B 3 13D TDB LIBRARY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA. Class ^ ) ^ Z il^evv Boofe of ©lb Ballabs. SS^lS^Wfi! Of this edition only 75 large-paper and 275 small- paper copies are printed for subscribers.. Bibliotbcca Cuviosa. a inieM B®®ik OF L'.^--* .^. ^TbraTTT' OF Edittd by UNIVl ... i'Y IjAMES MAIDMENT RS. ANO Revised by EDMUND GOLDSMID, F.R.H.S., F.S.A. (Scot.) PRIVATELY PRINTED, EDINBURGH. 1885. (i&ri^innl ^rt'fnce. The chief attraction of the present Col- lection consists in the recovery of carlv versions of two or three popular Scotish Ballads, which, passing through the barber-ons hands of Allan Ramsay or other renov^ators of ancient garments, have, like the silk stocking of Sir John Cutlar, retained very few portions of their original texture. Thus "Scornful," (termed by Ramsav "Bonny") Nancy, is essentially different from the song introdued to the notice of the public in the Tea-Table Miscellany, and the recover}' of the original ballad establishes, in spite of Mr Stenhouse's observations to the contrary,* that the lady had not escaped intact from the poet's embraces. It is singular that the dialect * See page 9. 102442 vi (fi^rtgciial ^Jrrfarr, used in the original is peculiar to Aber- deenshire, a circumstance which would tend to fix the locality there, and lead to an inference that the author belonged to that district of country. The modern edition of " No Dominies for me Lady," has not more than three or four lines of the one here printed, and it may be noticed that it also differs very essentially from an original, perhaps unique, broadside of the Ballad, in possession of the Editor. It has been suggested that the word should be Laddie^ not Lady — but as the latter occurs in the MS. as well as in the broadside, it was not deemed ex- pedient to adopt the emendation, however ingenious. It is proper, however, to give some account of the MS. whence the first ten Ballads have been taken. It is in the hand-writing of William Hamilton, younger of Airdrie, and forms a few leaves, pre- fixed to a small oblong duodecimo, con- taining almost entirely Notes of Lectures on Physic by Professor Tran of the <©ri8inal iJrrfarr. vii University of" Glasgow, from 1699 to 1700 ; the remaining two or three leaves con- sisting of" "a Catalogue of Books left at Airdrie bv W. H." and a memorandum of books lent. The manuscript is now in possession of the great-grandson of the former owner, Sir William Hamilton of Preston, Bart., who kindly gave the uncontrolled use of it to the Editor. The Ballads w*ere evi- dently written down by Mr Hamilton when at College, and probably when . recording them, he little imagined that they would eventually turn out to be the more interesting portion of his MS. The rest of the Collection consists of a few Ballads and Fragments, two or three of which were taken down from recitation, and the remainder from scarce broadsides. It mav here be remarked that the " Car- dinal's Coach Couped " refers to the Toleration Act, by which the persecuted Episcopal Clergy got some relief. The case of the Reverend Mr. Grcenshields, which had been determined in favour of viii e, With the Devil and the French to assist them ; But though theyr strength made them boast, They shall feel to theyr cost. That he's too great a power to resist them. Let them bragg what they got From the English and Scott, Att Aloyne, or at Agrim, or Deep too, Or at Landau itself, Though the fols fairy elf, Had intended to catch them asleep km 20 A Nciv Book Could our armys fairly meet, As it faired with the fleet, Perhaps ye should see some disaster ; They should lead such a dance, To that Hector in France, As our King at Aloyn did their master. IX. %ow 16 the cauee of ni? flDourning/ When first my poor heart, unacquainted with love, Cupide with his bow and his arrow did move; Soe sweet was the wound, and soe gentle did prove, While as yet my poor heart was a bleeding. I knew not what ailed me, yet something I found, Which I ne'er found before, still the more did abound ; [For] Strephon, I knew, [kept] watch on theground, Where his milky white flocks were a feeding. * In Johnson's Musical Museum, Vol. ii. No. 109, will be found the tune of "Love is the cause of my Mourning," — the words are entirely different from those now printed. The Version given in the Orpheus Caledonius, (lyz*;), Ramsay's Tea-Table Mi:>cellany and Johnson, has been attributcfi to President Forbes. of Old BalliuU. 2 1 U Suepliou the brave, the gallant, and gay, Soe sharp are his notes, and soe sweet he doth play, That he charms all the nymphs in the plains all the day, And at night he doth keep my heart burning. O cruel that custom that forbids to reveal, A passion soe strong and soe hard to conceal, To the deserts I'le goe, to the plains bid farewell, Since love is the cause of my mourning, Where the sweet nightingale With dolful notes doth quell. My longsome funeral As shee 's flying ; Caus tell the woods the secret Strephon tell, The direful account of my dying.