SMILES ATO TSARS 
 

mtto anti Ceara; 
 
 OR 
 
 THE WIDOWS STRATAGEMS 
 
 A COMEDY, 
 
 IN FIVE ACTS; 
 
 AS. PERFORMED AT THE 
 
 C&eatre-iRogal, 
 
 TUESDAY, DECEMBER 12, 1815. 
 BY MRS. C. KEMBLE* 
 
 LONDON: 
 
 PRINTED TOR JOHN MILLER, 25, BOW-STREET, 
 COV ENT-G ARDEN. 
 
 1815. 
 [Price Two Shillings and Sixpence.] 
 

 London: Printed by B. M'Milian, 3 
 Bcw-Slmt, 
 
PROLOGUE. 
 
 BY JOHN TAYLOR, ESQ. 
 SPOKEN BY MR. ABBOTT. 
 
 IF, as our Drama's Sov'reign Lord proclaims, 
 The Scenic Art to copy Nature aims, 
 To shew the times their manners as they pass, 
 And characters reflect, as in a glass, 
 To paint the world in all its motley strife, 
 The gay and dread vicissitudes of life; 
 Here Vice in splendour, Virtue bent to earth, 
 Here pining Want, and here luxurious Mirth; 
 Here airy Fashion and her gaudy shows, 
 Here Maniacs sportive 'mid the worst of woes; - 
 Then must the Comic Muse from Nature stray, 
 When Laughter holds an undivided sway ; 
 For such, alas ! are all the scenes around, 
 And where can pleasure unalloy'd be found ? 
 Still man must struggle with a chequer'd fate, 
 Whate'er his climate, and whate'er his state. .. 
 Hence, if to-night our Author should appear 
 To deviate rashly from his proper sphere, 
 Jf he suspend the ludicrous and gay, 
 And at the shrine of Pity homage pay, 
 Yet Truth and Reason with his cause defend, 
 And, spite of formal Custom, heed his end- 
 Not from the Drama seek for barren joy, 
 Which, to the mind well -balanc'd, soon will cloj, 
 But, in the words of an Illustrious Sage, 
 Whose works shall moralize each future age, 
 All lighter feelings of the heart forego, 
 /' For useful mirth and salutary woe/' 
 
 
PERSONS REPRESENTED. 
 
 Mr. Fitzharding, Mr. Young. 
 
 Sir Henry Chomley, Mr. C. Kerable. 
 
 Col. O'Donolan, Mr. Jones. 
 
 Mr. Stanly, Mr. Fawcett. 
 
 Mr. Delaval, Mr. Abbott. 
 
 Roberts, , , Mr. Jefferies. 
 
 Jefferies, Mr. Treby. 
 
 Keeper, Mr. Atkins. 
 
 Lady Emily Gerald, Mrs. C. Kemble. 
 
 Mrs. Belmore, Mrs. Faucit. 
 
 Cecil Fitzharding, Miss Foote. 
 
 Mrs. Jefferiesy Mrs. Gibbs. 
 
 Fanny ) Miss Seymour. 
 
 SCENE, London and Richmond, 
 TIME, One Day, 
 
ADVERTISEMENT. 
 
 I AM too proud of public approbation, not 
 to put my name to a production so highly ho- 
 noured by the applause which it has received ; 
 but I should be wanting in candour as well as 
 gratitude, were I not fairly to acknowledge the 
 sources from which that applause has chiefly been 
 derived. To Mrs. Opie's beautiful Tale of Father 
 and Daughter , I am indebted for the serious inte- 
 rest of the Play'; upon a French Piece in one Act, 
 .enitled La Suite d'un Bal Masque, some of the 
 lighter scenes were founded to the exertions 
 of the Manager, and the talents of the Perfor- 
 mers also, I unquestionably owe much ; and it is 
 no small addition to the pleasure which I feel in 
 the success of the Piece, that I have an oppor- 
 tunity of subscribing myself, their much obliged, 
 
 And truly humble Servant, 
 
 MARIE THERESE KEMBLE. 
 
 Craven-Hill, 
 Tuesday, Dec. 19, 1815. 
 
 N. B. In the hurry of publishing, the preced- 
 ing Advertisement was omitted by the Publisher, 
 in some of the early Copies. 
 
 Bow-Street, Covent-Garden, ^ 
 December 22, 1815. 
 

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SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 ACT I. 
 
 SCENE I. 
 
 Delaval's Apartments. 
 
 DEL AVAL and JEFFERIBS, discovered. 
 
 Jef. (Shutting a Secretary.) I DON'T see the 
 letter any where, Sir. 
 
 Del, Have you look'd over all the papers ? 
 
 Jef. I have, Sir ; and there is certainly no let- 
 ter with your father's seal upon it : I think, Sir, 
 you must have dropp'd it out of doors, for I have 
 searched every place within, in vain, 
 
 Del. Heaven forbid ! there are some secrets 
 contained in that letter, which, published, would 
 prove neither creditable to my fame or beneficial 
 to my interests (Aside) Let a more diligent 
 search be made after it, d'ye hear ? I would not 
 have it lost for the world. [Exit JEFFERIES. 
 
 **- 'Tis very odd that I have not he^ird from old 
 Stanly yet ! without encouragement from that 
 quarter, I know not what will become of me ! 
 Lord Glen thorn, like a kind father, obstinately 
 refuses to advance me one shilling- my creditors 
 are already informed that I have lost my election, 
 and they grow clamorous upon it : when I could 
 
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 not be compelled to pay, they were glad enough 
 to be civil. 
 
 Re-enter JEFFERIES, with Letters. 
 
 Jef. The post is just come in, Sir, and has 
 brought half a dozen letters from the old bo- 
 rough (Significantly). 
 
 Del. The privilege of escaping the persecution 
 of duns, makes a seat in Parliament a desideratum 
 of no mean value ; but to lose the election, and 
 yet be obliged* to disburse, neither suits my hu- 
 mour or my finances 'tis cursedly provoking, to 
 be sure. (Opening one of the Letters.) What have 
 we here ? 
 
 " SIR, 
 
 " As a free and independent burgess, I in- 
 " sist upon my agreement : I am an Englishman, 
 " Sir, and always act according to my conscience ; 
 " and if I had thought you would have quitted 
 <c the Borough without paying me the price of 
 " my vote, I should have felt it my duty to sup- 
 " port the Ministerial Candidate. Your humble 
 " Servant, when you pay him, 
 
 " PETER PLUMPER !" 
 
 Well said, Independence ! Here, JefFeries, put 
 Peter Plumper, and the rest of this incorruptible 
 fraternity, behind the fire. Any more duns ? 
 
 Jef. No, Sir ; none but our constituents this 
 morning. I beg pardon, Sir, but I forgot to give 
 you this letter, which came last night from Mr. 
 Stanly. 
 
 Del. And why the devil, Sir, did you forget ? 
 when I told you over and over again of what 
 consequence it was to me to hear from that 
 quarter. (Takes the Letter from him and reads it). 
 
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 Jef. (Aside) I wish I could have kept ft from 
 you altogether ; I fear it bodes little comfort to 
 
 poor Miss Fitzharcling. 
 
 Del. Have you found my father's letter yet ? 
 Jef. No, indeed, Sir ; I have searched all 
 your pockets emptied every drawer and closet, 
 
 but all to no purpose. 
 
 Del. It must be found ; I would not lose it for 
 
 the universe. Go, go, and look for it again. 
 
 [Kxit JEFFERIES. 
 
 -This brings some consolation, however, and 
 deserves a more attentive perusal. (Reads it 
 aloud) " My dear Delaval, I have felt the 
 " ground, as I promised, with Lady Emily, 
 " and find her by no means averse to the 
 u thoughts of a second marriage. I shall return 
 " to Richmond to-morrow, whither I have pre- 
 '' vailed upon her to accompany me: the sooner, 
 " therefore, you make your appearance there, 
 " the better. My long intimacy with your fa- 
 * 6 ther, induces me to use every endeavour to be 
 
 e serviceable to you ; and in my niece, tho' 
 
 ' perhaps I ought not to be her panegyrist, I 
 **' dare assert you will find wealth without osten- 
 
 ' tation, beauty without pride." Ay, ay, and 
 what I prize above them all, an unincumbered in- 
 come of four thousand a year. I'm beholden to 
 you, however, old Stanly ; and sincerely hope 
 your endeavours may prosper ; but I have no re- 
 lish for revisiting Richmond. My adventure 
 there, is still too recent ; and my being seen 
 about Lady Emily, will revive among the gossips 
 of the place, every circumstance relative to Cecil's 
 elopement; but yet, the deranged state of my 
 affairs requires that I should take this step. At 
 any rate, a marriage with Lady Emily will enable 
 me to make a settlement upon poor Cecil and her 
 
 B 2 
 
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 child to place her above the fear of want, shall 
 be the first use to which I will apply my newly 
 ^acquired wealth. Let me see what says the "Fa- 
 shionable World 1 ' (Ta\es up the Newspaper.) 
 " Richmond We have authority to contradict 
 " the report of Mr Fitzharding's marriage ; that 
 " unhappy gentleman having, in consequence of 
 *' the seduction of his only daughter, been de- 
 " prived of reason, is at this moment, an inmate 
 " of the lunatic asylum." How ! Cecil's father 
 a maniac? what have I to answer for ? I had the 
 article respecting his marriage inserted, to per- 
 suade Cecil that her father had ceased to lament 
 her should this refutation meet her eye, I know 
 not to what fatal extremity her feelings may im- 
 pel her ! 
 
