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THE LIBRARY
OF
THE UNIVERSITY
OF CALIFORNIA
LOS ANGELES
THE
PLEADER'S GUIDE,
A DIDACTIC POEM,
IN TWO BOOKS,
CONTAINING
THE CONDUCT OF A SUIT AT LAW,
PFith the Arguments of
COUNSELLOR BOTHER'UM,
AND
COUNSELLOR BORE'UM,
IN AN ACTION BETWIXT
JOHN-a-GULL, and JOHN-a-GUDGEON,
For ASSAULT and BATTERY, at a late
Contejied EleSiion.
BY THE LATE
JOHN SURREBUTTER, Esq.
SPECIAL PLEADER, and BARRISTER AT LAW,
LOl^DON:
BRINTED FOR T. CADELL, JUN. AND W. DAVIES, (SUCCESSORS
TO MR.CADELL) IN THE STRAND.
1796.
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TO THE READER.
1 HE following produftion of die late
ingenious Mr. Surrebutter, Special
Pleader, and Barrifter at Law, is fubmit-
ted to your perufal in the precife form
in which it was found among the Author's
Papers at his deceafe. The Poem is di-
vided into two Books, each of which is
fubdivided into eight Parts, being the
fubftance of a Courfe of Ledures original-
ly intended for the ufe of his kinfman.
IV TO THE READER.
Mr. Job Surrebutter, to whom they
are particularly addreffed. An Explana-
tion of the technical terms, and legal
references, as they occur in the courfe of
the work, are fubjoined by your humble
fervant,
THE EDITOR.
C V ]
SYLLABUS
OF
Mr. SURREBUTTER'S
PROFESSIONAL LECTURES,
LECTURE L
iVlR. Surrebutter propofes the Plan of
his Ledures — His addrefs to the Gentlemen
of the Law, particularly to his kinfman Mr.
Job Surrebutter — The Plan of Mr. Job's
Education for the ftudy of the Law com-
mended — The fuperior advantages of his
lituation as a Special Pleader's Pupil.
Vi SYLLABUS.
LECTURE II.
Of the King, and his Prerogative — Of the
Civil and Municipal adminiftration of
public Juftice, allegorically delineated and
compared.
LECTURE IIL
Connparifon continued — Of the Civil Law
Procefs — Excommunication — Serious ad-
drefs to the Civilians, with certain weighty-
Interrogatories — Mr. Surrebutter's per-
fonal fuperiority as a Common Lawyer —
Counfellor Bother'um, and Counfellor
Bore'um propofed to Mr. Job Surrebut-
ter as models for his imitation.
LECTURE IV.
Of the Common Law procefs — Invocation to
an Infernal Spirit — Of the Original, or
SYLLABUS. Vll
Original Writ, and Procefs thereon — The
High Sheriff and his executive Power — Of
Law Fidions.
LECTURE V.
Procefs continued — Of the Writs Latitat
— Capias — Quo Minus — Of filing Common
Bail — Of Special Bail, or Bail to the A^ion,
LECTURE VL
Of Procefs againfl: Privileged Perfons — Of
the Distringas — Its Phyfical and Chirur-
gical Qualities. Procefs to Outlawry ^ and
the Party's Appearance upon the Capias
Utlagatum.
LECTURE VIL
An Epifode, containing authentic Memoirs
of Mr. Surrebutter's profeflional Career.
Vm SYLLABUS.
LECTURE VIII.
Memoirs continued — Mr. Surrebutter is
called to the Bar — Goes the Circuit — The
Character of Mr. Joseph Ferret, a Coun-
try Attorney — Subjedl refumed — Inftruc-
tions to Mr. Job Surrebutter in the Art
of Special Pleading — Messrs. John Doe
and Richard Roe — Conclufion of the Firft
Book.
THE
PLEADER^s GUIDE.
BOOK I.
B
THE.
PLEADER'S GUIDE,
BOOK L
LECTURE I.
Mr. Surrebutter propofes the plan of his
leBures : his addrefs to the Gentlemen of the
LaWy particularly to his kinfmaUy Mr. Job
Surrebutter — The plan of Mr. Job's
education for the fludy of the Law commend^
ed — Thefupcrior advantages of his fituation
as 4? Special Pleader's Pupil.
yJF legal Fi6lions, Quirks, and Glofles,
Attorney s gains, and Client's lofles.
Of Suits created, loft, and won.
How to undo, and be undone.
