L4AC> A: a; o; 0: o: 3; 2; 1 ^ 9; 5: Anstey Pleader's guide difomia ional lity ^e^U THE LIBRARY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA LOS ANGELES THE PLEADER'S GUIDE, A DIDACTIC POEM, IN TWO BOOKS, CONTAINING THE CONDUCT OF A SUIT AT LAW, PFith the Arguments of COUNSELLOR BOTHER'UM, AND COUNSELLOR BORE'UM, IN AN ACTION BETWIXT JOHN-a-GULL, and JOHN-a-GUDGEON, For ASSAULT and BATTERY, at a late Contejied EleSiion. BY THE LATE JOHN SURREBUTTER, Esq. SPECIAL PLEADER, and BARRISTER AT LAW, LOl^DON: BRINTED FOR T. CADELL, JUN. AND W. DAVIES, (SUCCESSORS TO MR.CADELL) IN THE STRAND. 1796. % €nteret! at ©tationer'g f^$M 623/ ^'1 TO THE READER. 1 HE following produftion of die late ingenious Mr. Surrebutter, Special Pleader, and Barrifter at Law, is fubmit- ted to your perufal in the precife form in which it was found among the Author's Papers at his deceafe. The Poem is di- vided into two Books, each of which is fubdivided into eight Parts, being the fubftance of a Courfe of Ledures original- ly intended for the ufe of his kinfman. IV TO THE READER. Mr. Job Surrebutter, to whom they are particularly addreffed. An Explana- tion of the technical terms, and legal references, as they occur in the courfe of the work, are fubjoined by your humble fervant, THE EDITOR. C V ] SYLLABUS OF Mr. SURREBUTTER'S PROFESSIONAL LECTURES, LECTURE L iVlR. Surrebutter propofes the Plan of his Ledures — His addrefs to the Gentlemen of the Law, particularly to his kinfman Mr. Job Surrebutter — The Plan of Mr. Job's Education for the ftudy of the Law com- mended — The fuperior advantages of his lituation as a Special Pleader's Pupil. Vi SYLLABUS. LECTURE II. Of the King, and his Prerogative — Of the Civil and Municipal adminiftration of public Juftice, allegorically delineated and compared. LECTURE IIL Connparifon continued — Of the Civil Law Procefs — Excommunication — Serious ad- drefs to the Civilians, with certain weighty- Interrogatories — Mr. Surrebutter's per- fonal fuperiority as a Common Lawyer — Counfellor Bother'um, and Counfellor Bore'um propofed to Mr. Job Surrebut- ter as models for his imitation. LECTURE IV. Of the Common Law procefs — Invocation to an Infernal Spirit — Of the Original, or SYLLABUS. Vll Original Writ, and Procefs thereon — The High Sheriff and his executive Power — Of Law Fidions. LECTURE V. Procefs continued — Of the Writs Latitat — Capias — Quo Minus — Of filing Common Bail — Of Special Bail, or Bail to the A^ion, LECTURE VL Of Procefs againfl: Privileged Perfons — Of the Distringas — Its Phyfical and Chirur- gical Qualities. Procefs to Outlawry ^ and the Party's Appearance upon the Capias Utlagatum. LECTURE VIL An Epifode, containing authentic Memoirs of Mr. Surrebutter's profeflional Career. Vm SYLLABUS. LECTURE VIII. Memoirs continued — Mr. Surrebutter is called to the Bar — Goes the Circuit — The Character of Mr. Joseph Ferret, a Coun- try Attorney — Subjedl refumed — Inftruc- tions to Mr. Job Surrebutter in the Art of Special Pleading — Messrs. John Doe and Richard Roe — Conclufion of the Firft Book. THE PLEADER^s GUIDE. BOOK I. B THE. PLEADER'S GUIDE, BOOK L LECTURE I. Mr. Surrebutter propofes the plan of his leBures : his addrefs to the Gentlemen of the LaWy particularly to his kinfmaUy Mr. Job Surrebutter — The plan of Mr. Job's education for the fludy of the Law commend^ ed — Thefupcrior advantages of his fituation as 4? Special Pleader's Pupil. yJF legal Fi6lions, Quirks, and Glofles, Attorney s gains, and Client's lofles. Of Suits created, loft, and won. How to undo, and be undone. Whether by Common Law, or Civil A man goes fooner to the Devil, Things which few mortals can difclofe In Verfe, or comprehend in Profe, B 2 4 pleader's guide. [^Book I. I fing— do thou,, bright Phcebus, deign To (hine for once in Chanc'ry-lane ; And, Clio, if your pipe you'll lend To Mercury, the Lawyer's friend, That ' Ufher of the