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 FIFTY-ONE YEARS 
 OF VICTORIAN LIFE 
 
 BY THE DOWAGER 
 COUNTESS OF JERSEY 
 
 NEW YORK 
 
 E. P. DUTTON AND COMPANY 
 
 1922
 
 DEDICATED 
 TO 
 
 MY CHILDREN 
 
 AND 
 
 GRANDCHILDREN 
 
 Printed in Great Britain by 
 Bazell, Watson & Viney, Ld., London and Aylesbury.
 
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 "What is this child of man that can conquer 
 Time and that is braver than Love ? 
 Even Memory." 
 
 LOED DUNSANY. 
 
 Though " a Sorrow's Crown of Sorrow " 
 Be • remembering happier things," 
 
 Present joy will shine the brighter 
 If our morn a radiance flings. 
 
 We perchance may thwart the future 
 
 If we will not look before, 
 And upon a past which pains us 
 
 We may fasten Memory's door. 
 
 But we will not, cannot, banish 
 Bygone pleasure from our side. 
 
 Nor will doubt, beyond the storm-cloud, 
 Shall bo Light at Eventide. 
 
 M. E. J.
 
 CONTENTS 
 CHAPTER I 
 
 AN EARLY VICTORIAN CHILD 
 
 The Duke of Wellington — Travelling in the Fifties — Governesses — 
 " Mrs. Gailey " — Queen Victoria at Stoneleigh — A narrow escape — Life 
 at Stoneleigh — Rectors and vicars — Theatricals . . pp. 1-22 
 
 CHAPTER II 
 
 A VICTORIAN GIRL 
 
 Mantone — Genoa — Trafalgar veterans — Lord Muncaster and Greek 
 brigands — The Grosvenor family — Uncles and aunts — Confirmation — 
 " Coming out " — Ireland — Killarney — The O'Donoghuo — Mj'ths and 
 legends — The giant Benadadda ..... pp. 23-50 
 
 CHAPTER III 
 
 MARRIAGE 
 
 Fanny Kemble — An old-fashioned Cliristmas — A pre-matrimonial 
 party — Fonthill Abbey — Engagement — Married to Lord Jersey pp. 61-64 
 
 CHAPTER IV 
 
 V EARLY MARRIED LIFE 
 
 Lord Jersey's mother — In London — Isola Bella, Oannos — Oxfordshire 
 neighbours — Cuversfiold Church — Life at Middloton — Mr. Dinriicli — 
 Froudo and KingHloy — JaiiioM Kussoll Lowell — T. liughoH and J. K. Lowoll 
 — Mr. Gladjitono on Immortality — Thought-reading — Tom Hughos and 
 Rugby, Tonne— ee — Cardinal Newman .... pp. 05-93 
 
 vii
 
 viii CONTENTS 
 
 CHAPTER V 
 
 BERLIN AND THE JUBILEE OF 1887 
 
 Sarah Bernhardt— Death of Gilbert Leigh — In Italy, 1884 — Court Ball 
 in Berlin — The Crown Prince Frederick — ^Prinee Bismarck — Conversation 
 with Bismarck — Bismarck and Lord Salisbury — Thanksgiving Service — 
 Trials of Court Ofificials — The Naval Review — Knowsley — Apotheosis 
 of the Queen PP. 94-121 
 
 CHAPTER VI 
 
 GHOST STORIES AND TRAVELS IN GREECE 
 
 Lord Halsbury's ghost story — The ghostly reporter — A Jubilee 
 sermon — Marathon — Miss Tricoupi — Nauplia — The Lauritun Mines — 
 Hadji Petros — Olympia — Zante pp. 122-140 
 
 CHAPTER VII 
 
 VOYAGE TO INDIA — HYDERABAD 
 
 Mr. Joseph Chamberlain — Departure for India — Colonel Olcott and 
 Professor Max Miiller — Sir Samuel Baker — Mahableshwar — H. H, the 
 Aga Khan — Rapes at Hyderabad — -H.H. the Nizam of Hyderabad — 
 Purdah ladies — Breakfast in a zenana .... pp. 141-161 
 
 CHAPTER VIII 
 
 MADRAS, CALCUTTA, AND BENARES 
 
 Brahmin philosophers — Faith of educated Hindus — Theosophists at 
 Adyar — The Ranees of Travancore — The Princesses of Tanjore — "The 
 Heart of Montrose " — The Palace of Madura — Rous Peter's Sacred Door 
 — Loyalty of native Indians — Passengers on the Pundua — The Brahmo 
 Somaj — Maharajah of Benares — Marriages of infants and widows 
 
 pp. 162-187 
 
 CHAPTER IX 
 
 NORTHERN INDIA AND JOURNEY HOME 
 
 The Relief of Lucknow — View from the Kotab Minar — Sekundra and 
 Futtehpore Sekree — ^The legend of Krislma — The Jains — The Mahara- 
 jah of Bhownuggar — Baroda — English as Lingua Franca — Meditations 
 of a Western wanderer — An English plimi-pudding — The Greek Royal 
 Family — Original derivations ...... pp. 188-211
 
 CONTENTS ix 
 
 CHAPTER X 
 
 WINDSOR — EGYPT AND SYRIA 
 
 Dinner at Windsor — Voyago up the Nile — Choucry Pasha, Princess 
 Nazli — The Pigmies — Inn of the Good Samaritan — The Holy City — 
 Balbec — Damascus, Lady Ellen borough — Oriental methods of trade — 
 Sm>Tna — Constantinople — The Selamlik — The Orient Express — Story of 
 a picture ......... pp. 212-239 
 
 CHAPTER XI 
 
 FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF AUSTRALIA 
 
 War Office red tape — Balmoral — Farewell to England — Voyage on 
 the Arcadia — The Federation Convention — The delegates — The Blue 
 Mountains — Sir Alfred Stephen — Domestic Conditions — Correspondence 
 with Lord Derby — Labour Legislation — The Ex-Kaiser — Lord Derby's 
 poem .......... pp. 240-265 
 
 CHAPTER XII 
 
 FURTHER niPRESSIONS OF AUSTRALIA — NEW ZEALAND 
 AND NEW CALEDONIA 
 
 Yarrangobilly Cavea — Dunedin — The New Zealand Sounds — Hot 
 Springs of New Zealand — Huia Onslow — Noumea — The Governor of New 
 Caledonia — The Convict Settlement — Convicts in former days — Death of 
 Lord Ancram pp. 206-280 
 
 CHAPTER XIII 
 
 TONGA AND SAMOA 
 
 Tongan ladies — Arrival at Apia — Of^rman plantations — R. L. Stevenson 
 — King Malifitoa — Tlie Enchantod Forest — King Matuafa — The Kava 
 Ceremony— A native duno<j — Missionaries — Samoan mythology — Desiro 
 for Elnglish protection — Visit from Tamauese — An Object of Pity — 
 Courage of R. L. StovoQsoa .... . . pp. 287-318
 
 X CONTENTS 
 
 CHAPTER XIV 
 
 DEPARTURE FROM AUSTRALIA — CHINA AND JAPAN 
 
 Bushrangers — Oircumstantial evidence — The Great Barrier Reef — 
 Coloured labour — Hong-Kong — Canton — The Viceroy of Canton — 
 Japanese scenery — Interview with the Empress — The Sacred Mirror of 
 the Sun Goddess — Christianity in Japan — Daimios of old Japan — Japanese 
 friends pp. 319-345 
 
 CHAPTER XV 
 
 JOURNEY HOME — THE NILE — LORD KITCHENER 
 
 The well-forged link of Empire — Columbus discovers America — The 
 Mayor cuts his hair — The pageant " America " — Back at Osterley — The 
 dahabyah Herodotus — Escape of Slatin Pasha — How a King and an 
 Arab evaded orders — The Dervishes — Lord Kitchener . pp. 346-368 
 
 CHAPTER XVI 
 
 DIAMOND JUBILEE AND DEATH OF QUEEN VICTORIA 
 
 Mr. Chamberlain, Colonial Secretary — The Queen at Temple Bar — 
 The South African War — Indian princesses — Lord and Lady Northoote 
 — The Victoria League — Mr. Chamberlain's letter . . pp. 369-383 
 
 Index pp. 385-392
 
 LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS 
 
 Margaret, Cou>'TESs of Jersey (photogravure) Froiitispiece 
 
 After the portrait 6y EUit Robert* at Otterley Park. 
 
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 Stoneleigii Abbey . . . . . .18 
 
 The Library, Middleton Park .... 68 
 
 From a photograph by the prettnt Counteis oj Jeriey. 
 
 MiDDLETON Park ....... 68 
 
 From a photograph by the present Countess o] Jersey. 
 
 OsTERLEY Park .....•• 238 
 
 From a photograph by W . U. Orote. 
 
 Group at Middleton Park, Christmas, 1904 . 370 
 
 XI
 
 FIFTY-ONE YEARS 
 OF VICTORIAN LIFE 
 
 CHAPTER I 
 
 AN EARLY VICTORIAN CHILD 
 
 I WAS born at Stoneleigh Abbey on October 29tli, 1849. 
 
 My father has told me that immediately afterwards 
 
 — I suppose next day — I was held up at the window for 
 
 the members of the North Warwickshire Hunt to drink 
 
 my health. I fear that their kind wishes were so far 
 
 of no avail that I never became a sportswoman, though 
 
 I always lived amongst keen followers of the hounds. 
 
 For many years the first meet of the season was held at 
 
 Stoneleigh, and large hospitality extended to the 
 
 gentlemen and farmers within the Abbey and to the 
 
 crowd without. Almost anyone could get bread and 
 
 cheese and beer outside for the asking, till at last some 
 
 limit had to be placed when it was reported that special 
 
 trains were being run from Birmingham to a neighbouring 
 
 town to enable the populace to attend this sporting 
 
 carnival at my father's expense. He was a splendid 
 
 man and a fearless rider while health and strength 
 
 permitted — rather too fearless at times — and among 
 
 the many applicants for his bounty were men who based 
 
 their claims to assistance on the alleged fact that they 
 
 had picked up Lord Leigh after a fall out hunting. 
 
 It was always much more difficult to restrain him from 
 
 giving than to induce him to give. 
 
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 2 AN EARLY VICTORIAN CHILD [ch. i 
 
 My mother, a daughter of Lord Westminster, told me 
 that from the moment she saw him she had never any 
 doubt as to whom she would marry. No wonder. 
 He was exceptionally handsome and charming, and 
 I believe he was as prompt in falling in love with her 
 as she confessed to having been with him. An old 
 relative who remembered their betrothal told me that 
 she knew what was coming when Mr. Leigh paid £5 for 
 some trifle at a bazaar where Lady Caroline Grosvenor 
 was selling. The sole reason for recording this is to note 
 that fancy bazaars were in vogue so long ago as 1848. 
 My mother was only twenty when she married, and 
 very small and pretty. I have heard that soon after 
 their arrival at Stoneleigh my father gave great satis- 
 faction to the villagers, who were eagerly watching 
 to see the bride out walking, by lifting his little wife in 
 his arms and carrying her over a wet place in the 
 road. This was typical of his unfailing devotion through 
 fifty- seven years of married life — a devotion which she 
 returned in full measure. 
 
 I was the eldest child of the young parents, and as 
 my grandfather, Chandos Lord Leigh, was then alive, 
 our home for a short time was at Adlestrop House in 
 Gloucestershire, which also belonged to the family ; but 
 my grandfather died and we moved to Stoneleigh 
 when I was far too young to remember any other home. 
 In those days we drove by road from one house to the 
 other, and on one occasion my father undertook to 
 convey my cradle in his dog- cart, in the space under 
 the back seat usually allotted to dogs. In the middle 
 of a village the door of this receptacle flew open and 
 the cradle shot out into the road, slightly embarrassing 
 to a very young man. 
 
 About the earliest thing I can recollect was seeing
 
 THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON 3 
 
 the Crystal Palace Building when in Hyde Park. I 
 do not suppose that I was taken inside, but 1 distinctly 
 remember the great glittering glass Palace when I was 
 driving with my mother. Of course we had pictures of 
 the Great Exhibition and heard plenty about it, but 
 oddly enough one print that impressed me most was 
 a French caricature which represented an Englishman 
 distributing the prizes to an expectant throng with 
 words to this effect : " Ladies and Gentlemen, some 
 intrusive foreigners have come over to compete with 
 our people and have had the impertinence to make 
 some things better than we do. You will, however, 
 quite understand that none of the prizes will be given 
 to these outsiders." It was my earliest lesson in 
 doubting the lasting effects of attempts to unite rival 
 countries in any League of Nations. 
 
 Somewhere about this time I had the honour of 
 being presented to the great Duke of Wellington in 
 the long Gallery (now, alas ! no more) at Grosvenor 
 House. I do not remember the incident, but he was 
 the Hero in those days, and I was told it so often that 
 I felt as it I could recall it. My father said he kissed 
 me, but my mother's more modest claim was that he 
 shook hands. 
 
 My parents were each endowed with nine brothers 
 and sisters — i.e. my father was one of ten who all lived 
 till past middle life, my mother was one of thirteen of 
 whom ten attained a full complement of years. In- 
 deed, when my parents celebrated their golden wedding 
 they had sixteen brothers and sisters still alive. As 
 almost all these uncles and aunts married and most of 
 them had large families, it will be readily believed that 
 we did not lack cousins, and the long Gallery was a 
 eplendid gatliering-place for the ramiiications of the
 
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 Grosvenor side of our family. Apart from the imposing 
 pictures, it was full of treasures, such as a miniature 
 crystal river which flowed when wound up and had 
 little swans swimming upon it. It was here, later on 
 in my girlhood, that I saw the first Japanese Embassy 
 to England, stately Daimios or Samurai in full native 
 costume and with two swords — a great joy to all of 
 us children. 
 
 To go back to early recollections — my next clear 
 impression is of the Crimean War and knitting a pair 
 of red mufietees for the soldiers. Plenty of " com- 
 forts " were sent out even in those days. Sir George 
 Higginson once told me that when boxes of miscellaneous 
 gifts arrived it was the custom to hold an auction. 
 On one occasion among the contents were several 
 copies of Boyle's Court Guide and two pairs of ladies' 
 stays ! So useful ! The latter were bestowed upon 
 the French vivandiere. No W.A.A.C.s then to benefit. 
 
 After the Crimean War came the Indian Mutiny, 
 and our toy soldiers represented English and Sepoys 
 instead of English and Russians. Children in each 
 generation I suppose follow wars by their toys. Despite 
 the comradeship of English and French in the Crimea, 
 I do not believe that we ever quite ceased to regard 
 France as the hereditary foe. A contemporary cousin 
 was said to have effaced France from the map of 
 Europe ; I do not think we were quite so daring. 
 
 In all, I rejoiced in five brothers and two sisters, but 
 the fifth brother died at fourteen months old before 
 our youngest sister was born. His death was our first 
 real sorrow and a very keen one. Long before that, 
 however, when we were only three children, Gilbert, 
 the brother next to me, a baby sister Agnes, and my- 
 self, our adventurous parents took us to the South of
 
 TRAVELLING IN THE FIFTIES 5 
 
 France. I was four years old at tlie time and the 
 existence of a foreign land was quite a new light to 
 me. I well remember running into the nursery and 
 triumphantly exclaiming, " There is a country called 
 France and I am going there ! " 
 
 My further recollections are vague until we reached 
 Lyons, where the railway ended and our large travel- 
 ling carriage brought from England was put on a boat 
 — steamer, I suppose — and thus conveyed to Avignon. 
 Thence we drove, sleeping at various towns, until we 
 reached Mentone, where we spent some time, and I 
 subsequently learnt that we were then the only English 
 in the place. I think that my parents were very brave 
 to take about such young children, but I suppose the 
 experiment answered pretty well, as a year later they 
 again took Gilbert and me to France — this time to 
 Normandy, where I spent my sixth birthday, saw the 
 great horses dragging bales of cotton along the quays 
 at Rouen, and was enchanted with the ivory toys at 
 Dieppe. 
 
 I think that people who could afford it travelled 
 more in former days than is realised. Both my grand- 
 parents made prolonged tours with most of their elder 
 children. My grandfather Westminster took my mother 
 and her elder sisters in his yacht to Constantinople and 
 Rome. My mother well remembered some of her 
 experiences, including purchases from a Turkish shop- 
 keeper who kept a large cat on his counter and served 
 various comestibles with his hands, wiping them be- 
 tween each Hale on the animal's fur. At Rome she 
 told me how she and one of her sisters, girls of some 
 twelve and thirteen years old, used to wander out alone 
 into the Campagna in the early morning, wjiich seems 
 very strange in view of the stories of restraint placed 
 2
 
 6 AN EARLY VICTORIAN CHILD [ch. i 
 
 upon children in bygone days. As to my grandfather 
 Leigh, I believe he travelled with his family for about 
 two years, to Switzerland, France and the North of 
 Italy. They had three carriages, one for the parents, 
 one for the schoolroom, and one for the nursery. A 
 courier escorted them, and an a vant- courier rode on 
 in front with bags of five- franc pieces to secure lodgings 
 when they migrated from one place to another. On 
 one occasion on the Riviera they met the then Grand 
 Duke Constantine, who thrust his head out of the 
 window and exclaimed " Toute Angleterre est en 
 route ! " 
 
 After our return from Normandy we were placed in 
 charge of a resident governess, a young German, but 
 as far as I can recollect she had very little control 
 over us. We discovered that the unlucky girl, though 
 of German parentage, had been born in Russia, and 
 with the unconscious cruelty of children taunted her 
 on this account. Anyhow her stay was short, and 
 she was succeeded about a year later by an English- 
 woman, Miss Custarde, who kept us in very good order 
 and stayed till she married when I was fourteen. Her 
 educational efforts were supplemented by masters and 
 mistresses during the London season and by French 
 resident governesses in the winter months, but I do 
 not think that we were at all overworked. 
 
 I doubt whether Miss Custarde would have been 
 considered highly educated according to modern stan- 
 dards, but she was very good in teaching us to look 
 up information for ourselves, which was just as useful 
 as anything else. Her strongest point was music, but 
 that she could not drive into me, and my music lessons 
 were a real penance to teacher and pupil alike. She 
 would give me lectures during their progress on such
 
 GOVERNESSES 7 
 
 topics as the Parable of the Talents — quite ignoring 
 the elementary fact that though I could learn most of 
 my lessons quickly enough I had absolutely no talent 
 for music. She was, however, a remarkable woman 
 with great influence, not only over myself, but over 
 my younger aunts and over other men and women. 
 She was very orderly, and proud of that quality, but 
 she worked too much on my conscience, making me 
 regard trivial faults as actual sins which prevented her 
 from kissing me or showing me affection — an ostracism 
 which generally resulted in violent fits of penitence. 
 She had more than one admirer before she ended by 
 marrying a schoolmaster, with whom she used to take 
 long walks in the holidays. One peculiarity was that 
 she would give me sketches of admirers and get me to 
 write long stories embodying their imaginary adven- 
 tures. I suppose these were shown as great jokes to 
 the heroes and their friends. Of course she did not 
 think I knew the " inwardness " of her various friend- 
 ships, equally of course as time went on I understood 
 them perfectly. Miss Custarde is not the only gover- 
 ness I have known who acquired extraordinary influ- 
 ence over her pupils. In Marcel Prevost's novel Anges 
 Gardiens, which represents the dangers to French 
 families of engaging foreign governesses, he makes the 
 Belgian, Italian, and German women all to a greater 
 or less extent immoral, but the Englishwoman, though 
 at least as detestable as the others, is not immoral ; 
 the great evil which she inflicts on the family which 
 engages her is the absolute power which she acquires 
 over her pupil. The whole book is very unfair and 
 M. J'revost seems to overlook the slur which he casts 
 on his own countrymen, as none of the men appear able 
 to resist the wiles of the sirens engaged to look after
 
 8 AN EARLY VICTORIAN CHILD [ch. i 
 
 the girls of their families ; but it is odd that he should 
 realise the danger of undue influence and attribute it 
 only to the Englishwoman. Why should this be a 
 characteristic of English governesses — supposing his 
 experience (borne out by my own) to be typical ? Is 
 it an Englishwoman's love of power and faculty for 
 concentration on the object which she wishes to attain ? 
 
 We liked several of our foreign governesses well 
 enough, but they exercised no particular influence — 
 and as a rule their engagements were only temporary. 
 I do not think that Miss Custarde gave them much 
 opportunity of ascendancy. With one her relations 
 were so strained that the two ladies had their suppers 
 at different tables in the schoolroom, and when the 
 Frenchwoman wanted the salt she rang the bell for the 
 schoolroom-maid to bring it from her English colleague's 
 table. However, I owed a great deal to Miss Custarde 
 and know that her affection for all of us was very real. 
 She died in the autumn of 1920, having retained all 
 her faculties till an advanced age. 
 
 After all no human being could compete with our 
 mother in the estimation of any of her children. Small 
 and fragile and often suffering from ill- health, she had 
 almost unbounded power over everyone with whom 
 she came in contact, and for her to express an opinion 
 on any point created an axiom from which there was 
 no appeal. As middle-aged men and women we have 
 often laughed over the way in which we have still 
 accepted " mama said " so-and-so as a final verdict. 
 As children our faith not only in her wisdom but in her 
 ability was unlimited. I remember being regarded as 
 almost a heretic by the younger ones because I ven- 
 tured to doubt whether she could make a watch. Vainly 
 did I hedge by asserting that I was certain that if she
 
 "MRS. GAILEY" 9 
 
 had learnt she could make the most beautiful watch 
 in the world — I had infringed the" first article of family 
 faith by thinking that there was anything which she 
 could not do by the uninstructed light of nature. She 
 was a good musician, and a really excellent amateur 
 artist — her water-colour drawings charming. Her know- 
 ledge of history made it delightful to read aloud to her, 
 as she seemed as if the heroes and heroines of bygone 
 times had been her personal acquaintance. Needless to 
 say her personal care for everyone on my father's pro- 
 perty was untiring, and the standard of the schools in 
 the various villages was maintained at a height un- 
 common in days when Education Acts were not so 
 frequent and exacting as in later years. 
 
 Another great character in our home was our old 
 nurse. For some reason she was never called Nanna, 
 but always " Mrs. Gailey." The daughter of a small 
 tradesman, she was a woman of some education — she 
 had even learnt a little French and had been a con- 
 siderable reader. Though a disciple of Spurgeon, she 
 had lived as nurse with my mother's cousin the Duke 
 of Norfolk in the days when the girls of the family 
 w^ere Protestants though the boys were Roman Catholics. 
 When the Duchess (daughter of Lord Lyons) went over 
 to the Roman Church the Protestant nurse's position 
 became untenable, as the daughters had to follow their 
 mother. She told us that this was a great distress at 
 first to the eldest girl Victoria (afterwards Hope-Scott), 
 for at twelve years old she was able to feel the uprooting 
 of her previous faith. The other sisters were too young 
 to mind, (luih.'y's idol, however, was Lord Maltravers 
 (the late Duke), who nmst have been as attractive a 
 boy as he became deliglitful a man. 
 
 Gailey came to us when I was about four, my first
 
 10 AN EARLY VICTORIAN CHILD [ch. i 
 
 nurse, who had been my wet-nurse, having married the 
 coachman. Our first encounter took place when I was 
 already in my cot, and I announced to her that if she 
 stayed a hundred years I should not love her as I had 
 done " Brownie." " And if I stay a hundred years,'* 
 was the repartee, " I shall not love you as I did the 
 little boy I have just left " — so we started fair. Never- 
 theless she was an excellent nurse and a fascinating 
 companion. She could tell stories by the hour and 
 knew all sorts of old-fashioned games which we played 
 in the nursery on holiday afternoons. 
 
 The great joy of the schoolroom children was to join 
 the little ones after tea and to sit in a circle while she 
 told us either old fairy tales, or more frequently her 
 own versions of novels which she had read and of which 
 she changed the names and condensed the incidents in 
 a most ingenious manner. On Sunday evenings Pil- 
 grim's Progress in her own words was substituted for 
 the novels. Miss Custarde could inflict no greater 
 punishment for failure in our " saying lessons " than to 
 keep us out of the nursery. Gailey stayed with us till 
 some time after my marriage and then retired on a 
 pension. 
 
 The Scottish housekeeper, Mrs. Wallace, was also a 
 devoted friend and a great dispenser of cakes, ices, and 
 home-made cowslip and ginger wine. Rose-water, 
 elder-flower water, and all stillroom mysteries found 
 an expert in her, and she even concocted mead from an 
 old recipe. Few people can have made mead in this 
 generation — it was like very strong rather sweet beer. 
 We all loved " Walley " — but she failed us on one 
 occasion. Someone said that she had had an uncle 
 who had fought at Waterloo, so we rushed to her room 
 to question her on this hero's prowess. " What did
 
 QUEEN VICTORIA AT STONELEIGH 11 
 
 your uncle do at Waterloo ? " The reply was cautious 
 and rather chilling : " I believe he hid behind his horse." 
 She looked after all our dogs and was supposed to sleep 
 with eight animals and birds in her room. 
 
 In the summer of 1858 a great event occurred in 
 the annals of Stoneleigh. Queen Victoria stayed at 
 my father's for two nights in order to open Aston Hall 
 and Park, an old Manor House and property, which had 
 belonged to the Bracebridge family and had been 
 secured for the recreation of the people of Birmingham. 
 Naturally there was great excitement at the prospect. 
 For months beforehand workmen were employed in 
 the renovation and redecoration of the Abbey and its 
 precincts. Many years afterwards an ex-coachpainter 
 met one of my sons and recalled to him the glorious 
 days of preparation for Her Majesty's visit. " Even 
 the pigsties were painted, sir," said he. 
 
 Stoneleigh is a large mass of buildings — parts of the 
 basement remain from the original Abbey of the Cis- 
 tercian monks. On these was built a picturesque house 
 about the beginning of the seventeenth century, early 
 in the eighteenth century a large mansion was added 
 in the classical Italian style, and about a hundred years 
 later a new wing was erected to unite the two portions. 
 The old Abbey Church stood in what is now a lawn 
 between the house and the ancient Gateway, which 
 bears the arms of Henry II. To put everything in 
 order was no light task. The rooms for the Queen and 
 Prince Consort were enclosed on one side of the corridor 
 leading to them by a temporary wall, and curtained 
 off where the corridor led to the main staircase. In 
 additi(jn to every other preparation, the outline of tlie 
 guUiway, the main front of the house, and some of the 
 ornamental flower-beds were traced out with little
 
 12 AN EARLY VICTORIAN CHILD [ch. i 
 
 lamps — I think there were 22,000 — which were lighted 
 at night with truly fairy-like effect. By that time we 
 were five children — the house was crowded in every 
 nook and corner with guests, servants, and attendants 
 of all kinds. Somehow my brother Gilbert and I were 
 stowed away in a room with two or three maids, but 
 the " little ones," Agnes and two small brothers Dudley 
 and Rupert, were sent to the keeper's house in the Deer- 
 park. That house was a delightful old-world building 
 standing on a hill with a lovely view, and we were 
 occasionally sent there for a day or two's change of air, 
 to our great joy. 
 
 On the occasion of the Royal Visit, however, Gilbert 
 and I quite realised our privilege in being kept in the 
 Abbey and allowed to stand with our mother and other 
 members of the family to welcome the Queen as the 
 carriage clattered up with its escort of Yeomanry. My 
 father had, of course, met Her Majesty at the station. 
 The Queen was more than gracious and at once won 
 the hearts of the children — but we did not equally appre- 
 ciate the Prince Consort. Assuredly he was excellent, 
 but he was very stiff and reserved, and I suppose that 
 we were accustomed to attentions from our father's 
 guests which he did not think fit to bestow upon us, 
 though the Queen gave them in ample measure. 
 
 We were allowed to join the large party of guests 
 after dinner, and either the first or the second evening 
 witnessed with interest and amusement the presenta- 
 tion of the country neighbours to the Queen. Having 
 been carefully instructed as to our own bows and 
 curtsies, we naturally became very critical of the 
 " grown-up " salutations, particularly when one nervous 
 lady on passing the royal presence tossed her head 
 back into the air by way of reverence. I think the
 
 THE PRINCE CONSORT 13 
 
 same night my father escorted the Queen into the 
 garden in front of the house, which was separated 
 from part of the Park by a stone balustrade. In this 
 park-ground several thousand people had assembled 
 who spontaneously broke into " God save the Queen " 
 when she appeared. Fortunately the glorious hot 
 summer night (July) was ideal for the greeting. 
 
 One morning our small sister and brothers were 
 brought to the Abbey " to be presented.'' Agnes made 
 a neat little curtsv, though we unkindlv asserted that 
 it was behind the Queen's back, but the baby boys 
 were overcome by shyness and turned away from the 
 Queen's kisses. Unfortunate children ! they were never 
 allowed to forget this ! 
 
 Poor Prince Consort lost his last chance of good 
 feeling from Gilbert and myself when he and the Queen 
 went to plant memorial trees. We rushed forward to 
 be in time to see the performance, but he sternly swept 
 us from the royal path. No doubt he was justified in 
 bidding us " stand back," but he might have remem- 
 bered that we were children, and his host's children, 
 and done it more gently. 
 
 I shall refer to our dear Queen later on, but may 
 here insert a little incident of her childhood which 
 came to my knowledge accidentally. In the village 
 belonging to my married home, Middleton Stoney, 
 there was a middle-aged policeman's wife who culti- 
 vated long ringlets on either side of her face. She 
 once confided to me that as a child she had had beau- 
 tiful curls, and that, living near Kensington Palace, 
 they had on one occasion been cut off to make " riding 
 curls " for Princess (afterwards Queen) Victoria, who 
 had lost her own hair — temporarily — from an illness. 
 The child had not liked this at all, though she had been
 
 14 AN EARLY VICTORIAN CHILD [ch. i 
 
 given some of the Princess's hair as an equivalent. I 
 imagine that her parents received more substantial 
 payment. 
 
 Our childhood was varied by a good deal of migra- 
 tion. We were regularly taken each year about May 
 to our father's London house, 37 Portman Square, 
 where we entertained our various cousins at tea-parties 
 and visited them in return. We were generally taken 
 in the autumn to some seaside place such as Brighton, 
 Hastings, Rhyl, or the Isle of Wight. We estimated 
 the merits of each resort largely according to the 
 amount of sand which it afforded us to dig in, and I 
 think Shanklin in the Isle of Wight took the foremost 
 place in our afiections. 
 
 Two years, however, had specially delightful autumns, 
 for in each of these our father took a moor in Scotland 
 — once Kingairloch and the second time Strontian. 
 On each occasion I accompanied my parents ; to 
 Kingairloch, Gilbert (Gilly he was always called) came 
 also — the second year he spent half the time with us 
 and then returned to his tutor and Agnes, and Dudley 
 took his place for the remainder of our stay. How we 
 enjoyed the fishing, bathing in the loch, and paddling 
 in the burns ! Everyone who has spent the shooting 
 season in Scotland knows all about it, and our experi- 
 ences, though absolutely delightful, did not differ much 
 from other people's. These visits were about 1860 and 
 1861. The railroad did not extend nearly so far as at 
 present and the big travelling- carriage again came into 
 play. One day it had with considerable risk to be 
 conveyed over four ferries and ultimately to be driven 
 along a mountainous road after dark. As far as I 
 remember we had postilions — certainly the charioteer 
 or charioteers had had as much whisky as was good
 
 A NARROW ESCAPE 15 
 
 for them, with the result that the back wheels of the 
 heavy carriage went right over the edge of a precipice. 
 The servants seated behind the carriage gave themselves 
 over for lost- — we children were half- asleep inside and 
 unconscious of our peril, when the horses made a 
 desperate bound forward and dragged the carriage back 
 on to the road. We were taken later to see the place 
 with the marks of the wheels still plain on the rocky 
 edge — and young as we were could quite realise what 
 we had escaped. Both shooting lodges were situated 
 in the midst of the lovely mountain scenery of North 
 Argyllshire, possibly Kingairloch was the more beau- 
 tiful of the two. One day from dawn to eve the moun- 
 tains echoed and re-echoed with the plaintive bleating 
 of flocks, and we were told that it was because the 
 lambs were taken from their mothers. I still possess 
 some verses which my mother wrote on that occasion, 
 and transcribe them to show that she had a strong 
 poetic as well as artistic vein : 
 
 " Far over the mountains and over the corries 
 Echoed loud wailings and bleat ings the day 
 \\ lien from the side of the mothers that loved them 
 The lambs at Kingairloch were taken away. 
 
 " Vainly, poor mothers, ye watch in the valley 
 The nook where your little ones gambolled before, 
 Vainly ye climb to the heights of the mountains — 
 They answer you not, and shall answer no more ! 
 
 " Never again from that stream-silvered hill-side, 
 Seeking fresh gra&s betwixt harebell and heather. 
 Shall you and your lambkins look back on Loch Corry, 
 Watching the flight of the Hca-biid together. 
 
 *' No more, when the storm, striking chords on the mountains, 
 Drives down the thick mists their tall Hunimits to hide, 
 Shall you give the swetit gift of a mother's jjrotection 
 To the Huft little creatures crouched down by your Hide.
 
 16 AN EARLY VICTORIAN CHILD [ch. i 
 
 " Past the sweet peril ! and gone the sweet pleasure ! — 
 Well might the echoes tell sadly that day 
 The plaint of the mothers that cried at Kingairloch 
 The day that the lambs were taken away." 
 
 Visits to Scotland included sojourns at Ardgowan, the 
 home of our uncle and aunt Sir Michael and Lady 
 Octavia Shaw-Stewart on the Clyde, Aunt Occy, as 
 we called her, was probably my mother's favourite 
 sister — in any case her children were our favourite 
 cousins on the Grosvenor side, and we loved our many 
 visits to Ardgowan both when we went to the moors 
 and in after years. There were excursions on the hills 
 and bathing in the salt-water of the Clyde, fishing from 
 boats, and shells to be collected on the beach. Also 
 my uncle had a beautiful yacht in which he took us 
 expeditions towards Arran and to Loch Long from 
 which we were able to go across the mountain pass to 
 Loch Lomond. 
 
 My grandmother Lady Leigh died in 1860, before 
 which time she used to pay lengthened visits to Stone- 
 leigh accompanied by three or four unmarried daughters. 
 She was a fine handsome old lady. Her hair had turned 
 white when she was about thirty-two, but, as old ladies 
 did in those days, she wore a brown front with a black 
 velvet band. She had a masterful temper and held her 
 daughters in considerable awe, but, after the manner 
 of grandparents, was very kind to us. I fancy that so 
 many unmarried sisters-in-law may have been a slight 
 trial to my mother, but we regarded our aunts as addi- 
 tional playfellows bound to provide us with some kind 
 of amusement. The favourite was certainly " Aunt 
 Georgy," the youngest daughter but one. She had an 
 unfailing flow of spirits, could tell stories and join in 
 games, and never objected to our invasion of her room
 
 LIFE AT STOXELEIGH 17 
 
 at any time. Poor " Aunt Giissie " (Augusta) was less 
 fortunate : she had bad health and would scold us to 
 make us aiTectionate — an unsuccessful method to say 
 the least of it — the natural result was, I fear, that we 
 teased her whenever opportunity offered. Aunt Georgie 
 was very good-looking and I believe much admired. 
 She did not, however, marry till she was about forty. 
 A Colonel Newdigate, whose runaway horse she had 
 stopped when quite a girl, had fallen in love with her 
 and wanted to marry her. She persistently refused 
 and he married someone else. When his wife died, he 
 returned to his first affection and ultimately melted my 
 Aunt's heart. She had no children of her own, but was 
 a good stepmother to his only son — now Sir Frank 
 Newdegate, Governor of West Australia. 
 
 Stoneleigh offered every possible amusement to chil- 
 dren — long galleries and passages to race up and down, 
 a large hall for battledore and shuttlecock and other 
 games, parks and lawns for ri'ding and cricket, and the 
 River Avon at the bottom of the garden for fishing and 
 boating, not to mention skating in hard winters. People 
 are apt to talk and write as if " Early Victorian " and 
 " Mid- Victorian " children were kept under strict con- 
 trol and made to treat their elders with respectful awe. 
 I cannot recall any undue restraint in our case. As I 
 have already said, our mother was an influence which 
 no one would have attempted to resist, but she never 
 interfered with any reasonable happiness or amuse- 
 ment. Our father was the most cheerful of companions, 
 loving to take us about to any kind of sights or enter- 
 tainments which offered, and buying us toys and presents 
 on every possible occasion. Tlie only constraint put 
 upon us, which is not often used with the modern child, 
 concerned religious observance. We had to come in
 
 18 AN EARLY VICTORIAN CHILD [ch. i 
 
 to daily Prayers at 10 o'clock even if it interfered 
 with working in our gardens or other out-door amuse- 
 ment — and church twice on Sundays was the invariable 
 rule as soon as we were old enough to walk to the 
 neighbouring villages of Stoneleigh and Ashow, or to 
 attend the ministrations of the chaplain who generally 
 officiated once each Sunday in the chapel in the house. 
 We had to learn some " Scripture lesson " every day 
 and two or three on Sundays, and I being the eldest 
 had not only to repeat these Sunday lessons to my 
 mother, but also to see in a general way that my 
 younger brothers and sisters knew theirs. I was made 
 to learn any number of chapters and hymns, and 
 Scripture catechisms — not to speak of the Thirty-nine 
 Articles ! At last when mother and governess failed 
 to find something more to learn by heart 1 was told to 
 commit portions of Thomas a Kempis to memory. 
 Here, I grieve to confess, I struck — that is to say, I did 
 not venture actually to refuse, but I repeated the good 
 brother's words in such a disagreeable and discontented 
 tone of voice that no one could stand it, and the attempt 
 to improve me in this way was tacitly abandoned. 
 
 On the whole I feel sure that the advantages 
 of acquiring so many great truths, and generally in 
 beautiful language, far outweighed any passing irri- 
 tation that a young girl may have felt with these 
 " religious obligations." If it is necessary to distinguish 
 between High and Low Church in these matters, I 
 suppose that my parents belonged to the orthodox 
 Evangelical School. I have a vague recollection of one 
 Vicar of Stoneleigh still preaching in the black silk 
 Geneva gown. At Ashow — the other church whose 
 services we attended — the Rector when I was small 
 was an old Charles Twisleton, a cousin of my father's.
 
 RECTORS AND VICARS 19 
 
 He, however, had discarded the black gown long before 
 my day. My father told me that when the new Oxford 
 School first took to preaching in surplices Mr, Twisle- 
 ton adopted this fashion. Thereupon the astonished 
 family at the Abbey exclaimed, " Oh, Cousin Charles, 
 are you a Puseyite ? " " No, my dears," was the 
 confidential reply, " but black silk gowns are very 
 expensive and mine was worn out." Probably many 
 poor clergymen were glad to avail themselves of this 
 economical form of ritual. I have an idea that Rud- 
 yard Kipling's Norman Baron's advice to his son 
 would have appealed to my parents had it been written 
 in their day : 
 
 " Be polite but not friendly to Bishops, 
 And good to all poor Parish priests." 
 
 I feel that they were " friendly to Bishops " when 
 they met, and they were certainly good to all the 
 Rectors and Vicars of the various villages which be- 
 longed to my father or of which the livings were in 
 his gift, but they had no idea of giving their consciences 
 into ecclesiastical keeping. In fact my grandmother 
 Westminster once said to my mother, " My dear, you 
 and I spend much of our lives in rectifying the errors 
 of the clergy " ; those excellent men often failing in 
 business capacity. 
 
 The church services at both our churches were simple 
 to a degree. At Stoneleigh the organ was in the gallery 
 and the hymns were sung by the schoolchildren there. 
 The pulpit and reading-desk were part of what used 
 to be called a " three-decker " with a second reading- 
 desk for the clerk. This was exactly opposite our 
 large " S(|uire's Pew " across the aisle. There had 
 from time inunemorial been a \'illage Harvest Home
 
 20 AN EARLY VICTORIAN CHILD [ch. i 
 
 with secular rejoicings, but at last there came the great 
 innovation of service with special decoration and 
 appropriate Psalms and Lessons in church. I do not 
 know the exact year, but think that it must have been 
 somewhere in the sixties, after my Uncle James — my 
 father's youngest brother — became Vicar of Stoneleigh, 
 as it must have been his influence which induced my 
 father to consent to what he considered slightly ritua- 
 listic. 
 
 However, all went well till it came to the Special 
 Psalms. The choir had nothing to do with leading 
 responses — these pertained to the clerk — old Job Jea- 
 cock — and when the first " special '' was given out he 
 utterly failed to find it. The congregation waited 
 while he descended from his desk — walked across the 
 aisle to our pew and handed his Prayerbook to me 
 that I might help him out of his difficulty ! 
 
 Decorations in the churches at Christmas were fully 
 approved, and of course the house was a bower of 
 holly, ivy and mistletoe — these were ancient customs 
 never omitted in our home. Christmas was a glorious 
 time, extending from the Villagers' Dinner on S. 
 Thomas's Day to the Ball on our father's birthday, 
 January 17th — a liberal allowance. The children 
 dined down on both Christmas Lay and New Year's 
 Day, and there was always a Christmas Tree one 
 evening laden with toys and sweetmeats. Among 
 other Christmas customs there was the bullet-pudding 
 — a little hill of flour with a bullet on the top. Each 
 person in turn cut a slice of the pudding with his knife, 
 and when the bullet ultimately fell into the flour who- 
 ever let it down had to get it out again wdth his mouth. 
 Snap-dragon was also a great institution. The raisins 
 had to be seized from a dish of burning spirits of wine,
 
 THEATRICALS 21 
 
 presided over by " Uncle Jimmy " (the clergyman) 
 dressed as a ghost in a sheet, who had regularly on this 
 occasion to thrill us with a recitation of " Alonzo the 
 Brave and Fair Imogene " — the faithless lady who was 
 carried ofit from her wedding feast by the ghost of her 
 lover. Of course her fate was inextricably mixed up 
 in our minds with the flame of the snap-dragon. 
 
 Twelfth Night, with drawing for characters, was duly 
 honoured — nor were private theatricals forgotten. Like 
 all children we loved dressing-up and acting. The first 
 " regular " play with family and household for audience 
 in which we performed was Bluebeard, written in verse 
 by my mother, in which I was Fatima. After that we 
 had many performances — sometimes of plays written 
 by her and sometimes by myself. I do not think that 
 we were budding Irvings or Ellen Terrys, but we 
 enjoyed ourselves immensely and the audiences were 
 tolerant. 
 
 More elaborate theatricals took place at Hams Hall, 
 the house of Sir Charles Adderley (afterwards Lord 
 Norton), who married my father's eldest sister. They 
 had a large family, of whom five sons and five daughters 
 grew up. These young people were devoted to acting 
 and some of us occasionally went over to assist — at 
 least I recollect performing on one occasion — ajul we 
 often saw these cousuis either at Hams or at Stoneleigh, 
 the houses being at no great distance apart. The 
 youngest son, afterwards well known as Father Adderley, 
 was particularly fond of dressing up — he was a well- 
 known actor — and I am not sure that he did not carry 
 his histrionic tastes into the Church of which he was 
 a greatly esteemed prop. Another numerous family of 
 cousins were the children of my father's fifth sister, 
 married to the itev. Henry Chohuondeley — a sou of 
 8
 
 22 AN EARLY VICTORIAN CHILD [ch. i 
 
 Lord Delamere — who held the living of my father's 
 other place — Adlestrop. Uncle Cholmondeley was 
 clever and devoted enough to teach all his five sons 
 himself without sending them to preparatory schools ; 
 and between his teaching and their abilities, most, if 
 not all, of them won scholarships to aid their careers at 
 public schools. With their four sisters they were a 
 noisy but amusing set of companions, and we always 
 enjoyed their visits. My father's yoimgest sister was 
 not old enough for her children to be our actual con- 
 temporaries, but when she did marry — Mr. Granville 
 Leveson-Gower of Titsey — she had twelve sons and three 
 daughters — a good record. 
 
 My mother's sisters rivalled my father's in adding 
 to the population — one, Lady Macclesfield, having had 
 fifteen children, of whom twelve were alive to attend 
 her funeral when she died at the age of ninety. So I 
 reckoned at one time that I had a hundred first cousins 
 alive, and generally found one in whatever quarter 
 of the globe I chanced to visit. 
 
 Speaking of theatrical performances, I should speci- 
 ally mention my father's next brother, Chandos Leigh, 
 a well-known character at the Bar, as a Member of the 
 Zingari, and in many other spheres. Whenever oppor- 
 tunity served and enough nephews and nieces were 
 ready to perform he wrote for us what he called " Busi- 
 nesses " — variety entertainments to follow our little 
 plays — in which we appeared in any capacity — clowns, 
 fairies, Shakespeare or Sheridan characters, or any- 
 thing else which occurred to him as suited to our various 
 capacities, and for which he wrote clever and amusing 
 topical rhymes.
 
 CHAPTER II 
 
 A VICTORIAN GIRL 
 
 The Christmas festivities of 1862 had to be suspended, 
 as my mother's health again obliged my father to take 
 her to the South of France. This time I was their sole 
 companion, the younger children remaining in England. 
 We travelled by easy stages, sleeping at Folkestone, 
 Boulogne, Paris, Dijon, Lyons, Avignon, and Toulon. 
 I kept a careful journal of our travels on this occasion, 
 and note that at Lyons we found one of the chief silk 
 manufactories employed in weaving a dress for Prin- 
 cess Alexandra, then engaged to the Prince of Wales. 
 It had a gold rose, shamrock and thistle combined on 
 a white ground. There also we crossed the Phone 
 and saw in the ho.spital at Ville Neuve, among other 
 curious old paintings, one by King Rene d'Anjou. It 
 represented the Holy Family, and my childish eyes 
 carried away the impression of a lovely infant pattmg 
 a soft woolly lamb. So completely was I fascinated 
 that, being again at Lyons after my marriage, I begged 
 my husband to drive out specially to see the picture of 
 my dream. Alas ! ten years had changed my eyesight, 
 and instead of the ideal figures, I saw a hard stiff 
 Madoima and Child, with a perfectly wooden lamb. I 
 mention this because I have often thought that the 
 populace who were so enraptured with a Madonna like 
 Cimabue's in 8. Maria Novella at Florence saw as i did 
 Bometliing beyond what was actually there. Grand and 
 
 23
 
 24 A VICTORIAN GIRL [ch. ii 
 
 stately it is, but I think that unsophisticated eyes 
 must have endowed it with motherly grace and beauty, 
 as I gave life and softness to the baby and the lamb. 
 
 We went on by train from Toulon as far as Les Arcs 
 and then drove to Frejus, and next day to Cannes. 
 Whether the train then only went as far as Les Arcs 
 or whether my parents preferred the drive through the 
 beautiful scenery I do not know — anyhow we seem 
 to have thoroughly enjoyed the drive. I note that in 
 April we returned from Cannes to Toulon by a new 
 railroad. Cannes was a little seaside country town in 
 those days, with few hotels and villas such as have 
 sprung up in the last half- century ; but even then it 
 attracted sufficient visitors to render hotel accommo- 
 dation a difficulty, and we had to shorten our intended 
 stay. We went to pay our respects to the ex-Lord 
 Chancellor Brougham, already King of Cannes. He 
 was then eighty-five, and I have a vague recollection 
 of his being very voluble ; but I was most occupied 
 with his great-nephew, a brother of the present Lord 
 Brougham, who had a little house of his own in the 
 garden which was enough to fascinate any child. From 
 Cannes we drove to Nice, about which I record that 
 " the only thing in Nice is the sea." We had consider- 
 able difficulty in our next stage from Nice to Mentone, 
 as a rock had in one place fallen from the top of a 
 mountain to the valley below and filled up part of the 
 road with the debris of its fall. At Mentone we spent 
 over three weeks, occupied in walks with my father 
 and drives with him and my mother, or sometimes he 
 walked while I rode a donkey up the mountains. There 
 was considerable political excitement at that time, 
 Mentone having only been ceded by Italy to France in 
 1861 and the natives being by no means reconciled to
 
 MENTONE 25 
 
 French rule. There was a great local feeling for Gari- 
 baldi, and though the " Iniio Garibaldi " was forbidden 
 I fear that my mother occasionally played it in the 
 hotel, and any listener (such as the waiter) who over- 
 heard it beamed accordingly. I happened to have a 
 scarlet flannel jacket for outdoor wear, and remember 
 women in the fields shouting out to me " Petite Gari- 
 baldi." 
 
 My mother often sat on the beach or among olive 
 trees to draw while I read, or looked at the sea, or made 
 up stories or poems, or invented imaginary kingdoms 
 to be shared with my sister and brothers on my return 
 — I fear always reserving supreme dominion for my 
 own share. 
 
 When we left England the idea had been to continue 
 our travels as far as Rome, but my mother's health 
 forbade, as the doctor said that the cold — particularly 
 of the Galleries — would be too much for her. It was 
 a great disappointment, above all to her, but she was 
 very good in submitting. As so long a tranquil sojourn 
 anywhere had not been contemplated, our library was 
 rather restricted, but two little volumes which she 
 had brought, one of Dryden, and Milton's "Paradise 
 Regained," afforded me happy hours. Also I perpe- 
 trated an Epic in six Cantos on the subject of Rienzi ! 
 From Mentone we went to San Remo for a week, 
 returning to Mentone February 17th, when prepara- 
 tions began for a Fet« to be given by the English and 
 Danish to the inhabitants of the town on the occasion 
 of the Prince of Wales's marriage. Old Lord Glenelg 
 was, T bf'lieve, nominal President, but my father was 
 the moving spirit — entertaining the populace being for 
 him a thoroughly congenial task. 
 
 Many years afterwards in Samoa Robert Louis
 
 26 A VICTORIAN GIRL [ch. ii 
 
 Stevenson told me that he was at Mentone with his 
 father at the time of the festivities, but he was a yomig 
 boy, and neither he nor I knew under what circum- 
 stances we were ultimately to make acquaintance. 
 There were all sorts of complications to be overcome — 
 for one thing it was Lent and my father had to obtain 
 a dispensation from M. le Cure for his flock to eat meat 
 at the festal dinner. This was accorded on condition 
 that fish was not also consumed. Then there appeared 
 great questions as to who would consent to sit down 
 with whom. We were told that orange-pickers would 
 not sit down with orange- carriers. As a matter of fact 
 I believe that it was against etiquette for women to 
 sit down with the men, and that in the end 300 work- 
 men sat down in the garden of the Hotel Victoria 
 (where we were staying) and I can still recollect seeing 
 the women standing laughing behind them while the 
 men handed them portions of food. Posts were gar- 
 landed with heath and scarlet geraniums, and decorated 
 with English, French, and Danish flags and portraits 
 of Queen Victoria and the Prince and Princess of 
 Wales. The festivities included a boat-race and other 
 races, and ended with illuminations and fireworks at 
 night. All went off splendidly, though the wind rather 
 interfered with lighting the little lamps which decorated 
 some of the buildings. 
 
 In connection with the Prince's wedding I heard one 
 story which I believe was told by my aunt Macclesfield 
 — (appointed Lady-in- Waiting to the Princess) to my 
 mother, which as far as I know has never appeared in 
 print. 
 
 The present ex- Kaiser, then little Prince William 
 aged four, came over with his parents for the wedding. 
 He appeared at the ceremony in a Scottish suit, where-
 
 GENOA 27 
 
 upon the German ladies remonstrated with his mother, 
 8a}4ng that they miderstood that he was to have worn 
 the uniform of a Prussian officer. " I am very sorry," 
 said his mother ; "he had it on, but Beatrice and 
 Leopold " (the Duke of Albany) " thought that he 
 looked so ridiculous with tails that they cut them off, 
 and we had to find an old Scottish suit of his uncle's 
 for him to wear ! " An early English protest against 
 militarism ! 
 
 Two days after the excitement of these royal fes- 
 tivities we again left Mentone by road for Genoa, which 
 we reached March 16th, having stopped on the way 
 at San Remo, Alassio, and Savona. At Genoa we 
 joined my mother's sister Agnes and her husband, Sir 
 Archibald Campbell (of Garscube), and saw various 
 sights in their company. 
 
 I knew very little of my Uncle Archibald, as he died 
 comparatively young. At Genoa he was certainly very 
 lively, and I fear that I contrived unintentionally but 
 naturally to annoy him — it only shows how Italian 
 politics excited everyone, even a child. He had seen 
 some map in which the Italians had marked as their 
 own territory, not only what they had lately acquired, 
 but all to which they then aspired ; I hardly imagine 
 the Trentino, but certainly Venice. Uncle Archy 
 scoffed at their folly — with precocious audacity, and I 
 suppose having heard such Italian views at Mentone, 
 I asserted that they would ere long have both Venice 
 and Home ! He was quite indignant. It was imperti- 
 nent of me, as I knew nothing of their power or other- 
 wise, but it was a good shot ! 
 
 1 have heard that Sir Arcliihald's mothiT was a 
 stately old Scottish lady who thought a great deal of 
 family, and precedence, and that one day he scandalised
 
 28 A VICTORIAN GIRL [ch. ii 
 
 her by asking, " Well, mother, what would be the 
 precedence of an Archangel's eldest son ? '' 
 
 Aunt Aggy was broken-hearted when he died, and 
 always delicate, fell into very ill-health. When the 
 Franco- German War broke out she set to work un- 
 dauntedly for the sick and wounded, and positively 
 wanted to go abroad to nurse in some hospital — prob- 
 ably in Germany. A certain very clever Dr. Frank, 
 of German-Jewish descent, was to make arrangements. 
 The whole Grosvenor family and all its married con- 
 nections were up in arms, and my father was dispatched 
 to remonstrate with her. With much annoyance and 
 reluctance she gave in — and soon after married Dr. 
 Frank ! The family were again astounded, but after 
 all when they knew him they realised that he made 
 her happy and took to him quite kindly. My aunt 
 and Dr. Frank lived a great deal at Cannes, where 
 they had a nice villa — Grandbois — and many friends, 
 and he had a tribe of admiring patients. Aunt Aggy 
 was very charming and gentle and lived to a good age. 
 
 From Genoa we drove in easy stages to Spezia, noting 
 towns and villages on the way. It was a delightful 
 means of travelling, walking up the hills and stopping 
 at little townships for luncheon in primitive inns. 
 Motors have somewhat revived this method of travel, 
 but whirling along at a great pace can never allow you 
 to see and enjoy all the lesser beauties which struck you 
 in the old leisurely days. I have duly noted all sorts 
 of trivial incidents in my journal, but they are much 
 what occur in all such expeditions and I need not 
 dilate on the beauties of mountain, sea, and sky which 
 everyone knows so well. At Spezia we saw the scene 
 of Shelley's shipwreck, and on one coast of the Gulf 
 the prison where Garibaldi had been interned not very
 
 TRAFALGAR VETERANS 29 
 
 long before. I record that it was a large building, and 
 that his rooms, shown us by a sailor, were " very nice." 
 I trust that he found them so. After returning to our 
 old quarters we left Mentone on April 15th, evidently 
 with great regret and with a parting sigh to the 
 voiturier who had driven us on all our expeditions, 
 including those to Genoa and Spezia — also to my 
 donkey-man and to the chambermaid. Looking back, 
 I feel that these southern weeks were among the happiest 
 of my life, and that something of the sunlight and 
 mountain scenery remained as memories never effaced. 
 
 We returned to England by much the same route 
 as our outward journey, only the railroad being now 
 open from Cannes to Toulon a night at Frejus was 
 unnecessary. I cannot remember whether it was on 
 our outward or our homeward journey, but on one or 
 the other we met at the Palace of the Popes at Avignon 
 an old custodian who had fought at Trafalgar and 
 been for some years prisoner in England. He showed 
 with some pride an English book, and it amused my 
 mother to recognise a translation from a German work 
 of which she did not hold a high opinion. I do not 
 suppose that the French soldier read enough of it to 
 do him much harm. 
 
 It is rather curious that my father on two or three 
 occasions took us to see at Greenwich Hospital an old 
 servant of Nelson's wlio was with him at Trafalgar, 
 so I have seen both a Frenchman and an Englishman 
 who took part in that battle. Nelson's servant had a 
 little room hung all round with pictures of tiie hero. My 
 father asked him whether the Admiral said tlie prayer 
 which one print represents him as reciting on his knees 
 before the battle. The man said he did nut know what 
 words he used, but he saw him kneel down to pray.
 
 30 A VICTORIAN GIRL [ch. ii 
 
 On our way to Paris we spent a night at Fontainebleau 
 — and finally reached Stoneleigh on May 1st, 1863. 
 
 Speaking of my mother's numerous brothers and 
 sisters, I ought not to omit the eldest, Eleanor, Duchess 
 of Northumberland, who was a very great lady, hand- 
 some and dignified till her death at an advanced age. 
 She had no children, but was admired and respected 
 by many nephews and nieces. I believe that her country 
 neighbours regarded her as almost royal, curtsying 
 when she greeted them. I remember her telling me 
 that she could not go and hear some famous preacher 
 in London because she would not have her carriage 
 out on Sunday and had never been in any sort of cab. 
 What would she have thought of the modern fashion 
 of going in omnibuses ? However, a year or two before 
 her death the late Duke of Northumberland (grandson 
 of her husband's cousin and successor) told me with 
 great glee that they had succeeded in getting Duchess 
 Eleanor into a taxi and that she had enjoyed it very 
 much. I cannot think how they managed it. She 
 lived during her widowhood at Stanwick Park, and my 
 youngest sister Cordelia had a rather comical experi- 
 ence when staying with her there on one occasion. 
 My aunt, among other tabooed innovations, altogether 
 objected to motors and would not allow any through 
 her Lodge gates. Previous to her visit to Stanwick, 
 Cordelia had stayed with the Lawsons at Brayton in 
 Cumberland and while there had been stopped by a 
 policeman for riding a tricycle after dark without a light. 
 She left her address with the Lawson family, and while 
 at Stanwick the local policeman appeared, absolutely 
 trembling at having been forced to enter these sacred 
 precincts, to summon her in that she " drove a carriage, 
 to wit a tricycle, between the hours, etc." The
 
 LORD ]\mNCASTER AND GREEK BRIGANDS 31 
 
 household managed to keep it dark from Aunt Eleanor, 
 and Cordelia sent authority to the Lawson family to 
 settle the case and pay the fine — but what would the 
 aunt have said had she known of her niece's crime and 
 penalty ? 
 
 Lady I\Licclesfield, the second daughter, I have already 
 mentioned. The surviving sister (one having died young) 
 next above my mother in age was Elizabeth Lady Wen- 
 lock, who was very clever and, among her nine children, 
 had charming daughters to whom I may refer later on. 
 Then after my mother came Octavia and Agnes — and 
 then Jane, married to Lord Muncaster, who died seven 
 years later at Castellamare, leaving her with one little 
 girl of about two years old. Margaret or Mimi, as we 
 called her, was a great interest when the young widowed 
 mother brought her to stay with us, soon after her 
 father's death. She was a dear little girl, and we were 
 told that she was a great heiress, and somehow in the 
 hands of the Lord Chancellor. Her father had died 
 without a will, and all the property, including the 
 beautiful Muncaster Castle in Cumberland, went to the 
 child though her uncle succeeded to the title. How- 
 ever, poor little Mimi died when she was eleven years 
 old, so her uncle succeeded to the property after all. 
 He was the Lord Muncaster who was captured by the 
 brigands near Marathon in 1870 with his wife and her 
 sister. Miss L'Estrange, Mr. Vyner, Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd, 
 and two other men. Tlie brigands lot the ladies go with- 
 out injur}' — Lady Muncaster had hidden her rings in her 
 mouth to protect them — but they would only let one 
 man go to get ransom for the rest. The men drew lots 
 and it fell to Vyner, l)ut he absolutely refused to take 
 the chance, saying that he was a bachelor and J^ord 
 Muncaster a married man. Instead of ransom the Greek
 
 32 A VICTORIAN GIRL [ch. ii 
 
 Government sent troops. The brigands were annihilated, 
 but they first killed Vyner and his companions. It 
 was said that the Government stood in with the brigands, 
 but I have never quite understood why, if so, the 
 former did not prefer the money to the death of their 
 allies — unless they thought that they would have to 
 produce the ransom. Lord Muncaster always had his 
 head hanging a little to one side, and in my youth I 
 had a floating idea that it was from permanent grief 
 at the tragedy. Meantime my Aunt Jane married a 
 second time, a brother of Lord Crawford's. She was 
 pretty, with green eyes and a nervous manner. She 
 was a beautiful needlewoman and I believe a true 
 musician. 
 
 One more Grosvenor aunt must be remembered, my 
 mother's youngest sister Theodora. I have heard that 
 my grandmother was greatly distressed at the loss of 
 her fourth daughter, Evelyn, who died as a child, 
 although there were seven surviving sisters, therefore 
 when another girl-baby arrived she called her Theodora 
 • — the gift of God. Certainly she was greatly attached 
 to the child, and I fancy that the little Theodora was 
 given much more spoiling and freedom than her elder 
 sisters. She was very lively and amusing, and being 
 the only daughter left unmarried when my grand- 
 father died — in 1869 — she became her mother's con- 
 stant companion. When she ultimately married a 
 brother of Lord Wimborne's she and Mr. Merthyr 
 Guest continued to live with my grandmother, who 
 endowed them with a large fortune. Mr. Guest died 
 some years ago, but Aunt Theodora still lives — and 
 has one daughter. 
 
 My grandfather was a quiet old gentleman as far as 
 I recollect him — he is somehow associated in my mind
 
 THE GROSVENOR FAMILY 33 
 
 with carpet slippers and a diffident manner. He was 
 what they call of a " saving " disposition, but I really 
 believe that he was oppressed with his great wealth, 
 and never sure that he was justified in spending much 
 on himself and his family. When he became a thor- 
 ough invalid before his death he was ordered to take 
 certain pills, and in order to induce him to do so my 
 grandmother would cut them in two and take half 
 herself. After his death his halves were discovered 
 intact done up with red tape ! 
 
 During his lifetime I stayed with my parents once 
 or twice at the old Eaton Hall, before my uncle (the 
 first Duke) built the present Palace. It was a nice, 
 comfortable house. I have heard, from a neighbour 
 who recollected the incident, that when it was being 
 built the workmen employed would chisel rough repre- 
 sentations of each other's features in the gargoyles 
 which formed part of the decoration. I suppose that 
 was done in ancient times by the men who built the 
 churches and colleges of those days. 
 
 My grandparents besides these numerous daughters 
 had four sons — two, both named Gilbert, died, one as 
 a baby, the other, a sailor, as a young man. The late 
 Duke was my godfather and always very kind to me, 
 particularly when, after my marriage, I stayed on more 
 than one occasion at the new Eaton. I never knew 
 a man more anxious to do all he could for the people 
 about him, whether in the country or on his London 
 property. He had very much the feeling of a patriarch 
 and loved nothing better than to have about him the 
 generations of his family. It was a complicated family, 
 as he married first his own first cousin, C^onstance 
 Leveson-Gower, and after her death the sister of his 
 son-in-law Lord Chesham, husband of his second
 
 34 A VICTORIAN GIRL [ch. ii 
 
 daughter Beatrice. I cannot quite unravel it, but 
 somehow he was brother-in-law to his own daughter. 
 The youngest son, Richard, a quaint, amusing man, 
 was created Lord Stalbridge. 
 
 Having said so much of my mother's family, I think 
 I should mention the two sisters of my father whom I 
 have hitherto omitted. One was his second sister, 
 Emma — a typical and excellent maiden aunt. She was 
 principally noted for being my sister Agnes's godmother 
 and feeling it her duty to hear her Catechism — but 
 neither Agnes nor any of us minded ; in fact I remember 
 — I suppose on some wet Sunday — that we all insisted 
 on sharing the Scripture lesson and were given figs in 
 consequence. The third sister was Caroline, twin with 
 Augusta, but very different, for whereas Aunt Gussie 
 was delicate and nervous, not to say irritable. Aunt 
 Car was slow and substantial. She ended with marry- 
 ing when no longer very young an old cousin of my 
 father's, a clergyman. Lord Saye and Sele, who had 
 actually baptized her early in life. She made him an 
 excellent wife ; she had numerous step-children, though 
 none of her own. Looldng back on these Early Vic- 
 torian uncles and aunts with their various wives and 
 husbands, I cannot but claim that they were good 
 English men and women, with a keen sense of duty to 
 their tenants and neighbours rich and poor. Of course 
 they varied immensely in character and had their 
 faults like other people, but I cannot recall one, either 
 man or woman, who did not try to act up to a standard 
 of right, and think I was fortunate to have been brought 
 up among them. 
 
 In my younger days I had also living several great- 
 uncles and aunts on both sides, but the only one whom 
 I can spare time and space to mention here is my
 
 UNCLES AND AUNTS 35 
 
 Grandfather Leigh's sister, Caroline Lady East. When 
 she was young Mr. East fell in love with her and she 
 with him, but he was an impecunious youth and my 
 great-grandparents would not permit the marriage. 
 Whereupon he disguised himself as a hay-maker and 
 contrived an interview with his lady-love in which they 
 exchanged vows of fidelity. Then he went to India, 
 where he remained eleven years, and returned to find 
 the lady still faithful, and having accumulated a suffi- 
 cient fortmie married her. They had a nice little country 
 house on the borders of Oxfordshire and Gloucester- 
 shire, and, though they had no children, were one of 
 the happiest old couples I ever knew. My great-aunt 
 died in 1870, but Uncle East lived till over ninety and 
 went out hunting almost to the end — so eleven years 
 of India had not done him much harm. He stayed 
 with us at Middleton after my marriage when old 
 Lord Abingdon was also a guest. Lord Abingdon 
 must have been over seventy at the time, but a good 
 deal younger than Sir James. They had known each 
 other in youth and were quite delighted to meet again, 
 but each confided separately to my husband and myself 
 that he had thought that the other old fellow was dead. 
 However, they made great friends, and in token of 
 reunion Lord Abingdon sent his servant to cut Uncle 
 East's corns ! 
 
 To return to my recollections of my own girlhood. 
 I think that it must have been in 1864 that I had a bad 
 attack of chicken-pox which temporarily hurt my eyes 
 and left me somewhat weak. Either in that autunm 
 or the following one my parents took me to the Isle 
 of Arran and left me there for a time with a maid — 
 while they accomj)anied my brother Gilbert buck to 
 school. 1 loved the Isle of Arran, and was only dis-
 
 36 A VICTORIAN GIRL [ch. ii 
 
 turbed by the devotion of a child-niece of the land- 
 lady's who would follow me about everywhere. The 
 only way of escape was to go — or attempt to go — into 
 the mountains of which she was afraid, knowing that 
 there were giants there. 
 
 I must not omit one honour which I enjoyed in 1865. 
 My mother took me to see my Aunt Macclesfield, who 
 was in Waiting at Marlborough House when His present 
 Majesty was born. My aunt welcomed us in the Princess 
 of Wales's pretty sitting-room hung with a kind of 
 brocade with a pattern of roses. The baby was then 
 brought in to be admired, and to my gratification I was 
 allowed to hold the little Prince in my arms. I did 
 not then realise that in after years I could claim to 
 have nursed my King. 
 
 Shortly afterwards we used to hear a good deal of the 
 American Civil War. We were too young to have much 
 opinion as to the rival causes, but there was a general 
 impression conveyed to our minds that the " Southern- 
 ers were gentlemen." Some time after the war was 
 over, in December 1868, Jefferson Davis, the Southern 
 (Confederate) President, came to stay at Stoneleigh. 
 He was over in Europe on parole. We were told that 
 he had been in prison, and one of my younger brothers 
 was anxious to know whether we " should see the marks 
 of the chains." We had a favourite old housemaid 
 who was preparing his room, and we imparted to her the 
 thrilling information of his former imprisonment. Her 
 only response was " Umph, well, I suppose he won't 
 want these silver candlesticks." A large bedroom was 
 being prepared for him, but she considered that silver 
 candlesticks were only for ladies, and that presidents 
 and prisoners were not entitled to such luxuries. 
 
 He proved to be a benevolent old gentleman
 
 CONFIRIVIATION 37 
 
 who impressed my cousins and myself by tlie 
 paternal way in which he addressed any elder girl as 
 " daughter." 
 
 After this — but I cannot remember the particular 
 years — we went in the autuimi to Land's End, The 
 Lizard, and Tintagel, and also had villas at Torquay and 
 Bournemouth respectively, but our experiences were too 
 ordinary to be worthy of record. I think I was about 
 seventeen when I went with my parents to Vichy, where 
 my father drank the waters — and we went on to some 
 beautiful Auvergne country. This was my last excursion 
 abroad with my parents before 1 married. 
 
 In 1867 I was confirmed. The church which we 
 attended was in Park Street. It has since been pulled 
 down, but was then regarded as specially the church 
 of the Westminster family. My grandparents sat in a 
 large pew occupying the length of the gallery at the 
 west end of the church. We had a pew in the south 
 gallery with very high sides, and my early recollections 
 are of sitting on a dusty red hassock from which I could 
 see little but the woodwork during a very long sermon. 
 One Sunday when I was approaching years of discretion 
 the clergyman gave out notice of a Coniirmatioii, with 
 the usual intimation that Candidates should give in 
 their names in the Vestry. My mother told me to 
 do this accompanied by my younger brother (Gilbert) 
 as chaperon. The clergyman seemed a good deal 
 surprised, and I rather fancy that I was the only 
 Candidate. He was an old man who had been there 
 for a long time. He said that he wouhl come and 
 see me at my parents' house, and duly arrived at 37 
 Portman Square. 1 was sent in to my father's sitting- 
 room for the interview, and I believe that he was more 
 embarrassed than I was, for 1 had long been led to regard 
 4
 
 38 A VICTORIAN C4IRL [ch. ii 
 
 Confirmation as the proper sequence to learning my 
 Catechism and a fitting step in religious life. The 
 clergyman somewhat uneasily remarked that he had to 
 ascertain that I knew my Catechism, and asked me to 
 say it. This I could have done in my sleep, as it had 
 for years formed part of my Sunday instruction. When 
 I ended he asked after a slight pause whether I knew 
 why the Nicene Creed was so called. This was unex- 
 pected pleasure. I had lately read Milman's Latin 
 Christianity to my mother, and should have enjoyed 
 nothing better than delivering to my pastor a short 
 lecture on the Arian and Athanasian doctrines. When 
 I began it, however, he hastily cut me short, saying 
 that he saw that I knew all about it — how old was 1 % 
 " Seventeen and a half.'' " Quite old enough,'" said he, 
 and told me that he would send me my ticket, and when 
 I went to the church someone would show me where to 
 sit. This ended my preparation as far as he was con- 
 cerned. I believe he intimated to my parents that he 
 would see Miss Leigh again, but in practice he took care 
 to keep clear of the theological enfant terrible. 
 
 I was duly confirmed on May 31st, by Dr. Jackson, 
 Bishop of London. I feel sure that my mother amply 
 supplied any lacunse left by the poor old clergyman. 
 No doubt in those days Preparation for Confirmation 
 was not regarded as seriously as at present, but I do 
 not think that mine was quite typical, as some of my 
 contemporary cousins underwent a much more serious 
 course of instruction. 
 
 That autumn I began to " come out " in the country. 
 We went to a perfectly delightful ball at the Shaw- 
 Stewarts' at Ardgowan, where the late Duke of Argyll — 
 then Lord Lome — excited my admiration by the way 
 he danced reels in Highland costume. Thence my
 
 "COMING OUT" 39 
 
 brother and I went to Hans Hall to tlie coming-of-age 
 of my cousin Charles Adderley, now Lord Norton. The 
 whole country-side swarmed to the festivities, and one 
 party unable to obtain any other conveyance chartered 
 a hearse. Miss Ferrier, in her novel The Inheritance, 
 makes one of her female characters arrive at a country 
 house, where she was determined to be received, in a 
 hearse — but she was even more gruesome than my 
 cousin's guests as she accompanied the corpse ! 
 
 The following year (1868), May 12th, I was presented 
 — Princess Christian held the Drawing-Room on behalf 
 of the Queen, who still lived in retirement as far as social 
 functions were concerned. She, however, attended 
 this Drawing-Room for about half an hour — receiving 
 the entree. Her devotion to the Prince Consort and to 
 his memory was unparalleled. No doubt the fact that 
 she had practically never had anyone with whom she 
 could associate on equal terms until her marriage had 
 a good deal to do with it. I know of a lady whom she 
 summoned to sit with her when the Prince Consort was 
 being carried to his funeral on the ground that she was 
 a widow and could feel for her, and she said that her 
 shudders when the guns went off were dreadful, and 
 that she seemed unable to realise that here for the first 
 time was something that she could not control. 
 
 To return to my entry in the world. Naturally I 
 went during 18G8 and the three or four succeeding 
 years to the balls, dinners, and garden parties usual in 
 the course of the season. The " great houses " then 
 existed— they had not been pulled down or turned into 
 public galleries and ollices. Stafford House, Grosvenor 
 House, Northumberland House, and others entertained 
 111 royal style, and there were Garden Parties at Argyll 
 Lodge and Airlie Lodge on Campden Hill, at Syon, and
 
 40 A VICTORIAN GIRL [ch. ii 
 
 at Chiswick, then in possession of the Duke of Devon- 
 shire. 
 
 In those days there was still a sort of question as to 
 the propriety of waltzing. Valses and square dances 
 were danced alternately at balls, and a few — but very 
 few — girls were limited to the latter. Chaperones were 
 the almost invariable rule and we went back to them 
 between the dances. " Sitting-out " did not come in 
 till some years later. In the country, however, there 
 was plenty of freedom, and I never remember any 
 restriction on parties of girls and young men walking or 
 rowing together without their elders. By the time I 
 came out my brother Gilbert (Gilly) was at Harrow and 
 Dudley and Rupert at Mr. Lee's Private School at 
 Brighton. My special charge and pet Rowland was 
 still at home, and the youngest of the family Cordelia 
 a baby. 
 
 Dudley and Rupy were inseparable. Duddy delicate, 
 Rupy sturdy and full of mischief into which he was apt 
 to drag his elder brother. I had to look after them, and 
 see that they accomplished a few lessons in the holidays — 
 — no light task, but I was ready for anything to keep 
 off holiday tutors and, I am afraid, to retain my position 
 as elder sister. Love of being first was doubtless my 
 besetting sin, and my good-natured younger brothers 
 and sisters accepted my rule — probably also because 
 it was easier than that of a real grown-up person. My 
 mother had bad health, and my father took it for 
 granted that it was my business to keep the young 
 ones as far as possible out of mischief. As for my sister 
 Agnes, she was always a saint, and I am afraid that 
 I was a tyrant as far as she was concerned. Cordelia 
 was born when I was over sixteen and was always 
 rather like my child. Rowland was just seven when
 
 IRELAND 41 
 
 her arrival delighted the family, and his first remark 
 when he heard that he had a little sister was " I wonder 
 what she will think of ray knickerbockers " — to which 
 he had lately been promoted. Boys wore little tunics 
 with belts when they first left off baby frocks, and sailor 
 suits were not introduced when my brothers were 
 children. 
 
 My next special recollection is of a visit to Ireland 
 which I paid in company with my parents, Gilbert, and 
 Agnes in August 1869. We crossed in the Leinster and 
 duly lionised Dublin. I kept a journal during this 
 tour in which the sights of the city are duly noted with 
 the remark, after seeing the post office, that we " made 
 the various observations proper to intelligent but tired 
 travellers." 
 
 The country — Bray, Glendalough, and the Seven 
 Churches seem to have pleased us much better. I do 
 not know whether the guides and country people 
 generally are as free with their legends now as they were 
 fifty years ago, but they told us any amount of stories 
 to our great satisfaction. Brough, the guide at the 
 Seven Churches, was particularly voluble and added 
 considerably to the tales of St. Kevin given in the 
 guide-book. St. Kevin, as recounted by Moore in his 
 ballad, pushed Kathleen into the Lake when she would 
 follow him. I remember that Brough was much 
 embarrassed when I innocently asked why he did this. 
 However, he discreetly replied : " If your honourable 
 father and your honourable mother want you to marry 
 a gentleman and you don't like him, don't push him into 
 the water ! " Excellent advice and not diflicult to 
 follow in a general way. When St. Kevin was alive 
 the skylark used to sing early in the morning and waken 
 the people who had been up late the night before at a
 
 42 A VICTORIAN GIRL [ch. ii 
 
 wedding or merrymaking. Wlien the Saint saw them 
 looking so bad he asked, " What's the matter ? " 
 On hearing that the lark would not let them get any 
 sleep, he laid a spell that never more should lark sing 
 above that lake. This encouragement of late hours 
 seems rather inconsistent with his general asceticism. 
 St. Kevin was more considerate to a blackbird than 
 to the laverock. The former once laid her eggs on his 
 extended hand, and he kept it held out until she 
 had had time to build her nest in it and hatch her 
 young. 
 
 Brough was even better acquainted with fairies than 
 with saints. He knew a man at Cork named Jack 
 M'Ginn, a wool-comber, who was carried away by the 
 fairies for seven years. At the end of that time he 
 accompanied them to a wedding (fairies like weddings). 
 There was present a young lady whom the fairies wanted 
 to make sneeze three times, as if they could do so and 
 no one said " God bless her " they could take her away. 
 So they tickled her nose three times with horse-hair, 
 but as they were withdrawing it the third time Jack 
 cried out in Irish " God bless her.'' This broke the 
 spell, and Jack fell crashing down amongst the crockery, 
 everyone ran away, and he arose retransformed to his 
 natural shape. 
 
 Another acquaintance of Brough's — a stout farmer — 
 met one evening three fairies carrying a coffin. Said 
 one, " What shall we do for a fourth man ? " " Switch 
 the first man who passes," replied the second. So 
 they caught the farmer and made him carry it all night, 
 till he found himself in the morning nearly dead not 
 far from his own door. Our guide enjoined us to be 
 sure, if fairies passed us in the air, to pick some blades 
 of grass and throw them after them, saying " Good luck
 
 KILLARNEY 43 
 
 to you good folk " : as lie sagely remarked, a civil word 
 never does harm. As more prosaic recollections, 
 Brough told us of the grand fights at Glendalough, 
 when the young men were backed up by their sisters 
 and sweethearts. The etiquette was for a young woman 
 to take off her right stocking, put a stone in it and use 
 it as a weapon, " and any woman who fought well 
 would have twenty young farmers wanting to marry 
 her." 
 
 We stopped at Cork, whence we drove to see Blarney 
 Castle and its stones. In those days, and probably 
 still, there were two, one called the Ladies' Stone, which 
 we three children all kissed, and another suspended by 
 iron clamps from the top of the Castle, so that one had 
 to lie dowTi and hold on to the irons with one's body 
 partly over an open space — rather a break-neck pro- 
 ceeding, particularly in rising again. Only Gilly accom- 
 plished this. The railway to Glengariff then went as 
 far as Dunmanway, whence it was necessary to drive. 
 We slept at the Royal Hotel where we arrived in the 
 evening, and to the end of my life I never shall forget 
 the beauty of Bantry Bay as we saw it on waking next 
 morning with all its islands mirrored in purple shadows. 
 But the whole drive to Killarney, and above all the 
 Lakes as they break upon your sight, are beyond 
 description. We saw it all in absolutely glorious 
 weather — possibly rare in those regions, but certainly 
 the Lakes of Killarney impressed me then as more 
 beautiful than either the Scottish or the English Lakes 
 because of their marvellous richness of colour. After 
 fifty years, and travels in many lands, 1 still imagine 
 that they arc only excelled in colour by the coral islands 
 of the Pacific ; but of course the Irish Lakes may dwell 
 in my memory as more beautiful than they really
 
 44 A VICTORIAN GIRL [oh. ii 
 
 are, as I saw them first when I had far fewer standards 
 of comparison. Anyhow, they were like a glorious 
 dream. We spent some enchanting days at Killarney 
 and saw all the surrounding beauties — the Gap of Dunloe 
 with the Serpent Lake in which St. Patrick drowned 
 the last snake in Ireland (in a chest into which he 
 enticed the foolish creature by promising to let it out 
 again), Mangerton, the highest mountain in Ireland 
 but one, and Carrantuohill, the highest of all, which 
 my brother and sister and I were allowed to ascend on 
 condition that the guide would take good care of us. 
 However, when out of our parents' sight he found that 
 he was troubled with a corn, and lay down to rest, 
 confiding us to a ponyman who very nearly lost us in a 
 fog. The ponies could only approach the base, the rest 
 was pretty stiff climbing. 
 
 The Upper, the Middle, and the Lower Lake are all 
 lovely, but the last was particularly attractive from its 
 connection with the local hero — the Great O'Donoghue, 
 whose story we gleaned from our guides and particu- 
 larly a boy who carried our luncheon basket up 
 Mangerton. He was a magician and had the power 
 of taking any shape he pleased, but he ended by a 
 tremendous leap into the Lake, after which he never 
 returned to his home. Once every seven years, however, 
 between six and seven on May Day morning, he rides 
 from one of the islands in the Lower Lake to the opposite 
 shore, with fairies strewing flowers before him, and for 
 the time his Castle also reappears. Any unmarried 
 man who sees him will marry a rich wife, and any 
 unmarried woman a rich husband. Our boatman 
 pointed out an island where girls used to stand to see 
 him pass, but no one ever saw him except an old boat- 
 man, and he had been married a long time, so the
 
 THE O'DONOGHUES 45 
 
 apparition did not help him. No O'Douoghue has 
 ever been drowned since the hero's disappearance. 
 We heard two different versions of the cause of the 
 tragedy. Both attributed it to his wife's want of self- 
 control. One related that the husband was in the 
 habit of nmning about as a hare or a rabbit, and as 
 long as she did not laugh all went well, but when he 
 took this flying leap into the water she burst into a 
 fit of laughter and thereby lost him permanently. Our 
 boy guide's story was more circumstantial and more 
 dramatic. According to him, the O'Donoghue once 
 turned himself into an eel, and knotted himself three 
 times round Ross Castle, where he lived (a super-eel 
 or diminutive castle!). This frightened the lady 
 dreadfully, and he told her that if she " fritted " three 
 times on seeing any of his wonders she would see him 
 no more. Some time after he turned himself into a 
 goose and swam on the lake, and she shrieked aloud, 
 thinking to lose him. Finally he brought out his 
 white horse and told her that this was her last chance 
 of restraining her fears. She promised courage and 
 kept quiet while he rode straight up the Castle wall, 
 but when he turned to come down she fainted, where- 
 upon, horse and all, he leapt into the water. The boy also 
 declared that in the previous year he was seen by two 
 boatmen, a lady and a gentleman, another man, and 
 some " company," whereupon the lady fainted — recalling 
 the lady of O'Donoghue, it was the least she could do. 
 In the lower Lake may still be seen rocks representijig 
 the chieftain's pigeons, his spy-glass, his books con- 
 taining the " Ould Irish," and his mice (only to be 
 seen on Sundays after prayers). Jn the Bitter Lake, 
 which was pointed out to us from a distance, is the 
 fairy-island where he dances with the fairies.
 
 46 A VICTORIAN GIRL [ch. ii 
 
 The O'Donoghue in his lifetime had his frivolous 
 moments. He once changed a number of fern fronds 
 into little pigs, which he took to the fair at Killarney 
 and sold to the jobbers. They looked just like other 
 pigs until the purchasers reached some running water. 
 As we all know, running water dissolves any spell, 
 and the pigs all turned back into little blades of fern. 
 As testimony to the authenticity of this tale the water 
 was duly shown to us. The O'Donoghue, however, knew 
 that the jobbers would not remain placid under the 
 trick, so he went home and told his maid to say, if 
 anyone asked for him, that he had gone to bed and to 
 sleep and could only be wakened by pulling his legs. 
 The jobbers arrived, received the message, went in 
 and pulled his legs, which immediately came off! 
 Off they ran in alarm, thinking that they had killed the 
 man, but the good O'Donoghue was only having his 
 fun with them, so called them back and returned their 
 money. We picked up a good deal of fairy-lore during 
 our sojourn in the south of Ireland, and I record it as 
 it may have passed away during the past half-century. 
 The driver who took us to the Gap of Dunloe told me 
 that in his mother's time a woman working in the 
 fields put down her baby. While she was out of the 
 way the steward saw the fairies change it for a fairy- 
 baby who would have been a plague to her all her life. 
 So as the child was crying and shrieking he stood over 
 it and declared that he would shoot the mother or any- 
 one else who should come near it, and as no one came 
 to comfort it the fairies could not leave their baby 
 to cry like that, so they brought back the stolen child 
 and took away their own. That steward was such a 
 man of resource that one cannot help wishing that he 
 were alive to deal with the Sinn Feiners of the present
 
 MYTHS AND LEGENDS 47 
 
 day. Another piece of good advice which we received 
 was, if we saw a fairy (known by his red jacket) in 
 a field to keep an eye fixed on him till we came up 
 with him — then to take away his purse, and each time 
 we opened it we should find a shilling. I regret to say 
 that I never had the opportunity, but the guide, remark- 
 ing my father's tendency to give whenever asked, 
 observed that he thought his lordship had found a 
 fairy purse. It is a commonplace to notice the similarity 
 of folk-lore in many lands pointing to a common origin, 
 but it is rather curious to compare the tale of the 
 O'Donoghue with that of the Physicians of Myddfai in 
 South Wales. Only in that the husband, not the wife, 
 caused the final tragedy. The fairy-wife, rising from the 
 Lake, warns her mortal husband that she will disappear 
 for ever if he strikes her three times. Long years they 
 live in happmess, but thrice does he give her a slight 
 blow to arouse her from unconventional behaviour 
 at a christening, a wedding, and a funeral respectively. 
 Thereupon she wends her way to the Lake and like a 
 white cloud sinks into its waters. She leaves her sons 
 a legacy of wisdom and healing skill, and from time to 
 time a shadowy form and clear voice come to teach 
 them still deeper knowledge. 
 