Whether by Common Law, or Civil
A man goes fooner to the Devil,
Things which few mortals can difclofe
In Verfe, or comprehend in Profe,
B 2
4 pleader's guide. [^Book I.
I fing— do thou,, bright Phcebus, deign
To (hine for once in Chanc'ry-lane ;
And, Clio, if your pipe you'll lend
To Mercury, the Lawyer's friend,
That ' Ufher of the golden Rod,
Of Gain and Eloquence the God,
Shall lead my fteps with guidance fure.
Safe through the ' palpable obfcure,
And take my Parchments for his labour
To cover your harmonious Tabor—
*' PiNDUS to wit;'— or where you chufe,—
At Lincoln's Inn, or Arethufe,
For Bards and Lawyers both with cafe
May place the ' Venue where they pleafe ;
-Virgaque levem coerces
Aurea turbam. H"^- ^^'''
b And through the palpable obfcure find out
His uncouth way. Milton, b. ii. v. 405.
» Venue or -vifne, In Latin, -vidnetum, is the neighbour-
hood in which the Declaration ftates the Caufe of Adion
to have arifen. and is prefixed to the margin of every
Declaration with a5nAr./, as «' Pindus to wit" above.
LeB. L~] pleader's guide- 5
"" No matter where an Aftion 's laid,
A Contrail or a Poem made :
Is there a proud o'erbearing wight
Who tramples on his neighbour's right,
Superior in his own Opinion
To Lawyers, and the Law's Dominion ?
Say what compulfive mode of a6lion
Muft give the injured fatisfaftion ;
What forms, what fi61ions muft combine
To make the parties ^ Ilfue join.
* No matter nvhere — This muft be underftood of perfonal
or tranfirory adtions which relate to Goods and Chattels,
as contradiftinguifhed from local, which relate to Lands
and Tenements : of the former cla^s are all Adions of
Covenant, Contra<5l, Annuity, or Debt at large. Voi debi-
turn et contraSim fuit nullius loci. 7 Co. 5. a. 2 In, 229. 2j,
' IJfuejoin — Tffue from the French ijfuer, i. e. emanare,
to flow from. The word ijfue has various fignifications in
Law, it occurs here in its moft general and received fenfs
** a fingle certain and material point iffuing out of the
*' Allegations and Pleas of the Plaintiff and Defendant,
*' confifting regularly upon an Affirmative and Negative
" in a Caufe to be tried by a Jury of twelve men." 1 Inji,
126.
6 pleader's guide. l^Book I,
And better may enable thofe
Who draw their Pleas, or Briefs compofe.
To hold the balance of fuccefs
With fuch precifion and addrefs.
That both the combat may fuflain.
And neither the advantage gain,
But when 'tis o'er and judgment given
The fcales may prove fo juft and even.
That each may venture to make oath
The Law's impartial to them both.
When both in rags their folly rue.
The Viftor, and the Vanquifh'd too.
Hear then, and deign to be my Readers,
Attorneys, Barrilters, and Pleaders,
Shrieves, Juflices, and Civil Doftors,
Surrogates, Delegates, and Pro6lors,
Grave Judges too, with fmiles perufe
The Tallies of a Lawyer's Mufe,
A buxom Lafs, who fain would make
Your fober fides with Laughter fhake ;
And, good my Lords, be kind and gracious.
And though You deem her contumacious.
LeB, /.] pleader's guide. 7
Ne'er to the Fleet, or Bridewell fend her.
But fpare a ludicrous offender.
Who longs to make your mufcles play,
And give your Cheeks a holiday.
Hear me, ye Wits, and Critics too.
And learned ' Dames in Stocking blue.
And you, ye Bards, my book who dip in.
In hopes to catch its Author tripping,
Some Mercy ftill, and Juflice fhew him.
And purchafe ere you damn his Poem.
But, chiefly thou, dear Job, my Friend,
My Kinfman, to my Verfe attend ;
By Education form'd to fliine ,
Confpicuous in the Pleading Line,
For you, from five years old to twenty.
Were cramm'd with Latin words in plenty.
Were bound apprentice to the Mufes,
And forc'd with hard words, blows, and
bruifes.
To labour on Poetic ground,
Daftyls and Spondees to confound.
8 pleader's guide. \JBook L
And when become in Fiftions wife.
In Pagan hiftories and lies.
Were fent to dive at Granta's cells.
For Truth in Diale6lic wells.
There duly bound for four years more
To ply the Philofophic oar,
Points metaphyfical to moot.
