"MY TRIP ABROAD" 
 
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FRED LOCKLEY 
 
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"MY TRIP ABROAD" 
 
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EXPLANATORY. 
 
 The writer left Sacramento, California, in February, 1904, 
 crossed the Atlantic and returned in March, 1905. 
 
 Some local newspapers kindly published several Of his 
 letters and he reprints and sends them to friends who have not 
 seen them. 
 
 The California Bankers' Association at its session in Los 
 Angeles in May, 1904, voted to send to the writer a cablegram of 
 good wishes; and the writer therefore sends this pamphlet to 
 each of the bankers as an acknowledgement and with the hope 
 that he can meet them and thank them personally at the Con- 
 vention in Oakland in May, 1905. 
 
 Very respectfully, 
 
 April, 1905. 
 
Z3elU of life at <Tartsba6 
 
 CARLSBAD, July 20, 1904. We came here yesterday and 
 ]are located at the Hotel Bristol, on top of one of the high hills 
 .overlooking the town and canyon, on both sides of which there 
 are blocks of hotels and boarding-houses. A small stream is car- 
 ried at the base of the hills between high stone walks, and in 
 winter this now insignificant river is said to become a raging tor- 
 rent. The water is clear and pure and many fish are to be seen. 
 
 In the lower town there are dozens of shops open during the 
 season which display fancy wares and jewelry from the biggest 
 places in Europe. The streets are very clean and seem to be 
 crowded with thousands of people, the greater part of them look- 
 .ing as if they needed nothing in the world but a good time. Some, 
 however, are yellow in color, showing a tendency to liver trou- 
 bles, for which the Carlsbad water is used. 
 
 THE CARLSBAD WATERS. 
 
 Everybody has a little strap over the shoulder, wherefrom 
 hangs his drinking glass, which will hold a half pint. This morn- 
 ing we got up at 6 o'clock, buckled on our cups and wended our 
 way down the stone road to the long and handsome Muhlbrunnen 
 Collonade. Here we joined a double line of 500 people, and all 
 marched slowly around the colonnade until we came to the part 
 where the spring water, almost without stopping the long proces- 
 sion. We had a little packet of Sprudel salt which we were di- 
 rected to dissolve in the water and then sip the solution slowly as 
 we walked up the street. 
 
 Soon we came to another colonnade, where the larger Spru- 
 del Spring is found, and around which are huge cakes of the 
 Sprudel salts obtained by the evaporation of the waters. Here in 
 a basin about twenty feet in circumference old Sprudel was 
 throwing up jets of water and steam about six feet high, just as 
 it has done for hundreds of years. 
 
 A CALDRON AND WITCHES. 
 
 It is said to have stopped for three days at the time of the 
 great earthquake at Lisbon. Around the caldron were the witches 
 
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pretty girls wearing white rubber caps and capes. Some of 
 these had poles with cups at the ends, into which our glasses were 
 placed and held in the center of the fountain until full, and given 
 to us to drink. Then we fall into line again and go to the Muhl- 
 brunnen for the customary second cup. They say the water must 
 be vlrank warm and slowly and on an empty stomach, allowing 
 fifteen minutes between two cups. After that wait half an hour 
 foi breakfast, and you, are sure to eat that meal. 
 
 LIFE AT THE WATERING PLACE. 
 
 The hill we climb to reach our hotel is bout the hight of 
 those at Sausalito. At n o'clock we go for our baths and then 
 dine at 1 130. The fare is excellent. There are many Germans 
 here and Jews with long coats and a curl down each ear ; in fact, 
 the place is full of all nationalities. We are having a treat to- 
 day in the form of thunder and lightning. Black clouds are 
 gathering over the mountain tops out of which come flashes of 
 light and peals of thunder, which roll into the valleys with a great 
 noise. 
 
 HOUSES AND PEOPLE. 
 
 Every house here is of stone and just four stories high. They 
 are "close together and in the front yard each has a tent so that 
 they can claim to give outdoor meals to their guests. A porter is 
 also connected with every house who wears a gold band around 
 his cap. The people here may be divided into two classes, one of 
 which comprises the thousands of guests, who must stay here at 
 least two weeks, and the other are the working people who cater 
 to the. travelers and invalids, and who are said to number about 
 fifteen thousand. 
 
 THE SPRINGS. 
 
 As soon as the drinkers have finished their morning draughts 
 the young girls retire and their places are filled by women in 
 black, and also men, who work day and night in bottling the 
 water for exportation. There are about a dozen of these springs 
 in the two-mile section, and they all seem to be alike except as to 
 temperature. Rich and poor come here for relief and the city 
 spares no expense in keeping the streets and public buildings 
 clean and attractive. We have to pay about $15 as a tax for sup- 
 porting the bands of music and bathhouses, although each bath 
 is also charged for at eighty cents. People forget here that they 
 are sick and easily take to the routine of early rising, walking, 
 exercise, dieting and the continued use of the saline waters. 
 
 POINTS OF INTEREST ABOUT CARLSBAD. 
 
 Near Carlsbad there are a number of interesting places. One 
 can go out in the morning and return in the evening in each 
 case. Elbogen is ten miles away, with a fine old castle and a 
 
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pleasant highway through a rocky gorge. Marienbad is twenty 
 miles distant and is trying to rival Carlsbad ; it is more modern 
 and has finer hotels and parks, and entertains more Kings and 
 Emperors, but we, the commoners, all come to this ancient spot 
 where the kettle of hot mineral waters has been boiling for cen- 
 turies deep down under the bed of the immense ravine and spout- 
 ing regularly once every five seconds in all that time. 
 
 Four miles away is the little village of Pirkenhammer, with 
 a fine beer garden. While that is only one of a dozen similar 
 places, yet it is unique because the girls wear the old-time cos- 
 tumes of the peasants a kerchief over the head, queer corsets 
 with bustles, skirts down to the knees, white stockings and heavy 
 shoes. 
 
 A PORCELAIN MANUFACTORY. 
 
 Close to this quaint place is a large factory where they make 
 porcelain ware of all kinds and you can see samples in the shops 
 of San Francisco and Sacramento. They grind the clay and 
 quartz slowly and thoroughly until it is finer than flour. They put 
 it on wheels and into moulds and fashion it into plates and jugs 
 and then they put it into the furnaces for the first baking. It is 
 then coated with glazing; next it is painted with colors and gold 
 by the use of the finest brushes. The artists draw with these lit- 
 tle pencils the most intricate designs and monograms offhand. 
 After the last baking the results come forth as works of art, 
 which, to my mind, rival the costly bracelets which the jewelers 
 show here in their many shops. 
 
 THE GLASS BLOWERS. 
 
 In another suburb are to be found the glass blowers, whose 
 work cannot be easily described. We saw men blowing glass 
 into the form of oblong bottles, which was puzzling ; in the next 
 room they put these bottles within a revolving circle which con- 
 . tains diamond points, and quickly a line was cut around each 
 bottle; the top was broken off and thrown away and, lo, there 
 was a goblet. 
 
 The goblet was ground and polished and cut on emery 
 wheels in the next room until it became fit to be placed in the 
 showroom among its mates of every shape and color and priced 
 as high as you could afford to pay and higher. 
 
 WISE ADMINISTRATION. 
 
 The most beautiful spot is about seven miles away, where 
 a spring of clear, cold water comes up. It is seen in the bottom 
 of a fine marble tank, appears to be a foot in diameter and rises 
 a foot above the surface of the water in this basin; thence it 
 flows away to the bottlers. The 50,000 visitors who come here 
 annually are taxed directly by the city and the money is used 
 mainly to build and repair the eighty miles of walks around these 
 
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hills. Nobody grumbles at this, for the direct tax is less than 
 it would be if it were placed upon the hundreds of hotels and col- 
 lected by the landlords in the form of concealed, but increased^ 
 charges. 
 
 The whole town is run with wisdom to insure the comfort 
 and health of the visitors. There are no gambling hells nor sa- 
 loons; there are no thieves, harlots or drunkards. Every man, 
 woman and child is on the registry books of the police in one way 
 or another, and if the men from the numerous factories nearby 
 should be found in Carlsbad at any late hour in the night prob- 
 ably the policeman, who wears a helmet and sword, would send 
 them home. It is paternal government, but very good. 
 
 HOW CLEANLINESS IS ASSURED. 
 
 The little creek which runs through the town carries about 
 an inch of water as to depth, and four feet in width, but in winter 
 it becomes a raging torrent and fills and overflows the stone canal 
 which contains it; this canal is forty feet wide and fifteen feet 
 deep, and is crossed by numerous bridges. Now, this canal is 
 paved for miles and is swept daily. It does not carry the sewage, 
 for that goes into large underground pipes. To insure cleanhV 
 ness and neatness they spend more time and money on this little 
 river than is spent upon J street or K street. If any fevers ap- 
 pear they are traced and the cause is removed immediately. Fu- 
 nerals seems to be unknown. People die, of course, but the fact 
 is not published and the ceremony is private. When this com- 
 munity is trying to make everyone live, why should attention be 
 drawn to the failure of some poor fellow to follow the plan? 
 
 VIENNA LEADS PARIS IN FASHIONS. 
 