 From the south of Ireland we went to the north, but 
 I regret to say were not nearly so fascinated by the 
 loyal Ulsterman as by the forthcoming sons of the south. 
 Nevertheless we enjoyed the wild scenery of Lough 
 Swilly and the legends connected with Dunluce Castle 
 and the Giant's Causeway. Among the tales of Dun- 
 luce was that of a banshee whose duty it is (or was) ^ 
 to keep clean one of the rooms in tlie ruin. Tlio old 
 man who showed us over declared that slic did not always 
 properly fulfil her task. She is supposed to be the spirit
 
 48 A VICTORIAN GIRL [ch. ii 
 
 of a cook who fell over the rocks into the water and 
 reappears as a tall woman with red hair. The place of 
 cook must have been a rather trying one in ancient 
 days, for the kitchen pointed out to us was on the edge 
 of a precipice and we were told that once when a good 
 dinner was prepared the attendants let it all fall into the 
 sea ! It was not, however, explained whether this was 
 the occasion on which the like fate befell the cook. 
 Possibly she died in a frantic effort to rescue it. 
 
 The Giant's Causeway was very interesting. We 
 first entered Portcorn Cave, which has fine colours and 
 a great deal of froth said to have been caused by the 
 giant's washerwoman washing a few collars there. 
 The giant in question was called Fin MacCoul, and at 
 the same time there lived another Giant in Scotland 
 called Benadadda. Wishing to pass backwards and 
 forwards, the two agreed that Fin should pave a way 
 of columns and Benadadda should work it. Hence 
 Fingal's Cave — gal or gael meaning " the stranger '' — 
 presumably the name was given in compliment to the 
 future guest. But the two champions found the work 
 harder than they had expected, and Benadadda sent to 
 tell Fin that if he did not make haste he must come over 
 and give him a beating. Fin returned that he was not 
 to put himself out, but to come if he pleased. Soon 
 after Fin rushed in crying out to his wife, " Goodness 
 gracious ! he's coming. I can't face that fellow ! " 
 And he tumbled into bed. 
 
 Soon Benadadda walked in. " Good day, ma'am. 
 Ye're Mrs. McCoul ? " 
 
 " Yes, sir ; I percave you are Benadadda ? " 
 
 *' I am ma'am. Is Fin at home ? " 
 
 " He's just gone into the garden for a few vegetables, 
 but he'll be back directly. Won't ye take a cheer ? "
 
 THE GIANT BENADADDA 49 
 
 " Thank you kindly " — and lie sat down. 
 
 She continued : " Fve got a little boy iii that cradle 
 and we think he's taything, fer he won't give the fayther 
 nor me any raste. Just put your finger along his 
 gums." 
 
 Benadadda, unable to refuse a lady, put his fingers 
 into Fin's mouth, who promptly bit them off, and then 
 jumping up called on Benadadda to come on. The 
 Scottish giant, unable to fight with his wounded hand, 
 told them, " I wish I'd never come among you craters," 
 and walked off. Mrs. MacCoul ran after him with an 
 oatcake, but having tasted it he said, " Very good 
 outside, but give the rest to your goodman " ; for she 
 had baked the tin girdle inside the cake. This is how 
 I recorded the tale, which I suppose I picked up locally, 
 but I have somewhere heard or read another account 
 in which, without waiting for his fingers to be bitten 
 off, Benadadda exclaimed, " Begorra, is that the baby ? 
 then I'll be but a mouthful to the fellow himself," and 
 made off. 
 
 I am unable to say which version is authentic, but 
 neither seems to attribute undaunted valour to either 
 champion, and both agree that Irish wit got the better 
 of superior Scottish strength. I record these tales rather 
 than attempt description of the Caves and other beauties 
 of the coast, as the physical features remain and the 
 legends may be forgotten. The great rocks shaped 
 like columns are called the Giant's Organs, and are 
 (or were) supposed to play every Christmas morning. 
 The tune they play is " St. Patrick's day in the morning," 
 upon hearing which the whole Causeway dances round 
 three times. 
 
 We left Ireland at the end of August, having thoroughly 
 enjoyed our travels there. It was then a peaceful
 
 50 A VICTORIAN GIRL [ch. ii 
 
 country. The Queen had given her name to Queens- 
 town Harbour in 1849, and I suppose had visited Killar- 
 ney on the same occasion. Anyhow, memories of her 
 stay still lingered there. I recollect even now the 
 enthusiasm with which a boatman who had been one 
 of those who had taken her on the Lake said, *' I passed 
 a long day looking at her." It was a thousand pities 
 that she did not often revisit Ireland.
 
 CHAPTER III 
 
 MARRIAGE 
 
 Next year — 1870 — all thoughts were to a large extent 
 taken up with the Franco-German War. It does not 
 seem to me that we took violent sides in the struggle. 
 Naturally we were quite ignorant of the depths of 
 cruelty latent in the German nature, or of the ma- 
 noeuvres on the part of Bismarck which had led to the 
 declaration of war. We were fond of our sister's 
 French governess Mdlle. Verdure, and sorry for the 
 terrible collapse of her country, but I think on the whole 
 that the strongest feding in our family was amazement 
 at the revelation of inefficiency ]on the part of the French, 
 mingled with some admiration for the completeness of 
 German organisation. Anyhow, everyone was set 
 to work to provide comforts for the sick and wounded 
 on both sides — medical stores which I fancy would have 
 been to a large extent condenmed wholesale if submitted 
 to the medical authorities during the late War, but 
 which I am sure were very useful and acceptable in 
 70-71. As is well known, tliat winter was an excep- 
 tionally hard one — we had fine times skating, and I 
 remember a very pleasant visit to old Lord Bathurst 
 at Cirencester — ^but it nmst have been terrible in 
 Paris. Our Frcncli man-cook had some refugee 
 sisters quartered in the neigiibourhood who were em- 
 ployed by my mother in dressmaking work for our 
 
 51
 
 52 MARRIAGE [ch. iii 
 
 benefit, but I do not know whether refugees were 
 numerous in England. 
 
 What did really excite us in common with all England 
 were the excesses of the Commune. Never shall I 
 forget the papers coming out with terrific headlines : 
 " Paris in Flames — Burning of the Tuileries/' and so 
 on. I passed the morning in floods of tears because 
 they were " burning history/' and had to be rebuked 
 by my mother for expressing the wish that the incen- 
 diaries could be soaked in petroleum and themselves 
 set on fire. 
 
 The year 1871 was rendered interesting to our family 
 by the marriages of our two Leigh uncles — Chandos, com- 
 monly known among us as " Uncle Eddy," married an 
 amiable and good-looking Miss Rigby, who inherited 
 money from a (deceased) Liverpool father. Uncle Eddy 
 was a great character. A fine, athletic man, successful 
 in every walk of life which he entered, a good horseman, 
 cricketer and actor, he did well at the Bar and seemed 
 to know practically everybody and to be friends with 
 them all. He was blessed with supreme self-confidence 
 and appeared innocently convinced that everyone was 
 as much interested in his afiairs as he was himself. 
 This childlike disposition was really attractive, and 
 quite outweighed the boyish conceit which endured to 
 the end of a long and useful life. 
 
 His love affairs with Miss Rigby were naturally very 
 public property. I heard all about them from the 
 beginning, and have no doubt that anyone of age 
 to listen and capable of sympathising was similarly 
 favoured. He originally proposed to the young lady 
 after a few days' acquaintance, and she turned pale 
 and said " You have no right to speak to me in this 
 way." Ups and downs followed, including a con-
 
 FANNY KEMBLE 53 
 
 sultatiou with planchette, which quite properly wavered 
 and shook and spoke with an uncertain voice. This 
 was all in 1870. Some time in January we acted a small 
 farce which I had perpetrated called The Detective. 
 When it was over my uncle informed me that failing 
 his marriage he intended to leave me a thousand pounds 
 in recognition of this play. Fortunately I founded no 
 hopes on that thousand pounds, for I think that it 
 was the following morning when Uncle Eddy came 
 shouting along the top corridor where we slept. 
 " Margaret — you've lost your thousand pounds ! " 
 The post had come in and the fair lady had relented. 
 James, my father's youngest brother, called " Uncle 
 Jinmiy," had travelled in the United States and been 
 entertained on her plantation in Georgia by a charming 
 Southern lady — a Miss Butler, daughter of the descen- 
 dant of an old Irish family who had married the well- 
 known actress Fanny Kemble. Mr. and Mrs. Pierce 
 Butler had separated — not from any wrong-doing, but 
 from absolute incompatibility of temper. For one 
 thing the wife took up a Nnolent anti-slavery attitude — 
 a little awkward when (as she must have known when 
 she married) the husband owned a cotton plantation 
 worked by slave labour. However, the two daughters 
 remained on friendly terms with both parents, and 
 Mr. Butler died during — or shortly after — the war. 
 One daughter married a Dr. Wister and became the 
 mother of the well-known author, Owen Wister ; the 
 younger, Frances, married my uncle and was adopted 
 into the family as " Aunt Fanny." Though some ten 
 or eleven years older than myself, she and I became the 
 greatest friends, and 1 umch liked her somewhat erratic, 
 though withal stately, mother, who was called " Mrs. 
 Kemble." Both Uncles were married (on different 
 
 A
 
 54 MARRIAGE [ch. hi 
 
 days) in June 1871, my sister Agnes being bridesmaid 
 to Miss Butler and I to Miss Rigby. 
 
 Both marriages were very happy ones, though my 
 Uncle Chandos ended his life in a dark cloud cast by the 
 late War — in which he lost his only two sons, and his 
 wife was killed in a motor accident not long after his 
 death. 
 
 Since I wrote above I have found an old journal 
 from May 18th, 1868, to November 3rd, 1869. I do not 
 extract much from it, as it largely consists of records of 
 the various balls and entertainments which we attended 
 — but it is rather amusing to note what circumstances, 
 social and otherwise, struck the fancy of a girl in her 
 first two seasons. Politically the Irish Church Bill 
 seems to have been the burning question. We went to 
 part of the Debate on the Second Reading (June 17th, 
 1869) in the House, and I not only give a summary of 
 Lord Salisbury's speech, but when the Bill was carried, 
 devote over two pages of my journal to a full description 
 of the details of the measure. The causes celebres of 
 Madame Rachel, the Beauty Doctor, and of the nun, 
 Miss Saurin, against her Mother Superior, Mrs. Starr, 
 appear also to have been topics of conversation. 
 
 One visit is perhaps worth recording. My father's 
 mother was a Miss Willes of an old family living on the 
 borders of Northamptonshire and Oxfordshire — regular 
 country people. One of her brothers, Charles, was 
 married to a certain Polly — I think she was a Miss 
 Waller, but anyhow they were a plump, old-fashioned 
 pair. She was supposed to keep a book in which were 
 recorded the names of over a hundred nephews and 
 nieces, and to sell a pig to give a present to any one of 
 the number who married. On the last day of 1868 my 
 brother Gilly and I went with our Aunt Georgiana
 
 AN OLD-FASHIONED CHRISTMAS 55 
 
 to stay with this charming old couple at King-Sutton 
 Manor House near Banbury^. This is how I describe 
 the New Year festivities of fifty years ago : " It is a 
 queer old house like one in a stoiybook, full of corners. 
 My wash-stand was in a recess with a window, separated 
 from the rest of the room by doors so that it looked 
 like a chapel. We had dinner between six and seven, a 
 real Christmas dinner with nearly twenty people — great- 
 uncle Charles, great-amit Martha, great-aunt Sophy, 
 George Willes, Willie Willes, Stany Waller, the clergy- 
 man Mr. Bruce, Aunt Polly herself beaming at the 
 head of the table, turkey and beef stuck with holly, 
 and the plum-pudding brought in, in flaming brandy. . . . 
 Almost ever}'one seemed related to all the rest. A few 
 more people came after dinner while we were in the 
 drawing-room and the dining-room was being cleared 
 for dancing. Two fiddlers and a blowing-man were 
 then perched on a table in a corner and dancing began — 
 quadrilles, lancers, jig, reel, and valse carried on with 
 the utmost energy, by Aunt Polly in particular, till 
 about half-past eleven, when muffled bells began to 
 ring in a church close by and the dancing was stopped 
 that we might all listen. At twelve o'clock the muffles 
 were taken off. Aunt Polly charged with Xmas cards 
 into the midst of her company, punch was brought in 
 in great cups, silver, I believe ; everyone kissed, shook 
 hands, and wished everyone else a Happy New Year, 
 the bells rang a joy-peal, and we had supper, and then 
 began dancing again till between one and two in the 
 morning. After many efforts Gilly succeeded in catch- 
 ing Aunt Polly under the misletoe and kissing her." I 
 do not know what a " blowing-man " may have been, 
 but have a vivid recollection of Aunt Polly trying to 
 dance everyone down in a perpetual jig, and of the
 
 56 MARRIAGE [ch. hi 
 
 portly figure of Uncle Charles, who had to be accommo- 
 dated with two chairs at dinner. 
 
 We had other very pleasant visits — and amongst 
 them we stayed with my uncle and aunt Wenlock for 
 my cousin Carry Lawley's wedding to Captain Caryl 
 Molyneux. This marriage was particularly interesting 
 to all the cousinhood, as it was brought about after 
 considerable opposition. Carry was an extraordinarily 
 pretty, lively, and attractive girl rather more than a 
 year older than myself. She had brilliant eyes and 
 auburn hair and was exceedingly clever and amusing. 
 Her family naturally expected her to make a marriage 
 which would give all her qualities a wide sphere. How- 
 ever, at the mature age of eleven she won the affections 
 of Lord Sefton's younger brother and he never fluctuated 
 in his choice. I do not know at what exact moment he 
 disclosed his admiration, but he contrived to make the 
 young lady as much in love with him as he was with her. 
 Vainly did her mother refuse consent. Carry stuck to 
 her guns, and I believe ultimately carried her point by 
 setting up a cough ! Anyhow the parents gave in, and 
 when they did so, accepted the position with a good 
 grace. Somehow what was considered sufficient pro- 
 vision for matrimony was made and Caryl and Carry 
 were married, on a brilliant spring day in April 1870. 
 
 It was at the Wenlocks' London house, in the follow- 
 ing year, that I made the acquaintance of Lord Jersey. 
 We had unknowingly met as children at an old inn on 
 Edgehill called " The Sunrising " ; at that time his 
 parents, Lord and Lady Villiers, lived not far off at 
 Upton House, which then belonged to Sarah, Lady 
 Jersey. While my brother and I were playing outside, 
 a boy with long fair hair looked out of the inn and 
 smilingly lashed his whip at us, unconscious that it was
 
 A PRE-:MATRI]M0NIAL party 57 
 
 his first salutatiou to his future wife ! I discovered in 
 after years that George Villiers, as he then was, used to 
 ride over for lessons to a neighbouring clergyman and 
 put up his pony at the inn. 
 
 At the dinner-party at Berkeley Square Lord Jersey 
 did not take me in, and I had not the slightest idea who 
 he was, but when the ladies left the dining-room I was 
 laughed at for having monopolised his attention when 
 he was intended to talk to his partner. He was reckoned 
 exceedingly shy, and I thought no more of the matter 
 till the following season, to which I shall return in due 
 course. 
 
 After our return to Stoneleigh, though I do not 
 recollect in which month (I think August), we had a 
 large and gay party including a dance — it was dis- 
 tinctly a pre-matrimonial party, as three of the girls 
 whom it included were either engaged or married before 
 twelve months were over, though none of them to the 
 men present. The three girls were Gwendolen (then 
 called Gwendaline) Howard, who married Lord Bute ; 
 Maria Fox-Strangw^ays, married to Lord Bridport's son 
 Captain Hood ; and myself. Rather oddly, a much 
 older man and a widower, Lord Raglan, who was also of 
 the party, caught the matrimonial microbe and married 
 his second wife in the ensuing autumn. 
 
 Among others my cousin and great friend Hugh 
 Shaw-Stewart was there and immortalised our doings in 
 verse. At Christmas time I managed to get slight con- 
 gestion of the lungs and soon after went to spend some 
 time with my kind uncle and aunt Sir Michael and Lady 
 Octavia Shaw-Stewart at Fonthill, and Hughie, who had 
 also suflered from chest trou})le, stayed with his parents 
 there while preparijig for Oxford. 
 
 Fonthill, as is well known, belonged to the eccentric
 
 58 MARRIAGE [ch. iii 
 
 Beckford and was full of his traditions. After his 
 death, the property was divided and my grandfather 
 Westminster bought the portion which included Beck- 
 ford's old house, of which the big tower had fallen down, 
 and built himself a modern house lower down the hill. 
 Another part was bought — I do not know when — by 
 Mr. Alfred Morrison. When my grandfather West- 
 minster died in the autumn of 1869 he left the reversion 
 of Fonthill Abbey to Uncle Michael. Perhaps he thought 
 that the Shaw- Stewarts should have an English as well 
 as a Scottish home. However that might have been, 
 Fonthill is a delightful place — and I benefited by their 
 residence there at this time. I think that they were 
 only to come into actual possession after my grand- 
 mother's death — but that she lent it to them on this 
 occasion as my aunt was delicate and it was considered 
 that she would be the better for southern air. 
 
 The modern house was a comfortable one with good 
 rooms, but had a peculiarity that no room opened into 
 another, as my grandfather objected to that arrange- 
 ment — dressing-rooms, for instance, though they might 
 open into the same lobbies, might not have doors into 
 the bedrooms. 
 
 Part of Beckford 's old house higher up the hill was 
 preserved as a sort of museum. The story was that he 
 insisted on continuous building, Sundays and weekdays 
 alike. The house had a very high tower which could 
 be seen from a hill overlooking Bath, where he ultim- 
 ately went to live. Every day he used to go up the 
 hill to look at his tower, but one morning when he 
 ascended as usual he saw it no longer — it had fallen 
 down. It used to be implied that this was a judgment 
 on the Sunday labour. Also we were told that he 
 made the still- existing avenues and drove about them
 
 FONTHILL ABBEY 59 
 
 at night, which gave him an uncanny reputation. 
 Probably his authorship of that weird tale Vathek added 
 to the mystery which surrounded him. He had 
 accumulated among many other treasures a number of 
 great oriental jars from the Palace of the King of 
 Portugal, and when these were sold after his death 
 my grandfather, to the best of my recollection, 
 purchased three. 
 
 Mr. Morrison had secured a good many of the others, 
 which I saw in after years when I stayed at the other 
 Fonthill House which he had built on his part of the 
 property. Many of the other treasures passed, as is 
 well known, into the possession of Beckford's daughter 
 who married the 10th Duke of Hamilton. Alas — most 
 of them must have been dispersed ere now ! 
 
 Mr. Alfred Morrison, when I was at Fonthill with my 
 uncle and aunt, was a subject of much interest, as it 
 was rumoured that he wanted to emulate Beckford. 
 I do not quite know in what way beyond trying to 
 collect the oriental jars. He was a distinctly literary 
 man, and was reported to have married his wife because 
 he found her reading a Greek grammar in the train. 
 Whether or no that was the original attraction I cannot 
 say, but she proved a delightful and amusing person 
 when I met her in after years. Meantime we used to 
 hear of the beautiful horses which he sent to the meets 
 of the local hounds, though he did not ride, and other 
 proofs of his wealth and supposed eccentricity. 
 
 My uncle as well as my aunt being far from strong, 
 we led a quiet though pleasant life. Hughie and I 
 shared a taste for drawing and painting of very amateur 
 deficription and Hughie used to help me witli J.iilin 
 verses, in which 1 then liked to dabble. 
 
 After my return to Stoncleigh 1 had yet another
 
 60 MARRIAGE [ch. hi 
 
 treat. My Uncle James and his new wife " Aunt 
 Fanny " were kind enough to ask me to share in the 
 spring their first trip abroad after their marriage. We 
 went via Harwich to Rotterdam and thence for a 
 short tour in Holland and Belgium with which I was 
 highly delighted. The quaint canals, the cows with 
 table-cloths on their backs, the queer Jewish quarter 
 in Amsterdam, and still more the cathedrals and picture 
 galleries in Belgium gave me infinite pleasure, but are 
 too well known to describe. 
 
 Even the copyist in the Antwerp Gallery who, being 
 armless, painted with his toes was an amusement, as 
 much to my uncle, who loved freaks, as to myself. 
 Ghent and Bruges were a revelation ; and I was much 
 entertained by the guide who took us up the Belfry 
 of St. Nicholas (I think it was) at the former city and 
 pointed triumphantly to the scenery as " bien beau, 
 tout plat, pas de monta.gnes." He shared the old 
 Anglo-Saxon conception of Paradise. 
 
 " Nor hills nor mountains there 
 Stand steep, nor strong cliffs 
 Tower high, as here with us ; nor dells nor dales, 
 Nor mountain-caves, risings, nor hilly chains ; 
 Nor thereon rests aught unsmooth, 
 But the noble field flourishes under the skies 
 With delights blooming." 
 
 In the Cathedral of St. Nicholas, over the high altar, 
 was an image of the saint with three children in a tub. 
 My uncle asked a priest what he was doing with the 
 children, but all the good man could say was that " St. 
 Nicolas aimait beaucoup les enfants," quite ignorant 
 of the miracle attributed to his own saint, namely, 
 that he revived three martyred boys by putting them 
 into a barrel of salt. 
 
 Shortly after our return to England we moved to
 
 ENGAGEMENT 61 
 
 Portman Square for the season. At a diiiner-party — 
 I believe at Lord Caniperdown's — I again met Lord 
 Jersey, but fancied that he would have forgotten me, 
 and subsequently ascertained that he had the same 
 idea of my memory. So we did not speak to each 
 other. Later on, however, my father told my mother 
 that he had met Lord Jersey and would like him asked 
 to diuner. The families had been friends in years gone 
 by, but had drifted apart. My mother agreed, sent 
 the invitation, which was accepted. In arranging how 
 the guests were to sit I innocently remarked to my 
 mother that it was no good counting Lord Jersey as a 
 young man — or words to that effect — as " he would 
 never speak to a girl " — and I was rather surprised 
 when in the drawing-room after he came across to me 
 and made a few remarks before the party broke up. 
 
 After this events moved rapidly for me. Jersey, 
 unexpectedly to many people, appeared at balls at 
 Montagu House, Northumberland House (then still 
 existing), and Grosvenor House. Also he came to 
 luncheon once or twice in Portman Square. He did not 
 dance at balls, but though " sitting-out " was not then 
 the fashion we somehow found a pretext — such as 
 looking at illuminations — for little walks. Then Lord 
 ToUemache drove my mother and me to a garden-party 
 at Syon, where I well recollect returning from another 
 " little walk " across a lawn where my mother was 
 sitting with what appeared to me to be a gallery of 
 aunts. 
 
 We went to a last ball at the Howards of Glossop in 
 Rutland Gate, and discovering that we were about to 
 leave London Jersey took his courage in two hands 
 and came to J'ortnian Square, .Fuly IHtli, and all was 
 happily settled.
 
 62 MARRIAGE [ch. hi 
 
 I went next morning — it may have been the same 
 evening — to tell Aunt Fanny, who was then laid up at 
 a house not far from ours. I had been in the habit of 
 paying her constant visits, so she had an idea of what 
 might happen, and I found her mother, Mrs. Fanny 
 Kemble, with her. One word was enough to enlighten 
 my aunt, who then said, '* May I tell my mother ? '' 
 I assented, and she said, " This child has come to tell 
 me of her engagement." Whereupon Mrs. Kemble 
 demanded, with a tragical air worthy of her aunt Mrs. 
 Siddons, " And are you very happy, young lady V I 
 cheerfully answered, " Oh yes " — and she looked as if 
 she were going to cry. My aunt said afterwards that 
 any marriage reminded her of her own unfortunate 
 venture. Aunt Fanny was much amused when I con- 
 fided to her that finding immediate slumber difficult 
 the first night of my engagement I secured it by at- 
 tempting the longest sum which I could find in Colenso's 
 arithmetic. My brothers and sisters accepted the news 
 with mixed feelings — but poor little Cordelia, who had 
 been left at Stoneleigh, was quite upset. I wrote her 
 a letter in which I said that Lord Jersey should be her 
 brother and she should be bridesmaid. The nurse told 
 me that she burst into tears on receiving it and said 
 that he should not be her brother, and not take away 
 Markie. She quite relented when she saw him, because 
 she said that he had nice smooth light hair like Rowly 
 — and as time went on, she suggested that if Aggy 
 would only " marry or die " she should be " head girl 
 and hear the boys their lessons.'' As the youngest 
 " boy " was seven years older than herself this may be 
 regarded as an exceptional claim for woman's supremacy 
 in her family. 
 
 My future mother-in-law, Jersey's mother, and his
 
 MARRIED TO LORD JERSEY 63 
 
 brothers welcomed me most kindly. As for his sisters, 
 Lady Julia Wombwell and Lady Caroline Jenkins, I 
 cannot say enough of their unvar}^ing friendship and 
 affection. 
 
 I was engaged about the middle of July, and shortly 
 we returned to Stoneleigh. My mother was terribly 
 busy afterwards, as my brother Gilbert came of age 
 on the first of September and the occasion was cele- 
 brated with great festivities, including a Tenants' Ball, 
 when the old gat-eway was illuminated as it had been 
 for the Queen's visit. The ivy, however, had grown 
 80 rapidly in the intervening years that an iron frame- 
 work had to be made outside it to hold the little lamps. 
 There was a very large family party in the house, and 
 naturally my affairs increased the general excitement 
 and I shared with my brother addresses and presenta- 
 tions. As my mother said — it could never happen to 
 her again to have a son come of age and a daughter 
 married in the same month. She was to have launched 
 the Lady Leigh lifeboat in the middle of September, 
 but my sister was commissioned to do it instead — and 
 we returned to Portman Square for final preparations. 
 Like most girls under similar circumstances I lived in 
 a whirl during those days, and my only clear recollec- 
 tions are signing Settlements (in happy ignorance of 
 their contents) and weeping bitterly the night before 
 the wedding at the idea of parting from my family, 
 being particularly upset by my brother Dudley's floods 
 of fraternal tears. However, we were all fairly com- 
 posed when the day — September 10th, 1872, dawned — 
 and I was safely married by my Uncle Jimmy at St. 
 Thomas's Church, Orchard Street. It was not our 
 parish, but we had a special licence as it was more 
 convenient. My bridesmaids were my two sisters,
 
 64 MARRIAGE [ch. hi 
 
 Frances Adderley, one of the Cholmondeleys, Minna 
 Finch (daughter of my father's cousin Lady Aylesford), 
 and Julia Wombwell's eldest little girl Julia — after- 
 wards Lady Dartrey. 
 
 When all was over and farewells and congratulations 
 ended, Jersey and I went down for a short honeymoon 
 at Fonthill, which my grandmother lent us. So ended 
 a happy girlhood — so began a happy married life. I 
 do not say that either was free from shadows, but 
 looking back my prevailing feeling is thankfulness — and 
 what troubles I have had have been mostly of my own 
 making. 
 
 My father was so good — my mother so wise. One 
 piece of advice she gave me might well be given to 
 most young wives. " Do not think that because you 
 have seen things done in a particular way that is the 
 only right one.'' I cannot resist ending with a few 
 sentences from a charming letter which Aunt Fanny 
 wrote me when I went to Stoneleigh after my engage- 
 ment : 
 
 " I have thought of you unceasmgly and prayed 
 earnestly for you. I could not love you as I do, did 
 1 not believe that you were true and good and noble — 
 and on that, more than on anything else, do I rest my 
 faith for your future. Oh, Marky my darling child, 
 cling to the good that is in you. Never be false to 
 yourself. I see your little boat starting out on the 
 sea of life, anxiously and tremblingly — for I know full 
 well however smooth the water may be now there must 
 come rocks in everyone's life large enough to wreck 
 one. Do you call to mind, dear, how you almost wished 
 for such rocks to battle against a little time ago, weary- 
 ing of the tame, even stream down which you were 
 floating ? God be with you when you do meet them."
 
 CHAPTER IV 
 
 EARLY MARRIED LIFE 
 
 It is more difficult to write at all consecutively of my 
 married life than of my girlhood, as I have less by 
 which I can date its episodes and more years to tra- 
 verse — but I must record what I can in such order as 
 can be contrived. 
 
 We did not stay long at Fonthill, and after a night 
 or two in London came straight to our Oxfordshire 
 home — Middleton Park. 
 
 My husband's grandfather and father had both died 
 in the same month (October 1859) when he was a boy 
 of fourteen. He w^as called " Grandison " for the 
 three weeks which intervened between their deaths, 
 having been George Villiers before, so when he returned 
 again to Eton after his father died, the boys said that 
 he came back each time with a fresh name. His grand- 
 mother, however, the well-known Sarah, Lady Jersey, 
 continued to reign at Middleton, for the largest share 
 of the family fortune belonged to her as heiress of her 
 grandfather Mr. Child — and, I suppose, in recognition 
 of all he had enjoyed of hers, her husband left her the 
 use of the Welsh property and she alone had the means 
 to keep up Middleton. She was very fond of my 1ms- 
 band, but when she died, soon after he came of age 
 and inherited the place, he did not care to make many 
 changes, and though his mother paid lengthened visits 
 
 66
 
 66 EARLY MARRIED LIFE [ch. iv 
 
 slie had never really been mistress of the house. 
 Therefore I seemed to have come straight upon the 
 traces of a bygone generation. Even the china boxes 
 on my dressing-table and the blotters on the writing- 
 tables were much as Lady Jersey had left them — and 
 there were bits of needlework and letters in the drawers 
 which brought her personally vividly before me. The 
 fear and awe of her seemed to overhang the village, 
 and the children were still supposed to go to the 
 Infant School at two years old because she had thought 
 it a suitable age. She had been great at education, 
 had built or arranged schools in the various villages 
 belonging to her, and had endowed a small training 
 school for servants in connection with a Girls' School 
 at Middleton. Naturally the care of that school and 
 other similar matters fell to my province, and I some- 
 times felt, as I am sure other young women must have 
 done under similar circumstances, that a good deal 
 of wisdom was expected from me at an age which I 
 should have considered hardly sufficient for a second 
 housemaid. Some of the schools of that date must 
 have been quaint enough. An old lame woman still 
 had charge of the Infant School at the neighbouring 
 hamlet of Caulcot, whom we soon moved into the Alms- 
 houses. In after years one of her former pupils told 
 me that she was very good at teaching them Scripture 
 and a little reading, but there was no question of 
 writing. If the old lady had occasion to write a letter 
 on her own account she used a knitting-needle as a 
 pen while my informant held the paper steady. If a 
 child was naughty she made him or her stand crouched 
 under the table as a punishment. She never put on a 
 dress unless she knew that Lady Jersey was at the 
 Park, and then, she being crippled with rheumatism, her
 
 LORD JERSEY'S MOTHER 67 
 
 pupil had to stand ou a chair to fasten it up, lest the 
 great lady should pay a surprise visit. 
 
 Sarah, Lady Jersey, had a great dislike to any cutting 
 down or even lopping of trees. She had done much 
 towards enlarging and planting the Park, and doubtless 
 trees were to her precious children. Therefore the 
 agent and woodmen, who realised the necessity of a 
 certain amount of judicious thinning, used to wait 
 until she had taken periodical drives of inspection 
 amongst the woods, and then exercised some dis- 
 cretion in their operations, trusting to trees having 
 branched out afresh or to her having forgotten their 
 exact condition before she came again. 
 
 In one school, Somerton, I was amused to find a 
 printed copy of regulations for the conduct of the 
 children, including injunctions never to forget their 
 benefactress. But she was really exceedingly good to 
 the poor people on the property and thoughtful as to 
 their individual requirements. One old woman near 
 her other place, Upton, told me how she had heard of 
 her death soon after receiving a present from her, and 
 added, " 1 thought she went straight to heaven for 
 Bending me that petticoat ! " Also she built good 
 cottages for the villagers before the practice was as 
 universal as it became later on. The only drawback 
 was that she would at times insist on the building 
 being carried on irrespective of the weather, with the 
 result that they were not always as dry as they should 
 have been. 
 
 Lady Jersey was well known in the world, admired 
 for her beauty and lively conversation, and no doubt 
 often flattered for her wealth, but she left a good record 
 of charity and duties fulfilled in her own home. 
 
 As for her beautiful daughter Lady Clementina, she
 
 68 EARLY MARRIED LIFE [ch. iv 
 
 was locally regarded as an angel, and I have heard that 
 when she died the villagers resented her having been 
 buried next to her grandmother, Frances Lady Jersey, 
 as they thought her much too good to lie next to the 
 lady who had won the fleeting affections of George IV. 
 
 I soon found home and occupation at Middleton, but 
 I confess that after being accustomed to a large and 
 cheerful family I found the days and particularly the 
 autumn evenings rather lonely when my husband was 
 out hunting, a sport to which he was much addicted in 
 those days. However, we had several visitors of his 
 family and mine, and went to Stoneleigh for Christmas, 
 which was a great delight to me. 
 
 Soon after we went abroad, as it was thought desirable 
 after my chest attack of the previous winter that I 
 should not spend all the cold weather in England. We 
 spent some time at Cannes, and I fancy that it really 
 did my husband at least as much good as myself — any- 
 how he found that it suited him so well that we returned 
 on various occasions. 
 
 Sir Robert Gerard was then a great promoter of 
 parties to the He Ste Marguerite and elsewhere, and 
 the Due de Vallombrosa and the Duchesse de Luynes 
 helped to make things lively. 
 
 I will not, however, dwell on scenes well known to 
 so many people, and only say that after a short excursion 
 to Genoa and Turin we returned in the early spring, or 
 at the end of winter, to superintend a good deal of work 
 which was then being done to renovate some of the 
 rooms at Middleton. At the beginning of May we 
 moved to 7 Norfolk Crescent — a house which we had 
 taken from Mr. Charles Fane of Child's Bank — and my 
 eldest son was born there on June 2nd, 1873. He had 
 come into the world unduly soon — before he was ex-
 
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 IN LONDON 60 
 
 pected — and inconveniently selected Whit Monday 
 when the shops were shut and vre were unable to supply 
 certain deficiencies in the preparations. Nevertheless 
 he was extremely welcome, and though very small on 
 his arrival he soon made up for whatever he lacked in 
 size, and, as everyone who knows him will testify, he 
 is certainly of stature sufficient to please the most 
 exacting. 
 
 My mother-in-law and her second husband, Mr. 
 Brandling, were among our frequent visitors. Mr. 
 Brandling had a long beard and a loud voice, and a way 
 of fiingiiig open the doors into the dining-room when 
 he came in in the morning which was distinctly start- 
 ling. Apart from these peculiarities he did not leave 
 much mark in the world. He was very fond of reading, 
 and I used to suggest to him that he might occupy 
 himself in reviewing books, but I do not think that 
 he had much power of concentration. My mother-in- 
 law was tactful with him, but he had a decided temper, 
 especially when he played whist. As I did not play, 
 this did not affect me. 
 
 My younger sister-in-law, Caroline, and I were great 
 friends. She had married Mr. Jenkins, who was well 
 known as a sportsman and an amiable, genial man. His 
 chief claim to fame, apart from his knowledge of horses 
 and their training, was an expedition which he had 
 made to avenge his sister's death in Abyssinia. His 
 sister had married a Mr. Powell and she and her husband 
 had been nmrdered by natives when travelling in that 
 country. Mr. Jenkins and Mr. Powell's brother went 
 to Kgypt, collected followers, went into the territory 
 where the murder had taken place, burned the village 
 which sheltered the aggressors, and had tie chief culprits 
 handed over to them for execution. It was said that 

 
 70 EARLY MARRIED LIFE [ch. iv 
 
 the fact that a couple of Englishmen would not leave 
 their relatives' death unavenged produced more effect 
 than the whole Abyssinian expedition. 
 
 The winter after my boy's birth Caroline lost hers, 
 who was a few months older than mine, and was herself 
 very ill, so we invited her and Mr. Jenkins to join us at 
 Cannes, where we had this season taken a villa — Isola 
 Bella. We were the first people who inhabited it. It 
 has since been greatly enlarged and its gardens so 
 extended that it is now one of the finest houses in the 
 place. Even then it was very pretty and attractive, 
 and we enjoyed ourselves greatly. 
 
 There was a quaint clergyman at that time who had 
 known Caroline when she had been sent as a girl to 
 Hyeres, where he then ministered, and where he had 
 been famous for a head of hair almost too bushy to 
 admit of being covered by a hat. He was anxious to 
 re- claim acquaintance, but though civil she was not 
 effusive. He was noted for paying long visits when he 
 got into anyone's house. I heard of one occasion on 
 which his name was announced to a young lady who was 
 talking to a man cousin whom she knew well. The 
 youth on hearing the name exclaimed that he must 
 hide, and crept under the sofa. The visitor stayed on and 
 on till the young man could stand his cramped position 
 no longer and suddenly appeared. The parson was 
 quite unmoved and unmovable by the apparition of 
 what he took to be a lover, and merely remarked " Don't 
 mind me ! " 
 
 We found this house so charming that we sent our 
 courier back to England to bring out our boy. My 
 aunt. Lady Agnes, and her husband. Dr. Frank, with 
 their baby girl, lived not far off — they had found Isola 
 Bella for us and were pleasant neighbours. My husband,
 
 ISOLA BELLA. CANNES 71 
 
 Caroline, and myself found additional occupation in 
 Italian lessons from a fiery little patriot whose name I 
 forget, but who had fought in the war against the 
 Austrians. Among other things he had a lurid story 
 about his mother whose secrets in the Confessional had 
 been betrayed by a priest, resulting in the arrest and I 
 believe death of a relative. After which though the 
 lady continued her prayers she — not unnaturally — de- 
 clined to make further confessions. 
 
 Our sojourn on this visit to Cannes was further 
 brightened by Conservative triumphs in the 1874 
 elections. We used to sit after breakfast on a stone 
 terrace in front of the villa, Mr. Jenkins smoking and 
 Jersey doing crochet as a pastime — being no smoker ; 
 and morning after morning the postman would appear 
 \^'ith English papers bringing further tidings of success. 
 
 The Jenkinses returned to England rather before 
 ourselves — we travelled back towards the end of April 
 in singularly hot weather, and when we reached Dover 
 Jersey left me there for a few days to rest while he 
 went back to Middleton. Unfortunately the journey, 
 or something, had been too nmch for me, and a little 
 girl, who only lived for a day, appeared before her 
 time at the Lord Warden Hotel. It was a great dis- 
 appointment, and I had a somewhat tedious month at 
 the hotel before migrating to 12 Gloucester Square — 
 the house which we had taken for the season. 
 
 I have no special recollections of that season, though 
 1 think that it was that year that I met Lord Beacons- 
 field at the Duke of Buccleuch's. It is, however, im- 
 possible to fix exactly the years in wliich one dined in 
 particular places and met particular people, nor is it 
 at all important. 
 
 I would rather siinmiarise (Jiir life in the country,
 
 72 EARLY MARRIED LIFE [ch. iv 
 
 where we had garden parties, cricket matches, and 
 lawn tennis matches at which we were able to entertain 
 our neighbours. Now, alas ! the whole generation who 
 lived near Middleton in those days has almost passed 
 away. Our nearest neighbours were Sir Henry and 
 Lady Dashwood at Kirtlington Park with a family 
 of sons and daughters ; Lord Valentia, who lived with 
 his mother, Mrs. Devereux, and her husband the General 
 at Bletchington ; and the Drakes — old Mrs. Drake 
 and her daughters at Bignell. Sir Henry's family had 
 long lived at Kirtlington, which is a fine house, originally 
 built by the same architect — Smith, of Warwick — who 
 built the new portion of Stoneleigh early in the eigh- 
 teenth century. Sir Henry was a stalwart, pleasant 
 man, and a convinced teetotaller. Later on than the 
 year of which I speak the Dashwoods came over to 
 see some theatricals at Middleton in which my brothers 
 and sisters and some Cholmondeley cousins took part. 
 After the performance they gave a pressing invitation 
 to the performers to go over on a following day to 
 luncheon or tea. A detachment went accordingly, 
 and were treated with great hospitality but rather 
 like strolling players. " Where do you act next ? " 
 and so on, till finally Sir Henry burst out : " What an 
 amusing family yours is ! Not only all of you act, 
 but your uncle Mr. James Leigh gives temperance 
 lectures ! " Sir Henry's son. Sir George Dashwood, 
 had a large family of which three gallant boys lost their 
 lives in the Great War. To universal regret he was 
 obliged to sell Kirtlington. It was bought by Lord 
 Leven, whose brother and heir has in turn sold it to 
 Mr. Budgett. Not long before I married, the then 
 owner of another neighbouring place — Sir Algernon 
 Peyton, M.F.H., of Swift's House, had died. Lord
 
 OXFORDSHIRE NEIGHBOURS 73 
 
 Valentia took the Bicester hounds which he had hunted, 
 for a time, rented Swift's from his widow, and ulti- 
 mately did the wisest thing by marrying her (1878) 
 and installing her at Bletchington. They are really 
 the only remaining family of my contemporaries sur- 
 viving — and, though they have occasionally let it, 
 they do live now in their own house. They had two 
 sons and six daughters — great friends of my children. 
 The eldest son was killed in the Great War. 
 
 Another neighbour was a droll old man called Roch- 
 fort Clarke, who lived at a house outside Chesterton 
 village with an old sister-in-law whose name I forget 
 (I think Miss Byrom) — but his wife being dead he was 
 deeply attached to her sister. Soon after our marriage 
 he came to call, and afterwards wrote a letter to con- 
 gratulate us on our happiness and to say that had it 
 not been for the iniquitous law forbidding marriage with 
 a deceased wife's sister we should have seen a picture 
 
 of equal domestic felicity in him and Miss . He 
 
 was very anxious to convert Irish Roman Catholics 
 to the ultra-Protestant faith, and he interpreted the 
 Second Commandment to forbid all pictures of any sort 
 or kind. None were allowed in his house. Once he 
 wrote a letter to the papers to protest against the 
 ritualism embodied in a picture in Chesterton Church — 
 an extremely evangelical place where Moody and Sankey 
 hymns prevailed. Later on the clergyman took me 
 into the church to show me the offending idol. It 
 consisted of a diminutive figure — as far as 1 could see 
 of a man — in a very small window high up over the 
 west door. The most appalling shock was inflicted 
 upon him by a visit to the Exhibition of 1851, where 
 various statuary was displayed including Gibson's 
 " Tinted Venus." This impelled him to break into a
 
 74 EARLY MARRIED LIFE [ch. iv 
 
 song of protest of which I imperfectly recollect four 
 lines to this effect : 
 
 " Tell me, Victoria, can that borrowed grace 
 Compare with Albert's manly form and face ? 
 And tell me, Albert, can that shameless jest 
 Compare with thy Victoria clothed and dressed ? " 
 
 The sister-in-law died not long after I knew him, and 
 he then married a respectable maid-servant whom he 
 brought to see us dressed in brown silk and white gloves. 
 Shortly afterwards he himself departed this life and the 
 property was bought by the popular Bicester banker 
 Mr. Tubb, who married Miss Stratton — a second cousin 
 of mine — built a good house, from which pictures were 
 not barred, and had four nice daughters. 
 
 I cannot name all the neighbours, but should not omit 
 the old Warden of Merton, Mr. Marsham, who lived with 
 his wife and sons at Caversfield. The eldest son, 
 Charles Marsham, who succeeded to the place after his 
 death, was a great character well known in the hunting 
 and cricket fields. He was a good fellow with a hot 
 temper which sometimes caused trying scenes. To- 
 wards the end of his life he developed a passion for 
 guessing Vanity Fair acrostics, and when he saw you 
 instead of " How d'ye do ? " he greeted you with 
 " Can you remember what begins with D and ends with 
 F ? " or words to that effect. There was a famous 
 occasion when, as he with several others from Middleton 
 were driving to Meet, one of my young brothers sug- 
 gested some solution at which he absolutely scoffed. 
 When the hounds threw off, however, Charlie Marsham 
 disappeared and missed a first-class run. It was 
 ultimately discovered that he had slipped away to a 
 telegraph office to send off a solution embodying my 
 brother's suggestion !
 
 CAVERSFIELD CHURCH 75 
 
 Caversfield Church was a small building of consider- 
 able antiquity standing very close to the Squire's 
 house. The present Lord North, now an old man, has 
 told me that long ago when he was Master of Hounds 
 he passed close to this church out cub-hunting at a 
 very early hour, when the sound of most beautiful 
 singing came from the tower, heard not only by himself 
 but by the huntsmen and whips who were with him — 
 80 beautiful that they paused to listen. Next time 
 he met the clergyman, who was another Marsham son, 
 he said to him, " What an early service you had in your 
 church on such a day ! " "I had no weekday service," 
 replied Mr. Marsham, and professed entire ignorance 
 of the " angelic choir." I have never discovered any 
 tradition connected with Caversfield Church which 
 should have induced angels to come and sing their 
 morning anthem therein, but it is a pretty tale, and Lord 
 North was convinced that he had heard this music. 
 
 One thing is certain, the tiny agricultural parish 
 of Caversfield could not have produced songsters to 
 chant Matins while the world at large was yet wrapped 
 in slumber. 
 
 Thinking of Caversfield Church, I recollect attending 
 a service there when the Bishop of Oxford (Mackarness, 
 I believe) preached at its reopening after restoration. 
 In the course of his sermon he remarked that there 
 had been times when a congregation instead of thinking 
 of the preservation and beautifying of the sacred 
 building only considered how they should make them- 
 selves comfortable therein. This, as reported by the 
 local representative, appeared in the Bicester paper 
 as an episcopal comment that in former days people 
 had neglected to make themselves comfortable in 
 church. However, my old Archdeacon uncle-by-mar-
 
 76 EARLY MARRIED LIFE [ch. iv 
 
 riage, Lord Saye and Sele, who was a distinctly uncon- 
 ventional thinker, once remarked to my mother that 
 he had always heard church compared to heaven, and 
 as heaven was certainly the most comfortable place 
 possible he did not see why church should not be made 
 comfortable. The old family pew at Middleton Church 
 had been reseated with benches to look more or less 
 like the rest of the church before I married, but was 
 still a little raised and separated by partitions from 
 the rest of the congregation. Later on it was levelled 
 and the partitions removed. From the point of view 
 of " comfort," and apart from all other considerations, 
 I do think that the square " Squire's Pew " — as it 
 still exists at Stoneleigh — where the occupants sit 
 facing each other — is not an ideal arrangement. 
 
 At Broughton Castle — the old Saye and Sele home — 
 one of the bedrooms had a little window from which 
 you could look down into the chapel belonging to the 
 house without the effort of descending. Once when we 
 stayed there and my mother was not dressed in time 
 for Morning Prayers she adopted this method of sharing 
 in the family devotions. 
 
 Broughton Castle, and Lord North's place, Wroxton 
 Abbey (now for sale) are both near Banbury, which 
 is about thirteen miles from Middleton — nothing in 
 the days of motors, but a more serious consideration 
 when visits had to be made with horses, 
 
 Mr. Cecil Bourke was clergyman at Middleton when 
 I married and had two very nice sisters, but he migrated 
 to Reading about two years later, and was succeeded 
 by the Rev. W. H. Draper, who has been there ever 
 since. He is an excellent man who has had a good wife 
 and eleven children. Mrs. Draper died lately, to the 
 sorrow of her many friends. Some of the children
 
 LIFE AT MIDDLETON 77 
 
 have also gone, but others are doing good work in 
 various parts of the Empire. Old Lord Strathnairn, 
 of Mutiny fame, was once staying with us at J\Iiddleton. 
 He was extremely deaf and apt to be two or three 
 periods behind in the conversation. Someone men- 
 tioned leprosy and its causes at dinner, and after two 
 or three remarks that subject was dropped, and another 
 took its place, in which connection I observed that our 
 clerg}mian's wife had eleven children. Lord Strath- 
 nairn, with his mind still on " leprousy," turned to me 
 and in his usual courteous manner remarked, "It is 
 not catching, I believe ? " 
 
 Among other neighbours were Mr. and Mrs. Hibbert 
 at Bucknell Manor, who had six well-behaved little 
 daughters whom, though they treated them kindly, 
 they regarded as quite secondary to their only son. 
 On the other hand, Mr. and Mrs. Dewar at Cotmore 
 were perfectly good to their four sons, but the only 
 daughter distinctly ruled the roost. Moral : if a boy 
 baby has any choice he had better select a family 
 of sisters in which to be born, and the contrary advice 
 should be tendered to a female infant. 
 
 To return to our own affairs. The little girl whom 
 we lost in April 1874 was replaced, to our great pleasure, 
 by another little daughter born at Middleton, October 
 8th, 1875, and christened Margaret like the baby who 
 lay beneath a white marble cross in the churchyard. 
 The new little ]\Iargaret became and has remained a 
 constant treasure. Villiers' first words were " Hammer, 
 hammer," which he picked up from hearing the constant 
 hammering at the tank in the new water-tower. He 
 was very pleased witli liis sister, but a trifle jeakKis 
 of the attentions paid her by his nurse. A rather quaint 
 incident took place at the baby's christening. When
 
 78 EARLY MARRIED LIFE [ch. iv 
 
 Villiers was born, old Lord Bathurst, then aged eighty- 
 two, asked to come and see him as he had known my 
 husband's great -grandmother Frances, Lady Jersey 
 (the admired of George IV) , and wanted to see the fifth 
 generation. We asked him to stay at Middleton for 
 the little girl's christening, and after dinner to propose 
 the baby's health. 
 
 He asked her name, and when I told him " Mar- 
 garet " he murmured, " What memories that brings 
 back ! " and fell into a reverie. When he rose for the 
 toast he confided to the family that her great-grand- 
 mother on my side — Margarette, Lady Leigh — had been 
 his first love and repeated, " Maggie Willes, Maggie 
 Willes, how I remember her walking down the streets 
 of Cirencester ! " He was a wonderful man for falling 
 in love — even when he was quite old he was always 
 fascinated by the youngest available girl — but he died 
 unmarried. Perhaps one love drove out the other 
 before either had time to secure a firm footing in his 
 heart. 
 
 Lord Bathurst told me that when he was a middle- 
 aged man and friend of the family Sarah Lady Jersey 
 was very anxious to secure Prince Nicholas Esterhazy 
 for her eldest daughter Sarah (a marriage which came 
 off in due course). She had asked him to stay at 
 Middleton, and it was generally believed that if he 
 accepted the match would be arranged. Lord Bathurst 
 in November 1841 was riding into Oxford when he met 
 Lady Jersey driving thence to Middleton. She put her 
 head out of the carriage and called to him, " We have 
 got our Prince ! " At that time the Queen was expect- 
 ing her second child, and Lord Bathurst, more occupied 
 with Her Majesty's hopes than with those of Lady 
 Jersey, at once assumed that this meant a Prince of
 
 MR. DISRAELI 79 
 
 Wales, and rode rapidly on to announce the joyful 
 tidings. These were almost immediately verified, and 
 he gained credit for ver}* early intelligence. He was a 
 gallant old man, and despite his years climbed a fence 
 when staying at Middleton. He died between two and 
 three years later. 
 
 On a visit to the Exeters at Burghlcy, near Stam- 
 ford, we had met Mr. and Mrs. Finch of Burley-on-the- 
 Hill, near Oakham, and they asked us to stay with 
 them soon after little Margaret's birth. I mention this 
 because it was here that I met Lady Galloway, who 
 became my great friend, and with whom later on I 
 shared many delightful experiences. She was a hand- 
 some and fascinating woman a few months younger 
 than mvself. 
 
 It was in this year, May 18th, 1875, that Disraeli 
 wrote to Jersey offering him the appointment of Lord- 
 in- Waiting to the Queen — saying, " I think, also, my 
 selection would be pleasing to Her Majesty, as many 
 members of your family have been connected with the 
 Court." On May 28th he notified the Queen's ap- 
 proval. (It is rather quaint that the first letter begins 
 " My dear Jersey " — the second " My dear Villiers." 
 My husband was never called " Villiers," but Disraeli 
 knew his grandfather and father, who were both so 
 called.) Jersey used to answer for Local Government 
 in the House of Lords. The Queen was always very 
 kind to him, as she had known his grandmother so well, 
 and told me once that Lady Clementina had been her 
 playfellow. She was his godmother ; she records it if 
 I remember rightly in the Life of the Prince Consort, 
 or anyhow in a letter or Diary of the period, and says 
 there that she became godmother as a token of friend- 
 ship to Sir Koliert Peel — his mother's father. She
 
 80 EARLY MARRIED LIFE [ch. iv 
 
 declared to us that she had held him in her arms at his 
 christening, and of course it was not for us to contra- 
 dict Her Majesty : but I think that she officiated by 
 proxy. She gave him two or three of her books in 
 which she wrote his name as " Victor Alexander/' and 
 again we accepted the nomenclature. As a matter of 
 fact he was " Victor Albert George " and always called 
 " George " in the family. He had, however, the greatest 
 respect and affection for his royal godmother, and 
 valued her beautiful christening cup. As Lord-in- 
 Waiting he had to attend the House of Lords when in 
 session, and spoke occasionally — he always sat near 
 his old friend Lord de Ros, who was a permanent Lord- 
 in-Waiting. 
 
 I used to go fairly often to the House during the 
 years which followed his appointment and before we 
 went to Australia, and heard many interesting debates. 
 Jersey and I always considered the late Duke of Argyll 
 and the late Lord Cranbrook as two of the finest orators 
 in the House. The Duke was really splendid, and 
 with his fine head and hair thrown back he looked the 
 true Highland Chieftain. Several much less effective 
 speakers would sometimes persist in addressing the 
 House, I remember Lord Houghton exciting much 
 laughter on one occasion when he said of some point 
 in his speech " and that reminds me," he paused and 
 repeated " and that reminds me," but the impromptu 
 would not spring forth till he shook his head and pulled 
 a slip of paper, on which it was carefully written, out 
 of his waistcoat pocket. 
 
 I was told, though I was not present, of a house- 
 party of which the Duke of Argyll and Lord Houghton 
 both formed part. One evening — Sunday evening, I 
 believe — Lord Houghton offered to read to the assembled
 
 FROUDE AND KINGSLEY 81 
 
 company Fronde's account of the " Pilgrimage of 
 Grace " in his History of Emjlayid. Most of them seem 
 to have submitted more or less cheerfully, but the 
 Duke, becoming bored, retired into the background 
 with a book which he had taken from the table. Just 
 when Lord Houghton had reached the most thrilling 
 part and had lowered his voice to give due emphasis to 
 the narrative, the Duke, who had completely forgotten 
 what was going on, threw dov\Ti his book and exclaimed, 
 " What an extraordinary character of Nebuchad- 
 nezzar ! " Whereupon Lord Houghton in turn threw 
 down Froude and in wrathful accents cried, " One must 
 be a Duke and a Cabinet Minister to be guilty of such 
 rudeness ! " 
 
 Froude was rather a friend of ours — a pleasant 
 though slightly cynical man. I recollect him at Lady 
 Derby's one evening saying that books were objection- 
 able ; all books ought to be burnt. I ventured to 
 suggest that he had written various books which I had 
 read with pleasure — why did he write them if such 
 was his opinion ? He shrugged his shoulders and 
 remarked, " 11 faut vivre." When Lady Derby told 
 this afterwards to Lord Derby he said that I ought 
 to have given the classic reply, " Je n'en vois pas la 
 necessite," but perhaps this would have been going a 
 little far. 
 
 Froude and Kingsloy were brothers-in-law, having 
 married two Misses Grenfell. On one occasion the 
 former was giving a liectorial Address at 8t. Andrews 
 and remarked on the untrustworthiness of clerical 
 statements. About the same time Kingslcy gave a 
 discourse at Cambridge in which he quoted a para- 
 dox of Walpole's to the eifect that whatever else 
 is true, history is not. Some epigrammists there-
 
 82 EARLY MARRIED LIFE [ch. iv 
 
 upon perpetrated the following lines. I quote from 
 memory : 
 
 " Froude informs the Scottish youth 
 Parsons seldom speak the truth ; 
 While at Cambridge Kingsley cries 
 ' History is a pack of lies ! ' 
 Whence these judgments so malign ? 
 A little thought will solve the mystery. 
 For Froude thinks Kingsley a divine 
 And Kingsley goes to Froude for history." 
 
 The Galloways when we first made their acquaintance 
 lived at 17 Upper Grosvenor Street. In 1875 we 
 occupied 17a Great Cumberland Street — and in 1876 
 a nice house belonging to Mr. Bassett in Charles Street 
 — but in 1877 we bought 3 Great Stanhope Street, 
 being rather tired of taking houses for the season. My 
 second (surviving) daughter Mary was born here on 
 May 26th — a beautiful baby, god-daughter to Lady 
 Galloway and Julia Wombwell. My third and youngest 
 daughter, Beatrice, was born at Folkestone October 12th, 
 1880, and the family was completed three years later 
 by Arthur, born November 24th, 1883, to our great 
 joy, as it endowed us with a second son just before his 
 elder brother went to Mr. Chignell's school — Castle- 
 mount — at Dover. 
 
 In the same month, but just before Arthur was born, 
 our tenant at Osterley, the old Duchess of Cleveland 
 (Caroline), died. She was a fine old lady and an excel- 
 lent tenant, caring for the house as if it had been her 
 own. She had most generous instincts, and once when 
 part of the stonework round the roof of Osterley had 
 been destroyed by a storm she wrote to my husband 
 saying that she had placed a considerable sum with 
 his bankers to aid in its restoration. This was unex- 
 pected and certainly unsolicited, which made it all the
 
 JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL 83 
 
 more acceptable. We should never have thought of 
 disturbing her during her lifetime, and even when she 
 died our tirst idea was to relet the place to a suitable 
 tenant. I had never lived there (though we once slept 
 for a night durijig the Duchess's tenure), so had no 
 associations with, and had never realised, the beauty 
 of, the place. However, after her death we thought 
 we would give one garden-party before reletting, which 
 we did in 188-4. The day was perfect, and an unex- 
 pected number of guests arrived. We were fascinated 
 with the place and decided to keep it as a " suburban " 
 home instead of letting, and it became the joy of my 
 life and a great pleasure to my husband. 
 
 I ^vill speak of some of our guests later on, but I 
 must first mention some of those whom we knew at 
 Great Stanhope Street and Middleton during the 
 earlier years of our married life. One of our great 
 friends was the American Minister Mr. Lowell. Looking 
 through some of his letters, I recall his perfect charm of 
 manner in speaking and in writing. The simplest 
 occurrence, such as changing the date of a dinner- 
 party in 1882, gave him the opportunity of words which 
 might have befitted a courtier of old days : 
 
 " Her Majesty — long life to her — has gone and ap- 
 pointed Saturday, June 3rd, to be born on. After 
 sixty-three years to learn wisdom in, she can do nothing 
 better than take my Saturday away from me — for I 
 must go to drink her health at the Foreign Of lice ! 'Tis 
 enough to make a democrat of any Tory that ever was 
 except you. 1 have moved on my poor little dijuicr 
 to 5th. I can make no other combination in the near 
 future, what witli Her xMajcsty's engagements and 
 mine, but that. Can you come then 'i Or is my table 
 to lose its pearl ? If you can't, I Bhall make another 
 specially for you."
 
 84 EARLY MARRIED LIFE [ch. iv 
 
 Before I knew Mr. Lowell personally 1 was introduced 
 to his works by Mr. Tom Hughes (" Tom Brown '' of 
 the " Schooldays ") who stayed with us at Middleton at 
 the beginning of 1880 and gave me a copy of Lowell's 
 poems carefully marked with those he preferred. Four 
 years later in August Lowell stayed with us there. It 
 was a real hot summer, and he wrote into Hughes' 
 gift these verses which certainly make the volume 
 doubly precious : 
 
 " Tiirbid from Loudon's noise and smoke. 
 Here found I air and quiet too, 
 Air filtered through the beech and oak, 
 Quiet that nothing harsher broke 
 Than stockdoves' meditative coo. 
 
 " So I turn Tory for the nonce 
 And find the Radical a bore 
 Who cannot see (thick-witted dunce !) 
 That what was good for people once 
 Must be as good for evermore. 
 
 " Sun, sink no deeper down the sky, 
 Nature, ne'er leave this summer mood, 
 Breeze, loiter thus for ever by, 
 Stir the dead leaf or let it lie, 
 Since I am happy, all is good ! " 
 
 This poem was afterwards republished under the title 
 " The Optimist "' in a collection called Heartsease and 
 Rite. Lowell added four additional stanzas between 
 the first and the last two, elaborating the description 
 and the underlying idea. I think, however, that the 
 three original ones are the best, particularly the gentle 
 hit at the '' Tory " — with whom he loved to identify 
 me. The " stockdoves " were the woodpigeons whose 
 cooing on our lawn soothed and delighted him. Mr. 
 Hughes told me that he had first made Mr. Lowell's 
 acquaintance by correspondence, having written to him 
 to express his admiration of one of his works. I have
 
 T. HUGHES AND J. R. LOWELL 85 
 
 just discovered that iii an Introduction to his Collected 
 Works published 1891 Hughes says that Triibner asked 
 him in 1859 to write a preface to the English edition of 
 the Biglow Papers which gave him the long-desired 
 opportunity of writing to the author. He also told me 
 — which he also describes in the Introduction — how 
 nervous he was when about at last to meet his unknown 
 friend lest he should not come up to the ideal which he 
 had formed, and how overjoyed he w^as to find him even 
 more delightful than his letters. In a fit of generosity 
 Hughes, quite unasked, gave me a very interesting 
 letter which Lowell wrote him on his appointment to 
 England in 1880. It is a long letter, some of it dealing 
 with private matters, but one passage may be trans- 
 cribed : 
 
 " I have been rather amused with some of the com- 
 ments of your press that have been sent me. They 
 almost seem to think I shall come in a hostile spirit, 
 because I have commented sharply on the pretension 
 and incompetence of one or two British bookmakers ! 
 It is also more than hinted that I said bitter things 
 about England during our war. Well, I hope none of 
 my commentators will ever have as good reason to be 
 bitter. It is only Englislimen who have the happy 
 privilege of speaking frankly about their neighbours, 
 and only they who are never satisfied unless an outsider 
 likes England better than his own country. Thank God 
 I have spoken my mind at home too, when it would 
 have been far more comfortable to hold my tongue. 
 Had 1 felt less kindly toward England, perhaps I 
 shouldn't have been so bitter, if bitter 1 was." 
 
 Mr. Hughes records, again in the Introduction, that 
 
 Lowell said in one of his letters during the American 
 
 War, " We are all as cross as terriers with your kind 
 
 of neutrality " — but he rejoiceii in the gradual increasing 
 
 7
 
 86 EARLY MARRIED LIFE [ch. iv 
 
 warmth of his^feeling for England as he grew to know 
 her better during the last years of his life. 
 
 While I knew him he was always most friendly, and 
 it is pleasant to recall him sitting in the garden at 
 Osterley on peaceful summer evenings enjoying specially 
 that blue haze peculiar to the Valley of the Thames 
 which softens without obscuring the gentle English 
 landscape. 
 
 One more letter, including a copy of verses, I cannot 
 resist copying. In July 1887 he endowed me with 
 Omar Khayyam, and some months later I received 
 this— dated " At sea, 2nd November 1887 " : 
 
 " Some verses have been beating their wings against 
 the walls of my brain ever since I gave you the Omar 
 Khayyam. I don't think they will improve their 
 feathers by doing it longer. So I have caught and caged 
 them on the next leaf that you may if you like paste 
 them into the book. With kindest regards to Lord 
 Jersey and in the pleasant hope of seeing you again in 
 the spring. 
 
 Faithfully yours, 
 
 J. R. Lowell." 
 " With a copy of Omar Khayyam. 
 
 " These pearls of thought in Persian gulfs were bred, 
 Each softly lucent as a rounded moon : 
 The diver Omar plucked them from their bed, 
 Fitzgerald strung them on an English thread. 
 
 " Fit rosary for a queen in shape and hue 
 When Contemplation tells her pensive beads 
 Of mortal thoughts for ever old and new : 
 Fit for a queen ? Why, surely then, for you ! 
 
 " The moral ? When Doubt's eddies toss and twirl 
 Faith's slender shallop 'neath our reeling feet. 
 Plunge ! If you find not peace beneath the whirl. 
 Groping, you may at least bring back a pearl." 
 
 He adds beneath the lines : " My pen has danced to 
 the dancing of the ship."
 
 MR. GLADSTONE ON IMMORTALITY 87 
 
 The verses (of course not the covering letter) appeared 
 in Heartsease and Rue. 
 
 Mr. Lowell stayed with us at Osterley in the two 
 summers following his return. He died in America 
 just before we went to Australia. 
 
 We knew Robert Browning pretty w^ell, and I re- 
 collect one interesting conversation which I had with 
 him on death and immortality. Of the former he had 
 the rather curious idea that the soul's last sojourn in 
 the body was just between the eyebrows. He said that he 
 had seen several people die, and that the last movement 
 was there. I cannot think that a quiver of the forehead 
 proves it. For immortality, he said that he had em- 
 bodied his feelings in the " Old Pictures in Florence " 
 in the lines ending " I have had troubles enough for 
 one." No one, however, can read his poems without 
 realising his faith in the hereafter. 
 
 How diverse are the views of great men on this 
 mystery ! Lady Galloway wrote to me once from 
 Knowsley of a talk she had had with Mr. Gladstone 
 which I think worth recording in her own words : 
 
 " The theory of Mr. Gladstone's that mostly interested 
 me last night was — that every soul was not of necessity 
 immortal — that all the Christian faith of the innnortality 
 of the soul and resurrection of the body was a new 
 doctrine ijitroduced and revealed by our Lord in whom 
 alone, maybe, we receive immortal life. This lie only 
 swjgests, you understand — does not lay it down — but 
 I don't think I have quite grasped his idea of the mystery 
 of death, which as far as I can understand he thinks 
 Man would not have been subject to but for the Fall — 
 not tli;ii Death did not exist before the Fall — but that 
 it would have been a diiTeront kind of thing. h\ fact 
 that the connection between Sin and Death meant that 
 you lost inmiortality thru' Sin and gained it thro' Christ."
 
 88 EARLY MARRIED LIFE [ch. iv 
 
 I might as well insert here part of a letter from Edwin 
 Arnold, author of The Light of Asia, which he wrote me 
 in January 1885 after reading an article which I had 
 perpetrated in The National Review on Buddhism. I 
 had not known him previously, but he did me the 
 honour to profess interest in my crude efforts and to 
 regret what he considered a misconception of Gautama's 
 fundamemtal idea. He continues : 
 
 " I remember more than one passage which seemed 
 to show that you considered Nirvana to be annihila- 
 tion ; and the aim and summum honum of the Buddhist 
 to escape existence finally and utterly. Permit me to 
 invite you not to adopt this view too decidedly in spite 
 of the vast authority of men like Max Miiller, Rhys 
 David, and others. My own studies (which I am far 
 from ranking with theirs, in regard of industry and 
 learning) convince me that it was, in every case, the 
 embodied life ; life as we know it and endure it, which 
 Gautama desired to be for ever done with. ... I 
 believe that when St. Paul writes ' the things not seen 
 are eternal,' he had attained much such a height of 
 insight and foresight as Buddha under the Bodhi Tree. 
 I even fancy that when Professor Tyndall lectures on 
 the light-rays which are invisible to our eyes, and the 
 cosmical sounds which are inaudible to ears of flesh and 
 blood, he approaches by a physical path the confines of 
 that infinite and enduring life of which Orientals dreamed 
 metaphysically. '' 
 
 After this Mr. Arnold — afterwards Sir Edwin — became 
 numbered among our friends, and was very kind in 
 giving us introductions when we wenb to India, as I will 
 record later. 
 
 Meantime I may mention a quaint bit of palmistry or 
 thought-reading connected with him. We had a friend, 
 Augusta Webb of Newstead, now Mrs. Eraser, who was 
 an expert in this line. She was calling on me one day
 
 THOUGHT-READING 89 
 
 when I mentioned casually that I had met Mr. Arnold, 
 whose LigJit of Asia she greatly admired. She expressed 
 a great wish to meet him, so I said, " He is coming to 
 dine this evening — you had better come also." She 
 accepted with enthusiasm. He sat next to me, and to 
 please her I put her on his other side. In the course of 
 dinner something was said about favourite flowers, and 
 I exclaimed, " Augusta, tell Mr. Arnold his favourite 
 flower." She looked at his hand and said without 
 hesitation, " I don't know its name, but I think it is a 
 white flower rather like a rose and with a very strong 
 scent." He remarked, astonished, '* I wish I had 
 written it down beforehand to show how right you are. 
 It is an Indian flower." (I forget the name, which 
 he said he had mentioned in The Light of Asia), " white 
 and strong-smelling and something like a tuberose." 
 It is impossible that Augusta could have known before- 
 hand. Her sister told me later that she did occa- 
 sionally perceive a person's thought and that this was 
 one of the instances. 
 
 To return to Thomas Hughes, who originally gave 
 me Lowell's poems. He was an enthusiast and most 
 conscientious. On the occasion when, as I said before, 
 he stayed at Middleton he promised to tell my boy 
 Villiers — then six and a half years old — a story. Hav- 
 ing been prevented from doing so, he sent the story by 
 post, carefully written out with this charming letter : 
 
 " Fc'jruary Ul, 1880. 
 
 " My dear little Man, 
 
 " I was quite sorry this morning when you said 
 to me, as we were going away, ' Ah, but you have never 
 told me about the King of the Cats, as you j)r()]iiiH(>d.' 
 I was always taught when I was a little fellow, suialler 
 than you, that i must never ' run word,' even if it
 
 90 EARLY MARRIED LIFE [ch. iv 
 
 cost me my knife with three blades and a tweezer, 
 or my ivory dog-whistle, which were the two most 
 precious things I had in the world. And my father 
 and mother not only told me that I must never ' run 
 word/ for they knew that boys are apt to forget what 
 they are only told, but they never * ran word ' with me, 
 which was a much surer way to fix what they told me 
 in my head ; because boys find it hard to forget what 
 they see the old folk that they love do day by day. 
 
 " So I have tried all my long life never to ' run 
 word,' and as I said I would tell you the story about 
 Rodilardus the King of the Cats, and as I can't tell it 
 you by word of mouth because you are down there in 
 the bright sunshine at Middleton, and I am up here in 
 foggy old London, I must tell it you in this way, though 
 I am not sure that you will be able to make it all out. 
 I know you can read, for I heard you read the psalm 
 at prayers this morning very well ; only as Mama was 
 reading out of the same book over your shoulder, 
 perhaps you heard what she said, and that helped you 
 a little to keep up with all the rest of us. But a boy 
 may be able to read his psalms in his prayer book and 
 yet not able to read a long piece of writing like this, 
 though I am making it as clear as I can. So if you 
 cannot make it all out you must just take it off to 
 Mama and get her to look over your shoulder and tell 
 you what it is all about. Well then, you know what I 
 told you was, that I used to think that some people 
 could get to understand what cats said to one another, 
 and to wish very much that 1 could make out their 
 talk myself. But all this time I have never been able 
 to make out a word of it, and do not now think that 
 anybody can. Only I am quite sure that any boy or 
 man who is fond of cats, and tries to make out what 
 they mean, and what they want, will learn a great 
 many things that will help to make him kind and wise. 
 And when you asked me why I used to think that I 
 could learn cat-talk I said I would tell you that story 
 about the King of the Cats which was told to me when
 
 TOM HUGHES AND RUGBY, TENNESSEE 91 
 
 I was a very little fellow about your age. And so 
 here it is/' 
 
 The story itself is a variant, very picturesquely and 
 graphically told, of an old folk-tale, which I think 
 appears in Grinini, of a cat who, overhearing an account 
 given by a human being of the imposing funeral of one 
 of his race, exclaims, " Then I am King of the Cats ! " 
 and disappears up the chimney. 
 
 Tom Hughes, at the time of his visit to Middleton, 
 was very keen about the town which he proposed to 
 found on some kind of Christian-socialist principles, to 
 be called " New Rugby," in Tennessee. It was to have 
 one church, to be used by the various denominations, 
 and to be what is now called " Pussyfoot." What hap- 
 pened about the church I know not, but I have heard 
 as regards the teetotalism that drinks were buried by 
 traders just outside the sacred boundaries and dug up 
 secretly by the townsmen. Anyhow, I fear that the 
 well-meant project resulted in a heavy loss to poor 
 Hughes. I recollect that Lord Galloway's servant sug- 
 gested that he would like to accompany Mr. Hughes 
 to the States — " and I would valet you, sir." Hughes 
 repudiated all idea of valeting, but was willing to accept 
 the man as a comrade. All he got by his democratic 
 offer was that the man told the other servants that Mr. 
 Hughes did not understand real Englisli aristocracy. 
 Which reminds me of a pleasing definition given by the 
 Matron of our Village Training School for Servants of 
 the nmch-discussed word " gentleman." She told mo 
 one day that her sister had asked for one of our girls 
 as servant. As we generally sent them to rather superior 
 sit nations, I hcHitat^MJ, thoiigli I did not like to refuse 
 straight ofT, and asked, " What is your brother in-
 
 92 EARLY MARRIED LIFE [ch. iv 
 
 law ? '" " He is a gentleman," was the answer. Ob- 
 serving that I looked somewhat surprised, the Matron 
 hastened to add, " You see, my sister keeps a temper- 
 ance hotel, and in such a case the husband does not 
 work, only cleans the windows and boots and so on." 
 Whereby I gather that not to work for regular wages 
 is the hall-mark of a gentleman ! But a girl was not 
 provided for the place. 
 
 1 believe that Henry James was first introduced to 
 us by Mr. Lowell, and became a frequent visitor after- 
 wards. He was an intimate friend of my uncle the 
 Dean of Hereford and of his mother-in-law Mrs. Kemble. 
 
 Under the name of Summersoft he gives a delightful 
 description of Osterley in his novel The Lesson of the 
 Master. " It all went together and spoke in one voice 
 — a rich English voice of the early part of the eighteenth 
 century." The Gallery he calls " a cheerful upholstered 
 avenue into the other century." 
 
 One dinner at Norfolk House lingers specially in my 
 memory ; it was in the summer of 1880 and was to 
 meet Dr. Newman not long after he had been promoted 
 to the dignity of Cardinal — an honour which many 
 people considered overdue. A large party was assembled 
 and stood in a circle ready to receive the new " Prince 
 of the Church," who was conducted into the room by 
 the Duke. As soon as he entered a somewhat 
 ancient lady, Mrs. W — H — , who was a convert to 
 " the Faith," went forward and grovelled before him 
 on her knees, kissing his hand with much effusion, and 
 I fancy embarrassing His Eminence considerably. My 
 aunt, the Duchess of Westminster, who was very 
 handsome but by no means slim, was standing next to 
 me and whispered, " Margaret, shall we have to do 
 that ? because I should never be able to get up again ! "
 
 CARDINAL NEWMAN 93 
 
 However, none of the Roman Catholics present seemed 
 to consider such extreme genuflections necessary. I 
 think they made some reasonable kind of curtsy as he 
 was taken round, and then we went in to dinner. 
 Somewhat to my surprise and certainly to my pleasure, 
 I found mvself seated next to the Cardinal and found 
 him very attractive. I asked him whether the 
 " Gerontius " of the poem was a real person, and he 
 smiled and said " No," but I think he was pleased that 
 I had read it. I never met him again, but in October 
 1882 I was greatly surprised to receive a book with 
 this charming letter written from Birmingham : 
 
 ** Madam, 
 
 " 1 have but one reason for venturing, as I do, 
 to ask your Ladyship's acceptance of a volume upon 
 the Russian Church which I am publishing, the work 
 of a dear friend now no more. That reason is the desire 
 I feel of expressing in some way my sense of your 
 kindness to me two years ago, when 1 had the honour 
 of meeting you at Norfolk House, and the little proba- 
 bility there is, at my age, of my having any other 
 opportunity of doing so. 
 
 " I trust you will accept this explanation, and am 
 " Your Ladyship's faithful servant, 
 
 " John H. Cardinal Newman." 
 
 The book was }soies of a Visit to the Russian Church 
 by Lord Selborne's brother, Mr. W. Palmer, edited and 
 with a Preface by Cardinal Newman. I have never 
 been able to understand what he considered my kind- 
 ness, as 1 thought the Great Man so kind to me, a young 
 female heretic.
 
 CHAPTER V 
 
 BERLIN AND THE JUBILEE OF 1887 
 
 I FIND it difficult to recall all our foreign travels. In 
 1876 I paid — with my husband — my first visit to 
 Switzerland, and three years later we went again — this 
 time making the doubtful experiment of taking with 
 us Villiers aged six and Margaret (called Markie) aged 
 three. Somehow we conveyed these infants over 
 glaciers and mountains to various places, including 
 Zermatt, We contrived a sort of awning over a chaise 
 a porteurs carried by guides — but they did a good bit 
 of walking also. I was really terrified on one occasion 
 when we drove in a kind of dog- cart down precipitous 
 roads along the edge of precipices. The children sat 
 on either side of me — their little legs too short to reach 
 the floor of the carriage. I had an arm round either, 
 feeling — I believe justly — that if I let go for a moment 
 the child would be flung into space. Jersey was walk- 
 ing — the maid, I suppose, with courier and luggage — 
 anyhow I had sole responsibility for the time being. 
 Our courier was excellent, and no matter where we 
 arrived contrived to produce a rice-pudding on which 
 the children insisted. It is unnecessary to describe 
 the well-known scenes through which we passed. 
 Switzerland impressed me, as it does all travellers, 
 with its grandeur and beauty — but I never loved it as 
 I did the South and, later on, the East. 
 
 Another winter we went — after Christmas — with 
 
 94
 
 SARAH BERNHARDT 95 
 
 Villiers only — to Biarritz ; again I did not think it 
 southern enough in sky and vegetation to rival the 
 Riviera, tliough the pinewoods, and great billows roll- 
 ing in from the sea, were attractive. Soon afterwards 
 we embarked in a governess — a clever young woman 
 called Ada INIason, who was recommended by Lady 
 Derby. She had been a show pupil at the Liverpool 
 Girls' College, and before we engaged her permanently 
 she went to complete her French education in Paris. 
 She stayed with us till she married in Australia. In 
 March 1883 we took Villiers, Markie, and Miss Mason 
 to the Riviera, Florence, and Venice. I do not know 
 that there is anything exceptional to record. I observe 
 in a short journal which I kept on this occasion that 
 Jersey and I while in Paris went to the Vaudeville to 
 see Sarah Bernhardt in Fedora. My comment is : " She 
 acted wonderfully but I did not think much of the 
 play. The great coup was supposed to be when the 
 hero gave her a bang on the head, but as that used to 
 make the ladies faint he contented himself with par- 
 tially throttling her wlien we saw it." 1 suppose 
 French ladies are more susceptible than Englisli. Once 
 in after years I went with a friend to see the divine 
 Sarah in Im To.sca. I thought the torture part horrid 
 enough, but when La Tosca had killed the wicked 
 Governor my companion observed ]ilaintively, " We 
 did not see any blood," as if it were not sulliciently 
 realistic. 
 
 On this same journey abroad we visited, as on various 
 other occasions, the He St. Honorat and Stt^ Marguerite, 
 a picnic party being given on the former by Lord 
 Abercromby and Mr. Savilc. Tlie Ducliesse dc Val- 
 lombrosa brought Marshal McMahon, and special interest 
 wiiii excited on tliis occasion siiico Bazaine had lately
 
 96 BERLIN AND THE JUBILEE OF 1887 [ch. v 
 
 escaped from what had been formerly the prison of 
 the Masque de Fer. Jersey went with some of the party 
 to Ste Marguerite, and Marshal McMahon told Mr. 
 Savile that he did not connive at Bazaine's escape, but 
 that Madame Bazaine came to him and asked when he 
 would let her husband out. He replied, ** In six years, 
 or six months, if he is a hon gargon " ; so she went out 
 saying, " Then 1 shall know what to do,'" and slammed 
 the door after her, with the evident purpose of unlock- 
 ing another door, which she accomplished. 
 
 Marshal McMahon must have been a fine fellow, but 
 hardly possessed of French readiness of speech if this 
 story which I have heard of him is true. He waS to 
 review the Cadets at a Military College — St. Cyr, I 
 think — and was begged beforehand to say a special 
 word of encouragement to a young Algerian who was 
 in training there. When it came to the point the only 
 happy remark which occurred to him was, " Ah — vous 
 etes le negre — eh bien continuez le ! "' 
 
 From Cannes we went to several other places, in- 
 cluding Spezzia, Genoa, Venice, and Florence. We saw 
 all the orthodox sights in each place and at Florence 
 dined with Mr. John Meyer and his first wife, who, if 
 I remember rightly, was a Fitzgerald. He was in the 
 exceptional position of having no nationality — he was 
 somehow connected with Germany and Russia (not to 
 speak of Judaea) and had been in South America and 
 Switzerland. He had been a Russian, but had lost 
 that nationality as having been twenty-five years 
 absent from that country. He wanted to become an 
 Englishman, as his wife wanted to send her boy to 
 school in England, but it would mean a lengthened 
 residence or a private Act of Parliament costing £3,000. 
 In the end the nice Mrs. Meyer who entertained us on
 
 DEATH OF GILBERT LEIGH 97 
 
 this occasion died, and he bought an Italian Marquisate 
 and turned into an Italian ! He married as his second 
 wife a beautiful Miss Fish, and I last saw them in their 
 charming villa near Florence. 
 
 The Meyers were pleasant hosts, and it was at 
 the diimer which I have mentioned that I first made 
 the acquaintance of a telephone. They had asked some 
 people to come in after dinner, and to show how the 
 instrument worked telephoned to invite an additional 
 guest. I never encountered a telephone at a private 
 house in London till long afterwards. 
 
 Our younger children, Mary and Beatrice, stayed 
 during our absence at our little Welsh home — Baglan 
 House, near Briton Ferry — a place which all our chil- 
 dren loved. 
 
 In 1884 a great sorrow befell our family. My brother 
 Gilbert, then M.P. for South Warwickshire, w^ent in 
 August of that year to America with Mr. W. H. Grenfell 
 — now Lord Desborough — with the object of getting 
 some bear-shooting in the Rockies. Towards the end 
 of the month they began camping — but the hunting 
 was not good, as Indians had previously driven the 
 part of the country which they visited with the view 
 of getting game for their side. Mr. Grenfell's journal 
 records frost at the end of August and heavy snow on 
 the night of September 1st. On September V2th they 
 pitched a camp in the Big Horn Mountains on a charm- 
 ing spot close to a clear, rocky river with trees and 
 high walls on either side. On Sunday the 14th, a 
 boiling hot day, they had an hour's wash in the river, 
 and after luncheon (Jillie started oil down the Ten 
 Sleeper canon alone on his horse — he was never seen 
 alive again. For a whole week Mr. Grenfell and the 
 three men whom they had with them searched in every
 
 98 BERLIN AND THE JUBILEE OF 1887 [ch. v 
 
 possible direction, and at last, on the 21st, they found 
 my brother lying dead at the foot of a precipice from 
 which he had evidently fallen and been instantaneously 
 killed — " a terrible way," writes Mr. Grenfell, " to find 
 a friend who had endeared himself to all — always 
 cheery and ready to make the best of everything — 
 nothing put him out " — " his simplicity, absence of 
 self-assertion, and quaint humour made him a general 
 favourite — whatever happened he never complained 
 and did not know what fear was." 
 
