IRLF B Ibl Ob^ ENGLISH LIBRARY UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA V , *>-. THE PLAYS OF PHILIP M A S S I N G E K. THE PLAYS OF PHILIP MASSINGER. oints to Theo- \ philusj] to whom the power Of searching out, and punishing such delin- quents, Was by your choice committed ; and, for ; proof, He hath deserved the grace imposed upon ' him, And with a fair and even hand proceeded. Partial to none, not to himself, or those Of equal nearness to himself ; behold This pair of virgins. Diode. What are these ? Sap. His daughters. Artem. Now by your sacred fortune, they j are fair ones, Exceeding fair ones : would 'twere in my power To make them mine ! Theoph. They are the gods', great lady, They were most happy in your service else ! On these, when they fell from their father's faith, I used a judge's power, entreaties failing (They being seduced) to win them to adore The holy Powers we worship ; I put on The scarlet robe of bold authority, And, as they had been strangers to my blood. Presented them in the most horrid form, All kinds of tortures ; part of which they suffer'd With Roman constancy. Artem. And could you endure, Being a father, to behold their limbs Extended on the rack ? Theoph. I did ; but must Confess there was a strange contention in me,. Between the impartial office of a judge, And pity of a father ; to help justice Religion stept in, under which odds Compassion fell : yet still I was a father. For e'en then, when the flinty hangman's ' whips Were worn with stripes spent on their tender limbs, I kneel'd, and wept, and begg'd them, ' though they would Be cruel to themselves, they would take pity On mygrey hairs : nownote a sudden change. Which I with joy remember ; those, whom torture, Nor fear of death could terrify, were o'ercomc; By seeing of my sufferings ; and so won, Returning to thefaith that they were born in,. I gave them to the gods. And be assured, I that used justice with a rigorous hand, Upon such beauteous virgins, and mine own, . THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. Will use no favour, where the cause com- mands me, To any other ; but, as rocks, be deaf To all' entreaties. Diode. Thou deserv'st.thy place ; Still hold it, and with honour. Things thus order'd Touching the gods, 'tis lawful to descend To human cares, and exercise that power Heaven has conferr'd upon me ; which that you, Rebels and traitors to the power of Rome, Should not with all extremities undergo, What can you urge to qualify your crimes, Or mitigate my anger ! K. of Epire. We are now Slaves to thy power, that yesterday were j kings, And had command o'er others ; we confess Our grandsires paid yours tribute, yet left us, As their forefathers had, desire of freedom. And, if you Romans hold it glorious honour, Not only to defend what is your own, But to enlarge your empire, (though our fortune Denies that happiness,) who can accuse The famish 'd mouth, if it attempt to feed? Or such, whose fetters eat into their free- doms, If they desire to shake them off? K. ofPontus. We stand The last examples, to prove how uncertain All human happiness is ; and are prepared To endure the worst. K. of Macedon. That spoke, which now is highest In Fortune's wheel, must, when she turns it next, Decline as low as we are. This consider'd, Taught the ./Egyptian Hercules, Sesostris, That had his chariot drawn by captive kings, ' To free them from that slavery ; but to hope Such mercy from a Roman, were mere madness : We are familiar with what cruelty Rome, since her infant greatness, ever used Such as she triumph'd over ; age nor sex Exempted from her tyranny ; scepter'd princes Kept in her common dungeons, and their children, In scorn train 'd up in base mechanic arts, For public bondmen. In the catalogue Of those unfortunate men, we expect to have Our names remember d. Diode. In all growing empires, Even cruelty is useful ; some must suffer, And be set up examples to strike terror In others, though far off : but, when a state Is raised to her perfection, and her bases Too firm to shrink, or yield, we may use mercy, And do't with safety : but to whom ? not cowards, Or such whose baseness shames the con- queror, And robs him of his victor}', as weak Perseus Did great ^Emilius. Know, therefore, kings Of Epire, Pontus, and of Macedon, That I with courtesy can use my prisoners, As well as make them mine by force, pro- vided That they are noble enemies : such I found you, Before I made you mine ; and, since you were so, You have not lost the courages of princes, Although the fortune. Had you borne your- selves Dejectedly, and base, no slavery Had been too easy for you : but such is The power of noble valour, that we love it Even in our enemies, and taken with it, Desire to make them friends, as I will you. K. of Epire. Mock us not, Caesar. Diode. By the gods, I do not. Unloose their bonds : I now as friends embrace you. Give them their crowns again. K. of Pontus. We are twice o'ercome ; By courage, and by courtesy. K. of Macedon. But this latter, Shall teach us to live ever faithful vassals To Dioclesian, and the power of Rome. K. of Epire. All kingdoms fall before her ! K. of Pontus. And all kings Contend to honour Caesar ! Diode. I believe Your tongues are the true trumpets of your hearts, And in it I most happy. Queen of fate, Imperious Fortune ! mix some light disaster With my so many joys, to season them, And give them sweeter relish : I'm girt round With true felicity ; faithful subjects here, Here bold commanders, here with new-made friends : But, what's the crown of all, in thee, Artemia, My only child, whose love to me and duty, Strive to exceed each other ! A r tern. I make payment But of a debt, which I stand bound to tender As a daughter and a subject. Diode. Which requires yet A retribution from me, Artemia, Tied by a father's care, how to bestow A jewel, of all things to me most precious : Nor will I therefore longer keep thee from THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. The chief joys of creation, marriage rites ; Which that thou may'st with greater plea- sures taste of, Thou shalt not like with mine eyes, but thine own. Among these kings, forgetting they were captives ; Or those, remembering not they are my sub- jects, Make choice of any : By Jove's dreadful thunder, My will shall rank with thine. Artem. It is a bounty The daughters of great princes seldom meet with ; For they, to make up breaches in the state, Or for some other public ends, are forced To match where they affect not. May my life Deserve this favour ! Diode. Speak ; I long to know The man thou wilt make happy. Artem. If that titles, Or the adored name of Queen could take me, Here would I fix mine eyes, and look no further ; But these are baits to take a mean-born lady, Not her, that boldly may call Caesar father : In that I can bring honour unto any, But from no king that lives receive addition : To raise desert and virtue by my fortune, Though in a low estate, were greater glory, Than to mix greatness with a prince that owes No worth but that name only. Diode. I commend thee ; 'Tis like myself. An cm. If, then, of men beneath me, My choice is to be made, where shall I seek, But among those that best deserve from you ? That have served you most faithfully ; that in dangers Have stood next to you ; that have interposed Their breasts as shields of proof, to dull the swords Aim'd at your bosom ; that have spent their blood To crown your brows with laurel ? Macr. Cytherea, Great Queen of Love, be now propitious to me ! Harp, [to Sap.] Now mark what I foretold. Anton. Her eye's on me. Fair Venus' son, draw forth a leaden dart, And, that she may hate me, transfix her with it ; Or, if thou needs wilt use a golden one, Shoot it in the behalf of any other : Thou know'st I am thy votary elsewhere. [Aside. Artem. [advances to Anton.) Sir. Thcoph. How he blushes ! Sap. Welcome, fool, thy fortune. Stand like a block when such an angel courts thee ! Artem. I am no object to divert your eye From the beholding. Anton. Rather a bright sun, Too glorious for him to gaze upon, That took not first flight from the eagle's aerie. As I look on the temples, or the gods, And with that reverence, lady, I behold you. And shall do ever. Artem. And it will become you, While thus we stand at distance ; but, if love. Love born out of the assurance of your vir- tues, Teach me to stoop so low Anton. O, rather take A higher flight. Artem. Why, fear you to be raised ? Say I put off the dreadful awe that waits On majesty, or with you share my beams, Nay, make you to outshine me ; change the name Of Subject into Lord, rob you of service That's due from you to me, and in me make it Duty to honour you, would you refuse me ? Anton. Refuse you, madam ! such a worm as I am, Refuse what kings upon their knees would sue for ! Call it, great lady, by another name ; An humble modesty, that would not match A molehill with Olympus. Artem. He that's famous For honourable actions in the war, As you are, Antoninus, a proved soldier, Is fellow to a king. Anton. If you love valour, As 'tis a kingly virtue, seek it out, And cherish it in a king; there it shines brightest, And yields the bravest lustre. Look on Epire, A prince, in whom it is incorporate ; And let it not disgrace him that he was O'ercome by Caesar ; it was victory, To stand so long against him : had you seen him, How in one bloody scene he did discharge The parts of a commander and a soldier, Wise in direction, bold in execution ; You would have said, Great Csesar's self ex- cepted, The world yields not his equal. Arlem. Yet I have heard, THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. Encountering him alone in the head of his troop, You took him prisoner. K. of Rpire. 'Tis a truth, great princess ; I'll not detract from valour. Anton. 'Twas mere fortune ; Courage had no hand in it. Theoph. Did ever man Strive so against his own good ? Sap. Spiritless villain ! How I am tortured ! By the immortal gods, I now could kill him. Diode. Hold, Sapritius, hold, On our displeasure hold ! Harp. Why, this would make A father mad ; 'tis not to be endured ; Your honour's tainted in't. Sap. By heaven, it is : I shall think of it. Harp. 'Tis not to be forgotten. Artem. Nay, kneel not, sir, I am no ravisher, Nor so far gone in fond affection to you, But that I can retire, my honour safe : Yet say, hereafter, that thou hast neglected What, but seen in possession of another, Will make thee mad with envy. Anton. In her looks Revenge is written. Mac. As you love your life, Study to appease her. Anton. Gracious madam, hear me. Artem. And be again refused? Anton. The tender of My life, my service, or, since you vouch- safe it, My love, my heart, myall : and pardon me, Pardon, dread princess, that I made some scruple To leave a valley of security, To mount up to the hill of majesty, On which, the nearer Jove, the nearer light- ning. What knew I, but your grace made trial of me ; Durst 1 presume to embrace, where but to touch With an unmanner'd hand, was death? the fox, When he saw first the forest's king, the lion, Was almost dead with fear ; the second view Only a little daunted him ; the third, He durst salute him boldly : pray you, ap- ply this ; And you shall find a little time will teach me To look with more familiar eyes upon you, Than duty yet allows me. Sap. Well excused. Anem. You may redeem all yet. Diode. And, that he may ! Have means and opportunity to do so, I Artemia, I leave you my substitute I In fair Caesarea. Sap. And here, as yourself, We will obey and serve her. Diode. Antoninus, So you prove hers, I wish no other heir ; Think on't : be careful of your charge.Theo- philus ; Sapritius, be you my daughter's guardian. Your company I wish, confederate princes, In our Dalmatian wars ; which finished With victory I hope, and Maximinus, Our brother and copartner in the empire, At my request won to confirm as much, The kingdoms I took from you we'll restore, And make you greater than you were before. [Exeunt all but Antoninus and Macrinus. Anton. Oh, I am lost for ever! lost, Macrinus ! The anchor of the wretched, hope, forsakes me, And with one blast of Fortune all my light Of happiness is put out. Mac. You are like to those That are ill only, 'cause they are too well ; That, surfeiting in the excess of blessings, Call their abundance want. What could you wish, That isnotfall'nupon you? honour, greatness, Respect, wealth, favour, the whole world for a dower ; And with a princess, whose excelling form Exceeds her fortune. Anton. Yet poison still is poison, Though drunk in gold ; and all these flat- tering glories To me, ready to starve, a painted banquet, And no essential food. When I am scorch'd With fire, can flames in any other quench me ! What is her love to me, greatness, or empire, That am slave to another, who alone Can give me ease or freedom ? Mac. Sir, you point at Your dotage on the scornful Dorothea : Is she, though fair, the same day to be named With best Artemia ? In all their courses, Wise men propose their ends : with sweet Anemia, There comes along pleasure, security, Usher'd by all that in this life is precious : With Dorothea (though her birth be noble, The daughter to a senator of Rome, By him left rich, yet with a private wealth, And far inferior to yours) arrives The emperor's frown, which, like a mortal plague, THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. Speaks death is near ; the princess' heavy scorn, Under which you will shrink ; your father's fury, Which to resist, even piety forbids : And but remember that she stands suspected A favourer of the Christian sect ; she brings Not danger, but assured destruction with her. This truly weigh'd, one smile of great Artemia Is to be cherish'd, and preferr'd before All joys in Dorothea : therefore leave her. Anton. In what thou think'st thou art most wise, thou art Grossly abused, Macrinus, and most foolish. For any man to match above his rank, Is but to sell his liberty. With Artemia I still must live a servant ; but enjoying Divinest Dorothea, I shall rule, Rule as becomes a husband : for the danger, Or call it, if you will, assured destruction, I slight it thus. If, then, thou art my friend, As I dare swear thou art, and wilt not take A governor's place upon thee, be my helper. Mac. You know I dare, and will do any- thing ; Put me unto the test. Anton. Go then, Macrinus, To Dorothea ; tell her I have worn, In all the battles I have fought, her figure, Her figure in my heart, which, like a deity, Hath still protected me. Thou canst speak well; And of thy choicest language spare a little, To make her understand how much I love her, And how I languish for her. Bear these jewels, Sent in the way of sacrifice, not service, As to my goddess : all lets thrown behind me, Or fears that may deter me, say, this morning I mean to visit her by the name of friendship : No words to contradict this. Mac. I am yours : And, if my travail this way be ill spent, Judge not my readier will by the event. [Exeunt. ACT II. SCENE I. A Room in Dorothea's House. Enter Spungius, and Hircius. Spun. Turn Christian ! Would he that first' tempted me to have my shoes walk upon Christian soles, had turn'd me into a capon ; for I am sure now, the stones of all my pleasure, in this fleshly life, are cut off. Hir. So then, if any coxcomb has a gal- loping desire to ride, here's a gelding, if he can but sit him. Spun. I kick, for all that, like a horse ; look else. Hir. But that is a kickish jade, fellow Spungius. Have not I as much cause to complain as thou hast ? When I was a pagan, there was an infidel punk of mine, would have let me come upon trust for my curvetting : a pox on your Christian cockatrices ! they cry, like poulterers' wives : no money, no coney. Spun. Bacchus, the god of brew'd wine and sugar, grand patron of rob-pots, upsy- freesy tipplers, and super-naculum takers ; this Bacchus, who is head warden of Vintner's- hall, ale-conner, mayor of all victualling- houses, the sole liquid benefactor to bawdy- houses ; lanceprezade to red noses, and in- vincible adelantado over the armado of pimpled, deep-scarleted, rubified, and car- buncled faces Hir. What of all this ? Spun. This boon Bacchanalian skinker, did I make legs to. Hir. Scurvy ones, when thou wert drunk. Spun. There is no danger of losing a man's ears by making these indentures ; he that will not now and then be Calabingo, is worse than a Calamoothe. When I was a pagan, and kneeled to this Bacchus, I durst out-drink a lord ; but your Christian lords out-bowl me. I was in hope to lead a sober life, when I was converted ; but, now amongst the Christians, I can no sooner stagger out of one alehouse, but I reel into another : they have whole streets of nothing but drink- ing-rooms, and drabbing-chambers, jumbled together. Hir. Bawdy Priapus, the first school- master that taught butchers how to stick pricks in flesh, and make it swell, thou know'st, was the only ningle that I cared for under the moon ; but, since I left him to follow a scurvy lady, what with her praying and our fasting, if now I come to a wench, and offer to use her anything hardly, (telling her, being a Christian, she must endure,) she presently handles me as if I were a clove, and cleaves me with disdain, as if I were a calf s head. Spun. I see no remedy, fellow Hircius, but that thou and I must be half pagans, and half Christians ; for we know very fools that are Christians. Hir. Right : the quarters of Christians are good for nothing but to feed crows. Spun. True : Christian brokers, thou know'st, are made up of the quarters of Christians ; parboil one of these rogues, and he is not meat for a dog : no, no, I am resolved to have an infidel's heart, though in shew I carry a Christian's face. THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. Hir. Thy last shall serve my foot : so will I. Spun. Our whimpering lady and mistress sent me with two great baskets full of beef, mutton, veal, and goose, fellow Hircius Hir. And woodcock, fellow Spungius. Spun. Upon the poor lean ass-fellow, on which I ride, to all the almswomen : what think'st thou I have done with all this good cheer? Hir. Eat it ; or be choked else. Spun. Would my ass, basket and all, were in thy maw, if I did ! Xo, as I am a demi-pagan, I sold the victuals, and coined the money into pottle pots of wine. ////-. Therein thou shewed 'st thyself a perfect demi-Christian too, to let the poor beg, starve, and hang, or die of the pip. Our puling, snotty-nose lady sent me out likewise with a purse of money, to relieve and release prisoners : Did I so, think you? Spun. Would thy ribs were turned into grates of iron then. Hir. As I am a total pagan , I swore they should be hanged first : for, sirrah Spun- gius, I lay at my old ward of lecher)', and cried, a pox on your two-penny wards ! and so I took scurvy common flesh for the money. Spun. And wisely done ; for our lady, sending it to prisoners, had bestowed it out upon lousy knaves : and thou, to save that labour, cast'st it away upon rotten whores. Hir. All my fear is of that pink-an-eye jack-an-apes boy, her page. Spun. As I am a pagan from my cod- piece downward, that white-faced monkey frights me too. I stole but a dirty pudding', last day, out of an almsbasket, to give my dog when he was hungry, and the peaking chitty-face page hit me in the teeth with it. Hir. With the dirty pudding ! so he did me once with a cow-turd, which in knavery I would have crumb'd into one's porridge, who was half a pagan too. The smug dan- ciiprat smells us out, whatsoever we are doing. Spun. Does he ? let him take heed I prove not his back-friend : I'll make him curse his smelling what I do. Hir. 'Tis my lady spoils the boy ; for he is ever at her tail, and she is never well but in his company. Enter Angelo with a book, and a taper lighted ; seeing him, they counterfeit devotion. Ang. O ! now your hearts make ladders of your eyes, In shew to climb to heaven, when your devotion Walks upon crutches. Where did you waste your time, When the religious man was on his knees, Speaking the heavenly language ? Spun. W r hy, fellow Angelo, we were speaking in pedlar's French, I hope. Hir. We have not been idle, take it upon my word. Aug. Have you the baskets emptied, which your lady Sent, from her charitable hands, to womea That dwell upon her pity ? Spun. Emptied them ! yes ; I'd be loth to have my belly so empty': yet, I am sure, I munched not one bit of them neither. Ang. And went your money to the ! prisoners ? Hir. Went ! no ; I carried it, and with these fingers paid it away. Ang. What way? the devil's way, the > way of sin, The wa'y of hot damnation, way of lust ? And you, to wash away the poor man's bread, , In bowls of drunkenness? Spun. Drunkenness ! yes, yes, I use to be drunk ; our next neighbour's man, called Christopher, hath often seen me drunk, hath he not ? Hir. Or me given so to the flesh : my cheeks speak my doings. Ang. A vaunt, ye thieves, and hollow hypocrites ! Your hearts to me lie open like black books. And there I read your doings. Spun. And what do you read in my heart? Hir. Or in mine? come, amiable Angelo, beat the flint of your brains. Spun. And let's see what sparks of wit fly out to kindle your cerebrum. Ang. Your names even brand you ; you are Spungius call'd, And like a spunge, you suck up lickerish wines, Till your soul reels to hell. Spang. To hell ! can any drunkard's legs earn- him so far ? Ang. For blood of grapes you sold the widows' food. And, starving them, 'tis murder ; what's this but hell ? Hirciusyour name, and goatish is your nature; You snatch the meat out of the prisoner's mouth, To fatten harlots : is not this hull loo ? No angel, but the devil, waits on you. Spun. Shall I cut his throat ? Hir. Xo ; better burn him, for I think he is a witch : but sooth, sooth him. Spun. Fellow Angelo, true it is, that THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. falling into the company of wicked he- Christians, for my part Hir. And she ones, for mine, we have them swim in shoals hard by Spun. We must confess, I took too much out of the pot ; and he of t'other hollow commodity. Hir. Yes, indeed, we laid Jill on both of us ; we cozen'd the poor ; but 'tis a common thing : many a one, that counts himself a better Christian than we two, has done it, by this light ! 'Spun. But pray, sweet Angelo, play not the tell-tale to my lady ; and, if you take us creeping into any of these mouse-holes of sin any more, let cats flay off our skins. Hir. And put nothing but the poison'd tails of rats into those skins. Aug. Will you dishonour hersweet charity, Who 'saved you from the tree of death and shame ? Hir. Would I were hang'd, rather than thus be told of my faults ! Spun. She took us, 'tis true, from the gallows ; yet I hope she will not bar yeomen sprats to have their swing. Ang. She comes, beware, and mend. Hir. Let's break his neck, and bid him mend. Enter Dorothea. Dor. Have you my messages, sent to the poor, Deliver'd with good hands, not robbing them Of any jot was theirs ? Spun. Rob them, lady ! I hope neither my fellow nor I am thieves. 'Hir. Delivered with good hands, madam ! else let me never lick my fingers more when I eat butter'd fish. Dor. Who cheat the poor, and from them pluck their alms, Pilfer from heaven ; and there are thunder- bolts, From thence to beat them ever. Do not lie ; Were you both faithful, true distributers? Spun. Lie, madam ! what grief is it to see you turn swaggerer, and give your poor- minded rascally servants the lie ! Dor. I'm glad you do not ; if those wretched people, Tell you they pine for want of any thing, Whisper but to mine ear, and you shall furnish them. Hir. Whisper ! nay, lady, for my part I'll cry whoop. Aug. Play no more, villains, with so good a lady ; For, if you do Spun. Are we Christians ? Hir. The foul fiend snap all pagans for me ! Aug. Away, and, once more, mend. Spun. 'Takes us for botchers. Hir. A patch, a patch ! [Exeunt Spun, and Hir. Dor. My book and taper. Ang. Here, most holy mistress. Dor. Thy voice sends forth such music, that I never Was ravish'd with a more celestial sound. Were every servant in the world like thee, So full of goodness, angelswould come down. To dwell with us : thy name is Angelo, And like that name thou art ; get thee to rest, Thy youth with too much watching isopprest. Ang. No, mydearlady, Icouldwearystars, And force the wakeful moon to lose her eyes, By my late watching, but to wait on you. When at your prayers you kneel before the altar, Methinks I'm singing with some quire in heaven, So blest I hold me in your company : Therefore, my most loved mistress, do not bid Your boy, so serviceable, to get hence ; For then you break his heart. Dor. Be nigh me still, then : In golden letters down I'll set that day, Which gave thee to me. Little did I'hope To meet such worlds of comfort in thyself, This little, pretty body ; when I, coming Forth of the temple, heard my beggar-boy, My sweet-faced, godly beggar-boy, crave an alms, Which with glad hand I gave, with lucky hand ! And, when I took thee home, my most chaste bosom, Methought, was nll'dwith no hot wanton fire, But with a holy flame, mounting since higher, On wings of chenibins, than it did before. A ng. Proud am I.that my lady's modest eye So likes so poor a servant. Dor. I have offer'd Handfuls of gold but to behold thy parents. I would leave kingdoms, were I queen of some, To dwell with thy good father ; for, the son Bewitching me so deeply with his presence, He that begot him must do't ten times more. I pray thee, my sweet boy, shew me thy parents ; Be not ashamed. Ang. I am not : I did never Know who my mother was ; but, by yoa palace, Fill'd with bright heavenly courtiers, I dare assure you, THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. And pawn these eyes upon it, and this hand, My father is in heaven : and, pretty mistress, If your illustrious hourglass spend his sand, No worse than yet it does ; upon my life, You and I both shall meet my father there, And he shall bid you welcome. Dor. A blessed day ! We all long to be there, but lose the way. [Exeunt. SCENE II. A Street, near Dorothea's House. Enter Macrinus, met by Theophilus and Harpax. Theoph. The Sun, god of the day, guide thee, Macrinus ! Mac. And thee, Theophilus ! Theoph. Glad'st thou in such scorn ? I call my wish back. Mac. I'm in haste. Theoph. One word, Take the least hand of time up : stay. Mac. Be brief. Theoph. As thought : I prithee tell me, good Macrinus, How health and our fair princess lay together This night, for you can tell ; courtiers have flies, That buzz all news unto them. Mac. She slept but ill. Theoph. Double thy courtesy ; ho\y does Antoninus ? Mac. Ill, well, straight, crook'd, I know not how. Theoph. Once more ; Thy head is full of windmills ! when doth the princess Fill a bed full of beauty, and bestow it On Antoninus, on the wedding-night? Mac. I know not. Theoph. No ! thou art the manuscript, Where Antoninus writes down all his secrets : Honest Macrinus, tell me. Mac. Fare you well, sir. \Exit. Harp. Honesty is some fiend, and frights him hence ; A many courtiers love it not. Theoph. What piece Of this state-wheel, which winds up Anto- ninus, Is broke, it runs so jarringly? the man Is from himself divided : O thou, the eye, By which I wonders see, tell me, my Harpax, What gad-fly tickles this Macrinus so, That, flinging up the tail, he breaks thus from me. Harp. Oh, sir, his brain-pan is a bed of snakes, Whose stings shoot through his eye-balls, whose poisonous spawn Ingenders such a fry of speckled villainies, That, unless charms more strong than ada- mant Be used, the Roman angel's wings shall melt, And Caesar's diadem be from his head Spurn'd by base feet ; the laurel which he wears, Returning victor, be enforced to kiss That which it hates, the fire. And can this ram, This Antoninus-Engine, being made ready To so much mischief, keep a steady mot ion? His eyes and feet, you see, give strange assaults. Theoph. I'm turn'd a marble statue at thy language, Which printed is in such crabb'd characters, It puzzles all my reading : what, in the name Of Pluto, now is hatching ? Harp. This Macrinus, The line is, upon which love-errands run 'Twixt Antoninus and that ghost of women, The bloodless Dorothea ; who in prayer And meditation, mocking all your gods, Drinks up her ruby colour : yet Antoninus Plays the Endymion to this pale-faced Mcon, Courts, seeks to catch her eyes Theoph. And what of this ? Harp. These are but creeping billows, Not got to shore yet : but if Dorothea Fall on his bosom, and be fired with love, (Your coldest women do so), had you ink Brew'd from the infernal Styx, not all that blackness Can make a thing so foul, as the dishonours, Disgraces, bufferings, and most base affronts Upon the bright Artemia, star o' the court, Great Caesar's daughter. Theoph. I now conster thee. Harp. Nay, more ; a firmament of clouds, being fill' d With Jove's artillery, shot down at once, To pash your gods in pieces, cannot give, With all those thunderbolts, so deep a blow To the religion there, and pagan lore, As this ; for Dorothea hates your gods, And, if she once blast Antoninus' soul, Making it foul like hers, Oh ! the example Theoph. Eats through Cassarea's heart like liquid poison. Have I invented tortures to tear Christians, To see but which, could all that feel hell's torments Have leave to stand aloof here on earth's stage, They would be mad till they again descended, Holding the pains most horrid of such souls, THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. May-games to those of mine ; has this my hand Set down a Christian's execution In such dire postures, that the very hangman Fell at my foot dead, hearing but their figures ; And shall Macrinus and his fellow-masquer Strangle me in a dance ? Harp. No : on ; I hug thee, For drilling thy quick brains in this rich plot Of tortures 'gainst these Christians : on ; I hug thee ! Theoph. Both hug and holy me : to this Dorothea, Fly thou and I in thunder. Harp. Not for kingdoms Piled upon kingdoms : there's a villain page Waits on her, whom I would not for the world Hold traffic with ; I do so hate his sight, That, should I look on him, I must sink down. Theoph. I will not lose thee then, her to confound : ; None but this head with glories shall be crown'd. Harp. Oh ! mine own as I would wish thee ! \Exeunt. SCENE III. A Room in Dorothea's House. Enter Dorothea, Macrinus, and Angelo. Dor. My trusty Angelo, with that curious eye Of thine, which ever waits upon my business, I prithee watch those my still-negligent servants, That they perform my will, in what's enjoin'd them To the good of others ; else will you find them flies, Not lying still, yet in them no good lies : Be careful, dear boy. Ang. Yes, my sweetest mistress. {Exit. Dor. Now, sir, you may go on. Mac. I then must study A new arithmetic, to sum up the virtues Which Antoninus gracefully become. There is in him so much man, so much goodness, So much of honour, and of all things else, Which make our being excellent, that from his store He can enough lend others ; yet, much ta'en from him, The want shall be as little, as when seas Lend from their bounty, to fill up the poorness Of needy rivers. Dor. Sir, he is more indebted To you for praise, .than you to him that owes it. Mac. If queens, viewing his presents paid to the whiteness Of your chaste hand alone, should be am- bitious But to be parted in their numerous shares ; This he counts nothing : could you sec main armies , Make battles in the quarrel of his valour, That 'tis the best, the truest ; this were nothing : The greatness of his state, his father's voice, j And arm, awing Caesarea, he ne'er boasts of; ' The sunbeams which the emperor throws upon him, Shine there but as in water, and gild him Not with one spot of pride : no, dearest beauty, All these, heap'd up together in one scale, Cannot weigh down the love he bears to you, Being put into the other. Dor. Could gold buy you To speak thus for a friend, you, sir, are worthy Of more than I will number ; and this your ' language Hath power to win upon another woman, 'Top of whose heart the feathers of this world Are gaily stuck : but all which first you named, And now this last, his love, to me are nothing. Mac. You make me a sad messenger ; but himself Enter Antoninus. Being come in person, shall, I hope, hear from you Music more pleasing. Anton. Has your ear, Macrinus, Heard none, then ? Mac. None I like, Anton. But can there be In such a noble casket, wherein lie Beauty and chastity in their full perfections, j A rocky heart, killing with cruelty A life that's prostrated beneath your feet ? Dor. I am guilty of a shame I yet ne'er knew, Thus to hold parley with you ; pray, sir, pardon. [Going. Anton. Good sweetness, you now have it, and shall go : Be but so merciful, before your wounding me With such a mortal weapon as Farewell, To let me murmur to your virgin ear, What I was loth to lay on any tongue But this mine own. Dor. If one immodest accent Fly out, I hate you everlastingly. Anton. My true love dares not do it. Mac. Hermes inspire thee ! THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. Enter above, Artemia, Sapritius, Theophilus, Spungius, and Hircius. Spun. So, now, do you see? Our work is done ; the fish you angle for is nibbling at the hook, and therefore untruss the cod- piece-point of our reward, no matter if the breeches of conscience fall about our heels. Theoph. The gold you earn is here ; dam up your mouths, And no words of it. Hir. No ; nor no words from you of too much damning neither. I know women sell themselves daily, and are hacknied out for silver : why may not we, then, betray a scurvy mistress for gold ? Spun. She saved us from the gallows, and, only to keep one proverb from breaking his neck, we'll hang her. Theoph. 'Tis well done ; go, go, you're my fine white boys. Spun. If your red boys, 'tis well known more ill-favoured faces than ours are painted. Sap. Those fellows trouble us. Theoph. Away, away ! Hir. I to my sweet placket. Spun. And I to my full pot. [Exeunt Hir. and Spun. Anton. Come, let me tune you : glaze not thus your eyes With self-love of a vow'd virginity, Make every man your glass ; you see our sex Do never murder propagation ; We all desire your sweet society, But if you bar me from it, you do kill me, And of my blood are guilty. Artem. O base villain ! Sap. Bridle your rage, sweet princess. Anton. Could not my fortunes, Rear'd higher far than yours, be worthy of you, Methinks my dear affection makes you mine. Dor. Sir, for your fortunes, were they mines of gold, He that I love is richer ; and for worth, You are to him lower than any slave, Is to a monarch. Sap. So insolent, base Christian ! Dor. Can I, with wearing out my knees before him, Get you but be his servant, you shall boast You're equal to a king. Sap. Confusion on thee, For playing thus the lying sorceress ! Anton. Your mocks are great ones ; none beneath the sun Will I be servant to. On my knees I beg it, Pity me, wondrous maid. Sap. I curse thy baseness. Theoph. Listen to more. Dor. O kneel not, sir, to me. Anton. This knee is emblem of an hum- bled heart : That heart which tortured is with your dis- dain, Justly for scorning others, even this heart, To which for pity such a princess sues, As in her hand offers me all the world, Great Caesar's daughter. Artem. Slave, thou liest. Anton. Yet this Is adamant to her, that melts to you In drops of blood. Theoph. A very dog ! Anton. Perhaps 'Tis my religion makes you knit the brow ; \ Yet be you mine, and ever be your own : I ne'er will screw your conscience from that Power, On which you Christians lean. Sap. I can no longer Fret out my life with weeping at thee, villain. Sirrah ! [Aloud. Would, when I got thee, the highT Thun- derer's hand Had struck thee in the womb ! Mac. We are betray 'd. Artem. Is that the idol, traitor, which thou kneel'st to, Trampling upon my beauty ! Theoph. Sirrah, bandog ! Wilt thou in pieces tear our Jupiter For her? our Mars for her? our Sol for her? A whore ! a hell-hound ! In this globe of brains, Where a whole world of furies for such tortures Have fought, as in a chaos, which should exceed, These nails shall grubbing hie from skull to skull, To find one horrider than all, for you, You three ! Artem. Threaten not, but strike : quick vengeance flies Into my bosom ; caitiff ! here all love dies. {Exeunt above. Anton. O ! I am thunderstruck ! We are both o'erwhelm'd Mac. With one high-raging billow. Dor. You a soldier, And sink beneath the violence of a woman ! Anton. A woman ! a wrong'd princess. From such a star, Blazing with fires of hate, what can be looked for, But tragical events ? my life is now The subject of her tyranny. THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. Dor. Of death, when displace Out of her house of earth That fear is base, that death doth but life you only dread The stroke, and not what follows when you're dead ; There's the great fear, indeed : come, let your eyes Dwell where mine do, you'll scorn their tyrannies. Re-enter below, Artemia, Sapritius, Theo- philus, a guard ; Angelo comes and stands close by Dorothea. Artem. My father's nerves put vigour in mine arm, And I his strength must use. Because I once Shed beams of favour on thee* and, with the lion, Play'd with thee gently, when thou struck' st my heart, I'll not insult on a base, humbled prey, By lingering out thy terrors ; but, with one frown, Kill thee : hence with them all to execution. Seize him ; but let even death itself be weary In torturing her. I'll change those smiles to shrieks ; Give the fool what she's proud of, martyrdom : In pieces rack that bawd too. [Points to Macr. Sap. Albeit the reverence I owe our gods and you, are, in my bosom, Torrents so strong, that pity quite lies drown 'd From saving this young man ; yet, when I see What face death gives him, and that a thing within me Says, 'tis my son, I am forced to be a man, And grow fond of his life, which thus I beg. Artem. And I deny. Anton. Sir, you dishonour me, To sue for that which I disclaim to have. I shall more glory in my sufferings gain, Than you in giving judgment, since I offer My blood up to your anger ; nor do I kneel To keep a wretched life of mine from ruin : Preserve this temple, builded fair as yours is, And Caesar never went in greater triumph, Than I shall to the scaffold. Artem. Are you so brave, sir? Set forward to his triumph, and let those two Go cursing along with him. Dor. No, but pitying, For my part, I, that you lose ten times more By torturing me, than I that dare your tortures : Through all the army of my sins, I have even j pockets. Labour 'd to break, and cope with death to th' face. The visage of a hangman frights not rne ; The sight of whips, racks, gibbets, axes, fires, Are scaffoldings by which my soul climbs up To an eternal habitation. Theoph. Caesar's imperial daughter, hear me speak. Let not this Christian thing, in this her pageantry Of proud deriding both our gods and Ccesar, Build to herself a kingdom in her death, Going laughing from us : no ; her bitterest torment Shall be, to feel her constancy beaten down ; The bravery of her resolution lie Batter'd, by argument, into such pieces, That she again shall, on her belly, creep To kiss the pavements of our paynim gods. Artem. How to be done ? Theoph. I'll send my daughters to her, And they shall turn her rocky faith to wax ; Else spit at me, let me be made your slave, And meet no Roman's but a villain's grave. Artem. Thy prisoner let her be, then ; and, Sapritius, Your son and that, be yours : death shall be sent To him that suffers them, by voice or letters, To greet each other. Rifle her estate ; Christians to beggary brought, grow des- perate. Dor. Still on the bread of poverty let me feed . Ang. O ! my admired mistress, quench not out The holy fires within you, though temptations Shower down upon you ? Clasp thine armour on, Fight well, and thou shalt see, after these wars, Thy head wear sunbeams, and thy feet touch stars. {Exeunt all but Angelo. Enter Hircius and Spungius. Hir. How now, Angelo ; how is it, how is it? What thread spins that whore Fortune upon her wheel now ? Spun. Com esta, com esta, poor knave ? Hir. Comment portez-vous, comment portez-vous, mon petit garcon ? Spun. My pretty wee comrade, my half- inch of man's flesh, how run the dice of this cheating world, ha ? A ng. Too well on your sides ; you are hid in gold, O'er head and ears. Hir. We thank our fates, the sign of the gingle-boys hangs at the doors of our THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. Spun. Who would think that we, coming forth of the a , as it were, or fag-end of the world, should yet see the golden age, when so little silver is stirring ? Hir. Nay, who can say any citizen is an ass, for loading his own back with money till his soul cracks again, only to leave his son like a gilded coxcomb behind him ? Will not any fool take me for a wise man now, seeing me draw out of the pit of my treasury this little god with his belly full of gold? Spun. And this, full of the same meat, out of my ambry? Ang. That gold will melt to poison. Spun. Poison ! would it would ! whole pints for healths should down my throat. Hir. Gold, poison ! there is never a she- thrasher in Cassarea, that lives on the flail of money, will call it so. Ang. Like slaves you sold your souls for golden dross, Bewraying her to death, who stept between You and the gallows. Spun. It was an easy matter to save us, she being so well back'd. Hir. The gallows and we fell out : so she did but part us. Ang. The misery of that mistress is mine own ; She beggar'd, I left wretched. Hir. I can but let my nose drop in sorrow, with wet eyes for her. Spun. The petticoat of her estate is unlaced, I confess. Hir. Yes, and the smock of her charity is now all to pieces. Ang. For love you bear to her, for some good turns Done you by me, give me one piece of silver. Hir. How ! a piece of silver ! if thou wert an angel of gold, I would not put thee into white money, unless I weighed thee ; and I weigh thee not a rush. Spun. A piece of silver ! I never had but two calves in my life, and those my mother left me ; I will rather part from the fat of them, than from a mustard-token's worth of argent. Hir. And so, sweet nit, we crawl from thee. Spun. Adieu, demi-dandiprat, adieu ! Ang. Stay, one word yet ; you now are full of gold. Hir. I would be sorry my dog were so full of the pox. Spun. Or any sow of mine of the meazles either. Ang. Go, go ! you're beggars both ; you are not worth j That leather on your feet. Hir. Away, away, boy ! Spun. Page, you do nothing but set patches on the soles of your jests. Ang. I am glad I tried your love, which, see ! I want not, So long as this is full. Both. And so long as this, so long as this. Hir. Spungius, you are a pickpocket. Spun. Hircius, thou hast nimm'd : So- long as ! not so much money is left as will buy a louse. Hir. Thou art a thief, and thou liest in that gut through which thy wine runs, if thou deniest it. Spun. Thou liest deeper than the bottom of mine enraged pocket, if thou affrontest it. Ang. No blows, no bitter language ; all your gold gone ! Spun. Can the devil creep into one's breeches ? Hir. Yes, if his horns once get into the codpiece. Ang. Come, sigh not ; I so little am in lov& With that whose loss kills you, that, see ! 'tis yours, All yours : divide the heap in equal share, So you will go along with me to prison, And in our mistress' sorrows bear a part : Say, will you? Both. Will we! Spun. If she were going to hanging, no gallows should part us. Hir. Let us both be turned into a rope of onions, if we do not. Ang. Follow me, then ; repair your bad deeds past ; Happy are men, when their best days are last! Spun. True, master Angelo ; pray, sir, lead the way. [Exit Angelo. Hir. Let him lead that way, but follow thou me this way. Spun. I live in a gaol ! Hir. Away, and shift for ourselves : She'll do we'll enough there ; for prisoners are more hungry after mutton, than catch- poles after prisoners. Spun. Let her starve then, if a whole gaol will not fill her belly. [Exeunt. ACT III. SCENE I. A Room in Dorothea's House. Enter Sapritius, Theophilus, Priest, Calista, and Christeta. Sap. Sick to the death, I fear. Theoph. I meet your sorrow, With my true feeling of it. THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. Sap. She's a witch, A sorceress, Theophilus ; my son Is charm'dby her enchanting eyes ; and, like An image made of wax, her beams of beauty Melt him to nothing : all my hopes in him, And all his gotten honours, find their grave In his strange dotage on her. Would, when first He saw and loved her, that the earth had open'd, And swallow" d both alive ! Thcoph. There's hope left yet. Sap. Not any : though the princess were appeased, All title in her love surrender'd up ; Yet this coy Christian is so transported With her religion, that unless my son (But let him perish first !) drink the same potion, And be of her belief, she'll not vouchsafe To be his lawful wife. Priest. But, once removed From her opinion, as I rest assured The reasons of these holy maids will win her, You'll find her tractable to anything, For our content or his. Theoph. If she refuse it, The Stygian damps, breeding infectious airs, The mandrake's shrieks, the basilisk's killing eye, The dreadful lightning that does crush the bones, And never singe the skin, shall not appear Less fatal to her, than my zeal made hot With love unto my gods. I have deferr'd it, In hopes to draw back this apostata, Which will be greater honour than her death, Unto her father's faith ; and, to that end, Have brought my daughters hither. Cat. And we doubt not To do what you desire. Sap. Let her be sent for. Prosper in your good work ; and were I not To attend the princess, I would see and hear How you succeed. Thcoph. I am commanded too, I'll bear you company. Sap. Give them your ring, To lead her as in triumph, if they win her, Before her highness. [Exit. Theoph. Spare no promises, Persuasions, or threats, I do conjure you : If you prevail, 'tis the most glorious work You ever undertook. Enter Dorothea and Angela. Priest. She comes. Theoph. We leave you ; Be constant, and be careful. [Exeunt Theoph. and Priest. Cal. We are sorry To meet you under guard. Dor. But I more grieved You are at liberty. So well I love you, That I could wish, for such a cause as mine,. You were my fellow-prisoners : Prithee, Angelo, Reach us some chairs. Please you sit Cal. We thank you : Our visit is for love, love to your safety. Christ. Our conference must be private,. pray you, therefore, Command your boy to leave us. Dor. You may trust him With any secret that concerns my life, Falsehood and he are strangers : had you,. ladies, Been bless'd with such a servant, you had never Forsook that way, your journey even half ended, That leads to joys eternal. In the place Of loose lascivious mirth, he would have stirr'd you To holy meditations ; and so far He is from flattery, that he would have told you, Your pride being at the height, how miserable And wretched things you were, that, for an hour Of pleasure here, have made a desperate sale Of all your right in happiness hereafter. He must not leave me ; without him I fall : In this life he's my servant, in the other A wish'd companion. Ang. 'Tis not in the devil, Nor all his wicked arts, to shake such goodness. Dor. But you were speaking, lady. Cal. As a friend And lover of your safety, and I pray you So to receive it ; and, if you remember . How near in love our parents were, that we, Even from the cradle, were brought up together, Our amity increasing with our years, We cannot stand suspected. Dor. To the purpose. Cal. We come, then, as good angels, Dorothea, To make you happy ; and the means so easy. That, be not you an enemy to yourself, Already you enjoy it. Christ. Look on us, Ruin'd as you are, once, and brought unto it, By your persuasion. Cal. But what follow'd, lady ? i6 THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. Leaving those blessings which our gods gave freely, And shower 'd upon us with a prodigal hand, As to be noble born, youth, beauty, wealth, And the free use of these without control, Check, curb, or stop, such is our law's inv dulgence ! All happiness forsook us ; bonds and fetters, For amorous twines ; the rack and hang- man's whips, In place of choice delights ; our parents' curses Instead of blessings; scorn, neglect, contempt, Fell thick upon us. Christ. This consider'd wisely, We made a fair retreat ; and reconciled To our forsaken gods, we live again In all prosperity. Cal. By our example, Bequeathing misery to such as love it, Learn to be happy. The Christian yoke's too heavy For such a dainty neck ; it was framed rather To be the shrine of Venus, or a pillar, More precious than crystal, to support Our Cupid's image : our religion, lady, Is but a varied pleasure ; yours a toil Slaves would shrink under. Dor. Have you not cloven feet ? are you not devils ? Dare any say so much, or dare I hear it Without a virtuous and religious anger ? Now to put on a virgin modesty, Or maiden silence, when His power is question'd That is omnipotent, were a greater crime, Than in a bad cause to be impudent. Your gods ! your temples ! brothel houses rather, Or wicked actions of the worst of men, Pursued and practised. Your religious rites ! Oh ! call them rather juggling mysteries, The baits and nets of hell : your souls the prey For which the devil angles ; your false plea- sures A steep descent, by which you headlong fall Into eternal torments. Cal. Do not tempt Our powerful gods. Dor. Which of your powerful gods ? Your gold, your silver, brass, or wooden ones, That can nor do me hurt, nor protect you ? Most pitied women ! will you sacrifice To such, or call them gods or goddesses, Your parents would disdain to be the same, Or you yourselves ? O blinded ignorance ! Tell me, Calista, by the truth, I charge you, Or anything you hold more dear, would you, To have him" deified to posterity, Desire your father an adulterer, A ravisher, almost a parricide, A vile incestuous wretch ? Cal. That, piety And duty answer for me. Dor. Or you, Christeta, To be hereafter register'd a goddess, Give your chaste body up to the embraces Of goatish lust? have it writ on your forehead, ' ' This is the common whore, the prostitute, The mistress in the art of wantonness, Knows every trick and labyrinth of desires That are immodest?" Christ. You judge better of me, Or my affection is ill placed on you ; Shall I turn strumpet ? Dor. No, I think you would not. Yet Venus, whom you worship, was a whore ; Flora, the foundress of the public stews, And has, for that, her sacrifice ; your great god, Your Jupiter, a loose adulterer, Incestuous with his sister : read but those That have canonized them, you'll find them worse Than, in chaste language, I can speak them to you. Are they immortal then, that did partake Of hum'an weakness, and had ample share In men's most base affections ; subject to Unchaste loves, anger, bondage, wounds, as men are? Here, Jupiter, to serve his lust, turn'd bull, The shape, indeed, in which he stole Europa ; Neptune, for gain, builds up the walls of Troy, As a day-labourer ; Apollo keeps Admetus 1 sheep for Bread ; the Lemnian smith Sweats at the forge for hire ; Prometheus here, With his still-growing liver, feeds the vulture ; Saturn bound fast in hell with adamant chains ; And thousands more, on whom abused error Bestows a deity. Will you then, dear sisters, For I would have you such, pay your devo- tions To things of less power than yourselves ? Cal. We worship Their good deeds in their images. Dor. By whom fashion'd ? By sinful men. I'll tell you a short tale, Nor can you but confess it is a true one : A king of Egypt, being to erect The image of Osiris, whom they honour, Took from the matrons' necks the richest jewels, And purest crold, as the materials, THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. To finish up his work ; which perfected, With all solemnity he set it up, To be adored, and served himself his idol ; Desiring it to give him victory Against his enemies : but, being overthrown, Enraged against his god, (these are fine gods, Subject to human fury !) he took down The senseless thing, and melting it again, He made a basin, in which eunuchs wash'd His concubine's feet ; and for this sordid use, Some months it served : his mistress proving false, As most indeed do so, and grace concluded Between him and the priests, of the same bason He made his god again ! Think, think, of this, And then consider, if all worldly honours, Or pleasures that do leave sharp stings be- hind them, Have power to win such as have reasonable souls, To put their trust in dross. Cat. Oh, that I had been born Without a father ! Clirist. Piety to him Hath ruin'd us for ever. Dor. Think not so ; You may repair all yet : the attribute That speaks his Godhead most, is merciful : Revenge is proper to the fiends you worship, Yet cannot strike without his leave. You weep, Oh, 'tis a heavenly shower ! celestial balm To cure your wounded conscience ! let it fall, Fall thick upon it ; and, when that is spent, I'll help it with another of my tears : And may your true repentance prove the child Of my true sorrow, never mother had A birth so happy ! Cal. We are caught ourselves, That came to take you ; and, assured of conquest, We are your captives. Dor. And in that you triumph : Your victory had been eternal loss, And this your loss immortal gain. Fix here, And you shall feel yourselves inwardly arm 'd 'Gainst tortures, death, and hell : but, take heed, sisters, That, or through weakness, threats, or mild persuasions, Though of a father, you fall not into A second and a worse apostacy. Cal. Never, oh never ! steel'd by your example, We dare the worst of tyranny. Christ. Here's our warrant, You shall along and witness it. Dor. Be confirm'd then ; And rest assured, the more you suffer here, The more your glory, you to heaven more dear. [Exeunt. SCENE II. The Governor's Palace. Enter Artemia, Sapritius, Theophilus, and Harpax. Artem. Sapritius, though your son deserve no pity, We grieve his sickness : his contempt of us, We cast behind us, and look back upon His service done to Cassar, that weighs down Our just displeasure. If his malady Have growth from his restraint, or that you think His liberty can cure him, let him have it : Say, we forgive him freely. Sap. Your grace binds' us, Ever your humblest vassals. Artem. Use all means, For his recovery ; though yet I love him, I will not force affection. If the Christian, Whose beauty hath out-rivall'd me, be won To be of our belief, let him enjoy her ; That all may know, when the cause wills, I can Command my own desires. Theoph. Be happy then, My lord Sapritius : I am confident, Such eloquence and sweet persuasion dwell Upon my daughters' tongues, that they will work her To anything they please. Sap. I wish they may ! Yet 'tis no easy task to undertake, To alter a perverse and obstinate woman. [A shout within : lond music. Artem. What means this shout ? Sap. 'Tis seconded with music, Triumphant music. Ha ! Enter Sempronius. Semp. My lord, your daughters, The pillars of our faith, having converted, For so report gives out, the Christian lady, The image of great Jupiter borne before them, Sue for access. Theoph. My soul divined as much. Blest be the time when first they saw this light ! Their mother, when she bore them to support My feeble age, filled not my longing heart With so much joy, as they in this good work, Have thrown upon me. Enter Priest with the Image of Jupiter, in- cense and censers ; followed by Calista and Christeta, leading Dorothea. Welcome, oh, thrice welcome, Daughters, both of my body and my mind ! i3 THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. i Let me embrace in you my bliss, my comfort ; And Dorothea, now more welcome too, Then if you never had fallen off! I amravish'd With the excess of joy: speak, happy daughters, The blest event. Cal. We never gain'd so much By any undertaking. Theoph. O my dear girl, Our gods reward thee ! Dor. Nor was ever time, On my part, better spent. Christ. We are all now Of one opinion. Theoph. My best Christeta ! Madam, if ever you did grace to worth, Vouchsafe your princely hands. Artem. Most willingly Do you refuse it ? Cal. Let us first deserve it. Theoph. My own child still ! here set our god ; prepare The incense quickly : Come, fair Dorothea, I will myself support you ; now kneel down, And pay your vows to Jupiter. Dor. I shall do it Better by their example. Theoph. They shall guide you, They are familiar with the sacrifice. Forward, my twins of comfort, and, to teach her, Make a joint offering. Christ. Thus [they both spit at the image, Cal. And thus [throw it down, and spurn it. Harp. Profane, And impious ! stand you now like a statue ? Are you the champion of the gods ? where is Your holy zeal, your anger? Theoph. I am blasted ; And, as my feet were rooted here, I find I have no motion ; I would I had no sight too! Or if my eyes can serve to any use, 'Give me, thou injured Power ! a sea of tears, To expiate this madness in my daughters ; For, being themselves, they would have trembled at "So blasphemous a deed in any other : For my sake, hold awhile thy dreadful thunder, And give me patience to demand a reason For this accursed act. Dor. 'Twas bravely done. Theoph. Peace, damn'd enchantress, peace ! I should look on you With eyes made red with fury, and my hand, That shakes with rage, should much outstrip my tongue, And seal my vengeance on your hearts ; but nature, To you that have fallen once, bids me again To be a father. Oh ! how durst you tempt The anger of great Jove ? Dor. Alack, poof Jove ! He is no swaggerer ; how smug he stands ! He'll take a kick, or anything. Sap. Stop her mouth. Dor. It is the patient'st godling ! do not fear him ; He would not hurt the thief that stole away Two of his golden locks ; indeed he could not : And still 'tis the same quiet thing. Theoph. Blasphemer ! Ingenious cruelty shall punish this : Thou art past hope : but for you yet, dear daughters, Again bewitch 'd, the dew of mild forgiveness May gently fall, provided you deserve it, With true contrition : be yourselves again ; Sue to the offended deity. Christ. Not to be The mistress of the earth. Cal. I will not offer A grain of incense to it, much less kneel, Nor look on it but with contempt and scorn, To have a thousand years conferr'd upon me Of worldly blessings. We profess ourselves To be, like Dorothea, Christians ; And owe her for that happiness. Theoph. My ears Receive, in hearing this, all deadly charms, Powerful to make man wretched. Artem. Are these they You bragg'd could convert others ! Sap. That want strength To stand, themselves ! Harp. Your honour is engaged, The credit of your cause depends upon it ; Something you must do suddenly. Theoph. And I will. Harp. They merit death ; but, falling by your hand, 'Twill be recorded for a just revenge, And holy fury in you. Theoph. Do not blow The furnace of a wrath thrice hot already ; ^Etna is in my breast, wildfire burns here, Which only blood must quench. Incensed Power ! Which from my infancy I have adored, Look down with favourable beams upon The sacrifice, though not allow'd thy priest, Which I will offer to thee ; and be pleased, My fiery zeal inciting me to act, To call that justice others may style murder. Come, you accurs'd, thus by the hair I drag you THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. Before this holy altar ; thus look on you, Less pitiful than tigers to their prey : And thus, with mine own hand, I take that life Which I gave to you. {Kills them. Dor. O, most cruel butcher ! Theoph. My anger ends not here : hell's dreadful porter, Receive into thy ever-open gates, Their damned souls, and let the Furies' whips On them alone be wasted ; and, when death Closes these eyes, 'twill be Elysium to me To hear their shrieks and bowlings. Make me, Pluto, Thy instrument to furnish thee with souls Of that accursed sect ; nor let me fall, Till my fell vengeance hath consumed them all. [Exit with Harpax. Artem. Tis a brave zeal. Enter Angelo, smiling. Dor. Oh, call him back again, Call back your hangman ! here's one pri- soner left To be the subject of his knife. Artem. Not so ; We are not so near reconciled unto thee ; Thou shalt not perish such an easy way. Be she your charge, Sapritius, now ; and Suffer none to come near her, till we have Found out some torments worthy of her. Ang. Courage, mistress ; These martyrs but prepare your glorious fate; You shall exceed them, and not imitate. [Exeunt. SCENE \\l.ARoom in Dorothea's House. Enter Spungius and Hircius, ragged, at opposite doors* Hir. Spungius ! Spun. My fine rogue, how is it? how goes this tattered world? Hir. Hast any money? Spun. Money ! no. The tavern ivy clings about my money, and kills it. Hast thou any money ? Hir. No. My money is a mad bull ; and finding any gap opened, away it runs. Spun. I see then a tavern and a bawdy- house have faces much alike ; the one hath red grates next the door, the other hath peeping-holes within doors : the tavern hath evermore a bush, the bawdyhouse sometimes neither hedge nor bush. From a tavern a man comes reeling ; from a bawdyhouse not able to stand. In the tavern you are cozen'd with paltry wine ; in a bawdyhouse by a painted whore : money may have wine, and a whore will have money ; but to neither can you cry, Drawer, you rogue ! or, Keep door, rotten bawd ! without a silver whistle : We are justly plagued, therefore, for running from our mistress. Hir. Thou didst ; I did not : Yet I had run too, but that one gave me turpentine pills, and that staid my running. Spun. Well ! the thread of my life is drawn through the needle of necessity, whose eye, looking upon my lousy breeches, cries out it cannot mend them ; which so pricks the linings of my body, (and those are heart, lights, lungs, guts, and midriff,) that I beg on my knees, to have Atropos, the tailor to the Destinies, to take her shears, and cut my thread in two ; or to heat the iron goose of mortality, and so press me to death. Hir. Sure thy father was some botcher, and thy hungry tongue bit off these shreds of complaints, to patch up the elbows of thy nitty eloquence. Spun. And what was thy father? Hir. A low-minded cobler, a cobler whose zeal set many a woman upright ; the remembrance of whose awl (I now having nothing) thrusts such scurvy stitches into my soul, that the heel of my happiness is gone awry. ' Spun. Pity that e'er thou trod'st thy shoe awry. Hir. Long I cannot last ; for all sowterly wax of comfort melting away, and misery taking the length of my foot', it boots not me to sue for life, when all my hopes are seam-rent, and go wet-shod. Spun. This shows thou art a cobler 's son, by going through stitch : O Hircius, would thou and I were so happy to be coblers ! Hir. So would I ; for both of us being weary of our lives, should then be sure of shoemaker's ends. Spun. I see the beginning of my end, for I am almost starved. Hir. So am not I ; but I am more than famished. Spiin. All the members in my body are in a rebellion one against another. Hir. So are mine, and nothing but a cook, being a constable, can appease them, presenting to my nose, instead of his painted staff, a spit full of roast meat. Spun. But in this rebellion, what uproars ! do they make ! my belly cries to my mouth, j Why dost not gape and feed me ? Hir. And my mouth sets out a throat to my hand, Why dost thou not lift up meat, and cram. my chops with it ? Spun. Then my hand hath a fling at mine C2 THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. eyes, because they look not out, and shark for victuals. Hir. Which mine eyes seeing, full of tears, cry aloud, and curse my feet, for not ambling up and down to feed colon ; sithence if good meat be in any place, 'tis known my feet can smell. Spun. But then my feet, like lazy rogues, lie still, and had rather do nothing, 'than run to and fro to purchase anything. Hir. Why, among so many millions of , people, should thou and I only be miserable I tatterdemallions, ragamuffins, and lousy desperates? Spun. Thou art a mere I-am-an-o, I-am- an-as : consider the whole world, and 'tis as we are. Hir. Lousy, beggarly ! thou whoreson assafoetida ! Spun. Worse ; all tottering, all out of i frame, thou fooliamini ! Hir. As how, arsenic? come, make the world smart. Spun. Old honour goes on crutches, beggary rides caroched ; honest men make feasts, 'knaves sit at tables, cowards are lapp'd in velvet, soldiers (as we) in rags ; beauty turns whore ; whore, bawd ; and both die of the pox : why then, when all the world stumbles, should thou and I walk upright ? Hir. Stop, look ! who's yonder? Enter Angelo. Spun. Fellow Angelo ! how does my little man ? well ? Ang. Yes ; And would you did so too ! Where are your clothes ? Hir. Clothes ! You see even- woman almost go in her loose gown, and why should not we have our clothes loose ? Spun. Would they were loose ! Ang. Why, where are they? Spun. Where many a velvet cloak, I \varrant , at this hour, keeps them company ; they are pawned to a broker. Ang. Why pawn'd? where 's all the gold I left with you ? Hir. The gold ! we put that into a scrivener's hands, and he hath cozen 'd us. Spun. And therefore, I prithee, Angelo, if thou hast another purse, let it be confiscate, and brought to devastation. Ang. Are you made all of lies? I know which way Your guilt-wing' d pieces flew. I will no more Be mock'd by you : be sorry for your riots, Tame your wild flesh by labour; eat the bread Got with hard hands ; let sorrow be your whip, Tc draw drops of repentance from your heart : When I read this amendment in your eyes, You shall not want ; till then, my pity dies. [Exit. Spun. Is it not a shame, that this scurvy puerilis should give us lessons ? Hir. I have dwelt, thou know'st, a long time in the suburbs of conscience, and they are ever bawdy ; but now my heart shall take a house within the walls of honesty. Enter Harpax behind. Spun. O you drawers of wine, draw me no more to the bar of beggary ; the sound of Score a pottle of sack, is worse than the noise of a scolding oysterwench, or two cats incorporating. Harp. This must not be I do not like when conscience Thaws ; keep her frozen still. [Comes forward.] How now, my masters ! Dejected? drooping? drown'd in tears? clothes torn ? Lean, and ill colour'd? sighing? where 's the whirlwind Which raises all these mischiefs? I have seen you Drawn better on't. O ! but a spirit told me You both would come to this, when in you thrust Yourselves into the sen-ice of that lady, Who shortly now must die. Where's now her praying ? What good got you by wearing out your feet, To run on scuny errands to the poor, And to bear money to a sort of rogues, And lousy prisoners ? Hir. Pox on them ! I never prospered since I did it. Spun. Had I been a pagan still, I should not have spit white for want of drink ; but come to any vintner now, and bid him trust me, because I turned Christian, and he cries, Poh! Harp. You're rightly sensed ; before that peevish lady Had to do with you, women, wine, and money Flow 'd in abundance with you, did it not ? Hir. O, those days ! those days ! Harp. Beat not your breasts, tear not your hair in madness ; Those days shall come again, be ruled by me; And better, mark me, better. THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. Spun. I have seen you, sir, as I take it, an attendant on the lord Theophilus. Harp. Yes, yes ; in shew his servant : but hark, hither ! Take heed nobody listens. Spun. Not a mouse stirs. Harp. I am a prince disguised. Hir. Disguised ! how ? drunk ? Harp. Yes, my fine boy ! I'll drink too, and be drunk ; I am a prince, and any man by me, Let him but keep my rules, shall soon grow rich, Exceeding rich, most infinitely rich : He that shall serve me, is not starved from pleasures , As other poor knaves are ; no, take their fill. Spun. But that, sir, we're so ragged Harp. You'll say, you'd serve me ? Hir. Before any master under the zodiac. Harp. For clothes no matter ; I've a mind to both. And one thing I like in you ; now that you see The bonfire of your lady's state burnt out, You give it over, do you not ? Hir. Let her be hang'd ! Spun. And pox'd ! Harp. Why, now you're mine ; Come, let my bosom touch you. Spun. We have bugs, sir. Harp. There's money, fetch your clothes home ; there's for you. Hir. Avoid, vermin! give over our mis- tress ! a man cannot prosper worse, if he serve the devil. Harp. How! the devil? I'll tell you what now of the devil, He's no such horrid creature ; cloven-footed, Black, saucer-eyed, his nostrils breathing fire, As these lying Christians make him. Both. No!" Harp. He's more loving To man, than man to man is. Hir. Is he so? Would we two might come acquainted with him ! Harp. You shall : he's a wondrous good fellow, loves a cup of wine, a whore, any- thing ; if you have money, it's ten to one but I'll bring him to some^ tavern to you or other. Spun. I'll bespeak the best room in the house for him. Harp. Some people he cannot endure. Hir. We'll give him no such cause. Harp. He hates a civil lawyer, as a soldier does peace. Spun. How a commoner? Harp. I -oves him from the teeth outward. Spun. Pray, my lord and prince, let me encounter you with one foolish question : does the devil eat any mace in his broth ! Harp. Exceeding much, when his burning fever takes him ; and then he has the knuckles of a bailiff boiled to his breakfast. Hir. Then, my lord, he loves a catchpole, does he not ? Harp. As a bearward doth a dog. A catchpole ! he hath sworn, if ever he dies, to make a serjeant his heir, and a yeoman his overseer. Spun. How if he come to any great man's gate, will the porter let him come in, sir? Harp. Oh ! he loves porters of great men's gates, because they are ever so near the wicket. Hir. Do not they whom he makes much on, for all his streaking their cheeks, lead hellish lives under him ? Harp. No, no, no, no ; he will be damn'd before he hurts any man : do but you (when you are thoroughly acquainted with him) ask for anything, see if it does not come. Spun. Anything ! Harp. Call for a delicate rare whore, she is brought you. Hir. Oh ! my elbow itches. Will the devil keep the door? Harp. Be drunk as a beggar, he helps you home. Spun. O my fine devil ! some watchman, I warrant ; I wonder who is his constable. Harp. Will you swear, roar, swagger? he claps you Hir. How ? on the chaps ? Harp. No, on the shoulder ; and cries, O, my brave boys ! Will any of you kill a man ? 'Spun. Yes, yes ; I, I. Harp. What is his word ? Hang ! hang ! 'tis nothing. Or stab a woman? Hir. Yes, yes ; I, I. Harp. Here is the worst word he gives you : A pox on't, go on ! Hir. O inveigling rascal ! I am ravish'd. Harp. Go, get your clothes ; turn up your glass of youth, And let the sands run merrily : nor do I care From what a lavish hand your money flies, So you give none away to beggars Hir. Hang them ! Harp. And to the scrubbing poor. Hir. I'll see them hang'd first. Harp. One service you must do me. Both. Anything; Harp. Your mistress, Dorothea, ere she suffers, Is to be put to tortures : have you hearts To tear her into shrieks, to fetch her soul Up in the pangs of death, yet not to die? THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. Hir. Suppose this she, and that I had no hands, here's my teeth. Spun. Suppose this she, and that I had no teeth, here's my nails. Hir. But will not you be there, sir ? Harp. No, not for hills of diamonds ; the grand master, Who schools her in the Christian discipline, Abhors my company : should I be there, You'd think all hell broke loose, we should so quarrel. Plyyou this business; he, her flesh who spares, Is lost, and in my love never more shares. \Exit. Spun. Here's a master, you rogue ! Hir. Sure he cannot choose but have a horrible number of servants. \Exeunt. ACT IV. SCENE I. The Governor's Palace. Antoninus on a couch, asleep, -with Doctors about him ; Sapritius and Macrinus. Sap. O you, that are half gods, lengthen that life Their duties lend us; turn o'er all the volumes Of your mysterious ^Esculapian science, T' increase the number of this young man's days : And, for each minute of his time prolong'd, Your fee shall be a piece of Roman gold With Caesar's stamp, such as he sends his captains When in the wars they earn well : do but save him, And, as he's half myself, be you all mine. i Doct. What art can do, we promise ; physic's hand As apt is to destroy as to preserve, If heaven make not the med'cine : all this while, Our skill hath combat held with his disease ; 1 But 'tis so arm'd, and a deep melancholy, To be such in part with death, we are in fear The grave must mock our labours. Mac. I have been His keeper in this sickness, with such eyes As I have seen my mother watch o'er me ; And, from that observation, sure I find It is a midwife must deliver him. Sap. Is he with child ? a midwife ! Mac. Yes, with child ; And will, I fear, lose life, if by a woman He is not brought to bed. Standby his pillow Some little while, and, in his broken slumbers, Him shall you hear cry out on Dorothea ; And, when his arms fly open to catch her, Closing together, he falls fast asleep, Pleased with embracings of her airy form. Physicians but torment him, his disease Laughs at their gibberish language ; let him hear The voice of Dorothea, nay, but the name, He starts up with high colour in his face ; She, or none, cures him ; and how that can be, The princess' strict command barring that happiness, To me impossible seems. Sap. To me it shall not ; I'll be no subject to the greatest Caesar Was ever crown'd with laurel, rather than cease To be a father. [Exit. Mac. Silence, sir, he wakes. Anton. Thou kill'st me, Dorothea ; oh, Dorothea ! Mac. She's here : enjoy her. Anton. Where? Why do you mock me? Age on my head hath stuck no white hairs yet, Yet I'm an old man, a fond doting fool ' Upon a woman. I, to buy her beauty, (In truth I am bewitch'd,) offer my life. And she, for my acquaintance, hazards hers : Yet for our equal sufferings, none holds out A hand of pity. i Doct. Let him have some music. Anton. Hell on your fidling ! [Starting from his couch. i Doct. Take again your bed, sir ; Sleep is a sovereign physic. Anton. Take an ass's head, sir : Confusion on your fooleries, your charms ! Thou stinking clyster-pipe, where's the god of rest, Thy pills and base apothecary drugs Threaten'd to bring unto me ? Out, you impostors ! Quacksalving, cheating mountebanks ! your skill Is to make sound men sick, and sick men kilL Mac. Oh, be yourself, dear friend. Anton. Myself, Macrinus ! How can I be myself, when I am mangled Into a thousand pieces? here moves my head, But where's my heart ? wherever that lies dead. Re-enter Sapritius, dragging in Dorothea by the hair, Angelo following. Sap. Follow me, thou damn'd sorceress ! Call up thy spirits, And, if they can, now let them from my hand Untwine these witching hairs. Anton. I am that spirit : Or, if I be not, were you not my father, One made of iron should hew that hand in pieces, THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. That so defaces this sweet monument Of rny love's beauty. Sap. Art thou sick ? Anton. To death. Sap. Wouldst thou recover ? Anton. Would I live in bliss ! Sap. And do thine eyes shoot daggers at that man That brings thee health ? Anton. It is not in the world. Sap. It's here. Anton. To treasure, by enchantment lock'd In caves as deep as hell, am I as near. Sap. Break that enchanted cave : enter, and rifle The spoils thy lust hunts after ; I descend To a base office, and become thy pander, In bringing thee this proud thing : make her thy whore, Thy health lies here ; if she deny to give it, Force it : imagine thou assault'st a town's Weak wall ; to't, 'tis thine own, but beat this down. Come, and, unseen, be witness to this bat- tery, How the coy strumpet yields, i Doct. Shall the boy stay, sir ? Sap. No matter for the boy : pages are used To these odd bawdy shufflings ; and, indeed, are Those little young snakes in a Fury's head, Will sting worse than the great ones. Let the pimp stay. [Exeunt Sap. Mac. and Doct. Dor. O, guard me, angels ! What tragedy must begin now ? Anton. When a tiger Leaps into a timorous herd, with ravenous jaws, Being hunger-starv'd, what tragedy then begins ? Dor. Death; I am happy so; you, hitherto, Have still had goodness sphered within your eyes, Let not that orb be broken. Ang. Fear not, mistress ; If he dare offer violence, we two Are strong enough for such a sickly man. Dor. What is your horrid purpose, sir? your eye Bears danger in it. Anton. I must Dor. What? Sap. \within.~] Speak it out. Anton. Climb that sweet virgin tree. Sap. [within.'] Plague o' your trees ! Anton. And pluck that fruit which none, I think, e'er tasted. Sap. [within.'] A soldier, and stand fumb- ling so ! Dor. Oh, kill me, [kneels. And heaven will take it as a sacrifice ; But, if you play the ravisher, there is A hell to swallow you. Sap. [within] Let her swallow thee ! Anton. Rise : for the Roman empire, Dorothea, I would not wound thine honour. Pleasures forced, Are unripe apples ; sour, not worth the plucking : Yet, let me tell you, 'tis my father's will, That I should seize upon you, as my prey ; Which I abhor, as much as the blackest sia The villainy of man did ever act. [Sapritius breaks in with Macrinus. Dor. Die happy for this language ! Sap. Die a slave, A blockish idiot ! Mac. Dear sir, vex him not. Sap. Yes, and vex thee too ; both, I think, are geldings : Cold, phlegmatic bastard, thou'rt no brat of mine ; One spark of me, when I had heat like thine. By this had made a bonfire : a tempting whore, For whom thou'rt mad, thrust e'en into thine arms, And stand 'st thou puling ! Had a tailor seen her At this advantage, he, with his cross capers, Had ruffled her by this : but thou shalt curse Thy dalliance, and here, before her eyes, Tear thy own flesh in pieces, when a slave In hot lust bathes himself, and gluts those pleasures Thy niceness durst not touch. Call out a slave ; You, captain of our guard, fetch a slave hither. Anton. What will you do, dear sir? Sap. Teach her a trade, which many a one would learn In less than half an hour, to play the whore. Enter Soldiers with a Slave. Mac . A slave is come ; what now ? Sap. Thou hast bones and flesh Enough to ply thy labour : from what country Wert thou ta'en a prisoner, here to be our slave ? Slave. From Britain. Sap. In the west ocean ? Slave. Yes. Sap. An island ? Slave. Yes. Sap. I'm fitted : of all nations THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. Our Roman swords e'er conquer'd, none comes near The Briton for true whoring. Sirrah fellow, What wouldst thou do to gain thy liberty ? Slave. Do ! liberty ! fight naked with a lion, Venture to pluck a standard from the heart Of an arm'd legion. Liberty ! I'd thus Bestride a rampire, and defiance spit I" the face of death, then, when the batter- ing-ram Was fetching his career backward, to pash Me with his horns in pieces. To shake my chains off, And that I could not do't but by thy death, Stood'st thou on this dry shore, 'l on a rock Ten pyramids high, down would I leap to kill thee, Or die myself : what is for man to do, I'll venture on, to be no more a slave. Sap. Thou shalt, then, be no slave, for I will set thee Upon a piece of work is fit for man ; Brave for a Briton : drag that thing aside, And ravish her. Slave. And ravish her ! is this your manly service ? A devil scorns to do it ; 'tis for a beast, A villain, not a man : I am, as yet, But half a slave ; but, when that work is past, A damned whole one, a black ugly slave, The slave of all base slaves : do't thyself, Roman, 'Tis drudgery fit for thee. Sap. He's bewitched too : Bind him, and with a bastinado give him, Upon his naked belly, two hundred blows. Slave. Thou art more slave than I. [He is carried in. Dor. That power supernal, on whom waits my soul, Is captain o er my chastity. Anton. Good sir, give o'er : The more you wrong her, yourself s vex'd the more. Sap. Plagues light on her and thee ! thus down I throw Thy harlot, thus by the hair nail her to earth. Call in ten slaves, 'let every one discover What lust desires, and surfeit here his fill. Call in ten slaves. . Enter Slaves. Mac. They are come, sir, at your call. Sap. Oh, oh ! [Falls down. Enter Theophilus. Theoph. Where is the governor? Anton. There's my wretched father. Theoph. My lord Sapritius he's not dead ! my lord ! That witch there Anton. 'Tis no Roman gods can strike These fearful terrors. O, thou happy maid, Forgive this wicked purpose of my lather. Dor. I do. Theoph. Gone, gone; he's pepper'd. It is thou Hast done this act infernal. Dor. Heaven pardon you ! And if my wrongs from thence pull ven- geance down, (I can no miracles work,) yet, from my soul, Pray to those Powers I serve, he may recover. Theoph. He stirs help, raise him up, my lord ! Sap. Where am I ? Theoph. One cheek is blasted. Sap. Blasted ! where's the lamia That tears my entrails? I'm bewitcli'd ; seize on her. Dor. I'm here ; do what you please. Theoph. Spurn her to the bar. Dor. Come, boy, being there, more near to heaven we are. Sap. Kick harder ; go out, witch ! \E.\~eunt. Anton. O bloody hangmen ! Thine own gods give thee breath ! Each of thy tortures is my several death. [Exit. SCENE II. A Public Square. Enter Harpax, Hircius, and Spungius. Harp. Do you like my sen-ice now ? say, am not I A master worth attendance ? Spun. Attendance ! 1 had rather lick clean the soles of your dirty boots, than wear the richest suit of any infected lord, whose rotten life hangs between the two poles. Hir. A lord's suit i I would not give up the cloak of your sen-ice, to meet the splay- foot estate of any left-eyed knight above the antipodes ; because they are unlucky to meet. Harp. This day I'll try your loves to me ; 'tis only But well to use the agility of your arms. Spun. Or legs, I'm lusty at them. Hir. Orany other member that has no legs. Spun. Thou'lt run into some hole. Hir. If I meet one that's more than my match, and that I cannot stand in their hands, I must and will creep on my knees. Harp. Hear me, my little team of villains, hear me ; THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. I cannot teach you fencing with these cudgels, Yet you must use them ; lay them on but soundly ; That's all. Hir. Nay, if we come to mauling once, pah! Spun. But what walnut-tree is it we must beat? Harp. Your mistress. Hir. How ! my mistress ? I begin to have a Christian heart made of sweet butter. I melt ; I cannot strike a woman. Spun. Nor I, unless she scratch ; bum my mistress ! Harp. You're coxcombs, silly animals. Hir. What's that? Harp. Drones, asses, blinded moles, that dare not thrust Your arms out to catch fortune ; say, you fall off, It must be done. You are converted rascals, And, that once spread abroad, why every slave Will kick you, call you motley Christians, Arid half-faced Christians. Spun. The guts of my conscience begin to be of whitleather. Hir. I doubt me, I shall have no sweet butter in me. Harp. Deny this, and each pagan whom you meet, Shall forked fingers thrust into your eyes Hir. If we be cuckolds. Harp. Do this, and every god the Gentiles bow to, Shall add a fathom to your line of years. Spun. A hund ied fathom, I desire no more. Hir. I desire but one inch longer. Harp. The senators will, as you pass along, Clap you upon your shoulders with this hand, And with this give you gold : when you are dead, Happy that man shall be, can get a nail, The paring, nay, the dirt under the nail, Of any of you both, to say, this dirt Belonged to Spungius or Hircius. Spun. They shall not want dirt under my nails, I will keep them long of purpose, for now my fingers itch to be at her. Hir. The first thing I do, I'll take her over the lips. Spun. And I the hips, we may strike anywhere ? Harp. Yes, anywhere. Hir. Then I know where I'll hit her. Harp. Prosper, and be mine own ; stand by, I must not To see this done, great business calls me hence : He's made can make her curse his violence. [Exit. Spun. Fear it not, sir ; her ribs shall be basted. Hir. I'll come upon her with rounce, robble-hobble, and thwick-thwack-thirleiy bouncing. Enter Dorothea, led prisoner ; Sapritius, Theophilus, Angelo, and a Hangman, who sets up a pillar ; Sapritius and Theo- philus sit ; Angelo stands by Dorothea. A guard attending. Sap. According to our Roman customs, bind That Christian to a pillar. Theoph. Infernal Furies, Could they into my hand thrust all their whips To tear thy flesh, thy soul, 'tis not a torture Fit to the vengeance I should heap on thee, For wrongs done me; me! forflagitious facts, By thee done to our gods ; yet, so it stand, To great Caesarea's governor's high pleasure, Bow but thy knee to Jupiter, and offer Any slight sacrifice ; or do but swear By Caesar's fortune, and be free. Sap. Thou shalt. Dor. Not for all Caesar's fortune, were it chain'd To more worlds than are kingdoms in the world, And all those worlds drawn after him. I defy Your hangmen ; you now shew me whither to fly. Sap. Are her tormentors ready ? Ang. Shrink not, dear mistress. Spun and Hir. My lord, we are ready for the business. Dor. You two ! whom I like foster 'd children fed, And lengthen'd out your starved life with bread. You be my hangmen ! whom, when up the ladder Death haled you to be strangled, I fetch VI down, Clothed you, and warm'd you, you two my tormentors ! Both. Yes, we. Dor. Divine Powers pardon you ! Sap. Strike. [They strike at her! Angelo kneeling holds her fast. Theoph. Beat out her brains. Dor. Receive me, you bright angels ! Sap. Faster, slaves. Spun. Faster ! I am out of breath, I am THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. sure ; if I were to beat a buck, I can strike no harder. Hir. O mine arms ! I cannot lift them to my head. Dor. Joy above joys ! are my tormentors weary- In torturing me, and, in my sufferings, I fainting in no limb ! tyrants, strike home, And feast your fury full. Theoph. These dogs are curs, [Comes from his seat. Which snarl, yet bite not. See, my lord, her face Has more bewitching beauty than before : Proud whore, it smiles ! cannot an eye start out, With these ? Hir. No, sir ; nor the bridge of her nose fall ; 'tis full of iron work. Sap. Let's view the cudgels, are they not counterfeit ? Ang. There fix thine eye still ; thy glo- rious crown must come Not from soft pleasure, but by martyrdom. There fix thine eye still ; when we next do meet, Not thorns, but roses, shall bear up thy feet : There fix thine eye still. [Exit. Dor. Ever, ever, ever ! Enter Harpax, sneaking. Theoph. We're mock'd ; these bats have power to fell down giants, Yet her skin is not scarr'd. Sap. What rogues are these? Theoph. Cannot these force a shriek ? [Beats Spungius. Spun. Oh ! a woman has one of my ribs, and now five more are broken. Theoph. Cannot this make her roar? [Beats Hircius ; he roars. Sap. Who hired these slaves? what are they? Spun. We serve that noble gentleman, there ; he enticed us to this dry beating ; oh ! for one half pot. Harp. My servants ! two base rogues, and sometime servants To her, and for that cause forbear to hurt her. Sap. Unbind her ; hang up these. Theoph. Hang the two hounds on the next tree. Hir. Hang us ! master Harpax, what a devil, shall we be thus used ? Harp. What bandogs but you two would worry a woman ? Your mistress ? I but clapt you, you flew on. Say I should get your lives, each rascal beggar Would, when he met you, cry out, Hell- hounds ! traitors ! Spit at you, fling dirt at you ; and no woman Ever endure your sight : 'tis your best course Now, had you secret knives, to stab your- selves ; But, since you have not, go and be hang'd. Hir. I thank you. Harp. 'Tis your best course. Theoph. Why stay they trifling here ? To the gallows drag them by the heels ; away ! Spun." By the heels ! no, sir, we have legs to do us that service. Hir. Ay, ay, if no woman can endure my sight, away with me. Harp. Dispatch them. Spun. The devil dispatch thee ! [Exeunt Guard -with Spungius and Hircius. Sap. Death this day rides in triumph, Theophilus. See this witch made away too. Theoph. My soul thirsts for it ; Come, I myself the hangman's part could play. Dor. O haste me to my coronation day ! SCENE III. The Place of Execution. A sea/old, block, &>c. Enter Antoninus, supported by Macrinus, and Servants. Anton. Is this the place, where virtue is to suffer, And heavenly beauty, leaving this base earth, To make a glad return from whence it came ? Is it, Macrinus ? Mac. By this preparation, You well may rest assured that Dorothea This hour is to die here. Anton. Then with her dies The abstract of all sweetness that's in woman! Set me down, friend, that, ere the iron hand Of death close up mine eyes, they may at once Take my last leave both of this light and her: For, she being gone, the glorious sun himself To me's Cimmerian darkness. Mac. Strange affection ! Cupid once more hath changed his shafts with Death, And kills instead of giving life. Anton. Nay, weep not ; Though tears of friendship be a sovereign balm, On me they're cast away. It is decreed That I must die with her ; our clue of life Was spun together. Mac. Yet, sir, 'tis my wonder, That you, who, hearing only what she suffers, Partake of all her tortures, yet will be, To add to our calamity, an eyewitness THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. = 7 Of her last tragic scene, which must pierce deeper, And make the wound more desperate. Anton. Oh, Macrinus ! 'Twould linger out my torments else, not kill me, Which is the end I aim at : being to die too, What instrument more glorious can I wish for, Than what is made sharp by my constant love And true affection? It may be, the duty And loyal service, with which I pursued her, And seal'd it with my death, will be re- member 'd Among her blessed actions ; and what honour Can I desire beyond it ? Enter a Guard bringing in Dorothea, a Headsman before her : followed by Theo- philus, Sapritius, and Harpax. See, she comes ; How sweet her innocence appears ! more like To heaven itself, than any sacrifice That can be offer'd to it. By my hopes Of joys hereafter, the sight makes me doubtful In my belief ; nor can I think our gods Are good, or to be served, that take delight In offerings of this kind : that, to maintain Their power, deface the masterpiece of nature, Which they themselves come short of. She ascends, And every step raises her nearer heaven. What god soe'erthou art, that must enjoyher, Receive in her a boundless happiness ! Sap. You are to blame To let him come abroad. Mac. It was his will ; And we were left to serve him, not command him. Anton. Good sir, be not offended ; nor deny My last of pleasures in this happy object, That I shall e'er be blest with. Thcoph. Now, proud contemner Of us, and of our gods, tremble to think, It is not in the Power thou serv'st to save thee. Not all the riches of the sea, increased By violent shipwrecks, nor the unsearch'd mines, (Mammon's unknown exchequer,) shall re- deem thee : And, therefore, having first with horror weigh 'd What 'tis to die, and to die young ; to part with All pleasures and delights ; lastly, to go Where all antipathies to comfort dwell, Furies behind, about thee, and before thee ; And, to add to affliction, the remembrance Of the Elysian joys thou might'st have tasted, Hadst thou not turn'd apostata to those gods That so reward their servants ; let despair Prevent the hangman's sword, and on this scaffold Make thy first entrance into hell. Anton. She smiles, Unmoved, by Mars ! as if she were assured Death, looking on her constancy, would forget The use of his inevitable hand. Theoph. Derided too ! dispatch, I say. Dor. Thou fool ! That gloriest in having power to ravish A trifle from me I am weary of, What is this life to me? not worth a thought ; Or, if it be esteem'd, 'tis that I lose it To win a better : even thy malice serves To me but as a ladder to mount up To such a height of happiness, where I shall Look down with scorn on thee, and on the world ; Where, circled with true pleasures, placed above The reach of death or time, 'twill be my glory To think at what an easy price I bought it. There's a perpetual spring, perpetual youth: No joint-benumbing cold, or scorching heat, Famine, nor age, have any being there. Forget, for shame, your Tempe ; bury in Oblivion your feign 'd Hesperian orchards : The golden fruit, kept by the watchful dragon, Which did require a Hercules to get it, Compared with what grows in all plenty there, Deserves not to be named. The Power I serve, Laughs at your happy Araby, or the Elysian shades ; for he hath made his bowers Better in deed, than you can fancy yours. Anton. O, take me thither with you ! Dor. Trace my steps, And be assured you shall. Sap. With my own hands I'll rather stop that little breath is left thee. And rob thy killing fever. Theoph. By no means ; Let him go with her : do, seduced young man, And wait upon thy saint in death ; do, do : And, when you come to that imagined place That place of all delights pray you, ob- serve me, And meet those cursed things I once called Daughters, Whom I have sent as harbingers before you ; If there be any tiuth in your religion, THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. In thankfulness to me, that with care hasten Your journey thither, pray you send me some Small pittance of that curious fruit you boast of. Anton. Grant that I may go with her, and I will. Sap. Wilt thou in thy last minute damn thyself? Theoph. The gates to hell are open. Dor' Know, thou tyrant, Thou agent for the devil, thy great master, Though thou art most unworthy to taste of it, J can, and will. Enter Angelo, in the Angel's habit. Harp. Oh ! mountains fall upon me, Or hide me in the bottom of the deep, Where light may never find me ! Theoph. What's the matter? Sap. This is prodigious, and confirms her witchcraft. Theoph. Harpax, my Harpax, speak ! Harp. I dare not stay : Should I but hear her once more, I were lost. Some whirlwind snatch me from this cursed place, To which compared, (and with what now I suffer,) Hell's torments are sweet slumbers ! \Exit. Sap. Follow him. Theoph. He is distracted, and I must not lose him. Thy charms upon my servant, cursed witch, Give thee a short reprieve. Let her not die, Till my return. [Exeunt Sap. and Theoph. Anton. She minds him not : what object Is her eye fix'd on ? Mac. I see nothing. Anton. Mark her. Dor. Thou glorious minister of the Power I serve ! (For thou art more than mortal,) is't for me, Poor sinner, thou art pleased awhile to leave Thy heavenly habitation, and vouchsafest, Though glorified, to take my servant's habit ? For, put off thy divinity, so look'd My lovely Angelo. Ang. Know, I am the same; And still the servant to your piety. Your zealous prayers, and pious deeds first won me (But 'twas by His command to whom you sent them) To guide your steps. I tried your charity, When in a beggar's shape you took me up, And clothed my naked limbs, and after fed, ! As you believed, my famish'd mouth. Learn I By your example, to look on the poor | With gentle eyes ! for in such habits, often, Angels desire an alms. I never left you, i Nor will I now ; for I am sent to carry Your pure and innocent soul to joys eternal, ! Your martyrdom once suffer'd ; and before it, Ask any thing from me, and rest assured, You shall obtain it. Dor. I am largely paid Forall my torments. Since I find such grace, Grant that the love of this young man to me, I In which he languisheth to death, may be Changed to the love of heaven. Ang. I will perform it ; And in that instant when the sword sets free i Your happy soul, his shall have liberty. Is there aught else? Dor. For proof that I forgive ; My persecutor, who in scorn desired I To taste of that most sacred fruit I go to ; After my death, as sent from me, be pleased To give him of it. Ang. Willingly, dear mistress. Mac. I am amazed. Anton. I feel a holy fire, ' That yields a comfortable heat within me ; I am quite alter'd from the thing I was. 1 See ! I can stand, and go alone ; thus kneel , To heavenly Dorothea, touch her hand With a religious kiss. \Kncels. Re-enter Sapritius and Theophilus. Sap. He is well now, But will not be drawn back. Theoph. It matters not, We can discharge this work without his help. But see your son. Sap. Villain ! Anton. Sir, I beseech you, Being so near our ends, divorce us not. Theoph. I'll quickly make a separation of them : Hast thou aught else to say ? Dor. Nothing, but to blame Thy tardiness in sending me to rest ; My peace is made with heaven, to which my soul Begins to take her flight : strike, O ! strike . quickly ; And, though you are unmoved to see my death, Hereafter, when my story shall be read, As they were present now, the hearers shall Say this of Dorothea, with wet eyes, " She lived a virgin, and a virgin dies " \_Hcr head is struc THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. Anton. O, take my soul along, to wait on thine ! Mac . Your son sinks too. [Antoninus falls. Sap. Already dead ! Thcoph. Die all That are, or favour this accursed sect : I triumph in their ends, and will raise up A hill of their dead carcasses, to o'erlook The Pyrenean hills, but I '11 root out These superstitious fools, and leave the world No name of Christian. \Loud music: Exit Angelo, having first laid his hand upon the mouths of Anton, and Dor. Sap. Ha ! heavenly music ! Mac. Tis in the air. Theoph. Illusions of the devil, Wrought by some witch of her religion, That fain would make her death a miracle ; It frights not me. Because he is your son, Let him have burial ; but let her body Be cast forth with contempt in some high- way, And be to vultures and to dogs a prey. _____ \_Exeuni. ACT V. SCENE I. Theophilus discovered sitting in his Study : books about him. Theoph. Is 't holiday, O Caesar, that thy servant, Thy provost, to see execution done On these base Christians in Cassarea, Should now want work ? Sleep these ido- laters, That none are stirring? As a curious painter, When he has made some honourable piece, Stands off, and with a searching eye ex- amines Each colour, how 'tis sweeten'd ; and then hugs Himself for his rare workmanship so here, Will I my drolleries, and bloody landscapes, Long past wrapt up, unfold, to make me merry With shadows, now I want the substances. My muster-book of hell-hounds. Were the Christians, Whose names stand here, alive and arm'd, not Rome Could move upon her hinges. What I've done, Or shall hereafter, is not out of hate To poor tormented wretches ; no, I'm carried With violence of zeal, and streams of service I owe our Roman gods. Great Britain, what ? [reads. A thousand wives, with, brats sucking then- breasts, Had hot irons pinch them off, and thrown to swine ; And then their fieshy back-parts, hcw'd with hatchets, Were minced and baked in pics, to feed starv'd Christians. Ha ! ha ! Again, again, East Angles, oh, East Angles : Bandogs, kept three days hungry, worried A thousand British rascals, stied np fat Of purpose, stripped naked, and disarm d. I could outstare a year of suns and moons, To sit at these sweet bull-baitings, so I Could thereby but one Christian win to fall In adoration to my Jupiter. Twelve hun- dred Eyes bored with augers out Oh ! eleven \ thousand Torn by wild beasts: two hundred ramm 'd \ in the earth To the armpits, and full platters round about them, But far enough for reaching: Eat, dogs, ha ! ha ! ha ! ''He rises. Tush, all these tortures are but fillipings, Fleabitings ; I, before the Destinies Enter Angelo with a basket filled with fruit andfiowers. My bottom did wind up, would flesh myself Once more upon some one remarkable Above all these. This Christian slut was well, A pretty one ; but let such horror follow The next I feed with torments, that when Rome Shall hear it, her foundation at the sound Mav feel an earthquake. Ho\v now? [Music,. Ang. Are you amazed, sir? So great a Roman spirit and doth it tremble ! Theoph. How cam'st thou in? to whom. thy business ? Ang. To you : I had a mistress, late sent hence by you Upon a bloody errand ; you entreated, That, when she came into that blessed garden Whither she knew she went, and where, now happy, She feeds upon all joy, she would send to you Some of that garden fruit and flowers ; which here To have "her promise saved, are brought by me. Theoph. Cannot I see this garden ? 3 THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. Aug. Yes, if the master Will give you entrance. {He vanishes. Theoph. 'Tis a tempting fruit, And the most bright-cheek'd child I ever view'd ; Sweet smelling, goodly fruit. What flowers are these ? In Dioclesian's gardens, the most beauteous, Compared with these, are weeds : is it not February, The second day she died? frost, ice, and snow, Hang on the beard of winter : where'sthesun That gilds this summer ? pretty, sweet boy, say, In what country shall a man find this gar- den? My delicate boy, gone ! vanish'd ! within there, Julianus ! Geta ! Enter Julianus and Geta. Both. My lord. Theoph. Are my gates shut ? Geta. And guarded. Theoph. Saw you not A boy? Jul. Where? Theoph. Here he enter'd ; a young lad ; A thousand blessings danced upon his eyes : A smoothfaced glorious thing, that brought this basket. Geta. No, sir ! Theoph. Away but be inreach.if my voice calls you. {Exeunt Jul. and Geta. No ! vanish'd, and not seen ! be thou a spirit, sent from that witch to mock me, I am sure This is essential, and, howe'er it grows, Will taste it. [Eats of the fruit. Harp, [within.'] Ha, ha, ha, ha! Theoph. So good ! I'll have some more, sure. Harp. Ha, ha, ha, ha! great liquorish fool! Theoph. What art thou ? Harp. A fisherman. Theoph. What dost thou catch ? Harp. Souls, souls ; a fish call'd souls. Theoph. Geta! Re-enter Geta. Geta. My lord. Harp. \withinJ] Ha, ha, ha, ha ! Theoph. What insolent slave is this, dares | laugh at me ? Or what is "t the dog grins at so ? Geta. I neither know, my lord, at what, nor whom ; for there is none without, but my fellow Julianus, and he is making a gar- land for Jupiter. Theoph. Jupiter! all within me is not well ; And yet not sick. Harp. [within."] Ha, ha, ha, ha ! Theoph. What's thy name, slave? Harp, [at one end of the room.] Go look. Geta. Tis Harpax' voice. Theoph. Harpax ! go, drag the caitiff to my foot, That I may stamp upon him. Harp, {at the other end.] Fool, thou liest ! Geta. He's yonder, now, my lord. Theoph. Watch thou that end, Whilst I make good this. Harp, [in the middle.'} Ha, ha, ha, ha ha ! Theoph. He is at barley-break, and the last couple Are now in hell. Search for him. [Exit Geta.] All this ground, methinks, is bloody, And paved with thousands of those Chris- tians' eyes Whom I have tortured ; and they stare upon me. What was this apparition? sure it had A shape angelical. Mine eyes, though dazzled, And daunted at first sight, tell me, it wore A pair of glorious wings; yes, they were wings; And hence he flew : 'tis vanish'd ! Jupiter, For all my sacrifices done to him, Never once gave me smile. How can stone smile? Or wooden image laugh? [music.'] Ha! I remember, Such music gave a welcome to mine ear, When the fair youth came to me : 'tis in the air, Or from some better place ; a Power divine, Thiough my dark ignorance, on my soul does shine, And makes me see a conscience all stain'do'er, Nay, drown'd and damn'd for ever in Chris- tian gore. Harp, [within ^\ Ha, ha, ha ! Theoph. Again ! What dainty relish on my tongue This fruit hath left ! some angel hath me fed ; If so toothfull, I will be banqueted. {Eats again. Enter Harpax in a fearful shape, fire flash- ing out of the Study. Harp. Hold! Theoph. Not for Caesar. Harp. But for me thou shalt. Theoph. Thou art no twin to him that last was here. THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. Ye Powers, whom my soul bids me reverence, guard me ! What art thou? Harp. I am thy master. Theoph. Mine ! Harp. And thou my everlasting slave : that Harpax, Who hand in hand hath led thee to thy hell, Am I. Theoph. Avaunt ! Harp. I will not ; cast thou down That basket with the things in 't, and fetch up What thou hast swallow'd and then take a drink, Which I shall give thee, and I'm gone. Theoph. My fruit ! Does this offend thee ! see ! \_Eats again. Harp. Spit it to the earth, And tread upon it, or I'll piecemeal tear thee. Theoph. Art thou with this affrighted? see, here's more. [Pulls out a handful of flowers. Harp. Fling them away. I'll take thee else, and hang thee In a contorted chain of icicles, In the frigid zone : down with them ! Theoph. At the bottom One thing I found not yet. See ! [Holds up a cross of flowers. Harp. Oh ! 1 am tortured. Theoph. Can this do 't? hence, thou fiend infernal, hence ! Harp. Clasp Jupiter's image, and away with that. Theoph. At thee I'll fling that Jupiter ; for methinks, I serve a better master : he now checks me For murdering my two daughters, put on by thee, By thy damned rhetoric did I hunt the life Of Dorothea, the holy virgin-martyr. She is not angry with the axe, nor me, But sends these presents to me ; and I'll travel O'er worlds to find, and from her white hand Beg a forgiveness. Harp. No ; I'll bind thee here. Theoph. I serve a strength above thine ; this small weapon, Methinks, is armour hard enough. Harp. Keep from me. [Sinks a little. Theoph. Art posting to thy centre? down, hell-hound! down! Me thou hast lost. That arm, which hurls thee hence, [Harpax disappears. Save me, and set me up, the strong defence, In the fair Christian's quarrel ! Enter Angelo. Aug. Fix thy foot there, Nor be thou shaken with a Caesar's voice, Though thousand deaths were in it ; and I then Will bring thee to a river, that shall wash Thy bloody hands clean and more white than snow ; And to that garden where these blest things grow, And to that martyr'd virgin, who hath sent That heavenly token to thee: spread this brave wing, And serve, than Coesar, a far greater king. [Exit. Theoph. It is, it is, some angel. Vanish 'd again ! Oh, come back, ravishing boy ! bright mes- senger, Thou hast, by these mine eyes fix'd on thy beauty, Illumined all my soul. Now look I back On my black tyrannies, which, as they did Outdare the bloodiest, thou, blest spirit, that lead'st me, Teach me what I must to do, and, to do well, That my last act the best may parallel. [Exit. SCENE II. Dioclesian's Palace. Enter Dioclesian, Maximinus, the Kings of Epire, Pontus, and Macedon, meeting Artemia ; Attendants. Artem. Glory and conquest still attend upon Triumphant Caesar ! Diode. Let thy wish, fair daughter, Be equally divided ; and hereafter Learn thou to know and reverence Maxi- minus, Whose power, with mine united, makes one Caesar. Max. But that I fear, 'twould be held flattery, The bonds consider'd in which we stand tied, As love and empire, I should say, till now I ne'er had seen a lady I thought worthy To be my mistress. Artem. Sir, you shew yourself Both courtier and soldier ; but take heed, Take heed, my lord, though my dull-pointed beauty, Stain 'd by a harsh refusal in my servant, Cannot dart forth such beams as may inflame you, You may encounter such a powerful one, That with apleasing heat will thawyour heart, Though bound in ribs of ice. Love still is Love 3- THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. His bow and arrows are the same : Great Julius, That to his successors left the name of Caesar, Whom war could never tame, that with dry eyes ! Beheld the large plains of Pharsalia cover'd With the dead carcasses of senators, ! And citizens of Rome, when the world knew No other lord but him, struck deep in years too, (And men gray-hair'd forget the lusts of youth, ) After all this, meeting fair Cleopatra, A suppliant too, the magic of her eye, Even in his pride of conquest, took him captive : Xor are you more secure. Max-. Were you deform'd, (But, by the gods, you are most excellent,) Your gravity and discretion would o'ercome me ; And I should be more proud in being prisoner To your fair virtues, than of all the honours, Wealth, title, empire, that my sword hath purchased. Diode. This meets my wishes. Welcome it, Artemia, With outstretch'd arms, and study to forget That Antoninus ever was : thy fate Reserved thec for this better choice ; em- brace it. Max:. This happy match brings new nerves to give strength To our continued league. Diode. Hymen himself Will bless this marriage, which we'll solemnize In the presence of these kings. A', of Pontus. Who rest most happy, To be eyewitnesses of a match that brings Peace to the empire. Diode. We much thank your loves : But where's Sapritius, our governor, And our most zealous provost, good Theo- philus ! , If ever prince were blest in a true sen-ant, ; Or could the gods be debtors to a man, Both they and we stand far engaged to cherish His piety and service. Artem. Sir, the governor , Brookssadlyhisson's loss, although he turn'd i Apostata in death ; but bold Theophilus, : Who for the same cause, in my presence, seal'd His holy anger on his daughters' hearts ; Havingwith tortures first tried to convert her, Dragg'd the bewitching Christian to the scaffold, j And saw her lose her head. Diode. He is all worthy : And from his own mouth I would gladly hear The manner how she suffer 'd. Artem. 'Twill be deliver'd With such contempt and scorn, (I know his nature, ) That rather 'twill beget your highness' laughter, Than the least pity. Diode. To. that end I would hear it. Enter Theophilus, Sapritius, and Macrinus. Artem. He comes: with him the governor. Diode. O, Sapritius, I am to chide you for your tenderness ; But yet, remembering that you are a father, I will forget it. Good Theophilus, I'll speak with you anon. Nearer, your ear. [To Sapritius. Thcoph. {Aside to Macrinus.] By An- toninus' soul, I do conjure you, And though notfor religion, forhis friendship, Without demanding what's the cause that moves me, Receive my signet : By the power of this, Go to my prisons, and release all Christians, That are in fetters there by my command. Mac. But what shall follow? Theoph. Haste then to the port ; You there shall find twotallshipsreadyrigg'd, In which embark the poor distressed souls, And bear them from the reach of tyranny. Enquire not whither you are bound : the Deity That they adore will give you prosperous winds, And make your voyage such, and largely pay for Your hazard, and your travail. Leave me here ; There is a scene that I must act alone : Haste, good Macrinus ; and the great God guide you ! Mac. I'll undertake it ; there's something prompts me to it ; Tis to save innocent blood, a saint-like act : And to be merciful has never been By moral men themselves esteem 'd a sin. {Exit. Diode. You know your charge ? Sap. And will with care observe it. Diode. For I profess he is not Caesar's friend, That sheds a tear for any torture that A Christian suffers. Welcome, my best servant, My careful, zealous provost ! thou hast toil'd To satisfy my will, though in extremes : I love thee for 't ; thou art firm rock, no changeling. THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. 33' Prithee deliver, and for my sake do it, Without excess of bitterness, or scoffs, Before my 'brother and these kings, how took The Christian her death ? Theoph. And such a presence, Though every private head in this large room Were circled round with an imperial crown, Her story will deserve, it is so full Of excellence and wonder. Diode. Ha! how is this? Theoph. O ! mark it, therefore, and with that attention, As you would hear an embassy from heaven By a wing'd legate ; for the truth deliver'd, Both how, and what, this blessed virgin suffer' d, And Dorothea but hereafter named, You will rise up with reverence, and no more, As things unworthy of your thoughts, re- member What the canonized Spartan ladies were, Which lying Greece so boasts of. Your own matrons, Your Roman dames, whose figures you yet keep As holy relics, in her history W r ill find a second urn : Gracchus' Cornelia, Paulina, that in death desired to follow Her husband Seneca, nor Brutus' Portia, That swallow'd burning coals to overtake him, Though all their several worths were given to one, With this is to be mention'd. Max. Is he mad? Diode. Why, they did die, Theophilus, and boldly ; This did no more. Theoph. They, out of desperation, Or for vain glory of an after-name, Parted with life : this had not mutinous sons, As the rash Gracchi were ; nor was this saint A doating mother, as Cornelia was. This lost no husband, in whose overthrow Her wealth and honour sunk; no fear of want Did make her being tedious ; but, aiming At an immortal crown, and in His cause Who only can bestow it ; who sent down Legions of ministering angels to bear up Her spotless soul to heaven , who en tertain 'd it With choice celestial music, equal to The motionof the spheres ; she, uncompell'd, Changed this life for a better. My lord Sapritius, You were present at her death ; did you e'er hear Such ravishing sounds? Sap. Yet you said then 'twas witchcraft. And devilish illusions. Theoph. I then heard it With sinful ears, and belch'd out blasphe- mous words Against his Deity, which then I knew not, . Nor did believe in him. Diode. Why, dost thou now? Or dar'st thou, in our hearing Theoph. Were my voice As loud as is His thunder, to be heard Through all the world, all potentates oir earth Ready to burst with rage, should they but hear it ; Though hell, to aid their malice, lent her furies, Yet I would speak, and speak again, and boldly, I am a Christian, and the Powers you wor- ship, But dreams of fools and madmen. Max. Lay hands on him. Diode. Thou twice a child ! for doating age so makes thee, Thou couldst not else, thy pilgrimage of lift: Being almost past through, in this last ma- ment Destroy whate'er thou hast done good or great. Thy youth did promise much ; and, grown a man, Thou mad'st it good, and, with increase of years, Thy actions still better 'd : as the sun, Thou did'st rise gloriously, kept'st a constant course In all thy journey ; and now, in the evening, When thou should 'st pass with honour to thy rest, Wilt thou fall like a meteor ? Sap. Yet confess That thou art mad, and that thy tongue and heart Had no agreement. Max. Do ; no way is left, else, To save thy life, Theophilus. Diode. But, refuse it, Destruction as horrid, and as sudden, Shall fall upon thee, as if hell stood open. And thou wert sinking thither. Theoph. Hear me, yet ; Hear, for my service past. Artem. What will he say ? Theoph. As ever I deserved your favour, hear me, And grant one boon ; 'tis not for life I sue for; Nor is it fit that I, that ne'er knew pity n 34 THE VIRGIN-MARTYR. To any Christian, being one myself, Should look for any : no, I rather beg The utmost of your cruelty. I stand Accomptable for thousand Christians 'deaths ; And, were it possible that I could die A day for every one, then live again To be again tormented, 'twere to me An easy penance, and I should pass through A gentle cleansing fire ; but, that denied me, It being beyond the strength of feeble nature, My suit is, you would have no pity on me. In mine own house there are a thousand engines Of studied cruelty, which I did prepare For miserable Christians ; let me feel, As the Sicilian did his brazen bull, The horrid'st you can find ; and I will say, In death, that you are merciful. Diucle. Despair not ; In this thou shalt prevail. Go fetch them hither : [Exit some of the Guard. Death shall put on a thousand shapes at once, And so appear before thee ; racks, and whips ! Thy flesh, with burning pincers torn, shall feed The fire that heats them ; and what's want- ing to The torture of thy body, I'll supply In punishing thy mind. Fetch all the Christians That are in hold ; and here, before his face, Cut them in pieces. Theoph. Tis not in thy power : It was the first good deed I ever did. They are removed out of thy reach ; howe'er, I was determined for my sins to die, I first took order for their liberty ; And still I dare thy worst. Re-enter Guard with racks and other instru- ments of torture. Diode. Bind him, I say ; Make every artery and sinew crack : The slave that makes him give the loudest shriek, Shall have ten thousand drachmas : wretch ! I'll force thee To curse the Power thou worship'st. Theoph. Never, never : No breath of mine shall e'er be spent on Him, [They torment him. But what shall speak His majesty or mercy. I'm honour "d in my sufferings. Weak tor- mentors, More tortures, more : alas ! you are un- skilful For heaven's sake more ; my breast is yet untom : Here purchase the reward that was pro- pounded. The irons cool, here are arms yet, and thighs ; Spare no part of me. Max. He endures beyond The sufferance of a man. Sap. No sigh nor groan, To witness he hath feeling. Diode. Harder, villains ! Enter Harpax. Harp. Unless that he blaspheme, he's lost for ever. If torments ever could bring forth despair, Let these compel him to it : Oh me ! My ancient enemies again ! [Falls down. Enter Dorothea in a white robe, a crown upon her head, led in by Angelo ; Anto- ninus, Calista, and Christeta following, all in white, but less glorious ; Angelo holds out a crown to Theophilus. Theoph. Most glorious vision ! Did e'er so hard a bed yield man a dream So heavenly as this ? I am confirm'd, Confirm'd, you blessed spirits, and make haste To take that crown of immortality You offer to me. Death ! till ' this blest minute, I never thought thee slow-paced ; nor would I Hasten thee now, for any pain I suffer, But that thou keep'st me from a glorious wreath, Which through this stormy way I would creep to, And, humbly kneeling, with humility wear it. Oh ! now I feel thee : blessed spirits ! I come ; And, witness for me all these wounds and scars, I die a soldier in the Christian wars. {Dies. Sap. I have seen thousands tortured, but ne'er yet. A constancy like this. Harp. I am twice damn'd. Ang. Haste to thyplace appointed, cursed fiend ! [Harpax sinks with thunder and lightning. In spite of hell, this soldier's not thy prey ; Tis I have won, thou that hast lost the day. [Exit with Dor. &>e. Diode. I think the centre of the earth be crack 'd Yet I stand still unmoved, and will go on : The persecution that is here begun, Through all the world with violence shall run. [Flourish. Exeunt. The Unnatural Combat. DRAMATIS PERSONS. Beaufort senior, governor 0/" Marseilles. Beaufort junior, his son, Malefort senior, admiral of Marseilles. Malefort /;zz assistants to the governor. Lanour, j Montreville, a pretended friend to Malefort senior. Belgarde, a poor captain. Three Sea Captains, of the navy of Malefort junior. A Steward. An Usher. A Page. Theocrine, daughter to Malefort senior. Two Waiting-women. Two Courtesans. A Bawd. Servants and Soldiers. SCENE, Marseilles. ACT I. SCENE I. A Hall in the Court of Justice. Enter Montreville, Theocrine, Usher, Page, and Waiting-women. Montr. Now to be modest, madam, when you are A suitor for your father, would appear Coarser than boldness ; you awhile must part with Soft silence, and the blushings of a virgin : Though I must grant, did not this cause command it, They are rich jewels you have ever worn To all men's admiration. In this age, If, by our own forced importunity, Or others purchased intercession, or Corrupting bribes, we can make our ap- proaches To justice, guarded from us by stern power, We bless the means and industry. Ush. Here's music In this bag shall wake her, though she had drunk opium, Or eaten mandrakes. Let commanders talk Of cannons to make breaches, give but fire To this petard, it shall blow open, madam, The iron doors of a judge, and make you entrance ; When they (let them do what they can) with all Their mines, their culverins, and basiliscos, Shall cool their feet without ; this being the picklock That never fails. Montr. 'Tis true, gold can do much, But beauty more. Were I the governor, Though the admiral, your father, stood con- victed Of what he's only doubted, half a dozen Of sweet close kisses from these cherry lips, With some short active conference in private, Should sign his general pardon. Theoc. These light words, sir, Do ill become the weight of my sad fortune ; And I much wonder, you, that do profess Yourself to be my father's bosom friend, Can raise mirth from his misery. Montr. You mistake me ; I share in his calamity, and only Deliver my thoughts freely, what I should do For such a rare petitioner : and if You'll follow the directions I prescribe, With my best judgment I'll mark out the way For his enlargement. Theoc. With all real joy I shall put what you counsel into act, Provided it be honest. Montr. Honesty In a fair she client (trust to my experience) Seldom or never prospers ; the world's wicked. We are men, not saints, sweet lady ; you must practise The manners of the time, if you intend To have favour from it : do not deceive yourself, By building too much on the false foundations Of chastity and virtue. Bid your waiters Stand further off, and I'll come nearer to you. 1 Worn. Some wicked counsel, on my life. 2 Worn. Ne'er doubt it, If it proceed from him. D 2 THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. Page. I wonder that My lord so much affects him. Ush. Thou'rt a child, And dost not understand on what strong basis This friendship's raised between this Montre- ville And our lord, Monsieur Malefort ; but I'll teach thee : From thy years they have been joint pur- chasers In fire and waterworks, and truck'd together. Page. In fire and water works ! Ush. Commodities, boy, Which you may know hereafter. Page. And deal in them, When the trade has given you over, as ap- pears by The increase of your high forehead. Ush. Here's a crack ! I think they suck this knowledge in their milk. Page. I had an ignorant nurse else. I have tied, sir, My lady's garter, and can guess 'Ush. Peace, infant ; Tales out of school ! take heed, you will be breech 'd else. 1 \Vorn. My lady's colour changes. 2 Worn. She falls off too. Theoc. You are a naughty man, indeed you are ; And I will sooner perish with my father, Than at this price redeem him. Montr. Take your own way, Your modest, legal way : 'tis not your veil, Nor mourning habit, nor these creatures taught To howl, and cry, when you begin to whimper ; Nor following my lord's coach in the dirt, Nor that which you rely upon, a bribe, Will do it, when there's something he likes better. These courses in an old crone of threescore, That had seven years together tired the court With tedious petitions, and clamours, For the recovery of a straggling husband, To pay, forsooth, the duties of one to her ; But for a lady of your tempting beauties, Your youth, and ravishing features, to hope only In such a suit as this is, to gain favour, Without exchange of courtesy you con- ceive me Enter Beaufort /#/0r, and Belgarde. Were madness at the height. Here's brave young Beaufort, The meteor of Marseilles, one that holds The governor his father's will and power In more awe than his own ! Come, come, advance, Present your bag, cramm'd with crowns of the sun ; Do you think he cares for money? he loves pleasure. Burn your petition, burn it ; he doats on you, Upon my knowledge : to his cabinet, do, And he will point you out a certain course. Be the cause right or wrong, to have your father Released with much facility. [Exit. Theoc. Do you hear ? Take a pander with you. Beauf. jun. I tell thee there is neither Employment yet, nor money. Belg. I have commanded, And spent my own means in my country's service, In hope to raise a fortune. Beauf. jun. Many have hoped so ; But hopes prove seldom certainties with soldiers. Belg. If no preferment, let me but re- ceive My pay that is behind, to set me up A tavern, or a vaulting-house ; while men love Or drunkenness, or lechery, they'll ne'er fail me : Shall I have that ? Beauf. jun. As our prizes are brought in ; Till then you must be patient. Belg. In the mean time, How shall I do for clothes? Beauf. jun. As most captains do : Philosopher-like, carry all you have about you. Belg. But how shall I do, to satisfy colon, monsieur? There lies the doubt. Beauf. jun. That's easily decided ; My father's table's free for any man That hath borne arms. Belg. And there's good store of meat? Beauf. jun. Never fear that. Belg. I'll seek no other ordinary then, But be his daily guest without invitemem ; And if my stomach hold, I'll feed so heartily. As he shall pay me suddenly, to be quit of me. Beauf. jun. 'Tis she. Belg. And further Beauf. jun. Away, you are troublesome ; Designs of more weight Belg. Ha ! fair Theocriae. Nay, if a velvet petticoat move in the front* THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. 37 Buff jerkins must to the rear ; I know my manners : This is, indeed, great business, mine a gew- gaw. I may dance attendance, this must be dis- patch'd, And suddenly, or all will go to wreck ; Charge her home in the flank, my lord : nay, I am gone, sir. \_Exit. Bcauf. fun. {raising Theoc. from her knees.} Nay, pray you, madam, rise, or I'll kneel with you. Page. I would bring you on your knees, were I a woman. Bcauf. jun. What is it can deserve so poor a name, As a suit to me ? This more than mortal form Was fash ion'd to command, and not entreat : Your will but known is served. Theoc. Great sir, my father, My brave, deserving father ; but that sor- row Forbids the use of speech Beauf. jun. I understand you, Without the aids of those interpreters That fall from your fair eyes : I know you labour The liberty of your father ; at the least, An equal hearing to acquit himself : And, 'tis not to endear my service to you, Though I must add, and pray you with pa- tience hear it, Tis hard to be effected, in respect The state's incensed against him : all pre- suming, The world of outrages his impious son, Turn'd worse than pirate in his cruelties, Express'd to this poor country, could not be With such ease put in execution, if Your father, of late our great admiral, Held not or correspondence, or connived At his proceedings. Theoc. And must he then suffer, His cause unheard ? Beauf. jun. As yet it is resolved so, In their determination. But suppose {For I would nourish hope, not kill it, in you) I should divert the torrent of their purpose, And render them, that are implacable, Impartial judges, and riot sway'd with spleen ; Will you, I dare not say in recompense. For that includes a debt you cannot owe me, But in your liberal bounty, in my suit To you, be gracious ? Theoc. You entreat of me, sir, What I should offer to you, with confession That you much undervalue your own worth, Should you receive me, since there come with you Not lustful fires, but fair and lawful flames. But I must be excused, 'tis now no time For me to think of Hymeneal joys. Can he (and pray you, sir, consider it) That gave me life, and faculties to love, Be, as he's now, ready to be devour'd By ravenous wolves, and at that instant, I But entertain a thought of those delights, In which, perhaps, my ardour meets with yours ! Duty and piety forbid it, sir. Beauf. jun. But this effected, and your father free, What is your answer ? Theoc. Every minute to me Will be a tedious age, till our embraces Are warrantable to the world. Beauf. jun. I urge no more ; Confirm it with a kiss. Theoc. [Kissing him.~\ I doubly seal it. Ush. This would do better abed, the busi- ness ended : They are the loving'st couple ! Enter Beaufort senior, Montaigne, Chamont, and Lanour. Beauf. jun. Here comes my father, With the Council of War : deliver your pe- tition, And leave the rest to me. [Theoc. offers a paper. Bcauf. sen. I am sorry, lady, Your father's guilt compels your innocence To ask what I in justice must deny. Beauf . jun. For my sake, sir, pray you receive and read it. Beauf. sen. Thou foolish boy ! I can deny thee nothing. {Takes the paper from Theoc. Beauf. jun. Thus far we are happy, madam : quit the place ; You shall hear how we succeed. Theoc. Goodness reward you ! [Exeunt Theocrine, Usher, Page, and Women. Mont. It is apparent ; and we stay too long To censure Malefort as he deserves. [They take their seats. Cham. There is no colo'ur of reason that makes for him : Had he discharged the trust committed to him, With that experience and fidelity He practised heretofore, it could not be Our navy should be block 'd up, and, in our sight, THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. Our goods made prize, our sailors sold for slaves, By his prodigious issue. Lan. I much grieve, After so many brave and high achievements, He should in one ill forfeit all the good He ever did his country. Beauf. sen. Well, 'tis granted. Beauf. jun. I humbly thank you, sir. Beaiif. sen. He shall have hearing, His irons too struck off; bring him before us, But seek no further favour. Beauf. jun. Sir, I dare not. [Exit. Beauf. sen. Monsieur Chamont, Mon- taigne, Lanour, assistants, By a commission from the most Christian king, In punishing or freeing Malefort, Our late great admiral : though I know you need not Instructions from me, how to dispose of Yourselves in this man's trial, that exacts Your clearest judgments, give me leave, with favour, To offer my opinion. We are to hear him, A little looking back on his fair actions, Loyal, and true demeanour ; not as now By the general voice already he's condemn'd. But if we find, as most believe, he hath held Intelligence with his accursed son, Fallen off from all allegiance, and turn'd (But for what cause we know not) the most bloody And fatal enemy this country ever Repented to have brought forth ; all com- passion [Of his years pass'd over, all consideration] Of what he was, or may be, if now pardon'd ; We sit engaged to censure him with all Extremity and rigour. Cham. Your lordship shews us A path which we will tread in. Lan. He that leaves To follow, as you lead, will lose himself. Mont. I'll not be singular. Re-enter Beaufort junior, with Montreville, Malefort senior, Belgarde, and Officers. Beauf. sen. He comes, but with A strange distracted look. Malef. sen. Live I once more To see these hands and arms free ! these, that often, In the most dreadful horror of a fight, Have been as seamarks to teach such as were Seconds in my attempts, to steer between The rocks of too much daring, and pale fear, To reach the port of victory ! when my sword, Advanced thus, to my enemies appear'd A hairy comet, threatening death and ruin To such as durst behold it ! These the legs, That, when our ships were grappled, carried me With such swift motion from deck to deck, As they that saw it, with amazement cried, He does not run, but flies ! Mont. He still retains The greatness of his spirit. Malef. sen. Now crampt with irons, Hunger, and cold, they hardly do support me But I forget myself. O, my good lords, That sit there as my judges, to determine Thelife, anddeath of Malefort, where are now Those shouts, those cheerful Ipoks, those loud applauses, With which, when I rettirn'd loaden with spoil, You entertain'd your admiral? all's forgotten ; And I stand here to give account of that Of which I am as free and innocent As he that never saw the eyes of him, For whom I stand suspected. Beauf. sen. Monsieur Malefort, Let not your passion so far transport you, As to believe from any private malice,' Or envy to your person, you are question' d ; Nor do the suppositions want weight, That do invite us to a strong assurance, Your son Malef. sen. My shame ! Beauf. sen. Pray you, hear with patience, never Without assistance or sure aids from you, Could, with the pirates of Argiers and Tunis, Even those that you had almost twice de- feated, Acquire such credit, as with them to be Made absolute commander ; (pray you ob- serve me ;) If there had not some contract pass'd between you, That, when occasion serv'd, you would join with them, To the ruin of Marseilles? Mont. More, what urged Your son to turn apostata? Cham. Had he from The state, or governor, the least neglect, Which envy could interpret for a wrong ? Lan. Or, if you slept not in your charge, how could So many ships as do infest our coast, And have in our own harbour shut our navy, Come in unfought with ? Beauf. jun. They put him hardly to it. Malef. sen. My lords, with as much brevity as I can, I'll answer each particular objection THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. 39 With which you charge me. The main ground, on which You raise the building of your accusation, Hath reference to my son : should I now curse him, Or wish, in the agony of my troubled soul, Lightning had found him in his mother's womb, You'll say 'tis from the purpose ; and I, therefore, Betake him to the devil, and so leave him ! Did never loyal father but myself Beget a treacherous issue ? was 't in me, With as much ease to fashion up his mind, As, in his generation, to form, The organs to his body ? Must it follow, Because that he is impious, I am false : I would not boast my actions, yet 'tis lawful To upbraid my benefits to unthankful men. W r ho sunk the Turkish gallies in the streights, But Malefort? Who rescued the French merchants, When they were boarded, and stow'd under hatches By the pirates of Argiers, when every minute They did expect to be chain 'd to the oar, But your now doubted admiral ? then you fill'd The air with shouts of joy, and did proclaim, When hope had left them, and grim-look'd despair Hover'd with sail-stretch'd wings over their heads, To me, as to the Neptune of the sea, They owed the restitution of their goods, Their lives, their liberties. O, can it then Be probable, my lords, that he that never Became the master of a pirate's ship, But at the mainyard hung the captain up, And caused the rest to be thrown over- board ; Should, after all these proofs of deadly hate, So oft express'd against them, entertain A thought of quarter with them ; but much less (To the perpetual ruin of my glories) To join with them to lift a wicked arm Against my mother-country, this Marseilles, Which, with my prodigal expense of blood, I have so oft protected ! Beauf. sen. What you have done Is granted and applauded ; but yet know This glorious relation of your actions Must not so blind our judgments, as to suffer This most unnatural crime you stand accused of, To pass unquestion'd. Cham. No ; you must produce Reasons of more validity and weight, To plead in your defence, or we shall hardly Conclude you innocent. Mont. The large volume of Your former worthy deeds, with your ex- perience, Both what and when to do, but makes against you. Lan. For had your care and courage been the same As heretofore, the dangers we are plunged in Had been with ease prevented. Malef. sen. What have I Omitted, in the power of flesh and blood, Even in the birth to strangle the designs of This hell-bred wolf, my son? alas ! my lords, I am no god, nor like him could foresee His cruel thoughts, and cursed purposes : Nor would the sun at my command forbear To make his progress to the other world, Affording to us one continued light. Nor could my breath disperse those foggy mists, Cover'd with which, and darkness of the night, Their navy undiscern'd, without resistance, Beset our harbour ! make not that my fault, Which you in justice must ascribe to fortune-- But if that nor my former acts, nor what I have deliver'd, can prevail with you, To make good my integrity and truth ; Rip up this bosom, and pluck out the heart That hath been ever loyal. [A trumpet within. Beauf. sen. How ! a trumpet ? Enquire the cause. \Exit Montreville. Male/, sen. Thou searcher of men's hearts, And sure defender of the innocent, (My other crying sins awhile not look'd on) If I in this am guilty, strike me dead, Or by some unexpected means confirm, I am accused unjustly ! [Aside. Re-enter Montreville with a Sea Captain. Beauf. sen. Speak, the motives That bring thee hither ? Capt. From our admiral thus : He does salute you fairly, and desires It may be understood no public hate Hath brought him to Marseilles ; norseekshe The ruin of his country, but aims only To wreak a private wrong : and if from you He may have leave and liberty to decide it In single combat, he'll give up good pledges, If he fall in the trial of his right, We shall weigh anchor, and no more molest This town with hostile arms. Beauf. sen. Speak to the man, If in this presence he appear to you, To whom you bring this challenge. THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. Capt. Tistoyou. Beauf. sen. His father ! Montr. Can it be ? Beauf. fun. Strange and prodigious ! Malef. sen. Thou seest I stand unmoved : were thy voice thunder, It should not shake me ; say, what would the viper? Capt. The reverence a father's name may challenge, And duty of a son no more remember'd, He does defy thee to the death. Malef. sett. Go on. Capt. And with his sword will prove it on thy head, Thou art a murderer, an atheist ; And that all attributes of men turn'd furies, Cannot express thee : this he will make good, If thou dar'st give him meeting. Malef. sen. Dare I live ! Dare I, when mountains of my sins o'er- whelm me, At my last gasp ask for mercy ! How I bless Thy coming, captain ; never man to me Arrived so opportunely ; and thy message, However it may seem to threaten death, Does yield to me a second life in curing My wounded honour. Stand I yet suspected As a confederate with this enemy, Whom of all men, against all ties of nature, He marks out for destruction ! you are just, Immortal Powers, and in this merciful ; And it takes from my sorrow, and my shame For being the father to so bad a son, In that you are pleased to offer up the monster To my correction. Blush and repent, As you are bound, my honourable lords, Your ill opinions of me. Not great Brutus, The father of the Roman liberty, With more assured constancy beheld His traitor sons, for labouring to call home The banish'd Tarquins, scourged with rods to death, Than I will shew, when I take back the life This prodigy of mankind received from me. Beauf. sen. We are sorry, monsieur Male- fort, for our error, And are much taken with your resolution ; But the disparity of years and strength, Between you and your son, duly consider'd, We would not so expose you. Malef. sen. Then you kill me, Under pretence to save me, O my lords, As you love honour, and a wrong'd man's 'fai'ie, Deny me not this fair and noble means To make me right again to all the world. Should any other but myself be chosen To punish this apostata with death, You rob a wretched father of a justice That to all after times will be recorded. I wish his strength were centuple, his skill equal To my experience, that in his fall He may not shame my victory ! I feel The powers and spirits of twenty strong men in me. Were he with wild fire circled, I undaunted Would make way to him. As you do affect, sir, My daughter Theocrine ; as you are My true and ancient friend ; as thou art valiant ; And as all love a soldier, second me [ They all sue to the Governor. In this my just petition. In your looks I see a grant, my lord. Beaiif. sen. You shall o'erbear me ; And since you are so confident in your cause, Prepare yo'u for the combat. Malef. sen. With more joy Than yet I ever tasted : by the next sun, The disobedient rebel shall hear from me, And so return in safety. \To the Captain.] My good lords, To all my service. I will die, or purchase Rest to Marseilles ; nor can I make doubt, But his impiety is a potent charm, To edge my sword, and add strength to my arm. [Exeunt. ACT II. SCENE I. An open Space without the City. Enter three Sea Captains. 2 Capt. He did accept the challenge, then ! i Capt. Nay more, Was overjoy 'd in 't ; and, as it had been A fair invitement to a solemn feast, And not a combat to conclude with death, He cheerfully embraced it. 3 Capt. Are the articles Sign'd to on both parts ? 1 Capt. At the father's suit, With much unwillingness the governor Consented to them. 2 Capt. You are inward with Our admiral ; could you yet never learn What the nature of the quarrel is, that renders The son more than incensed, implacable, Against the father? i Capt. Never ; yet I have, As tar as manners would give warrant to it, THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. With my best curiousness of care observed him. I have sat with him in his cabin a day together, Yet not a syllable exchanged between us. Sigh he did often, as if inward grief And melancholy at that instant would Choke up his vital spirits, and now and then A tear or two, as in derision of The toughness of his rugged temper, would Fall on his hollow cheeks, which but once felt, A sudden flash of fury did dry up ; And laying then his hand upon his sword, He would murmur, but yet so as I oft heard him, We shall meet, cruel father, yes, we shall ; When I'll exact, for every womanish drop Of sorrow from these eyes, a strict accompt Of much more from thy heart. 2 Capt. 'Tis wondrous strange. 3 Capt. And past, my apprehension. 1 Capt. Yet what makes The miracle greater, when from the maintop A sail's descried, all thoughts that do concern Himself laid by, no lion, pinch'd with hunger, Rouses himself more fiercely from his den, Than he comes on the deck ; and there how wisely He gives directions, and how stout he is In his executions, we, to admiration, Have been eyewitnesses : yet he never minds The booty when 'tis made ours ; but as if The danger, in the purchase of the prey, Delighted him much more than the reward, His will made known, he does retire himself To his private contemplation, no joy Express' d by him for victory. Enter Malefort/z/w/w. 2 Capt. Here he comes, But with more cheerful looks than ever yet I saw him wear. Malef. jun. It was long since resolved on, Nor must I stagger now in't. May the cause, That forces me to this unnatural act Be buried in everlasting silence, And I find rest in death, or my revenge ! To either I stand equal. Pray you, gentle- men, Be charitable in your censures of me, And do not entertain a false belief That I am mad, for undertaking that Which must be, when effected, still repented. It adds to my calamity, that I have Discourse and reason, and but too well know .1 can nor live, nor end a wretched life, But both ways I am impious. Do not, there- fore, Ascribe the perturbation of my soul To a servile fear of death : I oft have view'd All kinds of his inevitable darts, Nor are they terrible. Were I condemn'd to leap From the cloud-cover 'd brows of a steep rock, Into the deep ; or, Curtius like, to fill up, For my country's safety, and an after-name, A bottomless abyss, or charge through fire, It could not so much shake me, as th' en- counter Of this day's single enemy. i Capt. If you please, sir, You may shun it, or defer it. Malef. jun. Not for the world : Yet two things I entreat you ; the first is, You'll not enquire the difference between Myself and him, which as a father once I honour'd, now my deadliest enemy ; The last is, if I fall, to bear my body Far from this place, and where you please inter it. I should say more, but by his sudden coming I am cut off. Enter Beaufort junior and Montreville, leading in Malefort senior ; Belgarde following, with others. Beauf.jun. Let me, sir, have the honour To be your second. Montr. With your pardon, sir, I must put in for that, since our tried friend- ship Hath lasted from our infancy. Belg. I have served Under your command, and you have seen me fight, And handsomely, though I say it; and if now, At this downright game, I may but hold your cards, I'll not pull down the side. Malef. sen. I rest much bound To your so noble offers, and I hope Shall find your pardon, though I now refuse them ; For which I'll yield strong reasons, but as briefly As the time will give me leave. For me to borrow (That am supposed the weaker) any aid BYom the assistance of my second's sword, Might write me down in the black list of those That have nor fire nor spirit of their own ; But dare, and do, as they derive their courage From his example, on whose help and valour They wholly do depend. Let this suffice, In my excuse, lor that. Now, if you please, THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. On both parts, to retire to yonder mount, Where you, as in a Roman theatre, May see the bloody difference determined, Your favours meet my wishes. Malef. jun. 'Tis approved of By me ; and I command you [ To his Cap- tains.] lead the way, And leave me to my fortune. Beauf. jun. I would gladly Be a spectator (since I am denied To be an actor) of each blow and thrust, And punctually observe them. Malef. jun. You shall have All you desire ; for in a word or two I must make bold to entertain the time, If he give suffrage to it. Malef. sen. Yes, I will ; I'llhearthee, and then kill thee : nay, farewell. Malef. jun. Embrace with love on both sides, and with us Leave deadly hate and fury. Malef. sen. From this place You ne'er shall see both living. Belg. What's past help, is Beyond prevention. [They embrace on both sides, and take leave severally of the father and son. Malef. sen. Now we are alone, sir ; And thou hast liberty to unload the burthen Which thou groan'st under. Speak thy griefs. Malef. jun. I shall, sir ; But in a perplex'd form and method, which You only can interpret : Would you had not A guilty knowledge in your bosom, of The language which you force me to deliver, So I were nothing ! As you are my father, I bend my knee, and, uncompell'd, profess My life, and all that's mine, to be your gift ; And that in a son's duty I stand bound To lay this head beneath your feet, and run All desperate hazards for your ease and safety : But this confest on my part, I rise up, And not as with a father, (all respect, Love, fear, and reverence cast off,) but as A wicked man, I thus expostulate with you. Why have you done that which 1 dare not speak, And in the action changed the humble shape Of my obedience, to rebellious rage, And insolent pride ? and with shut eyes con- strain'd me To run my bark of honour on a shelf I must not see, nor, if I saw it, shun it? In my wrongs nature suffers, and looks backward, And mankind trembles to see me pursue What beasts would fly from. For when I advance This sword, as I must do, against your head, Piety will weep, and filial duty mourn, To see their altars which you built up in me, In amoment razed andruin'd. That you could (From my grieved soul I wish it) but produce, To qualify, not excuse, your deed of horror, One seeming reason, that I might fix here, And move no further ! Malef. sen. Have I so far lost A father's power, that I must give account Of my actions to my son? or must I plead As a fearful prisoner at the bar, while he That owes his being to me sits a judge To censure that, which only by myself Ought tobe question'd ? mountains sooner fall Beneath their valleys, and the lofty pine Pay homage to the bramble, or what else is Preposterous in nature, ere my tongue In one short syllable yield satisfaction To any doubt of thine ; nay, though it were A certainty disdaining argument ! Since, though my deeds wore hell's black livery, To thee they should appear triumphal robes, Set off with glorious honour, thou being bound To see with my eyes, and to hold that reason, That takes or birth or fashion from my will. Malef. jun. This sword divides that slavish knot. Mate/, sen. It cannot : It cannot, wretch ; and if thou but remember From whom thou hadst this spirit, thou dar'st not hope it. Who train'd thee up in arms but I ? Who- taught thee Men were men only when they durst look down With scorn on death and danger, and contemn'd All opposition, till plumed Victory Had made her constant stand upon their helmets ? Under my shield thou hast fought as securely As the young eaglet, cover'd with the wings Of her fierce dam, learns how and where to prey. All that is manly in thee, I call mine ; But what is weak and womanish, thine own. And what I gave, since thou art proud, un- grateful, Presuming to contend with him, to whom Submission is due, I will take from thee. Look, therefore, for extremities, and expect not I will correct thee as a son, but kill thee As a serpent swollen with poison ; who sur- viving A little longer, with infectious breath, Would render all things near him, like itself, Contagious. Nay, now my anger's up, THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. 43 Ten thousand virgins kneeling at my feet, And with one general cry howling for mercy, Shall not redeem thee. Male/, jun. Thou incensed Power, Awhile forbear thy thunder ! let me have No aid in my revenge, if from the grave My mother Malef. sen. Thou shalt never name her more. \Theyfight. Beaufort junior, Montreville, Belgarde, and the three Sea Captains, appear on the Mount. Beauf. Jan. They are at it. 2 Capt. That thrust was put strongly home. Montr. But with more strength avoided. Belg. Well come in ; He has drawn blood of him yet : well done, old cock. 1 Capt. That was a strange miss. Beauf. jun. That a certain hit. [Young Malefort is slain. Belg. He's fallen, the day is ours ! 2 Capt. The admiral's slain. Montr. The father is victorious ! Belg. Let us haste To gratulate his conquest. x Capt. We to mourn The fortune of the son. Beauf. jun. With utmost speed Acquaint the governor with the good success, That he may entertain, to his full merit, The father of his country's peace and safety. [ They retire. Malef. sen. Were a new life hid in each mangled limb, I would search, and find it : and howe'er to some I may seem cruel thus to tyrannize Upon this senseless flesh, I glory in it. That I have power to be unnatural, Is my security ; die all my fears, And waking jealousies, which have so long Been my tormentors ! there's now no sus- picion : A fact, which I alone am conscious of, Can never be discover'd, or the cause That call'd this duel on, I being above All perturbations ; nor is it in The power of fate, again to make me wretched. Re-enter Beaufort junior, Montreville, Bel- garde, and the three Sea Captains. BeauJ. jun. All honour to the conqueror ! who dares tax My friend of treachery now ? Be^ . I am very glad, sir, You have sped so well : but I must tell you thus much, To put you in mind that a low ebb must follow Your high-swoll'n tide of happiness, you have purchased This honour at a high price. Malef. 'Tis, Belgarde, Above all estimation, and a little To be exalted with it cannot savour Of arrogance. That to this arm and sword Marseille's owes the freedom of her fears, Or that my loyalty, not long since eclipsed, Shines now more bright than ever, are not things To be lamented : though, indeed, they may Appear too dearly bought, my falling glories Being made up again, and cemented With a son's blood. 'Tis true, he was my son , While he was worthy ; but when he shook off His duty to me, (which my fond indulgence, Upon submission, might perhaps have par- don'd,) And grew his country's enemy, I look'd on him As a stranger to my family, and a traitor Justly proscribed, and he to be rewarded That could bring in his head. I know in this That I am censured rugged, and austere, That will vouchsafe not one sad sigh or tear Upon his slaughter'd body : but I rest Well satisfied in myself, being assured that Extraordinary virtues, when they soar Too high a pitch for common sights to judge of, Losing their proper splendour, are condemn 'd For most remarkable vices. Beauf. jun. 'Tis too true, sir, In the opinion of the multitude ; But for myself, that would be held your friend, And hope to know you by a nearer name, They are as they deserve, received. Malef. My daughter Shall thank you for the favour. Beauf. jun. I can wish No happiness beyond it. i Capt. Shall we have leave To bear the corpse of our dead admiral, As he enjoin'd us, from this coast? Malef. Provided The articles agreed on be observed, And you depart hence with it, making oath Never hereafter, but as friends, to touch Upon this shore. i Capt. We'll faithfully perform it. Malef. Then as you please dispose of it : 'tis an object That I could wish removed. His sins die with him ! So far he has my charity. 44 THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. i Capt. He shall have ! A soldier's funeral. \The Captains bear the body off, with sad music. Malef. Farewell ! Beauf. jun. These rites Paid to the dead, the conqueror that survives Must reap the harvest of his bloody labour. Sound all loud instruments of joy and triumph, And with all circumstance and ceremony, Wait on the patron of our liberty, Which he at all parts merits. Malef. I am honour'd Beyond my hopes. Beauf. jun. 'Tis short of your deserts. Lead on : oh, sir, you must ; you are too modest. [Exeunt with loud music. SCENE II. A Room in Malefort's House. Enter Theocrine, Page, and Waiting- women. Theoc. Talk not of comfort ; I am both ways wretched, And so distracted with my doubts and fears, I know not where to fix my hopes. My loss Is certain in a father, or a brother, Or both ; such is the cruelty of my fate, And not to be avoided. 1 'Worn. You must bear it With patience, madam. 2 Worn. And what's not in you To be prevented, should not cause a sorrow Which cannot help it. Page. Fear not my brave lord, Your noble father ; righting is to him Familiar as eating. He can teach Our modern duellists how to cleave a button, And in a new way, never yet found out By old Caranza. 1 Worn. May he be victorious, And punish disobedience in his son ! Whose death, in reason, should at no part move you, He being but half your brother, and the nearness Which that might challenge from you, for- feited By his impious purpose to kill him, from whom He received life. [A shout within. 2 Worn. A general shout i Worn. Of joy. Page. Look up, dear lady ; sad news never came Usher'd with loud applause. Theoc. I stand prepared To endure the shock of it. Enter Usher. Ush. I am out of breath With running to deliver first Theoc. What? Ush. We are all made. My lord has won the day ; your brother's slain ; The pirates gone : and by the governor, And states, and all the men of war, he is Brought home in triumph : nay, no musing, pay me For my good news hereafter. Theoc. Heaven is just ! Ush. Give thanks at leisure ; make all haste to meet him. I could wish I were a horse, that I might bear you To him upon my back. Page. Thou art an ass, And this is a sweet burthen. Ush. Peace, you crack-rope ! ^Exeunt. SCENE III. A Street. Loud music. Enter Montreville, Belgarde, Beaufort senior, Beaufort junior ; Male- fort, followed by Montaigne, Chamont, and Lanour. Beauf. sen. All honours we can give you, and rewards, Though all that's rich or precious in Mar- seilles Were laid down at your feet, can hold no weight With your deservings : let me glory in Your action, as if it were mine own'; And have the honour,, with the arms of love, To embrace the great performer of a deed Transcending all this country e'er could boast of. Mont. Imagine, noble sir, in what we may Express our thankfulness, and rest assured It shall be freely granted. Cham. He's an enemy To goodness and to virtue, that dares think There's anything within our power to give, Which you in justice may not boldly chal- lenge. Lan. And as your own ; for we will ever be At your devotion. Malef. Much honour'd sir, And you, my noble lords, I can say only, The greatness of your favours overwhelms me, And like too large a sail, for the small bark Of my poor merits, sinks me. That I stand Upright in your opinions, is an honour Exceeding my deserts, I having done Nothing but what in duty I stood bound to : THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. 45 And to expect a recompense were base, Good deeds being ever in themselves re- warded. Yet since your liberal bounties tell me that I may, with your allowance, be a suitor, To you, my lord, I am an humble one, And must ask that, which known, I fear you will Censure me over bold. Beauf. sen. It must be something Of a strange nature, if it find from me Denial or delay. Male/. Thus then, my lord, Since you encourage me : you are happy in A worthy son, and all the comfort that Fortune has left me, is one daughter ; now, If it may not appear too much presumption, To seek to match my lowness with your height, I should desire (and if I may obtain it, I write nil ^lltra to my largest hopes) She may in your opinion be thought worthy To be received into your family, And married to your son : their years are equal, And their desires, I think, too ; she is not Ignoble, nor my state contemptible, And if you think me worthy your alliance, 'Tis all I do aspire to. Beauf. jun. You demand That which with all the service of my life I should have labour 'd to obtain from you. sir, why are you slow to meet so fair And noble an offer ? can France show a virgin That may be parallel'd with her ? is she not The phoenix of the time, the fairest star In the bright sphere of women ? Beauf. sen. Be not rapt so : Though I dislike not what is motion'd, yet In what so near concerns me, it is fit 1 should proceed with judgment. Enter Usher, Theocrine, Page, and Waiting-women. Beauf. jun. Here she comes : Look on her with impartial eyes, and then Let envy, if it can, name one graced feature In which she is defective. Malef. Welcome, girl ! My joy, my comfort, my delight, my all, Why dost thou come to greet my victory In such a sable habit ? This shew'd well When thy father was a prisoner, and sus- pected ; But now his faith and loyalty are admired, Rather than doubted, in your outward gar- ments You are to express the joy you feel within: Nor should you with more curiousness and care Pace to the temple to be made a bride, Than now, when all men's eyes are fixl upon you, You should appear to entertain the honour From me descending to you, and in which You have an equal share. Theoc. Heaven has my thanks, With all humility paid for your fair fortune. And so far duty binds me ; yet a little To mourn a brother's loss, however wicked,. The tenderness familiar to our sex May, if you please, excuse. Malef. Thou art deceived. He, living, was a blemish to thy beauties, But in his death gives ornament and lustre- To thy perfections, but that they are So exquisitely rare, that they admit not The least addition. Ha ! here's yet a print Of a sad tear on thy cheek ; how it takes from Our present happiness ! with a father's lips*. A loving father's lips, I'll kiss it off, The cause no more remember'd. Theoc. You forget, sir, The presence we are in. Malef. 'Tis well consider'd ; And yet, who is the owner of a treasure Above all value, but, without offence, May glory in the glad possession of it ? Nor let it in your excellence beget wonder, Or any here, that looking on the daughter, I feast myself in the imagination Of those sweet pleasures, and allowed de- lights, I tasted from the mother, who still lives In this her perfect model ; for she had Such smooth and high-arch'd brows, such sparkling eyes, Whose ever)' glance stored Cupid's emptied quiver, Such ruby lips, and such a lovely bloom, Disdaining all adulterate aids of art, Kept a perpetual spring upon her face, As Death himself lamented, being forced To blast it with his paleness : and if now, Her brightness dimm'd with sorrow, take and please you, Think, think, young lord, when she appears herself, This veil removed, in her own natural pure- ness, How far she will transport you. Beauf. jun. Did she need it, The praise which you (and well deserved) give to her, Must of necessity raise new desires In one indebted more to years ; to me THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. Your words are but as oil pour'd on a fire, That flames already at the height. Malef. No more ; I do believe you, and let me from you Find so much credit ; when I make her yours, I do possess you of a gift, which I With much unwillingness part from. My good lords, Forbear your further trouble ; give me leave, For on the sudden I am indisposed, To retire to my own house, and rest : to- morrow, As you command me, I will be your guest, And having deck'd my daughter like herself, You shall have further conference. Deauf. sen. You are master Of your own will ; but fail not, I'll expect you. Malef. Nay, I will be excused ; I must part with you. [ To young Beaufort and the rest. My dearest Theocrine, give me thy hand, I will support thee. Theoc. You gripe it too hard, sir. Malef. Indeed I do, but have no further end in it But love and tenderness, such as I may challenge, And you must grant. Thou art a sweet one ; yes, And to be cherish 'd. Theoc. May I still deserve it ! \_Exeunt several ways. ACT III. SCENE I. A Banqueting-room in Beaufort's House. Enter Beaufort senior, and Steward. Beauf. sen. Have you been careful ? Stew. With my best endeavours. Let them bring stomachs, there's no want of meat, sir. Portly and curious viands are prepared, To please all kinds of appetites. Bemif. sen. 'Tis well. I love a table furnish 'd with full plenty, And store of friends to eat it : but with this caution, I would not have my house a common inn, For some men that come rather to devour me, Than to present their service. At this time, too, It being a serious and solemn meeting, I must not have my board pester 'd with shadows, That, under other men's protection, break in Without invitement. Stew . W T ith your favour, then, You must double your guard, my lord, for on my knowledge, There are some so sharp set, not to be kept out By a file of musketeers : and 'tis less danger, I'll undertake, to stand at push of pike, W T ith an enemy in a breach, that under- mined too, And the cannon playing on it, than to stop One harpy, your perpetual guest, from en- trance, When the dresser, the cook's drum, thun- ders, Come on, The service will be lost else ! Beauf. sen. What is he ? Stew. As tall a trencherman, that is most certain, As e'er demolish 'd pye-fortification As soon as batter'd ; and if the rim of his belly Were not made up of a much tougher stuff Than his buff jerkin, there were no defence Against the charge of his guts : you needs must know him, He's eminent for his eating. Beauf. sen. O, Belgarde ! Stew. The same ; one of the admiral's cast captains, Who swear, there being no war, nor hope of any, The only drilling is to eat devoutly, And to be ever drinking that's allow'd of, But they know not where to get it, there's the spite on't. Beauf. sen. The more their misery ; yet, if you can, For this day put him off. Stew. It is beyond The invention of man. Beauf. sen. No : say this only, [ Whispers to him. And as from me ; you apprehend me? Stew. Yes, sir. Beauf. sen. But it must be done gravely. Stew. Never doubt me, sir. Beauf. sett. We'll dine in the great room, but let the music And banquet be prepared here. [Exit. Stew. This will make him Lose his dinner at the least, and that will vex him. As for the sweetmeats, when they are trod under foot, Let him take his share with the pages and the lackies, Or scramble in the rushes. THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. 17 Enter Belgarde. Belg. 'Tis near twelve ; I keep a watch within me never misses. Save thee, master steward ! Stew. You are most welcome, sir. Belg. Has thy lord slept well to-night? I come to enquire. I had a foolish dream, that, against my will, Carried me from my lodging, to learn only How he's disposed. Stew. He's in most perfect health, sir. Bdg. Let me but see him feed heartily at dinner, And I'll believe so too ; for from that ever I make a certain judgment. Stew. It holds surely In your own constitution. Bdg. And in all men's, 'Tis the best symptom ; let us lose no time, Delay is dangerous. Stew. Troth, sir, if I might, Without offence, deliver what my lord has Committed to my trust, I shall receive it As a special favour. Bclg. We'll see it, and discourse, As the proverb says, for health sake, after dinner, Or rather after supper ; willingly then I'll walk a mile to hear thee. Ste^iJ. Nay, good sir, I will be brief and pithy. Belg. Prithee be so. Stew. He bid me say, of all his guests, that he Stands most affected to you, for the freedom And plainness of your manners. He ne'er observed you To twirl a dish about, you did not like of, All being pleasing to you ; or to take A say of venison, or stale fowl, by your nose, Which is a solecism at another's table ; But by strong eating of them, did confirm They never were delicious to your palate, But when they were mortified, as the Hugonot says, And so your part grows greater ; nor do you Find fault with the sauce, keen hunger being the best, Which ever, to your much praise, you bring with you ; Nor will you with impertinent relations, Which is a master-piece when meat's before you, Forget your teeth, to use your nimble tongue, But do the feat you come for. B_elg. Be advised, And end your jeering ; for, if you proceed, You'll feel, as I can eat I can be angry ; And beating may ensue. Stew. I'll take your counsel, And roundly come to the point : jny lord much wonders, That you, that are a courtier as a soldier, In all things else, and every day can vary Your actions and discourse, continue constant To this one suit. Bclg. To one ! 'tis well I have one, Unpawn'd, in these days ; every cast com- mander Is not blest with the fortune, I assure you. But why this question ? does this offend him ? Stew. Not much ; but he believes it is the reason You ne'er presume to sit above the salt ; And therefore, this day, our great admiral, With other states, being invited guests, He does entreat you to appear among them, In some fresh habit. Belg. This staff shall not serve To beat the dog off ; these are soldier's gar- ments, And so by consequence grow contemptible. Stew, it has stung him. \Aside. Belg. I would I were acquainted with the players, In charity they might furnish me : but there is No faith in brokers ; and for believing tailors, They are only to be read of, but not seen ; And sure they are confined to their own hells, And there they live in visible. Well, I must not Befubb'doff thus : pray you, report my service To the lord governor ; I will obey him : And though my wardrobe's poor, rather than lose His company at this feast, I will put on The richest suit I have, and fill the chair That makes me worthy of. [Exit. Stew. We are shut of him, He will be seen no more here : how my fellows Will bless me for his absence ! he had starved them, Had he staid a little longer. Would he could, For his own sake, shift a shirt ! and that's the utmost Of his ambition : adieu, good captain. [Bxii. SCENE II. The same. Enter Beaufort senior, and Beaufort junior. Beauf. sen. 'Tis a strange fondness. Bea~uf. fun. 'Tis beyond example. His resolution to part with his estate, To make her dower the weightier, is nothing ; 4 8 THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. But to observe how curious he is In his own person, to add ornament To his daughter's ravishing features, is the wonder. I sent a page of mine in the way of courtship This morning to her, to present my service, From whom I understand all. There he found him Solicitous in what shape she should appear ; This gown was rich, but the fashion stale ; the other Was quaint, and neat, but the stuff not rich enough : Then does he curse the tailor, and in rage Falls on her shoemaker, for wanting art To express in every circumstance the form Of her most delicate foot ; then sits in council With much deliberation, to find out What tire would best adorn her ; and one chosen, Varying in his opinion, he tears off, And stamps itunder foot ; then tries asecond, A third, and fourth, and satisfied at length, With much ado, in that, he grows again Perplex'd and troubled where to place her jewels, To be most mark'd, and whether she should wear This diamond on her forehead, or between Her milkwhite paps, disputing on it both ways. Then taking in his hand a rope of pearl, (The best of France, ) he seriously considers, WTiether he should dispose it on her arm, Or on her neck ; with twenty other trifles, Too tedious to deliver. Beauf. sen. I have known him From his first youth, but never yet observed, In all the passages of his life and fortunes, Virtues so mixed with vices : valiant the world speaks him, But with that, bloody ; liberal in his gifts too, But to maintain his prodigal expense, A fierce extortioner ; an impotent lover Of women for a flash, but, his fires quench'd, Hating as deadly : the truth is, I am not Ambitious of this match ; nor will I cross you In your affections. Beauf. jun. I have ever found you (And 'tis my happiness) a loving father. \Loud music. And careful of my good : by the loud music, As you gave order, for his entertainment, He's come into the house. Two long hours since, The colonels, commissioners, and captains, To pay him all the rites his worth can challenge, Went to wait on him hither. Enter Malefort, Montaigne, Chamont, La- nour, Montreville, Theocrine, Usher, Page, and W T aiting-women. Beauf. sen. You are most welcome, And what I speak to you, does from my heart Disperse itself to all. Malef. You meet, my lord, Your trouble. Beauf. sen. Rather, sir, increase of honour. When you are pleased to grace my house. Beajcf. jun. The favour Is doubled on my part, most worthy sir, Since your fair daughter, my incomparable mistress, Deigns us her presence. Malef. View her well, brave Beaufort, But yet at distance ; you hereafter may Make your approaches nearer, when the priest Hath made it lawful : and were not she mine, I durst aloud proclaim it, Hymen never Put on his saffron-colourd'd'robe, to change A barren virgin name, with more good omens Than at her nuptials. Look on her again, Then tell me if she now appear the same, That she was yesterday. Beatif. sen. Being herself, She cannot but be excellent ; these rich And curious dressings, which in others might Cover deformities, from her take lustre, Nor can add to her. Malef. You conceive her right, And in your admiration of her sweetness, You only can deserve her. Blush not, girl, Thou art above his praise, or mine ; nor can- Obsequious Flattery, though she should use Her thousand oil'd tongues to advance thy worth, Give aught, (for that's impossible,) but take from Thy more than human graces ; and even then, When she hath spent herself with her best strength, The wrong she has done thee shall be so- apparent, That, losing her own servile shape and name, She will be thought Detraction : but I Forget myself ; and something whispers to me r I have said too much. Mont. I know not what to think on't, But there's some mystery in it, which I fear Will be too soon discover 'd. Malef. I much wrong Your patience, noble sir, by too much hug- ging My proper issue, and, like the foolish crow, Believe my black brood swans. Beauf. sen. There needs not, sir, THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. 49 The least excuse for this ; nay, I must have Your arm, you being the master of the feast, And this the mistress. Tkeoc. I am any thing That you shall please to make me. Deauf. jun. Nay, 'tis yours, Without more compliment. Mont. Your will's a law, sir. [Loud music. Exeunt Beaufort se- nior, Malefort, Theocrine, Beau- fort junior, Montaigne, Cha- mont, Lanour, Montreville. Ush. Would I had been born a lord ! i Worn. Or I a lady ! Page. It may be you were both begot in court, Though bred up in the city ; for your mothers, As I have heard, loved the lobby ; and there, nightly, Are seen strange apparitions : and who knows But that some noble faun, heated with wine, And cloy'd with partridge, had a kind of longing To trade in sprats ? this needs no exposi- tion : But can you yield a reason for your wishes ? Ush. Why, had I been born a lord, I had been no servant. 1 Worn. And whereas now necessity makes us waiters, We had been attended on. 2 Worn. And might have slept then As long as we pleased, and fed when we had stomachs, And worn new clothes, nor lived as now. in hope Of a cast gown, or petticoat. Page. You are fools, And ignorant of your happiness. Ere I was Sworn to the pantofle, I have heard my tutor Prove it by logic, that a servant's life Was better than his masters ; and by that I learn'd from him, if that my memory fail not, I'll make it good. Ush. Proceed, my little wit In dccimo sexto. Page. Thus then : From the king To the beggar, by gradation, all are ser- vants ; And you must grant, the slavery is less To study to please one, than many. Us/i. True. Page. Well then ; and first to you, sir : you complain You serve one lord, but your lord serves a thousand, Besides his passions, that are his worst masters ; You must humour him, and he is bound to sooth Every grim sir above him : if he frown, For the least neglect you fear to lose your place ; But if, and with all slavish observation, From the minion's self, to the groom of his close-stool, He hourly seeks not favour, he is sure To be eased of his office, though perhaps he bought it. Nay, more ; that high disposer of all such That are subordinate to him, serves and iears The fury of the many-headed monster, The giddy multitude : and as a horse Is still a horse, for all his golden trappings, So your men of purchased titles, at their best, are But serving-men in rich liveries. Ush. Most rare infant ! Where learnd'st thou this morality ? Page. Why, thou dull pate, As I told thee, of my tutor. 2 Worn. Now for us, boy. Page. I am cut off : the governor. Enter Beaufort senior and Beaufort junior ; Servants setting forth a banquet. Beauf. sen. Quick, quick, sirs. See all things perfect. Serv. Let the blame be ours else. Beauf. sen. And, as I said, when we are at the banquet, And high in our cups, for 'tis no feast with- out it, Especially among soldiers ; Theocrine Being retired, as that's no place for her, Take you occasion to rise from the table, And lose no opportunity. Beauf. jun. "Pis my purpose ; And if I can win her to give her heart, I have a holy man in readiness To join our hands ; for the admiral, her father, Repents him of his grant to me, and seems So far transported with a strange opinion Of her fair features, that, should we defer it, I think, ere long, he will believe, and strongly, The dauphin is not worthy of her : I Am much amazed with't. Beauf. sen. Nay, dispatch there, fellows. [Exeunt Beaufort senior and Beau- fort junior. Serv. We are ready, when you please. Sweet forms, your pardon ! It has been such a busy time, I could not THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. Tender that ceremonious respect Which you deserve ; but now, the great work ended, I will attend the less, and with all care Observe and serve you. Page. This is a penn'd speech, And serves as a perpetual preface to A dinner made of fragments. Ush. We wait on you. [Exeunt. SCENE III. The same. A Banquet set forth. Loud music. Enter Beaufort senior, Male - fort, Montaigne, Chamont, Lanour, Beau- fort junior, Montreville, and Servants. Beauf. sen. You are not merry, sir. Malef. Yes, my good lord, You have given us ample means to drown all cares : And yet I nourish strange thoughts, which I would Most willingly destroy. [Aside. Beauf. sen. Pray you, take your place. Beauf. jun. And drink a health ; and let it be, if you please, To the worthiest of women. Now observe him. Malef. Give me the bowl ; since you do me the honour, I will begin it. Cham. May we know her name, sir? Malef. You shall ; I will not choose a foreign queen's, Nor yet our own, for that would relish of Tame flattery ; nor do their height of title, Or absolute power, confirm their worth and goodness, These being heaven's gifts, and frequently conferr'd On such as are beneath them ; nor will I Name the king's mistress, howsoever she In his esteem may carry it : but if I, As wine gives liberty, may use my freedom, Not sway'd this way or that, with confidence, (And I will make it good on any equal,) If it must be to her whose outward form Is better'd by the beauty of her mind, She lives not that with justice can pretend An interest to this so sacred health, ; But my fair daughter. He that only doubts it, I do pronounce a villain : this to her, then. [Drinks. Mont. What may we think of this ? Beauf. sen. It matters not. Lan. For my part, I will sooth him, rather than Draw on a quarrel. Cluim. It is the safest course ; And one I mean to lollow. Beauf. jun. It has gone round, sir. [Exit. Malef. Now you have done her right ; if there be any Worthy to second this, propose it boldly, I am your pledge. Beauf. sen. Let's pause here, if you please, And entertain the time with something else. Music there ! in some lofty strain ; the song too That I gave order for ; the new one, call'd The Soldier's Delight. [Music and a Song.. Enter Belgarde in armour, a case of carbines by his side. Belg. Who stops me now? N Or who dares only say that I appear not In the most rich and glorious habit that Renders a man complete ? What court so- set off With state and ceremonious pomp, but, thus Accoutred, I may enter ? Or what feast, Though all the elements at once were- ransack'd To store it with variety transcending The curiousness and cost on Trajan's birth- day ; (Where princes only, and confederate kings, Did sit as guests, served and attended on By the senators of Rome, ) at which a soldier,. In this his natural and proper shape, Might not, and boldly, fill a seat, and by His presence make the great solemnity More honour'd and remarkable? Beauf. sen. 'Tis acknowledged ; And this a grace done to me unexpected. Mont. But why in armour ? Malef. What's the mystery? Pray you, reveal that. Belg. Soldiers out of action, That very rare ***** ***** but, like unbidden guests, Bring their stools with them, for their own defence, At court should feed in guantlets ; they may have Their fingers cut else : there your carpet knights, That never charged beyond a mistress' lips, Are still most keen, and valiant. But to you, Whom it does most concern, my lord, I will Address my speech, and, with a soldier's freedom, In my reproof, return the bitter scoff You threw upon my poverty : you contemn'd My coarser outside, and from that concluded (As by your groom you made me under- stand) THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. I was unworthy to sit at your table, Among these tissues and embroideries, Unless I changed my habit : I have done it, And shew myself in that which I have worn In the heat and fervour of a bloody fight ; And then it was in fashion, not as now, Ridiculous and despised. This hath past through A wood of pikes, and everyone aim'd at it, Yet scorn 'd to take impression from their fury: With this, as still you see it, fresh and new, I've charged through fire that would have singed your sables, Black fox, and ermines, and changed the proud colour Of scarlet, though of the right Tyrian die. But now, as if the trappings made the man, Such only are admired that come adorn'd With what's no part of them. This is mine own, My richest suit, a suit I must not part from, But not regarded now : and yet remember, 'Tis we that bring you in the means of feasts, Banquets, and revels, which, when you possess, With barbarous ingratitude you deny us To be made sharers in the harvest, which Our sweat and industry reap'd, and sow'd for you. The silks you wear, we with our blood spin for you ; This massy plate, that with the ponderous weight Does make your cupboards crack, we (un- aff righted With tempests, or the long and tedious way, Or dreadful monsters of the deep, that wait With open jaws still ready to devour us,) Fetch from the other world. Let it not then, In after ages, to your shame be spoken, That you, with no relenting eyes, look on Our wants that feed your plenty : or con- sume, In prodigal and wanton gifts on drones, The kingdom's treasure, yet detain from us The debt that with the hazard of our lives, We have made you stand engaged for ; or force us, Against all civil government, in armour To require that, which with all willingness Should be tendered ere demanded. Beauf. sen. I commend This wholesome sharpness in you, and prefer it Before obsequious tameness ; it shews lovely : Nor shall the rain of your good counsel tali Upon the barren sands, but spring up fruit, Such as you long have wish'd for. And the rest Of your profession, like you, discontented For want of means, shall, in their present payment, Be bound to praise your boldness : and, hereafter I will take order you shall have no cause, For want of change, to put your armour on, But in the face of an enemy ; not as now, Among your friends. To that which is due to you, To furnish you like yourself, of mine own bounty I'll add five hundred crowns. Cham. I, to my power, Will follow the example. Mont. Take this, captain, 'Tis all my present store ; but when you please, Command me further. Lan. I could wish it more. Belg. This is the luckiest jest ever came from me. Let a soldier use no other scribe to draw The form of his petition. This will speed, When your thrice-humble supplications, With prayers for increase of health and honours To their grave lordships, shall, as soon as read, Be pocketed up, the cause no more re- member 'd : When this dumb rhetoric [Aside.} Well, I, have a life, Which I, in thankfulness for your great favours, My noble lords, when you please to com- mand it, Must never think mine own. Broker, be happy, golde [Exit. These golden birds fly to thee. Beauf. sen. You are dull, sir, And seem not to be taken with the passage You saw presented. Male/. Passage ! I observed none, My thoughts were elsewhere busied. Ha ! she is In danger to be lost, to be lost for ever, If speedily I come not to her rescue, For so my genius tells me. Montr. What chimeras Work on your fantasy ? Male/. Fantasies ! they are truths. Where is my Theocrine ? you have plotted To rob me of my daughter ; bring me to her, Or I'll call down the saints to witness for me, You are inhospitable. Beatif. *en. You amaze me. B a S 2 THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. Your daughter's safe, and now exchanging courtship With my son, her sen-ant. Why do you hear this With such distracted looks, since to that end You brought her hither ? Malef. Tis confess 'd I did ; But now, pray you, pardon me ; and, if you please, Ere she delivers up her virgin fort, I would observe what is the art he uses In planting his artillery against it : .She is my only care, nor must she yield, But upon noble terms. Beauf. sen. Tis so determined. Malef. Yet I am jealous. Ment. Overmuch, I fear. "What passions are these ? [Aside. Beauf. sen. Come, I will bring you 'Where you, with these, if they so please, may see The love-scene acted. Montr. There is something more Than fatherly love in this. [Aside. Mont. We wait upon you. {Exeunt. SCENE IV '.Another Room in Beaufort's House. Enter Beaufort junior, and Theocrine. Beauf. jun. Since then you meet my flames with equal ardour, As you profess, it is your bounty, mistress, Nor must I call it debt ; yet 'tis your glory, That your excess supplies my want, and makes me Strong in my weakness, which could never be, But in your good opinion. Theoc. You teach me, sir, "What I should say ; since from your sun of favour, I, like dim Phoebe, in herself obscure, Borrow that light I have. Beauf. jun. Which you return With large increase, since that you will o'er- come, And I dare not contend, were you but pleased ( To make what's yet divided one. Theoc. I have ; Already in my wishes ; modesty \ Forbids me to speak more. Beauf. jun. But what assurance, But still without offence, may I demand, That may secure me that your heart and tongue Join to make harmony ? Theoc. Choose any, Suiting your love, distinguished from lust, To ask, and mine to grant. Enter at a distance Beaufort senior, Male- fort, Montreville, and the rest. Beauf. sen. Yonder they are. Malef. At distance too ! 'tis yet well. Beauf. jun. I may take then ' This hand, and with a thousand burning kisses, Swear 'tis the anchor to my hopes ? Theoc. You may, sir. Malef. Somewhat too much. Beaiif.jun. And this done, view myself In these true mirrors ? Theoc. Ever true to you, sir : And may they lose the ability of sight, When they seek other object ! Malef. This is more Than I can give consent to. Beauf. jun. And a kiss Thus printed on your lips, will not distaste vou? Malef. Her lips! Montr. Why, where should he kiss ? are you distracted ? Beauf. jun. Then, when this holy man hath made it lawful [Brings in a Priest. Malef. A priest so ready too ! I must break in. Beauf. jun. And what's spoke here is re- gister 'd above ; I must engross those favours to myself Which are not to be named. Theoc. All I can give, But what they are I know not. Beauf. jun. I'll instruct you. Malef. O how my blood boils ! Montr. Pray you, contain yourself ; Methinks his courtship's modest. Beauf. jun. Then being mine, And wholly mine, the river of your love To kinsmen and allies, nay, to your father, (Howe'er out of his tenderness he admires you,) Must in the ocean of your affection To me, be swallow' d up, and want a name, . Compared with what you owe me. Theoc. 'Tis most fit, sir. The stronger bond that binds me to you, must Dissolve the weaker. Malef. I am ruin'd, if I come not fairly off. Beauf. sen. There's nothing wanting But your consent. Malef. Some strange invention aid me ! This ! yes, it must be so. [Aside. Montr. Why do you stagger, When what you seem'd so much to wish, is offer'd, Both parties being agreed too? UNIVERSITY THE UNNATl 53 Beaiif. sen. I'll not court A grant from you, nor do I wrong your daughter, Though I say my son deserves her. Malef. 'Tis far from My humble thoughts to undervalue him I cannot prize too high : for howsoever From my own fond indulgence I have sung Her praises with too prodigal a tongue, That tenderness laid by, I stand confirm'd, All that I' fancied excellent in her, Balanced with what is really his own, Holds weight in no proportion. Montr. New turnings ! Beauf. *en. Whither tends this? Malef. Had you observed, my lord, With what a sweet gradation he woo'd, As I did punctually, you cannot blame her, Though she did listen with a greedy ear To his fair modest offers : but so great A good as then flow'd to her, should have been With more deliberation entertain'd, And not with such haste swallow 'd ; she shall first Consider seriously what the blessing is, And in what ample manner to give thanks for't, And then receive it. And though I shall think Short minutes years, till it be perfected, I will defer that which I most desire ; And so must she, till longing expectation, That heightens pleasure, makes her truly know Her happiness, and with what outstretch 'd arms She must embrace it. Beauf. jun. This is curiousness Beyond example. Malef. Let it then begin From me : in what's mine own I '11 use my will, And yield no further reason. I lay claim to The liberty of a subject. {Rushes forward and seizes Theoc.] Fall not off, But be obedient, or by the hair I'll drag thee home. Censure me as you please, I'll take my own way. O, the inward fires That, wanting vent, consume me ! [Exit with Theocrine. Montr. Tis most certain He's mad, or worse. Beauf. sen. How worse? Montr. Nay, there I leave you ; My thoughts are free. Beauf. jun. This I foresaw. Beaiif. sen. Take comfort, He shall walk in clouds, but I '11 discover him : And he shall find and feel, if he excuse not, And with strong reasons, this gross injury', I can make use of my authority. [Exeunt. ACT IV. SCENE I. A Room in Malefort's House. Enter Malefort. What flames are these my wild desires fan- in me? The torch that feeds them was not lighted at Thy altars, Cupid : vindicate thyself, And do not own it ; and confirm it rather, That this infernal brand, that turns me cinders, Was by the snake-hair'd sisters thrown into- My guilty bosom. O that I was ever Accurs'd in having issue ! my son's blood, (That like the poison'd shirt of Hercules Grows to each part about me,) which my hate Forced from him with much willingness, may admit Some weak defence ; butmymostimpiouslove To my fair daughter Theocrine, none ; Since my affection (rather wicked lust) That does pursue her, is a greater crime Than any detestation, with which I should afflict her innocence. With what cunning I have betray 'd myself, and did not feel The scorching heat that now with fury rages f W T hy was I tender of her? cover'd with That fond disguise, this mischief stole upon- me. I thought it no offence to kiss her often, Or twine mine arms about her softer neck, And by false shadows of a father's kindness I long deceived myself : but now the effect Is too apparent. How I strove to be In her opinion held the worthiest man In courtship, form, and ieature ! envying hint That was preferr'd before me ; and yet then My wishes to myself were not discover 'd. But still my fires increased, and with delight I would call her mistress, willingly forgetting The name of daughter, choosing rather she Should style me servant, than, with reverence, father : Yet, waking, I ne'er cherish 'd obscene hopes, But in my troubled slumbers often thought She was too near to me, and then sleeping blush 'd At my imagination ; which pass'd, (My eyes being open not condemning it,) I was ravish'd with the pleasure of the dream. Yet, spite of these temptations, I have reason That pleads against them, and commands me to Extinguish these abominable fires And I will do it ; I will send her;ack To him that loves her lawfully. Within- there ! 54 THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. Enter Theocrine. Theoc. Sir, did you call ? Malef. I look no sooner on her, But all my boasted power of reason leaves me, And passion again usurps her empire. Does none else wait me ? Theoc. I am wretched, sir, Should any owe more duty. Malef. This is worse Than disobedience ; leave me. Theoc. On my knees, sir, As I have ever squared my will by yours, And liked and loath'd with your eyes, I be- seech you To teach me what the nature of my fault is, That hath incens'd you ; sure 'tis one of weakness And not of malice, which your gentler temper, On my submission, 1 hope, will pardon : Which granted by your piety, if that I, Out of the least neglect of mine hereafter, Make you remember it, may I sink ever Under your dread command, sir. Malef. O my stars ! Who can but doat on this humility, That sweetens Lovely in her tears ! The fetters That seem'd to lessen in theirweight but now, By this grow heavier on me. [Aside. Theoc. Dear sir Malef. Peace ! I must not hear thee. Theoc. Nor look on me? Malef. No, Thy looks and words are charms. Theoc. May they have power then To calm the tempest of your wrath ! Alas, sir, Did I but know in what I give offence, In my repentance I would show my sorrow For what is past, and, in my care hereafter, Kill the occasion, or cease to be : Since life, without your favour, is to me A load I would cast off. Malef. O that my heart Were rent in sunder, that I might expire, The cause in my death buried ! yet I know not With such prevailing oratory 'tis begg'd from me, That to deny thee would convince me to Have suck'd the milk of tigers ; rise, and I, But in a perplex'd and mysterious method, Will make relation : That which all the world Admires and cries up in thee for perfections, Are to unhappy me foul blemishes, And mulcts in nature. If thou hadst been born Deform 'd and crooked in die features of Thy body, as the manners of thy mind ; Moor-lipp'd, fiat-nosed, dim-eyed, and beetle-brow'd. With a dwarfs stature to a giant's waist ; Sour-breath'd, with claws for fingers on thy hands, ! Splay-footed, gouty-legg'd, and over all J A loathsome leprosy had spread itself, And made thee shunn'd of human fellow- ships ; I had been blest. Theoc. Why, would you wish a monster (For such a one, or worse, you have de- scribed) To call you father? Malef. Rather than as now, (Though I had drown'd thee for it in the sea,) Appearing, as thou dost, a new Pandora, With Juno's fair cow-eyes, Minerva's brow, Aurora's blushing cheeks, Hebe's fresh : youth, Venus' soft paps, with Thetis' silver feet. Theoc. Sir, you have liked and loved them, and oft forced, With your hyperboles of praise pour'd on them, My modesty to a defensive red, Strew'd o'er that paleness, which you then were pleased To style the purest white. Malef. And in that cup I drank the poison I now feel dispersed Through every vein and artery. WTierefore art thou So cruel to me ? This thy outward shape Brought a fierce war against me, not to be By flesh and blood resisted : but to leave me No hope of freedom, from the magazine Of thy mind's forces, treacherously thou drew'st up Auxiliary helps to strengthen that Which was already in itself too potent. Thy beauty gave the first charge, but thy duty, Seconded with thy care and watchful studies To please, and serve my will, in all that might Raise up content in me, like thunder brake through All opposition ; and, my ranks of reason Disbanded, my victorious passions fell To bloody execution, and compell'd me With willing hands to tie on my own chains, And, with a kind of flattering joy, to glory In my captivity. Theoc. I, in' this you speak, sir, Am ignorance itself. Malef. And so continue ; For knowledge of the arms thou bear'st against me, THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. 55 Would make thee curse thyself, but yield no aids For thee to help me : and 'twere cruelty In me to wound that spotless innocence, Howe'er it make me guilty. In a word, Thy plurisy of goodness is thy ill ; Thy virtues vices, and thy humble lowness Far worse than stubborn sullenness and pride ; Thy looks, that ravish all beholders else, As killing as the basilisk's, thy tears, Express'd in sorrow for the much I suffer, A glorious insultation, and no sign Of pity in thee ; and to hear thee speak 1 i thy defence, though but in silent action, \ ."ouldmake the hurt, already deeply fester'd, Incurable : and therefore, as thouwouldst not By thy presence raise fresh furies to torment me, I do conjure thee by a father's power, {And 'tis my curse I dare not think it lawful To sue unto thee in a nearer name, ) Without reply to leave me. Theoc. My obedience Never learn'd yet to question your commands, But willingly to serve them ; yet I must, Since that your will forbids the knowledge of My fault, lament my fortune. [Exit. Malef. O that I Have reason to discern the better way, And yet pursue the worse ! When I look on her, I burn with heat, and in her absence freeze With the cold blasts of jealousy, that another Should e'er taste those delights that are denied me ; And which of these afflictions brings less torture, I hardly can distinguish : Is there then No mean? no ; so my understanding tells me, And that by my cross fates it is determined That I am both ways wretched. Enter Usher and Montreville. Ush. Yonder he walks, sir, In much vexation : he hath sent my lady, His daughter, weeping in ; but what the cause is, Rests yet in supposition. Montr. I guess at it, But must be further satisfied ; I will sift him In private, therefore quit the room. Us/i. I am gone, sir. [Exit. Malef. Ha! who disturbs me? Montre- ville ! your pardon. Montr. Would you could grant one to yourself ! I speak it With the assurance of a friend, and yet, Before it be too late, make reparation Of the gross wrong your indiscretion offcr'd To the governor and his son; nay, to yourself; For there begins my sorrow. Malef. Would I had No greater cause to mourn, than their dis- pleasure ! For I dare justify Montr. We must not do All that we dare. We're private, friend. I observed Your alterations with a stricter eye, Perhaps, than others ; and, to lose no time In repetition, your strange demeanour To your sweet daughter. Malef. Would you could find out Some other theme to treat of ! Montr. None but this ; And this I'll dwell on ; how ridiculous, And subject to construction Malef. No more! Montr. You made yourself, amazes me, and if The frequent trials interchanged between us Of love and friendship, be to their desert Esteem'd by you, as they hold weight with me, No inward trouble should be of a shape So horrid to yourself, but that to me You stand bound to discover it, and unlock Your secret'st thoughts ; though the most innocent were Loud crying sins. Malef. And so, perhaps, they are : And therefore be not curious to learn that Which, known, must make you hate me. Montr. Think not so. I am yours in right and wrong ; nor shall you find A verbal friendship in me, but an active ; And here I vow, I shall no sooner know What the disease is, but, if you give leave, I will apply a remedy. Is it madness ? I am familiarly acquainted with A deep-read man, that can with charms and herbs Restore you to your reason : or, suppose You are bewitch'd, he with more potent spells And magical rites shall cure you. Is't heaven's anger? With penitence and sacrifice appease it. Beyond this, there is nothing that I can Imagine dreadful : in your fame and fortunes You are secure ; your impious son removed too, That render'd you suspected to the state ; And your fair daughter Malef. Oh ! press me no further. Montr. Are you wrung there ! Why, what of her ? hath she Made shipwreck of her hoiiour, or conspired THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. Against your life ? or seal'd a contract with The devil of hell, for the recovery of Her young Inamorato ? Male/. None of these ; And yet, what must increase the wonder in you, Being innocent in herself, she hath wounded me ; But where, enquire not. Yet, I know not how I am persuaded, from my confidence Of your vow'd love to me, to trust you with My dearest secret ; pray you chide me for it, But with a kind of pity, not insulting On my calamity. Montr. Forward. Male/. This same daughter Monti: What is her fault ? Malef. She is too fair to me. Montr. Ha ! how is this ? Malcf. And I have looked upon her More than a father should, and languish to Enjoy her as a husband. M0nir. Heaven forbid it ! Malef. And this is all the comfort you can give me ! Where are your promised aids, your charms, your herbs, Your deep-read scholar's spells and magic rites ? Can all these disenchant me ? No, I must be My own physician, and upon myself Practise a desperate cure. Montr. Do not contemn me : Enjoin me what you please, with any hazard I'll undertake it. What means have you practised To quench this hellish fire ? Malef. All I could think on, But to no purpose ; and yet sometimes absence Does yield a kind of intermission to The fury of the fit. Montr. See her no more, then. Malef. 'Tis my last refuge ; and 'twas my intent, And still 'tis, to desire your help. Montr. Command it. Malcf. Thus then : you have a fort, of which you are The absolute lord, whither, I pray you, bear her : And that the sight of her may not again Nourish those flames, which I feel something lessen'd, By all the ties of friendship I conjure you, And by a solemn oath you must confirm it, That though my now calm'd passions should rage higher Than ever heretofore, and so compel me Once more to wish to see her ; though I use Persuasions mix'd with threatenings, (nay, add to it, That I, this failing, should with hands held up thus, Kneel at your feet, and bathe them with my tears,) Prayers or curses, vows or imprecations, Only to look upon her, though at distance, You still must be obdurate. Montr. If it be Your pleasure, sir, that I shall be unmoved, I will endeavour. Malef. You must swear to be Inexorable, as you would prevent The greatest mischief to your friend, that fate Could throw upon him. Montr. Well, I will obey you. But how the governor will be answer'd yet, And 'tis material, is not consider'd. Malef. Leave that to me. I'll presently give order How you shall surprise her ; be not frighted with Her exclamations. Montr. Be you constant to Your resolution, I will not fail In what concerns my part. Malef. Be ever bless'd for't ! [Exeunt- SCENE II. A Street. Enter Beaufort junior, Chamont, and Lanour. Cham. Not to be spoke with, say you? Beaiif. jun. No. Lan. Nor you Admitted to have conference with her? Beauf. jun. Neither. His doors are fast lock'd up, and solitude Dwells round about them, no access allow'd To friend or enemy ; but Cham. Nay, be not moved, sir ; Let his passion work, and, like a hot-rein'd horse, 'Twill quickly tire itself. Beauf. jun. Or in his death, Which, for her sake, till now I have forborn, I will revenge the injury he hath done to My true and lawful love. Lan. How does your father, The governor, relish it ? Bcauf. jun. Troth, he never had Affection to the mntch ; yet in his pity To me, he's gone in person to his house, Nor will he be denied ; and if he find not Strong and fair reasons, Malefort will hear from him In a kind he does not look for. THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. Cham. In the mean time, Pray you put on cheerful looks. Enter Montaigne. Beauf. jun. Mine suit my fortune. Lan. O, here's Montaigne. Mont. I never could have met you More opportunely. I'll not stale the jest By my relation ; but if you will look on The malecontent Belgarde, newly rigg'd up, With the train that follows him, 'twill be an object "Worthy of your noting. Beauf. jnn. Look you the comedy Make good the prologue, or the scorn will dwell Upon yourself. Mont. I'll hazard that ; observe now. Belgarde comes out of his house in a gallant habit ; stays at the door -with his sword drawn. Several voices within. Nay, captain ! glo- rious captain ! Belg. Fall back, rascals ! Do you make an owl of me ? this day I will Receive no more petitions. Here are bills of all occasions, and all sizes ! If this be the pleasure of a rich suit, would I were Again in my buff jerkin, or my armour ! Then I walk'd securely by my creditors' noses, Not a dog mark'd me ; every officer shunn'd me, And not one lousy prison would receive me : But now, as the ballad says, / am turn'd gallant, There does not live that thing I owe a sous to, But does torment me. A faithful cobler told me, With his awl in his hand, I was behindhand with him For setting me upright, and bade me look to myself. A sempstress too, that traded but in socks, Swore she would set a Serjeant on my back For a borrow'd shirt : my pay, and the benevolence The governor and the states bestow'd upon me, The city cormorants, my money-mongers, Have swallow 'd down already ; they were sums, I grant, but that I should be such a fool, Against my oath, being a cashier'd captain, To pay debts, though grown up to one and twenty, Deserves more reprehension, in my judg- ment, Than a shopkeeper, or a lawyer that lends money, In a long dead vacation. Mont. How do you like His meditation ? Cham. Peace ! let him proceed. Belg. I cannot now go on the score for shame, And where I shall begin to pawn ay, marry. That is consider'd timely ! I paid for This train of yours, dame Estridge, fourteen crowns, And yet it is so light, 'twill hardly pass For a tavern reckoning, unless it be, To save the charge of painting, nail'd on a post, For the sign of the feathers. Pox upon the fashion, Thatacaptain cannot thinkhimself acaptain,. If he wear not this, like a fore-horse ! yet it is not Staple commodity : these are perfumed too- O* the Roman wash, and yet a stale red herring Would fill the belly better, and hurt the head less: And this is Venice gold ; would I had it again In French crowns in my pocket ? O you com- manders, That, like me, have no dead pays, nor can cozen The commissary at a muster, let me stand For an example to you ! as you would Enjoy your privileges, videlicet, To pay your debts, and take your letchery gratis ; To have your issue warm'd by others fires ; To be often drunk, and swear, yet pay no forfeit To the poor, but when you share with one another ; With all your other choice immunities : Only of this I seriously advise you, Let courtiers trip like courtiers, and your lords Of dirt and dunghills mete their woods and acres, In velvets, satins, tissues ; but keep you Constant to cloth and shamois. Mont. Have you heard Of such a penitent homily ? Belg. I am studying now Where I shall hide myself till the rumour of My wealth and bravery vanish : let me see, There is a kind of vaulting-house not far off, Where I used to spend my afternoons, among Suburb she-gamesters ; and yet, now I think on't, THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. I have crack 'd a ring or two there, which they made Others to solder : No Enter a Bawd, and two Courtezans, -with two Children. 1 Court. O ! have we spied you ! Bawd. Upon him without ceremony ! ne\v's the time, While he's in the paying vein. 2 Court. Save you, brave captain ! Beauf. jun. 'Slight, how he stares ! they are worse than she-wolves to him. Belg. Shame me not in the streets ; I was coming to you. 1 Court. O, sir, you may in public pay for the fiddling "You had in private. 