 Enter JEFFERIES. 
 
 Jef Sir Henry Chomley, Sir. 
 
 Del Why did you say I was at home ? 
 
 Jef. I did not know you wished to be out, 
 Sir. 
 
 Del. Order my horse to be saddled imme- 
 diately should any message come from my fa- 
 ther, bring it after me to Blackheath. 
 
 [Exit JEFFERIES. 
 
 Enter Sir HENRY CHOMLEY. 
 
 Sir Hen, Did I hear you say you were going 
 out, so earl) too ? I thought no one had been 
 restless but myself -I want half an hour's conver- 
 sation with you. 
 
 De'. It must be some other time then, my 
 dear Chomley ; for at present a ver^- particular 
 engagement carries me from home. 
 
 Sir Hen. Don't let me prevent you. I heard 
 
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 you say something about Blackheath, as I came 
 in ; and as my horses are at the door, I '11 ride 
 with you, and we can talk as we go. 
 
 Del. You must excuse me, Chomley ; I am 
 under very peculiar circumstances, and for the 
 present, must decline the pleasure Of' your com* 
 pany. 
 
 Sir Hen. Why then 'tis clear, your are going 
 to meet your man or your woman ; in both cases, 
 you may confide in me ; for I '11 neither send the 
 Bow-street officers after you, if it prove an affair 
 of honour, or elope with your mistress, should it 
 be an assignation for Oh ! I am already so despe- 
 rately in love. 
 
 Del, In love ? ha ha! you ? and with whom? 
 
 Sir Hen. I don't know. 
 
 Dei. What's her name ? 
 
 Sir Hen. I can't tell. 
 
 Del. Where does she live ? 
 
 Sir Hen. Can you inform me ? 
 
 Del. What are her connexions ? 
 
 Sir Hen. Men and women, I suppose. 
 
 Del. Where did you see her ? 
 
 Sir Hen. No where, my good fellow ; that's 
 a happiness I'd give the world for. 
 
 Del. Psha ! this is your last night's dream, 
 and I am by no means certain that you are 
 awake now. 
 
 Sir Hen. Yes, but I am ; and awake to the 
 reality of being the wretchedest dog alive, too, 
 unless I can gain some account of my charming 
 incognita. I met her at Lady Brellington's mas- 
 querade ; where, in the most tantalizing manner, 
 she persisted in concealing from me both her 
 name and rank I enquired of every body ; every 
 body had admired, but nobody knew her. Last 
 night, however, I learn'd that you were the fa- 
 
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 votir'd mortal who waited upon her to her car- 
 riage ; and unable any longer to restrain my cari- 
 osity, I have flown upon the wings of impa- 
 tience for the complete and instant gratification 
 of it. 
 
 Del. Lady Brellington's masquerade! let me 
 see, whom did I take that night to a carnage ? 
 Oh ! the old Dowager of 
 
 Sir Hen. Dowager be damn'd ! do you think 
 I would fall in love with a Dowager? 
 
 Del. The case is by no means uncommon, 
 now-a-days, but stay perhaps it was crooked 
 little Mrs. 
 
 Sir Hen. No, no; it was no crooked Mrs. 
 but a divinely proportioned figure, that might have 
 lent additional charms to one of Titian's graces. 
 
 Del. Oh, that was my mother. 
 
 Sir Hen. The devil it was ! 
 
 Del. Yes, all in black. 
 
 Sir Hen. Black ! no ; the woman I mean, had 
 a sort of a thing that is, it looked like a kind of 
 a faith I never knew how to describe a woman's 
 dress in my life but J know she had something 
 on 
 
 Del. Probably ; tho* what, by your description, 
 it is not very easy to define but now I recollect, 
 I led Lady Emily Gerald to her. carriage ; who, 
 by the way, was so inimitably well disguised, that 
 even I, tho' I am perfectly well acquainted with 
 her person, should have been as much puzzled to 
 discover her, as yourself, had not her Uncle, old 
 Stanly, let me into the secret. 
 
 S'/r Hen. Lady Emily Gerald ! and yon are ac- 
 quainted with her? then you can tell me no- 
 thing of her wit and person, I have already /c/ 
 power of those but her face, my dear fellow, 
 her lace 
 
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 Del. An angel's! 
 
 Sir Hen. I know it, I know it but detail, de- 
 tail 
 
 Del. Forehead, white as alabaster, smooth as 
 ivory, eyes beaming with sweetness and expres- 
 sion ; an aquiline nose, teeth like pearls, with 
 a bewitching dimple on each side of her ruby lips, 
 that 
 
 Sir lien. Say no more ; I'll have her, whether 
 she be maid, wife, or widow tell me, is there a 
 husband to poison? 
 
 Del. No, nor to cuckold-; which is the more 
 fashionable practice of the two she is a widow, 
 with a noble fortune too, I can tell you. 
 
 Sir Hen. Curse fortune ! I have enough for 
 both. 
 
 Del. (Aside.) What an absurd idiot am I ! to 
 tell him all this, and raise an obstacle to my own 
 views on Lady Emily this must be remedied. 
 
 Sir Hen. My horses are at the door. I'll go 
 ancl call on her directly where does she live ? 
 
 Del. In Ireland. 
 
 Sir Hen. That's rather too far, for a morning 
 visit. 
 
 Del. I should think so. 
 
 Sir Hen. When does she return ? 
 
 Del. I don't know. 
 
 Sir Hen. I'll tell you what, DeJaval, it is quite 
 clear that you don't choose to know and the 
 reason is obvious ; you are in love with her your- 
 self but tho' you don't think proper to answer 
 my enquiries, I shall soon find those who will, I 
 warrant me ! 
 
 Del. (Constrainedly). You totally mistake my 
 motive, my dear Chomley ; 'tis my regard for 
 your happiness, that keeps me silent. Lady 
 
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 Emily's beauty is undisputed, but I should be 
 sorry, be very sorry, my dear friend, to see you 
 fall a sacrifice to so artful a character she is the 
 arrantest coquette why she broke her husband's 
 heart. 
 
 Sir Hen. So much the better! If he hadn't 
 died, she couldn't have been a widow, and I 
 shouldn't now be the happiest dog in the universe, 
 
 Del. If you have such a passion for widows, 
 why don't you close with Mrs, Belmore, and re- 
 versing the natural order of things, put an end 
 to all disputes by marriage ? 
 
 Sir Hen. (Rings the Bell.) Weugh ! you have 
 given me a surfeit, which even the thoughts of 
 my beloved Lady Emily will hardly enable me to 
 overcome give me leave to write a short note to 
 Counsellor Pother (sits doion) But for these 
 cursed consultations with my lawyers, I might 
 have followed her all the world over what should 
 a man in love do with a law- suit ? Now, more 
 than ever, do I detest this Mrs. Belmore,, for 
 preventing the pursuit of my enchantress. 
 
 Enter JEFFERIES. 
 
 Jef. (To Delayal). Did you ring, Sir ? 
 
 Sir Hen. (Writing) Send my horse up * 
 Psha ! I mean, my groom. 
 
 Jef. I will, Sir your horses are at the door 
 too, Sir. [Exit JKFFERIES. 
 
 Del. Very well ; I am sorry to leave you, 
 Chomley, but, as the case is urgent, I know 
 your good nature will excuse me ; so fare you 
 well ; and if you should make a trip to the sister 
 kingdom, I wish you a prosperous voyage! but 
 if you will take a friend's advice, you will stay 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. IS 
 
 where you are, and put the fair widow, Lady 
 Emily, entirely out of your head. 
 
 [Exit DEL AVAL. 
 
 Sir Hen. (Seals the Note, and rises. ) That you 
 wish me to do so, I am fully persuaded but ad- 
 vice and physic are equally disagreeable to me, 
 and I never take either, if I can possibly avoid it. 
 It is evident, Delaval wants to mislead me she 
 is no more in Ireland, than I am. 
 
 Enter Sir HENRY'S Groom. 
 