golden Rod, Of Gain and Eloquence the God, Shall lead my fteps with guidance fure. Safe through the ' palpable obfcure, And take my Parchments for his labour To cover your harmonious Tabor— *' PiNDUS to wit;'— or where you chufe,— At Lincoln's Inn, or Arethufe, For Bards and Lawyers both with cafe May place the ' Venue where they pleafe ; -Virgaque levem coerces Aurea turbam. H"^- ^^''' b And through the palpable obfcure find out His uncouth way. Milton, b. ii. v. 405. » Venue or -vifne, In Latin, -vidnetum, is the neighbour- hood in which the Declaration ftates the Caufe of Adion to have arifen. and is prefixed to the margin of every Declaration with a5nAr./, as «' Pindus to wit" above. LeB. L~] pleader's guide- 5 "" No matter where an Aftion 's laid, A Contrail or a Poem made : Is there a proud o'erbearing wight Who tramples on his neighbour's right, Superior in his own Opinion To Lawyers, and the Law's Dominion ? Say what compulfive mode of a6lion Muft give the injured fatisfaftion ; What forms, what fi61ions muft combine To make the parties ^ Ilfue join. * No matter nvhere — This muft be underftood of perfonal or tranfirory adtions which relate to Goods and Chattels, as contradiftinguifhed from local, which relate to Lands and Tenements : of the former cla^s are all Adions of Covenant, Contra<5l, Annuity, or Debt at large. Voi debi- turn et contraSim fuit nullius loci. 7 Co. 5. a. 2 In, 229. 2j, ' IJfuejoin — Tffue from the French ijfuer, i. e. emanare, to flow from. The word ijfue has various fignifications in Law, it occurs here in its moft general and received fenfs ** a fingle certain and material point iffuing out of the *' Allegations and Pleas of the Plaintiff and Defendant, *' confifting regularly upon an Affirmative and Negative " in a Caufe to be tried by a Jury of twelve men." 1 Inji, 126. 6 pleader's guide. l^Book I, And better may enable thofe Who draw their Pleas, or Briefs compofe. To hold the balance of fuccefs With fuch precifion and addrefs. That both the combat may fuflain. And neither the advantage gain, But when 'tis o'er and judgment given The fcales may prove fo juft and even. That each may venture to make oath The Law's impartial to them both. When both in rags their folly rue. The Viftor, and the Vanquifh'd too. Hear then, and deign to be my Readers, Attorneys, Barrilters, and Pleaders, Shrieves, Juflices, and Civil Doftors, Surrogates, Delegates, and Pro6lors, Grave Judges too, with fmiles perufe The Tallies of a Lawyer's Mufe, A buxom Lafs, who fain would make Your fober fides with Laughter fhake ; And, good my Lords, be kind and gracious. And though You deem her contumacious. LeB, /.] pleader's guide. 7 Ne'er to the Fleet, or Bridewell fend her. But fpare a ludicrous offender. Who longs to make your mufcles play, And give your Cheeks a holiday. Hear me, ye Wits, and Critics too. And learned ' Dames in Stocking blue. And you, ye Bards, my book who dip in. In hopes to catch its Author tripping, Some Mercy ftill, and Juflice fhew him. And purchafe ere you damn his Poem. But, chiefly thou, dear Job, my Friend, My Kinfman, to my Verfe attend ; By Education form'd to fliine , Confpicuous in the Pleading Line, For you, from five years old to twenty. Were cramm'd with Latin words in plenty. Were bound apprentice to the Mufes, And forc'd with hard words, blows, and bruifes. To labour on Poetic ground, Daftyls and Spondees to confound. 8 pleader's guide. \JBook L And when become in Fiftions wife. In Pagan hiftories and lies. Were fent to dive at Granta's cells. For Truth in Diale6lic wells. There duly bound for four years more To ply the Philofophic oar, Points metaphyfical to moot. Chop Logic, wrangle, and difpute ; And now, by far the mod ambitious Of all the fons of Bergerfdicius, Prefent the Law with all the knowledge You gather'd both at School and College, Still bent on adding to your (lore The Graces of a Pleader's lore; And, better to improve your talle. Are by your Parent's fondnefs plac'd Among the bleft, the chofen few, (Bleft:, ^ if their happinefs they knew,) Who for three hundred Guineas paid To fome great Mailer of the Trade, Have, at his rooms, by y^fc/^/ Favour, His leave to ufe their beft endeavour "^ Sua fi bona no'rint. Virg, LeB, /.] pleader's guide. 