2 Court. We hear you are full of crowns, sir. 1 Court. And therefore, knowing you are open-handed, Before all be destroy'd, I'll put you in mind, sir, Of your young heir here. 2 Court. Here's a second, sir, That looks for a child's portion. Bawd. There are reckonings For muscadine and eggs too, must be thought on. 1 Court. We have not been hasty, sir. Bawd. But staid your leisure : But now you are ripe, and loaden with fruit 2 Court. Tis fit you should be pull'd ; here's a boy, sir, Pray you, kiss him ; 'tis your own, sir. i Court. Nay, buss this first, It hath just your eyes ; and such a pro- mising nose, That, if the sign deceive me not, in time 'Twill prove a notable striker, like his father. Belg. And yet you laid it to another. 1 Court. True, While you were poor ; and it was policy ; But she that has variety of fathers, And makes not choice of him that can maintain it, l^Ie'er studied Aristotle. Lan. A smart quean ! Belg. Why, braches, will you worry me ? 2 Court. No, but ease you Of your golden burthen ; the heavy carriage may Bring you to a sweating sickness. Bdg. Very likely ; I foam all o'er already. i Court. Will you come off, sir? Belg. Would I had ne'er come on ! Hear me with patience, Or I will anger you. Go to, you know me ; And do not vex me further : by my sins, \nd your diseases, which are certain truths, Whate'er you think, I am not master, at This instant, of a livre. 2 Court. What, and in Such a glorious suit ! Belg. The liker, wretched things, To have no money. Bawd. Yoxi may pawn your clothes, sir. 1 Court, Will you see your issue starve ? 2 Court. Or the mothers beg ? Belg. Why, you unconscionable strumpets, would you have me, Transform my hat to double clouts and biggins? My corslet to a cradle ? or my belt To swaddlebands ? or turn my cloak to blankets ? Or to sell my sword and spurs, for soap and candles ? Have you no mercy? what a chargeable devil We carry in our breeches ! Beauf. jun. Now 'tis time To fetch him off. [ They come forward. Enter Beaufort senior. Mont. Your father does it for us. Bawd. The governor ! Beauf. sen. What are these? i Court. An it like your lordship, Very poor spinsters. Bawd. I am his nurse and laundress. Belg. You have nurs'd and launder 'd me, hell take you for it ! Vanish ! Cham. Do, do, and talk with him hereafter. 1 Court. 'Tis our best course. 2 Court. We'll find a time to fit him. \Exeunt Bawd and Courtezans. Beauf. sen. Why in this heat, Belgarde ? Bdg. You are the cause of 't. Beauf. sen. Who, I? Belg. Yes, your pied livery and your gold Draw these vexations on me ; pray you strip me, And let me be as I was : I will not lose The pleasures and the freedom which I had In my certain poverty, for all the wealth Fair France is proud of. Beauf. sen. We at better leisure Will learn the cause of this. Beauf. jun. What answer, sir, From the admiral? Beauf. sen. None ; his daughter is removed To the fort of Montreville, and he himself In person fled, but where, is not discover'd : THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. 59 I could tell you wonders, but the time denies me Fit liberty. In a word, let it suffice The power of our great master is contemn'd, The sacred laws of God and man profaned ; And if I sit down with this injury, I am unworthy of my place, and thou Of my acknowledgment : draw up all the troops ; As I go, I will instruct you to what purpose. .Such as have power to punish, and yet spare, From fear or from connivance, others ill, Though not in act, assist them in their will. [Exeunt. ACT V. SCENE I. A Street near 'Malefort's House. Enter Montreville and Servants, with Theo- crine, Page, and Waiting-women. Montr. Bind them, and gag their mouths sure ; I alone Will be your convoy. 1 Worn. Madam ! 2 Worn. Dearest lady ! Page. Let me fight for my mistress. Serv. 'Tis in vain, Little cockerel of the kind. Montr. Away with them, And do as I command you. \Exeunt Servants -with Page and Waiting-women. Theoc. Montreville, You are my father's friend ; nay more, a soldier, And if a right one, as I hope to find you, Though in a lawful war you had surprised A city, that bow'd humbly to your pleasure, In honour you stand bound to guard a virgin From violence ; but in a free estate, Of which you are a limb, to do a wrong Which noble enemies never consent to, Is such an insolence Montr. How her heart beats ! Much like a partridge in a sparhawk's foot, That with a panting silence does lament The fate she cannot fly from ! Sweet, take comfort, You are safe, and nothing is intended to you, But love and service. Theoc. They came never clothed In force and outrage. Upon what assurance (Remembering only that my father lives, Who will not tamely suffer the disgrace, ) Have you presumed to hurry me from his house, And, as I were not worth the waiting on, To snatch me from the duty and attendance Oi my poor servants ? Montr. Let not that afflict you, You shall not want observance ; I will be Your page, your woman, parasite, or fooL Or any other property, provided You answer my affection. Theoc. In what kind? Montr. As you had done young Beaufort's. Theoc. How ! Montr. So, lady ; Or, if the name of wife appear a yoke Too heavy for your tender neck, so I Enjoy you as a private friend or mistress, Twill be sufficient. Theoc. Blessed angels guard me ! What frontless impudence is this? what devil Hath, to thy certain ruin, tempted thee To offer me this motion ? by my hopes Of after joys, submission nor repentance Shall expiate this foul intent. Montr. Intent ! Tis more, I'll make it act. Theoc. Ribald, thou darert not : And if (and with a fever to thy soul) Thou but consider that I have a lather, And such a father, as, when this arrives at His knowledge, as it shall, the terror of His vengeance, which as sure as fate must follow, Will make thee curse the hour in which lust taught thee To nourish these bad hopes ; and 'tis my wonder Thou darest forget how tender he is of me, And that each shadow of wrong done to me, Will raise in him a tempest not to be But with thy heart-blood calm'd : this, when I see him Montr. As thou shalt never. Theoc. Wilt thou murder me ? Montr. No, no, 'tis otherwise determined, fool. The master which in passion kills his slave That may be useful to him, does himself The injury: know, thou most wretched creature, That father thou presumest upon, that father, That, when I sought thee in a noble way, Denied thee to me, fancying in his hope A higher match, from his excess of dotage, Hath in his bowels kindled such a flame Of impious and most unnatural lust, That now he fears his furious desires May force him to do that, he shakes to think on. Theoc. O me, most wretched ! Montr. Never hope again To blast him with those eyes : their golden beams Are unto him arrows of death and hell, 6o THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. But unto me divine artirery. And therefore, since what J so long in vain Pursued, is offer'd to me, and by him Given up to my possession ; do not flatter Thyself with an imaginary hope, But that I'll take occasion by the forelock, And make use of my fortune. As we walk, I'll tell thee more. Theoc. I will not stir. Montr. I'll force thee. Thcoc. Help, help ! Montr. In vain. Theoc. In me my brother's blood Is punish'd at the height. Montr. The coach there ! Theoc. Dear sir Montr. Tears, curses, prayers, are alike to me ; I can, and must enjoy my present pleasure, And shall take time to mourn for it at leisure. [He bears her off. SCENE II. A Space before the Fort. Enter Malefort. I have play'd the fool, thegrossfool, tobelieve The bosom of a friend will hold a secret, Mine own could not con tain ; and my industry In taking liberty from my innocent daughter, Out of false hopes of freedom to myself, Is, in the little help it yields me, punish'd. She's absent, but I have her figure here ; And e% r ery grace and rarity about her, Are by the pencil of my memory, In living colours painted on my heart. My fires too, a short interim closed up, Break out with greater fury. Why was I, Since 'twas my fate, and not to be declined, In this so tender-conscienced ? Say I had Enjoy 'd what 1 desired, what had it been But incest ? and there's something here that tells me I stand accomptable for greater sins I never check'd at. Neither had the crime Wanted a precedent : I have read in story, Those first great heroes, that, for their brave deeds, Were in the world's first infancy styled gods, Freely enjoy'd what I denied myself. Old Saturn, in the golden age, embraced His sister Ops, and, in the same degree, The Thunderer Juno, Neptune Thetis, and, By their example, after the first deluge, Deucalion Pyrrha. Universal nature, As every day 'tis evident, allows it To crea'tures of all kinds : the gallant horse Covers the mare to which he was the sire ; The bird with fertile seed gives new increase To her that hatch'd him : why should envious man then Brand that close act, which adds proximity To what's most near him, with the abhorred title Of incest? or our later laws forbid, What by the first was granted ? Let old men, That are not capable of these delights, And solemn superstitious fools, prescribe Rules to themselves ; I will not curb my freedom, But constantly go on, with this assurance, I but walk in a path which greater men Have trod before me. Ha ! this is the fcrt: Open the gate ! Within, there ! Enter two Soldiers. 1 Sold. With your pardon We must forbid your entrance. Malef. Do you know me? 2 Sold. Perfectly, my lord. Malcf. I am [your] captain's friend. 1 Sold. It maybe so ; but till we know his pleasure, You must excuse us. 2 Sold. We'll acquaint him with Your waiting here. Malef. Waiting, slave ! he was ever By me commanded. 1 Sold. As we are by him. Malcf. So punctual ! pray you then, in my name entreat His presence. 2 Sold. That we shall do. [Exeunt Sold. Malef. I must use Some strange persuasions to work him to Deliver her, and to forget the vows, And horrid oaths I, in my madness, made him Take to the contrary : and may I get her Once more in my possession, f will bear her Into some close cave ordesert, where we'll end Our lusts and lives together. Enter Montreville and Soldiers, upon ihe Walls. Montr. Fail not, on The forfeit of your lives, to execute W T hat I command. {Exeunt Soldiers. Malef. Montreville! how is't friend? Montr. I am glad to see you wear such cheerful looks ; The world's well alter'd. Malef. Yes, I thank my stars : But methinks thou art troubled. Montr. Some light cross, But of no moment. Malef. So I hope : beware Of sad and impious thoughts ; you know how far They wrought on me. Montr. No such come near me, sir. THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. 6r I have, like you, no daughter, and much wish You never had been curs'd with one. Male/. Who, I ? Thou art deceived, I am most happy in her. Montr. I am glad to hear it. Malef. My incestuous fires To'ards her are quite burnt out ; I love her now As a father, and no further. Montr. Fix there then Your constant peace, and do not try a second Temptation from her. Malef. Yes, friend, though she were By millions of degrees more excellent In her perfections ; nay, though she could borrow A form angelical to take my frailty, It would not do : and therefore, Montre- ville, My chief delight next her, I come to tell thee, The governor and I are reconciled, And I confirm'd, and with all possible speed, To make large satisfaction to young Beau- fort, And her, whom I have so much wrong'd ; and for Thy trouble in her custody, of which 1'H'now discharge thee, there is nothing in My nerves or fortunes, but shall ever be At thy devotion. Montr. You promise fairly, Nor doubt I the performance ; yet I would not Hereafter be reported to have been The principal occasion of your falling Into a relapse : or but suppose, out of The easiness of my nature, and assurance You are firm and can hold out, I could con- sent ; You needs must know there are so many lets That make against it, that it is my wonder You offer me the motion ; having bound me, With oaths and imprecations, on no terms, Reasons, or arguments, you could propose, I ever should admit you to her sight, Much less restore her to you. Malef. Are we soldiers, And stand on oaths ! Montr. It is beyond my knowledge In what we are more worthy, than in keeping Our words, much more our vows. Malef. Heaven pardon all ! How many thousands, in our heat of wine, Quarrels, and play, and in our younger days, In private I may say, between ourselves, In points of love, have we to answer for, Should we be scrupulous that way ? M ntr. You say well : And very aptly call to memory Two oaths, against all ties and rites of friendship, Broken by you to me. Malef. No more of that. Montr. Yes, 'tis material, and to the pur- pose : The first (and think upon't) was, when I brought you As a visitant to my mistress then, (the mother Of this same daughter,) whom, with dread- ful words, Too hidtous to remember, you swore deeply For my sake never to attempt ; yet then, Then, when you had a sweet wife of yourown, I know not with what arts, philtres, and charms (Unless in wealth and fame you were above me) You won her from me ; and, her grant ob- tain'd, A marriage with the second waited on The burial of the first, that to the world Brought your dead son : this I sat tamely down by, Wanting, indeed, occasion and power To be at the height revenged. Malef. Yet this you seem'd Freely to pardon. Montr. As perhaps I did. Your daughter Theocrine growing ripe, (Her mother too deceased,) and fit for mar- riage, I was a suitor for her, had your word, Upon your honour, and our friendship made Authentical, and ratified with an oath, She should be mine : but vows with you being like To your religion, a nose of wax To be turn'd every way, that very day Thegovernor'ssonbutmakinghis approaches Of courtship to her, the wind of your ambition For her advancement, scatter'd the thin sand In which you wrote your full consent to me, And drew you to his party. What hath pass'd since, You bear a register in your own bosom, That can at large inform you. Malef. Montreville, I do confess all that you charge me with To be strong truth, and that I bring a cause \ Most miserably guilty, and acknowledge That though your goodness made me mine j own judge, I should not shew the least compassion Or mercy to myself. O, let not yet My foulness taint your pureness, or my false- hood THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. Divert the torrent of your loyal faith ! My ills, if not return 'd by you, will add Lustre to your much good ; and to o'ercome With noble sufferance, will express your strength, And triumph o'er my weakness. If you please too, My black deeds being only known to you, And, in surrendering up mydaughter, buried, You not alone make me your slave, (for I At no part do deserve the name of friend,) But in your own breast raise a monument Of pity to a wretch, on whom with justice You may express all cruelty. Montr. You much move me. Malef. O that I could but hope it ! To revenge An injury, is proper to the wishes Of feeble women, that want strength to act it : But to have power to punish, and yet pardon, Peculiar to princes. See ! these knees, \Kmds. That have been ever stiff to bend to heaven, To you are supple. Is there aught beyond this That may speak my submission? or can pride (Though I well know it is a stranger to you) Desire a feast of more humility, To kill her growing appetite ? Montr. I required not To be sought to this poor way ; yet 'tis so far A kind of satisfaction, that I will Dispense a little with those serious oaths You made me take : your daughter shall come to you, I will not say, as you deliver'd her, But, as she is, you may dispose of her As you shall think most requisite. \Exit. Malef. His last words Are riddles to me. Here the lion's force Would have proved useless, and, against my nature, Compell'd me from the crocodile to borrow Her counterfeit tears : there's now no turn- ing backward. May I but quench these fires that rage with- in me, And fall what can fall, I am arm'd to bear it ! Enter Soldiers below, thrusting forth Theo- crine ; her garments loose, her hair dishe- velled, 2 Sold. You must be packing. Theoc. Hath he robb'd me of Mine honour, and denies me now a room To hide my shame ! 2 Sold. My lord the admiral Attends your ladyship. i Sold. Close the port, and leave them. \_Exeunt Soldiers. Malef. Ha ! who is this ? how alter'd ! how deform 'd ! It cannot be : and yet this creature has A kind of a resemblance to my daughter, My Theocrine ! but as different From that she was, as bodies dead are, in Their best perfections, from what they were When they had life and. motion. Theoc. 'Tis most true, sir ; I am dead indeed to all but misery. come not near me sir, I am infectious : To look on me at distance, is as dangerous As, from a pinnacle's cloud-kissing spire, With giddy eyes to view the deep descent ; But to acknowledge me, a certain ruin. O, sir ! Malef. Speak, Theocrine, force me not To further question ; my fears already Have choked my vital spirits. Theoc. Pray you turn away Your face and hear me, and with my last breath Give me leave to accuse you: What offence, From my first infancy, did I commit, That for a punishment you should give up My virgin chastity to the treacherous guard Of goatish Montreville ? Malef. What hath he done ? Theoc. Abused me, sir, by violence ; and this told, 1 cannot live to speak more : may the cause In you find pardon, but the speeding curse Of a ravish'd maid fall heavy, heavy on him ! Beaufort, my lawful love, farewell for ever. [Dies. Malef. Take not thy flight so soon, im- maculate spirit ! 'Tis fled already. How the innocent, As in a gentle slumber, pass away ! But to cut off the knotty thread of life In guilty men, must force stern Atropos To use her sharp knife often. I would help The edge of hers with the sharp point of mine, But that I dare not die, till I have rent This dog's heart piecemeal. O, that I had wines To scale these walls, or that my hands were cannons, To bore their flinty sides, that I might bring- The villain in the reach of my good sword ! The Turkish empire offer'd for his ransom, Should not redeem his life. O that my voice Were loud as thunder, and with horrid sounds Might force a dreadful passage to his ears, And through them. reach his soul ! Libidinous, monster ! THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. Foul ravisher ! as thou durst do a deed Which forced the sun to hide his glorious face Behind a sable mask of clouds, appear, And as a man defend it ; or, like me, Shew some compunction for it. Enter Montreville on the Walls, above. Montr. Ha, ha, ha ! Malef. Is this an object to raise mirth ? Montr. Yes, yes. Malef. My daughter's dead. Montr. Thou hadst best follow her ; Or, if thou art the thing thou art reported, Thou shouldst have led the way. Do tear thy hair, Like a village nurse, and mourn, while I laugh at thee. Be but a just examiner of thyself, And in an equal balance poise the nothing, Or little mischief I have done, compared With the pond'rous weight of thine : and how canst thou Accuse or argue with me ? mine was a rape, And she being in a kind contracted to me, The fact may challenge some qualification : But thy intent made nature's self run back- ward, And done, had caused an earthquake, Enter Soldiers above. 1 Sold. Captain ! Montr. Ha! 2 Sold. Our outworks are surprised, the sentinel slain, The corps de guard defeated too. Montr. By whom ? i Sold. The sudden storm and darkness of the night Forbids the knowledge ; make up speedily, Or all is lost. [Exeunt. Montr. In the devil's name, whence comes this ? [Exit. [A storm ; with thunder and lightning. Malef. Do, do rage on ! rend open, ^Eolus, Thy brazen prison, and let loose at once Thy stormy issue ! Blustering Boreas, Aided with all the gales tha pilot numbers Upon his compass, cannot raise a tempest Through the vast region of the air, like that I feel within me : for I am possess'd With whirlwinds, and each guilty thought to me is A dreadful hurricane. Though this centre Labour to bring forth earthquakes, and hell open Her wide-stretch'd jaws, and let out all her furies, They cannot add an atom to the mountain Of fears and terrors that each minute threaten To fall on my accursed head. Enter the Ghost of young Malefort, naked from the -waist, full of wounds, leading in the Shadow of a Lady, her face leprous. Ha! is't fancy? Or hath hell heard me, and makes proof if I Dare stand the trial ? Yes, I do ; and now I view these apparitions, I feel I once did know the substances. For what come you ? Are your aerial forms deprived of language, And so denied to tell me, that by signs [The Ghosts use various gestures. You bid me ask here of myself? Tis so : And there is something here makes answer for you. You come to lance my sear'd-up conscience ; yes, And to instruct me, that those thunderbolts, That hurl'd me headlong from the height of glory, Wealth, honours, worldly happiness, were forged Upon the anvil of my impious wrongs, And cruelty to you i' I do confess it ; And that my lust compelling me to make way For a second wife, I poison'd thee ; and that The cause (which to the world is undis- cover'd) That forced thee to shake off thy filial duty To me, thy father, had its spring and source From thy impatience, to know thy mother, That with all duty and obedience served me, (For now with horror I acknowledge it,) Removed unjustly : yet, thou being my son, Wert not a competent judge mark'd out by heaven For her revenger, which thy falling by My weaker hand confirm 'd . [A nswered still by signs. .] Tis granted by thee. Can any penance expiate my guilt, Or can repentance save me ? [The Ghosts disappear. They are vanish 'd ! What's left to do then ? I'll accuse my fate, That did not fashion me for nobler uses : For if those stars, cross to me in my birth, Had not denied their prosperous influence to it, With peace of conscience, like to innocent men, I might have ceased to be, and not as now, To curse my cause of being [He is kill'd with aflath of lightning. Enter Belgarde, with Soldiers. Bclg. Here's a night To season my silks ! Buff-jerkin, now I miss thee : 6 4 THE UNNATURAL COMBAT. Thou hast endured many foul nights, but never One like to this. How fine my feather looks now ! Just like a capon's tail stol'n out of the pen, And hid in the sink ; and yet 't had been dishonour To have charged without it. Wilt thou never cease ? Is the petard, as I gave directions, fasten'd On the portcullis ? 1 Sold. It hath been attempted By divers, but in vain. Belg. These are your gallants, That at a feast take the first place, poor I Hardly allow'd to follow ; marry, in These foolish businesses they are content That I shall have precedence ; I much thank Their manners, or their fear. Second me, soldiers ; They have had no time to undermine, or if They have, it is but blowing up, and fetching A caper or two in the air ; and I will do it, Rather than blow my nails here. 2 Sold. O brave captain ! [Exeunt. An. Alarum ; noise and cries within. After a flourish, enter Beaufort senior, Beaufort junior, Montaigne, Chamont, Lanour, Belgarde, and Soldiers, with Montreville prisoner. Montr. Racks cannot force more from me than I have Already told you : I expect no favour ; I have cast up my accompt. Beauf. sen. Take you the charge Of the fort, Belgarde ; your dangers have deserved it. Belg. I thank your excellence : this will keep me safe yet From being pull'd by the sleeve, and bid remember The thing I wot of. Beauf. fun. All that have eyes to weep, Spare one tear with me. Theocrine's dead. Mont. Her father too lies breathless here, I think Struck dead with thunder. Cham. Tis apparent : how His carcass smells ! Lan. His face is alter 'd to Another colour. Bea^tf. jun. But here's one retains Her native innocence, that never yet Call'd down heaven's anger. Beauf. sen. Tis in vain to mourn For what's past help. We will refer, bad man, Your sentence to the king. May we make use of This great example, and learn from it, that There cannot be a want of power above, To punish murder, and unlawful love ! [Exeunt. The Duke of Milan. DRAMATIS PERSONS. Ludovico Sforza, supposed duke of Milan. Francisco, his especial favourite. r to Graccho, a creature 0/" Mariana. Sovanni, If"***** Charles, the Emperor. Pescara, an imperialist, but a friend Sforza. Hernando, "I Medina, \captains to the Emperor. Alphonso, j SCENE, -for the first and second acts, in Milan; during part of thethird, in ihc Imperial Camp near Pavia ; the rest of the play, in Milan, and its neighbourhood. Three Gentlemen. Fiddlers. An Officer. Two Doctors. Two Couriers. Marcelia, the dutchess, wife to Sforza. Isabella, mother to Sforza. Mariana, wife to Francisco, and siste. Sforza. Eugenia, sister to Francisco. A Gentlewoman. Guards, Servants, Attendants. ACTI. SCENE I. Milan. An outer Room in the Castle. Enter Graccho, Julio, and Giovanni, wi/A Flaggons. Grac. Take every man his flaggon : give the oath To all you meet ; I am this day the state- drunkard, I am sure against my will ; and if you find A man at ten that's sober, he's a traitor, And, in my name, arrest him. Jul. Very good, sir : But, say he be a sexton? Grac. If the bells Ring out of tune, as if the street were burn- ing, And he cry, ' Tis rare music ! bid him sleep : 'Tis a sign he has ta'en his liquor ; and if you meet An officer preaching of sobriety, Unless he read it in Geneva print, Lay him by the heels. Jul. But think you 'tis a fault To be found sober? Grac. It is capital treason : Or, if you mitigate it, let such pay Forty crowns to the poor : but give a pension To all the magistrates you find singing catches, Or their wives dancing ; for the courtiers reeling, And the duke himself, I dare not say dis- temper'd, But kind, and in his tottering chair carousing, They do the country service, flfyou meef" One that eats bread, a child of ignorance, And bred up in the darkness of no drinking, Against his will you may initiate him In the true posture ; though he die in the taking His drench, it skills not : what's a private man, For the public honour ! We've nought else to think on. And so, dear friends, copartners in my travails, Drink hard ; and let the health run through the city, Until it reel again, and with me cry, Long live the dutchess ! Enter Tiberio and Stephano. Ji, I. Here are two lords ; what think you? Shall we give the oath to them? Grac . Fie ! no : I know them, You need not swear them ; your lord, by his patent, Stands bound to take his rouse. Long live the dutchess ! [Exeunt Grac. Jul. and Gio. Steph. The cause of this? but yesterday the court Wore the sad livery of distrust and fear ; No smile, not in a buffoon to be seen, Or common jester : the Great Duke himself 66 THE DUKE OP MILAN. Had sorrow in his face ! which, waited on By his mother, sister, and his fairest dutchess, Dispersed a silent mourning through aL Milan ; As if some great blow had been given the state, Or were at least expected. Tib. Stephano, I know as you are noble, you are honest, And capable of secrets of more weight Than now I shall deliver. If that Sforza, The present duke, (though his whole life hath been But one continued pilgrimage through dangers, Affrights, and horrors, which his fortune, guided By his strong judgment, still hath overcome,) Appears now shaken, it deserves no wonder : All that his youth hath labour'd for, the harvest Sown by his industry ready to be reap'd too, ; Being now at stake ; and all his hopes con- firm'd, Or lost for ever. Steph. I know no such hazard : His guards are strong and sure, his coffers full; The people well affected ; and so wisely His provident care hath wrought, that though war rages In most parts of our western world, there is No enemy near us. Tib. Dangers, that we see To threaten ruin, are with ease prevented ; ! But those strike deadly, that come unex- pected : | The lightning is far off, yet, soon as seen, We may behold the terrible effects That it produceth. But I'll help your know- ledge, And make his cause of fear familiar to you. The wars so long continued between The emperor Charles, and Francis the French king, Have interess'd, in cither's cause, the most Of the Italian princes ; among which, Sforza, As one of greatest power, was sought by both; But with assurance, having one his friend, The other lived his enemy. Steph. 'Tis true : And 'twas a doubtful choice. Tib. But he, well knowing, And hating too, it seems, the Spanish pride, Lent his assistance to the king of France : Which hath so far incensed the emperor, That all his hopes and honours are embark'd With his great patron's fortune. Steph. Which stands fair, For aught I yet can hear. Tib. But should it change, The duke's undone. They have drawn to the field Two royal armies, full of fiery youth ; Of equal spirit to dare, and power to do : So near intrench 'd, that 'tis beyond all hope Of human counsel they can e'er be severed, Until it be determined by the sword, Who hath the better cause : for the. success, Concludes the victor innocent, and the van- quish 'd Most miserably guilty, j How uncertain The fortune of the war is, children know ; And, it being in suspense, on whose fair tent Wing'd Victory will make her glorious stand, *You cannot blame the duke, though he appear Perplex 'd and troubled. Steph. But why, then, In such a time, when every knee should bend For the success and safety of his person, Are theseloud triumphs? inmy weakopinion, They are unseasonable. Tib. I judge so too ; But only in the cause to be excused. It is the dutchess 1 birthday, once a year Solemnized with all pomp and ceremony ; In which the duke is not his own, but hers : Nay, every day, indeed, he is her creature, For never man so doated ; but to tell The tenth part of his fondness to a stranger^ Would argue me of fiction. Steph. She's, indeed, A lady of most exquisite form. Tib. She knows it, Arid how to prize it. Stepk. I ne'er heard her tainted In any point of honour. Tib. On my life, She's constant to his bed, and well deserves His largest favours. But, when beauty is Stamp'd on great women, great in birth and fortune, And blown by flatterers greater than it is Tis seldom unaccompanied with pride ; Nor is she that way free : presuming on The duke's affection, and her own desert, She bears herself with such a maiestyT* 13 "* 3 " Looking with scorn on all as things beneath her, That Sforza's mother, that would lose no part Of what was once her own, nor his fair sister, A lady too acquainted with her worth, _ VV ill brook it well ; and howsoe'er their hate Is smother'd tor a time, 'tis more than fear'd It will at length break out. THE DUKE OF MILAN. Sieph. He in whose power it is, |i |Turn all to the best ! _-J Tib. Come, let us to the court ; We there shall see all bravery and cost, That art can boast of. Steph. I'll bear you company. {Exeunt. SCENE II. Another Room in the same. Enter Francisco, Isabella, and Mariana. Marl. I will not go ; I scorn to be a spot In her proud train. Isab. Shall I, that am his mother, Be so indulgent, as to wait on her That owes me duty ? Fran. 'Tis done to the duke, And not to her : and, my sweet wife, re- member, And, madam, if you please, receive my counsel, As Sforza is your son, you may command him ; And, as a sister, you may challenge from him A brother's love and favour : but, this granted, Consider he's the prince, and you his sub- jects, And not to question or contend with her Whom he is pleased to honour. Private men Prefer their wives ; and shall he, being a prince, And blest with one that is the paradise Of sweetness and of beauty, to whose charge The stock of women's goodness is given up, Not use her like herself? I sab. You are ever forward To sing her praises. Jl/ari. Others are as fair ; I am sure, as noble. Fran'. I detract from none, Ingivingherwhat's due. Were she deform'd, Yet being the dutchess, I stand bound to serve her ; But, as she is, to admire her. Never wife Met with a purer heat her husband's fervour ; A happy pair, one in the other blest ! She confident in herself he's wholly hers, And cannot seek for change ; and he secure, That 'tis not in the power of man to tempt her. And therefore to contest with her, that is The stronger and the better part of him, Is more than folly : you know him of a nature Not to be played with ; and, should you forget To obey him as your prince, he'll not re- member The duty that he owes you. Isab. 'Tis but truth : Come, clear our brows, and let us to the banquet ; But not to serve his idol. Marl. I shall do What may become the sister of a prince ; But will not stoop beneath it. Fran. Yet, be wise ; Soar not too high, to fall ; but stoop to rise. [Exeunt. SCENE III. A State Room in the same. Enter three Gentlemen, setting forth a banquet. 1 Gent. Quick, quick, for love's sake ! let the court put on Her choicest outside : cost and bravery Be only thought of. 2 Gent. All that may be had To please the eye, the ear, taste, touch, or smell, Are carefully provided. 3 Gent. There's a masque : Have you heard what's the invention ? i Gent. No matter : It is intended for the dutchess' honour ; And if it give her glorious attributes, As the most fair, most virtuous, and the rest, 'Twill please the duke [Loud music]. They come. 3 Gent. All is in order. Flourish. Enter Tiberio, Stephano, Fran- cisco, Sforza, Marcelia, Isabella, Mariana, and Attendants. Sfor. You are the mistress of the feast sit here, O my soul's comfort ! and when Sforza bows f Thus low to do you honour, let none think | The meanest service they can pay my love, ' But as a fair addition to those titl They stand possest of. Let me gl67y"irT My happiness, and mighty kings look pale With envy, while I triumph in mine own. O mother, look on her ! sister, admire her ! And, since this present age yields not a woman ^ Worthy to be her secondl borrow of Times past, and let imagination help, Of those canonized ladies Sparta boasts of, And, in her greatness, Rome was proud to owe, To fashion one ; yet still you must confess, The phoenix of perfection ne'er was seen, But in my fair Marcelia. Fran. She 's, indeed, The wonder oi all times. Tib. Your excellence, ~ 68 THE DUKE OF MILAN. Though I confess, you give her but her own, Forces her modesty to the defence Of a sweet blush. Sfor. It need not, my Marcelia ; When most I strive to praise thee, I appear A poor detractor : for thou art, indeed, So absolute in body and in mind, That, but to speak the least part to the height, Would ask an angel's tongue, and yet then end In silent admiration ! Isab. You still court her, As if she were a mistress, not your wife. Sfor. A mistress, mother ! she is more to me, And every day deserves more to be sued to. Such as are cloy'd with those they have embraced, May think their wooing done : no night to me But is a bridal one, where Hymen lights His torches fresh and new ; and those de- lights, Which are not to be clothed in airy sounds, Enjoy 'd, beget desires as full of heat, And jovial fervour, as when first I tasted Her virgin fruit. Blest night ! and be it number'd Amongst those happy ones, in which a blessing Was, by the full consent of all the stars, Conferr'd upon mankind. Marc. My worthiest lord ! The only object I behold with pleasure, My pride, my glory, in a word, my all ! Bear witness, heaven, that I esteem myself In nothing worthy of the meanest praise You can bestow, unless it be in this, That in my heart I love and honour you. fTAnd, but that it would smell of arrogance, / To speak my strong desire and zeal to serve you, I then could say, these eyes yet never saw The rising sun, but that my vows and prayers Were sent to heaven for the prosperity And safety of my lord : nor have I ever Had other study, but how to appear Worthy your favour ; and that my embraces j Might yield a fruitful harvest of content I For all your noble travail, in the purchase Of her that's still your servant : By these lips, ; Which, pardon me, that I presume to .kiss Sfor. O swear, for ever swear ! Marc. I ne'er will seek Delight but in your pleasure : and desire, When you are sated with all earthly glories, And age and honours make you fit for heaven, That one grave may receive us. Sfor. Tis believed, Believed, my blest one. Mari. How she winds herself Into his soul ! Sfor. Sit all. Let others feed On those gross cates, while Sforza banquets with Immortal viands ta'en in at his I could live ever thus. Command the eunuch To sing the ditty that I last composed, a f. Enter a Courier. . __ In praise of my Marcelia. From whence? Cour. From Pavia, my dread lord. Sfor. Speak, is all lost ? Cour. [Delivers a letter.'] The letter will inform you. [Exit. Fran. How his hand shakes, As he receives it ! Mari. This is some allay To his hot passion. Sfor. Though it bring death, I'll read it : May it please your excellence to under- stand, that the very hour I wrote this, / heard a bold defiance delivered bv a herald from the emperor, which was cheerfully re- ceived by the king of France. The battailes being ready to join, and the vanguard com- mitted to my charge, enforces me to end, abruptly. Your Highness' s humble servant. GASPERO. Ready to join! By this, then, I am nothing. Or my estate secure. [Aside. Marc. My lord. Sfor. To doubt, Is worse than to have lost ; and to despair, Is but to antedate those miseries That must fall on us ; all my hopes depending Upon this battle's fortune. In my soul, Methinks, there should be that imperious power, By supernatural, not usual means, T' inform me what I am. The cause con- sider'd, Why should I fear? The French are bold and strong, Their numbers full, and in their councils wise; But then, the haughty Spaniard is all fire, Hot in his executions ; fortunate In his attempts ; married to victory : Ay, there it is that shakes me. [Aside. Fran. Excellent lady, This day was dedicated to your honour ; THE DUKE OF MILAN. One gale of your sweet breath will easily Disperse these clouds ; and, but yourself, there's none t That dare speak to him. Marc. 1 will run the hazard. ! My lord ! 'Sfor. Ha ! pardon me, Marcelia, I am troubled ; Arid stand uncertain, whether I am master Of aught that's worth the owning. Marc. I am yours, sir ; And I have heard you swear, I being safe, i There was no loss could move you. This day, sir, I Is by your gift made mine. Can you revoke A grant made to Marcelia? your Marcelia ? For whose love, nay, whose honour, gentle sir, All deep designs, and state-affairs deferr'd, Be, as you purposed, merry. Sfor. Out of my sight ! [Throws away the letter. And all thoughts that may strangle mirth forsake me. | Fall what can fall, I dare the worst of fate : i Though the foundation of the earth should shrink, \ The glorious eye of heaven lose his splen- dour, Supported thus, I'll stand upon the ruins, And seek for new life here. Why are you sad? No other sports ! by heaven, he's not my friend, lat wears one furrow in his face, I was told ere was a masque. Fran. They wait your highness' pleasure, And when you please to have it. Sfor. Bid them enter : 'ome, make me happy once again. I am rapt 'Tis not to-day, to-morrow, or the next, But all my days, and years, shall be eni- ploy'd To do thee honour. Marc. And my life to serve you. [A horn without. Sfor. Another post ! Go hang him, hang him, I say ; I will not interrupt my present pleasures, Although his message should import my head : Hang him, I say. Marc. Nay, good sir, I am pleased To grant a little intermission to you ; Who knows but he brings news we wish to hear, To heighten our delights. Sfor. As wise as fair ! Enter another Courier. From Gaspero ? Cour. That was, my lord, Sfor. How ! dead ? Cour. [Delivers a letter.^ With the de- livery of this, and prayers, To guard your excellency from certain dan- gers, He ceased to be a man. [Exit. Sfor. All that my fears Could fashion to me, or my enemies wish, Is fallen upon me. Silence that harsh music ; 'Tis now unseasonable : a tolling bell, As a sad harbinger to tell me, that This pamper'd lump of flesh must feast the worms, Is fitter for me : I am sick. Marc. My lord! Sfor. Sick to the death , Marcelia. Remove These signs of mirth ; they were ominous, and but usher' d Sorrow and ruin. Marc. Bless us, heaven ! I sab. My son. Marc. What sudden change is this ? Sfor. All leave the room ; I'll bear alone the burden of my grief, And must admit no partner. I am yet Your prince, where's your obedience? Stay, Marcelia ; I cannot be so greedy of a sorrow, In which you must not share. [Exeunt Tiberio, Stephano, Francisco, Isabella, Mariana, and Attendants. Marc. And cheerfully I will sustain my part. Why look you pale ? Where is that wonted constancy and cou- rage, That dared the worst of fortune ? where is Sforza, To whom all dangers that fright common men, Appear'd but panic terrors ? why do you eye me With such fix'd looks ? Love, counsel, duty, service, May flow from me, not danger. Sfor. O, Marcelia ! It is for thee I fear ; for thee, thy Sforza Shakes like a coward : for myself, unmoved, I could have heard my troops were cut in pieces, My general slain, and he, on whom my hopes Of rule, of state, of life, had their depen- dence, The king of France, my greatest friend, made prisoner To so proud enemies. : THE DUKE OF MILAN Marc. Then you have just cause To shew you are a man. Sfor. All this were nothing, Though I add to it, that I am assured, For giving aid to this unfortunate king, The emperor, incens'd, lays his command On his victorious army, flesh'd with spoil, And bold of conquest, to march up against me, And seize on my estates : suppose that done too, The city ta'en, the kennels running blood, The ransack'd temples falling on their saints : My mother, in my sight, toss'd on their pikes, And sister ravish 'd ; and myself bound fast In chains, to grace their triumph ; or what else An enemy's insolence could load me with, I would be Sforza still. But, when I think That my Marcelia, to whom all these Are but as atoms to the greatest hill, Must suffer in my cause, and for me suffer ! All earthly torments, nay, even those the damn'd Howl for in hell, are gentle strokes, com- pared To what I feel, Marcelia. 'Marc. Good sir, have patience : I can as well partake your adverse fortune, As I thus long have had an ample share In your prosperity. 'Tis not in the power Of fate to alter me ; for while I am, In spite of it, I'm yours. Sfor. But should that will To be so [be] forced, Marcelia ; and I live To see those eyes I prize above my own, Dart favours, though compell'd, upon an- other ; Or those sweet lips, yielding immortal nectar, ' Be gently touch'd by any but myself ; Think, think, Marcelia, 'what a cursed thing I were, beyond expression ! Marc. Do not feed Those jealous thoughts ; the only blessing that Heaven hath bestow'd on us, more than on beasts, Is, that 'tis in our pleasure when to die. Besides, were I now in another's power, There are so many ways to let out life, I would not live, for one short minute, his ; I was born only yours, and I will die so. Sfor. Angels reward the goodness of this woman ! Enter Francisco. All I can pay is nothing. Why, uncall'd for? Fran. It is of weight, sir, that makes me < thus press Upon your privacies. Your constant friend, The marquis of Pescara, tired with haste. Hath business that concerns your life and fortunes, And with speed, to impart. Sfor. Wait on him hither. [Exit Francisco. And, dearest, to thy closet. Let thy prayers Assist my councils. Marc. To spare imprecations Against myself, without vou I am, nothing. [Exit. Sfor. The marquis of Pescara ! a" great soldier ; And, though he serv'd upon the adverse party, Ever my constant friend. Re-enter Francisco with Pescara. Fran. Yonder he walks, Full of sad thoughts. Pesc. Blame him not, good Francisco, He hath much cause to grieve ; would I might end so, And not add this, to fear ! Sfor. My dear Pescara ; A miracle in these times ! a friend, and happy, Cleaves to a falling fortune ! Pesc. If it were As well in my weak power, in act, to raise it, As 'tis to bear a part of sorrow with you, You then should have just cause to say, Pescara Look'd not upon your state, but on your virtues, When he made suit to be writ in the list Of those you favour'd. But my haste for- bids' All compliment ; thus, then, sir, to the pur- pose : The cause that, unattended, brought me hither, \Vas not to tell you of your loss, or danger ; For fame hath many wings to bring ill tidings, And I presume you've heard it ; but to give you Such friendly counsel, as, perhaps, may make Your sad disaster less. Sfor. You are all goodness ; And I give up myself to be disposed of, As in your wisdom you think fit. Pesc . Thus, then, sir : To hope you can hold out against the em- peror, Were flattery in yourself, to your undoing : THE DUKE OF MILAN. Therefore, the safest course that you can take, Is, to give up yourself to his discretion, Before you be compell'd ; for, rest assured, A voluntary yielding may find grace, And will admit defence, at least, excuse : But, should you linger doubtful, till his powers Have seized your person and estates perforce, You must expect extremes. Sfor. I understand you ; And I will put your counsel into act, And speedily. I only will take order For some domestical affairs, that do Concern me nearly, and with the next sun Ride with you : in the mean time, my best friend, Pray take your rest. Pesc. Indeed, I have travell'd hard ; And will embrace your counsel. [Exit. Sfor. With all care, Attend my noble friend. Stay you, Francisco. You see how things stand with me ? Fran. To my grief : And if the loss of my poor life could be A sacrifice to restore them as they were, I willingly would lay it down. Sfor. I think so ; For I have ever found you true and thank- ful, Which makes me love the building I have raised In your advancement ; and repent no grace I have conferr'd upon you. And, believe me, Though now I should repeat my favours to you, The titles I have given you, and the means Suitable to your honours ; that I thought you Worthy my sister and my family, And in my dukedom made you next myself; It is not to upbraid you ; but to tell you I find you are worthy of them, in your love And service to me. Fran. Sir, I am your creature ; And any shape, that you would have me wear, I gladly will put on. Sfor. Thus, then, Francisco : I now am to deliver to your trust A weighty secret ; of so strange a nature, And 'twill, I know, appear so monstrous to you, , That you will tremble in the execution, As much as I am tortured to command it : For 'tis a deed so horrid, that, but to hear it, Would strike into a ruffian flesh'd in mur- ders, Or an obdurate hangman, soft compassion ; And yet, Francisco, of all men the dearest, And from me most deserving, such my state And strange condition is, that thou alone Must know the fatal service, and perform it. Fran. These preparations, sir, to work a. stranger, Or to one unacquainted with your bounties. Might appear useful ; but to me they are Needless impertinencies : for I dare do Whate'er you dare command. Sfor. But you must swear it ; And put into the oath all joys or torments That fright the wicked, or confirm the good; Not to conceal it only, that is nothing, But, whensoe'er my will shall speak, Strike now ! To fall upon't like thunder. Fran. Minister The oath in any way or form you please, I stand resolved to take it. Sfor. Thou must do, then, What no malevolent star will dare to look on, It is so wicked : for which men will curse thee For being the instrument ; and the blest angels Forsake me at my need, for being the au- thor : For 'tis a deed of night, of night, Francisco!: In which the memory of all good actions We can pretend to, shall be buried quick : Or, if we be remember'd, it shall be To iright posterity by our example, That have outgone all precedents of villains That were before us ; and such as succeed. Though taught in hell's black school, shall'- ne'er come near us. Art thou not shaken yet ? Fran. I grant you move me : But to a man confirm'd Sfor. I'll try your temper : What think you of my wife ? Fran. As a thing sacred ; To whose fair name and memory I pay gladly These signs of duty. Sfor. Is she not the abstract Of all that's rare, or to be wish'd in woman ? Fran. It were a kind of blasphemy to dispute it : But to the purpose, sir. Sfor. Add too, her goodness, Her tenderness of me, her care to please me. Her unsuspected chastity, ne'er equal! 'd ; Her innocence, her honour : O, I am lost In the ocean of her virtues and her graces. When I think of them ! Fran. Now I find the end Of all your conjurations ; there's some service THE DUKE OF MILAN. To be done for this sweet lady. If she have enemies, That she would have removed Sfor. Alas ! Francisco, Her greatest enemy is her greatest lover ; Yet, in that hatred, her idolater. One smile of hers would make a savage tame ; One accent of that tongue would calm the seas, Though all the winds at once strove there for empire. Yet I, for whom she thinks all this too little, Should I miscarry in this present journey, From whence it is all number to a cipher, I ne'er return with honour, by thy hand Must have her murder'd. Fran. Murder'd ! She that loves so, And so deserves to be beloved again ! And I, who sometimes you were pleased to favour, Pick'd out the instrument ! Sfor. Do not fly off : What is decreed can never be recall'd ; 'Tis more than love to her, that marks her out A wish'd companion to me in both fortunes : And strong assurance of thy zealous faith, That gives up to thy trust a secret, that Racks should not have forced from me. O, Francisco ! There is no heaven without her ; nor a hell, Where she resides. I ask from her but justice. And what I would have paid to her, had sickness, Or any other accident, divorced Her purer soul from her unspotted body. The slavish Indian princes, when they die, Are cheerfully attended to the fire, By the wife and slave that, living, they loved best, To do them service in another world : Nor will I be less honour'd, that love more. And therefore trifle not, but, in thy looks, Express a ready purpose to perform What I command ; or, by Marcelia's soul, This is thy latest minute. Fran. 'Tis not fear Of death, but love to you, makes me em- brace it ; But for mine own security, when 'tis done, What warrant have I ? If you please to sign one, I shall, though with unwillingness and horror, Perform your dreadful charge. Sfor. I will, Francisco : But still remember, that a prince's secrets Are balm conceal'd ; but poison, if dis- co ver'd. I may come back ; then this is but a trial To purchase thee, if it were possible, A nearer place in my affection : but I know thee honest. Fran. 'Tis a character I will not part with. Sfor. I may live to reward it. \Exeunt. ACT II. SCENE I. The same. An open space before the Castle. Enter Tiberio and Stephano. Steph. How ! left the court ? Tib. Without guard or retinue E Fitting a prince. Steph. No enemy near, to force him To leave his own strengths, yet deliver up Himself, as 'twere, in bonds, to the discretion Of him that hates him ! 'tis beyond example.^ You never heard the motives that induced' him To this strange course ? Tib. No, those are cabinet councils, And not to be communicated, but To such as are his own, and sure. Alas ! We fill up empty places, and in public Are taught to give our suffrages to that Which was before determined ; and are safe so. Signior Francisco (upon whom alone His absolute power is, with all strength, con- ferr'd, During his absence) can with ease resolve you : To me they are riddles. Steph. Well, he shall not be My CEdipus ; I'll rather dwell in darkness^ But, my good lord Tiberio, this Francisco Is, on the sudden, strangely raised. Tib. O sir, He took the thriving course ; he had a sister, A fair one too, with whom, as it is rumour 'd, The duke was too familiar ; but she, cast oft, (What promises soever past between them,) Upon the sight of this, forsook the court, And since was never seen. To smother this, As honours never fail to purchase silence, Francisco first was graced, and, step by step, Is raised up to this height. Steph. But how is His absence born ? Tib. Sadly, it seems, by the dutchess ; For since he left the court, For the most part she hath kept her private chamber, No visitants admitted. In the church. She hath been seen to pay her pure devotions, THE DUKE OF MILAN. 73 Season'd with tears ; and sure her sorrow's true, Or deeply counterfeited ; pomp, and state, And bravery cast off : and she, that lately Rivall'd Poppaea in her varied shapes, Or the Egyptian queen, now, widow-like, In sable colours, as her husband's dangers Strangled in her the use of any pleasure, Mourns for his absence. Steph. It becomes her virtue, ; And does confirm what was reported of her. Tib. You take it right : but, on the other side. The darling of his mother, Mariana, As there were an antipathy between Her and the dutchess' passions ; and as She'd no dependence on her brother's for- tune, She ne'er appear'd so full of mirth. Steph. 'Tis strange. Enter Graccho -with Fiddlers. But see ! her favourite, and accompanied, To your report. drac. You shall scrape, and I will sing A scurvy ditty to a scurvy tune, Repine who dares. i Fid. But if we should offend, The dutchess having silenced us ; and these lords Stand by to hear us. Grac. They in name are lords But I am one in power : and, for the dutchess, But yesterday we were merry for her pleasure, We now '11 be for my lady's. Tib. Signior Graccho. Grac. A poor man, sir, a servant to the princess ; But you, great lords and counsellors of state, Whom I stand bound to reverence. Tib. Come ; we know You are a man in grace. Grac. Fie ! no : I grant, I bear my fortunes patiently ; serve the princess, And have access at all times to her closet, Such is my impudence ! when your grave lordships Are masters of the modesty to attend Three hours, nay sometimes four ; and then bid wait Upon her the next morning. Steph. He derides us. Tib. Pray you, what news is stirring? you know all. Grac. Who, I ? alas ! I've no intelligence At home nor abroad ; I only sometimes guess The change of the times : I should ask of your lordships, Who are to keep their honours, who to lose them ; Who the dutchess smiled on last, or on whom frown'd, You only can resolve me ; we poor waiters Deal, as you see, in mirth, and foolish fiddles : It is our element ; and could you tell me What point of state 'tis that I am commanded To muster up this music, on mine honesty, You should much befriend me. Steph. Sirrah, you grow saucy. Tib. And would be laid by the heels. Grac. Not by your lordships, Without a special warrant ; look to your own stakes ; Were I committed, here come those would bail me : Perhaps, we might change places too. Enter Isabella, and Mariana ; Graccho whispers the latter. Tib. The princess ! We must be patient. Steph. There is no contending. Tib. See, the informing rogue ! Steph. That we should stoop To such a mushroom ! Mari. Thou dost mistake ; they durst not Use the least word of scorn, although pro- voked, To anything of mine. Go, get you home, And to your servants, friends, and flatterers, number How many descents you're noble : look to your wives too ; The smooth-chinned courtiers are abroad. Tib. No way to be a freeman ! \Exeunt Tiberio and Stephano. Grac. Your Excellence hath the best gift to dispatch These arras pictures of nobility, I ever read of. Mari. I can speak sometimes. Grac. And cover so your bitter pills with sweetness Of princely language to forbid reply, They are greedily swallow'd. Isab. But the purpose, daughter, That brings us hither? Is it to bestow A visit on this woman, that, because She only would be thought truly to grieve The absence and the dangers of my son, Proclaims a general sadness ? Mari. If to vex her May be interpreted to do her *' irmr , She shall have many of them. /Til make use Of my short reign : my lord now governs all ; And she shall know that her idolater, 74 THE DUKE OF MILAN. r~ *<^M W^ My brother, being not by now to protect her I am her equal. ""- Grac. Of a little thing, It is so full of gall ! A devil of this size, Should they run for a wager to be spiteful, Gets not a horse-head of her. [Aside Mari. On her birthday, We were forced to be merry, and now she': musty, We must be sad, on pain of her displeasure We will, we will ! this is her private chamber Where, like an hypocrite, not a true turtle, She seems to mourn her absent mate ; he: servants Attending her like mutes : but I'll speak t< her, . And in a high key too.-Play anything ^That's light and loud enough but to tormeni her, And we will have rare sport. [Music and a song, Marcelia appears at a -window above, in black. Isab. She frowns as if Her looks could fright us. May it please your greatness, that your late physic hath nol work'd ; And that breeds melancholy, as your doctor tells us : To purge which, we, that are born your highness' vassals, And are to play the fool to do you service, Present you with a fit of mirth. What think you Of a new antic ? Isc.b. 'Twould shew rare in ladies. Mt After that soft correction, come again. Grac. I thank you, knave. Offic. And then, knave, I will fit you. Grac. Whipt like a rogue ! no lighter punishment serve ! To balance with a little mirth ! 'Tis well ; My credit sunk for ever, I am now Fit company only for pages and for footboys. That have perused the porter's lodge. Enter Julio and Giovanni. Giov. See, Julio, Yonder the proud slave is. How he looks now, After his castigation ! Jtil. As he came j From a close fight at sea under the hatches, ! With a she-Dunkirk, that was shot before I Between wind and water ; and he hatl sprung a leak too, 1 Or I am cozen'd. Giov. Let's be merry with him. Grac . How they stare at me ! am I turn'd to an owl ? The wonder, gentlemen ? Jul. I read, this morning, Strange stories of the passive fortitude i Of men in former ages, which I thought < Impossible, and not to be believed : ! But now I look on you, my wonder ceases. Grac. The reason, sir ? Jul. Why, sir, you have been whipt, Whipt, signior Graccho ; and the whip, I take it, Is to a gentleman, the greatest trial That may be of his patience. Grac. Sir, I'll call you To a strict account for this. Giov. I'll not deal with you, Unless I have a beadle for my second ; And then I'll answer you. THE DUKE OF MILAN. Jut. Farewell, poor Graccho. [Exeunt Julio and Giovanni. Grac. Better and better still. If ever wrongs Could teach a wretch to find the way to vengeance, Enter Francisco and a Servant. Hell now inspire me ! How, the lord pro- tector ! My judge ; I thank him ! Whither thus in private ? I will not see him. [Stands aside. Fran. If I am sought for, Say I am indisposed, and will not hear Or suits, or suitors. Serv. But, sir, if the princess Enquire, what shall I answer? Fran. Say, I am rid Abroad to take the air ; but by no means Let her know I'm in court. Serv. So I shall tell her. [Exit. Fran. Within there, ladies ! Enter a Gentlewoman. Genilew. My good lord, your pleasure ? Fran. Prithee, let me beg thy favour for access To the dutchess. Genilew. In good sooth, my lord, I dare not ; She's very private. Fran. Come, there's gold to buy thee /A new gown, and a rich one. Gentlew. I once swore If e'er I lost my maidenhead, it should be With a great lord, as you are ; and, I know not how, I feel a yielding inclination in me, If you have appetite. ^ Fran. Pox on, thy maidenhead ! Wfiere is thy lady? Gentlew. If you venture on her, She's walking in the gallery ; perhaps, vYou will find her less tractable. Fran. Bring me to her. s^TZentleiv. I fear, you'll have cold entertain- ment, when You are at your journey's end ; and 'twere discretion To take a snatch by the way. Fran. Prithee, leave fooling : My page waits in the lobby ; give him sweet- meats ; He is train'd up for his master's ease, And he will cool thee. [Exeunt Fran, and Gentlew. Grac. A brave discovery beyond my hope, A plot even ofter'd to my hand to work on ! If I am dull now, may I live and die The scorn of worms and slaves ! Let me ! consider : My lady and her mother first committed, In the favour of the dutchess ; and I whipt ! That, with an iron pen, is writ in brass On my tough heart, now grown a harder ' metal. And all his bribed approaches to the dutchess Tobeconceal'd ! good, good. This to my lady Deliver'd, as I'll order it, runs her mad. But this may prove but courtship ! let it be, I care not, so it feed her jealousy. [Exit. c, " SCENE III. Another Room in the same. Enter Marcelia and Francisco. Marc. Believe thy tears or oaths ! can it be hoped, After a practice so abhorr'd and horrid, Repentance e'er can find thee ? Fran. Dearest lady, Great in your fortune, greater in your good- | ness, Make a superlative of excellence, In being greatest in your saving mercy. I do confess, humbly confess my fault, To be beyond all pity ; my attempt So barbarously rude, that it would turn A saint-like patience into savage fury. - But you, that are all innocence and virtue. No spleen or anger in you of a woman, But when a holy zeal to piety fires you, May, if you please, impute the fault toJove r .! Or call it beastly lust, for 'tis no better. : A sin, a monstrous sin ! yet with it many That did prove good men after, have been \ tempted ; And, though I'm crooked now, 'tis in your ; power To make me straight again^ Marc. Is't possible This can be cunning ! {Aside. ', Fran. But, if no submission, Nor prayers can appease you, that you may ' know Tis not the fear of death that makes me sue thus, But a loath'd detestation of my madness, Which makes me wish to live to have your pardon ; I will not wait the sentence of the duke, Since his return is doubtful, but I myself Will do a fearful justice on myself, No witness by but you, there being no more When I offended. Yet, beiore I do it, For I perceive in you no signs of mercy, I will disclose a secret, which dying with me, May prove your ruin. G2 8 4 THE DUKE OF MILAN. Marc. Speak it ; it will take from The burthen of thy conscience. Fran. Thus, then, madam ; The warrant by my lord sign'd for your death, Was but conditional ; but you must swear By your unspotted truth, not to reveal it, Or I end here abruptly. Marc. By my hopes Of joys hereafter. On. Fran. Xor was it hate That forced him to it, but excess of love. And, if I ne'er return, (so said great Sforza,) No living man deserving to enjoy My best 'Marcelia, with the first neivs That I am dead, (for no man after me Must e'er enjoy her, ) fail not to kill her But till cet tain proof Assure thee I am lost, (these were his words,) Observe and honour her, as if the soul Of -woman s goodness only dwelt in hers. This trust I have abused, and basely wrong'd ; And, if the excelling pity of your mind Cannot forgive it, as I dare not hope it, Rather than look on my offended lord, I stand resolved to punish it. [Draws his sword. Marc. Hold ! 'tis forgiven, And by me freely pardon'd. In thy fair life Hereafter, study to deserve this bounty, Which thy true penitence, such I believe it, Against myresolution hath forced from me. But that my lord, my Sforza, should esteem My life fit only as a page, to wait on The various course of his uncertain fortunes ; Or cherish in himself that sensual hope, In death to know me as a wife, afflicts me ; Xor does his envy less deserve mine anger, Which though, such is my love, I would not nourish, Will slack the ardour that I had to see him Return in safetv. Fran. But if your entertainment Should give the least ground to his jealousy, To raise up an opinion I am false, You then destroy your mercy. Therefore, madam, (Though I shall ever look on you as on My life's preserver, and the miracle Of human pity,) would you but vouchsafe, In company, to do me those fair graces, And favours, which your innocence and honour May safely warrant, it would to the duke, I being to your best self alone known guilty, Make me appear most innocent. Marc. Have your wishes ; And something I may do to try his temper, At least, to make him know a constant wife Is not so slaved to her husband's doting humours, But that she may deserve to live a widow, Her fate appointing it. Fran. It is enough ; Nay, all I could desire, and will make way To my revenge, which shall disperse itself On him, on her, and all. [Aside and exit. Shout and flourish. Marc. What shout is that ? Enter Tiberio and Stephano. Tib. All happiness to the dutchess, that may flow Fiom the duke's new and wish'd return! Marc. He's welcome. Steph. How coldly she receives it ! Tib. Observe the encounter. Flourish. Enter Sforza, Pescara, Isabella, Mariana, Graccho, and Attendants. Mari. What you have told me, Graccho, is believed, And I'll find time to stir in't. Grac. As you see cause ; I will not do ill offices. Sfor. I have stood Silent thus long, Marcelia, expecting When, with more than a greedy haste, thou wouldst Have flown into my arms, and on my lips Have printed a deep welcome. My desires To glass myself in these fair eyes, have borne me With more than human speed : nor durst I stay In any temple, or to any saint To pay my vows and thanks for my return, Till I had' seen thee. Marc. Sir, I am most happy To look upon you safe, and would express My love and duty in a modest fashion, Such as might suit with the behaviour Of one that knows herself a wife, and how To temper her desires, not like a wanton Fired with hot appetite ; nor can it wrong me To love discreetly. Sfor. How ! why, can there be A mean in your affections to Sforza ? Or any act, though ne'er so loose, that may Invite or heighten appetite, appear Immodest or uncomely? Do not move me ; My passions to you are in extremes, And know no bounds : come ; kiss me. Marc. I obey you. Sfor. By all the joys of love, she does salute me As if I were her grandfather ! What witch, THE DUKE OF MILAN. $ With cursed spells, hath quench'd the amorous heat That lived upon these lips? Tell me, Marcelia, And truly tell me, is't a fault of mine That hath begot this coldness ? or neglect Of others, in my absence ? Marc. Neither, sir : I stand indebted to your substitute, Noble and good Francisco, for his care nd fair observance of me : there was nothing With which you, being present, could supply That I dare say I wanted. Sfo r. How ! ""Marc. The pleasures That sacred Hymen warrants us, excepted, Of which, in troth, you are too great a doter ; And there is more of beast in it than man. Let us love temperately ; things violent last not, And too much dotage rather argues folly Than true affection. Grac. Observe but this, And how she praised my lord's care and observance ; And then judge, madam, if my intelligence Have any ground of truth. Mari. No more ; I mark it. Steph. How the duke stands ! Tib. As he were rooted there, And had no motion. Pesc. My lord, from whence Grows this amazement ? Sfor. It is more, dear my friend ; For I am doubtful whether I've a being, But certain that my life's a burden to me. Take me back, good Pescara, shew me to Caesar In all his rage and fury ; I disclaim His mercy : to live now, which is his gift, Is worse than death, and with all studied torments. Marcelia is unkind, nay, worse, grown cold In her affection ; my excess of fervour, Which yet was never equall'd, grown dis- tasteful. But have thy wishes, woman ; thou shalt know That I can be myself, and thus shake off The fetters of fond dotage. From my sight, Without reply ; for I am apt to do Something I may repent. [Exit Marc. Oh ! who would place His happiness in most accursed woman, In whom obsequiousness engenders pride ; And harshness deadly hatred ! From this hour I'll labour to forget there are such creatures ; True friends be now my mistresses. Clear your brows, And, though my heart-strings crack for't I will be To all a free example of delight. We will have sports of all kinds, and pro- pound Rewards to such as can produce us new ; Unsatisfied, though we surfeit in their store ; And never think of curs'd Marcelia more. [Exeunt. ACT IV. SCENE I. The same. A Room in Hie Castle. Enter Francisco and Graccho. Fran. And is it possible thou shouldst forget A wrong of such a nature, and then study My safety and content ? Grac. Sir, but allow me Only to have read the elements of courtship, Not the abstruse and hidden arts to thrive there ; And you may please to grant me so much knowledge, That injuries from one in grace, like you, Are noble favours. Is it not grown common, In every sect, for those that want, to suffer From such as have to give ? Your captain cast, If poor, though not thought daring, but ap- proved so, To raise a coward into name, that's rich, Suffers disgraces publicly ; but receives Rewards for them in private. Fran. Well observed. Put on ; we'll be familiar, and discourse A little of this argument. That day, In which it was first rumour'd, then con- firm'd, Great Sforza thought me worthy of his favour, I found myself to be another thing ; Not what I was before. I passed then For a pretty fellow, and of pretty parts too, And was perhaps received so ; but, once raised, The liberal courtiers made me master of Those virtues which I ne'er knew in myself: If I pretended to a jest, 'twas made one By their interpretation ; if I ofier'd To reason of philosophy, though absurdly, They had helps to save me, and without a blush 86 THE DUKE OF MILAN. Would swear that I, by nature, had more knowledge, Than others could acquire by any labour : Nay, all I did, indeed, which in another Was not remarkable, in me shew'd rarely. Grac. But then they tasted of your bounty. Fran. True : They gave me those good parts I was not born to, And, by my intercession, they got that Which, had I cross'd them, they durst not have hoped for. Grac. All this is oracle : and shall I, then, For a foolish whipping, leave to honour him, That holds the wheel of fortune ? no ; that savours Too much of the ancient freedom. Since great men Receive disgraces and give thanks, poor knaves Must have nor spleen, nor anger. Though I love My limbs as well as any man, if you had now A humour to kick me lame into an office, Where I might sit in state and undo others, Stood I not bound to kiss the foot that did it? Though it seem strange, there have been such things seen In the memory of man. Fran. But to the purpose, And then, that service done, make thine own fortunes. My wife, thou say'st, is jealous I am too Familiar with the dutchess. Grac. And incensed For her commitment in her brother's ab- sence ; And by her mother's anger is spurr'd on To make discovery of it. . This her purpose Was trusted to my charge, which I declined As much as in me lay ; but, finding her Determinately bent to undertake it, Though breaking my faith to her may de- stroy My credit with your lordship, I yet thought, Though at my peril, I stood bound to re- veal it. Fran. I thank thy care, and will deserve this secret, In making thee acquainted with a greater, And of more moment. Come into my bosom, And take it from me : Canst thou think, dull Graccho, My power and honours were ccnferr'd upon me, And, add to them, this form, to have my pleasures Confined and limited ? I delight in change, And sweet variety ; that's my heaven on earth, For which I love life only. I confess, My wife pleased me a day, the dutchess, two, (And yet I must not say I have enjoy'd her,) But now I care for neither : therefore, Graccho, So far I am from stopping Mariana In making her complaint, that I desire thee To urge her to it. Grac. That may prove your ruin ; The duke already being, as 'tis reported, Doubtful she hath play'd false. Fran. There thou art cozen'd ; His dotage, like an ague, keeps his course, And now 'tis strongly on him. But I lose time, And therefore know, whether thou wilt or no, Thou art to be my instrument ; and, in spite Of the old saw, that says, It is not safe On any terms to trust a man that's wrong'd, I dare thee to be false. Grac. This is a language, My lord, I understand- not. Fran. You thought, sirrah, To put a trick on me for the relation Of what I knew before, and, having won Some weighty secret from me, in revenge To play the traitor. Know, thou wretched thfng, By my command thou wert whipt ; and every day I'll have thee freshly tortured, if thou miss In the least charge that I impose upon thee. Though what I speak, for the most part, is true : Nay, grant thou hadst a thousand witnesses To be deposed they heard it, 'tis in me With one word, such is Sforza's confidence Of my fidelity not to be shaken, To make all void, and ruin my accusers. Therefore look to't ; bring my wife hotly on To accuse me to the duke I have an end in't, Or think what 'tis makes man most mise- rable, And that shall fall upon thee. Thou wert a fool To hope, by being acquainted with my courses, To curb and awe me ; or that I should live Thy slave, as thou didst saucily divine : For prying in my counsels, still live mine. [Exit. THE DUKE OF MILAN. Graf. I am caught on both sides. This 'tis for a puisne In policy's Protean school, to try conclusions With one that hath commenced, and gone out doctor. If I discover what but now he bragg'd of, I shall not be believed : if I fall off From him, his threats and actions go to- gether, And there's no hope of safety. Till I get A plummet that may sound his deepest counsels, j I must obey and serve him : Want of skill Now makes me play the rogue against my will. {Exit. SCENE II. Another Room in the same. Enter Marcelia, Tiberio, Stephano, and Gentlewoman. Marc. Command me from his sight, and with such scorn As he would rate his slave ! Tib. 'Twas in his fury. Steph. And he repents it, madam. Marc. W T as I born To observe his humours ! or, because he dotes, Must I run mad ? lib. If that your Excellence Would please but to receive a feeling know- ledge Of what he suffers, and how deep the least Unkindness wounds from you, you would excuse His hasty language. Steph. He hath paid the forfeit Of his offence, I'm sure, with such a sorrow, As, if it had been greater, would deserve A full remission. Marc. Why, perhaps, he hath it ; And I stand more afflicted for his absence, Than he can be for mine : so, pray you, tell him. But, till I have digested some sad thoughts, And reconciled passions that are at war Within myself, I purpose to be private : And have you care, unless it be Francisco, That no man be admitted. {Exit Gentlewoman. Tib. How ! Francisco ? 'Steph. He, that at every stage keeps livery mistresses ; The stallion of the state ! Tib. They are things above us, And so no way concern us. Steph. If I were The duke, (I freely must confess my weak- ness,) Enter Francisco. I should wear yellow breeches. ; Here he comes. Tib. Nay, spare your labour, lady, %ve know our duty, And quit the rn ^" 1 i Steph. Is thislier privacy ! Though with the hazard of a check, perhaps, This may go to the duke. {Exeunt Tiberio and Stephano. Marc. Your face is full Of fears and doubts : the reason ? Fran. O, best madam, _^ They are not counterfeit. I, your poor convert, That only wish to live in sad repentance, To mourn my desperate attempt of you, That have no ends nor aims, but that your goodness Might be a witness of my penitence, Which seen, would teach you how to love your mercy Am robb'd of that last hope. | The duke, the duke, I more than fear, hath found that I am guilty. Marc. By my unspotted honour, not from me ; Nor have I with him changed one syllable, Since his return, but what you heard. Fran. Yet malice Is eagle eyed, and would see that which is not ; And jealousy's too apt to build upon Unsure foundations. Marc. Jealousy ! Fran. [Aside.] It takes. Marc. Who dares but only think I can be tainted ? But for him, though almost on certain proof, To give it hearing, not belief, deserves My hate for ever. Fran. Whether grounded on Your noble, yet chaste favours shewn unto me ; Or her imprisonment, for her contempt To you, by my command, my frantic wife Hath put it in his head. Marc. Have I then lived So long, now to be doubted ? Are my favours The themes of her discourse ? or what I do, That never trod in a suspected path, Subject to base construction? Be un- daunted ; For now, as of a creature that is mine, I rise up your protectress : all the grace I hitherto have done you, was bestow'd With a shut hand ; it shall be now more free, Open, and liberal. But let it not, THE DUKE OF MILAN. Though counterfeited to the life, teach you To nourish saucy hopes. Fran. May I be blasted, When I prove such a monster ! Marc. I will stand then Between you and all danger. He shall know, Suspicion overturns what confidence builds ; And he that dares but doubt when there's no ground, Is neither to himself nor others sound. [Exit. Fran. So, let it work ! Her goodness, that denied My service, branded with the name of lust, Shall now destroy itself ; and she shall find, When he's a suitor, that brings cunning arm'd With power, to be his advocates, the denial Is a disease as killing as the plague, And chastity a clue that leads to death. Hold but thy nature, duke, and be but rash And violent enough, and then at leisure Repent ; I care not. And lecmyplots produce thislong'd-for birth, In my revenge I have my heaven on earth. {Exit. SCEXE III. Another Room in the same. Enter Sforza, Pescara, and three Gentlemen. Pesc. You promised to be merry. 1 Gent. There are pleasures, And of all kinds, to entertain the time. 2 Gent. Your excellence vouchsafing to make choice Of that which best affects you. Sfor. Hold your prating. Learn manners too ; you are rude. iT~ 3 Gent. I have my answer, ^Before I ask the question. [Aside. ~Pcsc. I must borrow The privilege of a friend, and will ; or else lam like these, a sen-ant, or, what's worse, A parasite to the sorrow Sforza worships In spite of reason. Sfor. Pray you, use your freedom ; I And so far, if you please, allow me mine, To hear you only ; not to be compell'd To take your moral potions. I am a man, And, though philosophy, your mistress, rage for't, Now I have cause to grieve I must be sad ; And I dare shew it. Pesc. Would it were bestow'd Upon a worthier subject ! Sfor. Take heed, friend. You rub a sore, whose pain will make me mad ; And I shall then forget myself and you. Lance it no further. Pesc. Have you stood the shock Of thousand enemies, and outfaced the anger Of a great emperor, that vow'd your ruin, Though by a desperate, a glorious way, That had no precedent? are you return 'd with honour, Loved by your subjects ? does your fortune court you, Or rather say, your courage does ccmmand it? Have you given proof, to this hour of vour life, Prosperity, that searches the best temper, Could never puff you up, nor adverse fate Deject your valour? Shall, I say, these virtues, So many and so various trials of Your constant mind, be buried in the frown (To please you, I will say so) of a fair woman ? Yet I have seen her equals. Sfor. Good Pescara, This language in another were profane ; In you it is unmannerly. Her equal ! I tell you as a friend, and tell you plainly, (To all men else my sword should make reply,) Her goodness does disdain comparison, And, but herself, admits no parallel. But you will say she's cross ; 'tis fit she should be, When I am foolish ; for she's wise, Pescara, And knows how far she may dispose her bounties, Her honour safe ; or, if she were averse, 'Twas a prevention of a greater sin Ready to fall upon me ; for she's not igno- rant, But truly understands how much I love her, And that her rare parts do deserve all honour. Her excellence increasing with her years too, I might have fallen into idolatry, And, from the admiration of her worth, Been taught to think there is no Power above her ; And yet I do believe, had angels sexes, ; The most would be such women, and as- sume No other shape, when they were to appear In their full glory. Pesc. Well, sir, I'll not cross you, Nor labour to diminish your esteem, Hereafter, of her. 'Since your happim As you will have it; has alone dependence Upon her favour, from my soul I wish you A fair atonement. Sfor. Time, and my submission, THE DUKE OF MILAN. 89 Enter Tiberio and Stephano. May work her to it. O ! you are well re- turn 'd ; Say, am I blest? hath she vouchsafed to hear you ? Is there hope left that she may be appeased ? rlTJet her propound, and gladly I'll subscribe I To her conditions. Tib. She, sir, yet is froward, And desires respite, and some privacy. Stcph. She was harsh at first ; but, ere we parted, seem'd not Implacable. Sfor. There's comfort yet : I'll ply her i Each hour with new ambassadors "of more honours, Titles, and eminence : my second self, Francisco, shall solicit her. Stcph. That a wise man, i And what is more, a prince that may com- mand, Should sue thus poorly, and treat with his wife, As she were a victorious enemy, t'At whose proud feet, himself, his state, and country, i Basely begg'd mercy ! Sfor. What is that you mutter? I'll have thy thoughts. Steph. You shall. You are too fond, ! And feed a pride that's swollen too big already, ' And surfeits with observance. Sfor. O my patience ! My vassal speak thus ? Steph. Let my head answer it, If I offend. She, that you think a saint, I fear, may play the devil. Pesc. Well said, old fellow. [Aside. Steph. And he that hath so long engross'd your favours, Though to be named with reverence, lord Francisco, Who, as you purpose, shall solicit for you, I think's too near her. [Sforza lays his hand on his sword. Pesc. Hold, sir ! this is madness. Sieph. It may be they confer of joining lordships ; I'm sure he's private with her. Sfor. Let me go, I scorn to touch him ; he deserves my pity, And not my anger. Dotard ! and to be one Is thy protection, else thou durst not think That love to my Marcelia hath left room _^ In my full heart for any jealous thought : 'That idle passion dwell with thick-skinn'd tradesmen, The undeserving lord, or the unable ! Lock up thy own wife, fool, that must take physic From her young doctor, physic upon her back, Because thou hast the pajsy in that L That makes her active, r I could smile to think What wretched things they are that dare be jealous , Were I match 'd to another Messaline, While I found merit in myself to please her, I should believe her chas'te, and would not seek To find out my own torment ; but, alas ! Enjoying one that, but to me, 's a Dian, I am too secure. Tib. This is a confidence Beyond example. Enter Graccho, Isabella, and Mariana. Grac. There he is now speak, Or be for ever silent. Sfor. If you come To bring me comfort, say that you have made My peace with my Marcelia. Isab. I had rather Wait on you to your funeral . Sfor. You are my mother ; Or, by her life, you were dead else. Marl. Would you were, To your dishonour ! and, since dotage makes you Wilfully blind, borrow of me my eyes, Or some part of my spirit. Are you all flesh ? A lump of patience only? no fire in you? But do your pleasure : here your mother was Committed by your sen-ant, (for I scorn To call him husband,) and myself, your sister, If that you dare remember such a name, Mew'd up, to make the way open and free For the adultress, I am unwilling To say, a part of Sforza. Sfor. Take her head off ! She hath blasphemed, and by our law must die. -==!_ Isab. Blasphemed! for calling of a whore, a whore ? Sfor. O hell, what do I suffer ! Mari. Or is it treason For me, that am a subject, to endeavour To save the honour of the duke, and that He should not be a wittol on re For by posterity 'twill be believed, As certainly as now it can be proved, Francisco, the great minion, that sways all, To meet the chaste embraces of the dutchess, Hath leap'd into her bed. GO THE DUKE OF MILAN. Sfor. Some proof, vile creature ! Or thou hast spoke thy last. Mart. The public fame, Their hourly private meetings ; and, e'en now, When, under a pretence of grief or anger, You are denied the joys due to a husband, And made a stranger to her, at all times The door stands open to him. ; To a Dutch- ; "This were enough, but to a right Italian JJA hundred thousand witnesses. ^Isab. Would you have us nTo be her bawds ? " Sfor. O the malice j ,-And envy of base women/ that, with horror, Knowing their own defects and inward guilt, : Dare lie, and swear, and damn, for what's most false, To cast aspersions upon one untainted ! ' Ye are in your natures devils, and your ends, I Knowing your reputation sunk for ever, I And not to be recover'd, to have all \ Wear your black livery. Wretches ! you have raised A monumental trophy to her pureness, "In truTyour studied purpose to deprave her : And all the shot made by your foul detrac- tion, Falling upon her sure-arm'd innocence, Returns upon yourselves ; and, if my love -Could suffer an addition^Tm so far From giving credit to you, this would teach me More to admire and serve her. You are not worthy To fall as sacrifices to appease her ; And therefore live till your own envy burst you. hab. All is in vain ; he is not to be moved. Mart. She has bewitch'd him. Pcsc. Tis so past belief, I To me it shews a fable. Enter Francisco, speaking to a Servant within. Fran. On thy life, Provide my horses, and without the port With care attend me. Serv. \withinJ] I shall, my lord. Grac. He's come. What gimcrack have we next ? ^ _ Fran. Great sir. Sfor. Francisco, Though all the joys in women are fled from me, In thee I do embrace the full delight That I can hope from man. Fran. I would impart, Please you to lend your ear, a weighty secret, I am in labour to deliver to you. Sfor. All leave the room. [Exeunt Isab. Mari. and Graccho. Excuse me, good Pescara, Ere long I will wait on you. Peso. You speak, sir, The language I should use. {Exit. Sfor. Be within call, Perhaps we may have use of you. Tib. We shall, sir. [Exeunt Tib. and Steph. Sfor. Say on, my comiort. Fran. Comfort ! no, your torment, For so my fate appoints me. I could curse The hour that gave me being. Sfor. What new monsters Of misery stand ready to devour me ? Let them at once dispatch me. Fran. Draw your sword then, And, as you wish your own peace, quickly kill me ; Consider not, but do it. Sfor. Art thou mad? Fran. Or, if to take my life be too much mercy, As death, indeed, concludes all human sor- rows, Cut off my nose and ears ; pull out an eye, The other only left to lend me light To see my own deformities. Why was I born Without some mulct imposed on me by nature? ^f Would from my youth a loathsome leprosy Had run upon this face, or that my breath Had been infectious, and so made me shunn'd Of all societies ! Curs'd be he that taught me Discourse or manners, or lent any grace That makes the owner pleasing in the uyo Of wanton women ! since those parts, which others Value as blessings, are to me afflictions, Such my condition is. Sfor. I am on the rack : Dissolve this doubtful riddle. Fran. That I alone, Of all mankind, that stand most bound to love you, And study your content, should be ap- pointed, Xot by my will, but forced by cruel fate, To be your greatest enemy ! not to hold you In this amazement longer, in a word, Your dutchess loves me. Sfor. Loves thee ! THE DUKE OF MILAN. Fran. Is mad for me, Pursues me hourly. Sfor. Oh! Fran. And from hence grew Her late neglect of you. Sfor. O women ! women ! Fran. I labour'd to divert her by per- suasion, Then urged your much love to her, and the danger ; Denied her, and with scorn. Sfor. 'Twas like thyself. Fran. But when I saw her smile, then heard her say, Your love and extreme dotage, as a cloak, Should cover our embraces, and your power Fright others from suspicion ; and all fa- vours That should preserve her in her innocence, By lust inverted to be used as bawds ; I could not but in duty (though I know That the relation kills in you all hope Of peace hereafter, and in me 'twill shew Both base and poor to rise up her accuser) Freely discover it. Sfor. Eternal plagues rsue and overtake her ! for her sake, 'o all posterity may he prove a cuckold, And, like to me, a thing so miserable As words may not express him, that gives trust To all-deceiving women ! Or, since it is The will of heaven, to preserve mankind, That we mijst know and couple with these serpents, No wise man ever, taught by my example, Hereafter use his wife with more respect Than he would do his horse that does him service ; Base woman being in her creation made .^ A slave to man.,. But, like a village nurse, : Stand I now cursing and considering, when The tamest fool would do ! Within there ! Stephano, Tibcrio, and the rest ! 1 will be sudden, And she shall know and ieel, love in ex- tremes Abused, knows no degree in hate. Enter Tiberio and Stephano. Tib. My lord. Sfor. Go to the chamber of that wicked woman Steph. What wicked woman, sir ? Sfor. The devil, my wife. Force a rude entry, and, if she refuse To follow you, drag her hither by the hair, And know no pity ; any gentle usage To her will call on cruelty from me, To such as shew it. Stand you staring? Go, And put my will in act. Steph. There's no disputing. Tib. But 'tis a tempest, on the sudden raised, Who durst have dream "d of? {Exeunt Tiberio and Stephano. , Sfor. Nay, since she dares damnation, I'll be a fury to her. Fran. Yet, great sir, Exceed not in your fury ; she's yet guilty Only in her intent. Sfor. Intent, Francisco! It does include all fact ; and I might sooner Be won to pardon treason to my crown, Or one that kill'd my father. Fran. You are wise, And know what's best to do : yet, if you please, To prove her temper to the height, say only That I am dead, and then observe how far She'll be transported. I'll remove a little, But be within your call. Now to the up- ; shot! Howe'er, I'll shift for one. [Aside and exit. Re-enter Tiberio, Stephano, and Guard with Marcelia. i Marc. Where is this monster, ' This walking tree of jealousy ,Jthis dreamer,. Ji This horned beast that would be ? J Oh ! arc you here, sir ? Is it by your commandment or allowance, I am thus basely used? "Which of my virtues, My labours, services, and cares to plea you, For, to a man suspicious and unthankful, Without ablush I may be mine own trumpet Invites this barbarous course? dare you T5oTc on me Without a seal of shame ? Sfor. Impudence, How ugly thou appear 'st now ! Thy intent To be a whore, leaves thee not blood enoueh To make"3h' honest blush : what had the act done ? Marc. Return'd thee the dishonour thou deserv'st ; Though willingly I had given up myself To every common letchej^..^ '. Sfor. "Your chief minion, Your chosen favourite, yourwoo'd Francisco, Has dearly paid for't ; for, wretch ! know, he's dead, And by my hand. Marc. The bloodier villain thou But 'tis not to be wonder 'd at, thy love ! S love THE DUKE OF MILAN. Does know no other object : thou hast kill'd then, A man I do profess I loved ; a man For whom a thousand queens might well be rivals. But he, I speak it to thy teeth, that dares be A jealous fool, dares be a murderer, And knows no end in mischief. Sfor. I begin now In this my justice. [Stabs her. Marc. 'Oh ! I have fool'd myself Into my grave, and only grieve for that Which, when you know you've slain an innocent, You needs must suffer. Sfor. An innocent ! Let one Call in Francisco ; for he lives, vile creature, [Exit Stephano. To justify thy falsehood, and how often, With whorish flatteries, thou hast tempted him ; \ I being only fit to -live a stale, A bawd and property to your wantonness. Re-enter Stephano. Steph. Signior Fran cisco, sir, but even now Took horse without the ports. Marc. We are both abused, And both by him undone. Stay, death, a little, Till I have clear'd me to my lord, and then I willingly obey thee. O, my Sforza ! Francisco was not tempted, but the tempter ; And, as he thought to win me, shew'd the warrant That you sign'd for my death. Sfor. Then I believe thee ; Believe thee innocent too. Marc. But, being contemn 'd. Upon his knees with tears he did beseech me, Not to reveal it ; I, soft-hearted fool, Judging his penitence true, was won unto it : Indeed, the unkindness to be sentenced by you, Before that I was guilty in a thought, Mademeput on a seeming anger towards you, And now behold the issue ! As I do, May heaven forgive you ! {Dies. Tib. Her sweet soul has left Her beauteous prison. Steph. Look to the duke ; he stands As if he wanted motion. Tib. Grief hath stopp'd he organ of his speech. Steph. Take up this body, And call for his physicians. Sfor. O, my heart-strings ! [Exeunt. ACT V. SCENE I. The Milanese. A Room tn Eugenia's House. Enter-Francisco, andEugenla.in maleattire. Fran. Why, could'st thou think, Eugenia, that rewards. Graces, or favours, though strew'd thick upon me, Could ever bribe me to forget mine honour ? Or that I tamely would sit down, before I had dried these eyes still wet with showers of tears, By the fire of my revenge? look up, my dearest ! For that proud fair, that, thief-like, stepp'd between Thy promis'd hopes, and robb'd thee of a ' fortune Almost in thy possession, hath found, With horrid proof, his love, she thought her glory, And an assurance of all happiness, But hastened her sad ruin. Eng. Do not flatter A grief that is beneath it ; for, however The credulous duke to me proved false and cruel, It is impossible he could be wrought To look on her, but with the eyes of dotage, And so to serve her. Fran. Such, indeed, I grant, The stream of his afiection was, and ran A constant course, till I, with cunning malice And yet I wrong my act, for it was justice, Made it turn backwards ; and hate, in ex- tremes, (Love banish 'd from his heart,) to fill the room : In a word, know the fair Marcelia's dead. Eug . Dead ! Fran. And by Sforza 's hand. Does it not move you? How coldly you receive it ! I expected The mere relation of so great a blessing, Borne proudly on the wings of sweet revenge. Would have call'd on a sacrifice of thanks, And joy not to be bounded or conceal 'd. You entertain it with a look, as if You wish'd it were undone. Eug. Indeed I do : For, if my sorrows could receive addition, Her sad fate would increase, not lessen them. She never injured me, but entertain'd A fortune humbly offer'd to her hand, Which a wise lady gladly would have kneel'd for. THE DUKE OF MILAN. 93 Unless you would impute it as a crime, She was' more fair than I, and had discretion Not to deliver up her virgin fort, Though strait besieged with flatteries, vows, and tears, Until the church had made it safe and lawful. And had I been the mistress of her judgment And constant temper, skilful in the know- ledge Of man's malicious falsehood, I had never, Upon his hell-deep oaths to marry me, Given up my fair name, and my maiden honour, To his foul lust ; nor lived now, being branded In the forehead for his whore, the scorn and shame Of all good women. n. Have you then no gall, Anger, or spleen, familiar to your sex ? Or is it possible, that you could see Another to possess what was your due, And not grow pale with envy ? Eug. Yes, of him That did deceive me. There's no passion, that A maid so injured ever could partake of, But I have dearly suffer'd. These three years, In my desire and labour of revenge, Trusted to you, I have endured the throes Of teeming women ; and will hazard all B'ate can inflict on me, but I will reach Thy heart, false Sforza ! You have trifled with me, And not proceeded with that fiery zeal, I look'd for from a brother of your spirit. Sorrow forsake me, and all signs of grief Farewell for ever ! Vengeance, arm'd with fury, Possess me wholly now ! Fran. The reason, sister, Of this strange metamorphosis ? Eug. Ask thy fears : Thy base, unmanly fears, thy poor delays, Thy dull forgetfulness equal with death ; My wrong, else, and the scandal which can never Be wash'd off from our house, but in his blood, Would have stirr'd up a coward to a deed In which, though he had fallen, the brave intent Had crown'd itself with a fair monument Of noble resolution. In this shape i hope to get access ; and, then, with shame, Hearing my sudden execution, judge What honour thou hast lost, in being transcended By a weak woman., Fran. Still mine own, and dearer ! j And yet in this you but pour oil on fire, I And offer your assistance where it needs not, ! And, that you may perceive I lay not fallow, j But had your wrongs stamp'd deeply on my heart j By the iron pen of vengeance, I attempted, I By whoring her, to cuckold him : that failing, I did begin his tragedy in her death, To which it served as prologue, and will make A memorable story of your fortunes In my assured revenge : Only, best sister, Let us not lose ourselves in the performance, By your rash undertaking : we will be As sudden as you could wish. Eug. Upon those terms I yield myself and cause to be disposed of As you think fit. Enter a Servant. Fran. Thy purpose? . Serv. There's one Graccho, That follow'd you, it seems, upon the track, Since you left Milan, that's importunate To have access, and will not be denied : His haste, he says, concerns you. Fran. Bring him to me. [Exit Servant. Though he hath laid an ambush for my life, Or apprehension, yet I will prevent him, And work mine own ends out. Enter Graccho. Grac. Now for my whipping ! And if I now outstrip him not, and catch him, And by a new and strange way too, hereafter I'll swear there are worms in my brains. \Asidt. Fran. Now, my good Graccho ! We meet as 'twere by miracle. Grac. Love, and duty, And vigilance in me for my lord's safety, First taught me to imagine you were here, And then to follow you. All's come forth, my lord, That you could wish conceal'd. The dutchess' wound, In the duke's rage put home, yet gave her leave To acquaint him with your practices, which your flight Did easily confirm. Fran. This I expected ; But sure you come provided of good counsel, To help in my extremes. Grac. I would not hurt you. Fran. How ! hurt me ? such another word 's thy death ; THE DUKE OF MILAN. Why, dar'st thou think it can fall in thy will, To outlive what I determine ? Grac. How he awes me ! [Aside. Fran. Be brief ; what brought thee hither? Grac. Care to inform you You are a condemn'd man, pursued and sought for, And your head rated at ten thousand ducats To him that brings it. Fran. Very good. Grac. All passages Are intercepted, and choice troops of horse Scour o'er the neighbour plains ; your picture sent To every state confederate with Milan : That, though I grieve to speak it, in my judgment, So thick your dangers meet, and run upon you, It is impossible you should escape Their curious search. Eug. Why, let us then turn Romans, And, falling by our own hands, mock their threats, And dreadful preparations. Fran. 'Twould show nobly ; But that the honour of our full revenge Were lost in the rash action. No, Eugenia, Graccho is wise, my friend too, not my servant, And I dare trust him with my latest secret. We would, and thou must help us to perform it, First kill the duke then, fall what can upon us! For injuries are writ in brass, kind Graccho, And not to be forgotten. Grac. He instructs me What I should do. [Aside. Fran. What's that? Grac. I labour with A strong desire to assist you with my service ; And now I am deliver 'd of 't. Fran. I told you. Speak, my oraculous Graccho. Grac. I have heard, sir, Of men in debt that, lay'd for by their cre- ditors, In all such places where it could be thought They would take shelter, chose, for sanc- tuary, Their lodgings underneath their creditors' noses, Or near that prison to which they were de- sign 'd, If apprehended ; confident that there They never should be sought for. Evg. Tis a strange one ! Fran. But what infer you from it? Grac. This, my lord ; That, since all ways of your escape are stopp'd, In Milan only, or, what's more, in the court, Whither it is presumed you dare not come, Conceal'd in some disguise, you may live safe. Fran. And not to be disco ver'd ? Grac. But by myself. Fran. By thee! Alas! I know thee honest, j Graccho, And I will put thy counsel into act, And suddenly. Yet, not to be ungrateful For all thy loving travail to preserve me, What bloody end soe'er my stars appoint, Thou shalt be safe, good Graccho. Who's within there ? Grac. In the devil's name, what means he 1 Enter Servants. Fran. Take my friend Into your custody, and bind him fast : I would not part with him. Grac. My good lord. Fran. Dispatch : 'Tis for your good, to keep you honest, Graccho ! I would not have ten thousand ducats tempt you, Being of a soft and wax -like disposition. To play the traitor ; nor a foolish itch To be revenged for your late excellent whip- ping. Give you the opportunity to offer My head for satisfaction. Why, thou fool ! I can look through and through thee ; thy intents Appear to me as written in thy forehead, In plain and easy characters : and but that I scorn a slave's base blood should rust that sword That from a prince expects a scarlet dye, Thou now wert dead ; but live, only to pray For good success to crown my undertakings'; And then, at my return, perhaps, I'll free thee, To make me further sport. Away with him ! I will not hear a syllable. [Exeunt Servants with Graccho. We must trust Ourselves, Eugenia ; and though we make use of The counsel of our servants, that oil spent, Like snuffs that do offend, we tread them out. But now to our last scene, which we'll so carry, That few shall understand how 'twas begun, Till all, with half an eye, may see 'tis done. [Exeunt. THE DUKE OF MILAN. SCENE II. Milan. A Room in the Castle. Enter Pescara, Tiberio, and Stephano. Pe.sc. The like was never read of. Steph. In my judgment, To all that shall but hear it, 'twill appear 2\ most impossible fable. Tib. For Francisco, My wonder is the less, because there are Too many precedents of unthankful men Raised up to greatness, which have after studied The ruin of their makers. ^ Steph. But that melancholy, Though ending in distraction, should work So far upon a man, as to compel him To court a thing that has nor sense nor being, Is unto me a miracle. Peso. 'Troth, I'll tell you, And briefly as I can, by what degrees He fell into this madness. When, by the care Of his physicians, he was brought to life, As he had only pass'd a fearful dream, And had not acted what I grieve to think on, He call'd for fair Marcelia, and being told That she was dead, he broke forth in ex- tremes, (I would not say blasphemed,) and cried that heaven, For all the offences that mankind could do, Would never be so cruel as to rob it Of so much sweetness, and of so much goodness ; That not alone was sacred in herself, But did preserve all others innocent, That had but converse with her. ") Then it "^ came Into his fancy that she was accused By his mother and his sister ; thrice he curs'd them, And thrice his desperate hand was on his sword T'have kill'd them both ; but he restrain'd, and they Shunning his fury, spite of all prevention He would have turned his rage upon himself ; When wisely his physicians, looking on The dutchess' wound, to stay his ready hand, Cried out, it was not mortal. Tib. 'Twas well thought on. Pes. He easily believing what he wish'd, 'M"ore than a perpetuity of pleasure In any object else ; flatier'd by hope, Forge'tting his own greatness, he fell prostrate At the doctors' feet, implored their aid, and swore, Provided they recover'd her, he would live A private man, and they should share his dukedom. They seem'd to promise fair, and every hour Vary their judgments, as they find his fit To suffer intermission or extremes : For his behaviour since Sfor. [wilhin.~] As you have pity Support her gently. Pes. Now, be your own witnesses ; [ am prevented. Enter Sforza, Isabella, Mariana, Doctors, and Servants with the body of Marcelia. Sfor. Carefully, I beseech you, The gentlest touch torments her ; and then think What I shall suffer. O you earthly gods, You second natures, that from your great master, Who join'd the limbs of torn Hippolitus, And drew upon himself the Thunderer's envy, Are taught those hidden secrets that restore To life death-wounded men ! you have a patient, On whom to express the excellence of art, Will bind even heaven your debtor, though it pleases To make your hands the organs of a work The saints will smile to look on, and good angels Clap their celestial wings to give it plaudits. How pale and wan she looks ! O pardon me, That I presume (dyed o'er with bloody guilt. Which makes me, I confess, far, far un- worthy) To touch this snow-white hand. How cold it is! This once was Cupid's fire-brand, and still 'Tis so to me. How slow her pulses beat too J Yet in this temper, she is all perfection, And mistress of a heat so full of sweetness, The blood of virgins, in their pride of youth, Are balls of snow or ice compared unto her. Mart. Is not this strange ? Isab. Oh ! cross him not, dear daughter ; Our conscience tells us we have been abused, Wrought to accuse the innocent, and with him Are guilty of a fact Enter a Servant, and "whispers Pescara. Mart. 'Tis now past help. Pen. With me ? What is he ? Serv. He has a strange aspect ; A Jew by birth, and a physician By his profession, as he says, who, hearing Of the duke's frenzy, on the forfeit of His life will undertake to render him Perfect in every part : provided that Your lordship's favour" gain him free access. J THE DUKE OF MILAN. And your power with the duke a safe pro- tection, Till the great work be ended. Pesc. Bring me to him ; As I find cause, I'll do. [Exeunt Pesc. and Serv. Sfor. How sound she sleeps ! Heaven keep her from a lethargy ! How long (But answer me with comfort, I beseech you) Does your sure judgment tell you that these lids, That cover richer jewels than themselves, Like envious night, will bar these glorious suns From shining on me ? 1 Doct. We have given her, sir, A sleepy potion, that will hold her long, That she may be less sensible of the torment "Fhe searching of her wound will put her to. 2 Doct. She now feels little ; but, if we should wake her, To hear her speak would fright both us and you, And therefore dare not hasten it. / 'Sfor. I am patient. You see I do not rage, but wait your pleasure. What do you think she dreams of now ? for sure, Although her body's organs are bound fast, Her fancy cannot slumber. i Doct. That, sir, looks on Your sorrow for your late rash act, with pity 'Of what you suffer for it, and prepares To meet the free confession of your guilt With a glad pardon. Sfor* She was ever kind ; And her displeasure, though call'd on, short- lived Upon the least submission. O you Powers, That can convey our thoughts to one another Without the aid of eyes or ears, assist me ! Let her behold me in a pleasing dream [Kneels. 'Thus, on my knees before her ; (yet that duty In me is not sufficient ;) let her see me Compel my mother, from whom I took life, And this my sister, partner of my being, To bow thus low unto her ; let her hear us In my acknowledgment freely confess That we in a degree as high are guilty As she is innocent. Bite your tongues, vile creatures, And let your inward horror fright your souls, For having belied that pureness.Jto come near which, All women that posterity can bring forth Must be, though striving to be good, poor rivals. And for that dog Francisco, that seduced me, In wounding her, to rase a temple built To chastity and sweetness, let her know I'll follow him to hell, but I will find him, And there live a fourth fury to torment him. Then, for this curs'd hand and arm that guided The wicked steel, I'll have them, joint by joint, W r ith burning irons sear'd off, which I will eat, I being a vulture fit to taste such carrion ; Lastly 1 Doct. You are too loud, sir ; you disturb Her sweet repose. Sfor. I am hush'd. Yet give us leave, Thus prostrate at her feet, our eyes bent downwards, Unworthy, and ashamed, to look upon her, To expect her gracious sentence. 2 Doct. He's past hope. 1 Doct. The body too will putrify, and then We can no longer cover the imposture. Tib. Which, in his death, will quickly be discover'd. I can but weep his fortune. Steph. Yet be careful You lose no minute to preserve him ; time May lessen his distraction. Re-enter Pescara, with Francisco, as a Jxv doctor, and Eugenia disguised as before. Fran. I am no god, sir, To give a new life to her ; yet I'll hazard My head, I'll work the senseless trunk t 'appear To him as it had got a second being, Or that the soul, that's fled from't, were call'd back To govern it again. I will preserve it In the first sweetness, and by a strange vapour, Which I'll infuse into her mouth, create A seeming breath ; I'll make her veins run high too, As if they had true motion. Pesc. Do but this, Till we use means to win upon his passions T'endure to hear she's dead with some small patience, And make thy own reward. Fran. The art I use Admits no looker on : I only ask The fourth part of an hour, to perfect that I boldly undertake. Pesc. I will procure it. 2 Doct. What stranger's this ? Pesc. Sooth me in all I say ; There's a main end in it. THE DUKE OF MILAN. 97 Fran. Beware ! F.iig. I am warn'd. Peso. Look up, sir, cheerfully ; comfort in me Flows strongly to you. Sfor. From whence came that sound ? Was it from my Marcelia ? If it were, [Rises. I rise, and joy will give me wings to meet it. Pesc. Nor shall your expectation be deferr'd But a few minutes. Your physicians are Mere voice, and no performance ; I have found A man that can do wonders. Do not hinder The dutchess' wish'd recovery, to enquire Or what he is, or to give thanks, but leave him To work this miracle. Sfor. Sure, 'tis my good angel. I do obey in all things : be it death For any to disturb him, or come near, Till he be pleased to call us. O, be pros- perous, And make a duke thy bondman ! [Exeunt all but Francisco and Eugenia. Fran. 'Tis my purpose ; If that to fall a long-wish'd sacrifice To my revenge can be a benefit. I'll first make fast the doors ; so ! Eug. You amaze me : What follows now ? Fran. A full conclusion Of all thy wishes. Look on this, Eugenia, Even such a thing, the proudest fair on earth (For whose delight the elements are ran- sack'd, And art with nature studied to preserve her,) Must be, when she is summon'd to appear In the court of Death. But I lose time. Eug. What mean you ? Fran. Disturb me not. Your ladyship looks pale ; But I, your doctor, have a ceruse for you. See, my Eugenia, how many faces, That are adorned in court, borrow these helps, [Paints the cheeks. And pass for excellence, when the better part Of them are like to this. Your mouth smells sour too, But here is that shall take away the scent ; A precious antidote old ladies use, When they would kiss, knowing their gums are rotten. [Paints the lips. These hands, too, that disdained to take a touch From any lip, whose owner writ not lord, Are now but as the coarsest earth ; but I Am at the charge, my bill not to be paid too, To give them seeming beauty. [Paints the hands. So ! 'tis done. How do you like my workmanship ? Eug. I tremble : And thus to tyrannize upon the dead, Is most inhuman. Fran. Come we for revenge, And can we think on pity ! Now to the upshot, And, as it proves, applaud it. My lord the duke ! Enter with joy, and see the sudden change Your servant's hand hath wrought. Re-enter Sforza and the rest. Sfor. I live again In my full confidence that Marcelia may Pronounce my pardon. Can she speak yet? Fran. No: You must not look for all your joys at once ; That will ask longer time. Pesc. Tis wondrous strange ! Sfor. By all the dues of love I have had from her, This hand seems as it was when first I kiss'd it. These lips invite too : I could ever feed Upon these roses, they still keep their colour And native sweetness : only the nectar's wanting, That, like the morning dew in flowery May, Preserved them in their beauty. Enter Graccho hastily. Grac. Treason, treason ! Tib. Gallup the guard. Fran. Graccho ! then we are lost. Enter Guard. [Aside. Grac. I am got off, sir Jew ; a bribe hath done it, For all your serious charge ; there's no disguise Can keep you from my knowledge. Sfor. Speak. Grac. I am out of breath, But this is Fran. Spare thy labour, fool, Francisco. A II. Monster of men ! Fran. Give me all attributes Of all you can imagine, yet I glory To be the thing I was born. I AM Francisco ; Francisco, that was raised by you, and made The minion of the time ; the same Francisco, That would have whored this trunk, when it had life ; And, after, breathed a jealousy upon thee, li THE DUKE OF MILAN. As killing as those damps that belch out plagues When the foundation of the earth is shaken : I made thee do a deed heaven will not pardon, Which was to kill an innocent. Sfor. Call forth the tortures For all that flesh can feel. Fran. I dare the worst. Only, to yield some reason to the world Why I pursued this course, look on this face, Made old by thy base falsehood : 'tis Eugenia. Sfor. Eugenia ! Fran. Does it start you, sir? my sister, Seduced and fool'd by' thee : but thou must pay The forfeit of thy falsehood. Does it not work yet ! Whate'er becomes of me, which I esteem not, THOU art mark'd for the grave : 1 Ve given thee poison In this cup, now observe me, which, thy lust Carousing deeply of, made thee forget Thy vow'd faith to Eugenia. Pesc. O damn'd villain ! I sab. How do you, sir? Sfor. Like one That learns to know in death what punish- ment Waits on the breach of faith. Oh ! now I feel An ./Etna in my entrails. I have lived A prince, and my last breath shall be com- mand. I bum, I burn ! yet ere life be consumed. Let me pronounce upon this wretch all torture That witty cruelty can invent. Pcsc. Away with him ! Tib. In all things we will serve you. Fran. Farewell, sister ! Now I have kept my word, torments I scorn : I leave the world with glory. They are men, And leave behind them name and memory, That, wrong'd, do right themselves before they die. [Exeunt Guard with Francisco. Steph. A desperate wretch ! Sfor. I come : Death ! I obey thee. Yet I will not die raging ; for, alas ! My whole life was a frenzy. Good Eugenia, In death forgive me. As you love me, bear her To some religious house, there let her spend The remnant of her life : when I am ashes, Perhaps she'll be appeased, and spare a prayer For my poor soul. Bury me with Marcelia, And let our epitaph be [Dies. Tib. His speech is stopp'd. Steph. Already dead ! Pesc. It is in vain to labour To call him back. We'll give him funeral, And then determine of the state affairs : And learn, from this example, There's no trust In a foundation that is built on lust. [Exeunt. The Bondman. Timoleon, the general, 0/" Corinth. Archidamus, pr&tor <7/" Syracusa. ! Diphilus, a senator of Syracusa. ; Cleon, a fat impotent lord. | Marullo, the Bondman (i.e. Pisander, tleman ofThsbes ; disguised as a slave. ) Poliphron, friend to Marullo ; also disguised as a slave. Leosthenes, a gentleman of Syracusa, en- amoured ^Cleora. Asotus, a foolish lover, and the son of Cleon. DRAMATIS PERSONS. Timagoras, the son ^T Archidamus. A Gaoler. Cleora, daughter of Archidamus. Corisca, a proud wanton lady, wife to Cleon. Olympia, a rich widow. Timandra, slave to Cleora (i.e. Statilia, sister to Pisander.) Zanthia, slave to Corisca. Other Slaves, Soldiers, Officers, Senators. SCENE, Syracuse, and the adjacent country. ACT I. SCENE I. The Camp of Timoleon, near Syracuse. Enter Timagoras and Leosthenes. Timag. Why should you droop, Leos- thenes, or despair My sister's favour ? What, before, you pur- chased By courtship and fair language, in these wars, (For from her soul you know she loves a soldier) You may deserve by action. Leost. Good Timagoras, When I have said my friend, think all is spoken That may assure me yours ; and pray you believe, The dreadful voice of war that shakes the city, The thundering threats of Carthage, nor their army Raised to make good those threats, affright not me. If fair Cleora were confirm'd his prize, That has the strongest arm and sharpest sword, I'd court Bellona in her horrid trim, As if she were a mistress ; and bless fortune, That offers my young valour to the proof, How much I dare do for your sister's love. But, when that I consider how averse Your noble father, great Archidamus, Is, and hath ever been, to my desires, Reason may warrant me to doubt and fear, What seeds soever I sow in these wars Of noble courage, his determinate will May blast, and give my harvest to another, That never toil'd for it. Timag. Prithee, do not nourish These jealous thoughts ; I am thine, (and pardon me, Though I repeat it,) thy Timagoras, That, for thy sake, when the bold Theban sued, Far-famed Pisander, for my sister's love, Sent him disgraced and discontented home. I wrought my father then ; and I, that stopp'd not In the career of my affection to thee, When that renowned worthy, that, brought with him High birth, wealth, courage, as fee'd advo- cates To mediate for him ; never will consent A fool, that only has the shape of man, .. Asotus, though he be rich Cleon's heir, Shall bear her from thee. Leost. In that trust I love. Timag. Which never shall deceive you. ' Enter Marullo. Mar. Sir, the general, Timoleon, by his trumpets hath given warning For a remove. Timag. 'Tis well ; provide my horse. Mar. I shall, sir. [Exit. Leost. This slave has a strange aspect. Timag. Fit for his fortune ; 'tis a strong- limb'd knave : My father bought him for my sister's litter. THE BONDMAN. pride of women ! Coaches are too com- mon They surfeit in the happiness of peace, And ladies think they keep not state enough, If, for their pomp and ease, they are not born In triumph on men's shoulders. Least. Who commands The Carthaginian fleet ! Timag. Cisco's their admiral, And 'tis our happiness ; a raw young fellow, One never train'd in arms, but rather fashion 'd To tilt with ladies' lips, than crack a lance ; Ravish a feather from a mistress' fan, And wear it as a favour. A steel helmet, Made horrid with a glorious plume, will crack His woman's neck. Least. No more of him. The motives, That Corinth gives us aid ? Timag. The common danger ; For Sicily being afire, she is not safe : , It being apparent that ambitious Carthage, That, to enlarge her empire, strives to fasten An unjust gripe on us that live free lords Of Syracusa, will not end, till Greece Acknowledge her their sovereign. Leo st. I am satisfied. What think you of our general ? Timag. He's a man [Trumpets within. Of strange and reserved parts ; but a great soldier. His trumpets call us, I'll forbear his cha- racter : To morrow, in the senate-house, at large He will express himself. Leost. I'll follow you. [Exeunt. SCENE II. Syracuse. A Room in Cleon's House. Enter Cleon, Corisca, and Gracculo. Coris. Nay, good chuck. Cleon. I've said it ; stay at home : 1 cannot brook your gadding ; you're a faif one, Beauty invites temptations, and short heels Are soon tripp'd up. Coris. Deny me ! by my honour, You take no pity on me. I shall swoon As soon as you are absent ; ask my man else, You know he dares not tell a lie. ' Grac. Indeed, You are no sooner out of sight, but she Does feel strange qualms ; then sends for her young doctor, Who ministers physic to her on her back, Her ladyship lying as she were entranced : (I've peep'd in at the keyhole, and observed them :) . And sure his potions never fail to work, [Aside. \ For she's so pleasant in the taking them, She tickles again. Coris. And all's to make you merry, When you come home. Cleon. You flatter me ; I am old, And wisdom cries, Beware ! Coris. Old ! duck. To me You are a young Adonis. Grac. Well said, Venus ! I am sure she Vulcans him. [Aside. Coris. I will not change thee For twenty boisterous voung things without i beards. These bristles give the gentlest titillations, And such a sweet dew flows on them, it cures My lips without pomatum. Here's a round belly ! 'Tis a down pillow to my back ; I sleep So quietly by it : and this tunable nose, Faith, when you hear it not, affords such music, That I curse all night-fiddlers. Grac. This is gross. Not finds she flouts him ! Coris. As I live, I am jealous. Cleon. Jealous of me, wife ? Coris. Yes ; and I have reason ; Knowing how lusty and active a man you are. Cleon. Hum, hum ! Grac. This is no cunning quean ! 'slight. she will make him To think that, like a stag, he has cast his horns, And is grown young again. \Aside. Coris. You have forgot What you did in your sleep, and, when you waked, Call'd for a caudle. Grac. It was in his sleep ; For, waking, I durst trust my mother with him. [Aside. Coris. I long to see the man of war : Cleora, Archidamus' daughter, goes, and rich Olympia : I will not miss the show. Cleon. There's no contending : For this time I am pleased, but I'll no more on't. [Exeunt SCENE III. The Same. The Senate-house. Enter Archidamus, Cleon, Diphilus, Olym- pia, Corisca, Cleora, and Zanthia. Archid. So careless we have been, my noble lords, In the disposing of our own affairs, And ignorant in the art of government, That now we need a stranger to instruct us. THE BONDMAN. Yet we are happy that our neighbour Corinth, Pitying the unjust gripe Carthage would lay On Syracusa, hath vouchsafed to lend us Her man of men, Timoleon, to defend Our country and our liberties. Diph. Tis a favour We are unworthy of, and we may blush Necessity compels us to receive it. Archid. O shame ! that we, that are a populous nation, Engaged to liberal nature, for all blessings An island can bring forth ; we, that have limbs, And able bodies ; shipping, arms, and treasure, The sinews of the war, now we are call'd To stand upon our guard, cannot produce One fit to be our general. Clean. I am old and fat ; I could say something, else. Archid. We must obey The time and our occasions ; ruinous build- ings, Whose bases and foundations are infirm, Must use supporters : we are circled round With danger ; o'er our heads, with sail- stretch'd wings, Destruction hovers, and a cloud of mischief Ready to break upon us ; no hope left us That may divert it, but our sleeping virtue, Roused up by brave Timoleon. Clean. When arrives he ? Diph. He is expected every hour. Archid. The braveries Of Syracusa, among whom my son, Timagoras, Leosthenes, and Asotus, Your hopeful heir, lord Cleon, two days since Rode forth to meet him, and attend him to The city ; every minute we expect To be bless'd with his presence. {Shouts within ; then a flourish of trumpets. Cleon. What shout "s this ? Diph. 'Tij seconded with loud music. Archid. Which confirms His wish'd-for entrance. Let us entertain him With all respect, solemnity, and pomp, A man may merit, that comes to redeem us From slavery and oppression. Cleon. I'll lock up My doors, and guard my gold : these lads of Corinth Have nimble fingers, and I fear them more, Being within our walls, than those of Carthage ; They are far off. Archid. And, ladies, be it your care To welcome him and his followers with all duty : For rest resolved, their hands and swords must keep you In that full height of happiness you live ; A dreadful change else follows. [Exeunt Archidamus, Cleon, and Diphilus. Olymp. We are instructed. Coris. I'll kiss him for the honour of my country, With any she in Corinth. Olymp. Were he a courtier, I've sweetmeat in my closet shall content him, Be his palate ne'er so curious. Coris. And, if need be, I have a couch and a banqueting-house in my orchard, Where many a man of honour has not scorn 'd To spend an afternoon. Olymp. These men of war, As I have heard, know not to court a lady. They cannot praise our dressings, kiss our hands, Usher us to our litters, tell love-stories, Commend our feet and legs, and so search upwards ; A sweet becoming boldness ! they are rough, Boisterous, and saucy, and at the first sight Ruffle and touze us, and, as they find their stomachs, Fall roundly to it. Coris. 'Troth, I like them the better : I can't endure to have a perfumed sir Stand cringing in the hams, licking his lips Like a spaniel over a furmenty-pot, and yet Has not the boldness to come on, or offer What they know we expect. Olymp. We may commend A gentleman's modesty, manners, and finu \ language, His singing, dancing, riding of great horses, ; The wearing of his clothes, his fair com- ' plexion ; Take presents from him, and extol his bounty : Yet, though he observe, and waste his estate upon us, If he be staunch, and bid not for the stock That we were born to traffic with ; the truth is, We care not for his company. Coris. Musing, Cleora? Olymp. She's studying how to entertain these strangers, And to engross them to herself. Cleo. No, surely ; I will not cheapen any of their wares, THE BONDMAN. Till you have made your market ; you will buy, I know, at any rate. Coris. She has given it you. Olymp. No more ; they come : the first kiss for this jewel. Flourish of trumpets. Enter Timagoras, Leosthenes, Asotus, Timoleon in black, led in. by Archidamus, Diphilus, and Cleon ; followed by Marullo, Gracculo, Cimbrio, and other Slaves. Arc/iid. It is your seat : which, with a general suffrage, {Offering Timoleon the state. As to the supreme magistrate, Sicily tenders, And prays Timoleon to accept. Timol. Such honours To one ambitious of rule or titles, Whose heaven on earth is placed in his command, And absolute power o'er others, would with joy. And veins swollen high with pride, be en- tertain'd. They take not me ; for I have ever loved An equal freedom, and proclaim'd all such As would usurp on others' liberties, Rebels to nature, to whose bounteous bless- ings All men lay claim as true legitimate sons : But such as have made forfeit of themselves By vicious courses, and their birthright lost, 'Tis not injustice they are mark'd for slaves, To serve the virtuous. For myself, I know Honours and great employments are great burthens, And must require an Atlas to support them. He that would govern others, first should be The master of himself, richly endued With depth of understanding, height of courage, And those remarkable graces which I dare not Ascribe unto myself. Archid. Sir, empty men Are trumpets of their own deserts ; but you, That are not in opinion, but in proof, Really good, and full of glorious parts, Leave the report of what you are to fame ; Which, from the ready tongues of all good men, Aloud proclaims you. Diph. Besides, you stand bound, Having so large a field to exercise Your active virtues offer'd you, to impart Your strength to such as need it. Timol. 'Tis confess'd : And, since you'll have it so, such as I am, For you, and for the liberty of Greece, I am most ready to lay down my life : But yet consider, men of Syracusa, Before that you deliver up the power, Which yet is yours, to me, to whom 'tis given ; To an impartial man, with whom nor threats, Nor prayers, shall prevail ; for I must steer An even course. Archid. Which is desired of all. Timol. Timophanes, my brother, for whose death I am tainted in the world, and foully tainted ; In whose remembrance I have ever worn. In peace and war, this livery of sorrow, Can witness for me how much I detest Tyrannous usurpation. With grief, I must remember it ; for, when no persuasion Could win him to desist from his bad practice, To change the aristocracy of Corinth Into an absolute monarchy, I chose rather To prove a pious and obedient son To my country, my best mother, than to lend Assistance to Timophanes, though my brother, That, like a tyrant, strove to set his foot Upon the city's freedom. Timag. 'Twas a deed Deserving rather trophies than reproof. Leost. And will be still remember'd to your honour, If you forsake not us. Diph. If you free Sicily From barbarous Carthage' yoke, it will be said, In him you slew a tyrant. Archid. But, giving way To her invasion, not vouchsafing us That fly to your protection, aid and comfort, 'Twill be believed, that, for your private ends, You kill'd a brother. Timol. As I then proceed, To all posterity may that act be crown 'd With a deserved applause, or branded with The mark of infamy ! Stay yet ; ere I take This seat of justice, or engage myself To fight for you abroad, or to reform Your state at home, swear all upon my sword, And call the gods of Sicily to witness The oath you take, that whatsoe'er I shall Propound for safety of your commonwealth, Not circumscribed or bound in, shall by you Be willingly obey'd. Archid. Diph. Cleon. So may we prosper, As we obey in all things ! THE BONDMAN. 103 ' Timag. Least. Asot. And observe All your commands as oracles ! Timol. Do not repent it. [ Takes the state. Olymp. He ask'd not our consent. Coris. He's a clown, I warrant him. Olymp. I offer'd myself twice, and yet the churl j Would not salute me. Coris. Let him kiss his drum 1 < I'll save my lips, I rest on it. Olymp. He thinks women ' No part of the republic. Coris. He shall find We are a commonwealth. Cleo. The less your honour. Timol. First, then, a word or two, but without bitterness, : (And yet mistake me not, I am no flatterer, ) I Concerning your ill government of the state ; j In which the greatest, noblest, and most rich, I Stand, in the first file, guilty. Clean. Ha ! how's this? Timol. You have not, as good patriots should do, studied j The public good, but your particular ends ; | Factious among yourselves, preferring such j To offices and honours, as ne'er read The elements of saving policy ; ! But deeply skill'd in all the principles That usher to destruction. Least. Sharp ! Timag. The better. Timol. Your senate-house, which used not to admit A man, however popular, to stand At the helm of government, whose youth was not Made glorious by action ; whose experience, Crown'd with gray hairs, gave warrant to his counsels, Heard and received with reverence, is now fill'd With green heads, that determine of the state i Over their cups, or when their sated lusts i Afford them leisure ; or supplied by those : Who, rising from base arts and sordid thrift, Are eminent for their wealth, not for their wisdom : Which is the reason that to hold a place In council, which was once esteem'd an honour, And a reward for virtue, hath quite lost Lustre and reputation, and is made A mercenary purchase. Timag. He speaks home. Least. And to the purpose. Timol. From whence it proceeds, That the treasure of the city is engross' d By a few private men, the public cofiers Hollow with want ; and they, that will not spare One talent for the common good, to feed The pride and bravery of their wives, con- sume, In plate, in jewels, and superfluous slaves, What would maintain an army. Coris. Have at us ! Olymp. We thought we were forgot. Cleo. But it appears, You will be treated of. Timol. Yet, in this plenty, And fat of peace, your young men ne'e were train'd In martial discipline ; and your ships unrigg'd, Rot in the harbour : no defence prepared, But thought unuseful ; as if that the gods, Indulgent to your sloth, had granted you A perpetuity of pride and pleasure, No change fear'd or expected. Now you find That Carthage, looking on your stupid sleeps, And dull security, was invited to Invade your territories. Archid. You have made us see, sir, To our shame, the country's sickness : now, from you, As from a careful and a wise physician, j We do expect the cure. Timol. Old fester 'd sores j Must be lanced to the quick, and cauterized ; j Which born with patience, after I'll apply j Soft unguents. For the maintenance of the war, i It is decreed all monies in the hand Of private men, shall instantly be brought To the public treasury. Timag. This bites sore. Clean. The cure Is worse than the disease ; I'll never yield to't : What could the enemy, though victorious, Inflict more on us ? All that my youth hath toil'd for, Purchas'd with industry, and preserved with care, Forced from me in a moment ! Diph. This rough course Will never be allow'd of. Timol. O blind men ! If you refuse the first means that is offer'd To give you health, no hope's left to recover Your desperate sickness. Do you prize your muck Above your liberties ; and rather choose To be made bondmen, than to part with that To which already you are slaves ? Or an it Be probable in your flattering apprehensions, 104 THE BONDMAN. You can capitulate with the conquerors, And keep -that yours which they come to possess, And, while you kneel in vain, will ravish from you ? But take your own ways ; brood upon your gold. Sacrifice to your idol, and preserve The prey entire, and merit the report Of careful stewards : yield a just account To your proud masters, who, with whips of iron, Will force you to give up what you conceal, Or tear it from your throats : adorn your walls With Persian hangings wrought of gold and pearl ; j Cover the floors, on which they are to tread, With costly Median silks? perfume the rooms With cassia and amber, where they are To feast and revel ; while, like servile grooms, You wait upon their trenchers : feed their eyes With massy plate, until your cupboards crack With the weight that they sustain ; set forth your wives And daughters in as many varied shapes As there are nations, to provoke their lusts, And let them be embraced before your eyes, The object may content you ! and, to perfect Their entertainment, offer up your sons, And able men, for slaves ; while you, that are Unfit for labour, are spurn'd out to starve, Unpitied, in some desert, no friend by, Whose sorrow may spare one compassionate tear, In the remembrance of what once you were. Least. The blood turns. Timag. Observe how old Cleon shakes, As if in picture he had shown him what He was to suffer. Coris. I am sick ; the man Speaks poniards and diseases. Olymp. O my doctor ! I never shall recover. Cleo. [coming forward."] If a virgin, Whose speech was ever yet usher'd with fear ; One knowing modesty and humble silence To be the choicest ornaments of our sex, In the presence of so many reverend men Struck dumb with terror and astonishment, Presume to clothe her thought in vocal sounds, Let her find pardon. First to you, great sir, A bashful maid's thanks, and her zealous prayers Wing'd with pure innocence, bearing them to heaven, For all prosperity that the gods can give To one whose piety must exact their care, Thus low I offer. Tintol. 'Tis a happy omen. Rise, blest one, and speak boldly. On my virtue, I am thy warrant, from so clear a spring Sweet rivers ever flow. Cleo. Then, thus to you, My noble father, and these lords, to whom I next owe duty : no respect forgotten To you, my brother, and these bold young men, (Such I would have them,) that are, or should be, The city's sword and target of defence. To all of you I speak ; and, if a blush Steal on my cheeks, it is shown to reprove Your paleness, willingly I would not say, Your cowardice or fear : Think you all treasure Hid in the bowels of the earth, or ship- wreck'd In Neptune's wat'ry kingdom, can hold weight, When liberty and honour fill one scale, Triumphant Justice sitting on the beam ? Or dare you but imagine that your gold is Too dear a salary for such as hazard Their blood and lives in your defence ? For me, An ignorant girl, bear witness, heaven ! so far I prize a soldier, that, to give him pay, With such devotion as our flamens offer Their sacrifices at the holy altar, I do lay down these jewels, will make sale j Of my superfluous wardrobe, to supply The meanest of their wants. [Lays down her jewels, &c. ; the rest follow her example. Timol. Brave masculine spirit ! Diph. We are shown, to our shame, what ' we in honour Should have taught others. Archid. Such a fair example Must needs be follow'd. Timag. Ever my dear sister, But now our family's glory ! Least. Were she deform 'd, The virtues of her mind would force a stoic To sue to be her servant. Cleon. I must yield ; And, though my heart-blood part with it, I will Deliver in my wealth. Asot. I would say something ; But, the truth is, I know not what. THE BONDMAN. 105 Timol. We have money ; And men must now be thought on. Archid. We can press Of labourers in the country, men inured To cold and heat, ten thousand. Diph. Or, if need be, Enrol our slaves, lusty and able varlets, And fit for service. Clean. They shall go for me ; I will not pay and fight too. Cleo. How ! your slaves ? stain of honour ! Once more, sir, your pardon ; And, to their shames, let me deliver what f know in justice you may speak. Timol. Most gladly: 1 could not wish my thoughts a better organ Than your tongue, to express them. Cleo. Are you men ! (For age may qualify, though not excuse, The backwardness of these,) able young men ! Yet, now your country's liberty's at the stake, Honour and glorious triumph made the garland For such as dare deserve them ; a rich feast Prepared by Victory-, of immortal viands, Not for base men, but such as with their swords Dare force admittance, and will be her guests : And can you coldly suffer such rewards To be proposed to labourers and slaves ? While you, that are born noble, to whom these, Valued at their best rate, are next to horses, Or other beasts of carriage, cry aim ! Like idle lookers on, till their proud worth Make them become your masters ! Timol. By my hopes, There's fire and spirit enough in this to make Thersites valiant. i Cleo. No ; far, far be it from you : Let these of meaner quality contend Who can endure most labour ; plough the earth, And think they are rewarded when their sweat Brings home a fruitful harvest to their lords ; Let them prove good artificers, and serve you For use and ornament, but not presume To touch at what is noble. If you think them Unworthy to taste of those cates you feed on, Or wear such costly garments, will you grant them The privilege and prerogative of great minds, Which you were born to ? Honour won in war, And to be styled preservers of their country, Are titles fit for free and generous spirits, And not for bondmen : had I been born a man, And such ne'er-dying glories made the prize To bold heroic courage, by Diana, I would not to my brother, nay, my father, Be bribed to part with the least piece of honour I should gain in this action ! Timol. She's inspired, Or in her speaks the genius of your country, To fire your blood in her defence : I am rapt With the imagination. Noble maid, Timoleon is your soldier, and will sweat Drops of his best blood, but he will bring home Triumphant conquest to you. Let me wear Your colours, lady ; and though youthful heats, That look no further than your outward form, Are long since buried in me ; while I live, I am a constant lover of your mind, That does transcend all precedents. Cleo. 'Tis an honour, [Gives her scarf. And so I do receive it. Con's. Plague upon it ! She has got the start of us : I could even burst With envy at her fortune. Olymp. A raw young thing ! We have too much tongue sometimes, our husbands say, And she outstrip us ! Least. I am for the journey. Timag. May all diseases sloth and letchery bring, Fall upon him that stays at home ! Archid. Though old, I will be there in person. Diph. So will I : Methinks I am not what I was ; her words Have made me younger, by a score of years, Than I was when I came hither. Clean. I am still Old Cleon, fat and unwieldy ; I shall never Make a good soldier, and therefore desire To be excused at home. Asot. 'Tis my suit too : I am a gristle, and these spider fingers Will never hold a sword. Let us alone To rule the slaves at home : I can so yerk them io6 THE BONDMAN. But in my conscience I shall never prove Good justice in the war. Timol, Have your desires ; You would be burthens to us, no way aids. Lead, fairest, to the temple ; first we'll pay A sacrifice to the gods for good success : For all great actions the wish'd course do run, That are, with their allowance, well begun. [Exeunt all but Mar. Grac. andCimb. Mar. Stay, Cimbrio and Gracculo. Cimb. The business ? Mar. Meet me to-morrow night near to the grove, Neighbouring the east part of the city. Grac. Well. Mar. And bring the rest of our condition with you : I've something to impart may break our fetters, If you dare second me. Cimb. We'll not fail. Grac. A cart-rope Shall not bind me at home. Mar. Think on't, and prosper. [Exeunt. ACT II. SCENE I. The Same. A Room in Archidamus's House. Enter Archidamus, Timagoras, Leosthenes, with gorgets; and Marullo. Archid. So, so, 'tis well : how do I look ? Mar. Most sprightfully. Archid. I shrink not in the shoulders ; though I'm old I'm tough, steel to the back ; I have not wasted My stock of strength in feather-beds : here's an arm too ; There's stuff in't, and I hope will use a sword As well as any beardless boy of you all. Timag. I'm glad to see you, sir, so well prepared To endure the travail of the war. Archid. Go to, sirrah ! I shall endure, when some of you keep your cabins, For all your flaunting feathers ; nay, Leos- thenes, You are welcome too, all friends and fellows now. Least. Your servant, sir. Archid. Pish! leave these compliments, They stink in a soldier's mouth ; I could be merry, For, now my gown's off, farewell gravity ! And must be bold to put a question to you, Without offence, I hope. Least. Sir, what you please. Archid. And you will answer truly? Timag. On our words, sir. Archid. Go to, then : I presume you will confess That you are two notorious whoremasters Nay, spare your blushing, I've been wild myself, A smack or so for physic does no harm ; Nay, it is physic, if used moderately ; But to lie at rack and manger Least. Say we grant this, For if we should deny't, you will not believe us, Wliat will you infer upon it? Archid. What you'll groan for, I fear, when you come to the test. Old stories tell us, There's a month call'd October, which brings in Cold weather; there are trenches too, 'tis rumour'd, In which to stand all night to the knees in water, In gallants -breeds the toothach; there's a sport too, Named lying perdue, do you mark me? 'ti.? a game Which you must learn to play at : now in these seasons, And choice variety of exercises, (Nay, I come to you,) and fasts, not for de- votion, Your rambling hunt-smock feels strange al- i terations ; And, in a frosty morning, looks as if He could with ease creep in a pottle-pot, Instead of his mistress' placket. Then he curses The time he spent in midnight visitations ; And finds what he superfluously parted with, To be reported good at length, and well breath'd, If but retrieved into his back again, Would keep him warmer than a scarlet waistcoat, Enter Diphilus and Cleora. Or an armour lined with fur O welcome ! welcome ! You have cut off my discourse ; but I will perfect My lecture in the camp. Diph. Come, we are stay'd for; The general's afire for a remove, And longs to be in action. Archid. Tis my wish too. THE BONDMAN. 107 We must part nay, no tears, my best Cleora; I shall melt too, and that were ominous. Millions of blessings on thee ! All that's mine I give up to thy charge ; and, sirrah, look \To Marullo. You with that care and reverence observe her, Which you would pay to me. A kiss ; fare- well, girl! Diph. Peace wait upon you, fair one ! {Exeunt Archidamus, Diphilus, and Marullo. Tima$. 'Twere impertinence To wish you to be careful of your honour, That ever keep in pay a guard about you Of faithful virtues: farewell! Friend, I leave you j To wipe our kisses off ; I know that lovers j Part with more circumstance and ceremony: Which I give way to. {Exit. Leost. 'Tis a noble favour, For which I ever owe you. We are alone ; But how I should begin, or in what language Speak the unwilling word of parting from you, I am yet to learn. Cleo. And still continue ignorant : For I must be most cruel to myself, If I should teach you. Leost. Yet it must be spoken, Or you will chide my slackness. You have fired me With the heat of noble action to deserve you; And the least spark of honour that took life From your sweet breath, still fann'd by it and cherish'd, Must mount up in a glorious flame, or I Am much unworthy. Cleo. May it not burn here, And, as a seamark, serve to guide true lovers, Toss'd on the ocean of luxurious wishes, Safe from the rocks of lust into the harbour Of pure affection ? rising up an example Which aftertimes shall witness, to our glory, First took from us beginning. Leost. 'Tis a happiness My duty to my country, and mine honour Cannot consent to ; besides, add to these, It was your pleasure, fortified by persuasion, And strength of reason, for the general good, That J should go. Cleo. Alas ! I then was witty To plead against myself ; and mine eye, fix'd Upon the hill of honour, ne'er descended To look into the vale of certain dangers, Through which you were to cut your passage to it. Leost. I'll stay at home, then. Cleo. No, that must not be ; For so, to serve my own ends, and to gain A petty wreath myself, I rob you of A certain triumph, which must fall upon you. Or Virtue's turn'd a handmaid to blind Fortune. How is my soul divided ! to confirm you In the opinion of the world, most worthy To be beloved, (with me you're at the height, And can advance no further, ) I must send you To court the goddess of stern war, who, if She see you with my eyes, will ne'er return you, But grow enamour'd of you. Leost. Sweet, take comfort ! And what I offer you, you must vouchsafe me Dr I am wretched. All the dangers that I can encounter in the war, are trifles ; My enemies abroad to be contemn'd : The dreadful foes, that have the power to hurt me, I leave at home with you. Cleo. With me ! Leost. Nay, in you, In every part about you, they are arm'd To fight against me. Cleo. Where? Leost. There's no perfection That you are mistress of, but musters up A legion against me, and all sworn To my destruction. Cleo. This is strange ! Leost. But true, sweet ; Excess of love can work such miracles ! Upon this ivory forehead are intrench 'd Ten thousand rivals, and these suns com- mand Supplies from all the world, on pain to forfeit Their comfortable beams ; these ruby lips, A rich exchequer to assure their pay : This hand, Sibylla's golden bough to guard them Through hell, and horror, to the Elysian springs : Which who'll not venture for? and, should I name Such as the virtues of your mind invite, Their numbers would be infinite. Cleo. Can you think I may be tempted ? Leost. You were never proved. For me, I have conversed with you no further Than would become a brother. I ne'er tuned Loose notes to your chaste ears ; or brought rich presents For my artillery, to batter down The fortress of your honour ; nor endeavour'd To make your blood run high at solemn feasts, 308 THE BONDMAN. With viands that provoke ; the speeding i philtres : I work'd no bawds to tempt you ; never practised The cunning and corrupting arts they study, That wander in the wild maze of desire ; Honest simplicity and truth were all The agents I em'ploy'd ; and when I came To see you, it was with that reverence As I beheld the altars of the gods : And Love, that came along with me, was taught To leave his arrows and his torch behind, Quench 'd in my fear to give offence. Cleo. And 'twas That modesty that took me, and preserves me, Like a fresh rose, in mine own natural sweetness ; Which, sullied with the touch of impure hands, Loses both scent and beauty. Least. But, Cleora, When I am absent, as I must go from you, (Such is the cruelty of my fate,) and leave you, Unguarded, to the violent assaults Of loose temptations ; when the memory Of my so many years of love and service Is lost in other objects ; when you are courted By such as keep a catalogue of their con- quests, Won upon credulous virgins ; when nor father Is here to owe you, brother to advise you, Nor your poor servant by, to keep such off, By lust instructed how to undermine, And blow your chastity up ; when your weak senses, At once assaulted, shall conspire against you, And play the traitors to your soul, your virtue ; How can you stand? 'Faith, though you fall, and I The judge, before whom you then stood accused, I should acquit you. Cleo. Will you then confirm That love and jealousy, though of different natures, Must of necessity be twins ; the younger Created only to defeat the elder, And spoil him of his birthright ? 'tis not well. But being to part, I will not chide, I will not ; Nor with one syllable or tear, express How deeply I am wounded with the arrows Of your distrust : but when that you shall hear, At your return, how I have born myself, And what an austere penance I take on me, To satisfy your doubts ; when, like a Vestal, I shew you, to your shame, the fire still burning, Committed to my charge by true affection, The people joining with you in the wonder ; When, by the glorious splendour of my suf- ferings, The prying eyes of jealousy are struck blind, The monster too that feeds on fears, e'en starv'd For want of seeming matter to accuse me ; Expect, Leosthenes, a sharp reproof From my just anger. Least. What will you do ? Cleo. Obey me, Or from this minute you are a stranger to me ; And do't without reply. All-seeing sun, Thou witness of my innocence, thus I close Mine eyes against thy comfortable light, Till the return of this distrustful man ! Now bind them sure ; nay, do't : \He binds her eyes with her scarf. If, uncompell'd, I loose this knot, until the hands that made it Be pleased to untie it, may consuming plagues Fall heavy on me ! pray you guide me to your Tips. This kiss, when you come back, shall be a virgin To bid you welcome ; nay, I have not done yet: I will continue dumb, and, you once gone, No accent shall come from me. Now to my chamber, My tomb, if you miscarry : there I'll spend My hours in silent mourning, and thus much Shall be reported of me to my glory, And you confess it, whether I live or die, My chastity triumphs o'er your jealousy. {Exeunt. SCENE II. The same. A Room in Cleon's House. Enter Asotus, driving in Gracculo. Asot. You slave ! you dog ! down, cur. Grac. Hold, good young master, For pity's sake ! Asot. Now am I in my kingdom : Who says I am not valiant ? I begin To frown again : quake, villain ! Grac. So I do, sir ! Your looks are agues to me. Asot. Are they so, sir ! 'Slight, if I had them at this bay that flout me, THE BONDMAN. 109 And say I look like a sheep and an ass, I'd make them Feel that I am a lion. Grac. Do not roar, sir, As you are a valiant beast : but do you know Why you use me thus ? I Asot. I'll beat thee a little more, Then study for a reason. O ! I have it : One brake a jest on me, and then I swore, (Because I durst not strike him,) when 1 came home, That I would break thy head. Grac. Plague on his mirth ! I'm sure I mourn for't. Asot. Remember, too, I charge you, To teach my horse good manners yet ; this morning, As I rode to take the air, the untutor'd jade Threw me, and kicked me. Grac. I thank him for't. [Aside. Asot. What's that? Grac. I say, sir, I will teach him to hold his heels, If you will rule your fingers. Asot. I'll think upon't. Grac. I am bruised to jelly : better be a dog, Than slave to a fool or coward. {Aside. Asot. Here's my mother, Enter Corisca and Zanthia. She is chastising too : how brave we live, That have our slaves to beat, to keep us in breath When we want exercise ! Coris. Careless harlotry, [Striking her. Look to't ; if a curl fall, or wind or sun Take my complexion off. I will not leave One hair upon thine head. Grac. Here's a second show Of the family of pride ! [Aside. Coris. Fie on these wars ! I'm starv'd for want of action; not a gamester left To keep a woman play. If this world last ; A little longer with us, ladies must study Some new-found mystery to cool one another, i We shall burn to cinders else. I have heard there have been Such arts in a long vacation ; would they were Reveal'd to me ! they have made my doctor, too, Physician to the army : he was used To serve the turn at a pinch ; but I am now Quite unprovided. Asot. My mother-in-law is, sure, At her devotion. Coris. There are none but our slaves left, Nor are they to be trusted. Some great women, Which I could name, in a dearth of visitants, Rather than be idle, have been glad to play At small game; but I am so queasy- slomach'd, And from my youth have been so used to- dainties, I cannot taste such gross meat. Some that are hungry Draw on their shoemakers, and take a fall From such as mend mats in their galleries ; Or when a tailor settles a petticoat on, Take measure of his bodkin ; fie upon't ! 'Tis base ; for my part, I could rather lie with A gallant's breeches, and conceive upon them, Than stoop so low. Asot. Fair madam, and my mother. Coris. Leave the last out, it smells rank of the country, And shews coarse breeding ; your true- courtier knows not His niece, or sister, from another woman, If she be apt and cunning. I could tempt now This fool, but he will be so long a working ? Then he's my husband's son : the fitter to Supply his wants ; I have the way already, I'll try if it will take. When were you with Your mistress, fair Cleora ? Asot. Two days sithence ; But she's so coy, forsooth, that ere I can Speak a penn'd speech I have bought and studied for her, Her woman calls her away. Coris. Here's a dull thing ! But better taught, I hope. Send off your man. Asot. Sirrah, begone. Grac. This is the first good turn She ever did me. [Aside and exit. Coris. We'll have a scene of mirth ; I must not have you shamed for want of practice. I stand here for Cleora, and, do you hear, minion, That you may tell her what her womaiv should do, Repeat the lesson over that I taught you, When my young lord came to visit me : if you miss In a syllable or posture Zant. I am perfect. Asot. Would I were so ! I fear I shall' be out. Coris. If you are, I'll help you in. Thus I walk musing : You are to enter, and, as you pass by, THE BONDMAN. Salute my woman ; be but bold enough, You'll speed, I warrant you. Begin. A sot. Have at it Save thee, sweetheart ! a kiss. Zant. Venus forbid, sir, I should presume to taste your honour's lips Before my lady. Coris. This is well on both parts. Asot. How does thy lady ? Zant. Happy in your lordship, As oft as she thinks' on you. Coris. Very good ; This wench will learn in time. A sot. Does she think of me ? Zant. O, sir ! and speaks the best of you ; admires Your wit, your clothes, discourse ; and swears, but that You are not forward enough for a lord, you were The most complete and absolute man, I'll show Your lordship a secret. Asot. Not of thine own? Zant. O ! no, sir, 'Tis of my lady : but, upon your honour, You must conceal it. Asot. By all means. Zant. Sometimes I lie with my lady, as the last night I did ; She could not say her prayers for thinking of you : Nay, she talk'd of you in her sleep, and sigh'd out, sweet Asotus, sure thou art so backward, That I must ravish thee! and in that fer- vour She took me in her arms, threw me upon her, Kiss'd me, and hugg'd me, and then waked, and wept, Because 'twas but a dream. Coris. This will bring him on, Or he's a block. A good girl ! Asot. I am mad, Till I am at it. Zant. Be not put off, sir, With, Away, I dare not ; fit, you are im- modest ; My brother s up ; My father will hear. Shoot home, sir, You cannot miss the mark. Asot. There's for thy counsel. This is the fairest interlude if it prove earnest, 1 shall wish I were a player. Coris. Now my turn comes. I am exceeding sick, pray you send my page For young Asotus, I cannot live without him ; Pray him to visit me ; yet, when he's present, j I must be strange to him. Asot. Not so, you are caught : Lo, whom you wish ; behold Asotus here ! i Coris. You wait well, minion ; shortly I > shall not speak My thoughts in my private chamber, but ! they must Lie open to discovery. Asot. 'Slid, she's angry. Zant. No, no, sir, she but seems so. To her again. Asot. Lady, I would descend to kiss your hand, But that 'tis gloved, and civet makes me sick; And to presume to taste your lip's not safe, Your woman by. Coris. I hope she's no observer Of whom I grace. [Zanthia looks on a book. Asot. She's at her book, O rare ! [Kisses her. Coris. A kiss for entertainment is suffi- cient ; Too much of one dish cloys me. Asot. I would serve in The second course ; but still i fear your woman. Coris. You are very cautelous. [Zanthia seems to sleep. Asot. 'Slight, she's asleep ! 'Tis pity these instructions are not printed ; They would sell well to chambermaids. 'Tis no time now To play with my good fortune, and your favour ; Yet to be taken, as they say : a scout, To give the signal when the enemy comes, [Exeunt Zanthia. Were nowworth gold. She's gone to watch. A waiter so train'd up were worth a million To a wanton city madam. Coris. You are grown conceited. Asot. You teach me. Lady, now your cabinet Coris. You speak as it were yours. Asot. When we are there, I'll shew you my best evidence. [Seizing her. Coris. Hold ! you forget, 1 only play Cleora's part. Asot. No matter, Now we've begun, let's end the act. Coris. Forbear, sir ; Your father's wife ! Asot. Why, being his heir, I am bound, Since he can make no satisfaction to you, To see his debts paid. THE BONDMAN. in Re-enter Zanthia running. Zant. Madam, my lord ! Cor is. Fall off: I must trifle with the time too, hell confound it ! Asot. Plague on his toothless chaps ! he cannot do't Himself, yet hinders such as have good stomachs. Enter Cleon. Cleon. Where are you, wife? I fain would go abroad, But cannot find my slaves that bear my litter ; I am tired. Your shoulder, son ; nay, sweet, thy hand, too : ' A turn or two in the garden, and then to supper, And so to bed. Asot. Never to rise, I hope, more. [Aside. {Exeunt, SCENE III. A Grove near the Walls of Syracuse. Enter Marullo and Poliphron. A Table set out -with Wine, &>c. Mar. 'Twill take, I warrant thee. Poliph. You may do your pleasure ; But, in my judgment, better to make use of The present opportunity. Afar. No more. Poliph. I am silenced. Mar. More wine ; prithee drink hard, friend, And when we're hot, whatever I propound, Enter Cimbrio, Gracculo, and other Slaves. Second with vehemence. Men of your words, all welcome ! Slaves use no ceremony ; sit down, here's a health. Poliph. Let it run round, fill every man his glass. Grac. We look for no waiters ; this is wine ! Mar. The better, Strong, lusty wine : drink deep, this juice will make us As free as our lords. {Drinks. Grac. But if they find we taste it, We are all damn'd to the quarry during life, Without hope of redemption. Mar. Pish ! for that We'll talk anon : another rouse ! we lose time ; {Drinks. When our low blood's wound up a little higher, I'll offer my design ; nay, we are cold yet ; These glasses contain nothing ; do me right, [ Takes the bottle. As e'er you hope for liberty. 'Tis done bravely ; Plow do you feel yourselves now ? Cimb. I begin To have strange conundrums in my head. Grac. And I To loath base water : I would be hang'd in peace now, For one month of such holidays. Mar. An age, boys, And yet defy the whip ; if you are men, Or dare believe you have souls. Cimb. We are no brokers. Grac. Nor whores, whose marks are out of their mouths, they have none ; They hardly can get salt enough to keep them From stinking above ground. Mar. Our lords are no gods Grac. They are devils to us, I am sure. Mar. But subject to Cold, hunger, and diseases. Grac. In abundance. Your lord that feels no ach in his chine at twenty, Forfeits his privilege ; how should their surgeons build else, Or ride on their footcloths? Mar. Equal Nature fashion'd us All in one mould. The bear serves not the bear, Nor the wolf the wolf ; 'twas odds of strength in tyrants, That pluck'd the first link from the golden chain With which that THING OF THINGS bound in the world. Why then, since we are taught, by their examples, To love our liberty, if not command, Should the strong serve the weak, the fair, deform 'd ones ? Or such as know the cause of things, pay tribute To ignorant fools? All's but the outward gloss, And politic form, that does distinguish us. Cimbrio, thou art a strong man ; if, in place Of carrying burthens, thou hadst been train'd up In martial discipline, thou might'st have proved A general, fit to lead and fight for Sicily, As fortunate as Timoleon. Cimb. A little fighting Will serve a general's turn. THE BONDMAN. Mar. Thou, Gracculo, Hast fluency of language, quick conceit ; And, I think, cover'd with a senator's robe, Formally set on the bench, thou wouldst appear As brave a senator. Grac. Would I had lands, Or money to buy a place ! and if I did not Sleep on the bench with the drowsiest of them, play with my chain, Look on my watch, when my guts chimed twelve, and wear A state beard, with my barber's help, rank with them In their most choice peculiar gifts ; degrade me, And put me to drink water again, which, now I have tasted wine, were poison ! Mar. 'Tis spoke nobly, And like agownman : none of these, I think too, But would prove good burghers. Grac. Hum ! the fools are modest ; I know their insides : here's an ill-faced fellow, (But that will not be seen in a dark shop,) If he did not in a month learn to outswear, In the selling of his wares, the cunning'st tradesman In Syracuse, I have no skill. Here's another, Observe but what a cozening look he has ! Hold up thy head, man ; if, for drawing gallants Into mortgages for commodities, cheating heirs With your new counterfeit gold thread, and gumm'd velvets, He does not transcend all that went before him, Call in his patent : pass the rest ; they'll all make Sufficient beccos, and, with their brow- antlers, Bear up the cap of maintenance. Mar. Is't not pity, then, Men of such eminent virtues should be slaves ? Cimb. Our fortune. Mar. 'Tis your folly ; daring men Command and make their fates. Say, at this instant, I mark'd you out a way to liberty ; Possess' d you of those blessings, our proud lords So long have surfeited in ; and, what is sweetest, Arm you with power, by strong hand to revenge Your stripes, your unregarded toil, the pride The insolence of such as tread upon Your patient sufferings ; fill your famish 'd mouths With the fat and plenty of the land ; redeem you From the dark vale of servitude, and seat you Upon a hill of happiness ; what would you do To purchase this, and more? Grac. Do ! any thing : To burn a church or two, and dance by the light on't, Were but a May-game. Poliph. I have a father living ; But, if the cutting of his throat could work this, He should excuse me. Cimb. 'Slight ! I would cut mine own, Rather than miss it ; so I might but have A taste on't, ere I die. Mar. Be resolute men ; You shall run no such hazard, nor groan under The burthen of such crying sins. Cimb. The means ? Grac. I feel a woman's longing. Poliph. Do not torment us With expectation. Mar. Thus, then : Our proud masters. And all the able freemen of the city, Are gone unto the wars Poliph. Observe but that. Mar. Old men, and such as can make no> resistance, Are only left at home Grac. And the proud young fool, My master if this take, I'll hamper him. Mar. Their arsenal, their treasure 's in our power, If we have hearts to seize them. If our lords fall In the present action, the whole country's ours ; Say they return victorious, we have means To keep the town against them ; at the worst. To make our own conditions. Now, if you dare Fall on their daughters and their wives,. break up Their iron chests, banquet on their rich beds, And carve yourselves of all delights and pleasures You have been barr'd from, with one voice cry with me, Liberty ! liberty ! All. Liberty ! liberty ! Mar. Go then, and take possession ; use- all freedom ; THE BONDMAN. "3 But shed no blood. [Exeunt Slaves.] So, this is well begun ; But not to be commended, till't be done. [Exit. ACT III. SCENE I. The same. A Gallery in Archidamus's House. Enter Marullo and Timandra. Mar. Why, think you that I plot against myself ? Fear nothing, you are safe : these thick- skinn'd slaves, I use as instruments to serve my ends, Pierce not my deep designs ; nor shall they dare To lift an arm against you. Timand. With your will. But turbulent spirits, raised beyond them- selves With ease, are not so soon laid ; they oft prove Dangerous to him that call'd them up. Mar. 'Tis true, In what is rashly undertook. Long since I have considered seriously their natures, Proceeded with mature advice, and know I hold their will and faculties in more awe Than I can do my own. Now, for their license, And riot in the city, I can make A just defence and use : it may appear too A politic prevention of such ills As might, with greater violence and danger, Hereafter be attempted ; though some smart for't, It matters not : however, I'm resolved ; And sleep you with security. Holds Cleora Constant to her rash vow ? Timand. Beyond belief ; To me, that see her hourly, it seems a fable. By signs I guess at her commands, and serve them With silence; such her pleasure is, made known By holding her fair hand thus. She eats little, Sleeps less, as I imagine ; once a day I lead her to this gallery, where she walks Some half a dozen turns, and, having offer'cl To her absent saint a sacrifice of sighs, She points back to her prison. Mar. Guide her hither, And make her understand the slaves' revolt ; And, with your utmost eloquence, enlarge Their insolence, and rapes done in the city. Forget not too, I am their chief, and tell her You strongly think my extremedotage on her, As I'm Marullo, caused this sudden uproar, To make way to enjoy her. Timand. Punctually I will discharge my part. [Exit. Enter Poliphron. Poliph. O, sir, I sought you : You've missed the best sport ! Hell, I think's broke loose ; There's such variety of all disorders, As leaping, shouting, drinking, dancing, whoring, Among the slaves ; answer 'd with crying, howling, By the citizens and their wives ; such a con- fusion, In a word, not to tire you, as I think, The like was never read of. Mar. I share in The pleasure, though I'm absent. This is i some Revenge for my disgrace. Poliph. But, sir, I fear, If your authority restrain them not, They'll fire the city, or kill one another, They are so apt to outrage ; neither know I Whether you wish it, and came therefore to Acquaint you with so much. Mar. I will among them ; But must not long be absent. Poliph. At your pleasure. [Exeunt. SCENE II. The same. A Room in the same. Shouts within. EuterCleora. and Timandra. Timand. They are at our gates : my heart ! affrights and horrors Increase each minute. No way left to save us, No flattering hope to comfort us, or means, But miracle, to redeem us from base lust And lawless rapine ! Are there gods, yet suffer Such innocent sweetness to be made the spoil Of brutish appetite ? or since they decree To ruin nature's masterpiece, of which They have not left one pattern, must they choose, To set their tyranny off, slaves to pollute The spring of chastity, and poison it With their most loath'd embraces ? and, of those, He that should offer up his life to guard it, Marullo, curs'd Marullo, your own bond- man, Purchased to serve you, and fed by your favours ? Nay, start not : it is he : he, the grand captain I I ii4 THE BONDMAN. Of these libidinous beasts, that have not left j Than to relate my sufferings, which I dare One cruel act undone, that barbarous con- quest Yet ever practised in a captive city, He, doating on your beauty, and to have fellows In his foul sin, hath raised these mutinous slaves, Who have begun the game by violent rapes Upon the wives and daughters of their lords : And he, to quench the fire of his base lust, By force, comes to enjoy you do not wring Your innocent hands, 'tis bootless ; use the means That may preserve you. 'Tis no crime to break not Presume to do, till, by some gracious sign, You shew you are pleased to hear me. Timand. If you are, Hold forth your right hand. [Cleora holds forth her right hand. Mar. So, 'tis done ; and I With my glad lips seal humbly on your foot, My soul's thanks for the favour : I forbear To tell you who I am, what wealth, what honours I made exchange of, to become your ser- vant: And, though I knew worthy Leosthenes (For sure he must be worthy, for whose love | You have endured so much) to be my rival ; A vow when you are forced to it ; shew your When rage and jealousy counsell'd me to : face, kill him, majesty of commanding And with the beauty, Strike dead his loose affections : if that fail, Give liberty to your tongue, and use en- treaties ; There cannot be a breast of flesh and blood, Or heart so made of flint, but must receive Impression from your words ; or eyes so stern, But, from the clear reflection of your tears, Must melt, and. bear them company. Will you not Do these good offices to yourself? poor I, then, Can only weep your fortune : here he comes. Enter Marullo, speaking at the door. Mar. He that advances A foot beyond this, comes upon my sword : You have had your ways, disturb not mine. Timand. Speak gently, Her fears may kill her else. Mar. Now Love inspire me ! Still shall this canopy of envious night Obscure my suns of comfort? and those dainties Of purest white and red, which I take in at My greedy eyes, denied my famish'd senses? The organs of your hearing yet are open ; And you infringe no vow, though you vouch- safe I To give them warrant to convey unto I Your understanding parts the story of A tortured and despairing lover, whom j Not fortune but affection marks your slave : j Shake not, best lady ! for b^liev't, you are As far from danger'as I am from force : Ail violence i shall offer, tends no further Which then I could have done with much more ease, Than now, in fear to grieve you, I dare speak it, Love, seconded with duty, boldly told me The man I hated, fair Cleora favour'd : And that was his protection. [Cleora bows. Timand. See, she bows Her head in sign of thankfulness. Mar. He removed by The occasion of the war, (my fires increasing By being closed and stopp'd up,) frantic ' affection Prompted me to do something in his absence, That might deliver you into my power, Which you see is eftected : and, even now, When my rebellious passions chide my dul- ness, And tell me how much I abuse my fortunes,. Now it is in my power to bear you hence, [Cleora starts. Or take my wishes here, (nay, fear not, madam, True love's a servant, brutish lust a tyrant,} I dare not touch those viands that ne'er taste well, But when they're freely offer 'd : only thus much, Be pleased I may speak in my own dear cause, And think it worthy your consideration, (I have loved truly, cannot say deserved, Since duty must not take the name of merit,) That I so far prize your content, before All blessings that my hope can fashion to me, That willingly I entertain despair, And, for your sake, embrace it : for I know, This opportunity lost, by no endeavour The like can he recover'd. To conclude; Forget not, that I lose myself to save you : THE BONDMAN. For what can I expect but death and torture, The war being ended ? and, what is a task Would trouble Hercules to undertake, I do deny you to myself, to give you, A pure unspotted present, to my rival. I have said : If it distaste not, best of virgins, Reward my temperance with some lawful favour, Though you contemn my person. [Cleora kneels, then pulls off her glove, and offers her hand to Marullo. Timand. See, she kneels ; And seems to call upon the gods to pay The debt she owes your virtue : to perform which, As a sure pledge of friendship, she vouch- safes you Her fair right hand. Mar. I am paid for all my sufferings. Now, when you please, pass to your pri- vate chamber : My love and duty, faithful guards, shall keep you From all disturbance ; and when you are sated With thinking of Leosthenes, as a fee Due to my service, spare one sigh for me. \Exeunt. Cleora makes a low courtesy as she goes off. SCENE III. The same. A Room in Cleon's House. Enter Gracculo, leading Asotus in an apes habit, with a chain about his neck ; Zan- thia in Corisca's clothes, she bearing up her train. Grac. Come on, sir. Asot. Oh ! Grac. Do you grumble? you were ever A brainless ass ; but if this hold, I'll teach you To come aloft and do tricks' like an ape. Your morning's lesson : if you miss Asot. O no, sir. Grac. What for the Carthaginians? [Asotus makes moppet.'] A good_beast. your lor " Exceeding well. What for ourself, yo'ur lord? [Dances.'] There's your reward. [Gives him an apple .] Not kiss your paw ! So, so, so. Zant. Was ever lady, the first day of her honour, So waited on by a wrinkled crone? She looks no\v, Without her painting, curling, and perfumes, Like the last day of January ; and stinks worse Than a hot brache in the dogdays. Further off! So stand there like an image ; if you stir, Till, with a quarter of a look, I call you, You know what follows. Coris. O, what am I fallen to ! But 'tis a punishment for my lust and pride, Justly return'd upon me. Grac. How dost thou like Thy ladyship, Zanthia? Zant. Very well ; and bear it With as much state as your lordship. Grac. Give me thy hand : Let us, like conquering Romans, walk in triumph, Our captives following ; then mount our tribunals, And make the slaves our footstools. Zant. Fine, by Jove ! Are your hands clean, minion? Coris. Yes, forsooth. Zant. Fall off then. So ! now come on ; and having made your three duties Down, I say are you stiff in the hams? now kneel, And tie our shoe : now kiss it, and be happy, Grac. This is state, indeed ! Zant. It is such as she taught me ; A tickling itch of greatness, your proud ladies Expect from their poor waiters : we have changed parts ; She does what she forced me to do in her reign, And I must practise it in mine. Grac. 'Tis justice : ! here come more. Enter Cimbrio, Cleon, Poliphron, and Olympia. Cimb. Discover to a drachma, Or I will famish thee. Cleon. O ! I am pined already. Cimb. Hunger shall force thee to cut off the brawns From thy arms and thighs, then broil them on the coals For carbonadoes. Poliph. Spare the old jade, he's founder'd, Grac. Cut his throat then, And hang him out for a scarecrow. Poliph. You have all your wishes In your revenge, and I have mine. You sea 1 use no tyranny : when I was her slave, She kept me as a sinner, to lie at her back In f rosi y n ights, and fed me I .igh with dainties, Which 'still she had in her belly again urc morning ; And in requital of those courtesies, THE BONDMAN. Having made one another free, we are mar- ried : And, if you wish us joy, join with us in A dance at our wedding. Grac. Agreed ; for f have thought of A most triumphant one, which shall express We are lords, and these our slaves. Poliph. But we shall want A woman. Grac. No, here's Jane-of-apes shall serve; Carry your body swimming. Where's the music? Poliph. \ have placed it in yon window. Grac. Begin then sprightly. [Music, and then a dance. Enter Marullo behind. Poliph. Well done on all sides ! I have prepared a banquet ; ! Let's drink and cool us. Grac. A good motion. Cimb. Wait here ; You have been tired with feasting, learn to fast now. Grac. I'll have an apple for jack, and may be some scraps May fall to your share. {Exeunt Grac. Zant Cimb. Poliph. and Olymp. Coris. Whom can we accuse But ourselves, for what we suffer? Thou art just, Thou all-creating Power ! and misery Instructs me now, that yesterday acknow- ledged No deity beyond my lust and pride, There is a heaven above us, that looks down With the eyes of justice, upon such as number Those blesdngs freely given, in the accompt Of their poor merits : else it could not be, Now miserable I, to please whose palate The elements were ransack'd, yet complain'd Of nature, as not liberal enough In her provision of rarities . To sooth my taste, and pamper my proud flesh, Should wish in vain for bread. Cleon. Yes, I do wish too, '. For what I fed my dogs with. Cons. I, that forgot I was made of flesh and blood, and thought the silk Spun by the diligent worm out of their entrails, Too coarse to clothe me, and the softest down Too hard to sleep on ; that disdain'd to look On virtue being in rags, thatstopp'd my nose At those that did not use adulterate arts To better nature ; that from those that served me Expected adoration, am made justly The scorn of my own bondwoman. Asot. I am punish 'd, For seeking to cuckold mine own natural father : Had I been gelded then, or used myself Like a man, I had not been transform'd, and forced To play an overgrown ape. Cleon. I know I cannot Last long, that's all my comfort. Come, I forgive both : 'Tis in vain to be angry ; let us, therefore, Lament together like friends. Afar. What a true mirror Were this sad spectacle for secure greatness ! Here they, that never see themselves, but in The glass of servile flattery, might behold The weak foundation upon which they build Their trust in human frailty. Happy are ; those, That knowing, in their births, they are sub- ject to Uncertain change, are still prepared, and arm'd For either fortune : a rare principle, And with much labour, learn'd in wisdom's j school ! For, as these bondmen, by their actions, shew ; That their prosperity, like too large a sail For their small bark of judgment, sinks them | with A fore-right gale of liberty, ere they reach The port they long to touch at : so these wretches, Swollen with the false opinion of their worth, And proud of blessings left them, not ac- quired ; That did believe they could with giant arms Fathom the earth, and were above their fates, Those borrow'd helps, that did support them, vanish'd, Fall of themselves, and by unmanly suffering, Betray their proper weakness, and make known Their boasted greatness was lent, not their own. Cleon. O for some meat ! they sit long. Coris. We forgot, When we drew out intemperate feasts till midnight ; Their hunger was not thought on, nor their watchings ; Nor did we hold ourselves served to the height, But when we did exact and force their duties Beyond their strength and power. THE BONDMAN. 117 Asot. We pay for 't now : I now could be content to have my head Broke with a rib of beef, or, for a coffin, Be buried in the dripping-pan. Re-enter Poliphron, Cimbrio, Gracculo, Zanthia, and Olympia, drunk and quar- relling. Cimb. Do not hold me : Not kiss the bride ! Poliph. No, sir. Cimb. She's common good, And so we'll use her. Grac. We'll have nothing private. Mar. \coming fonvard.^ Hold 1 Zant. Here's Marullo. Olymp. He's your chief. Cimb. We are equals ; I will know no obedience. Grac. Nor superior^ Nay, if you are lion drunk, I will make one ; For lightly ever he that parts the fray, Goes away with the blows. Mar. Art Ihou mad too ? No more, as you respect me. Poliph. I obey, sir. Mar. Quarrel among yourselves ! Cimb. Yes, in our wine, sir, And for our wenches. Grac, How could we be lords else ? Mar. Take heed; I've news will cool this heat, and make you Remember what you were. Cimb. How ! Mar. Send off these, And then I'll tell you. [Zanthia beats Corisca. Olymp. This is tyranny, Now she offends not. Zant. 'Tis for exercise, And to help digestion. What is she good for else ? To me, it was her language. Mar. Lead her off. And take heed, madam minx, the wheel may turn. Go to your meat, and rest ; and from this hour Remember, he that is a lord to-day, May be a slave to-morrow. Clean. Good morality ! [Exeunt Cleon, Asot. Zant. Olymp. and Coris. Cimb. But what would you impart ? Mar. What must invite you To stand upon your guard, and leave your feasting ; Or but imagine what it is to be Most miserable, and rest assured you are so. Our masters are victorious. All. How! Mar. Within A day's march of the city, flesh'd with spoil, And proud of conquest ; the armado sunk, 1 he Carthaginian admiral, hand to hand, Slain by Leosthenes. Cimb. I feel the whip Upon my back already. Grac. Every man Seek a convenient tree, and hang himself. Poliph. Better die once, than live an age to suffer New tortures every hour. Cimb. Say, we submit, And yield us to their mercy ? Mar. Can you flatter Yourselves with such false hopes ? Or dare you think That your imperious lords, that never fail'd To punish with severity petty slips In your neglect of labour, may be won To pardon those licentious outrages Which noble enemies forbear to practise Upon the conquer'd? What have yott omitted, That may call on their just revenge with horror, And studied cruelty ? we have gone too far To think now of retiring ; in our courage, And daring, lies our safety : if you are not Slaves in your abject minds, as in your fortunes. Since to die is the worst, better expose Our naked breasts to their keen swords, and sell Our lives with the most advantage, than to trust In a forestall'd remission, or yield up Our bodies to the furnace of their fury, Thrice heated with revenge. Grac. You led us on. Cimb. And 'tis but justice you should bring us off. Grac. And we expect it. Mar. Hear then, and obey me ; And I will either save you, or fall with you. Man the walls strongly, and make good the ports ; Boldly deny their entrance, and rip up Your grievances, and what compell'd you to This desperate course : if they disdain to hear Of composition, we have in our powers Their aged fathers, children, and their wives, Who, to preserve themselves, must willingly Make intercession for us. Tis not time now To talk, but do : a glorious end, or freedom, THE BONDMAN. Is now proposed us ; stand resolved for either, And, like good fellows, live or die together. [Exeunt. SCENE IV. The Country near Syracuse. The Camp 0/Timoleon. Enter Leosthenes and Timagoras. Timag. lam so far from envy, I am proud You have outstripp'd me in the race of honour. O 'twas a glorious day, and bravely won ! Your bold performance gave such lustre to Timoleon's wise directions, as the army Rests doubtful, to whom they stand most engaged For their so great success. Least. The gods first honour 'd, The glory be the general's ; 'tis far from me To be his rival. Timag. You abuse your fortune, To entertain her choice and gracious favours With a contracted brow ; plumed Victory Is truly painted with a cheerful look, Equally distant from proud insolence, And base dejection. Least. O, Timagoras, You only are acquainted with the cause That loads my sad heart with a hill of lead ; Whose ponderous weight, neither my new- got honour, Assisted by the general applause The soldier crowns it with, nor all war's glories, Can lessen or remove : and, would you please, With fit consideration, to remember How much I wrong'd Cleora's innocence With my rash doubts ; and what a grievous penance She did impose upon her tender sweetness, To pluck away the vulture, jealousy, That fed upon my liver ; you cannot blame me, But call it a fit justice on myself, Though I resolve to be a stranger to The thought of mirth or pleasure. Tima$. You have redeem'd The forfeit of your fault with such a ransom Of honourable action, as my sister Must of necessity confess her sufferings, Weigh 'd down by your fair merits ; and, when she views you, Like a triumphant conqueror, carried through The streets of Syracusa, the glad people Pressing to meet you, and the senators Contending who shall heap most honours on you ; The oxen, crown'd with garlands, led before you, Appointed for the sacrifice ; and the altars Smoaking with thankful incense to the gods : The soldiers chanting loud hymns to your praise, The windows fill'd with matrons and with virgins, Throwing upon your head, as you pass by, The choicest flowers, and silently invoking The queen of love, with their particular vows, To be thought worthy of you ; can Cleora (Though, in the glass of self-love, she behold Her best deserts) but with all joy acknow- ledge, What she endured was but a noble trial You made of her affection ? and her anger, Rising from your too amorous cares, soon drench 'd In Lethe, and forgotten. Least. If those glories You so set forth were mine, they might plead for me ; But I can lay no claim to the least honour Which you, with foul injustice, ravish from her. Her beauty in me wrought a miracle, Taught me to aim at things beyond my power, Which her perfections purchased, and gave to me From her free bounties ; she inspired me with That valour which I dare not call mine own ; And, from the fair reflexion of her mind, My soul received the sparkling beams of courage. She, from the magazine of her proper good- ness, Stock'd me with virtuous purposes ; sent me forth To trade for honour ; and, she being the owner Of the bark of my adventures, I must yield her A just account of all, as fits a factor. And, howsoever others think me happy, And cry aloud, I have made a prosperous voyage ; One frown of her dislike at my return. Which, as a punishment for my fault, I look for, Strikes dead all comfort. Timag. Tush ! these fears are needless ; She cannot, must not, shall not, be so cruel. A free confession of a fault wins pardon, But, being seconded by desert, commands it. The general is your own, and, sure, my father Repents his harshness ; for myself, I am Ever your creature. One day shall be happy In your triumph, and your marriage. THE BONDMAN. 119 Least. May it prove so, With her consent and pardon. Timag. Ever touching On that harsh string ! She is your own, and you Without disturbance seize on what's your due. \Exeunt. ACT IV. SCENE I. Syracuse. A Room in Archidamus's House. Enter Marullo and Timandra. Mar. She has her health, then? Timand. Yes, sir ; and as often As I speak of you, lends attentive ear To all that I deliver ; nor seems tired, Though I dwell long on the relation of Your sufferings for her, heaping praise on praise On your unequall'd temperance, and com- mand You hold o'er your affections. Mar. To my wish : Have you acquainted her with the defeature Of the Carthaginians, and with what ho- nours Leosthenes comes crown 'd home with ? Timand. With all care. Alar. And how does she receive it ? . Timand. As I guess, With a seeming kind of joy ; but yet ap- pears not Transported, or proud of his happy fortune. But when I tell her of the certain ruin You must encounter with at their arrival In Syracusa, and that death, with torments, Mustfallupon you, which you yet repent not, Esteeming it a glorious martyrdom, And a reward of pure unspotted love, Preserved in the white robe of innocence, Though she were in your power ; and, still spurr'd on By insolent lust, you rather chose to suffer The fruit untasted, for whose glad possession You have call'd on the fury of your lord, Than that she should be grieved, or tainted in Her reputation Mar. Doth it work compunction ? Pities she my misfortune ? Timand. She express 'd All signs of sorrow which, her vow observed, Could witness a grieved heart. At the first hearing, She fell upon her face, rent her fair hair, Her hands held up to heaven, and vented sighs, In which she silently seemed to complain Of heaven's injustice. Mar. Tis enough : wait carefully, And, on all watched occasions, continue Speech and discourse of me : 'tis time must work her. Timand. I'll not be wanting, but still strive to serve you. {Exit. Enter Poliphron. Mar. Now, Poliphron, the news? Poliph. The conquering army Is within ken. Mar. How brook the slaves the object ? Poliph. Cheerfully yet ; they do refuse no labour, And seem to scoff at danger ; 'tis your presence That must confirm them : with a full consent You are chosen to relate the tyranny Of our proud masters ; and what you sub- scribe to, They gladly will allow of, or hold out To the last man. Mar. I'll instantly among them. If we prove constant to ourselves, good fortune Will not, I hope, forsake us. Poliph. 'Tis our best refuge. [Exeunt. SCENE II. Before the Walls of Syracuse. Enter Timoleon, Archidamus, Diphilus, Leosthenes, Timagoras, and Soldiers. Timol. Thusfarwearereturn'd victorious ; crown'd With wreaths triumphant, (famine, blood, and death, Banish'd your peaceful confines,) and bring home Security and peace. . 'Tis therefore fit That such as boldly stood the shock of war, And with the dear expense of sweat and blood Have purchased honour, should with plea- sure reap The harvest of their toil : and we stand bound, Out of the first file of the best deservers, (Though all must be considered to their merits, ) To think of you, Leosthenes, that stand, And worthily, most dear in our esteem, For your heroic valour. Arch id. When I look on The labour of so many men and ages, This well-built city, not long since design'd To spoil and rapine, by the favour of Th'j gods, and you, their ministers, pre- served, THE BONDMAN. I cannot, in my height of joy, but offer These tears for a glad sacrifice. Diph. Sleep the citizens ? Or are they overwhelm'd with the excess Of comfort that flows to them? Leost. We receive A silent entertainment. Timag. I long since Expected that the virgins and the matrons, The old men striving with their age, the priests, Carrying the images of their gods before them, Should have met us with procession. Ha ! the gates Are shut against us ! Archid. And, upon the walls, Arm'd men seem to defy us ! Enter above, on the Walls, Marullo, Poli- phron, Cimbrio, Gracculo, and other Slaves. Diph. I should know These faces : they are our slaves. Timag. The mystery, rascals ! Open the ports, and play not with an anger That will consume you. Timol. This is above wonder. Archid. Our bondmen stand against us ! Grac. Some such things We were in man's remembrance. The slaves are turn'd Lords of the town, or so nay, be not angry : Perhaps, upon good terms, giving security You will be quiet men, we may allow you Some lodgings in our garrets or outhouses : Your great looks cannot carry it. Cimb. The truth is, We've been bold with your wives, toy'd with your daughters Leost. O my prophetic soul ! Grac. Rifled your chests, Been busy with your wardrobes. Timag. Can we endure this ? Leost. O my Cleora ! Grac. A caudle for the gentleman ; He'll die o' the pip else. Timag. Scorn'd too ! are you ttirn'd stone? Hold parley with our bondmen ! force our entrance, Then, villains, expect Timol. Hold ! You wear men's shapes, And if, like men, you have reason, shew a cause That leads you to this desperate course, which must end In your destruction. Grac. That, as please the Fates ; But we vouchsafe Speak, captain. Timag. Hell and furies ! Archid. Bay'd by our own curs ! Cimb. Take heed you be not worried. Poliph. We are sharp set. Cimb. And sudden. Mar. Briefly thus, then, Since I must speak for all Your tyranny Drew us from our obedience. Happy tliose times When lords were styled fathers of families, And not imperious masters ! when they number'd Their servants almost equal with their sons. Or one degree beneath them! when their labours Were cherish'd and rewarded, and a period Set to their sufferings ; when they did not press Their duties or their wills, beyond the power And strength of their performance ! all things order'd With such decorum, as wise lawmakers, From each well-govern'd private house de- rived The perfect model of a commonwealth. Humanity then lodged in the hearts of men. And thankful masters carefully provided For creatures wanting reason. The noble horse, That, in his fiery youth, from his wide nostrils Neigh'd courage to his rider, and brake through Groves of opposed pikes, bearing his lord Safe to triumphant victory ; old or wounded, Was set at liberty, and freed from service. The Athenian mules, that from the quarry drew Marble, hew'd for the temples of the gods, Thegreat work ended, were dismiss'd, and fed At the public cost ; nay, faithful dogs have found Their sepulchres ; but man, to man more cruel, Appoints no end] to the sufferings of his slave ; Since pride stepp'd in and riot, and o'erturn'd This goodly frame of concord, teaching- masters To glory in the abuse of such as are Brought under their command ; who, grown unuseful, Are less esteem 'd than beasts. This you have practised, Practised on us with rigour ; this hath forced us To shake our heavy yokes off ; and, if redress Of these just grievances be not granted us, THE BONDMAN. ! We'll right ourselves, and by strong hand defend What we are now possess'd of. Grot. And not leave One house unfired. Ci nib. Or throat uncut of those i We have in our power. Poliph. Nor will we fall alone ; You shall buy us dearly. Timag. O the gods ! Unheard-of insolence ! Timol. What are your demands ? Mar. A general pardon first, for all offences Committed in your absence. Liberty , To all such as desire to make return ! Into their countries ; and, to those that stay, ; A competence of land freely allotted To each man's proper use, no lord acknow- ledged : Lastly, with your consent, to choose them wives Out of your families. Timag. Let the city sink first. Least. And ruin seize on all, ere we sub- scribe To such conditions. Archid. Carthage, though victorious, Could not have torced more from us. Least. Scale the walls ; j Capitulate after. 7 imol. He that wins the top first, Shall wear a mural wreath. {Exeunt. Mar. Each to his place. [Flourish and alarms. Or death or victory ! Charge them home, and fear not. [Exeunt Marullo and Slaves. Re-enter Timoleon, Archidamus, and Senators. Timol. We wrong ourselves, and we are justly punish'd, To deal with bondmen, as if we encounter'd An equal enemy. Archid. They fight like devils ; And run upon our swords, as if their breasts Were proof beyond their armour. Re-enter Leosthenes and Timagoras. Timag. Make a firm stand. The slaves, not satisfied they have beat us off, Prepare to sally forth. Timol. They are wild beasts, And to be tamed by policy. Each man take A tough whip in his hand, such as you used To punish them with, as masters : in your looks Carry severity and awe ; 'twill fright them More than your weapons. Savage lions fly from The sight of fire ; and these, that have forgot That duty you ne'er taught them with your swords, When, unexpected, they behold those terrors Advanced aloft, that they were made to- shake at, 'Twill force them to remember what they are,. And stoop to due obedience. Archid. Here they come. Enter, from the City, Cimbrio, Gracculo, and other Slaves. Cimb. Leave not a man alive ; a wound's- but a flea-biting, To what we suffer'd, being slaves. Grac. O, my heart ! Cimbrio, what do we see? the whip ! our~ masters ! Timag. Dare you rebel, slaves ! {The Senators shake their whips, the Slaves throw away their weapons, . and run off. Cimb. Mercy ! mercy ! where Shall we hide us from their fury ? Grac. Fly, they follow. O, we shall be tormented ! Timol. Enter with them, But yet forbear to kill them : still remember They are part of your wealth ; and being.! disarm 'd, There is no danger. Archid. Let us first deliver Such as they have in fetters, and at leisure i Determine of their punishment. Least. Friend, to you I leave the disposition of what's mine : I cannot think I am safe without your sister, She is only worth my thought ; and, till I see What she has suffer'd, I am on the rack, And Furies my tormentors. [Exeunt. SCENE III. Syracuse. A Room in Archidamus's House. Enter Marullo and Timandra. Mar. I know I am pursued ; nor would I fly Although the ports were open, and a convoy , Ready to bring me off: the baseness of These villains, from the pride of all my hopes, Hath thrown me to the bottomless abyss Of horror and despair : had they stood firm, I could have bought Cleora's free consent With the safety of her father's life, and. brother's ; And forced Leosthenes to quit his claim, And kneel a suitor for me. Titnand. You must not think THE BONDMAN. "What might have been, but what must now be practised, And suddenly resolve. Mar. All my poor fortunes Are at the stake, and I must run the hazard. Unseen, convey me to Cleora's chamber ; For in her sight, if it were possible, I would be apprehended : do not enquire The reason why, but help me. [Knocking within. Timand. Make haste, one knocks. [Exit Marullo. Jove turn all to the best ! Enter Leosthenes. You are welcome, sir. Leost. Thou giv'st it in a heavy tone. Timand. Alas ! sir, We have so long fed on the bread of sorrow, Drinking the bitter water of afflictions, Made loathsome too by our continued fears, Comfort's a stranger to us. Leost. Fears ! your sufferings : I For which I am so overgone with grief, I dare not ask, without compassionate tears, The villain's name that robbed thee of thy honour : ! For being train'd up in chastity's cold school, ! And taught by such a mistress as Cleora, j "Twere impious in me to think Timandra I Fell with her own consent. Timand. How mean you, fell, sir ? ' I understand you not. Leost. I would thou did'st not, ; Or that I could not read upon thy face, i In blushing characters, the story of Libidinous rape : confess it, for you stand not I Accountable for a sin, against whose strength i Your o'ermatched innocence could make no resistance ; I Under which odds, I know, Cleora fell too, ' Heaven's help in vain invoked ; the amazed sun i Hiding his face behind a mask of clouds, Nor daring to look on it ! In her sufferings All sorrow's comprehended : what Timandra, Or the city, has endured, her loss consider'd, Deserves not to be named. Timand. Pray you, do not bring, sir, In the chimeras of your jealous fears, New monsters to affright us. Leost. O, Timandra, That I had faith enough but to believe thee ! I should receive it with a joy beyond Assurance of Elysian shades hereafter, Or all the blessings, in this life, a mother Could wish her children crown'd with but I must not -Credit impossibilities ; yet I strive To find out that whose knowledge is a curse, And ignorance a blessing. Come, discover What kind of look he had that forced thy lady, (Thy ravisher I will enquire at leisure,) That when, hereafter, I behold a stranger, But near to him in aspect, I may conclude, ; Though men and angels should proclaim him honest, He is a hell bred villain. Timand. You are unworthy To know she is preserved, preserved, un- tainted : Sorrow, but ill bestow'd, hath only made A rape upon her comforts in your absence. Come forth, dear madam. [Ltadsin Cleora. Leost. Ha! [Kneels. Timand. Nay, she deserves The bending of your heart ; that, to content you, Has kept a vow, the breach of which a Vestal, Though the infringing it had call'd upon her A living funeral, must of force have shrunk at. No danger could compel her to dispense . with Her cruel penance, though hot lust came arm'd To seize upon her ; when one look or accent Might have redeem *d her. Leost. Might ! O. do not shew me A beam of comfort, and straight take it from me. The means by which she was freed ? speak, O speak quickly ; Each minute of delay's an age of torment ; speak, Timandra. Timand. Free her from her oath ; Herself can best deliver it. Leost. O blest office ! [Unbinds her eyes. Never did galley-slave shake off his chains, Or look'd on his redemption from the oar, With such true feeling of delight, as now 1 find myself possess'd of. Now I behold True light indeed ; for, since these fairest stars, Cover 'd with clouds of your determinate will, Denied their influence to my optic sense, The splendour of the sun appear 'd to me But as some little glimpse of his bright beams Convey'd into a dungeon, to remember The dark inhabitants there, how much they wanted. Open these long shut lips, and strike mine ears With music more harmonious than the spheres Yield in their heavenly motions : and if ever ; A true submission for a crime acknowledged, May find a gracious hearing, teach your tongue, THE BONDMAN. 123 In the first sweet articulate sounds it utters, To sign my wish'd-for pardon. Cleo. I forgive you. Leost. How greedily I receive this ! Stay, best lady, And let me by degrees ascend the height Of human happiness ! all at once deliver'd, The torrent of my joys will overwhelm me: So ! now a little more ; and pray excuse me, If, like a wanton epicure, I desire The pleasant taste these cates of comfort yield me, Should not too soon be swallow'd. Have you not, By your unspotted truth I do conjure you To answer truly, suffer 'd in your honour, By force, I mean, for in your will I free you, Since I left Syracusa ? Cleo. I restore This kiss, so help me goodness ! which I borrow'd, When I last saw you. Leost. Miracle of virtue ! One pause more, I beseech you: I am like A man whose vital spirits consumed and wasted With a long and tedious fever, unto whom Too much of a strong cordial, at once taken, Brings death, and not restores him. Yet I cannot Fix here ; but must enquire the man to whom I stand indebted for a benefit, Which to requite at full, though in this hand I grasp all sceptres the world's empire bows to, Would leave me a poor bankrupt. Name him, lady; If of a mean estate, I'll gladly part with My utmost fortunes to him ; but if noble, In thankful duty study how to serve him ; Or if of higher rank, erect him altars, And as a god adore him. Cleo. If that goodness, And noble temperance, the queen of virtues, Bridling rebellious passions, to whose sway, Such as have conquered nations have lived slaves, Did ever wing great minds to fly to heaven, He, that preserved mine honour, may hope boldly To fill a seat among the gods, and shake off Our frail corruption. Leost. Forward. Cleo. Or if ever The Powers above did mask in human shapes, To teach mortality, not by cold precepts Forgot as soon as told, but by examples, To imitate their pureness, and draw near To their celestial natures, I believe He's more than man. Leost. You do describe a wonder. Cleo. Which will encrease, when you shall understand He was a lover. Leost. Not yours, lady? Cleo. Yes; Loved me, Leosthenes ; nay, more, so doted, (If e'er affections scorning gross desires May without wrong be styled so,) that he durst not, With an immodest syllable or look, In fear it might take from me, whom he made The object of his better part, discover I was the saint he sued to. Leost. A rare temper ! Cleo. I cannot speak it to the worth : all praise I can bestow upon it will appear Envious detraction. Not to rack you further, Yet make the miracle full, though, of all men, He hated you, Leosthenes, as his rival, So high yet he prized my content, that, knowing You were a man I favour'd, he disdain'd not, Against himself, to serve you Leost. You conceal still The owner of these excellencies. Cleo. 'Tis Marullo, My father's bondman. Leost. Ha, ha, ha ! Cleo. Why do you laugh ? Leost. To hear the labouring mountain of your praise Deliver'd of a mouse. Cleo. The man deserves not This scorn, I can assure you. Leost. Do you call What was his duty, merit ? Cleo. Yes, and place it As high in my esteem, as all the honours Descended from your ancestors, or the glory, Which you may call your own, got in this action, In which, I must confess, you have done nobly ; And I could add, as I desired, but that I fear 'twould make you proud. Leost. Why, lady, can you Be won to give allowance, that your slave Should dare to love you ? Cleo. The immortal gods Accept the meanest altars, that are raised By pure devotions ; and sometimes prefer An ounce of frankincense, honey or milk, Before whole hecatombs, or Sabaean gums, Offer'd in ostentation. Are you sick Of your old disease ? I'll fit you. {Aside. Leost. You seem moved. 124 THE BONDMAN. Clco. Zealous, I grant, in the defence of virtue. Why, good Leosthenes, though I endured A penance for your sake, above example ; I have not so far sold myself, I take it, To be at your devotion, but I may Cherish desert in others, where I find it. How would you tyrannize, if you stood possess'd of That which is only yours in expectation, That now prescribe such hard conditions to me? Least. One kiss, and I am silenced. Cleo. I vouchsafe it ; Yet, I must tell you 'tis a favour that Marullo, when I was his, not mine own, Durst not presume to ask : no ; when the city Bow'd humbly to licentious rapes and lust, And when I was, of men and gods forsaken, Deliver'd to his power, he did not press me To grace him with one look or syllable, Or urged the dispensation of an oath Made for your satisfaction : the poor wretch, Having related only his own sufferings, And kiss'd my hand, which I could not deny him, Defending me from others, never since Solicited my favours. Least. Pray you, end : The story does not please me. Cleo. Well, take heed Of doubts and fears ; for know, Leosthenes, A greater injury cannot be offer'd To innocent chastity, than unjust suspicion. I love Marullo's fair mind, not his person ; Let that secure you. And I here command you, If I have any power in you, to stand Between him and all punishment, and oppose His temperance to his folly ; if you fail No more ; I will not threaten. [Exit. Least. What a bridge Of glass I walk upon, over a river Of certain ruin, mine own weighty fears Cracking what should support me ! and those helps, Which confidence lends to others, are from me Ravish'd by doubts, and wilful jealousy. [Exit. SCENE IV. Another Room in tJie same. Enter Timagoras, Cleon, Asotus, Corisca, and Olympia. Cleon. But are you sure we are safe ? Timag. You need not fear ; They are all under guard, their fangs pared off: The wounds their insolence gave you, to be cured With the balm of your revenge. A sot. And shall I be The thing I was born, my lord ? Timag. The same wise thing. 