* X. ^bouohtlc66 Clora.t Cloras full of harmless thoughts, beneath yon well she lay, Had love a youthful shepherd brought to pass the time away ; * There is evidently something wrong here, but the Editor has given the verse as it occurs in the MS. omitting one word before Strephon in the last line but one, which is illegible. •j- Thoughtless Clora is the worst in the Collection, 3nd h.irdly merits preservation. 2 2 A iV^f^ Book She blessed to be encounter'd so by that ena- moured swain ; But when she rose and strove to go, he pul'd her back again. A sudden passion siezed her then, and spite of her disdain, She found a pulse in every place, and love in every vein ; What passions this that youth betrays, in spite of all surprise — Don't lett me fall unless you please, and leave me power to rise. She fainting stood and tremblingly, for fear he should comply; Her lovely eyes her heart betray'd, and made her heart to lye ; And she who Princes had deny'd, with all their pomp and train, In that unlucky minute was betray'd unto the [lucky ?] swain e. of Old BdlLuii. 2 3 XI. Ubc /IDarquts of IfDuntlx^'s IRctrcat troni tbc iKattle ot Sberitfinutr,* From Bogie side to Bogie Gight, The Gordons all conveenVl, man, With all their might, to battle weight, Together close they join'd man, To set their King upon the throne, And to protect the church, man ; But fy for shame ! they soon ran hame. And left him in the lurch, man. Vow as the Marquis ran. Coming from Dumblane, man ; Strabogie did bes — t itself, And Enzie was not clean, man. Vow, &c. Their chieftain was a man of fame, And doughty deeds had wrought, man. Which future ages still shall name, And tell how well he fought, man. * This very clever and spirited Ballad has been introduced by Hogg in the second volume of his Jacobite Relics from a very imperfect manuscript copy. The present one is taken from the original broadside, which is supposed to be unique, and belonged to Mr. David Haig of the Advocates' Library. 24 A Nczc Book For when the battle did beghi, Immediately his Grace, man, Put spurs to Florance,* and so ran By all, and wan the race, man. Vow, (Sic. The Marquis' horse was first sent forth, Glenbucket's foot to back them, To give a proof what they were worth, If rebels durst attack them. With loud huzzas to Huntly's praise. They near'd Dunfermline Green, Man. But fifty horse, and de'il ane mair, Turn'd many a Highland clan, man. Vow, &c. The second chieftain of that clan, For fear that he should die, man, To gain the honour of his name, Raised first the mutinie, man. And then he wrote unto his Grace, The great Duke of Argyle, man, And swore if he would grant him peace. The Tories he'd beguile, man. * His horse so called from having been a present from the Grand Duke of Tuscany. of Old Ballads. i :; The Master* with the bullie's face, And with the coward's heart, man. Who never fails, to his disgrace, To act a traitor's part, man. Ilejoin'd Drumboig, the greatest knave In all the shire of Fife, man. He was the first the cause did leave. By council of his wife, man. Vow, &c. A member of the tricking trade. An Ogilvie by name, man ; Consulter of the grumbler club, To his eternal shame, man. Who would have thought, when he came out, That ever he would fail, man; And like a fool, did eat the cow. And worried on the tail, man. Vow, &c. * Master of Sinclair, whose Court-Martial has been printed with an exceedingly interesting preface by Sir Walter Scott, as his contribution to the Roxburgh Club, — it is one of the most curious of the Club Books. The Memoirs of the Master were under the Editorship of David Laing and James Macnight, published by the Abbotsford Club in 1838. D 26 A New Book Meffan Smith,* at Sheriff Muir, Gart folk beUeve he fought, man ; But well its known, that all he did, That day it serv'd for nought, man. For towards night, when Mar march'd off, Smith was put in the rere, man ; lie curs'd, he swore, he bauld out, He would not stay for fear, man. Vow, &c. But at the first he seemed to be A man of good renown, man ; But when the grumbling work began. He prov'd an arrant lown, man. Against Mar, and a royal war, A letter he did forge, man ; Against his Prince, he wrote nonsense, And swore by Royal t George, man. Vow, &c. At Poineth boat, Mr. FrancisJ Stewart, A valiant hero stood, man ; * David Smith was then proprietor of Methven, an estate in Perthshire. He died in 1735. Douglas, in his Baronage, terms him, "a man of good parts, great sagacity, and economy." f Altered in MS. to "German." I Brother to Charles, fifth Earl of Moray. Upon his brother's death, 7th October 1735, he became the sixth Earl. He died in the 66th year of his age, on the iith December 1739. of Old Bnlladi. 