SMILES ATO TSARS mtto anti Ceara; OR THE WIDOWS STRATAGEMS A COMEDY, IN FIVE ACTS; AS. PERFORMED AT THE C&eatre-iRogal, TUESDAY, DECEMBER 12, 1815. BY MRS. C. KEMBLE* LONDON: PRINTED TOR JOHN MILLER, 25, BOW-STREET, COV ENT-G ARDEN. 1815. [Price Two Shillings and Sixpence.] London: Printed by B. M'Milian, 3 Bcw-Slmt, PROLOGUE. BY JOHN TAYLOR, ESQ. SPOKEN BY MR. ABBOTT. IF, as our Drama's Sov'reign Lord proclaims, The Scenic Art to copy Nature aims, To shew the times their manners as they pass, And characters reflect, as in a glass, To paint the world in all its motley strife, The gay and dread vicissitudes of life; Here Vice in splendour, Virtue bent to earth, Here pining Want, and here luxurious Mirth; Here airy Fashion and her gaudy shows, Here Maniacs sportive 'mid the worst of woes; - Then must the Comic Muse from Nature stray, When Laughter holds an undivided sway ; For such, alas ! are all the scenes around, And where can pleasure unalloy'd be found ? Still man must struggle with a chequer'd fate, Whate'er his climate, and whate'er his state. .. Hence, if to-night our Author should appear To deviate rashly from his proper sphere, Jf he suspend the ludicrous and gay, And at the shrine of Pity homage pay, Yet Truth and Reason with his cause defend, And, spite of formal Custom, heed his end- Not from the Drama seek for barren joy, Which, to the mind well -balanc'd, soon will cloj, But, in the words of an Illustrious Sage, Whose works shall moralize each future age, All lighter feelings of the heart forego, /' For useful mirth and salutary woe/' PERSONS REPRESENTED. Mr. Fitzharding, Mr. Young. Sir Henry Chomley, Mr. C. Kerable. Col. O'Donolan, Mr. Jones. Mr. Stanly, Mr. Fawcett. Mr. Delaval, Mr. Abbott. Roberts, , , Mr. Jefferies. Jefferies, Mr. Treby. Keeper, Mr. Atkins. Lady Emily Gerald, Mrs. C. Kemble. Mrs. Belmore, Mrs. Faucit. Cecil Fitzharding, Miss Foote. Mrs. Jefferiesy Mrs. Gibbs. Fanny ) Miss Seymour. SCENE, London and Richmond, TIME, One Day, ADVERTISEMENT. I AM too proud of public approbation, not to put my name to a production so highly ho- noured by the applause which it has received ; but I should be wanting in candour as well as gratitude, were I not fairly to acknowledge the sources from which that applause has chiefly been derived. To Mrs. Opie's beautiful Tale of Father and Daughter , I am indebted for the serious inte- rest of the Play'; upon a French Piece in one Act, .enitled La Suite d'un Bal Masque, some of the lighter scenes were founded to the exertions of the Manager, and the talents of the Perfor- mers also, I unquestionably owe much ; and it is no small addition to the pleasure which I feel in the success of the Piece, that I have an oppor- tunity of subscribing myself, their much obliged, And truly humble Servant, MARIE THERESE KEMBLE. Craven-Hill, Tuesday, Dec. 19, 1815. N. B. In the hurry of publishing, the preced- ing Advertisement was omitted by the Publisher, in some of the early Copies. Bow-Street, Covent-Garden, ^ December 22, 1815. - SMILES AND TEARS. ACT I. SCENE I. Delaval's Apartments. DEL AVAL and JEFFERIBS, discovered. Jef. (Shutting a Secretary.) I DON'T see the letter any where, Sir. Del, Have you look'd over all the papers ? Jef. I have, Sir ; and there is certainly no let- ter with your father's seal upon it : I think, Sir, you must have dropp'd it out of doors, for I have searched every place within, in vain, Del. Heaven forbid ! there are some secrets contained in that letter, which, published, would prove neither creditable to my fame or beneficial to my interests (Aside) Let a more diligent search be made after it, d'ye hear ? I would not have it lost for the world. [Exit JEFFERIES. **- 'Tis very odd that I have not he^ird from old Stanly yet ! without encouragement from that quarter, I know not what will become of me ! Lord Glen thorn, like a kind father, obstinately refuses to advance me one shilling- my creditors are already informed that I have lost my election, and they grow clamorous upon it : when I could 6 SMILES AND TEARS. not be compelled to pay, they were glad enough to be civil. Re-enter JEFFERIES, with Letters. Jef. The post is just come in, Sir, and has brought half a dozen letters from the old bo- rough (Significantly). Del. The privilege of escaping the persecution of duns, makes a seat in Parliament a desideratum of no mean value ; but to lose the election, and yet be obliged* to disburse, neither suits my hu- mour or my finances 'tis cursedly provoking, to be sure. (Opening one of the Letters.) What have we here ? " SIR, " As a free and independent burgess, I in- " sist upon my agreement : I am an Englishman, " Sir, and always act according to my conscience ; " and if I had thought you would have quitted <c the Borough without paying me the price of " my vote, I should have felt it my duty to sup- " port the Ministerial Candidate. Your humble " Servant, when you pay him, " PETER PLUMPER !" Well said, Independence ! Here, JefFeries, put Peter Plumper, and the rest of this incorruptible fraternity, behind the fire. Any more duns ? Jef. No, Sir ; none but our constituents this morning. I beg pardon, Sir, but I forgot to give you this letter, which came last night from Mr. Stanly. Del. And why the devil, Sir, did you forget ? when I told you over and over again of what consequence it was to me to hear from that quarter. (Takes the Letter from him and reads it). SMILES AND TEARS. Jef. (Aside) I wish I could have kept ft from you altogether ; I fear it bodes little comfort to poor Miss Fitzharcling. Del. Have you found my father's letter yet ? Jef. No, indeed, Sir ; I have searched all your pockets emptied every drawer and closet, but all to no purpose. Del. It must be found ; I would not lose it for the universe. Go, go, and look for it again. [Kxit JEFFERIES. -This brings some consolation, however, and deserves a more attentive perusal. (Reads it aloud) " My dear Delaval, I have felt the " ground, as I promised, with Lady Emily, " and find her by no means averse to the u thoughts of a second marriage. I shall return " to Richmond to-morrow, whither I have pre- '' vailed upon her to accompany me: the sooner, " therefore, you make your appearance there, " the better. My long intimacy with your fa- * 6 ther, induces me to use every endeavour to be e serviceable to you ; and in my niece, tho' ' perhaps I ought not to be her panegyrist, I **' dare assert you will find wealth without osten- ' tation, beauty without pride." Ay, ay, and what I prize above them all, an unincumbered in- come of four thousand a year. I'm beholden to you, however, old Stanly ; and sincerely hope your endeavours may prosper ; but I have no re- lish for revisiting Richmond. My adventure there, is still too recent ; and my being seen about Lady Emily, will revive among the gossips of the place, every circumstance relative to Cecil's elopement; but yet, the deranged state of my affairs requires that I should take this step. At any rate, a marriage with Lady Emily will enable me to make a settlement upon poor Cecil and her B 2 8 SMILES AND TEARS. child to place her above the fear of want, shall be the first use to which I will apply my newly ^acquired wealth. Let me see what says the "Fa- shionable World 1 ' (Ta\es up the Newspaper.) " Richmond We have authority to contradict " the report of Mr Fitzharding's marriage ; that " unhappy gentleman having, in consequence of *' the seduction of his only daughter, been de- " prived of reason, is at this moment, an inmate " of the lunatic asylum." How ! Cecil's father a maniac? what have I to answer for ? I had the article respecting his marriage inserted, to per- suade Cecil that her father had ceased to lament her should this refutation meet her eye, I know not to what fatal extremity her feelings may im- pel her ! Enter JEFFERIES. Jef Sir Henry Chomley, Sir. Del Why did you say I was at home ? Jef. I did not know you wished to be out, Sir. Del. Order my horse to be saddled imme- diately should any message come from my fa- ther, bring it after me to Blackheath. [Exit JEFFERIES. Enter Sir HENRY CHOMLEY. Sir Hen, Did I hear you say you were going out, so earl) too ? I thought no one had been restless but myself -I want half an hour's conver- sation with you. De'. It must be some other time then, my dear Chomley ; for at present a ver^- particular engagement carries me from home. Sir Hen. Don't let me prevent you. I heard SMILES AND TEARS. you say something about Blackheath, as I came in ; and as my horses are at the door, I '11 ride with you, and we can talk as we go. Del. You must excuse me, Chomley ; I am under very peculiar circumstances, and for the present, must decline the pleasure Of' your com* pany. Sir Hen. Why then 'tis clear, your are going to meet your man or your woman ; in both cases, you may confide in me ; for I '11 neither send the Bow-street officers after you, if it prove an affair of honour, or elope with your mistress, should it be an assignation for Oh ! I am already so despe- rately in love. Del, In love ? ha ha! you ? and with whom? Sir Hen. I don't know. Dei. What's her name ? Sir Hen. I can't tell. Del. Where does she live ? Sir Hen. Can you inform me ? Del. What are her connexions ? Sir Hen. Men and women, I suppose. Del. Where did you see her ? Sir Hen. No where, my good fellow ; that's a happiness I'd give the world for. Del. Psha ! this is your last night's dream, and I am by no means certain that you are awake now. Sir Hen. Yes, but I am ; and awake to the reality of being the wretchedest dog alive, too, unless I can gain some account of my charming incognita. I met her at Lady Brellington's mas- querade ; where, in the most tantalizing manner, she persisted in concealing from me both her name and rank I enquired of every body ; every body had admired, but nobody knew her. Last night, however, I learn'd that you were the fa- 10 SMILES AND TEARS. votir'd mortal who waited upon her to her car- riage ; and unable any longer to restrain my cari- osity, I have flown upon the wings of impa- tience for the complete and instant gratification of it. Del. Lady Brellington's masquerade! let me see, whom did I take that night to a carnage ? Oh ! the old Dowager of Sir Hen. Dowager be damn'd ! do you think I would fall in love with a Dowager? Del. The case is by no means uncommon, now-a-days, but stay perhaps it was crooked little Mrs. Sir Hen. No, no; it was no crooked Mrs. but a divinely proportioned figure, that might have lent additional charms to one of Titian's graces. Del. Oh, that was my mother. Sir Hen. The devil it was ! Del. Yes, all in black. Sir Hen. Black ! no ; the woman I mean, had a sort of a thing that is, it looked like a kind of a faith I never knew how to describe a woman's dress in my life but J know she had something on Del. Probably ; tho* what, by your description, it is not very easy to define but now I recollect, I led Lady Emily Gerald to her. carriage ; who, by the way, was so inimitably well disguised, that even I, tho' I am perfectly well acquainted with her person, should have been as much puzzled to discover her, as yourself, had not her Uncle, old Stanly, let me into the secret. S'/r Hen. Lady Emily Gerald ! and yon are ac- quainted with her? then you can tell me no- thing of her wit and person, I have already /c/ power of those but her face, my dear fellow, her lace SMILES AND TEAKS. H Del. An angel's! Sir Hen. I know it, I know it but detail, de- tail Del. Forehead, white as alabaster, smooth as ivory, eyes beaming with sweetness and expres- sion ; an aquiline nose, teeth like pearls, with a bewitching dimple on each side of her ruby lips, that Sir lien. Say no more ; I'll have her, whether she be maid, wife, or widow tell me, is there a husband to poison? Del. No, nor to cuckold-; which is the more fashionable practice of the two she is a widow, with a noble fortune too, I can tell you. Sir Hen. Curse fortune ! I have enough for both. Del. (Aside.) What an absurd idiot am I ! to tell him all this, and raise an obstacle to my own views on Lady Emily this must be remedied. Sir Hen. My horses are at the door. I'll go ancl call on her directly where does she live ? Del. In Ireland. Sir Hen. That's rather too far, for a morning visit. Del. I should think so. Sir Hen. When does she return ? Del. I don't know. Sir Hen. I'll tell you what, DeJaval, it is quite clear that you don't choose to know and the reason is obvious ; you are in love with her your- self but tho' you don't think proper to answer my enquiries, I shall soon find those who will, I warrant me ! Del. (Constrainedly). You totally mistake my motive, my dear Chomley ; 'tis my regard for your happiness, that keeps me silent. Lady 12 SMILES AND TEARS. Emily's beauty is undisputed, but I should be sorry, be very sorry, my dear friend, to see you fall a sacrifice to so artful a character she is the arrantest coquette why she broke her husband's heart. Sir Hen. So much the better! If he hadn't died, she couldn't have been a widow, and I shouldn't now be the happiest dog in the universe, Del. If you have such a passion for widows, why don't you close with Mrs, Belmore, and re- versing the natural order of things, put an end to all disputes by marriage ? Sir Hen. (Rings the Bell.) Weugh ! you have given me a surfeit, which even the thoughts of my beloved Lady Emily will hardly enable me to overcome give me leave to write a short note to Counsellor Pother (sits doion) But for these cursed consultations with my lawyers, I might have followed her all the world over what should a man in love do with a law- suit ? Now, more than ever, do I detest this Mrs. Belmore,, for preventing the pursuit of my enchantress. Enter JEFFERIES. Jef. (To Delayal). Did you ring, Sir ? Sir Hen. (Writing) Send my horse up * Psha ! I mean, my groom. Jef. I will, Sir your horses are at the door too, Sir. [Exit JKFFERIES. Del. Very well ; I am sorry to leave you, Chomley, but, as the case is urgent, I know your good nature will excuse me ; so fare you well ; and if you should make a trip to the sister kingdom, I wish you a prosperous voyage! but if you will take a friend's advice, you will stay SMILES AND TEARS. IS where you are, and put the fair widow, Lady Emily, entirely out of your head. [Exit DEL AVAL. Sir Hen. (Seals the Note, and rises. ) That you wish me to do so, I am fully persuaded but ad- vice and physic are equally disagreeable to me, and I never take either, if I can possibly avoid it. It is evident, Delaval wants to mislead me she is no more in Ireland, than I am. Enter Sir HENRY'S Groom. Here, put this note into the first two-penny post-office you come to Do you know Lady Emily Gerald ? Groom. Can't say as how I does, Sir Henry. Sir Hen. Do you remember where she lives ? Groom. No, I don't Sir Henry, 'cause I never know'd. Sir Hen. You are a stupid blockhead ! Go, knock at every door from St. James's to White- chapel, till you find it out ; and as you go, Sir, if you chance to meet a beautiful figure, with an alabaster forehead, an aquiline nose, a piercing eye, with lovely dimples on each side her ruby lips, that's she follow her home, bring me word directly where she lives, or I'll kick you to the devil ! [Exit Sir HENRY. SCENE II. A Room in Lady Emily* s House. Enter Lady EMILY, and Mr. STANLY. Stan. (As he enters). That's not the point, Lady Emily ; that's not the point. Lady E. But, my dear Uncle, there need be c 14 SMILES AND TEARS. no argument upon a subject upon which we are already agreed. I have told you twenty times, that I have no objection whatever to marrying again. Stan. Then, why won't you accept of De- laval ? Lady E. Because, I have told you as often, that I have great objections to him. Stan. But your objections are not founded in reason, Emily; upon his father's, Lord Glen- thorn's death, he will enjoy both title and for- tune. Lady E. Then, let him bestow both upon one possessing neither, Uncle. Stan. (Growing warm.) That's as you mean to do, Emily ; that's as you mean to do -I can see as far into a mill -stone as most folks; you have a preference elsewhere. Lady E. Well, Sir, if that really be the case- join that preference upon one side, to my aver- sion upon the other, and then calculate how in- superable an obstacle it raises to the accomplish- ment of your wishes. Stan. This Colonel O'Donolan, who is on the Staff in our neighbourhood, has done the business, 'tis plain ; but you'll repent it Emily a hot- headed Irishman Lady E. You will not surely make that a re- proach to him I till time shall have obliterated the records of our days, while any trace remains of the bright achievements destined to adorn the future pages of our history, gratitude will endear the name of Irishman to every lover of his coun- try's glory ! Stan. O'Donolan is a spendthrift for a all that over head and ears in debt 1 Lady E. A proof of credit, Sir! SMILES AND TEARS. 