 The swell shopkeepers of Vienna have agencies here, and 
 Vienna leads Paris n6w as to fashions. This is an important fact 
 and you can give it to your lady friends. I get the information 
 from ladies who buy in London and Paris, but who prefer to 
 buy here because of the excellence of the Viennese modistes. The 
 lady for whom I am acting as courier, interpreter and paymaster 
 has been negotiating with all of these modistes for a simple little 
 traveling dress which would cost $25 in Sacramento, but which 
 will only cost forty thousand helters. While that is a trifle more, 
 yet the style and the fit and the tout ensemble and the Vienna 
 mark will be worth it. 
 
Cetter from Switzerland 
 
 GENEVA (Switzerland), August 30, 1904. If you wish to 
 know Switzerland, come and see it. The cost will be from $5 to 
 $10 per day, but it is worth it. Or you can buy Howell's "Little 
 Swiss Sojourn" for 50 cents, and other books which will amuse 
 you more than the letters of the usual traveler. Anyhow, I can 
 not describe the mountains, nor perhaps anything, so that you 
 can be benefited. 
 
 The lakes are all beautiful and remind us of Tahoe and Inde- 
 pendence. The water is clear, cold, deep and blue or green. At 
 evening the mountains around form a dark purple wall, and the 
 lights on shore shine across. 
 
 Just now, with your best girl, you can watch the eastern 
 crest for the rising of the old, old face of silver light, and sing 
 "The man in the moon is laughing, love; 
 Laughing at you and me." 
 
 There are many swans on these lakes, some having white 
 bodies and black necks and heads; also many pretty little sea- 
 gulls, whose bodies are the size of pigeons. Then there are sloops 
 with two masts each, carrying a large three-cornered sail ; these 
 are often "wing and wing," and add to the view. 
 
 A GREAT WASTE OF POWER. 
 
 The water of Lake Constance goes into the Rhine, and thence 
 to the Straits of Dover. Does some water from Switzerland go 
 into the Danube, and thence to Constantinople? I do not know; 
 anyhow, the water from Lake Geneva goes into the Rhone and 
 so through France to the Straits of Gibraltar. 
 
 The most fascinating spot to me in Europe is the bridge at 
 Geneva, over this overflow. I gaze upon a gate about five feet 
 wide and see a solid mass of water tumble down ten feet; it is 
 a moving and glinting emerald ; it would be worth more than its 
 weight and bulk in diamonds if it were flowing in desert Arizona 
 or down from the crest of Nob Hill in San Francisco. 
 
 Now see how they waste their wealth here. There are more 
 than twenty such gates under that bridge and the power is not 
 
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used to any great extent. After that the river tumbles down 
 twenty feet and is divided into two canals by an island. 
 
 One of these two currents passes by the island unchecked, 
 while the other current drops about twenty feet through turbine 
 wheels which pump a part of this splendid water back into the 
 city, giving a pressure which is equal to 150 feet. 
 
 They have no fire engines here, and no fires. In every part 
 of this big city they have placed large stone basins into which 
 the water runs night and day unceasingly. Here the people wash 
 their clothes. On the lake front is a fountain which goes up 115 
 feet. 
 
 A little further down the Rhone there is another turbine 
 plant, but it probably uses only a part of the power which is 
 available. All over this land there is an immense amount of 
 water power going to waste. So it has been always ; it will always 
 be a blot upon the reputation of Julius Caesar (great and good 
 as he was when he came here as a tourist 2000 years ago), that 
 he did not know enough to put in a double-wound, alternating 
 electric dynamo and shock the world. He did not understand the 
 gravity of the subject, as the motormen of to-day know it. The 
 latter have made a beginning, and are establishing factories and 
 mountain railways in Switzerland which are well worth seeing. 
 
 The snow upon the crests of the Jungfrau and Mount Blanc 
 gradually melts and descends to the valleys, but may be said to 
 be raising part of its weight back to the summits. At the Jung- 
 frau the water power is converted into electricity and taken back 
 up the grade to turn the wheels of electric tram cars and to turn 
 electric boring tools which are opening a great tunnel to the high- 
 est peak. Next year, if you have a heart which will stand an 
 elevation of 14,000 feet, and a purse which will stand $5, you can 
 mount the Jungfrau in safety and gaze out of a hole in the tunnel, 
 like Noah in the ark on Mount Ararat. 
 
 THOUSANDS OF STONE WALLS. 
 
 For many centuries the Swiss have been engaged, not in 
 manufactures, but in the placing of one stone upon the top of 
 another stone. Vineyards cover the hills and seem to be divided 
 by walls into pieces about 200 feet long and 100 feet wide. Thou- 
 sands of miles of these walls have been built, breast-high, with 
 gates into each block, which gates are made of a single piece of 
 sheet iron. Each gate has a lock, and the top edge is toothed 
 like a saw. Of course, many of these walls were built as retain- 
 ing walls, and so as to make terraces on the hillside, but the 
 numerous division walls show the prevalence of small holdings. 
 
 There are few pathways and the grapes are doubtless carried 
 off in baskets on the backs of the men and women. 
 
 The latter are the best workers, too. Anyhow, there are no 
 beggars, and the peasants have much local adhesiveness and inde- 
 pendence because of these small holdings. There are no large 
 
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department stores, nor large hotels either, but there are many of 
 both and all good. 
 
 You can get here a great deal of honest service from the 
 high and low, but underneath it is a foundation which rests upon 
 the rock and can endure the snows of winter. Castles were built 
 here, but not many nor very strong. 
 
 After visiting the castle of Chillon one could see that the 
 rebellious peasants of that Canton could argue thus: 
 
 "We have built in one year stone walls around our vine- 
 yards equal in bulk to the Castle. If the noble lord does not 
 behave we will gather our men and pile up stone (behind wooden 
 screens which will stop his arrows) until we have made an in- 
 cline up to the top of his wall, and then march up to his attic 
 and fight him down into his celebrated prison in the basement." 
 
 Anyhow, the Swiss have always fought for liberty, and 
 always will fight. 
 
 If you wish to know if a man were born in Switzerland, 
 ask him first if he can build a stone wall. If he says he can, 
 then ask him if he can make an omelette. If he cannot do that, 
 then he is no Swiss, for everybody here eats an omelette every 
 day in the year. 
 
 CHIEF PRODUCTS OF SWITZERLAND. 
 
 The egg crop in America is said to be worth more than the 
 grain crop but here they raise little besides eggs, chickens, 
 potatoes and wine. When they wish anything else they get 
 money from abroad by making a watch or a shawl, or by selling 
 eggs and chickens to the tourists in their countless hotels. Cer- 
 tainly the poet was born in Switzerland who wrote those classic 
 words as a riddle: 
 
 "Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, 
 Humpty Dumpty had a great fall; 
 
 All the King's horses and all the King's men 
 Cannot put Dumpty together again." 
 
 Sixty years ago the answer to the riddle was, "an egg fell 
 off a wall." 
 
 New hotels are building everywhere, and waiters and con- 
 cierges are becoming landlords. Thousands of waiters wear the 
 swallowtail from 6 in the morning until midnight. Thousands 
 of porters wear the costume of the Admiral of the Navy. What 
 an army they would make, but I think I could halt them moment- 
 arily, for they will all halt and bow for the franc. 
 
 Travelers are very well treated here, and each can call his 
 hotel a "pension," which means that he can make terms by the 
 week or month. 
 
 I have no "pension," although Uncle Sam stands ready to 
 give me one upon my applying for it, but his pension would not 
 pay for a "pension" here. 
 
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A NEW SCHEME OF EXISTENCE. 
 
 If one had capital enough, one could prepay almost all his 
 future expenses in the following manner: He could give the 
 bulk of his money to the life insurance company (I claim the 
 agent's commission on this plan), and draw it back in annual 
 payments for the rest of his life. For this sum Cook & Son would 
 sell him coupons which would board and lodge him at any hotel 
 in any part of the world and provide transportation tickets for 
 every day in the year. Moreover, he could prepay certain firms 
 in America or England so that his clothes and cigars would be 
 sent him by mail quarterly to any part of the world. 
 
 Some ready cash, however, must the man have in his pocket, 
 for the tipping system in Europe is established until the Mikado 
 and the Czar shall combine their armies to stop it. All the pow- 
 ers have tried, and failed. 
 
 IS WILLIAM TELL A MYTH? 
 
 I was told that William Tell is a myth (like Santa Claus), 
 but I was shown his chapel on Lake Lucerne and retained my 
 childhood faith in him until I went to Lausanne and saw a large 
 statue of Tell in front of the Federal Palace. 
 
 There he stood alone. His son was not there ; not even an 
 apple was there. 
 
 The average schoolboy has ever ranked the son with Casa- 
 bianca, and if the apple and the son are myths, there is nothing 
 to Tell ! 
 
 The Swiss are fine people and have flourishing cities, and 
 each city has a magnificent Post Office. 
 
 POSTAL CARD ADVERTISING. 
 
 In their postal service is concealed (in my judgment), a 
 fine stroke of. business. Many millions of beautiful views on 
 postal cards are printed and sold annually. Each one costs two 
 cents and the postage is two cents more. You find them on sale 
 at all places. You climb the highest mountain and get upon crags 
 where you know the foot of man never before trod, and where 
 perhaps the eagle has never come, and then you turn the next 
 corner and there you find a boy with postal card pictures of that 
 spot and view. The result is that your wife immediately stops 
 looking at the view, and goes and buys a dozen and mails them 
 to America, where they serve to advertise Switzerland and to 
 increase the travel. 
 
