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 WRITTEN TO ME BY PEOPLE CELEBRATED AND OBSCURE 
 
 AND 
 MY ANSWERS TO SOME OF THEM 
 
 WITH AN INTRODUCTION AND NOTES. 
 
 SELINA DOLARO 
 
 L?A mour .est enfant de BohSme ! 
 
 CARMEN. 
 
 CHICAGO AND NEW YORK 
 
 BELFORD, CLARKE & COMPANY 
 
 1888
 
 COPYRIGHT, 1887, BY 
 BELFORD, CLARKE & COMPANY
 
 PREFATORY EXCURSION BY WAY OF EX 
 PLANATION AND APOLOGY. 
 
 DURING the happy years that I acted as the servant of a 
 
 public that appreciated my efforts in that direction, I was a 
 
 continual target for the metrical effusions of people known 
 
 and unknown who sought by this means to make the ac- 
 
 quaintance of that mysterious thing, "a popular actress;" 
 
 Q and I frequently preserved them. On receipt of these verses 
 
 J| I often felt myself in a position to criticise them, and even 
 
 Jf to correct their errors of orthography, syntax, metre, rhyme, 
 
 and rhythm ; and, as a not unnatural result, I woke one day 
 
 CM like Hafiz, the Persian dreamer, "stringing pearls of verse." 
 
 2 The rhymes I received and the rhymes I wrote, I have at 
 
 o length determined to collect and publish. 
 
 It may be that I render myself liable to criticism in ac- 
 
 ^ ceding to the requests which have been made me to publish 
 
 these verses and sketches caricatures literary and artistic, I 
 
 Jj: might say that have been sent me from time to time. But 
 
 ac as circumstances are always allowed to alter cases, I claim 
 
 jjj "circumstances" (in fact, with a certain political faction, I 
 
 00 "claim everything"). Few persons are privileged to read 
 
 their virtues, abilities, and attractions extolled in ante- [by 
 
 way of post-] mortem notices, written in anticipation of 
 
 immediate dissolution. Such was my fate. For the first 
 
 time I learned that I was clever and beautiful. Dangerous 
 
 things to tell a woman ! True, I was expected to take my 
 
 leave of this mundane sphere respectably, pathetically, and, 
 
 402G3G
 
 6 PREFATORY EXCURSION. 
 
 above all, immediately. It really was my duty to have done 
 so. I must admit a want of tact on this occasion. I have, as 
 a rule, a keen sense of the fitness of things, but the fitness of 
 this particular thing was altogether too fit ; and, in spite of 
 the very pretty funeral mine would have been (for it was not 
 long since I had appeared on the stage looking very young 
 and etc., as above), I behaved most inconsiderately, and con 
 tinued to live. Henceforth I became a curiosity, and poor 
 mankind became my victim. There is a charming uncertainty 
 as to when my picturesque end will come a delightful ex 
 pectancy of my final coup de theatre that affords me immu 
 nity from all rules. These are my "circumstances." So much 
 by way of explanation. 
 
 I have always been a trial to my friends, but this last de 
 parture of mine is, I am bound to admit, cruel. That I should 
 write a play was bad, very bad my only excuse was that I 
 knew something of the stage ; but to scatter doggerel in my 
 wake (not in the Hibernian sense) is still worse. I can offer 
 no valid reason for, no palliation of, my offence. However, the 
 sooner I am cured the better ; and what better cure could I 
 find than the gentle (I am sure) but determined " sitting-on " 
 I shall get for my temerity ? From my poor friends I ask for 
 giveness. To my enemies I dedicate that portion of this 
 volume which comes from my pen, as a sufficient retribution. 
 
 In the notes I have endeavoured to record truthfully my 
 impressions on receiving said verses, and the feelings that 
 prompted me to retort in doggerel of my own. It is un 
 necessary for me to say that I think the former are good and 
 the latter bad. Anyone can say that. 
 
 SELINA D.OLARO. 
 
 NEW YORK, November, 1887.
 
 CONTENTS. 
 
 PAGE 
 
 PREFATORY EXCURSION BY WAY OF EXPLANATION AND APOLOGY, . 5 
 CONTENTS, . . - 
 
 OTHER PEOPLE'S. 
 
 MA BELLE AMIE, . . u 
 
 A QUESTION, ...... 13 
 
 A MEMORY, .... 16 
 
 YOUR BIRTHDAY, ..... 18 
 
 YOUR BIRTHDAY, ... 20 
 
 To MAHMOURE ON HER BIRTHDAY, .22 
 
 ON THE SUN-BLACKENED PROOF OF A PHOTO, . . .24 
 
 A PHOTOGRAPH, ...... 27 
 
 LET IT BE SOON, ...... 29 
 
 FROM MY FLY-LEAVES, ...... , o 
 
 A QUESTION, ..... - 2 
 
 A DREAM-WISH, . _. 
 
 O T 
 
 THE IMAGINING OF A FEVERED IMAGINATION, . -?e 
 
 THE ANSWER, ...... -j 7
 
 8 CONTENTS. 
 
 PAGE 
 
 A LEGEND OF KING WILLIAM STREET, . . , -39 
 
 LONELY, BUT NOT ALONE, . . . . -4 1 
 
 RETROSPECTIVE, . . . . ... . -43 
 
 LES ACCROCHE-CCEURS, . . *'._.''. .46 
 
 REVERIE, ........ 48 
 
 AFTER, . . . . . 5 1 
 
 EROTIC CHESTNUTS, . . . . . . . -53 
 
 MY OWN. 
 
 A CONSOLATION, . . . . -57 
 
 A WORD OF INTERPOLATED APOLOGY, ... . . -59 
 
 MY QUESTION, . ... . . . , . .60 
 
 His CONFESSOR, . . . . . .61 
 
 A FRAGMENT, . . . . . . . .62 
 
 THE TRAGEDY, . . . . . . .64 
 
 To UNACTED AUTHORS, . . . . . . -67 
 
 D. C., . . . * . . -69 
 
 POSTSCRIPT, . . . . . . . 72 
 
 Au REVOIR, ........ 73
 
 OTHER PEOPLE'S.
 
 MA BELLE AMIE. 
 
 NOTE. One of the few genuine poems that have been sent me, expressing, as it does, the 
 feelings of a thoroughly lazy adorer. He resembles the degenerate ones in " The Water 
 Babies," who refused to take the trouble to chase the roasted pig, or climb the trees whereon 
 the flap-doodle grew. 
 
 I. 
 
 I do not love you in the least, 
 
 This is a poetical form of the words " without prejudice," that a lawyer 
 puts on his letters when he's afraid to compromise himself. 
 
 Ma belle amie ; 
 That sentiment long since has ceased, 
 
 Ma belle amie. 
 
 And yet there's something near my heart 
 That hurts a little when we part ; 
 'Tis sweet, and yet it leaves a smart, 
 
 Simile : The Christmas cracker. 
 
 Ma belle amie! 
 
 II. 
 Your cheek is soft, and fair to see, 
 
 My sentiments exactly, on reading the first verse. 
 
 Ma belle amie ; 
 Your lips are sweet too sweet for me, 
 
 Ma belle amie. 
 
 I long, and yet I fear to press 
 That bosom in my wild caress, 
 Lest I should love you more or less, 
 
 This circumspection is the philosophy of bards. 
 
 Ma belle amie !
 
 12 "MES AMOURS." 
 
 III. 
 
 Since Friendship seems a trifle cold, 
 
 This should have been headed "The Lay of the Lazy Lover.' 
 
 Ma belle amie ; 
 And Love, you say, would be too bold, 
 
 Ma belle amie ; 
 
 We'll split the difference 'twixt the two, 
 And feel just as the Angels do : 
 That is I hardly know do you ? 
 
 Ma belle amie ! 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. Very charming and non-committal, like the trousers purchased by a frugal 
 mamma for her eldest boy, with a view to the "wrong side" for purposes of turning and alter 
 ing for the youngest.
 
 A QUESTION. 
 
 NOTE. A poem written by a bard who caused himself to be presented to me after the per 
 formance of " La Perichole." One of the few copies of verse that show internal evidence of 
 having been written for me alone. A very insidious form of poem, as it leaves one complete 
 liberty of action a liberty that one is bound to misuse. 
 
 WAS it a chance or Providence or what 
 
 That, on that fateful night, 
 Led my vague footsteps to the magic spot 
 
 That yen filled in with light? 
 
 f Why do bards ask these sort of questions ? Is it because they scan 
 
 easily, or is it the natural and irresponsible curiosity of bards ? 
 
 Was it a chance mere waywardness of yours 
 
 That caused your smile to say 
 That I was different to the gaping boors 
 
 Was there ever a man who didn't think this ? 
 
 Who came to see your play ? 
 
 Good ! This assumption is good, because by giving one the chance 
 to tell the bard he is mistaken, he prompts one to say he is right, 
 and thank him for saving one trouble. 
 
 At least i read that message in them then ; 
 
 And, though I laughed to think 
 That I the worst-used, bitterest of men 
 
 Should find another brink
 
 i 4 "MES AMOURS." 
 
 Of love to tremble on, yet in my heart 
 
 I knew the laugh untrue : 
 I saw the actress play the soulless part, 
 
 But through her I sxw you. 
 
 Very delicate and insinuating, and all the more charming as I don't 
 think any other woman ever had this particular poem. 
 