15 Stan. So is the National Debt, I have heard ; but I wish it was paid for all that! Lady E. Well, at any rate Sir, a hot-headed spendthrift, is better than a cold-hearted libertine but I never believed that Colonel O'Donolan had any thing to throw away. Stan. No, no; every body knows that: yet, beggar as he is, he no doubt endeavours to make you believe, that l)is passion for you is entirely disinterested but he is a deep one, tho' he makes no show of it ; now Delaval is an honest fellow Lady E. Tho' he makes no show of it every body, my dear Uncle, yourself excepted, does justice to Mr. DelavaPs total carelessness of even appearing to possess any principle. Stan. Hey, hey ! Emily I never heard Lady E. No, my dear Sir ; because, being the simplest, most upright character yourself, your ears are shut against the report of villanies, of which your heart can scarcely credit the exist- ence do not confound me with those scandal- mongers, who are never so happy as when they can relate a tale of slander, at every word of which, u a reputation dies," or with those wretched beings, who, having themselves in- fringed the laws of morality and religion, are de- lighted to find a fellowship in vice ; but there are circumstances I do not wish to detail them which render it impossible that I should ever marry Mr. Delaval as your friend, I shall receive, and shew him every attention, \\ihich respect for you can suggest but it must be distinctly under- stood, and I hope you will take particular care that it is so by Mr. Delaval, that his visits here, can only be sanctioned under that character. [Exit. c 2 16 SMILES AND TEARS. Stan. I can 't comprehend what this means there's something in it ; for Emily is not apt to be ill-natured and yet, I never heard but then I have been a long time in India, and as she says, never enquire into these things, and upon prin- ciple ; for if there were fewer listeners to detrac- tion, there would not be so many detractors O, here comes Mrs. JefFeries ; I wonder whe- ther she has at any time heard Emily speak of Delaval : when I was a youngster, the Lady Abigail was a very important agent in a family, but since ladies can write their own love-letters, I fancy the office is fallen into disrepute. Enter Mrs. JEFFERIES. Good morning, Mrs. JefFeries, good morn- ing! your Lady and I have just had a bit of a squabble you must know, I think it a shame she should remain a widow any longer. Mrs Jef. There 's many ^gentlemen of your mind for that, I fancy, Sir; but if my. mistress takes my advice, she 11 keep as she is I would have every woman marry once, because it's as well to know the nature of things ; but she 's a fool that tries it a second time. Stan. What ! if things have answer'd, Mrs. JefFeries ? now I should think that a good hus- band Mrs. Jef. Law, Sir ; bad's the best ; but whe- ther good, bad or indifFerent, a husband is still a master; and give me freedom I say. Stan. I am sorry to find you are of that opi- nion ; for I wanted you to second me in persuad- ing Lady Emily to accept Mr. Delaval. Mrs. Jef. Who ? Lord Glenthorn's son, Sir ? not 1 indeed : and he can be no friend of my Lady's, who would recommend such a match. SMILES AND TEARS. IT Stan. Do you know him then, that you speak so decidedly ? Mrs. Jef. I know more than's good of him why, Sir, are you one of the Governors of the Lunatic Assylum at Richmond, and never heard the story of Mr. Fitzharding ? Poor old soul ! he little thought when he laid the foundation of that building, that it was, one day to become his own wretched residence ! and who has he to thank for it but that vile wretch, Delaval ? Stan. (Warmly!) Don't judge too hastily; I hate scandal, Mrs. Jefferies a slanderer's tongue is like a raging fire, that withers every thing it touches most active when it seems extinct, it un- dermines the structure of the fairest reputation, blackening even that which it has not power to destroy. You may have been misinformed. Mrs. Jef. That's very likely indeed ; when my own husband is valet to Mr. Delaval, and when I have been constantly living in the midst of it all. Stan. That alters the case, to be sure ; but I had always understood that the failure in his cir- cumstances, had deprived Mr. Fitzharding of his senses. Mrs. Jef. No such thing, Sir ; 'twas his daugh- ter's elopement that drove the poor gentleman mad ; and then, and not till then, the bank went all to smash ! every thing was seized and sold ; even the very mansion which you live in at Richmond, fell into the creditor's hands. Stan. What! did my house belong to Mr. Fitzharding ? Mrs. Jef . O yes; for many years, Sir. Stan. Poor fellow ! the last time I saw him, he was very differently lodged his habitation was a 18 SMILES AND TEARS. cell, a truss of straw its only furniture. How came his daughter to forsake him ? Mrs. Jef. O, Sir, it never could have happened, liad she remained under her father's care, for she doated upon him even more, if possihle, than he did upon her ; but being compelled to take a long journey, he placed her under the care of an old crabbed maiden sister of his, who, (when she first discovered Miss Fitzharding's attachment to this Delaval, with \\hoiii she had fr^uently danced at our Richmond ball-), instead of giving her good advice and miiJ treatment, had recourse to every kind of harsh usage ; confined her to her own room, and denied her the company of her friends, the use of pen. ink, and paper. Stan. The stupid old fool ! not to know that difficulties are the food of love, and opposition the whetstone of disobedience. I always hated old maids, and now I know the reason why. Mrs. Jef. Delaval was but too well pleased at this restraint ; it put him upon stratagems and contrivances, and he very soon contrived to get her out of the window, under pretence of carrying her off to Gretna-green ; but before he had got fifty miles on his way, he found, poor man ! that he had forgotten his pocket-book ; and consequently, not having money enough to proceed to Scotland, he must bring her to London, and place her in a quiet lodging till a license could be procured. Stan. But that, I imagine, was dispensed with ? Mrs. Jef. It was, Sir ; and Miss Fitzharding is now a mother at eighteen years of age, without a friend, and probably destitute of common neces- saries ; for Delaval's a beggar, solely dependent on his father's bounty, who, informed of this connection, hopes to break it oft', by depriving him of all means of supporting her and her child. SMILES AND TEARS. 19 Stan. (Very angrily.) So, so, so ! and this is the follow who has dared to solicit my good offices xvith Lady Emily. Why, the scoundrel should be hunted out of society ! O that the Legislature, which has so well protected the honour of our English husbands, would take the English father's case into consideration too, and brand the heart- less wretch with infamy, who in the wantonness of vanity could rob a doating parent of his child, the blossom of his hope, the only stay and com- fort of his age. I thank you, Mrs. Jefferies, foj your story it will save your lady some persecu- tion, but it has given me a sad awkward feeling towards human nature. Mrs. Jef. Law, Sir, I wonder your own expe- rience has not taught you, that human nature is as good for nothing as it can be ; for instance now, was there ever any thing so abominable as Sir Henry Chomley's endeavouring to deprive that sweet woman, Mrs. Belmore, of her estate, and make an absolute beggar of her ? Stan. Ah, Jefferies ! she is a sweet woman in- deed ; and Til tell you what I have been medi- tating if she should lose her cause, and unfortu- nately be reduced to beggary, as you say, I have some idea of offering myself, as a trifling compen- sation. Mrs. Jef. (Laughs ) A very trifling compen- sation, Tin afraid, Sir. Stan. Indeed I you think, then, she would not have me ? Mrs. Jef. Why, she has had one old husband already, and that's rather against her trying an- other ; don't you think so, Sir ? Stan. (Laughing.) That depends upon cir- cumstances but I see you are a wag, Mrs. feries. SMILES AND TEARS^ Mrs. Jef. No, upon my word, Sir ; I'm a plairi matter-of fact person, and from what I see, I judge it would not answer. Stan. Mrs. JefFeries, let me give you a bit of advice; never judge of any thing but upon your own experience for many a man besides the Prince of Denmark, " has that within which passeth shew." [Exit STANLY. Mrs. Jef. Well said, old gentleman he is as kind-hearted an oddity as ever lived ! Enter Lady EMILY. Lady E. Did not I hear Mrs. Bel more come in a little while ago ? Mrs. Jef. No, my Lady ; and her maid Mrs, Simkison is sadly afraid she won't come home time enough to accompany you to Richmond ; but she left word that she would follow you as soon as the consultation was over. Lady E. Poor soul ! how she is tormented by this vexatious law-suit ; though she has been nearly six weeks in my house, I declare I have not enjoyed her society for as many hours, so entirely are her time and attention engrossed by it. Mrs. Jef. Ah, my Lady, he must be a tasteless, ugly old fellow, that could find in his heart to per- secute such a charming creature. Lady E. No, JefFeries, not old, or ugly ; nei- ther do I think the man entirely devoid of taste, for he is one of my most ardent admirers : what think you of his being my masquerade enamorato ? Mrs. Jef. No, sure, my Lady ! and does Mrs. Belmore know this ? Lady E. She knows that a somebody has fol- lowed me from masquerade to masquerade ; but SMILES AND TEARS. SI she has such a horror of the name of Chomley, he being her opponent in this law-suit, that I have never told her it was he ; though I have drawn him on for the express purpose of bring- ing them together if I can. Mrs. Jef, Lau ! my Lady ; to what end ? if he is so desperately in love with you? Lady E. Oh, he cannot be incurable ; for he has never even beheld my face. Mrs. Jef* But if you made a conquest of him under a mask, my Lady, your attraction is not likely to be weakened by shewing him your face ; but poor Colonel O'Donolan ! how he'll fret and fume when he hears of this ! Lady E. The Colonel will be very silly if he fret or fume about any such thing he ought to be perfectly assured by this time, that I have the sincerest regard for him. Mrs. Jef. If he isn't, every body else is, my Lady : to be sure he thinks your Ladyship has no objection to a little admiration. Lady E. A great objection to a little / I like an abundance of admiration ; it is the privilege of our sex if the love of conquest were not inhe- rent in our natures, common prudence would prescribe it as a necessary policy to please alhnen, is the sure way to fix the man who pleases us there's nothing like uncertainty it quickens at- tention a lover soon grows weary of an inter- course into which his mistress does not contrive to throw a little occasional mortification. Mrs. Jef. Why then, Colonel O'Donolan will long remain attached to your Ladyship ; for to be sure, you do plague him most handsomely some- times he will never get over your having con- cealed from him that you were going to the mas- querade. 22 SMILES AND TEARS. % Lady E. I concealed it, because I had a point to carry, which his presence would have marred ; and when he knows the motive upon which I acted, I have no doubt even ins jealous scruples will be appeased. Enter a Servant^ with a Letter. Serv. The servant waits for an answer, my Lady. Lady E. Very well ; Jefferies shall bring it to you. [Exit Servant. I don't know the hand. (Opens it.) " Chom- " ley !" So then he has found me out ! but what gays he ? " Can you, Madam, forgive me, for hav- *' ing, contrary to your strict commands, sought " to discover the enchantress whose spells have " rivetted me so entirely within her power ? and " were you not convinced, while you imposed " the cruel restriction, how impossible it was " to have seen and heard, and not hazard every " thing to hear and see you again ? it was not " in human effort to resist the impulse, and I " have learnt in whom my happiness must lience- " forth centre but alas! how little will this know - " ledge advance my felicity, if you deny me the " hope of being admitted to your presence n-o, " you will not be so obdurate as to force me " upon expedients, which, though they may (( serve to multiply my perplexities, will never " alter my determination of remaining eternally " yours." Admitted to my presence ! a modest request, upon my word; yet if I refuse, what will become of my plan ? it will be* impossible to per- suade Mrs. Bel more to let me present Sir Henry Chomley to her. (Ruminates.) Mrs. Jef. Is there any answer, my Lady ? SMILES AND TEARS. 23 Lady E. Presently ; it is the very thing I protest it will do admirably, and yet, I iear she will never believe but why not ? I was rnask'd, and if the worst come to the worst, we'll say it was a masking frolick 111 venture it the grand point is to get them to meet the rest I leave to chance. (fVrites an Amwtr.) Mrs. Jef. She seems delighted she may say as she pleases, but I'll be hanged if the pleasure of the flirtation here, does not outweigh the de- sire to serve Mrs. Belmore, and it certainly is no small stretch of disinterestedness to give up a lover to forward the views of a friend. [Aside, &? Exit. (Lady EMILY reads the Answer.) " For reasons, which I am not, now, at liberty " to divulge, I cannot receive you as Sir H, Chom* " ley ; but if you will consent to present your- " self at my Uncle Stanly's at Richmond, under " the assumed name of Grenville, I shall be happy " in the honor of receiving you. I am, 8cc. &c." (Folds iij This is rather a strong measure (Re-enter Mrs. JEFFERIES, with a candle) but I think I am jus- tified in hazarding a Stratagem, which may be productive of the happiest consequences, not only to my friend, but to Sir Henry himself. There, give this to the servant. [Exit Mrs. JEFFERIES. I must let Jefferies into my plans, or she may set her wits to work and defeat my intentions. Re-enter Mrs. JEFFERIES. Mrs. Jef. Sir Henry's man has got the note a my Lady. Lady E. I have appointed Sir Henry to come D 2 24 SMILES AND TEARS. to Richmond, but as he will probably present himself under a feigned name, you will be so good as not to speak of it. Mrs. Jef. Lau ! my Lady; what, .in disguise ? Ladij E. (Aside.} That's an interpretation I was not prepared for : if I don't take care, I shall have the credit of being engaged in an intrigue J have already hinted to you-, Jefferies, that I have a scheme, by which I hope to put n stop to the law-suit between Mrs. Belmore and Sir H. Chom- ley - he never saw me but under a mask, and as he evidently did not know me, I mean, if I can, to pass Mrs. Belmore upon him for myself; and, in order that she may not be compromised, I have contrived, that he shall appear before her under the name of Grenville I have but one fear, which is, that O'Donolan should stumble upon him, which would at once put an end to the whole plot. Mrs. Jef. Then quarrel with him, my Lady: hejs of the true spaniel breed, and may be whis- tled back at any time. Enter a Servant. Scrv. The carriage is at the door, and Mr. Stanly is waiting for your Ladyship. Lady E- Very well ; My shawl, Jefferies. Mrs. Jef. Here it is, my Lady ; but I did not think your Ladyship would wear it any more it is not good enough for yon. Ma'am. Lady E. Is not it ? Well is it good enough for you, Jcfferies ? Mrs. Jef. Lau ! my Lady (curtseying.} Lady E There, there ; you may take it and remember, Jefferies, that upon your discretion I implicitly rely. [Exit. SMILES AND TEARS. 