 The news did not reach England till some three days 
 later, and it is impossible to dwell on the terrible 
 sorrow of all who loved him so dearly. My brother 
 Dudley was mercifully in the States at the time of the 
 fatal accident, and my uncle James Leigh set off at 
 once to bring the body home ; but the long wait — till 
 October 20th — was unspeakably trying most of all for 
 my poor parents, who were broken-hearted. My mother 
 put a bunch of white rosebuds on his coffin, for when a 
 little boy he had said one day that his " idea of love 
 was a bunch of roses." 
 
 I will only add her verses on her firstborn son : 
 
 *' He is gone, and gone for ever, 
 ' Coming home again ' now never — 
 If 'tis cold he feels it not, 
 Recks not if 'tis scorching hot. 
 But by children circled round 
 Roams the happy hunting-ground, 
 Pure in heart and face as they, 
 Gladsome in God's glorious day. 
 
 " If I see him once again 
 Will he tell me of his pain ? 
 Did he shout or cry or call 
 When he saw that he must fall ? 
 Feel one pang of mortal fear 
 When the fatal plunge was near 'i
 
 IN ITALY, 1884 99 
 
 "Or to the last— to fear a stranger — 
 Think to triumph over danger ? 
 
 ■* I think so — on his marble face 
 Fright and terror left no trace — 
 Still — as if at Stoneleigh sleeping. 
 There he lay — all the weeping 
 Broke in streams from other eyes 
 
 Far away. 
 But to him come not again 
 Cold or heat or griof or pain." 
 
 Gilly was truly " to fear a stranger." He had, as 
 Mr. Grenfell recounts, been six times before to the 
 Rocky Mountain country and always had extraordinary 
 adventures — once he rode his horse along a ledge till 
 he could neither go forward nor turn, and had to slip 
 over its tail and climb out, leaving the anunal to shift 
 for itself. Two cowboys roped and got the saddle and 
 bridle off and left the horse, which somehow backed 
 out and got down without injury. 
 
 Earlier in the year 1884 Jersey, Lady Galloway, and I 
 made a pleasant tour among the Italian Lakes, including 
 a run to Milan for Easter Sunday, where we heard 
 some of the splendid service in the Cathedral. We 
 took with us Villiers, his last trip abroad before his 
 regular schooldays. He had attended Miss Woodman's 
 classes during two or three London seasons, and had 
 had a visiting tutor from Oxford — Mr. Angel Smith — 
 for the past year or so at Middleton ; but on May Ist, 
 after our return from the I^akes, he went to Mr. Chig- 
 nell's, Castlemount, Dover, where he remained till he 
 went to Eton three years later. He had an unvaryingly 
 good record both for the lessons and conduct while at 
 Ca.stlemount. 
 
 1 have no speciul n.'collection of the two following 
 years, so pass on to 1887. That winter J^ady Galloway
 
 100 BERLIN AND THE JUBILEE OF 1887 [ch. v 
 
 was in Kussia and was to stay in Berlin with the Ambas- 
 sador, Sir Edward Malet, and his wife, Lady Ermyn- 
 trude, on her return. The Malets very kindly invited me 
 to meet her and to spend a few days at the Embassy. 
 I arrived there on February 21st, and found Lady 
 Galloway and her sister-in-law Lady Isabel Stewart 
 already installed. The following afternoon the routine 
 of German court etiquette — now a thing of the past — 
 began. Lady Ermyntrude took us to leave cards on the 
 various members of the Corps Diplomatique and then 
 proceeded to present Mrs. Talbot (now Lady Talbot) 
 and myself to Grafin Perponcher, the Empress's Ober- 
 meisterin. She was a funny old soul in a wig, but re- 
 garded as next door to royalty, and it was therefore 
 correct to make half a curtsy when introduced to her. 
 It was a great thing to have anyone so kind, and yet so 
 absolutely aware of all the shades of ceremonial, as 
 Lady Ermyntrude, to steer us through the Teutonic 
 pitfalls. 
 
 In the evening we were taken to the Carnival Court 
 Ball, where we stood in a row behind Lady Ermyntrude 
 to be presented to the Crown Prince and Princess as 
 they came round. The Diplomatic people were on the 
 left of the royal seats. The Weisser Saal was lighted 
 partly with candles and partly with electric lights ; 
 one felt that either one or the other would have had a 
 better effect, but no doubt that was all rectified in 
 later years. We were presently taken into an outer room 
 or gallery to be presented to the Empress Augusta, who 
 was seated in a chair with a sort of Stonehenge of chairs 
 in front. She was attired in what appeared to be royal 
 robes heavy with gold embroidery and gigantic diamonds, 
 but she looked almost like a resurrected corpse, except 
 that her eyes were still large and wonderfully bright
 
 COURT BALL IN BERLIN 101 
 
 and glittering as if they had little torches behind them. 
 I fancy that she had some preparation of belladonna 
 dropped into them on these occasions. Her mouth was 
 always a little open, giving the impression that she 
 wanted to speak but could not ; really, however, she 
 talked fast enough, and was very gracious in sending 
 messages to my grandmother Westminster. After our 
 presentation we had to sit in Stonehenge for a few 
 minutes. We had heard that when the Empress was a 
 girl, her governess would place her in front of a circle of 
 chairs, and make her go round and address a polite 
 remark to each. We recognised the utility of the 
 practice as Her Majesty made a neat little sentence to 
 each of the circle seated before her this evening. Sir 
 Edward and Lady Ermyntrude went home early, as 
 they were in mourning, but when we tried to go in to 
 supper with the Embassy Staff, we were seized on by 
 Count Eulenberg and told to go into the royal supper- 
 room. The Crown Prince and Princess came and 
 talked to us very kindly, but I could not help thinking 
 the latter rather indiscreet, as when I made a futile 
 remark as to the fine sight presented by the Palace she 
 returned, " A finer sight at Buckingham Palace," then, 
 lowering her voice, " and prettier faces ! " True enough, 
 but a little risky addressed to a stranger with possible 
 eavesdroppers. 
 
 The old Emperor William was not at this ball, as he 
 was not well enough — which distressed him, as he 
 liked society ; but two days later we were invited to a 
 small concert at his own Palace, When we had made 
 our curtsies to the Empress she desired that we should 
 go round and be presented to His Majesty. I had been 
 told previously that he was interested in the idea of 
 seeing me, as he had been a great friend of my grand- 
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 102 BERLIN AND THE JUBILEE OF 1887 [ch. v 
 
 mother Westminster and they used to interchange 
 presents on their birthdays. When we were taken up 
 to him Grafin Perponcher reminded him of Jersey's 
 grandmother and Lady Clementina Villiers, but he 
 immediately asked if I were not also related to Lady 
 Westminster. When I said that I was her grand- 
 daughter he asked, " Et etes-vous tou jours en relation 
 avec elle ? " and on hearing that I wrote to her charged 
 me with messages which she was afterwards very pleased 
 to receive. 
 
 During the singing we sat round little tables covered 
 with red velvet table-covers, which seemed a funny 
 arrangement, as it meant that some of the audience had 
 their backs to the performers. There were five which — 
 joining each other — ran down the centre of the room. 
 The Empress sat at the head of the end one, and the 
 Crown Princess presided at a round one in the middle 
 of the room, at which Lady Galloway and I were seated. 
 Princess Victoria (afterwards Schaumburg Lippe) sat 
 between us — we found her lively, though not pretty. 
 When the performance was over the Emperor came and 
 talked to us again ; he seemed very cheerful, though he 
 put his hand on the back of a chair for, as he said, " un 
 petit appui " ! I told him that I had been with the 
 crowd to see him when he looked out at the soldiers as 
 he did every morning. ** Quoi, Madame, vous avez 
 fait la curieuse ? " he said, and proceeded to tell us that 
 he was now " devenu la mode," though formerly | no one 
 came to look at him. Finally some supper was brought 
 and put on the tables where we had been sitting. 
 
 The following day we were invited to breakfast (or 
 rather 12.30 luncheon) with the Crown Prince and 
 Princess — only their three unmarried daughters besides 
 Lady Galloway, Lady Isabel, and myself. The Crown
 
 THE CROWN PRINCE FREDERICK 103 
 
 Priiice was a most fascinating man and particularly 
 impressed us by his devotion to his wife, having even 
 consulted a lady dentist by her desire ! The three 
 Princesses each had in front of her place at table a 
 large collection of little silver objects given them on 
 their respective birthdays. The parents again reverted 
 to my grandmother, and on hearing of her inmiense 
 number of children and grandchildren the Prince re- 
 marked, " What a number of birthday presents that 
 must mean ! " — which amused me, as with all grand- 
 mamma's kindness to me personally, she was far from 
 troubling about the identity of all her grandchildren — 
 life would not have been long enough. 
 
 The Princess talked much of the hospitals at Berlin, 
 and of her trouble in introducing anything like decent 
 nursing into them. She said when she first married a 
 Children's Ward would be shut up at night without any 
 nurse whatever in charge, and several children found 
 dead in the morning. I believe she did great things 
 for the hospitals, but fear that discretion was not always 
 the better part of her valour, and that she more than 
 once gave ofEence by comparison with the superior 
 method in England. xVfter luncheon the Princesses 
 departed and the parents took us through their own 
 rooms, which were very pretty and comfortable. When 
 we reached her Studio the Crown Princess did not want 
 to take us in, as she said she must gooff to see Princess 
 William (the late ex-Kaiserin), but the Prince said, 
 " You go, I shall take them " — for he was determined 
 that we should see, and duly admire, his wife's artistic 
 talents. We saw the Crown Princess again in the 
 evening at the theatre, as she sent for Lady Galloway 
 and me into her box and j)ut Mary through a searching 
 catechism about liussia.
 
 104 BERLIN AND THE JUBILEE OF 1887 [ch. t 
 
 Saturday 26th till the following Tuesday we spent 
 at Dresden, which we greatly admired. We saw the 
 Galleries and Museums, and attended a Wagner opera — 
 Siegfried ; but I need not record sights and sentiments 
 shared with so many other travellers. I had some 
 experience at Dresden of the dangers of " Verboten." 
 I ventured out for a short time alone and felt the risk 
 of being arrested at least twice — once for walking on 
 the wrong side of the bridge, once for standing in the 
 wrong place in the principal church. I committed a 
 third crime, but forget its nature. 
 
 Two evenings after our return to Berlin we were 
 invited to another royal concert, and on this occasion 
 I sat at Prince William's table quite unconscious that 
 he would be hereafter England's greatest foe ! What 
 impressed me most about him was the way in which 
 he asked questions. Someone told him that I held a 
 position in the Primrose League, and he at once wanted 
 to know all about it. The impression left on my mind 
 was that he thought that it brought women too promi- 
 nently forward. 
 
 Next day we visited the various palaces at Potsdam — 
 the Crown Princess had kindly sent word to her gardener 
 Mr. Walker, to meet us, and he proved an amiable and 
 efficient guide. At the Stadt Schloss Frederick the 
 Great's bedroom, with a silver balustrade, was being 
 prepared for the baptism of Prince William's fourth 
 son. We had been warned at the Embassy that this 
 expedition would be one of difficulty if not of danger, 
 but we accomplished all successfully save our return 
 from the Wild Park Station at Berlin. Of course this 
 was before the days of motors, so our journey to and 
 from Potsdam was by train, and somehow we missed 
 the Embassy carriage at the station. Innocently we
 
 PRINCE BISMARCK 105 
 
 took a fly, but at the Embassy it was discovered that 
 this was a second-class fly. which was considered a 
 most disreputable proceeding. We had not known 
 the various categories of Berlin vehicles. 
 
 We had one real piece of good fortune, due to Herbert 
 Bismarck, whom we had known in England and met 
 several times at Berlin. His father had not been 
 present at the opening of the Reichstag which we 
 attended, so we had asked Herbert if he were likely to 
 speak on any following day, for we were anxious to see 
 him and he did not often appear at entertainments or 
 such-like gatherings. 
 
 Herbert promised to let us know, but he did better, 
 for he coached his mother what to do should we call, 
 and Lady Ermyntrude took us to see the Princess on 
 Saturday afternoon. Princess Bismarck was most graci- 
 ous, said Herbert had asked every day if we had called ; 
 he was devoted to England and to his collection of 
 photographs of English ladies, which he expected her to 
 distinguish one from the other. 
 
 Her sister, Countess Arnim, was also in the room. 
 When we had been talking with them for a few minutes 
 the Princess rang, and beckoned to the servant who 
 answered to come clo.se that she might whisper. Lady 
 Galloway overheard her say in German, " Tell the Prince 
 that the English ladies are here.'' After a short inter- 
 val an inner door opened slowly, and the tall form of 
 the Chancellor appeared. We all jumped up as the 
 Princess announced " Mon Mari." He shook hands 
 with Lady Ermyntrude, who introduced us each in 
 turn. Hearing that Lady Galloway was " la sonir 
 de Lord Salisbury," he was anxious to investigate 
 whether she resembled liini in face, but decided not 
 very much, as " Lord Salisbury avait les traits tr^s
 
 106 BERLIN AND THE JUBILEE OF 1887 [ch. v 
 
 masculins and le visage plus carre/' which he empha- 
 sised rather in action than in words. Mary had to 
 sit on one side of him facing the light in order that he 
 might the better make these comparisons. I was at 
 the end of a sofa on his other hand. Lady Galloway 
 then remarked that he had been very kind to her 
 nephew Lord Edward Cecil, who had been in Berlin 
 in the spring of the previous year. Curiously enough, 
 though he had had him to dinner, he did not seem to 
 remember him, though he perfectly recollected Lord 
 Cranborne, who had been with his father at the time of 
 the Congress. Being informed that Lord Edward had 
 been abroad in order to study German, he asked, " Eh 
 bien, a-t-il eu de succes ? " and remarked that German 
 was a difficult language but less so for the English than 
 for some other people, and that while the English 
 often spoke French more fluently they grasped the 
 German construction better as being more akin to their 
 own. Mary agreed, saying we were of the same race, 
 whereupon he politely thanked her for having recalled 
 and acknowledged the fact. I then remarked that it 
 had been suggested that he wished to change " les 
 caracteres allemands,'' meaning the letters. He mis- 
 understood me to mean the characters of the people, 
 and said that he should hardly be capable of that, but 
 added : " On m'accuse d'avoir change une nation de 
 poetes en nation de politiques militaires, mais c'est 
 parce que nous avons ete si longtemps Tenclume qu'il 
 fallait le faire. II faut toujours etre I'enclume ou le 
 marteau, maintenant nous sommes le marteau. Nous 
 etions Tenclume jusqu'a Leipzig et Waterloo." I 
 suggested that at Waterloo " nous etions deux mar- 
 teaux," and he answered, bowing, " J'espere que nous 
 les serons encore ensemble." Little did he or I look
 
 CONVERSATION WITH BISMARCK 107 
 
 on twenty-seven years ! Bismarck then asked for the 
 P^nglish of '* enclume " — " car je ne suis pas forgeron/' 
 and when we told him he said that he only knew 
 " I'anglais pour voyager, le russe pour la chasse et le 
 fran9ais pour les affaires, " and went on to speak of 
 his son, who, as we all agreed, knew English so well. 
 Like the Princess, he said that Count Herbert was much 
 attached to our country, and added that if he continued 
 to do well and ''si je peux guider sa destinee j'ai 
 I'intention qu'il aillc quelque jour en Angleterre " : 
 meantime he thought that Count Hatzfeldt was getting 
 on all right. Lady Galloway said that he was very 
 popular. Bismarck considered that he did better as 
 Ambassador than in affairs at home, as though he could 
 work well he lacked the power of sticking to his work. 
 I then referred to Mr. Deichmann, a country neighbour 
 of ours who had built a house near Bicester and married 
 a Miss de Bunsen, widow of another German, who had 
 been his friend. Mr. (afterwards Baron) Deichmann 
 and his wife were undoubtedly friends (or henchmen ?) 
 of the Bismarcks, and Mr. Deichmann was very proud 
 of a tankard which the Prince had given him. " He 
 gave me a very good horse," returned the Prince, when 
 I mentioned this, and described him as " bon enfant.'' 
 In the light of after experience I feel sure that the 
 Dcichmanns were employed to report to the Prince on 
 social matters in England and particularly in diplomatic 
 circles. I do not at all mean that they were anti- 
 English, but that they were " utilised." They were 
 very intimate friends of the Miinsters, and somehow 
 kept in with the Crown Princess and her family, althou^di 
 the JVincess certainly did not love Bismarck ! I well 
 recollect a dinner which (in years later tliiin that of our 
 interview with the great in.in) the J.)eichmanns gave
 
 108 BERLIN AND THE JUBILEE OF 1887 [ch. v 
 
 at their house in London to reconcile the French and 
 German Embassies. What had been the exact cause 
 of friction I do not know, but the ostensible one was that 
 the then Ambassadress, Madame Waddington, had not 
 worn mourning when some German princelet died. 
 Anyhow, Madame Deichmann had Madame Wadding- 
 ton to dinner, and Marie Miinster to a party afterwards, 
 and they were made to shake hands and be friends. 
 It was clever of Madame Deichmann, and she well 
 deserved the title of Baroness afterwards conferred 
 upon her. However, I am not altogether sure that 
 Bismarck appreciated the reference to his friends on 
 this occasion — he may not have wished to be thought 
 too intimate ! He did not resent it though, and 
 when we rose to take leave gave Lady Galloway many 
 messages for Lord Salisbury, hoping to see him again 
 in Germany or when he, Bismarck, came to England, 
 which he seemed to regard as quite on the cards. He 
 also asked Lady Ermyntrude affectionately after Sir 
 Edward, whom he thought looking rather unwell when 
 he last saw him, though quite himself again when he 
 became excited. 
 
 Just as we were going away the Prince asked if 
 we would like to see the room where the Congress 
 had been held. Of course we were delighted, so that 
 he took us in and showed us where they all sat. Lord 
 Beaconsfield on his right hand, and Lord Salisbury, 
 as he particularly pointed out to Lady Galloway, just 
 round the corner. Then Gortschakofi, who, he said, 
 did not take much part, next Schouvaloff, on whom 
 the work fell, but he added in English, '' Lord Salisbury 
 squeezed him." And there, he said, pointing to the 
 other side of the table, " sat the victim of the Congress, 
 the Turk.'" So little impression had the victim made
 
 BISMARCK AND LORD SALISBURY 109 
 
 upon him that he could not even remember his name — 
 he thought, however, that it was Mehemet — Mehemet 
 something — at last Princess Bismarck helped him out 
 — Mehemet Ali. I believe the head Turk was Kara- 
 theodori Pasha, but presume that he was a nonentity ; 
 at all events neither Prince nor Princess Bismarck 
 referred to him. Bismarck rather apologised for the 
 bareness of the room, a fine, large, long apartment, and 
 wished that he were equal to giving balls in it — this, 
 with Emperor William's desire to go to balls, gave a 
 cheerful impression of these old men. 
 
 Little did we then realise what our feelings with 
 regard to Germany would be twenty-seven years later ! 
 Though I feel ashamed now of the impression made 
 upon me by Prince Bismarck, I cannot help recording 
 that I was foolish enough to write some verses com- 
 paring him to Thor, the Scandinavian war-god, with 
 his hammer and anvil, and to add them to my account 
 of our interview. 
 
 After our return to England Lord Salisbury told Lady 
 Galloway that he should like to see this account, and 
 when I met him again he said to me with great amuse- 
 ment, " So you have seen Thor ? 
 
 Prince Bismarck had an undoubted admiration for 
 Lord Salisbury. Not long after Sir Edward Malet's 
 appointment to Berlin poor Lady Ermyntrude had a 
 child who did not survive its birth. She was very 
 ill. Some little time afterwards her father, the Duke of 
 Bedford, told me that she had been very anxious to come 
 over to England to be with her parents for her confine- 
 ment. This was arranged, and then Sir Edward, 
 anxious about her health, wanted to join her. He did 
 not know whether he could rightfully leave his dip- 
 lomatic duties, but Bismarck reassured him, telling
 
 no BERLIN AND THE JUBILEE OF 1887 [ch. v 
 
 him that so long as Lord Salisbury was in power he 
 need have no apprehension as to the relations between 
 England and the German Empire. 
 
 I confess also to having been fascinated by the Crown 
 Prince — afterwards the Emperor Frederick ; but he 
 was not in the least like a Prussian — he was like a very 
 gentle knight. Poor man ! He had already begun to 
 suffer from the fatal malady to his throat. The last 
 time I spoke with him he came into the box in which 
 we were sitting at the theatre and said, " I cannot talk 
 to you much, my throat is so bad.'* 
 
 The next event which made a great impression on 
 me in common with every other subject of the British 
 Empire was the first Jubilee of Queen Victoria. Its 
 excitements, its glories, have been told over and over 
 again, but no one who did not live through it can grasp 
 the thrill which ran from end to end of the nation, and 
 no one who did live through it can pass it on to others. 
 The Queen became a tradition while yet alive. When 
 ten thousand children from the elementary schools 
 were entertained in Hyde Park the proceedings con- 
 cluded by the release of a balloon bearing the word 
 " Victoria." As it ascended one child was heard gravely 
 explaining to another that " that was the Queen going 
 up to Heaven." A man (or woman) wrote to the paper 
 that in the evening he had observed that the sunset 
 colours had formed themselves into a distinct arrange- 
 ment of red, white, and blue ! I chanced the week 
 before the Jubilee celebrations to express to a girl in 
 a shop a hope for fine weather. In a tone of rebuke 
 she replied, " Of course it will be fine : it is for the 
 Queen ! " — a sentiment more poetically expressed by 
 the French Ambassador Baron de Courcel, who said to 
 me on one rather doubtful day in the week preceding
 
 THANKSGIVING SERVICE 111 
 
 the Diamond Jubilee, '' Le bon Dieu ncttoie les cieux 
 pour la Reiue ! " This confidence was fully justified : 
 the weather was glorious. When traffic was stopped 
 in the main thoroughfares, and all streets and houses 
 had their usual dinginess hidden in glowing decorations, 
 London looked like a fairy city — a fitting regal back- 
 ground for an imperial apotheosis — only perchance 
 excelletl by the Diamond Jubilee ten years later. 
 " Mother's come home/' I heard a stalwart policeman 
 say on the day when the Queen arrived in Buckingham 
 Palace. That was just it — Mother had come back to 
 her joyous children. 
 
 The Dowager Lady Amp thill, one of her ladies-in- 
 waiting, recounted an incident which I do not think 
 appeared in any of the papers. When the royal train 
 was coming down from Scotland Lady Ampthill awoke 
 in the early summer dawn, and looked out of the 
 carriage in which she had been sleeping. The world 
 was not yet awake, but as the train rushed through the 
 country amongst fields and meadows she was astonished 
 to see numbers of men and women standing apparently 
 silently gazing — simply waiting to see the passing of 
 the Great Queen to her Jubilee. Perhaps the climax 
 was the Thanksgiving Service in Westminster Abbey. 
 
 I cannot refrain from inserting here my mother's 
 lines describing the final scene on that occasion : 
 
 " It WM an hour of triumph, for n nation 
 
 Had gathered round the Monarch of their pride ; 
 All that a people held of gri>at or lovely, 
 
 The wiac, the world-renownod, Btood side by side. 
 
 " I>and« famed in story sent their Kinf^ and chieftains, 
 IhleH scarcely rocke<l of came our Qu<(on to greet, 
 PrinccHHes lent the tribute nf their U^auty, 
 And laid the flowers of welcome at h*"r feet.
 
 112 BERLIN AND THE JUBILEE OF 1887 [ch. v 
 
 " The organs pealed, the trumpets gave their challenge, 
 A stormy shout of gladness rent the air, 
 All eyes beamed welcome, and all hearts bowed with her 
 When low she bent her royal head in prayer. 
 
 " She bent amid a haughty nation, knowing 
 No sun e'er set upon its widespread towers, 
 Though right and good had deemed that day the lion 
 To sheath its claws and robe itself in flowers. 
 
 " When Caesar kept high holiday, when Rom© 
 Called forth her maidens to fill hours of ease. 
 Pale warriors darkly met in bloody ring 
 Or some Numidian giant died to please. 
 
 " But in that hour supreme when all eyes turned 
 Upon the Queen's kind face and gestures mild. 
 Bright tears unbidden rose, stern bosoms heaved, 
 They saw her stoop — she stooped to kisa her child. 
 
 " Children and children's children passed before her. 
 Each one ' fair History's mark ' with stately grace ; 
 Mother of many nations, Queen and Empress, 
 She drew them each within her fond embrace. 
 
 " Symbolic kiss — it spoke of early birthdays, 
 
 When little hearts had swelled with little joys, 
 It told of kisses given and counsels tender 
 To graceful maidens and to princely boys ; 
 
 " Of fond caresses given in days of gladness 
 
 When Hope was young and blue the skies above, 
 Of kisses interchanged in hours of sorrow 
 
 When all seemed shattered save the bonds of love. 
 
 " And of that hour of dutiful surrender 
 
 Of hearts to Him who gives to Kings to be. 
 The memory of those kisses grave and tender , 
 
 Shall knit our hearts, Victoria, still to thee. 
 
 " Sceptres outlasting long the hands that held them. 
 Thrones that have seated dynasties may fall : 
 Love never dies, his chain is linked to heaven^ 
 The Lord, the friend, the comforter of all..
 
 TRIALS OF COURT OFFICIALS 113 
 
 " Yes ! of those hours so joyous and so glorious 
 When the tall fires prolonged the festal day. 
 The memory of tliose kisses gently given 
 Shall bo the dearest wo shall bear away." 
 
 On July '2nd 1 recollect Lord and Lady Lathom com- 
 ing to spend a Sunday with us at Osterley. He was 
 then Lord Chamberlain — and the poor man seemed 
 utterly exhausted by the strain of the Jubilee festivities 
 though very happy at their success. He spoke among 
 other things of the quaint applications which he had 
 received for permission to attend the service at the 
 Abbey. Amongst others he had one from a lady who 
 said that if she did not obtain a seat a large class would 
 be unrepresented — namely, the class of Old Maids. 
 I think she had one. Even people like my father not 
 connected with the Court were pestered to " use in- 
 fluence " — one lady wrote to him to try and get seats 
 for herself and her father, and wanted them near the 
 preacher as " papa was very deaf." 
 
 Lord Mount Edgcuinbe — then Lord Steward — once 
 told me of a trying experience which he had in con- 
 nection with the Jubilee. There was a great banquet 
 at Windsor and he had to order the seating of the 
 guests, who included various foreign royalties. As 
 is well known in dealing with foreigners the order in 
 which they sit is far more important than the precedence 
 in which tliey walk into the banqueting hall — if you 
 put two princes or dignitaries one on the right, the 
 other on the loft of the table, and both arc about equally 
 important, you must take care to put the left-hand 
 man one higher up at the table than the guest on the 
 right. Well, Lord Mount Edgcumbe had ordered this 
 feast of some thirty or forty notabilities or more to 
 complete satisfaction, and had gone to his room to
 
 114 BERLIN AND THE JUBILEE OF 1887 [ch. v 
 
 attire himself in all the glory of a High Steward. Just 
 as he was getting into his breeches a message was 
 brought him that two more German princelets had 
 arrived who had to be included in the party. Poor 
 man ! he had to hasten to complete his toilet and to 
 rush down and rearrange the whole table. 
 
 Talking of German etiquette (I don't know how far 
 it survives the fall of the Hohenzollerns), we had a 
 most eccentric Teutonic specimen at Osterley that 
 Jubilee summer. Our kind hostess at Berlin — Lady 
 Ermyntrude Malet — introduced to us, by letter, a 
 certain Count Seierstorpff — so we asked him to spend 
 Whitsuntide. We had various other guests, including 
 the Kintores and Lord and Lady Maud Wolmer (now 
 Lord and Lady Selborne) and Lady Maud's sister, 
 Lady Gwendolen Cecil. Count Seierstorp fit's one form 
 of conversation was to catechise everybody as to the 
 rank of the company — how far they were " ebenbiirtig." 
 This culminated in his asking me what Lady Maud 
 would be if Lord Wolmer were to die ! I told Lord 
 Wolmer this, and he said, *' Couldn't you tell him that 
 of two sisters in the house, both equally eligible, one 
 is unmarried ! " 
 
 When on W^hit-Monday we drove to see Ham House 
 he kept jumping up on the seat of the landau in which he 
 went with some of the party to inspect the surrounding 
 country — spying, I suppose — and when we were sitting 
 outside the house after dinner he suddenly disappeared 
 and was found to have rushed wildly right round a 
 portion of the grounds. Many years afterwards — 
 1913, I believe — Jersey and I met him again at Cannes. 
 He had grown into a fat, truculent Prussian, and had 
 married a pleasant American wife. Poor people ! 
 After the War I asked what became of them. He and
 
 THE NAVAL REVIEW 115 
 
 his two sous were killed in the War — she had lost money 
 and relations by the sinking of the Lusitania — had 
 gone mad and was in an asylum. 1 only wonder that 
 he had not gone mad, but suppose there was method 
 in his Osterley madness. 
 
 The last festivity in which I took part that summer 
 was the Jubilee Naval Keview at Spithead. Jersey 
 went by invitation of the P. and 0. Company on a 
 ship of their fleet — the Rome if I recollect rightly — 
 but Lady Galloway and I with her stepfather Lord 
 Derby were invited from Friday, July 22nd, for the 
 Review on Saturday and to spend Sunday on board 
 the Mirror, one of Sir John Pender's electric-cable 
 ships. I never shared in a more amusing party There 
 was great confusion with the luggage at Waterloo. I 
 think most people lost something. Lady Galloway 
 and I each had two small boxes and each lost one, but 
 it did not matter, as we were able to supplement each 
 other's remaining articles. Sir William Russell the 
 journalist lost all his luggage, but it was said that he 
 invariably did so, and he did not seem to mind at all. 
 Lord Wolseley, Lord Alcester, Lord Lymington (after- 
 wards Portsmouth), and Sir William Des Voeux, who had 
 been Governor of Fiji, Lady Tweeddale, and Countess 
 Marie Miinster were among the guests, and our kind 
 host did everything to make us happy. The Mirror, 
 like the otlier unofiicial ships, remained stationary 
 during the Review, but Lady Galloway and 1 persuaded 
 the Chairman, Sir John Pender, and the Captain to let a 
 boat take us to the House of Lords ship, the Euphrates, 
 for wiiich we had tickets, and which was to follow the 
 Queen's Yacht, the Victoria and Albert, down the lines, 
 it was a magniiicent sight. 1 will n(jt attempt to 
 describe it, as it has been far better recorded than any
 
 116 BERLIN AND THE JUBILEE OF 1887 [ch. v 
 
 words of mine could achieve. One thing, however, 
 I may note. The then biggest and finest ships were 
 like rather ugly floating forts, and all, or almost all, 
 different from each other. The graceful old men-of- 
 war with long lines and pointed bows were considered 
 obsolete. Ten years later when there was a Keview 
 for the second Jubilee all was changed again. I do 
 not mean that the naval architects had reverted to 
 the old models, but the general effect was a return to 
 the old lines, and the fortress ships, almost sunk under 
 the sea, had disappeared. Also they were later on 
 built in classes, so that their fittings were interchange- 
 able and the engineers from one ship could be easily 
 transferred to another. 
 
 To return to our personal experiences. The rest 
 of the party had remained on the Mirror, and I 
 rather fancy some of them got a little bored, as 
 their time was less exciting than ours. Anyhow, one 
 or two of the men became exceedingly anxious for 
 our return as the dinner-hour approached, as of course 
 the boat could not fetch us off from the Euphrates 
 till all the proceedings were over and the coast clear. 
 We were told when we did get back, which I do not 
 think was unduly late, that Lord Alcester had expressed 
 a somewhat uncomplimentary opinion of women, 
 emphasised with a capital D ! However, everyone 
 enjoyed the illumination of the ships, and particularly 
 the searchlights — then somewhat of a novelty and in 
 which the Mirror specially distinguished herself. On 
 Sunday morning our Chairman, Sir John Pender, was 
 very properly anxious that his guests should enjoy 
 *' religious privileges " ; and as everyone was content 
 that he should have service on board instead of putting 
 us on shore, it was arranged accordingly. There was
 
 THE NAVAL REVIEW 117 
 
 a distinct rivalry as to who should officiate. We had 
 not a Bishop nor even one of the lesser lights of the 
 Church among our otherwise representative company 
 — the Captain evidently considered that under these 
 circumstances he was the proper person to read prayers, 
 and he produced prayer-books — I suppose that they 
 were provided by the Electric Company — and Sir 
 John distinctly held that as Chairman it was for him, 
 although a Nonconformist, to conduct the Anglican 
 devotions — so he began. The Captain determined 
 anyhow to act as prompter. They got on all right — 
 till Sir John, a little man, stood up to read the First 
 Lesson. This unfortunately began, " And Satan stood 
 up " — still more unfortunately it appeared that it was 
 the wrong lesson, and the Captain ruthlessly pulled 
 him down. Nevertheless we somehow reached a 
 happy conclusion. 
 
 In the afternoon some of us, including Lord Derby, 
 were offered a choice of cruising about among the ships 
 or going over to see Lord and Lady De La W^arr at a 
 little house they had somewhere on the coast called 
 Inchmery. We chose the latter, and were sent in a tug 
 called the Undaunted. I tried to immortalise the 
 expedition in a so-called poem of which I only quote 
 a few verses — needless to say Lord Derby was the 
 hero : 
 
 " There was an Earl— a noblo Earl 
 Who would a sailor be, 
 And therefore asked two kindly daineH 
 To take him out to sea. . . . 
 
 ** We've often hoard of inchmery, 
 
 Its charmu and crabs are vaunted ; 
 Bring round the tug and uaiit her off, 
 That splendid tug Undaunted !
 
 118 BERLIN AND THE JUBILEE OF 1887 [ch. v 
 
 " The splendid tug sailed fast and far, 
 She bore as fair a band 
 As ever dared the heaving deep 
 And sighed to gain the land. 
 
 " She bore our Only General, 
 
 Whose prowess must be granted. 
 For he can always go to sleep 
 And always wake when wanted. 
 
 " A great Colonial Governor 
 
 Who would have ruled the main. 
 Only emotions swelled his breast 
 Which he could not restrain." 
 
 As to the above, Lord Wolseley explained to us that 
 he shared a characteristic with Napoleon and I rather 
 think Wellington — namely, that he could always go 
 to sleep in a minute when he so desired, and wake 
 with equal celerity. He exemplified this by retiring 
 into the little cabin of the launch when the waves 
 became somewhat restive, and fell fast asleep immedi- 
 ately, seated on a bench. The poor Colonial Governor, 
 Sir William Des Voeux, was less happy — he had to lie 
 prostrate at the bottom of the launch during the short 
 transit until we landed. 
 
 The De La Warrs gave us an excellent tea, and 
 we then strolled among the rocks on the shore, where 
 it was supposed that the great Lord Derby wanted to 
 find crabs : 
 
 " The time speeds on — and now at length. 
 By new-born terrors haunted. 
 Soldier and sage demand the tug — 
 ' Where is the good Undaunted ' ? 
 
 " What object meets their straining eyes, 
 From aid and rescue far ? 
 Dauntless perhaps, but useless quite, 
 She's stranded on the bar.
 
 KNOWSLEY 119 
 
 " The Captain smiles, ' It wasn't I,' 
 The General's out of reach. 
 The noble Earl sits down to play 
 Aunt Sally on the beach." 
 
 It was a fine sight to see Lord Derby (uncle of the 
 present Lord Derby), regarded by most people as an 
 exceptionally solemn statesman, sitting tranquilly on 
 the shore throwing stones — a sort of ducks and drakes 
 — into the sea — quite unmoved by the tug's disaster. 
 
 However, Lord De La Warr came to the rescue with 
 a launch which took us safely back to the Mirror — 
 minus Sir William, who had found the tug quite bad 
 enough and declined to trust himself to the launch. 
 He remained for the night at Inchmery, and I presume, 
 like the rest of us, found his way back to London next 
 day. 
 
 The Lord Derby of this expedition was a great friend 
 of mine. His wife, formerly Lady Salisbury, was 
 Lady Galloway's mother, and I originally met her 
 staying at Galloway House — after which she invited 
 us several times to Knowsley. I think my first visit 
 there was in 1879 when we met the Leckys — afterwards 
 great friends — and Mr. and Mrs. Robert Lowe (after- 
 wards Lord Sherbrooke). He was an albino and chiefly 
 remembered for his abortive attempt to tax matches, 
 giving rise to the joke '' ex luce lucellum." She was, I 
 believe, a very good-natured woman, but it was funny 
 to see the result of her excessive flow of conversation. 
 She would begin with a circle round her, and person 
 after person would gradually steal away, leaving her 
 at length with only one victim whom amiability or 
 good manners forbade to depart. 
 
 I well recollect that Lady Derby won my heart on 
 this occasion by coming to the front door to meet us
 
 120 BERLIN AND THE JUBILEE OF 1887 [ch. v 
 
 on arrival, under the evident impression that as a 
 young woman I might be shy coming to a very large 
 house among those, including my host, who were mostly 
 strangers. I dare say that I might have survived the 
 shock, but I was much struck with the courtesy and 
 thoughtfulness of a woman old enough to be my 
 mother, and it was one of the first lessons, of which I 
 have had many in life, of the great effect of the manner 
 in which people originally receive their guests. 
 
 Lady Derby was a remarkable woman in many ways. 
 Her heart was first in her husband and children and 
 then in politics. She could never take a lightsome 
 view of life and let it carry her along. She always 
 wished to manage and direct it. Her motives were 
 invariably excellent, but occasionally things might 
 have gone better had she taken less trouble about 
 them. She did great things for her children, who 
 adored her, but even with them it might sometimes 
 have been well had their lives been left a little more 
 to their own discretion. She was kindness itself to me, 
 and I used greatly to enjoy going to Derby House, 
 then in St. James's Square, where she was always at 
 home to her particular friends at tea-time and where 
 one always had the chance of meeting interesting people. 
 
 To conclude my recollections of the Jubilee. I think 
 that it was in the autumn of 1887, and not after the 
 Diamond Jubilee, that we were staying with Lord and 
 Lady Muncaster at their beautiful home in Cumber- 
 land. We went to the local church and an Arch- 
 deacon was preaching for some Society which 
 involved a plea for missionary effort. He spoke to 
 this efiect (of course these are not the exact words) : 
 " There are black men, brown men, red men, and yellow 
 men in the British Empire. We must not despise any
 
 APOTHEOSIS OF THE QUEEN 121 
 
 of them, for we are all children of one Great " I 
 
 naturally expected " Father," but he added " Mother " ! 
 So far had Queen Victoria advanced in the tutelary 
 rank ! I was told after her death that the Tibetans 
 had adopted her as a protecting deity — and that they 
 attributed the invasion of their country to the fact 
 that she had died, as we had never disturbed them in 
 her lifetime. I record later on how natives in Madras 
 did " poojah " to her statue, offering coconuts and such 
 like tribute — but the Indians also did " poojah " to a 
 steam-engine when they first saw it, so perhaps this 
 was not an extraordinary token of reverence.
 
 CHAPTER VI 
 
 GHOST STORIES AND TRAVELS IN GREECE 
 
 To go a little back in recollections of the eighties one 
 of our friends was Lord Cairns, Lord Chancellor in 
 1868 and again from 1874 till, I believe, his death. 
 Once when I was sitting near him at dinner, we were 
 discussing ghost stories. He said that without giving 
 them general credence he was impressed by one which 
 had been told him by the wife of the Prussian Minister, 
 Madame Bernstorff. (I think, though am not sure, 
 that Bernstorif was Minister before there was a German 
 Embassy.) The story was, briefly, that a man in 
 Berlin had a dream, thrice repeated, in which a comrade 
 appeared to him and said that he had been murdered, 
 and that his dead body was being carried out of the 
 city, covered with straw, by a certain gate. The man 
 roused himself, told the police, the body was duly 
 found and the murderers arrested. " Well,'' said I, 
 ** I think I have read that story in Dryden, and believe 
 he took it from Chaucer.'' Sure enough I found the 
 tale in " The Cock and the Fox," Dryden's modernised 
 version of Chaucer's " Tale of the Nun's Priest " — but 
 the amusing thing is that Dryden says, 
 
 " An ancient author, equal with the best, 
 Relates this tale of dreams among the rest " — 
 
 and a note explains that the " ancient author " was 
 Cicero, from whose treatise, De Divinritione, the story 
 was taken. I sent the book to Lord Cairns, who 
 answered (June 25th, 1883) : " It is Madame Bern- 
 
 122
 
 LORD HALSBURY'S GHOST STORY 123 
 
 storff's story to the letter ! It was most kind of 
 you to send it to me, and it is a fresh proof that 
 there is nothing new mider the sun ! The ' catena ' 
 of Cicero — Chaucer — Dryden — BernstorfE is very 
 amusing." 
 
 Being a Lord Chancellor does not render a man 
 immune from belief in ghosts. I have more than once 
 heard the late Lord Halsbury relate his adventure in this 
 line. As a young man he went to stay with a friend, who 
 put him up for the night. After he had gone to bed, a 
 figure entered his room, and taking it to be his host he 
 spoke to it, but it made no reply and left as silently 
 as it entered. At breakfast next morning he said to 
 the master of the house — I suppose jokingly — " If you 
 did come in my room last night I think you might 
 have answered when I spoke to you." Both his hosts 
 looked embarrassed, and then his friend said, " Well, 
 to tell you the truth, that room is considered to be 
 haunted ; but it is our best room, and my wife thought 
 that a hard-headed lawyer would not be liable to be 
 disturbed, so we put you there." Mr. Giffard, as, 
 Lord Halsbury then was, left without further incident, 
 but some time after, meeting his friend again, he said, 
 " Well, how's your ghost getting on ? " " Oh, my dear 
 fellow," was the reply, " don't talk of my ghost. My 
 aunt came to stay witli me and we put her into that 
 room. The ghost came in and tried to get into her 
 bed, and she will never speak to me again ! " 
 
 Lord Halsbury also had a story about a ghost who 
 haunted his brother's house in London. I think it 
 was a little old woman, I cannot remem])er the details, 
 but he certainly seemed to believe in it. 
 
 Talking of dreams and apparitions, though 1 cannot 
 remember tlie year — probably in the early iiiiu^ties —
 
 124 GHOST STORIES [oh. vi 
 
 I recollect a rather amusing instance of the explosion 
 of one of such stories when thoroughly sifted. Mr. 
 (afterwards Sir James) Knowles told me one day that 
 the great object of Myers and Gurney and the founders 
 of the Psychical Society was to obtain evidence of a 
 genuine apparition seen by two witnesses who would 
 both bear such testimony as would stand cross-examina- 
 tion by a barrister. This was most sensible, as one 
 person may honestly believe in an appearance, which 
 may be an hallucination caused by circumstances, 
 and affected by his own mental or bodily con- 
 dition, but it is hardly possible that such conditions 
 w411 enable two people to see the same spirit at 
 the same moment unless it should actually appear. 
 Mr. Knowles said that at last the Psychical Society 
 had found a well-authenticated story in which two 
 thoroughly credible witnesses had seen the ghost, and 
 this was to come out in the forthcoming number of 
 The Nineteenth Century. 
 
 The witnesses were an English judge and his wife ; 
 to the best of my recollection they were Sir Edmund 
 and Lady Hornby, and the scene of the apparition 
 Shanghai. Anyhow, I perfectly recollect the story, 
 which was as follows. The judge had been trying 
 a case during the day, and he and his wife had 
 retired to bed when a man (European, not native) 
 entered their bedroom. They were much annoyed by 
 this intrusion and asked what he wanted. He replied 
 that he was a reporter who had been in court, but had 
 been obliged to leave before the conclusion of the 
 trial, and was extremely anxious that the judge should 
 tell him what the verdict was that he might complete 
 the report for his paper. The judge, to get rid of him, 
 gave some answer that satisfied him, and the man
 
 THE GHOSTLY REPORTER 126 
 
 departed. Next day the judge learnt that a reporter 
 had been present who was taken ill and died before the 
 conclusion of the trial, and he was convinced that 
 this was his ghostly visitor. The weak point, said Mr. 
 Knowles, was that the narrators would not allow 
 themselves to be cross-examined by a barrister. They 
 were very old, and nervous about the publication of 
 the story in print, and the thought of cross-examination 
 was quite too much for them. However, Mr. Knowles 
 and the other investigators were fully satisfied as to 
 their bona fides, and the tale duly appeared in an 
 article in the Review. No sooner was it published than 
 various people wrote pointing out that it was all a 
 misapprehension. There had been no reporter who had 
 suddenly died on the occasion specified, and various 
 other details were disproved by officials and others 
 who had been at the place at the time when the judge 
 was by way of having presided over the trial and seen 
 the ghost. (Sir Edmund was a judge of the Supreme 
 Court of China and Japan.) Mr. Knowles came again 
 and said, " There you see ! " The story when sub- 
 jected to the light of publicity fell to the ground. 
 No doubt something had put the germ into the old 
 people's heads and it had blossomed in the course of 
 years. 
 
 To return for a minute to the year 1887. In that 
 year my husband was appointed Lord Lieutenant of 
 Oxfordsliire — an appointment which he held until his 
 death. This is referred to in the following verses by 
 Mr. Lionel Ashley, younger son of the great Lord 
 Shaftesbury and a friend of my husband's and mine 
 of long standing. Lady Galloway and I used to call 
 him " the Bard," as he was fond of nuvking verses about 
 us. 1 in.scrt these because they give such a liappy idea
 
 126 GHOST STORIES [ch. vi 
 
 of one of Osterlev Saturday-to-Monday parties. They 
 are dated June 19tli, 1887, which I see by our Visitors' 
 List was the Sunday. 
 
 " In a cot may be found, I have heard the remark, 
 More delight than in Castles with pillars. 
 But we find in the Palace of Osterley Park, 
 All the charms of suburban Villiers. 
 
 " A Sunday in Osterley Gardens and Halls, 
 That's a day to look on to and after. 
 Its pleasures my memory fondly recalls. 
 And the talk, with its wisdom and laughter. 
 
 " In a nice little church a grave sermon we heard, 
 Which reproved Christianity flabby. 
 And urged that in heaven a place be preferred 
 To a Jubilee seat in the Abbey. 
 
 • • • • • 
 
 " The Irish question, in masterly way, 
 Mr. Lowell made easy and clear. 
 We must make them content, without further delay, 
 But the method was not his affair. 
 
 • • • • • 
 
 " Of the Queen's new Lieutenant, with pleasure we hail 
 The appointment, for now 'tis a mercy. 
 From cold shoulders in Oxfordshire never will fail 
 To protect her a glorious Jersey. 
 
 • • • • • 
 
 " Then may everyone of th' illustrious Brood 
 
 Learn to make the same excellent stand his own, 
 That not only the names, but the qualities good 
 
 May descend to each ' Child ' and each ' Grandison.' " 
 
 The last line was rather prophetic, as there was no 
 " Grandison " apart from the family's Irish title at the 
 time of writing. My husband, as already mentioned, 
 bore the name for the three weeks between his grand- 
 father's and father's death, but our elder son was 
 always Villiers. Now his son is Grandison and I 
 think bids fair to inherit the " qualities good " of his 
 grandfather — he could not do better.
 
 A JUBILEE SERMON 127 
 
 The " nice little churcli " was that at Norwood 
 Green, and the sermon, preached by a rather eccentric 
 Irish clergyman, informed us that he had been studying 
 history and found that in the chiys of George Ill's 
 Jubilee " there was an old king and a ma-ad king. 
 How would vou have liked that ? " And he continued 
 to tell us of the death at that period of Sir John Moore 
 commemorated by an Irish clergyman who " two 
 years later was translated to the Kingdom of Heaven, 
 for which his Irish curacy had so well prepared him." 
 
 In addition to those above named by Mr. Ashley, we 
 had staying with us Lord Rowton, Lord and Lady 
 Galloway, Lady Lytton and her daughter Betty, Col. 
 Charies Edgcumbe, my sister Cordelia, and my brother- 
 in-law Reginald Villiers, to whom my husband was 
 greatly attached. It is very pleasant to recall those 
 happy days, but sad to think how few that shared 
 them are left ! 
 
 I turn from our Osterley parties for the time being 
 to record a most amusing journey which Lady Galloway 
 and I made to Greece in 1888. Lord Jersey could not 
 make up his mind to start with us, though we had 
 hopes (which proved vain) that he might join us later. 
 Our families were somewhat excited on learning our 
 intention, as the recollection of the Marathon brigands 
 who captured poor Mr. Vyner and the Muncasters still 
 coloured the popular ideas of Greece. 
 
 Our husbands, however, were — fortunately — confident 
 in our own powers of taking care of ourselves. Lord 
 Jersey calmly remarked, " If you are captured Galloway 
 and 1 will come with an army to rescue you." Mr. 
 Ashley, less trustful of the future, insisted on presenting 
 each of us with a sriiall revolver and l)ox of cartridges. 
 I forget what Mary did with hers, but my one (jbject
 
 128 TRAVELS IN GREEOE [ch. vi 
 
 was to conceal the weapon from possible brigands. 
 I regarded them rather like wasps, who are supposed 
 not to sting if you let them alone, but I was certain 
 that if I tried to shoot I should miss, and then they 
 might be annoyed and I should suffer. I had to take 
 the revolver, but I hid the cartridges in my luggage 
 and put the weapon where it would not be seen. 
 
 We were not absolutely certain till we reached 
 Marseilles whether we should go to Greece after all, or 
 to Algeria or elsewhere, but finding that we could get 
 berths on a Messageries boat we ultimately carried out 
 our original intention though we did not really mean to 
 stay long in Athens or its neighbourhood, and imagined 
 Marathon (the scene of the Vyner tragedy) to be quite 
 " out of bounds." 
 
 However, when on March 31st we reached the 
 Piraeus early in the morning we soon found that we 
 were in the happiest possible abode. Our constant 
 friend and protector Sir Thomas (now Lord) Sanderson 
 had written from the Foreign Office to Mr. William 
 Haggard, the British Charge d'Affaires, to look after 
 us in the absence of the Minister, and it is impossible 
 to speak too highly of his kindness. The Greek Minis- 
 ters were deeply impressed by the fact that Lady 
 Galloway was (half) sister to the English Prime Minister, 
 Lord Salisbury, and laid themselves out to make every- 
 thing pleasant and delightful. Greece was still almost 
 unknown to Cook's tourists. I think there was a 
 Cook's Office, but I do not recall seeing any of his 
 clients about the place — anyhow, not outside Athens 
 itself. Mr. Haggard met us with a boat belonging to 
 the Harbour Master's Office, and as soon as we had 
 settled ourselves in the Hotel d'Angleterre at Athens 
 (a very good hotel) he began to make all sorts of arrange-
 
 MARATHON 129 
 
 ments for us — so that instead of three days we stayed 
 some three weeks in Athens and about a month al- 
 together in Greece. 
 
 We told Mr. Haggard that our friends were very much 
 afraid of our finding brigands at Marathon, or rather 
 at their finding us. He assured us that after the 
 tragedy — seventeen years previously — all the brigands 
 had been killed and it was perfectly safe ; anyhow, 
 he took us to Marathon next day, and we were 
 delighted with the scenery through which we passed 
 and with the silent, desolate field where the battle 
 had been waged, with wild flowers growing on the 
 hillock pointed out as the soldiers' grave. Whether 
 it still keeps its impressive solitude I know not. It 
 is useless to attempt description of Greece, so well 
 known to all either from personal experience or from 
 hundreds of accounts both in prose and poetry, but I 
 may just say that as my mother (who saw it as a girl) 
 told me, the colours of the mountains were like those of 
 a dove's neck, and the clearness of the atmosphere 
 such that one felt as if one could see through the hills. 
 
 An evening or two later we dined with Mr. Haggard 
 and his wife, and we were soon introduced to the various 
 notabilities, who from the King and Queen downwards 
 were most kind and hospitable. To begin with their 
 Majesties, who entertained us at breakfast at the Royal 
 Kiosk at the Piraeus, and on more than one subsequent 
 occasion at dinner, and whom we met on various other 
 occasions : King George had much of the charm of 
 his sister Queen Alexantlra and was a distinctly astute 
 monarch. As far as one could judge, he really liked 
 his quaint little kingdom, and 1 remember his asserting 
 with energy- that they were a good people. The Queen, 
 a KuHsiuii, was u kindly, pious woman and apparently
 
 130 TRAVELS IN GREECE [ch. vi 
 
 happy with her children, to whom she was devoted. 
 She then had six, but there were only three at home 
 at the time — Princess Alexandra, a pretty, merry girl 
 just grown-up, and two younger children, Marie and 
 Andrew. Andrew was a dear little boy about six or 
 seven years old. When I asked Princess Marie about 
 his birthday she gravely replied that he was too young 
 to have a birthday ! 
 
 Greece struck me as a singularly " democratic " 
 country in the sense that there was really no " aris- 
 tocracy '' between the Sovereign and the people. What 
 in other countries is commonly called " Society " was 
 in Athens mainly composed of the Ministers, the Corps 
 Diplomatique, and one or two rich merchants — par- 
 ticularly one called Syngros, who spent large sums on 
 public works. One of these was the Academy, a large 
 building with, as far as we could ascertain, nothing as 
 yet inside it. 
 
 The Mykenae Museum, which contained many of 
 Schliemann's antiquities, discovered at Argos and 
 elsewhere, was specially interesting ; but the Greek 
 newspaper which followed our movements and for- 
 mulated our opinions for us said that when we visited 
 the Academy " both ladies were enthusiastic at the sight 
 of the building. They confessed that they never 
 expected to find in Athens such a beautiful building ; 
 they speak with enthusiasm of Athens in general " — 
 but evidently the Academy (of which I do not think we 
 saw the inside) was " It.'' 
 
 M. Tricoupi was then Prime Minister, Minister of 
 War, and practically Dictator. He was undoubtedly a 
 man of great ability and judgment, and was devoted 
 to England. We saw him constantly and also his 
 sister Miss Tricoupi, a wonderful old lady.
 
 mSS TRICOUPI 131 
 
 She gave up her life to promoting her brother's 
 interests in all respects. She appeared to me like a 
 link with the past, as she had been with her brother 
 in England early in the century, and then had taken to 
 Sarah, Lady Jersey, as a present from King Otho, a 
 water-colour drawing of a room in his Palace which 
 always hung in my bedroom at Middleton. She also 
 knew my grandmotlier and my mother's elder sisters. 
 \\Tienever Parliament was sitting she sat at home from 
 one o'clock in the afternoon till any hour of the night 
 to which the debates happened to continue. Any of 
 her brother's supporters, no matter of what rank, 
 could come into the large room at one end of which 
 she was seated. It did not appear to be necessary that 
 she should speak to them, much less offer them refresh- 
 ments. I saw some men who appeared to be sailors 
 or fishermen enter and seat themselves at the far end 
 of the room without speaking or apparently attracting 
 any particular notice. 
 
 When w^e went to see her she gave us tea and delicious 
 little rolled-up pieces of bread-and-butter — this we were 
 assured was an especial favour. Naturally she could 
 not have fed the whole of Athens daily ! Poor woman 
 — I saw her again on our subsequent visit to Athens, 
 and after that used to correspond for nearly thirty years. 
 She wrote most interesting letters, though after her 
 brother's death she lived mainly in retirement. During 
 the war, however, her feelings became somewhat 
 embittered towards the Allies ; she ultimately died 
 seated on her sofa — she never would give in to in- 
 capacity, though she must have been very old. 
 
 One of the most amusing members of the Ministry 
 was Theotoki, Minister of Marine, who went with us 
 on more than one excursion and was most kind in
 
 132 TRAVELS IN GREECE [ch. vi 
 
 poviding gunboats for any destination which had to 
 be reached by sea. I rather think that he was of 
 Venetian descent — he had a nice, lively wife, and I 
 should say that he was not averse to a little innocent 
 flirtation. The bachelor Tricoupi embodied all his 
 ideals of woman in his capable and devoted sister, and 
 had very advanced Woman Suffrage views, more 
 uncommon then than a quarter of a century later. 
 He was all in favour of the appointment of women 
 not only as Members of Parliament, but also as Ministers 
 of the Crown. One day he and Theotoki were taking 
 us somewhere by sea when a discussion arose on this 
 point. Either Lady Galloway or I wickedly suggested 
 that women, admitted to the Cabinet, might exercise 
 undue influence on the minds of the male members. 
 Tricoupi in perfect innocence thereupon replied that it 
 might be arranged that only married men should 
 hold such office, apparently convinced that matrimony 
 would make them woman-proof ! I shall never forget 
 Theotoki's expressive glance. 
 
 Dragoumi, Minister of Foreign Affairs, was one of 
 those who gave a dinner-party in our honour, on which 
 occasion he and M. Tricoupi and one of the other 
 Ministers concocted an excellent programme to enable 
 us to visit Nauplia and Argos and Mykense. I wrote 
 an account of this to my mother which she kept, so I 
 may as well transcribe it, as it gives an account of 
 places which have probably been much altered and 
 brought up to date in the present day under the aus- 
 pices of " Cook's Tours.'' I told my mother : 
 
 " V^e went with Bakhmeteff the Russian and Haggard 
 the Englishman, who each had a Greek servant, and 
 we having a German courier made up a tolerably 
 mixed lot. You would have laughed to see the three
 
 NAUPLIA 133 
 
 Cabinet Ministers sitting in solemn conclave at a party 
 the night before to settle all details of our expedition. 
 Theotoki, the Minister of Marine, had a ship ready to 
 send to meet us anywhere we liked, and Tricoupi 
 ordered Dragoumis, the Foreign Minister, just to go 
 down to send of! some further telegram, which Drag- 
 oumis — a white-haired statesman — obediently trotted 
 off to do. The Czar of all the Russias is not a greater 
 autocrat than Tricoupi. When we arrived at Nauplia 
 we fomid the M.P. for that district waiting for us at 
 the station, and he had received orders to have the 
 hotel thorougliiy cleaned and prepared — no one had 
 been allowed to inhabit it for four days before our 
 arrival. The landlord, as far as we could make out, 
 was locked up in a room, whence we heard coughs and 
 groans, presumably because he had fomid a clean 
 dwelling such a ghastly thing, and we were waited on 
 by a very smart individual (who was a Parisian doctor 
 of law !) and a small Greek girl. When we woke up 
 next morning we found by way of variety that the 
 ground was covered with snow and the coachman said 
 he could not possibly go to Epidaurus — however, 
 Bakhmeteff sent for the Prefect of Police, who told him 
 he nmst, so with four horses in front and one trotting 
 behind we went a perfectly lovely drive through splen- 
 did mountain country looking even more beautiful 
 from the enow on the hills. Perhaps you don't know 
 about Epidaurus — an ancient temple of ^sculapius 
 is there, and near it has lately been discovered the 
 most perfect theatre in Greece, which could seat twenty- 
 five thousand people. Hardly a stone is out of place— 
 we went up to the top row, and an unfortunate ' Ephor 
 of Antiquities ' who had also been ordered up from 
 Athens to do us the honours stood on the stage and 
 talked Uj us — one could hear every word. The 
 Ephor and all the inhabitants of Nauplia (who are 
 stated by the papers to have received ua ' with aiTec- 
 tion ') thought us quite mad, not only for going in the 
 snow, but for going in an open carriage, a circumstance 
 also carefully recordetl in the papers. A Greek would 
 
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 134 TRAVELS IN GREECE [ch. vi 
 
 have shut up the carriage and both windows. Thursday 
 we returned (i.e. to Athens) by Tiryns, Argos and My- 
 kense and saw Dr. Schliemann's excavations. The 
 Treasury of Atreus is a marvellous thing — a great 
 cone-shaped chamber in a hill with an inner chamber 
 on one side and an enormous portal with projecting 
 walls in front with a gigantic slab over it. Metal 
 plates are said to have been fastened on the walls at 
 one time, but how on earth the prehistoric people 
 arranged these stones curving inwards so as to keep in 
 place and how they lifted some of them at all passes 
 the wit of man to conceive." 
 
 I continue in tins letter to explain how much of all 
 this Dr. Schliemann and his wife did and did not find, 
 and also to describe the " Lion Gate " and the " Agora " 
 — but all that is well-known and doubtless has been 
 further explored since our visit. 
 
 Among other dissipations at Athens we attended two 
 balls — one at M. Syngros", the other at the Austrian 
 Legation. After the former a correspondent of one of 
 the Greek papers wrote : 
 
 " It is a curious phenomenon the gaiety with which 
 the Prime Minister is possessed this year. I have 
 no doubt that he belongs to that fortunate circle which 
 sees with affection the setting on each day of the Car- 
 nival. It appears that the presence of the two dis- 
 tinguished English ladies who are receiving the hos- 
 pitality of our town for some days now has revived 
 in him dormant feelings and reminiscences. M. 
 Tricoupi passed the years of his youth in England, and 
 it was with the English ladies that he enjoyed the 
 sweet pleasure of dancing. This evening he dances 
 also with Lady Jersey. He frequently accompanied 
 the two distinguished ladies to the Buffet, and with 
 very juvenile agility he hastens to find for them their 
 sorties de bal with which the noble English ladies are
 
 THE LAURIUM MINES 135 
 
 to protect their delicate bodies from the indiscretion 
 of that cold night." 
 
 M. BakhnictefE, who was one of our companions to 
 Nauplia, was a typical Russian — very clever, knowing 
 some eight or nine languages and all about Greece 
 ancient and modern. We used to call him the 
 " Courier," as he was invaluable on our various expedi- 
 tions, and he seemed to enjoy his honorary post. Like 
 many of his compatriots he had no real religious belief, 
 but regarded religious observance as quite a good 
 thing for women ; he told me that a man looked rather 
 ridiculous kneeling, but it was a becoming attitude 
 for women — the folds of her dress fell so nicely ! But 
 he assured me that if I saw him on duty in Russia I 
 should see him kissing the ikons with all reverence. 
 Poor man ! If still alive, I wonder what has happened 
 to him. He lent me a capital Japanese costume for 
 the ball at the Austrian Legation. Lady Galloway went 
 as " Dresden china " or a " houqxietihe." 
 
 We made a very interesting expedition to the Laurium 
 mines, of which I subsequently ventured to give an 
 account in The National Review, but again I think it 
 unnecessary here to describe a well-known enterprise 
 — the revival in modern days of lead mines worked in 
 classical times. We stayed the night at the house of 
 the manager, M. Cordelia. He and his wife were most 
 kindly hosts, and everyone contributed to our enjoy- 
 ment. One little domestic detail anmsed us. As we 
 entered the substantial and comfortable house one of 
 us exclaimed to the other, " Oh, there is a bath ! " — a 
 luxury not always found in our wanderings — but a 
 second glance showed us that we should have to wait 
 till our return to the hotel next day, as the bath was 
 fixed in the well of the staircase !
 
 136 TRAVELS IN GREECE [ch. vi 
 
 As for our sentiments about the mines I cannot do 
 better than quote the words of the N ea Ephemeris, 
 one of the papers which knew so well what we thought 
 on each occasion : 
 
 " The eminently English spirit of the most ingenious 
 and noble ladies saw in all those works something like 
 the positiveness of the spirit that prevails in their own 
 country and were delighted at it in Greece which they 
 loved so much. They had no words to express their 
 satisfaction to the true man possessed with the spirit 
 of our century whom they found in the person of M. 
 Cordelia, the director of the works, and to his worthy 
 wife, who tendered to them so many nice attentions." 
 
 This, the Hora, and the Acropolis, seem to have been 
 the chief Government papers, and occasionally one of 
 them would hold up to contempt a wretched Dely- 
 annis organ which basely ignored the presence of the 
 English Prime Minister's sister ! 
 
 I cannot record all our excursions to Eleusis, iEgina, 
 and elsewhere, but I will add a few lines describing the 
 general appearance of the people at that time, also 
 written to my mother, as probably they have greatly 
 changed in over thirty years : 
 
 " The Peloponnesian shepherds look remarkably 
 picturesque, as they wear large white coats with peaked 
 hoods over their heads. Further north the coats are 
 more often blue — near Athens black and a different 
 shape — near Eleusis the people are Albanians and wear 
 Albanian costumes, which are very bright with many 
 colours. Almost all the natives outside the towns 
 wear costumes which make the villages look like places 
 in plays, and every little inn is a regular picture — 
 but the country is very thinly populated and you go 
 for miles without seeing a soul. It is most beautiful.'' 
 
 One rather interesting character was the Lord Cham-
 
 HADJI PETROS 137 
 
 berlain, an old gentleman called Hadji Petros, son of 
 the original brigand who was one of the husbands of 
 Lady Ellenborough, and is the thinly disguised " Hadji 
 Stavros " of About's novel Le Roi des Montagnes. 
 Hadji Petros was supposed to be quite illiterate, but 
 he could sign his name, as he did so on a case of chocolate 
 which he gave me. Anyway, " by royal permission " 
 he took us over the Palace and down into the kitchens, 
 where he showed us the correct method of making 
 Turkish coffee. His son, we were told, was a very 
 smart young officer who led cotillons at the Athenian 
 balls — two generations from the original brigand. 
 
 We left Athens on February 22nd, and were taken 
 by ship from a port near Patras at the end of the Gulf 
 of Corinth to Pyrgos. We went in a Government boat 
 (the Salaminia, I believe), and it was arranged that 
 we should stay with the Demarch (Mayor) and drive 
 thence to see Olympia. 
 
 Fortunately for us M. Bakhmeteif accompanied us, 
 and the whole thing was very entertaining. The 
 officers on the ship thought it too absurd that we should 
 want to take ofi even hand luggage for the night, as 
 they said we should find everything we wanted at the 
 Demarch's. Sure enough we found three elaborate 
 sitting-rooms adorned with photographs and chairs 
 tied up with ribbons, a bedroom with two comfortable 
 beds and plenty of pin-cushions, and a dressing-room 
 provided with tooth-brushes, sponges, and dentifrice 
 water, but as means of washing one small green glass 
 jug and basin between us. However, we managed 
 to borrow two large, red earthenware pans from the 
 kitchen and got on nicely. The Demarch was more 
 than kind and hospitable, but as he knew no language 
 save his native Greek it was lucky that Bakhmetcff
 
 138 TRAVELS IN GREECE [ch. vi 
 
 was there to interpret. We landed too late for Olympia 
 that evening, so we were taken down to a most roman- 
 tic and desolate spot, where Alpheus runs into the sea 
 in full view of the Acroceraunian mountains where 
 *' Arethusa arose from her couch of snows/' In addi- 
 tion to one or two officials we were guarded by a 
 delightful gendarme and were introduced to a bare- 
 legged giant in an oil- skin coat whose duty was to look 
 after the fish in a kind of stew or watercourse running 
 out of a lake. Whether the poachers had been busy 
 lately I know not, but the efforts of the custodian, the 
 gendarme, and the rest of the party to give us a fishing 
 entertainment were singularly abortive. Their object 
 appeared to be to capture a mullet, and at length a 
 dead one was landed by the joint throwing of a small 
 net and poking with Lady Galloway's parasol. With 
 dauntless courage they returned to the charge, and when 
 another small fish was seen the gendarme drew his 
 sword and vainly tried to stab it. Ultimately the 
 professional fishermen did catch it and gave it to the 
 gendarme, who skipped about with glee. He had 
 seen me put some shells in my pocket, and apparently 
 thought we should like to do the same with the 
 fish, so proceeded to wash it — and naturally let it 
 escape. Next day the Demarch told M. Bakhmeteff 
 that he had ordered an open carriage for the ladies 
 (knowing our lunatic tendencies) and that he would 
 take him (Bakhmeteff) in a shut one. Bakhmeteif 
 came to us in a frantic state of mind and begged our 
 authority to say that English ladies could not possibly 
 go in a carriage alone — so ultimately we three pro- 
 ceeded in the open carriage with our gendarme on 
 the box, and the Demarch followed with his servant. 
 All went well till it began to rain, when our gallant
 
 OLY^IPIA— ZANTE 139 
 
 defender jumped ofE the box and into the shut carriage 
 with the Demarch and the other man. They put up 
 both windows and I believe smoked, only leaving a 
 little breathing-hole in front. Doubtless they enjoyed 
 themselves immensely — so did we. 
 
 As with other well-known places, I omit all descrip- 
 tion of Olympia, reached by a road concerning which 
 we decided that it would be a compliment to compare 
 it to a ploughed field. The drive took four hours each 
 way. I dare say there are hotels and chars-a-bancs if 
 not trams now, but I am very glad to recall Olympia, 
 as we saw it in the wilds with ruins of temples and the 
 newly excavated Gymnasium undisturbed by eager 
 tourists. The Museum, containing the beautiful statue 
 of Hermes with the Infant Bacchus, had not long been 
 erected on the lines of a Greek temple. By way of 
 an additional treat our hosts had roasted a lamb whole 
 and brought it into the outer hall of the Museum on 
 a stick regardless of the mess which it made. We made 
 futile efforts to protect the floor with newspapers, but 
 were obliged to eat some of the meat. 
 
 From Pyrgos we went to the Island of Zante, where 
 we spent Sunday. I wrote to my mother that it was a 
 most lovely place — and told her : 
 
 " We took some luncheon up into an olive grove on 
 the hills and lay on cushions there in the most perfect 
 air and warmth you can imagine, with birds singing 
 and the greenest grass thick with flowers just like the 
 Pre-Raphaelite pictures. A little higher up you could 
 see the sea on both sides. Cephalonia in one distance 
 and the Acroceraunian mountains in the other. This 
 island is, as you know, famous for flowers, and the 
 nosegays the Consul sent us were so enormous that 
 after filling all the vases, etc., we could we had to fill two 
 large foot pans and put them on the balcony."
 
 140 TRAVELS IN GREECE [ch. vi 
 
 Of Cephalonia, where we spent a few hours on our way 
 to Corfu, my chief recollection is of wild mountainous 
 country. The Consul (or Vice-Consul) who took us for 
 a drive told us a thrilling tale — as yet unconcluded — of 
 two rival families. The father of one married his 
 daughter to a young man, whereas the other family 
 wanted her and attacked the bridal party on the wedding 
 day. I forget exactly how many people they killed, 
 but I think the bridegroom was among the victims, and 
 anyhow they carried off the young lady to the moun- 
 tains, and she was still there at the time of our visit. 
 
 Corfu was very delightful — but I recall no particular 
 incident. There seemed to be a good many people 
 who still regretted that Mr. Gladstone had handed it 
 over to Greece. 
 
 Our gunboat and M. BakhmetefE had left us at 
 Zante, and from Corfu we went by an Austrian Lloyd 
 steamer to Brindisi ; thence by train to Naples. There 
 we found Lord Rowton and dined with him and one or 
 two friends. We also spent a day with him in Rome, 
 where he was a good deal amused by our evident feeling 
 that Roman were not to be compared to Greek anti- 
 quities.
 
 CHAPTER VII 
 
 VOYAGE TO INDIA — HYDERABAD 
 
 I MUST go back a little in these mixed memories to 
 record our early acquaintance with Mr. Josepli Chamber- 
 lain, who afterwards became one of our great friends. 
 I believe that I first met him at Lady St. Helier's (then 
 Lady Jeune) at a luncheon or party in 1886. We asked 
 him to dinner at 3 Great Stanhope Street, and he 
 accepted — and we also asked the Jeunes. Mr. Chamber- 
 lain, though this was about the time that he split wuth 
 Gladstone over Home Rule, was still regarded as a 
 dangerous Radical, and was by no means universally 
 met in Conservative houses. As it happened he 
 arrived at our dinner a little before the Jeunes. As they 
 were announced I went to the drawing-room door to 
 meet them and she stopped me, and said in a low voice 
 before entering the room, " You are coming to dine 
 with me on such a date — shall you mind meeting Mr. 
 Chamberlain ? " (She had quite forgotten our meeting 
 at her house.) " He is in the house," was my reply — 
 whereat she gasped and nearly fell backwards. I well 
 recollect the stern disapproval of our old-fashioned 
 Tory butler Freeman. He showed it in his manner, 
 though he did not venture at the moment to put it into 
 words — but a few days afterwards we had another 
 dinner at which were present some of our regular— and 
 1 am sure highly respectable — friends. The following 
 
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 142 VOYAGE TO INDIA [ch. vii 
 
 morning Freeman said to me solemnly, " We had a 
 very nice dinner last night." " Yes," said I, " I think 
 it went off very well." " All very nice people," he added 
 with marked emphasis, and left me to digest the un- 
 spoken rebuke. 
 
 Freeman was a great character and his comments 
 were apt to be amusing. The year after this incident 
 Lord Eobert Cecil spent a Sunday at Osterley, and 
 after the party had left on Monday Freeman informed 
 me that there was only one thing that had troubled 
 him. In reply to my rather anxious inquiry as to 
 what had gone wrong he said : " That fine young fellow 
 Lord Salisbury's son did not hold himself up properly. 
 I spoke to his servant about it, and he said it was his 
 book. I said our young lord [Villiers] is very clever, 
 but I hope he will hold himself up." Poor Freeman ! 
 he was rather a rough diamond in some respects, but 
 one of the best and most faithful of servants. He 
 caught a chill and died early in 1894, soon after our 
 return from Australia. 
 
 To return to Mr. Chamberlain. Though already 
 twice a widower he was still regarded politically as a 
 young man, and I remember the American Minister 
 Mr. Phelps assuring me that he had watched in the 
 House of Commons Mr. Gladstone snub Chamberlain in 
 a way that he was convinced had a good deal to do with 
 his breach with the Liberal party. I doubt that being 
 more than a very secondary cause, but I perfectly 
 recall the acrimonious tone in which Mr. Chamberlain 
 early in our acquaintance commented on the way in 
 which politicians were treated " because they were 
 young." Anyhow, Mr. Chamberlain not only asserted 
 himself as worthy of all consideration politically, but 
 he rapidly discarded socially his stern views of those
 
 MR. JOSEPH CHAMBERLAIN 143 
 
 whom he had formerly stigmatised as " lilies of the 
 field." The late Sir Cecil Spring Rice once told me 
 that he and Mr. Chamberlain had been thrown together 
 a good deal on some occasion in America, and the 
 latter had confided to him that he had really believed 
 that the so-called " upper classes " were, taken as a 
 whole, the idle, selfish, self-indulgent, and generally 
 pernicious people whom he had denounced, but that 
 when he came to know them he realised that they were 
 a very different set of individuals. I have always held 
 that Mr. Chamberlain was an honest man, and that 
 when people accused him of changing his coat his 
 changes were the result of conviction. He once said 
 to me that he had invariably held that the people 
 ought to have what they really wanted, and that more 
 than once he had discovered that he was mistaken in 
 what he had previously imagined to be their desires, 
 and that then he was willing to follow their lead. " For 
 instance," he said, " I thought the country wanted 
 Secular Education and therefore advocated it, but 
 experience showed me that this was not the case and I 
 therefore ceased to support it." Of course this prin- 
 ciple may be pushed too far. A statesman ought to 
 have some convictions from which he cannot and will 
 not depart, but it would be absurd to say that a man 
 entering political life is bound to have a cut-and-dried 
 programme which nothing will make him modify. 
 Moreover Mr. Chamberlain had grown up in a narrow 
 commercial circle, and larger knowledge of men and 
 manners was bound to widen his views. On the first 
 occasion that he stayed with us at Osterley in June 1887 
 and June 1888 his daughter Miss Beatrice Chamberlain 
 came with him. I see by our old Visitors' Book that 
 we had some very good Conservatives to meet them —
 
 144 VOYAGE TO INDIA [ch. vii 
 
 in 1888 Lady Lathom and her daughter Maud, George 
 Curzon, Lord and Lady Kintore, Sir John Stirling 
 Maxwell, and my husband's cousin. Prince Louis Ester- 
 hazy. I have been told that more than one person 
 first saw Mr. Chamberlain rowing on the Lake at Oster- 
 ley in a tall hat and with a pipe in his mouth ! I rather 
 think that it was at a garden party. In 1888 just after 
 the death of the Emperor Frederick almost everyone 
 appeared in mourning, which somebody said made it 
 look like a funeral wake tempered with strawberries. 
 Poor Beatrice Chamberlain, however, appeared in a 
 sort of plaid gown which made her very mihappy. 
 She confided to Lady Lathom that she had just returned 
 from France and had not known that people were wear- 
 ing mourning — moreover she belonged to some society 
 in Birmingham (a very sensible one) which agreed not 
 to wear mourning except for quite the nearest relatives. 
 She was afraid we might think that her clothes were due 
 to her Radical principles, which we certainly did not. 
 She became a very talented and distinguished woman, 
 and her death, a few years ago, was a loss to many good 
 causes. I was m.uch touched by a letter which she 
 wrote me after my husband died in 1915 in which she 
 said that he and 1 had been kind to her " particularly 
 in the long-ago days when I, not so very young, but so 
 very raw, was keeping house for papa and came with 
 him into this strange, unknown, and uncharted 
 world of London.'' We had done little enough, and it 
 was very nice of her to preserve such a recollection for 
 over a quarter of a century. 
 
 Next year when Mr. Chamberlain stayed with us he 
 had married the charming Miss Endicott, now Mrs. 
 Carnegie, but I shall have more to say of them both 
 later on.
 
 DEPARTURE FOR INDIA 145 
 
 I must now record some recollectious of the first 
 of our three visits to India. 
 
 The idea of such a journey arose from my seeing 
 Mr. Robert Bourke in a hansom as I was driving late in 
 the season of 1886. He waved to me and I stopped 
 to hear what lie had to say. " I want to talk to you 
 and Jersey," said he. " Very well," I said ; "comedown 
 to Osterley and you will find us both at such a time." 
 It was accordingly arranged, and he told us that Lord 
 Salisbury had offered him the Government of Madras. 
 He was somewhat upset, as he had been Under-Secre- 
 tary for Foreign Affairs when Lord Salisbury was 
 Secretary of State for that Department, and when the 
 latter became Prime Minister Mr. Bourke thought that 
 he ought to have had higher promotion, and regarded 
 this offer rather as exile. However, on talking it all over 
 he began to paint the gubernatorial glories in more 
 roseate hues, and my husband and I both recommended 
 him to accept, as we neither of us thouglit in our hearts 
 that he was likely to attain Cabinet rank in England. 
 Then he said, " If I go, will you come out and stay 
 with me ? " It was a new but attractive project, and 
 we gave a provisional promise which we fulfilled in the 
 autumn of 1888. My parents undertook to keep an 
 eye on the younger children and to have them at Stone- 
 leigh for part of our absence— it was arranged that 
 Villiers should join us when his Christmas holidays 
 began, and tiie Eton authorities consented that he 
 should miss the following term as it was thouglit that 
 India would be equally educational. We accordingly 
 took our passages on the P. and (). Arcadia, which left 
 Marseilles on Friday, October 2Gth. My brother Dudley 
 and Mr. Charles BuUer sailed in the same ship, which 
 wa.s u new one and had iinpruvements then reckoned
 
 146 VOYAGE TO INDIA [ch. vii 
 
 very novel. For instance, it had electric light, which 
 had not yet been installed in all the P. and 0. fleet. 
 There were about 240 first-class passengers — some enter- 
 taining ones among them, including Sir Samuel and 
 Lady Baker, Captain Hext, who was Director of Indian 
 Marine, and Mr. and Mrs. Gerard Leigh. In the second 
 saloon was the theosophist Colonel Olcott — an odd 
 mixture of philanthropy and humbug — but discussions 
 with him often served to pass the time. One was not 
 allowed to ask a second-saloon passenger for meals, but 
 we had permission for him to come and talk to us, and 
 also to give two theosophical lectures in the first-class 
 saloon. I shall have more to say of him at Madras — 
 but the inner meaning of theosophy is so often discussed 
 that I insert here the way in which he presented it as I 
 noted in my journal after one of his lectures given when 
 we were nearing Port Said : 
 
 " Colonel Olcott gave a lecture on the Theosophical 
 Society of which he is President. The Society has its 
 headquarters in Madras " (N.B. — really at Adyar near 
 Madras) " and has three chief objects — Universal 
 Brotherhood, Study of ancient oriental texts, Investi- 
 gation of hidden psychical forces. It admits ftiembers 
 of any religion, but requires universal toleration. Prac- 
 tically its own tenets are Buddhist, that being rather a 
 philosophy than a religion. It professes, however, to 
 assist its members to the better comprehension of the 
 esoteric or underlying significations of their respective 
 religions." 
 
 Colonel Olcott himself was a Buddhist, and moreover 
 laid claim to certain powers of healing, which I should 
 imagine, in so far as they were effectual, were a kind of 
 faith healing ; he went beyond M. Coue, as he declared 
 that he had healed a blind man ! Mrs. Gerard Leigh
 
 COL. OLCOTT AND PROF. MAX ^lULLER U7 
 
 gravely asked hiin one day whetlier he could give her 
 something to protect her against spooks, as she often 
 had to stay in a house which she believed to be haunted. 
 " Give me something you are accustomed to wear," he 
 said, and she handed him a ring. He stared at it, and 
 said, " If you could see — you would see two rays " 
 (blue rays 1 think he said) " going from my eyes into this 
 ring." "" What will it do ? " she asked.' " Well," was 
 the answer, " it will be like a hand laid on your head to 
 protect you." If she remembered it next time a spook 
 was about, I feel sure that it was most effectual. " Your 
 ring," he said to one of us, " came out of a jeweller's 
 shop — mine came out of a rose," and told us a pleasing 
 legend of how his sister held a rose and Madame Blavat- 
 sky conjured a ring out of it. 
 
 He had very exalted philanthropic views, and long 
 afterwards, when he was in England, Professor Max 
 Miiller told me that he had said to him, " Colonel Olcott, 
 with all your fine ideas for doing good how can you lend 
 yourself to that nonsense of broken tea-cups and so 
 on ? " " And," continued Max Miiller, " he looked 
 down through his funny blue spectacles and answered, 
 * All religions must be manured ' — which surely gave 
 away the whole show." 
 
 Colonel Olcott was extremely anxious to enlist me as 
 a member of the Theosophical Society, assuring me 
 that he only wanted my signature to a document 
 which he would keep privately, " not for publication." 
 What good it would do him in that case is not 
 very apparent, but tlie net was spread in vain in 
 the sight of the bird as far as I was concerned. Years 
 afterwards he reappeared at Sydney and renewed iiia 
 appeal in tiie following pathetic — but still unsuc- 
 cessful —verses :
 
 148 VOYAGE TO INDIA [ch. vii 
 
 " To our Lady of Leigh 
 
 Only a paper. Sign : I entreat you, 
 
 A very short paper, Bishops will greet you. 
 
 An innocent paper, Clergy beseech you. 
 
 My lady, to sign, Lady, to join 
 
 Expressing your int'rest. This league confratemal 
 
 Your broad-minded int'rest, To seek the eternal — 
 
 Your psychical int'rest, Not the infernal — • 
 
 In this work of mine. Basis of truth ! 
 
 H. S. 0." 
 
 Sydney, 7th May 1891. 
 
 Another, still more generally interesting, fellow- 
 voyager on • the Arcadia was, as already mentioned. Sir 
 Samuel Baker, who, with his intrepid wife, was making 
 one of his frequent journeys to India. He enlivened 
 many hours which might have proved tedious by 
 stories of his African adventures, and was always sur- 
 rounded by an interested circle of listeners. He told 
 how on his expedition to the sources of the White Nile 
 he had met two tattered figures which proved to be 
 Speke and Grant coming back from tracing that part 
 of the river which flowed from the Victoria Nyanza. 
 They urged him to continue his undertaking as they 
 said that if he also found the source he was seeking 
 " England will have done it " — and she did. He asked 
 them to come into his camp — but they hung back — and 
 when he asked why they explained that they heard he 
 had Mrs. Baker with him, and were in such rags that 
 they did not like to present themselves before a lady ! 
 Nevertheless they were induced not to treat the 
 desert like a London drawing-room, and the lady 
 laughed and mended their clothes for them. Sir 
 Samuel loved to tell stories of his wife's heroism and 
 self-possession in more than one critical juncture. With 
 all her adventures she had remained a very simple and 
 charming woman.
 
 .SIR SAMUEL BAKER 149 
 
 When we were passing the Arabian Coast of the Gulf 
 of Suez Sir Samuel Baker pointed out Mount Sinai, 
 though some people pretend that you can only see 
 its whereabouts — not the Mountain itself. He told us 
 a great deal of Moses' adventures — from Josephus, I 
 believe — but he also said that he himself had seen all 
 the Plagues of Egypt, though he said that for " lice " 
 one should read " ticks " ! We asked how about the 
 Darkness ? He said he had been in a Khamsin wind 
 when for twenty minutes you could not see the flame of 
 a candle close by ; and as for the " first-born," when 
 plague or cholera swept ofE families they only cared 
 about the first-born, the second- or third-born did not 
 count. He and Lady Baker were also very amusing 
 about the visits to Egypt of the Princess of Wales and 
 the Empress Eugenie respectively. 
 