 Here, put this note into the first two-penny 
 post-office you come to Do you know Lady 
 Emily Gerald ? 
 
 Groom. Can't say as how I does, Sir Henry. 
 
 Sir Hen. Do you remember where she lives ? 
 
 Groom. No, I don't Sir Henry, 'cause I never 
 know'd. 
 
 Sir Hen. You are a stupid blockhead ! Go, 
 knock at every door from St. James's to White- 
 chapel, till you find it out ; and as you go, Sir, 
 if you chance to meet a beautiful figure, with an 
 alabaster forehead, an aquiline nose, a piercing 
 eye, with lovely dimples on each side her ruby 
 lips, that's she follow her home, bring me word 
 directly where she lives, or I'll kick you to the 
 devil ! [Exit Sir HENRY. 
 
 SCENE II. 
 
 A Room in Lady Emily* s House. 
 
 Enter Lady EMILY, and Mr. STANLY. 
 
 Stan. (As he enters). That's not the point, 
 Lady Emily ; that's not the point. 
 
 Lady E. But, my dear Uncle, there need be 
 c 
 
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 no argument upon a subject upon which we are 
 already agreed. I have told you twenty times, 
 that I have no objection whatever to marrying 
 again. 
 
 Stan. Then, why won't you accept of De- 
 laval ? 
 
 Lady E. Because, I have told you as often, 
 that I have great objections to him. 
 
 Stan. But your objections are not founded in 
 reason, Emily; upon his father's, Lord Glen- 
 thorn's death, he will enjoy both title and for- 
 tune. 
 
 Lady E. Then, let him bestow both upon 
 one possessing neither, Uncle. 
 
 Stan. (Growing warm.) That's as you mean 
 to do, Emily ; that's as you mean to do -I can 
 see as far into a mill -stone as most folks; you 
 have a preference elsewhere. 
 
 Lady E. Well, Sir, if that really be the case- 
 join that preference upon one side, to my aver- 
 sion upon the other, and then calculate how in- 
 superable an obstacle it raises to the accomplish- 
 ment of your wishes. 
 
 Stan. This Colonel O'Donolan, who is on the 
 Staff in our neighbourhood, has done the business, 
 'tis plain ; but you'll repent it Emily a hot- 
 headed Irishman 
 
 Lady E. You will not surely make that a re- 
 proach to him I till time shall have obliterated the 
 records of our days, while any trace remains of 
 the bright achievements destined to adorn the 
 future pages of our history, gratitude will endear 
 the name of Irishman to every lover of his coun- 
 try's glory ! 
 
 Stan. O'Donolan is a spendthrift for a all that 
 over head and ears in debt 1 
 
 Lady E. A proof of credit, Sir! 
 
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 Stan. So is the National Debt, I have heard ; 
 but I wish it was paid for all that! 
 
 Lady E. Well, at any rate Sir, a hot-headed 
 spendthrift, is better than a cold-hearted libertine 
 but I never believed that Colonel O'Donolan 
 had any thing to throw away. 
 
 Stan. No, no; every body knows that: yet, 
 beggar as he is, he no doubt endeavours to make 
 you believe, that l)is passion for you is entirely 
 disinterested but he is a deep one, tho' he 
 makes no show of it ; now Delaval is an honest 
 fellow 
 
 Lady E. Tho' he makes no show of it every 
 body, my dear Uncle, yourself excepted, does 
 justice to Mr. DelavaPs total carelessness of even 
 appearing to possess any principle. 
 
 Stan. Hey, hey ! Emily I never heard 
 
 Lady E. No, my dear Sir ; because, being the 
 simplest, most upright character yourself, your 
 ears are shut against the report of villanies, of 
 which your heart can scarcely credit the exist- 
 ence do not confound me with those scandal- 
 mongers, who are never so happy as when they 
 can relate a tale of slander, at every word of 
 which, u a reputation dies," or with those 
 wretched beings, who, having themselves in- 
 fringed the laws of morality and religion, are de- 
 lighted to find a fellowship in vice ; but there are 
 circumstances I do not wish to detail them 
 which render it impossible that I should ever 
 marry Mr. Delaval as your friend, I shall receive, 
 and shew him every attention, \\ihich respect for 
 you can suggest but it must be distinctly under- 
 stood, and I hope you will take particular care 
 that it is so by Mr. Delaval, that his visits here, 
 can only be sanctioned under that character. 
 
 [Exit. 
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 Stan. I can 't comprehend what this means 
 there's something in it ; for Emily is not apt to 
 be ill-natured and yet, I never heard but then 
 I have been a long time in India, and as she says, 
 never enquire into these things, and upon prin- 
 ciple ; for if there were fewer listeners to detrac- 
 tion, there would not be so many detractors 
 O, here comes Mrs. JefFeries ; I wonder whe- 
 ther she has at any time heard Emily speak of 
 Delaval : when I was a youngster, the Lady 
 Abigail was a very important agent in a family, 
 but since ladies can write their own love-letters, 
 I fancy the office is fallen into disrepute. 
 
 Enter Mrs. JEFFERIES. 
 
 Good morning, Mrs. JefFeries, good morn- 
 ing! your Lady and I have just had a bit of a 
 squabble you must know, I think it a shame 
 she should remain a widow any longer. 
 
 Mrs Jef. There 's many ^gentlemen of your 
 mind for that, I fancy, Sir; but if my. mistress 
 takes my advice, she 11 keep as she is I would 
 have every woman marry once, because it's as well 
 to know the nature of things ; but she 's a fool 
 that tries it a second time. 
 
 Stan. What ! if things have answer'd, Mrs. 
 JefFeries ? now I should think that a good hus- 
 band 
 
 Mrs. Jef. Law, Sir ; bad's the best ; but whe- 
 ther good, bad or indifFerent, a husband is still 
 a master; and give me freedom I say. 
 
 Stan. I am sorry to find you are of that opi- 
 nion ; for I wanted you to second me in persuad- 
 ing Lady Emily to accept Mr. Delaval. 
 
 Mrs. Jef. Who ? Lord Glenthorn's son, Sir ? 
 not 1 indeed : and he can be no friend of my 
 Lady's, who would recommend such a match. 
 
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 Stan. Do you know him then, that you speak 
 so decidedly ? 
 
 Mrs. Jef. I know more than's good of him 
 why, Sir, are you one of the Governors of the 
 Lunatic Assylum at Richmond, and never heard 
 the story of Mr. Fitzharding ? Poor old soul ! he 
 little thought when he laid the foundation of 
 that building, that it was, one day to become his 
 own wretched residence ! and who has he to 
 thank for it but that vile wretch, Delaval ? 
 
 Stan. (Warmly!) Don't judge too hastily; I 
 hate scandal, Mrs. Jefferies a slanderer's tongue 
 is like a raging fire, that withers every thing it 
 touches most active when it seems extinct, it un- 
 dermines the structure of the fairest reputation, 
 blackening even that which it has not power to 
 destroy. You may have been misinformed. 
 
 Mrs. Jef. That's very likely indeed ; when my 
 own husband is valet to Mr. Delaval, and when 
 I have been constantly living in the midst of it 
 all. 
 
 Stan. That alters the case, to be sure ; but I 
 had always understood that the failure in his cir- 
 cumstances, had deprived Mr. Fitzharding of his 
 senses. 
 
 Mrs. Jef. No such thing, Sir ; 'twas his daugh- 
 ter's elopement that drove the poor gentleman 
 mad ; and then, and not till then, the bank went 
 all to smash ! every thing was seized and sold ; 
 even the very mansion which you live in at 
 Richmond, fell into the creditor's hands. 
 
 Stan. What! did my house belong to Mr. 
 Fitzharding ? 
 
 Mrs. Jef . O yes; for many years, Sir. 
 
 Stan. Poor fellow ! the last time I saw him, he 
 was very differently lodged his habitation was a 
 
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 cell, a truss of straw its only furniture. How 
 came his daughter to forsake him ? 
 
 Mrs. Jef. O, Sir, it never could have happened, 
 liad she remained under her father's care, for she 
 doated upon him even more, if possihle, than he 
 did upon her ; but being compelled to take a 
 long journey, he placed her under the care of an 
 old crabbed maiden sister of his, who, (when she 
 first discovered Miss Fitzharding's attachment to 
 this Delaval, with \\hoiii she had fr^uently 
 danced at our Richmond ball-), instead of giving 
 her good advice and miiJ treatment, had recourse 
 to every kind of harsh usage ; confined her to 
 her own room, and denied her the company of her 
 friends, the use of pen. ink, and paper. 
 
 Stan. The stupid old fool ! not to know that 
 difficulties are the food of love, and opposition the 
 whetstone of disobedience. I always hated old 
 maids, and now I know the reason why. 
 