25 Mrs. Jef 'Tis a pity to lose any thing for want of a hint and my Lady, to do her justice, takes one as readily as it is given an Indian shawl I very handsome too! Well, I'm sure I deserve it ; for if one is denied the satisfaction of talking, one ought at least to be placed upon the secret service list, and handsomely rewarded for one's silence. [Exit Mrs. JEFFERIES. END OF ACT I. ACT II. SCENE I. A Room in a Neat Cottage. FANNY, discovered looking through the JVindow. Fan. Dear, dear ; what can keep Mr. Delaval so long to day ? He didn't use to be so late I've looked, and looked till I've cried my eyes blind My mother too not returned! why I could have gone there and back again, twice in the time; but she would have the pleasure of telling Mr. Delaval the doleful tidings herself. If some of 'em don't come soon, I shall go beside myself Hark I sure I heard the trampling of horses, (goes to the window) the powers be praised ! its Mr. Delaval come at last but, Lord, Lord ! ho\v shall I ever be able to tell him what has hap- pened ? Enter DELAVAL. Del. lam late to day, Fanny ; I was overtaken, on my way hither, by an express from my father ; 26 SMILES AND TEARS, who, I fear, is on the point of death. ~ I have, therefore, but a few moments to command is Miss Fitzharding in her own room ? Fan. (Crying.) Oh, Sir! Del. What *s the matter ? Cecil is not ill, I hope, has any thing happened to the child ? Let me know the worst at once. Miss Fitzharding Fan. Is gone away, Sir ! Del. Gone! Whither? Fan. Heaven only knows, Sir ; she was very low after you went away last night, and had two of those frightful fits; from which, my mother and I could scarce recover her however, we did get her about again and, after a time, she seem'd tolerably composed ; so much so, indeed, that, upon her insisting I should go to bed, I left her ; but I shall never forgive myself for it had I stay'd by her bed-side, she couldn't have got away, as she did, in the middle of the nigjtt (crying). DeL In the middle of the night, do you say ? Fan. Ay, that it must have been ; I thought I heard a noise in the house, like somebody walk- ing about, and I listened ; but as I'm very timo- rous, and apt to take fancies into my head, and as the great do didn't bark, I thought, to be sure, I had been dreaming Little did I fancy that, when I should go into Madam's room in the morn- ing, I should find both her and baby vanished : &uch a stormy night, too ! she must have been perish'd before she got half way across the heath ; tor she took nothing with her but a shawl. Del. And did she drop no hint of her design Sny nothing, from which you might gather what sht' purposed doing ? Fan. JNot a word, Sir; she cried a good deal ever the baby, and kiss'd it very often as she pwt SMILES AND TEARS. ^ it to bed ; which, for all we could say to her, she always did herself but that we were not surprised at; for she would often taken it in her arms and say, "and will you break my heart? \vill you desert me, as /deserted my poor father?" And then, the tears would roll one after another, clown her cheeks, in such big drops, that we that stood by could not help crying too. Del. (inping away a tear.) Poor Cecil ! where is your mother, Fanny ? Fan. Gone after you, Sir; I catVt think how you happen'd to miss of one another she has got a letter for you. Del. From 'Miss Fitzharding ? Oh 1 why didn't she wait my arrival ? It may afford some clue to her retreat how Jong has she been gone ? Fan. Since ten o'clock this morning : as Miss hadn't rung her bell at seven. I thought she was in a comfortable sleep -I wondered too, that { didn't hear the child ; but at nine, hearing nei- ther of 'em stir, a chill, somehow, came all over me; and J thought I would go and see if they were getting up - finding the door open, I went up to the bed-side; but mother and babe were both gone, without money too; for here^s her purse, and the ring which she always wore upon her wedding finger, left behind. Enter JEFFERIES. Jef. I beg pardon, Sir: I've brought poor ivlrs. Jennings home. Your mother, Fanny, is very unwell you had better step to her. [Exit FANNY. The poor old woman is seriously indispos'd, Sir, and I thought you wouldn't be displeas'd at my accompanying her home she was ou her way to our house with this letter, when she was 28 SMILES AND TEARS. taken ill, and forced to turn back again. (Gives him the Letter.) Del. Heaven be praised ! it is her hand and seal ; (opens the cover , andjlnds his Father's Let- ter, which he enquired so anxiously after in the Jlrst Scene of the Play. Reads) " Your ready 4f acquiescence, my dear son, with my desire to " see you married" Confusion! my father's lost letter ! the letter I was so anxious to find this explains the motive of her flight : my poor, poor Cecil ! what is become of her ? overwhelmed by the conviction of being deserted by the father of her child, may she not have devoted herself and her innocent offspring to an untimely death ! and am I not accountable for this double crime of mur- der and of suicide ? I am, I am ! Barbarous fa- ther ! it is you, who have heaped this load of guilt upon me ; it is you, who have plunged me into this abyss of horror and despair i Jef. O, Sir, spare yourself the regret of hav- ing reproached your father's memory Lord Glenthorn is no more ! Del. What do you say, dead ? , Jef. You had scarcely quitted his chamber, this morning, when turning to Lady Glenthorn, he ultefd in a feeble tone, " I am happy Dela- val has proved himself a son, and may the blessing of a dying parent communicate to his heart, that peace and comfort which his filial duty now im- parts to mine" he wished to add something more, but the words expired upon his lips, and he breathed his last and now, my Lord Del. I cannot weep for him ! No, Cecil is lost, and what is all the world to me? a void dreary and cheerless as my own bosom ! what have I to do with rank and splendour ? I, who ought to crawl upon the earth, shunn'dand detested by the SMILES AND TEARS. 29 human race I, the betrayer, the destroyer the thought is frenzy oh ! that it were ! come mad- ness ! and with your hottest fires consume the worm that gnaws my tainted soul ! O come and free me from this conflict of the brain, this ago- nizing torture of reflection ! \_Exeunt DELAVAL and JEPFERIES. SCENE II. Stanly's House at Richmond. Lady EMILY and Mrs. RELMORE, meeting. Lady E. Bless me, Mrs. Bel more ! why you are here almost as soon as we are but how jaded you look, my dear creature! Mrs. Bel. I am indeed fagg'd out of all spi- rits. Lady E. But have you done any thing; are you satisfied as you proceed ? Mrs. Bel. How is it possible to be satisfied in the midst of so many contradictory opinions ? you know it is a question which involves not merely affluence, but the very means of my existence that hateful Sir H. Chomley ! Lady E. I did not understand that he had been so much to blame ; it was his father who com- menced the action against Mr. Belmore, wasn't it ? mine is mere hear-say information, though, which, nine times out of ten is erroneous ; and, as you never thought proper to speak upon the subject Mrs. Bel. I had so firm a reliance upon Mr. Belmore's judgment, that I never interfered in matters of business. Lady E, There, my dear, in my opinion, you were to blame ; 1 am far from thinking a wife 30 SMILES AND TEARS. should have the sole direction of them ; but a voice, in all that are of importance, no reason- able husband can deny her -your interference might perhaps have prevented this law-suit. Mrs.']Bei. I doubt not; my husband was po- sitive as to his right ; old Chomley, equally con- vinced of the legality of his pretensions ; the lawyers were interested in persuading their clients that each had a good cause obstinacy is the in- firmity of age, so they found no difficulty in cut- ting out work for themselves ; and, as very soon after, I lost my husband, and Sir Henry his fa- ther, I unexpectedly found myself involved in a law-suit, the event of which may be my utter ruin. Lady E. I wonder you never endeavoured to settle the matter amicably, with young Chomley I hear, he is a very good sort of man, tho' now I recollect, I have heard you say you don't know him at all. Mrs. Bel. No ; I never even saw him, and very sincerely hope 1 never shall. That meddling old man, General Harding, on his return to Eng- land, took it into his head that a marriage would be the shortest way of ending our disputes, and without consulting me, wrote to Sir Henry to propose the match now, as the General is a re- lation of mine. Sir Henry will never believe that I did not know of, and even authorize the mea- sure I declare, I never think of it, but I am in a perfect fever ! Lady E. Poor General ! he meant it well, no doubt. Mrs. Bel. But you will acknowledge, my dear Lady Emily, that without much pretension, it is not very flattering ta one's vanity, to be rejected; which has certainly been my case ; and probably in no very delicate terms for the General, with SMILES AND TEARS. 31 all his zeal in my behalf, never ventured to shew me Sir Henry'? answer. O! here's CoL O'Do- nolan ! Lady E. (Aside.) How unlucky ! if Sir Henry should walk in now, I $hall be in a fine scrape. Enter O'DONOLAN. CPDon. Are you visible, Lady Emily ? I fear I'm breaking in upon you. Mrs. Bel. No, indeed ; we were upon that eternal subject, my law-suit ; and it will be quite a relief to talk of something else. Lady E. (To O'DONOLAN.) Are you engaged this evening, Col. O'Donolan ? O'Don. That's as much as to say, that you are. this morning ; and had rather I went away. Lady E. How suspicious you always are \ He r s quite right, though (Aside.) What I meant was, that we shall have some very good music, and 1 thought you might like to hear it. O'Don, I had rather hear the music of your voice with Mrs. Bel more, all three in a tete-a- tete Oh ! Lady Emily, that you had my taste for the quiet enjoyments of life ! Lady E. I'm much obliged to you ; but I hate any thing so dull ; I like society, it amuses me doesn't it you ? O'Don. Indeed it does not, Lady Emily ; Fm not an April- day, to laugh and cry at the same time I can't be afnused, while I'm upon the rack! Lady E'. But, my good friend, why will you be upon the rack ? VDon. Why will I ? O! and is it myself that wishes it ? now here's Mrs. Belmore, who knows what a fool I am, and how distractedly I am de- voted to you she shall judge between us Lady E 2 32 SMILES AND TEARS. Emily asks why I am upon the rack ; can T be otherwise, when a whole week will sometimes elapse, without my being able to obtain so much as a word or a look I have been at her door every hour in the day I have not gone away from it, before I have come back again ; and yet, I have not been able to catch a glimpse of her rny only chance of seeing her now, is in public places, or assemblies, where the devil a bit can I see her at all ; for she is so everlastingly sur- rounded by a herd of coxcombs, pouring flat- tery into her ears, that 'tis impossible to get near her. Lady E. Why not you, as well as the rest of the coxcombs ? if you won't come, I can't drag you 'by the sleeve. 0\Don. Ah, now ! and did I ever expect it ? No, upon rny honour'. But a look, if you would only give me a look, just to say, O, you're there, are you! I should be satisfied : but no such luck for me! it's a nod to one, a shake of the hand with another, a whisper to a third ! and while I arn kicking my heels in a corner, I have the mortification of seeing her led off in triumph to her carriage by some stupid fellow, who would be cleem'd too great an ass to stand behind it then do I return home to pass a sleepless night, and dream of the miseries I've endured thro' the day. Lddij E Poor O'Donolan, jealous even in his dreams ! Why, that's working double tides ! and how can you, with all this barbarous usage, per- sist in wishing to marry me ? Don Because I'm a madman, I believe. Mrs. Bel. Not so ; but because you yet hope that time and your entreaties Lady E. Or the commands of a lord and im s- SMILES AND TEARS. 33 ter, when we are linked together, may work a wonderful reformation but I foresee your jea- lousy will O*Don. Jealousy ! O give me hut an assurance that you will be mine, and I shall be for ever cured of jealousy. Lady E. How little do you know the extent of your malady ! it is but two days ago that you displayed it in a paroxysm of frenzy, merely on account of my rencontre at the masquerade CfDon. No, Lady Emily, no; it was your con- cealing from me that you were going thither. Lady E. Why, doesn't one always keep it a secret ? What amusement can there be, but in the mystery ? O'Don. Besides, who could with common tem- per hear you commend the wit and person of a man, whose name yon did not even know ? Lady E. O ! didn't I tell you his name ? 'tis Grenville. O'Don. Some adventurer, I suppose. Lady E. You suppose very wrongly I am particularly well acquainted with all his connec- tions his father's estate is close to my uncle Stanly's. 'Don. A mighty weak reason, for following him from masquerade to masquerade, for all that. Lady E. Following him ? You have a deli- cate manner of expressing yourself, Colonel O'Do- nolan ! O'Don. Well, then, for letting him follow you 'tis the same thing, I hope isn't it ? Lady E. Not exactly, I apprehend ; at least in this country. O'Don. That's a reflection upon Ireland, Lndy Emily, and I only wish you were a man ! Lady E. A very flattering wish from a lover to his mistress ! 34 SMILES AND TEARS?. CFDon. Only for half an hour, I mean j that I might have the satisfaction of calling you out. Lady E. (Aside) I wish to heaven somebody wou'd call you out ; for 'tis plain you'll not go of your own accord. 0*Don. You should not dare to speak of Ire- land in black or in white, without answering it to me I'd have you to know, Lady Emily, that the women of Ireland are beautiful without art, free without impropriety, and virtuous without ostentation. Lady E. Charming creatures I Cf Don. O! you may say that, and tell no story for they've the heads of men, the forms of women, and the hearts of angels ! Lady jE. What a pretty description ! why yon- talk like a book j a review, elegantly bound in calf. Q'Don. And when I speak of the men, I shall talk like an extraordinary gazette, I believe; far that has published more than once to the world,, how neatly they can fight or like the parlia- mentary debates, when I tell you that they are eloquent orators, sound politicians, arid incorrup^ tible patriots. Lady E. Bravo ! St. Patrick for Ireland ! They have their merits ; and I am free to confess, that* bating one solitary instance, I have generally found them extremely agreeable. Q'Don. And your exception is myself, I sup- pose I knew it ; but whatever your opinion of me may be, I think tolerably well of myself. Lady E. That's modest, at any rale ! O y Don. I didn't mean what I said I only meant, that as long as I did nothing to forfeit my own good opinion, I ought not to forfeit that of others, nor be considered by any means so excep- SMILES AND TEARS. 35 tillable as your Mr. Grenville, a fellow that o- body knows ! Lady E. Whom you don't know, you mean. O'Don. One meets him, no where. Lady E. I beg your pardon j I meet him every xvhere. O'Don. O! I dare be bound you do; I shouldn't wonder if he came here. Lady E. He does ? for once, you are right in your conjecture, and you may probably meet him here. G'Don. Here! when? LadijE. To-night. O'Don. No you are joking, sure. Lady E. Not I, upon my word ; I expect him. QDon. You do ? and pray, who introduced him ? Ijady E. He introduced himself. Q'Don. Talk of Irish impudence ! what, he haft been here already ? Lady E. No ; but we have corresponded. O'Don. Corresponded ! now, I ask. I only ask, Mrs. Belmore, if this is not the sort of thing to drive a man wild ? Lady E. What sort of thing ? O'Don. To be clandestinely carrying on Lady E. Clandestinely ? I beg, Sir, you'll go- vern your expressions. Mrs. Bel. Nay nay now- tyDon. Excuse me, Lady Emily ; but if in order to please you, it be necessary to banish all sense of right and wrong Lady E. It is, at least, indispensible, in order to be endured by me, to possess good manners. Mrs. Bel. Now, my good friends G*Don. O ! my dear Madam, no allowances are to be made for disappointed attachment ! 36 SMILES AND TEARS. Lady E. Your attachment is oppressive. O'Don. Very well, Madam, it shan't oppress you much longer. Lady E. I'm rejoiced to hear it 'twill be a great relief. 