27 In acting of a royal part, Cause of the royal blood, man. But when at Sheriff Moor he found, That bolting would not do it, He, brother like, did quite his ground, And ne'er came back unto it. Vow, &c. Brunstane said it was not Jear That made him stay behind, man ; But that he had resolv'd that day To sleep in a whole skin, man. The gout, he said, made him take, When battle first began, man ; But when he heard his Marquis fled. He took his heels and ran, ""man. Vow, &c. Sir James of Park, he left his horse In the middle of a wall, man; And durst not stay to take him out, For fear a knight should fall, man ; And Maien he let such a crack. And shewed a pantick fear, man ; And Craigieheads swore he was shot. And curs'd the chance of war, man. Vow, &c. When they march'd on the Sheriff Moor, With courage stout and keen, man ; Who would have thought the Gordons gay That day should quite the green, man. 28 A New Book Auchleacher and Auchanachie, And all the Gordon tribe, man ; Like their great Marquis, they could not The smell of powder bide, man. Vow, &c. Glenbuicket cryed, plague on you all, For Gordons do no good, man ; For all that fled this day, it is Them of the Seaton blood, man. Clashtirim said it was not so. And that he 'd make appear, man ; For he a Seaton stood that day, When Gordons ran for fear, man. Vow, &c. The Gordons they are kittle flaws, They'll fight with heart and hand, man ; When they met in Strathbogie raws On Thursday afternoon, man ; But when the Grants came doun the brae. Their Enzie shook for fear, man; And all the lairds rode up themselves. With horse and riding gear, man. Vow, &c. Cluny* plays his game of chess, As sure as any thing, man ; * This seems rather Gordon of Cluny than Cluny Macpherson. The estate of Cluny has passed from the ancient race, though still possessed by a Gordon. of Old Ballads. 29 And like the royal Gordons race, Gave check unto the King, man. Without a Queen, its clearly seen, This game cannot recover ; I'd do my best, then in great haste Play up the rook Hanover. Vow as the Marquis ran, Coming from Dumblain, man ; Strathbogie did bes — t itself. And Enzie was not clean, man. Vow, &c. XII. ^tbc Cbeat ©etectcb ; or a Ibint to lPoct0/ To the Tune of " King f oh n and the Abbot of CaJiterbtuy.'''' I 'll tell you a story, pray gentles draw near, Of Grseme and his ball for the future beware ; * "By Miss Anne Keith, daughter (youngest) of Mr. Keith, late Envoy at Russia, on the stupid ingratitude of Edinburgh to Colonel Graham, who gave the finest and most magnificent ball ever known in Scotland, and got no notice taken of it." MS. note on a copy of the original broadside, formerly in the possession of the late William Boswell, Esquire, Sheriff' of Berwickshire. Those verses are from the pen of the lady who is so 30 A Nezv Book He has played you a trick that you little sus- pected, But rog'ry, like murder, is always detected. Derry down, &c. On the eighteenth what zeal in your faces was seen, When summoned by him to drink health to the Queen ; You thought what he did was with upright design, And all that you drank was the juice of the vine. Derry down, &c. Holyrood was illumined, enlivened each guest : How brilliant the ball ! how superb was the Feast ! How splendid the gall'ry when all went to sup ; Ah ! who could have dreaded a snake in the cup. Derry down, &c. admirably delineated under the name of Mrs. Bethune Baliol, by Sir Walter Scott, in the introduction to the Chronicles of the Canongate. She was born in 1736, and died in April 1818. Her death is noticed by Sir Walter, in a letter dated i8th April of that year, addressed to Terry, — "You will be sorry to hear that we have lost our old friend, Mrs. Murray Keith. She enjoyed all her spirits and excellent faculties till within two days of her death, when she was seized with a feverish complaint, which eighty-two years were not calculated to resist. Much tradition, and of the very best kind, has died with this excellent old lady 5 one of the few persons whose spirits and clean- liness, and freshness of mind and body, made old age lovely and desirable." Mr. Sharj)e, in a note on the song "Oscar's Ghost," of Old Ballads. 3 i The Beaux were so witty, the Belles looked so bright, And Graeme and his Kitty so kind and polite ; The Loves and the Graces so blended the whole, That pleasure there reigned without check or control. Derry down, &c. Who the deuce could have dreamt that from Lethe imported. Some hogsheads by Hermes were slily transported ; The rogue of a Graeme brib'd the rogue of a God, To convert all the wine with a touch of his rod, Derry down, &c. No. 70 of Johnson's Scotish Musical Museum, men- tions that Miss Keith resided many years in Edin- burgh, 51 George Street, keeping house with her elder sister, Miss Jenny, and that Sir Walter Scott told him the lady amused herself in her later years by translating Macpherson's Ossian into verse. What became of the MS. after her decease is not known. These two ladies were