9 By drawing Pleas, from nine till four. To earn him twice three hundred more. And, after dinner, may repair To ^ore/aid rooms, and then and therg Have 'fore/aid leave, from five till ten. To draw th' aforefaid Pleas again ; While thus your blifsful hours run on Till three improving years are gone. Permit me, with thefe rhymes, awhile. Your leifure moments to beguile. And guide your bold adventurous ways Safe through that wide and pathlefs maze Where Law and Cuftom, Truth and Fi6lion, Craft, Juftice, Strife, and Contradiftion, With every bleffing of Confufion, Qjirk, Error, Quibble, and Delufion, Are all, if rightly underflood, Confpiring for the public Good, Like jarring Minillers of State, 'Mid Anger, Jealoufy, and Hate, In friendly Coalition join'd. To harmonize and blefs mankind. 10 pleader's guide. \_Book I, LECTURE II. 0/ the King, and his Prerogative — Of the Civil and Municipal adminijlration of public Juflicey allegorically delineated and compared. 1 HE ' King, o'er ev'ry Caufe fupreme. Be firft the Prelude of my Theme, In Him, fans ' Laches or ' Misfeafance, Refides ideal ^ Omniprefence ; ^ 'Em Aiog ap^u)fji.Eias — A Writ fo called from the moft operative word in it, is of two forts, the one a Capias ad Refpondendum, before judgment, being a Procefs to compel the Defendant to anfwer, as it occurs in this place, and the other a Capias ad SatisfacieTidum, which is a Writ of Execution. The pracice here alluded to, is that which is now in ufe, and was introduced on the difcontinuance of real Pledges, for eafe and expedition, whereby the Original is become in effeft a mere ufelefs and unnecefTary procefs, but neverthe- lefs confidexed as indifpenfable in warranting the Capias, and giving the Court Jurifdiclion, and is therefore fup- Le^,IV.~\ pleader's guide. 41 To juftify the Court's proceedings. Its Forms, its ProcefTes, and Pleadings, And thus, by ways and means unknown To all but Heroes of the Gown, A Viftory full oft is won Ere Battle fairly is begun ; Tis true, the wifdom of our Laws Has made the Effeft precede the Caufe, But let this Solecifm pafs — *" I ft Ji Eli one cequitas — pofed to be aftually fubfifting before the Capias is fued out, although it is notorious that after the Roll is made up, the Curfitor makes out the Original to warrant the Capias, and delivers it to the Filazer to be filed with the Ciijios Bre'vium. '^ In fiSlione Juris conjiftit <:equitas — Legal fiiiions are grounded on Principles of Equity 42 pleader's guide. l^Book I. LECTURE V. Procefs continued — Of the Writs Latitat — Capias — Quo Minus — OJ filing Common Bail — OJ Special Eail^ or Bail to the Ac- tion. JLlGHT lie the fculptur'd Marble o'er his Breaft, Blaz'd be his Virtues, and his Sins fupprefs'd. And wherefoe'er his bones are laid Thrice honour'd be that Lawyer's Shade, Who Truth with Nonfenfe firft combin'd. And Equity with Fiftion join'd. And had the goodnefs to alTign us * Latitat/ Capias, and ^ Quo minus! * Latitat — A Writ fo termed becaufe it fuggefts, as the ground of the power therein given to the ; herifF, A Fiction in Law, viz. that the Defendant is not to be found in the County of JVliddlefex to be taken by Bill of Le^. V.'\ pleader's guide. 