0' Don. O then ! and you shall have it in this disagreement, at least, we are of one way of thinking 'tis high time to make up my rnind Lady E. I only wish you had done so long ago. O'Don It's not too late, Ma'am ; I can shake off my bonds and live free live happily, Ma'am ! Lady E. I'm glad to hear it. Mrs. Bel. How can you both be so inconside- rate ? my dear Emily, say but a word to him. Lady 'E. Wherefore ? I think Colonel O'Do- nolan quite right I have often told him that our dispositions did not accord. O 1 Don. You'll not deny at least, that there is some cause for jealousy, now ? Lady E. No, indeed ; I will deny nothing. O'Don. A jealous man deserves pity, at any rate. Lady E. (Contemptuously .) You do excite my pity. 0' Don. And a coquette contempt she ought to be shunned Lady E. Why don't you go ? O'Don. I will, Ma'am, I will ; this last stroke has unsealed my eyes ; I now see clearly I will leave the field open for Mr. Grenville ; and that he may meet no obstruction from me, I this moment bid you eternally farewell. (Goes off, and returns) And after that, you need not expect to see me again. [Exit O'DONOLAN. Mrs. Bel. (Calling after him.) Mr. O'Dono- lan ! Mr. O'Donolan ! He is really gone. SMILES AND TEARS. 37 Lady E. Well, let him go. Airs. Bel. Indeed, you are to blame ; why did you consent to receive this young man ? Lady E. And why not ? am I to bury myself alive, to gratify Col. O'Donolan's jealous whims? Mrs. Bel. No ; but where a man is so de- votedly attached as he appears to be, I think he merits some consideration unless, indeed, you feel an interest for Mr. Grenville. Lady E. Not the slightest ; and I would put him off, but that O'Donolan's jealousies are so perfectly well known in the world, that my mo- tive would at once be divined, and we should be- come the ridicule of all our acquaintance. Mrs. Bel. You would rather have him sup- pose then, that this Grenville is a favour'd lover ? Lady E. On the contrary, I very much wish he were undeceived upon that point But how ? his reason is so perverted, that Yet stay there might be a way but then I don't like to place you in so awkward a predicament. Mrs. Bel. My dear Emily, you know I would do any thing to reconcile you. Lady E. I will fairly confess to you, that I did not think of driving things to such an extre- mity. Mrs. Bel. Then, at once proceed to the re- medy what can I do ? Lady E. Why then, it has occurred to me, that all difficulties would be overcome, if you would but consent to be my representative, and receive Mr. Grenville under my name. Mrs. Bel. What an extravagant idea ! Lady E. Not at all ; Mr. Grenville cannot possibly be offended at it; for we shall laugh it Off as a masquerade frolic : O'Donolan himself will view it in. the same light, and will then be so p 38 SMILES AND TEARS. ashamed of his unjust suspicions, that it may cure him of his jealousies for ever. ^ Mrs. Bel. If I thought that but Mr. Gren- ville, I am certain, must at once detect the im- posture. Lady E. Impossible ! I disguised my voice, never took off my mask, and my dress was so contrived, that I defy my most intimate friend to have recognized me it will afford us all a hearty laugh, and what I know will have great weight with you, it will serve me, by setting poor O'Donolan's mind effectually at ease. Mrs. Bel. I will hazard any thing to accom- plish that ; but I know, I shall commit every sort of blunder, so pray be near to assist me ; and if I should fail Lady E. I'll answer for it, you will not fail ; for the motive which prompts the endeavour will supply you with confidence for the execution of it. She \vho can boldly dare in friendship's cause, Tho' unsuccessful, fails with all the world's applause. [Exeunt. END OF ACT II. ACT III. SCENE I. Stanly's House at Richmond. Lady EMILY, and Mrs. BELMORE. Mrs. BeL I begin to think Mr. Grenville does not intend to favour us to day. It grows late. SMILES AND TEARS. 39 Lady E. I am glad to see this impatience ; it looks as if you entered into the spirit of the plot but you forget that days at this time of the year are not remarkable for length, and the fashion of making morning calls by moon-light, very much in favour of his arriving yet. Enter a Servant. - Serv. Mr. Grenville is at the door, my Lady, and wishes to know if you are at home. Lady E. (Aside.) Thank heaven ! he has re- membered his assumed name I have been in an. agony lest he should walk in as Chomley. Say I shall be happy to see Mr. Grenville. \_Exit Servant. Mrs. Bel. I declare I am quite in a tremble you are not leaving me no ; Emily, that's not the agreement (To Lady EMILY, who is going.) Lady E. But for a momentI must set Jeffe- ries to keep rny uncle out of the way if he should walk in, it will entirely spoil the joke : I'll return instantly to second you. [Eocit Lady EMILY. Mrs. BeL How extremely awkward is this si- tuation ! I don't know what to say or do : there certainly is a great deal of levity in the proceed- ing, and I ought not to have lent myself to it. Enter Sir H. CHOMLEY. Sir Hen. Shall I not incur your displeasure/ Lady Emily, in thus early presuming to avail myself of your permission ? The happy are sel- dom discreet : if I have been too precipitate, at- tribute my intrusion to its 1 true cause, the impos- sibility of checking the ardour of my gratitude. Mrs. Belmore. (Aside). He has fallen into the deception to her very wish. p 2 40 SMILES AND TEARS. Sir Hen. I have, as you perceive, observed your Ladyship's commands. Mrs. Bel. (Aside.) Dear ! what commands have I laid upon him ? O! you are very good ! {pretending to understand him). Sir Hen. Would there had been some diffi- culty in them, Madam, that I might have proved how far above all other considerations, I prize an opportunity of obeying you. Mrs. Bel. I can perfectly understand your de- sire to see a person who has so successfully evaded your discovery in the support of an assumed cha- racter there's always a certain charm attached to mystery imagination, no doubt, had pictured to you Sir Hen. Nothing, which the reality has not far exceeded - the first moment I beheld you, I \vasenraptured by the symmetry'of your person, by the exquisite grace of all your movements, and the sweetness of your accents. However you endeavor' d to disguise your voice, I now per- fectly recognize to be the same which thrilled to rny heart at Lady Brellington's masquerade. Mrs. Bel. (Smiling.) And you really know my voice again ? Sir Hen I should have distinguished it amongst a thousand ; and tho' concealed by an envious mask, you will perhaps scarcely believe, that rny fancy had pictured your features just what they are. But, in my warmest moments, I must acknowledge, that I failed of imparting to them that irresistible charm of expression which they possess in so eminent a degree. Mrs. Bel. So you think, that if chance had thrown me in your way, you should have known me ? Sir Hen. So entirely am I convinced of it, that SMILES AND TEARS. 41 ever since I had the happiness of meeting 1 you, I have gone to every assembly, every public place; paraded every street, visited every shop, in hopes of seeing you it I saw a fine arm across the room, I instantly darted to the spot, full of breath- less expectation, till some uncouth defect in the rest of the person, painfully proved to me how much I was mistaken. A small foot has led rne to Kensington to Hampstfad have I trotted after a well-turned ancle ; in short, Lady Emily, I have left no place in London or its environs unvisited, in pursuit of your separate perfections. Mrs. Bel I am quite at a loss how to answer so many civilities- I can only say, that one rea- son, and a very sufficient one I think it, for your not having met me in your perambulations about London, is, tl^at I very rarely go thither. Sir Hen. Formed in every way to constitute its chief ornament, permit me to say, you are unjust in secluding yourself 'tis a public loss besides, you wrong yourself as well as others, for surely there is no existence out of London. Mrs. Bel. That very much depends upon cir- cumstances\ the best years of my life, were passed in a remote county, in an ancient castle, with a husband, old enough to be my father; and yet, I can with truth declare, that I never knew what it was to experience a moment's te- dium. Sir Hen. And friendship, the only feeling of your breast ? O 1 Lady Emily, had love been of the party Mrs. Bel. It would have ruin'd all when two people are so utterly dependent upon each other for their enjoyments, 'tis fortunate when their sentiments are of a calm, enduring nature pas- sion is seldom long-lived ; and what painful re- SMILES AND TEARS. grets take place of those feelings which are too ar- dent to be lasting! Sir Hen. Then you don't believe that love can endure for ever ? Mrs. Eel. I'm not certain that I believe in the existence of the passion at all. Sir Hen.'~And can it be possible that you have never felt its power ? Mrs. Bel. That is a question which 1 Sir Hen. 1 fear may appear presumptuous but did you know how deeply I am interested in it you would say Enter Lady EMILY. The devil take this woman, for interrupting us ! (Aside.) Lady E, (With Music in her Hand.) He seems confounded at my approach that's a good sign (Aside) My dear ! I shall never be able to ac- complish this Duet for to-night. Mrs,. Bel. Allow me to present Mr. Gren- ville. - Lady E. Mr. Grenville of Gloucestershire ? Sir Hen. (Aside.) Upon my soul I don't know but 1 suppose so. (Bows very low.) Lady E. I shall be happy in the honour of your acquaintance, Sir ; I formerly knew your sister, and a sweet creature she was she 's quite well, I hope ? Your poor dear father too, is he still alive ? Sir Hen. (Aside.) Curse me if I can tell ; but I had better kill him, lest she should ask more ques- tions No, Ma'am, he is dead. Lady E. I beg pardon I'm quite shocked that Do you understand music ? Sir Hen, No, I de not. SMILES AND TEARS. 43 Lady E. Then, I'm afraid you can't sing? Sir Hen. Not in the least. Lady E. That's very unlucky ; for I meant to have asked you to help me out in this Duet, this evening. Sir Hen. What an opportunity had I nearly lost ! (Aside) Sing? sing, did you say ? O, to be sure ; every body sings devil a tune can I turn, (Aside) that is, I in a sort of a manner Lady E. Yes, yes; that's just in my own way ; so, if you'll step into the next room, we can amuse ourselves with trying it over. Sir Hen. Confound you and your Duet too ! (Aside affects to cough) Bless my soul, Ma'am, the worst cold I ever had in my life ! Lady E. Ay, it seems very bad, indeed ; I think you had better not venture into the night air I must insist upon your not coming here this evening we'll positively have the doors shut against you. Sir Hen. My dear Madam, I shall mend sur- prisingly by that time. After dinner, I always sing like a nightingale ; my notes would quite asto- nish you there's no lie in that, at any ratG.(^4side.) Lady E. But the fogs, at this time of the year Sir Hen. Are a sovereign remedy for coughs like mine you see 'tis not a common sort of cold j 'tis only a Hum ! (Coughs.} Lady E. So I perceive, Sir. Sir Hen. An asthma, or spasmodic affection that in short the fouler the air, the better I feel myself, Lady E. (To Mrs. BELMORE.) How do you find him ? Mrs. Bel. O, very agreeable. Lady E. That's as much as to say, quite charming (Aside.) Well, since you won't sing 44 SMILES AND TEARS. with hie, I must give it up for the present. I have two calls to make across the Green, and I'll take this opportunity. Sir Hen. (Eagerly.) Do people let one an- other in at Richmond ? Lady E. Oh yes ; bat I shall be so anxious to return, that I will merely slide in my card. There never was any thing so tormenting as this tax upon society : visiting people one hardly knows by sight, and that one shouldn't care, if one never saw again. I'm sure you must have ex- perienced how annoying it is, to be compell'd to be civil to a person one wishes a hundred miles off one, that won't be driven away by a hint, how- ever broadly given, but that will run on from one thing to another talk, talk, talk, till one's spi- rits are worn out, and one's patience quite ex- hausted! Don't you detest such beings? Mrs. Bel. I do indeed. Lady E. I am sure you must. Well, as I hope to be back again in a very few minutes, I won't take my leave Sans adieu ? [Exit Lady EMILY. Sir Hen. (Aside.) Thank heaven ! you are gone, at any rate. Mrs. Bel. How do you like my friend ? Sir Hen. I hardly looked at her; and I shall not easily forgive her having interrupted a con- versation which was so replete with interest to me. I remember I was asking a question of Lady Emily Mrs. Bel. Which, I remember, I had no in- tention of answering. Sir Hen. I am aware it was a very delicate one, but recollect, Lady Emily, this is not the first time of our meeting you cannot have misunder- stood my declarations at the masquerade ; tho' it SMILES AND TEARS. 45 is evident, by the reserve and total change in your manner, that they have not been so favour, ably received as I then flattered myself they would be. Mrs. Bel. You would not have me all my life in masquerade Sir Hen. Ah ! believe me, I do not regret the absence of your vivacity ! How many women at- tract by their brilliancy how few, by the ineffable charm of unaffected sensibility ! Till this mo- ment, I hfid judged of your wit only ; but now I think I know how to appreciate your heart also before, I could find words to express my admira- tion ; but now, the utterance of vny feelings is impossible. Oh ! but for a moment, resume your mask, that, unawed by the dignity of your expression, I may tell )ou with what fervour I adore you ! Enter Mrs. JEFFERJES. Another interruption, by Jove ! , Mrs. Jef. My mistress has been prevented go- ing out, Ma'am ; Mr. Stanly has just been brought in rather ill, and very much agitated. Mrs. Eel. Good heavens ! what has hap- pened ? Mrs. Jef. Returning home, it seems, he was met by an unfortunate maniac, who had just broken from his confinement Having seen Mr. Stanly at the Asylum, he probably mistook him for one of the keepers ; and, with all the strength which madness gives, dragged him to the ground ; but, luckily, somebody was within hearing, and came to his assistance upon which the maniac fled, and the keepers are already in pursuit of him. [firffc 6 46 SMILES AND TEARS. Mrs. Bel. (Retiring) You must excuse me, Sir Sir Hen. But wherefore, Madam ? You hear that Mr. Stanly is more frightened than hurt now, I am more hurt than frightened, and of the two, a much fitter object for your compassion. Mrs. Bel. You must, notwithstanding, allow me to retire my situation was rather embarrass- ing ; and, but for this accident, I might have found it difficult to extricate myself. (Aside.) [Exit Mrs. BEL MORE. Sir Hen. The devil take the keepers, for not se- curing their madmen better, I say. I had just arrived at the critical juncture ! When such a fa- vourable opportunity may occur again, heaven only knows however, I shall certainly return this evening. Charming, charming Lady Emily ! what manners ! what sentiments ! ~ that rogue, Delaval, too! to slander her perfections ! Oh ! 't was blasphemy ! (Takes out his watch) Let me see ; at five, I am to meet the Lawyers - however, I can be back by eight- but will she be ready to receive me ? they '11 probably sit down to dine at seven : Soup she'll be five minutes, at least, eating that she can't bfc less ; it is generally so confoundedly hot ! I wish she would eat fish in its stead ; but there, there again ! the bones are a great drawback. Psha ! she 's a divinity ; and far above the vulgar prejudice of eating and drinking as coarse mortals do ! Lady Emily, I adore you ! Mrs. Belmore, I detest you ! and heartily wish the Lawyers and you were all at the bottom of the Red Sea ! [Exit. SMILES AND TEARS. 