with
130 T^he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
** us. The Squire fat at the Head of the
" Table, and made me fit next him, and
" infifted on pledging all the Ladies, to
** keep up our Courage. Every body
" talked faft and ate faft too, as we were
" elated at our Efcape and pretty hungry.
" I fhould tell you, the fat Woman main-
" tained that her fnappifh little Puppy had
" thrown the Robber off his Guard ; but
" the Squire fhook his Head upon't.
" While frefh Horfes were putting to, a
** couple of Horfemen, apparently a Clergy-
^* man and his Servant, rode into the Inn-
" Yard. The Squire, ftepping out to
" them, related what had juft occurred,
** and cautioned them againft croffing the
** Heath unarmed. They thanked him,
** but told him they were two Police-
" Officers in Difguife, and well armed in
" the Hope of Attack. In faft, as we
" have fince learnt, they were befet by the
" very Men who had aflailed us, and
** giving Chafe to the Gang, who difperfed
** as wide as they could, followed them all
A Voice from the Bajket. 1 3 1
** acrols the Country till they fucceeded in
" capturing two ; one of whom fwam his
" Horfe acrofs a River, but was taken on
^* the other Side. The Squire has fince
*^ been afked to appear againft them, but
" has declined, faying there is already fuf-
** ficient Evidence, and he has no Mind to
'* fwear away Lives that he fpared when
** his Blood was hot.
" After this, you may fuppofe we could
" talk of Nothing but Murders, Robberies
" and fuch-like deHghtful Subjecfls during
" the greater Part of our Journey : and
'^ each feemed trying to outdo the other,
*' in hope of making the others forget how
** tamely all had behaved except the Squire,
** Gradually we dropped our Companions
" at one Place or another, till none re-
** mained but the Squire ^ myfelf, and the fat
** Woman. He now began to be amufed
** at the Joy I could not help betraying at
" the Sight of every well-known Landmark,
** and tried to teafe me by fuppofing a
** Dozen ridiculous Accidents that might
132 T^he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
" have happened at Home, to difappoint
" me of my Pleafure. At length, we
^' flopped at the Corner of a By-Road in
" Larkfield Parifh, and young Mr. Heavi-
" tree comes up. * Are you there. Father ? '
'* fays he, fcrambUng up on the Step to
" look in. * All right, my Boy,' fays the
" Squire, grafping his Hand, which he
" fhook heartily, ' and here's Gatty Bower-
" bank come Home to fee ' her Mother'
*' Mr. Heavitree gave me fuch a cheerful
" Smile ! ' How glad they will all be ! '
" faid he, ' they do not in the leaft exped:
** you, and have been wondering why you
" have let them be fo long without a Let-
'^ ten I was at your Mother's juft now.'
'' ' She's quite well, then ?' cried I. ' Oh
^* yes,' faid he, * but you don't look very
'' well, I think.' ' Manners, Jack!' fays
*^ the Squire, * Well, Father, I meant no
** Harm ; here are Horfes, Sir, for you and
" me, and a light Cart for your Luggage.'
Put Mrs. Gatty s Baggage into the
* Cart too, my Boy,' fays the Squire, ' and
a c
A Voice from the Bajket, 133
" fend the Horfes round to the Green
'^ Hatch, for I've a Mind to walk acrofs
" the Fields with this young Damfel, and
*' fee what Reception fhe gets, and I fup-
" pofe you won't Mind coming along with
'' us.' ' Not I, Sir,' faid Mr. Heavitree,
" * I fhall like it very much.' So, when
** the Luggage was put in the Cart, and
** the Coachman was fettled with, we
** flarted off, as fociable as could be, talking
'^ about the Highway Robbery; and the
" Squire took Care to tell his Son that I
** was the only Woman who did not
" fcream when the Piftol was fired into
** the Coach. Well, we got to the dear
*' old Garden-Gate ; and there, ftrolling
*' along the pebbled Walk juft within it,
** were Lucy and Periy their Arms about
" each other's Necks. — The Squire hem-
'^ med ; they looked round ; and oh ! what
** a Cry of Joy they gave ! My Mother^
'* hearing the Noife, came out. . . .
** Dear Mrs. Fatty ^ I am writing as
** fmall as ever I can, and muft write ftill
134 '^h^ OA/ Chelfea Bun-^Houfe.
" fmaller, if I mean to get in Half of
'^ what I want to fay. Imagine what a
** happy Evening we had ! My dear
" Mother fhed many Tears, though, when
" £he heard of your Kindnefs to me
^* throughout my Illnefs ; and delired me
" to exprefs her Thankfulnefs to you all
" in the ftrongeft Terms I could frame.
" My Ten Pounds proved very acceptable,
" as it made up, with her Savings, juft the
** Sum fhe wants to bind Joe to our Village
** Dodlor. Penelope is learning to make
*' Bone-Lace ; and Mrs. Evans is fo well
** content with Lucyy that fhe is going to
** take her as fecond Teacher in her School
** next Quarter, fo that we are all getting
** on mighty well, one Way and another.
" Alfo my Mother has realized a pretty
** little Sum by the Sale of fome of my
" Father s Latin Books, and there are yet
** more left. Your delicious Plum-Cake
" was done ample Juftice to, and the Boys
'* declare there never were fuch Ginger-
" bread-Nuts. Now I have filled my
A Voice from the Bajket, 135
" Paper to the very Edge, and yet how
** much I have left unfaid ! Put yourfelf
^* in my Place, and you w^ill know^ all I
** w^ould fay to you, and to dear Mrs.
^' Honeywood, and to Prue; not forgetting
*' Mr. Honeywoody to whom give my kind
*' Regards.
** Your ever attached and grateful
*^ Gertrude Bowerbank."
My Father y who was fmoking his Pipe
whilft I read this Letter to him and my
Mother, prefently faid, *' I fee them all!"
" See who. Father?''
** Everybody in Mrs. Gattfs Letter —
'' The old Woman with her Pipe, the old
'* Gentleman in his Roquelaure, the Rob-
** ber hung in Chains on the lone Heath,
*' the Highwaymen, the flout old Squire
" leaping out with his Blunderbufs, my
" Lord Duke coming up, the Police-
'* Officers riding into the Yard, the young
** Farmer coming to meet his Father,
136 'The Old Cheljea Bun-Houfe.
** Gatty flying up to her Mother — that
^* Letter is as full of Pidtures as this
'' Chinefe Paper."
After ruminating on it a While longer,
he began again, with,
** Gatty ought to marry the Squire/'
** Oh Father! his Sony if you pleafe ! ''
^* How do you know the Son is a fingle
"Man?"
" Nay, how do we know the Squire is
'' a Widower ? He's too old."
'^ Perhaps ihe won't marry either,^' faid
Prue,
" Perhaps not, Mrs. Prue, but let me
" tell you, neither you nor your Sifter
" could have writ that Letter."
" Well, Father y I fuppofe a Woman
" does not get married for writing a Let-
" ter. For my Part, I don't fee much in
*^ it. Anybody, I fuppofe, could write, if
" they had Anything to write about."
" No, that don't follow — it's a nonfequi-
" tury as the Scholars fay."
'' I don't fet up for a Scholar, not I,"
A Voice from the Bajket, 1 37
faid Pruey " I never was fo good a Hand
'' at my Pen as Fatty ; but I worked the
" beft Sampler, for all that."
''Well," fays my Father ^ "fay, when
'' you write to her. Fatty ^ that I don't care
'' how often I pay a Shilling for fuch a
*' Voice from the Bafket as that. I wifh
'' fhe'd fend us one every Week."
It indeed was Something curious, how
my Father's Fancy was hit by this Letter,
which he got me to read to him many
Evenings following. What was more re-
markable, Mr. Fenwick praifed it too,
though after a more temperate Manner.
He called it eafy Writing. Now, fure,
what is eafy, is not fo meritorious as what
is difficult ! And he added it was almoft
as good as fome of the Letters in the
Spectator; which, everybody muft own,
was immoderate. Gatty could hiflorify
plain enough what paffed before her own
Eyes and was heard by her own Ears ; but
fhe could not frame a Sentence that required
fome Exertion of the Mind to follow ;
138 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
which, I take it, is the Perfeffion of good
Writing; at leaft, I know that's the Way
with our beft Authors. And no Shame to
her for it: Women are not to be blamed
for not fhining in what is out of their
Province ; and fhe fpelt perfectly well, and
wrote a neat, flowing Hand, which had
found Plenty of Pradlice under Lady Betty;
only, to fet her up with the Amandas and
Z)^r/W<^j-thatcorrefponded with Sir Richard
Steele; why, the Thing was clearly pre-
pofterous.
Meanwhile, Mr. Fenwick continued to
find his Way down to us moft Evenings,
with his Book in his Hand ; and I mufl:
fay he made the Time pafs very pleafantly
and fwiftly ; but though he read quite loud
enough for fuch a fmall Company, 'twas
evident to himfelf as well as to us, that his
Voice would by no means yet fill a Church ;
befides which, his Breath foon became
fhort, and a red Spot would come on his
Cheek ; which, whenever my Mother
noticed, ihe always made him fhut his
A Voice from the Bajket, 139
Book, and would talk about Anything that
chanced, rather than let him over-tire
himfelf. Meanwhile, he heard Nothing,
as far as I could glean, of Mr. Caryl: I
know he got no Letters, nor received any
Viiitor ; and that, I think, tended to make
the red Spot infix itfelf on his Cheek.
I pitied him heartily — " Hope deferred
maketh the Heart fick " — but yet it was
a Matter I could not prefume to exprefs
Sympathy with him upon ; nor was I
qualified to allay any of his Uneafinefs.
But I kept anxioufly looking out for Mr.
Caryl's entering the Shop. One Forenoon,
Lady Betty's Man, Mr. Jamesy came in ;
and, fays he, '^ Your Servant, Mrs. Patty —
** My Lady is going to give a grand Mafked
*^ Ball to-morrow Evening ; and it occurred
** to me that you and your Sifter might
" like to look on. If fo, I can fecure you
" good Places, where you will fee without
"being feen; and you will only have to
*' come early, and afk the Hall Porter for
" Mr. Jamesr
140 l^he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
I thanked him, and faid it would be a
vaft Treat to us ; and after a little Talk
about Mrs. Gatty, and my offering him
fome Refrefhment, which he readily fe-
ledted in the Form of Cherry Brandy and
Macarons, he went away.
Chapter IX.
Lady Betty* s Mafquerade.
Prudence was mighty pleafed to hear of
our Engagement, as it would afford her a
near View of the gay World, which was
what fhe had long been defiring. After
the Shop was clofed, we fet forth, attended
by Peter, who was alfo to fee us fafe back;
and on reaching the Square, we defcried
the Houfe diredtly by the lighted Flam-
beaux.
Both the private and public Entrance
were already in Commotion ; but we
afked the Hall Porter for Mr. yames, who
prefently appeared, ftill in Defhabille.
" You have taken me at my Word," faid
142 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
he fmiling, " Your Coming is of the
** earlieft, and I dare not let you go up-
" Stairs yet, fo you muft wait awhile in
** the Servants' Hall, till the Company
^* begin to arrive."
I was never in a Servants* Hall of that
Defcription before ; and I muft fay that it
afforded me Matter and Leifure for feveral
Reflections. Servants, Paftry-Cooks — Men
and Boys, and fo forth, were buftling in
and out, and we were pufhed about a good
Deal till we got into a quiet Corner be-
hind the Clock. It ftruck me that the
Pleafures of the Quality were purchafed at
the Price of a good Deal of Immorality in
their Dependents. Many a Glafs of Wine
did I fee fwallowed on the Sly ; many a
Tart and Cuftard whipt off and haftily
eaten in Corners. One would have
thought, in a great Houfe like this. Frag-
ments of Dainties had been fo common
that they would have been no Tempta-
tions ; but doubtlefs the poor Servants had
been fo overwrought and debarred of their
Lady Betty's Mafquerade. 143
natural Reft and regular Refrefhments,
that their Strength required a little keep-
ing up, for they had an arduous Evening
before them. The Maids flirted and
jefted ; the Men ufed intemperate Lan-
guage ; in and out among them all failed
my Lady Houfekeeper from Time to
Time, as proud as a Dutchefs, and in a
Head and Primers that a Dutchefs had
probably worn, before they were a little
foiled.
By-and-by the Buftle increafes. Mr.
James comes in, fuperbly attired, and
fmilingly oflfers us Tarts and Tokay ; but,
though prefixed, we declined. Then he
beckoned us to follow him, and piloted us
into a brilliant Ante-room where, behind
fome huge Orange Trees in Wooden Tubs,
he found us Seats that commanded a Vif-
toe of the two Drawing-rooms beyond.
Sure, the King's Majefty could fcarce dwell
in greater State. I think that neither
Whitehall^ Windfory nor Hampton Court
could ever have made a greater Show.
144 "The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
The Ante-Chamber Hangings were blue
Velvet and Silver, the Drawling-room that
came next beyond v^as amber Satin and
Gold; the Chamber beyond that was hung
with Goblin Tapeftry. Alfo there were
fome large Mirrors, in which one might
behold one's felf from Head to Foot.
I had very little Notion of what a
Mafked Ball was really like, but I con-
cluded the Company being attired as
Monarchs, Roman Senators, and Poten-
tates of various Defcriptions, would be
fufficiently poffefTed with their imaginary
Dignities to difplay Geftures and Deport-
ment of a correfponding Sort, which
would doubtlefs be very majeftical. And
thefe again would be relieved by Light-
Comedy Parts, which^ well fupported,
would be humorous and diverting.
As, let People aflemble as late as they
will, fome one muft ftill be firft, fo it was
on the prefent Occafion. A little Man,
gaudily attired, entered with a good Deal
of Flutter and Importance, who, as foon as
Lady Betty s Mafquerade. 145
he found the Apartments empty, exchanged
his Strut for his ordinary Gait, took off his
Mafk and put it on again feveral times,
perambulated the Saloons, peeped into
everything, examined himfelf again and
again before the Mirrours, acted a little in
Dumb-Show, fat down before one of them,
and finally curled himfelf up on a Settee
and dropped afleep.
I wonder how much the Expeftation of
Pleafure makes up the real Amount of
Pleafure apportioned to us in this Life.
The Pleafure itfelf continually disappoints;
the Expedlation of it has often Something
troubled and impatient ; fo that either Way
there's perpetual Alloy.
Prudence and I were now mighty
anxious for the Company. A Group at
length entered, confifting of Maids of
Honour and Courtiers of Queen Eliza-
beth's Time, very much furbelowed and
bedizened, who believed themfelves the
firft till they efpied the little Man on the
Settee, when there were fome fmall Jokes
146 T^he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
made about Cymon and Iphigenia^ Milton
and the Italian Lady, Sleeping Beauty in
the Wood, and fo forth. Then the Ladies
fettled their RuiFs at the Mirrours, and
failed up and down; and one of them
walked through Part of a Minuet without
Mufic with a Gentleman fhe called Sir
Chriftopher Hatton, who pointed his Toes
extremely well. Then one of them faid,
'"My Mafk makes my Face fo hot!"
^' And red too," faid the other ; '^ but
" what will it be by-and-by ? " ** I wonder
** if Harry will come," fays one ; ** I'll lay
" any Wager I ihall find him out."— **;ril
" lay any Wager you won't," fays the
other. Thought I, is this the Way Maids
of Honour ufed to talk in the Days of
good Queen Befs? Well, perhaps it may
be.
Juft then the little Man woke up, rub-
bing his Eyes, and faying drowfily, ** John,
*^ my hot Water at feven . . ." on which
the Ladies tittered, and he woke up,
looked about, and probably felt foolifh.
Lady Bettfs Mafquerade. i^j
Now the Muficians came, and took their
Places, and began to tune up ; and Prue
whifpered to me, *^ How delightful ! "
Indeed, the Mufic was, or feemed to me,
firft-rate, and I enjoyed it as much as any-
thing ; yet at length became inured to it,
and fcarce more attentive than to a common
Street Band; and finally wifhed the Men
would not play fo loud, for it prevented
my hearing what People were faying.
The Bail-Rooms now began to fill faft;
and were foon crowded with Jews, Turksy
and Saracensy Nuns, Monks, and Friars,
Goddefses, Shepherdefses, and Milkmaids,
Pulcinelloes, Mountebanks, and Minifters
of State. Their Drefses were exceffive
fine, and I almoft trembled to think of the
Expenfe People had put themfelves to for
the Amufement of one Night ; however,
that was all for the good of Trade — if fo
be they paid their Bills.
As for fupporting their Characters, there
was fcarce an Attempt at it; the utmoft
that the greater Part of 'em did was to fay.
148 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
in little fqueaking Voices, ** You don't
"know me!" *^ I know you!" This
feemed to me ftupider than Child's-Play ;
and I was beginning to weary of it, when
Prudence jogged me as a very pretty Figure
paffed, in ftriped Gauze and pink Satin,
fprinkled with Flowers, as the Goddefs
Flora ; and whifpered, " Lady Grace Bel-
" lair:'
Soon after, a smart young Spanifli Cava-
liero came in, whom fhe pronounced to be
Mr. Arbuthnot ; and a Bafhaw with three
Tails, whom fhe decided upon as Sir
Charles Sefton. Whether any of her
Guefses were right, I knew not. By-
and-by. Dancing began in the inner Sa-
loon; and, for the firft Time, I had a
Glimpfe of Lady Betty y who was the only
Woman without a Mafk ; and when I faw
how great was her Advantage therein over
the reft, I wondered how Perfons that
evidently thought mainly of outward Ap-
pearances could make themfelves fuch
Frights.
Lady Betty's Mafquerade, 149
By-and-by a fingular Couple, Arm in
Arm, left the Ball-Rooms for the Ante-
Chamber, drefsed like Charles the Second's
Courtiers, all but their Heads ; for one had
the Head of a Fox, and the other of a
monftrous Goofe. The latter faid,** Quack!"
whenever he was pujfhed by the Crowd,
which was held an exceeding good Joke,
for Folks cried, " Well done, Goofe !
'* Quack again!" and, when he did fo,
went into Peals of Laughter. At Length,
with his Friend the Fox, he fat down on
a Bench juft in Front of our Orange-
Trees, exclaiming to his Companion,
" Precious hot Work ! Even Popularity
" may be too fatiguing."
" I never had enough of it to know
" that," fays the Fox.
" You ! Why, you've been fteeped in it
** to the Lips !— among a certain Coterie
" at any Rate. You are feigning Modefty,
'' Mr. Fox."
" All I faid was, I had never had too
*^ much ; perhaps, not enough. We
150 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
** belong to an infatiable Race. By-the-
*^ by, I proved myfelf a Goofe To-Night in
** choofing to play Fox, for you are by far
** the more popular."
*' And only by faying Quack."
** Quackery goes a great Way in this
" World, — I might have known 't would
'' be fo."
'* Monftrous fine Mafquerade this ! "
faid the Goofe.
" Oh, delightful ! Have you made out
*^ many People?''
" Why, to tell you the Truth, I've been
" fo obferved myfelf, I've had no Time to
*' obferve others."
'' Quack!"
" Sir ! name your Hour, Place, and
'' Weapon."
** How quiet and retired is everything
** in this little Spot ! You have Time to
^* obferve now."
" Why did you deny yourfelf to me
" Yefterday ? I know you were at Home."
'* The Truth is, I was defperately hypped."
Lady Betty s Mafquerade, 151
'' What made you fo ? "
" Study."
" What were you ftudying ? The na-
" tural Hiftory of the Fox ?"
*' No, I was learning fome Verfes by
" Heart ; and I'll fpout them to you."
*' Now then; don't be tedious."
^* * Three Things an Author's modeji Wijhes
bound ;
** My Friend/hip, and a Prologue ^ and ten
Found: "
'' Oh, come! that's FopeT'
" Well, and it's my Cafe too — pretty
" near. A callow Poetling writes a Piece,
** dedicates it to me, and expefts me to
" patronize and print it."
^* You ? Why, I never faw your Name
" head a Dedication ! "
" Well, Sir, you may fhortly — if I find
" no Way of adroitly declining the Ho-
" nour, as I have done fimilar Favours
'' before."
"Why decline?"
152 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
" Oh, the Thing's burthenfome."
'* The ten Pounds may be ; but moft
" People confider themfelves honoured,
" and are willing to pay for an expenfive
" Luxury."
*' Well, it's no Luxury to me."
'' Don't have it, then."
" How avoid it?"
'' By fimple Negledl. He can t ajk for
** the ten Pounds, if you forget to fend
" them."
*^ No, but he may abufe me."
" If his Abufe is not clever. Nobody
" will read it. Come, you are making a
" Mountain of a Molehill. If he has
" fent his Poem to you, fend it back * with
" Thanks,' or forget to return it altogether,
*' or let a Spark fall upon it."
" Then a Spark would fall upon me,''
" Nay, if none of thofe Expedients can
" fit you, you muft help yourfelf to one.
** I begin to think you ought to have played
*' Goofe, in good Earneft."
They now fell to talking of the Com-
Lady Betty s Mafquerade. 153
pany, and criticizing their Dreffes and
Deportment, but I was too pre-occupied
with what they had been faying to attend
much to their cauftic Remarks ; for though
they fpoke quietly, and their falfe Heads
fomewhat difguifed their Voices, I could
not help entertaining an Impreffion that
the Fox was Mr. Caryl. Was it poor
Mr. Fenwicky then, he alluded to fo un-
handfomely? Oh, the Hollownefs of
Worldlings ! Why, had I not with my
own Ears heard him commend Mr.
Fenwick's Poem to his Face, and thank
him for the Compliment of the Dedication ?
And yet, here he was waiving it off, as
't were, and even hinting that Mr. Fenwick
wanted to be paid for it ! whereas I
knew he had refufed Money when of-
fered ! Oh, the Meannefs ! . . He was
jealous, and envious too, I could make out,
of a Man that had- writ better Verfes than
his own; and would fain have them fup-
preft. Well, well, this is a wicked World
we live in; and that's no News neither.
1 54 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
A falfe Head and a falfe Heart, thought
I, as the Fox walked off with the Goofe.
I declare my Hands tingled to pull off that
Fox's Head and expofe him; but that
would have been witlefs. I got tired of
the Vanity-Fair long before Prudence did.
At length even fhe had had enough (and
no Wonder, for our Attention had been on
the full Stretch for many Hours, without
Refrefhment or Change of Pofture) ; but
the Difficulty was, how to ileal away ; for
the Lobbies and grand Staircafe were as
thronged as the Bail-Rooms, and we
could not in our plebeian Drefles, and un-
mafked, attempt going among the Com-
pany ; fo there we continued to fit, long
after we wanted to come away. At length
the Rooms began to thin; and we took
Advantage of a chance Difperfion of the
Company to make a fudden Flight to the
back Stairs. I thought I heard Remarks
and Exclamations made, but never looked
round; and there, at the Foot of the back
Stairs, flood Peter as pale as Death, think-
Lady Bettfs Mafquerade. 155
ing he had mifled us, and never fhould find
us. He had paffed the Night, of courfe,
at a PubUc-Houfe — no good place for him,
nor for fcores of others that did the fame ;
and was now waiting with our camelot
Cloaks and Clogs, which he had flowed
fafely fomewhere where he knew he could
find them again. Once equipped, we fol-
lowed clofe at his Heels as he elbowed his
Way through a Rabble-Rout of Chairmen,
Link-Boys, Hackney-Coachmen, Pick-
pockets, and Lookers-on. It was pouring
of Rain, the Pavement fhone like Glafs,Day
was breaking, and I never heard fuch an
uproar in my Life . . . ** Lady So-and-fo's
** Chariot ! " echoed from one hoarfe Voice
to another all along and round the Corner ;
and then ** Lady So-and-fo's Chariot flops
'' the Way !"— till Lady So-and-fo flepped
in and drove ofi\
At length we got quit of it all, and
picked our Way Home as we befl could,
and a long Way it feemed ! We had too
much to do in minding our DrelTes, to have
156 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
Leifure for talking. As we got towards
the Five Fields we met plenty of Market-
Carts ; and now and then we heard the
fhrilly Cry of fome poor little Chimney-
sweep. Once at Home, we were foon in
Bed and afleep ; and I awoke nearly at my
ufual Time, chilly and yawnifh, but Prue
continued fleeping, and I did not wake her.