 Behind La Perichole I knew there lived 
 
 A woman " nobly planned " 
 Oh ! that grand night, when I so well contrived 
 
 To touch your little hand ! 
 
 It mas clever. If I remember rightly, he was presented, [I think, out 
 of spite,] by a man who hated him. A grand "send-off" fora 
 man, if he only knew. 
 
 And you ? Were " profits " in your mind just then, 
 
 Or was it but caprice ? 
 Was I an unit 'mongst the amorous men 
 
 Who came to see your piece ? 
 
 The bard is mistaken. I had no financial interest in the play. 
 
 Or was it different? Before 'tis o'er 
 Our little dream of love 
 
 " Dream" is good, but " my " would have been better. 
 
 And I must pass outside your jealous door, 
 And know you sit above, 
 
 Bless me ! does he mean when I am dead ? 
 
 Forgetting me on purpose putting me 
 Out of your life as vain 
 
 Apparently not. Thanks !
 
 A QUESTION. 15 
 
 Tell me the truth, my Dolly can it be 
 That I was loved again ? 
 
 What a question ! And from a man, too, who knew his Balzac by 
 heart ! 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. Prettily composed, but rather an unwise poem to send. Not suffi 
 ciently proprietary and deprecating two qualities that ought always to "jump to the eyes" 
 concomitantly in an amateur love-effusion. Still, as I said in the NOTE, this gives one a dan 
 gerous latitude of action.
 
 A MEMORY. 
 
 [AFTER DOLLY HAD CALLED UPON ME.] 
 
 NOTE. A clever poem, because it unites within itself three magic qualities : First, it is of the 
 adaptable kind, and may be sent to anyone on account of its impersonality ; second, it expresses 
 a state of rabid adoration without calling for any responsive effort on one's own part ; and third, 
 it is a purely ex-parte statement (to speak legally), and does not pretend to assume that one 
 in any way reciprocates the delirium one has produced. 
 
 A PERFUMED delirium steals thro' the air, 
 
 As I sit here alone, and the fire-light dies ; 
 And you stand here again, with your exquisite hair, 
 
 Quite right not to compromise himself on color. 
 
 With your passionate lips and your pleading eyes. 
 
 It was here that you sat if I stretch out my hand 
 I can almost believe that I touch you again ; 
 
 Like the hunger-mad sailor who springs for the land 
 That he sees in his madness but springs for in vain. 
 
 Expressive, this ! 
 
 Do mad people know they are mad do you think ? 
 
 And do the dead know they are dead ? tell me this : 
 I care not ! for I should be willing to sink 
 
 Into madness or death 'neath the spell of your kiss. 
 
 I wonder well, never mind, I think I'll let this verse go as it is.
 
 A MEMORY. 17 
 
 You're here once again leaning back in this chair, 
 And I am content to crouch here at your knee ; 
 
 In the flesh you are distant but what do I care 
 
 That your body is there, since your soul is with me. 
 
 A most convenient lover would that there were more like unto him ! 
 
 I hold you still closer your breath on my cheek 
 Drives the blood through my veins like a torrent of flame, 
 
 Whilst /dare not breathe. If my soul could but speak, 
 The Echoes Eternal would answer your name. 
 
 Again very cleverly uncompromittal ! A very cautious bard. A swain 
 once shouted my name at an echo, and it answered nothing but 
 "Jolly" and '"Folly." 
 
 And now ? It is morning you're still in my grasp, 
 As I shut close my door ; and I put out my light, 
 
 And I lie here. Alone ? Do you think I unclasp 
 
 My arms from your neck ? do I bid you " Good-night ? " 
 
 Ah, no ! 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. If all bards had the imagination, and resources within themselves for self- 
 delusion, that this one had, nous autres feimnes would lead a much pleasanter and male exist 
 ence. The one dreadful danger of the above is that its luridity and sultriness, and yet perfect 
 contentment, tempt one to "make an experience," saying, "That's all very well, but if etc., 
 etc." 
 
 2
 
 YOUR BIRTHDAY. 
 
 NOTE. A patent title ; like all the finest patents, valuable on account of its supreme simplicity 
 a title that covers a multitude of sins. This poem, however, is designed for sending when the 
 "affaire" is in full swing, and has a taste of spurious eternity ; very pleasant, even when one 
 has "been there before," so to speak. 
 
 I. 
 
 YOUR birthday ! To think you were living 
 
 For years before now : it is queer, 
 For I to my friends have been giving 
 
 The date of my birth as this year ; 
 
 An antique sentiment, but always pleasant. The only man who ever 
 
 said it truthfully was Adam. 
 
 And yet I am older than you ! 
 
 ISt/fp xn-tirsj rnnr^rninof Arlam. 
 
 Vide supra, concerning Adam. 
 
 My theory's right, and it's pleasant ; 
 
 Put by that old bogey, the Past : 
 We only are made for the Present, 
 
 To live while each new love can last. 
 
 Verse warranted to kill in the earlier stages, when one is afraid of 
 being bored. 
 
 We're not a year old, dear, we two ! 
 
 II. 
 
 We were born, when your soft hand in mine, dear, 
 
 Was clasped on that glorious day ; 
 When we vowed that our lives must combine, dear, 
 
 Whatever the world might say 
 
 [And what is the world when you woo ? ] 
 
 Deadly irresponsibility apparently, but quite harmless in the majority 
 of cases.
 
 YOUR BIRTHDAY. 19 
 
 We shall live while our hearts beat together, 
 
 A summer of flow'ry delight ; 
 And what need we care for the weather, 
 
 When all in our hearts is so bright ? 
 
 Our sunshine is there, sweet, \r\you! 
 
 Very previsional ; leaves independence of action in reserving the right 
 to say, some-day, " You put the light out." 
 
 III. 
 
 If the life we are only beginning, 
 
 With the love that has caused it, should fail ; 
 There are lovers more worthy the winning, 
 
 So why should my darling bewail ? 
 
 Irresponsible humility ; very reassuring when one isn't quite sure of 
 one's self. 
 
 The Present is sweet and is true ! 
 Away with the Future ! Its pages 
 
 May turn by themselves : you and I 
 By kisses alone mark the ages 
 Too happy to think or to die. 
 
 We're not a year old, dear, we two ! 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. A master-piece of preliminary poetry. Can only be written, however, 
 before you have had "scenes." Resembles, in many respects, the full blaze of a theatre-chan 
 delier, which outshines the tiny, everlasting flame that lights all the others when the gas is turned 
 on, but goes on burning when la grande jlainme is dead.
 
 YOUR BIRTHDAY. 
 
 NOTE. A great rarity, and therefore presented almost without comment. A genuine poem, 
 which means what it says the kind of verses one believes in, if one wants to. 
 
 ANOTHER year begun ! It seems 
 So strange to think that you and I 
 
 Must be together but in dreams, 
 Until the months have wearied by. 
 
 We have some mem'ries that are sweet 
 And in my dreams I see again 
 
 Those loving eyes, those lips I meet 
 In kisses that are almost pain. 
 
 For in them all my heart goes out 
 To meet the heart that beats for me. 
 
 Oh, darling ! I begin to doubt 
 If I can bear my misery. 
 
 I want you! All the world is cold, 
 And at your heart I fain would rest ; 
 
 My cares are hung'ring to be told ; 
 My head, to pillow on your breast.
 
 YOUR BIRTHDAY. 21 
 
 Was there a time it scarce can be 
 
 When you and I had never met ; 
 Had never let the minutes flee, 
 
 And found it glory to forget. 
 
 Your birthday ! Let the years go past 
 Our love, my sweet, is young and strong 
 
 And when we meet to break our fast, 
 Our feast of kisses shall be long. 
 
 That shall your birthday be ! This year 
 We will expunge with all disdain : 
 
 When next I kiss away your tear, 
 Then, darling, we will live again. 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. He meant it.
 
 TO MAHMOURE ON HER BIRTHDAY, 
 
 NOTE. This was written by a bard who was also an Oriental and who called me Mahmour^ 
 because he said that I reminded him of the Eastern hquris pf his dreams. I never complained 
 much, though I always had an idea that the said young ladies were not altogether proper per 
 sons to talk about cotnme si rien n'etait ! 
 
 MY DEAR MAHMOURE" : 
 
 What day has more worth 
 Than this of all others, the day of your birth ? 
 
 An awkward thing to say to many women if they are likely to compare 
 notes, which ihey generally are. 
 
 Ah ! would that in language both witty and terse 
 ' I could honour th'occasion in apposite verse. 
 
 How strangely propitious the skies must have been, 
 At the moment you made your debut on this scene 
 On that day when each 'osophy, 'mancy, and 'ology 
 "Took aback seat," giving place to Astrology. 
 
 For surely your charms must be mainly dependant 
 On Planets that happened to be "in ascendant," 
 When most of them said, "We regret that between us 
 We ne'er can produce such perfection as Venus : 
 For none of us can give our children such graces, 
 Such movements, such manners, such figures, such faces ; 
 
 " Que nous eussions le temps de corriger nos eprcuvcs" OLD STORY, 
 
 Tho' the world may admire our work when 'tis done, 
 'Tis the children of Venus who have 'all the fun.' " 
 
 He is doubtless right after all, what is mere astronomical correctness 
 to a bard in full swing of bard-ment ?
 
 TO MAHMOUR& ON HER BIRTHDAY. 23 
 
 True, /was not there, so I cannot remember 
 
 What stars " ruled " the sky 'twixt July and September ; 
 
 Good ! August is a difficult word to find a rhyme to. 
 
