4 o I I S VU 6 one of the grotesque nomenclature of one of Mr. Dickens' novels." Happy Dickens ! not to be included in the nomenclature. Whether poor Pike (who is further overwhelmed by a villainous and threadbare pun) can stand up beneath the weight of this withering sneer, or whether the unfortunate Fogg and Judd will be able to survive the crushing attack, which almost equals the thunderbolt hurled at the devoted head of the much-abused Dr. Fell, " I do not like you, Doctor Fell The reason why I cannot tell ; But this I know, and know right well, I do not like you, Doctor Fell!" it is impossible, at present, to determine, but this much is certain, that if they are not crushed and pulverized, they must be made of sterner stuff' than appeared probable in the calculations of the eminent professor of " genuine and rational loyalty." As this eloquent commentator inveighs against the contamination of vulgar names, he recalls to vigorous recollection his illustrious prototype, and we see vividly realized the fiery Hotspur's indignant description of a dancing dandy. The creation of the poet's fancy glides from the page of the immortal tome, and moves with languid animation before us. It is difficult to decide whether the dandy or the commentator is most aptly delineated by the poet, when he says : " 'Twixt his finger and his thumb he held A pouncet box, which ever and anon he Gave his nose, and took 't way again ; ' but the strongest point of resemblance between the characters would probably be upon the battle-field the victory supposed to be won by the Union troops, and loyal soldiers with solemn tread removing the honored dead from i( the field of their fame fresh and gory" here the musical voice of our pamphleteer becomes discordant, as he shrilly calls them " Untaught knaves, unmannerly To bring a slovenly, unhandsome corse Betwixt the wind and his nobility." HE MISSTATES FACTS. But let the poetry pass, while we show that this fastidious Addisonian is mis- taken as to facts, of course not wilfully, but grossly. In the first place, our diplomatic representatives are not il exclusively" from the North, as can be attested by Mr. Cassius M. Clay, of Kentucky, now Minis- ter to Russia. It would have been generous if, instead of, by inuendo and as- sertion, seeking to create and foment sectional jealousies, our immaculate loyalist had given expression to the fact that every Southern State, not in rebellion, has a representative either in the Cabinet of the President, or at a foreign Court ; but generosity can hardly be expected under the peculiar circumstances of the present case, especially when we consider that justice, and nothing less, is the sole object of the pamphlet. The idea of negotiation on the subject of privateering is so strangely offensive to the patriotism of our adept in State policy that he discovers in it "an offer to surrender unconditionally a part of the war-making power recognized in the Constitution/' That those are most blind who will not see is a maxim too old to be disputed; and blind indeed must that statesman be who cannot perceive that very important conditions were involved in that proposition. Can it be possible that " genuine and rational loyalty" would descend to mis- representation that it would give license to rebel forces, or encourage rebellion by suggesting causes of war with foreign Powers ? What motive could have prompted the wording of such sentences as " fugitives of English and European justice have been elevated over the heads of native-born citizens to high mili- tary positions ;" and, in alluding to Mr. Muir's arrest, (which, with qualification, is admitted to have been just,) "It at once destroyed confidence in American law, and, in doing so, fatally wounded American credit." Surely no motive could have manifested itself in the penning of these passages, save the desire to do simple justice to all men; for does not the writer quote from an English par- liamentary critic the following opinion in reference to our country : " There is not a security that was established for liberty of speech, writing, or motion, which is not swept away," and then, of his own free will, magnanimously say ; this is rather overstated." ...>Or"K HK IS DISPOSED TO ADMIRE MISTER DAVIS. It may, at some future time, be gratifying to Jefferson Davis to know that, while our princely diplomat objects to "the bungling rhetoric" of the Secretary of State, and to the President's " homely style, through which a meaning strug- gles for expression," he can, with a degree of acquiescence, if not of approba- tion, refer to " the vigorous language of Mr. Davis." Yet this exquisite dis- crimination will never be properly appreciated ; not while unqualified loyalty holds its court in the hearts of our citizens, or the muse of history remains unde- filed by treason. HK GROWS ].. \rmiYMOSK AND PERORATES AMID THE SILVERY CADENCES OF "EFT HAN ASIA." After dropping tears over " the sad affair of the Trwf" concerning which he has " neither space nor heart to speak," (and then proceeds to find both space und heart,) our comprehensive diplomat concludes his edifying, though some- what prolix pamphlet, with a poetical peroration, melting to the music of '.NvVi^ C->X/ ANCROrl TO THE READER. It may appear to many persons of intelligence, that the writer of the following pages is under some obligation to offer a