Chop Logic, wrangle, and difpute ;
And now, by far the mod ambitious
Of all the fons of Bergerfdicius,
Prefent the Law with all the knowledge
You gather'd both at School and College,
Still bent on adding to your (lore
The Graces of a Pleader's lore;
And, better to improve your talle.
Are by your Parent's fondnefs plac'd
Among the bleft, the chofen few,
(Bleft:, ^ if their happinefs they knew,)
Who for three hundred Guineas paid
To fome great Mailer of the Trade,
Have, at his rooms, by y^fc/^/ Favour,
His leave to ufe their beft endeavour
"^ Sua fi bona no'rint. Virg,
LeB, /.] pleader's guide. 9
By drawing Pleas, from nine till four.
To earn him twice three hundred more.
And, after dinner, may repair
To ^ore/aid rooms, and then and therg
Have 'fore/aid leave, from five till ten.
To draw th' aforefaid Pleas again ;
While thus your blifsful hours run on
Till three improving years are gone.
Permit me, with thefe rhymes, awhile.
Your leifure moments to beguile.
And guide your bold adventurous ways
Safe through that wide and pathlefs maze
Where Law and Cuftom, Truth and Fi6lion,
Craft, Juftice, Strife, and Contradiftion,
With every bleffing of Confufion,
Qjirk, Error, Quibble, and Delufion,
Are all, if rightly underflood,
Confpiring for the public Good,
Like jarring Minillers of State,
'Mid Anger, Jealoufy, and Hate,
In friendly Coalition join'd.
To harmonize and blefs mankind.
10 pleader's guide. \_Book I,
LECTURE II.
0/ the King, and his Prerogative — Of the
Civil and Municipal adminijlration of
public Juflicey allegorically delineated and
compared.
1 HE ' King, o'er ev'ry Caufe fupreme.
Be firft the Prelude of my Theme,
In Him, fans ' Laches or ' Misfeafance,
Refides ideal ^ Omniprefence ;
^ 'Em Aiog ap^u)fji.Eias — A Writ fo called from the moft operative word
in it, is of two forts, the one a Capias ad Refpondendum,
before judgment, being a Procefs to compel the Defendant
to anfwer, as it occurs in this place, and the other a
Capias ad SatisfacieTidum, which is a Writ of Execution.
The pracice here alluded to, is that which is now in ufe,
and was introduced on the difcontinuance of real Pledges,
for eafe and expedition, whereby the Original is become in
effeft a mere ufelefs and unnecefTary procefs, but neverthe-
lefs confidexed as indifpenfable in warranting the Capias,
and giving the Court Jurifdiclion, and is therefore fup-
Le^,IV.~\ pleader's guide. 41
To juftify the Court's proceedings.
Its Forms, its ProcefTes, and Pleadings,
And thus, by ways and means unknown
To all but Heroes of the Gown,
A Viftory full oft is won
Ere Battle fairly is begun ;
Tis true, the wifdom of our Laws
Has made the Effeft precede the Caufe,
But let this Solecifm pafs —
*" I ft Ji Eli one cequitas —
pofed to be aftually fubfifting before the Capias is fued out,
although it is notorious that after the Roll is made up,
the Curfitor makes out the Original to warrant the
Capias, and delivers it to the Filazer to be filed with the
Ciijios Bre'vium.
'^ In fiSlione Juris conjiftit <:equitas — Legal fiiiions are
grounded on Principles of Equity
42 pleader's guide. l^Book I.
LECTURE V.
Procefs continued — Of the Writs Latitat —
Capias — Quo Minus — OJ filing Common
Bail — OJ Special Eail^ or Bail to the Ac-
tion.
JLlGHT lie the fculptur'd Marble o'er his
Breaft,
Blaz'd be his Virtues, and his Sins fupprefs'd.
And wherefoe'er his bones are laid
Thrice honour'd be that Lawyer's Shade,
Who Truth with Nonfenfe firft combin'd.
And Equity with Fiftion join'd.
And had the goodnefs to alTign us
* Latitat/ Capias, and ^ Quo minus!
* Latitat — A Writ fo termed becaufe it fuggefts, as
the ground of the power therein given to the ; herifF, A
Fiction in Law, viz. that the Defendant is not to be
found in the County of JVliddlefex to be taken by Bill of
Le^. V.'\ pleader's guide. 43
Melodious Sounds ! at once they cheer
My Spirits, and regale mine ear.
What Bard howe'er in Ficlion vers'd,
By xhywitfuhppendd, and coerc'd,
Middlefex, as it is called, but lurks and lies hid, or, as
it is exprefled. runs up and do~Mn fecretinghimjilf, within the
Bailiwick of the Sheriff, to whom the writ is direfted.