'Slight, what a beast they have made thee ! Africk never Produced the like. Asot. I think so : nor the land Where apes and monkeys grow, like crabs and walnuts, On the same tree. Not all the catalogue Of conjurers or wise women bound together Could have so soon transform'd me, as my rascal Did with his whip ; for not in outside only, But in my own belief, I thought myself As perfect a baboon Timag. An ass thou wert ever. Asot. And would have given one leg. with all my heart, For good security to have been a man After three lives, or one and twenty years, Though I had died on crutches. Cleon. Never varlets So triumph'd o'er an old fat man : I was famish'd. Timag. Indeed you are fallen away. Asot. Three years of feeding On cullises and jelly, though his cooks Lard all he eats with marrow, or his doctors Pour in his mouth restoratives as he sleeps, Will not recover him. Timag. But your ladyship looks Sad on the matter, as if you had miss'd Your ten-crown amber possets, good to smooth The cutis, as you call it, and prepare you Active, and high, for an afternoon's en- counter With a rough gamester, on your couch. Fie on't ! You . are grown thrifty, smell like other women ; The college of physicians have not sat, As they were used, in counsel, how to fill The crannies in your cheeks, or raise a rampire With mummy, ceruses, or infants' fat, To keep off age and time. Coris. Pray you, forbear ; I am an alter 'd woman. Timag. So it seems ; A part of your honour's ruff stands out of rank too. Coris. No matter, I have other thoughts. THE BONDMAN. Timag. O strange ! Not ten days since it would have vex'd you more Than the loss of your good name : pity, this cure For your proud itch came no sooner ! Marry, Olympia Seems to bear up still. Olymp, I complain not, sir ; I have borne my fortune patiently. Timag. Thou wert ever An excellent bearer ; so is all your tribe, If you may choose your carriage. Enter Leosthenes and Diphilus with a Guard. How now, friend ! Looks our Cleora lovely ? Least. In my thoughts, sir. Timag. But why this guard ? Diph. It is Timoleon's pleasure : The slaves have been examin'd, and confess Their riot took beginning from your house ; And the first mover of them to rebellion, Your slave Marullo. {Exeunt Diph. and Guard. Least. Ha ! I more than fear. 7imag. They may search boldly. Enter Timandra, speaking to the Guard within. Timand. You are unmanner'd grooms, To pry into my lady's private lodgings ; There's no Marullos there. Re-enter Diphilus, and Guard wifft Marullo, Timag, Now I suspect too. Where found you him ? Diph. Close hid in your sister's chamber. Timag. Is that the villain's sanctuary? Least. This confirms All she deliver 'd, false. Timag. But that I scorn To rust my good sword in thy slavish blood, Thou now wert dead. Afar. He's more a slave than fortune Or misery can make me, that insults Upon unweapon'd innocence. Timag. Prate you, dog ! Mar. Curs snap at lions in the toil, whose looks Frighted them, being free. Timag. As a wild beast, Drive him before you. Mar. O divine Cleora ! Least. Dar'st thou presume to name her ? Mar. Yes. and love her ; And may say, have deserved her. Timag. Stop his mouth, Load him with irons too. [Exit Guard with Marullo. Clean. I am deadly sick To look on him. Asot. If he get loose, I know it, I caper like an ape again : I leel The whip already. Timand. This goes to my lady. {Exit. Timag. Come, cheer you, sir ; we'll urge his punishment To the full satisfaction of your anger. Leost. He is not worth my thoughts. No corner left In all the spacious rooms of my vex'd heart, But is fill'd with Cleora : and the rape She has done upon her honour, with my wrong, The heavy burthen of my sorrow's song. {Exeunt. ACT V. SCENE I. The same. A Room in Archidamus's House. Enter Archidamus and Cleora. Archid. Thou art thine own disposer. Were his honours And glories centupled, as I must confess, Leosthenes is most worthy, yet I will not, However I may counsel, force affection. Cleo. It needs not, sir ; I prize him to his worth, Nay, love him truly ; yet would not live slaved To his jealous humours : since, by the hopes of heaven, As I am free from violence, in a thought I am not guilty. Archid. 'Tis believed, Cleora ; And much the rather, our great gods be praised for't ! In that I find, beyond my hopes, no sign Of riot in my house, but all things order'd, As if I had been present. Cleo. May that move you To pity poor Marullo ! Archid. 'Tis my purpose To do him all the good I can, Cleora ; But this offence, being against the state, Must have a public trial. In the mean time, Be careful of yourself, and stand engaged No further to Leosthenes, than you may Come off with honour ; for, being once his wife, You are no more your own, nor mine, but must Resolve to serve, and suffer his commands, 126 THE BONDMAN. And not dispute them : ere it be too late, Consider it duly. I must to the senate. [Exit. Cleo. I am much distracted : in Leos- thenes, I can find nothing justly to accuse, But his excess of love, which I have studied To cure with more than common means ; yet still It grows upon him. And, if I may call My sufferings merit, I stand bound to think on Maruiio's dangers though I save his life, His love is unrewarded : I confess, Both have deserved me ; yet, of force, must be Unjust to one ; such is my destiny. Enter Timandra. How now ! whence flow these tears ? Timand. I have met, madam, An object of such cruelty, as would force A savage to compassion. Cleo. Speak, what is it ? Timand. Men pity beasts of rapine, if o'ermatch'd, Though baited for their pleasure ; but these monsters, Upon a man that can make no resistance, Are senseless in their tyranny. Let it be granted, Marullo is a slave, he's still a man ; A capital offender, yet in justice Not to be tortured, till the judge pronounce His punishment. Cieo. Where is he? Timand. Dragg'd to prison With more than barbarous violence ; spurn'd and spit on By the insulting officers, his hands Pinion'd behind his back ; loaden with fetters : Yet, with a saint-like patience, he still offers His face to their rude buffets. Cleo. O my grieved soul ! By whose command ? Timand. It seems, my lord your brother's, For he's a looker-on : and it takes from Honour 'd Leosthenes, to suffer it, For his respect to you, whose name in vain The grieved wretch loudly calls on. Cleo. By Diana, Tis base in both; and to their teeth I'll tell them That I am wrong'd in't. [Going forth. Timand. What will you do ? Cleo. In person Visit and comfort him. Timand. That will bring fuel To the jealous fires which burn too hot already In lord Leosthenes. Cleo. Let them consume him ! I am mistress of myself. Where cruelty reigns, There dwells nor love, nor honour. {Exit. Timand. So ! it works. Though hitherto I have run a desperate course To serve my brother's purposes, now 'tis fit Enter Leosthenes and Timagoras. I study mine own ends. They come : assist me In these my undertakings, Love's great patron, As my intents are honest ! Least. 'Tis my fault : Distrust of others springs, Timagoras, From diffidence in ourselves : but I will strive, With the assurance of my worth and merits, To kill this monster, jealousy. Timag. 'Tis a guest, In wisdom, never to be entertain'd On trivial probabilities ; but, when He does appear in pregnant proofs, not fashion'd By idle doubts and fears, to be received : They make their own horns that are too secure, As well as such as give them growth and being From mere imagination. Though I prize Cleora's honour equal with mine own, And know what large additions of power This match brings to our family, I prefer Our friendship, and your peace of mind so far Above my own respects, or hers, that if She hold not her true value in the test, 'Tis far from my ambition, for her cure That you should wound yourself. Timand. This argues for me. \Aside. Timag. Why she should be so passionate for a bondman, Falls not in compass of my understanding, But lor some nearer interest : or he raise This mutiny, if he loved her, as, you say, She does confess he did, but to enjoy, By fair or foul play, what he ventured for, To me's a riddle. Least. Pray you, no more ; already I have answered that objection, in my strong Assurance of her virtue. Timav. "\ is unfit then, That I should press it further. Timand. Now I must M.ike in, or all is lost. \Rushes forward dill radcdly. THE BONDMAN. 127 Timag. What \vould Timandra? Least. How wild she looks ! How is it with thy lady ? Timag. Collect thyself, and speak. Timand. As you are noble, Have pity, or love piety. Oh ! Leost. Take breath. Timag. Out with it boldly. Timand. O, the best of ladies, I fear, is gone for ever. Leost. Who, Cleora? Timag. Deliver, how ? 'Sdeath, be a man, sir ! Speak. Timand. Take it then in as many sighs as words, My lady Timag. What of her? Timand. No sooner heard Marullo was imprison'd, but she fell Into a deadly swoon. Timag. But she recover 'd : Say so, or he will sink too ; hold, sir ; fie ! This is unmanly. Timand. Brought again to life, But with much labour, she awhile stood silent, Yet in that interim vented sighs, as if They labour'd, from the prison of her flesh, To give her grieved soul freedom. On the sudden, Transported on the wings of rage and sorrow, She flew out of the house, and, unattended, Entered the common prison. Leost. This confirms What but before I fear'd. Timand There you may find her ; And, if you love her as a sister Timag. Damn her ! Timand. Or you respect her safety as a lover, Procure Marullo's liberty. Timag. Impudence Beyond expression ! Leost. Shall I be a bawd To her lust, and my dishonour ? . Timand. She'll run mad, else, Or do some violent act upon herself : I My lord, her father, sensible of her sufferings, j Labours to gain his freedom. Leost. O, the devil ! Has she bewitch'd him too? Timag. I'll hear no more. ! Come, sir, we'll follow her ; and if no per- suasion I Can make her take again her natural form, Which by lust's powerful spell she hascastoff, 111 is sword shall disenchant her. Leost. O my heart-stiings ! \Exeunt Leosthenes and Timagoras. Timand. I knew 'twould take. Pardon me, fair Cleora, Though I appear a traitress ; which thou wilt do, In pity of my woes, when I make known My lawful claim, and only seek mine own. {.Exit. SCENE II. A Prison. Marullo discovered in chains. Enter Cleora and Gaoler. Cleo. There's for your privacy. Stay, un- bind his hands. Gaol. I dare not, madam. Cleo. I will buy thy danger : Take more gold ; do not trouble me with,' thanks, I do suppose it done. [Exit Gaoler. Mar. My better angel Assumes this shape to comfort me, and wisely ; Since, from the choice of all celestial figures, He could not take a visible form so full Of glorious sweetness. [Kneels. Cleo. Rise. I am flesh and blood, And do partake thy tortures. Mar. Can it be, That charity should persuade you to descend So far from your own height, as to vouchsafe To look upon my sufferings? How I bless My fetters now, and stand engaged to fortune For my captivity no, my freedom, rather ! Forwho dare think that place a prison, which You sanctify with your presence ? or believe. Sorrow has power to use her sting on him, That is in your compassion arm'd, and made Impregnable, though tyranny raise at once All engines to assault him ? Cleo. Indeed virtue, With which you have made evident proofs that you Are strongly fortified, cannot fall, though shaken With the shock of fierce temptations ; but still triumphs In spite of opposition. For myself, I may endeavour to confirm your goodness, (A sure retreat, which never will deceive you,) And with unfeigned tears express my sorrow For what I cannot help. Mar. Do you weep for me I O, save that precious balm for nobler uses : I am unworthy of the smallest drop, Which, in your prodigality of pity, You throw away on me. Ten of these pearls Were a large ransom to redeem a kingdom From a consuming plague, or stop heaven's vengeance, 128 THE BONDMAN. Call'd down by crying sins, though, at that instant, In dreadful flashes falling on the roofs Of bold blasphemers. I am justly punish'd For my intent of violence to such pureness ; And all the torments flesh is sensible of, A soft and gentle penance. Clco. Which is ended In this your free confession. ' Enter Leosthenes and Timagoras behind. Least. What an object i Have I encountered ! Timag. I am blasted too : Yet hear a litle further. Mar. Could I expire now, i These white and innocent hands closing my eyes thus, 'Twere not to die, but in a heavenly dream To be transported, without the help of Charon, To the Elysian shades. You make me bold ; And, but to wish such happiness, I fear, May give offence. Cleo. No ; for believ't, Marullo, You've won so much upon me, that I know not 'That happiness in my gift, but you may challenge. Least. Are you yet satisfied ? Cleo. Nor can you wish But what my vows will second, though it were Your freedom first, and then in me full power To make a second tender of myself, And you receive the present. By this kiss, From me a virgin bounty, I will practise All arts for your deliverance ; and that pur- chased, In what concerns your further aims, I speak it, Do not despair, but hope [Timagoras and Leosthenes come forward. Timag. To have the hangman, When he is married to the cross, in scorn To say Gods give you joy ! Least. But look on me, And be not too indulgent to your folly ; And then, but that grief stops my speech, imagine What language I should use. Cleo. Against thyself : Thy malice cannot reach me. Timag. How? Cleo. No, brother, Though you join in the dialogue to accuse me : What I have done, I'll justify ; and these favours, Which, you presume, will taint me in my honour, Though jealousy use all her eyes to spy out One stain in my behaviour, or envy As many tongues to wound it, shall appear My best perfections. For, to the world, I can in my defence allege such reasons, As my accusers shall stand dumb to hear them ; When in his fetters this man's worth and ! virtues, But truly told, shall shame your boasted glories, Which fortune claims a share in. Timag. The base villain Shall never live to hear it. [Draws his sword. Cleo. Murder ! help ! Through me, you shall pass to him. i Enter Archidamus, Diphilus, and Officers. Archid. What's the matter ? On whom is your sword drawn ? are you a judge? Or else ambitious of the hangman's office, ; Before it bedesign'd you? You are bold, too; Unhand my daughter. Least. She's my valour's prize. Archid. With her consent, not otherwise. You may urge Your title in the court ; if it prove good, Possess her freely. Guard him safely off too. Timag. You'll hear me, sir? Archid. If you have aught to say, Deliver it in public ; all shall find A just judge of Timoleon. Diph. You must Of force now use your patience. {Exeunt all but Timagoras and Leosthenes. Timag. Vengeance rather ! Whirlwinds of rage possess me : you are wrong' d Beyond a Stoic sufferance ; yet you stand As you were rooted. Least. I feel something here, That boldly tells me, all the love and service I pay Cleora is another's due, And therefore cannot prosper. Timag. Melancholy ; Which now you must not yield to. Least. Tis apparent : In fact your sister's innocent, however Changed by her violent will. Timag. If you believe so, Follow the chase still ; and in open court Plead your own interest : we shall find the judge Our friend, I fear not. THE BONDMAN. 129 Least. Something I shall say, But what Timag. Collect yourself as we walk thither [Exeunt SCENE III. T/ie Court of Justice. Enter Timoleon, Archidamus, Cleora, an Officers. Timol. 'Tis wonderous strange ! nor ca it fall within The reach of my belief, a slave should be The owner of a temperance which this age Can hardly parallel in freeborn lords, Or kings proud of their purple. Arch id. 'Tis most true ; And, though at first it did appear a fable, All circumstances meet to give it credit ; Which works so on me, that I am compell'i To be a suitor, not to be denied, He may have equal hearing. Cleo. Sir, you graced me With the title of your mistress ; but my fortun Is so far distant from command, that I Lay by the power you gave me, and plead humbly For the preserver of my fame and honour. And pray you, sir, in charity believe, That, since I had ability of speech, My tongue has been so much inured to truth, I know not how to lie. Timol. I'll rather doubt The oracles of the gods, than question whal Your innocence delivers ; and, as far As justice and mine honour can give way, He shall have favour. Bring him in unbound [Exeunt Officers. And though Leosthenes may challenge from me, ? or his late worthy service, credit to All things he can allege in his own cause, "Vlarullo, so, I think, you call his name, shall find I do reserve one ear for him, Enter Cleon, Asotus, Diphilus, Olympia, and Corisca. "o let in mercy. Sit, and take your places ; "The right of this fair virgin first determined, r our bondmen shall be censured. Cleon. With all rigour, /Ve do expect. Cor is. Temper'd, I say, with mercy. Enter atone door Leosthenes aw^Timagoras; at the other, Officers "with Marullo, and Timandra. Timol. Your hand, Leosthenes : I cannot doubt, 'ou, that have been victorious in the war, Should, in a combat fought with words come off But with assured triumph. Least. My deserts, sir, If, without arrogance, I may style them such, Arm me from doubt and fear. Timol. 'Tis nobly spoken. Nor be thou daunted (howsoe'er thy fortune Has mark'd thee out a slave) to speak thy merits : For virtue, though in rags, may challenge more Than vice, set off with all the trim of greatness. Mar. I had rather fall under so just a judge, Than be acquitted by a man corrupt, And partial in his censure. Archid. Note his language ; It relishes of better breeding than His present state dares promise. Timol. I observe it. Place the fair lady in the midst, that both, Looking with covetous eyes upon the prize They are to plead for, may, from the fair object, Teach Hermes eloquence. Least. Am I fallen so low ? My birth, my honour, and, what's dearest to me, My love, and, witness of my love, my service, 5o undervalued, that I must contend With one, where my excess of glory must Make his o'erthrow a conquest ? Shall my fulness iupply defects in such a thing, that never <.new anything but want and emptiness, Give him a name, and keep it such, from this Jnequal competition ? If my pride, Or any bold assurance of my worth, Has pluck'd this mountain of disgrace upon me, am justly punish 'd, and submit ; but if have been modest, and esteem 'd myself Vlore injured in the tribute of the praise, Vhich no desert of mine, prized by self-love, Lver exacted, may this cause and minute or ever be forgotten ! I dwell long Jpon mine anger, and now turn to you, Jngrateful fair one ; and, since you are such, Tis lawful forme to proclaim myself, Vnd what I have deserved. Cleo. Neglect and scorn rom me, for this proud vaunt. Least. You nourish, lady, our own dishonour in this harsh reply, nd almost prove what some hold of your sex, ou are all made up of passion : for, if reason 130 THE BONDMAN. Or judgment could find entertainment with you, iOr that you would distinguish of the objects 1 You look on, in a true glass, not seduced ! By the false light of your too violent will, ! I should not need to plead for that which you, "With joy, should offer. Is my high birth a blemish ? Or does my wealth, which all the vain ex- pense Of women cannot waste, breed loathing in you? "The honours I can call mine own, thought scandals ? J^m I deform 'd, or, for my father's sins, Mulcted by nature? If you interpret these As crimes, 'tis fit I should yield up myself Most miserably guilty. But, perhaps, <{Which yet I would not credit,) you have seen This gallant pitch the bar, or bear a burthen "Would crack the shoulders of a weaker bondman : Or any other boisterous exercise, -Assuring a strong back to satisfy "Your loose desires, insatiate as the grave. Cleo. You are foul-mouth'd. Archid. Ill-manner 'd too. Least. I speak In the way of supposition, and entreat you, "With all the fervour of a constant lover, "That you would free yourself from these aspersions, Or any imputation black-tongued slander Could throw on your unspotted virgin white- ness : 'To which there is no easier way, than by "Vouchsafing him your favour ; him, to whom, :Next to the general, and the gods and fautors, The country owes her safety. Timag. Are you stupid ? 'Slight, leap into his arms, and there ask pardon Oh ! you expect your slave's reply ; no doubt We shall have a fine oration : I will teach My spaniel to howl in sweeter language, And keep a better method. Archid. You forget The dignity of the place. JDiph. Silence! Timol. [to Marullo.] Speak boldly. Mar. Tis your authority gives me a tongue, I should be dumb else ; and I am secure, -I cannot clothe my thoughts, and just defence, 'in such an abject phrase, but 'twill appear Equal, if not above my low condition. I need no bombast language stolen from such As make nobility from prodigious terms The hearers understand not ; I bring with me Mo wealth to boast of, neither can I number Uncertain fortune's favours with my merits ; [ dare not force affection, or presume To censure her discretion, that looks on me As a weak man, and not her fancy's idol. How I have loved, and how much I have suffer'd, And with what pleasure undergone the burthen Of my ambitious hopes, (in aiming at The glad possession of a happiness, The abstract of all goodness in mankind Can at no part deserve,) with my confession Of mine own wants, is all that can plead for me. But if that pure desires, not blended with Foul thoughts, that, like a river, keeps his course, Retaining still the clearness of the spring From whence it took beginning, may be thought Worthy acceptance ; then I dare rise up, And tell this gay man to his teeth, I never Durst doubt her constancy, that, like a rock, Beats off temptations, as that mocks the fury Of the proud waves ; nor, from my jealous fears, Question that goodness to which, as an altar Of all perfection, he that truly loved Should rather bring a sacrifice of service, Than raze it with the engines of suspicion : Of which, when he can wash an ^Ethiop white, Leosthenes may hope to free himself ; But, till then, never. Timag. Bold, presumptuous villain ! Mar. I will go further, and make good upon him, I' the pride of all his honours, birth, and fortunes, He's more unworthy than myself. Least. Thou liest. Timag. Confute him with a whip, and, the doubt decided, Punish him with a halter. Mar. O the gods ! My ribs, though made of brass, cannot contain My heart, swollen big with rage. The lie ! a whip ! Let fury then disperse these clouds, in v/hich I long have march 'd disguised ; [Throws off his disguise."\ that, when they know THE BONDMAN. Whom they have injured, they may faint with horror Of my revenge, which, wretched men ! expect, As sure as fate, to suffer. Least. Ha ! Pisander ! Timag. 'Tis the bold Theban ! A sot. There's no hope for me then : I thought I should have put in for a share, And borne Cleora from them both ; but now, This stranger looks so terrible, that I dare not So much as look on her. Pisan. Now as myself, Thy equal at thy best, Leosthenes. For you, Timagoras, praise heaven you were born Cleora's brother, 'tis your safest armour. But I lose time, The base lie cast upon me, I thus return : Thou art a perjured man, False, and perfidious, and hast made a tender Of love and service to this lady, when Thy soul, if thou hast any, can bear witness, That thou wert not thine own : for proof of this, Look better on this virgin, and consider, This Persian shape laid by, and she appear- ing In a Greekish dress, such as when first you saw her, If she resemble not Pisander's sister, Onecall'dStatilia? Least. 'Tis the same ! My guilt So chokes my spirits, I cannot deny My falsehood, nor excuse it. Pisan. This is she, To whom thou wert contracted : this the lady, That, when thou wert my prisoner, fairly taken In the Spartan war, that, begg'd thy liberty, And with it gave herself to thee, ungrate- ful ! Statil. No more, sir, I entreat you : I perceive True sorrow in his looks, and a consent To make me reparation in mine honour ; And then I am most happy. Pisan. The wrong done her, Drew me from Thebes, with a full intent to kill thee : But this fair object met me in my fury, And quite disarm 'd me. Being denied to have her, By you, my lord Archidamus, and not able To live far from her ; love, the mistress of All quaint devices, prompted me to treat With a friend of mine, who, as a pirate, sold me For a slave to you, my lord, and crave mv sister, As a present, to Cleora. Timol. Strange meanders ! Pisan. There how I bare myself, needs no relation : But. if so far descending from the height Of my then flourishing fortunes, to the lowest Condition of a man, to have means only To feed my eye with the sight of what I honour 'd ; The dangers too I underwent, the suffer- ings ; The clearness of my interest, may deserve A noble recompense in your lawful favour ; Now 'tis apparent that Leosthenes Can claim no interest in you, you may please To think upon my service. Cleo. Sir, my want Of power to satisfy so great a debt, Makes me accuse my fortune ; but if that, Out of the bounty of your mind, you think A free surrender of myself full payment, I gladly tender it. Archid. With my consent too, All injuries forgotten. Timag. I will study, In my future service, to deserve your favour, And good opinion. Least. Thus I gladly fee This advocate to plead for me. {Kissing Statilia. Pisan. You will find me An easy judge. When I have yielded reasons Of your bondmen's falling off from their obedience, Then after, as you please, determine of me. I found their natures apt to mutiny From your too cruel usage, and made trial How far they might be wrought on ; to in- struct you To look with more prevention and care To what they may hereafter undertake Upon the like occasions. The hurt's little They have committed ; nor was ever cure, But with some pain, effected. I confess, In hope to force a grant of fair Cleora, I urged them to defend the town against you ; Nor had the terror of your whips, but that I was preparing for defence elsewhere, So soon got entrance : In this I am guilty ; Now, as you please, your censure. Timol. Bring them in ; And, though you've given me power, I do entreat 132 THE BONDMAN. Such as have undergone their insolence, It may not be offensive, though I study Pity, more than revenge. Coris. 'Twill best become you. Clean. I must consent. A sot. For me, I'll find a time To be revenged hereafter. Enter Gracculo, Cimbrio, Poliphron, Zan- thia, and the other Slaves, with halters about their necks. Grac. Give me leave ; I'll speak for all. Timol. What canst thou say, to hinder The course of justice ? Grac. Nothing. You may see "We are prepared for hanging, and confess We have deserved it : our most humble suit is, We may not twice be executed. Timol. Twice ! How meanest thou? Grac . At the gallows first, and after in a ballad Sung to some villainous tune. There are ten-groat rhymers About the town, grown fat on these occa- sions. Let but a chapel fall, or a street be fired, A foolish lover hang himself for pure love, Or any such like accident, and, before They are cold in their graves, some dainn'd. ditty's made, Which makes their ghosts walk. Let the state take order For the redress of this abuse, recording 'Twas done by my advice, and, for my part, I'll cut as clean a caper from the ladd'er, As ever merry Greek did. Timol. Yet I think You would shew more activity to delight Your master for a pardon. Grac. O ! I would dance, As I were all air and fire. {Capers. Timol. And ever be Obedient and humble ? Grac. As his spaniel, Though he kick'd me for exercise ; and the like promise for all the rest. Timol. Rise then, you have it. All the Slaves. Timoleon ! Timoleon ! Timol. Cease these clamours. And now, the war being ended to our wishes. And such as went the pilgrimage of love, Happy in full fruition of their hopes, Tis lawful, thanks paid to the Powers divine, To drown our cares in honest mirth and wine. [ExeunL The Renegade. DRAMATIS PERSONS. ACTORS' NAMES. Asambeg, viceroy of Tunis John Blanye. Mustapha, basha c/" Aleppo John Sumner. Vitelli, a Venetian gentleman, disguised as a merchant Mich. Bowyer. Francisco, a Jesuit Wm. Reignalds. Antonio Grimaldi, the RENEGADO Wm. Allen. Carazie, an eunuch Wm. Robins. Gazet, servant to Vitelli Ed. Shakerley. Aga. Capiaga. Janizaries. Master. Boatswain. Sailors. A Gaoler. Turks. Donusa, niece to Amurath Ed. Rogers. Paulina, sister to Vitelli Theo. Bourne. Manto, servant to Donusa, SCENE, Tunis. ACT I. SCENE L A Street near the Bazaar. Enter Vitelli and Gazet. Vitel. You have hired a shop, then ? Gaz. Yes, sir ; and our wares, Though brittle as a maidenhead at sixteen, Are safe unladen ; not a crystal crack'd, Or China dish needs soldering ; our choice pictures, As they came from the workman, without blemish : And I have studied speeches for each piece, And, in a thrifty tone, to sell them off, Will swear by Mahomet and Termagant, That this is mistress to the great duke of Florence, That, niece to old king Pepin, and a third, An Austrian princess by her Roman nose, Howe'er my conscience tells me they are figures Of bawds and common courtezans in Venice. Vitel. You make no scruple of an oath, then? Gaz. Fie, sir ! 'Tis out of my indentures ; I am bound there, To swear for my master's profit, as securely As your intelligencer must for his prince, That sends him forth an honourable spy, To serve his purposes. And, if it be lawful In a Christian shopkeeper to cheat his father, I cannot find but to abuse a Turk In the sale of our commodities, must be thought A meritorious work. Vitel. I wonder, sirrah, What's your religion ? Gaz. Troth, to answer truly, I would not be of one that should command me To feed upon poor John, when I see pheasants And partridges on the table : nor do I like The other, that allows us to eat flesh In Lent, though it be rotten, rather than be Thought superstitious ; as your zealous cobler, And learned botcher, preach at Amsterdam, Over a hotchpotch. I would not be confined In my belief: when all your sects and sectaries Are grown of one opinion, if I like it, I will profess myself, in the mean time, Live I in England, Spain, France, Rome, Geneva, I'm of that country's faith. Vitel. And what in Tunis ? Will you turn Turk here ? Gaz. No : so I should lose A collop of that part my Doll enjoin'd me To bring home as she left it : 'tis her venture, Nor dare I barter that commodity, Without her special warrant. Vitel. You are a knave, sir : 134 THE RENEGADO. Leaving your roguery, think upon my busi- ness, It is no time to fool now. Remember where you are too : though this mart time We are allow'd free trading, and with safety, Temper your tongue, and meddle not with the Turks, Their manners, nor religion. Gas. Take you heed, sir, What colours you wear. Not two hours since, there landed An English pirate's whore, with a green apron, And, as she walked the streets, one of their muftis, We call them priests at Venice, with a razor Cuts it off, petticoat, smock and all, and leaves her As naked as my nail ; the young fry wondering What strange beast it should be. I scaped a scouring My mistress's busk point, of that forbidden colour, Then tied my codpiece ; had I been dis- cover'd, I had been capon'd. Vitel. And had been well served. Haste to the shop, and set my wares in order, I will not long be absent. Gas. Though I strive, sir, To put off melancholy, to which you are ever Too much inclined, it shall not hinder me, With my best care to serve you. [Exit. Enter Francisco. Vitel. I believe thee. O v.-elcome, sir ! stay of my steps in this life, And guide to all my blessed hopes hereafter. What comforts, sir ? Have your endeavours prosper'd ? Have we tired Fortune's malice with our sufferings ? Is she at length, after so many frowns, Pleased to vouchsafe one chee'rful look upon us? Fran. You give too much to fortune and your passions, O'er which a wise man, if religious, triumphs. That name fools worship ; and those tyrants, which We arm against our better part, our reason, May add, but never take from our afflictions. Vitel. Sir, as I am a sinful man, I cannot But like one suffer. Fran. I exact not from you A fortitude insensible of calamity, To which the saints themselves have bow'd and shown They are made of flesh and blood ; all that I challenge, Is manly patience. Will you, that were train'd up In a religious school, where divine maxims Scorning comparison with moral precepts, Were daily taught you, bear your con- stancy's trial, Not like Vitelli, but a village nurse, With curses in your mouth, tears in your eyes? How poorly it shows in you. Vitel. I am school'd, sir, And will hereafter, to my utmost strength, Study to be myself. Fran. So shall you find me Most ready to assist you ; neither have I Slept in your great occasions : since I left you, I have been at the viceroy's court, and press'd, As far as they allow, a Christian entrance ; And something I have learn'd, that may concern The purpose of this journey. Vitel. Dear sir, what is 'it? Fran. By the command of Asambeg, the viceroy, The city swells with barbarous pomp and pride, For the entertainment of stout Mustapha, The basha of Aleppo, who in person Comes to receive the niece of Amurath, The fair Donusa, for his bride. Vitel. I find not How this may profit us. Fran. Pray you, give me leave. Among the rest that wait upon the viceroy, Such as have, under him, command in Tunis, Who, as you've often heard, are all false pirates, I saw the shame of Venice, and the scorn Of all good men, the perjured RENEQAB t Antonio Grimaldi. Vitel. Ha ! his name Is poison to me. Fran. Yet again ? Vitel. I have done, sir. Fran. This debauch'd villain, whom we ever thought (After his impious scorn done, in St. Mark's, To me, as I stood at the holy altar) The thief that ravish'd your fair sister from, you, The virtuous Paulina, not long since, As I am truly given to understand, Sold to the viceroy a fair Christian virgin On whom, maugre his fierce and cruel nature, Asambeg dotes extremely. Vitel. 'Tis my sister : It must be she, my better angel tells me THE RENEGADO. 135 'Tis poor Paulina. Farewell all disguises ! I'll show, in my revenge, that I am noble. Fran. You are not mad? ViteL No, sir ; my virtuous anger Makes every vein an artery ; I feel in me The strength of twenty men ; and, being arm'd With my good cause, to wreak wrong'd innocence, I dare alone run to the viceroy's court, And with this poniard, before his face, Dig out Grimaldi's heart. Fran. Is this religious? ViteL Would you have me tame now? Can I know my sister Mew'd up in his seraglio, and in danger Not alone to lose her honour, but her soul ; The hell-bred villain by too, that has sold both To black destruction, and not haste to send him To the devil, his tutor? To be patient now, Were, in another name, to play the pander To the viceroy's loose embraces, and cry aim ! While he, by force or flattery, compels her To yield her fair name up to his foul lust, And, after, turn apostata to the faith That she was bred in. Fran. Do but give me hearing, And you shall soon grant how ridiculous This childish fury is. A wise man never Attempts impossibilities ; 'tis as easy For any single arm to quell an army, As to effect your wishes. We come hither To learn Paulina's fate, and to redeem her : Leave your revenge to heaven. I oft have told you Of a relic that I gave her, which has power, If we may credit holy men's traditions, To keep the owner free from violence : This on her breast she wears, and does pre- serve The virtue of it, by her daily prayers. So, if she fall not by her own consent, Which it were sin to think, I fear no force. Be, therefore, patient ; keep this borrow'd shape, Till time and opportunity present us With some fit means to see her ; which per- form'd, I'll join with you in any desperate course For her delivery. ViteL You have charm'd me, sir, And I obey in all things : pray you, pardon The weakness of my passion. Fran. And excuse it. Be cheerful, man; for know that good intents Are, in the end, crown'd with as fair events. [Exeunt. SCENE II. A Room in Donusa's Palace* Enter Donusa, Manto, and Carazie. Don. Have you seen the Christian captive, The great basha is so enamour'd of? Mant. Yes, and it please your excellency, I took a full view of her, when she was Presented to him. Don. And is she such a wonder, As 'tis reported? Mant. She was drown'd in tears then, Which took much from her beauty ; yet, ire spite Of sorrow, she appear 'd the mistress of Most rare perfections ; and, though low or stature, Her well-proportion'd limbs invite affection ~ And, when she speaks, each syllable is music That does enchant the hearers : but your highness, That are not to be parallel'd, I yet never- Beheld her equal. Don. Come, you flatter me ; But I forgive it. We, that are born great. Seldom distaste our servants, though they give us More than we can pretend to. I have heard That Christian ladies live with much more freedom Than such as are born here. Our jealous Turks, Never permit their fair wives to be seen, But at the public bagnios, or the mosques, And, even then, veil'd and guarded. Thou,, Carazie, Wert born in England ; what's the custom: there, Among your women? Come, be free and! merry: I am no severe mistress ; nor hast thou met with A heavy bondage. Car. Heavy ! I was made lighter By two stone weight, at least, to be fit to- serve you. But to your question, madam ; women ii> England, For the most part, live like queens. Your country ladies Have liberty to hawk, to hunt, to feast, To give free entertainment to all comers, To talk, to kiss ; there's no such thing known there As an Italian girdle. Your city dame, Without leave, wears the breeches, has her husband At as much command as her 'prentice ; and, if need be, Can make him cuckold by her father's copy. Don. But your court lady ? THE RENEGADO. Car. She, I assure you, madam, Knows nothing but her will ; must be allow'd Her footmen, her caroch, her ushers, pages, Her doctor, chaplains ; and, as I have heard, They're grown of late so learn'd, that they maintain A strange position, which their lords, with all Their wit, cannot confute. Don. What's that, I prithee? Car. Marry, that it is not only fit, but lawful, Your madam there, her much rest and high feeding Duly consider 'd, should, to ease her husband, Be allow'd a private friend : they have drawn a bill To this good purpose, and, the next assem bly, Doubt not to pass it. Don. We enjoy no more, That are o' the Othoman race, though our religion Allows all pleasure. I am dull : some music. Take my chapines off. So, a lusty strain. [A ga Ilia rd. Kn ock ing w ith in . Who knocks there ? [Manto goes to the door, and returns. Mant. 'Tis the basha of Aleppo, Who humbly makes request he may present His service to you. Don. Reach a chair. We must Receive him like ourself, and not depart with One piece of ceremony, state, and greatness, That may beget respect and reverence In one that's born our vassal. Now admit him. Enter Mustapha ; he puts off his yellow pantoflcs. Musta. The place is sacred ; and I am to enter The room where she abides, with such de- votion As pilgrims pay at Mecca, when they visit The tomb of our great prophet. \Kntsls. Don. Rise ; the sign [Carazie takes up the pantojles. That we vouchsafe your presence. Musta. May those Powers That raised the Othoman empire, and still guard it, Reward your highness for this gracious favour You throw upon your servant ! It hath pleased The most invincible, mightiest Amurath, (To speak his other titles would take from him That in himself does comprehend all great- ness,) To make me the unworthy instrument Of his command. Receive, divinest lady, [Delivers a letter. This letter, sign'd by his victorious hand, And made authentic by the imperial seal. There, when you find me mention'd, far be it from you To think it my ambition to presume At such a happiness, which his powerful will, From his great mind's magnificence, not my merit, Hath shower'd upon me. But, if your consent Join with his good opinion and allowance, To perfect what his favours have begun, I shall, in my obsequiousness and duty, Endeavour to prevent all just complaints, Which want of will to serve you may call on me. Don. His sacred majesty writes here, that your valour Against the Persian hath so won upon him, That there's no grace or honour in his gift, Of which he can imagine you unworthy ; And, what's the greatest you can hope, or aim at, It is his pleasure you should be received Into his royal family provided, For so far I am unconfined, that I Affect and like your person. I expect not The ceremony which he uses in Bestowing of his daughters and his nieces : As that he should present you for my slave, To love you, if you pleased me ; or deliver A poniard, on my least dislike, to kill you. Such tyranny and pride agree not with My softer disposition. Let it suffice, For my first answer, that thus far I grace you : [Gives him her hand to kiss. Hereafter, some time spent to make enquiry Of the good parts and faculties of your mind, You shall hear further from me. Musta. Though all torments Really suffer'd, or in hell imagined By curious fiction, in one hour's delay Are wholly comprehended ; I confess That I stand bound in duty, not to check at Whatever you command, or please to impose, For trial of my patience. Don. Let us find Some other subject ; too much of one theme cloys me : Is 't a full mart ? Musta. A confluence of all nations Are met together : there's variety, too, Of all that merchants traffic for. Don. I know not [ feel a virgin's longing to descend So far from my own greatness, as to be. Though not a buyer, yet a looker on Their strange commodities. THE RENEGADO. 137 Musta. If without a train You dare be seen abroad, I'll dismiss mine, And wait upon you as a common man, And satisfy your wishes. Don. I embrace it. Provide my veil ; and, at the postern gate, Convey us out unseen. I trouble you. Musta. It is my happiness you deign to command me. {Exeunt. SCENE III. The Bazar. Gazet in his Shop ; Francisco and Vitelli walking before it. Gaz. What do you lack? Your choice China dishes, your pure Venetian crystal of all sorts, of all neat and new fashions, from the mirror of the madam, to the private utensil of her chambermaid ; and curious pictures of the rarest beauties of Europe : What do you lack, gentlemen ? Fran. Take heed, I say ; howe'er it may appear Impertinent, I must express my love, My advice, and counsel. You are young, Vitelli, And may be tempted ; and these Turkish dames, {Like English mastiffs, that increase their fierceness By being chain'd up,) from the restraint of freedom, If lust once fire their blood from a fair object, Will run a course the fiends themselves would shake at, To enjoy their wanton ends. . Vitel. Sir, you mistake me : I am too full of woe, to entertain One thought of pleasure, though all Europe's queens Kneel'd at my feet, and courted me ; much less To mix with such, whose difference of faith Must, of necessity, (or I must grant Myself neglectful of all you have taught me,) Strangle such base desires. Fran. Be constant in That resolution ; I'll abroad again, And learn, as far as it is possible, What may concern Paulina. Some two hours Shall bring me back. {Exit. Vitel. All blessings wait upon you ! Gaz. Cold doings, sir ? a mart do you call this ? 'slight ! A pudding-wife, or a witch with a thrum cap, That sells ale underground to such as come To know their fortunes in a dead vacation, Have, ten to one, more stirring. Vitel. We must be patient. Gaz. Your seller by retail ought to be angry, But when he's fingering money. Enter Grimaldi, Master, Boatswain, Sailors, and Turks. Vitel. Here are company Defend me, my good angel, {seeing Gri- maldi.] I behold A basilisk ! Gaz. What do you lack? what do you lack? pure China dishes, clear crystal glasses, a dumb mistress to make love to? What do you lack, gentlemen ? Grim. Thy mother for a bawd ; or, if thou hast A handsome one, thy sister for a whore ; Without these, do not tell me of your trash, Or I shall spoil your market. Vitel. Old Grimaldi ! Grim. 'Zounds, wherefore do we put to sea, or stand The raging winds, aloft, or p upon The foamy waves, when they rage most ; deride Thethunderof the enemy 'sshot, board boldly A merchant's ship for prize, though we behold The desperate gunner ready to give fire, And blow the deck up ? wherefore shake we off Those scrupulous rags of charity and con- science, Invented only to keep churchmen warm, Or feed the hungry mouths of famish 'd beggars ; But, when we touch the shore, to wallow in All sensual pleasures ? Mast. Ay, but, noble captain, To spare a little for an after-clap, Were not improvidence. Grim. Hang consideration ! When this is spent, is not our ship the same, Our courage too the same, to fetch in more? The earth, where it is fertilest, returns not More than three harvests, while the glorious sun Posts through the zodiac, and makes up the year: But the sea, which is our mother, (that em- braces Both the rich Indies in her outstretch'd arms, ) Yields every day a crop, if we dare reap it. No, no, my mates, let tradesmen think of thrift, And usurers hoard up ; let our expense Be, as our comings in are, without bounds. We are the Neptunes of the ocean, And such as traffic shall pay sacrifice Of their best lading ; I will have this canvass 138 THE RENEGADO. Your boy wears, lined with tissue, and the cates You taste, serv'd up in gold : Though we carouse The tears of orphans in our Greekish wines, The sighs of undone widows paying for The music bought to cheer us, ravish 'd virgins To slavery sold, for coin to feed our riots, We will have no compunction. Gaz. Do you hear, sir ? We have paid for our ground. Grim. Hum ! Gaz. And hum, too ! For all your big words, get you further off, And hinder not the prospect of our shop, Or Grim. What will you do? Gaz. Nothing, sir but pray Your worship to give me handsel. Grim. {Seizing him.'] By the ears, Thus, sir, by the ears. Mast. Hold, hold ! Vitel. You'll still be prating. Grim. Come, let's be drunk ; then each man to his whore. 'Slight, how do you look ? you had best go find a corner To pray in, and repent : do, do, and cry ; It will shew fine in pirates. {Exit. Mast. We must follow, Or he will spend our shares. Boatsw. I fought for mine. Mast. Nor am I so precise but I can drab too: We will not sit out for our parts. Boatsw. Agreed. [Exeunt Mast. Boatsw. Sailors. Gaz. The devil gnaw off his fingers ! If he were In London, among the clubs, up went his heels, For stri king of a prentice. What do you lack? What do you lack, gentlemen ? 1 Turk. I wonder how the viceroy can endure The insolence of this fellow. 2 Turk. He receives profit From the prizes he brings in ; and that excuses Whatever he commits. Ha 1 what are these? Enter Mustapha -with Donusa -veiled. i Turk. They seem of rank and quality : observe them. Gaz. What do you lack ? see what you please to buy ; Wares of all sorts, most honourable madona. Vitel. Peace, sirrah, make no noise ; these are not people To be jested with. Don. Is this the Christians' custom, In the venting their commodities ? Musta. Yes, best madam. But you may please to keep your way, here's nothing But toys and trifles, not worth your observing. Don. Yes, for variety's sake : pray you, shew us, friend, The chiefest of your wares. Vitel. Your ladyship's servant ; And if, in worth, or title you are more, My ignorance plead my pardon ! Don. He speaks well. Vitel. Take down the looking-glass. Here is a mirror Steel'd so exactly, neither taking from Nor flattering the object it returns To the beholder, that Narcissus might (And never grow enamour'd of himself) View his fair feature in't. Don. Poetical, too ! Vitel. Here China dishes to serve in a banquet, Though the voluptuous Persian sat a guest. Here crystal glasses, such as Ganymede Did fill with nectar to the Thunderer, When he drank to Alcides, and received him In the fellowship of the gods ; true to the owners : Corinthian plate, studded with diamonds, Conceal'd oft deadly poison ; this pure metal So innocent is, and faithful to the mistress Or master that possesses it, that, rather Than hold one drop that's venomous, of itself It flies in pieces, and deludes the traitor. Don. How movingly could this fellow treat upon A worthy subject, that finds such discourse To grace a trifle ! Vitel. Here's a picture, madam ; The master-piece of Michael Angelo, Our great Italian workman ; here's another, So perfect at all parts, that had Pygmalion Seen this, his prayers had been made to Venus To have given it life, and his carved ivory image By poets ne'er remember'd. They are, in- deed, The rarest beauties of the Christian world, And no where to be equall'd. Don. You are partial In the cause of those you favour ; I believe I instantly could show you one, to theirs Not much inferior. Vitel. With your pardon, madam, I am incredulous. Don. Can you match me this ? {Lifts her veil hastily. THE RENEGADO. 139 Vitcl. What wonder look I on ! I'll search above, And suddenly attend you. [Exit. Don. Are you amazed ! I'll bring you to yourself. [Throws down the glasses. Musta. Ha ! what's the matter ? Gaz. My master's ware ! Weare undone! O strange ! A lady to turn roarer, and break glasses ! Tis time to shut up shop then. Musta. You seem moved : If any language of these Christian dogs Have called your anger on, in a frown shew it, And they are dead already. Don. The offence Looks not so far. The foolish, paltry fellow, Shew'd me some trifles, and demanded of me, For what I valued at so many aspers, A thousand ducats. I confess he moved me ; Yet I should wrong myself, should such a beggar Receive least loss from me. Musta. Is it no more? Don. No, I assure you. Bid him bring his bill To-morrow to the palace, and enquire For one Donusa; that word gives him passage Through all the guard : say, there he shall receive Full satisfaction. Now, when you please. Musta. I wait you. \Exeunt Musta. and Don. I Turk. We must not know them. Let's shift off, and vanish. \Exeiint Turks. Gaz. The swine's-pox overtake you! there's a curse For a Turk, that eats no hog's flesh. Re-enter Vitelli. Vitel. Is she gone ? Gaz. Yes : you may see her handywork. Vitel. No matter. Said she aught else ? Gaz. That you should wait upon her, And there receive court payment ; and, to pass The guards, she bids you only say you come To one Donusa. Vitel. How ! Remove the wares ; Do it without reply. The sultan's niece ! I have heard among the Turks, for any lady To shew her face bare, argues love, or speaks Her deadly hatred. What should I fear ? my fortune Is sunk so low, there cannot fall upon me Aught worth my shunning. I will run the hazard : She may be a means to free distress'd Paulina Or, if offended, at the worst, to die Is a full period to calamity. [Exeunt. ACT II. SCENE I. A Room in Donusa's Palace. Enter Carazie and Manto. Car. In the name of wonder, Manto, what hath my lady Done with herself, since yesterday? Mant. I know not. Malicious men report we are all guided In our affections by a wandering planet : But such a sudden change in such a person, May stand for an example, to confirm Their false assertion. Car. She's now pettish, froward ; Music, discourse, observance, tedious to her. Mant. She slept not the last night ; and yet prevented The rising sun, in being up before him : Call'd for a costly bath, then will'dthe rooms Should be perfumed ; ransack'd her cabinets For her choice and richest jewels, and appears now Like Cynthia in full glory, waited on By the fairest of the stars. Car. Can you guess the reason, Why the aga of the janizaries, and he That guards the entrance of the inmost port, Were call'd before her ? Mant. They are both her creatures, And by her grace preferred : but I am ignorant To what purpose they were sent for. Enter Donusa. Car. Here she comes, Full of sad thoughts : we must stand further off. What a frown was that ! Mant. Forbear. Car. I pity her. Don. What magic hath transform'd me from myself? Where is my virgin pride ? how have I lost My boasted freedom? what new fire burns up My scorched entrails ; what unknown desires Invade, and take possession of my soul, All virtuous objects vanish'd ? I, that have stood The shock of fierce temptations, stopp'd mine ears Against all Syren notes lust ever sung, To draw my bark of chastity (that with wonder T40 THE RENEGADO. Hath kept a constant and an honour'd course) Into the gulf of a deserved ill-fame, Now fall unpitied ; and, in a moment, With mine own hands, dig up a grave to bury The monumental heap of all my years, Employ'd in noble actions. O my fate ! But there is no resisting. I obey thee, Imperious god of love, and willingly Put mine own fetters on, to grace thy triumph : 'Twere therefore more than cruelty in thee, To use me like a tyrant. What poor means Must I make use of now ! and flatter such, To whom, till I betray 'd my liberty, One gracious look of mine would have erected An altar to my service ! How now, Manto ! My ever careful woman ; and Carazie, Thou hast been faithful too. Car. I dare not call My life mine own, since it is yours, but gladly Will part with it, whene'er you shall com- mand me ; And think I fall a martyr, so my death May give life to your pleasures. Mant.. But vouchsafe To let me understand what you desire Should be effected ; I will undertake it, And curse myself for cowardice, if I paused To ask the reason why. Don. I am comforted In the tender of your service, but shall be Confirm'd in my full joys, in the perfor- mance. Yet, trust me, I will not impose upon But what you stand engaged for to a mis- tress, Such as I have been to you. All I ask, Is faith and secrecy. Car. Say but you doubt me, And, to secure you, I'll cut out my tongue ; I am libb'd in the breech already. Mant. Do not hinder Yourself, by these delays. Don. Thus then I whisper Mine own shame to you. O that I should blush To speak what I so much desire to do ! And, further [ Whispers, and uses vehement action. Mant. Is this all? Don. Think it not base ; Although I know the office undergoes A coarse construction. Car. Coarse ! 'tis but procuring ; A smock employment, which has made more knights, In a country I could name, than twenty years Of service in the field. Don. You have my ends. Mant. Which say you have arrived at : be not wanting To yourself, and fear not us. Car. I know my burthen ; I'll bear it with delight. Mant. Talk not, but do. [Exeunt Car. and Mant. Don. O love, what poor shifts thou dost force us to ! [Exit. SCENE II. A Court in the same. Enter Aga, Capiaga, and Janizaries. Aga. She was ever our good mistress, and our maker, And should we check at a little hazard for her, We were unthankful. Cap. I dare pawn my head, Tis some disguised minion of the court, Sent from great Amurath, to learn from her The viceroy's actions. Aga. That concerns not us ; His "fall may be our rise : whate'er he be, He passes through my guards. Cap. And mine provided He give the word. Enter Vitelli. Vitel. To faint now, being thus far, Would argue me of cowardice. Aga. Stand : the word ; Or, being a Christian, to press thus far, Forfeits thy life. Vitel. Donusa. Aga. Pass in peace. [Exeunt Aga and Janizaries. Vitel. What a privilege her name bears ! 'Tis wondrous strange ! If the great officer, The guardian of the inner port, deny not Cap. Thy warrant : Speak, or thou art dead. Vitel. Donusa. Cap. That protects thee ; Without fear enter. So : discharge the watch. [Exeunt Vitelli and Capiaga. SCENE III. An outer Room in the same. Enter Carazie and Manto. Car. Though he hath past the aga and chief porter, This cannot be the man. Mant. By her description, I am sure it is. THE RENEGADO. 141 Car. O women, women, What are you ? A great lady dote upon A haberdasher of small wares ! Mant. Pish ! thou hast none. Car. No ; if I had, I might have served the turn : This 'tis to want munition, when a man Should make a breach, and enter. Enter Vitelli. Mant. Sir, you are welcome : Think what 'tis to be happy, and possess it. Car. Perfume the rooms there, and make way. Let music With choice notes entertain the man the princess Now purposes to honour. Vitcl. I am ravish'd. [Exeunt. SCENE IV. A Room of State in the same. A table set forth, with jewels and bags oj money upon it. Loud music. Enter Donusa, {followed Carazie,) and takes her seal. Don. Sing o'er the ditty that I last com- Upon my love-sick passion : suit your voice To the music that's placed yonder, we shall hear you With more delight and pleasure. Car. I obey you. [Song. During the song, enter Manto and Vitelli. Vitel. Is not this Tempe, or the blessed shades, Where innocent spirits reside? or do I dream, And this a heavenly vision ? Howsoever, It is a sight too glorious to behold, For such a wretch as I am. Car. He is daunted. Mant. Speak to him, madam ; cheer him up, or you Destroy what you have built. Car. Would I were furnish 'd With his artillery, and if I stood Gaping as he does, hang me. {Aside. [Exeunt Carazie and Manto. Vitel. That I might Ever dream thus ! [Kneels. Don. Banish amazement : You wake ; your debtor tells you so, your debtor. And, to assure you that I am a substance, And no aerial figure, thus I raise you. Why do you shake ? my soft touch brings no ague ; No biting frost is in this palm ; nor are My looks like to the Gorgon's head, that turn Men into statues ; rather they have power, Or I have been abused, where they bestow Their influence, (let me prove it truth in you, To give to dead men motion. Vitel. Can this be ? May I believe my senses ? Dare I think I have a memory, or that you are That excellent creature that of late disdain'd not To look on my poor trifles ? Don. I am she. Vitel. The owner of that blessed name, Donusa, Which, like a potent charm, although pro- nounced By my profane, but much unworthier, tongue, Hath brought me safe to this forbidden place, Where Christian ne'er yet trod ? Don. I am the same. Vitel. And to what end, great lady par- don me, That I presume to ask, did your command Command me hither? Or what am I, to- whom You should vouchsafe your favours ; nay, your angers ? If any wild or uncollected speech, Offensively deliver'd, or my doubt Of your unknown perfections, have displeased you, You wrong your indignation to pronounce, Yourself, my sentence : to have seen you only r And to have touch'd that fortune-making hand, Will with delight weigh down all tortures, that A flinty hangman's rage could execute, Or rigid tyranny command with pleasure. Don. How the abundance of good flowing to thee, Is wronged in this simplicity ! and these bounties, Which all our Eastern kings have kneeled in vain for, Do, by thy ignorance, or wilful fear, Meet with a false construction ! Christian, know, For till thou art mine by a nearer name, That title, though abhorr'd here, takes not from Thy entertainment) that 'tis not the fashion Among the greatest and the fairest dames This Turkish empire gladly owes and bows to, To punish where there's no offence, or nourish Displeasures against those, without whose mercy They part with all felicity. Prithee, be wise, 142 THE RENEGADO. And gently understand me ; do not force her, That ne'er knew aught but to command, nor e'er read The elements of affection, but from such As gladly sued to her, in the infancy Of her new-born desires, to be at once Importunate and immodest. ViteL Did I know, Great lady, your commands ; or, to what purpose This personated passion tends, (since 'twere A crime in me deserving death, to think It is your own,) I should, to make you sport, Take any shape you please t'impose upon me; And with joy strive to serve you. Don. Sport ! thou art cruel, Ir that thou canst interpret my descent From my high birth and greatness, but to be A part, in which I truly act myself : And I must hold thee for a dull spectator, If it stir not affection, and invite Compassion for my sufferings. Be thou taught By my example, to make satisfaction For wrongs unjustly offer'd. Willingly I do confess my fault ; I injured thee In some poor petty trifles ; thus I pay for The trespass I did to thee. Here receive These bags, stuff'd full of our imperial coin ; Or, if this payment be too light, take here These gems/ for which the slavish Indian dives To the bottom of the main : or, if thou scorn These as base dross, which take but common minds, But fancy any honour in my gift, Which is unbounded as the sultan's power, And be possest of it. ViteL I am overwhelm'd With the weight of happiness you throw upon me : Nor can it fall in my imagination, What wrong you e'er have done me ; and much less How, like a royal merchant, to return Your great magnificence. Don. They are degrees, Not ends, of my intended favours to thee. These seeds of bounty I yet scatter on .A glebe I have not tried: '-but, be thou thankful ; 'The harvest is to come. ViteL What can be added To that which I already have received, I cannot comprehend. Don. The tender of Myself. Why dost thou start ? and in that gift, Full restitution of that virgin freedom Which thou hast robb'd me of. Yet, I profess, I so far prize the lovely thief that stole it, That, were it possible thou couldst restore What thou unwittingly hast ravish'dfrom me, I should refuse the present. ViteL How I shake In my constant resolution ! and my flesh, Rebellious to my better part, now tells me, As if it were a strong defence of frailty, A hermit in a desert, trench'd with prayers, Could not resist this battery. Don. Thou an Italian, Nay more, I know't, a natural Venetian, Such as are courtiers born to please fair ladies, Yet come thus slowly on ! ViteL Excuse me, madam : What imputation soe'er the world Is pleased to lay upon us, in myself I am so innocent, that I know not what 'tis That I should offer. Don. By instinct I'll teach thee, And with such ease as love makes me to ask it. When a young lady wrings you by the hand, thus, Or with an amorous touch presses your foot, Looks babies in your eyes, plays with your locks, Do not you find, without a tutor's help, What 'tis she looks for ? ViteL I am grown already Skilful in the mystery. Don. Or, if thus she kiss you, Then tastes your lips again [Kisses him. ViteL That latter blow Has beat all chaste thoughts from me. Don. Say, she points to Some private room the sunbeams never enter, Provoking dishes passing by, to heighten Declined appetite, active music ushering Your fainting steps, the waiters too, as born dumb, Not daring to look on you. [Exit, inviting him to follow. ViteL Though the devil Stood by, and roar'd, I follow : Now I find That virtue's but a word, and no sure guard, If set upon by beauty and reward. [Exit. SCENE V. A Hall in Asambeg's Palace. Enter Aga, Capiaga, Grimaldi, Master, Boatswain, and Sailors. Aga. The devil's in him, I think. Grim. Let him be damn'd too. I'll look on him, though he stared as wild as hell; THE RENEGADO. 143 Nay, I'll go near to tell him to his teeth, If he mends not suddenly, and proves more thankful, We do him too much service. Were't not for shame now, I could turn honest, and forswear my trade ; Which, next to being truss 'd up at the mainyard By some low country butterbox, I hate As deadly as I do fasting, or long grace When meat cools on the table. Cap. But take heed ; You know his violent nature. Grim. Let his whores And catamites know't ! I understand my- self, And how unmanly 'tis to sit at home, And rail at us, that run abroad all hazards, If every week we bring not home new pillage, For the fatting his seraglio. Enter Asambeg, Mustapha, and Attendants. Aga. Here he comes. Cap. How terrible he looks ! Grim. To such as fear him. The viceroy, Asambeg ! were he the sultan's self He'll let us know a reason for his fury ; Or we must take leave, without his allowance, To be merry with our ignorance. Asam. Mahomet's hell Light on you all ! You crouch and cringe now : Where Was the terror of my just frowns, when you suffer'd Those thieves of Malta, almost in our harbour, To board a ship, and bear her safely off, While you stood idle lookers on? Aga. The odds In the men and shipping, and the suddenness Of their departure, yielding us no leisure To send forth others to relieve our own, Deterr'd us, mighty sir. Asam. Deterr'd you, cowards ! How durst you only entertain the knowledge Of what fear was, but in the not performance Of our command ? In me great Amurath spake ; My voice did echo to your ears his thunder .And will'd you, like so many sea-born tritons Arm'donly with the trumpets of your courage To swim up to her, and, like remoras Hanging upon her keel, to stay her flight, Till rescue, sent from us, had fetch'd you off You think you're safe now. Who durst bu dispute it, Or make it questionable, if, this moment, I charged you, from yon hanging cliff, tha glasses 3is rugged forehead in the neighbouringlake, To throw yourselves down headlong? or, like faggots, To fill the ditches of defended forts, rVhile on your backs we march'd up to the breach ? Grim. What would not I. Asam. Ha ! Grim. Yet I dare as much As any of the sultan's boldest sons, Whose heaven and hell hang on his frown or smile, His warlike janizaries. Asam. Add one syllable more, Thou dost pronounce upon thyself a sentence That, earthquake-like, will swallow thee. Grim. Let it open, I'll stand the hazard : those contemned thieves, bur fellow-pirates, sir, the bold Maltese, Whom with your looks you think to quell, at Rhodes Laugh'd at great Solyman's anger : and, if treason Had not delivered them into his power, He had grown old in glory as in years, At that so fatal siege ; or risen with shame, His hopes and threats deluded. Asam. Our great prophet ! How have I lost my anger and my power ! Grim. Find it, and use it on thy flatterers, And not upon thy friends, that dare speak truth. These knights of Malta, but a handful to Your armies, that drink rivers up, have stood Your fury at the height, and with their crosses Struck pale your horned moons ; these men of Malta, Since I took pay from you, I've met and fought with Upon advantage too ; yet, to speak truth, By the soul of honour, I have ever found them As provident to direct, and bold to do, As any train'd up in your discipline, Ravish 'd from other nations. Must a. I perceive The lightning in his fiery looks ; the cloud Is broke already. [Aside. Grim. Think not, therefore,, sir, That you alone are giants, and such pigmies You war upon. Asam. Villain ! I'll make thee know Thou hast blasphemed the Othoman power, and safer, At noonday, might'st have given fire to St. Mark's, Your proud Venetian temple. Seize upon him: 144 THE REXEGADO. I am not so near reconciled to him, To bid him die ; that were a benefit The dog's unworthy of. To our use con- fiscate All that he stands possess'd of; let him taste The misery of want, and his vain riots, Like to so many walking ghosts, affright him, Where'er he sets his desperate foot. Who is't That does command you? Grim. Is this the reward For all my service, and the rape I made On fair Paulina ? Asam. Drag him hence : he dies, That dallies but a minute. [Grimaldi is dragg'd off, his head covered. Boatsw. What's become of Our shares now, master ? Mast. Would he had been born dumb ! The beggar's cure, patience, is all that's left us. [Exeunt Master, Boatswain, and Sailors. Musta. 'Twas but intemperance of speech, excuse him ; Let me prevail so far. Fame gives him out For a deserving fellow. Asam. At Aleppo, I durst not press you so far*: give me leave To use my own will, and command in Tunis ; And, if you please, my privacy. Musta. I will see you, When this high wind's blown o'er. [Exit. Asam. So shall you find me Ready to do you service. Rage, now leave me ; Stern looks, and all the ceremonious forms Attending on dread majesty, fly from Transformed Asambeg. Why should I hug [Pulls out a key. So near myheart, what leads me tomyprison ; Where she that is inthrall'd, commands her keeper, And robs me of the fierceness I was born with ? Stout men quake at myfrowns, and, in return, I tremble at her softness. Base Grimaldi But only named Paulina, and the charm Had almost choak'd my fury, ere I could Pronounce his sentence. Would, when first I saw her, Mine eyes had met with lightning, and, in place Of hearing her enchanting tongue, the shrieks Of mandrakes had made music to my slum- bers ! For now I only walk a loving dream, And, but to my dishonour, never wake ; And yet am blind, but when I see the object, And madly dote on it. Appear, bright spark [Opens a door ; Paulina comes forth. Of all perfection ! any simile Borrow'd from diamonds, or the fairest stars, To help me to express how dear I prize Thy unmatch'd graces, will rise up, and chide me For poor detraction. Paul. I despise thy flatteries : Thus spit at them, and scorn them ; and being arm'd In the assurance of my innocent virtue, I stamp upon all doubts, all fears, all tortures Thy barbarous cruelty, or, what's worse, thy dotage, The worthy parent of thy jealousy, Can shower upon me. Asam. If these bitter taunts Ravish me from myself, and make me think My greedy ears receive angelical sounds ; How would this tongue, tuned to aloving note, Invade, and take possession of my soul, Which then I durst not call mine own ! Paul. Thou art false, Falser than thy religion. Do but think me Something above a beast, nay more, a monster Would fright the sun to look on, and then tell me, If this base usage can invite affection ? If to be mewed up, and excluded from Human society ; the use of pleasures ; The necessary, not superfluous duties Of servants, to discharge those offices I blush to name Asam. Of servants ! Can you think That I, that dare not trust the eye of heaven To look upon your beauties ; that deny Myself the happiness to touch your pureness, Will e'er consent an eunuch, or bought handmaid, Shall once approach you? There is some- thing in you That can work miracles, or I am cozen'd ; Dispose and alter sexes, to my wrong, In spite of nature. I will be your nurse, Your woman, your physician, and your fool ' Till, with your free consent, which I have vow'd Never to force, you grace me with a name That shall supply all these. Paul. What is it? Asam. Your husband. Paul. My hangman, when thou pleasest. Asam. Thus I guard me Against your further angers. [Leads her to the door. Paul. Which shall reach thee, Though I were in the centre. [Asambeg closes the door upon her, and locks it. THE RENEGADO. 145 Asam. Such a spirit, In such a small proportion, I ne'er read of, Which time must alter. Ravish her I dare not ; The magic that she wears about her neck, I think, defends her : this devotion paid To this sweet saint, mistress of my sour pain, 'Tis fit I take mine own rough shape again. [Exit. SCENE VI. A Street near Donusa's Palace. Enter Francisco and Gazet. Fran. I think he's lost. Gaz. 'Tis ten to one of that ; I ne'er knew citizen turn courtier yet, But he lost his credit though he saved himself. Why, look you, sir, there are so many lobbies, Out-offices, and dispartations here, Behind these Turkish hangings, that a Christian Hardly gets off but circumcised. Enter Vitelli, richly habited, Carazie, and Manto. Fran. I am troubled, Troubled exceedingly. Ha ! what are these ? Gaz. One, by his rich suit, should be some French ambassador : For his train, I think they are Turks. Fran. Peace ! be not seen. Car. You are now past all the guards, and, undiscover'd, You may return. Vitel. There's for your pains ; forget not My humblest service to the best of ladies. Manl. Deserve her favour, sir, by making haste For a second entertainment. {Exeunt Carazie and Manto. Vitcl. Do not doubt me ; I shall not live till then. Gaz. The train is vanish'd : They have done him some good office, he's so free And liberal of his gold. Ha ! do I dream, Or is this mine own natural master? Fran. 'Tis he : But strangely metamorphosed. You have made, sir, .A prosperous voyage ; heaven grant it be honest, I shall rejoice then, too. Gaz. You make him blush, To talk of honesty : you were but now In the giving vein, and may think of Gazet, Your worship's prentice. Vitel. There's gold : be thou free too, And master of my shop, and all the wares We brought from Venice. Gaz. Rivo ! then. Vitel. Dear sir, This place affords not privacy for discourse ; But I can tell you wonders : my rich habit Deserves least admiration ; there is nothing That can fall in the compass of your wishes, Though it were to redeem a thousand slaves From the Turkish galli'es, or, at home, to erect Some pious work^to shame all hospitals, But I am master of the means. Fran. 'Tis strange. Vitel. As I walk, I'll tell you more. Gaz. Pray you, a word, sir ; And then I will put on : I have one boon more. Vitel. Whatis't? speak freely. Gaz. Thus then : As I am master Of your shop and wares, pray you help me to some trucking With your last she-customer ; though she crack my best piece, I will endure it with patience. Vitel. Leave your prating. Gaz. I may : you have been doing ; we will do too. Fran. I am amazed, yet will not blame nor chide you, Till you inform me further : yet must say, They steer not the right course, nor traffic well, That seek a passage to reach heaven through hell. [Exeunt. ACT III. SCENE I. A Room in Donusa's Palace. Enter Donusa and Manto. Don. When said he he would come again ? Mant. He swore, Short minutes should be tedious ages to him, Until the tender of his second service ; So much he seemed transported with the first. Don. I'm sure I was. I charge thee, Manto, tell me, By all my favours, and my bounties, truly, Whether thou art a virgin, or, like me, Hast forfeited that name ? Mant. A virgin, madam, At my years ! being a waiting-woman, and in court too ! That were miraculous. I so long since lost That barren burthen, I almost forget That ever I was one. Don. And could thy friends L, 4 6 THE REXEGADO. .ead in thy face, thy maidenhead gone, that thou Had'st parted with it? Mant. No, indeed : I past r or current many years after, till, by fortune, ^ong and continued practice in the sport Slew up my deck ; a husband then was found out 3y my indulgent father, and to the world All was made whole again. What need you fear, then, That, at your pleasure, may repair your honour, Durst any envious or malicious tongue Presume to taint it ? Enter Carazie. Don. How now ? Car. Madam, the basha dumbly desires access. Don. If it had been Vly neat Italian, thou hadst met my wishes. Tell him we would be private. Car. So I did, But he is much importunate. Mant. Best despatch him : His lingering here else will deter the other From making his approach. Don. His entertainment Shall not invite a second visit. Go ; Say we are pleased. Enter Mustapha. Musta. All happiness Don. Be sudden. 'Twas saucy rudeness in you, sir, to press On my retirements ; but ridiculous folly To waste the time, that might be betterspent, In complimental wishes. Car. There's a cooling For his hot encounter ! . [Aside. Don. Come you here to stare ? If you have lost your tongue, and use of speech, Resign your government ; there's a mute's place void In my uncle's court, I hear ; and you may work me, To write for your preferment. Musta. This is strange ! I know not, madam, what neglect of mine Has call'd this scorn upon me. Don. To the purpose My will's a reason, and we stand not bound To yield account to you. Musta. Not of your angers : But with erected ears I should hear from you The story of your good opinion of me, Confirm'd by love and favours. Don. How deserved ? [ have considered you from head to foot, And can find nothing in that wainscot face, That can teach me to dote ; nor am I taken With your grim aspect, or tadpole-like complexion. Those scars you glory in, I fear to look on ; And had much rather hear a merry tale, Than all your battles won with blood and sweat, Though you belch forth the stink too in the service, And swear by your mustachios all is true. You are yet too rough for me : purge and; take physic, Purchase perfumers, get me some French tailor To new-create you ; the first shape you were made with Is quite worn out : let your barber wash your face too, You look yet like abugbear to fright children ; Till when I take my leave. Wait me, Carazie. \Exeu7it Donusa and Carazie. Musta. Stay you, my lady's cabinet-key. [Seizes Manto. Mant. How's this, sir? Musta. Stay, and stand quietly, or you shall fall else, Not to firk your belly up, flounder-like, but never To rise again. Offer but to unlock These doors that stop your fugitive tongue, (observe me,) And, by my fury, I'll fix there this bolt [Draws his scimitar. To bar thy speech for ever. So! be safe now; And but resolve me, not of what I doubt, But bring assurance to a thing believed, Thou makest thyself a fortune ; not depending On the uncertain favours of a mistress, But art thyself one. I'll not so far question My judgment and observance, as to ask Why I am slighted and contemn'd ; but in Whose favour it is done? I, that have read The copious volumeof all women's falsehood, Commented on by the heart-breaking groans Of abused lovers ; all the doubts wash'd off With fruitless tears, the spider's cobweb veil Of arguments alleged in their defence, Blown off with sighs of desperate men, and, they Appearing in their full deformity ; Know that some other hath displanted me, With her dishonour. Has she given it up ? Confirm it in two syllables. Mant. She has. Musta. 1 cherish thy confession thus, and thus ; [Gives her jewels. THE RENEGADO. Be mine. Again I court thee thus, and thus : Now prove but constant to my ends. Mant. By all Musta. Enough ; I dare not doubt thee. O land crocodiles, Made of Egyptian slime, accursed women ! But 'tis no time to rail come, my best Manto. \_Exeunt. SCENE II. A Street. Enter Vitelli and Francisco. Vitel. Sir, as you are my confessor, you stand bound Not to reveal whatever I discover In that religious way ; nor dare I doubt you. Let it suffice you have made me see my follies, And wrought, perhaps, compunction ; for I would not Appear an hypocrite. But, when you impose A penance on me beyond flesh and blood To undergo, you must instruct me how To put off the condition of a man : Or, if not pardon, at the least, excuse My disobedience. Yet, despair not, sir ; For, though I take mine own way, I shall do Something that may hereafter, to my glory, Speak me your scholar. Fran. I enjoin you not To go, but send. Vitel. That were a petty trial ; Not worth one, so long taught, and exercised, Under so grave a master. Reverend Fran- cisco, My friend, my father, in that word, my all ! Rest confident you shall hear something of me, That will redeem me in your good opinion ; Or judge me lost for ever. Send Gazet (She shall give order that he may have en- trance) To acquaint you with my fortunes. [Exit. Fran. Go, and prosper. Holy saints guide and strengthen thee ! however, As thy endeavours are, so may they find Gracious acceptance. Enter Gazet, and Grimaldi in rags. Gaz. Now, you do not roar, sir ; You speak not tempests, nor take ear-rent from A poor shop-keeper. Do you remember that, sir? I wear your marks here still. Fran. Can this be possible ? All wonders are not ceased, then. Grim. Do, abuse me, Spit on me. spurn me, pull me by the nose, Thrust out these fiery eyes, that yesterday Would have look'd thee dead. Gaz. O save me, sir ! Grim. Fear nothing. I am tame and quiet ; there's no wrong can force me To remember what I was. I have forgot I e'er had ireful fierceness, a steel'd heart, Insensible of compassion to others ; Nor is it fit that I should think myself Worth mine own pity. Oh ! Fran. Grows this dejection From his disgrace, do you say ? Gaz. Why, he's cashier'd, sir ; His ships, his goods, his livery-punks, con- fiscate : And there is such a punishment laid upon him ! The miserable rogue must steal no more, Nor drink, nor drab. Fran. Does that torment him ? Gaz. O, sir, Should the state take order to bar men of acres From these two laudable recreations, Drinking and whoring, how should panders purchase, Or thrifty whores build hospitals ? 'Slid ! if I, That, since I am made free, may write myself A city gallant, should forfeit two such charters, I should be stoned to death, and ne'er be pitied By the liveries of those companies. Fran. You'll be whipt, sir, If you bridle not your tongue. Haste to the palace, Your master looks for you. Gaz. My quondam master. Rich sons forget they ever had poor fathers ; In seVvants 'tis more pardonable : as a com- panion, Or so, I may consent : but, is there hope, sir, He has got me a good chapwoman ? pray you, write A word or two in my behalf. Fran. Out, rascal ! Gaz. I feel some insurrections. Fran. Hence ! Gaz. I vanish. [Exit. Grim. Why should I study a defence or comfort, In whom black guilt and misery, if balanced, I know not which would turn the scale? look upward I dare not ; for, should it but be believed That I, died deep in hell's most horrid colours, Should dare to hope for mercy, it would leave No check or feeling in men innocent, I4 8 THE REXEGADO. To catch at sins the devil ne'er taught man- kind yet. No ! I must downward, downward ; though repentance Could borrow all the glorious wings of grace, My mountainous weight of sins would crack their pinions, And sink them to hell with me. Fran. Dreadful ! Hear me, Thou miserable man. Grim. Good sir, deny not But that there is no punishment beyond Damnation. Enter Master and Boatswain. Master, Yonder he is ; I pity him. Boatsw. Take comfort, captain ; we live still to serve you. Grim. Serve me ! I am a devil already : leave me Stand further off, you are blasted else ! I have heard Schoolmen affirm man's body is composed Of the four elements ; and, as in league to- gether They nourish life, so each of them affords Liberty to the soul, when it grows weary Of this fleshy prison. Which shall I make choice of? The fire ? no ; I shall feel that hereafter ; The earth will not receive me. Should some whirlwind Snatch me into the air, and I hang there, Peipetual plagues would dwell upon the earth ; And those superior bodies, that pour down Their cheerful influence, deny to pass it, Through those vast regions I have infected. The sea? ay, that is justice: there I plough'd up Mischief as deepas hell: there, there, I'll hide This cursed lump of clay. May it turn rocks, Where plummet's weight could never reach the sands, And grind the ribs of all such barks as press The ocean's breast in my unlawful course ! I haste then to thee ; let thy ravenous womb, Whom all things else deny, be now my tomb! {Exit. Master. Follow him, and restrain him. {Exit Boatswain. Fran. Let this stand For an example to you. I'll provide A lodging for him, and provide such cures To his wounded conscience, as heaven hath lent me. He's now my second care ; and my profession Binds me to teach the desperate to repent, As far as to confirm the innocent. {Exeunt. SCENE III. A Room in Asambeg sPatace. Enter Asambeg, Mustapha, Aga, and. Capiaga. Asam. Your pleasure ? Musta. 'Twill exact your private ear ; And, when you have received it, you will think Too many know it. Asam. Leave the room ; but be Within our call. {Exeunt Aga, and Capiaga. Now, sir, what burning secret (With which, it seems, you are turn'd cinders) bring you, To quench in my advice or power? Musta. The fire Will rather reach you. Asam. Me ! Musta. And consume both ; For 'tis impossible to be put out, But with the blood of those that kindle it : And yet one vial of it is so precious, In being borrow'd from the Othoman spring, That better 'tis, I think, both we should perish, Than prove the desperate means that must restrain it From spreading further. Asam. To the point, and quickly : These winding circumstances in relations, Seldom environ truth. Musta. Truth, Asambeg ! Asam. Truth, Mustapha. I said it, and add more, You touch upon a string that, to my ear, Does sound Donusa. Musta. You then understand Who 'tis I aim at. Asam. Take heed, Mustapha ; Remember what she is, and whose we are : 'Tis her neglect, perhaps, that you complain of; And, should you practise to revenge her scorn, With any plot to taint her in her honour, Musta. Hear me. Asam. I will be heard first, there's no tongue A subject owes, that shall out-thunder mine. Musi a. Well, take your way. Asam. I then again repeat it ; If Mustapha dares with malicious breath, On jealous .suppositions, presume To blast the blossom of Donusa's fame, Because he is denied a happiness Which men of equal, nay, of more desert, Have sued in vain for Musta. More ! THE RENEGADO. 149 Asam. More. Twas I spake it. The basha of Natolia and myself Were rivals for her ; either of us brought More victories, more trophies, to plead for us To our great master, than you dare lay claim to ; Yet still, by his allowance, she was left To her election : each of us owed nature As much for outward form and inward worth, To make way for us to her grace and favour, As you brought with you. We were heard, repulsed ; Yet thought it no dishonour to sit down With the disgrace, if not to force affection May merit such a name. Musta. Have you done yet ? Asam. Be, therefore, more than sure the ground on which You raise your accusation, may admit No undermining of defence in her : For if, with pregnant and apparent proofs, Such as may force a judge, more than inclined, Or partial in her cause, to swear her guilty, You win not me to set off your belief ; Neither our ancient friendship, nor the rites Of sacred hospitality, to which I would not offer violence, shall protect you : Now, when you please. Musta. I will not dwell upon Much circumstance ; yet cannot but profess, With the assurance of a loyalty Equal to yours, the reverence I owe The sultan, and all such his blood makes sacred ; That there is not a vein of mine, which yet is Unemptied in his service, but this moment Should freely open, so it might wash off The stains of her dishonour. Could you think, Or, though you saw it, credit your own eyes, That she, the wonder and amazement of Her sex, the pride and glory of the empire, That hath disdain'd you, slighted me, and boasted A frozen coldness, which no appetite Or height of blood could thaw ; should now so far Be hurried with the violence of her lust, As, in it burying her high birth, and fame, Basely descend to fill a Christian's arms ; And to him yield her virgin honour up, Nay, sue to him to take it ? Asam. A Christian ! Musta. Temper Your admiration : and what Christian, think you ? No prince disguised, no man of mark, nor honour ; No daring undertaker in our service, But one, whose lips her foot should scorn to touch ; A poor mechanic pedlar. Asam. He ! . Musta. Nay, more ; Whom do you think she made her scout, nay bawd, To find him out, but me? What place make choice of To wallow in her foul and loathsome pleasures, But in the palace ? Who the instruments Of close conveyance, but the captain of Your guard, the aga, and that man of trust, The warden of the inmost port? I'll prove this : And, though I fail to shew her in the act, Glued like a neighing gennet to her stallion, Your incredulity shall be convinced With proofs I blush to think on. Asam. Never yet This flesh felt such a fever. By the life And fortune of great Amurath, should our prophet (Whose name I bow to) in a vision speak this, Twould make me doubtful of my faith ! Lead on ; And, when my eyes and ears are, like yours, guilty, My rage shall then appear ; for I will do Something but what, I am not yet de- termin'd. [Exeunt. SCENE IV. An outer room in Donusa's Palace. Enter Carazie, Manto, and Gazet gaily dressed. Car. They are private to their wishes ? Mant. Doubt it not. Gaz. A pretty structure this ! a court do you call it? Vaulted and arch'd ! O, here has been old jumbling Behind this arras. Car, Prithee let's have some sport With this fresh codshead. Mant. I am out of tune, But do as you please. My conscience ! tush ! the hope Of liberty throws that burthen off ; I must Go watch, and make discovery. [Aside, and exit. Car. He is musing, And will talk to himself ; he cannot hold : The poor fool's ravish 'd. Gaz. I am in my master's clothes, 1 hey fit me to a hair too ; let but any THE REXEGADO. Indifferent gamester measure us inch by inch, Or weigh us by the standard, I may pass : I have been proved and proved again true metal. Car. How he surveys himself ! Gaz. I have heard, that some Have fooled themselves at court into good fortunes, That never hoped to thrive by wit in the city, Or honesty in the country. If I do not Make the best laugh at me, I'll weep for myself, If they give me hearing : 'tis resolved I'll try What may be done. By your favour, sir, I pray you, Were you born a courtier ? Car. No, sir ; why do you ask ? Gaz. Because I thought that none could be preferred, But such as were begot there. Car. O, sir ! many ; And, howsoe'er you are a citizen born, Yet if your mother were a handsome woman, And ever long'd to see a masque at court, It is an even lay, but that you had A courtier to your father ; and I think so, You bear yourself so sprightly. Gaz. It may be ; But pray you, sir, had I such an itch upon me To change my copy, is there hope a place May be had here for money? Car. Not without it, That I dare warrant you. Gaz. I have a pretty stock, And would not have my good parts undis- cover'd : What places of credit are there? Car. There's your beglerbeg. . Gaz. By no means that ; it comes too near the beggar, And most prove so, that come there. Car. Or your sanzacke. Gaz. Sauce-jack ! fie, none of that. Car. Your chiaus. Gaz. Nor that. Car. Chief gardener. Gaz. Out upon't ! Twill put me in mind my mother was an herb-woman. What is your place, I pray you ? Car. Sir, an eunuch. Gaz. An eunuch ! very fine, i'faith ; an eunuch ! And what are your employments ? Car. Neat and easy : In the day, I wait on my lady when she eats, ~"arry her pantofles, bear up her train ; Sing her asleep at night, and, when she pleases, I am her bedfellow. Gaz. How! her bedfellow ? And lie with her? Car. Yes, and lie with her. Gaz. O rare ! I'll be an eunuch, though I sell my shop for't, And all my wares. Car. It is but parting with A precious stone ortwo: I knowtheprice on't. Gaz. I'll part with all my stones ; and when I am An eunuch, I'll so toss and touse the ladies Pray you help me to a chapman. Car. The court surgeon Shall do you that favour. Gaz. I am made ! an eunuch I Enter Manto. Mant. Carazie, quit the room. Car. Come, sir ; we'll treat of Your business further. Gaz. Excellent ! an eunuch ! \Exeunt. SCENE V.An inner Room in tJie same. Enter Donusa and Vitelli. Vitel. Leave me, or I am lost again : no prayers, No penitence, can redeem me. Don. Am I grown Old or deform'd since yesterday ? Vitel. You are still, (Although the sating of your lust hath sullied The immaculate whiteness of your virgin beauties, ) Too fair for me to look on : and, though pureness, The sword with which you ever fought and conquer'd, Is ravish'd from you by unchaste desires, You are too strong for flesh and blood to treat with, Though iron grates were interpos'd between us, To \varrant me from treason. Don. Whom do you fear? Vitel. That human frailty I took from my mother, That, as my youth increased, grew stronger on me ; That still pursues me, and, though once recover'd, In scorn of reason, and, what's more, religion, Again seeks to betray me. Don. If you mean, sir, THE RENEGADO. To my embraces, you turn rebel to The laws of nature, the great queen and mother Of all productions, and deny allegiance, Where you stand bound to pay it. Vitel. I will stop Mine ears against these charms, which, if Ulysses Could live again, and hear this second Syren, Though bound with cables to his mast, his ship too Fasten'd with all her anchors, this enchant- ment Would force him, in despite of all resistance, To leap into the sea, and follow her ; Although destruction, with outstretch'd arms, Stood ready to receive him. Don. Gentle sir, Though you deny to hear me, yet vouchsafe To look upon me: though I use no language, The grief for this unkind repulse will print .Such a dumb eloquence upon my face, As will not only plead but prevail for me. Vitel. I am a coward. I will see and hear you, The trial, else, is nothing; nor the conquest, My temperance shall crown me with here- after, Worthy to be remember'd. Up, my virtue ! And holy thoughts and resolutions arm me Against this fierce temptation ! give me voice Tuned to a zealous anger, to express At what an over-value I have purchased The wanton treasure of your virgin bounties ; That, in their false fruition, heap upon me Despair and horror. That I could with that ease Redeem my forfeit innocence, or cast up The poison I received into my entrails, From the alluring cup of your enticements, As now I do deliver back the price \Returns the jewels. And salary of your lust ! or thus unclothe me Of sin's gay trappings, the proud livery \Throws off his cloak and doublet. Of wicked pleasure, which but worn and heated With the fire of entertainment and consent, Like to Alcides' fatal shirt, tears off Our flesh and reputation both together, Leaving our ulcerous follies bare and open To all malicious censure ! Don. You must grant, If you hold that a loss to you, mine equals, If not transcends it. If you then first tasted That poison, as you call it, I brought with me A palate unacquainted with the relish Of those delights, which most, as I have heard, Greedily swallow ; and then the offence, If my opinion may be believed, Is not so great : howe'er, the wrong no more, Than if Hippolitus and the virgin huntress Should meet and kiss together. Vitel. What defences Can lust raise to maintain a precipice Enter Asambeg and Mustapha, above. To the abyss of looseness ! but affords not The least stair, or the fastening of one foot, To reascend that glorious height we fell from. Musta. By Mahomet, she courts him ! [Donusa kneels. Asam. Nay, kneels to him ! Observe, the scornful villain turns away too, As glorying in his conquest. Don. Are you marble ? If Christians have mothers, sure they share in The tigress' fierceness ; for, if you were owner Of human pity, you could not endure A princess to kneel to you, or look on These falling tears which hardest rocks would soften, And yet remain unmoved. Did you but give me A taste of happiness in your embraces, That the remembrance of the sweetness of it Might leave perpetual bitterness behind it ? Or shew'd me what it was to be a wife, To live a widow ever? Asam. She has confest it ! Seize on him, villains. Enter Capiaga and Aga, "with Janizaries. O the Furies ! {Exeunt Asambeg and Mustapha above. Don. How! Are we betray 'd ? Vitel. The better ; I expected A Turkish faith. Don. Who am I, that you dare this? 'Tis I that do command you to forbear A touch of violence. Aga. We, already, madam, Have satisfied your pleasure further than We know to answer it. Cap. Would we were well off ! We stand too far engaged, I fear. Don. For us? We'll bring you safe off : who dares contra- dict What is our pleasure ? Re-enter Asambeg and Mustapha, below. Asam. Spurn the dog to prison. I'll answer you anon. Vitel. What punishment 152 THE REXEGADO. Soe'er I undergo, I am still a Christian. [Exit Guard "with Vitelli. Don. What bold presumption's this ? Under what law Am I to fall, that set my foot upon Your statutes and decrees ? Miista. The crime committed, Our Alcoran calls death. Don. Tush ! who is here, That is not Amurath's slave, and so, unfit To sit a judge upon his blood ? Asam. You have lost, And shamed the privilege of it ; robb'd me too Of my soul, my understanding, to behold Your base unworthy fall from your high virtue. Don, I do appeal to Amurath. Asam. We will offer No violence to your person, till we know His sacred pleasure ; till when, under guard You shall continue here. Don. Shall! Asam. I have said it. Don. We shall remember this. Asam. It ill becomes Such as are guilty, to deliver threats Against the innocent. {The Guard leads ^"Donusa. I could tear this flesh now, But 'tis in vain ; nor must I talk, but do. Provide a well-mann'd galley for Constanti- nople : Such sad news never came to our great master. As he directs, we must proceed, and know No will but his, to whom what's ours we owe. {Exeunt. ACT IV. SCENE I. A Room in Grimaldi's House. Enter Master and Boatswain. Mast. He does begin to eat ? Boatsw. A little, master ; But our best hope for his recovery is, that His raving leaves him ; and those dreadful words, Damnation and despair, with which he ever Ended all his discourses, are forgotten. Mast. This stranger is a most religious man sure ; And I am doubtful, whether his charity In the relieving of our wants, or care To cure the wounded conscience of Grimaldi, Deserves more admiration. Boatsw. Can you guess What the reason should be, that we never mention The church, or the high altar, but his melancholy Grows and increases on him ? Mast. I have heard him, When he gloried to profess himself an atheist, Talk often, and with much delight and boasting, Of a rude prank he did ere he turn'd pirate p The memory of which, as it appears, Lies heavy on him, Boatsw. Pray you, let me understand it. Mast. Upon a solemn day, when the whole city Join'd in devotion, and with barefoot steps Passed to St. Mark's, the duke, and the whole signiory, Helping to perfect the religious pomp With which they were received ; when all men else Were full of tears, and groan'd beneath the weight Of past offences, of whose heavy burthen They came to be absolved and freed ; our captain, Whether in scorn of those so pious rites He had no feeling of, or else drawn to it Out of a wanton, irreligious madness, (I know not which,) ran to the holy man, As he was doing of the work of grace, And snatching from his hands the sanctified means, Dash'd it upon the pavement. Boatsw. How escaped he, It being a deed deserving death with torture? Mast. Thegeneral amazement of the people Gave him leave to quit the temple, and a gondola, Prepared, it seems, before, brought him aboard ; Since which he ne'er saw Venice. The re- membrance Of this, it seems, torments him ; aggravated With astrong belief he cannot receive pardon For this foul fact, but from his hands, against whom It was committed. Boatsw. And what course intends His heavenly physician, reverend Francisco, To beat down this opinion ? Mast. He promised To use some holy and religious fineness, To this good end ; and, in the meantime, charged me To keep him dark, and to admit no visitants ; But on no terms to cross him. Here he comes. Enter Grimaldi, with a book. Grim. For theft, he that restores treble the value, THE RENEGADO. 153 Makes satisfaction ; and, for want of means To do so, as a slave must serve it out, Till he hath made full payment. There's hope left here. Oh ! with what willingness would I give up My liberty to those that I have pillaged ; And wish the numbers of my years, though wasted In the most sordid slavery, might equal The rapines I have made ; till, with one voice, My patient sufferings might exact, from my Most cruel creditors, a full remission, An eye's loss with an eye, limb's with a limb : A sad account ! yet, to find peace within j here, Though all such as I have maim'd and dis- j member'd In drunken quarrels, or o'ercome with rage, When they were given up to my power, stood here now, And cried for restitution ; to appease them, I would do a bloody justice on myself : Pull out these eyes, that guided me to ravish Their sight from others ; lop these legs, that bore me To barbarous violence ; with this hand cut off This instrument of wrong, till nought were left me But this poor bleeding limbless trunk, which gladly J would divide among them. Ha ! what think I Enter Francisco in a cope, like a Bishop. Of petty forfeitures ! In this reverend habit, All that I am turn'd into eyes, I look on A deed of mine so fiend-like, that repentance, Though with my tears I taught the sea new tides, Can never wash off : all my thefts, my rapes, Are venial trespasses, compared to what I offer'd to that shape, and in a place too, Where I stood bound to kneel to 't. [Kneels. Fran. 'Tis forgiven : I with his tongue, whom, in these sacred vestments, With impure hands thou didst offend, pro- nounce it. I bring peace to thee ; see that thou deserve it In thy fair life hereafter. Grim. Can it be ! Dare I believe this vision, or hope A pardon e'er may find me ? Fran. Purchase it By zealous undertakings, and no more 'Twill be remembered. Grim. What celestial balm [Rises. I feel now pour'd into my wounded con- science ! What penance is there I'll not undergo, Though ne'er so sharp and rugged, with more pleasure Than flesh and blood e'er tasted ! show me true Sorrow, Arm'd with an iron whip, and I will meet The stripes she brings along with her, as if They were the gentle touches of a hand That comes to cure me. Can good deeds redeem me? I will rise up a wonder to the world, When I have given strong proofs how I am alter'd. I, that have sold such as profess 'd the faith That I was born in, to captivity, Will make their number equal, that I shall Deliver from the oar ; and win as many By the clearness of my actions, to look on Their misbelief, and loath it. I will be A convoy for all merchants ; and thought worthy To be reported to the world, hereafter, The child of your devotion ; nurs'd up, And made strong by your charity, to break through All dangers hell can bring forth to oppose me. Nor am I, though my fortunes were thought desperate, Now you have reconciled me to myself, So void of worldly means, but, in despite Of the proud viceroy's wrongs, I can do something To witness of my change : when you please, try me, And I will perfect what you shall enjoin me,, Or fall a joyful martyr. Fran. You will reap The comfort of it ; live yet undiscover'd, And with your holy meditations strengthen. Your Christian resolution : ere long, You shall hear further from me. [Exit. Grim. I'll attend All your commands with patience ; come,.. my mates, I hitherto have lived an ill example, And, as your captain, led you on to mischief; But now will truly labour, that good men May say hereafter of me, to my glory, (Let but my power and means hand with my will,) His good endeavours did weigh down his ill. [Exeunt. Re-enter Francisco, in his usual habit. Fran. This penitence is not counterfeit : howsoever, Good actions are in themselves rewarded. My travail's to meet with a double crown. THE REXEGADO. If that Vitelli come off safe, and prove Himself the master of his wild affections Enter Gazet. O, I shall have intelligence ; how now, Gazet, Why these sad looks and tears ? Gaz. Tears, sir ! I have lost My worthy master. Your rich heir seems to mourn for A miserable father, your young widow, Following a bedrid husband to his grave, Would have her neighbours think she cries and roars, That she must part with such a goodman Do-nothing ; When 'tis, because he stays so long above ground, And hinders a rich suitor. All's come out, sir. We are smok'd for being coney-catchers : my master Is put in prison ; his she-customer Is under guard too ; these are things to weep for : But mine own loss consider 'd, and what a fortune I have had, as they say, snatch'd out of my chops, Would make a man run mad. Fran. I scarce have leisure, I am so wholly taken up with sorrow For my loved pupil, to enquire thy fate ; Yet I will hear it. Gaz. Why, sir, I had bought a place, A place of credit too, an I had gone through with it ; I should have been made an eunuch : there was honour For a late poor prentice ! when, upon the sudden, There was such a hurly-burly in the court, That I was glad to run away, and carry The price of my office with me. Fran. Is that all? You have made a saving voyage : we must think now, Though not to free, to comfort sad Vitelli ; My grieved soul suffers for him. Gaz. I am sad too ; But had I been an eunuch Fran. Think not on it. [Exeunt. SCENE II. A Hall in Assaabegs Palace. Enter As&mbeg ; he unlocks a door, and Paulina comes forth. Asam. Be your own guard : obsequious- ness and service Shall win you to be mine. Of all restraint For ever take your leave, no threats shall awe you, No jealous doubts of mine disturb your freedom, No fee'd spies wait upon your steps : your virtue, And due consideration in yourself Of what is noble, are the faithful helps I leave you, as supporters, to defend you From falling basely. Paul. This is wondrous strange : Whence flows this alteration ? Asam. From true judgment ; And strong assurance, neither grates of iron, Hemm'd in with walls of brass, strict guards, high birth, The forfeiture of honour, nor the fear Of infamy or punishment, can stay A woman slaved to appetite, from being False, and unworthy. Paul. You are grown satirical Against our sex. Why, sir, I durst produce Myself in our defence, and from you chal- lenge A testimony that's not to be denied, All fall not under this unequal censure. I, that have stood your flatteries, your threats, Borne up against your fierce temptations ; scorn 'd The cruel means you practised to supplant me, Having no arms to help me to hold out, But love of piety, and constant goodness ; If you are unconfirm'd, dare again boldly, Enter into the lists, and combat with All opposites man's malice can bring forth To shake me in my chastity, built upon The rock of my religion. Asam. I do wish I could believe you ; but, when I shall shew you A most incredible example of Your frailty, in a princess, sued and sought to By men of worth, of rank, of eminence ; courted By happiness itself, and her cold temper Approved by many years ; yet she to fall, Fall from herself, her glories', nay, her safety, Into a gulf of shame and black despair ; ' I think you'll doubt yourself, or, in beholding Her punishment, for ever be deterr'd From yielding basely. Paul. I would see this wonder ; Tis, sir, my first petition. Asam. And thus granted : Above, you shall observe all. \Exil Paulina. THE RENEGADO. 155 Enter Mustapha. Musta. Sir, I sought you, And must relate a wonder. Since I studied, And knew what man was, I was never witness Of such invincible fortitude as this Christian Shews in his sufferings : all the torments that We could present him with, to fright his constancy, Confirm 'd, not shook it ; and those heavy chains, That eat into his flesh, appear 'd to him Like bracelets made of some loved mistress' hairs, We kiss in the remembrance of her favours. I am strangely taken with it, and have lost Much of my fury. Asam. Had he suffer'd poorly, It had call'd on my contempt ; but manly patience, And all-commanding virtue, wins upon An enemy. I shall think upon him. Ha ! Enter Aga, with a black box. So soon return'd! This speed pleads in excuse Of your late fault, which I no more remember. What's the grand signior's pleasure ? Aga. 'Tis enclosed here. The box too that contains it may inform you How he stands affected : I am trusted with Nothing but this, On forfeit of your head, She must have a speedy trial. Asam. Bring her in In black, as to her funeral : {Exit Aga^] 'tis the colour Her fault wills her to wear, and which, in justice, I dare not pity. Sit, and take your place : However in her life she has degenerated, May she die nobly, and in that confirm Her greatness and high blood ! Solemn music. Re-enter the Aga, with the Capiaga leading in Donusa in black, her train borne up by Carazie and Manto. A Guard attending. Paulina enters above. Musta. I now could melt But soft compassion leave me. Mant. I am affrighted With this dismal preparation. Should the enjoying Of loose desires find ever such conclusions, All women would be Vestals. Don. That you clothe me In this sad livery of death, assures me Your sentence is gone out before, and I Too late am call'd for, in my guilty cause To use qualification or excuse Yet must I not part so with mine own strengths, But borrow, from my modesty, boldness, to Enquire by whose authority you sit My judges, and whose warrant digs my grave In the frowns you dart against my life ? Asam. See here, This fatal sign and warrant ! This, brought to A general, fighting in the head of his Victorious troops, ravishes from his hand His even then conquering sword ; this, shewn unto The sultan's brothers, or his sons, delivers His deadly anger ; and, all hopes laid by, Commands them to prepare themselves for heaven ; Which would stand with the quiet of your soul, To think upon, and imitate. Don. Give me leave A little to complain ; first, of the hard Condition of my fortune, which may move you, Though not to rise up intercessors for me, Yet, in remembrance of my former life, (This being the first spot tainting mine honour, ) To be the means to bring me to his presence : And then I doubt not, but I could allege Such reasons in mine own defence, or plead So humbly, (my tears helping, ) that it should Awake his sleeping pity. Asam. 'Tis in vain. If you have aught to say, you shall have hearing ; And, in me, think him present. Don. I would thus then First kneel, and kiss his feet ; and after, tell him How long I had been his darling ; what delight My infant years afforded him ; how dear He prized his sister in both bloods, my mother : That she, like him, had frailty, that to me Descends as an inheritance ; then conjure him, By her blest ashes, and his father's soul, The sword that rides upon his thigh, his right hand Holding the sceptre and the Othoman for- tune, To have compassion on me. Asam. But suppose (As I am sure) he would be deaf, what then Could you infer? Don. I, then, would thus rise up, And to his teeth tell him he was a tyrant, A most voluptuous and insatiable epicure In his own pleasures ; which he hugs so dearly, 155 THE RENEGADO. As proper and peculiar to himself, That he denies a moderate lawful use Of all delight to others. And to thee, Unequal judge, I speak as much, and charge thee, But with impartial eyes to look into Thyself, and then consider with what justice Thou canst pronounce my sentence. Un- kind nature, To make weak women servants, proud men masters ! Indulgent Mahomet, do thy bloody laws Call my embraces with a Christian death, Having my heat and May of youth, to plead In my excuse? and yet want power to punish These that, with scorn, break through thy cobweb edicts, And laugh at thy decrees ? To tame their lusts There's no religious bit : let her be fair, And pleasing to the eye, though Persian, Moor, Idolatress, Turk, or Christian, you are privi- leged, And freely may enjoy her. At this instant, I know, unjust man, thou hast in thy power A lovely Christian virgin ; thy offence Equal, if not transcending mine : why, then, (We being both guilty, ) dost thou not descend From that usurp'd tribunal, and with me Walk hand in hand to death ? Asam. She raves ; and we Lose time to hear her : Read the law. Don. Do, do ; I stand resolved to suffer. Ago., [reads.] If any virgin, of what degree, or quality soever, born a natural Turk, shall be convicted of corporal loose- ness, and incontinence with, any Christian, she is, by the decree of our great prophet, Mahomet, to lose her head. Asam. Mark that, then tax our justice ! Aga. Ever provided. That if she, the said offender, by any reasons, arguments, or per- suasion, can win and prevail with the said Christian offending with her, to alter his religion, and marry her, that then the win- ning' of a soul to the Mahometan sect, shall acquit her from all shame, disgrace, and Punishment whatsoever. Don. I lay hold on that clause, and chal- lenge from you The privilege of the law. Musta. What will you do ? Don. Grant me access and means, I'll undertake To turn this Christian Turk, and marry him : This trial you cannot deny. Musta. Obase! Can fear to die make you descend so low From your high birth, and brand the Otho- man line With such a mark of infamy? Asam. This is worse Than the parting with your honour. Better suffer Ten thousand deaths, and without hope to have A place in our great prophet's paradise, Than have an act to aftertimes remember'd, So foul as this is. Musta. Cheer your spirits, madam ; To die is nothing, 'tis but parting with A mountain of vexations. Asam. Think of your honour : In dying nobly, you make satisfaction For your offence, and you shall live a story Of bold heroic courage. Don. You shall not fool me Out of my life : I claim the law, and sue for A speedy trial ; if I fail, you may Determine of me as you please. Asam. Base woman ! But use thy ways, and see thou prosper in them ; For, if thou fall again into my power, Thou shalt in vain, after a thousand tortures, Cry out for death, that death which now thou fliest from. Unloose the prisoner's chains. Go, lead her on, To try the magic of her tongue. I follow : [Exeunt all but Asambeg. I'm on the rack descend, my best Paulina. [Exit with Paulina. SCENE III. A Room in the Prison. Enter Francisco and Gaoler. Fran. I come not empty-handed ; I will purchase Your favour at what rate you please. There's gold. Gaol. 'Tis the best oratory. I will hazard A check for your content. Below, there ! Vitel. [below.} Welcome ! Art thou the happy messenger, that brings me News of my death ? Gaol. Your hand. [Plucks up Vitelli, Fran. Now, if you please, A little privacy. Gaol. You have bought it, sir ; Enjoy it freely. [Exit. Fran. O, my dearest pupil ! Witness these tears of joy, I never saw you, Till now, look lovely ; nor durst I ever glory In the mind of any man I had built up THE RENEGADO. IS7 With the hands of virtuous and religious precepts, Till this glad minute. Now you have made good My expectation of you. By my order, All Roman Caesars, that led kings in chains, Fast bound to their triumphant chariots, if Compared with that true glory and full lustre You now appear in ; all their boasted honours, Purchased with blood and wrong, would lose their names, And be no more remember'd ! Vitel. This applause, Confirm'd in your allowance, joys me more Than if a thousand full-cramm'd theatres Should clap their eager hands, to witness that The scene I act did please, and they ad- mire it. But these are, father, but beginnings, not The ends, of my high aims. I grant, to have master'd The rebel appetite cf flesh and blood, Was far above my strength ; and still owe for it To that great Power that lent it : but, when I Shall make't apparent the grim looks of Death Affright me not, and that I can put off The fond desire of life, (that, like a garment, Covers and clothes our frailty, ) hastening to My martyrdom, as to a heavenly banquet, To which I was a choice invited guest ; Then you may boldly say, you did not plough, Or trust the barren and ungrateful sands With the fruitful grain of your religious counsels. Fran. You do instruct your teacher. Let the sun Of your clear life, that lends to good men light, But set as gloriously as it did rise, (Though sometimes clouded,) you may write nil ultra To human wishes. Vitel. I have almost gain'd The end o' the race, and will not faint or tire now. He-enter Gaoler with Aga. Aga. Sir, by your leave, nay, stay not, \to the Gaoler, -who goes out.'] I bring comfort. The viceroy, taken with the constant bearing Of your afflictions ; and presuming too You will not change your temper, does command Your irons should be ta'en off. [They take off his irons.] Now arm yourself With your old resolution ; suddenly You shall be visited. You must leave the room too, And do it without reply. Fran. There's no contending : Be still thyself, my son. {Exeunt Aga and Francisco. Vitel. 'Tis not in man Enter Donusa, followed at a distance by Asambeg, Mustapha, and Paulina. To change or alter me. Paul. Whom do I look on? My brother ? 'tis he ! but no more, my tongue ; Thou wilt betray all. [Aside. Asam. Let us hear this temptress : The fellow looks as he would stop his ears Against her powerful spells. Paul. He is undone else. [Aside. Vitel. I'll stand the encounter charge me home. Don. I come, sir, [Bows herself. A beggar to you, and doubt not to find A good man's charity, which if you deny, You are cruel to yourself; a crime a wise man (And such I hold you) would not willingly Be guilty of : nor let it find less welcome, Though I, a creature you contemn, now shew you The way to certain happiness ; nor think it Imaginary or fantastical, And so not worth the acquiring, in respect The passage to it is nor rough nor thorny ; No steep hills in the way which you must climb up, No monsters to be conquer'd, no enchant- ments To be dissolved by counter charms, before You take possession of it. Vitel. What strong poison Is wrapp'd up in these sugar'd pills ? Don. My suit is, That you would quit your shoulders of a burthen, Under whose ponderous weight you wilfully Have too long groan'd, to cast those fetters off, With which, with your own hands, you chain your freedom : Forsake a severe, nay, imperious mistress, Whose service does exact perpetual cares, Watchings, and troubles ; and give enter- tainment To one that courts you, whose least favours are Variety, and choice of all delights Mankind is capable of. Vitel. You speak in riddles. 158 THE RENEGADO. What burthen, or what mistress, or what fetters, Are those you point at ? Don. Those which your religion, The mistress you too long have served, com- pels you To bear with slave-like patience. Vitel. Ha! Paul. How bravely That virtuous anger shews ? Don. Be wise, and weigh The prosperous success of things ; if bless- ings Are donatives from heaven, (which, you must grant, Were blasphemy to question, ) and that They are call'd down and pour'd on such as are Most gracious with the great Disposer of them, Look on our flourishing empire, if the splendor, The majesty, and glory of it dim not Your feeble sight ; and then turn back, and see The narrow bounds of yours, yet that poor remnant Rent in as many factions and opinions As you have petty kingdoms ; and then, if You are not obstinate against truth and reason, You must confess the Deity you worship Wants care or power to help you. Pa:il. Hold out now, And then thou art victorious. [Aside. Asam. How he eyes her ! Musta. As if he would look through her. Asam. His eyes flame too, As threatening violence. Vitel. But that I know The devil, thy tutor, fills each part about thee, And that I cannot play the exorcist To dispossess thee, unless I should tear Thy body limb by limb, and throw it to The Furies, that expect it ; I would now Pluck out that wicked tongue, that hath blasphemed The great Omnipotency, at whose nod The fabric of the world shakes. Dare you bring Your juggling prophet in comparison with That most inscrutable and infinite Essence, That made this All, and comprehends his work ! The place is too profane to mention him Whose only name is sacred. O Donusa ! How much, in my compassion, I suffer, That thou, on whom this most excelling form, And faculties of discourse, beyond a woman. Were by his liberal gift conferr'd, shouldst still Remain in ignorance of him that gave it ! I will not foul my mouth to speak the sorceries Of your seducer, his base birth, his whore- doms, His strange impostures ; nor deliver how He taught a pigeon to feed in his ear, Then made his credulous followers believe It was an angel, that instructed him In the framing of his Alcoran pray you, mark me. Asam. These words are death, were he in nought else guilty. Vitel. Your intent to win me . To be of your belief, proceeded from Your fear to die. Can there be strength in that Religion, that suffers us to tremble At that which every day, nay hour, we haste to? Don. This is unanswerable, and there's something tells me I err in my opinion. Vitel. Cherish it, It is a heavenly prompter ; entertain This holy motion, and wear on your forehead The sacred badge he arms his servants with ; You shall, like me, with scorn look down upon All engines tyranny can advance to batter Your constant resolution. Then you shall Look truly fair, when your mind's pureness answers Your outward beauties. Don. I came here to take you, But I perceive a yielding in myself To be your prisoner. Vitel. 'Tis an overthrow, That will outshine all victories. O Donusa, Die in my faith, like me ; and 'tis a marriage At which celestial angels shall be waiters, And such as have been sainted welcome us :. Are you confirm 'd ? Don. I would be ; but the means That may assure me ? Vitel. Heaven is merciful, And will not suffer you to want a man To do that sacred office, build upon it. Don. Then thus I spit at Mahomet. Asam. \coming forward.} Stophermouth: In death to turn apostata ! I'll not hear One syllable from any. Wretched creature ! With the next rising sun prepare to die. Yet, Christian, in reward of thy brave courage, Be thy faith right or wrong, receive this favour ; In person I'll attend thee to thy death : THE RENEGADO. 159- And boldly challenge all that I can give, But what's not in my grant, which is to live. [Exeunt. ACT V. SCENE I. A Room in the Prison. Enter Vitelli and Francisco. Fran. You are wondrous brave and jo- cund. Vitel. Welcome, father. Should I spare cost, or not wear cheerful looks Upon my wedding day, it were ominous, And shew'd 1 did repent it ; which I dare not, It being a marriage, howsoever sad In the first ceremonies that confirm it, That will for ever arm me against fears, Repentance, doubts, or jealousies, and bring Perpetual comforts, peace of mind, and quiet To the glad couple. Fran. I well understand you ; And my full joy to see you so resolved Weak words cannot express. What is the hour Design'd for this solemnity? Vitel. The sixth: Something before the setting of the sun, We take our last leave of his fading light, And with our soul's eyes seek for beams eternal. Yet there's one scruple with which I am much Perplex'd and troubled, which I knowyou can Resolve me of. Fran. Whatis't? Vitel. This, sir ; my bride, Whom I first courted, and then won, not with Loose lays, poor flatteries, apish compliments, But sacred and religious zeal, yet wants The holy badge that should proclaim her fit For these celestial nuptials : willing she is, I know, to wear it, as the choicest jewel, On her fair forehead ; but to you, that well Could do that work of grace, I know the viceroy Will never grant access. Now, in a case Of this necessity, I would gladly learn, Whether, in me, a layman, without orders, It may not be religious and lawful, As we go to our deaths, to do that office? Fran. A question in itself with much ease answer'd : Midwives, upon necessity, perform it ; And knights that, in the Holy Land, fought tor The freedom of Jerusalem, when full Of sweat and enemies' blood, have made their helmets The fount, out of which, with theirholy hands. They drew that heavenly liquor ; 'twas ap- proved then By the holy church, nor must I think it now,. In you, a work less pious. Vitel. You confirm me ; I will find a way to do it. In the mean time,. Your holy vows assist me ! Fran. They shall ever Be present with you. Vitel. You shall see me act This last scene to the life. Fran. And though now fall, Rise a bless'd martyr. Vitel. That's my end, my all. \Exeunt. SCENE II. A Street. Enter Grimaldi, Master, Boatswain, and Sailors. Boatsw. Sir, if you slip this opportunity, Never expect the like. Mast. With as much ease now We may steal the ship out of the harbour, captain, As ever gallants, in a wanton bravery, Have set upon a drunken constable, And bore him from a sleepy rug-gown'd watch : Be therefore wise. Grim. I must be honest too. And you shall wear that shape, you shall observe me, If that you purpose to continue mine. Think you ingratitude can be the parent To our unfeign'd repentance ? Do I owe A peace within here, kingdoms could not purchase, To my religious creditor, to leave him Open to danger, the great benefit Never remembered ! no ; though in her bottom We could stow up the tribute of the Turk ; Nay, grant the passage safe too ; I will never Consent to weigh an anchor up, till he, That only must, commands it. Boatsw. This religion Will keep us slaves and beggars. Mast. The fiend prompts me To change my copy : plague upon't ! we are seamen ; What have we to do with't, but for a snatch or so, At the end of a long Lent ? Enter Francisco. Boatsw. Mum : see who is here. Grim. My father ! THE RENEGADO. Fran. My good convert. I am full Of serious business which denies me leave To hold long conference with you : only thus much Briefly receive ; a day or two, at the most, Shall make me fit to take my leave of Tunis, Or give me lost for ever. Grim. Days nor years, Provided that my stay may do you service, But to me shall be minutes. Fran. I much thank you : In this small scroll you may in private read 'What my intents are ; and, as they grow ripe, I will instruct you further : in the mean time Borrow your late distracted looks and gesture ; The more dejected you appear, the less The viceroy must suspect you. ' Grim. I am nothing, But what you please to have me be. Fran. Farewell, sir. Be cheerful, master, something we will do, That shall reward itself in the performance ; And that's true prize indeed. Mast. I am obedient. Boatsiu. And I : there's no contending. {Exeunt Grim. Mast. Boatsw. and Sailors. Fran. Peace to you all ! Prosper, thou Great Existence, my en- deavours, As they religiously are undertaken, And distant equally from servile gain, Enter Paulina, Carazie, and Manto. Or glorious ostentation ! I am heard, In this blest opportunity, which in vain I long have waited for. I must show myself. O, she has found me ! now if she prove right, All hope will not forsake us. Paul. Further off; And in that distance know your duties too. You were bestow'd on me as slaves to serve me, And not as spies to pry into my actions, And after, to betray me. You shall find If any look of mine be unobserved, I am not ignorant of a mistress' power, And from whom I receive it. Car. Note this, Manto, The pride and scorn with which she enter- tains us, Now we are made hers by the viceroy's gift ! Our sweet condition'd princess, lair Donusa, Rest in her death wait on her ? never used us With such contempt. I would he had sent me To the gallies, or the gallows, when he gave me To this proud little devil. Mniit. I expect All tyrannous usage, but I must be patient ; And though, ten times a day, she tears these locks, Or makes this face her footstool, 'tis but justice. Paul. 'Tis a true story of my fortunes, father. My chastity preserved by miracle, Or your devotions for me ; and, believe it, What outward pride soe'er I counterfeit, Or state, to these appointed to attend me, I am not in my disposition alter'd, But still your humble daughter, and share with you In my poor brother's sufferings : all hell's torments Revenge it on accurs'd Grimaldi's soul, That, in his rape of me, gave a beginning To all the miseries that since have follow'd I Fran. Be charitable, and forgive him, gentle daughter. He's a changed man, and may redeem his fault In his fair life hereafter. You must bear too Your forced captivity, for 'tis no better, Though you wear golden fetters, and of him, Whom death affrights not, learn to hold out nobly. Paul. You are still the same good coun- sellor. Fran. And who knows, (Since what above is purposed, is inscru- table,) But that the viceroys's extreme dotage on you May be the parent of a happier birth Than yet our hopes dare fashion. Longer conference May prove unsafe for you and me ; however (Perhaps for trial) he allows you freedom. [Delivers a paper. From this learn therefore what you must attempt, Though with the hazard of yourself : heaven guard you, And give Vitelli patience ! then I doubt not But he will have a glorious uay, since some Hold truly, such as suffer, overcome. \Exeunt. SCENE III. A HallinAsxmbzgs Palace. Enter Asambeg, Mustapha, Aga, and Capiaga. Asam. What we commanded, see per- form 'd ; and fail not In all things to be punctual. Aga. We shall, sir. [Exeunt Aga and Capiaga. Musta. Tis strange, that you should use such circumstance To a delinquent of so mean condition. THE RENEGADO. Asam. Had he appeared in a more sordid shape Than disguised greatness ever deign'd to mask in, The gallant bearing of his present fortune Aloud proclaims him noble. Musta. If you doubt him To be a man built up for great employments, And, as a cunning spy, sent to explore The city's strength or weakness, you by torture May force him to discover it. Asam. That were base ; Nor dare I do such injury to virtue And bold assured courage ; neither can I Be won to think, but if I should attempt it, I shoot against the moon. He that hath stood The roughest battery, that captivity Could ever bring to shake a constant temper ; Despised the fawnings of a future greatness, By beauty, in her full perfection, tender'd ; That hears of death as of a quiet slumber, And from the surplusage of his own firmness, Can spare enough of fortitude, to assure A feeble woman ; will not, Mustapha, Be alter'd in his soul for any torments We can afflict his body with. Musta. Do your pleasure : I only offer'd you a friend's advice, But without gall or envy to the man That is to suffer. But what do you determine Of poor Grimaldi? the disgrace call'd on him, I hear, has run him mad. Asam. There weigh the difference In the true temper of their minds. The one, A pirate, sold to mischiefs, rapes, and all That make a slave relentless and obdurate, Yet, of himself wanting the inward strengths That should defend him, sinks beneath compassion Or pity of a man : whereas this merchant, Acquainted only with a civil life ; Arm'd in himself, intrench'd and fortified With his own virtue, valuing life and death At the same price, poorly does not invite A favour, but commands us to do him right ; Which unto him, and her we both once honour'd As a just debt, I gladly pay ; they enter. Now sit we equal hearers. A dreadful music. Enter at one door, the Aga, Janizaries, Vitelli, Francisco, and Gazet ; at the other, Donusa, (her train borne -up], Paulina, Carazie, and Manto. Musta. I shall hear And see, sir, without passion ; my wrongs arm me. Vitel. A joyful preparation ! To whose bounty Owe we our thanks for gracing thus our hymen ? The notes, though dreadful to the ear, sound here As our epithalamium were sung By a celestial choir, and a full chorus Assured us future happiness. These that lead me Gaze not with wanton eyes upon my bride, Nor for their service are repaid by me With jealousies or fears ; nor do they envjr My passage to those pleasures from which death Cannot deter me. Great sir, pardon me :- Imagination of the joys I haste to Made me forget my duty ; but the form And ceremony past, I will attend you, And with our constant resolution feast you ;: Not with coarse cates, forgot as soon as tasted, But such as shall, while you have memory, Be pleasing to the palate. Fran. Be not lost In what you purpose. \_Exit. Gaz. Call you this a marriage ! It differs little from hanging ; I cry at it. Vitel. See, where my bride appears ! in what full lustre ! As if the virgins that bear up her train Had long contended to receive an honour Above their births, in doing her this service* Nor comes she fearful to meet those delights, Which, once past o'er, immortal pleasures follow. I need not, therefore, comfort or encourage Her forward steps ; and I should offer wrong To her mind's fortitude, should I but ask How she can brook the rough high-going sea, Over whose foamy back our ship, well rigg'd With hope and strong assurance, must transport us. Nor will I tell her, when we reach the haven, Which tempests shall not hinder, what loud welcome Shall entertain us ; nor commend the place, To tell whose least perfection would strike dumb The eloquence of all boasted in story, Though join'd together. Don. 'Tis enough, my dearest, I dare not doubt you ; as your humble shadow, Lead where you please, I follow. Vitel. One suit, sir, And willingly I cease to be a beggar ; And that you may with more security hear it, 162 THE RENEGADO. Know, 'tis not life I'll ask, nor to defer . Our deaths, but a few minutes. Asam. Speak ; 'tis granted. Vitel. We being now to take our latest leave, And grown of one belief, I do desire I may have your allowance to perform it, But in the fashion which we Christians use Upon the like occasions. Asam. 'Tis allow'd of. Vitel. My service : haste, Gazet, to the next spring, And bring me of it. Gaz. Would I could as well Fetch you a pardon ; I would not run but fly, And be here in a moment. [Exit. Musta. What's the mystery Of this ? discover it. Vitel. Great sir, I'll tell you. Each country hath its own peculiar rites : Some, when they are to die, drink store of wine, Which, pour'd in liberally, does oft beget A bastard valour, with which arm'd, they bear The not-to-be declined charge of death With less fear and astonishment : others take Drugs to procure a heavy sleep, that so They may insensibly receive the means That casts them in an everlasting slumber ; Others Re-enter Gazet, with water, O welcome ! Asam. Now the use of yours ? Vitel. The clearness of this is a perfect sign Of innocence : and as this washes off Stains and pollutions from the things we wear; Thrown thus upon the forehead, it hath power To purge those spots that cleave upon the mind, [Sprinkles it on her face. If thankfully received. Asam. 'Tis a strange custom. Vitel. How do you entertain it, my Donusa? Feel you no alteration, no new motives, No unexpected aids, that may confirm you In that to which you were inclined before ? Don. I am another woman; till this minute I never lived, nor durst think how to die. How long have I been blind ! yet on the sudden, By this blest means, I feel the films of error I Ta'en from my soul's eyes. O divine phy- sician ! That hast bestow'd a sight on me, which Death, Though ready to embrace me in his arms, Cannot take from me : let me kiss the hand That did this miracle, and seal my thanks Upon those lips from whence these sweet words vanish'd, That freed me from the cruellest of prisons, Blind ignorance and misbelief. False pro- phet ! Impostor Mahomet ! Asam. I'll hear no more, You do abuse my favours ; sever them : Wretch, if thou hadst another life to lose, This blasphemy deserved it ; instantly Carry them to their deaths. Vitel. We part now, blest one, To meet hereafter in a kingdom, where Hell's malice shall not reach us. Paul. Ha ! ha ! ha ! Asam. What means my mistress ? Paul. Who can hold her spleen, When such ridiculous follies are presented, The scene, too, made religion ? O, my lord, How from one cause two contrary effects Spring up upon the sudden ! Asam. This is strange. Paul. That which hath fool'd her in her death, wins me, That hitherto have barr'd myself from pleasure, To live in all delight. Asam. There's music in this. Paul. I now will run as fiercely to your arms As ever longing woman did, borne high On the swift wings of appetite. Vitel. O devil ! Paul. Nay, more ; for there shall be no odds betwixt us, I will turn Turk. Gaz. Most of your tribe do so, When they begin in whore. [Aside. Asam. You are serious, lady ? Paul. Serious ! but satisfy me in a suit That to the world may witness that I have Some power upon you, and to-morrow challenge Whatever's in my gift ; for I will be At your dispose. Gaz. That's ever the subscription To a damn'd whore's false epistle. [Aside. Asam. Ask this hand, Or, if thou wilt, the heads of these. I am rapt Beyond myself with joy. Speak, speak, what is it ? Paul. But twelve short hours' reprieve for this base couple. Asam. The reason, since you hate them ? Paul. That I may THE REN EG ADO. Have time to triumph o'er this wretched woman. I'll be myself her guardian ; I will feast, Adorned in her choice and richest jewels : Commit him to what guards you please. Grant this, I am no more mine own, but yours. Asam. Enjoy it ; Repine at it who dares : bear him safe off To the black tower, but give him all things useful : The contrary was not in your request ? Paul. I do contemn him. Don. Peace in death denied me ! Paul. Thou shalt not go in liberty to thy grave ; For one night a sultana is my slave. Musta. A terrible little tyranness ! Asam. No more ; Her will shall be a law. Till now ne'er happy ! \Exeunt. SCENE IV. A Street. Enter Francisco, Grimaldi, Master, Boat- swain, and Sailors. Grim. Sir, all things are in readiness ; the Turks, That seized upon my ship, stow'd under hatches ; My men resolved and cheerful. Use but means To get out of the ports, we will be ready To bring you aboard, and then (heaven be but pleased) This, for the viceroy's fleet ! Fran. Discharge your parts ; In mine I'll not be wanting: Fear not, master ; Something will come along to fraught your bark, That you will have just cause to say you never Made such a voyage. Must. We will stand the hazard. Fran. What's the best hour ? Boatsw. After the second watch. Fran. Enough ; each to his charge. Grim. We will be careful. \Exeunt. SCENE V. A Room in Asambeg's Palace. Enter Paulina, Donusa, Carazie, and Manto. Paul. Sit, madam, it is fit that I attend you ; And pardon, I beseech you, my rude language, To which the sooner you will be invited, When you shall understand, no way was left me To free you from a present execution, But by my personating that which never My nature was acquainted with. Don. I believe you. Paul. You will, when you shall under- stand I may Receive the honour to be known unto you By a nearer name : and, not to rack you further, The man you please to favour is my brother ; No merchant, madam, but a gentleman Of the best rank in Venice. Don. I rejoice in't ; But what's this to his freedom ? for myself, Were he well off, I were secure. Paul. I have A present means, not plotted by myself, But a religious man, my confessor, That may preserve all, if we had a sen-ant Whose faith we might rely on. Don. She, that's now Your slave, was once mine ; had I twenty lives, I durst commit them to her trust. Mant. O madam ! I have been false, forgive me : I'll re- deem it By anything, however desperate, You please to impose upon me. Paul. Troth, these tears, I think, cannot be counterfeit ; I believe her, And, if you please, will try her. Don. At your peril ; There is no further danger can look towards me. Paul. This only then canst thou use means to carry This bake-meat to Vitelli? Mant. With much ease ; I am familiar with the guard ; beside, It being known it was I that betray'd him, My entrance hardly will of them be ques- tion'd. Paul. About it then. Say, that 'twas sent to him From his Donusa ; bid him search the midst of it, He there shall find a cordial. Mant. What I do Shall speak my care and faith. [Exit. Don. Good fortune with thee ! Paul. You cannot eat ? Don. The time we thus abuse We might employ much better. Paul. I am glad To hear this from you. As for you, Carazie, If our intents do prosper, make choice, whether M2 i6 4 THE REN EGA DO. You'll steal away with your two mistresses, Or take your fortune. Car. I'll be gelded twice first ; Hang him that stays behind. Paul. I wait you, madam. Were but my brother off, by the command Of the doting viceroy there's no guard dare stay me ; And I will safely bring you to the place, Where we must expect him. Don. Heaven be gracious to us ! [Exeunt. SCENE VI. A Room in the Black Tower. Enter Vitelli, Aga, and Guard, at the door. Vitel. Paulina to fall off thus ! 'tis to me More terrible than death, and, like an earth- quake, Totters this walking building, such I am ; And in my sudden ruin would prevent, By choaking up at once my vital spirits, This pompous preparation for my death. But I am lost ; that good man, good Fran- cisco, Deliver'd me a paper, which till now I wanted leisure to peruse. [Reads the paper. Aga. This Christian Fears not, it seems, the near approaching sun, Whose second rise he never must salute. Enter Manto -with the baked-meat. 1 Guard. Who's that ? 2 Guard. Stand. Aga. Manto ! Mant. Here's the viceroy's ring, Gives warrant to my entrance ; yet you may Partake of anything I shall deliver. 'Tis but a present to a dying man, Sent from the princess that must suffer with him. Aga. Use your own freedom. Mant. I would not disturb This his last contemplation. Vitel. O, 'tis well ! He has restored all, and I at peace again With my Paulina. Mant. Sir, the sad Donusa, Grieved for your sufferings, more than for her own, Knowing the long and tedious pilgrimage You are to take, presents you with this cordial, Which privately she wishes you should taste of; And search the middle part, where you shall find Something that hath the operation to Make death look lovely. Vitel. I will not dispute What she commands, but serve it. [Exit. Aga. Prithee, Manto, How hath the unfortunate princess spent this night, Under her proud new mistress? Manl. With such patience As it o'ercomes the other's insolence, Nay, triumphs o'er her pride. My much: haste now Commands me hence ; but, the sad tragedy past, I'll give you satisfaction to the full Of all hath pass'd, and a true character Of the proud Christian's nature. [Exit, Aga. Break the watch up ; What should we fear i' the midst of our own strengths ? 'Tis but the basha's jealousy. Farewell, soldiers ! [Exeunt. SCENE VII. An upper Room in the same. Enter Vitelli with the baked-meat. Vitel. There's something more in this than means to cloy A hungry appetite, which I must discover. She will'd me search the midst : thus, thus I pierce it. Ha ! what is this ? a scroll bound up ia packthread ! What may the mystery be ? [Reads. Son, let down this packthread at the west window of the castle. By it you shall draw up a ladder of ropes, by which you may descend : your dearest Donusa with the rest of your friends below attend you. Heaven prosper you ! best of men ! he that gives up himself To a true religious friend, leans not upon A false deceiving reed, but boldly builds Upon a rock ; which now with joy I find In reverend Francisco, whose good vows, Labours, and watchings, in my hoped-for freedom, Appear a pious miracle. I come, 1 come with confidence ; though the descent Were steep as hell, I know I cannot slide, Being call'd dpwn by such a faithful guide. [Exit. SCENE VIII. A Room in Asambeg's Palace. Enter Asambeg, Mustapha, and Janizaries. Asam. Excuse me, Mustapha, though this night to me Appear as tedious as that treble one Was to theworld, when Jove on fair Alcmena Begot Alcides. Were you to encounter Those ravishing pleasures, which the slow- paced hours THE RENEGADO. 165 (To me they are such) bar me from, you would, With your continued wishes, strive to imp New feathers to the broken wings of time, And chide the amorous sun, for too long dalliance In Thetis' watery bosom. Musta. You are too violent In your desires, of which you are yet un- certain ; Having no more assurance to enjoy them, Than a weak woman's promise, on which wise men Faintly rely. Asam. Tush ! she is made of truth ; And what she says she will do, holds as firm As laws in brass, that know no change : [A chamber shot off. What's this? Some new prize brought in, sure Enter Aga hastily. Why are thy looks So ghastly? Villain, speak ! Aga. Great sir, hear me, Then after, kill me : we are all betray f d. The false Grimaldi, sunk in your disgrace, With his confederates, has seized his ship, And those that guarded it stowed under hatches. With him the condemn'd princess, and the merchant, That, with a ladder made of ropes, descended From the black tower, in which he was en- closed, And your fair mistress Asam. Ha! Aga. With all their train, And choicest jewels, are gone safe aboard : Their sails spread forth, and with a fore- right gale Leaving our coast, in scorn of all pursuit, As a farewell, they shew'd a broadside to us. Asam. No more. Micsta. Now note your confidence ! Asam. No more. O my credulity ! I am too full Of grief and rage to speak. Dull, heavy fool ! Worthy of all the tortures that the frown Of thy incensed master can throw on thee, Without one man's compassion ! I will hide This head among the desarts, or some cave Fill'd with my shame and me ; where I alone May die without a partner in my moan. {Exeunt. The Parliament of Love. DRAMATIS AS FAR AS THEY APPEAR IN THE Charles VIII. king of France. Duke of Orleans. Duke of Nemours. Chamont, a nobleman ; once guardian to Bellisant. PERSONS, REMAINING SCENES OF THIS PLAY. Montrose, a noble gentleman, in love with Bellisant. Cleremond, in love with Leonora. Clarindore, a wild courtier. Dinant, physician to the court. Bellisant, a noble lady. Lamira, wife to Chamont. Beaupre, (supposed Calista, ) -wife to Clarin- dore. Leonora. : Clarinda, wife to Dinant. ' Other Courtiers, Priest, Officers, Servants, frc. SCENE, Paris, and the adjacent country. ACT I. SCENE IV. A Room in Bellisant's House. Enter Chamont and Bellisant. Cham. ....... I did discharge the trust imposed upon me, Being your guardian. Bell. 'Tis with truth acknowledged. Cham. The love I then bore to you, and desire To do you all good offices of a friend, Continues with me, nay, increases, lady ; And, out of this assurance, I presume, What, from a true heart, I shall now deliver, Will meet a gentle censure. Bell. When you speak, Whate'er the subject be, I gladly hear. Chain. To tell you of the greatness of your state, And from what noble stock you are derived, Were but impertinence, and a common theme, Since you well know both. What I am to speak of, Touches you nearer ; therefore, give me leave To say, that, howsoever your great bounties, Continual feasting, princely entertainments, May gain you the opinion of some few Of a brave generous spirit, (the best harvest That you can hope for from such costly seed,) You cannot yet, amongst the multitude, (Since, next unto the princes of the blood, The eyes of all are fix'd on you,) but give Some wounds, which will not close without a scar, To your fair reputation, and good name ; In suffering such a crew of riotous gallants, Not of the best repute, to be so frequent Both in your house and presence : this, 'tis rumour'd, Little agrees with the curiousness of honour, Or modesty of a maid. Bell. Not to dwell long Upon my answer, I must thank your good- ness, And provident care, that have instructed me What my revenues are, by which I measure How far I may expend ; and yet I find not That I begin to waste ; nor would I add To what I now possess. I am myself ; And for my fame, since I am innocent here, This, for the world's opinion ! Cham. Take heed, madam. That [world's] opinion, which you slight, confirms This lady for immodest, and proclaims Another for a modest ; whereas the first Ne'er knew what loose thoughts were, ami the praised second Had never a cold dream. Bell. I dare not argue : But what means to prevent this ? Cham. Noble marriage. Bell. Pardon me, sir ; and do not think I scorn THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. 167 Your grave advice, which I have ever fol- lowed, Though not pleased in it. Would you have me match with wealth ? I need it not : Or hunt for honour, and increase of titles ? In truth, I rest ambitious of no greater Than what my father left. Or do you judge My blood to run so high, that 'tis not in Physic to cool me ? I yet feel no such heat : But when, against my will, it grows upon me, I'll think upon your counsel. Cham. If you resolve, then, To live a virgin, you have To which you may retire, and ha- . To In And live cont- Bell. What proof Should I give of my continence, if I lived Not seen, nor seeing any ? Spartan Helen, Corinthian Lais, or Rome's Messaline, So mew'd up, might have died as they were born, By lust un tempted : no, it is the glory Of chastity to be tempted, tempted home too, The honour else is nothing ! I would be The first example to convince, for liars, Those poets, that with sharp and bitter rhymes Proclaim aloud, that chastity has no being, But in a cottage : and so confident I am in this to conquer, that I will Expose myself to all assaults ; see masques, And hear bewitching sonnets ; change dis- course With one that, for experience, could teach Ovid To write, a better way, his Art of Love : Feed high, and take and give free entertain- ment, Lend Cupid eyes, and new artillery, Deny his mother for a deity ; Yet every burning shot he made at me, Meeting with my chaste thoughts, should lose their ardour ; Which when I have o'ercome, malicious men Must, to their shame, confess it's possible, For a young lady, (some say fair,) at court, To keep her virgin honour. Cham. May you prosper In this great undertaking ! I'll not use A syllable to divert you : but must be A suitor in another kind. Bell. Whate'er it be, 'Tis granted. Cham. It is only to accept A present from me. Bell. Call you this a suit ? Cham. Come in, Calista. Enter Beaupre, disguised a* i Moorish. Stove. This is one I would Bestow upon you. Bell. 'Tis the handsomest, I e'er saw of her country ; she hath neither Thick lips, nor rough curl'd hair. Cham. Her manners, lady, Upon my honour, better her good shape : She speaks our language too, for being sur- prised In Barbary, she was bestow'd upon A pirate of Marseilles, with whose wife She lived five years, and learn'd it ; there I bought her, As pitying her hard usage ; if you please To make her yours, you may. Bell. With many thanks. Come hither, pretty one ; fear not, you shall find me A gentle mistress. Beau. With my care and service, I'll study to preserve you such. Bell. Well answered. Come, follow me ; we'll instantly to court, And take my guests along. Chamb. They wait you, madam. [Exeunt, SCENE V. A State-room in the Palace. Flourish. Enter Charles, Orleans, Nemours, Philamour, and Lafort. Char. What solitude does dwell about our court ! Why this dull entertainment? Have I march'd Victorious through Italy, enter'd Rome, Like a triumphant conqueror, set my foot Upon the neck of Florence, tamed the pride Of the Venetians, scourged those petty tyrants, That . . . den of the world, to be home, nay, my house neglected ! (New Speaker.) . . the courtiers would appear therefore they presumed (New Speaker.) . . the ladies, sir, that glad time the choice. Enter Bellisant, Leonora, Lamira, Cla- rinda, Chamont, Montrose, Cleremond, Clarindore, Perigot, Novall, and other Courtiers. Phil. Here they come. i68 THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. Ladies. All happiness to your majesty ! Courtiers. And victory sit ever on your sword ! Char. Our thanks to all. But wherefore come you in divided troops, As if the mistresses would not accept Their servants' guardship, or the servants, slighted, Refuse to offer it ? You all wear sad looks : ' On Perigot appears not that blunt mirth ! Which his face used to promise ; on Mon- trose I There hangs a heavy dulness ; Cleremond Droops e'en to death, and Clarindore hath lost Much of his sharpness ; nay, these ladies too, Whose sparkling eyes did use to fire the court i With various inventions of delight, Part with their splendour. What's the cause? from whence Proceeds this alteration ? Peri. I am troubled With the toothache, or with love, I know hot whether ; There is a worm in both. [Aside. Clarin. It is their pride. Bell. Or your unworthiness. Cler. The honour that i The French dames held for courtesy, above 1 All ladies of the earth, dwells not in these, That glory in their cruelty. Leon. The desert The chevaliers of France were truly lords of, And which your grandsires really did possess, At no part you inherit. Bell. Ere they durst Presume to offer service to a lady, In person they perform'd some gallant acts The fame of which prepared them gracious hearing, Ere they made their approaches : what coy she, then, 1 Though great in birth, not to be parallel'd : For nature s liberal bounties, both set off With fortune's trappings, wealth ; but, with delight, Gladly acknowledged such a man her servant, To whose heroic courage, and deep wisdom, The flourishing commonwealth, and thank- ful king, Confess'd themselves for debtors ? Whereas, now, If you have travelled Italy, and brought home Some remnants of the language, and can set Your faces in some strange and ne'er-seen posture, Dance a lavolta, and be rude and saucy ; Protest, and swear, and damn, (for these are ! acts That most think grace them,) and then view , yourselves In the deceiving mirror of self-love, You do conclude there hardly is a woman That can be worthy of you. Mont. We would grant We are not equal to our ancestors In noble undertakings, if we thought, In us a free confession would persuade you, Not to deny your own most wilful errors : And where you tax us for unservice, lady, I never knew a soldier yet, that could Arrive into your favour : we may suffer The winter's frost, and scorching summer's heat, When the hot lion's breath singeth the fields, To seek out victory ; yet, at our return, Though honour'd in our manly wounds, well taken, You say they do deform us, and the loss Of much blood that way, renders us unfit To please you in your chambers. Clarin. I must speak A little in the general cause : Your beauties Are charms that do enchant so . Knowing that we are fastened in your toils ; In which to struggle, or strive to break out, Increases the captivity. Never Circe, Sated with such she purposed to transform, Or cunning Siren, for whose fatal music Nought but the hearer's death could satisfy, Knew less of pity. Nay, I dare go further, And justify your majesty hath lost More resolute and brave courageous spirits In this same dull and languishing fight of love, Than e'er your wars took from you. Char. No reply : This is a cause we will determine of, And speedily redress : Tamed Italy, With fear, confesses me a warlike king, And France shall boast I am a prince of love. Shall we, that keep perpetual parliaments For petty suits, or the least injury Offer'd the goods or bodies of our subjects, Not study a cure for the sickness of the mind, Whose venomous contagion hath infected Our bravest servants, and the choicest beauties Our court is proud of? These are wounds require A kingly surgeon, and the honour worthy By us to be accepted. Phil. It would add To the rest of your great actions. THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. 169 Laf. But the means Most difficult, I fear. Cham. You shall do more, sir, If you perform this, than I e'er could read The sons of Saturn, that by lot divided The government of the air, the sea, and hell, Had spirit to undertake. Char. Why, this more fires me ; And now partake of my design. With speed Erect a place of justice near the court, Which we'll have styled, the PARLIAMENT OF LOVE : Here such whose humble service is not con- sider'd By their proud mistresses, freely may com- plain ; And shall have hearing and redress. Nov. O rare ! Peri. I like this well. Char. And ladies that are wrong'd By such as do profess themselves their ser- vants, May cite them hither, and their cause de- liver'd Or by their own tongues, or fee'd advocates, Find sudden satisfaction. Nov. What a rascal j Was I to leave the law ! I might have had I Clients and clients. Ne'er was such a time For any smooth-chinn'd advocate. Peri. They will get the start , Of the ladies' spruce physicians, starve their chaplains, Though never so well timber'd. Char. 'Tis our will, Nor shall it be disputed. Of this court, Or rather, sanctuary of pure lovers, My lord of Orleans, and Nemours, assisted By the messieurs Philamour and Lafort, are judges. 1 You have worn Venus's colours from your youth, j And cannot, therefore, but be sensible I Of all her mysteries : what you shall deter- mine, j In the way of penance, punishment, or reward, j Shall . the trial ; a month we grant you j . . . amours, which expired, j . make your complaints, and be assured . impartial hearing ; this determined, . . rest of our affairs. \Exeunt. ACT II. SCENE I. A Room in Clarindore's House. Enter Clarindore, Montrose, Perigot, and Novall. Peri. I do not relish The last part of the king's speech, though I was Much taken with the first. Nov. Your reason, tutor? Peri. Why, look you, pupil ; the decree, that women Should not neglect the service of their lovers, But pay them from the exchequer they were born with, Was good and laudable ; they being created To be both tractable and tactable, When they are useful : but to have it order 'd, All women that have stumbled in the dark, Or given, by owl-light, favours, should com- plain, Is most intolerable : I myself shall have, Of such as trade in the streets, and scaped my pockets, Of progress laundresses, and marketwomen, When the king's pleasure's known, a thou- sand bills Preferr'd against me. Clarin. This is out of season : Nothing to madam Bellisant, that, in public. Hath so inveigh'd against us. Nov. She's a Fury, I dare no more attempt her. Peri. I'll not venture To change six words with her for half her state, Or stay, till she be trimm'd, from wine and women, For any new monopoly. Mont. I will study How to forget her, shun the tempting poison Her looks, and magic of discourse, still offer, And be myself again : since there's no hope, Twere madness to pursue her. Peri. There are madams Better brought up, 'tis thought, and wives that dare not Complain in parliament ; there'ssafe trading, pupil : And, when she finds she is of all forsaken, Let my lady Pride repent in vain, and mump, And envy others' markets. Clarin. May I ne'er prosper But you are three of the most fainting spirits, That ever I conversed with ! You do well To talk of progress laundresses, punks, and beggars ; The wife of some rich tradesman with three teeth, And twice so many hairs : truck with old: ladies, That nature hath given o'er, that owe their doctors For an artificial life, that are so frozen. 170 THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. That a sound plague cannot thaw them ; but despair, I give you over : never hope to take A velvet petticoat up, or to commit With an Italian cutwork smock, when torn too. Mont. And what hopes nourish you? Clarin. Troth, mine are modest. j I am only confident to win the lady I You dare not look on, and now, in the height i Of her contempt and scorn, to humble her, ! And teach her at what game her mother play'd, ! When she was got ; and, cloy'd with those poor toys, ! As I find her obedient and pleasing, I may perhaps descend to marry her : Then, with a kind of state, I take my chair, j Command a sudden muster of my servants, And, after two or three majestic hums, It being known all is mine, peruse my writings, Let out this manor, at an easy rate, To such a friend, lend this ten thousand crowns, For the redemption of his mortgaged land, Give to each by-blow I know mine, a farm, Erect . . . this in conse- . That pleased me in my youth, but now grown stale. These things first ordered by me, and con- firm 'd By Bellisant, my wife, I care not much If, out of her own lands, I do assign her 1 Some pretty jointure. Peri. Talk'st thou in thy sleep? Nov. Or art thou mad ? i Clarin. A little elevated i With the assurance of my future fortune : Why do you stare and grin ? I know this must be, And I will lay three thousand crowns, within A month I will effect this. Mont. How! Clarin. Give proof I have enjoy 'd fair Bellisant, evident proof I have pluck'd her virgin rose, so long pre- served, Not, like a play-trick, with a chain or ring Stolen by corruption, but, against her will, Make her confess so much. Mont. Impossible. Clarin. Then the disgrace be mine, the profit yours. If that you think her chastity a rock Not to be moved or shaken," or hold me A flatterer of myself, or overweener, Let me pay for my foolery. Peri. I'll engage Myself for a thousand. Nov. I'll not out for a second. Mont. I would gladly lose a third part for assurance No virgin can stand constant long. Clarin. Leave that To the trial : let us to a notary, Draw the conditions, see the crowns de- posited, And then I will not cry, St. Dennis for me ! But Love, blind archer, aid me ! Peri. Look you thrive ; I would not be so jeer'd and hooted at, As you will be else. Clarin. I will run the hazard. [Exeunt. SCENE II. A Room in Leonora's House. Enter Leonora and a Servant. Serv. He will not be denied. Leon. Slave, beat him back. I feed such whelps ! Serv. Madam, I rattled him, Rattled him home. Leon. Rattle him hence, you rascal, Or never see me more. Enter Cleremond. Serv. He comes : a sword ! What would you have me do ? Shall I cry murder, Or raise the constable ? Leon. Hence, you shaking coward ! Serv. I am glad I am so got off : here's a round sum [Looking at his money. For a few bitter words ! Be not shook off, sir ; I'll see none shall disturb you. [Exit. Cler. You might spare These frowns, good lady, on me ; they are useless, I am shot through and through with your disdain, And on my heart the darts of scorn so thick, That there's no vacant place left to receive Another wound : their multitude is grown My best defence, and do confirm me that You cannot hurt me further. Leon. Wert thou not Made up of impudence, and slaved to folly, Did any drop of noble blood remain In thy lustful veins, hadst thou or touch, or relish, Of modesty, civility, or manners, Or but in thy deformed outside only Thou didst retain the essence of a man, . so many THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. 171 And loathing to thy person, thou wouldst not Force from a blushing woman that rude language, Thy baseness first made me acquainted with. tier. Now saint-like patience guard me ! Leon. I have heard Of mountebanks, that to vent their drugs and oils, Have so enured themselves to poison, that They could digest a venom'd toad, or spider, Belter than wholesome viands : in the list Of such I hold thee ; for that bitterness Of speech, reproof, and scorn, by her de- livered Whom thou prof essest to adore, and shake at, Which would deter all mankind but thyself, Do nourish in thee saucy hopes, with pleasure. Cler. Hear but my just defence. Leon. Yet, since thou art So spaniel-like affected, and thy dotage Increases from abuse and injury, That way I'll once more feast thee. Of all men I ever saw yet, in my settled judgment, Spite of thy barber, tailor, and perfumer, And thine adulterate and borrow'd helps, Thou art the ugliest creature ; and when trimm'd up To the height, as thou imagin'st, in mine eyes, A leper with a clap-dish, (to give notice He is infectious,) in respect of thee, Appears a young Adonis. Cler. You look on me In a false glass, madarn. - Leon. Then thy dunghill mind, Suitable to the outside, never yet Produced one gentle thought, knowing her want Of faculties to put it into act. Thy courtship, as absurd as any zany's, After a practised manner ; thy discourse, Though full of bombast phrase, never brought matter W T orthy the laughing at, much less the hearing. But I grow weary ; for, indeed, to speak thee, Thy ills I mean, and speak them to the full, Would tire a thousand women's voluble tongues, And twice so many lawyers' for a farewell, I'll sooner clasp an incubus, or hug A fork'd-tongued adder, than meet thy em- braces, Which, as the devil, I fly from. Cler. Now you have spent The utmost of your spleen, I would not say Your malice, set off to the height with fiction, Allow me leave, (a poor request, which judges Seldom deny unto a man condemn d,) A little to complain : for, being censured, Or to extenuate, or excuse my guilt, Were but to wash an Ethiop. How oft, with tears, When the inhuman porter has forbid My entrance by your most severe commands, Have these eyes wash'd your threshold ! Did there ever Come novelty to Paris, rich or rare, Which but as soon as known was not pre- sented, Howe'er with frowns refused ? Have I not brought The braveries of France before your window, To fight at barriers, or to break a lance, Or, in their full career, to take the ring, To do you honour ? and then, being refused To speak my grief, my arms, my impresses, The colours that I wore, in a dumb sorrow Express'd how much I suffer'd in the rigour Of your displeasure. Leon. Two months hence I'll have The Cler. Stay, best madam, I am growing to a period. Leon. Pray you do ; I here shall take a nap else, 'tis so pleasing. Cler. Then only this : the voice you now contemn, You once did swear was musical ; you have met too These lips in a soft encounter, and have brought An equal ardour with you : never lived A happier pair of lovers. I confess, After you promised marriage, nothing want- ing But a few days expired, to make me happy, My violent impatience of delay Made me presume, and with some amorous- force, To ask a full fruition of those pleasures Which sacred Hymen to the world makes^ lawful, Before his torch was lighted ; in this only, You justly can accuse me. Leon. Dar'st thou think That this offence can ever find a pardon, Unworthy as thou art ! Cler. But you most cruel, That, in your studied purpose of revenge, Cast both divine and human laws behind you,. And only see their rigour, not their mercy. Offences of foul shape, by holy writ Are warranted remission, provided That the delinquent undergo the penance 172 THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. Imposed upon him by his confessor : But you, that should be mine, and only can Or punish or absolve me, are so far From doing me right, that you disdain to hear me. Leon. Now I may catch him in my long- wish 'd toils ; My hate help me to work it ! [Aside.] To what purpose, Poor and pale spirited man, should I expect From thee the satisfaction of a wrong, Compared to which, the murder of a brother Were but a gentle injury? Cler. Witness, heaven, All blessings hoped by good men, and all tortures The wicked shake at, no saint left unsworn by, That, uncompell'd, I here give up myself Wholly to your devotion : if I fail To do whatever you please to command, To expiate my trespass to your honour, So that, the task perform 'd, you likewise swear, First to forgive, and after marry me, May I endure more sharp and lingering torments Than ever tyrants found out ! maymyfriends With scorn, not pity, look upon my suffer- ings, And at my last gasp, in the place of hope., Sorrow, despair, possess me ! Leon. You are caught, Most miserable fool, but fit to be so ; And 'tis but justice that thou art delivered Into her power that's sensible of a wrong, And glories to revenge it. Let me study What dreadful punishment, worthy my fury, I shall inflict upon thee ; all the malice Of injured women help me ! Death ? that's nothing, 'Tis, to a conscious wretch, a benefit, And not a penance ; else, on the next tree, For sport's sake I would make thee hang thyself. Cler. What have I done? Leon. What cannot be recall'd. To row for seven years in the Turkish gallies ? A flea-biting ! To be sold to a brothel, Or a common bagnio ? that's a trifle too ! Furies, The lashes of their whips pierce through the mind. I'll imitate them : I have it too. Cler. Remember You are a woman. Leon. I have heard thee boast, That of all blessings in the earth next me, The number of thy trusty, faithful friends, Made up thy happiness : out of these, I charge thee, And by thine own repeated oaths conjure thee, To kill the best deserver. Do not start ; I'll have no other penance. Then to practise, To find some means he that deserves thee best, By undertaking something others fly from : This done, I am thine. Cler. But hear me. Leon. Not a syllable : And till then, ne"ver see me. [Exit. Cler. I am lost, j Foolishly lost and sunk by mine own base- ness : I'll say only, With a heart-breaking patience, yet not rave, Better the devil's than a woman's slave. [Exit. SCENE III. A Room in Bellisant's House. Enter Clarindore and Beaupre". Clarin. Nay, prithee, good Calista Beau. As I live, sir, She is determined to be private, and charged me, Till of herself she broke up her retirement, Not to admit a visitant. Clarin. Thou art a fool, And I must have thee learn to know thy strength ; There never was a sure path to the mistress, But by her minister's help, which I will pay for : [Gives her his purse. But yet this is but trash ; hark in thine ear By love ! I like thy person, and will make Full payment that way ; be thou wise. Beau. Like me, sir ! One of my dark complexion ! Clarin. I am serious : The curtains drawn, and envious light shut out, The soft touch heightens appetite, and takes more Than colour, Venus 'dressing, in the day time, But never thought on in her midnight revels. Come, I must have thee mine. Beau. But how to serve you ? Clarin. Be speaking still my praises to thy lady, How much I love and languish for her bounties : You may remember too, how many madams Are rivals for me, and, in way of caution, Say you have heard, when I was wild, how dreadful My name was to a profess'd courtezan, Still asking more than she could give THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. 173- Enter Bellisant. Beau. My lady ! Bell. Be within call : [Aside, to the Servants within. How now, Clarindore, Courting my servant ! Nay, 'tis not my envy You now express yourself a complete lover, That, for variety's sake, if she be woman, Can change discourse with any. Clarin. All are foils I practise on, but when you make me happy In doing me that honour : I desired To hear her speak in the Morisco tongue ; Troth, 'tis a pretty language. Bell. Yes, to dance to : Look to those sweetmeats. \Exit Beaupre. Clarin. How ! by heaven, she aims To speak with me in private ! {Aside. Bell. Come, sit down ; Let's have some merry conference. Clarin. In which It That my whole life employ 'd to do you service, At no part can deserve. Bell. If you esteem it At such a rate, do not abuse my bounty, Or comment on the granted privacy, further Than what the text may warrant ; so you shall Destroy what I have built. Clarin. I like not this. [Aside. Bell. This new-erected Parliament of Love, It seems, has frighted hence my visitants : HowspendMontroseandPerigottheirhours? NovallandCleremond vanish'dinamoment ; I like your constancy yet. Clarin. That's good again ; She hath restored all : [Aside.] Pity them, good madam ; The splendour of your house and entertain - ment, Enrich'd with all perfections by yourself, Is too, too glorious for their dim eyes : You are above their element ; modest fools, That only dare admire ! and bar them from Comparing of these eyes to the fairest flowers, Giving you Juno's majesty, Pallas' wit, Diana's hand, and Thetis' pretty foot ; Or, when you dance, to swear that Venus leads The Loves and Graces from the Idalian green, And such hyperboles stolen out of playbooks, They would stand all day mute, and, as you were Some curious picture only to be look'd on, Presume no further. Bell. Pray you, keep your distance, And grow not rude. Clarin. Rude, lady ! manly boldness Cannot deserve that name ; 1 have studied- you, And love hath made an easy gloss upon The most abstruse and hidden mysteries Which you may keep conceal'd. You well may praise A bashful suitor, that is ravish 'd with A feather of your fan, or if he gain A riband from your shoe, cries out, Nil ultra ! Bell. And what would satisfy you ? Clarin. Not such poor trifles, I can assure you, lady. Do not I see You are gamesome, young, and active? that you love A man that, of himself, comes boldly on, That will not put your modesty to trouble, To teach him how to feed, when meat's before him ! That knows that you are flesh and blood, a creature, And born with such affections, that, like me, Now I have opportunity, and your favour, Will not abuse my fortune ? Should I stand now Licking my fingers, cry Ah me ! then kneel, And swear you were a goddess, kiss the- skirts Of your proud garments, when I were gone, I am sure I should be kindly laugh'd at for a coxcomb ; The story made the subject of your mirth, At your next meeting, when you sit in council, Among the beauties. Bell. Is this possible ? All due respect forgotten ! Clarin. Hang respect ! Are we not alone ? See, I dare touch this hand, And without adoration unglove it. A spring of youth is in this palm ; here Cupid, The moisture turn'd to diamonds, heads his arrows : The far-famed English Bath, or German- Spa, One drop of this will purchase. Shall this nectar Run useless, then, to waste? or these lips, That open like the morn, breathing perfumes On such as dare approach them, be un- touch'd ? They must, nay, 'tis in vain to make resis- tance, Be often kiss'd and tasted : You seem angry At ... I have displeased you. [ 74 THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. Bell, [to the Servants within.'] . . And come prepared, as if someAfrick monster, By force, had broke into my house. Enter Servants with drawn swords. Clarin. How's this ? Bell. Circle him round with death, and if he stir, Or but presume to speak, till I allow it, His body be the navel to the wheel, In which your rapiers, like so many spokes, Shall meet and fix themselves. Clarin. Were I off with life, This for my wager ! [Aside. Bell. Villain, shake and tremble At my just anger ! Which, of all my actions, Confined in virtuous limits, hath given life And birth to this presumption ? Hast thou ever Observed in me a wanton look or gesture, Not suiting with a virgin ? Have I been Prodigal in my favours, or given hopes, To nourish such attempts ? swear, and swear truly, What in thy soul thou think'st of me. Clarin. As of one Made up of chastity ; and only tried, Which I repent, what this might work upon you. Bell. The intent deserves not death ; but, sirrah, know Tis in my power to look thee dead. Clarin. 'Tis granted. Bell. I am not so cruel ; yet, for this insolence, Forbear my house for ever : if you are hot, You, ruffian-like, may force a parting kiss, As from a common gamester. Clarin. I am cool : She's a virago. [Aside. Bell. Or you may go boast, How bravely you came on, to your com- panions ; I will not bribe your silence : no reply. Now thrust him headlong out of doors, and see He never more pass my threshold. [Exit. Clarin. This comes of My daring : all hell's plagues light on the proverb That says, Faintheart but it is stale. Serv. Pray you walk, sir, We must shew you the way else. Clarin. Be not too officious. I am no bar for you to try your strength on. Sit quietly by this disgrace I cannot : Some other course I must be forced to take, Not for my wager now, but honour's sake. \Exeuni. ACT III. SCENE I. A Room in Chamont's House. Enter Chamont, Perigot, Novall, Dinant, Lamira, and Clarinda. Peri. Twas prince-like entertainment. Cham. You o'erprize it. Din. Your cheerful looks made every dish a feast, And 'tis that crowns a welcome. Lam. For my part, I hold society and honest mirth The greatest blessing of a civil life. Cla. Without good company, indeed, all dainties Lose their true relish, and, like painted grapes, Are only seen, not tasted. Nov. By this light, She speaks well, too ! I'll have a fling at her: She is no fit electuary for a doctor : A coarser julap may well cool his worship ; This cordial is for gallants. [Aside. Cham. Let me see, The night grows old : pray you often be my guests. Such as dare come unto a ... table, Although not crack'd with curious delicates, Have liberty to command it as their own : I may do the like with you, when you are married. Peri. Yes, 'tis likely, When there's no forage to be had abroad, Nor credulous husbands left to father chil- dren Of bachelors' begetting; when court wives Are won to grant variety is not pleasing, And that a friend at a pinch is useless to them, I but till then Cham. You have a merry time oft ; But we forget ourselves ; Gallants, good night. Good master doctor, when your leisure serves, Visit my house ; when we least need their art, Physicians look most lovely. Din. All that's in me, Is at your lordship's service. Monsieur Perigot, Monsieur Novall, in what I may be useful, Pray you command me. Nov. We'll wait on you home. Din. By no means, sir ; good night. [Exeunt all but Novall and Perigot. THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. '73 Nov. The knave is jealous. Peri. 'Tis a disease few doctors cure themselves of. Nov. I would he were my patient ! Peri. Do but practise To get his wife's consent, the way is easy. Nov. You may conclude so ; for myself, I grant I never was so taken with a woman, Nor ever had less hope. Peri. Be not dejected ; Follow but my directions, she's your own : I'll set thee in a course that shall not fail. I like thy choice ; but more of that here- after : Adultery is a safe and secret sin ; The purchase of a maidenhead seldom quits The danger and the labour : build on this, He that puts home shall find all women coming, The frozen Bellisant ever excepted. Could you believe the fair wife of Chamont, A lady never tainted in her honour, Should, at the first assault, (for till this night I never courted her,) yield up the fort That she hath kept so long ? Nov. 'Tis wondrous strange. What winning language used you? Peri. Thou art a child ; 'Tis action, not fine speeches, take a woman. Pleasure's their heaven ; and he that gives assurance That he hath strength to tame their hot desires, Is the prevailing orator : she but saw me Jump over six join'd stools, and after cut Some forty capers ; tricks that never miss, In a magnificent masque, to draw the eyes Of all the beauties in the court upon me, But straight she wrung my hand, trod on my toe, And said my mistress could not but be happy In such an able servant. I replied Bluntly, I was ambitious to be hers ; And she, nor coy, nor shy, straight enter- tain'd me : I begg'd a private meeting, it was granted, The time and place appointed. Nov. But remember, Chamont is your friend. > Peri. Now out upon thee, puisne ! As if a man so far e'er loved that title, But 'twas much more delight and tickling to him, To hug himself, and say, This is my cuckold ! Nov. But did he not observe thee ? Peri. Though he did, As I am doubtful, I will not desist ; The danger will endear the sport. Enter Clarindore. Nov. Forbear ; Here's Clarindore. Peri. We will be merry with him ; I have heard his entertainment. Join but with me, And we will jeer this self-opinion 'd fool Almost to madness. Nov. He's already grown Exceeding melancholy, and some say That's the first step to frenzy. Peri. I'll upon him. Save you, good monsieur ! no reply ? grown proud Of your success ? it is not well Clar. 'Tis come out ; these goslings Have heard of my Nov. We gratulate, Though we pay i'or't, your happy entrance to The certain favours, nay, the sure possession, Of madam Bellisant. Clar in. The young whelp too ! 'Tis well, exceeding well. Peri. 'Tis so, with you, sir ; But bear it modestly, faith it will become you: And being arrived at such a lordly revenue, As this your happy match instates you with, Two thousand crowns from me, and from Novall, Though we almost confess the wager lost, Will be a small addition. Nov. You mistake him ; Nor do I fear, out of his noble nature, But that he may be won to license us To draw our venture. Clarin. Spend your frothy wits, Do, do ; you snarl, but hurt not. Nov. O, give leave To losers for to speak. Peri. 'Tis a strange fate Some men are born to, and a happy star That reigned at your nativity ! it could not be else, A lady of a constancy like a rock, Not to be moved, and held impregnable, Should yield at the first assault ! Nov. Tis the reward Of a brave daring spirit. Peri. Tush ! we are dull ; Abuse our opportunities. Clarin. Have you done yet ? Peri. When he had privacy of discourse, he knew How to use that advantage ; did he stand Fawning, and crouching? no; he ran up boldly, Told her what she was born to, ruffled her, Kiss'd her, and toused her : all the passages i 7 6 THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. Are at court already ; and, 'tis said, a patent Is granted him, if any maid be chaste, For him to humble 'her, and a new name given him, The scornful-virgin tamer. Clarin. I may tame Your buffoon tongues, if you proceed. Nov. No anger. I have heard that Bellisant was so taken with Your manly courage, that she straight pre- pared you A sumptuous banquet. Peri. Yet his enemies Report it was a blanket. Nov. Malice ! malice ! She was shewing him her chamber too, and call'd for Perfumes, and cambric sheets. Peri. When, see the luck on't ! Against her will, her most unmannerly grooms, For so 'tis rumour'd, took him by the shoulders, And thrust him out of doors. Nov. Faith, sir, resolve us ; How was it? we would gladly know the truth, To stop the mouth of calumny. Clarin. Troth, sir, I'll tell you : One took me by the nose thus, and a second Made bold with me thus but one word more, you shall Feel new expressions and so, my gentle boobies, Farewell, and be hang'd. [Exit. Nov. We have nettled him. Peri. Had we stung him to death, it were but justice, An overweening braggard ! Nov. This is nothing To the doctor's wife. Peri. Come, we'll consult of it, And suddenly. Nov. I feel a woman's longing Till I am at it. Peri. Never fear ; she's thine own, boy. \Exeunt. SCENE II. A Street. Enter Cleremond. Cler. What have my sins been, heaven ? yet thy great pleasure Must not be argued. Was wretch ever bound On such a black adventure, in which only To wish to prosper is a greater cm se Than to me Of reason, understanding, and true ju igment. 'Twere a degree of comfort to myse'f I were stark mad ; or, like a beast c f prey, Prick'd on by griping hunger, all my th nights And faculties were wholly taken up To cloy my appetite, and could look no further : But I rise up a new example of Calamity, transcending all before me ; And I should gild my misery with false com- forts, If I compared it with an Indian slave's, That, with incessant labour to search out Some unknown mine, dives almost to the centre ; And, if then found, not thank'd of his proud master. But this, if put into an equal scale With my unparalleled fortune, will weigh nothing ; For from a cabinet of the choicest jewels That mankind e'er was rich in, whose least gem All treasure of the earth, or what is hid In Neptune's watery bosom, cannot pur- chase, I must seek out the richest, fairest, purest, And when by proof 'tis known it holds the- value, As soon as found destroy it. O most cruel ! And yet, when I consider of the many That have professed themselves my friends, and vow'd Their lives were not their own, when my en- gagements Should summon them to be at my devotion, Not one endures the test ; I almost grow Of the world's received opinion, that holds Friendship but a mere name, that binds no- further Than to the altar to retire with safety. Here comes Montrose. Enter Montrose and Beaupre. What sudden joy transports him ? I never saw man rapt so. Mon. Purse and all, And 'tis too little, though it were cramm'd full With crowns of the sun. O blessed, blessed paper ! But made so by the touch of her fair hand. What shall I answer ? Say, I am her creature. Or, if thou canst find out a word, that may Express subjection in an humbler style, Use it, I prithee ; add too, her commands Shall be with as much willingness perform'd, As I in this fold, this, receive her favours. Beau. I shall return so much. Mont. And that two hours Shall bring me to attend her. Beau. With all care And circumstance of service from yourself, I will deliver it. THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. 177 Mont. I am still your debtor. \_Exit Beaupre. Cler. I read the cause now clearly ; I'll slip by : For though, even at this instant, he should prove Himself, which others' falsehood makes me doubt, That constant and best friend I go in quest of, It were inhuman in their birth to strangle His promising hopes of comfort. Mont. Cleremond Pass by me as a stranger ! at a time too When I am filled with such excess of joy, So swollen and surfeited with true delight, That had I not found out a friend, to whom I might impart them, and so give them vent, In their abundance they would force a paV sage, And let out life together ! Prithee, bear, For friendship's sake, a part of that sweet burthen Which I shrink under ; and when thou hast read Fair Bellisant subscribed, so near my name too, Observe but that, thou must, with me, confess, There cannot be room in one lover's heart Capacious enough to entertain Such multitudes of pleasures. Cler. I joy with you, Let that suffice, and envy not your blessings ; May they increase ! Farewell, friend. Mont. How ! no more ? By the snow white hand that writ these characters, It is a breach to courtesy and manners, So coldly to take notice of his good, Whom you call friend ! See further : here she writes That she is truly sensible of my sufferings, And not alone vouchsafes to call me servant, But to employ me in a cause that much Concerns her in her honour ; there's a favour i Are you yet stupid? and that, two hours hence, She does expect me in the private walks Neighbouring the Louvre : cannot all this move you ? I could be angry. A tenth of these bounties But promised to you from Leonora, To witness my affection to my friend, In his behalf had taught me to forget, All mine own miseries. Cler. Do not misinterpret This coldness in me ; for alas ! Montrose, I am a thing so made up of affliction, So every way contemn'd, that I conclude My sorrows are infectious ; and my company, Like such as have foul ulcers running on them, To be with care avoided. M ay your happiness , In the favour of the matchless Bellisant, Hourly increase ! and my best wishes guard you ! "Tis all that I can give. Mont. You must not leave me. Cler. Indeed I must and will ; mine own engagements Call me away. Mont. What are they ? I presume There cannot be a secret of that weight, You dare not trust me with ; and should you doubt me, I justly might complain that my affection Is placed unfortunately. Cler. I know you are honest ; And this is such a business, and requires Such sudden execution, that it cannot Fall in the compass of your will, or power, To do me a friend's office. In a word, On terms that near concern me in mine honour, I am to fight the quarrel, mortal too, The time some two hours hence, the place ten miles Distant from Paris ; and when you shall know I yet am unprovided qf a second, You will excuse my sudden parting from you. Farewell, Montrose ! Mont. Not so ; I am the man Will run the danger with you ; and must tell you, That, while I live, it was a wrong to seek Another's arm to second you. Lead the way ; My horse stands ready. Cler. I confess 'tis noble, For you to offer this, but it were base In me to accept it. Mont. Do not scorn me, friend. Cler. No ; but admire and honour you ; and from that Serious consideration, must refuse The tender of your aid. France knows you valiant, And that you might, in single opposition, Fight for a crown ; but millions of reasons Forbid me your assistance. You forget Your own designs ; being, the very minute I am to encounter with mine enemy, To meet your mistress, such a mistress too, Whose favouryou so many years have sought : And will you then, when she vouchsafes access, Nay more, invites you, check at her fair offer? Or shall it be repeated, to my shame, For my own ends I robb'd you of a fortune Princes might envy ? Can you even hope N I 7 8 THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. She ever will receive you to her presence, If you neglect her now? Be wise, dearfriend, And, in your prodigality of goodness, i Do not undo yourself. Live long and happy, ! And leave me to my dangers. Mont. Cleremond, I have with patience heard you, and con- sider' d The strength of ycur best arguments ; weigh'd the dangers I run in mine own fortunes : but again, When I oppose the sacred name of friend Against those joys I have so long pursued, Neither the beauty of fair Bellisant, Her wealth, her virtues, can prevail so far, In such a desperate case- as this, to leave you. To have it to posterity recorded, At such a time as this I proved true gold, And current in my friendship, shall be to me A thousand mistresses, and such embraces As leave no sting behind them ; therefore, on : I am resolved, unless you beat me off, I will not leave you. Cler. Oh ! here is a jewel Fit for the cabinet of the greatest monarch ! But I of all men miserable Mont. Come, be cheerful ; Good fortune will attend us. Cler. That, to me, i To have the greatest blessing, a true friend, . Should be the greatest curse ! Be yet advised. Mont. It is in vain. Cler. That e'er I should have cause To wish you had loved less ! A font. The hour draws on : We'll talk more as we ride. Cler. Of men most wretched ! [Exeunt. SCENE III. A Room in Bellisant's House. Enter Bellisant and Beaupre. Bell. Nay, pray you, dry your eyes, or your sad story, Whose every accent still, methinks, I hear, 'Twas with such passion, and such grief de- liver'd, Will make mine bear yours company. All my fear is, The rigorous repulse this worst of men, False, perjured Clarindore I am sick to name him Received at his last visit, will deter him From coming again. Beau. No ; he's resolved to venture ; And has bribed me, with hazard of your anger, To get him access, but in anothe'r shape : The time prefix 'd draws near too. Bell. 'Tis the better. {Knocking within. One knocks. Beau. I am sure 'tis he. Bell. Convey him in ; But do it with 'a face of fear : [Exit Beaupr. I cannot Resolve yet with what looks to entertain him. You Powers that favour innocence, and revenge Wrongs done by such as scornfully deride Your awful names, inspire me ! [ Walks aside. Re-cntcr'Bza.viprewith Clarindore disguised. Beau. Sir, I hazard My service, in this action. Clarin. Thou shalt live To be the mistress of thyself and others, If that my projects hit : all's at the stake nowr And as the die falls, I am made most happy, Or past expression wretched. Bell. Ha! who's that? What bold intruder usher you? This rude- ness ! From whence ? what would he ? BeaUi He brings letters, madam, As he says, from lord Chamont. Clarin. How her frowns fright me !* Bell. From lord Chamont ? Are they of such import, That you, before my pleasure be enquired, Dare bring the bearer to my private chamber ? No more of this : your packet, sir? Clarin. The letters Deliver'd to my trust and faith are writ In such mysterious and dark characters, As will require the judgment of your soul, More than your eye, to read and understand them. Bell. What riddle's this? [Discovering Clarin.] Ha ! am I then contemn'd? Dare you do this, presuming on my soft And gentle nature? Fear not, I must shew A seeming anger. [Aside to Beaupre.} What new boist'rous courtship, After your late loose language, and forced kiss, Come you to practise? I know none be- yond it. If you imagine that you may commit A rape in mine own house, and that my servants Will stand tame lookers on- Clarin. If I bring with me One thought, but of submission and sorrow, Or nourish any hope, but that your goodness May please to sign my pardon, may I perish In your displeasure ! which, to me, is more THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. 179 Than fear of hell hereafter. I confess, The violence I offered to your sweetness, In my presumption, with lips impure, To force a touch from yours, a greater crime Than if I should have mix'd lascivious flames With those chaste fires that burn at Dian's altar. That 'twas a plot of treason to your virtues, To think you could be tempted, or believe You were not fashion'd in a better mould, And made of purer clay, than other women. Since you are, then, the phoenix of your time, And e'en now, while you bless the earth, partake Of their angelical essence, imitate Heaven's aptness to forgive, when mercy's sued for, And once more take me to ycur grace and favour. Bell, What charms are these ! What an enchanting tongue ! What pity 'tis, one that can speak so well, Should, in his actions, be so ill ! Beau. Take heed, Lose not yourself. Bell. So well, sir, you have pleaded, And like an advocate, in your own cause, That, though your guilt were greater, I ac- quit you, The fault no more remember'd ; and for proof, My heart partakes in my tongue, thus seal your pardon ; [Kisses him. And with this willing favour (which forced from me, Call'd on my anger) make atonement with you. Clarin. If I dream now, O, may I never wake, But slumber thus ten ages ! Bell. Till this minute, You ne'er to me look'd lovely. Clarin. How ! Bell. Nor have I E'er seen a man, in my opinion, worthy The bounty I vouchsafe you ; therefore fix here, And make me understand that you can bear Your fortune modestly. Clarin. I find her coming : This kiss was but the prologue to the play, And not to seek the rest, were cowardice. Help me, dissimulation ! [Aside.] Pardon, madam, Though now, when I should put on cheerful looks, In being blest with what I durst not hope for, I change the comic scene, and do present you With a most tragic spectacle. Bell. Heaven avert This prodigy ! What mean you ? Clarin. To confirm, In death, how truly I have loved. I grant Your favours done me, yield this benefit, As to make way for me to pass in peace To my long rest ; what I have tasted from you, Informs me only of the much I want : For in your pardon, and the kiss vouchsafed me, You did but point me out a fore-right way To lead to certain happiness, and then will'd me To move no further. Pray you, excuse me, therefore, Though I desire to end a lingering torment. And, if you please, with your fair hand, to. make me A sacrifice to your chastity, I will meet The instrument you make choice of, with more fervour Than ever Cassar did, to hug the mistress, He doated on, plumed Victory : but if that You do abhor the office, as too full Of cruelty, and horror, yet give leave, That, in your presence, I myself may be Both priest and offering. {Draws his sword. Bell. Hold, hold, frantic man ! The shrine of love shall not be bathed in blood. Women, though fair, were made to bring forth men, And not destroy them ; therefore, hold, I say ! I had a mother, and she look'd upon me As on a true epitome of her youth : Nor can I think I am forbid the comfort To bring forth little models of myself, If heaven be pleased (my nuptial joys per- form'd) To make me fruitful. Clarin. Such celestial music Ne'er blest these ears. O ! you have argued better For me, than I could for myself. Bell. For you ! What, did I give you hope to be my husband? Clarin. Fallen off again ! [Aside. Bell. Yet since you have given sure proof Of love and constancy, I'll unmask those thoughts, That long have been conceal'd ; I am yours, but how ? In an honourable way. Clarin. I were more than base, Should I desire you otherwise. Bell. True affection Needs not a contract : and it were to doubt me, To engage me further ; yet, my vow expired, Which is, to live a virgin for a year, Challenge my promise. Kft i3o THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. Clarin. For a year ! O, madam ! Play not the tyranness ; do not give me hopes, And in a moment change them to despair. A year ! alas, this body, that's all fire, If you refuse to quench it with your favour, Will in three days be cinders ; and your mercy Will come too late then. Dearest lady, marriage Is but a ceremony ; and a hurtful vow Is in the breach of it better commended, Than in the keeping. O ! I burn, I burn ; And if you take not pity, I must fly To my last refuge. [Offers to stab himself. Bell. Hold ! Say I could yield This night, to satisfy you to the full, And you should swear, until the wedding day, To keep the favours I now grant conceal'd ; You would be talking. Clarin. May my tongue rot out, then ! Bell. Or boast to your companions of your conquest, And of my easiness. Clarin. I'll endure the rack first. Bell. And, having what you long for, cast me off, AS you did madam Beaupre*. Clarin. May the earth First gape, and swallow me ! Bell. I'll press you no further. GO in, your chamber's ready : if you have A bedfellow, so : but silence I enjoin you, And liberty to leave you when I please : I blush, if you reply. Clarin. Till now ne'er happy ! [Exit. Beau. What means your ladyship ? Bell. Do not ask, but do As I direct you : though as yet we tread A rough and thorny way, faint not ; the ends I hope to reach shall make a large amends. [Exeunt. ACT IV. SCENE I. A Room in Dinant's House. Enter Novall and Dinant. Din. You are welcome first, sir ; and that spoke, receive A faithful promise, all that art, or long Experience, hath taught me, shall enlarge Themselves for your recovery. Nov. Sir, I thank you, As far as a weak, sick, and unable man Has power to express ; but what wants in my tongue, My hand (for yet my fingers feel no gout) Shall speak in this dumb language. [Gives him his purse. Din. You are too magnificent. Nov. Fie ! no, sir ; health is, sure, a precious jewel, We cannot buy it too dear. Din. Take comfort, sir ; I find not, by your urine, nor your pulse, Or any outward symptom, that you are In any certain danger. Nov. Oh ! the more my fear : Infirmities that are known are . cured, But when the causes of them are conceal'd, As these of mine are, doctor, they prove mortal : Howe'er, I'll not forget you while I live, Do but your parts. Din. Sir, they are at your service. I'll give you some preparatives, to instruct me Of your inward temper ; then, as I find cause, Some gentle purge. Nov. Yes, I must purge ; I die else : But where, dear doctor, you shall not find out. This is a happy entrance, may it end well ! I'll mount your nightcap, Doddipol. [Aside. Din. In what part, (We are sworn to secrecy, and you must be free,) Do you find your greatest agony? Nov. Oh ! I have Strange motions on the sudden ; villainous tumours, That rise, then fall, then rise again ; oh, doctor ! Not to be shewn or named. Din. Then, in my judgment, You had best leave Paris : choose some fresher air ; That does help much in physic. Nov. By no means. Here, in your house, or no where, you must cure me : The eye of the master fats the horse ; and when His doctor's by, the patient may drink wine In a fit of a burning fever : for your presence Works more than what you minister. Take physic, Attended on by ignorant grooms, mere strangers To your directions, I must hazard life, And you your reputation ! whereas, sir, I hold your house a college of your art, And every boy you keep, by you instructed, A pretty piece of a Galenist : then the females, From your most fair wife to your kitchen drudge, Are so familiar with your learned courses, THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. 181 That, to an herb, they know to make thin broth ? Or, when occasion serves, to cheer the heart, And such ingredient I shall have most need of, How many cocks o' the game make a strong cullis, Or pheasant's eggs a caudle. Din. I am glad To hear you argue with such strength. Enter Clarinda, and whispers Dinant. Nov. A flash, sir : But now I feel my fit again. She is Made up of all perfection ; any danger That leads to the enjoying so much sweetness Is pleasure at the height : I am ravish'd with The mere imagination. O happiness ! [Aside. Din. How's this ! One from the duke Nemours ? Cla. Yes, sir. Din. 'Tis rank : The sight of my wife hath forced him to forget To counterfeit : [Aside.] I now guess at your sickness, And if I fit you not Cla. The gentleman stays you. Din. I come to him presently ; in the meantime, wife, Be careful of this monsieur ; nay, no coyness, You may salute him boldly ; his pale lips Enchant not in the touch. Nov. Hers do, I'm sure. Din. Kiss him again. Cla. Sir, this is more than modest. Din. Modest ! why, fool, desire is dead in him : Call it a charitable, pious work, If it refresh his spirits. Nov. Yes, indeed, sir. I find great ease in it. Din. Mark that ! and would you Deny a sick man comfort ? meat's against physic, must be granted too, wife . . you shall, In person, wait on him ; nay, hang not off, I say you shall : this night, with your own hands, I'll have you air his bed, and when he eats Of what you have prepared, you shall sit by him, And, with some merry chat, help to repair Decayed appetite ; watch by him when he slumbers ; Nay, play his page's part : more, I durst trust you, Were this our wedding day, you yet a virgin, To be his bedfellow ; for well I know Old Priam's impotence, or Nestor's hernia is Herculean activeness, if but compared To his debility : put him to his oath, He'll swear he can do nothing. Nov. Do ! O no, sir ; I am past the thought of it. Din. But how do you like The method I prescribe? Nov. Beyond expression : Upon the mere report I do conceive Hope of recovery. Cla. Are you mad? Din. Peace, fool. This night you shall take a cordial to strengthen Your feeble limbs : 'twill cost ten crowns a draught. Nov. No matter, sir. Din. To-morrow you shall walk To see my garden ; then my wife shall show you The choice rooms of my house ; when you' are weary, Cast yourself on her couch. Nov. Oh, divine doctor ! What man in health would not be sick, on purpose To be your patient ? Din. Come, sir, to your chamber ; And now I understand where your disease' lies, (Nay, lead him by the hand,) doubt not I'll cure you. [Exeunt. SCENE II. An open part of the Country near Paris. Enter Cleremond and Montrose. Cler. This is the place. Mont. An even piece of ground, Without advantage ; but be jocund, friend: The honour to have entered first the field, However we come off, is ours. Cler. I need not, So well I am acquainted with your valour, To dare, in a good cause, as much as man, Lend you encouragement ; and should I add, Your power to do, which Fortune, howe'er blind, Hath ever seconded, T cannot doubt But victory still sits upon your sword, And must not now forsake you. Mont. You shall see me Come boldly up ; nor will I shame your cause, By parting with an inch of ground not bought With blood on my part. Cler. Tis not to be question'd : i8a THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. That which I would entreat, (and pray you grant it,) Is, that you would forget your usual softness, Your foe being at your mercy ; it hath been A custom in you, which I dare not praise, Having disarm'd your enemy of his sword, To tempt your fate, by yielding it again ; Then run a second hazard. Mont. When we encounter A noble foe, we cannot be too noble. Cler. That I confess ; but he that's now to oppose you, 1 know for an archvillain ; one that hath lost All feeling of humanity, one that hates Goodness in others, 'cause he's ill himself ; A most ungrateful wretch, (the name's too gentle, All attributes of wickedness cannot reach him,) Of whom to have deserved, beyond example, Or precedent of friendship, is a wrong Which only death can satisfy. Mont. You describe A monster to me. Cler. True, Montrose, he is so. Afric, though fertile of strange prodigies, Never produced his equal ! be wise, therefore, And if he fall into your hands, dispatch him : Pity to him is cruelty. The sad father, That sees his son stung by a snake to death, May, with more justice, stay his vengeful hand, And let the worm escape, than you vouch- safe him A minute to repent : for 'tis a slave So sold to hell and mischief ; that a traitor To his most lawful prince, a church-robber, A parricide, who, when his garners are Cramm'd with the purest grain, suffers his parents, Beinsr old, and weak, to starve for want of bread ; Compared to him, are innocent. Mont. I ne'er heard Of such a cursed nature ; if long-lived, He would infect mankind : rest you aspired, He finds from me small courtesy. Cler. And expect As little from him : blood is that he thirsts for, Not honourable wounds. Mont. I would I had him Within my sword's length ! Cler. Have thy wish : Thou hast ! [Cleremond draws his sword. Nay, draw thy sword, and suddenly ; I am That monster, temple-robber, parricide, Ingrateful wretch ; friend-hater, or what else Makes up the perfect figure of the devil, Should he appear like man. Banish amaze- ment, And call thy ablest spirits up to guard thee From him that's turn'd a Fury. I am made Her minister, whose cruelty but named. Would with more horror strike the pale- cheek'd stars, Than all those dreadful words which con- jurers use, To fright their damn'd familiars. Look not on me As I am Cleremond ; I have parted with The essence that was his, and entertain 'd The soul of some fierce tigress, or a wolf's Xew-hang'd for human slaughter, and 'tis fit: I could not else be an apt instrument To bloody Leonora. Mont. To my knowledge I never wrong 'd her. Cler. Yes, in being a friend To me she hated, my best friend ; her malice Would look no lower : and for being such , By her commands, Montrose, I am to kill thee. Oh, that thou hadst, like others, been all words, And no performance ! or that thou hadst made Some little stop in thy career of kindness ! Why would'st thou, to confirm the name of friend, Despise the favours of fair Bellisant, And all those certain joys that waited for thee? Snatch at this fatal offer of a second, Which others fled from? 