 We had a mild excitement in the Gulf of Aden when 
 a man played the " Boulanger " hymn during dinner. 
 No one now would recognise the " Boulanger " hymn, 
 as the hero of the black horse is forgotten, but then 
 the Germans hissed and the French applauded. The 
 captain was appealed to, and sent word to " tell the 
 man to stop that noise " — a message which the steward 
 delivered too accurately to please the performer ! 
 
 I do not describe any of the sights which we saw 
 either at the Ports or at sea, much as they thrilled such 
 unaccustomed oriental travellers as ourselves. Most 
 people now are familiar with the voyage either from 
 personal experience or from oral or written descrip- 
 tions. I have made it several times since, and, bad 
 sailor as I am, only wisli 1 were young enough to under- 
 take it again. Our cicerones treated us mercifully, but 
 I believe some greenhorns are not so fortunate. 1 heard 
 of one youth who was warned in advance that the 
 11
 
 150 VOYAGE TO INDIA [ch. vii 
 
 sailors and others were sure to try to take Mm in. 
 He was told several facts concerning the places and 
 people which they passed — these he absolutely refused 
 to believe. At last someone pointed out rocks in the 
 sea near Suez and said, " Those are the wheels of 
 Pharaoh's chariots."' " Ah, that I know is true," said 
 the youth, " for it's in the Bible." 
 
 We arrived at Bombay on the morning of November 
 10th, and were as delighted as are most visitors with the 
 glitter and glow of the city with its swarming and varied 
 population. The Yacht Club was a cool and pleasant 
 resort — and we visited the Arab horse-market, the 
 Towers of Silence, and other well known sights. Parti- 
 cularly were we impressed with the curious Caverns on 
 the Island of Elephanta, with the gigantic figures carved 
 in high relief. Few could help being awed by the three 
 immense heads joined together in the Central Division 
 of the great Central Hall, representing Brahma, Siva, 
 and Vishnu. I was specially interested in the designs 
 representing the story of the favourite Hindu deity 
 Ganpati or Ganesha. You see the marriage of his 
 parents Siva and Parvati, his birth, and a battle among 
 the gods and demons in the course of which he had his 
 head cut off. His irate mother substituted an ele- 
 phant's head and declared that she, the Mother of 
 Nature, would upset everything unless gods and men 
 worshipped him in this guise — and he now appears as 
 God of Wisdom. Another version is that Siva himself 
 cut off his son's head, mistaking him for an intruder in 
 his mother's apartments. However that may be, the 
 lower class of Hindu have adopted him as a favourite 
 deity, and we were told of a great festival in February 
 when they flock to the Caves with offerings of coco-nuts, 
 rice, and leaves.
 
 MAHABLESHWAR 151 
 
 Our travellmg-companion Captain Hext was most 
 kind to us in Bombay, and a Parsee, Mr. Allbless, 
 showed us something of the life of that community. 
 
 From Bombay, after a night at Poona, we went to 
 Mahableshwar to stay with our kind friends, Lord and 
 Lady Reay, he being at that time Governor of the 
 Bombay Presidency. We left the train at Wathar 
 and a drive of about five hours through magnificent 
 scenery brought us to our destination soon after seven 
 in the evening of November 14th. We were greatly 
 struck by the huge square-topped mountains towering 
 in giant terraces above fertile, well-watered valleys. 
 The soil was generally deep brown or deep red. As 
 darkness came on we saw quantities of fire-flies amongst 
 the luxuriant vegetation. Next morning the view 
 from the house across the valley to a gigantic square- 
 topped mountain beyond was so dazzling as almost 
 to take away one's breath. Few things are so im- 
 pressive as to arrive after dark at an unknown dwelling, 
 and to awaken in the morning to a new world of glorious 
 scenery quivering in sunshine and colour. I recall 
 two instances of the same awaking to the joy of natural 
 beauty previously unsuspected — once at GlengarifE 
 and once at Mahableshwar. The soft radiance of 
 Southern Ireland was verv different from the almost 
 violent colouring of Lidia, but the sudden delight was 
 the same. 
 
 We spent a very happy six days at Mahableshwar 
 and saw all sorts of interesting people and places, 
 including the haunts of the great Mahratta Chieftain 
 Sivaji. Our introduction to Indian hill life could not 
 have been made under pleasanter auspices nor with 
 kinder hosts. 
 
 The Duke of Conuauglit was then Commander-in-
 
 152 VOYAGE TO INDIA [ch. vii 
 
 Chief of the Bombay Presidency troops. H.E.H. and 
 the Duchess lived near the Reays, and they were also 
 very good to us. Lady Patricia Ramsay was then a 
 most attractive little girl of two years old. The older 
 children were in England. The Duke, here as elsewhere, 
 had a great reputation as a soldier. 
 
 When we visited Pertab Ghur, one of Sivaji's thirty- 
 one mountain fortresses, we w^ere told with amazement 
 that the Duke and his officers had lately brought a 
 battery of mule artillery up the steep hill leading thereto. 
 This fort had an arched gateway almost concealed 
 in the hill- side, with a door covered with iron spikes. 
 About fifty people live in the fort, and when they saw 
 the battery approaching they took the soldiers for 
 dacoits and shut the gates against them. 
 
 One visitor to Lord and Lady Reay while we were 
 with them was the Aga Khan, since so widely known, but 
 then a boy of about thirteen who was brought by his 
 uncle to pay his respects to the Governor. The story 
 of his ancestry as told to me at the time was as follows. 
 Some generations ago a Hindu announced a tenth 
 Avatar, or Incarnation, of Vishnu, and persuaded a 
 number of people to give him offerings for the Avatar. 
 At last, however, the devotees became tired of parting 
 with their goods for an unseen deity and insisted that 
 the Avatar should be shown to his disciples. The 
 Hindu agreed, and selected a deputation of two hundred, 
 whom he conducted on a sort of pilgrimage through 
 Northern India seeking for a suitable representative 
 who would consent to play the required part. At last 
 they reached the borders of Persia, and there he heard 
 of a holy man belonging to the then Royal Family 
 who would, he thought, fulfil all the requirements. 
 Before introducing his followers he contrived a private
 
 H.H. THE AGA KHAN 163 
 
 interview with the Imaun (as I believe he was called) 
 and offered to hand over to him all the disciples and 
 their future offerings if he would assume the character 
 of an Avatar and pretend to have received those already 
 given. The Princely Saint consented on condition 
 that the Hindu believers should become Mohammedans 
 — no doubt this wholesale conversion to the true faith 
 overcame any scruples which he may have felt con- 
 cerning the requisite trivial deception. Thus arose 
 the sect of the Khojahs, Hindu — or at least Indian — 
 Mohammedans, acknowledging the spiritual headship 
 of this Persian Avatar and his descendants. Some 
 say that this Imaun was one of the tribe or order of 
 the Assassins of whom the Old Man of the Mountains 
 was chief in the time of the Crusades. It was declared 
 that each head of Aga Khan's family was assassinated 
 in turn, and that his life would be sacrificed in due 
 course to make way for his successor. However, I 
 hope that is not true, as I have known him for over 
 thirty years and saw him very much alive not long 
 ago. 
 
 When we met at Mahableshwar he was a stout youth 
 with dark eyes and hair and a very composed manner. 
 His father, who had died before our interview, did not 
 want the boy in childhood to know of his semi-divine 
 character as he justly thought that it would not be 
 very good for him, but the boy was too acute to be kept 
 in the dark. His mother was a Persiaji princess, and 
 he is immensely rich from offerings made to himself 
 and his ancestors. Even in boyhood he was called 
 " His Highness," that title having been given him in 
 1896 — but the rank and salute of a chief of the Bombay 
 Presidency was not granted till 1910, as he is not a 
 territorial ])rince, but owes his wealth and immense
 
 154 VOYAGE TO INDIA [ch. vii 
 
 influence to the large numbers both, in India and Zanzi- 
 bar who acknowledge his spiritual sway. 
 
 We were told that he sometimes had a milk bath 
 and that his followers were then allowed to drink the 
 milk in Hvhich he had bathed ! Lord Reav asked 
 whether he would have to fast in Ramadan, but he said 
 not till he was fifteen. I asked what was done to people 
 if they did not keep the fast. He said nothing in India, 
 but in Persia the Moollahs beat defaulters. 
 
 When Aga Khan grew up he managed to reconcile 
 his followers to the orthodox Mohammedan faith. He 
 traces his descent from Mohammed's son-in-law Ali. 
 What his private religious views may have been is 
 impossible to say ; I should think he was really a Mo- 
 hammedan, but considered it necessary to allow his 
 followers to regard him as semi-divine. He was supposed 
 in after vears to have said to his friends that he could 
 drink wine if he liked because his devotees were made 
 to believe that his throat was so holy that it changed 
 to water on touching it — and he added that " being a 
 god was not all beer and skittles \ " I must say that 
 when he sat near me at dinner at Osterley he did not 
 drink wine. lie was once dining there when in England 
 for King Edward's coronation, and I told him that the 
 Sikh High-Priest was reported to have said that he 
 did not like to be mixed up with " these secular persons" 
 and wanted to hold the robe of the Archbishop of 
 Canterbury on the occasion. Aga Khan comically 
 protested against such an invasion of his ecclesiastical 
 status, and said in that case he should complain to the 
 King and go back to India ! 
 
 From Mahableshwar a journey of two days and a 
 night brought us to Hyderabad (Deccan) — where we 
 stayed at the Residency with the Acting-Resident
 
 RACES AT HYDERABAD 155 
 
 Mr. Howell and his wife. We were enchanted with 
 Hyderabad — a real typical Native State and extra- 
 ordinarily picturesque. We saw various interesting 
 examples of native life and tradition both in the 
 pauses on our journey and from the train. As we 
 drew near Hyderabad there were numbers of im- 
 mense syenite stones piled on each other or scattered 
 over the plain. Legend says that when Rama was 
 pursuing the giant Ravana who had carried off Siva 
 he enlisted the aid of the monkey-god Hanuman and 
 his army to make a bridge to Ceylon. The monkeys 
 carried rocks from the Himalayas, but not unnaturally 
 became pretty tired by the time they reached the 
 Deccan and let a good many fall, which may still 
 be seen scattered about. 
 
 Hyderabad is largely Mohammedan, and the Nizam 
 has a considerable army, including a regiment of negro 
 cavalry and a good many Arabs. We were fortunate 
 in seeing a race-meeting the day after our arrival, and 
 this gathering of natives in all their variety of costume 
 and colour was dazzling to our unaccustomed eyes. The 
 populace swarmed in the trees and clustered round 
 the boundary of the course, but even more brilliant 
 were the garments of the native nobles and gentlemen 
 who walked about in the ring and gathered in the grand- 
 stand. They wore long coats of every conceivable hue 
 and of rich materials, flowered red and green and g(jld 
 silk, purple velvet or embroidered white, with gold- 
 worked belts, i)right turbans, and sometimes swords. 
 There were little boys gaily dressed like their fathers, 
 riders in while muslin with black and gold turbans, 
 on prancing horses with tails dyed i)ink, others carryijig 
 little flags at the end of spears; Aral)s of the Nizam's 
 bodyguard with high boot^ and green, red, dark-blue.
 
 156 VOYAGE TO INDIA [ch. vii 
 
 and gold costumes and striped floating round their 
 heads, and the Nizam's syces in yellow and blue. 
 
 The Nizam himself, an effete individual, had a red 
 fez, a pearl watch-chain, and dazzling emerald rings, 
 but was otherwise in European dress. Around him 
 were the gentlemen of his Court, salaaming to him and 
 to each other with strictly Oriental etiquette, and 
 mingled with them English officers, ladies and civilians. 
 Flags were flying surmounted by the Union Jack, and 
 a band played, ending up with " God save the Queen." 
 The jockeys were some English and some native, the 
 owners English, Parsee, and Mohammedan. 
 
 A hot Indian sun made the scene glow with golden 
 warmth during the afternoon and with rosy pink as it 
 set in the evening with the unexpected rapidity which 
 is almost startling until use has made it familiar. I 
 was talking a few days later to an Indian gentleman 
 about his visit to England, and he said what he did not 
 like was the light, which interfered with his sleeping. 
 Light is the last thing of which I should have expected 
 England to be accused, but there is in India no great 
 variety in the length of night and day all the year 
 round, so my friend was unaccustomed to the very 
 early dawn of an English summer day. Not long ago 
 I heard of an English coachman employed in America. 
 He, on being asked his opinion of the States, said he 
 did not like two things — they had no twilight and said 
 the Lord's Prayer wrong (i.e. ** Who art " instead of 
 " Which art "). It is difficult to satisfy the physical 
 and theological prejudices of an alien in any land. 
 
 Jersey had been introduced to the Nizam the day 
 following our arrival ; I made his acquaintance at the 
 races, but found him singularly lacking in animation. 
 The only occasion on which I saw him aroused to any-
 
 H.H. THE NIZAM OF HYDERABAD 157 
 
 thiiig like interest was when we went to the Palace to 
 see his jewels. He had wonderful strings of pearls and 
 emeralds, something like a tiara of diamonds for the 
 front of a turban, large single diamonds in rings, one 
 remarkable ruby engraved with the seals of the Moghul 
 emperors, and an uncut diamond valued at £720,000 
 which was as uninteresting to look at as a pebble picked 
 up on a beach. If I recollect rightly that diamond 
 afterwards played a part in a lawsuit. Jersey said 
 something about black pearls, which he happened to 
 admire. The Nizam did not appear to notice the re- 
 mark, which was translated to him, but presently 
 made a slight sign, and with the ghost of a smile pro- 
 duced a little calico bag from which he extracted a 
 couple of these gems. 
 
 Poor man — he had four thousand women shut up in 
 his Zenana. That included his father's wives and 
 women servants as well as his own. Every woman 
 who becomes his wife begins with a monthly pension 
 of 35 rupees, which can, of course, be increased by his 
 favour. There was a story going when we were at 
 Hyderabad that the women had, shortly before, inveigled 
 the Nizam into the depths of the Zenana and given him 
 a good flogging ! No doubt strange things may happen 
 in remote apartments where no male except eunuchs 
 may ent^r. The present Nizam is, I believe, an en- 
 lightened and loyal ruler. 
 
 The City of Hyderabad was about eight miles in 
 circumference, and as a quarter was occupied by the 
 Nizam's palatial buildings there was room and to 
 spare both for ladies and Court officials. The Nizam 
 is of course semi-independent, but the Jiritish Govern- 
 ment exercises the ultimate control. Fortunately, 
 though the Nizam did not shine intellectually, he had
 
 158 VOYAGE TO INDIA [ch. vii 
 
 some very intelligent Ministers, notably Sir Salar Jung, 
 who exercised the chief control, and the very enlightened 
 Director of Education, Syed Hossain Bilgrami, who with 
 his brother Seyd Ali had originally come from Bengal 
 and contrived to establish an intellectual standard 
 distinctly superior to that of many Native States. 
 Amongst other things Syed Hossain had set up a Zenana 
 School for " purdah " girls of the upper classes, which 
 was at that time quite a new experiment in India. When 
 we saw it the head mistress was a Mrs. Littledale, a 
 Christian Hindu lady married to an Englishman. The 
 main idea was that the young ladies should be suffi- 
 ciently educated to be real companions to the men 
 whom they were ultimately to marry. One of the 
 pupils on the occasion of our visit was a cousin of the 
 Bilgramis engaged to one of Syed Hossain's sons. The 
 young man in question was then at Oxford, and under- 
 stood to be anxious for the education of his ladv-love. 
 The whole question of the higher education of Indian 
 women, particularly of those of the upper classes, 
 bristles with difficulties. It has much advanced in 
 the thirty-three years which have elapsed since our 
 first visit to Hyderabad, but the problems have not 
 yet been by any means completely solved. If young 
 women are educated up to anything like a European 
 standard they can hardly fail to be discontented with 
 continuous seclusion. On the other hand, if they are 
 allowed to come out of purdah and to mix freely with 
 others of both sexes they will be looked down upon by 
 large sections of the community, and in many cases, 
 particularly among the ruling families, it will be difficult 
 to arrange suitable marriages for them. One sometimes 
 wonders whether such complete freedom as prevails in 
 Western and Northern lands has been altogether bene-
 
 PURDAH LADIES 159 
 
 ficial to their women, and the climate of India might 
 make unrestrained intercourse even more difficult. 
 However, Parsee women are not secluded, nor are the 
 women of the quite low Indian castes. 
 
 As far as I could make out, opinions differed among the 
 ladies themselves as to whether they should or should 
 not prefer to come out of purdah. Some certainly 
 considered that for husbands to allow it would be to 
 show that they did not properly value their wives. For 
 instance, the Nizam's aide-de-camp All Bey, a very 
 active, intelligent soldier, told us that he would not 
 at all mind his wife seeing men or going about, but 
 that she would not wish it. On one occasion when the 
 fort at Secunderabad was brilliantly illuminated with 
 electric lights for some festivity he offered to drive 
 her out late, when the people had gone, to see the 
 effect, but she declined. On the other hand, when we 
 dined with the Financial Secretary Mehdi Ali, and the 
 ladies went afterwards into an inner drawing-room to 
 see Mrs. Mehdi Ali, she rather pathetically said to me 
 in perfect English : " I cannot go to call upon you, 
 Lady Jersey. I am not a woman, but a bird in a cage," 
 It seemed rather absurd that she should be secluded, 
 for she was evidently highly educated, and I understood 
 read French as well as English. Her costume was 
 somewhat interesting. Most of the Moslem ladies wore 
 trousers and were enveloped in a sari. Mrs. Mehdi Ali 
 had a gorgeous brocade garment specially designed by 
 Howell (k, James, which at a casual glance looked like 
 an ordinary gown but somehow embraced a " divided 
 skirt." 
 
 1 liad an amusing breakfast with the sisters of Sir 
 Salar Jung and his brother the Muiiir-ul-Mulk. We had 
 dined the previous evening at a gorgeous banquet with
 
 160 VOYAGE TO INDIA [ch. vii 
 
 the brothers, and the ladies of the party, including 
 Lady Gal way, Mrs. Howell, and five others, were in- 
 vited for eleven o'clock the following morning to the 
 Zenana in the same Palace. Of course brothers may 
 be present with their sisters. With a truly Oriental 
 disregard of time the Munir appeared about 11.25, the 
 ladies still later. The Munir was attired in an azure 
 blue coat embroidered with silver. The materials of 
 the most gorgeous men's coats were imported from Paris 
 — and their fezes chiefly came from Lincoln & Bennett's 
 in London. 
 
 As for the ladies, they generally wore stockings and 
 over them long drawers or breeches, fitting tightly to the 
 lower part of the leg and very full above. They had 
 jackets and voluminous scarves called " chuddars." I 
 believe the breeches were sewn on ! One of the sisters 
 wore yellow as a prevailing colour, and had bare arms 
 and feet. The other had a magnificent gold embroi- 
 dered crimson velvet jacket, a green chuddar, and pink 
 stockings. These ladies were both married, but the 
 husband of one was in a lunatic asylum. There was 
 also present a female cousin, bub she, being a widow, 
 was all in white and wore no jewels except one or two 
 armlets. 
 
 Our breakfast was spread on a long table under the 
 colonnade where we had dined the previous night. We 
 had then sat on chairs at a regular dining -table, but 
 this was only raised a few inches from the ground 
 and we sat on the floor, which was covered with a 
 white cloth. The table was thickly covered with 
 piled-up dishes containing principally all kinds of curry 
 and rice cooked in different ways. Water was the 
 main drink, but anyone who liked could ask for coffee. 
 Everyone had plates, and the Englishwomen were
 
 BREAKFAST IN A ZENANA 161 
 
 provided with spoons and forks, but the Indian ladies 
 ate (very tidily) with their fingers, over which attendants 
 poured water after breakfast. The two sisters (half- 
 sisters really) sat side by side, and laughed and chattered 
 incessantly. Miss White, a lady doctor who was 
 present, interpreted anything they had to say, but 
 they were just meriy, talkative children with no real 
 interest in anything beyond their clothes, food, and 
 jewels. Miss White said that they knew, and taught 
 their children, nothing. I should say that they were 
 the most ignorant of all the native ladies whom I have 
 met in India, but certainly not the least happy, and 
 apparently quite contented.
 
 CHAPTER VIII 
 
 MADRAS, CALCUTTA, AND BENARES 
 
 From Hyderabad we went to Madras to fulfil our 
 proraise of paying a visit to Mr. Bourke, who had now 
 become Lord Connemara. We stayed there for over 
 three weeks and became much interested in the Presi- 
 dency. Being rather remote from the usual routes of 
 visitors it is perhaps less known, and has been called 
 the " Benighted Presidency,'' but many of the natives 
 are exceptionally intelligent, and there appears to be 
 more opportunity than in some other parts of India of 
 seeing the Hindu faith in working order and less affected 
 than elsewhere by the influence of the Mohammedan 
 conquerors. Lord Connemara's Private Secretary, Mr. 
 Rees (afterwards Sir John Rees, so sadly killed by 
 falling from a train) was very kind in securing two 
 Brahmins of different varieties of the Hindu faith to 
 come and talk to me and explain their views — ^both 
 spoke excellent English. One was a Munshi who 
 belonged to the " Advaita " sect, which holds that 
 everything is part of the Divinity ; the other — an 
 ascetic — held a refined form of what is called the " Sank- 
 hya " philosophy, which presupposes eternal matter 
 with which the Eternal Mind unites itself. After all, 
 such fine drawn distinctions are quite congenial to the 
 spirit of the early Gnostics, the Schoolmen of the 
 Middle Ages, and even to Christians of to-day who are 
 ready to start fresh communities from differences on 
 
 162
 
 BRAHMTX PHILOSOPHERS 163 
 
 tenets which seem to the ordinary mind without practical 
 bearing on the Two Great Commandments. 
 
 To return to my Brahmin friends. Both those here 
 mentioned and others to whom I have spoken claim a 
 faith certainly different from the vast mass of the 
 Indian peoples. They claim to believe in One God, and 
 Bay that all proceed from Him and that all effort should 
 be directed to reabsorption into Him. Good acts tend 
 to this result by the gradual purification in successive 
 incarnations of " Karma.'' which may perhaps be de- 
 scribed as the residuum of unconquered passions and 
 unexpiated sins after death. When the Munshi was 
 explaining this theory of upward progress Mr. Rees 
 asked him what happened to devil-worshippers and such 
 like out-caste races. " They go to hell," was the prompt 
 reply. Observing my look of surprise, Ramiah hastened 
 to add, " Oh, we have plenty of hells, twenty, thirty, 
 forty '' — evidently thinking that I was astounded not 
 at the sweeping perdition of his countrymen, but at 
 the probably overcrowded condition of the infernal 
 regions. 
 
 Shiva, Vishnu, and the other gods and goddesses 
 adored by the populace were regarded by the illuminati 
 as embodiments of various divine attributes, or incar- 
 nations to reveal tlie divine will and to deliver men from 
 evil. There seemed no unwillingness to accept Christ 
 in some such way as this. As one said to me, " I do 
 not know His history as well as I know my own sacred 
 books, but if what is told of Him is true, I believe that 
 he must have been a saint, if not a Divine Incarnation." 
 Another thought that each race had its own revelation. 
 
 We," he said, " have Krishna, you have Christ. You 
 say that your Christ was crucified — our Krishna was 
 shot."
 
 164 MADRAS, CALCUTTA, AND BENARES [ch. viii 
 
 To an inquiry why if their own faith was so elevated 
 they left the masses to idol- worship I had the crushing 
 reply : '' Ignorant people and females cannot at once 
 comprehend the universal presence. We teach them 
 first that God is in the image — so He is, for He is every- 
 where — and from that we go on to explain that He 
 pervades the universe." I asked my ascetic friend, 
 Parthasaradi, whether in that case they might find the 
 deity in the leg of a table — to which he retorted with 
 Tyndairs views about the mutability of atoms, from 
 which he deduced that being everywhere He was 
 certainly also in the leg of the table — and he cited 
 Roman Catholic teaching on his side as justifying 
 idol- worship. Parthasaradi had a marvellous store of 
 quotations from Tyndall, Leibnitz, Matthew Arnold, 
 and others at his fingers' ends. He kindly said that if 
 I were as good as my creed he would be satisfied, and 
 hoped that I would be content if he were as good as 
 his. He had catechised Mr. Rees about me before he 
 would condescend to talk to me, as he did not think 
 that " European females " were generally sufficiently 
 interested in Hindu religion to make them worthy of 
 his expositions. He had been a Vakil of the High 
 Court, but had given up his position to embrace an 
 ascetic life, and had devoted his property to founding 
 a library, only reserving enough for himself and his 
 wife to live upon. His wife had become a sort of nun. 
 He was a curious-looking man with long shaggy black 
 hair and very white teeth — rather handsome. His 
 costume consisted of a cotton dhoti (cloth) of doubtful 
 whiteness wrapped round his legs and a green shawl 
 twisted about his body. There is no doubt that he 
 was very earnest in his faith in the Almighty, and I 
 was really touched by his appeal one day to Mr. Rees,
 
 FAITH OF EDUCATED HINDUS 165 
 
 who chanced to be present at a visit which he paid me. 
 Mr. Rees told him that he was so eloquent that he 
 almost converted him to the need for greater religion. 
 Whereupon said the ascetic, with evident emotion : 
 " Why don't you come at once ? You need not wait 
 for an invitation as to a Governor's hreal:fa,<t." He 
 spoke just like a member of the Salvation Army, and 
 I am sure with an equally genuine feeling. It would 
 be absurd to generalise from a superficial acquaintance 
 with India, but it seemed to me from conversation with 
 these and other educated Indians that, while quite 
 willing to accept the high Christian morality and also 
 to profit from the education in Christian schools, work- 
 ing out a man's own salvation appealed to them more 
 than the doctrine of Atonement. 
 
 The Dewan Rao Behadur Kanta Chunder, a highly 
 intelligent man whom we met later on at Jeypore, allowed 
 that the Atonement was his stumbling-block. He 
 had been educated in a Mission School and had a great 
 respect and affection for the Principal, but he was not 
 a professing Christian. He said that he believed in 
 one God, but was obliged to continue Shiva-worship 
 to please his mother. I hope that he received the same 
 dispensation as Naaman ! He further said that he 
 believed in the transmigration of souls, but thought 
 that all spirits would ultimately return to the Great 
 Spirit whence they came. 
 
 I asked this Dewan about a point on which T was 
 curious — namely, whether as a child, before he came 
 under Mission influence, his Hindu faith had a practical 
 influence on his daily conduct. " Oh, yes," he said ; 
 " if I did anything wrong I was quite frightened of the 
 images of the gods in the house " — so I suppose they 
 have a real effect, but no one seemed to think that 
 12
 
 166 IMADRAS, CALCUTTA, AND BENARES [ch. viii 
 
 anything made the native Indian truthful ! However, 
 it is to be feared that with the majority even of Christians 
 truth is not a primary virtue. 
 
 To return to Madras and our adventures there. I do 
 not attempt descriptions of the cities or scenery which 
 we visited. Much as we enjoyed such sights, they 
 are fully described in guide books, and I keep to our 
 personal experiences. The length of our visit to Madras 
 was partly due to unfortunate circumstances which it 
 is unnecessary to detail at length, though they have 
 since in broad outline become public property. Briefly, 
 shortly after our arrival Lady Connemara, who had 
 been staying at Ootacamund, arrived at Government 
 House accompanied by the doctor and one of the staff. 
 The following day she migrated to an hotel just as a 
 large dinner-party was arriving, and we had to conceal 
 her absence on plea of indisposition. 
 
 After several days' absence and much negotiation 
 she consented to return — but Lord Connemara implored 
 us to remain while she was away, and even after she 
 came back, to help him look after his guests, particularly 
 some who came to stay in the house. We were rather 
 amused, when later on we visited the Prendergasts 
 at Baroda, to discover that Sir Harry Prendergast 
 and his daughters, who had stayed at Government House 
 in the midst of the trouble, had never discovered 
 that Lady Connemara was not there, but thought that 
 she was ill in her own rooms all the time ! I cannot 
 help thinking that some of us must have been rather 
 like the policeman before the magistrate of whom the 
 cabman said " I won't go for to say that the gentleman 
 is telling a lie, but he handles the truth rather care- 
 lessly." I fear that we must have handled the truth 
 rather carelessly.
 
 THEOSOPHISTS AT ADYAR 167 
 
 Fortunately the native servants could not speak 
 English, and the better class natives in the city behaved 
 extraordinarily well in wishing to keep things quiet 
 as far as possible. Anyhow, Lady Connemara came 
 back for a time, and ultimatelv — some time in the 
 following year, I think — returned to England. The 
 end, as is well known, was a divorce. She married 
 the doctor, and Lord Connemara a rich widow — a 
 Mrs. Coleman. They are all dead now and the causes 
 of dispute do not matter ; they may be summed up 
 with the old formula, " Faults on both sides." 
 
 The delay was rather tiresome for us, as we had 
 planned to get to Calcutta well before Christmas, but 
 on the other hand it enabled us to see a good deal that 
 we could not have done in the short time which we 
 had originally destined to the Presidency, and Lord 
 Connemara and his staff did everything for our enter-, 
 tainment. 
 
 Among other excursions we had an amusing visit 
 to our ship acquaintance. Colonel Olcott, at the head- 
 quarters, or Library, of the Theosophical Society at 
 Adyar. Adyar is a pretty place, and there are nice 
 shady drives near it with banyan, tamarind, and other 
 trees. As we approached we saw a large bungalow 
 on the top of a small hill, and noticed a number of 
 people seated in the verandah. It was evident that 
 they saw us from their elevation, but it did not seem 
 to have struck them that we could also see them from 
 below. When we arrived at the door everyone had 
 di.sappeared except Colonel Olcott, who was seated in 
 an attitude of abstraction, but jumped up holding out 
 his hands and expressing great pleasure at our visit. 
 
 We were taken into a long hall, liung round with 
 the shields of the various theosophical Lodges in
 
 168 MADRAS, CALCUTTA, AND BENARES [ch. viii 
 
 India and elsewhere. There were several rooms, 
 and as we were shown into them the people whom we 
 had seen on the verandah were either " discovered " 
 or " entered " like actors on a stage, and duly intro- 
 duced : "A Russian Countess " — the " Countess of 
 Jersey " ; "a Japanese nobleman " — the " Earl of 
 Jersey." We were shown the doors of Kathiawar 
 wood rather well carved, and beyond there was a kind 
 of Sanctuary with two large paintings of Mahatmas 
 behind doors like those of a Roman Catholic altar- 
 piece. I believe that it was behind those doors that 
 Madame Blavatsky was supposed to have performed a 
 miracle with broken tea-cups, but I am not clear as to 
 details and Colonel Olcott was too cute to attempt 
 to foist the story upon us. What he did tell us was that 
 the artist Schmiechen painted the Mahatmas without 
 having seen them, implying some kind of inspiration. 
 We happened to know Schmiechen, as he had painted 
 several of our family, so when we were back in England 
 I remarked that I had seen the pictures which he had 
 painted without having seen the subjects. " Yes," 
 said he, " but I had very good photographs of them ! " 
 Olcott told us that he intended to have portraits 
 of the Founders of all religions in this Sanctuary, but 
 so far the only companion of the Mahatmas was a 
 photograph of Paracelsus. He, however, produced 
 another photograph from somewhere and bade me 
 prepare to respect a bishop. The bishop proved to 
 be black ! Poor Olcott ! He made another attempt 
 to convert me while at Madras by lending me copies of 
 a rather colourless magazine — always assuring me that 
 his Society was in no sense anti-Christian. When he 
 called to see the effect which this publication had had 
 upon me I remarked that I had read not only the
 
 THE RANEES OF TRAVANCORE 169 
 
 magazine, but its advertisements, which advertised 
 distinctly anti-Christian books. He turned the colour 
 of beetroot, for he had never thought of the advertise- 
 ments. 
 
 While we were at Madras the then Maharajah of 
 Travancore was invested with the insignia of the Grand 
 Cross of the Star of India. He was a gorgeous figure 
 wearing over a long coat of cloth-of-gold with small 
 green spangles the pale-blue satin cloak of the Order, 
 which cost him two thousand rupees at Calcutta. His 
 white turban was adorned with beautiful emeralds. 
 The right of succession in Travancore is peculiar, 
 being transmitted to males through females. As there 
 were no directly royal females in 1857, this Maharajah's 
 uncle adopted two Ranees to be '' Mothers of Princes." 
 The elder Ranee was charming and highly educated, 
 but unfortunately had no children, and her husband, 
 though a clever man (perhaps too clever !) got into 
 difficulties and was banished. The Ranee declined all 
 the suggestions of her friends that she should divorce 
 him, and her constancy was rewarded by his recall to 
 her side. This marital fidelity pleased Queen Victoria 
 so much that she sent the Princess a decoration. 
 
 The younger Ranee had two sons, of whom one, 
 called the First Prince, was considered Heir Presumptive 
 and was present at the Investiture. He did not strike 
 me as much of a man, and he and the Maharajah were 
 reported not to be on friendly terms. Ladies marry 
 in Travancore by accepting a dotli (i.e. sari) from a 
 man — if they do not like him they have only to send 
 it back, which constitutes a divorce. 
 
 Sir Mount Stuart Grant- iJufT, when Governor of 
 Madras, was admiring the embroidered cloth of one of 
 these Travancore ladies and innocently said that he
 
 170 MADRAS, CALCUTTA, AND BENARES [ch. viii 
 
 would like to send her a cloth from Madras as a specimen 
 of the handiwork executed there., to which she promptly 
 retorted that she was much obliged, but that she was 
 quite satisfied with her present husband. 
 
 Although I refrain from descriptions in a general 
 way, I must include some reference to a journey in the 
 southern part of the Presidency which Lord Connemara 
 kindly arranged for us, as it is less well known than 
 Madras itself and other cities generally visited. Also 
 this part of the country will doubtless change rapidly, 
 if it has not already done so. 
 
 A long day's journey took us to Tanjore, where the 
 temporary District Judge, Mr. Fawcett, was good 
 enough to receive us in his bungalow and show us the 
 sights. The great Temple rejoices in the name of 
 Bahadeeswara-swami-kovil and is said to have been 
 built in the eleventh century. The Gopuram or great 
 pyramidical tower, 216 feet from the base to the top of 
 the gilded Kalasum, which takes the place of our Cross, 
 is most imposing. It is covered with carvings, and 
 amongst them we were shown the head and bust of an 
 Englishman in a round hat commonly called " John 
 Bright." The attendants point to this with pride, 
 saying that it was put there when the temple was 
 originally built, on accomit of a prophecy that the 
 English would one day possess the land. We were 
 struck by the wonderful foresight of the Hindu prophets 
 in the time of William the Conqueror, as they foretold 
 not only the advent of the English, but also their 
 costume 800 years after the date of the prophecy. 
 
 The Sivajee dynasty had ruled that part of the 
 country till a Rajah called Serfojee ceded his territory 
 to the British. His granddaughter, the senior lady of 
 his son Sevajee, was the last real Princess of the family.
 
 THE PRINCESSES OF TANJORE 171 
 
 She was dead before the date of our visit, but some 
 ladies of the zenana still lingered on in the Palace. 
 Some years after our visit Lord Dulferin told me of his 
 experiences at Tanjore. As Viceroy he was admitted to 
 the zenana, though of course other men could not 
 enter. He was shown into a large, dimly lighted room 
 at the end of which was a Chair of State covered with 
 red cloth. The attendants made signs for him to 
 approach the cJiair, and he was just about to take his 
 seat upon it when he suddenly perceived a small figure 
 wrapped in the red cloth. He had been about to sit 
 down on the Princess ! 
 
 We did not see the ladies, but we visited the large 
 rambling Palace, in which were three very fine halls. 
 One was rather like a church, with a nave and two 
 narrow side aisles, and two rows of dim windows one 
 above the other. This appeared to be utilised as a 
 Museum with very miscellaneous contents. There 
 was a silver-plated canopy intended to be held 
 over bridal pairs — and a divan on which were placed 
 portraits ot Queen Victoria and the late Ranee attended 
 by large dolls or figures presumably representing 
 members of the Sivajee family. All about the halls 
 were cheap ornaments, photographs, and, carefully 
 framed, an advertisement of Coats' sewing cotton ! 
 Another hall contained a fine statue of Serfojee by 
 Flaxman, a bust of Nelson, and a picture representing 
 the head of Clive with mourners for his death. 
 
 There was also an interesting library with many 
 Sanscrit and other manuscripts. One book in parti- 
 cular, full of paintings of elephants executed for Serfojee, 
 was really amusing. Towards the beginning was a 
 picture of angelic white elephants, and oilier black, 
 red, and purple elephant. •s ;J1 with wings. An attendant
 
 172 MADRAS, CALCUTTA, AND BENARES [ch. viii 
 
 declared that elephants supported the various quarters 
 of the globe and used to have wings, but one day in 
 flying they fell down upon a Rishi (Saint) and disturbed 
 his devotions, whereupon he induced the gods to deprive 
 them of their flying powers. It is always dangerous to 
 offend Saints. 
 
 From Tanjore a night's journey took us to Madura, 
 where we stayed with Mr. Turner, the Collector of the 
 District, in an interesting and remarkable house. At 
 the time of our visit it belonged to the Johnston family, 
 but they let it to the Government that the rent might pay 
 for a Scholarship at the Madras College. The principal 
 living-room was rather like a church, having forty 
 columns in it, and, the floor being on different levels 
 and divided in various ways, it served for sitting- 
 room, dining-, and billiard-room. From one corner a 
 winding staircase led to a terrace from which opened 
 bedrooms. Below the living-room were vaults or 
 dungeons where wild beasts and prisoners were 
 confined in the old days when the house was a sort of 
 Summer Palace. In one of these vaults tradition said 
 that a queen was starved to death. 
 
 My bedroom, a very large room, was rendered addition- 
 ally attractive as having been the temporary resting-place 
 of the heart of Montrose, enclosed in a little steel case 
 made of the blade of his sword. Lord Napier of 
 Merchiston, descended from Montrose's nephew, gave 
 this to his daughter (afterwards Mrs. Johnston) on his 
 death-bed, 1773, in a gold filigree box of Venetian work- 
 manship. When Mr. and Mrs. Johnston were on their 
 way to India their ship was attacked by a French frigate 
 and Mr. Johnston with the captain's permission took 
 charge of four quarter-deck guns. Mrs. Johnston refused 
 to leave her husband and remained on deck holding her
 
 "THE HEART OF MONTROSE" 173 
 
 son, aged five, by one hand and in the other a hxrge 
 velvet reticule including, with several treasures, the 
 gold filigree box. A shot wounded the lady's arm, 
 bruised the child's hand, knocked down the father, and 
 shattered the filigree box, but the steel case with the 
 heart resisted the blow. 
 
 Arrived at Madura I\Irs. Johnston employed a native 
 goldsmith to make a filigree box after the pattern of 
 that which was damaged, and also a silver urn in which 
 it was placed and which stood on an ebony table in the 
 then drawing-room. The natives soon started a legend 
 that the urn contained a talisman, and that whoever 
 possessed it could never be wounded in battle or 
 taken prisoner. Owing to this report it was stolen, 
 and for some time could not be traced, but at last Mrs. 
 Johnston learnt that it had been purchased by a neigh- 
 bouring chief for a large sum of money. 
 
 Mr. A. Johnston, her son, in a letter to his daughters 
 dated 1836 and published as an appendix to Napier's 
 Life of Montrose, relates the particulars which he had 
 heard from his mother, and further his own experiences, 
 which give an impression of very familiar friendship 
 between English and natives in days when the former 
 were largely isolated from intercourse with home. 
 
 Young Alexander Johnston was sent each year by 
 his father during the hunting season to stay with one or 
 other of the neighbouring chiefs for four months 
 together to acquire the dilferent languages and native 
 gymnastic exercises. On one occasion he was hunting 
 in company with the chief who was supposed to have 
 the um, and distinguished himself by so wounding a 
 wild hog that his companion was enabled to dispatcli 
 it. Complimenting the youth on his bravery, the 
 chief asked in what way he could recognise his prowess.
 
 174 MADRAS, CALCUTTA, AND BENARES [ch. viii 
 
 Young Jolinston thereupon told the history of the 
 urn and its contents, and begged the great favour of 
 its restoration to his mother if it were really in his 
 friend's possession. The chivalrous native replied that 
 he had indeed purchased it for a large sum, not knowing 
 that it was stolen from Mrs. Johnston, and added that 
 one brave man should always attend to the wishes of 
 another brave man no matter of what country or 
 religion, and that he felt it a duty to carry out that 
 brave man's wish who desired that his heart should be 
 kept by his descendants. With Oriental magnanimity 
 he accompanied the restored heart with rich presents to 
 the youth and his mother. 
 
 In after years this chief rebelled against the authority 
 of the Nabob of Arcot, was conquered by the aid of 
 English troops, and executed with many members of 
 his family. He behaved with undaunted courage, and 
 on hearing that he was to die, at once alluded, to the 
 story of the urn and expressed the hope that his heart 
 would be preserved by those who cared for him, in the 
 same way as that of the European warrior. 
 
 Mr. and Mrs. Johnston returned to Europe in 1792, 
 and being in France when the Revolutionary Govern- 
 ment required the surrender of all gold and silver 
 articles in private possession, they entrusted the urn 
 and its contents to an Englishwoman at Boulogne, who 
 promised to secrete it. Unfortunately she died shortly 
 afterwards, and the Johnstons were never able to trace 
 the lost treasure. 
 
 Mr. Alexander Johnston adds that he ultimately 
 received from the French Government the value of the 
 plate and jewels which his parents had been compelled 
 to give up to the Calais municipality. It is, however, 
 unlikely that he would have recovered the heart thirty
 
 THE PALACE OF MADURA 175 
 
 or forty years afterwards — unless indeed Mrs. Johnston 
 had kept it in its little steel case and surrendered the 
 urn. 
 
 The old Palace at Madura is a fine building, now used 
 for a court of justice. At the time of our visit recol- 
 lections of the Prince of Wales (Edward VII) still pre- 
 vailed. When he arrived at the Palace a row of 
 elephants was stationed on either side of the court on 
 to which the principal buildings opened. All the 
 elephants duly salaamed at a given signal except one — 
 perhaps inoculated with Bolshevik principles. Where- 
 upon the stage-manager of the proceedings called out 
 in Tamil to the mahout of the recalcitrant animal, " I 
 fine you five rupees ! " 
 
 One of the purdah Ranees still occupied a side room 
 of the Palace, and our host Mr. Turner with another 
 man was stationed to guard the door. The Prince, 
 however, feeling that " nice customs curtsy to great 
 kings," put them aside and entered the apartment with 
 all his suite. The Ranee was much flurried at first, but 
 finally fascinated, and afterwards gave him a handsome 
 necklace. 
 
 From delightful terraces on the Palace roof you get 
 an extensive \4ew of the town and surrounding country. 
 There are two fine hills, one called Secundermullai , as 
 Alexander the Great is supposed to have camped there, 
 the other Elephantmullai, from a legend that the Chola 
 (Tanjore) King's magician made him a gigantic elephant, 
 but the Pandyan (Madura) King's magician changed it 
 into a mountain. As the mountain bears a decided 
 resemblance to an elephant, who will doubt the tale ? 
 
 The most striking feature of Madura is the immense 
 Temple, of which the size, the decorations, and the 
 wealth displayed are impressive evidence of the vitality
 
 176 MADRAS, CALCUTTA, AND BENARES [ch. viii 
 
 of the Hindu faith. Four gopurams or towers guard 
 the entrances to the halls, galleries, arcades, and courts 
 within the sacred precincts. One hall is called the Hall 
 of a Thousand Pillars and is said really to contain 997. 
 In the galleries are colossal figures of dragons, gods, 
 goddesses, and heroes, groups being often carved out 
 of one gigantic monolith. 
 
 The presiding deity is Minachi, the old Dra vidian 
 fish-goddess adopted by the Brahmins as identical 
 with Parvati, wife of Siva. The Brahmins constantly 
 facilitated the conversion of the lower races to their 
 faith by admitting their tutelar deities to the Hindu 
 Pantheon. The great flag-staff of Minachi (alias 
 Parvati) is overlaid with gold. There are a thousand 
 Brahmins and attendants employed about the Temple, 
 which has an annual income of 70,000 rupees, and 
 shortly before our visit the Nattukottai Chetties or 
 native money-lenders had spent 40,000 rupees on the 
 fabric. 
 
 The Treasury contains stores of jewels, particularly 
 sapphires, and " vehicles " for the gods in the form of 
 elephants, cows, lions, or peacocks constructed of, or 
 overlaid with, gold or silver of fine workmanship. Two 
 cows, late additions, were pointed out to us as having 
 cost 17,000 rupees. 
 
 The Chetties are an immensely wealthy caste, and 
 lavish money in building both temples and commodious 
 houses for themselves. At one corner of the latter 
 they put a large figure of an Englishman attended by 
 a small native, at another an Englishwoman in a crino- 
 line and with rather short petticoat. They evidently 
 like to propitiate the powers both seen and unseen. 
 
 Before the Prince of Wales's visit the Collector asked 
 them to contribute a specified sum towards the fund
 
 ROUS PETER'S SACRED DOOR 177 
 
 being raised for his entertainment. They refused, 
 but offered so much less. They were then shut up in 
 a place enclosed with palisades, while a series of notes 
 and messages was interchanged witli tliem. They 
 were much amused by the proceedings, which they 
 evidently regarded as the proper method of negotiation, 
 and kept refusing with roars of laughter, till feeling 
 that they had played the game long enough, they 
 consented to give the sum originally asked and were 
 released. 
 
 Among the many objects of interest in the temple 
 one of the quaintest was a door dedicated to a former 
 Collector called Rous Peter. He used to worship 
 Minachi in order to obtain any money that he wanted 
 from the Pagoda Treasury for the repair of the roads 
 and other public purposes. 
 
 After his death the Brahmins placed him among their 
 devils, and used to light little lamps round the door 
 in his honour. A devil was quite as much respected as 
 a beneficent deity, indeed it was even more necessary 
 to keep him in a good humour. Mr. Peter unfortunately 
 did not always distinguish between his own and the 
 public funds and finally poisoned himself. 
 
 He had a great friend, one Colonel Fisher, who married 
 a native woman, and he and Peter were buried side by 
 side near the Pagoda. Colonel Fisher's family were, 
 however, not satisfied with this semi- heat hen arrange- 
 ment and later on built a Christian church destined to 
 include their remains. There was some little difficulty 
 with the Christian authorities about this, but ultimately 
 it was amicably settled. When we were at Madura 
 a screen behind the altar shut oil from the rest of the 
 church the part where they were l)uried, to which the 
 natives came with garlands to j)lace on Peter's tomb.
 
 178 MADRAS, CALCUTTA, AND BENARES [ch. viii 
 
 As is well known, such semi-deification of Europeans 
 who had captivated Indian imagination was not un- 
 common. We heard of a colonel buried in another 
 part of the Presidency on whose grave the natives 
 offered brandy and cheroots as a fitting tribute to his 
 tastes. 
 
 A twenty- three hours' journey brought us back to 
 Madras on the afternoon of December 16th. We had 
 greatly enjoyed our few days in the new world of 
 Southern India, and were impressed with the hold 
 that the Hindu faith still had on the population. 
 
 During the whole of our stay at Madras Lord Conne- 
 mara and his staff made every effort for our enjoyment. 
 Mr. Rees (Private Secretary) was especially kind in 
 arranging that I should see, not only the Public Museums 
 and other Institutions, but also some of the private 
 houses to which Europeans were not generally admitted. 
 Among the excellent representatives of the British 
 Government were the Minister of Education, Mr. Grigg, 
 and Mrs. Grigg. Madras owes much to them both — 
 the native girls particularly to Mrs. Grigg. Their son, 
 who acted as one of Lord Connemara's pages at the 
 Investiture of the Maharajah of Travancore, is now 
 Sir Edward Grigg, whose knowledge of the Empire 
 has been invaluable to the Prince of Wales, and who 
 is now Secretary to the Prime Minister. 
 
 One of the most prominent educational institutions 
 at Madras was the Scottish Free Church Mission which 
 had a College for boys and Schools for girls of different 
 castes. These included some Christians, but there 
 was no claim to any large number of conversions. All 
 scholars learnt to read the Bible, and no doubt a good 
 system of morality was inculcated. I believe that 
 had we gone to Trichinopoly we should have found
 
 LOYALTY OF NATIVE INDIANS 17i> 
 
 many more Christians. It is much easier to convert 
 pariahs and low-caste natives, numerous in Southern 
 India, than those of the higher castes, who have to give 
 up social position and worldly advantage if they change 
 their faith. Lord Connemara often received very 
 amusing correspondence. One letter was from a luck- 
 less husband who wrote : " Notliing is more unsuitable 
 than for a man to have more than one wife. I have 
 three, and I pray your Excellency to banish whichever 
 two you please to the Andaman Islands or some other 
 distant comitry." 
 
 When we first visited India at all events the natives 
 had implicit faith in English power and justice even 
 when their loyalty left something to be desired. An 
 Englishman was talking to a man suspected of pro- 
 Russian sympathies, and pointed out to him the way 
 in which Russians treated their own subjects. " If 
 Russia took India," he said, " what would you do 
 if a Russian tried to confiscate your property ? " 
 " In that case," was the prompt reply, " I should 
 appeal to the High Court." For the most part, how- 
 ever, they were intensely loyal to the person of the 
 Sovereign. 
 
 When Queen Victoria's statue was unveiled at the 
 time of the First Jubilee the natives came in thousands 
 to visit it, and to " do poojah," presenting offerings 
 of cocoa-nuts, etc. The statue was in bronze, and they 
 expressed great pleasure in finding that their Mother 
 was brown after all ; they had hitherto imagined her 
 to be white ! 
 
 We had arranged to sail from Madras to Calcutta 
 by a British India named the Pundua, which ought to 
 have landed us there in good time for Christmas, Imt 
 our voyage had many checks. First the hydraulic
 
 180 MADRAS, CALCUTTA, AND BENARES [ch. viii 
 
 unloading machinery of that " perfidious bark " went 
 wrong, and we were only taken on board three days 
 later than the scheduled time for starting. Starting 
 at all from Madras was not particularly easy in those 
 days, for the harbour had been constructed on a some- 
 what doubtful principle ; nature had not done much 
 for it, and the results of science and engineering had 
 been seriously damaged by a cyclone. As Sir Mount 
 Stuart Grant Duff had sagely remarked, " Any plan 
 is a good one if you stick to it,'' but the damaged walls 
 were being rebuilt somewhat tentatively and there was 
 no conviction as to the ultimate outcome. Probably 
 there is now a satisfactory structure, but in our time 
 there was not much protection for the boat which 
 carried us to the Pundua. Mr. Rees was to accompany 
 us to Calcutta, and Lord Connemara and Lord Mars- 
 ham took us on board. We had taken tender farewells 
 of all our friends ashore and afloat — the Governor 
 had gone back in his boat, when we heard an explosion 
 followed by a fizzing. A few minutes later the captain 
 came up and said, " Very sorry, but we cannot start 
 to-day.'' " What has happened ? " " The top of 
 the cylinder has blown off." Much humiliated we 
 had to return with our luggage to Government House, 
 and to appear at what was called " The Dignity Ball " 
 in the evening. 
 
 Next day (December 22nd) we really did get off ; 
 the wretched Pundua possessed three cylinders, so one 
 was disconnected, and she arranged to proceed at two- 
 third speed with the others. This meant something 
 over nine knots an hour, and, after sticking on a sand- 
 bank near the mouth of the Hoogli, we ultimately 
 reached the neighbourhood of Diamond Harbour on 
 December 26th, and by means of a Post Office boat, and
 
 PASSENGERS ON THE ' PUNDUA " 181 
 
 train, reached Calcutta and Government House late 
 that evening. 
 
 When I went on board the Pundua I was shown into 
 the good-sized " Ladies Cabin " and told that I could 
 have that and the adjoining bathroom to myself. In 
 reply to my inquiry as to whether the other ladies on 
 board would not want it, I was told that there was 
 only one other lady and she was not in the habit of 
 using the bath ! This seemed queer, till I discovered 
 that she was the heroine of one of the tragedies which 
 sometimes occur in the East. She was the daughter 
 of a family of mixed European and Indian parentage. 
 The other children were dusky but respectable. She 
 was white, and rather handsome, and fascinated a 
 luckless young Englishman of good family, who married 
 her, only to discover that she was extravagant and 
 given to flirtation. They were on their way to a post — 
 tea-planting if I remember aright — somewhere to the 
 North of India. When they first left England the 
 husband was very sea-sick, and the wife carried on a 
 violent flirtation with another passenger and was 
 also described as swearing and drinking. When the 
 husband recovered she insisted on his shooting her 
 admirer, and on his declining tried to shoot her husband. 
 The captain, however, seized the revolver and shut her 
 up in a second-class cabin. She was only allowed to 
 dine with the first-class passengers on Christmas even- 
 ing. Poor husband ! I believe that he was quite a 
 good fellow, but I do not know their subsequent fate. 
 We also had on board an orchid-hunter who had 
 given up the destination which he had originally pro- 
 posed to liinLself, because he discovered tliat a rival 
 was going to some new field for exj)loration, and as he 
 could not let liiiii liuvc llie sole chance of discovering
 
 182 MADRAS, CALCUTTA, AND BENARES [ch. vin 
 
 the beautiful unknown flower of which there were 
 rumours, he set off to hunt him. All the material for 
 a novel, if only the lady with the revolver had formed 
 an alliance, offensive and defensive, with the orchid- 
 hunter. Unfortunately we did not learn the after- 
 history of any of these fellow-passengers. 
 
 We were warmly welcomed at Government House, 
 Calcutta, by Lord and Lady Lansdowne. Lord Lans- 
 downe, an old school and college friend of Jersey's, had 
 just taken over the reins of Government from Lord 
 Duiferin. Lord William Beresford, another old friend 
 of my husband's, was Military Secretary, and Colonel 
 Ardagh Private Secretary. Sir Donald Mackenzie Wal- 
 lace, who had been so eminently successful as Private 
 Secretary to the late Viceroy, was staying on for a 
 short time to place his experience at the service of the 
 new rulers. The aides-de-camp were Major Rowan 
 Hamilton, Captain Streatfeild, Captain Arthur Paken- 
 ham, Captain Harbord, and Lord Bingham. 
 
 We found that the tardy arrival of our unfortunate 
 Pundua had not only been a disappointment to ourselves, 
 but, alas ! a great grief to many of the Calcutta ladies, 
 as it was bringing out their new frocks for the Viceroy's 
 Christmas Ball. I hope that it proved a consolation to 
 many that the Lieutenant-Governor of Bengal gave a 
 ball at Belvedere two days after the ship came in, when 
 no doubt the dresses were unpacked. Lady Lans- 
 downe's pretty daughter, now Duchess of Devonshire, 
 was just out and therefore able to attend this ball. 
 
 We spent a few very pleasant days at Calcutta and 
 met various interesting people. Amongst them was 
 Protap Chunder Mozoondar, Head of the Brahmo 
 Somaj (i.e. Society Seeking God). He paid me a special 
 visit to expound the tenets of his Society, which, as is
 
 THE BRAHMO SOMAJ 183 
 
 well known, was founded by Babu Chunder Sen, father 
 of the (Dowager) Maharanee of Kuch Behar. Briefly, 
 the ideas of the Society are based on natural theology, 
 or the human instinct, which tells almost all men that 
 there is a God. The Brahmo Somaj accepts a large 
 portion of the Holy Books of all nations, especially the 
 Vedas and the Bible. It acknowledges Christ as a 
 Divine Incarnation and Teacher of Righteousness, but 
 again it does not regard His atonement as necessary to 
 salvation. My informant's view was that Christian 
 missionaries did not sufficiently take into account 
 Hindu feelings, and enforced unnecessary uniformity 
 in dress, food, and outward ceremonies. This is quite 
 possible, but it would be difficult for a Christian mission- 
 ary not to insist on the Sacraments, which form no 
 essential part of the Brahmo Somaj ritual. 
 
 Babu Chunder Sen's own sermons or discourses in 
 England certainly go beyond a mere acknowledgment 
 of Christ as a Teacher and express deep personal de- 
 votion to him and acceptance of His atonement in the 
 sense of at-one-ment, or bringing together the whole 
 human race, and he regards the Sacraments as a mystical 
 sanctification of the ordinary acts of bathing — so con- 
 genial to the Indian — and eating. However, in some 
 such way Protap Chunder Mozoondar seemed to think 
 that a kind of Hinduised Christianity would ultimately 
 prevail in India. 
 
 It is impossible for an ordinary traveller to form an 
 opinion worth having on such a point, but the Brahmo 
 Somaj, like most religious bodies, has been vexed by 
 schism. Babu Chunder Sen among other reforms 
 laid down that girls should not be given in marriage 
 before the age of fourteen, but his own daughter was 
 married to the wealtliy young Maharajah Kiuh Bcliar
 
 184 MADRAS, CALCUTTA, AND BENARES [ch. viii 
 
 before that age. This created some prejudice, though 
 the marriage was a successful one, and she was a highly- 
 educated and attractive woman. She had a great 
 reverence for her father, and in after years gave 
 me some of his works. Another pundit, later on, 
 started another Brahmo Somaj community of his own. 
 The explanation of this given to me by Kuch Behar 
 himself was that he was a " Parti " and that this other 
 teacher (whose name I have forgotten) wanted him to 
 marry his daughter, but he chose Miss Sen instead ! I 
 fear that this is not a unique example of church history 
 affected by social considerations. 
 
 While at Calcutta we received a telegram to say that 
 Villiers had reached Bombay and we met him at Benares 
 on New Year's Day, 1889. He had come out escorted 
 by a Mr. Ormond, who wanted to come to India with a 
 view to work there and was glad to be engaged as 
 Villiers's travelling companion. Rather a curious in- 
 cident was connected with their voyage. A young 
 Mr. S. C. had come out on our ship the Arcadia — on 
 Villiers's ship a youth travelled who impersonated this 
 same man. The amusing part was that a very excellent 
 couple. Lord and Lady W. (both now dead), were on 
 the same ship. Lady W. was an old friend of Mrs. 
 S. C. — the real man's mother — but, as it happened, had 
 not seen the son since his boyhood. Naturally she 
 accepted him under the name he had assumed, and 
 effusively said that she had nursed him on her knee as a 
 child. The other passengers readily accepted him as 
 the boy who had been nursed on Lady W.'s knee, and 
 it was not until he had landed in India that suspicion 
 became excited by the fact that there were two S. C.'s. 
 in the field and that number Two wished to raise funds 
 on his personality. This assumption of someone else's
 
 lAUHARAJAH OF BENARES 186 
 
 name is common enough, and every traveller must 
 have come across instances, but it was rather funny 
 that our son and ourselves should have travelled with 
 the respective claimants. 
 
 At Benares we were taken in hand by a retired official 
 — a Jain — rejoicing in the name of Rajah Shiva Prashad. 
 We stayed at Clark's Hotel, while Shiva Prashad showed 
 us all the well-known sights of the Holy City, and 
 also took us to pay a formal visit to the " Maharajah 
 of the people of Benares." It is curious that the 
 Maharajah should have adopted that name, just as 
 Louis Philippe called himself " King of the French " 
 rather than " of France " to indicate less absolute 
 power. The Maharajah's modesty was due to the fact 
 that Shiva is supposed to uphold Benares on his trident, 
 and bears the name of " Mahadeva " — Great God, or 
 Ruler of the City — so the earthly potentate can only 
 look after the people — not claim the city itself. 
 
 The Maharajah's Palace was on the river in a kind of 
 suburb called Ramnagar, to which we were taken on a 
 barge. We were received at the water- steps by a 
 Babu seneschal, at the Castle steps by the Maharajah's 
 grandson, and at the door of a hall, or outer room, by 
 the Maharajah himself — a fine old man with spectacles. 
 It was all very feudal ; we were seated in due state in 
 the drawing-room, and after some polite conversation, 
 translated by our friend the Rajah, who squatted on 
 the floor at the Maliarajah's feet, we were entertained 
 with native music and nautch-dancing. After we had 
 taken leave of our host we inspected his tigers, kept, I 
 suppose, as an emblem of his rank. Shiva Prashad 
 told UH a romantic tale of his own life, accprding to 
 which he first entered the service of the Maharajah of 
 Bhurtporc, but was disgusted by the cruelty which
 
 186 MADRAS, CALCUTTA, AND BENARES [ch. viii 
 
 lie saw exercised — prisoners thrown into miserable 
 pits, and only given water mixed with salt to drink. He 
 left the Maharajah, and thought of becoming an ascetic, 
 but being taunted by his relatives for his failure in life, 
 he (rather like St. Christopher) determined to enter the 
 service of someone " greater than the Maharajah.'' He 
 discovered this superior power in the British Government, 
 which gave him an appointment in the Persian Depart- 
 ment. 
 
 While there he somehow found himself with Lord 
 Hardinge and three thousand men arrayed against 
 sixty thousand Sikhs. The Council of War recommended 
 falling back and waiting for reinforcements, " but Lord 
 Hardinge pronounced these memorable words — ' We 
 must fight and conquer or fall here.' " They fought — 
 and first one three thousand, then another three thou- 
 sand friendly troops joined in, so the Homeric combat 
 ended in their favour, and Prashad himself was employed 
 as a spy. Afterwards he retired to the more peaceful 
 occupation of School Inspector, and when we knew him 
 enjoyed a pension and landed property. 
 
 He posed as a perfect specimen of a happy and con- 
 tented man, and had much to say about the excellence 
 of the British Raj and the ignorance and prejudice of 
 his own countrymen, whom he said we could not under- 
 stand as we persisted in comparing them with Europeans 
 — that is, with reasonable beings, whereas they had not 
 so much sense as animals ! All the same I think a good 
 deal of this contempt for the Hindu was assumed for 
 our benefit, particularly as the emancipation of women 
 evidently formed no part of his programme. He gave 
 an entertaining account of a visit paid by Miss Carpenter 
 to his wife and widowed sister. Miss Carpenter was a 
 philanthropic lady of about fifty, with hair beginning
 
 MARRIAGES OF INFANTS ANT) WIDOWS 187 
 
 to grizzle, who carried on a crusade against infant mar- 
 riage and the prohibition of the remarriage of widows. 
 " Well," was the comment of Mrs. Prashad, " I married 
 when I was seven and my husband nine and I have been 
 happy. How is it that tliis lady has remained unmarried 
 till her hair is growing grey ? Has no one asked her ? 
 There ought to be a law in England that no one shall 
 remain unmarried after a certam age ! " The sister 
 countered an inquiry as to her continued widowhood 
 with the question, " Why does not the Empress marry 
 agam i
 
 CHAPTER IX 
 
 NORTHERN INDIA AND JOURNEY HOME 
 
 From Benares we went to Luclcnow, where we had the 
 good fortune to meet Sir Frederick (afterwards Lord) 
 Roberts, and Lady Roberts, who were exceedingly kind 
 to us during our stay. We had one most interesting 
 expedition under their auspices. We and some others 
 met them by appointment at Dilkusha, a suburban, 
 ruined house of the former King of Oude from which 
 Sir Colin Campbell had started to finally relieve Outram 
 and Havelock in November 1857. Roberts, then a 
 young subaltern, was, as is well known, of the party, 
 and he took us as nearly as possible over the ground 
 which they had traversed. Havelock, who had previ- 
 ously brought relief to the garrison, but not enough to 
 raise the siege of Lucknow, had sent word to Sir Colin 
 not to come the same way that he had, as it entailed too 
 much figliting and loss to break right through the houses 
 held by the rebels, but to keep more to the right. Sir 
 Frederick pointed out the scenes of several encounters 
 with the enemy, and one spot where he, sent on a 
 message, was nearly lost — also Secunderabagh, a place 
 with a strong wall all round it, where the British found 
 and killed two thousand rebels, the British shouting 
 " Remember Cawnpore \ " to each man as they killed 
 him. 
 
 Each party — Campbell's, and Havelock's who ad- 
 vanced to join them— put flags on the buildings they 
 
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 THE RELIEF OF LUCKNOW 189 
 
 captured as signals to their friends. At last they 
 respectively reached the Moti Mahal or Pearl Palace. 
 Here Sir Frederick showed us the wall on which the 
 two parties, one on either side, worked till they effected 
 a breach and met each other. Then Sir Colin Cambell, 
 who was at the Mess House just across the road, came 
 forward and was greeted by Generals Outram and Have- 
 lock — and the relief was complete. 
 
 Sir Frederick had not seen the wall since the breach 
 had been built up again, but he pointed out its where- 
 abouts, and Jersey found the new masonry which 
 identified the spot. Colonel May, who had come with 
 us from Dilkusha, then took us over the Residency in 
 which he, then a young engineer, had been shut up 
 during the whole of the siege. It was amazing to see 
 the low walls which the besieged had managed to 
 defend for so long, particularly as they were then over- 
 looked by comparatively high houses held by the rebels 
 which had since been levelled to the ground. Colonel 
 May indicated all the posts, and the places of greatest 
 danger, but there was danger everywhere, except 
 perhaps in the underground rooms in which 250 women 
 and children of the 32nd were lodged. Cannon-balls 
 were always flying about — he told us of one lady the 
 back of whose chair was blown away while she was 
 sitting talking to him just outside the house, and of a 
 cannon-ball which passed between the knees of a Mrs. 
 Kavanagh, while she was in the verandah, without 
 injuring her. We also saw the place where the rebels 
 twice as.seml)led in thousands crying " Give us Gubbins 
 Sahib and we will go away." They particularly hated 
 Mr. Guljbins, as he was Financial Commissioner. 
 
 Sir Frederick said the ladies seemed quite dazed as 
 they came out, and told us of one whom he knew who
 
 190 NORTHERN INDIA [ch. ix 
 
 came out with two children, but subsequently lost her 
 baby, while her husband was killed in the Mutiny. 
 She, he said, never fully recovered her senses. No 
 wonder, poor woman ! One quaint thing we were told 
 was that the rebels played themselves into quarters 
 every evening with " God save the Queen." 
 
 One unfortunate incident marred an otherwise delight- 
 ful time at Lucknow. A sham fight took place, and 
 Sir Frederick Roberts was good enough to lend a horse 
 to Jersey and a beautiful pony to Villiers in order that 
 they might witness it. Villiers, boylike, tried to ride 
 his pony up the steep bank of a nullah. It fell back 
 with him, and he suffered what was called a " green 
 fracture,'' the bones of his forearm being bent near the 
 wrist. They had to be straightened under chloroform. 
 We were able to leave Lucknow two days later, but the 
 arm rather hampered him during the rest of our journey. 
 
 Delhi was our next stopping-place, where we had a 
 most interesting time, being entertained by the Officer 
 Commanding, Colonel Hanna — who had during the 
 siege been employed in helping to keep open the lines 
 of communication so as to supply food and munitions 
 to the troops on the Ridge. He was therefore able to 
 show us from personal knowledge all the scenes of the 
 fighting and relief, as well as all the well-known marvels 
 of architecture and the glories left by the great Moghuls. 
 His house was near the old fortifications, which I 
 believe are now demolished for sanitary reasons, but it 
 was then a joy to look out of the windows, and see the 
 little golden-brown squirrels which frequented the old 
 moat, with the two marks on their backs left by Krishna's 
 fingers when he caressed their progenitors. 
 
 We were thrilled by his stories of events of which 
 he had been an eye-witness, culminating in his account
 
 VIEW FROM THE KOTAB MINAR 191 
 
 of the three days during which the British troops were 
 permitted to sack the reconquered city. My husband 
 remarked that he would not have stopped them at the 
 end of three days. " Yes, you would, had you been 
 there/' said Colonel Hanna. It must be very hard to 
 restrain men maddened by weeks of hardship and the 
 recollection of atrocities perpetrated by their foes, if 
 they are once let loose in the stronghold of their enemies. 
 The troops camped on the Ridge, and losing their 
 bravest from hour to hour seem to have had at least one 
 advantage over the defenders of Lucknow — they did 
 not suffer from the terrible shortage of water. 
 
 Without attempting an account of all the palaces, 
 tombs, and mosques which we saw, I must just say that 
 nothing that I have ever seen is so impressive in its 
 way as the view from the Kotab Minar after you have 
 scaled the 375 steps to its tapering summit. Over the 
 great plain are scattered the vestiges of deserted cities 
 built by the conquerors and emperors of two thousand 
 years, a history culminating on the Ridge of Delhi, 
 where Queen Victoria was proclaimed Empress, and 
 where her grandson received in person the homage of 
 the feudatory princes and chiefs over whom he was 
 destined to rule. Even the Campagna of Rome has not 
 that array of skeletons of past and bygone cities actually 
 displayed before the eyes of the beholder, each bearing 
 the name of some ruler whose name and deeds are half 
 remembered although his dynasty has passed away. 
 
 One of these cities is Tughlakabad, with the tomb 
 of Tughlak and his son Juna. The latter was a horrid 
 tyrant who maimed and ill-treated many victims. 
 His cousin and successor Feroz seems to have been a 
 merciful and pious ruler : he compensated the injured as 
 far as possible and got them to write deeds of indemnity,
 
 192 NORTHERN INDIA [ch. ix 
 
 which he placed in Juna's tomb that the latter might 
 present them on the day of judgment. One cannot 
 help thinking that Feroz rather than Juna may benefit 
 from this action at the Great Assize. 
 
 On January 12th we went to spend Saturday to 
 Monday with Major and Mrs. Paley at Meerut. Our 
 nephew George Wombwell was laid up at Colonel 
 Morris's house there with typhoid fever. He seemed to 
 be recovering, and after making arrangements for a 
 nurse and every attention we returned to Delhi on 
 Monday. We were afraid to keep Villiers in a canton- 
 ment station with illness about. Alas ! Jersey was 
 summoned back a few days later, when we were at 
 Agra, as George became worse, and died. It was very 
 sad. 
 
 At Agra we went first to Lauri's Hotel, but Sir John 
 Tyler, Superintendent of the Jail, persuaded us to 
 come and stay with him, which was really a great 
 thing, as Villiers had by no means completely recovered 
 from the effect of his accident, and Sir John being a 
 surgeon was able to look after him. Needless to say we 
 visited the famous Taj by moonlight and by day, each 
 time finding fresh beauties. I venture to quote a 
 sentence about it from an article which I wrote concern- 
 ing India published in The Nineteenth Century, because 
 Sir Edwin Arnold was polite enough to say that I had 
 discovered a fault which had escaped the observation 
 of himself and his fellows : 
 
 " The Taj, that fairy palace of a love stronger than 
 death, sprung from sunset clouds and silvered by the 
 moon, has but one fault — it is too perfect. Nothing is 
 left to the imagination. There are no mysterious 
 arches, no unfinished columns, nothing is there that 
 seems to speak of human longing and unfulfilled aspira-
 
 SEKUNDRA AND FUTTEHPORE-SEKREE 193 
 
 tion ; you feel that a conqueror has made Art his slave, 
 and the work is complete ; you can demand nothing 
 more exquisite in this world." 
 
 Among the many wonders of Agra and its neighbour- 
 hood I was specially impressed by the Tomb of the 
 Great Akbar at Sekundra. As in the case of the Taj, 
 the real tomb is underneath the building, but in the 
 Taj the Show Tomb is simply in a raised chamber 
 something like a chapel, whereas Akbar's Show Tomb 
 is on a platform at the summit of a series of red sand- 
 stone buildings piled on each other and gradually 
 diminishing in size. The tomb, most beautifully carved, 
 is surrounded by a finely w^orked marble palisade and 
 arcade running round the platform. Presumptuously, 
 I took this mighty erection as an ideal for a scene in a 
 child's story, Eric, Prince of Lorlonia. 
 
 We were also delighted with Futtehpore-Sekree, the 
 great city which Akbar built and then deserted because 
 it had no water. It reminded us of Pompeii, though 
 perhaps it had less human interest it had a greater 
 imprint of grandeur. The great Archway or High 
 Gate, erected 1602 to commemorate Akbar's con- 
 quests in the Deccan, has a striking Arabic inscription, 
 concluding with the words : 
 
 " Said Jesus on whom be peace ! The world is a 
 bridge ; pass over it, but build no house there : he who 
 hopeth for an hour may hope for eternity : the world is 
 but an hour ; spend it in devotion : the rest is unseen." 
 
 The greatest possible art ha.s been lavished on the 
 tomb of the hermit Sheikh Suleem. This holy man had 
 a baby six months old when Akbar paid him a visit. 
 Seeing his father look depressed instead of elated by 
 the honour, the precocious infant asked the cause. The
 
 194 NORTHERN INDIA [ch. ix 
 
 hermit must have been too much absorbed in religious 
 meditation to study the habits of babies, for instead of 
 being startled by the loquacity of his offspring he 
 confided to him that he grieved that the Emperor could 
 not have an heir unless some other person sacrificed 
 his child. " By your worship's leave/' said baby, 
 " I will die that a Prince may be born," and before the 
 father had time to remonstrate calmly expired. As a 
 result of this devotion Jehanghir was born, and Akbar 
 built Futtehpore-Sekree in the neighbourhood of the 
 hermit's abode. 
 
 When Sheikh Suleem died he was honoured with a 
 splendid tomb inlaid with mother-of-pearl and enclosed 
 in a marble summer-house with a beautifully carved 
 screen to which people who want children tie little 
 pieces of wool. Apparently a little addition to the 
 offering of wool is desirable, as the priest who acted as 
 guide assured us that an English officer who had a 
 blind child tied on the wool, but also promised our 
 informant a hundred rupees if the next was all right. 
 The next was a boy with perfect eyesight and the priest 
 had his reward. 
 
 Beside the baby's tomb, which is in an outer cemetery, 
 we saw a little tomb erected by a woman whose husband 
 was killed in the Afghan War over one of his old teeth ! 
 
 We were fortunate in having Sir John Tyler as our 
 host at Agra, for as Superintendent of the Jail he was 
 able to ensure that we should have the best possible 
 carpets, which we wanted for Osterley, made there. 
 They were a long time coming, but they were well 
 worth it. Abdul Kerim, Queen Victoria's Munshi, 
 was a friend of his, in fact I believe that Sir John had 
 selected him for his distinguished post. He was on 
 leave at Agra at the time of our visit, and we went to
 
 THE BIRTHPLACE OF KRISHNA 195 
 
 a Nautch given at his father's house in honour of the 
 Bismillah ceremony of his nephew. 
 
 From Agra we visited Muttra, where we were the 
 guests of the Seth Lachman Das — a very rich and 
 charitable old man of the Bunyali (banker and money- 
 lender) caste. He lodged us in a bungalow generally 
 let to some English officers who were temporarily 
 absent, and he and his nephew did all in their power 
 to show us the sights at Muttra and in the neighbour- 
 hood. 
 
 Amongst other sacred spots we were taken to Krish- 
 na's birthplace. It was curious that though, throughout 
 India, there are magnificent temples and rock-carvings 
 in honour of Vishnu and his incarnation Krishna, 
 his birthplace was only marked by a miserable little 
 building with two dolls representing Krishna's father 
 and mother. 
 
 The legend of Krishna's babyhood is a curious echo 
 of the birth of our Lord and the crossing of the Red 
 Sea combined. It seems that a wicked Tyrant wanted 
 to kill the child but his foster-father carried him over 
 the river near Muttra, and as soon as the water touched 
 the infant's feet it receded and they passed over dry 
 shod. In memory of this event little brass basins are 
 sold with an image within of the man carrying the child 
 in his arms. The child's foot projects, and if one pours 
 water into the basin it runs away as soon as it touches 
 the toe. I do not know what may be the hydraulic 
 trick, but certainly it is necessary to put the brass 
 basin into a larger one before trying the experiment 
 to receive the water which runs out at the bottom The 
 little birthplace building was in the courtyard of a 
 mosque — part of which was reserved for the Hindus. 
 
 The Seth had built a temple in Muttra itself, where
 
 196 NORTHERN INDIA [ch. ix 
 
 he annually expended large sums in feeding the poor, 
 and he and his family had erected a still finer one at 
 Brindaban, a famous place of pilgrimage in the neigh- 
 bourhood, where they had set up a flag-staff 120 feet 
 high overlaid with real gold. Seth Lachman Das 
 maintained at his own expense twenty-five priests and 
 fifteen attendants besides fifty boys who were fed and 
 instructed in the Shastras. As at Madura, we were 
 struck by these rich men's apparent faith in their own 
 religion. 
 
 After visiting Deeg and Bhurtpore, we reached the 
 pretty Italian-looking town of Ulwar. The Maha- 
 rajah, who was an enlightened potentate, had un- 
 fortunately gone into camp, but we were interested 
 in the many tokens of his care for his subjects and of 
 his artistic tastes. He kept men executing illuminations 
 like the old monks. 
 
 When we visited the jail I was admitted to the 
 quarters of the female prisoners, who seemed quite 
 as anxious to show the labels which they carried record- 
 ing their crimes, as schoolchildren are to display their 
 exercises or needlework when one visits a school. One 
 smiling woman brought me a label inscribed " Bigamy/' 
 which struck me as rather ludicrous considering 
 the circumstances, and also a little unfair to the 
 criminal. Indian men are allowed several wives — 
 why was she punished for having more than one 
 husband ? Probably, however, she was safer locked up 
 in prison than left at the mercy of two husbands, one 
 of whom would almost certainly have cut oft" her nose 
 if he had an access of jealousy. 
 
 After Ulwar we spent a few days at that 
 most attractive city, Jeypore, called by Sir Edwin 
 Arnold the *' City of Victory," a victorious Maharajah
 
 THE JAINS 197 
 
 having transferred his capital there from the former 
 picturesque town of Amber. The principal street of 
 Jeypore has houses on either side painted pink, which 
 has a brilliant effect in the sunlight, but when we were 
 there the paint certainly wanted renewing. The 
 Maharajah was a rarely intelligent man, and he had a 
 particularly clever and agreeable Dewan — or Prime 
 Minister. We made great friends with the English 
 doctor — Dr. Hendley — who not only attended some of 
 the native nobles, but also was able to superintend the 
 English lady doctor and thereby help the native ladies. 
 Formerly when a child was born a live goat was waved 
 over its head and the blood of a cock sprinkled on it 
 and its mother. Mother and child were then kept 
 for a fortnight without air, and with a charcoal fire 
 constantly burning, more charcoal being added if the 
 child cried. i\Iercifully the younger ladies and their 
 husbands were beginning to realise the comfort of 
 English treatment on these occasions. 
 
 On our way from Muttra to Ahmedabad we slept at 
 the Rajpootana Hotel, about sixteen miles from Mount 
 Abu Station, in order to visit the Dilwarra Temples of 
 the Jains. The Jains are a sect of very strict Bud- 
 dhists — almost the only representatives of the Buddhists 
 left in Hindustan proper. Ceylon and Burmah are 
 Buddhist, so are some of the lands on the Northern 
 Frontier, but the Brahmins contrived to exterminate 
 Buddhism in the great Peninsula in the eighth century 
 after it had spread and flourished there for about a 
 thousand years. These Dilwarra temples are well 
 worth a visit The pious founder is said to have bought 
 the land for as many pieces ot silver as would cover it, 
 and to liave paid £18,000,000 sterling for building, 
 besides £500,000 for levelling the site on the steep hill. 
 U
 
 198 NORTHERN INDIA [ch. ix 
 
 Without attempting to guarantee the accuracy of 
 these figures, it may safely be said that it would be 
 difficult, if not impossible, to find any buildings in the 
 world of which the interiors present an equal amount 
 of highly finished artistic labour. Outside the temples 
 are low and not imposing, inside they are one mass of 
 minute and elaborate sculpture. You stand beneath 
 a dome with saints or angels worthy of a Gothic cathe- 
 dral rising to its central point. Around are arcades with 
 pillars and arches, beyond which are numerous small 
 chapels or shrines, each with the figure of a large cross- 
 legged Rishi or Saint with little rishis in attendance 
 Every inch of arch, arcade, and ceiling is adorned with 
 marvellous carving of ornaments, or of men, ships, 
 and animals. We were told that the central figure in 
 each temple was " Of the Almighty,'' who seemed to 
 exact as tribute to his power a fearful noise of cymbals 
 and tomtoms. He appeared to be not exactly a deity, 
 but a divine emanation. The really perfect Jain 
 wore a piece of muslin over his mouth to avoid destroy- 
 ing the life of even invisible insects, but such extreme 
 virtue was, I fancy, rare and must have been highly 
 uncomfortable. 
 
 From Ahmedabad we went to Bhownugger, where 
 we were received in great state by the young Maharajah 
 symptuously attired in green velvet and the Star of 
 India, and attended by his high officials and a guard 
 of honour. We felt very dirty and dusty after a hot 
 journey (thermometer in railway carriages nearly 
 100°) when received with so much splendour, but we 
 liked the Maharajah immensely and he became devoted 
 to my husband. 
 
 He gave us a splendid time with all sorts of " tam- 
 ashas " while we were his guests, but we were specially
 
 THE MAHARAJAH OF BHOWNUGGER 199 
 
 interested in his personality. He had been educated 
 in the college for young chiefs at Ajmere and had 
 acquired a very high standard of ideas of right and 
 wrong and of his duty to his people. I expect that, 
 like the rest of us, he often found it hard to carry his 
 theories into practice, and it was rather pathetic when, 
 speaking of what he wished to do, he added, " We 
 must do the best we can and leave the rest to God '' 
 — then, looking up at the chandelier hanging in the 
 bungalow in which he entertained us, he continued, 
 ** God is like that light, and the different religions are 
 the different colours through which He shines." 
 
 One of his difficulties, poor man, was in his mat- 
 rimonial arrangements. He had married two or three 
 ladies of high rank, as considered suitable by the Brah- 
 mins, but he had also married to please himself a fair 
 maiden of lower caste. He then learnt that if he did 
 not get rid of her the Brahmins meant to get rid of 
 liim. Thereupon he took the Political Officer of that 
 j^art of the country, Captain Ferris, into the middle 
 of the tennis ground, as the only spot free from the 
 risk of spies, and poured his griefs into the Englishman's 
 sympathetic bosom. Captain Ferris 's solution was that 
 Mrs. Ferris should call upon the despised Rani, as she 
 did on the more orthodox wives, and that the Maha- 
 rajah should cling to his English adviser for several 
 days, driving about with him and never leaving him, 
 wliich would for the time being prevent attempts at 
 assassination. What was to happen afterwards I 
 do not know. Perhaps the Brahmins became aware 
 that any foul play would bring the English raj down 
 upon them. Anyhow, the Maiiarajah lived to pay a 
 visit to England and came to see ub there — though he 
 did not attain old age.
 
 200 NORTHERN INDIA [ch. ix 
 
 We heard a good deal of the harm resulting from the 
 great expense of native marriages, including the temp- 
 tation to infanticide. In the district about Ahmedabad 
 the lower castes do not forbid second marriages, and these 
 are less expensive than the first. Therefore a girl 
 was sometimes married to a hunch of flowers, which was 
 then thrown down a well. The husband thus disposed 
 of, the widow could contract a second alliance quite 
 cheaply. 
 
 We then spent two nights as guests of the Thakur 
 Sahib of Limbdi, who, like the other Kathiawar Princes 
 of Morvi and Gondal, had been in England for the 
 Jubilee, and whom we had known there. All three, 
 particularly Limbdi and Gondal, were enlightened men, 
 with various schemes for promoting the welfare of 
 their subjects. The life of many of these Indian Chiefs 
 recalls the days of Scottish Clans. When we were 
 driving with Limbdi he would point out labouring men 
 who saluted as he passed as his " cousins,'' and finally 
 told us that he had six thousand blood relations. 
 