double apology one to his readers, for writing at. all ; and another to himself, for attacking such small game as the pamphlet herein criti- cised, or the author of that pamphlet. Notwithstanding the plausibility of the sugges- tion, the writer disdains to tender either apology, for the reason that individuals other- wise insignificant frequently are made important by circumstances with which they connect themselves, or by objects they seek to accomplish ; and in order to disclose im- pure motives, and frustrate sinister designs, it may become a solemn, though unpleasant, duty, to risk the charge of being tedious, or the reproach of magnifying trifles. Many men, hopeless of honest fame, content themselves with a struggle for notoriety. They read exultingly the story of Erostratus, and satisfy their morbid ambition that it is quite as pleasant to be ' The aspiring youth that fired the Ephesian dome,'' as the unremembered ' Pious fool who built it." Such is, in part, the motive operating with some of those whose sacrilegious hands have been raised against our Temple of National and Constitutional Liberty, and such men do not scruple to act either the part of the armed ruffian, or that of the cowardly incendiary. All treason is not avowed in words, though it may be the more dangerous by pretend- ing to speak with the tongue of loyalty, and assuming the garb of purity, and therefore it is as much the duty of patriotism to unmask the hypocrite, as it is to confront the traitor who may be arrayed in arms upon the battle field: " In the great hand of God I stand, aud thence Against the undivulged pretence I fight." A DIPLOMAT ON DIPLOMACY. "There's Wisdom!" Capt. Cuttle. CONCERNING THE IDENTITY OF THE DIPLOMAT, AND HIS EXORDIUM. A ponderous pamphlet, bearing the very modest title of " A Review of Mr. Seward's Diplomacy, by a Northern man," has recently made its unannounced appearance in circles political and literary, and though, up to this time, it has not attracted attention adequate to the industry with which it has been circulated, it is nevertheless a production of peculiar merit, and should not be allowed to pass among " the things that were," until at least one effort has been made for its preservation. There are cortain indications, about some of the references, which seem to confer on Philadelphia the honor of its incubation, while the peculiarities of V style, added to other circumstances, not necessary now to advert to, leave little room to doubt that the scholarly author is no less a person than the late dis- tinguished Commissioner to the most imperial court of China. The civilized world may hesitate to admit that China is the highest school for diplomacy, but the Chinese themselves cannot be supposed to be skeptical upon the subject, and the attitude of the ex-commissioner tends to add weight to their presumption. Diplomacy, then, is the theme, China the school, and the ex-commissioner the expounder ! In order that patriotism may not be startled, the expounder pre- faces his exposition by an assurance that he is actuated solely by a spirit of "genuine and rational loyalty." It was perhaps ^necessary that this assurance should be given, when it is recollected that the man who electrified China was one of the recipients of the patronage of James Buchanan, and that he took an early opportunity, on his return to his native land, to avow his opposition to " coercing " those who then threatened rebellion. Whether moral forces, alone, operated on his mind at that time, or visions of a lordship, earldom, marquisate, or principality, influenced his action, is a question which can only be satisfac- torily settled by a joint council of phrenologists and metaphysicians; sufficient for us is the assertion that now, at this present writing, he is conscious of the influence of :< genuine and rational loyalty." HE IS PERPLKXED AND OFFENDED AT THE PUBLICATION OF STATE PAPERS. u The correspondence of the State Department" is the document which our " loyal " and distinguished fellow-countryman places upon his dissecting table, but he does not immediately annihilate that. His first criticism does not touch the character of that correspondence, but is devoted merely to stately animad- version on the fact of publication. The writer then proceeds to give instances of the damaging character of the publication of certain letters ; which damag- ing character consists in the fact that the Secretary of State authorizes the print- ing of letters, which, at the time they were written, (as he intimates to the minister addressed,) were not intended to be made public. Now, this astute negotiator and hypercritical critic might have learned, even in China, that the publication of diplomatic correspondence may be highly improper at one period of time, and eminently proper at another. It may, for instance, be imprudent to-day to say that " our supplies of arms are running low." but if, in a month hence, we voluntarily publish the correspondence, it is tolerably good evidence, to candid minds, that our stock of arms has been satisfactorily increased ; a piece of information unostentatiously furnished, and which must be highly gratifying, as well to the spirit of " genuine and rational loyalty " of our pamphleteer, as to the irrational leaders and abettors of the most unholy and causeless rebellion the world has ever known. HE