47 SCENE II. A gloomy part of Richmond Park several Trunks of Trees lying here and there Twilight. Enter CECIL, with an Infant wrapped in a Shawl. Cecil. Your cries, at length, are hush'd in sleep, my precious infant ! and cold and hunger are, for awhile, forgotten ! How awful is this silence ! no sound falls on my ear, but the tumultuous beating of my frightened heart lie still, lie still; your throbbings will awake my babe how comes this mist before my eyes ? I 'in very faint My child, my child ! I can no longer bear your weight ; (she sinks ^ placing the Infant upon the trunk of one of the trees.) What agony is this ? numbed as my limbs are by the stiffening blast, a scorching fire consumes my brain ! Can this be fear ? It is, the terror of a guilty con- science : there was a time, when neither solitude nor night had power to terrify me but I was inno- cent then ; then I had not offended Heaven, whose protection I dare not now implore. Ha ! I hear a voice Oh! welcome, welcome sound! Yet, should it be any one whom I have known in other days an idle fear ; for if it should, night's friendly shadows will conceal the features of the guilty Cecil, I '11 follo^v his footsteps in common cha- rity, he'll not deny that comfort to a wretched, houseless wanderer ! Fitz. (Without.) Ha, ha I have I escaped you, ruffians ? here I shall be safe from their pursuit. (He is seen climbing the wall, and with the assistance of the arm of a tree, lets himself down upon the Stage ; in this G 2 48 SMILES AND TEARS. effort he breaks one of the smaller branches, and uses it as a weapon of defence) . Here will I lie concealed they shall not again imprison me ! Cecil. Seme miscreant escaped from justice! What will become of us ? Fitz. There, there they go ! One, two, three, four ! So, so ; lie close ; they are gone, they are gone, and now I breathe again. Cecil. Alas ! a maniac ! what's to be done ? / shall I conceal myself? No; I'll make for the gate, and endeavour to regain the public road. (FrxzHARDiNG turns suddenly round ) Fitz. What are you ? one lying in ambush to entrap me ? Wretch ! advance one hair's breadth, and I fell yon to the ground! (Raising the broken branch j Ah ! a woman ! Cecil. Yes; one without the power or wish to harm you. Fitz. That's false you are a woman, born only to betray I know you are leagued against m e but t h n s ( Threa ten ing/y .) Cecil. O ! for my child's sake, do not harm me. Fitz. A child! have you a child ? give it me let me strangle it, before the little serpent turns to sting the breast that nourished it pity is folly if she live, she lives to blast your comfort. I had a child, a child more precious to me than my own heart's blood but she betrayed me made a gay festival to welcome me upon my re- turn from a long, tedious journey invited guests too three hideous guests ! Seduction, Penury, and Despair With the first she fled, and left me victim to the other two. Cecil. What do I hear ? what horrid vision SMILES AND TEAKS. 49 darts across my brain ! Can it be ? No, no ! and yet, alt ho' destruction follow, I must, I will be satisfied (She throws o^FiTZH A RHINO'S Hat, rc- cogniscs, and Jails at his feet.) Great God ! my father ! Titz. (Raising her, looks wistfully in her face, and laughs wildly pause.} They are coming you will not give me up to my pursuers you will have more compassion than my unnatural daugh- ter. Cecil. Can I hear this, and yet not curse thee, Del aval ? Fitz. Ha ! does that darnnM name again as- sail my ears ? Does he pursue me still ? What new torment can he inflict upon me ? Yes, yes, I see him DOW where is my daughter, villain ? Give her hack restore her to me, polluted as she is, and I will bless you but you have murdered her your barbarous hand has nipped my pretty rose-bud ere it was blown, and now she lies, scorn 'd, pale, and lifeless monster ! no longer shall your poisonous breath infect the air - an in- jured father strikes this poniard to your faithless heart no struggling down down Oh, oh ! (CECIL supports him.} Cecil. (Weeping ) O, sight of horror! will all the agony ffeel restore your peace, belov'd, much injured father ! Fitz. (Reccvering feels her $hce\s.J How 1 weeping ! tears, real tears ! poor thing, poor thing ! don't cry I cannot be a partner in your grief since my poor Cecil died (for she is dead, is she not?) I have not shed a tear. Cecil. Oh, Heaven ! too much, too much to bear ! Fitz. Poor thing ! poor thing ! (Pause.) You not leave me, will you ? (&Kws her close to his bosom.) 50 SMILES AND TEARS. Cecil. Leave you ! O never, never ; I will serve you, live for you, die for you. Fitz. Come then, come with me ; and I will shew you Cecil's grave ; and we will strew fresh yew and cypress over it Come, come ! (As he is leading her aivay, voices of the Keepers are heard without 1st Keeper. *' This way, this way ; Til follow him over the Wall do you secure the Gate" He leaps from the JVall y two more come on at the Gate.) Fitz. I hear them, they are coming don't let them tear me from you save, O, save me ! Cecil. Kind people, hear me ! he is my father leave him to my tender care ! ]st Keep. O yes, you'll do much good ; I wish we had more hands with us step across to the cot- tage, and see if you can get any body to assist. [Exit 2nd Keeper. Cecil. You call in vain for assistance no power on earth shall part us once again, I tell you he- is my father. 1st Keep. That may be but what can you do for him ? you had better stand aside young wo- man ; you'll only get yourself hurt. Cecil. You shall tear me limb from limb, rather than separate me from him. Re-enter Ind Keeper, with Cottager. 1st Keep. (To Cottager.} There, do you take charge of the young woman and keep her off Now, now ! (They rush forward to seize him.) Fitz. The first who approaches, I will lay dead at my foot folded in your arms I fear them not. (A sciifflc enmes, on which they are separated FITZH^RDING disarmed^ and dragg'd away.) SMILES AND TEARS. 51 Save me from these butchers ! O save me, save me ! [Exeunt FJTZHARDING and Keepers. Cecil. O, for the love of mercy ! let me follow him. 1st Keep. (Without.) Bind his hands ! Cecil. No, no ; for the love of Heaven, no ! Inhuman men ! I must, I will go to him. O oruel ! cruel ! O my poor deceived, unhappy fa- ther ! (She breaks from the Cottager, and endea- vours to follow her Father, but her strength fails her 9 and she sinks upon her knees / the Cottager supports her, and the Curtain falls.) END OP ACT III. ACT IV. SCENp I. A Library in Stanlys House. Enter STANLY, followed by a Servant. Stan. Who wants me, whom did you say ? Serv, The young woman, herself, wouldn't send any name, but Mrs. JefFjries, who happen'd to cme into the hall at the time, cried " Bless me ! is that you, Miss Fitzharding?" Stan. Miss Fitzharding ! at this door ? are you certain of it ? Serv. I only know what Mrs Jefferies said . the young woman made no answer, but' drew 52 SMILES AND TEARS. her bonnet over her face. When I told her that you cou'dn't see her, (for as it was so near dinner, I thought you would not chnse to be disturbed), she seem'd greatly distressed, and talked some- thing about the Asylum. Stan. Ay, that's a subject that may well dis- tress her Worthless minx ! is there any body in the carriage with her ? Serv. Carriage, Sir ? Stan. Carriage, Sir ! ay ; don't you know what a carriage is ? Serv. Yes, Sir ; but there's no carriage, nor any thing like one, that I saw I think you must mistake the person, Sir, altogether ; for the young woman in the hall said she had heard that a ser- vant was wanted at the Asylum, and that she had been directed to apply to you, as one of the Go- vernors. Stan. Ah J this is another of your blessed blunders! Serv. Upon my word, Sir Stan. Poh ! poh ! did not you yesterday say there was an old woman in the parlour, who wanted to see Mrs. Betrnore, and when *he went in, did not it turn out to be a Master in Chancery? Serv. Well, Sir, what message shall I take ? Stan. Take, Sir ! do you take me for a walking Therapolegia, that you bring your maid-servants to me for places ? Serv. I took you for no such thing, Sir ; but the poor creature seem'd in a deal of trouble, and you don't usually send away such as apply in dis- tress : so, I thought Stan. Thought, blockhead ! why didn't you bring her in at once then ? Serv. That's as good as a five pound note in her pocket. [ai/ Servant. SMILES AND TEARS. 53 Enter Lady EMILY. Lady E. O ! my dear Uncle ; what an extra- ordinary circumstance ! Who, do you think is here ? Miss Fitzharding : the daughter of the un- fortunate gentleman Stan. Who had nearly made worms-meat of me the fellow, was right, then ; William, said she wanted to see me. VY hy does not she come? I desired she might be sent in. Lady E. She will come, no doubt, as soon as she is sufficiently recovered, for she appears very urgent to speak with you : Jerferies, who had known her, it seems, asked ^ome unguarded ques- tion, which threw her into a dreadful agitation, and she fainted I ran to entreat that you would see her, Sir; for her mind is burthened with a grief which, she says, no body but yourself can relieve. Stan. I am no conscience- doctor, Emily, and tho' I am willing to see Miss Fitzharding, and to do all in my power to alleviate her sorrow, since you say she suffers ; yet, it will never be in my ability to relieve her from the burthen of remorse, which her unfeeling conduct towards her father, must needs have laid upon her soul. Lady E. I am sincerely sorry for her she is so interesting Stan. Interesting! Psha ! don't prostitute the epithet, Emily ; the virtuous only should be in- terestingbut now a-days, every thing is inte- restinglet a Lady abandon a worthy husband, and half a dozen lovely children, for the arms of a paramour, arid the cry directly is, " but she's so interesting !" Here's a girl, whoMias driven a doating father into madness, by her profligacy, M SMILES AND TEARS. then you come and tell me, " she's so interest- ing." - Lady E. Well, my dear Uncle, if I have used an expression which offends you, I will retract it only tell me into what words I shall put an entreaty that may induce you, notonl) to see Miss Fitzharding, but dispose you, if possible, to serve her. Stan. As to serving her, I have already told you that I mean to do so, if it be within my power ; and in order to understand how that may best be done, I am willing to admit Miss Fitz- harding ; but, I must make it a particular re- quest, that you do not so far forget what is due to your rank, as to converse a second time with so degraded a being. Lady E. Is there any situation, my dear Sir, that puts one person above the obligation of suc- couring another in distress ? 'tis the best privi- lege of superior rank, and in my opinion, the sole condition upon which Providence intended that we should possess it. Stan. True, Emily, Charity is undoubtedly the greatest of all virtues; but beware of indiscrimi- nate compassion ; and remember, that to tolerate vice, is to encourage it. Enter a Servant. Serv. Miss Fitzharding waits to know if you are disengaged, Sir. Stem. Desire her to walk in Emtty (Signs to her to retire.) Lady E. Well, Sir, you wish it, and I will leave you, but don't be. harsh with her; consi- der the cause she has for self-condem nation, and do not, by your reproaches, add to the load SMILES AND TEARS. 55 of her affliction ; which even now seems greater than she can bear. [Exit Lady EMILY on one side. Enter Servant and CECIL on the other. Stan. (With constrained civility.) A chair! (Servant sets Chairs) -Sit down, Miss Fitzhard- ing ; let dinner be served, and desire the Ladies not to wait (Exit Servant). I am sorry you have been indisposed Sit down, Ma'am, sit down ; and inform me what are your commands with me pray compose yourself: you seem greatly agi- tated. Cecil. Agitated ! Ah, Sir, when every sur- rounding object reminds me of happier days, of days passed in innocence and peace, I may well seem agitated, and sink with conscious shame and agon^ . Many a time has my poor father, while seated in that chair, placed his beloved hands upon my head, and with tears of fondness glisten. ug in his eyes, implored of Providence to bless his darling child ! Little did he then know what a serpent he cherish'd in his bosom ! little did I then anticipate the deep, deep anguish which has been since my portion* Stan. Be comforted, Madam ; there is no state, however wretched, which does not admit of hope. Cecil. True, true; I have yet a hope, and in you that hope is centered : on my knees, let me implore your kind interposition, Sir; you may be the blessed means of restoring a father to rea- son, and his repentant daughter to tranquillity, though not to happiness. Stan. Let me know in what manner you think I can relieve you, Miss Fitzharding the incli- nation, be assured, will not be wanting. Cecil. The particulars of my unhappy story, I fear, are but too generally known ; spare me the u 2 56 SMILES AND TEARS. shame of repeating what, I wish I could for tvcr blot from recollection. Stan. We will remember nothing but that which may at present forward your views speak, Madam. Cecil. Flying from the man, who (after hav- ing seduced me to the dereliction of every sacred duty) was on the point of sacrificing, not only me, but his innocent child, to worldly selfish views, I chanced to meet my father - Good Hea- ven ! in what a slate ! bereft of recollection, (driven to fiercest madness, oy the dishonour of his thankless child. Stan. He did not recognize you then ? Cecil. O that he had! though it. had been to curse me but no 'twas nearly dark, and I am sadly changed since he last saw me ~ yet, I fondly think, that he was pleased to hear my voice he implored me not to forsake him O ! that I never had ! (iveeps bitterly) from this cir- cumstance, I feel a certain conviction, that were I constantly about his person, my dutiful atten- tions might at last restore that precious reason, of which my guilt so fatally deprived him (weeps). Stem Madarn ! Miss Fitzharding ! Cecil. Let me become a servant in the Asylum ; by a thousand little assiduities, I may, at least, ameliorate his -condition ; and, Oh! should it please Heaven to smile on my endeavours, and crown my penitent design with favour, intelli- gence once more shall beam from his bright eyes, and he again may bless me ere I die. Stan. O Delaval ! what have you to answer for, in labouring to corrupt a heart like this (4ddc) Your request is granted, Madam ; you shall be near your father, you shall watch over and con- SMILES AND TEAttS. 57 sole him every facility shall be afforded you, to put your virtuous resolution into practice: should your efforts prove successful, there are still many of your father's friends residing here ; we will consult together, and see what may be done to- wards his support, and the alleviation of your sorrows , Cecil' (Nobly). His support? Sir, I shall pro- vide for that I will not eat the bread of idleness or shame ; and the best alleviation of my griefs, will be to toil incessantly for him and. my poor infant too blest, if, in fulfilling the duties of a mother, I may make some atonement for the errors of a daughter. Stan. Accept, at least, a temporary assist- ance, till you possess the means so honourably acquired. Cecil. O 1 Sir, I have not a proud or an un- grateful heart. Your generous compassion to- wards a poor degraded creature, has sunk deeply into my soul ; but, from the misery into which my own guilt has plunged me, I am resolved that nothing but my own unwearied industry shall ever extricate me. Stan. I will not again attempt to shake a reso- lution pregnant at once with sensibility and ho- nour; but tho' you refuse my offer of assistance, Madam, I trust you will allow me to present you to my niece, whose soothing cares and prudent councils will support and aid you in the virtuous task you have imposed upon yourself may re- formation so sincere, and filial piety so exem- plary, draw down a blessing on you from above, and crown your efforts with complete success ! [Exeunt, 58 SMILES AND TEARS. SCENE II. A Drawing-Room in Stanly's House. Enter O'DoNOLAN. O'Don. Isn't it past all belief now, thai; a man possessing, upon most points, as clear a concep- tion of things as any Irishman in the world, shall, upon the subject of his passion, be an absolute idiot ? Tho' 1 know I am deceived, laugh'd at, and contemn'd by this perfidious woman, I can't help hovering about her, if possible, with in- creased infatuation wretched as she makes me, I feel a delight in being tormented by such an angelic creature, that I would not exchange for the quiet possession of any other woman upon earth ! if I could but contrive to see her before the company assembles, I might Enter Sir H. CHOMLEY, and a Servant. somebody arrived already ever frustrated in all that regards her ! (Turns up). Sir Hen. Why, 'tis eight o'clock, Sir ; past eight ; I heard it strike : 'tis past eight by my watch too. Serv. I don't say it is not, Sir, but dinner was later than usual to day, and the Ladies have not yet left table I can let them know } 06 are here ; Mr. Stanly is the only gentleman, and I dare say will be very glad if you will take your wine with him. Sir Hen. By no means ; I -would n't have them disturb'd for the world say nothing about it, if you please; I'd rather wait (i xit Servant). No, no ; it would have been rather loo good a joke SMILES AND TEARS. 