 But surely that sky must have been wondrous bright, 
 With planets propitious that day or that night. 
 
 How do I know ? Kindly pause to reflect 
 
 That I've e'er been a student of " cause and effect ;" 
 
 This is enough to make Dugald Stewart turn in his grave, and turn 
 Herbert Spencer's hair white, were it not that he has hardly any 
 and what he has is already white ! 
 
 And the happiest hours I've known this is true ' 
 Have been spent by the side, dear Mahmoure, of you. 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. I wonder if this is a patent-adaptable one. It sounds like it. There is 
 a dangerous impersonality about it, which is not conducive to implicit confidence in its " unique 
 ness."
 
 ON THE SUN-BLACKENED PROOF OF A 
 PHOTO, FOUND IN A NOVEL LENT ME 
 BY DOLLY. 
 
 NOTE. Nothing like a photo to inspire verse one can take one's time over it. If one sits 
 and gazes at a thing long enough, one becomes fascinated psychological fact, not claimed as 
 original. A proof obliterated by exposure to the hsht is treasure-trove to an adorer the 
 "flotsam, jetsam, and walend " of love ; though he knows it is one's own, it makes a great oppor 
 tunity for a.scne eie jalousie. 
 
 You lent me a favourite book, Dolly, 
 
 Yestre'en, when you bade me "Good-night ! " 
 
 Ere you lend one a book, you should look, Dolly, 
 To see that that book is " all right." 
 
 This is the one valuable point contained in this poem. Experto crede, 
 as the Latin grammar says. 
 
 You hadn't touched this for an age, Dolly 
 
 For five years at least, perhaps more 
 And turning a page to my rage Dolly, 
 
 A photo dropped out on the floor ! 
 And I sat and I glared at that thing, Dolly, 
 
 And thought, " Whose the deuce can it be ? " 
 
 So do I. I haven' tan idea. 
 
 When I show you that thing, will it bring, Dolly, 
 Recollections that are not of me ? 
 
 Probably. 
 
 I "snorted," in picking it up, Dolly 
 
 ['Twas red, and I felt like a bull] ; 
 But I frankly confess that my cup, Dolly, 
 
 Of mortification was full,
 
 ON THE PROOF OF A PHOTO. 25 
 
 And I wished that I'd let it lie there, Dolly ; 
 
 'Twas not a sensation of fun, 
 When I found nothing there, foul or fair, Dolly 
 
 'Twas a proof that had been in the sun ! 
 
 How wondrous are the works of Providence ! 
 
 Perhaps it bore your pretty face, Dolly, 
 Or that of Lord A or young B ? 
 
 Perhaps. 
 
 Would that I could efface ev'ry trace, Dolly, 
 
 Of that image, that wasn't of me ; 
 But the sun had completed his task, Dolly 
 
 There wasn't a line to be seen. 
 
 Vide su^ra, concerning Providence. 
 
 I only can ask, " 'Neath this mask, Dolly, 
 What face years ago might have been ?" 
 
 I should like to imagine 'twas yours, Dolly; 
 But ah ! I can hardly believe 
 
 That of photo of yours you have scores, Dolly, 
 A proof in your " pet book " you'd leave. 
 
 The author was a person of keen perceptive faculties. 
 
 There isn't much doubt in my mind, Dolly, 
 
 That here was the face of some swain 
 To whom you were kind which you'll find, Dolly, 
 
 Not hard to call up once again. 
 
 This is an error. 
 
 And you'll not hold this knowledge aloof, Dolly, 
 
 When I ask when this love you forsook ; 
 Had you fled from his roof, when this proof, Dolly, 
 
 You kept and preserved in his book ? 
 
 Haven't the slightest idea. I fancy he hadn't a roof! 
 
 Dolly's Answer. 
 Lord bless you ! 'twas a photograph of me no doubt a 
 
 fright 
 Of which I only had the proof, and left it in the light ;
 
 2 6 "MES AMOURS." 
 
 I sat for it, no doubt, one day, entirely forgetting 
 That " All pictures must be paid for [horrid rule] at time of 
 setting." 
 
 [So the finished photos never came home, and I stuck that 
 in there as a book-marker. That's all '/] 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. The answer, though ungrammatical and prevaricatory, is the only one pos 
 sible under the circumstances. I expect the author didn't care much one way or the other, but 
 merely thanked the "proof" for a grand opportunity to sling ink at me.
 
 A PHOTOGRAPH. 
 
 NOTE. Another photo-poem. There is no doubt Daguerre has a great deal to answer for 
 in this matter of amateur effusions apropos of photographs. This is another of the patent- 
 adaptable form of poem may be sent to any one and at any time. Specially recommended for 
 young or disappointed bards. 
 
 WHY do you mock me, dear, with this 
 
 The face I ne'er may see again, 
 The lips I ne'er again may kiss 
 
 Why do you send me so much pain ? 
 
 I sit and watch the sweet lips part ; 
 I almost see them smile for me : 
 
 A pretty thought, and very acceptable saves one a deal of personal 
 trouble. 
 
 But in the picture there's no heart 
 I doubt if there's a heart in thee. 
 
 A common reproach, psychologically insulting, and pathologically in 
 correct. 
 
 The little foot peeps underneath 
 
 That frock I've seen my darling wear 
 
 The author had evidently been reading Sir Thomas Suckling: 
 " Her feet beneath her petticoat 
 Like little mice peeped in and out," etc. 
 
 All, Sweet, these memories are death ; 
 Your loss is more than I can bear ! 
 
 Come back to me, and be mine own, 
 
 This sounds familiar. 
 
 And all the world shall count as naught ;
 
 28. "MES AMOURS." 
 
 Within my heart you reign alone, 
 The queen of me in every thought. 
 
 The two ." telling " lines of the poem. 
 
 Come back to me ! I cry in vain ; 
 
 Come back to me ! in vain I pray : 
 Your photograph, in dumb disdain, 
 
 Reminds me you are far away. 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. An incontrovertible poem, though obviously a mixture of truism and 
 paradox. Strange that men can be so inconsistent as to live after writing such verses as these.
 
 LET IT BE SOON. 
 
 NOTE. For a brief hour I was very proud of this; for it was sent me by a very celebrated 
 dramatist and song-writer, with an introductory note connecting it with a visit he paid me on 
 the banks of the Thames. I subsequently found that he had sent it to every lady in the party, 
 and, worse still, had published it as a song. It was then that I began to doubt the sex which has 
 foolishly been called the stronger. 
 
 LET it be soon ! Life was not made to long 
 
 For far-off hours in dim futurity. 
 Thy presence soothes me like some distant song. 
 
 Oh ! where my head has rested, let it lie. 
 
 Pretty, and calculated to advance matters with a rush. This seems to 
 assume that the author is an dernier bien ; and when one expost 
 ulates he can shelter himself behind poetic license in more senses 
 than one and the fevered imagination of the bard. 
 
 Hope is the morning, Love the afternoon. 
 
 Let it be soon ! 
 
 Let it be soon ! The treasured daylight dies, 
 And changes sadly to the chill of night ; 
 
 But summer reigns forever in thine eyes, 
 And at thy touch grief stealeth out of sight. 
 
 A potent argument, and warranted to kill if not too freely diffused. 
 This was too freely diffused. 
 
 After these years of longing, let Love swoon. 
 
 Let it be soon ! 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. An ideal poem for "general" use. Should be copied in manifold, and 
 carried continually for distribution at critical intervals ; but should be distributed to people who 
 don't know one another, as it is the kind of poem that women always show one another in con 
 fidence.
 
 FROM MY FLY-LEAVES. 
 
 NOTE. A well-known author of my acquaintance has been in the habit of sending me his 
 books as they come out, with little verses dedicatory scribbled on their fly-leaves. I have singled 
 out these two as being the most complimentary and pretty, and the answer to the first as being 
 clever though rude. 
 
 FROM THE FLY-LEAF OF A BOOK THAT I " INTERRUPTED " BY 
 MAKING HIS ACQUAINTANCE. 
 
 THE first part is dull because then I knew not 
 The genius of life that you hold in each look ; 
 
 The last part is duller to know you I'd got, 
 
 And, knowing you, how could I think of my book ? 
 
 [I lent the book to a juvenile bard who cherished the superstition that 
 he had adored me, but that I was false and faithless idiosyncra- 
 cies, both of them. On seeing the above, he dipped his pen in gall 
 and wrote the following.] 
 
 OH ! why should the thoughts of the false little Doll 
 Interfere with the course of constructing a vol. ? 
 Hawk preys not on hawk ; brother bothers not brother ; 
 Why should one piece of fiction embarrass another ? 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. Lovely !
 
 FROM MY FLY-LEASES. 31 
 
 FROM THE FLY-LEAF OF A SUBSEQUENT WORK, AT THE " CON 
 STRUCTION " OF WHICH I ASSISTED. 
 
 THOUGH critics may deride, dear, 
 Though few the readers be ; 
 
 I wrote it by your side, dear, 
 And that's enough for me. 
 
 ANOTHER. 
 
 THE critics say the world's not so, 
 And call me cynical and snarling ; 
 
 But then, one fact they did not know- 
 I wrote it ere I knew thee, Darling. 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. The great charm of snap-verses of this kind lies in the fact that the 
 bard has to come to the point at once, so cannot shelter himself behind the periphrastic ambig- 
 uousness which is, at once, the privilege and the protection of bards.
 