'Tis in vain to mourn now, When there's no help ; and therefore, good Montrose, Rouse thy most manly parts, and think thou stand'st now A champion for more than king or country ; Since, in thy fall, goodness itself must suffer. Remember too, the baseness of the wrong . friendship ; let it edge thy sword, And kill compassion in thee ; and fo'rge: not I will take all advantages : and so, Without reply have at thee ! [They fight. Cleremond falls. Mont. See, how weak An ill cause is ! you are already fallen : W T hat can you look for now ? Cler. Fool, use thy fortune : And so he counsels thee, that, if we had Changed places, instantly would have cut thy throat, Or digg'd thy heart out. Mont. In requital of | That savage purpose, I must pity you ; THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. Witness these tears, not tears of joy for con- quest, But of true sorrow for your misery. Live, O live, Cleremond, 'and, like a man, Make use of reason, as an exorcist To cast this devil out, that does abuse you ; This fiend of false affection. Cler. Will you not kill me ? You are then more tyrannous than Leonora. An easy thrust will do it : you had ever A charitable hand ; do not deny me, For our old friendship's sake : no ! will 't not be ? There are a thousand doors to let out life ; You keep not guard of all : and I shall find, By falling headlong from some rocky cliff, Poison, or fire, that long rest which your sword Discourteously denies me. [Exit. Mont. I will follow ; And something I must fancy, to dissuade him From doing sudden violence on himself : That's now my only aim ; and that to me, Succeding well, is a true victory. [Exit. SCENE III. Paris. An outer Room in Chamont's Hoiise. Enter Chamont disguised, and Dinant. Din. Your lady tempted too ! Cham. And tempted home ; Summon'd to parley, the fort almost yielded, Had not I stepp'd in to remove the siege : But I have countermined his works, and if You second me, will blow the letcher up, And laugh to see him caper. Din. Anything : Command me as your servant, to join with you ; All ways are honest we take, to revenge us On these lascivious monkies of the court, That make it their profession to dishonour Grave citizens' wives ; nay, those of higher rank, As 'tis, in yours, apparent. My young rambler, That thought to cheat me with a feign'd disease, I have in the toil already ; I have given him, Under pretence to make him high and active, A cooler : I dare warrant it will yield Rare sport to see it work ; I would your lord- ship Could be a spectator. Cham. It is that I aim at : And might I but persuade you to dispense A little with your candour, and consent To make your house the stage, on which we'll act A comic scene ; in the pride of all their hopes, We'll show these shallow fools sunk-eyed despair, And triumph in their punishment. Din. My house, Or whatsoever else is mine, shall serve As properties to grace it. Cham. In this shape, then, Leave me to work the rest. Din. Doubt not, my lord, You shall find all things ready. [Exit. Enter Perigot. Cham. This sorts well With my other purposes. Perigot ! to my | wish. Aid me, invention ! Peri. Is the quean fallen off? I hear not from her? 'tis the hour and place That she appointed. What have we here? This fellow has a pimp's face, And looks as if he were her call, her fetch ' With me? Cham. Sir, from the party, The lady you should truck with, the lord's wife Your worship is to dub, or to make free Of the company of the horners. Peri. Fair Lamira? Cham. The same, sir. Peri. And how, my honest squire o' dames? I see Thou art of her privy council. Cham. Her grant holds, sir. Peri. O rare ! But when ? Cham. Marry, instantly. Peri. But where? Cham. She hath outgone the cunning of a woman, In ordering it both privately and securely : You know Dinant, the doctor? Peri. Good. Cham. His house And him s'he has made at her devotion, sir. Nay, wonder not ; most of these empirics Thrive better by connivance in such cases, Than their lame practice ; framing some dis- temper, The fool, her lord Peri. Lords may be what they please ; I question not their patent. Cham. Hath consented, That this night, privately, she shall take a clyster ; Which he believes the doctor ministers, And never thinks of you. Peri. A good wench still. Cham. And there, without suspicion i8 4 THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. Peri. Excellent! I make this lord my cuckold ? Cham. True ; and write The reverend drudging doctor, my copartner, And fellow bawd : next year we will have him warden Of our society. Peri. There ! there ! I shall burst, I am so swollen with pleasure ; no more talking, Dear keeper of the vaulting door ; lead on. Cham. Charge you as boldly. Peri. Do not fear ; I have A staff to taint, and bravely. Cham. Save the splinters, If it break in the encounter. Peri. Witty rascal ! - [Exeunt. SCENE IV. A room in Bellisant's House. Enter Clarindore, Bellisant, and Beaupre". Clarin. Boast of your favours, madam ! Bell. Pardon, sir, My fears, since it is grown a general custom, In our hot youth, to keep a catalogue Of conquests this way got ; nor do they think Their victory complete, unless they publish, To their disgrace, that are made captives to them, How far they have prevail'd. Clarin. I would have such rascals First gelded, and then hang'd. Bell. Remember too, sir, To what extremities your love had brought you ; And, since I saved your life, I may, with justice, By silence charge you to preserve mine honour ; Which, howsoever to my conscious self I am tainted, foully tainted, to the world I am free from all suspicion. Clarin. Can you think I'll do myself that wrong? although I had A lawyer's mercenary tongue, still moving, . le this precious carcanet, these jewels, . of your magnificence, would keep me A Pythagorean, and ever silent. No, rest secure, sweet lady ; and excuse My sudden and abrupt departure from you : And if the fault makes forfeit of your grace, A quick return shall ransome and redeem it. Bell. Be mindful of your oaths. [ Walks aside with Beaupre. Clarin. I am got off. And leave the memory of them behind me. Now, if I can find out my scoffing gulls, Novalland Perigot, besides my wager, Which is already sure, I shall return i Their bitter jests, and wound them with my tongue, Much deeper than my sword. Oh ! but the oaths I have made to the contrary, and her credit, Of which I should be tender : tush ! both hold With me an equal value. The wise sa) r , That the whole fabric of a woman's lighter Than wind or feathers : what is then her fame? A kind of nothing ; not to be preserved With the loss of so much money : 'tis sound doctrine And I will follow it. [Exit. Bell. Prithee, be not doubtful ; Let the wild colt run his course. Beau. I must confess I cannot sound the depth of what you pur- pose, But I much fear Bell. That he will blab ; I know it, And that a secret scalds him : that he suffers Till he hath vented what I seem to wish He should conceal ; but let him, I am arm'd for't. [Exeunt. SCENE V. A Room in Dinant's House. Enter Chamont, Dinant, Lamira, Clarinda, and Servants. Cham. For Perigot, he's in the toil ne'er doubt it. " O, had you seen how his veins swell'd with lust, When I brought him to the chamber ! how he gloried, And stretch 'd his limbs, preparing them for action ; And, taking me to be a pander, told me 'Twas more delight to have a lord his cuckold, Than to enjoy my lady ! there I left him In contemplation, greedily expecting Lamira's presence ; but, instead of her, I have prepared him other visitants. You know what you have to do? 1 Serv. Fear not, my lord, He shall curvet, I warrant him, in a blanket. 2 Serv. We'll discipline him with dog- whips, and take off His rampant edge. Cham. His life ; save that remember, You cannot be too cruel. Din. For his pupil, My wife's Inamorato, if cold weeds, Removed but one degree from deadly poison, Have not forgot their certain operation, You shall see his courage cool'd ; and in that temper, THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. 185 Till he have howl'd himself into my pardon, I vow to keep him. Nov. [within.'] Ho, doctor! masterdoctor ! Din. The game's afoot ; we will let slip : conceal Yourselves a little. [Exeunt all but Dinant. Enter Novall. Nov. Oh ! a thousand agues Play at barley-break in my bones ; my blood's a pool On the sudden frozen, and the isicles Cut every vein : 'tis here, there, everywhere ; Oh dear, dear, master doctor ! Din. I must seem Not to understand him ; 'twill increase his torture. {Aside. How do you, sir? has the potion wrought? do you feel An alteration? have your swellings left you? Is your blood still rebellious ? Nov. Oh, good doctor, I am a ghost ! I have nor flesh, nor blood, Nor heat, nor warmth, about me. Din. Do not dissemble ; I know you are high and jovial. Nov. Jovial ! doctor ; No, I am all amort, as if I had lain Three days in my grave already. Din. I will raise you : For, look you, sir, you are a liberal patient, Nor must I, while you can be such, part with you; 'Tis against the laws of our college. Pray you, mark me ; I have with curiosity consider 'd Your constitution to be hot and moist, And that at your nativity Jupiter And Venus were in conjunction, w r hence it follows, By necessary consequence, you must be A most insatiate letcher. Nov. Oh ! I have been, I have been, I confess : but now I cannot Think of a woman. Din. For your health you must, sir, Both think, and see, and touch ; you're but a dead man else. Nov. That way, I am already. Din. You must take, And suddenly ('tis a conceal'd receipt), A buxom, juicy wench. Nov. Oh ! 'twill not down, sir ; I have no swallow for't. Din. Now, since I would Have the disease as private as the cure, (For 'tis a secret,) I have wrought my wife To be both physic and physician, To give you ease : will you walk to her ? Nov. Oh! doctor, I cannot stand ; in every sense about me I have the palsy, but my tongue. Din. Nay then, You are obstinate, and refuse my gentle offer; Or else 'tis foolish modesty : Come hither; Come, my Clarinda, Re-enter Clarinda. 'tis not common courtesy ; Comfort the gentleman. Nov. This is ten times worse. Cham, [within.'] He does torment hirm rarely. Din. She is not coy, sir. What think you, is not this a pretty foot, And a clean instep ? I will leave the calf For you to find and judge of : here's a hand too; Try it, the palm is moist ; the youthful blood Runs strong in every azure vein : the face too Ne'er knew the help of art ; and, all together, May serve the turn, after a long sea-voyage, For the captain's self. Nov. I am a swabber, doctor, A bloodless swabber ; have not strength enough To cleanse her poop. Din. Fie ! you shame yourself, And the profession of your rutting gallants, That hold their doctors' wives as free for them, As some of us do our apothecaries' ! Nov. Good sir, no more. Din. Take her aside ; cornute me ; I give you leave : what should a quacksalve, A fellow that does deal with drugs, as I do, That has not means to give her choice of gowns, Jewels, and rich embroidered petticoats, Do with so fair a bedfellow? she being- fashion'd To purge a rich heir's reins, to be tha mistress Of a court gallant ? Did you not tell her so ? Nov. I have betray'd myself ! I did, I did. Din. And that rich merchants, advocates, . and doctors, Howe'er deserving from the commonwealth,.. On forfeit of the city's charter, were Predestined cuckolds ? Nov. Oh, some pity, doctor ! I was an heretic, but now converted. Some little, little respite ! Din. No, you town-bull ; venge all good men's wrongs, And now will play the tyrant. To dissect thee, Eat thy flesh off with burning corrosives, .186 THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. \ Or write with aquafortis in thy forehead, Thy last intent to wrong my bed, were justice ; And to do less were foolish pity in me : I speak it, ribald ! Nov. Perigot ! Perigot ! Woe to thy cursed counsel. Re-enter Chamont and Lamira. Cham. Perigot ! Did he advise you to this course ? Nan. He did. Cham. And he has his reward for't. Peri. \within.\ Will you murder me ! Serv. \withinA Once more, aloft with him. Peri, [within.} Murder! murder! murder! Re-enter Serv ante, with Perigot in a blanket. Cham. What conceal'd bake-meats have you there ? a present ? Is it goat's flesh ? It smells rank. i Serv. We have had Sweet work of it, my lord. !2 Serv. I warrant you 'tis tender, It wants no cooking ; yet, if you think fit, j We'll bruise it again. Peri. As you are Christians, spare me ! i I am jelly within already, and without I Embroidered all o'er with statute lace. What would you more ? Nov. My tutor in the gin, too ! 1 This is some comfort : he is as good as drench'd ; And now we'll both be chaste. Cham. What, is't a cat You have encounter'd, monsieur, you are scratch'd so? j My lady, sure, forgot to pare her nails, i Be'fore your soft embraces. Din. He has ta'en great pains : . What a sweat he's in ! Cham. O ! he's a master-dancer, ; Knows how to caper into a lady's favour : One lofty trick more, dear monsieur. Nov. That I had But strength enough to laugh at him blanketted like a dog, And like a cut-purse whipt ! I am sure thai now, He cannot jeer me. Peri. May not a man have leave To hang himself ! Cham. Xo ; that were too much mercy. Live to be wretched ; live to be the talk Of the conduit, and the bakehouse. I wil have thee Pictured as thou art now, and thy whole story Sung to some villainous tune in alewd ballad' And make thee so notorious to the world, That boys in the streets shall hoot at thee : come, Lamira, And triumph o'er him. Dost thou see this lady, My wife, whose honour foolishly thou thought's! To undermine, and make a servant to Thy brutish lusts, laughing at thy affliction? And, as a sign she scorns thee, set her foot Upon thy head? Do so : 'Sdeath ! but resist, Once more you caper. Peri. I am at the s:ake, And must endure it. Cham. Spurn him, too. Lam. Troth, sir, I do him too much grace. Cham. Now, as a schoolboy Does kiss the rod that gave him chastisement, To prove thou art a slave, meet, with thy lips, This instrument that corrects thee. Peri. Have you done yet ? Din. How like a pair of crest-fallen jades they look now ! Cla. They are not worth our scorn. Peri. O pupil, pupil ! Nov. Tutor, I am drench'd : let us con- dole together. Cham. And where's the tickling itch now, my dear monsieur, To say, This lord's my cuckold! I am tired: That we had fresh dogs to hunt them ! Enter Clarindore. Clarin. ....... I am acquainted with the story ; The doctor's man has told me all. Din. Upon them. Peri. Clarindore ! worst of all : for him to know this, Is a second blanketting to me. Nov. I again Am drench'd to look on him. Clarin. How is't? nay, bear up ; You that commend adultery, I am glad To see it thrive, so well. Fie, Perigot ! Dejected? Haply thou wouldst have us think, This is the first time that thou didst curvet. And come aloft in a blanket. By St. Dennis ! Here are shrewd scratches too; but nothing to A man of resolution, whose shoulders Are of themselves armour of proof, against A bastinado, and will tire ten beadles. Peri. Mock on ; know no mercy. Clarin. Thrifty young men ! What a charge is saved in wenching ! and 'tis timely THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. 187 A certain wager of three thousand crowns Is lost, and must be paid, my pair of puppies: The coy dame, Bellisant, hath stoop'd ! bear witness This chain and jewels you have seen her wear. The fellow, that her grooms kick'd down the stairs, Hath crept into her bed ; and, to assure you There's no deceit, she shall confess so much, I have enjoy'd her. Cham. Are you serious ? Clarin. Yes, and glory in it. Cham. Nay then, give over fooling. Thou liest, and art a villain, a base villain, To slander her. Clarin. You are a lord, and that Bids me forbear you ; but I will make good Whatever I have said. Cham. I'll not lose time To change words with thee. The king hath ordain'd .A Parliament of Love to right her wrongs, To which I summon thee. [Exit. Clarin. Your worst : I care not. Fare- well, babions ! [Exit. Din. Here was a sudden change ! :Nay, you must quit my house : shog on, kind patient, And, as you like my physic, when you are Rampant again, you know I have that can cool you. Nay, monsieur Perigot, help your pupil off too, Your counsel broughthim on. Ha ! no reply? Are you struck dumb? If you are wrong'd, complain. Peri. We shall find friends to right us. Din. And I justice, The cause being heard ; I ask no more. Hence ! vanish ! \Exeunt. ACT V. SCENE I. A Court of Justice. Enter Chamont, Philamour, and Lafort. Phil. Montrose slain ! and by Cleremond ! Cham. 'Tis too true. Laf. But wondrous strange, that any dif- ference, Especially of such a deadly nature, Should e'er divide so eminent a friendship. Phil. The miracle is greater, that a lady, His most devoted mistress, Leonora, Against the usual softness of her sex, :Should with such violence and heat pursue Her amorous servant ; since I'm inform 'd That he was apprehended by her practice, And, when he comes t6 trial for his life, She'll rise up his accuser. Cham. So 'tis rumour'd : And that's the motive that young Cleremond Makes it his humble suit, to have his cause Decided in the Parliament of Love ; For he pretends the bloody quarrel grew From grounds that claim a reference to that place : Nor fears he, if you grant him equal hearing, But, with unanswerable proof, to render The cruel Leonora tainted with A guilt beyond his. Laf. The king is acquainted Already with the accident ; besides, He hath vouchsafed to read divers petitions Preferr'd on' several causes ; one against Monsieur Dinant, his doctor, by Novall ; A second, in which madam Bellisant Complains 'gainst Clarindore ; there is a bill too, Brought in by Perigot, against your lordship ; All which, in person, he resolves to hear, Then, as a judge, to censure. \Aflourish -within. Phil. See the form ! Choice musick ushers him. Cham. Let us meet the troop, And mix with them. Phil. 'Twill poize your expectation. [Exeunt. Loud Music. Enter Charles followed by Orleans, Nemours, Chamont, Lafort, and Philamour. A Priest with the image of Cupid : then enter Cleremond, Clarin- dore, Perigot, Novall, Bellisant, Leonora, Beaupre, Lamira, Clarinda, and Officers. Montrose is brought forward on a bier, and placed before the bar. Char. Let it not seem a wonder, nor beget An ill opinion in this fair assembly, That here I place this statue ; 'tis not done, Upon the forfeit of our grace, that you Should, with a superstitious reverence, Fall down and worship it : nor can it be Presumed, we hope, young Charles, that justly holds The honour'd title of most Christian King, Would ever nourish such idolatrous thoughts. 'Tis rather to instruct deceived mankind, How much pure Love, that has his birth in heaven, And scorns to be received a guest, but in A noble heart prepared to entertain him, Is, by the gross misprision of weak men, Abused and injured. That celestial fire, Which hieroglyphically is described In this his bow, his quiver, and his torch, i88 THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. First warm'd their bloods, and after gave a name To the old heroic spirits : such as Orpheus, That drew men, differing little then from beasts, To civil government ; or famed Alcides, The tyrant-queller, that refused the plain And easy path leading to vicious pleasures, And ending in a precipice deep as hell, To scale the ragged cliff, on whose firm top Virtue and Honour, crown'd with wreaths of stars, Did sit triumphant. But it will be answer'd, (The world decaying in her strength,) that now We are not equal to those ancient times, And therefore 'twere impertinent and tedious To cite more precedents of that reverend age, But rather to endeavour, as we purpose, To give encouragement, by reward, to such As with their best nerves imitate that old goodness ; And, with severe correction, to reform The modern vices. Begin ; read the bills. Peri. Let mine be first, my lord ; 'twas first preferr'd. Bell. But till my cause be heard, our whole sex suffers Off. Back ! keep back, there \ Nov. Prithee, gentle officer, Handle me gingerly, or I fall to pieces, Before I can plead mine. Peri. I am bruised Omnes. Justice ! justice ! Char. Forbear these clamours, you shall all be heard : And, to confirm I am no partial judge, By lottery decide it ; here's no favour. Whose bill is first, Lafort? \The names are drawn. Laf. Tis Cleremond's. Char. The second? Laf. Perigot's ; the third Novall's. Nov. Our cases are both lamentable, tutor. Peri. And I am glad they shall be heard together ; We cannot stand asunder. Char. What's the last ? Laf. The injured lady Bellisant's. Char. To the first, then ; And so proceed in order. Phil. Stand to the bar. [Cler. comes forward. Leon. Speak, Cleremond, thy grief, as I will mine. Peri. A confident little pleader 1 were I in case, I would give her a double fee. Nov. So would I, tutor. Off. Silence ! silence ! Cler. Should I rise up to plead my inno- cence, Though, with the favour of the court, I stood Acquitted to the world, yea, though the wounds Of my dead friend, (which, like so many mouths With bloody tongues, cry out aloud against me,) By your authority, were closed ; yet here, A not to be corrupted judge, my conscience, Would not alone condemn me, but inflict Such lingering tortures on me, as the hang- man, Though witty in his malice, could not equal. I therefore do confess a guilty cause, Touching the fact, and, uncompell'd, ac- knowledge Myself the instrument of a crime the sun, Hiding his face in a thick mask of clouds, As frighted with the horror, durst not look on. But if your laws with greater rigour punish Such as invent a mischief, than the organs By whom 'tis put in act, (they truly being The first great wheels by which the lesser move, ) Then stand forth, Leonora; and I'll prove The white robe of my innocence tainted with But one black spot of guilt, and even that one By thy hand cast on me ; but thine, dyed o'er, Ten times ingrain, in hell's most ugly colours. Leon. The fellow is distracted : see how he raves ! Now as I live, if detestation of His baseness would but give me leave, I should Begin to pity him. Cler. Frontless impudence, And not to be replied be ! Sir, to you, And these subordinate ministers of yourself, I turn my speech,: to her I do repent I e'er vouchsafed a syllable. My birth Was noble as 'tis ancient, nor let it relish Of arrogance, to say my father's care, With curiousness and cost, did train me up In all those liberal qualities that commend A gentleman : and when the tender down Upon my chin told me I was a man, I came to court ; there youth, ease, and ex- ample, First made me feel the pleasing pangs of love : And there I saw this woman ; saw, and loved her With more than common ardour : for that deity, (Such our affection makes him,) whose dread power . the choicest arrow, headed with THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. 189 Not loose but loyal flames, which aim'd at me, Who came with greedy haste to meet the shaft, . ing, that my captive heart was made Love's divine artillery, . preserved . . no relation. But the shot made at her was not, like mine, Of gold, nor of pale lead that breeds disdain ; Cupid himself disclaims it : I think rather, As by the sequel 'twill appear, some Fury From burning Acheron snatch'd a sulphur brand, That smoak'd with hate, the parent of red murder, And threw it in her bosom. Pardon me, Though 'I dwell long upon the cause that did Produce such dire effects ; and, to omit, ' For your much patience' sake, the cunning trap In which she caught me, and, with horrid oaths, Embark 'd me in a sea of human blood, I come to the last scene Leon. 'Tis time ; for this Grows stale and tedious. Cler. When, I say, she had, To satisfy her fell rage, as a penance, Forced me to this black deed, her vow, too, given, That I should marry her, and she conceal me ; When to her view I brought the slaughter'd body Of my dear friend, and labour 'd with my tears To stir compunction in her, aided too By the sad object, which might witness for me, At what an over-rate I had made purchase Of her long-wish'd embraces ; then, great sir, But that I had a mother, and there may be Some two or three of her . . . sex less faulty, I should affirm she was the perfect image Of the devil, her tutor, that had left hell empty, To dwell in wicked woman. Leon. Do ; rail on. Cler. For not alone she gloried in my sufferings, Forswore what she had vow'd, refused to touch me, Much less to comfort me, or give me harbour ; But, instantly, ere I could recollect My scatter'd sense, betray'd me to your justice, Which I submit to ; hoping, in yourwisdom, That as, in me, you lop a limb of murder, You will, in her, grub up the root. I have said, sir. Leon. Much, I confess, but much to little purpose. And though, with your rhetorical flourishes, You strive to gild a rotten cause, the touch Of reason, fortified by truth, delivered From my unletter'd tongue, shall shew it dust; And so to be contemn' d : Youhavetrimm'dup All your deservings, should I grant them such, With more care than a maiden of threescore Does hide her wrinkles, which, if she en- counter The rain, the wind, or sun, the paint wash'd off, Are to dim eyes discover'd. I forbear The application, and in a plain style Come roundly to the matter. 'Tis confess 'd, This pretty, handsome, gentleman, (for thieves Led to the gallows are held proper men, And so I now will call him,) would needs make me The mistress of his thoughts ; nor did I scorn, For truth is truth, to grace him as a servant. Nay, he took pretty ways to win me too, For a court novice ; every year I was His Valentine, and, in an anagram, My name worn in his hat ; he made me banquets, As if he thought that ladies, like to flies, Were to be caught with sweetmeats ; quar- rell'd with My tailor, if my gown were not the first Of that edition ; beat my shoemaker, If the least wrinkle on my foot appear 'd, As wronging the proportion ; and, in time, Grew bolder, usher'd me to masques, and . Or else paid him that wrote them ; With such a deal of p And of good rank, are taken with such gambols : In a word, I was so ; and a solemn contract Did pass betwixt us ; and the day appointed, That should make our embraces warrantable, And lawful to the world : all things so car- ried, As he meant nought but honourable love. Char. A pretty method. Phil. Quaintly, too, deliver'd. Leon. But, when he thought me sure, he then gave proof That foul lust lurk'd in the fair shape of love ; For, valuing neither laws divine, nor human, His credit, nor my fame, with violence born On black-sail'd wings of loose and base de- sires, THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. As if his natural parts had quite forsook him, And that the pleasures of the marriage bed Were to be reaped with no more ceremony Than brute beasts couple, I yet blush to speak it, He tempted me to yield my honour up To his libidinous twines ; and, like an atheist, Scoff' d at the form and orders of the church ; Nor ended so, but, being by me reproved, He offered violence ; but was prevented. Char. Note, a sudden change. Laf. 'Twas foul in Cleremond. Leon. I, burning then with a most vir- tuous anger, Razed from my heart the memory of his name, Reviled, and spit at him ; and knew 'twas justice That I should take those deities he scorn'd, Hymen and Cupid, into my protection, And be the instrument of theii; revenge : And so I cast him off, scorn'd his submission, His poor and childish whinings, will'd my servants To shut my gates against him : but, when neither Disdain, hate, or contempt, could free me from His loathsome importunities, (and fired too, To wreak mine injured honour,) I took gladly Advantage of his execrable oaths To undergo what penance I enjoin'd him ; Then, to the terror of all future ribalds, That make no difference between love and lust, Imposed this task upon him. I have said, too: Now, when you please, a censure. Char. She has put The judges to their whisper. Nov. What do you think of these pro- ceedings, tutor? Peri. The truth is, I like not the severity of the court ; Would I were quit, and in an hospital, I could let fall my suit ! Nov. 'Tis still your counsel. Char. We are resolved, and with an equal hand Will hold the scale of justice ; pity shalTnot Rob us of strength and will to draw her sword, Nor passion transport us : let a priest And headsman be in readiness ; do you start, To hear them named ? Some little pause we grant you, To take examination of yourselves, What either of you have deserved, and why These instruments of our power are now thought useful : You shall hear more, anon. Cler. I like not this. [Aside. Leon. A dreadful preparation ! I confess It shakes my confidence. [Aside. Clarin. I presumed this court Had been in sport erected ; but now find, With sorrow to the strongest hopes I built on, That 'tis not safe to be the subject of The . . of kings. (New Speaker.} To the second cause. Laf. ' . . Perigot's. Nov. Nay, take me along too ; And, since that our complaints differ not much, Dispatch us both together. I accuse This devilish doctor. Peri. I, this wicked lord. Nov. 'Tis known I was an able, lusty man. Fit to get soldiers to serve my king And country in the wars ; and howsoever 'Tis said I am not valiant of myself, I was a striker, one that could strike home too; And never did beget a girl, though drunk. To make this good, I could produce brave boys, That others father, twigs of mine own graft- ing, That loved a drum at four, and ere full ten, Fought battles for the parish they were born in ; And such by-blows, old stories say, still proved Fortunate captains : now, whereas, injustice, I should have had a pension from the state For my good service, this ingrateful doctor, Having no child, and never like to have one,. Because, in pity of his barrenness, I plotted how to help him to an heir, Has, with a drench, so far disabled me, That the great Turk may trust me with his virgins, And never use a surgeon. Now consider, If this be not hard measure, and a wrong to Little Dan Cupid, if he be the god Of coupling, as 'tis said ; and will undo, If you give way to this, all younger brothers That carry the'ir revenue in their breeches. Have I not nick'd it, tutor? [Aside to Peri. Peri. To a hair, boy : Our bills shall pass, ne'er fear it. [Aside.~[ For my case, It is the same, sir ; my intent as noble As was my pupil's. Cham. Plead it not again, then : It takes much from the dignity of the court THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. 191 But to give audience to such things as these, That do, in their defence, condemn them- selves, And need not an accuser. To be short, sir, And in a language as far from obsceneness, As the foul cause will give me leave, be pleased To know thus much : This hungry pair of flesh-flies, And most inseparable pair of coxcombs, Though born of divers mothers, twins in baseness, Were frequent at my table, had free welcome And entertainment fit for better men ; In the return of which, this thankful monsieur Tempted my wife, seduced her, at the least To him it did appear so ; which discover'd, And with what treacheries he did abuse My bounties, treading underneath his feet All due respect of hospitable rights, Or the honour of my family; though the intent Deserved a stab, and at the holy altar, I borrrow'd so much of your power to right me, As to make him caper. Din. For this gallant, sir, I do confess I cool'd him, spoil'd his ram- bling ; Would all such as delight in it, were served so ! And since you are acquainted with the motives That did induce me to it, I forbear A needless repetition. Cham. 'Tis not worth it. The criminal judge is fitter to take . Of pleas of this base nature. Be An injured lady, for whose wrong I see the statue of the god of love Drop down tears of compassion, his sad mother, And fair cheek'd Graces, that attend on her, Weeping for company, as if that all The ornaments upon the Paphian shrine Were, with one gripe, by sacrilegious hands, Torn from the holy altar : 'tis a cause, sir, That justly may exact your best attention ; Which if you truly understand and censure, You not alone shall right the present times, But bind posterity to be your debtor. Stand forth, dear madam : [Bellisant comes forward. Look upon this face, Examine every feature and proportion, And you with me must grant, this rare piece fmish'd, Nature, despairing e'er to make the like, Brake suddenly the mould in which 'twas fashion'd. Yet, to increase your pity, and call on Your justice with severity, this fair outside Was but the cover of a fairer mind. Think, then, what punishment he must deserve, And justly suffer, that could arm his heart With such impenetrable flinty hardness, To injure so much sweetness' Clarin. I must stand The fury of this tempest, which already Sings in my ears. Bell. Great sir, the too much praise This lord, my guardian once, has shower 'd upon me, Could not but spring up blushes in my cheeks, If grief had left me blood enough to speak My humble modesty : and so far I am From being litigious, that though I were robb'd Of my whole estate, provided my fair name Had beenunwounded, I had now been silent, But since the wrongs I undergo, if smother' d, Would injure our whole sex, I must lay by My native bashfulness, and put on boldness, Fit to encounter with the impudence Of this bad man, that from his birth hath been So far from nourishing an honest thought, That the abuse of virgins was his study, And daily practice. His forsaking of His wife, distressed Beaupre ; his lewd wager With these, companions like himself, to abuse me ; His desperate resolution, in my presence, To be his own assassin ; to prevent which, Foolish compassion forced me to surrender The life of life, my honour, I pass over : I'll only touch his foul ingratitude, To scourge which monster, if jour laws provide not A punishment with rigour, they are useless. Or if the sword, the gallows, or the wheel, Be due to such as spoil us of our goods ; Perillus' brazen bull, the English rack, The German pincers, or the Scotch oil'd- boots, Though join'd together, yet come short of torture, To their full merit, those accursed wretches, That steal our reputations, and good names, As this base villain has done mine : Forgive me, If rage provoke me to uncivil language ; The cause requires it. Was it not enough That, to preserve thy life, I lost my honour, in recompense of such a gift . publish it, to my disgrace ? whose means, unfortunate I, Whom, but of late, the city, nay, all France, Durst bring in opposition for chaste life, IQ2 THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. With any woman in the Christian world, Am now become a by-word, and a scorn, In mine own country. Char. As I live, she moves me. Is this true, Clarindore? Nov. Oh ! 's very true, sir ; He bragg'd of it to me. Peri. And me. Nay, since we must be censured, we'll give evidence ; 'Tis comfort to have fellows in affliction : You shall not 'scape, fine monsieur. Clarin. Peace, you dog-bolts ! Sir, I address myself to you, and hope You have preserved one ear for my defence, The other freely given to my accuser : This lady, that complains of injury, If she have any, was herself the cause That brought it to her ; for being young, and rich, And fair too, as you see, and from that proud, She boasted of her strength, as if it were not In the power of love to undermine the fort On which her chastity was strongly raised : I, that was bred a courtier, and served Almost my whole life under Cupid's ensigns, Could not, in justice, but interpret this As an affront to the great god of love, And all his followers, if she were not brought To due obedience : these strong reasons, sir, Made me to undertake her. How I woo'd, Or what I swore, it skills not ; (since 'tis said, And truly, Jupiter and Venus smile At lovers' perjuries ;) to be brief, she yielded, And I enjoy 'd her : if this be a crime, And all such as offend this pleasant way Are to be punish'd, I am sure you would have Tew followers in the court : you are young yourself, sir, And what would you in such a cause ? Laf. Forbear. Phil. You are rude and insolent. Clarin. Good words, gentle judges. I have no oil'd tongue ; and I hope my bluntness Will not offend. Char. But did you boast your conquest Got on this lady? Clarin. After victory ; A little glory in a soldier's mouth Is not uncomely ; love being a kind of war too : And what I did achieve, was full of labour As his that wins strong towns, and merits triumphs. I thought it could not but take from my honour, (BesfcTesTfie wager of three thousand crowns Made sure by her confession of my service,) If it had been conceal'd. Char. Who would have thought That such an impudence could e'er have harbour In the heart of any gentleman ? In this, Thou dost degrade thyself of all the honours Thy ancestors left thee, and, in thy base nature, 'Tis too apparent that thou art a peasant. Boast of a lady's favours ! this confirms Thou art the captain of that That glory in their sins, and With name of courtship ; such as dare bely Great women's bounties, and repuls'd and scorn 'd, Commit adultery with their good names, And never touch their persons. I am sorry, For your sake, madam, that I cannot make Such reparation for you in your honour As I desire ; for, if I should compel him To marry you, it were to him a blessing, To you a punishment ; he being so unworthy : I therefore do resign my place to you ; Be your own judge ; whate'er you shall de- termine, By my crown, I'll see perform'd. Clarin. I am in a fine case, To stand at a woman's mercy. {Aside. Bell. Then thus, sir : I am not bloody, nor bent to revenge ; And study his amendment, not his ruin : Yet, since you have given up your power to me, For punishment, I do enjoin him to Marry this Moor. Clarin. A devil ! hang me rather. Char. It is not to be alter 'd. Clarin. This is cruelty Beyond expression, . . I have a wife. Cham. Ay, too good for thee. View her well, And then, this varnish from her face wash'd off, Thou shalt find Beaupre". Clarin. Beaupre ! Bell. Yes, his wife, sir, But long by him with violence cast off : And in this shape she serv'd me ; all my studies Aiming to make a fair atonement for her, To which your majesty may now constrain him. Clarin. It needs not ; I receive her, and ask pardon Of her and you. Bell. On both our parts 'tis granted. This was your bedfellow, and fill'd your arms, THE PARLIAMENT OF LOVE. When you thought you embraced me ; I am yet A virgin ; nor had ever given consent, In my chaste house, to such a wan ton passage, But that I knew that her desires were lawful. But now no more of personated passion : This is the man I loved, [pointing to the bier,~] that I loved truly, However I dissembled ; and, with him, Dies all affection in me. So, great sir, Resume your seat. Char. An unexpected issue, Which I rejoice in. Would 'twere in our power To give a period to the rest, like this, And spare our heavy censure ! but the death Of good Montrose forbids it. Cleremond, Thou instantly shall marry Leonora ; Which done, as suddenly thy head cut off, And corpse interr'd, upon thy grave I'll build A room of eight feet square, in which this lady, For punishment of her cruelty, shall die An anchoress. Leon. I do repent, and rather Will marry him, and forgive him. Clarin. Bind her to Her word, great sir ; Montrose lives ; this a plot To catch this obstinate lady. Leon. I am glad To be so cheated. Mont, [rises from the bier\. . . Lady, deceived ; do not repent Your good opinion of me when thought dead. Nor let not my neglect to wait upon you, Considering what a business of import Diverted me, be thought unpardonable. Bell. For my part 'tis forgiven ; and thus I seal Char. Nor are we averse To your desires ; may you live long, and happy : Nov. Mercy to us, great sir. Peri. We will become Chaste and reform 'd men. Cham, and Din. We both are suitors, On this submission, for your pardon, sir. Cham. Which we in part will grant : but, to deter Others, by their example, from pursuing Unlawful' lusts, that think adultery A sport to be oft practised ; fix on them Two satyrs' heads ; and so, in capital letters- Their foul intents writ on their breasts, we'll have them Led thrice through Paris ; then, at the court gate, To stand three hours, where Clarindore shall make His recantation for the injury Done to the lady Bellisant ; and read A sharp invective, ending with a curse Against all such as boast of ladies' favours : Which done, both truly penitent, my doctor Shall use his best art to restore your strength, And render Perigot a perfect man. So break we up LOVE'S PARLIAMENT, which, we hope, Being for mirth intended, shall not meet with An ill construction ; andif then, fair ladies r You please to approve it, we hope you It invite Your friends to see it ften t with delight. [Exeunt. The Roman Actor. DRAMATIS PERSONS. ACTORS' NAMES. Domitianus Caesar J. Lowin. Paris, the ROMAN ACTOR J. Taylor. ./Elius Lamia, ^ fT. Pollard. Junius Rusticus, f J Rob. Benfield, Palphurius Sura, \ s&nators < W . Pa tricke. Fulcinius, ) (. Parthenius, Caesar 's freedman R. Sharpe. Aretinus, Caesar's sty E. Swanstone. Stephanos, Domitil\a.'s freed man. .'Esopus, \+j avers fR. Robinson. Latinus, }P la y ers jc. Greville. Philargus, a rich miser ; father to Parthenius . . . A. Smith. Ascletario, an astrologer. I Domitia, wife of/Elius Lamia J. Tompson. Domitilla, cousin-german to Caesar I. Hunnieman. Julia, daughter of Titus W. Trigge. Caenis, Vespasian's concubine A. Gough. A Lady. Tribunes, Lictors, Centurions, Soldiers, Hangmen, Servants, Captives. SCENE, Rome. ACT I. SCENE I. The Theatre. Enter Paris, Latinus, and JEsopus. sEsop. What do we act to-day? Lat. Agave's frenzy, With Pentheus' bloody end. Par. It skills not what ; The times are dull, and all that we receive Will hardly satisfy the day's expense. The Greeks, to whom we owe the first in- vention Both of the buskin'd scene, and humble sock, That reign in every noble family, Declaim against us ; and our theatre, Great Pompey's work, that hath given full delight Both to the eye and ear of fifty thousand Spectators in one day, as if it were Some unknown desart, or great Rome un- peopled, Is quite forsaken. Lat. Pleasures of worse natures Are gladly entertain'd ; and they that shun us, Practise, in private, sports the stews would blush at. A litter borne by eight Liburnian slaves. To buy diseases from a glorious strumpet, The most censorious of our Roman gentry, Nay, of the garded robe, the senators, Esteem an easy purchase. Par. Yet grudge us, That with delight join profit, and endeavour To build their minds up fair, and on the stage Decipher to the life what honours wait On good and glorious actions, and the shame That treads upon the heels of vice, the salary Of six sestertii. sEsop. For the profit, Paris, And mercenary gain, they are things be- neath us ; Since, while you hold your grace and power with Caesar, We, from your bounty, find a large supply, Nor can one thought of want ever approach us. Par. Our aim is glory, and to leave our names To aftertime. Lat. And, would they give us leave, There ends all our ambition. *Esop. We have enemies, And great ones too, I fear. Tis given out lately, THE ROMAN ACTOR. 195 The consul Aretinus, Caesar's spy, Said at his table, ere a month expired, For being gall'd in our last comedy, He'd silence us for ever. Par. I expect No favour from him ; my strong Aventine is, That great Domitian, whom we oft have cheer'd In his most sullen moods, will once return, Who can repair, with ease, the consul's ruins. Lat. 'Tis frequent in the city, he hath subdued The Catti and the Daci, and, ere long, The second time will enter Rome in triumph. Enter two Lictors. Par. Jove hasten it? With us? I now believe The consul's threats, ^Esopus. 1 Lict. You are summon 'd To appear to-day in senate. 2 Lict. And there to answer What shall be urged against you. Par. We obey you. Nay, droop not, fellows ; innocence should be bold. We, that have personated in the scene The ancient heroes, and the falls of princes, With loud applause ; being to act ourselves, Must do it with undoubted confidence. Whate'er our sentence be, think 'tis in sport : And, though condemn'd, let's hear it without sorrow, As if we were to live again to-morrow, i Lict. 'Tis spoken like yourself. Enter ^Elius Lamia, Junius Rusticus, and Palphurius Sura. Lam. Whither goes Paris ? i Lid. He's cited to the senate. Lat. I am glad the state is So free from matters of more weight and trouble, That it has vacant time to look on us. Par. That reverend place, in which the affairs of kings And provinces were determined, to descend To the censure of a bitter word, or jest, Dropp'd from a poet's pen ! Peace to your lordships ! We are glad that you are safe. {Exeunt Lictors, Paris, Latinus, and ^Esopus. Lam. What times are these ! To what 's Rome fallen ! may we, being alone, Speak our thoughts freely of the prince and state, And not fear the informer? Rust. Noble Lamia, So dangerous the age is, and such bad acts Are practised every where, we hardly sleep, Nay, cannot dream with safety. All our actions Are call'd in question ; to be nobly born Is now a crime ; and to deserve too well, Held capital treason. Sons accuse their fathers, Fathers their sons ; and, but to win a smile From one in grace at court, our chastest matrons Make shipwreck of their honours. To be virtuous Is to be guilty. They are only safe That know to sooth the prince's appetite, And serve his lusts. Sura. 'Tis true ; and 'tis my wonder, That two sons of so different a nature Should spring from good Vespasian. We had a Titus, Styl'd, justly, "the Delight of all Man- kind," Who did esteem that day lost in his life In which some one or other tasted not Of his magnificent bounties. One that had A ready tear, when he was forced to sign The death of an offender : and so far From pride, that he disdain'd not the con- verse Even of the poorest Roman. Lam. Yet his brother, Domitian, thatnowsways the power of things, Is so inclined to blood, that no day passes In which some are not fasten'd to the hook, Or thrown down from the Gemonies. His freed men Scorn the nobility, and he himself, As if he were not made of flesh and blood, Forgets he is a man. Rust. In his young years, He shew'd what he would be when grown to ripeness : His greatest pleasure was, being a child, With a sharp-pointed bodkin to kill flies, Whose rooms now men supply. For his escape In the Vitellian war, he raised a temple To Jupiter, and proudly placed his figure In the bosom of the god : and, in his edicts, He does not blush, or start, to style himself (As if the name of emperor were base) Great Lord and God Domitian. Sura. I have letters He's on his way to Rome, and purposes To enter with all glory. The flattering senate Decrees him divine honours ; and to cross it, Were death with studied torments : for my part, O 8 i 9 6 THE ROMAN ACTOR. I will obey the time ; it is in vain To strive against the torrent. Rust. Let's to the curia, And, though unwillingly, give our suffrages, Before we are compell'd. Lam. And since we cannot With safety use the active, let's make use of The passive fortitude, with this assurance, That the state, sick in him, the gods to friend, Though attheworst, will now begin to mend. [Exeunt. SCENE II. A Room in Lamia's House. Enter Domitia and Parthenius. Dom. To me this reverence ! Parth. I pay it, lady, As a debt due to her that's Caesar's mistress: For understand with joy, he that commands All that the sun gives warmth to, is your servant ; Be not amazed, but fit you to your fortunes. Think upon state and greatness, and the honours That wait upon Augusta, for that name Ere long, comes to you : still you doubt your vassal [Presents a letter, But, when you've read this letter, writ and sign'd With his imperial hand, you will be freed From fear and jealousy; and, I beseech you, When all the beauties of the earth bow to you, And senators shall take it for an honour, As I do now, to kiss these happy feet ; [Kneels. When every smile you give is a preferment, And you dispose of provinces to your crea- tures, Think on Parthenius. Dom. Rise. I am transported, And hardly dare believe what is assured here. The means, my good Parthenius, that wrought Caesar, Our god on earth, to cast an eye of favour Upon his humble handmaid? Parth. What, but your beauty ? When nature framed you for her masterpiece, As the pure abstract of all rare in woman, She had no other ends but to design you To the most eminent place. I will not say (For it would smell of arrogance, to insinuate The service I have done you) with what zeal I oft have made relation of your virtues, Or how I've sung your goodness, or how Caesar Was fired with the relation of your story : I am rewarded in the act, and happy In that my project prosper'd. Dom. You are modest : And were it in my power, I would be thankful. If that, when I was mistress of myself, And in my way of youth, pure and untainted, The emperor had vouchsafed to seek my favours, I had with joy given up my virgin fort, At the first summons, to his soft embraces ; But I am now another's, not mine own. You know I have a husband : for my honour, I would not be his strumpet ; and how law Can be dispensed with to become his wife, To me's a riddle. Parth. I can soon resolve it : When power puts in his plea the laws are silenced. The world confesses one Rome, and one Caesar, And as his rule is infinite, his pleasures Are unconfined ; this syllable, his will, Stands for a thousand reasons. Dom. But with safety, Suppose I should consent, how can I do it ? My husband is a senator, and of a temper Not to be jested with. Enter Lamia. Parth. As if he durst Be Caesar's rival ! here he comes ; with ease I will remove this scruple. Lam. How ! so private ! My own house made a brothel ! [Aside.] Sir, how durst you, Though guarded with your power in court, and greatness, Hold conference with my wife ? As for you, minion, I shall hereafter treat Parth. You are rude and saucy, Nor know to whom you speak. Lam. This is fine, i'faith ! Is she not my wife ? Parth. Your wife ! But touch her, that respect forgotten That's due to her whom mightiest Caesar favours, And think what 'tis to die. Not to lose time, She's Caesar's choice : it is sufficient honour You were his taster in this heavenly nectar ; But now must quit the office. Lam. This is rare ! Cannot a man be master of his wife Because she's young and fair, without a patent? I in my own house am an emperor, And will defend what's mine. Where are my knaves ? If such an insolence escape unpunish'd THE ROMAN ACTOR. 197 Parth. In yourself, Lamia Caesar hath forgot To use his power, and I, his instrument, In whom, though absent, his authority speaks, Have lost my faculties ! [Stamps. Enter a Centurion -with Soldiers. Lam. The guard ! why, am I Design'd for death ? Dom. As you desire my favour Take not so rough a course. Parth. All your desires Are absolute commands : Yet give me leave To put the will of Caesar into act. Here's a bill of divorce between your lordship And this great lady: if you refuse to sign it, And so as if you did it uncompell'd, Won to 't by reasons that concern yourself, Her honour too untainted, here are clerks, Shall in your best blood write it new, till torture Compel you to perform it. Lam. Is this legal? Parth. Monarchs that dare not do unlaw- ful things, Yet bear them out, are constables, not kings. Will you dispute ? Lam. I know not what to urge Against myself, but too much dotage on her, Love, and observance. Parth. Set it under your hand, That you are impotent, and cannot pay The duties of a husband ; or, that you are mad ; Rather than want just cause, we'll make you so. Dispatch, you know the danger else ; de- liver it, Nay, on your knee. Madam, you now are free, And mistress of yourself. Lam. Can you, Domitia, Consent to this ? Dom. 'Twould argue a base mind To live a servant, when I may command. I now am Caesar's : and yet, in respect I once was yours, when you come to the palace, Provided you deserve it in your service, You shall find me your good mistress. Wait me, Parthenius ; And now farewell, poor Lamia ! \Exeuni all but Lamia. Lam. To the gods I bend my knees, (for tyranny hath banish'd Justice from men,) and as they would deserve Their altars, and our vows, humbly invoke them, That this my ravish'd wife may prove as fatal To proud Domitian, and her embraces Afford him, in the end, as little joy As wanton Helen brought to him of Troy ! [Exit. SCENE III. The Curia or Senate-house. EnterlActQrs, Aretinus, Fulcinius, Rusticus, Sura, Paris, Latinus, and ^Esopus. Aret. Fathers conscript, may this our meeting be Happy to Caesar and the commonwealth ! Lict. Silence! Aret. The purpose of this frequent senate Is, first, to give thanks to the gods of Rome, That, for the propagation of the empire, Vouchsafe us one to govern it, like themselves. In height of courage, depth of understanding, And all those virtues, and remarkable graces, Which make a prince most eminent, our Domitian Transcends the ancient Romans : I can never Bring his praise to a period. What good man, That is a friend to truth, dares make it doubtful, That he hath Fabius' staidness, and the courage Of bold Marcellus, to whom Hannibal gave The style of Target, and the Sword of Rome? But he has more, and every touch more Roman ; As Pompey's dignity, Augustus' state, Antony's bounty, and great Julius' fortune, With Cato's resolution. I am lost In the ocean of his virtues : in a word, All excellencies of good men meet in him, But no part of their vices. Rust. This is no flattery ! Sura. Take heed, you'll be observed. Aret. 'Tis then most fit That we, (as to the father of our country, Like thankful sons, stand bound to pay true service For all those blessings that he showers upon us,) Should not connive, and see his government Depraved and scandalized by meaner men, That to his favour and indulgence owe Themselves and being. Par. Now he points at us. Aret. Cite Paris, the tragedian. Par. Here. Aret. Stand forth. In thee, as being the chief of thy profession, I do accuse the quality of treason, As libellers against the state and Caesar. Pat. Mere accusations are not proofs, my lord; In what are we delinquents ? z 9 3 THE ROMAN ACTOR. A ret. You are they That search into the secrets of the time, And, under feign'd names, on the stage,- present Actions not to be touch 'd at ; and traduce Persons of rank and quality of both sexes, And, with satirical, and bitter jests, Make even the senators ridiculous To the plebeians. Par. If I free not myself, And. in myself, the rest of my profession, From these false imputations, and prove That they make that a libel which the poet Writ for a comedy, so acted too ; It is but justice that we undergo The heaviest censure. A ret. Are you on the stage, You talk so boldly? Par. The whole world being one, This place is not exempted ; and I am So confident in the justice of our cause, That I could wish Caesar, in whose great name All kings are comprehended, sat as judge, To hear our plea, and then determine of us. If, to express a man sold to his lusts, Wasting the treasure of his time and fortunes In wanton dalliance, and to what sad end A wretch that's so given over does arrive at ; Deterring careless youth, by his example, From such licentious courses ; laying open The snares of bawds, and the consuming arts Of prodigal strumpets, can deserve reproof ; Why are not all your golden principles, Writ down by grave philosophers to instruct us To choose fair virtue for our guide, not pleasure, Condemn 'd unto the fire ? Sura. There's spirit in this. Par. Or if desire of honour was the base On which the building of the Roman empire Was raised up to this height ; if, to inflame The noble youth with an ambitious heat T' endure the frosts of danger, nay, of death, To be thought worthy the triumphal wreath By glorious undertakings, may deserve Reward, or favour from the commonwealth ; Actors may put in for as large a share As all the sects of the philosophers : They with cold precepts (perhaps seldom read) Deliver, what an honourable thing The active virtue is : but does that fire The blood, or swell the veins with emulation, To be both good and great, equal to that Which is presented on our theatres ? Let a good actor, in a lofty scene, Show great Alcides honour'd in the sweat Of his twelve labours ; or a bold Camillus, Forbidding Rome to be redeem'd with gold From the insulting Gauls ; or Scipio, After his victories, imposing tribute On conquer 'd Carthage : if done to the life, As if they saw their dangers, and their glories, And did partake with them in their rewards, All that have any spark of Roman in them, The slothful arts laid by, contend to be Like those they see presented. Rust. He has put The consuls to their whisper. Par. But, 'tis urged That we corrupt youth, and traduce superiors, When do we bring a vice upon the stage, That does go off un punish 'd ? Do we teach, By the success of wicked undertakings, Others to tread in their forbidden steps ? We shew no arts of Lydian panderism, Corinthian poisons, Persian flatteries, But mulcted so in the conclusion, that Even those spectators that were so inclined, Go home changed men. And, for traducing such That are above us, publishing to the world Their secret crimes, we are as innocent As such as are born dumb. When we present An heir, that does conspire against the life Of his dear parent, numbering every hour He lives, as tedious to him ; if there be, Among the auditors, one whose conscience tells him He is of the same mould, WE CANNOT HELP IT. Or, bringing on the stage a loose adulteress, That does maintain the riotous expense Of him that feeds her greedy lust, yet suffers The lawful pledges of a former bed To starve the while for hunger ; if a matron, However great in fortune, birth, or titles, Guilty of such a foul unnatural sin, Cry out, 'Tis writ for me, WE CANNOT HELP IT. Or, when a covetous man's express'd, whose wealth Arithmetic cannot number, and whose lord- ships A falcon in one day cannot fly over ; Yet he so sordid in his mind, so griping, As not to afford himself the necessaries To maintain life ; if a patrician, (Though honour'd with a consulship,) find himself Touch'd to the quick in this, WE CANNOT HELP IT. Or, when we shew a judge that is corrupt,' And will give up his sentence, as he favours The person, not the cause ; saving the guilty, If of his faction, and as oft condemning THE ROMAN ACTOR. 199 The innocent, out of particular spleen ; If any in this reverend assembly, Nay, even yourself, my lord, that are the image Of absent Caesar, feel something in your bosom That puts you in remembrance of things past, Or things intended, 'TIS NOT IN US TO HELP IT. I have said, my lord : and now, as you find cause, Or censure us, or free us with applause. Lat. Well pleaded, on my life ! I never saw him Act an orator's part before. sEsop. We might have given Ten double fees to Regulus, and yet Our cause deliver'd worse. [A shout within. Enter Parthenius. Aret. What shout is that? Parth. Caesar, our lord, married to con- quest, is Return'd in triumph. Ful. Let's all haste to meet him. Aret. Break up the court ; we will reserve to him The censure of this cause. All. Long life to Caesar ! [Exeunt. SCENE IV. The Approach to the Capitol. Enter Julia, Casnis, Domitilla, and Domitia. Ccenis. Stand back the place is mine. Jul. Yours ! Am I not Great Titus' daughter, and Domitian's niece? Dares any claim precedence? Ccenis. I was more : . The mistress of your father, and, in his right, Claim duty from you. Jul. I confess, you were useful To please his appetite. Dom. To end the controversy, For I'll have no contending, I'll be bold To lead the way myself. Domitil. You, minion ! Dom. Yes ; And all, ere long, shall kneel to catch my favours. Jul. Whence springs this flood of great- ness? Dom. You shall know Too soon, for your vexation, and perhaps Repent too late, and pine with envy, when You see whom Caesar favours. Jul. Observe the sequel. Enter Captains with laurels, Domitian in his triumphant chariot, Parthenius, Paris, Latinus, and ^Esopus, met by Aretinus. Sura, Lamia, Rusticus, Fulcinius, Soldiers, and Captives. Cces. As we now touch the height of human glory, Riding in triumph to the capitol. Let these, whom this victorious arm hath. made The scorn of fortune, and the slaves of Rome, Taste the extremes of misery. Bear them off To the common prisons, and there let them prove How sharp our axes are. [Exeunt Soldiers with Captives. Rust. A bloody entrance ! [Aside. Cces. To tell you you are happy in your prince, Were to distrust your love, or my desert ; And either were distasteful : or to boast How much, not by my deputies, but myself, I have enlarged the empire ; or what horrors The soldier, in our conduct, hath broke through, Would better suit the mouth of Plautus' braggart, Than the adored monarch of the world. Sura. This is no boast ! [Aside. Cces. When I but name the Daci, And gray-eyed Germans, whom I have sub- dued, The ghost of Julius will look pale with envy, And great Vespasian's and Titus' triumph, (Truth must take place of father and of brother,) Will be no more remember'd. I am above All honours you can give me : and the style Of Lord and God, which thankful subjects give me, Not my ambition, is deserved. Aret. At all parts Celestial sacrifice is fit for Cassar, In our acknowledgment. Cces. Thanks, Aretinus ; Still hold our favour. Now, the god of war, And famine, blood, and death, Bellona's pages, Banish'd from Rome to Thrace, in our good fortune, With justice he may taste the fruits of peace, Whose sword hath plough'd the ground, and reap'd the harvest Of your prosperity. Nor can I think That there is one among you so ungrateful, Or such an enemy to thriving virtue, That can esteem the jewel he holds dearest, Too good for Caesar's use. 200 THE ROMAN ACTOR. Sura. All we possess Lam. Our liberties Ful. Our children Par. Wealth Aret. And throats, Fall willingly beneath his feet. Rust. Base flattery ! What Roman can endure this? Cess. This calls on [Aside. My love to all, which spreads itself among you. The beauties of the time! [seeing the ladies.} Receive the honour To kiss the hand which, rear'd up thus, holds thunder ; To you 'tis an assurance of a calm. Julia, my niece, and Caenis, the delight Of old Vespasian ; Domitilla, too, A princess of our blood. Rust. Tis strange his pride Affords no greater courtesy to ladies Of such high birth and rank. Sura. Your wife's forgotten. Lam. No, she will be remember'd, fear it not ; She will be graced and greased. Cess. But, when I look on Divine Domitia, methinks we should meet {The lesser gods applauding the encounter) As Jupiter, the Giants lying dead On the Phlegraean plain, embraced his Juno. Lamia, it is your honour that she's mine. Lam. You are too great to be gainsaid. Cess. Let all That fear our frown, or do affect our favour, Without examining the reason why, Salute her (by this kiss I make it good) With the title of Augusta. Dom. Still your servant. All. Long live Augusta, great Domitian's empress ! Cess. Paris, my hand. Par. [kissing it.} The gods still honour Caesar! ACT II. SCENE I. A State Room in the Palace. Enter Philargus in rags, and Parthenius. Phil. My son to tutor me ! Know your obedience, And question not my will. Parth. Sir, were I one, Whom want compell'd to wish a full pos- session Of what is yours : or had I ever number'd Your years, or thought you lived too long, with reason You then might nourish ill opinions of me : Or did the suit that I prefer to you Concern myself, and aim'd not at your good, Youmightdeny, and I sit down with patience, Arid after never press you. Phil. In the name of Pluto, What wouldst thou have me do ? Parth. Right to yourself ; Or suffer me to do it. Can you imagine This nasty hat, this tatter'd cloak, rent shoe This sordid linen, can become the master Of your fair fortunes? whose superfluous means, Though I were burthensome, could clothe you in The costliest Persian silks, studded with jewels, The spoils of provinces, and every day Fresh change of Tyrian purple. Phil. Out upon thee ! My monies in my coffers melt to hear thee. Purple ! hence, prodigal ! Shall I make my mercer, Or tailor heir, or see my jeweller purchase ? No, I hate pride. Parth. Yet decency would do well. Though, for your outside, you will not be alter'd, Let me prevail so far yet, as to win you I Not to deny your belly nourishment ; Cess. The wars are ended, and, our arms | Neither to think you've feasted, when 'tis laid by, cramm'd We are forsoft delights. Command the poets ; With mouldy barley-bread, onions, and leeks, To use their choicest and most rare invention, To entertain the time ; nor be you careful To give it action : we'll provide the people And the drink of bondmen, water. Phil. Wouldst thou have me Be an Apicius, or a Lucullus, Pleasures of all kinds. My Domitia, think ! And riot out my state in curious sauces ? not I flatter, though thus fond. On to the capitol: 'Tis death to him that wears a sullen brow. This 'tis to be a monarch, when alone He can commar-d all, but is awed by none. [Exeunt. Wise nature with a little is contented And, following her, my guide, I cannot err. Parth. But you destroy her in your want of care (I blush to see, and speak it) to maintain her In perfect health and vigour ; when you suffer, Frighted with the charge of physic, rheums, catarrhs, THE ROMAN ACTOR. 201 The scurf, ach in your bones, to grow upon you, And hasten on your fate with too much sparing : When a cheap purge, a vomit, and good diet, May lengthen it. Give me but leave to send The emperor's doctor to you. Phil. I'll be borne first, Half rotten, to the fire that must consume me ! His pills, his cordials, his electuaries, His syrups, julaps, bezoar stone, nor his Imagined unicorn's horn, comes in my belly ; My mouth shall be a draught first, 'tis re- solved. No ; I'll not lessen my dear golden heap, Which, every hour increasing, does renew My youth and vigor ; but, if lessen 'd, then, Then my poor heart-strings crack. Let me enjoy it, And brood o'er't, while I live, it being my life, My soul, my all : but when I turn to dust, And part from what is more esteem'd, by me, Than all the gods Rome's thousand altars smoke to, Inherit thou my adoration of it, And, like me, serve my idol. {Exit. Parth. What a strange torture Is avarice to itself ! what man, that looks on Such a penurious spectacle, but must Know what the fable meant of Tantalus, Or the ass whose back is crack'd with curious viands, Yet feeds on thistles. Some course I must take, To make my father know what cruelty He uses on himself. Enter Paris. Par. Sir, with your pardon, I make bold to enquire the emperor's pleasure ; For, being by him commanded to attend, Your favour may instruct us what's his will Shall be this night presented. Parth. My loved Paris, Without my intercession, you well know, You may make your own approaches, since his ear To you is ever open. Par. I acknowledge His clemency to my weakness, and, if ever I do abuse it, lightning strike me dead ! The grace he pleases to confer upon me, (Without boast I may say so much,) was never Employ'd to wrong the innocent, or to incense His fury. Parth. 'Tis confess'd : many men owe you For provinces they ne'er hoped for ; and their lives, Forfeited to his anger : you being absent, I could say more. Par. You still are my good patron ; And, lay it in my fortune to deserve it, You should perceive the poorest of your clients To his best abilities thankful. Parth. I believe so. Met you my father ? Par. Yes, sir, with much grief, To see him as he is. Can nothing work him To be himself? Parth. O, Paris, 'tis a weight Sits heavy here ; and could this right hand's loss Remove it, it should off : but he is deaf To all persuasion. Par. Sir, with your pardon, I'll offer my advice : I once observed, In a tragedy of ours, in which a murder Was acted to the life, a guilty hearer, Forced by the terror of a wounded conscience, To make discovery of that which torture Could not wringfrom him. Nor can it appear Like an impossibility, but that Your father, looking on a covetous man Presented on the stage, as in a mirror, May see his own deformity, and loath it. Now, could you but persuade the emperor To see a comedy we have, that's styled The Cure of Avarice, and to command Your father to be a spectator of it, He shall be so anatomized in the scene, And see himself so personated, the baseness Of a self-torturing miserable wretch Truly described, that I much hope the object Will work compunction in him. Parth. There's your fee ; I ne'er bought better counsel. Be you in readiness, I will effect the rest. Par. Sir, when you please ; We'll be prepar'd to enter. Sir, the emperor. \_Exit. nterCsesar, Aretinus, and Guard. Cces. Repine at us ! Aret. 'Tis more, or my informers, That keep strict watch upon him, are deceived In their intelligence : there is a list Of malcontents, as Junius Rusticus, Palphurius Sura, and this ^Elius Lamia, That murmur at your triumphs, as mere pageants ; And, at their midnight meetings, tax your justice, (For so I style what they call tyranny,) For Paetus Thrasea's death, as if in him Virtue herself were murdered : nor iorget they Agricola, who, for his service done In the reducing Britain to obedience, 202 THE ROMAN ACTOR. They dare affirm to be removed \vith poison And he compell'd to write you a coheir With his daughter, that his testament might stand, Which, else, you had made void. Then your much love To Julia your niece, censured as incest, And done in scorn of Titus, your dead brother : But the divorce Lamia was forced to sign To her you honour with Augusta's title, Being only named, they do conclude there was A Lucrece once, a Co'llatine, and a Brutus ; But nothing Roman left now but, in you, The lust of Tarquin. C&s. Yes, his fire, and scorn Of such as think that our unlimited power Can be confined. Dares Lamia pretend An interest to that which I call mine ; Or but remember she was ever his, That's now in our possession? Fetch him hither. [Exit Guard. I'll give him cause to wish he rather had Forgot his own name, than e'er mention'd hers. Shall we be circumscribed? Let such as cannot By force make good their actions, though wicked, Conceal, excuse, or qualify their crimes ! What our desires grant leave and privilege to, Though contradicting all divine decrees, Or laws confirm'd by Romulus and Numa, Shall be held sacred. Aret. You should, else, take from The dignity of Caesar. Cess. Am I master Of two and thirty legions, that awe All nations of the triumphed world, Yet tremble at our frown, to yield account Of what's our pleasure, to a private man ! Rome perish first, and Atlas's shoulders shrink, Heaven's fabric fall, (the sun, the moon, the stars Losing their light and comfortable heat,) Ere I confess that any fault of mine May be disputed ! A ret. So you preserve your power, As you should, equal and omnipotent here, With Jupiter's above. [Parthenius kneeling, whispers Caesar. CCBS. Thy suit is granted, Whate'er it be, Parthenius, for thy service Done to Augusta. Only so ? a trifle : Command him hither. If the comedy fail Tocure him, I will minister something tohim That shall instruct him to forget his gold, And think upon himself. Parth. May it succeed well, Since my intents are pious ! {Exit. C&s. We are resolved What course to take; and, therefore, Aretinus, Enquire no further. Go you to my empress, And say I do entreat (for she rules him Whom all men else obey) she would vouchsafe The music of her voice at yonder window, When I advance my hand, thus. I will blend [Exit Aretinus. My cruelty with some scorn, or else 'tis lost. Revenge, when it is unexpected, falling With greater violence ; and hate clothed in smiles, Strikes, and with horror, dead the wretch that comes not Prepared to meet it. Re-enter Guard with Lamia. Our good Lamia, welcome. So much we owe you for a benefit, With willingness on your part conferr'd upon us, That 'tis our study, we that would not live Engaged to any for a courtesy, How to return 'it. Lam. 'Tis beneath your fate To be obliged, that in your own hand grasp The means to be magnificent. Cces. Well put off; But yet it must not do : the empire, Lamia, Divided equally, can hold no weight, If balanced with your gift in fair Domitia You, that could part with all delights at once, The magazine of rich pleasures being con- tain'd In her perfections, uncompell'd, deliver'd As a present fit for Ccesar. In your eyes, With tears of joy, not sorrow, 'tis confirm'd You glory in your act. Lam. Derided too ! Sir, this is more CCBS. More than I can requite ; It is acknowledged, Lamia. There's no drop Of melting nectar I taste from her lip, But yields a touch of immortality To the blest receiver ; every grace and feature, Prized to the worth, bought at an easy rate, If purchased for a consulship. Her dis- course So ravishing, and her action so attractive, That I would part with all my other senses, Provided I might ever see and' hear her. The pleasures of her bed I dare not trust THE ROMAN ACTOR. 203 The winds or air with ; for that would draw down, In envy of my happiness, a war From all the gods upon me. Lam. Your compassion To me, in your forbearing to insult On mycalamity, which you make your sport, Would more appease those gods you have provoked, Than all the blasphemous comparisons You sing unto her praise. Domitia appears at the "window, Cas. I sing her praise ! 'Tis far from my ambition to hope it ; It being a debt she only can lay down, And no tongue else discharge. [He raises his hand. Music above. Hark ! I think, prompted With my consent that you once more should hear her, She does begin. An universal silence Dwell on this place ! 'Tis death, with linger- ing torments, To all that dare disturb her. A SONG by Domitia. Who can hear this, And fall not down and worship ? In my fancy, Apollo being judge, on Latinos' hill Fair-hair'd Calliope, on her ivory lute, (But something short of this,) sung Ceres' praises, And grisly Pluto's rape on Proserpine. The motions of the spheres are out of time, Her musical notes but heard. Say, Lamia, say, Is not her voice angelical? Lam. To your ear : But I, alas ! am silent. Cces. Be so ever, That without admiration canst hear her ! Malice to my felicity strikes thee dumb, And, in thy hope, or wish, to repossess What I love more than empire, I pronounce thee Guilty of treason. Off with his head ! do you stare ? By her that is my patroness, Minerva, Whose statue I adore of all the gods, If he but live to make reply, thy life Shall answer it ! [ The Guard leads off Lamia, stopping his mouth. My fears of him are freed now ; And he that lived to upbraid me with my wrong, For an offence he never could imagine, In wantonness removed. Descend, my dearest ; Plurality of husbands shall no more Breed doubts or jealousies in you : [Exit Dom. above.~\ 'tis dispatch'd, And with as little trouble here, as if I had kill'd a fly. Enter Domitia, ushered in by Aretinus, her train borne -up by Julia, Caenis, and Domi- tilla. Now you appear, and in That glory you deserve ! and these, that stoop To do you service, in the act much honour'd ! Julia, forget that Titus was thy father ; Caenis, and Domitilla, ne'er remember Sabinus or Vespasian. To be slaves To her is more true liberty, than to live Parthian or Asian queens. As lesser stars, That wait on Phoebe in her full of brightness, Compared to her, you are. Thus, thus I seat you By Caesar's side, commanding these, that once Were the adored glories of the time, To witness to the world they are your vassals, At your feet to attend you. Dom. 'Tis your pleasure, And not my pride. And yet, when I consider That I am yours, all duties they can pay I do receive as circumstances due To her you please to honour. Re-enter Parthenius with Philargus. Parth. Caesar's will Commands you hither, nor must you gain- say it. Phil. Lose time to see an interlude ! must I pay too, For my vexation? Parth. Not in the court : It is the emperor's charge. Phil. I shall endure My torment then the bettei Cas. Can it be This sordid thing, Parthenius, is thy father? No actor can express him : I had held The fiction for impossible in the scene, Had I not seen the substance. Sirrah, sit still, And give attention ; if you but nod, You sleep for ever. Let them spare the prologue, And all the ceremonies proper to ourself, And come to the last act there, where the cure By the doctor is made perfect. The swift minutes Seem years to me, Domitia, that divorce thee 20 4 THE ROMAN ACTOR. From my embraces : my desires increasing As they are satisfied, all pleasures else -Are tedious as dull sorrows. Kiss me again : If I now wanted heat of youth, these fires, In Priam 's veins, would thaw his frozen blood, Enabling him to get a second Hector !For the defence of Troy. Dom. You are wanton ! Pray you, forbear. Let me see the play. Ctss. Begin there. JSnter Paris, like a doctor of physic, and ^Esopus : Latinus is brought forth asleep in a chair, a key in his mouth, JEsop. O master doctor, he is past recovery ; ^4 lethargy hath seized him ; and, however JHis sleep resemble death, his watchful care To guard that treasure he dares make no use of, Works strongly in his soul. Par. What' s that he holds .So fast between his teeth f .Esop. The key that opens His iron chests, cramm'dwith accursed gold, Rusty with long imprisonment. There's no duty .In me, his son, nor confidence in friends, That can persuade him to deliver up That to the trust of any. Phil. He is the wiser : We were fashion'd in one mould. JEsop. He eats with it; And when devotion calls him to the temple Of Mammon, whom, of all the gods, he kneels to, THAT held thus still, his orisons are paid : Nor will he, though the wealth of Rome were pawn d For tJie restoring of 't, for one short hour Be won to part with it. Phil. Still, still myself! And if like me he love his gold, no pawn Is good security. Par. /'// try if I can force it // will not be. His avaricious mind, Like men in rivers drown d, make him gripe fast, To his last gasp, what he in life held dearest; And, if that it were possible in nature, Would carry it with him to the other world. Phil. As I would do to hell, rather than leave it. JEsop. Is he not dead ? Par. Long since to all good actions, Or to himself, or others, for which wise men Desire to live. You may with safety pinch him, Or under his nails stick needles, yet he stirs not; Anxious fear to lose what his soul doats on, Renders his flesh insensible. We must use Some means to rouse the sleeping faculties Of his mind ; there lies the lethargy. Take a trumpet, And blow it into his ears; 'tis to no purpose ; The roaring noise of thunder cannot wake him : And yet despair not; I haveonetrick left yet. JEsop. What is it? Par. / will cause a fearful dream To steal into his fancy, and disturb it With the horror it brings with it, and so free His body's organs. Dom. 'Tis a cunning fellow ; If he were indeed a doctor, as the play says, He should be sworn my servant ; govern my slumbers, And minister to me waking. Par. If this fail, \A chest brought in. JT II give him o'er. So ; with all violence Rend ope this iron chest, for here his life lies Bound up in fetters, and in the defence Of what he values higher, 'twill return, And fill each vein and artery. Louder yet I ' Tis open, and already he begins To stir ; mark with what trouble. [Latinus stretches himself. Phil. As you are Caesar, Defend this honest, thrifty man ! they are thieves, And come to rob him. Parth. Peace ! the emperor frowns. Par. So ; now pour out the bags upon the table; Remove his jewels, and his bonds. Again, Ring a second golden peal. His eyes areopen ; He stares as he had seen Medusa's head, And were turn'd marble. Once more. Lat. Murder ! murder I They come to murder me. My son in the plot? Thou worse than parricide ! if it be death To strike thy father's body, can all tortures The Furies in hell practise, be sufficient For thee, that dost assassinate my soul ? My gold / my bonds ! my jewels / dost thou envy My glad possession of them for a day ; Extinguishing the taper of my life Consumed uiito the snuff ; Par. Seem not to mind him. Lat. Have I, to leave thee rich, denied myself The joys of human being ; scraped and hoarded A mass of treasure, which had Solon seen, The Lydian Crozsus had appeared to him Poor as the beggar Irus ? And yet I, THE ROMAN ACTOR. 205 Solicitous to increase it, when -my entrails Were clemm'd with keeping a perpetual fast, Wasdeaftotheirloudwindy cries, as fearing, Should I disburse one penny to their use, My heir might curse me. And, to save expense In outward ornaments, I did expose My naked body to the winter's cold, And summers scorching heat : nay, when diseases Grew thick upon me, and a little cost Had purchased my recovery, I chose rather To have my ashes closed up in my Tirn, By hasting on my fate, than to diminish The gold my prodigal son, while I am living, Carelessly scatters. ^Esop. Would you'd dispatch and die once! Your ghost should fee litt hell, THAT is my slave Which was your master. Phil. Out upon thee, varlet ! Par. A nd what then follows all your carke and caring, And self -affliction ? When your starved trunk is Turn'd to forgotten dust, this hopeful youth Urines upon yo^lr monument, ne'er remem- bering How much for him you suffer d ; and then tells, To the companions of his lusts and riots, The hell you did endure on earth, to leave him Large means to be an epicure, and to feast His senses all at once, a happiness You never granted to yourself . Yo^tr gold, then, Got with vexation, and preserved with trouble, Maintains the public stews, panders, and ruffians, That qiiaff damnations to your memory, For living so long here. Lat. // -will be so ; I see it O, that I could redeem the time that's past ! I would live and die like myself ; and make true use Of what my industry purchased. Par. Covetous men, Having one foot in the grave, lament so ever : But grant that I by art could yet recover Your desperate sickness, lengthen out your life A dozen of years ; as I restore your body To perfect health, will you with care en- deavour To rectify your mind f Lat. / should so live then, As neither my heir should have just cause to think I lived too long, for being close-handed to him,. Or cruel to myself. Par. Have your desires. Phcebits assisting me, I will repair The ruin'd building of your health; and think not You have a son that hates you ; the truth is, This means, with his consent, I practised on you To this good end : it being a device, In you to shew the Cure of Avarice. [Exeunt Paris, Latinus, and JEsopns. Phil. An old fool, to be gull'd thus ! had, he died As I resolve to do, not to be alter'd, It had gone off twanging. Cess. How approve you, sweetest, Of the matter and the actors? Dom. For the subject, I like it not ; it was filch'd out of Horace. Nay, I have read the poets : but the fellow That play'd the doctor, did it well, by Venus : He had a tuneable tongue, and neat de- livery : And yet, in my opinion, he would perform A lover's part much better. Prithee, Caesar, For I grow weary, let us see, to-morrow, Iphis and Anaxarete. Cces. Any thing For thy delight, Domitia ; to your rest, Till I come to disquiet you : wait upon her. There is a business that I must dispatch, And I will straight be with you. [Exeunt. Aret. Dom. Julia, Caenis, and Domitil. Parth. Now, my dread sir, Endeavour to prevail. Cces. One way or other We'll cure him, never doubt it. Now, Philargus, Thou wretched thing, hast thou seen thy sordid baseness, And but observed what a contemptible creature A covetous miser is ? Dost thou in thyself Feel true compunction, with a resolution To be a new man? Phil. This crazed body's Caesar's ; But for my mind Cces. Trifle not with my anger. Canst thou make good use of what was now presented ; And imitate, in thy sudden change of life, The miserable rich man, that express'd What thou art to the life ? Phil. Pray you, give me leave To die as I have lived. I must not part with My gold ; it is my life : I am past cure. :o8 THE ROMAN ACTOR. .nd all those glorious constellations That do adorn the firmament, appointed, ike grooms, with their bright influence to attend The actions of kings and emperors, They being the greater wheels that move the less. Bring forth those condemn'd wretches ; [Exit Parthenius.] let me see )ne man so lost, as but to pity them, .nd though there lay a million of souls mprison'd in his flesh, my hangmen's hooks should rend it off, and give them liberty, aesar hath said it. Re-enter Parthenius, with Aretinus, and Guard ; Executioners dragging in Junius Rusticus and Palphurius Sura, bound back to back. Aret. 'Tis great Caesar's pleasure, That with fix'd eyes you carefully observe The people's looks. Charge upon any man That with a sigh or murmur does express A seeming sorrow for these traitors' deaths. You know his will, perform it. Cess. A good bloodhound, And fit for my employments. Sura. Give us leave To die, fell tyrant. Rust, For, beyond our bodies, Thou hast no power. Cces. Yes ; I'll afflict your souls, And force them groaning to the Stygian lake, Prepared for such to howl in, that blaspheme The power of princes, that are gods on earth. Tremble to think how terrible the dream is After this sleep of death. Rttst. To guilty men It may bring terror : not to us, that know What 'tis to die, well taught by his example For whom we suffer. In my thought I see The substance of that pure untainted soul Of Thrasea, our master, made a star, That with melodious harmony invites us (Leaving this dunghill Rome, made hell by thee) To trace his heavenly steps, and fill a sphere Above yon crystal canopy. Cces. Do invoke him With all the aids his sanctity of life Have won on the rewarders of his virtue ; Theyshall not save you. Dogs, do you grin torment them. [ The Executioners torment them, they still smiling. So, take a leaf of Seneca now, and prove If it can render you insensible Of that which but begins here. Now an oil, Drawn from the Stoic's frozen principles, Predominant over fire, were useful for you. Again, again. You trifle. Not a groan ! ts my rage lost ? What cursed charms defend them ! Search deeper, villains. Who looks pale, or thinks That I am cruel ? Aret. Over-merciful : Tis all your weakness, sir. Parth. I dare not shew A sign of sorrow ; yet my sinews shrink, The spectacle is so horrid. [Aside. Cess. I was never O'ercome till now. For my sake roar a little, And shew you are corporeal, and not turn'd Aerial spirits. Will it not do ? By Pallas, It is unkindly done to mock his fury Whom the world styles Omnipotent ! I am, tortured In their want of feeling torments. Marius' story, That does report him to have sat unmoved, When cunning surgeons ripp'd his arteries And veins, to cure his gout, compared to this, Deserves not to be named. Are they not dead? If so, we wash an ^Ethiop. Sura. No ; we live. Rust. Live to deride thee, our calm pa- tience treading Upon the neck of tyranny. That securely,. As 'twere a gentle slumber, we endure Thy hangman's studied tortures, is a debt We owe to grave philosophy, that instructs us. The flesh is but the clothing of the soul, Which growing out of fashion, though it be Cast off, or rent, or torn, like ours, 'tis then. Being itself divine, in her best lustre. But unto such as thou, that have no hopes Beyond the present, every little scar, The want of rest, excess of heat or cold, That does inform them only they are mortal, Pierce through and through them. Cces. We will hear no more. Rust. This only, and I give thee warning- of it : Though it is in thy will to grind this earth As small as atoms, they thrown in the sea too, They shall seem re-collected to thy sense : And, when the sandy building of thy greatness Shall with its own weight totter, look to see me As I was yesterday, in my perfect shape ^ For I'll appear in horror. Cces. By my shaking I am the guilty man, and not the judge, Drag from my sight these cursed ominous wizards, THE ROMAN ACTOR. 209 That, as they are now, like to double-faced Janus, Which way soe'er I look, are Furies to me. Away with them ! first shew them death, then leave No memory of their ashes. I'll mock Fate. \Exeunt Executioners with Rusticus and Sura. Shall words fright him victorious armies circle ? No, no ; the fever does begin to leave me ; uter Domitia., Julia, andCzenis', Stephanos following. Or, were it deadly, from this living fountain I could renew the vigour of my youth, And be a second Virbius. O my glory ! My life ! command ! my all ! Dom. As you to me are. [^Embracing and kissing. I beard you were sad : I have prepared you sport Will banish melancholy. Sirrah, Caesar, (I hug myself fort,) I have been instructing The players how to act ; and to cut off All tedious impertinence, have contracted The tragedy into one continued scene. I have the art oft, and am taken more With my ability that way, than all knowledge I have but of thy love. Cess. Thou art still thyself, The sweetest, wittiest, Dom. When we are abed I'll thank your good opinion. Thou shalt see Such an Iphis of thy Paris ! and, to humble The pride of Domitilla, that neglects me, ^Howe'er she is your cousin,) I have forced her To play the part of Anaxarete You are not offended with it ? Cess. Any thing That does content thee yields delight to me : My faculties and powers are thine. Dom. I thank you : Prithee let's take our places. Bid them enter Without more circumstance. After a short flourish, enter Paris as Iphis. How do you like That shape ? methinks it is most suitable To the aspect of a despairing lover The seeming late-fallen, counterfeited tears That hang upon his cheeks, was my device. CCBS. And all was excellent. Dom. Now hear him speak. Iphis. That she is fair, (and that an epithet Too foul to express her,} or descended nobly, Or rich, or fortunate, are certain truths In which poor Iphis glories. But that these Perfections, in no other -virgin found, Abused, should nourish cruelty and pride In the divinest Anaxarete, Is, to my love-sick, languishing soul, a riddle; And with more difficulty to be dissolvd, Than that the monster Sphinx, from the steep rock, Offer d to (Edipus. Imperious Love, As at thy ever/laming altars Iphis, Thy never-tired votary, hath presented, With scalding tears, whole hecatombs of sighs, Preferring thy power, and thy Paphian mother s, Before the Thunderer's, Neptune's, or Pluto's ( That, after Saturn, did divide the world, And had the sway of things, yet were com- pell'd By thy inevitable shafts to yield, And fight under thy ensigns) be auspicious To this last trial of my sacrifice Of love and service ! Dom. Does he not act it rarely ? Observe with what a feeling he delivers His orisons to Cupid ; I am rapt with't. Iphis. And from thy never-emptied quiver take A golden arrow, to transfix her heart, And force her love like me; or cure my wound With a leaden one, that may beget in me Hate and forgetfulness of what's noiu my idol But I call back my prayer ; I have blas- phemed In my rash wish : 'tis I that am unworthy ; But she all merit, and may in justice chal- lenge, From the assurance of her excellencies, Not love but adoration. Yet, bear witness, All-knowing Powers ! I bring along with me, As faithful advocates to make intercession, A loyal heart with pure and holy flames, With the foul fires of hist never polluted. And, as I touch her threshold, which with tears, My limbs benumb' d with cold, I oft have wash'd, With my glad lips I kiss this earth, grown proud With frequent favours from her delicate feet. Dom. By Caesar's life he weeps ! and I forbear Hardly to keep him company. Iphis. Blest ground, thy pardon, If I profane it with forbidden steps. I must presume to knock and yet attempt it With such a trembling reverence, as if My hands [were now\ held up for expiation THE ROMAN ACTOR. To the incensed gods to spare a kingdom. Within there, ho! something divine come forth To a distressed mortal. Enter Latinus as a Porter. Port. Ha! Who knocks there ? Dom. What a churlish look this knave has ! Port. Is 't you, sirrah ? Are you come to pule and whine ? Avaunt, and quickly ; Dog-whips shall drive you hence, else. Dom. Churlish devil ! But that I should disturb the scene, as I live I would tear his eyes out. Cess. 'Tis in jest, Domitia. Dom. I do not like such jesting : if he were not A flinty-hearted slave, he could not use One of his form so harshly. How the toad swells At the other's sweet humility ! Cess. 'Tis his part : Let them proceed. Dom. A rogue's part will ne'er leave him. Iphis. As you have, gentle sir, the happi- ness ( When you please] to behold the figure of The masterpiece of nature, limn d to the life, \ In more than human Anaxarete, Scorn not your servant, that with suppliant hands Takes hold -upon your knees, conjuring you, As you are a. man, and did not suck the milk Of wolves, and tigers, or a mother of A tougher temper, use some means these eyes, Before they are wept out, may see your lady. Will you be gracious, sir? Port. Though I lose my plaeefort, I can hold out no longer. Dom. Now he melts, There is some little hope he may die honest. Port. Madam! Enter Domitilla as Anaxarete. Anax. Who calls ? What object have we here* Dom. Your cousin keeps her proud state still ; I think I have fitted her for a part. Anax. Did I not charge thee I ne'er might see this thing more ? Iphis. / am, indeed, What thing you please ; a worm that you may tread on : Lower I cannot fall to show my duty, Till your disdain hath digg'd a grave to This body with forgotten dust ; and, when I know your sentence, cruellest of women ! I'll, by a willing death, remove the object That is an eyesore to you. Anax. Wretch, ihou dar'st not : That were the last and greatest service to me Thy doting love could boast of. What dull fool But thott could nourish any flattering hope, One of my height in youth, in birth and for- tune, Could e'er descend to look upon thy lowness, Much less consent to make my lord of one I'd not accept, though offer d for my slave t My thoughts stoop not so low. Dom. There's her true nature : No personated scorn. Anax. / wrovg my worth, Or to exchange a syllable or look With one so far beneath me. Iphis. Yet take heed, Take heed of pride, and curiously consider, How brittle the foundation is, on which You labour to advance it. Niobe, Proud of her numerous issue, durst contemn Latona's double burthen ; but what follow' d? She was left a childless mother, and mourn d to marble. The beauty you o'erprize so, time or sickness Can change to loath' d deformity; your wealth The prey of thieves ; queen Hecuba, Troy fired, Ulysses bondwoman : but the love I bring you Nor time, nor sickness, violent thieves, nor fate, Can ravish from you. Dom. Could the oracle Give better counsel ! Iphis. Say, will you relent yet, Revoking your decree that I should die ? Or, shall I do what you command ? resolve ,- I am impatient of delay. Anax. Dispatch then : I shall look on your tragedy unmoved, Peradventure laugh at it ; for it will prove A comedy to me. Dom. O devil ! devil ! Iphis. Then thus I take my last leave. A II the curses Of lovers fall upon you ; and, hereafter, When any man, like me contemn d, shall study, In the anguish of his sou/, to give a name To a scornful, cruel mistress, let him only Say, This most bloody woman is to me. As Anaxarete was to wretched Iphis ! Now feast your tyrannous mind, and glory THE ROMAN ACTOR. The ruins you have made: for Hymens bands, That should have made us one, this fatal halter For ever shall divorce us : at your gate, As a trophy of your pride and my affliction, I'll presently hang myself. Dom. Not for the world {Starts from her seat. Restrain him, as you love your lives ! Cess. Why .are you Transported thus, Domitia ? 'tis a play ; Or, grant it serious, it at no part merits This passion in you. Par. I ne'er purposed, madam, To do the deed in earnest ; though I bow To your care and tenderness of me. Dom. Let me, sir, Entreat your pardon ; what I saw presented, Carried me beyond myself. Cess. To your place again, And see what follows. Dom. No, I am familiar With the conclusion ; besides, upon the sudden I feel myself much indisposed. Cces. To bed then ; I'll be thy doctor. Arel. There is something more In this than passion, which I must find out, Or my intelligence freezes. Dom. Come to me, Paris, To-morrow, for your reward. {Exeunt all but Domitilla and Stephanos. Steph. Patroness, hear me ; Will you not call for your share ? Sit down with this, And, the next action, like a Gaditane strumpet, I shall look to see you tumble ! Domitil. Prithee be patient. I, that have suffer'd greater wrongs, bear this ; And that, till my revenge, my comfort is. {Exeunt. ACT IV. SCENE I. A Room in the Palace. Enter Parthenius, Julia, Domitilla, and Caenis. Parth. Why, 'tis impossible. Paris ! Jul. You observed not, As it appears, the violence of her passion, When personating Iphis, he pretended, For your contempt, fair Anaxarete, To hang himself. Parth. Yes, yes, I noted that ; But never could imagine it could work her To such a strange intemperance of affection. As to doat on him. Domitil. By my hopes, I think not That she respects, though all here saw, and mark'd it ; Presuming she can mould the emperor's will Into what form she likes, though we, and all The informers of the world, conspired to cross iti Can. Then with what eagerness, this morning, urging The want of health and rest, she did entreat Caesar to leave her ! Domitil. Who no sooner absent, But she calls, Dwarf! (so in her scorn she styles me,) Put on my pantofles ; fetch pen and paper, I am to write : and with distracted looks, In her smock, impatient of so short delay As but to have a mantle thrown upon her, She seal'd I know not what, but 'twas in- dorsed, To my loved Paris. Jul. Add to this, I heard her Say, when a page received it, Let him -wait me t A nd carefully, in thewalk call'd our Retreat, Where Ctesar, in his fear to give offence, Unsent for, never enters. Parth. This being certain, (For these are more than jealous supposi- tions,) Why do not you, that are so near in blood. Discover it ? Domitil. Alas ! you know we dare not. 'Twill be received for a malicious practice, To free us from that slavery which her pride^ Imposes on us. But, if you would please To break the ice, on pain to be sunk ever. We would aver it. Parth. I would second you, But that I am commanded with all speed To fetch in Ascletario the Chaldsean ; Who, in his absence, is condemn'd of treason. For calculating the nativity Of Caesar, with all confidence foretelling, In every circumstance, when he shall die A violent death. Yet, if you could approve Of my directions, I would have you speak As much to Aretinus, as you have To me deliver 'd : he in his own nature Being a spy, on weaker grounds, no doubt, Will undertake it ; not for goodness' sake, (With which he never yet held correspon- . dence, ) But to endear his vigilant observings Of what concerns the emperor, and a little To triumph in the ruins of this Paris, That cross 'd him in the senate-house. P2 THE ROMAN ACTOR. Enter Aretinus. Here he comes, His nose held up ; he hath something in the wind, Or I much err, already. My designs Command mehence, great ladies ; but I leave My wishes with you. [Exit. Aret. Have I caught your Greatness Jn the trap, my proud Augusta ! Domitil. What is't raps him ? Aret. And my fine Roman Actor ! Is't even so? No coarser dish to take your wanton palate, Save that which, but the emperor, none durst taste of ! 'Tis very well. I needs must glory in This rare discovery : but the rewards Of my intelligence bid me think, even now, By an edict from Caesar, I have power To tread upon the neck of slavish Rome, Disposing offices and provinces To my kinsmen, friends, and clients. Domitil. This is more Than usual with him. Jul. Aretinus ! Aret. How! No more respect and reverence tender'd to me, But Aretinus! Tis confess'd that title, When you were princesses, and commanded all, Had been a favour ; but being, as you are, Vassals to aproud woman, the worst bondage, You stand obliged with as much adoration To entertain him, that comes arm'd with strength To break your fetters, as tann'd galley-slaves Pay such as do redeem them from the oar. I come not to entrap you ; but aloud Pronounce that you are manumized : and to make Your liberty sweeter, you shall see her fall, This empress, this Domitia, what you will, That triumph 'd in your miseries. Domitil. Were you serious, To prove your accusation I could lend Some help. Can. And I. Jul. And I. Aret. No atom to me. My eyes and ears are every where ; I know all, To the line and action in the play that took her: Her quick dissimulation to excuse Her being transported, with her morning passion. . I bribed the boy that did convey the letter, And, having perused it, made it up again : Your griefs and angers are to me familiar. That Paris is brought to her, and how far He shall be tempted. Domitil. This is above wonder. Aret. My gold can work much stranger miracles, Than to corrupt poor waiters. Here, join with me {Takes out a petition. 'Tis a complaint to Caesar. This is that Shall ruin her, and raise you. Have you set your hands To the accusation ? Jul. And will justify What we've subscribed to. Cn.~\ O, rare ! She is perfumed all over ! Sure great women, Instead of little dogs, are privileged To carry musk-cats. Fior. Now the ceremony Is pass'd, what is the substance ? Cal. I'll peruse My instructions, and then tell you. Her skirt kiss'd, Inform her highness that your lord 230 THE GREAT DUKE OF FLORENCE. Calam. Who's that ? Cal. Prince Giovanni, who entreats your grace, That he, with your good favour, may have leave To present his service to you. I think I have nick'd it For a courtier of the first form. Fior. To my wonder. Enter Giovanni and a Gentleman. Return unto the prince but he prevents My answer. Galaminta, take him off ; ' And, for the neat delivery of his message, j Give him ten ducats : such rare parts as yours Are to be cherish 'd. Cal. We will share : I know i It is the custom of the court, when ten Are promised, five is fair. Fie ! fie ! the princess Shall never know it, so you dispatch me quickly, And bid me not come to-morrow. Calam. Very good, sir. [Exeunt Calandrino and Calaminta. Giov. Pray you, friend, Inform the duke I am putting into act ' What he commanded. Gent. I am proud to be employ'd, sir. [Exit. Giov. Madam, that, without warrant, I presume To trench upon your privacies, may argue Rudeness of manners ; but the free access Your princely courtesy vouchsafes to all That come to pay theifservices, gives me hope To find a gracious pardon. Fior. If you please, not To make that an offence in your construction, Which I receive as a large favour from you, There needs not this apology. Giov. You continue, As you were ever, the greatest mistress of Fair entertainment. Fior. You are, sir, the master ; And in the country have learnt to outdo j All that in court is practised. But why should we Talk atsuch distance? You are welcome, sir. ! We have been more familiar, and since J You will impose the province (you should govern) Of boldness on me, give me leave to say You are too punctual. Sit, sir, and discourse As we were used. Giov. Your excellence knows so well How to command, that I can never err When I obey you. Fior. Nay, no more of this. You shall o'ercome ; no more, I pray you, sir. And what delights, pray you be liberal In your relation, hath the country life Afforded you ? Giov. All pleasures, gracious madam, But the happiness to converse with your sweet virtues. I had a grave instructor, and my hours Design'd to serious studies yielded me Pleasure with profit in the knowledge of What before I was ignorant in ; the signior, Carolo de Charomonte, being skilful To guide me through the labyrinth of wild passions, That labour'd to imprison my free soul A slave to vicious sloth. Fior. You speak him well. Giov. But short of his deserts. Then for the time Of recreation, I was allow'd (Against the form follow'd by jealous parents In Italy) full liberty to partake His daughter's sweet society. She's a virgin Happy in all endowments which a poet Could fancy in his mistress ; being herself A school of goodness, where chaste maids may learn, Without the aid of foreign principles, By the example of her life and pureness, To be as she is, excellent. I but give you A brief epitome of her virtues, which, Dilated on at large, and to their merit, Would make an ample story. Fior. Your whole age, So spent with such a father, and a daughter, Could not be tedious to you. Giov. True, great princess : And now, since you have pleased to grant the hearing Of my time's expense in the country, give me leave To entreat the favour to be made acquainted What service, or what objects in the court, Have, in your excellency's acceptance, proved Most gracious to you. Fior. I'll meet your demand, And make a plain discovery. The duke's care For my estate and person holds the first And choicest place : then, the respect the courtiers Pay gladly to me, not to be contemn'd. But that which raised in me the most delight, (For I am a friend to valour,) was to hear The noble actions truly reported Of the brave count Sanazarro. I profess When it hath been, and fervently, deliver'd, How boldlv, in the horror of a fight, THE GREAT DUKE OF FLORENCE. Cover'd with fire and smoke, and, as if nature Had lent him wings, like lightning he hath fallen Upon the Turkish gallies, I have heard it With a kind of pleasure, which hath whis- per'd to me, This worthy must be cherish'd. Giov. 'Twas a bounty You never can repent. Fior. I glory in it. And when he did return, (but still with con- quest,) His armour off, not young Antinous Appcar'd more courtly ; all the graces that Render a man's society dear to ladies, Like pages waiting on him ; and it does Work strangely on me. Giov. To divert your thoughts, Though they are fix'd upon a noble subject, I am a suitor to you. Fior. You will ask, I do presume, what I may grant, and then It must not be denied. Giov. It is a favour For which I hope your excellence will thank me. Fior. Nay, without circumstance. Giov. That you would please To take occasion to move the duke, That you, with his allowance, may com- mand This matchless virgin, Lidia, (of whom I/cannot speak tco much,) to wait upon you. She's such a one, upon the forfeit of /Your good opinion of me, that will not Be a blemish to your train. Fior. 'Tis rank ! he loves her : But I will fit him with a suit. [Aside.] I pause not, As if it bred or doubt or scruple in me To do what you desire, for I'll effect it, And make use of a fair and fit occasion ; Yet, in return, I ask a boon of you, And hope to find you, in your grant to me, I As I have been to you. Giov. Command me, madam. Fior. 'Tis near allied to yours. That you would be A suitor to the duke, not to expose, ! After so many trials of his faith, j The noble Sanazarro to all dangers, | As if he were a wall to stand the fury i Of a perpetual battery : but now To grant him, after his long labours, rest And liberty to live in court ; his arms And his victorious sword and shield hung up For monuments. Giov. Umph ! I'll embrace, fair princess, Enter Cozimo. The soonest opportunity. The duke ! Coz. Nay, blush not ; we smile on your privacy, And come not to disturb you. You are equals, And, without prejudice to either's honours, May make a mutual change of love and courtship, Till you are made one, and with holy rites, And we give suffrage to it. Giov. You are gracious. Coz. To ourself in this : but now break oft'; too much Taken at once of the most curious viands. Dulls the sharp edge of appetite. We are now For other sports, in which our pleasure is That you shall keep us company. Fior. We attend you. \Exeunt. SCENE II. The Country. A Hall in Charomonte's House. Enter Bernardo, Caponi, and Petruchio. Bern. Is my lord stirring? Cap. No ; he's fast. Pet. Let us take, then, Our morning draught. Such as eat store of beef, Mutton, and capons, may preserve their healths With that thin composition call'd small beer, As, 'tis said, they do in England. But Italians, That think when they have supp'd upon an olive, A root, or bunch of raisins, 'tis a feast, Must kill those crudities rising from cold herbs, With hot and lusty wines. Cap. A happiness Those tramontanes ne'er tasted. Bern. Have they not Store of wine there ? Cap. Yes, and drink more in two hours Than the Dutchmen or the Dane in four and" twenty. Pet. But what is't ? French trash, made of rotten grapes, And dregs and lees of Spain, with Welsh metheglin, A drench to kill a horse ! But this pure nectar, Being proper to our climate, is too fine To brook the roughness of the sea ; the spirit Of this begets in us quick apprehensions, And active executions ; whereas their Gross feeding makes their understanding like it : They can fight, and that's their all. [They drink. THE GREAT DUKE OF FLORENCE. Enter Sanazarro and Servant. Sanaz. Security Dwells about this house, I think ; the gate's wide open, , And not a servant stirring. See the horses Set up, and clothed. Serv. I shall, sir. {Exit. Sanaz. I'll make bold To press a little further. Bern. Who is this, Count Sanazarro? Pet. Yes, I know him. Quickly fiemove the flaggon. Sanaz. A good day to you, friends. Nay, do not conceal your physic ; I approve it, And, if you please, will be a patient with you. Pet. My noble lord. [Drinks. Sanaz. A health to yours. [Drinks.'} Well done ! I see you love yourselves, and I commend you ; 'Tis the best wisdom. Pet. May it please your honour To walk a turn in the gallery, I'll acquaint My lord with your being here. [Exit. Sanaz. Tell him I come For a visit only. 'Tis a handsome pile this. [Exit. Cap. Why here is a brave fellow, and a right one ; Nor wealth nor greatness makes him proud. Bern. There are Too few of them ; for most of our new courtiers, {Whose fathers were familiar with the prices Of oil and corn, with when and where to vent them, And left their heirs rich, from their know- ledge that way,) Like gourds shot up in a night, disdain to speak But to cloth of tissue. Enter Charomonte in a nightgown, Petruchio following. Char. Stand you prating, knaves, When such a guest is under my roof ! See all The rooms perfumed. This is the man that carries The sway and swing of the court ; and I had rather Preserve him mine with honest offices, than But I'll make no comparisons. Bid my daughter Trim herself up to the height ; I know this courtier Must have a smack at her ; and, perhaps, by his place, Expects to wriggle further ; if he does, I shall deceive his hopes ; for I'll not taint My honour for the dukedom. Which way went he? Cap. To the round gallery. Char. I will entertain him As fits his worth and quality, but no further. [Exeunt. SCENE III. A Gallery in the same. Enter Sanazarro. Sanaz. I cannot apprehend, yet I have argued All ways I can imagine, for what reasons The great duke does employ me hither ; and, What does increase the miracle, I must render A strict and true account, at my return, Of Lidia, this lord's daughter, and describe In what she's excellent, and where defective. 'Tis a hard task : he that will undergo To make a judgment of a woman's beauty, And see through all her plasterings and paintings, Had need of Lynceus' eyes, and with more ease May look, like him, through nine mud walls, than make A true discovery of her. But the intents And secrets of my prince's heart must be Served, and not search'd into. Enter Charomonte. Char. Most noble sir, Excuse my age, subject to ease and sloth, That with no greater speed I have presented My service with your welcome. Sanaz. 'Tis more fit That I should ask your pardon, for dis- turbing Your rest at this unseasonable hour. But my occasions carry me so near Your hospitable house, my stay being short too, Your goodness, and the name of friend, which you Are pleased to grace me with, gave me assurance A visit would not oftend. Char. Offend, my lord ! I feel myself much younger for the favour. How is it with our gracious master ? Sanaz. He, sir, Holds still his wonted greatness, and con- fesses Himself your debtor, for your love and care To the prince Giovanni ; and had sent Particular thanks by me, had his grace known THE GREAT DUKE OF FLORENCE. 233 The quick dispatch of what I was design'd to Would have licensed me to see you. Char. I am rich In his acknowledgment. Sanaz. Sir, I have heard Your happiness in a daughter. Char. Sits the wind there ? [Aside. Sanaz. Fame gives her out for a rare masterpiece. Char. Tis a plain village girl, sir, but obedient ; That's her best beauty, sir. Sanaz. Let my desire To see her, find a fair construction from you : I bring no loose thought with me. Char. You are that way, My lord, free from suspicion. Her own manners, Without an imposition from me, I hope, will prompt her to it. Enter Lidia and Petronella. As she is, She comes to make a tender of that service Which she stands bound to pay. Sanaz. With your fair leave, I make bold to salute you. Lid. Sir, you have it. Petron. I am her gentlewoman, will he not kiss me too ? This is coarse, i'faith. [Aside. Char. How he falls off ! Lid. My lord, though silence best becomes a maid, And to be curious to know but what Concerns myself, and with becoming dis- tance, May argue me of boldness, I must borrow So much of modesty, as to inquire Prince Giovanni's health. Sanaz. He cannot want What you are pleased to wish him. Lid. Would 'twere so ! And then there is no blessing that can make A hopeful and a noble prince complete, But should fall on him. O ! he was our north star, The light and pleasure of our eyes. Sanaz. Where am I ? I feel myself another thing ! Can charms Be writ on such pure rubies ? her lips melt As soon as touch'd ! Not those smooth gales that glide O'er happy Araby, or rich Sabaea, Creating in their passage gums and spices, Can serve for a weak simile to express The sweetness of her breath. Such a brave stature Homer bestow'd on Pallas, every limb Proportion 'd to it ! Char. This is strange. My lord ! Sanaz. I crave your pardon, and yours, matchless maid, For such I must report you. Petron. There's no notice Taken all this while of me. [Aside. Sanaz. And I must add, If your discourse and reason parallel The rareness of your more than human form, You are a wonder. Char. Pray you, my lord, make trial : She can speak, I can assure you ; and that my presence May not take from her freedom, I will leave you : For know, my lord, my confidence dares trust her Where, and with whom, she pleases. If he be Taken the right way with her, I cannot fancy A better match ; and, for false play, I know The tricks, and can discern them. Petro- nella ! Petron. Yes, my good lord. Char. I have employment for you. [Exeunt Charomonte and Petronella. Lid. What's your will, sir ? Sanaz. Madam, you are so large a theme to treat of, And every grace about you offers to me Such copiousness of language, that I stand Doubtful which first to touch at. If I err, As in my choice I may, let me entreat you, Before I do offend, to sign my pardon : Let this, the emblem of your innocence, Give me assurance. Lid. My hand join'd to yours, Without this superstition, confirms it. Nor need I fear you will dwell long upon me, The barrenness of the subject yielding nothing That rhetoric, with all her tropes and figures, Can amplify. Yet since you are resolved To prove yourself a courtier in my praise, As I'm a woman (and you men affirm Our sex loves to be flatter'd) I'll endure it. Enter Charomonte above. Now, when you please, begin. Sanaz. [turning from her.'] Such Laeda's paps were, (Down pillows styled by Jove,) and their pure whiteness Shames the swan's down, or snow. No heat of lust Swells up her azure veins ; and yet I feel That this chaste ice but touch'd fans fire in 234 THE GREAT DUKE OF FLORENCE. Lid. You need not, noble sir, be thus transported, Or trouble your invention to express Your thought of me : the plainest phrase and language That you can use, will be too high a strain For such an humble theme. Sanaz. If the great duke Made this his end to try my constant temper, Though I am vanquish'd, 'tis his fault, not mine : For I am flesh and blood, and have affections Like other men. Who can behold the temples, Or holy altars, but the objects work Devotion in him ? And I may as well Walk over burning iron with bare feet, And be unscorch'd, as look upon this beauty Without desire, and that desire pursued too, Till it be quench'd with the enjoying those Delights, which to achieve, danger is nothing, And loyalty but a word. Lid. I ne'er was proud ; Nor can find I am guilty of a thought Deserving this neglect and strangeness from you : Nor am I amorous. Sanaz. Suppose his greatness Loves her himself, why makes he choice of me To be his agent ? It is tyranny To call one pinch'd with hunger to a feast, And at that instant cruelly deny him To taste of what he sees. Allegiance Tempted too far is like the trial of A good sword on an anvil ; as that often Flies in pieces without service to the owner, So trust enforced too far proves treachery, And is too late repented. Lid. Pray you, sir, Or license me to leave you, or deliver The reasons which invite you to command My tedious waiting on you. Char. As I live, I know not what to think on't. Is't his pride, Or his simplicity ? Sanaz. Whither have my thoughts Carried me from myself? In this my dulness, I've lost an opportunity f Turns to her; she falls off. Lid. Tistrue, I was not bred in court, nor live a star there ; Nor shine in rich embroideries and pearl, As they, that are the mistresses of great fortunes, Are every day adorn'd with Sanaz. Will you vouchsafe Your ear, sweet lady ? Lid. Yet I may be bold, For my integrity and fame, to rank With such as are more glorious. Though I never Did injury, yet I am sensible When I'm c'ontemn'd and scorn'd. Sanaz. W T ill you please to hear me? Lid. O the difference of natures ! Giovanni, A prince in expectation, when he lived here, Stole courtesy from heaven, and would not to The meanest servant in my father's house Have kept such distance. Sanaz. Pray you, do not think me Unworthy of your ear ; it was your beauty That turn'd me statue. I can speak, fair lady. Lid. And I can hear. The harshness of your courtship Cannot corrupt my courtesy. Sanaz. Will you hear me, If I speak of love ? Lid. Provided you be modest ; I were uncivil, else. Char. They are come to parley : I must observe this nearer. \He retires. Sanaz. You are a rare one, And such (but that my haste commands me hence) I could converse with ever. Will you grace me With leave to visit you again ? Lid. So you, At your return to court, do me the favour To make a tender of my humble service To the prince Giovanni. Sanaz. Ever touching Upon that string ! [AsideJ] And will you give me hope Of future happiness ? Lid. That, as I shall find you : The fort that's yielded at the first assault Is hardly worth the taking. Re-enter Charomonte below. Char. O, they are at it. Sanaz. She is a magazineof all perfection, And 'tis death to part from her, yet I must A parting kiss, fair maid. Lid. That custom grants you. Char. A homely breakfast does- attend: your lordship, Such as the place affords. Sanaz. No ; I have feasted Already here ; my thanks, and so I leave you : I will see you again. Till this unhappy hour I was never lost, and what to do, or say, I have not yet determined. \Aside and exit. Char. Gone so abruptly ! 'Tis very strange. Lid. Under your favour, sir, His coming hither was to little purpose, For anything I heard from him. THE GREAT DUKE OF FLORENCE. 235 Char. Take heed, Lidia ! I do advise you with a father's love, And tenderness of your honour ; as I would not Have you coarse and harsh in giving enter- tainment, So by no means to be credulous : for great men, Till they have gain'd their ends, are giants in Their promises, but, those obtain'd, weak pigmies In their performance. And it is a maxim Allow'd among them, so they may deceive, They may swear any thing ; for the queen of love, As they hold constantly, does never punish, But smile, at lovers' perjuries. Yet be wise too, And when you are sued to in a noble way, Be neither nice nor scrupulous. Lid. All you speak, sir, I hear as oracles ; nor will digress From your directions. Char. So shall you keep Your fame untainted. Lid, As I would my life, sir. [Exeunt. ACT III. SCENE I. Florence. An Atiteroom in the Palace. Enter Sanazarro and Servant. Sanaz. Leave the horses with my grooms ; but be you careful, With your best diligence and speed, to find out The prince, and humbly, irimyname, entreat I may exchange some private conference with him Before the great duke know of my arrival. Serv. I haste, my lord. Sanaz. Here I'll attend his coming : And see you keep yourself, as much as maybe, Conceal'd from all men else. Scrv. To serve your lordship, I wish I were invisible. [Exit. Sanaz. I am driven Into a desperate strait, and cannot steer A middle course ; and of the two extremes Which I must make election of, I know not Which is more full of horror. Never servant Stood more engaged to a magnificent master, Than I to Cozimo : and all those honours And glories by his grace conferr'd upon me, Or by my prosperous services deserved, If now I should deceive his trust, and make A shipwreck of my loyalty, are ruin'd. And, on the other side, if I discover Lidia's divine perfections, all my hopes In her are sunk, never to be buoy'd up : For 'tis impossible, but, as soon as seen, She must with adoration be sued to. A hermit at his beads but looking on her, Or the cold cynic, whom Corinthian Lais (Not moved with her lust's blandishments) call'd a stone, At this object would take fire. Nor is the duke I Such an Hippolytus, but that this Phoedra, But seen, must force him to forsake the groves, i And Dian's huntmanship, proud to serve under j Venus' soft ensigns. No, there is no way I For me to hope fruition of my ends, j But to conceal her beauties ; and how that May be effected, is as hard a task ' As with a veil to cover the sun's beams, Or comfortable light. Three years the prince - Lived in her company, and Contarino, The secretary, hath possess'd the duke What a rare piece she is : but he's my creature, And may with ease be frighted to deny What he hath said ! and, if my long ex- perience, With some strong reasons I have thought upon, Cannot o'er-reach a youth, my practice yields me But little profit. Enter Giovanni with the Servant. Giov. You are well return'd, sir. Sanaz. Leaveus. r.-tv/Servant.] When that your grace shall know the motives That forced me to invite you to this trouble, You will excuse my manners. Giov. Sir, there needs not This circumstance between us. You are ever My noble friend. Sanaz. You shall have further cause To assure you of my faith and zeal to serve you. A.nd, when I have committed to your trust (Presuming still on your retentive silence) A secret of no less importance than My honour, nay, my head, it will confirm hat value you hold with me. Giov. Pray you, believe, sir, What you deliver to me shall be lock'd up In a strong cabinet, of which you yourself Shall keep the key: for here I pawn my honour, Which is the best security I can give yet, It shall not be discover'd. Sanaz. This assurance Is more than 1 with modesty could demand My Wh 236 THE GREAT DUKE OF FLORENCE. ] From such a paymaster ; but I must be i sudden : And therefore, to the purpose. Can your Excellence, In your imagination, conceive On what design, or whither, the duke's will 'Commanded me hence last night? Giov. No, I assure you ; And it had been a rudeness to enquire Of that I was not call'd to. Sanaz. Grant me hearing, And I will truly make you understand 'It only did concern you. Giov. Me, my lord ! Sanaz. You, in your present state, and future fortunes ; 'For both lie at the stake. Giov. You much amaze me. Pray you, resolve this riddle. Sanaz. You know the duke, If he die issueless, as yet he is, Determines you his heir. Giov. It hath pleased his highness Oft to profess so much. Sanaz. But say, he should Be won to prove a second wife, on whom He may beget a son, how, in a moment, With all those glorious expectations, which Render you reverenced and remarkable, *3e in a moment blasted, howe'er you are His much-lov'd sister's son ! Giov. I must bear it With patience, and in me it is a duty That I was born with ; and 'twere much unfit For the receiver of a benefit To offer, for his own ends, to prescribe Laws to the giver's pleasure. Sanaz. Sweetly answer'd, And like your noble self. This your rare temper So wins upon me, that I would not live ( If that by honest arts I can prevent it) To see your hopes made frustrate. And but think How you shall be transform'd from what you are, Should this (as heaven avert it !) ever happen. It must disturb your peace : for whereas now, Being, as you are, received for the heir ap- parent, You are no sooner seen, but wonder 'd at ; The signiors making it a business to Enquire how you have slept ; and, as you walk The streets of Florence, the glad multitude In throngs press but to see you ; and, with joy. The father, pointing with his finger, tells His son, This is the prince, the hopeful prince, That must hereafter rule, and you obey him. Great ladies beg your picture, and make love To that, despairing to enjoy the substance. And, but the last night, when 'twas only .mmour'd That you were come to court, as if you had By sea past hither from another world, What general shouts and acclamations fol- io w'd ! The bells rang loud, the bonfires blazed, and such As loved not wine, carousing to your health, Were drunk, and blush 'd not at it. And is this A happiness to part with ? Giov. I allow these As flourishes of fortune, with which princes Are often sooth'd ; but never yet esteem'd them For real blessings. Sanaz. Yet all these were paid To what you may be, not to what you are ; For if the Great Duke but shew to his ser- vants A son of his own, you shall, like one ob- scure, Pass unregarded. Giov. I confess, command Is not to be contemn'd, and if my fate Appoint me to it, as I may, I'll bear it With willing shoulders. But, my lord, as yet, You've told me of a danger coming towards me, But have not named it. Sanaz. That is soon deliver 'd. Great Cozimo, your uncle, as I more Than guess, for 'tis no frivolous circumstance That does persuade my judgment to believe it. Purposes to be married. Giov. Married, sir ! With whom, and on what terms? pray you, instruct me. Sanaz. With the fair Lidia. Giov. Lidia! Sanaz. The daughter Of signior Charomonte. Giov. Pardon me Though I appear incredulous ; for, on My knowledge, he ne'er saw her. Sanaz. That is granted : But Contarino hath so sung her praises, And given her out for such a masterpiece, That he's transported with it, sir : and love Steals sometimes through the ear into the heart, As well as by the eye. The duke no sooner THE GREAT DUKE OF FLORENCE. 237 Heard her described, but I was sent in post To see her, and return my judgment of her. Giov. And what's your censure ? Sanaz. 'Tis a pretty creature. Giov. She's very fair. Sanaz. Yes, yes, I have seen worse faces. Giov. Her limbs are neatly ibrm'd. Sanaz. She hath a waist Indeed sized to love's wish. Giov. A delicate hand too. Sanaz. Then for a leg and foot Giov. And there I leave you, For I presumed no further. Sanaz. As she is, sir, I know she wants no gracious part that may Allure the duke ; and, if he only see her, She is his own ; he will not be denied, And then you are lost ; yet, if you'll second me, (As you have reason, for it most concerns you,) I can prevent all yet. Giov. I would you could, A noble way. Sanaz. I will cry down her beauties ; Especially the beauties of her mind, As much as Contarino hath advanced them ; And this, I hope, will breed forgetfulness, And kill affection in him : but you must join With me in my report, if you be question'd. Giov. I never told a lie yet ; and I hold it In some degree blasphemous to dispraise What's worthy admiration : yet, for once, I will dispraise a little, and not vary From your relation. Sanaz. Be constant in it. Enter Alphonso. Alph. My lord, the duke hath seen your man, and wonders Enter Cozimo, Hippolito, Contarino, and Attendants. You come not to him. See, if his desire To have conference with you hath not brought him hither In his own person ! Coz. They are comely coursers, And promise swiftness. Cont. They are, of my knowledge, Of the best race in Naples. Coz. You are, nepbew, As I hear, an excellent horseman, and we like it : "Pis a fair grace in a prince. Pray you, make trial Of their strength and speed ; and, if you think them fit For your employment, with a liberal hand Reward the gentleman that did present them From the viceroy of Naples. Giov. I will use My best endeavour, sir. Coz. Wait on my nephew. {Exeunt Giovanni, Alphonso, Hippolito, and Attendants. Nay, stay you, Contarino : be within call ; It may be we shall use you. [Exit Contarino. You have rode hard, sir, And we thank you for it : every minute seems Irksome, and tedious to us, till you have Made your discovery. Say, friend, have you seen This phoenix of our age ? Sanaz. I have seen a maid, sir ; But, if that I have judgment, no such wonder As she was deliver'd to you. Coz. This is strange. Sanaz. But certain truth. It may be, she was look'd on With admiration in the country, sir ; But, if compared with many in your court, She would appear but ordinary. Coz. Contarino Reports her otherwise. Sanaz. Such as ne'er saw swans, May think crows beautiful. Coz. How is her behaviour ? Sanaz. 'Tis like the place she lives in. Coz. How her wit, Discourse, and entertainment ? Sanaz. Very coarse ; I would not willingly say poor, and rude : But, had she all the beauties of fair women,. The dullness of her soul would fright me from her. Coz. You are curious, sir. I know not what to think on't. [Aside. Contarino ! Rc-cnicr Contarino. Cont. Sir. Coz. Where was thy judgment, man, To extol a virgin Sanazarro telfs me Is nearer to deformity? Sanaz. I saw her, And curiously perused her ; and I wonder That she, that did appear to me, that know What beauty is, not worthy the observing, Should so transport you. Cont. Troth, my lord, I thought then Coz. Thought ! Didst thou not affirm it ? Cont. I confess, sir, I did believe so then ; but now, I hear My lord's opinion to the contrary, I am ot another faith : for 'tis not fit That I should contradict him. I am dim, sir ; But he's sharp-sighted. Sanaz. This is to my wish. [Aside. THE GREAT DUKE* OF FLORENCE. Coz. We know not what to think of this ; yet would not Re-enter Giovanni, Hippolito, and Alphonso. Determine rashly of it. [Aside] How do you like My nephew's horsemanship? 'Hip. In my judgment, sir, It is exact and rare. IAlph. And, to my fancy, He did present great Alexander mounted On his Bucephalus. Coz. You are right courtiers, And know it is your duty to cry up All actions of a prince. Sanaz. Do not betray Yourself, you're safe ; 1 have done my part. [As/de to Giovanni. Giov. I thank you ; Nor will I fail. Coz. What's your opinion, nephew, Of the horses? " Giov. Two of them are, in my judgment, The best I ever back'd ; I mean the roan, sir, And the brown bay : but for the chesnut- colour'd, Though he be full of metal, hot, and fiery, He treads weak in his pasterns. Coz. So : come nearer ; I This exercise hath put you into a sweat ; ; Take this and dry it : and now I command you j To tell me truly what's your censure of ' Charomonte's daughter, Lidia. Giov. I am, sir, A novice in my judgment of a lady ; But such as 'tis, your grace shall have it freely. I would not speak ill of her, and am sorry, If I keep myself a friend to truth, I cannot Report her "as I would, so much I owe Her reverend father ; but I'll give you, sir, As near as I can, her character in little. She's of a goodly stature, and her limbs Not disproportion'd ; for her face, it is Far from deformity ; yet they flatter her, That style it excellent : her manners are Simple and innocent ; but her discourse And wit deserve my pity, more than praise : At the best, my lord, she is a handsome picture, And, that said, all is spoken. Coz. I believe you : I ne'er yet found you false. Giov . Nor ever shall, sir. Forgive me, matchless Lidia! too much love, And jealous fear to lose thee, do compel me, Against my will, my reason, and my know- ledge, To be a poor detractor of that beauty, Which fluent Ovid, if he lived again, Would want words to express. [Aside. Coz. Pray you, make choice of The richest of our furniture for these horses, [ To Sanazarro. And take my nephew with you ; we in this Will follow his directions. Giov. Could I find now The princess Fiorinda, and persuade her To be silent in the suit that I moved to her, All were secure. Sanaz. In that, my lord, I'll aid you. Coz. We will be private ; leave us. [Exeunt all but Cozimo. I All my studies ! And serious meditations aim no further Than this young man's good. He was my j sister's son, And she was such a sister, when she lived, j I could not prize too much ; nor can I better i Make known how dear I hold her memory, j Than in my cherishing the only issue Which she hath left behind her. Who's that ? Enter Fiorinda. Fior. Sir. Coz. My fair charge ! you are welcome to us. Fior. I have found it, sir. Coz. All things go well in Urbin. Fior. Your gracious care to me, an orphan , frees me From all suspicion that my jealous fears Can drive into my fancy. ' Coz. The next summer, In our own person, we will bring you thither, And seat you in your own. Fior. When you think fit, sir. But in the meantime, with your highness' pardon, I am a suitor to you. Coz. Name it, madam, With confidence to obtain it. Fior. That you would please To lay a strict command on Charomonte, To bring his daughter Lidia to the court : And pray you, think, sir, that 'tis not my purpose To employ her as a servant, but to use her As a most wish'd companion. Coz. Ha ! your reason ? Fior. The hopeful prince, your nephew, sir, hath given her To me for such an abstract of perfection In all that can be wish'd for in a virgin, As beauty, music, ravishing discourse, Quickness of apprehension, with choice manners And learning too, not usual with women, THE GREAT DUKE OF FLORENCE. That I am much ambitious (though I shall Appear but as a foil to set her off) To be by her ir.structed, and supplied In what" I am defective. Coz. Did my nephew -Seriously deliver this ? Fior. I assure your grace, With zeal and vehemency ; and, even when, With his best words, he strived to set her forth, (Though the rare subject made him eloquent,) He would complain, all he could say came short Of her deservings. Coz. Pray you have patience. \\Valks aside. This was strangely carried. Ha ! are we trifled with ? Dare they do this ? Is Cozimo's fury, that Of late was terrible, grown contemptible ? Well ; we will clear our brows, and under- mine Their secret works, though they have digg'd like moles, And crush them with the tempest of my wrath When 1 appear most calm. He is unfit To command others, that knows not to use it, And with all rigour : yet my stern looks shall not Discover my intents : for I will strike When I begin to frown. You are the mistress Of that you did demand. Fior. I thank your highness ; But speed in the "performance of the grant Doubles the favour, sir. Coz. You shall possess it I Sooner than you expect : , Only be pleased to be ready when my secre- tary i Waits on you to take the fresh air. My nephew, And my bosom friend, so to cheat me ! 'tis not lair. {Aside. Re-enter Giovanni and Sanazarro. Sanaz. Where should this princess be? nor in her lodgings, Nor in the private walks, her own retreat, Which she so much frequented ! Giov. By my life, She's with the duke ! and I much more than fear Her forwardness to prefer my suit hath ruin'd What with such care we built up. Coz. Have you furnish 'd Those coursers, as we will'd you? Sanaz. There's no sign Of anger in I. is looks. Giov. They are complete, sir. Coz. 'Tis well : to your rest. Soft sleeps wait on you, madam. To morrow, with the rising of the sun, Be ready to ride with us. They with more safety Had trod on fork-tongued adders, than pro- voked me. [Aside and exit. Fior. I come not to be thank'd, sir, for the speedy j Performance of my promise touching Lidia : I It is effected. Sanaz. We are undone. [Aside. Fior. The duke No sooner heard me with my best of lan- guage Describe her excellencies, as you taught me, But he confirm'd it. You look sad, as if You wish'd it were undone. Giov. No, gracious madam, I am your servant for't. Fior. Be you as careful For what I moved toyou. Count Sanazarro, Now I perceive you honour me, in vouch- safing To wear so slight a favour. Sanaz. 'Tis a grace I am unworthy of. Fior. You merit more, In prizing so a trifle. Take this diamond ; I'll second what I have begun ; for know, Your valour hath so won upon me, that 'Tis not to be resisted : I have said, sir, And leave you to interpret it. [Exit. Sanaz. This to me Is wormwood. 'Tis apparent we are taken In our own noose. What's to be done? Giov. I know not. And 'tis a punishment justly fallen upon me, For leaving truth, a constant mistress, that Ever protects her servants, to become A slave to lies and falsehood. What excuse Can be made to the duke, what mercy hope for, Our packing being laid open? Sanaz. 'Tis not to Be qucstion'd but his purposed journey is To see fair Lidia. Giov. And to divert him Impossible. Sanaz. There's now no looking backward. Giov . And which way to go on with safety, not To be imagined. Sanaz. Give me leave : I have An embryon in my brain, which, I despair not, 240 THE GREAT DUKE DF FLORENCE. May be brought to form and fashion, pro- j Giov. You must ride post with letters vided This night to Lidia. You will be open-breasted. Giov. 'Tis no time now, Our dangers being equal, to conceal A thought from you. Sanaz. What power hold you o'er Lidia? Do you think that, with some hazard of her life, She would prevent your ruin ? Giov. I presume so : If, in the undertaking it, she stray not Cat. An it please your grace, Shall I use my coach, or footcloth mule ? Sanaz. You widgeon, You are to make all speed ; think not of pomp. Giov. Follow for your instructions, sirrah. Cal. I have One suit to you, my good lord. Sanaz. What is't? Cal. That you would give me From what becomes her innocence ; and to A subtle court-charm, to defend me from that Tis far from me to press her : I myself Will rather suffer. Sanaz. 'Tis enough ; this night Write to her by your servant Calandrino, As I shall give directions ; my man Enter Calandrino, fantastically dressed. Shall bear him company. See, sir, to my wish He does appear ; but much transform'd from what He was when he came hither. Cal. I confess I am not very wise, and yet I find A fool, so he be parcel knave* in court May flourish and grow rich. Giov. Calandrino. Cal. Peace! I am in contemplation. Giov. Do not you know me? Cal. I tell thee, no ; on forfeit of my place, I must not know myself, much less my father, But by petition ; that petition lined too With golden birds, that sing to the tune of profit, Or I am deaf. Giov. But you've your sense of feeling. [Offering to strike him. Sanaz. Nay, pray you, forbear. Cal. I have all that's requisite To the making up of a signior : my spruce ruff, My hooded cloak, long stocking, and paned hose, My case of toothpicks, and my silver fork, To convey an olive neatly to my mouth ; And, what is all in all, my pockets ring A golden peal. O that the peasants in the country, My quondam fellows, but saw me as I am, How they would admire and worship me ! Giov. As they shall ; For instantly you must thither. Cal. My grand signior, Vouchsafe a beso la manos, and a cringe Of Hie last edition. The infectious air of the country. Giov. What's the reason ? Cal. Why, as this court-air taught me knavish wit, By which I am grown rich, if that again Should turn me fool and honest, vain hopes farewell ! For I must die a beggar. Sanaz. Go to, sirrah. You'll be whipt for this. Giov. Leave fooling, and attend us. {Exeunt. ACT IV. SCENE I. The Country. A Hall in Charomonte's House. Enter Charomonte, and Lidia. Char. Daughter, I have observed, since the prince left us, (Whose absence I mourn with you,} and the visit Count Sanazarro gave us, you have nourish 'd Sad and retired thoughts, and parted with That freedom and alacrity of spirit With which you used to cheer me. Lid. For the count, sir, All thought of him does with his person die ; But I confess ingenuously, I cannot So soon forget the choice and chaste delights, The courteous conversation of the prince, And without stain, I hope, afforded me \Vhen he made this house a court. Char. It is in us To keep it so without him. Want we kno\v not, And all we can complain of, heaven be praised for't, Is too much plenty ; and we will make use cf Enter Caponi, Bernardo, Petruchio, and other Sen-ants. All lawful pleasures. How now, fellows f when Shall we have this lusty dance? THE GREAT DUKE OF FLORENCE. 2.J I Cap. In the afternoon, sir. 'Tis a device, I wis, of my own making, And such a one as shall make your signior- ship know I have not been your butler for nothing, but Have crotchets in my head. We'll trip it tightly, And make my sad young mistress merry again, Or I'll forswear the cellar. Bern. If we had Our fellow Calandrino here, to dance His part, we were perfect. Pel. O ! he was a rare fellow ; But I fear the court hath spoil'd him. Cap. When I was young, I could have cut a caper on a pinnacle : JBut now I'm old and wise. Keep your figure fair, And follow but the sample I shall set you, The duke himself will send for us, and laugh at us ; And that were credit. Enter Calandrino. Lid. Who have we here? CaL I find | What was brawn in the country, in the court grows tender. : The bots on these jolting jades ! I am bruised to jelly. | A coach for my money ! and that the courte- zans know well ; Their riding so makes them last three years longer ' Than such as are hacknied. Char. Calandrino ! 'tis he. Cal. Now to my postures. Let my hand have the honour ; To convey a kiss from my lips to the cover of i Tour foot, dear signior. Char. Fie ! you stoop too low, sir. Cal. The hem of your vestment, lady : your glove is for princes ; ; Nay, I have conn'd my distances. Lid. 'Tis most courtly. Cap. Fellow Calandrino ! CaL Signior de Caponi, Grand botelier of the mansion. Bern. How is't, man? [Claps him on the shoulder. Cal. Be not so rustic in your salutations, I Signior Bernardo, master of the accounts. j Signior Petruchio, may you long continue | Your function in the chamber ! Cap. When shall we learn j Such gambols in our villa? Lid. Sure he's mad. Char. 'Tis not unlike, for most of such mushrooms are so. What news at court ? Cal. Basta! they are mysteries, And not to be reveal'd. With your favour, signior ; I am, in private, to confer awhile With this signora : but I'll pawn my honour, That neither my terse language, nor my habit, Howe'erit may convince, nor mynewshrugs, Shall render her enamour'd. Char. Take your pleasure ; A little of these apish tricks may pass, Too much is tedious. {Exit. Cal. The prince, in this paper, Presents his service. Nay, it is not courtly To see the seal broke open ; so I leave you. Signiors of the villa, I'll descend to be Familiar with you. Cap. Have you forgot to dance ? Cal. No, I am better'd. Pet. Will you join with us ? Cal. As I like the project. Let me warm my brains first with the richest grape, And then I'm for you. Cap. We will want no wine. [Exeunt all but Lidia. Lid. That this comes only from the best of princes, With a kind of adoration does command me To entertain it ; and the sweet contents [Kissing the letter. That are inscribed here by his hand must be Much more than musical tome. All the service Of my life at no part can deserve this favour. O what a virgin longing I feel on me To unrip the seal, and read it ! yet, to break What he hath fastened, rashly, may appear A saucy rudeness in me. I must do it, (Nor can I else learn his commands, or serve them,) But with such reverence, as I would open Some holy writ, whose grave instructions beat down Rebellious sins, and teach my better part How to mount upward. So, [opens the letter} 'tis done, and I With eagle's eyes will curiously peruse it. [Reads. Chaste Lidia, the favours are so great On me by you conferrd, that to entreat The least addition to them, in true sense May argue me ofblushless impudence. But, such are my extremes, if you deny A further grace, I must unpitied die. Haste cuts ojf circumstance. As you're ad- mired For beauty, the report of it haihfrred R 242 THE GREAT DUKE OF FLORENCE. The duke my uncle, and, I fear, you'll prove, Not with a sacred, but unlawful love. If he see you as you are, my hoped for light Is changed into an everlasting night ; HOVJ to prevent it, if your goodness find, You save two lives, and me you ever bind, The honourer of your virtues, GIOVANNI. Were I more deaf than adders, these sweet charms Would through my ears find passage to my soul, And soon enchant it. To save such a prince, Who would not perish ? virtue in him must suffer, And piety be forgotten. The duke's lust, j Though it raged more than Tarquin's, shall not reach me. \ All quaint inventions of chaste virgins aid me ! , My prayers are heard ; I have't. The duke ne'er saw me Or, if that fail, I am again provided But for the sen-ants ! They will take what form , I please to put upon them. Giovanni, Be safe ; thy servant Lidia assures it. ' Let mountains of afflictions fall on me, Their weight is easy, so I set thee free. \Exit. SCENE II. Another Room in the same. Enter Cozimo, Giovanni, Sanazarro, Charomonte, and Attendants. Sanaz. Are you not tired with travel, sir ? Coz. No, no ; I am fresh and lusty. Char. This day shall be ever i A holiday to me, that brings my prince Under my humble roof. [ Weeps. Gioi 1 . See, sir, my good tutor , Sheds tears for joy. Coz. Dry them up, Charomonte ; And all forbear the room, while we exchange Some private words together. Giov. O, my lord, Hovr grossly have we overshot ourselves ! Sanaz. In what, sir ? Giov. In forgetting to acquaint My guardian with our purpose : all that Lidia Can do avails us nothing, if the duke Find out the truth from him. Sanaz. 'Tis now past help, And we must stand the hazard : hope the best, sir. [Exeunt Giovanni, Sanazarro, and Attendants. Char. My loyalty doubted, sir ! Coz. 'Tis more. Thou hast Abused our trust, and in a high degree Committed treason. Char. Treason ! 'Tis a word My innocence understands not. Were my breast Transparent, and my thoughts to be dis- cern'd, Not one spot shall be found to taint the candour Of my allegiance : and I must be bold To tell you, sir, (for he that knows no guilt Can know no fear, ) 'tis tyranny to o'ercharge An honest man ; and such, till now, I've lived, And such, my lord, I'll die. Coz. Sir, do not flatter Yourself with hope, these great and glo- rious words, Which every guilty wretch, as well as you, That's arm'd with impudence, can with ease deliver, And with as full a mouth, can work on us : Nor shall gay flourishes of language clear What is in fact apparent. Char. Fact! what fact? You, that know only what it is, instruct me, For I am ignorant. Coz. This, then, sir : We gave up, On our assurance of your faith and care, Our nephew Giovanni, nay, our heir In expectation, to be train'd up by you As did become a prince. Char. And I discharg'd it : Is this the treason ? Coz. Take us with you, sir. And, in respect we knew his youth was prone To women, and that, living in our court, He might make some unworthy choice, before His weaker judgment was confirm'd, we did Remove him from it ; constantly presuming, You, with your best endeavours, 'rather would Have quench'd those heats in him, than light a torch, As you have done, to his looseness. Char. I ! my travail Is ill-requited, sir ; for, by my soul, I was so curious that way, that I granted Access to none could tempt him ; nor did ever One syllable, or obscene accent, touch His ear, that might corrupt him. Coz. No ! Why, then, With your allowance, did you give free way To all familiar privacy between My nephew and your daughter ? Or win- did you (Had you no other ends in'tbut our service) THE GREAT DUKE OF FLORENCE. 243 Read to them, and together, as they had been Scholars of one form, grammar, rhetoric, Philosophy, story, and interpret to them The close temptations of lascivious poets ? Or wherefore, for we still had spies upon you, Was she still present, when, by your advice, He was taught the use of his weapon, horse- manship, Wrestling, nay, swimming, but to fan in her A hot desire of him ? and then, forsooth, His exercises ended, cover'd with A fair pretence of recreation for him, (When Lidia was instructed in those graces That add to beauty,) he, brought to admire her, Must hear her sing, while to her voice her hand Made ravishing music ; and, this applauded, dance A light lavolta with her. Char. Have you ended All you can charge me with ? Coz. Nor stopt you there, But they must unattended walk into The silent groves, and hear the amorous birds Warbling their wanton notes ; here, a sure shade Of barren sicamores, which the all-seeing sun Could not pierce through ; near that, an arbour hung With spreading eglantine ; there, a bubbling spring Watering a bank of hyacinths and lilies ; With all allurements that could move to lust. And could this, Charomonte, (should I grant They had been equals both in birth and fortune,) Become your gravity ? nay, 'tis clear as air, That your ambitious hopes to match your daughter Into our family, gave connivance to it : And this, though not in act, in the intent I call high treason. Char. Hear my just defence, sir ; And, though you are my prince, it will not take from Your greatness, to acknowledge with a blush, In this my accusation you have been More sway'd by spleen, and jealous suppo- sitions, Than certain grounds of reason. You had a father, (Blest be his memory !) that made frequent proofs Of my loyalty and faith, and, would I boast The dangers I have broke through in his service, I could say more. Nay, you yourself, dread sir, Whenever I was put unto the test, Found me true gold, and not adulterate metal ; And am I doubted now ? Coz. This is from the purpose. Char. I will come to it, sir : Your grace well knew, Before the prince's happy presence made My poor house rich, the chiefest blessing which I gloried in, though now it prove a curse, Was an only daughter. Nor did you com- mand me, As a security to your future fears, To cast her off : which had you done, howe'er She was the light of my eyes, and comfort of My feeble age, so far I prized my duty Above affection, she now had been A stranger to my care. But she is fair ! Is that her fault, or mine ? Did ever father Hold beauty in his issue' for a blemish ? Her education and her manners tempt too ! If these offend, they are easily removed : You may, if you think fit, before my face, In recompense of all my watchings for you, With burning corrosives transform her to An ugly leper ; and, this done, to taint Her sweetness, prostitute her to a brothel. This I will rather suffer, sir, and more, Than live suspected by you. Coz. Let not passion Carry you beyond your reason. Char. I am calm, sir ; Yet you must give me leave to grieve I find My actions misinterpreted. Alas ! sir, Was Lidia's desire to serve the prince Call'd an offence ? or did she practise to Seduce his youth, because with her best zeal And fervour she endeavoured to attend him ? "Tis a hard construction. Though she be my daughter, I may thus far speak her : from her infancy She was ever civil, her behaviour nearer Simplicity than craft ; and malice dares not Affirm, in one loosegesture, or light language, She gave a sign she was in thought unchaste. I'll fetch her to you, sir ; and but look on her With equal eyes, you must in justice grant That your suspicion wrongs her. Coz. It may be ; But I must have stronger assurance of it Than passionate words : and, not to trifle. time, As we came unexpected to your house, We will prevent all means that may pre-f pare her 244 THE GREAT DUKE OF FLORENCE. How to answer that, with which we come to charge her. And howsoever it may be received As a foul breach to hospitable rites, On thy allegiance and boasted faith, Nay, forfeit of thy head, we do confine thee Close prisoner to thy chamber, till all doubts Are clear'd, that do concern us. Char. I obey, sir, And wish your 'grace had followed my hearse To my sepulchre, my loyalty unsuspected, Rather than now tjut I am silent, sir, And let that speak my duty. [Exit. Coz. If this man Be false, disguised treachery ne'er put on A shape so near to truth. Within, there ! Re-enter Giovanni and Sanazarro, ushering in Petronella. Calandrino and others setting forth a banquet. Sanaz. Sir. Coz. Bring Lidia forth. Giov. She comes, sir, of herself, To present her sen-ice to you. Coz. Ha ! this personage Cannot invite affection. Sanaz. See you keep state. Petron. I warrant you. Coz. The manners of her mind Must be transcendent, if they can defend Her rougher outside. May we with your liking Salute you, lady ? Petron. Let me wipe my mouth, sir, With my cambric handkerchief, and then have at you. Coz. Can this be possible ? Sanaz. Yes, sir ; you will find her Such as I gave her to you. Petron. Will your dukeship Sit down and eat some sugar-plums? Here's a castle Of march-pane too ; and this quince-mar- malade was Of my own making ; all summ'd up together, Did cost the setting on : and here is wine too, As good as e'er was tapp'd. I'll be your taster, For I know the fashion. [Drinks all off. Now you must do me right, sir ; You shall nor will nor choose. Giov. She's very simple. Coz. Simple ! 'tis worse. Do you drink thus often, lady? Petron. Still when I am thirsty, and eat when I am hungry : Such junkets come not every day. Once more to you, With a heart and a half, i 'faith. Coz. Pray you, pause a little ; If I hold your cards, I shall pull down the side ; I am not good at the game, Petron. Then I'll drink for you. Coz. Nay, pray you stay : I'll find you out a pledge That shall supply myplace ; what think you of This complete signior ? You are a Juno, And in such state must feast this Jupiter : What think you of him ? Petron. I desire no better. Coz. And you will undertake this service for me ? You are good at the sport. Cal. Who, I ? a piddler, sir. Coz. Nay, you shall sit enthroned, and drink As you were a duke. Cal. If your grace will have me, I'll eat and drink like an emperor. Coz. Take your place then : [Calandrino takes the Duke's chair. We are amazed. Giov. This is gross : nor can the imposture But be discover'd. Sanaz. The duke is too sharp-sighted, To be deluded thus. Cal. Nay, pray you eat fair, Or divide, and I will choose. Cannot you use Your fork, as I do ? Gape, and I will feed you. [Feeds her. Gape wider yet ; this is court-like. Petron. To choke daws with : I like it not. Cal. But you like this ? Petron. Let it come, boy. {They drink. Coz. What a sight is this ! We could be angry with you. How much you did belie her when you told us She was only simple ! this is barbarous rude- ness, Beyond belief. Giov. I would not speak her, sir, Worse than she was. Sanaz. And I, my lord, chose rather To deliver her better parted than she is, Than to take from her. Enter Caponi, with his fellow Servants for the dance. Cap. Ere I'll lose my dance, I'll speak to the purpose. I am, sir, no prologue ; But in plain terms must tell you, we are provided Of a lusty hornpipe. Coz. Prithee, let us have it, For we grow dull. THE GREAT DUKE OF FLORENCE. 245 Cap. But to make up the medley, For it is of several colours, \ve must borrow Your grace's ghost here. Cal. Pray you, sir, depose me ; It will not do else. I am, sir, the engine [Rises, and resigns his chair. By which it moves. Pctron. I will dance with my duke too; I will not out. Coz. Begin then. [They dance. ~\ There's more in this, Than yet I have discover'd. Some CEdipus Resolve this riddle. Petron. Did I not foot it roundly. [Falls. Cos. As I live, stark drunk ! away with her. We'll reward you, [Exeunt Servants with Petronella. When you have cool'd yourselves in the cellar. Cap. Heaven preserve you ! Coz. We pity Charomonte's wretched fortune In a daughter, nay, a monster. Good old man ! The place grows tedious ; our remove shall be With speed : we'll only, in a word or two, Take leave, and comfort him. Sanaz. 'Twill rather, sir, Increase your sorrow, that you know his shame ; Your grace may do it by letter. Coz. W T ho sign'd you A patent to direct us ? Wait our coming In the garden. Giov. All will out. Sanaz. I more than fear it. [Exeunt Giovanni and Sanazarro. QOZ. These are strange chimeras to us : what to judge oft, Is past our apprehension. One command Charomonte to attend us. [Exit an Attendant. Can it be That Contarino could be so besotted, As to admire this prodigy ! or her father To doat upon it ! Or does she personate, For some ends unknown to us, this rude be- haviour, Which, in the scene presented, would appear Ridiculous and impossible ! O, you are welcome. Enter Charomonte. We now acknowledge the much wrong we did you In our unjust suspicion. We have seen The wonder, sir, your daughter. Char. And have found her Such as I did report her. What she wanted In courtship, was, I hope, supplied in civil And modest entertainment. Coz. Pray you, tell us, And truly, we command you Did you never Observe she was given to drink ? Char. To drink, sir ! Coz. Yes, nay more, to be drunk ? Char. I had rather see her buried. Coz. Dare you trust your own eyes, if you' find her now More than distemper'd ? Char. I will pull them out, sir, If your grace can make this good. And if 'you please To grant me liberty, as she is I'll fetch her, And in a moment. Coz. Look you do, and fail not, On the peril of your head. Char. Drunk ! She disdains it. [Exit. Coz. Such contrarieties were never read of, Charomonte is no fool ; nor can I think His confidence built onsand. Weareabused, 'Tis too apparent. Re-enter Charomonte with Lidia. Lid. I am indisposed, sir : And that life you once tender'd, much en^ danger'd In forcing me from my chamber. Char. Here she is, sir : Suddenly sick, I grant ; but, sure, not drunk: Speak to my lord the duke. Lid. All is discover'd. [Kneels, Coz. Is this your only daughter ? Char. And my heir, sir ; Nor keep I any woman in my house (Unless for sordid offices) but one I do maintain, trimm'd up in her cast habits, To make her sport : and she, indeed, loves wine, And will take too rmich of it ; and, perhaps, for mirth, She was presented to you. Coz. It shall yield No sport to the contrivers. 'Tis too plain now. Her presence does confirm what Contarino Deliver'd of her ; nor can sickness dim The splendour of her beauties : being her-' self, then, She must exceed his praise. Lid. Will your grace hear me ? I'm faint, and can say little. Cos. Here are accents Whose every syllable is musical ! Pray you, let me raise you, and awhile rest here. False Sanazarro, treacherous Giovanni ! But stand we talking ! Char. Here's a storm soon raised. 246 THE GREAT DUKE OF FLORENCE. Coz. As thou art our subject, Charomonte, swear To act what we command. Char. That is an oath I long since took. Coz. Then, by that oath we charge thee, Without excuse, denial, or delay, 1 o apprehend, and suddenly, Sanazarro, And our ingrateful nephew. We have said it. Do it without reply, or we pronounce thee, Like them, a traitor to us. See them guarded In several lodgings, and forbid access To all, but when we warrant. Is our will 1 Heard sooner than obey'd ? Char. These are strange turns ; But I must not dispute them. [Exit. Coz. Be severe in't. O my abused lenity ! from what height Is my power fall'n ! Lid. O me most miserable ! That, being innocent, makes others guilty. Most gracious prince Coz. Pray you rise, and then speak to me. Lid. My knees shall first be rooted in this earth, And, Myrrha-like, I'll grow up to a tree, Dropping perpetual tears of sorrow, which Harden 'd by the rough wind, and turn'd to amber, Unfortunate virgins like myself shall wear ; Before I'll make petition to your greatness, But with such reverence, my hands held up thus, As I would do to heaven. You princes are As gods on earth to us, and to be. sued to With such humility, as his deputies May challenge from their vassals. Coz. Here's that form ; Of language I expected ; pray you, speak : \\*hat is your suit ? Lid. That you would look upon me As an humble thing, that millions of degrees Is placed beneath you : for what am I, dread sir. Or what can fall in the whole course of my life, That may be worth your care, much less your trouble ? As the lowly shrub is to the lofty cedar, Or a molehill to Olympus, if compared, I am to you, sir. Or, suppose the prince, (Which cannot find belief in me, ) forgetting The greatness of his birth and hopes, hath thrown An eye of favour on me, in me punish, That am the cause, the rashness of his youth. Shall the queen of the inhabitants of the air, The eagle, that bears thunder on her wings, [n her angry mood destroy her hopeful young, For suffering a wren to perch too near them? Such is our disproportion. Coz. With what fervour She pleads against herself ! Lid. For me, poor maid, I know the prince to be so far above me, That my wishes cannot reach him. Yet I am 5o much his creature, that, to fix him in Your wonted grace and favour, I'll abjure His sight for ever, and betake myself To a religious life, (where in my prayers I may remember him,) and ne'er see man more, But my ghostly father. W r ill you trust me, sir? In truth I'll keep my word ; or, if this fail, A little more of fear what may befall him Will stop my breath for ever.' Coz. Had you thus argued {Raises her. As you were yourself, and brought as advo- cates Your health and beauty, to make way for you, Xo crime of his could put on such a shape But I should look with the eyes of mercy on it. What would I give to see this diamond In her perfect lustre, as she was before The clouds of sickness dimm'd it ! Yet, take comfort ; And, as you would obtain remission for His treachery to me, cheer your drooping spirits, And call the blood again into your cheeks, And then plead for him ; and in such a habit As in your highest hopes you would put on, If we were to receive you for our bride. Lid. I'll do my best, sir. Coz. And that best will be A crown of all felicity to me. [Exeunt. ACT V. SCENE I. The same. An upper Chamber in Charomonte's House. Enter Sanazarro. Sanaz. 'Tis proved in me : the curse of human frailty, Adding to our afflictions, makes us know What's good ; and yet our violent passions force us To follow what is ill. Reason assured me It was not safe to shave a lion's skin ; And that to trifle with a sovereign was To play with lightning : yet imperious beauty, Treading upon the neck of understanding, Compell'd me to put off my natural shape Of loyal duty, to disguise myself In the adulterate and cobweb-mask THE GREAT DUKE OF FLORENCE. 247 Of disobedient treachery. Where is now My borrow'd greatness, or the promised lives Of following courtiers echoing my will? In a moment vanish'd ! Power that stands not on Its proper base, which is peculiar only To absolute princes, falls or rises with Their frown or favour. The great duke, my master, (Who almost changed me to his other self, ) No sooner takes his beams of comfort from me, But I, as one unknown, or unregarded, | Unpitied suffer. Who makes intercession ! To his mercy for me, now? who does re- member The service I have done him? not a man : And such as spake no language but my lord ' The favourite of Tuscany 's grand duke, Deride my madness. Ha ! what noise of horses ? \He looks out at the back wind That can in compass of our wishes fall. \ [Exeunt*. The Maid of Honour. DRAMATIS PERSONS. Roberto, king of Sicily. Ferdinand, duke o/Urb'm. Bertoldo, the king's naturalbrother, a knight of Malta. Gonzaga, a knight of Malta, general to the dutchess of Sienna. Astutio, a counsellor of state. Fulgentio, the minion of Roberto. Adorni, a follower of 'Camiola's father. Signior Sylli, a foolish self-lover. JSE} ****** Pierio, a colonel to Gonzaga. SCENE, Partly in Sicily ACT I. SCENE I. Palermo. A State-room in the Palace. Enter Astutio and Adorni, Ador. Good day to your lordship. Ast. Thanks, Adorni. Ador. May I presume to ask if the am- bassador Employ 'd by Ferdinand, the Duke of Urbin, Hath audience this morning? Enter Fulgentio. Ast. Tis uncertain ; For, though a counsellor of state, I am not Of the cabinet council : but there's one, if he please, That may resolve you. Ador. I will move him. Sir ! Ful. If you've a suit, shew water, I am blind else. Ador. A suit ; yet of a nature not to prove The quarry that you hawk for ; if your words Are not like Indian wares, and every scruple To be weigh'd and rated, one poor syllable, Vouchsafed in answer of a fair demand, Cannot deserve a fee. Ful. It seems you are ignorant, I neither speak nor hold my peace for nothing ; And yet, for once, I care not if I answer One single question, gratis. Ador. I much thank you. Hath the ambassador audience, sir, to-day? Ful. Yes. j . . ' > captains to duke Ferdinand. Father Paulo, a priest, Camiola's confessor. Ambassador from the duke of Urbin. A Bishop. A Page. Aurelia, dutchess of Sienna. Camiola, thj MAID OF HONOUR. Clarinda, her woman. Scout, Soldiers, Gaoler, Attendants, Servants, &c. and partly in the Siennese. Ador. At what hour? Ful. I promised not so much. A syllable you begg'd, rny charity gave it ; Move me no further. [Exit. Ast. This you wonder at : With me, 'tis usual. Ador. Pray you, sir, what is he? A st. A gentleman, yet no lord. He hath some drops Of the king's blood running in his veins, derived Some ten degrees off. His revenue lies In a narrow compass, the king's ear ; and yields him Every hour a fniitful harvest. Men may talk Of three crops in a year in the Fortunate Islands, Or profit made by wool ; but, while there are suitors, His sheepshearing, nay, shaving to the quick, Is in every quarter of the moon, and constant. In the time of trussing a point, he can undo, Or make a man : his play or recreation, Is to raise this up, or pull down that ; and, though He never yet took orders, makes more bishops In Sicily, than the pope himself. Enter Bertoldo, Gasparo, Antonio, and a Servant. Ador. Most strange ! Ast. The presence fills. He in the Malta habit Is the natural brother of the king a by-blow. 254 THE MAID OF HONOUR. Ador. I understand you. Gasp. Morrow to my uncle. Ant. And my late guardian : but at length I have The reins in my own hands. A st. Pray you, use them well, Or you'll too late repent it. Bert. With this jewel Presented to Camiola, prepare This night, a visit for me. [Exit Servant.] I shall have Your company, gallants, I perceive, if that The king will" hear of war. Ant. Sir, I have horses Of the best breed in Naples, fitter far To break a rank than crack a lance ; and are, In their career, of such incredible swiftness, They outstrip swallows. Bert. And such may be useful To run away with, should we be defeated : You are well provided, signior. Ant. Sir, excuse me ; All of their race, by instinct, know a coward, And scorn the burthen : they come on, like lightning ; Founder'd in a retreat. Bert. By no means back them ; Unless you know your courage sympathize With the daring of your horse. Ant. My lord, this is bitter. Gasp. I will raise me a company of foot ; And, when at push of pike I am to enter A breach, to shew my valour, I have bought me An armour cannon proof. Bert. You will not leap, then, O'er an outwork in your shirt ? Gasp. I do not like Activity that way. Bert. You had rather stand A mark to try their muskets on ? Gasp. If fdo No good, I'll do no hurt. Bert. 'Tis in you, signior, A Christian resolution, and becomes you ! But I will not discourage you. Ant. You are, sir, A knight of Malta, and, as I have heard, Have serv'd against the Turk. Bert. 'Tis true. Ant. Pray you, shew us The difference between the city valour, And service in the field. Bert. Tis somewhat more Than roaring in a tavern or a brothel, Or to steal a constable from a sleeping watch , Then burn their halberds ; or, safe guarded by Your tenants' sons, to carry away a May-pole From a neighbour village. You will not find there, Your masters of dependencies, to take up A drunken brawl, or, to get you the names Of valiant chevaliers, fellows' that will be, For a cloak with thrice-dyed velvet, and a cast suit Kick'd down the stairs. A knave with half a breech there, And no shirt, (being a thing superfluous And worn out of his memory,) if you bear not Yourselves both in, and upright, with a provant sword Will slash your scarlets and your plush a new way ; Or, with the hilts, thunder about your ears Such music as will make your worships dance To the doleful tune of Lachryma. Gasp. I must tell you In private, as you are my princely friend, I do not like such fiddlers. Bert. No ! they are useful For your imitation ; I remember you, When you came first to the court, and talk d of nothing But your rents and your entradas, ever chiming The golden bells in your pockets ; you be- lieved The taking of the wall as a tribute due to Your gaudy clothes ; and could not walk at midnight Without a causeless quarrel, as if men Of coarser outsides were in duty bound To suffer your affronts : but, when you had been Cudgell'd well twice or thrice, and from the doctrine Made profitable uses, you concluded The sovereign means to teach irregular heirs Civility, with conformity of manners, Were two or three sound beatings. Ant. I confess They did much good upon me. Gasp. And on me : The principles that they read were sound. Bert. You'll find The like instructions in the camp. Ast. The king! A flourish. Enter Roberto, Fulgentio, Ambassadors, and Attendants. Rob. [ascends the throne."] We sit prepared. to hear. Amb. Your majesty Hath been long since familiar, I doubt not, With the desperate fortunes of my lord ; and pity THE MAID OF HONOUR. 25 s Of the much that your confederate hath suffer'd, You being his last refuge, may persuade you Not alone to compassionate, but to lend Your royal aids to stay him in his fall To certain ruin. He, too late, is conscious That his ambition to encroach upon His neighbour's territories, with the danger of His liberty, nay, his life, hath brought in question His own inheritance : but youth, and heat Of blood, in your interpretation, may Both plead and mediate for him. I must grant it An error in him, being denied the favours Of the fair princess of Sienna, (though He sought her in a noble way,) to endeavour To force affection, by surprisal of Her principal seat, Sienna. Rob. Which now proves The seat of his captivity, not triumph : Heaven is still just. Amb. And yet that justice is To be with mercy temper'd, which heaven's deputies Stand bound to minister. The injured dutchess, By reason taught, as nature could not, with The reparation of her wrongs, but aim at A brave revenge ; and my lord feels, too late, That innocence will find friends. The great Gonzaga, The honour of his order, (I must praise Virtue, though in an enemy,) he whose fights And conquests hold one number, rallying up Her scatter'd troops, before we could get time To victual or to man the conquer'd city, Sat down before it ; and, presuming that 'Tis not to be relieved, admits no parley, Our flagsof truce hungoutin vain : nor will he Lend an ear to composition, but exacts, With the rendering up the town, the goods and lives Of all within the walls, and of all sexes, To be at his discretion. Rob. Since injustice In your duke meets this correction, can you press us, With any seeming argument of reason, In foolish pity to decline his dangers, To draw them on ourself ? Shall we not be Warn'd by his harms? The league pro- claim 'd between us, Bound neither of us further than to aid Each other, if by foreign force invaded ; And so far in my honour I was tied. But since, without our counsel, or allowance, He hath ta'en arms ; with his good leave, he must Excuse us if we steer not on a rock We see and may avoid. Let other monarchs Contend to be made glorious by proud war, And, with the blood of their poor subjects! purchase Increase of empire, and augment their cares In keeping that which was by wrongs ex- torted, Gilding unjust invasions with the trim Of glorious conquests ; we, that would be known The father of our people, in our study And vigilance for their safety, must not change Their ploughshares into swords, and force them from The secure shade of their own vines, to be Scorch'd with the flames of war : or, for our sport, Expose their lives to ruin. Amb. Will you, then, In his extremity, forsake your friend ? Rob. No ; but preserve ourself. Bert. Cannot the beams Of honour thaw your icy fears ? Rob. Who's that ? Bert. A kind of brother, sir, howe'er your subject ; Your father's son, and one who blushes that You are not heir to his brave spirit and vigour, As to his kingdom. Rob. How's this ! Bert. Sir, to be His living chronicle, and to speak his praise,, Cannot deserve your anger. Rob. Where's your warrant For this presumption ? Bert. Here, sir, in my heart : Let sycophants, that feed upon your favours, Style coldness in you caution, and prefer Your ease before your honour ; and conclude, To eat and sleep'supinely is the end Of human blessings : I must tell you, sir, Virtue, if not in action, is a vice ; And, when we move not forward, we go backward : Nor is this peace, the nurse of drones and cowards, Our health, but a disease. Gasp. Well urged, my lord. Ant. Perfect what is so well begun. Amb. And bind My lord your servant. Rob. Hair-brain 'd fool .' what reason Canst thou infer to make this good ? Bert. A thousand, Not to be contradicted. But consider 2 5 6 THE MAID OF HONOUR. Where your command lies : 'tis not, sir, in France, Spain, Germany, Portugal, but in Sicily ; An island, sir. Here are no mines of gold Or silver to enrich you ; no worm spins Silk in her womb, to make distinction Between you and a peasant in your habits ; No fish lives near our shores, whose blood can dye Scarlet or purple ; all that we possess, With beasts we have in common : nature did Design us to be warriors, and to break through Our ring, the sea, by which we are environ'd ; And we by force must fetch in what is wanting, Or precious to us. Add to this, we are A populous nation, and increase so fast, That, if we by our providence are not sent Abroad in colonies, or fall by the sword, Not Sicily, though now it were more fruitful Than when 'twas styled the Granary of great Rome, Can yield our numerous fry bread : we must starve, Or eat up one another. Ador. The king hears With much attention. Asf. And seems moved with what Bertoldo hath delivered. Bert. May you live long, sir, The king of peace, so you deny not us The glory of the war ; let not our nerves Shrink up with sloth, nor, for want of em- ployment, Make younger brothers thieves : it is their swords, sir, Must sow and reap their harvest. If examples May move you more than arguments, look on England, "The empress of the European isles, And unto whom alone ours yields precedence : When did she flourish so, as when she w r as The mistress of the ocean, her navies Putting a girdle round about the world? When the Iberian quaked, her worthies named ; And the fair flower-de-luce grew pale, set by The red rose and the white ! Let not our armour Hung up, or our unrigg'd armada, make us Ridiculous to the late poor snakes our neighbours, Warm'd in our bosoms, and to whom again We may be terrible ; while we spend our hours Without variety, confined to drink, Dice, cards, or whores. Rouse us, sir, from the sleep Of idleness, and redeem our mortgaged honours. Your birth, and justly, claims my father's kingdom ; But his heroic mind descends to me : I will confirm so much. Ador. In his looks he seems To break ope Janus' temple. Asf. How these younglings Take fire from him ! Ador. It works an alteration Upon the king. Ant. I can forbear no longer : War, war, my sovereign ! Ful. The king appears Resolv'd, and does prepare to speak. Rob. Think not Our counsel's built upon so weak a base, As to be overturn'd, or shaken, with Tempestuous winds of words. As I, my lord, Before resolv'd you, I will not engage My person in this quarrel ; neither press My subjects to maintain it : yet, to shew , My rule is gentle, and that I have feeling O' your master's sufferings, since these gallants, weary Of the happiness of peace, desire to taste The bitter sweets of war, we do consent That, as adventurers and volunteers, No way compell'd by us, they may make trial Of their boasted valours. Bert. We desire no more. Rob. 'Tis well ; and, but my grant in this, expect not Assistance from rne. Govern, as you please, The province you make choice of; for, I vow By all things sacred, if that thou miscarry In this rash undertaking, I will hear it No otherwise than as a sad disaster, Fallen on a stranger : nor will I esteem That man my subject, who, in thy extremes, In purse or person aids thee. Take your fortune : You know me ; I have said it. So, my lord, You have my absolute answer. Amb. My prince pays, In me, his duty. Rob. Follow me, Fulgentio, And you, Astutio. [Flourish. Exeunt Roberto, Fulgen- tio, Astutio, and Attendants. Gasp. What a frown he threw, At his departure, on you ! Bert. Let him keep His smiles for his state catamite, I care not. Ant. Shall we aboard to-night ? Amb. Your speed, my lord, Doubles the benefit. Bert. I have a business THE MAID OF HONOUR. 257 Requires dispatch ; some two hours hence I'll meet you. [Exeunt. SCENE II. The same. A Room in Camiola's House. Enter Signior Sylli, walking fantastically, followed by Camiola and Clarinda. Cam. Nay, signior, this is too much ceremony, In my own house. Syl. What's gracious abroad, Must be in private practised. Clar. For your mirth's sake Let him alone ; he has been all this morning In practise with a peruked gentleman-usher, To teach him his true amble, and his postures, [Sylli walking by, and practising. When he walks before a lady. Syl. You may, madam, Perhaps, believe that I in this use art, To make you dote upon me, by exposing My more than most rare features to your view : But I, as I have ever done, deal simply ; A mark of sweet simplicity, ever noted In the family of the Syllis. Therefore, lady, Look not with too much contemplation on me ; If you do, you are in the suds. Cam. You are no barber ? Syl. Fie, no ! not I ; but my good parts have drawn More loving hearts out of fair ladies' bellies, Than the whole trade have done teeth. Cam. Is't possible ? Syl. Yes, and they live too : marry, much condoling The scorn of their Narcissus, as they call me, Because I love myself Cam. Without a rival. What philters or love-powders do you use, To force affection ? I see nothing in Your person but I dare look on, yet keep My own poor heart still. Syl. You are warn'd be arm'd ; And do not lose the hope of such a husband, In being too soon enamour'd. Clar. Hold in your head, Or you must have a martingal. Syl. I have sworn Never to take a wife, but such a one, may your ladyship prove so strong ! as can Hold out a month against me. Cam. Never fear it ; Though your best taking part, your wealth, were trebled, 1 would not woo you. But since in your pity You please to give me caution, tell me what Temptations I must fly from. Syl. The first is, That you never hear me sing, for I'm a Syren : If you observe, when I warble, the dogs howl, As ravish'd with my ditties ; and you will Run mad to hear me. Cam. I will stop my ears, And keep my little wits. Syl. Next, when I dance, And come aloft thus, [capers.~\ cast not a sheep's eye Upon the quivering of my calf. Cam. Proceed, sir. Syl. But on no terms, for 'tis a main point, dream not O' th' strength of my back, though it will bear a burthen With any- porter. Cam. I mean not to ride you. Syl. Nor I your little ladyship, till you have Perform'd the covenants. Be not taken with My pretty spider-fingers, nor my eyes, That twinkle on both sides. Cam. Was there ever such A piece of motley heard of! [A knocking within.] Who's that? [Exit Clarinda. J You may spare The catalogue of my dangers. Syl. No, good madam ; I have not told you half. Cam. Enough, good signior ; If I eat more of such sweetmeats, I shall surfeit. Re-enter Clarinda. Who is 't ? Clar. The brother of the king. Syl. Nay, start not. The brother of the king ! is he no more ? Were it the king himself, I'd give him leave To speak his mind to you, for I am not jealous ; And, to assure your ladyship of so much, I'll usher him in, and, that done hide my- self. [Aside, and exit. Cam. Camiola, if ever, now be constant : This is, indeed, asuitor, whose sweet presence, Courtship, and loving language, would have stagger'd The chaste Penelope ; and, to increase The wonder, did not modesty forbid it, I should ask that from him he sues to me for : And yet my reason, like a tyrant, tells me I must nor give nor take it. Re-enter Sylli with Bertoldo. Syl. I must tell you, You lose your labour. 'Tis enough to prove it, Signior Sylli came before you ; and you know, First come first serv'd : yet you shall have my countenance 253 THE MAID OF HONOUR. To parley with her, and I'll take special care That none shall interrupt you. Bert. You are courteous. Syl. Come, wench, wilt thou hear wisdom? Clar. Yes, from you, sir. [ They walk aside. Bert. If forcing this sweet favour from your lips, . [Kisses her. Fair madam, argue me of too much boldness, When you are pleased to understand I taka A parti'ng kiss, if not excuse, at least Twill qualify the offence. Cam. A parting kiss, sir ! What nation, envious of the happiness Which Sicily enjoys in your sweet presence, Can buy you from her? or what climate yield Pleasures transcending those which you enjoy here, Being both beloved and honour'd ; the north- star And guider of all hearts ; and, to sum up Your full accompt of happiness in a word, The brother of the king ? Bert. Do you, alone, And with an unexampled cruelty, Enforce my absence, and deprive me of Those blessings which you, with a polish'd phrase, Seem to insinuate that I do possess, And yet tax me as being guilty of My wilful exile ? What are titles to me, Or popular suffrage, or my nearness to The king in blood, or fruitful Sicily, Though it confess'd no sovereign but myself, When you, that are the essence of my being, The anchor of my hopes, the real substance Of my felicity, in your disdain, Turn all to fading and deceiving shadows ? Cam. You tax me without cause. Bert. You must confess it. But answer love with love, and seal the con- tract In the uniting of our souls, how gladly [Though now I were in action, and assured, Following my fortune, that plumed Victory Would make her glorious stand upon my tent) Would I put off my armour, in my heat Of conquest, and, like Antony, pursue My Cleopatra ! Will you yet look on me, With an eye of favour ? Cam. Truth bear witness for me, That, in the judgment of my soul, you are A man so absolute, and circular, In all those wish'd-for rarities that may take A virgin captive, that, though at this instant All scepter' d monarchs of our western world Were rivals with you, and Camiola worthy Of such a competition, you alone Should wear the garland. Bert. If so, what diverts Your favour from me ? Cam. No mulct in yourself, Or in your person, mind, or fortune. Bert . What then ? Cam. The consciousness of mine own wants : alas ! sir. We are not parallels ; but, like lines divided, Can ne'er meet in one centre. Your birth, sir, Without addition, were an ample dowry For one of fairer fortunes ; and this shape, Were you ignoble, far above all value : To this so clear a mind, so furnish'd with Harmonious faculties moulded from heaven, That though you were Thersites in your features, Of no descent, and Irus in your fortunes, Ulysses-like, you'd force all eyes and ears To love, but seen ; and, when heard, won- der at Your matchless story : but all these bound up Together in one volume ! give me leave, With admiration to look upon them ; But not presume, in my own flattering hopes, I may or can enjoy them. Bert. How you ruin What you would seem to build up ! I know no Disparity between us ; you're an heir, Sprung from a noble family ; fair, rich, young, And every way my equal. Cam. Sir, excuse me ; One aerie with proportion ne'er discloses The eagle and the wren : tissue and frieze In the same garment, monstrous ! But suppose That what's in you excessive were diminish 'd, And my desert supplied ; the stronger bar, Religion, stops our entrance : you are, sir, A knight of Malta, by your order bound To a single life ; you cannot marry me ; And, I assure myself, you are too noble To seekme, though my frailtyshould consent, In a base path. Bert. A dispensation, lady, Will easily absolve me. Cam. O take heed, sir ! When what is vow'd to heaven is dispens'd with, To serve our ends on earth, a curse must follow, And not a blessing. Bert. Is there no hope left me ? Cam. Nor to myself, but is a neighbour to Impossibility. True love should walk On equal feet ; in us it does not, sir : But rest assured, excepting this, I shall be Devoted to your service. THE MAID OF HONOUR. 259 Bert. And this is your Determinate sentence ? Cam. Not to be revoked. Bert. Farewell then, fairest cruel ! all thoughts in me Of women perish. Let the glorious light Of noble war extinguish Love's dim taper, That only lends me light to see my folly : Honour, be thou my ever-living mistress, And fond affection, as thy bond-slave, serve thee ! [Exit. Cam. How soon my sun is set, he being absent, Never to rise again ! What a fierce battle Is fought between my passions ! methinks We should have kiss'd at parting. Syl. I perceive He has his answer : now must I step in To comfort her. \comes forward.] You have found, I hope, sweet lady, Some difference between a youth of my pitch, And this bugbear Bertoldo : men are men, The king's brother is no more ; good parts will do it, When titles fail. Despair not ; I may be In time entreated. Cam. Be so now, to leave me. Lights for my chamber. O my heart ! [Exeunt Camiola and Clarinda. Syl. She now, I know, is going to bed, to ruminate Which way to glut herself upon my person : But, for my oath's sake, I will keep her hungry ; And, to grow full myself, I'll straight to supper. ____ [Exit. ACT II. SCENE I. The same. A Room in the Palace. Enter Roberto, Fulgentio, and Astutio. Rob. Embark'd to-night, do you say ? Ful. I saw him aboard, sir. Rob. And without taking of his leave ? Ast. 'Twas strange ! Rob. Are we grown so contemptible ? Ful. 'Tisfar From me, sir, to add fuel to your anger, That, in your ill opinion of him, burns Too hot already ; else, I should affirm, It was a gross neglect. Rob. A wilful scorn Of duty and allegiance ; you give it Too fair a name : but we shall think on't. Can you Guess what the numbers were, that follow'd him In his desperate action ? Ful. More than you think, sir. All ill-affected spirits in Palermo, Or to your government or person, with The turbulent swordmen, such whose po- verty forced them To wish a change, are gone along with him ; Creatures devoted to his undertakings, In right or wrong : and, to express their zeal And readiness to serve him, ere they went, Profanely took the sacrament on their knees, To live and die with him. Rob. O most impious ! Their loyalty to us forgot ? Ful. I fear so. Ast. Unthankful as they are ! Ful. Yet this deserves not One troubled thought in you, sir ; with your pardon, I hold that their remove from hence makes more For your security than danger. Rob. True ; And, as I'll fashion it, they shall feel it too. Astutio, you shall presently be dispatch'd With letters, writ and sign'd with our own hand, To the dutchess of Sienna, in excuse Of these forces sent against her. If you spare An oath, to give it credit, that we never Consented to it, swearing for the king 1 , Though false, it is no perjury. Ast. I know it. They are not fit to be state agents, sir, That without scruple of their conscience, cannot Be prodigal in such trifles. Ful, Right, Astutio. Rob. You must, beside, from us take some instructions, To be imparted, as you judge them useful, To the general Gonzaga. Instantly Prepare you for your journey. Ast. With the wings Of loyalty and duty. [Exit. Ful. I am bold To put your majesty in mind Rob. Of my promise, And aids, to further you in your amorous project To the fair and rich Camiola? there's myring; Whatever you shall say that I entreat, Or can command by power, I will make good. Ful. Ever your majesty's creature. Rob. Venus prove Propitious to you ! [Exit. Ful. All sorts to my wishes : Bertoldo was my hindrance ; he removed, I now will court her in the conqueror's style ; " Come, see, and overcome." Boy ! S-2 260 THE MAID OF HONOUR. Enter Page. Page. Sir ; your pleasure ? Ful. Haste to Camiola ; bid her prepare An entertainment suitable to a fortune She could not hope for. Tell her, I vouchsafe To honour her with a visit. Page. 'Tis a favour Will make her proud. Ful. I know it. Page. I am gone, sir. \Exit. Ful. Entreaties fit not me ; a man in grace May challenge awe and privilege, by his place. \Exit. SCENE II. The same. A Room in Camiola's House. Enter Adorni, Sylli, and Clarinda. A dor. So melancholy, say you ! Clar. Never given To such retirement. A dor. Can you guess the cause? Clar. If it hath not its birth and being from The brave Bertoldo's absence, I confess 'Tis past my apprehension. Syl. You are wide, The whole field wide. I, in my understanding, Pity your ignorance ; yet, if you will Swear to conceal it, I will let you know Where her shoe wrings her. Clar. I vow, signior, By my virginity. Syl. A perilous oath, In a waiting- woman of fifteen ! and is, indeed, A kind of nothing. Ador. I'll take one of something, If you please to minister it. Syl. Nay, you shall not swear : I had rather take your word ; for, should you vow, D n me, I'll do this ! you are sure to break. Ador. I thank you, signior ; but resolve us. Syl. Know, then, Here walks the cause. She dares not look upon me ; My beauties are so terrible and enchanting, She cannot endure my sight. Ador. There I believe you. Syl. But the time will come, be comforted, when I will Put off this vizor of unkindness to her, And shew an amorous and yielding face : And, until then, though Hercules himself Desire to see her, he had better eat His club, than pass her threshold ; for I will be Her Cerberus, to guard her. Ador. A good dog ! Clar. Worth twenty porters. Enter Page. Page. Keep you open house here ? No groom to attend a gentleman ! O, I spy one. Syl. He means not me, I am sure. Page. You, sirrah sheep's-head, With a face cut on a cat-stick, do you hear? You, yeoman fewterer, conduct me to The lady of the mansion, or my poniard Shall disembogue thy soul. Syl. O terrible ! disembogue! I talk'd of Hercules, and here is one Bound up in decimo sexto. Page. Answer, wretch. Syl. Pray you, little gentleman, be not so furious : The lady keeps her chamber. Page. And we present, Sent in an embassy to her ! but here is Her gentlewoman. Sirrah ! hold my cloak. While I take a leap at her lips : do it, and neatly ; Or, having first tripp'd up thy heels, I'll make Thy back my footstool. [Kisses Clarinda. Syl. Tamberlane in little ! Am I turn'd Turk ! What an office am I put to ! Clar. My lady, gentle youth, is indis- posed. Page. Though she were dead and buried, only tell her, The great man in the court, the brave Ful- gentio, Descends to visit her, and it will raise her Out of the grave for joy. Enter Fulgentio. Syl. Here comes another ! The devil, I fear, in his holiday clothes. Page. So soon ! My part is at an end then. Cover my shoulders ; When I grow great, thou shalt serve me. Ful. Are you, sirrah, An implement of the house ? [ To Sylli. Syl. Sure he will make A jointstool of me ! Ful. Or, if you belong [To Ador. To the lady of the place, command her hither. Ador. I do not wear her livery, yet ac- knowledge A duty to her ; and as little bound To serve your peremptory will, as she is THE MAID OF HONOUR. 261 To obey your summons. 'Twill become you, sir, To wait her leisure ; then, her pleasure known, You may present your duty. Ful. Duty! Slave, I'll teach you manners. Ador. I'm past learning ; make not A tumult in the house. Ful. Shall I be braved thus ? [Thev draw, Syl. O, I am dead ! and now I swoon. \Falls on his face. Clar. Help ! murder ! Page. Recover, sirrah ; the lady's here. Enter Camiola. Syl. Nay, then I am alive again, and I'll be valiant. [Rises. Cam. What insolence is this? Adorni, hold, Hold, I command you. Ful. Saucy groom ! Cam. Not so, sir ; However, in his life, he had dependence Upon my father, he's a gentleman, As well born as yourself. Put on your hat. Ful. In my presence, without leave ! Syl. He has mine, madam. Cam. And I must tell you, sir, and in plain language, Howe'er your glittering outside promise gentry, The rudeness of your carriage and behaviour Speaks you a coarser thing. Syl. She means a clown, sir ; I am her interpreter, for want of a better. Cam. I am a queen in mine own house ; nor must you Expect an empire here. Syl. Sure, I must love her Before the day, the pretty soul's so valiant. Cam. What are you? and what would you with me ? Ful. Proud one, When you know what I am, and what I came for, And may, on your submission, proceed to, You, in your reason, must repent the coarse- ness Of my entertainment. Cam. Why, fine man? what are you? Ful. A kinsman of the king's. Cam. I cry you mercy, For his sake, not your own. But grant you are so, 'Tis not impossible but a king may have A fool to his kinsman, no way meaning you, sir. Ful. You have heard of Fulgentio ? Cam. Long since, sir ; A suit-broker in court. He has the worst Report among good men I ever heard of, For bribery and extortion : in their prayers, Widows and orphans curse him for a canker And caterpillar in the state. I hope, sir, You are not the man ; much less employ 'd by him, As a smock-agent to me. Ful. I reply not As you deserve, being assured you know me ; Pretending ignorance of my person, only To give me a taste of your wit : 'tis well, and courtly ; I like a sharp wit well. Syl. I cannot endure it ; Nor any of the Syllis. Ful. More ; I know too, This harsh induction must serve as a foil To the well-tuned observance and respect You will hereafter pay me, being made Familiar with my credit with the king, And that (contain your joy) I deign to love you. Cam. Love me ! I am not rapt with it. Ful. Hear't again ; I love you honestly : now you admire me. Cam. I do, indeed ; it being a word so seldom Heard from a courtier's mouth. But, pray you, deal plainly, Since you find me simple ; what might be the motives Inducing you to leave the freedom of A bachelor's life, on your soft neck to wear The stubborn yoke of marriage ; and, of all The beauties in Palermo, to choose me, Poor me ? that is the main point you must treat of. Ful. Why, I will tell you. Of a little thing You are a pretty peat, indifferent fair too ; And, like a new-rigg'd ship, both tight and yare, Well truss'd to bear : virgins of giant size Are sluggards at the sport ; but, for my pleasure, Give me a neat well-timber 'd gamester like you ; Such need no spurs, the quickness of your eye Assures an active spirit. Cam. You are pleasant, sir ; Yet I presume that there was one thing in me, Unmention'd yet, that took you more than all Those parts you have remember 'd. Ful. What? 252 THE MAID OF 'HONOUR. Cam. My wealth, sir. Ful. You are in the right beauty is without that, Ful. Yes, 'tis very likely, His dying mother's gift, prized at crown ! A flower worn in the morning, at night trod \ By this he does command you to be mi But beauty, youth, and fortune meeting in you, * I will vouchsafe to marry you. Cam. You speak well ; And, in return, excuse me, sir, if I Deliver reasons why, upon no terms, I'll marry you : I fable not. Syl. I am glad To hear this ; I began to have an ague. Ful. Come, your wise reasons. Cam. Such as they are, pray you take them : First, I am doubtful whether you are a man, Since, for your shape, trimm'd up in a lady's dressing, You might pass for a woman ; now I love To deal on certainties : and, for the fairness Of your complexion, which you think will "take me, The colour, I must tell you, in a man, Is weak and faint, and never will hold out, If put to labour : give me the lovely brown, A thick curl'd hair of the same dye, broad shoulders, A brawny arm full of veins, a leg without An artificial calf ; I suspect yours ; But let that pass. Syl. She means me all this while, For I have every one of those good parts ; O Sylli ! fortunate Sylli ! Cam. You are mo'ved, sir. Ful. Fie ! no ; go on. Cam. Then, as you are a courtier, A graced one too, I fear you have been too forward ; And so much for your person. Rich you are, Devilish rich, as ; tis reported, and sure have The aids of Satan's little fiends to get it ; And what is got upon his back, must be Spent, you know where ; the proverb's stale One word more, And I have done. Fnl. I'll ease you of the trouble, Coy and disdainful ! Cam. Save me, or else he'll beat me. Ful. No, your own folly shall ; and, since you put 'me To my last charm, look upon this, and tremble. \Shcws the king's ring. Cam. At the sight of a fair ring ! the king's, I take it ? I have seen him wear the like : if he hath sent it, As a favour, to me By his gift you are so : you may yet re- deem all. Cam. You are in a wrong account still. Though the king may Dispose of my life and goods, my mind's mine own, And never shall be yours. The king, heaven bless him ! Is good and gracious, and, being in himself Abstemious from base and goatish loose- ness, Will not compel, against their wills, chaste maidens To dance in his minion's circles. I be- lieve, Forgetting it when he wash'd his hands,. you stole it, With an intent to awe me. But you are cozen 'd ; I am still myself, and will be. Ful. A proud haggard, And not to be reclaim'd ! which of your grooms, Your coachman, fool, or footman, ministers Xight-physic to you? Cam. You are foul-mouth'd. Ful. Much fairer Than thy black soul ; and so I will proclaim thee. Cam. Were I a man, thou durst not speak this. Ful. Heaven So prosper me, as I resolve to do it To all men, and in every place : scorn 'd by A tit of ten-pence ! [Exeunt Fulgentio and Page Syl. Now I begin to be valiant : Nay, I will draw my sword. O for a brother ! Do a friend's part ; pray you, carry him the length oft. I give him three years and a day to match my Toledo, And then we'll fight like dragons. Ador. Pray, have patience. Cam. I may live to have vengeance : my Bertoldo Would not have heard this. Ador. Madam Cam. Pray you, spare Your language. Prithee fool, and make me merry. [To Sylli. Syl. That is my office ever. Ador. I must do. Not talk ; this glorious gallant shall hear from me. \_Exeunt. THE MAID OF HONOUR. 263 SCENE III. The Siennese. A Camp before the Walls ^Sienna. Chambers shot off : a flourish as to an As- sault: after which, enter GonzagSL, Pierio, Roderigo, Jacomo, and Soldiers. Gonz. Is the breach made assaultable ? Pier. Yes, and the moat Fill'd up ; the cannoneer hath done his parts ; We may enter six abreast. Rod. There's not a man Dares shew himself upon the wall. Jac. Defeat not The soldiers' hoped-for spoil. Pier. If you, sir, Delay the assault, and the city be given up To your discretion, you in honour cannot Use the extremity of war, but, in Compassion to them, you to us prove cruel. Jac. And an enemy to yourself. Rod. A hindrance to The brave revenge you have vow'd. Gonz. Temper your heat, And lose not, by too sudden rashness, that Which, be but patient, will be offer'd to you. Security ushers ruin ; proud contempt Of an enemy three parts vanquish'd, with desire And greediness of spoil, have often wrested A certain victory from the conqueror's gripe. Discretion is the tutor of the war, Valour the pupil ; and, when we command With lenity, and our direction's follow 'd With cheerfulness, a prosperous end must crown Our works well undertaken. Rod. Ours are finish'd Pier. If we make use of fortune. Gonz. Her false smiles Deprive you of your judgments. The con- dition Of our affairs exacts a double care, And, like bifronted Janus, we must look Backward, as forward : though a flattering calm Bids us urge on, a sudden tempest raised, Not feared, much less expected, in our rear, May foully fall upon us, and distract us To our confusion. Enter a Scout, hastily. Our scout ! what brings Thy ghastly looks, and sudden speed ? Sco2it. The assurance Of a new enemy. Gonz. This I foresaw and fear'd. What are they, know'st thou ? Scorn. They are, by their colours, Sicilians, bravely mounted, andthebrightness Of their rich armours doubly gilded with Reflection of the sun. Gonz. From Sicily? 1 The king in league ! no war proclaim'd ! 'tis foul : But this must be prevented, not disputed. Ha, how is this ? your estridge plumes, that but Even now, like quills of porcupines, seem'd to threaten The stars, drop at the rumour of a shower, And, like to captive colours, sweep the earth ! Bear up ; but in great dangers, greater minds Are never proud. Shall a few loose troops, untrain'd But in a customary ostentation, Presented as a sacrifice to your valours, Cause a dejection in you ? Pier. No dejection. Rod. However startled, where you lead we'll follow. Gonz. 'Tis bravely said. We will not stay their charge, But meet them man to man, and horse horse. Pierio, in our absence hold our place, And with our foot men, and those sickly troops, Prevent a sally : I in mine own person, With part of the cavallery, will bid These hunters welcome to a bloody break- fast : But I lose time. Pier. I'll to my charge. [Exit, Gonz. And we To ours : I'll bring you on. Jac. If we come off, It's not amiss ; if not, my state is settled. \Excunt. Alarum within. SCENE IV. The Same. The Citadel of Sienna. Enter Ferdinand, Druso, and Livio, on the Walls. Per. No aids from Sicily ! Hath hope forsook us ; And that vain comfort to affliction, pity, By our vow'd friend denied us ? we can nor live Nor die with honour : like beasts in a toil, We wait the leisure of the bloody hunter, Who is not so far reconciled unto us, As in one death to give a period To our calamities ; but in delaying, The fate we cannot fly from, starv'd with wants, We die this night, to live again to-morrow, And suffer greater torments. THE MAID OF HONOUR. Dru. There is not Three days provision for every soldier, At an ounce of bread a day, left in the city. Liv. To die the beggar's death, with hunger made Anatomies while we live, cannot but crack Our heart-strings with vexation. Per. Would they would break, Break altogether ! How willingly, like Cato, Could I tear out my bowels, rather than Look on the conqueror's insulting face ; But that religion, and the horrid dream To be suffer'd in the other world, denies it ! Enter a Soldier. What news with thee ? Sold. From the turret of the fort, By the rising clouds of dust, through which, like lightning, The splendour of bright arms sometimes brake through, I did descry some forces making towards us ; And, from the camp, as emulous of their glory, The general, (for I know him by his horse,) And bravely seconded, encounter'd them. Their greetings were too rough for friends ; their swords, And not their tongues, exchanging cour- tesies. By this the main battalias are join'd ; And, if you please to be spectators of The horrid issue, I will bring you where, As in a theatre, you may see their fates In purple gore presented. Fer. Heaven, if yet Thou art appeased for my wrong done to Aurelia, Take pity of my miseries ! Lead the way, friend. {Exeunt. SCENE V.The same. A Plain near the Camp. A long Charge : after which, a Flourish for victory; then enter Gonzaga, Jacomo, and Roderigo wounded; Bertoldo, Gasparo, and Antonio Prisoners. Officers and Soldiers. Gonz. We have them yet, though they cost us dear. This was Charged home, and bravely follow'd. Be to yourselves [ To Jacomo and Roderigo. True mirrors to each other's worth ; and, looking With noble emulation on his wounds, [Points to Bert. The glorious livery of triumphant war, Imagine these with equal grace appear Upon yourselves. The bloody sweat you have suffer'd In this laborious, nay, toilsome harvest, Yields a rich crop of conquest ; and the spoil, Most precious balsam to a soldier's hurts, Will ease and cure them. Let me look upon [Gasparo and Antonio are brought forward. The prisoners' faces. Oh, how much trans- form 'd From what they were ! O Mars ! were these toys fashion'd To undergo the burthen of thy service ? The weight of their defensive armour bruised Their weak effeminate limbs, and would have forced them, In a hot day, without a blow to yield. Ant. This insultation shews not manly in you. Gonz. To men I had forborne it ; you are women, Or, at the best, loose carpet-knights. What fury Seduced you to exchange your ease in court, For labour in the field ? perhaps, you thought To charge, through dust and blood, an armed foe, Was but like graceful running at the ring For a wanton mistress' glove ; and the en- counter, A soft impression on her lips : but you Are gaudy butterflies, and I wrong myself In parling with you. Gasp. V . f T. Pollard. Ricardo, ^ causers ......... | E . Swanstone. Julio Baptista, a great scholar ........ W. Pen. Hilario, servant to Sophia ......... J. Shancke. Two Boys, representing Apollo and Pallas. Two Couriers. A Guide. Servants to the queen. Servants to Mathias. Honoria, the queen ............ J. Thomson. J. Hunnieman. A ' G Sophia, wife to Mathias Corisca, Sophia's woman ......... W. Trigge. Maskers, Attendants, Officers, Captains, &c. SCENE, Partly in Hungary, and partly in Bohemia. ACT I. SCENE \.