59 to have been fix'd with old Stanly swallowing glass after glass of his London particular, instead of quaffing love's inebriating draught from the fascinating eyes of the adorable Lady Emily for the last half hour I have been walking backwards and forwards opposite the windows, in hopes of seeing the fellow walk into the drawing-room with a long stick to light the candles but my impa- tience could endure it no longer. There's an uneasy restlessness about me, which I never felt before -the fidgets, I think they call it - since 1 left this house, I have done nothing but wan- der up and down with my hands in my pockets, as if I had lost something I have, I have lost my heart to this enchanting syren, and come what may, my fate this very night shall be de- cided, What, O'Donolan ! O'Am. Chomleyl Sir Hen. Hush!" O'Don. How long have you been returned from the Continent ? Sir Hen. Above a fortnight. O'Don. My dear Chomley ! Sir Hen. Hush, I tell you, for the love of mys- tery ! I am np longer Chomley, I have changed my name. O'Don. For an estate ? I give you joy, my dear fellow ! Sir Hen. Nd for a better thing a devilish handsome woman, my boy : Lady Emily Gerald ! a most extraordinary adventure ; and so you '11 think it, & Don. O, I dare say I shall. Sir Hen. Her reasons, I don't know; but, as she thought proper to desire that I would change my name, I have done so, in compliance with her wishes. 1 know you can be discreet, so I'll 60 SMILES AND TEARS. let you into the whole affair The very day aftef my return, I met Lady Emily at a masquerade you know her figure ; and may guess what the effect of it was upon a fellow, who for many months had not feasted his eyes upon the grati- fying sight of a well-dressed Englishwoman of fashion ! She seem'd pleas'd with my attentions; I was charmed with her conversation ; and, tho' she persisted in concealing from me who she was, yet she so far encouraged me, as to say, she should be at the subscription masquerade on the Thursday ; and again, at Lady Brellington's on the Saturday : at each of these we met, we talked, and liked this very morning only I discovered who she was, wrote to \solicit her permission to present myself; and here, you rogue, is the an- gers answer (Gives O'DONOLAN the Letter he reads, and returns it) Very satisfactory don't yon think so ? O'Don. O, very! Damn her fora jilt ! (Aside) But why this change of name ? Sir Hen. That 's what I don't understand my- self ; I was too happy, you may be sure, to be admitted upon any terms, and of course never stopp'd to make enquiries my interview with her this morning has rivetted my chains ; and I am now here, under a fixed determination of propos- ing to her 0' Don And do you expect to be accepted ? Sir Hen. Why, without any extraordinary por- tion of vanity, 1 flatter myself that the thing is possible I am delighted to have met you here ; are you intimate in the family ? O' Don. Faith, you may say that. Sir lien. Better and better ! What a lucky dog I am ! O'Don. How so, pray ? SMILES AND TEARS. 61 Sir Hen. You may assist me, by speaking to Lady Emily in my favour. O'Don. I! No, curse me if I do. Sir Hen. How, O'Donolan ? I thought T could have depended upon your friendship ; but perhaps you think the match objectionable. O'Don. Indeed and I do, Sir ; very objection- able. Sir Hen. Hey day ! what can this mean ? O'Don. It means, Sir, that you are damnably mistaken, if you imagine that I shall plead your cause in this affair Lady Emily has received me, avowedly admitted me as her lover, for the last fif- teen months, Sir ; and although I think her the vilest of coquettes, I shall not relinquish my claim to you, or any man in England, or Ireland, Sir. Now, do you understand what it means, Sir ? Sir Hen. Why, yes, I begin to apprehend then you suppose that she has a regard for you ? O'Don. (Imitating him.} Why, without any extraordinary portion of vanity, I had a pretty good right to think so, Sir. Sir Hen. (Playing carelessly with the Letter) Ay, fifteen months ago but, possibly, she may have changed her mind since that time. O'Don. Possibly; but I have not changed mine; so you will be pleased to release your pretensions, whether 'tis agreeable to you or not. Sir Hen< But, my dear O'Donolan, as the Lady ought unquestionably to have a voice in this affair, don't you think we may as well refer the matter to her if she decide in your favour, I swear, it shall make no difference in my feelings towards you : if she declare in rrtine O'Don. I'll cut your throat, my dear friend ! Sir Hen. I hope not ; at any rate, let all be fair and open between us. By Jove ! I have just 62 SMILES AND TEAHS. recollected, that I have ordered the carriage, with- out apprizing my servants of my new appellation of Grenville ; and I shall have some fellow bawl- ing out> Sir Henry Chomley's carnage stops the way ! that would ruin me with Lady Emily I must continue the name of Grenville, 'till I have my charmer's leave to throw it off (Aside.) I am compelled to return to the hotel, O'Dono- lan, for ten minutes, and* all I require at your hands, is, not to betray that I have let you into my confidence. O'Ztow. And did I ask for it Sir Henry ? No, indeed ; you foisted it upon me. Sir Hen. That's very true ; but since chance, or I will rather say, a reliance on your friendship, has helped you to my secret, I trust to your honor , not to obtain any unfair advantage, by represent- ing what I have said, under false colours to Lady Emily ; but wait my return, before you enter irfto an explanation with her. O'Don. Upon this subject, you have no right to prescribe any conditions, Sir Henry ; but for old friendship's sake, I do agree to postpone this explanation till your return ; and then, I shall have the double satisfaction of telling her, all I think of you, all I think of her, and all I think of myself, for being such a damn'd ass, as still to waste one thought upon her ! Sir Hen. Ha ! ha ! ha ! an revoir ! I rely upon your honor, O'Donolan, and hope, upon my re- turn, to find you as entertaining as I now leave you. [Exit Sir HENRY. O'Don. How shall I contain myself ? The jilt! I'll not speak to her before he comes back- I'll have the gratification of confounding her, in the presence of her new lover f will expose her per- fidy, lay bare her arts, tell her how I love her, SMILES AND TEARS. 63 how I hate her, and put an end to my torments, by blowing out my brains. Enter Mrs. BELMORE. Mrs. Eel. Colonel O'Donolan ! now this is kind of you ; and I am sure Lady Emily will O'Dott. Don't name her, Madam ; a perfi- dious - O ! Mrs. Belmore, Mrs. Belmore ! a'n't I the most miserable of human creatures ? Mrs. Bel. What do you mean P-^-nothing new, I hope, has happened ! O'Don. Yes, Ma'am ; an unequivocal confir- mation of all my suspicions no longer, treache- rous as she is, can she deny the justice of my ac- cusation my doubts have been cleared, all clear- ed, and by Sir H. Chomley himself. Mrs. Bel. Whom <Jo you say, byir H. Chom- ley ? O'Don. Yes, Madam; I met him here not five minutes ago, and, upon the strength of for* mer friendship, he made me his confidante told me of their rencontres at the masquerade, of his request to see her shewed me her answer to it, in which, no doubt, the^better to impose upon me, she desires him to assume the name of Gran- ville False, false woman ! to fix her affections upon such a profligate ! such an ugly feilow too! Mrs. Bel. (Eagerly.) Heavens ! what do you tell me ? O'Don. You are amazed, astonish'd at her per- fidy-no wonder. Mrs. Bel. Sir H. Chomley, under the name of Grenville ? O'Don. Tis too true, Madam What deceit! what falsehood ! Mrs. Bel. To dupe her friend ! i 2 <34 SMILES AND TEARS. O'Don. To betray her lover ! Mrs. Bel, To involve me, so unwarrantably ! O'Don. To pretend a quarrel with me, that she might have more liberty to receive him ! Mrs. Ed. I did not think her capable of such an action ! O'Don. Nor I either, Ma'am. Mrs. Bel. I never will forgive her ! O'Don. Nor I either, Ma'am : I have thought her light, capricious, sometimes even unfeeling ; but never, never could I have imagined this ! I'll see her once again but it shall be to tell her that I know the extent of her unworthiness-^-to make her feel that I despise and hate her ! Pardon me, Mrs. Belmore, you know how tenderly I loved her, and the concern you shew, calls for my warmest thanks. Mrs. Bel. You will not wonder at the interest I take in this affair, when I inform you, Colonel O'Donolan, that I am the only person entitled to resent the conduct of Lady Emily. O'Don. You, Madam ? Mrs. Be'. If Mr. Grenville and Sir H. Chom- ley are one person, Lady Emily must be absolved from all intention of offence towards you ; but she has expos'd, committed mi, past ail retrieving. 0' Don. Would you please to explain your meaning. Ma'am ? Mrs Bel. Have you forgotten that I am en- gaged in a law suit with Sir Henry ? 'Tis evident that Lady Emily has wished to reconcile us, and, hurried on by the warmth of her affections, has never stopp'd to weigh the consequences in which her conduct might involve me : she saw Sir Henry at a masquerade, permitted his visits here, and under a well- feigned apprehension of exciting your suspicious, prevailed upon me to assume her SMILES AND TEARS. 65 name, and receive the supposed Mr. Grenville in her place. O Don. (mid with joy ) Eh ! How ! What do you say ? Am I in my senses ? You, you, Mrs. Belmore, as Lady Emily ? Mrs. Bel. 'Tis too true ; you may readily be- lieve I should not have lent myself to such an im- position, had I known it was Sir Henry whom I was to meet : this too, perfectly explains his being brought here, under the name of Gren- ville. O'Don. So, after all, Mrs. Belmore, it turns out that it's yourself that is the goddess of his idolatry ! Mrs. BeL I, Colonel O'Donolan ? O' Don. O ! and you may believe me, you ; he raves about you doats upon you from the crown of your head to the tip of your toe : marry, marry, Mrs. Belmore, and make him and me the happiest men in the world. Mrs. Bel Don't you think that would be ra- ther a rash measure, Col. O'Donolan ? O'Don. Not in the least do it, do it, if it be only for the pleasure of non- suiting the lawyers. O ! 'twill be the prettiest match that ever was heard of- a match, where prudence and inclina- tion are both of one mind. Mrs. Bel. Colonel O'Donolan ! have I ever profess'd a liking for Sir Henry ? O'Don. Not yet ; but I'll engage you will ; you must; he's very handsome,, every body must al- low that ; I have known him intimately for years, and upon my soul, a worthier fellow does not breathe. Mrs Bel. He has risen very rapidly in your good opinion, Sir ; 'tis but a few minutes, sjnce he was a profligate, a 66 SMILES AND TEARS. O'Don. O ! that was while I thought Lady Emily was in love with him ; but I know you will forgive me indeed, we all have need of your in- dulgence. Mrs. Bel. Lady Emily has the least right to expect my forgiveness ; for at the time she put this imposture upon me, she was acquainted with a circumstance which makes my situation much more embarrassing than it appears. O'Don. The friendly motive, I am sure, will weigh with you in her behalf. The angel ! but why do I continue prating here, when I should be upon my knees before her, soliciting for pardon I will confess my fault, renounce my jealousy, and by a life of adoration, make amends for all my suspicions past, present, arid to come ! (Going.) Mrs. Bel. Stay, Colonel O'Donolan ; with your permission, I had rather Lady Emily knew nothing of what has just occurred. G* Don. Your reason, Madam ? if you please. Mrs. Bel. Why, at present, she is firmly per- suaded that I am her dupe; now, I own, it would be no small pleasure to me, to turn the tables upon her, and make her mine besides, 'twould be as well, I think, to know a little more of Sir Henry Chomley, before we venture to con- fess the trick that we have played him. ODon. Ha ! ha ! ha ! yes, my dear Mrs. Bel- more, perhaps it would be as well, that you should see a little more of him. - Mrs. Bel. (Confused.) You are quite mistaken, I don't mean that, at all. 0' Don. O ! by rny soul then, if you didn't mean it, your tongue should teach your eyes not to iniike bulls, Mrs. Belmore ; but Chomley will le back again presently, and tho* I can't compre- SMILES AND TEARS. 67 hend your meaning, I hope, at least, that you'll come to a right understanding with him. 'Mrs. Bel. I see you are bent upon being amus'd at my expence, so 1 will say no more upon this silly subject; only give me your faithful pro- mite not to betray me to Lady Emily. O* Don. Ah now ! and haven't I promised ? Mrs- Bel. But swear it ; for if you do not, you will no more be able to resist the bright twinkle of her enquiring eye, than O'Don. (Kneels.} Why there, then ; upon my knees I solemnly declare, that by you, and you only, shall Lady Emily be undeceived. s, Enter Lady EMILY, behind, and unperceived. You have made me the happiest man in the universe, and have a right to impose upon me what conditions you please. Mrs. Bel Only abstain from seeing Lady Emily, till my explanation is over, and I shall be satis- fied. [Exit Mrs. BELMOKK, CfDon, (Kneeling) That is a promise Lady E. Which it will not he in your power to keep I am here, Colonel O'Donolan, and de- lighted in the opportunity of congratulating you upon being the happiest man in the universe I lament that Mrs. Belmore has -withdrawn ; be- cause it deprives me of the pleasure of congra- tulating her too, upon having been the fortunate mortal who has made you so. ODon Hey ! what ! you surely can't believe that Upon my soul ! Lady E. No explanation, Colonel O'Donolan ; you have brought this affair to a most satisfactory conclusion, and I have now only to request that you will leave this house immediately some other 08 SMILES AND TEARS. place will more honorably suit your declarations to Mrs. Belrnore. O'Don. O! and is it Mrs. Belmore that you mean? the sweetest creature, sure Lady E. How ! O'Don. No, I don't mean that the most amiable Lady E. Intolerable ! O'Don. I don't mean that, either. Lady E. Didn't I find you upon your knees before her ? O'Don. Yes. Lady E. Weren't you making declarations of love to her? O'Don. No. Lady E, How! did not you say, she had made you the happiest man in the universe ? ODon. Yes, no, most certainly I did ; but that was Oh, botheration! how will I ever get out of this ? Lady E. 'Tis all in vain, Sir, you are a faith- less lover! Mrs. Belmore a false friend! and I am the silliest dupe that was ever cheated by either. O'Don. Wait a while. Lady Emily, only wait a while don't turn me away unheard, till I've told you all I have to say your Mr. Grenville is at the bottom of all this only wait till I fetch him he has just stepped to the hotel, but I'll run after him immediately, that I may be sure of meeting him patience, my dear Lady Emily, patience for five minutes only, and I'll be with you again in less than a quarter of an hour. [Exit O'DONOLAX. END OF ACT IV. SMILES AND TEARS. CO ACT V. SCENE I. A Room in Stanly's House. Enter STANLY, and Lady EMILY. Lady E Well, Sir, what tidings ? has the meeting taken place ? did Mr. Fitzharding recog- nize his daughter ? Stan. I fear not ; but one so lovely in resig- nation as that poor suffering g'rl, I never saw wholly absorbed in the pious purpose to which she has devoted herself, she watches every look, every turn of his countenance, lending herself to all his childish fancies, and smiling, even in agony, to please him. Lady E. And may I not call that creature in- teresting? but what were his sensations when he first beheld her ? Stan. When we-first entered his cell, we found him seated with his back to the door, drawing upon the wall. Lady E. Drawing ! what r Stan. A tomb over the entrance of which, he had inscribed the name of Cecil. Lady E. Unhappy man ! Stan. Startled by an involuntary groan, which burst from the overcharged heart- of his afflicted daughter, he suddenly turned he was much agi- tated at the sight of her gazed wildly upon her features for an instant, then shook his head, and sighing deeply, again resumed his occupation : still, from time to time, as if he could not chase 70 SMILES AND TEARS. the idea of her from his mind, he would cast en- quiring glances at her ; and when he saw the tears piteously chasing one another down her pale cheeks, in a tone of deep cqmrniseratiori, he ex- claimed, " Poor thing! Poor thing !" looked in her face again with eager curiosity, and snatching his hand away, which she was fondly pressing to her lips, muttered, with disappoint- ment, to himself, u but she is dead for all that." Lady E. (With great vivacity} Then, be as- sured, my dear Uncle, he does recollect her his present habitation, Cecil's appearance, so altered by misfortune, and the menial dress she has as- sumed, joined to a strong impression of her death, all, all combine to puzzle his bewildered mind some strong effect, must be produced upon him, and if my heart deceive me not, I am the doctor destined to restore him. Stan. What stronger effect than that we have already tried, can Lady E. One that has just flashed across my mind Will you grant me a diploma? am I at liberty to practise ? Stan. Provided you call in the physician of the Asylum. Lady E. By all means ; as I am but a young practitioner, I shan't object to a consultation. Enter a Servant. Serv. Lord Glen thorn, Sir, is at the door, and begs to know if he can speak with you upon par- ticular business. Stan. Come to support the pretensions of his worthless son, I suppose the moment is not auspicious- what can I do ? Lady E. Of course you will admit him, Sir; SMILES AND TEARS. 