1 / THE LIBRARY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA LOS ANGELES f^-T f ^v :,4 '1 7 *^ ^■.: 7 flfc-« (?jK..i-i One wild spring — and as the 'Baron, Panting, almost gains the shore, In the lake the Knight and Bertha Plunge and sink, and rise no more ! Only through the heaving water Gleams the maiden's golden hair. And comes up that voice so courteous He had heard — he knows it— there : " Noble father-ui-law, forgive us ! Bertha with her Fish nuist go ; Pie will strive to make her happy To our coral palace, ho ! THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. A FREE VERSION FROM THE GERMAN OF MUSAUS BY Author of "Wonder-Castle." WiTH iLLUSTRATJONS. THO:\IAS NELSON AND 80NS, LONDON, EDINBUJtGH, AND M-W V(t);K. MDCOCI.Xl. TfT THE THREE SOXS-L\-LAW. FART I BARON of old Kept a sumptuous table, Had deer-hounds in kennels And steeds in the stable : He'd a wife, and three daughters For beauty renowned, Who in marriage were sought By the whole country round. But with racing, and feasting, And saying and doing. This foolish old Baron Went quickly to ruin ; All his castles were pawned Save an old one, that stood Perched high on a rock At the edge of a wood. A lake \af below it, With dark, sullen waters. Oh ! how the poor Baroness Wept with her daughters, When the Baron declared They no servants could keep, But must learn to be drudges, — To cook and to sweep. No wonder, poor things ! They're in such consternation ; They all had received A polite education, — Learnt geography, drawing, Tlie harp, and astronomy — But had not a notion Of household economy. There was no Monsieur Soyer To teach soup and stew ; So boiling potatoes Was all thev could do. The l^aron grew cross With the bad daily dinner, And the whole noble family Thinner and thinner. 718692 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 2. (( a " My dear," the Baron said at last, I cannot stand this daily fast ; Let's have some meat — 'twill do quite well Just hroche^ love, au natureiy Have meat, indeed!" the lady cried; We've sought a butcher far and wide; Perhaps — if it must come to that — You'll try his trade, and kill the cat!" (That animal had not, you'll say, Been slaughtered on the wedding-day.) The Baron mildly took the huff. Sweetened it with a pinch of snuff, His gun across his shoulder slung. And tow'rd the forest strode along. Thinking, to mend his dismal lot, He'd kill provision for the pot. It was a strange, uncanny place, As you may see by the Baron's face. He ne'er before had ventured in it. And looked behind him every minute. Looking behind is just the way To miss ce qui vous sante au nez. So chanced it, when a huge Bear met him. That ere 'twere shot, it might have ate him, But wisely did refrain — to glory Of Bears, and progress of my story. A savage growl the Baron heard — He turned, and at the monster stared. THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. While fumUing faintly at tlie trigger, He thought the Bear kept growing bigger. It showed its teeth — oh, hideous grinner ! And said, " To-day you'll make my dinner!" The Baron dared not say he went With just the opposite intent — No time for joking this — so he Went down quite humbly on one knee, And begged with all his might and main Sir Bear would let him go again. " On one condition," growled the foe : " I wed your eldest daughter." — " No!'' — " Oh, well, whichever you prefer : To dinner, then." — " One moment, sir!" — " Bears love few words : resign your life, Or give me Isabel to wufe." The Baron hemmed, and half agreed, But for delay still sought to plead. " Her portion, sir, must first be told :" — " Take," Bruin said, " this bar of gold : Go home, the tale to none confide, And soon I'll come to claim my bride." The glittering pledge the Baron took, But on it was ashamed to look ; So dug a hole, and in it buried His guilty prize; then homeward hurried. 3. Brightly gleams the early sunshine On the grass-grown castle wall ; THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. Snap-dragons, arrayed in gtrimson, Stand like warders stiflf and tall. Gaudy jQowers ! careless guardians ! why gave ye do alarm When a maiden passed you, bearing Snow-white linen on her arm ? Isabel went forth so lightly, — Quickly would her task be done ; 'Just beyond the castle shadow ' Spread the garments in the sun ; 'Home again, to light the fire, ' Gathering brushwood by the way : ' So she fancies, little knowing What should else befall to-day. Ah ! we know, or think we know it, — Maiden ! shun the forest side ! For among the dusky pine-trees Doth a monster bridegroom hide. Through the rustling branches springing, Forth he comes — but, clearly seen, Tis no Bear of savage aspect. But a kniofht of noble mien ! "&' Quick as thought he swung the lady On his massive saddle-bow ; From her powerless arm the linen Backward flew like drifting snow. In the forest's deep recesses Vanish soon the fleeting pair ; THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. Only fainter, ever fainter, Their wild gallop smites the air. On the walls still stand the flowers. But the maiden comes no more : Mother weeps, and sisters wonder, All at length her loss deplore. Very guilty felt the Baron, But the tale to none he told ; — ■ Stole alone into the forest And dug up the bar of gold. The worth of this metal I cannot relate, But it soon was apparent In jewels and plate, In castles recovered And splendour returning, Through this ill-omened wealth Of the old Baron's earning. Yet with all the fine fortune Of son-in-law Bruin, He brought his poor family Once more to ruin. Again they must seek The old castle that stood Perched high on the crag At the edge of a wood. Alas ! the good ladies. With all their gay doing, Had learnt nought of cooking. Or baking, or brewing ; And the Baron, returned To potatoes and water, Found time to be grieved When he thought of his daughter,, THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 5. The autumn days were dark and sad : " What entertainment could be had?" My lord would sigh. The forest grim Was now detested ground to him ; — If he but looked that way, a qualm Would seize his soul, as if the form Of hapless Isabel he saw Clutched in a Bear's relentless paw ; Nor dared he seek her fate to scan, — *' What's done is done — help it who can ! " Thus would he salve his conscience o'er. But on the forest's side 'twas sore. Well, some diversion he must try : Fine birds were often seen to fly About the crags — and he would climb, And take his gun, with heed this time (Thus dear experience warned his mind) To look before^ and not heJiind. It never struck him, strange to say, That birds might come a different way ; So nothing overhead he saw. Till pinned beneath an Eagle's claw ! He could not move a limb, nor speak, For terror of the creature's beak. That snapped out sharply, bit by bit. Two horrid syllables : " Just fit!''' He felt it vain to ask, j/or what ^ But, faintly struggling with his lot, THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. Gasped out at length, — " Oh, spare my life!' " Wilt give me Adelaide to wife?" The answer made was " No," of course, But this time it was very hoarse, For he already felt with awe This was a second son-in-law ; Indeed the bargain soon was made, — A golden egg the dower purveyed. The talons then release their prey. The gasping Baron limps away. While winds behind the shrill words carry, " To fetch my bride I sliall not tarry." 6. From the high crag downward sweeping Bitter blew the icy North ; Yet in spite of wind and weather Must fair Adelaide go forth To the tree with apples laden. Lest the sudden tempest shake All the fruit in golden showers Rushing headlong to the lake. Gathering, catching, and pursuing. She had piled a goodly store, When a blast swept from the upland Far more furious than before. Round the trunk a soft arm throwing Little used to rough embrace, THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. Locks and garments wildly streaming, Scarce the maiden held her place. Hark ! is all that rising clamour But the tempest's gathering force ? Mingles not a clash of armour And the tramping of a horse ? Yes ; the maid, her faint arm drooping, Feels a stronger round her press' d — Turns, and sees a knight beside her. Eagle's feathers on his crest. Few the words he spent in wooing. Yet they must have pleased her ear, For anon she mounts before him More in wonder than in fear. Soon they miss her from the castle, Call aloud, " Where has she strayed?" But the echoes only mock them, Giving back their " Adelaide!" Day by day, her hopes decaying, Wept the Baroness and pined : Something like a faint suspicion Stole at times across her mind. That her spouse could tell the story, — But 'twas vain a word to beg ; And the Baron, too well knowing. Went to liatch the golden Qgg. THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 7. How shall I describe, Or to figures reduce, The fine brood of dollars This egg did produce ? From the Baron's big pocket They flew out apace. As in splendour at Court He again took his place. But with all the gay doings, The feasting and play. This fine brood of dollars At length died away ; So back, once again. To the castle that stood Perched high on the crag At the edge of a wood. The Baron, you see, Now possessed but one daughter, But she was a gem Of the very first water, — The sweet Lady Bertha, So lovely and clever. So full of perfections, Her equal was never. Brought up, like her sisters, To dress and to dance, She had heeded the warninsrs Of early miscliance, And in arts of tlie kitchen So skilful had grown. She could make turtle-soup Of an old mutton-bone ! Thus greatly she mended The castle's bad cheor. And sought to bring comfort To all she came near ; Yet sometimes upon her A sadness would steal, Whose cause (though a secret) To you I'll reveal. 