<7 University of California Berkeley The THEODORE H. KOUNDAKJIAN COLLECTION OF AMERICAN HUMOR 3 ENGRAVED BY BOSTON, JOHN ANDREW Entered, according to Act of Congress, in the year 1867, by LEE & SHLPARD, in the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the District of Massachusetts. W. F. Hrown Si Co., Printers, i rj Franklin Street, Boston. TO T. G. FORD, ESQ.. (LATE OF THE "ACADEMIC STAFF,") TO WHOM THE MIDSHIPMEN ARE INDEBTED FOR MUCH KINDNESS AND MANY VALUED SERVICES, Cjjis Morh is gtotej, AS A SLIGHT TESTIMONIAL OF THE ESTEEM, FRIENDSHIP, AND REGARD OF THE "CLASS OF '67." PREFACE. A FEW months ago, I commenced a series of pen-and-ink sketches of the joys and sorrows of a Midship man's life at the Naval Academy. It was truly a labor of love, continued during the intervals of study and recitation, and not intended tor the public eye. But, as the sketches increased in number, some interest was felt in their preservation; and my classmates generous critics and cherished friends insisted upon their publication, as souvenirs of an eventful period in our professional career. I could not refuse a request from such a source ; and hence my appearance in a field almost unknown to Midshipmen. Although the drawings are taken from the humorous side of our academic life, they may give the public some idea of the process bv which the raw material sent here from all parts of our country is worked up to a fixed standard of naval efficiency. This process is commenced in the stationary school-ship " Constitution," and is continued on shore, and in practice-ships that cruise at sea during the summer months. Those who pass creditably through the four years' course of study, drill, and discipline, are graduated from the Academy with its diploma, and enter at once into active service afloat. For us of the " Class of '67," this long-looked-for event is fast approaching, bringing with it the painful necessity of separation ; but we will still be united "tou- jours unis"- -in the bonds of fraternal good will cemented at the Naval Academy. With grateful acknowledgments to those who have aided me in my task, I submit the sketches, hoping that they may prove a source of amusement not only to the Midshipmen, but also to the public at large. PARK BENJAMIN, U. S. NAVAL ACADEMY, * Annapolis, Maryland, MIDSHIPMAN, U. S. NAVY. February, 1867. LLASS OF } Chas. O. Allibone. Conway H. Arnold. Charles Belknap. Park Benjamin. J.Van Benthuysen Bleecker. Matthew Bolles, Jr. A. Allen Boyd. Edward W. Bridge. Charles E. Brown. Robert E. Carmody. C. W. D. Christopher. Geo. H. Church. Geo. G. Clay. Richardson Clover. Harrison G. O. Colby. Fred. Collins. Albert R. Couden. James W. Cowie. William S. Cowles. Alfred Craven. Patrick T. Cunningham. Geo. S. Davol. Francis H. Delano. Daniel Delehanty. Erasmus Dennison. Andrew Dunlap. Jos. G. Eaton. Henry C. English. Wells L. Field. W. B. H. Frailey. Edward H. Gheen. Fernando P. Gilmore. Fred. W. Greenleaf. James M. Grimes. John W. Hagenman. Eugene D. Heald. Edward W. Henricks. Fred. A. Howes. Henry C. Hunter. Fred. G. Hyde. Edwin S. Jacob. William H. Jaques. Horace E. Jones. Harry Knox. Eugene H. C. Leutze. William Little. Leavitt C. Logan. Henry B. Mansfield. Edward P. McClellan. William S. McGunnegle. C. Reid Meeker. John F. Meigs. John P. Merrell. James M. Miller. Jacob W. Miller. Geo. J. Mitchell. Frank W. Nichols. William D. Nicholson. Fred. H. Paine. William M. Paul. Allan G. Paul. Edwin C. Pendleton. Hamilton Perkins. John E. Pillsbury. Edward W. Remey. Albert Ross. Richard Rush. Uriel Sebree. C. Pierson Shaw. Sidney A. Simons. Jos. L. Stickney. Edward W. Sturdy. Fred. M. Symonds. Edward D. Taussig. Benj. F. Tilley. Edward W. Very. J. M. Wainwright. Clifford H. West. Geo. M. Williams. Fred. M. Wise. Edward P. Wood. OLDL Y I venture oil a naval scene, Nor fear the critic's frown, the pedant's spleen : Sons of the ocean, we their rules disdain ; Our bosoms honest, and our style is plain. Let Homers heroes and his gods delight; Let Milton with infernal legions fight ; His favorite warrior, polished Virgil show ; With love and wine, luxurious Horace glow, Be such their subjects, I another choose, yet neglected by the laughing Muse? OR thou art Freedom's now, and Fame's, One of the few, the immortal names That were not born to die." Arrival of the future Admirals of our Country. N slumbers of midnight the sailor-boy lay, His hammock swung loose at the sport of the wind." First night in (?) a Hammock. LAZE, with your serried columns! I will not bend the kneel" First Step in the Profession. HE oars were silver, Which, to the tune of flutes, kept stroke, and made The water, which they beat, to follow faster, As amorous of their strokes.' Boat Exercise. Supernumeraries catching "crabs.' HE nitre fired . . . . Convulsive shook the slumb'rinff air around.