I was not down quite as foon as ufual,
after all, and the Milk and Bread were
behind Time ; and, of Courfe, Mr. Fenwick
did not get his Chocolate as foon as ufual.
When he heard what had made me late,
he looked grave. I faid, " Sure, Sir, there
** was no Harm in looking on ?'" He faid,
'' Well, I don't know . . It is dangerous to
^* attend not merely Places of pernicious
" but of doubtful Amufement. Do not
" your Feelings this Morning tell you that
** there was Something unfound and un-
'' fafe in the Revelry of laft Night ? And
'* if fo in the Cafe of mere Spectators, how
" much more in thatof acftual Participators?
** and of all thofe poor People, no volun-
Lady Betty* s Mafquerade. 157
^' tary Promoters of it, who only obeyed
*^ Orders, and got no Pleafure at all, but
*^ what was allied to Difhonefty and In-
** temperance ? I don't want to be over-
" ftrid; ; but am I right or wrong, think
" you, Mrs. Patty ?" And I was obliged
to own that I believed he was in the Right
on't.
As for Prue^ fhe was fit for Nothing all
Day ; but fhe would hear of no Wrong
in what had to her been fo delightful. So
I left her to amufe my quiet Mother with
her lively Chat, and attended to the Shop
myfelf.
Chapter X.
Torns Prefents.
I WAS fitting behind the Counter, when
a fmart-looking, funburnt young Man of
about two-and-twenty, attired as a Sailor,
came into the Shop. He faid, ** Hallo,
" Patty ! how are you ?" I faid, '« Why,
** Tom ! can it be you ? I thought you
*' had been in China /"
** I have been there," fays he, " true
'* enough ; more-by-Token, here's a China
** Orange for you ;" and clapped one into
my Hand with fuch Force that it went
near to go through it.
" How are you all ? '^ faid he ; " I'm glad
T^oms Prefents, 159
** to fee you, and I hope you're glad to fee
"me.''
• *^ Oh yes, very glad, Tom ; pray walk
" into the Parlour — we are all at Home."
" How are you, Uncle V fays he, fo
loud and fudden that he made my Father
jump. " And you. Aunt /" — kiffing her.
" And you ! " kiffing Prue too.
"* Manners, Jack!'"' fays my Father,
quoting Gattys Letter.
** My Name's Tom^ Vncle^ not ^acky
" though I fuppofe you meant Jack Tar,
" Well ! fo here you all are ! I've only
**juft landed — Didn't forget one of you
" in foreign Lands ; I've brought my Aunt
" a Monkey."
** A nafty Beaft ! " cries my Father ;
** we won't have him here, Tom ! He'll
'' break all my China."
" Well, Uncky I thought fhe might
" do a little Damage that Way, ('tis the
** prettieft little Creature you ever faw ;
" her Ears are bored, and her Name's
" J^Jfy ') S° ^ brought you. Sir, a Tea-
i6o The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
" Service, to cover Breakages ; the Cups
*• and Saucers fitting into each other ; and
** the Teapot, no bigger than this Orange,
" fitting in o' Top ; the whole Concern
"packs in a Cylinder no bigger than a
" Spice-Box."
** Dear T^om^ lays my Mother^ nervoufly,
** we've more Tea-Services already than
** we fhould know what to do with, if we
•* did not keep a genteel Kind of Tea-
** Garden for the Quality."
** But as you do. Ma'am, won't it be
** acceptable ? Or otherwiie, won't you
"want Jejfj to break it? She's the
** prettiell little Dear you can imagine, the
" Darling of the whole Ship. Well ! it
** ieems you 're each diicontented with the
"other's Prefents; — my Uncle don't like
** your having the Monkey, and you don't
**likc his having the Crockery. Then
" 1 11 tell you what I 'U do — chop and
change. 1 11 take your Prefents down
to my Father and Mother^ and you fhall
have theirs. I 've bought you a Pair of
€(
f€
Thorn's Prefents. i6i
^' Slippers, Pruey but of courfe they 're too
" big."
And out he pulled a Pair of little
Chinefe Slippers that might have pinched
Cinderella.
** I 'm fure you can't wear them, Prue,'*
faid I.
" I 'm fure I fhan't try," faid fhe, jerking
her Chin.
" Well, Patty y fince I could find you
" Nothing better, I 've brought you a
" Feather Fan with an Ivory Handle."
** Thank you, T:om I " faid I ; ** it will do
" nicely to flap the Flies off the Paflry."
'* And fince you. Aunty will not have
** the Monkey, you mufl be content with
** fome Gunpowder Tea."
** I fhall like that a great deal better,
" Tom, I afTure you. The only Sort of
" Gunpowder I approve."
Here T^om pulled out of his Pocket
what looked like a Mahogany Rule, about
nine Inches long. " Now, Sir," fays he
to my Father y ** what 's that ?"
1 62 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
" I can't for the Life of me tell/' fays»
my Father^ after eyeing it afkance and
then handling it.
" I knew you couldn't ! See," (unfolding
it,) '' it 's a Boot-jack ! "
" A queer one, Tom!''
** And what is it now ? Why, a Read-
'' ing-Defk ! What is it now ? A Crib-
**bage Board!"
" Ha ! Toniy that's ingenious."
"Ingenious, Uncle? I believe it is!
" What is it now? A Ruler. What is it
** now? A pair of Snuffers."
"Ha, ha, ha!"
" Ah, I knew you'd laugh — what is it
" now? An eighteen Inch Rule. What is it
" now ? A Pair of Nut-crackers. What
" is it now ? Two Candlefticks. What is
" it now ? A Picquet-Board. What is it
" now ! A Lemon-fqueezer. That's for
" you. Uncle, That's all the Changes.
" It will go into your Coat Pocket."
^^ It Jhall go there, Tom! 'Tis a real
" Curiofity."
Thorns Prefents. 163
" I knew you'd fay fo. Sir. I wasn't
** fure about the Monkey, but I knew
" you'd like this. Jejfy fhall go with me
" Home, but I fhan't go there till next
" Week, becaufe they don't know we've
** come up the River, fo I ihall ftay a
'' little here firft."
'* But, Tom, I don't know how we can
" take you in, for we have a Lodger."
^* Oh my Goodnefs ! Nay, don't put
" the poor Fellow to Inconvenience on my
" Account, pray."
** Certainly not!" cried Prue, indig-
nantly. **Why, Mr. Fenwick is quite a
'' Gentleman !"
** Oh, is he fo ?" faid Tom, burfting out
laughing, ** and pray, what am I ? * Sir,
^^ you 're no Gentleman ! ' — is that it,
'' PrueV
" Why, you're Tom, and that's all."
'^ And that's enough too, isn't it? Oh,
" I can fwing my Hammock anywhere.
** I wouldn't put Anyone to the fmalleft
*^ Inconvenience. Would fooner catch
164 TChe Old Cheljea Bun-Houfe.
** my Death of Cold, or lofe every Shot
** in my Locker."
" Toniy you're fuch a thoughtlefs, good-
*^ tempered Fellow, we muft pack you in
" fome where/'
** Oh, no. Uncle! don't think of it.
''V\\ be off to the Three Bells. Only,
** there are two Belles here I like better."
** But, Tom^ I fliouldn't like you to get
*^ your Pocket picked."
" And I," faid my Mother y '' fhould not
** like you to take your Death of Cold."
*' Never caught Cold in my Life, Ma'am,
*' that was only Flummery ; a Sailor has
" Something elfe to do than keep fneezing
" and blowing his Nofe. And I can leave
** my Money and Watch here."
*^ Prudence^' faid I, ** you and I could
" fleep in the little blue Clofet."
" Why fhouldn't Toniy' faid Prudence^
** now the other Door is un-nailed ? We
" fhould have to move all our Things."
** Thank you, Patty y' faid Toniy "you
** were always as fweet as Syrup to me.
T^onis Prefents, 165
" I fhall like the blue Clofet a precious
** deal the beft, I can affure you, inftead
" of being maft-headed."
So thus it was arranged ; and the light-
hearted Fellow was foon eftablifhed among
us, fpinning long Yarns, as he called them,
about yohn Chinaman,
The next Day, he was abfent for fome
Hours, and when he came back, he faid
he wanted Prue and me to go with him
in the Evening to fee a Conjuror. Pru-
dencCy for fome Whim, would not go; but
I accompanied him with Pleafure. The
Way Tom went on, however, fpoiled my
Evening's Entertainment.
The Conjurer was dreifed fomewhat in
the Oriental Style, and I fhould have taken
him for a real Foreigner, only that Tom
whifpered to me that was all Sham. In
Fad:, he began by addreffing us in very
good Englijh, and faying that the Marvels
he was about to difplay were unaccom-
panied by any Fraud or Deception, and
that any Lady or Gentleman who doubted
1 66 T!he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
his Word might come and fit at his Elbow.
** I accept your Invitation!" cries Tom;
and immediately " flued himfelf round/'
as he expreflid it, round a Pillar between
us and the Stage, flipped down it as if he
had been a Monkey, and was at the Man's
Side in a Moment. The Conjurer looked
fufHciently annoyed, but not more fo than
I felt, for it feemed to me that the Eyes
of all the Audience were alternately on
To?72 and me, as indeed they well might be.
Luckily for my Comfort and Refpecta-
bility, he left me fitting next to a very
fteady-looking elderly Couple, the neareft
of which faid, " Never mind, young Lady,
" we'll take Care of you." I faid, *' It was
" fo very though tlefs of him to leave me!"
and felt quite uncomfortable. " It was
'' very thoughtlefs," faid the good Woman's
Hufband, fmiHng, '' I ihould think, Mifs,
'' he's in the fea-faring Line." I faid,
*^ Yes, Sir," and we then began to attend
to what was going on, on the Stage ; but
I fat on Thorns all the While.
Torris Prefents. 167
Tom, quite unembarraffed by the Publicity
of his Polition, kept his Eyes fixed on the
Conjurer's Proceedings with an Air of
Hvely Intereft. The two or three firft
Tricks drew from him fuch Exclamations
as " Capital ! Excellent ! " which appeared
fomewhat to mollify the Cunning Man ;
but at length, when Something was done
which feemed very furprifing, Tom coolly
remarked, " Ah! I fee how that is managed,"
in a Voice as clear as a Bell, that was heard
all over the Houfe. The Conjurer fhook
his Head at him and fr#wned ; but went
on to Something elfe. Again Tom was
pleafed ; again he clapped as heartily as
any. The next Trick he marked his
Approval of by faying, " Very neat, very
'' neat." At Length came the grand Feat
of the Evening, which was fwallowing a
Carving-Knife. Everybody's Attention
was riveted, when Tom fa id in an Ex-
poftulatory Voice, *' But, my dear good
" Fellow, how can you fay there is no
*^ Fraud or Deception?'' ** Sir, I defy
1 68 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
^^ you to prove any," fays the Conjurer.
** I will prove it diredily," fays Tom^ *^ for
" I have often i^tn the Thing better done
" in India J^ " Sir, you are an impertinent
*' Fellow," fays the Conjurer; "I muft
" infift upon it that you withdraw. If
** you will not retire of your own Accord,
" you fhall do fo on Compulfion, for it is
" highly indecorous to interrupt a public
" Performance in this Manner."
" Well, but why did you afk me ? " faid
Tom, ** I didn't ! " fays the Conjurer.
" Yon did," idiys^om, '' Bidnt he ?" to
the whole Houfe. *^ Knock him down !
'^ Throw him over!" cried feveral Voices.
'' Give him into Cuftody !" '' Nay," fays
ToMy " I don't want to make any Difturb-
** ance : — if you wifli me to go, I'll go,
'^ for I never like to put People to the
** leaft Inconvenience, and I'm fure if I'd
" known you didn't mean to be taken at
** your Word, I would have flayed where
*' I was!" Saying which, he fwung him-
felf up the Pillar again, and was by my
'Torns Prefents. 169
Side the next Moment, looking as merry
and good-tempered as ever. But I was fo
penetrated with Shame, that I could not
bear to look up, but begged him to let us
go Home, to which he acceded, though
with much Surprife. The next Morning,
I was giving my Father and Mother an
Account of my uncomfortable Evening,
when Toniy coming in to Breakfaft, fays,
" Who is that pale, lanky Chap I met
"juft now upon the Stairs?"
" Tom ! — " faid Prudence, very indig-
nantly, ** it was Mr. Fenwick ?"
** How ihould I know who he was ? "
rejoined Tom unconcernedly, ** I thought
*^ he might be a Thief.'"
" A Thief, indeed ! " muttered Prue, as
fhe buttered her Roll.
'' Well, Prue;' faid he brifkly, '' I gave
" Patty a Treat laft Night, fo now it's
^* your Turn.'*
*^ You did give Patty a Treat, indeed,
" my Lad," fays my Father ironically.
" I'm glad fhe found it fo, Uncky' fays
I/O "The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
he, quite cheerfully, *^ fo, To-Night, Pru-
*^ dence, I'll take you to the Play."
** I don't know that I want to go," fays
Prudence. . %
" Oh ! very well, then I'll take Patty.''
'' Thank you, Tom;' faid I, '' but I
*^ don't quite approve of Theatrical Amufe-
'' ments."
'' You don't ? Oh my Goodnefs !— And
** do^^^^ difapprove of them, Prue V
" No, not I," faid Prue, " I think Patty
" more nice than wife."
" Oh, then, come along like a good Girl,
** and let's go together."
'' But, "Tom;' fays my Father, '' I fhall
** put a Spoke in that Wheel, unlefs you
*' promife you won't forfake her as you
** did Patty laft Night."
^* I'll promife you a Dozen Times,
" Uncle y if you think that will make it
** more fecure."
*^ No, if you promife once in earneft,
" that will do."
** I do promife."
T^onis Prefents. 171
** But, Toniy' put in my dear Mothery
" I fhare Patty's Objeftions to the Play-
'* Houfe, and I think two fuch young
" Heads as you and Prue are hardly to be
" trufled there. In fhort, I would rather
'' fhe did not go."
Prue pouted a little on this^ — My Father
began to chafe.
'* Fiddlefticks, my Dear," fays he, ** you
** and I often went to a Play together
" when we were young, and why fhouldn't
*^they?"
** Why, my Dear, as I am no longer
" young, I fee Things in a different Light."
** It may not be a truer Light, though,
" Mrs. Honeywoody and you can't exped:
** young Folks to fee Things differently
" from what you yourfelf did when you
*' were young. Tut, tut! let the Girl go,
** and fay no more about it."
" But, Mr. Honeywood . . ."
" But, Madam !" (very loud and angry,)
** haven't I fald it fhould be fo, and have
*' I a Right to be minded ?"
172 "The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
Here my Mother turned pale and trem-
bled, which I never could bear to fee ; and
I was going to urge Prue and 'Tom^ in a
low Voice, to give up their Treat rather
than foment a Family Quarrel, when I
was called into the Shop, which prevented
my knowing how the Matter ended. Pre-
fently Tom went through the Shop, out of
the Houfe; and the next Time I could
look into the Parlour, it was empty.
PruCy however, was finging about the
Houfe, fo I argued that Peace had been
reftored fomehow; moft likely by her
giving up the Play. By-and-by fhe comes
in all Smiles, and fays, " Til take up Mr.
Fenwick's Chocolate," and, before I could
fay a Word, took the little Tray out of
my Hand and was off with it.
I had forgotten all about this, when,
fome Time after, happening to go up
Stairs for my Knotting-Bag, in paffing the
open Door of Mr. Fenwick's Sitting- Room,
I faw him and Prue ftanding at the Win-
dow, their Backs towards me, in earneft
Toms Prefents. iji^
Converfation ; he holding her by the Hand,
and fhe apparently in Tears. This gave
me the oddeft Feeling I ever had in my
Life — I v^ent up into my Room, fat down
on the firft Chair I came to, and could
hardly turn my Breath. I could not think
what had come over me ! Prefently I got
up and tried to drink fome cold Water,
but could hardly get it down. It feemed
to me as if I could not think; and yet
there was a great, dull, dark, unwelcome
Thought in my Head all the while !
I leant my Head againft the Wall ; and
having quieted myfelf a little, rofe to go
down Stairs. Juft then, Prue came in,
and looked as if fhe had hoped to find the
Room unoccupied. I faid, *^ You've been
" crying, Prue T' She faid, fharply, " No,
^*I haven't!— and what if I had?"~I
faid, ** Only that I fhould have been forry
** to know that you were in Sorrow." She
faid, ** Tears are fhed for Joy, fometimes,
" as well as Sorrow, are not they?" " Cer-
" tainly," faid I; and turned away. " What
174 ^he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
** could make you think I had been crying,
"Patty?'' fays fhe hurriedly. "Well,"
I faid, " I thought you might be vexed
" about the Play."—" The Play ? oh, that
" was given up before Tom w^ent out,'' faid
ihe — " Of courfe it did vex me, and I
" think it v^as unkind of my Mother not
" to let me go." " You knov^ her Mo-
" tives are aWays kind," faid I. " Well,
" of courfe I do," fays flie, ftill croflly,
" but don't harp any more on fuch a dif-
" agreeable Subjed:. If you do, I fhall
" run away from you." And away fhe
ran.
Then it was not the Play ; then it was
not about Anything connedled with Tom,
that had made her cry ! I'd thought as
much ! " Tears are fhed for Joy as well
" as for Sorrow," fometimes, though not
very often. I fat down again, and turned
my Face to the Wall, with my Head
refting againft it, and cried bitterly. Mine
were Tears of Sorrow, not of Joy !
Chapter XI.
"The Old Angel
I DO not much like to look back on that
Time: — I was under a Cloud; a very dark
one ; and faw, heard, and felt Everything
under its Shadow. I did not feem to love
Prue much, nor to believe fhe loved me ;
I took Pleafure in Nothing, and did
Nothing well.
I wonder, now, how I could have been
fo filly. I am very glad People could not
fee into my Heart, nor guefs what was
paffing in my toifed and fretted Mind.
Oh ! if our Neighbours fometimes lay to
our Charge Things that we know not, how
176 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
often might they lay to our Charge Things
that they know not ! They think us on
good and pleafant Terms with them, may-
be, when we are full of Envy, Jealoufy,
and Sufpicion. They utter the carelefs
Word and laugh the cheerful Laugh,
little gueffing that their lighteft Look,
Word and Tone are being weighed in a
Balance.
I fuppofe my troubled Mind tinctured a
Letter I wrote, as about this Time, to
Gatty; for in her Reply to it, which fol-
lowed very quickly, ihe faid,
"I think I can fee by your Writing
that you are not well, nor in good Spirits.
How earneftly do I wifh, dear Mrs. Patty ^
you would come down to us here, and try
the effed: of a little Change. Yours is a
very toilfome, anxious Life, though you
carry it off fo well ; always afoot, always
thinking of others! But this may be
overdone, and I think you have overdone
it now ; fo come down, pray, before you
get any worfe. You know your Way to
"The Old AngeL i ^'j
" the Old Angel, dear Patty! and though
*^ the Days are fo very fhort now and the
*^ Weather cold, the Roads are in fine
** Order and you ihall have a warm Fire-
** fide. My Mother will be more joyed
^* to fee you than I can exprefs, and fo will
" my Brothers and Sifters y and I need not
" fay how acceptable your Company will
^' be to me ! My Month's Holiday is up,
** and I have writ to Lady Betty ; but fhe
** returns no Anfwer, and perhaps confiders
** me no longer her Servant. I cannot fay
" I fhall fret much if it prove fo ; but the
" Fadt muft: fhortly be afcertalned ; as in
** that Cafe I mufl; feek another Service.
" How I fhould like to go to that reverend,
" comfortable old Mrs. Arhuthnot! Per-
" haps, when I fend her Aprons, I might
** write a refpedtful Line, faying I am in
** want of a Situation. Hers would be a
" vaflily different Service, I fancy, from my
** Lady Betty s. And yet, do you know,
** that fl:range Sifter of mine. Pen, is cer-
" tain fhe fhould like to live with my
178 "The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
" Lady ! Dear Mrs. Patty y I muft abruptly
" conclude, as we are preparing to fpend
*' the Evening at Roaring Houfe, It is a
'^ good Step, and there will be no Moon,
" but we fliall do well with Lantern and
'* Pattens, and are not fear'd at Hob-
'' Goblin.
'' I depend on your coming, fo name the
*' Day; and wrap up very warm, or elfe
" come infide the Coach. Tell the
'* Coachman to fet you down at the Mile-
** Stone, juft before he reaches the Green
^^ Hatch; and we will be there to meet
" you. There have been no Highway
" Robberies thefe three Weeks, and only
" one Overturn, fo don^t be afraid.
'' Your Affeftionate,
** Gertrude Bowerbank."
^' Roaring Houfey" flowly repeated my
Father^ knocking the Afhes out of his
Pipe, when I had read him the greater
Part of this Letter. '^ It muft be a very
The Old Angel. 179
^* queer Place, I think, that has fuch a queer
" Name ... A roaring Houfe ! — hang
" it if I fhould like to live in it ! — A
*' Houfe that roars, or that has been ac-
" cuftomed to roar, very likely in the old
** Days of the roaring Cavaliers! — A
'* monftrous queer Name indeed ! — Aye,
*' aye, many a Hogfhead of ftrong Ale
^* has been fwilled in its great, rambling
** Kitchen by roaring Boys, I vv^arrant ye —
" A great, rambling, fcrambling, fliambling
^^ Houfe, with Doors and Cafements
" loofe on their Hinges, that creak in the
** Wind, and with loofe Tiles on the great
'* gabled Roofs, and Swallows' Nefts in
*^ the great, windy Chimneys, and creak-
** ing Boards in the uneven Floors and
** rotten old Staircafes, and dark Corners,
'* and dark Cup-Boards, and windy Key-
" Holes and winding Paffages. That's
** my Notion of Roaring Houfe '^
** Is that where Gatty lives ? " faid
Prudence heedlefsly.
" No, where fhe was going to drink
i8o The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
** Tea ; with Lantern and Pattens," faid
my Father — *' Didn't you hear Patty
^' read ? Ha ! Time was, I wouldn't have
** minded being her Foot-Boy."
'' But, Patty,'' faid my dear Mother
anxioufly, " fhe does not think you are
" well. Love. Do you wifh to go to
'' LarkfieldV
" Why, certainly. Mother, it would be
** a great Treat ; only I don t fee how I
** could well be fpared."
" Oh, we can fpare you well enough,"
cries Prudence ; '* you won't be miffed ! "
'^ Thank you," faid I abruptly ; and
thought I would not go.
" We will manage to fpare you very
** well, my dear Love," faid my dear
Mother — "We will contrive fo that you
" fhall not be miffed."
Jufl the fame Thing, only faid how
differently ! I thought I would go. A
kind Word fpoken in Seafon, oh! how
good is it !
In fhort, I decided to go, for I felt I
T: he Old Angel i8i
wanted a Change ; and I was hourly in
dread of faying in my prefent irritable
State, something to Prudence which I
ihould afterwards be bitterly forry for. I
faw fhe wanted me to go ; I knew fbe
couldy if fhe would, fupply my Place for a
httle While ; and I hoped after a fhort
Abfence to return with a new Set of Ideas,
and find all Things ftraight.