 Doubtless the Government conspires to have these cards 
 sold to the peddlers at less than cost. Their national flag is a 
 white cross on a red ground, and wherever it floats the traveler 
 can be welcomed and relieved better than under the Red Cross 
 in other lands. 
 
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(Hassle 
 
 HEIDELBERG (Germany), September ' J, i$$4 ** his 
 classic city seems to be at the mouth of an exteiisiVe and fertile 
 valley which is drained by the Neckar that empties into the Rhine. 
 
 Here is a series of hills and many years ago some people 
 built a little wall on top of one of them, and levied a tak on all 
 who crossed the river or came down the valley. The plan worked 
 so well that the wall became a castle, and then a palace ; the river 
 got a fine stone bridge with a strong gate and towers at one end, 
 and the city grew at the foot of the hill. 
 
 Some rivals in the similar line of collecting money from the 
 common people came along and the castle and palace have been 
 destroyed and rebuilt several times. 
 
 The conflicting elements have lately organized a "holding 
 trust," which is administered very well by one called "Hock der 
 Kaiser." 
 
 To the tourist the situation here is most charming; almost 
 as attractive as the Alhambra in Spain. 
 
 We took a guide who spoke good English ; he was old arid 
 gray, and hardly five feet high, but very pleasant and intelligent. 
 He had been a waiter in many palaces in Europe and could corii^ 
 pare one country with another. Stranger still, he was an ab- 
 stainer from wine or beer. At the table in the garden he would 
 order mineral water for us, and drink his share, but he would not 
 sit down with us, although we told him to be seated. 
 
 He was very fond of many varieties of trees which have 
 been planted in the grounds around the castle by the Botanical 
 School of the Heidelberg University. He showed us there the 
 pines from California, and from Spain, and the two yew trees 
 which are said to have been planted by the Romans at the date 
 known as between oo B. C. and oo A. D. The ruins are all of one 
 color, red stone, and one portion of the palace has been rebuilt 
 in fine style, so that the views are many and different and pleas- 
 ing. Of course, we went down into the cellar and saw the big 
 barrels ; the largest will hold 50,000 gallons, but it has been filled 
 but three times; there has been no wine in that cellar for many 
 
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years. In one corner stands a wooden statue over four feet 
 high, representing Perkeo, who was the King's jester, and who 
 could drink eighteen bottles of wine each day; the figure was 
 painted and was holding a red glass of wine. The similarity in 
 size between this statue and our guide was such that we glanced 
 at him, whereupon he smiled and pulled out of his pockets a num- 
 ber of photographs of himself dressed as Perkeo. It seems there 
 was a jubilee centennial of the university, and one of the students' 
 clubs dressed him as Perkeo, and Perkeo he had been ever since. 
 
 When pressed to take wine for the sake of Perkeo he would 
 say, "Perkeo is very dry inside and will remain dry until 50,000 
 gallons of wine have been put again into the big tun." 
 
 Then Perkeo took us down intc*the beautiful city and showed 
 us the two or three large, plain buildings which contain the 
 thirty classrooms of the celebrated Heidelberg University. 
 
 There was little else to see except the adjoining house which 
 contains the half dozen rooms wherein those students are con- 
 fined who otherwise would be in the City Jail. Among 1800 boys . 
 who will wear caps of green, red and yellow, and drink beer, it 
 follows that some will sing out loud after midnight, and do other 
 foolish things. It is the custom here to arrest them the same as 
 the common people and take their names. The university then 
 tries them and they are sentenced to the University Jail for five 
 days or two weeks, according to the loudness of the singing, or 
 the size of the sin, or the quality of the sinner. These rooms are 
 barren of comforts, but the students have covered the walls with 
 grotesque pictures, and many of the convicts have fastened their 
 photographs on the walls. So we may infer that the disgrace 
 is not lasting, and that many graduates come back to view the 
 scenes of their childhood and chuckle over the errors of their 
 youth. 
 
 In the classroom devoted to philosophy the ancient desks 
 were carved deeply by the knives of the lazy or the incapable 
 students. Perkeo here told of his dog which was very intelli- 
 gent, and which was taught many tricks. 
 
 He tried to teach the dog to take a stick of a certain length 
 in his mouth and pull it between the iron bars of the railing 
 around the university pumps. 
 
 The dog would put his nose between the bars and seize the 
 stick but only on rare occasions would he chance to get it per- 
 pendicular so that it would pass through ; showing the dog how 
 to do it taught him nothing. Perkeo and his dog were such 
 favorites and the attempts were so interesting that all the stu- 
 dents and professors knew of them ; but finally the Professor of 
 Philosophy explained to his class that an animal could learn a 
 few things to do, but could not learn to reason from one fact to 
 another, and the professor added that the gentleman who carved 
 the desks in his classroom could learn nothing from him, but 
 possibly he might learn something from Perkeo. So the dog 
 retired from the university, for he was an unpleasant reminder. 
 
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We have seen many ancient and historic monuments over 
 the ashes of the great, but we have passed also the more numer- 
 ous and modern signs of art and progress. These are tall and 
 round, and pour out incense from their tops. These latter monu- 
 ments over the ashes of the great are the more honorable, I think. 
 
 Ufistoric 
 
 COLOGNE (Germany), September 8, 1904. The journey 
 from Frankfort to this city may be made on either one of the 
 railways which follow respectively the right and the left banks 
 of the Rhine, or it can be made on a good steamer built to hold 
 400 tourists and generally well patronized every day. These two 
 cities seem to be finer than San Francisco. They are about 150 
 miles apart and the trains are constantly passing each other on 
 their double tracks, loaded with freight and travelers. The rail- 
 ways are built in the most substantial manner ; stone walls which 
 hold the earth above the tracks or raise the tracks above the roads 
 and villages, are almost continuous. 
 
 The trip down the river is not very exciting, for the ruined 
 castles are not more attractive than the pyramids, being masses 
 of dark blocks of stone, devoid of present and future liveliness, 
 and reminding one unpleasantly that the past is very dead. It 
 hurts one's vanity to look at these century stones on the highway 
 of history, for they seem to be all records of failures of human 
 plans. The center of the river was interesting, for we met dozens 
 and dozens of strong steamers, each towing five or six large 
 barges loaded with raw materials for Germany's factories. 
 
 Truly, the men of this country are doing well and they look 
 well. They average as a nation better than any other nation 
 because every man goes into the army for one or two years. 
 There he gets erect bearing, good health, quicker brain and con- 
 tact with his fellow men. He learns to do things and he learns 
 Germany at his stations as he never would know it otherwise. 
 The Germans build slowly, but they build for the benefit of their 
 grandchildren. 
 
 There are always some brides and grooms to be seen among 
 the tourists on these express Rhine steamers and one couple 
 attracted especially the attention of my wife and myself. He 
 was thoroughly a German and bore the marks of an educated 
 man that is to say, he had the sears on his face made by the 
 sabers in the inevitable student duels; his handsome moustache 
 was pointed upwards at the ends; he was a stalwart youngster, 
 
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and really one could not afford to put any slight in his presence 
 upon his pretty wife, whom he called "Lorraine," She had prob- 
 ably some French blood in her veins, because her dress was more 
 stylish than that of the average madchen. She was very bright 
 and winning and she had two small feet in tan shoes, Do not 
 forget these shoes, for I did to my sorrow. 
 
 At the table on the steamer there were some of those small 
 rolls of yellow bread which are so tempting to a hungry man 
 and when I sat me down next to Frau Lorraine I shook out my 
 napkin without knowing that one of these rolls had been con- 
 cealed in it. The roll went under the table. Down I went after 
 it and dropped my glasses, but I grasped the roll. It moved! 
 It lived ! It stamped my fingers down on the deck and stood on 
 them. I had seized the madam's foot. When I appeared above 
 the table I thought there would be a scene, but the little woman 
 was quietly sipping a glass of moselle with a half smile on her 
 pretty face. So I wrapped up my fingers ostentatiously in my 
 handkerchief, and said nothing; not even to my wife. 
 
 The women of Germany, like those of Ireland, have splendid 
 reputations and are doing as much as the men, perhaps more, 
 for their respective countries. They are plain workers but the 
 evidences of home life and comfort abound everywhere. We see 
 flatty children under 8 years of age playing along the streets, 
 but those older are at school or at work. We see curtains at 
 every window, and when the Frauen go to the opera, which be- 
 gins at 6 o'clock, they take some knitting with them. 
 
 The school houses are numerous and well built. Two new 
 and very fine High Schools have just been finished here. I stood 
 before them and took off my hat and sent wireless telegraphic 
 messages of compliments to the good women of Sacramento who 
 secured the votes for your new school, 
 
 I was educated and so were my children in the public schools 
 of Sacramento, and will cheerfully repay the debt in the form of 
 taxes for schools. 
 
 Just now a band of students went by, all wearing little caps 
 of the same color, although they come from the different parts 
 of Germany and they were singing: 
 
 "Here's to the land that gave me birth, 
 Here's to the flag she flies." 
 
 Yes; Germany is a great nation and is winning many vic- 
 tories of peace all around the world. 
 