F. N. B. 78- It is in praftice the firft procefs in order to
compel an appearance in the King's Bench, in the like
manner as the Capias is in the Common Pleas : the Capiat
proceeds as was before fhewn upon a Fidion, that the
Original had been previoufly fued out, and the Latitat
iffues in the King's Bench upon the like FiSion, that the
Bill, which is called the Bill of Middlefex in that Court,
has af^ually iffued to the Sheriff of that County, and been
returned as ineffedual.
^ Capias — Vid. ante, p. 40, in notes.
^ ^0 Minus — Is the firft Procefs in the Exchequer, as
the Latitat is in the King's Bench j it iffues upon a furmife
that the Plaintiff is the King's Debtor, which ferves to give
the Court a Jurifdidion. It is called ^0 Minus becaufe
the Plaintiff, being for this reafon fuppofed to be the King's
Debtor, it is fuggefted as of courre> that he is the lefs
able to pay the Debt by reafon of the Injury complained of
in the Adion.
44 pleader's guide. [^Book 1,
Due homage to their worth (hall pay
And all their various powers difplay ?
If haply yohn-a-Stile provoke
The legal fight 'gainft John-a-Noke,
The Latitat the foe befieges
And baffles him in Banco Regis.
Skill'd with '^ Ac-Etiams to perplex
And foil with ' Bills of Middle/ex,
^ Ac-Etiam — An Ac-Etiam is a Claufe inferted in the
Latitat, by virtue of the 13th Car. 2. c- 2. which enadlsi
that no writ of Trefpafsfhould hold Defendant to bail, &c.
any further than an Appearance, unlefs the true Caufe of
Aclion was exprefied in the Writ. And therefore in a
Latitat \t runs thus, after the words to anfwer A. B. in a
Plea, &c. And A lso to a Bill of the faid A. againft the faid
B. to be exhibited according to the Cuftom of our Court
before us for j^ upon promifes, or debt, as the Cafe
may be.
5 BillofMiddlefex—k Bill of Mid dlf ex is a Precept di-
refted or prefumed to be direfted to the Sheriff of that
County in which the Court of King's Bench fits, for if
it fat in any other County, it would be termed a Bill of
that County ; it is called a Bill, and fignedPf^ Rillamy to
diftingulfti it from the Original. It formerly iffued to war-
rant the Tejlatum, or as it is now called the Latitat, of
Led. V.~] pleader's guide. 45
Quo MINUS guides the wordy war
And ^ mates him at th' Exchequer Bar,
While Capias is rejoic'd to feize
And plunder him at ' Common Fleas :
Nor will it boot th' indignant Noke
Or God or Goddefs to invoke.
Nor God nor Goddefs fhall convey
His perfon from th' impending fray,
Doom'd in the A6lion to appear,
='E'en though the ambient Cloud he wear.
rio^^yv y\z^a xtui. ^1>j(x (ppovk^g ^Ooucm. Hom.
At Venus obfcuro gradientes acre fepfit
Et multo nebulae circum Dea fudit amiatu.
ViRG. Mn,
which above ; but modern praftice has confolidated the
two writs in Effeft, by reciting in the Latitat that the Bill
ofMiddleft'x has already iffiied, which is generally y^^.
^ Mates him — The Exchequer took its name a Tabula
ad qtiam njftdebant. Camden Brit. p. 113. The Table is
covered with cloth refembling a Chefs board, whereon
when certain of the King's accounts are made up, the fums
are marked and fcored with Counters. Blue. Com. vol. 5.
p. 44.
' Common Pleas — Communia Placita, the Court of Com-
mon Pleas holds connufance of all Pleas which are not of
46 pleader's guide. ^Book L
Which Laertiades of yore.
Or Citherea's OEspring wore.
For lo ! a grifly Shrieval Band
That round the feat of Juftice ftand,
' Give dreadful Note of Preparation
hxiAfummons him to litigation.
Force him the doubtful war to wage.
To file his ' Sureties and engage,
Or if the Summons he refifts,
*° Enter his name upon the Lifts,
the Crown, and which being between fubjeft and fubjeft,
are properly denominated Common PI as. Some have fup-
pofed that the word Pleas is Ihort for the word Pleafures,
and that the term Common t hast as applied to the prafticc
of the Court, means the Pleajura of the Community.