43 Melodious Sounds ! at once they cheer My Spirits, and regale mine ear. What Bard howe'er in Ficlion vers'd, By xhywitfuhppendd, and coerc'd, Middlefex, as it is called, but lurks and lies hid, or, as it is exprefled. runs up and do~Mn fecretinghimjilf, within the Bailiwick of the Sheriff, to whom the writ is direfted. F. N. B. 78- It is in praftice the firft procefs in order to compel an appearance in the King's Bench, in the like manner as the Capias is in the Common Pleas : the Capiat proceeds as was before fhewn upon a Fidion, that the Original had been previoufly fued out, and the Latitat iffues in the King's Bench upon the like FiSion, that the Bill, which is called the Bill of Middlefex in that Court, has af^ually iffued to the Sheriff of that County, and been returned as ineffedual. ^ Capias — Vid. ante, p. 40, in notes. ^ ^0 Minus — Is the firft Procefs in the Exchequer, as the Latitat is in the King's Bench j it iffues upon a furmife that the Plaintiff is the King's Debtor, which ferves to give the Court a Jurifdidion. It is called ^0 Minus becaufe the Plaintiff, being for this reafon fuppofed to be the King's Debtor, it is fuggefted as of courre> that he is the lefs able to pay the Debt by reafon of the Injury complained of in the Adion. 44 pleader's guide. [^Book 1, Due homage to their worth (hall pay And all their various powers difplay ? If haply yohn-a-Stile provoke The legal fight 'gainft John-a-Noke, The Latitat the foe befieges And baffles him in Banco Regis. Skill'd with '^ Ac-Etiams to perplex And foil with ' Bills of Middle/ex, ^ Ac-Etiam — An Ac-Etiam is a Claufe inferted in the Latitat, by virtue of the 13th Car. 2. c- 2. which enadlsi that no writ of Trefpafsfhould hold Defendant to bail, &c. any further than an Appearance, unlefs the true Caufe of Aclion was exprefied in the Writ. And therefore in a Latitat \t runs thus, after the words to anfwer A. B. in a Plea, &c. And A lso to a Bill of the faid A. againft the faid B. to be exhibited according to the Cuftom of our Court before us for j^ upon promifes, or debt, as the Cafe may be. 5 BillofMiddlefex—k Bill of Mid dlf ex is a Precept di- refted or prefumed to be direfted to the Sheriff of that County in which the Court of King's Bench fits, for if it fat in any other County, it would be termed a Bill of that County ; it is called a Bill, and fignedPf^ Rillamy to diftingulfti it from the Original. It formerly iffued to war- rant the Tejlatum, or as it is now called the Latitat, of Led. V.~] pleader's guide. 45 Quo MINUS guides the wordy war And ^ mates him at th' Exchequer Bar, While Capias is rejoic'd to feize And plunder him at ' Common Fleas : Nor will it boot th' indignant Noke Or God or Goddefs to invoke. Nor God nor Goddefs fhall convey His perfon from th' impending fray, Doom'd in the A6lion to appear, ='E'en though the ambient Cloud he wear. rio^^yv y\z^a xtui. ^1>j(x (ppovk^g ^Ooucm. Hom. At Venus obfcuro gradientes acre fepfit Et multo nebulae circum Dea fudit amiatu. ViRG. Mn, which above ; but modern praftice has confolidated the two writs in Effeft, by reciting in the Latitat that the Bill ofMiddleft'x has already iffiied, which is generally y^^. ^ Mates him — The Exchequer took its name a Tabula ad qtiam njftdebant. Camden Brit. p. 113. The Table is covered with cloth refembling a Chefs board, whereon when certain of the King's accounts are made up, the fums are marked and fcored with Counters. Blue. Com. vol. 5. p. 44. ' Common Pleas — Communia Placita, the Court of Com- mon Pleas holds connufance of all Pleas which are not of 46 pleader's guide. ^Book L Which Laertiades of yore. Or Citherea's OEspring wore. For lo ! a grifly Shrieval Band That round the feat of Juftice ftand, ' Give dreadful Note of Preparation hxiAfummons him to litigation. Force him the doubtful war to wage. To file his ' Sureties and engage, Or if the Summons he refifts, *° Enter his name upon the Lifts, the Crown, and which being between fubjeft and fubjeft, are properly denominated Common PI as. Some have fup- pofed that the word Pleas is Ihort for the word Pleafures, and that the term Common t hast as applied to the prafticc of the Court, means the Pleajura of the Community. ^ Note of Preparation— TYt Englijli Notice is here alluded to, which is ufed in all cafes where the Defendant is not to be held to Bail. 9 Sureties — Viz. Common Bail, MeJJ'rs. John Doe and Richard Roe. '° Enter his name — In cafe the Defcdant fails to file Common bad ox enter his Appearafice, the otatate f2 Geo. Firft, empowers the Plaintiff to f«/fr«« Appearance for him y LeEt. V.'] pleader's guide. 