THINKS IT UNDIGNIFIED TO PLACE TRAITORS UNDER SURVEILLANCE. Another circumstance, which seems to offend the moral sensibility of this most conscientious of diplomatic critics, and most genuine of loyal citizens, is the fact that our minister to England furnished his department with information which enabled it to put certain traitors under surveillance. The following- passage, from a letter to Mr. Adams, is unctuously selected for reproba- tion, and prefaced by the most profound historical references, and most felicitous and severe sarcasms : k " I have great pleasure in saying that the information we receive from you concerning them is often very valuable, and enables us to pat our ou'it authorities here in a-way of vigilant surveillance, which promises good results." Now. if this most ingenious pamphleteer and profound diplomat had not conclusively established, by his own unsupported assertion, an unblemished character for u genuine and rational loyalty," unsophisticated citizens might be disposed to think him slightly sympathetic with the Southern traitors ; as most of the objections which he makes would be vigorously urged by Davis. Mason, Slidell, Benjamin, or Floyd; and it is not at all unlikely if the most magnifi- cent and grandiloquent Jefferson Davis should ever conquer the universe, or subdue St. Domingo that the fluent writer of this very logical and loyal pam- phlet will receive the honor of knighthood (the Golden Fleece, we would suggest) from his august hand, and merit, moreover, a further induction to the Order of the Bath! THE DIPLOMAT'S ANTECEDENTS. The supposed writer of this elaborate tract has hitherto had, if not a repu- tation for the most exalted integrity, at least the reputation of being a respect- able and even an able lawyer j but, in his recent effort, he falls im- measurably, and, in following his sinuous tracks through the bye-ways of verbal criticism, there can be observed nothing more edifying than the ingenuity of a detective policeman or the subtlety of a Tombs attorney. While accompanying the critic, the fair-minded reader cannot avoid pausing to inquire concerning his previous history, and can only have a partial solution to his doubts by the information that the " rational loyalty," which pervades every line of the pamphlet, once illumined the regions of a Court of Quarter Sessions, and grew in strength while prosecuting cases of petty larceny. HOW HE PATRONISES THE PRESIDENT. The patriotic reader, during his journey with our diplomatic Mentor, will at least have the gratification of appreciating the condescension with which the President of the United States is patronized. Here, for instance, is a paragraph which could have been dictated by nothing short of " genuine and rational loyalty;" it is so well calculated to insure harmony among ourselves, and to at- tract respect, if not awe, from the nations of the world ! But let the author speak for himself. This is his language : " If we had to choose, we much pre- fer the homely, honest style of the President, no doubt characteristic of the man and of his social meridian, through which a meaning struggles for expression, to the ambitious, affected, bungling rhetoric of the Secretary." Some men are silly enough to imagine that, by attempting criticism, they rise to any eminence occupied by the object or person criticised, and our pamphleteer has manifestly fallen into a delusion. He forgets the " peevish fool of Crete, that taught his son the office of a fowl," and also forgets that, " for all his wings, the fool was drowned." Still, we have reason to be thankful to him, for though the Secretary is decidedly snubbed, our honest President is ostentatiously pa- tronized, and the graphic style of " genuine and rational loyalty" almost enables us to witness our Chief Magistrate's thoughts " struggling for expression !" Surely, if Mr. Lincoln's time was not engrossed by matters of importance, he would patiently peruse this pamphlet, and be filled with illimitable gratitude for condescension from so pure and magnificent a source ; for be it understood that the President never had a grandfather who tried to sell his country, and then claimed to be a patriot because he could not get his price, or from fear of a dis- covery while huckstering about the trifle; nor did his father ever violate a sacred trust, moral or financial j neither did he himself, ever just preceding an election transmit money to unscrupulous politicians of a remote county, with the significant injunction that " Lehigh must do better !" SPECULATIONS CONCERNING THE DIPLOMAT'S ANCESTRY. Now, who the father, grandfather, or great grandfather of our diplomat who facetiously styles himself " a Northern man " may be, or may have been, we have no means of knowing with certainty ; but, nevertheless, there must be a pregnant suspicion in every mind, which enjoys the happy privilege of perusing this paragon of pamphlets, that the writer was born to greatness : " Upon what meat doth this our Csesar feed That he is grown so great ?" indignantly inquires the crafty Cassius ; but the craft would have been lost had Caesar been but half so stately a personage as our pamphleteer. He evidently owes no part of his social status to mere diet, for, without hesitation, he would direct the pompous Malvolio to place him in the category of those who are "born great." Some heads of