^ Note of Preparation— TYt Englijli Notice is here alluded
to, which is ufed in all cafes where the Defendant is not
to be held to Bail.
9 Sureties — Viz. Common Bail, MeJJ'rs. John Doe and
Richard Roe.
'° Enter his name — In cafe the Defcdant fails to file
Common bad ox enter his Appearafice, the otatate f2 Geo.
Firft, empowers the Plaintiff to f«/fr«« Appearance for him y
LeEt. V.'] pleader's guide. 47
Where each blefl FiEiion is enroU'd
The legal confli6l to uphold.
All for the wifefl ends conftruded.
That Suits may better be conduced.
That every Lawyer in his Station
May reap the fruits of his Vocation,
That Pleas, and Pleaders may prevail.
And Juftice equal hold her golden Scale,
But yet alas ! not all confpire
Such les^al wifdom to admire.
There are of Writs who difapprove,
" Dread Bail below and Bail above.
and to leave a Declaration in the proper Office, and upon
giving him Notice to plead thereto, to proceed to Judg-
ment.
" Bail heloiv and bail abo've — The word 5<7/7 is derived
from the French bailler, to deli'very becaufe the Defendant
uhen arreftcd, is delivered over to his Sureties, who bind
themfelves for his forth-coming at a day and place certain.
Bail beloiu is the Bail to the Sheriff, taken by him, upon
the Execution of the Writ of Arreft. This fpecies of Bail
is called Special, as contradiftinguilhed from Common Bail,
beforementioned, the Sureties being real and fubftantial
bondfmen, and not fiflitious, as in the cafe oi Common Bail-
48 pleader's guide. \_Book I,
Whom worfe than Goblins damn'd, the fight
Of Sheriff's myrmidons affright.
The filver Tag, and vermil Stamp
Chill to the foul with horror damp :
Thefe fcent the Procefs from afar.
And fly the Din of Parchment War.
But let the Plaintiff, ere he fue
In del?t or cafe for money due.
Swear to the fum, the writ indorfe.
And let the Shrieve faid writ enforce.
Be quick to execute, but flow
To take the proffer d bail 6e/oWj
Bail aio-ue is the Bail in Court, upon the Defendant's ap-
pearance at the return of the Writ, or four days after.
It is likewife termed Bmi to the Adion, and is efFefted by
what is called Jiifiijying Bail, or the Oath of the Sureties
upon examination as to their competency and refponfibility.
" In debt, &c. — By Debt, or aftion of Debt, is meant
an Aftion for a determinate fpecific fum, and is ufually
brought upon Specialties, i. e. Debts arifing upon Deeds
and Inftruments under feal ; the ordinary remedy for inde-
terminate fums is by Action on the Caji^ as it is called, i e.
upon the particular circumftances of the cafe this remedy is
Le^. F.] pleader's guide. 49
Left with the Plaintiff's Suit embroil'd,
The * ^ Shrieve at his own weapons foil'd,
The bond aftign'd, the Debtor fled,
Himfelf Defendant in his ftead.
granred at Common Law, and by virtue of the Statute of
Weftminfter, the fecond, 13 Ed. I. &c.
By 1 2 Geo. I. the Plaintiff is obliged to make affidavit
of his Debt, and that the fum due is ^10. or upwards,
before he is entitled to hold Defendant to Bail, and if he
is defirous of taking a Security above £^0. he is by the
Statute of 13 Car. II. c, 2. obliged not only to fwear to
the Sum, but have it inferted in the body of the Writ, or
Procefs. The Pratlice is to mark the Sum fworn to by
the Plaintiff on the back of the Writ, e. gr. Rail by Affi.
da'vit affiled for £10. and the Sheriff is then required to
arreft the Defendant ; where the Debt is under j^ 10. the
Defendant can only be ferved with a Copy of the Writ or
Procefs, with an Englifh Notice fubjoined.
'5 The Shrievet &c. — If the Sheriff accept bail, which
afterward prove infolvent, and does not caufe fufRcient bail
to be put in above, he will be himfelf refponfible to the
Plaintiff.
The Sheriff is liable to an Aftion for taking infufficient
Bail, as well as to Amerciament, Raymond 425. Salk,
99. Sid. 96. 2 Saund, 58, 59.
E
50 pleader's guide. [Book L
Be doom'd with curfes to bewail
The horrors of infolvent Bail,
His folly to his Coft expofe.
And bear the weight of others' woes ;
Till by the Plaintiff vex'd, and fped,
Frefh Suits impending o'er his head.