Visit to tfye bourse at 
 
 BRUSSELS (Belgium), September 16, iQO^Reading the 
 war news from Manchuria one is much impressed 'by the state- 
 ment that this war, ariti in fact all wars, may be said to arise 
 from the fact that people wish to live in other words the Strug* 
 gle for living breeds competition and sometimes that results in 
 general slaughter. It would be most instructive and interesting 
 if the economic history of the world were written out briefly 
 showing that the desire for food and possessions drove one set 
 of people ineo conflict with another set, and the establishing 
 of the true doctrine that /'might makes right." Cain killed Aebel 
 because Abel had things which Cain wished and because the 
 latter was the stronger. Ever since the descendants of Cain have 
 followed in his footsteps and Abel and his descendants have 
 disappeared in the survival of the fittest. 
 
 CASTLES IN SPAIN AND ELSEWHERE. 
 
 While we have not seen the Garden of Eden, nor Palestine, 
 nor Egypt, nor Greece, yet we have seen castles in Italy, Austria, 
 Spain, Switzerland, Germany, Holland and Belgium, and ' toe 
 have seen the palaces and portraits of the workers who divided 
 or contested power with the nobles. We have read of the fre- 
 quent warfares waged between capital and labor, classing among 
 the capitalists those whose power, wealth and prerogatives were 
 derived through accident of birth, and to-day we have seen the 
 spot which marked one epoch in this struggle. 
 
 WATERLOO BATTLEFIELD. 
 
 When the French put up the guillotine as a machine which 
 should abolish past abuses and cut off the heads of those who 
 controlled these oppressions by right of birth, their affairs were 
 finally placed in the hands of a man who was conservative. 
 
 He so wielded the extremes of society in Europe that he be- 
 came the giant of the age, but the other monarchs still feared 
 him and finally met him some twelve miles south of Brussels on 
 
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a gently rolling country which bears no marks of interest save 
 a large mound, and there they beat him forever. The field of 
 Waterloo is uninteresting and seemingly lacking in points of 
 strategic strength. 
 
 NO DECORATION OF GRAVES AT WATERLOO. 
 
 No graves of soldiers are to be found there. Those who fell 
 were buried anywhere and without identifying marks. There is 
 no decoration of graves yearly at Mount St. Pean or at Quatre 
 Bas. The moriarchs have sirfce then been conquered by the 
 Napoleonic ideas. He is mightier in his tomb in Paris than when 
 he was alive and at the head of his armies, at Berlin or Vienna, 
 for nearly every nation can now make its own laws and can 
 peaceably revolutionize its own government. In France and Eng- 
 land the respective Parliaments are supreme, and while the Prime 
 Minister in each land may be retired and his opponent can take 
 his place, yet the King of England and the President of France 
 are not affected by such changes any more than .the United States 
 Supreme Court will be affected by the Presidential contest in our 
 land. However, enough of -heavy truisms. 
 
 A LITTLE TASTE OF BUSINESS. 
 
 I will confide to you that I have had a little taste of business 
 in this great city of Brussels. The Bourse of Commerce here 
 occupied a magnificent building," as fine as the City Hall of San 
 Francisco, and second only to the Palace of Justice near by, which 
 is as large as St. Peter's at" Rome. The bourse is the Stock Ex- 
 change, and in this country it buys or sells few shares; partly 
 because such shares as those of the Credit Lyonnaise are quoted 
 at 1160 and the shares of the Banque de France are quoted at 
 3775, which prevents small speculators from dealing in them, 
 and partly because rich people here will not gamble in stocks. 
 Now, my letter of credit was issued by one of the best banks in 
 San Francisco, and they forgot to put in the words limiting the 
 amount to be drawn ; so I can stay here quite a long time unless 
 they find it out. Furthermore, I can draw on that bank for all 
 they are worth, and their standing is such that the whole State 
 of California will stand by them, and therefore by me. Is it 
 strange, then, that (with all this backing) I should be willing to 
 go on the Bourse to-day and buy a few snares at 3775? The pur- 
 chase of ten shares would create a furore, and the price would go 
 to 3780, when I could sell and make enough to pay hotel bills for 
 one day. 
 
 EARLY VISIT TO THE BOURSE. 
 
 So this morning I got up at 6 o'clock and strolled down to 
 their Wall street, the Brussels carpet, so to speak, whereon I was 
 to perform. To my surprise the handsome building was sur- 
 rounded by several hundred peasants, who had the right to sell 
 
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vegetables until 8 o'clock, when the streets were cleared, and 
 cleared for the arrival of the money classes. Each woman, for 
 most of them were women, had a little cart drawn by a big dog, 
 and each dog wore a muzzle. These dogs are really strong and 
 savage beasts, but they pull their loads faithfully. Wishing a 
 pound of grapes, I opened negotiations in my usual manner by 
 saying, "Parlez vous Francais?" and then pointing to what I 
 wish. As I do not talk French at all, I have found that the quick- 
 est way to inform people of that fact is to say "Parley vous Fran- 
 sais." 
 
 A QUESTION OF PRICE. 
 
 Then the trouble began; the price was evidently I franc, or 
 I guilder, or i kroner, or one something. As a guilder is worth 
 about twice as much as a franc, it became necessary to consult 
 the rate of exchange between Holland and Belgium, which was 
 said to be 25.80 in sterling on Paris. At this juncture*! gathered 
 there was a contest to maintain the price of grapes on the part 
 of the small sellers as against an operator from the village of 
 Oude-God in Holland; who had a capital of 3000 guilders* and 
 who was trying to put prices down. It was conceded by nearly 
 all present that he could not last longer than three months; for 
 these reasons : First, all the banks were on the side of the women 
 to maintain the price of grapes at one something. Second, an 
 import duty would be levied by Belgium as against grapes which 
 came from Oude-God in Holland. Third, this chap was paying 
 
 5 per cent per annum for borrowed money, while all others paid 
 3 per cent. Then the dogs began to fight, and the women slipped 
 off their wooden shoes and applied them to the dogs, so I handed 
 out a piece of silver and got a: pound of grapes and some change 
 and hurried back to my hotel to get my breakfast. 
 
 A LESSON IN FINANCE. 
 
 I found that I had parted with a piece of silver the value of 
 which was unknown to me and had one pound of good grapes 
 and a lot of coppers which I am saving as curiosities. Some of 
 them have holes in the center, and one is the size of a shirt button, 
 and it takes five of them to make a Yankee, cent. 
 
 So I reflected that it might hot be wise to operate on the 
 Bourse at 10 a. m., when the old women there could beat me at 
 
 6 a. m., and moreover, the syndicate of banks whose shares are 
 quoted at 3775 may find that the quotation will go down to 3774 
 before the young man from Oude-God in Holland gets through 
 with the rate of interest and the parity of exchange between the 
 money centers of Europe. I will use the letter of credit only for 
 necessities hereafter. 
 
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IHague Convention Overestimated 
 
 LONDON, October 15, 1904. There is much sentiment for 
 peace and little knowledge of the difficulties in the way of those 
 who try to become peacemakers. The Hague Convention is cer- 
 tainly desirable, but it is not right that it should be overestimated. 
 
 On July 29, 1899, the representatives of the United States 
 and of many other governments agreed to establish a permanent 
 International Court of Arbitration. It was to be housed at The 
 Hague in a Palace of Peace, and for the building of it Mr. Carne- 
 gie has deposited $1,500,000. The Court was organized on Octo- 
 ber 14, 1902, gave its first decision in favor of the United States 
 and against Mexico upon a submitted case concerning church 
 property once belonging to the missions in California before its 
 conquest by the United States.. 
 
 The second decision was in a case between the United States 
 .and Russia upon the seizure of four American vessels in Behring 
 ^Se'a. The third case was between Japan and Great Britain con- 
 cerning house tax. Then followed the case between Great Britain 
 and Italy as against Venezuela. 
 
 Under the terms of the Convention each nation was to sup- 
 ply four members to the Court, their terms of service to be for 
 six years: and any nation could withdraw from the Convention 
 only by giving notification one year in advance. The conditions 
 under which the nations must enter into this Court cannot be 
 defined very easily. The following illustrations may assist in 
 making it more easily understood: 
 
 In 1903, largely through the efforts of Sir Thomas Barclay, 
 a treaty was made between Great Britain and France, which 
 provides for the referring to The Hague Court of all differences 
 which do not involve vital interests or national honor, such sub- 
 mission of cases to be, preceded by a special agreement setting 
 out the subject in dispute, the powers of the arbitrators and.ttie 
 constitution of the Court. A similar treaty was made on De- 
 cember 15, 1903, between France and Italy, to hold good for five 
 years. A similar treaty between Great Britain and the United 
 States in 1897 failed because the Senate at Washington did not 
 ratify it by the necessary two-thirds vote. 
 
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These treaties certainly provide many "cross-roads" where 
 the adverse interests may separate and never Center the Court. 
 They may not agree upon the, "setting out .of h,e subject and the 
 powers of the arbitrators." 
 
 ^ In' addition to these points, the United States' .Has' constitu- 
 tional limitations, to restrict its actions.; For instance/ 'only Goflf- 
 gress can declare war; the treaty-making poweV rests\ : practically 
 with the Senators as well as the appointing of Ambassadors; 
 bt'lier officials may be named, but only with the consent oi.the 
 Senate. 
 
 Hence it seems evident that no decision in The Hague Tri'tJu- 
 nal concerning the United States and another nation (which 
 decision may re.semble a treaty) can be valid in the former land 
 until it is ratified by two-thirds of the Senate. The President 
 and the Amatjssadors cannot bind the Commonwealth, and the 
 representatives at The Hague will have even less authority than 
 the Ambassadors. 
 