So I wrote to Gatty, to name my Day,
and began to pack up. When Mr. Fen-
wick heard I was going, he looked very
much furprifed ; but faid Nothing. I was
glad of the one and the other. I liked
his being furprifed, and I liked his making
no common-place Speeches. In the mean
Time, he had, I knew, addreffed a Letter
to Mr. Caryl ; and I found, rather unex-
peftedly, he had got an Anfwer ; — in this
Way.
I had carried up his Chocolate, and
found him with his Elbow on the Mantel-
Piece, and his Thumb and Fore-Finger
pinching his Chin very hard, while he
1 82 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
frowned anxioufly over a Billet he was
reading.
" This is very ftrange, — very provok-
*' ing ! '' cried he, looking round to me
for Sympathy — ^* I don't know why I
" fhould trouble you to hear about it,
'' Mrs. Patty, but I am vexed !"
" I fhould like to hear about it if you
** pleafe. Sir/' faid I quietly.
'' Why, — the Matter is this. I fent
** Something I had been writing, — Some-
" thing I had taken a good deal of Pains
** with, — to Mr. Paul Caryl, He feemed
*^ a good deal pleafed with it, took it up
*^ quite warmly, promifed to put it in
*^ Train for me and give it his Patronage.
" A long Interval has enfued, without
^^ Anything coming of it ; at length I ven-
" ture to write him a gentle Reminder ;
** and he, with a hundred thoufand Pro-
'^ teftations and Apologies, writes to fay
*' that ' how to excufe himfelf he knows not,
'* but the plain Fad; is, a Spark falling on my
'' Manufcript, has utterly confumed it.' "
T: he Old Angel, 183
" I don't believe it!" cried I with fud-
den Paffion, " I don't believe one Word of
"it!"
*^ Why, it's hard to believe — " begins
Mr. Fenwicky with an aggrieved Air.
" It's not to be believed ! " interrupted
I vehemently ; ** it's a Falfehood, if ever
** one was told ! A trumped up, vamped
" up Story ! "
" Hufh, Mrs. Patty—'
" No, Sir, I can't hufh, I know it's as
" I fay : I'm fure of it ! Oh, the Mean-
^^ nefs !— "
" My dear Patty /— "
** It's abominable. Sir ! He^ call himfelf
** a Gentleman V
" My dear Patty ^ you quite aftound me
** by the Vehemence of your Sympathy.
" I can't tell you how gratefully I feel it.
'* But your undue Warmth makes me fee
*^ my own in its proper Light — I was feel-
*' ing this Matter too much. It is morti-
" fying enough, I muft own, but I dare
" fay what he tells me is true . . ."
1 84 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
"Not a Word!"
" And whether true or not, the Lofs to
" me is the fame — I fhall never fee my
" Manufcript again — "
** If I were the King or the Lord Mayor,
" you fhould !— "
*' Pooh, pooh! what, whtn i\!s burnt f
" Burnt or unburnt; or he fhould go to
'' Newgate ; that he fhould ! "
** No, no, Patty ; Kings and Lord
" Mayors don't fend Poets to Newgate,
" for being carelefs of other Poets' Papers.
** You make me laugh at my own Annoy-
** ance, you caricature it fo ! I have quite
" cleared up, now — I fhall not think of
"it again; unlefs with a Smile. But I
'* heartily thank you for your warm Sym-
"pathy, dear Patty!''
"Ah, Sir!—"
" Yes, Patty, for your acceptable, your
" salutary Sympathy."
And he cordially prefTed my Hand. I
withdrew it, and flipped away ; but with
a Feeling of Confolation and Complacence
The Old Angel. , 185
to which my lone Heart had of late been
a Stranger. I wiped away a Tear, and
went to pack my Box.
** In a brotherly sort of Way," thought
I ; *' he regards me kindly. Nothing more."
Oh! what awful Work it is, when
Sisters are jealous of one another! The
nearer the Heart, the greater the Smart.
The clofer the Kin, the greater the Sin.
My Heart was in that State, that the leaft
Injury, real or fuppofed, made me ready
to cry out; and yet I muft look out
jealoufly for new Injuries, as if I had not
enough already. As for Pruey fhe was in
a mofl unpleafant Humour, fnappifh and
recklefs, or merry and unfeeHng : laughing
twice as much as there was Need, at the
mereft Trifle ; or requiring to be fpoke to
twice before fhe heard or made Anfwer.
There was no Confidence between us now ;
and if fhe had made any Approach to it,
I fhould have ftarted away from it. I was
glad when fhe was going about. Sight-
feeing, with Tom; for, as fhe truly faid.
1 86 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
fhe was fo foon to have all the Work to
do, that fhe might as well take, her Plea-
fure while fhe could : only it was not
fpoken kindly. As for Tom, he had been
Home and back again : he had taken down
his Monkey to his Mother, but had foon
got tired, I fancy, of country Quiet, (which,
he faid, was as dull as a Roari-torio,) fo
made an Excufe to run up to Town again
on fome fea-faring Bufinefs. However,
he had only left Home for a few Days,
and meant to return to it as foon as he had
fquired me to the Old Angel ; though I
told him I had not the leafl Need of his
Protedlion, and wanted Nobody but Peter
to go with me. He would not have it fo;
but got up fome Hours before Light, brifk
as a Lark, to fee me off, like a good-
tempered Fellow as he was. He talked
all Sorts of Rhodomontade by the Way,
that amufed me in fpite of myfelf ; and,
juft as we got to the Inn-yard, afked me
how often I thought he had been in Love.
** Never once," faid L
The Old Angel 1 87
" Then, there you're quite out," faid
he, ** for I've been in Love four Times."
Here a Man ran againft him v^ith a Box,
" You might have put out my Eye," fays
Tom to him ; ** hov^ever, as you didn't,
'* it's no Matter." Here v^e got to the
Booking-office, and waited there while the
dirty old Coach was being wafhed.
^' Four Times,'* repeated Toniy returning
to his Subject, ** and I'll tell you who
" with."
'' Oh no," faid I, " pray fpare me!"
" You don't guefs the Name of the
" laft, then," fays he with a roguifh Air.
** Patty Honeywood^' doubtlefs, faid I.
" You're not fo far out, then," fays he,
burfting out laughing,
^'Hufh, Tom! People will hear you. ."
" Well, and what if they do ?"
'* Why, I ftian't put much Faith in your
" Paffion, if you talk and laugh fo openly
" about it."
** Ah," fays he, ** perhaps I may feel as
'* much as Fellows that are more affeded."
1 88 T^he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
Here we got flioved about a good deal by-
People coming into the Office. At length,
the Horn began to blow and the Bell to
clang over our Heads. Tom put me inlide
the Coach, within which was as yet only
an old Lady in a red Cardinal. Then he
flood on the Step, and kept talking to me
through the Window. *' Yes," fays he,
** the Letters P. H. are indelibly tattooed
*^ on me. Why won't you give a Fellow a
" little Encouragement to live upon while
'* you're away ?' Here he fere wed up his
Face into a very myfterious Expreffion, as
much as to fay, " The old Gentlewoman
" can't underftand me," and the next Mo-
ment was fhowing his good white Teeth
from Ear to Ear in a broad Smile.
" They've flued up your Box now,"
fays he, *^ and are getting under weigh.
There's a blue Peter to the Fore."
^* What's that?" faid L
" Why, the AdmiraFs Flag clapped to
" the Foremaft, for failing Orders. What
" I mean now, is, that your Man Peter y
the Old AngeL 189
" looking Blue with Cold, is ftanding at
** the Fore Horfe's Head, and flaring, as
*' well he may, at the Poftilion. Well,
" you won't carry much Ballaft this Time.
" There are fome Barrels of Oyfters in the
" Hold, going down to Country Coulins
** that have fent up Geefe and Turkeys."
** Dear me ! I wifh I had thought of
'' a Barrel of Oyfters,'' faid I.
'' Too late now ! " faid Tom. " But yet,
" if you wifh it, I'll make a Rufh for
" them, and come up with you along the
" Road. You won't make more than
'' three Knots an Hour. Shall I ? "
** Oh no, thank you. It's too late
now."
** Better late than never. And apply
^^ that to me on the Prefent Occafion.
" Come, accept me ! Arn't I a very good
" Boy, for a Sailor ? You 've never feen
^' me fmoke, nor drink, nor fight, nor get
" my Pockets picked, nor ufe any uncom-
"fortable Expreflions. Oh no, I can't
"bear to put People to the leaft Incon-
190 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
"venience. Here I am, going, going,
" going, — fay gone ! "
" Gone ! " faid I ; and he was off the
next Moment.
** A light-hearted young Sailor," fays
the old Gentlewoman fmiling, " I fhouldn't
** think many young Ladies would fay * No'
** to the Offer he made you."
The Jumbling of the Coach over the
rough Stones precluded the Need of an
Anfwer. For fome Time we journeyed
in the Dark ; when Daylight came, I was
able to amufe myfelf with paffing Objed;s;
and though the Cold was fevere, I liked
Travelling very well. We flopped to dine
at Twelve o' Clock; there was a great, raw
Leg of boiled Mutton, which the old Lady
faid was bad Meat badly killed and badly
cooked. She faid, however, that Travel-
ling was improved fince her young Days,
when the Coach was three Days going
from London to Exeter, and halted to ob-
ferve the Sabbath on the Road. We fafely
reached the appointed Spot jufl before
'The Old Angel. 191
Dark, where Gatty^ all Smiles and Cor-
diality, — and a healthy, honeft-looking Boy,
her Brother, were awaiting me. My Lug-
gage was fo light, we carried it between
us, laughing and talking as we trudged
along to Gattfs Home ; which I found
what fhe called *^a good Step."
Chapter XII.
'The Roaring Houfe.
** Why, Gatty T' faid I, as we plodded
over the Moor, ** I had no Notion you
*' didn't live in Larkfield!''
'' But v^e do," faid fhe, '' in Larkfield
^* Parifh. We live in the Foreign, though
" not in the Borough. Didn't I ever tell
*' you that? When my Father died, we
^* gave up our Town-Houfe, which was
** twenty Pounds by the Year, and took
" this, which is but fifteen."
It feemed to me a lonefome Situation
enough ; however, a large, cheerful Family
prevents any Houfe from feeming lonely ;
and foon we were in a fnug, well-warmed.
"The Roaring Houfe. 193
well-lighted Room. They were all very
glad to fee me; Gattys Sifters were tall,
lanky Girls, nothing to compare in Point
of Looks with herfelf ; but they feemed
very fociable and merry, and their M?M^r
was a quiet, kind-fpoken Woman, whom
I fhould never have guefled for a Kinfwo-
man, however remote, of Lady Betty s,
Gatty and I flept together, and talked
a good Deal before we flept. She was
quite ftrong and well now, but feemed
m.ore reludlant than ever to go back to
Lady Betty; and I thought fhe feemed
building on fome vague Hope of getting
taken by Mrs. Arbuthnot. I could fee fhe
liked her Country Home beft of all, but
felt fhe had no Right to ftay.
Next Day, we took a brifk Walk over
the hard frozen Ground» The Trees
being leaflefs, and the Sky threatening
Snow, I thought the Country had a dreary
Look with it ; but the young People were
fo gaj' that one could not be dreary in
their Prefence ; and we came Home to
1 94 T^he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
our hot roaft Mutton with red Nofes, blue
Fingers, and tip-top Spirits. We were
to fpend the Evening at Roaring Houfey
which I found was where Mr. Heavitree
lived. All the Afternoon the Girls were
ironing clean Cuffs, and making cherry-
coloured Top-knots.
Though we ftarted at Three o' Clock,
it was quite Dufk before we got to the
old Farm-Houfe ; but the ruddy Light of
a great Wood Fire through the Diamond-
paned Cafements made it look cheerfully
enough. We had a hearty Country Re-
ception at the Threfhold, from Mr. Heavi-
tree, a mighty fmart, good-looking young
Man, with quite the Air of a Country
Gentleman; and from his Sifter, Mifs Clary,
who was a few Years his elder, and who,
I had been told as I came along, was foon
to be married. There was no other Com-
pany than ourfelves, except Mifs Clary's
Lover, and her Father the Squire, and the
Village Dodlor's Affiftant. We fpent the
Evening in an old Stone Hall, with great
'The "Roaring Houfe. 195
unpainted Girders over our Heads, fundry
old Brown-Bills and Bows againft the
Walls, and a roaring Fire on the low
Hearth, which reminded me of the Name
of the Houfe. We did not want Candles
for a good While ; we fat about the Hearth
and chatted, and had Tea, and great Slices
of Plum-Cake ; after that, we danced to
warm our Feet, the Squire playing the
Fiddle ; and then we had Hide-and-Seek
and Hunt-the-Slipper, to pleafe the young
Bowerbanks, and then each was called on
for a Song; and after that, we told Stories
of Ghofts, Murders, Robberies, hidden
Treafures, and fuch-like, till we quite
feared ourfelves and one another. Then
the Squire would begin one and another
funny Story with, ** I'll tell you what I
" did when I was a Boy ;" and he clapped
his Hands after every Song, and laughed at
every Story. I never faw an old Gentle-
man take fo hugely to young People ; and
when nobody was minding him, he would
ftand before the Fire with his Hands in his
196 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
Pockets, humming " Oh, the Days when
" I was young ! '' and hem away a Sigh.
We had Forfeits; and when young Mr.
Heavitree was bidden, ** Bow to the pret-
** tieft, kneel to the wittieft, and kifs whom
" he loved beft," he kneeled to me, and
kiffed Gatfyy which put her out and made
her very red ; and I heard her fay in her
quiet Way, " That's going too far." We
had Turkey and Mince-Pies for Supper,
and hot Elder- Wine and Toaft afterwards,
to fortify us, they faid, againft the Cold.
The Squire wifhed he were young enough
to fee us Home, but fince he wafn't. Jack
would do as well. So Mr. Jack, that's
Mr. Heavitree, went out to put on his great
Coat, and came back laughing, and faid the
Ground was covered with Snow ! And fo
indeed it was, but we trudged through it
merrily enough. Next Day, however,
the Snow fell fo faft all Day, that we were
kept in Doors, and Gatty worked hard at
Mrs. Arbuthnofs laft Apron, till flie fin-
iihed it. I wrote Home, it being the firft
'The Roaring Houfe. igy
Opportunity; for the Poft only went out
of Larkfield three Times a Week : and that
was once oftener, Mrs. Bowerbank faid,
than when ihe was firft married.
There was much Conjediure beftowed
as to .whether the Heavitrees would come
in the Evening to return our Vilit, accord-
ing to Promife. Gatty thought they would
not; all the others thought they would,
and the two youngeft Girls fpent the beft
of the Morning in making Cakes. The
young People came, without the Squire,
and we had a pleafant Evening, but not fo
lively as the laft, partly becaufe the Parlour
was fo much fmaller than the Hall, and
partly becaufe Mrs. Bowerbank was not fo
convivial and humorous as the Squire.
After this, came two or three Days of
inceffant Snow ; and after the Snow, a Froft.
All were glad the Snow left off falling,
becaufe we were expefted ! at Roaring
Houfe, and Mrs. Bowerbank faid ihe could
not confent to our going if the Snow con-
tinued to fall. So we made our Prepara-
198 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
tions full early; and meantime, a Servant
who had been into Larkfield and had called
at the Pofl-Office, among other Places, (it
being the principal Linen-Draper's and
Tea-Grocer's of the Town,) brought Gatty
a Letter from Lady Betty y which had been
lying there a Day and a Half, and the
Contents of which threw us all into Flurry
and Difmay.
My Lady wrote, in a very few Words,
by another Hand, to delire Mrs. Gatty
would return to her Duties immediately, for
that Madam Pompon had left.
This was a fad Blow to us all : poor
Gatty could not help crying ; and we all
cried to keep her Company. Lady Betty
would not have been much flattered, could
ihe have feen the Reception her Letter
got. '' Oh, poor Gatty I poor Gatty /"
refounded on all Sides; but after inter-
mingling Kifles and Tears, fhe was the
firft to pluck up Courage, and fay we
were only making Things worfe by griev-
ing, and fhe would pack up at once, to be
The Roaring Houfe. 199
ready for the Morning Coach, and then
think nothing more about it till the Time
came. So her Sifters difperfed, to drefs
for our Party, and Gatty and I went up-
ftairs to do the fame, and pack her Box ;
feveral Times in the Courfe of doing which,
fhe burft out crying ; and I thought I had
never beheld a Girl fo loth to quit Home,
nor fo refolved to do her Duty.
At length we fet off; and when we got
to Roaring Houfcy there was pretty much
the fame Thing over again, for Jokes and
Laughing were exchanged for Lamenta-
tions; and the Gaiety of the Evening was
completely clouded. I cannot help think-
ing, however, that it was Balm to Gertrude's
Heart to find herfelf fo unaffeftedly fym-
pathifed with : the Squire patted her on
the Shoulder feveral Times, and called her
" poor Girl," and "dear Gatty T Mifs Clary
more than once fhed a Tear; and Mr.
Heavitree feemed quite mute and con-
founded.
We prolonged our Vifit as late as we
200 T!he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
could ; and when we dared ftay no longer,
the Squire and Mifs Clary infifted on add-
ing many additional Wraps to our own;
he producing fome prodigious large Silk
Pocket-handkerchiefs, which he tied him-
felf over our Heads and under our Chins,
like Capouchins, giving each a Kifs as a
Finifh ; and ftriving moreover to perfuade
each of us to wear a Pair of his thick
Shoes over our own, and fluff up the
Difference between them with Rag and
brown Paper. While urging Pen to this,
his Son came in from the outer Hall,
looking deadly pale ; and hit his Head
violently againft an old Tortoifefhell-
Cabinet, which he ran againft without
intending it.
'* Meafure your Diftance better, yack,''
fays his Father y '* or, what with black
'' Eyes and red Eyes, there won't be a Pair
'* of Eyes in the Hall worth looking at.
"Blefs thee. Child!" very kindly to
Gattjy as fhe ftept up to bid him Good-
bye. ** Keep thy good Heart and good
T^he Roaring Houfe, 201
** Looks, whatever thou doft ; " and fo,
kiffed her twice. Gatty dropped a Tear
on his Hand; he looked at it quickly, then
at her attentively; and giving her Hand
a final Shake, pufhed her gently away, fay-
ing " There, go ; go along ; and God's
'' Bleffing go with thee."
By this Time we were all equipped.
Juft as Mifs Clary was kiffing Gatty at
the Door, I noticed the Squire whifper a
Word in M.v , Heavitree' s Ear, which made
the latter colour very much ; adding to it,
" You'll be a Fool, if you don't do as 1
*^fay."
Now, we were all fetting out from the
hofpitable Threfhold, the Lights ftreaming
from which illumined our Path till we
reached the Gate, which M.v , Heavitree
held open till we had all pafTed. Gatty' s
two younger Sifters, to fhow their Love
and Sorrow, were each monopolizing
one of her Arms and hanging upon her
as they followed Joe, who was taking the
Lead with a Lantern, though there was
202 TChe Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
a pale Moon. Mr. Heavitree^ therefore,
coming up as foon as he had faftened the
Gate, found me juft behind the reft, and
fpontaneoufly gave me his Arm ; but the
next Minute, in a hurried Manner and
lowered Voice faid, *' Dear Mrs. Patty y
'* this once be my Friend. I've a Word to
'* fay to Gattjy and thofe Girls will never
" let me ! "
I immediately faid, fmiling, ** Truft to
** me ; " and in another Minute had drop-
ped his Arm and was walking off with
Lucy, and in two or three Minutes more
had fecured Penelope too. As we walked
on brifkly, Pen faid, *' Hadn't we better ftop
'' for GattyV but I faid, ''No, fhe's clofe
** behind, and Mr. Heavitree wants to have
" a little Talk with her for the laft Time."
This quite fatisfied the artlefs Girls, who
foon were bufy chattering about the Lofs
of poor Gatty, and their Fears left flie
might not have a fafe Journey. They
pointed out to me the North Star, and
Charles's Wain, and many other Stars or
T^lie Roaring Houfe, 203
Planets whofe Names I forget, and told
me I might always know a Star from a
Planet, becaufe Stars twinkle and Planets
do not. Pen even added that SiriuSy the
Dog-Star, is fixty Times brighter than the
Sun, which Fm free to think muft have
been a prodigious Blunder of hers. Who
can believe it ? Except indeed. Children,
who fwallow Incredibilities without any
Trouble.
Arrived at the Gate, we were furprifed at
Gatty' s commg up to us alone ; yet I am cer-
tain I had had a Glimpfe of two dark Figures
following us the Minute before, Direftly
we got in-Doors, all was Buftle. Mrs.
Bowerbank was fure we mull be perifhing
of Cold, and infifted on our going to Bed
direcftly ; and promiling to fend each of us
a Bafin of hot Gruel to eat in our Beds :
Gruel well qualified with Wine, Nutmeg,
and Sugar — Caudle, in Fad: !
It was no bad Thing to be thus coddled
and comforted like Invalids while we felt
quite well ; and we were foon undreffing
204 The Old Chelfea Bun-Hoiife.
as faft as we could. All but Gatty^ who
came up to me when I was about half un-
drelTed, to fetch a few Things fhe wanted,
and to tell me fhe was going to fleep with
her Mother, This was a Surprife and
Difappointment to me ; I had reckoned on
a good Goffip over our Gruel, and on her
telling me all about Mr. Heavitree as foon
as the Candle was put out. However, it
feemed that the Thing had been fettled,
even before we ftarted, in order that I
might not be difturbed by her early De-
parture the next Morning; and her Box
had already been carried down, and ihe
faid fhe wanted to fpend her lafl Night
with h&i Mother^ fo there was no more to
be faid. I noticed, however, as fhe kifTed
me, that her Eyelids were red with crying,
but her Eyes beaming under them very
bright. I faid, *' Good Night, but not
** good-bye; for I am refolved to fee you
^* off in the Morning." She faid, ^* Oh,
** you mufl not think of it. All will be
" Buflle, and there will be no real Pleafure
Hhe Roaring Houfe. 205
" in feeing each other. I have quite got over
" my Trouble at going, nov;^, and don't
** care at all about it." So fhe kiffed me
cheerfully, and repeated, ^' Good-Night
*' and good-bye," and ran off. I was ftill
refolved to get up in Time to fee the Laft
of her ; but I fuppofe the Caudle, being
fo ftrong, made me fleep heavier and later
than ufual; for though it v^as yet Dark
when I got up, I found on going down
Stairs that Gatfy had been gone a full
Hour. None of the Family had accom-
panied her except Joe and the Girl of all
Work, who carried her Box ; but Pen told
me that juft as fhe was watching Gatty out
of Sight by the Light of the Lantern,
fome one joined them.
When Joe returned, he faid their Com-
panion had been young Mr. Heavitreey
who wanted, he fuppofed, to be at the
Beaft-Market betimes, or, fure, he would
not have been afoot fo early. Joe added
that the Snow was tremendous, — up to a
Man's Knees in many Parts, and up to his
2o6 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
Shoulders under the Banks. We thought
he muft be exaggerating ; but, however,
the poor Boy had certainly been Half his
Depth in Snow himfelf, though he averred
he had not ftumbled. He faid it was freez-
ing now, and the Roads fo flippery that the
Horfes ftumbled fo at every Step that they
were obliged to be led — he did not believe
they would make more than two Miles an
Hour, and wondered when Gatty would
reach London, Lucy faid, " Hufh," and
bade him not frighten their Mother ^ who
was juft coming in ; but Mrs. Bowerbank
had heard it all from the Cook-Maid, and
looked very grave. It turned out, that
Mr. Heavitree had made Gatty go in fide,
and had accompanied her the firft Stage.