He feels in dreams, or feems to feel
'^ His own Bum-bailifiPat his heel.
Flies his own writs, and ftrives to fhun
Th' ideal form of frightful Dun,
"Which e'en in Sleep his arm affails.
Nor aught his Shrieval wand avails
To conjure down the redlefs Sprite,
Or fpeed him in his fancied flight.
'■♦ Bum-lailiffy is a corruption of the word bound-bai-
lifF, or fpecial bailiff, as contradiftinguiihed from the Bailiff
of a Hundred,
Ledi. Vir\ pleader's guide. 51
LECTURE VI.
Of Procefs againjl privileged Perfons — Of the
Distringas — Its phyfcal and chirurgical
Qualities — Procefs to Outlawry, and the
Party's Appearance upon the Capias Utla-
GATUM.
J_,IVES there a Senator unplac'd,
Already ruin'd and difgrac'd,
A Legiflator who retires
Before his Privilege expires.
Sans Houfe, fans Land, fans Goods and
Chattels,
Or party friend to fight his battles ?
No writ his footfteps can detain.
No procefs can his Skin diftrain.
And though a fudden Dissolution,
Might fit him for an Execution,
'Twere beft a prudent courfe to take.
And fpare him for his Country's fake,
E 2
52 pleader's guide. [^Book I.
For could a Member's fkin when dried
Make Parchment like * John Zifca's hide.
Would it not favour of extortion
Should ev'ry Lawyer take his portion ?
Great heroes howfoe'er inclin'd
To harafs and deflroy mankind.
Ne'er flefh the fleel, or roll the thunder,
Without fome hopes of fame and plunder.
And Lawyers who no lefs delight in
The Trade of quarrelling and fighting,
Should be as kind and tender hearted
To thofe who with their Cafh have parted,
Ne'er from the paths of Honor fwerve,
But hold compalfion in referve.
And where they fee no hopes of booty
Abate the rigour of their duty.
Tis true, there are, in whom you'll find
Birth, rplendor, pride, and meannefs join'd.
' John Zifca — This anecdote of John Zifca is recorded
in Mr. Burke's celebrated letter to the Duke of Bedford,
which leaves little room to doubt but that this very eminent
and ingenious writer muft have obtained a fight of Mr.
Surrebutter's Profeffional Lectures in the original M.S.
Led. VL] pleader's guide. 53
Who Writs by Privilege elude.
Yet labour for the public Good,
Againft a Nation's debts inveigh.
Yet fcorn a Tradefman's bill to pay,
Who pains and penalties create
For grand Defaulters in the State,
Yet fain would 'fcape the Sheriff's fearch
And leave a Plaintiff in the lurch ;
But thou, O Shrieve, art not the fon
Of that wife Jew King Solomon,
Nor canft thou claim the leaft pretence
To Common Law or common fenfe \
Shouldft thou one legal ftep negle6l
Their ftubborn humours to corre6i:,
Takeyour' Dist ring as, come athwart em
And o^Qidite. fecundii?n artem :
* Dijtnngas, or Difaefs injinitt — This Writ commands
the She riff to diflrain the Defendant from time to time,
and continually afterwards, by taking his goods and the
profits of his Lands which are called Iffuesy and which by
the Common Law he forfeits to the King; but the Court
may direft the Ifuzs to be fold to defray xha reafonable
cofta of the PlainciiF. Rl. Cam,,
54 pleader's guide. \^Book L
You'll find it, in its full extent,
A pretty ufeful inftrument,
For making I/fues with, the quicker
To drain their Cafii into th' Exchequer,
With this fame inilrument purfue 'em.
And drain them till you quite undo 'em ;
Work them, till thoroughly aggriev'd.
Of goods and chattels they're bereav'd :
In every legal operation
There's nothing like evacuation.
But is there one who unprote6led
Has long his Creditors neglefted.
Without the privilege to fliine
Or flumber in St. Stephen's (hrine,
A lazy wight, of fnugnefs fond.
Who'd fain from love of eafe abfcond,
And jufl has learn'd enough of Law
To make him all its ways abhor.
Has heard that ^ Qimre clai^fum fregit
May breed a monfter call'd " Elegit,
^ Qjiiare daufum [regit — The V^ntoi Capias before men-
tioned as the leading procefs of the Court, is here alluded
Led, F/.J pleader's guide. ^^
Conceives that ^ Ca fas are vexatious,
And fhudders at a "" fieri facias?
If rich, do thou O Shrieve make fure
His goods or perfon to fecure.