 The International ourt of Arbitration has behind it only 
 the strong sentiment or the world for peace, and such temporary 
 powers in definite cases as -may be given to it by the nations 
 immediately concerned. : , , 
 
 Furthermore, its conclusions are valuable only so far as 
 they are accepted voluntarily by the contestants. 
 
 If the nations combine to enforce its decrees by armies and 
 navies who shall be the commander? . 
 
 Again, it is as unjust to compel a nation to make peace as 
 it is to compel it to make war, and this may \)e true even when 
 a nation has submitted to arbitration and has lost the case. 
 
 Let us suppose that in the existing war between Russia and 
 Japan the quarrel had been submitted by both to arbitration 
 and that the decision was against Russia, and thereafter this 
 absolute monarchy found that 120,000,000 Russians 'were deter- 
 mined that the war should go on, or that revolution would follow. 
 Then consider that this revolution might be not only teVrible 
 in the land of its origin, but that it might also spread into the 
 other countries of Europe. 
 
 Truly there are many things to consider in these probleris, 
 and the chief question is this : is not war sometimes a more eco- 
 nomical way of reform, under existing systems, than through 
 revolutions and anarchy? 
 
 Therefore, we may conclude that The Hague Tribunal is, 
 and always will be, only a sort of under court to diplomacy; 
 that the Ambassadors will adjust privately all of the difficulties 
 which must arise daily in the immense volume of intercourse 
 between the peoples of the earth ; and that when they do agree 
 to refer any case to The Hague Court then it may be assumed 
 that it is in such form that the winning or the losing will not be 
 a vital matter to either party. 
 
 Any attempt to make The Hague Court into a higher tribu- 
 nal and to give it the right of initiative, or the right of enforcing 
 
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must result in disaster; for an authority has written this axiom: 
 "Independent States can never acknowledge any international 
 control, other than moral, nor any tribunal which would control 
 their sovereign rights against their will." 
 
 an& 5lto6ernTCon6oit 
 
 LONDON, November i, 1904. One day of sight-seeing 
 may illustrate partially two of the many contrasts which can be 
 found in this leviathan among cities. 
 
 THE TEMPLE GARDENS. 
 
 We went into the Temple Gardens, which are very large 
 and situated in the center of this town of 5,000,000 inhabitants. 
 Here, according to Shakespeare, were plucked the red and white 
 roses which were assumed as badges in the long and bloody civil 
 contest known as the "War of the Roses." We went into the 
 Temple Church and saw the graves of the Knights Templar, 
 which are covered with slabs of dark marble carved into life- 
 size figures of men in armor. Nearby is the grave of Oliver Gold- 
 smith. Then we went into the two large halls which are used 
 still as dining halls by the lawyers who succeeded to the owner- 
 ship of this immense estate after the Knights were dissolved as 
 an order. It seems that a client cannot employ a lawyer to con- 
 duct his case in courts which are under the British flag. He must 
 first go to a solicitor who is not recognized as a lawyer, and the 
 solicitor then employs a barrister, for the barristers are the only 
 persons who can conduct a trial in court. To become a barrister 
 the student must dine in one of the halls of the so-called inns of 
 court (and the Temple is such an inn) for seventy-two times, 
 and he cannot dine oftener than six times in any term of three 
 months ; so his attendance at dinners must extend over three 
 years at least. The student used to listen to lectures at these 
 dinners, and finally he was called to a bar which extended across 
 the upper end of the room, and if he passed his examination he 
 was then "called to the bar." The lectures and examinations 
 may now take place elsewhere, but the dinners go on, and we 
 saw the servants laying the tables for the lawyers and students 
 who may be expected to attend. One of these halls is very old. 
 The beautiful openwork ceiling in old oak, and the equally mag- 
 nificent carved screen, are finer than what we have seen, although 
 we recently inspected some fine halls at Oxford and other places. 
 
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Here is a table made from one of the ships of the great Armada, 
 'and at this table Queen Elizabeth used to sit when she was enter- 
 tained by Shakespeare's "Twelfth Night." Shakespeare was 
 undoubtedly present at this representation. It is not so certain 
 that she signed the death warrant of Mary Queen of Scots upon 
 this table, but the table is greatly treasured, and is covered with 
 a false top of oak to preserve it during its daily use. 
 
 MORE MODERN THINGS. 
 
 Having examined the portraits and coats of arms around 
 the walls, we decided to turn from ancient London to more mod- 
 ern things, and as a preparation we walked outside the precincts 
 of the Temple and mounted some queer steps into a smaller hall, 
 where we soon had some tender slices off the joints, potatoes, 
 onions, bitter beer and "cold sweets," the latter being tarts and 
 things. The bill was four and thrippence, and we added a six- 
 pence for the waiter and thrippence to the barmaid, which is a 
 total five bob five bob^calls for a crown, and a crown is about 
 $1.25. So you see we had substantial reasons for feeling refreshed. 
 
 THE DOCKS. 
 
 Then we started for the docks, feeling happy not only for 
 the reasons stated, but also because the sun was shining, and 
 that is a great treat at this time of the year over here. 
 
 At the docks one of the unemployed took us in hand and 
 showed us the lines of ships and steamers which lie in these 
 large basins. He growled when he saw the lascars on an East 
 Indian and said: "They give those blacks each month a pound 
 sterling and some rice, while they would have to give a white 
 man four pounds and meat." Then he took us past an old hulk 
 which is used as a training ship for the navy, and we sorrowfully 
 gazed at the old wooden figurehead upon its bow. It was that 
 captured by the British from the Americans, and the hulk (since 
 renewed) was then and is now called the President. 
 
 THE THAMES. 
 
 Then we came to the Thames, and the gates which open at 
 high tide to allow vessels to pass. There is a rise of tide here 
 of twenty feet or more, and so one can understand why London 
 has spent hundreds of millions on these docks, which cover 900 
 acres. At this point the river is wide and deep, but idle steamers 
 were anchored in tiers in midstream, while the busy ones in 
 great numbers steamed on either side. While we thought this 
 a very fine sight, yet our volunteer guide had a better one close 
 by. He took us down a pit about a hundred feet in diameter 
 and lined with white tiles. We went down a fine stairway for 
 a depth of a hundred feet and found ourselves in the recently 
 built Blackwall Tunnel, whose top at one point is only six feet 
 below the bed of the Thames. It contains a roadway for two 
 
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wagons and a narrow walk on each side and is a mile long. It 
 is lined with clean, white glazed tiles, and there are three electric 
 lights to every thirty feet. The busses and wagops thunder along 
 this tube, which glitters with light from end to end, and we imme- 
 diately voted this to be one of the greatest sights pf the world. 
 We mounted a bus and rode through and back. 
 
 ENGLISH PEOPLE POOR. 
 
 There are 40,000,000 people in this country, and half of them 
 are very poor. Without foreign commerce England could not 
 support the richer half, but might find food for the poorer half; 
 therefore I think that the time is not far off when every young 
 man will be drawn by conscription in England (as they do jt 
 in Germany and France) to serve his year in the ranks. Probably 
 the service will he mainly in the navy, for England's supremacy 
 is gone as soon as the war vessels of any two other nations shall 
 excel hers in strength. Her navy to her is like the mast which 
 sends the spark out at the Marconi, or wireless telegraph, the 
 higher the mast the farther will go the message, and England's 
 message must go around the world with the sun each day and 
 be respected, otherwise her power and glory will depart forever. 
 
 These folks will enforce conscription as soon as they see its 
 necessity; their Parliament has immense power; when a law is 
 duly passed and signed then no court can delay or stop it, unless 
 it be to make it intelligible and stronger. 
 
 MILLIONAIRES TAXED. 
 
 As an example of what they do here permit me to remind 
 you that Harcourt passed a law which taxes the estates of a 
 multi-millionaire 8 per cent, and this tax now supplies one-tenth 
 of the revenue of the kingdom. The tax is levied upon all estates 
 in the ratio of a sliding scale, say I per cent upon $1000 and 8 
 per cent upon $5,000,000. The tax is levied not only upon all 
 the property owned by decedent at the time of his death, but 
 also upon whatever he may have given away within twelve 
 months prior to death, and the tax is also levied upon any prop- 
 erty wherein he retained an interest for himself. The rich do 
 not like it, and the poor do like it, but it will stand, and it will 
 never be repealed. There have been cases where the same prop- 
 erty was taxed three times in six years', because three men died 
 in that time, and thus 24 per cent was taken out of the property 
 within six years ; but that danger is now usually covered by life 
 insuring. 
 
 It is said that Harcourt was a poor man, but became very 
 rich by reason of several deaths in his family and by his inher- 
 iting what they left. 
 
 It is .also said that his last days were occupied in seeking 
 ways to evade his own act. If this is true, then the majority 
 of the people, being poor, will say that the taxation of estates 
 should continue. 
 