Joe's Eyes looked very round, and he faid,
" Oh, I wafn't to tell that ; but Women
** will be blabbing." " Who told you not
**to tell, Joey?'' fays Lucy. ** If I told
" you that, Mifs Lucy,' fays he, '' I fhould
** blab too." So then we fat down to
Breakfaft, for they were glad of the Ex-
T!he Roaring Houfe. 207
cufe to repair their hurried Meal by keep-
ing me Company. After that, we fat
to our Needles, and yoey did Sums or pre-
tended to do them, and drew Pictures on
his Slate. Mrs. Bowerbank was a rumi-
native Woman of few Words, the younger
Girls were rather afraid of her, and rather
fliy towards me, and we miffed Gatty
fadly. As for getting out of Doors, we
were clofe Prifoners, and likely to be for
fome Days; the Weather was as bad as
could be, and threatened to be worfe.
Chapter XIII.
A Journey in the Snow.
I THINK a difmaller Thing can fcarcc be
cited, than a lone difmal Houle on a
dlfmal lone Moor, in difmal inclement
Weather, without anything pajGBng or like
to pafs on Horfe or Foot, without even
a Cart-Track or a Row of black Foot-
prints to the Gate acrofs the Snow. In-
Doors, fmall Rooms, fomewhat barely
furniflied, either bitterly cold, or hot and
clofe to that Degree as almoft to ftifle one.
Nobody coming in nor going out ; not fo
much as a Tradefman's Knock with his
Knuckles at the Back-door; no News-
papers, no News, no lively Voices, no
A yourney in the Snow, 209
Letters to be got from the Poft, nor any
Poffibility of getting a Letter to the Poft.
Nothing but to depend on one's own Re-
fources within the Houfe ; happy for the
Houfekeeper if no Bread, nor Meat, nor
Tea, nor Salt, nor Sugar, nor Candles,
nor Coals, nor Stores of any Sort be
a-wanting !
I confefs a Day or two of that Life
made me heartily fick of it; and yet it
continued for nearly a Week. I thought
what a Goofe I was to leave Home to
come to People I knew fg little of, and
who knew fo little of me. I refolved
within myfelf it jfhould be long indeed ere
I fet out again, **voggetting about," as
the Wilt/Jiire People call it. Change of
Scene, indeed ! with Nothing to look out
at but that lonely Snow-covered Moor!
Nobody to fpeak to but a filent Woman,
with a couple of unfledged Daughters, as
mute as Mice, poring over their Bobbin-
Work, and a Schoolboy that was bidden to
hold his Peace ! Nothing to do but
21 o "The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
few, few, few, all Day, and think my own
melancholy Thoughts, and wifh for a Let-
ter from Home, and wonder when I fhould
be able to get back ! No Exercife but to
go up to my own Room under Pretence
of wafhing my Hands, and there gaze out
vacantly on the Snow, or dip into a mufty
old Book or two ! Why, there was a
hundred Times more Variety and Amufe-
ment in our Shop, any Day, in the worft
of Weathers !
As for Mrs. Bower banky (he was not
near fo dull,- though a good deal more
worried ; becaufe, though fhe brewed and
baked at Home, and kept her Store Clofet
pretty well fupplied, there were certain
little Things that fell fhort during our
Siege and Beleaguerment, which fhe had
no Means of fupplying. Thus, Butter
ran fhort; and we all know there's no
Subftitute for that! The Salt-box hap-
pened to be nearly empty, and Eggs were
fcarce. Luckily, there was no Lack of
Bread, becaufe Flour was plenty, and fhe
A Journey in the Snow, 211
always knew how to keep herfelf fupplied
with Yeajft, by putting away the wooden
Spoon, unwafhed, with which fhe had
ftirred the Yeaft at her laft Baking. But
Butcher's Meat was fcarce, which was
more felt becaufe we could not have Eggs
to our Bacon : however, with one Thing
and another we got on pretty well. She
called me the moft contented of Guefts;
I told her, truly, I was forry fhe fhould
treat me as a Stranger, and was quite will-
ing to fare with the Reft.
Indeed, the Tabling troubled me leaft.
And when I conlidered how kind they all
were to me, a Stranger, and how great
muft be the Sufferings of the Poor and
Needy in fuch a Seafon, I felt I was quite
wicked to be fecretly complaining merely
becaufe of the Infeftivity. I played at
Tit-tat-to with Joe^ and pofed him with
hard Riddles, and he in return put it to
me — " If a Herring and a Half coft
*' three Halfpence, how far is it to Tyburn
** Turnpike ? " which I told him had
2 1 2 The Old Chelfea Bun-Hou/e,
puzzled me before he was born ; and then
I puzzled him by afking, if a Herring and
a Half coft three Halfpence, how many-
could he buy for Sixpence ; which took
him a good While to make out. The
Girls, feeing me condefcend to their
younger Brother, began to think me lefs
formidable, and to make fome bafhful
Efforts at my Entertainment ; and I then
offered to tell their Fortunes, and fhowed
them fome fimple Hocus-pocuffing, which
prefently fet us all laughing ; and I found
that the furefl Way of being entertained
is to entertain. Befides, we got a little
Exercife by this ; for fome of the Conju-
rations led to hiding, and feeking, and
turning quickly round, and playing For-
feits. So that we got on pretty well after |
a Time ; only, all the While I was think-
ing when will the Froft break up, and,
fhall I be able to get Home ?
All this While, we were in Sufpenfe
about Gattys Safety, and unable to get any
Letter from her; nor did Mrs. Bower hanky
A journey in the Snow. 213
by a fingle Word or Hint, enable me to
guefs whether Gatty had told her of Any-
thing particular that Mr. Heavitree had
faid to her or not. My only Reafon for
thinking fhe had, was her Mother s fome-
times falling into a Reverie as fhe fate by
the Fire, with a quiet Smile on her Face,
as though fhe were a thinking of Some-
what mighty pleafant ; and again, by her
frequently praifing Gatty to us all, for her
Franknefs and fleady Purfuit of Duty.
At length, the Snow began to yield a
little ; and juft as Mrs. Bower bank was
beginning to confider whether fhe might
not fend Nanny into the Town for Letters
and other Things much wanted, a Farm-
Labourer from Roaring Houfe came trudg-
ing through the Snow, and faid he had
found a Letter lying at the Pofl-OfHce for
Mrs. Bowerbanky and had thought fhe might
be glad to have it. The Man got a Cup
of warm Beer for his Pains ; and Mrs.
Bowerbanky feeing the Direftion in Gatty^s
Hand, came into the Parlour to read the
2 14 '^^^ 0/<^ Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
Letter by the Fire, and communicate the
beft Part of it to us.
Gatty faid (he was much furprifed and
very thankful to find that Mr. Heavitree
was going to fee her fafe to the End of
the firft Stage. He had infifted on her
going infide, and faid he would fettle about
that with Mrs. Bower bank afterwards ; and
the Weather was fo dreadful that fhe had
felt herfelf juftified in being perfuaded.
They were the only infide Pafl^engers, and,
with all the Windows up, were not fo very
cold ; but the Windows were fo covered
with Ice that it was impoflible to fee
through them when Day broke. They
knew the Horfes were being led, and that
they were going very flowly, but did not
much mind it, and judged they mufl: have
travelled feveral Miles, when all at once
they found the Coach give a great Lurch,
and roll over on its Side. They were
quite unable to help themfelves, and very
uncomfortable, and rather frightened :
Mr. Heavitree did not like breaking the
A yourney in the Snow. 2 1 5
Window, for fear of the Shivers falling on
Gattjy and of the Cold to which they fhould
fubfequently be expofed. At length, with
very great Difficulty, he contrived to open
one of the Windows; and the Guard
helped him to fcramble out, and lift out
Gatty, To their great Surprife and Mor-
tification they faw juft oppolite to them a
Finger-poft, with " Hhree Miles to Lark-
^^ field,'' on it. In Fadt, they had only juft
reached the Heath, where the Road being
marked by no Boundaries, was hidden under
the Snow, and they had ftrayed off it and
got into a pretty deep Ditch, wherein the
Coach was so faft fet as to be immoveable.
There was a Turnpike about a hundred
Yards oiF, and the Turnpike Man came
running out to fee if he could give any
Affiftance ; fo then all the Men, Paffengers
and all, fet their Shoulders to the Coach
to heave it up ; but in forcing it up, one
of the Fore- Wheels came off. Then the
three Horfes, which had already broken
their Traces, were fent back to Larkfield
2i6 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
with the PoftiHon, Guard, and Oftler that
had been leading, and the Paffengers had
no Help for it but to wait till Poft-
Chaifes were fent. The Turnpike-Man
invited them into his Cottage, which
they were very thankful to take Shelter
in ; there was only one outfide Faffenger,
whofe Face was purple, almoft black,
with Cold; and he ftaggered fo that
Gatty at firft thought he had been
drinking, but it was becaufe he was be-
numbed and dizzy. The Turnpike-Man's
Wife received them very kindly : fhe was
ironing, and the Room was very fmall and
fteamy, but {he made them welcome to
ftand round her Fire, and faid fhe had put
off her Wafliing as long as (he poffibly
could, becaufe there was only Snow-water
for ufe, now the Pond was frozen. There
was a Baby crying in its Cradle all the
Time, which its Mother faid was becaufe
of the Cold ; but Gatty thought it might
be becaufe the Mother had not Time to
attend to it; fo fhe took it up, and cherifhed
A yourney in the Snow. 2 1 7
it at the Fire, and rubbed its little blue
Hands and Feet till £he quieted it. Mean-
while, Mr. Heavitree produced fome famous
hot Gingerbread Nuts, which Mrs. Clary
had given him, and the outfide Paffenger
pulled out a Cafe-bottle of Brandy, and
the good Woman gave them hot Water,
and fupplied Tumblers and Cups, and they
had a very feafonable Luncheon. The
Turnpike-Man faid he had not taken
Tolls to the Amount of Tenpence during
the laft two Days. His Wife, touched
by Gattfs fondling the Baby, faid with
a kind of Remorfe, that fhe wifhed fhe
could be fure all was well with a young
Woman carrying an Infant, who had,
with Tears in her Eyes, begged, the Day
before, to chafe its poor little Limbs at
the Fire for a few Minutes before fhe
croffed the Moor. '* There was Some-
" thing wild and unfettled in her Look,"
faid the good Woman, *^ that I did not
** like, and I alked her, ' Why crofs the
'' Moor at all?' fhe faid, fhe muft, for her
2 1 8 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
*^ only Chance of Shelter; I afked whence
** fhe came, but fhe would not fay. So
** the only Thing was to make her as com-
*^ fortable as I could while fhe remained —
** there was fome good ftrong Peafe Soup
" on the Fire, and I gave her a Bafin of it,
'* with a Slice of Bread. I never faw a
** poor Soul fo grateful; fhe faid it warmed
^* her to the Heart. I alfo made her take
" off her wet Stockings, which were fine
" but very old, and put on an old Pair of
" thick Woollen ones I had given up
" wearing ; and I buttoned a Pair of old
" Gaiters over all. So then fhe fuckled
" the Babe and went her Ways, praying
*^ God to blefs me ; and I watched her
" ftraggling acrofs the Moor, and now and
" then plunging into a Snow-Drift. My
*' Heart ached for her, it did ! — and I
*' couldn't help thinking, in the Night,
** that when the Thaw came, we might
" find her poor Corpfe under the Snow."
It was Noon, Gatty faid, when one
Pofl-Chaife made its Appearance ; fo into
A Journey in the Snow. 2 1 9
this fhe and Mr. Heavkree and the other
Paflenger were packed, and her Box tied
on behind ; and they recommenced their
Journey, Mr. Heavkree fitting between
the two. Their Pace was mended, and
they were congratulating themfelves on
their Speed, when, by Reafon of the
roundnefs of the Road, over went the
Chaife. However, they foon righted
again, the Chaife being fo much lighter
than the Coach; and they did not over-
turn again till jufi: as they got to Newton
Buzzard; which was the firft Stage, of
fourteen Miles, from Larkfield, How-
ever, the Day was now fo far fpent, it
being about three o'Clock, at which
Hour even the Stage-Coach always pulls
up for the Night during Winter, that Mr.
Heavkree faid it would be Madnefs to pro-
ceed, expecially as the following Stage
included Splkskull HUL He had an Aunt
in the Town, at whofe Houfe he always
flept when he attended the Markets ; fo
he went to her while Gatty remained at
220 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
the Inn, to fifh for an Invitation. And
the Invitation v^as not long forthcoming,
fo he came back almoft directly, and told
Gatty his Aunt would take no Denial ; fo
they went there and had a very hofpitable
Reception from the old Lady, who gave
them a hot Supper and well-aired Beds.
The next Day, the Coach being reported
ftill immoveable and very ruinous, they
went on as before in a Chaife, and, the
Roads being more beaten, got on much
fafter and without any more Impediment,
till they fafely reached London^ where kind
Mr. Heavitree took leave of Gatty at Lady
Betty s Door.
But, now, — oh! what News. Gatty on
entering the Houfe, and being fairly fhut
into it, learned to her Difmay that Lady
Betty had not fummoned her up in one
of her Capricchios, but was laid up with
the Small-Pox, which had caufed Madam
Pompon and feveral other Servants to defert
her, and had occafioned her fending fo
peremptorily and laconically for Gatty.
A Journey in the Snow. 221
Mrs. Bowerbanky when fhe got to this,
laid down the Letter and began to cry.
She faid fhe knew Gatty would take the
Infeftion and die, or elfe be marked for
life ; what a cruel Thing it was of Lady
Betty to fend for her, especially as her
Lady/hip had been fo afraid of catching
the Fever from Gatty. I thought fo too,
and quite felt for the poor Mother. She
faid that fhe would go and take Gatty
away direftly, without minding what
Lady Betty might think, were it not now
too late to fave her from Danger; befides,
how could fhe bring her Home to her
other Children, who had never had the
Difeafe ?
Then fhe went on to finifh the Letter,
crying over it all the While ; and Gatty
proceeded to fay, that finding what was
required of her, Ihe recommended herfelf
to God, and, having laid afide her travel-
ling Drefs and taken fome flight Refrefh-
ment, fhe went ftraight up to my Ladfs
Chamber, where fhe found Lady Betty in
222 "The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
Bed, in very high Fever, attended only by
one of the inferior Servants, quite a low
Perfon, who had had the Diforder, there-
fore had Nothing to fear. That Lady
Betty, being blinded, did not at firft re-
cognise her; but, catching the Sound of
her Voice, cried peremptorily, " Is that
** Gattjy at laft ? Then fend Jenny away.
" You are not to leave the Room again,
** Gattyy but make them bring Everything
** to you." Since which, Gatty had re-
mained at her Bedfide, where fhe was now
writing, while my Lady lay in a kind of
Stupor, brought on perhaps by her quieting
Medicine ; lince the Irritation was fo great,
fhe could not keep her Hands off herfelf,
much lefs fleep. Indeed, once fhe had
bidden Gatty tie her Hands up, that fhe
might not disfigure herfelf in her Torment ;
yet fhe had foon been unable to keep from
fighting at herfelf again, and when Gatty
had gently tried to flay her, had fiercely
cried, " Isn't my Face my own, to do with
^*asl like?"
A Journey in the Snow. 223
Oh poor Lady Betty! She that was fo
vain of her Beauty ! and carried her Head
fo high ! to be laid thus low, and maftered
by inexorable Difeafe! deferted by her
pampered Menials that had flattered her
in Health, and beholden for the commoneft
Attentions, firft to a poor Scullion, and
now to one whom fhe had inhumanely
neglecfled in her own Extremity ! Was it
not a Leflx)n to poor, purfe-proud, pufFed-
up Humanity ? And was not Gatty like
an Angel, returning Good for Evil ? I lay
awake thinking of it at Night, for many
an Hour.
Chapter XIV.
The RecaL
That fame Evening, at Dufk, as we fat
round the Fire, roafting Cheftnuts and
Raifins, in comes young Mr. Heavitreey
buttoned to the Chin; and his Eyes and
Cheeks in fuch a Glow with Exercife that
I could not help thinking to myfelf,
** What a nice-looking young Man you
** are ! " He fhook Hands very heartily
all round, firft with Mrs. Bower hanky next
with me ; and, addreffing me firft, ** Mrs.
** Patty y' fays he, ** I come to repair and
*^ excufe the Negligence of my ftupid
" Fellow, who forgot he had taken up at
" the Poft-ojffice two Letters for this
T!he RecaL 225
" Houfe, and brought one addrefled to you
^* on to Roaring HoufeT
I eagerly received it ; and feeing Prue's
Hand, haftily broke the Seal. At the
fame Inftant, Mrs. Bower bank ^ in a lament-
able Voice, fays, "Oh, lAx, Heavitree !
" only think of our Gatty taking the
"Small-Pox!"
He turned fo deadly white, that I faw
in a Moment how it was with him, and
haftily cried, " Lady Betty y you mean,
"Ma'am, not Gatty!''
" But Gatty has no doubt taken it by
" this Time," fays her Mother ^ " fince fhe
" is conftantly with Lady Betty''
Seeing Mr. Heavitree look much agi-
tated, and supposing he might like to be
alone with Mrs. Bow er bank ^ I rofe and
left the Room, to read my Letter up-
ftairs, thinking fhe might fend the Girls
away if fhe wifhed. On running through
Prudence's Letter, I was quite difappointed
to find it contain fo little, whether of
News or AfFeftion. Mr. Fenwick and
226 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
Tom, fhe never fo much as named; my
Mother y fhe faid, was pretty well, my Fa-
ther the fame as ufual ; there were fundry
little Details about our Bufinefs, but not a
Word I cared to hear; ending with the
fame comfortlefs Burthen, " We can get
on perfecflly well without you." I was fo
tired of the Country, that I had hoped
there would have been fome Wifh ex-
preffed for my Company, which would
have been a decent Pretext for my Return ;
but no ! Nothing of the Sort ! I remained
mufing over my Letter with great Morti-
fication till I got quite numbed with Cold,
and was roufed by hearing the Gate {hut.
I faw Mr. Heavitree going away; and when
I went down, Mrs. Bower bank was not in
the Room, and the Girls and their Brother
were ftill roafting their Cheftnuts.
The next Day was much like the pre-
ceding, except that a rapid Thaw fet in.
On the Day following that, a Poll: was
due, and Joe was fent through Mud ami
Mire to fee if there were any Letter from
T'he RecaL 227
Gatty. There was not; but there was
one for me ; that made me think I woflld
never wantonly defire a Pretext for a Recal
again. It was from Prudence ; but oh, in
how different a Spirit from the other ! She
wrote in the utmoft Hurry and Diftrefs to
tell me that my Father had fallen down
Stairs and broken his Leg, and had like-
wife injured his Head fo much, that Dr.
Elwes thought there was a Concuffion of
the Brain. My dear Mother and Prue
were inceffantly in Attendance on him,
and conlidered him in great Danger; they
hoped I would return as foon as I poffibly
could.
With my Eyes full of Tears, I went to
communicate my bad News to Mrs. Bower-
bank, who was vaftly diftreffed for me, and
would fay Nothing to delay my Journey,
efpecially now that the Thaw rendered
the Roads much fafer. So I packed up at
once, and, the next Morning, left them all
with many Thanks for their Kindnefs.
Joe, who had become quite my little Cava-
228 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
lier, accompanied me to the Corner, where
we met the Coach, carrying for me a
Balket of the large Cat's-head Apples
that fome call ** Go-no-farther." I w^as
the only Paflenger, and was two Days on
the Road inftead of one; but performed
the Journey in perfedt Safety.
It was quite dark when I reached Home.
Prudence, hearing my Voice, flew down
Stairs and threw her Arms round my
Neck all in Tears. I wept too, and never
was there a more lifterly Meeting. She
told me my dear Father was ftill very
bad; and though my Mother kept up
wonderfully, fhe was exerting herfelf fo
much for him that fhe would probably
experience a dangerous Re-action. *^ But
** what can I do ? " fays Prue weeping,
" I've hovered about him continually and
** done my very beit; but whenever he's
" himfelf, he doesn't like my Nurfing,
** and fays, * There, let me have your
''Mother till Patty comes back!'" And
fhe cried bitterly.
The Recal. 229
I faid, *' Dear Prue, People when they
** are ill will take unaccountable Fancies ;
"and we have a divided Duty, between
" the Sick-Room and the Shop. Let us
" each take that which fuits us befl: ; do
** you attend to the Bufinefs, which you
** underftand fo well, and I will help my
" Mother to nurfe my Father,''
She faid, ftill crying, '' I fuppofe that
" will be beft ; but I love him as well as
*^ you do, and you muft let me take my
" Turn now and then, or my Heart will
" break."
I faid, " I will, I will ;" and all this
While I was taking oiF my Wraps, and
making ready to go up Stairs ; but Pru-
dence would make me take a Difh of Tea
firft, which was ready poured out, faying,
that when I was once up-Stairs I fhould
be clofe Prifoner, and my Father could
not bear fo much as the Click of a Spoon.
She added, " Dr. Elwes is not afraid of
" the Brain now ; but my Father is of
" fuch an inflammatory Habit that his
230 Hhe Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
" Fever runs very high, and he is not
** always himfelf."
'' And Mr. Fenwick ?" faid I. "Is not
" he truly concerned about it?"
'' Mr. Fenwick ?" cries fhe, " Why,
" Mr. Fenwick is not here now ! "
" Not here now?" I exclaimed.
** Oh no, he returned to his Parifh the
** Day before Father's Accident, thinking
" himfelf well enough to do Duty now,
" and we have not heard of him fince."
I was ftruck dumb. I looked full at
Prudence, who fpoke and carried herfelf
quite compofedly. Seeing me look fo
hard at her, however, ihe bluihed all over;
Cheek, Neck, and Brow, one hot Flufh ;
and flarted up to bufy herfelf about fome
Trifle.
I felt a Pang, but it was for her, not
myfelf. Poor Prue found herfelf defer ted!
All my old Love for her refumed its
Strength ; but there was no Time now for
Pity or Complaint — I rofe up, faying,
** Well, I will go up-Stairs now; keep
The RecaL 231
" yourfelf up, dear Prue; there's no know-
" ing how much your Strength may be
" wanted."
*^ There is not, indeed/' faid fhe, burft-
ing into Tears afrefh. I could not ftand
this — I faid, " Come, Pruey come, . . /'
and put my Arm about her, and flie laid
her Head on my Shoulder. I was obliged
to gulp down my own Tears, but I faid
gently, " This will never do — we muft
*' not give way — Only think how much
" more poor Father y and dear Mother too,
*^ have to bear than we have. You muft
** give over Crying, for indeed I cannot go
" up till you do."
*^ You may go now," fays fhe, wiping
her Eyes and fmiling up at me, ** for,
** ftrange as it may feem to you, I'm the
" better for this Cry. Go up now, go
"foftly; and fend dear Mother down to
** me prefently, if you can, for fhe needs
" Reft and Refrefhment."
I faid, *'I will," and went up. My
Father was dozing when I entered — my
232 7he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
Mother fitting befide him, with her Hands
clafped on her Knee. As foon as fhe faw
me, fhe mutely held out her Arms without
rifing ; and the next Inflant I was folded
to her Heart. We fpoke a little in
Whifpers ; and for a While I thought
not nor defired to perfuade her to go. At
length I did ; and fhe, after a little Refis-
tance, yielded ; for fhe was very much
exhaufled. I quietly took her Place, and
remained in it a long While, inadiive in
Body, but with a Mind how bufy !