 On February 14th we arrived at Baroda, where we 
 were most hospitably entertained by Sir Harry and 
 Lady Prendergast. Baroda, like so many Indian cities, 
 offered a picture of transition, or at least blending of 
 East and West. As is well known, the late Gaikwar 
 poisoned the British Resident. He was tried by a 
 Tribunal of three Indians and three British. The 
 former acquitted, the latter condemned him. He was 
 deposed and three boys of the family were selected of 
 whom the Maharanee was allowed to adopt one as heir. 
 She chose the present Gaikwar, who was educated under 
 British auspices, but has not always been happy in 
 his relations with the British Government. He how- 
 ever proved quite loyal during the late war. When
 
 BARODA 201 
 
 we were at Baroda he had been decorating his Palace 
 in an inferior European style. He had bought some 
 fair pictures, but would only give an average of £100, 
 as he said that neither he nor his subjects were capable 
 of appreciating really good ones. In contrast to these 
 modern arrangements we saw the " Chattries '' of 
 former Gaikwars. These were funny little rooms, 
 something like small loose boxes in a garden surround- 
 ing a shrine. In one was a doll, representing Kunda 
 Rao's grandfather, in another the ashes of his father 
 under a turban with his photograph behind, in yet a 
 third the turbans of his mother and two other sons. 
 In each room there were a bed, water and other vessels, 
 and little lights burning, the idea being that all should 
 be kept in readiness lest the spirits should return to 
 occupy the apartments. After all, the rooms of the 
 late Queen of Hanover were until lately, perhaps are 
 still, kept as in her lifetime, provided with flowers and 
 with a lady-in-waiting in daily attendance ; so East and 
 West are much alike in their views of honour due to 
 the departed. 
 
 Back to Bombay for yet five happy days with our 
 dear friends Lord and Lady Reay before saying farewell 
 to India on February 22nd. We had had a truly 
 interesting experience during our three and a half 
 months in the Ea8t€rn Empire, and were deeply im- 
 pressed by the manner in which so many races were 
 knit together under British rule. How far all this may 
 endure under the new attempts at Constitution-making 
 by Occidentals for Orientals remains to be seen. When 
 we paid this first of our visits to India it was perfectly 
 evident that the idea of the Queen-Empress was the 
 comer-stone of government. My husband talked to 
 many natives, Maharajahs and officials, and would
 
 202 NORTHERN INDIA [oh. ix 
 
 sometimes refer to the leaders of the great English 
 political parties. Their names seemed to convey 
 nothing to the Indians, but they always brought the 
 conversation back to " The Empress." Disraeli was 
 criticised in England for having bestowed that title 
 on his Mistress, but we had constant opportunities of 
 seeing its hold upon the Oriental mind. *' Give my 
 best respects to the Empress,"' was a favourite mission 
 given to Jersey by his Maharajah friends. He con- 
 scientiously tried to acquit himself thereof when we 
 saw the Queen, who was a good deal amused when he 
 painstakingly pronounced their titles and names. 
 
 I once heard a story which shows the effect of the 
 Royal ideal on quite a different class. A census was 
 in progress and a large number of hill-tribes had to be 
 counted. These people had been told a legend that 
 the reason for this reckoning was that the climate in 
 England had become so hot that a large number of 
 the women were to be transported there to act as 
 slaves and fan the Queen — also the men were to be 
 carried off for some other servile purpose. Consequently 
 the mass of the people hid themselves, to the great 
 embarrassment of the officials. One extremely capable 
 man, however, knew the people well and how to deal 
 with them He contrived to induce the leading tribes- 
 men to come and see him. In reply to his inquiry they 
 confessed their apprehensions. " You fools,"" said the 
 Englishman, " it is nothing of the sort. I will tell you 
 the reason. You have heard of the Kaiser-i-Hind ? "" 
 Yes — they had heard of her. " And you have heard 
 of the Kaiser-i-Roum ? " (the Czar). They had also 
 heard of him. ** Well, the Kaiser-i-Roum paid a 
 visit to the Kaiser-i-Hind, and when they had finished 
 their curry and rice they began talking. He said he
 
 ENGLISH AS LINGUA FRANCA 203 
 
 had more subjects than she, the Kaiser-i-Hind said she 
 had most. To settle the matter they hiid a heavy bet 
 and both sent orders to count their people. If you 
 don't let yourselves be counted the Kaiser-i-Hind will 
 lose the bet and your faces will be blackened.'' The 
 tale of the bet appealed to their sporting instincts. All 
 difficulties disappeared. The tribesmen rushed to be 
 counted — probably two or three times over. 
 
 Again, it was curious to notice how the English 
 language was weaving its net over India, 
 
 At Jeypore an English-speaking native official had 
 been told of! to take us about during our stay. When 
 we were thanking him and saying good-bye, he remarked 
 that the next person whom he was to conduct was a 
 judge from Southern India. The judge was a native 
 Indian, but as he did not know the language of the 
 Jeypore State he had sent in advance to ask to be 
 provided with a guide who could speak English. For- 
 merly the lingua franca of the upper, or educated, 
 classes was Persian, of the lower ones Urdu — the kind 
 of Hindustani spoken by the Mohammedan, and after- 
 wards by the English army. Of course both languages 
 still prevail, but all educated Indians learn English 
 in addition to two or three of the hundred-odd languages 
 spoken in the Peninsula. On a later visit a Hyderabad 
 noble was taking my daughter and me to see various 
 sights. I noticed that he talked to a good many 
 natives in the course of our excursion, and as they 
 appeared to be of different castes and occupations, I 
 asked him at last how many languages he had talked 
 during the day. After a little reflection he reckoned 
 up six. It will not be such a very easy matter to 
 get all these people into the category of enlightened 
 electors.
 
 204 NORTHERN INDIA [oh. ix 
 
 On our voyage home I occupied myself by writing 
 the article already mentioned as appearing in The Nine- 
 teenth Century—horn which I extract the following 
 supplement to my recollections : 
 
 " Caste is the ruling note in India. The story which 
 tells how the level plains of Kathiawar were reclaimed 
 from the sea illustrates this. The egrets laid their 
 eggs on the former ocean-line and the wave swept them 
 away. The egrets swore that the sea should be filled 
 up until she surrendered the eggs. They summoned 
 the other birds to help them, and all obeyed their call 
 except the eagle. He was the favourite steed of Vishnu, 
 so thought himself exonerated from mundane duties. 
 But Vishnu looked askance at him and said that he 
 should be put out of caste unless he went to help 
 his fellows. Back he flew to Kathiawar, and when the 
 sea saw that the royal bird had joined the ranks of 
 her opponents she succumbed and gave back the eggs, 
 
 " Hindu respect for animal life entails consequences 
 which make one wonder how the earth can provide not 
 only for the swarms of human inhabitants, including 
 unproductive religious mendicants, but also for such 
 numbers of mischievous beasts. Some castes will kill 
 no animals at all, and all Hindus hold so many as 
 sacred that peacocks, monkeys, and pigeons may be 
 seen everywhere, destroying crops and eating people 
 out of house and home. The people of a town, driven 
 to desperation, may be induced to catch the monkeys, 
 fill a train with them, and dispatch it to discharge its 
 cargo at some desolate spot ; but woe betide a simicide ! 
 The monkeys in any given street will resent and lament 
 the capture of a comrade, but do not care at all if a 
 stranger is carried off. He is not of their caste.'' 
 
 In May 1889 — The National Review also published 
 the following verses, which I wrote after reading 
 Sir Alfred Lyall's " Meditations of a Hindu Prince.'' 
 I called them ** Meditations of a Western Wanderer " :
 
 MEDITATIONS OF A WESTERN WANDERER 205 
 
 " All the world over, meseemeth, wherever my footsteps have trod, 
 The nations have builded them temples, and in them have imaged their 
 
 God. 
 Of the temples the Nature around them has fashioned and moulded 
 
 the plan, 
 And the gods took their life and their being from the visions and longings 
 
 of man. 
 
 " So the Greek bade his marble be instinct with curves of the rock-riven 
 
 foam. 
 Within it enshrining the Beauty and the Lore of his sunlitten home ; 
 And the Northman hewed deep in the mountain and reared his huge 
 
 pillars on high, 
 And drank to the strength of the thunder and the force flashing keen 
 
 from the sky. 
 
 " But they knew, did those builders of old time, that wisdom and courage 
 
 are vain. 
 That Persephoni' rises in springtide to sink in the winter again, 
 Th%t the revelling halls of Walhalla shall crumble when ages have 
 
 rolled 
 O'er the deep-rooted stem of the World-ash and the hardly-won Treasure 
 
 of gold. 
 
 " I turn to thee, mystical India, I ask ye, ye Dreamers of earth, 
 Of the Whence and the Whither of spirit, of the tale of its birth and 
 
 rebirth. 
 For the folks ye have temples and legends and dances to heroes and 
 
 kings. 
 But ye sages know more, would ye tell it, of the soul with her god-given 
 
 wings. 
 
 " Ah, nations have broken your barriers ; ah, empires have drunk of 
 
 your stream. 
 And each ere it passed bore its witness, and left a new thought for your 
 
 dream : 
 The Moslem saith, ' One is the Godhead,' the Brahmin ' Inspiring all,' 
 The Buddhist, ' The Law is Almighty, by which ye shall stand or shall 
 
 faU.' 
 
 " Yea, verily One the All-Fathor ; yea, Brahmin, all life is from Him, 
 And Righteous the Law of the Buddha, but the path of attainment is 
 
 dim. 
 U God not afar from His creature- -the Law over-hard to obey ? 
 Wherein shall the Life bo of profit to man seeing evil boar sway ?
 
 206 JOURNEY HOME [oh. ix 
 
 " Must I ask of the faith which to children and not to the wise is revealed ? 
 By it shall the mist be uplifted ? By it shall the shrine be unsealed ? 
 Must I take it, the often-forgotten yet echoing answer of youth — 
 ' 'Tis I,' saith the Word of the Father, ' am the Way and the Life and 
 the Truth ' 1 
 
 ' * The Truth dwelleth ay with the peoples, let priests hide its light as they 
 will ; 
 'Tis spirit to spirit that speaketh, and spirit aspireth still ; 
 Wherever I seek I shall find it, that infinite longing of man 
 To rise to the house of his Father, to end where his being began. 
 
 " And the secret that gives him the power, the message that shows him 
 
 the way, 
 Is the Light he will struggle to follow, the Word he perforce will obey. 
 It is not the voice of the whirlwind, nor bolt from the storm -kindled 
 
 dome ; 
 'Tis stillness that bringeth the tidings — the child knows the accents 
 
 of home." 
 
 We had a calm voyage to Suez in the Bengal. It was 
 fortunate that it was calm — for the Bengal was quite 
 an old-fashioned ship. I think only something over 
 3,000 tons — different from the Arcadia, then the show- 
 ship of the P. and 0. fleet. I was amused once to come 
 across an account by Sir Richard Burton of a voyage 
 which he took in the Bengal years before, when he 
 described the P. and 0. as having done away with the 
 terrors of ocean travel by having provided such a 
 magnificent vessel. 
 
 We spent nine days at Cairo and Alexandria and saw 
 the usual sights, then quite new to us ; but it is generally 
 a mistake to visit one great land with a history and 
 antiquities of its own when the mind has just been 
 captured by another. Anyhow, we were so full of the 
 glories of India that Egypt failed to make the appeal 
 to us which she would otherwise have done, and which 
 she did on subsequent visits. The mosques in particular 
 seemed to us inferior to the marble dreams of Delhi
 
 AN ENGLISH PLUM-PUDDING 207 
 
 and Agra. Moreover on this occasion we did not 
 ascend the Nile and see the wonderful temples. The 
 one thing which really impressed me was the Sphinx, 
 though I regret to say that my husband and son entirely 
 declined to share my feelings. Lord Kitchener was 
 then, as Adjutant to Sir Francis Greufell, Colonel 
 Kitchener. He afterwards became a great friend of 
 ours, but we first made his acquaintance on this 
 visit to Cairo. We had a most interesting inspection 
 of the Barrage works under the guidance of Sir Colin 
 MoncriefE and dined with the Khedive, and at the 
 British Agency. 
 
 From Alexandria we went by an Egyptian steamer — 
 at least a steamer belonging to an Egyptian line — to 
 Athens, which we reached on March 15th, accompanied 
 by Lady Galloway. On this voyage I performed the 
 one heroic deed of my life, with which bad sailors like 
 myself will sympathise. The crew of this ship was 
 mainly Turkish — the native Egyptians being no good 
 as seamen, but the captain, Losco by name, was a 
 Maltese and exceedingly proud of being a British 
 subject. 
 
 The fijst day of our voyage on the Behera was calm, 
 and we sat cheerfully at dinner listening to his con- 
 versation. He was particularly emphatic in his asser- 
 tions that he understood something of English cuisine, 
 I believe taught by his mother, and above all he under- 
 stood the concoction of an English plum-pudding and 
 that it must be boiled for twenty-four hours. Said 
 he, " You shall have a plum-pudding for dinner to- 
 morrow." Then and there he sent for the steward 
 and gave him full instructions. Next evening the 
 plum-pudding duly appeared, but meantime the wind 
 had freshened and the sea had risen. Under such
 
 208 JOURNEY HOME [ch. ix 
 
 conditions I am in the habit of retiring to my cabin 
 and remaining prostrate until happier hours dawn- 
 but was I to shake, if not shatter, the allegiance of 
 this British subject by failing in my duty to a British 
 pudding ? I did not flinch. I sat through the courses 
 until the pudding was on the table. I ate and praised, 
 and then retired. 
 
 We reached Athens early on the following morning 
 and forgot rough seas and plum-puddings in the pleasure 
 of revisiting our former haunts and showing them to 
 Jersey and Villiers. The King and Queen were again 
 good enough to ask us to luncheon and dinner, and this 
 time we also found the British Minister, Sir Edmund 
 Monson, who had been absent on our previous visit. 
 He kindly included Villiers, though barely sixteen years 
 old, in an invitation to dinner, and much amusement 
 was caused in diplomatic circles by the very pretty 
 daughter of the American Minister, Clarice Fearn. She 
 was about seventeen and had evidently been almost 
 deprived of young companionship during her sojourn 
 at Athens. She was seated at the British Legation 
 between Villiers and a French Secretary no longer in 
 his first youth, so she promptly turned to the latter 
 and said, " I am not going to talk to you, I am. going 
 to talk to Lord Villiers " ; result, an animated con- 
 versation between the youngsters throughout dinner. 
 She at once acquired the nickname of " La belle-fiUe 
 de I'avenir," and long afterwards a man who had been 
 at the British Legation some time subsequent to our 
 visit said that he had always heard her called this, 
 though he had never known the reason. I need hardly 
 add that " Society " at Athens was very small and 
 easily amused. Poor " belle-fiUe de I'avenir,'' I saw 
 her again when she and her sister stayed for a time at
 
 THE GREEK ROYAL FAMILY 209 
 
 Somerville College at Oxford, but she died quite young. 
 Her sister, Mrs. Barton French, still lives. 
 
 For the rest I need not recapitulate Greek experiences 
 beyond transcribing part of a letter to my mother which 
 contains an account of the domestic life of the Greek 
 Royal Family in those bygone days : 
 
 " Despite the weather we have been very comfortable 
 here and found almost all our old friends. The Queen 
 has a new baby since last year, to whom she is quite 
 devoted. It is number seven, but you might think 
 they had never had a baby before. The first time we 
 had luncheon there we all migrated to the nursery, 
 and the Duke of Sparta who is going to marry Princess 
 Sophie of Germany, almost resented George's suggestion 
 that some beautiful gold things of his might be moved 
 out of the nursery cupboard, as he said ' they have 
 always been there.' Last Sunday we had luncheon 
 there again, and this time the baby was brought down- 
 stairs and his brothers and sisters competed for the 
 honour of nursing him, the Queen and several of us 
 finally seating ourselves on the floor in order that the 
 infant prince might more conveniently play with the 
 head of his next youngest brother, who lay down with 
 it on a cushion for the purpose. It makes one almost 
 sad to see the eldest Princess, brought up like this — • 
 a perfectly innocent girl always in tits of laughter — 
 going to l)e married to one of the Czar's brothers ; 
 she will find it so different in that Russian Court, poor 
 thing." 
 
 Further on in the same letter I write : 
 
 " Everyone has a different story about the Rudolph- 
 Stephanie affair. I have met several people who knew 
 the Baroness and say she was very lovely. Some 
 disbelieve suicide, as he was shot through the back of 
 his head and she through the small of her buck, but, 
 as the Austrian Minister here says, no one knows or 
 ever will know the real triitli. J think the tragedies
 
 210 JOURNEY HOME ch. ix 
 
 in those three imperial houses, Russia, Germany, and 
 Austria, surpass any the world has ever seen,'' and I 
 cite the wise man's prayer for " neither poverty nor 
 riches " as " about right/' 
 
 My mother sent the long letter of which this formed 
 part to my aunt Theodora Guest, who made a character- 
 istic comment. She allowed the wisdom of the prayer, 
 but continued — '' but in praying for neither poverty 
 nor riches, I should be careful to add ' especially not 
 the former,' for I don't see that poverty ensures peace, 
 or security from murder — and it would be hard to be 
 poor all one's life and be murdered at the end ! Better 
 be rich and comfortable if only for a time Still I would 
 not be Empress of Russia for something, and that poor 
 innocent Grecian princess is to be pitied." 
 
 This was written April 1889. What would my 
 mother, my aunt, or myself have said now ? 
 
 The baby of our luncheon party was Christopher, 
 now the husband of Mrs. Leeds. The poor little Princess 
 whose doom we feared had a more merciful one than 
 many of her relations. She married the Grand Duke 
 Paul later in 1889 and died in 1891 after the birth of 
 her second child. Taken indeed from the evil to come. 
 Her children were adopted by the Grand Duchess Serge, 
 who I believe has been murdered in the late Terror 
 — but I do not know what has happened to the 
 children. 
 
 To turn to something more cheerful. A delightful 
 woman, a real Mrs. Malaprop, had lately been at Athens 
 and much enlivened the British Legation both by her 
 remarks and her credulity. With her the Parthenon 
 was the " Parthian," the Odeum (an ancient theatre) 
 the Odium, Tanagra became *' Tangiers," and so on. 
 She told Mr. Haggard that she did not like the " Par-
 
 ORIGINAL DERIVATIONS 211 
 
 thian," it was too big. "Oil/' he said, "you ought 
 to like it, for you have heard of the Parthian shafts — 
 those " (pointing to the columns) " are the original 
 Parthian shafts/' " How very interesting ! " said she. 
 He then proceeded to inform her that the Odeum was 
 used for music (which was true), but added that the 
 music was so bad that they all hated it, and therefore 
 the place was called the " Odium " — also " very inter- 
 esting." She was taken for an excursion in Thessaly, 
 where there were sheep-pens on the mountains, and 
 one happened to be fenced in a shape something like 
 an irregular figure 8. Another lady pointed this out 
 and gravely informed her that that was how the 
 Pelasgians numhered their nwuntains. " Oh, Charles," 
 shouted the victim to her husband, " do look — the 
 Pelasgians numbered their hills — one, two, three — there 
 is number eight ! "
 
 CHAPTER X 
 
 WINDSOR — EGYPT AND SYRIA 
 
 After our return to London in the spring I was greatly 
 surprised when on meeting Sir Henry Ponsonby one 
 day at a party he desired me to send my article on 
 India to the Queen. He was at that time her Private 
 Secretary and knew her deep interest in all things 
 concerning India, but I never imagined that anything 
 which I had written was sufficiently important to be 
 worth her notice. However, I could but do as I w^as 
 ordered, and I was still more surprised a little later at 
 the result, which was a command that Jersey and I 
 should dine and sleep at Windsor, Jersey had been 
 there before, but it was novel to me and very interesting. 
 We were taken on arrival to a very nice set of rooms 
 overlooking the Long Walk, up which we presently saw 
 the Queen returning from her afternoon drive. An 
 excellent tea was brought us and Lord Edward Clinton 
 came to look after us — also another member of the 
 Household, I forget who it was, but I recollect that an 
 animated discussion took place in our sitting-room as 
 to an omission on the part of somebody to send to meet 
 the Speaker (Arthur Peel) at the station ! It is always 
 rather a comfort to ordinary mortals to find that even 
 in the most exalted establishments mistakes do some- 
 times occur. We were told that dinner would be at a 
 nominal 8.30, and that a page would take us down 
 when we were ready. Of course we were dressed in 
 
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 DINNER AT WINDSOR 213 
 
 excellent time, but just as I had finished my toilet 
 Jersey came into my room in great agitation. He was 
 expected to wear what we called " the funny trousers " 
 — not knee-breeches, but trousers fastened just below 
 the calf of the leg and sho\nng the socks. Unfortun- 
 ately his black silk socks were marked in white, and he 
 said I must pick out the marking — which was impossible 
 all in a minute, and the rooms somewhat dimly lit. 
 However, my maid suggested inking over the marks, 
 to my inmiense relief — and all was well. 
 
 When we went downstairs the Lady-in-Waiting, 
 Lady Southampton, showed us a plan of the table, and 
 it was explained that when the Queen went in to dinner 
 we all followed — were not sent in with a man — and 
 seated ourselves as directed. Then as time approached 
 we were drawn up on either side of the door by which 
 the Queen entered. She greeted each in turn kindly 
 but quickly, and went straight in. It was not really 
 stiff or formidable when we were once seated. After 
 dinner tne Queen established herself in a chair in the 
 Long Gallery and each guest was called up in turn for a 
 little conversation. She talked to me about India, 
 and said that it was only her great age and the fact that 
 she was a very bad sailor that prevented her going 
 there. She was much interested in our liaving seen 
 her Munshi at Agra, and he always formed a link 
 between Her Majesty and ourselves. She had us to 
 Windsor two or three times altogether, and always 
 spoke of him and arranged that we should see him. He 
 was quite a modest humble man to begin with, but I 
 fear that his head was rather turned later on. 
 
 Two pieces of advice Her Majesty bestowed upon me, 
 to keep a Journal, and wherever I travelled never to 
 forget England. 
 15
 
 214 WINDSOR— EGYPT AND SYRIA [ch. x 
 
 This school term we were greatly pleased at Villiers 
 winning the Junior Oppidan Exhibition at Eton. He 
 had not even told us that he was going in for it, and we 
 saw the first announcement in The Times. His master, 
 Mr. Donaldson, wrote that he took it "in his stride 
 without quickening his space at all or making any 
 special preparation for it.*' It was certainly a credit- 
 able performance after missing a whole term while in 
 India. 
 
 In February 1890 Lady Galloway and I set ofi on a 
 fresh expedition. Jersey was anxious that I should 
 escape the cold, and held out hopes — unfortunately not 
 fulfilled — of joining us later. We went by a Messageries 
 steamer — the Congo — to Alexandria, and thence to Cairo, 
 where we found various friends, including Colonel 
 Kitchener, who had meantime stayed at Osterley and 
 who looked after us splendidly. He was very amusing, 
 and when there was a difficulty about our cabins on 
 the Nile boat he went off with us to Cook's Office and 
 said that we must have two cabins instead of two berths 
 with which, despite our orders given in London, they 
 tried to put us off. No one in Egypt could ever resist 
 Kjtchener's orders. He declared that we represented 
 two aunts whom he expected. I do not mean that he 
 told Cook this. 
 
 He told us how he and other officers had looked after 
 Mr. Chamberlain on a late journey up the Nile and how 
 he felt sure that they had enlightened him a good deal. 
 It was very shortly after this that Mr. Chamberlain 
 made a famous speech in Birmingham wherein he said 
 that he had seen enough of Egypt to realise that Eng- 
 land could not abandon the country in its present con- 
 dition. I do not remember the words, but that was 
 what they conveyed, quite different from former Radical
 
 VOYAGE UP THE NILE 215 
 
 pronouncements. That was the great thing with Mr. 
 Chambeilain. As I have already maintained, he had 
 an open mind, and was ready to learn from facts and 
 experience. 
 
 To return to our Egyptian experiences. We went to 
 Luxor on the post boat, and spent about a week at the 
 hotel there. We found all sorts of friends on daha- 
 byahs and in other places, and were duly impressed by 
 the mighty temples and tombs of the kings. I do not 
 attempt any description of these marvels, never to 
 be forgotten by those who have seen them. 
 
 While we were at Luxor the Sirdar, Sir Francis Gren- 
 fell, arrived on a tour of inspection with LadvGrenfell and 
 others. We joined the same steamer, the Rameses, and 
 having so many friends on board made the voyage as 
 far as Assouan additionally pleasant. The direct 
 military jurisdiction at that time began near Edfou, 
 and a force of Ababdeh, or native guerilla police who w^ere 
 paid to guard the wells, came to receive the Sirdar on 
 his reaching this territory. A number mounted on 
 camels led by their Sheikh on horseback galloped along 
 the bank as the ship steamed on. At Edfou itself 
 there w^as a great reception of native infantry and others 
 mounted on camels and horses. 
 
 On this trip we saw beautiful Phila? in perfection ; 
 and also had the experience, while at Assouan, of 
 shooting the cataract, really a succession of rapids 
 among rocks. The Ijoatmen took care to make this 
 appear quite dangerous by getting close to a rock and 
 then just avoiding it with loud shouts. An Austrian, 
 Prince Schwarzenberg, who was one of our fellow- 
 passengers, looked pretty anxious during the process, 
 but there was no real cause for alarm. Last time we 
 visited Egypt the Dam, though of enormous benefit to
 
 216 WINDSOR— EGYPT AND SYRIA [ch. x 
 
 the country, had destroyed much of the charm of Phila) 
 and of the excitement of the cataract. 
 
 From Assouan the Grenfells and their party went on 
 to Wady Haifa, and Lady Galloway, Mr. Clarke of the 
 British Agency, and I set off on our return journey to 
 Cairo. Prince Schwarzenberg and his friend Count 
 Westfahlen were our fellow-passengers. The Prince 
 was very melancholy, having lost a young wife to whom 
 he was devoted ; also he was very religious. Count 
 Westfahlen admired him greatly. The Prince was 
 quite interesting and cheered up considerably in the 
 course of our voyage. He was a good deal impressed 
 by the ordinary fact, as it seemed to us, that the English 
 on board the steamer had left a portion of the deck 
 undisturbed for the Sirdar's party without having 
 been officially requested to do so. According to him, 
 Austrians of the middle- class would not have done so 
 under similar circumstances. On the other hand, he 
 was astonished to learn that English boys of our own 
 families were in the habit of playing games with the 
 villagers. If his views of Bohemian society were cor- 
 rect, " democracy " for good and for evil was at a dis- 
 tinct discount ! 
 
 Meantime the most amusing part of our down-river 
 voyage occurred at Assiout, where the steamer anchored, 
 and wherewe spent the afternoon with the Mudir Choucry 
 Pasha and dined with him in the evening. He received 
 us with a splendid cortege of donkeys (quite superior 
 to the ordinary race) and attendants ; and showed us 
 the hospital — where there were some women among 
 others who had been wounded at Toski — the prison, 
 and American schools. What entertained us most, 
 however, was an Italian Franciscan convent where the 
 nuns trained girls. The Prince was quite scandalised
 
 CHOUCRY PASHA. PRINCESS NAZLI 217 
 
 because, he said, they ought to have been strictly 
 cloistered — whereas they admitted him, Mr. Clarke, and 
 the Mudir, whom tliey declared was '* un bon papa " ; 
 and one of the nuns played "11 Bacio " and the Bou- 
 langer Hymn for our amusement. 
 
 Choucry Pasha then took Lady Galloway and me to 
 visit his wife and married daughter, who, though their 
 charms were by no means dangerous, were much more 
 particular in secluding themselves than the nuns, for 
 the men of our party had to keep out of the way until 
 our interview was over and they had retired. Then 
 the Mudir sent a messenger to ask the Prince and Mr. 
 Clarke to join us. They declared that they were taken 
 aback when the black servant conveyed the summons 
 thus : " Pasha, ladies, harem," not feeling sure but 
 that they would have to rescue us from an unknown 
 fate. What they did find in the house was the dusky 
 host on his knees unpacking his portmanteau before us 
 in order to produce for our inspection some antiquities 
 which he had stowed away amongst his socks and other 
 garments ! 
 
 The dinner, later in the evening, consisted of various 
 oriental dishes, and a large turkey appearing after 
 sweet pastry. 
 
 While at Cairo we paid a visit to the well-known 
 Princess Nazli, a relation of the Khedive's who received 
 Europeans, both men and ladies, but not altogether 
 with the approval of her vice-regal relatives. She said 
 that the doctor wanted her to go to the Kissingen baths, 
 but the Khedive did not like her to go alone, wouhi 
 prefer that she should marry someone. The Khedive 
 had told her in speaking of some other relations that 
 Sir Kvelyn Baring might interfere uilli anything else 
 but not with the members of his family. She had re-
 
 218 WINDSOR— EGYPT AND SYRIA [ch. x 
 
 torted, " You liad better let him interfere with the 
 family, as then he will resign in three weeks/' 
 
 She told us of the cruelties which she knew were 
 inflicted on their slaves by the old ladies of Ibrahim 
 Pasha's and Mehemet Ali's family, and of how her 
 English governess would send her to try to obtain 
 mercy when the screams of the victims were heard. 
 She remembered when she was a child how the ladies 
 taught their attendants to use the kourbash, and how 
 she saw the poor women covered with blood. 
 
 Among other notable people then in Cairo was the 
 explorer Henry Stanley (afterwards Sir Henry), who 
 had not long returned from his expedition to relieve 
 Emin Pasha, and had visited the Pigmies. We met him 
 at dinner at Colonel Kitchener's, and as I sat near 
 him we talked a good deal. My impression was that 
 he did not easily begin a conversation, but was fluent 
 when once launched. He was engaged on his book. 
 In Darkest Africa, in which he declared that there were 
 to be three pages devoted to a beautiful white lady 
 fragrant with the odours of Araby whom he met under 
 the Equator ! If I subsequently identified her I fear 
 that I have now forgotten her. 
 
 I remarked on the loss of my brother-in-law's relative 
 Mr. Powell, who had gone up in a balloon and never 
 been heard of again, whereat Stanley's comment was, 
 " That would be someone to look for ! " We had 
 already met his companion, Dr. Parkes, at the Citadel, 
 who had shown some of us the little darts used by the 
 dwarfs. Years later Mr. James Harrison brought 
 several of the Pigmy men and women to England, and 
 they performed at the Hippodrome. He kindly offered 
 to bring them down to one of our Osterley garden 
 parties, where they created great interest and amuse-
 
 THE PIGMIES 219 
 
 ment. They were about as big as children five to 
 seven years old, and quite willing to be led by the 
 hand. We had a long, low table arranged for them on 
 the lawn near some tall trees, and one of the little men 
 said, through the interpreter, that he thought that 
 " there must be good shooting in this forest." We 
 gave them some children's toys ; when the little woman 
 first saw a doll she shrank away quite frightened, but 
 was subsequently much pleased. The chief little man 
 appropriated a skipping-rope, and appeared with it 
 tied round his waist at the Hippodrome that evening. 
 We were told that the price of a wife among them was 
 two arrow^s, and one who had previously lost an arrow 
 was distressed at having lost " half a wife." The 
 Pigmies did not seem to mind the company, but when 
 one rather big man had inspected a little woman more 
 closely than pleased her she waited till he had turned 
 his back and then put out her tongue at him ! 
 
 To return to our travels in 1890. We left Port 
 Said on a Russian boat on the afternoon of March 19th 
 and reached Jaffa early the following morning and 
 Jerusalem the same evening. It was very thrilling, 
 and I am always glad that we were there before the 
 days of railways. The whole place was pervaded with 
 Russian pilgrims, many of whom arrived on our boat. 
 Jerusalem has inspired painters, scribes, and poets 
 for hundreds of years, so I will only mention one or 
 two of the scenes which struck us most. 
 
 Naturally the Church of the Holy Sepulchre made a 
 deep impression upon us. The Sepulchre may or may 
 not have been the original tomb in which our Lord was 
 laid, but it has been consecrated by the vows and 
 prayers of countless generations, thousands have shed 
 their blood to win that spot from the infidel, and if
 
 220 WINDSOR— EGYPT AND SYRIA [ch. x 
 
 warring Churches have built their chapels around it 
 at least they cluster under the same roof and bow to 
 the same Lord. The then Anglican Bishop, Dr. Blyth, 
 took us over the church. We entered by the Chapel 
 of the Angels into the little chapel or shrine containing 
 the Sepulchre. There indeed it was impossible to 
 forget the divisions of Christendom, as the altar over 
 the Holy Tomb was divided into two portions, one 
 decorated with images to suit the Latins, the other 
 with a picture to meet the views of the Orthodox Church. 
 Other chapels of the Roman and various Eastern 
 Churches surround the Sanctuary, the finest being that of 
 the Greeks, who seemed when we were there to exercise 
 the chief authority over the whole building. The Greek 
 Patriarch was a great friend of Bishop Blyth, and had 
 allowed one or two English and American clergymen 
 to celebrate in Abraham's Chapel, a curious little chapel 
 in an upper part of the mass of buildings included 
 in the church. Near it was the bush in which the ram 
 substituted for Isaac was supposed to have been caught. 
 
 Comprised in the church building are the steps up 
 to Calvary, the place of the Crucifixion, and the cleft 
 made by the earthquake in the rock. 
 
 The Church of the Nativity at Bethlehem is also 
 very interesting. The Grotto, said to be on the site 
 of the Stable, is under the church and the place of our 
 Lord's Birth is marked by a silver star let into the 
 pavement. Beyond are caves formerly inhabited by 
 St. Jerome, dark places in which to have translated 
 the Bible. As usual there are chapels for the different 
 sects, and blackened marks on the wall of a cave 
 showed where they set it on fire in one of their 
 quarrels. While we were in the church a procession 
 passed from the Latin Chapel to the Grotto, and a
 
 INN OF THE GOOD SAJMARITAN 221 
 
 Turkish soldier was standing with a fixed bayonet 
 opposite the Armenian Chapel to keep the peace as 
 it went by. The Armenians had been forced to fold 
 a corner of the carpet before their altar slanting in- 
 stead of square, that the Latin processions might have 
 no pretext for treading on it. I suppose Indian Mo- 
 hanmiedans are now enlisted as ecclesiastical police, 
 unless indeed the warring Churches trust to the im- 
 partiality of English Tommies. 
 
 From Jerusalem we had a delightful excursion to 
 Jericho. A carriage road over the mountain pass was 
 in course of construction, but we had to ride horses 
 as it was not yet ready for vehicles. On the way 
 we passed the usual Russian pilgrims with their greasy 
 ringlets, plodding on foot, but the most interesting 
 party was one we saw at the Khan or Inn at the top 
 of the pass. This Inn was no doubt on the site of that 
 where the Good Samaritan left the traveller whom he 
 had treated as a neighbour. Even if our Lord was 
 only relating a parable, not an historic incident, this 
 must have been the Inn which He had in mind, as it 
 is the one natural stopping-place for travellers between 
 Jerusalem and Jericho. While we were seated in the 
 courtyard resting awhile in the open-air in preference 
 to the primitive room within, there rode in a group 
 exactly like the pictures of the Flight into Egypt — 
 a man leading a donkey or mule (I forget which) on wiiich 
 was seated a woman carrying a baby, evidently taking 
 it to baptize in Jordan. " The Madonna and Child," 
 exclaimed Lady Galloway, and we felt thrill(;d to see 
 a living Bible picture before our eyes. 
 
 As U) falling among thieves, we had been assured 
 that there was every chance of our donig so unless we 
 paid the Sheikh of an Arab tribe to accompany ua as
 
 222 WINDSOR— EGYPT AND SYRIA [ch. x 
 
 escort, Tliis was a simple and generally accepted form 
 of blackmail. The plundering Arabs agreed among 
 themselves that any tourist giving a fixed sum to one 
 of their leaders should be guaranteed against the un- 
 welcome attentions of the rest. As a special tribute 
 to " Lord Salisbury's sister," we were also provided 
 with a Turkish soldier, but I doubt his utility. Anyhow 
 the Arab was more picturesque and probably a more 
 effectual guardian. 
 
 We had also with us our dragoman Nicholas, whom 
 we had brought on from Egypt. I do not think that 
 he knew much about Palestine, but he was always 
 ready with an answer, and generally asserted that any 
 spot we asked for was " just round the corner " of the 
 nearest hill. I maliciously asked for Moimt Carmel, 
 knowing that it was far to the north. With a wave of 
 his hand he declared, " Just round there." When we 
 reached the bituminous desert land surrounding the 
 Dead Sea I gravely asked for Lot's wife. " Lot's 
 wife ? " said Nicholas, hopelessly perplexed. " Don't 
 you know, Nicholas ? " said Lady Galloway. " She 
 was turned into a pillar of salt." " Oh yes," he replied 
 pointing to the nearest salt-like hillock, " there she is." 
 No doubt if he ever took later travellers to those parts 
 they had the benefit of our identification. 
 
 We stopped for luncheon at Jericho, and having 
 inspected the strange land surrounding the Dead Sea, 
 v/e went on to the Jordan, a small, rapid river flowing 
 among alders and rushes. There we washed our rings 
 and bracelets and then returned to the Jordan Hotel 
 at Jericho, a solitary building kept by a Hungarian, 
 very comfortable in a simple way — though possessing 
 a perfect farmyard of noisy animals. As is well known 
 the Dead Sea lies over 1,300 feet below the level of the
 
 THE HOLY CITY 223 
 
 Mediterranean and the Jordan discharges its water 
 into it, without any outlet on the other side. Hence 
 evaporation leaves all the saline deposits of the river 
 in this inland Sea and causes its weird dead appearance 
 and the heavy, forbidding nature of its waters. 
 
 It is impossible to dwell on all the spots named as 
 scenes of Gospel history and tradition. As Lady 
 Galloway truly remarked, the difference between the 
 story as simply told by the Evangelists, and the aggre- 
 gation of subsequent legend, deepened our conviction 
 of the truth which we had learnt in childhood. For 
 myself I had heard so much of the disappointment 
 which I should probably feel at finding Jerusalem so 
 small and thronged with so much that was tawdry 
 and counter to all our instincts, that I was relieved to 
 find the city and its surroundings far more beautiful 
 and impressive than I had expected. To look from 
 the Mount of Olives across the Valley of Jehoshaphat 
 to where the Mosque of Omar rises on Mount Zion is 
 in itself a revelation of all that stirred the souls of men 
 of three Faiths who fought and died to win the Holy 
 City. On the wall of rock on the city side of the Valley 
 a spot was pointed out to us on which Mohammedan 
 tradition foretold that Jesus would stand to judge 
 mankind at the Last Day. I asked why Mohammedans 
 should believe that our Lord would be the Judge. My 
 informant hesitatingly replied that '' He would judge 
 the world for not believing in Mohammed " — but I 
 think that the answer was only invented on the spur 
 of the moment. 
 
 The one sacred spot inside the city about which there 
 appeared to lie no dispute was Pilate's House, as from 
 time immemorial this building had been the abode of 
 the Roman Governor. When we saw it it formed part
 
 224 WINDSOR— EGYPT AND SYRIA [ch. x 
 
 of the Convent of tlie Sisters of Zion, very nice women 
 who educated orphans and carried on a day school. In 
 a basement was the old pavement with marks of some 
 kind of chess or draught board on which the Roman 
 soldiers played a game. One of the arches of the 
 court, now included in the Convent Chapel, is called 
 the Ecce Homo Arch, as it is probable that our Lord 
 stood under it when Pilate said " Behold the Man." 
 
 On our way back to Jaffa we slept at Ramleh and again 
 embarked on a Russian steamer, which sailed on the 
 evening of March 25th and reached Beyrout on the 
 following morning. Jaffa was known as a very difficult 
 port in rough weather, but we were lucky both in 
 landing and embarking. One of the rocks which impeded 
 the entrance to the port was believed to have been 
 the monster which Perseus petrified with the head of 
 Medusa. I only hope that no engineer has blown 
 up this classic rock for the sake of any improvement 
 to the harbour ! 
 
 Palestine must have entirely changed since we were 
 there thirty- one years ago, and it is curious to look 
 back on the problems exercising men's minds at that 
 time. The Jewish population was then stated to have 
 nearly trebled itself in ten years. We were rather 
 entertained by a sermon delivered by a very vehement 
 cleric in the English Church. He prophesied that 
 the Empire of Israel was bound to attain its ancient 
 magnificent limits, but he said that he was not asking 
 his congregation to contribute to this achievement 
 (though he gave them the opportunity), as it was 
 certain to be effected ; only any of us who held back 
 would not share in the ultimate triumph. I do not 
 know what he would have said now, but if alive and 
 holding the same views he must be a kind of Zionist.
 
 BALBEC 226 
 
 The Siiltau had given the old Church of the Knights 
 of St. John of Jerusalem to the Emperor Frederick 
 for the Germans, and the performances of his son are 
 only too familiar, but in our day the fear was of Russian 
 machinations. Russian pilgrims, as a pious act, were 
 carrying stones to assist in building the Russian church, 
 of which the tall minaret dominated the Mount of 
 (.)lives, and the Russian Government was erecting 
 large buildings for pilgrims just outside the city walls 
 which, as we were significantly told, would be equally 
 available for troops. 
 
 From Beyrout we had a two days' drive, sleeping 
 at Shtora on the way to Balbec. The road was over 
 Lebanon, and a wonderful piece of French engineering. 
 The Hotel de Palmyra at Balbec was very comfortable. 
 We found close by some of the first tourists of the 
 season in tents supplied by Cook. They were very 
 cheerful, but I think must have been rather cold, as 
 March is full early for camping out in those regions 
 and there was plenty of snow on the mountain tops. 
 The women in that region wear a kind of patten 
 in winter to keep them above the snow. It is a 
 wooden over- shoe with raised sole and high wooden 
 heel instead of the iron ring under English pattens. 
 We were amazed at the splendour of the ruined Temples 
 of Balbec, where the Sun was worshipped at different 
 periods of ancient history as Baal or Jupiter. Most 
 astonishing of all was the enormous Phoenician plat- 
 form or substructure of great stones, three of which 
 are each well over GO feet long. In a c^uarry near by 
 is another stone, G8 feet long, hewn but not cut away 
 from the rock. 
 
 From Balbec we drove to Danuiscus, and met on 
 the way an escort aent to meet Lady Galloway. We
 
 226 WINDSOR— EGYPT AND SYRIA [oh. x 
 
 did not take the escort beyond Shtora, where we had 
 luncheon, but at Hemeh we found the Vice-Consul, 
 Mr. Meshaka, and a carriage and guard of honour 
 sent by the Governor, so we drove into the town in 
 state. 
 
 The result of these attentions to " the Prime Minister's 
 sister'' was comic. A weird female had, it appears, 
 seen us at Jerusalem and followed our traces to Dam- 
 ascus. We saw her once coming into the restaurant 
 smoking a big cigar, and heard that she drank. She 
 was reported to have had a difference with her late 
 husband's trustees on the subject of his cremation. 
 Whether he, or she, or the trustees wanted him cremated 
 I forget, and am uncertain whether she was carrying 
 about his ashes, but anyhow she had vowed vengeance 
 against Lady Galloway because we had been provided 
 with an escort on more than one occasion and she had 
 not. The maids said that this woman had armed 
 herself with a revolver and sworn to shoot her rival ! 
 I will record our further meeting in due course. 
 
 Meantime we were delighted with Damascus, one 
 of the most beautiful cities I have ever seen, standing 
 amidst orchards then flowering with blossom, among 
 which run Abana and Pharpar, so picturesque in their 
 windings that we were inclined to forgive Naaman 
 for vaunting them as " better than all the waters of 
 Israel." The men wore long quilted coats of brilliant 
 colours, red, green, and yellow, and the women brightly 
 coloured cotton garments. The whole effect was 
 cheerful and gay. 
 
 Being an Oriental city, it was naturally full of intrigue 
 and various citizens, notably the Jews, tried to claim 
 European nationality so as to evade the exactions 
 of the Turkish Government, but as far as we could
 
 DMIASCUS. LADY ELLENBOROUGH 227 
 
 judge they seemed very prosperous. We visited several 
 houses, Turkish, Christian, and Jewish, very pretty, 
 built round courts with orange trees and basins of 
 water in the centre. The rooms were painted, or 
 inL^id with marble — one of the Jewish houses quite 
 gorgeous with inlaying, mother-of-pearl work, and 
 carved marble ; in one room a marble tree, white, with 
 a yellow canary-bird perching in its branches. I 
 think it was this house which boasted a fresco of the 
 Crystal Palace to show that its owner lived under the 
 " High Protection of the British Government." Per- 
 haps the family has now substituted a painting of the 
 Eiffel Tower to propitiate the French. 
 
 We w^ent to a mountain-spot overlooking the town 
 below the platform called Paradise, from which tradition 
 Bays that Mohammed looked down on the city, but 
 thought it so beautiful that he refrained from entering 
 it lest having enjoyed Paradise in this life he should 
 forfeit a right to it hereafter. It is a pretty story, 
 but I fear that history records that he did visit Damas- 
 cus, for which I trust that he w^as forgiven, as the 
 temptation must have been great. 
 
 We were much interested while at Damascus in 
 hearing more about Lady Ellenborough, w^ho had lived 
 in the house occupied by the Consul, Mr. Dickson, who 
 was very kind to us during our stay. 
 
 Lady Ellenborough was quite as adventurous a lady 
 as Lady Hester Stanhope, and her existence on the 
 whole more varied. She was the daughter of Admiral 
 Sir Henry Digby, and when quite a young girl nuirried 
 Lord Kllenborougii, then a widower. After six years' 
 experience of matrimony she was divorced, it was said 
 in consequence of her flirtations with thc^ then Prince 
 Schwurzenberg. However, that may have been, she
 
 228 WINDSOR— EGYPT AND SYRIA [ch. x 
 
 was at one time married to a Bavarian Baron Venn- 
 ingen. How she got rid of him I do not know, but she 
 was well known as the " wife " of Hadji Petros the 
 brigand, whose son I have mentioned as among our 
 friends at Athens. While in Greece she fell a victim 
 to the fascination of the handsome Sheikh Mejmel 
 el Mazrab, who had brought over Arab horses for sale. 
 She went off with him, and her marriage to him is duly 
 recorded in Burke's Peerage. She lived with him 
 partly at Damascus and partly in the desert, evidently 
 much respected by her neighbours, who called her 
 " Lady Digby " or " Mrs. Digby '' as being sister of 
 Lord Digby. She was a good artist and is said to have 
 been very clever and pleasant. She dressed like a 
 Bedouin woman, and when she attended the English 
 church service came wrapped in her burnous ; but Mr. 
 Dickson's father, who was then the clergyman, always 
 knew when she had been there by finding a sovereign 
 in the plate. She died in 1881. 1 never heard that she 
 had a child by any of her husbands. 
 
 Among the glories of Damascus is the great Mosque, 
 once a Christian church, and hallowed by both Christian 
 and Moslem relics. When we were there it still had an 
 inscription high up, I think in Greek characters, stating 
 that the Kingdoms of this World should become the 
 Kingdoms of Christ. There was a fire some time after 
 we saw it, but I trust that the inscription is still intact. 
 Among the many other places which we saw was the 
 wall down which St. Paul escaped in a basket, and as 
 we looked thence into the desert Mr. Dickson told us 
 that until a short time before, a camel post started 
 regularly from a gate near by, bearing an Indian mail 
 to go by way of Bagdad. Before the Overland Route 
 was opened this was one of the speediest routes, and
 
 ORIENTAL METHODS OF TRADE 229 
 
 was continued long after the necessity had ceased to 
 exist. 
 
 Time was some difficulty in Damascus, as Europeans 
 generally reckoned by the usual clock, while the natives, 
 Syrians and Arabs, counted, as in Biblical days, from 
 sunrise to sunset and their hours varied from day 
 to day — not that punctuality worried them nmch. 
 In making an appointment, however, in which men of 
 East and West were both involved it was necessary 
 to specify which sort of time was approximately in- 
 tended. Mr. Meshaka kindly took us to make some 
 purchases, and he introduced us to one shop in which 
 the proprietor — an Oriental, but I forget of exactly 
 what nationality — had really established fixed prices 
 on a reasonable scale. While we were looking round 
 some Americans came in and began asking prices. 
 The shopkeeper told them his principle of trade, where- 
 upon said one of them : " That will not do at all. You 
 must say so much more than you want and I must offer 
 80 much less. Then we must bargain until we come 
 to an agreement." 
 
 While they were considering their purchases I asked 
 the price of some tiny models, in Damascus ware, of 
 the women's snow-shoes. The man answered me 
 aloud, and then came up and whispered that they were 
 a fifth of the price, but he was obliged to put it on 
 nominally " because of those people " ! How can 
 dealers remain honest with such inducements to " pro- 
 liteering " i However, there is not much risk of their 
 abandoning their ancient methods of trade. 1 recollect 
 Captain Hcxt (our P. and O. fellow-traveller) telling me 
 of one of his experiences somewhere in tlie Levant. 
 While his ship stopped at a port one of the usual local 
 hawkers came on board and showed him a curio which
 
 230 WINDSOR—EGYPT AND SYRIA [oh. x 
 
 he wished to possess. Captain Hext and the man were 
 in a cabin, and the man reiterated that the object in 
 question was worth a considerable sum, which he 
 named. While Captain Hext was hesitating a note for 
 him was dropped through the cabin- window by a 
 friend well versed in the habits of those regions. Acting 
 on the advice which it contained, he said to the hawker, 
 " By the head of your grandmother is this worth so 
 much ? " The man turned quite pale, and replied, 
 " By the head of my grandmother it is worth " — naming 
 a much lower sum — which he accepted, but asked 
 Captain Hext how he had learnt this formula (which 
 of course he did not reveal) and implored him to tell 
 no one else or he would be ruined. I am not quite 
 sure whether it was the " head '' or the " soul " of 
 his grandmother by which he had to swear, but I think 
 head. 
 
 We drove back from Damascus via Shtora to Beyrout, 
 where the Consul told us of the strange requirements of 
 visitors. One told him that he had been directed to 
 pray for some forty days in a cave — and expected the 
 Consul to find him the cave ! 
 
 At Beyrout we took an Austrian boat and had a 
 most interesting voyage, stopping at Larnaca (Cyprus) 
 and at Rhodes, where I had just time to run up the 
 Street of the Knights. Early on Easter Eve we reached 
 Smyrna, where we stayed at the British Consulate with 
 Mr. Holmwood till the following afternoon. There was 
 a considerable population of mixed nationalities, amongst 
 them English whose children had never been in England. 
 Some of the young women whom we saw in church on 
 Easter Sunday were plump, white- skinned, and dark- 
 eyed like Orientals. Mr. Holmwood said that many 
 were sent for education to Constantinople, and ap-
 
 SMYRNA 231 
 
 parently an Eastern life, necessarily with little exercise 
 or occupation, had even affected their appearance. 
 
 It was by no means safe in those days to venture far 
 outside the town, for brigands were dreaded, and only 
 some two years previously had carried off the sons of 
 one of the principal English merchants and held them 
 to ransom. They sent word that they would let them 
 go free if the father would come unarmed and un- 
 attended to a certain spot and bring £500. On his 
 undertaking to do so they liberated the boys without 
 waiting for the actual money, but the youngest died 
 from the effects of exposure, their captors having had 
 constantly to move to avoid pursuit. Mr. Holmwood 
 would not let us out of the sight of himself and his 
 dragoman, for he said that the Turks, unlike the Greeks, 
 had no respect for women. 
 
 A Canon Cazenove who was in our ship officiated on 
 Easter Sunday. The British Government having ceased 
 to subsidise a chaplain for the Consular Church, there 
 was only service when a travelling clergyman could be 
 annexed, but the congregation rolled up joyfully at 
 short notice. While we were in churcli we heard 
 cannon discharged outside in honour of the Sultan's 
 birthday, and the impression was somewhat strange — 
 an English service in the precincts of one of the Seven 
 Churches of the Revelation, a congregation partly of 
 travelling, partly of orientalised British, and without 
 the echoes of Mohammedan rule. Poor Smyrna ! still 
 the battleground of warring races. 
 
 We resumed our voyage and I was thrilled when we 
 passed Tenedos, touching at Besika Bay and seeing in 
 tlie distance the Plains of Troy. We entered the 
 JJardanelles in rain and mist, and 1 think it was fortu- 
 uat<; that we got through safely, as our Austrian rnplnin,
 
 232 WINDSOR— EGYPT AND SYRIA [ch. x 
 
 thougli a mild lover of little birds, was also credited with 
 an affection for drink. A fine morning followed the 
 wet evening ; Sir Edgar Vincent sent a boat from the 
 Bank to meet us, and received us most hospitably in 
 his charming house. During a delightful week at 
 Constantinople we saw all the " lions " of that 
 wonderful city, under his auspices. 
 
 Despite its unrivalled position and the skill and 
 wealth lavished upon it by Christendom and Islam, I 
 do not think that Constantinople takes the same hold 
 upon one's affection as Athens or Rome. Many of the 
 buildings seem to have been " run up " for the glory of 
 some ruler rather than grown up out of the deep-rooted 
 religion or patriotism of a race. St. Sophia is glorious 
 with its cupola and its varied marble columns, but greatly 
 spoilt by the flaunting green shields with the names of 
 the companions of the Prophet ; and the whole effect 
 is distorted because the prayer carpets covering the 
 pavement have to slant towards the Kebla, the niche 
 or tablet indicating the direction of Mecca ; whereas 
 the Mosque, having been built as a Christian church, 
 was destined to look towards Jerusalem — at least it 
 was built so that the congregation should turn to the 
 East. 
 
 There was, however, one beautiful object which we 
 were delighted to have seen while it retained a brilliance 
 which it has since lost. There were in a new building 
 in process of erection opposite the Museum four tombs 
 which had lately been discovered near Sidon and brought 
 to Constantinople by Hampdi Bey, Director of the 
 School of Art. All were fine, but the finest was that 
 dignified by the name of Alexander's Tomb. The 
 attribution was doubtful, but not the beauty. They 
 had been covered up while the building was in progress,
 
 CONSTANTINOPLE 233 
 
 but were just uncovered and we were allowed to see 
 them. Tlie unrivalled reliefs on " Alexander's Tomb " 
 represented Greeks and Persians first as fighting, and 
 then as having made friends. The two nations were 
 easily distinguished, as the Greeks had hardly any gar- 
 ments, while the Persians were fully clothed. The 
 tombs having long been buried in the sand, the vivid 
 colours, and particularly the purple worn by the Per- 
 sians, had been perfectly preserved, but I understand 
 that, exposed to the light, all soon faded aw^ay. 
 
 The streets of Constantinople were not nearly so gay 
 as those of Cairo or of many other Eastern towns which 
 I have seen. Things may have altered now, but during 
 our visit hardly any women walked about the city, and 
 the men were mostly dressed in dark European clothes 
 with red fezes, not at all picturesque. At the Sweet 
 AVaters, a stream in a valley rather like Richmond, 
 where we drove on Friday afternoon, it was different. 
 The ladies celebrated their Sabbath by driving in shut 
 carriages, or walking about near the water, in gay- 
 coloured mantles, often with parasols to match, and with 
 transparent veils which did not at all conceal their 
 very evident charms. 
 
 Sir \\'illiam White was then Ambassador, and he and 
 his wife were very kind to us. Among other things 
 Lady White invited us to join a party going over to 
 Kadikeui on the Scutari side of the Bosphorus. It 
 was a quaint expedition. The P^mbassy launch and 
 the French launch each carried guests. The French 
 launrh, " mouchc " as they called it, started first, but 
 the sea was rapidly rising, and the few minutes which 
 clap'^od before we followed meant that the waves were 
 almost dangerous. It was impossible, however, that 
 the British should show the white feather when France
 
 234 WINDSOR— EGYPT AND SYRIA [ch. x 
 
 led the way. Lady Galloway and I sat silent, one or 
 two foreign ladies, Belgians, I think, screamed and 
 ejaculated ; the Swedish Minister sat on the prow like 
 a hardy Norseman and encouraged the rest of us, but 
 the Persian Minister wept hot tears, while Lady White 
 stood over him and tried to console him with a lace- 
 trimmed handkerchief and a bottle of eau de Cologne. 
 
 Having landed as best we could. Sir Edgar Vincent, 
 Lady Galloway and I drove to Scutari, where we saw 
 the howling dervishes. There was a band of little 
 children who were to lie on the floor for the chief, and 
 specially holy, dervish to walk upon at the conclusion 
 of the howling ceremony. The building where this 
 took place was so hot and crowded that I soon went 
 outside to wait for my companions. Immediately a 
 number of dishevelled inhabitants began to gather 
 round me, but I dispersed them with my one word of 
 Turkish pronounced in a loud and indignant tone. I 
 do not know how it is spelt, but it is pronounced " Haiti " 
 and means " go away." I make it a point in any 
 fresh country to learn if possible the equivalent for the 
 words '' hot water '' and " go away.'' I suppose as 
 we were not in an hotel I found the Turkish for " hot 
 water " unnecessary, but " go away " is always useful. 
 
 Among the people we met in Constantinople was a 
 venerable Pasha called Ahmed Vefyk, who used to 
 govern Brusa and part of Asia Minor, and was noted 
 for his honest energy, and for doing what he thought 
 right irrespective of the Sultan. He talked English 
 well, and his reminiscences were amusing. He told us 
 that fifty-five years previously he had taken thirty-nine 
 days to travel from Paris to Constantinople and then 
 everyone came to see him as a curiosity. He introduced 
 us to his fat wife and to a daughter, and offered to make
 
 THE SELAMLIK 235 
 
 all arrangements for us if we would visit his former 
 Government. 
 
 Alas ! time did not admit, neither could we wait to 
 dine with the Sultan, though we received messages 
 desiring that we should do so. We were told, however, 
 that the Sultan always wished to retain known visitors 
 m Constantinople, and to effect this would ask them to 
 dine and then keep postponing the date so as to delay 
 their departure. We could not chance this, so were 
 obliged to leave without having seen more of His 
 Majesty than his arrival at the ceremony of the Selamlik 
 — a very pretty sight, but one which has often been 
 described. We were at a window just opposite the 
 Mosque and were edified, among other incidents, by the 
 way in which the ladies of the harem had to perform 
 their devotions. They were driven up in closed carriages, 
 their horses (not themselves) were taken out, and they 
 remained seated in the vehicles for the duration of the 
 service, which lasted about three-quarters of an hour. 
 Imagine Miss Maud Royden left in a taxi outside a church 
 while the ministers officiated within ! The Sultan was 
 driven up with brown horses, and drove himself away 
 in another carriage with white ones. I do not know if 
 this had any symbolic significance. 
 
 We left Constantinople by the Orient Express on the 
 evening of April 14th, and had quite an exciting journey 
 to Vienna, which we reached on the afternoon of the 
 lOth. Sir Kdgar Vincent accompanied us, and there 
 was also on the train Captain Waller, a Queen's 
 Messenger, anfl these were each bound to have a sepa- 
 rate sleeping compartment. There were various pas- 
 sengers of difTercnt nationalities, including our maids. 
 
 A compartment with four berths had been reserved 
 for Lady Galloway and myself — but when the maids
 
 236 WINDSOR— EGYPT AND SYRIA [ch. x 
 
 looked in to arrange it they came back in alarm, an- 
 nouncing that our Damascus foewoman of the revolver 
 and the cigar had installed herself in our compartment 
 and refused to move ! Of course Sir Edgar, being 
 Governor of the Imperial Ottoman Bank, was all- 
 powerful and the lady had to give way — but there was 
 another sufferer. Later on a Greek who shared a 
 compartment with a German wanted to fight him ; they 
 had to be forcibly separated and the Greek shut up for 
 Tuesday night in the saloon while the German was 
 left in possession — which further reduced the accommo- 
 dation. When we stopped at Budapest, about mid- 
 night, the sister of the Queen of Servia was escorted 
 into the train with flowers and courtesy, but the poor 
 woman had to spend the night in the passage, as the 
 alternatives were sharing the compartment of the 
 revolver woman, who, we were told in the morning, 
 terrified her by barking like a dog, or going into the 
 saloon with the Greek, equally uncomfortable. 
 
 These were not all the excitements. Previously, 
 at Sofia, Prince Ferdinand of Bulgaria got into the 
 train accompanied by an imposing-looking man who we 
 thought was Stambuloff, the Prime Minister afterwards 
 assassinated. It appeared that Prince Ferdinand's 
 pastime was to join the train in this way, have his 
 dejeuner on board, get out at the frontier, and return to 
 his capital by the next train. It seemed a curious mode 
 of enjoyment, but probably Bulgaria was less lively 
 than it has become since. We heard afterwards that 
 he was annoyed because Sir Edgar and ourselves had 
 not been presented to him, but he might have given a 
 hint had he wished it. 
 
 Anyhow, we presently saw some apricot omelettes 
 walking about and asked for some, but were told that
 
 THE ORIENT EXPRESS 237 
 
 this was a dejeuner commande and we could not share 
 it, to which deprivation we resigned ourselves. When 
 the repast was over, however, an American solemnly 
 addressed Sir Edgar saying, " Did you, who were near 
 the royal circle, have any of that asparagus ? '' (I 
 think it was asparagus — may have been French beans.) 
 ** No," replied Sir Edgar. " Very well then," said the 
 Yankee ; " since you had none I will not protest, but 
 we were refused it, and if you had had any I should 
 certainly have made a row. It was lucky that we had 
 not shared any of the Princely fare, for there was hardly 
 space for more rows on that train. 
 
 At Vienna Lady Galloway and I parted. She went 
 to her relatives at Berlin, and I returned via Cologne 
 and Flushing to England, where I was very glad to 
 rejoin my family after these long wanderings. 
 
 We had some very happy parties at Osterley during 
 the succeeding summer. I have already mentioned 
 Mr. Henry James's description of the place. Our great 
 friend Sir Herbert Maxwell, in his novel Sir Lucian 
 Elphin, also adopted it under another name as the 
 background of one of his scenes, and I have quoted Mr. 
 Ashley's verses written in 1887. I love the place and 
 its memories so dearly that I cannot resist adding the 
 testimony of another friend, Mr. Augustus Hare. He 
 knew it well both in the days of the Duchess of Cleve- 
 land and after we had taken up our abode there, and 
 mentions it several times in The Story of my Life, but 
 he tells, in an accoimt of a visit to us including the Bank 
 Holiday of August 1890, of our last party before we went 
 to Australia. From that 1 extract a few lines, omitting 
 the over-kindly portraits of ourselves which he was apt 
 to draw of his friends : 
 
 " I wont to Osterley, which looked bewitching, vnth
 
 238 WINDSOR— EGYPT AND SYRIA [ch. x 
 
 its swans floating in sunshine beyond the shade of the 
 old cedars. Those radiant gardens will now bloom 
 through five years unseen, for Lord Jersey has accepted 
 the Governorship of New South Wales, which can only be 
 from a sense of duty, as it is an immense self-sacrifice. 
 
 • ■ ■ • • 
 
 " The weather was really hot enough for the luxury of 
 open windows everywhere and for sitting out all day. 
 The party was a most pleasant one. M. de Stael, the 
 Russian Ambassador ; Lady Crawford, still lovely as 
 daylight, and her nice daughter Lady Evelyn ; Lady 
 Galloway, brimming with cleverness ; M. de Montholon, 
 French Minister at Athens ; Mr. and Mrs. Frank Parker, 
 most amusing and cheery ; Sir Philip Currie^ General 
 Feilding, etc. Everything was most unostentatiously 
 sumptuous and most enjoyable. On Monday we were 
 sent in three carriages to Richmond, where we saw Sir 
 Francis Cook's collection, very curious and worth 
 seeing as it is, but which, if his pictures deserved the 
 names they bear, would be one of the finest collections 
 in the world. Then after a luxurious luncheon at the 
 Star and Garter we went on to Ham House, where Lady 
 Huntingtower showed the curiosities, including all the 
 old dresses kept in a chest in the long gallery. Finally 
 I told the Jersey children — splendid audience — a long 
 story in a glade of the Osterley garden, where the 
 scene might have recalled the Decameron. I was very 
 sorry to leave these kind friends, and to know it would 
 be so long before I saw them again."' 
 
 Sir Francis Cook — Viscount Monserrate in Portugal — 
 had a wonderful collection both of pictures and objets 
 d'art which he was always ready to show to our 
 friends and ourselves. I am not expert enough to 
 know whether all the names attributed to the pictures 
 could be verified, but I can answer for one which we saw 
 on an occasion when we took Lord Rowton over with 
 some others. It was a large circular painting of the
 
 STORY OF A PICTURE 239 
 
 Adoration of the Magi by Filippo Lippi. Lord Rowton 
 expressed the greatest interest in seeing it, as he said 
 that Lord Beaconsfield and himself had hesitated 
 greatly whether to utilise the money received for 
 Endyinion to purchase this beautiful picture, which was 
 then in the market, or to buy the house in Curzon 
 Street. I should think the decision to buy the house 
 was a ^ise one under the circumstances, but the picture 
 is a magnificent one. I saw it not long ago at an ex- 
 hibition of the Burlington Fine Arts Club lent by the 
 son — or grandson — of Sir Francis Cook.
 
 CHAPTER XI 
 
 FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF AUSTRALIA 
 
 Mr. Hare's account of our August Party in 1890 men- 
 tions the reason of its being the last for some time. My 
 husband had been already offered the Governorship of 
 Bombay and would have liked it for many reasons, but 
 was obliged to decline as the climate might have 
 been injurious after an attack of typhoid fever from 
 which he had not long recovered. He was then ap- 
 pointed Paymaster- General, an unpaid office which he 
 held for about a year. The principal incident which 
 I recollect in this connection was a lengthened dispute 
 between his Department and the Treasury over a sum 
 of either two pounds or two shillings — I think the 
 latter — which had gone wrong in an expenditure of 
 thirty-five millions. In the end Jersey came to me and 
 triumphantly announced that the Paymaster- General's 
 Department had been proved to be in the right. How 
 much paper, ink, and Secretary's time had gone to 
 this conclusion I cannot say. Postage being " On Her 
 Majesty's Service " would not come into the reckoning. 
 We had one other experience of pre-war War Office 
 methods, but that was many years later. A rumour 
 arrived in Middleton village that the soldier son of one 
 of our labourers had had his head blown off. As there 
 was no war proceeding at the time, we could not think 
 how this accident had happened, and went to ask the 
 parents where their son was stationed. They had no 
 
 240
 
 WAR OFFICE RED TAPE 241 
 
 clear idea, but after a long tallc remembered that they 
 had received a photograph of his regiment with the 
 Pyramids in the background. Armed with this in- 
 formation we approached the War Office and ultimately 
 elicited that the poor youth had not lost his head, but 
 had died of fever in Egypt, when arose the question of 
 certain pay due to him. The War Office, with an in- 
 satiable thirst for information, would pay nothing 
 until elaborate forms were filled up with the names and 
 addresses of all the brothers and sisters. These proved 
 to be scattered over the face of the Empire, and as the 
 parents could neither read nor write, endless visits to 
 them were necessary before we could find out enough 
 to fill in the forms. Before this was accomplished I had 
 to leave home and one of my daughters took charge. 
 
 At last she wrote that the money was really being 
 paid to the old father and would be deposited in the 
 Post Office. Knowing that he was very shaky, I wrote 
 back begging that she would get him to sign a paper 
 naming his heir, but before this was done he suddenly 
 fell down dead, leaving the money in the Post Office, and 
 my daughter corresponded on alternate days with the 
 General Post Office and the War Office before she could 
 get it out. Then some more money was found to be 
 due, and the War Office said they could not pay it 
 until they had certificates from the sexton and the 
 undertaker who had buried the poor old man. I was 
 back by the time these were procured, and lo and behold ! 
 one spelt his name Hitchcox and one Hitchcocks. 
 Foreseeing another lengthened correspondence, I en- 
 closed the ionn with a letter in Jersey's name vouching 
 for the fact that they referred to the. same person but 
 that the villagers spelt the name in two dillerent ways. 
 Fortunately the War Office felt that they were now
 
 242 FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF AUSTRALIA [ch. x 
 
 sufficiently acquainted with the family biography and 
 paid up. No wonder a plethora of clerks was needed 
 even in pre-war days. 
 
 To return to our own affairs. The late Lord Knuta- 
 ford, then Colonial Secretary, in the summer of 1890 
 asked my husband if he would accept the Governorship 
 of New South Wales, and he consented. Great stress 
 was laid on our not telling anyone before the Queen 
 had approved, and we were most conscientious, though 
 I do not believe that other people keep such offers 
 equally secret from all their friends and relatives. It 
 was rather inconvenient as we wanted to invite my 
 brother Rupert to accompany us as A.D.C. and he was 
 already committed to another appointment abroad. 
 As soon as the telegram announcing the Queen's ap- 
 proval arrived, I sent a footman to look for him at 
 two or three addresses saying that he must find Captain 
 Leigh somehow. He brought him back in triumph, 
 having caught him in the street. Lord Ancram and 
 my cousin Harry Cholmondeley were the other A.D.Cs., 
 and George Goschen, now Lord Goschen, Private 
 Secretary. 
 
 Just before we were due to start, the Queen sent 
 for us to Balmoral to say good-bye. We there met 
 amongst others the Duke of Clarence, the only time I ever 
 saw him, and I thought him a singularly gentle, modest 
 young man. Some old gentleman had lately left him a 
 long gold and turquoise chain which had belonged to 
 Marie Antoinette. He told the Queen about it, and, 
 with genuine surprise, said he could not think why it 
 had been left to him. Her Majesty expressed the 
 greatest interest in anything which had belonged to 
 Marie Antoinette, so he ran upstairs and brought it 
 down for his grandmother's inspection. He talked of
 
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 BALMORAL 243 
 
 his voyage to Australia, and said he was sorry that he 
 had been too young to appreciate all he had seen as 
 he should have done. I remember the late Adnnral 
 Lord Clunwilliiini, who had the supervision of the 
 young Princes when they were on board the Bacchante, 
 saying that no boys had ever given him less trouble, 
 and that Prince George (the present King) was equal 
 to boys a year older than himself. 
 
 When we went to Australia Lord Hopetoun was 
 already there as Governor of Victoria, and Lord Kintore 
 as Governor of South Australia, while Lord Onslow 
 reigned in New Zealand. These, like Jersey, had all 
 previously been Lords-in- Waiting to the Queen, and 
 Her Majesty said to us, " As soon as I get a nice Lord- 
 in- Waiting Lord Salisbury sends him off to govern 
 a Colony " ; to which my husband aptly replied, '* You 
 see, Ma'am, how well you brought us up ! " A remark 
 rewarded by a gracious smile. 
 
 The Queen was indeed more than kmd, and was 
 very much upset when our departure was delayed, just 
 when all preparations were made, by my being seized 
 with an attack of typhoid fever. She telegraphed 
 constantly, and when the Court returned to Windsor 
 sent a messenger daily to inquire. We were told that 
 her kind heart led her to imagine that my illness was 
 either caused or intensified by our having been sum- 
 moned to Balmoral just at the last minute, because 
 she had forgotten that we were starting so soon. Of 
 course it had nothing to do with it, but the Queen was 
 well aware what typhoid fever meant. As she wrote 
 to Jersey, she was " but too well acquainted with this 
 terrible illness not to feel anxious whenever any relations 
 or friends are suffering from it." 
 
 The result was that when 1 was convalescent Jersey
 
 244 FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF AUSTRALIA [ch. xi 
 
 had to start alone, and I went with my children to 
 spend Christmas at Stoneleigh, following him in January. 
 Lady Galloway was a true friend, for since our London 
 house was let she took me from Claridge's Hotel, where 
 I was taken ill, to her house in Upper Grosvenor Street 
 and nursed me there for weeks. Everyone was kind, 
 Lady Northcote offering that I should take possession 
 of her house and have Lady Galloway there to look 
 after me, but in the end I stayed in Upper Grosvenor 
 Street till I could move to Stoneleigh. Christmas 
 at Stoneleigh was an unexpected pleasure, and my 
 parents, brothers, and sisters did all they could to 
 further my convalescence. An addition to the family 
 party was my brother Dudley's charming new American 
 wife, of whom he was intensely proud. When we 
 greeted them or drank their healths, however, in the 
 course of the festivities he invariably prefaced his words 
 of thanks with " I and my wife " despite the laughmg 
 protests of his auditors. On Twelfth Night we drew 
 characters, with the result — perhaps not quite fortui- 
 tous — that my eldest girl Margaret and her youngest 
 brother Arthur, aged seven, were Queen and King. 
 Their healths were duly drunk, and Arthur eagerly 
 and emphatically responded, beginning " My wife and 
 I!'' 
 
 Mrs. Dudley Leigh had been in her girlhood much 
 admired in the Court of Napoleon III and the Empress 
 Eugenie. She was greatly attached to the Empress 
 and was one of the young ladies recorded in Filon's 
 Memoirs as having helped to cheer the deposed monarchs 
 in the first part of their exile when they resided at 
 Cowes. 
 
 Helene Leigh (then Beckwith) told me that she and 
 her sister often went to spend an evening with the
 
 FAREWELL TO ENGLAND 246 
 
 Empress, who, as is well known, had a leaning towards 
 spiritualism and table-turning. The Emperor disliked 
 the experiments, and on one occasion begged them to 
 stop. Presently he went to bed and then Eugenie 
 determined to resume. The table moved, and rapped 
 out '* Janvier." The Empress asked what the date 
 implied, and the answer came " La Mort." In the 
 following January the Emperor died. Personally none 
 of these coincidences convince me, as I have known 
 automatic and other prophecies which did not " come 
 off." The Emperor was very ill and his death must 
 have seemed imminent to many present, but I allow 
 that it is curious that the date as remembered by my 
 sister-in-law should have proved accurate. 
 
 At last I was considered well enough to start, and 
 went off accompanied by four children, two governesses 
 and three servants, the rest of the household having 
 preceded us. We had a bitterly cold journey, and 
 Lady Galloway, who joined us in London and went 
 with us across France and Italy, had her work cut out 
 to keep us warm and fed. She then went to stay 
 with some of her friends, having promised to visit us 
 later in Australia. 
 
 It was very sad leaving all ray family, and particularly 
 my eldest boy Villiers. He had to finish his time 
 at Eton and was then to come to us before going to 
 Oxford. Everyone who has to leave children behind — 
 and, alas ! that is the lot of only too many English 
 parents — knows what it means, and I will not dwell 
 upon it. 
 
 All our friends were most sympathetic and helpful, 
 and I was purtioularly touched by Lord Derby's thought- 
 fulness. In his first letter on hearing of the appoint- 
 ment he wrote : " You arc a queen and an exile. Are 
 17
 
 246 FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF AUSTRALIA [oh. xi 
 
 you to be congratulated or condoled with ? . . ." He 
 went on with serious words of encouragement, and a 
 little later took the trouble voluntarily to write out 
 for our use notes on Australia " founded on the reports 
 of many friends and on some experience of C. 0/' 
 Among his very shrewd remarks was : 
 
 " Distrust all informants who have been long away ; 
 things change rapidly in those parts. And remember 
 that the enriched colonist who comes back with £10,000 
 a year to live in England does not in the least represent 
 the country in which his money was made." 
 
 Again he says that the Governor — 
 
 " Must spend his whole salary and something over. 
 But it is a mistake to suppose that mere outlay and 
 splendid festivities will conciliate goodwill — though 
 they go a long way towards it. What the colonists 
 really wish and like is that the Governor should appre- 
 ciate them, mix in their amusements and apparently 
 like to be among them.'' 
 
 Fortunately Jersey always liked to be among his 
 fellow-men and understood them, and the Australians 
 soon found that out, and never forgot it. Also Lord 
 Derby truly said : 
 
 " The less a Governor interferes directly, the better ; 
 if his ministers come to think that he desires so to do, 
 they will tell him nothing ; if relieved from this fear, 
 they will be glad enough to profit by his experience 
 and impartiality."' 
 
 Many of Lord Derby's further comments are much 
 to the point, but I only cite one which is somewhat of 
 a forecast : 
 
 " Schemes of imperial federation are not treated 
 seriously by anybody, but intercolonial federation is 
 
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 VOYAGE ON THE " ARCADIA " 247 
 
 a growing idea, and likely to be worked out, though 
 still much opposed." 
 
 During our absence Lord Derby was an excellent 
 correspondent and I may refer to his letters later on. 
 
 We sailed in the Arcadia, the same ship which had 
 taken us to India, with the same Captain Andrewes. 
 The usual incidents of a long voyage w^ere not wanting — 
 the natural effect on young men and women was exem- 
 plified in the growing attachment of a very clever 
 Australian Professor to our English governess — an 
 attachment which ultimately ripened to a wedding in 
 Australia, w^hen Miss Mason became Mrs. Harry Allen. 
 She is now Lady Allen, and when the Prince of Wales 
 visited Australia she sat at a banquet between H.R.H. 
 and the Governor-General, so our Australian experiences 
 were quite successful as far as she was concerned. 
 
 I do not recollect much of the other events on board 
 ship, for I was still not very strong and lived mostly 
 with my children, in a nice large cabin which the 
 P. and 0. had arranged for me. There was, however, 
 one couple who excited considerable interest — a youth 
 who always appeared in spotless white and a coloured 
 sash, and a girl who wore white frocks, displaying 
 varied ribbons to match her admirer's. When we 
 reached Ceylon passengers were forbidden to send any 
 washing ashore, as there was small-pox in Colombo, 
 and the young man went nearly frantic at being unable 
 to refresh his wardrobe. His fellow-passengers cruelly 
 ragged him, and he was reported to have run up and 
 down in front of his cabin with a drawn sword. 
 
 I suppose the small-pox was only in the native 
 quarters, for we were allowed to land, to our great joy, 
 had a delightful drive to Mount Lavinia, where we 
 saw the mango trick — not very impressive — had dinner
 
 248 FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF AUSTRALIA [oh. xi 
 
 at the Colombo Hotel, and re-embarked for the longest 
 and dullest part of our voyage. The monotony of 
 the nine days between Ceylon and Australia was re- 
 lieved in a manner more stirring than pleasant. We 
 were met by a cyclone, and had to go considerably 
 out of our course to avoid its full fury, but what we 
 did encounter was quite bad enough and we were very 
 thankful when we sighted Australia. 
 
 We were fortunate during our sojourn in having the 
 old friends whom I previously mentioned, and their 
 wives, as colleagues. Lady Hopetoun and Lady Kintore 
 were away when we landed, having been on a trip 
 home ; but Lord Kintore met us at Adelaide and took 
 us up for the day to his beautiful house in the Mountains 
 — Marble Hill — while Lord Hopetoun looked after us 
 with equal hospitality at Melbourne. We only stayed 
 a few hours at each place, as our great object was to 
 reach our destination, which was primarily the Gov- 
 ernor's little country house. Hill View, situated in the 
 hills. Here I spent about a fortnight to rest and 
 revive before going down for the assembling of the 
 Federation Convention at Sydney. 
 
 This was a very stirring introduction to Colonial 
 life. (The words " Colony " and " Colonial " are now 
 taboo, but before Federation the present Australian 
 States were called " Colonies,'' and " Colonial " was 
 freely used by everyone !) 
 
 Delegates from all the States were assembled in 
 Sydney and most of them had brought wives, so it 
 was somewhat confusing to a new-comer to be at once 
 introduced to a number of people, however kindly 
 disposed towards her, whom she had never seen before, 
 in totally novel surroundings. As far as I recollect 
 the initial banquet took place on the evening of my
 
 THE FEDERATION CONVENTION 249 
 
 arrival, March 1st, 1891. It was given in the Town 
 Hall, a really fine building in which we afterwards 
 attended endless functions of all descriptions. It was 
 arranged that Lady Innes, wife of Sir George Innes, 
 a judge, should dine alone with me and accompany 
 me to the Gallery to hear the speeches after the banquet. 
 All the guests courteously rose on my arrival ; my 
 cousin Harry Cholmondeley escorted me, very magni- 
 ficent in his A.D.C.'s uniform. As the Cholmondelevs 
 had been in the habit of acting with us at Middleton, 
 I felt very much as if I were taking part in private 
 theatricals. 
 
 The principal speeches were made by Jersey and the 
 New South Wales Premier, Sir Henry Parkes, who 
 was the main promotor of Federation. Sir Henry 
 was a remaricable character in his way. He was the 
 son of a small farmer on my grandmother's property 
 at Stoneleigh, where he attended the village school, 
 and his first pair of breeches was made by the village 
 tailor (the same parish clerk who made me find his 
 places in church) . Henry Parkes emigrated to Australia, 
 and a lady there told me how he kept a sort of toy-shop 
 and " fancy repository " where she could take her 
 umbrella to be mended. He became a Member of 
 Parliament and almost an autocrat. He had a fine 
 head, like a shaggy lion, and was a good speaker, thougli 
 I fear that the education given him in Stoneleigh School 
 had not altogether overcome a certain difficulty with 
 iiis " h's," and in the transaction of business he was 
 somewhat slow in thought. He was, however, un- 
 doubtedly able and tenacious, and did a great deal 
 for his growing country. He was a trifle like the German 
 Kaiser in his desire for his city's progress in art, and 
 had filled the National l^irk and the Botanic Gardens
 
 250 FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF AUSTRALIA [ch. xi 
 
 with statues and busts more notable for quantity than 
 quality — but the intention was good, though the ex- 
 penditure was large. I believe that he had originated 
 the motto of the Federation : " One People, One 
 Destiny/' 
 
 Jersey's speech was extremely well received, though 
 his reference to the Union of the Saxon Heptarchy as 
 precursor to that of the Australian States enabled one 
 of the papers to indulge next day in witticisms. It 
 declared that it had greatly perplexed the audience, 
 some thinking that " Heptarchy " was the name of 
 one of His Excellency's ancestors who had fought at 
 Crecv — others that it was a kind of cake ! 
 
 Next day began the serious work of the Convention. 
 Delegates were present from the six Australian Colonies ; 
 there were also three New Zealanders, including the 
 celebrated Sir George Grey, who held a *' watching 
 brief " to see what the Australians were doing, though 
 New Zealand had no intention of federating with the 
 others. She was quite right, for although in those 
 days people were apt to think of New Zealand as part 
 of " Australasia," she is too far ofi and too different 
 in origin and natural conditions to form a portion of 
 what is a very distinct continent. 
 
 No doubt the most intellectual and probably efficient 
 member of the Convention was the President, Sir 
 Samuel Griffith, Chief Justice of Queensland and 
 afterwards Chief Justice of the High Court of Australia. 
 It is not for me to attempt a summary of the debates 
 and of all the questions to which they gave rise, naturally 
 the most difficult being the relations between the States. 
 No doubt the result ultimately achieved did credit to 
 the statesmanship of many who took part. Probably 
 the weakest point was leaving to the separate States
 
 THE DELEGATES 251 
 
 every power not expressly transferred to the Common- 
 wealth ; in Canada everything not expressly reserved 
 to the Provinces went to the Dominion, which certainly 
 tends to closer union. However, this is looking a 
 good deal ahead. 
 
 One of the points which seemed to add interest, 
 perhaps dignity, to the convention was the great size 
 of the delegates. They averaged over six feet in 
 height, arid I really forget how many pounds avoir- 
 dupois in weight — but something quite remarkable. 
 Australian legislators were undoubtedly of sturdy 
 growth, and whatever else they favoured had a great 
 predilection for tea. I sometimes attended debates 
 in New South Wales Parliament. My husband was 
 precluded from doing so, but members seemed to think 
 it rather a compliment that I should be present. How- 
 ever exciting the discussion, and whoever the orator, 
 as sure as six o'clock struck a cry of " Tea, tea, tea ! " 
 arose from all sides of the house, and out rushed every- 
 body to refresh himself before returning to duty. 
 
 The great antagonist to Sir Henry Parkes was Mr., 
 afterwards Sir George, Dibbs. He was an immense 
 man, who had had a varied career, but was generally 
 esteemed for his direct and downright honesty. When 
 in his turn he became head of the Government he 
 was noted as the first Austndian-born Premier. When 
 we first arrived in the Colony he was supposed to have 
 Republican tendencies, but these seemed gradually, 
 indeed rapidly, to evaporate. While we were in Aus- 
 tralia he paid his first visit to England, wliere many 
 prominent people, including our family and friends, 
 paid him nmch attention. The final touch was put !)y 
 the JVince of Wales (afterwards King Edward), who 
 had discovered his liking for a big cigar, and with
 
 252 FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF AUSTRALIA [ch. xi 
 
 unfailing tact he gave him one to smoke. Dibbs 
 said, " No, he should keep it,*' whereupon the Prince 
 replied that he was to smoke that, and he would give 
 him another. Of course this got into the Sydney 
 papers, and when the traveller returned the street 
 boys used to shout out, " Geordie, whereas the cigar 
 the Prince of Wales gave you ? " 
 
 The papers afforded us endless amusement during 
 his trip. They used to come out with heavy headlines. 
 " Dibbs meets one King — several Princes," etc. " Dibbs 
 visits the Queen,"' and on one occasion, mixed up with 
 it all, ** Lady Leigh desires that Dibbs should bring 
 out Lord Jersey's son." The Bulletin had a wicked 
 page of drawings caricaturing Parkes' wrath as he 
 read these items. 
 