daughters of Robert Keith of Murrayshall, in the county of Peebles. One of their brothers was Sir Robert Murray Keith, the ambassador, and another. Sir Basil Keith, died Governor of Jamaica. The papers and manuscripts of the former gentleman were in the possession of the Earl of Hard- wicke. Various particulars relative to the family occur in Lord Lindsay's delightful Lives of the Lindsays. Vol. ii. p. 188. ' 32 A Nezv Book When the whispering and ogling, and toasting and laughing, Little thought the poor guests what a dose they were quaffing ; But alas ! the effects may the dullest convince, Oblivion and silence have reigned ever since. Derry down, &c. Prose writers were rendered unfit to tell facts, Even truth was silenced by repeated attacks ; Each poet and poetess had a deep dose, There was gratitude lulled to a thorough repose. Derry down, &c. How long, cry'd the Graeme, will the charm have effect, Pray Heaven ! that no spy may the rog'ry detect ; Friend Hermes, I've lost all the aim of my plot, If me and my Ball are not henceforth forgot. Derry down, &c. For a fortnight 'twill last, on the word of a God, Or I'll forfeit, says Hermes, my cap and my rod ; A wonder, you know, can but hold out nine days, And I'll give you five more to secure you from praise. Awake and revenge it ye dealers in rhyme, Tho' late, let him rue such an unheard of crime ; Let poems on poems be heaped up like Babel, And poets like harpers encircle his table. Derry down. Sec. of Old Ballads. 33 May iho wife of his bos(Mn in rhyme still address him, And his daughter beloved, with verses oppress him ; May the Muses and Phoebus unite to perplex him. And grant me a patent poetick to vex him. Derry down, i^c. xni. tTbc Min^? Miitcr.* There lives a lass just at the Cross, Her face is like the paper, And she's forsaken Lairds and Lords And ta'en a windy writer. And he can neither write nor 'dite. And is it not great folly, We'll send him to the school again, Sing cut and dry, Dolly. Cut and dry's for gentleman, And corn and hay for horses, Salt and sugar for auld wives, And bonny lads for lasses. * These verses used to be sung by a lady who died eighty years since at an advanced age. She men- tioned they were popular when she was young, but could give no explanation as to the parties referred to. Her maiden name was Cunninghame, and she married a Writer to the Signet of the name of Imlach, whom she survived. 34 ^ ^t-a' Book And when he comes back fra' the school, 'Tis hoped he '11 be much brighter ; So here's success to the bonny lass, And her spouse the windy writer. XIV. pleasures of a Country Xife-* You nymphs that will true pleasure learn, There is no comfort in a churn, The milk-maid sits beneath the cow, While sheep doth bleat and oxen low ; And if this is the pleasure of being a wife, Fate defend me from a country life. The team comes in, the ploughboy whistles, The great dog barks, the turkey-cock bristles, The ravens they croak, and the magpie doth chatter, And the ducks they cry Quack, quack, in the water ; And if this is the pleasure of being a wife, Fate defend me trom a country life. To live upon butter, with curds and whey, Deliver me, I heartily pray, * From a MS. formerly belonging to James Ander- son, the Antiquarian, and now in the Library of the Faculty of Advocates. of Old Ballads. 3 5 Lean beef and hot pork, for to mend the matter, Brought in a slovenly great wooden platter ; And if this is the pleasure of being a wife, Fate defend me from a country life. The hoggs they grunt for wash and swill, In comes the dairy-maid, and calls for Will To give them some meat to keep them from bawling ; The geese and the peacocks make such a squalling ; And if this is the pleasure of being a wife, Fate defend me from a country life. XV. ITbc CarMnare Coacb (^oupe^.* Alas ! our Kirk has got a scoup Upon her covenanted doup, I fear she ran the gantland loup, For all the Leagues, The Cardinal has got a coup, With's Dutch intrigues. * The second title of this Ballad, as given in the broadside preserved in the Library of the Faculty of Advocates, is — '' The Whigs' Lamentation for the Episcopal Toleration." It bears to have been printed at London "by John Morphew, mdccxi. Price id." 36 A Netiu Book For fear Sacheverel should worrie Our darling Kirk, he in a hurrie Gets up, and cries Poor Folk of Currie Again we'll be. Unless you Sighing Sisters stir ye, And join with me. He made more haste than was good speed, Poor man, he couped arse o're head, For which our hearts were like to bleed, When we it saw. His very coach-horse out of dread, Him would not tlraw. ;, vSuch overturning is not common, I fear it prove a fatal omen, And rouse the courage of the Roman And curate loons. To Bothuel Bridge then we shall go, man. Get they their gowns. Alas ! our sport is like to spill, Since we have lost our Billie Will, A man may see of little skill We'l be undone, Get they