 Mrs. Jef. Delaval was but too well pleased at 
 this restraint ; it put him upon stratagems and 
 contrivances, and he very soon contrived to get 
 her out of the window, under pretence of carrying 
 her off to Gretna-green ; but before he had got fifty 
 miles on his way, he found, poor man ! that he 
 had forgotten his pocket-book ; and consequently, 
 not having money enough to proceed to Scotland, 
 he must bring her to London, and place her in a 
 quiet lodging till a license could be procured. 
 
 Stan. But that, I imagine, was dispensed with ? 
 
 Mrs. Jef. It was, Sir ; and Miss Fitzharding is 
 now a mother at eighteen years of age, without 
 a friend, and probably destitute of common neces- 
 saries ; for Delaval's a beggar, solely dependent 
 on his father's bounty, who, informed of this 
 connection, hopes to break it oft', by depriving 
 him of all means of supporting her and her child. 
 
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 Stan. (Very angrily.) So, so, so ! and this is 
 the follow who has dared to solicit my good offices 
 xvith Lady Emily. Why, the scoundrel should be 
 hunted out of society ! O that the Legislature, 
 which has so well protected the honour of our 
 English husbands, would take the English father's 
 case into consideration too, and brand the heart- 
 less wretch with infamy, who in the wantonness of 
 vanity could rob a doating parent of his child, 
 the blossom of his hope, the only stay and com- 
 fort of his age. I thank you, Mrs. Jefferies, foj 
 your story it will save your lady some persecu- 
 tion, but it has given me a sad awkward feeling 
 towards human nature. 
 
 Mrs. Jef. Law, Sir, I wonder your own expe- 
 rience has not taught you, that human nature is 
 as good for nothing as it can be ; for instance 
 now, was there ever any thing so abominable as 
 Sir Henry Chomley's endeavouring to deprive that 
 sweet woman, Mrs. Belmore, of her estate, and 
 make an absolute beggar of her ? 
 
 Stan. Ah, Jefferies ! she is a sweet woman in- 
 deed ; and Til tell you what I have been medi- 
 tating if she should lose her cause, and unfortu- 
 nately be reduced to beggary, as you say, I have 
 some idea of offering myself, as a trifling compen- 
 sation. 
 
 Mrs. Jef. (Laughs ) A very trifling compen- 
 sation, Tin afraid, Sir. 
 
 Stan. Indeed I you think, then, she would not 
 have me ? 
 
 Mrs. Jef. Why, she has had one old husband 
 already, and that's rather against her trying an- 
 other ; don't you think so, Sir ? 
 
 Stan. (Laughing.) That depends upon cir- 
 cumstances but I see you are a wag, Mrs. 
 feries. 
 
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 Mrs. Jef. No, upon my word, Sir ; I'm a plairi 
 matter-of fact person, and from what I see, I 
 judge it would not answer. 
 
 Stan. Mrs. JefFeries, let me give you a bit of 
 advice; never judge of any thing but upon your 
 own experience for many a man besides the 
 Prince of Denmark, " has that within which 
 passeth shew." [Exit STANLY. 
 
 Mrs. Jef. Well said, old gentleman he is as 
 kind-hearted an oddity as ever lived ! 
 
 Enter Lady EMILY. 
 
 Lady E. Did not I hear Mrs. Bel more come 
 in a little while ago ? 
 
 Mrs. Jef. No, my Lady ; and her maid Mrs, 
 Simkison is sadly afraid she won't come home 
 time enough to accompany you to Richmond ; 
 but she left word that she would follow you as 
 soon as the consultation was over. 
 
 Lady E. Poor soul ! how she is tormented by 
 this vexatious law-suit ; though she has been 
 nearly six weeks in my house, I declare I have 
 not enjoyed her society for as many hours, so 
 entirely are her time and attention engrossed by 
 it. 
 
 Mrs. Jef. Ah, my Lady, he must be a tasteless, 
 ugly old fellow, that could find in his heart to per- 
 secute such a charming creature. 
 
 Lady E. No, JefFeries, not old, or ugly ; nei- 
 ther do I think the man entirely devoid of taste, 
 for he is one of my most ardent admirers : what 
 think you of his being my masquerade enamorato ? 
 
 Mrs. Jef. No, sure, my Lady ! and does Mrs. 
 Belmore know this ? 
 
 Lady E. She knows that a somebody has fol- 
 lowed me from masquerade to masquerade ; but 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. SI 
 
 she has such a horror of the name of Chomley, 
 he being her opponent in this law-suit, that I 
 have never told her it was he ; though I have 
 drawn him on for the express purpose of bring- 
 ing them together if I can. 
 
 Mrs. Jef, Lau ! my Lady ; to what end ? if 
 he is so desperately in love with you? 
 
 Lady E. Oh, he cannot be incurable ; for he 
 has never even beheld my face. 
 
 Mrs. Jef* But if you made a conquest of him 
 under a mask, my Lady, your attraction is not 
 likely to be weakened by shewing him your face ; 
 but poor Colonel O'Donolan ! how he'll fret and 
 fume when he hears of this ! 
 
 Lady E. The Colonel will be very silly if he 
 fret or fume about any such thing he ought to 
 be perfectly assured by this time, that I have the 
 sincerest regard for him. 
 
 Mrs. Jef. If he isn't, every body else is, my 
 Lady : to be sure he thinks your Ladyship has 
 no objection to a little admiration. 
 
 Lady E. A great objection to a little / I like 
 an abundance of admiration ; it is the privilege of 
 our sex if the love of conquest were not inhe- 
 rent in our natures, common prudence would 
 prescribe it as a necessary policy to please alhnen, 
 is the sure way to fix the man who pleases us 
 there's nothing like uncertainty it quickens at- 
 tention a lover soon grows weary of an inter- 
 course into which his mistress does not contrive to 
 throw a little occasional mortification. 
 
 Mrs. Jef. Why then, Colonel O'Donolan will 
 long remain attached to your Ladyship ; for to be 
 sure, you do plague him most handsomely some- 
 times he will never get over your having con- 
 cealed from him that you were going to the mas- 
 querade. 
 
22 SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 % 
 
 Lady E. I concealed it, because I had a point 
 to carry, which his presence would have marred ; 
 and when he knows the motive upon which I 
 acted, I have no doubt even ins jealous scruples 
 will be appeased. 
 
 Enter a Servant^ with a Letter. 
 
 Serv. The servant waits for an answer, my 
 Lady. 
 
 Lady E. Very well ; Jefferies shall bring it to 
 you. [Exit Servant. 
 
 I don't know the hand. (Opens it.) " Chom- 
 " ley !" So then he has found me out ! but what 
 gays he ? " Can you, Madam, forgive me, for hav- 
 *' ing, contrary to your strict commands, sought 
 " to discover the enchantress whose spells have 
 " rivetted me so entirely within her power ? and 
 " were you not convinced, while you imposed 
 " the cruel restriction, how impossible it was 
 " to have seen and heard, and not hazard every 
 " thing to hear and see you again ? it was not 
 " in human effort to resist the impulse, and I 
 " have learnt in whom my happiness must lience- 
 " forth centre but alas! how little will this know - 
 " ledge advance my felicity, if you deny me the 
 " hope of being admitted to your presence n-o, 
 " you will not be so obdurate as to force me 
 " upon expedients, which, though they may 
 (( serve to multiply my perplexities, will never 
 " alter my determination of remaining eternally 
 " yours." Admitted to my presence ! a modest 
 request, upon my word; yet if I refuse, what will 
 become of my plan ? it will be* impossible to per- 
 suade Mrs. Bel more to let me present Sir Henry 
 Chomley to her. (Ruminates.) 
 
 Mrs. Jef. Is there any answer, my Lady ? 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 23 
 
 Lady E. Presently ; it is the very thing I 
 protest it will do admirably, and yet, I iear she 
 will never believe but why not ? I was rnask'd, 
 and if the worst come to the worst, we'll say it 
 was a masking frolick 111 venture it the grand 
 point is to get them to meet the rest I leave to 
 chance. (fVrites an Amwtr.) 
 
 Mrs. Jef. She seems delighted she may say 
 as she pleases, but I'll be hanged if the pleasure 
 of the flirtation here, does not outweigh the de- 
 sire to serve Mrs. Belmore, and it certainly is no 
 small stretch of disinterestedness to give up a 
 lover to forward the views of a friend. 
 
 [Aside, &? Exit. 
 
 (Lady EMILY reads the Answer.) 
 
 " For reasons, which I am not, now, at liberty 
 " to divulge, I cannot receive you as Sir H, Chom* 
 " ley ; but if you will consent to present your- 
 " self at my Uncle Stanly's at Richmond, under 
 " the assumed name of Grenville, I shall be happy 
 " in the honor of receiving you. I am, 8cc. &c." 
 