 Dibbs returned a rabid imperialist. I said to him 
 one day, ** I suppose that talk of republicanism was 
 only your fun ? " " Only my fun," was his hasty reply. 
 
 The Chief Justice, Sir Frederick Darley, and his 
 delightful wife and family were among our greatest 
 friends. Sir Frederick was a tall, handsome man ; 
 his resemblance to my father was often noticed by those 
 who knew them both. Lady Darley was a very cul- 
 tivated woman, sister to Eolf Boldrewood, author of 
 Robbery under Arms, whose real name was Thomas 
 Browne. 
 
 Lady Darley was great at ** spirit-drawing " — a 
 power in which she quite honestly believed. It was 
 curious, but I think instinctive. She would take a 
 pencil between her fingers, and talk and look about the 
 room while the pencil drew shading on a sheet of paper. 
 Ultimately the shading would evolve a large head with 
 no outline but the shadow. Once when in after years 
 the Darleys were staying at IVIiddleton Lady Darley
 
 THE BLUE MOUNTAINS 263 
 
 showed her powers at my request, and another lady 
 who was among our guests confided to me afterwards 
 that she had produced an exact portrait of a relative 
 long since dead who had held my friend in great affec- 
 tion. I am certain that Lady Darley did not know of 
 this person's existence — the result must be left between 
 telepathy and imagination ! Anyhow, these mystic 
 powers never interfered with Lady Darley's care for 
 her family a'nd for her duties to the community — she 
 was a real influence for good. She and Sir Frederick 
 have now passed away, but some of their daughters 
 live in England and are still among our friends. 
 
 Sir Frederick had built a charming house in the 
 Blue Mountains called Lilianfels after a daughter who 
 had died in youth. It was situated on a high plateau 
 among most romantic scenery — deep ravines and almost 
 inaccessible, thickly wooded valleys. One of these 
 valleys plays a leading part in Robbery under Arms, 
 the bushranging hero Starlight having his lair among the 
 rocks. A railway had been made to this high ground, 
 twisting and turning in extraordinary fashion, tradition 
 said because the engineer wanted to pay constant visits 
 to an innkeeper's daughter at a house somewhere on 
 the way. Once at Katoomba, beyond which lay Lilian- 
 fels, the difficulty for the pedestrian would not be to 
 scale mountains, but to descend into the valleys, and in 
 our time not many people attempted it. Tourists, 
 however, came up to admire the splendid views and 
 the picturesque waterfalls, and to visit the famous 
 Jenolan caves in the same neighbourhood. 
 
 The whole formation of the valleys and caves showed 
 that this part of the mountain-range had been in bygone 
 ages cliffs washed by the sea. 'I'lio Jenolan caves were 
 long lahyrinth.s full of stalactites and stalagmites of
 
 254 FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF AUSTRALIA [ch. xi 
 
 wonderful forms and colours. About two miles had 
 been opened up when we were there, doubtless much 
 more has since become accessible. Some of us climbed 
 down a primitive iron ladder to view a mystical under- 
 ground river, source unknown. I seized on it with 
 joy for a child's story which I published later on. 
 
 I believe that there is now a fine hotel near the caves, 
 but when we spent a night there we found a very primi- 
 tive hostelry ; and as we were a party of nine, including 
 the Duchess of Buckingham and her cousin Miss Murray, 
 I am afraid we left little accommodation for other 
 arrivals. We were unconscious of the inconvenience to 
 which we were putting them until some time afterwards, 
 when a little publication was sent us anonymously. 
 It appears that a public room which had been allotted 
 to us as a dining-room had been turned into a bedroom 
 for two travellers after we had retired. Now this 
 hotel was strictly Pussyfoot, and my husband, having 
 been warned, had brought his own wine for our Party. 
 He left two bottles in the room, and our successors 
 frankly confessed that they had carried them ofi in 
 triumph and shared the contents with their companions 
 without saying where they had found them. The 
 writer in the account sent us said that he did not imagine 
 that the Governor knew how he had hampered the 
 other guests and did not suppose that he realised the 
 fate of his wine until he read this account. I must 
 say that we were more amused than annoyed ! All 
 this happened long after our landing in the country, 
 but thinking of the Darleys recalls our visit to my 
 memory. 
 
 The Chief Justice in each Colony was a great per- 
 sonality, and in due course Sir Frederick became in 
 addition Lieutenant-Governor, succeeding in that office
 
 SIR ALFRED STEPHEN 255 
 
 dear old Sir Alfred Stephen, who held it when we 
 arrived. Sir Alfred was a member of the English family 
 which has given so many distinguished luminaries to 
 the Bar, and he worthily upheld their traditions at 
 the Antipodes. He had been in Tasmania before settling 
 in New South Wales, had been twice married, and had 
 had nine children by each wife, nine born in each 
 Colony, and, if I remember rightly, nine sons and nme 
 daughters in all. With sons, daughters, sons-in-law, 
 daughters-in-law, and other relatives his connections 
 played such a prominent part in Sydney society that 
 my A.D.C. brother found it advisable to devote certain 
 pages in the Government House invitation book to 
 " Sir Alfred Stephen's family," instead of entering 
 them in the usual alphabetical lists. 
 
 Sir Alfred was a delightful and intellectual man with 
 great devotion to philanthropic schemes. On one 
 point only I was disposed to differ from him — namely, 
 he was extremely anxious to facilitate divorce and was 
 much too serious in the matter to see the comic side 
 of some of the American reasons for separation. Quite 
 late in life, after being nearly bald his hair began to 
 grow again, and he proudly called attention to his 
 newly flowing locks. 
 
 I cannot name all the Ministers. Some had (much 
 to their credit) risen from quite lowly positions ; others 
 like Sir Frank Suttor, belonged to old Australian 
 families — indeed while we were in Australia a child of 
 the sixth generation was born to the Suttors, quite a 
 record in such a young country. 
 
 The general rule was while in Sydney the Governor 
 and his wife could only receive private hospitality from 
 the Chief Justice, Lieutenant-Governor, Admiral com- 
 manding the Station, and the Anglican and Roman
 
 256 FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF AUSTRALIA [ch. xi 
 
 Catliolic Primates. Apart from these they could attend 
 any ball or function given by, I think, six joint hosts 
 — as for instance the Squatters' Ball, a Club dinner, or 
 a Charity Entertainment. It was a wise rule on the 
 whole, as it would have been exceedingly difficult to 
 discriminate among hosts and hostesses without giving 
 offence ; and personally I was very glad that the 
 Ministers and their wives should not have been even 
 indirectly called upon to entertain us, as most of them 
 were anything but rich, and yet had one begun the 
 custom others might have felt bound to follow. Up 
 the country it was different — when we visited the 
 different Districts for agricultural shows, opening of 
 school buildings, or general inspections, it was fully 
 recognised that prominent people should receive us, 
 and I cannot say enough of their kindness and hos- 
 pitality. 
 
 Indeed, open-handed hospitality was the rule in 
 Australia, and the squatters and landowners, such as 
 Mr. and Mrs. Osborne, Dr. and Mrs. Hay, and many 
 others of our hosts and friends, seemed never to regard 
 their own convenience if they could make their guests 
 happy. 
 
 Among the oldest families was that of Mrs. Macarthur 
 Onslow, whose ancestor had introduced merino sheep 
 into New South Wales, and who was — and is — uni- 
 versally respected in the State. 
 
 Looking back on our various expeditions, I realise 
 that our visits must often have been no small tax in 
 remote places and in houses where servants were 
 necessarily few. Quite rich people, having to our 
 knowledge lands and flocks bringing in thousands a 
 year, would have only three or four servants — the 
 daughters of the house would do much of the work,
 
 DOMESTIC CONDITIONS 257 
 
 and \'isitor3 would be quite prepared to help in making 
 butter and cakes. A good deal that had been said 
 in England about the splendid times which servants 
 had overseas struck me on nearer observation as capable 
 of being looked at from quite another point of view. 
 For instance, much was made at one time of maid- 
 servants having horses to ride. When the nearest 
 town was perhaps fifteen or twenty miles oS, when a 
 horse cost £5 or £10, was never groomed, and when 
 the rider himself or herself caught and saddled him as 
 wanted, riding was not such an exceptional privilege. 
 
 Again, it was true that wages were about double 
 what they were in England, but accommodation was 
 much rougher, and servants were expected to help in 
 every department as required — no question of saying 
 " that is not my place." I am speaking of nearly 
 thirty years ago, but certainly almost all the servants 
 whom we took out returned with us to England. 
 
 This also applies to any remarks about social con- 
 ditions. As I said before, Lord Derby was most regular 
 in writing, and begged for any news which I could 
 send him. Having been Colonial Secretary, he retained 
 great interest in the Dominions. He told me in one 
 letter that he was keeping mine, as he thought they 
 might be of use hereafter, and after his death a number 
 were returned to me. I have also preserved many 
 of his ; but looking through them, both his and mine 
 refer so largely to topics of the day in both hemispheres 
 that I hardly think that voluminous extracts can be of 
 much present interest. 
 
 I, however, quote a few. In one of his first letters 
 he says : 
 
 " Writing to Australia is no easy matter. What 
 can one say to a friend who has met with reverses ?
 
 268 FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF AUSTRALIA [ch. xi 
 
 And surely there is no greater reverse in life than being 
 turned upside down. Does it pay to be a constitutional 
 monarch turned wrong- side up ? " 
 
 To which I replied : 
 
 '' Your reversed friend was delighted to get your 
 letter ; though, as my little boy says when told that he 
 is upside down, ' No, we are standing straight, it is 
 the people in England who are standing on their heads 
 now,' which shows that he is rapidly imbibing Aus- 
 tralian theories, and believes that whatever be the 
 follies of the Old World, we in New South Wales must 
 be aU right." 
 
 I do not think that I felt upside down, but nevertheless 
 I had from time to time the feeling of having been 
 buried and dug up again. Born and brought up in a 
 very old house, and having both lived and travelled 
 almost entirely among what was ancient, it was a 
 strange experience to live where there were no relics 
 of an Old World, and hardly any spot where history 
 had been made in the long ago. On the other hand, 
 Australia looked bravely forward, and was, and is, 
 building for the future. As Lord Derby put it in another 
 letter : 
 
 " I trust you enjoy colonial society and antipodean 
 politics which at least have the charm of greater hope- 
 fulness than we can indulge in ia this used up old 
 country." 
 
 Some of his accounts might almost have been written 
 to-day ; for instance, July 1891 : 
 
 " The Labour party seems quite as lively with you as 
 it is here. Questions of that class will play a consider- 
 able part at the coming elections,and many candidates 
 who call themselves conservative will swallow pledges 
 more than half socialistic."
 
 CORRESPONDENCE WITH LORD DERBY 259 
 And again in November : 
 
 " Speeches are constantly made but seldom read. 
 England is sick of the Irish question (!) but has no 
 other ready to put in its place. Claims for shorter 
 hours and higher wages are rising in every trade and 
 business, and this is the only subject that really touches 
 public opinion ; it is not, however, an easy one for 
 candidates to make capital out of, for opinion in the 
 electoral masses has not pronounced in favour of or 
 against a compulsory eight hours ; which is the main 
 question in dispute. The cat has not jumped yet, 
 when it does pledges and opinions will be swallowed, and 
 a dishonest scramble will follow." 
 
 Many cats have jumped since then, but the main 
 outlines of politics are not essentially different. 
 
 I confess that I was impressed by the extent to which 
 the problem of the unemployed existed in a country 
 with apparently limitless possibilities. Meetings of 
 these men took place constantly near the Queen's 
 Statue during 1892, and perhaps a portion of a letter 
 which I wrote to Lord Derby may be worth recording 
 as at least a first-hand impression of what took place 
 at the time. 
 
 "As to. the unemployed, they present the usual 
 features of the class, somewhat intensified by local 
 colour. A kind Government not only provides a free 
 Labour Bureau to meet their case, but has obtained 
 for them certain buildings belonging to the Munici- 
 pality as sleeping and smoking-rooms, and to the 
 ' married destitute ' is now distributing orders for free 
 rations. 1 understand that about 9,UUU entered their 
 names on the books of the Labour Bureau, but only 
 some '200 have so far proved themselves qualified for 
 free rations. What I am, however, trying hard to 
 make out is wliy, when everyone tells you * there is 
 work for everyone in this country if he likes ' — * everyone
 
 260 FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF AUSTRALIA [oh. xi 
 
 can make money here ' — ' this is the working-man's 
 paradise/ etc., etc., there should be such numbers of 
 men out of work and undoubtedly so much real desti- 
 tution. Possibly two incidents which have occurred 
 lately may assist in the solution of the problem. A 
 contractor took a number of men from the Labour 
 Bureau to do certain works near the Harbour. He 
 tried to sort them with a view to giving the less efficient 
 Gs. a day, the others to have 7s. or 85. a day when proved 
 capable of earning it. They all struck, and even the 
 Minister for Works backed them up, saying the con- 
 tractor must not do that — he must give all the men 
 standard wages, but might send away the inefficient 
 ones and have others in their place.'* 
 
 Of course the wages in Australia have risen enormously 
 in the last twenty-five years. At the time I wrote, as 
 far as I recollect, miners had about 145. a day and other 
 skilled labourers somewhere from IO5. to 135. The men 
 employed by the contractor were probably unskilled. 
 I continue my letter : 
 
 " Yesterday I visited a large Government Asylum for 
 women ... no poor law here. It comes to exactly the 
 same thing, only, instead of the rates, Government 
 supports the institution. But the interesting thing was 
 this — connected with this women's asylum is a farm, 
 and the Matron's husband (an ex P. & 0. captain) has 
 voluntarily taken it in hand. He wanted labour, and 
 observed that in a neighbouring Government Asylum 
 for men there are numbers of men capable of doing 
 plenty of work, but not up to the 75. to IO5. a day 
 standard. He asked permission to have some of these 
 men, and has now about 40 employed about the farm, 
 giving them board and lodging at this Women's Asylum 
 and from M, to I5. a day. I saw some at Zd. doing 
 4ft. draining, and I talked to one, a bricklayer, who was 
 doing excellent work for I5. a day. I calculated with 
 the Master what his board and lodging were worth
 
 LABOUR LEGISLATION 201 
 
 (meat about 21(1. lb.) and it came to about Is. a day, so 
 with Is. wages on six days that was about I3s. a week/' 
 
 I remark that had Trade Unions found out that these 
 men, whom masters would not employ at full rates, 
 were working instead of sitting with folded hands, it 
 would doubtless have been stopped. Meantime, though 
 ancient history, this is not altogether unenlightening. 
 
 One rather amusing incident took place in Parliament. 
 " Eight hours " was the Trade Union rule, but was not 
 enforced by law at the time of which I write. A measure 
 was brought into the Legislative Assembly (the Lower 
 House) to make it legally obligatory. First came the 
 preamble, which was accepted, then Clause Two stating 
 that Eight Hours should be the legal working-day, 
 which was passed with acclamation, then the various 
 clauses with penalties attached which would oblige 
 employers and employed to abide by the new law. All 
 these were promptly negatived. It seems to have 
 struck somebody that two clauses expressing an aca- 
 demic opinion looked a little isolated, so a member 
 brought forward a third clause stating that nobody w^as 
 to be obliged to work eight hours if he did not want to 
 do so. This w^as accepted with equal unanimity, and 
 the Bill stood practically thus : 1st. Name. 2nd. 
 Eight hours is a legal working-day. 3rd. No one is 
 obliged to work eight hours. I believe that the whole 
 tiling evaporated in a burst of laughter and never went 
 to the Upper House, but of course every sort of stringent 
 regulation as to working-hours has come in since. 
 
 However, the immediate sequel of this legislative 
 eflort deserves record. A ship came into Sydney 
 Harbour and stevedores were enlisted to unload it. 
 After eight hours' work they wanted to go on so as to 
 get overtime pay. " Not at all," said the captain, " 1 
 18
 
 262 FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF AUSTRALIA [ch. xi 
 
 am in no hurry. Eight hours is a legal working-day, 
 and I am not going to break the law/' Whereupon 
 they all struck because they were not allowed to work 
 overtime ! This is enough on this burning question, 
 which is certainly not peculiar to Australia. 
 
 Before leaving Lord Derby's letters a few extracts 
 with regard to European foreign affairs may be of 
 interest. In March "91 he writes : 
 
 " Every thing and person on the Continent is quiet ; 
 even the German Emperor. At least he has not been 
 emitting any oracles lately. He is said to have grown 
 tired of Caprivi, and another change is talked of. There 
 is a vague idea about that he is ' going queer.' I don't 
 know that it rests on any authority." 
 
 In the same letter, though this did not then concern 
 foreign politics, he says : 
 
 " The only rising man I hear of is on the Gladstonian 
 side — young Sir Edward Grey, grandson of old Sir 
 George, once Home Secretary. He is making a name 
 as an effective debater." 
 
 Even Lord Derby could not foresee under what 
 circumstances these two men, the Kaiser and Sir Edward, 
 would become protagonists twenty-three years later ! 
 He also speaks of the " rising celebrity," Rudyard 
 Kipling. In the following May he says : 
 
 " Foreign affairs seem quiet all over Europe ; I am 
 not behind the scenes, but I know that the diplomatists 
 expect no early disturbance. The Czar would scarcely 
 indulge in the pleasing pastime of baiting his Jews, if 
 he looked forward to wanting a loan. Besides, he hates 
 soldiering, and takes some interest in finance. The 
 German Emperor has been making a fool of himself, 
 which is nothing new ; he delivered a speech the other
 
 THE EX-KAISER 203 
 
 day, in which he praised the beer-swilling and duelling 
 of German students as being the most effective influences 
 to keep up the true German character ! He is an 
 energetic young savage, and that is the best one can 
 say." 
 
 It should be remembered that the Czar who indulged 
 in " the pleasing pastime of Jew baiting" was not the 
 luckless Nicholas II so brutally murdered — a victim, say 
 some, to the baited Jews — but his father, Alexander III, 
 whom he succeeded in 1894. 
 
 In July Lord Derby refers to the visit of the German 
 Emperor at the beginning of the month : 
 
 " He has been ramping up and down, seeing every- 
 thing, questioning everybody, intent on making the 
 most of his time, and keeping all the world in the con- 
 dition of fuss and bustle which is the element in which 
 he lives. It is almost too soon to judge the effect of his 
 visit. I should say that he was popular rather than 
 otherwise ; not from his manners, which are queer and 
 rather blunt ; but there is a certain simplicity about 
 him which pleases, as when he told the Windsor people, 
 in answer to an address, that he had come * to see his 
 grandmamma, who had always been kind to him.' He 
 had a good reception in the city, though not so enthusi- 
 astic as the press makes out. There was about as nmch 
 interest shown in his state entry as in an ordinary Lord 
 Mayor's Show. He is understood to be well satisfied, 
 and the visit has given people a subject to talk about, 
 which they were beginning to want. None now lasts 
 longer than a week. By that time, journalistic enter- 
 prise has said whatever is to be said, and the public 
 grows weary. I am afraid one effect of this German 
 visit will be to put the French in a bad humour, though 
 with no good reason. But that cannot be hel23ed." 
 
 Lord Derby seems to have been somewhat reassured, 
 as in August, after touching on home affairs, he writes :
 
 264 FIRST IMPRESSIONS OP AUSTRALIA [ch. xi 
 
 " The other event is more important : the visit of 
 the French fleet to Portsmouth, where it has been 
 reviewed by the Queen, and civilities of every kind have 
 been exchanged. I call the matter important, because 
 the visit of the German Emperor made a great feeling 
 of soreness in France, and led to endless talk about 
 England having joined the anti-gallican alliance. All 
 that nonsense is ended by the courtesy shown to French 
 officers : and the relations of the two countries, if not 
 absolutely cordial, are again comfortable. The busi- 
 ness was well managed and does credit to the people 
 in Downing Street."' 
 
 Lord Derby continued to send most interesting news, 
 but unfortunately some of his later letters are missing, 
 and alas ! he died in the spring of 1893, so I never saw 
 my kind and constant friend again. 
 
 I never saw the following lines published. They 
 were given me by Lady Galloway, who told me that 
 Lord Derby believed that he had composed them, as 
 he could not remember having heard or read them 
 when he woke with them in his mind. She wrote down 
 what he said with regard to them. 
 
 " Lines made, as I believe, in sleep, in the course of a 
 dream, in which some fellow- student had asked me to 
 complete a poem which he was sending in : 
 
 " We judge but acts — not ours to look within : 
 The crime we censure, but ignore the Bin : 
 For who tho' versed in every legal art 
 Can trace the mazes of the human heart, 
 Allow for nature, training, faults of race 
 And friendships such as make us brave or base, 
 Or judge how long yon felon in his cell 
 Resisted, struggled — conquered ere he fell ? 
 Our judgments skim the surface of tho seas, 
 We have no sounding-line for depths like these, 
 
 Jan. 1893, 5 to 7 a.m."
 
 LORD DERBY'S POEM 266 
 
 One or two imperfect lines follow. The idea recalls 
 Burns's " Address to the Unco' Guid " : 
 
 " Then at the balance let's be muto. 
 Wo never can adjust it ; 
 What's done wo partly may oomputo. 
 But know not what's resisted." 
 
 Lord Derby, however, goes deeper into the springs 
 of action. Verses composed in sleep are by no means 
 uncommon, but apart from Coleridge's " Kubla Khan,'' 
 are perhaps seldom as consecutive as these.
 
 CHAPTER XII 
 
 FURTHER AUSTRALIAN IMPRESSIONS — NEW ZEALAND AND 
 
 NEW CALEDONIA 
 
 Lady Gallowav came out to us towards tlie end of 1891, 
 and in January she accompanied us on one of our 
 amusing expeditions. This time it was about three 
 days' tour through a hilly — indeed mountainous country. 
 The hills in Australia do not, as a rule, attain great 
 height ; it is because they are so ancient in the world's 
 history that they have been worn down by the storms 
 of ages and the ravages of time. We went, however, to 
 open another range of caverns of the same kind as the 
 Jenolan Caves. These, the Yarrangobilly Caves, had 
 been explored, and to a certain extent excavated, within 
 more recent years, and were now to be made accessible 
 to tourists. 
 
 Mr. Dibbs and other officials and Members of Parlia- 
 ment, notably some Labour Members, came also ; and 
 a mixed multitude, said to amount to about five hundred 
 people in all, took part more or less in what was called 
 " The Governor's Picnic." 
 
 These did not follow us all through the hills, but 
 camped in the valley near the caves. Here a comic 
 incident occurred. For the first part of the tour we 
 were in one district, for the last in another, but somehow 
 in the middle we fell between two stools. In Number 
 One and Number Three we were entertained by hosts 
 who displayed the usual lavish hospitality, and all the 
 
 266
 
 YARRANGOBILLY CAVES 2G7 
 
 way we were conveyed by kindly charioteers, and 
 accompanied by a splendid voluntary mounted escort, 
 but in Number Two, the valley near the caves, some- 
 thing had gone wrong. A wooden hut with several 
 rooms had been prepared for our reception, but no 
 food ! It was a sort of debatable ground, and either 
 through misunderstanding or, as was hinted, through 
 local jealousy, it was nobody's business to act host on 
 the border land. 
 
 The poor Premier and other officials were desperate 
 when they discovered our plight, and in the end Dibbs 
 possessed himself of one of the troopers' swords and 
 rushed o5 to a party of picnickers who were innocently 
 sitting down to enjoy the supper which they had brought 
 with them, asking what they meant by eating cold 
 mutton while the Governor and his party were desti- 
 tute ! 
 
 He returned triumphant with a joint. Meantime 
 someone had produced a packet believed to contain 
 Brand's Essence. Lady Galloway claimed that she 
 knew how to make soup, so it was handed over to her. 
 She upset it all into a soup plate full of water, and then, 
 and not till then, it was discovered to be tea ! How- 
 ever, one way and another, we were provided with 
 sufficient food, and duly inaugurated the caves. 
 
 They were beautiful, but never have I been so hard 
 pressed for adjectives. The old guide whom we also 
 met in the Jenolan Caves had been put on duty at 
 the Yarrangobilly excavations for the occasion. He 
 8toppe<l our party of six or seven people before each 
 particular stalagmite or stilactitc, and would not 
 move on till each of us in turn had ejaculated " beauti- 
 ful," " magnfficent," " stupendous," or some other 
 such Iaudat<')ry word as suppressed laughter enabled
 
 268 FURTHER AUSTRALIAN IMPRESSIONS [oh. xn 
 
 us to utter, for it became a sort of game not to repeat 
 what our companions had said. 
 
 The following day an early start took us to Tumut, 
 where we had a great reception and excellent entertain- 
 ment. We were, however, not allowed to enter the 
 town for our first greetings. As we drew near it, about 
 9 a.m. we perceived a table with a white cloth and 
 several men standing round it in a field (" paddock " 
 is the correct term in Australia). The wagonette was 
 stopped, we were requested to get out, and we found 
 that the magistrates of the district were waiting there 
 with champagne, forestalling the reception prepared 
 for us by the Municipality ! 
 
 Shortly after our return to Hill View, our summer's 
 home. Lady Galloway, my brother Rupert, and I set 
 ofi on a trip to New Zealand. In the intervening time 
 the whole of Australia was deeply moved by the terrible 
 news of the death of the Duke of Clarence. The fact 
 of his recent engagement brought home to every house- 
 hold the full force of the tragedy. Addresses of con- 
 dolence poured in, and the stafi was fully occupied in 
 acknowledging them and forwarding them to England. 
 
 We sailed from Melbourne, staying for a day at 
 Hobart in Tasmania, where Lady Hamilton, wife of 
 Sir Robert Hamilton the Governor, who was then 
 absent, took excellent care of us. Tasmania appeared 
 to be a happy, friendly little place, but naturally we 
 had no time to see much. The harbour is fine, and the 
 vegetation in the neighbourhood of the city was rich 
 and green with quite an English aspect. 
 
 We then took ship for Dunedin, quite in the south of 
 the South Island. It took us about four days and the 
 sea was by no means calm. 
 
 Dunedin is a very interesting place and quite lives up
 
 DUNEDIN 260 
 
 to its name, for it is a small edition of Edinburgh. 
 Scotch names over most of the shops, and as we walked 
 past the open door of a boys' school we heard instruc- 
 tions being given in a very decided Scottish accent. 
 There is a hill which recalls the Castle Hill, and even a 
 manufacture of a very good woollen fabric with a dis- 
 tinctly plaid character. No doubt all this has greatly 
 developed, but I trust it remains true to its Scottish 
 origin. It was fomided in 1848 by emigrants repre- 
 senting the Free Kirk of Scotland who left after the 
 separation from the Established Church. There is a 
 story that some of the first settlers put up a notice on 
 their land to the efiect that their co-religionists might 
 help themselves to wood but that all others were to pay 
 for it. True fraternal feeling, but it is hardly consonant 
 with usual Scottish shrewdness that they should have 
 expected the other wood- gatherers to volunteer payment. 
 
 From Dunedin we went on to Invercargill, the extreme 
 southern point, where the Governor, Lord Onslow, had 
 invited us to join him on the Government yacht, the 
 Hinemoa, and there we found Lady Onslow await- 
 ing us. 
 
 We were indeed fortunate in sharing in this expedi- 
 tion. The Onslows, who were on the point of returning 
 to England, had arranged a trip to the Sounds for which 
 they had not previously found time, and it was only in 
 their yacht that we could have fully enjoyed the wonders 
 of these fiords of the Southern Heim'sphere. I do not 
 know how it is now, but then excursion steamers only 
 went about four times a year, were very crowded, and 
 entered a limited number of Sounds. Lord Onslow 
 took us into one after another, each more imposing tlian 
 the last. I was particularly impressed by the desolate 
 grandeur of one said not to have been entered for
 
 270 FURTHER AUSTRALIAN IMPRESSIONS [ch. xn 
 
 twenty-five years. The mountainous steeps whicli 
 guarded it were in great part simply rocky slopes, and it 
 seemed as if tbe spirits of the place resented our in- 
 trusion. In most of the other Sounds the precipitous 
 mountain sides were clad with wildly luxuriant foliage, 
 and land and water were alive with birds, particularly 
 water-fowl. Amongst these were the lovely black-and- 
 white Paradise ducks, which could be caught with 
 long-handled nets something like gigantic butterfly 
 nets. 
 
 The precipices enclosing the Sounds rise in some 
 cases five or six thousand feet from the water's edge, 
 their tops are snow- clad, and great waterfalls thunder 
 into the calm sea-inlets below. The most famous fiord 
 is Milford Sound, where is the great Bowen Fall. So 
 thick is the vegetation that one fallen tree was pointed 
 out to us on which we were assured that 500 different 
 specimens of ferns, creepers, etc., might be counted. 
 We had no time to verifiy this statement, but a hasty 
 inspection made it seem not at all impossible. One 
 thing is certain — the mountain- side with its impene- 
 trable forest descends so precipitously into the waters 
 below that our yacht of 500 tons was tied up to an 
 overhanging tree and had no need to cast anchor. I 
 think that there are seventeen Sounds in all (I do not 
 mean that we saw so many), but Milford Sound is the 
 only one which could be reached from the land, and even 
 that was, in our time, a matter of great difficulty. For 
 a long time the only inhabitant had been a man called 
 Sutherland, who was considered a hermit and peri- 
 odically supplied with food. He had discovered about 
 fourteen miles inland the great Sutherland waterfall, 
 which is much higher than Niagara though not nearly 
 so broad.
 
 THE NEW ZEALAND SOUNDS 271 
 
 When we were in Milford Sound we found a small 
 band of convicts who had been lately established there 
 for the purpose of making a road to the Fall. I do not 
 think that they were working very hard, but they had 
 cleared about two miles of footpath through the thicket 
 along which we walked, and a lovely walk it was. Tea 
 at the end, however, was considerably disturbed by 
 sandflies which came round us in a perfect cloud, so that 
 we could only push our cups up under our veils. 
 
 New Zealand sandflies are a peculiarly virulent 
 species — a large blister rises directly they bite you, but 
 they have the saving grace that they stop the moment 
 the sun sets. They were, however, the only drawback 
 to this most delightful of trips. While we were fighting 
 them my brother and Lord Onslow's A.D.C., Captain 
 Guthrie, tried to push on to the Fall. As far as I 
 remember, they got a distant view but had not time to 
 reach it.^ 
 
 Lord Onslow was a most considerate nautical host. 
 We cruised from Sound to Sound by night as a rule, 
 so that we might lie prostrate and asleep on the rough 
 waves which are apt to surround those shores, and 
 during the day we enjoyed the calm waters of the fiord. 
 
 We parted from the yacht and from our kind hosts 
 with regret, having arranged to be again their guests 
 at Wellington. Meantime we saw something of the 
 South Island, which, by the way, bears the alternative 
 name of Middle Lsland New Zealand is really composed 
 of three islands — North Lsland, the South or Middle 
 Lsland, and a little one at the foot named Stewart 
 
 • I loam that ninco our timo a hut ha« boon eroctod l)otwoen Suthorlaiul 
 Falls and .Milford Sound called Sandfly Hut. The guide-book says with 
 cnn'V)llng canflour that it " in woll namod, but thi« post is no le«8 notice- 
 able at any of the other ntopping-placwi."
 
 272 NEW ZEALAND [ch. xii 
 
 Island. New Zealand claims dominion over a large 
 number of small islands in the Pacific, to which happily 
 two of the Samoan group over which it exercises a 
 " mandate " have been added since the war. Lord 
 Onslow told us that shortly before our visit he had been 
 to settle the claims of certain rival Queens of Rara- 
 tonga, one of these dependencies. Having decided in 
 favour of one of these royal ladies, he endowed her 
 with a sundial, as a sign of supremacy, as he thought 
 she could well assert herself by " setting the time of 
 day." The South Island is full of beauty. We went in 
 a steamer up Lake Wakatipu. I cannot attempt a 
 description of all the charms of this lake and its neigh- 
 bourhood. Naturally it differed from the Italian Lakes 
 in the absence of picturesque villages (now, by the way, 
 almost swallowed up by the rows of villas which skirt 
 Como and Maggiore), but on the other hand there was 
 the fascination of radiant nature little touched by the 
 hand of man. Probably now there is a happy and 
 growing population near Lake Wakatipu. 
 
 Before we left South Island we stayed for a night 
 or two with my cousin, Edmund Parker, a member 
 of Dalgetty's firm, who then lived at Christchurch. 
 It is curious that whereas Dunedin owed its origin to 
 the Scotch Free Kirk, Christchurch, founded two years 
 later, was a child of the " Canterbury Association," 
 which, under the auspices of the Archbishop of Canter- 
 bury, Lord Lyttelton, and others, sent out a body of 
 settlers largely drawn from Oxford and strictly members 
 of the Church of England. They took up a tract of 
 land and sold it in portions, devoting ten shillings out 
 of every pound received to church and schools ; their 
 city was named Christchurch after the Cathedral and 
 College in Oxford, and the surrounding district bears
 
 HOT SPRINGS OF NEW ZEALAND 275 
 
 the name of Canterbury. It stands upon the river 
 Avon, the banks of which are planted with willows 
 said to have been originally brought from Napoleon's 
 Tomb at St. Helena. There is a line cathedral copied 
 from Caen Cathedral in Normandy, and the whole place 
 recalls some city of the Old World transplanted to a 
 newer and brighter land. 
 
 The story goes that some of the original settlers, 
 importing classics into agriculture, " swore at their 
 oxen in Greek " — perhaps someone who heard them 
 quoting Virgil's Georgics took any foreign tongue for 
 Greek oaths. 
 
 After crossing to Wellington and spending a day or 
 two with the Onslows there, we set off again to visit 
 the famous hot-lake district in the Northern Island. 
 Our headquarters were at Rotorua and Whakarewarewa, 
 from both of which we visited the marvellous geysers, 
 springs, and hot lakes with which the district abounds. 
 
 The great Pink and WhiteTerraccs had been destroyed 
 by a mud volcano some years before our visit, but we 
 saw in many places how similar formations were being 
 reproduced by the chemical substances thrown up by 
 the springs, making polished pink-and-white pavements 
 and even terraces on a small scale. To see the natural 
 hot fountains starting up from the pools among the 
 rocks was entrancing. Some of the columns play at 
 regular intervals, some only occasionally ; one irregular 
 performer shoots up a column of boiling water to a 
 height sometimes attaining 100 feet. One was called 
 the Prince of Wales's Feathers, as the water sprang up 
 in that fonn. 
 
 New Zealand is far more prolific in legends than 
 Australia ; the Maoris being of a higher type than the 
 Australian aboriginal, naturally handed down semi-
 
 274 NEW ZEALAND [ch. xii 
 
 historical, semi-mythical traditions of their ancestors. 
 Among the prettiest and best-known tales is that of 
 Hinemoa. This young lady was the daughter of the 
 chief of a powerful tribe whose headquarters was at 
 Whakarewarewa. Among the many suitors attracted 
 by her beauty she preferred a youth named Tutaneki ; 
 but though his mother was the daughter of the chief 
 of the Island of Mokoia, situated in the centre of the 
 Lake of Rotorua, his father was a commoner, and 
 Hinemoa's father was furious at the idea of a mes- 
 alliance. He dared Tutaneki again to set foot on the 
 mainland, and caused all the canoes to be hauled up 
 on the beach to keep Hinemoa from attempting to join 
 her lover. Tutaneki, however, was an accomplished 
 musician, and every evening the strains of his lute 
 floated so sweetly over the waters of the lake that 
 Hinemoa could no longer stand separation. Taking 
 six empty gourds as an improvised life-belt, she swam 
 the three miles dividing her from music and love. 
 Fortunately, though numbed by her exertions, she 
 landed on the island where a hot spring, still called 
 Hinemoa's Bath, wells up near the beach, and a plunge 
 into it soon revived her. More successful than Leander, 
 she was united to her lover and lived with him peace- 
 fully on Mokoia. Her father appears to have reconciled 
 himself to the inevitable. 
 
 At one moment we almost thought that we should 
 have, in a minor degree, to emulate the performance 
 of Hinemoa. We arranged to row across the Lake to 
 a spot on the shore opposite our hotel, where we were 
 to be met by a " coach " (as the ordinary vehicles were 
 called) bringing our luncheon. Somehow first our 
 rudder broke away and then the boatman seemed to 
 lose his head — and anyhow lost one of his oars. We
 
 HUIA ONSLOW 275 
 
 were thereby left helplessly floating at no great distance 
 from the beach, and, what was worse, with no apparent 
 possibility of securing our luncheon. However, my 
 brother, bolder than Tutaneki, saved Lady Galloway 
 and myself from imitating Hinemoa. He plunged 
 into the water and managed to wade ashore, and we 
 soon had the satisfaction of seeing him return carrying 
 the limcheon basket on his head, and having sent a 
 messenger to summon another boat to our rescue. 
 
 One particularly fascinating feature in the Hot Lakes 
 District was the charm of open-air hot baths. Certain 
 pools were surrounded by high palisades rendering them 
 absolutely private. You secured a key and locked 
 yourself in, when you could disport yourself in natural 
 hot water and wade about under the trees to your heart's 
 content. The water was of a delightful temperature, 
 but certainly impregnated with chemicals, as I found 
 the skin peeling off my feet after two or three such 
 baths. 
 
 We arrived at Auckland in time to witness the final 
 send-off of that most popular Governor, Lord Onslow, 
 with special tributes to Lady Onslow and her baby 
 son Huia, who, having been born during his parents' 
 tenure of office, had been endowed with the Maori 
 chieftain's distinctive badge, the feather of the Huia, 
 and was christened by that name. Wlienever he 
 appeared the Maoris shouted " Huia ! Huia ! " and, 
 most tactfully, the child showed a preference for 
 brown men over white. Poor Huia grew into a splendid 
 and talented youth, but was disabled by an accident 
 while diving. Despite his crippled condition he gal- 
 lantly pursued his scientific studies till released by 
 death in 1922. 
 
 Of all Kudyard Kipling's Songs of the Cities I think
 
 276 NEW ZEALAND [ch. xii 
 
 the Song of Auckland best conveys the claim of that 
 vision of beauty : 
 
 " Last, loneliest, loveliest, exquisite, apart — 
 On us, on us the unswerving season amiles, 
 Who wonder 'mid our fern why men depart 
 To seek the Happy Isles ! " 
 
 Truly, New Zealand must have waited while Provi- 
 dence bestowed gifts on many lands, and have then 
 received a special bounty from each store of blessing. 
 The strength of the mountain pass, the plunge of the 
 waterfall, the calm mirror of the lake, the awe of the 
 forest, the glow of the flowers, the fertile pasture for 
 the flock, the rich plains for the corn — gold, coal, and 
 Kauri gum, the marvels of her springs — all these and 
 much more are given to her children, together with one 
 of the most perfect climates on the face of the earth. 
 She has but one drawback — namely, that she is ringed 
 round by some of the stormiest oceans known to man. 
 Perhaps were it not so too many eager pilgrims would 
 seek this far-ofi Paradise ! 
 
 Lord and Lady Onslow returned with us to Sydney 
 Government House, and soon after left with their 
 family for England. Lady Galloway in turn sailed 
 in the spring (Australian autumn), to my great regret. 
 She made the voyage in a Messageries boat, accompanied 
 by the very pretty daughters of Lord Southesk, Helena 
 and Dora Carnegie. 
 
 In July of this year (1892) my husband and I were 
 fortunately able to make a most interesting journey 
 to the French Colony of New Caledonia. As is well 
 known, certain questions had arisen from time to 
 time between Australia and New Caledonia, as the 
 former Government asserted that convicts escaped 
 from the French penal colony were apt to take refuge
 
 NOXMEA 277 
 
 on Australian shores ; and since the total cessation 
 of convict transportation from Great Britain Australians 
 were, not unnaturally, additionally sensitive to their 
 arrival from any other quarter. 
 
 Apart from this, however, the relations between the 
 British and French " outposts of Empire " were very 
 friendly and a good many Australians had established 
 themselves as free settlers in Noumea, the capital of 
 New Caledonia ; and when the French Government 
 heard that Jersey contemplated a visit they sent word 
 (as we learnt later on) that a generous sum was to be 
 spent on the reception of the tirst Australian Governor 
 to undertake the voyage. Owing to the fact that he 
 had to await permission from home before absenting 
 himself from New South Wales, and as there was then 
 no cable to Noumea, we were unable to name an exact 
 date for our arrival, which after some three days' 
 voyage took place on July 13th. We sailed in a Mes- 
 sageries boat, the Armand Behic, very luxurious and 
 with most obliging officers, but much too narrow in 
 proportion to its length, which caused it to roll even 
 when the sea was perfectly calm. This was a common 
 fault with Messageries boats in those days. Probably 
 also it was deficient in cargo, as, despite a large Govern- 
 ment subsidy, this line was run to New Caledonia at 
 a considerable loss. 1 wrote to my mother describing 
 our arrival as folhjws : 
 
 " We were received " (at Noumea) " with a tremen- 
 dous salute of guns, aft^r which the Conscil de Sante 
 promptly {)ut the ship and all its company into quaran- 
 tine for 24 hours ! We (including Private Secretary and 
 Bcrvants) were allowed to sUiy on board, where we were 
 perfectly comfortable, but all the other passengers 
 from the Aniidud Behic and another 8hi[) arrivinj^ 
 from Sydney at about the same time, were bundled oil 
 iw
 
 278 NEW CALEDONIA [ch. xii 
 
 to the quarantine island. There were about 180 of 
 them and accommodation for about 25. What the 
 rhyme or reason of 24 hours' quarantine was in a ques- 
 tion of small-pox which might appear, if at all, in 21 
 days, we at first failed to discover, but the solution — 
 and 1 fancy the true one — ultimately offered was that 
 when our ship arrived with the British Ensign flying 
 there was an awful hullabaloo. They did not know we 
 were coming by this ship, and neither Government 
 House nor anything else was ready; so they cried, 
 " Whatever shall we do ? Happy thought ! Small- 
 pox at Sydney — let us quarantine them till we have 
 had time to prepare." '■* (Here let me remark that as a 
 rule Australia was absolutely free from small-pox, but 
 a few cases had lately been brought by a ship, and of 
 course relegated to the New South Wales remote 
 quarantine stations.) 
 
 To resume my letter : 
 
 " It mattered very little to us, but was awfully hard 
 on the other victims, particularly as they put all their 
 worn linen into some concoction of chemicals which 
 utterly spoilt it. Meantime we went off to the quaran- 
 tine island for a walk and went up a hill whence we 
 had a beautiful view of the harbour which is lovely . . . 
 high hills of charming shapes round it . . . the real 
 glow of vivid green, red, and blue which one imagines 
 in the South Pacific. . . . Well, next morning, at 
 9 a.m., we were allowed to land in great honour and 
 glory, and were received by the Mayor, girt with his 
 tricolour sash, and all the Municipal Council, and then 
 escorted to Government House, where everything had 
 been prepared, down to unlimited scent-bottles, tooth- 
 brushes, and splendidly bound copies of Byron and 
 Milton, to make us feel at home. The only drawback 
 was that having once established us, and apparently 
 cleaned up the house for our arrival, nobody ever 
 attempted to dust or clean in any way again — and as it 
 rained all the time after the first day, and everyone
 
 THE GOVERNOR OF NEW CALEDONIA 279 
 
 walked everywhere, including in the ball-room, in 
 muddy boots, the effect was peculiar. Every place 
 was, however, decorated with flowers and flags, which 
 are no doubt excellent substitutes for dusters and 
 dustpans." 
 
 I shall not easily forget that household. It is hardly 
 necessary to say that the Governor, M. Lafion, was a 
 bachelor, a youjig man, clever and charming but evi- 
 dently unaccustomed to domestic details. I believe 
 that he was appointed through the influence of the 
 Paris Rothschild, who was a friend of his father, and 
 who had a predominating share in the nickel mines 
 which constitute the great wealth of New Caledonia. 
 He, however, was a civilian and had no voice in the 
 appointment of the Private Secretary and Military 
 A.D.C. who constituted his staff, and who treated their 
 Chief with a profound disregard which scandalised our 
 Private Secretary, George Goschen. 
 
 M. Laffon got up at any hour in the morning to take 
 us to " objects of interest " before the heat of the day, 
 but the staff did not trouble themselves to appear till 
 about noon, and when a ceremonious dejemier was 
 given we found that the Minister of the Interior was 
 running round to put the name-cards on the places of 
 the guests. These young men told Mr. Goschen that 
 when they did not want to go anywhere they pleaded 
 headache and wondered if their Governor were surprised 
 at the frequency of these ailments. " But don't you 
 liave a headache ? " added one of them. " An A.D.C," 
 retf)rted our virtuous Briton, " never has a headache." 
 " But you have sentiments ? " " An A.D.C," was the 
 reply, " has no feelings." " You must feel unwell 
 sometimes '{ " " Never jnore than one out of four of 
 us at a time."
 
 280 NEW CALEDONIA [ch. xii 
 
 Poor George Goschen was nearly crippled with 
 rheumatism while at Noumea, but would rather have 
 died on the spot than have omitted to set a good example 
 by following us everywhere in a pelting rain. Never- 
 theless when they deigned to accompany us the two 
 Frenchmen made themselves very agreeable. 
 
 Our English footman, originally a boy from Middleton 
 village, was considerably taken aback when he found 
 that the only attendance in our rooms was the sudden 
 inroad of a party of kanakas (natives) who ran in with 
 feather brushes, stirred up a little dust, and rapidly 
 disappeared. ** Well, Henry,'* said Mr. Goschen, 
 " either you or I will have to make His Excellency's 
 bed." And, stimulated by this and by my maid's 
 example^ Henry turned to., and we were made perfectly 
 comfortable. 
 
 Fortunately for the peace of mind of our kind hosts, 
 the Government and Municipality, we came in for the 
 Fetes de Juillet, so though they could not carry out 
 the special entertainments projected for us, they had 
 three balls, and some races, already arranged. It was 
 rather strange to have the music supplied by a Convict 
 Band in their penal garb, but it was very good. 
 
 In the middle of one of the balls we were summoned 
 to witness a " pilou-pilou," that is a native dance by the 
 kanakas — merry-looking people with tremendous heads 
 of wool standing straight up. They danced a kind of 
 ballet with much swaying of their bodies and swinging 
 of their weapons, which they afterwards presented to 
 me. I did not much like taking them, but was assured 
 that it was the custom. 
 
 These kanakas were darker and of a more negro type 
 than the Samoans whom we afterwards visited, but 
 not so dark as the Australian aboriginals, nor so
 
 THE CONVICT SETTLEMENT 281 
 
 Ravage as the inhabitants of the New Hebrides or New 
 Ireland. 
 
 We saw two of their villages, and their system of 
 irrigation by little watercourses on the hill-side, which 
 showed considerable capacity for agriculture. The 
 Roman Catholic missionaries claimed to have con- 
 verted about ten thousand of them, and it was curious 
 to find in a dark little hut of bark and reeds, with little 
 inside except mat-s and smoke, two or three Mass books 
 and a crucifix. Some of the priests whom we met had 
 gone into the wilds of New Caledonia before the French 
 annexed it in 1853, and regardless of danger had worked 
 there ever since. 
 
 We were taken to see the chief buildings of the 
 Convict Settlement, which appeared to be large and 
 well planned, but one had rather a painful shock when 
 the first object pointed out was the site of the guillotine. 
 Naturally the convicts were divided into different 
 classes. We entered one long building where a number 
 were confined in common, and seemed fairly cheerful, 
 but others were in little separate cells from which they 
 were only brought out, and then alone, for a very 
 short time each day. Some had only a brief period of 
 such solitary confinement, but in one small cell we found 
 a very big man who almost seemed to fill it with his 
 body when he stood up at our entrance. He had been 
 condemned to seven years of this penance for having 
 assaulted a waiter. He implored the Covernor either 
 to have him executed at once, or to allow him a little 
 more liberty. 1 backed up his plea, and M. Laffon 
 promised some consideration, which I trust was effectual. 
 
 The worst thing wc saw was the lunatics' prison, 
 inhabited by men who had gone mad since their arrival 
 in the Island. One man had a most refined and intr^l-
 
 282 NEW CALEDONIA [ch. xii 
 
 lectual head ; he had been a distinguished lawyer at 
 Lyons and was transported for having killed a man 
 who, if I recollect rightly, had been his sister's lover. 
 No wonder that shame, exile., and his surroundings had 
 driven him mad. Another was much happier ; he was 
 quite harmless, and was allowed to wander about and 
 indulge his mania, which was the decoration of the 
 little chapel. I have no reason at all to think that the 
 convicts were ill-treated, but we did not see the place 
 where the worst criminals were confined, and one of 
 the French ladies mysteriously remarked, " lis ont des 
 temps durs ceux-la."' 
 
 I always feel, however, that philanthropists who are 
 ready to condemn the treatment of convicts in any part 
 of the world fail to realise the difficulty of keeping 
 order amongst large bodies of men, most of whom, at all 
 events, have criminal instincts. The heroes of novels 
 and plays who undergo such imprisonment are almost 
 invariably represented as unjustly convicted, probably 
 scapegoats for real criminals, and all our sympathy is 
 evoked on their behalf. No doubt, particularly in the 
 early days of Australia, there were many cruelties and 
 much undue severity, but the comparatively few 
 officers and men who were put to guard and govern 
 masses of criminals had no easy task. They were far 
 removed from any possibility of summoning help in 
 cases of mutiny, and probably many of them deteri- 
 orated mentally and physically through much anxiety 
 and the hardships which they themselves had to en- 
 counter. 
 
 On the other hand, I heard manv authentic stories in 
 Australia of the kind treatment and good behaviour of 
 the convicts who were sent out from England for slight 
 ofiences, and who became steady and law-abiding
 
 COXA'ICTS IN FORMER DAYS 283 
 
 settlers, and were particularly careful in the education 
 and upbringing of their children. One gentleman told 
 me of a dentist who refused a fee for treating him 
 because his father, who had been an official in convict 
 days, had been so good to the dentists ticket-of-leave 
 family. Of course it seems very hard of our ancestors 
 to have transported men and women for stealing bread 
 or poaching, and I am not justifying the penal laws of 
 the eighteenth century, but being what they were I 
 am not at all sure that the majority of those who were 
 sent to Australia were not better off than they would 
 have been shut up in the prisons of those days in England, 
 and certainly their children had a much better start in 
 life. I believe that the great hardship was the voyage 
 out in a slow sailing ship^ overcrowded, with little fresh 
 air and the constant risk of food and water rumiing 
 short. Once landed, there were many chances of 
 prosperity for the well-behaved. I say nothing of the 
 real black sheep who were relegated to Port Arthur or 
 Norfolk Island. It is a mercy to think that those days 
 are past and over. 
 
 To return to New Caledonia. There were elaborate 
 arrangements for work in the nickel mines, and as 
 assigned servants to free settlers whom the French 
 Government were very anxious to plant on the land. 
 I do not tliink that they were very successful in inducing 
 large numbers to undertake the long voyage, though 
 there were a few Bretons on our ship. A good many 
 Australians, however, were cstablislied in trade in 
 
 NoUUKM. 
 
 Worils fail to do justice to the kindness of the New 
 Caledonian French — they made every exertion to 
 render us liappy, and comi)letely succeeded. W'iien we 
 left they robbed their Museum of a whole collection of
 
 284 NEW CALEDONIA [ch. xn 
 
 native curiosities which they put on board ship with us, 
 despite our protestations. One quaint incident perhaps 
 deserves record. Just as we departed I received an 
 imposing-looking missive written in flowery English, 
 which proved to be a letter from a French poilu. He 
 informed me that he had been in Australia and had 
 there married a girl whose name he gave me. She 
 was then living in Victoria, and if I remember rightly 
 was half Belgian, half British. A small child had been 
 the offspring of the union, but " France had called 
 on him to serve," and though his time of service over- 
 seas was nearly up, and though he wished to return to 
 Australia to " stand by his wife," France saw otherwise 
 and proposed to ship him back to Marseilles ; he was 
 in despair until I had appeared " like a star of hope 
 upon the horizon." 
 
 When we were back at Sydney I wrote to the Charity 
 Organization at Melbourne asking if they could find out 
 anything about the lady. Oddly enough she was 
 actually employed in the C.O.S. Office, and was said 
 to be quite respectable, though there appeared to 
 have been a little ; informality about the '' marriage 
 lines." 
 
 I then wrote to the very amiable French Colonel at 
 Noumea and asked whether under the circumstances 
 he could see his way to letting the lovelorn swain return 
 to Australia instead of to France. With prompt 
 courtesy he granted my request, and named some 
 approximate date for the man's arrival in Melbourne. 
 Thereupon I wrote a further letter to the C.O.S., 
 asking that they would be prepared for a marriage 
 ceremony about which there should, this time, be no 
 mistake. The end of the romance, at all events of 
 this chapter, was that I received a gushing epistle of
 
 DEATH OF LORD ANCRAM 285 
 
 gratitude signed by " two young hearts," or words to 
 that effect, " made for ever happy." I never saw the 
 youth and maiden whom I had thus been instrumental 
 in launching among the eddies and currents of matri- 
 mony, but I trust that the little girl was sufficient to 
 justify a somewhat blind experiment. 
 
 A great tragedy threw a shadow over our sojourn in 
 N.S.W. 
 
 One of our aides-de-camp was Lord Ancram, elder 
 son of Lord Lothian, and a particularly attractive 
 young man. He was a great favourite in Sydney and 
 much in request at gatherings of every description, 
 being good-looking and having charming manners. In 
 June 1892 he and my brother were invited to join a 
 shooting party in the country. He went off in high 
 spirits, and when he came to say good-bye to me, 
 knowing him to be rather delicate, I cautioned him 
 to be sure and put some kind of bedding under as well 
 as over him if sleeping out at night. This he promised 
 to do. I never saw him again. It was customary in 
 Australia to shoot riding. He and his companions got off 
 their horses for luncheon, and put their guns on the 
 ground. On remounting one of the party seems to 
 have picked up a loaded gun in mistake for his own 
 wliich he had discharged. Handled incautiously this 
 gun went off, and poor Ancram was shot through the 
 head, dying instantaneously. I shall never forget the 
 universal sorrow not only in Government House, but 
 among the whole warm-hearted community of New 
 South Wales. It was some comfort that the Admiral 
 commanding the Station, Lord Charles Scott, was 
 Ajicram's uncle, and he and his nice wife were able 
 to help, and advise as to the best means of breaking 
 the news to the poor parents and relatives in England.
 
 286 NEW CALEDONIA [ch. xii 
 
 Poor George Goschen, who was devoted to Ancram, 
 was almost prostrated by grief. It was rather curious 
 that not very long before the accident Ancram told me 
 that he had dreamt that he found himself back in his 
 old home, but that his brother had taken his place and 
 that nobody recognised him or took any notice of him ! 
 
 Treasures of the Old World are sometimes found at 
 the Antipodes. On one of our tours, at a township called 
 Bungendore, a large wooden box appeared unexpectedly 
 in our private railway car. Opened, it was found to 
 contain a letter from a Mr. Harold Mapletoft Davis 
 explaining that he confided to our care relics from Little 
 Gidding, brought from England long before by his 
 parents. His mother, Miss Mapletoft, was directly 
 descended from Dr. Mapletoft and from his wife, the 
 only Miss Colet who married. In the box were a copy 
 of the famous Harmonies, and bound volumes of manu- 
 script writings by Mary Colet and her sisters. The 
 fine binding of The Harmonies, now in the British 
 Museum, was said to have been executed by Mary Colet 
 herself ; slie did not die young as represented in " John 
 Inglesant," but lived to a good old age. There was also 
 a lovely Charles I embroidered miniature chest of drawers, 
 containing a boar's tooth, a handkerchief with the royal 
 monogram, and other relics. Charles I left this at 
 Little Gidding during his troubles. It was ultimately 
 purchased by Queen Victoria, and is now at Windsor.
 
 CHAPTER XIII 
 
 TONGA AND SAMOA 
 
 Not long after our return from New Caledonia I set 
 sail again, this time to take advantage of an invitation 
 from the Britannic Land Commissioner to stay with 
 him at his house in Samoa. My brother Rupert Leigh 
 and my daughter Margaret accompanied me on the 
 Norddeutscher Lloyd mail-ship Luheck. The Germans 
 subsidised the line, but it was, I understood, run at a 
 regular loss. We left on August 3rd, and encountered 
 very rough weather, seas sweeping over the bridge, 
 and even invading our cabins. Captain Mentz was 
 very kind, installed us in his own quarters, and did his 
 best to find food which Margaret and I could eat despite 
 sea-sickness. I must say this for him, although he was 
 a German ! 
 
 We passed Norfolk Island, but did not land anywhere 
 until we reached Nekualofa, the chief town of the 
 Tongan group, which consists of about 100 islands and 
 atolls. Tonga, like every island in the Pacific of which 1 
 ever heard, has its own particular quarrels and politics. 
 It was governed at the time of our visit by an ancient 
 potentatecalled King George, after Georgelllof England. 
 His wife had been (^ucen Charlotte, but she had died. 
 
 The hero, or rather villain, of recent Tongan history 
 was one Shirley Baker, a Wesleyan missionary with 
 the aspirations of a Kiciielicu or Mazarin. lie belonged 
 to the Wesleyan Church of Australia, which had pre- 
 
 287
 
 288 TONGA AND SAMOA [ch. xiii 
 
 viously become independent of the Mother Church in 
 England. Shirley Baker, however, having made him- 
 self Prime Minister of Tonga, did not care to take orders 
 even from Australia, but persuaded the dusky monarch 
 that the right and proper thing was to have a Free 
 Methodist Church of his own. This would not have 
 mattered, but the inhabitants were all compelled to 
 belong to this new connexion, and beaten and imprisoned 
 if they wished to adhere to what was presumably the 
 Church of their baptism. Other trifling accusations, 
 such as of poisoning, were brought against this eccle- 
 siastical Prime Minister, and ultimately the British 
 High Commissioner from Fiji had to come down and 
 deport him to New Zealand. Still, however, as far 
 as we could learn during a brief stay of some twenty- 
 four hours, though there was surface peace, intrigue and 
 suspicion were still rampant. 
 
 Even before we landed my brother came to me and 
 said that one of our fellow-passengers had warned him 
 that if we paid a visit to King George the missionary 
 interpreter in attendance would probably misrepresent 
 what we had to say to the monarch. " But," added 
 Rupert, " I don't think that we have anything par- 
 ticular to say, have we ? " I agreed that I did not 
 think that our communications would vitally affect the 
 peace of the world, or even of the Pacific, so we ventured 
 to enter the royal precincts. 
 
 The Palace was a comfortable-looking villa, of 
 which the most striking adornment was a full-length 
 oil-painting of the old German Emperor William, 
 presented to the King for having declared the neutrality 
 of Tonga in the Franco-German War of 1870. The 
 High Commissioner of Fiji had countered this pro- 
 paganda by presenting an engraving of Queen Victoria,
 
 TONGA:s ladies 2sy 
 
 but we were bound to confess, that, being merely head 
 and shoulders, our Sovereign Lady was placed at a 
 disadvantage in the artistic competition. 
 
 The Tongan ladies were celebrated for their beauty, 
 and we were told that when the Duke of Edinburgh, as 
 Prince Alfred, visited Australia and some places in the 
 Pacific, Tonga was much disappointed because he failed 
 to land on its shores. The inhabitants, however, 
 found balm for their wounded feelings in two explana- 
 tions offered : first, Queen Victoria was so impressed by 
 the importance of the group that had she sent a re- 
 presentative it must have been her eldest, not her 
 second son ; secondly, she had heard so much of the 
 charms of the ladies that she feared lest the Prince 
 should bring back a dusky daughter-in-law if exposed 
 to their wiles. One only wonders why they thought 
 that she should object. The King was a fine old man, 
 and we had no reason to believe that a rather weak- 
 looking missionary gave any serious misconstruction 
 of our conventional remarks. They dealt a good deal 
 with our Queen, and at all events he introduced her 
 name at the right place ! 
 
 We had a very pretty drive in a vividly green lane, had 
 tea at the hotel, and returned to sleep on board. The 
 real joy, however, was our departure at sunrise next 
 morning. Never before or since have I seen such a 
 glory of colour — St John may have witnessed something 
 like it when he wrote the Revelation, but 1 cannot 
 believe that earth contains a rival. 
 
 The sun struck the coral reefs through an absolutely 
 calm sea, and its beams were broken up into streams 
 and rivers of crimson, blue, green, and purple, as if 
 a rainbow or the tail of an angelic peacock or bird of 
 paradise had fallen into the ocean ; nor did the rivers
 
 290 TONGA AND SAMOA [ch. xiii 
 
 remain unchanged. At one moment a flood of crimson 
 passed by, and if we ran to the other side of the ship, 
 we found that the waters were turning to emerald ; 
 they parted and mingled and parted agaiii till we seemed 
 in a fairy world of magic. 
 
 We spent much time in the lagoons of Samoa and saw 
 beautiful hues, particularly deep purples, there, but 
 never again the extraordinary beauty of the Tongan 
 archipelago. Behind the ever-changing sea rose a 
 myriad islands crowned with palms and floating in 
 light. My brother asked me if I remembered the little 
 picture in our old Ballantyne's Coral Island of school- 
 room days. I had already thought of it, and gratefully 
 felt that at least one dream of childhood had been ful- 
 filled, that I had seen something of what our books had 
 told, though not as the sailor which I had sighed to be. 
 
 King George died in the spring after we had made 
 his acquaintance. A prominent resident whom we had 
 met at Nukualofa, Mr. Parker, wrote to describe the 
 honours paid to his memory. He said that he had 
 been for so many years " a leading character for good 
 and bad that his sudden, but on account of his age 
 not unexpected, death caused much commotion." 
 
 " However much some of his subjects may have 
 disliked him (or rather his regime) when alive, and 
 with much reason there were manv, now that he is 
 dead the respect they show is very striking. The 
 place both day and night is as silent as death, though 
 there is plenty of movement." On a low white wall 
 surrounding the premises, " at intervals of about one 
 foot there is a lamp placed on the top ; and at every 
 few yards of the road a camp of people squat down with 
 torches, and patiently wait for daylight as a sign of 
 respect, and also in all probability to keep evil spirits 
 away, though if asked the watchers would not say so."
 
 ARRIVAL AT APIA 291 
 
 The house itself was brilliantly illuniinated with 
 hundreds of coloured lamps and paper lanthorns, and 
 within, mats, flowers, and sandal- wood powder were 
 lavished on the dead monarch. Meantime I must 
 return to our vovage. 
 
 We landed at Apia, the capital of Samoa, on August 
 13th, by Sydney calendar. (Samoan was different, as 
 we had crossed 180° longitude, but this is unimportant.) 
 We were met by our kindest of hosts, Mr. Bazett 
 Michael Haggard, with the boat of the British Com- 
 mission rowed by a fine crew of natives in white shirts 
 and red lava-lavas or kilts. These, like other Samoan 
 men, were tattooed from the waist to the knee rather 
 as if they wore tight breeches under their kilts. We 
 were taken to Haggard's quarters, a two-storied house 
 called Kuge's Buildings, embowered in trees, containing 
 a fine long reception room upstairs, with bedrooms oS 
 it for my daughter, myself, and my maid. Below were 
 the servants' quarters, the stufi being a very intelligent 
 Indian and two Samoan boys ; behind was a courtyard 
 with rooms beyond for Mr. Haggard and my brother. 
 The whole had been the property of a commercial 
 company. Mr. Haggard in his anxiety for our safety 
 used to lock us women in at night, but I do not know 
 what danger he apprehended. 
 
 Kuge's Buildings were situated on the principal road 
 of Apia, not far from the harbour which was the scene 
 of the famous hurricane in which the English ship 
 Callio'pe outrode the storm and escaped, while the 
 German Adler was wrecked against the reefs. Her 
 mast still rose above her shattered remains, marking 
 the spot where she lay. 
 
 The Samoan groiij) conKisted of three principal and 
 several outlying islands. Tutuila, whi( li j)ossessea the
 
 292 TONGA AND SAMOA [oh. xiii 
 
 best harbour, was held by the Americans, while Upolu, 
 site of the capital, and Savaii, a mountainous isle, 
 were more or less in dispute between the Germans and 
 the British. The politics of the whole group were 
 involved to a degree, and certainly hold little interest for 
 anyone at this time of day. The League of Nations 
 did not exist in 1892, but Samoa would have afforded a 
 splendid field for its discussions, not to say a happy 
 hunting-ground for commissions and expenditure. 
 
 The main points of difference in 1892 may be summar- 
 ised thus : There were two kings, Malietoa Laupepa, 
 acknowledged by the European Powers, and a rebel, 
 Mataafa, fortified in the mountains. There was another 
 monarch, Tamasese, but he was not then counted 
 among the royal claimants, though son of a chief called 
 the " German King," because his father had once upon 
 a time been acknowledged by the Germans, who gave 
 him a uniform. 
 
 Also there were three Land Commissioners and three 
 Consuls, English, American, and German ; a German 
 Prime Minister ; Mabon, Secretary of State — I think 
 American — and a Swedish Chief Justice. The last- 
 named was appointed to settle any matters of dif- 
 ference which might arise between the Land Com- 
 missioners of the three Great Powers, and they were 
 to decide the disputes between the various claimants 
 to land. 
 
 The Europeans had often tried to induce the natives 
 to sell them land far below its value, and the natives 
 were not altogether behindhand in the game, as they 
 would sell the same land to two or three different pur- 
 chasers. Result, far more claims to land than acres 
 existing to satisfy the claimants. The Swedish Chief 
 Justice, a man called Cedercrantz, with a squint, did
 
 GERMAN PLANTATIONS 2y3 
 
 not know English when appointed, and had to go to 
 Fiji to learn it. 
 
 To add to the complications there were three sets of 
 missionaries in Upoln, London missionaries and "Wesley- 
 ans, with a standing feud between them, and Roman 
 Catholics of course violently opposed to both. All this 
 for a population well under a hundred thousand 1 
 However, despite all these quarrels, and the consequent 
 excitements, the natives seemed a singularly contented 
 and easy-going community, and everyone whom we 
 met vied with all others in making us happy. 
 
 The Samoans are fairer than the New Caledonians 
 and their hair less woolly ; they approached nearer to 
 the Malay type. We found they did not in the least 
 want to work in the cocoa-nut plantations set on foot 
 by the Germans, and why should they. Fishing one 
 day a week and cultivating a few yams and taros on 
 another day would supply their food, and the women 
 made tappa for their few garments out of the bark of 
 trees. 
 
 The Germans imported workmen of the dusky negro 
 type from the New Hebrides and New Ireland, but the 
 English settlers were not allowed to do this, and the 
 consequence in our time was that the Germans 
 owned the plantations, but otherwise trade and 
 population accrued largely to New Zealanders and 
 other British subjects. 
 
 Our host, Bazett Haggard, brother to Rider Haggard 
 and to William Haggard whom we had known in Athens, 
 was a great character. When he visited Sydney he 
 was known as " Samoa," for he never talked of any- 
 thing else, which was perhaps not surprising under the 
 circumstances. 
 
 A lawyer by profession, on appointment as Land 
 20
 
 294 TONGA AND SAMOA [ch. xiii 
 
 Commissioner he had been endowed with a Foreign 
 Office uniform and a Red Box which were sources of 
 infinite gratification and innocent pride. An Australian 
 young lady asked in awed tones, " Have you seen the 
 beautiful box which Lord Salisbury gave Mr. Haggard ? '' 
 Previous to a ball at Government House he asked with 
 all the solemnity appropriate to a budding diplomat 
 whether I would dance with him as first representative 
 of the Foreign Office at Sydney. After the dance he 
 laid aside his sword for the rest of the evening, assuring 
 me that this was the proper etiquette, to dance the 
 State dance wearing the sword and subsequent ones 
 without it. No doubt he was right. 
 
 Apart from Samoa the universe for him revolved 
 round his native county, Norfolk, whence sprang all 
 that was finest in the British race, particularly the 
 Haggard brothers. I forget how many there were, but 
 they had, he said, all loud voices, and on some occasion 
 won a contested election by the simple process of 
 shouting. 
 
 Apart from this quaint strain of simple satisfaction 
 with himself and his surroundings he was the kindest of 
 men, and 1 was assured that when it came to his legal 
 work all his oddities were cast aside and that he was 
 an excellent and capable Commissioner. 
 
 On the evening following our arrival he invited 
 Robert Louis Stevenson and Mrs. Stevenson to dinner, 
 and if we had already felt the fascination of Utopia 
 we then fell under the spell of the Enchanter who 
 evoked all the magic woven round its land and sea. I 
 shall never forget the moment when I first saw him and 
 his wife standing at the door of the long, wood-panelled 
 room in Ruge's Building. A slim, dark- haired, bright- 
 eyed figure in a loose, black velvet jacket over his
 
 R. L. STEVENSON 296 
 
 white vest and trousers, and a scarlet silk sash round 
 his waist. By his side the short, dark woman with 
 cropped, curly hair and the strange piercing glance 
 which had won for her the name in native tongue, 
 " The \\'itch Woman of the Mountain." 
 
 Stevenson was never one to keep all the treasures of 
 his imagination and humour for his books. Every 
 word, every gesture revealed the man, and he gave 
 one the impression that life was for him a game to be 
 shared with his friends and played nobly to the end. 
 I think that Matthew Arnold's " Empedocles on Etna " 
 expressed him when he sang : 
 
 " Is it so small a thing 
 To have onjoyd the sun. 
 To have lived light in the spring. 
 To have loved, to have thought, to have done ; 
 To have atlvanced true friends, and beat down baffling foes ? " 
 
 But Stevenson, braver to confront life than Empedocles, 
 would not have leapt into the crater ! 
 
 At that dinner, which inaugurated our friendship, a 
 very merry talk somehow turned on publishers and 
 publishing. It began, if I remember rightly, with a 
 reference to Mrs. Humphry Ward's latest book, for 
 which she was reported to have received a number of 
 thousands which both Stevenson and Haggard pro- 
 nounced to be incredible, Haggard speaking from his 
 brother's experience and Stevenson from his own. 
 Thereupon it was suggested by someone, and carried 
 unanimously, that we should form an " Apia Publishing 
 Company " ; and later on in Haggard's absence the rest 
 of us determined to write a story of which our host 
 should be hero, and the name, suggested, I think, by 
 Stevenson, was to he An Object of Pity, or the Man 
 Ua(j(jard.
 
 296 TONGA AND SAMOA [ch. xm 
 
 Before this was completed various incidents occurred 
 which were incorporated into the tale. Another friend 
 of Mr. Haggard was the British Consul, Mr. Cusack 
 Smith, and he took us to tea with him and his pretty 
 wife on the Sunday afternoon following our arrival. 
 They lived in a pleasant bungalow of which the com- 
 pound — or lawn — was enlivened by a good-sized turtle 
 tied to a post, which was being kept ready to be 
 slaughtered and cooked when we came to dine with 
 them ! 
 
 The question of fresh meat was not altogether easy 
 to solve in Samoa. We, knowing that there were 
 certain difficulties, had brought with us a provision of 
 tongues and similar preserved foods, also of champagne, 
 but there were few cows and oxen, and sheep were 
 impossible to rear on the island — at least so far means 
 had not been found to feed them amongst the luxuriant 
 tangle of tropical vegetation. Preserved provisions, 
 including butter, were mostly brought from New 
 Zealand. Samoa itself provided skinny chickens, some 
 kind of pigeon, yams, taros, and of course fish. 
 
 The occasional great treat • was pig cooked in the 
 native oven, an excellent kitchen arrangement. A 
 hole was dug in the ground, the object to be cooked 
 was wrapped up in leaves and placed between hot 
 stones ; the whole was then covered up with earth and 
 left long enough for the meat to be thoroughly soft and 
 cooked through ; when opened nothing could be more 
 tender. 
 
 Among other entertainments we were invited to 
 dine by King Malietoa, to whom we had already paid 
 a formal visit of ceremony. The banquet, which took 
 place about three in the afternoon, was laid on a long 
 cloth spread on the ground and consisted of all sorts
 
 KING MALIETOA 297 
 
 of native delicacies, including a dish of a peculiar kind 
 of worm, and, besides pig and pigeon, of vegetables 
 cooked in various ways. The staff of the monarch 
 included an orator or *' Talking Man/' and a jester, 
 thereby recalling the attendants of the Duke of Austria 
 in The Talisman. 
 
 The Talking ]\Ian, whose badge of office was a fly- 
 whisk, carried over his shoulder, had had his innings at 
 our formal reception, but the jester came in very useful 
 at the banquet. We were told that one ot his most 
 successful jokes was to snatch away pieces of the food 
 placed before the King. On this occasion he was 
 crouched just behind Malietoa and myself. Part of the 
 regal etiquette was for the monarch to give me a piece 
 of any delicacy in his fmgers, but he always tact- 
 fully looked the other way when he had done so, 
 thereby giving me the chance of slipping it into 
 the hands of the jester, who consumed it chuckling 
 with glee. 
 
 Malietoa was a gentle, amiable being who seemed 
 rather oppressed by tlie position into which he had 
 been thrust by the Powers. His rival Mataafa was 
 undoubtedly the stronger character of the two, and 
 appealed to the romantic instincts of Stevenson, who 
 was his personal friend. 
 
 Stevenson and Haggard between them therefore 
 concocted a plot whereby I was to visit incognita the 
 ramp in tlic mountains of the rebel potentate. As it 
 would not do to keep my f)wn name, my husband being 
 then Governor of New South Wales, I was to become 
 Stevenson's cousin, Amelia Balfour, and he wrote 
 beforcliand to ask that accommodation should be 
 proviflcd f(jr me with the ladies of this royal house, as 
 1 was not well accustomed to Island customs.
 
 298 TONGA AND SAMOA [ch. xiii 
 
 This is how Stevenson later on described the en- 
 counter in the very fragmentary " Samoid " : 
 
 " Two were the troops that encountered ; one from the way of the shore, 
 And the house where at night, by the timid, the Judge ^ may be heard 
 
 to roar. 
 And one from the side of the mountain. Now these at the trysting 
 
 spot 
 Arrived and lay in the shade. Nor let their names be forgot. 
 
 So these in the shade awaited the hour, and the hour went by ; 
 And ever they watched the ford of the stream with an anxious eye ; 
 And care, in the shade of the grove, consumed them, a doubtful crew. 
 As they harboured close from the bands of the men of Mulinuu 
 But the heart of the Teller of Tales (Tusitala) at length coxild endure 
 
 no more. 
 He loosed his steed from the thicket, and passed to the nearer shore, 
 And back through the land of his foes, steering his steed, and stiU 
 Scouting for enemies hidden. And lo ! under Vaca Hill 
 At the crook of the road a clatter of hoofs and a glitter of white ! 
 And there came the band from the seaward, swift as a pigeon's flight. 
 Two were but there to return : the Judge of the Titles of land ; 
 He of the lion's hair, bearded, boisterous, bland ; 
 And the maid that was named for the pearl,^ a maid of another isle. 
 Light as a daisy rode, and gave us the light of her smile. 
 But two to pursue the adventure : one that was called the Queen 
 Light as the maid, her daughter, rode with us veiled in green, 
 And deep in the cloud of the veil, like a deer's in a woodland place. 
 The fire of the two dark eyes, in the field of the unflushed face. 
 And one her brother ^ that bore the name of a knight of old, 
 Rode at her heels unmoved : and the glass in his eye was cold. 
 Bright is the sun in the brook ; bright are the winter stars, 
 Brighter the glass in the eye of that captain of hussars." 
 
 The adventurous party consisted of R.L.S., his 
 stepson Lloyd Osbourne, his stepdaughter Mrs. Strong 
 (nee Osbourne), and a young native chief Henry Simele, 
 my brother, and myself. It was arranged with infinite, 
 
 1 Haggard, who had described to us the loud voices of himself and 
 his brothers. 
 
 * Margaret Villiers. ' Captain Rupert Leigh.
 
 THE ENCHANTED FOREST 299 
 
 but somewhat futile, secrecy that j\Ir, Haggard, my 
 daugliter and I, with Rupert should ride out in the 
 afternoon and find the Vailima party awaiting us at 
 the Gasi-gasi Ford. This duly came off ; we were rather 
 late, and found our companions crouching, excited, at 
 the appointed spot in the attitude proper for con- 
 spirators. 
 
 Haggarrl and my daughter thereupon returned to 
 Ruge's Buildings, and the rest of us pursued our way 
 through the enchanted forest, past groves of bananas, 
 and up the mountain. From time to time little stiles 
 barring the narrow paths had to be negotiated ; some 
 Europeans explorers had imagined that these were a 
 kind of fortification to protect Mataafa's quarters, but 
 really they were nothing more romantic than fences 
 to keep pigs from wandering. 
 
 Nature in Samoa everywhere erected natural screens 
 for those who desired concealment in the extraordinary 
 luxuriance of her tangled vegetation : overhead, broad- 
 leaved forest trees interlacing their branches so* that it 
 was possible to ride even at midday under a tropical 
 sun ; below, the long and varied creeping plants which 
 went under the general name of " vines," and which 
 rendered progress difficult except where narrow tracks 
 had been cleared leading from one little village to 
 another. Mostly, however, the villagers were within 
 easy reach of the seashore, partly for convenience of 
 fishing, partly as being accessible in boats. The 
 villagers loved to visit their*fricnds, rowing pleasantly 
 from place to place witliin the lagoons which circled 
 the Island. 
 
 T(; return to our journey. Among other instances of 
 tropical luxuriance, we passed a quantity of sensitive 
 plant. The original plan! had been [)Iaccd by a member
 
 300 TONGA AND SAMOA [ch. xiii 
 
 of a German firm on his child's grave, thence it had 
 quickly spread and had become a perfect pest in the 
 surrounding districts. My horse was an extremely 
 lanky and skinny animal which Mr. Haggard had 
 procured for my use, and which alternately rejoiced in 
 the names of " Pedigree " and " Starvation," the 
 latter seeming more appropriate. R.L.S. rode a fat 
 little pony. Mrs. Strong subsequently caricatured our 
 progress by representing me very tall with an extremely 
 tight waistband, and Stevenson looking upward from 
 his diminutive steed. 
 
 Mrs. Strong, be it understood, regarded any kind of 
 fitting garment as a foolish superfluity. On this occa- 
 sion she had donned corsets for the convenience of a 
 long ride, but when, in the twilight, we neared our 
 destination she slipped them ofi and gave them to 
 an attendant, bidding him be a good boy and carry 
 them for her. 
 
 As we approached the royal abode we were met first 
 by a man beating a drum, then by the whole popula- 
 tion, and heard many remarks interchanged in low 
 tones ; my companions told me that they referred to 
 the " Tamaiti Sili " or " Great Lady," showing how 
 singularly ineffectual was my disguise. If any proof 
 of this were needed it was soon supplied. Mataafa, 
 a very fine old man, received us most courteously, 
 attended specially by a remarkable old gentleman 
 called Popo, who had curiously aquiline features quite 
 unlike the ordinary native. Stevenson thus described 
 him : 
 
 " He who had worshipped feathers and shells and wood, 
 As a pillar alone in the desert that points where a city stood, 
 Survived the world that was his, playmates and gods and tongue— 
 For even the speech of his race had altered sii.ce Popo was young.
 
 KING MATAAFA 301 
 
 And ages of time and epochs of changing manners bowed. 
 And the silent hosts of the dead wondered and muttered aloud 
 With him, as he bent and marvelled, a man of the time of the Ark, 
 And saluted the ungloved hand of the Lady of Osterley Park." 
 
 We were first presented witli refreshing cocoa-nuts, 
 and after profuse compliments, conveyed through the 
 interpreter, dinner, or supper, was prepared on a small 
 wooden table in the background. It consisted of 
 pigeon, chickens, taros, and yams, but poor Mataafa, 
 who liad previously adjourned for evening service, 
 could not share the birds because it was a fast 
 dav. He was a Roman Catholic — another point of 
 difference between him and Malietoa, who was a 
 Protestant. 
 
 After the evening repast came the kava ceremony. As 
 is well known, kava is a drink made from the roots of 
 the pepper-tree, chewed by young persons (who have 
 first carefully washed their teeth), and then soaked in 
 water. To me it always tasted rather like soapy water, 
 but it is most popular with the natives, who will sit 
 at festivities drinking large quantities. It is said to 
 have no effect on the head, but to numb the lower 
 limbs if too much is imbibed. 
 
 At special ceremonies, however, it is somewhat in the 
 nature of a loving-cup, only each guest has a cocoa-nut 
 shell refilled from the general wooden-legged bowl for 
 his benefit. The kava is always given in strict order 
 of precedence, and the interest was to see whether 
 Mataafa would give the first cup to Stevenson as a man, 
 and head of the family, or to me, a mere woman and 
 ostensibly a female relative, as in the latter case it 
 would show that he saw through my cousinly preten- 
 sions. It was rather a curious scene in the dimly 
 lightf'fl native house — chairs for the King and his
 
 302 TONGA AND SAMOA [ch. xiii 
 
 European guests, while the interpreter, Henry Simele, 
 and the native henchmen squatted near-by. With an 
 indescribable expression of suppressed amusement 
 Mataafa handed the cup to me, whereupon Stevenson, 
 with a delightful twinkle of his eye, exclaimed, " Oh, 
 Amelia, you're a very bad conspirator ! '" 
 
 Stevenson and my brother were then taken off to 
 another house, while Mrs. Strong and I were escorted 
 to the couch prepared for us — a large pile of soft mats 
 enclosed in a mosquito curtain, with two pillows side 
 by side at the head. 
 
 A native house has often been described. It is 
 generally a roof shaped like an inverted boat of wooden 
 beams supported on posts and thatched with palm- 
 leaves. Its size varies greatly according to the position 
 and wealth of the owner. Mataafa's was a large one 
 and his mats were beautiful. There was only one 
 room, and in a general way no one would have demurred 
 at sleeping all together. However, in this case a large 
 tappa curtain was let down in the centre ; the King 
 and his warriors slept on one side, and the other formed 
 the apartment of Mrs. Strong and myself. 
 
 Mrs. Strong was a most entertaining companion, and 
 told me stories of American experience before we both 
 composed ourselves to sleep. She was much amused 
 by my one preparation for evening toilet, which was a 
 toothbrush ; but I had to go outside the matting curtains 
 suspended between the posts to use it, as all cooking 
 and washing was bound to take place where nothing 
 should spoil the beautiful mats carpeting the house 
 proper. I found guards outside waiting in the darkness, 
 and when he heard of my excursion Stevenson declared 
 that my teeth would become historic. It is not to be 
 supposed that the natives neglect cleanliness — they
 
 THE KAVA CEREMONY 303 
 
 constantly bathe in the sea and in streams, but all 
 washing takes place outside, not inside, their houses. 
 
 Next morning we adjourned from the private abode 
 to Mataafa's large new Parliament House, where all 
 his chiefs were assembled for public or King's kava. 
 They sat round in a sort of circle, each representing one 
 of the royal " names " or tribes. 
 
 Without going into the intricacies of Samoan gene- 
 alogy it may be explained that no Prince could properly 
 be King of the whole group unless he could prove his 
 title to rule over all the " names." As it seemed that 
 neither Malietoa nor Mataafa could do this, their quarrel 
 was unlikely ever to be decided except by force 
 and by the support given to one or the other from 
 outside. Anyhow, a great number of " names " were 
 represented on this occasion and the scene was very 
 interesting. 
 
 This Parliament House was said to be the largest 
 native building in Samoa, and was certainly fine and 
 well constructed. On the cross-beams of the central 
 " roof- tree " were three painted wooden birds, emblems 
 of the King's house, as his father had been called 
 " King of the Birds." 
 
 The King and his guests again sat on chairs, the 
 chiefs squatted on the ground. This time, being public, 
 the King, with true courtesy, accepted my ostensible 
 position, and gave the kava first to R.L.S. ; after the 
 rest of us had drunk, it was carried to each chief in 
 turn, and in several cases curious rites accompanied 
 their acceptance of the cup. In one case an old man 
 had to lie down and be massaged for an imaginary 
 ailment, in another the kava was poured over a stone 
 which 8t<^>od for one of the ** names " wiiose human 
 representative was lacking. The most dramatic inci-
 
 304 TONGA AND SAMOA [ch. xiii 
 
 dent was when a fine-looking chief, who was a sort of 
 War Lord in Mataafa's army, five times refused the 
 cup with a very haughty air before condescending to 
 drink, which he then had to do five times. We were 
 told that this was in memory of an ancestor who had 
 refused water when no supply could be obtained for his 
 king, recalling the story of David pouring out the 
 water obtained at the risk of his captains' lives. 
 