 A QUESTION. 
 
 NOTE. Another title recommended as patent, on account of its adaptability ; it seems to 
 be based on the advice of the philosophic luminary who said, " If you want to inculcate a fact 
 of which you are yourself not quite certain, state it boldly, but interrogatively." 
 
 D Y, has it ever crossed your thoughts 
 
 Leave blank for name, and alter to suit metre. 
 
 That we were made for one another ? 
 
 It certainly had not struck me in that light. 
 
 Had something else been otherwise, 
 
 Deliciously vague, this. 
 
 We might have lived and loved together ? 
 
 Possibly ? The "premises " are too vague to allow of definite reply. 
 
 "Tis said that in this world below 
 Each soul would find a sister-half, 
 If only they knew where to meet 
 
 Surely, there are lots of places ? 
 
 But better never meet at all 
 
 Than thus to meet and meeting, part ! 
 
 Parfaitement ! 
 
 Can it be true that you will never, dear, 
 
 Unbind that glossy hair for me ? 
 
 Can it be true I ne'er again shall press 
 
 Impassioned kisses on your lips ? 
 
 Or lay my cheek upon that polished arm ? 
 
 " Cheek " was a dangerous word to have used. 
 
 Can this be true, whilst knowing what I know ? 
 
 Classic uncertainty again.
 
 A QUESTION. 33 
 
 I dream of you and watch your portrait's eyes, 
 In foolish hope that they will turn on me, 
 In silly craving they might smile on me. 
 
 The convict feels a lighter chain, 
 
 Who hopes for future liberty : 
 
 But I my Darling, give me hope ! 
 
 The awful commonplace of life 
 
 Must separate, for weeks, for months, for years 
 
 But tell, " Sweet Sister-half," that I have found 
 
 When next we meet, will you say, " Never-more? 
 
 I don't even know now, as we never met again. 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. The tumultuous " Walt-Whitman-esqueness " of this "measured prose" 
 is not without its charm, but this, as a whole, is deprecatory with the wrong sort of deprecation. 
 Humility should always be arrogant (pardon the paradox ! }, otherwise it is apt to miss fire. If 
 I remember rightly, this missed fire.
 
 A DREAM-WISH. 
 
 NOTE. And it really deserves to be fulfilled, for it is the least exigeant poem I have 
 ever had hurled at me. One feels inclined to say, like the lady in the French play, whose lover 
 announces his intention of going into the business of thinking only of her, to whom she replies, 
 cordially, " P"aitei-donc ! Faites-donc ! " 
 
 I. 
 
 WHEN sleep rests on my eyelids, and the train 
 
 Of fairy fancies from the realm of dreams 
 
 Comes with its wand to stir my drowsy brain, 
 
 And wake my senses to the golden gleams 
 
 Of joyous scenes that make my sleep more sweet, 
 My happiness is made the more complete 
 If in my dreams I see thy face again. 
 
 How easy it is to give pleasure to one's fellow-creatures if one would 
 only take the trouble ! 
 
 II. 
 
 I'd never wake if thou wouldst but abide 
 In dreamland evermore, and lovingly 
 
 Wouldst nestle close and trusting at my side, 
 And give thyself with all thy heart to me. 
 
 For, waking, I might find thee cold and stern- 
 
 Probabiy ! 
 
 A goddess, on whose altar I might burn 
 My heart to ashes, and gain naught beside. 
 
 Ditto. 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. This also is rather the lay of a lazy lover. I told him so, and he sent me 
 a hundred verses, which, on the death of two compositors, I have finally decided not to print.
 
 THE IMAGINING OF A FEVERED IMAGINA 
 TION. 
 
 NOTE. The author of the following lines might just possiby have saved himself by their title, 
 but he didrft risk it, i.e., I never knew who wrote them, though I have compared the writing with 
 hundreds of others ; and I give them as the most piano specimens of dozens like unto them 
 only worse that I have received from unknown bards with equally convenient (for me and them) 
 imaginations. 
 
 praise the shape of thy form so fair, 
 
 An inferior line ; but he hadn't yet settled down to his stride, I suppose. 
 
 Sweet Mistress, mine ; 
 Thy coral lips, thine auburn hair, 
 
 And eyes that shine ! 
 But these charms thro' a dull, cold veil they see, 
 
 By order of the Lord Chamberlain. 
 
 And that veil is lifted alone for me 
 
 When the rich brown mass of thy glossy hair 
 
 [Its waves unbound], 
 Sheds o'er thy beauty a mantle rare, 
 
 Floating around, 
 Striving to hide, with envious skill, 
 
 Thy bosom soft and glowing, 
 White as the snow, without its chill, 
 
 What an imagination ! 
 
 While far beneath the wild veins thrill, 
 Like Hecla's lava flowing. 
 
 /put in "Hecla ; " he said " Hector" but I don't think there's a volcano 
 or a moth of that name. 
 
 Tis mine to divide each glossy tress, 
 From that soft and yielding form ;
 
 36 "MES AMOURS." 
 
 Tis mine alone to hear thy sigh 
 
 At passion's height, 
 When flames,, as if electric, fly, 
 Convulse the frame, illume the eye. 
 
 Edisonian, to say the least of it. N.B. This verse has been a good 
 deal Bowdlerized. 
 
 Their hearts, their very souls, they'd give 
 For this short hour with thee : 
 
 In this short hour with thee I live 
 A whole Eternity. 
 
 In imagination as per title bien entendu ! 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. And this is the kind of trash that is li metred" out (excuse me !) to 
 any popular actress who appears well on the stage instead of in a box at the opera, by 
 the yard.
 
 THE ANSWER. 
 
 NOTE. This was sent me by a boy, who had, in a moment of agony, confessed to me some 
 terrible passages in his early life. As I really cared a little for him, I was able to comfort him 
 somewhat, and next day sent him the verses on page 6. This was his answer, written with 
 the messenger-boy looking over his shoulder. 
 
 TELL me, dear Love, have you ever reflected 
 
 On how you have brightened this hard life of mine ? 
 
 Tell me, my Sweet, if you ever expected 
 
 To make an existence so wretched, divine ? 
 
 Very complimentary, even if he didn't mean it. 
 
 Can you conceive how I lived ere I met you ? 
 
 Yes, perfectly. 
 
 Can you imagine a life without love ? 
 
 Well, I don't know. 
 
 Dear, if you can, you know well why I've set you 
 All women who walk upon earth, far above. 
 
 A very easy remark to make. 
 
 May you ne'er dream of the sickening sorrow 
 With which all my loveless " to-days " had been rife, 
 Till a wretched " to-day " turned a glorious " to-morrow," 
 As your voice and your touch stirred my dead soul to life. 
 
 And this you have done for me, Dolly. Ah, never 
 Forget that 'twas you broke the links of my chain, 
 
 What a responsibility ! and how dangerous ! A woman never breaks 
 a man's chain but she makes her own. 
 
 402G3G
 
 38 "MES AMOURS." 
 
 And that all lies with you : shall I live thus forever ? 
 Or must I go back to the old life again ? 
 
 As if you'd go if I sent you. 
 
 Come always to me in your thoughts, and remember 
 That here there beats always a heart that is true ; 
 
 Oh ! man, man ! " Always," indeed ! 
 
 And bid memory chaunt of that month of September, 
 When first you saw me, and at last I met you. 
 
 Humility very delicately expressed. A most deadly line, implying, as 
 it does, a life passed in endless struggles to this end. I can almost 
 hear him sigh as he says " at last." 
 
 And, Sweetheart, if ever your courage should waver, 
 When I've gone away and the years onward roll, 
 Be strong for my sake ; for if you are o'ertaken, 
 I'm bound to fall too, since I've left you my Soul ! 
 
 This is the sort of verse most women would give their souls to believe. 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. Really very pretty, and a very dangerous poem to receive. It appeals 
 to the maternal instinct, which, even if unexpressed, is so strong with "us." At the same time 
 there is in the above an apparent readiness to make the best of "anything" that is calculated 
 to find a weak spot in the barricade against the natural enemy, if such weak spot exist.
 
 A LEGEND OF KING WILLIAM STREET. 
 MAY, 1879. 
 
 NOTE. I hesitated about including these verses, as they are purely local ; but their clever 
 ness and " Gilbertian" audacity of rhyme decide me to print them. It was at the Folly, in King 
 William Street, Strand, that I played La Perichole, and first met the author of these lines. 
 
 THERE came from Pall-Mall a poor, desolate diner-out ; 
 His clothes they were faultless, his manners superb ; 
 From all the "Spring Captains" you'd ne'er pick a finer out. 
 
 " Spring Captains '' are the young officers of the " Household troops," 
 who promenade Pall-Mall during the season. 
 
 But sadly this ev'ning he steps o'er the kerb : 
 For William Street blazes no longer for Dolly, 
 
 With sweet music wedded to words of Torn Bowles ; 
 
 T. B.. editor of Vanity Fair, who wrote the English libretto of " La 
 Perichole." 
 
 And dark seem the portals that lead to the " Folly," 
 Where now maunders only old Sheridan Knowles. 
 
 " La Perichole," was followed by a revival of one of Sheridan Knowles' 
 plays. 
 