a Toleration Bill, We'l change our tune. And truely I thinke it's no wonder, Tho' we meet with a clap of thunder; oj Old Ballads. Considering how great a blunder, Of no old date Say what we will, we labour under, In Kirk and State. For now the Government well sees, We preach the things we don't practise ; The gilded bait that dims our eyes Is pride and self, Tho' vanity we do idolize. Yet more our self. Again it's known that Presbytry Can ne'er consist with monarchy ; Our kingdom, crown, antiquity, At last we sold, A thing will make our memory Stink when it's told. Murder of kings or abdication, Are most conspicuous demonstration Of Presbyterian moderation. We only want To take the oath of abjuration To make a Saint. But now I see the Government, With this Prelatick Parliament, To cast us off are fully bent ; So let us be Upon our guard the more intent Before we flee. 38 A New Book Saul in a strait to Witch of Endor, And Sweden's king to Turk at Bender Made their address ; so let us -render What e're befall, Our kirk and cause to one that's tender Of our caball. Then my advice if you will hear, The fittest man is Major Weir ; * Let's yelp and yell till he appear With's staff in hand. I think we need the less to fear If he command. He'll leave the gloomy shades below. Some stratagem to us he'll show, How we may reach a fatal blow To Prelacie; Or of our danger let us know The certaintie. With rousty rappiers in our hands, Spades, forks, and graips, as we demand, Like Egypt's locusts, thro' the land We'll fill each place; And march in covenanted band. Like bales of grace. And if we chance to loose the field, Forc'd to the curat lowns to yield ; * This person was executed at Edinburgh for sorcery and magic. See an account of him in Scott's Demonology. of old Ballads. 39 We'rtake^our heels for the best shield, And from some sister, Beneath her petticoat get bield. In our great mister. And yet I cannot shun to smile, When I think on the canting stile We used in our late exile, To mend our breeks ; For well I mind it all the while, We grew like Greeks. For our extemporary lecture, We drank the purest of the nectar, When once my lady's woman deckt her ; And which was best, The laird himself durst not us Hector, Tho' her we drest. You need not think I'm speaking lies. Bear witness house of Cherry-trees, Where Dainty Davy* strove to please My lady's daughter; And boldly crept beneath her thighs. For fear of slaughter. * The celebrated Davifl Williamson, minister of the West Kirk, who, when pursued by General Dalyell's troopers, was hid by the Lady Cherry-trees in her daughter's bed, and availed himself of that opportunity to add to the population. Cherry-trees is near Kelso, and belonged to a family of the name of Murray. Hi^ 4-0 A New Book XVI. [J FragffieNt.) O ! all you ladies young and gay, Who are so sweet and fair ; Do not go into Chaster 's wood, For Tomlin will be there. Fair Margaret sat in her bonny bower, Sewing her silken seam : And wished to be in Chaster's wood, Among the leaves so green. She let the seam fall to her foot, The needle to her toe; And she has gone to Chaster's Wood As fast as she could go. exploit on that memorable occasion was celebrated in a song called Dainty Davy, adapted to an old air of the same name, still popular, and which appears in Play- ford's Dancing Master, 1657. See Whitelaw's Book of Scottish Sorg, Glasgow, 1843, p. 98. * The following fragment of the interesting ballad of Tom Linn or Tamlane was taken down from the recitation of an old woman— it contains numerous deviations from the copy printed in the Border Minstrelsy, (Scott's Poetical Works, Vol. ii., p. ;?37,) and on that account has been included in this little volume. of Old Ballads. 41 \\Tien she began to pull the flowers, She pull'd both red and green ; Then by did come, and by did go, Said " Fair maid let abene. " O ! why pluck you the flowers, lady, " Or why climb you the tree; " Or why come ye to Chaster's wood " Without the leave of me?" " O! I will pull the flowers," she said, " Or I will break the tree, " For Chaster's wood it is my own ; " I'll ask no leave at thee." He took her by the milk-white hand, And by the grass-green sleeve ; And laid her down upon the flowers, At her he ask'd no leave. The lady blush'd and sourly frown'd, And she did think great shame ; Says, "If you are a gentleman, " You will tell me your name." " First they did call me, Jack," he said, " And then they call'd me John ; " But since I liv'd in the fairy court, " Tomlin has always been my name. " So do not pluck that flower, lady, " That has these pimples gray; " They would destroy the bonny babe "That we've gotten in our play." F 42 J New Book *' O ! tell to me, Tomlin," she said, ** And tell it to me soon ; " Was you ever at a good church door, " Or got you Christendom ?" " O ! I have been at a good church door, '• And oft her* yetts within; " I was the laird of Foulis's son, " The heir of all his land. " But it fell once upon a day, " As hunting I did ride ; " As I rode east and west yon hill, " There woe did me betide. " O ! drowsy, drowsy as I was, " Dead sleep upon me fell; " The Queen of fairies she was there, " And took me to hersel. " The morn at even is Hallow^e'en, " Our fairy court will ride "Through England and Scotland both, " Through all the world wide; ' ' And if that ye would me borrow, " At Rides Cross ye may bide. " Vou may go into the Miles Moss, " Between twelve hours and one ; " Take holy water in your hand, " And cast a compass round. * Sic. of Old Ballads. 