 When all was over some of the chiefs were presented 
 to us, particularly the War Lord, who had laid by his 
 truculent manners and was very smiling and amiable. 
 He had had two drinks, first as Head of the Forces, 
 later on as Headman of his Village — so was in great 
 form. 
 
 Poor Mataafa ! After we left the Islands war broke 
 out again, his forces were finally defeated, and I believe 
 that he died in exile. My stolen visit to him will, 
 however, be alwavs a most delisrhtful recollection. 
 
 We also paid our respects to Tamasese, son of the 
 *' German King,'" previous to spending a night with the 
 Wesleyan Missionary and his wife. Tamasese was out 
 when we arrived, as he did not expect us so early. We 
 had started in the Commissioner's boat at 4 a.m., and 
 saw the sun rise over the locked lagoon. We were, 
 however, most courteously received by his handsome 
 wife Viti, who besides her tappa lava-lava wore a kind 
 of double bib or sleeveless jumper falling to the waist 
 before and behind, with a hole in the middle for her 
 head to go through. This ingenious garment was made 
 of cotton pocket-handkerchiefs not yet cut apart for 
 sale and printed with portraits of prize-fighters. 
 
 Tamasese, when he entered the house, proved to be the 
 finest native whom we had yet seen, with the square 
 head and broad limbs of a Roman emperor. In addi-
 
 A NATIVE DANCE 305 
 
 tion to the lava- lava both men and women loved to 
 decorate themselves and their guests with garlands of 
 flowers worn either on their heads or hung round their 
 necks. I have a vivid recollection of my brother seated 
 on a box in Tamasese's hospitable house with a wreath 
 of flowers on his head, surrounded by an admiring 
 crowd of young women, including the handsome Viti, a 
 young cousin or adopted daughter, and the Taupau or 
 Maid of the Village, a girl selected for her beauty and 
 charm to represent the commmiity in the receptions 
 and merry-makings which are a prominent feature in 
 Samoan life. 
 
 Later in the day we were present at a native dance, if 
 dance it can be called, when the performers sat for the 
 most part on the ground, and the action took place by 
 girls swinging their arms and bodies while the men 
 contributed the music. The girls did not confine them- 
 selves to rhythmic movements, but also gave a kind 
 of comic dramatic performance, mimicking amongst 
 other things the manners and customs of white people 
 with much laughter and enjoyment. They threw 
 bunches of leaves about by way of cricket balls — got up 
 and walked in peculiar manners, with explanations 
 which were translated to us as " German style," 
 " English style," and so on ; and when they sang a kind 
 of song or recitative, concerning a college for native 
 girls about to be established by the missionaries, they 
 made the very sensible suggestion that one or two of 
 them should go and try what the life was like before 
 they entered in any number. 
 
 Tamasese paid us a return visit at Apia, It was 
 curious to see him seated on a chair liaving luncheon 
 with us, dressed solely in a white lava-lava and a large 
 garland of leaves and flowers (»r i)erries. He also
 
 306 TONGA AND SAMOA [ch. xm 
 
 attended an evening party at Ruge's Buildings ; on 
 that occasion lie added a white linen coat to his costume 
 at Haggard's request, simply because the cocoa-nut oil 
 with which natives anoint their bodies might have 
 come off on the ladies' dresses in a crowd. 
 
 The truth is that a lava-lava and a coating of oil are 
 much the most healthy and practical costume in a 
 tropical climate. When a shower of rain comes on it 
 does so with such force that any ordinary garment is 
 soaked through in a few minutes. It is impossible for 
 natives to be always running home to change their 
 clothes even if their wardrobes permitted, and remaining 
 in these wet garments is surely provocative of the 
 consumption which so often carries them off. 
 
 Shirley Baker in Tonga made it a law that everyone 
 should wear an upper and a nether garment ; in Samoa 
 it was not a legal question, but the missionaries made 
 doubtless well-intentioned efforts to enforce the addition 
 of white shirts to the male, and overalls to the female 
 costume, which really seemed unnecessary with their 
 nice brown skins. 
 
 It is difficult for a casual visitor to judge fairly the 
 influence of missionaries on natives, but on the whole, as 
 far as I have seen missions in different lands, despite 
 mistakes and narrow-mindedness, it seems to be for 
 good. There is an enormous difference between missions 
 to ancient civilisations such as those of India and 
 China, and to children of nature such as the popu- 
 lation of the Pacific. I do not forget the command 
 "Go ye and teach all nations," an authority which 
 no Christian can dispute ; I am thinking only of 
 how this has been done, and with what effect on the 
 " nations." 
 
 It is pretty evident that when the nations have an
 
 MISSIONARIES 307 
 
 elaborate ritual of their own, and when the educated 
 classes among tliem have a decided tendency to meta- 
 physics, a ritual such as that of the Roman Catholics is 
 apt to appeal to them, and the men sent to teach them 
 nmst be prepared to enter into their difficulties and 
 discussions. When, however, the populations to be 
 approached are merely inclined to deify the forces of 
 nature, and to believe in the power of spirits, if a man 
 of some education comes among them, helps them in 
 illness, and proves his superiority in agriculture and in 
 the arts of daily life, they are very ready to accept his 
 authority and obey his injunctions. 
 
 In the case of the South Sea Islanders there is no 
 doubt that the missionaries have afforded them pro- 
 tection against the tyranny and vices introduced by 
 many of the low-class traders and beachcombers who 
 exploited them in every possible way. The missionaries 
 have done their best to stop their drinking the horrible 
 spirits received from such men, in return for forced 
 labour and the produce of their land. They have done 
 much to eradicate cannibalism and other evil customs. 
 Their error seems to have been the attempt to put down 
 dances and festivities of all kinds on the plea that these 
 were connected with heathen rites, instead of encourag- 
 ing them under proper restrictions. Even when we 
 were in the Islands, however, many of the more en- 
 lightened missionaries had already realised that human 
 nature must have play, and that, as St. John told the 
 huntsman who found him playing with a partridge, you 
 cannot keep the bow always bent. Probably by now 
 the Christian Churches in the Pacific have learnt much 
 wisdom by experience. 
 
 As before remarked, there were, in IS!)2, three sets of 
 missionaries in Samoa. Apart from the Roman Catho-
 
 308 TONGA AND SAMOA [ch. xiii 
 
 lies, the most important were the London Missionaries, 
 whose fomiders had been men of high education and 
 who had settled in the Islands about the time of Queen 
 Victoria's accession. The Wesleyans had also made 
 many converts. 
 
 Some years before our visit a sort of concordat had 
 been arranged between the various Anglican and Pro- 
 testant Churches working in the Pacific. The Church 
 of England clergy were to work in the Islands commonly 
 called Melanesia ; the Wesleyans, whose great achieve- 
 ments had been in Fiji, were to take that group, Tonga, 
 and other offshoots of their special missions ; the London 
 missionaries were to have Samoa and other fields of 
 labour where their converts predominated. Under 
 this agreement the Wesleyan missionaries left Samoa, 
 but alas ! after a time they came back, to the not 
 unnatural indignation of the London missionaries. 
 Their plea was that their flock begged them to return. 
 An outsider cannot pronounce on the rights and wrongs 
 of the question, but the feeling engendered was evident 
 to the most casual observer. 
 
 As for the Roman Catholics, we were sitting one 
 evening with a London missionary, when a native 
 servant ran in to inform him that the R.C. priest was 
 showing a magic-lantern in which our host and one of 
 his colleagues were represented in hell ! 
 
 I should add that I noticed that in a course of lectures 
 given to their students by the London missionaries was 
 one " on the errors of the Roman Church," but that was 
 not as drastic, nor, I presume, so exciting, as the ocular 
 argument offered by the priest. 
 
 The mythology of the Samoans was much like that 
 of other primitive nations, and as in similar cases their 
 gods and heroes were closely connected. The chief
 
 SA]\IOAN MYTHOLOGY 309 
 
 deity was a certain Tangoloalangi or " god-of-lieaven." 
 He had a son called Pilibuu, who came down to earth, 
 settled in Samoa, and planted kava and sugar-cane. 
 He also made a fishing-net and selected as his place of 
 abode a spot on Upolu large enough to enable him to 
 spread it out. Pilibuu had four sons to whom he 
 allotted various offices ; one was to look after the 
 plantations, another to carry the walking-stick and 
 fly-whisk to " do the talking," a third as warrior carried 
 the spear and club, while the youngest had charge of 
 the canoes. To all he gave the excellent advice, " When 
 you wish to work, work ; when you wish to talk, talk ; 
 when you wish to fight, fight." The second injunction 
 struck me as that most congenial to his descendants. 
 
 The Samoans had legends connected with their mats, 
 those of fine texture being valued as jewels are in 
 Western lands. One was told me at great length about 
 a mat made by a woman who was a spirit, who worked 
 at different times under the vines, under a canoe, and 
 on the sea-shore. Either her personal charms or her 
 industry captivated Tangoloalangi, and he took her up to 
 heaven and made her his wife. Her first child, a 
 daughter, was endowed with the mat, and looking down 
 from heaven she was fascinated by the appearance of a 
 fine man attired in a lava-lava of red bird-of-paradise 
 feathers. She descended in a shower of rain, but her 
 Endymion, mistaking her mode of transit for an ordinary 
 btonn, took off his plumes for fear they should get wet. 
 Arrived on earth she went up to him and said, " Where 
 is the man I saw from heaven wearing a fine lava-lava ? " 
 " I am he," replied the swain. Incredulous, she re- 
 torted, " I saw a man not so ugly as you." " I am the 
 same as before, but you saw me from a distance with a 
 red lava-lava on." In vain he resumed his adornment ; 
 21
 
 310 TONGA AND SAMOA [ch. xiii 
 
 the charm was broken and she would none of him. 
 Instead of returning to the skies she wandered to another 
 village and had further adventures with the mat, 
 which she gave to her daughter by the earthly husband 
 whom she ultimately selected. She told the girl that on 
 any day on which she took the mat out to dry in the sun 
 there would be darkness, rain, and hurricane. The mat 
 was still preserved in the family of the man who told me 
 the story, and was never taken out to dry in the sun. 
 
 The Samoans, like other races, had a story of the 
 Flood, and one derivation (there are several) of the name 
 of the Group is Sa = sacred or preserved, Moa = fowl, 
 as they say that one of their gods preserved his fowls on 
 these islands during the deluge. 
 
 They had sacred symbols, such as sticks, leaves, and 
 stones, and a general belief in spirits, but I never heard 
 of any special ritual, nor were there any traces of 
 temples on the Islands. They seemed a gentle, amiable 
 people, not fierce like the natives of New Ireland, the 
 New Hebrides, and others of negroid type. 
 
 The constant joy of the natives is to go for a malanga 
 or boat expedition to visit neighbouring villages, and 
 we quite realised the fascination of this mode of progress 
 when we were rowed through the quiet lagoons in early 
 morning or late evening, the rising or setting sun striking 
 colours from the barrier reefs, and our boatmen chanting 
 native songs as they bent to their oars. Once a little 
 girl was thrown into our boat to attend us when we 
 were going to sleep in a native teacher's house. She 
 lay down at the bottom with a tappa cloth covering her 
 from the sun. We were amused, when the men began 
 to sing, to hear her little voice from under the cloth 
 joining in the melody. 
 
 On this occasion we visited one or two stations of
 
 DESIRE FOR ENGLISH PROTECTION 311 
 
 the London missionaries and inspected a number of 
 young chief students. I noticed one youth who seemed 
 particularly pleased by something said to him by the 
 missionary. I asked what had gratified him, and Mr 
 Hills said that he had told him that the Island from 
 which he came (I think one of the Ellice Islands) had 
 just been annexed by the British, and they were so 
 afraid of being taken by the Germans ! That well 
 represented the general feeling. Once as we were 
 rowing in our boat a large native canoe passed us, and 
 the men in it shouted some earnest supplication. I 
 asked what it was, and was told that they were im- 
 ploring " by Jesus Christ " that we should beg the 
 British Government to take the Island. 
 
 Poor things, not long after we left, the agreement was 
 made by which England assumed the Protectorate of 
 Tonga and Germany that of Upolu and Savaii of the 
 Samoan group. Since the war New Zealand has the 
 " mandate " to govern them, and I hope they are 
 happy. I never heard that they were ill-treated by the 
 Germans during their protectorate, but they had 
 certainly seen enough of the forced labour on German 
 plantations to make them terribly afraid of their pos- 
 sibles fate. 
 
 The London missionaries had stations not only on 
 the main Island, but also on the outlying islets of 
 Manono and Apolima which they were anxious that we 
 should visit. The latter was a small but romantic 
 spot. The only practicable landing-place was between 
 two high projecting rocks, and we were told that any 
 party of natives taking refuge there could guarantee 
 themselves against pursuit by tying a rope across 
 from rock to rock and upsetting any hostile canoe into 
 the sea.
 
 312 TONGA AND SAMOA [CH. xiii 
 
 Ocean itself, not the inhabitants, expressed an ob- 
 jection to our presence on this occasion. There was no 
 sheltering lagoon to receive us, the sea was so rough and 
 the surf so violent that our crew assured us that it was 
 impossible to land, and we had to retreat to Manono. 
 Mr. Haggard sent a message thence to the Apolima 
 chiefs assuring them of our great regret, and promising 
 that I would send my portrait to hang in their village 
 guest-house. I told this to the head missionary's 
 wife when I saw her again, and she exclaimed with 
 much earnestness, " Oh, do send the photograph or 
 they will all turn Wesleyans \ " To avert this catas- 
 trophe a large, elaborately framed photograph was 
 duly sent from Sydney and formally presented by Mr. 
 Haggard. I trust that it kept the score or so of 
 Islanders in the true faith. A subsequent visitor 
 found it hanging upside down in the guest-house, 
 and the last I heard of it was that the chiefs had 
 fled with it to the hills after some fighting in which 
 they were defeated. I seem to have been an inefficient 
 fetish, but I do not know whose quarrel they had 
 embraced. 
 
 We had one delightful picnic, not by boat, but riding 
 inland to a waterfall some twenty or thirty feet high. 
 Our meal was spread on rocks in the little river into 
 which it fell, and after our limcheon the native girls 
 who accompanied us sat on the top of the fall and let 
 themselves be carried by the water into the deep pool 
 below. My daughter and I envied, though we could 
 not emulate them, but my brother divested himself of 
 his outer garments and clad in pyjamas let two girls 
 take him by either arm and shot with them down into 
 the clear cool water. One girl who joined the enter- 
 tainment was said to be a spirit, but there was no
 
 VISIT FROM TAMASESE 313 
 
 outward sign to show wherein she differed from a mortal. 
 Mortals or spirits, they were a cheery, light-hearted 
 race. 
 
 I must mention Tamasese's farewell visit to us 
 accompanied by one or two followers. Mr. Haggard 
 donned his uniform for the occasion, and as usual we 
 English sat in a row on chairs, while the Samoans 
 squatted on the floor in front. We had as interpreter 
 a half-caste called Yandall, who had some shado^vy 
 claim to the royal blood of England in his veins. How 
 or why I never understood, but he was held in vague 
 esteem on that account. 
 
 At this visit, after various polite phrases had been 
 interchanged, Haggard premised his oration by en- 
 joining on Yandall to interpret his words exactly. He 
 first dilated in flowery language on the importance of 
 my presence in Samoa, on which our guests interjected 
 murmurs of pleased assent. He then went on to 
 foreshadow our imminent departure — mournful " yahs " 
 came in here — and then wound up with words to this 
 effect : " Partings must always occur on earth ; there 
 is but one place where there will be no more partings, 
 and that is the Kingdom of heaven, ichcre Ladi/ Jersey 
 will be very fleased to see all f resent " ! Imagine the 
 joy of the Stevenson family when this gem of rhetoric 
 was reported to them. 
 
 1 have already referred to the story, An Object of 
 Pity, or the Man Haggard, which was written by my 
 brother and myself in collaboration with the Stcvensons. 
 The idea was that each author sliould descri])e his or 
 her own character, that Haggard should bo the hero of 
 a romance running through the whole, and that we 
 should all imitate the style of Ouida, to whom the 
 booklet was inscribed in a delightful dedication after-
 
 314 TONGA AND SAMOA [ch. xiii 
 
 wards written by Stevenson, from which I venture to 
 cull a few extracts : 
 
 " Lady Ouida, — Many besides yourself have exulted to 
 collect Olympian polysyllables and to sling ink not 
 Wisely but too Well. They are forgotten, you endure. 
 Many have made it their goal and object to Exceed ; and 
 who else has been so Excessive ? ... It is therefore, 
 with a becoming diffidence that we profit by an unusual 
 circumstance to approach and to address you. 
 
 " We, undersigned, all persons of ability and good 
 character, were suddenly startled to find ourselves 
 walking in broad day in the halls of one of your romances. 
 We looked about us with embarrassment, we instinc- 
 tively spoke low ; and you were good enough not to 
 perceive the intrusion or to affect unconsciousness. But 
 we were there ; we have inhabited your tropical imagi- 
 nation ; we have lived in the reality that which you have 
 but dreamed of in your studio. And the Man Haggard 
 above all. The house he dwells in was not built by any 
 carpenter, you wrote it with your pen ; the friends with 
 which he has surrounded himself are the mere spirit of 
 your nostrils ; and those who look on at his career are 
 kept in a continual twitter lest he should fall out of 
 the volume ; in which case, I suppose he must infallibly 
 injure himself beyond repair ; and the characters in the 
 same novel, what would become of them ? . . . The 
 present volume has been written slavishly from your 
 own gorgeous but peculiar point of view. Your touch 
 of complaisance in observation, your genial excess of 
 epithet, and the grace of your antiquarian allusions, 
 have been cultivated like the virtues. Could we do 
 otherwise ? When nature and life had caught the lyre 
 from your burning hands who were we to affect a sterner 
 independence ? " 
 
 There follow humorous comments on the contents of 
 the chapters, and the Dedication ends with the signa- 
 tures of " Your fond admirers "' in Samoan with English
 
 "AN OBJECT OF PITY" 315 
 
 translations. Mrs. Stevenson, for instance, was " Le 
 Fatine Mamana I Le Maunga, The Witch-Woman of 
 the Mountain " ; and the rest of us bore like fanciful 
 designations. It was of course absurd daring on the 
 part of Rupert and myself to write the initial 
 chapters, which dealt with an imaginary conspiracy 
 typical of the jealousies among various inhabitants of 
 the Islands, and with our expedition to Malie (Mataafa's 
 Camp) ; but we were honoured by the addition of four 
 amusing chapters written by Stevenson, Mrs. Stevenson, 
 Mrs. Strong, and their cousin Graham (now Sir Graham) 
 Balfour. The Stevensons gave a lurid account of 
 Haggard's evening party at Ruge's Buildings, and Mr. 
 Balfour projected himself into the future and imagined 
 Haggard old and historic surrounded by friends and 
 evolving memories of the past. 
 
 We had kept him in ignorance of what was on foot, 
 but when all was complete the Stevensons gave us 
 luncheon at Vailima with the best of native dishes, 
 Lloyd Osbourne, adorned with leaves and flowers in 
 native fashion, officiating as butler. When the 
 banquet was over a garland of flowers was hung 
 round Haggard's neck, a tankard of ale was placed 
 l)efore him, and Stevenson read aloud the MSS. replete 
 with alkisions to, and jokes about, his various innocent 
 idiosyncrasies. So far from being annoyed, the good- 
 natured hero was quite delighted, and kept on saying. 
 
 What a compliment all you people arc paying me ! " 
 In the end we posed as a group, Mrs. Strong lying on 
 the ground and Ji(jl(liiig up an ap})le while the rest of us 
 knelt or bent in various attitudes of adoration round 
 the erect form and smiling countenance of Haggard, 
 'i'hc })li(jtograph taken did not come out very well, but 
 sufiicicntly for my motlicr later (jii to make a coloured
 
 316 TONGA AND SAMOA [ch. xiii 
 
 sketch for me to keep as a frontispiece for my special 
 copy oi An Object of Pity." It was indeed a happy 
 party — looking back it is sad to think how few of those 
 present now survive, but it was pleasure unalloyed 
 while it lasted. 
 
 As for the booklet, with general agreement of the 
 authors I had it privately printed at Sydney, the copies 
 being distributed amongst us. Some years after Steven- 
 son's death Mr. Blaikie asked leave to print twenty-five 
 presentation copies in the same form as the Edin- 
 burgh edition, to which Mrs. Stevenson consented. I 
 wrote an explanatory Preface, and lent for reproduction 
 the clever little book of coloured sketches by Mrs. 
 Strong, with Stevenson's verses underneath to which 
 I have already alluded. 
 
 We had arranged to return to Australia by the 
 American mail-ship, the Mariposa, so after three of 
 the happiest weeks of my life we had to embark on 
 board her on the evening of September 2nd, when she 
 entered the harbour of Apia. 
 
 Regret at leaving Samoa was, however, much allayed 
 by meeting my son, Villiers, who had come across 
 America from England in the charge of Sir George 
 Dibbs, our New South Wales Premier, whose visit to 
 the mother-land I have already described. Villiers had 
 grown very tall since we parted, he had finished his 
 Eton career and joined us to spend some months in 
 Australia before going to Oxford. We were amused by 
 an " interview " with him and Dibbs in one of the 
 American papers, in which he was described as son 
 of the Governor of New South Wales, but more 
 like a young Englishman than a young x4.ustralian, 
 which was hardly surprising considering that he had 
 at that time never set foot in Australia. This re-
 
 COURAGE OF R. L. STEVENSON 317 
 
 minds me of some French people who seeing a 
 Maharajah in Paris at the time of Lord Minto's ap- 
 pointment to India, thought that the dignified and 
 turbaned Indian must be the new Viceroy — the Earl 
 of Minto. 
 
 Poor Robert Louis Stevenson — he died not long after 
 our visit ; his life, death, and funeral have been recorded 
 in many books and by many able pens. His life, with 
 all its struggles and despite constant ill-health, was, I 
 hope and believe, a happy one. Perhaps we most of us 
 fail to weigh fairly the compensating joy of overcoming 
 when confronted with adversity of any kind. He told 
 me once how he had had a MS. refused just at the time 
 when he had undertaken the cares of a family represented 
 by a wife and her children, but I am sure that the 
 pleasure of the success which he won was greater to his 
 buoyant nature than any depression caused by tem- 
 porary failure. 
 
 He loved his Island home, though he had from time 
 to time a sense of isolation. He let this appear once 
 when he said how he should feel our departure, and how 
 sorry he should be when he should also lose the com- 
 panionship of Haggard. 
 
 There has lately been some correspondence in the 
 papers about misprints in his books. Tliis may be due 
 in part to the necessity of leaving the correction of his 
 {proofs to others when he was residing or travelling in 
 distant climes. Wlien we were in Samoa, Una, or the 
 Beach of FaJe.sa, was appearing as a serial in an illus- 
 trated paper of which J received a copy. Stevenson 
 liad not seen it in print until I showed it to him, and 
 was much vexed to find that some verbal alteration had 
 })een made in the text. At his request when we left tlie 
 Inland I took a cable to send oil from Auckland, where
 
 318 TONGA AND SAMOA [ch. xiii 
 
 our ship touclied, with strict injunctions to " follow 
 Una line by line." There was no cable then direct 
 from Samoa, and apparently no arrangement had been 
 made to let the author see his own work while in 
 progress.
 
 CHAPTER XIV 
 
 DEPARTURE FROM AUSTRALIA CHINA AND JAPAN 
 
 Early in 1893 my husband was obliged to resign his 
 Governorship, as our Welsh agent had died and 
 there were many urgent calls for his presence in England. 
 The people of New South Wales were most generous in 
 their expressions of regret, and I need not dwell on all 
 the banquets and farewells which marked our departure. 
 I feel that all I have said of Australia and of our many 
 friends there is most inadequate ; but though the 
 people and places offered much variety in fact, in de- 
 scription it would be most difficult to avoid repetition 
 were I to attempt an account of the townships and 
 districts which we visited and of the welcome which we 
 received from hospitable hosts in every place. There 
 were mining centres like Newcastle where the coal was 
 80 near the surface that we walked into a large mine 
 through a sloping tunnel instead of descending in a 
 cage ; there was the beautiful scenery of the Hawkesbury 
 River, the rich lands romid Bathurst and Armidale and 
 other stations where we passed most enjoyable days 
 with squatters whose fathers had rescued these lands 
 and made '* the wilderness to blossom like a rose." It 
 often seemed to me that one special reason why English- 
 men in Colonial life succeeded where other nations 
 equally intelligent and enterprising failed to take 
 j)ermanent root was the way in which Englishwomen 
 would adapt themselves to isolation. We all know the 
 
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 320 DEPARTURE FROM AUSTRALIA [ch. xiv 
 
 superiority of many Frencliwomen in domestic arts, but 
 it is difficult to imagine a Frenchwoman living in the 
 conditions accepted by English ladies in all parts of 
 the Empire. 
 
 One lady in New South Wales lived fifteen miles 
 from the nearest neighbour, and her one relaxation 
 after a hard day's work was to hear that neighbour 
 playing down the telephone on a violin. That, how- 
 ever, was living in the world compared to the fate of 
 another friend ! The husband of the latter lady was, 
 when we met, a very rich man who drove a four-in-hand 
 and sent his son to Eton. When they first started 
 Colonial life they lived for five years a hundred miles 
 from any other white woman. The lady had a white 
 maid- servant of some kind for a short time at the 
 beginning, of their career, but she soon left, and after 
 that she had only black " gins " (women). I was told 
 that one of her children had been burnt in a bush fire, 
 and her brother-in-law was killed by the blacks. 
 Naturally I did not refer to those tragedies, but I asked 
 whether she did not find the isolation very trying, par- 
 ticularly the evenings. She said, oh no, she was so 
 occupied during the day and so tired when the work 
 was over that she had no time to wish for anything but 
 rest. She was a very quiet, pleasant woman, a lady in 
 every sense of the word, and one could not but admire 
 the way in which she had passed through those hard 
 and trying years and resumed completely civilised 
 existence. 
 
 We heard many tales of bushrangers from those who 
 had encountered them or heard of their performances 
 from friends. It is not very astonishing that a popu- 
 lation largely recruited in early days from convicts 
 should have provided a contingent of highwaymen.
 
 BUSHRANGERS 321 
 
 Their two main sources of income were the oxen and 
 horses which they stole and sold again after scientifically 
 " faking " the brands, and the gold which they robbed 
 as it was being conveyed to distant banks. 
 
 I have referred to Rolf Boldrewood's hero " Star- 
 light." Certain incidents of his career were adapted 
 from the life of the most prominent bushranger Kelly, 
 but whereas Starlight, for the purpose of the story, is 
 endowed with some of the traits of a fallen angel, 
 Kelly seems to have been a common sort of villain in 
 most respects, only gifted with exceptional daring and 
 with that power over other men which is potent for 
 good or evil. He was described as wearing " armour " ; 
 I believe that he protected himself with certain kitchen 
 utensils under his clothes. In the end, when hotly 
 pursued by the police, he and his band underwent a 
 regular siege in a house, but by that time the police 
 were able to bring up reinforcements by rail, the gang 
 was forced to surrender, and Kelly and others were 
 executed. 
 
 A sordid incident was that on the very night of his 
 execution Kelly's brother and sister appeared, for money, 
 on the stage in a theatre at Melbourne ! 
 
 The railroad was the effectual means of stopping 
 bushranging, both by facilitating the movements of the 
 police and by enabling gold to be transported without 
 the risks attendant on coaches, or horsemen who were 
 sometimes sent by their employers to carry it from 
 place to place. A gentleman told me how he had been 
 thus commissioned, and being attacked by a solitary 
 bushranger in a wayside inn, dodged his assailant 
 round and round a stove and ultimately got off safely. 
 
 Bushranging was extinct before our arrival in New 
 South Wales, but Jersey had one rather curious ex-
 
 322 DEPARTURE FROM AUSTRALIA [ch. xiv 
 
 perience of its aftermatli. An old man had murdered 
 his wife, and, in accordance with the then custom, the 
 capital sentence pronounced upon him by the judge 
 came before the Governor in Council for confirmation. 
 Jersey asked the advice of each member in turn, and 
 all concurred in the verdict except one man, who 
 declined to give an opinion. After the Council he took 
 my husband aside and told him that he had not 
 liked to join in the condemnation as he knew the 
 criminal personally. He added this curious detail. The 
 murderer had formerly been connected with a gang of 
 bushrangers ; he had not actually shared in their de- 
 predations, but he had received the animals they stole, 
 and it was his job to fake the brands — namely, to 
 efface the names or marks of the proper owners and to 
 substitute others so that the horses or cattle could not 
 be identified. The gang was captured and broken up, 
 the members being all sentenced to death or other 
 severe punishment, but this man escaped, as his crimes 
 could not be proved against him. Nemesis, however, 
 awaited him in another form. He kept his faking iron ; 
 and when his wife was found murdered, the fatal wound 
 was identified as having been inflicted with this weapon, 
 and he was thereby convicted. 
 
 Another story of those bygone days, though uncon- 
 nected with bushranging, seems worth preservation. 
 A man was found lying dead in the streets of Brisbane 
 (or some other town in Queensland), and there was no 
 evidence whatever to show how he had come by this 
 fate, though the fact that his watch was missing pointed 
 to violence on the part of some person unknown. A 
 considerable time afterwards certain poor houses were 
 demolished, with the view presumably to building 
 better ones in their place. Behind a brick in the
 
 CIRCmiSTANTIAL EVIDENCE 323 
 
 chimney of one of these houses was found the missing 
 watch. A workman who had inhabited the house at 
 the time of the murder was thereupon arrested, and 
 brought before a judge who had come on circuit. The 
 workman protested his innocence, saying that he had 
 seen the man lying in the street and, finding that he 
 was quite dead, appropriated his watch and took it 
 home to his wife. The woman had told him that he 
 was very foolish, as if the watch were found in his 
 possession he might be accused of killing the man, and 
 yielding to her persuasions instead of trying to sell or 
 wearing it he hid it behind the chimney where it was 
 found. The story sounded thin, but on hearing the 
 details of place and date the presiding judge exclaimed 
 that it was true. When a young barrister he himself 
 had been in the same town, and was running to catch 
 the train when a man, apparently drunk, lurched 
 against him ; he pushed him aside and saw him fall, 
 but had no idea that he was injured, and hurried on. 
 The workman was acquitted, and I suppose that the 
 judge acquitted himself ! 
 
 Space has not admitted any record of our visitors at 
 Sydney, but I must mention the pleasure which we had 
 in welcoming Miss Shaw who came on behalf of The 
 Times to examine and report on the Kanaka question. 
 It was universally allowed that The Times had been very 
 well advised in sending out so charming and capable a 
 lady. She won the hearts of the Queensland planters, 
 who introduced her to many sides of plantation life 
 which they would never have troubled themselves to 
 show a mere man. We gladly continued in England a 
 friendship thus begun at the Antipodes, none the less 
 gladly when Miss Shaw became the wife of an equally 
 talented servant of the Empire, Sir Erederick Lugard.
 
 324 DEPARTURE FROM AUSTRALIA [ch. xiv 
 
 One year we entertained at Osterley a number of 
 foreign Colonial delegates and asked representative 
 English people to meet them. 
 
 Among our guests were Sir Frederick and Lady 
 Lugard. The latter was seated between a Belgian, 
 interested in the Congo, and I think a Dutchman. After 
 dinner these gentlemen asked me in somewhat agitated 
 tones, " Qui etait cette dame qui etait si forte dans la 
 question de FAfrique ? " and one said to the other, 
 " Elle vous a bien roule, mon cher." 
 
 I explained that it was Lady Lugard, formerly Miss 
 Flora Shaw. 
 
 " Quoi — la grande Miss Shaw ! Alors cela s'explique," 
 was the reply in a voice of awe. 
 
 In February 1893 Villiers and our yoimger children 
 left in the Ofhir direct for England, accompanied by 
 Harry Cholmondeley, the German governess, and the 
 servants. My brother remained on the staff of our 
 successor. Sir Robert Duff. Our eldest daughter, 
 Margaret, stayed with us, as we contemplated a visit 
 to Japan and a trip across Canada and to Chicago on 
 our way back, and wished for her company. 
 
 We travelled by train to Toowoomba in Queensland, 
 where we slept one night, and then went on to Brisbane, 
 where we embarked on board the Eastern Australian 
 ship the Catterthun. Brisbane was still suffering from 
 the after-effects of great floods, and it was curious, 
 particularly in the suburbs, to see many houses, which 
 had been built on piles to avoid the depredation of 
 ants, overturned, and lying on their sides like houses 
 thrown out of a child's box of toys. Nevertheless 
 Brisbane struck us as a cheerful and prosperous city 
 during our few hours' stay. 
 
 The voyage through the lagoon of the Great Barrier
 
 THE GREAT BARRIER REEF 325 
 
 Reef, though hot, was most enjoyable. As is well 
 koo^^^l this great coral reef extends for over twelve 
 hundred miles in the ocean washing the north-east 
 coast of Australia. In the wide expanse of sea between 
 it and the mainland ships can generally sail unvexed by 
 storms, and from a few hours after we left Brisbane till 
 we reached the mouth of the North Continent that was 
 our happy condition. 
 
 We stopped at one or two coast towns and passed 
 through the very pretty Albany Passage to the Gulf of 
 Carpentaria, across which we had a perfectly smooth 
 passage. We then spent a night or two with Mr. 
 Dash wood at Port Darwin, where we were much in- 
 terested in the population, partly officials of the Eastern 
 Extension Cable Company and partly Chinese. Every- 
 thing has doubtless changed greatly in the years which 
 have intervened since our visit. Port Darwin was then 
 the chief town of the Northern Territory of South 
 Australia — now the Northern Territory has been taken 
 over by the Commonwealth Government, which appoints 
 an Administrator and encourages settlement. 1 hope 
 the settlers will succeed, but Port Darwin remains in my 
 memory as a very hot place and the European inhabi- 
 tants as of somewhat yellow complexion. 
 
 The Chinese had a temple or Joss house, attached to 
 which was a sort of hull in which were stored numerous 
 jars recalling those of the Forty Thieves, but containing 
 the bones of dead Chinamen awaiting transport to their 
 own country. 
 
 While at Port Darwin Mr. Dasliwood very kindly 
 arranged a Corroboree for us. We were told that this 
 was one of the few places where such an entertainment 
 was possible, in parts of Australia farther south the 
 aboriginals have become too civilised, and in the wilder 
 22
 
 326 DEPARTURE FROM AUSTRALIA [ch. xiv 
 
 places they were too shy and would not perform before 
 wliite men. 
 
 The whole thing was well worth seeing. The men 
 were almost naked, and had with their own blood 
 stuck wool in patterns on their black bodies. They had 
 tall hats or mitres of bamboo on their heads and carried 
 long spears. The Corroboree began after dark, and the 
 men shouted, danced, and carried on a mimic war to 
 the glare of blazing bonfires. A sort of music or 
 rhythmic noise accompanied the performance caused by 
 weird figures painted with stripes of white paint who 
 were striking their thighs with their hands. They 
 looked so uncanny that I could not at first make out 
 what they were, but was told that they were the women 
 or " gins." The scene might have come out of the 
 infernal regions or of a Witches' Walpurgis Night. 
 
 Next morning my husband wanted to give the per- 
 formers presents ; he was begged not to give them 
 money, as they would spend it in drink, but he was 
 allowed to purchase tobacco and tea and distribute 
 packets of these. Most peaceable quiet men and women 
 tidily dressed came up to receive them, and it was 
 hardly possible to believe that these were the demoniac 
 warriors who had thrilled us the night before. 
 
 While at Port Darwin we visited the prison, and 
 seven or eight Malays, under sentence of death for 
 piracy or some similar crime, were paraded for our in- 
 spection. I thought this somewhat hard upon them, but 
 we were assured that such notice would be rather pleasing 
 to them than otherwise, and their smiling countenances 
 certainly conveyed that impression. One odd bit of 
 red-tape was connected with this. Every death-sentence 
 had to go to Adelaide, then headquarters of the Northern 
 Territory Government, to be confirmed, but because
 
 COLOURED LABOUR 327 
 
 when Port Darwiii was first established it took many 
 weeks for any communication to go to and fro, no 
 criminal could be executed till that number of wrecks 
 had elapsed, although telegraph or post could have 
 reported the sentence and received confirmation in 
 days if not in hours. No doubt all is now different, but 
 I do not suppose that the criminals objected to the 
 delay. 
 
 Here, as elsewhere in the semi-tropical parts of 
 Australia, the burning question of coloured labour 
 arose — one wondered, for instance, whether such labour 
 would not have largely facilitated the introduction of 
 rubber. Still Australia must, and will, decide this 
 and similar problems for herself ; and if even strictly 
 regulated Indian or kanaka labour would infringe the 
 ideal of " White Australia," the barrier must be main- 
 tained. 
 
 Of course our officers on board the Cattertliun were 
 white, but the crew were Chinese. At one time an 
 attempt had been made to prevent their employment — 
 very much to Captain Shannon's distress, as he loved 
 his Chinamen. This veto, however, was not in force 
 when we made the voyage, though the men were not 
 allowed on shore. We had a Chinese Wesleyan mis- 
 sionary on board, and we were told that when his 
 Wesleyan friends wanted him to visit them at Mel- 
 bourne or Sydney (the former, I think) they had to 
 deposit £100, to be refunded when he returned to the 
 ship, as a guarantee against his remaining in the country. 
 
 At Port Darwin we said a final farewell to Australia 
 and sailed for Hong-Kong. Our one port of call during 
 this voyage was at Dilli, port of the Portuguese Colony 
 of 'J'imor. 'i'he southern portion of 'I'imor belongs to 
 the Dutch, but our company was under contract to call
 
 328 DEPARTURE FROM AUSTRALIA [ch. xiv 
 
 at the Portuguese port, and we suffered acutely in 
 consequence. The Portuguese had owned a gunboat 
 for five years, during which time they had contrived to 
 knock some forty-nine holes in its boiler. They had had 
 it once repaired by the Dutch, but it was past local 
 efforts, so we had to tow the wretched thing to Hong- 
 Kong, which seriously impeded our progress. The 
 Portuguese could not even tie it on straight, so after we 
 had gone some distance we had to send an officer and a 
 carpenter on board. They found the three officers of 
 the Portuguese Navy who had it in charge prostrate 
 with sea-sickness (not surprising from the way they 
 were tossing about), so they tied the vessel properly 
 behind us, left a card, and returned. 
 
 Timor was a picturesque mountainous island, but its 
 commerce as far as we could learn consisted of Timor 
 ponies — sturdy little beasts — and postage stamps. Of 
 course everyone on board rushed off to purchase the 
 latter for their collections. 
 
 I rode up with one or two companions to a Portuguese 
 monastery on the top of a hill, where the Father Superior 
 entertained us with exceptionally good port wine. He 
 said that he and his community educated young native 
 chiefs. We tried politely to ascertain whether the 
 education was gratis. The Reverend Father said that 
 the youths did not pay, but each brought several 
 natives who cultivated the plantations belonging to the 
 monastery as an equivalent. Presumably this was not 
 slavery, but what a convenient way of paying school 
 fees ! An improvement on S queers — the scholars learnt, 
 and their attendants toiled, for the public good. 
 
 Timor provided an interesting addition to our pas- 
 sengers in the person of a Portuguese Archbishop with 
 his attendant priests. I believe that his Grace had got
 
 HONG-KONG 329 
 
 into some kind of ecclesiastical hot-water and was 
 going to Macao for inquiry, but I do not know parti- 
 culars. However, on the Sunday following our depar- 
 ture from Timor I learnt that our captain would read 
 the English service and the Chinese Wesleyan would 
 hold one for the crew on the lower deck. I suggested to 
 the first officer that he should offer the Portuguese 
 priests facilities for their rites, as it seemed only proper 
 that all creeds should take part. This was gratefully 
 accepted, but when a few days later I sent my friend 
 again to propose a service on March 25th (the Annun- 
 ciation) the padre was quite annoyed, and asked what 
 he knew about it ! My officer piously declared that 
 we knew all about it, but the Archbishop would have 
 nothing to say to it. 
 
 The only rough part of our whole voyage was some 
 twenty-four hours before reaching Hong-Kong, and if 
 we had not had the gunboat dragging behind we should 
 probably have landed before the storm. I was greatly 
 surprised by the beauty of Hong-Kong. Its depth of 
 colour is astonishing and the variety of craft and constant 
 movement in the harbour most fascinating. As viewed 
 from the Peak, it was like a scene from a world-drama 
 in which modern civilisation and traffic were ever 
 invading the strange and ancient life of the Cliina 
 beyond. There were the great men-of-war and merchant 
 ships of the West side by side with the sampans on 
 which thousands of Chinese made their homes, lived 
 and moved and had their being. To the roofs of the 
 sampans the babies were tied by long cords so that they 
 might play on deck without falling into the wat€r. 
 Anyhow, the boys were securely tied — there seemed 
 some litth; doubt about the knots in the case of girls. 
 Then behind the city were the great red-peaked hills
 
 330 CHINA [CH. XIV 
 
 which one sees on screens — I had always thought that 
 they were the convention of the artist, but no, they 
 were exact transcripts from nature. 
 
 Across the harbour lay the British mainland posses- 
 sion, Kowloon, to which we paid an amusing visit. 
 We were taken by the Commodore of the Station, and 
 as I believe we did something unauthorised, gratitude 
 forbids me to mention his name. We entered a Chinese 
 gambling-house, which was very quaint. There was a 
 high hall with a gallery or galleries running round — 
 behind were some little rooms with men smoking, I 
 imagine opium. In the gallery in which we took seats 
 were several people, including Chinese ladies. On the 
 floor of the hall was a table at which sat two or three 
 Chinamen who appeared to be playing some game of 
 their own — probably fan-tan. We were given little 
 baskets with strings in which to let down our stakes. 
 As we did not know the game and had no idea what we 
 were backing, we put in some small coins for the fun 
 of the thing, and when we drew them up again found 
 them agreeably multiplied. I had a shrewd suspicion 
 that the heathen Chinee recognised our escort and took 
 good care that we were not fleeced. 
 
 The climate of Hong-Kong is said to be very trying, 
 and our brief experience bore this out. We spent 
 Easter Sunday there, and it was so hot that attendance 
 in the Cathedral was a distinct effort. A few days 
 later we went on an expedition to the Happy Valley, 
 and it was so cold that our hosts handed round orange 
 brandy to keep the party alive. 
 
 While we were there our daughter Margaret attended 
 her first " come- out " ball, and we felt that it was quite 
 an original performance for a debutante to be carried 
 to Government House in a Chinese chair.
 
 CANTON 331 
 
 Hong-Kong should be a paradise for the young — there 
 were only nine English girls in the Colony of age to be 
 invited, and any number of young men from ships and 
 offices. 
 
 Even more interesting than Hong-Kong was our 
 brief \asit to Canton. The railway from Kowloon to 
 Canton was not then built, and we went by boat up 
 the Pearl River. Everything was novel to us, including 
 the pagodas on the banks of the river, erected to pro- 
 pitiate some kind of deities or spirits, but once there 
 remaining unused, and generally falling into decay. 
 We reached Canton at daybreak, and if Hong-Kong was 
 a revelation Canton was still more surprising. The 
 wide river was packed with native vessels. How they 
 cx)uld move at all was a problem : some were propelled 
 by wheels like water wheels, only the motive power was 
 men who worked a perpetual tread-mill ; the majority 
 were inhabited by a large river population called the 
 Tankers, who ages before had taken up their abode on 
 boats when driven by nature or man from land. We 
 were told that they never willingly went ashore, and when 
 compelled to do so by business, ran till they regained 
 their floating homes. But not the river alone, the vast 
 city with its teeming population was so exactly what you 
 see in Chinese pictures that it appeared quite unreal ; 
 for a moment I felt as if it had been built up to deceive 
 the Western traveller, as houses were erected and 
 peasants dressed up in the eighteenth century to make 
 Catherine the Great believe in a prosperous population 
 where none existed. 
 
 However, Canton was real, and the more we saw 
 during our short stay the more were we astonished by 
 pictures awakened to life. We visited a rich merchant, 
 and his house and enclosed garden, with little bridges,
 
 332 CHINA [CH. xiv 
 
 quaintly trimmed shrubs, and summer-houses in which 
 were seated portly gentlemen in silk garments and round 
 hats with buttons on the top, had been transported 
 bodily from the old Chinese wall-paper in my nursery 
 at Stoneleigh. His wife was escorted into his hall by 
 attendant maidens, but so thick was the paint on her 
 face and mouth that for her utterance was as difficult 
 as walking on her tiny feet. 
 
 The merchant spoke a little English, but was not very 
 easy to understand. He showed the charmingly deco- 
 rated apartments of his " Number One Wife," but I 
 am uncertain whether that was the lady we saw or a 
 predecessor, and in the garden we were introduced to 
 " my Old Brother." We were entertained with super- 
 fine tea and also presented with some in packets, but 
 we did not find that pure Chinese tea was altogether 
 appreciated by our friends in England. We stayed at 
 the Consulate with Mr. Watters ; a most interesting 
 man who, having spent a large portion of his life in 
 China, had become imbued with much of their idealism, 
 and esteemed them highly in many respects. The 
 Consulates of the various European Powers were all 
 situated in a fortified enclosure called the Shameen, 
 outside the city proper. It was very pretty and pleasant, 
 with green grass and nice gardens. Soup made of birds' 
 nests duly appeared at dinner. As is well known, these 
 nests are made by the birds themselves of a kind of 
 gum, not of twigs and leaves. The birds are a species 
 of sea-swallow which builds in cliffs and rocks. The 
 nests come chiefly from Java, Sumatra, and the coasts 
 of Malacca. Our kind host also provided sharks' 
 fins, another much-esteemed luxury. 
 
 The wonderful streets of Canton with their gaily 
 painted signs and shops teeming with goods of all
 
 THE VICEROY OF CANTON 333 
 
 descriptions, the temples, Examination Hall, and Prison 
 have been described by so many travellers that I will 
 not dwell upon them. We were carried to all the sights 
 in chairs, and under the auspices of Mr. Watters were 
 treated with every civility, though I cannot of course 
 say whether any insulting remarks were made in the 
 vernacular. 
 
 Our constant friend, Sir Thomas Sanderson, had 
 written in advance to ensure that Jersey should be 
 treated with every respect by the then Viceroy of 
 Canton, who was Li-Hung Chang's brother. It was 
 arranged that guards belonging to the Consulate should 
 accompany my husband when he went to pay his 
 ceremonial call so that he might appear sufficiently 
 important. He was very courteously received, and 
 took the opportunity of hinting to the interpreter that 
 when His Excellency returned the visit my daughter 
 and I would like to see him. Directly he arrived at 
 the Consulate he expressed a wish that we should appear, 
 and we gladly obeyed the summons. We discovered 
 afterwards that this was quite an innovation, as the 
 Viceroy had never before seen a white woman. Any- 
 how, he seemed just as amused at seeing us as we were 
 at seeing him, and asked every sort of question both 
 about public matters in England and about our domestic 
 affairs. 
 
 He wanted to know what would be done with my 
 jewellery when I died and why I did not wear ear-rings. 
 Of course he inquired about the Queen, also about the 
 British Parliament. CJoncerning the latter the inter- 
 preter translated the pertinent question, " His Excel- 
 lency wants to know how five hundred men can ever 
 settle anything "—1 fear that my husband could only 
 laugh in reply.
 
 334 CHINA [CH. XIV j 
 
 The Viceroy and his attendants remained for about 
 an hour. We were seated at a long table facing the 
 Great Man, and Mr. Watters and the Vice-Consul at 
 either end. When our guest and his followers had 
 departed Mr. Watters told us that they had been care- 
 fully watching lest anything should have been said in 
 Chinese which could have been construed as deroga- 
 tory to the British. Only once, he said, had a term 
 been used with regard to the Queen's sons which was 
 not absolutely the highest properly applied to Princes. 
 The Viceroy was, however, in such a good temper and 
 the whole interview went off so well that they thought 
 it wiser to take no notice of this single lapse from diplo- 
 matic courtesy. 
 
 It was, probably still is, necessary to keep eyes and 
 ears open in dealing with the " childlike and bland " 
 race. The late Lord Loch once described to me a 
 typical scene which took place when he was Governor 
 of Hong-Kong. A great review of British troops was 
 being held at which a prominent Chinese Governor or 
 General (I forget which) was present and a number 
 of Chinese were onlookers. The Chinese ofi&cial was 
 exceedingly anxious to edge out of his allotted position 
 to one a little in front of Lord Loch, who was of course 
 taking the salute. If he had succeeded in doing so his 
 countrymen would have at once believed in the Chinese 
 claim that all foreign nations were tributary to the 
 Son of Heaven and have accepted the salute as a recog- 
 nition of the fact. Lord Loch therefore stepped a little 
 in advance each time that his guest moved forward, and 
 this continued till both, becoming aware of the absurdity 
 of the situation, burst out laughing and the gentleman 
 with the pigtail perforce resigned his " push." 
 
 Thanks to Mr. Watters we were able to buy some
 
 JAPANESE SCENERY 335 
 
 exceptionally good Mandarins' coats and embroideries, 
 as he found dealers who had really fine things and made 
 them miderstand that Jersey meant business. 
 
 From Hong-Kong we sailed in an American ship for 
 Japan, and landed at Kobe towards the middle of 
 April. We had a very pleasant captain, who amused 
 me by the plaintive way in which he spoke of the cross- 
 examination to which he was subjected by many pas- 
 sengers. One man was much annoyed by the day lost 
 in crossing 170° longitude. " I tried to explain as 
 courteously as I could," said the captain, " but at last 
 he exclaimed, ' I don't believe you know anything 
 about it, but I have a brother-in-law in a bank in New 
 York and I shall write and ask him ! ' " — as if they kept 
 the missing day in the bank. 
 
 Kobe is approached through the beautiful inland sea, 
 but unfortunately it was foggy as we passed through, so 
 we lost the famous panorama, but we soon had every 
 opportunity of admiring the charms of Nature in 
 Japan. We had always heard of the quaint houses and 
 people, of their valour and their art, but somehow no 
 one had told us of the beauty of the scenery, and it was 
 quite a revelation to us. 
 
 1 do not attempt any account of the wonderful towns, 
 tombs, and temples which we saw during our month's 
 sojourn in the country, as travellers and historians have 
 described them again and again, and Lafcadio Hearn 
 and others who knew the people well have written of 
 the spirit and devotion of the Japanese ; but I venture 
 to tran.scribe a few words from an article which I wrote 
 just after our visit for The Nineteenth Century, giving 
 my impressions of the landscape in spring : 
 
 " Japanese scenery looks as if it ought to be etched. 
 Large broad masses of light and shade would fail to
 
 336 JAPAN [CH. XIV 
 
 convey the full effect. Between trees varied in colour- 
 ing and delicate in tracery peep the thatched cottage 
 roofs and the neat grey rounded tiles of little wooden 
 houses standing in gardens gay with peach blossom and 
 wisteria ; while the valleys are mapped out into minute 
 patches of green young corn or flooded paddy-fields 
 interspersed here and there with trellises over which 
 are trained the spreading white branches of the pear. 
 Everywhere are broad river-courses and rushing moun- 
 tain streams, and now and again some stately avenue 
 of the sacred cryptomeria leads to a temple, monastery, 
 or tomb. Nothing more magnificent than these avenues 
 can be conceived. The tall madder-pink stems rear 
 their tufted crests in some cases seventy or eighty feet 
 into the air, and the ground below is carpeted with red 
 pyrus japonica, violets, ferns, and, near the romantic 
 monastery of Doryo-San, with a kind of lily or iris 
 whose white petals are marked with lilac and yellow. 
 The avenue leading to Nikko extends in an almost un- 
 broken line for over fifteen miles, the trees being known 
 as the offering of a daimio who was too poor to present 
 the usual stone or bronze lantern at the tomb of the 
 great Shogun leyasu." 
 
 At Tokyo we were hospitably entertained at the 
 Legation by Mr. (now Sir Maurice) de Bunsen, Charge 
 d'Affaires, in the absence of the Minister. The 
 Secretary of Legation, Mr. Spring Rice (afterwards Sir 
 Cecil), added greatly to our pleasure by his knowledge 
 of things Japanese and the trouble he took to explain 
 them. 
 
 A letter to my mother, dated April 1893, resumes 
 many of my impressions of a Japan of nearly thirty 
 years ago when it was still only emerging from its 
 century-long seclusion. 
 
 " You cannot imagine what a delightful country ' 
 Japan is. Not only is it so pretty, but it is so full of 
 real interest. I had imagined that it was rather a
 
 INTERVIEW WITH THE EMPRESS 3S7 
 
 joke full of toy-houses and toy-people — on the contrary 
 one finds great feudal castles with moats and battle- 
 ments, gigantic stones fifteen feet long, and the whole 
 place full of legends of knights and their retainers, 
 ghosts and witches and enchantments. . . . The Clan- 
 system here was in full-swing till just the other day, 
 when Sir Harry Parkes routed out the Mikado, and the 
 Shoguns (Tycoons) or Great War Lords, who had 
 ruled the country for centuries, had at last to give way. 
 
 '* Even now the representatives of the greatest clans 
 hold chief places in the Ministry and Naval and Military 
 Departments, and the question in Parliament here is 
 whether the radical opposition can break up the clan- 
 system and distribute the loaves and fishes of Govern- 
 ment patronage evenly amongst the people. Meantime 
 I doubt if the Mikado, or Emperor as it is most proper to 
 call him, is very happy in his new life. He thinks it 
 correct to adapt himself to * Western civilisation,' but 
 very evidently prefers the seclusion of his ancestors 
 and has credit for hating seeing people. There was to 
 have been a garden party — the Cherry Blossom Party — 
 at the Palace last Friday, but unfortunately it pelted, 
 so it was promptly given up and everyone said that 
 His Imperial Majesty was very glad not to have to 
 * show/ 
 
 ** However G. had an audience with him yesterday and 
 all of us with the Empress. It was rather funny. In 
 the first place there was great discussion about our 
 clothes. G. went in uniform, but the oificial documents 
 granting audience specified tliat the ladies were to 
 appear at lU a.m., in high gowns — and in the middle of 
 the Japanese characters came the French words ' robes 
 en traine.' The wife of the Vice-Chamberlain — an 
 Englishwoman — also wrote to ex])lain that we must 
 come without bonnets and with high gowns with trains ! 
 So we had to write back and ex])l;iin that my latest 
 Paris morning frock luul but a sliort train and M's 
 smartest ditto none at all. 
 
 " However, they ])roiuise(l to cx[jlaiii this to tlie 
 Empress, and we arrived at the Palace, whicii we found
 
 338 JAPAN [CH. XIV 
 
 swarming with gold-laced officials, chamberlains, vice- 
 chamberlains, and pages, and ladies in their regulation 
 costume — high silk gowns just like afternoon garments 
 but with long tails of the same material, about as long as 
 for drawing-rooms — how they could have expected the 
 passing voyager to be prepared with this peculiar fashion 
 at twenty-four hours' notice I know not, and I think 
 it was lucky that I had a flowered brocade with some 
 kind of train to it. 
 
 " The saloons were very magnificent — built five years 
 ago — all that was Japanese in them first-class — the 
 European decorations a German imitation of something 
 between Louis XV and Empire, which I leave to your 
 imagination. G. was carried off in one direction 
 whilst we were left to a trained little lady who fortu- 
 nately spoke a little English, and after a bit we were 
 taken to a corridor where we rejoined G. and Mr. de 
 Bunsen and were led through more passages to a little 
 room where a little lady stood bolt upright in a purple 
 gown with a small pattern of gold flowers and an order — 
 Japanese, I believe. She had a lady to interpret on her 
 right, and two more, maids of honour, I suppose, in the 
 background. The interpreting lady appeared to be 
 alive — the vitality of the others was doubtful. We all 
 bowed and curtsied, and I was told to go up to the 
 Empress, which I did, and when I was near enough to 
 avoid the possibility of her moving, she shook hands 
 and said something almost in a whisper, interpreted to 
 mean that she was very glad to see me for the first 
 time. I expressed proper gratification, then she asked 
 as to the length of our stay, and finally said how sorry 
 she was for the postponement of the garden party, to 
 which I responded with, I trust, true Eastern hyperbole 
 that Her Majesty's kindness in receiving us repaid me 
 for the disappointment. This seemed to please her, 
 and then she shook hands again, and went through her 
 little formulae with M. and G., giving one sentence to 
 the former and two to the latter, after which with a 
 great deal more bowing and curtsying we got out of 
 the room and were shown through the other apartments.
 
 THE SACRED MIRROR OF THE SUN-GODDESS 339 
 
 I heard afterwards that Her Majesty was very pleased 
 with the interview, so she must be easily gratified, poor 
 dear. I am told ' by those who know ' that she is an 
 excellent woman, does a great deal for schools and hos- 
 pitals to the extent on at least one occasion of giving 
 away all her pocket-money for the year and leaving 
 herself with none. The poor woman has no children, 
 but the Emperor is allowed other inferior spouses — 
 with no recognised position — to the number of ten. I 
 do not know how many ladies he has, but he has one 
 little boy and two or three girls. The little boy is 
 thirteen and goes to a day-school, so is expected to be 
 of much more social disposition than his papa." 
 
 The boy in question is now Emperor and has un- 
 fortunately broken down in health. Mrs. Sannomya 
 (afterwards Baroness), wife of the Vice-Chamberlain, 
 told me that he was very intelligent, and that the 
 Empress, who adopted him in accordance with Japanese 
 custom, was fond of him. She also told me that the 
 secondary wives were about the Court, but that it was 
 not generally known which were the mothers of the 
 Prince and Princesses. Mrs. Sannomya personally 
 knew which they were, but the children were to be 
 considered as belonging to the Emperor and Empress, 
 the individual mothers had no recognised claim upon 
 them. I believe that this Oriental " zenana " arrange- 
 ment no longer exists, but meanwhile it assured the 
 unbroken descent of the Imperial rulers from the Sun- 
 goddess. We were assured that the reigning Emperor 
 still possessed the divine sword, the ball or jewel, and 
 the mirror with which she endowed her progeny. The 
 mirror is the symbol ot Shinto, the orthodox faith of 
 Japan, and it derives its sanctity from the incident 
 that it was used to attract the Sun-gcxldess from a 
 cave whither she had retired in high dudgeon after a
 
 340 JAPAN [OH. XIV 
 
 quarrel with another deity. In fact it seems to have 
 acted as a pre-historic heliograph. By the crowing 
 of a cock and the flashing of the mirror Ten sho dai jin 
 was induced to think that morning had dawned, and 
 once more to irradiate the universe with her beams. 
 
 Though Shintoism, the ancient ancestral creed, was 
 re-established when the Emperor issued from his long 
 seclusion, the mass of the population no doubt prefer 
 the less abstract and more ritualistic Buddhism of 
 China and Japan. What the educated classes really 
 believe is exceedingly hard to discover. A very charm- 
 ing Japanese diplomatic lady remarked to me one 
 Sunday at Osterley in connection with church-going 
 that " it must be very nice to have a religion.' Viscount 
 Hayashi summed up the popular creed, in answer to 
 an inquiry on my part, as " the ethics of Confucius with 
 the religious sanction of Buddhism " : perhaps that is 
 as good a definition as any other. 
 
 It seems doubtful whether Christianity has made 
 solid progress, though treated with due respect by the 
 Government. Mr. Max Mliller told me that when the 
 Japanese were sending emissaries to the various WesterA 
 Powers with instructions to investigate their methods 
 both in war and peace, two of these envoys visited 
 him and asked him to supply them with a suitable 
 creed. " I told them," said he, " ' Be good Buddhists 
 first and I will think of something for you/ '' An 
 English lady long resident in Japan threw some further 
 light on the Japanese view of ready-made religious 
 faith. At the time when foreign instructors were 
 employed to start Japan with her face turned west- 
 ward, a German was enlisted to teach court etiquette, no 
 doubt including " robes montantes en traine." While 
 still in this service a Court official requested him to
 
 CHRISTIAXITY IN JAPAN 341 
 
 supply the full ceremonial of a Court Christening. 
 " But," returned the Teuton, " you are not Christians, so 
 how can I provide you with a Christening ceremony ? " 
 " Never mind," was the reply, " you had better give 
 it us now that you are here ; we never know when we 
 mav want it." 
 
 St. Francis Xavier, who preached Christianity to the 
 Japanese in the sixteenth century, records the testimony 
 of his Japanese secretary, whom he found and converted 
 at Goa, as to the effect likely to be produced on his 
 fellow-countrymen by the saintly missionary. " His 
 people," said Anjiro of Satsuma, " would not immedi- 
 ately assent to what might be said to them, but they 
 would investigate what I might affirm respecting 
 religion by a multitude of questions, and above all by 
 observing whether my conduct agreed with my words. 
 This done, the King, the nobility, and adult population 
 would flock to Christ, being a nation which always 
 follows reason as a guide." 
 
 Whether convinced by reason or example it is certain 
 that the Japanese of the day accepted Christianity in 
 large numbers, and that many held firm in the terrible 
 persecution which raged later on. Nevertheless the 
 Christian faith was almost exterminated at the beginning 
 of the seventeenth century, only a few lingering traces 
 being found when the country was reopened to missions 
 in the latter half of the nineteenth. 
 
 Nowadays the Japanese idea unfortunately appears 
 to be that Christianity has not much influence on the 
 statesmanship of foreign countries, and their leading 
 men in competition with the West seem too keen on 
 pushing to the front in material directions to trouble 
 much about abstract doctrines. Belief in a spirit-world, 
 however, certainly prevailed among the masses of the 
 23
 
 342 JAPAN [CH, xrv 
 
 people whom we saw frequenting temples and joining 
 in cheerful pilgrimages. 
 
 The great interests of our visit from a social and 
 political point of view was finding an acute and active- 
 minded race in a deliberate and determined state of 
 transition from a loyal and chivalrous past to an essen- 
 tially modern but still heroic future. Neither the war 
 with China nor that with Russia had then taken place, 
 but foundations were being laid which were to ensure 
 victory in both cases. The Daimios had surrendered 
 their land to the Emperor and received in return modem 
 titles of nobility, and incomes calculated on their 
 former revenues. The tillers of the soil were secured 
 on their former holdings and instead of rent paid land- 
 tax. Naturally everything was not settled without 
 much discontent, particularly on the part of the peas- 
 ants, who thought, as in other countries, that any sort 
 of revolution ought to result in their having the land in 
 fee-simple. Much water, however, has flowed under 
 the Sacred Bridges of Japan since we were there, and 
 I do not attempt to tread the labyrinths of the agrarian 
 or other problems with which the statesmen of New 
 Japan had or have to deal. 
 
 One thing, however, was evident even to those who, 
 like ourselves, spent but a short time in the country. 
 The younger nobles gained more than they lost in many 
 ways by the abandonment of their feudal prominence. 
 Their fathers had been more subservient to the Shoguns 
 than the French nobility to Louis XIV. The third of 
 the Tokugawa line, who lived in the seventeenth 
 century, decreed that the daimios were to spend half the 
 year at Yedo (the modern Tokyo), and even when they 
 were allowed to return to their own estates they were 
 obliged to leave their wives and families in the capital
 
 DAIMIOS OF OLD JAPAN 343 
 
 as hostages. The mountain passes were strictly guarded, 
 and all persons traversing them rigidly searched, cruci- 
 fixion being the punishment meted out to such as left 
 the Shogun's territory without a permit. On the 
 shores of the beautiful Lake Hakone at the foot of the 
 main pass villas were still pointed out where the daimios 
 rested on their journey, and we were told that a 
 neighbouring town was in other times largely popu- 
 lated by hair-dressers, who had to rearrange the 
 elaborate coiffures of the ladies who were forced to 
 take their hair down before passing the Hakone Bar. 
 True, the daimios lived and travelled with great state and 
 had armies of retainers, but at least one great noble con- 
 fessed to me that the freedom which he then enjoyed 
 fully compensated him for the loss of former grandeur. 
 
 My daughter who *' came ouf at Hong-Kong had quite 
 a gay little season at Tokyo, as we were hospitably enter- 
 tained by both Japanese and diplomats, and amongst 
 other festivities we thoroughly enjoyed a splendid 
 ball given by Marquis Naboshima, the Emperor's Master 
 of Ceremonies. 
 
 We were also fortunate in seeing the actor Danjolo, 
 commonly called the " Irving of Japan," in one of his 
 principal characters. The floor of the theatre was 
 divided into little square boxes in which knelt the 
 audience, men, women, and children. From the main 
 entrance of the house to the stage ran a gangway, 
 somewhat elevated above the floor ; this was called the 
 Flowery Path, and served not only as a means of access 
 to the boxes on either side, but also as an approach by 
 which some of the principal actors made a sensational 
 entrance on the scene. A large gallery, divided like 
 the parterre, ran round three sides of the house and was 
 reached from an outside balcony. European spectators
 
 344 JAPAN [CH. XIV 
 
 taking seats in the gallery were accommodated with 
 chairs. 
 
 The main feature wherein the Japanese differed from 
 an English stage was that the whole central part of the 
 former was round and turned on a pivot. The scenery, 
 simple but historically correct, ran across the diameter 
 of the reversible part ; so while one scenic background 
 was before the audience another was prepared behind 
 and wheeled round when wanted. To remove impedi- 
 menta at the sides or anything which had to be taken 
 away during the progress of a scene, little black figures 
 with black veils over their faces, like familiars of the 
 Inquisition, came in, and Japanese politeness accepted 
 them as invisible. 
 
 Danjolo, who acted the part of a wicked uncle, proved 
 himself worthy of his reputation and was excellently 
 supported by his company. All the parts were taken 
 by men ; some plays were in those days acted by women, 
 but it was not then customary for the two sexes to per- 
 form together. Now I believe that the barrier has been 
 broken down and that they do so freely. 
 
 When we had a Japanese dinner at the Club the 
 charming little waitresses gave dramatic performances 
 in intervals between the courses. 
 
 Certainly the Japanese are prompt in emergency. A 
 Japanese of high rank once told me how the Rising Sun 
 came to be the National Flag. A Japanese ship arrived 
 at an American port and the harbour authorities de- 
 manded to know under what flag she sailed. This was 
 before the days when Japan had entered freely into 
 commercial relations with other lands, and the captain 
 had no idea of a national ensign. Not to be outdone by 
 other mariners, he secured a large piece of white linen 
 and painted upon it a large red orb. This was offered
 
 JAPANESE FRIENDS 345 
 
 and accepted as the National Flag of Japan, and is 
 still the flag of her merchant fleet. With rays darting 
 from it, it has become the ensign of her warships, and, 
 as a gold chrysanthemum on a red ground, represents 
 the Rising Sun in the Imperial Standard. According 
 to my informant, who told me the tale at a dinner- 
 party in London, the whole idea sprang from the 
 merchant captain's readiness of resource. 
 
 Whatever changes Japan may undergo, it must 
 still retain the charm of its pure, transparent atmo- 
 sphere with the delicate hues which I never saw else- 
 where except in Greece. In some respects, unlike as 
 they are physically, the Japanese recall the quick- 
 witted, art-loving Greeks. Again, Japan, with its 
 lovely lakes and mountains and its rich vegetation, has 
 something in common with New Zealand, and, like 
 those happy Islands, it has the luxury of natural hot 
 springs. I shall never forget the hotel at Miyanoshita. 
 where the large bathrooms on the ground-floor were 
 supplied with unlimited hot and cold water conducted 
 in simple bamboo pipes direct from springs in a hill 
 just behind the house. 
 
 Still more vividly do I recall the Japanese who did 
 80 much for our enjo}ment at Tokyo. Amongst others 
 was the delightful Mrs. Inouye, whose husband, as 
 Marquis Inouye, has since been Ambassador in London. 
 Marchioness Inouye has remained a real friend, and 
 constantly sends me news from the Island Empire. Nor 
 must I forget how much we saw under the guidance of 
 my cousin, the Rev. Lionel Cholmoudeley, for many 
 years a missionary in Japan, and Chaplain to the British 
 Embassy there.
 
 CHAPTEK XV 
 
 JOURNEY HOME — THE NILE — LORD KITCHENER 
 
 Our sojourn in Japan was all too short, and we sailed 
 from Yokohama in a ship of the Empress Line on May 
 12. Capturing a spare day at 170° longitude, we 
 reached Vancouver on the Queen's Birthday. Our 
 thirteen days' voyage was somewhat tedious, as 1 do 
 not think that we passed a single ship on the whole 
 transit. The weather was dull and grey, and there 
 was a continuous rolling sea, but I must say for our 
 ship that no one suffered from sea-sickness. She lived 
 up to the repute which we had heard concerning these 
 liners ; they were broad and steady, and I for one was 
 duly grateful. 
 
 We had some pleasant fellow-passengers, including 
 Orlando Bridgeman (now Lord Bradford) and his 
 cousin Mr. William Bridgeman (now a prominent 
 politician). A voyage otherwise singularly devoid of 
 excitement was agitated by the discovery of one or 
 more cases of small-pox among the Chinese on board. 
 Every effort was made to keep this dark, but when the 
 ukase went forth that every passenger who had not been 
 vaccinated recently must undergo the operation, no 
 doubt remained as to the truth of the rumours current. 
 Fortunately my husband, my daughter, myself, and 
 my maid had all been vaccinated just before leaving 
 Sydney, but we still felt anxious about possible quaran- 
 tine at Victoria — the port on the Island of Vancouver — 
 
 346
 
 THE WELL-FORGED LIXK OF EMPIRE 3-47 
 
 the towii being on the mainland. Nothing happened, 
 however, and if the ship's doctor perjured himself, and 
 if the captain did not contradict him, I trust that the 
 Recording Angel did not set it down, as the relief of the 
 passengers was indeed great. 
 
 The truth afterwards so forcibly expressed by Rudyard 
 Kipling was brought home to us w'hen landing on Cana- 
 dian shores : 
 
 " Take 'old of the Wings o' the mornin', 
 An' flop round the earth till you're dead ; 
 But you won't got away from the tune that they play 
 To the blooruin' old rag ovor'ead." 
 
 Ever}' morning at Sydney we were aroused by " God 
 Save the Queen " from the men-of-war in the harbour 
 just below Govenmient House, and at Vancouver we 
 found the whole population busy celebrating Queen 
 Victoria's Birthday. At the hotel nobody was left in 
 charge but a boy of fourteen, a most intelligent youth 
 who somehow lodged and fed us. Next day we were 
 anxious to find him and recognise his kind attentions 
 before leaving, but evidently in his case sport out- 
 weighed possible tips, for he had gone to the races 
 without giving us a chance. 
 
 Vancouver had a curiously unfinished appearance 
 when we saw it, houses just arising and streets laid out 
 but not completed. 1 have heard, and fully believe, 
 that it has since become a very fine city, rising as it 
 does jast within the Gateway to the Pacific, though it 
 is of Victoria that Rudyard Kipling (to quote him 
 again) sings : 
 
 " From East to Wost tho testod chain holds faat, 
 The woil-forgfsd link ringn true." 
 
 The Directors of the Canadian Pacific had most 
 kindly assigned a private car to our use, but we had
 
 348 JOURNEY HOME [ch. xv 
 
 arrived a little before we had been expected, and as our 
 time was limited we travelled in the ordinary train as 
 far as Glacier, where we slept and the car caught us up. 
 
 Glacier in the Rockies well deserved its name, as we 
 found ourselves once more in the midst of ice and 
 frozen snow such as we had not seen except on distant 
 mountains for over two years. We were allowed to 
 attach the car to the through trains, and detach it to 
 wait for another, as desired, which gave us the chance 
 of seeing not only the great mountains and waterfalls 
 as we flew by, but also of admiring at leisure some of 
 the more famous places. 
 
 From Winnipeg our luxurious car with its bedrooms 
 and living-rooms all complete took us down as far as 
 St. Paul in the States, where we joined the ordinary 
 train for Chicago. I think that it was at St. Paul that 
 we had our first aggravating experience of American 
 independence, which contrasted with the courtesy of 
 Japan. A number of passengers had some twenty-five 
 minutes to secure luncheon (or dinner, I forget which) 
 before the departure of the next train. Unfortunately 
 they depended almost entirely on the ministrations of 
 a tall and gaily attired young woman ; still more un- 
 fortunately one or two of them rashly requested her 
 to make haste. Her vengeance was tranquil but sure. 
 She slowly and deliberately walked round, placing a 
 glass of iced water near each guest. It was hot enough 
 to render iced water acceptable, but not to the exclusion 
 of other food. 
 
 We included Chicago in our wanderings for the pur- 
 pose of seeing the great Exhibition which was by way 
 of celebrating the fourth centenary of Columbus's dis- 
 covery of America. A schoolboy once described the 
 life and exploits of Columbus to this effect : " Colum-
 
 COLOIBUS DISCOVERS AMERICA 349 
 
 bus was a man who could make an egg stand on end 
 without breaking it. He landed in America and saw a 
 Chief and a party of men and said to them, ' Are you 
 the savages ? ' ' Yes,' said the Chief ; ' are you Colum- 
 bus ? ' ' Yes/ said Columbus, Then the Chief turned 
 to his men and said, ' It's of no use ; we're discovered 
 at last.' " Whether Columbus would have taken the 
 trouble to discover America if he could have seen in a 
 vision New York, Niagara, and a few other phenomena 
 I know not, but I am sure he would have never gone out 
 of his way to discover Chicago. 
 
 My sister-in-law, Mrs. Rowland Leigh, has told me 
 that her grandfather sold a great part of the land on 
 which Chicago now stands for a pony for her grand- 
 mother to ride upon. With all due respect he made a 
 great mistake in facilitating the erection of this over- 
 grown, bumptious, and obtrusive city. It may have 
 improved in the past thirty years, but I can conceive 
 of no way in which it could have become attractive. 
 
 It was horribly hot when we arrived, but a chilling 
 and unhealthy wind blew from Lake Michigan, on which 
 it stands, which gave us all chest colds, and we heard 
 that these were prevalent throughout the city. Then 
 the streets were badly laid and dirty. I think that the 
 inhabitants burnt some peculiar kind of smoky fuel. 
 They were very proud of this Exhibition, which looked 
 well, on the lines of the White City at Shepherd's Bush. 
 It was made of Phormium tenax (New Zealand flax) 
 plastered over with white composition, and as it stood 
 near some part of the Lake which had been arranged to 
 accommodate it the white buildings reflected in the 
 blue water had a picturesque effect. The only part of 
 the interior wliich really impressed me was a building 
 (not white) representing the old monastery where
 
 350 JOURNEY HOME [oh. xv 
 
 Columbus had lived for some time in Spain. This was 
 filled with a very interesting loan collection of objects 
 connected with his life and times. 
 
 The citizens of Chicago had invited a large variety of 
 crowned heads and princely personages to attend the 
 Exhibition as their guests, but previous engagements had 
 been more prevalent than acceptances. They had 
 succeeded in securing a Spanish Duke who was a lineal 
 descendant of Columbus, and he and his family had 
 been the prominent features of their ceremonies to 
 date. Shortly before we came great excitement had 
 arisen because it was announced that the Infanta 
 Eulalia, aunt of the King of Spain, and a real genuine 
 Princess, would honour the city and Exhibition with 
 her royal presence. Two problems had thereupon to 
 be solved. What would they do with the Duke ? 
 They no longer wanted a minor luminary when a star of 
 the first magnitude was about to dawn above their 
 horizon. That was promptly settled. They put the 
 poor grandee into a train for New York on a Friday and 
 told him that they would continue to frank him until 
 the Monday, after which date he would be "on his 
 own.'' He was said to have declared himself highly 
 satisfied with the arrangement, as this would leave him 
 free to enjoy himself after his own fashion during the 
 remainder of his sojourn in America. I only hope 
 that they had paid his return tickets by steamboat, but 
 I never heard how that was managed. 
 
 The Duke being thus disposed of, problem two re- 
 quired far more serious consideration. The Mayor of 
 Chicago was a " man of the people " and had never 
 condescended to wear a tall hat, in fact he had such a 
 bush of hair that he could not have got one on to his 
 head ; and as a sort of socialist Samson whose political
 
 THE MAYOR CUTS HIS HAIR 351 
 
 strength lay in his locks, he had steadily declined to cut 
 it. So day by day the Chicago papers came out with : 
 " Will H. [I forget his exact name] cut his hair ? " 
 " Will he wear a tall hat ? '' And when the great day 
 came and the Infanta was met at the station by the 
 Conscript Fathers, a pa?an of joy found voice in print : 
 " He wore a tall hat/' " He has cut his hair." I 
 cannot say whether the pillars of the municipal house 
 fell upon him at the next election. 
 
 I do not feel sure of the official designation of the 
 sturdy citizens who ultimately received the Infanta. 
 They may have constituted the Municipality or the 
 Council of the Exhibition, very likely both combined. 
 One thing, however, is certain : no Princess of Romance 
 was more jealously guarded by father, enchanter, giant, 
 or dwarf than Eulalia by her Chicago hosts. The 
 first knight -errant to meet his fate was our old Athens 
 friend, Mr. Fearn. He was Head of the Foreign Section 
 of the Exhibition, a highly cultured man, had held a 
 diplomatic post in Spain, where he had known the 
 Infanta, and could speak Spanish. When he heard 
 that she was coming he engaged sixteen rooms at the 
 Virginia Hotel (where we were staying) and arranged 
 to give her a reception. Could this be allowed ? Oh, no ! 
 Mr. Fearn could converse with her in her own tongue and 
 no one else would be able to understand what was said 
 — the party had to be cancelled. 
 
 Then H.K.II. was to visit the Foreign Section, and 
 Mr. Fearn, who naturally expected to be on duty, in- 
 vited various friends, including ourselves, to be present 
 in the Gallery of the rather line Entrance Hall. .Mr. 
 Fearn, Head of the Section, to receive the Princess on 
 arrival ? Not at all — why, she might think that he 
 was the most important person present. Mr. Fearn
 
 352 JOURNEY HOME [ch. xv 
 
 might hide where he pleased, but was to form no part 
 of the Reception Committee. 
 
 They wanted to take away his Gallery, but there he 
 put his foot down. His friends were coming and must 
 have their seats. So he sat with us and we watched 
 the proceedings from above. I must say that they 
 were singularly unimpressive. The Infanta arrived 
 escorted by some big, uncomfortable-looking men, 
 while a few little girls strewed a few small flowers 
 on the pavement in front of her. I heard afterwards 
 that H.R.H., who was distinctly a lady of spirit, was 
 thoroughly bored with her escort, and instead of spend- 
 ing the hours which they would have desired in gazing 
 on tinned pork, jam-pots, and machinery, insisted on 
 disporting herself in a kind of fair called, I think, the 
 Midway Pleasance, where there were rows of little 
 shops and a beer-garden. She forced her cortege to 
 accompany her into the latter and to sit down and drink 
 beer there. They were duly scandalised, but could not 
 
 protest. The Infanta was put up at the P Hotel 
 
 owned by a couple of the same name. The husband had 
 avowedly risen from the ranks, and the wife, being very 
 pretty and having great social aspirations, had left Mr. 
 P. at home when she journeyed to Europe. They 
 were very rich and had a house in Chicago in the most 
 fashionable quarter on the shores of the Lake, and 
 gave a great party for the Princess to which were 
 bidden all the elite of the city. 
 
 It appeared, however, that the royal guest did not 
 discover till just as she was setting forth that her hosts 
 were identical with her innkeepers, and the blue blood 
 of Spain did not at all approve the combination. It 
 was too late to back out of the engagement, but her 
 attitude at the party induced rather a frost, _and her
 
 THE PAGEANT "AMERICA" 353 
 
 temper was not improved by the fact that a cup of 
 coffee was upset over her gown. 
 
 I cannot say that I saw this, for, though we received 
 a card for the entertainment, it came so late that we 
 did not feel culled upon to make an effort to attend. 
 The lady's sense of humour, however, was quite suffi- 
 cient to enable her to see the quaint side of her recep- 
 tion generally, in fact I chanced to hear when back in 
 England that she had given to some of our royal family 
 much the same account that is here recorded. It is 
 not to be assumed, nevertheless, that Chicago Society 
 does not include charming and kindly people. Among 
 the most prominent were, and doubtless are, the Mc- 
 Cormicks, some of whom we had known in London, and 
 who exerted themselves to show us hospitality. Mrs. 
 McCormick, head of the clan, gave us a noble luncheon, 
 previous to which we were introduced to about thirty 
 McCormicks by birth or marriage. " I guess you've 
 got right round," said one when we had shaken hands 
 with them all. Mrs. McCormick Goodhart took us to 
 see a great spectacle called " America," arranged at a 
 large theatre by Imre Kiralfy, subsequently of White 
 City fame. 
 
 The colour scheme was excellent. The historical 
 scenes presented might be called eclectic. The Dis- 
 covery of America was conducted by a page in white 
 satin who stood on the prow of Columbus's ship and 
 pointed with his hand to the shore. Beliind him in 
 the vessel were grouped men-at-arms whose gold 
 helmets were quite untarnished by sea-spray. Perhaps 
 they had been kept in air-tight boxes till the Discovery 
 was imminent and then brought out to do honour to 
 the occasion. The next scene which I recollect was the 
 arrival of the Pilgrim Fathers in an Indian village.
 
 354 JOURNEY HOME [oh. xv 
 
 The Fathers, in square-cut coats and Puritan headgear, 
 stood round the village green, and did not turn a hair, 
 while young women danced a ballet in front of them. 
 After all, I saw a ballet danced in after years at the 
 Church Pageant at Fulham, so there is no reason 
 why the Pilgrim Fathers should not have enjoyed one 
 when it came their way. The final climax, however, 
 was a grand agricultural spectacle with a great dance 
 of young persons with reaping-hooks. This was a just 
 tribute to the McCormick family, who were the great 
 manufacturers of agricultural implements and thereby 
 promoted the prosperity of Chicago. 
 
 On leaving Chicago we wended our way to Niagara. 
 I am free to confess that we had seen so much grandeur 
 and beauty, and particularly such picturesque water- 
 falls, in Japan, that we did not approach any scene in 
 the New World with the thrill of expectation which 
 we might have nursed had we come fresh from more 
 prosaic surroundings, but Niagara swept away any 
 vestige of indifierence or sight- weariness. It is not for 
 me to describe it. I can only say that we were awe- 
 struck by the unending waters rushing with their 
 mighty volume between the rocks and beneath the sun. 
 When we sometimes tried to select the sights which 
 we had seen most worthy of inclusion in the Nine 
 Wonders of the World, neither my husband nor I ever 
 hesitated to place Niagara among the foremost. 
 
 At New York we stayed two or three nights waiting 
 for our ship. It was very hot, and most of our American 
 friends away at the seaside or in the country. My 
 chief impressions were that the waiting at the otherwise 
 comfortable Waldorf Hotel was the slowest I had ever 
 come across ; and that the amount of things " ver- 
 boten " in the Central Park was worthy of Berlin. In
 
 BACK AT OSTERLEY 355 
 
 one place you might not drive, in another you might 
 not ride, in a third mounted police were prepared to 
 arrest you if you tried to walk. Really, except in war- 
 time, England is the one place where you can do as you 
 like. However, I am sure that New York had many 
 charms if we had had time and opportunity to find 
 them out. 
 
 We sailed in the AMiite Star ship Majestic, and after 
 a pleasant crossing reached England towards the end 
 of June 1893. The country was terribly burnt up 
 after a hot and dry spell, but we were very happy to be 
 at home again, and to find our friends and relations 
 awaiting us at Euston. 
 
 My daughter was just in time for two or three balls 
 at the end of the London season, the first being at 
 Bridgewater House. She and I were both delighted 
 to find that our friends had not forgotten us, and that 
 she had no lack of partners on her somewhat belated 
 " coming out." We were also in time to welcome our 
 friends at a garden party at Osterley, and to entertain 
 some of them from Saturdays to Mondays in July, 
 
 Then began many pleasant summers when friends 
 young and old came to our garden parties, and also to 
 spend Sundays with us at Osterley, or to stay with us in 
 the autumn and winter at Middleton. Looking back 
 at their names in our Visitors' Book, it is at once sad 
 to feel how many have passed away and consoling to 
 think of the happy days in which they shared, and 
 particularly to remember how some, now married and 
 proud parents of children, found their fate in the gardens 
 at Osterley or in the boat on the Lake. 
 
 It would be (lifTicult to say much of individuals, but 
 I could not omit recording that among our best and 
 dearest friends were Lord and Lady Northcote. I
 
 356 ROME [CH. XV 
 
 find their names first in the list of those who stayed 
 with us July lst-3rd, 1893, and their friendship never 
 failed us — his lasted till death and hers is with me still. 
 