 "Ah ! " cries the fond youth, "while I lounged at the 'Gaiety,' 
 And gazed at the rhythmical legs of Kate Vaughan, 
 
 The queen of English step-dancers of this quarter-century. 
 
 And watched country curates contend with the laity 
 In clapping their Connie so nice, though a raw'un 
 
 The worship of " the child " Connie Gilchrist was then at its height. 
 
 I simply forgot that in all there's finality ; 
 
 That even Sweet Farren's best antics may pall ; 
 
 The " star " of the " Gaiety " burlesque company. 
 
 That only in Dolly lives constant vitality, 
 
 To quicken your pulse as you sit in your stall.
 
 40 "MES AMOURS." 
 
 And now that vile Shepperton's swallowed my Perichole, 
 
 I had taken a cottage to rest in at Shepperton-on-Thames. 
 
 And ' Women, dear Women,' no longer is heard, 
 The feeling that happiness all is at Jericho'll 
 
 Make me do something or other absurd. 
 Oh, death ! I beseech, come take this wretch away, oh ! 
 
 I'll shoot or I'll hang me, now Dolly has flown, 
 Or else I will hie me to hunt Ketchewayo, 
 
 The South African imbroglio was then going on. 
 
 Or sit through ' The Lady of Lyons' alone ! 
 No ! Into the river! And then she'll be sure to see 
 
 How I still mourn for those ev'nings so sweet ; 
 For old Father Thames, with his usual courtesy, 
 
 Will bear my damp corpse to her miniature feet ! " 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. A chapter of contemporary dramatic history, this. The experimental 
 bard, if he knew the " consequences " of this poem, would take a lesson and write this kind of 
 thing, instead of indulging in " the premeditated verbiage of irresponsible amorousness."
 
 LONELY, BUT NOT ALONE. 
 
 NOTE. This poem celebrates in verse (though retrospectively) the most charming epoch of an 
 affaire i.e., the moment at which one has made up one's mind that one is quite content and 
 wants nothing more ; the point at which nothing jars upon one, and the word "contentment" has 
 not become, as it usually does, later on, a synonym for "carelessness." 
 
 THE silvery Thames was flowing past, 
 
 There at our feet it hurried by, 
 And in delight too dear to last 
 
 Prophecy after the event is a privilege of bards. 
 
 We sat together She and I ; 
 And if no words between us went, 
 It was that we were quite content. 
 
 Vide La Fontaine, concerning the ostrich. 
 
 But one short month since fate, or chance, 
 To where she was my steps had ta'en, 
 
 Since I had dared to break a lance 
 
 With "someone else :" had dared disdain, 
 
 And found, ere Doll an hour I knew, 
 
 A tender woman, sweet and true. 
 
 Oh ! happy days that followed then, 
 
 When by the river-side we sat, 
 And talked of future glories, when 
 
 The laurel wreath should spoil my hat ; 
 
 He was a rising journalist at the time ; he has since risen. 
 
 And in that sky of Hope, serene 
 My gentle Dolly reigned as Queen.
 
 42 "MES AMOURS." 
 
 All now is gone ; and I am here 
 Alone, three thousand miles away, 
 
 To chronicle the social leer, 
 To watch the social idiots play, 
 
 He regulated the columns of a celebrated " society paper." 
 
 While Yankee dandies draw the cork 
 To Dolly's health in far New York. 
 
 His choicest anathema was always reserved for " the land of the brave, 
 etc." 
 
 Shall I despair, shall I let pass, 
 The hopes on which alone I live ? 
 
 Consent to write me down an ass, 
 No longer for that laurel strive. 
 
 Ah, no! I never can forget ; 
 
 With her I will be happy yet. 
 
 This sounds familiar. 
 
 I see her smile across the sea, 
 I hear her voice within my soul ; 
 
 If this sort of thing, apparently easy to bards, were to come into gen 
 eral use, the telephone and phonograph would be badly " out of it" 
 
 Her clinging kisses come to rne, 
 
 Though leagues of sea between us roll ; 
 She sits beside me while I write, 
 And in my dreams we'll meet to-night. 
 
 Excellent ! and most convenient. 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. Strange is it not ? that just as death produces inflation (physically and 
 biographically), when one has parted from a bard, he never celebrates anything but the roses of 
 life. Possibly the rose, being dry, is easily preserved, whilst the thorns, being fortunately brit 
 tle, break off or get absorbed by the blotting-paper of e very-day existence.
 
 RETROSPECTIVE. 
 
 NOTE. This, again, is a grand adaptable title, like " After ; " and I strongly suspect that 
 it is a patent-adaptable poem, suitable for sending round promiscuously to ladies who go to the 
 theatre with, or are escorted home from balls by, bards. The rhythm, which may be described 
 as "broken-tooth-comb metre," is strongly recommended to bards whose feelings are too strong 
 for their scansion. Tumultuously pretty, nevertheless. 
 
 THERE 
 
 At the door she stood, 
 So passing fair 
 In the halo of her rich brown hair ; 
 
 This line must alter to suit color of hair. 
 
 What was it 
 In her steadfast eyes 
 
 Good universal description of eyes. 
 
 That reached the tear-well in rny heart, 
 
 Bade the drops rise, 
 And made it sad to part ? 
 
 Goodness knows ! 
 
 She did not love ; 
 She would not say she cared : 
 
 What was the use after the preceding line ? 
 
 And yet 
 
 Her look confessed regret, 
 And had I dared 
 
 Osez toujours ! 
 
 To seize her in my arms 
 And kiss her brow,
 
 44 "MES AMOURS." 
 
 To break the spell her charms 
 
 Had thrown around me ; 
 
 And tell her how 
 I loved her how she found me 
 
 Sick of life and daily fret 
 
 Till we had met ; 
 
 I have heard this, passim ! They all say this and we all like it, and 
 believe it. 
 
 Had I kissed her soul away, 
 
 Till she were fain 
 
 To say 
 Whether her heart were touched or nay, 
 
 Though it were pain 
 
 To part, it were not vain 
 
 To hope that we might meet again. 
 
 Seems almost a pity he did not dare. If I remember rightly, he didn't. 
 One can't rely on the after-utterances of bards as statements of fact. 
 
 I see her there, 
 Like some fair statue stand, 
 With streaming hair, 
 
 This is unlikely. 
 
 And shoulders bare, 
 
 This is not. 
 
 A living grace from some " antique." 
 
 And I can only kiss her hand, 
 
 And once more 
 Look into her eyes ; 
 
 She will not speak ; 
 And now I close, 
 With sighs, 
 The door : 
 
 They must have been powerful sighs.
 
 RETROSPECTIVE. 45 
 
 And through the night 
 I watch her light 
 
 Above, 
 And mark 
 Her shadow as it comes and goes. 
 
 Alas ! the light is out, 
 
 And all is dark : 
 Will she doubt 
 My love ? 
 
 What else can she do, if the above is a reliable tabulation of the 
 " premises " ? 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. One feels inclined to quote Soyer or Francatelli, and say, in conclusion : 
 " Flavour to taste, add coloring-matter and ornament, and serve hot on clean paper." A 
 charming composition, however ; and as the writer is the author of several charming libretti, I 
 recommend it to him for reproduction as a recitative. That is, if he hasn't already scattered it 
 around too freely.
 
 LES ACCROCHE-COEURS. 
 
 NOTE. Written when it was the fashion to wear little curls at the outlying districts of one's 
 hair, which we called accroche-coeurs. 
 
 WE neither said a word, and yet 
 
 Heart spoke to heart, as side by side 
 
 This garrulity of bards' hearts is most convenient. 
 
 We stood that day together : 
 No strangers, for we often met ; 
 
 But still there seemed a gulf as wide 
 
 As May and winter weather. 
 
 He wants a word here. 
 
 I heard her breathing come and go : 
 
 It can't have been me I'm not asthmatic. 
 
 My own heart beat so very fast, 
 
 I thought it must be breaking. 
 Whether she cared for me or no 
 I could not tell, but hoped at last 
 
 Love in her soul was waking. 
 
 Her hand grew warmer, clasping mine, 
 
 Not even a bard ought to tell his mistress that her hands are 
 "clammy." 
 
 And when our glances met, her eyes, 
 I fancy, sparkled brighter ; 
 But Love as yet had shown no sign : 
 I felt a tender, vague " surprise," 
 
 And clasped her hand yet tighter.
 
 LES ACCROCHE-CCEURS. 47 
 
 The perfume of her scented hair, 
 The contact of her silken dress, 
 
 Thrilled all my veins to bursting. 
 
 Qa-yest! 
 
 She would not speak I did not dare ; 
 For one love-draught, in sore distress, 
 
 My anguished soul was thirsting. 
 
 And thus we stood, each other near, 
 Without a word ; our eyes were bright, 
 
 Than eyes of love far blinder ; 
 
 I thought this idea was exploded in these days, when, as Tiffany says, 
 " The price is legibly marked on every article." 
 
 And as I turned in dull, cold fear, 
 Her profile came against the light 
 
 The window was behind her. 
 
 And there, beneath her looped-up hair, 
 The little curls peeped out and smiled 
 And yet no word was spoken. 
 
 I could not help myself, but there 
 
 I clasped her round, my darling Child ; 
 
 Enfiii ! 
 
 And feeling now nor doubt nor fear, 
 I kissed her neck, and little ear ; 
 
 And as I pressed her finger-tips, 
 
 She turned and gave me up her lips 
 
 How shocking ! 
 