distinguished houses think themselves entitled to especial reverence because, forsooth, an apocryphal and bull-headed ancestor crossed the channel with the Conqueror j others plume their vanity with the thought that they can trace genealogical relationship to Tiberius. Nero, Caligula, Domitian, or Elagabalus ; but, to the man of u genuine and rational loyalty," these are mere mushroom references, for his ancestry must certainly have flour- ished ere Phoenicia was known, or Tyre founded. Like the honest Milesian, one of his more recent ancestors must have been an eye witness to the deluge, and sailed in a boat of his own on that memorable occasion. Nothing less than this degree of antiquity can possibly justify the amount of self-coinplacency in- dulged in by the candid author of this sixty-paged pamphlet and even amply furnished with documentary evidence to prove that his lineal predecessor out- sailed old Noah, it may not be inappropriate to suggest that he should always keep in remembrance an old, but most veracious couplet : " What can ennoble fools or cowards ? Not all the blood of all the Howards." A REMARKABLE COINCIDENCE. Notwithstanding that it is impossible to question the " loyalty " and veracity of this eminent scribe, (the malignant will be disposed to add, " and Pharisee/' but we protest against the interpolation,) it is remarkable how very like he writes to one whose sole object might be to give hope to treason, and discourage- ment to patriotism. All facts seem to be perverted to this end, and where facts are deficient, imagination is not slow to supply their place ; yet this coincidence must be accidental, or perhaps it is the result of a mind naturally devious, or of a disposition corrupted in its formation ; for does he not himself say that he is loyal, " rationally and genuinely " loyal, and is he not Li an honorable man !" *THE DIPLOMAT ABHORS PLEBEIAN NAMES. Among the aristocracies of Europe and Asia, individuals are to be found who entertain peculiar notions as to persons, and unconquerable prejudice upon the subject of certain names, as being indicative of "a social meridian" utterly in- consistent with proper refinement, and entirely incompatible for association with families that float easily down the tide of time, bringing with them monuments of epochs far anterior to the flood. The plebeian names of some of our foreign envoys are peculiarly offensive to the acute sensibilities of our diplomatic in- structor. His aristocratic nose elevates itself with ineffable scorn, as he declaims against the appointment of " a crowd of obscure and untried men from the North exclusively, whose very names (the Pikes, and Foggs, and Judds') remind *We would recommend to the perusal of our Diplomat, (when he can find relaxation from the loftier duties of verbal criticism, and the dissemination of " rational and genu- ine loyalty," as he understands it,) Shakspeare's beautiful play of " Romeo and Juliet," especially the passage where the fair heroine fondly and truthfully exclaims : "What's in a name? that which we call arose, By an}' other name would smell as sweet;" and we beg to make a feeble effort to impress upon his towering intellect the fact, that it is not indispensable, in order to make a man honest, noble, or wise, that he should be called Cholmondoley, Esterhazy, Whiskerandos, or Chrononhotonthologus, any more than it necessarily makes a man an ignoramus and a, snob if he has unfortunately in- herited the monosyllabic name of Pike, or Fogg, or Judd ; or even the equally brief patronymic of Wright or Reed. one of the grotesque nomenclature of one of Mr. Dickens' novels." Happy Dickens ! not to be included in the nomenclature. Whether poor Pike (who is further overwhelmed by a villainous and threadbare pun) can stand up beneath the weight of this withering sneer, or whether the unfortunate Fogg and Judd will be able to survive the crushing attack, which almost equals the thunderbolt hurled at the devoted head of the much-abused Dr. Fell, " I do not like you, Doctor Fell The reason why I cannot tell ; But this I know, and know right well, I do not like you, Doctor Fell !' : it is impossible, at present, to determine, but this much is certain, that if they are not crushed and pulverized, they must be made of sterner stuff' than appeared probable in the calculations of the eminent professor of " genuine and rational loyalty." As this eloquent commentator inveighs against the contamination of vulgar names, he recalls to vigorous recollection his illustrious prototype, and we see vividly realized the fiery Hotspur's indignant description of a dancing dandy. The creation of the poet's fancy glides from the page of the immortal tome, and moves with languid animation before us. It is difficult to decide whether the dandy or the commentator is most aptly delineated by the poet, when he says : " 'Twixt his finger and his thumb he held A pouncet box, which ever and anon he Gave his nose, and took 't way again ;'' but the strongest point of resemblance between the characters would probably be upon the battle-field the victory supposed to be won by the Union troops, and loyal soldiers with solemn tread removing the honored dead from " the field of their fame fresh and gory" here the musical voice of our pamphleteer becomes discordant, as he shrilly calls them " Untaught knaves, unmannerly To