8. In the Baron's days of splendour Had a tournament been held, Whither flocked each knight and noble Tliat in deeds of arms excell'd. B 10 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. Many bore themselves right bravely, Proud of feats by Bertha seen, "Who, as Queen of Love and Beauty, Sat embowered in garlands green. Quick as light, from foe to foeman. Round the lists her eye had flown, When some fancy rapt its vision. Fastening it on one alone : He, a knight of noble stature. All adorned in shining scales, Challenges each earlier victor. And in every course prevails. All unhorsed around him lying. Still erect he sits his steed. Bends not till he bends before her. Led to claim the victor's meed. She, with drooping eyes, and blushes That to veil them quickly rise, Binds the scarf across his shoulder. By her wrought, — the tourney's prize. Througli the circle of beholders Whispers ran, " Wlio can he be?" None could tell — and lo ! he vanish'd Ere had ceased the revelry. Never more the maiden saw him — Now the world is left behind, *' Ah ! " she sighs, " in this lone dwelling: How should he poor Bertha find ? " 07 All unhorsed arDuud him lying, Still erect he sits his steed, Bends not till he bends before her. Led to claim the victor's meed. She, with drooping eyes, and blushes That to veil them quickly rise. Binds the scarf across his shoulder, By her wrought, — the toui-ney's i^rize. Page 10. >^ iJ THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. a 9. A CRAG above, a wood beside, Where haunting phantoms shriek and glide — One, too, from which he's never free, The constant phantom of Ennui — What could our Baron do, but take His way for pastime tow'rd the lake ? By guilt as yet unstained, its waters Reflect no image of lost daughters ; And he his rod and line may bring On cloudy days, and try a fling — Perhaps catch something : he would like To raise a trout, or strike a pike. For Bertha's learnt from her great-aunt The true receipt for sauce piquante. He set to work, and strained his eyes To fabricate some curious flies : A lock of Bertha's golden hair Supplied material fine and rare. So on a nice, cool, shady day He took the lake's descending way, Armed at all points, and never bolder, With fishing-rod across his shoulder. Likewise with purpose — need you ask it? Slung on his arm, a good large basket. The flies were bright, the hooks were sharp — He soon had caught some pretty carp, That would on table make a figure ; But hankering still for something bigger, 12 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. , I He threw again — at once the bait Was seized, and at a furious rate As if propelled by ten-fish-power It dragged him after for an hour Through bush and brier and water-course Still dragging onward in full force ! At last it brought him where a rock Opposed a mighty stumbling-block, Which, rising sheer ftill twenty feet, To scale were Alpenjdger's feat. The Baron's wearied limbs incline To quit the chase and snap the line : Lo ! when he ceases to pursue. The Fish most civilly stops too, Rears his huge head above the wave, And says, " Fair sir, your ear I crave." The act good breeding did betoken, The words, too, were so blandly spoken, " Ah!" quoth our hero (now clear-sighted), " I must profess myself delighted Some polished animals to find, Superior to their greedy kind : For all that yet have chanced to meet me ('Twill shock your feelings) wished to eat me ! I'm happy, sir, a Fish to see. Governed by purest courtesy!" — " Hem !" said the Fish, " I would not boast — You reckon, sir, without your host. True, of rash dealings I'm no lover, So we'll just talk the matter over." II 1 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 13 It waved the Baron to a stone, And then went on in friendliest tone : *' Transparent as our ek-inent, We Fish speak clearly our intent Since the first baby minnow tried Its fins against a streamlet's tide. I vow, by that delicious fly That hooked into my heart doth lie, I love more dearly than my life Your Bertha, whom I seek for wife. Ask you her dowry? be it told, Fishes have nought to do with gold ; But see, of pearls a plenteous store — They'll make you wealthier than before. Yet, should you my proposals slight, Know, I've a fishy appetite. Consent — I hope I've made it clear ; Or else — just look — you go down here!' It gaped, and showed a cavern wide As the poor Baron's mightiest stride ! He felt for pistols at his girdle. But only felt his life-blood curdle. Exhausted by the headlong chase, He could not muster heart of grace For aught in meaning, w^ord or deed, Than two faint syllables — " Agreed ! " The Fish gave one great jump for joy — " Hurrah ! dear father-in-law, good-bye, I'll get my coral palace ready For my sweet bride; — but, sir, be steady: THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. If you consume my pearls too fast, Beware ! — this fortune is your last ! 'Twould grieve me to my very tail To see my Bertha's sire in jail. Success, then, to our new relation And mutual accommodation ! " Then bowing gravely, down it dived — The Baron sank, of sense deprived. Rising to consciousness again, Our hero rubbed his eyes, and fain Would think the whole affair a dream, So strange the Fish's part did seem ; But, ah ! beside, in bright array, The dowered pearls by hundreds lay ! He sobbed — " My last, my precious child ! No, never be my hands defiled With thy base price ! " but as he said it With energy much to his credit. And moved to thrust the pearls away, Somehow his hands did not obey. But in the basket packed them up All safe and sound, and on the top The carp in careful order laid, That what's beneath be not betray'd.— The whole, with rushes covered o'er, Passed, unobserved, the castle door. THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 15 10. Unobserved the basket entered, But the morning went not by Ere our active Bertha, passing, Cast on it a housewife's eye. Through the green the bright carp ghttered — " Ah ! " she thought, " papa's forgot To desire I'd dress for dinner These nice fish that he has caught." When she lifts them up — wonder ! "Mother! mother!" quick slie cries, " See these pearls ! — a kingly treasure ! Whence can come this beauteous prize?" But the Baroness regards them With a spirit prone to fears : " Would, oh, would we ne'er had seen them ! — Pearls, my child, betoken tears ! Comes, alas ! another sorrow On our doomed, our wretched house?" — "Mother! why this sad foreboding? Let me brighter fancies rouse ! What if, 'mid our wealthy kindred, Some one sends us this relief? For the pearls would bring a fortune, And, I'm sure, papa's no thief! " Thus they talk, but still feel curious. And the Baron briskly ply. 16 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. (( Woman-like, with daily questions, Till he's forced to some reply. He, poor coward, shrank from telling All the truth — so only said, 'Tis a noble bridegroom's present, Who our Bertha seeks to wed." Somewhat comforted, the lady Aids her husband to devise Best disposal of the treasure ; While sweet Bertha's fancy flies Straight — I know not why or wherefore- AVondering whom the Baron meant : Could the bridegroom be that stranger, Victor in the tournament? 11. Now thinks the shrewd Baron, " Why not set about Our escape from this place Ere the Fish find it out? Why, weeks have gone by And he never has come : Who knows, or who cares for him ? /don't — a crumb ! " So he sat down and wrote To his agents in town To turn the Fish-dower Into hard money down, Redeem his lost castles. Refurnish with taste, — Prepare his reception. In short, in all haste. A trousseau^ besides. Was for Bertha ordained ; For the talk of a bridegroom Must still be maintained, 1 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 17 And he felt very sure He'd not have f\ir to seek — • She had suitors in plenty, Too modest to speaV Three rows for her necklace Of pearls he reserved, And her mother surveyed them With courage new-nerved. The Baron declared He'd give up evil courses — So all was in readiness, Coaches and horses. Then chuckled my lord At so cleverly cheating : " Aha ! Mr. Fish ! Talk of wedding or eating ! " A new dawn of hope On the family shone — Glad thoughts have the parents, And Bertha — her own. 12. On the morning of departure Cheerily the house was stirred, When, the packing almost ended, . At the door a knock was heard. Prompt the Baron went to open — Such a sound was rare indeed — Startled, found a youth most courtly, Bidino: on a milk-white steed. Quoth the guest, " My lord, your pardon If my visit be ill-timed, But my horse is somewhat weary With the mountain path he's climbed, Will it please you let me enter And enjoy an hour's rest? Then at leisure I'll discover Hopes that fill my ardent breast." 18 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. " Ha! " the Baron tliouglit, " a suitor! Well, lie comes most apropos, Only I could wish he'd waited Till we were more fit to show." Turning to the guest : " Delighted With this visit sans facon : I, dear sir, make no excuses. For I hold them mauvais ton. Here, you see, we are quite rustic — This is but a shooting box, Where the picturesque we study, Very snug among the rocks : Just down there we've famous fishing ; Had we not been going to-day. To the lake and all our lions I'd have gladly shown the way. Well ! you take us as you find us ; — Here's a chair, sir, pray sit down : All my servants are gone forward To prepare my house in town. Hope you will come there and see us, And we'll give you better cheer." Courteous bowed the guest, but answered, Business would detain him here. Then in form he made proposals : Long had he fair Bertha loved : Eagerly the Baron listened, Most paternally approved. THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 19 " Might I speak, sir, with the lady?''— " Certainly ! Come, Bertha dear !" Wondering, down the maiden hurries — " What strange novelty is here?" Shyly at the gnest she glances — Then a sudden crimson glows On her cheeks ; and as a sunbeam Down a streamlet wavering goes. Half she lingers, half advances. Striving her deh'ght to hide ; For she knows the tourney's victor By her scarf about him tied. But he springs to her, and whispers. Locks her yielding hand in his ; While the anxious mother, enterins". Scans her dear child's destinies. Something from the scarf she guesses, More from Bertha's glowing fiice. " Yours the pearls?" — " Ay, honoured lady !" — And he bends with courtly scrace. Much affected stands the Baron, And his moistened eyes doth wipe ; 'Tis a sweet domestic tableau, Fit for a daguerreotype. " Well ! " his lordship says, " I'm happy — All is settled, I suppose — Will our son-in-law partake of Some refreshment ere he goes?" THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. Somewhat nervously he said it, Doubtful of the larder's state, But the guest's fine tact relieves hlm^ " Nay, no trouble I entreat ; I've detained you long already — All I wish, my thirst to slake, Is a draught of cool fresh water Drawn from that romantic lake." " Certainly ! Go fetch it. Bertha ! Yet — the way is rather steep — If, dear sir, you would go with her "— (For a sudden dread doth creep On the Baron's mind:) " Most gladly 1" Says the guest with gallant air, To his bride a hand presenting, Down the path they disappear. Anxious, yet afraid to follow. Goes the Baron to a rock That o'erhangs the dark blue waters Of that evil-omened loch. Lo ! a sudden stream beside him Rushes down in rapid course From the courtyard of the castle Where the stranger left his horse. Plunging as in wildest gallop. Tossing up a watery mane. Still the torrent to his fancy A strange likeness doth retain THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 21 To that vanished milk-white courser ! " Magic this !" — at furious pace He pursues ; but gouty Baron Ne'er of torrent won a race. Far below the Knight is standing Pressing Bertha to his breast. As the goblin fiend approaches, Lo ! he leaps upon its crest : One wild spring — and as the Baron, Panting, almost gains the shore, In the lake the Knight and Bertha Plunge and sink, and rise no more ! Only through the heaving water Gleams the maiden's golden hair, And comes up that voice so courteous He had heard — he knows it — there : " Noble father-in-law, forgive us ! Bertha with her Fish must go ; He will strive to make her happy — To our coral palace, ho ! 