 (Folds iij 
 
 This is rather a strong measure (Re-enter Mrs. 
 JEFFERIES, with a candle) but I think I am jus- 
 tified in hazarding a Stratagem, which may be 
 productive of the happiest consequences, not only 
 to my friend, but to Sir Henry himself. There, 
 give this to the servant. [Exit Mrs. JEFFERIES. 
 I must let Jefferies into my plans, or she may set 
 her wits to work and defeat my intentions. 
 
 Re-enter Mrs. JEFFERIES. 
 
 Mrs. Jef. Sir Henry's man has got the note a 
 my Lady. 
 
 Lady E. I have appointed Sir Henry to come 
 D 2 
 
24 SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 to Richmond, but as he will probably present 
 himself under a feigned name, you will be so 
 good as not to speak of it. 
 
 Mrs. Jef. Lau ! my Lady; what, .in disguise ? 
 
 Ladij E. (Aside.} That's an interpretation I 
 was not prepared for : if I don't take care, I shall 
 have the credit of being engaged in an intrigue 
 J have already hinted to you-, Jefferies, that I have 
 a scheme, by which I hope to put n stop to the 
 law-suit between Mrs. Belmore and Sir H. Chom- 
 ley - he never saw me but under a mask, and as 
 he evidently did not know me, I mean, if I can, 
 to pass Mrs. Belmore upon him for myself; and, 
 in order that she may not be compromised, I 
 have contrived, that he shall appear before her 
 under the name of Grenville I have but one 
 fear, which is, that O'Donolan should stumble 
 upon him, which would at once put an end to the 
 whole plot. 
 
 Mrs. Jef. Then quarrel with him, my Lady: 
 hejs of the true spaniel breed, and may be whis- 
 tled back at any time. 
 
 Enter a Servant. 
 
 Scrv. The carriage is at the door, and Mr. 
 Stanly is waiting for your Ladyship. 
 
 Lady E- Very well ; My shawl, Jefferies. 
 
 Mrs. Jef. Here it is, my Lady ; but I did not 
 think your Ladyship would wear it any more it 
 is not good enough for yon. Ma'am. 
 
 Lady E. Is not it ? Well is it good enough 
 for you, Jcfferies ? 
 
 Mrs. Jef. Lau ! my Lady (curtseying.} 
 
 Lady E There, there ; you may take it and 
 remember, Jefferies, that upon your discretion I 
 implicitly rely. [Exit. 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 25 
 
 Mrs. Jef 'Tis a pity to lose any thing for want 
 of a hint and my Lady, to do her justice, takes 
 one as readily as it is given an Indian shawl I 
 very handsome too! Well, I'm sure I deserve it ; 
 for if one is denied the satisfaction of talking, one 
 ought at least to be placed upon the secret service 
 list, and handsomely rewarded for one's silence. 
 
 [Exit Mrs. JEFFERIES. 
 
 END OF ACT I. 
 
 ACT II. 
 
 SCENE I. 
 
 A Room in a Neat Cottage. 
 
 FANNY, discovered looking through the JVindow. 
 
 Fan. Dear, dear ; what can keep Mr. Delaval 
 so long to day ? He didn't use to be so late I've 
 looked, and looked till I've cried my eyes blind 
 My mother too not returned! why I could have 
 gone there and back again, twice in the time; 
 but she would have the pleasure of telling Mr. 
 Delaval the doleful tidings herself. If some of 
 'em don't come soon, I shall go beside myself 
 Hark I sure I heard the trampling of horses, 
 (goes to the window) the powers be praised ! its 
 Mr. Delaval come at last but, Lord, Lord ! ho\v 
 shall I ever be able to tell him what has hap- 
 pened ? 
 
 Enter DELAVAL. 
 
 Del. lam late to day, Fanny ; I was overtaken, 
 on my way hither, by an express from my father ; 
 
26 SMILES AND TEARS, 
 
 who, I fear, is on the point of death. ~ I have, 
 therefore, but a few moments to command is 
 Miss Fitzharding in her own room ? 
 
 Fan. (Crying.) Oh, Sir! 
 
 Del. What *s the matter ? Cecil is not ill, I 
 hope, has any thing happened to the child ? Let 
 me know the worst at once. Miss Fitzharding 
 
 Fan. Is gone away, Sir ! 
 
 Del. Gone! Whither? 
 
 Fan. Heaven only knows, Sir ; she was very 
 low after you went away last night, and had two 
 of those frightful fits; from which, my mother 
 and I could scarce recover her however, we did 
 get her about again and, after a time, she 
 seem'd tolerably composed ; so much so, indeed, 
 that, upon her insisting I should go to bed, I left 
 her ; but I shall never forgive myself for it had 
 I stay'd by her bed-side, she couldn't have got 
 away, as she did, in the middle of the nigjtt 
 (crying). 
 
 DeL In the middle of the night, do you say ? 
 
 Fan. Ay, that it must have been ; I thought I 
 heard a noise in the house, like somebody walk- 
 ing about, and I listened ; but as I'm very timo- 
 rous, and apt to take fancies into my head, and 
 as the great do didn't bark, I thought, to be 
 sure, I had been dreaming Little did I fancy that, 
 when I should go into Madam's room in the morn- 
 ing, I should find both her and baby vanished : 
 &uch a stormy night, too ! she must have been 
 perish'd before she got half way across the heath ; 
 tor she took nothing with her but a shawl. 
 
 Del. And did she drop no hint of her design 
 Sny nothing, from which you might gather what 
 sht' purposed doing ? 
 
 Fan. JNot a word, Sir; she cried a good deal 
 ever the baby, and kiss'd it very often as she pwt 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. ^ 
 
 it to bed ; which, for all we could say to her, 
 she always did herself but that we were not 
 surprised at; for she would often taken it in her 
 arms and say, "and will you break my heart? 
 \vill you desert me, as /deserted my poor father?" 
 And then, the tears would roll one after another, 
 clown her cheeks, in such big drops, that we that 
 stood by could not help crying too. 
 
 Del. (inping away a tear.) Poor Cecil ! where 
 is your mother, Fanny ? 
 
 Fan. Gone after you, Sir; I catVt think how 
 you happen'd to miss of one another she has 
 got a letter for you. 
 
 Del. From 'Miss Fitzharding ? Oh 1 why 
 didn't she wait my arrival ? It may afford some 
 clue to her retreat how Jong has she been gone ? 
 
 Fan. Since ten o'clock this morning : as Miss 
 hadn't rung her bell at seven. I thought she was 
 in a comfortable sleep -I wondered too, that { 
 didn't hear the child ; but at nine, hearing nei- 
 ther of 'em stir, a chill, somehow, came all over 
 me; and J thought I would go and see if they 
 were getting up - finding the door open, I went 
 up to the bed-side; but mother and babe were 
 both gone, without money too; for here^s her 
 purse, and the ring which she always wore upon 
 her wedding finger, left behind. 
 
 Enter JEFFERIES. 
 
 Jef. I beg pardon, Sir: I've brought poor 
 ivlrs. Jennings home. Your mother, Fanny, is very 
 unwell you had better step to her. 
 
 [Exit FANNY. 
 
 The poor old woman is seriously indispos'd, 
 Sir, and I thought you wouldn't be displeas'd at 
 my accompanying her home she was ou her 
 way to our house with this letter, when she was 
 
28 SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 taken ill, and forced to turn back again. (Gives 
 him the Letter.) 
 
 Del. Heaven be praised ! it is her hand and 
 seal ; (opens the cover , andjlnds his Father's Let- 
 ter, which he enquired so anxiously after in the 
 Jlrst Scene of the Play. Reads) " Your ready 
 4f acquiescence, my dear son, with my desire to 
 " see you married" Confusion! my father's lost 
 letter ! the letter I was so anxious to find this 
 explains the motive of her flight : my poor, poor 
 Cecil ! what is become of her ? overwhelmed by 
 the conviction of being deserted by the father of 
 her child, may she not have devoted herself and 
 her innocent offspring to an untimely death ! and 
 am I not accountable for this double crime of mur- 
 der and of suicide ? I am, I am ! Barbarous fa- 
 ther ! it is you, who have heaped this load of 
 guilt upon me ; it is you, who have plunged me 
 into this abyss of horror and despair i 
 
 Jef. O, Sir, spare yourself the regret of hav- 
 ing reproached your father's memory Lord 
 Glenthorn is no more ! 
 