47 Where each blefl FiEiion is enroU'd The legal confli6l to uphold. All for the wifefl ends conftruded. That Suits may better be conduced. That every Lawyer in his Station May reap the fruits of his Vocation, That Pleas, and Pleaders may prevail. And Juftice equal hold her golden Scale, But yet alas ! not all confpire Such les^al wifdom to admire. There are of Writs who difapprove, " Dread Bail below and Bail above. and to leave a Declaration in the proper Office, and upon giving him Notice to plead thereto, to proceed to Judg- ment. " Bail heloiv and bail abo've — The word 5<7/7 is derived from the French bailler, to deli'very becaufe the Defendant uhen arreftcd, is delivered over to his Sureties, who bind themfelves for his forth-coming at a day and place certain. Bail beloiu is the Bail to the Sheriff, taken by him, upon the Execution of the Writ of Arreft. This fpecies of Bail is called Special, as contradiftinguilhed from Common Bail, beforementioned, the Sureties being real and fubftantial bondfmen, and not fiflitious, as in the cafe oi Common Bail- 48 pleader's guide. \_Book I, Whom worfe than Goblins damn'd, the fight Of Sheriff's myrmidons affright. The filver Tag, and vermil Stamp Chill to the foul with horror damp : Thefe fcent the Procefs from afar. And fly the Din of Parchment War. But let the Plaintiff, ere he fue In del?t or cafe for money due. Swear to the fum, the writ indorfe. And let the Shrieve faid writ enforce. Be quick to execute, but flow To take the proffer d bail 6e/oWj Bail aio-ue is the Bail in Court, upon the Defendant's ap- pearance at the return of the Writ, or four days after. It is likewife termed Bmi to the Adion, and is efFefted by what is called Jiifiijying Bail, or the Oath of the Sureties upon examination as to their competency and refponfibility. " In debt, &c. — By Debt, or aftion of Debt, is meant an Aftion for a determinate fpecific fum, and is ufually brought upon Specialties, i. e. Debts arifing upon Deeds and Inftruments under feal ; the ordinary remedy for inde- terminate fums is by Action on the Caji^ as it is called, i e. upon the particular circumftances of the cafe this remedy is Le^. F.] pleader's guide. 49 Left with the Plaintiff's Suit embroil'd, The * ^ Shrieve at his own weapons foil'd, The bond aftign'd, the Debtor fled, Himfelf Defendant in his ftead. granred at Common Law, and by virtue of the Statute of Weftminfter, the fecond, 13 Ed. I. &c. By 1 2 Geo. I. the Plaintiff is obliged to make affidavit of his Debt, and that the fum due is ^10. or upwards, before he is entitled to hold Defendant to Bail, and if he is defirous of taking a Security above £^0. he is by the Statute of 13 Car. II. c, 2. obliged not only to fwear to the Sum, but have it inferted in the body of the Writ, or Procefs. The Pratlice is to mark the Sum fworn to by the Plaintiff on the back of the Writ, e. gr. Rail by Affi. da'vit affiled for £10. and the Sheriff is then required to arreft the Defendant ; where the Debt is under j^ 10. the Defendant can only be ferved with a Copy of the Writ or Procefs, with an Englifh Notice fubjoined. '5 The Shrievet &c. — If the Sheriff accept bail, which afterward prove infolvent, and does not caufe fufRcient bail to be put in above, he will be himfelf refponfible to the Plaintiff. The Sheriff is liable to an Aftion for taking infufficient Bail, as well as to Amerciament, Raymond 425. Salk, 99. Sid. 96. 