22 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. P j^RT II. 1. '^OME fifteen years have passed away la Since the first period of our lay, And tokens grave we find, In grizzled beard and blanched tress Of Baron and of Baroness, — Fell age and troubled mind. The mother ne'er had ceased to crave For tidings of her daughters' fate ; But hope had ebbed out wave by wave, And left her desolate. The Baron too is sobered much, For threefold loss his heart did touch : At last with deep remorse, A sadder and a wiser man. He with the pearly wealth began To lead an honest course. To his sad wife he frankly told His errors ; and the stricken pair In poverty of childless gold Add weary year to year. Yet, brightening on them as they sped. Gleamed out a little sunny head ; 1 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 23 And pattering infant feet Played with the pavement of those halls, And laughter won from solemn walls Responses strange and sweet. 'Twas a new blessing come to soothe The parents' heart with anguish torn, When, lost the children of their youth, A son to them was born. Young Roland's infancy was nursed With wondrous legends, oft rehearsed, Mixed with mysterious sighs. Fair sisters, whom he never knew, Serene in pictured likeness, grew Familiar to his eyes. The stately Isabel was there; And pensive, dark-eyed Adelaide ; And Bertha, with the golden hair. That down her shoulders strayed. Often it chanced, wdien tired of play, Tow^ard the closing of the day. When winter lights grew pale. His pretty head would Roland rest Upon his mother's tender breast, And beg of her the tale. At first he heard in wonder glad ; Then to his opening mind there crept A dreamy sense of something sad ; At last with her he wept. 24 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. A passion seized beyond control The vigour of liis boyisli soul, And soon in new alarm The lady found her darling's mind Fixed on adventure rash and blind, Far from her circling arm. Beyond his years in ardour ripe. His youth would Roland dedicate Dishonour from their house to wipe And learn his sisters' fate. Oh ! how the mother wished unsaid The words that had with longings fed That heart too sensitive I She put the fatal pictures by, With aught that could through ear or eye Keep his resolve alive. Her hope outworn, she feared to stake The one sure prize on doubtful gain ; And every art she tried to shake His purpose — but in vain. The Baron somewhat held aloof, Though glorying in young Roland's proof Of spirit bold and high. He truly felt his own disgrace When looking on that earnest face. That bright, unflinching eye. And Roland, though the wife had sought To veil her husband's guilty part, THE THREE SOXS-IN-LAW. 25 Yet from tlie tale some hint had caught That smote him to the heart. He asked no more ; but each caress Reserving for the Baroness, Grew more and more lier own. Grievous for him had been the choice To go or stay, but that a voice, With solenm, changeless tone, Still urged him forth, by day and night. A mute consent at leni'-th he won — Upon the morrow he was gone, And with him all delight. 2. With haste our Roland journeyed on to where the castle stood, Well noted in our story, with crag, and lake, and wood : ]\Iore dreary yet its aspect than in those former times ; For since that last adventure no foot the pathway climbs, — No human face has looked upon its likeness in the water Since the great Fish eloped with the Baron's youngest daughter. The snap-dragons are watching still upon the castle wall, Though nought of joy or danger doth in their sight befall. " snap-dragons!" cried Roland, " you gape but will not speak ; Can ye not tell me where, I my sister dear should seek?" They could not speak, in truth, but their crimson heads they nodded Towards the forest's depths, whither Roland bravely plodded. 26 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 'Twas through a tangled thicket of brier and prickly pear, Set by the Baron as a screen between him and the Bear ; So Roland, boldly marching that brother-in-law to meet, Must hew and hack around him with sword expert and fleet. At length a way was cleared, and he cheerfully pressed on. And sought and sought in vain till the sinking of the sun ; Then mixed with infant growlings he heard a woman's tone, — " 'Tis late, my precious darlings ; come in and gnaw your bone!" Advanced a step, the entrance of a dark cave he saw, Where sat a beauteous lady, holding by the paw A tiny baby Bear, while among the trees there played A herd of little Bruins, and savage laughter made. He needed but a look, for the likeness he knew well Of the stately pictured damsel, his sister Isabel. Quick through the rustling branches he sprang to her embrace, Ere she perceived his coming or clearly saw his face. " What human form is this?" she in trepidation cries, " That dares approach this spot and the savage Bear defies ? Release me, rash young stranger ! for I am Bruin's wife. And should he find you here, you would pa}'' it with your life." " hear me, dearest sister!" — " Sister! what can this be? I never had a brother, and the rest are lost to me." — " Indeed I am the Baron's son, but born in later years To a bereaved father amid a mother's tears." Long, long she gazed upon him, and the likeness now confessing, Fell on his neck in rapture, of love, and joy, and blessing. A tiny baby Bear, while among the trees there played A herd of little Bruins, and savage laughter niaile. He needed but a look, for the likeness he knew well Of the stately pictured damsel, his sister Isabel. Quick through tlie rustUng branches he sprang to her emtirace, Ere she perceived his coming or clearly saw his face. " What human form is this ]" she in trepidation cries, " That dares approach this spot and the savage Bear defies I Release me, rash young stranger ! fur 1 am Bruiu's wife, And siiould he linJ you here, you would pay it witli your life." Page 26, ^^"^ % ^;^ THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 27 " happy (lay ! the first I have known tliis many a year ; Though I've a loving husband — when lie Is not a Bear. By birth he is a noble Prince, enchanted in tliis shape ; Whence he one day in seven enjoys a brief escape. Our children, too, are Bearlings for six days in the week ; — All, for no fault, condemned through a wicked Fairy's freak." But now, her cares returning, "Fly hence, dear boy!" she cries, " I cannot keep you safe from my Bear's observant eyes ; He'll soon come home — beware ! if he's met bad luck to-day Whatever comes to hand — or mouth — will fall a certain prey!" But Roland wouldn't leave her, so she sought how best to hiile liim Beneath a heap of leaves, with the infxnt Bear beside him. " This is my darling baby ; — if you could only see His sweet blue eyes and dimples, when from the spell he's free ! However, he^s quite harmless as yet on common days. The elder boys, I grieve to say, are learning bearish ways ; They idll bite one another — although I make a rule To put them in the corner, as they did us at school. Take care of Shag and Roughead ; you must not go too near When they are wild with play — you might get an ugly tear : They are such fine young fellows ! so full of health and fun ! And when I'm by to mind them, they won't Inirt any one. My girls are slow at work — stick their thimbles on their thumbs : Poor dears ! they learn but once a-week — no wonder — hush! he comes!'' Then patting down the leaves, she a lullaby began : " Sleep sound, sleep sound, my baby, thy father is a man ; 28 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. The day after to-morrow my darling boy will wake Without this horrid fur all about his pretty neck ; I'll dress him out so finely, my babe of royal race — Well, love ! you're come back early ; how fared you in the chase ? " " Poor sport! " the Bear replied; " only two or three lean sheep." — " Shall I dress them, love, to-morrow ? or will they longer keep ? " — "Ahem! there's only one left — my appetite was strong: Here, take it to your mother, young cubs, and get along 1 " The Bearlings hung about it with greedy eye and paw : " Now children, do not touch," cries mamma : " I never saw Such manners in my life ; but I never lived with Bears, Or guessed 'twould be my weary task to manage their affairs, Well, well, it can't be helped — oh ! my love, what are you doing ? Pray don't go near that couch of leaves, — you'll wake poor little Bruin. He's caught a nasty cold in his darling little throat, So I only washed his snout and paws and combed his curly ccat, And made a nice soft couch where he quietly can lie, Because those brothers tease him (pet!) whenever they are by." — " Well," said the Bear, " I'll only look — but what is it that shakes Those leaves above so queerly ? " (For even Roland quakes). " Dear husband ! you are drowsy, and cannot see quite plain ; I'm sleepy too — so come, love, into the cave again." He yields ; — soon from the bed-room is heard a mighty snore, And Roland breathes again, for to-night the danger's o'er. With dawn the Bear goes hunting ; the day is passed in peace, " And on the next," said Isabel, " the cruel charm will cease." THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 29 3. Early on the expected morning, By the couch where Roland lies, Stands a man of noble aspect, Kindness beaming from his eyes. " Wake, good brother! time is precious — I'm rejoiced to see you here, Proud of making your acquaintance, Though but for a day, I fear. Ha! 'tis thus my wife has hid you!— What, a capital device ! How I wish I could forget it When possessed with bearish vice ! On my honour I assure you Nothing gives me greater pain Than to know my natural temper Must be brutalized again. 'Tis, 1 fear, a grievous trial For my poor dear Isabel : How, sir, do you find she bears it? Ho you think her pretty well ? Then, our children's education — How to make them wise and meek, Overpowers an anxious father Who's himself but once a-week. Still they're not amiss, the darlings — Won't you come and see them all ? " 30 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. Happy Isabel sits smiling 'Mid her offspring great and small. That uncouth young baby Bruin Sweetly In her lap now lies Looking in her face, and cooing With a human mouth and eyes. All the rest were saying their letters — But imperfectly, 'tis true ; Some stuck fast in F's and H's, None could get past W. " Come, my dears ! I'm sure you knew it ! "- " Mother ! 