 Del. What do you say, dead ? , 
 
 Jef. You had scarcely quitted his chamber, 
 this morning, when turning to Lady Glenthorn, 
 he ultefd in a feeble tone, " I am happy Dela- 
 val has proved himself a son, and may the blessing 
 of a dying parent communicate to his heart, that 
 peace and comfort which his filial duty now im- 
 parts to mine" he wished to add something more, 
 but the words expired upon his lips, and he 
 breathed his last and now, my Lord 
 
 Del. I cannot weep for him ! No, Cecil is lost, 
 and what is all the world to me? a void dreary 
 and cheerless as my own bosom ! what have I 
 to do with rank and splendour ? I, who ought to 
 crawl upon the earth, shunn'dand detested by the 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 29 
 
 human race I, the betrayer, the destroyer the 
 thought is frenzy oh ! that it were ! come mad- 
 ness ! and with your hottest fires consume the 
 worm that gnaws my tainted soul ! O come and 
 free me from this conflict of the brain, this ago- 
 nizing torture of reflection ! 
 
 \_Exeunt DELAVAL and JEPFERIES. 
 
 SCENE II. 
 
 Stanly's House at Richmond. 
 
 Lady EMILY and Mrs. RELMORE, meeting. 
 
 Lady E. Bless me, Mrs. Bel more ! why you are 
 here almost as soon as we are but how jaded 
 you look, my dear creature! 
 
 Mrs. Bel. I am indeed fagg'd out of all spi- 
 rits. 
 
 Lady E. But have you done any thing; are 
 you satisfied as you proceed ? 
 
 Mrs. Bel. How is it possible to be satisfied in 
 the midst of so many contradictory opinions ? you 
 know it is a question which involves not merely 
 affluence, but the very means of my existence 
 that hateful Sir H. Chomley ! 
 
 Lady E. I did not understand that he had been 
 so much to blame ; it was his father who com- 
 menced the action against Mr. Belmore, wasn't 
 it ? mine is mere hear-say information, though, 
 which, nine times out of ten is erroneous ; and, 
 as you never thought proper to speak upon the 
 subject 
 
 Mrs. Bel. I had so firm a reliance upon Mr. 
 Belmore's judgment, that I never interfered in 
 matters of business. 
 
 Lady E, There, my dear, in my opinion, you 
 were to blame ; 1 am far from thinking a wife 
 
30 SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 should have the sole direction of them ; but a 
 voice, in all that are of importance, no reason- 
 able husband can deny her -your interference 
 might perhaps have prevented this law-suit. 
 
 Mrs.']Bei. I doubt not; my husband was po- 
 sitive as to his right ; old Chomley, equally con- 
 vinced of the legality of his pretensions ; the 
 lawyers were interested in persuading their clients 
 that each had a good cause obstinacy is the in- 
 firmity of age, so they found no difficulty in cut- 
 ting out work for themselves ; and, as very soon 
 after, I lost my husband, and Sir Henry his fa- 
 ther, I unexpectedly found myself involved in a 
 law-suit, the event of which may be my utter ruin. 
 
 Lady E. I wonder you never endeavoured to 
 settle the matter amicably, with young Chomley 
 I hear, he is a very good sort of man, tho' now I 
 recollect, I have heard you say you don't know 
 him at all. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. No ; I never even saw him, and 
 very sincerely hope 1 never shall. That meddling 
 old man, General Harding, on his return to Eng- 
 land, took it into his head that a marriage would 
 be the shortest way of ending our disputes, and 
 without consulting me, wrote to Sir Henry to 
 propose the match now, as the General is a re- 
 lation of mine. Sir Henry will never believe that 
 I did not know of, and even authorize the mea- 
 sure I declare, I never think of it, but I am in 
 a perfect fever ! 
 
 Lady E. Poor General ! he meant it well, no 
 doubt. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. But you will acknowledge, my dear 
 Lady Emily, that without much pretension, it is 
 not very flattering ta one's vanity, to be rejected; 
 which has certainly been my case ; and probably 
 in no very delicate terms for the General, with 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 31 
 
 all his zeal in my behalf, never ventured to shew 
 me Sir Henry'? answer. O! here's CoL O'Do- 
 nolan ! 
 
 Lady E. (Aside.) How unlucky ! if Sir Henry 
 should walk in now, I $hall be in a fine scrape. 
 
 Enter O'DONOLAN. 
 
 CPDon. Are you visible, Lady Emily ? I fear 
 I'm breaking in upon you. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. No, indeed ; we were upon that 
 eternal subject, my law-suit ; and it will be quite 
 a relief to talk of something else. 
 
 Lady E. (To O'DONOLAN.) Are you engaged 
 this evening, Col. O'Donolan ? 
 
 O'Don. That's as much as to say, that you are. 
 this morning ; and had rather I went away. 
 
 Lady E. How suspicious you always are \ He r s 
 quite right, though (Aside.) What I meant was, 
 that we shall have some very good music, and 1 
 thought you might like to hear it. 
 
 O'Don, I had rather hear the music of your 
 voice with Mrs. Bel more, all three in a tete-a- 
 tete Oh ! Lady Emily, that you had my taste 
 for the quiet enjoyments of life ! 
 
 Lady E. I'm much obliged to you ; but I hate 
 any thing so dull ; I like society, it amuses me 
 doesn't it you ? 
 
 O'Don. Indeed it does not, Lady Emily ; Fm 
 not an April- day, to laugh and cry at the same 
 time I can't be afnused, while I'm upon the rack! 
 
 Lady E'. But, my good friend, why will you be 
 upon the rack ? 
 
 VDon. Why will I ? O! and is it myself that 
 wishes it ? now here's Mrs. Belmore, who knows 
 what a fool I am, and how distractedly I am de- 
 voted to you she shall judge between us Lady 
 
 E 2 
 
32 SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 Emily asks why I am upon the rack ; can T be 
 otherwise, when a whole week will sometimes 
 elapse, without my being able to obtain so much 
 as a word or a look I have been at her door 
 every hour in the day I have not gone away 
 from it, before I have come back again ; and yet, 
 I have not been able to catch a glimpse of her 
 rny only chance of seeing her now, is in public 
 places, or assemblies, where the devil a bit can 
 I see her at all ; for she is so everlastingly sur- 
 rounded by a herd of coxcombs, pouring flat- 
 tery into her ears, that 'tis impossible to get near 
 her. 
 
 Lady E. Why not you, as well as the rest of 
 the coxcombs ? if you won't come, I can't drag 
 you 'by the sleeve. 
 
 0\Don. Ah, now ! and did I ever expect it ? 
 No, upon rny honour'. But a look, if you would 
 only give me a look, just to say, O, you're there, 
 are you! I should be satisfied : but no such luck 
 for me! it's a nod to one, a shake of the hand 
 with another, a whisper to a third ! and while 
 I arn kicking my heels in a corner, I have the 
 mortification of seeing her led off in triumph to 
 her carriage by some stupid fellow, who would 
 be cleem'd too great an ass to stand behind it 
 then do I return home to pass a sleepless night, 
 and dream of the miseries I've endured thro' the 
 day. 
 
 Lddij E Poor O'Donolan, jealous even in his 
 dreams ! Why, that's working double tides ! and 
 how can you, with all this barbarous usage, per- 
 sist in wishing to marry me ? 
 
 Don Because I'm a madman, I believe. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. Not so ; but because you yet hope 
 that time and your entreaties 
 
 Lady E. Or the commands of a lord and im s- 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 33 
 
 ter, when we are linked together, may work a 
 wonderful reformation but I foresee your jea- 
 lousy will 
 
 O*Don. Jealousy ! O give me hut an assurance 
 that you will be mine, and I shall be for ever 
 cured of jealousy. 
 
 Lady E. How little do you know the extent of 
 your malady ! it is but two days ago that you 
 displayed it in a paroxysm of frenzy, merely on 
 account of my rencontre at the masquerade 
 
 CfDon. No, Lady Emily, no; it was your con- 
 cealing from me that you were going thither. 
 
 Lady E. Why, doesn't one always keep it a 
 secret ? What amusement can there be, but in 
 the mystery ? 
 
 O'Don. Besides, who could with common tem- 
 per hear you commend the wit and person of a 
 man, whose name yon did not even know ? 
 
 Lady E. O ! didn't I tell you his name ? 'tis 
 Grenville. 
 
 O'Don. Some adventurer, I suppose. 
 
 Lady E. You suppose very wrongly I am 
 particularly well acquainted with all his connec- 
 tions his father's estate is close to my uncle 
 Stanly's. 
 
 'Don. A mighty weak reason, for following 
 him from masquerade to masquerade, for all that. 
 
 Lady E. Following him ? You have a deli- 
 cate manner of expressing yourself, Colonel O'Do- 
 nolan ! 
 
 O'Don. Well, then, for letting him follow you 
 'tis the same thing, I hope isn't it ? 
 
 Lady E. Not exactly, I apprehend ; at least 
 in this country. 
 
 O'Don. That's a reflection upon Ireland, Lndy 
 Emily, and I only wish you were a man ! 
 