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PARIS, December 13, 1904. Joan of Arc was a country 
 lass in the olden time, and became an enthusiast (or a fanatic) 
 because the English were holding a large portion of France. 
 Whether she was sane or insane is immaterial; she prayed and 
 she worked for duty's sake. She put on armor and led warriors 
 to victory; she was wounded in battle, and she was seized by 
 the English, and with their connivance she was tried as a witch 
 and burned to death. To-day three statues in Paris, represent- 
 ing her on horseback, only faintly describe the sentiments of the 
 French to her memory. They are warlike, chivalrous and excit- 
 able ; hence there have been several weeks of excitement in the 
 streets, for a teacher in one of the large schools was thought to 
 have spoken slightingly of her record to his class in history, and 
 then the trouble began. The students organized parades and took 
 garlands to the statues and shouted: "Let us spit on Professor 
 Thalamas!" 
 
 Professor Thalamas tried to explain, but no one would listen 
 to him. It was dull times, anyway. The circus had not been 
 through the streets for months and the boys needed a little ex- 
 citement, and so for many days they have paraded and shouted. 
 It is very interesting to see how such little mobs are handled 
 here so that they shall not become too large and dangerous. 
 
 Paris has a large body of policemen dressed in blue and wear- 
 ing swords and capes. They never draw the swords, and they 
 never lay off the capes. Moreover, the nation maintains a large 
 body of gendarmes, who are armed as soldiers and distributed 
 all over the country, with a large body in this city. These guard 
 the national courts, parks, palaces and theaters. In reserve are 
 the regiments of soldiers, some inside the city and many in "the 
 forts around Paris. 
 
 Every clay we walk to the little square near the Tuilleries, 
 where is a fine equestrial statue of Jeanne d'Arc, and find the 
 policemen in groups around it and perhaps some gendarmes near 
 by with stacked guns. Along come the schoolboys with some 
 men as leaders. They shout and sing and march and bear beauti- 
 
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ful wreaths, which the police gravely allow them to put upon 
 the ornamental hooks placed for this purpose around the pedestal ; 
 then the fun begins. The police say, "Passez Messieurs," and 
 if the men pass on they divide them and divert them into differ- 
 ent streets ; if they stop they are politely arrested ; and the aver- 
 age Frenchman is only too proud to be arrested when he is pub- 
 licly doing homage to a heroine; so there is a mutual touching 
 of hats and expressions of regret, and the law escorts the law- 
 breaker to the station, where he is politely detained until dinner 
 time, when he is dismissed so that he can go home and brag of 
 his gallant devotion to the honor of France. 
 
 However, the rains began to-day and this excitement will 
 stop for glory was never gained under umbrellas. France is a 
 prosperous nation and ahead of us in some respects, as I may 
 try to show some other day ; and the present form of government 
 has lasted longer than anything they have had since the days 
 of Louis XVI and the Revolution. The President is elected for 
 a term of seven years and has little direct power in politics, for 
 the system is like that in England, where the Prime Ministers 
 manage the country so long as they can have a majority in Con- 
 gress. And when they are outvoted they resign. In France the 
 Ministry has been changed every nine or ten months. This sys- 
 tem is likely to last a long time, for the chief ruler is quiescent 
 until internal disorder occurs, and then he has the army and the 
 police, and the taxpayers behind him, and nearly everybody is 
 taxed here. 
 
 Looking out of our window we see across the street a large 
 room filled with girls making bonnets, and they work until late 
 hours at night very often. The other day we saw that the table 
 was covered with cake and wine, and the girls wore gala dresses 
 and picture hats. As the whole town seemed to be quiet and tak- 
 ing a rest (except the flower sellers, who were doing a large busi- 
 ness) we began to inquire, and found it was St. Catherine's Day. 
 We had seen a copy of the picture of this saint in the act of plac- 
 ing a ring on the finger of the Holy Infant and thereby vowing 
 to forego any other marriage ceremony, and in her honor all 
 single women in France keep that day as a feast day. We see 
 many of these women and girls on the streets at the noon hour, 
 and they look neat, wholesome and tidy and so deserving of re- 
 spect that we hope and believe they will all get good husbands 
 within the year, even if they have to break vows of celibacy, 
 and they will do it, for old maids are not popular here. 
 
 We see many small children in the magnificent parks, and 
 especially in that wonderful stretch from the Louvre to the Arc 
 de TEtoile over a mile of open space, without its equal in the 
 world, and the children seem to be deeply interested in the shops 
 just now, as well as their mothers. The latter pause before the 
 jewelers, who are more numerous than the imps in Inferno, and, 
 moreover, more ingenious and tempting; or the mothers will 
 look into the flower stores, which display quantities and varieties 
 
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from the Mediterranean and elsewhere not to be excelled even 
 in California. 
 
 But the children gaze into the toy shops, which are full of 
 all the things the Yankees have seen and of many things whicli 
 have not yet crossed the Atlantic. 
 
 There are dolls, of course, without number, and each dressed 
 in perfect Parisan taste, and, what is more important, each doll 
 has a pretty face and eyes which look at you as if they loved you. 
 The sidewalks are blocked in some places with those who sell 
 and buy the tin wagons and bears which are wound up and go 
 of themselves around in a circle. 
 
 My old favorite is here ; the clown in a cart, and the donkey 
 races forward and rushes backward and kicks up on the sidewalks 
 of Paris just as he did in Sacramento. Then there is a tin fire- 
 man who is tickled with a key which is put into his shoulder 
 until his insides rattle, and then he is put on a tin ladder and 
 raises his hands and legs alternately and climbs the ladder all 
 alone. 
 
 I have bought my own toy and shall play with it on the 
 smooth pavement in Sacramento, say at the corner of Tenth and 
 N streets. It is a wooden top and a little whip ; one must whip 
 the top until it spins and keep whipping it to keep it spinning, 
 and one can drive it around Capital Park without stopping. 
 There are thousands of little boys and girls whipping those tops 
 in Paris now, but they only talk French, and I prefer to whip 
 my top where the children talk English. 
 
 Scenes ,-About "parts 
 
 PARIS, November 23, 1904. We selected a bright day for 
 our excursion to Chantilly, which is about an hour's ride to the 
 northward. 
 
 The little town is long, narrow and ancient ; from the station 
 we walked nearly two miles to the end which is nearest the cele- 
 brated chateau; and that end is hidden from those in the palace 
 by a handsome gateway and stone structure of great size, which 
 was once used for the 300 horses maintained by the Condes. 
 Going through this gateway we looked down upon a large circu- 
 lar valley surrounded by parks and forests, while across its center 
 ran the river, leaving an island upon which the triangular chateau 
 had been built. The banks which held these waters were lined 
 with good stone walls of regular outline. From the chateau one 
 
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could see nothing but lawns, forest and the palatial stable behind 
 which hid the village. 
 
 The chateau itself is one of the most noted structures and 
 of great beauty, but at this season of the year we could only look 
 through the large gates at the stone bridge; for we were not 
 allowed to enter and inspect the interior, which is said to include 
 some very fine pictures and decorations: so we walked back to 
 the station, through the forest, and stopped on the way to inspect 
 the fine green turf and grandstands which are used at the fash- 
 ionable races of running horses. 
 
 While Versailles excels all other places for its magnificent 
 size, yet Chantilly excels all other places for its architectural 
 beauty. So far as the interiors are concerned there is another 
 story to be told, and that is called Fontainebleau. 
 
 The next day we rode two hours southward to Fontainebleau 
 and compared its internal furnishing with that of Windsor Castle 
 and finally gave our preference to the place where Napoleon 
 signed his abdication and bade farewell to the grand army. Here 
 are carpets which cost $50,000 each, and ceilings and walls and 
 floors which cost even more, all recording in some way the mon- 
 archs and Popes who lived here. 
 
 There is a large forest around Fontainebleau which is well 
 supplied with fine roads, but the day was so cold and dark that 
 two hours' driving through it was quite enough. Another miss 
 was in store for us, for we failed to see the hunt which was in 
 progress wherein a deer was chased by horsemen who wore the 
 costumes of 200 years ago ; and the deer finally ran into the town 
 and up to the gates of the palace. What happened to him there 
 we do not know; probably he was captured and spared for an- 
 other run, much like the bronze ox on the monument to Rosa 
 Bonheur at the same gate. One who toiled for man when alive 
 and was eaten by man when dead. 
 
 Late in the afternoon we became weary of the habitation 
 of royal ghosts and rambled through the little town to a modest 
 home where we hoped to find real live American sovereigns. 
 We 'were taken into a warm little studio, where the lady laid 
 down her pen and the man dropped his brush and both rose to 
 give us a hearty welcome. 
 
 There was no ancient history or art or anything foreign in 
 our talk. We had tea and cookies ; we chatted of home, of Cali- 
 fornia, of mutual friends and of sorrows and pleasures. 
 
 It was nightfall before we left the Peixotto house and took 
 our seats in the compartment of the train for Paris, but we had 
 enjoyed our day ; we had lived amid the royal past ; we had sym- 
 pathized with the young hope of our own land ; had been enter- 
 tained in our own tongue; our feet rested on metal boxes which 
 held hot water. We were alone in our compartment, and so we 
 sat hand in hand, gazing upon the many lights as we re-entered 
 Paris, more happy than were some of the great who wore crowns 
 when they entered. 
 