 And so the ice was broken. 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. This poem should have been inspired by a return from a ball, when He is 
 just saying good-by. If I were writing this scene for a play, I should describe it thus : A 
 little low cottage in a quaint garden. Though the month is July, at this early hour the air is 
 sweet and fresh. The garden-door, swinging to, shuts out the London street and life. Once 
 through the porch and open door, they stand in the hall, in that deadly quiet 'twixt dying night 
 
 and living day, and take the first step toward making each other happy or miserable most 
 
 probably the latter. I wonder if the real inspiration was anything like this ?
 
 REVERIE. 
 
 NOTE. I found this on my desk one night on my return from a theatre. It was evidently 
 scribbled between naps with which He beguiled the time till my return. He will doubtless be 
 horrified to see such a hasty effort in print. Moral : Put not thy trust in Dolls. 
 
 WITH all the chill of friendship in mine eyes, 
 
 Yes, it is always there. 
 
 With all the fire of longing in my soul, 
 
 Most satisfactorily hidden. 
 
 I lie alone for you are gone and watch 
 The cinders, busy in their idleness, 
 Writhe into wreaths and stumble into shapes, 
 To fall once more and leave no trace behind 
 Of the weird fancies of the dying fire : 
 
 Charming ! I've used this myself somewhere else. 
 
 Its last confession as it were before 
 It crumbles into dry, decadent dust ! 
 
 Who was the Sage who, in rough days of old, 
 
 God knows. I don't know anything. 
 
 When flight of time was marked alone by lust 
 Of life and near approach of chillsome death, 
 Said that, of all things dangerous and bad, 
 The worst was when a woman thought alone ? 
 
 I hear that this was Juvenal. Probably ! he was nothing if he wasn't 
 rude to ladies. 
 
 He spoke in wanton ignorance that man, 
 Left solitary with his own drear thoughts, 
 
 Is worse a thousand-fold ; for he blasphemes 
 The world and all tilings, dreaming of his past. 
 
 My own pocket Manfred.
 
 R&VERIE. 49 
 
 To lie and listen to the dying voice 
 Of dying day, in the great city's din 
 Hushed incoherent 'neath the folds of nio:ht : 
 
 O ' 
 
 To lie, amid the cushions and the silks 
 Of your divan, and wonder whether it 
 Would speak of things more strange, could it but speak, 
 
 Curiosity. 
 
 Than all these memories, which start from naught, 
 Thrown on the screen of thought in bold relief, 
 Cast by the magic-lantern of the Soul. 
 
 Wild thoughts of Days that had not any Night, 
 
 How sleepy I must have been ! This would mislead people as to my 
 mode of existence. 
 
 Of tingling joy in Life that knew not Death, 
 Of hours of Pleasure where no thought of Pain 
 Crept in to make the pleasure dear to us ; 
 Of captive hours, chained in the bond of eyes 
 That shone on us alone, and bade us drown 
 Of such conceits as " Time " and " Space " the thoughts, 
 When we lay drugged in lethargy of love, 
 And fancied our unconsciousness was peace ! 
 
 To lie, contrasting with our happy hours, 
 
 The wretched ones when those that we have loved 
 
 Seemed cold, or disappointment chilled the fire 
 
 Too many chills, my friend you'll get influenza. 
 
 Of longing in our hearts and bade despair, 
 Distrust, and disenchantment take its place ; 
 Of moments when our hearts have beaten high 
 With wild expectancy of joys supreme ; 
 Of how those moments faded into dull, 
 Cold misery, when Nothingness ensued. 
 4
 
 50 "MES AMOURS." 
 
 Ah, well ! why mock the solitary hours 
 
 With thoughts like these ? Rise up, contemplate 
 
 The Present, with its dazzling brilliancy 
 
 That shines into our eyes and bids us cease 
 
 To think at all of Future things or Past ! 
 
 Ah, there ! Omar Whayyam ! 
 
 The " now " is good ; take heed lest you, by calm, 
 Dispassionate reflection, 'neath the rose, 
 
 See the sharp thorn of Disillusionment, 
 
 Very sound philosophy always avoid the thorns. 
 
 As through a murky lens th'astronomer 
 Sees spots upon the sun ! 
 
 \The folio-wing note was finned to the J>oem^\ 
 
 DEAREST DOLLY: Don't leave me alone with myself in a place where you have been ! I get 
 upon my nerves and think of things that never have been, till my mind wanders away and leaves 
 my body mad. Yours, 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. This boy was possessed by the original idea that he was not, never could 
 be, jealous. Oh, Vanity, thy name is not always woman !
 
 AFTER. 
 
 NOTE. This should have been called "An Interlude." I think it is in the nature of the skele 
 ton-key adaptable to the dead-locks of flirtation. Poem suitable for sending to a loved one 
 before going out of town, where one may find someone one likes better. Its great advantage is 
 that if the above does not take place, one can triumphantly point to the last verse, and, working 
 the " misunderstanding " racket, start fresh. 
 
 I FELT, long ago, that my day-dream was past ; 
 
 But I know 'twould have softened the sting of my pain 
 Had you told me yourself ih&t I'd wakened at last, 
 
 Had I heard your sweet voice only once, once again. 
 
 Introductory verse easily explained, if necessary, by referring to some 
 casual tiff on some trivial subject. 
 
 'Twas your cold, cruel silence that taught me despair, 
 When no word echoed mine as I whispered your name ; 
 
 Your answer, unspoken, was cruel to bear, 
 
 And I left you in silence ah ! was I to blame ? 
 
 Clever, because completely unanswerable. Nothing to lay hold of, but 
 effect all the same, viz., ' he left me in silence" explanation might 
 have been too definitive. 
 
 And now it's all over : I know 'tis too late, 
 
 And I know ere we meet that 'twill be but to part ; 
 
 But grant me one sign, for this pain 'twill abate 
 
 If it come from your lips, from your hand, from your heart. 
 
 A thoroughly Jesuitical verse, suggestive of the gentleman who said 
 " I go," and went not. Note the artful italics in the fourth line.
 
 52 "MES AMOURS." 
 
 If only you'll tell me that thus you will be, 
 Ever silent perhaps, yet in silence the same ; 
 
 If my soul turns in mute adoration to Thee, 
 If I love you in silence ah ! am I to blame ? 
 
 After writing this go ! Don't wait to be told. The prevision of the 
 second line saves a world of trouble. 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. A most useful poem, and adaptable to nearly every stage of a toquade. It 
 also has the supreme advantage that it may be sent even after the lapse of years, and in expla 
 nation of innumerable infidelities.
 
 EROTIC CHESTNUTS. 
 
 NOTE. This was written me just as this volume was going to press, by a friend who looked 
 over some of the MSS., and to whom I remarked on the sameness of their expressions. He was 
 touched at a sore point evidently, for he sat down and wrote me the following, under the above 
 title. 
 
 You tell me all men say the same 
 
 Mendacious things when they adore ! 
 
 They do. 
 
 If so, you ought to lay the blame 
 
 On all these men who've loved before : 
 
 There'd be plenty to go round. 
 
 For surely you've no right to scold 
 
 Me when I say that " Only you 
 Have understood me " if it's old, 
 
 A male version of ihefenzme incompxise fiction. 
 
 It need not therefore be untrue ! 
 
 Not necessarily. 
 
 And when I say that " 2 unbend 
 Alone for you, and show myself, 
 
 This is almost eh ? What ? 
 
 You need not cease to be my friend 
 Because 'twas said by some poor elf 
 
 It was. 
 
 Who doubtless also said what I 
 
 Say now to you, that "Any day 
 I'd gladly lay me down and die 
 
 If you should find me in your way ! " 
 
 Vide AFTER-THOUGHT on p. 28. 
 
 And possibly e'en you've denied 
 
 The truth of statements such as this : 
 
 I have.
 
 54 "MES AMOURS." 
 
 I'm only happy by your side ! " 
 
 This would be all right if one never saw them with anyone else. 
 
 And " Loving you is simply bliss ! " 
 
 A veritable marron glact. 
 
 "Tis possible these have been said 
 By men flirtatious, bad, and bold, 
 
 They have. 
 
 But, oh ! I trust you'll not be led 
 
 To doubt them now because they're old ! 
 
 Envoy. 
 
 Now listen to me, and henceforward be wise : 
 " 1 never have loved any woman but you " 
 
 Was remarked by Pere Adam in Paradise, 
 
 Since when as a statement it's been untrue ! 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. " None but the brave deserve the fair," and this man deserves anything 
 even immortalization as one of " Mes Amours," though a frivolous and irreverent one.
 
 MY OWN.
 
 A CONSOLATION. 
 
 NOTE. Oh ! why, when my inmost soul yearns for the harmony of graceful, flowing rhythm, 
 will my pen only jingle the monotone of rhyme ? My spirit prays for Pegasus, and is confronted 
 by the Rhyming dictionary : Heart, part, start, dart, tart, smart ; love, dove, glove ; stove, move, 
 prove ; and so on. My rhymes remind me of the maddening musician mercilessly miscalled, 
 who thinks, because with the forefinger of the right hand he can pick out a tune in the treble, "The 
 claims of concomitant bass ! Have nothing to do with the case, Tra-la ! " and so continues till, to 
 the educated ear, agony reaches the end of the gamut in consecutive fifths and octaves, and 
 desperation supervenes. Thus, for instance : 
 
 DEATH and I walk side by side, 
 He the Bridegroom, I the bride ; 
 He whom I've so oft defied 
 Will no longer be denied ; 
 Whilst between us, yawning wide, 
 Lies a Gulf a rushing tide 
 Of a Fear I dare not hide : 
 Dismal Fate, to be allied 
 To a Spectre who must guide 
 Evermore my every Stride. 
 