'tis so long ago ! " Then papa begged off the lessons, And she laughed, " 'Twas always so." " Just to day, to please our brother — They'll learn quicker by-and-by. Come ! let's see no troubled faces, But to breakfast merrily." In the shade of deep green chestnuts Neatly the repast was spread ; Bear and Bearllngs of to-morrow Ate with manners courtly-bred. Scarcely older than his nephews, SIgismund and Adelbart, (Shag and Roughead called on bear-days), Boland quickly won their heart, Told the wonders of the city. Country sports, and all he knew ; THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 31 And the little Bear-Princesses Brought tlieir work and listened too. So tlie day passed gaily over, But at night there fell a shade On the newly-found relations, And the Prince to Roland said, — " Grieved I am, sir, but the proverb Bids us ' speed the parting guest,' And another night securely In my care you could not rest. Take a general invitation For our weekly day of grace, — If you are content to rough it In this rugged dwelling-place. We shall hope next week to see you ; But meanwhile avoid me, pray ! — Couldn't answer what might happen Should you chance to cross my way. Roland thanks, but for the present Must discharge his other vows, — Seek the consort of the Eagle, Bertha and her fishy spouse. So with kisses from the nieces. Hugs from Sigey, alias Shag, Tears from Isabel and blessings. He departed t'ward the crag. 32 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. All tlirougli the silver moonllglit he climbed the steep ascent, And through the morrow's heat, till his strength was well-nigh spent. At length, as twilight fell, something shapely he espied Perched high in a crevice of the rugged mountain side, Like the nest of an Eagle, where sat a dark-eyed dame He knew to be his sister, Adelaide by name. " Adelaide, my sister!" he loudly then did call, And strove to climb the cliff, — but 'twas s eep as any wa'.l! Ingloriously downward he slid with both his legs, While she cried out, " Don't shake ! I shall crack my precious eggs ! My husband is an Eagle with cruel claws and beak — I warn you, come not hither ! " — " Yet only hear me speak ! " " Well, stay below a while, and your errand I will hear." Then Roland told the story, how he was her brother dear. With joy she would have thrown herself down to him from the nest. But care for her Eaglets the impulse wild repress'd ; So she only stretched her arms in the transport of her love, And showered endless kisses on Roland from above. " You must not venture nearer — the shades are falling fast — My husband will rush down like a sudden winter blast." — " sister! can't you hide me?" — " Alas! there is no place, Unless among the eggs I can make a little space. You'll find it rather warm, but 'twill keep you out of sight. And the darlings' hatching time is scarcely out to-night." /■ All through the silver moonlight he climbed the steep ascent, AtkI through the morrow's heat, tQl his strength was well-nigh spent. At length, as twilight fell, something sliapely he espied Perched high in a crevice of the nigged mountain side. Like the nest of an Eagle, where sat a dark-eyed damo lie knew to be his sister, Adelaide by name. Fcge 32. tS>^>- *ik THE THREE SOXS-IX-LAW. 33 Up tlien young Roland scrambled, and drawing in his legs, Crept 'mid his future nephews, — uninteresting eggs. O'er all her ample robes Lady Adelaide outspread, — 'Twas much like sleeping under a German feather-bed. Then by the smothered voice of the youth she heard related What had of late befallen their family ill-fated. " What ! Isabel a Bear's wife, that used to be so fine ? Well ! I declare her lot is a harder one than mine. There's something in an Eagle so noble, — though indeed He's apt to peck my hand in play until he makes it bleed. The worst is, that my children, as soon as they can fly. Begin to roam about the world, and bid mamma good-bye. The only consolation is hatching a new brood, — They're pets at first, and Isabel's, you say are all so rude ! " — " Oh, by-the-by!" cried Roland, " she sent word with her best love, Baby was such a darling, and cooed like any dove." — " Ah, well, I envy thaf^ mine make such a horrid screeching AVhen their papa comes home, — there's no help, with all my preaching. Bound by a cruel spell, he's Man only one week in seven : 'Tis but a slender morsel our dreary lot to leaven ; But when it comes, we're always as happy as the day, Forgetting all our cares, — how I wish that you could stay ! It is but three days off, and you'd like each other so ! And half the year, at least, you can't reach us for the snow." — " Dear sister, how the cold winds your tender limbs must pinch ! " — " Yes ; often in the winter I cannot move an inch ; 34 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. Sometimes I can't help crying, because I feel so chilly ; But Eagles don't mind cold, you know, and think it very silly. My husband, I must say, does his best to make it pleasant, Warm fleeces from the sheep's backs oft bringing as a present. Now hide yourself! he's coming! " she cried with anxious frown, — Whirr ! from the sky above them came the Eagle swooping down. He gave his wife a violent kiss, as If from Iron springs. The nest shook with the shock, and night fell with the massive wings. He hung there talking fearfully In nutmeg-grater tones, — Young Roland felt a shudder to the marrow of his bones* Yet this good Eagle's talk was on pure domestic topics, — He loved his wife and children with the ardour of the tropics ; And questions of their welfare jerking out without cessation, His beak seemed a perpetual note of interrogation. All night he hovered o'er the nest, watching and Inquiring As each young Eaglet broke Its shell : at length it grew quite tiring ; Especially to Roland, who, hatching all this while, Kept wishing his good brother-in-law up in the sky a mile. " Love, don't stay here," the wife said ; "you'll find it very dull : See ! there the sun Is rising so red and beautiful ; Do take a flight." — " What ! leave one dear Infant in its shell And all the other darlings about the nest pellmell ? " — Oh I how get rid of Eagles so full of tender feeling ? She tries another course, to the father's heart appealing : '" Pray, my love, have you lately fallen In with those dear creatures, Jettywing and Strongbeak ? (the most like you in features") ; THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 35 They've not been home for montlis." — " Ha! vilhiin tliat I am ! " Exclaimed the Eagle, pecking his own breast like a lamb, ' Neglecting my own children! I feel quite in a fuss — The last place where I saw them was the top of Caucasus. I'm desperately afraid — for they're but young, you see — Lest they should have got drowned in that awkward Caspian Sea, Carrying off some booty too heavy for their strength : Well, I'll be off, and scour all Russia breadth and length. Adieu, my love ! if only they're on some Eaglet freak In three days' time I'll bring them home to spend our happy week." Then — whirr ! and he flew upw^ard with a tremendous jerk. And soon was sailing over the Russian and the Turk. Gladly sprang up Roland too, though cramped about the leg. And Adelaide ceased sitting on that unhopeful egg. They fondled the small Eaglets, and watched them grow apace, Hoped for the others' safe return, and for the week of grace. Gladly rose the wife and brother When the welcome morning broke ; Freed from budding claws and feathers. Three fair babies smiling woke. " 'Tis," mamma said, " rather awkward Havnig one's whole brood in arms ; But my husband helps to nurse them. And looks out that nothing harms." 34 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. Sometimes I can't help crying, because I feel so chilly ; But Eagles don't mind cold, you know, and think it very silly. My husband, I must say, does his best to make it pleasant, Warm fleeces from the sheep's backs oft bringing as a present. Now hide yourself! he's coming! " she cried with anxious frown, — Whirr! from the sky above them came the Eagle swooping down. He gave his wife a violent kiss, as if from Iron springs, The nest shook with the shock, and night fell with the massive wings. He hung there talking fearfully in nutmeg-grater tones, — Young Roland felt a shudder to the marrow of his bones* Yet this good Eagle's talk was on pure domestic topics, — He loved his wife and children with the ardour of the tropics ; And questions of their welfare jerking out without cessation, His beak seemed a perpetual note of interrogation. All night he hovered o'er the nest, watching and inquiring As each young Eaglet broke its shell : at length it grew quite tiring ; Especially to Roland, who, hatching all this while, Kept wishing his good brother-in-law up in the sky a mile. " Love, don't stay here," the wife said ; "you'll find it very dull : See ! there the sun is rising so red and beautiful ; Do take a flight." — " What ! leave one dear infant in its shell And all the other darlings about the nest pellmell ? " — Oh ! how get rid of Eagles so full of tender feeling ? She tries another course, to the father's heart appealing : •" Pray, my love, have you lately fallen in with those dear creatures, Jettywing and Strongbeak ? (the most like you in features') ; THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 35 They've not been home for months." — " Ha! vilhiin tliat I am ! " Exclaimed the Eagle, peckhig his own breast like a lamb, ' Neglecting my own children ! I feel quite in a fuss — The last place where 1 saw them was the top of Caucasus. I'm desperately afraid — for they're but young, you see — Lest they should have got drowned in that awkward Caspian Sea, Carrying off some booty too heavy for their strength : Well, I'll be off, and scour all Paissia breadth and length. Adieu, my love ! if only they're on some Eaglet freak In three days' time I'll bring them home to spend our happy week." Then — whirr ! and he flew upward with a tremendous jerk, And soon was sailing over the Eussian and the Turk. Gladly sprang up Roland too, though cramped about tlie leg. And Adelaide ceased sitting on that unhopeful egg. They fondled the small Eaglets, and watched them grow apace, Hoped for the others' safe return, and for the week of grace. Gladly rose the wife and brother When the welcome morning broke ; Freed from budding claws and feathers, Three fair babies smiling woke. " 'Tis," mamma said, " rather awkward Havnig one's whole brood in arms ; But my husband helps to nurse them. And looks out that nothing liarms." 