Give Him by way of how d'ye do
A fmack of your Distrixngas too,
to under a different name ; if the Defendant is to be held
to bail, it is ufed with an ac. Eliam, (of which before) and
is called a bailable Capias ; if not, the EngliJJi Notice is fub-
joined, in lieu of the ac Edam., in purfuance of the 1 2
Geo. 1. and it is then called a common Claujum Jregit .
^ Elegit — Is a Writ of Execution againfl: the Goods and
Chattels, and alfo one half of the Defendants Lands, to be
held by the Plaintiff until the Debt or Damages and Cofts
are fatisfied.
5 C a' fa's — A Ca' fa' as it is called, or Capias atfatisfa-
ciendiim, is a Writ of Execution direfted againft the Body
of the Defendant, in fatisfadion of the Plaintiff's debt.
^ A Fim/<2a<2J is another Writ of Execution, diredling
the Sheriff to caufe to be made or levied, (facias ferij,
from the goods and chattels of the Defendant fufficient to
fatisfy the Plaintiff's debt and damages.
^6 pleader's guide. \_Book I,
But firft ' attach him, and attend
With Capias ad Refpondend\
Let loofe the Dogs of War and furies,
'Testatum, Alias, andPLURiES;
' Attack him — The Student willobferve the order of the
Procefs to Outlawry regularly purfued ; but it would fwell
thefe Notes to an inconvenient length, were the Editor to
dwell longer in detail upon the fubjeft than may be abfo-
lutely neceflary to illuftrate the Text. The Original or
Precipe has been already mentioned, which is followed by
the Attachment, or writ of Pone ; the Dijlringas and Capias
adfatisjacicndum, concerningwhich we have already treated.
* Tefcatum, or iejlatum Capias^ is a fecond Writ of Capias,
direfted to the Sheriff of another County upon the return
of the firft Capias, and is fo called from the principal word
that occurs in it ; it recites the former writ, and ftates that
it is tejlified or (te/iatum ejl) that the Defendant lurks or
wanders in the bailiwick of the Sheriff to whom the Writ is
dire Minors — The Major Excommunication feparates thofe
on whom it is inflided, not only from the Myftical Body
of the Church, and from Spiritual Communion, but alfo
from the fociety of the faithful: the Minor, or leffer Ex-
communication feparates only from the paffive Communion
or receiving of the facrament* — Thefe may be inflifted by
Le5l. VIIir\ pleader's guide. 73
And lapt in fmoke, and vapours dank.
Pore over Lindwood andLANFRANC. —
But foft awhile, methinks Dear Job,
Our Brethren of the Scarlet Robe,
Luird by the mufic of my numbers.
Seem to refume their wonted Slumbers ;
Good Mercury, with caution tread,
And Morpheus wave thy Wand of Lead ;
While they enjoy their meditations.
We Tcape their Excommunications.
Meanwhile do thou the "^ Tale declare,
Meet weapons of offence prepare.
Open your budget of Refources,
Mufter your powers, colle6l your forces.
fentence of the Ecclefiaftical Judge — Vid. Lindwood de
Senten. Excom. C. Ult. Glofs. Wefembery and Lanfranc —
Authorities greatly relied on in matters of fpiritual Cog-
nizance, and the pradice of the Ecclefiaftical Courts.
-* Tale — The Tale or Narration contains the Story of the
Plaintiff 's Cafe, and is more commonly called the Decla-
ration ^
74 pleader's guide. If^Book /.
The Truth, and all the Truth, difcover.
And add fuch flouriflies moreover.
Such aggravations, and additions,
Embellifliments, and repetitions,
As youthful Fancy oft begets
On fome young Special Pleader's wits.
Which ferve like notes of Commentators,
Orfpeeches of confus'd Debaters,
To puzzle e'en by Explanation,
And darken by Elucidation,
For puzz'ling oft becomes your duty.
And makes Obfcurity a beauty ;
And truft me 'tis of wond'rous ufe
By Nonfenfe to improve Abufe,
As I, thank Heaven, fo oft have done.
And worthily my Race have run.
Then let us pray for writ of 'Pone,
John Doe andRicHARo Roe his Crony,
^ Pone — The Pone is the Writ of Attachment before
mentioned, it is fo called from the words of the Writ,
Le6i, VIII^ pleader's guide. 75
Good men, and true, who never fail
The needy and diftrefs'd to bail,
Dire6t unfeen the dire difpute.