Home, at laft! and to a Scene how
changed ! Everything as flill and quiet as
on Larkfield Moor! He that had been
the Life of many a noify, convivial Party,
laid low — perhaps rapidly drawing nigh
an unknown World. My Mother, roufed
from her incapable State by flrong Affec-
tion ; Prue, loving me again, and in Tears
— Mr. Fenwick gone !
What a Dream this World feems fome-
times ! Befides, my Head was mazed
with my Journey, and I was fliff with fo
"The RecaL 233
much Jolting, and the Clofenefs and
Warmth of the Chamber after the biting
Cold of the outer Air made me feel
drowfy. But I would not yield to it.
A Coffin flew out of the Fire. I was
thankful not to be fuperftitious. But yet
I'd as lief it had been a Purfe.
I thought of Gattys lone Watch ; and
how much harder her Poflwas than mine.
I was not incurring perfonal Danger in
the Service of an imperious, unfeeling
Patient; I was not feparated from a
Mother and Sifler whom I loved ; I was
watching over fome one very dear to me.
Thinking of her and of my Father and
Mother^ I framed my Thoughts to Prayer.
Suddenly my Fathery without opening his
Eyes, murmured, ^^ Delia! give me your
Hand! . . Poor Delia^ I have been very
untoward to thee — •"
Silently, I placed my Hand in his.
Cordelia was my Mother s Name, but he
wasaccuftomed to call her Delia for'fhort;
or rather, had been accuftomed, in their
234 'T^he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
old Days of Love and Harmony. I took
it for a good Sign, his calling her fo again;
it fhowed that his Illnefs and her Tender-
nefs had melted him. I always liked his
Abbreviation of her Name, myfelf, though
Prue thought it only fit for a China
Shepherdefs.
"Who have I got hold of?" fays he.
" This ifn't Delia's Hand !— Ah, I fee the
" Shadow of Fatty's Nofe againfl the Bed-
" curtain. Welcome, Child ! come, kifs
" thy poor old Dad:'
Daddy, again, was a Word he never
ufed but lovingly. I ftooped over him,
and kiifed him two or three Times ; then
fet him completely to rights, for his Head
had flipped off the Pillow, and he was
lying very uncomfortably, without the
Power to right himfelf.
" You're a prime one ! " fays he. ** Thy
"dear Mother has no Strength to handle
" me, though the Will's ne'er a-wanting ;
" and I can't bear her to move me for fear
" of her doing herfelf a Hurt. As for
'The Recal, 235
** Pruey file does nought but fit by the
" Fire and figh ! But thou'rt able and
** willing both, Patty ; fo keep about me
" all you can/'
I promifed him I would, and he foon
became again quiet. Prudence prefently
ftole in ; and in dumb Show bade me go
down to fup with my Mother, As my
Father feemed fleeping, I did fo, and had
a long Talk with dear Mother; after
which, I prevailed with her to fleep with
Prue^ and let me keep Watch, aflxiring
her I was quite frefh. She confented at
length, from flieer Incapacity to hold out
any longer; and, after a good Meal, I
went up and took my Sifter's Place.
Shortly, the Houfe became perfedlly filent,
and the diftant Clocks ftruck Twelve.
I fate by the Fire, mufing on many
Things and Perfons, and a good deal of
Mr. Fenwick; and, before I was aware,
large Tears were quietly rolling down my
Face. I was not pleafed with my late
Condudl of my own Mind, and refolved on
236 T^he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
more Self-control and Self-difcipline.
While framing thefe feafonable Refolu-
tions, a Strain of low, fweet, folemn
Mufic ftole through the Air. The Chrifl-
mas Waits were playing beneath fome
diftant Window, and at the End of their
foft Melody, I could make out by the
Rhythm, though not by the Articulation,
the poor Muficians crying out,
*^ The Chelfea Waits make bold to call,
** Good-morrow to yoUy Majlers and Mijirejfes
all:'
I dreaded their waking my Father as
they drew nearer, but there was no Help
for it. I refted my Head againft the high
Back of the Nurling-chair, in a Kind of
dreamy, lazy Luxury, liftening to the
lovely Sounds; and called to Mind the old
Text, "Ye fhall have a Song in the Night;
as when fome holy Solemnity is kept."
Ah, thought I, we are apt to fancy our-
felves in the Blacknefs of Darknefs, when
The RecaL 237
any Sorrow or Bereavement comes over us,
and yet our good God fends us a Song in
the Night! — The poor Shepherds in the
Fields of Bethlehem lay watching their
Flocks by Night, when all sqemed dark
and dreary, but fuddenly a Light fhone
upon them, and they heard fweet Mulic in
the Air, even fweeter than that which I
hear now. .
Then I thought of the Manger, and the
holy Child, and the Mother; and the wife
Men following the Star. The Folds of
the Window-curtains were a little apart,
and I could fee the Stars glimmering.
All at once, my Father y in a hurried
Voice, exclaims, " They're moving
now ! "
"What, dear Father V faid I foftly,
looking in on him.
" Cover them up ! cover them up ! ''
cries he rapidly ; " tie their Legs, or they'll
** fet my Head fpinning — Hey, diddle
" diddle ! the Cat plays the Fiddle ; and
" the Shepherdefs is gavotting with the
238 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houje.
^'Turnlpit! Lock 'em up, I fay! Dafh
*' them in Pieces ! Break them ! "
"Hufh, dear Father, hufh— " faid I
gently; but he was quite unconfcious of
my Prefence, or of anything about him,
and grew more and more Hght-headed.
Had I not previoufly nurfed Gatty in her
DeHration, I ihould have been even more
terrified than I was : at all Events, it was
awful Work ; it was more fearful to hear
a ftrong Man raving than the lunatic
Ramblings of a gentle Girl. But what
Help was there for it ? I muft e'en do the
beft I could. He tofled his Arms about
wildly ; and once or twice made as though
he would ftart up ; but the Splint on his
Leg prevented that. Then he groaned
heavily, gnafhed his Teeth, called for
Drink, rolled his Eyes, fhuddered, and
finally fubfided into fitful Mutterings.
Gradually thefe yielded to Stupor; I looked
in on him from Time to Time, hoping
to find him afleep, but there were his half-
open, unwinking Eyes, glaring at me.
l^he RecaL 239
without any Token of Recognition. I do
not know that my Strength was ever more
sorely tried.
Towards Day-dawn he flumbered. I
am afliamed to fay, I dropped afleep too ;
it was not for long, I believe, yet when
I woke up, the Fire was nearly out ; and
Prue, in her Dreffing- Jacket, was on her
Knees before it, ftealthily reviving it. She
put her Finger on her Lips, then came to
me and kiifed me. The fnapping of a
very fmall Stick woke my reftlefs Father^
who, no longer in his Fever-fit, and excef-
five low and finking, cries in a feeble Voice,
*' Who's there ? Prue, I know, by her
Sighing ! Go, get me fome fpiced Wine
and Toafl:, for I'm ebbing away as fafl: as
I can."
** He always talks like that, when he
** comes to," whifpers Prue^ feeing me
look frightened. **We dare not give him
" Wine, but Tea and Toafl: he fhall have.
** I will bring it him dired:ly ; and then
^* you fhall go down and have fome too.
240 T^he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
** while I flay with him, for you look
" completely worn out."
In fad:, I felt fo jufl then; and though
quite afhamed to be knocked up with one
Night's Nurfitig, yet my two Days'
Journey began to tell upon me ; and I
felt, that to hulband my Strength for what
probably lay before me, I muft take com-
mon Precautions. Therefore, when Prue
brought up my Father s Breakfaft, I went
down to mine.
Chapter XV.
Mr, Honeywood's Fancies,
Though the Sun had not yet rifen, I
found a bright little Fire already kindled
in the Parlour, and the little oval Table
drawn clofe to it, and fpread for Breakfaft,
with ftrong Tea and hot Toaft awaiting
me on the Hob. I felt very grateful to
Prudence for this Kindnefs ; and had fcarce
feated myfelf when I heard the foft Tap
of my Mother's Ivory-headed Walking-
cane as fhe came down Stairs. I haftened
to receive her; fhe kiffed my Forehead,
and then looked at me with anxious Af-
fediion.
^* You are weary, my dear Love,'* faid
242 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
fhe, '* and no wonder. What kind of a
^^ Night?"
** He was feverifli, dear Mother''
'^ And wandering, doubtlefs — I fee it
" was fo. Were you frightened ? "
** Not much — you know I had nurfed
" Gattyr
"Ah, poor Gatty! — a very different
'' Patient—"
" Yes, Mother; but his Ramblings gave
- " me no Diftrefs, except as they betokened
" the height of his Fever — He fancied
" himfelf playing Cards: — and feemed to
" think People were dancing. He fpoke
** very kindly of you."
My Mother wiped her Eyes. " That
" has been the folitary Alleviation all
** along," faid fhe. ** His old Liking for
" me has returned."
After we had breakfafted, fhe accom-
panied me to his Chamber : " Ah, you're
** come at laft," faid my Father^ feebly
extending his Hand to her, " I was
'* wearying of Prue's Sighs."
Mr. Honey wood's Fancies. 243
*^ Dear Father, I haven't been fighing,"
faid Prudence, haftily.
*' Oh, haven't you though, Mrs. Prue ? "
— She put her Hand before her Eyes, and
filently quitted the Room.
** My Love, how are you ? " fays my
Mother to him.
** I've had fine Company all Night, Mrs.
*^ Honeywood. I've been to the queereft
** Ball ! — Ah, you think I'm v^andering,
** but I'm. not — my Head is as clear as
" yours. At twelve o'Clock at Night, a
** Flourifli of Tin Trumpets announced the
" Commencement of the Entertainment."
My Mother looked at me in Diftrefs.
*^ An old Jofs in the Corner," continues
he, *' played the Hautboy. A Mandarin
" kept Time, nodding his Head. Then,
" down came the Five Senfes — you think
*^ I've loft mine, but I haven't ! — followed
" by the Shepherds and ShepherdefTes, all
" in Chelfea China, and took their re-
*' fpedtive Places. A Row of Drefden
** Cups were the Byftanders, backed by
244 '^f^^ ^Id Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
** fome richly painted Plates againft the
** Wall. Bang! went the Drum. The
*' Ball immediately opened, and I knew
" not which Dancer moft to admire. Such
** finking! fuch rifing! fuch eafy Turns
'^ and Inflections ; fuch pointing of Toes
" and prefenting of Hands ! Meantime,
" the Mufic plays fafter and fafler ; the
** Jofs blows himfelf out of Breath, the
** Mandarin niddle-noddles, till it makes
*^ one's Head fpin to look at him. Down
" falls a Dragon and gets cracked ; the
*^ others fall and fprawl over him; never
** mind, he's up again, and they're at it
** harder than ever. Hands acrofs, down
** the Middle, turn the Corners and
*^ poufette ! My Head is too weak to bear
" it ; a fmall Cream-Ewer invites me into
** the Card-room. Gratefully I accept it,
" when one of the Senfes aflails me, in-
" lifting I fhall dance the Minuet de la
" Cour. I put her afide, {he returns, I
" burft from her, fhe purfues ; I hurry
*' into the Card-room, where four refped;-
Mr. Honeywood's Fancies, 245
^^able Chinefe 2iVQ playing at Loo. They
" make Room for me, I fit down, we get
'^ on very comfortably together ; when lo
*' you ! in burft the Five Senfes again,
** calling me a Recreant, and I know not
" what all, plucking at me, nipping,
" pinching, grinning in my Face ; the
** Mufic playing furioufly all the While —
" They cry out the Prices at which I
** bought them ; one of them names the
" wrong Sum. I exclaim, * That's falfe ! '
" and give her a Cuff that breaks her all to
** fmafh. * Going, going, going, gone !' cries
" the Audlioneer in the Corner. Down goes
" his Hammer : the Ball is ended. Why,
** Mrs. Honey wood. Ma'am, you're crying ! "
Juft then. Dr. Elwes very opportunely
came in, with his grave, kind Face. The
Sound of his Voice feemed to re-colledl
my Father's fcattered Faculties; he did
not appear half fo bad as he had done
before ; neverthelefs, I could fee the good
Phylician thought unfavourably of him.
In fhort, for feveral Days he hung between
246 "The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
Life and Death ; after that, he wandered
no more, and llowly amended ; requiring
inceffant and vigilant Nurling.
It was one Day, when Prue and my
Mother had infifted on my going down
Stairs for a Httle Change, that, on entering
the Parlour, I fuddenly came on Mr.
Fenwick, ** Ah ! " — faid he, and held out
his Hand. Overcome by the Surprise, I
turned afide my Head, and burft into Tears.
The next Moment, his Arm was round my
Waift; and as quickly withdrawn.
'' Dear Patty T' faid he.
I drew back, and would have left the
Room, but he gently detained me, and led
me to a Chair next the Fire.
" I was quite unprepared to hear of this
** domeftic Calamity," faid he, '^ and have
** been greatly moved by it. Your good
** Mother has been telling me how admi-
*' rably you have behaved. She wept about
*^ it, and faid never was fuch a Daughter."
This fet my Tears flowing again — I faid
there was Nothing out of the Common in
Mr . Honey wood' s Fancies. 247
a Daughter's tending of a Parent fhe loved.
He did not dwell on it ; but went on to
talk as only a good, feeling, and faithful
Minifter, a holy, high-minded, heavenly
spirited Servant of God can talk. I know
not how long this delightful Converfation
lafted ; perhaps an Hour ; and when he
went away, he faid he would foon come
again. From that Moment, I was a new
Creature : quite frefh, quit^ able to return
anew to my Poft. My Heart was full of
Peace. If the Body fometimes bears down
the Mind, the Mind fometimes wondrously
fuftains the Body.
This was, however, a joylefs Chriftmas
to ujs all. Not one of the Family was
able to leave the Houfe to go to Church ;
and though roaft Beef and Plum-pudding
were dreifed^ they were fparingly and fadly
partaken of. My loved Mother forgot
not, however, to fend Portions to fundry
poor Widows and Mothers who were
habituated to come to us for our ftale
Paftry, Broken-meat, and Cinders.
248 "The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe. ^
When my Father began to recover a
little, he became curious to hear me talk
about my Vifit to Larkfield ; and he made
me minutely defcribe Gattys Family, and
the Family at Roaring Houfe, In a very
little While he fettled it to his own Satif-
fadion that Gatty v^ould fome Day be
Mrs. Heavitree. But v^hen he heard of
her being recalled to Servitude by Lady
Betty, of her perilous, protraded Journey,
and of her finding my Lady in the Small-
pox, he became greatly perturbed.
^* What," fays he, ** have not one of you
*' had fo much Humanity nor even fo
*' much Curiofity, (a Quality, one would
*' think, not often lacking in your Sex,) as
" to afcertain whether this poor Girl fink
'' or fwim ? "
^' Dear Father^ we have been fo bufied
" about you . . ."
'^ Fiddlefl:icks' Ends ! I have never had
*^ more than one of you about me at a
^* Time ; and has everything elfe been at
" a Stand-fl:ill ? Have your Shop-shutters
Mr. Honeywoo{fs Fancies. 249
" been put up, have your Cuftomers been
*' kept out, have you intermitted your
** Baking and your Milking? Pfhaw! Fm
" naufeated with fuch a falfe Excufe. If
*^you couldn't go, you might w^ rite ; if you
** could not write, you might fend ; if you
*^ could not fpare one of the Men, you
^' might have fent a Boy for Twopence.
** Let me hear by To-morrow Morning, I
" infift upon't, whether Mrs. Gatty be
** alive or dead."
He was quite in a Turmoil about it,
and for my Part, I was glad enough to be
commiffioned to fend ; and as Peter knew
the Houfe, I contrived he fhould go that
fame Afternoon, and af!<: for Mr. yames,
and inquire how fared Mrs. Gatty and
Lady Betty — bidding him be fure he put
Lady Betty's Name firft, or they would
think we knew no Manners.
So he went, and brought back Word,
with Mr. James' Services, that my Lady
was ftill very ill, and ftill kept her Cham-
ber, and fo did Mrs. Gatty.
250 rhe Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
I faid, " Did he mean Mrs. Gatty was
^^ confined to her own Chamber or to my
'' Ladfs? for that makes all the Dif-
^* ference."
Peter fays, '' Well, Ma'am, I underftood
" him to mean fhe kept my Lady's Cham-
'' ber ; but I gave you the very Words he
" faid."
So Igave them, juft the fame, to my Father.
** Blockhead! Dunderhead!" exclaimed
he impatiently. " Well, if fhe^s in her
*' Chamber, fhe's not in the Churchyard
" at any Rate — And I fhall foon be able
" to fpare you, Patty y to go and fee how
" fhe really is."
That Night Prudence and I flept to-
gether, for the firft Time fince my Return
Home. Before that, I had lain in the
little Clofet clofe to my Father s Room,
to be within Call. We undreffed filently
enough, and I noticed again the great
Depreffion fhe had betrayed ever fince my
Return ; but yet I was as quiet as fhe.
When the Candle was put out, fhe
Mr. Honey wood's Fancies. 251
crept clofer to me ; and though fhe was
quiet for a While, I had an Impreflion fhe
was going to fay Something. At length,
*' Patty y' fays fhe, — and I could perceive
her Voice was unfleady, " did you ever
" know what a Burthen it was to have
" Something on your Mind that you longed,
"yet feared, to tell?"
" Well," faid I, " I can form fome
" Notion of the Pain it mufl give."
" I have that Pain," fays fhe, and fell a
crying.
I faid, " Come, Prue^ tell me what it
'* is. We didn't ufe to have any Secrets
" from one another."
" Nor needed to have," fays fhe in her
Tears — '* All that's altered now."
"Why fhould it be?" faid I. She
made no Anfwer.
" Come, what is it?" I faid.
" Don't you remember faying to me,
" ' How fine we are ! ' a Day or two back,"
fays Prue^ " when you noted a Ruby Ring
" on my Finger?"
252 T^he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
^^ A Mock Ruby, you mean ! It's a Glafs
** Ring, if ever there was one! I told you,
" if I wore Jewels at all, they (hould be
'' real."
'"^ Yes, and I faid Nothing, and I dare
** fay you thought I was fulky, but I wasn't.
" People often make great Miftakes in
''judging others. Well, that Ring was
'* given me by Tom''
" It wouldn't ruin him then," "faid I
laughing. '' Unlefs indeed, poor Fellow,
" as is like enough, 'twas palmed upon
'' him for a real Stone. Well, PruCy is
'' this what all the Sighing has been about?
'* You needn't break your Heart, I think,
'' at having accepted it of him."
" Don't laugh, or you'll kill me," fays
Prudence, *' it's no laughing Matter, I can
'' tell you. It don't matter whether the
" Stone be real or falfe ; but, in fadt, it's a
*' Wedding ... no, a Guard-Ring."
'' A what ?" cried I. " Do fay it over
'' again ! " But fhe was crying paffionately.
" What's this about Wedding and Guard-
Mr, Honey wood's Fancies. 253
** Rings, Prue ? Do you mean to fay you
** are married V
'' Oh Patty ! don't fpeak fo unkindly—
'' I can't bear it."
" I don't mean to be unkind," — and I
kiffed her. " But you rack me with
** Sufpenfe. Do fpeak out ! Are you, can
" you be married to Tom ?"
" Whether or no, I'm engaged to him
" quite as irrevocably, laflure you, Patty.''
** You amaze and diftrefs me beyond
Meafure," faid I.
'* I knew you would be very angry with
me," faid fhe.
"Angry? why fhould I be angry?
" There's no Reafon why Tom and you
" fhould not marry, if you like it, except
" his Profeffion, and his being unable to
** keep a Wife. Two ferious Exceptions,
" I admit."
*' So ferious, Patty, that I fear my
" Father and Mother would never overlook
** them — Oh ! how angry my Father would
" be ! I {hould never hear the Laft of it."
254 'T^he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
^* Well, he would be angry, I dare fay,
** but it would not be the firft Time ; and
**you generally bear his Rebukes pretty
" fturdily. If I were in love with Tom,
'' I think I could ftand that."
" Do you indeed, dear Patty ? Ah, but
" you don't know the Worft."
\' What is the Worft, then?" cried I
impatiently — ** Say in a Word." But (he
could not fpeak it.
" I can't make Head nor Tail of it,"
faid I — *^ It feems fuch an unaccountable
" Bufinefs. I thought you cared for Mr.
" Fenwick.''
'' Mr. Fenwick ? Oh, Patty I how
*' could you be fuch a Goofe ?"
" Well, Prue, I chanced to fee him
** one Day holding you by the Hand at
" his Window, and talking very ear-
'' neftly."
** Why, he was talking about Tom, and
** advifing me not to go to the Play !"
** Was that it ? Dear me ! "
** Yes ; and — and — You know, Patty,
Mr, Honeywood's Fancies. 255
'* Tom paid me a good Deal of Attention
'^ from the Firft ; and fomehow I was won
" by it, there 's Something fo lincere and
*^ genuine about him. And he 's very
** diverting too, and the Soul of Good-
" humour — in fhort, I liked him very
" much ; all the better for his liking me,
" and telling me fo whenever we went
" out together. Well, when he went
** Home with the Monkey, I miffed him
*' fadly ; and as you were very fhort upon
** me about that Time, I thought you faw
** how it was and didn't like it ; which
" made me vex a good Deal. When he
" came back, I was very glad ; and when
*^ you were gone, he kept flaying on, till
^* it was Time to return to his Ship. The
** laft Walk we took together, which was
** when he was on the very Brink of
'* Sailing, out it all came ! he made me
** a downright Offer, and faid you knew
" all about it, he had fpoken to you at
*' the Old Angel, and you were favourable.
*' Well, this encouraged me, and fo I as
256 T^he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
** good as faid yes, only I told him I knew
*' Father and Mother would be hurt at it,
" on fuch a fhort Courting, and therefore
** could not tell them of it till he returned
^* from his next Voyage. Tom was quite
*' willing ; for what good would it have
" done him ? only he begged and prayed
" me to keep conftant to him, and not be
** over-perfuaded, while he was away, to
" have any one elfe ; which of courfe I
" promifed. So we walked along together
** as merry as Birds, though on the Point
** of parting for two Years, without much
** noting Anything going on around us, till
" we were forced to paufe by a Knot of
" People on the Pavement, feeing a fine
" Lady get out of a Hackney-Coach. Tom
*^ drew me clofer to him ; and at the fame
" Moment a Man in a black Coat pops
*' his Face under Tom's Hat, and fays,
" ' Will you like to be married. Sir ?' Tom
*' burfts out laughing with Surprife, and
" fays, * Aye, that I fhould, my Lad !' and
" the Man taking him by the Shoulders
Mr, Honeywood's Fancies. 257
^* and giving him a Pufh, we were under
" a little Gothic Doorway the next
** Minute. A gay bridal Party coming
" out, prefTed us againft the Wall. * Dear
'^ Tom,* whifpered I fearfully, * what Place
"is this? It's no Church.' * Not a bit
" of it,' replies he, fmiling, * but yet here's
" a Parfon marrying People, many of them
** of Quality too ; and though I don't
" fuppofe he can tie a very tight Knot, it
" will ferve to keep you engaged to me
*' till I come back ; and then we'll have
" a merry Wedding, with Mr. Fenwick for
" our Parfon.' And oh, Patty, he took
" me fo by Surprife that I was over-per-
"fuaded!"
Chapter XVI.
^ . 'The Imprudence of Prudence,
" I NEVER heard tell of fuch a TThing in
** my Life ! " cried I, breathleffly.
*' Ah, I knew you'd fay fo," faid Pru-
dence^ lapfing into Tears. *' It was fo
" very silly."