2 Saund, 58, 59. E 50 pleader's guide. [Book L Be doom'd with curfes to bewail The horrors of infolvent Bail, His folly to his Coft expofe. And bear the weight of others' woes ; Till by the Plaintiff vex'd, and fped, Frefh Suits impending o'er his head. He feels in dreams, or feems to feel '^ His own Bum-bailifiPat his heel. Flies his own writs, and ftrives to fhun Th' ideal form of frightful Dun, "Which e'en in Sleep his arm affails. Nor aught his Shrieval wand avails To conjure down the redlefs Sprite, Or fpeed him in his fancied flight. '■♦ Bum-lailiffy is a corruption of the word bound-bai- lifF, or fpecial bailiff, as contradiftinguiihed from the Bailiff of a Hundred, Ledi. Vir\ pleader's guide. 51 LECTURE VI. Of Procefs againjl privileged Perfons — Of the Distringas — Its phyfcal and chirurgical Qualities — Procefs to Outlawry, and the Party's Appearance upon the Capias Utla- GATUM. J_,IVES there a Senator unplac'd, Already ruin'd and difgrac'd, A Legiflator who retires Before his Privilege expires. Sans Houfe, fans Land, fans Goods and Chattels, Or party friend to fight his battles ? No writ his footfteps can detain. No procefs can his Skin diftrain. And though a fudden Dissolution, Might fit him for an Execution, 'Twere beft a prudent courfe to take. And fpare him for his Country's fake, E 2 52 pleader's guide. [^Book I. For could a Member's fkin when dried Make Parchment like * John Zifca's hide. Would it not favour of extortion Should ev'ry Lawyer take his portion ? Great heroes howfoe'er inclin'd To harafs and deflroy mankind. Ne'er flefh the fleel, or roll the thunder, Without fome hopes of fame and plunder. And Lawyers who no lefs delight in The Trade of quarrelling and fighting, Should be as kind and tender hearted To thofe who with their Cafh have parted, Ne'er from the paths of Honor fwerve, But hold compalfion in referve. And where they fee no hopes of booty Abate the rigour of their duty. Tis true, there are, in whom you'll find Birth, rplendor, pride, and meannefs join'd. ' John Zifca — This anecdote of John Zifca is recorded in Mr. Burke's celebrated letter to the Duke of Bedford, which leaves little room to doubt but that this very eminent and ingenious writer muft have obtained a fight of Mr. Surrebutter's Profeffional Lectures in the original M.S. Led. VL] pleader's guide. 53 Who Writs by Privilege elude. Yet labour for the public Good, Againft a Nation's debts inveigh. Yet fcorn a Tradefman's bill to pay, Who pains and penalties create For grand Defaulters in the State, Yet fain would 'fcape the Sheriff's fearch And leave a Plaintiff in the lurch ; But thou, O Shrieve, art not the fon Of that wife Jew King Solomon, Nor canft thou claim the leaft pretence To Common Law or common fenfe \ Shouldft thou one legal ftep negle6l Their ftubborn humours to corre6i:, Takeyour' Dist ring as, come athwart em And o^Qidite. fecundii?n artem : * Dijtnngas, or Difaefs injinitt — This Writ commands the She riff to diflrain the Defendant from time to time, and continually afterwards, by taking his goods and the profits of his Lands which are called Iffuesy and which by the Common Law he forfeits to the King; but the Court may direft the Ifuzs to be fold to defray xha reafonable cofta of the PlainciiF. Rl. Cam,, 54 pleader's guide. \^Book L You'll find it, in its full extent, A pretty ufeful inftrument, For making I/fues with, the quicker To drain their Cafii into th' Exchequer, With this fame inilrument purfue 'em. And drain them till you quite undo 'em ; Work them, till thoroughly aggriev'd. Of goods and chattels they're bereav'd : In every legal operation There's nothing like evacuation. But is there one who unprote6led Has long his Creditors neglefted. Without the privilege to fliine Or flumber in St. Stephen's (hrine, A lazy wight, of fnugnefs fond. Who'd fain from love of eafe abfcond, And jufl has learn'd enough of Law To make him all its ways abhor. Has heard that ^ Qimre clai^fum fregit May breed a monfter call'd " Elegit, ^ Qjiiare daufum [regit — The V^ntoi