 Before, however, I attempt any reminiscences of our 
 special friends, I would mention yet two more expedi- 
 tions which had incidents of some interest. 
 
 In 1895 Lady Galloway and I were again in Rome, 
 and I believe that it was on this occasion that we were 
 received by Queen Margaret, whose husband King 
 Umberto was still alive. She was a charming and 
 beautiful woman with masses of auburn hair. She 
 spoke English perfectly and told us how much she 
 admired English literature, but I was rather amused by 
 her expressing particular preference for TJie Strand 
 Magazine — quite comprehensible really, as even when 
 one knows a foreign tongue fairly well, it is always 
 easier to read short stories and articles in it than pro- 
 founder works. She also liked much of Rudyard 
 Kipling, but found some of his writings too difficult. 
 Later on I sent Her Majesty the " Recessional," and 
 her lady-in-waiting wrote to say that she had read and 
 re-read the beautiful verses. 
 
 A former Italian Ambassador told me that when the 
 present King was still quite young some members of 
 the Government wanted him removed from the care of 
 women and his education confided to men. The 
 Queen, however, said, '' Leave him to me, and I will 
 make a man of him.'' " And," added my informant, 
 " she did ! " 
 
 Later in the year my husband engaged a dahabyah, 
 the Herodotua, to take us up the Nile, and we left England 
 on January 22nd, 1896, to join it. Margaret and Mary 
 went with us, and we sailed from Marseilles for Alexan- 
 dria in the Senegal, a Messageries boat which was one
 
 THE DAHABYAH "HERODOTUS" 357 
 
 of the most wretched old tubs that I have ever en- 
 countered. How it contrived to reach Alexandria in 
 a storm was a mystery, the solution of which reflects 
 great credit on its captain. We had a peculiar lady 
 among our fellow-passengers, who, when Columbus was 
 mentioned, remarked that he was the man who went to 
 sea in a sack. Vve believe that she confused him with 
 Monte Cristo. 
 
 Anyhow we reached Cairo at last, where we were 
 joined by Lady Galloway, who had been staying with 
 Lord and Lady Cromer at the Agency, and we joined our 
 dahabyah — a very comfortable one — at Gingeh on 
 February 4th. As we had a steam-tug attached, we 
 were happily independent of wind and current, and 
 could stop when we pleased — no small consideration. 
 We realised this when, reaching Luxor three days 
 later, we met with friends who had been toiling up- 
 stream for a month, unable to visit any antiquities on 
 the way, as whenever they wanted to do so the wind, 
 or other phenomena, became favourable to progress. 
 I ought not to omit having met Nubar Pasha, the 
 Eg\'ptian statesman, at Cairo, a dear old man, with a 
 high esteem for the English, who, he said, had a great 
 respect for themselves, and for public opinion. At first 
 eight those two sentiments seem not altogether compa- 
 tible, but on thinking over his remark one perceives 
 how thev balance each other. 
 
 At El Ballianeh, another stopping-place on our 
 voyage to Luxor, we found the town decorated in honour 
 of the Khedive's lately married sister, who was making 
 an expedition up the Nile. Her husband, having 
 modern tendencies, was anxious that she should ride 
 like the English ladies, and had ordered a riding-habit 
 for her, but only one boot, as he only saw one of the 
 24
 
 358 THE NILE [oh. xv 
 
 Englishwomen's feet. Had he lived in the present 
 year of grace his vision would not have been so limited. 
 
 Near Karnak, E. F. Benson and his sister were busy 
 excavating the Temple of Mant. Miss Benson had a 
 concession and excavated many treasures, while her 
 brother no doubt drew out of the desert his inspiration 
 for The Image in the Sand, published some years later. 
 
 In pre-war days we used to say that the Nile was 
 like Piccadilly and Luxor resembled the Bachelors' 
 Club, so many friends and acquaintances passed up and 
 down the river, but on this particular voyage the aspect 
 which most impressed my husband and myself was the 
 dominating influence of the Sirdar, Lord Kitchener. 
 We only saw him personally for a few minutes, as he 
 was with his staff on a tour of inspection, but wherever 
 we met ofl&cers of any description there was an alertness, 
 and a constant reference to " The Sirdar \" " The 
 Sirdar has ordered," " The Sirdar wishes." A state of 
 tension was quite evident, and soon proved to be justi- 
 fied. 
 
 No one quite knew when and where the Mahdi would 
 attack, everybody was on the look-out for hidden 
 Dervishes. At Assouan we had luncheon with the 
 ofiicers stationed there, Major Jackson (now Sir Herbert) 
 and others, who were most hospitable and amusing. I 
 must confess that though they were more than ready 
 for the Dervishes, they were specially hot against the 
 French. Of course at that time the feeling on both 
 sides was very bitter ; it was long before the days of the 
 entente, and any French ofiicer who made friends with 
 an Englishman had a very bad mark put against his 
 name by his superiors. 
 
 Either at Assouan or Philse, where Captain Lyons 
 entertained us, we heard a comical story of a tall English-
 
 ESCAPE OF SLATIN PASHA 359 
 
 man in a cafe at Cairo. He was alone, and three or 
 four French officers who were sitting at a little table 
 began to make insulting remarks about the English. 
 This man kept silent until one of them put out his foot 
 as he passed, plainly intending to trip him up. There- 
 upon he seized his assailant and used him as a kind of 
 cudgel or flail wherewith to belabour his companions. 
 Naturally the others jumped up and attacked in their 
 turn, and the Englishman, outnumbered, must have had 
 tlie worst of it had not the girl behind the counter 
 suddenly taken his part and aimed a well-directed 
 shower of empty bottles at the Frenchmen, who there- 
 upon found discretion the better part of valour and 
 retreated. 
 
 Major Jackson gave us a graphic account of the arrival 
 of Slatin Pasha after his escape from Omdurman after 
 eleven years' captivity. He said that a dirty little 
 Arab merchant arrived at his quarters claiming to be 
 Slatin Pasha. He knew that Slatin had been prisoner, 
 but did not know of his escape, and felt doubtful of liis 
 identity. " However," said he, " I put him into a 
 bedroom and gave him some clothes and a cake of 
 Sunlight Soap, and there came out a neat little Austrian 
 gentleman," I have always thought what a large 
 bakshish Major Jackson miglit have received from the 
 proprietor of Sunlight Soap had he given them that 
 tale for publication. I believe that Major Burnaby 
 had £100 for mentioning the elYect of Cockle's Pills on 
 some native chief in liis Ride V> Khiva. However, 
 Slatin managed to convince his hosts that he was him- 
 self, despite that he had almost forgotten European 
 custonLS and languages during his long slavery. At 
 Assouan we were obliged to abandon our nice dahabyah 
 and trarisfer ourselves to a shaky and hot stern-wheeler
 
 360 THE NILE [ch. xv 
 
 called the Tanjore, as tlie large dahabyali could not 
 travel above the First Cataract and we wanted to go to 
 Wady Haifa. There was some doubt as to whether we 
 could go at all, and the stern- wheeler had to form one of 
 a fleet of four which were bound to keep together and 
 each to carry an escort of six or seven Soudanese soldiers 
 for protection. What would have happened had a 
 strong force of dervishes attacked us I do not know, 
 but fortunately we were unmolested. Of the other 
 three stern-wheelers one was taken by the Bradley 
 Martins, Cravens, and Mrs. Sherman, and the other 
 two were public. 
 
 We had an object-lesson on the advantages of a 
 reputation for being unamiable. On board one of the 
 public stern- wheelers was a certain F. R., author and 
 journalist, with his wife and daughter. Jersey over- 
 heard Cook's representative giving special injunctions 
 to the agent in charge of this boat to keep F. R. in good 
 humour, as he might make himself very disagreeable. 
 Whether he did anything to damage the firm I know 
 not, but I know that he bored his fellow-passengers so 
 much that on the return journey they either transferred 
 themselves to the fourth boat or waited for another, 
 anything rather than travel back with the R.'s. So the 
 E.'s secured a whole stern- wheeler to themselves. 
 
 I have carefully refrained from any description of 
 the well-known temples and tombs, which record the 
 past glories of the cities of the Nile, but I must say a 
 word of the wonderful rock temple of Rameses II at 
 Abu Simbal, close on the river banks. We saw it by 
 moonlight, which added much to the effect of the great 
 pylon cut in the rock with its four sitting figures of the 
 king, each 66 feet high. Small figures stand by the 
 knees of the colossi, who look solemnly out over the
 
 HOW A KING AND AN ARAB EVADED ORDERS 361 
 
 river unmoved by the passing centuries. Inside the 
 rock is a large corridor with eight great Osiride figures 
 guarding its columns, and within are smaller chambers 
 with sculptured walls. 
 
 I would also recall among the less important relics 
 of the past the small ruined Temple of Dakkoh. It 
 was built in Ptolemaic times by an Ethiopian monarch 
 singularly free from superstition. It was the custom 
 of these kings to kill themselves when ordered to do so 
 by the priests in the name of the gods, but when his 
 spiritual advisers ventured to send such a message to 
 King Erzamenes, he went with his soldiers and killed 
 the priests instead. 
 
 I do not know whether the story lingered on the 
 banks of the Nile till our times, but the instinct of this 
 king seems to have been reincarnated in an Arab, or 
 Egyptian, soldier who related to an English ofiicer his 
 first experience of an aeroplane during the late war. 
 This man was enlisted by the Turks during their inva- 
 sion of Egypt and afterwards captured by the British. 
 Said he, " I saw a bird, oh, such a beautiful bird, flying 
 in the sky. My officer told me to shoot it, but I did not 
 want to kill that beautiful bird, so I killed my officer." 
 Certainly if one wished to disobey an unreasonable 
 order it was the simplest method of escaping punish- 
 ment. 
 
 At Wady Haifa we were delightfully entertained at 
 tea and dinner by Colonel Hunter (now Sir Archibald). 
 Dinner in his pretty garden was indeed a pleasant 
 change from our j (filing stern- wheeler. Previously he 
 took us to see the 500 camels — riding and baggage — of 
 the camel-corps. All were absolutely ready for action. 
 Like the horses of Branksome Hall in the " Lay of the 
 Last Miiistrel," who " rotuly and wight stood saddled
 
 362 THE NILE [ch. xv 
 
 in stable day and night/' these camels lay in rows with 
 all their kit on or near them — nothing to be done when 
 the order of advance should be given except to fill 
 their water-flasks. All this with the shadow of the 
 Sirdar pointing towards them — to fall even sooner than 
 the officers perchance anticipated. 
 
 While our boat waited at Wady Haifa we made a 
 short expedition, two hours by train on a local military 
 railway, to Sarras, which was then the Egyptian fron- 
 tier. Egyptian officers showed us the Fort on a hill 
 with two Krupp and two Maxim guns. There were one 
 or two other little forts on heights, and below was the 
 camp with tents, huts, camels, and horses. From the 
 hill we looked out at the coimtry beyond, a mass of 
 small hills rising from a sandy desert, all barren and 
 arid. It gave a weird impression to stand thus on the 
 uttermost outpost of civilisation wondering what of 
 death and terror lay beyond. 
 
 Seven years previously, in July 1889, Sir Herbert 
 Kitchener (as he then was) had written to my husband 
 from the Egyptian Headquarters at Assouan, and thus 
 described the Dervishes : 
 
 " I leave for the South to-morrow and shall then have 
 an opportimity of seeing the Dervish camp. It is most 
 extraordinary that they have been able to invade 
 Egypt in the way they have done without any supplies 
 or transport. I have talked to numbers of prisoners 
 and they say they are just as fanatical as ever ; their 
 intention is to march on Cairo, killing all who do not 
 accept their faith, and they do not care in the least how 
 many lives they lose in the attempt, as all that die in 
 their belief go straight to heaven. They have brought 
 all their women and children with them, and seem to 
 have no feeling whatever for the sufferings they make 
 them undergo. We have rescued almost thousands and 
 fed and clothed them ; they come in the most awful state
 
 THE DERVISHES 303 
 
 of emaciation. I expect we shall have a fight shortly 
 with the strong men of the party who now keep all the 
 food for themselves, leaving the women and children 
 to die of starvation." 
 
 There was certainly real anxiety about them even 
 during our expedition, and it was thought better for 
 our stern-wheelers to anchor in the middle of the stream 
 at night, when far from barracks, for fear of attack. I 
 think, however, that it was at Assouan, a well-guarded 
 centre, that the Bradley Martins came to implore 
 Jersey to come and reassure poor Mrs. Sherman, Mrs. 
 Bradley Martin's kind old mother. She had heard 
 some firing in connection with Ramadan, and told her 
 family that she knew that their dahabyah had been 
 captured by dervishes and that they were keeping it 
 from her. Why she thought that the dervishes were 
 considerate enough to keep out of her cabin I do not 
 know, nor why she consented to believe my husband 
 and not her own children. However, it is not uncommon 
 for people to attach more weight to the opinion of an 
 outsider than to that of the relatives whom they see 
 every day. 
 
 Before returning to Cairo we tied up near ITelouan and 
 rode there along a good road with trees on either side. 
 Helouan itself struck us as resembling the modern 
 part of a Riviera town pitched in the desert. Neither 
 trees nor verandahs mitigated the glare of the sun, 
 unless a few clumps near the sulphur baths did duty 
 as shade ff)r the whole place. There were numerous 
 hotels ancl boarding-houses, thougli ! recorded the 
 opinion, which I saw no reason to modify on a visit 
 some years later, that there seemed no ])arti(ular 
 reason for people to go there unless preparatory to 
 committing suicide. However, 1 suppose that the
 
 364 THE NILE [ch. xv 
 
 Kaces and the Baths constituted the attraction, and it 
 may have become more adapted to a semi-tropical 
 climate since we saw it. 
 
 Before we said farewell to the Herodotus the crew gave 
 us a ** musical and dramatic '' entertainment. The 
 comic part was largely supplied by the cook's boy, who 
 represented a European clad in a remarkably battered 
 suit and ordered about a luckless native workman. The 
 great joke was repeatedly to offer him as a seat the 
 ship's mallet (with which posts for tying up were driven 
 into the bank) and to withdraw it the moment he tried 
 to sit down. His face, and subsequent flogging of the 
 joker, were hailed with shrieks of laughter. Similar 
 pranks interspersed with singing, dancing, and tam- 
 bourine playing were witnessed by an appreciative 
 audience, including eight or ten native friends of the 
 sailors, who were supplied with coffee and cigarettes. 
 
 On March 12th we reached Cairo and, with regret, 
 left our comfortable dahabyah for the Ghezireh Palace 
 Hotel. On the 14th came the rumour that orders had 
 come from England that troops should advance on 
 Dongola. There was the more excitement as it was 
 asserted, and I believe truly, that the Government had 
 taken this decisive step without previous consultation 
 with either Lord Cromer or the Sirdar. However, all 
 was ready, and the climax came when in September 
 1898 the Dervishes were defeated by Sir Herbert Kit- 
 chener, the Mahdi slain, and Gordon avenged. 
 
 On October 7th of that year Sir Herbert wrote from 
 Cairo, in answer to my congratulations : 
 
 " I am indeed thankful all went off without a hitch. 
 
 I see the says we kill all the wounded, but when 
 
 I left Omdurman there were between six and seven 
 thousand wounded dervishes in hospital there. The
 
 LORD KITCHENER 365 
 
 work was so hard on the Doctors that I had to call on 
 the released Egyptian doctors from prison to help ; 
 two of them were well educated, had diplomas, and were 
 and are very useful. We ran out of bandages and liad 
 to use our tirst field dressing which every man carries 
 with him." 
 
 How unjust were newspaper attacks on a man un- 
 failingly humane ! Kitchener's reception in England 
 towards the end of the year was a wild triumph — more 
 than he appreciated, for he complained to me of the 
 way in which the populace mobbed him at Charing 
 Cross Station and pulled at his clothes. I remember at 
 Dover, either that year or on his return from South 
 Africa, meeting the mistress of an Elementary School 
 whom I knew who was taking her scholars to see him 
 land " as an object lesson," an object lesson being per- 
 mitted in school hours. The children might certainly 
 have had many less useful lessons. 
 
 Lord Kitchener (as he had then become) spent a 
 Sunday with us at Osterley, June 17 — 19th, 1899. I 
 well recollect a conversation which I had with him on 
 that occasion. He expressed his dissatisfaction at his 
 military work being ended. " I should like to begin 
 again as a simple captain if I could have something 
 fresh to do." " Why," said I, " you are Governor- 
 General of the Soudan, surely there is great work to do 
 there." No, that was not the sort of job he wanted. 
 " Well," I told liim, " you need not worry yourself, 
 you are sure to be wanted soon for something else." 
 
 Little did he think, still less did I, that exactly six 
 months later, on December 18th, orders would reach him 
 at Khartum to join Lord Roberts as Ciiicf of the Stall, 
 in South Africa. He started at once, and met his 
 Conmiauder-in-Chief at Gibraltar on 27th. Indeed a
 
 366 LORD KITCHENER [ch. xv 
 
 fresh and stirring act in the drama of his life opened 
 before him. Later on, when he had succeeded Lord 
 Roberts in the supreme command, he wrote (January 
 1902) thanking me for a little diary which I had sent 
 him, and continued : 
 
 " We are all still hard at it, and I really think the end 
 at last cannot be far oS. Still in this enormous country 
 and with the enemy we have to contend with there is no 
 saying how long some roving bands may not continue 
 in the field, living like robbers in the hills and making 
 occasional raids that are difficult to meet. 
 
 " It will be a joyful day when it is over, but however 
 long it may be in coming, we shall all stick to it. 
 
 " The Boers are simply senseless idiots to go on 
 destroying their country." 
 
 What would he have said of the Irish of twenty 
 years later ? 
 
 After his return from South Africa I was much amused 
 by the account he gave us of receiving the O.M. medal 
 from King Edward, who was ill at the time. When he 
 arrived at Buckingham Palace he was taken to the 
 King's bedroom, but kept waiting behind a large screen 
 at the entrance in company with Queen Alexandra, who 
 kept exclaiming, " This is most extraordinary \" At 
 last they were admitted to the royal presence, when 
 the King drew out the order from under his pillow. The 
 recipient had evidently been kept waiting while some- 
 body went to fetch it. 
 
 I have other recollections of Lord Kitchener at 
 Osterley, though I cannot exactly date them. One 
 Sunday some of us had been to church, and on our 
 return found George Peel extended in a garden chair, 
 looking positively white with anxiety. He confided 
 to us that Kitchener and M. Jusserand of the French
 
 KITCHENER AND MRS. BOTHA 367 
 
 Embassy liad been marcliing up and down near the 
 Lake at the bottom of the garden violently discussing 
 Egypt and Fashoda, and he was afraid lest the English- 
 man should throw the Frenchman into the Lake — which, 
 considering their respective sizes, would not have been 
 difficult. They certainly parted friends, and Kitchener 
 mentions in one of his letters : *' I saw Jusserand in 
 Paris, but he said nothing to me about his engagement. 
 I must write to him." 
 
 Another meeting which took place at one of our garden 
 parties was with Mrs. Louis Botha. I was walking with 
 the General when I saw her coming down the steps from 
 the house. He and 1 went forward to meet her, and 
 it was really touching to see the evident pleasure with 
 which she responded to the warm greetings of her 
 husband's former opponent. She, like her husband, 
 knew the generous nature of the man. 
 
 Lord Kitchener certainly knew what he wanted even 
 in little things, but even he could not always get it. 
 
 Just when he was appointed to the Mediterranean 
 Command (which I am sure that he had no intention 
 of taking up) he came down to see us one afternoon, 
 and amused himself by sorting our Chinese from our 
 Japanese china, the latter kind being in his eyes " no 
 good." Tired of this, he suddenly said, " Now, let us 
 go into the garden and pick strawberries." " But," 
 said I, " there are no strawberries growing out-of-doors 
 in May." " Oh," he exclaimed, " I thought when 
 we came to Ostcrley we always picked strawberries." 
 Fortunately I had some hot-house ones ready at tea. 
 
 At King Edward's Durbar at Delhi Lord Kitchener's 
 camp adjcjincd that of the Governor of Bombay, Lord 
 Northcote, with whom we were staying. He arrived a 
 day or two after we did, came over to see us, and took
 
 368 LORD KITCHENER [oh. xv 
 
 me back to inspect the arrangements of his camp, in- 
 cluding the beautiful plate with which he had been pre- 
 sented. He was extremely happy, and most anxious 
 to make me avow the superiority of his establish- 
 ment to ours, which I would not admit. At last in 
 triumph he showed me a fender-seat and said, " Any- 
 how, Lady Northcote has not a fender-seat." But I 
 finally crushed him with, " No, but we have a billiard- 
 table ! " 
 
 I must allow that there was a general suspicion that 
 all would not go smoothly between two such master 
 minds as his and the Viceroy's. Those are high politics 
 with which I would not deal beyond saying that the 
 impression of most people who know India is that the 
 power ultimately given to the Commander-in-Chief was 
 well as long as Lord Kitchener held it, but too much for 
 a weaker successor in a day of world-upheaval. 
 
 The last time I saw him was in the July before the Great 
 War, when he came down to tea, and talked cheerfully 
 of all he was doing at Broome Park, and of the trees he 
 intended to plant, and how I must come over from Lady 
 Northcote's at Eastwell Park and see his improvements. 
 He certainly then had no idea of what lay before him. 
 In a last letter written from the War Office (I think in 
 1915, but it is only dated " 25th ") he speaks of trying 
 to motor down some evening, but naturally never had 
 time. 
 
 The final tragedy ended a great life, but he had done 
 his work.
 
 CHAPTER XVI 
 
 THE DIAMOND JUBILEE — INDIA — THE PASSING OF THE 
 
 GREAT QUEEN 
 
 I REALISE that in the foregoing pages I have dwelt more 
 on foreign lands than on our own country. This only 
 means that they offered more novelty, not that England 
 was less interesting to my husband and myself. 
 
 The great Lord Shaftesbury used to say that his was 
 a generation which served God less and man more. I 
 trust that only the latter half of this dictum has proved 
 true, but certainly throughout Queen Victoria's reign 
 men and women seemed increasingly awake to their 
 duty to their fellows and particularly to children. 
 
 Without touching on well-known philanthropic move- 
 ments, I should like to mention one, unostentatious 
 but typical of many others — namely, the " Children's 
 Happy Evenings Association," founded by Miss Ada 
 Heather-Bigg and inspired throughout its existence by 
 the energy of her sister, Lady Bland-Sutton. This was 
 the pioneer Society for organised play in the Board, now 
 " County," Schools. It owed much to the work of many 
 of my friends, and was specially fortunate in the per- 
 sonal interest of its patron, now Queen Mary. Though 
 the exigencies of the new Education Act compelled it 
 to cease its voluntary work after the Great War, during 
 thirty years it brought happiness into tlie lives of 
 thousands of poor children. 
 
 360
 
 370 THE DIAMOND JUBILEE [ch. xvi 
 
 To return to our Osterley experiences. 
 
 We had one specially interesting Sunday in June 1895. 
 Among others staying with us from Saturday to Monday 
 were Lord and Lady George Hamilton and Sir Stafford 
 and Lady Northcote. Mr. Arthur Balfour came down 
 on Sunday to dine and spend the night, and he and Lord 
 George were busy with a game of lawn tennis on the 
 garden front of the house. Several of us were in another 
 part of the grounds under the cedars overlooking the 
 Lake, enjoying the fine warm afternoon. 
 
 All at once a very hot and dusty figure appeared 
 through the little gate near the portico and re- 
 vealed itself as Schomberg — commonly called " Pom " — 
 McDonnell, then Lord Salisbury's Private Secretary. 
 I went to meet him, offering tea, dinner, or whatever 
 hospitality he preferred. All he would say in breath- 
 less and very serious tones was, " Give me an egg beat 
 up in brandy and find me Arthur Balfour." 
 
 The desired refreshment and the statesman were 
 produced in due course. It appeared on further in- 
 quiry that Mr. McDonnell had bicycled from Hatfield to 
 London in search of Mr. Balfour, and not finding him 
 in Carlton Gardens had pursued him to Osterley. Such 
 were the exigencies of pre-motor days. The interview 
 over, the messenger retreated as swiftly as he had come. 
 
 We were not allowed to know the message till next 
 morning when the papers came with the thrilling an- 
 nouncement, '' Resignation of the Government " ! Mr. 
 Balfour said to me, " I might quite well have told you, 
 but Pom was so very determined that I should not.'' 
 
 The only recipient of the secret was Lord George 
 Hamilton. 
 
 When Mr. Balfour returned to the lawn-tennis ground 
 he said very quietly to Lord George between the sets,
 
 MR. CHAMBERLAIN, COLONIAL SECRETARY 371 
 
 " The Goveninient have resigned " ; and then contmued 
 his game as if nothing had happened. 
 
 Lord Rosebery's Government had been defeated a 
 few days previously on the cordite vote, Sir Henry 
 Campbell-Bannerman liaving been Secretary of State 
 for War. Of course there was great excitement. Mr. 
 St. John Brodrick spent the next Sunday with us, and 
 was summoned to London by Lord Salisbury early on 
 the Monday morning, when he was oflfered, and accepted, 
 the post of Under-Secretary of State for War. 
 
 There was a prevalent idea that Mr. Chamberlain 
 would become Secretary of State for War, but I felt sure 
 that he would obtain the Colonies, knowing what a deep 
 interest he took in the Overseas P^mpire. We had once 
 had a long conversation about it at a dinner at Green- 
 wich. When the appointment was made I wrote to 
 congratulate him, and he said in his reply, " I hope I 
 may be able to do something to promote the closer 
 union of our Empire " — a hope amply fultilled. 
 
 I have many recollections of Mr. Cham})erlain at 
 Osterley. He was a charming guest, always ready to 
 take his share in any amusement or discussion. It 
 was comical to see him on one occasion making his way 
 in a sort of trot down the Gallery with a serious ex- 
 pression on his face, and his arm extended at full 
 length holding a poker towards him, which the game 
 somehow entailed his keeping clear of his nose. 
 
 He loved to sit on the platform on the top of the 
 double flight of steps leading to the garden after dinner 
 on hot nights, smoking and talking. I remember that 
 he told us a good ghost story, but am sorry that I forget 
 the details. The last time I saw him before his sad 
 illness I sat next to him at dinner at his own 
 hou.se. He had then taken up Trotection (which I
 
 372 THE DIAMOND JUBILEE [oh. xvi 
 
 always wished he had called " Preference "). I said to 
 him : " You know, Mr. Chamberlain, I am a Free 
 Trader ? " 
 
 " Yes," he said, " I know, but you will give an old 
 friend credit for being honest." 
 
 " Certainly," I replied, and I said that truthfully with 
 my whole heart. 
 
 In later years we were neighbours at Cannes, as we 
 had the Villa Luynes for four seasons, not far from the 
 Villa Victoria where he took up his winter abode. 
 Everyone bore witness to Mrs. Chamberlain's devotion, 
 and it was splendid to see how she encouraged him, and 
 helped him to retain his interest in the outer world in 
 which he could no longer play an active part. 
 
 Queen Victoria's Diamond Jubilee in 1897 was marked 
 by even greater enthusiasm than the celebrations of 
 1887. Ten years ol that life of devotion to her Empire 
 had drawn ever closer the links between her and her 
 people. They had shared with her yet more sorrows 
 and yet more joys, especially the death of the Duke 
 of Clarence, the marriage of our present King, and 
 the births of our Prince of Wales and the Duke of 
 York. 
 
 I think the Prince of Wales began his inroad into the 
 hearts of the populace on this occasion. When the 
 Queen returned from her triumphal procession to St. 
 Paul's the two little Princes were taken out on to a bal- 
 cony to see and be seen by the throng below. The infant 
 Prince Albert danced in his nurse's arms, but Prince 
 Edward, or, as he was always called, Prince David, 
 solemnly and correctly saluted in return for the ringing 
 cheers with which he was greeted. An eye-witness 
 recounted at the time that still the spectators cheered, 
 and again and again the boy saluted, till at length as
 
 THE QUEEN AT TEMPLE BAR 373 
 
 they would not stop he evidently felt that something 
 more was required, and saluted with both hands. 
 
 We had an exciting time, as the custom has always 
 been that when the Lord Mayor receives the Sovereign 
 at Temple Bar he should await his or her arrival at 
 Child's Bank, which is Xo. 1 Fleet Street. We accord- 
 ingly went there with our family and particular friends, 
 including my father and mother. My father's ancestor, 
 Sir Thomas Leigh, was Lord Mayor when Queen Eliza- 
 beth visited the city on her accession and presented it 
 with the Pearl Sword ; and two of my husband's an- 
 cestors, Sir Francis Child and his son bearing the same 
 name, who were Lords ^Layor in the eighteenth century, 
 are represented in their portraits at Osterley as holding 
 this sword. 
 
 The Lord Mayor of the Diamond Jubilee, Sir George 
 Faudel-Phillips, brought this same sword to the Bank 
 and showed it to us, realising our special interest, as the 
 representatives of both our families had had charge of 
 the sword in bygone years, and were present to see it 
 offered to Queen Victoria. 
 
 This ceremony took place exactly opposite the Bank, 
 and was certainly a trying one for the Lord Mayor, as 
 he had to offer the sword to her ^lajesty, receive it 
 back, and then in his flowing robes leap to his horse and 
 still bearing the weapon ride before her carriage to 
 St. Paul's. 
 
 It was impossible not to recall pictures of John 
 Gilpin when one saw his mantle flying in the air, but 1 
 must say that Sir George displayed excellent liorsemau- 
 ship and carried through his part without a hitch. 
 
 I never saw the Queen more beaming than on this 
 occasion, and no wonder, for she fully realised that the 
 wild acclamations of the people came straight from 
 25
 
 374 THE DIAMOND JUBILEE [ch. xvi 
 
 their hearts. When we were again at Windsor in the 
 following May I ventured to hope that Her Majesty had 
 not been overtired. She said, " No — not on the day, 
 but when the celebrations had gone on for a month she 
 was rather tired/' 
 
 Kather an amusing incident occurred during the 
 procession. Lady Northcote and her father. Lord 
 Mount Stephen, were among our guests at the Bank. 
 A few days previously Lady Northcote had met Lord 
 Eoberts, Sir Donald Stewart, and Sir Eedvers Buller, 
 and had said jokingly : " What is the good of knowing 
 Field Marshals if they do not salute one on such an 
 occasion ? " As a result all three saluted her — Lord 
 Eoberts in particular was riding at the head of the 
 Colonial and Asiatic troops on the little white Arab 
 horse which he had ridden all through the Afghan War, 
 and all the time when he was Commander-in-Chief in 
 Madras and in India, The horse wore the Afghan 
 medal and the Kandahar Star given him by Queen 
 Victoria. When Lord Eoberts was opposite Child's, 
 he duly reined his charger round and solemnly saluted. 
 An evening paper gravely asserted that he had saluted 
 the city and that it was " a fine thing finely done." 
 It was finely done, but the salute was to a lady, not to 
 the city ! 
 
 In the following year our eldest daughter Margaret 
 married Lord Dynevor's son, Walter Eice, and in 1899 
 our second daughter Mary married Lord Longford. 
 These proved the happiest possible marriages, and our 
 grandchildren as delightful as their parents. Both 
 these weddings took place from 25 St. James's Place 
 by the extreme kindness of Lady Northcote, who 
 provided the whole of the entertainments, including 
 putting us all up for the two occasions.
 
 THE SOUTH AFRICAN WAR 375 
 
 My brother Rowland in 1898 married in America the 
 daughter of General Gordon of Savamiah, wlio was 
 warmly welcomed in our family. 
 
 In March 1899 Lady Northcote and I had a short but 
 delightful tour in Holland and Belgium. 
 
 Soon after this came the black shadows of the Afri- 
 can War, in which Longford took a distinguished part, 
 serving with the 2nd Life Guards and with the Imperial 
 Yeomanry, and, at Lord Robert's desire, raising the 
 Irish Horse. Though he was wounded at Lindley he 
 returned safely — but, alas ! in the European W^ar he was 
 killed at Suvla Bay — one of the best and bravest of men. 
 
 Lord Northcote having been appointed Governor of 
 Bombay, he and Lady Northcote left England early in 
 1900. My remaining daughter Beatrice and I travelled 
 with them as far as Marseilles, where they joined their 
 ship and we went on to North Italy. 
 
 The war w^as still raging in South Africa and we lived 
 in a state of constant anxiety. While we were in 
 Florence, however, the news came of the relief of 
 Kimberley. I shall always recollect the arrival of a 
 brief telegram to the effect that " General French had 
 ridden into Kimberley," quite sufficient to induce total 
 strangers to address each other in the tea-shop, which was 
 a common resort, and to exchange happy speculations 
 as to the truth of the news. 
 
 In Paris on our way back wc liad the further tidings of 
 the surrender of Cronje, and the relief of Ladysmith, 
 which I regret to say did not improve the temper of the 
 French or their manners towards English travellers — 
 but perhaps all this is better now forgotten. We had 
 found the Italians perfectly amiable. 
 
 One great diflcrence between the Boer War and thaU 
 which lias since devastated the world was that the former
 
 376 INDIA [CH. XVI 
 
 did not in any way interfere with ocean travel, and in 
 the autumn following the departure of our friends, 
 Jersey, Beatrice, and myself set off again to join them 
 in India. They were on tour when we first reached 
 Bombay, so we went to see some of our former haunts 
 and a few places which we had not previously visited. 
 
 I have already written so much of India that I will 
 only very briefly mention some incidents which particu- 
 larly struck me on this occasion. I pass over the 
 wonderful Caves of Ellora, for, marvellous as they are, 
 they are fully described in guide-books. We paid a 
 second visit to Hyderabad, and it was curious there to 
 note the strong contrast between the modern education 
 of the girls of the higher classes and the conservative 
 attitude of some of the old ladies. 
 
 We attended a large dinner given by the Vikar, or 
 Prime Minister, who was married to the Nizam's sister, 
 and after dinner he expressed a wish that I should pay 
 a visit to his wife, who lived in a palace near the hall 
 in which we had dined. The Resident's wife kindly 
 accompanied me, though she had not hitherto made the 
 lady's acquaintance. 
 
 It was the weirdest visit I ever paid. Darkness had 
 fallen, and we were received at the entrance of the 
 Palace by a number of wild-looking females bearing 
 torches and wrapped in red saris. They reminded me 
 of an old print representing a beldame with a flaming 
 torch at the Gate of Tartarus, with Cerberus and other 
 monsters in the background : rather a libel on the 
 women, who w^ere doubtless excellent in private life, 
 but who seemed to be guarding a fatal portal on this 
 occasion. They conducted us to a vast, dimly lighted 
 chamber with pillars and arches ; which might have 
 been the Hall of Eblis.
 
 INDIAN PRINCESSES 377 
 
 Wliat was happening in its recesses I could not see, 
 but in the middle, on an ordinary-looking chair, sat the 
 Princess, her destined daughter-in-law squatting at her 
 feet and attendants in the background. She was 
 wrapped in a gorgeous green-and-gold sari and covered 
 with jewels on neck, arms, and ankles, but her bare feet 
 projected in an uncomfortable manner ; she looked as 
 if a cushion on the floor would have suited her much 
 better than her stiff seat. Near her, looking singularly- 
 incongruous, stood her son, and a stepson whose existence 
 scandal said she resented. The young men were attired 
 in immaculate European dress-clothes, and might had 
 walked out of the Bachelors' Club except that they 
 wore on their heads curious mitre-shaped hats which 
 indicated their connection with the Nizam's house. 
 They both spoke English perfectly. Our conversation 
 with the lady was naturally limited to translated plati- 
 tudes, but I was interested to see the heroine, who was 
 reckoned very clever but not over-scrupulous. 
 
 At the great fortress city of Gwalior we visited very 
 different ladies — the mother and wife of Scindia, who 
 received us in pleasant apartments, well-furnished, 
 light and airy. The old lady might have been an 
 English dowager — she was extremely talkative and full 
 of her son the Maharajah, who was expected back 
 immediately from the Boxer War. The little wife was 
 in the charge of an English governess and seemed 
 anxious to remain in another room out of her mother- 
 in-law's way. She was about eighteen, and was much 
 amused at the height of my daughter wluj was her 
 cont^imporary. Unfortunately the poor young thing had 
 no child, though she had been nuirried for some years. 
 The Maliarajah was devoted to her and wanted to 
 avoid a second marriage, but lat<;r (Ui was obliged to
 
 378 INDIA [CH. XVI 
 
 consent to taking another wife with a view to providing 
 an heir. 
 
 I do not know what ceremonies were then necessary, 
 but when he married our young friend certain diffi- 
 culties had arisen. The wife of Scindia had to be 
 chosen from a very limited caste, and the only eligible 
 young lady at the moment was the daughter of a quite 
 middle-class family somewhere near Bombay or Poona. 
 Now if the lady had been his equal by birth it would have 
 been proper for the Maharajah to ride to her residence 
 in order to bring her home, but he could not have gone 
 to a comparatively humble abode. As a compromise 
 he had to ride the same number of days which it would 
 have taken him to reach his bride, but it was arranged 
 that he should do this in his own dominions, sleeping 
 each night at the house of one of his Sirdars. 
 
 At Lahore we saw the College for young Chiefs, 
 modelled as far as possible on the lines of an English 
 Public School and, like the Mayo College at Ajmere, 
 intended to bring up a manly race of rulers without the 
 risks attendant on sending them to England. The 
 majority of the youths whom we saw were Mohammedans 
 or Sikhs. The Mohammedans would mess together, 
 but, though the Sikhs are by way of disregarding caste, 
 in practice it was found that each youth preferred to 
 eat in private. This may have been partly a question 
 of dignity, as these young northern chiefs came attended 
 with personal servants. 
 
 Their private rooms, with occupant's name outside, 
 were not unlike those of Eton boys, and each contained 
 a little illuminated card calling attention to the special 
 observances of the scholar's own faith, and saying that 
 the Directors of the College were anxious that the 
 students should attend to their religious obligations.
 
 LORD AND LADY XORTHCOTE 379 
 
 I noticed outside one door " Grauth Sahib," and 
 wondered what Scotsman had entered himself as 
 pupil with such companions. On inquiry it proved 
 that this was the shrine or chapel of the " Granth " or 
 Sacred Book of the Sikhs, the one symbol allowed in 
 their worship. We went into the room where it was 
 kept, and found a large volume lying on the floor, with 
 flowers thrown upon it, evidently the oflering of some 
 devotee who had performed " poojali " or worship. 
 
 At beautiful Amritsar, now a home of sad memories, 
 in the Golden Temple in the Lake, we saw a far more 
 gorgeous shrine, but still with the Granth as its centre 
 of worship. 
 
 I must not linger over these scenes, though every 
 part of India offers a fresh temptation to dwell on its 
 manifold races, its historic temples and palaces, but 
 must hasten to our sojourn at Bombay, where Lord 
 and Lady Northcote gave us some of the most delightfid 
 weeks of our lives, including a truly cheerful Christmas 
 in a home away from home. 
 
 Every day brought something of interest seen under 
 the best possible auspices, and every evening a happy 
 time with our friends. It was a joy also to find how 
 they had rooted themselves in the esteem and affection 
 of both English and Indians in the Presidency. 
 
 Just before we sailed for England came the news of 
 Queen Victoria's serious illness. Everyone knew, 
 though no one liked to acknowledge, that recovery was 
 problematical. Wireless telegraphy was still in its 
 infancy, so we had no news between Boml)ay and 
 Aden, where we arrived in the middle of the night. I 
 was asleep in my berth when our ship anchored, and I 
 shall never forget waking in the early dawn and hearing 
 a man's voice saying to a friund just outside my cabin,
 
 380 THE PASSING OF THE GREAT QUEEN [ch. xvi 
 
 " She went off very quietly." No need to ask who it 
 was whose passing from earth had wrung the hearts 
 of many nations, and not least of those who go down 
 to the sea in ships. 
 
 People who remember those winter days need no 
 description of their import, and those who are too 
 young to recall them can never realise what it meant 
 to feel as if a whole Empire had become one great 
 orphaned family. Statesmen and soldiers had given 
 place to their successors, poets, philosophers, and men 
 of science had passed away, but for over sixty years the 
 Queen had been the unchanging centre of our national 
 life, and it seemed incredible that even she had laid 
 down the burden of sovereignty, and would no longer 
 share the joys and sorrows of her people. 
 
 And here I would end these wandering reminiscences, 
 but must just record one tribute to her memory in 
 which I was privileged to take part. 
 
 In the following May a number of women dressed in 
 deep mourning assembled at 10 Downing Street, then 
 the dwelling of the Prime Minister, Mr. Arthur Balfour. 
 His sister Miss Balfour, Miss Georgina Frere, daughter 
 of the late Sir Bartle Frere, and Lady Edward Cecil 
 (now Lady Milner) had assembled us in order that we 
 might establish a society for knitting more closely 
 together British subjects dwelling in various parts of 
 the Empire. 
 
 We called it the Victoria League in memory of the 
 great Queen-Empress under whose sway that Empire 
 had extended to " regions Caesar never knew.'" The 
 executive committee then elected was composed of the 
 wives and sister of Cabinet Ministers, of wives of leaders 
 of the Opposition, and other representative ladies. Most 
 unexpectedly, just before the meeting Lady Eayleigh
 
 THE VICTORIA LEAGUE 381 
 
 (Mr. Balfour's sister) informed me that I was to take 
 the chair and that it was intended to appoint me tirst 
 President. My breath was quite taken away, but 
 there was neither time nor oj^portunity for remon- 
 strance, and I conchided tliat I was chosen because one 
 great object of the founders being to emphasise " no 
 party politics," it was thought wiser not to select a 
 President whose husband was of Cabinet rank, and that 
 though a Conservative I had the qualification of over- 
 seas experience. 
 
 The late Lady Tweedmouth, a Liberal, was appointed 
 Vice-President, and shortly afterwards Mrs. Alfred 
 Lyttelton, representing the Liberal Unionists, became 
 Honorary Secretary. Later on Miss Talbot, now Dame 
 Meriel, took the post of Secretary, which she held for 
 fifteen years, and Mrs. Maurice Macmillaa succeeded 
 Miss Georgina Frere as Honorary Treasurer, a position 
 which she still holds. Miss Drayton, O.B.E., is now 
 our most eflficient Secretary. 
 
 For myself I have been President for twenty-one 
 years, and, thanks to the extraordinary kindness and 
 capacity of my colleagues, those years have been full 
 of interest and imshadowed by any disputes, despite 
 the divergent politics of the directing conmiittees. We 
 have always borne in mind the purpose of the League 
 80 well summed up by Rudyard Kipling on its founda- 
 tion, " the first attempt to organise sympathy." 
 
 We have now 38 British Branches and 22 Overseas 
 AfTiliatctl Leagues, besides Allied Associations, and we 
 are honoured by having the King and (^)ueen as Patrons 
 and the Prince of Wales and other members of the 
 Royal Family as Vice-Patrons. 
 
 Men were soon added to our Councils, and we had 
 two splendid Deputy Presidents in Sir Edward Cook
 
 382 THE PASSING OF THE GREAT QUEEN [ch. xvi 
 
 and Sir James Dunlop-Smitli, now, alas ! both taken 
 from us. But the twenty-one years of the League's 
 work lie outside the limits of these wandering recol- 
 lections. 
 
 I would, however, like to insert the wise words which 
 Mr. Chamberlain wrote on March 16th, 1902, in reply 
 to a request sent by desire of our Committee for some 
 official recognition. After acknowledging my letter he 
 continues : 
 
 " I heartily approve of the efforts you are making to 
 draw closer the ties between our Colonial kinsfolk and 
 ourselves. I believe that the questions of sentiment 
 enter more largely into these things than the average 
 man is willing to admit, and that we have lost much in 
 the past by the absence of personal intercourse with 
 those whose support and friendship are daily becoming 
 more important to us as a Nation. The Colonials are 
 especially sensitive to these personal considerations. 
 They find it difficult to understand our preoccupations 
 and the impossibility of returning the hospitality they 
 so freely offer when we visit them. 
 
 " No Government can set this matter right, as it is 
 not a question of official recognition, but of private 
 and personal courtesy. 
 
 " I look therefore with the greatest hope to the work of 
 such associations as yours which may help to make our 
 Colonists feel that we appreciate their affection and desire 
 as far as in us lies to reciprocate it."' 
 
 He then proceeds to explain the view which he says 
 he has already discussed with Mr. Alfred Lyttelton — 
 namely, that it is wiser to refrain from giving official 
 colour to a work which had better maintain a " private 
 and personal character." He continues : 
 
 " I cannot dissociate myself from my office, and I do 
 not think that it would be wise or desirable that I 
 should extend the vast field of responsibility which that
 
 MR. CHAMBERLAINS LETTER 383 
 
 office already covers by associating myself publicly with 
 these private Associations/' 
 
 He expresses himself as ready at any time to give 
 such assistance as obtaining special privileges for the 
 guests we represent at the Coronation or other functions, 
 and then says : 
 
 " But I feel that, except in such ways, I had better 
 stand apart, and that the great value of these associa- 
 tions lies in their non-official character. I represent 
 the Government — you represent the people, and I 
 tliink it is most important that this distinction should 
 be carefully preserved. 
 
 " I am open to conviction, but I think I am right in 
 begging you to accept my reasons and to excuse me 
 from accepting a request which as a private individual 
 I should have been proud to comply with." 
 
 Naturally we felt the justice of views so fully and 
 courteously explained. 
 
 And now I must end. The years spent under the 
 rule of two great Kings, and the guidance of two gracious 
 Queens, have had their joys and sorrows, public and 
 private, but they lie too near our day for a woman to 
 attempt even a personal record of what they have 
 brought under her ken. 
 
 The happy marriages of my eldest son to the beloved 
 daughter of Lord Kilmorey, of my youngest daughter 
 to Lord Dunsany, and of my brother Rupert to Miss 
 Dudley Smith belong to the present century. 
 
 I can only say how grateful I am for the aflection 
 of many friends, and the love of my children and 
 grandchildren, which have softened the sorrows and 
 heightened the joys of these latter years. 
 
 TUE END
 
 INDEX 
 
 Abdul Kerim, Queen Victoria's 
 Munshi, 194-195, 213 
 
 Abingdon, Earl of, 33 
 Abu Simbal, 360. 361 
 Adderley, Sir Charles, and Hon. 
 
 Lady, n^ Leigh, 21 
 Adderley Cousins at Haras Hall, 
 
 21, 64 
 Adj'ar, Theosophist Headquarters, 
 167, 168 
 
 Aga Khan, H.H., the, 152-154 
 
 Akbar, his Tomb, 193 ; why he 
 built Futtehpore-Sekree. 194 
 
 Albert Edward, H.R.H. Prince of 
 Wales (Edward VII). gives cigar 
 to Mr. Dibbs, 251, 252 
 
 Alcester, Admiral Lord, 115 
 
 Alexandra, H.R.H., Princess of 
 Wales (afterwards Queen), gown 
 woven for, 23 ; fet« given for her 
 marriage at Mentone, 25, 26 ; 
 Prince William at her wedding, 
 26 ; at Marlborough Hou-so, 36, 
 366 
 
 Alexandra, Princess, of Greece, 209- 
 210 
 
 AH Beg. 159 
 
 Araptliill, i^owager Lady, 111 
 
 Ancram, Earl of, A.D.C., acciden- 
 tally killed, 285 
 
 Andrew, Prince, of Greece, ISO 
 
 Antwerp, 60 
 
 Apia, capital of Samoa, 291 
 
 Arcadia, h.k., 145, 247 
 
 Ardagh, Col. Sir Jolui, 182 
 
 Ardgowan, 16 
 
 Argyll. 8th Duk.» of, 80. 81 
 
 ArmituJ liihic, M'^HHagorioH a. 8., 277 
 
 Arnold, Sir Edwin, 88, 89 
 
 Arran, L*le of, 35, 36 
 
 Aahloy. Hon. Lionel, 125, 126. 127 
 
 AHsiout and its Mudir, 216 217 
 
 ANSouan, 214, 358, 359, 363 
 
 AtbenH, 127 
 
 Auckland, 275 
 
 Augusta, Emprosa, 100-101 
 
 Australia, voyage to, 247, 248 
 Avon, River, at Stonnleigh, 17 
 Avon, River, at Christchurch, N.Z., 
 273 
 
 B 
 
 Baker, Sir Samuel and Lady, 148, 
 
 149 
 Baker, Shirlev, Wesleyan Mission- 
 ary, 287, 28'S 
 Bakmeteff, Russian diplomat, 132, 
 
 135, 137, 138. 140 
 Bathurst, William, 5th Earl, 78, 79 
 Bazaine. Marshal, his escape from 
 
 Sto. Marguerit-o, 96 
 Beaconsfield, Lord, 71, 79 
 Beckford, Williaui, of Fonthill 
 
 Abbey, 58, 59 
 Bedford, Hastings, Duke of, 109 
 Benadadda, Scotch giant, 48, 49 
 Benson, Mr. E. F. and Miss, 
 
 Excavations in Egypt, 358 
 Boresford, Lord William, 182 
 Berlin, visit to, 100-110 
 Bernhardt, Sarah, 95 
 Bernstoff, Madame, her ghost story, 
 
 122, 123 
 Bhownuggar, Maharajah of. his aims 
 
 and ditliculties, 198, 199 
 Biarritz, 95 
 
 Bilgrami, Syod Hossain, C.S.L, 158 
 Bismarck, Princo, 105-110 
 Bismank, Prino-ss, 105 
 Bismarck, Count Hcrlxirt, 105 
 Blyth, Dr., Anglican Bishop at 
 
 Jerusalem, 220 
 Bombay, 150 
 Boiirk-. R>v. Ci'fil. 76 
 Mrahmo-Soinaj, 182-184 
 lirandling. Mr. Charles, 69 
 lirisbanu, 324 
 
 Urou;{h (Irish Guide), 41-42 
 Broiit<liarii, iHt Lord, Lord Cli4Q' 
 
 collor, 24 
 Broughton Castle, 70 
 
 385
 
 386 
 
 INDEX 
 
 Browne, Thomas (Rolf Boldre- 
 
 wood), 252 
 Browning, Robert, 76 
 Buckingham, Duchess of, 254 
 Buller, Mr. Charles, 145 
 Buller, F.M. Sir Redvers, 374 
 Burley-on-the-Hill, 79 
 Bute, Dowager Marchioness of, nee 
 
 Howard, 57 
 
 Cairns, 1st Earl, Lord Chancellor, 
 his ghost story, 122 
 
 Cairo, 357 
 
 Calcutta, 182-184 
 
 Campbell, Lady Agnes : see Frank 
 
 Campbell, Sir Archibald, 27 
 
 Campbell, Sir Colin, 188, 189 
 
 Canadian Pacific Railway, 347-348 
 
 Cannes, 24, 68, 372 
 
 Canton, Viceroy of, 333, 334 
 
 Carnegie, Ladies Helena and Dora, 
 276 
 
 Carpenter, Miss, philanthropist, 
 186, 187 
 
 Caulcot Infant School, 66, 67 
 
 Caversfield, The Angelic Choir, 75 
 
 Cazenove, Canon, 231 
 
 Cecil, Lady Gwendolen, 114 
 
 Cecil, Lord Robert, 142 
 
 Oedercrantz, Swedish Chief Justice 
 in Samoa, 292 
 
 Cephalonia and its brigands, 139, 
 140 
 
 Ceylon, 247 
 
 Chamberlain, Miss Beatrice, 144 
 
 Chamberlain, Mrs., n6e Endicott, 
 144, 372 
 
 Chamberlain, Rt. Hon. Joseph, 
 first acquaintance with, 140 ; 
 his political creed, 143, 372 ; at 
 Osterley, 143, 144, 371 ; in 
 Egypt, 214, 215 ; letter concern- 
 ing Victoria League, 352, 383 
 
 Chandar Ras Behadur Khanha, 165 
 
 Chicago, 348-354 
 
 Cholmondeley, Captain Harry, 
 A.D.C., 242, 249 
 
 Cholmondeley, Rev. Lionel, 345 
 
 Cholmondeley, Hon. Mrs., nee 
 Leigh, 21 
 
 Christchurch, N.Z., 272 
 
 Christian, H.R.H., Princess, 39 
 
 Christmas at Stoneleigh Abbey, 20, 
 21 
 
 Chimder Sen Babu, 183 
 
 Clarence, H.R.H., Duke of, 242; 
 death of, 268 
 
 Clarke, Mr. Frederick, 216, 217 
 Clarke, Mr. Roehfort and pictures, 
 
 73, 74 
 Cleveland, Caroline, Duchess of, 82 
 Clinton, Lord Edward, 212 
 Colombo, 247 
 Columbus, Christopher, how he 
 
 discovered America, 348, 349 
 Connaught, T.R.H. Duke and 
 
 Duchess, 151, 152 
 Connemara, Lord, 145, 162, 166, 
 
 167, 180 
 Consort, H.R.H. Prince, 11, 12, 13 
 Constantine, Duke of Sparta 
 
 ("Tino"), 209 
 Constantine, Grand Duke (Ro- 
 manoff), 6 
 Constantinople, 232, 233 
 Cook, Sir Edward, 382 
 Cook, Sir Francis, collection at 
 r-' Richmond, 238 
 
 Crawford, Emily, Cotintess of, 238 
 Crimean War, 4 
 
 Cromer, Earl and Countess of, 357 
 Crystal Palace, 2, 3 
 Curzon, Hon. George, afterwards 
 
 Marquis, 127 
 Cusack-Smith, Mr. (afterwards Sir 
 
 Thomas) and Mrs., 296 
 Custarde, Miss, Governess, 6-8^.-' 
 
 D 
 
 Damascus, 226-230 
 
 Darley, Sir Frederick, Chief Justice, 
 N.S.W., and Lady, 251-253 
 
 Dartrey, Countess of, 64 
 
 Dashwood, Sir George, 72 
 
 Dashwood, Sir Henry and Lady, 72 
 
 Davis, Jefferson, ex-President, 36 
 
 de Bunsen, Sir Maurice, 336 
 
 Deichmann, Baron and Baroness, 
 107, 108 
 
 De La Warr, Earl and Countess of, 
 117-119 
 
 Derby, Edward, 15th Earl of, at 
 the Spithead Naval Review, 115, 
 117-119; letters from, 245-247, 
 257-264 ; poem composed in 
 sleep, 264-265 ; death of, 264 
 
 Derby, Mary, Countess of, 119, 120 
 
 de Ros, Lord, 80 
 
 Des Voeux, Sir William, 118-119 
 
 Devereux, General and Hon. Mrs., 
 72 
 
 Devonshire, Duchess of, 182 
 
 Dewar, Mr. and Mrs., 77 
 
 Dibbs, Sir George, First Australian- 
 bom Premier, 251, 252
 
 INDEX 
 
 387 
 
 Dickson, "Sir., Consul, at Damascus, 
 
 227, 228 
 Dieppe, 5 
 Dragoumis, Greek Foreign Minister, 
 
 132, 133 
 Draper, Rev. W. H. and Mrs., 76, 
 
 77 
 Draj-ton, Miss, O.B.E., 3S1 
 Dui?, Sir Plobert, 324 
 Dufferin, Marquis of. Viceroy, 171 
 Dunedin, N.Z., 268, 269 
 Dunlop-Smith, Sir James, 382 
 DjTievor, Lord (Hon. W. Rice), 374 
 
 East, Sir James, 35 
 
 Eaton Hall, 33 
 
 Edgcumbe, C!ol. Hon. Cliarles, 127 
 
 Edgehill, "The Sunrising," 56 
 
 Edinburgh, H.R.H. Duke of, 289; 
 
 at Mollxjume, 247 
 Edward, Prince of Wales, his first 
 
 public appearance, 372, 373 
 Elephanta, Caves of, 150 
 Ellenborough, Lady, her romantic 
 
 life, 227, 228 
 Endicott, Miss : see Chamberlain 
 Epidaiu'us Amphitheatre, 133 
 Esterhazy, Prince Louis, 143 
 Eeterhazy, Prince Nicholas, 78 
 Eugenie, Empress, 245 
 Eulalia, Infanta, 350-354 
 Eulenberg, Count, 101 
 
 Faudel-Phillips, Sir George, Lord 
 Mayor at Temple Bar, 373 
 
 Fawoett, Mr., Judge atTanjore, 170 
 
 Feam, Clarice, 208 
 
 Feam, Mr., American diplomat, 208 
 
 Ferdinand of Bulgaria, 236 
 
 Ferris, Captain, liritish Agent at 
 Bhownuggar, 199 
 
 Fiji, High CommisKioner, 288 
 
 Fin. McCoul ( Fingal), Irish Giant, 48 
 
 Fonthill Abbey, 67, 68, 64 
 
 Frank, Dr., 28 
 
 Frank. I^dy Agnes, 27, 28, 70 
 
 Fr«-<l«Tiek, Cro^-n Prince, after- 
 warrlH Emr».ror, 102, 103, 110 
 
 Frederick, Crown Princoss, after- 
 wards EmproBH, 102. 103. 104 
 
 Free Kirk Settleru in Now Zealand, 
 260 
 
 Freeman, family l.utlrr. 141. 142 
 
 Frore, Miw Georgina, 381 
 
 Froudo, J. A., 81 ; epigram on him 
 and Kingnley, 82 
 
 Futtohpore-Sokree, 193 
 
 Gailev, Mrs., nurse at Stoneleigh, 
 9. 10 
 
 Galloway, Mary, Countess of, first 
 acquaintanco with, 79, 82 ; 
 letter from, 87 ; with her in 
 Italy, 99 ; in Berlin. 10O-109. 
 at the Naval Review, 115-119; 
 in Greece, 127-140 ; meeting at 
 C-*iiro and rt^turn to Greece, 207 ; 
 journey with her tlirough Egj-pt, 
 Palestine, Syria. Constantinople 
 and Vienna, 214-237 ; nurses 
 Lady Jersey in Up|x>r CJrosvenor 
 Street, 244 ; visits Australia and 
 New Zealand, 266-276 
 
 Garibaldi Hjinn, 25 ; prison, 28 
 
 Genoa, 27 
 
 George V, H.M. King, as an infant, 
 36 ; on the BiicchaiUc, 243 
 
 George, King of Greece, 129, 208 
 
 George, King of Tonga, 287-290 
 
 Gerard, Sir Robert, 68 
 
 Ghent, 60 
 
 Giant's Causeway, its legend, 48, 49 
 
 Gladstone, Mr., his theory of im- 
 mortality, 87 
 
 Glendalough and its legends, 41, 42 
 
 GlengarifF. 43 
 
 Goschen, Hon. George, afterwards 
 Viscoimt, Private Secretary, 279, 
 280, 28G 
 
 Grandison, Viscoimt, Irish title of 
 Jersey family, 65, 126 
 
 Grant Duff, Sir Mount Stuart, 
 offers a cloth to the lianee, 169 ; 
 views on Madras Harbour, 180 
 
 Greenwich HospiUil, 29 
 
 Grenfell, Sir tVancis Sirdar, after- 
 wards Lord Grenfell, 216, 216 
 
 Grenfell, Mr. W. H.. afterwards 
 Lord Desborough, 97, 98 
 
 Grey, Sir George, of Now Zealand, 
 250 
 
 Griffith, Sir Samuel, Australian 
 statesman, 250 
 
 Grigg, Mr., Madras Minister of 
 Education, and Mrs., 178 
 
 Grigg, Sir Ivlward as a boy at 
 Madras, 178 
 
 Orosvonor House, 3, 4. 61 
 
 Gubbins, Sahib, Fmiuioml Com 
 missioner at Lurknow, IH9 
 
 Guest, Lady Theodore, 32, 210 
 
 Gwalior, 377 
 
 H 
 
 Hadji Petros, Greek I^ord Chamber- 
 lain, 137
 
 388 
 
 INDEX 
 
 Hadji Petros, brigand, a husband 
 of Lady EUenborough, 228 
 
 Haggard, Bazett Michael, 291, 293, 
 294 
 
 Haggard, William, charge d'affaires 
 in Athens, 128; and Mrs., 129- 
 210 
 
 Hakone, Lake, 343 
 
 Halsbury, 1st Earl of. Lord Chan- 
 cellor, and the ghost, 123 
 
 Hamilton, Lady, wife of Governor 
 of Tasmania, 268 
 
 Hamilton, Lord and Lady George, 
 376 
 
 Hanna, Colonel Commanding at 
 Delhi, 190 ; his stories of the 
 siege, 191 
 
 Hare, Augustus, his account of 
 Osterley, 237, 238 
 
 Havelock, Sir Henry, and the 
 Relief of Lucknow, 188 
 
 Hay, Dr. and Mrs., 256 
 
 Hayashi, Viscount, on Japanese 
 religion, 340 
 
 Heather-Bigg, Miss Ada, foundress 
 Children's Happy Evenings, 369 
 
 Helouan, 363 
 
 Hendley, Doctor, 197 
 
 Hext, Captain, Director of Lidian 
 Marine, 146, 151, 229, 230 
 
 Higginson, Sir George, Story of 
 Crimea, 4 
 
 Hinemoa, Maori heroine, 274 
 
 Hinetnoa, New Zealand Government 
 yacht, 269 
 
 Hobart, 268 
 
 Holmwood, Mr., British Consul at 
 Smyrna, 230 
 
 Hong-Kong, 329, 330, 331 
 
 Hood, Lady Maria, nee Fox- 
 Strangways, 57 
 
 Hopetoun, Lord, afterwards Mar- 
 quis of Linlithgow, 248 
 
 Hornbj^ Sir Ed. and Lady, appari- 
 tion to at Shanghai, 124, 125 
 
 Houghton, Lord, 80, 81 
 
 Hughes, Thomas, gives Lowell's 
 works to Lady Jersey, 85 ; writes 
 story for her son, 89-91 ; founds 
 " New Rugby," 91 
 
 Hunter, Colonel, afterwards General 
 Sir Archibald, 361 
 
 Hyderabad, 155-161, and 376, 377 
 
 Inchmery, 117-119 
 India, visits to, 145-204 ; 
 inspired by, 205 
 
 poem 
 
 Innes, Sir George and Lady, 249 
 Inouye, Marquis and Marchioness, 
 
 345 
 Invercargill, 269 
 Ireland and its legends, 41-50 
 
 Jackson, Major, afterwards Sir 
 Herbert, at Assouan, 3 68, 359 
 
 Jains, the, and the Dilwarra 
 Temples, 197-198 
 
 James, Henry, 92 
 
 Japan, Emperor of, 337-340 
 
 Japan, Empress of, 337-339 
 
 Jeacock, Job, Parish Clerk at 
 Stoneleigh, 20 ; made Sir H. 
 Parkes's first breeches, 249 
 
 Jenkins, W. H., 69 and 70 
 
 Jenkins, Lady Caroline, nee 
 Villiers, 63, 69-71 
 
 Jenolan Caves, N.S.W., 253, 254 
 
 Jersey, 7th Earl of, as a boy, 56 ; 
 engagement and marriage, 61— 
 64 ; Lord-in- Waiting, 79 ; Lord- 
 Lieutenant of Oxfordshire, 125 ; 
 at Windsor, 212-213 ; Travels 
 in France, 68, 95, 96 ; in Italy, 
 94, 96, 97 ; in Switzerland, 94 ; 
 in India, 145-205 ; in Egypt, 
 206-7, 356-364 ; in Greece, 208- 
 1 1 ; Paymaster-General, 240 ; ap- 
 pointed Governor of New South 
 Wales, 242; at Balmoral, 242, 
 243 ; life in Australia, 249-257, 
 267, 268 ; visits New Caledonia, 
 276-284; in China, 329-335; 
 in Japan, 335-345, 376-379 ; 
 tlu-ough Canada, 347-348 ; in 
 United States, 343-345 ; at Child's 
 Bank, 373 
 
 Jersey, Frances, Countess of, nee 
 Twysden, 68, 78 
 
 Jersey, Julia, Countess of, nee Peel, 
 62, 69 
 
 Jersey, Margaret Elizabeth, Coun- 
 tess of, nee Leigh ; birth, 1 ; 
 journey with parents to France, 
 4-5 ; to Scotland, 14, 15 ; to 
 France and Italy, 23-29, 36; 
 to Ireland, 40-50 ; with Rev. J. 
 and Mrs. Leigh to Holland and 
 Belgium, 60 ; marriage, 61-64 ; 
 country neighbours, 72-77 ; 
 other friends, 81-93 ; after 
 marriage, travels in France, 68, 
 95, 96 ; in Italy, 94, 96, 97, 356, 
 375 ; in Switzerland, 94 ; in 
 Germany, 100-109; at the Naval
 
 INDEX 
 
 389 
 
 Review, llo-119; travels in 
 India, 145-205. 37(>-379 ; at 
 Windsor, 212. 213 ; travels in 
 Greece. 127-140, 208-211; in 
 Eg>-pt. 206-7. 214-218. 356- 
 364 ; Palestine, 219-225 ; Syria. 
 225-230 ; Constantinople, 232- 
 235; in Australia, 249-257, 
 267, 268 ; visits New Zealand, 
 268-276. 319-323; New Cale- 
 dcnia, 276-284; Tonga, 287- 
 291 ; Samoa, 291-318, President 
 Victoria Leagiie, 381 
 
 Jerfev, Sarah, Countess of, n6e 
 Fane, 65-67, 78 
 
 Jeypore, City of V^ictory, 196 
 
 Johnston, Mr. and Mrs., and the 
 Heart of Montrose. 172-175 
 
 Junp, Sir Salar, and his sisters, 
 159-161 
 
 Jusserand, Monsieur, 366-367 
 
 Kamak, 358 
 
 Katoomba, 253 
 
 Kornble, Mrs. Fannj', 53, 62 
 
 Killamey Lakee, 43-45 
 
 Kingslev, Cliarles : see Froude, J. 
 
 A. 
 Kintore, Earl, 248 
 Kipling, Rudyard. " riainfr fckh- 
 
 rity," 262 ; quoted. 19. 276, 347 ; 
 
 his " Recessional." 356 
 Kitchener, Earl, in Egypt, 207, 214, 
 
 358 ; visit** to OntorlVv, 214, 365- 
 
 367, 368 ; letters from, 362. 363, 
 
 364-365. 366 ; at Delhi, 367-368 
 Knowles, Sir James and ,Vtne- 
 
 tetrUh Century, 124. 125 
 Kobe, 335 
 
 KotaK Minar, the, 191 
 Kowlf.on, 330 
 KrishnR, Mnilimin worship of, 
 
 his birthplaw. 195 
 KuL-h R*«har, Maharajah of. 183, 184 
 
 LAchman Daw, Seth, 195 196 
 LAfTon, Monni^'ur, Govcrnoi- nf N<'w 
 
 Caledonia. 279. 2H1 
 Lahore, 378, 379 
 Laniwiowno, Marquis and M>ir- 
 
 ehiorH'HS uf, 182 
 Liathorii. Earl and OumtcHH of, I 13, 
 
 144 
 Jjauriuin Min<-, 135, 136 
 I>-fkv, Mr. and Mrn., 119 
 L/Mgh, Hon. AgiK-H. 4, 1 2. I.J. 14. 
 
 34. 40 
 
 20 
 
 Leigh, Hon. Augusta, 17 
 
 Leigh, Caroline, Lady, nee Gros- 
 venor, 2 ; devotion of children, 
 8, 9 ; advice on daught<>r's mar- 
 riagt", 64 ; lott<>r8 of daughter to, 
 209, 210, 133-134. 336-339; 
 poems by, 1.5, 16; 98. 99, 111- 
 113; at Child's Bank, 373 
 
 Leigh, Chandos, 1st Lord, 2 
 
 Leigh, Hon. Sir Chandos, K.C., 
 22, 52, 53 
 
 Leigh, Hon. Lady Chandos, nee 
 Rigby, 52, 53 
 
 Leigh, Hon. Mary Cordelia, 30. 40, 
 
 62, 127 
 
 L«^igh, Hon. Dudley, afterwards 
 3rd Lord Leigh, 12, 13, 14, 40, 
 
 63, 145, 244 
 
 Leigh, Hon. Mrs. Dudley, n«^e 
 Beckwith, 244, 245 
 
 Leigh, Mr. and Mrs. Gerard, 146, 
 147 
 
 Leigh, Hon. Gilbert, M.P., 4. 12, 
 13, 14. 54 ; death of, 97-99 
 
 Leigh, Hon. Mrs. James, nee 
 Butler, 53, 54, 60, 62 ; letter 
 from, 64 
 
 Leigh. Margarette, Lady,nte Willes. 
 16, 78 
 
 Leigh, Hon. Rowland, 40, 375 
 
 Leigh, Hon. Mrs. Rowland, nee 
 Gordon, 349. 375 
 
 Leigh, Major Hon. Rujv>rt. 12, 40 ; 
 A.D.C., 242 ; accompanies Lady 
 Jersey on s.s. Liibeck; 287; in 
 Tonga, 288, 289 ; in Samoa. 
 298 ; writes in .Ui Object of Pity. 
 315 ; joins Staff of Sir Rolx'it 
 Duf?. 324 : marriage. 383 
 
 Leigh. Hon. Mrs. Rupei-t, nee 
 I)u<llcy Smith, 383 
 
 Leigh. Hon. and Rev. ■!. W. 
 (Dean ..f Hereford), 2(t. 21, 53 
 
 Leigh, William Henry, 2nd Lord, 
 entertains North Warwiekshire 
 Hunt. 1; marriage, 2; travels 
 with his childn-n, 4, 5, 14, 15, 
 23-29, 36 ; receives Queen Vic- 
 toria at Stoneleigh, 11-13; taken 
 moors in Se<}tland. 14. 15; talk*- 
 with Nelson's servant, 29; viKit*- 
 Irt- land. 41-50 ; at Child's Bank. 
 373 
 I/-VfM<)n-(!ow«T, Hon. Mrs., !!«'•<• 
 ; I^igh, 22 
 
 \ Lilth'flale. Mix.. School for Indiiii 
 i ladieH. 158 
 
 IJovd, Mr. aiKJ Mrs., 31. 32 
 Loi ii, Ist Lord, .'{34
 
 390 
 
 INDEX 
 
 Longford, Colonel, Ear lof, 374, 375 
 Lowe, Robert, afterwards Lord 
 
 Sherbrooke, and Mrs., 119 
 Lowell, Mr. J. R., letters from, 
 
 83, 86 ; poems by, 84, 86 
 Lucknow, 188 
 Lugard, Sir Frederick and Lady, 
 
 323, 324 
 Lyons Silk Manufactory, 23 
 Lyttelton, Hon. Mrs. Alfred, 381 
 Lyttelton, Lord, and the Canter- 
 bury Association, 282 
 Lytton, Countess of, and Lady 
 Betty, 127 
 
 M 
 
 Macclesfield, Mary, Countess of, 
 
 nee Grosvenor, her story of ex- 
 Kaiser, 26, 27 ; mentioned, 31, 36 
 McDonnell, Sir Schomberg, 370 
 MacMahon, Marshal, 96 
 Macmillan, Mrs. Maurice, 381 
 Madras, 162 et seq. ; Harbour, 180 
 Madura, 172-177 
 Mahableshwar, 151 
 Malet, Sir Edward, 100, 101, 109 
 Malet, Lady Ermyntrude, 100, 101, 
 
 105, 109 
 Malietoa Laupepa, King of Samoa. 
 
 292 ; dinner with, 296-297 
 Marathon and its brigands, 31, 32 ; 
 
 visited, 129 
 Marie, Princess, of Greece, 130 
 Margaret, Queen of Italy, 356 
 Marsham, Charles, 74 
 Mary, H.M. Queen, interest in 
 
 " Children's Happy Evenings 
 
 Association," 369 
 Mason, Miss (Lady Allen), 247 
 Mataafa, rival King of Samoa, 292, 
 
 297-304 
 Max Miiller, Professor, 147, 340 
 Maxwell, Sir Herbert Maxwell, 
 
 Bart., 237 
 May, Colonel, at Lucknow, 189 
 Mehdi Ali, Mrs., 159 
 Mentone, 5 ; marriage celebrations 
 
 at for Prince of Wales, 25, 26 
 Meshaka, Mr., Vice -Consul at 
 
 Damascus, 226-229 
 Meyer, Mr. and Mrs. John, 96, 97 
 Middleton Park, 65, 66, 71, 72 
 Milford Sound, 270 
 Miyanoshita, hot baths, 345 
 Molyneux, JHon. Mrs. Caryl, nee 
 
 Lawley, 56 
 Morrison, Mr. Alfred, 58, 59 
 Motmt Abu, Jain temples on, 
 
 197, 198 
 
 Mount Stephen, Lord, 374 
 
 '■ Mrs. Malaprop," a modern, 210. 
 
 211 
 Muncaster, Lady, nee Grosvenor, 
 
 31 ; marries Hon. H. Lindsay, 32 
 Muncaster, Lord and Lady, 31, 32, 
 
 120 
 
 N 
 
 Nabeshima, Marquis, 345 
 Napier of Merchiston, Lord, 172 
 Nauplia, 132, 133 
 Nazli, Princess, 217, 218 
 Nekualofa in Tonga, 287 
 Newdegate, Sir Frank, 17 
 Newdigate, Hon. Mrs., nee Leigh, 
 
 16, 17 
 New Caledonia, voyage to, 276, 277 
 Newcastle in Australia, 319 
 Newman, Cardinal, 92, 93 
 New York, 354, 355 
 New Zealand, 268-276 
 Niagara, 354 
 Nikko, 336 
 
 Nile, the, 215, 216, 356-364 
 Nizam, H.H. the late, 155-157, 
 
 376, 377 
 Nizam, His Exalted Highness the 
 
 present, 377 
 Norfolk, Duchess of, nee Lyons, 9 
 Norfolk, Henry, Duke of, as Lord 
 
 Maltravers, 9 ; at Norfolk House, 
 
 92 
 Norfolk Island, 217 
 North, Lord, 75 
 Northcote, Lady, 244, 355, 356 
 
 370, 374, 375, 379 
 Northcote, Sir Stafford (afterwards 
 
 Lord), 355, 356, 370, 375, 379 
 Northumberland, Eleanor, Duchess 
 
 of, n6e Grosvenor, 30, 31 
 Noumea, 277, 278 
 Nubar Pasha on the English, 357 
 
 O 
 
 O'Donoghue, the, 44-46 
 
 Olcott, Colonel, Theosophist, 146- 
 
 148 ; at Adyar, 167-169 
 Olga, Queen of Greece, 127-128, 209 
 Olympia, 139 
 
 "One People, One Destiny," 250 
 Onslow, Countess, 269, 275, 276 
 Onslow, Earl, 269, 271, 272, 275, 276 
 Onslow,Hon.Huia- Maori Chieftain, 
 
 after years of, 275 
 Onslow, Mrs. MacArthur, 256 
 Orient Express, 235 
 Osborne, Mr. and Mrs., 266
 
 INDEX 
 
 391 
 
 0-.bourno, Lloyd, 298, 315 
 Oaterlev Pctrk.Sl*. 83, 8G, 143, 144. 
 237, 238, 355 
 
 Parker. Hon. Edinund. 272 
 Parker. Mr., of Tonpa. 290 
 Parker, Sir Henrv, Premier of N't'W 
 
 South Wales, 249-251 
 Paley, Major and Mrs., 192 
 Peel, Hon. CJeorge, 366 
 Pender, Sir John. 115-117 
 PerjJoncher, Oriifin. 100 
 Phelps, Mr., American Minister, 142 
 Pigmies, African, 218, 219 
 Ponsonby, Sir Henry, 212 
 Port Darwin, 325-327 
 Pope, Saraoan native, 300 
 Prendergast, Sir Harry, 166 ; and 
 
 Lady, 200 
 Ihx)tap, Chunder Mozoondar, 182, 
 
 183 
 Putidua, 8.K., 180, 181, 182 
 Pyrgos, 137, 139 
 
 R 
 
 Raglan, Lord, 57 
 
 R^ranay, Lady Patricia, as a child, 
 152 
 
 Raratonga luland and it.<; Queens, 
 272 
 
 Reay, Lord and Ladv. 151, 152. 201 
 
 Roes. Sir John, 162. "l63, 178, 180 
 
 Hob'/cry under Arm^, 253 
 
 RobertH, F.M. Earl, at Lueknow, 
 188-190 ; at Child's Bank, 374 
 
 liome, 140. 356 
 
 R^jtorua. 273 ; Uiko of. 274, 275 
 
 Rjwton, I>jrd, 127, 140 ; his anec- 
 dote* of a f)i(:tur*'. 239 
 
 Ru^i'H Buildings, 27 
 
 Ru.sMoU, Sir William, 115 
 
 St. Holier, Lady, 140 
 
 St. Kevin at Glendalough. 41, 42 
 
 SaliHbury, Marquis of, Primo 
 
 Minist^^r, iii.smarfk's ostoem for, 
 
 105. 106. 108, 109 
 Samoa, 291 et H<»q. 
 Sand.rwjn. I>jrd, 128, 333 
 Saniiomiya, Barorn-Ks, 337. 339 
 Kavaii, Samoan Island, 292 
 Schwarzonborg, Prince, 215, 216 
 Hrolt, I»rd and Lady (;iiarles, 285 
 SfliersUirpfl, (>)unt. 114 
 8or;oj«««>, liajah of Tanjoro, 170, 
 
 171 
 SivAJoo, Prinoeu at Tanjore, 171 
 
 Shaft«sbury, Earl of, dictum on his 
 generation, 369 
 
 Shaw-Stewart, Sir Hujili, 57 
 
 Shaw-Stewart, Sir Michael and 
 Lady Octavia, n^e Urosvonor, 16. 
 38. 57 
 
 Shintoism, 339, 340 
 
 Shiva Pra-^had, Rajah. 185-187 
 
 Simele, Henrv, Samoan Chief, 298. 
 302 
 
 Slatin Pasha, liis escafx> from Om- 
 durman, 359 
 
 Sm>Tna, 2.30, 231 
 
 Somcrton School, 67 
 
 Southampton, Lady. I.,*\dv-in- 
 Waiting, 213 
 
 Spake and Grant, their meeting 
 with Sir S. Baker, 148 
 
 Spezia. 28, 29 
 
 Spring Rice, Sir Cecil, 336 
 
 Stal bridge. Lord, 34 
 
 Stanley, Sir Henry. Explorer, 218 
 
 Stephen. Sir Alfred, Lieutenant- 
 Governor, N.S.W., 255 
 
 Stevenson, R. L.. 25, 294, 295; 
 visit to rebel camp with, 297 
 303 ; chief author of An Object 
 of Pity, 313-316 
 
 Stevenson, Mrs. R. L., 294, 315, 316 
 
 Stewart, F.M. Sir Donald, 374 
 
 Strathnairn, F.M. Lord, 77 
 
 Strong, Mrs., 298, 300, 302. 315 
 
 Suleem Sheikh and his infant son, 
 193, 194 
 
 Sutherland, discoverer of Suther- 
 land Falls, N.Z., 270 
 
 Suttor, Sir Frank, 255 
 
 Switzerland, I'XjK'dition to, with 
 children, 94 
 
 Sydney, arrival at, 248 
 
 Syon House, 61 
 
 Tallx>t, Dame Meriel, O.B.E., 381 
 Tamaseso, Samoan Chief, 292, 304 
 
 306 
 Tanjore. 170 
 
 Theotoki. (Jreek Minister, 131 133 
 Timor, island of. 327-329 
 Toowoomba, Qu'-i-nsland, 324 
 Tricoupi, Greek Prime MinisU'r. 
 
 130. I.U 
 Tricoupi, .Miss, 1.30. 131. I.{:t. IS4 
 Trafalgar -eaiiwrt, 29 
 Travaneore, Maharajah anrl KanecM 
 
 of, 169, 170 
 Tontja. iHlatidx ..f. 2H7 291 
 Tubb. Mr. and Mn*.. 74 
 Tughlakaltud and it44 ruient, 191, 192
 
 392 
 
 INDEX 
 
 Tiimut, N.S.W., reception at, 268 
 Turner, Mr., Collector of Madura, 
 
 172 
 Tutuila, Samoan Island, 291, 292 
 Tweedmouth, Fanny, Lady, 381 
 Tyler, Sir John, of Agra, 192, 194 
 
 U 
 
 Ulwar, 196 
 
 Upton House, 56 
 
 Upolu, chief Samoan island, 292 
 
 Vailima, R. L. Stevenson's home, 
 315 
 
 Valentia, Viscount and Viscountess, 
 72, 73 
 
 Vancouver, arrival at, 346, 347 
 
 Vetyk Ahmed Pasha, his reminis- 
 cences, 234 
 
 Victoria, H.M. Queen, at Stone- 
 leigh Abbey, 12, 13 ; anecdote of 
 her childhood, 13, 14 ; in Ireland, 
 50 ; devotion to Prince Consort's 
 memory, 39 ; first Jubilee, 110- 
 113, 120, 121 ; reverence for in 
 India, 179, 201-203 ; receives 
 Lord and Lady Jersey at Windsor. 
 212, 213; Diamond Jubilee, 372- 
 374 ; her death, 379, 380 
 
 Victoria League fovmded, 380-382 
 
 Villiers, Hon. Arthur, birth, 82 
 
 Villiers, Lady Beatrice, 82 ; in 
 Italy, 373 ; in India, 376, 377 ; 
 marries Lord Dunsany, 383 
 
 Villiers, Lady Clementina, 67, 68, 
 79 
 
 Villiers, Lady Margaret, 77, 98 ; 
 in Switzerland and Italy, 94, 95 ; 
 in Tonga and in Samoa, 287, 291. 
 298, 299 ; leaves Australia with 
 parents, 324 : at Hong-Kong, 330; 
 at Canton, 333 ; in Japan, 337. 
 338, 343 ; in London, 355 ; in 
 Egypt, 356 ; marries Hon. Walter 
 Rice, 374 
 
 Villiers, Lady Mary, 82, 97, 356 ; 
 marries Earl of Longford, 374 
 
 Villiers, Hon. Reginald, 127 
 
 Villiers, Viscount (now 8th Earl of 
 Jersey), birth, 68, 69 ; at Castle- 
 moimt School, Dover, 82 ; story 
 written for by Tom Hughes, 89- 
 91 ; in Switzerland, at Biarritz 
 and in Italy, 94, 95; in India 
 and Greece, 184-209 ; wins Junior 
 Oppidan Scholarship at Eton, 
 
 214 
 
 remains in England when 
 
 family go to Australia, 245 ; re- 
 joins Lady Jersey at Apia, his 
 experience with American re- 
 porter, 316 ; marriage with Lady 
 Cynthia Needham, 383 
 
 Vincent, Sir Edgar, afterwards 
 Lord d'Abernon, at Constanti- 
 nople, p. 232 ; on the Orient 
 Express, 235-237 
 
 Viti, Samoan lady, her dress, 304- 
 305 
 
 W 
 
 Wady Haifa, 361, 362 
 Wakatipu Lake, 272 
 Wallace, Mrs., housekeeper, 10, 11 
 Wallace, Sir Donald Mackenzie, 182 
 "\5Jfttters, Mr., Acting Consul at 
 
 Canton, 332, 333 
 Whakarewarewa hot springs, 273 
 Wenlock, Elizabeth, Lady, nee 
 
 Grosvenor, 31, 56 
 Wellington, Arthur, Duke of, 3 
 Wellington in New Zealand, 273 
 Westfahlen, Count, 216 
 Westminster, Constance, Duchess 
 
 of, 92 
 Westminster, 1st Duke of, 33 
 Westminster, Marchioness of, 19, 33 
 Westminster, Marquis of, 5, 32, 33 
 White, Miss, lady doctor at Hy- 
 derabad, 161 
 White, Sir William and Lady, 233, 
 
 234 
 William I, Emperor, 101, 102 ; his 
 
 picture in Tonga, 288 
 William, Prince, afterwards William 
 
 II, 26, 27, 104 
 Willes, Mr. and Mrs. Charles, their 
 
 New Year's Party, 54-56 
 Wister, Owen, American author, 53 
 Wolmer, Lord and Lady, after- 
 wards Earl and Countess of 
 Selborne, 114 
 Wolseley, F.M. Viscount, 115, 118 
 WombM-ell, George, death of, 172 
 Wombwell, Lady Julia, 63 
 
 Xavier, St. Francis, in Japan, 341 
 
 Y 
 
 Yandall, Samoan interpreter. 313 
 Yarrangobilly Caves, 266-268 
 Yokohama, 346 
 
 Zante, island of, 139, 140
 
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