 Lady E. A very flattering wish from a lover to 
 his mistress ! 
 
34 SMILES AND TEARS?. 
 
 CFDon. Only for half an hour, I mean j that 
 I might have the satisfaction of calling you out. 
 
 Lady E. (Aside) I wish to heaven somebody 
 wou'd call you out ; for 'tis plain you'll not go of 
 your own accord. 
 
 0*Don. You should not dare to speak of Ire- 
 land in black or in white, without answering it 
 to me I'd have you to know, Lady Emily, that 
 the women of Ireland are beautiful without art, 
 free without impropriety, and virtuous without 
 ostentation. 
 
 Lady E. Charming creatures I 
 
 Cf Don. O! you may say that, and tell no 
 story for they've the heads of men, the forms 
 of women, and the hearts of angels ! 
 
 Lady jE. What a pretty description ! why yon- 
 talk like a book j a review, elegantly bound in 
 calf. 
 
 Q'Don. And when I speak of the men, I shall 
 talk like an extraordinary gazette, I believe; far 
 that has published more than once to the world,, 
 how neatly they can fight or like the parlia- 
 mentary debates, when I tell you that they are 
 eloquent orators, sound politicians, arid incorrup^ 
 tible patriots. 
 
 Lady E. Bravo ! St. Patrick for Ireland ! They 
 have their merits ; and I am free to confess, that* 
 bating one solitary instance, I have generally 
 found them extremely agreeable. 
 
 Q'Don. And your exception is myself, I sup- 
 pose I knew it ; but whatever your opinion of 
 me may be, I think tolerably well of myself. 
 
 Lady E. That's modest, at any rale ! 
 
 O y Don. I didn't mean what I said I only 
 meant, that as long as I did nothing to forfeit my 
 own good opinion, I ought not to forfeit that of 
 others, nor be considered by any means so excep- 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 35 
 
 tillable as your Mr. Grenville, a fellow that o- 
 body knows ! 
 
 Lady E. Whom you don't know, you mean. 
 
 O'Don. One meets him, no where. 
 
 Lady E. I beg your pardon j I meet him every 
 xvhere. 
 
 O'Don. O! I dare be bound you do; I 
 shouldn't wonder if he came here. 
 
 Lady E. He does ? for once, you are right in 
 your conjecture, and you may probably meet him 
 here. 
 
 G'Don. Here! when? 
 
 LadijE. To-night. 
 
 O'Don. No you are joking, sure. 
 
 Lady E. Not I, upon my word ; I expect him. 
 
 QDon. You do ? and pray, who introduced 
 him ? 
 
 Ijady E. He introduced himself. 
 
 Q'Don. Talk of Irish impudence ! what, he haft 
 been here already ? 
 
 Lady E. No ; but we have corresponded. 
 
 O'Don. Corresponded ! now, I ask. I only ask, 
 Mrs. Belmore, if this is not the sort of thing to 
 drive a man wild ? 
 
 Lady E. What sort of thing ? 
 
 O'Don. To be clandestinely carrying on 
 
 Lady E. Clandestinely ? I beg, Sir, you'll go- 
 vern your expressions. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. Nay nay now- 
 
 tyDon. Excuse me, Lady Emily ; but if in 
 order to please you, it be necessary to banish all 
 sense of right and wrong 
 
 Lady E. It is, at least, indispensible, in order 
 to be endured by me, to possess good manners. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. Now, my good friends 
 
 G*Don. O ! my dear Madam, no allowances 
 are to be made for disappointed attachment ! 
 
36 SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 Lady E. Your attachment is oppressive. 
 
 O'Don. Very well, Madam, it shan't oppress 
 you much longer. 
 
 Lady E. I'm rejoiced to hear it 'twill be a 
 great relief. 
 
 0' Don. O then ! and you shall have it in 
 this disagreement, at least, we are of one way of 
 thinking 'tis high time to make up my rnind 
 
 Lady E. I only wish you had done so long 
 
 ago. 
 
 O'Don It's not too late, Ma'am ; I can shake 
 off my bonds and live free live happily, Ma'am ! 
 
 Lady E. I'm glad to hear it. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. How can you both be so inconside- 
 rate ? my dear Emily, say but a word to him. 
 
 Lady 'E. Wherefore ? I think Colonel O'Do- 
 nolan quite right I have often told him that our 
 dispositions did not accord. 
 
 O 1 Don. You'll not deny at least, that there is 
 some cause for jealousy, now ? 
 
 Lady E. No, indeed ; I will deny nothing. 
 
 O'Don. A jealous man deserves pity, at any 
 rate. 
 
 Lady E. (Contemptuously .) You do excite my 
 pity. 
 
 0' Don. And a coquette contempt she ought 
 to be shunned 
 
 Lady E. Why don't you go ? 
 
 O'Don. I will, Ma'am, I will ; this last stroke 
 has unsealed my eyes ; I now see clearly I will 
 leave the field open for Mr. Grenville ; and that 
 he may meet no obstruction from me, I this 
 moment bid you eternally farewell. (Goes off, and 
 returns) And after that, you need not expect to 
 see me again. [Exit O'DONOLAN. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. (Calling after him.) Mr. O'Dono- 
 lan ! Mr. O'Donolan ! He is really gone. 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 37 
 
 Lady E. Well, let him go. 
 
 Airs. Bel. Indeed, you are to blame ; why did 
 you consent to receive this young man ? 
 
 Lady E. And why not ? am I to bury myself 
 alive, to gratify Col. O'Donolan's jealous whims? 
 
 Mrs. Bel. No ; but where a man is so de- 
 votedly attached as he appears to be, I think he 
 merits some consideration unless, indeed, you 
 feel an interest for Mr. Grenville. 
 
 Lady E. Not the slightest ; and I would put 
 him off, but that O'Donolan's jealousies are so 
 perfectly well known in the world, that my mo- 
 tive would at once be divined, and we should be- 
 come the ridicule of all our acquaintance. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. You would rather have him sup- 
 pose then, that this Grenville is a favour'd lover ? 
 
 Lady E. On the contrary, I very much wish 
 he were undeceived upon that point But how ? 
 his reason is so perverted, that Yet stay there 
 might be a way but then I don't like to place 
 you in so awkward a predicament. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. My dear Emily, you know I would 
 do any thing to reconcile you. 
 
 Lady E. I will fairly confess to you, that I 
 did not think of driving things to such an extre- 
 mity. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. Then, at once proceed to the re- 
 medy what can I do ? 
 
 Lady E. Why then, it has occurred to me, 
 that all difficulties would be overcome, if you 
 would but consent to be my representative, and 
 receive Mr. Grenville under my name. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. What an extravagant idea ! 
 
 Lady E. Not at all ; Mr. Grenville cannot 
 possibly be offended at it; for we shall laugh it 
 Off as a masquerade frolic : O'Donolan himself 
 will view it in. the same light, and will then be so 
 
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38 SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 ashamed of his unjust suspicions, that it may cure 
 him of his jealousies for ever. 
 
 ^ Mrs. Bel. If I thought that but Mr. Gren- 
 ville, I am certain, must at once detect the im- 
 posture. 
 
 Lady E. Impossible ! I disguised my voice, 
 never took off my mask, and my dress was so 
 contrived, that I defy my most intimate friend 
 to have recognized me it will afford us all a 
 hearty laugh, and what I know will have great 
 weight with you, it will serve me, by setting poor 
 O'Donolan's mind effectually at ease. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. I will hazard any thing to accom- 
 plish that ; but I know, I shall commit every 
 sort of blunder, so pray be near to assist me ; 
 and if I should fail 
 
 Lady E. I'll answer for it, you will not fail ; 
 for the motive which prompts the endeavour will 
 supply you with confidence for the execution of it. 
 
 She \vho can boldly dare in friendship's cause, 
 
 Tho' unsuccessful, fails with all the world's applause. 
 
 [Exeunt. 
 
 END OF ACT II. 
 
 ACT III. 
 
 SCENE I. 
 
 Stanly's House at Richmond. 
 
 Lady EMILY, and Mrs. BELMORE. 
 
 Mrs. BeL I begin to think Mr. Grenville does 
 not intend to favour us to day. It grows late. 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 39 
 
 Lady E. I am glad to see this impatience ; it 
 looks as if you entered into the spirit of the plot 
 but you forget that days at this time of the 
 year are not remarkable for length, and the 
 fashion of making morning calls by moon-light, 
 very much in favour of his arriving yet. 
 
 Enter a Servant. 
 
 - Serv. Mr. Grenville is at the door, my Lady, 
 and wishes to know if you are at home. 
 