-The Frontiers of Bohemia. Enter Mathias, Sophia, Corisca, Hilario, with other Servants. Math. Since we must part, Sophia, to pass further Is not alone impertinent, but dangerous. We are not distant from the Turkish camp Above five leagues, and who knows but some party Of his Timariots, that scour the country, May fall upon us? be now, as thy name, Truly interpreted, hath ever spoke thee, Wise, and discreet ; and to thy understanding Marry thy constant patience. Soph. You put me, sir, To the utmost trial of it. Math. Nay, no melting ; Since the necessity that now separates us, We have long since disputed, and the reasons Forcing me to it, too oft wash'd in tears. I grant that you, in birth, were far above me, And great men, my superiors, rivals for you ; But mutual consent of heart, as hands, Join'd by true love, hath made us one, and equal : Nor is it in me mere desire of fame, Or to be cried up by the public voice, For a brave soldier, that puts on my armour : Such airy tumours take not me. You know How narrow our demeans are, and what's more, Having as yet no charge of children on us r We hardly can subsist. Soph. In you alone, sir, I have all abundance. Math. For my mind's content, In your own language I could answer you. You have been an obedient wife, a right one ; And to my power, though short of your desert, I have been ever an indulgent husband. We have long enjoy 'd the sweets of love, and though Not to satiety, or loathing, yet We must not live such dotards on our pleasures, As still to hug them, to the certain loss Of profit and preferment. Competent means Maintains a quiet bed ; want breeds dis- sention, Even in good women. Soph. Have you found in me, sir, Any distaste, or sign of discontent, For want of what's superfluous ? Math. No, Sophia ; Nor shalt thou ever have cause to repent THE PICTURE. 285 Thy constant course in goodness, if heaven bless My honest undertakings. 'Tis for thee That I turn soldier, and put forth, dearest, Upon this sea of action, as a factor, To trade for rich materials to adorn Thy noble parts, and shew them in full lustre. I blush that other ladies, less in beauty And outward form, but in the harmony Of the soul's ravishing music, the same age Not to be named with thee, should so out- shine thee In jewels, and variety of wardrobes ; While you, to whose sweet innocence both Indies Compared are of no value, wanting these, Pass unregarded. Soph. If I am so rich, or In your opinion, why should you borrow Additions for me ? Math. Why ! I should be censured Of ignorance, possessing such a jewel Above all price, if I forbear to give it The best of ornaments : therefore, Sophia, In few words know my pleasure, and obey me, As you have ever done. To your discretion leave the government of my family, And our poor fortunes ; and from these com- mand Obedience to you, as to myself : To the utmost of what's mine, live plenti- fully ; And, ere the remnant of our store be spent, With my good sword I hope I shall reap for you A harvest in such full abundance, as Shall make a merry winter. Soph. Since you are not To be diverted, sir, from what you purpose, All arguments to stay you here are useless : Go when you please, sir. Eyes, I charge you waste not One drop of sorrow ; look you hoard all up Till in my widow'd bed I call upon you, But then be sure you fail not. You blest angels, Guardians of human life, I at this instant Forbear t'invoke you : at our parting, 'twere To personate devotion. My soul Shall go along with you, and, when you are Circled with death and horror, seek and find you ; And then I will not leave a saint unsued to For your protection. To tell you what I will do in your absence, would shew poorly ; My actions shall speak for me : 'twere to doubt you, To beg I may hear from you ; where you are You cannot live obscure, nor shall one post, By night or day, pass unexamined by me. If I dwell long upon your lips, consider, [Kisses him. After this feast, the griping fast that follows, And it will be excusable ; pray turn from me. All that I can, is spoken. [Exit. Math. Follow your mistress. Forbear your wishes for me ; let me find them, At my return, in your prompt will to serve her. Hil. For my part, sir, I will grow lean with study To make her merry. Coris. Though you are my lord, Yet being her gentlewoman, by my place I may take my leave ; your hand, or, if you please To have me fight so high, I'll not be coy, But stand a-tip-toe for't. Math. O. farewell, girl ! \Kisses her. Hil. A kiss well begg'd, Corisca. Coris. 'Twas my fee ; Love, how he melts ! I cannot blame my lady's Unwillingness to part with such marmalade lips. There will be scrambling for them in the camp ; And were it not for my honesty, I could wish now I were his leaguer laundress ; I would find Soap of mine own, enough to wash his linen, Or I would strain hard for't. Hil. How the mammet twitters ! Come, come ; my lady stays for us. Coris. Would I had been Her ladyship the last night ! Hil. No more of that, wench. \Exeunt Hilario, Corisca, and the rest. Math. I am strangely troubled, yet why I should nourish A fury here, and with imagined food, Having no real grounds on which to raise A building of suspicion she was ever Or can be false hereafter. I in this But foolishly enquire the knowledge of A future sorrow, which, if I find out, My present ignorance were a cheap purchase, Though with my loss of being. I have al- ready Dealt with a friend of mine, a general scholar, One deeply read in nature's hidden secrets, And, though with much unwillingness, have won him To do as much as art can, to resolve me My fate that follows To my wish, he's come. 286 THE PICTURE. Enter Baptista. Julio Baptista, now I may affirm Your promise and performance walk together ; And therefore, without circumstance, to the point : Instruct me what I am. Bapt. I could wish you had Made trial of my love some other way. Math. Nay, this is from the purpose. Bapt. If you can Proportion your desire to any mean, I do pronounce you happy ; I have found By certain rules of art, your matchless wife Is to this present hour from all pollution Free, and untainted. Math. Good. Bapt. In reason, therefore, You should fix here, and make no further search Of what may fall hereafter. Math. O, Baptista, 'Tis not in me to master so my passions ; I must "know further, or you have made good But half your promise. While my love stood by, Holding her upright, and my presence was A watch upon her, her desires being met too With equal ardour from me, what one proof Could she give of her constancy, being un- tempted ? But when I am absent, and my coming back Uncertain, and those wanton heats in women, Not to be quench 'd by lawful means, and she The absolute disposer of herself, Without control or curb ; nay, more, invited By opportunity, and all strong temptations, If then she hold out Bapt. As, no doubt, she will. Math. Those doubts must be made cer- tainties, Baptista, By your assurance ; or your boasted art Deserves no admiration. How you trifle, And play with my affliction ! I am on The rack, till you confirm me. Bapt. Sure, Mathias, I am no god, nor can I dive into Her hidden thoughts, or know what her intents are ; That is denied to art, and kept conceal'd E'en from the devils themselves : they can but guess, Out of long observation, what is likely ; But positively to fortel that shall be, You may conclude impossible. All I can, I will do for you ; when you are distant from her A thousand leagues, as if you then were with. her, You shall know truly when she is solicited, And how far wrought on. Math. I desire no more. Bapt. Take then this little model of Sophia, With more than human skill limn'd to the life ; [Gives him a picture. Each line and lineament of it, in the drawing, So punctually observed, that, had it motion, In so much 'twere herself. Math. It is, indeed, An admirable piece ! but if it have not Some hidden virtue that I cannot guess at, In what can it advantage me ? Bapt. I'll instruct you : Carry it still about you, and as oft As you desire to know how she's affected, With curious eyes peruse it : while it keeps The figure it now has, entire and perfect, She is not only innocent in fact, But unattempted ; but if once it vary From the true form, and what's now white and red Incline to yellow, rest most confident She's with all violence courted, but uncon- quer'd ; But if it turn all black, 'tis an assurance The fort, by composition or surprise, Is forced, or with her free consent sur- render'd. Math. How much you have engaged me for this favour, The service of my whole life shall make good. Bapt. We will not part so, I'll along with you, And it is needful : with the rising sun, The armies meet ; yet, ere the fight begin,. In spite of opposition, I will place you In the head of the Hungarian general's troop. And near his person. Math. As my better angel, You shall direct and guide me. Bapt. As we ride I'll tell you more. Math. In all things I'll obey you. [Exevnt. SCENE II. Hungary. Alba Rcgalis. A State-room in the Palace. Enter Ubaldo and Ricardo. Ric. When came the post ? Ubald. The last night. Ric. From the camp ? Ubald. Yes, as 'tis said, and the letter writ and sign'd By the general, Ferdinand. Ric. Nay, then, sans question, It is of moment. THE PICTURE. 287 Ubald. It concerns the lives Of two great armies. Ric. Was it cheerfully Received by the king? Ubald. Yes ; for being assured The armies were in view of one another, Having proclaim'd a public fast and prayer For the good success, [he] dispatch'd a gen- tleman Of his privy chamber to the general With absolute authority from him, To try the fortune of a day. Ric. No doubt then The general will come on, and fight it bravely. Heaven prosper him ! This military art, I grant to be the noblest of professions ; And yet, I thank my stars for't, I was never Inclined to learn it : since this bubble honour (Which is, indeed, the nothing soldiers fight for,) With the loss of limbs or life, is, in my judgment, Too dear a purchase. Ubald. Give me our court warfare : The danger is not great in the encounter^ Of a fair mistress. Ric. Fair and sound together Do very well, Ubaldo ; but such are, With difficulty, to be found out ; and when they know Their value, prized too high. By thy own report, Thou wast at twelve a gamester, and since that, Studied all kinds of females, from thenight- trader I' the street, with certain danger to thy pocket, To the great lady in her cabinet ; That spent upon thee more in cullises, To strengthen thy weak back, than would maintain Twelve Flanders mares, and as many running horses : Besides apothecaries and surgeons' bills, Paid upon all occasions, and those frequent. Ubald. You talk, Ricardo, as if yet you were A novice in those mysteries. Ric. By no means ; My doctor can assure the contrary : I lose no time. I have felt the pain and pleasure, As he that is a gamester, and plays often, Must sometimes be a loser. Ubald. Wherefore, then, Do you envy me ? Ric. It grows not from my want, Nor thy abundance ; but being, as I am, The likelier man, and of much more ex- perience, My good parts are my curses : there's no beauty, But yields ere it be summon'd ; and, as nature Had sign'd me the monopoly of maidenheads, There's none can buy till I have made my market. Satiety cloys me ; as I live, I would part with Half my estate, nay, travel o'er the world, To find that only phcenix in my search, That could hold out against me. Ubald. Be not rapt so ; You may spare that labour. As she is a. woman, What think you of the queen? Ric. I dare not aim at The petticoat royal, that is still excepted : Yet, were she not my king's, being the ab- stract. Of all that's rare, or to bewish'd in woman, To write her in my catalogue, having en- joy 'd her, I would venture my neck to a halter but we talk of Impossibilities : as she hath a beauty Would make old Nestor young ; such majesty Draws forth a sword of terror to defend it, As would fright Paris, though the queen of love Vow'd her best furtherance to him. Ubald. Have you observed The gravity of her language, mix'd with sweetness ? Ric. Then, at what distance she reserves herself, When theking himself makes his approaches to her Ubald. As she were still a virgin, and his life But one continued wooing. Ric. She well knows Her worth, and values it. Ubald. And so far the king is Indulgent to her humours, that he forbears The duty of a husband, but when she calls for't. Ric. All his imaginations and thoughts Are buried in her ; the loud noise of war Cannot awake him. Ubald. At this very instant, When both his life and crown are at the stake, He only studies her content, and when She's pleased to show herself, music and. masques ^288 THE PICTURE. Are with all care and cost provided for her. Ric. This night she promised to appear. Ubald. You may Believe it by the diligence of the king, As if he were her harbinger. Enter Ladislaus, Eubulus, and Attendants with perfumes. Ladis. These rooms Are not perfumed, as we directed, Eubu. Not, sir ! I know not what you would have ; I am sure the smoak Cost treble the price of the whole week's provision Spent in your majesty's kitchens. Ladis. How I scorn Thy gross comparison ! When my Honoria, The amazement of the present time, and envy Of all succeeding ages, does descend To sanctify a place, and in her presence Makes it a temple to me, can I be Too curious, much less prodigal to receive her? But that the splendour of her beams of beauty Hath struck thee blind Eubu. As dotage hath done you. Ladis. Dotage ? O blasphemy ! is it in me To serve her to her merit ? Is she not The daughter of a king? Eubu. And you the son Of ours, I take it ; by what privilege else, Do you reign over us ? for my part, I know not I Where the disparity lies. Ladis. Her birth, old man, i 'Old in the kingdom's service, which protects thee, Is the least grace in her : and though her beauties Might make the Thunderer a rival for her, They are but superficial ornaments, And faintly speak her : from her heavenly mind, Were all antiquity and fiction lost, Our modern poets could not, in their fancy, But fashion a Minerva far transcending The imagined one whom Homer only dreamt of. But then add this, she's mine, mine, Eubulus ! And though she knows one glance from her fair eyes Must make all gazers her idolaters, She is so sparing of their influence That, to shun superstition in others, She shoots her powerful beams only at me. And can I, then, whom she desires to hold Her kingly captive above all the world, Whose nations and empires, if she pleased, She might command as slaves, but gladly pay The humble tribute of my love and service, Nay, if I said of adoration, to her, I did not err ? Eubu. Well, since you hug your fetters, In Love's name wear them ! You are a king, and that Concludes you wise : your will a powerful reason, Which we, that are foolish subjects, must not argue. And what in a mean man I should call folly, Is in your majesty remarkable wisdom : But for me, I subscribe. Ladis. Do, and look up, Upon this wonder. Loud music. Enter Honoria in state, under a Canopy ; her train borne rip by Sylvia and Acanthe. Ric. Wonder ! It is more, sir. Ubald. A rapture, an astonishment. Ric. W r hat think you, sir? Eubu. As the king thinks ; that is the surest guard We courtiers ever lie at. Was prince ever So'drown'd in dotage? Without spectacles I can see a handsome woman, and she is so : But yet to admiration look not on her. Heaven, how he fawns ! and, as it were his duty, With what assured gravity she receives it ! Her hand again ! O she at length vouchsafes Her lip, and as he had sucked nectar from it, How he's exalted ! Women in their natures Affect command ; but this humility In a husband and a king, marks her the way To absolute tyranny. \T'he king seats her on his throne. So ! Juno's placed In Jove's tribunal : and, like Mercury, (Forgetting his own greatness,) he attends For her employments. She prepares to speak ; What oracles shall we hear now? [Aside. Hon. That you please, sir, With such assurances of love and favour, To grace your handmaid, but in being yours, sir, A matchless queen, and one that knows herself so, Binds me in retribution to deserve The grace conferr'd upon me. Ladis. You transcend In all things excellent : and it is my glory, Your worth weigh'd truly, to depose myself From absolute command, surrendering up My will and faculties to your disposure : And here I vow, not for a day or year, THE PICTURE. 289 But my whole life, which I wish long, to serve you, That whatsoever I, in justice, may Exact from these my subjects, you from me May boldly challenge : and when you re- quire it, In sign of my subjection, as your vassal, Thus I will pay my homage. Hon. O forbear, sir ! Let not my lips envy my robe ; on them Print your allegiance often : I desire No other fealty. Ladis. Gracious sovereign ! Boundless in bounty ! Eubit. Is not here fine fooling ! He's questionless, bewitch'd. Would I were gelt, So that would disenchant him ! though I forfeit My life for't, I must speak. By your good leave, sir [Passing before the king. I have no suit to you, nor can you grant one, Having no power : you are like me, a subject, Her more than serene majesty being present. And I must tell you, 'tis ill manners in you, Havingdeposed yourself, to keep yourhaton, And not stand bare, as we do, being no king, But a fellow-subject with us. Gentlemen- ushers, It does belong to your place, see it reform'd ; He has given away his crown, and cannot challenge The privilege of his bonnet. Ladis. Do not tempt me. Eubu. Tempt you ! in what? in following your example ? If you are angry, question me hereafter, As Ladislaus should do Eubulus, On equal terms. You were of late my sove- reign, But weary of it, I now bend my knee To her divinity, and desire a boon From her more than magnificence. Hon. Take it freely. Nay, be not moved ; for our mirth's sake let us hear him. Eubu. 'Tis but to ask a question : Have you ne'er read The story of Semiramis and Ninus ? Hon. Not as I remember. Eubu. I will then instruct you, And 'tis to the purpose : This Ninus was a king, And such an impotent loving king as this was, But now he's none ; this Ninus (pray you observe me) Doted on this Semiramis, a smith's wife ; (I must confess, there the comparison holds not, You are a king's daughter, yet, under your correction, Like her, a woman ;) this Assyrian monarch, Of whom this is a pattern, to express His love and service, seated her, as you are, In his regal throne, and bound by oath his nobles, Forgetting all allegiance to himself, One day to be her subjects, and to put In execution whatever she Pleased to impose upon them : pray you command him To minister the like to us, and then You shall hear what follow'd. Ladis. Well, sir, to your story. Eubu. You have no warrant, stand by ; let me know Your pleasure, goddess. Hon. Let this nod assure you. Eubu. Goddess-like, indeed ! as I live, a pretty idol ! She knowing her power, wisely made use of it ; And fearing his inconstancy, and repentance Of what he had granted, (as, in reason, madam, You may do his, ) that he might never have Power to recall his grant, or question her For her short government, instantly gave order To have his head struck off. Ladis. Is't possible ? Eubu. The story says so, and commends her wisdom For making use of her authority. And it is worth your imitation, madam : He loves subjection, and you are no queen, Unless you make him feel the weight of it. You are more than all the world to him, and that He may be so to you, and not seek change, When his delights are sated, mew him up In some close prison, (if you let him live, Which is no policy,) and there diet him As you think fit, to feed your appetite ; Since there ends his ambition. Ubald. Devilish counsel ! Ric. The king's amazed. Ubald. The queen appears, too, full Of deep imaginations ; Eubulus Hath put both to it. Ric. Now she seems resolved : I long to know the issue. [Honoria descends from the throne. Hon. Give me leave, Dear sir, to reprehend you for appearing Perplex' d with what this old man, out of envy Of your unequal graces shower'd upon me, Hath, in his fabulous story, saucily Applied to me. Sir, that you only nourish THE PICTURE. One doubt Honoria dares abuse the power With which she is invested by your favour ; Or that she ever can make use of it To the injury of you, the great bestower, Takes from your judgment. It was your delight To seek to me with more obsequiousness Than I desired : and stood it with my duty Not to receive what you were pleased to offer? I do but act the part you put upon me, And though you make mepersonate a queen, And you my subject, when the play, your pleasure, Is at a period, I am what I was Before I enter'd, still your humble wife, And you my royal sovereign. Ric. Admirable ! Hon. I have heard of captains taken more with dangers Than the rewards ; and if, in your approaches To those delights which are your own, and freely, To heighten your desire, you make the pas- sage Narrow and difficult, shall I prescribe you, Or blame your fondness ? or can that swell me Beyond my just proportion ? Ubald. Above wonder ! Ladis. Heaven make me thankful for such goodness ! Hon. Now, sir, The state I took to satisfy your pleasure, I change to this humility ; and the oath You made to me of homage, I thus cancel, And seat you in your own. [Leads the king to the throne. Ladis. I am transported Beyond myself. Hon. And now, to your wise lordship : Am I proved a Semiramis ? or hath My Ninus, as maliciously you made him, Cause to repent the excess of favour to me, Which you call dotage ? -Ladis. Answer, wretch ! Eubu. I dare, sir, And say, however the event may plead In your defence, you had a guilty cause ; Nor was it wisdom in you, I repeat it, To teach a lady, humble in herself, With the ridiculous dotage of a lover, 'To be ambitious. Hon. Eubulus, I am so ; ! Tis rooted in me ; you mistake my temper. : I do profess myself to be the most Ambitious of my sex, but not to hold Command over my lord ; such aproud torrent "Would sink me in my wishes : not that I Am ignorant how much I can deserve, And may with justice challenge. Eubu. This I look'd for ; After this seeming humble ebb, I knew A gushing tide would follow. [Aside. Hon . By my birth, And liberal gifts of nature, as of fortune, From you, as things beneath me, I expect What's due to majesty, in which I am A sharer with your sovereign. Eubu. Good again ! Hon. And as I am most eminent in place, In all my actions I would appear so. Ladis. You need not fear a rival. Hon. I hope not ; And till I find one, I disdain to know What envy is. Ladis. You' are above it, madam. Hon. For beauty without art, discourse, and free From affectation, with what graces else Can in the wife and daughter of a king Be wish'd, I dare prefer myself, as Eubu. I Blush for you, lady. Trumpet your own praises ! This spoken by the people had been heard With honour to you. Does the court afford No oil-tongued parasite, that you are forced To be your own gross flatterer ? Ladis. Be dumb, Thou spirit of contradiction ! Hon. The wolf But barks against the moon, and I contemn it. The mask you promised. [A horn sounded within. Ladis. Let them enter. Enter a Courier. How ! Eubu. Here's one, I fear, unlook'd for. Ladis. From the camp ? Cuur. The general, victorious in your fortune, Kisses your hand in this, sir. " [Delivers a letter. Ladis. That great Power, Who at his pleasure does dispose of battles, Be ever praised for't ! Read, sweet, and partake it : The Turk is vanquish'd, and with little loss Upon our part, in which our joy is doubled. Eubu. But let it not exalt 5 ou ; bear it, sir, With moderation, and pay what you owe for't. Ladis. I understand thee, Eubulus. I'll not now Enquire particulars. [Exit Courier.] Our delights deferr'd, THE PICTURE. 291 With reverence to the temples ; there we'll tender Our souls' devotions to his dread might, Who edged our swords, and taught us how to fight. [Exeunt. ACT II. SCENE I. Bohemia. A Hall in Mathias' House. Enter Hilario and Corisca. Hil. You like my speech ? Coris. Yes, if you give it action In the delivery. Hil. If ! I pity you. I have play'd the fool before ; this is not the first time, Nor shall be, I hope, the last. Coris. Nay, I think so too. Hil. And if I put her not out of her dumps with laughter, I'll make her howl for anger. Coris. Not too much Of that, good fellow Hilario : our sad lady Hath drank too often of that bitter cup ; A pleasant one must restore her. With what patience W T ould she endure to hear of the death of my lord ; : That, merely out of doubt he may miscarry, I Afflicts herself thus ? Hil. Umph ! 'tis a question i A widow only can resolve. There be some i That in their husband's sicknesses have wept Their pottle of tears a day ; but being once certain . At midnight he was dead, have in the morning | Dried up their handkerchiefs, and thought no more on't. Coris. Tush, she is none of that race ; if her sorrow Be not true and perfect, I, against my sex. Will take my oath woman ne'er wept in earnest. She has made herself a prisoner to her chamber, Dark as a dungeon, in which no beam Of comfort enters. She admits no visits ; Eats little, and her nightly music is Of sighs and groans, tuned to such harmony Of feeling grief, that I, against my nature, Am made one of the consort. This hour only She takes the air, a custom every day She solemnly observes, with greedy hopes, From some that pass by, to receive assurance Of the success and safety of her lord. Now, if that your device will take Hil. Ne'er fear it : I am provided cap-a-pie, and have My properties in readiness. Soph. [within.~\ Bring my veil, there. Coris. Begone, I hear her coming. Hil. If I do not Appear, and, what's more, appear perfect, hiss me. [Exit. Enter Sophia. Soph. I was flatter'd once, I was a star, but now Turn'd a prodigious meteor, and, like one, Hang in the air between my hopes and fears ; And every hour, the little stuff burnt out That yields a waning light to dying comfort, I do expect my fall, and certain ruin. In wretched things more wretched is delay ; And Hope, a parasite to me, being un- maskd, Appears more horrid than Despair, and my Distraction worse than madness. Even my prayers, When with most zeal sent upward, are pull'd down With strong imaginary doubts and fears, And in their sudden precipice o'erwhelm me. | Dreams and fantastic visions walk the round About my widow'd bed, and every slumber's ; Broken with loud alarms : can these be then But sad presages, girl ? Coris. You make them so, And antedate a loss shall ne'er fall on you. Such pure affection, such mutual love, A bed, and undefiled on either part, A house without contention, in two bodies One will and soul, like to the rod of concord, Kissing each other, cannot be short-lived, Or end in barrenness. If all these, dear madam, (Sweet in your sadness,) should produce no fruit, Or leave the age no models of yourselves, To witness to posterity what you were ; Succeeding times, frighted with the example, But hearing of your story, would instruct Their faires issue to meet sensually, Like other creatures, and forbear to raise True Love, or Hymen, altars. Soph. O Corisca, I know thy reasons are like to thy wishes ; And they are built upon a weak foundation, To raise me comfort. Ten long days are past, Ten long days, my Corisca, since my lord Embark'd himself upon a sea of danger, In his dear care of me. And if his life Had not been shipwreck'd on the rock of war, His tenderness of me (knowing how much I languish for his absence) had provided U 2 THE PICTURE. | Some trusty friend, from whom I might ! receive Assurance of his safety. Coris. Ill news, madam, Are swallow-wing 'd, but what's good walks on crutches : With patience expect it, and, ere long, No doubt you shall hear from him. [A horn ivitJiout. Soph. Ha ! What's that? Coris. The fool has got a sowgelder's horn. {Aside.} A post, As I take it, madam. Soph. It makes this way still ; Nearer and nearer. Coris. From the camp, I hope. Enter one disguised as a Courier, with a horn; followed by Hilario, in antic armour, with long white hair and beard. Soph. The messenger appears, and in strange armour. Heaven ! if it be thy will Hil. It is no boot To strive ; our horses tired, let's walk on foot: ' And that the castle, which is very near us, I To give us entertainment, may soon hear us, Blow lustily, my lad, and drawing nigh-a, Ask for a lady which is cleped Sophia. Coris. He names you, madam. Hil. For to her I bring, Thus clad in arms, news of a pretty thing, By name Mathias. [Exit Courier. Soph. From my lord ? O sir, I am Sophia, that Mathias' wife. So may Mars favour you in all your battles, As you with speed unload me of the burthen I labour under, till I am confirm 'd i Both where and how you left him ! Hil. If thou art, As I believe, the pigsney of his heart, Know he's in health, and what's more, full of glee ; And so much I was will'd to say to thee. Soph. Have you no letters from him ? Hil. No more words. \ In the camp we use no pens, but write with swords : , Yet, as I am enjoin'd, by word of mouth i I will proclaim his deeds'from north to south ; ! But tremble not, while I relate the wonder, Though my eyes like lightning shine, and my voice thunder. Soph. This is some counterfeit braggart. Coris. Hear him, madam. Hil. The rear march 'd first, which fol- low'd by the van, And wing'd with the battalia, no man Durst stay to shift a shirt, or louse himself ; Yet, ere the armies join'd, that hopeful elf, Thy dear, thy dainty duckling, bold Mathias, Advanced, and stared like Hercules or Golias. A hundred thousand Turks, it is no vaunt, Assail'd him ; every one a Termagaunt : But what did he, then ! with his keen-edge spear He cut and carbonaded them : here and there Lay legs and arms ; and, as 'tis said trulee Of Bevis, some he quarter 'd all in three. Soph. This is ridiculous. Hil. I must take breath ; Then, like a nightingale, I'll sing his death. Soph. His death ! Hil. I am out. [Aside to Coris. Coris. Recover, dunder-head. Hil. How he escaped, I should have sung, not died ; For, though a knight, when I said so, Hied. Weary he was, and scarce could stand up- right, And looking round for some courageous knight To rescue him, as one perplex'd in woe, He call'd to me, Help, help, Hilario ! My valiant servant, help ! Coris. He has spoil'd all. Soph. Are you the man of arms, then ? I'll make bold To take off your martial beard, you had fool's hair Enough without it. Slave ! how durst thou make Thy sport of what concerns me more than life, In such an antic fashion ? Am I grown Contemptible to those I feed ? you, minion, Had a hand in it too, as it appears ; Your petticoat serves for bases to this warrior. Coris. We did it for your mirth. Hil. For myself, I hope, I have spoke like a soldier. Soph. Hence, you rascal ! I never but with reverence name my lord, And can I hear it by thy tongue profaned, And not correct thy folly? but you are Transform'd, and turn'd knight-errant r take your course, And wanderwhere you please; for here I vow By my lord's life, (an oath I will not break,) Till his return, or certainty of his safety, My doors are shut against thee. [Exit. Coris. You have made A fine piece of work on't ! How do you like the quality ? THE PICTURE. 293 You had a foolish itch to be an actor, And may stroll where you please. Hit. Will you buy my share ? Cor is. No, certainly ; I fear I have already Too much of mine own : I'll only, as a damsel, {As the books say, ) thus far help to disarm you ; And so, dear Don Quixote, taking my leave, I leave you to your fortune. [Exit. Hi I. Have I sweat My brains out for this quaint and rare in- vention, And am I thus rewarded ? I could turn Tragedian, and roar now, but that I fear 'Twould get me too great a stomach, having no meat To pacify colon : What will become of me ? I cannot beg in armour, and steal I dare not : My end must be to stand in a corn field, And fright away the crows, for bread and cheese ; Or find some hollow tree in the highway, And there, until my lord return, sell switches : No more Hilario, but Dolorio now, I'll weep my eyes out, and be blind of purpose To move compassion ; and so I vanish. {Exit. SCENE II. Alba Regalis. An ante-room in the Palace. Enter Eubulus, Ubaldo, Ricardo, and others. Eubu. Are the gentlemen sent before, as it was order'd By the king's direction, to entertain The general ? . Ric. Long since ; they by this have met him, And given him the bienvenu. Eubu. I hope I need not Instruct you in your parts. Ubald. How ! us, my lord ! Fear not ; we know our distances and degrees To the very inch where we are to salute him. Ric. The state were miserable, if the court had none Of her own breed, familiar with all garbs Gracious in England, Italy, Spain, or France ; With form and punctuality to receive Stranger ambassadors : for the general, He's a mere native, and it matters not Which way we do accost him. Ubald. Tis great pity That such as sit at the helm provide no better For the training up of the gentry. In my judgment An academy erected, with large pensions To such as in a table could set down The congees, cringes, postures, methods, phrase, Proper to every nation Ric. O, it were An admirable piece of work ! Ubald. And yet rich fools Throw away their charity on hospitals For beggars and lame soldiers, and ne'er study The due regard to compliment and courtship, Matters of more import ; and are indeed The glories of a monarchy ! Eubu. These, no doubt, Are state points, gallants, I confess ; but, sure, Our court needs no aids this way, since it is A school of nothing else. There are some of you Whom I forbear to name, whose coining heads Are the mints of all new fashions, that have done More hurt to the kingdom by superfluous bravery, Which the foolish gentry imitate, than a war, Or a long famine ; all the treasure, by This foul excess, is got into the merchant, Embroiderer, silkman, jeweller, tailor's hand, And the third part of the land too, the nobility Engrossing titles only. Ric. My lord, you are bitter. [A trumpet. Enter a Servant. Serv. The general is alighted, and now enter'd. Ric. Were he ten generals, I am prepared, And know what I will do. Eubu. Pray you what, Ricardo? Ric. I'll fight at compliment with him. Ubald. I'll charge home too. Eubt(. And that's a desperate service ; if you come off well. Enter Ferdinand, Mathias, Baptista, and Captains. Ferd. Captain, command the officers to keep The soldier, as he march 'd, in rank and file, Till they hear further from me. \Exeunt Captains. Eubu. Here's one speaks In another key ; this is no canting language Taught in your academy. Ferd. Nay, I will present you To the king myself. Math. A grace beyond my merit. 2 9 4 THE PICTURE. Ferd. You undervalue what I cannot set Too high a price on. Eubu. With a friend's true heart, I gratulate your return. Ferd. Next to the favour Of the great king, I am happy in your friendship. Ubald. By courtship, coarse on both sides ! Ferd. Pray you, receive This stranger to your knowledge ; on my credit, At all parts he deserves it. Eubu. Your report Is a strong assurance to me. Sir, most welcome. Math. This said by you, the reverence of your age Commands me to believe it. Ric. This was pretty ; But second me now. -I cannot stoop too low To do your excellence that due observance Your fortune claims. Eubu. He ne'er thinks on his virtue ! Ric. For being, as you are, the soul of soldiers, And bulwark of Bellona Ubald. The protection Both of the court and king Ric. And the sole minion Of mighty Mars Ubald. One that with justice may Increase the number of the worthies Eubu. Heyday! Ric. It being impossible in my arms to circle Such giant worth Ubald. At distance we presume To kiss your honour 'd gauntlet. Eubu. What reply now Can he make to this foppery? Ferd. You have said, Gallants, so much, and hitherto done so little, That, till I learn to speak, and you to do, I must take time to thank you. Eubu. As I live, Answer'd as I could wish. How the fops gape now ! Ric. This was harsh and scurvy. Ubald. We will be revenged When he comes to court the ladies, and laugh at him. Eubu. Nay, do your offices gentlemen, and conduct The general to the presence. Ric. Keep your order. Ubald. Make way for the general. [Exeunt all but Eubulus. Eubu. What wise man, That, with judicious eyes, looks on a soldier, But must confess that fortune's swing is more O'er that profession, than all kinds else Of life pursued by man ? They, in a state, Are but as surgeons to wounded men, E'en desperate in their hopes : While pain and anguish Make them blaspheme, and call in vain for death, Their wives and children kiss the surgeon's knees, Promise him mountains, if his saving hand Restore the tortured wretch to former strength : But when grim death, by /Esculapius' art, Is frighted from the house, and health appears In sanguine colours on the sick man's face, All is forgot ; and, asking his reward, He's paid with curses, often receives wounds From him whose wounds he cured : so soldiers, Though of more worth and use, meet the same fate, As it is too apparent. I have observ'd, When horrid Mars, the touch of whose rough hand With palsies shakes a kingdom, hath put on His dreadful helmet, and with terror fills The place where he, like an unwelcome guest. Resolves to revel, how the lords of her, like The tradesman, merchant, and litigious pleader, And such like scarabs bred in the dung of peace, In hope of their protection, humbly offer Their daughters to their beds, heirs to their sen-ice, And wash with tears their sweat, their dust, their scars : But when those clouds of war, that menaced A bloody deluge to the affrighted state, Are, by their breath, dispersed, and over- blown, And famine, blood, and death, Bellona's pages, Whipt from the quiet continent to Thrace ; Soldiers, that, like the foolish hedge-sparrow, To their own ruin, hatch this cuckoo, peace, Are straight thought burthensome ; since want of means, Growing from want of action, breeds con- tempt : And that, the worst of ills, falls to their lot, Their service, with the danger, soon forgot. Enter a Servant. Serv. The queen, my lord, hath made choice of this room, To see the masque. THE PICTURE. 295 Eubu. I'll be a looker on : My dancing days are past. Loud music. EnterUbaldo, Ricardo, Ladis- laus, Ferdinand, Honoria, Mathias, Syl- via, Acanthe, Baptista, Captains, and others. As they pass, a Song in praise of war. Ladis. This courtesy To a stranger, my Honoria, keeps fair rank With all your rarities. After your travail, Look on our court delights ; but first, from your Relation, with erected ears, I'll hear The music of your war, which must be sweet, Ending in victory. Ferd. Not to trouble Your majesties with description of a battle Too full of horror for the place, and to Avoid particulars, which should I deliver, I must trench longer on your patience, than My manners will give way to ; in a word, sir, It was well fought on both sides, and almost With equal fortune, it continuing doubtful Upon whose tents plumed Victory would take Her glorious stand. Impatient of delay, With the flower of our prime gentlemen, I charged Their main battalia, and with their assistance Brake in ; but, when I was almost assured That they were routed, by a stratagem Of the subtile Turk, who opened his gross body, And rallied up his troops on either side, I found myself so far engaged, for I Must not conceal my errors, that I knew not Which way with honour to come off. Eubu. Hike A general that tells his faults, and is not Ambitious to engross unto himself All honour, as some have, in which, with justice, They could not claim a share. Ferd. Being thus hemm'd in, Their scimitars raged among us ; and, my horse Kill'd under me, I every minute looked for An honourable end, and that was all My hope could fashion to me : circled thus With death and horror, as one sent from heaven, This man of men, with some choice horse, that follow'd His brave example, did pursue the track His sword cut for them, and, but that I see him Already blush to hear what he, being present, I know would wish unspoken, I should say, sir, By what he did, we boldly may believe All that is writ of Hector. Math. General, Pray spare these strange hyperboles. Eubu. Do not blush To hear a truth ; hereareapairofmonsieurs, Had they been in your place, would have run. away, And ne'er changed countenance. Ubald. We have your good word still. Eubu. And shall, while you deserve it. Ladis. Silence ; on. Ferd. He, as I said, like dreadful lightning thrown From Jupiter's shield, dispersed the armed gire With which I was environed ; horse and man Shrunk under his strong arm : more, with his looks Frighted, the valiant fled, with which en- couraged, Mysoldiers, (like young eaglets preying under The wings of their fierce dam,) as if from him They took both spirit and fire, bravely came on. By him I was remounted, and inspired With treble courage ; and such as fled before Boldly made head again ; and, to confirm them, It suddenly was apparent, that the fortune Of the day was ours ; each soldier and com- mander Perform'd his part ; but this was the great wheel By which the lesser moved : and all rewards And signs of honour, as the civic garland, The mural wreath, the enemy's prime horse, With the general's sword, and armour, (the old honours With which the Romans crown'd their several leaders,) To him alone are proper. Ladis. And they shall Deservedly fall on him. Sit ; 'tis our plea-. sure. Ferd. Which I must serve, not argue. Hon. You are a stranger, But, in your service for the king, a native. And, though a free queen, I am bound in duty. To cherish virtue wheresoe'er I find it : This place is yours. Math. It were presumption in me To sit so near you. Hon. Not, having our warrant. \_Afusic within. Ladis. Let the masquers enter : by the> preparation, 'Tis a French brawl, an apish imitation Of what you really perform in battle : 2 9 5 THE PICTURE. And Pallas, bound up in a little volume, Apollo, with his lute, attending on her, Serve for the induction. Enter Masquers, &c. ' Pallas, accompanied by Apollo on the lute. Though we contemplate to express The glory of your happiness, That, by your powerful arm, have been So true a victor, that no sin Could ever taint you with a blame To lessen your deserved fame. Or, though we contend to set Your worth in the full height, or get Celestial singers crown d with bays, With flourishes to dress your praise : You know your conquest ; but your story Lives in your triumphant glory. [A Dance. Ladis. Our thanks to all. To the banquet that's prepared to entertain them : [Exeunt Masquers, Apollo, and Pallas. What \vould my best Honoria ? Hon. May it please My king, that I, who, by his suffrage, ever Have had power to command, may now entreat An honour from him. Ladis. Why should you desire What is your own ? whate'er it be, you are The mistress of it. Hon. I am happy in Your grant : my suit, sir, is, that your com- manders, Especially this stranger, may, as I, In my discretion, shall think good, receive What's due to their deserts. Ladis. What you determine Shall know no alteration. Eubu. The soldier Is like to have good usage, when he depends Upon her pleasure ! Are all the men so bad, That, to give satisfaction, we must have A woman treasurer ? Heaven help all ! Hon. With you, sir, [To Mathias. I will begin, and, as in my esteem You are most eminent, expect to have What's fit for me to give, and you to take. The favour in the quick dispatch being double, Go fetch my casket, and with speed. [Exit Acanthe. Eubu. The kingdom Is very bare of money, when rewards Issue from the queen's jewel-house. Give him gold And store, no question the gentleman wants it. Good madam, what shall he do with a hoop ring, And a spark of diamond in it ? though you take it, Re-enter Acanthe with a Casket. For the greater honour, from your majesty's finger, 'Twill not increase the value. He must purchase Rich suits, the gay caparison of courtship, Revel and feast, which, the war ended, is A soldier's glory ; and 'tis fit that way Your bounty should provide for him. Hon. You are rude, And by your narrow thoughts proportion mine. What I will do now shall be worth the envy Of Cleopatra. Open it ; see here [Honoria descends from the state. The lapidary's idol ! Gold is trash, And a poor salary fit for grooms ; wear these, As studded stars in your armour, and make the sun Look dim with jealousy of a greater light Than his beams gild the day with : when it is Exposed to view, call it Honoria's gift, The queen Honoria's gift, that loves a soldier ; And, to give ornament and lustre to him, Parts freely with her own ! Yet, not to take From the magnificence of the king, I will Dispense his bounty too, but as a page To wait on mine ; for other tosses, take A hundred thousand crowns : your hand, dear sir [Takes off the king's signet. And this shall be thy warrant. Eubu. I perceive I was cheated in this woman : now she is In the giving vein to soldiers, let her be proud, And the king dote, so she go on, I care not. Hon. This done, our pleasure is, that all arrearages Be paid unto the captains, and their troops ; With a large donative, to increase their zeal For the service of the kingdom. Eubu. Better still : Let men of arms be used thus, if they do not Charge desperately upon the cannon's mouth, Though the devil roar'd, and fight like dragons, hang me ! Now they may drink sack : but small beer, with a passport To beg with as they travel, and no money, Turns their red blood to buttermilk. Hon. Are you pleased, sir, With what I have done ? Ladis. Yes, and thus confirm it, With this addition of mine own : You have, \ sir, THE PICTURE. 297 From our loved queen received some recom- pense For your life hazarded in the late action ; And, that we may follow her great example In cherishing valour, without limit ask What you from us can wish. Math. If it be true, Dread sir, as 'tis affirm'd, that every soil, Where he is well, is to a valiant man His natural country, reason may assure me I should fix here, where blessings beyond hope, From you, the spring, like rivers, flow unto me. If wealth were my ambition, by the queen I am made rich already, to the amazement Of all that see, or shall hereafter read The story of her bounty ; if to spend The remnant of my life in deeds of arms, No region is more fertile of good knights, From whom my knowledge that way may be j Hon. I will do better'd, , My parts. Than this your warlike Hungary ; if favour, Or grace in court could take me, by your grant, Far, far, beyond my merit, I may make In yours a free election ; but, alas ! sir, I am not mine own, but by my destiny (Which I cannot resist) forced to prefer My country's smoke, before the glorious fire With which your bounties warm me. All I ask, sir, By amorous letters, vows made for her ser- vice, With all the engines wanton appetite Could mount to shake the fortress of her honour, Here, here is my assurance she holds out, [Kisses the picture. And is impregnable. Hon. What's that? Math. Her fair figure. Ladis. As I live, an excellent face ! Hon. You have seen a better. Ladis. I ever except yours : nay, frown not, sweetest, The Cyprian queen, compared to you, in my Opinion, is a negro. As you order'd, I'll see the soldiers paid ; and, in my absence, Pray you use your powerful arguments, to stay ! This gentleman in our service. Though I cannot be ignorant it must relish Of foul ingratitude, is your gracious license For my departure. Ladis. Whither? Math. To my own home, sir, My own poor home ; which will, at my re- turn, Grow rich by your magnificence. I am here But a body without a soul ; and, till I find it In the embraces of my constant wife, And, to set off that constancy, in her beauty And matchless excellences, without a rival, I am but half myself. Hon. And is she then So chaste and fair as you infer ? Math. O, madam, Though it must argue weakness in a rich man, To shew his gold before an armed thief, And I, in praising of my wife, but feed The fire of lust in others to attempt her ; Such is my full-sail 'd confidence in her virtue, Ladis. On to the camp. \_Excunt Ladislaus, Ferdinand, Eubu- lus, Baptista, and Officers. Hon. I am full of thoughts, And something there is here I must give form to, Though yet an embryon: \_AsideJ\ You, signiors, Have no business with the soldier, as I take it, Though in my absence she were now besieged By a strong army of lascivious wooers, And every one more expert in his art, Than those that tempted chaste Penelope ; You are for other warfare ; quit the place, But be within call. Ric. Employment, on my life, boy ! Ubald. If it lie in our road, we are made for ever. [Exeunt Ubaldo and Ricardo. Hon. You may perceive the king is no way tainted With the disease of jealousy, since he leaves me Thus private with you. Math. It were in him, madam, A sin unpardonable to distrust such pureness, Though I were an Adonis. Hon. I presume He neither does nor dares : and yet the story Delivered of you by the general, With your heroic courage, which sinks deeply Into a knowing woman's heart, besides Your promising presence, might beget some scruple In a meaner man; but more of this hereafter. Though they raised batteries by prodigal gifts, I I'll take another theme now, and conjure you 1 By the honours you have won, and by the love Sacred to your dear wife, to answer truly i To what I shall demand. 298 THE PICTURE. Math. You need not use Charms to this purpose, madam. Hon. Tell me, then, Being yourself assured 'tis not in man To sully with one spot th' immaculate white- ness Of your wife's honour, if you have not, since The Gordian of your love was tied by mar- riage, Play'd false with her? Math. By the hopes of mercy, never. Hon. It may be, not frequenting the con- verse Of handsome ladies, you were never tempted, And so your faith's untried yet. Math. Surely, madam, I am no woman-hater ; I have been Received to the society of the best And fairest of our climate, and have met with No common entertainment, yet ne'er felt The least heat that way. Hon. Strange ! and do you think still, The earth can show no beauty that can drench In Lethe all remembrance of the favour You now bear to your own ? Math. Nature must find out Some other mould to fashion a new creature Fairer than her Pandora, ere I prove Guilty, or in my wishes or my thoughts, To my Sophia. Hon. Sir, consider better ; Not one in our whole sex ? Math. I am constant to My resolution. Hon. But dare you stand The opposition, and bind yourself By oath for the performance ? Math. My faith else Had but a weak foundation. Hon. I take hold Upon your promise, and enjoin your stay For one month here. Math. I am caught ! [Aside. Hon. And if I do not Produce a lady, in that time, that shall Make you confess your error, I submit Myself to any penalty you shall please To impose upon me : in the mean space, write To your chaste wife, acquaint her with your fortune : The jewels that were mine you may send to her, For better confirmation. I'll provide you Of trusty messengers : but how far distant is she ? Math. A day's hard riding. Hon. There is no retiring ; 111 bind you to your word. Math. Well, since there is No way to shun it, I will stand the hazard, And instantly make ready my dispatch : Till then, I'll leave your majesty. [Exit. Hon. How I burst With envy, that there lives, besides myself, One fair and loyal woman ! 'twas the end Of my ambition to be recorded The only wonder of the age, and shall I Give way to a competitor ? Nay more, To add to my affliction, the assurances That I placed inmybeautyhave deceivedme : I thought one amorous glance of mine could bring All hearts to my subjection ; but this stranger, Unmoved as rocks, contemns me. But L cannot Sit down so with mine honour : I will gain A double victory, by working him To my desire, and taint her in her honour, Or lose myself : I have read that sometime poison Is useful. To supplant her, I'll employ, With any cost, Ubaldo and Ricardo, Two noted courtiers, of approved cunning In all the windings of lust's labyrinth ; And in corrupting him, I will outgo Nero's Poppaea : if he shut his ears Against my Syren notes, I'll boldly swear, Ulysses lives again ; or that I have found A frozen cynic, cold in spite of all Allurements ; one whom beauty cannot move,. Nor softest blandishments entice to love. [Exit.. ACT III. SCENE I. Bohemia. A Space near the Entrance ^/"Mathias" House. Enter Hilario, with a pitcher of water, and a -wallet. Hil. Thin, thin provision ! I am dieted Like one set to watch hawks ; and, to keep me waking, My croaking guts make a perpetual larum. Here I stand centinel ; and, though I fright Beggars from my lady's gate, in hope to have A greater share, I find my commons mend not. I look'd this morning in my glass, the river, And there appear'd a fish call'd a poor John, Cut with a lenten face, in my own likeness ; And it seem'd to speak, and say, Good morrow, cousin! No man comes this way but has a fling at me : A surgeon passing by, ask'd at what rate I would sell myself ; I answered, For what. THE PICTURE. 299. To make, said he, a living anatomy, And set thee up in our hall, for thou art transparent Without dissection ; and, indeed, he had reason : For I am scour'd with this poor purge to nothing. They say that hunger dwells in the camp ; but till My lord returns, or certain tidings of him, He will not part with me : but sorrow's dry, And I must drink howsoever. Enter Ubaldo, Ricardo, and a Guide. Guide. That's her castle, Upon my certain knowledge. Ubald. Our horses held out To my desire. I am afire to be at it. Ric. Take the jades for thy reward ; before I part hence, I hope to be better carried. Give me the cabinet : So ; leave us now. Guide. Good fortune to you, gallants ! [Exit. Ubald. Being joint agents, in a design of trust too, For the service of the queen, and our own pleasure, Let us proceed with judgment. Ric. If I take not This fort at the first assault, make me an eunuch ; So I may have precedence, Ubald. On no terms. We are both to play one prize ; he that works best In the searching of this mine, shall carry it, Without contention. Ric. Make you your approaches As I directed. Ubald. I need no instruction ; I work not on your anvil. I'll give fire With mine own linstock ; if the powder be dank, The devil rend the touch-hole ! Who have we here ? What skeleton's this ? Ric. A ghost ! or the image ot famine ! Where dost thou dwell ? Hil. Dwell, sir ! my dwelling is In the highway : that goodly house was once My habitation, but I am banish 'd, And cannot be call'd home till news arrive Of the good knight Mathias. Ric. If that will Restore thee, thou art safe. Ubald. We come from him, With presents to his lady. Hil. But are you sure He is in health ? Ric. Never so well : conduct us To the lady. Hil. Though a poor snake, I will leap Out of my skin for joy. Break, pitcher, break ! And wallet, late my cupboard, I bequeath thee To the next beggar ; thou, red herring, swim To the Red Sea" again : methinks I am already Knuckle deep in the fieshpots ; and, though waking, dream Of wine and plenty ! Ric. What's the mystery Of this strange passion ? Hil. My belly, gentlemen, Will not give me leave to tell you ; when I have brought you To my lady's presence, I am disenchanted : There you shall know all. Follow ; if I outstrip you, Know I run for my belly. Ubald. A mad fellow. [Exeunt. SCENE II. A Room in Mathias' House. Enter Sophia and Corisca. Soph. Do not again delude me. Coris. If I do, Send me a grazing with my fellow, Hilario.. I stood as you commanded, in the turret, Observing all that pass'd by ; and even now, I did discern a pair of cavaliers, For such their outside spoke them, with their guide, Dismounting from their horses ; they said' something To our hungry centinel, that made him caper And frisk in the air for joy : and, to confirm this, See, madam, they're in view. Enter Hilario, Ubaldo, and Ricardo. Hil. News from my lord ! Tidings of joy ! these are no counterfeits, But knights indeed. Dear madam, sign mjr ' pardon, That I may feed again, and pick up my crumbs ; I have had a long fast of it. Soph. Eat, I forgive thee. Hil. O comfortable words ! Eat, I forgive- thee ! And if in this I do not soon obey you, And ram in to the purpose, billet me again In the highway. Butler and cook, be ready,. For I enter like a tyrant. \_Exit. Ubald. Since mine eyes Were never happy in so sweet an object, 300 THE PICtURE. I Without inquiry, I presume you are j The lady of the house, and so salute you. Ric. This letter, with these jewels, from your lord, j Warrant my boldness, madam. [Delivers a letter and a casket. Ubald. In being a sen-ant To such rare beauty, you must needs deserve This courtesy from a stranger. [Salutes Corisca. Ric. You are still Beforehand with me. Pretty one, I descend To take the height of your lip ; and, if I miss In the altitude, hereafter, if you please, I will make use of my Jacob's staff. [Salutes Corisca. Coris. These gentlemen Have certainly had good breeding, as it ap- pears By their neat kissing, they hit me so pat on the lips, At the first sight. [In the interim, Sophia reads the letter, and opens the casket. Soph. Heaven, in thy mercy, make me Thy thankful handmaid for this boundless blessing, In thy goodness shower "d upon me ! Ubald. I do not like This simple devotion in her ; it is seldom Practised among my mistresses. Ric. Or mine. W r ould they kneel to I know not who, for the possession Of such inestimable wealth, before They thank'd the bringers of it? the poor lady Does want instruction, but I'll be her tutor, And read her another lesson. Soph. If I have Shewn want of manners, gentlemen, in my slowness To pay the thanks I owe you for your travail, To do my lord and me, howe'er unworthy Of such a benefit, this noble favour, Impute it, in your clemency, to the excess Of joy that overwhelm'd me. Ric. She speaks well. Ubald. Polite and courtly. Soph. And howe'er it may Increase the offence, to trouble you with more Demands touching my lord, before I have Invited you to taste such as the coarseness Of my poor house can offer ; pray you connive On my weak tenderness, though I entreat To learn from you something he hath, it may be, In his letter left unmention'd. Ric. I can only Give you assurance that he is in health, Graced by the king and queen. Ubald. And in the court With admiration look'd on. Ric. You must therefore Put off these widow's garments, and appear Like to yourself. Ubald. And entertain all pleasures Your fortune marks out for you. Ric. There are other Particular privacies, which on occasion I will deliver to you. Soph. You oblige me To your service ever. Ric. Good ! your service ; mark that. Soph. In the mean time, by your good acceptance make My rustic entertainment relish of The curiousness of the court. Ubald. Your looks, sweet madam, Cannot but make each dish a feast. Soph. It shall be Such, in the freedom of my will to please you. I'll shew you the way : this is too great an honour, From such brave guests, to me so mean an hostess. [Exeunt. SCENE III. Alba Regalis. An Outer- room in the Palace. Enter Acanthe, and four or Jive Servants with visors. Acan. You know your charge ; give it action, and expect Rewards beyond your hopes. 1 Serv. If we but eye them, They are ours, I warrant you. 2 Serv . May we not ask why We are put upon this ? Acan. Let that stop your mouth ; [Gives them money. And learn more manners, groom. 'Tis upon the hour In which they use to walk here : when you have them In your power, with violence carry them to the place Where I appointed ; there I will expect you : Be bold and careful. [Exit. Enter Mathias and Baptista. 1 Serv. These are they. 2 Serv. Are you sure ? 1 Serv. Am I sure I am myself? 2 Serv. Seize on him strongly ; if he have but means To draw his sword, 'tis ten to one we smart for't : Take all advantages. THE PICTURE. 301 Math. I cannot guess What her intents are ; but her carriage was As I but now related. Bapt. Your assurance In the constancy of your lady is the armour That must de.'end you. Where's the picture ? Math. Here, And no way alter 'd. Bapt. If she be not perfect, There is no truth in art. Math. By this, I hope, She hath received my letters. Bapt. Without question : These courtiers are rank riders, when they are To visit a handsome lady. Math. Lend me your ear. One piece of her entertainment will require Your dearest privacy. i Serv. Now they stand fair ; Upon them. [They rush forward. Math. Villains! i Serv. Stop their mouths. We come not To try your valours : kill him, if he offer To ope his mouth. We have you : 'tis in vain To make resistance. Mount them, and away. [Exeunt with Mathias and Baptista. SCENE IV. A Gallery in the same. Enter Servants with lights, Ladislaus, Fer- dinand, and Eubulus. Ladis. 'Tis late. Go to your rest ; but do not envy The happiness I draw near to. Eubu. If you enjoy it The moderate way, the sport yields, I confess, A pretty titillation ; but too much oft Will bring you on your knees. In my younger days I was myself a gamester ; and I found By sad experience, there is no such soaker As ayoung spongy wife ; she keeps a thousand Horse-leeches in her box, and the thieves will suck out Both blood and marrow ! I feel a kind of cramp In my joints, when I think on't : but it may be queens, And such a queen as yours is has the art Ferd. You take leave To talk, my lord. Ladis. He may, since he can do nothing. Eubu. If you spend this way too much of your royal stock,- Ere long we may be puefellows. Ladis. The door shut ! Knock gently ; harder. So, here comes her woman. Take off my gown. Enter Acanthe. A can. My lord, the queen by me This night desires your pardon. Ladis. How, Acanthe ! I come by her appointment ; 'twas her grant ; The motion was her own. Acan. It may be, sir ; But by her doctors she is since advised, For her health's sake, to forbear, Eubu. I do not like This physical letchery, the old downright way Is worth a thousand on't. Ladis. Prithee, Acanthe, Mediate for me. [Offering her a ring* Eubu. O the fiends of hell ! Would any man bribe his servant, to make way To his own wife ? if this be the court state, , Shame fall on such as use it ! Acan. By this jewel, This night I dare not move her, but to- morrow I will watch all occasions. Ladis. Take this, To be mindful of me. Eubu. 'Slight, I thought a king Might have ta'en up any woman at the king's price ; And must he buy his own, at a dearer rate Than a stranger in a brothel ? Ladis. What is that You mutter, sir ? Eubu. No treason to your honour : I'll speak it out, though it anger you ; if you; pay for Your lawful pleasure in some kind, great sir, What do you make the queen ? cannot you clicket Without a fee, or when she has a suit For you to grant ? [ Lad is . draws h is sword. . Ferd. O hold, sir ! Ladis. Off with his head ! Eubu. Do, when you please ; you but blow out a taper That would light your understanding, and, in care oft, Is burnt down tothesocket. Be as you are, sir, An absolute monarch : it did shew more king- like In those libidinous Caesars, that compell'd Matrons and virgins of all ranks to bow Unto their ravenous lusts ; and did admit Of more excuse than I can urge for you, That slave yourself to the imperious humour Of a proud beauty. Ladis. Out of my sight ! Eubu. I will, sir, 3 02 THE PICTURE. Give way to your furious passion ; but when reason Hath got the better of it, I much hope The counsel that offends now will deserve Your royal thanks. Tranquillity of mind Stay with you, sir ! 1 do begin to doubt There's something more in the queen's strangeness than Is yet disclosed ; and I will find it out, Or lose myself in the search. [Aside, and exit. Ferd. Sure he is honest, And from your infancy hath truly served you: Let that plead for him ; and impute this harshness To the frowardness of his age. Ladis. I am much troubled, And do begin to stagger. Ferdinand, good night ! To-morrow visit us. Back to our own lodgings. [Exeunt. SCENE V. Another Room in the same. JStiferAcanthe andthevisored Servants, with Mathias and Baptista blindfolded. A can. You have done bravely. Lock this in that room, There let him ruminate ; I'll anon unhood him : [ They carry off Baptista. The other must stay here. As soon as I Have quit the place, give him the liberty And use of his eyes ; that done, disperse yourselves As privately as you can : but, on your lives, Xo word of what hath pass'd. [Exit. i Serv. If I do, sell My tongue to a tripe-wife. Come, unbind his arms : You are now at your own disposure ; and however We used you roughly, I hope you will find here Such entertainment as will give you cause To thank us for the service : and so I leave you. [Exeunt Servants. Math. If I am in a prison, 'tis a neat one. What GEdipus can resolve this riddle ? Ha ! I never gave just cause to any man Basely to plot against my life : But what is Become of my true friend ? for him I suffer More than myself. Acan. \within.] Remove that idle fear ; He's safe as you are. Math. Whosoe'er thou art, For him I thank thee. I cannot imagine Where I should be : though I have read the tales Of errant-knighthood, stuff d with the rela- tions Of magical enchantments ; yet I am not So sottishly credulous to believe the devil Hath that way power. [Music above. J Ha ! music? The blushing rose, and purple flower, Let grow too long, are soonest blasted ; Dainty fruits, though sweet, will sour, And rot in ripeness, left untasted. Yet here is one more sweet than these : The more you taste the more she' II please. Beauty that's enclosed with ice, Is a shadow chaste as rare ; Then how much those sweets entice, That have issue full as fair ! Earth cannot yield, from all her powers, One equal for dame Venus' bowers. A song too ! certainly, be it he or she That owes this voice, it hath not been ac- quainted With much affliction. Whosoe'er you are That do inhabit here, if you have bodies, And are not mere aerial forms, appear, Enter Honoria masked. And make me know your end with me. Most strange ! What have I conjured up? sure, if this be A spirit, it is no damn'd one. What a shape's here ! Then, with what majesty it moves ! If Juno Were now to keep her state among the gods, And Hercules to be made again her guest, She could not put on a more glorious habit, Though her handmaid, Iris, lent her various colours, Or old Oceanus ravish 'd from the deep All jewels shipwreck'd in it. As you have Thus far made known yourself, it that your face Have not too much divinity about it For mortal eyes to gaze on, perfect what You have begun, with wonder and amaze- ment To my astonish'd senses. [Honoria unmasks. How ! the queen ! [Kneels. Hon. Rise, sir, and hear my reasons, in defence Of the rape (for so you may conceive) which I, By my instruments, made upon you. You, perhaps, May think what you have suffer 'd for my lust Is a common practice with me ; but I call Those ever-shining lamas, and their great Maker, THE PICTURE. 303 As witnesses of my innocence : I ne'er look'd on A man but your best self, on whom I ever (Except the king) vouchsafed an eye of favour. Math. The king, indeed, and only such a king, Deserves your rarities, madam ; and, but he, 'Twere giant-like ambition in any, In his wishes only, to presume to taste The nectar of your kisses ; or to feed His appetite with that ambrosia, due And proper to a prince ; and, what binds more, A lawful husband. For myself, great queen, I am a thing obscure, disfurnish'd of All merit, that can raise me higher than, In my most humble thankfulness for your bounty, To hazard my life for you ; and, that way, I am most ambitious. Hon. I desire no more Than what you promise. If you dare expose Your life, as you profess, to do me service, How can it be better employ'd than in Preserving mine ? which only you can do, And must do, with the danger of your own, A desperate danger too ! If private men Can brook no rivals in what they affect, But to the death pursue such as invade What law makes their inheritance ; the king, To whom you know I am dearer than his crown, His health, his eyes, his after hopes, with all His present blessings, must fall on that man, Like dreadful lightning, that is won by prayers, Threats, or rewards, to stain his bed, or make His hoped-for issue doubtful ! Math. If you aim At what I more than fear you do, the reasons Which you deliver, should, in judgment, rather Deter me, than invite a grant, with my Assured ruin. Hon. True ; if that you were Of a cold temper, one whom doubt, or fear, In the most horrid forms they could put on, Might teach to be ingrateful. Your denial To me, that have deserved so much, is more, If it can have addition. Math. I know not What your commands are. Hon. Have you fought so well Among arm'd men, yet cannot guess what lists You are to enter, when you are in private With a willing lady : one, that, to enjoy Your company this night, denied the king Access to what's his own ? If you will press me To speak in plainer language Math. Pray you, forbear ; I would I did not understand too much ! Already, by your words, I am instructed To credit that, which, not confirm 'd by you, Had bred suspicion in me of untruth, Though an angel had affirm 'd it. But suppose That, cloy'd with happiness, which is ever built On virtuous chastity, in the wantonness Of appetite, you desire to make trial Of the false delights proposed by vicious lust; Among ten thousand, every way more able And apter to be wrought on, such as owe you Obedience, being your subjects, why should you Make choice of me, a stranger? Hon. Though yet reason Was ne'er admitted in the court of love, I'll yield you one unanswerable. As I urged, In our last private conference, you have A pretty promising presence ; but there are Many, in limbs and feature, who may take, That way, the right-hand file of you: besides, Your May of youth is past, and the blood spent By wounds, though bravely taken, renders you Disabled for love's service : and that valour Set off with better fortune, which, it may be, Swells you above your bounds, is not the hook That hath caught me, good sir. I need no champion, With his sword, to guard my honour or my beauty ; In both I can defend myself, and live My own protection. Math. If these advocates, The best that can plead for me, have no power, What can you find in me else, that may tempt you, With irrecoverable loss unto yourself, To be a gainer from me ? Hon. You have, sir, A jewel of such matchless worth and lustre, As does disdain comparison, and darkens All that is rare in other men ; and that, I must or win or lessen. Math. You heap more Amazement on me : What am I possess 'd of That you can covet? make me understand it, If it have a name. Hon. Yes, an imagined one ; But is, in substance, nothing ; being a gar- ment 34 THE PICTURE. Worn out of fashion, andlong since given o'er By the court and country : 'tis your loyalty And constancy to your wife ; 'tis that I dote on, And does deserve my envy ; and that jewel, Or by fair play or foul, I must win from you. Math. These are mere contraries. If you love me, madam, For my constancy, why seek you to destroy it? In my keeping it preserve me worth your favour. Or, if it be a jewel of that value, As you with labour'd rhetoric would per- suade me, What can you stake against it ? Hon. A queen's fame, And equal honour. Math. So, whoever wins, Both shall be losers. Hon. That is that I aim at : Yet on the die I lay rny youth, my beauty, This moist palm, this soft lip, and those delights Darkness should only judge of. {Kisses him.~\ Do you find them Infectious in the trial, that you start, As frighted with their touch ? Math. Is it in man To resist such strong temptations? Hon. He begins To waver. [Aside. Math. Madam, as you are gracious, Grant this short night's deliberation to me ; And, with the rising sun, from me you shall Receive full satisfaction. Hon. Though extremes Hate all delay, I will deny you nothing. This key will bring you to your friend ; you are safe both ; And all things useful that could be prepared For one I love and honour, wait upon you. Take counsel of your pillow, such a fortune As with affection's swiftest wings flies to you, Will not be often tender'd. [Exit. Math. How my blood Rebels ! I now could call her back and yet There's something stays me : if the king had tender'd Such favours to my wife, 'tis to be doubted They had not been refused : but, being a man, I should not yield first, or prove an example, For her defence, of frailty. By this, sans question, She's tempted too ; and here I may examine. [Looks on the picture. How she holds out. She's still the same, the same Pure crystal rock of chastity. Perish all Allurements that may alter me ! The snow Of her sweet -coldness hath extinguish'd quite The fire that but even now began to flame : And I by her confirm'd, rewards nor titles. Nor certain death from the refused queen, Shall shake my faith ; since I resolve to be Loyal to her, as she is true to me. [Exit. SCENE VI. Bohemia. A Gallery in Mathias' House. Enter Ubaldo and Ricardo. Ubald. What we spake on the voley be- gins to work ; We have laid a good foundation. Ric. Build it up, Or else 'tis nothing : you have by lot the honour Of the first assault ; but, as it is condition'd, Observe the time proportion 'd : I'll not part with My share in the achievement ; when I whistle, Or hem, fall off. Enter Sophia. Ubald. She comes. Stand by, I'll watch My opportunity. [They walk aside. Soph. I find myself Strangely distracted with the various stories, Now well, now ill, then doubtfully, by my guests Deliver'd of my lord : and, like poor beggars That in their dreams find treasure, by re- flection Of a wounded fancy, make it questionable Whether they sleep or not ; yet, tickled with Such a fantastic hope of happiness, Wish they may never wake. In some such measure, Incredulous of what I see and touch, As 'twere a fading apparition, I Am still perplex'd, and troubled ; and when, most Confirm'd 'tis true, a curious jealousy To be assured, by what means, and from whom, Such a mass of wealth was first deserv'd, then gotten, Cunningly steals into me. I have practised, For my certain resolution, with these courtiers. Promising private conference to either, And, at this hour: if in search of the truth, I hear, or say, more than becomes my virtue, Forgive me, my Mathias. Ubald. Now I make in. [Comes fot ward* Madam, as you commanded, I attend Your pleasure. THE PICTURE. 305 Soph. I must thank you for the favour. Ubald. I am no ghostly father; yet, if you have Some scruples touching your lord, you would be resolved of, I am prepared. Soph. But will you take your oath, To answer truly ? Ubald. On the hem of your smock, if you please : A vow I dare not break, it being a book I would gladly swear on. Soph. To spare, sir, that trouble, I'll take your word, which, in a gentleman, Should be of equal value. Is my lord, then, In such grace with the queen ? Ubald. You should best know, By what you have found from him, whether he can Deserve a grace or no. Soph. What grace clo you mean ? Ubald. That special grace, if you will have it, he Labour 'd so hard for between a pair of sheets, Upon your wedding night, when your lady- ship Lost you know what. Soph. Fie ! be more modest, Or I must leave you. Ubald. I would tell a truth As cleanly as I could, and yet the subject Makes me run out a little. Soph. You would put, now, A foolish jealousy in my head, my lord Hath gotten a new mistress. Ubald. One ! a hundred ; But under seal I speak it : I presume Upon your silence, it being for your profit. They talk of Hercules' fifty in a night, 'Twas well ; but yet to yours he was a piddler : Such a soldier and a courtier never came ; To Alba Regalis; the ladies run mad for him, And there is such contention among them, "Who shall engross him wholly, that the like Was never heard of. Soph. Are they handsome women ? Ubald. Fie ! no ; coarse mammets : and what's worse, they are old too, Some fifty, some threescore, and they pay dear for't, Believing that he carries a powder in his breeches Will make them young again ; and these suck shrewdly. Ric. [whistles.] Sir, I must fetch you off. [Aside. Ubald. I could tell you wonders Of the cures he has done, but a business of import Calls me away ; but, that dispatch'd, I will Be with you presently. [ Walks aside. Soph. There is something more, In this, than bare suspicion. Ric. [comes forward.'} Save you, lady ; Now you look like yourself! I have not look'd on A lady more complete, yet have seen a madam Wear a garment of this fashion, of the same stuff too, One just of your dimensions : Sat the wind there, boy ! Soph. What lady, sir ? Ric. Nay, nothing ; and methinks I should know this ruby : very good ! 'tis the same. This chain of orient pearl, and this diamond too, Have been worn before ; but much good may they do you ! Strengtn to the gentleman's back ! he toil'd hard for them, Before he got them. Soph. Why, how were they gotten ? Ric. Not in the field with his sword, upon my life ; He may thank his close stiletto. [Ubaldo hems.] Plague upon it ! Run the minutes so fast? [Aside.] Prayyou, excuse my manners ; I left a letter in my chamber window, Which I would not have seen on any terms ; fie on it, Forgetful as I am ! but I'll straight attend you. [Walks aside. Soph. This is strange. His letters said these jewels were Presented him by the queen, as a reward For his good service, and the trunks of clothes, That followed them this last night, with haste made up By his direction. Ubald. [comes forward.] I was telling you Of wonders, madam. Soph. If you are so skilful, Without premeditation answer me ; Know you this gown, and these rich jewels? Ubald. Heaven, How things will come out ! But that I should offend you, And wrong my more than noble friend, your husband, (For we are sworn brothers,) in the discovery Of his nearest secrets, I could [306 THE PICTURE. Soph. By the hope of favour That you have from me, out with it. Ubald. 'Tis a potent spell I cannot resist : Why, I will tell you, madam, And to how many several women you are Beholding for your bravery. This was The wedding gown of " Paulina, a rich strumpet, Worn but a day, when she married old Gon- zaga, And left off trading. Soph. O my heart ! Ubald. This chain Of pearl, was a great widow's, that invited Your lord to a masque, and the weather proving foul, He lodged in her house all night, and merry they were ; But how he came by it, I know not. Soph . Perjured man ! Ubald. This ring was Julietta's, afine piece, But very good at the sport : this diamond Was madam Acanthe's, given him for a song Prick'd in a private arbour, as she said, When the queen ask'd for't ; and she heard him sing too, And danced to his hornpipe, or there are liars abroad. There are other toys about you, the same way purchased ; But, pa'rallel'd with these, not worth the re- lation. You are happy in a husband, never man Made better use of his strength : would you have him waste His body away for nothing? if he holds out, There's not an embroider 'd petticoat in the court, But shall be at your sen-ice. Soph. I commend him, I 1 is a thriving trade ; but pray you leave me A little to myself. Ubald. You may command Your servant, madam. [Walks aside.} She's stung unto the quick, lad. Ric. I did my part : if this potion work not, hang me ! Let her sleep as well as she can to-night, to- morrow We'll mount new batteries. Ubald. And till then leave her. [Exeunt Ubaldo and Ricardo. Soph. You Powers, that take into your care the guard Of innocence, aid me ! for I am a creature So forfeited to despair, hope cannot fancy A ransom to redeem me. I begin To waver in my faith, and make it doubtful, Whether the saints, that were canonized for Their holiness of life, sinn'd not in secret ; Since my Mathias is fallen from his virtue, In such an open fashion. Could it be, else, That such a husband, so devoted to me, So vow'd to temperance, for lascivious hire Should prostitute himself to common harlots ! Old and deform'd too ! Was't for this he left me, And on a feign'd pretence, for want of means To give me ornament ? or to bring home Diseases to me ? Suppose these are false, And lustful goats; if he were true and right, Why stays he so long from me, being made rich, And that the only reason why he left me? No, he is lost ; and shall I wear the spoils And salaries of lust ! they cleave unto me, Like Nessus' poison'd shi'rt : no, in my rage, I'll tear them off, and from my body wash The venom with my tears. Have I no spleen, Nor anger of a woman ? shall he build Upon my ruins, and I, unrevenged, Deplore his falsehood ? no ; with the same trash For which he had dishonour'd me, I'll pur- chase A just revenge : I am not yet so much In debt to years, nor so mis-shaped, that all Should fly from my embraces : Chastity, Thou only art a name, and I renounce thee t I am now a servant to voluptuousness. Wantons of all degrees and fashions, welcome ! You shall be entertain'd ; and, if I stray, Let him condemn himself, that led the 'way. [Exit. ACT IV. SCENE I. Alba Regalis. A Room in the Palace. Enter Mathias and Baptista. Bapt. We are in a desperate strait ; there's no evasion, Nor hope left to come off, but by your yield- ing To the necessity ; you must feign a grant To her violent passion, or Math. What, my Baptista? Bapt. We are but dead else. Math. Were the sword now heaved up, And my neck upon the block, I would not buy An hour's reprieve with the loss of faith and virtue, To be made immortal here. Art thou a scholar, Nay, almost without parallel, and yet fear To die, which is inevitable ! You may urge THE PICTURE. 307 The many years that, by the course of nature, We may travel in this tedious pilgrimage, And hold it as a blessing ; as it is, When innocence is our guide : yet know, Baptista, Our virtues are preferr'd before our years, By the great Judge : to die untainted in Our fame and reputation is the greatest ; And to lose that, can we desire to live ? Or shall I, for a momentary pleasure, Which soon comes to a period, to all times Have breach of faith and perjury remember 'd In a still-living epitaph ? no, Baptista, Since my Sophia will go to her grave Unspotted in her faith, I'll follow her With equal loyalty : [ Takes out the picture.'} But look on this, Your own great work, your masterpiece, and then, She being still the same, teach me to alter ! Ha ! sure I do not sleep ! or, if I dream, This is a terrible vision ! I will clear My eyesight ; perhaps melancholy makes me See that which is not. Bapt. It is too apparent. I grieve to look upon't : besides the yellow, That does assure she's tempted, there are lines Of a dark colour, that disperse themselves O'er every miniature of her face, and those Confirm Math. She is turn'd whore ! Bapt. I must not say so. Yet, as a friend to truth, if you will have me Interpret it, in her consent and wishes She's false, but not in fact yet. Math. Fact, Baptista ! Make not yourself a pander to her looseness, In labouring to palliate what a visor Of impudence cannot cover. Did e'er woman, In her will, decline from chastity, but found means, To give her hot lust fuel ? It is more Impossible in nature for gross bodies, Descending of themselves, to hang in the air ; Or with my single arm to underprop A falling tower ; nay, in its violent course To stop the lightning, than to stay a woman Hurried by two furies, lust and falsehood, In her full career to wickedness ! Bapt. Pray you, temper The violence of your passion. Math. In extremes Of this condition, can it be in man To use a moderation? I am thrown, From a steep rock, headlong into a gulph Of misery, and find myself past hope, In the same moment that I apprehend That I am falling : and this, the figure of My idol, few hours since, while she continued In her perfection, that was late a mirror, In which I saw miraculous shapes of duty, Staid manners, with all excellency a husband Could wish in a chaste wife, is on the sudden Turn'd to a magicall glass, and does present Nothing but horns and horror. Bapt. You may yet, And 'tis the best foundation, build up comfort On your own goodness. Math. No, that hath undone me ; For now I hold my temperance a sin Worse than excess, and what was vice, a virtue. Have I refused a queen, and such a queen, Whose ravishing beauties at the first sight had tempted A hermit from his beads, and changed his prayers To amorous sonnets, to preserve my faith Inviolate to thee, with the hazard of My death with torture, since she could inflict No less for my contempt ; and have I met Such a return from thee ! I will not curse thee, Nor, for thy falsehood, rail against the sex ; 'Tis poor, and common : I'll only with wise men, Whisper unto myself, howe'er they seem, Nor present, nor past times, nor the age to come, Hath heretofore, can now, or ever shall, Produce one constant woman. Bapt. This is more Than the satirists wrote against them. Math. There's no language That can express the poison of these aspics, These weeping crocodiles, and all too little That hath been said against them. But I'll mould My thoughts into another form ; and, if She can outlive the report of what I have done, This hand, when next she comes within my reach, Shall be her executioner. Enter Honoria and Acanthe. Bapt. The queen, sir. Hon. Wait our command at distance : \Exit Acanthe.] Sir, you too have Free'liberty to depart. Bapt. I know my manners, And thank you for the favour. {Exit. Hon. Have you taken Good rest in your new lodgings ? I expect now Your resolute answer : but advise maturely Before I hear it. Math. Let my actions, madam, X2 308 THE PICTURE. For no words can dilate my joy, in all You can command, with cheerfulness to serve you, Assure your highness ; and, in sign of my Submission, and contrition for my error, My lips, that but the last night shunn'd the touch Of yours as poison, taught humility now, Thus on your foot, and that too great an honour For such an undeserver, seal my duty. A cloudy mist of ignorance, equal to Cimmerian darkness, would not let me see, then, What now, with adoration and wonder, With reverence I look up to : but those fogs Dispersed and scatter'd by the powerful beams With which yourself, the sun of all perfection, Vouchsafe to cure my blindness ; like a suppliant, As low as I can kneel, I humbly beg What you once pleased to tender. Hon. This is more Than I could hope ! [Aside.] What find you so attractive Upon my face, in so short time to make This sudden metamorphosis ? pray you, rise; I, for your late neglect, thus sign your par- don. [Kisses him, Ay, now you kiss like a lover, and not as brothers Coldly salute their sisters. Math. I am turn'd All spirit and fire. Hon. Yet, to give some allay To this hot fervour, 'twere good to remem- ber The king, whose eyes and ears are every- where ; With the danger too that follows, this dis- cover'd. Math. Danger ! a bugbear, madam ; let [me] ride once Like Phaeton in the chariot of your favour, And I contemn Jove's thunder ; though the king, In our embraces stood a looker on, His hangman, and with studied cruelty, ready To drag me from your arms, it should not fright me From the enjoying that a single life is i Too poor a price for. O, that now all vigour l Of my youth were re-collected for an hour, i That my desire might meet with yours, and draw i The envy of all men, in the encounter, Upon my head ! I should but we lose time Be gracious, mighty queen. Hon. Pause yet a little : The bounties of the king, and, what weighs more, Your boasted constancy to your matchless wife, Should not so soon be shaken. Math. The whole fabric, When I but look on you, is in a moment O'erturn'd and ruin'd ; and, as rivers lose Their names when they are swallow 'd by the ocean, In you alone all faculties of my soul Are wholly taken up ; my wife and king, At the best, as things forgotten. Hon. Can this be? I have gain'd my end now. [Aside. Math. Wherefore stay you, madam ? Hon. In my consideration what a nothing Man's constancy is. Math. Your beauties make it so In me, sweet lady. Hon. And it is my glory : I could be coy now, as you were, but I Am of a gentler temper ; howsoever, And in a just return of what I have suffer 'd In your disdain, with the same measure grant me Equal deliberation : I ere long Will visit you again ; and when I next Appear, as conquer 'd by it, slave-like wait On my triumphant beauty. [Exit. Math. What a change Is here beyond my fear ! but by thy false- hood, Sophia, not her beauty, is't denied me To sin but in my wishes ? what a frown, In scorn, at her departure, she threw on me ! I am both ways lost ; storms of contempt and scorn Are ready to break on me, and all hope Of shelter doubtful : I can neither be Disloyal, nor yet honest ; I stand guilty On either part ; at the worst, Death will end all; And he must be my judge to right my wrong, Since I have loved too much, and lived too long. [Exit. SCENE II. Bohemia. A Room in Ma- thias' House. Enter Sophia, with a book and a paper. Soph. Nor custom, nor example, nor vast numbers Of such as do offend, make less the sin. For each particular crime a strict account Will be exacted ; and that comfort which THE PICTURE. The damn'd pretend, fellows in misery, Takes nothing from their torments : every one, Must suffer, in himself, the measure of His wickedness. If so, as I must grant, It being unrefutable in reason, Howe'er my lord offend, it is no warrant For me to walk in his forbidden paths : What penance then can expiate my guilt, For my consent (transported then with passion) To wantonness? the wounds I give my fame, Cannot recover his ; and, though I have fed These courtiers with promises and hopes, I am yet in fact untainted ; and I trust, My sorrow for it, with my purity, And love to goodness for itself, made powerful, Though all they have alleged prove true or false, Will be such exorcisms as shall Command This Fury, jealousy, from me? What I have Determined touching them, I am resolved To put in execution. Within, there ! . Enter Hilario, Corisca, with other Servants. Where are my noble guests ? HiL The elder, madam, Is drinking by himself to your ladyship's health, In muskadine and eggs ; and, for a rasher To draw his liquor down, he hath got a pie Of marrowbones, potatoes, and eringos, With many such ingredients ; and, 'tis said, He hath sent his man in post to the next town, For a pound of ambergris, and half a peck Of fishes call'd cantharides. Cor is. The younger Prunes up himself, as if this night he were To act a bridegroom's part ; but to what purpose, I am ignorance itself. Soph. Continue so. {Gives the servants the paper. Let those lodgings be prepared as this di- rects you : And fail not in a circumstance, as you Respect my favour. 1 Serv. We have our instructions. 2 Serv. And punctually will follow theni. \Exeunt Servants. Enter Ubaldo. HiL Here comes, madam, The lord Ubaldo. Ubald. Pretty one, there's gold To buy thee a new gown ; [To Coris.] and there's for thee ; Grow fat, and fit for service. [To Hil.] I am now, As I should be, at the height, and able to- Beget a giant. O my better angel ! In this you shew your wisdom, when you pay The letcher in his own coin ; shall you sit puling, Like a Patient Grizzle, and be laughed at? no : This is a fair revenge. Shall we to't? Soph. To what, sir? Ubald. The sport you promised. Soph. Could it be done with safety. Ubald. I warrant you ; I am sound as a bell, a tough Old blade, and steel to the back, as you shall find me In the trial on your anvil. Soph. So ; but how, sir, Shall I satisfy your friend, to whom, by promise, I am equally engaged ? Ubald. I must confess, The more the merrier ; but, of all men living, Take heed of him : you may safer run upon The mouth of a cannon when it is unlading, And come off colder. Soph. How ! is he not wholesome? Ubald. Wholesome ! I'll tell you, for your good : he is A spittle of diseases, and, indeed, More loathsome and infectious ; the tub is His weekly bath : he hath not drank this seven years, Before he came to your house, but composi- tions Of sassafras and guaicum ; and dry mutton His daily portion : name what scratch soever Can be got by women, and the surgeons will resolve you, At this time, or at that, Ricardo had it. Soph. Bless me from him ! Ubald. 'Tis a good prayer, lady. It being a degree unto the pox, Only to mention him : if my tongue burn not, hang me, When I but name Ricardo. Soph. Sir, this caution Must be rewarded. Ubald. I hope I have marr'd his market, [Aside. But when ? Soph. Why, presently ; follow my woman, She knows where to conduct you, and will serve To-night for a page. Let the waistcoat I appointed, With the cambric shirt perfumed, and the rich cap, Be brought into his chamber. 3io THE PICTURE. Ubald. Excellent lady ! And a caudle too in the morning. Coris. I will fit you. \Exeunt Ubaldo and Corisca. Enter Ricardo. Soph. So hot on the scent ! Here comes the other beagle. Ric. Take purse and all. [To Hilario. Hil. If this company would come often, I should make a pretty term on't. Soph. For your sake I have put him off ; he only begg'd a kiss, I gave it, and so parted. Ric. I hope better : He did not touch your lips ? Soph. Yes, I assure you. There was no danger in it ? Ric. No ! eat presently These lozenges of forty crowns an ounce, Or you are undone. Soph. What is the virtue of them ? Ric. They are preservatives against stink- ing breath, Rising from rotten lungs. Soph. If so, your carriage Of such dear antidotes, in my opinion, May render yours suspected. Ric. Fie ! no ; I use them j When I talk with him, I should be poison 'd else, But I'll be free with you : he was once a creature, It may be, of God's making, but long since He is tum'd to a druggist's shop ; the spring and fall Hold all the year with him : that he lives, he owes To art, not nature ; she has given him o'er. He moves, like the fairy king, on screws and wheels, Made by his doctor's recipes, and yet still | Theyareout of joint, and every day repairing. He has a regiment of whores he keeps, At his own charge, in a lazar-house ; but the best is, There's not a nose among them. He's acquainted With the green water, and the spitting pill's Familiar to him : in a frosty morning, You may thrust him in a pottle-pot ; his bones Rattle in his skin, like beans tossed in a bladder. If he but hear a coach, the fomentation, The friction with fumigation, cannot save him From the chine-evil. In a word, he is Not one disease, but all ; yet, being my friend, I will forbear his character, for I would not. Wrong him in your opinion. Soph. The best is, The virtues you bestow on him, to me Are mysteries I know not ; but, however, I am at your service. Sirrah, let it be your care To unclothe the gentleman, and with speed ; delay Takes from delight. Ric. Good ! there's my hat, sword, cloak : A vengeance on these buttons ! off with my doublet, I dare shew my skin ; in the touch you will like it better. Prithee cut my codpiece-points, and, for this service, When I leave them off, they are thine. Hil. I'll take your word, sir. Ric. Dear lady, stay not long. Soph. I may come too soon, sir. Ric. No, no ; I am ready now. Hil. This is the way, sir. [Exeunt Hilario and Ricardo. Soph. I was much to blame to credit their reports Touching my lord, that so traduce each other, And with such virulent malice ; though I presume They are bad enough ; but I have studied for them A way for their recovery. [A noise of clapping a door; Ubaldo appears above in his shirt. Ubald. What dost thou mean, wench ? Why dost thou shut the door upon me? Ha ! My clothes are ta'en away too ! shall I starve here? Is this my lodging? I am sure the lady talk'd of A rich cap, a perfum'd shirt, and a waistcoat ; But here is nothing but a little fresh straw, A petticoat fora coverlet, and that torn too, And an old woman's biggin, for a night-cap. Re-enter Corisca below. 'Slight, 'tis a prison, or a pigsty. Ha ! The windows grated with iron ! I cannot force them, And if I leap down here, I break my neck ; I aip betray'd. Rogues ! Villains ! let me out ; I am a lord, and that's no common title, And shall I be used thus ? Soph. Let him rave, he's fast ; I'll parley with him at leisure. Ricardo entering -with a great noise above, as fallen. Ric. Zounds ! have you trapdoors ? THE PICTURE. Soph. The other bird's i'the cage too, let him flutter. Ric. Whither aru I fallen? into hell ! Ubald. Who makes that noise, there? Help me, if thou art a friend. Ric. A friend ! I am where I cannot help myself ; let me see thy face. Ubald. How, Ricardo ! Prithee, throw me "Thy cloak, if thou canst, to cover me ; I am ' almost Frozen to death. Ric. My cloak ! I have no breeches ; I am in my shirt, as thou art ; and here's nothing For myself but a clown's cast suit. Ubald. We are both undone. Prithee, roar a little Madam ! .Re-cuter Hilario beloiu, in Ricardo's clothes. Ric. Lady of the house ! Ubald. Grooms of the chamber ! Ric. Gentlewomen ! Milkmaids ! Ubald. Shall we be murder'd ? Soph. No, but soundly punish'd, To your deserts. Ric. You are not in earnest, madam? Soph. Judge as you find, and feel it ; and now hear What I irrevocably purpose to you. Being received as guests into my house, And with all it afforded entertain 'd, You have forgot all hospitable duties ; And, with the defamation of my lord, Wrought on my woman weakness, in revenge Of his injuries, as you fashion'd them to me, To yield my honour to your lawless lust. Hil. Mark that, poor fellows ! Soph. And so far you have Transgress 'd against the dignity of men, Who should, bound to it by virtue, still defend Chaste ladies' honours, that it was your trade To make them infamous : but you are caught In your own toils, like lustful beasts, and therefore Hope not to find the usage of men from me : Such mercy you .have forfeited, and shall suffer Like the most slavish women. Ubald. How will you use us ? Soph. Ease, and excess in feeding, made you wanton. A plurisy of ill blood you must let out, By labour, and spare diet that way got too, Or perish for hunger. Reach him up that distaff With the flax upon it ; though no Omphale, Nor you a second Hercules, as I take it, As you spin well .at my command, and please me, Your wages, in the coarsest bread and water, Shall be proportionable. Ubald. I will starve first. Soph. That's as you please. Ric. What will become of me now ? Soph. You shall have gentler work ; I have oft observed You were proud to shew the fineness of your hands, And softness of your fingers ; you should reel well What he spins, if you give your mind to it, as I'll force you. Deliver him his materials. Now you know Your penance, fall to work ; hunger will teach you : And so, as slaves to your lust, not me, I leave you. [Exeunt Sophia and Corisca. Ubald. I shall spin a fine thread out now ! Ric. I cannot look On these devices, but they put me in mind Of rope-makers. Hil. Fellow, think of thy task. Forget such vanities ; my livery there, Will serve thee to work in. Ric. Let me have my clothes yet ; I was bountiful to thee. Hil. They are past your wearing, And mine by promise, as all these can witness. You have no holidays coming, nor will I work While these, and this lasts ; and so, when you please, You may shut up your shop windows. [Exit. Ubald. I am faint, And must lie down. Ric. I am hungry too, and cold. cursed women ! Ubald. This comes of our whoring. But let us rest as well as we can to-night, But not o'ersleep ourselves, lest we fast to- morrow. [ They withdraw. SCENE III. Alba Rcgalis. A Room in the Palace. Enter Ladislaus, Honoria, Eubulus, Ferdi- nand, Acanthe, and Attendants. Hon. Now you know all, sir, with the motives why 1 forced him to my lodging. Ladis. I desire No more such trials, lady. Hon. I presume, sir, You do not doubt my chastity. Ladis. I would not ; But these are strange inducements. Eubu. By no means, sir. Why, though he were with violence seized upon, 312 THE PICTURE. And still detain'd, the man, sir, being no soldier, Nor used to charge his pike when the breach is open, There was no danger in't! You must con- ceive, sir, Being religious, she chose him for a chaplain, To read old homilies to her in the dark ; She's bound to it by her canons. Ladis. Still tormented With thy impertinence ! Hon. By yourself, dear sir, I was ambitious only to o'erthrow His boasted constancy in his consent ; But for fact, I contemn him : I was never Unchaste in thought ; I laboured to give proof What power dwells in this beauty you ad- mire so ; And when you see how soon it has trans- form'd him, And with what superstition he adores it, Determine as you please. Ladis. I will look on This pageant ; but Hon. When you have seen and heard, sir, The passages which I myself discover'd, i And could have kept conceal' d, had I meant basely, Judge as you please. Ladis. Well, I'll observe the issue. Eubu. How had you ta'en this, general, in your wife ? Ferd. As a strange curiosity ; but queens Are privileged above subjects, and 'tis fit, sir. [Exeunt. SCENE IV. Another Room in the same. Enter Mathias and Baptista. Bapt. You are much alter'd, sir, since the last night, When the queen left you, and look cheerfully, Your dulness quite blown over. Math. I have seen a vision This morning, makes it good ; and never was In such security as at this instant, Fall what can fall : and when the queen appears, Whose shortest absence now is tedious to me, Observe the encounter. Enter Honoria. Ladislaus, Eubulus, Fer- dinand, and Acanthe, with others, ap- pear above, Bapt. She already is Enter'd the lists. Math. And I prepared to meet her. Bapt, I know my duty. [Going. Hon. Not so, you may stay now, As a witness of our contract. Bapt. I obey In all things, madam. Hon. Where's that reverence, Or rather superstitious adoration, Which, captive-like, to my triumphant beauty You paid last night ? No humble knee, nor sign Of vassal duty ! sure this is the foot, To whose proud cover, and then happy in it, Your lips were glued ; and that the neck then offer'd, To witness your subjection, to be trod on ; Your certain loss of life in the king's anger Was then too mean a price to buy my favour ; And that false glow-worm fire of constancy To your wife, extinguish 'd by a greater light Shot from our eyes ; and that, it may be, (being Too glorious to be look'd on,) hath deprived you Of speech and motion : but I will take off A little from the splendour, and descend From my own height, and in your lowness hear you Plead as a suppliant. Math. I do remember I once saw such a woman. Hon. How ! Math. And then She did appear a most magnificent queen, And, what's more, virtuous, though some- what darken 'd With pride, and self-opinion. Eubu. Call you this courtship ? Math. And she was happy in a royal husband, Whom envy could not tax, unless it were For his too much indulgence to her humours. Eubu. Pray you, sir, observe that touch, 'tis to the purpose ; I like the play the better for't. Math. And she lived Worthy her birth and fortune ; you retain yet Some part of her angelical form ; but when Envy to the beauty of another woman, Inferior to hers, one that she never Had seen, but in her picture, had dispersed Infection through her veins, and loyalty, Which a great queen, as she was, should have nourish 'd, Grew odious to her Hon. I am thunderstruck. Math. And lust, in all the bravery it could borrow From majesty, howe'er disguised, had ta'eu Sure footing in the kingdom of her heart, THE PICTURE. The throne of chastity once, how, in a moment, All that was gracious, great, and glorious in her, And won upon all hearts, like seeming shadows Wanting true substance, vanish'd ! Hon. How his reasons Work on my soul ! Math. Retire into yourself ; Your own strengths, madam, strongly mann'd with virtue, And be but as you were, and there's no office So base, beneath the slavery that men Impose on beasts, but I will gladly bow to. But as you play and juggle with a stranger, Varying your shapes like Thetis, though the beauties Of all that are by poets' raptures sainted Were now in you united, you should pass Pitied by me, perhaps, but not regarded. Eubu. If this take not, I am cheated. Math. To slip once, Is incident, and excused by human frailty ; But to fall ever, damnable. We were both Guilty, I grant, in tendering our affection ; But, as I hope you will do, I repented. When we are grown up to ripeness, our life is Like to this [magick] picture. While we run A constant race in goodness, it retains The just proportion ; but the journey being Tedious, and sweet temptation in the way, That may in some degree divert us from The road that we put forth in, ere we end Our pilgrimage, it may, like this, turn yellow, Or be with blackness clouded : but when we Find we have gone astray, and labour to Return unto our never-failing guide, Virtue, contrition, with unfeigned tears, The spots of vice wash'd off, will soon re- store it To the first pureness. Hon. I am disenchanted : Mercy, O mercy, heavens ! \Kneels. Ladis. I am ravish'd With what I have seen and heard. Ferd. Let us descend, And hear the rest below. Eubu. This hath fallen out Beyond my expectation. [They retire. Hon. How have I wander'd Out of the track of piety ! and misled By overweening pride, and flattery Of fawning sycophants, (the bane of great- ness,) Could never meet till now a passenger, That in his charity would set me right, Or stay me in my precipice to ruin. How ill have I retura'd your goodness tome ! The horror, in my thought oft, turns me marble : But if it may be yet prevented Re-enter Ladislaus, Eubulus, Ferdinand, Acanthe, and others, belozv. Osir, What can I do to shew my sorrow, or With what brow ask your pardon ? Ladis. Pray you, rise. Hon. Never, till you forgive me, and re- ceive Unto your love and favour a changed woman : My state and pride turn'd to humility, hence- forth Shall wait on your commands, and my obedience Steer'd only by your will. Ladis. And that will prove A second and a better marriage to me. All is forgotten. Hon. Sir, I must not rise yet, Till, with a free confession of a crime Unknown to you yet, and a following suit, Which thus I beg, be granted. Ladis. I melt with you : 'Tis pardon'd, and confirm'd thus. [Raises her. Hon. Know then, sir, In malice to this good knight's wife, I practised Ubaldo and Ricardo to corrupt her. Bapt. Thence grew the change of the picture. [Aside. Hon. And how far They have prevail'd, I am ignorant : now, if you, sir, For the honour of this good man, may be entreated To travel thither, it being but a day's journey, To fetch them off Ladis. We will put on to-night. Bapt. I, if you please, your harbinger. Ladis. I thank you. Let me embrace you in my arms ; your service Done on the Turk, compared with this,. weighs nothing. Math. I am still your humble creature. Ladis. My true friend. Ferd. And so you are bound to hold him. Eubu. Such a plant Imported to your kingdom, and here grafted, Would yield more fruit than all the idle- weeds That suck up your rain of favour. Ladis. In my will I'll not be wanting. Prepare for our journey. THE PICTURE. In act be my Honoria now, not name, And to all aftertimes preserve thy fame. \_Excuntm ACT V. SCENE I. Bohemia. A Hall in Mathias House. Enter Sophia, Corisca, and Hilario. Soph. Are they then so humble? Hil. Hunger and hard labour Have tamed them, madam ; at the first they bellow'd Like stags ta'en in a toil, and would not work For sullenness ; but when they found, with- out it, There was no eating, and that, to starve to death, Was much against their stomach; by de- grees, Against their wills, they fell to it. Cor is. And now feed on The little pittance you allow, with gladness. Hil. I do remember that they stopp'd their noses At the sight of beef and mutton, as coarse feeding For their fine palates ; but now, their work being ended, They leap at a barley crust, and hold cheese- parings, With a spoonful of pall'd wine pour'd in their water, For festival-exceedings. Coris. When I examine My spinster's work, he trembles like a prentice, And takes a box on the ear, when I spy faults And botches in his labour, as a favour From a curst -mistress. Hil. The other, too, reels well For his time ; and if your ladyship would please To see them for your sport, since they want airing, It would do well, in my judgment ; you shall hear Such a hungry dialogue from them ! Soph. But suppose, When they are out of prison, they should grow Rebellious ? Hil. Never fear't ; I'll undertake To lead them out by the nose with a coarse thread Of the one's spinning, and make the other reel after, And without grumbling ; and when you are weary of Their company, as easily return them. Coris. Dear madam, it will help to drive away Your melancholy. Soph. Well, on this assurance, I am content ; bring them hither. Hil. I will do it In stately equipage. \Exit. Soph. They have confess'd, then, They were set on by the queen, to taint me in My loyalty to my lord ? Coris. 'Twas the main cause, That brought them hither. Soph. I am glad I know it ; And as I have begun, before I end I'll at the height revenge it ; let us step aside, They come : the object's so ridiculous, In spite of my sad thoughts, I cannot but lend A forced smile to grace it. Re-enter Hilario, with Ubaldo spinning, and Ricardo reeling. Hil. Come away : Work as you go, and lose no time, 'tis precious ; You'll find it in your commons. Ric. Commons, call you it ! The word is proper ; I have grazed so long Upon your commons, I am almost starv'd here. Hil. Work harder, and they shall be better'd. Ubald. Better'd! Worser they cannot be : would I might lie Like a dog' under her table, and serve for a footstool, So I might have my belly full of that Her Iceland cur refuses ! Hil. How do you like Your airing? is it not a favour? Ric. Yes ; Just such a one as you use to a brace of greyhounds, When they are led out of their kennels to scumber ; But our case is ten times harder, we have nothing In our bellies to be vented : if you will be An honest yeoman-fewterer, feed us first, And walk us after. Hil. Yeoman-fewterer ! Such another word to your governor, and you go upperless to bed for't. Ubald. Nay, even as you please ; THE PICTURE. The comfortable names of breakfasts, din- ners, Collations, supper, beverage, are words Worn out of our remembrance. Ric. O for the steam Of meat in a cook's shop ! Ubald. I am so dry I have not spittle enough to \vet my fingers When I draw my flax from my distaff. Ric. Nor I strength To raise my hand to the top of my reeler . Oh ! I have the cramp all over me. Hil. What do you think Were best to apply to it? A cramp-stone, as I take it, Were very useful. Ric. Oh ! no more of stones, We have been used too long like hawks already. Ubald. We are not so high in our flesh now to need casting, We will come to an empty fist. Hil. Nay, that you shall not. So ho, birds ! [Holds -up a piece of bread ?\ How the eyasses scratch and scramble ! Take heed of a surfeit, do not cast your gorges ; This is more than I have commission for ; be thankful. Soph. Were all that study the abuse of women, Used thus, the city would not swarm with cuckolds, Nor so many tradesmen break. Coris. Pray you, appear now, And mark the alteration. [Sophia comes forward. Hil. To your work, My lady is in presence ; shew your duties : Exceeding well. Soph. How do your scholars profit ? Hil. Hold up your heads demurely. Prettily, For young beginners. Coris. And will do well in time, If they be kept in awe. Ric. In awe ! I am sure I quake like an aspen leaf. Ubald. No mercy, lady? Ric. Nor intermission ? Soph. Let me see your work : Fie upon't, what a thread's here ! a poor cobler's wife Would make a finer to sew a clown's rent startup ; And here you reel as you were drunk. Ric. I am sure It is not with wine. Soph. O take, heed of wine ; Cold water is far better for your healths, Of which I am very tender : you had foul bodies, And must continue in this physical diet, Till the cause of your disease be ta'en away, For fear of a relapse ; and that is dangerous : Yet I hope already that you are in some Degree recover'd, and that way to resolve me, Answer me truly ; nay, what I propound Concerns both ; nearer : what would you now give, If your means were in your hands, to lie all night With a fresh and handsome lady ? Ubald. How ! a lady ? O, I am past it ; hunger with her razor Hath made me an eunuch. Ric. For a mess of porridge, Well sopp'd with a bunch of radish and a carrot, ! would sell my barony ; but for women, oh ! No more of women ; not a doit for a doxy, After this hungry voyage. Soph. These are truly ood symptoms ; let them not venture too much in the air, Till they are weaker. Ric. This is tyranny. Ubald. Scorn upon scorn. Soph. You were so [n your malicious intents to me, Enter a Servant. And therefore 'tis but justice W T hat's the business ? Serv. My lord's great friend, signior Baptista, madam, Is newly lighted from his horse, with certain Assurance of my lord's arrivM. Soph. How? And stand I trifling here ? Hence with the mongrels To their several kennels ; there let them howl in private ; I'll be no further troubled. [Exeunt Sophia and Servant. Ubald. O that ever I saw this fury ! Ric. Or look'd on a woman But as a prodigy in nature ! Hil. Silence; No more of this. Coris. Methinks you have no cause To repent your being here. Hil. Have you not learnt, When your states are spent, your several trades to live by, And never charge the hospital ? Coris. Work but tightly, 3 i6 THE PICTURE. And we will not use a dish-clout in the house, But of your spinning. Ubald. O, I would this hemp Were turn'd to a halter ! Hil. Will you march ? Ric. A soft one, Good general, I beseech you. Ubald. I can hardly Draw my legs after me. Hil. For a crutch, you may use Your distaff; a good wit makes use of all things. [Exeunt. SCENE II.-- A Room in the same. Enter Sophia and Baptista. Soph. Was he jealous of me ? Bapt. There's no perfect love Without some touch oft, madam. Soph. And my picture, Made by your devilish art, a spy upon My actions ! I ne'er sat to be drawn, Nor had you, sir, commission for't. Bapt. Excuse me ; At his earnest suit I did it. Soph. Very good : Was I grown so cheap in his opinion of me ? Bapt. The prosperous events that crown his fortunes, May qualify the offence. Soph. Good, the events ! The sanctuary fools and madmen fly to, When their rash and desperate undertakings thrive well : But good and wise men are directed by Grave counsels, and with such deliberation Proceed in their affairs, that chance has nothing To do with them : howsoe'er, take the pains, sir, To meet the honour (in the king and queen's Approaches to my house) that breaks upon me; I will expect them with my best of care. Bapt. To entertain such royal guests Soph. I know it ; Leave that to me, sir. [Exit Baptista. What should move the queen, So given to ease and pleasure, as fame speaks her, To such a journey ! or work on my lord, To doubt my loyalty, nay, more, to take, For the resolution of his fears, a course That is by holy writ denied a Christian ? 'Twas impious' in him, and perhaps the wel- come He hopes in my embraces, may deceive [ Trumpets sounded. His expectation. The trumpets speak The king's arrival : help, a woman's wit now, To make him know his fault, and my just anger ! [Exit. SCENE III. A Hall in the Same. A Flourish. Enter Ladislaus, Ferdinand, Eubulus, Mathias, Baptista, Honoria.,and Acanthe, with Attendants. Eubu. Your majesty must b2 weary. Hon. No, my lord, A willing mind makes a hard journey easy. Math. Not Jove, attended on by Hermes, was More welcome to the cottage of Philemon, And his poor Baucis, than your gracious self, Your matchless queen, and all your royal train, Are to your servant and his wife. Ladis. Where is she ? Hon. I long to see her as my now-loved rival. Eubu. And I to have a smack at her ; 'tis a cordial To an old man, better than sack and a toast Before he goes to supper. Math. Ha ! is my house turn'd To a wilderness? norwife nor servants ready, With all rites due to majesty, to receive Such unexpected blessings ! You assured me Of better preparation ; hath not The excess of joy transported her beyond Her understanding ? Bapt. I now parted from her, And gave her your directions. Math. How shall I beg Your majesties' patience ! sure my family's drunk, Or by some witch, in envy of my glory, A dead sleep thrown upon them. Enter Hilario and Servants. Serv. Sir. Math. But that The sacred presence of the king forbids it,. My sword should make a massacre among you. Where is your mistress? Hil. First, you are welcome home, sir: Then know, she says she's sick, sir. There's no notice Taken of my bravery ! [Aside. Math. Sick at such a time ! It cannot be : though she were on her death- bed, And her spirit e'en now departed, here stand they Could call it back again, and in this honour, Give her a second being. Bring me to her ; I know not what to urge, or how to redeem THE PICTURE. 317 This mortgage of her manners. [Exeunt Mathias, Hilario, and Servants. Eubu. There's no climate On the world, I think, where one jade's trick or other Reigns not in women. Fcrd. You were ever bitter Against the sex. Ladis. This is very strange. Hon. Mean women Have their faults, as well as queens. Ladis. O, she appears now. Re-enter Mathias with Sophia ; Hilario following. Math. The injury that you conceive I have done you Dispute hereafter, and in your perverseness Wrong not yourself and me. Soph. I am past my childhood, And need no tutor. Math. This is the great king, To whom I am engaged till death for all I stand possess'd of. Soph. My humble roof is proud, sir, To be the canopy of so much greatness Set ofTwith goodness. Ladis. My own praises flying In such pure air as your sweet breath, fair lady, Cannot but please me. Math. This is the queen of queens, In her magnificence to me. Soph. In my duty I kiss her highness' robe. Hon. You stoop too low To her whose lips would meet with yours. [Kisses her. Soph. Howe'er It may appear preposterous in women, So to encounter, 'tis your pleasure, madam, And not my proud ambition. Do you hear, sir? Without a magical picture, in the touch I find your print of close and wanton kisses On the queen's lips. [Aside to Mathias. Math. Upon your life be silent : And now salute these lords. Soph. Since you will have me, You shall see I am experienced at the game, And can play it tightly. You are a brave man, sir, [To Ferdinand. And do deserve a free and hearty welcome : Be this the prologue to it. [Kisses him. Eubu. An old man's turn Is ever last in kissing. I have lips too, However cold ones, madam. Soph. I will warm them With the fire of mine. [Kisses him. Eubu. And so she has ! I thank you, I shall sleep the better all night for't. Math. You express The boldness of a wanton courtezan, And not a matron's modesty ; take up, Or you are disgraced for ever. [Aside to Soph. Soph. How? with kissing Feelingly, as you taught me? would you have me Turn my cheek to them, as proud ladies use To their inferiors, as if they intended Some business should be whisper'd in their ear, And not a salutation ? what I do, I will do freely ; now I am in the humour, I'll fly at all : are there any more ? Math. Forbear, Or you will raise my anger to a height That will descend in fury. Soph. Why ? you know How to resolve yourself what my intents are, By the help of Mephostophilus, and your picture : Pray you, look upon't again. I humbly thank The queen's great care of me while you were absent. She knew how tedious 'twas for a young wife, And being for that time a kind of widow, To pass away her melancholy hours Without good company, and in charity, therefore, Provided for me : out of her own store, She cull'd-the lords Ubaldo and Ricardo, Two principal courtiers for ladies' service, To do me all good offices ; and as such Employ'd by her, I hope I have received And entertain'd them ; nor shall they depart, Without the effect arising from the cause That brought them hither. Math. Thou dost belie thyself : I know that in my absence thou wert honest, However now turn'd monster. Soph. The truth is, We did not deal, like you, in speculations On cheating pictures ; we knew shadows were No substances, and actual performance The best assurance. I will bring them hither, To make good in this presence so much for me. Some minutes space I beg your majesties' pardon. You are moved now : champ upon this bit a little, THE PICTURE. Anon you shall have another. Wait me, Hilario. [Exeunt Sophia and Hilario. Lad is. How now ? turn'd statue, sir ! Math. Fly, and fly quickly, From this cursed habitation, or this Gorgon Will make you all as I am. In her tongue Millions of adders hiss, and every hair Upon her wicked head a snake more dreadful, Than that Tisiphone threw on Athamas, Which in his madness forced him to dis- member His proper issue. O that ever I Reposed my trust in magick, or believed Impossibilities ! or that charms had power To sink and search into the bottomless hell Of a false woman's heart ! Eubn. These are the fruits Of marriage ! an old bachelor as I am, And, what's more, will continue so, is not troubled With these fine vagaries. Ferd. Till you are resolv'd, sir, Forsake not hope. Bap. Upon my life, this is Dissimulation. Ladis. And it suits not with Your fortitude and wisdom, to be thus Transported with your passion. Hon. You were once Deceived in me, sir, as I was in you ; Yet the deceit pleased both. Math. She hath confess'd all ; What further proof should I ask ? Hon. Yet remember The distance that is interposed between A woman's tongue and her heart ; and you must grant, You build upon no certainties. ' Re-enter Sophia, Corisca, and Hilario, with Ubaldo and Ricardo in rags, and spinning and reeling, as before. Eubu. What have we here? Soph. You must come on, and shew your- selves. Ubald. The king ! Ric. And queen too ! would I were as far under the earth As I am above it ! Ubald. Some poet will, From this relation, or in verse or prose, Or both together blended, render us Ridiculous to all ages. Ladis. I remember This face, when it was in a better plight : Are not you Ricardo ? Hon. And this thing, I take it, Was once Ubaldo. Ubald. I am now I know not what. Ric. We thank your majesty for employ- ing us To this subtle Circe. Eubu. How, my lord ! turn'd spinster ! Do you work by the day, or the great ? Ferd. Is your theorbo Turn'd to a distaff, signior ? and your voice, With which you chanted, Room for a lusty gallant! Tuned to the note of Lachrynuz ? Eubu. Prithee tell me, For I know thou'rt free, how oft, and to the purpose, You've been merry with this lady. Ric. Never, never. Ladis. Howsoever, you should say so for your credit, Being the only court-bull. Ubald. O, that ever I saw this kicking heifer ! Soph. You see, madam, How I have cured your servants, and what favours, They, with their rampant valour, have won from me. You may, as they are physic'd, I presume, Trust a fair virgin with them ; they have learn'd Their several trades to live by, and paid nothing But cold and hunger for them ; and may now- Set up for themselves, for here I give then* over. And now to you, sir ; why do you not again. Peruse your picture, and take the advice Of your learned consort ? these are the men,. or none, That make you, as the Italian says, a becco. Math. I know not which way to entreat your pardon, Nor am I worthy of it. My Sophia, My best Sophia, here before the king, The queen, these lords, and all the lookers on;. I do renounce my error, and embrace you, As the great example to all aftertimes, For such as would die chaste and noble wives,. With reverence to imitate. Soph. Not so, sir ; I yet hold off. However I have purged My doubted innocence, the foul aspersions, In your unmanly doubts, cast on my honour,. Cannot so soon be wash'd oft". Eubu. Shall we have More jiggobobs yet ! Soph. When you went to the wars, I set no spy upon you, to observe Which way you wander'd, though our sex by- nature THE PICTURE. Is subject to suspicions and fears ; My confidence in your loyalty freed me from them. But, to deal, as you did, against your re- ligion, With this enchanter, to survey my actions, Was more than woman's weakness ; therefore know, And 'tis my boon unto the king, I do Desire a separation from your bed ; For I will spend the remnant of my life In prayer and meditation. Math. O take pity Upon my weak condition, or I am More wretched in your innocence, than if I had found you guilty. Have you shewn a jewel Out of the cabinet of your rich mind, To lock it up again ? She turns away. Will none speak for me ? shame and sin have robb'd me Of the use of my tongue. Lad is. Since you have conquer'd, madam, You wrong the glory of your victory, If you use it not with mercy. Ferd. Any penance You please to impose upon him, I dare warrant He will gladly suffer. Eubu. Have I lived to see But one good woman, and shall we for a trifle, Have her turn nun ? I will first pull down the cloister. To the old sport again, with a good luck to you ! Tis not alone enough that you are good, We must have some of the breed of you : will you destroy The kind and race of goodness ? I am con- verted, And ask your pardon, madam, for my ill opinion Against the sex ; and shew me but two such more, I'll marry yet, and love them. Hon. She that yet Ne'er knew what 'twas to bend but to the- king, Thus begs remission for him. Soph. O, dear madam, Wrong not your greatness so. Omnes. We are all suitors. Ubald. I do deserve to be heard among the rest. Ric. And we have suffer'd for it. Soph. I perceive There's no resistance : but, suppose I pardon What's past, who can secure me he'll be free From jealousy hereafter ? Math. I will be My own security ; go, ride, where you please ; Feast, revel, banquet, and make choice with whom, I'll set no watch upon you ; and, for proof. of it, This cursed picture I surrender up To a consuming fire. Bapt. As I abjure The practice of my art. Soph. Upon these terms I am reconciled ; and, for these that have- paid The price of their folly, I desire your mercy. Ladis. At your request they have it. Ubald. Hang all trades now ! Ric. I will find a new one, and that is, to* live honest. Hil. These are my fees. Ubald. Pray you, take them, with a mis- chief ! Ladis. So, all ends in peace now. And, to all married men, be this a caution, Which they should duly tender as their life,.. Neither to dote too much, nor doubt a wife. \Exeunt. The Emperor of the East PROLOGUE AT THE BLACKFRIARS. But that imperious custom warrants it, Our author with much willingness would omit This preface to his new work. He hath found, (And suffer d for t, ) many are apt to wound His credit in this kind : and, whether he Express himsef fearful, or peremptory, He cannot 'scape their censures who delight To misapply whatever he shall write. ' Tis his hard fate. And though he will not sue, Or basely beg such suffrages, yet, to you, free and ingenious spirits, he doth now, In me, present his service, with his vow, He hath done his best : and, though he cannot glory In his invention, (this work being a story Of reverend antiquity,) he doth hope In the proportion uf it, and the scope, You may observe some pieces drawn like one Of a stedfast hand ; and, with the whiter stone. To be marked in your fair censures. More than t/i I am forbid to promise, and it is With the most till you confirm it : since ive know \Vhate' er the shaft be, archer, or the bow From which 'tis sent, it cannot hit the white. Unless your approbation guide it right. PROLOGUE AT COURT. As ever, sir, you lent a gracious ear To oppress' d innocence, now voiichsafe to hear A short petition. At your feet, in me, The poet kneels, and to your majesty Appeals for justice. What we now present, \Vhenfirst conceived, in his vote and intent, Was sacred to your pleasure ; in each part, With his best of fancy, judgment, language, art, Fashion d and form d so, as might well, and may Deserve a welcome, and no vulgar way. He durst not, sir, at such a solemn feast, Lard his grave matter with one scurrilous jest; But labour d that no passage might appear, But what the queen without a blush might hear: And yet this poor work suffered by the rage And envy of some Catos of the stage: Yet still he hopes this Play, which then was seen With sore eyes, and condemn d out of their spleen, May be by you, the supreme judge, set free, And raised above the reach of calumny* THE EMPEROR OF THE EAST. 32* DRAMATIS PERSONS. Theodosius the younger, the emperor. Paulinus, a. kinsman to the emperor. Philanax, captain of the guard. emperors cham- Gratianus, Cleon, a traveller, friend to Paulinus. Patriarch. Informer. Projector. Master of the Habits and Manners. Minion of the Suburbs. Coiintryman. Surgeon. Empiric. Pulcheria, the protectress, sister to the em- peror. Athenais, a strange "virgin, aftei wards em- press, and named Eudocia. F^acdlfa, } the y un S sist ^ rs of the emperor. Officers, Suitors, Attendants, Guards, Huntsman, Executioners, Servants, &c.- SCENE, Constantinople. CT I. SCENE I. A Room in the Palace. Enter Paulinus and Cleon. Paul. In your six years' travel, friend, no doubt, you have met with Many and rare adventures, and observed The wonders of each climate, varying in The manners and the men ; and so return, For the future service of your prince and country, In your understanding better'd. Cle. Sir, I have made of it The best use in my power, and hope my gleanings After the full crop others reap'd before me, Shall not, when I am call'd on, altogether Appear unprofitable : yet I left The miracle of miracles in our age At home behind me ; every where abroad, Fame, with a true though prodigal voice, deliver'd Such wonders of Pulcheria, the princess, To the amazement, nay, astonishment rather, Of such as heard it, that I found not one, In all the states and kingdoms that I pass'd through, Worthy to be her second. Paul. She, indeed, is A perfect phoenix, and disdains a rival. Her infant years, as you know, promised much, But, grown to ripeness, she transcends, and makes Credulity her debtor. I will tell you, In my blunt way, to entertain the time, Until you have the happiness to see her, How in your absence she hath borne herself, And with all possible brevity ; though the subject Is such a spacious field, as would require An abstract of the purest eloquence (Derived from the most famous orators The nurse of learning, Athens, shew'd the world) In that man, that should undertake to be Her true historian. Cle. In this you shall do me A special favour. Paul. Since Arcadius' death, Our late great master, the protection of The prince, his son, the second Theodosius, By a general vote and suffrage of the people, Was to her charge assign'd, with the dis- posure Of his so many kingdoms. For his person,. She hath so train'd him up in all those arts That are both great and good, and to ber \ wish'd In an imperial monarch, that the mother Of the Gracchi, grave Cornelia, Rome still boasts of, The wise Pulcheria but named, must be No more remember'd. She, by her example, Hath made the court a kind of academy, In which true honour is both learn'd and practised : Her private lodgings a chaste nunnery, In which her sisters, as probationers, hear From her, their sovereign abbess, all the precepts Read in the school of virtue. Cle. You amaze me. Paul. I shall, ere I conclude ; for here the wonder Begins, not ends. Her soul is so immense, And her strong faculties so apprehensive, To search into the depth of deep designs, And of all natures, that the burthen, which To many men were insupportable, To her is but a gentle exercise, Made, by the frequent use, familiar to her.. 3 22 THE EMPEROR Ot 1 THE EAST. Clc. With your good favour, let me in- terrupt you. Being, as she is, in every part so perfect, Methinks that all kings 'of our eastern world Should become rivals for her. Paul. So they have ; j But to no purpose. She, that kno\vs her strength To rule and govern monarchs, scorns to wear On her free neck the servile yoke of mar- riage ; And for one loose desire, envy itself Dares not presume to taint her. Venus' son Is blind indeed when he but gazes on her ; Her chastity being a rock of diamonds, With which encounter'd, his shafts fly in splinters ; His flaming iorches in the living spring Of her perfections quench'd : and, to crown i She's so impartial when she sits upon The high tribunal, neither sway'd with pity, Nor awed by fear, beyond her equal scale, That 'tis not superstition to believe Astrea once more lives upon the earth, Pulcheria's breast her temple. Cle. You have given her An admirable character. Paul. She deserves it : And, such is the commanding power of virtue, That from her vicious enemies it compels Paeans of praise, as a due tribute to her. [Loud music. Cle. What means this solemn music ? Paul. Sir, it ushers The emperor's morning meditation, In which Pulcheria is more than assistant. 'Tis worth your observation, and you may Collect from her expense of time this day, -How her hours, for many years, have been disposed of. 'Cle. I am all eyes and ears. after a strain of solemn music, Philanax, Timantus, Patriarch, Theo- dosius, Pulcheria, Flaccilla, and Arcadia; followed by Chrysapius and Gratianus ; "Servants, and Officers. PuL Your patience, sir. Let those corrupted ministers of the court, AVhich you complain of, our devotions ended, Be cited to appear : for the ambassadors Who are importunate to have audience, From me you may assure them, that to- morrow They shall in public kiss the emperor's robe, And we in private, with our soonest leisure, Will give them hearing. Have you especial j care too, That free access be granted unto all Petitioners. The morning wears. Pray you, on, sir ; Time lost is ne'er recover'd. {Exeunt all but Paulinus and Cleon. ' Paul. Did you note The majesty she appears in ? Cle. Yes, my good lord ; I was ravish'd with it. Paul. And then, with what speed She orders her dispatches, not one daring To interpose ; the emperor himself, Without reply, putting in act whatever She pleased to impose upon him. Cle. Yet there were some, That in their sullen looks, rather confess 'd A forced constraint to serve her, than a will To be at her devotion ; what are they ? Paul. Eunuchs of the emperor's cham- ber, that repine The globe and awful sceptre should give place Unto the distaff ; for, as such, they whisper A woman's government, but dare not yet Express themselves. Cle. From whence are the ambassadors To whom she promised audience? Paul. They are Employ 'd by divers princes, who desire Alliance with our emperor, whose years now, As you see, write him man. One would advance A daughter to the honour of his bed ; A second, his fair sister : to instruct you In the particulars would ask longer time Than my own designs give way to. I have letters From special friends of mine, that to my care Commend a stranger virgin, whom this morning I purpose to present before the princess : If you please, you may accompany me. Cle. I'll wait on you. \Exeunt. SCENE II. Another Room in the same. Enter the Informer, -with Officers bringing in //^Projector, the Minion of the Suburbs, and the Master of the Habit and Manners. Infor. Why should you droop, or hang your working heads ? No danger is meant to you ; pray bear up : For aught I know, you are cited to receive Preferment due to your merits. Pro/. Very likely : In all the projects I have read and practised, I never found one man compell'd to come, Belore the seat of justice, under guard, To receive honour. THE EMPEROR OF THE EAST. 323 Infor. No ! it may be, you are j The first example. Men of qualities, ! As I have deliver'd you to the protectress, ! Who knows how to advance them, cannot conceive A fitter place to have their virtues publish 'd, Than in open court. Could you hope that the princess, Knowing your precious merits, will reward them In a private corner ? No ; you know not yet How you may be exalted. Min. To the gallows. Itifor. Fie ! Nor yet depress'd to the galleys ; in your names You carry no such crimes : your specious titles Cannot but take her : President of the Pro- jectors ! What a noise it makes ! The Master of the Habit ! How proud would some one country be that I know, To be your first pupil ! Minion of the Suburbs, And now and then admitted to the court, And honour 'd with the style of Squire of Dames ! What hurt is in it ! One thing I must tell you, As I am the state-scout, you may think me an informer. J/tfj/. They are synonyma. Infor. Conceal nothing from her Of your good parts, 'twill be the better for you ; Or if you should, it matters not ; she can conjure, And I am her ubiquitary spirit, Bound to obey her : you have my instruc- tions ; Stand by, here's better company. Enter Paulinus, Cleon, and. Athenais, -with a petition. A then. Can I hope, sir, Oppressed innocence shall find protection And justice among strangers, when my brothers, Brothers of one womb, by one sire begotten, Trample on my afflictions ? Paul. Forget them, Remembering those may help you. At/ten. They have robb'd me Of all means to prefer my just complaint, With any promising hope to gain a hearing, Much less redress : petitions not sweetened | With gold, are but unsavory, oft refused ; j Or, if received, are pocketed, not read. A suitor's swelling tears, by the glowing beams Of choleric authority are dried up Before they fall, or, if seen, never pitied. What will become of a forsaken maid ! My flattering hopes are too weak to encounter With my strong enemy, despair, and 'tis In vain to oppose her. Cle. Cheer her up ; she faints, sir. Paul. This argues weakness ; though , your brothers were Cruel beyond expression, and the judges That sentenced you, corrupt, you shall find ; here One of your own fair sex to do you right ; Whose beams of justice, like the sun, extend ' Their light and heat to strangers, and are not ! Municipal or confined. Athen. Pray you, do not feed me With airy hopes : unless you can assure me The great Puicheria will descend to hear My miserable story, it were better I died without the trouble. Paul. She is bound to it By the surest chain, her natural inclination To help the afflicted ; nor shall long delays, More terrible to miserable suitors Than quick denials, grieve you. Dry your | fair eyes. This room will instantly be sanctified With her bless'd presence ; to her ready hand | Present your grievances, and rest assured You. shall depart contented. Athen. You breathe in me A second life. Infor. Will your lordship please to hear \ Your servant a few words ? Paul. Away, you rascal ! Did I ever keep such servants ? Infor. If your honesty- Would give you leave, it would be for your profit. Paul. To make use of an informer ! tell me, in what Can you advantage me ? Infor. In the first tender Of a fresh suit never begg'd yet. Paul. What's your suit, sir ? Infor. Tis feasible : here are three ar- rant knaves Discovered by my art. Paul. And thou the archknave : The great devour the less. Infor. And with good reason ; I must eat one a month, I cannot live else. Paul. A notable cannibal ! but should I hear thee, In what do your knaves concern me ? Infor. In the begging Of their estates. PauL Before they are condemn'd 324 THE EMPEROR OF THE EAST. Infor. Yes, or arraign'd : your lordship may speak too late else. They are your own, and I will be content With the fifth part of a share. Paul. Hence, rogue ! Infor. Such rogues In this kind will be heard and cherish "d too. Fool that I was, to offer such a bargain To a spiced-conscience chapman ! but I care not ; What he disdains to taste, others will swal- low. Loud Music. Enter Theodosius, Pulcheria, Arcadia, Flaccilla, Patriarch, Philanax, Timantus, Chrysapius, Gratianus, and Attendants. Cle. They are return'd from the temple. Paul. See, she appears ; What think you now ? At/ten. A cunning painter thus, Her veil ta'en off, and awful sword and balance Laid by, would picture Justice. Pul. When you please, You may intend those royal exercises Suiting your birth and greatness : I will bear The burthen of your cares, and, having purged The body of your empire of ill humours, Upon my knees surrender it. Chry. Will you ever Be awed thus like a boy? Grat. And kiss the rod Of a proud mistress ? Tim. Be what you were born, sir. Phil. Obedience and majesty never lodged In the same inn. Theod. No more ; he never learn'd The right way to command, that stopp'd his ears To wise directions. Pul. Read o'er the papers I left upon my cabinet, two hours hence I will examine you. Flac. We spend our time well ! Nothing but praying and poring on a book. It ill agrees with my constitution, sister. Arcad. Would I had been born some masquing-lady's woman, Only to see strange sights, rather than live thus! Flac. We are gone, forsooth ; there is no remedy, sister. [Exeunt Arcadia and Flaccilla. Grat. What hath his eye found out? Tim. 'Tis fix'd upon That stranger lady. Chry. I am glad yet, that He dares look on a woman. [All this time the Informer is kneeling to Pulcheria, and delivering papers. Thco. Philanax, What is that comely stranger ? Phil. A petitioner. Chry. Will you hear her case, and dis- patch her in your chamber? I'll undertake to bring her. Theo. Bring me to Some place where I may look on her de- meanor : 'Tis a lovely creature ! Chry. There's some hope in this yet. {Flourish. Exeunt Theodosius, Pa- triarch, Philanax, Timantus, Chrysa- pius, and Gratianus. Pul. No ; you have done your parts. Paul. Now opportunity courts you, Prefer your suit. Athcn. [Kneeling.'] As low as misery Can fall, for proof of my humility, A poor distressed virgin bows her head, And lays hold on your goodness, the last altar Calamity can fly to for protection. Great minds erect their never-falling trophies On the firm base of mercy ; but to triumph Over a suppliant, by proud fortune captived, Argues a bastard conquest : 'tis to you I speak, to you, the fair and just Pulcheria, The wonder of the age, your sex's honour ; And as such , deign to hear me. As you have A soul moulded from heaven, and do desire To have it made a star there, make the means Of your ascent to that celestial height Virtue, wing'd with brave action: they draw near The nature and the essence of the gods, Who imitate their goodness. Pul. If you were A subject of the empire, which your habit In every part denies Athen. O, fly not to Such an evasion ! whate'er I am, Being a woman, in humanity You are bound to right me. Though the difference Of my religion may seem to exclude me From your defence, which you would have confined ; The moral virtue, which is general, Must know no limits. By these blessed feet, That pace the paths of equity, and tread boldly On the stiff neck of tyrannous oppression, By these tears by which I bathe them, I conjure you With pity to look on me ! Pul. Pray you, rise ; THE EMPEROR OF THE EAST. 325 And, as you rise, receive this comfort from me. Beauty, set off with such sweet language, never Can want an advocate ; and you must bring More than a guilty cause if you prevail not. Some business, long since thought upon, dispatch'd, You shall have hearing, and, as far as justice Will warrant me, my best aids. A then. I do desire No stronger guard ; my equity needs no favour. [ Walks aside. Pul. Are these the men ? Proj. We were, an't like your highness, The men, the men of eminence and mark, And may continue so, if it please your grace. Mast. This speech was well projected. Pul. Does your conscience, I will begin with you, whisper unto you What here you stand accused of? Are you named The President of Projectors ? Infor. Justify it, man, And tell her in what thou'rt useful. Proj. That is apparent ; And if you please, ask some about the court, And they will tell you, to my rare inventions They owe their bravery, perhaps means to purchase, And cannot live without me. I, alas ! Lend out my labouring brains to use, and sometimes For a drachma in the pound, the more the pity I am all patience, and endure the curses Of many, for the profit of one patron. Pul. I do conceive the rest. What is the second? Infor. The Minion of the Suburbs. Pnl What hath he To do in Constantinople ? Min. I steal in now and then, As I am thought useful ; marry, there I am call'd The Squire of Dames, or Servant of the Sex, And by the allowance of some sportful ladies, Honour 'd with that title. Pul. Spare your character, You are here decipher'd : stand by with your compeer. What is the third? a creature I ne'er heard of : The Master of the Manners and the Habit ! You have a double office. Mast. In my actions I make both good ; for by my theorems Which your polite and terser gallants practise, I re-refine the court, and civilize Their barbarous natures. I have in a table, With curious punctuality set down, To a hair's breadth, how low a new-stamp'd courtier May vail to a country gentleman, and by Gradation, to his merchant, mercer, draper, His linen-man, and tailor. Pul. Pray you, discover, This hidden mystery. Mast. If the foresaid courtier (As it may chance sometimes) find not his name Writ in the citizens' books, with a state hum He may salute them after three days wait- ing; But, if he owe them money, that he may Preserve his credit, let him in policy never Appoint a day of payment, so they may hope still : But, if he be to take up more, his page May attend them at the gate, and usher them Into his cellar, and when they are warm'd with wine, Conduct them to his bedchamber ; and though then He be under his barber's hands, as soon as seen, He must start up to embrace them, vail thus low ; Nay, though he call them cousins, 'tis the better, His dignity no way wrong'd in't. Paul. Here's a fine knave ! Pul. Does this rule hold without excep- tion, sirrah, For courtiers in general ? Mast. No, dear madam, For one of the last edition ; and for him I have composed a dictionary, in which He is instructed, how, when, and to whom, To be proud or humble ; at what times of the year He may do a good deed for itself, and that is Writ in dominical letters ; all days else Are his own, and of those days the several hours Mark'd out, and to what use. Pul. Shew us your method ; I am strangely taken with it. Mast. 'Twill deserve A pension, I hope. First, a strong cullis In his bed, to heighten appetite ; shuttle- cock, To keep him in breath when he rises; tennis courts Are chargeable, and the riding of great horses Too boisterous for my young courtier : let the old ones I think not of, use it ; next, his meditation 326 THE EMPEROR OF THE EAST. How to court his mistress, and that he may seem witty, Let him be furnish'd with confederate jests Between him and his friend, that, on occa- sion, They may vent them mutually: what his pace and garb Must be in the presence, then the length of his sword, The fashion of the hilt what the blade is It matters not, 'twere barbarism to use it. Unless to shewhis strength upon an andiron ; So, the sooner broke the better. Pul. How I abuse This precious time ! Projector, I treat first Of you and your disciples ; you roar out, All is the king's, his will above his laws ; And that fit tributes are too gentle yokes For his poor subjects : whispering in his ear, If he would have their fear, no man should dare To bring a salad from his country garden. Without the paying gabel ; kill a' hen, Without excise : and that if he desire To have his children or his servants w r ear Their heads upon their shoulders, you affirm In policy 'tis fit the owner should Pay for "them by the poll ; or, if the prince want A present sum, he may command a city Impossibilities, and for non-performance, Compel it to submit to any fine His officers shall impose. Is this the way To make our emperor happy? can the groans Of his subjects yield him music? must his thresholds Be wash 'd with widows and wrong'cl orphans' tears, Or his power grow contemptible ? Proj. I begin To feel myself a rogue again. Put. But you* are The squire of dames, devoted to the service Of gamesome ladies, the hidden mystery Discover 'd, their close bawd, thy slavish breath Fanning the fires of lust ; the go-between This female and that wanton sir ; your art Can blind a jealous husband, and, disguised Like a milliner or shoemaker, convey A letter in a pantofle or glove, Without suspicion, nay, at his table, In a case of picktooths ; you instruct them how To parley with their eyes, and make the temple A mart of looseness : to discover all Your subtile brokages, were to teach in public Those private practices which are, in justice, Severely to be punish 'd. Min. I am cast : A jury of my patronesses cannot quit me. Put. You are master of the manners and the habit ; Rather the scorn of such as would live men, And not, like apes, with servile imitation Study prodigious fashions. You keep Intelligence abroad, that may instruct Our giddy youth at home what new-found fashion Is no\v in use, swearing he's most complete That first turns monster. Know, villains, | I can thrust This arm into your hearts, strip off the flesh ; That covers your deformities, and shew you In your own nakedness. Now, though the : law Call not your follies death, you are for ever ' Banish'd my brother's court. Away with [ them ; I will hear no reply. \Exeunt Informer, and Officers with the Projector, Minion of the Suburbs, and Master of the Habit and Manners. Athenais comes forward. Enter above, Theodosius, Philanax, Timan- tus, Chrysapius, and Gratianus. Paul. What think you now ? Cle. That I am in a dream ; or that I see A second Pallas. Pul. These removed, to you I clear my brow. Speak without fear, sweet maid, Since, with a mild aspect, and ready ear^ I sit prepared to hear you. A then. Know, great princess, My father, though a pagan, was admired For his deep search into those hidden studies, Whose knowledge is denied to common men : The motion, with the divers operations Of the superior bodies, by his long And careful observation were made Familiar to him ; all the secret virtues Of plants and simples, and in what degree They were useful to mankind, he could dis- course of : In a word, conceive him as a prophet honour 'd In his own country. But being born a man, It lay not in him to defer the hour Of his approaching death, though long fore- told : In this so fatal hour he call'd before him His two sons and myself, the dearest pledges Lent him by nature, and with his right hand Blessing our several heads, he thus began. Chrv. Mark his attention. THE EMPEROR OF THE EAST. 327 Phil. Give me leave to mark too. Athen. If I could leave my understanding to you ' It were superfluous to make division. Of whatsoever ehe I can bequeath you: But, to avoid contention I allot An equal portion of mv possessions To you, my sons; but unto thee, my daughter, My joy, my darling, (pardon me, though I Repeat his words,) if my prophetic soul, Ready to take her flight, can truly guess at Thy future fate, I leave the strange as- surance Of the greatness thou art born to, unto which Thy brothers shall be proud to pay their service : Paul. And all men else, that honour beauty. Theo. Umph ! Athen. Yet to prepare thccfor that certain fortune, And that I may from present wants defend thee, I leave ten thousand crcnvns : which said, being call'd To the fellowship of our deities, he expired, And with him all remembrance of the charge Concerning me, left by him to my brothers. Pul. Did they detain your legacy ? Athen. And still do. His ashes were scarce quiet in his urn, When, in derision of my future greatness, They thrust me out of doors, denying me One short night's harbour. Pul. Weep not. Athen. I desire, By your persuasion, or commanding power, The restitution of mine own ; or that, To keep my frailty from temptation, In your compassion of me, you would please, I, as an handmaid, may be entertain'd To do the meanest offices to all such As are honour'd in your service. Pul. Thou art welcome. j What is thy name? Athen. The forlorn Athenais. Pul. The sweetness of thy innocence strangely takes me. [Takes her up and kisses her. Forget thy brothers wrongs ; for I will be In my care a mother, in my love a sister to thee ; And, were it possible thou couldst be won To be of our belief Paul. May it please your excellence, That is an easy task ; I, though no scholar, Dare undertake it ; clear truth cannot want Rhetorical persuasions. Pul. Tis a work, My lord, will well become you. Break up the court : May your endeavours prosper ! Paul. Come, my fair one ; I hope, my convert. Athen. Never : I will die As I was born, Paul. Better you ne'er had been. \Exeunf* Phil. What does your majesty think of? the maid's gone. Theo. She's wondrous fair, and in her speech appear'd Pieces of scholarship. Chry. Make use of her learning And beauty together ; on my life she will be proud To be so converted. Theo. From foul lust heaven guard me ! ACT II. SCENE I. A Room in the Palace. Enter Philanax, Timantus, Chrysapius, and Gratianus. Phil. We only talk, when we should do, Tim. I'll second you ; Begin, and when you please. Graf. Be constant in it. Chry. That resolution which grows cold to-day, Will freeze to-morrow. Graf. 'Slight ! I think she'll keep him Her ward for ever, to herself engrossing The disposition of all the favours And bounties of the empire. Chry. We, that, by The nearness of our service to his person, Should raise this man, or pull down that .without Her license hardly dare prefer a suit, Or if \ye do, 'tis cross'd. Phil. You are troubled for Your proper ends ; my aims are high and honest, The wrong that's done to majesty I repine at : I love the emperor, and 'tis my ambition To have him know himself, and to that purpose I'll run the hazard of a check. Grat. And I The loss of my place. Tim. I will not come behind, Fall what can fall. Chry. Let us put on sad aspects, To draw him on ; charge home, we'll fetch you off, Or lie dead by you. 328 THE EMPEROR OF THE EAST. Enter Theodosius. Theo. How's this? clouds in the chamber, And the air clear abroad ! Phil. When you, our sun, Obscure your glorious beams, poor we that borrow -Our little light from you, cannot but suffer A general eclipse. Tim. Great sir, 'tis true ; For, till you please to know and be yourself, And freely dare dispose of what's your own, Without a warrant, we are falling'meteors, And not fix'd stars. Chry. The pale-faced moon, that should Govern the night, usurps the rule of day, And still is at the full in spite of nature, And will not know a change. Theo. Speak you in riddles ? I am no CEdipus, but your emperor, \ And as such would be instructed. Phil. Your command \ .Shall be obey'd : till now, I never heard you 1 Speak like yourself ; and may that Power, by which ; You are so, strike me dead, if what I shall : Deliver as a faithful subject to you, I Hath root or growth from malice, or base envy Of your sister's greatness ! I could honour in her A power subordinate to yours ; but not, As 'tis, predominant. Tim. Is it fit that she, In her birth your vassal, should command the knees Of such as should not bow but to yourself? Graf. She with security walks upon the heads .Of the nobility ; the multitude, As to a deity, offering sacrifice For her grace and favour. Chry. Her proud feet even wearied With the kisses of petitioners. Grat. While you, To whom alone such reverence is proper, Pass unregarded by. Tim. You have not yet, Been master of one hour of your whole life. Chry. Your will and faculties kept in more awe Than she can do her own. Phil. And as a bondman, (O let my zeal find grace, and pardon from you, That I descend so low,) you are design 'd To this or that employment, suiting well A private man, I grant, but not a prince. To be a perfect horseman, or to know The words of the chase, or a fair man of arms, Or to be able to pierce to the depth, Or write a comment on the obscurest poets, I grant are ornaments ; but your main scope Should be to govern men, to guard your own, If not enlarge your empire. Chry. You are built up By the curious hand of nature, to revive The memory of Alexander, or by A prosperous success in your brave actions, To rival Caesar. Tim. Rouse yourself, and let not Your pleasures be a copy of her will. Phil. Your pupilage is past, and manly actions Are now expected from you. Grat. Do not lose Your subjects' hearts. Tim. What is't to have the means To be magnificent, and not exercise The boundless virtue ? Grat. You confine yourself To that which strict philosophy allows of, As if you were a private man. Tim. No pomp Or glorious shows of royalty rendering it Both loved and terrible. Grat. 'Slight ! you live, as it Begets some doubt', whether you have, or not, The abilities of a man. Chry. The firmament Hath not more stars than there are several beauties Ambitious, at the height, to impart their dear And sweetest favours to you. Grat. Yet you have not Made choice of one, of all the sex, to serve you, In a physical way of courtship. Theo. But that I would not Begin the expression of my being a man, In blood, or stain the first white robe I wear Of absolute power, with a servile imitation Of any tyrannous habit, my just anger Prompts me to make you, in your sufferings, feel, And not in words to instruct you, that the license Of the loose and saucy language you now practised Hath forfeited your heads. Grat. How's this ! Phil. I know not What the play may prove, but I assure you that I do not like the prologue. THE EMPEROR OF THE EAST. 329 Theo. O the miserable Condition of a prince ; who, though he vary More shapes than Proteus, in his mind and manners He cannot win an universal suffrage From the many-headed monster, multitude ! Like ^Esop's foolish frogs, they trample on him As a senseless block, if his government be easy ; And, if he prove a stork, they croak and rail Against him as a tyrant. I will put off That majesty, of which you think I have Nor use nor feeling ; and in arguing with you, Convince you with strong proofs of common reason, And not with absolute power, against which, wretches, You are not to dispute. Dare you, that are My creatures, by my prodigal favours fashion'd, Presuming on the nearness of your service, Set off with my familiar acceptance, Condemn my obsequiousness to the wise directions Of an incomparable sister, whom all parts Of our world, that are made happy in the knowledge Of her perfections, with wonder gaze on ? And yet you, that were only born to eat The blessings of our mother earth, that are Distant but one degree from beasts, (since slaves Can claim no larger privilege,) that know No further than your sensual appetites, Or wanton lusts, have taught you, undertake To give your sovereign laws to follow that Your ignorance marks out to him ! [ Walks by. Graf. How were we Abused in our opinion of his temper ! Phil. We had forgot 'tis found in holy writ, That kings' hearts are inscrutable. Tim. I ne'er read it ; My study lies not that way. Phil. By his looks, The tempest still increases. Theo. Am I grown So stupid, in your judgments, that you dare, With such security, offer violence To sacred majesty ? will you not know The lion is a lion, though he shew not His rending paws, or fill the affrighted air 'With the thunder of his roarings ? You bless'd saints, How am I trenched on ! Is that temperance So famous in your cited Alexander, Or Roman Scipio, a crime in me ? Cannot I be an emperor, unless Your wives and daughters bow to my proud lusts ? And, 'cause I ravish not their fairest build- . ings And fruitful vineyards, or what is dearest, From such as are my vassals, must you con- clude I do not know the awful power and strength Of my prerogative ? Am I close-handed, Because I scatter not among you that I must not call mine own ? know you, court- leeches, A prince is never so magnificent As when he's sparing to enrich a few With the injuries of many. Could your hopes So grossly flatter you, as to believe I was born and train'd up as an emperor, only In my indulgence to give sanctuary, In their unjust proceedings, to the rapine And avarice of my grooms? Phil. In the true mirror Of your perfections, at length we see Our own deformities. Tim. And not once daring To look upon that majesty we now slight- ed Chry. With our faces thus glued to the earth, we beg Your gracious pardon. Grat. Offering our necks To be trod on, as a punishment for our late Presumption, and a willing testimony Of our subjection. Theo. Deserve our mercy In your better life hereafter ; you shall find, Though, in my father's life, I held it mad- ness To usurp his power, and in my youth dis- dain'd not To learn from the instructions of my sister, I'll make it good to all the world I am An emperor ; and even this instant grasp The sceptre, my rich stock of majesty Entire, no scruple wasted. Phil. If these tears I drop proceed not from my joy to hear this, May my eyeballs follow them ! Tim. I will shew myself, By your sudden metamorphosis, transform'd From what I was. Grat. And ne'er presume to ask What fits not you to give. Theo. Move in that sphere, And my light with full beams shall shine upon you. 330 THE EMPEROR OF THE EAST. Forbear this slavish courtship, 'tis to me In a kind idolatrous. Phil. Your gracious sister. Enter Pulcheria and Servant. Pul. Has he converted her ? Sen'. And, as such, will Present her, when you please. Pul. I am glad of it. Command my dresser to adorn her with The robes that I gave order for. Setv. I shall. Pul. And let those precious jewels T took last Out of my cabinet, if't be possible, Give lustre to her beauties ; and, that done, Command her to be near us. Scrv. 'Tis a province I willingly embrace. [Exit. Pul. O my dear sir, You have forgot your morning task, and therefore, "With a mother's love, I come to reprehend you ; But it shall be gently. Theo. 'Twill become you, though You said, with reverend duty. Know, here- after, If my mother lived in you, howe'er her son, Like' you she were my subject. Pul. How! Theo. Put off Amazement ; you will find it. Yet I'll hear you At distance, as a sister, but no longer As a governess, I assure you. Graf. This is put home. Tim. Beyond our hopes. Phil. She stands as if his words Had powerful magic in them. Theo. Will you have me Your pupil ever ? the down on my chin Confirms I am a man, a man of men, The emperor, that knows his strength. Pul. Heaven giant You know it not too soon ! Theo. Let it suffice My wardship's out. If your design con- cerns us As a man, and not a boy, with our allowance You may deliver it. Pul. A strange alteration ! But I will not contend. Be as you wish, sir, Your own disposer ; uncompell'd I cancel All bonds of my authority. {Kneels. Theo. You in this Pay your due homage, which perform'd, I thus Embrace you as a sister ; {Raises her.~\ no way doubting Your vigilance for my safety as my honour ; And what you now come to impart, I rest Most confident, points at one of them. Pul. At both ; And not alone the present, but the future Tranquillity of your mind ; since in the choice Of her you are to heat with holy fires, And make the consort of your royal bed, The certain means of glorious succession, With the true happiness of our human being, Are wholly comprehended. Theo. How! a wife? Shall I become a votary to Hymen, Before my youth hath sacrificed to Venus ? 'Tis something with the soonest : yet, to> shew, In things indifferent, I am not averse To your wise counsels, let me first survey Those beauties, that, in being a prince, I know Are rivals for me. You will not confine me To your election ; I must see, dear sister, W T ith mine own eyes. Pul. 'Tis fit, sir. Yet, in this, You may please to consider, absolute princes Have, or should have, in policy, less free will Than such as are their vassals : for, you must, As you are an emperor, in this high business Weigh with due providence, with whom alliance May be most useful for the preservation Or increase of your empire. Theo. I approve not Such compositions for our moral ends, In what is in itself divine, nay, more, Decreed in heaven. Yet, if our neighbour princes, Ambitious of such nearness, shall present Their dearest pledges to me, (ever reserving The caution of mine own content, ) I will not Contemn their courteous offers. Pul. Bring in the pictures. [Two pictures brought in. Theo. Must I then judge the substances by the shadows? The painters are most envious, if they want Good colours for preferment : virtuous ladies Love this way to be flattered, and accuse The workman of detraction, if he add not Some grace they cannot truly call their own. Is't not so, Gratianus? you may challenge Some interest in the science. Graf. A pretender | To the art, I truly honour, and subscribe I To your majesty's opinion. THE EMPEROR OF THE EAST. Theo. Let me see [Reads. Cleanthe, daughter to the king of Epire, ALtatis succ, the fourteenth : ripe enough, And forward too, I assure you. Let me examine The symmetries. If statuaries could By the foot of Hercules set down punctually His whole dimensions, and the countenance be The index of the mind, this may instruct me, With the aids of that I've read touching this subject, What she is inward. The colour of her hair, If it be, as this does promise, pale and faint, And not a glistering white ; her brow, so so ; The circles of her sight, too much con- tracted ; Juno's fair cow-eyes by old Homer are Commended to their merit : here's a sharp frost, In the tip of her nose, which, by the length, assures me Of storms at midnight, if I fail to pay her The tribute she expects. I like her not : W T hat is the other? Chry. How hath he commenced Doctor in this so sweet and secret art, Without our knowledge? Tim. Some of his forward pages Have robbed us of the honour. Phil. No such matter ; He has the theory only, not the practic. Theo. [reads .] Amasia, sister to the duke of Athens; Her age eighteen, descended lineally from Theseus, as by her fedigree Will be made apparent. Of his lusty kin- dred, And lose so much time ! 'tis strange ! as I live, she hath A philosophical aspect ; there is More wit than beauty in her face ; and when I court her, it must be in tropes, and figures, Or she will cry, Absurd ! she will have her elenchs To cut off any fallacy I can hope To put upon her, and expect I should Ever conclude in syllogisms, and those true ones In parte et toto : or she'll tire me with Her tedious elocutions in the praise of The increase of geneiation, for which Alone, the sport, in her morality, Is good and lawful, and to be often practised For fear of missing. Fie on't ! let the race Of Theseus be match'd with Aristotle's : I'll none of her. Pul. You are curious in your choice, sir, And hard to please ; yet, if that your consent May give authority to it, I'll present you With one, that, if her birth and fortunes answer The rarities of her body and her mind, Detraction durst not tax her. Theo. Let me see her, Though wanting those additions, which we can Supply from our own store : it is in us To make men rich and noble ; but to give Legitimate shapes and virtues does belong To the great Creator of them, to whose bounties Alone 'tis proper, and in this disdains An emperor for his rival. Pul. I applaud This fit acknowledgment ; since princes then Grow less than common men, when they contend With him, by whom they are so. Enter Paulinus, Cleon, and Athenais, richly habited. Theo. I confess it. Pul. Not to hold you in suspense, behold the virgin, Rich in her natural beauties, no way bor- rowing The adulterate aids of art. Peruse her better ; She's worth your serious view. Phil. I am amazed too : I never saw her equal. Graf. How his eye Is fix'd upon her ! Tim. And, as she were a fort He'd suddenly surprise, he measures her From the bases to the battlements. Chry. Ha ! now I view her better, I know her ; 'tis the maid that not long since Was a petitioner ; her bravery So alters her, I had forgot her face. Phil. So has the emperor. Paul. She holds out yet, And yields not to the assault. Cle. She's strongly guarded In her virgin blushes. Paul. When you know, fair creature, It is the emperor that honours you With such a strict survey of your sweet parts, , j In thankfulness you cannot but return Due reverence for the favour. A then. I was lost In my astonishment at the glorious object, And yet rest doubtful whether he expects, Being more than man, my adoration, Since sure there is divinity about him : Or will rest satisfied, if my humble knees In duty thus bow to -him. .332 THE EMPEROR OF THE EAST. Theo. Ha! it speaks. Put. She is no statue, sir. Theo. Suppose her one, ' And that she had nor organs, voice, nor heat, j Most willingly I would resign my empire, So it might.be to aftertimes recorded That I was her Pygmalirm ; though, like him, I doted on my workmanship, without hope too Of having Cytherea so propitious To my vows or sacrifice, in her compassion To give it life or motion. Pul. Pray you, be not rapt so, Nor borrow from imaginary fiction Impossible aids : she's flesh and blood, I assure you ; ; And if you please to honour her in the trial, And be your own security, as you'll find I fable not, she comes in a noble way To be at your devotion. Chry. 'Tis the maid I offer'd to your highness ; her changed shape -Conceal'd her from you. Theo. At the first I knew her, And a second firebrand Cupid brings, to kindle My flames almost put out : I am too cold, And play with opportunity. May I taste then The nectar of her lip? {Kisses her.'} I do not give it The praise it merits : antiquity is too poor To help me with a simile to express her : Let me drink often from this living spring, To nourish new- invention. Pul. Do not surfeit In over-greedily devouring that Which may without satiety feast you often. From the moderation in receiving them, i The choicest viands do continue pleasing To the most curious palates. If you think her Worth your embraces, and the sovereign title Of the Grecian Empress Theo. If ! how much you sin, Only to doubt it ; the possession of her Makes all that was before most precious to me, Common and cheap : in this you've shewn yourself .A provident protectress. I already Grow weary of the absolute command Of my so numerous subjects, and desire No sovereignty but here, and write down gladly A period to my wishes. Pul. Yet, before It be too late, consider her condition ; Her father was a pagan, she herself A new-converted Christian. Theo. Let me know The man to whose religious means I owe So great a debt. Paul. You are advanced too high, sir, To acknowledge a beholdingness ; 'tis dis- charged, And I beyond my hopes rewarded, if My service please your majesty. Theo. Take this pledge Of our assured love. Are there none here Have suits to prefer ! on such a day as this My bounty's without limit. O my dear- est ! I will not hear thee speak ; whatever in Thy thoughts is apprehended, I grant freely : Thou wouldst plead thy unworthiness. By thyself, The magazine of felicity, in thy lowness Our eastern queens, at their full height, bow to thee, And are, in their best trim, thy foils and shadows ! Excuse the violence of my love, which cannot Admit the least delay. Command the pa- triarch With speed to do his holy office for us, That, when we are made one Pul. You must forbear, sir ; She is not yet baptized. Theo. In the same hour In which she is confirmed in our faith, We mutually will give away each other, And both be gainers ; we'll hear no reply That may divert us. On. Pul. You may hereafter Please to remember to whose furtherance You owe this height of happiness. A then. As I was Your creature when I first petition 'd you, I will continue so, and you shall find me, Though an empress, still your servant. [A II go off, but Philanax, Gratianus, and Timantus. Grat. Here's a marriage Made up o' the sudden ! Phil. I repine not at The fair maid's fortune, though I fear the princess Had some peculiar end in't. Tim. Who's so simple Only to doubt it? Grat. It is too apparent ; She hath prcferr'd a creature of her own, By whose means she may still keep to her- self The government of the empire. Tim. Whereas, if THE EMPEROR OF THE EAST. 333 The emperor had espoused some neighbour queen, Pulcheria, with all her wisdom, could not Keep her pre-eminence. Phil. Be it as it will, Tis not now to be alter'd. Heaven, I say, Turn all to the best ! Graf. Are we come to praying again ? Phil. Leave thy profaneness. Graf. Would it would leave me ! I am sure I thrive not by it. Tim. Come to the temple. Graf. Even where you will I know not what to think on't. \Exeunt. ACT III. SCENE I. A Room in the Palace. Enter Paulinus and Philanax. Paul. Nor this, nor the age before us, ever look'd on The like solemnity. Phil. A sudden fever Kept me at home. Pray you, my lord, acquaint me With the particulars. Paul. You may presume No pomp nor ceremony could be wanting, Where there was privilege to command, and means To cherish rare inventions. Phil. I believe it; But the sum of ail in brief. Paul. Pray you, so take it : Fair Athenais, not long since a suitor, And almost in her hopes forsaken, first Was christen'd and the emperor's mother's name, Eudocia, as he will'd, imposed upon her : Pulcheria, the ever-matchless princess, Assisted by her reverend aunt Maria, Her godmothers. Phil. And who the masculine witness ? Paul. At the new empress' suit, I had the honour ; For which I must ever serve her. Phil. 'Twas a grace With justice you may boast of. Paul. The marriage follow'd ; And, as 'tis said, the emperor made bold To turn the day to night ; for to bed they went As soon as they had dined, and there are wagers Laid by some merry lords, he hath already Begot a boy upon her. Phil. That is yet To be determined of ; but I am certain A prince, so soon in his disposition alter'd, Was never heard nor read of. Paul. But of late, Frugal and sparing, now nor bounds nor limits To his magnificent bounties. He affirm'd Having received more blessings by his empress Than he could hope, in thankfulness to- heaven He cannot be too prodigal to others. Whatever's offer'd to his royal hand, He signs without perusing it. Phil. I am here Enjoin'd to free all such as lie for debt, The creditors to be paid out of his coffers. Paul. And I all malefactors that are not Convicted or for treason or foul murder : Such only are excepted. Phil. 'Tis a rare clemency ! PauL Which we must not dispute, but put- in practice. \Exeunt* SCENE II. Another Room in the same. Loud Music ; Shouts within: Heaven pre- serve the Emperor ! Heaven bless the Empress ! Then enter in state, the Patri- arch, Chrysapius, Paulinus, Theodosius, Eudocia, Pulcheria ; Arcadia and Flac- cilla, bearing ^lp Eudocia's train ; followed by Philanax, Gratianus, and Timantus. Several Suitors present petitions to the Emperor, which he seals. Pul. Sir, by your own rules of philosophy, You know things violent last not. Royal bounties ' Are great and -gracious, while they are dis- pensed With moderation ; but, when their excess In giving giant-bulks to others, takes from The prince's just proportion, they lose The name of virtues, and, their natures- changed, Grow the most dangerous vices. Theo. In this, sister, Your wisdom is not circular ; they that sow In narrow bounds, cannot expect in reason A crop beyond their ventures : what I do Disperse, I lend, and will with usury Return unto my heap. I only then Am rich and happy (though my coffers sound ' With emptiness) whe n my glad subjects feel Their plenty and felicity is my gift ; And they will find, when they with cheer- fulness Supply not my defects, I being the stomach To the politic body of the state, the limbs row suddenly faint and feeble : I could.. 334 THE EMPEROR OF THE EAST. Proofs of more fineness in their shape and language, But none of greater strength. Dissuade me not ; What we will, we will do ; yet, to assure you Your care does not offend us, for an hour Pie happy in the converse of my best And dearest comfort. May you please to license My privacy some few minutes ? End. License, sir ! I have no will but is derived from yours, And that still waits upon you ; nor can I Be left with such security with any As with the gracious princess, who receives Addition, though she be all excellence, In being styled your sister. Thco. O sweet creature ! Let me be censured fond, and too indulgent, Nay, though they say uxorious, I care not : Her love and sweet humility exact A tribute far above my power to pay Her matchless goodness. Forward. \Flourish. Exeunt all but Pulcheria, Eudocia, Arcadia, and Flaccilla. Pul. Now you find Your dying father's prophecy, that foretold Your present greatness, to the full accom- plish'd, For the poor aids and furtherance I lent you, I willingly forget. End. Even that binds me To a more strict remembrance of the favour ; Nor shall you, from my foul ingratitude, In any circumstance, ever find cause To upbraid me with your benefit. Pul. I believe so. Pray you, give us leave : [Arcadia and Flaccilla walk aside.'} What now I must deliver Under the deepest seal of secrecy, Though it be for your good, will give assu- rance Of what is look'd for, if you not alone Hear, but obey my counsels. End. They must be Of a strange nature, if with zealous speed I put them not in practice. Pul. 'Twere impertinence To dwell on circumstances, since the wound Requires a sudden cure ; especially Since you, that are the happy instrument Elected to it, though young, in your judg- Become your wisdom, by which I am raised To this titulary height, that should correct The pride and overweening of my fortune, To play the parasite to it, in ascribing That merit to me, unto which I can Pretend no interest : pray you, excuse My bold simplicity, and to my weight Design me where 'you please, 'and you shall find, In my obedience, I am still your creature. Pul. 'Tis nobly answer'd, and I glory in The building I have raised : go on, sweet lady, In this your virtuous progress : but to the point. You know, nor do I envy it, you have Acquired that power which, not long since, was mine, In governing the emperor, and must use The strength you hold in the heart of his affections, For his private, as the public preservation, To which there is no greater enemy Than his exorbitant prodigality, Howe'er his sycophants and flatterers call it Royal magnificence ; and though you may- Urge what's done for your honour must not be Curb'd or controll'd by you, you cannot in Your wisdom but conceive, if that the torrent Of his violent bounties be not stopp'd or lessen 'd, It will prove most pernicious. Therefore, madam, Since 'tis your duty, as you are his wife, To give him saving counsels, and in being Almost his idol, may command him to Take any shape you please, with a powerful hand To stop him in his precipice to ruin End. Avert it, heaven ! Pul. Heaven is most gracious to you, In choosing you to be the instrument Of such a pious work. You see he signs What suit soever is preferr'd, not once Enquiring what it is, yielding himself A prey to all ; I would, therefore, have you, lady, As I know you will, to advise him, or com- mand him, As he would reap the plenty of your favours, j To use more moderation in his bounties ; And that, before he gives, he would consider j ment The what, to whom, and wherefore. Write far above your years, and may instruct End. Do you think Such as are more experienced. Such arrogance, or ursurpation rather, Eud. Good madam, Of what is proper and peculiar In this I must oppose you ; I am well To every private husband, and much Acquainted with my weakness, and it will not ; more THE EMPEROR OF THE EAST. 335 To him, an emperor, can rank with the obedience And duty of a wife ? Are we appointed In our creation (let me reason with you) To rule, cr to obey? or, 'cause he loves me With a kind impotence, must I tyrannize Over his weakness, or abuse the strength With which he arms me, to his wrong ? or, like A prostituted creature, merchandize ! Our mutual delight for hire, or to ; Serve mine own sordid 'ends? In vulgar nuptials I Priority is exploded, though there be A difference in the parties ; and shall I, i His vassal, from obscurity raised by him I To this so eminent light, presume t' appoint him To do, or not to do, this, or that? When wives ; Are well accommodated by their husbands, With all things both for use and ornament, j Let them fix there, and never dare to question Their wills or actions ; for myself, I vow, Though now my lord would rashly give away His sceptre and imperial diadem, I Or if there could be anything more precious, | I would not cross it : but I know this is I But a trial of my temper, and as such ! I do receive it ; or, if 't be otherwise, ' You are so subtle in your arguments, > I dare not stay to hear them. {Offers to retire. Pul. Is it even so ? I have power o'er these yet, and command their stay, To harken nearer to me. Arcad. We are charged : By the emperor, our brother, to attend \ The empress' service. Flac. You are too mortified, sister, I (With reverence I speak it,) for young ladies, To keep you company. I am so tired With your tedious exhortations, doctrines, uses, Of your religious morality, That, for my health's sake, I must take the freedom To enjoy a little of those pretty pleasures That I was born to. Arcad. When I come to your years, I'll do as you do ; but, till then, with your pardon, I'll lose no more time. I have not learn'd to dance yet, Nor sing, but holy hymns, and those to vile tunes too ; Nor to discourse, but of schoolmen's opinions. How shall I answer my suitors, since, I hope, Ere long I shall have many, without practice To write, and speak, something that's not derived From the fathers of philosophy ? Flac. We shall shame Our breeding, sister, if we should go on thus. Arcad. 'Tis for your credit that we study How to converse with men ; women with women Yields but a barren argument. Flac. She frowns But you'll protect us, madam? End. Yes, and love Your sweet simplicity. Arcad. All young girls are so, Till they know the way of it. Flac. But, when we are enter 'd, We shall on a good round pace. Eud. I'll leave you, madam. Arcad. And we our duties with you. [Exeunt Eudocia, Arcadia, and Flaccilla. Pul. On all hands Thus slighted ! no way left ? Am I grown stupid In my invention? can I make no use Of the emperor's bounties ? Now 'tis thought : within, there ! Enter an Attendant. Att. Madam. Pul. It shall be so : nearer ; your ear. Draw a petition to this end. [ Whispers him. Att. Besides The danger to prefer it, I believe 'Twill ne'er be granted. Pul. How's this ! are you grown, From a servant, my director? let me hear No more of this. Dispatch ; \Exit Atten- dant.] I'll master him At his own weapon. Enter Theodosius, Paulinus, Philanax, Timantus, and Gratianus. Thco. Let me understand it, If yet there be aught wanting that may perfect A general happiness. Paul. The people's joys In seas of acclamations flow in, To wait on yours. Phil. Their love, with bounty levied, Is a sure guard : obedience iorced from fear, Paper fortification, which, in danger, Will yield to the impression of a reed, Or of itself fall off. Tlico. True, Philanax ; THE EMPEROR OF THE EAST. And by that certain compass we resolve To steer our bark of government. Re-enter Attendant with the petition, -which he secretly delivers to Pulcheria. Pul. 'Tiswell. [Kneels. Theo. My dearest and my all-deserving sister As a petitioner kneel ! It must not be. Pray you, rise ; although your suit were half my empire, Tis freely granted. Pul. Your alacrity To give hath made a beggar ; yet, before My suit is by your sacred hand and seal Confirm'd, 'tis necessary you peruse The sum of my request. [Presents the petition. Theo. We will not wrong Your judgment in conceiving what 'tis fit For you to ask, and us to grant, so much, As to proceed with caution ; give me my signet : With confidence I sign it, and here vow By my father's soul, but with your free consent, It is irrevocable. Tim. What if she now, Calling to memory how often we Have crossed her government, in revenge hath made Petition for our heads ? Grat. They must even off then ; No ransome can redeem us. Theo. Let those jewels So highly rated by the Persian merchants, Be bought, and as a sacrifice from us, Presented to Eudocia, she being only Worthy to wear them. I am angry with The unresistible necessity Of my occasions and important cares, That so long keep me from her. [Exeunt Theodosius, Paulinus, Phi- lanax, Timantus, and Gratianus. Pul. Go to the empress, And tell her, on the sudden I am sick, And do desire the comfort of a visit, If she please to vouchsafe it. From me use Your humblest language [Exit Attendant.] but, when once I have her In my possession, I will rise and speak In a higher strain : say it raise storms, no matter ; Fools judge by the event, my ends are honest. [Exit. SCENE III. Another Room in the same. Enter Theodosius, Timantus, . sen. Speak to the cause. Char. I will, my lord. To say, the late dead marshal, The father of this young lord here, my client, Hath done his country great and faithful service, Might task me of impertinence, to repeat What your grave lordships cannot but re- member. He, in his life, became indebted to These thrifty men, (I will not wrong their credits, By giving them the attributes they now merit,) And failing, by the fortune of the wars, Of means to free himself from his engage- ments, He was arrested, and for want of bail, Imprison'd at their suit ; and, not long after, With loss of liberty, ended his life. And, though it be a maxim in our laws, All suits die with the person, these men's malice In death finds matter for their hate to work on ; Denying him the decent rites of burial, Which the sworn enemies of the Christian faith Grant freely to their slaves. May it there- fore please Your lordships so to fashion your decree, That, what their cruelty doth forbid, your pity May give allowance to. Nov. sen. How long have you, sir, Practised in court? Char. Some twenty years, my lord. Nov. sen. By your gross ignorance, it should appear, Not twenty days. Char. I hope I have given no cause In this, my lord. Nov. sen. How dare you move the court To the dispensing with an act, confirm'd By parliament, to the terror of all bankrupts? Go home ; and with more care peruse the statutes : Or the next motion, savouring of this bold- ness, May force you, sir, to leap, against your will, Over the place you plead at. Char. I iorcsaw this. Rom. Why, does your lordship think the moving of A cause more honest than this court had ever The honour to determine, can deserve A check like this ? Nov. sen. Strange boldness ! Rom. 'Tis fit freedom : Or, do you conclude an advocate cannot hold His credit with the judge, unless he study His face more than the cause for which he pleads ? Char. Forbear. Rom. Or cannot you, that have the power To qualify the rigour of the laws When you are pleased, take a little from The strictness of your sour decrees, enacted In favour of the greedy creditors, Against the o'erthrown debtor ? Nov. sen. Sirrah ! you that prate Thus saucily, what are you ? Rom. Why, I'll tell thee, Thou purple-colour 'd man ! I am one to whom Thou ow'st the means thou hast of sitting there, A corrupt elder. Char. Forbear. Rom. The nose thou wear'st is my gift ; and those eyes, That meet no object so base as their master, Had been long since torn from that guilty ! head, And thou thyself slave to some needy Swiss, ! Had I not worn a sword, and used it better j Than, in thy prayers, thou ever didst thy i tongue. Nov. sen. Shall such an insolence pass unpunish'd ! Char. Hear me. Rom. Yet I, that, in my service done my ' country, Disdain to be put in the scale with thee, Confess myself unworthy to be valued With the least part, nay, hair of the dead marshal ; Of whose so many glorious undertakings, Make choice of any one, and that the meanest, Perform 'd against the subtle fox of France, The politic Louis, or the more desperate Swiss, And 'twill outweigh all the good purposes, Though put in act, that ever gownman prac- tised. Nov. sen. Away with him to prison ! Rom. If that curses, Urged justly, and breath 'd forth so, ever fell On those that did deserve them, let not mine THE FATAL DOWRY. Be spent in vain now, that thou from this instant Mayst, in thy fear that they will fall upon thee, Be sensible of the plagues they shall bring with them. And for denying of a little earth . To cover what remains of our great soldier, May all your wives prove whores, your factors thieves, And, while you live, your riotous heirs undo you ! And thou, the patron of their cruelty, Of all thy lordships live not to be owner Of so much dung as will conceal a dog, Or, what is worse, thyself in ! And thy years, To th' end thou mayst be wretched, I wish many ; And, as thou hast denied the dead a grave, May misery in thy life make thee desire one, Which men and all the elements keep from thee! I have begun well ; imitate, exceed. [Aside to Charalois. Roch. Good counsel, were it a praise- worthy deed. [Exeunt officers -with Romont. Du Croy. Remember what we are. Charal. Thus low my duty Answers your lordship's counsel. I will use, In the few words with which I am to trouble Your lordship's ears, the temper that you wish me ; Not that I fear to speak my thoughts as loud, And with a liberty beyond Romont ; But that I know, for me, that am made up Of all that's \vretched, so to haste my end, Would seem to most rather a willingness To quit the burthen of a hopeless life, Than scorn of death, or duty to the dead. I, therefore, bring the tribute of my praise To your severity, and commend the justice That will not, for the many services That any man hath done the commonwealth, Wink at his least of ills. What though my father Writ man before he was so, and confirm 'd it, By numbering that day no part of his life, In which he did not service to his country ; Was he to be free, therefore, from the laws And ceremonious form in your decrees ! Or else, because he did as much as man, In those three memorable overthrows At Granson, Morat, Nancy, where his master, The warlike Charalois, (with whose mis- fortunes I bear his name,) lost treasure, men, and life, To be excused from payment of those sums Which (his own patrimony spent) his zeal To serve his country forced him to take up ! j Nov. sen. The precedent were ill. Charal. And yet, my lord, this much, I know, you'll grant ; after those great defeatures, Which in their dreadful ruins buried quick Re-enter Officers. Courage and hope in all men but himself, He forced the proud foe, in his height of conquest, To yield unto an honourable peace ; And in it saved an hundred thousand lives, To end his own, that was sure proof against The scalding summer's heat, and winter's frost, 111 airs, the cannon, and the enemy's sword. In a most loathsome prison. Du Croy. 'Twas his fault To be so prodigal. Nov. sen. He had from the state Sufficient entertainment for the army. Charal. Sufficient, my lords ! You sit at home, And, though your fees are boundless at the bar, Are thrifty in the charges of the war But your wills be obey'd. To these I turn, To these soft-hearted men, that wisely know They're only good men that pay what they owe. 2 Cred. And so they are. i Cred. It is the city doctrine ; We stand bound to maintain it. Charal. Be constant in it ; And since you are as merciless in your natures, As base and mercenary in your means By which you get your wealth, I will not urge The court to take away one scruple from The right of their laws, or [wish] one good ' thought In you, to mend your disposition with. I know there is no music to your ears So pleasing as the groans of men in prison ; And that the tears of widows, and the cries j Of famish'd orphans, are the feasts that take j you. That to be in your danger, with more care Should be avoided than infectious air, The loath'd embraces of diseased women, A flatterer's poison, or the loss of honour. j Yet rather than my father's reverend dust Shall want a place in that fair monument, In which our noble ancestors lie entomb'd, ; Before the court I offer up myself A prisoner for it. Load me with those irons j THE FATAL DOWRY. 359 That have worn out his life ; in my best strength I'll run to the encounter of cold, hunger, And choose my dwelling where no sun dares enter, So he may be released. 1 Cred. What mean you, sir ? 2 Advo, Only your fee again : there's so much said Already in this cause, and said so well, That, should I only offer to speak in it, , I should be or not heard, or laugh 'd at for it. 1 Cred. 'Tis the first money advocate e'er gave back, Though he said nothing. Roch. Be advised, young lord, And well considerate ; you throw away Your liberty and joys of life together : Your bounty is employ'd upon a subject That is not sensible of it, with which wise man Never abused his ' goodness. The great virtues Of your dead father vindicate themselves From these men's malice, and break ope the prison, Though it contain his body. Nov. sen. Let him alone : If he love cords, in God s name let him wear them ; Provided these consent. Charal. I hope they are not So ignorant in any way of profit, As to neglect a possibility To get their own, by seeking it from that Which can return them nothing but ill fame, And curses, for their barbarous cruelties. 3 Cred. What think you of the offer? 2 Cred. Very well. 1 Cred. Accept it by all means. Let's shut him up : He is well shaped, and has a villainous tongue, And, should he study that way of revenge, | As I dare almost swear he loves a wench, j W T e have no wives, nor never shall get daughters, That will hold out against him. Du Cray. What's your answer ? 2 Cred. Speak you for all. i Cred. Why, let our executions That lie upon the father, be return'd Upon the son, and we release the body. Nov. sen. The court must grant you that. Charal. I thank your lordships. They have in it confirm 'd on me such glory As no time can take from me : I am ready, Come, lead me where you please. Captivity, That comes with honour, is true liberty. [Exeunt Charalois, Charmi, Officers, and Creditors. Nov. sen. Strange rashness ! Roch. A brave resolution rather, Worthy a better fortune : but, however, It is not now to be disputed ; therefore To my own cause. Already I have found Your lordships bountiful in your favours to me, And that should teach my modesty to end here, And press your loves no further. Du Croy. There is nothing The court can grant, but with assurance you May ask it, and obtain it. Roch. You encourage A bold petitioner, and 'tis not fit Your favours should be lost : besides, 't'as been A custom many years, at the surrendering The place I now give up, to grant the president One boon, that parted with it ; and, to con- firm Your grace towards me, against all such as may Detract my actions and life hereafter, I now prefer it to you. Du Croy. Speak it freely. Roch. I then desire the liberty of Romont, And that my lord Novall, whose private wrong Was equal to the injury that was done To the dignity of the court, will pardon it, And now sign his enlargement. Nov. sen. Pray you demand The moiety of my estate, or anything Within my power, but this. Roch. Am I denied then My first and last request ? Du Croy. It must not be. 2 Pre. I have a voice to give in it. 3 Pre. And I. And if persuasion will not work him to it, W T e will make known our power. Nov. sen. You are too violent , You shall have my consent : but would you had Made trial of my love in anything But this, you should have found then but it skills not : You have what you desire. Roch. I thank your lordships. Du Croy. The court is up. Make way. [Exeunt all but Rochfort and Beaumont. Roch. I follow you. Beaumont ! Beau. My lord. Roch. You are a scholar, Beaumont ; And can search deeper into phe intents of men, 360 THE FATAL DOWRY. Than those that are less knowing. How appear'd ' The piety and brave behaviour of Young Charalois, to you ? Beau. It is my wonder, :Since I want language to express it fully : And sure the colonel ! Koch. Fie ! he was faulty. What present money have I ? Beau. There's no want Of any sum a private man has use for. ,.Roch. 'Tis well : 1 am strangely taken with this Charalois. Methinks, from his example the whole age 1 Should learn to be good, and continue so. Virtue works strangely with us ; and his goodness Rising above his fortune, seems to me, jPrince-like, to will, not ask, a courtesy. > Exeunt. ACT II. SCENE I. A Street before the Prison. Enter Pontalier, Malotin, and Beaumont. Mai. 'Tis strange. Beau. Methinks so. Pont. In a man but young, Yet old in judgment ; theoric and practic In all humanity, and, to increase the wonder, Religious, yet a soldier ; that he should Yield his free-living youth a captive for The freedom of his aged father's corpse, And rather choose to want life's necessaries, Liberty, hope of fortune, than it should In death be kept from Christian ceremony. Mai. Come, 'tis a golden precedent in a son, To let strong nature have the better hand, In such a case, of all affected reason. What years sit on this Charalois ? Beau. Twenty-eight : For since the clock did strike him seventeen old, Under his father's wing this son hath fought, Served and commanded, and so aptly both, That sometimes he appear'd his father's father, And never less than "s son ; the old man's virtues So recent in him, as the world may swear, Nought but a fair tree could such fair fruit bear. Pont. But wherefore lets he such a bar- barous law, And men more barbarous to execute it, Prevail on his soft disposition, That he had rather die alive for debt j Of the old man, in prison, than they should \ \ Rob him of sepulture ; considering These monies borrow'd bought the lenders peace, And all the means they enjoy, nor were diffused In any impious or licentious path ! Beau. True ! for my part, were it my father's trunk, The tyrannous ram-heads with their horns should gore it, Or cast it to their curs, than they less currish, Ere prey on me so with their lion-law, Being in my free will, as in his, to shun it. Pont. Alas ! he knows himself in poverty lost : For, in this partial avaricious age, What price bears honour ? virtue ? long ago, It was but praised, and freezed ; but now-a- days, 'Tis colder far, and has nor love nor praise: The very praise now ireezeth too ; for nature Did make the heathen far more Christian then, Than knowledge us, less heathenish, Chris- tian. Mai. This morning is the funeral ? Pont. Certainly, And from this prison, 'twas the son's re- quest. That his dear father might interment have, See, the young son enter'd a lively grave ! Beau. They come : observe their order. > Solemn music. Enter the Funeral Pro- \ cession. The Coffin borne by jour, pre- \ ceded by a Priest. Captains, Lieutenants, Ensigns, and Soldiers; Mourners, Scutch- ! eons, &c., and very good order. Romont i and Charalois, followed by the Gaolers and Officers, with Creditors, meet it. Charal. How like a silent stream shaded with night, And gliding softly, with our windy sighs, Moves the whole frame of this solemnity ! Tears, sighs, and blacks filling the simile ; Whilst I, the only murmur in this grove Of death, thus hollowly break forth. Vouch- i safe [To the Bearers, who set down the Coffin. \ To stay awhile. Rest, rest in peace, dear i earth ! Thou that brought'st rest to their unthank- ! ful lives, Whose cruelty denied thee rest in death ! Here stands thy poor executor, thy son, THE FATAL DOWRY. 361 That makes his life prisoner to bail thy death ; Who gladlier puts on this captivity, Than virgins, long in love, their wedding weeds. Of all that ever thou hast done good to, These only have good memories ; for they Remember best forget not gratitude. I thank you for this last and friendly love. [To /A* Soldiers. .And though this country, like a viperous mother, Not only hath eat up ungratefully All means of thee, her son, but last, thyself, Leaving thy heir so bare and indigent, He cannot raise thee a poor monument, .Such as a flatterer or a usurer hath ; Thy worth, in every honest breast, builds one, Making their friendly hearts thy funeral stone. Pont. Sir. C/iaral. Peace ! O, peace ! this scene is wholly mine. "What! weep ye, soldiers? blanch not. Romont weeps ! Ha ! let me see ! my miracle is eased, The gaolers and the creditors do weep ; -Even they that make us weep, do weep themselves ! Be these thy body's balm ! these and thy virtue Keep thy fame ever odoriferous, Whilst the great, proud, rich, undeserving man, Alive, stinks in his vices, and, being vanish'd, The golden calf, that was an idol deck'd With marble pillars, jet, and porphyry, .Shall quickly, both in bone and name, con- sume, Though rapt in lead, spice, searcloth, and perfume ! i Cred. Sir. Charal. What ? away, for shame ! you, profane rogues, Must not be mingled with these holy relics ; This is a sacrifice : our shower shall crown His sepulchre with olive, myrrh, and bays, The plants of peace, of sorrow, victory ; Your tears would spring but weeds. 1 Cred. Would they so ! We'll keep them to stop bottles then. Rom. No, keep them For your own sins, you rogues, till you repent ; You'll die else, and be damn'd. 2 Cred. Damn'd ha ! ha ! ha ! Rom. Laugh yc ? 3 Cred. Yes, faith, sir ; we would be very glad ! To please you either way. 1 Cred. Your are ne'er content, Crying nor laughing. Rom. Both with a birth, ye rogues? 2 Cred. Our wives, sir, taught us. Rom. Look, look, you slaves ! your thank- less cruelty, And savage manners of unkind Dijon, Exhaust these floods, and not his father's death. 1 Cred. 'Slid, sir! what would you? you're j so choleric ! 2 Cred. Most soldiers are so, i'faith ; let | him alone. They have little else to live on. We've not had A penny of him, have we ? 3 Cred. 'Slight ! would you have our hearts ? i Cred. We have nothing but his body here in durance, For all our money. Priest. On. Charal. One moment more, But to bestow a few poor legacies, All I have left in my dead father's rights, And I have done. Captain, wear thou these spurs, That yet ne'er made his horse run from a foe. Lieutenant, thou this scarf ; and may it tie Thy valour and thy honesty together ! For so it did in him. Ensign, this cuirass, Your general's necklace once. You, gentle bearers, Divide this purse of gold ; this other, strew Among the poor; 'tis all I have. Ro- mont Wear thou this medal of himself that, like A hearty oak, grew'st close to this tall pine, Even in the wildest wilderness of war, Whereon foes broke their swords, and tired themselves : Wounded and hack'd ye were, but never fell'd. For me, my portion provide in heaven ! My root is earth'd, and I, a desolate branch, Left scatter'd in the highway of the world, Trod under foot, that might have been a column Mainly supporting our demolish'd house. This would I wear as my inheritance And what hope can arise to me from it, When I and it are both here prisoners ! Only may this, if ever we be free, Keep, or redeem, me from all infamy. 362 THE FATAL DOWRY. A DIRGE TO SOLEMN MUSIC. Fie! cease to -wonder, Thoitghyou hear Orpheus with his ivory lute, Move trees and rocks, Charm bulls, bears, and men more savage, to be mute ; Weak foolish singer, here is one Would have transformed thyself to stone. 1 Cred. No further ; look to them at your own peril. 2 Cred. No, as they please : their master's a good man I would they were at the Bermudas ! Gaol. You must no further. The prison limits you, and the creditors Exact the strictness. Rom. Out, you wolvish mongrels ! "Whose brains should be knock'd out, like dogs in July, Lest your infection poison a whole town. Charal. They grudge our sorrow. Your ill wills, perforce, Turn now to charity : they would not have us Walk too far mourning ; usurers' relief Grieves, if the debtors have too much of grief. {Exeunt. SCENE II. A Room in Rochfort's House. Enter Beaumelle, Florimel, and Bellapert. Beaumel. I prithee tell me, Florimel, why do women marry ? Flor. Why truly, madam, I think, to lie with their husbands. Bell. You are a fool. She lies, madam ; women marry husbands, to lie with other men. Flor. 