And pledge their names in ev'ry fuit —
Sure 'tis not all a vain delufion,
Romance, and fable ^Roficrufian,
That fpirits do exift without,
Haunt us, and watch our whereabout ^
Witnefs ye vifionary pair,
Ye floating forms that light as air.
Dwell infome Special Pleader's brain;
Am I deceived ? or are ye twain
The reftlefs and perturbed Sprites
The manes of departed Knights,
Erfl of the Poll? whofe frauds and lies
Falfe Pleas, falfe Oaths, and Alibis
Pone per vadium & faivos pLegios, " Put by Gage and Jaje
Pledges, A. B/'
John Doe and Richard Roe.
^ Roficrufian — For an account of the Theory of the Ro-
ficrufian fyftem, fee Pope's Rape of the Lock.
'j6 pleader's guide. \_Book L
Rais'd ye in Life above your Peers,
And launch'd ye tow'rds the ftarry Spheres,
Then to thofe manfions " unanneal'd,"
Where unrepented fins are feal'd :
Say, wherefore in your days of flefh
Cut off, while yet your fins were frefh.
Ye vifit thus the realms of Day,
Shaking with fear our frames of Clay,
Still doom'd in penal Ink to linger.
And hover round a Pleader's finger.
Or on a Writ impal'd, and wedg'd.
For Plaintiff's Profecution pledg'd.
Aid and abett the purpos'd ill.
And works of Enmity fulfil.
Sill doom'd to hitch in Declaration,
And drive your ancient Occupation ?
While thus to you I raife my Voice,
Methinks I fee the Ghofl:s rejoice
Of Lawyers erfi: in Fi61ion bold,
Levinz, and Lutwyche, Pleaders old.
With Writs and Entries round him fpread.
See plodding Saunders rears his head.
Le^i. VIII.'] pleader's guide. 77
Lo ! Ventris wakes ! before mine eyes
Brown, Lilly, andBoHUN arife.
Each in his Parchment fhroud appears.
Some with their Ouills behind their ears,
Flourifli their velvet Caps on high,
Some wave their grizzel wigs, and cry-
Hail happy Pair ! the Glory, and the Boaft,
The Strength and Bulwark of the legal Hoft,
Like 'Saul and Jonathan in Friendfhip
tried,
Pleafant ye lived, and undivided died !
While Pillories fhall yawn, where eril ye flood.
And brav'd the torrent of o'erwhelming mud.
While gaming Peers, and ' Dames of noble
Race,
Shall ftrive to merit that exalted Place ;
"^ Saul — "Saul and Jonathan were pleafant in their Lives,
and in their Death they were not divided." 2d Samuel.
c. 1. V. 23.
* Dames — Mr. Surrebutter in this paffage feems to
have contemplated the probability of certain Charaders of
both Sexes in the falhionable World, exhibiting their Per-
78 pleader's guide. [^Book I.
While righteous Scriv'ners, who when Sun-
day (hines.
Pore o'er their Bills, and turn their nouorhts
to nines,
(Their unpaid Bills, which long have
learn'd to grow
Fader than Poplars on the banks of Po),
Freely fhall lend their charitable aid.
To young Profeflbrs of the gambling trade ;
While Writs (hall laft, and Ufury fhall thrive,
k Your name, your honor, and your praife
fhall live:
•• Semper honos, nomenque tuum, laudefque manebunt.
ViRG.
fons in the Pillory for keeping public Gaming Tables. It
is written in the true Spirit of Prophecy, and from a late
Declaration of a learned and noble Judge, (no lefs diftin-
guifhcd for his impartial and independent Spirit, than
for his great zeal and earneftnefs for Juftice) the Editor
very fincerely hopes Mr. Surrebutter's Prophecy will
be (hortly fulfilled.
Le5t. VIIIJ] pleader's guide. 79
Jailers (hall fmile, and with BumbailifFs
raife
Their iron voices to record your Praife,
Whom Law united, nor the Grave can fever,
" All hail John Doe, and Richard Roe
for ever."
END OF THE FIRST BOOK,
ADVERTISEMENT.
IF this Jirjl Book of Mr. Surrebutter's
LeBitres JJiould meet with a favourable Reception
from the refpedlable and liberal Profeffors of
the Law\ the fecond Book -will in due 'Time he fub^
mitted to their Periifaly in which will be contained
the further ConduB of a Suit at Lazvy zvith the
Arguments of Counsellor Bother'um a7id
Counsellor Bore'um, in an Action betneen
John-a-Gull, a7id John-a-Gudgeon, for Af~
fault and Battery^ ^c.
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