36 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. Still the Eagle-Prince appeared not — They were getting in a fright, \\\iQn slow toiling up the mountain Came his noble form in sight, With a slender son and daughter Fondly led in either hand — Weary, travel-stained, the wanderers Gain at length the wished-for strand. Pardon, love!" the Prince cries, panting; " We were hindered in our flight : When the transformation took us At the dawning of the light. We had still to cross two valleys, Charge two barricades of rock ; — Truly, what is play to Eagles Proves to Men a stumbling-block. 'Tis preposterous, I own it, Living up on Adlerfels ; But in Eagle-weeks, poor idiot ! I'm content with nothing else. Well, I've brought our truant children, Now I long our babes to see — Hope that last, that seemed untoward, Prospered like the other three." — " That poor egg^'' his wife says, laughing, " Has produced a fine young man ! " Roland to her side advances — " Read the riddle if you can." TUE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 37 Well, the tale is soon related, Hearty greetings intereliangeJ ; Adelaide then chides the young ones Who so wantonly have ranged. " Lost to me for months together — " " Dear mamma!" they fondly plead, " We carit help it when we're Eagles, But in weeks of grace, indeed, Always long to be beside you. Only — we can't find the way ; And it is such hard work climbing. As papa has learnt to-day." Strongbeak is a handsome fellow, — Nose a thought too aquiline ; But the Eagle eye redeems it — Now they call him Jeoline : Jettywing, a lovely maiden, (Jetta is her maiden name,) Somewhat wild at first, but growing Ere the week's end sweet and tame. Still came two or three stray children Dropping in, of various broods, — Rather strange to one another. Rash and flighty in their moods ; But they all with Uncle Roland Made a most harmonious wliole. And each felt, with sad foreboding, Eagle-time toward them roll. 38 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. Sobbed " farewells " from many voices Alternate with " Come again," And tbe Prince says, " My dear fellow, Thus to lose you gives me pain : All the good on earth I wish you, But I'm sure to do you harm When with beak and claws afflicted By the fatal Fairy's charm." Well, in showers of tears he left them, Kissing all the babies round. On his hat poor Jetta fondly One of her black tresses bound : *' 'Twill to-morrow be a feather, Waving high with graceful curl, To remind you of the giver, Sometimes bird and sometimes girl." 6. Come, let's away to the realm of the Fishes, Peep at their life in the water so clear ; Hark ! what a clatter of kettles and dishes ! — Some great festivity's going on here. Under light arches of coral and amber Mermaidens briskly and busily glide, With their broad tails neatly sweeping the chambers. Hands at the cooking-stove artfully plied — Glancing among them, in sovereign beauty, Quick as a sunbeam from kitchen to hall, THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW, 39 Bertha keeps every one close to her duty For tlie Fish-banquet tills day to befall. *' Finna, my good girl, what are yoii about ? Don't take your eyes Off that compote of flics — We must have delicate fare for the Trout. Tench, on the contrary, low-bred and coarse, Only want plenty of mud in their sauce. The Salmon, you know, is a sum})tuous liver. And now has returned from his trip up the river. Grown terribly thinner. So needs a good dinner ; — Mind that his worms are well stewed to a jelly ; They may be called in the carte 'vermicelli.' " — " What, ma'am, for the Pike? "— " Oh ! whatever you like, Only take care he is amply supplied, Lest a rude wish For the taste of raw fish Endanger the cousins that sit by his side." So dainty a savour With Fish must find favour As now up the chimney the cooking pots send ; When, oh ! fearful wonder. And startling as thunder, A pair of men's legs down that chimney descend ! In fright ran each IMermaid, There was such a stir made 40 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. Tliey all quite forgot about stirring tlieir stew, And would have run further, But prompt Lady Bertha Cried, " Back, girls ! for shame ! " and herself came to view. The legs had meanwhile by a body been followed, A handsome young head the whole animal crowned ; That just by the caldron escaped being swallowed, Now sits on the fender and gazes around. "0 sister!"— "0 brother! What news of our mother?" Then fly to each other's embrace with a bound. Each Mermaiden stands With uplifted hands. And the Tench's mud hechamelle falls to the ground. " Have I now found thee, my beautiful sister ? Fairest of all that my search has revealed ! " Roland exclaimed, as he tenderly kissed her, — " Shame on the monster that holds thee concealed ! Oh ! couldst thou gladden the heart of our mother, Sweetness restore to her life's bitter cup, Escape this dishonour — " " Dishonour, good brother ! " Indignant she cried, as she drew herself up ; *' I think you don't know who it is you're addressing, — The consort of Ufo, the mighty Fish King I In time you'll discover — 'tis past all expressing. What honour to you his alliance doth bring. 'Tis true that a cruel enchantment has blighted Six months in seven of Ufo's fair life ; Come, let's away to thn realm of the Fishes, Peep at their life in the water so clear ; Ilark ! what a clatter of kettles and dishes !- Some great festivity's going on here. 'Vi/ Under light arches of coral and amber Mermaidens briskly and busily glide, With their broad tails neatly sweeping the chambers, Hands at the cooking-stove artfully plied — K. ^S Glancing among them, in sovereign beauty. Quick as a sunbeam from kitchen to hall, Bertha keeps every one close to her duty For the Fish-banquet this day to befdi. Pages 38, 39. ', ^^ M. A D THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 41 Some clay, perhaps, he may hope to be righted. And perfect felicity dawn on his wife. Meanwhile, oh ! how few The like bliss ever knew. To wed their first love, whether Dolphin or Man ! If Ufo's content. What have I to lament? Nay — show me a happier home if you can ! What a palace Is this for a mere Baron's daughter ! See ! of bright coral and amber 'tis made ; Materials brought from the realm of sea-water By mercantile Salmon, in lucrative trade. My Dolphin, you know, is a Fish of the sea : He built this lake villa for pure love of me ; It feels nearer home, and he studies my wishes, Associating chiefly with fresh-water Fishes. Yet the Salmon and Sturgeon are often our guests, And call on us yearly to know our behests. But the other sea gentry That do make their entry, Like great foreign lions^ are rather a gene ; They want so much room, That they soon fret and fume, Go back to their ocean, and don't come again." Thus she ran on. But falling anon Back into the current of household affairs — " Dear brother, excuse me, This joy does confuse me. 4 i THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. Cocks there were to turn in water For his fishy Majesty, (When a lofty throne of coral Kept his consort high and dry). " Sister Bertha ! ere I leave you, Will it please you to explain," Roland said, " of my existence How you could the knowledge gain ? From the Bear and Eagle ladies Scarce my tale a hearing won, While with you the fondest greeting Proved it needless ere begun. Is your mighty Dolphin gifted With the wondrous second sight? That my fame had pierced the waters Were to think presumptuous quite." " Nay," returned the sister, laying On his lips a playful hand ; " No such marvel, sir, is needed — We have seen you on dry land. Ufo's sentence of enchantment Is, you know, by Tjwnths express'd ; Longer respite thus permits him Greater freedom than the rest. Leaving here a faithful Viceroy, He can seek the haunts of men. Join their sports, bear off their honours, Vanish like a flash again. THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 45 Thus it was I first beheld him. Since onr marriage oft he brings News of home, or takes me with him To behold strange lands and things. But to see my native city Often as I fondly prayed, Long did he deny me, fearing Lest om' secret bo betrayed. Well, from time to time there reached me Tidings of my Roland's birth, Growth and beauty — (don't be vain, sir, Partial praise is little worth) ; And my longing to behold you Grew at length beyond control. When amid my life of gladness One deep sorrow pierced my soul. Yes, we lost our only baby — 'Twas the sweetest little Fish — Just begun to swim so nicely In my largest amber dish. Now with joy the days we counted To behold our boy — our pride — When one day his careless Mermaid Put no water — and he died ! Looking every means to cheer me, Ufo gave at length consent To my wish : and safely shrouded Li my mourning veil I went. 46 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. Oh ! how strange the haunts of childhood Seemed to me in later life, Blest with that brief joy of mother, With the lasting joy of wife ! In the garden's shadiest alley We like vagrants took our stand, Saw my mother come out slowly Leading some one by the hand : 'Twas my darling unknown brother ! Quick by heart I learned his face, Kept it (as was proved this morning) Unforgotton in its place. Soon he left his guide, and bounding 'Mid the flowers, plucked a rose. And I watched him bring it to her, And her arms about him close. Oh, forgive me ! but a feeling Almost jealous seized my heart, That of all this wealth of kisses None to me she would impart. Long unseen, was I remembered ? Yes ; upon her care-worn face Every shock of changing fortune Had too plainly left its trace. Dear old memories came thronging On me, with resistless sway. Till a longing cry broke from me — Ufo hurried me away. THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 47 "Yes ; I was not to be trusted — He was riglit — and I no more Souglit tlie dangerous boon, but feeding On the tidings Ufo l)ore, Learned your brave resolve to seek me And my elder sisters out, Counting on this happy meeting — - Which so put us to the rout! " April moods of rain and sunslilne Chased each other o'er her face As she told the tale, and bending. Sought her brother's close embrace. Thus entwined they sat together. By no thought of danger cross'd : Time slipped by unmarked, till Bertha, Starting up, exclaimed, — " You're lost ! " 8. Spell-bound in breathless silence a moment stood the pair. And heard a distant splashing bretdv tlic stillness of the air. " 'Tis the stroke," the sister whispered, " of Ufo's mighty tin ; And all here is transparent ! — not a place to hide you in ! Alas ! my fatal rashness in letting you delay — Must I, then, see