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Ifow He Spent IKis 
 
 PARIS, January 20, 1905. Yesterday was a peculiar day 
 for your servant, who had one of his annual attacks of the same 
 disease which has carried off all his predecessors. It was his 
 birthday, and all his ancestors have suffered and finally died 
 because of the regular recurrence of birthdays. His progenitors, 
 Adam and Eve, and especially Methuselah, had chronic attacks. 
 There is no cure. The locality of Paris has a singular effect on 
 the disease, for good Americans see Paris and die, and therefore 
 Americans are not very good while here and they live; indeed, 
 they live and look alive, too! It is a merry life, and when they 
 get too old to enjoy it, then they become good and they die, and 
 they are taken to Pire la Chaise, where they are put in little stone 
 houses on which are cut these words, "Concession a perpetuite," 
 and wreaths of immortelles are put thereon, and the wreaths are 
 made of yellow porcelain, and they also put thereon designs of 
 flowers made with wire and colored glass beads, all in the desire 
 to perpetuate the individual. 
 
 THE GREAT MAJORITY. 
 
 As the number of the residents in the cemeteries now greatly 
 exceeds the number of those who walk the streets the necessity 
 has come for cremation, as everywhere else, and now some rise 
 to heaven in clouds of vapor and smoke, and will escape the fate 
 of the others, which will be that of being exhibited in museums 
 500 years hence, just as they are now showing the mummies of 
 Rameses, Psammetichus and others of the Egyptian branch of 
 our family. 
 
 So, my birthday arrived yesterday, and it began with a slight 
 twinge of rheumatism and a look at my gray hairs in the glass 
 and a cleansing for my spectacles, all of which I tried to forget 
 while taking my coffee and reading the Paris edition of the 
 Herald. 
 
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PARIS MODELS. 
 
 My companion, a philosophian, had planned a series of 
 events ; so we turned into the Place Vendome and went through 
 the Jardin des Tuilleries, and across the river to a studio for both 
 sexes, in front of which was gathered a great mob of men, women 
 and children, who sought to be employed as models by the artists. 
 With long hair and curious costumes they were ready to pose 
 by the hour for small pay, and certain well-built persons would 
 stand for the life classes in no costume at all, but outsiders are 
 not allowed to see that branch of the business. 
 
 However, we have seen many drawings, paintings and stat- 
 ues from the nude, and we continually compare them with the 
 oldest statutary in the Louvre, and wonder at the constant supe- 
 riority of the ancients over the moderns. How did they do it? 
 
 Perhaps they got a slave and buried him (or her) alive in 
 a grave of wet plaster ; thereafter they cut into parts the mould, 
 discarded the dead corpse and cast a new model in plaster, from 
 which they leisurely measured and cut the existing marble; cer- 
 tainly it seems impossible that a living model could be replaced 
 day after day in the same position exactly until these great works 
 of art were finished. 
 
 AN INTERESTING CAFE. 
 
 Our next visit that day was to a little street nearby, which 
 is not named even in Baedeker's Guidebook and Maps, to search 
 for the little cafe ten feet wide; we entered and passed through 
 into the former courtyard now converted into a small room ; 
 and there we lunched while studying the frescoes around the 
 walls, which Miss Lundburg and' others have drawn there to 
 show how "Jack the Knave of Hearts Stole Some Tarts." 
 
 THE LATIN QUARTER. 
 
 Then we made some calls in the rest of this part of Paris, 
 the Latin quarter, for all our friends are here, and we exchange 
 frequent visits. 
 
 We know the Sorbonne and the frescoes of Chavannes, the 
 church with the tomb of Richelieu, the Cluny, the Luxembourg, 
 the statue of Ney, where he was shot, the Odeon, and the con- 
 cert Rouge. We know a large studio which is quite a center for 
 California ladies and men for teas; we know the Home for 
 American Girl Students, where we have had a cup of tea, which 
 is daily offered there to all callers by the hospitality of Mrs. 
 Whitelaw Reid ; we know the club for American men nearby and 
 have attended its receptions. Really, the Latin quarter seems 
 more respectable, more virtuous and more industrious than the 
 other (the right) side of the Seine, on which stand the hotels, 
 shops, theaters, parks and the homes of the fashionable and the 
 tourists. 
 
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THE RETURN HOME. 
 
 Returning to our comfortable parlor and fire in our hotel we 
 had tea at five o'clock in company with two callers ; one was the 
 professor, the other was Henri. The latter is a fine young 
 Frenchman, whose family live in good style near the Champs 
 Elysees. He has served his time in the army, as all the young 
 men do when they are drawn in the conscription. After tea we 
 all walked through the lighted streets on our way to see the 
 skating at the Palais de Glace, passing the gates of the Garden of 
 the Tuilleries at 6 o'clock, just as the drummer began to beat the 
 signal for closing for the night. 
 
 A FRENCHMAN'S STORY. 
 
 The Professor told of a recently published story about the 
 discontented conscript drummer who was tempted to desert, but 
 he saw Napoleon (in a vision), and then marched along in the 
 twilight beating his drum like a good soldier. Then Henri said 
 that he had served as drummer there, too, and it was very un- 
 pleasant to stand at the gates on a wet winter's night (waiting 
 for the clock) and looking toward his father's home, so near and 
 yet so far. The philosopher asked him if he saw Bonaparte, too, 
 in a vision, and Henri answered that he did not ; but on one such 
 despondent occasion he did recollect the words of the French 
 General who, dying in battle, said that he regretted that he had 
 not done more for France. 
 
 The Professor remarked that the Egyptian obelisk nearby 
 was over 3000 years old, and that many generations of soldiers 
 had lived and died around it, and that the world was not much 
 better now than when the stonecutters, at the time of getting out 
 that obelisk, had made a strike for more food and higher wages. 
 
 THE RICHEST STREET IN THE WORLD. 
 
 The philosopher, to change the subject, said that men and 
 women wore better clothing now than then, and more of it, and 
 that we must hurry on to the rink, where the latest was to be 
 seen. Here, let me tell you, that the Rue de la Paix (near our 
 hotel) is the shortest and richest street in the world. 
 
 When we went into the huge skating rink there were seen 
 black and white silk jupars, but nothing very enchanting. On 
 the artificial ice the skaters waltzed and raced to the music of a 
 big band, while the crowd sat around at little tables or gambled 
 and drank in adjoining halls. I got a good front seat, wiped my 
 specs and kept my eyes on a tall and pretty damsel from one of 
 the theaters, who was a very graceful skater, and who was 
 dressed in artistic manner. The philosopher and the Professor 
 and Henri all agreed with me as to that. Round and round 
 glided the pretty girls from the Opera Comique and the Folies 
 Bergers, and really the sight was worth the one dollar each 
 which it cost for admission. 
 
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After a little out came the prettiest girl of the crowd wearing 
 a pink jacket and the yellow petticoat from the Rue de la Paix. 
 She was taking almost anyone as partner and teaching them to 
 skate. Old men and young men, but when I thought of getting 
 some skates I found that the cold had brought on my rheumatism, 
 and so went back to our hotel and the good fire and had a com- 
 fortable dinner and smoked cigars through the evening. All of 
 which the philosopher says is better for me than skating. The 
 philosopher is my wife and of course there is nothing more to 
 be said. 
 
 The Professor asked Henri if the taxes were not heavy in 
 France and the public debt very large and increasing yearly. 
 Henri said that was the situation and that bonds should not be 
 issued where the payment of the principal was to be put off for 
 fifty years; rather the bonds should be in the form of annuities 
 and 2 per cent of the principal should be paid every year. I as- 
 sented with the remark that men come and go, but interest rolls 
 on forever. 
 
 The philosopher remarked that when all the birthdays are 
 clipped from a man then he disappears like the smoke, but when 
 all the coupons are clipped from a bond the principal is just as big 
 and just as much alive as ever. 
 
 The Professor closed the debate with the statement that old 
 obelisks have been transported to Rome, Paris, London and New 
 York ; they have seen peoples and bonds accumulated and disap- 
 pear for thousands of years, and they will doubtless see the pro- 
 cess repeated for thousands of years to come. 
 
 Visit to "3loUan6 
 
 AMSTERDAM (Holland), September 12, 1904. It takes 
 but a little time to descend from the peak of the Jungfrau which is 
 14,000 feet above the sea level and situated in Switzerland, and 
 come down into the lowlands of Holland (all of these being ten 
 feet below the sea level) and gaze upon the head of the Mejuf- 
 frouw. The Jungfrau has a snowy cap and a lifeless expression ; 
 the Mejuftrouw is sixteen years old and wears a helmet of thin 
 gold and silver and over that she wears a white cap ; her expres- 
 sion is charming; her dress is peculiar and variegated, and she 
 wears wooden shoes. 
 
 We took a "stoomboot" to an inland which is not protected 
 by levees and which is flooded in Winter; the houses stand on 
 piles like those along the Sacramento River, but each house must 
 have a cistern to maintain a supply of rain water. 
 
 The little harbor was filled with the sturdy fishing sloops, 
 
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which seem to be built of very thick planks. The forward half 
 is decked over so that one can live in any sea ; there are two bilge 
 keels shod with iron, which are runners on which to haul the 
 boat over land and ice. The ancestors of these people caught 
 whales and fought other prehistoric fishes on the Norwegian and 
 Scottish coasts long ago. At the landing we were met by a mob 
 of boys and girls and a battery of kodaks was opened on them ; 
 instantly they grouped themselves together and stood still while 
 one of the girls acted as agent to collect from each camera a tax 
 for the whole group. 
 