'Faith, even such a woman wilt thou make. By this light, madam, this wagtail will spoil you, if you take delight in her li- cense. Beaumel. "Tis true, Florimel ; and thou wilt make me too good for a young lady. What an electuary found my father out for his daughter, when he compounded you two my women ! for thou, Florimel, art even a grain too heavy, simply, for a waiting- gentlewoman Flor. And thou, Bellapert, a grain too light. Bell. Well, go thy ways, goody wisdom, whom nobody regards. I wonder whether be elder, thou or thy hood ? You think, because you served my lady's mother, are thirty-two years old, which is a pip out, you know Flor. Well said, whirligig. Bell. You are deceived ; I want a peg in the middle. Out of these prerogatives, you think to b3 mother of the maids here, and mortify them with proverbs : go, go, govern the sweetmeats, and weigh the sugar, that the wenches steal none ; say your prayers twice a day, and, as I take it, you have performed your function. Flor. I may be even with you. Bell. Hark ! the court's broke up. Go, help my old lord out of his caroch, and scratch his head till dinner-time. Flor. Well. [Exit. Bell. Fie, madam, how you walk ! By my maidenhead, you look seven years older than you did this morning. Why, there can be nothing under the sun valuable to make you thus a minute. Beaumel. Ah, my sweet Bellapert, thou cabinet To all my counsels, thou dost know the cause That makes thy lady wither thus in youth. Bell. Uds-light ! enjoy your wishes : whilst I live, One way or other you shall crown your will. Would you have him your husband that you love, And can it not be ? he is your servant, though, And may perform the office of a husband. Beaumel. But there is honour, wench. Bell. Such a disease There is indeed, for which ere I would die Beaumel. Prithee, distinguish me a maid and wife. Bell. "Faith, madam, one may bear any man's children, t'other must bear no man's. Beaumel. What is a husband ? Bell. Physic, that, tumbling in your belly, will make you sick in the stomach. The only distinction betwixt a husband and a servant is, the first will lie with you when he pleases ; the last shall lie with you when you please. Pray tell me, lady, do you love, to marry after, or would you marry, to love after ? Beaumel. I would meet love and marriage both at once. Bell. Why then you are out of the fashion, and will be contemn'd : for I will assure you, there are few women in the world, but either they have married first, arid love after ; or love first, and married after. You must do as you may, not as you would : your lather's will is the goal you must fly to. If a husband approach you, you would have further off, is he you love, the less THE FATAL DOWRY. 363 near you? A husband in these days is but a cloak, to be oftener laid upon your bed, than in your bed. Beaumel. Humph ! Bell. Sometimes you may wear him on your shoulder ; now and then under your arm ; but seldom or never let him cover you, for 'tis not the fashion. Enter Novall/tf#2It shall not have one such effect in me, As thou denouncest : with a soldier's arm, If it be strength, I'll meet it ; if a fault Belonging to my mind, I'll cut it off With mine own reason, as a scholar should. ! 'Speak, though it make me monstrous. Rom. I will die first. 'Farewell ; continue merry, and high heaven Keep your wife chaste ! Charal. Hum ! Stay, and take this wolf Out of my breast, that thou hast lodged there, or For ever lose rne. Rom. Lose not, sir, yourself, ^And I will venture : so, the door is fast. {Locks the door. > T ow, noble Charalois, collect yourself, Summon your spirits, muster all your strength That can belong to man ; sift passion From every vein, and whatsoe'er ensues, Upbraid not me hereafter, as the cause of Jealousy, discontent, slaughter, and ruin : Make me not parent to sin. You will know This secret that I burn with ? Charal. Devil on't, What should it be ! Romont, I heard you wish My wife's continuance of chastity. Rom. There was no hurt in that. Charal. Why, do you know A likelihood, or possibility, Unto the contrary? Rom. I know it not, but doubt it ; these the grounds : The servant of your wife now, young Novall, The son unto your father's enemy, (Which aggravates presumption the more,) I have been warn'd of, touching her : nay, seen them Tied heart to heart, one in another's arms, Multiplying kisses, as if they meant To pose arithmetic ; or whose eyes would Be first burnt out with gazing on the other's. I saw their mouths engender, and their palms Glew'd, as if love had lock'd them ; their words flow And melt each other's, like two circling flames, Where chastity, like a phoenix, methought, burn'd, But left the world nor ashes, nor an heir. Why stand you silent thus ? what cold dull phlegm, As if you had no drop of choler mix'd In your whole constitution, thus prevails, To fix you now thus stupid, hearing this ? Charal. You did not see him on my couch within, Like George a-horseback, on her, nor a-bed? Rom. No. Charal. Ha ! ha ! Rom. Laugh you ! even so did your wife, And her indulgent father. Charal. They were wise : Wouldst have me be a fool ? Rom. No, but a man. Charal. There is no dram of manhood to suspect, On such thin airy circumstance as this ; Mere compliment and courtship. Was this tale The hideous monster which you so con- ceal'd ? Away, thou curious impertinent, And idle searcher ol such lean, nice toys ! THE FATAL DOWRY. 373 Go, them seditious sower of debate, Fly to such matches, where the bridegroom doubts, He holds not worth enough to countervail The virtue and the beauty of his wife ! Thou buzzing drone, that 'bout my ears dost hum, To strike thy rankling sting into my heart, Whose venom time nor medicine could assuage, Thus do I put thee off ! and, confident In mine own innocency and desert, Dare not conceive her so unreasonable, To put Novall in balance against me ; An upstart, craned up to the height he has. Hence, busybody ! thou'rt no friend to me, That must be kept to a wife's injury. Rom. Is't possible ? farewell, fine honest man ! Sweet-temper'd lord, adieu ! What apoplexy Hath knit sense up? is this Romont's re- ward ? Bear witness, the great spirit of thy father, With what a healthful hope I did ad- minister This potion, that hath wrought so viru- lently ! I not accuse thy wife of act, but would Prevent her precipice to thy dishonour, Which now thy tardy sluggishness will admit. Would I had seen thee graved with thy great sire, Ere lived to have men's marginal fingers point At Charalois, as a lamented story ! An emperor put away his wife for touching Another man ; but thou wouldst have thine tasted, And keep her, I think Phoh ! I am a fire, To warm a dead man, that waste out myself. Bleed What a plague, a vengeance, is't to me, If you will be a cuckold ? here, I shew A sword's point to thee, this side you may shun, Or that, the peril ; if you will run on, I cannot help it. Choral. Didst thou never see me Angry, Romont? Rom. Yes, and pursue a foe Like lightning. Charal. Prithee, see me so no more : I can be so again. Put up thy sword, And take thyself away, lest I draw mine. Rom. Come, fright your foes with this, sir! I'm your friend, And dare stand by you thus. Charal. Thou art not my friend, Or, being so, thou art mad ; I must not buy Thy friendship at this rate. Had I just cause, Thou know'st I durst pursue such injury Through fire, air, water, earth, nay, were' they all Shuffled again to chaos ; but there's none. Thy skill, Romont, consists in camps, not courts. Farewell, uncivil man ! let's meet no more : Here our long web of friendship I untwist. Shall I go whine, walk pale, and lock my wife, For nothing, from her birth's free liberty, That open'd mine to me ? yes ! if I do, The name of cuckold then dog me with scorn ! I am a Frenchman, no Italian born. [Exit. Rom. A dull Dutch rather : fall and cool, my blood ! Boil not in zeal of thy friend's hurt so high, That is so low and cold himself in't f Woman, How strong art thou ! how easily beguiled ! How thou dost rack us by the very horns ! Now wealth, I see, change manners and the man. Something I must do mine own wrath to assuage, And note my friendship to an after-age. [Exit, ACT IV. SCENE I. A Room in Novall's House. Novall junior discovered seated before (f looking-glass, with a Barber and Per- fumer dressing his hair, while a Tailor adjusts a new suit which he wears* Liladam, Aymer, and a Page attending. Nov. jun. Mend this a little : pox ! thou hast burnt me. Oh, fie upon't ! O lard ! he has made me smell for all the world like a flax, or a red-headed woman's chamber : Powder, powder, powder ! Perf. Oh, sweet lord ! Page. That's his perfumer. Tail. Oh, dear lord ! Page. That's his tailor. Nov. jun. Monsieur Liladam, Aymer, how allow you the model of these clothes ? Aym. Admirably, admirably ; oh, sweet lord ! assuredly it's pity the worms should eat thee. Page. Here's a fine cell ! a lord, a tailor, a perfumer, a barber, and a pair of mon- sictirs : three to three ; as little wit in the one, as honesty in the other. 'Sfoot ! I'll 374 THE FATAL DbWRY. into the country again, learn to speak truth, j drink ale, and converse with my father's tenants ; here I hear nothing all day, but Upon my soul, as I am a gentleman, and an honest man / [Aside. Aym. I vow and affirm, your tailor must needs be an expert geometrician ; he has the longitude, latitude, altitude, profundity, every dimension of your body, so exquisitely here's a lace laid as directly as if truth were a tailor. Page. That were a miracle. [Aside. Lilad. With a hair's-breadth's error, there's a shoulder-piece cut, and the base of a pickadille in puncto. Aym. You are right, monsieur ; his vesta- ments sit as if they grew upon him, or art had wrought them on the same loom as nature framed his lordship ; as if your tailor were deep read in astrology, and had taken measure of your honourable body with a Jacob's staff, an ephimerides. Tail. I am bound t'ye, gentlemen. Page. You are deceived ; they' 11 be bound to you : you must remember to trust them none. {Aside. Nov. j tin. Nay, 'faith, thou art a reason- able neat artificer, give the devil his due. Page. Ay, if he would but cut the coat according to the cloth still. [Aside. Nov. jun. I now want only my mistress' approbation, who is, indeed, the most polite, punctual queen of dressing in all Burgundy pah ! and makes all other young ladies appear as if they came from board last week out of the country : is't not true, Liladam ? Lilad. True, my lord ! as if anything your lordship could say could be otherwise than true. Nov. jun. Nay, o' my soul, 'tis so ; what fouler object in the world, than to see a young, fair, handsome beauty unhandsomely dighted, and incongruently accoutred ? or a hopeful chevalier unmethodically appointed in the external ornaments of nature ? For, even as the index tells us the contents of stories, and directs to the particular chap- ters, even so does the outward habit and superficial order of garments (in man or woman) give us a taste of the spirit, and demonstratively point (as it were a manual note from the margin) all the internal quality and habiliment of the soul ; and there can- not be a more evident, palpable, gross manifestation of poor, degenerate, dunghilly blood and breeding, than a rude, unpolished, disordered, and slovenly outside. Page. An admirable lecture ! oh, all you gallants, that hope to be saved by your clothes, edify, edify ! [Aside. Aym. By the Lard, sweet lard, thou de- servest a pension o' the state. Page. O' the tailors : two such lords were J able to spread tailors o'er the face of the whole kingdom. [Aside. Nov. jun. Pox o f this glass ! it flatters. I could find in my heart to break it. Page. O, save the glass, my lord, and break their heads ; They are the greater flatterers, I assure you. [Aside. Aym. Flatters ! detracts, impairs yet, put it by, Lest thou, dear lord, Narcissus like, should 'st doat Upon thyself, and die ; and rob the world Of nature's copy, that she works form by. Lilad. O that I were the infanta queen of Europe ! Who, but thyself, sweet lord, should marry me? Nov. jun. I marry ! were there a queen o' the world, not I. Wedlock ! no ; padlock, horselock : I wear spurs [He capers. To keep it off my heels. Yet, my Aymer, Like a free, wanton jennet in the meadows, I look about, and neigh, take hedge and ditch, Feed in my neighbour's pastures, pick my choice Of all their fair-maned mares : but married once, A man is staked or poun'd, and cannot graze Beyond his own hedge. Enter Pontalier and Malotin. Pont. I have waited, sir, Three hours to speak wi' ye, and not take it well Such magpies are admitted, whilst I dance Attendance. Lilad. Magpies ! what d'ye take me for? Pont. A long thing with a most unpro- mising face. Aym. I'll never ask him what he takes me for. Malot. Do not, sir, For he'll go near to tell you. Pont. Art not thou A barber-surgeon ? Barb. Yes, sirrah ; why ? Pont. My lord is sorely troubled with two scabs. Lilad. Aym. Hum Pont. I prithee cure him of them. THE FATAL DOWRY. 375 Nov. jun. Pish ! no more. Thy gall sure's overflown ; these are my council, And we were now in serious discourse. Font. Of perfume and apparel ! Can you rise, And spend five hours in dressing-talk with these ! Nov. jun. Thou'ldst have me be a dog : up, stretch, and shake, i And ready for all day. Pont. Sir, would you be : More curious in preserving of your honour trim, It were more manly. I am come to wake Your reputation from this lethargy i You let it sleep_ in ; to persuade, importune, i Nay, to provoke you, sir, to call to account ' This colonel Romont, for the foul wrong I Which, like a burthen, he hath laid upon you, And, like a drunken porter, you sleep under. j 'Tis all the town talks ; and, believe it, sir, i If your tough sense persist thus, you are undone, i Utterly lost ; you will be scorn'd and baffled | By every lacquey : season now your youth j With one brave thing, and it shall keep the odour j Even to your death, beyond, and on your tomb Scent like sweet oils and frankincense. Sir, this life, ! Which once you saved, I ne'er since counted mine : ; I borrow'd it of you, and now will pay it : | I tender you the service of my sword, } To bear your challenge; if you'll write, your fate } I'll make mine own ; whate'er betide you, I, : That have lived by you, by your side will die. Nov. jun. Ha ! ha ! wouldst have me challenge poor Romont ? Fight with close breeches, thou mayst think I dare not : Do not mistake me, coz, I am very valiant ; But valour shall not make me such an ass. What use is there of valour now-a-days ? 'Tis sure or to be kill'd, or to be hang'd. Fight thou as thy mind moves thee, 'tis thy trade ; Thou hast nothing else to do. Fight with Romont ! No ; I'll not fight, under a lord. Pont. Farewell, sir ! I pity you, Such living lords walk, their dead honour's graves, For no companions fit but fools and knaves. Come, Malotin. \Excunt Pontalier and Malotin. Enter Romont. Lilad. 'Sfoot, Colbrand, the low giant ! Aym. He has brought a battle in his face, let's go. Page. Colbrand, d'ye call him ? he'll make some of you Smoke, I believe. Rom. By your leave, sirs ! Aym. Are you a consort? Rom. Do you take me for A fiddler? you're deceived : look ! I'll pay you. \Kicks them. Page. It seems he knows you one, he bumfiddles you so. Lilad. Was there ever so base a fellow? Aym. A rascal. Lilad. A most uncivil groom. Aym. Offer to kick a gentleman in a nobleman's chamber! a pox o' your man- ners ! Lilad. Let him alone, let him alone : thou shalt lose thy aim, fellow ; if we stir against thee, hang us. Page. 'Sfoot ! I think they have the better on him, though they be kick'd, they talk so. Lilad. Let's leave the mad ape. \Going. Nov. jun. Gentlemen ! Lilad. Nay, my lord, we will not offer to dishonour you so much as to stay by you, since he's alone. Nov. jun. Hark you !' Aym. We doubt the cause, and will not disparage you so much as to take your lordship's quarrel in hand. Plague on him, how he has crumpled our bands ! Page. I'll e'en away with them, for this soldier beats man, woman, and child. \_Exe^lnt all biit Novaliy#. and Romont. Nov. jun. What mean you, sir? My people ! Rom. Your boy's gone, [Locks the door. And your door's lock'd ; yet for no hurt to you, But privacy. Call up your blood again : Be not afraid, I do beseech you, sir ; And, therefore, come, without more cir- cumstance, Tell me how far the passages have gone 'Twixt you and your fair mistress, Beaumelle, Tell me the truth, and by my hope of heaven, It never shall go further. Nov. jun. Tell you ! why, sir, are you my confessor ? 376 THE FATAL DOWRY. Rom. I will be your confounder, if you do not. [Draws a pocket dag. Stir not, nor spend your voice. Nov.jun. What will you do ? Rom. Nothing but line your brain-pan, sir, with lead, If you not satisfy me suddenly : I am desperate of my life, and command yours. Nov. jun. Hold ! hold ! I'll speak. I vow to heaven and you, She's yet untouch'd, more than her face and hands. I cannot call her innocent : for, I yield, On my solicitous wooing, she consented, Where time and place met opportunity, To grant me all requests. Rom. But may I build On this assurance? Nov.jun. As upon your faith. Rom. Write this, sir ; nay, you must. Nov. jun. Pox of this gun ! Rom. Withal, sir, you must swear, and put your oath Under your hand, (shake not,) ne'er to frequent This lady's company, nor ever send Token, or message, or letter, to incline This, too much prone already, yielding lady. Nov. jun. 'Tis done, sir. Rom. Let me see this first is right. [Reading. And here you wish a sudden death may light Upon your body, and hell take your soul, If ever more you see her, but by chance ; Much less allure her. Now, my lord, your hand. Nov. jun. My hand to this ! Rom. Your heart else, I assure you. Nov. jun. Nay, there 'tis. Rom. So ! keep this last article Of your faith given, and, stead of threaten- ings, sir, The service of my sword and life is yours. But not a word of it : 'tis fairies' treasure, Which but reveal'd, brings on the blabber's ruin. Use your youth better, and this excellent form Heaven hath bestow'd upon you. So, good morrow To your lordship ! [Exit. Nov. jun. Good devil to your rogueship ! No man's safe I'll have a cannon planted in my chamber, Against such roaring rogues. Enter Bellapert, hastily. Bell. My lord, away ! The caroch stays : now have your wish, and judge If I have been forgetful. Nov. jun. Hah ! Bell. Do you stand Humming and hahing now ? [Exit. Nov.jun. Sweet wench, I come. Hence, fear ! I swore that's all one ; my next oath I'll keep That I did mean to break, and then 'vis quit. No pain is due to lovers' perjury : If Jove himself laugh at it, so will I. [Exit. SCENE II. An outer Room in Aymer's House. Enter Charalois and Beaumont. Beau. I grieve for the distaste, though I have manners Not to inquire the cause, fallen out between Your lordship and Romont. Charal. I love a friend, So long as he continues in the bounds Prescribed by friendship ; but, when he usurps Too far on what is proper to myself, And puts the habit of a governor on, I must and will preserve my liberty. But speak of something else, this is a theme I take no pleasure in. What's this Aymer, Whose voice for song, and excellent know- ledge in The chiefest parts of music, you bestow Such praises on ? Beau. He is a gentleman (For so his quality speaks him) well received Among our greatest gallants ; but yet holds His main dependence from the young lord Novall. Some tricks and crotchets he has in his head, As all musicians have, and more of him I dare not author : but, when you have heard him, I may presume your lordship so will like him, That you'll hereafter be a friend to music. Charal. I never was an enemy to't, Beau- mont, Nor yet do I subscribe to the opinion Of those old captains, that thought nothing musical But cries of yielding enemies, neighing of horses, Clashing of armour, loud shouts, drums, and trumpets ; Nor, on the other side, in favour of it, Affirm the world was made by musical dis- cord ; Or that the happiness of our life consists In a well- varied note upon the lute : THE FATAL DOWRY. 377 I love it to the worth oft, and no further. But let us see this wonder. Beau. He prevents My calling of him. Enter Aymer, speaking to one within. Aym. Let the coach be brought To the back gate, and serve the banquet up. My good lord Charalois ! I think my house : Much honour'd in your presence. Charal. To have means To know you better, sir, has brought me j hither A willing visitant ; and you'll crown my wel- come In making me a witness to your skill, * Which, crediting from others, I admire. Aym. Had I been one hour sooner made acquainted With your intent, my lord, you should have found me Better provided : now, such as it is, Pray you grace with your acceptance. Beau. You are modest. Aym. Begin the last new air. [To the Musicians within. Charal. Shall we not see them ? Aym. This little distance from the instru- ments, Will to your ears convey the harmony With more delight. Charal. I'll not contend. Aym. You are tedious. [To the Musicians. By this means shall I with one banquet please Two companies, those within and these gulls here. Citizens SONG of the Courtier. Courtier, if thoii needs wilt wive, From this lesson learn to thrive ; If thou match a lady, that Passes thee in birth and state, Let her curious garments be Twice above thine own degree; This will draw great eyes upon her, Get her servants, and thee honour. Beaumel. [within.'] Ha ! ha ! ha ! Charal. How's this ! it is my lady's laugh, most certain. When I first pleased her, in this merry language She gave me thanks. [Aside. Beau. How like you this? Charal. 'Tis rare- Yet I may be deceived, and should be sorry. Upon uncertain suppositions, rashly To write myself in the black list of those I have declaim'd against, and to Romont. [Aside. Aym. I would he were well off! Perhaps your lordship Likes not these sad tunes? I have a new song, Set to a lighter note, may please you better; 'Tis call'd the Happy Husband. Charal. Pray you, sing it. Courtiers SONG of the Citizen. Poor citizen, if thou wilt be A happy husband, learn of me To set thy wife first in thy shop ; A fair wife, a kind wife, a sweet wife, set's a/ poor man up. What though thy shelves be ne'er so bare, A woman still is current ware; Each man will cheapen, foe and friend ; But, whilst thou art at t'other end, IVhate'er thoTt seest, or what dost hear, Fool, have no eye to, nor an ear ; And after supper, for her sake, \Vhen thou hast fed, snort, though thou wake:. What though the gallants call thee Mome ! Yet with thy lantern light her home; Then look into the town, and tell If no such tradesmen there do well. Beaumel. [within.'} Ha ! ha ! 'tis such a- groom ! Charal. Do I hear this, And yet stand doubtful ? [Rushes into the house* Aym. Stay him I am undone, And they discover 'd. Beau. What's the matter ? Aym. Ah ! That women, when they're well pleas'd,. cannot hold ; But must laugh out. Re-enter Charalois, with his sword drawn, . pursuing Novall junior, Beaumelle, and Bellapert. Nov. jun. Help ! save me ! murder ! mur- der ! Beaumel. Undone, undone, for ever ! Charal. Oh, my heart ! Hold yet a little do not hope to 'scape By flight, it is impossible. Though I might On all advantage take thy life, and justly ; This sword, my father's sword, that ne'er was drawn But to a noble purpose, shall not now Do the office of a hangman. I reserve it 378 THE FATAL DOWRY. To right mine honour, not for a revenge So poor, that though with thee it should cutoff Thy family, with all that are allied To thee in lust or baseness, 'twere still short of All terms of satisfaction. Draw ! Nov. jun. I dare not : i I have already done you too much wrong, To fight in such a cause. Charal. Why, darest thou neither Be honest coward, nor yet valiant knave, In such a cause ! come, do not shame thy- self: Such whose bloods wrongs, or wrong done to themselves Could never heat, are yet in the defence Of their whores daring. Look on her again : You thought her worth the hazard of your soul, And yet stand doubtful, in her quarrel, to Venture your body . Beau. No, he fears his clothes, More than his flesh. Charal. Keep from me ! guard thy life, Or, as thou hast lived like a goat, thou shalt Die like a sheep. Nov. jun. Since there's no remedy, Despair of safety now in me prove courage ! \Thcy fight, Novall ./&/&. Charal. How soon weak wrong's o'er- thrown ! Lend me your hand : Bear this to the caroch come, you have taught me To say, you must and shall? \Exeunt Beaumont and Bellapert, with the Body of Novall ; followed by Beaumelle. I wrong you not, Ton are but to keep him company you love. Re-enter Beaumont. Is't done ? 'tis well. Raise officers, and take care All you can apprehend within the house May be forthcoming. Do I appear much moved ? Beau. No, sir. Charal. My griefs are now thus to be borne; Hereafter I'll find time and place to mourn. \Exeunt. SCENE III. A Street. Enter Romont and Pontalier. Pont. I was bound to seek you, sir. Rom. And, had you found me In any place but in the street, I should Have done, not talked to you. Are you, the captain, The hopeful Pontalier, whom I have seen Do, in the field, such service as then made you Their envy that commanded, here, at home, To play the parasite to a gilded knave, And, it may be, the pander? Pont. Without this, I come to call you to account for what Is past already. I, by your example Of thankfulness to the dead general, By whom you were raised, have practised to be so To my good lord Novall, by whom I live ; Whose least disgrace that is or may be offer'd, With all the hazard of my life and fortunes I will make good on you, or any man That has a hand in't : and, since you allow me A gentleman and a soldier, there's no doubt You will except against me. You shall meet With a fair enemy : you understand The right I look for, and must have? Rom. I do ; And with the next day's sun you shall hear from me. [Exeunt. SCENE IV. A Room in Charalois' House. Enter Charalois with a casket, Beaumelle, and Beaumont. Charal. Pray bear this to my father, at his leisure He may peruse it ; but with your best language Entreat his instant presence. You have sworn Not to reveal what I have done. Beau. Nor will I but Charal. Doubt me not ; by heaven, I will do nothing But what may stand with honour. Pray you, leave me [Exit Beaumont. To my own thoughts. If this be to me, rise ; [Beaumelle kneels. I am not worth the looking on, but only To feed contempt and scorn ; and that from you, Who, with the loss of your fair name have caused it, Were too much cruelty. Bcanmel. I dare not move you To hear me speak. I know my fault is far Beyond qualification or excuse ; That 'tis not fit for me to hope, or you To think of mercy ; only I presume To entreat you would be pleased to look upon THE FATAL DOWRY. 379 My sorrow for it, and believe these tears Are the true children of my grief, and not A woman's cunning. Charal. Can you, Beaumelle, Having deceived so great a trust as mine, Though I were all credulity, hope again To get belief? No, no ; if you look on me With pity, or dare practise any means To make my sufferings less, or give just cause To all the world to think what I must do Was call'd upon by you, use other ways : Deny what I have seen, or justify What you have done ; and, as you despe- rately Made shipwreck of your faith, to be a whore, Use the arms of such a one, and such de- fence, .And multiply the sin with impudence. Stand boldly up, and tell me to my teeth, That you have done but what is warranted By great examples, in all places where Women inhabit ; urge your own deserts, Or want of me in merit ; tell me how Your dower, from the low gulf of poverty, Weighed up my fortunes to what they now are : That I was purchased by your choice and practice, To shelter you from shame, that you might sin As boldly as securely : that poor men Are married to those wives that bring them wealth, One day their husbands, but observers ever. That when, by this proud usage, you have blown The fire of my just vengeance to the height, I then may kill you, and yet say 'twas clone In heat of blood, and after die myself, To witness my repentance. Beaumel. O my fate ! That never would consent that I should see How worthy you were both of love and duty, Before I lost you ; and my misery made The glass in which I now behold your virtue ! While I was good, I was a part of you, And of two, by the virtuous harmony Of our fair minds, made one ; but, since I wander'd In the forbidden labyrinth of lust, What was inseparable is by me divided. With justice, therefore, you may cut me off, And from your memory wash the remem- brance That e'er I was ; like to some vicious pur- pose, Which, in your better judgment, you re- pent of, And study to forget. Charal. O Beaumelle, That you can speak so well, and do so ill ! But you had been too great a blessing, if You had continued chaste : see, how you force me To this, because mine honour will not yield That I again should love you. Beaumel. In this life It is not fit you should : yet you shall find, Though I was bold enough to be a strumpet, I dare not yet live one. Let those famed matrons, That are canonized worthy of our sex, Transcend me in their sanctity of life ; I yet will equal them in dying nobly, Ambitious of no honour after life, But that, when I am dead, you will forgive me. Charal. How pity steals upon me ! should I hear her [Knocking within. But ten words more, I were lost. One knocks, go in. {Exit Beaumelle. That to be merciful should be a sin ! Enter Rochfort. O, sir, most welcome ! Let me take your cloak, I must not be denied. Here are your robes, As you love justice, once more put them on. There is a cause to be determined of, That does require such an integrity As you have ever used. I'll put you to The trial of your constancy and goodness : And look that you, that have been eagle-eyed In other men's affairs, prove not a mole In what concerns yourself. Take you your seat ; I will be for you presently. [Exit. Roch. Angels guard me ! To what strange tragedy does this induction Serve for a prologue ? Re-enter Charalois, Beaumelle, and Beau- mont, with Servants bearing the body of Novall junior. Charal. So, set it down before The judgment seat [Exeunt Servants.] and stand you at the bar : \To Beaumelle. For me, I am the accuser. Roch. Novall slain ! And Beaumelle, my daughter, in the place Of one to be arraign'd ! Charal. O, are you touch 'd ! I find that I must take another course. THE FATAL 'DOWRY. Fear nothing, I will only blind your eyes ; \Hc binds his eyes. For justice should do so, when 'tis to meet An object that may sway her equal doom From what it should be aim'd at. Good, my lord, A day of hearing. Roch. It is granted, speak You shall have justice. Charal. I then here accuse, i Most equal judge, the prisoner, your fair daughter, j For whom I owed so much to you ; your daughter, So worthy in her own parts, and that worth Set forth by yours, to whose so rare per- fections, Truth witness with me, in the place of sen-ice I almost paid idolatrous sacrifice, To be a false adultress. Roch. With whom ? Charal. With this Novall here dead. Roch. Be well advised ; And ere you say adnltress again, Her fame depending on it, be most sure That she is one. Charal. I took them in the act : '' I know no proof beyond it. Roch. O my heart ! Charal. A judge should feel no passions. Roch. Yet remember He is a man, and cannot put off nature. What answer makes the prisoner? Beaumel. I confess The fact I am charged with, and yield my- self Most miserably guilty. Roch. Heaven take mercy Upon your soul, then ! it must leave jour body. i Now free mine eyes ; I dare unmoved look on her, [Charalois unbinds his eyes. And fortify my sentence with strong reasons. Since that the politic law provides that ser- vants, ! To whose care we commit our goods, shall die : If they abuse our trust, what can you look for, To whose charge this most hopeful lord gave up All he received from his brave ancestors, Or he could leave to his posterity, His honour, wicked woman ! in whose safety All his life's joys and comforts were lock'd up, Which thy . . . lust, a thief, hath now stolen'from him ; And therefore Charal. Stay, just judge : may not what's lost By her one fault, (for I am charitable, And charge her not with many,) be for- gotten In her fair life hereafter? Roch. Never, sir. The wrong that's done to the chaste married- bed, Repentant tears can never expiate ; And be assured, to pardon such a sin,. Is an offence as great as to commit it. Charal. I may not then forgive her ? Roch. Nor she hope it. Nor can she wish to live : no sun shall rise, But, ere it set, shall shew her ugly lust In a new shape, and every one more horrid. Nay, even those prayers which, with sucbr humble fervour, Sheseems to send up yonder, are beat back. And all suits which her penitence can proffer, As soon as made, are with contempt thrown. out Of all the courts of mercy. Charal. Let her die, then ! [He, sfabs her. . Better prepared, I'm sure, I could not take her, Nor she accuse her father, as a judge Partial against her. Beaumel. I approve his sentence, And kiss the executioner. My lust Is now run from me in that blood in which It was begot and nourish 'd. [Dies. Roch. Is she dead, then ? Charal. Yes, sir ; this is her heart-blood,, is it not ? I think it be. Roch. And you have kill'd her ? Charal. True, And did it by your doom. Roch. But I pronounced it As a judge only, and a friend to justice ; And, zealous in defence of your wrong'd" honour, Broke all the ties of nature, and cast off The love and soft affection of a father. I, in your cause, put on a scarlet robe Of red-dyed cruelty ; but in return, You have advanced for me no flag of mercy. I look'd on you as a wrong'd husband ; but You closed your eyes against me as a father. O Beaumelle ! my daughter ! Charal. This is madness. Roch. Keep from me! Could not one- good thought rise up, To tell you that she was my age's comfort, Begot by a weak man, and born a woman, THE FATAL DOWRY. And could not, therefore, but partake of frailty? Or wherefore did not thankfulness step forth, To urge my many merits, which I may Object unto you, since you prove ungrateful, Flint-hearted Charalois ! Charal. Nature does prevail Above your virtue. Rock. No ; it gives me eyes To pierce the heart of your design against me : I find it now, it was my state was aim'd at. A nobler match was sought for, and the hours I lived grew tedious to you : my compassion Tow'rds you hath render'd me most mise- rable, And foolish charity undone myself. But there's a heaven above, from whose just wreak No mists of policy can hide offenders. Nov. sen. [within.'} Force ope the doors ! Enter Novall senior, with Officers. O monster ! cannibal ! Lay hold on him. My son, my son ! O Rochfort, 'Twas you gave liberty to this bloody wolf, To worry all our comforts : but this is No time to quarrel ; now give your assis- tance For the revenge Ruch. Call it a fitter name, Justice for innocent blood. Charal. Though all conspire Against that life which I am weary of, A little longer yet I'll strive to keep it, To shew, in spite of malice and their laws, His plea must speed, that hath an honest cause. [Exeunt. ACT V. SCENE I. A Street. Enter Tailor, and two Bailiffs with. Liladam. Lilad. Why, 'tis both most unconscion- able and untimely, To arrest a gallant for his clotfres, before He has worn them out : besides, you said you ask'd My name in my lord's bond but for form only, And now you'll lay me up for't ! Do not think The taking measure of a customer By a brace of varlets, though I rather wait Never so patiently, will prove a fashion Which any courtier or inns-of-court-man Would follow willingly. Tail. There I believe you. But, sir, I must have present monies, or Assurance to secure me when I shall ; Or I will see to your coming forth. Lilad. Plague on't ! You have provided for my entrance in ; That coming forth you talk of, concerns me. What shall I do ? you have done me a dis- grace In the arrest, but more in giving cause To all the street to think I cannot stand Without these two supporters for my arms. Pray you, let them loose me : for their satis- faction, I will not run away. Tail. For theirs, you will not ; But for your own, you would. Look to him, fellows. Lilad. Why, do you call them fellows? do not wrong Your reputation so. As you are merely A tailor, faithful, apt to believe in gallants, You are a companion at a ten-crown supper, For cloth of bodkin, and may, with one lark, Eat up three manchets, and no man observe you, Or call your trade in question for't. But, when You study your debt-book, and hold corre- spondence With officers of the hanger, and leave swords- men, The learn'd conclude, the tailor and the ser- jeant, In the expression of a knave and thief, To be synonyma. Look, therefore, to it, And let us part in peace ; I would be loth You should undo yourself. Enter Novall senior, and Pontalier. Tail. To let you go, Were the next way. But see ! here's your old lord ; Let him but give his word I shall be paid, And you are free. Lilad. 'Slid ! I will put him to't. I can be but denied ; or what say you ? His lordship owing me three times your debt, If you arrest him at my suit, and let me Go run before, to see the action enter'd : 'Twould be a witty jest ! Tail. I must have earnest : I cannot pay my debts so. Pont. Can your lordship Imagine, while I live, and wear a sword, Yorr son's death shall be unrevenged? A O'j. sen. I know not 332 THE FATAL DOWRY. One reason why you should not do like others : I am sure, of all the herd that fed upon him, I cannot see in any, now he's gone, In pity or in thankfulness, one true sign Of sorrow for him. Pant. All his bounties yet, Fell not in such unthankful ground : 'tis true, He had weaknesses, but such as few are free from ; And, though none sooth'd them less than I, .(for now To say that I foresaw the dangers that Would rise from cherishing them, were but untimely,) I yet could wish the justice that you seek for, In the revenge, had been trusted to me, And not the uncertain issue of the laws. It has robb'd me of a noble testimony Of what I durst do for him : but, however, My forfeit liferedeem'd by him, though dead, Shall do him service. Nov. sen. As far as my grief Will give me leave, I thank you. Lilad. O, my lord ! Oh, my good lord ! deliver me from these Furies. Pont. Arrested ! this is one of them, whose base And abject flattery help'd to dig his gra' He is not worth your pity, nor my anger.' Go to the basket, and repent. Nov. sen. Away ! I only know thee now to hate thee deadly : I will do nothing for thee. Lilad. Nor you, captain ? Pont. No ; to your trade again ; put off this case : It may be, the discovering what you were, When your unfortunate master took you up, May move compassion in your creditor. Confess the truth. [Exeunt Xovall sen. and Pontalier. Lilad. And now I think on't better, I will. Brother, your hand ; your hand, sweet brother ": I'm of your sect, and my gallantry but a dream, Out of which these two fearful apparitions, Against my will, have waked me. This rich sword, Grew suddenly out of a tailor's bodkin ; These hangers, from my vails and fees in hell; And where as now this beaver sits, full often A thrifty cap, composed of broad-cloth lists, Near-kin unto the cushion where I sat, Cross-legg'd, and yet ungarter'd, hath been seen : Our breakfasts, famous for the butter'd loaves, I have with joy been oft acquainted with ; And therefore use a conscience, though it be Forbidden in our hall towards other men, To me, that, as I have been, will again Be of the brotherhood. i Bail. I know him now ; He was a prentice to Le Robe at Orleans. Lilad. And from thence brought by my young lord, now dead, Unto Dijon, and with him, till this hour, Have been received here for a complete monsieur ; Nor wonder at it ; for but tithe our gallants, Even those of the first rank, and you will find In every ten, one, peradventure two, That smell rank of the dancing-school or ' fiddle, The pantofle, or pressing-iron : but here- after We'll talk of this. I will surrender up My suits again, there cannot be much loss -, 'Tis but the turning of the lace, with one Addition more you know of, and what wants, I will work out. Tail. Then here our quarrel ends : The gallant is turn'd tailor, and all friends. \Exeunt~ SCENE II. The Court of Justice. Enter Romont and Beaumont. Rom. You have them ready? Beau. Yes, and they will speak Their knowledge in this cause, when you think fit To have them call'd upon. Rom. 'Tis well ; and something I can add to their evidence, to prove This brave revenge, which they would have call'd murder, A noble justice. Beau. In this you express (The breach by my lord's want of you new- made up) A faithful friend. Rom. That friendship's raised on sand. Which every sudden gust of discontent, Or flowing of our passions, caa change, As if it ne'er had been : but do you know Who are to sit on him ? Beau. Monsieur Du Croy, Assisted by Charmi. Rom. The advocate That pleaded for the marshal's funeral, And was check 'd for it by Novall ? Beau. The same. Rom. How fortunes that ? Beau. Why, sir, my lord Novall, THE FATAL DOWRY. 383^ Being the accuser, cannot be the judge ; Nor would grieved Rochfort, but lord Chara- lois, However he might wrong him by his power, Should have an equal hearing. Rom. By my hopes Of Charalois's acquittal, I lament That reverend old man's fortune. Beau. Had you seen him, My thankfulness that still lives ro the dead,.. I look upon you now with more true joy, Than when I saw you married. Charal. You have reason To give you warrant for't : my falling off From such a friendship, with the scorn that answered Your too prophetic counsel, may well move you To think your meeting me, going to my death, A fit encounter for that hate which justly I have deserved from you. Rom. Shall I still, then, Speak truth, and be ill understood ? Charal. You are not. I am conscious I have wrong'd you : and: allow me, As, to my grief, I have, now promise patience, And, ere it was believed, though spake by him That never brake his word, enraged again So far as to make war upon those hairs, Which not a barbarous Scythian durst pre- sume To touch, but with a superstitious fear, As something sacred ; and then curse his > Only a moral man ; to look on you, daughter, I Whom foolishly I have abused and injured,, But with more frequent violence, himself, j Must of necessity be more terrible to me, As if he had been guilty of her fault, j Than any death the judges can pronounce, By being incredulous of your report, j From the tribunal which I am to plead at. You would not only judge him worthy pity, j Rom. Passion transports you. But suffer with him : but here comes the i Charal. For what I have done prisoner ; ! To my false lady, or Novall, I can : Give some apparent cause ; but touching Enter Officers with Charalois. u I dare not stay to do my duty to him ; \ In my defence, child-like, I can say nothing Yet, rest assured, all possible means in me | But, I am sorry for't ; a poor satisfaction ! To do him service, keeps you company. Rom. It is not doubted. Charal. Why, yet as I came hither, The people, apt to mock calamity, And tread on the oppress'd, made no horns at me, Though they are too familiar I deserve them. And, knowing too what blood my sword hath drunk, In wreak of that disgrace, they yet forbear To shake their heads, or to revile me for A murderer ; they rather all put on, As for great losses the old Romans used, A general face of sorrow, waited on By a sad murmur breaking through their silence : And no eye but was readier with a tear To witness 'twas shed for me, than I could Discern a face made up with scorn against me. I And yet, mistake me not ; for it is more \_Exit. I Than I will speak, to have my pardon sign'd' For all I stand accused of. Rom. You much weaken The strength of your good cause, should you. but think, A man for doing well could entertain A pardon, were it offer'd : you have given To blind and slow-paced justice wings and. eyes, To see and overtake impieties, Which, from a cold proceeding, had received- Indulgence or protection. Charal. Think you so ? Rom. Upon my soul ! nor should the blood you challenged, And took to cure your honour, breed more scruple In your soft conscience, than if your sword Had been sheath'd in a tiger or she-bear, That in their bowels would have made your Why should I, then, though for unusual '; tomb. wrongs, : To injure innocence is more than murder : I chose unusual means to right those ; But when inhuman lusts transform us, then' wrongs, I As beasts we are to suffer, not like men Condemn myself, as over-partial ' To be lamented. Nor did Charalois ever In my own cause ? Romont ! Perform an act so worthy the applause Rom. Best friend, well met By my heart's love to you, and join to that, Of a full theatre of perfect men, As he hath done in this. The glory got 384 THE FATAL 'DOWRY. By overthrowing outward enemies, Since strength and fortune are main sharers in it, i We cannot, but by pieces, call our own : But, when we conquer our intestine foes, Our passions bred within us, and of those The most rebellious tyrant, powerful love, Our reason suffering us to like no longer Than the fair object, being good, deserves it, That's a true victory ! which, were great men Ambitious to achieve, by your example Setting no price upon the breach of faith, But loss of life, 'twould fright adultery Out of their families, and make lust appear As loathsome to us in the first consent, As when 'tis waited on by punishment. Charal. You have confirm'd me. Who would love a woman, That might enjoy in such a man a friend ! You have made me know the justice of my cause, And mark'd me out the way how to defend it. Rom. Continue to that resolution constant, And you shall, in contempt of their worst malice, Come off with honour here they come. Charal. I am ready. Enter Du Croy, Charmi, Rochfort, Novall senior, Pontalier, and Beaumont. Nov. sen. See, equal judges, with what confidence The cruel murderer stands, as if he would Outface the court and justice ! Roch. But look on him, And you shall find, for still methinks I do, Though guilt hath dyed him black, some- thing good in him, That may perhaps work with a wiser man That I have been, again to set him free, And give him all he has. Char. This is not well. I would you had lived so, my lord, that I Might rather have continued your poor ser- vant, Than sit here as your judge. Du Croy. I am sorry for you. Roch. In no act of my life I have deserved This injury from the court, that any here, Should thus uncivilly usurp on what Is proper to me only. Du Croy. What distaste Receives my lord ? Roch. You say you are sorry for him ; A grief in which I must not have a partner. 'Tis I alone am sorry, that when I raised The building of my life, for seventy years, Upon so sure a ground, that all the vices Practised to ruin man, though brought against me. Could never undermine, and no way left To send these gray hairs to the grave with sorrow, Virtue, that was my patroness, betray'd me. For, entering, nay, possessing this young man, It lent him such a powerful majesty To grace whate'er he undertook, that freely I gave myself up, with my liberty, To be at his disposing. Had his person, Lovely I must confess, or far-famed valour, Or any other seeming good, that yet Holds a near neighbourhood w r ith ill, wrought on me, I might have borne it better : but, when goodness And piety itself in her best figure Were bribed to my destruction, can you blame me, Though I forget to suffer like a man, Or rather act a woman ? Beau. Good, my lord ! Nov. sen. You hinder our proceeding. Char. And forget The parts of an accuser. Beau. Pray you, remember To use the temper which to me you promised. Roch. Angels themselves must break, Beau- mont, that promise Beyond the strength and patience of angels. But I have done : My good lord, pardon me, A weak old man, and pray you, add to that, A miserable father ; yet be careful That your compassion of my age, nor his, Move you to anything that may disbecome The place on which you sit. Char. Read the indictment. Charal. It shall be needless ; I myself, my I lords, Will be my own accuser, and confess All they can charge me with, nor will I spare To aggravate that guilt with circumstance, They seek to load me with ; only I pray, That, as for them you will vouchsafe me hearing, I may Not be denied it for mj'self, when I Shall urge by what unanswerable reasons I was compell'd to what I did, which yet, Till you have taught me better, I repent not. Roch. The motion's honest. Char. And 'tis freely granted. Charal. Then I confess, my lords, that I stood bound, When, with my friends, even hope itself had left me, THE FATAL DOWRY. 385 To this man's charity, for my liberty ; Nor did his bounty end there, but began : For, after my enlargement, cherishing The good he did, he made me master of His only daughter, and his whole estate. Great ties of thankfulness, I must acknow- ledge : Could any one, fee'd by you, press this further? But yet consider, my most honour'd lords, If to receive a favour make a servant, And benefits are bonds to tie the taker To the imperious will of him that gives, There's none but slaves will receive courtesies, Since they must fetter us to our dishonours. Can it be call'd magnificence in a prince, To pour down riches with a liberal hand Upon a poor man's wants, if that must bind him To play the soothing parasite to his vices ? Or any man, because he saved my hand, Presume my head and heart are at his service? Or, did I stand engaged to buy my freedom (When my captivity was honourable) By making myself here, and fame hereafter, Bondslaves to men's scorn, and calumnious tongues ? Had his fair daughter's mind been like her feature, Or, for some little blemish, I had sought For my content elsewhere, wasting on others My body and her dower ; my forehead then Deserved the brand of base ingratitude : But if obsequious usage, and fair warning To keep her worth my love, could not pre- serve her From being a whore, and yet no cunning one, So to offend, and yet the fault kept from me, What should I do ? Let any free-born spirit Determine truly, if that thankfulness, Choice form, with the whole world given for a dowry, Could strengthen so an honest man with patience, As with a willing neck to undergo The insupportable yoke of slave, or wittol. Char. What proof have you she did play false, besides Your oath ? Charal. Her own confession to her father: I ask him for a witness. Roch. Tis most true. I would not willingly blend my last words With an untruth. Charal. And then to clear myself, That his great wealth was not the mark I shot at, But that I held it, when fair Beaumelle Fell from her virtue, like the fatal gold Which Brennus took from Delphos, whose possession Brought with it ruin to himself and army : Here's one in court, Beaumont, by whom I sent All grants and writings back which made itt mine, Before his daughter died by his own sen> tence, As freely as, unask'd, he gave it to me. Beau. They are here to be seen. Char. Open the casket. Peruse that deed of gift. [To Du Croy^ Rom. Half of the danger Already is discharged ; the other part As bravely ; and you are not only free But crown'd with praise for ever ! Du Croy. 'Tis apparent. Char. Your state, my lord, again is yours, Roch. Not mine ; I am not of the world. If it can prosper, (And yet, being justly got, I'll not examine Why it should be so fatal, ) do you bestow it On pious uses : I'll go seek a grave. And yet, for proof I die in peace, your pardon I ask ; and, as you grant it me, may heaven. Your conscience, and these judges, free you from What you are charged with ! So, farewell for ever ! \Exil. Nov. sen. I'll be mine own guide. Passion nor example Shall be my leaders. I have lost a son, A son, grave judges ; I require his blood From his accursed homicide. Char. What reply you, In your defence, for this? Charal. I but attended Your lordship's pleasure. For the fact, as of The former, I confess it ; but with what Base wrongs I was unwillingly drawn to it, To my few words there are some other proofs, To witness this for truth. When I was married, For there I must begin, the slain Novall Was to my wife, in way of our French courtship, A most devoted servant ; but yet aimed at Nothing but means to quench his wanton heat, His heart being never warm'd by lawful fires. As mine was, lords : and though, on these presumptions, Join'd to the hate between his house and mine, I might, with opportunity and ease, c c 3 86 THE FATAL DOWRY. Have found a way for my revenge, I did not ; But still he had the freedom as before, When all was mine : and, told that he abused it With some unseemly license, by my friend, My approved friend, Romont, I gave no credit To the reporter, but reproved him for it, As one uncourtly, and malicious to him. What could I more, my lords ? Yet, after this, He did continue in his first pursuit, Hotter than ever, and at length obtain'd it ; But, how it came to my most certain know- ledge, For the dignity of the court, and my own honour, I dare not say. Nov. sen. If all may be believed A passionate prisoner speaks, who is so foolish That durst be wicked, that will appear guilty? No, my grave lords ; in his impunity, Hut give example unto jealous men To cut the throats they hate, and they will never Want matter or pretence for their bad ends. Char. You must find other proofs to strengthen these i feut mere presumptions. Du Croy. Or we shall hardly Allow your innocence. Charal. All your attempts < Shall fall on me like brittle shafts on armour, That break themselves ; or waves against a rock, That leave no sign of their ridiculous fury, But foam and splinters ; my innocence, like these, ^hall stand triumphant, and your malice serve But for a trumpet to proclaim my conquest. Nor shall you, though you do the worst fate can, Howe'er condemn, affright an honest man Rom. May it please the court, I may be heard ? Nov. sen. You come not , To rail again ? but do you shall not find Another Rochfort. Rom. In Novall I cannot ; ! But I come furnished with what will stop , The mouth of his conspiracy 'gainst the life , Of innocent Charalois. Do you know this character? Nov. sen. Yes, 'tis my son's. Rom. May it please you lordships, read it: And you shall find there, with what vehe- mency He did solicit Beaumelle ; how he got A promise from her to enjoy his wishes ; How after, he abjured her company, And yet but that 'tis fit I spare the dead Like a damn'd villain, as soon as recorded, He brake that oath : to make this manifest, Produce his bawds and hers. Enter Officers with Aymer, Florimel, and Bellapert. Char. Have they ta'en their oaths ? Rom. They have, and, rather than endure the rack, "onfess the time, the meeting, nay, the act ; What would you more? only this matron made A free discovery to a good end ; And therefore I sue to the court, she may not Be placed in the black list of the delinquents. Pont. I see by this, Novall's revenge needs me, And I shall do [Aside. Char. 'Tis evident. Nov. sen. That I Till now was never wretched ; here's nc place To curse him or my stars. [Exit, Char. Lord Charalois, The injuries you have sustain'd appear So worthy of the mercy of the court, That, notwithstanding you have gone be yond The letter of the law, they yet acquit you. Pont. But, in Novall, I do condemn liin thus. [Stabs him Charal. I am slain. Rom. Can I look on? Oh, murderou: wretch ! Thy challenge now I answer. So ! die witl him. [Stabs Pontalier Char. A guard ! disarm him. Rom. I yield up my sword Unforced Oh, Charalois. Charal. For shame, Romont, Mourn not for him that dies as he hath lived Still constant and unmoved : what's fall'i upon me Is by heaven's will, because I made myself A judge in my own cause, without thei warrant ; But He that lets me know thus much ii death, With all good men forgive me ! [Dies A New Way to Pay Old Debts. DRAMATIS Lord Lovcll. Sir Giles Cverreach, a cruel extortioner. Frank Wellborn, a prodigal. Tom Allworth, a young gentleman, page to LordLovell. Greedy, a hungry justice of peace. Marrall. a term-driver; a creature 0/Sir Giles Overreach. Order, steward \ Watchall, porter PERSONS. Willdo, a parson Tapwell, an alehouse keeper. Creditors, Servants, &c. Lady Allworth, a rich widow. Margaret, Overreach's daughter. Froth, Tapwell's wife. Chambermaid. Waiting Woman. SCENE, The country near Nottingham. ACT I. SCENE I. Before Tapwell's House. Enter Wellborn in tattered apparel, Tap- well, and Froth. Well. No bouse ? nor no tobacco ? Tap. Not a suck, sir ; Nor the remainder of a single can Left by a drunken porter, all night pall'd too. Froth. Not the dropping of the tap for your morning's draught, sir : Tb verity, I assure you. Well. Verity, YOU brache! he devil turn'd precis The devil turn'd precisian ! Rogue, what am I? Tap. Troth, durst I trust you with a look- ing-glass, To let you see your trim shape, you would quit me, And take the name yourself. Well. How, dog ! Tap. Even so, sir. And I must tell you, if you but advance Your Plymouth cloak, you shall be soon in- structed There dwells, and within call, if it please your worship, A potent monarch, call'd the constable, That does command a citadel call'd the stocks; Whose guards are certain files of ratty bill men, Such as with great dexterity will hale Your tatter 'd, lousy Well. Rascal ! slave I Froth. No rage, sir. Tap. At his own peril : Do not put your- self In too much heat, thre being no water near To quench your thirst ; and sure, for other liquor, As mighty ale, or beer, they are things, I take it, You must no more remember ; not in a dream, sir. Well. Why, thou unthankful villain, dar'st thou talk thus ! Is not thy house, and all thou hast, my gift ? Tap. I find it not in chalk ; and Timothy Tapwell Does keep no other register. Well. Am not I he Whose riots fed and clothed thee ? wert thou not Born on my father's land, and proud to be A drudge in his house ? Tap. What I was, sir, it skills not ; What you are, is apparent : now, for a farewell, Since you talk of father, in my hope it will torment you, I'll briefly tell your story. Your dead father, My quondam master, was a man of worship. Old Sir John Wellborn, justice of peace and quorum. And stood fair to be custos rotulorum ; Bore the whole sway of the shire, kept a great house, Relieved the poor, and so forth ; bat he And the twelve hundred a year coming to you, THE FATAL DOWRY. 3*7 Pont. I receive Tic vengeance which my love, not built on virtue. Has made me worthy, worthy of. [Dies. Char. We are taught By this sad precedent, how just soever Our reasons are to remedy our wrongs, , We are vet to leave them to their will and power That, to that purpose, have authority. For you. Romont. although in your exec You mav plead what you did was in , You may plead what you venge Of the dishonour done unto the court, Yet. since from us you had not warrant for it. We banish you the state : for these, they shall, As they are found guilty or innocent, Or be set free, or suffer punishment. \Exe**t. A NEW WAY TO PAY OLD DEBT&C 3S9 Late master Francis, but now forlorn Well- born Well. Slave, stop ! or I shall lose myself. Froth. Very hardly ; You cannot out of your way. Tap. But to my story : You were then a lord of acres, the prime gallant, And I your under butler ; note the change now : You had a merry time of 't ; hawks and hounds, With choice of running horses : mistresses Of all sorts and all sizes, yet so hot, As their embraces made your lordships melt ; Which your uncle, Sir Giles Overreach, ob- serving, (Resolving not to lose a drop of them,) On foolish mortgages, statutes, and bonds, For a while supplied your looseness, and then left you. Well. Some curate hath penn'd this in- vective, mongrel, And you have studied it. Tap. I have not done yet : Your land gone, and your credit not worth a token, You grew the common borrower ; no man scaped Your paper-pellets, from the gentleman To the beggars on highways, that sold you switches In your gallantry. Well. I shall switch your brains out. Tap. Where poor Tim Tapwell, with a little stock, Some forty pounds or so, bought a small cottage ; Humbled, myself to marriage with my Froth here, Gave entertainment Well. Yes, to whores and canters, Clubbers by night. Tap. True, but they brought in profit, And had a gift to pay for what they called for; And stuck not like your mastership. The poor income I glean'd from them hath made me in my parish Thought worthy to be scavenger, and in time May rise to be overseer of the poor ; Which if I do, on your petition, Wellborn, I may allow you thirteen-pence a quarter," And you shall thank my worship. Well. Thus, you dog-bolt, And thus [Beats and kicks him. Tap. [to his wife.] Cry out for help ! Well. Stir, and thou diest : Your potent prince, the constable, shall not save you. # Hear me, ungrateful hell-hound ! did not I Make purses for you ? then you lick'd my boots, And thought your holiday cloak too coarse to clean them. 'Twas I that, when I heard thee swear if ever Thou couldst arrive at forty pounds, thou wouldst Live like an emperor, 'twas I that gave it In ready gold. Deny this, wretch ! Tap. I must, sir ; For, from the tavern to the taphouse, all, On forfeiture of their licenses, stand bound Ne'er to rememberwho their best guests were, If they grew poor like you. Well. They are well rewarded That beggar themselves to make such cuck- olds rich. Thou viper, thankless viper ! impudent bawd ! But since you are grown forgetful, I will help Your memory, and. tread you into mortar ; Not leave one bone unbroken. [Beats him again. Frotti. Ask mercy. Enter Allworth. Well. Twill not be granted. All. Hold, for my sake hold. Deny me, Frank ! they are not worth your anger. Well. For once thou hast redeem'd them from this sceptre ; But let them vanish, creeping on their knees, And, if they grumble, I revoke my pardon. Froth. This comes of your prating, hus- band ; you presumed On your ambling wit, and must use your glib tongue, Though you are beaten lame for't. Tap. Patience, Froth ; There's law to cure our bruises. [They crawl off on their hands and knees. Well. Sent to your mother? All. My lady, Frank, my patroness, my all! She's such a mourner for my father's death, And, in her love to him, so favours me, That I cannot pay too much observance to her : There are few such stepdames. Well. 'Tis a noble widow, And keeps her reputation pure, and clear From the least taint of infamy ; her life, With the splendour of her actions, leaves no tongue 39 A NEW WAY TO PAY OLD DEBTS. To envy or detraction. Prithee tell me, Has she no suitors ? All. Even the best of the shire, Frank,' My lord, excepted ; such as sue, and send, And send, and sue again, but to no purpose ; Their frequent visits have not gain'd her presence. Yet she's so far from sullenness and pride, That I dare undertake you shall meet from j her A liberal entertainment : I can give you A catalogue of her suitors' names. Well. Forbear it, While I give you good counsel : I am bound to it. Thy father was my friend ; and that affection I bore to him, in right descends to thee ; Thou art a handsome and a hopeful youth, Nor will I have the least affront stick on thee, If I with any danger can prevent it. All. I thank your noble care ; but, pray you, in what Do I run the hazard ? Well. Art thou not in love ? Put it not off with wonder. All. In love, at my years ! Well. You think you walk in clouds, but are transparent. I have heard all, and the choice that you have made ; And, with my finger, can point out the north star By which the loadstone of your folly's guided ; And, to confirm this true, what think you of Fair Margaret, the only child and heir Of Cormorant Overreach? Does it blush and start, To hear her only named ? blush at your want Of wit, and reason. All. You are too bitter, sir. Well. Wounds of this nature are not to be cured With balms, but corrosives. I must be plain : Art thou scarce manumised from the porter's lodge, And yet sworn sen-ant to the pantofle, And dars't thou dream of marriage? I fear 'Twill be concluded for impossible. That there is now, or e'er shall be hereafter, A handsome page, or player's boy of fourteen, But either loves a wench, or drabs love him ; Court-waiters not exempted. All. This is madness. Howe'er you have discover 'd my intents, You know my aims are lawful ; and if ever The queen of flowers, the glory of the spring, The sweetest comfort to our smell, the rose, Sprang from an envious briar, I may infer, i There's such disparity in their conditions, Between the goodness of my soul, the daughter, And the base churl her father. Well. Grant this true, As I believe it, canst thou ever hope To enjoy a quiet bed with her, whose father Ruin'd thy state ? All. And yours too. Well. I confess it. True ; I must tell you as a friend, and freely, That, where impossibilities are apparent, "Tis indiscretion to nourish hopes. Canst thou imagine (let not self-love blind thee) That Sir Giles Overreach, that, to make her great In swelling titles, without touch of con- science, Will cut his neighbour's throat, and I hope his own too, Will e'er consent to make her thine ? Give o'er, And think of some course suitable to thy rank, And prosper in it. AIL You have well advised me. But, in the mean time, you, that are so studious Of my affairs, wholly neglect your own : Remember yourself, and in what plight you are. Well. No matter, no matter. All. Yes, 'tis much material : You know my fortune, and my means ; yet something I can spare from myself, to help your wants. Well. How's this? All. Nay, be not angry ; there's eight pieces, To put you in better fashion. Well. Money from thee ! From a boy ! a stipendiary ! one that lives At the devotion of a stepmother, And the uncertain favour of a lord ! I'll eat my arms first. Howsoe'er blind Fortune Hath spent the utmost of her malice on me; Though I am vomited out of an alehouse, And thus accoutred ; know not where to eat, Or drink, or sleep, but underneath this canopy ; Although I thank thee, I despise thy offer : And as I, in my madness, broke my state, Without the assistance of another's brain, In my right wits I'll piece it ; at the worst, Die thus, and be forgotten. All. A strange humour ! \Excvnt. A NEW WAY TO PAY OLD DEBTS. GENE II. A Room in LadyAlhvorth's House. Enter Order, Amble, Furnace, and Watchall. Ord. Set all things right, or, as my name is Order, nd by this staff of office that commands you, ris chain and double ruff, symbols of power, hoever misses in his function, >r one whole week makes forfeiture of his breakfast, nd privilege in the wine-cellar. Amb. You are merry, ood master steward. Furn. Let him ; I'll be angry. Amb. Why, fellow Furnace, 'tis not twelve o'clock yet, or dinner taking up ; then, 'tis allow 'd, ooks, by their places, may be choleric. Furn. You think you have spoke wisely, goodman Amble, y lady's go-before ! Ord. Nay, nay, no wrangling. Furn. Twit me with the authority of the kitchen ! all hours, and all places, I'll be angry ; nd thus provoked, when I am at my prayers will be angry. Amb. There was no hurt meant. Furn. I am friends with thee ; and yet I will be angry. Ord. With whom ? Furn. No matter whom : yet, now I think on it, ' am angry with my lady. Watch. Heaven forbid, man ! Ord . What cause has she given thee ? Furn. Cause enough, master steward. t was entertained by her to please her palate, \nd, till she forswore eating, I perform'd it. S T ow, since our master, noble Allworth, died, rhough I crack my brains to find out tempting sauces, \nd raise fortifications in the pastry, Such as might serve for models in the Low Countries ; Which, if they had been practised at Breda, Spinola might have thrown his cap at it, and- ne'er took it Amb. But you had wanted matter there to work on. Furn. Matter ! with six eggs, and a strike of rye meal, I had kept the town till doomsday, perhaps longer. Ord. But what's this to your pet against my lady ? Furn. What's this? marry this ; when I am three parts roasted, And the fourth part parboiled, to prepare her viands, She keeps her chamber, dines with a panada, Or water-gruel, my sweat never thought on. Ord. But your art is seen in the dining- room. Furn. By whom ? By such as pretend love to her ; but come To feed upon her. Yet, of all the harpies That do devour her, I am out of charity With none so much as the thin-gutted squire. That's stolen into commission. Ord. Justice Greedy ? i. The same, the same : meat's cart Fur ft. away upon him, It never thrives ; he holds this paradox. Who eats not well, can ne'er do justice well: His stomach's as insatiate as the grave, Or strumpets' ravenous appetites. \Knockingwitki*. \Vatch. One knocks. [F.vff. Ord. Our late young master ! Re-enter Watchall and Alhvorth. ' Amb. Welcome, sir. Furn. Your hand ; If you have a stomach, a cold bakc-m cat's ready. Ord. His father's picture in little. Furn. We are all your servants. Amb. In you he lives. All. At once, my thanks to all ; This is yet some comfort. Is my lady , stirri'ng ? Enter Lady Allworth, Waiting Woman, and Chambermaid. Ord. Her presence answers for us. L. All. Sort those silks well. I'll take the air alone. [Exeunt Waiting Woman and Cham- bermaid. Furn. You air and air ; But will you never taste but spoon-meat . more ? To what use serve I ? L. All. Prithee, be not angry ; I shall ere long ; i' the mean time, there is gold To buy thee aprons, and a summer suit. Furn. I am appeased, and Furnace now grows cool. L. /^//.SAnd, as I gave directions, if this morning [ am visited by any, entertain them 392 A NEW WAY TO PAY OLD DEBTS. As heretofore ; but say, in my excuse, I am indisposed. Ord. I shall, madam. L. AH. Do, and leave me. Nay, stay you, Alhvorth. [Exeunt Order, Amble, Furnace, and Watchall. All. I shall gladly grow here, I To wait on your commands. L. All. So soon turn'd courtier ! All. Style not that courtship, madam, which is duty Purchased on your part. L. All. Well, you shall o'ercome; I'll not contend in words. How is it with Your noble master ? All. Ever like himself; No scruple lessen'd in the full weight of honour : He did command me, pardon my pre- sumption, As his unworthy deputy, to kiss Your ladyship's fair hands. L. All. I am honour'd in His favour to me. Does he hold his purpose For the Low Countries ? All. Constantly, good madam ; But he will in person first present his sen-ice. L. All. And how approve you of his course ? you are yet Like virgin parchment, capable of any Inscription, vicious or honourable. I will not force your will, but leave you free To your own election. All. Any form you please, I will put on ; but, might I make my choice, With humble emulation I would follow The path my lord marks to me. L. All. 'Tis well answer'd, And I commend your spirit : you had a father, Bless'd be his memory ! that some few hours Before the will of heaven took him from me, Who did commend you, by the dearest ties Of perfect love between us, to my charge ; And, therefore, what I speak, you are bound to hear, With such respect as if he lived in me. He was my husband, and howe'er you are not Son of my womb, you may be of my love, Provided you deserve it. All. I have found you, Most honour'd madam, the best mother to me ; And, with my utmost strengths of care and service, Will labour that you never may repent Your bounties shower'd upon me. L. All. I much hope it. These were your father's words : If eer my son Follow the war, tell him it is a school, Where all the principles tending to honour Are taught, if truly follow' d : but for such As repair thither, as a place in which They do presume they may with license practise Their lusts and riots, they shall never merit The noble name of soldiers. To dare boldly In a fair cause, and for their country's safety, To run upon the cannon s mouth undaunted; To obey their leaders, and shun mutinies ; To bear with patience the winter's cold, And summer s scorching heat, and not to faint, When plenty of provision fails, with hunger; Are the essential parts make up a soldier, Not swearing, dice, or drinking. All. There's no syllable You speak, but is to me an oracle, Which but to doubt were impious. L. All. To conclude : Beware ill company, for often men Are like to those with whom they do con- verse ; And, from one man I warn you, and that's Wellborn : Not 'cause he's poor, that rather claims your pity ; But that he's in his manners so debauch'd, And hath to vicious courses sold himself. 'Tis true, your father loved him, while he was Worthy the loving ; but if he had lived To have seen him as he is, he had cast him off. As you must do. All. I shall obey in all things. L. All. Follow me to my chamber, you shall have gold To furnish you like my son, and still sup- plied, As I hear from you. All. I am still your creature. \Exeunt. SCENE III. A Hall in the same. Enter Overreach, Greedy, Order, Amble, Furnace, Watchall, and Marrall. Greedy. Not to be seen ! j Over. Still cloister'd up ! Her reason, 'I hope, assures her, though she make herself Close prisoner ever lor her husband's loss, 'Twill not recover him. Ord. Sir, it is her will, W r hich we, that are her servants, ought to serve, And not dispute : howe'er, you are nobly welcome ; A NEW WAY TO PAY OLD DEBTS. 393 And, if you please to stay, that you may think so, There came, not six days since, from Hull, a pipe, Of rich Canary, which shall spend itself For my lady's honour. Greedy. Is it of the right race ? Ord. Yes, master Greedy. Amb. How his mouth runs o'er ! Furn. I'll make it run, and run. Save your good worship ! Greedy. Honest master cook, thy hand ; again : how I love thee ! Are the good dishes still in being ? speak, boy. Furn. If you have a mind to feed, there is a chine Of beef, well season'd. Greedy. Good ! Furn. A pheasant, larded. Greedy. That I might now give thanks for't ! Furn. Other kickshaws. Besides, there came last night, from the forest of Sherwood, The fattest stag I ever cook'd. Greedy. A stag, man ! Furn. A stag, sir; part of it prepared for dinner, And baked in puff-paste. Greedy. Puff-paste too ! Sir Giles, .A ponderous chine of beef ! a pheasant larded ! And red deer too, sir Giles, and baked in puff-paste ! All business set aside, let us give thanks here, i Furn. How the lean skeleton's rapt ? 1 Over. You know we cannot. Mar. Your worships are to sit on a com- mission, And if you fail to come, youlose the cause. Greedy. Cause me no causes. I'll prove't, for such a dinner, We may put off a commission : you shall find it Uenrici decimo quarto. Over. Fie, master Greedy ! Will you lose me a thousand pounds for a dinner, No more, for shame ! we must forget the belly, When we think of profit. Greedy. Well, you shall o'er-rule me ; I could e'en cry now. Do you hear, master cook, Send but a corner of that immortal pasty, And I, in thankfulness, will, by your boy, -Send you a brace of three-pences. Furn. Will you be so prodigal ? Enter Wellborn. Over. Remember me to your lady. Who have we here ? Well. You know me. [ Over. I did once, but now I will not ; Thou art no blood of mine. Avaunt, thou beggar ! If ever thou presume to own me more, I'll have thee caged, and whipp'd. Greedy. I'll grant the warrant. Think of pie-corner, Furnace ! {Exeunt Overreach, Greedy, and Marrall. Watch. Will you out, sir? I wonder how you durst creep in. Ord. This is rudeness, And saucy impudence. Amb. Cannot you stay To be serv'd, among your fellows, from the basket, But you must press into the hall ? Furn. Prithee, vanish Into some outhouse, though it be the pigstie ; My scullion shall come to thee. Enter Allworth. Well. This is rare : Oh, here's Tom Allworth. Tom ! All. We must be strangers ; Nor would I have you seen here for a million. [Exit. Well. Better and better. He contemns me too ! Enter Waiting Woman and Chambermaid. Woman. Foh, what a smell's here ! what thing's this ? Cham. A creature Made out of the privy ; let us hence, for love's sake, Or I shall swoon. Woman. I begin to faint already. [Exeunt Waiting Woman and Chamber- maid. Watch. Will you know your way? Amb. Or shall we teach it you, By the 'head and shoulders ? Well. No ; I will not stir ; Do you mark, I will not : let me see the wretch That dares attempt to force me. WTiy, you slaves, Created only to make legs, and cringe ; To carry in a dish, and shift a trencher ; That have not souls only to hope a blessing Beyond black jacks or flagons; you, that were born Only to consume meat and drink, and batten 394 A NEW WAY TO PAY OLD DEBTS. Upon reversions ! who advances ? who Shews me the way? Ord. My lady! Enter Lady Allworth, Waiting Woman, and Chambermaid. Cham. Here's the monster. Well. That husband, madam, was once in his fortune Almost as low as I ; want, debts, and quarrels Lay heavy on him : let it not be thought A boast in me, though I say, I relieved him. Twas I that gave him fashion ; mine the sword, That did on all occasions second his : Woman. Sweet madam, keep your glove j I brought him on and off with honour, lady; to your nose. Cham. Or let me Fetch some perfumes may be predominant ; You wrong yourself else. Well. Madam, my designs Bear me to you. L. All. To me ! Well. And though I have met with But ragged entertainment from your grooms here, And when in all men's judgments he was sunk, And, in his own hopes, not to be buoy'd up, I stepp'd unto him, took him by the hand, And set him upright. Furn. Are not we base rogues, That could forget this ? Well. I confess, ) r ou made him Master of your estate; nor could your friends, i Though he brought no wealth with him, I hope from you to receive that noble usage j blame you for it ; As may become the true friend of your For he had a shape, and to that shape a husband, mind And then I shall forget these. Made up of all parts, either great or noble ; So winning a behaviour, not to be Resisted, madam. L. All. 'Tis most true, he had. Well. For his sake, then, in that I was his friend, Do not contemn me. L. All. For what's past excuse me, I will redeem it. Order, give the gentleman L. All. I am amazed To see, and hear this rudeness. Darest thou think, Though sworn, that it can ever find belief, That I, who to the best men of this country Denied my presence, since my husband's death, Can fall so low, as to change words with thee? Thou son of infamy ! forbear my house, And know, and keep the distance that's be- tween us ; Or, though it be against my gentler temper, I shall take order you no more shall be An eyesore to me. Well. Scorn me not, good lady ; But, as in form you are angelical, Imitate the heavenly natures, and vouchsafe At the least awhile to hear me. You will grant The blood that runs in this arm is as noble As that which fills your veins ; those costly jewels, And those rich clothes you wear, your men's observance, And women's flattery, are in you no virtues ; Nor these rags, with my poverty, in me vices. You have a fair fame, and, I know deserve it ; Yet, lady, I must say. in nothing more Than in the pious sorrow you have shewn For your late noble husband. Ord. How she starts! Furn. And hardly can keep finger from the eye, To hear him named. L. All. Have you aught else to say ? A hundred pounds. Well. No, madam, on no terms : I will nor beg nor borrow sixpence of you, But be supplied elsewhere, or want thus ever. Only one suit I make, which you deny not To strangers ; and 'tis this. [ Whispers to her. L. All. Fie ! nothing eise? Well. Nothing, unlessyou please tocharge your sen-ants, To throw away a little respect upon me. L. All. What you demand is yours. Well. I thank 'you, lady. Now what can be wrought out of such a suit Is yet in supposition : \Asidc.~\ I have said all; When you please, you may retire. {Exit Lady All worth.} Nay, all's forgotten ; {To the Servants. And, for a lucky omen to my project, Shake hands, and end all 'quarrels in the cellar. Ord. Agreed, agreed. Furn. Still merry master Wellborn. Exeunt. A NEW WAY TO PAY OLD DEBTS. 395 ACT II. SCENE I. A Room in Overreach's House. Enter Overreach < Marrall. \ Over. He's gone, I warrant thee ; this commission crush'd him. Mar. Your worships have the way on't, and ne'er miss To squeeze these unthrifts into air : and yet, The chapfall'n justice did his part, re- turning For your advantage, the certificate, Against his conscience, and his knowledge too, With your good favour, to the utter ruin Of the poor farmer. Over. 'Twas for these good ends I made him a justice : he that bribes his belly, Is certain to command his soul. Mar. I wonder, Still with your license, why, your worship having The power to put this thin-gut in commis- sion, You are not in't yourself? Over. Thou art a fool ; In being out of office I am out of danger ; -WHere, if I were a justice, besides the trouble, I might or out of wilfulness, or error, Run myself finely into a premunire, And so become a prey to the informer. No, I'll have none oft ; 'tis enough I keep Greedy at my devotion : so he serve My purposes, let him hang, or damn, I care not ; Friendship is but a word. Afar. You are all wisdom. Over. I would be worldly wise ; for the other wisdom, That does prescribe us a well govern'd life, And to do right to others, as ourselves, 1 value not an atom. Mar. What course take you, With your good patience, to hedge in the manor Of your neighbour, master Frugal? as 'tis said He will nor sell, nor borrow, nor exchange ; And his land, lying in the midst of your many lordships, Is a foul blemish. Over. I have thought on't, Marrall, And it shall take. I must have all men sellers, And I the only purchaser. Mar. 'Tis most fit, sir. Over. I'll therefore buy some cottage near his manor, Which done, I'll make my men break ope his fences, Ride o'er his standing corn, and in the night Set fire on his bams, or break his cattle's legs: fThese trespasses draw on suits, and suits expenses, Which I can spare, but will soon beggar him. When I have harried him thus two or three year, Though he sue in forma pauper is, in spite Of all his thrift and care, he'll grow behind- hand. Mar. The best I ever heard ! I could adore you. Over. Then, with the favour of my man of law, I will pretend some title : want will force him To put it to arbitrement ; then, if he sell For half the value, he shall have ready- money, And I possess his land. Mar. 'Tis above wonder ! Wellborn was apt to sell, and needed not These fine arts, sir, to hook him in. Over. Well thought on. This varlet, Marrall, lives too long, to up- braid me With my close cheat put upon him. Will nor cold, Nor hunger, kill him ? Mar. I know not what to think on't. I have used all means ; and the last night I caused His host, the tapster, to turn him out of doors ; And have been since with all your friends and tenants, And, on the forfeit of your favour, charged them, Though a crust of mouldy bread would keep him from starving, Yet they should not relieve him. This is done, sir. Over. That was something, Marrall ; but thou must go further, And suddenly, Marrall. Mar. Where, and when you please, sir. Over. I would have thee seek him out, and, if thou canst, Persuade him that 'tis better steal than beg ; n, if I Then, if I prove he has but robb'd a henroost,, L.396 A NEW WAY TO PAY OLD DEBTS. Not all the world shall save him from the gallows. Do any thing to work him to despair ; And 'tis thy masterpiece. Mar. I will do my best, sir. Over. I am now on my main work with the lord Lovell, The gallant-minded, popular lord Lovell, The minion of the people's love. I hear He's come into the country, and my aims are To insinuate myself into his knowledge, And then invite him to my house. Mar. I have you ; This points at my young mistress. Over. She must part with That humble title, and write honourable, Right honourable, Marrall, my right ho- nourable daughter ; If all I have, or e'er shall get, will do it. I'll have her well attended; there are ladies Of errant knights decay 'd, and brought so low, That for cast clothes and meat will gladly serve her. And 'tis my glory, though I come from the city, To have their issue whom I have undone, To kneel to mine as bondslaves. Mar. 'Tis fit state, sir. Over. And therefore, I'll not have a chambermaid That ties her shoes, or any meaner office, But such whose fathers were right worship- ful. 'Tis a rich man's pride ! there having ever been More than a feud, a strange antipathy, Between us and true gentry. Enter Wellborn. Mar. See, who's here, sir. i Over. Hence, monster ! prodigy ! Well. Sir, your wife's nephew , She and my father tumbled in one belly. Over. Avoid my sight ! thy breath's in- fectious, rogue ! I shun thee as a leprosy, or the plague. XDome hither, Marrall this is the time to work him. {Aside, and exit. Mar. I warrant you, sir. Well. By this light I think he's mad. Mar. Mad ! had you ta'en compassion on yourself, You long since had been mad. Well. You have ta'en a course Between you and my venerable uncle, To make me so. Mar. The more pale-spirited you, That would not be instructed. I swear deeply Well. By what? Mar. By my religion, Well. Thy religion ! The devil's creed : but what would you have done? Mar. Had there been but one tree in all the shire, Nor any hope to compass a penny halter, Before, like you, I had outlived my fortunes, A withe had served my turn to hang myself. I am zealous in your cause ; pray you hang yourself, And presently, as you love your credit. Well. I thank you. Mar. Will you stay till you die in a ditch, or lice devour you ? Or, if you dare not do the feat yourself, But that you'll put the state to charge and trouble, Is there no purse to be cut, house to be broken, Or market-woman with eggs, that you may murder, And so dispatch the business ? Well. Here's variety, I must confess ; but I'll accept of none Of all your gentle offers, I assure you. Mar. Why, have you hope ever to eat again, Or drink? or be the master of three farthings? If you like not hanging, drown yourself ; take some course For your reputation. Well. 'Twill not do, dear tempter, With all the rhetoric the fiend hath taught you. I arn as far as thou art from despair ; Nay, I have confidence, which is more than hope, To live, and suddenly, better than ever. Mar. Ha ! ha ! these castles you build in the air, Will not persuade me or to give, or lend, A token to you. Well. I'll be more kind to thee : Come, thou shalt dine with me. Mar. With you ! Well. Nay more, dine gratis. Mar. Under what hedge, I pray you? or at whose cost ? Are they padders, or abram-men that are your consorts ? Well. 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"1PM ssBd oj sdoq jaAa noq; }sop ' sdiqAV -Sop jo 'jqnop ou '3otoqo q}i t \\. '*& adoq s^jsqj A\OU 'AB aABUJt 'qjaoA\nv ^P B I J3UUlp p3)UBqOU3 UB 3q uiBjq Xqx UBO a^\\ ' S9U1BJ jo ussnb ao 'sjfBl 3qj jo XpBj sqj i sxaaa ano AVJ OJL AVAV A\HN v A NEW WAY TO PAY OLD DEBTS. 399 By fire ! for cooks are Persians, and swear by it, Of all the griping and extorting tyrants I ever heard or read of, I ne'er met A match to sir Giles Overreach. Watch. What will you take To tell him so, fellow Furnace ? Fur. Just as much As my throat is worth, for that would be the price on't. To have a usurer that starves himself, And wears a cloak of one and twenty years On a suit of fourteen groats, bought of the hangman, To grow rich, and then purchase, is too common : But this sir Giles feeds high, keeps many servants, Who must at his command do any outrage ; Rich in his habit, vast in his expenses ; Yet he to admiration still increases In wealth, and lordships. Ord. He frights men out of their estates, And breaks through all law-nets, made to curb ill men, As they were cobwebs. No man dares re- prove him. Such a spirit to dare, and power to do, were never Lodged so unluckily. Re-enter Amble laughing. Amb. Ha! ha ! I shall burst. Ord. Contain thyself, man. Furn. Or make us partakers Of your sudden mirth. Amb. Ha ! ha ! my lady has got Such a guest at her table ! this term-driver, Marrall, This snip of an attorney Furn. What of him, man? Amb. The knave thinks still he's at the cook's shop in Ram Alley, Where the clerks divide, and the elder is to choose ; And feeds so slovenly ! Furn. Is this all? Amb. My lady Drank to him for fashion sake, or to please master Wellborn ; As I live, he rises, and takes up a dish In which there were some remnants of a boil'd capon, And pledges her in white broth ! Furn. Nay, - 'tis like The rest of his tribe. Amb. And when I brought him wine, He leaves his stool, and, after a leg or two, Most humbly thanks my worship. Ord. Risen already ! A mb. I shall be chid. Re-enter Lady Alhvorth, Wellborn, and Marrall. Furn. My lady frowns. L. All. You wait well ! [To Amble. Let me have no more of this ; I observed your jeering : Sirrah, I'll have you know, whom I think worthy To sit at my table, be he ne'er so mean, When I am present, is not your companion. Otd. Nay, she'll preserve what's due to her. Furn. This refreshing Follows your flux of laughter. L. All. [TV Wellborn.] You are master Of your own will. I know so much of manners, As not to inquire your purposes ; in a word, To me you are ever welcome, as to a house That is your own. Well. Mark that. [AndetoVaxaXL Mar. With reverence, sir, An it like your worship. Well. Trouble yourself no further, Dear madam ; my heart's full of zeal and service, However in my language I am sparing. Come, master Marrall. Mar. I attend your worship. [Exeunt Wellborn and Marrall. L. All. I see in your looks you are sorry, and you know me An easy mistress: be merry; I have forgot all. Order and Furnace, come with me ; I must ! give you Further directions. Ord. What you please. Furn. We are ready. [Exeunt. SCENE III. The Country near Lady Allworth's House. Enter Wellborn, and Marrall bare-headed. Well. I think I am in a good way. Mar. Good ! sir ; the best way, The certain best way. Well. There are casualties That men are subject to. Mar. You are above them ; And as you are already worshipful, I hope ere long you will increase in worship, And be, right Worshipful. Well. Prithee do not flout me : What I shall be, I shall be. Is't for your ease, You keep your hat off? 400 A NEW WAY T6 PAY OLD DEBTS. Mar. Ease ! an it like your worship ! I hope Jack Marrall shall' not live so long, To prove himself such an unmannerly beast, Though it hail hazel-nuts, as to be cover 'd When your worship's present. Well. Is not this a true rogue, That, out of mere hope of a future cozenage, Can turn thus suddenly? 'tis rank already. [Aside. Mar. I know your worship's wise, and needs no counsel : Yet if, in my desire to do you service, I humbly offer my advice, (but still Under correction,) I hope I shall not Incur your high displeasure. We'll. No ; speak freely. Mar. Then, in my judgment, sir, my simple judgment, (Still with your worship's favour,) I could wish you A better habit, for this cannot be But much distasteful to the noble lady, (I say no more) that loves you : for, this morning, To me, and I am but a swine to her, Before the assurance of her wealth perfumed you, You savour'd not of amber. Well. I do now then ! Mar. This your batoon hath got a touch of it. \Kisses the end of his cudgel. Yet, if you please, for change, I have twenty pounds here, Which, out of my true love, I'll presently Lay down at your worship's feet ; 'twill serve to buy you A riding suit. Well. But where's the horse? Mar. My gelding Is at your service : nay, you shall ride me, Before your worship shall be put to the trouble To walk afoot. Alas ! when you are lord Of this lady's manor, as I know you will be, You may with the lease of glebe land, call'd Knave's-acre, A place I would manure, requite your vassal. Well. I thank thy love, but must make no use of it ; What's twenty pounds ? Mar. "Tis all that I can make, sir. Well. Dost thou think, though I want clothes, I could not have them, For one word to my lady ? Mar. As I know not that ! Well. Come, I will tell thee a secret, and so leave thee. I will not give her the advantage, though she be A gallant-minded lady, after we are married, (There being no woman, but is sometimes fro ward, ) To hit me in the teeth, and say, she was forced To buy my wedding-clothes, and took me on. With a plain riding-suit, and an ambling nag, No, I'll be furnish'd something like myself, And so farewell : for thy suit touching Knave's-acre, When it is mine, 'tis thine. [Exif* Mar. I thank your worship. How was I cozen'd in the calculation Of this man's fortune! my master cozen'd too. Whose pupil I am in the art of undoing men ~ For that is our profession ! Well, well, master Wellborn, You are of a sweet nature, and fit again to be cheated : Which, if the Fates please, when you are possess'd Of the land and lady, you, sans question, shall be. I'll presently think of the means. [ Walks by musing* Enter Overreach, speaking to a servant within. Over. Sirrah, take my horse. I'll walk to get me an appetite ; 'tis but a. mile, And exercise will keep me from being pursey. Ha ! Marrall ! is he conjuring ? perhaps The knave has wrought the prodigal to do Some outrage on himself, and now he feels Compunction in his conscience for't : nc* matter, So it be done. Marrall ! Mar. Sir. Over. How succeed we In our plot on Wellborn ? Mar. Never better, sir. Over. Has he hang'd or drown'd himself? Mar. No, sir, he lives ; Lives once more to be made a prey to you,. A greater prey than ever. Over. Art thou in thy wits ? If thou art, reveal this miracle, and briefly. Mar. A lady, sir, is fall'n in love with him. Over. With him? what lady? Mar. The rich lady Allworth. Over. Thou dolt ! how dar'st thou speak this? Mar. I speak truth. And I do so but once a year, unless It be to you, sir : we dined with her ladyship, I thank his worship. Over. His worship ! A NEW WAY TO PAY OLD DEBTS. 401 Mar. As I live, sir, I dined with him, at the great lady's table, Simple as I stand here ; and saw when she kiss'd him, And would, at his request, have kiss'd me too; But I was not so audacious as some youths are, That dare do anything, be it ne'er so absurd, And sad after performance. Over. Why, thou rascal ! To tell me these impossibilities. Dine at her table ! and kiss him ! or thee ! Impudent varlet, have not I myself, To whom great countesses' doors have oft flew open, Ten times attempted, since her husband's death, In vain, to see her, though I came a suitor? And yet your good solicitorship, and rogue Wellborn, Were brought into her presence, feasted with her ! But that I know thee a dog that cannot blush, 'This most incredible lie would call up one, On thy buttermilk cheeks. Mar. Shall I not trust my eyes, sir, Or taste ? I feel her good cheer in my belly. Over. You shall feel me, if you give not over, sirrah : Recover your brains again, and be no more gull'd With a beggar's plot, assisted by the aids Of serving-men and chambermaids, for beyond these Thou never saw'st a woman, or I'll quit you From my employments. Mar. Will you credit this yet ? On my confidence of their marriage, I offer'd Wellborn I would give a crown now I durst say his worship [Aside. My nag, and twenty pounds. Over. Did you so, ideot ! {Strikes him down. Was this the way to work him to despair, Or rather to cross me ? Mar. Will your worship kill me ? Over. No, no ; but drive the lying spirit out of you. Mar. He's gone. Over. I have done then : now, forgetting Your late imaginary feast and lady, Know, my lord Lovell dines with me to- morrow. Be careful nought be wanting to receive him ; And bid my daughter's women trim her up, Though they paint her, so she catch the lord, I'll thank them : There's a piece for my late blows. Mar. I must yet suffer : But there may be a time [Aside. Over. Do you grumble ? Mar. No, sir. {Exeunt. ACT III. SCENE I. The Country near Overreach's House. Enter Lord Lovell, Allworth, and Servants. Lov. Walk the horses down the hill : something in private I must impart to Allworth. {Exeunt Servants. All. O, my lord, What sacrifice of reverence, duty, watching, Although I could put off the use of sleep, And ever wait on your commands to serve them ; What dangers, though in ne'er so horrid shapes, Nay death itself, though I should run to meet it, Can I, and with a thankful willingness suffer ; But still the retribution will fall short Of your bounties shower'd upon me ? Lov. Loving youth ; Till what I purpose be put into act, Donoto'erprize it ; since you have trusted me With your soul's nearest, nay, her dearest secret, Rest confident 'tis in a cabinet lock'd Treachery shall never open. I have found you (For so much to your face I must profess, Howe'er you guard your modesty with a blush'for't) More zealous in your love and service to me, Than I have been in my rewards. All. Still great ones, Above my merit. Lov. Such your gratitude calls them : Nor am I of that harsh and rugged temper As some great men are taxed with, who imagine They part from the respect due to their honours, If they use not all such as follow them, Without distinction of their births, like slaves. I am not so condition'd : I can make A fitting difference between my footboy, And a gentleman by want compell'd to serve 4 02 A NEW WAY TO PAY OLD DEBTS. All. 'Tis thankfully acknowledged ; you have been More like a father to me than a master : Pray you, pardon the comparison. Lev. I allow it ; And to give you assurance I am pleased in't, My carriage and demeanour to your mistress, Fair Margaret, shall truly witness for me, I can command my passions. All. Tis a conquest Few lords can boast of when they are tempted Oh! LJohn Frugal, a merchant. \ Sir Maurice Lacy, son to lord Lacy. Mr. Plenty, a country gentleman. Luke Frugal, brother to sir John. Tradewell Goldwire junior, \ their sons, apprentices Tradewell junior, J to sir John Frugal. Stargaze, an astrologer. Hoyst, a decayed gentleman. decayed merchants. Holdfast,* steward to sir John Frugal. SCENE, London. Ding'em, a pimp. Gettali, a box-keeper. Page, Sheriff, Marshal, Serjeants. Lady Frugal. }*r *"*** Milliscent, her woman. Shave'em, a courtezan. Secret, a bawd. Orpheus, Charon, Cerberus, Chorus* Musicians, Porters, Servants. ACT I. SCENE I. A Room in Sir John Frugal's House. Enter Goldwire junior and Tradewell junior. Gold. The ship is safe in the Pool then ? Trade. And makes good I In her rich fraught, the name she bears, The Speedwell : I My master will find it ; for, on my certain knowledge, I For every hundred that he ventured in her, She hath return'd him five. Gold. And it comes timely ; For, besides a payment on the nail for a manor Late purchased by my master, his young daughters i Are ripe for marriage. Trade. Who ? Nan and Mall ? Gold. Mistress Anne and Mary, and with some addition, Or 'tis more punishable in our house Than scandalum magnatum. Trade. 'Tis great pity Such agentleman as my master (for that title His being a citizen cannot take from him) Hath no male heir to inherit his estate, And keep his name alive. Gold. The want of one, Swells my young mistresses, and their madam-mother, With hopes above their birth, and scale their dreams are Of being made countesses; and. they take state, As they were such already. When you went To the Indies, there was some shape and proportion Of a merchant's house in our family; but since My master, to gain precedency for my mis- tress, Above some elder merchants' wives, was knighted, 'Tis grown a little court in bravery, Variety of fashions, and those rich ones : There are few great ladies going to a mask That do outshine ours in their every-day habits. Trade. 'Tis strange, my master, in his wisdom, can Give the reins to sucja exorbitance. Gold. He must, Or there's no peace nor rest for him at home : I grant his state will bear it ; yet he's cen- sured For his indulgence, and, for sir John Frugal, By some styled sir John Prodigal. Trade. Is his brother, Master Luke Frugal, living? Gold. Yes ; the more His misery, poor man ! Trade. Still in the counter? 424 THE CITY MADAM. Gold. In a worse place. He was redeem'd from the hole, To live, in our house, in hell ; since, his base usage Consider'd, 'tis no better. My proud lady Admits him to her table ; marry, ever Beneath the salt, and there he sits the sub- ject Of her contempt and scorn ; and dinner ended, His courteous nieces find employment for him Fitting an under-prentice, or a footman, And not an uncle. Trade. I wonder, being a scholar Well read, and travell'd, the world yielding means For men of such desert, he should endure it. Gold. He does, with a strange patience ; and to us, The servants, so familiar, nay humble ! Enter Stargaze, Lady Frugal, Anne, Mary, and Milliscent, in several affected postures, with looking-glasses at their girdles. I'll tell you but I am cut off. Look these Like a citizen's wife and daughters ? Trade. In their habits They appear other things : but what are the motives Of this strange preparation ? Gold. The young wagtails Expect their suitors : the first, the son and heir Of the lord Lacy, who needs my master's money, As his daughter does his honour ; the second, Mr. Plenty, A rough-hewn gentleman, and newly come To a great estate ; and so all aids of art In them's excusable. L. Frug. You have done your parts here : To your study ; and be curious in the search Of the nativities. [Exit Stargaze. Trade. Methinks the mother, As if she could renew her youth, in care, Nay curiosity, to appear lovely, Comes not behind her daughters. Gold. Keeps the first place ; And though the church-book speak her fifty, they That say she can write thirty, more offend her, Than if they tax'd her honesty : t'other day, A tenant of hers, instructed in her humour, But one she never saw, being brought before her, For saying only, Good youn^ mistress, help To the speech of your lady-mother, so far pleased her, That he got his lease renew'd for't. Trade. How she bristles ! Prithee, observe her. Mill. As I hope to see A country knight's son and heir walk bare before you When you are a countess, as you may be one When my master dies, or leaves trading ; and I, continuing Your principal woman, take the upper hand Of a squire's wife, though a justice, as I must By the place you give me ; you look now as young As when you were married. L. Frug. I think I bear my years well. Mill. Why should you talk of years? Time hath not plough'd One furrow in your face ; and were you not known The mother of my young ladies, you might pass For a virgin of fifteen. Trade. Here's no gross flattery ! Will she swallow this ? Gold. You see she does, and glibly. Mill. You never can be old ; wear but a mask Forty years hence, and you will still seem young In your other parts. What a waist is here ! O Venus ! That I had been born a king ! and here a hand To be kiss'd ever ; pardon my boldness, madam. Then, for a leg and foot, you will be courted When a great grandmother. L. Frug. These, indeed, wench, are not So subject to decayings as the face ; Their comeliness lasts longer. Mill. Ever, ever ! Such a rare featured and proportion'd madam, London could never boast of. L. Frug. Where are my shoes? Mill. Those that your ladyship gave order, should Be made of the Spanish perfum'd skins ? L. Frug. The same. Mill. I sent the prison-bird this morning for them ; But he neglects his duty. Anne. He is grown Exceeding careless. Man 1 . And begins to murmur THE CITY MADAM. 425 At our commands, and sometimes grumbles to us, He is, forsooth, our uncle ! L. Frug. He is your slave, And as such use him. Anne. Willingly ; but he's grown Rebellious, madam. Gold. Nay, like hen, like chicken. /. Frug. I'll humble him. Enter Luke, with shoes, garters, fans, and roses. Gold. Here he comes, sweating all over : He shews like a walking frippery. L. Frug. Very good, sir : Were you drunk last night, that you could rise no sooner, With humble diligence, to do what my daughters And woman did command you ? Luke. Drunk, an't please you ! L. Frug. Drunk, I said, sirrah ! dar'st thou, in a look, Repine or grumble ? Thou unthankful wretch, Did our charity redeem thee out of prison, (Thy patrimony spent,) ragged and lousy, When the sheriff s basket, and his broken meat, Were your festival-exceedings ! and is this So soon forgotten ? Luke. I confess I am Your creature, madam. L. Frug. And good reason why You should continue so. Anne. Who did new clothe you? Marg. Admitted you to the dining-room ? Mill. Allow 'd you A fresh bed in the garret ? L. Frug. Or from whom Received you spending money? Liike. I owe all this To your goodness, madam ; for it you have my prayers, The beggar's satisfaction : all my studies (Forgetting what I was, but with all duty Remembering what I am) are how to please you. And if in my long stay I have offended, I ask your pardon ; though you may con- sider, Being forced to fetch these from the Old Exchange, These from the Tower, and these from Westminster, I could not come much sooner. Gold. Here was a walk To breathe a footman ! Anne. Tis a curious fan. Mary. These roses will shew rare : would 'twere in fashion That the garters might be seen too ! Mill. Many ladies That know they have good legs, wish the same with you ; Men that way have the advantage. Luke. I was with The lady, and delivered her the satin For her gown, and velvet for her petti- coat ; This night she vows she'll pay you. [Aside to Goldwire. Gold. How I am bound To your favour, master Luke ! Mill. As I live, you will Perfume all rooms you walk in. L. Frug. Get your fur, You shall pull them on within. [2?.rzV Luke. Gold. That servile office Her pride imposes on him. Sir John. \within.~\ Goldwire ! Trade- well ! Trade. My master calls. We come, sir. [Exeunt Goldwire and Tradewell. Enter Holdfast, and Porters -with baskets, &c. L. Frug. What have you brought there ? Hold. The cream o' the market ; Provision enough to serve a garrison. I weep to think on't : when my master got His wealth, his family fed on roots and livers, And necks of beef on Sundays. But now I fear it will be spent in poultry ; Butcher's-meat will not go down. L. Frttg. Why, you rascal, is it At your expense? what cooks have you pro- vided? Hold. The best of the city : they've wrought at my lord mayor's. Anne. Fie on them ! they smell of Fleet- lane, and Pie-corner. Mary. And think the happiness of man's life consists In a mighty shoulder of mutton. L. Frug. I'll have none Shall touch what I shall eat, you grumbling cur, But Frenchmen and Italians ; they wear satin, And dish no meat but in silver. Hold. You may want, though, A dish or two when the service ends. L. Frug. Leave prating ; I'll have my will : do you as I command you. [Exatnf. THE CITY MADAM. SCENE II. The Street before Frugal's House. Enter Sir Maurice Lacy and Page. Sir Maur. You were with Plenty ? Page. Yes, sir. Sir Maur. And what answer Return'd the clown ? Page. Clown, sir ! he is transform'd, And grown a gallant of the last edition ; More rich than gaudy in his habit ; yet The freedom and the bluntness of his language Continues with him. When I told him that You gave him caution, as he loved the peace And safety of his life, he should forbear To pass the merchant's threshold, until you, Of his two daughters, had made choice of her Whom you design'd to honour as your wife, He smiled in scorn. Sir Maur. In scorn ! Page. His words confirm 'd it ; They were few, but to this purpose : Tell your master, Though his lordship in reversion -were now his, It cannot awe me. I was lorn a freeman, And will not yield, in the way of affection, Precedence to him : I will visit them, Though he sate porter to de?iy me entrance : When I meet him next, I'll say more to his face. Deliver thou this : then gave me a piece, To help my memory, and so we parted. Sir Maur. Where got he this spirit ? Page. At the academy of valour, Newly erected for the institution Of elder brothers ; where they are taught the ways, Though they refuse to seal for a duellist, How to decline a challenge. He himself Can best resolve you. Enter Plenty and three Servants, Sir Maur. You, sir ! Plenty. What with me, sir? How big you look ! I will not loose a hat To a hair's breadth : move your beaver, I'll move mine ; Or if you desire to prove your sword, mine hangs As near my right hand, and will as soon out; though I keep not A fencer to breathe me. Walk into Moor- fields I dare look on your Toledo. Do not shew A foolish valour in the streets, to make Work for shopkeepers and their clubs, 'tis scurvy, And the women will laugh at us. Sir Maur. You presume On the protection of your hinds. Plenty. I scorn it : Though I keep men, I fight not with their fingers, Nor make it my religion to follow The gallant's fashion, to have my family Consisting in a footman and a page, And those two sometimes hungry. I can feed these, And clothe them too, my gay sir. Sir Maur. What a fine man Hath your tailor made you ! Plenty. 'Tis quite contrary, I have made my tailor, for my clothes are. paid for As soon as put on ; a sin your man of title Is seldom guilty of ; but Heaven forgive it I I have other faults, too, very incident To a plain gentleman : I eat my venison With my neighbours in the country, and present not My pheasants, partridges, and growse to the usurer ; Nor ever yet paid brokage to his scrivener. I flatter not my mercer's wife, nor feast her With the first cherries, cr peascods, to pre- pare me Credit with her husband, when I come to London. The wool of my sheep, or a score or two of fat oxen InSmithfield, give me money for myexpenses. I can make my wife a jointure of such lands too As are not encumber 'd ; no annuity Or statute lying on them. This I can do, An it please your future honour, and why, therefore, You should forbid my being suitor with you, My dullness apprehends not. Page. This is bitter. [Aside. Sir Maur. I have heard you, sir, and in my patience shewn Too much of the stoic. But to parley further, Or answer your gross jeers, would write me coward. This only, thy great-grandfather was a butcher, And his son a grazier ; thy sire, constable Of the hundred, and thou the first of your dunghill Created gentleman. Now you may come on, sir, You and your thrashers. Plenty'. Stir not, on your lives. THE CITY MADAM. This for the grazier, this for the butcher. [They fig/it. Sir Maur. So, sir ! Page. I'll not stand idle; draw! \to the Servants.] my little rapier, Against your bumb blades ! I'll one by one dispatch you, Then house this instrument of death and horror. Enter Sir John Frugal, Luke, Goldwire junior, and Tradewelly#7z/0r. Sir John. Beat down their weapons. My gate ruffian's hall ! What insolence is this ? Luke. Noble sir Maurice, Worshipful master Plenty Sir John. I blush for you. Men of your quality expose your fame To every vulgar censure ! this at midnight, After a drunken supper in a tavern, (No civil man abroad to censure it,) Had shewn poor in you ; but in the day, and view Of all that pass by, monstrous ! Plenty. Very well, sir ; You look'd for this defence. Sir Maur. Tis thy protection ; But it will deceive thee. Sir John. Hold, if you proceed thus, I must make use of the next justice's power, And leave persuasion ; and in plain terms tell you, Enter Lady Frugal, Anne, Mary, and Milliscent. Neither your birth, sir Maurice, nor your wealth, Shall privilege this riot. See whom you have drawn To be spectators of it ! can you imagine It can stand with the credit of my daughters, To be the argument of your swords ? i'the street too ? Nay, ere you do salute, or I give way To any private conference, shake hands In sign of peace : he that draws back, parts with My good opinion. [They shake hands. ~\ This is as it should be. Make your approaches, and if their affection Can sympathise with yours, they shall not come, On my credit, beggars to you. I will hear What you reply within. Sir Maur. May I have the honour To support you, lady ? [ To Anne. Plenty. I know not what's supporting, But by this fair hand, glove and all, I love you. [ To Mary. [Exeunt all but Luke. Enter Hoyst, Penury, and Fortune. Lttke. You are come with all advantage. I will help you To the speech of my brother. For. Have you moved him for us ? Luke. With the best of my endeavours* and I hope You'll find him tractable. Pen. Heaven grant he prove so ! Hoyst. Howe'er, I'll speak my mind. Enter Lord Lacy. Luke. Do so, master Hoyst. Go in : I'll pay my duty to this lord, And then I am wholly yours. \Excunt Hoyst, Penury, and Fortune. Heaven bless your honour ! L. Lacy. Your hand, master Luke : the world's much changed with you Within these few months ; then you were the gallant : No meeting at the horse-race, cocking, hunting, Shooting, or bowling, at which master Luke Was not a principal gamester, and com- panion For the nobility. Luke. I have paid dear For those follies, my good lord ; and 'tis but justice That such as soar above their pitch, and ! will not Be warn'd by my example, should, like me,. Share in the miseries that wait upon it. Your honour, in your charity, may do well Not to upbraid me with those weaknesses, Too late repented. L. Lacy. I nor do, nor will ; And you shall find I'll lend a helping hand To raise your fortunes : how deals your brother with you ? Luke. Beyond my merit, I thank his goodness for't. I am a free man, all my debts discharged ; Nor does one creditor, undone by me, Curse my loose riots. I have meat and clothes, Time to ask heaven remission for what's past ; Cares of the world by me are laid aside, My present poverty's a blessing to me ; And though I have been long, I dare not say I ever lived till now. L. Lacy. You bear it well ; Yet as vou wish I should receive for truth 4 28 THE CITY MADAM. \ What you deliver, with that truth acquaint j me With your brother's inclination. I have heard, | In the acquisition of his wealth, he weighs not Whose ruins he. builds upon. Luke. In that, report Wrongs him, my lord. He is a citizen, And would increase his heap, and will notlose What the law gives him : such as are worldly wise Pursue that track, or they will ne'er wear scarlet. But if your honour please to know his temper, "You are come opportunely. I can bring you Where you, unseen, shall see and hear his carriage Towards some poor men, whose making, or undoing, Depends upon his pleasure. L. Lacy. To my wish : I know no object that could more content me. [Exeunt. SCENE III. A Counting-room in Frugal's House. Enter Sir John Frugal, Hoyst, Fortune, Penury, and Gold wire jun ior. Sir John. What would you have me do? reach me a chair. When I lent my monies I appear 'dan angel; But now I would call in mine own, a devil. Hoyst. Were you the devil's dam, you must stay till I have it, For as I am a gentleman Re-enter Luke, behind, with Lord Lacy, whom he places near the door. Luke. There you may hear all. Hoyst. I pawn'd you my land for the tenth part of the value : Now, 'cause I am a gamester, and keep or- dinaries, And a livery punk or so, and trade not with The money-mongers' wives, not one will be bound for me : 'Tis a hard case ; you must give me longer day, Or I shall grow very angry. Sir John. Fret, and spare not. 1 know no obligation lies upon me With my honey to feed drones. But to the purpose, How much owes Penury? Gold. Two hundred pounds : His bond three times since forfeited. Sir Jo/in. Is it sued ? Gold. Yes, sir, and execution out against him. Sir John. For body and goods ? Gold. For both, sir. Sir John. See it served. Pen. I am undone ; my wife and family Must starve for want of bread. Sir John. More infidel thou, In not providing better to support them. What's Fortune's debt ? Gold. A thousand, sir. Sir John. An estate For a good man ! You were the glorious trader, Embraced all bargains ; the main venturer In every ship that launch'd forth ; kept your wife As a lady ; she had her caroch, her choice Of summer houses, built with other men's monies Ta'en up at interest, the certain road To Ludgate in a citizen. Pray you acquaint me, How were my thousand pounds employ'd ? For. Insult not On my calamity ; though, being a debtor, And a slave to him that lends, I must endure it. Yet hear me speak thus much in my defence ; Losses at sea, and those, sir, great and many, By storms and tempests, not domestical riots In soothing my wife's humour, or mine own, Have brought me to this low ebb. Sir John. Suppose this true, What is't to me ? I must and will have my money, Or I'll protest you first, and, that done, have The statute made for bankrupts served upon you. For. 'Tis in your po*ver, but not in mine to shun it. Luke [comes forward^ Not as a brother, sir, but with such duty, As I should use unto my father, since Your charity is my parent, give me leave To speak my thoughts. Sir John. What would you say? Luke. No word, sir, I hope, shall give offence ; nor let it relish Of flattery, though I proclaim aloud, I glory in the bravery of your mind, To which your wealth's a servant. Not that riches Is, or should be, contemn 1 d, it being a blessing Derived from heaven, and by your industry Pull'd down upon you ; but in this, dear sir, THE CITY MADAM. 429 You have many equals : such a man's pos- sessions j Extend as far as yours ; a second hath j His bags as full ; a third in credit flies 1 As high in the popular voice : but the dis- tinction And noble difference by which you are : Divided from them, is, that you are styled, Gentle in your abundance, good in plenty ; And that you feel compassion in your bowels Of others' miseries, (I have found it, sir, Heaven keep me thankful for't !) while they are curs'd As rigid and inexorable. Sir John. I delight not To hear this spoke to my face. Luke. That shall not grieve you. i Your affability, and mildness, clothed In the garments of your [thankful] debtors' breath, Shall everywhere, though you strive to con- ceal it, Be seen and wonder 'd at, and in the act With a prodigal hand rewarded. Whereas, such As are born only for themselves, and live so, Though prosperous in worldly understand- ings, Are 'but like beasts of rapine, that, by odds Of strength, usurp, and tyrannize o'er others I Brought under their subjection. L. Lacy. A rare fellow ! I am strangely taken with him. Luke. Can you think, sir, In your unquestion'd wisdom, I beseech you, The goods of this poor man sold at an out- cry, I His wife turn'd out of doors, his children forced To beg their bread; this gentleman's estate, By wrong extorted, can advantage you? Hoyst. If it thrive with him, hang me, as it w-p damn him, If he be not converted. Luke. You are too violent. Or that the ruin of this once brave merchant, For such he was esteem 'd, though now decay'd, Will raise your reputation with good men ? B,ut you may urge, (pray you pardon me, my zeal Makes me thus bold and vehement,) in this You satisfy your anger, and revenge For being defeated. Suppose this, it will not Repair your loss, and there was never yet But shame and scandal in a victory, When the rebels unto reason, passions, fought it. Then for revenge, by great souls it was ever Contemn' d, though offered ; entertain'd by none But cowards, base and abject spirits, strangers To moral honesty, and never yet Acquainted with religion. L. Lacy. Our divines Cannot speak more effectually. Sir John. Shall I be Talk'd out of my money ? Luke. No, sir, but entreated To do yourself a benefit, and preserve What you possess entire. Sir John. How, my good brother? Luke. By making these your beadsmen. When they eat, Their thanks, next heaven, will be paid to< your mercy ; When your ships are at sea, their prayers will swell The sails with prosperous winds, and guard. them from Tempests, and pirates ; keep your ware- houses From fire, or quench them with their tears. Sir John. No more. Luke. Write you a good man in the people's hearts, Follow you everywhere. Sir John. If this could be L^lke. It must, or our devotions are but words. I see a gentle promise in your eye, Make it a blessed act, and poor me rich, In being the instrument. Sir John. You shall prevail ; Give them longer day : but, do you hear, no talk oft. Should this arrive at twelve on the Ex- change, I shall be laugh' d at for my foolish pity, Which money-men hate deadly. Take your own time, But see you break not. Carry them to the cellar ; Drink a health, and thank your orator. Pen. On our knees, sir. For. Honest master Luke ! Hoyst. I bless the counter, where You learn'd this rhetoric. Luke. No more of that, friends. [Exeunt Luke, Hoyst, Fortune, and Penury. Lord Lacy comes forward. Sir John. My honourable lord. L. Lacy. I have seen and heard all. Excuse my manners, and wish heartily You were all of a piece. Your charity to your debtors, 430 THE CITY MADAM. I do commend ; but where you should express Your piety to the height, I must boldly tell you, You shew yourself an atheist. Sir John. Make me know My error, and for what I am thus censured, And I will purge myself, or else confess A guilty cause. L. Lacy. It is your harsh demeanour To your poor brother. Sir John. Is that all? L. Lacy. 'Tis more Than can admit defence. You keep him as A parasite to your table, subject to The scorn of your proud wife ; an underling To his own nieces : and can I with mine honour Mix my blood with his, that is not sensible Of his brother's miseries? Sir John. Pray you, take me with you ; And let me yield my reasons why I am Xo opener-handed to him. I was born His elder brother, yet my father's fondness To him, the younger, robb'd me of my birth- . right : He had a fair estate, which his loose riots Soon brought to nothing ; wants grew heavy on him, And when laid up for debt, of all forsaken, And in his own hopes lost, I did redeem him. L. Lacy. You could not do less. Sir John. Was I bound to it, my lord ? What I possess I may, with justice, call The harvest of my industry. Would you have me, Neglecting mine own family, to give up My estate to his disposure?' L. Lacy. I would have you, \Vhat's pass'd forgot, to use him as a brother ; A brother of fair parts, of a clear soul, Religious, good, and honest. Sir John. Outward gloss Often deceives, may it not prove so in him ! And yet my lon acquaintance with his nature Renders me doubtful ; but that shall not make A breach between us : let us in to dinner, And what trust, or employment you think fit, Shall be conferr'd upon him : if he prove True gold in the touch, I'll be no mourner for it. L. Lacy. If counterfeit, I'll never trust my judgment. \Excunt. ACT II. SCENE I. A Room in Sir John Frugal's House. Enter Luke, Holdfast, Gpld\vire junior, and Trade well jun ior. Hold. The like was never seen. Luke. Why in this rage, man ? Hold. Men may talk of country-christ- masses, and court-gluttony, Their thirty-pound butter 'd eggs, their pies of carps' tongues, Their pheasants drench'd with ambergris, the carcases Of three fat wethers bruised for gravy, to Make sauce for a single peacock ; yet their feasts Were fasts, compared with" the city's. Trade. What dear dainty Was it, thou murmur'st at ? Hold. Did you not observe it ? There were three sucking pigs serv'd up in a dish, Ta'en from the sow as soon as farrowed, A fortnight fed with dates, and muskadine, That stood my master in twenty marks apiece, Besides the puddings in their bellies, made Of I know not what. I dare swear the cook that dress'd it Was the devil, disguised like a Dutchman. Gold. Yet all this Will not make you fat, fellow Holdfast. Hold. I am rather Starv'd to look on't. But here's the mis- chief though The dishes were raised one upon another, As woodmongers do.billets, for the first, The second, and third course, and most of the shops Of the best confectioners in London ran- sack'd, To furnish out a banquet ; yet my lady Call'd me penurious rascal, and cried out, There was nothing worth the eating. Gold. You must have patience, " This is not done often. Hold. 'Tis not fit it should ; Three such dinners more would break an alderman, And make him give up his cloak : I am resolv'd To have no hand in't. I'll make up my accompts, And since my master longs to be undone, The great fiend be his steward : I will pray, And bless myself from him ! [Exit. Gold. The wretch shews in this An honest care. THE CITY MADAM. 43 1 Luke. Out on him ! with the fortune Of a slave he has the mind of one. How- ever She bears me hard, I like my lady's humour, And iny brother's suffrage to it. They are now Busy on all hands ; one side eager for Large portions, the other arguing strictly For jointures and security ; but this Being above our scale, no way concerns us. How dull you look ! in the mean time, how intend you To spend the hours? Gold. We well know how we would, But dare not serve our wills. Trade. Being prentices, We are bound to attendance. Luke. Have you almost served out The term of your indentures, yet make con- science By starts to use your liberty ! Hast thou traded \To Tradewell. In the other world, exposed unto all dangers, To make thy master rich, yet dar'st not take Some portion of the profit for thy pleasure ? Or wilt thou, [to Gold.] being keeper of the cash, Like an ass that carries dainties, feed on thistles? Are you gentlemen born, yet have no gallant tincture Of gentry in you ? you are no mechanics, Nor serve some needy shopkeeper, who surveys His every-day takings : you have in your keeping A mass of wealth, from which you may take boldly, And no'way be discover'd. He's no rich man That knows all he possesses, and leaves nothing For his servjjits to make prey of. I blush *" Blush at your poverty of spirit ; you, The brave sparks of the city ! Gold. Master Luke, I wonder you should urge this, having felt What misery follows riot. Trade. And the penance. You enclur'd for't in the counter. Luke. You are fools, The case is not the same ; I spent mine own money, And my stock being small, no marvel 'twas soon wasted ; But you, without the least doubt or suspicion, If cautelous, may make bold with your master's. As, for example, when his ships come home, And you take your receipts, as 'tis the fashion, For fifty bales of silk you may write forty ; Or for so many pieces of cloth of bodkin, Tissue, gold, silver, velvets, satins, taffetas, A piece of each deducted from the gross Will ne'er be miss'd, a dash of a pen will do it. Trade. Ay, but our fathers' bonds, that lie in pawn For our honesties, must pay for't. Luke. A mere bugbear, Invented to fright children ! As I live, Were I the master of my brother's fortunes, I should glory in such servants. Didst thou know What ravishing lechery it is to enter An ordinary, cap-a-pie, trimm'd like a gal- lant, For which, in trunks conceal'd, be ever furnish'd ; The reverence, respect, the crouches, cringes, The musical chime of gold in your cramm'd pockets, Commands from the attendants, and poor porters Trade. O rare ! Luke. Then sitting at the table with The braveries of the kingdom, you shall hear Occurrents from all corners of the world, The plots, the counsels, the designs of princes, And freely censure them ; the city wits Cried up, or decried, as their passions lead them ; Judgment having nought to do there. Trade. Admirable ! Luke. My lord no sooner shall rise out of his chair, The gaming lord I mean, but you may boldly, By the privilege of a gamester, fill his room, For in play you are all fellows ; have your knife As soon in the pheasant ; drink your health as freely, And, striking in a lucky hand or two, Buy out your time. Trade. This may be ; but suppose We should be known ? Luke. Have money and good clothes, And you may pass invisible. Or, if You love a madam-punk, and your wide nostril Be taken with the scent of cambric smocks, Wrought and perfumed Gold. There, there, master Luke, There lies my road of happiness ! 43 2 THE CITY MADAM. Luke. Enjoy it. And pleasure stolen, being sweetest, appre- hend The raptures of being hurried in a coach To Brentford, Staines, or Barnet. Gold. 'Tis enchanting. I have proved it. Luke. Hast thou? Gold. Yes, in all these places I have had my several pagans billeted For my own tooth, and after ten-pound sup- pers The curtains drawn, my fiddlers playing all night The shaking of the sheets, which I have danced Again and again with my cockatrice : master Luke, You shall be of my counsel, and we two sworn brothers ; And therefore I'll be open. I am out now Six hundred in the cash, yet if on a sudden I. should be call'd to account, I have a trick How to evade it, and make up the sum. Trade. Is't possible ? Luke. You can instruct your tutor. How, how, good Tom ? Gold. Why, look you. We cash-keepers Hold correspondence, supply one another On all occasions : I can borrow for a week Two hundred pounds of one, as much of a second, A third lays down the rest ; and, when they want, As my master's monies come in I do repay it : Ka me, ka thee! Luke. An excellent knot ! 'tis pity It e'er should be unloosed ; for me it shall not. You are shewn the way, friend Tradewell, you may make use on't, Or freeze in the warehouse, and keep com- pany With the cater, Holdfast. Trade. No, I am converted. A Barbican broker will furnish me with outside, And then, a crash at the ordinary ! Gold. I am for The lady you saw this morning, who indeed is My proper recreation. Luke. Go to, Tom ; What did you make me ? Gold. I'll do as much for you, Employ me when you please. Luke. If you are enquired for, I will excuse you both. Trade. Kind master Luke ! Gold. We'll break my master to make you. You know Luke. I cannot love money. Go, boys ! \_Exeunt Goldwire and Tradewell. When time serves, It shall appear I have another end in't. [Exif. SCENE II. Another Room in the same. Enter Sir John Frugal, Lord Lacy, Sir Maurice Lacy, Plenty, Lady Frugal, Anne, Mary, and Milliscent. Sir John. Ten thousand pounds a piece I'll make their portions, And after my decease it shall be double, Provided you assure them, for their jointures, Eight hundred pounds per annum, and entail A thousand more upon the heirs male Begotten on their bodies. L. Lacy. Sir, you bind us To very strict conditions. Plenty. You, my lord, May do as you please : but to me it seems strange, We should conclude of portions, and of jointures, Before our hearts are settled. L. Fr2tg. You say right : There are counsels of more moment and im- portance, On the making up of marriages, to be Consider 'd duly, than the portion or the jointures, In which a mother's care must be exacted ; And I, by special privilege, may challenge A casting voice. L. Lacy. How's this? L. Frug. Even so, my lord ; In these affairs I govern. L. Lacy. Give you way to't ? Sir John. I must, my lord. L. Frug. Tis fit he should, and shall. You may consult of something else, this province Is wholly mine. Sir Maur. By the city custom, madam? L. Frtig. Yes, my young sir ; and both must look my daughters Will hold it by my copy. Plenty. Brave, i' faith ! Sir John. Give her leave to talk, we have the power to do ; And now touching the business we last talk'd of, In private, if you please. L. Lacy. 'Tis well remember 'd : You shall take your own way, madam. \_Exe^lnt Lord Lacy and Sir John Frugal. Sir Maur. What strange lecture Will she read unto us ? L. Frug. Such as wisdom warrants THE CITY MADAM. 433 From the superior bodies. Is Stargaze ready With his several schemes ? Mill. Yes, madam, and attends Your pleasure. Sir Maur. Stargaze ! lady : what is he ? L. Frug. Call him in. [Exit Milliscent.] You shall first know him, then admire him For a man of many parts, and those parts rare ones. He's every thing, indeed ; parcel physician, And as such prescribes my diet, and foretels My dreams when I eat potatoes ; parcel poet, And sings encomiums to my virtues sweetly ; My antecedent, or my gentleman-usher, And as the stars move, with that due pro- portion He walks before me : but an absolute master In the calculation of nativities ; Guided by that ne'er-erring science call'd, Judicial astrology. Plenty. Stargaze ! sure I have a penny almanack about me Inscribed to you, as to his patronness, In his name publish 'd. L. Frug. Keep it as a jewel. I Some statesmen that I will not name are wholly Govern'd by his predictions ; for they serve For any latitude in Christendom, As well as our own climate. Re-enter Milliscent, followed by Stargaze, ^uith. two schemes. Sir Maur. I believe so. Plenty. Must we couple by the almanack ? L. Frug. Be silent ; j And ere we do articulate, much more Grow to a full conclusion, instruct us j Whether this day and hour, by the planets, promise ,,,-, j Happy success in fiiarriage. Star. In omni \ Parte, et toto. Plenty. Good learn 'd sir, in English ; And since it is resolved we must be cox- combs, Make us so in our own language. Star. You are pleasant : Thus in our vulgar tongue then. L. Frug. Pray you observe him. Star. Venus, in the west angle, the house of marriage the seventh house, in trine of Mars, in conjunction of Luna ; and Mars almuthen, or lord of the horoscope. Plenty. Hey-day ! L. Frug. The angels' language ! I am ravish'd : forward. Star. Mars, as I said, lord of the horo- scope, or geniture, in mutual reception of each other ; she in her exaltation, and he in his triplicite trine, and face, assure a for- tunate combination to Hymen, excellent, prosperous, and happy. L. Frug. Kneel, and give thanks. {The Women kneel. Sir Maur. For what we understand not ? Plenty. And have as little faith in ? L. Frug. Be incredulous ; To me, 'tis oracle. Star. Now for the sovereignty of my future ladies, your daughters, after they are mar- ried. Plenty. Wearing the breeches, you mean? L. Frug. Touch that point home : It is a principal one, and, with London ladies, Of main consideration. Star. This is infallible : Saturn out of all dig- nities in his detriment and fall, combust : and Venus in the south angle elevated above him, lady of both their nativities, in her essential and accidental dignities ; occidental from the sun, oriental from the angle of the east, in cazini of the sun, in her joy, and free from the malevolent beams of infortunes ; in a sign commanding, and Mars in a constel- lation obeying ; she fortunate, and he de- jected : the disposers of marriage in the radix of the native in feminine figures, argue, foretel, and declare rule, pre-eminence, and absolute sovereignty in women. L. Frug. Is't possible ! Star. Tis drawn, I assure you, from the aphorisms of the old Chaldeans, Zoroastes the first and greatest magician, Mercurius Trismegistus, the later Ptolemy, and the everlasting prognosticator, old Erra Pater. L. Frug. Are you yet satisfied ? Plenty. In what ? L. Frug. That you Are bound to obey your wives ; it being so Determined by the stars, against whose influence There is no opposition. Plenty. Since I must Be married by the almanack, as I may be, 'Twere requisite the services and duties Which, as you say, I must pay to my wife, Were set down in the calendar. Sir Maur. With the date Of my apprenticeship. L. Frug. Make your demands ; I'll sit as moderatrix, if they press you With over-hard conditions. Sir Maur. Mine hath the van ; I stand your charge, sweet. Star. Silenc. F F 434 THE CITY MADAM. Anne. I require first, And that, since 'tis in fashion with kind husbands, In civil manners you must grant, my will In all things whatsoever, and that will To be obey'd, not argued. L. Frug. And good reason. Plenty. A gentle imprimis / Sir Maur. This in gross contains all : < But your special items, lady. Anne. When I am one, 1 And you are honour'd to be styled my hus- band, To urge my having my page, my gentleman- usher, My woman sworn to my secrets, my caroch Drawn by six Flanders mares, my coachman, grooms, Postillion, and footmen. Sir Maur. Is there aught else To be demanded? Anne. Yes, sir, mine own doctor. : French and Italian cooks, musicians, songsters, And a chaplain that must preach to please my fancy : A friend at court to place me at a masque ; The private box ta'en up at a new play, For me and my retinue ; a fresh habit, Of a fashion never seen before, to draw The gallanis' eyes, that sit on the stage, upon me ; Some decayed lady for my parasite, To flatter me, and rail at other madams ; And there ends my ambition. Sir Maur. Your desires Are modest, I confess ! Anne. These toys subscribed to, And you continuing an obedient husband, \ Upon all fit occasions you shall find me A most indulgent wife. L. Frug. You have said ; give place, And hear your younger sister. Plenty. If she speak Her language, may the great fiend, booted and spurr'd, With a sithe at his girdle, as the Scotchman says, Ride headlong down her throat ! Sir Maur. Curse not the judge, Before you hear the sentence. Mary. In some part My sister hath spoke well for the city pleasures, But I am for the country's ; and must say, Under correction, in her demands She was too modest. Sir Maur. How like you this exordium ? Plenty. Too modest, with a mischief ! Yes, too modest : I know my value, and prize it to the worth, [ My youth, my beauty Plenty. How your glass deceives you ! Mary. The greatness of the portion I bring with me, And the sea of happiness that from me flows to you. Sir Maur. She bears up close. Mary. And can you, in your wisdom, Or rustical simplicity, imagine You have met some' innocent country girl, that never Look'd further than her father's farm, nor knew more Than the price of corn in the market ; or at what rate Beef went a stone ? that would survey your dairy, And bring in mutton out of cheese and butter? That could give directions at what time of the moon To cut her cocks for capons against Christmas, Or when to raise up goslings ? Plenty. These are arts Would not misbecome you, though you should put in Obedience and duty. Mary. Yes, and patience, To sit like a fool at home, and eye your thrashers ; Then make provision for your slavering hounds, When you come drunk from an alehouse, after hunting With your clowns and comrades, as if all were yours, You the lord paramount, and I the drudge ; The case, sir, must be otherwise. Plenty. How, I beseech you ? Mary. Marry, thus : I will not, like my sister, challenge What's useful or superfluous from my hus- band, That's base all o'er ; mine shall receive from me What I think fit ; I'll have the state convey'd Into my hands, and he put to his pension, Which the wise viragos of our climate prac- tise ; I will receive your rents. Plenty. You shall be hang'd first. Mary. Make sale or purchase : nay, I'll have my neighbours Instructed, when a passenger shall ask, Whose house, is this? (though you .stand by) to answer, The lady Plenty's. Or who owns this manor? THE CITY MADAM. 435 The lady Plenty. Whose sheep are these, whose oxen ? The lady Plenty's. Plenty. A plentiful pox upon you ! Mary. And when I have children, if it be inquired By a stranger, whose they are ? they shall still echo, My lady Plenty's, the husband never thought on. Plenty. In their begetting : I think so. Mary. Since you'll marry- In the city for our wealth, in justice, we Must have the country's sovereignty. Plenty. And we nothing. Mary. A nag of forty shillings, a couple of spaniels, With a sparhawk, is sufficient, and these too, As you shall behave yourself, during my pleasure, I will not greatly stand on. I have said, sir, Now if you like me, so. L. Frug. At my entreaty, The articles shall be easier. Plenty. Shall they, i' faith ? Like bitch, like whelps. Sir Maur. Use fair words. Plenty. I cannot ; I have read of a house of pride, and now I have found one : A whirlwind overturn it ! Sir Maur. On these terms, Will your minxship be a lady ? Plenty. A lady in a morris : I'll wed a pedlar's punk first Sir Maur. Tinker's trull, A beggar without a smock. Plenty. Let monsieur almanack, Since he is so cunning with his Jacob's staff, Find you out a hue^and in a bowling-ailey. Sir Maur. The general pimp to a brothel. Plenty. Though that now All the loose desires of man were raked up in me, And no means but thy maidenhead left to quench them, I would turn cinders, or the next sow- gelder, On my life, should lib me, rather than em- brace thee. Anne. Wooing do you call this ! Mary. A bear-baiting rather. Plenty. Were you worried, you deserve it, and I hope I shall live to see it. Sir Maur. I'll not rail, nor curse you : Only this, you are pretty peats, and your great portions Add much unto your handsomeness ; but as You would command your husbands, you. are beggars, Deform 'd and ugly. L. Frug. Hear me. Plenty. Not a word more. [Exeunt Sir Maurice Lacy and Plenty. Anne. I ever thought it would come to this. Mary. We may Lead apes in hell for husbands, if you bind us To articulate thus with our suitors. \Both speak weeping. Star. Now the cloud breaks, And the storm will fall on me. \Aside. L. Frug. You rascal ! juggler ! [She breaks Stargaze's head, and beats him. Star. Dear madam. L. Frug. Hold you intelligence with the stars, And thus deceive me ! Star. My art cannot err ; If it does, I'll burn my astrolabe. In mine own star I did forsee this broken head, and beating ; And now your ladyship sees, as I do feel it* It could not be avoided. L. Frug. Did you ? Star. Madam, Have patience but a week, and if you find not All my predictions true, touching your daughters, And a change of fortune to yourself, a rare one, Turn me out of doors. These are not the- men the planets Appointed for their husbands ; there will, come Gallants of another metal. Mill. Once more trust him. Anne. Mary. Do, lady-mother. L. Frug. I am vex'd, look to it ; Turn o'er your books ; if once again you, fool me, You shall graze elsewhere : come, girls. Star. I am glad I scaped thus. [Aside. Exeunt,'., SCENE III. Another Room in the saw* Enter Lord Lacy and Sir John Frugal. L. Lacy. The plot shews very likely. Sir John. I repose My principal trust in your lordship ; 'twill prepare The physic I intend to minister To my wife and daughters. L. Lacy. I will do my parts, To set it off to the life. *, FF2 436 THE CITY MADAM. Enter Sir Maurice Lacy, and Plenty. Sir John. It may produce A scene of no vulgar mirth. Here come the suitors ; When we understand how they relish my wife's humours, The rest is feasible. L. Lacy. Their looks are cloudy. Sir John. How sits the wind ? are you ready to launch forth Into this sea of marriage ? Plenty. Call it rather, A whirlpool of afflictions. Sir Maur. If you please To enjoin me to it, I will undertake To find the north passage to the Indies sooner, Than plough with your proud heifer. Plenty. I will make A voyage to hell first. Sir John. How, sir ! Pleniy. And court Proserpine, In the sight of Pluto, his three-headed porter, Cerberus, standing by, and all the Furies With their whips to scourge me for't, than say, I Jeffrey Take you, Mary, for my wife. L. Lacy. Why, what's the matter? Sir Maur. The matter is, the mother (with your pardon, I cannot but speak so much) is a most un- sufferable, Proud, insolent lady. Plenty. And the daughters worse. The dam in years had the advantage to be wicked, But they were so in her belly. Sir Maur. I must tell you, With reverence to your wealth, I do begin To think you of the same leaven. Plenty. Take my counsel ; *T5s safer for your credit to profess Yourself a cuckold, and upon record, Than say they are your daughters. Sir John. You go too far, sir. Sir Maur. They have so articled with us ! Plenty. And will not take us For their husbands, but their slaves ; and so aforehand They do profess they'll use us. Sir John. Leave this heat : Though they are mine, I must tell you, the perverseness Of their manners (which they did not take from me, But from their mother) qualified, they de- serve Your equals. Sir Maur. True ; but what's bred in the bone, Admits no hope of cure. Plenty. Though saints and angels Were their physicians. Sir John. You conclude too fast, Plenty. God be wi' you ! I'll travel three years, but I'll bury This shame that lives upon me. Sir Maur. With your license, I'll keep him company. L. Lacy. Who shall furnish you For your expenses. Plenty. He shall not need your help, My purse is his ; we were rivals, but now friends, And will live and die so. Sir Maur. Ere we go, I'll pay My duty as a son. Plenty. And till then leave you. \Exeunt Sir Maurice, Lacy, and Plenty. L. Lacy. They are strangely moved. Sir John. What's wealth, accompanied ; With disobedience in a wife and children ? My heart will break. L. Lacy. Be comforted, and hope better : We'll ride abroad ; the fresh air and dis- course May yield us new inventions. Sir John. You are noble, And shall in all things, as you please, com- mand me. [Exeunt. ACT III. SCENE I. A Room in Secret's House. Enter Shave'em and Secret. Secret. Dead doings, daughter. Shave. Doings ! sufferings, mother : [For poor] men have forgot what doing is ; And such as have to pay for what they do, Are impotent, or eunuchs. Secret. You have a friend yet, And a striker too, I take it. Shave. Goldwire is so, and comes To me by stealth, and, as he can steal, maintains me In clothes, I grant ; but alas ! dame, what's one friend ? I would have a hundred ; for every hour, and use, And change of humour I am in, a fresh one : 'Tis a flock of sheep that makes a lean wolf fat, And not a single lambkin. I am starv'd, Starv'd in my pleasures ; I know not what a coach is, To hurry me to the Burse, or Old Exchange : THE CITY MADAM. 437 The neathouse for musk-melons, and the gardens, Where we traffic for asparagus, are, to me, In the other world. Secret. There are other places, lady, Where you might find customers. Shave. You would have me foot it To the dancing of the ropes, sit a whole afternoon there In expectation of nuts and pippins ; Gape round about me, and yet not find a chapman That in courtesy will bid a chop of mutton, Or a pint of drum-wine for me. Secret. You are so impatient ! But I can tell you news will comfort you, And the whole sisterhood. Shave. What's that? Secret. I am told Two ambassadors are come over : a French monsieur, And a Venetian, one of the clarissimi, A hot-rein'd marmoset. Their followers, For their countries' honour, after a long vacation, Will make a full term with us. Shave. They indeed are Our certain and best customers : [knocking within. ~\ Who knocks there ? Ramb. [within.'] Open the door. Secret. What are you ? Ramb. [within.'] Ramble. Scuff, [within.] Scuffle. Ramb. [within.] Your constant visitants. Shave. Let them not in ; I know them, swaggering, suburbian roarers, Sixpenny truckers. Ramb. [within.'] Down go all your win- dows, And your neighbours' too shall suffer. Scuff, [within.^ Force the doors! Secret. They are outlaws, mistress Shave'em, and there is No remedy against them. What should you fear? They are but men ; lying at your close ward, You have foil'd their betters. Shave. Out, you bawd ! you care not Upon what desperate service you employ me, Nor with whom, so you have your fee. Secret. Sweet lady-bird, Sing in a milder key. Exit, and re-enters with. Ramble and Scuffle. Scuff. Are you grown proud ? Ramb. I knew you a waistcoateer in the garden alleys, And would come to a sailor's whistle. Secret. Good sir Ramble, Use her not roughly ; she is very tender. Ramb. Rank and rotten, is she not ? [Shave'em draws her knife* Shave. Your spittle rogueships [Ramble draws his sword. Shall not make me so. Secret. As you are a man, squire Scuffle, Step in between them : a weapon of that length, Was never drawn in my house. Shave. Let him come on. I'll scour it in your guts, you dog ! Ramb. You brache ! Are you turn'd mankind ? you forgot I gave you, When we last join'd issue, twenty pound Shave. O'er night, And kick'd it out of me in the morning. I was then A novice, but I know to make my game now. Fetch the constable. Enter Goldwire junior, disguised like a Justice of Peace, Ding'em like a Con- stable, and Musicians like Watchmen. Secret. Ah me ! here's one unsent for, And a justice of peace, too. Shave. I'll hang you both, you rascals ! I can but ride : you for the purse you cut In Paul's at a sermon ; I have smoak'd. you, ha ! And you for the bacon you took on the highway, From the poor market woman, as she rode From Rumford. Ramb. Mistress Shave'em. Scuff. Mistress Secret, On our knees we beg your pardon. Ramb. Set a ransome on us. Secret. We cannot stand trifling : if you mean to save them, Shut them out at the back-door. Shave. First, for punishment, They shall leave their cloaks behind them ; and in sign I am their sovereign, and they my vassals, For homage kiss my shoe-sole, rogues, and vanish ! [Exeunt Ramble and Scuffle. Gold. My brave virago ! The coast's clear ; strike up. [Goldwire, and the rest discover them- selves. Shave. My Goldwire made a justice ! Secret. And your scout Turn'd constable, and the musicians watch- 433 THE CITY MADAM. Gold. We come not to fright you, but to make you merry : A light lavolta. {They dance. Shave. I am tired ; no more. This was your device ? Ding. Wholly his own ; he is No pig-sconce, mistress. Secret. He has an excellent headpiece. Gold. Fie ! no, not I ; your jeering gallants say, We citizens have no wit. Ding. He dies that says so : This was a masterpiece. Gold. A trifling stratagem , Not worth the talking of. Shave. I must kiss thee for it, Again, and again. [They kiss. Ding. Make much of her. Did you know What suitors she had since she saw you Gold. I' the way of marriage? Ding. Yes, sir ; for marriage, and the other thing too ; The commodity is the same. An Irish lord offer'd her Five pound a week. Secret. And a cashier 'd captain, half Of his entertainment. Ding. And a new-made courtier, The next suit he could beg. Gold. And did my sweet one Refuse all this, for me ? Shave. Weep not for joy ; 'Tis true. Let others talk of lords and com- manders, And country heirs for their servants ; but give me My gallant prentice ! he parts with his money So civilly and demurely, keeps no account Of his expenses, and comes ever funiish'd. - I know thou hast brought money to make up My gown and petticoat, with the appurte- nances. Gold. I have it here, duck ; thou shalt want for nothing. Shave. Let the chamber be perfumed ; and get you, sirrah, [To Ding'em. His cap and pantofles ready. Gold. There's for thee, And thee : that for a banquet. Secret. And a caudle Again you rise. Gold. There. [Gives them money. Shave. Usher us up in state. Gold. You will be constant? Shave. Thou art the whole world to me. [Exeunt ; Gold, and Shave, embracing, music playing before them. SCENE II. A Room in Sir John Frugal's House. Enter Luke. Anne. \within.~\ Where is this uncle? L. Frug. \yjithin. \ Call this beadsman- brother ; He hath forgot attendance. Mary, [within.'] Seek him out ; Idleness spoils him. Luke. I deserve much more Than their scorn can load me with, and 'tis but justice That I should live the family's drudge, design'd To all the sordid offices their pride Imposes on me ; since, if now I sat A judge in mine own cause, I should conclude 1 am not worth their pity. Such as want Discourse, and judgment, and through weak- ness fall, May merit man's compassion ; but I, That knew profuseness of expense the parent Of wretched poverty, her fatal daughter^ To riot out mine own, to live upon The alms of others, steering on a rock I might have shunn'd ! O Heaven ! it is not fit I should look upward, much less hope for mercy. Enter Lady Frugal, Anne, Mary, Stargaze, and Milliscent. L. Frug. What are you devising, sir? Anne. My uncle is much given To his devotion. Mary. And takes time to mumble A paternoster to himself. L. Frug. Know you where Your brother is ? it better would become you (Your means of life depending wholly on him) To give your attendance. Luke. In my will I do : But since he rode forth yesterday with lord Lacy, I have not seen him. L. Frug. And why went not you By his stirrup ? How do you look ! were his eyes closed, You'd be glad of such employment. Luke. "Twas his pleasure I should wait your commands, and those I am ever Most ready to receive. L. Frug. I know you can speak well ; But say, and do. Ettter Lord Lacy. Luke. Here comes my lord. THE CITY MADAM. 439 L. Frug. Further off : You are no companion for him, and his business Aims not at you, as I take it. Luke. Can I live In this base condition ! [He stands aside. L. Frug. I hope, my lord, You had brought master Frugal with you ; for I must ask An account of him from you. L. Lacy. I can give it, lady; But with the best discretion of a woman, And a strong fortified patience, I desire you To give it hearing. Luke. My heart beats. L. Frug. My lord, you much amaze me. L. Lacy. I shall astonish you. The noble merchant, Who, living, was, for his integrity And upright dealing, (a rare miracle In a rich citizen,) London's best honour ; Is 1 am loth to speak it. Luke. Wonderous strange ! L. Frug. I do suppose the worst ; not dead, I hope? L. Lacy. Your supposition's true, your hopes are false ; He's dead. L. Frug. Ah me ! Anne. My father ! Mary. My kind father ! Luke. Now they insult not. L. Lacy. Pray hear me out. He's dead ; dead to the world and you, and, now, Lives only to himself. Luke. What riddle's this? L. Frug. Act not the torturer in my afflictions ; $/ But make me understand the sum of all That I must undergo. L. Lacy. In few words take it : He is retired into a monastery, W T here he resolves to end his days. Luke. More strange. L. Lacy. I saw him take post for Dover, and the wind Sitting so fair, by this he's safe at Calais, And ere long will be at Lovain. L. Frug. Could I guess What were the motives that induced him to it, 'Twere some allay to my sorrows. L. Lacy. I'll instruct you, And chide you into that' knowledge ; 'twas your pride Above your rank, and stubborn disobe- dience Of these your daughters, in their milksuck'd from'you : At home the harshness of his entertainment, You wilfully forgetting that your all Was borrow'd from him ; and to hear abroad The imputations dispers'd upon you, And justly too, I fear, that drew him to This strict retirement : and, thus much said for him, I am myself to accuse you. L. Frug. I confess A guilty cause to him ; but, in a thought, My lord, I ne'er wrong'd you. L. Lacy. In fact, you have. The insolent disgrace you put upon My only son, and Plenty, men that loved Your daughters in a noble way, to wash off The scandal, put a resolution in them For three years travel. L. Frug. I am much grieved for it. L. Lacy. One thing I had forgot ; your rigour to His decay'd brother, in which your flatteries, Or sorceries, made him a co-agent with you, Wrought not the least impression. Luke. Hum ! this sounds well. L. Frug. 'Tis now past help : after these storms, my lord, A little calm, if you please. L. Lacy. If what I have told you, Shew'd like a storm, what now I must de- liver, Will prove a raging tempest. His whole estate, In lands and leases, debts and present monies, With all the movables he stood possess'd of, W r ith the best advice which he could get for gold From his learned counsel, by this formal will Is pass'd o'er to his brother. {Giving the will to Luke, who comes forward.^ With it take The key of his counting-house. Not a groat left you, Which you can call your own. L. Frug. Undone for ever ! Anne. Mary. What will become of us? Luke. Hum ! [Aside. L. Lacy. The scene is changed, And he that was your slave, by Fate ar> pointed [Lady Frugal, Mary, and Anne kneel. Your governor : you kneel to me in vain, I cannot help you : I discharge the trust Imposed upon me. This humility, From him may gain remission, and, perhaps, 440 THE CITY MADAM. Forgetfulness of your barbarous usage to him. L. Frug. Am I come to this ? L. Lacy. Enjoy your own, good sir, But use it with due reverence. I once heard you Speak most divinely in the opposition Of a revengeful humour ; to these shew it, And such who then depended on the mercy Of your brother, wholly now at your devo- tion, ' And make good the opinion I held of you, Of which I am most confident. Luke. Pray you rise, [Raises them. ' And rise with this assurance, I am still, ! As I was of late, your creature ; and if raised In anything, 'tis in my power to serve you, My .will is still the same. O my good lord ! ; This heap of wealth which you possess me of, j Which to a worldly man had been a blessing, And to the messenger might with justice challenge A kind of adoration, is to me ! A curse I cannot thank you for ; and, much less, | Rejoice in that tranquillity of mind i My brother's vows must purchase. I have made A dear exchange with him : he now enjoys My peace and poverty, the trouble of His wealth conferr'd on me, and that a burthen Too heavy for my weak shoulders. L. Lacy. Honest soul, With what feeling he receives it ! L. Frug. You shall have My best assistance, if you please to use it, To help you to support it. Luke. By no means ; The weight shall rather sink me, than you part , With one short minute from those lawful pleasures ; Which you were born to, in your care to aid me : You shall have all abundance. In my nature, I was ever liberal ; my lord, you know it ; Kind, affable. And now methinks I see ; Before my face the jubilee of joy, 1 When 'tis assured my brother lives in me, His debtors, in full cups, crown'd to my health, With paeans to my praise will celebrate ! For they well know 'tis far from me to take The forfeiture of a bond : nay, I shall blush, The interest never paid after three years, ; When I demand my principal : and his servants, , Who from aslavish fear paid their obedience, By him exacted, now, when they are mine, Will grow familiar friends, and as such use me ; Being certain of the mildness of my temper, Which my change of fortune, frequent in most men, Hath not the power to alter. L. Lacy. Yet take heed, sir, You ruin not, with too much lenity, What his fit severity raised. L. Frug. And we fall from That height we have maintain'd. Luke. I'll build it higher, To admiration higher. With disdain I look upon these habits, no way suiting The wife and daughters of a knighted citizen Bless'd with abundance. L. Lacy. There, sir, I join with you ; A fit decorum must be kept, the court Distinguish 'd from the city. Luke. With your favour. I know what you would say ; but give me leave In this to be your advocate. You are wide, Wide the whole region, in what I purpose. Since all the titles, honours, long descents, Borrow their gloss from wealth, the rich with reason May challenge their prerogatives : and it shall be My glory, nay a triumph, to revive, In the pomp that these shall shine, the memory Of the Roman matrons, who kept captive queens To be their handmaids. And when you appear, Like Juno, in full majesty, and my nieces, Like Iris, Hebe, or what deities else Old poets fancy, (your cramm'd wardrobes richer Than various nature's,) and draw down the envy Of our western world upon you ; only hold me Your vigilant Hermes with aerial wings, (My caduceus, my strong zeal to serve you,) Prest to fetch in all rarities may delight you, And I am made immortal. L. Lacy. A strange frenzy ! [Aside. Luke. Off with these rags, and then to bed ; there dream Of future greatnesss, which, when you awake, I'll make a certain truth : but I must be A doer, not a promiser. The performance Requiring haste, I kiss your hands, and leave you. [Exit. L. Lacy. Are we all turn'd statues? have his strange words charm'd us ? What muse you on, Jady ? THE CITY MADAM. L. Frug. Do not trouble me. L. Lacy. Sleep you too, young ones ? Anne. Swift-wing'd time till now Was never tedious to me. Would 'twere night ! Mary. Nay, morning rather. L. Lacy. Can you ground your faith On such impossibilities ? have you so soon Forgot your good husband ? L. Frug. He was a vanity I must no more remember. L. Lacy. Excellent ! You, your kind father? Anne. Such an uncle never Was read of in story ! L. Lacy. Not one word in answer Of my demands ? Mary. You are but a lord ; and know, My thoughts soar higher. L. Lacy. Admirable ! I'll leave you To your castles in the air. When I relate this, It will exceed belief; but he must know it. \Aside, and exit. Star. Now I may boldly speak. May it [ please you, madam, To look upon your vassal ; I foresaw this, The stars assured it. L. Frug. I begin to feel Myself another woman. Star. Now you shall find All my predictions true, and nobler matches Prepared for my young ladies. Mill. Princely husbands. Anne. I'll go no less. Mary. Not a word more ; Provide my night-rail. Mill. What shall we be to morrow ! [Exeunt. SCENE III. Another Room in the same. Enter Luke. Luke. 'Twas no fantastic object, but a truth, I A real truth ; nor dream : I did not slumber, And could wake ever with a brooding eye To gaze upbn't ! it did endure the touch ; I saw and felt it ! Yet what I beheld And handled oft, did so transcend belief, (My wonder and astonishment pass'd o'er,) I faintly could give credit to my senses. Thou dumb magician, \Takingout a key.~\ that without a charm Didst make my entrance easy, to possess What wise men wish, and toil for ! Hermes' moly, Sibylla's golden bough, the great elixir, Imagined only by the alchemist, Compared with thee are shadows, thou. the substance, And guardian of felicity ! No marvel, My brother made thy place of rest his bosom, Thou being the keeper of his heart, a mistress To be hugg'd ever ! In by-corners of This sacred room, silver in bags, heap'd up Like billets saw'd and ready for the fire, Unworthy to hold fellowship with bright gold That flow'd about the room, conceal'd itself. There needs no artificial light ; the splen- dour Makes a perpetual day there, night and darkness By that still-burning lamp for ever banish'd ! But when, guided by that, my eyes had made Discovery of the caskets, and they open'd, Each sparkling diamond, from itself, shot forth A pyramid of flames, and, in the roof, Fix'd it a glorious star, and made the place Heaven's abstract, or epitome ! rubies, sapphires, And ropes of orient pearl, these seen, I could not But look on with contempt. And yet I found, What weak credulity could have no faith in,. A treasure far exceeding these : here lay A manor bound fast in a skin of parchment, The wax continuing hard, the acres melting \. Here a sure deed of gift for a market-town, If not redeem'd this day, which is not in The unthrift's power : there being scarce one shire In Wales or England, where my monies are not Lent out at usury, the certain hook To draw in more. I am sublimed ! gross earth Supports me not ; I walk on air ! Who's there? Enter Lord Lacy, with Sir John Frugal, Sir Maurice Lacy, and Plenty, painted and disguised as Indians. Thieves ! raise the street ! thieves ! L. Lacy. What strange passion's this ! Have you your eyes ? do you know me ? Luke. You, my lord, I do : but this retinue, in these shapes too, May well excuse my fears. When 'tis your pleasure That I should wait upon you, give me leave To do it at your own house, for I must tell you, 442 THE CITY MADAM. Things as they now are with me well con- sider'd, I do not like such visitants. L. Lacy. Yesterday, When you had nothing, praise your poverty fof't, You could have sung secure before a thief ; \ But now you are grown rich, doubts and ] To suspicions, And needless fears, possess you. Thank a good brother ; But let not this exalt you. Luke. A good brother ! Good in his conscience, I confess, and wise, In giving o'er the world. But his estate, Which your lordship may conceive great, no way answers The general opinion : alas ! Sir Maur. Harrico botikia borne/"'. Luke. Ha ! in this heathen language, Ho\\ is it possible our doctors should Hold conference with them, or I use the means For their conversion ? L. Lacy. That shall be no hindrance your good purposes : they have lived long In the English colony, and speak our language As their own dialect ; the business does concern you : Mine own designs command me hence. Con- tinue, As in your poverty you were, a pious And honest man. Luke. That is, interpreted, \Exit. great charge, I am left a poor man A slave and beggar. by him. L. Lacy. A poor man, say you ? Luke. Poor, compared with what Tis thought I do possess. Some little land, Fair household furniture, a few good debts, But empty bags, I find : yet I will be A faithful steward to his wife and daughters ; And, to the utmost of my power, obey His will in all things. L. Lacy. I'll not argue with you Of his estate, but bind you to performance Of his last request, which is, for testimony Of his religious charity, that you would Receive these Indians, lately sent him from Virginia, into your house ; and labour, At any rate, 'with the best of your en- deavours, Assisted by the aids of our divines, To make them Christians. Luke. Call you this, my lord, Religious charity ; to send infidels, Like hungry locusts, to devour the bread Should feed his family? I neither can, Nor will consent to't. ^'toCs'-** Sir John. You conceive it right ; There being no religion, nor virtue, But in abundance, and no vice but want. All deities serve Plutus. Luke. Oracle ! Sir John. Temples raised to ourselves in the increase Of wealth and reputation, speak a wise man ; But sacrifice to an imagined Power, Of which we have no sense but in belief, A superstitious fool. Luke. True worldly wisdom ! Sir John. All knowledge else is folly. Sir Maur. Now we are yours,") Be confident your better angel is 1 Enter'd your house. j Plenty. There being nothing in The compass of your wishes, but shall end In their fruition to the full. Sir John. As yet, You do not know us ; but when you under- stand The wonders we can do, and what the ends L. Lacy. Do not slight it ; 'tis With him a business of such consequence, j That brought us hither, you will entertain 113 That should he only hear 'tis not embraced, | With more respect. And cheerfully, in this his conscience aiming Luke. There's something whispers to me At the saving of three souls, 'twill draw him j These are no common men. [Aside.'.. My house is yours, Enjoy it freely : only grant me this, Not to be seen abroad till I have heard More of your sacred principles. Pray enter : oer To see it himself accomplish'd. Luke. Heaven forbid I should divert him from his holy purpose, To worldly cares again ! I rather will Sustain the burthen, and, with the converted, i Than ignorant Americans. Feast the converters, who, I know, will prove Sir John, You shall find it. The greater feeders. Sir John. Oh, ha, enewah Chrish bully hika. Plentv. Enaula, j You are learned Europeans, and we worse {Exeunt. THE CITY MADAM. 443 ACT IV. SCENE I. A Room in Frugal's House, Enter Ding'em, Gettall, and Holdfast. Ding. Not speak with him ! with fear survey me better, Thou figure of famine ! Gett. Coming, as we do, From his quondam patrons, his dear ingles now, The brave spark Tradewell Ding. And the man of men In the service of a woman, gallant Goldwire ! Enter Luke. Hold. I know them for his prentices, without These flourishes. Here are rude fellows, sir. Ding. Not yours, you rascal ! Hold. No, don pimp ; you may seek them In Bridewell, or the hole ; here are none of your comrogues. Ltike. One of them looks as he would cut my throat : Your business, friends ? Hold. I'll fetch a constable ; Let him answer him in the stocks. Ding. Stir, an thou dar'st : Fright me with Bridewell and the stocks ! they are fleabitings I am familiar with. [Draws. Luke. Pray you put up : And, sirrah, hold your peace. [To Holdfast. Ding. Thy word's a law, And I obey. Live, scrape-shoe, and be thankful. Thou man of muck and money, for as such I now salute thee, tfer? suburbian gamesters Have heard thy fortunes, and I am, in person, Sent to congratulate. Gett. The news hath reach'd The ordinaries, and all the gamesters are Ambitious to shake the golden golls Of worshipful master Luke. I come from Tradewell, Your fine facetious factor. Ding. I from Goldwire : He and his Helen have prepared a banquet, With the appurtenances, to entertain thee ; For, I must whisper in thine ear, thou art To be her Paris : but bring money with thee, To quit old scores. Gett. Blind chance hath frown'd upon Brave Tradewell: he's blown up, but not without Hope of recovery, so you supply him With a good round sum. In my house, I can assure you, There's half a million stirring. Luke. What hath he lost ? Gett. Three hundred. Luke. A trifle. Gett. Make it up a thousand, And I will fit him with such tools as shall Bring in a myriad. Luke. They know me well, Nor need you use such circumstances for them : What's mine, is theirs. They are my friends, not servants, .But in their care to enrich me ; and these courses, The speeding means. Your name, I pray you? Gett. Gettall. I have been many years an ordinary-keeper, My box my poor revenue. Luke. Your name suits well With your profession. Bid him bear up ; he shall not Sit long on Penniless-Bench. Gett. There spake an angel ! Luke. You know mistress Shave'em ? Gett. The pontifical punk ? Ltike. The same. Let him meet me there some two hours hence : And tell Tom Goldwire I will then be with him, Furnish 'd beyond his hopes ; and let your mistress Appear in her best trim. Ding. She will make thee young, Old ^Eson : she is ever furnish 'd with Medea's drugs, restoratives. I fly To keep them sober till thy worship come ; They will be drunk with joy else. Gett. I'll run with you. [Exeunt Ding'em and Gettall. Hold. You will not do as you say, I hope? Luke. Enquire not ; I shall do what becomes me. {Knocking within .] To the door. [Exit Holdfast. New visitants ! Re-enter Holdfast. What are they ? Hold. A whole batch, sir, Almost of the same leaven : your needy debtors, Penury, Fortune, Hoyst. Luke. They come to gratulate The fortune fallen upon me. Hold. Rather, sir, Like the others, to prey on you. THE CITY MADAM. Luke. I am simple ; they Know my good nature: but let them in, however. Hold. All will come to ruin ! I see beg- gary Already knocking at the door. You may enter \Speaking to those -without. But use a conscience, and do not work upon A tender-hearted gentleman too much ; 'Twill shew like charity in you. Enter Fortune, Penury, and Hoyst. Luke. Welcome, friends : I know your hearts and wishes ; you are glad You have changed your creditor. Pen. I weep for joy, To look upon his worship's face. For. His worship's ! I see lord mayor written on his forehead ; The cap of maintenance, and city sword, Borne up in state before him. Hoyst. Hospitals, And a third Burse, erected by his honour. Pen. The city poet on the pageant day Preferring him before Gresham. Hoyst. All the conduits Spouting canary sack. For. Not a prisoner left, Under ten pounds. Pen. We, his poor beadsmen, feasting Our neighbours on his bounty. Luke. May I make good Your prophecies, gentle friends, as I'll en- deavour, To the utmost of my power ! Hold. Yes, for one year, And break the next. Luke. You are ever prating, sirrah. Your present business, friends ? For. Were your brother present, Mine had been of some consequence ; but now The power lies in your worship's hand, 'tis little, And will, I know, as soon as ask'd, be granted. Luke. 'Tis very probable. For. The kind forbearance Of my great debt, by your means, Heaven be prais'd for't ! Hath raised my sunk estate. I have two ships, Which I long since gave for lost, above my hopes Return'd from Barbary, and richly freighted. Luke. Where are they ? For. Near Gravesend. Luke. I am truly glad of it. For. I find your worship's charity, and dare swear so. Now may I have your license, as I know With willingness I shall, to make the best Of the commodities, though you have exe- cution, And after judgment, against all that's mine, As my poor body, I shall be enabled To make payment of my debts to all the world, And leave myself a competence. Luke. You much wrong me, If you only doubt it. Yours, master Hoyst ? Hoyst. 'Tis the surrendering back the mortgage of My lands, and on good terms, but three days' patience ; By an uncle's death I have means left to redeem it, And cancel all the forfeited bonds I seal'd to, In my riots, to the merchant ; for I am Resolv'd to leave off play, and turn good husband. Luke. A good intent, and to be cherish'd in you. Yours, Penury? Pen. My state stands as it did, sir ; What I owed I owe, but can pay nothing to you. Yet, if you please to trust me with ten pounds more, I can buy a commodity of a sailor, Will make me a freeman. There, sir, is his name; And the parcels I am to deal for. [Gives him a paper. Luke. You are all so reasonable In your demands, that I must freely grant them. Some three hours hence meet me on the exchange, You shall be amply satisfied. Pen. Heaven preserve you ! For. Happy were London, if, within her walls, She had many such rich men ! Luke. No more ; now leave me : I am full of various thoughts. \Exeunt Fortune, Hoyst, and Penury.] Be careful, Holdfast; I have much to do. Hold. And I something to say, Would you give me hearing. Luke. At my better leisure. Till my return look well unto the Indians ; In the mean time, do you as this directs you. [Gives him a paper. Exeunt. THE CITY MADAM. 445 SCENE II. A Room in Shave'em's House. Enter Goldwire junior, Tradewell junior, Shave'em, Secret, Gettall, and Ding'em. Gold. All that is mine is theirs. Those were his words ? Ding. I am authentical. Trade. And that I should not Sit long on Penniless-Bench ? Gett. But suddenly start up A gamester at the height, and cry At all! Shave. And did he seem to have an in- clination To toy with me? Ding. He wish'd you would put on Your best habiliments, for he resolv'd To make a jovial day on't. Gold. Hug him close, wench, And thou mayst eat gold and amber. I well know him For a most insatiate drabber : he hath given, Before he spent his own estate, which was Nothing to the huge mass he's now possess'd of, j A hundred pound a leap. Shave. Hell take my doctor ! i He should have brought me some fresh oil of talc ; i These ceruses are common. Secret. Troth, sweet lady, The colours are well laid on. Gold. And thick enough : I find that on my lips. Shave. Do you so, Jack Sauce ! I'll keep them further off. Gold. But be assured first Of a new maintainer, ere you cashier the old one. But bind him fast b^/chy sorceries, and thou shalt Be my revenue ; the whole college study The reparation of thy ruin'd face ; Thou shalt have thy proper and bald-headed coachman ; Thy tailor and embroiderer shall kneel To'thee, their idol : Cheapside and the Ex- change Shall court thy custom, and thou shalt forget There e'er was a St. Martin's : thy procurer Shall be sheath'd in velvet, and a reverend veil Pass her for a grave matron. Have an eye to the door, And let loud music, when this monarch enters, Proclaim his entertainment. Ding. That's my office. [Flourish of cornels within. The consort's ready. Enter Luke. Trade. And the god of pleasure, Master Luke, our Comus, enters. Gold. Set your face in order, I will prepare him. Live I to see this day, And to acknowledge you my royal master ? Trade. Let the iron chests fly open, and the gold, Rusty for want of use, appear again ! Gett. Make my ordinary flourish ! Shave. Welcome, sir, To your own palace ! [ The music plays. Gold. Kiss your Cleopatra, And shew yourself, in your magnificent bounties, A second Antony ! Ding. All the nine worthies ! Secret. Variety of pleasures waitupon you, And a strong back ! Luke. Give me leave to breathe, I pray you. I am astonish'd ! all this preparation For me? and this choice modest beauty wrought To feed my appetite ? All. We are all your creatures. Luke. A house well furnish' d ! Gold. At your own cost, sir, Glad I the instrument. I prophesied You should possess what now you do, and therefore Prepared it for your pleasure. There's no rag This Venus wears, but, on my knowledge, was Derived from your brother's cash : the lease of the house, And furniture, cost near a thousand, sir. Shave. But now you are master both of it and me, I hope you'll build elsewhere. Luke. And see you placed, Fair one, to your desert. As I live, friend Tradewell, I hardly knew you, your clothes so well become you. What is your loss? speak truth. Trade. Three hundred, sir. Gett. But, on a new supply, he shall re- cover The sum told twenty times o'er. Shave. There's a banquet, And after that a soft couch, that attends you. Luke, I couple not in the daylight. Ex- pectation Heightens the pleasure of the night, my sweet one ! Your music's harsh, discharge it ; I have provided THE CITY MADAM. A better consort, and you shall frolic it In another place. \The music ceases. Gold. But have you brought gold, and store, sir? Trade. 1 long to Ware the caster! Gold. I to appear In a fresh habit. Shave. My mercer and my silkman Waited me, two hours since' Luke. I am no porter, To carry so much gold as will supply Your vast desires, but I have ta'en order for you ; Enter Sheriff, Marshal, and Officers. You shall have what is fitting, and they come here Will see it perform'd. Do your offices : you have My lord chief-justice's warrant for't. Sher. Seize them all, Shave. The city marshal ! Gold. And the sheriff ! I know him. Secret. We are betray 'd. Ding. Undone. Gett. Dear master Luke. Gold. You cannot be so cruel ; your per- suasion Chid us into these courses, oft repeating, Shew yourselves city-sparks, and hang up money I Luke. True ; when it was my brother's, I contemn'd it ; But now it is mine own, the case is alter'd. Trade. Will you prove yourself a devil? tempt us to mischief, And then discover it ? Luke. Argue that hereafter : In the mean time, master Goldwire, you that made Your ten-pound suppers ; kept your punks at livery In Brentford, Staines, and Barnet, and this, in London ; Held correspondence with your fellow- cashiers, Ka me, ka thee ! and knew, in your ac- compts, To cheat my brother ; if you can, evade me. If there be law in London, your father's bonds Shall answer for what you are out. Gold. You often told us It was a bugbear. Luke. Such a one as shall fright them Out of their estates, to make me satisfaction To the utmost scruple. And for you, madam, My Cleopatra, by your own confession, Your house, and all your moveables, are mine ; Nor shall you nor your matron need to trouble Your mercer, or your siikman ; a blue gown, And a whip to boot, as I will handle it, Will serve the turn in Bridewell ; and these soft hands, When they are inured to beating hemp, be scour'd In your penitent tears, and quite forget their powders And bitter almonds. Shave. Secret. Ding. Will you show no mercy ? Luke. I am inexorable. Gett. I'll make bold To take my leave ; the gamesters stay my coming. Luke. We must not part so, gentle master Gettall. Your box, your certain income, must pay back Three hundred, as I take it, or you lie by it. There's half a million stirring in your house, This a poor trifle. Master shrieve and master marshal, On your perils, do your offices. Gold. Dost thou cry now [TbTradewell. Like a maudlin gamester after loss? I'll suffer Like a Roman, and now, in my misery, In scorn of all thy wealth, to thy teeth tell thee Thou wort my pander. Luke. Shall I hear this from My prentice ? Mar. Stop his mouth. Sher. Away with them. [Exeunt Sheriff, Marshal, and Officers, with Gold. Trade. Shave. Secret. Gett. and Ding. Luke. A prosperous omen in my entrance to My alter'd nature ! these house thieves re- moved, And what was lost, beyond my hopes, re- cover'd, Will add unto my heap ; increase of wealth Is the rich man's ambition, and mine Shall know no bounds. The valiant Macedon Having in his conceit subdued one world, Lamented that there were no more to con- quer : In my way, he shall be my great example. And when my private house, in cramm'd abundance, Shall prove the chamber of the city poor, THE CITY MADAM. 447 And Genoa's bankers shall look pale with envy When I am mentioned, I shall grieve there is No more to be exhausted in one kingdom. Religion, conscience, charity, farewell ! To me you are words only, and no more ; All human happiness consists in store. {Exit. SCENE III. A Street. Enter Serjeants with Fortune, Hoyst, and Penury. For. At master Luke's suit ! the action twenty thousand ! i Serj. With two or three executions, which shall grind you To powder, when we have you in the counter. For. Thou dost belie him, varlet ! he, good gentleman, Will weep when he hears how we are used. 1 Serj. Yes, millstones. Pen. He promised to lend me ten pound for a bargain, He will not do it this way. 2 Serj. I have warrant For what I have done. You are a poor fellow, And there being little to be got by you, In charity, as I am an officer, I would not have seen you, but upon com- pulsion, And for mine own security. . 3 Serj. You are a gallant, And I'll do you a courtesy, provided That you have money : for a piece an hour, I'll keep you in the house till you send for bail. 2 Serj. In the mean time, yeoman, run to the other counter, And search if there be aught else out against him. 3 Serj. That done, haste to his creditors : he's a prize, And as we are city pirates by our oaths, We must make the best on't. Hoyst. Do your worst, I care not. I'll be removed to the Fleet, and drink and drab there In spite of your teeth. I now repent I ever Intended to be honest. Enter Luke. 3 Serj. Here he comes You had best tell so. For. W r orshipful sir, You come in time to free us from these ban- dogs. I know you gave no way to't* Pen. Or if you did, 'Twas but to try our patience. Hoyst. I must tell you I do not like such trials. Luke. Are you Serjeants, Acquainted with the danger of a rescue, Yet stand here prating in the street? the counter Is a safer place to parley in. For. Are you in earnest ? Luke. Yes, faith ; I will be satisfied to a token, Or, build upon't, you rot there. For. Can a gentleman Of your soft and silken temper, speak such language ? Pen. So honest, so religious ? Hoyst. That preach'd So much of charity for us to your brother ? Luke. Yes, when I was in poverty it shew'd well ; But I inherit with his state, his mind, And rougher nature. I grant then, I talk'd, For some ends to myself conceal'd, of pity, The poor man's orisons, and such like no- things : But what I thought you all shall feel, and with rigour ; Kind master Luke says it. Who pays for your attendance ? Do you wait gratis ? For. Hear us speak. Luke. While I, Like the adder, stop mine ears : or did I listen, Though you spake with the tongues of angels to me, I am not to be alter'd. For. Let me make the best Of my ships, and their freight. Pen. Lend me the ten pounds you pro- mised. Hoyst. A day or two's patience to redeem my mortgage, And you shall be satisfied. For. To the utmost farthing. Luke. I'll shew some mercy ; which is, that I will not Torture you with false hopes, but make you know What you shall trust to. Your ships to my use Are seized on. I have got into my hands Your bargain from the sailor, 'twas a good onef For such a petty sum. I will likewise take The extremity of your mortgage, and the forfeit Of your several bonds ; the use and principal Shall not serve. Think of the basket, wretches, And a coal-sack for a winding-sheet. 448 THE CITY MADAM. For. Broker! Hoyst. Jew ! For. Imposter ! Hoyst. Cut-throat ! For. Hypocrite ! Luke. Do, rail on ; Move mountains with your breath, it shakes not me. Pen. On my knees I beg compassion. My wife and children Shall hourly pray for your worship. For. Mine betake thee To the devil, thy tutor. Pen. Look upon my tears. Hoyst. My rage. For. My wrongs. Luke. They are all alike to me ; Entreaties, curses, prayers, or imprecations. Do your duties, Serjeants ; I am elsewhere look'd for. [Exit. 3 Serf. This your kind creditor ! 2 Serf. A vast villain, rather. Pen. See, see, the Serjeants pity us ! yet he's marble. Hoyst. Buried alive ! For. There's no means to avoid it. [Exeunt. SCENE IV. A Room in Sir John Frugal's House. Enter Holdfast, Stargaze, and Milliscent. Star. Not wait upon my lady? Hold. Nor come at her ; You find it not in your almanack. Mill. Nor I have license To bring her breakfast ? Hold. My new master hath Decreed this for a fasting-day. She hath feasted long, And, after a carnival, Lent ever follows. Mill. Give me the key of her wardrobe. You'll repent this ; I must know what gown she'll wear. Hold. You are mistaken, Dame president of the sweetmeats ; she and her daughters Are turn'd L. Frug. \within,~\ Stargaze ! Milliscent : Mill. My lady's voice. Hold. Stir not, you are confined here. Your ladyship may approach them, if you please ; But they are bound in this circle. \A loud. L. Frug. \withinJ\ Mine own bees Rebel against me ! When my kind brother knows this, I will be so revenged ! Hold. The world's well alter'd. He's your kind brother now ; but yesterday Your slave and jesting-stock. Enter Lady Frugal, Anne, and Mary, in coarse habits, weeping. Mill. What witch hath transformed you? Star. Is this the glorious shape your cheating brother Promised you should appear in ? Mill. My young ladies In buffin gowns, and green aprons ! tear them off; Rather shew all than be seen thus. Hold. 'Tis more comely, I wis, than their other whim-whams. Mill. A French hood too, Now, tis out of fashion ! a fool's cap would ! show better. L. Frug. We are fool'd indeed ! by whose command are we used thus ? Enter Luke. Hold. Here he comes can best resolve you. L. Frug. O, good brother ! Do you thus preserve your protestation to me? Can queens envy this habit ? or did Juno E'er feast in such a shape ? Anne. You talk'd of Hebe, Of Iris, and I know not what ; but were they Dress'd as we are? they were sure some chandler's daughters i Bleaching linen in Moorfields. 'd philosophers, and must carry all I Mary. Or Exchange wenches, Their wealth about them ; they have clothes Coming from eating pudding-pies on laid in their chamber, Sunday, If they pleas ; to put them on, and without j At Pimlico, or Islington. help too, Luke. Save you, sister ! Or they may walk naked. You look, master j I now dare style you so : you were before Stargaze, Too glorious to be look'd on, now you appear .As you had seen a strange comet, and had i Like a city matron ; and my pretty nieces now foretold, The end of the world, and on what day : and you, As the wasps had broke into the gallipots, And eaten up your apricots. Such things as were born and bred there. Why should you ape The fashions of court-ladies, whose high titles, And pedigrees of long descent, give warrant THE CITY MADAM. 449 i r or their superfluous bravery? 'twas mon- strous : Till now you ne'er look'd lovely. L. Frug. Is this spoken In scorn ! Luke. Fie ? no ; with judgment. I make good My promise, and now shew you like your- selves, In your own natural shapes ; and stand resolved You shall continue so. /,. Frng. It is confess'd, sir. I.iikc. Sir ! sirrah : use your old phrase, I can bear it. L. Frug. That, if you please, forgotten, we acknowledge We have deserv'd ill from you ; yet despair not, Though we are at your disposure, you'll maintain us Like your brother's wife and daughters. Luke. 'Tis my purpose. L. Frug. And not make us ridiculous. Luke. Admired rather, As fair examples for our proud city dames, And their proud brood to imitate. Do not frown ; If you do, I laugh, and glory that I have The power, in you, to scourge a general vice, And raise up a new satirist : but hear gently, And in a gentle phrase I'll reprehend Your late disguised deformity, and cry up This decency and neatness, with the advan- tage You shall receive by't. L. Frug. We are bound to hear you. Luke. With a soul inclined to learn. Your father was An honest country farmer, goodman Humble, By his neighbours ne'er call'd Master. Did your pride Descend from him ? but let that pass : your fortune, Or rather your husband's industry, advanced you To the rank of a merchant's wife. He made a knight, And your sweet mistress-ship ladyfied, you wore Satin on solemn days, a chain of gold, A velvet hood, rich borders, and sometimes A dainty miniver cap, a silver pin, Headed with a pearl worth three-pence, and thus far You were privileged, and no man envied it ; It being for the city's honour that There should be a distinction between The wife of a patrician, and plebeian. Mill. Pray you, leave preaching, or choose some other text ; Your rhetoric is too moving, for it makes Your auditory weep. Luke. Peace, chattering magpie ! I'll treat of you anon : but when the height And dignity of London's blessings grew Contemptible, and the name lady-mayoress Became a by-word, and you scorn'd thfe means By which you were raised, my brother's fond indulgence, Giving the reins to it ; and no object pleased you But the glittering pomp and bravery of the court ; What a strange, nay monstrous, metamor- phosis follow'd ! No English workman then could please your fancy, The French and Tuscan dress your whole discourse ; This bawd to prodigality, entertain'd To buzz into your ears what shape this countess Appear'd in the last masque, and how it drew The young lord's eyes upon her ; and this- usher Succeeded in the eldest prentice' place, To walk before you L. Frng. Pray you, end. Hold. Proceed, sir ; I could fast almost a prenticeship to hear you, You 'touch them so to the quick. Luke. Then, as I said, The reverend hood cast off, your borrow'd hair, Powder 'd and curl'd, was by your dresser's art Form'd like a coronet, hang'd with dia- monds, And the richest orient pearl ; your carcanets That did adorn your neck, of equal value : Your Hungerland bands, and Spanish quellio ruffs ; Great lords and ladies feasted to survey Embroider'd petticoats ; and sickness feign 'd, That your night rails of forty pounds a piece Might be seen, with envy, of the visitants ; Rich pantofles in ostentation shewn, And roses w r orth a family : you were served in plate, Stirr'd not a foot without your coach, and going To church, not for devotion, but to shew Your pomp, you were tickled when the beggars cried, GG 450 THE CITY MADAM. Heaven save your honour ! this idolatry Paid to a painted room. Hold. Nay, you have reason To blubber, all of you. Luke. And when you lay In childbed, at the christening of this minx, I well remember it, as you had been An absolute princess, since they have no more, Three several chambers hung, the first with arras, And that for waiters ; the second crimson satin, For the meaner sort of guests ; the third of scarlet Of the rich Tyrian die ; a canopy To cover the brat's cradle ; you in state, Like Pompey's Julia. L. Fru$. No more, I pray you. Luke. Of this, be sure, you shall not. I'll cut off ^Whatever is exorbitant in you, Or in [your] daughters, and reduce you to Your natural forms and habits ; not in re- venge Of your base usage of me, but to fright Others by your example : 'tis decreed You shall serve one another, for I will Allow no waiter to you. Out of doors With these useless drones ! Hold. Will you pack? Mill. Not till I have My trunks along with me. Luke. Not a rag ; you came Hither without a box. Star. You'll shew to me, I hope, sir, more compassion. Hold. Troth I'll be Thus far a suitor for him : he hath printed 'An almanack, for this year, at his own . 'charge ; Let him have the impression with him, to set up with. Luke. For once I'll be entreated ; let it be Thrown to him out of the window. Star. O cursed stars That reign'd at my nativity ! how have you cheated Your poor observer ! Anne. Must we part in tears ? Maty. Farewell, good Milliscent ! L. Frug. I am sick, and meet with A rough physician. O my pride and scorn ! How justly am I punish 'd ! Mary. Now we sufter For our stubbornness and disobedience To our good father. Anne. And the base conditions We imposed upon our suitors. Luke. Get you in, And caterwaul in a corner. L. Fru%. There's no contending. [Lady Frugal, Anne, and Mary, go off at one door, Stargaze and Milliscent at the other. Luke. How Lik'st thou my carriage, Holdfast ? Hold. Well in some parts ; But it relishes, I know not how, a little Of too much tyranny. Luke. Thou art a fool : He's cruel to himself, that dares not be Severe to those that used him cruelly. [E.veunt. ACT V. SCENE I. A Room in Sir John Frugal's House. Enter Luke, Sir John Frugal, Sir Maurice Lacy, and Plenty. Luke. You care not then, as it seems, to be converted To our religion ? Sir John. We know no such word, Nor power but the devil, and him we serve for fear, Not love. Luke. I am glad that charge is saved. Sir John. We put That trick upon your brother, to have means To come to the city. Now, to you, we'll discover The close design that brought us, with assurance, If you lend your aids to furnish us with that Which in the colony was not to be pur- chased, No merchant ever made such a return For his most precious venture, as you shall Receive from us ; far, far above your hopes, Or fancy, to imagine. Luke. It must be Some strange commodity, and of a dear value, (Such an opinion is planted in me You will deal fairly,) that I would not hazard : Give me the name of it. Sir Afaur. I fear you will make Some scruple in your conscience, to grant it. Luke. Conscience ! no, no ; so it may be done with safety, And without danger of the law. Plenty. For that, You shall sleep securely : nor shall it di- minish, THE CITY MADAM. But add unto your heap such an increase. As what you now possess shall appear an atom, To the mountain it brings with it. Luke. Do not rack me j With expectation. Sir John. Thus then in a word : i The devil why start you at his name ? if you Desire to wallow in wealth and worldly honours, i You must make haste to be familiar with him. I This devil, whose priest I am, and by him made I A deep magician, (for I can do wonders,) : Appear 'd to me in Virginia, and commanded, With many stripes, for that's his cruel custom, I should provide, on pain of his fierce wrath, Against the next great sacrifice, at which, We, grovelling on our faces, fall before him, Two Christian virgins, that, with their pure blood, Might dye his horrid altars ; and a third, In his hate to such embraces as are lawful, Married, and with your ceremonious rites, As an oblation unto Hecate, And wanton Lust, her favourite. Luke. A devilish custom .' And yet why should it startle me? There are Enough of the sex fit for this use ; but virgins. And such a matron as you speak of, hardly : To be wrought to it. Plenty. A mine of gold, for a fee, Waits him that undertakes it and performs it. SirMaur. Know you no distressed widow, or poor maids, Whose want of dower, though well born, makes them w(?-;ry Of their own country ? Sir John. Such as had rather be Miserable in another world, than where They have surfeited in felicity? Luke. Give me leave [ Walks aside. I would not lose this purchase. A grave matron ! And two pure virgins ! Umph ! I think my sisier, Though proud, was ever honest ; and my nieces, Untainted yet. Why should not they be shipp'd For this employment? they are burthensome to me, And eat too much ; and if they stay in London, They will find friends that, to my loss, will force me To composition : 'twere a masterpiece, If this could be effected. They were ever Ambitious of title : should I urge, Matching with these they shall live Indian queens, It may do much : but what shall I feel here, Knowing to what they are design'd ? they absent, The thought of them will leave me. It shall be so. . {Returns. I'll furnish you, and, to endear the service, In mine own family, and my blood too. Sir John. Make this good, and your house shall not contain The gold we'll send you. Luke. You have seen my sister, And my two nieces? Sir John. Yes, sir. Luke. These persuaded How happily they shall live, and in what pomp, When they are in your kingdoms, for you must Work them a belief that you are kings Plenty. We are so. Luke. I'll put it in practice instantly. ; Study you For moving language. Sister nieces ! Enter Lady Frugal, Anne, and Mary. How! Still mourning? dry your eyes, and clear , these clouds That do obscure your beauties. Did you believe My personated reprehension, though It shew'd like a rough anger, could be serious? Forget the fright I put you in : my end, In humbling you, was to set off the height Of honour, principal honour, which .my studies, When you least expect it, shall confer upon you! Still you seem doubtful : be not wanting to j Yourselves, nor let the strangeness of the means, With the shadow of some danger, render you Incredulous. L. Frug. Our usage hath been such, As we can faintly hope that your intents And language are the same. Luke. I'll change those hopes To certainties. Sir John. With what art he winds about ; them ! [Aside. Luke. What will you say, or what thanks shall I look fcr, If now I raise you to such eminence, as G G 2 452 THE CITY MADAM. The wife and daughters of a citizen Never arrived at ! many, for their wealth, I grant, Have written ladies of honour, and some few Have higher titles, and that's the furthest rise ' You can in England hope for. What think you, j If I should mark you out a way to live ! Queens in another climate? Anne. We desire A competence. Mary. And prefer our country's smoke Before outlandish fire. L. Frug. But should we listen To such impossibilities, 'tis not in The power of man to make it good. Luke. I'll do it: Nor is this seat of majesty far removed ; It is but to Virginia. L. Frug. How ! Virginia! High heaven forbid ! Remember, sir, I be- seech you, What creatures are shipp'd thither. Anne. Condemn'd wretches, ' Forfeited to the law. Mary. Strumpets and bawds. 1 For the abomination of their life, Spew'd out of their own country. Luke. Your false fears Abuse my noble purposes. Such indeed j Are sent as slaves to labour there ; but you, To absolute sovereignty. Observe these men, With reverence observe them : they are kings of Sucli spacious territories and dominions, As our Great Britain measured will appear A garden to it. Sir Maur. You shall be adored there As goddesses. Sir John. Your litters made of gold, Supported by your vassals, proud to bear The burthen on their shoulders. Plenty. Pomp, and ease, With deli cat es that Europe never knew, . Like pages shall wait on you. Luke. If you have minds I To entertain the greatness offer'd to you, With outstretch 'd arms, and willing 'hands, embrace it. , But this refused, imagine what can make you i Most miserable here ; and rest assured, . In storms it falls upon you : take them in, ; And use your best persuasion. If that fail, I'll send them aboard in a dry fat. \Exennt all but Sir John Frugal and Luke. Sir John. Be not moved, sir ; I We'll work them to your will. Yet, ere \ve part, Your worldly cares deferr'd, a little mirth Would not misbecome us. Luke. You say well : and now It comes into my memory, 'tis my birthday, Which with solemnity I would observe, But that it would ask cost. Sir John. That shall not grieve you. By my art I will prepare you such a feast, As Persia, in her height of pomp and riot. Did never equal ; and such ravishing music As the Italian princes seldom heard At their greatest entertainments. Name your guests. Luke. I must have none. Sir John. Not the city senate ? Luke. No ; Nor yet poor neighbours : the first would argue me Of foolish ostentation, and tl:e latter I Of too much hospitality ; a virtue Grown obsolete, and useless. I will sit Alone, and surfeit in my store, while others With envy pine at it ; my genius pamper'd With the thought of what I am, and what they suffer I have mark'd out to miser)'. Sir John. You shall : And something I will add you yet conceive not, Nor will I be slow-paced. Luke. I have one business. And, that dispatch 'd, I am free. Sir John. About it, sir, Leave the rest to me. Luke. Till now I ne'er loved magic. ^Exeunt. SCENE II. Another Room in the same. Enter Lord Lacy, Goldwire senior, and Tradewell senior. L. Lacy. Believe me, gentlemen, I never was So cozen'd in a fellow. He disguised Hypocrisy in such a cunning shape Of real goodness, that I would have sworn This devil a saint. M. Goldwire, and M. Tradewell, What do you mean to do ? Put on. Gold. With your lordship's favour. L. Lacy. I'll have it so. Trade. Your will, my lord, excuses The rudeness of our manners. /-. Lacy. You have received Penitent letters from your sons, I doubt not Trade. They are our only sons. Gold. And a's we arc fathers, Remembering the errors of our youth, We would pardon slips in them! THE CITY MADAM. 453 Trade. And pay for them In a moderate way. Gold. In which we hope your lordship Will be our mediator. L. Lacy. All my power Enter Luke, richly dressed. You freely shall command ; 'tis he ! You :;re well met, And to my wish, and wonderous brave ! your habit Spea'ks you a merchant royal. Luke. What I wear I take not upon trust. L. Lacy. Your betters may, And blush not for't. Luke. If you have nought else with me But to argue that, I will make bold to leave you. L. Lacy. You are very peremptory ; pray you stay : I once held you An upright honest man. Luke. I am honester now By a hundred thousand pound, I thank my stars for't, Upon the Exchange ; and if your late opinion Be alter'd, who can help it? Good my lord, To the point ; I have other business than to talk Of honesty, and opinions. L. Lacy. Yet you may Do well, if you please, to shew the one, and merit The other from good men, in a case that now Is offer 'd to you. Luke. What is it? I am troubled. L. Lacy. Here are t\\o gentlemen, the fathers of ^ Your brother's prefaces. Luke. Mine, my lord, I take it. L. Lacy. Goldwire, and Tradewell. Luke. They are welcome, if They come prepared to satisfy the damage I have sustain 'd by their sons. Gold. We are, so you please To use a conscience. Trade. Which we hope you will do, For your own worship's sake. Luke. Conscience, my friends, And wealth, are not always neighbours. Should I part With what the law gives me, I should suffer mainly In my reputation ; for it would convince me Of indiscretion : nor will you, I hope, move me To do myself such prejudice. L. Lacy. No moderation ? Luke. They cannot look for't, and pre- serve in me A thriving citizen's credit. Your bonds lie For your sons' truth, and they shall answer all They have run out : the masters never pros- per'd Since gentlemen's sons grew prentices : when we look To have our business done at home, they are Abroad in the tennis-court, or in Partridge- alley, In Lambeth Marsh, or a cheating ordinary, Where I found your sons. I have your bonds, look to't. A thousand pounds apiece, and that will hardly Repair my losses. L. Lacy. Thou dar'st not shew thyself Such a devil ! Luke. Good words. /.. Lacy. Such a cut-throat ! I have heard of The usage of your brother's wife and j daughters ; You shall find you are not lawless, and that your monies Cannot justify your villainies. Luke. I endure this. And, good my lord, now you talk in time of j monies, Pay in what you owe me. And give me leave to wonder Your wisdom should have leisure to consider The business of these gentlemen, or my carriage To my sister, or my nieces, being yourself, So much in my danger. L. Lacy. In thy danger? Luke. Mine. 1 find in my counting-house a manor pawn'd, Pawn'd, my good lord ; Lacy manor, and that manor From which you have the title of a lord, An it please your good lordship ! You are a nobleman ; Pray you pay in my monies : the interest Will eat faster in't, than aquafortis in iron. Now though you bear me hard, I love your lordship. I grant your person to be privileged From all arrests ; yet there lives a foolish creature Call'd an under-sheriff, who, being well paid, will serve An extent on lords or lowns' land. Pay it in : I would be loth your name should sink, or that 454 THE CITY MADAM. Your hopeful son, when he returns from travel. Should find you rriy lord-without-land. You are angry For my good counsel : look you to your bonds ; had I known Of your coming, believ't, I would have had Serjeants ready. Lord, how you fret ! but that a tavern's near, You should taste a cup of muscadine in my house, To wash down sorrow ; but there it will do better : I know you'll drink a health to me. [Exit. L. Lacy. To thy damnation. Was there ever such a villain ! heaven for- give me For speaking so unchristianly, though he deserves it. Gold. We are undone. Trade. Our families quite ruin'd. L. Lacy. Take courage, gentlemen ; com- fort may appear, And punishment overtake him, when he least expects it. [Exeunt. SCENE III. Another Room in the same. Enter Sir John Frugal and Holdfast. Sir John. Be silent, on your life. Hold. I am o'erjoy'd. Sir John. Are the pictures placed as I directed ? Hold. Yes, sir. Sir John. And the musicians ready? Hold. All is done As you commanded. Sir John, [goes to the door.] Make haste ; and be careful ; You know your cue, and postures ? Plenty, [within. J We are perfect. Sir John. 'Tis well. The rest are come, too? Hold. And disposed of To your own wish. Enter Servants with a rich banquet. Sir John. Set forth the table : so ! A perfect banquet. At the upper end, His chair in state : he shall feast like a prince. Hold. And rise like a Dutch hangman. Enter Luke. Sir John. Not a word more How like you the preparation ? Fill your room, And taste the cates ; then in your thought consider A rich man, that lives wisely to himself, In his full height of glory. Luke. I can brook No rival in this happiness. How sweetly These dainties, when unpaid for, please ruy ! palate ? Some wine. Jove's nectar ! Brightness to the star That govern'd at my birth ! shoot down I thy influence, And with a perpetuity of being Continue this felicity, not gain'd By vows to saints above, and much less j purchased By thriving industry ; nor fallen upon me As a reward to piety, and religion, Or service to my country : I owe all This to dissimulation, and the shape I wore of good ness. Let my brother number His beads devoutly, and believe his alms To beggars, his compassion to his debtors, ; Will wing his better part, disrobed of flesh, To soar above the firmament. I am well ; And so I surfeit here in all abundance, Though styled a cormorant, acut-throat, Jew, ; And prosecuted with the fatal curses Of widows, undone orphans, and what else Such as malign my state can load me with, I will not envy it. You promised music. Sir John. And you shall hear the strength and power of it, The spirit of Orpheus raised to make it good, And, in those ravishing strains, with which he moved Charon and Cerberus to give him way, To fetch from hell his lost Eurydice. Appear ! swifter than thought ! [Aloud. \ Music. Enter at one door, Cerberus, at the \ other, Charon, Orpheus, and Chorus. Luke. 'Tis wonderous strange ! [They represent the story of Orpheus, with dance and gesture. Sir John. Does not the object and the accent take you ? Luke. A pretty fable. [Exe. Orph. and the rest.