bring a slovenly, unhandsome corse Betwixt the wind and his nobility." HE MISSTATES FACTS. But let the poetry pass, while we show that this fastidious Addisonian is mis- taken as to facts, of course not wilfully., but grossly. In the first place, our diplomatic representatives are not - ( exclusively" from the North, as can be attested by Mr. Cassius M. Clay, of Kentucky, now Minis- ter to Russia. It would have been generous if, instead of, by inuendo and as- sertion, seeking to create and foment sectional jealousies, our immaculate loyalist had given expression to the fact that every Southern State, not in rebellion, has a representative either in the Cabinet of the President, or at a foreign Court ; but generosity can hardly be expected under the peculiar circumstances of the present case, especially when we consider that justice, and nothing less, is the sole object of the pamphlet. The idea of negotiation on the subject of privateering is so strangely offensive to the patriotism of our adept in State policy that he discovers in it "an offer to surrender unconditionally a part of the war-making power recognized in the Constitution." That those arc most blind who will not see is a maxim too old to be disputed; and blind indeed must that statesman be who cannot perceive that very important conditions were involved in that proposition. Can it be possible that " genuine and rational loyalty" would descend to mis- representation that it would give license to rebel forces, or encourage rebellion by suggesting causes of war with foreign Powers ? What motive could have prompted the wording of such sentences as " fugitives of English and European justice have been elevated over the heads of native-born citizens to high mili- tary positions ;" and, in alluding to Mr. Muir's arrest, (which, with qualification, is admitted to have been just,) "It at once destroyed confidence in American law, and, in doing so, fatally wounded American credit." Surely no motive could have manifested itself in the penning of these passages, save the desire to do simple justice to all men; for does not the writer quote from an English par- liamentary critic the following opinion in reference to our country : " There is not a security that was established for liberty of speech, writing, or motion, which is not swept away," and then, of his own free will, magnanimously say ' this is rtitJicr overstated." . HE IS DISPOSED TO ADMIRE MISTER DAVIS. It may, at some future time, be gratifying to Jefferson Davis to know that, while our princely diplomat objects to "the bungling rhetoric" of the Secretary of State, and to the President's " homely style, through which a meaning strug- gles for expression," he can, with a degree of acquiescence, if not of approba- tion, refer to "the vigorous language of Mr. Davis." Yet this exquisite dis- crimination will never be properly appreciated ; not while unqualified loyalty holds its court in the hearts of our citizens, or the muse of history remains unde- filed by treason. HE GROWS 1.. \riIUY.MOSE AND PERORATES AMID THE SILVERY CADENCES OF "EFT HAN ASIA." After dropping tears over " the sad affair of the Trent" concerning which he has " neither space nor heart to speak," (and then proceeds to find both space und heart,) our comprehensive diplomat concludes his edifying, though some- what prolix pamphlet, with a poetical peroration, melting to the music of " KiifJmti'isi'ti.," and metaphorically expiring amidst the concord of sweet sounds. WHAT HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN, AND WHAT HE WOULD HAVE DOXK. Our author (we will call him author, because a man who writes a pamphlet of sixty pages and such a pamphlet ! deserves no less) has indubitably been neglected by his countrymen. How differently might we have been situated to- day, had he been placed at the head of the State Department ! His natural acumen and undoubted patriotism, sharpened by an extended police practice, and by a large store of Celestial experience, would have ended the war ere it had commenced ; for he would have contemned coercion, compelled commerce to- forsake the inclement ports of the North to repose in the soft bosom of the sun- ny South, made manufactures nourish on the banks of the Pedee and the mar- gin of the Black Warrior, and, discovering the fountains of wisdom in the brains of Wigfall, he would have submitted our crumbling Constitution to a process of reinvigoration, such as would have occurred to few other living minds. All this, and more, he would have done had he been our Premier ; but even all this he could not have accomplished without having wounded the feelings of Captain Cuttle and mortified the honest pride and rational vanity (not to mention the " genuine loyalty ") of the renowned Bunsby. Fate, however, in allotting the details of futurity, omitted to direct that our diplomat should occupy " the modest little State Department/' and, therefore, much that might have been, will now never be. But let not this thought dis- courage the panting soul of our too modest author, for he is irrevocably dedi- cated to fame, and not unlike the poets who expect to be remembered when Shakspeare is forgotten he will be green in the thoughts of his countrymen when and only when the names of Abraham Lincoln and William H. Seward cease to be honorably identified with their country's history. CALIFORNIA.