43 " The first court that comes aloii^, " You'll let them all pass by ; " The next court that comes along, ' ' Salute them reverently. " The next court that comes along, " Is clad in robes of green; " And its the head court of them nil, " For in it rides the Queen. " And I upon a milk-white steed, ' ' With a gold star in my crown ; " Because I am an earthly man, " I'm next the Queen in renown. " Then seize upon me with a spring, "Then to the ground I'll fa'; "And then you'll hear a rueful cry, " That Tomlin is awa'. " Then I'll grow in your arms two, ' ' Like to a savage wild ; " But hold me fast, let me not go, " I'm father of your child. " I'll grow into your arms two, " Like an adder, or a snake; " But hold me fast, let me not go, " I'll be your earthly maik. " I'll grow into your arms two, " Like ice on frozen lake; " But hold me fast, let me not go, " Or from your goupen l>reak. 44 A Nezv Book " ril grow into your arms two, " Like iron in strong fire; " But hold me fast, let me not go, " Then you'll have your desire." And its next night into Miles Moss, Fair Margaret has gone ; When lo she stands beside Rides Cross, Between twelve hours and one. There's holy water in her hand, She casts a compass round ; And presently a fairy band Comes riding o'er the mound. XVII. Cbe Xab^'6 Complaint/ A Lady made a great complaint, A little while ago ; She seemed to be in great despair About a cook or two. But what's a nasty chreeshy cook, To fill a heart with woe ? When folks complain they never think What others undergo, * Written by Lord Binning, a3 to whom, sec Wal- pole's Royal and Nob'e Authors. of Old Ballads. 45 These many years I've rid about, And never had a skirt ; So you may guess my petticoats Have aye been in the dirt. And dirt's a thing I cannot thole, Vet dirt I must go thro' ; I kenna how to get a skirt, Or what to make it o'. I fain wad wear a camblet skirt, My petticoats aboon ; But camblet's an untasty thing, And it would wear out soon. If I should make a washing thing, It soon would flimsy be ; And all the laughing loons would make A laughing stock of me. For any one who's making wabs, It would be little work To add some five or six plies Of good Turk upon Turk. 'Twould last me a' my days, I'm sure, And would look very douse ; But then, I fear, I'd be a lump, And look as big's a house. I cannot make it to my mind, To want it is a load ; In short I must not ride at all, And there's the upshot o'd. 46 J New Book XVIII. ^be Downfall of Cocliburn'e flDeetiuG Ibouee/ To the Tune of " Come sit thee down my P hilts. ^^ We have not yet forgot, Sir, How Cockburn's kirk was broke, Sir ; The pulpit gown was pulled down, And turned into nought, Sir. The pulpit cloth was rent, Sir, Unto the Cross was sent, Sir ; The boys that did convoy it Were into prison put, Sir. * The following song of triumph upon the destruc- tion of the Episcopal chapel of the Rev. Mr. Cock- burn in Glasgow has been carefully revised by Wodrow, and is now in the Library of the Faculty of Advocates. It is a most delighful specimen of the Presbyterian muse, and is worthy of the important national event it was intended to commemorate. "Curate" Cockburn, as he was designated by his opponents, was a bitter thorn in the side of poor "Wodrow, — he was zealous, able, and popular, and had occasioned much annoyance by his denying the validity of Presbyterian baptism, — hence the destruction of his chapel or meeting-house, as it was then contemptuously called, was a laudable act in the eyes of the rigidly righteous. This striking illustration of Puritanical zeal occurred in August 1 7 14. See the Wodrow Correspondence, vol. i., p. 562. of Old Ballads. 