~\ But that music should Alter, in fiends, their nature, is to me Impossible ; since, in myself, I find, What I have once decreed shall know no change. Sir John. You are constant to your pur- poses ; yet I think That I could stagger you. Luke. How? Sir John. Should I present Your servants, debtors, and the rest that suffer THE CITY MADAM. 455 By your fit severity, I presume the sight Would move you to compassion. Luke. Not a mote. The music that your Orpheus made was harsh, To the delight I should receive in hearing Their cries and groans : if it be in your power, I would now see them. Sir John. Spirits, in their shapes, Shall shew them as they are : but if it should move you? Luke. If it do, may I ne'er find pity ! Sir John. Be your own judge. ! Appear ! as I commanded. Sad Music. Enter Gold wire junior, and Tradewell junior, as from prison ; For- tune, Hoyst, and Penury ; Serjeants with Tradewell senior, and Goldwire senior ; these follr. &c. as before. Luke. I am lost. Guilt strikes me dumb. 456 THE CITY MADAM. Sir John. You have seen, my lord, the pageant ? L. Lacy. I have, and am ravish'd with it. Sir John. What think you now Of this clear soul ? this honest, pious man? Have I stripp'd him bare, or will your lord- ship have A further trial of him ? 'Tis not in A wolf to change his nature. L. Lacy. I long since Confess'd my error. Sir John. Look up ; I forgive you, And seal your pardons thus. \Raises and embraces Lady Frugal, Anne, and Mary. L. Frug. I am too full Of joy, to speak it. Amu. I am another creature ; Not what I was. Mary. I vow to shew myself, When I am married, an humble wife, Not a commanding mistress. Plenty. On those terms, I gladly thus embrace you. [ To Man'. Sir Maur. Welcome to My bosom : as the one half of myself, I'll love and cherish you. [7V? Anne. Gold. jun. Mercy ! Trade, jun. and the rest. Good sir, mercy ! Sir John. This day is sacred to it. All shall find me, As far as lawful pity can give way to't, Indulgent to your wishes, though with loss Unto myself. My kind and honest brother, Looking into yourself, have you seen the Gorgon ? What a golden dream you have had, in the possession Of my estate ! but here's a revocation That wakes you out of it. Monster in nature ! Revengeful, avaricious atheist, Transcending all example ! but I shall be A sharer in thy crimes, should I repeat them What wilt thou do ? turn hypocrite again, With hope dissimulation can aid thee ? Or that one eye will shed a tear in sign Of sorrow for thee ? I have warrant to Make bold with mine own, pray you uncase : this key, too, I must make bold with. Hide thyself in some desart, Where good men ne'er may find thee ; or in justice Pack to Virginia, and repent ; not for Those horrid ends to which thou didst de- sign these. Luke. I care not where I go : what's done, with words Cannot be undone. \Exit. L. Frug. Yet, sir, shew some mercy ; Because his cruelty to me and mine, Did good upon us. Sir John. Of that at better leisure, As his penitency shall work me. Make vou good Your promised reformation, and instruct Our city dames, whom wealth makes proud, to move In their own spheres ; and willingly to con- fess, la their habits, manners, and their highest port, A distance 'twixt the city and the court. [Exeunt. The Guardian. PROLOGUE. After twice putting forth to sea, his fame Shipwreck' d in either, and his oncerknown name In two years silence buried, perhaps lost In the general opinion ; at our cost (A zealous sacrifice to Neptune made for good success in his uncertain trade] Our author weighs up anchors, and once more forsaking the security of the shore, jKesolves to prove his fortune ; what 'twill be, Is not in him, or us, to prophesie ; You only, can assure us : yet he pray d This little, in his absence, might be said, Designing me his orator. He submits To the grave censure of those abler wits His weakness ; nor dares he profess that when The critics laugh, he'll laugh at them agen. (Strange self-love in a writer!) He would know His errors as you find them, and bestow His future studies to reform from this, What in another might be judged amiss. And yet despair not, gentlemen ; though he fear His strengths to please, we hope that you shall hear Some things so writ, as you may truly say He hath not quite forgot to make a play, As 'tis -with malice rumour d : his intents Are fair ; and though he want the compliments Of 'wide-mouth 'd promisers, who still engage, Before their works are brought upon the stage, Their parasites to proclaim them : this last birth, Deliver d without noise, may yield such mirth, As, balanced equally, will cry down the boast .? Of arrogance, and regain his credit lost. DRAMATIS PERSONS. Alphonso, king of Naples. Duke Montpensier, general of Milan. Severino, a banished nobleman. Monteclaro, his brother-in-law (supposed dead,) disguised under the name of Laval. Durazzo, the GUARDIAN. Caldoro, his nephew and ward, in love with Calista. Adorio, a young libertine. Camillo, \ Lentulo, L Neapolitan gentlemen. ' ) Donate, Carlo, cook to Adorio. Claudio, a confidential servant to Seve- rino. Captain. Banditti. Servants. lolante, wife to Severino. Calista, her daughter, in love with Adorio. Mirtilla, Calista's maid. Calipso, the confident of lolante. Singers, Countrymen. SCENE, Pattly at Naples, and partly in the adjacent country. 458 THE GUARDIAN. ACT I. SCENE I. Naples. A Grave. Enter Durazzo, Camillo, Lentulo, Donate, and tzvo Servants. Dur. Tell me of his expenses ! Which of you Stands bound for a gazet? he spend his own ; And you impertinent fools or knaves, (make choice Of either title, which your signiorships please,) To meddle in't. Camil. Your age gives privilege To this harsh language. Dnr. My age ! do not use That word again ; if you do, I shall grow young, And swinge you soundly : I would have you know Though I write fifty odd, I do not carry An almanack in my bones to pre-declare What weather we shall have ; nor do I kneel In adoration, at the spring and fall, Before my doctor, for a dose or two Of his restoratives, which are things, I take it, You are familiar with. Camil. This is from the purpose. Dur. I cannot cut a caper, or groan like you When I have done, nor run away so nimbly Out of the field : but bring me to a fence- school, And crack a blade or two for exercise, Ride a barb'd horse, or take a leap after me, Following my hounds, or hawks, (and, by your leave, At a gamesome mistress,) and you shall confess I am in the May of my abilities, And you in your December. Lent. We are glad you bear Your years so well. Dur. My years ! no more of years ; If you do, at your peril. Camil. We desire not To prove your valour. Dur. 'Tis your safest course. Camil. But as friends to your fame and reputation, Come to instruct you, your too much in- dulgence To the exorbitant waste of young Caldoro, Your nephew and your ward, hath rendered you But a bad report among wise men ifi Naples. Dur. Wise men ! in your opinion ; but to me, That understand myself and them, they are Hide-bounded money-mongers : they would. have me Train up my ward a hopeful youth, to keep A merchant's book ; or at the plough, and clothe him In canvas or coarse cotton ; while I fell His woods, grant leases, which he must make good When he comes to age, or be compelled to marry With a cast whore and three bastards ; let him know No more than how to cipher well, or do His tricks by the square root ; grant him no pleasure But quoits and nine-pins ; suffer him to con- verse With none but clowns and cobblers : as the Turk says, Poverty, old age, and aches of all seasons, Light on such heathenish guardians ! Don. You do worse To the ruin of his state, under your favour, In feeding his loose riots. Dur. Riots ! what riots ? He wears rich clothes, I do so ; keeps horses, games, and wenches ; 'Tis not amiss, so it be done with decorum : In an heir 'tis ten times more excusable Than to be over-thrifty. Is there aught else That you can charge him with ? Camil. With what we grieve for, And you will not approve. Dur. Out with it, man. Camil. His rash endeavour, without your consent, To match himself into a family Not gracious with the times. Dur. 'Tis still the better ; By this means he shall scape court visitants, And not be eaten out of house and home In a summer progress : but does he mean to marry ? Camil. Yes, sir, to marry. Dur. In a beardless chin 'Tis ten times worse than wenching. Family ! whose family ? Camil. Signor Severino's. Dur. How ! not he that killed The brother of his wife, as it is rumour'd, Then fled upon it ; since proscribed, and chosen Captain of the Banditti ; the king's pardon On no suit to be granted? Lent. The same, sir. Dur. This touches near: how is his love return d By the saint he worships ? THE GUARDIAN. 459' Don. She affects him not, But dotes upon another. Dur. Worse and worse. Camil. You know him, young Adorio. Dur. A brave gentleman ! What proof of this ? Lent. I dogg'd him to the church ; Where he, not for devotion, as I guess, But to make his approaches to his mistress, Is often seen. Camil. And would you stand conceal'd Among these trees, for he must pass this green, The matins ended, as she returns home, You may observe the passages. Dur. I thank you ; This torrent must be stopt. Don. They come. Camil. Stand close. \Theystandaslde. Enter Adorio, Calista, Mirtilla, and Caldoro muffled. Calls. I know I wrong my modesty. Ador. And wrong me, In being so importunate for that I neither can nor must grant. Calls. A hard sentence ! And to increase my misery, by you, Whom fond affection hath made my judge, Pronounced without compassion. Alas, sir, Did I approach you with unchaste desires, A sullied reputation ; were deform' d, As it may be I am, though many affirm I am something more than handsome Dur. I dare swear it. Calis. Or if I we*?Hio gentlewoman, but bred coarsely, You might, with some pretence of reason, slight What you should sue for. Dur. Were he not an eunuch, He would, and sue again ; I am sure I should. Pray look in my collar, a flea troubles me : Hey-day ! there are a legion of young Cupids At barley-break in my breeches. Calls. Hear me, sir ; Though you continue, nay increase your scorn, Only vouchsafe to let me understand What my defects are ; of which once con- vinced, I will hereafter silence my harsh plea, And spare your further trouble. Ador. I will tell you, And bluntly, as my usual manner is. Though I were a woman-hate;-, which I am not, But love the sex, for my ends, take me with you ; If in my thought I found one taint or blemish In the whole fabric of your outward features, I would give myself the lie. You are a virgin Possess'd of all your mother could wish inj you ; Your father Severino's dire disaster In killing of your uncle, which I grieve for, In no part taking from you. I repeat it, A noble virgin, for whose grace and favours The Italian princes might contend as rivals ;. Yet unto me, a thing far, far beneath you, (A noted libertine I profess myself,) In your mind there does appear one fault so gross, Nay, I might say unpardonable at your years, If justly you consider it, that I cannot As you desire, affect you. Calls. Make me know it, I'll soon reform it. Ador. Would you'd keep your word ! Calls. Put me to the test. Ador. I will. You are too honest, And, like your mother, too strict and re- ligious, And talk too soon of marriage; I shall break, If at that rate I purchase you. Can I part with My uncurb'd liberty, and on my neck "ear such a heavy yoke ? hazard my for- tunes, With all the expected joys my life can yield me, For one commodity, before I prove it ? Venus forbid on both sides ! let crook'd hams, Bald heads, declining shoulders, furrow'd cheeks, Be awed by ceremonies : if you love me In the way young people should, I'll fly to- meet it, And we'll meet merrily. Calls. Tis strange such a man Can use such language. Ador. In my tongue my heart Speaks freely, fair one. Think on't, a close friend, Or private mistress, is court rhetoric ; A wife, mere rustic solecism : so good mor- row ! [Adorio offers to go, Caldoro comes ' forward and stops him. Camil. How like you this ? Dur. A well-bred gentleman ! I am thinking now if ever in the dark, Or drunk, I met his mother : he must have- 4 6o THE GUARDIAN. .Some drops of my blood in him, for at his years I was much of his religion. Camll. Out upon you ! Don. The colt's tooth still in your mouth ! Dur. What means this whispering? Ador. You may perceive I seek not to displant you, "Where you desire to grow ; for further thanks, 'Tis needless compliment. Cald. There are some natures Which blush to owe a benefit, if not Received in corners; holding it an impairing To their own worth, should they acknow- ledge it. I am made of other clay, and therefore must Trench so far on your leisure, as to win you To lend a patient ear, while I profess Before my glory, though your scorn, Calista, How much I am your servant. Ador. My designs Are not so urgent, but they can dispense With so much time. Carnil, Pray you now observe your nephew. Dur. How he looks ! like a school-boy that had play'd the truant, And went to be breech'd. Cald. Madam ! Calis. A new affliction : Your suit offends as much as his repulse, It being not to be granted. Mirt. Hear him, madam ; His sorrow is not personated ; he deserves Your pity, not contempt. Dur. He has made the maid his ; And, as the master of the Art of Love Wisely affirms, it is a kind of passage To the mistress' favour. Cald. I come not to urge My merit to deserve you, since you are, Weigh 'd truly to your worth, above all value: Much less to argue you of want of judgment For following one that with wing'd feet flies from you, While I, 'at all parts, without boast, his equal, In vain pursue you ; bringing those flames with me, Those lawful flames, (for, madam, know, with other I never shall approach you,) which Adorio, In scorn of Hymen and religious rites, With atheistical impudence contemns ; And in his loose attempt to undermine The fortress of your honour, seeks to ruin All holy altars by clear minds erected To virgin honour. Dur. My nephew is an ass ; What a devil hath he to do with virgin honour, Altars, or la \\ful flames, when he should tell her They are superstitious nothings ; and speak to the purpose, Of the delight to meet in the old dance, Between a pair of sheets ; mygrandam call'd it, The Peopling of the World. Calis. How, gentle sir ! To vindicate my honour? that is needless ; I dare not fear the worst aspersion malice Can throw upon it. Cald. Your sweet patience, lady, And more than dove-like innocence, render you Insensible of an injury, for which I deeply suffer. Can you undergo The scorn of being refused ? I must confess It makes for my ends ; for had he embraced Your gracious offers tender 'd him, I had been In my own hopes forsaken ; and if yet There can breathe any air of comfort in me, To his contempt I owe it : but his ill No more shall make way for my good intents, Than virtue, powerful in herself, can need The aids of vice. Ador. You take that license, sir, W T hich yet I never granted. Cald. I'll force more ; Nor will I for my own ends undertake it, As I will make apparent, but to do A justice to your sex, with mine own wrong j And irrecoverable loss. To thee I turn, Thou goatish ribald, in whom lust is grown Defensible, the last descent to hell, Which gapes wide for thee : look upon this lady, And on her fame, (if it were possible, Fairer than she is,) and if base desires, And beastly appetite, will give thee leave, Consider how she sought thee, how this lady, In a noble way, desired thee. W r as she fashion'd In an inimitable mould, (which Nature broke, The great work perfected,) to be made a slave To thy libidinous twines, and, when com- manded, To be used as physic after drunken surfeits ! Mankind should rise against thee : what even now I heard with horror, shewed like blasphemy, And as such I will punish it. [Strikes Adorio, the rest rush for- ward ; they all draw. Calis. Murder ! THE GUARDIAN. 461 Mirt. Help ! Dur. After a whining prologue, who would have look'd for Such a rough catastrophe? Xay, come on, fear nothing : Never till now my nephew ! and do you hear, sir? (And yet I love thee too) if you take the wench now, I'll have it posted first, then chronicled, Thou wert beaten to it. Actor. You think you have shewn A memorable masterpiece of valour In doing this in public, and it may Perhaps deserve her shoe-string for a favour : Wear it without my envy ; but expect, For this affront, when time serves, I shall call you To a strict accompt. \Exit. Dur. Hook on, follow him, harpies ! You may feed upon this business for a month, If you manage it handsomely : \Exciint Camillo, Lenttilo, and Donato. When two heirs quarrel, The swordmen of the city shortly after Appear in plush, for their grave consultations In taking up the difference ; some, I know, Make a set living on't. Nay, let him go, Thou art master of the field ; enjoy thy fortune With moderation : for a flying foe, Discreet and provident conquerors build up A bridge of gold. To thy mistress, boy ! if I were In thy shirt, how I could nick it ! Cald. You stand, madam, As you were rooted, and I 'more than fear My' passion hath offended : I perceive The roses frighted from your cheeks, and paleness To usurp their room ; yet you may please to ascribe it To my excess of love, and boundless ardour To do you right ; for myself I have done nothing. I will not curse my stars, howe'er assured To me you are los't for ever : lor suppose Adorio slain, and by my hand, my life Is forfeited to the law, which I contemn, So with a tear or two you would remember I was your martyr, and died in your service. Cal. Alas, you weep ! and in my just compassion Of what you suffer, I were more' than marble, Should I not keep you company : you have sought My favours nobly, and I am justly punish 'd, In wild Adorio's contempt and scorn, For my ingratitude, it is no better, I To your deservings : yet such is my fate, I Though I would, I cannot help it. O Caldoro ! In our misplaced afiection I prove Too soon, and with dear-bought experience,. Cupid ; Is blind indeed, and hath mistook his- arrows. j If it be possible, learn to forget, j (And yet that punishment is too light,) to- hate, j A thankless virgin : practise it ; and may I Your due consideration that I am so, In your imagination, disperse | Loathsome deformity upon this face | That hath bewitch'd you ! more I cannot say r , 1 But that I truly pity you, and wish you I A better choice, which, in my prayers, Caldoro, I ever will remember. [Exeunt Calista and Mirtilla- Dur. 'Tis a sweet rogue. Why, how now ! thunderstruck ? Cald. I am not so happy : Oh that I were but master of myself ! { You soon should see me nothing. Dur. What would you do ? Cald. With one stab give a fatal period ! To my woes and life together. Dur. For a woman ! ! Better the kind were lost, and generation ! Maintain'd a new way. Cald. Pray you, sir, forbear j This profane language. Dur. Pray you, be you a man, j And whimper not like a girl : all shall be well, j As I live it shall ; this is no hectic fever, i But a love-sick ague, easy to be cured, ! And I'll be your physician, so you subscribe : To my directions. First, you must change i This city whorish air, for 'tis infected, ; And my potions will not work here ; I must ; have you ; To my country villa : rise before the sun, | Then make a breakfast of the morning I dew, Served up by nature on some grassy hill ; You'll find it nectar, and far more cordial Than cullises, cock-broth, or your distilla- tions Of a hundred crowns a quart. Cald. You talk of nothing. Dur. This ta'en as a preparative, to> strengthen I Your queasy stomach, vault into your saddle ; i With all this flesh I can do it without a stirrup : ! My hounds uncoupled, and my huntsmen I ready, THE GUARDIAN. You shall hear such music from their tunable mouths, That you shall say the viol, harp, theorbo, Ne'er made such ravishing harmony ; from the groves And neighbouring woods, with frequent iterations, Enamour'd of the cry, a thousand echoes Repeating it. Cald. What 's this to me ? Dur. It shall be, And you give thanks for't. In the afternoon, For we will have variety of delights, We'll to the field again, no game shall rise But we'll be ready for't : if a hare, my grey- hounds Shall make a course ; for the pie or jay, a sparhawk Flies from the fist ; the crow so near pursued, .Shall be compell'd to seek protection under Our horses' bellies ; a hearn put from her siege, And a pistol shot off in her breech, shall mount So high, that, to your view, she'll seem to soar Above the middle region of the air : A cast of haggard falcons, by me mann'd, Eyeing the prey at first, appear as if They did turn tail ; but with their labouring wings Getting above her, with a thought their pinions Cleaving the purer element, make in, And by turns bind with her ; the frighted fowl, Lying at her defence upon her back, With her dreadful beak a while defers her death, But by degrees forced down, we part the fray, And feast upon her. ' Cald. This cannot be, I grant, But pretty pastime. Dur. Pretty pastime, nephew ! 'Tis royal sport. Then, for an evening flight, A tiercel gentle, which I call, my masters, As he were sent a messenger to the moon, In such a place flies, as he seems to say, See me, or see me not ! the partridge sprung, He makes his stoop ; but wanting breath, is forced To cancelier ; then, with such speed as if He carried lightning in his wings, he strikes The trembling bird, who even in death appears Proud to be made his quarry. Cald. Yet all this Is nothing to Calista. Dur. Thou shall find Twenty Calistas there ; for every night, A fresh and lusty one ; I'll give thee a ticket, In which my name, Durazzo's name, sub- scribed, My tenants' nut-brown daughters, whole- some girls, At midnight shall contend to do thee service. I have bred them up to't ; should their fathers murmur, Their leases are void, for that is a main point In my indentures ; and when we make our progress, There is no entertainment perfect, if This last dish be not offer'd. Cald. You make me smile. Dur. I'll make thee laugh outright. Mv horses, knaves ! 'Tis but six short hours riding : yet ere night Thou shalt be an alter'd man. Cald. I wish I may, sir. [Exeunt. SCENE II. A Room in Severino's House. Enter Ib'lante, Calista, Calipso, and Mirtilla. Idl. I had spies upon you, minion ; the relation Of your behaviour was at home before you : My daughter to hold parley, from the church too, With noted libertines ! her fame and favours The quarrel of their swords ! Calls. 'Twas not in me To help it, madam. Idl. No ! how have I lived? My neighbour knows my manners have been such, That I presume I may affirm, and boldly, In no particular action of my life I can be justly censured. Calip. Censured, madam ! What lord or lady lives, worthy to sit A competent judge on you ? Calls. Yet black detraction Will find faults where they are not. Calip. Her foul mouth Is stopp'd, you being the object : give me leave To speak my thoughts, yet still under cor- rection ; And if my young lady and her woman hear With reverence, they may be edified. You are my gracious patroness and sup- portress, And I your poor observer, nay, your creature, Fed by your bounties ; and but that I know Your honour detests flattery, I might say, And with an emphasis, you are the lady Admired and envied at, far, far above ' All imitation of the best of women THE GUARDIAN. 463 That are or ever shall be. This is truth : I dare not be obsequious ; and 'twould ill Become my gravity, and wisdom glean'd From your oraculous ladyship, to act The part of a she-parasite. Id I. If you do, I never shall acknowledge you. Calls. Admirable ! This is no flattery ! [Aside to Mirt. Mirt. Do not interrupt her : 'Tis such a pleasing itch to your lady- mother, That she may peradventure forget us, To feed on her own praises. Ibl. I am not So far in debt to age, but if I would Listen to men's bewitching sorceries, I could be courted. Calip. Rest secure of that. All the braveries of the city run mad for you, And yet your virtue's such, not one attempts n,. keep no mankind servant in my house, In fear my chastity may be suspected : How is that voiced in Naples? Calip. With loud applause, I assure your honour. Id I. It confirms I can Command my sensual appetites. Calip. As vassals to Your more than masculine reason, that com- mands them : Your palace styled a nunnery of pureness, In which not one lascivious thought dares enter, Your clear soul standing centinel. Mirt. Well said, Echo ! [Aside. Idl. Yet I have tasted those d'elights which women So greedily long for, know their titillations ; And when, with danger of his head, thy father Comes to give comfort to my widow'dsheets, As soon as his desires are satisfied, I can with ease forget them. Calip. Observe that, It being indeed remarkable : 'tis nothing For a simple maid, that never had her hand In the honey-pot of pleasure, to forbear it ; But such as have lick'd there, and lick'd there often, And felt the sweetness oft Mirt. How her mouth runs o'er With rank imagination ! [Aside. Calip. If such can, As urged before, the kickshaw being offer'd, Refuse to take it, like my matchless madam, They may be sainted. Idl. I'll lose no more breath In fruitless reprehension ; look to it : I'll have thee wear this habit of my mind, As ot my body. Calip. Seek no other precedent : In all the books of Amadis de Gaul, The Palmerins, and that true Spanish story, The Mirror of Knighthood, which I have read often, Read feelingly, nay more, I do believe in't, My lady has no parallel. 161. Do not provoke me : If, from this minute, thou e'er stir abroad, Write letter, or receive one ; or presume To look upon a man, though from a window, I'll chain thee like a slave in some dark corner ; Prescribe thy daily labour, which omitted, Expect the usage of a fury from me, Not an indulgent mother. Come, Calipso. Calip. Your ladyship's injunctions are so easy, That I dare pawn my credit my young lady And her woman shall obey them. [Exeunt lolante and Calipso. Mirt. You shall fry first For a rotten piece of touchwood, and give fire To the great fiend's nostrils, when he smokes tobacco ! Note the injustice, madam ; they would have us, Being young and hungry, keep perpetual Lent, And the whole year to them a carnival. Easy injunctions, with a mischief to you ! Suffer this and suffer all. Calls. Not stir abroad ! The use and pleasure of our eyes denied us ! Mirt. Insufferable. Calls. Nor write, nor yet receive An amorous letter ! Mirt. Not to be endured. Calls. Nor look upon a man out of a window ! Mirt. Flat tyranny, insupportable tyranny, To a lady of your blood. Calls. She is my mother, And how should I decline it ? Mirt. Run away from't ; Take any course. Calls. But without means, Mirtilla, How shall we live ? . Mirt. What a question's that ! as if A buxom lady could want maintenance In any place in the world, where there are men, Wine, meat, or money stirring. Calls. Be you more modest, 4 6 4 THE GUARDIAN. Or seek some other mistress : rather than In a thought or dream I will consent to aught That may take from my honour, I'll endure More than my mother can impose upon me. Mirt. I grant your honour is a specious dressing, But without conversation of men, A kind of nothing. I will not persuade you To disobedience : yet my confessor told me (And he, you know, is held a learned clerk) When parents do enjoin unnatural things, Wise children may evade them. She may as well Command when you are hungry, not to eat, Or drink, or sleep: and yet all these are easy, Compared with the not seeing of a man, As I persuade no further ; but to you There is no such necessity ; you have the means To shun your mother's rigour. Calls. Lawful means ? Mirt. Lawful, and pleasing too ; I will not urge Caldoro's loyal love, you being averse to't ; Make trial of Adorio. Calls, And give up My honour to his lust ! Mirt. There's no such thing Intended, madam ; in few words, write to him What slavish hours you spend under your mother ; That you desire not present marriage from him, But as a noble gentleman to redeem you From the tyranny you suffer. With your letter Present him some rich jewel; you have one, In which the rape of Proserpine, in little, Is to the life express'd : I'll be the messenger | With any hazard, and at my return, Yield you a good account oft. Calls. 'Tis a business To be consider'd of. Mirt. Consideration, WTien the converse of your lover is in question, Is of no moment : if she would allow you A dancer in the morning to well breathe you, A songster in the afternoon, a servant To air you in the evening ; give you leave To see the theatre twice a week, to mark How the old actors decay, the young sprout up, (A fitting observation,) you might bear it ; But not to see, or talk, or touch a man, Abominable 1 Calls. Do not my blushes speak How willingly I wo'uid assent? Mirt. Sweet lady, Do something to deserve them, and blush after. \Excunt. ACT II. SCENE I. The same. A Street v car Severino's House. Enter lolante and Calipso. 7t>7. And are these Frenchmen, as you say, such gallants ? Calip. Gallant and active ; their free breeding knows not The Spanish and Italian preciseness Practised among us ; what we call immodest, With them is styled bold courtship: they dare fight Under a velvet ensign, at fourteen. Idl, A petticoat, you mean ? Calip. You are in the right ; Let a mistress wear it under an armour of proof, They are not to be beaten off. Idl. You are merry, neighbour. Calip. I fool to make you so : pray you observe them, They are the forward's! monsieurs ; born physicians For the malady of young wenches, and ne'er miss : I owe my life to one of them. When I was A raw young thing, not worth the ground I trod on, And long'd to dip my bread in tar, my lips As blue as salt-water, he came up roundly to me, And cured me in an instant ; Venus be praised for't ! Enter Alphonso, Montpensier, Laval, Cap- tain, and Attendants. Idl. They come, leave prating. Calip. I am dumb, an't like your honour. Alph. We will not break the league con- firm 'd between us And your great master : the passage of his army Through all our territories lies open to him; Only we grieve that your design for Rome Commands such haste, as it denies us means To entertain you as your worth deserves, And we would gladly tender. Mont. Royal Alphonso, The king my master, your confederate, Will pay the debt he owes, in lact, which I THE GUARDIAN. 465 Want words t'express. I must remove to- night ; And yet, that your intended favours may not Be lost, I leave this gentleman behind me, To whom you may vouchsafe them, I dare say, Without repentance. I forbear to give Your majesty his character ; in France He was a precedent for arts and arms, Without a rival, and may prove in Naples Worthy the imitation. [Introduces Laval to the king. Calip. Is he not, madam, A monsieur in print ? what a garb was there! O rare ! Then, how lie wears his clothes ! and the fashion of them ! A main assurance that he is within All excellent : by this, wise ladies ever Make their conjectures. IS I. Peace, I have observed him From head to foot. Calif. Eye him again, all over. Lav. It cannot, royal sir, but argue me Of much presumption, if not impudence, To be a suitor to your majesty, Before I have deserved a gracious grant, By some employment prosperously achieved. But pardon, gracious sir : when I left France I made a vow to a bosom friend of mine, (Which my lord general, if he please, can witness,) With such humility as well becomes A poor petitioner, to desire a boon From your magnificence. [He delivers a petition. Calip. With what punctual form Me does deliver it ! Idl. I have eyes : no more. A Iph. For Severino's pardon ! you must excuse me, I dare not pardon murder. Lav. His fact, sir, Ever submitting to your abler judgment, Merits a fairer name : he was provoked, As by unanswerable proofs it is confirm 'd, By Monteclaro's rashness ; who repining That Severino, without his consent, Had married lolante, his sole sister, (It being conceal'd almost for thirteen years, ) Though the gentleman, at all parts, was his equal, First challeng'd him, and, that declined, he gave him A blow in public. Mont. Not to be endured, But by a slave. Lav. This, great sir, justly weigh'd, You may a little, if you please, take from The rigour of your justice, and express An act of mercy. Jol. I can hear no more. This opens an old wound, and makes a new one. Would it were cicatrized ! wait me. Calip. As your shadow. \Excuiit lolante and Calipso. Alph. We grant you these arc glorious pretences, Revenge appearing in the shape of valour, Which wise kings must distinguish : the defence Of reputation, now made a bawd To murder ; every trifle falsely styled An injury, and not to be determined But by a bloody duel : though this vice Hath taken root and growth beyond the mountains, (As France, and, in strange fashions, her ape, England, can dearly witness with the loss Of more brave spirits, than would have stood the shock Of the Turk's army,) while Alphonso lives It shall not here be planted. Move me no further In this ; in what else suiting you to ask, And me to give, expect a gracious answer : However, welcome to our court. Lord General, I'll bring you out of the ports, and then betake you To your good fortune. 'Mont. Your grace overwhelms me. {Exeunt. SCENE ll.AtfcominSQverino'stfottsc. \ Enter Calipso and lolante. Calip. You are bound to favour him : mark you how he pleaded I For my lord's pardon. \ Idl. That's indeed a tie ; i But I have a stronger on me. Calip. Say you love i His person, be not asham'd oft ; he's a man, | For whose embraces, though Endymion i Lay sleeping by, Cynthia would leave her ' orb, And exchange kisses with him. Idl. Do not fan A fire that burns already too hot in me ; I am in my honour sick, sick to the death. Never to be recovered. Calip. What a coil's here For loving a man ! It is no Africk wonder : If, like Pasiphae, you doted on a bull, Indeed 'twere monstrous ; but in this you I have H H THE GUARDIAN. A thousand thousand precedents to excuse I Too fairly with him, if you take that way you. A seaman's wife may ask relief of her neigh- bour, When her husband's bound to the Indies, and not blamed for't ; And many more besides of higher callin. To right yourself. Lent. The least that you can do, In the terms of honour, is, when next you meet him, ' To give him the bastinado. Cam. And that done, Though I forbear to name them. You i Draw out his sword to cut your own throat } have a husband ; Xo, But, as the case stands with my lord, he is \ Be ruled by me, shew yourself an Italian, A kind of no husband ; and your ladyship j And having received one injury, do not put As free as a widow can be. I confess, off If ladies should seek change, that have their j Your hat for a second ; there are fellows that, husbands i For a few crowns, will make him sure, and so, At board and bed, to pay their marriage ' With your revenge, you prevent future mis- duties, chief. (The surest bond of concord,) 'twere a fault, ! Ador. I thank you, gentlemen, for your Indeed it were : but for your honour, that ; studied care Do lie alone so often body of me ! In what concerns my honour ; but in that I am zealous in your cause let me take I'll steer my own course. Yet, that you may breath. know /se To have thee sent for. Mirt. When? Calis. This very night ; And I vow deeply I shall be no sooner In the desired possession of my lord, But by some of his servants I will have thee Convey 'd unto us. Mirt. Should you break ! Calis. I dare not. Come, clear thy looks, for instantly we'll prepare For our departure. Mirt. Pray you, forgive my boldness, Growing from my excess of zeal to" serve you. Calis. I thank thee for't. Mitt. You'll keep vour word ? Calis. Still doubtful ! [Exit. Mirt. Twas this I aim'd at, and leave the rest to fortune. Exit, following. SCENE III. A Room -in Adorio's House. Enter Adorio, Camillo, Lentulo, Donate, Cario, and Sen-ants. Ador. Haste you unto my villa, and take all Provision along with you, and for use And ornament, the shortness of the time Can furnish you ; let my best plate be set out, And costliest hangings ; and, if t be possible, With a merry dance to entertain the bride, Provide an epithalamium. Car. Trust me For belly timber : and for a song, I have A paper-blurrer, who on all occasions, For all times, and all seasons, hath such trinkets | Ready in the deck : it is but altering The names, and they will serve for any bride, Or bridegroom, in the kingdom. Ador. But for the dance ? Car. I will make one myself, and foot it finely ; And summoning your tenants at my dresser, Which is, indeed, my drum, make a rare choice THE GUARDIAN. 473 Of the able youth, such as shall sweat suffi- 1 But may, and without loss, till he hath settled ciently, I More serious occasions that import him, And smell too, but not of amber, which, you know, is The grace of the country-hall. Ador. About it, Carlo, And look you be careful. Car, For mine own credit, sir. [Exeunt Cario and Servants. Ador. Now, noble friends, confirm your loves, and think not Of the penalty of the law, that docs forbid The stealing away an heir : I will secure you, And pay the breach oft. Camil. Tell us what we shall do, We'll talk of that hereafter. Ador. Pray you be careful To keep the west gate of the city open, That our passage may be free, and bribe the watch With any sum ; this is all. Don. A dangerous business ! Camil. I'll make the constable, watch, and porter drunk, Under a crown. Lent. And then you may pass while they snore, Though you had done a murder. Camil. Get but your mistress, And leave the rest to us. Ador. You much engage me : But I forget myself. Camil. Pray you, in what, sir? Ador. Yielding too much to my affection, Though lawful now, my wounded reputation For a day or two defer it. Ador. You'll subscribe Your hand to this ? Camil. And justify't with my life ; Presume upon't. Ador. On, then ; you shall o'er-rule me. \Exeunt. SCENE IV. A Room in Severino's House. Enter lolante and Calipso. lol. I'll give thee a golden tongue, and have it hung up, Over thy tomb, for a monument. Call p. I am not prepared yet To leave the world ; there are many good pranks I must dispatch in this kind before I die : And I had rather, if your honour please, Have the crowns in my purse. lol. Take that. Calip. Magnificent lady ! May you live long, and, every moon, love change, That I may have fresh employment ! you know what Remains to be done ? lol. Yes, yes ; I will command My daughter and Mirtilla to their chamber. Calip. And lock them up ; such liquorish killings are not To be trusted with our cream. Ere I go, I'll help you To set forth the banquet, and place the can- died eringoes And honour suffer : the disgrace, in taking ' Where he may be sure to taste them ; then A blow in public from Caldoro, branded undress you, AVith the infamous mark of coward, in de- j For these things are cumbersome, when yoUi laying should be active : To right myself, upon my cheek grows j A thin night mantle to hide part of your fresher ;" smock, That's first to be consider'd. j W r ith your pearl embroider'd pantofles on Camil. If you dare your feet, Trust my opinion, (yet I have had j And then you are arm'd for service ! nay, Some practice and experience in duels,) i no trifling, You are too tender that way : can you answer j We are alone, and you know 'tis a point of The debt you owe your honour till you meet j folly Your enemy from whom you may exact it? | To be coy to eat when meat is set before Hath he not left the city, and in fear you. [Exeunt. Conceal'd himself, for aught I can imagine? What would you more ? Ador. I should do. SCENE V. A Street before Severino's House. Camil. Never think on't, Enter Adorio and Servant. 'Till fitter time and place invite you to it : ) Ador. 'Tis eleven by my watch, the hour I have read Caranza, and find not in his appointed. Grammar | Listen at the door hear'st thou any stirring? Of quarrels, that the injured man is bound ; Scrv. No, sir ; To seek lor reparation at an hour ; | All's silent here. 474 THE GUARDIAN. A dor. Some cursed business keeps Her mother up. I'll walk a little circle, And shew where you shall wait us with the horses, And then return. This short delay afflicts me, And I presume to her it is not pleasing. \Exeunf. Enter Durazzo and Caldoro. Dur. What's now to be done? prithee let's to bed, I am sleepy ; . And here's my hand on't, without more ado, By fair or foul play we'll have her to-morrow In thy possession. Cald. Good sir, give me leave To taste a little comfort in beholding The place by her sweet presence sanctified. She may perhaps, to take air, ope the case- ment, And looking out, a new star to be gazed on By me with adoration, bless these eyes, Ne'er happy but when she is made the object. Dur. Is not here fine fooling ! Cald. Thou great queen of love, Or real or imagined, be propitious To me, thy faithful votary ! and I vow To erect a statue to thee, equal to Thy picture, by Apelles' skilful hand Left as the great example of his art ; And on thy thigh I'll hang a golden Cupid, His torches flaming, and his quiver full, For further honour ! Dur. End this waking dream, And let's away. Enter from the house Calista and Mirtilla. Calls. Mirtilla! Cald. 'Tis her voice ! Calls. You heard the horses' footing? Mirt. Certainly. Calis. Speak low. My lord Adorio ! Cald. I am dumb. Dur. The darkness friend us too ! Most honour'd madam, Adorio. your servant. Calis. As you are so, I do command your silence till we are Further remov'd ; and let this kiss assure you (I thank the sable night that hides my blushes) I am wholly yours. Dur. Forward, you micher ! Mirt. Madam, ! Think on Mirtilla ! {Goes into the house. Dur. I'll not now enquire The mystery of this, but bless kind fortune Favouring us beyond our hopes : yet, now I think on't, I had ever a lucky hand in such smock night-work. [Exeunt. Enter Adorio and Servant. A dor. This slowness does amaze me : she's not alter'd In her late resolution? Ibl. \within.} Get you to bed, And stir not on your life, till I command you. Ador. Her mother's voice ! listen. Serv. Here comes the daughter. Re-enter Mirtilla, hastily. Mirt. Whither shall I fly for succour ? Ador. To these arms, Your castle of defence, impregnable, And not to be blown up : how your heart beats ! Take comfort, dear Calista, you are now In his protection that will ne'er forsake you : Adorio, your changed Adorio, swears By your best self, an oath he dares not break, He loves you, loves you in a noble way, His constancy firm as the poles of heaven. I will urge no reply, silence becomes you ; And I'll defer the rmzsic of your voice, Till we are in a place of safety. Mirt. O blest error ! [Aside. Exeunt. Enter Severino. Sev. 'Tis midnight : how my fears of cer- tain death, Being surprised, combat with my strong hopes Raised on my chaste wife's goodness ! I am grown A stranger in the city, and no wonder, I have too long been so unto myself : Grant me a little truce, my troubled soul I hear some footing, ha ! Enter Laval and Calipso. Calip. That is the house, And there's the key : you'll find my lady ready To entertain you ; 'tis not fit I should Stand gaping by while you bill: I have brought you on, Charge home, and come off with honour. [Exit. Sev. It makes this way. Lav. I am much troubled, and know not what to think Of this design. Sev. It still comes on. Lav. The watch ! 1 am betray 'd. Sev. Should I now appear fearful, It would discover me ; there's no retiring. THE GUARDIAN. 475 My confidence must protect me ; I'll appear As if I walk'd the round. Stand ! Lav. I am lost. Sev. The word ? Lav. Pray you forbear ; I am a stranger, And missing, this dark stormy night, my way To my lodging, you shall do a courteous To guide me to it. Sev. Do you think I stand here For a page or a porter ? Lav. Good sir, grow not so high : I can justify my being abroad ; I am No pilfering vagabond, and what you are Stands yet in supposition ; and I charge you, If you are an officer, bring me before your captain ; For if you do assault me, though not in fear Of what you can do alone, I will cry murder, And raise the streets. Sev. Before my captain, ha ! And bring my head to the block. Would we were parted, I have greater cause to fear the watch than he. Lav. Will you do your duty ? Sev, I must close with him : Troth, sir, whate'er you are, (yet by your language, I guess you a gentleman,) I'll not use the rigour Of my place upon you : only quit this street, For your stay here will be dangerous ; and good night ! Lav. The like to you, sir ; I'll grope out my way As well as I can. O damn'd bawd ! Fare you well, sir. [Exit. Sev. I am glad he's gone ; there is a secret passage, Unknown to my wife, through which this key will guide me To her desired embraces, which must be, My presence being beyond her hopes, most welcome. [Exit. SCENE VI. A Room in Severino's House. Ib'lante is heard speaking behind a curtain. 161. I am full of perplex'd thoughts. Im- perious blood, Thou only art a tyrant ; judgment, reason, To whatsoever thy edicts proclaim, With vassal fear subscribe against them- selves. I am yet safe in the port, and see'before me, If I put off, a rough tempestuous sea, The raging winds of infamy from all quarters Assuring my destruction ; yet my lust Swelling the wanton sails, (my understand- ing Stow'd under hatches, ) like a desperate pilot, Commands me to urge on. My pride, my pride, Self-love, and over-value of myself, Are justly punish'd : I, that did deny My daughter's youth allow 'd and lawful pleasures, And would not suffer in her those desires She suck'd in with my milk, now in my waning Am scorch'd and burnt up with libidinous fire, That must consume my fame ; yet still I throw More fuel on it. Enter Severino before the curtain. Sev. 'Tis her voice, poor turtle : She's now at her devotions, praying for Her banish 'd mate ; alas, that for my guilt Her innocence should suffer ! But I do Commit a second sin in my deferring The ecstacy of joy that will transport her Beyond herself, when she flies to my lips, And seals my welcome. [Draws the curtain, and discovers lolante seated, with a rich banquet, and tapers, set forth. ] lolante ! lol. Ha! Good angels guard me ! Sev. What do I behold ! Some sudden flash of lightning strike me blind, Or cleave the centre of the earth, that I May living find a sepulchre to swallow Me and my shame together ! lol. Guilt and horror Confound me in one instant ; thus surprised, The subtilty of all wantons, though ab- stracted, Can shew no seeming colour of excuse, To plead in my defence. [Aside. Sev. Is this her mourning? O killing object ! The imprison 'cl vapours Of rage and sorrow make an earthquake in me ; This little world, like to a tottering tower, Not to be underpropp'd ; yet in my fall, I'll crush thee with my ruins. [Draws a poniard. lol. [kneeling.'] Good sir, hold : For, my defence unheard, you wrong your justice, If you proceed to execution ; And will, too late, repent it. Sev. Thy defence ! To move it, adds (could it receive addition) 47 6 THE GUARDIAN. Ugliness to the loathsome leprosy j Mirtilla ! they are disposed of, if not That, in thy being a strumpet, hath already j murder'd, Infected even' vein, and spreads itself j To make all sure ; and yet methinks your Over this carrion, which would poison vul- j neighbour, tures I Your whistle, agent, parasite, Calipso, And dogs, should they devour it. Yet, to J Should be within call, when you hem, to stamp The seal of reprobation on thy soul, I'll hear thy impudent lies, borrow'd from hell, ' And prompted by the devil, thy tutor, whore ! Then send thee to him. Speak. lol. Your Gorgon looks Turn me to stone, and a dead palsy seizes My silenced tongue. Sev. O Fate, that the disease Were general in women, what a calm Should wretched men enjov ! Speak, and be brief. Or thou shalt suddenly feel me. lol. Be appeased, sir, Until I have deliver'd reasons for This solemn preparation. Sei'. On, I hear thee. / darken The splendour of your merits. I could urge With what disdain, nay scorn, I have de- clined The shadows of insinuating pleasures Tender'd by all men else, you only being The object of my hopes : that cruel prince To whom the olive-branch of peace is offer'd,. Is not a conqueror, but a bloody tyrant, If he refuse it ; nor should you wish a triumph, Because Calista's humble : I have said, And now expect your sentence. Dur. What a throng Of clien f s would be in the court of Love, Were there many such she-advocates ! Art thou dumb? Canst thou say nothing for thyself? Cald. [Kneels.] Dear lady, Open your eyes, and look upon the man, The man you have elected for v our judge, Kneeling to you for mercy. Calis. I should know 4 8o THE GUARDIAN. these This voice, and something more than fear I ] Upon Adorio's, like Phoebe's shine am j Gilding a crystal river ; and your lip Deceived ; but now I look upon his face, ! Rise up in civil courtship to meet his. I am assured I am wretched. While I bit mine with envy : yet Dur. Why, good lady ? favours, Hold her up, she'll fall again before her time j Howe'er my passions raged, could not pro- else, voke me The youth's a well-timber 'd youth, look on i To one act of rebellion against his making ; My loyalty to you, the sovereign His hair curl'd naturally ; he's whole-chested ; To whom I owe obedience. too, Calis. My blushes And will do his work as well, and go through ! Confess this for a truth, stitch with't, Din: A flag of tnice is As any Adorio in the world, my state on't ! i Hung out in this acknowledgement. A chicken of the right kind ; and if he prove J Cald. I could add, " f ' But that you may interpret what I speak not A cock of the game, cuckold him first, and after Make a capon of him. Calis. I'll cry out a rape, If thou unhand' me not ; would I had died In my late trance, and never lived to know I am betray 'd ! Dur. To a young and active husband ! (Jail you that treachery ? there are a shoal of Young wenches i'the city, would vow a pil- grimage Beyond Jerusalem, to be so cheated. To her again, you milksop ! violent storms Are soon blown over. Calis. How could'st thou, Caldoro, With such a frontless impudence arm thy hopes 'So far, as to believe might consent To this lewd practice ? have I not often told The malice of a rival, rather than My due respect to your deserts, how faintly j Adorio hath return'd thanks to the bounty' i Of your affection, ascribing it I As a tribute to his worth, and not in you ! An act of mercy : could he else, invited j (As by your words I understood) to take you | To his protection, grossly neglect So gracious an offer, or give power To Fate itself to cross him ? O, dear madam, We are all the balls of time, toss'd to and fro, From the plough unto the throne, and back again : Under the swing of destiny mankind suffers, And it appears, by an unchanged decree, You were appointed mine ; wise nature al- ways Aiming at due proportion : and if so, I may believe with confidence, heaven, in pity Of my sincere affection, and long patience, Directed you, by a most blessed error, j To your vow'd servant's bosom. Dur. By my holidam, thee, Howe'er I pitied thy misplaced affection, I could not answer it ; and that there was A strong antipathy between our passions, ^Not to be reconciled ? Cald. Vouchsafe to hear me With an impartial ear, and it will take from j Tickling philosophy ! The rigour of your censure. Man was mark'd ' Calis. I am, sir, too weak A friend, in his creation, to himself, I To argue with you ; but my stars have better, And may with fit ambition conceive | I hope, provided for me. The greatest blessings and the highest I Cald. If there be honours j Disparity between us, 'tis in your Appointed for him, if he can achieve them j Compassion to level it. e way : I grant vou were ! Dur. Give fire The right and noble way : 1 grar. . ^ _ _ . The end of my design, but still pursued With a becoming modesty, heaven at length j Calis. I am sensible Being pleased, and not my arts, to further it. j Of what you have endured; but on the To the mine, and blow her up. Dur. Now he comes to her : on, boy ! Cald. I have served you With a religious zeal, and borne the burthen Of your neglect, if I may call it so, sudden, With my unusual travel, and late bruise, I am exceeding weary. In yon grove, While I repose myself, be you my guard ; Beyond the patience of a man : to prove this, ; My spirits with some little rest revived, rlances '. We will consider further : for my part, I have seen those eyes with pleasant play i You shall receive modest and gentle answers THE GUARDIAN. 481 To your demands, though shorr, perhaps, to make you Full satisfaction. Cald. I am exalted In the employment ; sleep secure, I'll be Your vigilant centinel. Calls. But I command you, And as you hope for future grace, obey me, Presume not with one stolen kiss to disturb The quiet of my slumbers ; let your tem- perance, And not your lust, watch o'er me. Cald. My desires Are frozen, till your pity shall dissolve them. Dur. Frozen ! think not of frost, fool, in the dog-clays. Remember the old adage, and make use oft, Occasion's bald behind. Calls. Is this your uncle ? Cald. And guardian, madam : at your better leisure, When I have deserved it, you may give him thanks For his many favours to me. Calls. He appears A pleasant gentleman. [Exeunt Caldoro and Calista. Dur. You should find me so, But that I do hate incest : I grow heavy ; Sirrah, provide fresh horses ; I'll seek out Some hollow tree, and dream till you return, Which I charge you to hasten. Serv. With all care, sir. \Exennt. SCENE \\.-The Country. A Room in Adorio's Hoiise. Enter Cario, with several Villagers, Musicians, &c. Car. Let your eyes be rivetted to my heels, and miss not A hair's breadth of my footing ; our dance has A most melodious note, and T command you To have ears like hares this night, for my lord's honour, And something for my worship ; your re- ward is To be drunk-blind like moles, in the wine- cellar ; And though you ne'er see after, 'tis the better ; You were born for this night's service. And, do you hear, Wire-string and cat-gut men, and strong- breath'd hoboys, For the credit of your calling, have not your instruments To tune when you should strike up ; but twang it perfectly, As you would read your neck-verse ; and you, warbler, Keep your wind pipe moist, that you may not spit and hem, When you should make division. How I sweat ! Authority is troublesome ; [A horn within.~\ they are come, I know it by the cornet that I placed On the hill to give me notice : marshal yourselves I'the rear ; the van is yours. Enter Adorio, Mirtilla, Camillo, Dentulo, and Donato Now chant it sprightly. SONG, between Juno and Hymen. Juno to the Bride. Enter a maid ; but made a bride, Be bold, and freely taste The marriage banquet, ne'er denied To such as sit down chaste. Though he unloose thy virgin zone, Presumed against ihy will, Those joys reserved to him alone, Thou art a virgin still. Hymen to the Bridegroom. Hail, bridegroom, hail! thy choice thusmade t As thou wouldst have her true, Thou must give o'er thv wanton trade, And bid loose fires adieu. That husband -who would have his wife To him continue chaste, In her embraces spends his life. And makes abroad no waste. Hymen and]uno. Sport then like turtles, and bring forth Such pledges as may be Assurance of the father's worth, And mother's purity. Juno doth bless the nuptial bed ; Thus Hymen's torches burn. Live long, and may, when both are dead, Your ashes fill one urn ! Ador. A well-penn'd ditty. Camil. Not ill sung. Ador. What follows ? \to the dancers. Car. Use your eyes. If ever now your master-piece ! A DANCE. Ador. Tis well perform'd ; take that, but not from me, Tis your new lady's bounty, thank her for it ; All that I have is hers. 1 1 THE GUARDIAN. Car. I must have three shares For my pains and properties, the rest shall be Divided equally. [Exeunt Cario, Villagers, &c. Mirt. My real fears Begin, and soon my painted comforts vanish, In my discovery. A dor. Welcome to your own ! You have (a wonder in a woman) kept Three long hours silence ; and the greater, holding "Your own choice in your arms ; a blessing for which I will be thankful to you : nay, unmask, And let mine eye and ears together feast, Too long by you kept empty. Oh, you want Your woman's help, I'll do her office for you. \Takes off her mask. Mirtilla ! Camil. It is she, and wears the habit In which Calista three days since appeared, As she came from the temple. Lent. All this trouble For a poor waiting-maid ! Don. We are grossly gull'd. A dor. Thou child of impudence, answer me, and truly, -Or, though the tongues of angels pleaded mercy, Tortures shall force it from thee. Mirt. Innocence Is free, and open-breasted ; of what crime Stand I accused, my lord? Ador. What crime ! no language -Can speak it to the height ; I shall become Discourse for fools and drunkards. How was this Contrived? who help'd thee in the plot? discover. Were not Calista's aids in't? .\firf. No, on my life ; Nor am I faulty. Ador. No ! What May-game's this? Didst thou treat with me for thy mistress' favours, To make sale of thine own? Mirt. With her and you I have dealt faithfully : you had her letter With the jewel I presented : she received Your courteous answer, and prepared herself To be removed by you : and howsoever You take delight to hear what you have done, From my simplicity, and make my weakness The subject of your mirth, as it suits well With my condition, I know you have her In your possession. Ador. How ! has she left Her mother's house? Mirt. You drive this nail too far. Indeed she deeply vow'd, at her departure, To send some of your lordship's servants for me, (Though you were pleased to take the pains yourself,) That I might still be near her, as a shadow To follow her, the substance. Ador. She is gone then ? Mirt. This is too much ; but, good my lord, forgive me, I come a virgin hither to attend My noble mistress, though I must confess, I look with sore eyes upon her good fortune, And wish it were mine own. Ador. Then, as it seems, You do yourself affect me ? Mirt. Should she hear me, And in her sudden fury kill me for't, I durst not, sir, deny it ; since you are A man so form'd, that not poor I alone, But all our sex like me, I think, stand bound To be enamour'd of you. Ador. O my fate ! How justly am I punish'd, in thee punish'd, For my defended wantonness ! I, that scorn'd The mistress when she sought me, now I would Upon my knees receive her, am become A prey unto her bondwoman, my honour too Neglected for this purchase. Art thou one of those Ambitious servingwomen, who, contemning The embraces of their equals* aim to be The wrong way ladyfied, by a lord? was there No forward page or footman in the city, To do the feat, that in thy lust I am chosen To be the executioner? dar'st thou hope I can descend so low ? Mirt. Great lords sometimes For change leave calver'd salmon, and . I had forgot myself, And wish I might no more remember it. The day wears, sirs, without one prize brought in As tribute to your queen : Claudio, divide Oursquadron in small parties, let them watch. All passages, that none escape without The payment of our customs. Claud. Shall we bring in The persons, with the pillage? Sev. By all means ; Without reply, about it : we'll retire '{Exeunt Claudio and Hie rest* Into my cave, and there at large discourse Our fortunes past, and study some apt means To find our daughter ; since, she well dis- posed of, Our happiness were perfect. Idl. We must wait With patience heaven's pleasure. Sev. 'Tis my purpose. ' Exeunt* SCENE II. Another part of the forest. Enter Lentulo and Camillo. Lent. Let the horses graze, they are spent- Camil. I am sure I'm sleepy, And nodded as I rode : here was a jaunt THE GUARDIAN. 485 I' the dark through thick and thin, and all to no purpose ! What a dulness grows upon me ! Lent. I can hardly Hold ope mine eyes to say so. How did we lose Adorio? [They sit down. Camil. He, Donate, and the wench, That cleaves to him like birdlime, took the right hand : But this place is our rendezvous. Lent. No matter, We'll talk of that anon heigh ho ! [Falls asleep. Camil. He's fast already. Lentulo ! I'll take a nap too. [Falls asleep. Enter Adorio, Mirtilla, and Donato. A dor. Was ever man so crost ? Mirt. So blest ; this is The finest wild-goose chase ! [Aside. Ador. What's that you mutter ? Mirt. A short prayer, that you may find your wish'd-for love, Though I am lost for ever. Don. Pretty fool ! Who have we here ? Ador. This is Camillo. Mirt. This signior Lentulo. Ador. Wake them. Don. They'll not stir, Their eyelids are glued, and mine too : by your favour, I'll follow their example. [Lies down. Ador. Are you not weary ? Mirt. I know not what the word means, while I travel To do you service. Ador. You expect to reap The harvest of your flattery , but your hopes Will be blasted, I assure you. Mirt. So you give leave To sow it, as in me a sign of duty, Though you deny your beams of gracious favour To ripen it, with patience I shall suffer. Ador. No more ; my resolution to find Calista, by what accident lost I know not, Binds me not to deny myself what nature Exacteth from me : to walk alone afoot .(For my horse is tired) were madness, I must sleep. You could lie down too? Mirt. Willingly ; so you please To use me Ador. Use thee ! Mirt. As your pillow, sir ; I dare presume no further. Noble sir, Do not too much contemn me ; generous feet Spurn not a fawning spaniel. Ador. Well ; sit down. Mirt. I am ready, sir. Ador. So nimble ! Mirt. Love is active, Ncr would I be a slow thing : rest secure, sir ; On my maidenhead, I'll not ravish you. Ador. For once, So far I'll trust you. [Lays his head on her lap. Mirt. All the joys of rest Dwell on your eyelids ; let no dream disturb Your soft and gentle slumbers ! I cannot sing, But I'll talk you asleep ; and I beseech you Be not offended, though I glory in My being thus employ 'd ; a happiness That stands for more than ample satisfaction For all I have or can endure. He snores, And does not hear me ; would his sense of feeling Were bound up too ! I should 1 am all fire. Such heaps of treasure offer'd as a prey, Would tempt a modest thief; I can no longer Forbear I'll gently touch his lips, and leave No print of mine : [Kisses him.'} ah ! I have heard of nectar, But till now never tasted it ; these rubies Are not clouded by my breath : if once again I steal from such a full exchequer, trifles Will not be miss'd ; [Kisses him again.~\ I am entranced : our fancy, Some say, in sleep works stronger ; I will prove How far my [Falls asleep. Enter Durazzo. Dur. My bones ache, I am exceeding cold too ; I must seek out A more convenient truckle-bed. Ha ! do I dream ? No, no, I wake. Camillo, Lentulo, Donato this, and, as I live, Adorio In a handsome wench's lap ! a whoreson ! you are The best accommodated. I will call My nephew and his mistress to this pageant ; The object may perhaps do more upon her, Than all Caldoro's rhetoric. With what Security they sleep ! sure Mercury Hath travell'd this way with his charming- rod. Nephew ! Calista ! Madam ! Enter Caldoro and Calista. Cald. Here, sir. Is Your man return 'd with horses? 4 86 THE GUARDIAN. Dur. No, boy, no ; But here are some you thought not of. Calis. Adorio ! Dur. The idol that you worshipped. Calis. This Mirtilla ! I am made a stale. Dur. I knew 'twould take. [Aside. Calis. False man ! But much more treacherous woman ! 'Tis apparent, They jointly did conspire against my weak- ness, And credulous simplicity, and have Prevail'd against it. Cald. I'll not kill them sleeping ; But, if you please, I'll wake them first, and after Offer them as a fatal sacrifice, To your just anger. Dur. You are a fool ; reserve Your blood for better uses. Calis. My fond love Is changed to an extremity of hate ; His very sight is odious. Dur. I have thought of A pretty punishment for him and his com- rades, Then leave him to his harlotry ; if she prove not Torture enough, hold me an ass. Their horses Are not far off, I'll cut the girths and bridles, Then turn them into the wood ; if they can run, Let them follow us as footmen. Wilt thou fight For what's thine own already ! Calls. In his hat He wears a jewel, which this faithless strumpet, As a salary of her lust, deceived me of ; He shall not keep't to my disgrace, nor will I Stir till I have it. Dur. I am not good at nimming ; And yet that shall not hinder us : by your leave, sir ; Tis restitution : pray you all bear witness I do not steal it ; here' 'tis. Takes off Adorio's hat, and removes the jewel, which he gives to Calista. Calis. Take it, not As a mistress' favour, but a strong assurance I am your wife. [Gives it to Caldoro. Cald. O heaven ! Dur. Pray in the church. Let us away. not Nephew, a word ; have you Been billing in the brakes, ha ! and so de- serv'd This unexpected favour? Cald. You are pleasant. Exeunt Durazzo, Caldoro, and Calista^ Ador. As thou art a gentleman, kill me- not basely ; [Starts up ; the rest fiivake, Give me leave to draw my sword. Camil. Ha ! what's the matter ? Lent. He talk'd ofs sword. Don. I see no enemy near us, That threatens danger. Mirt. Sure 'twas but a dream. Ador. A fearful one. Meth ought Cal- doro's sword Was at my throat, Calista frowning by, Commanding him, as he desired her fa- vour, To strike my head off. Camil. Mere imagination Of a disturbed fancy. Mirt. Here's your hat, sir. Ador. But where's my jewel? Camil. By all likelihood lost, This troublesome night. Don. I saw it when we came Unto this place. Mirt. I look'd upon't myself, When you reposed. Ador. What is become of it ? Restore it, for thou hast it ; do not put me To the trouble to search you. Mirt. Search me ! A dor. You have been, Before your lady gave you entertainment, i A night-walker in the streets. Mitt. How, my good lord ! Ador. Traded in picking pockets, when tame gulls, Charm "d with your prostituted flatteries, Deign'd to embrace you. Mirt. Love, give place to anger. Charge me with theft, and prostituted baseness ! Were you a judge, nay more, the king, thus urged, To your teeth I would say, 'tis false. Ador. This will not do. Camil. Deliver it in private. Mirt. You shall be In public hang'd first, and the whole gang of you. I steal what I presented ! Lent. Do not strive. Ador. Though thou hast swallow 'd it, I'll rip thy entrails, But I'll recover it. Mirt. Help, help ! [Seises ho THE GUARDIAN. 487 Claudio and two Banditti rush upon them iv i th pistols. A dor. A new plot ! Claud. Forbear, libidinous monsters ! if you offer The least resistance, you are dead. If one But lay his hand upon his sword, shoot all. A if Jr. Let us fight for what we have, and if you can Win it, enjoy it. Claud. We come not to try Your valour, but for your money ; throw down your sword, Or I'll begin with you : so ! if you will Walk quietly without bonds, you may, if not We'll force you. [Fear not,] thou shalt have no wrong, But justice against these. \To Mirtilla. 1 Ban. We'll teach you, sir, To meddle with wenches in our walks. 2 Ban. It being Against our canons. Camil. Whither will you lead us? Claud. You shall know that hereafter. Guard them sure. [Exeunt. SCENE III. Another part of the Forest. Enter Alphonso disguised as an old Man, Laval and Captain. Alph. Are all the passages stopp'd ? Capt. And strongly mann'd ; They must use wings, and fly, if they escape us. Lav. But why, great sir, you should ex- pose your person To such apparent danger, when you may Have them brought bound before you, is beyond My apprehension. Alph. I am better arm'd Than you suppose : besides, it is confirm 'd By all that have been robb'd, since Severino Commanded these banditti, (though it be Unusual in Italy,) imitating The courteous English thieves, for so they call them, They have not done one murder : I must add too, That, from a strange relation I have heard Of Severino's justice, in disposing The preys brought in, I would be an eye- witness Of what I take up now but on report : And therefore 'tis my pleasure that we should, As soon as they encounter us, without A shew of opposition, yield. Lav. Your will Is not to be disputed. Alph. You have placed Your ambush so, that, if there be occasion, They suddenly may break in ? Capt. My life upon't. Alph. We cannot travel far, but we shall meet With some of these good fellows ; and be sure You do as I command you, Lav. Without fear, sir. {Exeunt.. SCENE IV. Another part of the Forest. Enter Severino and lolante. Sev. 'Tis true; I did command Calista should not, Without my knowledge and consent, assisted By your advice, be married ; but your Restraint, as you deliver it, denying A grown-up maid the modest conversation Of men, and warrantable pleasures, relish'd Of too much rigour, which, no doubt, hath, driven her To take some desperate course. lol. What then I did Was, in my care, thought best. Sev. So I conceive it ; But where was your discretion to forbid Access, and fit approaches, when you knew Her suitors noble, either of which I would Have wish'd my son-in-law ? Adorio, However wild, a young man of good parts,. But better fortunes : his competitor, Caldoro, for his sweetness of behaviour, Staidness, and temperance, holding the first place Amongthegallants most observed in Naples ; His own revenues of a large extent, But in the expectation of his uncle And guardian's entradas, by the course Of nature to descend on him, a match For the best subject's blood, I except none Of eminence in Italy. lol. Your wishes, Howe'er a while delay'd, are not, I hope, Impossibilities. Sev. Though it prove so, Yet 'tis not good to give a check to fortune,. When she comes smiling to us. Hark ! this cornet [Cornet within. Assures us of a prize ; there sit in state, 'Tis thy first tribute. lol. Would we might enjoy Our own as subjects ! Sev. What's got by the sword, Is better than inheritance : all those king- doms Of Alexander were, by force, extorted, Though gilded o'er with glorious styles of conquest : 488 THE GUARDIAN. His victories but royal robberies, And his true definition a thief, When circled with huge navies, to the terror Of such as plough'd the ocean, as the pirate, Who, from a narrow creek, puts off for prey In a small pinnace : [Cornet within.] From a second place New spoil brought in ! [Cornet within.] from a third party ! brave ! This shall be register 'd a day of triumph, Design 'd by fate to honour fhee. Enter Claudio. Welcome, Claudio ! Good booty, ha? Enter at different sides, various parties of the Banditti ; one with Adorio, Lentulo, Donato, Camillo, Mirtilla ; another -with Durazzo, Caldoro, Calista; and the rest with Alphonso, Laval, and Captain. Claud. Their outsides promise so ; But yet they have not made discovery Of what they stand possest of. Sev. Welcome all; Good boys ! you have done bravely, if no blood Be shed in the service. i Ban. On our lives, no drop, sir. Sev . 'Tis to my wish. Idl. My lord! Sev. No more ; I know them. Jo I. My daughter, and her woman too ! Sev. Conceal Your joys. Dur. Fallen in the devil's mouth ! Calis. My father, And mother ! to what fate am I reserved ? Cald. Continue mask'd ; or grant that you be known, From whom can you expect a gentle sen- tence, If you despair a father's ? A dor. I perceive now Which way I lost my jewel. JI//V/. I rejoice I'm clear'd from theft ; you have done me wrong, but I, Unask'd, forgive you. Dur. 'Tis some comfort yet, The rivals, men and women, friends and foes, are Together in one toil. Sev. You all look pale, And by your private whisperings and soft murmurs, Express a general fear : pray you shake it off : For understand you are not fallen into The hands of a Busiris or a Cacus, Delighted more in blood than spoil, but given up To the power of an unfortunate gentle- man, Not born to these low courses, howsoever My fate, and just displeasure of the king, Design'd me to it : you need not to doubt A sad captivity here, and much less fear, For profit, to be sold for slaves, then shipp'd Into another country ; in a word, You know the proscribed Severino, he, Not unacquainted, but familiar with The most of you. Want in myself I know not ; But for the pay of these my squires, who eat Their bread with danger purchased, and must be With others' fleeces clothed, or live exposed To the summer's scorching heat and winter's cold; To these, before you be compell'd, (a word I speak with much unwillingness, ) deliver Such coin as you are furnish 'd with. Dur. A fine method ! This is neither begging, borrowing, nor robbery ; Yet it hath a twang of all of them : but one word, sir. Sev. Your pleasure. Dur. When we have thrown down our muck, What follows? Sev. Liberty, with a safe convoy, To any place you choose. Dur. By this hand, you are A fair fraternity! for once I'll be The first example to relieve your convent. There's a thousand crowns, my vintage, harvest, profits, Arising from my herds, bound in one bag, Share it among you. Sev. You are still the jovial, And good Durazzo. Dur. To the offering ; nay, No hanging an a , this is their wedding- day : What you must do spite of your hearts, do freely For your own sakes. Camil. There's mine. Lent. Mine. Don. All that I have. Cald. This, to preserve my jewel. Ador. Which I challenge : Let me have justice, for my coin I care not. Lav. I will not weep for mine. Capt. Would it were more. [ They all thrtnv down their purses. r THE GUARDIAN. 489 Sev. Nay, you are privileged ; but why, old father, (To the King. Art thou so slow ? thou hast one foot in the grave, And, if desire of gold do not increase With thy expiring lease of life, thou shouldst Be forwardest. A Ip ft. In what concerns myself, I do acknowledge it ; and I should lie, A vice I have detested from my youth, If I denied my present store, since what I have about me now weighs down in value, Almost a hundred fold, whatever these Have laid before you : see ! I do groan under [ Throws down three bags. The burthen of my treasure : nay, 'tis gold ; And if your hunger of it be not sated With what already I have shewn unto you, Here's that shall glut it. In this casket are Inestimable jewels, diamonds Of such a piercing lustre, as struck blind The amazed lapidary, while he labour'd [Opens the casket. To honour his own art in setting them : Some orient pearls too, which the queen of Spain Might wear as ear-rings, in remembrance of The day that she was crown'd. Sev. The spoils, I think, Of both the Indies ! Dur. The great sultan's poor, If parallel'd with this Crcesus. Sev. Why dost thou weep ? Alph. From a most fit consideration of My poverty ; this, though restored, will not Serve my occasions. Sev. Impossible ! Dur. May be he would buy his passport up to heaven ; And then this is too little ; though, in the journey, It were a good viaticum. Alph. I would make it A means to help me thither : not to wrong you With tedious expectation, I'll discover What my wants are, and yield my reasons for them. I have two sons, twins, the true images Of what I was at their years ; never father Had fairer or more promising hopes in his Posterity : but, alas ! these sons, ambitious Of glittering honour, and an after-name, Achieved by glorious, and yet pious actions, (For such were their intentions,) put to sea : They had a well-rigg'd bottom, fully mann'd, An old experienced master, lusty sailors, Stout landmen, and what's something more than rare, They did agree, had one design, and that was In charity to redeem the Christian slaves Chain'd in the Turkish servitude. Sev. A brave aim ! Dur. A most heroic enterprise ; I lan- guish To hear how they succeeded. Alph. Prosperously, At first, and to their wishes : divers gallies They boarded, and some strong forts near the shore They suddenly surprised ; a thousand cap- tives, Redeem'd from the oar, paid their glad vows and prayers For their deliverance : their ends acquired, And making homeward in triumphant man- ner, For sure the cause deserved it Dur. Pray you end here ; The best, I fear, is told, and that which follows Must conclude ill. Alph. Your fears are true, and yet [ must with grief relate it. Prodigal fame, In every place, with her loud trump, pro- claiming The greatness of the action, the pirates Of Tunis and Argiers laid wait for them At their return : to tell you what resistance They made, and how my poor sons fought, would but Increase my sorrow, and, perhaps, grieve you To hear it passionately described unto you. [n brief, they were taken, and lor the great loss The enemy did sustain, their victory Being with much biood bought, they do endure The heaviest captivity wretched men Did ever suffer. O my sons ! my sons ! To me for ever lost ! lost, lost for ever ! Sev. Will not these heaps of gold, added to thine, Suffice for ran some? Alph. For my sons it would ; But they refuse their liberty, if all That were engaged with them, have not their irons, With theirs, struck off, and set at liberty with them ; Which these heaps cannot purchase. Sev. Ha ! the toughness Of my heart melts. Be comforted, old father; I have some hidden treasure, and if all I and my squires these three years have laid up, Can make the sum up, freely take't. 490 THE GUARDIAN. Dur. Fllsell Myself to my shirt, lands, moveables ; and them Shalt part with thine too, nephew, rather than Such brave men shall live slaves. 2 Ban. We will not yield to't. 3 Ban. Nor lose our' parts. Set: How's this ! 2 Ban. You are fitter far To be a churchman, than to have command Over good fellows. Sev. Thus I ever use [Strikes them down. Such saucy rascals ; second me, Claudio. Rebellious! do you grumble? I'll not leave One rogue of them alive. Alph. Hold ; give the sign. {Discovers himself. All. The king! Sev. Then I am lost. Claud. The woods are full Of armed men. Alph. No hope of your escape Can flatter you. Sev. Mercy, dread sir ! [Kneels. Alph. Thy carriage In this unlawful course appears so noble, Especially in this last trial, which I put upon you, that I wish the mercy You kneel in vain for might fall gently on you : But when the holy oil was pour'd upon My head, and I anointed king, I swore Never to pardon murder. I could wink at Your robberies, though our laws call them death, But to dispense with Monteclaro's blood Would ill become a king ; in him I lost A worthy subject, and must take from you A strict account oft. 'Tis in vain to move; My doom's irrevocable. Lav. Not, dread sir, If Monteclaro live. Alph. If ! good Laval. Lav. He lives in him, sir, that you thought Laval. [Discovers himself. Three years have not so alter'd me, but you may Remember Monteclaro. Dur. How ! Jb'l. My brother ! Calls. Uncle! Mont. Give me leave : I was Left dead in the field, but by the duke Montpensier, Now general at Milan, taken up, And with much care recover 'd. Alph. Why lived you So long conceal'd ? Mont. Confounded with the wrong [ did my brother, in provoking him To fight, I spent the time in France that I Was absent from the court, making my exile The punishment imposed upon myself, For my offence. 161. Now, sir, I dare confess all : This was the guest invited to the banquet, That drew on your suspicion. Sev. Your intent, Though it was ill in you, I do forgive ; The rest I'll hear at leisure. Sir, your sen- tence. Alph. It is a general pardon unto all, Upcn my hopes, in your fair lives hereafter, You will deserve it. Sev. Claud, and the rest. Long live great Alphonso ! Dur. Your mercy shewn in this ; now, if you please, Decide these lovers' difference. Alph. That is easy ; I'll put it to the women's choice, the men Consenting to it. Calls. Here I fix then, never To be removed. [Embraces Caldoro. Cald. 'Tis my nil ultra, sir. Mirt. O, that I had the happiness to say So much to you ! I dare maintain my love Is equal to my lady's. A dor. But my mind A pitch above yours : marry with a sen-ant Of no descent or fortune ! Sev . You are deceived : Howe'er she has been train'd up as a servant, . She is the daughter of a noble captain, Who, in his voyage to the Persian gulf, Perish'd by shipwreck ; one I dearly loved. He to my care intrusted her, having taken My word, if he return'd not like himself, I never should discover what she was ; But it being for her good, I will dispense with't. So much, sir, for her blood ; now for her portion : So dear I hold the memory of my friend. It shall rank with my daughter's. Ador. This made good, I will not be perverse. Dur. With a kiss confirm it. Ador. I sign all concord here ; but must to you, sir, For reparation of my wounded honour, The justice of the king consenting to it, Denounce a lawful war. Alph. This in our presence ! Ador. The cause, dread sir, commands it : though your edicts Call orivate combats, murders : rather than THE GUARDIAN. 491 Sit down with a disgrace, arising from A blow, the bonds of my obedience shook off, I'll right myself. Cald. I do confess the wrong, Forgetting the occasion, and desire Remission from you, and upon such terms As by his sacred majesty shall be judged Equal on both parts. Ador. I desire no more. Alph. All then are pleased ; it is the- glory of A king to make and keep his subjects happy : For us, we do approve the Roman maxim, To save one citizen is a greater prize Than to have kill'd in war ten enemies. [Exeunt.. EPILOGUE. / am left to enqiiire, then to relate To the still-doubtful aiithor, at what rate His merchandise are -valued. If they prove Staple commodities, in your grace and love To this last birth of his Minerva, he Vows (and we do believe him] seriously, Sloth cast off", and all pleasures else declined, He'll search with his best care, until he find New ways, and make good in some labour d song, Though he grow old, Apollo still is young. Cherish his good intentions, and declare By any signs of favour, that you are Well pleased, and with a general consent ; And he desires no more encouragement. A Very Woman ; or, The Prince of Tarent. PROLOGUE. To such, and some there are, no question, here, Who, happy in their memories^ do bear This subject, long since acted, and can say, Truly, -we have seen something like this play. Our author, with becoming modesty, (For in this kind he ne'er was bold,) by me, In his defence thus answers, By command, He undertook this task, nor could it stand With his low fortune to refuse to do What, by his patron, he was call'd unto : For whose delight and yours, we hope, with care He hath review d it ; and with him we dare Maintain to any man, that did allow 'Twos good before, it is much better' d now : A r or is it, sure, against the proclamation To raise new piles upon an old foundation. So much to them deliver d ; to the rest, To whom each scene is fresh, he doth protest, Should his Muse fail now a fair flight to make, He cannot fancy what will please or take. DRAMATIS PERSONS. Viceroy ^Sicily. Don Pedro, his son. Duke of Messina. Don Martino Cardenes, his son. Don John Antonio, prince fl/" Tarent. Captain of the castle ^Palermo. Paulo, a physician. Cuculo, the Viceroy s steward. Two Surgeons. Apothecary. Citizens. Slave-merchant. Servant. SCENE, Page. An English Slave. Slaves. Moors. Pirates. Sailors. Almira, the Viceroy s daughter. Leonora, duke of Messina's niece. Borachia, wife to Cuculo, governess of Leo- nora and Almira. Two Waiting Women. A good and evil Genius, Servants, Guard, Attendants, &>c. Palermo. ACT I. SCENE I. A Room in the Viceroy's Palace. '< But prosperous to Pedro, that begins \Yith this so wish'd encounter. Leon. Only servant, To give you thanks in your own courtly Enter Pedro meeting Leonora. language, Pedro. My worthiest mistress ! this day Would argue me more ceremonious cannot end Than heartily affected ; and you are A VERY WOMAN. 493 Too well assured, or I am miserable, Our equal loves have kept one rank too long, To stand at distance now. Pedro. You make me happy In this so wise reproof, which I receive As a chaste favour from you, and will ever Hold such astrong command o'ermy desires, That though my blood turn rebel to my reason, I never shall presume to seek aught from you, But what (your honour safe) you well may grant me, And virtue sign the warrant. Leon. Your love to me So limited, will still preserve your mistress Worthy her servant, and in your restraint Of loose affections, bind me faster to you : But there will be a time when we may wel- come Those wish'd for pleasures, as heaven's greatest blessings, When that the viceroy, your most noble father, And the duke my uncle, and to that, my riardian, by their free consent confirm them lawful. Pedro. You ever shall direct, and I obey you: Is my sister stirring yet ? Leon. Long since. Pedro. Some business With her, join'd to my service to yourself, Hath brought me hither ; pray you vouch- safe the favour To acquaint her with so much. Leon. I am prevented. Enter Almira, and two Waiting \Voincn dressing her. Aim. Do the rest here, my cabinet is too hot ; This room is cooler. Brother ! Pedro. Morrow, sister ! Do I not come unseasonably ? Aim. Why, good brother ? Pedro. Because you are not yet fully made up, Nor fit for visitation. There are ladies, And great ones, that will hardly grant access, On any terms, to their own fathers, as They are themselves, nor willingly be seen Before they have ask'd counsel of their doctor How the ceruse will appear, newly laid on, When they ask blessing. Aim. Such, indeed, there are That would be still young, in despite of time ; That in the wrinkled winter of their age Would force a seeming April of fresh beauty, As if it were within the power of art To frame a second nature : but for me, And for your mistress I dare say as much, The faces, and the teeth you s'ee, we slept with. Pedro. Which is not frequent, sister, with some ladies. Aim. You spy no sign of any night-mask here, (Tie on my carcanet,) nor does your nostril I Take in the scent of strong perfumes, to stifle j The sourness of our breaths as we are fasting: j You're in a lady's chamber, gentle brother, I And not in your apothecary's shop. We use the women, you perceive, that serve us, Like servants, not like such as do create j us : Faith, search our pockets, and, if you find there Comfits of ambergris to help our kisses, Conclude us faulty. Pedro. You are pleasant, sister, And I am glad to find you so disposed ; You will the better hear me. Aim. What you please, sir. Pedro. I am entreated by the prince of Tarent, Don John Antonio Aim. Would you would choose Some other subject. Pedro. Pray you, give me leave, For his desires are fit for you to hear, As for me to prefer. This prince of Tarent (Let it not wrong him that I call him friend) Finding your choice of don Cardenes liked of .By both your fathers, and his hopes cut off, Resolves to leave Palermo. Aim. He does well ; That I hear gladly. Pedro. How this prince came hither, How bravely furnish 'd, how attended on, How he hath borne himself here, with what charge He hath continued ; his magnificence In costly banquets, curious masques, rare presents, And of all sorts, you cannot but remember. Aim. Give me my gloves. Pedro. Now, for reward of all His cost, his travel, and his duteous service, He does entreat that you will please he may Take his leave of you, and receive the favour Of kissing of your hands. Aim. You are his friend, And shall dischaige the part of one to tell him 494 A VERY WOMAN. That he may spare the trouble ; I desire not To see or hear more of him. Pedro. Yet grant this, Which a mere stranger, in the way of court- ship, Might challenge from you. Aim. And obtain it sooner. Pedro. One reason for this would do well. Aim. My will Shall now stand for a thousand. Shall I lose The privilege of my sex, which is my will, To yield a reason like a man ? or you, Deny your sister that which all true women Claim as their first prerogative, which nature Gave to them for a law, and should I break it, I were no more a woman ? Pedro. Sure, a good one You cannot be, if you put off that virtue Which best adonis a good one, courtesy And affable behaviour. Do not flatter' Yourself with the opinion that your birth, Your beauty, or whatever false 'ground else You raise your pride upon, will stand against The censure of just men. Aim. Why, let it fall then ; I still shall be unmoved. Leon. And, pray you, be you so. 'Aside to Pedro. Aim. What jewel's that ?~ i \Vorn. That which the prince of Tarent Aim. Left here, and you received with- out my knowledge ! ' I have use oft now. Does the page wait without, My lord Cardenes sent to inquire my health ? i Worn. Yes, madam. Aim. Give it him, and, with it, pray him To return my sendee to his lord, and mine. Pedro. Will you so undervalue one that has So truly loved you, to bestow the pledge Of his affection, being a prince, upon The servant of his rival ? Leon. 'Tis not well. Faith, wear it, lady : send gold to the boy, Twill please him better. Aim. Do as I command you. 17 Ex it Waiting Woman. I will keep nothing that may put me in mind Don John Antonio ever loved, or was ; Being wholly now Cardenes'. Pedro. In another This were mere barbarism, sister; and in you, youth Unscorch'd with svanton fires, mysole delight : In glittering arms, my conquering sword my mistress, Neighing of barbed horse, the cries and groans Of vanquish'd foes suing for life, my music : And shall I, in the autumn of my age, Now, when I wear the livery of time Upon my head and beard, suffer myself To be transform'd, and like a puling lover, With arms thus folded up, echo Ah me'sf And write myself a bondman to my vassal ? It must not, nay, it shall not be : remove The object, and the effect dies. Nearer, Martino. Mart. I shall have a regiment : colonel Martino, I cannot go less. Lor. What thing is this thou hast brought me? Mart. What thing? heaven bless me ! are you a Florentine, Nay, the great duke of Florentines, and having had her So long in your power, do you now ask what she is? Take her aside and learn : I have brought you that I look to be dearly paid for. Lor. I am a soldier, And use of women will, Martino, rob My nerves of strength. Mart. All armour and no smock ? Abominable ! a little of the one with the other Is excellent : I ne'er knew general yet, Nor prince that did deserve to be a worthy, N N 2 548 THE BASHFUL LOVER. But he desired to have his sweat wash'd off By a juicy bedfellow. Lor. But say she be unwilling To do that office ? Mart. Wrestle with her, I will wager Ten to one on your grace's side. Lor. Slave, hast thou brought me Temptation in a beauty not to be With prayers resisted; and, in place of counsel To master my affections, and to guard My honour, now besieged by lust, with the arms Of sober temperance, mark me out a way To be aravisher? Would thou hadst shewn me Some monster, though in a more ugly form Than Nile or Afric ever bred ! The basilisk, Whose envious eye yet never brook'd a neigh- bour, Kills but the body ; her more potent eye Buries alive mine honour : Shall I yield thus? And all brave thoughts of victory and triumphs, The spoils of nations, the loud applauses Of happy subjects, made so by my conquests ; And, what's the crown of all, a glorious name Insculp'd on pyramids to posterity, Be drench'd in Lethe, and no object take me But a weak woman, rich in colours only, Too delicate a touch, and some rare features Which age or sudden sickness will take from . her! And where's then the reward of all my ser- vice, Love-soothing passions, nay, idolatry I must pay to her ? Hence, and with thee take This second but more dangerous Pandora, Whose fatal box, if open'd, will pour on me All mischiefs that mankind is subject to. To the desarts with this Circe, this Calypso, This fair enchantress ! let her spells and charms Work upon beasts and thee, than whom wise nature Ne'er made a viler creature. Matil. Happy exile ! Hort. Some spark of hope remains yet. Mart. Come, you are mine now. I will remove her where your highness shall not Or see or hear more of her : what a sum Will she yield for the Turk's seraglio ! Lor. Stay, I feel A sudden alteration. Marl. Here are fine whimsies. Lor. Why should I part with her ? can any foulness Inhabit such a clean and gorgeous palace ? The fish, the fowl, the beasts, may safer leave The elements they were nourish'd in, and live, Than I endure her absence ; yet her presence Is a torment to me : why do I call it so ? My sire enjoy'd a woman, I had not been. else; He was a complete prince, and shall I blush To follow his example ? Oh ! but my choice, Though she gave suffrage to it, is beneath. me : But even now, in my proud thoughts, I scorn'd A princess, fair Matilda ; and is't decreed For punishment, I straight must dote on one, What, or from whence, I know not ? Grant she be Obscure, without a coat or family, Those I can give : and yet, if she were noble, My fondness were more pardonable. Mar- tino, Dost thou know thy prisoner ? Mart. Do I know myself? I kept that for the 1'envoy ; 'tis the daughter Of your enemy, duke Gonzaga. Lor. Fair Matilda ! I now call to my memory her picture, And find this is thesubstance ; but her painter Did her much wrong, I see it. Mart. I am sure 1 tugg'd hard for her, here are wounds can witness, Before I could call her mine. Lor. No matter how : Makethineownransome, I will pay it for her. Mart. I knew 'twould come at last. Matil. We are lost again. Hort. Variety of afflictions ! Lor. That his knee, That never yet bow'd to mortality, \Kneels. Kisses the earth happy to bear your weight, I know , begets your wonder ; hear the reason,. And cast it off: your beauty does com- mand it. Till now, I never saw you ; fame hath been Too sparing in report of your perfections, Which now with admiration I gaze on. Be not afraid, fair virgin ; had you been Employ 'd to mediate your father's cause, My drum had been unbraced, my trumpet hung up ; Nor had the terror of the war e'er frighted His peaceful confines ; your demands had been, As soon as spoke, agreed to : but you'll answer, And may w'th reason, words make no satisr- faction THE BASHFUL LOVER. 549 For what's in fact committed. Yet, take comfort, Something my pious love commands me do, Which may call down your pardon. Matil. This expression Of reverence to your person better suits [Raises Lorenzo, and kneels With my low fortune. That you deign to love me, My weakness would persuade me to believe, Though conscious of mine own unworthiness You being as the liberal eye of heaven, Which may shine where it pleases, let your beams Of favour warm and comfort, not consume me! For, should your love grow to excess, I dare not Deliver what I fear. Lor. Dry your fair eyes ; I apprehend your doubts, and could be angry, If humble love could warrant it, you should Nourish such base thoughts of me. Heaven bear witness, And, if I break my vow, dart thunder at me, You are, and shall be, in my tent as free From fear of violence, as a cloister'd nun Kneeling before the altar. What I purpose Is yet an embryon ; but, grown into form, I'll give you power to be the sweet disposer Of blessings unexpected ; that your father, Your country, people, children yet unborn too, In holy hymns, on festivals, shall sing The triumph of your beauty. On your hand Once more I swear it : O imperious Love, Look down, and, as I truly do repent, Prosper the good ends of thy penitent ! [Exeunt. SCENE II. The Dutchy. A Room in. Octavio's Cottage. Enter Octavio, disguised as a Priest, and Maria. Oct. You must not be too sudden, my Maria, In being known : I am, in this friar's habit, As yet conceal'd. Though his recovery Be almost certain, I must work him to Repentance by degrees ; when I would have you Appear in your true shape of sorrow, to Move his compassion, I will stamp thus, then, You know to act your part. Mar. I shall be careful. [Exit. Oct. If I can cure the ulcers of his mind, As I despair not of his body's wounds, Felicity crowns my labour. Gothrio ! Enter Gothrio. Goth. Here, sir. Oct. Desire my patients to leave their chamber, And take fresh air here : how have they slept Goth. Very well, sir. I would we were so rid of them. Oct. Why? Goth. I fear one hath The art of memory, and will remember His gold and jewels : could you not minister A potion of forgetfulness ? What would gallants That are in debt give me for such a receipt, To pour in their creditors' drink ? Oct. You shall restore all, Believe 't, you shall: will you please to walk ? Goth. Will you please to put off Your holy habit, and spiced conscience ? one, I think, infects the other. [Exit. Oct. I have observed Compunction in Alonzo ; he speaks little, But full of retired thoughts : the other is Jocund and merry ; no doubt, because he hath The less accompt to make here. Enter Alonzo. A Ion. Reverend sir, I come to wait your pleasure ; but, my friend, Your creature I should say, being so myself, Willing to take further repose, entreats Your patience a few minutes. Oct. At his pleasure ; Pray you sit down ; you are faint still. Alon. Growing to strength, I thank your goodness : but my mind is troubled, Very much troubled, sir, and I desire, Your pious habit giving me assurance Of your skill and power that way, that you would please To be my mind's physician. Oct. Sir, to that My order binds me ; if you please to unload The burthen of your conscience, I will minister Such heavenly cordials as I can, and set you In a path that leads to comfort. Alon. I will open My bosom's secrets to you. That I am A man of blood, being brought up in the wars, And cruel executions, my profession Admits not to be question'd ; but in that, Being a subject, and bound to obey Whate'er my prince commanded, I have left 550 THE BASHFUL LOVER. Some shadow of excuse : with other crimes, As pride, lust, gluttony, it must be told, I am besmear'd all over. Oct. On repentance, Mercy will wash it off. A Ion. O sir, I grant These sins are deadly ones ; yet their fre- quency With wicked men makes them less dreadful to us. But I am conscious of one crime, with which All ills I have committed from my youth Put in the scale, weigh nothing ; such a crime, So odious to heaven and man, and to My sear'd-up conscience so full of horror, As penance cannot expiate. Oct. Despair not. Tis impious in man to prescribe limits To the divine compassion : out with it. Alon. Hear then, good man, and when that I have given you The character of it, and confess'd myself The wretch that acted it, you must repent The charity you have extended towards me. Not long before these wars began, I had Acquaintance ('tis not fit I style it friendship, That being a virtue, and not to be blended With vicious breach of faith) with the lord Octavio, The minion of his prince and court, set off With all the pomp and circumstance of greatness : To this then happy man I offer'd service, And with insinuation wrought myself Into his knowledge, grew familiar with him, Ever a welcome guest. This noble gentleman Was bless'd with one fair daughter, so he thought, And boldly might believe so, for she was In all things excellent without a rival, Till I, her father's mass of wealth before My greedy eyes, but hoodwink'd to mine honour, With far more subtile arts than perjured Paris E'er practised on poor credulous Oenone, Besieged her virgin fort, in a word, took it, No vows or imprecation forgotten With speed to marry her. Oct. Perhaps, she gave you Just cause to break those vows. Alo?t. She cause ! alas, Her innocence knew no guilt, but too much favour To me, unworthy of it : 'twas my baseness, My foul ingratitude what shall I say more? The good Octavio no sooner fell In the displeasure of his prince, his state Confiscated, and he forced to leave the court, And she exposed to want ; but all my oaths And protestation of service to her, Like seeming flames raised by enchantment, vanish'd ; This, this sits heavy here. Oct. He speaks as if He were acquainted with my plot. You have reason To feel compunction, for 'twas most inhuman So to betray a maid. Alon. Most barbarous. Oct. But does your sorrow for the fact beget An aptness in you to make satisfaction For the wrong you did her ? Alon. Gracious heaven ! an aptness ? It is my only study : since I tasted Of your compassion, these eyes ne'er were closed, But fearful dreams cut off my little sleep ; And, being awake, in my imagination Her apparition haunted me. Oct. 'Twas mere fancy. [He stamps. Alon. 'Twas more, grave sir nay, 'tis now it appears ! Enter Maria, in white. Oct. Where? Alon. Do you not see there the gliding shadow Of a fair virgin ? that is she, and wears The very garments that adorn'd her, when She yielded to my crocodile tears : a cloud Of fears and diffidence then so chased away Her purer white and red, as it foretold That I should be disloyal. Blessed shadow ! For 'twere a sin, far, far exceeding all I have committed, to hope only that Thou art a substance ; look on my true sorrow, Nay, soul's contrition : hear again those vows My perjury cancell'd, stamp'd in brass, and never To be worn out. Mar. I can endure no more ; Action, not oaths, must make me reparation : I am Maria. Alon. Can this be? Oct. It is, And I Octavio. Alon. Wonder on wonder ! How shall I look on you, or with what fore- head Desire your pardon ? Mar. You truly shall deserve it In being constant. Re-enter Gothrio, with the purses ofAlonzo and Pisano. Oct. If you fall not off, But look on her in poverty with those eyes As, when she was my heir in expectation, You thought her beautiful. THE BASHFUL LOVER. A Ion. She is in herself Both Indies to me. Goth. Stay, she shall not come A beggar to you, my sweet young mistress ! no, She shall not want a dower : here's white and red Will ask a jointure ; but how you should make her one, Being a captain, would beget some doubt, If you should deal with a lawyer. A Ion. I have seen this purse. Goth. How the world's given I dare not say, to lying, Because you are a soldier ; you may say as well, This gold is mark'd too : you, being to re- ceive it, Should ne'er ask how I got it. I'll run for a priest To dispatch the matter ; you shall not want a ring, I have one for the purpose. [Gives Pisano's ring to Alonzo.] Now, sir, I think I'm honest. [Exit. Alon. This ring was Pisano's. Oct. I'll dissolve this riddle At better leisure : the wound given to my daughter, Which, in your honour, you are bound to cure, Exacts our present care. Alon. I am all yours, sir. [Exeunt. SCENE III. The same. The Castle of St. Leo. Enter Gonzaga, Uberti, and Manfroy. Gon. Thou hast told too much to give assurance that Her honour was too far engaged, to be By human help redeem 'd : if thou hadst given Thy sad narration this full period, She's dead, I had been happy. Uber. Sir, these tears Do well become a father, and my eyes Would keep you company as a forlorn lover, But that the burning fire of my revenge Dries up those drops of sorrow. We once more, Our broken forces rallied up, and with Full numbers strengthen'd, stand prepared t'endure A second trial ; nor let it dismay us That we are once again to affront the fury Of a victorious army ; their abuse Of conquest hath disarm 'd them, and call'd down The Powers above to aid us. I have read Some piece of story, yet ne'er found but that. The general, that gave way to cruelty, The profanation of things sacred, rapes Of virgins, butchery of infants, and The massacre in cold blood of reverend age, Against the discipline and law of arms, Did feel the hand of heaven lie heavy on him, When most secure. We have had a late example, And let us not despair but that, in Lorenzo, It will be seconded. Gon. You argue well, And 'twere a sin in me to contradict you : Yet we must not neglect the means that's lent us, To be the ministers of justice. x Uber. Xo, sir : One day given to refresh our wearied troops, Tired with a tedious march, we'll be no longer Coop'd up, but charge the enemy in his trenches, And force him to a battle. [Shouts within. Gon. Ha ! how's this ? In such a general time of mourning, shouts,. And acclamations of joy ? [Cry within, Long live the princess ! long live Matilda ! Uber. Matilda! The princess' name, Matilda, oft re-echoed ! Enter Farneze. Gon. What speaks thy haste? Farn. More joy and happiness Than weak words can deliver, or strong faith Almost give credit to : the princess lives ; I saw her, kiss'd her hand. Gon. By whom deliver'd ? Farn. This is not to be staled by my report, This only must be told : As I rode forth With some choice troops, to make discovery Where the enemy lay, and how intrench'd, a leader Of the adverse party, but unarm'd, and in His hand an olive branch, encounter'd me : He shew'd the great duke's seal, that gave him power To parley with me ; his desires were, that Assurance for his safety might be granted To his royal master, who came as a friend,. And not as an enemy, to offer to you Conditions of peace. I yielded to it. This being return'd, the duke's prostorium open'd, When suddenly, in a triumphant chariot Drawn by such soldiers of his own as were, For insolence after victory, condemn'd SS2 THE BASHFOL LOVER. Unto this slavish office, the fair princess Appear'd, a wreath of laurel on her head, Her robes majestical, their richness far Above all value, as the present age Contended that a woman's pomp should dim The glittering triumphs of the Roman Caesars. \_Music without. I am cut off; no cannon's throat now thunders, Nor fife nor drum beat up a charge ; choice music Ushers the parent of security, Long-absent peace. Man. I know not what to think on't. Uber. May it poise the expectation ! Loud music. Enter Soldiers unarmed, tear- ing olive branches, Captains, Lorenzo, Matilda crowned with a wreath of laurel, and seated in a chariot drawn by Soldiers; followed by Hortensio and Martino. Gon. Thus to meet you, Great duke of Tuscany, throws amazement on me ; But to behold my daughter, long since mourn'd for, And lost even to my hopes, thus honour'd by you, With an excess of comfort overwhelms me : And yet I cannot truly call myself Happy in this solemnity, till your highness Vouchsafe to make me understand the motive That, in this peaceful way, hath brought you to us. Lor. I must crave license first ; for know, Gonzaga, I am subject to another's will, and can Nor speak nor do without permission from her, My curled forehead, of late terrible To those that did acknowledge me their lord, Is now as smooth as rivers when no wind stirs ; My frowns or smiles, that kill'd or saved, have lost Their potent awe, and sweetness : I am transform'd (But do not scorn the metamorphosis) From that fierce thing men held me ; I am captived, And, by the unresistible force of beauty, Led hither as a prisoner. Is't your pleasure that I shall deliver those injunctions which Your absolute command imposed upon me, Or deign yourself to speak them? Matil. Sir, I am Your property, you may use me as you please ; But what is in your power and breast to do, No orator can dilate so well. Lor. I obey you. That I came hither as an enemy, With hostile arms, to the utter ruin of Your country, what I have done makes ap- parent ; That fortune seconded my will, the late Defeature will make good : that I resolved To force the sceptre from your hand, and make Your dukedom tributary, my surprisal Of Mantua, your metropolis, can well wit- ness ; ! And that I cannot fear the change of fate, ! My army flesh'd in blood, spoil, glory, con- quest, I Stand ready to maintain : yet, I must tell you I By whom I am subdued, and what's the ransome | I am commanded to lay down. Gon. My lord, ! You humble yourself too much ; it is fitter j You should propose, and we consent. Lor. Forbear, The articles are here subscribed and sign'd By my obedient hand : all prisoners, Without a ransome, set at liberty ; Mantua to be deliver'd up, the rampires Ruin'd in the assault, to be repair'd ; The loss the husbandman received, his crop i Burnt up by wanton license of the soldier, I To be made good ; with whatsoever else You could impose on me, if you had been j The conqueror, I your captive. Gon. Such a change Wants an example : I must owe this favour To the clemency of the old heroic valour, That spared when it had power to kill ; a virtue Buried long since, but raised out of the grave ! By you, to grace this latter age. Lor. Mistake not The cause that did produce this.good effect, If as such you receive it : 'twas her beauty, Wrought first on my rough nature ; but the virtues Of her fair soul, dilated in her converse, That did confirm it. Matil. Mighty sir, no more : You honour her too much, that is not worthy To be your servant. Lor. I have done, and now Would gladly understand that you allow of The articles propounded. Gon. Do not wrong Your benefits with such a doubt ; they are So great and high, and with such reverence To be received, that, if I should profess THE BASI I hold my dukedom from you, as your vassal, Or offer'd up my daughter as you please To be disposed of, in the point of honour, And a becoming gratitude, 'twouldnot cancel The bond I stand engaged for : but accept Of that which I can pay, my all is yours, sir; Nor is there any here, (though I must grant Some have deserved much from me, ) for so far I dare presume, but will surrender up Their interest to that your highness shall Deign to pretend a title. Ubcr. I subscribe not To this condition. Farn. The services This prince hath done your grace in your most danger, Are not to be so slighted. Hort. 'Tis far from me To urge my merits, yet, I must maintain, Howe'er my power is less, my love is more ; Nor will the gracious princess scorn to ac- knowledge I have been her humble servant. Lor. Smooth your brows, I'll not encroach upon your right, for that were Once more to force affection, (a crime With which should I the second time be tainted, I did deserve no favour, ) neither will I Make use of what is ofter'd by the duke, Howe'er I thank his goodness. I'll lay by My power, and though I should not brook a rival, (What we are, well consider'd,) I'll descend To be a third competitor ; he that can With love and service best deserve the gar- land, With your consent let him wear it ; I de- spair not The trial of my fortune. Gon. Bravely offer'd, And like yourself, great prince. Uber. I must profess I am so taken with it, that I know not Which way to express my service. Hort. Did I not build Upon the princess' grace, I could sit down, And hold it no dishonour. Matil. How I feel My soul divided ! all have deserved so well, I know not where to fix my choice. Gon. You have Time to consider : will you please to take Possession of the fort? then, having tasted The fruits of peace, you may at leisure prove, Whose plea will prosper in the court of Love. [Exeunt. ACT V. SCENE I. Mantua. A Room in the Palace. Enter Alonzo, Octavio, Pisano, Maria, and Gothrio. A Ion. You need not doubt, sir, were not peace proclaim'd And celebrated with a general joy, The high displeasure of the Mantuan duke, Raised on just grounds, not jealous suppo- sitions, Thesavingof our lives (which, next toheaven, To you alone is proper) would force mercy For an offence, though capital. Pisan. When the conqueror Uses entreaties, they are arm'd commands The vanquish'd must not check at. Mar. My piety pay the forfeit, If danger come but near you ! I have heard My gracious mistress often mention you, When I served her as a page, and feelingly Relate how much the duke her sire repented His hasty doom of banishment, in his rage Pronounced against you. Oct. In a private difference, I grant that innocence is a wall of brass, And scorns the hottest battery ; but, when The cause depends between the prince and subject, 'Tis an unequal competition ; Justice Must lay her balance by, and use her sword For his ends that protects it. I was banish'd, And, till revoked from exile, to tread on Mysovereign's territories with forbidden feet, The severe letter of the law calls death ; Which I am subject to, in coming so near His court and person. But my only child Being provided for, her honour salved too, I thank your noble change, I shall endure Whate'er can fall, with patience. A Ion. You have used That medicine too long ; prepare yourself For honour in your age, and rest secure oft. Mar. Of what is your wisdom musing ? Goth. I am gazing on This gorgeous house ; our cote's a dishclout to it; It has no sign, what do you call't? Mar. The court ; I have lived in't a page. Goth. Page ! very pretty : May I not be a page ? I am old enough, Well-timber 'd too, and I've a beard to carry it : Pray you, Jet me be your page ; I can swear already, Upon your pantofle. 554 THE BASHFUL LOVER. Mar. What? Goth. That I'll be true Unto your smock. Mar. How, rascal ! Oct. Hence, and pimp To your rams and ewes ; such foul pollution is To be whipt from court ; I have now no more use of you ; Return to your trough. Goth. Must I feed on husks, Before I have play'd the prodigal? Oct. No, I'll reward Your service ; live in your own element, Like an honest man ; all that is mine in the cottage, I freely give you. Goth. Your bottles too, that I cam' For your own tooth ! Oct. Full as they are. Mar. And gold, [Gives him her purse. That will replenish them. Goth. I am made for ever. This was done i'the nick. Oct. Why in the nick? Goth. O sir ! 'Twas well for me that you did reward my service Before you enter'd the court ; for 'tis reported There is a drink of forgetfulness, which once tasted, Few masters think of their servants, who, grown old, Are turn'd off, like lame hounds and hunting horses, To starve on the commons. [Exit. A Ion. Bitter knave ! Enter Martino. There's craft In the clouted shoe. Captain ! Mart. I am glad to kiss Your valiant hand, and yours ; but pray you, take notice, My title's changed, I am a colonel. Pisan. A colonel ! where's your regiment? Mart. Not raised yet ; All the old ones are cashier'd, and we are now To have a new militia : all is peace here, Yet I hold my title still, as many do That never saw an enemy. A Ion. You are pleasant, And it becomes you. Is the duke stirring ? M^rt. Long since, Four hours at least, but yet not ready. Pisan. How ! Mart. Even so ; you make a wonder oft, but leave it : Alas, he is not now, sir, in the camp, To be up and arm'd upon the least alarum There's something else to be thought on : here he comes, With his officers, new-rigg'd. Enter Lorenzo, as from his chamber, with a looking-glass; Doctor, Gentleman, and Page employed about his person. A Ion. A looking-glass ! Jpon my head, he saw not his own face These seven years past, but by reflection From a bright armour. Mart. Be silent, and observe. Lor. So, have you done yet ? Is your building perfect ? Doct. If your highness please, Here is a water. Lor. To what use ? my barber Hath wash'd my face already. Doct. But this water Hath a strange virtue in't, beyond his art ; [t is a sacred relic, part of that Most powerful juice, with which Medea made Old JEson young. Lor. A fable ! but suppose I should give credit to it, will it work The same effect on me ? Doct. I'll undertake This will restore the honour'd hair that grows Upon your highness' head and chin, a little Inclining unto gray. Lor. Inclining ! doctor. Doct. Pardon me, mighty sir, I went too far, Not gray at all ; I dare not flatter you Tis something changed ; but this applied will help it To the first amber-colour, every hair As fresh as when, your manhood in the prime, Your grace arrived at thirty. Lor. Very well. Doct. Then here's a precious oil, to which the maker Hath not yet given a name, will soon fill up These dimples in your face and front. I grant They are terrible to your enemies, and set off Your frowns with majesty ; but you may please To know, as sure you do, a smooth aspect, Softness and sweetness, in the court of Love, Though dumb, are the prevailing orators. Lor. Will he new-create me ? Doct. If you deign to taste too, Of this confection. Lor. I am in health, and need No physic. Doct. Physic, sir ! An empress, If that an empress' lungs, sir, may be tainted With putrefaction, would taste of it, THE BASHFUL LOVER. 555 That night on which she were to print a kiss Jpon the lips of her long-absent lord, Returning home with conquest. Lor. 'Tis predominant Dver a stinking breath, is it not, doctor ? Doct. Clothe the infirmity with sweeter language : Tis a preservative that way. Lor. You are, then, Admitted to the cabinets of great ladies, .nd have the government of the borrow'd beauties Df such as write near forty. Doct. True, my good lord, \nd my attempts have prosper 'A, Lor. Did you never Minister to the princess ? Doct. Sir, not yet ; she's in the April of her youth, and needs not ]"he aids of art, my gracious lord ; but in ?he autumn of her age I may be useful, \.nd sworn her highness' doctor, and your grace 3 artake of the delight. Lor. Slave ! witch ! impostor ! {Strikes him down. Mountebank ! cheater ! traitor to great nature, n thy presumption to repair what she, n her immutable decrees, design'd "or some few years to grow up, and then wither ! Dr is't not crime enough thus to betray The secrets of the weaker sex, thy patients, But thou must make the honour of this age, And envy of the time to come, Matilda, Whose sacred name I bow to, guilty of A future sin in thy ill-boding thoughts, Which for a perpetuity of youth And pleasure she disdains to act, such is Her purity and innocence ! {Sets his foot on the Doctor's breast. Alon. Long since I look'd for this 1'envoy. Mart. Would I were well off! He's dangerous in these humours. Oct. Stand conceal'd. Doct. O sir, have mercy ! in my thought I never Offended you. Lor. Me ! most of all, thou monster ! What a mock-man property in thy intent Wouldst thou have made me ? a mere pathic . to Thy devilish art, had I given suffrage to it. Are my gray hairs, the ornament of age, And held a blessing by the wisest men, And for such warranted by holy writ, To be conceal'd, as if they were my shame? Or plaister up these furrows in my face, As if I were a painted bawd or whore ? By such base means if that I could ascend To the height of all my hopes, their full frui- tion Would not wipe off the scandal : no, thou. wretch ! Thy cozening water and adulterate oil I thus pour in thine eyes, and tread to dust Thy loath'd confection with thy trumperies : Vanish for ever ! Mart. You have your fee, as I take it, Dear domine doctor ! I'll be no sharer with you. \_Exit Doctor. Lor. 1 11 court her like myself ; these rich adornments And jewels, worn by me, an absolute prince, My order too, of which I am the sovereign, Can meet no ill construction ; yet 'tis far From my imagination to believe She can be taken with sublimed clay, The silk-worm's spoils, or rich embroideries : Nor must I borrow helps from power or greatness, But as a loyal lover plead my cause ; If I can feelingly express my ardour, And make her sensible of the much I suffer In hopes and fears, and she vouchsafe to take Compassion on me, ha! compassion? The word sticks in my throat : what's here, that tells me I do descend too low ? rebellious spirit, I conjure thee to leave me ! there is now No contradiction or declining left, I must and will go on. Mart. The tempest's laid ; You may present yourselves. [Alonzo and Pisano come forward.. Alon. My gracious lord. Pis an. Your humble vassal. Lor. Ha ! both living ? Alon. Sir, We owe our lives to this good lord, and make it Our humble suit Lor. Plead for yourselves : we stand Yet unresolved whether your knees or prayers Can save the forfeiture of your own heads : Though we have put our armour off, your pardon For leaving of the camp without our license, Is not yet sign'd. At some more fit time wait us. {Exeunt Lorenzo, Gentleman, and Page. Alon. How's this? Mart. 'Tis well it is no worse ; I met with A rougher entertainment, yet I had 556 THE BASHFUL LOVER. Good cards to shew. He's parcel mad ; you'll find him Every hour in a several mood ; this foolish love Is such a shuttlecock ! but all will be well, When a better fit comes on him, never doubt it. [Exeunt. SCENE II. Another Room in the same. Enter Gonzaga, Uberti, Farneze, and Manfroy. Gon. How do you find her ? Uber. Thankful for my service, And yet she gives me little hope ; my rival Is too great for me. Gon. The great duke, you mean? Uoer. Who else? the Milanese, although he be A complete gentleman, I am sure despairs More than myself. Farn. A high estate, with women, Takes place of all desert. Uber. I must stand my fortune. Enter Lorenzo and Attendants. Man. The duke of Florence, sir. Gon. Your highness' presence Answers my wish. Your private ear: I have used My best persuasion, with a father's power, To work my daughter to your ends ; yet she, Like a small bark on a tempestuous sea, Toss'd here and there by opposite winds, resolves not At which port to put in. This prince's merits, Your grace and favour ; nor is she unmindful Of the brave acts (under your pardon, sir, I needs must call them so) Hortensio Hath done to gain her good opinion of him ; All these together tumbling in her fancy, Do much distract her. I have spies upon her, And am assured this instant hour she gives Hortensio private audience ; I will bring you Where we will see and hear all. Lor. You oblige me. Uber. I do not like this whispering. Gon. Fear no foul play. {Exeunt. SCENE III. Another Room in the same. Enter Hortensio, Beatrice, and two Waiting Women. i Worn. The princess, sir, long since ex- pected you ; And, would I beg a thanks, I could tell you that I have often moved her for you. Hort. I am your servant.' Enter Matilda. Beat. She's come ; there are others I must place to hear The conference. {Aside, and exit. i Worn. Is't your excellency's pleasure That we attend you? Matil. No ; wait me in the gallery. 1 Worn. Would each of us, wench, had a sweetheart too To pass away the time ! 2 Worn. There I join with you. [Exeunt Waiting Women. Matil. I fear this is the last time we shall meet. Hort. Heaven forbid ! Re-enter above Beatrice with Lorenzo, Gonzaga, Uberti, and Farneze. Matil. O my Hortensio ! In me behold the misery of greatness, And that which you call beauty. Had 1 been Of a more low condition, I might Have call'd my will and faculties mine own, Not seeing that which was to be beloved With others' eyes : but now, ah me, most wretched And miserable princess, in my fortune, To be too much engaged for service done me ! It being impossible to make satisfaction To my so many creditors ; all deserving, I can keep touch with none. Lor. A sad exordium. Matil. You loved me long, and without hope (alas, I die to think on't !) Parma's prince, invited With a too partial report of what I was, and might be to him, left his country, To fight in my defence. Your brave achieve- ments I' the war, and what you did for me, un- spoken, Because I would not force the sweetness of Your modesty to a blush, are written here : And, that there might be nothing wanting to Sum up my numerous engagements, (never In my hopes to be cancell'd.) the great duke, Our mortal enemy, when my father's country Lay open to his fury, and the spoil Of the victorious army, and I brought Into his power, hath shewn himself so noble, So full of honour, temperance, and all virtues That can set off a prince, that, though I cannot Render him that respect I would, I am bound In thankfulness to admire him. Hort. 'Tis acknowledged, And on your part to be return 'd. THE BASHFUL LOVER. 557 Ma til. How can I, Without the brand of foul ingratitude To you, and prince Uberti ? Hort. Hear me, madam, And what yourservant shall with zeal deliver, As a Dasdalean clew may guide you out of ,- This labyrinth of distraction. He that loves iis mistress truly, should prefer her honour And peace of mind, above the glutting of iis ravenous appetite : he should affect her, But with a fit restraint, and not take from her To give himself : he should make it the height )f his ambition, if it lie in His stretch'd-out nerves to effect it, though she fly in An eminent place, to add strength to her wings, .nd mount her higher, though he fall himself nto the bottomless abyss ; or else The services he offers are not real, Jut counterfeit. Matil. What can Hortensio nfer from this ? Hort. That I stand bound in duty, Though in the act I take my last farewell )f comfort in this life,) to sit down willingly, .nd move my suit no further. I confess, Awhile you were in danger, and heaven's mercy made me ts instrument to preserve you, (which your goodness ^rized far above the merit,) I was bold 'o feed my starv'd affection with false hopes might be worthy of you : for know, madam, low mean soever I appear'd in Mantua, had in expectation a fortune, 'hough not possess'd oft, that encouraged me Vith confidence to prefer my suit, and not \> fear the prince Uberti as my rival. Gon. I ever thought him more than what he seem'd. Lor. Pray you, forbear. Hort. But when the duke of Florence D ut in his plea, in my consideration Veighing well what he is, as you must grant him \. Mars of men in arms, and, those put off, 'he great example for a kingly courtier 'o imitate ; annex to these his wealth, )f such a large extent, as other monarchs him the king of coin ; and, what's above all, lis lawful love, with all the happiness 'his life can fancy, from him flowing to you ; true affection which I have ever borne you, )oes not alone command me to desist, But, as a faithful counsellor, to advise you To meet and welcome that felicity, Which hastes to crown your virtues. Lor. We must break off this parley : Something I have to say. \_Exeunt above, Matil. In tears I thank Your care of my advancement ; but I dar& not Follow your counsel. Shall such piety Pass unrewarded? such a pure affection, For any ends of mine, be undervalued ? Avert it, heaven ! I will be thy Matilda, Or cease to be ; no other heat but what Glows from thy purest flames, shall warm this- bosom, Nor Florence, nor all monarchs of the earth,. Shall keep thee from me. Re-enter below Lorenzo, Gonzaga, Uberti r Farneze, and Manfroy. Hort. I fear, gracious lady, Our conference hath been overheard. Matil. The better: Your part is acted ; give me leave at distance To zany it. Sir, on my knees thus prostrate Before your feet Lor. This must not be, I shall Both wrong myself and you in suffering it. Matil. I will grow here, and weeping thus turn marble, Unless you hear and grant the first petition, A virgin, and a princess, ever tendered : Nor does the suit concern poor me alone, It hath a stronger reference to you, And to your honour ; and, if you deny it, Both ways you suffer. Remember, sir, you were not Born only for yourself, heaven's liberal hand Design'd you to command a potent nation, Gave you heroic valour, which you have Abused, in making unjust war upon A neighbour-prince, a Christian ; while the- Turk, Whose scourge and terror you should be, securely Wastes the Italian confines : 'tis in you To force him to pull in his horned crescents,. And 'tis expected from you. Lor. I have been In a dream, and now begin to wake. Matil. And will you Forbear to reap the harvest of such glories, Now ripe, and at full growth, for the em- braces Of a slight woman ? or exchange your triumphs For chamber-pleasures, melt your able THE BASHFUL LOVER. (That should with your victorious sword make way Through the armies of your enemies) in loose And wanton dalliance ? be yourself, great sir, The thunderbolt of war, and scorn to sever Two hearts long since united ; your example May teach the prince Uberti to subscribe To that which you allow of. Lor. The same tongue That charm 'd my sword out of my hand, and threw A frozen numbness on my active spirit, Hath disenchanted me. Rise, fairest prin- cess ! And, that it may appear I do receive Your counsel as inspired from heaven, I will Obey and follow it : I am your debtor, And must confess you have lent my weaken'd reason New strengths once more to hold a full command Over my passions. Here, to the world, I freely do profess that I disclaim All interest in you, and give up my title, Such as it is, to you, sir ; and, as I'ar As I have power* thus join your hands. Gon. To yours I add my full consent. Uber. I am lost, Farneze. Farn. Much nearer to the port than you suppose : In me our laws speak, and forbid this con- tract. Matil. Ah me, new stops ! Hort. Shall we be ever cross'd thus ? Farn. There is an act upon record, con- firm'd By your wise predecessors, that no heir Of Mantua (as questionless the princess Is the undoubted one) must be join'd in marriage, But where the match may strengthen the estate And safety of the dukedom. Now, this gentleman, However I must style him honourable, And of a high desert, having no power To make this good in his alliance, stands Excluded by our laws ; whereas this prince, Of equal merit, brings to Mantua The power and principality of Parma : And therefore, since the great duke hath let fall His plea, there lives no prince that justlier can Challenge the princess' favour. Lor. Is this true, sir? Gon. I cannot contradict it. Enter Manfroy. Man. There's an ambassador From Milan, that desires a present audience ; His business is of highest consequence, As he affirms : I know him for a man Of the best rank and quality. Hort. From Milan ! Gon. Admit him. Enter Ambassador, and Julio with a letter, which he presents on his knee to Hortensio. How ! so low ? Amb. I am sorry, sir, To be the bringer of this heavy news ; But since it must be known Hort. Peace rest with him ! I shall find fitter time to mourn his loss. My faithful servant too ! Jul. I am o'erjoy'd, To see your highness safe. Hort. Pray you, peruse this, And there you'll find that the objection, The lord Farneze made, is fully answer'd. Gon. The great John Galeas dead ! Lor. And this his brother, The absolute lord of Milan ! Matil. I am revived. Uber. There's no contending against des- tiny : I wish both happiness. Enter Alonzo, Maria, Octavio, Pisano, and Martino. Lor. Married, Alonzo ! I will salute your lady, she's a fair one, And seal your pardon on her lips. \Kisses Maria. Gon. Octavio ! Welcome e'en to my heart. Rise, I should kneel To thee for mercy. Oct. The poor remainder cf My age shall truly serve you. Matil. You resemble A page I had, Ascanio. Mar. I am Your highness' servant still. Lor. All stand amazed At this unlook'd-for meeting ; but defer Your several stories. Fortune here hath shown Her various power ; but virtue, in the end, Is crown'd with laurel : Love hath done his parts too ; And mutual friendship, after bloody jars, Will cure the wounds received in our wars. \Excuiit. THE BASHFUL LOVER. EPILOGUE. Pray you, gentlemen, keep your seats ; something I would Deliver to gain favour, if I could, To us, and the still doubtful author. He, When I desired an epilogue, answer d me, " ' Twas to no purpose : he must stand his fate, Since all entreaties now would come too late ; You being long since resolved what you would say Of him, or us, as you rise, or of the play." A strange old fellow ! yet this sullen mood Would quickly leave him, might it be understood You part not hence displeased. I am design d To give him certain notice : if you find Things worth your liking, shew it. Hope and fear, Though different passions, have the self-same ear. The Old Law. DRAMATIS PERSONS. Evander, du&eo/Epire. Cratilus, the executioner. Creon, father to Simonides. . Lysander, husband to Eugenia, and iincle to Cleanthes. Leonides, father to Cleanthes. Gnotho, the clown. Lawyers. Courtiers. Dancing-master. Butler, Bailiff, Tailor, \ c , ~ Coachman, Y Servants * Creon. Footman, Cook, Clerk. Drawer. Antigona, wife to Creon. Hippolita, wife to Cleanthes. Eugenia, wife to Lysander, and mother to Parthenia. Parthenia. Agatha, wife to Gnotho. Old women, wives to Creon's servants. Courtezan. Fiddlers, Servants, Guard, &c. SCENE, Epire. ACT I. SCENE I. A Room in Creon's House. Enter Simonides and two Lawyers. Sim. Is the law firm, sir? 1 Law. The law ! what more firm, sir, More powerful, forcible, or more permanent? Sim. By my troth, sir, I partly do believe it ; conceive, sir, You have indirectly answered my question. I did not doubt the fundamental grounds Of law in general, for the most solid ; But this particular law that me concerns, Now, atthepresent, if that be firm and strong, And powerful, and forcible, and permanent? I am a young man that has an old father. 2 Law. Nothing more strong, sir. It is Secundum statutum principis, con- Jirmatum cum voce senatus, et voce reipub- lic(E ; nay, consummatum et exemplificatiim. Is it not in force, When divers have already tasted it, And paid their lives for penalty ? Sim. 'Tis true. My father must be next ; this day completes Full fourscore years upon him. 2 Law. He is here, then, Sub pcena statuti : hence I can tell him, Truer than all the physicians in the world, He cannot live out to-morrow ; this Is the most certain climacterical year j Tis past all danger, for there's no escaping- it. What age is your mother, sir ! Sim. Faith, near her days too ; Wants some two of threescore, i Law. So ! she'll drop away One of these days too : here's a good age now, For those that have old parents, and rich inheritance ! Sim. And, sir, 'tis profitable for others too: Are there not fellows that lie bedrid in their offices, That younger men would walk lustily in ? Churchmen, that even the second infancy Hath silenced, yet have spun out their lives so long, That many pregnant and ingenious spirits Have languish'd in their hoped reversions, And died upon the thought ? and, by your leave, sir, Have you not places fill'd up in the law, By some grave senators, that you imagine Have held them long enough, and such spirits as you, Were they removed, would leap into their dignities ? i Law. Die quibus in terris, et eris mi hi magnus Apollo. Sim. But tell me, faith, your fair opinion: Is't not a sound and necessary law, This, by the duke enacted ? i Law. Never did Greece, THE OLD LAW. Our ancient seat of brave philosophers, 'Mongst all her nomothetce and lawgivers, Not when she flourish'd in her sevenfold sages, Whose living memory can never die, Produce a law more grave and necessary. Sim. I am of that mind too. 2 Law. I will maintain, sir, Draco's oligarchy, that the government Of community reduced into few, Framed a fair state ; Solon's chreokopia, That cut off poor men's debts to their rich creditors, Was good and charitable, but not full, allow'd ; His seisactheia did reform that error, His honourable senate of Areopagitse. Lycurgus was more loose, and gave too free And licentious reins unto his discipline ; ! As that a young woman, in her husband's weakness, Might choose her able friend to propagate ; That so the commonwealth might be supplied With hope of lusty spirits. Plato did err, And so did Aristotle, in allowing Lewd and luxurious limits to their laws : But now our Epire, our Epire's Evander, i Our noble and wise prince, has hit the law i That all our predecessive students j Have miss'd, unto their shame. Enter Cleanthes. Sim. Forbear the praise, sir, *Tis in itself most pleasing : Cleanthes ! O, lad, here's a spring for young plants to flourish ! The old trees must down kept the sun from us ; We shall rise now, boy. Clean. Whither, sir, I pray? To the bleak air of storms, among those trees Which we had shelter from ? Sim. Yes, from our growth Our sap and livelihood, and from our fruit. What ! 'tis not jubilee with thee yet, I think, Thou look'st so sad on't. How old is thy father ? Clean. Jubilee ! no, indeed ; 'tis a bad year with me. Sim. Prithee, how old's thy father ? then I can tell thee. Clean. I know not how to answer you, Simonides ; He is too old, being now exposed Unto the rigour of a cruel edict ; And yet not old enough by many years, 'Cause I'd not see him go an hour before me. Sim. These very passions I speak to my lather. Come, come, here's none but friends here, we may speak Our insides freely ; these are lawyers, man, And shall be counsellors shortly. Clean. They shall be now, sir, And shall have large fees if they'll under- take To help a good cause, for it wants assistance; Bad ones, I know, they can insist upon, i Law. Oh, sir, we must undertake of both parts ; But the good we have most good in. Clean. Pray you, say, How do you allow of this strange edict ? i Law. Secundiimjustitiam ; by my faith, sir, The happiest edict that ever was in Epire. Clean. What, to kill innocents, sir? it cannot be, It is no rule in justice there to punish. i Law. Oh, sir, You understand a conscience, but not law. Clean. Why, sir, is there so main a dif- ference ? i Law. You'll never be good lawyer if you understand not that. Clean. I think, then, 'tis the best to be a bad one. i Law. Why, sir, the very let-ter and the sense both do overthrow you in this statute, which speaks, that every man living to four- score years, and women to threescore, shall then be cut off as fruitless to the republic, and law shall finish what nature linger'd at. Clean. And this suit shall soon be dis- patch 'd in law ? i Law. It is so plain it can have no demur, The church-book overthrows it. Clean. And so it does ; The church-book overthrows it, if you read it well, i Law. Still you run from the law into error : You say it takes the lives of innocents, I say no, and so says common reason ; What man lives to fourscore, and woman to three, That can die innocent ? Clean. A fine law evasion ! Good sir, rehearse the whole statute to me. Sim. Fie ! that's too tedious ; you have already The full sum in the brief relation. Clean. Sir, 'Mongst many words may be found contra- dictions ; And these men dare sue and wrangle with a statute, If they can pick a quarrel with some error, o o 562 THE OLD LAW. 2 Law. Listen, sir, I'll gather it as brief as I can for you : Anno primo Evandri, Be it for thecare and good of tke commonwealth, (for divers neces- sary reasons that we shall urge,) thus peremptorily enacted, Clean. A fair pretence, if the reasons foul it not ! 2 Law. That all men living in our dominions of Epire, in their decayed nature, to the age of fourscore, or women to the age of threescore, shall on the same day be in- stantly put to death, by those means and in- struments that a former proclamation, had to this purpose, through our said territories . dispersed. i - Clean. There was no woman in this senate, certain. I Law. That these men, being past their ' bearing arms, to aid and defend their country ; past their manhood and likelihood, to propagate any further issue to their pos- terity ; and as well past their councils (whose overgrown gravity is now run into dotage) to assist their country ; to whom, in common reason, nothing should be so weari- some as their own lives, as they may be sup- posed tedious to their successive heirs, whose times are spent in the good of their country : yet wanting the means to maintain it ; and are like to grow old before their inheritance \ (born to them) come to their necessary use, I be condemned to die : for the women, for that they never were a defence to their country ; , never by counsel admitted to assist in the \ government of their country ; only necessaty to the propagation of posterity, and now, at the age of threescore, past that good, and all their goodness : it is thought fit (a quarter abated from the more worthy member) that t/iey be put to death, as is before recited: provided that for the just and impartial exectition of this our statute, the example shall first begin in and about our court, which ourself will see carefully performed; and not, for a full month following, extend any. further into our dominions. Dated the sixth of the second month, at our Palace Royal in Epire. Clean. A fine edict, and very fairly gilded! And is there no scruple in all these words, To demur the law upon occasion ? Sim. Pox! 'tis an unnecessary inquisition; Prithee set him not about it. 2 Law. Troth, none, sir : It is so evident and plain a case, There is no succour for the defendant. Clean. Possible ! can nothing help in a good case ? i Law. Faith, sir, I do think there may be a hole, Which would protract ; delay, if not remedy. Clean. Why, there's some comfort in that ; good sir, speak it. i Law. Nay, you must pardon me for i that, sir. Sim. Prithee, do not ; It may ope a wound to many sons and heirs, ! That may die after it. Clean. Come, sir, I know How to make you speak : will this do it ? i [Gives him his purse. \ 1 Law. I will afford you my opinion, sir. j Clean. Pray you, repeat the literal words ! expressly, The time of death. Sim. 'Tis an unnecessary question ; i prithee let it alone. 2 Law. Hear his opinion, 'twill be fruit- ! less, sir. That man, at the age of fourscore, and \ woman at threescore, shall the same day be i>ut to death. i Law. Thus I help the man to twenty- one years more. Clean. That were a fair addition, i Law. Mark it, sir ; we say, man is not at age Till he be one and twenty ; before, 'tis infancy, And adolescency ; now, by that addition, Fourscore he cannot be, till a hundred and . one. Sim. Oh, poor evasion ! He is fourscore years old, sir. i Law. That helps more, sir ; He begins to be old at fifty, so, at fourscore, He's but thirty years old ; so, believe it, sir, He may be twenty years in declination ; And so long may a man linger and live by it. Sim. The worst hope of safety that e'er I heard ! Give him his fee again, 'tis not worth two deniers. i Law. There is no law for restitution of fees, sir. Clean. No, no, sir ; I meant it lost when it was given. Enter Creon and Antigona. Sim. No more, good sir, Here are ears unnecessary for your doctrine. i Law. I have spoke out my fee, and I have done, sir. Sim. O my dear father ! Creon. Tush ! meet me not in exclaims ; j I understand the worst, and hope no better. J THE OLD LAW. 56?. A fine law ! if this hold, white heads will be cheap, And many watchmen's places will be vacant ; Forty of them I know my seniors, That did due deeds of darkness too : their country Has watch'd them a good turn for't, And ta'en them napping now : The fewer hospitals will serve too, many May be used for stews and brothels ; and those people Will never trouble them to fourscore. Ant. Can you play and sport with sorrow, sir? Creon. Sorrow! for what, Antigona? for my life ? My sorrow is I have kept it so long well, With bringing it up unto so ill an end. I might have gently lost it in my cradle, Before my nerves and ligaments grew strong, To bind it faster to me. Sim. For mine own sake, I should have been sorry for that. Creon. In my youth I was a soldier, no coward in my age ; I never turn'd my back upon my foe ; I have felt nature's winters, sicknesses, Yet ever kept a lively sap in me To greet the cheerful spring of health again. Dangers, on horse, on foot, [by land,] by water, I have scaped to this day ; and yet this day, Without all help of casual accidents, Is only deadly to me, 'cause it numbers Fourscore years to me. Where is the fault now? I cannot blame time, nature, nor my stars, Nor aught but tyranny. Even kings them- selves Have sometimes tasted an even fate with me. He that has been a soldier all his days, And stood in personal opposition 'Gainst darts and arrows, theextremes of heat And pinching cold, has treacherously at home, In's secure quiet, by a villain's hand Been basely lost, in his star's ignorance : And so must I die by a tyrant's sword, i Law. Oh, say not so, sir, it is by the law. Creon. And what's that, but the sword of tyranny, When it isbrandish'd against innocent lives? I am now upon my deathbed, and 'tis fit I should unbosom my free conscience, And shew the faith I die in : I do believe 'Tis tyranny that takes my life. Sim. Would it were gone By one means or other ! what a long day Will this be ere night ? [Aside. Creon. Simonides. Sim. Here, sir, weeping. Creon. Wherefore dost thou weep ? Clean. 'Cause you make no more haste to* your end. [Aside. Sim. How can you question nature so un- justly? I had a grandfather, and then had not you True filial tears for him ? Clean. Hypocrite ? A disease of drought dry up all pity from him, That can dissemble pity with wet eyes ! Creon. Be good unto your mother, Si- monides, She must be now your care. Ant. To what end, sir? The bell of this sharp edicts tolls for me, As it rings out for you. I'll be as ready, With one hour's stay, to go along with you., Creon. Thou must not, woman, there are years behind, Before thou canst set forward in this voyage ; And nature, sure, will now be kind to all : She has a quarrel in't, a cruel law Seeks to prevent her, she will therefore fight in't, And draw out life even to her longest thread :, Thou art scarce fifty-five. Ant. So many morrows ! Those five remaining years I'll turn to days, To hours, or minutes, for your company. 'Tis fit that you and I, being man and wife, Should walk together arm in arm. Sim. I hope They'll go together ; I would they would, i'faith, Then would her thirds be saved too. [Aside.'}. The day goes away, sir. Creon. Why wouldst thou have me gone, Simonides ? Sim. O my heart ! Would you have me gone before you, sir, You give me such a deadly wound ? Clean. Fine rascal ! Sim. Blemish my duty so with such a question ? Sir, I would haste me to the duke for mercy ; He that's above the law may mitigate The rigour of the law. How a good meaning May be corrupted by a misconstruction ! Creon. Thou corrupt'st mine ; I did not think thou mean'st so. Clean. You were in the more error. [Aside.. Sim. The words wounded me. Clean. 'Twas pity thou died'st not on't: Sim. I have been ransacking the helps of law, Conferring with these learned advocates : 002. 564 THE OLD LAW. If any scruple, cause, or wrested sense Could have been found out to preserve your life, It had been bought, though with your full estate, Your life's so precious to me ! but there's none, i Law. Sir, we have canvass 'd her from top to toe, Turn'd her upside down, thrown her upon her side, Nay, open'd and dissected all her entrails, Yet can find none : there's nothing to be hoped, But the duke's mercy. Sim. I know the hope of that ; He did not make the law for that purpose. Creon. Then to this hopeless mercy last I go; ; I have so many precedents before me, ! I must call it hopeless : Antigona, See me delivered up unto my deathsman, I And then we'll part ; five years hence I'll look for thee. Sim. I hope she will not stay so long behind you. {Aside. Creon. Do not bate him an hour by grief and sorrow, j Since there's a day prefix'd, hasten it not. ; Suppose me sick, Antigona, dying now, Any disease thou wilt may be my end, Or when death's slow to come, say tyrants send. {Exeunt Creon and Antigona. Sim. Cleanthes, if you want money, to- morrow use me ; I'll trust you while your father's dead. {Exit, with the Lawyers. Clean. Why, here's a villain, Able to corrupt a thousand by example ! Does the kind root bleed out his liveli- hood In parent distribution to his branches, Adorning them with all his glorious fruits, Proud that his pride is seen when he's un- seen ; And must not gratitude descend again, To comfort his old limbs in fruitless winter ? Improvident, or at least partial nature ! (Weak woman in this kind, ) who, in thy last teeming, Forgettest still the former, ever making The burthen of thy last throes the dearest darling ! O yet in noble man reform [reform] it, And make us better than those vegetives, Whose souls die with them. Nature, as thou art old, If love and justice be not dead in thee, Make some the pattern of thy piety ; Lest all do turn unnaturally against thee, And thou be blamed for our oblivious Enter Leonides and Hippolita. And brutish reluctations ! Ay, here's the ground Whereon my filial faculties must build An edifice of honour, or of shame, To all mankind. Hip. You must avoid it, sir, If there be any love within yourself : This is far more than fate of a lost game That another venture may restore again ; It is your life, which you should not subject To any cruelty, if you can preserve it. Clean. O dearest woman, thou hast doubled now A thousand times thy nuptial dowry to me ! Why, she whose love is but derived from me, Is got before me in my debted duty. Hip. Are you thinking such a resolution, sir? Clean. Sweetest Hippolita, what love taught thee To be so forward in so good a cause ? Hip. Mine own pity, sir, did first instruct me, And then your love and power did both command me. Clean. They were all blessed angels to direct thee ; And take their counsel. How do you fare, sir? Leon. Cleanthes, never better ; I have conceived Such a new joy within this old bosom, As I did never think would there have en- ter'd. Clean. Joy call you it ? alas ! 'tis sorrow, sir, The worst of sorrows, sorrow unto death. Leon. Death! what is that, Cleanthes? I thought not on't, I was in contemplation of this woman : 'Tis all thy comfort, son ; thou hast in her A treasure invaluable, keep her safe. When I die, sure 'twill be a gentle death, For I will die with wonder of her virtues ; Nothing else shall dissolve me. Clean. 'Twere much better, sir, Could you prevent their malice. Leon. I'll prevent them. And die the way I told thee, in the wonder Of this good woman. I tell thee there's few men Have such a child : I must thank thee for her. That the strong tie of wedlock should do i more, THE OLD LAW. 565 up Than nature in her nearest ligaments Of blood and propagation ! I should never Have begot such a daughter of my own : A daughter-in-law ! law were above nature, Were there more such children. Clean. This admiration Helps nothing to your safety ; think of that, sir. Leon. Had you heard her, Cleanthes, but labour In the search of means to save my forfeit life, And knew the wise and the sound preserva- tions That she found out, you would redouble all My wonder, in your love to her. Clean. The thought, The very thought, sir, claims all that from me, And she is now possest oft : but, good sir, If you have aught received from her advice, Let's follow it ; or else let's better think. And take the surest course. Leon. I'll tell thee one ; She counsels me to fly my severe country ; To turn all into treasure, and there build u My decaying fortunes in a safer soil, Where Epire's law cannot claim me. Clean. And, sir, I apprehend it as a safest course, And may be easily accomplished ; Let us be all most expeditious. Every country where we breathe will be our own, Or better soil ; heaven is the roof of all, And now, as Epire's situate by this law, There is 'twixt us and heaven a dark eclipse. Hip. Oh, then avoid it, sir ; these sad events Follow those black predictions. Leon. I prithee peace ; I do allow thy love, Hippolita, But must not follow it as counsel, child ; I must not shame my country for the law. This country here hath bred me, brought me up, And shall I now refuse a grave in her ? I am in my second infancy, and children Ne'er sleep so sweetly in their nurse's cradle, As in their natural mother's. Hip. Ay, but, sir, She is unnatural ; then the stepmother's To be preferr'd before her. Leon. Tush ! she shall Allow it me in despite of her entrails. Why, do you think how far from judgment 'tis, That I should travel forth to seek a grave That is already digg'd for me at home, Nay, perhaps find it in my way to seek it ? How have I then sought a repentant sorrow ? For your dear loves, how have I banish'd you From your country ever? With my base. attempt, How have I beggar'd you in wasting that Which only for your sakes I bred together ;; Buried my name in Epire which I built Upon this frame, to live for ever in ? What a base coward shall I be, to fly from. That enemy which every minute meets me, And thousand odds he had not long van- quish'd me Before this hour of battle ! Fly my death 1 I will not be so false unto your states, Nor fainting to the man that's yet in me : I'll meet him bravely ; I cannot (this know- ing) fear That, when I am gone hence, I shall be there, Come, I have days of preparation left. Clean. Good sir, hear me : I have a genius that has prompted me, And I have almost form'd it into words 'Tis done, pray you observe them ; I can conceal you ; And yet not leave your country. Leon. Tush ! it cannot be, Without a certain peril on us all. Clean. Danger must be hazarded, rather than accept A sure destruction. You have a lodge, sir. So far remote from way of passengers, That seldom any mortal eye does greet with't; And yet so sweetly situate with thickets, Built with such cunning labyrinths within, As if the provident heavens, foreseeing cruelty, Had bid you frame it to this purpose only. Leon. Fie, fie ! 'tis dangerous, and trea- son too, To abuse the law. Hip. 'Tis holy care, sir, Of your dear life, which is your own to keep, But not your own to lose, either in will Or negligence. Clean. Call you it treason, sir ? I had been then a traitor unto you, Had I forgot this ; beseech you, accept of it ; It is secure, and a duty to yourself. Leon. What a coward will you make me ! Clean. You mistake ; Tis noble courage, now you fight with death ; And yield not to him till you stoop under him. Leon. This must needs open to discovery, And then what torture follows ? Clean. By what means, sir? Why, there is but one body in all this counsel. 5 66 THE OLD LAW. Which cannot betray itself : we two are one, One soul, one body, one heart, that think one thought ; And yet we two are not completely one, But as I have derived myself from you. Who shall betray us where there is no second? Hip. You must not mistrust my faith, though my sex plead Weakness and frailty for me. Leon. Oh, I dare not. But where's the means that must make answer for me ? I cannot be lost without a full account, And what must pay that reckoning ? Clean. Oh, sir, we will Keep solemn obits for your funeral ; We'll seem to weep, and seem to joy withal, That death so gently has prevented you 'The law's sharp rigour ; and this no mortal ear shall Participate the knowledge of. Leon. Ha, ha, ha ! This will be a sportive fine demur, If the error be not found. Clean. Pray doubt of none. Your company and best provision, Must be no further furnish'd than by us ; And, in the interim, your solitude may Converse with heaven, and fairly [so] prepare [For that] which was too violent and raging Thrown headlong on you. Leon. Still, there are some doubts Of the discovery ; yet I do allow it. Hip. Will you not mention now the cost and charge, Which will be in your keeping ! Leon. That will be somewhat, Which you might save too. Clean. With his will against him, What foe is more to man than man himself? Are you resolved, sir? Leon. I am, Cleanthes : If by this means I do get a reprieve, And cozen death awhile, when he shall come Armed in his own power to give the blow, I'll smile upon him then, and laughing go. \_Exeunt. ACT II. SCENE I. Before the Palace. Enter Evander, Courtiers, and Cratilus. Evan. Executioner ! Crat. My lord. Evan. How did old Diodes take his death? Crat. As weeping brides receive their joys at night ; With trembling, yet with patience. Evan. Why, 'twas well, i Court. Nay, I knew my father would do well, my lord, Whene'er he came to die ; I'd that opinion of him, Which made me the more willing to part from him ; He was not fit to live in the world, indeed Any time these ten years, my lord, But I would not say so much. Evan. No! you did not well in 't, For he that's all spent, is ripe for death at all hours, And does but trifle time out. 1 Court. Troth, my lord, I would I'd known your mind nine years ago. Evan. Our law is fourscore years, because we judge Dotage complete then, as unfruitfulness In women, at threescore ; marry, if the son Can, within compass, bring good solid proofs Of his own father's weakness, and unfitness To live, or sway the living, though he want five Or ten years of his number, that's not it ; His defect makes him fourscore, and 'tis fit He dies when he deserves ; for every act Is in effect then, when the cause is ripe. 2 Court. An admirable prince ! how rarely he talks ! Oh that we'd known this, lads ! What a time did we endure In two-penny commons, and in boots twice vamp'd ! 1 Court. Now we have two pair a week, and yet not thankful ; 'Twill be a fine world for them, sirs, that come after us. 2 Court. Ay, an they knew it. 1 Court. Peace, let them never know it. 3 Court. A pox, there be young heirs will soon smell't out. 2 Court. Twill come to them by instinct, man : may your grace Never be old, you stand so well for youth ! Evan. Why now, methinks, our court looks like a spring, Sweet, fresh, and fashionable, now the old weeds are gone. i Court. It is as a court should be : Gloss and good clothes, my lord, no matter for merit ; And herein your law proves a provident act, When men pass not the palsy of their tongues, Nor colour in their cheeks. THE OLD LAW. 567 Evan. But women, By that law, should live long, for they're ne'er past it. i Court. It will have heats though, when they see the painting Go an inch deep i'the wrinkle, and take up A box more than their gossips : but for men, my lord, That should be the sole bravery of a palace, To walk with hollow eyes and long white beards, As if a prince dwelt in a land of goats ; With clothes as if they sat on their backs on purpose To arraign a fashion, and condemn't to exile; Their pockets in their sleeves, as if they laid Their ear to avarice, and heard the devil whisper ! Now ours lie downward, here, close to the flank ; Right spending pockets, as a son's should be, That lives i'the fashion ; where our diseased fathers, Worried with the sciatica and aches, Brought up your paned hose first, which ladies laugh' d at, | Giving no reverence to the place lies ruin'd : They love a doublet that's three hours a buttoning, And sits so close makes a man groan again, And his soul mutter half a day ; yet these are those, That carry sway and worth : prick'd up in clothes, Why should we fear our rising ? Evan. You but wrong : Our kindness, and your own deserts, to doubt on't. Has not our law made you rich before your time ? Our countenance then can make you honour- able, i Court. We'll spare for no cost, sir, to appear worthy. Evan. Why you're i'the noble way then, for the most Are but appearers ; worth itself is lost, And bravery stands for't. Enter Creon, Antigona, and Simonides. 1 Court. Look, look, who comes here ! I smell death, and another courtier, Simonides. 2 Court. Sim ! Sim. Pish ! I'm not for you yet, Your company's too costly ; after the old man's Dispatch'd, I shall have time to talk with you Ishallcome into the fashion you shall see too, After a day or two ; in the mean time, '. am not for your company. Evan. Old Creon, you have been expected long; 5ure you're above fourscore. Sim. Upon my life, Not four and twenty hours,- my lord ; I search'd The church-book yesterday. Does your grace think "d let my father wrong the law, my lord ? Twere pity o" my life then ! no, your act Shall not receive a minute's wrong by him, While I live, sir; andhe'sso just himself too, know he would not offer' t : here he stands. Creon. 'Tisjust I die, indeed; for I confess [ am troublesome to life now, and the state an hope for nothing worthy from me now, Either in force or counsel ; I've o' late Employ 'd myself quite from the world, and he That once begins to serve his Maker faith- fully, an never serve a worldly prince well after ; 'Tis clean another way. Ant. Oh, give not confidence To all he speaks, my lord, in his own injury. His preparation only for the next world, Makes him talk wildly, to his wrong, of this; He is not lost in judgment. Sim. She spoils all again. [Aside. Ant. Deserving any way for state employ- ment. Sim. Mother Ant. His very household laws prescribed at home by him, Are able to conform seven Christian king- doms, They are so wise and virtuous. Sim. Mother, I say Ant. I know your laws extend not to desert, sir, But to unnecessary years ; and, my lord, His are not such ; though they show white, they are worthy, Judicious, able, and religious. Sim. Mother, I'll help you to a courtier of nineteen. Ant. Away, unnatural ! Sim. Then I am no fool, sure, For to be natural at such a time Were a fool's part, indeed. Ant. Your grace's pity, And 'tis but fit and just. Creon. The law, my lord, And that's the justest way. Sim. Well said, father, i'faith ! Thou wert ever juster than my mother still. 568 THE OLD LAW. Evan. Come hither, sir. Sim. My lord. Evan. What are those orders ? Ant. Worth observation, sir, So please you hear them read. Sim. The woman speaks she knows not what, my lord : He make a law, poor man! he bought a TABLE, indeed, Only to learn to die by't, there's the busi- 1 Court. Some funeral, It seems, my lord ; and young Cleanthes follows. Enter a Funeral Procession ; the hearse fol- lowed by Cleanthes and Hippolita, gaily dressed. Evan. Cleanthes ! 2 Court. 'Tis, my lord, and in the place Of a chief mourner too, butstrangely habited. ness, now ; Evan. Yet suitable to his behaviour ; Wherein there are some precepts for a son mark it ; too, He comes all the way smiling, do you ob- How he should learn to live, but I ne'er | serve it ; look'd on't : j I never saw a corse so joyfully followed : For, when he's dead, I shall live well enough, Light colours and light cheeks ! who should And keep a better TABLE than that, I trow. this be ? Evan. And is that all, sir ? Sim. All, I vow, my lord ; Save a few running admonitions Upon cheese-trenchers, as Take heed of whoring, s/iun it ; ' Tis like a cheese too strong of the runnet. 'Tis a thing worth resolving. Sim. One, belike, That doth participate this our present joy. Evan. Cleanthes. Clean. Oh, my lord ! Evan. He laugh'd outright now ; And such calves' maws of wit and admonition, Was ever such a contrariety seen Good to catch mice with, but not sons and In natural courses yet, nay profess'd openly ? heirs ; i Court. I have known a widow laugh They are not so easily caught. Evan. Agent for death ! Crat. Your will, my lord ? Evan. Take hence that pile of years, Forfeit before with unprofitable age, And, with the rest, from the high promon- tory, Cast him into the sea. Creon. 'Tis noble justice ! [Exit Crat. with Creon. Ant. 'Tis cursed tyranny ! Sim. Peace ! take heed, mother ; You've but short time to be cast down your- self; And let a young courtier do't, an you be wise, In the mean time. Ant. Hence, slave ! Sim. Well, seven-and-fifty, You have but three years to scold, then comes your payment. {Exit Antigona. 1 Court. Simonides. Sim. Pish, I'm not brave enough to hold you talk yet, Give a man time, I have a suit a making. 2 Court. We love thy form first ; brave clothes will come, man. Sim. I'll make them come else, with a mischief to them, As other gallants do, that have less left them. closely, my lord, Under her handkerchief, when t'other part Of her old face has wept like rain in sun- shine ; But all the face to laugh apparently, Evan. Hark ! what's that ? [Recorders within. whence those sounds ? Was never seen yet. Sim. Yes, mine did once. Clean. 'Tis, of a heavy time, the joy- full'st day That ever son was born to. Evan. How can that be ? Clean. I joy to make it plain, my father's dead. Evan. Dead ! 2 Court. Old Leonides ! Clean. In his last month dead : He beguiled cruel law the sweetliest, That ever age was blest to. It grieves me that a tear should fall upon't, Being a thing so joyful, but his memory Will work it out, I see ; when his poor heart broke, I did not do so much : but leap'd for joy So mountingly, I touch'd the stars, me- th ought ; I would not hear of blacks, I was so light, But chose a colour, orient like my mind : For blacks are often such dissembling mourners, There is no credit given to't ; it has lost All reputation by false sons and widows. Now I would have men know what I re- semble, THE OLD LAW. 569 A truth, indeed ; 'tis joy clad like a joy, Which is more honest than a cunning grief, That's only faced with sables for a show, But gawdy-hearted : When I saw death come So ready to deceive you, sir, forgive me, I could not choose but be entirely merry, And yet to see now ! of a sudden, Naming but death, I shew myself a mortal, That's never constant to one passion long. I wonder whence that tear came, when I smiled In the production on't ; sorrow's a thief, That can, when joy looks on, steal forth a grief. But, gracious leave, my lord ; when I've perform'd My last poor duty to my father's bones, I shall return your servant. Evan. Well, perform it, The law is satisfied ; they can but die : And by his death, Cleanthes, you gain well, A rich and fair revenue. {Flourish. Exeunt Duke, Courtiers, &c. Sim. I would I had e'en Another father, condition he did the like. Clean. I have past it bravely now ; how blest was I, To have the duke in sight ! now 'tis con- firm'd, Past fear or doubts confirm'd : on, on I say, Him that brought me to man, I bring to clay. {Exit Funeral Procession, followed by Cleanthes and Hippolita. Sim. I am rapt now in a contemplation, Even at the very sight of yonder hearse ; I do but think what a fine thing 'tis now To live, and follow some seven uncles thus, As many cousin-germans, and such people, That will leave legacies ; pox ! I'd see them hang'd else, Ere I'd follow one of them, an they could find the way. Now I've enough to begin to be horrible covetous. Enter Butler, Tailor, Bailiff, Cook, Coach- man, and Footman. But. We come to know your worship's pleasure, sir, Having long serv'd your father, how your good will Stands towards our entertainment. Sim. Not a jot, i'faith : My father wore cheap garments, he might do't ; I shall have all my clothes come home to- morrow, They will eat up all you, an there were more of you, sirs. To keep you six at livery, and still munching ! Tail. Why, I'm a tailor ; you have most need of me, sir. Sim. Thou mad'st my father's clothes, that I confess ; But what son and heir will have his father's tailor, Unless he have a mind to be well laugh' d at? Thou'st been so used to wide long-side things, that when I come to truss, I shall have the waist of my doublet Lie on my buttocks, a sweet sight ! But. I a butler. Sim. There's least need of thee, fellow ; I shall ne'er drink at home, I shall be so drunk abroad. But. But a cup of small beer will do well next morning, sir. Sim. I grant you ; but what need I keep so big a knave for a cup of small beer ? Cook. Butler, you have your answer: marry, sir, a cook I know your mastership cannot be without. Sim. The more ass art thou to think so ; for what should I do with a mountebank, no drink in my house ? the banishing the butler might have been a warning for thee, unless thou mean'st to choak me. Cook. In the meantime you have choak'd' me, methinks. Bail. These are superfluous vanities, indeed, And so accounted of in these days, sir ; But then, yourbailiff to receive your rents Sim. I prithee hold thy tongue, fellow, I shall take a course to spend them faster than thou canst reckon them ; 'tis not the rents must serve my turn, unless I mean to be laugh'd at ; if a man should be seen out of slash-me, let him ne'er look to be a right gallant. But, sirrah, with whom is your business ? Coach. Your good mastership. Sim. You have stood silent all this while, like men That know your strengths : in these days, none of you Can want employment ; you can win me' wagers, Footman, in running races. Foot. I dare boast it, sir. Sim. And when my bets are all come in, and store, Then, coachman, you can hurry me to my whore. Coach. I'll firk them into foam else. 57 THE OLD LAW. Sim. Speaks brave matter : And I'll firk some too, or't shall cost hot water. [Exeunt Simonides, Coachman, and Footman. Cook. Why, here's an. age to make a cook a ruffian, . And scald the devil indeed ! do strange mad things, Make mutton-pasties of dog's flesh, Bake snakes for lamprey pies, and cats for conies. But. Come, will you be ruled by a butler's advice once ? for \ve must make up our for- tunes somewhere now, as the case stands : let's e'en, therefore, go seek out widows of nine and fifty, an we can, that's within a year of their deaths, and so we shall be sure to be quickly rid of them ; for a year's enough of conscience to be troubled with a wife, for any man living. Cook. Oracle butler ! oracle butler ! he puts down all the doctors o' the name. \Exeunt. SCENE II. A room in Creon's House. Enter Eugenia and Parthenia. Eug. Parthenia. Parth. Mother. Eug. I shall be troubled This six months with an old clog; would the law Had been cut one year shorter ! Parth. Did you call, forsooth ? Eug. Yes, you must make some spoonmeat for your father, [Exit Parthenia. And warm three nightcaps for him. Out upon't ! The mere conceit turns a young woman's stomach. His slippers must be warm'd, in August too, And his gown girt to him in the very dog-days, When every mastiff lolls out's tongue for heat. Would not this vex a beauty of nineteen now? Alas ! I should be tumbling in cold baths now, Under each armpit a fine bean-flower bag, To screw out whiteness when I list And some sev'n of the properest men in the dukedom Making a banquet ready i' the next room for rne ; Where he that gets the first kiss is envie"d, And stands upon his guard a fortnight after. This is a life for nineteen ! 'tis but justice : For old men, whose great acts stand in their minds, And nothing in their bodies, do ne'er think A woman young enough for their desire ; -And we young wenches, that have mother- wits, And love to many muck first, and man after, Do never think old men are old enough, That we may soon be rid o' them ; there's our quittance. I've waited for the happyhour this two years, And, if death be so unkind to let him live still, All that time I have lost. Enter Courtiers. 1 Court. Young lady ! 2 Court. O sweet precious bud of beauty ! Troth, she smells over all the house, me- thinks. i Court. The sweetbriar's but a counter- feit to her It does exceed you only in the prickle, But that it shall not long, if you'll be ruled, lady. Eug. What means this sudden visitation, gentlemen ? So passing well perfumed too ! who's your milliner? i Court. Love, and thy beaiity, widow. Eug. Widow, sir? 1 Court. 'Tis sure, and that's as good : in troth we're suitors ; We come a wooing, wench ; plain dealing's best. Eug. A wooing ! what, before my hus- band's dead? 2 Court. Let's lose no time ; six months will have an end ; I know't by all the bonds that e'er I made yet. Eug. That's a sure knowledge ; but it holds not here, sir. i Court. Do not we know the craft of you young tumblers ? That when you wed an old man, you think upon Another husband as you are marrying of him ; We, knowing your thoughts, made bold to see you. Enter Simonides richly drest, and Coachman. Eug. How wondrous right he speaks ! 'twas my thought, indeed. Sim. By your leave, sweet widow, do you lack any gallants ? Eug. Widow, again ! 'tis a comfort to be call'd so. 1 Court. Who's this ? Simonides ? 2 Court. Brave Sim, i' faith ! Sim. Coachman ! Coach. Sir. THE OLD LAW. Sim. Have an especial care of my new mares ; They say, sweet widow, he that loves a horse well, Must needs love a widow well. When dies thy husband ? Is't not July next ? Eug. Oh, you are too hot, sir ! Pray cool yourself, and take September with you. Sim. September ! oh, I was but two bows wide. i Court. Simonides. Sim. I can entreat you, gallants, I'm in fashion too. Enter Lysander. Lys. Ha ! whence this herd of folly ? what ' are you ? Sim. WelJ-willers to your wife : pray 'tend your book, sir ; We've nothing to say to you, you may go die, For here be those in place that can supply. Lys. What's thy wild business here ? Sim. Old man, I'll tell thee ; I come to beg the reversion of thy wife : I think these gallants be of my mind too. But thou art but a dead man, therefore what should a man do talking with thee ? Come, widow, stand to your tackling. Lys. Impious blood-hounds ! Sim. Let the ghost talk, ne'er mind him. Lys. Shames of nature ! Sim. Alas, poor ghost ! consider what the man is. Lys. Monsters unnatural ! you that have been covetous Of your own father's death, gape you for mine now? Cannot a poor old man, that now can reckon Even all the hours he has to live, live quiet, For such wild beasts as these, that neither hold A certainty of good within themselves, But scatter others' comforts that are ripen'd For holy uses ? is hot youth so hasty, It will not give an old man leave to die, And leave a widow first, but will make one, The husband looking on ? May your de- structions Come all in hasty figures to your souls ! Your wealth depart in haste, to overtake Your honesties, that died when you were infants ! Mayyour maleseed be hasty spendthrifts too, Your daughters hasty sinners, and diseased Ere they be thought at years to welcome misery ! And may you never know what leisure is, But at repentance ! I am too uncharitable, Too foul ; I must go cleanse myself with prayers. These are the plagues of fondness to old men, We're punish'd home with what we dote upon. [Exit. Sim. So, so ! the ghost is vanish'd : now, your answer, lady. Eug. Excuse me, gentlemen ; 'twere as much impudence In me, to give you a kind answer yet, As madness to produce a churlish one. I could say now, come a month hence, sweet gentlemen, Or two, or three, or when you will, indeed ; But I say no such thing : I set no time, Nor is it mannerly to deny any. I'll carry an even hand to all the world : Let other women make what haste they will, What's that to me? but I profess unfeignedly, I'll have my husband dead before I marry ; Ne'er look for other answer at my hands. Sim. Would he were hang'd, for my part, looks for other ! Eug. I'm at a word. Sim. And I am at a blow, then ; I'll lay you o' the lips, and leave you. [Kisses her. i Court. Well struck, Sim. Sim. He that dares say he'll mend it, I'll strike him. i Court. He would betray himself to be a botcher, That goes about to mend it. Eug. Gentlemen, You know my mind ; I bar you not my house : But if you choose out hours more seasonably, You may have entertainment. Re-enter Parthenia. Sim. What will she do hereafter, when she is a widow, Keeps open house' already? [Exeunt Simonides and Courtiers. J5,ug. How now, girl ! Parth. Those feather 'd fools that hither took their flight, Have grieved my father much. Eug. Speak well of youth, wench, While thou'st a day to live ; 'tis youth must make thee, And when youth fails, wise women will make it ; But always take age first, to make thee rich : That was my counsel ever, and then youth Will make thee sport enough all thy life after. 572 THE OLD LAW. 'Tis the time's policy, wench; what is't to j Against his will too : he's the quietest man, bide j Especially in bed. A little hardness for a pair of years, or so ? ! Hip. Be comforted. A man whose only strength lies in his Eug. How can I, lady? None know the terror of an husband's loss, But they that fear to lose him. Hip. Fain would I keep it in, but 'twill not be ; She is my kinswoman, and I am pitiful. I must impart a good, if I know it once, ~"o them that stand in need on't ; I'm like breath, Weakness in all parts else, thy bedfellow, A cough o' the lungs, or say a wheezing matter ; Then shake off chains, and dance all thy life after ? 1 1 Parth. Every one to their liking ; but I I T say An honest man's worth all, be he young or Yon< fray. er s my cousin. {Exit. Enter Hippolita. Eug. Art, I must use thee now ; Dissembling is the best help for a virtue, That ever women had ; it saves their credit oft. Hip. How now, cousin ! "What, weeping? Eug. Can you blame me, when the time Of my dear love and husband now draws on? I study funeral tears against the day I must be a sad widow. Hip. In troth, Eugenia, I have cause to weep too ; But, when I visit, I come comfortably, And look to be so quited : yet more sob- bing? Eug. Oh! The greatest part of your affliction's past, The worst of mine's to come ; I have one to die; Your husband's father is dead, and fixed in his Eternal peace, past the sharp tyrannous blow. Hip. You must use patience, coz. Eug. Tell me of patience ! Hip. You have example for't, in me and many. Eug. Yours was a father-in-law, but mine a husband : O, for a woman that could love, and live With an old man, mine is a jewel, cousin ; So quietly he lies by one, so still ! Hip. Alas ! I have a secret lodged within me, Which now will out in pity : I cannot hold. {Aside. Eug. One that will not disturb me in my sleep For a whole month together, less it be With those diseases age is subject to, As aches, coughs, and pains, and these, Loves not to banquet with a joy alone, My friends must partake too. [Aside.'] Prithee, cease, cousin ; If your love be so boundles^, which is rare, In a young woman, in these days, I tell you, To one so much past service as your hus- band, There is a way to beguile law, and help you ;. My husband found it out first. Eug. Oh, sweet cousin ! Hip. You may conceal him, and give out his death Within the time ; order his funeral too ; We had it so for ours, I praise heav'n for't, And he's alive and safe. Eug. O blessed coz, How thou revivest me ! Hip. We daily see The good old man, and feed him twice a day. Methinks, it is the sweetest joy to cherish him, That ever life yet shew'd me. Eug. So should I think, A dainty thing to nurse an old man well ! Hip. And then we have his prayers and daily blessing ; And we two live so lovingly upon it, His son and I, and so contentedly, You cannot think unless you tasted on't. Eug. No, I warrant you. Oh, loving cousin, What a great sorrow hast thou eased me of? A thousand thanks go with thee ! Hip. I have a suit to you, I must not have you weep when I am gone. \Exit. Eug. No, if I do ne'er trust me. Easy fool, Thou hast put thyself into my power for ever ; Take heed of aneerinjr of me : I conceal ! 'ake heed of angering feign a funeral ! I k< .eep my husband heaven knows, 'Las ! I've been thinking any time these two years, I have kept him too long already. I'll go count o'er my suitors, that's my business, THE OLD LAW. 573 And prick the man down ; I've six months to do't, But could dispatch it in one, were I put to't. {Exit. ACT III. SCENE I. Before the Church. F.nter Gnotho and Clerk. Gnoth. You have search'd over the parish- chronicle, sir? Clerk. Yes, sir ; I have found out the true age and date of the party you wot on. Gnoth. Pray you, be cover'd, sir. Clerk. When you have shewed me the way, sir. Gnoth. Oh, sir, remember yourself, you are a clerk. Clerk. A small clerk, sir. Gnoth. Likely to be the wiser man, sir ; for your greatest clerks are not always so, as 'tis reported. Clerk. You are a great man in the parish, sir. Gnoth. I understand myself so much the better, sir ; for all the best in the parish pay duties to the clerk, and I would owe you none, sir. Clerk. Since you'll have it so, I'll be the first to hide my head. Gnoth. Mine is a capcase : now to our busi- ness in hand. Good luck, I hope ; I long to be resolved. Clerk. Look you, sir, this is that cannot deceive you : This is the dial that goes ever true ; You may say ipse dixit upon this witness, And it is good in law too. Gnoth. Pray you, let's hear what it speaks. Clerk. Mark, sir. Agatha, the daughter of Pollux, (this is your wife's name, and the name of her father,) born Gnoth. Whose daughter, say you? Clerk. The daughter of Pollux. Gnoth. I take it his name was Bollux. Clerk. Pollux the orthography, I assure you, sir ; the word is corrupted else. Gnoth. Well, on sir, of Pollux ; now come on, Castor. Clerk. Born in an. 1540, and now 'tis 99. By this infallible record, sir, (let me see,) she's now just fifty-nine, and wants but one. Gnoth. I am sorry she wants so much. Clerk. Why, sir? alas, 'tis nothing ; 'tis but so many' months, so many weeks, so many Gnoth. Do not deduct it to days, 'twill be the more tedious ; and to measure it by hourglasses were intolerable. Clerk. Do not think on it, sir ; half the time goes away in sleep, 'tis half the year in nights. Gnoth. O, you mistake me, neighbour, I am loth to leave the good old woman ; if j she were gone now it would not grieve me, for what is a year, alas, but a lingering tor- ment? and were it not better she were out of her pain ? It must needs be a grief to us both. Clerk. I would I knew how to ease you, neighbour ! Gnoth. You speak kindly, truly, and if you say but Amen to it, (which is a word that I know you are perfect in,) it might be done. Clerks are the most indifferent honest men, for to the marriage of your enemy, or the burial of your friend, the curses or the bless- ings to you are all one ; you say Amen to all. Clerk. With a better will to the one than the other, neighbour : but I shall be glad to say Amen to anything might do you a j pleasure. Gnoth. There is, first, something above your duty : [Gives him money.'] now I would have you set forward the clock a little, to help the old woman out of her pain. Clerk. I will speak to the sexton ; but the day will go ne'er the faster for that. Gnoth. Oh, neighbour, you do not conceit me, not the jack of the clock-house ; the hand of the dial, I mean. Come, I know you, being a great clerk, cannot choose but have the art to cast a figure. Clerk. Never, indeed, neighbour ; I never ; had the judgment to cast a figure. Gnoth. I'll shew you on the back side of your book, look you, what figure's this? Clerk. Four with a cipher, that's forty. Gnoth. So ! forty ; what's this, now ? Clerk. The cipher is turn'd into 9 by add- ing the tail, which makes forty-nine. Gnoth. Very well understood : what is't now? Clerk. The four is turn'd into three ; 'tis now thirty-nine. Gnoth. Very well understood ; and can you do this again ? Clerk. Oh ! easily, sir. Gnoth. A wager of that ! let me see the place of my wife's age again. Clerk. Look you, sir, 'tis here, 1540. Gnoth. Forty drachmas, you do not turn that forty into thirty-nine. Clerk. A match with you. Gnoth. Done ! and you shall keep stakes j yourself : there they are. Clerk. A firm match but stay, sir, now I 574 THE OLD LAW. consider it, I shall add a year to your wife's age ; let me see Scirophorion the 17, and now 'tis Hecatombaion the n. If I alter this, your wife will have but a month to live by law. Gnoth. That's all one, sir ; either do it, or pay me my wager. Clerk. Will you lose your wife before you lose your wager ? Gnct/i. A man may get two wives before half so much money by them ; will you do it? Clerk. I hope you will conceal me, for 'tis fiat corruption. Gnoth. Nay, sir, I would have you keep counsel ; for I lose my money by't, and should be laugh'd at for my labour, if it should be known. Clerk. Well, sir, there ! 'tis done ; as per- fect a 39 as can be found in black and white : but mum, sir, there's danger in this figure- casting. Gnoth. Ay, sir, I know that : better men than you have been thrown over the bar for as little ; the best is, you can be but thrown out of the belfry. Enter the Cook, Tailor, Bailiff, and Butler. Clerk. Lock close, here comes company ; asses have ears as well as pitchers. Cook. Oh, Gnotho, how is't? here's a trick of discarded cards of us ! we were rank'd with coats, as long as old master lived. Gnoth. And is this then the end of serving- men? Cook. Yes, 'faith, this is the end of serving men : a wise man were better serve one God than all the men in the world. Gnoth. 'Twas well spoke of a cook. And are all fallen into fasting-days and Ember- weeks, that cooks are out of use ? Tail. And all tailors will be cut into lists and shreds , if this world hold, we shall grow both out of request. But. And why not butlers as well as tailors? if they can go naked, let them neither eat nor drink. Clerk. That's strange, methinks, a lord should turn away his tailor, of all men : and how dost thou, tailor ? Tail. I do so, so ; but, indeed, all our wants are long of this publican, my lord's bailiff ; for had he been rent-gatherer still, our places had held together still, that are now seam-rent, nay crack'd in the whole piece. Bail. Sir, if my lord had not sold his lands that claim his rents, I should still have been the rent-gatherer. Cook. The truth is, except the coachman and the footman, all serving-men are out of request. Gnoth. Nay, say not so, for you were never in more request than now, for request- ing is but a kind of a begging ; for when you say, I beseech your worship's charity, 'tis all one as if you say I request it ; and in that kind of requesting, I am sure serving- men were never in more request. Cook. Troth, he says true : well, let that pass, we are upon a better adventure. I see, Gnotho, you have been before us ; we came to deal with this merchant for some commodities. Clerk. With me, sir? anything that I can. But. Nay, we have looked out our wives already : marry, to you we come to know the prices, that is, to know their ages ; for so much reverence we bear to age, that the more they shall be the more dear to us. Tail. The truth is, every man has laid by his widow ; so they be lame enough, blind enough, and old enough, 'tis good enough. Clerk. I keep the town-stock ; if you can but name them, I can tell their ages to a day. All. We can tell their fortunes to an hour, then. Clerk. Only you must pay for turning of the leaves. Cook. Oh, bountifully. Come, mine first. But. The butler before the cook, while you live ; there's few that eat before they drink in a morning. Tail. Nay, then the tailor puts in his needle of priority, for men do clothe them- selves before they either drink or eat. Bail. I will strive for no place ; the longer ere I marry my wife, the older she will be, and nearer her end and my ends. Clerk. I will serve you all, gentlemen, if you will have patience. Gnoth. I commend your modesty, sir; you are a bailiff, whose place is to come be- hind other men, as it were in the bum of all the rest. Bail. So, sir ! and you were about this business too, seeking out for a widow ? Gnoth. Alack ! no, sir ; I am a married j man, and have those cares upon me that j you would fain run into. Bail. What, an old rich wife ! any man in this age desires such a care. Gnoth. 'Troth, sir, I'll put a venture with you, if you will ; I have a lusty old quean to my wife, sound of wind and limb, yet I'll give out to take three for one at the mar- I riage of my second wife. THE OLD LAW. 575 Bail. Ay, sir, but how near is she to the law? Gnoth. Take that at hazard, sir ; there must be time, you know, to get a new. Unsight, unseen, I take three to one. Bail. Two to one I'll give, if she have but two teeth in her head. Gnoth. A match ; there's five drachmas for ten at my next wife. Bail. A match. Cook. I shall be fitted bravely: fifty- eight, and upwards ; 'tis but a year and a half, and I may chance make friends, and beg a year of the duke. But. Hey, boys ! I am made sir butler ; my wife that shall be wants but two months of her time ; it shall be one ere I marry her, and then the next will be a honey moon. Tail. I outstrip you all ; I shall have but six weeks of Lent, if I get my widow, and then comes eating-tide, plump and gorgeous. Gnoth. This tailor will be a man, if ever there were any. Bail. Now comes my turn, I hope, good- man Finis, you that are still at the end of all, with a so be it. Well now, sirs, do you venture there as I have done ; and I'll ven- ture here after you : Good luck, I beseech thee ! Clerk. Amen, sir. Bail. That deserves a fee already there 'tis ; please me, and have a batter. Clerk. Amen, sir. Cook. How, two for one at your next wife! is the old one living? Gnoth. You have a fair match, I offer you no foul one ; if death make not haste to call her, she'll make none to go to him. But. I know her, she's a lusty woman ; I'll take the venture. Gnoth. There's five drachmas for ten at my next wife. But. A bargain. Cook. Nay, then we'll be all merchants : give me. Tail. And me. But. What, has the bailiff sped ? Bail. I am content ; but none of you shall know my happiness. Clerk. As well as any of you all, believe it, sir. Bail. Oh, clerk, you are to speak last always. Clerk. I'll remember't hereafter, sir. You have done with me, gentlemen? Enter Agatha. All. For this time, honest register. Clerk. Fare you well then ; if you do, I'll cry Amen to it. {Exit. Cook. Look you, sir, is not this your wife ? Gnoth. My first wife, sir. . But. Nay, then we have made a good match on't ; if she have no froward disease, the woman may live this dozen years by her age. Tail. I'm afraid she's broken- winded, she holds silence so long. Cook. We'll now leave our venture to the event ; I must a wooing. But. I'll but buy me a new dagger, and overtake you. Bail. So we must all ; for he that goes a wooing to a widow without a weapon, will never get her. . [Exeunt all out Gnotho and Agatha. Gnoth. Oh, wife, wife ! Aga. What ail you, man, you speak so passionately ? Gnoth. Tis for thy sake, sweet wife : who- would think so lusty an old woman, with reasonable good teeth, and her tongue in as perfect use as ever it was, should be so near her time ? but the Fates will have it so. Aga. What's the matter, man? you do amaze me. Gnoth. Thou art not sick neither, I war- rant thee. Aga. Not that I know of, sure. Gnoth. What pity 'tis a woman should be so near her end, and yet not sick ! Aga. Near her end, man ! tush, I can guess at that ; I have years good yet of life in the remainder : I want two yet at "least of the full number ; Then the law, I know, craves impotent and useless, And not the able women. Gnoth. Ay, alas ! I see thou hast been re- pairing time as well as thou couldst ; the old wrinkles are well filled up, but the vermilion is seen too thick, too thick and I read what's written in thy forehead ; it agrees with the church-book. Aga. Have you sought my age, man? and, I prithee, how is it ? Gnoth. I shall but discomfort thee. Aga. Not at all, man, when there's no remedy, I will go, though unwillingly. Gnoth. 1539. Just ; it agrees with the book : you have about a year to prepare yourself. Aga. Out, alas ! I hope there's more than so. But do you not think a reprieve might be gotten for half a score an 'twere but five years, I would not care? an able woman, methinks, were to be pitied. 576 THE OLD LAW. Gnoth. Ay, to be pitied, but not help'd ; no hope of that : for, indeed, women have so "blemish 'd their own reputations now-a-days, that it is thought the law will meet them at fifty very shortly. Aga. Marry, the heavens forbid ! Gnoth. There's so many of you, that, when you are old, become witches; some profess physic, and kill good subjects faster than a burning fever ; and then school- mistresses of the sweet sin, which commonly we call bawds, innumerable of that sort : for these and such causes 'tis thought they shall not live above fifty. Aga. Ay, man, 'but this hurts not the good old women. Gnoth. Faith, you are so like one another, that a man cannot distinguish them : now, were I an old woman, I would desire to go i before my time, and offer myself willingly, two or three years before. Oh, those are brave women, and worthy to be commended '. of all men in the world, that, when their | husbands die, they run to be burnt to death with them : there's honour and credit ! give me half a dozen such wives. Aga. Ay, if her husband were dead before, 'twere a reasonable request ; if you were dead, I could be content to be so. Gnoth. Fie ! that's not likely, for thou hadst two husbands before me. Aga. Thou wouldst not have me die, wouldst thou, husband ? Gnoth. No, I do not speak to that pur- pose ; but I say what credit it were for me and thee, if thou wouldst ; then thou shouldst never be suspected for a witch, a physician, a bawd, or any of those things : and then ' how daintily should I mourn for thee, how i bravely should I see thee buried ! when, alas, : if he goes before, it cannot choose but be a great grief to him to think he has not seen his wife well buried. There be such virtuous women in the world, but too few, too few, who desire to die seven years before their time, with all their hearts. Aga. I have not the heart to be of that mind ; but, indeed, husband, I think you would have me gone. Gnoth. No, alas ! I speak but for your good and your credit ; for when a woman may die quickly, why should she go to law for her death ? Alack, I need not wish thee gone, for thou hast but a short time to stay with me : you do not know how near 'tis, it must out ; you have but a month to live 'by the law. Aga. Out, alas ! Gnoth. Nay, scarce so much. Aga. Oh, oh, oh, my heart ! [Swoons. Gnoth. Ay, so ! if thou wouldst go away quietly, 'twere sweetly done, and like a kind wife ; lie but a little longer, and the bell shall toll for thee. Aga. Oh my heart, but a month to live ! Gnoth. Alas, why wouldst thou comeback again for a month ? I '11 throw her down again oh ! woman, 'tis not three weeks ; I think a fortnight is the most. Aga. Nay, then I am gone already. [Swoons. Gnoth. I would make haste to the sexton now, but I am afraid the tolling of the bell will wake her again. If she be so wise as to i go now she stirs again ; there's two lives | of the nine gone. Aga. Oh ! wouldst thou not help to recover me, husband? Gnoth. Alas, I could not find in my heart to hold thee by thy nose, or box thy cheeks ; it goes against my conscience. Aga. I will not be thus frighted to my death, I'll search the church records : a fort- night ! Tis too little of conscience, I cannot be so near; O time, if thoube'st kind, lend me but a year. [Exit. Gnoth. What a spite's this, that a man cannot persuade his wife to die in any time with her good will ? I have another bespoke ) already ; though a piece of old beef will i serve to breakfast, yet a man would be glad of a chicken to supper. The clerk, I hope, understands no Hebrew, and cannot write I backward what he hath writ fonvard already, j and then I am well enough. i 'Tis but a month at most, if that were gone, j My venture comes in with her two for one : i 'Tis use enough o' conscience for a broker i if he had a conscience. [Exit. SCENE II. A Room in Creon's House. Enter Eugenia at one door, Simonides and Courtiers at the other. Eug. Gentlemen courtiers. i Court. All your vow'd servants, lady. Eug. Oh, I shall kill myself with infinite laughter ! Will nobody take my part ? Sim. An't be a laughing business, Put it to me, I'm one of the best in Europe ; My father died last too, I have the most cause. Eug. You have pick'd out such a time, sweet gentlemen, To make your spleen a banquet. THE OLD LAW. S7/ Sim. Oh, the jest ! Lady, I have a jaw stands ready for't, I'll gape half way, and meet it. Eug. My old husband, That cannot say his prayers out for jealousy, And madness at your coming first to woo me Sim. Well said. 1 Court. Go on. 2 Court. On, on. Eug. Takes counsel with The secrets of all art, to make himself Youthful again. Sim. How ! youthful ? ha, ha, ha ! Eug. A man of forty-five he would fain seem to be, Or scarce so much, if he might have his will, indeed. Sim. Ay, but his white hairs, they'll be- tray his hoariness. Eug. Why, there you are wide : he's not the man you take him for, Nor will you know him when you see him again ; There will be five to one laid upon that, i Court. How ! Eug. Nay, you did well to laugh faintly there ; I promise you, I think he'll outlive me now, And deceive law and all. Sim. Marry, gout forbid ! Eug. You little think he was at fencing- school At four o'clock this morning. Sim. How, at fencing-school ! Eug. Else give no trust to woman. Sim. By this light, I do not like him, then ; he's like to live Longer than I, for he may kill me first, now. Eug. His dancer now came in as I met you. 1 Court. His dancer, too ! Eug. They observe turns and hours with him ; The great French rider will be here at ten, With his curveting horse. 2 Court. These notwithstanding, His hair and wrinkles will betray his age. Eug. I'm sure his head and beard, as he has order'd it, Look not past fifty now : he'll bring't to forty Within these four days, for nine times an hour He takes a black lead comb, and kembs it over : Three quarters of his beard is under fifty ; There's but a little tuft of fourscore left, All o' one side, which will be black by Monday. Enter Lvsander. And, to approve my truth, see where her come? ! Laugh softly, gentlemen, and look upon him. [They^go aside. Sim. Now, by this hand, he's almost- black i' the mouth, indeed, i Court. He should die shortly, then. Sim. Marry, methinks he dyes too fast already, For he was all white but a week ago. 1 Court. Oh ! this same coney-white takes an excellent black. Too soon, a mischief on't ! 2 Court. He will beguile Us all, if that little tuft northward turrr black too. Eug. Nay, sir, I wonder 'tis so long a turning. Situ. May be some fairy's child held- forth at midnight, Has piss'd upon that side. i Court. Is this the beard ? lys. Ah, sirrah? my young boys, I shall be for you : This little mangy tuft takes up more time Than all the beard beside. Come you a wooing, And I alive and lusty? you shall find An alteration, jack-boys ; I have a spirit yet, (An I could match my hair to't, there's the fault,) And can do offices of youth yet lightly ; At least, I will do, though it pain me a little. Shall not a man, for a little foolish age, Enjoy his wife to himself? must young court tits Play tomboys' tricks with her, and he live ? ha! I have blood that will not bear't ; yet, I' confess, I should be at my prayers but where's the dancer, there ! Enter Dancing-master. Mast. Here, sir. Lys. Come, come, come, one trick a day, And I shall soon recover all again. Eug. 'Slight, an you laugh too loud, we are all discover'd. Sim. And I have a scurvy grinning laugh o' mine own, Will spoil all, I am afraid. Eug. Marry, take heed, sir. Sim. Nay, an I should be hang'd I cannot leave it ; Pup ! there 'tis. [Bursts into a laugh. $73 THE OLD LAW. Eug. Peace ! oh peace ! Lys. Come, I am ready, sir. I hear the church-book's lost where I was born too, And that shall set me back one twenty years ; There is no little comfort left in that : And then my three court-codlings, that look parboil'd, As if they came from Cupid's scalding- house Sim. He means me specially, I hold my life. Mast. What trick will your old worship learn this morning, sir? Lys. Marry, a trick, if thou couldst teach a man, ; To keep his wife to himself ; I'd fain learn that. Mast. That's a hard trick, for an old man specially ; The horse-trick comes the nearest. Lys. Thou say'st true, i' faith, They must be horsed indeed, else there's no keeping them, And horse-play at fourscore is not so ready. Mast. Look you, here's your worship's horse-trick, sir. [Gives a spring. Lys. Nay, say not so, 'Tis none of mine; I fall down horse and man, If I but offer at it. Mast. My life for youis, sir. Lys. Say'st thou me so ? {Springs aloft. Mast. Well offer'd, by my viol, sir. Lys. A pox of this horse-trick ! "t has play'd the jade with me, And given me a wrench i' the back. Mast. Now here's your inturn, and your trick above ground. Lys. Prithee, no more, unless thou hast a mind To lay me under-ground ; one of these tricks Is enough in a morning. Mast. For your galliard, sir, You are complete enough, ay, and may challenge The proudest coxcomb of them all, I'll stand to't. Lys. Faith, and I've other weapons for the rest too : I have prepared for them, if e'er I take My Gregories here again. Sim. Oh ! I shall burst, I can hold out no longer. Eug. He spoils all. [ They comefo) ward. Lys. The devil and his grinners ! are you ' come ? Bring forth the weapons, we shall find you play; All feats of youth too, jack-boys, feats of youth, And these the weapons, drinking, fencing, dancing : Your own road-ways, you clyster-pipes ! I am old, you say, Yes, parlous old, kids, an you mark me well ! This beard cannot get children, you lank suck-eggs, Unless such weasels come from court to help us. We will get our own brats, you letcherous dog-bolts ! Enter a Servant with foils, and glasses. Well said, down with them ; now we shall see your spirits. What ! dwindle you already ? 2 Court. I have no quality. Sim. Nor I, unless drinking may be reckon'd for one. i Court. Why, Sim, it shall. Lys. Come, dare you choose your weapon now ? 1 Court. I? dancing, sir, an you will be so hasty. Lys. We're for you, sir. 2 Court. Fencing, I. Lys. We'll answer you too. Sim. I am for drinking; your wet weapon \ there. Lys. That wet one has cost many a prin- cox life ; And I will send it through you with a powder ! Sim. Let it come, with a pox ! I care not, so't be drink. I hope my guts will hold, and that's e'en all A gentleman can look for of such trillibubs. Lys. Play the first weapon ; come strike, strike, I say. Yes, yes, you shall be first ; I'll observe court rules : Always the worst goes foremost, so 'twill prove, I hope. [i Courtier dances a galliard. So, sir ! you've spit your poison ; now come I. i Now, forty years go backward and assist me, I Fall from me half my age, but for three minutes, That I may feel no crick ! I will put fair for't, Although I hazard twenty sciaticas. \Dances. So, I have hit you. 1 Court. You've done well, i'faith, sir. Lys. If you confess it well, 'tis excellent, And I have hit you soundly ; I am warm now: The second weapon instantly. 2 Court. What, so quick,' sir? Will you not allow yourself a breathing-time? THE OLD LAW. 579 Lys. I've breath enough at alt times,- Lu- cifer's musk-cod, To give your perfumed worship three venues: A sound old man puts his thrust better home, Than a spiced young man : there I. [They fence. 2 Court. Then have at you, fourscore. Lys. You lie, twenty, I hope, and you shall find it. Sim. I'm glad I miss'd this weapon, I'd had an eye Popt out ere this time, or my two butter- teeth Thrust down my throat instead of a flap- dragon. l.ys. There's two, pentweezle. {Hits him. Mast. Excellently touch' d, sir. 2 Court. Had ever man such luck ! speak your opinion, gentlemen. Sim. Methinks your luck's good that your eyes are in still ; Mine would have dropt out like a pig's half roasted. Lys. There wants a third and there it is again ! [Hits him again. 2 Court. The devil has steel'd him. Eug. What a strong fiend is jealousy ! Lys. You are dispatch'd, bear-whelp. Sim. Now comes my weapon in. Lys. Here, toadstool, here. "Tis you and I must play these three wet venues. Sim. Venues in Venice glasses ! let them come, They'll bruise no flesh, I'm sure, nor break no bones. 2 Court. Yet you may drink your eyes out, sir. Sim. Ay, but that's nothing ; 1 Then they go voluntarily : I do not i Love to have them thrust out, whether they will or no. Lys. Here's your first weapon, duck's- meat. Sim. How! aDutchwhat-do-you-call-'em, Stead of a German faulchion ! a shrewd weapon, i And, of all things, hard to be taken down : Yet down it must, I have a nose goes into't ; I shall drink double, I think, i Court. The sooner oft, Sim. Lys. I'll pay you speedily, with a trick I learnt once amongst drunkards, here's a half-pike. [Drinks. Sim. Half-pike comes well after Dutch what-do-yo u-call- 'em , They'd never be asunder by their good will. i Court. Well pull'd of an old fellow ! Lys. Oh, but your fellows Pull better at a rope. i Court. There's a hair, Sim, In that glass. Sim. An't be as long as a halter, down it goes ; No hair shall cross me. [Drinks. Lys. I'll make you stink worse than your 'polecats do : Here's long-sword, your last weapon. [Offers him the glass. Sim. No more weapons. 1 Court. Why, how now, Sim ? bear up, thou shamest us all, else. Sim. 'Slight I shall shame you worse, an I stay longer. I have got the scotomy in my head already, The whimsey : you all turn round do not you dance, gallants ? 2 Court. Pish ! what's all this? why, Sim, look, the last venue. Sim. No more venues go down here, for these two Are coming up again. 2 Court. Out ! the disgrace of drinkers ! Sim. Yes, 'twill out, Do you smell nothing yet ? i Court. Smell ! Sim. Farewell quickly, then ; You will do, if I stay. ' [Exit. i Court. A foil go with thee ! Lys. What, shall we put down youth at her own virtues ? Beat folly in her own ground? wondrous much ! Why may not we be held as full sufficient To love our own wives then, get our own children, And live in free peice till we be dissolv'd, For such spring butterflies that are gaudy- wing'd, But no more substance than those shamble flies Which butchers' boys snap between sleep and waking ? Come but to crush you once, you are but maggots, For all your beamy outsides ! Enter Cleanthes. Eug. Here's Cleanthes, He comes to chide ; let him alone a little, Our cause will be revenged ; look, look, his face Is set for stormy weather ; do but nun k How the clouds gather in it, 'twill pour down straight. P P 3 THE OLD JAW. Clean. Methinks, I partly know you, that's my grief. Could you not all be lost ? that had been handsome ; But to be known at all, 'tis more than shameful. Why, was not your name wont to be Lysander ? Lys. 