Capias before men- tioned as the leading procefs of the Court, is here alluded Led, F/.J pleader's guide. ^^ Conceives that ^ Ca fas are vexatious, And fhudders at a "" fieri facias? If rich, do thou O Shrieve make fure His goods or perfon to fecure. Give Him by way of how d'ye do A fmack of your Distrixngas too, to under a different name ; if the Defendant is to be held to bail, it is ufed with an ac. Eliam, (of which before) and is called a bailable Capias ; if not, the EngliJJi Notice is fub- joined, in lieu of the ac Edam., in purfuance of the 1 2 Geo. 1. and it is then called a common Claujum Jregit . ^ Elegit — Is a Writ of Execution againfl: the Goods and Chattels, and alfo one half of the Defendants Lands, to be held by the Plaintiff until the Debt or Damages and Cofts are fatisfied. 5 C a' fa's — A Ca' fa' as it is called, or Capias atfatisfa- ciendiim, is a Writ of Execution direfted againft the Body of the Defendant, in fatisfadion of the Plaintiff's debt. ^ A Fim/<2a<2J is another Writ of Execution, diredling the Sheriff to caufe to be made or levied, (facias ferij, from the goods and chattels of the Defendant fufficient to fatisfy the Plaintiff's debt and damages. ^6 pleader's guide. \_Book I, But firft ' attach him, and attend With Capias ad Refpondend\ Let loofe the Dogs of War and furies, 'Testatum, Alias, andPLURiES; ' Attack him — The Student willobferve the order of the Procefs to Outlawry regularly purfued ; but it would fwell thefe Notes to an inconvenient length, were the Editor to dwell longer in detail upon the fubjeft than may be abfo- lutely neceflary to illuftrate the Text. The Original or Precipe has been already mentioned, which is followed by the Attachment, or writ of Pone ; the Dijlringas and Capias adfatisjacicndum, concerningwhich we have already treated. * Tefcatum, or iejlatum Capias^ is a fecond Writ of Capias, direfted to the Sheriff of another County upon the return of the firft Capias, and is fo called from the principal word that occurs in it ; it recites the former writ, and ftates that it is tejlified or (te/iatum ejl) that the Defendant lurks or wanders in the bailiwick of the Sheriff to whom the Writ is dire Minors — The Major Excommunication feparates thofe on whom it is inflided, not only from the Myftical Body of the Church, and from Spiritual Communion, but alfo from the fociety of the faithful: the Minor, or leffer Ex- communication feparates only from the paffive Communion or receiving of the facrament* — Thefe may be inflifted by Le5l. VIIir\ pleader's guide. 73 And lapt in fmoke, and vapours dank. Pore over Lindwood andLANFRANC. — But foft awhile, methinks Dear Job, Our Brethren of the Scarlet Robe, Luird by the mufic of my numbers. Seem to refume their wonted Slumbers ; Good Mercury, with caution tread, And Morpheus wave thy Wand of Lead ; While they enjoy their meditations. We Tcape their Excommunications. Meanwhile do thou the "^ Tale declare, Meet weapons of offence prepare. Open your budget of Refources, Mufter your powers, colle6l your forces. fentence of the Ecclefiaftical Judge — Vid. Lindwood de Senten. Excom. C. Ult. Glofs. Wefembery and Lanfranc — Authorities greatly relied on in matters of fpiritual Cog- nizance, and the pradice of the Ecclefiaftical Courts. -* Tale — The Tale or Narration contains the Story of the Plaintiff 's Cafe, and is more commonly called the Decla- ration ^ 74 pleader's guide. If^Book /. The Truth, and all the Truth, difcover. And add fuch flouriflies moreover. Such aggravations, and additions, Embellifliments, and repetitions, As youthful Fancy oft begets On fome young Special Pleader's wits. Which ferve like notes of Commentators, Orfpeeches of confus'd Debaters, To puzzle e'en by Explanation, And darken by Elucidation, For puzz'ling oft becomes your duty. And makes Obfcurity a beauty ; And truft me 'tis of wond'rous ufe By Nonfenfe to improve Abufe, As I, thank Heaven, fo oft have done. And worthily my Race have run. Then let us pray for writ of 'Pone, John Doe andRicHARo Roe his Crony, ^ Pone — The Pone is the Writ of Attachment before mentioned, it is fo called from the words of the Writ, Le6i, VIII^ pleader's guide. 