47 The Chess-windows they were broke, Sir, Out o're the window cast, Sir, With a convoy of holo hoi. Unto the streets were sent. Sir. The P'rench are disappointed, Their wicked plots disjointed ; Poor Cockburn he's affronted, But the Whiggs they're advanced. Long necked Peggie H[ome], Sir, Did weep and stay at home. Sir; 'Cause poor Cockburn and his wife Were forc'd to flee the toun, Sir. And after they were gone. Sir, They went to Stirling town. Sir ; They thought with their heart and mind To get poor Jamie home, vSir. But they were disappointed. And their wicked plots disjointed We'll make them all run and cry, Oh ! we're disappointed. Their Highland King for fear. Sir, Was put in such a steer, Sir, W^e made his breeks have such stink, That none could him come near. Sir. Macdonald is his name. Sir, Of him you may think shame, Sir ; A Highlander whose name stinks, You Popish rogue go home. Sir. 48 A New Book The Chess-window did reel, Sir, Like to a spinning wheel, Sir ; For Dagon he is fall'n now, I hope he'll never rise, Sir. Some say thir lines were compos'd By boys in grammar school, Sir ; What they've said, they are ador'd ; Amen, so let it be, Sir. XIX. (5la6Q0W'6 Iparrat)/ To the Tune of " The winter is cold^ ?ny deeding is thin.''^ Come all ye Protestants give ear to my song, The ya^^(^//(f -party they thought to do wrong, To have a Pretender our King for to be. But they're prevented, we bless the most Hie. Queen Ann is departed and Harlafs brought down ; King George is anointed and mounted the throne, The Wliiggs. are advanced our heads for to be, Much joy is expressed among the clergie. * The Original, now in the Library of the Faculty of Advocates, formerly belonged to Wodrow. From its minute description of the proceedings at Glasgow, on tlie occasion of the Coronation of George I., it has been inserted in this little Collection. of Old BnJlnds. 49 The churches did meet, and thought on the same, Appointed a day to thank and proclaim, Goil's works to declare that wonderful! be, Ascribing the praises unto the most Hie. That he so appeared Iving Geofge to advance. In spite of Pretemier, the Pope, and of France, And all their complyers tho' they may be hie, He'll give them defyance whatever they be. The day is appointed his crown to set on, These news are proclaimed in city and town, All things are provided that necessar be, For advancing the honour of his clemencie. What might be their labour into other towns, We cannot declare it, but in our own bounds; And Glasgoxv the chiefest in every degree, They may well declare the same who did see. October the twenty, when day did begin. The Magistrates mounted, and Nobles came in, The burgesses met in every degree, Appointed their way for solemnitie. At twelve of the clock their drums they went throw, Acquainted the people how that they must bow, And yeeld with submission, what e'er might l)e, The hopes that they had of bastard ya/y/zV. At two afternoon they might well be seen, So properly mounted, approaching the green, With coUors display'd, in wind they did flee, I dare well declare a pretty Meinzie. r. 50 J Nezv Book With sword and with gun as clear as the steel, And cocks on their hats, as set them full well ; With ribban at sword as low as their knee, With right pretty poses as ever might be ; They planted their ground, so rested a while. But e're it was long, they're heard off a mile With oyes most loud, their hats they did flee, And all was for joy, King George was so hie. Before five o'clock they returned again. Approached the town a right stately train ; With flourished collors full pleasant to see, The bells they did ring with sweet melodic. Frae once they were planted each man at the cross; There might none go by, on foot or on horse; They did stand most stately as ever might be, Their guns they discharged in highest degree. The Magistrates stood, and their officers still, And gave them their word what e'er was their will. The same they obeyed in every degree. Their swords they unsheathed, and hats they did flee. They sent up some men, and they took off the cock From off the Tolbooth, wherein stood their knock ; They mounted a lamp as great as might be With many great candles, that people might see. of Old Ballads. 5 • The bon-fires burnt in all parts of the town, For joy at King George they made this renown ; Then lighted their candles so thick as might be, Although a dark night, you money might see. To ly on the streets, or to change if ye will. For wine and good brandy to drink of your HI! ; Vou needed no guides, what ever you be, To lind out a lodging in all that citie. The bells they did ring, the shots they did roar, There was ne're a Scotsman the like saw before : Such animose joy in every degree, And all for King George his High Majestic. I wish our Great Soveraign now on the throne. Had been in brave Glasgoxo to see what was done, For honour and joy of his Majestic, That he was come over our King for to be. The fires did burn till late in the night, And candles continued still in our sight ; No darkness nor grief at all we did see, But each one rejoicing in every degree. The gallants they travelled still up and down, And still the brave bon-fires compassed round : They drank the good wine in the highest degree. And then the brave glasses they mounted full hie. There was to be seen as ye passed along. In many glass-windows the rest was among ; In legible letters that any might see, (lod save our King George in peace and safelie. 