71 but let me see you as soon as possible, for Pm impatient till I put a scheme in execution, which I forsee will translate me to the skies the world shall acknowledge the genuine offspring of j^Escu- lapius, and raise altars to me under the appella- tion of the modern Hygeia. [Exit. Stan. Desire Lord Glenthorn to walk in. [Exit Servant. How perplexing is my present position ! My old friend is, no doubt, come to ascertain the result of my promised endeavours in behalf of his son Delaval, at a time too, when my heart is swelling with indignation at his barbarity ! I would not wantonly wound the feelings of a fa- ther ; but I know it will be impossible for me to conceal the abhorrence that I feel of his un- principled son ! What do I see ! Delaval himself ? Enter Lord GLEN-THORN. Lord G. I read in your countenance, Mr. Stanly, that I am an unwelcome visitor ; but the assurance I beg to offer, that my stay will not be protracted beyond the time necessary for a few enquiries, will, I trust, ensure me the favour of a patient hearing. Stan. Ask all you wish to know, Sir ; takfe your own time ; for I mean to claim the same privilege to tell you, more perhaps than you may wish to hear. Lord G. As I am convinced that Mr. Stanfy cannot say any thing which I ought not to listen to, I accede to his proposal. Stan. Sir, how far -you may flatter yourself that you are safe under the shelter of my forbearance, I cannot tell ; but that you may not deceive your- self upon that point, I beg, as a preliminary, to K 2 72 SMILES AND TEARS. inform you, that I hold your conduct in utter detestation ; and that nothing could have added to the disgust it has excited, but the mean sub- terfuge under which you have presumed to gain admittance here. Lord G. Sir ! I am unconscious of having re- sorted to any artifice 'tis evident you are not yet informed of your late friend, my father's death ; by which, unfortunately, I am privileged to announce myself under the title of Lord Glen- thorn your mistake is excusable ; but this lan- guage, Mr. Stanly Stan. You must hear from me, and every man who has a grain of honest feeling in his breast- your heartless conduct has given every upright character a right to express the just abhorrence which he entertains of your unpardonable profli- gacy Crimes like yours Lord G. Crimes ! Mr. Stanly Stan. Crimes, my Lord ; by what title would you dignify the seduction of an innocent girl ? By what specious argument gloss over the subsequent desertion of her and of her infant ? Can the in- genious sophistry of vice supply a single pallia- tive for actions such as these ? or are you so pre- sumptuous as to believe that Heaven will leave the libertine unpunished, whose arts betrayed a virtuous child to shame, and drove a doating fa- ther into madness ? Lord G. I am not here to palliate or defend my actions whatever they have been, I am not accountable at this tribunal, altho' my future life may prove, I hold them in as much abhorrence as yourself. The object of my visit here, was to gain some intelligence of Miss Fitzharding ; I have traced her hither, and if I have trespassed upon your patience, tell me but where she is, and I'll obtrude no longer. SMILES AND TEARS. 73 Stan. She is under my protection, no\v, my Lord ; and whatever you may have to say to her, must be communicated thro' rne. Lord G. Until I know upon what authority you arrogate this power to yourself, I can't ac- knowledge it and I must add, her having sought protection of a person so entirely unknown to her, as you are, savours as little of prudence, as it does of delicacy. Stan And what must you he, who have forced her to seek refuge at the hands of strangers ? Pru- dence and delicacy ! whither would your insinua- tions tend ? LordG. No farther than your own declaration you have acknowledged that Miss Fitzharding is now under your protection. Stan. And what of that, Sir ? Have you any thing to offer apon that ? Lord G. (Sneer ingly .) Congratulations only : to you, upon your good fortune to Miss Fitz- Harding, upon her well-directed preference. Stan. O spare your irony, my Lord; sarcasm is a blunt weapon in the hands of guilt : the au- thority which I possess over her, springs solely from a pure desire to serve an injured woman ; to heal the wounds of an afflicted -heart, and re- store a fallen, but repentant angel, to health, tranquillity, and self-respect. Lord G. Pardon me, Mr. Stanly alt ho' I scorn to whine, I am not ashamed to display my feelings, when I arn conscious they originate in truth' and virtue ; and though I own, my former conduct gives me little claim to your considera- tion, yet, from the patience which I have evinced while smarting under the lash of your deserved reproach, you may perhaps form some opinion of the sincerity of my contrition. For Cecil's sake, Ti SMILES AND TEARS, for her clear infant's, I entreat you will allow me once more to see her, tho' but for a few moments. I fear I have no longer any influence over her 5 but should it happily prove otherwise, I pledge my honour to make no unworthy use of it : you may yourself be witness to our interview but let me, let me see her! Stan. (After reflection.) It shall be so your request, my Lord, is grantedorder the carriage! Lord G. Mine is at the door O, let us not lose a moment ! Stan. Proceed, my Lord ; I have one word to say to Lady Emily before I go, and I will follow you immediately. \_Exit Lord GLENTHORN on one side* If you have a heart, I will yet probe it to the core. \_Exit STANLY on the other. Enter Sir H. CHOMLEY. Sir Hen. Then I was right, and it was Del aval's carriage that I saw at the door In what a hurry he brushed by rne ! he seem'd as little inclined to be seen by me, as I could be to be recognized by him but for this name of Grenville, tho', which I am fo^ed to assume, I should have had some pleasure in shewing him, that in spite of his efforts to mislead me, I had not only found Lady Emily out, but was already established here, upon a tolerable footing of intimacy. But where's O'Donolan ? should he have given Lady Emily an impression that I have boasted of the distinction with which she has honoured me, 'twould ruin me for ever ! but she is here ! I don't read any marks of hostility in her looks then, O'Donolan, thou art a noble fdjow ! SMILES AND TEARS. 75 Enter Mrs. BELMORE. I hardly hoped to have the good fortune of finding you alone, Madam ; I thought the Colo- nel had been with you he is often here, he tells me. Mrs. Bel. O ? yes ; almost every day. Sir Hen. So far accounts agree (Aside.) He is a very good sort of fellow ! Mrs. Bel. Excellent, I think ; his feelings are so warm, his understanding so good, his manners so arqiable, I have the greatest possible esteem for Colonel O'Ponolan. Sir Hen. So it appears ; and 'tis as well to know it from the fountain head (Aside.) Mrs. Bel. You seem a little discomposed this evening. Sir Hen. I do feel a little awkwardly, I own, Madam ; I have a most earnest desire to be inform- ed upon a particular point, and yet I fear you may deem my question impertinent. Mrs Bel. I dare say not what is it ? Sir Hen. Believe me, I don't propose it from idle curiosity, but from a feeling in which my happi- ness is deeply involved : Q'Donolan is young ; prepossessing in person ; unexceptionable in cha- racter ; with all these advantages, (pardon the enquiry), has he not been fortunate enough to inspire you with a sentiment of preference ? Mrs. BeJ. Colonel O'Donolan ? No ; nor did he ever dream of such a thing. Sir Hen. O, you must pardon me ; he loves you tenderly, most ardently ; for, by the oddest acci- dent in the world, we communicated to each other Mrs, Bel. I have no wish to enquire into the subject of his confidences ; but, whatever the Co- 76 SMILES AND TEARS. lonel may have asserted, I owe it to myself to say, the only sentiments he ever inspired in me, were those of friendship Sir Hen. You will, at least, allow that I had cause for apprehension ; widowhood is not the natural state of youth and beauty. Mrs. Bel. Be that as it may, 'tis a state which I shall never change. Sir Hen. And what motive can have determin- ed you in so selfish a resolution ? Airs BeL The hazard I should run of not being happy under a second engagement; besides, 'tis pot unlikely that, by a law suit which is now peud-i ing, my whole fortune may be forfeited, and I re- duced to absolute penury. Sir Hen. Happy, thrice happy the man, who is permitted to avert the wrongs of fortune from you ! Were I so blessed ! Oh, Lady Emily,! can no longer struggle with my passion, and tho' a decla- ration may for ever drive me from your presence, yet, I must hazard all, to ease a heart overflowing with the purest adoration my character is known to all the world, my fortune, already am- ple, will shortly be considerably increased, by a favourable decree in Chancery. Mrs. BeL And are you, too, so unfortunate as to be involved in law ? Sir Hen. Nay, call me rather fortunate ; for my Lawyers assure me positively of success it was once proposed that I should terminate the differ- ence by a marriage with the hateful woman with whom I am at issue, one Mrs. Belmore. Mrs. Bel. Mrs. Belmore! And she is very disagreeable ? Sir Hen. Yes, I dare say she is ; I never saw her though: a fat, ruddy dame, with a fine broad provincial dialect, I '11 be worn* whose accomplish- SMILES AND TEARS . 77 ments are making punch, preserves and pickles, whose virtue is prudery, whose conversation is scandal, and whose code of morality consists in a zealous intolerance towards all the weaknesses of frail humanity. Mrs. Bel. What a portrait ! but I can assure you, Mrs. Belmore, in no one point, resembles the description you have given of her. Sir Htn. You know her then, Madam ? Mrs. Bel. Intimately ; I know too, that she possesses many estimable qualities : Her husband, Mr Brim ore, was a man of cultivated taste and polished manners ; can it then be believed that he would be content to live, and in retirement too, with such a being as you have just depicted ? Come, let us do her justice, and suppose she may possess some virtues, which entitled her to the esteem and love of so wise and honourable a man : she is prouder, too, than you imagine ; and, if you have received an offer of her hand, be assur- ed, it was without her knowledge, and the pro- posal has entailed upon it's author the strongest marks of her resentment. Sir Hen. As I have never seen the Lady, what I have said, were she even informed of it, ought not to wound her self-love in the least. But, can you pardon this attack upon your friend, for, by your warmth in her defence, I perceive she is so ? Mrs. Bel. What inconsiderate creatures are you men ! hating and loving, as prejudice or pre- possession governs ! For instance, now, you think me pleasing, at least you have told me so ; yet scarcely know me, and judge as superficially of me as you have done of Mrs. Belmore ; but she shall take her own revenge, for I am determined you shall see her. Sir Hen. My dear Lady Emily, you cannot mean to / 78 SMILES AND TEARS. Mrs. Bel. How do you know that you may not think her agreeable ? Sir Hen. As your friend, I may, just that; but nothing more. Mrs. Bel. I have a strong idea that you would fall in love with her as suddenly as you have done with me, and in that case, a marriage Sir Hen. Never, never! Were I to lose my cause, and my whole estate to it, I would save neither by an union with her. No, no ; 't is you, and only you. Mrs. Bel. But I have already told you, I may shortly be a beggar ; should I lose my law- suit Sir Hen. I shall gain mine the chances are, we cannot both be cast. Mrs. Bel. Probably not ; but what would you say, now, if, without knowing it, you had already met Mrs. Bel more ? Suppose she were the lady whom you saw here this morning, and with whom you are engaged to sing to-night ? Sir Hen. You are not in earnest, surely What! that lady Mrs. Belmore ? Mrs. Bel. The same. Sir Hen. Now is n't this extraordinary ! the very instant I saw that woman, I took an aversion to her. Mrs. Bel. And yet. she is extremely beauti- ful ! Sir Hen. I don't think so. Mrs Bel. And remarkably clever. Sir Hen. If you desire it, I will subscribe to all her perfections ; and to prove that she does not in vain possess the title of your friend, I here drop all proceedings against her, and to your arbi- tr^tion submit my cause. Mrs. Bel, Why then but here she comes. SMILES AND TEARS. 70 Enter Lady EMILY and O'DONOLAN. Lady E. (As she enters, to O'DoxoLANJ Well, since you so solemnly assert it, I, like an upright judge, am bound to believe you innocent till you are proved guilty. Mrs. Bel. You could not, my dear friend, have arrived at a more propitious moment ; Sir H. Chomley, for I must now give him his real appellation, informed of my friendship to Mrs. Bel more, generously agrees to drop all further proceedings, and is desirous of terminating the dispute by an amicable arrangement. O'Don. O ! then, I'm delighted to hear it ; and by what method do you propose Sir Hen. Faith, 'tis a matter of indifference to me the simplest and shortest way, however, I think best. O'Don. The simplest way, would be by mar- riage; Oh ! I give you joy, with all my heart ! Sir Hen. The simplest, indeed; I understand it, Sir ; you would be happy to get rid of a rival. Lady E. But Mrs. Belmore may think her cause better than Sir Henry's, and not easily be induced to relinquish Sir Hen. You'll see, now, this confounded wo- man will force me ^o marry her whether I will or not. Lady E. To be sure, as Colonel O'Donolan observes, a marriage would Sir Hen. There, there ! I told you so ; a bold push for a husband, that, by Jupiter! (Aside.) Madam, it would be vain to use any ceremony upon the present occasion; you maybe, and I dare say are, every thing that is charming but, vve^are not the masters of our affections, and I L2 SO SMILES AND TEARS. must inform you, that mine are irrevocably de- voted to your amiable friend. Lady E. I don't comprehend you, Sir Henry ; for whom do you take me ? Sir Hen* For whom, but Mrs. Belmore ? Lady E. (To Mrs. BELMORE.) So then, it seems I -pass for you now ? Mrs. Bel. And why not, my dear Lady Emily, since you so lately contrived to make me pass for you ? Sir Hen. What do I hear? Lady Emily ! and you then, after all, are Mrs. Bel. The hateful Mrs Belmore. Sir Hen. (Kneeling) O ! how shall I ever atone for the injuries which I have done you ? Lady E. Rise, rise, Sir Henry ; for I read in her looks, that you have gained your cause. Sir Hen. (To Mrs. BELMORE.) Will you not deign to confirm the Lady E. Why will you force her to look more silly than she does already ? The thing is set- tled ; say HO more about it ; and now, having ended a case in law, to the satisfaction, I hope, of all parties, I have one in physic that claims our immediate attention ; and may the cause of poor Fitzharding terminate as happily as that of Belmore versus Chomley ! [Exeunt. SCENE II. A Ward in the Asylum. FITZHARDING and CECIL. Fitz. She used to sing it, and it thrilled my very soul ! Cecil. Shall I sing it to you ? SMILES AND TEARS. 