75 Good men, and true, who never fail The needy and diftrefs'd to bail, Dire6t unfeen the dire difpute. And pledge their names in ev'ry fuit — Sure 'tis not all a vain delufion, Romance, and fable ^Roficrufian, That fpirits do exift without, Haunt us, and watch our whereabout ^ Witnefs ye vifionary pair, Ye floating forms that light as air. Dwell infome Special Pleader's brain; Am I deceived ? or are ye twain The reftlefs and perturbed Sprites The manes of departed Knights, Erfl of the Poll? whofe frauds and lies Falfe Pleas, falfe Oaths, and Alibis Pone per vadium & faivos pLegios, " Put by Gage and Jaje Pledges, A. B/' John Doe and Richard Roe. ^ Roficrufian — For an account of the Theory of the Ro- ficrufian fyftem, fee Pope's Rape of the Lock. 'j6 pleader's guide. \_Book L Rais'd ye in Life above your Peers, And launch'd ye tow'rds the ftarry Spheres, Then to thofe manfions " unanneal'd," Where unrepented fins are feal'd : Say, wherefore in your days of flefh Cut off, while yet your fins were frefh. Ye vifit thus the realms of Day, Shaking with fear our frames of Clay, Still doom'd in penal Ink to linger. And hover round a Pleader's finger. Or on a Writ impal'd, and wedg'd. For Plaintiff's Profecution pledg'd. Aid and abett the purpos'd ill. And works of Enmity fulfil. Sill doom'd to hitch in Declaration, And drive your ancient Occupation ? While thus to you I raife my Voice, Methinks I fee the Ghofl:s rejoice Of Lawyers erfi: in Fi61ion bold, Levinz, and Lutwyche, Pleaders old. With Writs and Entries round him fpread. See plodding Saunders rears his head. Le^i. VIII.'] pleader's guide. 77 Lo ! Ventris wakes ! before mine eyes Brown, Lilly, andBoHUN arife. Each in his Parchment fhroud appears. Some with their Ouills behind their ears, Flourifli their velvet Caps on high, Some wave their grizzel wigs, and cry- Hail happy Pair ! the Glory, and the Boaft, The Strength and Bulwark of the legal Hoft, Like 'Saul and Jonathan in Friendfhip tried, Pleafant ye lived, and undivided died ! While Pillories fhall yawn, where eril ye flood. And brav'd the torrent of o'erwhelming mud. While gaming Peers, and ' Dames of noble Race, Shall ftrive to merit that exalted Place ; "^ Saul — "Saul and Jonathan were pleafant in their Lives, and in their Death they were not divided." 2d Samuel. c. 1. V. 23. * Dames — Mr. Surrebutter in this paffage feems to have contemplated the probability of certain Charaders of both Sexes in the falhionable World, exhibiting their Per- 78 pleader's guide. [^Book I. While righteous Scriv'ners, who when Sun- day (hines. Pore o'er their Bills, and turn their nouorhts to nines, (Their unpaid Bills, which long have learn'd to grow Fader than Poplars on the banks of Po), Freely fhall lend their charitable aid. To young Profeflbrs of the gambling trade ; While Writs (hall laft, and Ufury fhall thrive, k Your name, your honor, and your praife fhall live: •• Semper honos, nomenque tuum, laudefque manebunt. ViRG. fons in the Pillory for keeping public Gaming Tables. It is written in the true Spirit of Prophecy, and from a late Declaration of a learned and noble Judge, (no lefs diftin- guifhcd for his impartial and independent Spirit, than for his great zeal and earneftnefs for Juftice) the Editor very fincerely hopes Mr. Surrebutter's Prophecy will be (hortly fulfilled. Le5t. VIIIJ] pleader's guide. 79 Jailers (hall fmile, and with BumbailifFs raife Their iron voices to record your Praife, Whom Law united, nor the Grave can fever, " All hail John Doe, and Richard Roe for ever." END OF THE FIRST BOOK, ADVERTISEMENT. 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