'' Silly ? Wicked ! Such a Mockery !
** You don't call it a real Marriage, I
"hope!"
'* Oh dear, no. But if you were in my
" Place, you wouldn't confide r yourfelf at
*^ Liberty to marry another ? "
" I can't fancy myfelf in your Place,
" Prudence ! I would not have done fuch
" a Thing for the World ! Certainly, I
The Imprudence of Prudence, 259
" could not confider myfelf free ! Nor him
" fecure ! Fleet Marriages, I know, are
** binding in Law; but there's no Religion
** in them. Have you got a Certificate ? "
" Oh yes, a Licenfe, and a Certificate,
" and a Crown Stamp that coft a Guinea;
** and a Ring—"
'' That coft Two-pence! All of a Piece
** with the Reft. I never knew fudi a
'^ Jumble in all my Life ! Never ! "
*' It was great Folly — "
" You know, Priie^ what Mr. Fenwick
** told us Folly is fynonymous with in
** Scripture — Sin. ' The Fooliflmefs of
'' Fools is Folly'— He told us that was the
** fame as- * the Fooliftinefs of Fools is
'' Sinr'
" Oh, Patty, don't trample upon me,
" now I'm down. I've vexed enough
** about it, already. That is, I've vexed
** about what you, and Mother, and Father,
^' would think of it; for I muft fay, I'm
" glad to be fecure of Tom again ft he next
" comes Home — "
26o The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
" You might have been fecure of him
*^ already ; if his Love v\^as worth Any-
^' thing, which I can readily believe it to
^' be. You might have trufted him."
" I might ; and he me. It was only
'' the Folly of a Moment."
^^ Ah, PruCy how often has the Folly of
" a Moment been the Ruin of a Life !
" This Man was a Clergyman, I fuppofe?"
" Oh yes, no doubt of that. He was
^^ a Reverend Mr. Sympforiy of fome Col-
" lege, Cambridgey and late Chaplain of
'' the Earl of Rothes, So he faid."
" That's well put in."
" Well, he looked quite refpedlable,
" and you know there are many Clergy
'* within the Rules. Don't be too fuf-
" picious, Patty.''
** Why, haven't I good Reafon to be,
** Prue ? Only it's all too late, now — Oh
** dear me ! " And I groaned heavily.
'' Yes, it's all too late now," faid Prue
rapidly, " and I meant no Harm, and we
" muft make the beft of it, and I feel a
T!he Imprudence of Prudence, 261
*' great Load off my Mind, now Fve told
''you—'
'* Why, you've only fhifted it from
" your own Mind to mine ! I don't feel at
** all obliged to you !"
'' Well, perhaps poor Mother might fay
*' the fame ; fo we had better not tell her."
" Oh, Prue, Prue ! how one Sin leads
" to another ! The Cafe is quite different.
'' She has a right to her Child's Conii-
'' dence."
" Yfhjy you don't tell her Everything,
'' do you ?"
** What have I ever concealed?"
** That you care about Mr. Fenwick"
The Blood rufhed to my Face, though
we were in the Dark. ** That's quite
" another Matter," faid I. " You don't
" know that I care for him."
** Oh Patty ! how can you fay fo ?"
** At all Events, he has never fhown me
*' any decided Preference that would jus-
" tify me, as a modeft young Woman, in
" letting his Name efcape my Lips. You
262 'The Old Chelfea Biin-Houfe.
** know. Prudence y how different the Cafes
'^ are. Certainly, if my dear Mother y who
^* is all Kindnefs and Truth, were to think
** fit to fpeak to me on that or any fimilar
" Subjecft, I might blufh, I might fhed a
** Tear, I might feel very uncomfortable,
*' but I (hould anfwer her with perfed:
" Sincerity."
'^ Ah Patty! you are very good — And
** I am very bad — "
^' Nay, I won't hear you fay that of
'* yourfelf. You have certainly been very,
'' very fooHfh."
^^ And * the Foolifhnefs of Fools is Sin.'"
Here flie again wept.
" Well, Pruey \i \\, be fo, ftill we know
** what is to be done."
*^What? Oh, tell me!"
*^ ' I will arife, and go unto my Father,
^* and will fay unto him — ' "
'' Oh, not to my Father!''
*' ' To my Mother y and will fay unto
" her. Mother, I have . . .' "
My own Tears here burft forth. I
The Imprudence of Prudence, 263
believe they, and the few Words of the
Text I had cited proved the beft Eloquence;
for in an Inftant Prue was clinging to me,
choking in Tears, and faying, ** I will ! I
will!"
Overcome by our Emotions, we faid no
more till we flept, I holding her to my
Heart, full of Love and Pity, though
perturbed beyond Expreffion at her Con-
dudl.
My Father requiring fo much of our
Care, it was feldom that we were all three
together ; however, the next Day, after he
had dined with more Comfort to himfelf
than ufual, he folded his Hands together
and faid, ** Thank God for my good
** Dinner ! And now I'll have a Nap,
" and you may all go down Stairs till I
'' pull the Bell."
Some trifling Affair prevented my im-
mediately joining my Mother and Sifter.
When I went into the Parlour, I found
Prue had jufl fere wed her Courage to the
Point of Confeffion. " Mother,'' fhe was
264 'The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
faying, " I've done fo wrong — " and began
to cry.
''What is it, PrueV faid my Mother
gently, who was blanching Almonds.
*^ Say firft. Mother^ that you'll forgive
" me—"
" Nay, let me firft hear what I have to
" forgive. I am not fuch a very unfor-
" giving Perfon, Child, am I?"
"No indeed. Mother!'' kiffing her
Hand. " But oh ! I don't know what
" you'll fay ! I'm engaged to Tom!''
'^ I gueifed as niuch long ago," faid my
Mother coolly.
''You did !'^
"Yes — you were very poor Secret-
" keepers, Prue ; clumfy Adepts in Con-
" cealment! I gueffed, ever fince he went,
" that that Glafs Ring was a Love-token."
Prue blufhed very deeply. " Ah," faid
fhe, fluttering, and looking with downcaft
Fondnefs on the flighted Bauble, " it is a
"Love-token, indeed. Mother! and even
" more than that."
T^he Imprudence of Prudence, 265
^* What more?" faid my Mother qaickly.
Prudence was filent.
"You don't mean. Prudence,'' with
fome Agitation in her Tone, ** that it's a
"Wedding Ring?"
" What if it were, dear Mother V (fal-
tering) — "Should you be very angry?"
" I fhould be angry and hurt — deeply
"hurt!"
" Ah — " Prue, who was kneeling be-
fide my Mother y turned her Head afide and
looked into the Fire.
"Speak, Patty!'' faid my Mother,
much perturbed, " and tell me if you can
" — fince your Sifter will not — Has there
" been a Marriage ?"
" A Fleet-Marriage, or Something of
" that Sort," faid I, reluftantly.
" A Fleet-Marriage ?" cried my Mother ,
holding up her Hands, and finking back in
her Chair.
^^ Mother! Mother! hear me," cries
Prucy cafting her Arms acrofs my Mother's
knees and looking up at her. "We parted
266 T!he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
" at the Church-door, — Houfe-door, I
^' mean ; we knew we were only engaged;
*^ we did not look on it as a regular
** Marriage, — only as binding us together
** a little — it was the Thought of a Mo-
'* ment — Tom propofed it firft — "
" I fuppofe fo/' faid my Mother , with a
Tone of infinite Scorn; '* but I little
*' thought that a Daughter of mine could
** be fo perfuaded. Oh Prue, Prue! I
" never could have believed it of you !
** No Wonder you have gone about figh-
'^ ing and hanging your Head — it has been
*' your only Ad: of Grace."
Prue, humiliated beyond Expreffion at
thefe Reproaches, was crying filently —
'* Don't tell my Father^'* at length faid
fhe.
" Certainly I fhall not," faid my Mother,
ftill chafed. ** I fhould be quite afhamed
" of mentioning fuch a difgraceful Trans-
" aftion to him — worthier of a Wapping
'' Sailor than of his Brother's Son — Mate
*' to a refpedtable Merchant Veffel. A
'The Imprudence of Prudence, 267
" Thing only done by the Loweft of the
" Low—"
"And a few of the Higheft of the
'' High," put in I.
'* Who thereby reduce themfelves to an
" ignominious Level with the Loweft of
" the Low," perfifted my Mother. '' It
" ought to be put down by Adl of Parlia-
" ment ! It will fhortly, I underftand
" from Dr. Elwes^ who was fpeaking of
" the Abufe a little While ago, little
" thinking that a Culprit ftood in his
" Prefence. I never could have believed
" it of Tom! never have fuppofed that he
** could fo abufe a Mother's Confidence,
" and fail off, leaving Diffimulation and
** Difcord behind him — he that ufed to
" fay * he couldn't bear to put People to
** the leaft Inconvenience ! '"
At the Recurrence to this old Catch-
Word of his, Prue and I could neither of
us help burfting out laughing. My
Mother, quite againft her Will, was ob-
liged to laugh too. At this Moment, the
268 mie Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
Door opened; and who fhould come in
but Gatty!
I fprang towards her, while Priie^ with
a brief Word in paffing, took the Oppor-
tunity to efcape.
^^ Are you not afraid of coming near
^*me?" faid Gatty fmiHng, as I kiffed
her.
" Oh no ! Our Time came long ago ;
*' no Danger of Infection here ! But, dear
** Gatty ^ we have been in fuch Sufpenfe
** about you ! Have you not been ill ? "
*^ No, I have been mercifully preferved
— James told me you had fent to inquire
^^ how I was getting on ; and as Lady
" Betty is a good deal foftened towards me
"juft now, I had not much Difficulty in
'^ prevailing with her to let me come
" out for a few Hours, and I thought I
'" would put your Fears at reft by coming
'' to you."
Finding fhe could ftay, we made her
remove her damp Cloak and Calaifh, and
take an early Difh of Tea with us. We
The Imprudence of Prudence, 269
had a long Firefide Chat ; and my Mother
at length going up to my Father ^ who had
flept long, Gatty became more unreferved
with me, and I foon drew from her all
that had happened.
It appeared that Mr. Heavitree had
propofed to her during their Walk from
Roaring Houfe ; but fhe then confidered
herfelf engaged for the Time to Lady
Betty y fo as fhe could not in Honour nor
Juftice draw back; and therefore fhe
would not hear of giving up her Journey
to Town, though fhe promifed to give
Lady Betty Notice that fhe fhould leave
her Service as foon as her Lady/hip was
fuited. On the following Day, when
they journeyed together, Mr. Heavitree
renewed his Suit, and obtained from her
that fhe would quit Lady Betty at the very
earliefl Day fhe decently could; after
which they talked over their Profpedl of
mutual Happinefs with great Satisfaction,
till the Coach overturned. When Gatty
reached Town and found Lady Betty in
270 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
the Small-Pox, fhe was a good deal as-
tounded, not being quite clear whether fhe
were exempt from it or not; however, fhe
thought her Duty lay plainly before her,
and embraced it with as good a Grace as
fhe could. Being her Lady/hip's fole At-
tendant, her Poll was arduous ; however,
fhe filled it fo as to fecure very thorough
Satisfaction, though very little Gratitude;
Lady Betty being one of thofe who think
Gold can requite any Amount of Obliga-
tion ; at leafl, as far as the Lower Orders
are concerned. And what Amount of
Gold, then, had my Lady beflowed on the
young Creature who, under Providence,
had faved her Life at the Rifk of her own ?
An Annuity ? A Purfe full of Guineas ?
No fuch Thing ! An old Gold Snuff-Box,
prefented to her Ladyjhifs Grandfather by
the obfcure Members of fome forgotten
Corporation ! A Thing of no earthly Con-
fideration to her Lady/hip ; though Gatty
guefTed that if fold by the Ounce, it might
fetch her feven or perhaps ten Guineas.
T^he Imprudence of Prudence, 271
But Lady Betty was in a dreadful Way
about her Face — all marked and feamed;
and her fine Complexion quite gone !
And though, Gatty faid, 'twas hoped
when the Rednefs had gone off, that fhe
would not look fo bad, yet the Diforder
had left an Imprefs of Ordinarinefs, of
Commonefs behind it, as is not unfrequent,
that went fadly againft the Stomach of my
Lady, And when I faid I fhould have
thought that a Perfonage who fet fuch
Store by herfelf, would have been blinded
by Self-prepoffeffion, to any falling off,
Gatty faid 'twas quite the other Way ; for
her Lady/Iiip was fo well acquainted with
every good Point about her, that fhe was
Lynx-eyed to the fmalleft Deficience, and
more intolerant of it than any indifferent
Party could be. Whereby it befel that
fhe was ready to dafh into Pieces every
Looking-glafs in the Houfe, and would
have them covered up, and would only fit
in a Chamber artfully darkened, and would
not for the Prefent let any Man get Sight
2/2 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
of her, nor even any of her favourite
female Friends, though fhe was quite w^ell
enough to receive them, fo much dreaded
fhe their fpreading difparaging Reports.
She meant to go dow^n to fome Watering-
place w^here fhe was unknown, and there
lead a hermetical Life direcflly the Weather
was fine enough; having a Notion that
the Sea Air- would take off the Rednefs.
Meanwhile, fhe kept Gatty on hard Duty
all Day long, playing Picquet and reading
Novels ; and Gatty faid fhe only wifhed
they were in fome Language fhe did not
underfland, for fhe feared fo much trafhy
Reading mufl impair her Mind 'in fpite of
her Repugnance to it. And when my
Lady had Nothing better to do, fhe
abufed Gatty for not tying her Hands
when fhe was worfl at all Hazards, rather
than let her tear at her Face like as one
would hackle Flax; averring it would
have been better to die than to live fuch a
Fright. However, Gatty faid fhe knew
that had not been her Ladyjliifs Mind at
T^he Imprudence of Prudence, 273
the Time, and fhe did not confider that
fhe fhould have been borne out in it. She
faid fhe had now learnt at laft the Value
of Lap.-dogs and Parrots, for they helped
to divert Lady Betty from her mortifying
Refledlions more than Anything elfe. And
there w^as this Good gained, that my Lady
now always made her begin and end the
Day with reading Prayers and a Chapter ;
and though fhe did not feem to attend
much, yet Nobody knew but fome good
Word might make itfelf heard at lafl.
Having thus relieved her Mind, Gatty
was inclined to hear of our own Affairs
while we were taking Tea. She was very
forry to hear of my Father's fad Accident ;
and, learning from Prue that he would be
very glad to fhake Hands with her if fhe
did not mind going into his fick-Chamber,
where he was now promoted to an eafy
Chair by the Fire, fhe flepped up to him
with me, and enlivened him for Half-an-
Hour with her cheerful Talk. Of courfe
he rallied her about Mr. Heavitree, — that
274 "The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
was to be expected, — but fhe took it very
bravely, and gave him back Quip for
Crank ; yet all fo modeft and innocent-
fpoken, as the Jeft of a Girl like Gatty
w^as certain to be. And fomehow, by
Way of Lady Betty ^ fhe got round, quite
naturally, to Something ferious, about
Life and Death, Judgment and Eternity,
that my Father took better of her than he
would have done from us, and that left us
all with our Minds in a State of ferious
Compofednefs.
Chapter XVII.
Mr, Honeywoodt s Convalefcence.
When Prue and I made up our Books at
the Year's End, we found to our great
Thankfulnefs and Satisfaction, that in fpite
of our having paid many heavy Bills of
my Father's, we were on the right Side
the Poft, and had cleared a good Year's
Income. And this I told my Father in fo
many Words, thinking it would pleafe
him as well as ourfelves.
" Humph !^' faid he; '''In fpite of
" having paid many of your Father's
" heavy Bills." This carries an ill 'Sound
I " with it. And the Senfe is worfe. Many
2/6 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
" a Father grudges paying his thought-
*' lefs Son's bills : well may induftrious
" Daughters grudge paying the Bills of a
'' though tlefs Father — "
**Dear Father! Tm fure we don*t
*^ grudge — "
'* Silence, Mrs. Patty! If Vm falling
** into a profitable and penitent State of
*' Mind, why fhould you hinder me ? Do
** you want Nobody to be good but your-
*' felf ? That's your Pride. I've got my
** Share of Self-Knowledge and Humilia-
** tion, I hope, as well as other People ;
** and when I fay I've been thoughtlefs,
** Madam, (fmiting the Table with his
Fift,) '' I ferioufiy mean it ! "
As Mr. Fenwick had juft been talking
with him, I attributed this virtuous Self-
Indignation to his Influence, and only
hoped it might lafl:. My Father and he
were now mighty Friends : although we
were fo far from Shoreditch, Mr. Fenwick
ilepped over to us at leaft once a Week,
faying he could not forget our Attentions
Mr. Honey wood's Convalefcence. 277
to himfelf during his Illnefs, and con-
fidered us as a kind of Out-Parifhioners.
On thefe Occalions he frequently fpent an
Hour alone with my Father^ and then
joined us at the Tea-Table, which was
profitable to the one Party and pleafant to
the other.
At Length, it became pradlicable to
remove my Father down Stairs. But
before this was accomplifhed, he beckoned
to my Mother and faid, ** Delia y I prithee
" cover up or hide away all the China
*^ Figures dovwi Stairs before I come into
" the Chinefe Parlour, or they will bring
" my Dream to Mind, and fet me fancying
" I fee 'em all dancing. Anything but
" that ! I loathe the very Thought of
" them ! — You may fell them if you will
** — fend them to Dick Harper with my
" Card, and they'll fetch a pretty Figure
^* at the next Auftion, efpecially if you
" throw in the Five Senfes. Idle Bag-
" gages ! they led me aftray, as they've led
^^ many a better Man before me. Happy
278 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
" he who can difembarrafs himfelf from
" their Extravagancies thus eafily ! ''
My Mother did, in Fad:, get a pretty
httle Sum for them ; and my Father never
bought another Piece of China nor at-
tended another Auftion from that Day to
this. But this by the Way.
We were fitting very comfortably about
the Fire, congratulating ourfelves upon
being thus re-united, — and my Father was
enjoying a Bafin of ftrong Gravy Soup,
(for it was a little before Noon,) and
wifhing my Mother would have a little of
it, when all at once down fell a Smelling-
Bottle from the Chimney-Piece; a Water-
Caraife on the Table upfet; Doors banged.
Bells rang without being pulled, the Walls
fhook, and the Ground fank and rofe under
us like a Ship at Sea. We fhrieked out,
and clung to one another ; and I, in ad-
dition to my Terror, experienced great Nau-
fea, as if I were on Shipboard. My Father
immediately exclaimed, " Heyday ! there's
" a Powder-Mill blown up at Hounjlow /"
Mr, Honeywood's Convalefcence. 279
" God pity the poor Creatures in and
** about it," cries my Mother. The next
Moment, in rufhes Peter^ as white as a
Sheet.
" An Earthquake ! an Earthquake ! "
cries he, " Did you feel the Earthquake ? "
" Earthquake ? you Dolt," fays my Fa-
ther ; " 'tis a Powder-Mill blown up at
** Hounjlow, I tell ye ; and fo you'll find
" before To-morrow."
" Well, Sir," fays Peter, '' all the
^* Neighbours fay as I do, and are feared
" out of their Wits, expedling another
** Shock prefently, which, for Aught we
** know, may fwallow us up alive."
^* Peter^ you're an Oaf — a Lubber ! "
fays my Father contemptuoufly ; on which
Peter retired ; but Prue, who was much
frightened, began to cry.
" What's the ufe of crying. Chit?"
fays my Father y ** is that a Cure for an
** Earthquake?"
**.No, Father y but it's fo very awful — "
" Very awful," faid my Mother, ferioufly .
28o T^he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
** Very awful indeed, *' faid I.
" Well, of courfe it would be, if it were
" an Earthquake," fays my Father ; " but
** I fay 'twas only a Powder-Mill blowing
^* up fomewhere, and fo you'll fee.'*
When the Apothecary who had fet
Father s Leg came in, however, he con-
firmed the general Opinion that there had
been a fmart Shock of an Earthquake, and
added that it had been accompanied by
what we had not noticed, namely, a loud
crafhing or crackling Noife. Everybody
that came into the Shop fpoke about it ;
and there was a general Uncomfortablenefs
and Senfe of Infecurity.
In the Dufk of Evenings Dr. Elwes
looked in on us ; and while he remained,
Mr. Fenwick came in. Both fpoke of the
Earthquake, though my Father would not
entirely give into it till it was pofitively
afcertained that no Mill had blown up.
Dr. Elwes faid that the Shock had been
felt on both Sides of the River, as far as
Greenwich^ and remarked that the natural
Mr. Honey wood's Convalefcence, 281
Phenomena of the laft Month had furely
been fuch as to awaken the carelefs and
folemnize the thoughtful Mind.
** For Inftance," fays he, ** the new
" Year was ufhered in by a very remark-
** able Appearance in the Heavens, of a
** duiky red Light that feemed to gather
** into a Focus southward, emitting bril-
** liant Corufcations. I was warm in
" Bed and afleep at the Time, but I heard
** it from thofe who faw it, and it was in
" the public Prints."
I here put in that I had feen it ; being
on Watch over my Father at the Time,
who was then in his Deliration. I had
feen a red Light glowing through the
white Window-Curtains, and on going to
look out, perceived fuch a ruddy Glow in
the Sky that I had furmifed a dreadful,
diftant Fire fomewhere. And again, a
few Weeks after, Prue and I were wakened
in the Night by fuch an awful Storm of
Thunder, Lightning, Rain, Sleet, and Hail,
accompanied by terrific Blafts of Wind, as
282 "The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
feemed to go nigh to (hake the Houfe to
Pieces.
** I flept through it all," faid my Father
" — However, Patty does not exaggerate,
" for the Mifchief done by that Tempeft
** at Brijiol was immenfe, and filled the
" Inhabitants with Confternation."
** I wonder what it all means," faid
Prudence ruefully.
** Means ! " repeated my Father y with
Contempt.
*^ It means that we fliould watch," faid
Mr. Fenwick, mildly, ** fince our Lord
" will come at an Hour we know not of.
" Many poor People in Shore ditch came
** to me in great Alarm, to afk me if I
*' thought the End of the World was
** coming. I told them I knew no more
" then they did, for that of that Hour
'' knoweth no Man ; no, not the Angels in
" Heaven, but only the Father; but that
** what our Saviour hadjfaid to his own
*' Difciples, he had faid unto all —
**^ Watch!'"
Mr , Honey wood' s Convalefcence, 283
And he went on to fpeak of the Defira-
blenefs and Duty of a continual State of
Preparednefs for whatever might happen
to us from within or without, and the
Confidence with which Believers might
repofe on the Care of their heavenly
Father, with fuch Feeling and Power,
that all of us went to Bed that Night
in a State of chaftened Compofure, widely
apart from ungodly Indifference or flavifh
Fear. There was more Solemnity and
Aifedlion than ufual in our Parting for
the Night ; fince we knew not but we
might be fwallowed up quick like Dathan
and Abiram ere Morning Light, though
we humbly hoped, in that Cafe, to re-
open our Eyes in a better World.