 \Change of rhyme, thank heaven /] 
 
 Many in Health still share my Fate : 
 Soul bound to Soul, in Bonds of Hate ; 
 Life linked to Life, not Mate to Mate ; 
 Their Chaunt eternal, " Too late ! Too late ! " 
 
 [Once more ; thank you /]
 
 58 "MES AMOURS." 
 
 I'd sooner my grisly Bridegroom keep, 
 
 Than change with lives like this, all Strife ; 
 
 For I, too, have known what it is to weep, 
 
 In my Soul, at the sound of the words " My wife." 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. Why should an initial error trammel one within the sordid boundaries of 
 similarity of metre? Bards, let us not be slaves ! Let us, like the ostrich, stop our ears to criti 
 cism, and do as seemeth, not best, but easiest to us ! Also N.B.: Without the Capitals this 
 Poem would be nowhere !
 
 A WORD OF INTERPOLATED APOLOGY. 
 
 THE following two poems (pardon rhymes ! ) were written 
 after reading a volume entitled "Passionate Poems." I had 
 fallen in love, and with me the divine disease of Eros lasts, as 
 a rule let us be accurate about six hours and three-quar 
 ters ; and being, as a natural consequence, full of fervid frenzy, 
 it occurred to me that the sacred fire had entered into my 
 breast (I believe that is the point it usually attacks). I was 
 deliberate, as a poet should be, with my preparations. I 
 thought that if I could mix up the words " Love," " Hell," 
 " Desire," "Hate," "Soul," "God," "Love-drouth," and 
 " Limbs" all with capital letters \vide preceding specimen] 
 together with my own yearning agony, I, too, might make 
 happy homes desolate and uncomfortable. In the throes of 
 this particular passion, which lasted close on seven hours, I 
 " threw off " I believe that is the expression sacred to dogs 
 and doggerel the following, and sent them per messenger- 
 boy to the Object in the early morning, hoping he had slept 
 well, and that after his night's rest he would be strong enough 
 to bear the shock. I am not altogether " satisfied with their 
 manner," but " there's a deal of pleasure " in stringing them 
 together.
 
 MY QUESTION. 
 
 NOTE. I forgot to say that this Object was the Oriental who always called me Mahmoure 
 Vide p. 22. 
 
 I WONDER if when I am dead and cold, 
 
 My Spirit can visit this Earth again ? 
 If so, I will come when the night is old, 
 
 And tap, and tap, at your window-pane. 
 
 I wonder if you will consider it odd 
 That Mahmoure's spirit should wander 
 
 So far from its home in the land of God, 
 Which is yonder, far distant yonder ? 
 
 I wonder if you will expect me, dear, 
 
 In the soft gray chill of that early morn ; 
 
 I wonder if you will reject me, dear, 
 
 And turn me away for some love new-born ? 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. The Object told me this was not up to my usual standard of idiotcy. but 
 that I had cribbed it from " Violet Fane." I hadn't. I swear, but I felt so flattered that I wrote 
 a lot more. If I have cribbed unconsciously, I trust that the beautiful poetess will forgive me, 
 and feel gratified at receiving my drop of flattery to swell the ocean of adulation in which she 
 floats in her everlasting youth.
 
 HIS CONFESSOR. 
 
 NOTE. This was written to re-assure a. boy who had confessed to me some of the crimes of 
 his fevered youth, and then was stricken with fear lest he should have hurt my feelings and 
 driven me away. 
 
 Now, she said, let me confess you : 
 
 Pour from your heart all its woe ; 
 Speak, and let no fear possess you 
 
 Half of your sorrow I know. 
 
 Always a safe thing to say, and very encouraging to a juvenile adorer. 
 
 Come, place your head on my breast, love, 
 
 Here, take my hand in your own ; 
 Tell me you feel more at rest, love 
 
 Tell me your sorrow has flown. 
 
 The conceit of it is lovely, even to myself ! 
 
 Silent ? Why, what do you fear, love, 
 That your story might drive me away ? 
 
 Not God himself do you hear, love ? 
 Could take me, if you said " Stay ! " 
 
 This is a good breezy statement, calculated to kill on sight. If you an 
 nounce the perpetration of an impossibility, let it be a good one, or 
 the psychological effect is nowhere. 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. The statement contained in the NOTE is not la veriti vraie, but la 
 verite imaginaire. The rhymes were written after reading a romance called, if I remember 
 rightly, " The Suicide of Sylvester Gray," which impressed me a little at the time. Still, there 
 was a lurking intention to convey an idea of the illimitable love which I might be capable of 
 under proper treatment. Vide note on manufacture of chains, p. 37.
 
 A FRAGMENT. 
 
 NOTE. This title has always struck me as ingenious, like " From the Choctavv " or "A 
 Thought at Seringapatam." It absolutely covers the ground, and is an excuse for a doggerel 
 of which you don't know the meaning yourself, and can safely defy other people to discern. It 
 also has the inestimable advantage of allowing the bard to leave off at any moment when the dif 
 ficulty of the subject becomes a burden. Therefore, the Blessings of a Bard (for what they are 
 worth) on the inventor of "A Fragment ! " 
 
 Do I wish we'd never met ? 
 Do I wish I could forget ? 
 As I ask, mine eyes grow wet 
 With a dew of sweet regret ; 
 For your eyes are wondrous fine, 
 And they looked straight into mine, 
 With agaze that was divine 
 
 [And deceptive]. 
 And they said, "I love you well, 
 Better far than I can tell, 
 For your love my soul I'd sell ! 
 
 [You're so receptive.] 
 For you listen to my woes 
 As I sit here, at your toes, 
 Clad in such bevvild'ring hose, 
 Till I think of autre-choses ; 
 Then I sink upon my knees 
 By your side, by slow degrees, 
 And lay my head here if you please ? 
 
 [I'm not expective.]
 
 A FRAGMENT. 63 
 
 I will treasure every sigh 
 
 That you breathe when I am nigh, 
 
 And you know for them I'd die.'' 
 
 [I'm so collective.] 
 Still, the question will arise 
 [Very much to my surprise, 
 For I'm quoted, oh ! so wise 
 And so clever for my size], 
 Do I wish we'd never met ? 
 Do I wish I could forget ? 
 And my soul replies, " Not yet ; 
 
 Till we part 
 
 Let us yet enjoy the thrill 
 Of this pleasure madd'ning still, 
 Let me give you all you will 
 
 Of my heart. 
 
 Let that heart to yours be near, 
 Let me stifle all my fear 
 Of that future time so drear, 
 When you've left me lonely, dear. 
 Don't remind me of the debt 
 I must pay, while you beget 
 Other loves but oh ! not yet, 
 
 Not yet awhile ! 
 
 For my heart with hunger cries, 
 Craves the food your hand denies 
 
 Would you like a few more lies, 
 
 By the mile ? " 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. This Fragment was my first offence, and was written the day after my 
 " seven-hour passion" had announced his intention of striking camp and going " farther on." 
 (I don't remember if he carried out his intention I'll ask him.) Really that extra fifteen min 
 utes has much to answer for. Oh, sympathy ! ! ! Oh, Plato ! ! ! you've more to answer for 
 than Eros.
 
 THE TRAGEDY. 
 
 NOTE. I started out on this poem firmly believing myself to be befriended by the Tragic 
 Muse. Alas ! I was mistaken. I presume that I had some idea in my head when I started 
 this lucubration I will not do myself the injustice of believing otherwise but that idea inge 
 niously evaded me at an early stage of the game. However, guessing, as a holiday pastime, is 
 salubrious ; maybe some good friend will guess for me. 
 
 HE came to my room in the dead of night, 
 
 And all around was so still ; 
 My heart palpitated in ghastly plight 
 
 I knew. he would have his will. 
 
 I wondered at first was I certain quite, 
 
 Did I dream, or was I ill, 
 When a full, soft ray of the moon's pale light 
 
 Streamed over my window-sill ? 
 
 His terrible eyes had a look so bright 
 
 That I feigned to lie asleep. 
 He murmured, rather than spoke, " I am right, 
 
 I am right ! my vow I'll keep. 
 So you thought you could hide by taking flight 
 
 Whilst I was out on the deep, 
 And you doubtless jeered at my wretched plight ; 
 
 But now it's your turn to weep. 
 So it is for the man who betrayed me 
 
 As he sowed, so shall he reap ; 
 Very nearly his debt is repaid me, 
 
 As close to your bed I creep."
 
 THE TRAGEDY. 65 
 
 He spoke very low, yet the words meant Death 
 
 As plainly as tho' 'twere outcried ; 
 And nearer he crept, till I felt his breath 
 
 On my cheek, then all hope died. 
 
 For I knew I had naught to say 
 That could purchase my Fate's delay ; 
 There was nothing to do but pray 
 That salvation might come my way. 
 
 Should I beg him his hand to stay ? 
 No ! I knew he would say me nay. 
 So in horror I trembling lay 
 'Neath those eyes of glittering gray. 
 
 He raised his hand, and the terrible steel 
 Shone clear in the moon's pale beam ; 
 
 The plunge of the blade I began to feel, 
 Then I uttered a piercing scream. 
 