*' It is the cannon's opening roar.' Creat-gun Exercise. " Ready !" IM high, brave youth I" Target Practice. " Fire ! HEY tug, they strain; down, down they go! Howitzer Exercise. " Forward into line! Left oblique!" (Left Piece.) LIFE on the ocean wave.' " Oh ! who can tell, save he whose heart hath tried, And danced in triumph o'er the -waters wide, Th' exulting sense, the pulse's maddening play That thrills the wanderer of that trackless way?" Off Soundings." First Practice Cruise. ND crashing, thundering o'er the quarter swings. 'Who let go that after fall?" HERE'S a sweet little cherub that sits up aloft.' Taking an airing for four hours. N vain their struggling arms the yard infold." Furling Sail. "Keep fast that tricing-line! ' O more the mess for other joys repine, When "duff," just entering, shows 'tis time to dine.' J Duff's all gone, sir! ' HUS, long ago, Ere heaving billows learned to blow, And organs yet were mute, - Thus Middies roasted "spuds" below, And poked at fires to boot." Fire-room Watch. - Roasting "spuds." HESE welcome letters come from friends so dear." "1 Just In port.- Distributing the mail. -The last letter. on this picture and on that. ! The Middy of Romance. The real thing on a wintry Saturday at the Academy. WAKED by the sound of sweet melody. Ever my spirit awakens to thee." In-shore quarters.-" Not turned out at early Inspection." PEED away, speed away. Going to morning Formation. EE-fi-fo-fum ! I smell the fumes of tobacco and rum! Be ye drunk or be ye dead, In the wardrobe or under the bed, I must have some." An Evening Party disturbed. EAUTIFUL dreamer, wake unto me; Spots and guard duty are waiting for thee." "I had a dream which was not all a dream.' Day-dreams. The Pleasures of Hope. ROFOUNDLY deep in thought, His busy mind with sines and tangents fraught, A Mid reclines, in calculation lost. His efforts stiii by some intruder crossed." A change came o'er the spirit of my dream.' And stern Realities. E walked, and -we talked till long after sunset, And the words that he said I shall never forget. "List I 'tis the bugle Juan shrilly blew- One kiss one more another oh! adieu!" ) 5 Love Lane. N with the dance, let joy be unconfmed; No sleep till morn," and then the sick-list find. Spooney Corners. The Hop. Nary a dance. EW and short were the prayers we said.* ! Taps. -"Confound the Boot!" IS ours the dreadful remedy to find." Sick call. Outside the door. DIRE disease, and desperate to cure. Sick call. Inside the door, "ire you really sick, sir?' ?FT in the stilly mgnt." Patrol of the Grounds.-" Mid Watch.' KNOW what study is: it is to toil Hard through the nours of tne saa midnight watch At tasks which seem a systematic curse, course of bootless Denanoa." The night before. The Graduating Examination. The night after. Y soul is ready to depart: No thought rebels; the obedient heart Breathes forth no sigh " "Graduated. " Free at last: PA/6/f? n TIRCE OR.IOI3SrA.3L. MOTHEH GOOSJE MELODIES WITIT f Fifty Full-Page Silhouette Illustrations, by J. F. GOODRIDGE. 4to. ^Cloth, 75 cejits ; Hoards, 50 cents. yt ! "There have been many hundreds editions of Mother Goose's Melodies since that ancient lady first gave them to^the world from her home in Boston, nearly a century ago, but there has been none so beautiful, and, at the same time, so indescribably funny, as the one with the silhouette illustrations, just published by Lee & Shepard." BOSTON SUNDAY HERALD. It actually hubbies over with fun, and it is a complete enter- : tainment to peruse its pa^cs. AV/\/ma Tcletjruph. The best edition of " Mother Goose " wo know of. Its illustra- ! tions arc capital, making the text doubly precious. Christian Leader, Vticn. The nicest edition of " Mother Goose " yet out. Bridgeport Standard. The sharp, black .figures make excellent shadow pictures, and are unusually comical. Hartford Relir/ious Herald. The text is plain, and there "is lots of fun in the clear-cut silhou ettes. Manchester Mirror. This funny little book should have a wide sale. The silhouettes :iro charming, and will afford as much amusement to " children of a larger growth " as they will to the smaller fry. Doyle.itown (P.r.) Mirror. There is fun in the pictures which the grown folks will appre ciate as well as the youngsters. Boston Journal. As curious as it is comical, and it will give the children lots of real joy. The funniest edition ever published. SomtniHf Journal. This is by far the most humorous edition of " Mother Goose " we have ever seen.] Cottage and Hearth. Lots of Ideas for Mother Goose Masquerades and Shadow Pictures. 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