my brother lall a defenceless prey ? " With that she tore her liair : Roland knew not wliat to do — The thought of making part of a Fish repast, 'tis true. 48 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. Was ghastly in the extreme, when the sole amends would be, (But sorry comfort too,) he was sure to " disagree.'" But just as he was picturing the horrible transaction, Bertha's prompt mind recovered and framed a scheme of action. " One chance," she said, " you have — but 'tis desperate to try : A troop of Mermen waiters for this festivity Will soon assemble here — I'll disguise you in the tail Of a favourite old butler who died of too much ale ; We've always kept it for his sake — and livery to fit : On ! quick ! and for the rest I must trust your ready wit. Only, don't try to move — 'twill betray you should you fall ; Here, stand against this pillar " — she had led him to the hall : " Our Mermen will surround you ; I trust they won't betraj. Being half Men themselves — one kiss ! I must away. They're turning in the water, and I have no galoches." — She's gone, and with the flowing tide a herd of Mermen rushes. " Quick ! quick ! here comes his Majesty," they call to one another; Sweep round, and cast a doubtful look on that suspicious brother. " Good Mermen all," said he, " by the human heart you bear In your amphibious bodies, I pray you to give ear, And aid me : I am brother to your great Monarch's wife, Hiding here till to-morrow in peril of my life." The worthy fellows listened, and tears stood in their eyes ; They wiped them with their tails, and replied in friendly guise : " You're safe, upon the honour of honest Men and Fish es And if you would not mind, sir, just handing us the dishes, ^^^ #^^ ^^ly^M ,* And now the lioiir arrived ('twas to ancient cnstoni due) When Bertha would present herself to her good subjects' view ; Attired by skilful Mermaid hands, with pearls all glistening o'er, Her train by six fair maidens borne, she came ; * * * With loyalty and beauty fired, each fish leaped from his tank, Swam u}), and made obeisance according to his rank : Precedence to the Sea-fish given (as is to strangers meet), The Swordfish laid, with martial grace, his weapon at her feet. Pages 51, 52. ^"-fe^ ^1, THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 49 'Twill be a safe pretext for your presence ; and we'll try, Should any danger threaten, to shield you faithfully." Small time was there for words, for the guests were streaming in, And sounds of courteous greeting and hearty shake of fin Came through the crystal doors, which anon flung open wide Admit a train of Fishes advancing on the tide. Witli pearly crown and sceptre great Ufo came alone, Bowed graciously around, and assumed his coral throne. A tank with water-lilies wreathed, for every guest was placed. All shining crystal, and within some dainty to his taste : Obsequiously the Mermen ushered each to his position, Thence to the business of the day was not a slow transition. The first course quickly vanished, the Fish, with greedy eyes. Watch for the nimble waiters to pour in fresh supplies. Roland gave out the second course : all jaws were briskly stirred, The Chub so loudly smacked his lips, throughout the hall 'twas heard ; The Salmon revelled in a feast w^on on such easy terms ; While the mild Sturgeon, leaning back, blandly sucked in his worms. The Trout pronounced his files " supreme," the Tench his mud " delicious," The Pike ate everything with zest : so all was most propitious. Fish dinners, we all know, are proverbially long : Though here the Fish are eaters, the saying comes not wrong. There was no lack of talk, for since last they'd dined together, Our guests had passed through many a tide of changeful weal and v^^eather ; And many a skirmish could relate, with ever-baffled Men, Whereat a chorus of applause made the walls ring again. 50 THE THKEE SOXS-IN-LAW. The Salmon's tales were of the sort we might call " cock and bull," Made all his hearers gape and cry, " Stupendous ! wonderful ! " Such frightful perils, hair-breadth 'scapes, seemed every-day affairs, With ups and downs in furious leaps, amid a world of snares : He OT\-ned, " to evade them needed art, — some Fish were not too wise ; " At which the Sturgeon looked abashed, and sat with downcast eves. There was some gentle joking against a fine old Carp, Who ever on the deeds of his younger days would harp, Boasting that he for weeks had once lived upon dry land, Wrapt in green moss, with bread and milk, fed by a lady's hand. He had seen wondrous things there, and to the Char brought news Of several lost relations, potted for human use ! The playful little Goldfish heard, with mingled pride and awe, How some of their bright beauties alive on land he saw. Admired of all beholders, but as by magic pent Within a globe of crystal, where circling round they went, While rosy human children, " with locks like our fair Queen," The loyal Carp said, bowing, at play with them were seen. But a young gallant Swordfish was the banquet's real lion: He, of the mighty ocean-race an enterprising scion. Having been told King Ufo was a capital good liver. Against all custom of his kind had scampered up the river, And now amazed the company, whose hair (if they'd had any) Had stood on end at exploits so daring and uncanny. As to wars with other Fishes, forsooth ! 'twas baby sport — No, he had dealt with enemies of quite another sort I THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 51 Did any of liis wortliy friends know wliat a ship was like ? " Well," (with a kind familiar sketch,) " I say now could you strike A single blow across her bows and send her all to shivers ? Why, I've done that a score of times — by all our tribute rivers ! " A doubtful wondering murmur around the circle flitted ; By most the tale was swallowed down, but some few, bolder-witted, Appealed to other sea Fish if such things could be done ? The Sturgeon never wished to detract from any one, So nodded grave assent ; but the Salmon, rather jealous Of seeing his own feats eclipsed, to probe the fact was zealous. Strict cross-examination of way and time and place The hero must submit to, with not too good a grace ; He boldly faced his story out, but suddenly grew pale When questioned, " Had he ever felt a flip of the Whale's tail? " Fierce looks and gestures threaten the banquet's mirth to mar — King Ufo calls to order — the thing might go too far. At first with some old Council Carp placed near his tank of state He'd sat in grave discourse and let the gay young Fishes prate, But now addressed himself with all to play the courteous host. And soon his perfect breeding subdued all vulgar boast. Loyalty flowed in copious streams, while Ocean and Fresh-water Swore an eternal brotherhood (I grieve to say) of slaughter. And now the hour arrived ('twas to ancient custom due) When Bertha would present herself to her good subjects' view ; Attired by skilful Mermaid hands, with pearls all glistening o'er, Her train by six fair maidens borne, she came \ but at the door 52 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. Must stop, for though encased ankle-deep in India-rubber, Vast Mermaid power otherwise were needed dry to scrub her. With loyalty and beauty fired, each Fish leaped from his tank, Swam up, and made obeisance according to his rank : Precedence to the sea Fish given (as is t'ward strangers meet), The Swordfish laid, with martial grace, his weapon at her feet, But took it away again, because he could not in a trice Run to Sheffield for another, and simply ask the price. The Fish in solemn train advance, retreat toward their station, The gracious dame keeps curtseying in ceaseless undulation ; But while her limbs mechanic move, her restless eye doth range About the hall — it fixes — her colour seems to change ; A moment more — white as her pearls, the Baron's loveliest daughter Sinks down amid her humid silks, splash, splash into the water ! The Fishes gape a little, but very coolly view This plunge into their element, as " 'tis their nature too!" King Ufo's human instinct, still clinging to his scales. Impels him briskly forward ; but he to reach her fails. By reason of a creature that squashed in one big lump Between him and his consort falls at this moment plump. Poor Roland, when the Mermen had handed the dessert, Mournfully saw them all swim off, so enviably expert, — Save one, who with a lucky thought of landmen's inability To move on tail, remained behind with exquisite civility. Both leaned against the pillar, and beguiled the time with chat On dry or watery topics, that either had quite pat. THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 53 They had got upon tlie coinage, where cockles count as pence, When Bertha's form appearing, a still warier defence Sir Roland should adopt for preserving his incog. : The trusty Merman flung himself before him, Hke a frog — 'Twas vain ! he saw her sinking, cleared the barrier at one hop. But, powerless to proceed, came (as we have seen) down flop. What chimour in the hall arose, baffles me to rehite ; The maidens bore their lady off, in very soppy state : " Quick, Finna ! fetch her smelling salts ! " the anxious husband cried. Who, forced to stay where water was, unwilling left her side. The wondering Fishes had meanwhile with all their gathered strength Seized on the prostrate Roland and dragged him out at length. He ventured no attempt to rise, knowing that would betray, But laid his hand upon his heart and said, " Your pardon, pray. My noble lords ! I own Fm deserving of the stick, But — might I be permitted the term — Fm very sick. My comrade there and I made too free with the heaux restes, And worms, we Mermen find — though delicious — don't digest. If I might but lie here till the fit's a little past." — Such piteous, qualmish glances he round the circle cast. Some young and guileless Fish were moved ; but one sagacious Carp Swam close and looked him over, with eyes expert and sharp. And cried — (it was the same who'd lived ashore on bread and milk), *' Odds ! hooks and floats ! his tail's sewn on with ladies' netting silk ! ' Bertha, you may remember, had dressed him in a hurry, And some long stitches here and there bore witness of lier flurry. 54 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. Oh ! hapless light green netting silk, designed a purse to make For darling Ufo's birthday, but doomed the wrath to make Of Fishes, who indignant cried, " A man ! " — then came a pause, And all stood round with glaring eyes and horrid open jaws. 'Twas only to take breath for a vigorous attack ; But Ufo interposed with regal gesture — " Vassals, back ! What ! have ye all forgotten my right as suzerain To every kind of game or vermin found on my domain ? Come, clear the course ! make way, d'ye hear ? I'll take it at a run : By all the ocean's pearls ! 