52 A New Book Some for their great honour the rest was above, Whereby for their profit I hope it shall prove ; Did keep a free table with so great plentie, Where all was made welcome, what ever they be. I pray you, brave Magistrats, pardon me all, And also ye officers, both great and small ; That order these men so pleasant to see, For this my poor scribble to venture so hie. For tho' I be not a great man of the state, Nor yet a great lawyer for ending debate; Yet I let you to know, whatever you be, I pray for his Majesty as well as ye. XX. Said the Lord to his Lady, Beware of Rankin ; For I am going to England To wait on the King. * The following is from an MS. copy in the possession of W. H. Logan, Esquire, derived from oral tradition. It is exceedingly curious, as being quite a new version of the old Ballad called "Lammikin," for which see Finlay's Ballads, Vol. II., pp. 47 and 57, as also Herd's Scots Songs, Vol. i., p. 145. Whether the present is the original Ballad must of course remain a matter of doubt ; but it has this advantage at least, that the appellation bestowed upon the hero is more intelligible than that of the mysterious "Lammikin.' of Old Ballads. 53 No fears, no fears, Said the Lady, said she ; For the doors shall be bolted And the windows pindee. Go bar all the windows. Both outside and in ; Don't leave a window open To let bold Rankin in. She has barred all the windows. Both outside and in ; But she left one of them open To let bold Rankin in. O where is the master of this house, Said bold Rankin? He's up in Old England, Said the false nurse to him. O where is the mistress of this house, Said Bold Rankin? She's up in the chamber sleeping, Said the false nurse to him. O how shall we get her down, Said Bold Rankin? By piercing the baby, Said the false nurse to him. Go please the baby, nursy O, Go please it with a bell ; It will not be pleased, madam, Till you come down yoursel. i 54 .J Nevj Book How can I come down stairs So late into the night, Without coal or candle To shew me the light ? There is a silver-bolt lies On the chest head ; Give it to the baby, — Give it sweet milk and bread. She rammed the silver bolt Up the baby's nose ; Till the blood it came trinkling down , The baby's fine clothes. Go please the baby, nursy, Go please it with the bell ; It will not please, madam, Till you come down yoursel. It will neither please with breast milk, Nor yet with pap : But I pray, loving Lady, Come and roll it in your lap. The first step she stepit, She steppit on a stone ; And the next step she stepit She met bold Rankin. O Rankin, O Rankin, Spare me till twelve o'clock, And I will give you as many guineas As you can carry on your l)ack. of Old Ballads. 5 5 What care I for as many guineas As seeds into a sack, When I cannot keep my hands Off your lily white neck ? O will I kill her, nursy, Or let her abee? O kill her, said the false nurse, She was never good to me. Go scour the bason, Lady, Both outside and in ; To hold your mother's heart's blood, Sprung from a noble kin. To hold my mother's heart's blood Would make my heart full woe, O rather kill me, Rankin, And let my mother go. Go scour the bason, servants. Both outside and in, To hold your Lady's heart's blood, Sprung from a noble kin. To hold my lady's heart's blood W^ould make my heart full woe ; O rather kill me, Rankin, And let my Lady go. Go scour the basin, nursy, Both outside and in, To hold your lady's heart's blood, Sprung from a noble kin. A New Book To hold my lady's heart's blood Would make my heart full glad ; Ram in the knife bold Rankin, And gar the blood to shed. She 's none of my comrades, She's none of my kin ; Ram in the knife, bold Rankin, And gar the blood rin. O will I kill her, nursy, Or let her abee? O kill her, said the false nurse, She was never good to me. " I wish my wife and family May be all well at home; For the silver buttons of my coat, They will not stay on." As Betsy was looking O'er her window so high, She saw her dear father Come riding by. O father, dear father, Don't put the l)lame on me; It was false nurse and Rankin, That killed your Lady." of Old Bidkds :>/ O wus'nt that an awful sight When he came to the stair. To see his fairest Lady Lie bleeding there ? The false nurse was burnt On the mountain hill head And Rankin was boiled In a pot full of lead. (bontent.s. Prekack, . . . ■ Rlythc Jockic, Lady Arrol's Lament, No Dominies for mc, Lady, Bonnie Nancy, The Shepherd of Dona. Willie and Marie, To Dauton me, Dool for my Eyen, . Love is the cause of my Mourning, . Thoughtless Clora, . The Marquis of Huntley's Retreat from the Battle of Sheriff-Muir, The Cheat Detected ; or a Hint to Poets, The Windy Writer, . Pleasures of a Countrv Life, The Cardinal's Coach Couped, Tom Linn, .... The Lady's Complaint, The Downfall of Cockburn's Meeting House Glasgow's Parrad, Bold Rankin, PAOF. 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