81 Fitz. No, no ; not you, not you : I could not bear it yet let me hear the words ; repeat them ! Cecil (repeats.) " Tears, such as tender fathers sliecl, Warm from my aged eyes descend, For joy to think when I am dead, My son will have mankind his friend.'* Fitz. No, no, no, not so ; " For joy to think when I am dead, Cecil will have mankind her friend." She used to sing it so, when I desired her and Oh ! so well hut she can sing it no more now ; she is dead, she is dead ! and we will go and weep upon her tomb you will not leave me ? Cecil. (Weeping). O, never, never, never! Fitz. (Looking wistfully in her face.) Poor thing ! poor thing ! pale, very pale ; and she had such a bloom ! you have promised not to leave me? The ruffians will, perhaps, attempt to drive you hence ; but do not go, Oh ! no ; stay here, and talk with me the live-long day of Cecil. Cecil. (Eagerly). You love her still, then ? Fitz. Ah 1 can a father cease to love his child ? Assassins have stabbed, and vultures gnawed my flesh, morsel by morsel ; but they have not yet reached the seat of life feel, feel, my heart is whole, still (she lets her head sink upon his breast) very, very pale ! Cecil. If you were to see your Cecil, should you should you know her again ? Fitz. (Recollecting.) Should I know her ? O yes, yes ; were she to appear before me with her golden ringlets playing luxuriantly about her face, her ethereal form all clad in virgin white, and her soft voice breathing those heavenly sounds which 82 SMILES AND TEARS. still vibrate in my heart, Oh ! then, I could not be mistaken in her but she is gone ! she is there (pointing to the drawing of the Tomb in his Cell) cold, cold and lifeless ! Cecil. But were she living, now to clasp your knees, as I do now, confess her fault, and with a penitent and humble heart solicit your forgive- ness, what would you do ? Fitz. (Furiously.) Do ? I would strike the wanton lifeless to rny feet ! Cecil. Oh horrible ! Fitz. No, no ; not if it give you pain no, no ; if she could come again, the only vengeance I would take, should be to clasp her to my heart, and ratify the pardon she implored Enter STANLY. Stan. (To CECIL.) Your presence is immedi- ately required in the adjoining chamber. Fitz. Ah ! whither are you going? And can you leave me too ? Cecil. 1 will soon return, my Father. Fitz. Father ! Father ! Ha, ha, ha ! 'tis long, 'tis very long, since I have heard that appellation, and in such a tone repeat itO 1 repeat it ! Cecil. Farewell, my Father ! Fitz. Ha ! ha ! ha ! but you'll return ; O ! say you will you have been too long away I cannot longer live without you. Cecil (Delighted.) O ! heard you that ? Stan. Come, come ; but a few hours, and with Heaven's assistance, all your distress will vanish, (STANLYybrces CECIL gently off.) Fitz. She's gone ; again she has abandon'd me is this another dream ? once before, I thought I saw a form resembling Cecil : I press'd her to my SMILES AND TEAKS. 83 heart : this very day, she sheltered me from ruf- fiansbut, for all that, she is dead ; she's there! (Points to the Tomb.) There, and my own for ever ! O Cecil ! Cecil ! Cecil ! [Exit into Ids Cell. SCENE III. An Apartment in the Asylum. Enter Lord GLENTHORN. Lord G, What have I heard ! am I myself in- fected, or have I really beheld my Cecil, and her frantic father? and could I view the frightful spec- tacle occasioned by my crime, and not expire upon the spot ! Inhuman Stanly ! were not the agonies of remorse sufficiently acute, but you must superadd this scene of horror ? should Cecil scorn my unfeigned repentance, I have no re- medy, no hope for this world or the next. Enter STANLY and CECIL. Stan. Grieve not, that you must leave him now the impression given to his mind, will be a powerful auxiliary in Lady Emily's plan ; while you remain here, I will give orders for his im- mediate conveyance to my house, and trust to Providence, to crown our efforts with success. [Exit STANLY. Cecil. -Success ! alas ! I have not deserved it but, my Father, whose life has been one scene of pure unsullied goodness, for his sake,, Heaven may extend its mercy, and change our present misery, to joy unutterable (Lord GLENTHORN timidly advances.) What do I see? Delaval, 81 SMILES AND TEARS. here ! this shock at least might have been spared me. LordG. Cecil! Cecil. Ah! leave me 'tis not my wish to upraid you, Delaval, therefore leave me lest suffering under anguish, great, sure, as ever hu- man breast endured, I vent my feelings in re- proach and bitterness. Lord G. Spare me not, Cecil ; pour deepest curses on my head I have deserved them all. Cecil. No, Delaval ; in my acutest moments of affliction, when scarcely mistress of my despe- rate thoughts, I have recollected that you were the father of my infant, and all my maledictions have been changed to fervent prayers for your repentance. Lord G. Those prayers were heard, my Cecil : truer contrition never touched a sinner's heart, that that which Heaven has awakened here by that remorse, and for our tender infant's sake, let me conjure you Cecil Delaval, desist ! nor, by appealing to a mother's weakness, strive to shake a resolution which is now irrevocable. Lord G. At your suspicions of my sincerity, Cecil, I have no right to feel offended your worst reproaches cannot wound more keenly than those of my own self-accusing conscience ! but by my regenerated heart I swear, that every fu- ture hour of my life shall prove my truth, every faculty of my soul be bent to repair the wrong* that I have done you, and bring back peace and comfort to your heart. Cecil. Peace ! O, cast a look within yon cell, behold my father, driven to madness by my guilt, then tell me where a wretch like me should look for peace ! That your sentiments have undergone a change so conducive to your future welfare, SMILES AND TEARS. 85 Heaven knows how truly I rejoice ! for me, I have imposed a sacred duty upon myself, to which every instant, every thought, must be assi- duously dedicated to your protection I dare now assign our child ; it would have eased my afflicted heart to have wept over him sometimes ; but to comfort I have no claim, and even that sorrowful consolation I will forego for his advantage re- ceive him, Delaval ! teach him to shun the vices which have destroyed our happiness, and never, Oh ! never let him know the wretched being to whom he owes existence ! Lord G (Striking his forehead.) Fool 1 Fool ! what a treasure hast thou cast away ! [Exeunt severally. SCENE IV. d Room in Stantys House. Enter O'DONOLAN and Sir H. CHOMLEY. O'Don. Had I not sworn to renounce all jea- lousy for the future, I should feel inclined to give way to something like ill-humour, during this separation frotrfLady Emily ; and how you can be so composed under your privation, is to me marvellous ! I'm sure I shan't be able to keep my temper long. Sir Hen. I tell you what, my friend, 'tis a de- vilish bad one, and the sooner you get rid of it the better ; but the truth is, I am too happy to be out of humour at any thing that can happen and had you employed yourself as I have done, you would have had no leisure for irritability the secret of happiness, is occupation, and the true art of attaching man or woman, the constant en- deavour to make yourself useful take my word 86 SMILES AND TEARS. for it, a woman of spirit soon grows tired of a fel- low who can do nothing but languish and look soft there's too little variety in sighs and groans; for, when you have breathed your longest Oh ! you have reached your climax, and there's an end of you. O'Don. And how the devil can I help looking soft! Well, that you should choose to walk into a dirty lumber-room and tumble over fusty old pictures and broken china, when you ought to nave been elevated to the seventh heaven with delight, is past my comprehension. Sir Hen. I think it good policy to be concerned as far as possible in every thing which gives plea- sure to others ; and trifling as the circumstance may appear, my having assisted in hunting out the family pictures, if they should contribute to Mr. Fitzharding's recovery, will not only ensure me Lady Emily's good wishes, but 1 shall have the satisfaction also of knowing, that I had some little share in producing so desirable an event; and I hope that's better than being, like you, happy till you are quite miserable. Enter Lady EMILY. Lady E. Come, come ; every thing is in rea- diness Fitzharding is arrived, and tho' hitherto kept in total darkness, has been perfectly tran- quilthe room that we have selected for our scene of action, is, in every particular, restored to the sarrie state it was in when he himself in- habited this house. My own agitation is scarcely less than that of Cecil j who, flushed with anxiety and wild with hope, js looking mpre animatedly beautiful than she could have done even in her days of happiness pray come, for the moment of trial is qt hand. SMILES AND TEARS. 87 Q'Don. Are there no more tables and chairs to move then ? Ah, now, can't / make myself use- ful by taking some sort of trouble ? Lady E. I am afraid not, Colonel ; so for the present, you must content yourself with being merely ornamental. O'Don. O then, that will suit me to a hair ; for sure I can be that without any trouble at all. [Exeunt. SCENE V, A Room in Stanly's House, hung with Pictures ; a full length of Cecil, playing upon the Harp occupies the centre: it is covered by a green Cur taint FITZHARDING, SfANLY, Lady EMILY, Sir H. CHOMLEY, Mrs. BELMORE, and O'DONOLAN, discovered. Fitz. Yes, I remember now, 'twas there^ on summer evenings I used to sit with one, too dearly loved, and watch the sun-beams sparkling in the stream. Sir Hen. And shall again, I hope, Sir. Fitz. Never, never ; she was snatched from me by the damned artifices of a human fiend Oh ! never, never ! Stan, Stung by remorse, and eager to repair the wrongs that he has done you he comes to give her to your arms again, and crave your blessing on their union. Fitz. For shame, for shame ! falsehood but ill becomes that silvered head. Stan* By Heaven M2 SS SMILES AND TEARS. Fitz. You mock me, Sir ; I tell you she is dead Poor Cecil 1 Cold ! cold ! cold ! Lady E. (Drawing back the curtain.) Has not this portrait some resemblance to her ? Fitz. Ha ! hide her, hide her ! she has shot lightning thro* my veins ! and see, see, see, at her command, the spirits of departed joys flit quickly by, pointing .and grinning at me as they pass Oh ! let me fly (as he is rushing off, she plays and sings " Tears such as" &c.) Why, yes, that voice! and yet, O, tell me, art thou real, or sent by Hell to tantalize and torture me ? Cecil. (Rising in the frame.) Oh! my belov- ed father ! Fitz. (In extacy.) Ha ! 't is not illusion for by the thick pulsation of my heart, I feel 't is she, my long-lost child, my much-loved, erring, and forgiven Cecil ! (They rush into each other's arms, then Cecil falls at his feet, and embraces his knees). Lady E. This is a spectacle, on which even Heaven smiles Repentance, kneeling at the feet of Mercy ! (Ths Curtain falls, and the Play concludes}. THfi END. Undon : Printed by B. t, Covatt C*rufc IPILOGUE. BY JAMES SMITH, ESQ. SPOKEtf BY MR.LISTON, AS GOOSEQUILL THE POET, Walks on disordered, then attempts to walk off. They've fasten'd the door O Lord what shall I doi I'll bolt thro' the other they've bolted that too ! I'm hoarse 1'rrHiysteric I can't speak a nofe! I really feel quite a lump in my throat 1 I'm Goosequill the Poet Lord ! don't look so queer; If you doubt I'm a Poet why only look here [Shews his ragged elbow.] I lodge in Fleet Street, where they sell sassafras, You must know the shop it is lit up with gas From cellar to garret ; my bed-room can't hide me- When I put on my night-cap, the whole parish 'spied met As my cash wasn't ready for next quarter-day, Says I, " What's to be done ?" Says my wife, " Write a play," Oh Genius Dramatic ! thou sweetest of blisses j 1 It hits for a certain unless where it misses ! V Ecod, its rare fun ! if it wasn't for hisses. ^ When my play was fair copied top-heavy with joy all, I walk'd thro' the Strand to the Theatre Royal. I chanced, in my ramble, a fine girl to see I lik'd her of course, and, of course, she lik'd me. I wanted to-kiss her the devil take gas ! My wife on the opposite side chanc'd to pass, And seeing me, scream'd in a jezabel yell, ' O ho ! Mr. Goosequill ! that's you ! very well I" I took to my heels, and to Bow Street came soon, Where a poor girl was had up for stealing a spoon. Her friends were in tears - f it was all six and seven-- There should have been twelve but she counted eleven. The Justice was stern, and her heart seem'd to farther; I didn't keep house, yet I offer'd to bail her,- When a fur-coated buck, in a chimney-pot hat, Cried, " Psha ! its the Maid and the Magpie, you fiat !" How d'ye like Smiles and Tears? If you smile I'll be skittish I'll dine at ihe Bedford ! FJ1 sup at the British ! I'll buy Mrs. Goosequill a Frenchified bonnet j I'll walk to Blackheath but I mustn't walk on it ! I'm off! verbum sat ! Critics down with your rod : If you damn Smiles and Tears, you will send me to quod, I must quit my sky-parlour, to 'scape John Doe's clutches. And bolt thro' the air like the Devil on Crutches I REVISED BY MR. KEMBLE. This Day is published, In Eight handsome Volumes, 12mo., Price 27. 4s. extra Boards; or in Numbers, It. each, A SELECT BRITISH THEATRE; BEING A COLLECTION OF THE MOST POPULAR STOCK PIECES OF THE Lonuon Cgeatred, (INCLUDING ALL THE ACTING PLAYS OF SHAKSPEARE), FORMERLY ADAPTED TO THE STAGE By MR. KEMBLE: REVISED BY HIM, WITH ADDITIONAL ALTERATIONS; AND NOW FIRST UNIFORMLY PRINTED AS THEY ARE ACTED AT THE THEATRES ROYAL. London: Printed for John Miller, 25, Bow-strett, Covent- Garden : Sold also by Gale & Fenner, Paternoster-row; Mae- redie, SkeHy&Co. Edinburgh; W. H. Tyrrell, College-green. Dublin; and W. Grapel, Liverpool. Printed by B. M'Millan, Bow-Street, Covent-Gardcu. NEW "PLAYS, PUBLISHED BY JOHN MILLER, 25, BOW-STREET, COVENT - CABMEN* THE MAID AND THE MAGPIE 5 or, Which i the Thief? translated from the French, by SAMUEL JAM** AKNOLD, Esq. Price Is. 6d. THE MAGPIE OR THE MAID? by I. POCOCK, Esq. ; as performing at the Theatre- Royal, Covent- Garden. With a Coloured Print. Price 2s. THE DUKE'S COAT; or, The Night after Waterloo: a Musical Farce, intended for Representation at the Theatre- Royal, Lyceum, but interdicted by the Licenser of Plays. Price 2s. LIVING IN LONDON, a Comedy, in Three Acts, by the AUTHOR OF LOVE AND GOUT, 8rc. &c. > as performed at the Theatre- Royal, Haymarket. Price 2s, (yd. ZEMBUCA, a Melo-Dramaiic Romance, in Two Acts, by 1. POCOCK, Esq. j as performed at the Theatre-Royal, Covent-Garden. Price 2s. JOHN OF PARIS, a Comic Opera, in Two Acts, by I. POCOCK, Esq. ; a* performed at the Theatre-Royal, Covem-Garden. Price 2s. TAMERLANE, a Tragedy, in Five Acts, by ROWE - r now first published as it is performed at the Theatres Royal, Price Is. THE ORPHAN, a Tragedy, in Five Acts, by OTWAY* as revived at the Theatre-Royal, Covent-Gardtn. Price Jj. KING RICHARD THE SECOND; altered and adapted to the Stage by RICHARD WRGUGHTON, Esq. j as per- formed at the Theatre- Royal, Drury-Lane. Price 2s. tid. RICHES ; or, The Wife and Brother : a Play, in Five founded on Mnssinger's City Madam, by Sir JAMES BLAND BURGES, Bart. Price 2s. Od. INTRIGUE, a Comic Interlude, in One Act, by JOHN POOLE, Esq. Author of Hamlet Travestie 5 as performed at the Theatre- Royal, Drury-Lane. Price is. 6d. THE WOODMAN'S HUT, a Melo-Dramatic Ro- mance, in Three Acts j as performed at the '1 he- Drury-Lane. Price 2s. .-ion: Printed by rv. Strict, Covnt Garden. RETURN TO the circulation desk of any University of California Library or to the NORTHERN REGIONAL LIBRARY FACILITY Bldg. 400, Richmond Field Station University of California Richmond, CA 94804-4698 ALL BOOKS MAY BE RECALLED AFTER 7 DAYS 2-month loans may be renewed by calling (510)642-6753 1-year loans may be recharged by bringing books to NRLF Renewals and recharges may be made 4 days prior to due date DUE AS STAMPED BELOW JUN 9 2003 DD20 15M 4-02 Photomount Pamphlet Binder Gaylord Bros., In< Makers Stockton, Calif. PHI. JAN. 21. 1908 829183 THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA LIBRARY