 We went into one of the houses and found it belonged to a 
 widow who had nine children and 100 delft plates (none of either 
 for sale). She showed us a box in the wall which was closed by 
 a slide and which was her bed ; in the end was a little box wherein 
 she always had the youngest at night. As soon as the girls are 
 16 they are allowed to wear a long flaxen curl to hang down in 
 front of each ear and to talk to the young men who wear little 
 caps and jerseys and breeches, cut a la pantalette. 
 
 Canals are here more numerous than roads and footpaths in 
 California and windmills than ginmills. The land is drained so 
 that it is about two feet above the water and the water is led to 
 places where the pumps will lift it into other canals and to other 
 pumps which lift it into the ocean. Boats of all kinds traverse 
 these canals and locks are numerous. 
 
 In the churches a little box is placed under one's feet and in 
 the box is a porcelain bowl to hold the red-hot lumps of peat. 
 Then they have copper pans with covers and long handles ; into 
 the pans they put more coals of peat ; and so they iron the sheets 
 of the bed just before retiring for the night. Many of the houses 
 and windmills are beautifully thatched ; the surface is smooth and 
 of dark color ; of course, the pitch of the roof is quite steep. The 
 farm houses are large and square ; when you enter one you find 
 that the family occupies only the front end, the rest of it is the 
 dairy and barn. There will be a huge stack of hay in the center 
 reaching up to the high ridge pole. As the cows are not brought 
 in until Winter, the stalls are scrubbed and painted and the floor 
 covered with sawdust laid off in piecrust patterns. They put the 
 milk in a large kettle, pour in some rennet, take out the clotted 
 cheese, work it into cannon balls, press these in moulds. The 
 same day they are put in salt for a few days and then they are 
 ready to be sent to any part of the world. A fresh cannonball 
 may be put into a rope bag and to that some weights are attached 
 at each end, and then you have a pineapple cheese. The fields 
 are all green and devoted to pasture; the cattle are black and 
 white. Certainly the Dutch convert their crops of grass into 
 cheese, butter and meat in the simplest and quickest manner, and 
 have superb markets and great facilities for exporting. 
 
 The Panama Canal will increase the shipping of dairy pro- 
 ducts from the Sacramento Valley without doubt. 
 
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The value of these lands and the profit to the farmers is be- 
 yond my power to ascertain, for lack of time and language. I 
 think the encyclopedias will give the information in English. 
 
 Have spent one day at the northern end of Holland where 
 there is a navy yard and a fortified town and where that section 
 of the Atlantic known as the North Sea pounds on the immense 
 walls which keep the salt water from flooding many miles of fer- 
 tile lands. The dyke is about 200 feet wide and is paved with 
 granite blocks from Norway; the lower edge is always washed 
 by the waves and when storms come then the foam rushes nearly 
 to the crest trying to creep over this wall where, twenty feet be- 
 low, is a town of 25,000 people. Napoleon built the forts and the 
 dyke, telling those who said that it could not be done that some 
 one would hang if it were not done. So they put to work thou- 
 sands of prisoners of war from Spain and there the French and 
 Dutch fought battles against the English and Russians until the 
 work was done. Several hundred years ago great naval engage- 
 ments took place off this coast. 
 
 Germany would give millions of marks and thousands of 
 lives to possess this harbor and the little naval squadron which 
 I saw there could not withstand such an assault ; but any attempt 
 of that kind would involve the whole of Europe in a dreadful war. 
 
 People here live and die by their levees; they build the base 
 to last forever, and they are eternally guarding and increasing 
 these permanent factors without which Holland would become, as 
 before, only a swimming basin for the fishes. 
 
 cm6 
 
 PARIS, February, 1905. My visits to the different museums 
 have always included stops in front of cases which contain little 
 rolls of unbaked clay, each of which are nearly of the size and 
 shape of cakes of toilet soap. It seems that the ancients did not 
 have typewriters, nor stationery and yet they did business very 
 much as we do now and at the same rates of interest. 
 
 In order to keep records of their loans and titles they would 
 print upon wet lumps of clay the letters and signs which in their 
 language would record the transaction ; then the lumps would be 
 baked in the hot sunshine and stored away either in the house 
 of the capitalist or in some public recorder's office. 
 
 The rich man made a visible pile of assets in those days, and 
 it is possible that he had the right to cancel an insolvent loan by 
 throwing the recording clay at the head of the defaulting debtor, 
 and in this way may have arisen the custom of throwing stones 
 
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which is prevalent until this day at certain times between capital 
 and labor. 
 
 The modern system is more elaborate and would require 
 volumes for its description, therefore let me only describe how I 
 took my leave from my banker in Paris and stop at that. 
 
 The Credit Lyonnais occupies an entire block on the principal 
 boulevard and is four stories above the street level, and has four 
 floors below the street level. Your trunk will be taken by this 
 bank when you arrive in Paris from the railway, or hotel, passed 
 through the customhouse if required, to the vaults of the bank, 
 for 50 cents; the storage is 50 cents per month. 
 
 When you wish money upon your letter of credit you go 
 up to the second floor where there are several fine parlors for your 
 accommodation, and porters and messengers in uniform will take 
 your signature and bring you the money. At the time of my 
 visit I asked for paper money, half to be in French and half in 
 English notes, whereupon the clerk asked if I were leaving Paris 
 and begged me to accept the use of a box at the Opera Comique 
 for Friday night. 
 
 This bank doubtless rents a box by the year for the enter- 
 tainment of its patrons, and the letter-of-credit department had 
 the bestowal of it on Fridays. Thanking the gentleman I told 
 him that we were going away sooner than Friday, and could not 
 accept his offer. Then he offered to direct the head porter (who 
 appeared in gorgeous uniform and spoke good English) to show 
 me over their vaults, and this courtesy I immediately accepted. 
 
 The huge square or block was designed originally as if to sur- 
 round a large courtyard, but this area has been covered with four 
 glass floors and steel beams and posts. After showing me the 
 upper floors and telling me that the building contained 3400 
 clerks, of whom 1400 were women, we passed through the elegant 
 hall, wherein the directors met for deliberation, and passed some 
 of the uniformed messengers, of whom nearly 600 are daily at 
 work traversing the city with collections to be made. All the em- 
 ployees lunch in two large dining-rooms within the bank, paying 
 each in cash for a comfortable meal about 20 cents. There is a 
 pension fund for them also. , 
 
 Then we went down below the street level into the safe de- 
 posit vaults, which are about 400 feet long, 300 feet wide and 100 
 feet in depth, but divided into four levels by means of the glass 
 floors. These apartments are beautifully lighted, warmed and 
 ventilated, and contain 350 large iron safes and each safe holds 
 100 lock boxes making a total of 35,000 safe deposit boxes. 
 
 Standing upon the lower floor and looking up to the roof one 
 realizes that this was once perhaps the courtyard and that there 
 are eight glass floors above and that there is little protection from 
 burglarious atacks from the roof. The explanation probably is 
 this : The guards at night are strong enough to cope with burg- 
 lars and the only danger to consider is that from mobs, which 
 
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might control the streets for some days. This danger is one which 
 in this country is always kept in view and our vaults are always 
 made so that if they are abandoned to rioters for forty-eight 
 hours they will defy any attempt to force them. Now in Paris 
 during the reign of terror of the commune which followed the 
 Franco-Prussian war the Bank of France and the Credit Lyonnais 
 and other banks and their vaults were defended only by a handful 
 of porters and no serious attempt was made by the commune to 
 rob them. It must be that the French habit of saving is so uni- 
 versal and that so many thousands of people had their little for- 
 tunes in these banks that even the communists did not dare to 
 force the flimsy doors and weak guards. Anyhow these treasures 
 were undisturbed until the last day when carnage and fire ran 
 riot in Paris, and then the Bank of France did pay out less than 
 $100,000 to the rebels to keep quiet such crazy anarchists as were 
 getting beyond the control of their leaders. 
 
 After inspecting these vaults my guide took me through sev- 
 eral iron gates into two vaults which were entirely enclosed on 
 all sides with iron and which contained the cash reserve and 
 securities belonging to the bank, or left with it in open packages. 
 As the custody of bonds, coupons and shares is always a serious 
 matter and much like herding wild cattle where eternal vigilance 
 is the price of safety, this department interested me greatly. The 
 securities are placed flat in covers with strings to tie the covers 
 together. They took out one book from the shelf in one iron 
 safe and showed the label on the side which gave the name of the 
 owner and the contents. Then they untied the strings and 
 showed me several United States six per cent bonds, evidently 
 wishing to impress me with their knowledge of American se- 
 curities. I immediately testified through my guide that I recog- 
 nized the bonds and that they were genuine, but they must look 
 out for there was a counterfeit of that series, which information 
 made them look grave. This vault contained many millions or 
 billions, and its size can be imagined when one is told that it was 
 occupied by three men and forty women. In our country the 
 same work would be handled by two or three men without much 
 supervision or proving of their honesty. 
 
 In Paris these women are employed in great numbers and at 
 small wages, and the systems of checking and re-checking are 
 very thorough. The chief of this vault was a bright French 
 woman and escorted us around. In order to make my exit in gal- 
 lant form I told the head porter to say to her that all the ladies 
 appeared to me to be very young and beautiful, and that I sup- 
 posed that this large vault was a sort of nunnery in which they 
 were confined night and day and never allowed to go out. Where- 
 upon she placed her right hand over her left collarbone and said 
 that she was married and went home every night. I left Paris 
 that day. 
 
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