This being our State of Mind, it was
with Difguft that I learnt on the follow-
ing Day, that the recklefs Men of Fafhion
and Quality who had fupped Overnight at
Bedford Houfe, had gone about the Town
on their Way Home, betwixt four and
five o'clock in the Morning, knocking at
284 "The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
Doors and mifchievoufly frightening timid
harmlefs People, by bawling out, " Paft
** four o'clock, and a dreadful Earth-
" quake!" "The Fool hath faid in his
" Heart, There is no God ! "
During the Remainder of this Month
we went on quietly enough, feeing few
Perfons except in the Way of Buiinefs,
which, by Reafon of the Severity of the
Seafon, was much flacker than in fine
Weather. My Father progreffed fo flowly
that we had our private Doubts whether
he were not invalided for Life. However,
from being one of the moft impatient, he
had now become the moft patient of
Men; fo that 'twas quite a Pleafure to
nurfe him. His gay Companions having
altogether forfook him in his Illnefs, he
was now grown totally indifferent to them,
and if one or other of them dropped in
on him, he treated them with fo much
fardonic Irony that they were unlikely to
intrude very foon on him again. He
miffed 'em very little, having now taken a
Mr. Honey wood's Convalefcence. 285
great Fancy to reading, and to the Com-
pany of my Mother^ both of which were
very fafe and inexpenfive Luxuries. He
had grown fingularly fond of Mr. Fenwick
and of Dr. Elwes^ the latter of whom
frequently honoured us by dropping in to
play a Rubber — they were Men of two
different Worlds, but yet neither of them
fo unacquainted with the World that was
charadleriftically the other's, as to be
wholly unable to make Allowances : — one
brought my Father worldly Wifdom and
Wit, the other heavenly Wifdom and in-
nocent Pleafantry ; one fupplied him with
humorous Books, the other, with profit-
able Reading ; fo that, between 'em both,
he fared not badly. He was now getting
through the Hiftory of Don ^ixote de la
Manchay which he read Snatches of with
infinite Gufto to my Mother; and was
continually quoting the Proverbs of Sancho
Panza, Thus we went peacefully on,
and were lofing all Fear or even Memory
of the Earthquake; when, on the very
286 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
fame Day of the very next Month, .which
is to fay, February 1750, we were affrighted
out of our Senfes by a worfe Shock and
abundantly more terrifical, between Five
and Six o'Clock in the Morning. Oh !
how Prue and I fhrieked out, and rufhed
down, half dreifed, to my Father and
Mother, They were fitting up in Bed,
having been woke out of Sleep by a loud,
rumbling Noife, accompanied by thick,
low Flaihes of Lightning. The Houfe
was ftill rocking and the Ground heaving
all about us. Bells ringing. Clocks ftriking,
Glafs and China jingling, and Furniture
fhifting from one Place to another. My
Father was this Time ferioufly frightened,
and cried, *^ Come to my Arms, my Chil-
** dren, and let us die together — we heeded
^^ not the firfi; Warning. 'Tis as well to
** meet our Fate here, all together, as any-
" where elfe, fince whither could we flee
** from Danger ? even if I were an able-
" bodied Man, which I am not. Good
** Lord, deliver us. Becaufe there is
Mr. Honey wooct s Convalefcence. 287
** none other that can help us, but only
'' thou, O Lord ! "
So I remained folded in his Arms, and
Prue in my Mother Sy while we heard
Perfons in wild Affright loudly fhrieking
in the open Air. I have often thought
fince, that had Death indeed come upon
us at that Moment, it would have been
attended with much Mitigation of its
Bitternefs.
By-and-by, the Vibration having ceafed,
we flowly withdrew from one another's
Arms, with deep-drawn Breaths ; and fet
about dreffing and refuming the Occupa-
tions of the Day in strange Difcomfort
and Sadnefs. I have fince read, in Books
of Travellers, that in Countries where
Earthquakes are prevalent, the Natives are
in many Inftances far more confternated
by them than Strangers, who being unac-
cuftomed to them do not in one View
concentrate all their difaftrous Confe-
quences. This I can well believe; for
certainly all London was infinitely more
288 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
appalled by this fecond Shock than by the
firft. How can I convey any Figure of
the Impreffions of Fear and Superftition?
how defcribe the alarmed Confciences of
Sinners, the Perturbation of grave Men,
the Diftrefs of tender Mothers^ the Cries
of affrighted Children at a Danger fo
novel and ftupendous ? To increafe the
general Panic, while godly Preachers like
Bifhop Sherlock and Bifhop Seeker were
endeavouring to improve the Judgment to
Purpofes of Penitence and Piety among
the upper Ranks, and good Minifters like
Mr. Fenwick were calling on the lower
Orders to repent and be faved, a fanatic
Itinerant began preaching in the Streets,
and boldly prophefying another Shock on
the fame Day of Aprtly which would
fwallow up all London, The Impreffion
produced by this Predidlion was fuch as
that Churches now filled to overflowing,
Public-Houfes were deferted, good Books
were read, Alms liberally beflowed on the
Poor, and the Sick and them that lay in
Mr. Honeywooits Convalefcence. 289
Prifon vifited. O that fuch Deeds of
Humanity had fprung from fome better
Principle than felfifh Fear ! " Ah/' fays
one poor Man lying in Newgate^ " I exped:
** that when the next Earthquake occurs,
** my Chains, like thofe of St, Paul, will
" fall off." " Let us eat and drink,'* cries
another tipfily, ** for To-morrow we die ! "
— ** I can't help fearing this next Shock that
** is to happen in^r/7," fays a poor Wretch
in the Hofpital that is fure not to live out
the Week. " Ah," fays a meek Patient in
the next Bed, placidly fmiling, " I fhall be
*^ out of Harm's Way before that comes ! "
Others combated their Neighbours'
Fears with Reafon and Ridicule ; others
drowned Thought altogether in additional
Excefs of Riot. I underftood from Gatiy
that many fmart Things were faid about
the Earthquake in the upper Circles ; and
every frefh Inftance of a fine Lady caring
for her Soul and going to Prayers elicited
Fits of modifh Laughter. And yet, who
deferved the Judgment of Heaven to fall
290 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
upon them, if the Rich did not? whofe
DiiTolutenefs and Difregard of Decency
and Order had now come to that Pafs as
quite to paravaunt over the Vices and
Crimes of the common Orders. God's
facred Name habitually blafphemed,
Christ and the Holy Spirit ignored,
the Devil difbelieved, Chaftity laughed at.
Ribaldry approved, Drunkennefs confidered
Good-Breeding, Servants treated as if not
of the fame Flefli and Blood with them-
felves. Sabbaths defecrated. Gambling
carried to an incredible Extent, the Hang-
ing of poor Wretches at Tyburn counted a
Speftacle worthy to recreate Noblemen,
public Honour a mere Name, Patriotifm
the Synonyme for revolutionary Principle,
no Truth, nor Honour, nor Juftice, in
Court nor in public Offices . . . who,
then, had Reafon to dread the juft Judg-
ments of God ?
At the very Time the Earth was rocking
with the firfl Shock, there were profane
Scoffers in Club-houfes who would bet.
Mr. Honey wood's Convalefcence. 291
whether it were an Earthquake or the
Explofion of a Gunpowder Magazine.
At the very Time two- thirds of London
were on their Knees, obferving a general
Faft and Day of Humiliation, the Gamb-
ling-houfes were filled with Members of
Parliament, who found themfelves with a
Day of Leifure on their Hands. A Man
dropped down Dead at the Door of White's
Coffee-houfe : he was carried in; the Club
immediately made Bets whether he were
dead or not; a Surgeon came in to bleed
him ; the Wagerers interpofed, faying it
would affedl the Fairnefs of the Bet !
O Madnefs of mortal Men ! O Hard-
nefs, paft Belief, of impenitent Sinners !
Chapter XVIII.
The Night of Terror.
As the dreaded Day approached, the public
Panic increafed to that Degree, that even
the Sceptics with a ScofF on their Lips
thought it would be as well to **keep
" out of Harm*s Way,'' and " Follow the
" Fafhion." Not that they intended Peni-
tence and Self-recolleftion, no, no ; but
fince London was to be fwallowed up, they
would take Lodgings, that Night, in the
Country.
In Confequence of this, every one that
had a Room or Bed to let, in Chelfea,
Hammerfmithy Kenfngton, Kew, Richmond,
or anywhere within a moderate Diftance
T!he Night of Terror. 293
of the Metropolis, raifed their Prices to an
immoderate Height; and in every little
Shop or Parlour Window a Card or Paper,
ill writ and ill fpelt, might be ktn pafted
or wafered, notifying that ** Hear might
be had a Bedd or Bedds on the enfewing
Nite of the Erthquak." Nay, Women
whofe Fortunes or Occupations did not
admit of their leaving their City Homes,
quilted themfelves warm " Earthquake
Bedgowns," in which to take Flight in the
Night, if their Houfes (hould tumble
about their Ears.
It might be about a Week before
the Event was expefted, and while the
Churches were daily filled to overflowing,
that Gatty came to inquire whether her
Lady could have the Sitting-room and
Bed-chamber formerly occupied by Mr.
Fenwick^ for ** the Earthquake Night."
Though the Apartments were unlet, my
Mother did not much relifh Lady Betty for
her Gueft, even for twenty-four Hours,
and faid fhe did not know {he was minded
294 "The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
to let the Rooms at all ; fhe was fure we
could not do Things to my Ladys liking.
However, Gattyy who was to be Lady
Betty s Companion, and had a great Fancy
for coming to us on her own Account,
faid fhe was inftrudied to offer us any
Price within Reafon, and of her own
Head offered fo handfome a Sum, that my
Mother faid fhe fhould be afhamed of
taking it for one Night. There was
Nothing in that, Gatty faid; Lady Betty
never grudged any Money on herfelf, and
could well afford to pay it, and would
rather like boafling beforehand and after-
wards, how much her Earthquake Lodg-
ings cofl her. So, as we well knew all
our Neighbours were making the fame
Market, and we fhould really be difaccom-
modated by having her Lady/hip and find-
ing a Lodging for Mr. Jatnes, we would
not be fo nice as to hold out, but accepted
the Terms in confideration of the Trouble.
I fhould, indeed, have put in a Provifo for
Mr. Fenwicky whofe Safety was infinitely
T^he Night of Terror, 295
more important than my Ladys, had I
believed there was the leaft Chance of his
confenting to occupy his old Quarters ;
but I knew already that he would by no
Means forfake his poor People in Shore-
ditchy even on the Suppofal of any efpecial
Dangeroufnefs on that Night, which he
did not, averring the myfterious Intentions
of Providence to be altogether hidden out
of Sight, in fpite of the Prefagings of
Impoftors and Fanatics.
Gatty joyfully left us therefore, having,
fhe owned, been a little infedled by the
Fears of thofe around her, which were
efpecially prevalent in the Servants' Hall,
where the poor Maids and Men were to be
left in their ordinary Charge ; my Lady
not entertaining the fame Fear of their
being fwallowed up alive as of herfelf.
And was it not ftrange, now, that a
Lady who might have commanded the
Ufe of various Country Seats, or have
hired an entire Houfe fomewhere in the
remoter Parts by the Week, for about the
296 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
fame Sum fhe was to pay for a fingle
Night, ftiould prefer her own felfifh Ac-
commodation before that of her whole
Houfehold ? But, I am forry to fay,
hers was not a fmgular Cafe.
The Buftle into which we and our
Neighbours were put, by the Expeftance
of our Quality-Lodgers, had Something
in it flrangely diffonant to the Occafion.
Here were Carts arriving at the Door with
my Ladys own Feather-Bed and Blankets,
my Lady's own Linen and Toilette, my
Lady's own Cufhions and Foot-stool, even
my Ladfs own Parrot : and Wine, and
Cordials, and Sweetmeats, and Packs of
Cards; though the Supper was to be
provided by us, *' for the good of the
** Houfe." It feemed that though my
Lady intended to be only a Mile or two
beyond the Profpect of burying alive, and
within Sound and Sight of an engulfed
City, fhe by no Means purpofed a refledlive
Watch and Paufe while the Crifis im-
pended, but rather thought to kill Time
'The Night of Terror. 297
and drown Fear by Jollity and Enter-
tainment. To this End, ihe invited certain
of her Intimates, including Mr. Paul Caryl ^
(for fhe had got tired of keeping the Men
at a Diftance,) who had likewife fecured
Lodgings in Chelfeay to fpend the Evening
with her, and purfue their Diverfions far
into the Night.
We were not to exped: her till the
Afternoon previous to the Occafion ; but
however, fhoals of poor, terrified People
who had engaged Lodgings in remoter and
lefs expenfive Parts, could not be hindered
of pouring into the Country for two or
three Days beforehand ; and as every
imaginable Vehicle was preffed into the
Service, all the Highroads and leading
Thoroughfares of London were abfolutely
blockaded with Coaches, Chaifes, and
Chairs, as well as innumerable Foot-Paf-
fengers, often inextricably wedged together
for ten or fifteen Minutes. One Family,
I undcrflood, even took Flight in a Hearfe :
indeed. Dr. Elwes faid it could be likened
298 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
to Nothing but the confternated Flight
that took place at the Beginning of the
Great Plague. He added, that the Fields
were full of People preparing to Camp
out for the Night ; juft as they were
conftrained to do after the Fire of London ;
and finifhed by obferving with an ironical
Laugh, ** There's a good Time coming for
" the Dodlors ; for plenty of Colds will
** be caught to-night in the wet Fields,
** to fay Nothing of damp Lodgings."
About five o'clock in the Afternoon,
my Lady arrived in her Coach. She was
handed out by her Nephew, Mr. Sandys,
and her Phyfician Dr. Plw7jptree ; and
Gafty followed vath the Lap-Dog. Her
Lady/hip wore a cherry-colour Sacque
and large Straw Hat; but neither the
Shadow of the one nor the hue of the
other could conceal how her Beauty was
ruinated by her fad Complaint. She was
no longer even ordinarily comely ; all her
fine red and white and fmooth Skin loft,
and her Eyes bleared and fpoilt. With
The Night ofT error, 299
much Fufs we got her fettled in the upper
Parlour ; but to fay Nothing of her own
two Servants, fhe contrived, the whole of
the Time fhe was under our Roof, to keep
Priie and me continually on the Trot.
Inquiry foon was made for Mr. Caryl ; he
had not appeared : my Lady was difap-
pointed ; fhe had expedted him to be the
Life of the Party. By-and-by, in fpite
of her Shawls and Cufhions, fhe fancied
a Draught from the Window ; I was
fummoned to cure it, and had to cobble
an additional Breadth of Dimity to the
Curtain as quickly as I could ; while
my Lady flroked her Lap-Dog at the
Fire, and chatted with her two Com-
panions.
" Awfully cold," fays xk\Q^Bo5ior,
** Screaming cold," fays the Nephew,
** Thefe inferior Houfes always have thin
** Walls ; one might think it was January,
" To-night, all London's out of Town —
" Lady Frances Arundel^ and Lord and
** Lady Galway have gone ten Miles into
300 T^he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
" the Country, to play Brag till five in the
*' Morning, and then come back."
" A good many wjll play Brag," faid
the Dodlory fimpering — " the real Brag-
" garts, I think, are thofe that jftay behind."
" Then you really are afraid. Doctor?''
fays Lady Betty.
" Well, my Lady, I think it would be
" a Tempting of Providence to incur any
" Rifk needleffly."
Juft then, in came Mr. Caryl. ** A
" thoufand Excufes," fays he. ^* I was
" coming along the Five Fields, when a
" couple of crazy old Houfes tumbled
" down and blocked up the Way, fo I
" was obliged to come round."
** A lucky Efcape for you, Patily' fays
Mr. Sandys, " it might have been as bad
" for you as an Earthquake."
'' Why, yes," fays Mr. Caryl, '' though
** not eafily fluttered, it did give me a
** Qualm, I confefs. Befides, it might
" have been a premonitory Quake that
** brought the Houfes down."
The Night ofT error. 301
'' My Salts, Gatty!'' cries Lady Betty,
'' Any Cafualties ? " fays the DoBor
careleflly.
'' To tell you the Truth," fays Mr.
Caryly " I was fo rejoiced to fave my own
" Bones that I did not flop to inquire
** whether anyone elfe had theirs broken."
And lightly laughed.
** Feeling!" mutters Mr. Sandys.
'^'-Quack ! " refponds Mr. Caryl foftly.
And then I knew them, that Moment,
for the Fox and the Goofe !
** Whereabouts in the Five Fields did
" it happen ?" refumes the DoBor.
" Juft by that old, empty Houfe, Do^or,
" wherein two Women were found ftarved
" to Death with Cold and Hunger, fome-
" where about Chrijimas.''
*^ Fm fure fuch Things as that ought
'* not to occur," fays Lady Betty, dabbing
her Forehead with fome Eflence, ** fo well
** as the Poor are provided for."
*^ Oh yes, efpecially this Chrijimas,'
fays Mr. Sandys careleflly — ^* for, you
302 The Old Chelfea Biin-Houje.
" know, a great many Hogs were feized
** by the Church-wardens and Overfeers
** of St. George's Parifh, that were kept in
" private Houfes and Yards contrary to the
"Statute made and provided; whereby
" the Poor, of that Parifh at leaft, if they
" had not their Chriftmas Beef, had their
" Chriftmas Pork ; for it was diftributed
'* among them."
" Not gratis, though/' faid the Dodlor,
** No, but very cheap ; " faid Mr. Sandys,
'' So I underftood."
** I wonder you fhould underftand or
" hear Anything about it, Harry y' fays
Lady Betty contemptuoufly.
*' Well, Aunty I happened to hear it
** named by Mr. Arbuthnot''
** When is Mr. Arbuthnot to marry
'' Lady Grace V fays Mr. Caryl
" After Lent, I believe," faid the DoBor^
— " They that marry in Lent will live to
'' repent."
" Why fo ?" fays Lady Betty.
" Nay, Madam, afk your Chaplain. I
^he Night of Terror. 303
" fuppofe People fhould not be feafting
" when they ought to be failing."
*' Ah, that's it, no Doubt," fays Lady
Betty — "Let us have Tea now, Gatty ;
" and Plenty of Genoa Macaroons."
The next Time I went up Stairs, which
was not till after Dark, they were all play-
ing at Brag.
As I went down, a fudden Blaft of
Wind from the front Door of the Houfe
blew my Candle out, and I groped along
into the Shop, muttering, " Who on Earth
*' can be ftanding in the Draught fuch a
"cold Night as this?" At the fame Mo-
ment I caught a Glimpfe of a Couple of
dufky Figures ftanding in the Door-way,
and heard, in earneft Under-tones, the
Words, ''Gatty! is that you?" "Mr.
" Heavitree ! can it be you ? What in the
" World can have brought you here, and
" at this Time of Night ?"— " To be with
" you, deareft Gatty y in cafe of your being
" alarmed, and — and — in cafe of Anything
" happening . . ."
304 ^he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
I would not overhear another Word,
but went ftraight into the Parlour and lit
my Candle, faying quietly to my Mother,
*' There's Mr. Heavitree outfide, talking to
" Gattyr
" Have him in ! '' cries my Father y
whofe Ears were quicker than I thought,
*^ I want to fee what the young Chap is
'Mike."— ** Hufli, Father, he'll overhear
** you — Maybe he will prefer faying a few
'' Words to Gatty by herfelf firft." " Very
" likely, very likely," fays my Father
chuckling — " but I hope he won't go
" away without coming in, for all that."
I now thought I might go out again
with the Candle, and fet it in the Shop ;
but the Current of Air from the Door
again nearly blew it out, though I fcreened
it with my Hand. The Stream of Light
fell upon Gatty, who turned about and
faid, " Patty, here's an old Acquaintance,
— I'm furc I may afk him in, may not I?"
*' And welcome," faid I. "I am almoft
" too dirty to be feen," fays Mr. Heavitree,
'The Night of T^ err or, 305
coming in. "Why, you are all muddy
"from Head to Foot," cries Gatty,
" What can you have been doing ?"
Juft then. Lady Betty s Bell was pulled
pretty fharply, and Gatty was obliged to
run off. I could fee, by Mr. Heavitree's^
wincing, that he could not abide the Re-
membrance of her menial Pofition, and
that it would not be his Fault if fhe long
retained it. I ufhered him into the Par-
lour. My Father^ in his eafy Chair,
flretches out his Hand to him. " Mr.
" HeavitreCy' fays he heartily, " I'm glad
" to fee you." " You fee a very dirty
" Fellow, Sir," fays Mr. Heavitree laugh-
ing. " Why, you are dirty, indeed," fays
my Father y furveying him ; "is this the
" Way you come a-courting ? I fhould
" fay you had been rolling in the Gutter."
" Something like it," fays Mr. Heavitree ;
"we Country Folks got feared by this
" Talk of the Earthquake, fo I thought
" rd juft come up to Town and look after
" Gatty; but. Sir, what a Place this
306 T^he Old Chelfea Bun-Houje.
** London is! My Danger along the Road,
** of being attacked by the Fellow they call
** the Flying Highwayman, was nothing
" to what it was when I got into the
" Streets. I put up my Horfe at an Inn,
** and then fet forth, as clean as you'd wifh
" to fee me, to Lady Betty's, where I ex-
" pedled to find Gatty ; but it was already
*' getting dark, and^by Reafon of the Panic
** the Tow^n was almoft deferted except by
" the very worft Sort, who care neither
" for Heaven nor Earth, and who feemed
" minded to make the Defertion of Houfes
^' an Occafion for pretty general Plunder.
*' Here and there twinkled a miferable little
" folitary Oil Lamp ; here and there a Lan-
** tern flitted acrofs, or a Ray of a Tallow
" Candle flreamed from fome Window, but
** with thefe Exceptions, which only feemed
** to make Darknefs more difmal, there was
*^ Nothing to prevent one from breaking
** one's Shins againft Pofts and Door-Steps,
** or walking ftraight into the Gutters. I
** was huftled once or twice, and began to
The Night of Terror. 307
^ think Affairs were not much mended
^ fince my Lord Mayor and the Aldermen
^ went up to the King, Suddenly I was
' pounced on by three diforderly Fellows,
* who collared me and dragged me into a
^ dark Cellar. One of them held a Lan-
* tern to my Face and faid, * fem, this
* ifn't our Man/ on which I was pufhed
* out pretty near as roughly as I was
^pulled in. This did not hinder me of
^ taking to my Heels, which occafioned
* my ftumbling into an enormous Heap
' of wet Mud by the Side of the Foot-
* Path, with ne'er a Lamp near it, which
' made me in the Pickle you fee. How-
' ever, I got to Lady Betty Sy where I
* found the Manfion deferted by all fave
' one poor Maid, who fate reading of her
* Bible by the Light of a Kitchen Candle ;
^ all the reft having decamped as foon
* as my Lady was off, in the Opinion
* that their Safety was quite as dear
* to them as hers to her. I afked the
* poor Creature if fhe were not afeared to
3o8 572^ Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
" be alone at fuch a Crifis ; but flie feemed
** to be Something of a Predeftinarian, and
** faid her Time could come but once, and
" when the Lord would ; fhe could truft
*' herfelf in his Hands. I obtained from
" her that Gatty and my Lady had gone to
** the Chelfea Bun-Houfe ; fo then I knew
" they were with you, Mrs. Patty ; and
" having got a Diredlion to Chelfea, I foon
" made out, when I reached it, my Way
" here. But oh, what a State all the
** Fields and wafte Grounds about you are
'* in ! People in Tents, Booths, Carts,
" Coaches, and Caravans ; awaiting the
*^ Morning Light. The Field Preachers
" are bufy among them, and are exhorting
" attentive Multitudes : but will the Im-
" preffion furvive To-morrow? — I think,
** Sir, my Mud is dry now ; and if you
" will lend me a Clothes-BruHi, Til ftep
*' out and groom myfelf a little.''
Chapter XIX.
The Vigil.
" That's as good-looking a young Man,"
fays my Father ^ **as ever I faw — quite
'' a Mate for Gatty:'
** Hufh, Father^ he'll hear you," fays
Frue foftly.
^' He can't," fays Father ^ lowering his
Voice, however.