'Tis so still, coz. Clean. Judgment, defer thy coming ! else this man's miserable. Eug. I told you there would be a shower anon. z Court. We'll in, and hide our noddles. {Exeunt Eugenia and Courtiers. Clean. What devil brought this colour to your mind, Which, since your childhood, I ne'er saw you wear? [Sure] you were ever of an innocent gloss Since I was ripe for knowledge, and would you lose it, And change the livery of saints and angels For this mixt mons'trousness : to force a ground That has been so long hallowed like a temple, To bring forth fruits of earth now ; and turn back To the wild cries of lust, and the complexion Of sin in act, lost and long since repented ! Would you begin a woik ne'er yet attempted, To spull time backward ? See what your wife will do ! are your wits perfect ? Lys. My wits ! Clean. I like it ten times worse, for't had been safer Now to be mad, and more excusable : I hear you dance again, and do strange follies. Lys. I must confess I have been put to some, coz. Clean. And yet you are not mad ! pray, say not so ; Give me that comfort of you, that you are mad, That I may think you are at worst ; for if You are not mad, I then must guess you have The first of some disease was never heard of, Which may be worse than madness, and more fearful : You'd weep to see yourself else, and your care To pray, would quickly turn you white again. I had a father, had he lived his month out, But to have seen this most prodigious folly, There needed not the law to have him cut off; The sight of this had proved his executioner, And broke his heart : he would have held it equal Done to a sanctuary, for what is age But the holy place of life, chapel of ease For all men's wearied miseries ? and to rob' That of her ornament, it is accurst As from a priest to steal a holy vestment, Ay, and convert it to a sinful covering. {Exit Lysander. I see 't has done him good ; blessing go- with it, Such as may make him pure again. Re-enter Eugenia. Eug. 'Twas bravely touch'd, i' faith, sir. Clean. Oh, you are welcome. Eug. Exceedingly well handled. Clean. 'Tis to you I come ; he fell but in- my way. E^tg. You mark'd his beard, cousin ? Clean. Mark me. Eug. Did you ever see a hair so changed ? Clean. I must be forced to wake her loudly too, The devil has rock'd her so fast asleep : Strumpet ! Eug. Do you call, sir? Clean. Whore i Eug. How do you, sir? Clean. Be I ne'er so well, I must be sick of thee ; thou art a disease That stick'st to the heart, as all such women are. Eug. What ails our kindred ? Clean. Bless me, she sleeps still ! What a dead modesty is in this woman, Will never blush again ! Look on tby work But with a Christian eye, 'twould turn thy heart Into a shower of blood, to be the cause Of that old man's destruction, think upon't, Ruin eternally ; for, through thy loose follies, Heaven has found him a faint servant lately : His goodness has gone backward, and en- gender'd With his old sins again ; he has lost his prayers, And all the tears that were companions with them : And like a blindfold man, (giddy and blinded,) Thinking he goes right on still, swerves but one foot, And turns to the same place where he set out ; So he, that took his farewell of the world, And cast the joys behind him, out of sight, Summ'd up his hours, made even with time and men, Is now in heart arrived at youth again, All by thy wildness : thy too hasty lust Has driven him to this strong apostacy. THE OLD LAW. Immodesty like thine was never equall'd : I've heard of women, (shall I call them so ?) Have welcomed suitors ere the corpse were cold; But thou, thy husband living : thou'rt too bold. Eug. Well, have you done now, sir ? Clean. Look, look ! she smiles yet. Rug. All this is nothing to a mind re- solved ; Ask any woman that, she'll tell you so much : You have only shewn a pretty saucy wit, Which I shall not forget, nor to requite it. You shall hear from me shortly. Clean. Shameless woman ! I take my counsel from thee, 'tis too honest, And leave thee wholly to thy stronger master : Bless the sex o' thee from thee ! that's my prayer. Were all like thee, so impudently common, No man would e'er be found to wed a woman. [Exit. Eug. I'll fit you gloriously. He that attempts to take away my pleasure, I'll take away his joy ; and I can sure. His conceal' d father pays for't : I'll e'en tell Him that I mean to make my husband next, And he shall tell the duke mass, here he comes. Re-enter Simonides. Sim. He has had a bout with me too. Eug. What ! no? since, sir? Sim. A flirt, a little flirt ; he call'd me strange names, But I ne'er minded him. Eug. You shall quit him, sir, When he as little minds you. Sim. I like that well. I love to be revenged when no one thinks of me ; There's little danger that way. Eug. This is it then ; He you shall strike your stroke shall be pro- found, And yet your foe not guess who gave the wound. Sim. O' my troth I love to give such wounds. [Exeunt. ACT IV. SCENE I. Before a Tavern. Enter Gnotho, Butler, Bailiff, Tailor, Cook, Drawer, and Courtezan. Draw. Welcome, gentlemen, will you not draw near ? will you drink at door, gentle- men? But. Oh ! the summer air is best. Draw. What wine will't please you drink, gentlemen ? But. De Clare, sirrah. [Exit Drawer. Gnoth. What, you're all sped already, bullies? Cook. My widow's o' the spit, and half ready, lad ; a turn or two more, and I have done with her. Gnoth. Then, cook, I hope you have basted her before this time. Cook. And stuck her with rosemary too, to sweeten her ; she was tainted ere she came to my hands. What an old piece of flesh of fifty-nine, eleven months, and upwards ! she must needs be fly-blown. Gnoth. Put her off, put her off, though you lose by her ; the weather's hot. Cook. Why, drawer ! Re-enter Drawer. Draw. By and by : here, gentlemen, here's the quintessence of Greece ; the sages never drunk better grape. Cook. Sir, the mad Greeks of this age can taste their Palermo as well as the sage Greeks did before them. Fill, lick-spiggot. Draw. Ad imum, sir. Gnoth. My friends, I must doubly invite you all, the fifth of the next month, to the funeral of my first wife, and to the marriage of my second, my two to one ; this is she. Cook. I hope some of us will be ready for the funeral of our wives by that time, to go with thee : but shall they be both of a day? Gnuth. Oh ! best of all, sir ; where sorrow and joy meet together, one will help away with another the better. Besides, there will be charges saved too ; the same rosemary that serves for the funeral, will serve lor the wedding. But. How long do you make account to be a widower, sir? Gnoth. Some half an hour ; long enough o' conscience. Come, come, let's have some agility ; is there no music in the house ? Draw. Yes, sir, here are sweet wire- drawers in the house. Cook. Oh ! that makes them and you seldom part ; you are wine-drawers, and they wire-drawers. Tail. And both govern by the pegs too. Gnoth. And you have pipes in your con- sort too. Draw. And sack-buts too, sir. But. But the heads of your instruments 532 THE OLD LAW. differ ; yours are hogs-heads, theirs cittern and gittern-heads. Bail, All wooden heads ; there they meet again. Cook. Bid them strike up, we'll have a dance, Gnotho ; come, thou shalt foot it too. [Exit Drawer. Gnolh. No dancing with me, we have Siren here. Cook. Siren ! 'twas Hiren, the fair Greek, man. Gnoth. Five drachmas of that. I say Siren, the fair Greek, and so are all fair Greeks. Cook. A match ; five drachmas her name was Hiren. Gnoth. Siren's name was Siren, for five drachmas. Cook. Tisdone. Tail. Take heed what you do, Gnotho. Gnoth. Do not I know our own country- women, Siren and Nell of Greece, two of the fairest Greeks that ever were? Cook. That Nell was Helen of Greece too. Gnoth. As long as she tarried with her husband, she was Ellen ; but after she came to Troy, she was Nell of Troy, or Bonny Nell, whether you will or no. Tail. Why, did she grow shorter when she came to Troy? Gnoth. She grew longer, if you mark the story. When she grew to be an ell, she was deeper than any yard of Troy could reach by a quarter ; there was Cressid was Troy weight, and Nell was avoirdupois ; she held more, by four ounces, than Cressida. Bail. They say she caused many wounds to be given in Troy. Gnoth. True, she was wounded there her- self, and cured again by plaister of Paris ; and ever since that has been used to stop holes with. Re-enter Drawer. Draw. Gentlemen, if you be disposed to be merry, the music is ready to strike up ; and here's a consort of mad Greeks, I know not whether they be men or women, or be- tween both ; they have, what do you call them, wizards on their faces. Cook. Vizards, good man lick-spiggot. But. Ii they be wise women, they may be wizards too. Draw. They desire to enter amongst any merry company of gentlemen-good-iellows, for a strain or two. Enter old Women and Agatha in masks. Cook. We'll strain ourselves with them, say ; let them come, Gnotho ; now for the honour of Epire ! Gnoth. No dancing with me, we have Siren here. \A dance by the old Women and Aga- tha ; they offer to take the men, all agree except Gnotho, who sits ivitk the Courtezan. . Cook. Ay ! so kind ! then every one his wench to his several room ; Gnotho, we are all provided now as you are. [Exeunt all but Gnotho, Courtezan, and Agatha. Gnoth. I shall have two, it seems : away! I have Siren here already. Aga. What, a mermaid? [ Takes off her mask. Gnoth. No, but a maid, horse-face : oh, old woman ! is it you ? Aga. Yes, 'tis I ; all the rest have gulled themselves, and taken their own wives, and shall know that they have done more than they can well answer ; but I pray you, hus- band, what are you doing ? Gnoth. Faith, thus should I do, if thou wert dead, old Ag, and thou hast not long to live, I'm sure : we have Siren here. Aga. Art thou so shameless, whilst I am living, to keep one under my nose? Gnoth. No, Ag, I do prize her far above thy nose ; if thou wouldst lay me both thine eyes in my hand to boot, I'll not leave her : art not ashamed to be een in a tavern, and hast scarce a fortnight to live ? oh, old woman, what art thou ? must thou find no time to think of thy end ? Aga. O, unkind villain ! Gnoth. And then, sweetheart, thou shalt have two new gowns ; and the best of this old woman's shall make thee raiment for the working days. Aga. O, rascal! dost thou quarter my clothes already too ? Gnoth. Her ruffs will serve thee for no- thing but to wash d*shes ; for thou shalt have thine of the new fashion. Aga. Impudent villain ! shameless harlot! Gnoth. You may hear, she never wore any but rails all her lifetime. Aga. Let me come, I'll tear the strumpet from him. Gnoth. Dar'st thou call my wife strumpet, thou preterpluperfect tense of a woman ! I'll make thee do penance in the sheet thou shalt be buried in ; abuse my choice, my two-to-one ! Aga. No, unkind villain, I'll deceive thee yet, THE OLD LAW. 583 I have a reprieve for five years of life ; I am with child. Court, Cud so, Gnotho, I'll not tarry so long ; five years ! I may bury two husbands by that time. Gnoth. Alas ! give the poor woman leave to talk, she with child ! ay, with a puppy : as long as I have thee by me, she shall not be with child, I warrant thee. Aga. The law, and thou, and all, shall find I am with child. Gnoth. I'll take my corporal oath I begat it not, and then thou diest for adultery. Aga. No matter, that will ask some time in the proof. Gnoth. Oh ! you'd be stoned to death, would you ? all old women would die o' that fashion with all their hearts ; but the law shall overthrow you the other way, first. Court. Indeed, if it be so, I will not linger so long, Gnotho. Gnoth. Away, away ! some botcher has got it ; 'tis but a cushion, I warrant thee : the old woman is loth to depart; she never sung other tune in her life. Court. We will not have our noses bored with a cushion, if it be so. Gnoth. Go, go thy ways, thou old alma- nack at the twenty-eighth day of December, e'en almost out of date ! Down on thy knees, and make thee ready ; sell some of thy clothes to buy thee a death's head, and put upon thy middle finger : your least con- sidering bawd does so n>uch ; be not thou worse, though thou art an old woman, as she is : I am cloy'd with old stock-fish, here's a young perch is sweeter meat by half ; prithee, die before thy day, if thou canst, that thou mayst not be counted a witch. Aga. No, thou art a witch, and I'll prove it ; I said I was with child, thou knew'st no other but by sorcery : thou said'st it was a cushion, and so it is ; thou art a witch for't, I'll be sworn to't. Gnoth. Ha, ha, ha.! I told thee 'twas a cushion. Go, get thy sheet ready ; we'll see thee buried as we go to church to be mar- ried. [Exeunt Gnotho and Courtezan. Aga. Nay, I'll follow thee, and shew my- self a wife. I'll plague thee as long as I live with thee ; and I'll bury some money before I die, that my ghost may haunt thee after- ward. [Exit. SCENE II. The Country. A Forest. Enter Cleanthes. Clean. What's that ? oh, nothing but the whispering wind Breathes through yon churlish hawthorn, that grew rude, As if it chid the gentle breath that kiss'd it. I cannot be too circumspect, too careful ; For in these woods lies hid all my life's treasure, Which is too much never to fear to lose, Though it be never lost : and if our watch- fulness Ought to be wise and serious 'gainst a thief That comes to steal our goods, things all without us, That prove vexation often more than com- fort ; How mighty ought our providence to be, To prevent those, if any such there were, That come to rob our bosom of our joys, That only make poor man delight to live ! Pshaw ! I'm tco fearful fie, fie ! who can hurt me? But 'tis a general cowardice, that shakes The nerves of confidence ; he that hides treasure, Imagines every one thinks of that place, When 'tis a thing least minded ; nay, let him change The place continually ; where'er it keeps, There will the fear keep still : yonder 's the storehouse Of all my comfort now and see ! it sends forth Enter Hippolita, from the wood. A dear one to me : Precious chief of women, How does the good old soul? has he fed well ? Hip. Beshrew me, sir, he made the heartiest meal to day Much good may't do his health. Clean. A blessing on thee, Both for thy news and wish ! Hip. His stomach, sir, Is better'd wondrously, since his conceal- ment. Clean. Heaven has a blessed work in't. Come, we are safe here ; I prithee call him forth, the air's much whole- somer. Hip. Father ! Enter Leonides. Leon. How sweetly sounds the voice of a good woman ! It is so seldom heard, that, when it speaks, It ravishes all senses. Lists of honour ! I've a joy weeps to see you, 'tis so full, So fairly fruitful. Clean. I hope to see you often and return 1584 THE OLD LAW. ^Loaded with blesssings, still to pour on some ; I find them all in my contented peace, And lose not one in thousands, they are dis- perst So gloriously, I know not which are brightest. I find them, as angels are found, by legions : First, in the love and honesty of a wife, Which is the chiefest of all temporal bless- ings ; Next in yourself, which is the hope and joy Of all my actions, my affairs, my wishes ; And lastly, which crowns all, I find my soul Crown'd with the peace of them, the eternal riches, Man's only portion for his heavenly mar- riage ! Leon. Rise, thou art all obedience, love, and goodness. I dare say that which thousand fathers can- not, And that's my precious comfort, never son Was in the way more of celestial rising : Thou art so made of such ascending virtue, That all the powers of hell can't sink thee. [A horn sounded within. Clean. Ha! Leon. What was't disturb'd my joy? Clean. Did you not hear, As afar off? Leon. What, my excellent comfort ? Clean. Nor you? Hip. I heard a [A horn. Clean. Hark, again! Leon. Bless my joy, What ails it on a sudden ? Clean. Now? since lately? Leon. 'Tis nothing but a symptom of thy care, man. Clean. Alas ! you do not hear well. Leon. What was't, daughter? Hip. I heard a sound, twice. [A horn. Clean. Hark ! louder and nearer : In, for the precious good of virtue, quick, sir! Louder and nearer yet ! at hand, at hand ! [Exit Leonides. A hunting here ? 'tis strange ! I never knew Game followed in these woods before. Enter Evander, Simonides, Courtiers, and Cratilus. Hip. Now let them come, and spare not. Clean. Ha ! 'tis is't not the duke ? look sparingly. Hip. 'Tis he, but what of that ? alas, take heed, sir, your care will overthrow us. Clean. Come, it shall not : Let's set a pleasant face upon our fears, Though our hearts shake with horror. Ha, ha, ha ! Evan. Hark ! Clean. Prithee, proceed ; I am taken with these light things infinitely, Since the old man's decease ; ha ! so they parted ? ha, ha, ha ! Evan. Why, how should I believe this ? look, he's merry As if he had no such charge : one with that care Could never be so ; still he holds his temper, And 'tis the same still (with no difference) He brought his father's corpse to the grave with ; He laugh'd thus then, you know. i Court. Ay, he may laugh, That shews but how he glories in his cunning ; And is, perhaps, done more to advance his wit, That only he has over-reach 'd the law, Than to express affection to his father. Sim. He tells you right, my lord, his own cousin-german Reveal'ditfirsttome ; afree-tonguedwoman, And very excellent at telling secrets. Evan. If a contempt can be so neatly carried, It gives me cause of wonder. Sim. Troth, my lord, Twill prove a delicate cozening, I believe : I'd have no scrivener offer to come near it. Evan. Cleanthes. Clean. My loved lord. Evan. Not moved a whit, Constant to lightness still ! 'Tis strange to meet you Upon a ground so unfrequented, sir: This does not fit your passion ; you're for mirth, Or I mistake you much. Clean. But finding it Grow to a noted imperfection in me, For anything too much is vicious, I come to these disconsolate walks, of pur- pose, Only to dull and take away the edge on't. I ever had a greater zeal to sadness, A natural propension, I confess, Before that cheerful accident fell out If I may call a father's funeral cheerful, Without wrong done to duty or my love. Evan. It seems, then, you take pleasure in these walks, sir. Clean. Contemplative content I do, my lord: They bring into my mind oft meditations THE OLD LAW. 585 So sweetly precious, that, in the parting, I find a shower of grace upon my cheeks, They take their leave so feelingly. Evan. So, sir! Clean, Which is a kind of grave delight, my lord. Evan. And I've small cause, Cleanthes, to afford you The least delight that has a name. Clean. My lord ! Sim. Now it begins to fadge. I Court. Peace ! thou art so greedy, Sim. Evan. In your excess of joy you have ex- press 'd Your rancour and contempt against my law : Your smiles deserve a fining ; you have pro- fess'd Derision openly, e'en to my face, Which might be death, a little more in- censed. You do not come for any freedom here, But for a project of your own : But all that's known to be contentful to thee, Shall in the use prove deadly. Your life's mine, If ever your presumption do but lead you Into these walks again, ay, or that woman ; I'll have them watched o' purpose. [Cleanthes retires from the wood, fol- io-wed by Hippolita. I Court. Now, now, his colour ebbs and flows. Sim. Mark hers too. Hip. Oh, who shall bring food to the poor old man, now ! :Speak somewhat, good sir, or we're lost for ever. Clean. Oh, you did wonderous ill to call me again. There are not words to help us ; if I entreat, 'Tis found ; that will betray us worse than silence : Prithee let heaven alone, and let's say nothing, i Cvurt. You have struck them dumb, my lord. Sim. Look how guilt looks ! I would not have that fear upon my flesh, 'To save ten fathers. Clean. He is safe still, is he not? Hip. Oh, you do ill to doubt it. Clean. Thou art all goodness. Sim. Now does your grace believe ? Evan. 'Tis too apparent. "Search, make a speedy searcli ; for the im- posture Cannot be far off, by the fear it sends. Clean. Ha! Sim. He has the lapwing's cunning, I am afraid, That cries most when she's furthest from the nest. Clean. Oh, we are betray 'd. Hip. Betray'd, sir ! Sim. See, my lord, It comes out more and more still. [Simonides and Courtiers enter the wood. Clean. Bloody thief ! Come from that place ; 'tis sacred, homicide ! 'Tis not for thy adulterate hands to touch it. Hip. Oh miserable virtue, what distress Art thou in at this minute ! Clean. Help me, thunder, For my power's lost ! angels, shoot plagues, and help me ! Why are these men in health, and I so heart- sick? Or why should nature have that power in me To levy up a thousand bleeding sorrows, And not one comfort ? only make me lie Like the poor mockery of an earthquake here, Panting with horror, And have not so much force in all my ven- geance, To shake a villain off me. Re-enter Simonides and Courtiers with Leonid es. Hip. Use him gently, And heaven will love you for-it. Clean. Father ! oh father ! now I see thee full In thy affliction ; thou'rt a man of sorrow, But reverendly becom'st it, that's my com- fort : Extremity was never better graced, Than with that look of thine ; oh ! let me look still, For I shall lose it ; all my joy and strength [Kneels. Is e'en eclipsed together : I transgress'd Your law, my lord, let me receive the sting on't : Be once just, sir, and let the offender die : He's innocent in all, and I am guilty. Leon. Your grace knows, when affection only speaks, Truth is not always there ; his love would draw An undeserved misery on his youth, And wrong a peace resolv'd, on both parts sinful. 'Tis I am guilty of my own concealment, And, like a worldly coward, injured heaven With fear to go to't : now I see my fault, I am prepared with joy to suffer for it. Evan. Go, give him quick dispatch, let him see death : THE OLD LAW. And your presumption, sir, shall come to judgment. [Exeunt Evander, Courtiers, Simo- nides; aWCratilus ?'////- Leonides. Hip. He's going ! oh, he's gone, sir ! Clean. T^et me rise. Hip. Why do you not then, and follow ? Clean. I strive for it, Is there no hand of pity that will ease me, And take this villain from my heart awhile? [gists. Hip. Alas ! he's gone. Clean. A worse supplies his place then, A weight more ponderous ; I cannot follow. Hip. Oh misery of affliction ! Clean. They will stay Till I can come ; they must be so good ever, Though they be ne'er so cruel : My last leave must be taken, think of that, And his last blessing given ; I will not lose That for a thousand consorts. Hip. That hope's wretched. Clean. The unutterable stings of fortune ! All griefs are to be borne save this alone, This, like a headlong torrent, overturns The frame of nature : For he that gave us life first, as a father, Locks all his natural sufferings in our blood, The sorrows that he feels are our heart's too, They are incorporate to us. Hip. Noble sir ! Clean. Let me behold thee well. Hip. Sir ! Clean. Thou should'st be good, Or thou'rt a dangerous substance to be lodged So near the heart of man. Hip. What means this, dear sir ? Clean. To thy trust only was this blessed secret Kindly committed, 'tis destroy 'd, thou seest ; What follows to be thought on't ? Hip. Miserable! Why, here's the unhappiness of woman still ; That, having forfeited in old times her trust, Now makes their faiths suspected that are just. Clean. What shall I say to all my sorrows then, That look for satisfaction ? Enter Eugenia. Eug. Ha, ha, ha ! cousin. Clean. How ill dost thou become this time ! Eug. Ha, ha, ha ! Why, that's but your opinion ; a young wench Becomes the time at all times. Now, coz, we are even : an you be remem- ber'd, You left a strumpet and a whore with me, And such fine field-bed words, which could not cost you Less than a father. Clean. Is it come that way ? Eug. Had you an uncle, He should go the same way too. Clean. Oh eternity, What monster is this fiend in labour with ? Eug. An ass-colt with two heads, that's she and you : I will not lose so glorious a revenge, Not to be understood in't ; I betray'd him ; And now we are even, you'd best keep you so. Clean. Is there not poison yet enough to kill me ? Hip. Oh, sir, forgive me ; it was I betray'd him. Clean. How! Hip. I. Clean. The fellow of my heart ! 'twill speed me, then. Hip. Her tears that never wept, and mine own pity Even cozen'd me together, and stole from me This secret, which fierce death should not have purchased. Clean. Nay, then we are at an end ; ail we are false ones, And ought to suffer. I was false to wisdom, In trusting woman ; thou wert false to faith, In uttering of the secret ; and thou false To goodness, in deceiving such a pity : We are all tainted some way, but thou worst, And for thy infectious spots ought'st to die first. [Offers to kill Eugenia. Eug. Pray turn your weapon, sir, upon. your mistress, I come not so ill friended : rescue, servants ! Re-enter Simonides and Courtiers. Clean. Are you so whorishly provided ? Sim. Yes, sir, She has more weapons at command thar* one. Eug. Put forward, man, thou art most sure to have me. Sim. I shall be surer, if I keep behind, though. Eug. Now, servants, shew your loves. Sim. I'll shew my love, too, afar off. Eug. I love to be so courted, woo me there. Sim. I love to keep good weapons, though ne'er fought with. I'm sharper set within than I am without. Hip. Oh gentlemen ! Cleanthes ! THE OLD LAW. 587' Eug. Fight ! upon him ! Clean. Thy thirst of blood proclaims thee now a strumpet. Eug. Tis dainty, next to procreation fitting ; I'd either be destroying men or getting. Enter Guard. i Officer. Forbear, on your allegiance, gentlemen. He's the duke's prisoner, and we seize upon him To answer this contempt against the law. Clean. I obey fate in all things. Hip. Happy rescue ! Sim. I would you'd seized upon him a minute sooner, it had saved me a cut finger : I wonder how T came by't, for I never put my hand forth, I'm sure ; I think my own sword did cut it, if truth were known ; may be the wire in the handle : I have lived these five and twenty years and never knew what colour my blood was before. I never durst eat oysters, nor cut peck-loaves. Eug. You've shewn your spirits, gentle- men ; but you Have cut your finger. Sim. Ay, the wedding-finger too, a pox on't ! Court. You'll prove a bawdy bachelor, Sim, to have a cut upon your finger, before you are married. Sim. I'll never draw sword again, to have such a jest put upon me. . {Exeunt. ACT V. SCENE I. A Court of Justice. Enter Simonides and Courtiers, sword and mace carried before them. Sim. Be ready with your prisoner ; we'll sit instantly, And rise before eleven, or when we please ; Shall we not, fellow-judges ? 1 Court. 'Tis committed All to our power, censure, and pleasure, now ; The duke hath made us chief lords of this sessions, And we may speak by fits, or sleep by turns. Sim. Leave that to us, but, whatsoe'er we do, The prisoner shall be sure to be condemn'd ; Sleeping or waking, we are resolved on that, Before we sit upon him ! 2 Court. Make you question If not ? Cleanthes ! and an enemy ! Nay a concealer of his father too ! A vile example in these days of youth. Sim. If they were given to follow such examples ; But sure I think they are not : howsoever, 'Twas wickedly attempted ; that's my judg- ment, And it shall pass whilst I am in power to sit. Never by prince were such young judges made, But now the cause requires it : if you mark it, He must make young or none ; for all the old ones He hath sent a fishing and my father's one, I humbly thank his highness. Enter Eugenia. i Court. Widow ! Eug. You almost hit my name now, gen- tlemen ; You come so wonderous near it, I admire you For your judgment. Sim. My wife that must be ! She. Eug. My husband goes upon his last hour now. 1 Court. On his last legs, I am sure. Sim. September the seventeenth I will not bate an hour on't, and to-morrow His latest hour's expired. 2 Coiirt. Bring him to judgment ; The jury's panell'd, and the verdict given Ere he appears ; we have ta'en a course for that. Sim. And officers to attach the gray young man, The youth of fourscore : Be of comfort, lady, You shall no longer bosom January ; For that I will take order, and provide For you a lusty April. Eug. The month that ought, indeed, To go before May. i Court. Do as we have said, Take a strong guard, and bring him into court. Lady Eugenia, see this charge performed, That, having his life forfeited by the law, He may relieve his soul. Eug. Willingly. From shaven chins never came better justice Than these ne'er touch'd by razor. [Exit. Sim. What you do, Do suddenly, we charge you, for we purpose To make but a short sessions : a new business ! Enter Hippolita. i Court. The fair Hippolita ! now what's your suit ? -588 THE OLD LAW. Hip. Alas ! I know not how to style you yet; To call you judges doth not suit your years, j Nor heads and beards shew more an- tiquity ; '; Yet sway yourselves with equity and truth, And I'll proclaim you reverend, and repeat Once in my lifetime 1 have seen grave heads Placed upon young men's shoulders. 2 Court. Hark ! she flouts us, And thinks to make us monstrous. Hip. Prove not so ; For yet, methinks, you bear the shapes of men ; (Though nothing more than merely beauty serves To make you appear angels,) but if you crimson Your name and power with blood and cruelty, Suppress fair virtue, and enlarge bold vice, Both against heaven and nature, draw your sword, Make either will or humour turn the soul Of your created greatness, and in that = Oppose all goodness, I must tell you there You are more than monstrous ; in the very act, You change yourselves to devils. 1 Court. She's a witch ; Hark ! she begins to conjure. Sim. Time, you see, Is short, much business now on foot: shall I 1 Give her her answer? 2 Court. None upon the bench, More learnedly can do it. Sim. He, he, hem ! then list : I wonder at thine impudence, young hus- wife, That thou darest plead for such a base offender. Conceal a father past his time to die ! What son and heir would have done this but he ? 1 Court. I vow. not I. Hip. Because ye are parricides ; And how can comfort be derived from such That pity not their fathers ? 2 Court. You are fresh and fair ; practise young women's ends ; When husbands are distress'd, provide them friends. Sim. I'll set him forward for thee without fee: Some wives would pay for such a courtesy. Hip. Times of amazement ! what duty, goodness dwell I I sought for charity, but knock at hell. [**, Re-enter Eugenia, and Guard, with Ly- sander. Sim. Eugenia come ! command a second guard To bring Cleanthes in ; we'll not sit long ; My stomach strives to dinner. Bug. Now, servants, may a lady be so bold To call your power so low ? Sim. A mistress may, She can make all things low ; then in that language There can be no offence. Eitg. The time's now come Of manumissions, take him into bonds, And I am then at freedom. 2 Court. This the man ! He hath left off o' late to feed on snakes ; His beard's turn'd white again. 1 Court. Is't possible these gouty legs danced lately, And shatter'd in a galliard ? Eug. Jealousy And fear of death can work strange prodigies. 2 Court. The nimble fencer this, that made me tear And traverse 'bout the chamber ? Sim. Ay, atod gave me Those elbow healths, the hangman take him for't ! They'd almost fetch 'd my heart out : the Dutch what-you-call, I swallow'd pretty well ; but the half-pike Had almost pepper'd me ; but had I ta'en long-sword, Being swollen, I had cast my lungs out. A Flourish. Enter Evander and Cratilus. 1 Court. Peace, the duke ! Evan. Nay, back t' your seats : who's that? 2 Court. May't please your highness, it is old Lysander. Evan. And brought in by his wife ! a worthy precedent Of one that no way would offend the law, And should not pass away without remark. You have been look'd for long. Lys. But never fit To die till now, my lord. My sins and I Have been but newly parted ; much ado I had to get them leave me, or be taught That difficult lesson how to learn to die. I never thought there had been such an act, And 'tis the only discipline we are born for : All studies else are but as circular lines, And death the centre where they must all meet. I now can look upon thee, erring woman, THE OLD LAW. 589 And not be vex'd with jealousy ; on young men, And no way envy their delicious health, Pleasure, and strength ; all which were once mine own, And mine must be theirs one day. Evan. You have tamed him. Sim. And know how to dispose him ; that, my liege, Hath been before determined. You confess Yourself of full age ? Lys. Yes, and prepared to inherit Eug. Your place above. Sim. Of which the hangman's strength Shall put him in possession. Lys. Tis still cared To take me willing and in mind to die ; And such are, when the earth grows weary of them, Most fit for heaven. Sim. The court shall make his mittimus, And send him thither presently : \ the mean time Evan. Away to death with him. {Exit Cratilus -with Lysander. Enter Guard with Cleanthes, Hippolita following, weeping. Sim. So ! see another 'person brought to the bar. 1 Court. The arch-malefactor. 2 Court. The grand offender, the most refractory To all good order ; 'tis Cleanthes, he Sim. That would have sons grave fathers, ere their fathers Be sent unto their graves. Evan. There will be expectation In your severe proceedings against him ; His act being so capital. Sim. Fearful and bloody ; Therefore we charge these women leave the court, Lest they should swoon to hear it. Eug. I, in expectation Of a most happy freedom. [Exit. Hip. I, with the apprehension Of a most sad and desolate widowhood. [Exit. 1 Court. We bring him to the bar 2 Court. Hold up your hand, sir. Clean. More reverence to the place than to the persons : To the one I offer up a [spreading] palm Of duty and obedience, as to heaven, Imploring justice, which was never wanting Upon that bench whilst their own fathers sat ; But unto you, my hands contracted thus, As threatening vengeance against murderers, For they that kill in thought, shed innocent blood. With pardon of your highness, too much passion Made me forget your presence, and the place I now am call'd to. Evan. All our majesty And power we have to pardon or condemn, Is now conferr'd on them. Sim. And these we'll use, Little to thine advantage. Clean. I expect it : And, as to these, I look no mercy from them, ; . And much less mean to entreat it, I thus now Submit me to the emblems of your power, The sword and bench : but, my most reverend judges, Ere you proceed to sentence, (for I know You have given me lost,) will you resolve me one thing ? 1 Court. So it be briefly question'd. 2 Court. Shew your honour ; Day spends itself apace. Clean. My lords, it shall. Resolve me, then, where are your filial tears, Your mourning habits, and sad hearts be- come, That should attend your fathers' funerals ? Though the strict law (which I will not accuse,. Because a subject) snatch'd away their lives, It doth not bar you to lament their deaths : Or if you cannot spare one sad suspire, It doth not bid you laugh them to their graves, Lay subtle trains to antedate their years, To be the sooner seized of their estates. Oh, time of age ! where's that ^Eneas now, Who letting all his jewels to the flames ; Forgetting country, kindred, treasure, friends. Fortunes and all things, save the name of son.. Which you so much forget, godlike ^neas, Who took his bedrid father on his back, And with that sacred load (to him no burthen). Hew'd out his way through blood, through fire, through [arms,] Even all the arm'd streets of bright-burning. Troy, Only to save a father ? Sim. We've no leisure now, To hear lessons read from Virgil ; we are part school, And all this time thy judges. 2 Court. It is fit That we proceed to sentence. i Court. You are the mouth, And now 'tis fit to open. Sim. Justice, indeed, Should ever be close-ear'd, and open- mouth'd ; 590 THE OLD LAW. That is to hear a little and speak much. Know then, Cleanthes, there is none can be A good son and bad subject ; for, if princes ; Be called the people's fathers, then the subjects ' Are all his sons, and he that flouts the prince, Doth disobey his father : there you are gone. 1 Court. And not to be recover'd. Sim. And again 2 Court. If he be gone once, call him not again. Sim. I say again, this act of thine expresses A double disobedience : as our princes Are fathers, so they are our sovereigns too ; . And he that doth rebel 'gainst sovereignty, Doth commit treason in the height of degree : j And now thou art quite gone. 1 Court. Our brother in commission, ; Hath spoke his mind both learnedly and neatly, And I can add but little ; howsoever, i It shall send him packing. j He that begins a fault that wants example, ! Ought to be made example for the fault. Clean. A fault ! no longer can I hold myself j To hear vice upheld and virtue thrown down. ! A fault ! judge, I desire, then, where it lies, i In those that are my judges, or in me : i Heaven stands on my side, pity, love, and duty. Sim. Where are they, sir ? who sees them but yourself? Clean. Not you ; and I am sure, I You never had the gracious eyes to see them. You think that you arraign me, but I hope "To sentence you at the bar. 2 Court. That would shew brave. Clean. This were the judgment-seat we [stand at] now ! Of the heaviest crimes that ever made up [sin], Unnamralness, and inhumanity, You are found foul and guilty, 'by a jury Made of your father's curses, which have brought Vengeance impending on you ; and I, now, Am forced to pronounce judgment on my judges. The common laws of reason and of nature Condemn you, ipso facto; you are parricides, And if you marry, will beget the like, W T ho, when they are grown to full maturity, Will hurry you, their fathers, to their graves. Like traitors, you take council from the living, Of upright judgment you would rob the bench, (Experience and discretion snatch'd away From the earth's face,) turn all into disorder, Imprison virtue, and infranchise vice, And put the sword of justice in the hands Of boys and madmen. Sim. Well, well, have you done, sir? Clean. I have spoke my thoughts. Sim. Then I'll begin and end. Evan. 'Tis time I now begin Here your commission ends. Cleanthes, come you from the bar. Because I know you are severally disposed, I here Invite you to an object will, no doubt, Work in you contrary effects. Music! Loud music. Enter Leonides, Creon, Lysander, and other old men. Clean. Pray, heaven, I dream not ! sure he moves, talks comfortably, As joy can wish a man. If he be changed, (Far above from me,) he's not ill entreated ; His face doth promise fullness of content, And glory hath a part in't. Leo. Oh my son ! Evan. You that can claim acquaintance with these lads, Talk freely. Sim. I can see none there that's worth One hand to you from me. Evan. These are thy judges, and by their grave law I find thee clear, but these delinquents guilty. You must change places, for 'tis so decreed : Such just pre-eminence hath thy goodness gain'd, Thou art the judge now, they the men arraign'd. [To Cleanthes. 1 Court. Here's fine dancing, gentlemen. 2 Court. Is thy father amongst them ? Sim. Oh, pox ! I saw him the first thing I look'd on. Alive again ! 'slight, I believe now a father Hath as many lives as a mother. Clean. 'Tis full as blessed as 'tis wonderful. Oh ! bring me back to the same law again, I am fouler than all these; seize on me, officers, And bring me to new sentence. Sim. What's all this ? Clean. A fault not to be pardon'd, Unnaturalness is but sin's shadow to it. Sim. I am glad of that ; I hope the case may alter, And I turn judge again. Evan. Name your offence. Clean. That I should be so vile As once to think you cruel. Evan. Is that all ? 'Twos pardon'd ere confess'd : you that have sons, If they be worthy, here may challenge them. THE OLD LAW. Creon. I should have one amongst them, had he had grace To have retained that name. Sim. I pray you, father. [Kneels. Creon. That name, I know, Hath been long since forgot. Sim. I find but small comfort in remem- bering it now. Evan. Cleanthes, take your place with these grave fathers, And read what in that table is inscribed. [Gives him a paper. Now set these at the bar, And read, Cleanthes, to the dread and terror Of disobedience and unnatural blood. Clean, [reads.] It is decreed by the grave and learned council of Epire, that no son and heir shall be held capable of his inheri- tance at the age of one and twenty, unless he be at that time as mat^tre in obedience, man- ners, and goodness. Sim. Sure I shall never be at full age, then, though I live to an hundred years ; and that's nearer by twenty than the last statute allow 'd. i Court. A terrible act ! Clean. Moreover, it is enacted that all sons aforesaid, whom either this law, or their own grace, shall reduce into the true method of duty, virtue, and affection, [shall appear before us] and relate their trial and approbation from Cleanthes, the son of Leon ides from me, my lord ! Evan. From none but you, as fullest. Proceed, sir. Clean. Whom, for his manifest virtues, we make such judge and censor of youth, and the absolute reference of life and manners. Sim. This is a bravq world ! when a man should be selling land he must be learning manners. Is't not, my masters? Enter Eugenia. Ettg. What's here to do ? my suitors at the bar ! The old band shines again : oh miserable ! [She swoons. Evan. Read the law over to her, 'twill awake her : 'Tis one deserves small pity. Clean. Lastly, it is ordained, that all such \ -wives now whatsoever, thai shall design their ! husband's death, to be soon rid of them, and entertain suitors in their husbands' life- time Sim. You had best read that a little louder ; for, if anything, that will bring her to herself again, and find her tongue. Clean. Shall not presume, on the penalty of our heavy displeasure, to marry within ten years after. Eug. That law's too long by nine years and a half, I'll take my death upon't, so shall most women. Clean. And those incontinent women so offending, 1o be judged and censured by Hip- polita, wife to Cleanthes. Eug. Of all the rest, I'll riot be judged by her. Re-enter Hippolita. Clean. Ah ! here she comes. Let me prevent thy joys, Prevent them but in part, and hide the rest ; Thou hast not .strength enough to bear them, else. Hip. Leonides ! [She faints. Clean. I fear'd it all this while ; I knew 'twas past thy power. Hippolita ! What contrariety is in women's blood ! One faints for spleen and anger, she for grace. Evan. Of sons and wives we see the worst and best. May future ages yield Hippolitas Many ; but few like thee, Eugenia ! Let no Simonides henceforth have a fame, But all blest sons live in Cleanthe's name [Harsh music within. Ha ! what strange kind of melody was that? Yet give it entrance, whatsoe'er it be, This day is all devote to liberty. Enter Fiddlers, Gnotho, Courtezan, Cook, Butler, &c., with the Old Women, Agatha, and one bearing a bridecake for the wed- ding. Gnoth. Fiddlers, crowd on, crowd on ; let no man lay a block in your way. Crowd on, I say. Evan. Stay the crowd awhile ; let's know the reason of this jollity. Clean. Sirrah, do youknow where you are? Gnoth. Yes, sir ; I am here, now here, and now here again, sir. Lys. Your hat is too high crown'd, the duke in presence. Gnoth. The duke ! as he is my sovereign, I do give him two crowns for it, and that's equal change all the world over : as I am lord of the day (being my marriage-day the second) I do advance my bonnet. Crowd on afore. Leon. Good sir, a few words, if you will vouchsafe them ; Or will you be forced ? Gnoth. Forced! I would the duke himself would say so. 592 THE OLD LAW. Evan. I think he dares, sir, and does ; if you stay not, You shall be forced. Gnoth. I think so, my lord, and good reason too ; shall not I stay when your grace says I shall? I were unworthy to be a bride- groom in any part of your highness's do- minions, then : will it please you to taste of the wedlock-courtesy ? Evan. Oh, by no means, sir ; you shall not deface so fair an ornament for me. Gnoth. If your grace please to be cakated, say so. Evan. And which might be your fair bride, sir? Gnoth. This is my two-for-one that must be the uxor uxoris, the remedy doloris, and the very syceum amoris. Evan. 'And hast thou any else? Gnoth. I have an older, my lord, for other uses. Clean. My lord, I do observe a strange decorum here : These that do lead this day of jollity, Do march with music and most mirthful cheeks ; Those that do follow, sad, and woefully, Nearer the haviour of a funeral, Than of a wedding. Evan. 'Tis true ; pray expound that, sir. Gnoth. As the destiny of the day falls out, my lord, one goes to wedding, another goes to hanging ; and your grace, in the due con- sideration, shall find them much^.1 ike ; the one hath the ring upon her finger, the other the halter about her neck. / take thee, Beatrice, says the bridegroom ; / take thee, Agatha, says the hangman ; and both say together, to have and to hold, till death do part us. Evan. This is not yet plain enough to my understanding. Gnoih. If further your grace examine it, you shall find I shew myself a dutiful sub- ject, and obedient to the law, myself, with these my good friends, and your good sub- jects, our old wives, whose days are ripe, and their lives forfeit to the law : only myself, more forward than the rest, am already provided of my second choice. Evan. Oh ! take heed, sir, you'll run yourself into danger ; If the law finds you with two wives at once, There's a shrewd premunire. Gnoth. I have taken leave of the old, my lord. I have nothing to say to her ; she's going to sea, your grace knows whither, better than I do : she has a strong wind with her, it stands full in her poop ; when you please, let her disembcgue. Cook. And the rest of her neighbours with her, whom we present to the satisfaction of your highness' law. Gnoth. And so we take our leaves, and leave them to your highness. Crowd on. Evan. Stay, stay, you are too forward. Will you marry, And your wife yet living? Gnoth. Alas ! she'll be dead before we can get to church. If your grace would set her in the way, I would dispatch her : I have a venture on't, which would return me, if your highness would make a little more haste, two for one. Evan. Come, my lords, we must sit again ; here's a case Craves a most serious censure. Cook. Now they shall be dispatch 'd out of the way. Gnoth. I would they were gone once ; the time goes away. Evan. Which is "the wife unto the forward bridegroom ? Aga. I am, an it please your grace. Evan. Trust me, a lusty woman, able- bodied, And well-blooded cheeks. Gnoth. Oh, she paints, my lord ; she was a chambermaid once, and learn'd it of her lady. Evan. Sure I think she cannot be so old. Aga. Truly I think so too, an't please your grace. Gnoth. Two to one with your grace of that ! she's threescore by the book. Leon. Peace, sirrah, you are too loud. Cook. Take heed, Gnotho : if you move the duke's patience, 'tis an edge-tool ; but a word and a blow, he cuts off your head. Gnoth. Cutoff my head ! away, ignorant ! he knows it cost more in the hair ; he does- not use to cut off many such heads as mine : I will talk to him too ; if he cut off my head, I'll give him my ears. I say my wife is at full age for the law, the clerk shall take his oath, and the church-book shall be sworn too. E'san. Mylords, I leave this censure to you. Leon. Then first, this fellow does deserve punishment, For offering up a lusty able woman, Which may do service to the common- wealth, Where the law craves one impotent and use- less. Crcon. Therefore to be severely punished, For thus attempting a second marriage, His wife yet living. Lys. Nay, to have it trebled ; THE OLD LAW. 593 That even the day and instant when he should mourn, As a kind husband, at her funeral, He leads a triumph to the scorn of it ; Which unseasonable joy ought to be punish'd With all severity. But. The fiddles will be in a foul case too, by and by. Leon. Nay, further ; it seems he has a venture Of two for one at his second marriage, Which cannot be but a conspiracy Against the former. Gnoth. A mess of wise old men ! Lys. Sirrah, what can you answer to all these ? Gnoth. Ye are good old men, and talk as .age will give you leave. I would speak with the youthful duke himself ; he and I may speak of things that shall be thirty or forty years after you are dead and rotten. Alas ! you are here to-day, and gone to sea to-morrow. Evan. In troth, sir, then I must be plain with you. The law that should take away your old wife from you, The which I do perceive was your desire, Is void and frustrate ; so for the rest : There has been since another parliament, Has cut it off. Gnoth. I see your grace is disposed to be pleasant. Evan. Yes, you might perceive that ; I had not else Thus dallied with your follies. Gnoth. I'll talk further with your grace when I come back from church ; in the mean time, you know what to do with the old women. Evan. Stay, sir, unless in the mean time you mean I cause a gibbet to be set up in your way, And hang you at your return. Aga. O gracious prince ! Evan. Your old wives cannot die to-day "by any law of mine ; for aught I can say to them, They may, by a new edict, buiy you, And then, perhaps, you'll pay a new fine too. Gnoth. This is fine, indeed ! Aga. O gracious prince ! may he live a hundred years more. Cook. Your venture is not like to come in to-day, Gnotho. Gnoth. Orve me the principal back. Cook. Nay, by my troth, we'll venture still and I'm sure we have as ill a venture of it as you ; for we have taken old wives of purpose, that we had thought to have put away at this market, and now we cannot utter a pennyworth. Evan. Well, sirrah, you were best to dis- charge your new charge, and take your old one to you. Gnoth. Oh music ! no music, but prove most doleful trumpet ; Oh bride ! no bride, but thou mayst ptove a strumpet ; Oh venture ! no venture, I have, for one, now none ; Oh wife ! thy life is saved when I hoped it had been gone. Case up your fruitless strings ; no penny, no wedding ; Case up thy maidenhead ; no priest, no bedding : A vaunt, my venture ! ne'er to be restored, Till Ag, my old wife, be thrown overboard : Then come again, old Ag, since it must be so ; Let bride and venture with woful music go. Cook. What for the bridecake, Gnotho ? Gnoth. Let it be mouldy, now 'tis out of season, Let it grow out of date, currant, and reason ; Let it be chipt and chopt, and given to chickens. No more is got by that, than William Dickins Got by his wooden dishes. Put up your plums, as fiddlers put up pipes, The wedding dash'd, the bridegroom weeps and wipes. Fiddlers, farewell ! and now, without perhaps, Put up your fiddles as you put up scraps. Lys. This passion has given some satis- faction yet. My lord, I think you'll pardon him now, with all the rest, so they live honestly with the wives they have. Evan. Oh ! most freely ; free pardon to all. Cook. Ay, we have deserved our pardons, if we can live honestly with such reverend wives, that have no motion in them but their tongues. Aga. Heaven bless your grace ! you are a just prince. Gnoth. All hopes dash'd ; the clerk's duties lost, My venture gone; my second wife divorced; And which is worst, 'the old one come back again ! Such voyages are made now-a-days ! Besides these two fountains of fresh water, I will weep two salt out of my nose. Your grace had been more kind to your young iubjects heaven bless and mend yonr laws, that they do not gull your poor com., vy men: QQ 594 THE OLD LAW. but I am not the first, by forty, that has been undone by the law. Tis but a folly to stand upon terms ; I take my leave of your grace, as well as mine eyes will give me leave : I would they had been asleep in their beds when they opened them to see this day ! Come Ag, come Ag. [Exeunt Gnotho and Agatha. Crcon. Were not you all my servants ? Cook. During your life, as we thought, sir ; but our young master turn'd us away. Creon. How headlong, villain, wert thou in thy ruin ! Si'm. I followed the fashion, sir, as other young men did. If you were as we thought you had been, we should ne'er have come for this, I warrant you. We did not feed, after the old fashion, on beef and mutton, and such like. Creon. Well, what damage or charge you have run yourselves into by marriage, I cannot help, nor deliver you from your wives ; them you must keep ; yourselves shall again return to me. All. We thank your lordship for your love, and must thank ourselves for our bad bargains. [Exeunt. Evan. Clean thes, you delay the power of law, To be inflicted on these misgovern'd men, That filial duty have so far transgrcss'd. Clean. My lord, I see a satisfaction Meeting the sentence, even preventing it, Beating my words back in their utterance. See, sir, there's salt sorrow bringing forth fresh And new duties, as the sea propagates. The elephants have found their joints too {They kneel. Why, here's humility able to bind up The punishing hands of the severest masters, Much more the gentle fathers'. Sim. I had ne'er thought to have been brought so low as my knees again ; but since there's no remedy, fathers, reverend fathers, as you ever hope to have good sons and heirs, a handful of pity ! we confess we have deserved more than we are willing to receive at your hands, though sons can never de- serve too much of their fathers, as shall appear afterwards. Crcon. And what way can you decline your feeding now ? You cannot retire to beeves and muttons sure. Sim. Alas ! sir, you see a good pattern for that, now we have laid by our high and lusty meats, and are down to our marrow- bones already. Crcon. Well, sir, rise to virtues : we'll bind you now ; [They rise. You that were too weak yourselves to govern, By others shall be govern'd. Lys. Cleanthes, I meet your justice with reconcilement : If there be tears of faith in woman's breast, I have received a myriad, which confirms me To find a happy renovation. Clean. Here's virtue's throne, Which I'll embellish with my dearest jewels Of love and faith, peace and affection ! This is the altar of my sacrifice, Where daily my devoted knees shall bend. Age-honoured shrine ! time still so love you, That I so long may have you in mine eye Until my memory lose your beginning ! For you, great prince, long may your fame survive, Your justice and your wisdom never die, Crown of your crown, the blessing of your land, Which you reach to her from your regent hand! Leon. O Cleanthes, had you with us tasted The entertainment of our retirement, Fear'd and exclaim'd on in your ignorance, You might have sooner died upon the won- der, Than any rage or passion for our loss. A place at hand we were all strangers in, So sphered about with music, such delights, Such viands and attendance, and once a day So cheered with a royal visitant, That oft times, waking, our unsteady fancies Would question whether we yet lived or no. Or had possession of that paradise Where angels be the guard ! Evan. Enough, Leonides, You go beyond the praise ; we have our end,. And all is ended well : we have now seen The flowers and weeds that grow about our court. Sim. If these be weeds, I'm afraid I shall wear none so good again as long as my father lives. Evan. Only this gentleman we did abuse With our own bosom : we seem'd a tyrant, And he our instrument. Look, 'tis Cratilus, [Discovers Cratilus. The man that you supposed had now been travell'd ; * Which we gave leave to learn to speak, And bring us foreign languages to Greece. All's joy, I see ; let music be the crown : And set it high, " The good needs fear no law, It is his safety, and the bad man's awe." [Flourish. Exeunt. [Now for the first time printed m Massingers Works. \ Believe as you List. PROLOGUE. So far our author is from arrogance That he craves pardon for his ignorance In story. If you find what's Roman here, Grecian or Asiatic, draw too near A late and sad example, 'tis confest He's but an English scholar ; at his best A stranger to cosmography, and may err In the country's names, the shape and character Of the person he presents. Yet he is bold In me to promise, be it new or old, The tale is worth the hearing ; and may move Compassion, perhaps deserve your love And approbation. He dares not boast His pains and care, or what books he hath tost And turned to make it up. The rarity Of the events in this strange history, Now offered to you, by his own confession Must make it good, and not his weak expression. You sit his judges, and like judges be Fromfavoiir to his cause, or malice, free ; Then, whether he hath hit the white or miss'd, As the title speaks, Believe you as you list! DRAMATIS PERSONS. Antiochus, king of the Lower Asia, a fugitive. A Stoic Philosopher, friend to Antiochus. Chrysalus, Syrus, Geta, ungrateful servants ^Antiochus. Berecinthius, aflamen 0/~Cybele. First, Second, and Third Merchants, born subjects ~ , ,,-,, Demetrius, \&***** o/Flammms. Amilcar, Prince of the Carthaginian Senate. Hanno, Asdrubal, Carthalo, Carthaginian Senators. Lentulus, successor of Flaminius at Car- thage. Titus, head of Flaminius' intelligence de~ part me nt. Prusias, King of Bithynia. Philoxenus, tutor and minister o/" Prusias. Metellus, Proconsul of luusMams.. Sempronius, a Captain. Marcellus, a noble Roman, Proconsul of Sicily. Jailor, Officer, Captain, &c. Queen of Prusias. Courtezan. Cornelia, a noble Roman lady, wife to Mar- cellus. Moorish Waiting Woman. Guards, &<:., &>c. SCENE, Carthage, Bithynia, Callipolis, Syracuse. ACT I. SCENE I. The neighbouroo o Enter Antiochus and a Stoic. Stoic. You're now in sight of Carthage, that great city, j Which, in her empire's vastness, rivals Rome- At her proud height ; two hours will bring you thither. Make use of what you've learn'd in your long travails, And from the golden principles, read to you QQ2 596 BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. In the Athenian Academic, stand resolved For either fortune. You must now forget The contemplations of a private man, And put in action that which may comply with j The majesty of a monarch. Ant. How that title, That glorious attribute of majesty, That troublesome, though most triumphant robe Designed me in my birth, which I have worn i With terror and astonishment to others, Affrights me now ! O memory ! memory Of what I was once when the Eastern world With wonder, in my May of youth, look'd on me. Ambassadors of the most potent kings, : With noble emulation, contending To court my friendship, their fair daughters offered ' As pledges to assure it, with all pomp And circumstance of glory. Rome herself, i And Carthage, emulous whose side I should Confirm in my protection. O remembrance, With what ingenious cruelty and tortures, Out of a due consideration of My present low and desperate condition, Dost thou afflict me now. Stoic. You must oppose (For so the stoic discipline commands you) That wisdom with your patience fortified, Which holds dominion over fate, against The torrent of your passion. Ant. I should, I do confess I should, if I could drink up That river of forget fulness poets dream of. But still in dreadful forms, (philosophy wanting Power to remove them,) all those innocent spirits, Borrowing again their bodies, gashed with wounds, (Which strewed Achaia's bloody plains, and made Rivulets of gore) appear to me, exacting A strict account of my ambitious folly, For the exposing of twelve thousand souls, Who fell that fatal day, to certain ruin ; Neither the counsel of the Persian king Prevailing with me; nor the grave advice Of my wise enemy, Marcus Scaurus, hinder- ing My desperate enterprise too late repented. Methinks I now look on my butchere<-l army! Stoic. This is mere melancholy. Ant. O, 'tis more, sir; Here, there, and everywhere they do pur- sue me ! The genius of my country made a slave, Like a weeping mother, seems to kneel be- fore me, Wringing her manacled hands ! The hope- ful youth And bravery of my kingdom, in their pale And ghastly looks, lamenting that they were , Too soon by my means forced from their i sweet being : Old [He'sper with his fierce beams [scorc]h- ing in vain Their [wives, their sisters, and their tender daughters] Trained up in all delights, or sacred to The chaste Diana's rites, compelled to bow to The soldiers' lusts, or at an outcry sold Under the spear like beasts to be spurned and trod on By their proud mistresses, the Roman ' matrons ! O, sir, consider then if it can be In the constancy of a stoic to endure What now I suffer ? Stoic. Two and twenty years Travailing o'er the world, ycu've paid the forfeit Of this engagement : shed a sea of tears In your sorrow for it : and now, being called from The rigour of a strict philosopher's life By the cries of your poor country, you are bound With an obedient cheerfulness to follow The path that you are entered in, which will Guide you out 'of a wilderness of horror, To the flourishing plains of safety, the just ' gods Smoothing the way before you. Ant. Though I grant That all impossibilities are easy To their omnipotence, give me leave to fear ' The more than doubtful issue. Can it fall ' In the compass of my hopes the lordly : Romans, So long possessed of Asia, their plea Made good by conquest, and that ratified With their religious authority, The propagation of the commonwealth To whose increase they're sworn to, will e'ei part with A prey so precious, and so dearly purchased ? A tigress circled with her famished whelps Will sooner yield a lamb, snatched from the flock, To the dumb oratory of the ewe Than Romerestore one foot of earth that may Diminish her vast empire ! Stoic. In her will This may be granted, but you have a title BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. 597 So strong and clear that there's no colour left To varnish Rome's pretences. Add this, sir, The Asian princes, warned by your example, And yet unconquered, never will consent That such a foul example of injustice Shall, to the scandal of the present age, Hereafter be recorded. They in this Are equally engaged with you, and must, Though not in love to justice, for their safety In policy assist, guard, and protect you. And, you may rest assured, neither the king Of Parthia, the Gauls, nor big-boned Germans, Nor this great Carthage, grown already jealous Of Rome's encroachingempire, will cry Aim To such an usurpation, which must Take from their own security. Besides Your mother was a Roman ; for her sake, And the families from which she is derived, You must find favour. Ant. For her sake ! Alas, sir, Ambition knows no kindred. Right and lawful Was never yet found as a marginal note In the black book of profit. I am sunk Too low to be buoyed up, it being held A foolish weakness and disease in statists, In favour of a weak man, to provoke Such as are mighty. The imperious waves Of my calamities have already fallen [Here is a sad hiatus in the manuscript.] To them enter Chrysalus, Syrus, Geta, ser- vants of Antiochus, -who revile him, and rob and strip him. [The hiatus continues.] [Exeunt all but Antiochus. Anti [Farewell my h]opes ; despair with sable wings [Sail-strerch'd ab]ove my head : the gold with which i] us furnished me to supply my wants, And] make my first appearance like myself Have these] disloyal villains ravished from me. Wretch that I was to tempt their abject minds With such a purchase. Can I, in this weed, Without the gold to fee an advocate To plead my royal title, nourish hope Of a recovery? Forlorn majesty, Wanting the outer gloss and ceremony To give it lustre, meets no more respect Than knowledge with the ignorant. Ha ! what is Contained in this waste paper? 'Tis endorsed Jo the no-king Antiochus ; and subscribed No more thy servant, but superior, Chrysalus. What am I fallen to ? There is something writ more. Why this small piece of silver ? What I read may Reveal the mystery : Forget thou ivert ever Called king Antiochus. With this charity I enter thec a beggar. Too tough heart Will nothing break thee? O thatnow I stood On some high pyramid, from whence I might Be seen by the whole world, and with a voice Louder than thunder pierce the ears of proud And secure greatness with the true relation Of my remarkable story, that my fall Might not be fruitless, but still live the great Example of man's frailty. I that was Born and bred up a king, whose frown or smile Spake death or life ; my will a law ; my person Environed with an army : now exposed To the contempt and scorn of my own slave, Who in his pride, as a god compared with me, Bids me become a beggar ! But complaints are weak And womanish. I will like a palm tree grow Under my [own] huge weight. Nor shall the fear Of death or torture that dejection bring, Make me [or] live or die less than a king ! {Exit, SCENE \\.-A Street in Carthage. Enter Berecinthius (with, three petitions,) and three Merchants of Asia.. 1 Merch. We are grown so contemptible he disdains To give us hearing. 2 Merch. Keeps us at such a distance, And with his Roman gravity declines Our suit for conference, as with much more ease We might make our approaches to the Parthian, Without a present, than work him to have A. feeling of our grievances. 3 Merch. A statesman ! The devil, I think, who only knows him truly, Can give his character. When he is to deter- mine A point of justice, his words fall in measure Like plummets of a clock, observing time And just proportion. i Merch. But when he is To speak in any cause concerns himself, Or Rome's republic, like a gushing torrent, Not to be stopp'd in its full course, his reasons, Delivered like a second Mercuric, 598 BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. Break in, and [bear down] whatsoever is Opposed against them. 2 Moch. When he smiles, let such Beware as have to do with him, for then, Sans doubt, he's bent on mischief. Berec. As I am Cybele's flamen (whose most sacred image, Drawn thus in pomp, I wear upon my breast), I am privileged, nor is it in his power To do me wrong ; and he shall find I can Think, and aloud too, when I am not at Her altar kneeling. Mother of the gods ! what is he ? At his bast but a patrician of Rome, His name Titus Flaminius ; and speak mine, Berecinthius, arch-flamen to Cybele, It makes as great a sound. 3 Mcrch. True ; but his place, sir, And the power it carries in it, as Rome's legate, Gives him pre-eminence o'er you. Berec. Not an atom. When moral honesty and jus gentium fail To lend relief to such as are oppressed, Religion must use her strength. I'm perfect In these notes you gave me. Do they con- tain at full, Your grievances and losses. 1 Merck. Would they were As well redressed, as they are punctually Delivered to you. Berec. Say no more, they shall And to the purpose. 2 Merch. Here he comes. Berec. Have at him. Enter Flaminius with two freedmen, Calistus and Demetrius. Flam. Blow away these troublesome and importunate drones, I've embryons of greater consequence In my imaginations to which I must give life and form, not now vouchsafing To hear their idle buzzes. 2 Merch. Note you that ? Berec. Yes, I do note it ; but the Flamen is not So light to be removed by a groom's breath. I must, and will, speak, and I thus confront him. Flam. But that the image of the god- dess, which Thou wear'st upon thy breast, protects thy rudeness, T had forfeited thy life. Dost thou not tremble When an incensed Roman frowns ? JBcrec. I see No Gorgon in your face. Flam. Must I speak in thunder Before thou wilt be awed ? Berec. I rather look For reverence from thee if thou respectest The goddess' power, and in her name I charge thee To give me hearing. If these lions roar, For thy contempt of her expect a vengeance Suitable to thy pride. Flam. Thou shalt o'ercome, \ There's no contending with thee. 3 Merch. Hitherto : The Flamen hath the better. i Merch. But I iear He will not keep it. Berec. Know vou these men's i faces? Flam. Yes, yes, poor Asiatics. Berec. Poor ! They are made so By your Roman tyranny and oppression. Flam. . . . [to task] If arrogantly you presume to take The Roman government, your goddess can- not Give privilege to it, and you'll find and feel 'Tis little less than treason, Flamen. Berec. Truth In your pride is so interpreted : these poor men, These Asiatic merchants, whom you look on With such contempt and scorn, are they to whom Rome owes her bravery : their industrious search To the farthest Inde, with danger to them- selves Brings home security to you to you un- thankful : Your magazines are from their sweat sup- plied : The legions with which you fright the world Are from their labour "paid : the Tyrian fish, Whose blood dyes your proud purple, in the colour Distinguishing the senator's garded robe From a plebeian habit, their nets catch : The diamond hewed from the rock, the pearl Dived for into the bottom of the sea, The sapphire, ruby, jacinth, amber, coral, And all rich ornaments of your Latian dames Are Asian spoils. They are indeed the nurses And sinews of your war, and without them What could you do ? Your handkercher Flam. Wipe your face, BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. 599 You're in a sweat. The weather's hot, take heed Of melting your fat kidneys. Bcrcc. There's no heat Can thaw thy frozen conscience. Flam. To it again ; I am not mov'd. Berec. I see it. If you had The feeling of a man you would not suffer These men, who have deserved so well, to sink Under the burthen of their wrongs. If they Are subjects, why enjoy they not the right And privilege of subjects ? What defence Can you allege for your connivance to The Carthaginian gallies, who forced from them The prize they took, belonging not to them Nor their confederates ? Flam. With reverence To your so sacred goddess, I must tell you You're grown presumptuous ; and, in your demands, i A rash and saucy Flamen. Meddle with i Your juggling mysteries, and keep in awe i Your gelded ministers. Shall 1 yield account Of what I do to you ? 1 Merck. He smiles in frown. 2 Merck. Nay then I know what follows. 3 Merck. In his looks A tempest rises. Flam. How dare you complain, 1 Or in a look repine? Our government Hath been too easy, and the yoke, which Rome In her accustomed lenity imposed Upon your stubborn necks, begets con- tempt. Hath our familiar commerce and trading, Almost as with our equals, taught you to Dispute our actions? Have you quite forgot What we are, and you ought to be? Shall vassals Capitulate with their lords? 2 Merck. I vow he speaks In his own dialect. Flam. 'Tis too frequent, wretches, To have the vanquished hate the conqueror, And from us needs no answer. Do I not know How odious the lordly Roman is To the despised Asian ; and that To gain your liberty you would pull down The altars of your gods, and like the giants Raise a new war gainst heaven. i Merck. Terrible ! Flam. Did you not give assurance of this, when Giddy Antiochus died, and rather than Accept us guardians of your orphan king- dom, When the victorious Scaurus with his sword Pleaded the Roman title, with our vote, You did exclaim against us as the men That sought to lay an unjust gripe upon Your territories ; never remembering that In the brass-leaved book of fate it was set down The earth should know no sovereign but Rome. Yet you repine, and rather choose to pay Homage and fealty to the Parthian, The Egyptian Ptolemy, or indeed any, Than bow unto the Roman. Berec. And perhaps Our government in them had been more gentle, Since yours is insupportable. Flam. If thou wert not In a free state, the tongue that belloweth forth These blasphemies should be seared. For you presume not [To the Merchants. To trouble me, hereafter. If you do, You shall with horror to your proudest hopes Feel really that we have iron hammers To pulverize rebellion, and that We dare use you as slaves. Be you, too, warned, sir, [To Berec. And this is my last caution. I have seen A murmurer, like yourself, for his attempting To raise sedition in Rome's provinces, Hang'd up in such a habit ! [Exeunt Flaminius andfreedmen. Berec. I have took Poison in at my ears, and I shall burst If it come not up in my reply. 1 Merck. He's gone, sir. Berec. He durst not stay me. If he had, he'd found I would not swallow my spittle. 2 Merck. As we must Our wrongs and our disgraces. 3 Merck. O, the wretched Condition that we live in ! Made the anvil On which Rome's tyrannies are shaped and fashioned. 1 Merck. But our calamities there's nothing left us, Which we can call our own. 2 Merck. Our wives and daughters Lie open to their lusts, and such as should be Our judges dare not right us. 3 Merck. O, Antiochus ! Thrice happy were the men whom fate ap- pointed To fall with thee in Achaia. 6oo BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. 2 Merck. They have set A period to their miseries. i Afe.rch. We survive To linger out a tedious life ; and death We call in vain what flies us. Bcrec. If religion Be not a mere word only, and the gods Are just, we shall find a delivery When least expected. Enter Antiochus. 1 Merck. 'Tis beyond all hope, sir. Berec. Ha ! who is this ? Ant. Your charity to a poor man As you are Asians. 2 Merck. Pray you observe him. 3 Merck. I am amazed ! 1 Merck. I thunderstrook ! Bercc. What are you ? Ant. The King Antiochus. 2 Merck. Or some deity That hath assumed his shape ? Berec. He only differs In the colour of his hair, and age. Ant. Consider What two and twenty years of misery Can work upon a wretch : that long time spent too Under distant zeniths, and the change you look on Will not deserve your wonder. 1 Merck. His own voice ! 2 Merck. His very countenance, his fore- head, eyes ! 3 Merck. His nose, his very lip ! Berec. His stature, speech ! 1 Merck. His very hand, leg, foot ! 2 Merck. The moles upon His face and hands. 3 Merck. The scars caused by his hurts On his right brow and head. Berec. The hollowness Of his under jaw, occasioned by the loss Of a tooth pulled out by his chirurgion. 1 Merck. To confirm us, tell your chirur- gion's name When he served you. Ant. You all knew him as I Do you : Demetrius Castor. 2 Merck. Strange. 3 Merck. But Most infallibly true. Berec. So many marks Confirming us, we'll pay for our distrust A sacrifice for his safety. 1 Merck. May Rome smile ! 2 Merck. And Asia once more flourish ! 3 Merck. You the means, sir ! Ant. Silence your shouts : I will give stronger proofs Than these exterior marks when I appear Before the Carthaginian senators, With whom I have held more intelligence And private counsels than with all the kings Of Asia or Afric : I'll amaze them With the wonder of my story. Berec. Yet, until Your majesty be furnished like yourself, To a neighbour village Ant. Where you please. The omen Of this encounter promises a good issue : . And, our gods pleased, oppressed Asia, When aid is least expected, may shake off The insulting Roman bondage, and in me Gain and enjoy her pristine liberty. {Exeunt, ACT II. SCENE I. Carthage. A Room in the House of Flaminius. Enter Flaminius and his frecdman Calistus. Flam. A man that styles himself Antiochus say you ? Calls. Not alone styled so, but as such received And honoured by the Asians. Flam. Two impostors. For their pretension to that fatal name, Already have paid dear ; nor shall this third Escape unpunished. Calls. I will exact your wisdom With an Herculean arm (the cause requires it) To strangle this new monster in the birth. For, on my life, he hath delivered to The credulous multitude such reasons why They should believe he is the true Antiochus That, with their gratulations for his safety, And wishes for his restitution, many Offer the hazard of their lives and fortunes To do him service. Flam. Poor seduced fools ! However 'tis a business of such weight I must not sleep in 't. Is he now in Carthage? Calls. No, sir ; removed to a grange some two miles off ; And there the malcontents, and such, whose wants With forfeited credits make them wish a change Of the Roman government, in troops flock to him. Flam. With one puff thus will I dis- perse and scatter This heap of dust. Here take my ring. By this BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. 6or ! Entreat my friend Amilcar to procure , A mandate from the Carthaginian senate For the apprehension of this impostor, 1 And with all possible speed. [Z?.rz7Calistus. Howe'er I know i The rumour of Antiochus' death uncertain, ! It much imports the safety of great Rome ' To have it so believed. Enter Demetrius. Dem. There wait without : Three fellows I ne'er saw before, who much Importune their access. They swear they bring Business along with "em that deserves your care, It being for the safety of the republic, And quiet of the provinces. They are full Of gold I've felt their bounty. Flam. Such are welcome. I Give them admittance. In this various play i Of state and policy, there is no property But may be useful. Enter Chrysalus, Geta, and Syrus. Now, friends, what design Carries you to me? Geta. My most honoured lord Synis. May't please your mightiness Flam. Let one speak for all. I cannot brook this discord. Chrys. As our duties Command us, noble Roman, having dis- covered A dreadful danger, with the nimble wings ; Of speed approaching to the state of Rome, : We hold it fit you should have the first notice, That you may have the honour to prevent it. Flam. I thank you ; but instruct me what form wears The danger that you speak of. Chrys. It appears | In the shape of King Antiochus. Flam. How ! Is he Rose from the dead ? Chrys. Alas ! he never died, sir; He at this instant lives the more the pity He should survive, to the disturbance of Rome's close and politic counsels in the getting . Possession of his kingdom, which he would Recover (simple as he is) the plain And downright way of justice. Flam. Very likely. But how are you assured this is Antiochus, And not a counterfeit ? Answer that. I Chrys. I serv'd him ' In the Achaian war, where, his army routed, And the warlike Romans hot in their exe- cution, To shun their fury he and his minions were (Having cast oft their glorious armour) forced To hide themselves as dead, with fear and horror, Among the slaughtered carcases. I lay by them, And rose with them at midnight. Then retiring Unto their ships, we sailed to Corinth : thence To India, where he spent many years With their gymnosophists. There I waited on him, ! And came thence with him. But, at length, tired out With an unrewarded service, and affrighted In my imagination with the dangers, Or rather certain ruins, in pursuing His more than desperate fortunes, we forsook him. Flam. A wise and politic fellow ! Give me thy hand. Thou'rt sure of this ? Chrys. As of my life. Flam. And this is Known only to you three ? Chrys. There's no man lives else To witness it. Flam. The better : but inform me, And, as you would oblige me to you, truly, Where did you leave him ? Syrus. For the payment of Our long and tedious travail, we made bold To rifle him. Flam. Good ! Geta. And so disabling him Of means to claim his right, we hope despair Hath made him hang himself. Flam. It had been safer If you had done it for him. But as it is, You are honest men. You have revealed this secret To no man but myself? Chrys. Nor ever will. Flam. I will take order that you never shall. ' [Aside. And, since you have been true unto the state, I'll keep you so. I'm even now considering How to advance you. Chrys. What a pleasant smile His honour throws upon us. Geta. We are made. Flam. And now 'tis found out, that no danger may Come near you, should the robbery be dis- covered, BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. Which the Carthaginian laws, you know, call death, My house shall be your sanctuary. Syrus. There's a favour ! j Flam. And that our entertainment come j not short Of your deservings, I commit you to My secretary's care. See that they want not, Among their other delicates Chrys. Mark that ! Flam. A sublimated pill of mercuric, For sugar to their wine. Dem. I understand you. Flam. Attend these.honest men, as if they were Made Roman citizens. And be sure, at night, I may see 'em well-lodged. Dead in the vault, I mean, Their gold is thy reward. \Aside to Demetrius. Dem. Believe it done, sir. Flam. And when 'tis known how I have recompensed {Though you were treacherous to your own king,) The service done to Rome, I hope that others Will follow your example. Enter, friends ; I'll so provide that when you next come forth, You shall not fear who sees you. Chrys. Was there ever So sweet a tempered Roman ? Flam. You shall find it. [Exeunt. Ha! what's the matter? Do I feel a sting here, For what is done to these poor snakes ? My reason Will easily remove it. That assures me, That, as I am a Roman, to preserve And propagate her empire, though they were My father's sons, they must not live to witness Antiochus is in being. The relation The villain made, in every circumstance Appeared so like to truth, that I began To feel an inclination to believe What I must have no faith in. By my birth I am bound to serve thee, Rome, and what I do, Necessity of state compels me to. {Exit. SCENE II. The Senate Hallin Carthage. Enter Amilcar, Hanno, Asdrubal, and Carthalo. Amil. To steer a middle course 'twixt these extremes, Exacts our serious care. Hanno. I know not which way I should incline. Amil. The reasons this man urges, To prove himself Antiochus, are so pregnant, And the attestation of his countrymen In every circumstance so punctual, As not to show him our compassion were An act of barb'rous cruelty. Carth. 'Under correction, Give me leave to speak my thoughts. \Ye're bound to weigh Not what we should do in the point of honour, Swayed by our pity, but what may be done With the safety of the state. Asd. Which is, indeed, The main consideration : for, grant This is the true Antiochus, without danger, Nay, almost certain ruin to ourselves, We cannot yield him favour or protection. Hanno. We've fear'd and felt the Roman power, and must Expect, if we provoke him, a return Not limited to the quality of the offence, But left at large to his interpretation, Which seldom is confined. Who knows not that The tribute Rome receives from Asia, is Her chief supportance ;. other provinces Hardly defray the charge by which they are Kept in subjection. They, in name, perhaps, j Render the Roman terrible ; but his strength And power to do hurt, without question, is | Derived from Asia. And can we hope then, That such as lend their aids to force it from them, Will be held for less than capital enemies, And, as such, pursued and punished ? Carth. I could wish We were well rid of him. Asd. The surest course Is to deliver him into the hands Of bold Flaminius. Hanno. And so oblige Rome, for a matchless benefit. Amil. I f my power Were absolute, as 'tis but titular, And that confined too, being by you .elected Prince of the Senate only for a year, I would oppose your counsels, and not labour With arguments to confute them. Yet, how- ever, Though a fellow-patriot with you, let it not ! ; savour Of usurpation, though in my opinion I cross your abler judgments. Call to mind Our grandsires' glories (though not seconded With due imitation), and remember BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. 603 'With what expense of coin, as biood, they did Maintain their liberty, and kept the scale Of empire even 'twixt Carthage and proud Rome ; And though the Punic faith is branded by Our enemies, our confederates and friends, And seventeen kings, our feodaries, found it As firm as fate. Our strengths upon the sea Exceeding theirs and our land soldiers In number far above theirs, though inferior In arms and discipline (to our shame we speak it) And then for our cavallery, in the champaign How often have they brake their piles, and routed Their coward legions. Hanno. This, I grant, is not To be contradicted. Amil. If so we find it In our records, and that this state hath been The sanctuary to which mighty kings Have fled to for protection, and found it, Let it not to posterity be told That we so far degenerate from the race We are derived, as in a servile fear Of the Roman power, in a kind to play the bawds To their ravenous lusts, by yielding up a man, That wears the shape of our confederate, To their devouring gripe, whose strong assurance Of our integrity and impartial doom Hath made this seat his altar. Carth. I join with you In this opinion, but no farther than It may be done with safety. Asd. In his ruins To bury ourselves, you needs must grant to be An inconsiderate pity, no way suiting With a wise man's reason. Carth. Let us face to face Hear the accuser and accused, and then, As cither's arguments work on us, determine As the respect of our security Or honour shall invite us. Amil. From the Senate, Entreat the Roman, Titus Flaminius To assist us with his counsel. Hanno. And let the prisoner Be brought into the court. Amil. The gods of Carthage Direct us the right way ! Enter Flaminius. Asd. With what gravity He does approach us. Carth. As he would command, Not argue his desires. Amil. May it please your lordship To take your place. Flam. In civil courtesy As I am Titus Flaminius, I may thank you ; But, sitting here as Rome's ambassador, (In which you are honoured,) to instruct you in Her will, (which you are bound to serve, not argue) t must not borrow that were poor but take As a tribute due to her, that's justly styled The mistress of this earthly globe, the bold- ness To reprehend your slow progression in Doing her greatness right. That she believes, In me, that this impostor was suborned By the conquered Asiatics, in their hopes Of future liberty, to usurp the name Of dead Antiochus, should satisfy Your scrupulous doubts ; all proofs beyond this being Merely superfluous. Carth. My lord, my lord,. You trench too much upon us. Asd. W r e are not Led by an implicit faith. Hanno. Nor, though we would Preserve Rome's amity, must not yield up The freedom of our wills and judgments to Quit or condemn, as we shall be appointed By her imperious pleasure. Carth. We confess not, Nor ever will, she hath a power above us. Carthage is still her equal. Amil. If you can Prove this man an impostor, he shall suffer As he deserves. If not, you shall perceive You have no empire here. Hanno. Call in the pris'ner : Then, as you please, confront him. Flam. This neglect Hereafter will be thought on. Amil. We shall stand The danger howsoever. When we did, His cause unheard, at your request commit This king or this impostor, you received More favour than we owed you. Officer [within]. Room for the prisoner ! Enter Antiochus, habited as a king, Bere- cinthius, the three Merchants, am? a Guard. Ant. This shape, that you have put me in, suits ill With the late austereness of my life. Berec. Fair gloss Wrongs not the richest stuff, but sets it off, 6o 4 BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. And let your language, high and stately, speak you ! As you were born a king. Ant. Health to the Senate. We do suppose your duties done. Sit still. Titus Flaminius,' we remember you. As you are a public minister from Rome You may sit covered. Flam. How ! Ant. But as we are A potent king in whose court you have waited And sought our favour, you betray your pride, And the more than saucy rudeness of your manners. A bended knee, remembering what we are, Much better had become you. Flam. Ha ! Ant. We said it : But fall from our own height to hold dis- course "With a thing so far beneath us. Berec. Admirable ! Amil. The Roman looks as he had seen the wolf. How his confidence aw r es him. Asd. Be he what he will, He bears him like a king ; and I must tell you I am' amazed too. Ant. Are we so transformed From what we were, since our disaster in The Grecian enterprise, that you gaze upon us As some strange prodigy ne'er seen in Afric. Antiochus speaks to you, the King Antiochus, And challenges a retribution in His entertainment of the love and favours Extended to you. Call to memory Your true friend and confederate, who re- fused In his respect to you the proffered amity Of the Roman people. Hath this vile en- chanter Environed me with such thick clouds in your Erroneous belief, from his report That I was long since dead, that, being present, The beams of majesty cannot bre;ik through i The foggy mists, raised by his wicked charms, To lend you light to know me ? I cite you, My lord Amilcar : now I look on you As prince of the senate, but, when you were less, I've seen you in my court assisted by Grave Hanno, Asdrubal, and Carthalo, The pillars of the Carthaginian greatness. I know you all. Antiochus ne'er deserved To be thus slighted. Amil. Not so. We in you Look on the figure of the King Antiochus, But, without stronger proofs than yet you: have Produced to make us think so, cannot near you But as a man suspected. Ant. Of what guilt? Flam. Of subornation and imposture. Ant. Silence This fellow's saucy tongue. O Majesty ! How soon a short eclipse hath made thy splendour, As it had never shined on these, forgotten ! But you refuse to hear me as a king, Deny not yet, in justice, what you grant To common men, free liberty without His interruption (having heard what he Objects against me) to acquit myself Of that, which, in his malice, I am charged with. Amil. You have it. Ant. As my present fortune wills me I thank your goodness. Rise thou cursed agent Of mischief, and accumulate in one heap All engines, by the devil thy tutor fashioned To ruin innocence. In poison steep Thy bloodied tongue, and let thy words, as- full Of bitterness as malice, labour to Seduce these noble hearen. Make me, in Thy coined accusation, guilty of Such crimes, whose names my innocence ne'er knew, I '11 stand the charge. And when that thou hast shot All arrows in thy quiver, feathered with Slanders, and aimed with cruelty, in vain, My truth, though yet concealed, the moun- tains of Thy glossed fictions in her strength re- moved, Shall in a glorious shape appear, and show Thy painted mistress, falsehood, when: stripped bare Of borrowed and adulterate colours, in Her own shape and deformity. Berec. I am ravished t 1 Merch. O, more than royal sir ! Amil. Forbear. 2 Merck. The monster Prepares to speak. Berec. And still that villainous smile Ushers his following mischiefs. Flam. Since the assurance, From one of my place, quality, and rank, Is not sufficient with you to suppress This bold seductor, and to acquit our state From the least tyrannous imputation, I will forget awhile I am a Roman, BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. 605 "Whose arguments are warranted by his sword And not filled from his tongue. This crea- ture here, That styles himself Antiochus, I know For an apostata Jew, though others say He is a cheating Greek called Pseudolus, And keeps a whore in Corinth. But I'll come 'To real proofs ; reports and rumours being Subjects unsuitable with my gravity To speak, or yours to hear. 'Tis most ap- parent The king Antiochus was slain in Greece ; His body, at his subjects' suit, delivered ; His ashes, from the funeral pile, raked up, And in a golden urn preserved, and kept In the royal monument of the Asian kings. :Such was the clemency of Marcus Scaurus, The Roman conqueror, whose triumph was -Graced only with his statue. But suppose He had survived (which is impossible) Can it fall in the compass of your reason That this impostor (if he were the man "Which he with impudence affirms he is) Would have wandered two and twenty tedious yeais Like a vagabond o'er the world, and not have tried .Rome's mercy as a suppliant. Hanno. Shrewd suspicions. Flam. A mason of Callipolis, heretofore, Presumed as far, and was, like this im- postor, By slavish Asians followed. And a second, .A Cretan of a base condition, did Maintain the like. All ages have been fur- nished With such as have usurped upon the names .And persons of dead princes. Is it not As evident as the day this wretch, instructed By these poor Asians (sworn enemies "To the majesty of Rome) but personates The dead Antiochus : hired to it by these 'To stir up a rebellion, which they call Delivery or restoring. And will you, ~Who, for your wisdom, are esteemed the sages .And oracles of Afric, meddle in 'The affairs of this affronter, which no monarch, Less rash and giddy than Antiochus was, Would undertake. Ant. Would I were dead, indeed, Rather than hear this, living ! Flam. I confess He hath some marks of king Antiochus, but The most of 'em artificial. Then observe What kind of men they are that do abet him : Proscribed and banished persons : the ring- leader Of this seditious troop a turbulent Flamen, ! Grown fat with idleness Berec. That's I. Flam. And puffed up With the wind of his ambition. Berec. With reverence to [This place,] thou liest. I am grown to this ' bulk By being ...... Amil. I [bow to] your goddess. She Defends you from a whipping. Hanno. Take him off, He does disturb the court. Berec. I'll find a place yet Where I will roar my wrongs out. {Exeunt Officers loitk Berecinthius. Flam. As you have, In the removing of that violent fool, Given me a taste of your severity, Make it a feast, and perfect your great jus- tice In the surrendering up this false pretender To the correction of the law, and let him Undergo the same punishment, which others Have justly suffered that preceded him In the same machination. Ant. As you wish A noble memory to after times Reserve one ear for my defence, and let not For your own wisdoms let not that belief, This subtle fiend would plant, be rooted in : you Till you have heard me. Would you know the truth, And real cause, why poor Antiochus hath So long concealed himself? Though in the ' opening A wound, in some degree by time closed up, I shall pour scalding oil and sulphur in it, I will, in the relation of my To be lamented story, punctually Confute my false accuser. Pray you conceive, As far as your compassion will permit, How great the grief and agony ef my soul ' was, When I considered that the violence Of my ill-reined ambition had made Greece The fatal sepulchre of so many thousands Of brave and able men, that might have ! stood In opposition for the defence Of mine own kingdom, and a ready aid For my confed'rates. After which rout, And my retreat in a disguise to Athens, 6o6 BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. The shame of this disgrace, though I then had The forehead of this man, would have de- terred me From being ever seen where I was known ; And such was then my resolution. A mil. This granted, whither went you ? Ant. As a punishment Imposed upon myself, and equal to My wilful folly, giving o'er the world, I went into a desert. Flam. This agrees With the dead slaves' report ; but I must contemn it. [Aside. A mil. What drew you from that austere life? Asd. Clear that. Ant. The counsel of a grave philosopher Wrought on me to make known myself the man That I was born. And, of all potentates In Afric, to determine of the truth Of my life and condition I preferred The commonwealth of Carthage. Flam. As the fittest To be abused. Ant. This is not fair. Amil. My lord, If not entreat, I must command your silence, Or absence which you please. Flam. So peremptory ? Ant. To vindicate myself from all sus- picion Of forgery and imposture, in this scroll, Writ with my royal hand, you may peruse A true memorial of all circumstances, Answers, despatches, doubts, and difficulties Between myself and your ambassadors, Sent to negociate with me. Amil. Fetch the records. Ant. 'Tis my desire you should. Truth seeks the light. And, when you have compared them, if you find them. In any point of moment differing, Enter one with the books. Conclude me such a one, as this false man Presents nfe to you. But, if you perceive Those private passages, in my cabinet argued, And, but to your ambassadors and myself, Concealed from all men, in each point agreeing, Judge if a cheating Greek, a Pseudolus, Or an apostata Jew, could e'er arrive at Such deep and weighty secrets. Han no. To a syllable They are the same. Amil. It cannot be but this is The true Antiochus ! Flam. A magician rather, And hath the spirit of Python. Carth. These are toys. Ant. You see he will omit no trifle, that His malice can lay hold of, to divert Your love and favour to me. Now for my death : The firmest base on which he builds the strength Of his assertions : if you please to weigh it, With your accustom 'd wisdom, you'll per- ceive 'Tis merely fabulous. Had they meant fairly And, as a truth, would have it so con- firmed To the doubtful Asians, why did they not Suffer the carcase they affirmed was mine To be viewed by such men as were interested In the great cause, that were bred up with me, And were familiar with the marks I carried Upon my body, and not rely upon Poor prisoners taken in the war, from whom, In hope of liberty and reward, they drew Such depositions as they knew would make For their dark ends. Was anything more easy Than to suppose a body, and that placed on A solemn hearse, with funeral pomp tcx inter it In a rich monument ; and, then, proclaim This is the body of Antiochus, King of the lower Asia ! Flam. Rome's honour Is taxed in this of practise and corruption \ I'll hear no more. In your determinations. Consider what it is to hold and keep her Your friend or enemy. {Exit Flaminius. Amil. We wish we could Receive you as a king, since your relation Hath wrought so much upon us that we do Incline to that belief. But since we cannot As such protect you, but with certain danger,. Until you are by other potent nations Proclaimed for such, our fitting caution Cannot be censured, though we do entreat You would elsewhere seek justice. A fit. Where? when 'tis Frighted from you by power ? Amil. And yet take comfort. Not all the threats of Rome shall force us to Deliver you. The short time that you stay In Carthage you are safe. No more a pri- soner You are enlarged. With full security Consult of your affairs. In what we' may BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. 607 We are your friends. Break up the court. [Exeunt all but Antiochus and the three Merchants. 1 Merch. Dear sir, Take courage in your liberty. The world Lies open to you. 2 Merch. We shall meet with comfort When most despaired of by us. Ant. Never, never ! Poor men, though fallen, may rise, but kings like me, If once by fortune slaved, are ne'er set free. [Exeunt. ACT III. SCENE I. Hoiise 0/Tlaminius at Carthage. Enter Flaminius (with two letters], Calistus, and Demetrius. Flam. You gave him store of gold with the instructions That I prescribed him ? Cal. Yes, my lord, and on The forfeiture of my credit wi f h your honour, Titus will do his parts, and dive into Their deepest secrets. Flam. Men of place pay dear For their intelligence. It eats out of the profit Of their employment. But, in a design Of such weight, prodigality is a virtue. The fellow was of trust that you despatched To Rome with the packets ? Dem. Yes, sir, he flies not rides. By this, if his access answer his care, He is upon return. Flam. I am on the stage, And if now, in the scene imposed upon me, So full of change nay, a mere labyrinth Of politic windings I show not myself A Protean actor, varying every shape With the occasion, it will hardly poise The expectation. I'll so place my nets That, if this bird want wings to carry him, At one flight, out of Afric, I shall catch him. Calistus ! Cal. Sir. Flam. Give these at Syracusa To the proconsul Marcellus. Let another post To Sardinia with these. You have the picture Of the impostor ? Dem. Drawn to the life, my lord. Flam. Take it along with you. I have commanded, In the senate's name, that they man out their gallies, And not to let one vessel pass without A strict examination. The sea _T'_ I Shall not protect him from me. I've charged } too The garrisons, that keep the passages By land, to let none 'scape, that come from, Carthage, Without a curious search. Enter Lentulus. Lent. I will excuse My visit without preparation. Fear not Flam. Who have we here? Lent. When you have viewed me better You will resolve yourself. flam. My good lord Lentulus ! Lent. You name me right. The speed that brought me hither As you see accoutred and without a train Suitable to my rank may tell your lordship That the design admits no vacant time ' For compliment. Your advertisements have been read In open court. The consuls and the senate Are full o wonder and astonishment At the relation. Your care is much Commended, and will find a due reward, When what you have so well begun is ended. In the meantime with their particular thanks They thus salute you. You'll find there that they (Their good opinion of me far above My hopes or merits) have appointed me Your successor in Carthage, and commit Unto your abler trust the prosecution Of this impostor. Flam. As their creature ever I shall obey, and serve them. I will leave My freedman to instruct you in the course Of my proceedings. You shall find him able And faithful, on my honour. Lent. t I receive him At his due value. Can you guess yet whither This creature tends. By some passengers I met I wastold howe'erthestate denies toyield him To our dispose, they will not yet incense us- By giving him protection. 'Flam. Ere long, I hope I shall resolve you. To my [aid] Enter Titus. Here comes my true discoverer. Be brief, And labour not with circumstance to endear The sendee thou hast done me. Titus. As your lordship Commanded me, in this Carthaginian habit I made my first approaches, and delivered The gold was given me, as a private present, Sent from the lord Amilcar for his viaticum BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. To another country-. For I did pretend I was his menial sen-ant. Flam. Very well. Titus. 'Twas entertained almost with sacrifice, And I, as one most welcome, was admitted Into their turbulent counsel. Many means Were there propounded, whither, and to whom, Their king Antiochus (for so they style him) Should fly for safety. One urged to the Parthian, A second into Egypt, and a third To the Batavian. ' But, in conclusion, The corpulent Flamen, that would govern all, And in his nature would not give allowance To any proposition that was not The child of his own brain, resolved to carry 'Their May-game prince, covered with a disguise, To Prusias king of Bithynia. Hi^ opinion Carried it ; and thither, without pause or stay, To thank my lord for his bounty, they are gone Upon my certain knowledge, for I rid Two days and nights along, that I might not build Upon suppositions. By this they are At their journey's end. Flam. With my thanks, there's thy reward. I will take little rest until I have Soured his sweet entertainment. You have been In the court of this Prusias. Of what temper is he? Lent. A well disposed and noble gentle- man, And very careful to preserve the peace And quiet of his subjects. Flam. I shall find him The apter to be wrought on. Do you know who is His special favourite ? Lent. One that was his tutor, A seeming politician, and talks often The end of his ambition is to be A gentleman of Rome. Flam. I shall fit him, fear not. Your travail's ended mine begins : I take my leave. Formality of manners now is useless : I long to be a horseback. Lent. You have my wishes For a fair success. Flam. My care shall not be wanting. [E.\-eu7if. SCENE II. Capital ^/Prusias, king of Bithynia. Eiiter Antiochus and the three Merchants. 1 .]fc>'ch. This tedious journey, from your majesty's Long discontinuance of riding hard, With weariness hath dull'd your spirits. 2 Merck. ' The Flamen, His corpulency considered, hath held out Beyond imagination. 3 Mcrch. As often As he rode down a hill I did expect The chining of his horse. Ant. I wonder more How mine sustained his burden, since the weight That sits on my more heavy heart would crack The sinews of an elephant. 2 Merck. Tis said That beast hath strength to carry six armed men In a turret on his back. Ant. True. But the sorrow Of a wretched and forsaken king like me Is far more ponderous. i Mcrch. O part not, sir, From your own strength by yielding to despair. I am most confident Berecinthius will, From the great king Prusias in his good- ness great Bring comfort to you. [Flourish. Ant. I am prepared, however. Lower I cannot fall. Enter Berecinthius. 3 Merck. Ha ! these are signs Of a glorious entertainment not contempt ! Dercc. Bear up, sir. I have done you simple service : I thank my eloquence and boldness for it. . When would a modest silent fool effect What I have done? But such men are not born For great employments. The fox, that would confer With a lion without fear, must see him often. O for a dozen of rubbers and a bath, And yet I need no tub since I drench myself In mine own balsam. i Merck. Bal>amum? It smells Like a tallow chandler's shop. Bcrec. Does it so ? thou thin-gut ! Thou thing without moisture ! But I have no time BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. 609 To answer thee. The great king by my means, sir- Ever remember that in his own person, With his fair consort and a gallant train, [Flourish. Are come to entertain you. Ant. Jove! ifthouart Pleased that it shall be so Berec. Change not Jove's purpose In your slowness to receive it. In your car- riage Express yourself. They come. Enter Prusias, his Queen, and Philoxenus. Prusias. The strong assurance You gave at Carthage to confirm you are The king Antiochus (for so much, from My agent there I've heard) commands me to Believe you are so. And however they, Awed by the Roman greatness, durst not lend you Aid or protection ; in me you shall find A surer guard. I stand on mine own bases, .-Nor shall or threats or prayers deter me from Doing a good deed in itself rewarded ; You are welcome to my bosom. Ant. All that yet I can return you, sir, is thanks, expressed In tears of joy, to find here that compassion Hath not forsook the earth. Queen. Alas, good king, I pity him! Prus. This lady, sir, your servant, Presents her duty to you. Ant. Pray you forgive me. Calamity, my too long rude companion, Hath taught me, gracious madam, to forget Civility and manners. [Kisses her. Queen. I ne'er touched But the king, my husband's lips, and, as I live, He kisses very like him. Prus. Here is one I dare present to you, for a knowing man In politic designs. But he is present, I should say more else. Ant. Your assistance, sir, To raise a trod-down king, will well become you. Philox. What man can do that is fami- liar with The deep directions of Xenophon, Or Aristotle's politics, besides Mine own collections, which some prefer, And with good reason, as they say, before 'em, Your highness may expect. Prus. We will at leisure, Consider of the manner and the means How to restore you to your own. Queen. And till then Suppose yourself in your own court. Ant. The gods Be sureties for the payment of this debt I stand engaged. Your bounties overwhelm; me. [Flourish. Exeunt all but Berecin- thius, and the Merchants. Berec. Ay ! marry this is as it should be I Ha! After these storms raised by this Roman devil, Titus Flaminius you know whom I mean Are we got into the port once. I must purge, i Me) r erch. Not without cause. Berec. Or my increasing belly Will metamorphose me into the shape Of a great tortoise, and I shall appear A cipher, a round man, or what you will. Now jeer at my bulk, and spare not. 1 Merch. You are pleasant. Berec. Farce thy lean ribs with hope, and thou wilt grow to Another kind of creature. When our king is Restored, let me consider, as he must be, And I the principal means, I'll first grow rich, Infinite rich, and build a strange new temple To the goddess that I worship, and so bind her To prosper all my purposes. 2 Merch. Be not rapt so. Berec. Prithee, do not trouble me. First I will expel The Romans out of Asia. And, so breaking Their reputation in the world, we will Renew cur league with Carthage. Then draw to Our party the Egyptian Ptolemy, And great Arsaces' issue. I will be The general, and march to Rome, which taken, I'll fill proud Tiber with the carcases Of men, women, and children. Do not per- suade me, I'll show no mercy ! 3 Merch. Have the pow'r to hurt first. Berec. Then by the senators, whom I'll use as horses, I will be drawn in a chariot, made for my bulk, In triumph to the capitol, more admired Than Bacchus was in India. Titus Fla- minius Our enemy, led like a dog in a chain, As I descend or reascend in slate, K R BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. Shall serve for my foot-stool. I will conjure him If revenge hath any spells. Enter Flaminius with Demetrius. Flam. Command the captain To wait me with his galley at the next port. I'm confident I shall fraught him. I [Exit Demetrius. i Merck. You are conjuring, And see what you have raised. Berec. Cybele save me ! I do not fear me, Pluto, though thou hast t _ Assumed a shape not to be matched in Cocytus ! Why dost thou follow me ? Flam. Art thou mad? Berec. Thou com'st To make me so. How my jelly quakes. Avaunt ! What have I to do with thee? Fla m . You' 11 know at leisure . The time is now too precious. [Exit Flaminius. Berec. Tis vanished. Sure, 'twas an apparition. 1 Merck. I fear A fatal one to us. 2 Merck. We may easily guess at The cause that brings him hither. 3 Merck. . Now, if ever, Confirm the king i Merck. Against this battery New works are to be raised, or we are ruined. Berec. What think you of this rampire ? 'twill hold out ! And he shall shoot through an* through it but I'll cross him. [Exeunt. SCENE III. Court of Prusias. Enter Flaminius and Philoxenus. Flam. What we have said, the consuls will make good, And the glad senate ratify. Philox. They have so Obliged me for this favour, that there is not A service of that difficulty, from which I would decline. In this rest confident, I am your own and sure. Flam. You shall do, sir, A noble office in it. And, however : W 7 e thank you for the courtesy, the profit And certain honours, the world's terror, Rome, . In thankfulness cannot but shower upon you, I Are wholly yours. How happy I esteem i Myself, in this employment, to meet with A wise and provident statesman. Philox. My good lord ! Flam. I flatter not in speaking truth. You are so, And, in this prompt alacrity, confirm it. Since a wise forecast in the managing Worldly affairs is the true wisdom rashne?s, The schoolmistress of idiots. You well know Charity begins at home, and that we are Nearest unto ourselves. Fools build upon Imaginary hopes, but wise men ever On real certainties. A tender conscience, Like a glowworm, shows a seeming fire in darkness, But, set near to the glorious light of honour, It is invisible. As you are a statesman And a master in that art you must remove All rubs tho' with a little wrong some- times That may put by the bias of your counsels From the fair mark they aim at. Philox. You are read well In worldly passages. Flam. I barter with you Such trifles as I have. But, if you pleased, You could instruct me that philosophy And policy, in states, are not such strangers As men o'er curious and precise would have them. But to the point. With speed get me access To the king your pupil. And 'tis well for him That he hath such a tutor. Rich Bithynia Was never so indebted to a patriot, And vigilant watchman, for her peace and safety, As to yourself. Philox. Without boast I may whisper I have done something in that way. Flam. All, in all ! Fame, filling her loud trump with truth, proclaims it ! But, when it shall be understood you are The principal means, by which a dangerous serpent, Warm'd in your sovereign's bosom, is de- livered To have his sting and venomous teeth pulled out ; And the ruin, in a willing grant, avoided, Which in detaining him falls on the king- dom, Not Prusias alone, but his saved people, Will raise your providence altars ! Philox. ' Let me entreat Your patience some few minutes. I'll bring the king In person to you. Flam. Do, and, this effected, Think of the ring you are privileged to wear When a Roman gentleman ; and, after that, BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. 611 | Of provinces and purple ! [Exit Philoxenus. I must smile now In my consideration with what glibness My flatteries, oiled with hopes of future greatness, Are swallowed by this dull pate. But it is not Worth the observation. Most of our seem- ing statesmen Are caught in the same noose. .. ^fr**" Prusias and Philoxenus approaching. Returned so soon And the king with him ! But his angry forehead Furrowed with frowns. No matter, I am for him. Prus. From the people of Rome so quick ? Hath he brought with him Letters of credence, and authority To treat with us? Philox. I read them. Prus. What can he Propound which I must fear to hear? I would Continue in fair terms with that warlike nation, Ever provided I wrong not myself In the least point of honour. Philox. To the full He will instruct your majesty, Flam. So may Felicity, as a page, attend your person, As you embrace the friendly counsel sent you From the Roman senate. Prus. With my thanks to you Their instrument, if the advice be such, As by this preparation you would have me Conceive it is, I shall and 'twill become me Receive it as a favour. Flam. Know then, Rome, In her pious care that you may still increase The happiness you live on ; and your sub- jects, Under the shadow of their own vines, eat The fruit they yield them their soft musical feasts Continuing, as they do yet, unaffrighted With the harsh noise of war entreats as low As her known power and majesty can descend, You would return, with due equality, A willingness to preserve what she hath con- quered From change and innovation. Prus. I attempt not To trouble her, nor ever will. Flam. Fix there ! Or if, for your own good, you will move further, Make Rome your thankful debtor by sur- rendering Into her hands the false impostor, that Seeks to disturb her quiet. Prus. This I looked for : And that I should find mortal poison wrapp'd up In your candied pills. Must I, because you say so, Believe that this most miserable king is A false affronter ? who, with arguments Unanswerable, and near miraculous proofs, Confirms himself the true Antiochus. Or is it not sufficient that you Romans, In your unsatisfied ambition, have Seized with an unjust gripe on half the world, Which you call conquest? If that I consent not To have my innocence soiled with that pol- lution You are willingly smeared o'er with Flam. Pray you, hear me Prus. I will be first heard. Shall I, for your ends, Infringe my princely word? or break the laws Of hospitality ? defeat myself Of the certain honour to restore a king Unto his own ? and what you Romans have Extorted and keep from him ? Far be't from me! I will not buy your amity at such loss. So it be to all after times remembered I held it not sufficient to live As one born only for myself, and I Desire no other monument ! Flam. I grant It is a specious thing to leave behind us A fair report, though in the other world We have no feeling of it : and to lend A desperate, though fruitless, aid to such As Fate, not to be altered, hath marked out Examples of calamity, may appear A glorious ornament : but here's a man, The oracle of your kingdom, that can tell you, When there's no probability it may be Effected, 'tis mere madness to attempt it. Philox. A true position. Flam. Your inclination Is honourable, but your power deficient, To put your purpose into act. Prus. My power? 6l2 BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. Flam. Is not to be disputed, if weighed truly With the petty kings your neighbours ; but, when balanced With the globes and sceptres of my mistress Rome, Will but 1 spare comparisons, but you build on Your strength to justify the fact. Alas, It is a feeble reed, and leaning on it Will wound your hand much sooner than support you. You keep in pay, 'tis true, some peace- trained troops, Which avre your neighbours ; but consider, when Our eagles shall display their sail-stretched wings, Hovering o'er our legions, what defence Can you expect from yours? Philox. Urge that point home. Flam. Our old victorious bands are ever ready ; And such, as are not our confed'rates, tremble, To think where next the storm shall fall, with horror. Philoxenus knows it. Will you to help one You should contemn, and is'not wortli your pity, Pull it on your own head? Your neighbour Carthage Would smile to see your error. Letmepaint The danger to you ere it come. Imagine Our legions, and the auxiliary forces Of such as are our friends and tributaries, Drawn up Bithynia covered with our. armies All places promising defence blocked up With our armed troops the siege con- tinuing - Famine within and force without disabling All opposition then the army entered ! As victor}' is insolent, the rapes Of virgins and grave matrons reverend old men With their last groans accusing you your city And palace sacked Philox. Dear sir ! Flam. And you yourself Captived ; and, after that, chained by the neck ; Your matchless queen, yourchildren, officers, friends, Waiting, as scorns of fortune, to give lustre To the victor's triumph. Philox. I am in a fever To think upon it. Flam. As a friend I have delivered. And more than my commission warrants me, This caution to you. But now Peace or War? If the first I entertain it. If the latter, I'll instantly defy you ! Philox. Pray you say Peace, sir, Prus. On what conditions ? Flam. The delivery Of this seductor and his complices. On no terms else and suddenly. Prus. How can I Dispense with my faith given? Philox. I'll yield you reasons. Prus. Let it be Peace then, oh. Pray you call in [Exit Philoxeiius, The wretched man. In the meantime I'll consider How to excuse myself. Flam. While I, in silence, Triumph in my success, and meditate On the reward that crowns it. A strong army Could have done no more than I alone, and with A little breath, have effected. Enter Queen, Antiochus, Berecinthius, the three Merchants, Philoxenus, and Deme- trius. Ant. Goodness guard me ! Whom do I look on ? Sir, come further from him. He is infectious ; so swollen with mischief, And strange impieties ; his language too So full of siren sorceries, if you hear him There is no touch of moral honesty, Though rampired in your soul, but will fly from you. The mandrake's shrieks, the aspick's deadly tooth, The tears of crocodiles, or the basilisk's eye Kill not so soon, nor with that violence As he who, in his cruel nature, holds Antipathy with mercy. Prus. I am sorry A /it. Sorry for what? That you had an intent To be a good and just prince ? Are com- passion And charity grown crimes ? Prus. The gods can witness How much I would do for you. And but that Necessity of state Ant. Make not the gods Guilty of your breach of faith ! From them, you find not Treachery commanded ; and the state, that seeks BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. 613 Strength from disloyalty, in the quicksands which She trusteth in, is swallowed. Tis in vain To argue with you. If I am condemned, Defences come too late. What do you purpose Shall fall on poor Antiochus ? Prus. For my Security there being no means left else Against my will I must deliver you. Ant. To whom? Enter Guard. Prus. To Rome's ambassador. A fit. O, the Furies Exceed not him in cruelty ! Remember I am a king ! your royal guest ! Your right hand, The pawn and pledge that should defend me from My bloody enemy ! Did you accuse The Carthaginian senate for denying Aid and protection to me giving hope To my despairing' fortunes ? Or but now Raise me to make my fall more terrible ? Did you tax them of weakness, and will you So far transcend them in a coward fear, Declaimed against by your own mouth ? O, sir, ; If you dare not give me harbour, set me safe yet In any desert, where this serpent's hisses May not be heard ; and to the gods I'll speak you A prince both wise and honourable. Prus. Alas ! It is not in my power. Ant. As an impostor Take off my head then. At the least so far Prove merciful. Or with any torture ease me Of the burthen of a life : rather than yield me To this politic state hangman. Flam. This to me is A kind of ravishing music ! Queen. I have lived For many years, sir, your obedient handmaid, Nor ever in a syllable presumed To cross your purpose. But now, with a sorrow As great almost as this poor king's, beholding Your poverty of spirit for it does Deserve no better name I must put off Obsequiousness and silence, and take to me The warrant and authority of your queen, And, as such, give you counsel. Prus. You displease me. Queen. The physic promising health is ever bitter. Will you that are a man nay Hear me. more, A king of men do that, forced to it by fear, Which common men would scorn ? I am a woman A weak and feeble woman yet before I would deliver up my bondwoman, And have it told I did it by constraint, I would endure to have these hands cut off, These eyes pull'd out Prus. I'll hear no more. Queen. Do then, As a king should. Prus. Away with her ! [They bear off the Queen. Flam. My affairs Exact a quick despatch. Prus. He's yours. Conceive What I would say. Farewell. [Exeunt Prusias and Philoxenus. Ant. That I had been Born deaf ! I will not grace thy triumph, tyrant, With one request of favour. [Exit Antiochus guarded. Berec. My good lord ! Flam. Your will, dear Flamen ? Berec. I perceive you are like To draw a great charge upon you. My fat bulk, And these my lions, will not be kept for a little. Nor would we be chargeable. And, there- fore, kissing Your honoured hands, I take my leave. Flam. By no means, I have been busy, but I shall find leisure To treat with you in another place. Berec. I would not Put your lordship to the trouble. Flam. It will be A pleasure rather. Bring them all away. Berec. The comfort is, whether I drown or hang I shall not be long about it. I'll preserve The dignity of my family. Flam. 'Twill become you. [Exeunt omnes. ACT IV. SCENE I. A Street in Callipolis. Enter Metellus, Proconsul of "Lusii^ma., and Sempronius, a Captain. Met. A revolt in Asia ? Scmp. Yes. On the report The long-thought dead Antiochus lives. Met. I heard 6i 4 BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. Such a one appeared in Carthage, but sup- pressed By Titus Flaminius, my noble friend, Who, by his letters, promised me a visit If his designs, as I desire they may, Succeeded to his wishes. Semp. Till you behold him I can bring your honour, if you please, where you ; May find fair entertainment. Met. From whom, captain ? Semp. A new rigg'd pinnace, that put off from Corinth, And is arrived among us tight and yare Nor comes she to pay custom for her fraught, But to impose a tax, on such as dare Presume to look on her, which smock gamesters offer Sooner than she .demands it. Met. Some fresh courtezan Upon mine honour ! Semp. You are i' the right, my lord. Met. And there lies your intelligence ? Semp. True, my good lord. 'Tis a discovery will not shame a captain When he lies in garrison. Since I was a trader In such commodities I never saw Her equal. I was ravished with the object, And, would you visit her, I believe you'd write Yourself of my opinion. Met. Fie upon thee ! I am old. Semp. And therefore have the greater use Of such a cordial. All Medea's drugs, And her charms to boot, that made old ^Eson young, Were nothing to her touch. Your viper wine, So much in practice with grey-bearded gallants, But vappa to the nectar of her lips. She hath done miracles since she came. A usurer, Full of the gout, and more diseases than His crutches could support, used her rare physic But one short night, and rising in the morn- ing, he Danced a lavolta ! Met. Prithee, leave thy fooling, And talk of something else. Semp. The whole world yields not Apter discourse. She hath all the qualities Conducing to the sport ; sings like a siren ; Dances, as the gross element of earth Had no part in her ; her discourse, so full Of eloquence and prevailing, there is nothing She asks to be denied her. Had she desired My captain's place, I had cashier'd myself : j And, should she beg your proconsulship, if ! you heard her, 'Twere hers upon my life. Met. She should be damned first, And her whole tribe ! Enter Flaminius. My lord Flaminius, welcome ! ' I have long been full of expectation Of your great design, and hope a fair success Hath crowned your travail in your bringing in This dangerous impostor. Flam. At the length I have him and his complices. Met. I'll not now Enquire how you achieved him, but would know, Since 'tis referr'd to you, what punishment Should fall upon him ? Flam. If you please, in private, I will acquaint you. Met. Captain, let me entreat you To meditate on your woman in the next room. We may have employment for you. Semp. I'd rather She would command my service. [Exit Sempronius. Met. Pray you sit. Flam. Now, my good lord, I ask your grave advice What course to take. Met. That, in my judgment, needs not Long consultation. He is a traitor, And, his process framed, must, as a traitor, suffer A death due to his treason. Flam. There's much more To be considered, there being a belief, Dispersed almost through Asia, that he is The true Antiochus ; and we must decline The certain scandal it will draw upon The Roman government, if he die the man He is by the most received to be ; and there- fore, Till that opinion be removed, we must Use some quaint practice, that may work upon His hopes or fears, to draw a free confession That he was suborned to take on him the name He still maintains. Met. That, torture will wrest from him. I know no readier way. Flam. If you had seen His carriage in Carthage and Bithynia You would not think so. Since I had him in BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. 615 My power I have used all possible means that might Force him into despair, and so to do A violence on himself. He hath not tasted These three days any sustenance, and still Continues fasting. Met. Keep him to that diet Some few hours more. Flam. I am of opinion rather, Some competence offered him, and a place of rest, Where he might spend the remnant of his days In pleasure and security, might do more Than fear of death or torture. Met. It may be There are such natures : and now I think upon't, I can help you to a happy instrument To motion it. Your ear. [ Whispers. Flam. 'Tis wondrous well, And may prove fortunate. Met. 'Tis but a trial. However, I will send for her. Flam. Pray you do. She shall have my directions. Met. What botches Are made in the shop of policy ! Flam. So they cover The nakedness we must conceal, it skills not. [Exeunt. SCENE II. The Prison in Callipolis. Enter Jailor, with a poniard and a halter. Jailor. Why should I feel compunction for that Which yields me profit ? Ha ! a prisoner's tears Should sooner pierce flint, or Egyptian marble Than move us to compassion. Yet I know not Why, the sufferings of this miserable man Work strangely on me. Some say he is a king. It may be so ; but, if they hold out thus, I'm sure he's like to die a beggar's death, And starve for hunger. I am, by a servant Of the lord Flaminius, strictly commanded, Before I have raised him out of the dungeon, to Lay these instruments in his view. To what end I'm not to enquire, but I am certain, After his long fast, they are viands that Will hardly be digested. Do you hear, sir ? Ant. [below.] If thou'rt my death'sman, welcome ! Jailor. I so pity you That I wish I had commission, as you rise, To free you from all future misery, To knock your brains out. Ant. Would thou hadst ! Jailor. You have The liberty to air yourself, and that Is all I can afford 'you. Fast, and be merry; I am elsewhere called on. [Exit Jailor. Ant. Death ! as far as faintness Will give me leave to chide thee, I am angry Thou comest not at me. No attendance? Famine, Thy meagre harbinger, flatters me with hope- Of thy so wished arrival, yet thy coming Is still deferred. Why? Is it in thy scorn To take a lodging here ? I am a king, And know that not the reverence that waits Upon the potent sceptre, nor the guards Of faithful subjects ; neither threats nor prayers Of friends or kindred ; nor yet walls of brass Or iron, should their proud height knock at the moon, Can stop thy passage, when thou art resolved To force thy entrance : yet a king, in reason, By the will of fate severed from common men. Should have the privilege and prerogative, When he is willing, to disrobe himself Of this cobweb garment, life, to have thee- ready To do thy fatal office. What have we here > Enter Flaminius, Metellus, andSempronius above. A poniard, and a halter ! From the objects I am easily instructed to what end They were prepared. Either will serve the turn To ease the burthen of a wretched life. Or thus [lifts the dagger] or thus [lifts the- halter\ in death ! I must commend The Roman courtesy. How am I grown So cheap and vile in their opinion that I am denied an executioner ? Will not the loss of my life quit the cost ? O rare frugality ! Will they force me to Be mine own hangman ? Every slave, that's guilty Of crimes not to be named, receives such favour By the judge's doom, and is my innocence The oppressed innocence of a star-crossed king- Held more contemptible ? My better ange!, Though wanting power to alter fate, discovers Their hellish purposes. Yes yes 'tis so. " ' body's death will not suffice, they aim at My soul's perdition. And shall I, to shun A. few more hours of misery, betray her ? No, she is free still, and shall so return From whence she came, and in her pureness triumph. 6i6 BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. Their tyranny chained and fettered [Sinks back from -weakness. Flam. O, the devil ! Thou art weak. This will not do. [Orders the Jailor to take in food. Met. Mark how he'll stand The second charge. Semp. The honour is reserved For the pretty tempting friend I brought my life on't. Enter Jailor, with brown bread, and a wooden dish of water. Jailor. Here, sir, take this. Tho' coarse it will kill hunger. It is your daily pittance. Yet, when you please, Your commons may be mended. Ant. Show me the way. Jailor. Confess yourself to be a cozening knave The matter's feasible. But, if you will be Still king of the crickets, feed on this and live. You shall not say we starved you. [Exit Jailor. Ant. Stay, I beseech thee, And take thy cruel pity back again To him that sent it. This is a tyranny That doth transcend all precedents. My soul, But even now, this lump of clay, her prison, Of itself, in the want of nourishment, opening, Had shook off her sick feathers, and prepared Herself to make a noble flight, as set At liberty, and now this reparation Again immures. You ! for whose curious palates The elements are ransacked, look upon This bill of fare, by my penurious steward, Necessity, served to a famished king ; And, warned by my exam pie, when your tables Crack not with the weight of deer, and far- fetched dainties, Dispute not with heaven's bounties. What shall I do? If I refuse to touch and taste these coarse And homely cakes, I hasten my own fate, And so, with willingness, embrace a sin I hitherto have fled from. No I'll eat ; And if, at this poor rate, life can continue, I will not throw it off. Flam. I pine with envy To see his constancy. [A lute is heard. Met. Bid your property enter And use her subtlest magic. Semp. I have already Acquainted her with her cue. The music ushers Her personal appearance. [A song. Ant. From what hand And voice do I receive this charity? It is unusual at such a feast : But I miscall it. 'Tis some new-found engine Mounted to batter me ! Ha ! Enter Courtezan. Court. If I were not More harsh and rugged in my disposition Than thy tormentors, these eyes had out- stripped My tongue, and, with a shower of tears, had told you Compassion brings me hither. Ant. That I could Believe so much, as, by my miseries ! (An oath I dare not break) I gladly would ; Pity methinks, I know not how, appears So lovely in you. Court. It being spent upon A subject, in each circumstance deserving An universal sorrow, tho' 'tis simple It cannot be deformed. May I presume To kiss your royal hand, for sure you are not Less than a king ! Ant. Hive I one witness living Dares only think so much ? Court. I do believe it, And will die in that belief; and nothing more Confirms it than your patience, not to be Found in a meaner man. Not all the trim I Of the majesty you were born to, tho' set off j With pomp and glorious lustre, showed you i in Such full perfection as, at this instant, Shines round about you, in your constant ' bearing Your adverse fortune a degree beyond All magnanimity that ever was Canonized by mankind ! Ant. Astonishment And wonder seizes on me. Pray what are i you? Court. Without your pity nearer to the i grave Than the malice of prevailing enemies Can hurry you. Ant. My pity ! I will part with So much from what I have engrossed to mourn Mine own afflictions, as I freely grant it. Will you have me weep before I know the cause In which I may serve you ? Court. You already have Spent too much of that stock. Pray you, first hear me, And wrong not my simplicity with doubts Of that I shall deliver. I am a virgin BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. 617 Semp. If I had not toyed with her myself I should now believe her ! Court. And, tho' not of the eagle's brood descended From a noble family. Semp. Her mother sold her To a Corinthian lecher at thirteen, As 'tis reported. Met. Be silent, I command you Ant. To be a virgin, and so well derived In my opinion, fair one, are not things To be lamented. Court. If I had not fallen From my clear height of chastity I confess it In my too fonvard wishes. That, sir, is A sin I am guilty of ! I am in love, sir, Impotently mad in love and my desires Not to be stopped in their career. Ant. With whom Are you so taken ? Court. With your own dear self, sir, Behold me not with such a face of wonder : It is too sad a truth. The story of Your most deplorable fortune at the first warmed me With more than modest heats ; but, since I saw you, I am all fire, and shall turn cinders, if You show not mercy to me. Ant. Foolish creature, If I could suppose this true, and met your wishes With equal ardour, as I am, what shadow Df seeming hope is left you to arrive at The port you long for ? Court. If you will be good Unto yourself the voyage is accomplished, [t is but putting off a poisoned shirt, Which in the wearing eats into your flesh, And must, against your will, be soon forced from you : The malice of your enemies tendering to you Vlore true security, and safety, than The violence of your friends' and servants' wishes Could heap upon you. Ant. 'Tis impossible. Clear this dark mystery, for yet, to me, You speak in riddles. Court. I will make it easy To your understanding, and thus sweeten it \Ofiers to kiss him. In the delivery. 'Tis but to disclaim, With the continual cares that wait upon it, The title of a king. Ant. Devil Flaminius ! I find you here ! Court. Why do you turn away ? The counsel that I offer, if you please To entertain it, as long-wished companions, In her right hand, brings liberty and a calm, After so many storms. And you no sooner Shall, to the world, profess you were suborned To this imposture tho' / still believe It is a truth but, with a free remission For the offence, I, as your better genius, Will lead you, from this place of horror, to A paradise of delight, to which compared, Thessalian Tempe, or that garden, where Venus with her revived Adonis spend Their pleasant hours, and make from their embraces A perpetuity of happiness, Deserve not to be named. There, in an arbour, Of itself supported o'er a bubbling spring, With purple hyacinths and roses covered, We will enjoy the sweets of life ; nor shall Arithmetic sum up the varieties of Our amorous dalliance. Our viands such, As not alone shall nourish appetite, But strengthen our performance. And, when call'd for, The quiristers of the air shall give us music : And, when we slumber, in a pleasant dream You shall behold the mountains of vexations Which you have heaped upon the Roman tyrants In your free resignation of your kingdom, And smile at their afflictions. Ant. Hence, you siren ! Court. Are you displeased ? Ant. Were all your flatteries Aimed at this mark? Will not my virtuous anger, Assisted by contempt and scorn, yield strength To spurn thee from me? But thou art some whore Some common whore and, if thou hast a soul, As in such creatures it is more than doubted) 't hath its being in thy wanton veins, And will, with thy expense of blood, become Like that of sensual beasts ! Met. This will not do. Ant. How did my enemies lose them- selves to think, A painted prostitute with her charms could conquer What malice, at the height, could not subdue. s all their stock of malice so consumed, As, out of penury, they are forced to use A whore for their last agent ? Court. If thou wcrt 6i8 BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. Ten times a king thou liest. I am a lady A gamesome lady of the last edition ; And, tho' I physic noblemen, no whore. Met. He hath touched her freehold ! Scmp. Now let her alone, And she will worry him . Court. Have I lived to have My courtesies refused ? That I had leave To pluck thy eyes out ! Are you so coy? Thou art a man of snow, And thy father got thee in the wane of the moon ! But scorn me not. 'Tis true I was set on By the higher powers ; but now, for all the wealth In Asia, thou shalt not have the favour, Though, prostrate on the earth, thou wouldst implore it To kiss my shoestring. Enter Jailor and others. Flam. We lose time, my lord. Court. Foh ! how he stinks ! I will not wear a rag more That he hath breathed on. Met. Without more ado Let him have his sentence. Flam. Drag him hence. Ant. Are you there? Nay then Flam. I will not hear him speak. My anger Is lost. Why linger you ? Ant. Death ends all, . however ! [Exeunt. SCENE III.- -Place of Execution, Callipolis. Enter Offic'irs, leading in Berecinthius and ist Merchant, with halters. Berec. What a skeleton they've made of me ! Starve me first, And hang me after ! Is there no conscience extant To a man of my order ? They have de- graded me, Ta'en away my lions, and to make me roar like them They've pared the flesh off from my fingers' ends, And then laughed at me ! I've been kept in darkness These five long days no visitants but devils, Or men in shapes more horrid, coming at me. A chafing dish of coals and a butcher's knife I found set by me and, inquiring why, I was told that I had flesh enough of mir own, And, if that I were hungry, I might freely Off. Ber Eat mine own carbonadoes, and be chro- nicled For a cannibal never read of ! Will you walk, sir? erec. I shall come too soon, tho' I creep, to such a breakfast ! I ever use to take my portion sitting : Hanging in the air, it is not physical. Off. Time flies away, sir. Berec. Why let him fly, sir. Or, if you please to stay him, And bind up the bold knave's wings, make use of my collar. There's substance in it, I can assure your worship, And I thank your wisdom that you make distinction Between me and this starveling. He goes to it Like a greyhound for killing of sheep in a twopenny slip, But here's a cable will weigh up an anchor, And yet, if I may have fail play, ere I die Ten to one I shall make it crack. Off. What would you have, sir ? Berec. My ballast about me. I shall ne'er sail well else To the other world. My bark you see wants stowage. But give me half a dozen hens, and a loin of veal To keep it steady, and you may spare the trouble Of pulling me by the legs, or setting the knot Under mine ear. This drum, well braced, defies Such foolish courtesies. i Merch. This mirth, good Flamen, Is out of season. Let us think of Elysium If we die honest men ; or what we there Shall suffer from the furies. Berec. Thou'rt a fool To think there are or gods or goddesses, For the latter, if that they had any power, Mine, being the mother of them, would have helped me. They are things we make ourselves. Or, grant there should be A hell, or an Elysium, sing I cannot To Orpheus' harp in the one, nor dance in the other. But if there be a Cerberus, if I serve not To make three sops for his three heads, that may serve For something more than an ordinary break- fast, The cur is devilish hungry. Would I had Run away with your fellow merchants, I had then' BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. 6rc> Provided for my frame. Yet, as I am, I have one request to make, and that, my friends, Concerns my body, which I pray you grant, And then I shall die in peace. Off. What is it ? Berec. Marry, That you would be suitors to the proconsul for me That no covetous Roman, after I am dead, Maybeg to have my skin flayed off, andstuff it With straw like an alligator, and then show it In fairs and markets for a monster. Tho' I know the sight will draw more fools to gape on't Than a camel or an elephant, aforehand I tell you, if you do, myghostshall haunt you. Off. You shall have burial, fear not. Berec. And room enough To tumble in, I pray you, tho' I take up More grave than Alexander. I have ill luck If I stink not as much as he, and yield the worms As large a supper. i Merch. Are you not mad to talk thus? Berec. I came crying into the world, and am resolved To go out merrily therefore despatch me. [Exeunt. SCENE IV. Proconsul's House at Callipolis. Enter Metellus and Flaminius. Met. There was never such constancy. * Flam. You give it Too fair a name. ! Tis foolish obstinacy, For which he shall, without my pity, suffer. What we do for the service of the republic, And propagation of Rome's glorious empire, Needs no defence, and we shall wrong our judgments To feel compunction for it. Have you given order, According to the sentence, that the impostor, Riding upon an ass, his face turned to The hinder part, may in derision be Brought through Callipolis? Met. Yes. And a paper Upon his head, in which, with capital letters, His faults are inscribed, and by three trum- peters Proclaimed before him ; and that clone to have him Committed to the gallies. Here comes Sempronius, Enter Sempronius. To whom I gave the charge. Semp. I have performed it In every circumstance. Flam. How do the people Receive it ? Semp. As an act of cruelty, And not of justice. It drew tears from all The sad spectators. His demeanour was In the whole progress worth the observation, But, in one thing, most remarkable. Flam. What was that ? Semp. When the city-clerk with a loud voice read the cause For which he was condemned, in taking on him The name of a king, with a settled coun- tenance The miserable man replied, / am so ; But when he touched his being a cheating Jew, His patience moved, with a face full of anger He boldly said, ' Tis false. I never saw Such magnanimity. Flam. Frontless impudence rather ! Met. Or anything else you please. Flam. Have you forced on him The habit of a slave? Semp. Yes, and in that, Pardon my weakness, still there does appear A kind of majesty in him. Flam. You look on it With the eyes of foolish pity that deceives you. Semp. This way he comes ; and, I believe, when you see him, You'll be of my opinion. Off. (within). Make way there. Enter Officers leading in Antiochus, his head shaved, in the habit of a slave. Ant. Fate ! 'tis thy will it should be thus, and I With patience obey it. Was there eve?, In all precedent maps of misery, Calamity so drawn out to the life As she appears in me ? In all the changes Of fortune, such a metamorphosis Antiquity cannot show us ! Men may read there Of kings deposed, and some in triumph led By the proud insulting Roman. Yet they were Acknowledged such, and died so. My sad fate Is of worse condition, and Rome To me more barbarous than ere yet to any Brought in subjection. Is it not sufficient ' That the locks of this our royal head are shaved off 620 BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. My glorious robes changed to this slavish habit Thishand, that grasped a sceptre, manacled Or that I have been, as a spectacle, Exposed to public frown, if to make perfect This cruel reckoning I am not compelled To live beyond this, and, with stripes, be forced To stretch my shrunk-up sinews at an oar, In the company of thieves and murderers My innocence, and their guilt, no way dis- tinguished, But equal in our sufferings ? Met. You may yet Redeem all, and be happy. Flam. But, persisting In this imposture, think but what it is To live in hell on earth, and rest assur'd It is your fatal portion. Ant. Do what you please ! I am in your power, but still Antiochus, King of the lower Asia no impostor That, four and twenty years since, lost a battle, And challenge now mine own, which tyrannous Rome With violence keeps from me. Flam. Stop his mouth ! Ant. This is the very truth ; and if I live Thrice Nestor's years in torture, I will speak No other language. Met. I begin to melt. Flam. To the galley with him ! A nt. Every place shall be A temple to my penitence in me ! {Exeunt. ACT V. SCENE I. Syracuse. Enter Marcellus, proconsul of Sicily (with a letter), and the 2nd and yd Merchants. Mar. Upon your recantation this Gal- lerien Was not Antiochus, you had your pardons Signed by the senate ? 2 Merck. Yes, my lord. Mar. Troth, tell me, And freely I am no informer did you Believe and know him such, or raised that rumour For private ends of your own? 3 Merck. May it please your excellence To understand, the fear of death wrought on us, In a kind, to turn apostatas : besides, Having proved our testimonies could not help him, We studied our safeties. 2 Merck. A desire too Of the recovery of our own, kept from us With strong hand, by his violent persecutor, Titus Flaminius, when he was at Carthage, Urged us to seek redress ; nor was it fit We should oppose great Rome. Mar. In worldly wisdom You are excusable. But 3 Merck. We beseech your honour Press us no further. Mar. I do not purpose it. Do you know what this contains ? [Holding up the letter. 2 Merck. No, my good lord. 3 Merck. Perhaps we b[ring the warralnt for our [deatjhs, As 'tis said of Bellerophon, yet we durst not Presume to open it. Mar. 'Twas manners in you. But I'll discharge you of that fear. There is Nor hurt intended to you. 3 Merck. We thank your lordship. Alar. How is the service of Flaminius spoke of In Rome ? 2 Merck. With admiration, and many Divine great honours to him. Mar. The people's voice Is not oraculous ever. Are you sure The galley in which your supposed king is chained Was bound for Syracusa? 3 Merck. She is now In the port, my lord. Mar. Titus Flaminius in her ? 3 Merck. Upon my certain knowledge. Mar. Keep yourselves Concealed till you are called for. When least hoped for You shall have justice. 2 Merck. Your honour's vassals ever. {Exeunt Merchants. Alar. Here, here, it is apparent that the poet Wrote truth, tho' no proof else could be alleged To make it good, that though the heavens lay open To human wishes, and the fates were bound To sign what we desire, such clouds of error Involve our reason, we'd still beg a curse, And not a blessing. How many, born unto Ample possessions, and, like petty kings, Disposing of their vassals, sated with The peace and quiet of a country life, Carried headlong with ambition, contend To wear the golden fetters of employment, Presuming there's no happiness but in BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. 621 The service of the state. But when they have tried, By a sad experience, the burthen of them, When 'tis not in their power, at any rate, They would redeem their calm security, Mortgaged in wantonness. Alas ! what are i we, That govern provinces, but preys exposed To every subtle spy ; and when we have, Like sponges, sucked in wealth, we are squeezed out By the rough hand of the law ; and, failing in ! One syllable of our commission, with The loss of what we got with toil, we draw What was our own in question. You come timely, Enter Cornelia, ivilh a Moor- woman. To turn my tired thoughts from a sad dis- course That I had with myself. Corn. I rather fear, sir, I bring an argument along with me That will increase, not lessen, such con- ceptions As I found with you. Mar. Why, sweet! what's the matter? Corn. W T hen I but name Antiochus, tho' I spare', To make a brief relation, how he died, Or what he is, if he now live, a sigh, And seconded with a tear, I know, must fall As a due tribute to him. Mar. Which I pay Without compulsion. But why do you Lance this old sore ? Corn. The occasion commands it, And now I would forget it, I am forced, In thankfulness, to call to memory \ The favours for which we must ever owe him. 1 You had the honour, in his court at Sardis, i To be styled his friend, an honour Rome and Carthage Were rivals for, and did deserve the envy Of his prime minions and favourites : His natural subjects planted in his favour Or rooted up, as your dislike or praise Reported them the good king holding what x You spake to be oraculous, and not To be disputed. His magnificent gifts Confirmed his true affection, which you were More weary to receive than he to give : Yet still he studied new ones. Alar. Pray you no more. Corn. O 'tis a theme, sir, I could ever dwell on. But since it does offend you, I will speak Of what concerns myself. He did not blush, In the height of his felicity, to confess Fabricius, my lord and father, for His much-loved kinsman, and as such ob- served him. You may please to remember too, when, at A public sacrifice, made to the gods After a long infection, in which The Asian kings and queens were his assistants, With what respect and grace he did receive me. And, at a solemn tilting, when he had Put on the richest armour in the world, Smiling he said his words are still, and shall be. Writ in the tablet of my heart Fair cousin, So he began (and then you thought me fair too), Since I am term d a soldier, 'twere a solecism, In the language of the war, to have no mis- tress, And therefore, as a prosperous omen to My -undertakings, I desire to fight So you with willingness give suffrage to it Under your gracious colours : and, then, loosening A scarf tied to mine arm, he did entreat me To fasten it on his. O, with what joy I did obey him, rapt, beyond myself, In my imagination, to have So great a king my servant ! Mar. You had too Some private conference. Corn. And you gave way to it Without a sign of jealousy, and dispensed with The Roman gravity. Mar. Would I could^ again Grant you like opportunity ; but why ' Is this remembered now ? Corn. It does prepare A suit I have, which you must not deny me;. To see the man, who, as it is reported', In the exterior parts nature hath drawn As his perfect copy. There must be some- thing in him Remarkable in his resemblance only Of King Antiochus' features. Mar. 'Twas my purpose,. Enter Flaminius and Demetrius. And so much, my Cornelia, Flaminius Shall not deny us. Flam. As my duty binds me, My stay here being but short, I come, un- sent for To kiss your lordship's hands. Mar. I answer you BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. In your own language, sir. And yet your 'stay here May be longer than you think. [Aside. Flam. Most honoured madam, I cannot stoop too low in tendering of My humblest service. Corn. You disgrace your courtship By overacting it, my lord. I look not For such observance. Flam. I am most unhappy, If that your excellence make any scruple Of doubt you may command me. Corn. This assurance Gives me encouragement to entreat a favour, In which, my lord being a suitor with me, I hope shall find a grant. Flam. Tho' all that's mine Be comprehended in it. Mar. Your promise, sir, Shall not so far engage you. In respect Of some familiar passages between King Antiochus, when he lived, and us, And, tho' it needs not, for farther proof That this is an impostor, we desire Some conference with him. Flam. For your satisfaction I will dispense a little with the strictness Of my commission. Sirrah ! Will the captain To bring him to the proconsul. Corn. His chains took off : That I entreat too. Since I would not look on The image of a king I so much honoured Bound like a slave. Flam. See this great lady's will Be punctually obeyed. [Exit Demetrius. Mar. Your wisdom, sir, Hath done the state a memorable service, In strangling, in the birth, this dreadful monster ; And, tho' with some, your cruel usage of j With such varieties of defensive weapons, him j Lent to me from my passive fortitude, (For so they call your fit severity) They find a harsh interpretation, wise men In judgment must applaud it. And, therefore, have a care the empty sounds Of friend or enemy sway you not beyond The limits are assigned you. We, with ease, Swim down the stream, but to oppose the torrent Is dangerous, and to go more, or less, Than we are warranted, fatal. Mar. With my thanks For your so grave advice, I'll put in practice On all occasions what you deliver, And study 'em as aphorisms. In the mean time, Pray you attempt such entertainment as Syracusa can present you. When the im- postor Arrives let us have notice. Pray you walk, sir. \_Excunt. SCENE II. Hall in Syracuse. Enter Antiochus, Captain, and Soldiers. Capt. Wait at the palace gate. There is no fear now Of his escape. I'll be myself his guardian Till you hear further from me. Ant. What new engine Hath cruelty found out to raise against This poor demolished rampire? It is levelled With the earth already. Will they triumph in The ruins they have made ; or is there yet One masterpiece of tyranny in store Beyond that I have suffered ? If thou be A vial of affliction, not poured out yet Upon this sinful head, I am prepared, And will look on the cloud before it break Without astonishment, captain, Scorn me not, Flam. Such as are Selected instruments for deep designs, As things unworthy of them must not feel , Or favours or affections. Tho 1 I know The ocean of your apprehensions needs not ' The rivulet of my poor cautions, yet, Bold from my long experience, I presume (As a symbol of my zeal, and service to you) To leave this counsel, lord, When you are, my Graced, or distasted by the state, remember Your faculties are the state's, and not your As a vain braggart, I will make this good, And I have strength to do it. I am armed That there's no torment, of a shape so horrid Can shake my constancy ! Where lies the scene now ? Tho' the hangings of the stage were con- gealed gore, The chorus flinty executioners, And the spectators, if it could be, more Inhuman than Flaminius, the cue given, The principal actor's ready. Capt. If I durst I could show my compassion. Ant. Take heed, captain, Pity in Roman officers is a crime To be punished more than murther in cold blood. Bear up. To tell me where I am, I take it, Is no offence. BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. 623 Capt. You are in Syracusa In the court of the Proconsul. Ant. Who? Marcellus. Capt. That noble Roman. By him you are sent for, But to what end I'm ignorant. Ant. Ha ! He was My creature, and, in my prosperity, proud .To hold dependence of me, tho' I grand him With the title of a friend ; and his fair lady In courtship styled my mistress. Can they be Infected with such barbarism as to make me A spectacle for their sport? Enter Marcellus, Flaminius, Cornelia, Moor-woman, and Servants. Capt. They are here, and soon They will resolve you. Mar. Be reserved, and let not The near resemblance of his shape transport you Beyond yourself. Though I confess the object Does much amaze me. Corn. You impose, my lord, What I want power to bear. Mar. Let my example, Though your fierce passions make war against it, Strengthen your reason. Ant. Have you taken yet A full view of me ? In what part do I Appear a monster ? Corn. His own voice ! Ant. Forbear. Tho' I were an impostor, as this fellow Labours you to believe, you break the laws Of fair humanity in adding to Affliction at the height ; and I must tell you The reverence, you should pay unto the shape Of King Antiochus, may challenge pity As a due debt not scorn. Wise men preserve Dumb pictures of their friends, and look upon them With feeling and affection, yet not hold it A foolish superstition. But there is In thankfulness a greater tye on you To show compassion. Mar. Were it possible Thou couldst be King Antiochus Ant. What then? Mar. I should both say and do Ant. Nothing for me (As far as my persuasion could prevent it) Not suiting with the quality and condition Of one, that owes his loyalty to Rome. And, since it is, by the inscrutable will Of fate, determined that the royalties Of Asia must be conferred upon her For what offence I know not 'tis in vain For men to oppose it. You express, my lord, A kind of sorrow for me, in which, madam, You seem to be a sharer. That you may Have some proof to defend it, for your mirth's sake I'll play the juggler, or more subtle gipsy, And to your admiration reveal Strange mysteries to you, which, as you are Romans, You must receive for cunning tricks, but give ; No farther credit to them. Flam. At your peril You may give him hearing. But to have faith in him Neighbours to treason. Such an impudent slave Was never read of. Mar. I dare stand his charms : With open ears speak on. A nt. If so, have at you ! Can you call to your memory when you were At Sardis with Antiochus, before His Grecian expedition, what he, With his own hands, presented you as a favour, No third man by to witness it? Mar. Give me leave '' To recollect myself. Yes sure 'twas so He gave me a fair sword. Ant. 'Tis true, and you Vowed never to part from it. Is it still In your possession ? Mar. The same sword I have, And, while I live, will keep. Ant. Will you not say, It being four and twenty years since you Were master of that gift, if now I know it, Among a thousand others, that I have The art of memory ? Mar. I shall receive it As no common sleight. Sirrah ! Fetch all the swords For mine own use in my armoury, and, do you hear, [ Whispers. Do as I give directions. Setvant. With all care, sir, [Exit Servant. Ant. To entertain the time until your servant Returns. There is no syllable that passed Between you and Antiochus, which I could not Articulately deliver. You must still Be confident that I am an impostor, Or else the trick is nothing. 62 4 BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. Enter Servant with many swords. Corn. Can this be ? Ant. O welcome, friend. Most choice and curious swords, But mine is not among them. Marc. Bring the rest ! Enter another Servant with more swords. Ant. Aye ! this is it. This is the sword I gave you Before I went to Greece. Be not amazed Nor let this trifle purchase a belief I am Antiochus. Here is one will assure you These are but juggling tricks of an affronter. Flam. They are no more. A contract's sealed between The devil and this seducer, at the price Of his damned soul. And his familiar Daemon Acquaints him with these passages. Marc. I know not But I am thunderstrook. Corn. I can contain Myself no longer. Ant. Stay, dear madam. Though Credulity be excusable in your sex To take away all colour of guilt in you, You shall have stronger proofs. The scarf you gave me, As a testimony you adopted me Into your service, I wore on mine armour, When I fought with Marcus Scaurus ; and mine eye Hath on the sudden found a precious jewel You deigned to receive from me. [The armlet] Which you wear on your sleeve. Corn. I acknowledge It was the king Antiochus' gift. Ant. I will Make a discovery of a secret in it Of which you yet are ignorant. Pray you trust it, For king Antiochus' sake, into my hands. I thank your readiness. Nay dry your eyes. You hinder else the faculty of seeing The cunning of the lapidary. I can Pull out the stone, and under it you shall find My name, and cipher I then used, engraven. Corn. 'Tis most apparent. Tho' I lose my life for it, These knees shall pay their duty. Ant. By no means ; For your own sake be still incredulous, Since your faith cannot save me. I should know This Moorish woman. Yes. 'Tis she. Thou wert One of my laundry, and thou wast called Zanthia While thou wert mine. I'm glad thou'st lighted on So gracious a mistress. Moor-woman. Mine own king ! O let me kiss your feet. What cursed villains Have thus transformed you ? Flam. 'Tis not safe, my lord. To suffer this. Marc. I am turn'd statue, or All this is but a vision. Ant. Your ear, madam, [Speaks aside. Since what I now shall say is such a secret As is known only to yourself and me, And must exclude a third tho' your own lord, From being of the counsel. Having gained Access, and privacy with you, my hot blood The ruin of your honour. I enforced then My power to justify the ill, and pressed You with mountainous promises of love and service. But when the building of your faith and virtue Began to totter, and a kind of grant Was offered, my then sleeping temperance Began to rouse itself ; and, breaking through The obstacles of lust, when most assured To enjoy a pleasant hour, I let my suit fall, And, with a gentle reprehension, taxed Your forward proneness but with many vows Ne'er to discover it, which heaven can witness I have and will keep faithfully. Corn. This is The king Antiochus, as sure as I am The daughter of my mother. Marc. Be advised. Flam. This is little less than treason ! Corn. They are traitors Traitors to innocence and oppressed justice That dare affirm the contrary. Marc. Pray you temper The violence of your passion. Corn. [Do] but express Your thankfulness for his so many [favours] : And labour that the senate may restore him Unto his own. I'll die else. Ant. Live long, madam, To nobler and more profitable uses. I am a falling structure : and desire not BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. 625 Your honours should be buried in my ruins. Let it suffice. My lord, you must not see The sun, if, in the policy of state, It is forbidden. With compassion L I Of what a miserable king hath suffered j Preserve me in your mem'ry. Flam. You stand as j This sorc'rer had bewitched you. Drag him to I His oar, and let his weighty chains be doubled. Marc. For my sake let the poor man have what favour You can afford him. Flam. Sir, you must excuse me. You have abused the liberty I gave you, [To Antiochus. But, villain, you pay dear for't. I will trust The execution of his punishment To no man but myself. His cries and groans Shall be my hourly music. So, my lord, I take my leave abruptly. Corn. May all plagues, That ever followed tyranny, pursue thee ! Marc. Pray you stay a little. Flam. On no terms. Marc. Yield so much "To my entreaties. Flam. Not a minute, for Your government ! Marc. I will not purchase, sir, Your company at such a rate. And yet Must take the boldness upon me to tell you You must, and shall, stay. Flam. How ! Marc. Nay, what is more, As a prisoner not a guest. Look not so high, I'll humble your proud thoughts. Flam. You dare not do this Without authority. Marc. You shall find I have Sufficient warrant, with detaining you, To take this man into my custody. Tho' 'tis not in my power, whate'er you are, To do you further favour, I thus free you Out of this devil's paws. Ant. I take it as A lessening of my torments. Flam. You shall answer This in another place. Marc. But you shall, here, Yield an account without appeal for what You have already done. You may peruse. [Does it] [Hands him the letter. Shake you already? Do you find I have [The warran]t ? Call in the Asian merchants. Enter the two Merchants and a Guard. 2 Merck. [. . .] now to be hanged 3 Merck. [. . .] him that pities thee Flam. [. . . .] accusers Marc. ...... die and will prove that you took bribes Of the Carthaginian merchants, to detain Their lawful prize ; and, for your sordid ends, Abused the trust, committed by the state, To right their vassals. The wise senate, as They will reward your good and faithful service, Cannot, in justice, without punishment Pass o'er your ill. Guiltiness makes you dumb. But, 'till that I have leisure, and you find Your tongue to prison with him ! Flam. I prove too late, As heaven is merciful, man's cruelty Never escapes unpunished. [Exeunt with Flaminius. Ant. How a smile Labours to break forth from me. But what is Rome's pleasure shall be done with me? Marc. Pray you think, sir, Tis a Roman not your constant friend that tells you , You are confined unto the Gyarae With a strong guard upon you. Re-enter Guard. Ant. Then 'tis easy To prophecy I have not long to live, Though the manner how I shall die is un- certain. Nay, weep not. Since 'tis hot in you to help me, These showers of tears are fruitless. May my story Teach potentates humility, and instruct Proud monarchs, tho' they govern human things, A greater power does raise, or pull down, kings. EPILOGUE. The end of epilogues is to enquire The censure of the play, or to desire Pardon for what's amiss. In his intent The maker vows that he is innocent. SS BELIEVE AS YOU LIST. And, for me and my fellows, I protest, And you may believe me, we have done our best ; And reason too we should, but whether you Conceive we have with care dischargd what's due Rests yet in supposition, you may If you please resolve us. If our fate this day Prove prosperous ; and you too vouchsafe to give Some sign your pleasure is this work shall live, We will find out new ways for your delight, And, to our power, ne'er fail to do you right. POEMS ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS. To my Honorable Jfremds S r . ffrancis jfoliambe Knight and Baronet. S r . with my service I prassent this booke, A trifle, I confesse, but pray you looke Upon the sender, not his guifj, with your Accustomde favor, and then 't will indure Your serch the better. Somethinge there may bee You '1 finde in the perusall fit for mee To give to one I honor, and may pleade, In your defence, though you descende to reade A Pamplet of this nature. May it prove In your free Judgement, though not worths. you 1 lloVe, Yet fit to finde a pardon, and I'll say Upon your warrant that it is a play. Ever at your commaundment, PHILIP MASSINGER-, To my judicious and learned Friend the Author, [James Shirley] upon his inge- nious Poem, the Grateful Servant, a Comedy, published in 1630. I THOUGH I well know, that my obscurer name : Listed with theirs who here advance thy fame, Cannot add to it, give me leave to be, Among the rest a modest votary At the altar of thy Muse. I dare not raise Giant hyperboles unto thy praise ; Or hope it can find credit in this age, i Though I should swear, in each triumphant page j Of this thy work there's no line but of weight, And poesy itself shewn at the height : Such common places, friend, will not agree With thy own vote, and my integrity. I'll steer a mid way, have clear truth mjr guide, And urge a praise which cannot be denied. Here are no forced expressions, no rack'd phrase ; No Babel compositions to amaze The tortured reader ; no believed defence To strengthen the bold Atheist's insolence ~ No obscene syllable, that may compel A blush from a chaste maid ; but all so welt Express'd and order'd, as wise men must say It is a grateful poem, a good play : And such as read ingeniously, shall find Few have outstripp'd thee, many half: behind. PHILIP MASSINGER. s s -2 628 POEMS. To bis Son, J[ames] S[mith] upon his Minerva. THOU art my son ; in that my choice is spoke : Thine with thy father's Muse strikes equal stroke. It shew'd more art in Virgil to relate, And make it worth the hearing, his gnat's fate, Than to conceive what those great minds must be That sought, and found out, fruitful Italy. And such as read and do not apprehend, And with applause, the purpose and the end Of this neat poem, in themselves confess A dull stupidity and barrenness. Methinks I do behold, in this rare birth, A temple built up to facetious Mirth, Pleased Phcebus smiling on it : doubt not, then, But that the suffrage of judicious men Will honour this Thalia ; and, for those That praise sir Bevis, or what's worse in prose, Let them dwell still in ignorance. To write In a new strain, and from it raise delight, As thou in this hast done, doth not by chance, But merit, crown thee with the laurel branch. PHILIP MASSINGER. SERO- SED SERIO. ~To the Right Honourable my most singular good Lord and Patron, Philip Earl of Pembroke and Montgomery, Lord-Chamberlain ,of His Majesty's Household, oble S . upon the deplorable and untimely Death, of his late truly n Lord Herbert, 6v. Son, Charles 'TWAS fate, not want of duty, did me wrong; Or, with the rest, my hymenael song Had been presented, when the knot was tied That made the bridegroom and the virgin bride A happy pair. I curs'd my absence then That hinder'd it, and bit my star-cross 'd pen, Too busy in stage-blanks, and trifling rhyme, When such a cause call'd, and so apt a time To pay a general debt ; mine being more Than they could owe, who since, or hereto- fore, Have labour' d with exalted lines to raise Brave piles, or rather pyramids of praise To Pembroke and his family : and dare I, Being silent then, aim at an elegy? Or hope my weak Muse can bring forth one verse Deserving to wait on the sable hearse Of your late hopeful Charles ? his obsequies Exact the mourning of all hearts and eyes ; That knew him, or loved virtue. ,He that would 1 Write what he was, to all posterity, should Have ample credit in himself, to borrow, Nay, make his own, the saddest accents sorrow Ever express 'd, and a more moving quill, Than Spenser used when he gave Astrophil A living epicedium. For poor me, By truth I vow it is no flattery, I from my soul wish, (if it might remove Grief's burthen, which too feelingly you prove,) Though I have been ambitious of fame, As poets are, and would preserve a name, That, my toys burnt, I had lived unknown to men, And ne'er had writ, nor ne'er to write again. Vain wish, and to be scorn'd ! can my foul dross, With such pure gold be valued ? or the loss Of thousand lives like mine, merit to be The same age thought on, when his destiny Is only mentioned? no, my lord, his fate, Is to be prized at a higher rate ; Nor are the groans of common men to be Blended with those, which the nobility r POEMS. 629. Vent hourly for him. That great ladies mourn His sudden death, and lords vie at his urn Drops of compassion ; that true sorrow, fed With showers of tears, still bathes the widow'd bed Of his dear spouse ; that our great king and queen (To grace your grief ) disdain'd not to be seen Your royal comforters ; these well become The loss of such a hope, and on his tomb Deserve to live : but, since no more could be Presented, to set off his tragedy, And with a general sadness, why should you (Pardon my boldness !) pay more than his due, Be the debt ne'er so great ? No stoic can, As you were a loving father, and a man, Forbid a moderate sorrow ; but to take Too much of it, for his or your own sake If we may trust divines, will rather be Censured repining, than true piety. I still presume too far, and more than fear My duty may offend, pressing too near Your private passions. I thus conclude, If now you shew your passive fortitude, In bearing this affliction, and prove You take it as a trial of heaven's love And favour to you, you ere long shall see Your second care return'd from Italy, To bless his native England, each rare part, That in his brother lived, and joy'd your heart, Transferr'd to him ; and to the world make known He takes possession of what's now his own. i Your honour's most humble and faithful servant, PHILIP MASSINGER. 1 DEDICATIONS TO THE PLAYS. The Unnatural Combat. To my much Honoured Friend, Anthony Sentleger, of Oakham in Kent, Esq. SIR, THAT the patronage of trifles, in this kind, hath long since rendered dedications, and inscriptions obsolete, and out of fashion, I perfectly understand, and cannot but in- genuously confess, that I walking in the same path, may be truly argued by you of weakness, or wilful error : but the reasons and defences, for the tender of my service this way to you, are so just, that I cannot (in my thankfulness for so many favours received) but be ambitious to publish them. Your noble father, Sir Warham Sentleger (whose remarkable virtues must be ever remembered) being, while he lived, a master, for his pleasure, in poetry, feared not to hold converse with divers, whose necessitous fortunes made it their profession, among which, by the clemency of his judgment, I was not in the last place admitted. You (the heir of his honour and estate) inherited his good in- clinations to men of my poor quality, of which I cannot give any ampler testimony, than by my free and glad profession of it to the world. Besides (and it was not the least en- couragement to me) many of eminence, and the best of such, who disdained not to take notice of me, have not thought themselves disparaged, I dare not say honoured, to be celebrated the patrons of my humble studies. In the first file of which, I am confident, you shall have no cause to blush, to find your name written. I present you with this old tragedy, without prologue or epilogue, it being composed in a time (and that too, per- ad venture, as knowing as this) when such by-ornaments were not advanced above the fabric of the whole work. Accept it, I beseech you, as it is, and continue your favour $o the author, Your Servant, PHILIP MASSINGER. The Duke of Milan. "To the Right Honourable, and much esteemed for her high birth, but more admired for her virtue^ the Lady Catherine Stanhope, wife to Philip Lord Stanhope, Baron of Shelf ord. MADAM, IF I were not most assured that works of this nature have found both patronage and protection amongst the greatest princesses of Italy, and are at this day cherished by persons most eminent in our kingdom, I should not presume to offer these my weak and imperfect labours at the altar of your favour. Let the example of others, more knowing, and more experienced in this kindness (if my boldness offend) plead my pardon, and the rather, since there is no other means left me (my misfortunes having cast me on this course) to publish to the world (if it hold the least good opinion of me) that I am ever your ladyship's creature. Vouchsafe, therefore, with the never-failing clemency of your noble disposition, not to contemn the tender of his duty, who, while he is, will ever be An humble Servant to your Ladyship, and yours, PHILIP MASSINGER. DEDICATIONS TO THE PLAYS. 631 The Bondman. To the Right Honourable, my singular good Lord, Philip Earl of Montgomery, Knight of the most Noble Order of the Garter, <&Y. RIGHT HONOURABLE, HOWEVER I could never arrive at the happiness to be made known to your lordship, yet a desire, born with me, to make a tender of all duties and service to the noble family of the Herberts, descended to me as an inheritance from my dead father, Arthur Massinger. Many years he happily spent in the service of your honourable house, and died a servant to it ; leaving his to be ever most glad and ready, to be at the command of all such as derive themselves from his most honoured master, your lordship's most noble father. The consideration of this encouraged me (having no other means to present my humblest service to your honour) to shroud this trifle under the wings of your noble protection ; and I hope, out of the clemency of your heroic disposition, it will find, though perhaps not a welcome entertainment, yet, at the worst, a gracious pardon. When it was first acted, your lordship's liberal suffrage taught others to allow it for current, having received the undoubted stamp of your lordship's allowance : and if in the perusal of any vacant hour, when your honour's more serious occasions shall give you leave to read it, it answer, in your lordship's judgment, the report and opinion it had upon the stage, I shall esteem my labours not ill employed, and, while I live, continue The humblest of those that truly honour your lordship, PHILIP MASSINGER. The Renegade. To the Right Honourable George Harding, Baron Berkeley, of Berkeley Castle, and Knight of the Honourable Order of the Bath. My GOOD LORD, To be honoured for old nobility, or hereditary titles, is not alone proper to yourself, but to some few of your rank, who may challenge the like privilege with you : but in our age to vouchsafe (as you have often done) a ready hand to raise the dejected spirits of the contemned sons of the Muses ; such as would not suffer the glorious fire of poesy to be wholly extinguished, is so remarkable and peculiar to your lordship, that with a full vote and suffrage, it is acknowledged that the patronage and protection of the dramatic poem, is yours, and almost without a rival. I despair not therefore, but that my ambition to present my service in this kind, may in your clemency meet with a gentle interpretation. Confirm it, my good lord, in your gracious acceptance of this trifle ; in which, if I were not confident there are some pieces worthy the perusal, it should have been taught an humbler flight ; and the writer, your countryman, never yet made happy in your notice and favour, had not made this an advocate to plead for his admission among such as are wholly and sincerely devoted to your service. I may live to tender my humble thankful- ness in some higher strain ; and till then, comfort myself with hope, that you descend from your height to receive Your honour's commanded servant, PHILIP MASSINGER. 632 DEDICATIONS TO THE PLAYS. The Roman Actor. To my much honoured and most true Friends, Sir Philip Knyvet, A/. and Bart~ and to Sir Thomas Jeay. Knt., and Thomas Bellingham, of Newtimber, in Sussex, Esq. How much I acknowledge myself bound for your so many and extraordinary favours conferred upon me, as far as it is in my power, posterity shall take notice : I were most unworthy of such noble friends, if I should not, with all thankfulness, profess and own them. In the composition of this Tragedy you were my only supporters, and it being now by your principal encouragement to be turned into the world, it cannot walk safer than under your protection. It hath been happy in the suffrage of some learned and judicious gentlemen when it was presented, nor shall they find cause, I hope, in the perusal, to repent them of their good opinion of it. If the gravity and height of the subject distaste such as are only affected with jigs and ribaldry, (as I presume it will,) their condemnation of me and my poem, can no way offend me : my reason teaching me, such malicious and ignorant detractors deserve rather contempt than satisfaction. I ever held it the most perfect birth of my Minerva ; and therefore in justice offer it to those that have best deserved of me ; who, I hope, in their courteous acceptance will render it worth their receiving, and ever, in their gentle construction of my imperfections, believe they may at their pleasure dispose of him, that is wholly and sincerely Devoted to their sen-ice, PHILIP MASSINGER. The Great Duke of Florence. To the truly honoured, and my noble Favourer, Sir Robert Wiseman, Knt., of Thorretfs-Hall, in Essex. SIR, As I dare not be ungrateful for the many benefits you have heretofore conferred upon me, so I have just reason to fear that my attempting this way to make satisfaction (in some measure) for so due a debt, will further engage me. However, examples encourage me. The most able in my poor quality have made use of Dedications in this nature, to make the world take notice (as far as in them lay) who and what they were that gave supportment and protection to their studies, being more willing to publish the doer than receive a benefit in a corner. For myself, I will freely, and with a zealous thankfulness, acknowledge, that for many years I had but faintly subsisted, if I had not often tasted of your bounty. But it is above my strength and faculties to celebrate to the desert your noble inclination, and that made actual, to raise up, or, to speak more properly, to re- build the ruins of demolished poesie. But that is a work reserved, and will be, no doubt, undertaken, and finished, by one that can to the life express it. Accept, I beseech you, the tender of my service, and in the list of those you have obliged to you, contemn not the name of Your true and faithful honourer, PHILIP MASSINGER. DEDICATIONS TO THE PLAYS. 633 The Maid of Honour. To my most honoured Friends, Sir Francis Foljambe, Knt. and Bart, and Sir Thomas Bland, Knt. THAT you have been, and continued so for many years, since you vouchsafed to own me, patrons to me and my despised studies, I cannot but with all humble thankfulness acknowledge : and living, as you have done, inseparable in your friendship, (notwith- standing all differences, and suits in law arising between you,) I held it as impertinent as absurd, in the presentment of my service in this kind, to divide you. A free confession of a debt in a meaner man, is the amplest satisfaction to his superiors ; and I heartily wish, that the world may take notice, and from myself, that I had not to this time sub- sisted, but that I was supported by your frequent courtesies and favours. When your more serious occasions will give you leave, you may please to peruse this trifle, and peradventure find something in it that may appear worthy of your protection. Receive it, I beseech you, as a testimony of his duty who, while he lives, resolves to be Truly and sincerely devoted to your service, PHILIP MASSINGER. The Picture. ; T tny honoured and selected Friends, of the Noble Society of the Inner Temple. i IT may be objected, my not inscribing their names, or titles, to whom I dedicate this 1 poem, proceedeth either from my diffidence of their affection to me, or their unwillingness to be published the patrons of a trifle. To such as shall make so strict an inquisition of . me, I truly answer, The play, in the presentment, found such a general approbation, that it gave me assurance of their favour to whose protection it is now sacred ; and they i have professed they so sincerely allow of it, and the maker, that they would have freely granted that in the publication, which, for some reasons, I denied myself. One, and 1 that is a main one ; I had rather enjoy (as I have done) the real proofs of their friend- i ship, than, mountebank-like, boast their numbers in a catalogue. Accept it, noble 1 Gentlemen, as a confirmation of his service, who hath nothing else to assure you, and witness to the world, how much he stands engaged for your so frequent bounties ; and in> your charitable opinion of me believe, that you now may, and shall ever command, Your Servant, PHILIP MASSINGER. The Emperor of the East. To the Right Honourable, and my especial good Lord, John Lord Mohun, Baron of Okehampton, <&V. MY GOOD LORD, LET my presumption in styling you so, (having never deserved it in my service,) from the clemency of your noble disposition, find pardon. The reverence due to the name of Mohun, long since honoured in three earls of Somerset, and eight barons of Munster, may challenge from all pens a deserved celebration. And the rather in respect those titles were not purchased, but conferred, and continued in your ancestors, for many virtuous, noble, and still living actions ; nor ever forfeited or tainted, but when the iniquity of those times laboured the depression of approved goodness, and in wicked policy held it fit that loyalty and faith, in taking part with the true prince, should be degraded and mulcted. But this admitting no further dilation in this place, may your lordship please, and with all possible brevity, to understand the reasons why I am, in humble thankfulness, ambitious. 634 DEDICATIONS TO THE PLAYS. to shelter this poem under the wings of your honourable protection. My worthy friend, Mr. Aston Cockayne, your nephew, to my extraordinary content, delivered to me that your lordship, at your vacant hours, sometimes vouchsafed to peruse such trifles of mine as have passed the press, and not alone warranted them in your gentle suffrage, but disdained not to bestow a remembrance of your love, and intended favour to me. I profess to the world, I was exalted with the bounty, and with good assurance, it being so rare in this age to meet with one noble name, that, in fear to be censured of levity and weakness, dares express itself a friend or patron to contemned poetry. Having, therefore, no means else left me to witness the obligation in which I stand most willingly bound to your lordship, I offer this Tragi-comedy to your gracious acceptance, no way despairing, but that with a clear aspect you will deign to receive it, (it being an induction to my future endeavours,) and that in the list of those, that to your merit truly admire you, you may descend to number Your lordship's faithful honourer, PHILIP MASSINGER, A New Way to Pay Old Debts. ! To the Right Honourable, Robert Earl of Carnarvon, Master Falconer of England. MY GOOD LORD, i PARDON, I beseech you, my boldness, in presuming to shelter this Comedy under the I wings of your lordship's favour and protection. I am not ignorant (having never yet de- ! served you in my service) that it cannot but meet with a severe construction, if, in the j clemency of your noble disposition, you fashion not a better defence for me, than I can j fancy for myself. All I can allege is, that divers Italian princes, and lords of eminent rank ; in England, have not disdained to receive and read poems of this nature ; nor am I wholly lost in my hopes, but that your honour (who have ever expressed yourself a favourer, , and friend to the Muses) may vouchsafe, in your gracious acceptance of this trifle, to give me encouragement to present you with some laboured work, and of a higher strain, hereafter. I was born a devoted servant to the thrice noble family of your incomparable lady, and am most ambitious, but with a becoming distance, to be known to your lord- ship, which, if you please to admit, I shall embrace it as a bounty, that while I live shall , oblige me to acknowledge you for my noble patron, and profess myself to be, Your honour's true servant, PHILIP MASSINGER. The City Madam. To the truly Noble and Virtuous Lady Ann Countess of Oxford. HONOURED LADY, IN that age when wit and learning were not conquered by injury and violence, this poem , was the object of love and commendations, it being composed by an infallible pen, and i censured by an unerring .auditory. In this epistle I shall not need to make an apology j for plays in general, by exhibiting their antiquity and utility : in a word, they are mirrors ! or glasses which none but deformed faces, and fouler consciences fear to look into. The j encouragement I had to prefer this dedication to your powerful protection proceeds from the universal fame of the deceased author, who, (although he composed many,) wrote none amiss, and this may justly be ranked among his best. I have redeemed it from the teeth of Time, by committing of it to the press, but more in imploring your patronage. I will not slander it with my praises, it is commendation enough to call it MASSINGER'S ; if it may gain your allowance and pardon, I am highly gratified, and desire only to wear the happy tide of, Madam, Your most humble servant, ANDREW PENNYCUICKE. GLOSSARIAL INDEX. a means left column ; b right column. ABRAM-MEN. 396 b. An Abram-man was an impudent impostor who, under the garb and appearance of a lunatic, rambled about the country, and compelled, as Decker says, the servants of small families " to give him, through fear, whatever he demanded." ABSURD. 331 a. In logical phraseology, is a term used when false conclusions are drawn from the opponent's premises. ABUSE. 270 a. "You abuse me :" i.e., you practise on my credulity with a forged tale. The word often occurs in this sense. ALBA REGALIS. 286 a, 305 a, The town where the kings of Hungary were anciently crowned. Whitehall is often called so by writers of the seventeenth century. ALTAR. 176 b. " That binds no further than to the altar," is not an allusion to the married state, but to the saying of Pericles, that he would support the interests of his friend as far as the altar; i.e., as far as his respect for the gods would permit. AMSTERDAM. 133 b. The toleration allowed to religious sects of all deno- minations had, in Massinger's time, filled Amsterdam with fanatics from every country in Europe. To this aggregation of zealots there are perpetual allusions in our old writers. ANAXARETE. 209 a. The story of Iphis and Anaxarete is beautifully told by Ovid (" Met." xiv. 698 elseq.) Massinger has fol- lowed his leader paripassv. ANGEL. 10 b. This word is frequently used for Bird, by our old writers. " Roman angel," therefore, means the eagle, the military ensign. APES. 1150. Our ancestors certainly excelled us in the education which they bestowed on their animals. Banks s horse far surpassed all that have been brought up in the academy of Mr. Astley, and the apes of these days are mere clowns to their oroeenitors. The apes of Mas- singer's time were gif politics and philosophy we have an allusion to one that would frown when the Pope's name was mentioned ; and in "Ram Alley" to another (or the same), that would hold up his hand at the word Geneva. APOSTATA. 27 b, 320, 38 , 40 #, 605 a, 606 a, 620 a. Our old writers usually said apostata, statua, &-c., where we now say apostate, statue. The metre is often absolutely destroyed by the editors in attempting to alter the spelling. APPLE. 344 b. The ancients attached a certain degree of mystical consequence to the presentation of an apple ; which they universally agreed to consider as a tacit confession of passion, accepted and returned. "progenitors". The apes of Mas- ifted with a pretty smattering of hy. In the " Parson's Wedding" AT ALL! 445 .. Will you pay, sir? The word is used by all our old dramatic writers. CONCEITED. nob. Facetious, witty. Abounding with conceits, not con- ceit. CONDUIT. i86a. See BAKEHOUSE. CONSTANTLY. 248*5. " So constantly ;" with such unshaken patience, such immovable resolution. CORSIVE. 227 a, 349 b. Our old authors used corsive or corrosive indiffe- rently, as suited the verse. COUNSEL. 79 a, 214 a. Is used for secrecy. COUNTERFEIT GOLD THREAD. 1120. See MOMPESSON. COURTSHIP. 83 a, 85 b t 228 a, 245 b, 494 a'. The court paid to rank, court-policy, court-breeding, the grace and elegance learned in courts. CRACK. 36 a, 528 b. An arch, sprightly boy. The word is of constant oc- currence in our old plays. CRINCOMES. 483 a. Calipso's meaning is that, having already lost her nose, she is secured from one of the evils, still known among the vulgar by the name which she assigns to it. CRONE. 36 a. This word, which, as Johnson says, means an old toothless ewe, is constantly used for an old woman. CROWD. 591 b. Another word for fiddle. CROWNS o' THE SUN. 36 b, 176 b. The best kind of crown then struck. They had a star (sun) on one side. CRY AIM ! 105 #, 135 a, 597 a. A phrase taken from archery. "When any one had challenged another to shoot at the butts, the slanders by used to cry " Aim " to encourage the shooting. CUPID AND DEATH. 26 b. This is a beautiful allusion to a little poem anioii. the Elegies of Secundus. The fable is very ancient. CULLIONS. 469 b. Abject wretches : a term taken from the Italians, and strongly expressive of contempt. CURIOSITY. 424 a. Here, as in many other passages of these plays, sig- nifies scrupulous attention, anxiety. CURIOUS IMPERTINENT. 372 . An allusion to the title of one or Cervantes 's novels, which were much read in Massinger's time. JURIOUSNESS. 53 a, Refined and over-scrupulous consideration of the subject. DAG. 376 a. A pocket-pistol. Their introduction is mentioned by Knolles in his "History of the Turks." DALLIANCE. 23 b. Hesitation, delay. 6 3 8 GLOSSARIAL INDEX. DANGER. 358 />, 453 b. To be in your danger meant to be in your debt. So Portia : "You stand within his danger, do you notf DEAD-PAYS. 57 b. The coliusory practices here r.l!uded to appear not to have been unfrequent Sir W. Davenant mentions many similar corruptions in the " war department " of his time. DEAF. 613 b. [Mr. Crofton Croker reads dumb, but the change seems required by the sense. It may, however, be the correct word, and have been used as meaning not merely muteness, but the mental state generally of what we call the " dumb creation." Antiochus in short may have wished that he had been born "a beast wanting discourse of reason."} DECIMO-SEXTO. 49 a, 260 b. This expression in both places applied to a page. Giffpr-1 says that no author, with whom he is ac- quainted, repeats himself so frequently, and with so little ceremony as Massinger. DECK. 472 b. " Ready in the deck " means in the heap, the gross. In our old poets a pack of cards is called a d:cfc. DECLINE. 255 a. Here means to divert from their course. DEDUCT. 573 a. " Do not deduct it to days." A latinism from dedtt- cere, to bring it down, or reduce it to days. DEER OF TEN. 340*7. A deer that has ten branches to his horns, which they have at three years old. DEFENDED. 482 b. Forbidden, interdicted, as in the French. The word occurs in this sense in many of our old writers. DEFENSIBLE. 460 b. Become an object of justification rather than of shame. DEGREES. 207 b. Scalae Gemonue. Abrupt and nigged precipices oa the Aventine, where the bodies of state criminals were flung. See GEMON1ES. DEMEANS. 284 b. Here used for means, as demerits for merits. [Qy. Demesnes.! DEPART. 136 a. Depart and part were anciently synonymous, i hus Ben Jonson " He that departs with his own honesty For vulgar praise, does it too dearly buy." DEPENDENCIES. 254 . " Masters of dependencies " were a set of needy bravoes, who undertook to ascertain the authentic grounds of a quarrel, and in some cases to settle it for the timorous or unskilful. DERIVE. 603 <7. Verb neuter, to comefrom. JOHNSON. DISCLOSE. 258 b. Constantly used by our old writers for hatch. DISSOLVE. 90 , 209^. " Dissolve this doubtful riddle." Our old writers used dissolve and solve indiscriminately ; or if they made any difference it was in favour of the former. DISTASTE. 52 , 135^, 622 a. Displease. The word perpetually recurs in this sense; us also in that of dislike. "It is so used l., seized. It ' is a legal phrase, and occurs continually. EYASSES. 315 a. A young hawk newly taken out of the nest, and not . able to prey for himself. 585 * to fit. FADGE. To suit to FARCE. 609 b. To stuff a culinary term. FAULT. 126 b, 577 b. Misfortune. That the word anciently had this mean- ing could be proved by many examples. FESTIVAL- EXCEEDINGS. 314 a, 425 a. At the Middle Temple an additional dish to the- regular dinner is still called " Exceedings." FEWTERER. 260^,314^. A name which frequently occurs in our old treatises on Hunting. He was the person who took charge of the dogs immediately under the huntsman. FINE-NESS. 152 . Subtle and ingenious device. Johnson and Gifford concur in reprobating the introduction of the word jitttss: into our language as quite unnecessary. GLOSSARIAL INDEX. 639- FLIKS. 10 a. This word is used by Ben Jonson, a close and de- voted imitator of the ancients, for a domestic parasite, a familiar, &c. FOR. 29 b. "But far enough for reaching." The word for oc- curs perpetually in these plays in the sense of preven- tion. It is so used by every writer of Massinger's age. FREQUENT. 195 a. ""!L\S frequent in the city,' rently reported in the city. a latinism, for 'tis cur- FKEQUENT 197 b. " Frequent senate," a latinism for a " full house." FRIPPERY. 425 a. An old clothes shop. The word is pure French, but occurs in most of our ancient dramatists. FUR. 425 b. " Get your fur " to put under her feet while she tried on the shoes, says M. Mason. Gifford characteris- tically adds, " Grande ccrlamen ! was not the fur a piece of undressed skin, such as is sometimes used by ladies of the present day in lieu of a shoeing horn?" FEEING. 81 b. fGifford printed feeling. \ have made the change e hesitation.] with som GABEL. 326 a. This spirit of imposition is well touched on by Donne : . shortly, boys shall not play At span-counter, or blow point, but shall pay Toll to some courtier. Sat. iv. GALLERIEN. A galley slave. French. GALLIARD. 578 a. Is described by Sir John Davies as a " swift and wandering dance with lofty turns and capriols in the GARDED ROBE. 194 b, 598 b. A laced or bordered robe. GAZET. 266. A Venetian coin (gazetta) worth about three farthings of our money. The petty Italian courant, or written summary of intelligence was originally sold for this sum ; hence it derived the name which is now common to all the newspapers of Europe. GEMONIES. 207 b. The Gemonies (Scaltz Gemonia) were abrupt and rugged precipices on the Aventine, where the bodies of state criminals were flung, and whence, after they had been exposed to the insults of the rabble, they were dragged to the Tiber, which flowed at the foot of the hill. GENEVA PRINT. 65 a. Alluding to the spirituous liquor so called. GLORIOUS. 39 a, 55^, 227 b. Vain, boastful, ostentatious, vaunting. Go BY ! 278 b. This is an allusion to the "Spanish Tragedy;" the constant butt of all the writers of those times, who seem to be a little uneasy, notwithstanding their scotfs at its popularity. GOLD AND STORE. 296 a, 446 a. This expression, which is taken from an old ballad, frequently occurs in these plays. Go NO LESS. 441 a, 547 b. This is a gaming phrase, and means I will not play for a smaller stake. GOLLS. 443 a. A cant word for hands, or rather fists. It occurs con- tinually in our old writers. GOOD. 358 b, 442 a. Luke here alludes to the mercantile sense of the- wordgood, i.e. rich. GOOD FELLOWS. 487 b, 490 a. A cant name by which highwaymen and thieves have been long pleased to denominate themselves ; and which has been given them, in courtesy, by others. GOVERNOR'S PLACE. 7 a. From the Latin, ne sir mihi tutor. GRANSON. 358 a. The " memorable overthrow" of Granson took place March 3rd, 1476 ; that of Morat, June sand, in the same year; and that of -Nancy, January sth, 1477. In this Charles (or, as he is here called, Charalois), Duke of Burgundy, fell, and the subtle fox of France, the politic Louis XI., shortly after seized upon the defenceless duchy. GREAT wholesale. 318 b. GREEN APRON. 1340;. It should be observed that this colour is appropriated to the descendants of Mahomet. To "land at Tunis," or any other town professing the Mahometan religion, in a green dress at this day would place the wearer's safety in danger. GREGORIES. 578 a. Gifford leaves this word unexplained. Gregorie was a famous barber and wigmaker of Massinger's day. Bishop Hall, for some similar reason, I suppose, uses Rogerians for false scalps. GUARD. 288 b. Posture of defence. 625 b. Gyaros or Gyara was a small island in the sea. Under the Romans it was used as a place of banishment, and was one of the most dreaded spots | employed for that purpose. HAND. 153 b. "Hand with my will" means go hand -in-hand, co- operate, with my will. HAWKING. 315 a. Humanity has seldom obtained a greater triumph in the animal world than in the abolition of this most exe- crable pursuit, compared to which cock-fighting and bull-baiting are innocent amusements ; and this not so much on account of the game killed in the open field, as of the immense number of domestic animals sacrificed to the instruction of the hawk. The blood runs cold while we peruse the calm directions of the brutal falconer to impale, tie down, fasten by the beak, break the legs and wings of living pigeons, hens, and some- times herons, for the hourly exercise of the hawk, who was thus enabled to pull them to pieces without resis- tance. HELL. 424 a. The hole was one of the wretched departments of a gaol, in which prisoners, who could not afford to pay for better accommodations, were obliged to take up the*- residence. The darkest part of this hole was called hell a. dungeon within a dungeon in some prisons. See " Howard's Reports." 640 GLOSSARIAL INDEX. HORNED MOONS. 143^. This elegant allusion to the impress of the Turkish standards is beautifully varied ia the " Knight of Malta" by Fletcher. " And all their silver crescents then I saw. Like falling meteors' spent, and set for ever Under the cross of Malta." ; HOSE. 240 a, 567 a. Hose are breeches; paned host are breeches com- posed of small squares or panels. L^ erna P s ' rather, breeches with openings in the cloth where pieces of stuff of other colours were inserted.] HUMANITY. 360 a. Polite literature. The term is still preserved in the Scotch universities. HUNT'S UP. 76 a. Was a lesson on the horn, played under the windows of sportsmen, to call them up in the morning. It was prolbly sufficiently obstreperous, for it is frequently applied by our old writers, as in this place, to any noise or clamour of an awakening or alarming nature. IMP. 165 a, 221 b, 226 a. To imp " is to insert a feather into the wing of a hawk, or other bird, in place of one that is broken." To this practice our old writers, who seem to have been, in the language of the present day, keen sportsmen, perpetually allude. There is a passage in Tomkis's "Albumazar" which would be admired even in the noblest scenes of Shakspeare : How slow the day slides on I when we desire Tune's haste, he seems to lose a match with lobsters ; And when we wish him stay, he imps his wings H 'ith feathers plumed -with thought! IMPOTENT. 48 a, 227 b, 499 a, 617 a. Wild, fierce, uncontrollable in his passions : this is a latinisin, impotens amoris, and is a very strong ex- pression. Horace applies the word to Cleopatra. INGLES. 443 a. Bosom friends, associates. IPHIS. 209 #. Vide Anaxarete. KA ME, KA THEE ! 432 a. Is a Scotch proverb, and means, indulge or serve me, and 111 serve thee in my turn. It is not uncommon in our old dramas. KATEXOKEN. 471 a. Supereminently the Greek KaTe$DXf* KEEPER OF THE DOOR. 184 a. This was one of the thousand synonyms of a bawd or pander. LACHRYM.E. 254 b, 318 b. Was the title of a musical work, composed by John Douland, a celebrated lutanist in the tune of James I. It is alluded to in the Knight of the burning Pestle. LADY OF THE LAKE. 397 a. This is a very prominent character in Morte Arthur, and in many of our old romances. She seems to be the Circe of the dark ages ; and is frequently mentioned by our old dramatists. LAMIA. 24 b. The sorceress, the hag. The word is pure Latin. .LANCE PREZADO. 260 a. " The lowest range, and meanest officer in an army is called the lance presado or prezado, who is the leader or governor of half a file ; and therefore is called A middleman, or captain over four." The Soldier's Accidence. [The lowest rank at the present time among con-commissioned officers is lance corporaL] LAVENDER ROBES. 418 a. Clothes just redeemed out of pawn. To lay a thing in lavender was a common phrase for pawning it. LAVOLTA. 168 a, 243 a, 438 a, 614 a. Lavolta (literally the tttni) was a dance, originally imported with many others from Italy. It is frequently mentioned by our old writers, with whom it was a favourite ; and is so graphically deseribed by Sir John , Davies, in his Orchestra, that all further attempts to explain it must be superfluous. "Yet is there one, the most delightful kind, A lofty jumping or a leaping round, Where, arm-in-arm, two dancers are entwined, And whirl themselves in strict embracements bound." Our countrymen, who seem to be lineally descended from Sisyphus, and who, at the end of every century, usually have their work to do over again, after proudly importing from Germany the long-exploded trash of then- own nurseries, have just brought back from the same country, and with an equal degree of exultation, the well-known lavolta. of their grandfathers under the mellifluous name of -waltz. LEAGUER LAUNDRESS. 285 b, 369 a. Camp washerwoman. Leaguer is the Dutch, or rather Flemish, word for a camp ; and was one of the , new-fangled terms introduced from the Low Countries. ' LENT. 159 b. Massinger alludes to the custom which all good Catholics had of confessing themselves at Easter. Good Friday and Easter Sunday are almost the only two days on which the French and Italian sailors ever think of repairing to a confessional L' ENVOY. 548 b, 555 b. Conclusion, termination, main import. LEPER. 171 a. " A leper with a clap-dish (to give notice He is infectious)." This explains the origin of the custom to which our old 1 writers have such frequent allusions. The leprosy was : once very common here, and the old poets seldom i mention a leper without noticing at the same time his \ constant accompaniments, the cup and clapper. Thus Henryson " Thus shall thou go begging from hous to hous With cuppe and clapper like a Lazarous. ' The clapper was not, as some imagine, an instrument ; solely calculated for making a noise ; it was simply the ; cover of the cup or dish, which the poor wretch opened : and shut with a loud clap at the doors of the well- disposed. LETS. 7 a, 610. Impediments, obstacles. LIGHTLY. 117 a. Commonly, usually. LIME-HOUND. 529 a. The common hound. LIONS. 598 b, 613 , 6i8., 1 know the worst of my punish- ment ; I can but be carted for a strumpet. RlVO. 145 b. This interjection is frequently introduced by our old poets, and generally as an incitement to lx>isterous mirth and revelry. ROARER. 139 a. A cant term for what we now call a blusterer, or bully. ROSES. 425.7, 449^. These were not the flowers of that name, but knots ol ribands to be fixed on the shoes. They were of pre- posterous size, and extremely dear. ROUSE. 65 , II I a, A rouse was a large gla.s in which a health was given, the drinking of which by the rest of the company formed a carouse. SACRED. 344 . Theodosius alludes to the Latin word sa?