 Again, again I shrieked, till waking, 
 I found a picture I held was breaking, 
 And pieces of glass 
 Were scattered, alas ! 
 All over the bed, 
 From the foot to the head, 
 And my fingers were red 
 With the gore that was shed 
 In that terrible fight, 
 In the dead of the night, 
 With a ghost of my own home-making. 
 5
 
 66 "MES AMOURS." 
 
 Moral. 
 
 Gentle reader, take warning by me, and beware ! 
 Never take to your bed any dangerous toys, 
 Such as pictures (for instance) of good-looking boys ; 
 Or, at least, if you must, take the glass from the frame, 
 Or you run a fair risk of just doing the same 
 As I did and then have a bad nightmare. 
 For, if you refrain from removing the glass, 
 And lie on the picture, you'll find it disas- 
 Trous to nerves, and have a bad nightmare. 
 
 Better still, if you'd flee from this mare of the night, 
 
 I'd suggest circumspection qua supper ; 
 Then read something light, 
 Effervescing and bright, 
 
 Such as Browning, or Spencer, or Tupper. 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT. In confidence I will admit that, notwithstanding pretended humility 
 in my inmost heart, I believed I had at last found the material for a great and serious epic. It 
 is needless to say how soon I became conscious of my fatal infatuation. Luckily, when I 
 reached the part where the gentleman should have done something tragic and I could not 
 think what to make him do, though I kept his hand up till he must have been quite exhausted 
 I suddenly remembered my Ingoldsby (bless him !) and rescued myself a la. Fragment. 
 
 P. S. Nothing but the despairing application of my publisher for more " copy " could 
 have induced me to inflict this on my reader.
 
 TO UNACTED AUTHORS. 
 
 NOVEMBER 28, 1887. 
 
 Having been fortunate enough to have sold my play 
 " Fashion," to the lessees of Wallack's Theatre, it may be 
 that a few remarks on the subject of launching a play will 
 not be considered superfluous by those interested in dramatic 
 authorship. If I am looked upon as lucky in having secured 
 such a production for my first effort, let it not be supposed 
 that the advantage was obtained without the expenditure of 
 vast ingenuity. 
 
 Four years of weary disappointment formed the prelimi 
 nary stage. Finally, broken down in health, nay, on the verge 
 of the grave, I at last induced our much-respected manager, 
 
 Mr. C , to read my play. In the preceding two years he 
 
 had got through two acts an act a year. During the third 
 year he read the third act, expressed much admiration, and 
 desired me to send the remainder at once. I did, but Drama- 
 tophobia had set in, and no power could induce the poor 
 gentleman to approach acts four and five. It was then, and 
 not till then, that I brought to bear that merciless treatment 
 which should never be resorted to but in extreme cases. 
 There are a variety of means employed to obtain a hearing. A 
 few hints from my own experience will not, I trust, be con 
 sidered to use the language of the XXXIX. articles super 
 erogatory. My remarks will be brief, if my words are long. 
 
 I do not propose to dissertate upon the many ^successful 
 means, but will dispose of them all by saying, "The club is no 
 longer used." I place my method before the reader in the
 
 68 "MES AMOURS." 
 
 hope it may prove of service to those struggling genii whose 
 efforts would doubtless conduce to fame but for the effete 
 and turgid-minded manager. What England is to the op 
 pressed Irish, what America is to that gentle, ill-used product 
 of an alien soil the Anarchist, so is the manager to the un 
 acted dramatist ! 
 
 My method, as shown in the annexed lines with the accom 
 panying newspaper-paragraph is infallible, for the reason 
 that, as in certain physical diseases, heroic treatment is neces 
 sary ; so, I take it, the mental condition of the manager must be 
 dealt with no gentle measures, such as leaving MSS. at the 
 door. The manager must be attacked when he is weak, help 
 less, alone. No quarter should be given to this despotic ty 
 rant, who so frequently insists on managing his own business, 
 and purchasing only that which to him seems best, to the det 
 riment, if not the suppression, of the rising dramatist. 
 
 This desire on the part of the manager to use his own dis 
 cretion should be met at the outset by the most virulent oppo 
 sition. It is a base, sordid, pernicious abuse of power, which 
 must not be tolerated, interfering, as it does, with the rights of 
 the working author. 
 
 Therefore, I say, engage not with these vicious animals 
 managers in kindly, courtly warfare, but strike boldly! strike, 
 as I said before, not with the club, but with the more deadly, 
 insidious poison, as prescribed, which has the advantage of 
 killing on sight or obtaining a hearing. What I mean is that 
 after all these years of unavailing effort, I sent him the fol 
 lowing amazing production.
 
 D. C. 
 
 NOTE. The following verses brought to a triumphant denouement the variegated diplomacy 
 of years. They recount with the progressive detail of the English " Blue book," or " Congres 
 sional Record" the stages which led to the dramatic coup d'etat of last May. List, O ye who 
 would bow before a curtain in response to the call for " Author."' 
 
 SAID D to C , my play you see, 
 
 Upon the desk before you ; 
 Said C to D , my misery 
 
 Began the day I saw you. 
 
 This, like most statements of fact, was uncivil, but incontrovertible. 
 
 D. C. [Da Capo.] 
 
 Said D to C , you'll soon be free, 
 
 My work no more shall fret you ; 
 D take the woman ! said poor C , 
 
 I wish I'd never met you. 
 
 He also said he'd have given a hundred dollars for me to have taken it 
 to someone else. 
 
 D. C. [Deuced Civil.] 
 
 Then C sat down, with lurid frown, 
 
 Which melted to a smile ; 
 And as he read, resentment fled 
 
 Before the siren's wile. 
 
 After this, I took it away Ilfaut se faire valoir. Alas ! it returned 
 to him stronger by two acts. 
 
 D. C. [Do Come to it.]
 
 70 "MES AMOURS." 
 
 Poor C (they say), in blank dismay, 
 
 Took up acts five and four ; 
 He said, I'd say, I hate this play, 
 But I like it more and more. 
 
 This was nice, if it was only said because I was a "picturesque ruin,' 
 in the matter of health. 
 
 D. C. [Distinctly Complimentary.] 
 
 Said C , I'm gay! I've read your play, 
 
 And very good I find it ; 
 The best I've seen for years I ween, 
 
 And I guess there's cash behind it. 
 
 Historians tell us that after this he went to a place called the "Hoff 
 man House " and " stood things." 
 
 D. C. [Dollars Continually.] 
 
 To C , D cried, I'm gratified, 
 
 To think you're pleased, dear friend ; 
 
 And C replied, I'm satisfied 
 
 Your trouble's at an end. 
 
 This was on the principle, one for you and two for me. 
 
 D. C. [Don't Congratulate yourself.] 
 
 In this MS. there's great success, 
 Be patient as you've been ; 
 
 I trust bad health, with all this wealth, 
 Will vanish from the scene. 
 
 So did I. 
 
 D. C. [Dolly Coincided.] 
 
 AFTER-THOUGHT [in doggerel this time] . 
 
 You're free you see, said D to C 
 
 To try before you buy it ;
 
 D. C. 71 
 
 I will, said C , if o'er the sea, 
 
 No English critics guy it. 
 
 A dying man clutches at a straw. 
 
 D. C. [Devilish Cautious.] 
 
 Moral. 
 
 The weasel cannot be caught asleep, says the natural his 
 torian, but I once heard of an animal of this kind that kept 
 his eyes so wide open that he got dust thrown into them. 
 
 TRAGIC DEATH. 
 
 At four o'clock yesterday, the popular manager, Mr. 
 
 C , was found dead in his office. Assistance was 
 
 summoned ; an autopsy was about to be held, when the 
 Coroner discovered the above epic poem clasped in the 
 dead man's hand. On examination, the Coroner said no 
 further inquest was necessary. Death must have been 
 instantaneous. 
 
 The jury added a rider to their verdict, expressing a 
 hope that the Legislature would be shortly petitioned to 
 take steps to protect defenceless managers and editors 
 from the ravages of the rabid insect whether indigenous 
 or imported known to science as Scriblerii incipientes.
 
 POSTSCRIPT. 
 
 IF for a moment I madly believed 
 
 That /could write verse, my mind is relieved 
 
 Of doubt on that score; 
 
 But of nonsense like this, if I only had time, 
 And hadn't to bow to th' exigence of rhyme, 
 
 I could write volumes more. 
 
 S. D., 
 
 Regretfully.
 
 AU REVOIR. 
 
 WITHOUT wishing to render my apologies wearisome by 
 repetition, I must, in justice to myself, make one last effort. 
 Those who only know me through the medium of this little 
 book could scarcely help thinking me heartless, cruel, and 
 unable to appreciate the sentiment I have been happy enough 
 to inspire. This is not so. No girl has treasured her first 
 love-letter with greater tenderness than have I my verses. 
 They have many a time consoled me for some fancied slight, 
 or for one of the many disappointments of my profession. I 
 am not ashamed to say I have loved them better than jewels 
 (perhaps it is lucky for me I did). Those who know me will 
 understand that, in making a joke of the verses sent me, I do 
 so in no spirit of raillery, but because I cannot help laughing 
 at the most serious subjects in life ; and it is because I believe 
 many persons will sympathize and laugh with me at least, 
 I hope so that I have made this little book. 
 
 SELINA DOLARO.
 
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