" How provoking it muft be to Gatty^^
fays Frue, ** to know he is here, and yet
be kept in attendance on my Lady ! "
*^ Tufli, Child, fhe'd rather know he
" was here than not. . . . Well, Mr.
*' Heavitree,'' (when our Vifitor returned,)
3 1 o The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
" have you confidered where you are to
*'get a Bed to-night?"
'' Why, no. Sir, really I have not."
" Then Til tell you ! You may take
**your Choice of all the Beds in this
" Houfe except Lady Betty s ; for w^e are
" all going to fit up ! "
*^ Why, then. Sir, v^ith your Leave,
'' I '11 fit up too ! "
" Do fo, young Gentleman, and wel-
" come. You fee, we have quality Lod-
** gers in the Houfe, who keep late
" Hours ; and as they require a good Deal
** of waiting on, we think.it beft to fit up
'' — 'Tis but for one Night."
*' Befides which," put in my Mother y
" though we are not ourfelves apprehenfive
" of an Earthquake this Night any more
** than any other, yet having fuch a frefli
" Recolled:ion of the Terror we expe-
** rienced during the laft Shock, and know-
" ing that fo many Thoufands of People
" are in diftrefling Apprehenfion of a
" fimilar and more terrible Occurrence, it
T^he Vigil. 3 1 1
" feems unfeeling to think of lleeping and
" taking one's natural Reft, inftead of
** watching with others, and fympathifmg
'' with them.''
** I think precifely as you do. Madam,"
faid Mr, Heavitree ; '* I ^"aflure you that
** though I am not of thofe who exped:
" the Earthquake, I am difpofed for Any-
" thing but Levity, and feel this to be an
" impreflive Occafion."
So, this being his acknowledged Feeling,
we fate about the Fire and fell into a
fomewhat graver Strain of Converfation
than ufual; and I was glad to find that
the young Man could talk ferioufly as well
as pleafantly. Though he had not let fall
a Word about want of Refrefhment, I
knew he muft have been fafting for fome
Time, and therefore helped him plentifully
to cold Beef with his Tea and Bread and
Butter, which he pronounced very accept-
able. While he was eating, Gatty re-
turned, all Smiles, and faid, ^' I am glad to
" fee you doing fo well, Mr. Heavitree ! "
312 The Old Chelfea Bun-Hoiife.
but juft as he had made Room for her
befide him, tinkle went the Bell, and
away fhe was obliged to run again.
'' Can't we muffle that Bell?" fays he,
fomewhat impatiently.
** Then my Lady would hammer on the
" Floor," faid I, '' and would keep her
** up-Stairs altogether."
** Yes," fays Father, " that would an-
" fwer as ill as the two Houfemaids in
'* Mfofs Fables, that killed the Cock for
'' waking their Miftrefs."
" Well," fays Mr. Heavitree, " it won't
** be for long, that's one Bleffing. Her
" Time's up on Monday, and I fliall ftay
** in Town till then, and take her down
*' with me in the old Coach."
** I hope you won't have fo many
" overturns this Time," faid my Mo-
ther.
** Why, no," faid he fmiling, '* we can
" difpenfe with them now ; but I protell:
" that Snow- Journey was the pleafanteft
** I ever had in my Life."
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I
*' You are going to poflefs a Treafure,
*' Sir," faid my Father energetically.
" Indeed I think fo, Sir ! I was not ,
aware you fo well knew her Value."
'' Always took to her, Mr. Heavitree^
'' from the very firft; Didn't I, Girls?"
" Indeed you did. Father,''
** And when is it to be ?" fays my Fa-
ther fignificantly.
" Nay, Sir," faid Mr. Heavitree with a
little EmbarralTment, " Tve not got Gatty
*' to name the Day yet, but I hope it will
** be before long ; and as my Sifter Clarijfa
** is fhortly to be married, which will
" deprive Roaring Houfe of its prefent
" Miftrefs, perhaps we may arrange to
*^ have two Weddings on the fame Day."
** Was that poor Wayfarer found under
*' the Snow?" faid my Mother,
** Oh no. Ma'am, we conclude flie ac-
" complifhed her Journey in Safety."
By-and-by, Gatty joined us again ; and
we all fate chatting till Twelve o'Clock.
Then my Ladys Supper went up, and
3 1 4 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
then we had our own ; a pretty fubftantial
one, as watching makes People hungry.
After Supper, we, according to Cuftom,
had Prayers; and I thought it not amifs
to feledl for our Evening Portion the
twenty-fourth Chapter of St. Matthew^
which fpeaks of Famines, Peftilences, and
Earthquakes. After this, we again drew
round the Fire ; for Watching makes
people chilly : and Mr. Heavitree began
to repeat fome Reports he had gathered,
of the wretched State our Gaols were in,
at that Time, overflowing with the Refufe
of our Army and Navy, who, for Want of
honeft Employment, were perifhing mi-
ferably amidft the Stench and Horrors of
noifome Dungeons.
" That they are," fays my Father; ** and
" as for Newgate^ it is now in fo pefti-
" lential a State of Infeftion from the
** overcrowding together of dirty, ftarving
" Felons, that the Effluvium they have
" brought into Court on their Trials hath
" coft us the Lives of a Lord Mayor, an
The Vigil, 315
" Alderman, two Judges, divers Lawyers,
*^ the greater Part of the Jury, and I
" know not how many of the By-standers.
" This Spread of the Gaol Fever among
" the upper Clafles will do more to get
" the Abufe remedied than the Deaths of
** Hundreds of Criminals in their Cells ;
*' but yet I can't for the Life of me help
" regretting that fo many able-bodied Men,
** whofe Labour might be ferviceable to
** the Community, fliould be idling at the
" public Expenfe in Prifon."
Mr. Heavitree was filent, and Gatty
prefently afked him what he was mufing
about. He faid, ** Thofe Rogues who
'* pulled me into the dark Cellar faid I
" was not the right Man. I was wonder-
*' ing if they have found him yet, and
" what they have done to him,"
This led to fundry difmal Stories, of
Footpads and Street- A iTaffins ; and of
Lord Harboroiig/is being befet by Robbers
in Piccadilly in broad Daylight, and one of
the Chairmen pulling a Pole out of his
3 1 6 i:he Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
Lord/hip's Chair and knocking down one
of the Villains, while the Earl, leaping
out, and drawing his Sword, put the Reft
to flight. Then we wondered whether
Times could get worfe, and whether they
would ever mend, and whether the next
Generation would liften to fuch Facts as
idle Tales, or whether Abufes would in-
creafe to that Degree as to bring down a
Providential Judgment on the City, like
that which overtook Gomorrah, or like
that which we were now expecfling.
Soon after this, my Father fell faft
afleep, and my Mother began to nod.
Prudence was knitting with all her Might,
and I took up my Mother's Knotting, and
on Pretence of getting nearer the Light,
edged my Chair further off from Gatty,
who continued converfing with Mr. Heavi-*'
tree in an under Tone, which became lower
and lower. I am perfuaded neither of
them felt in the leaft fleepy, nor had the
fmalleft Apprehenfions of the Earthquake ;
but Prue yawned awfully from Time to
"The Vigil. 3 1 7
Time, and I was profoundly filent and very
ferious.
All at once. Lady Betty's Bell rang
violently, and Gatty ran up Stairs. The
Wax Lights had burned out, and at firft it
feemed that there were no others, which
put my Lady into a fad Taking. The
Idea of her being left in the Dark with an
Earthquake I Happily, another Pacquet
of Wax Candles was found, and, after
Ratafia had been ferved round, they fell
to their Card-playing again ; but Gatty
affirmed that my Lady changed Colour,
and laid down her Hand on Mr. Sandys' s
roguifhly fhaking the Table.
At Length, all the Clocks ftruck Five ;
at which Hour everybody conceived them-
felves fafe, as witleffly as they had pre-
"'vioufly held themfelves to be in Danger.
The Card-Party now broke up ; Gatty
went to undrefs my Lady^ and I went to
lock out the Gentlemen, who departed
in a Body, looking fagged and haggard
enough. Juft as Mr. Caryl was goings'
iC
318 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe,
forth, he paufed for a Moment and faid,
" By-the-bye, this is where Mr. — Mr.
" what's his Name ? Mr. Fenwick lodged
^* — Can you tell me where he is at pre-
fent, Mr^. Patty?''
I coolly anfwered, **With his poor
People in S/wreditch, Sir."
Shoreditch? Shoreditch? Ha, I'll try
** to remember that," fays he carelefTly ;
and turned on his Heel. I thought to
myfelf, I don't believe you will ; your Cue
is to forget.
Then I went to get my Father and
Mother to Bed, and fend off Prue, and
laftly, to go to Bed myfelf. As for Mr.
Heavitree, he was content with a couple
of Chairs by the Fire. Gatty flept with
my Ladyy who did not feel brave enough
to be alone.
The Watch made us all latifli, and
arife yawnifh. Peter told me the Roads
were all aftir before Light, with People
returning to their Homes ; and that the
Preachers were trying to enforce on their
"The Vigil, 319
Penitents that they had had an Anfwer to
Prayer. Lady Betty did not rife till Noon ;
what with her Vapours, her Whims, and
her Breakfaft, fhe did not depart till two
o'clock. We had fcarcely a Word of
Gattyy but fhe ran in to us juft at laft, and
kiifed us all round, taking Leave of us
once for all, and receiving our good
Wifhes for her future Happinefs with
many Blufhes and Smiles. Mr. Heavitree
had already gone off; and as foon as we
had tidied my Ladys Rooms, we all fub-
fided into our ufual Quiet.
The following Day, about Noon, I was
behind the Counter, when I received a
great Shock by hearing a Cuftomer fay
cafually, " Dr. Elwes is dead — he went
** off quite fuddenly at fix this Morn-
-ing.*'
I could hardly go on weighing fome
Comfits, the Tears crowded fo faft into
my Eyes at the unexped:ed Lofs of our
old Friend. I remained but to have the
ill News confirmed and gather the Par-
320 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
ticulars, and then went up to break them
to my Mother^ who was fitting with my
Father in their own Chamber. She was
a good deal afFecfled, and my Father under-
took the Office of Confoler with great
KindUnefs. After a While I went down
and afl<:ed Prue^ who felt lefs Concern
than I did for the Do^ory to take my
Place a little While in the Shop. Then
I went and fate down in the Parlour, and
thought over his various Acts of Kindnefs
to me, and fhed fome Tears of unafl^edled
Regret. He had never been a decidedly
religious Charafter, but was much liked
by his Patients, defervedly loved by the
Poor, and to us had been a tried and
valued Friend.
While I was in this forrowful Mood,
in comes Mr. Fenwicky fo flufhed with
Exercife and good Spirits as to look quite
handfome. Feeling fo low as I did juft
then, I did not reciprocate his Salutation
quite fo cheerfully as he feemed to expedl ;
and he, on his Part, on finding that my
The Vigil. 321
Father and Mother were well, paid lefs
Attention to my Depreffion than he might
have done ; and, for the lirft Time in my
Life, I thought him a little feliifh.
" I have fome good News," faid he.
" I am glad to hear it," faid I, " for I
** have fome bad News."
*• What's that ? " faid he.
" Our dear Friend Dr. Elwes is dead ;"
and I put the Corner of my Apron to my
Eyes.
** Well, — I am forry to hear it," refumes
he, after a Paufe ; *' he was not, I fear, a
" very thoughtful Man."
** A very good Man/' faid I, warming.
" A very kindly, attentive Man in a
" Sick-room," fays he, *' and a pleafant
" Companion, which is all I know about
'' him."
" JVe knew a good Deal more," faid I,
" and know that his Lofs won't be foon
** fupplied. We fhall mifs him very much.
'* He was truly benevolent, whatever you
" may think."
322 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
" I don't deny it, I aflure you," faid he,
looking furprifed at my Heat, " I only
" wifhed there had been a more Chriftian
" Bafis for his many good Qualities."
" It is not very Chriftian, I think, to
" depreciate them, efpecially at a Time like
" this."
" My dear Patty y I ftand reproved. I
** did not fufficiently confider, nor, indeed,
** fufficiently know the Wound your Feel-
** ings had juft experienced."
This touched me, and I faid, ** We will
" fpeak of it no more. Sir. I am glad to
** fee you looking fo well. You told me, I
** think, you had heard fome good News."
" Yes, from Mr. Caryiy
" Quack ! " faid I haftily ; lofing my
Temper and good Manners in my revived
Impreffion of that Gentleman's Duplicity
and Hollownefs.
" Patty /" faid Mr. Fenwicky in a Tone
of mild Surprife.
**I beg your Pardon, Sir," faid I,
aftiamed of myfelf, " but you know I
T^he Vigil. 323
" never can hear that Gentleman's Name
" with Patience."
** I do know it," faid he, fmiling very
pleafantly, " and (hould retort on you the
**Accufation of Uncharitablenefs, or elfe
** endeavour to laugh you out of your
** fingular Prejudice againft him, but that
** I feel Something in it fo flattering to
" myfelf, that I am difarmed. However,
** I have that to tell you of him now,
** which will, I fancy, alter your Opinion."
** Nothing will alter my Opinion of
*' him," perfifted I, " no Good will ever
" come to you from that Quarter."
"Why not?"
** Becaufe I know him better than you
" do." He laughed.
"You may laugh. Sir," faid I, "but
"you'll fee in Time that I am right.
" Have you feen him lately ? "
" Not fince I was in this Houfe."
" Ah, well, I have feen him more than
" once — I've feen him and heard him
" among his own Set, when he didn't
324 "The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
** know I was by, and he faid Things that
" . . . convinced me he was a falfe
" Friend to you."
" What were thofe Things ?"
** Tm not clear that I have a Right to
" repeat them."
** An accufed Party has always a Right
" to have the Charge againft him fubftan-
" tiated. You are filent? — Well, Mrs.
** Patty y fince you are fo inveterate againft
" this poor Gentleman, I fhall only irritate
** you, I am afraid, by acquainting you
" with Anything in his Favour, and there-
** fore ril keep my News to myfelf — '*
** Juft tell me one Thing— Has he fent
" you back your Poem ? "
** My Poem ! No — you know he ac-
** cidently burnt that. Months ago."
"Pfhaw!"
" You never will believe it," continued
he laughing, ** nor forgive him for it.
" Why, / have forgiven him, this long
" While; and if I have, C2LVi\you?"
" No."
T^he Vigil. 325
" Well, Fatty y this Intereft in the Fate
" of my unlucky Manufcript is, as I have
** before told you, very gratifying to me ;
" but ftill, I fhould be more gratified if you
" would do Juftice to an innocent Man."
*' Why, he was here, the Night before
" laft. Sir ! and from the carelefs Way in
" which he inquired for you, I could fee
** he did not value you a Straw ! I really
** wonder at you, Mr. Fenwick.'*
" Nay, I muft fay I wonder at yoUy
^* Mrs, Fatty; but fince we are getting
** rather too warm upon it, Til wifh you
** Good-bye for the Prefent, and converfe
" with you fome other Time on what is in
" my Mind, but which I fear would juft
" now meet with an unfavourable Hear-
" ing.'' Saying which, he took up his Hat,
and was going away quite formally, when,
turning fhort about, he looked full into
my Face for a Minute, and faid with an
inexpreflible Sweetnefs of Reproach,
**Why, Fatty/ I didn't think you
** could be fo crofs ! "
Chapter XX,
Mr, Fenwick's Proceedings,
I HAVE his Face before me this Minute !
My Mother was wont to fay, ** Mr. Fen-
'^ wick had fmiUng Eyes/* but I proteft
I found they could cut me to the Heart.
I ran up-stairs as foon as ever he was
gone, and had a good Cry by my own
Bed-fide ; and wondered what on Earth
could have made me fo knaggy and up-
fettifh.
When I went down, Prue was ftill in
the Shop; and feeing me with red Eyes,
I dare fay fhe thought I had been crying
about Dr. Elwes, I hadn't, however!
There were Cuftomers buying Buns, fo
Mr. Fenwick's Proceedings. 327
I left her to attend to them, and returned
to the Parlour; and there, who fhould
there be, fitting at the Window and fmell-
ing to fome Primrofes, but Mr. Fenwick!
I declare I ftarted as if it had been his
Ghoft.
" Well," fays he fmiling, *^ Tve foon
"come back again . . . Why, Patty! — I
'^ do believe you've been fhedding Tears ! "
" What of that. Sir?" faid I, ready to
begin again.
** Only this," faid he, " that I am very
" glad of it, becaufe it feems as if you
*^ were forry for the little Tiff we had jufl
" now — And Fm forry too, and came back
** expreffly to fay fo. But perhaps Tm
" miftaken, and thefe Tears were not
" about the Tiff, but about Dr. Elwes
". . . hey, Patty?''
I fhook my Head.
" Well then, all's right," faid he, taking
my Hand, and drawing me towards the
Window. " I'm fure I regret the old
** Gentleman as much as anyone can be
328 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
" expedted to do who cared very little
" about him ; but the Fadl is, I was felf-
** ifhly preoccupied with a Piece of good
** Fortune that had happened to myfelf,
** and which, you fee, I could not be
** eafy till I had made you a Party to.
** How is it I care about telling you,
" Patty ? How is it you were the firft
** Perfon whofe Sympathy I wanted to
*' fecure? hey?"
** Tm fure I can t tell. Sir/'
'' Well, I think I can tell— If I can't,
" I've made a tremendous Blunder, after
" a great Deal of Self-Examination.
" What do you think of my having been
*' prefented to the Living of St. Margery-
''under-the-WallV
** You don't fay fo?" exclaimed I,
clafping my Hands with delight — ** Oh,
*' that /> joyful!"
** Four Hundred a Year, clear," faid
he, " that's a good Income, is not it ? "
"It's Wealth r' faid I. "And no
" more than you deferve, Mr. Fenivick ! "
Mr. Fenwick's Proceedings. 329
" I knew this was how you would
'' feel," faid he, kiffing my Hand. " What
*^ makes you cloud over, Patty ?"
" I was only thinking. Sir — "
" What ? Come, fay it out . . ."
** That this would remove you from
" us farther than ever — "
*' Oh no! A Quarter of a Mile nearer!"
** I don't mean that Sort of Diftance,
^* Sir. But no Matter — I rejoice in it
" with all my Heart, Mr. Fenwick ! "
He looked at me earneftly, was going
to fay Something, and flopped.
** Don't you think," faid he, after a
Minute's Silence, *' that I might marry on
*^this?"
'' Surely, Sir!"
" And could you, Patty y whom I know
** fo^' thoroughly and love fo heartily, con-
" fent to be the Wife of a City Parfon ? "
— Oh ! there could be only one Mo-
ment in Life like that ! — And yet, have
not I had many happy Moments, Hours,
and Years fmce ? I can't, to this Day,
330 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
make out how he ever came to think of
me; when there were Prue, and Gatty^
and doubtlefs many young Gentlewomen
of his Congregation, to fay Nothing of
remote Country Coufins, (for he had no
near Relations,) to whom I could be but
a mere Foil! I could not make it out
then, and I can't make it out now; but
I am quite content to leave the Myftery
unfolved, and decide that AfFedlion fettles
all Diftincflions, and Marriages are made
in Heaven. I muft fay I was very thank-
ful to dear, good Dr. Elwes, when his
Will came to be opened, (which had been
made fome Months before his fudden
Death,) to find he had left Prue and me
Five Hundred Pounds each, in the hand-
fomeft Manner, with more Terms of
Praife of our *^ laudable Condud: in dif-
** ficult Circumflances," than I need to
repeat. I fay, I was glad of this Legacy,
and of the handfome Way in which it was
left, becaufe it feemed to make me a little
lefs unworthy of Mr. Fenwick's Regard ;
Mr. Fenwick's Proceedings, 331
not that it had a Bit of Influence with
him, however, his Offer having been made
and accepted before the Will was opened :
fo that Nothing could be more difinter-
efted than his Behaviour from firft to lafl.
And the Prefentation to this Living
came through the Recommendation of
Mr. Caryl ! — accompanied by a very flat-
tering Letter, faying it was a Piece of
Juftice, and that he knew of no Man on
whom his Uncle could have better be-
ftowed it. A Piece of Jujikey I privately
confider it ; and a Salve to his own Con-
fcience for pitifully burning the Poem of
a Man that writ better than himfelf.
Nothing can deftroy that Convidlion.
But I keep it quite fecret ; the only
Secret I have ever kept or will keep
from my Hufband, and this only becaufe
I would not lower his Patron's Nephew
in his Efl:imation.
Certainly the Gift of a good Living was
far more than an Equivalent for the beft
Poem that ever was writ; but yet,
332 The Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
Poets have naturally fuch an overween-
ing Opinion of the Importance of their
Produftions to the World, and of their
ow^n Miffion as Regenerators of Society,
that to them it is an exceeding hard Thing
to lofe the Fame and Influence they
believe they deferve ; and I queftion
w^hether thofe of 'em that take the highefl
Flights (from practical Affairs and common
Senfe, that is,) would confider themfelves
at all compenfated for the Lofs of a heavy
Poem by the Gain of a fat Living.
But my Hufband hath fince appeared in
Print, in a Way that's highly honourable
to himfelf and gratifying to his Connexions,
without being beholden to any Patron
whatfoever. He has printed a Funeral
Sermon on Mrs. Eufebia Crate y a highly
eftimable Member of his Congregation,
which was brought out by Meffrs. A and
B, Tliompforiy at the Sign of the Bible and
Stary Fleet Street, handfomely bound in
(hiny black Leather, with a black Margin
to the Title. This Sermon, which was
Mr. Fenwick's Proceedings. 333
publiflied by Subfcription, brought my
Hufband enough to buy a very handfome
Mahogany Bookcafe for his Study, and a
Pair of Pulpit Sconces, belides its being
named in the Gentleman's Magazine, And
though Money was not my Hufband's
Objeft, yet, as the Work, it is thought,
may attain to a fecond Edition, who
knows but hereafter he may be as fuccefs-
ful as Dr. Hugh Blair^ who for his laft
Volume of Sermons received Six Hundred
Pounds ! Though amazing, it muft be
true, for they fay it in Fater Nojier Row !
As for dear Fruey her Legacy was as
acceptable to her as mine to me, for though
l^om confcientioufly brings her all his'
Earnings and is now Captain of a fine
Merchantman, Sailors are never over-rich ;
I think her queer Engagement to him
fteadied her a good Deal : it put an End to
the leaft Approach to Trifling or Flirting,
which fhe might have indulged in, had
they been lefs ferioufly bound to one
another; and my Mother's Contempt for
334 "^^^^ Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
the Contradt and " the Bit of red Glafs,"
went fo to poor Prudence's Heart as to
engender a Degree of Humility and Sub-
miffivenefs quite contrary to her previous
Character. With all this, {he was deeply
in Love with Tomy and filently, ferioufly
happy; nor would fhe, I am convinced,
have been releafed from her Engagement
for the World. But it took away all Defire
to be otherways placed than where fhe was,
in the Bofom of her own Family, in the
quiet, fteady Performance of domeftic
Duties. So that, when I left Home, it
was with the comfortable Conviftion,
which I have never feen the leaft Reafon
to alter, that fhe would fupply my Place
to my dear Father and Mother y as well as
in the Bufinefs. Indeed, fince my Huf-
band married her to Toniy the neceffary
Abfences of the latter from his Wife have
rendered it very agreeable to all Parties
that Frue's Home fhould flill be in the
Old Chelfea Bun-Houfe. There's an Op-
pofition Houfe fet up now, which has a
Mr.Fenwick's Proceedings. 335
little injured the old Bufinefs; but, happily,
none of us are fo dependent on it as we
once were ; and their Buns are accounted
heavy, fo that the ancient, fleady-going
Cuflomers ftill refort to
The Old Original Chelfea Bun-Houfe.
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