'tis long since I've enjoyed such fun ! " How's this? that awe-inspiring voice, that ne'er-contested word Are drowned in rebel murmurs, from every quarter heard. *' My liege," the old Carp bowing said, " 'tis not that I covet The much-prized human dainty — for we Carp, you know, don't love it ; But, sire, 'twas I that found him out, and I some ransom claim For booty that would far and near add lustre to our name." Before the Monarch could reply, some dozens of demands, More eager and less rational, were started on all hands : This had seized Roland by the hair, that by the finger-wa/Zs ; These^ martyrs in the cause, had lost a score of silver scales : At last. King Ufo shouts, " I'm grieved to break up such a neat row, Mcds si levar Vincomodo izufoillt cuif- — ite reti'o!" There's nothing so impresses your Fish as scraps of satin, Garnished with living languages — all which our Dolphin's pat in — Awed all the more, because they didn't understand one jot, The herd obedient scurry off, as if he'd just said, " Cut ! " THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 5S And Roland feels abandoned to a ghastly tSfe-h-tSte, Soon to become a monologue, if right he reads his fate. Tliis Dolphin, you're aware, is the same that did so scare on The margin of this lake Bertha's sire, the worthy Baron. Perhaps you may remember, too, his mental conformation Invested every act of his with grave deliberation ; Therefore, instead of munching up his prize that very minute, " Waiter ! undo this bundle here," he cries ; " we'll see what's in it." (It was not that he wouldn't bite, just as you do your mutton, Through scaly tail and livery coat, to every crested button. But that his fine intelligent mind, to lose no opportunity, AVould note the creature's form, before his teeth destroyed its unity ; Specially where that artful seam, his wondering praise commending. Joined human capability to fishy understanding.) A Merman came, — it was the same that had the youth befriended : Trembling from head to tail, he'd lain, to see the matter ended. Behind a pile of dishes, which, though amber clear and pure. Shrouded him, as he hoped, in a rich yellow demi-jour. However, sternly summoned forth from his skulking-place. He drew his pen-knifcj cut and pulled, with almost tailor grace. Roland had only waited until his feet were free To rise and face his cruel fate with greater dignity. Straight at one bound, six feet he stands — {N.B.^ without his shoes) ! A glance of admiration great Ufo can't refuse. " By Neptune ! 'tis a noble youth — appMsayit to view — If Bertha weren't a goose, I wish that she could see him too ! " 56 TEE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. As if responsive to his thought, the lovely lady came, Scarcely recovered from her swoon, with horror-shaken frame. Regardless of the water now, she flung herself before him — Her streaming eyes, her heaving sighs, yet more than words implore him " Ufo, it is my brother ! — spare ! spare, or my heart you'll break And — only think, to-morrow, how much physic you must take ! " Nor words, nor sighs, nor streaming eyes, can Ufo's ardour quench : " Your arguments, my love, might sway a miserable Tench ; But to a Fish like me — no more ! " he oped his jaws to bite ; But revels, quarrels, and what not, had stretched into the night : The clock struck Twelve — the spell dissolved — King Ufo, with a start, Became a man^ to Roland ran, and — clasped him to his heart ! THE THREE SONS-IX-LAW. 57 P ^K T III 1. E *|00D Reader ! if you don't expect All you've a riglit to, or object To join in any moderate freaks, We'll just jump over a few weeks. From Ufo's submarine palazzo AVe take our spring — but don't be scared We shan't go back again to tliat^ so A second wetting you'll be spared. Oil no ; you'll find that Court amphibious All tight and dry in boots and shoes, — Their King, of fin and tail oblivious, Just such a king as you might choose. So tall and straight, so fresh and fair, With sky-blue eyes and yellow hair, — Charlemagne's unmistakable " grand air," And grace most dehonnaire. The palace was amphibious, too, — Glistening like a rose in dew ; On a fair island it had risen. To contemplate its watery prison, Where lurked behind, in wavering grace, A limpid image of its face. 58 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. (All ! if Czar Alexander knew Of this plienomenon the clue, He'd long have had out sound and whole Those ships before Sebastopol !) With song and lute, and festive measure Of minuet grave, or joyous waltz. The lords and ladies take their pleasure, Glancing about those crystal halls ; Or bright hued gondolas ascending. Skim o'er the surface of the lake ; Or on its shores romantic, landing. Thread playful through the flowery brake. Young Roland, 'mid this joyous throng. Found the days briskly move along : Mermaids of honour (as they were — Now maids of H. without the mer)^ All of them fascinating creatures. With silky locks and classic features, Laid sieg^ incessant to his heart, — But vain was all their pretty art, Because the path of enterprise And labour still lay spread before him ; Besides — a word informs the wise — He had formed somehow a surmise That a young lady with immense dark eyes Was somewhere waiting for him. Oft pacing thoughtfully the shore When the day's revelry was o'er, Ufo with Roland would debate. In earnest converse long and late, THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 59 The youth's unchanged determination T' achieve the sufferer's liberation ; Forbidden by that cruel spell The means mysterious to tell Whereby it miglit be crushed — on pain Of never being man again. King Ufo shook his sapient head : " Beware, young man! beware !" he said ; " Your noble zeal all praise deserves, But contest with dark magic's host Demands a sterner frame and nerves Than you, dear lad, can boast ; Besides, if Bertha by my side Now feels her days serenely flow, 'Tis best contented to abide, Secure from shocks of wind and tide Amid the ills we know." Yet Roland doubts if Isabel Or Adelaide would half as well Endure the doom for life to dwell 'Mid Bears and Eagles — all pell-mell — In cave, or rift of snow : To abandon them to such a lot Were most unbrother-like and cruel ; Besides, our hero ne'er forgot There yet remained an unfound jewel. Whose likeness, from each scattered hint, Indelibly itself doth print Upon his ardent mind. Sister to those ill-fated three, (Whom brothers now he learns to be,) 60 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. The lovely Hilda must lie find, Who somewhere, bound by magic ties. In an Enchanter's power still lies — And is the identical damsel with dark eyes, His dream, his hope, his prize! So, when the month of grace drew near Its close, with grief, but void of fear, He bade farewell, 'mid Bertha's sighs And parting gifts of savoury pies Which her fair hands had made, — (Superior to the Queen of Hearts, Who, as we know, made only tarts — A far more vulgar trade.) King Ufo gave, with counsel grave, Three scales from off his recent tail : " These, should you my assistance crave, Rub but three times, and I'll not fail." Here Roland notes with wakeful sense Significant coincidence ; For in his little pocket-book. All lined with fragrant Russia leathers, He knew already where to look For hairs of Bear, and Eagle's feathers,— Each in the mystic number, three, Bestowed by those kind brothers he Had parted from before. Thus triple armed, with many a glance From the bright partners of the dance. His face set steadfast in advance, He left the island's shore. i THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. Rl Massive block on block, Dark red marble piled, Rises on the rock Frowning o'er the wild, Girt with silence deep and dread, Like a palace of the dead. Columns triple ranged, Lifeless sentinels. Guard it all unchanged, As the live grass tells. That by crack and crevice small Creeps from base to capital. Lurid through their shade Gleam the gates of brass ; Summers bloom and fade — Here no foot doth pass. Valiant champion, find the key,- Open wide the mystery. Come with guileless heart, Come with stainless hand : No unholy art Shall before thee stand — Enter, seek thy valour's prize In the light of those dark eyes. 3. A SHADOW in the valley, — a moving human form ! It charges up the rugged rock, as if to take by storm That Palace of Enchantment, — when, lo ! with glaring eyes And shaking mane, up from his lair a Lion grim doth rise ! A sword one moment flashes, — a mighty paw extended Snaps it in twain ! — Champion ! shall thus thy days be ended ? Fortune is kind : in feeling for the dagger at his side The precious little pocket-book into his hand doth glide : A sudden t'hought, three mystic rubs of the fraternal hairs — A grisly Bear springs on the foe, whom savagely he tears ! G2 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. The victory Is quickly won, — but now, amazing sight ! Emerging from the carcass a Vulture takes its flight, And wheels In threatening circles above our hero's head ! He rubs the friendly feathers — Instantly to his aid A proudly sailing Eagle sweeps through a mile of sky, And meets In deadly conflict the carrlon-bird on high ! O'ermatched, the Vulture yields at length, but in a desperate sally, Over the waters of a lake that glimmers in the valley, Drops down a ponderous egg, which a Fish with gaping jaws Seizes and bears away ! but with scarce a moment's pause Roland Invokes his third ally, him of the shining scales. And the great Dolphin prompt appears, who ne'er in combat fails ! The waters heave and eddy, then the foe is seen no more, And the Fish King victorious flings the egg upon the shore. Downward springs eager Roland to carry off the prize, But to divine its purpose he long and vainly tries ; He turns It up, he turns Its down, and rolls it over and over, Yet on the polished surface no symbol can discover — And those sagacious brothers (who else, it may be feared. Might have devoured him by mistake) had wisely disappeared. So, in despair, the fragment of his good sword he drew. Smote thrice, and broke in pieces the shell, which gave to view A key of choicest fabric, all gold, with gems Inlaid, That to his quick discerning eye these characters displayed, — " Arise ! the spell Is broken ; Ascend ! for thee she waits ; " And Roland sprang, with beating heart, up to the Palace gates. TEE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. C3 4. The key has virtue, the strong locks yield : Open, ye gates, through long years seal'd ! Open, and let in the dazzling day. Flooding deep avenues, ray by ray Speeding along in eager race To reach their goal and their resting-place. The regal maiden's slumbering grace ! Bathed in the splendour of their light Kneels before her the youthful Knight, — He, too, his goal has found; And her eyelids stir into tremulous sight, And the large dark eyes dilate in affright As she rises and looks around: " Again thou wak'st me ! Enchanter, hence ! Mock me no more with thy vain pretence : Hast thou not set my brothers free, What boon, deceiver, canst hope from me? These eyes thou openest but to weep, Then let them close in a life-long sleep ! " So back she sank in her slumber deep. Ah! how that cruel vision dispel? Roland turns his reluctant eyes From the dear couch vt'here his treasure lies ; 'Twas then that his keen glance fell On a tablet graven with wondrous lines, — Circles and angles, and mystic signs, 64 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. He could not deciplier, but knew full well That therein lingered the mighty spell ; So, gathering up the strength of his arm, He smote it asunder, — ^the fatal charm For ever died away ! And the lovely Hilda, waking again, Smiled on him, free from fear and pain, Murmuring " joyful day ! The base Enchanter surely is slain ! His fatal talisman is broken — Oh, thanks to thee for the glad token ! Destroyed is Magic's reign." And, lo ! as the words on her rosebud lips Yet tremble like drops of dew, The sunlight suffers a brief eclipse From a goodly train that streams into view. Crowding each lofty avenue : With burnished shields, and colours flying. And clarion notes through the vault replying, Come knights, and pages, and beef-eaters bold. Plumed and gorgeous in crimson and gold ; And each pauses and bends his knee, As now, restored to manhood's glory, From the Bear, Eagle, and Fish of our story, Advance the Princes three. Glowing with ardour and love undying. To the couch where their darling is lying. deep the joy of that hour Springing from years of pain ! ( THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 65 Tears and kisses, a sunlit shower, Fall like the long-desired rain : And anon, through the open portals Comes a still fairer train, — Hasting from crag, and cave, and waters. With their bright band of sons and daughters, The sisters, happiest of mortals. Embrace their Roland again ! Now, if your eye for proportion's neat, Can anything. Reader, be more complete Than these illustrious folks met together. Balanced so nicely to a feather ? Three brothers and one sister here. Three sisters and one brother there, — Why, 'tis as very daylight clear. Like right and left hand gloves they'll pair. Roland and Hilda lacked not the will, This finely adjusted scheme to fulfil ; His love, on fancy and mystery fed. Had been brewing at least a week ; While hers (liow it ever entered her head From conjecture alone can we speak,) Was of yet earlier date, for she said That on her lone couch, through long years' space. She had dreamt, and dreamt, and dreamt of his face ! I'm afraid lest here a horror should seize you. That this lovely Hilda, lately exhumed. In a somewhat bygone world had bloomed, 6« THE TUREE SONS-IN-LAW. And must be (In delicate words be it clothed) Some few years older than her betrothed, — Nay, had (if such hint beseem my page) Reached the misty shores of " a certain age ;" So I feel it is time (Both for sense and for rhyme) With a positive statement to appease you, — That those years of sleep in the magic hall Count in her life for nothing at all. And she wakes from the youth-preserving dose Fifteen last birthday, and fresh as a rose. Her brothers number (as also their wives) Only that seventh part of their lives That remained untouched by the spell. Thus, since the hateful term begun. They had lived three years out of twenty-one ;— You'll find, if you ponder it well, This won't much put out the genealogy. Although it a little spoils the analogy. Well, Roland the brave and Hilda the fair Were duly Jiances then and there ; For they each had on a magnificent ring That was for bethrothal the very thing. And those brilliant trains with their princely heading Gave the whole scene the air of a wedding. If, 'mid the praises of Roland's choice. You might have heard a dissentient voice, 'Twas some tender Mermaid's murmuring plaint For an image her fancy had loved to paint, THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 57 Now faded away for ever. Yet much there was to console and cheer In the thought of hidy-likc life up here — " No connection with lake or river:" And their anger quickly melted away When Roland, in his affable way, Gave each of his fair allies, To prove their present feet were no mockings, A dozen of satin shoes and silk stockings, All perfect In shape and size. So when, toward the close of the day Issuing forth, the stately array From the Palace of Magic took their way. These damsels gay, (As tradition doth say,) Eager their pretty new shoes to display. Danced after it all the way. 5. One autumn day, whose sober light Mingled with shades of coming night In those old halls, whence long had fled The music of their Roland's tread, Ihe Baron and his wife together Sat by a window hand in hand : 68 THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. They talked of politics, of weather, ' While each could plainly understand That in the other's heart there lay A feeling neither dared to speak ; For a whole year had passed away. Which month by month, and week by week They counted, till their weight of care Silently pressed them to despair. The clouds are building in the west A palace for the sun's last rest. And with him slowly seems to sink The last faint hope below life's brink. Strange, that one cloudlet, from that pile » Detached, across the land should float Nearer and nearer, mile by mile — What could this mean ? A new dread smote Those fearful hearts, that this would prove The fixed death-warrant of their love, — A sable-vested funeral train Bearing their Roland back again. No, the lances stand erect, In the ruddy splendour gleaming — Warlike foes should we expect? See the coloured banners streaming ! Hear the notes of clarion loud ! Hear the shouts through wide air ringing ! Presses on the bright-hued crowd — Were it happiness beginning ? , Strange, that one cloudlet from that pile Detached, across the land should float Nearer and nearer, mile by mile. What could this mean 1 A new dread smote Those fearful hearts, that this would prove The fixed death-warrant of their love, A sable-vested funeral train Bearing their Roland back again ! No, the lances stand erect I n the niddy splendour gleaming — Warlike foes siiould we expect ? See the coloured bannei-s streaming ! Hear the notes of clarion loud, Hear the shouts through wide air ringing ! Presses on the liright-hued crowd — Were it happiness beginning ? PageCa. THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. gj The mother saw no more, For she swooned upon the floor : Gazing round her at her wakins:. Felt her heart for joy nigh breaking, Sought with dazzled eye to trace Every dear long-hidden face ; While the Baron in his arms Caught all the rising generation, Rapt amid those budding charms, In sweet grandfatherly sensation Of love and pride, and nameless bliss Flooding his heart with kiss on kiss. So the old echoes that had Iain Long at ease, now woke again ; Jest, and laugh, and mirthful song, Kept them stirring all day long. Soon were brilliant nuptials held, When the wondering world beheld Joined in one, that spell-bound foir With the gallant son and heir, — All agreed, a charming pair. But when the feasting days were over. Leaving place for thoughts more sober, To extend their somewhat scanty knowledge The young ex-Bears were sent to college, Where, vying with their Eagle cousins. They carried prizes off by dozens. The girls, whose zeal for lore ne'er stanches. Soon nm through all the " usual branches;" 70 THE THREE SOXS-IN-LAW. No longer tliimble capt, their thumbs Quite learned grow in complex sums, Whence came the system, prized by all, Which " rule of thumb " we fondly call. Bertha, meanwhile, whose tender heart Had ne'er quite lost its earlier smart. Became one day the happy mother Of beauteous twins, sister and brother. Her joy and Ufo's to complete. They walked at once upon their feet, Proving to either parent's wish They never would be little Fish. Well, as the time, now fairly meted 'Twixt work and play, serenely fleeted, A notion struck the princely brothers, (And has perhaps occurred to others,) That such a bevy of relations, With followers of all ranks and stations, Trespassed, beyond all due formality, On the good Baron's hospitality. Their own dominions, sad to say. Had somehow all been made away, — (Perhaps " absorbed " in natural order, Like Cracow, or the Turkish border) ; So each one, after grave debate. Resolved to found a sep'rate State. With maps and guide-books duly spread, See each perplexing his wise head THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. 71 Over the " Bmdsliaw " of those days — An equally delicious maze. To spare you all the calculation, They reached at length their destination : The eldest founded Berne's fair town, Where, still maintaining his renown. Live Bears are to the tourist shown ; The second, not less wise or witty, Built Aarstadt (or the Eagle City) ; While last, not least, the Dolj^hin King Gave to his fame still wider swing. As sprang from him that lineage high, The lords of royal Dauphiny, Who, through long centuries advance, Despite the shocks of change and chance, Passed upward to the Throne of France. 6. Now, what is yet wanting to finish my story ? We've brought back our Baron to honour and glory ; Laid up for the Baroness joys in rich store. For Roland and Hilda will leave her no more ; And a fomily meeting at least once a-year. Still gathers the rest of her children so dear. Fair Hilda, though stripped of her portion in money, Brought a fund of experience that really was funny. THE THREE SONS-IN-LAW. Her blooming lips dropping out maxims more sage Than many could utter who seemed twice her age. A little more clever than is woman's duty, She yet was forgiven for her sweetness and beauty ; And though aiding her lord when with cares overtasked, Ne'er gave an opinion unless she was ashed. The income derived from the splendid Fish-dower Maintained their descendants in wealth and in power ; And I've been assured by admiring young girls, That they've actually seen the original pearls Resplendent in some foreign Court (I can't say which), Or else on the dress coat of Count Matusewich. Thus scanning the whole with a neat bird's-eye view, We've only to utter a friendly adieu ! And, Reader, should you ever be in condition To receive in your family such an addition, Secure from all dangers of tooth and of claw, May you too be blest in your — THREE SONS-IN-LAW! 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