 Lady E. (Aside.) Thank heaven ! he has re- 
 membered his assumed name I have been in an. 
 agony lest he should walk in as Chomley. Say I 
 shall be happy to see Mr. Grenville. \_Exit Servant. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. I declare I am quite in a tremble 
 you are not leaving me no ; Emily, that's not 
 the agreement (To Lady EMILY, who is going.) 
 
 Lady E. But for a momentI must set Jeffe- 
 ries to keep rny uncle out of the way if he should 
 walk in, it will entirely spoil the joke : I'll return 
 instantly to second you. [Eocit Lady EMILY. 
 
 Mrs. BeL How extremely awkward is this si- 
 tuation ! I don't know what to say or do : there 
 certainly is a great deal of levity in the proceed- 
 ing, and I ought not to have lent myself to it. 
 
 Enter Sir H. CHOMLEY. 
 
 Sir Hen. Shall I not incur your displeasure/ 
 Lady Emily, in thus early presuming to avail 
 myself of your permission ? The happy are sel- 
 dom discreet : if I have been too precipitate, at- 
 tribute my intrusion to its 1 true cause, the impos- 
 sibility of checking the ardour of my gratitude. 
 
 Mrs. Belmore. (Aside). He has fallen into the 
 deception to her very wish. 
 
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40 SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 Sir Hen. I have, as you perceive, observed 
 your Ladyship's commands. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. (Aside.) Dear ! what commands 
 have I laid upon him ? O! you are very good ! 
 {pretending to understand him). 
 
 Sir Hen. Would there had been some diffi- 
 culty in them, Madam, that I might have proved 
 how far above all other considerations, I prize an 
 opportunity of obeying you. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. I can perfectly understand your de- 
 sire to see a person who has so successfully evaded 
 your discovery in the support of an assumed cha- 
 racter there's always a certain charm attached to 
 mystery imagination, no doubt, had pictured 
 to you 
 
 Sir Hen. Nothing, which the reality has not 
 far exceeded - the first moment I beheld you, I 
 \vasenraptured by the symmetry'of your person, 
 by the exquisite grace of all your movements, 
 and the sweetness of your accents. However you 
 endeavor' d to disguise your voice, I now per- 
 fectly recognize to be the same which thrilled 
 to rny heart at Lady Brellington's masquerade. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. (Smiling.) And you really know my 
 voice again ? 
 
 Sir Hen I should have distinguished it amongst 
 a thousand ; and tho' concealed by an envious 
 mask, you will perhaps scarcely believe, that 
 rny fancy had pictured your features just what 
 they are. But, in my warmest moments, I must 
 acknowledge, that I failed of imparting to them 
 that irresistible charm of expression which they 
 possess in so eminent a degree. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. So you think, that if chance had 
 thrown me in your way, you should have known 
 me ? 
 
 Sir Hen. So entirely am I convinced of it, that 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 41 
 
 ever since I had the happiness of meeting 1 you, 
 I have gone to every assembly, every public place; 
 paraded every street, visited every shop, in hopes 
 of seeing you it I saw a fine arm across the 
 room, I instantly darted to the spot, full of breath- 
 less expectation, till some uncouth defect in the 
 rest of the person, painfully proved to me how 
 much I was mistaken. A small foot has led rne 
 to Kensington to Hampstfad have I trotted after 
 a well-turned ancle ; in short, Lady Emily, I have 
 left no place in London or its environs unvisited, 
 in pursuit of your separate perfections. 
 
 Mrs. Bel I am quite at a loss how to answer 
 so many civilities- I can only say, that one rea- 
 son, and a very sufficient one I think it, for your 
 not having met me in your perambulations about 
 London, is, tl^at I very rarely go thither. 
 
 Sir Hen. Formed in every way to constitute 
 its chief ornament, permit me to say, you are 
 unjust in secluding yourself 'tis a public loss 
 besides, you wrong yourself as well as others, 
 for surely there is no existence out of London. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. That very much depends upon cir- 
 cumstances\ the best years of my life, were 
 passed in a remote county, in an ancient castle, 
 with a husband, old enough to be my father; 
 and yet, I can with truth declare, that I never 
 knew what it was to experience a moment's te- 
 dium. 
 
 Sir Hen. And friendship, the only feeling of 
 your breast ? O 1 Lady Emily, had love been of 
 the party 
 
 Mrs. Bel. It would have ruin'd all when two 
 people are so utterly dependent upon each other 
 for their enjoyments, 'tis fortunate when their 
 sentiments are of a calm, enduring nature pas- 
 sion is seldom long-lived ; and what painful re- 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 grets take place of those feelings which are too ar- 
 dent to be lasting! 
 
 Sir Hen. Then you don't believe that love 
 can endure for ever ? 
 
 Mrs. Eel. I'm not certain that I believe in the 
 existence of the passion at all. 
 
 Sir Hen.'~And can it be possible that you have 
 never felt its power ? 
 
 Mrs. Bel. That is a question which 
 1 Sir Hen. 1 fear may appear presumptuous but 
 did you know how deeply I am interested in it 
 you would say 
 
 Enter Lady EMILY. 
 
 The devil take this woman, for interrupting us ! 
 
 (Aside.) 
 
 Lady E, (With Music in her Hand.) He 
 seems confounded at my approach that's a good 
 sign (Aside) My dear ! I shall never be able to ac- 
 complish this Duet for to-night. 
 
 Mrs,. Bel. Allow me to present Mr. Gren- 
 ville. 
 - Lady E. Mr. Grenville of Gloucestershire ? 
 
 Sir Hen. (Aside.) Upon my soul I don't know 
 but 1 suppose so. (Bows very low.) 
 
 Lady E. I shall be happy in the honour of your 
 acquaintance, Sir ; I formerly knew your sister, 
 and a sweet creature she was she 's quite well, I 
 hope ? Your poor dear father too, is he still 
 alive ? 
 
 Sir Hen. (Aside.) Curse me if I can tell ; but I 
 had better kill him, lest she should ask more ques- 
 tions No, Ma'am, he is dead. 
 
 Lady E. I beg pardon I'm quite shocked that 
 Do you understand music ? 
 
 Sir Hen, No, I de not. 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 43 
 
 Lady E. Then, I'm afraid you can't sing? 
 
 Sir Hen. Not in the least. 
 
 Lady E. That's very unlucky ; for I meant to 
 have asked you to help me out in this Duet, this 
 evening. 
 
 Sir Hen. What an opportunity had I nearly 
 lost ! (Aside) Sing? sing, did you say ? O, to be 
 sure ; every body sings devil a tune can I turn, 
 (Aside) that is, I in a sort of a manner 
 
 Lady E. Yes, yes; that's just in my own 
 way ; so, if you'll step into the next room, we can 
 amuse ourselves with trying it over. 
 
 Sir Hen. Confound you and your Duet too ! 
 (Aside affects to cough) Bless my soul, Ma'am, 
 the worst cold I ever had in my life ! 
 
 Lady E. Ay, it seems very bad, indeed ; I 
 think you had better not venture into the night 
 air I must insist upon your not coming here 
 this evening we'll positively have the doors shut 
 against you. 
 
 Sir Hen. My dear Madam, I shall mend sur- 
 prisingly by that time. After dinner, I always sing 
 like a nightingale ; my notes would quite asto- 
 nish you there's no lie in that, at any ratG.(^4side.) 
 
 Lady E. But the fogs, at this time of the year 
 
 Sir Hen. Are a sovereign remedy for coughs 
 like mine you see 'tis not a common sort of 
 cold j 'tis only a Hum ! (Coughs.} 
 
 Lady E. So I perceive, Sir. 
 
 Sir Hen. An asthma, or spasmodic affection 
 that in short the fouler the air, the better I 
 feel myself, 
 
 Lady E. (To Mrs. BELMORE.) How do you 
 find him ? 
 
 Mrs. Bel. O, very agreeable. 
 
 Lady E. That's as much as to say, quite 
 charming (Aside.) Well, since you won't sing 
 
44 SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 with hie, I must give it up for the present. I 
 have two calls to make across the Green, and I'll 
 take this opportunity. 
 
 Sir Hen. (Eagerly.) Do people let one an- 
 other in at Richmond ? 
 
 Lady E. Oh yes ; bat I shall be so anxious to 
 return, that I will merely slide in my card. There 
 never was any thing so tormenting as this tax 
 upon society : visiting people one hardly knows 
 by sight, and that one shouldn't care, if one 
 never saw again. I'm sure you must have ex- 
 perienced how annoying it is, to be compell'd 
 to be civil to a person one wishes a hundred miles 
 off one, that won't be driven away by a hint, how- 
 ever broadly given, but that will run on from one 
 thing to another talk, talk, talk, till one's spi- 
 rits are worn out, and one's patience quite ex- 
 hausted! Don't you detest such beings? 
 
 Mrs. Bel. I do indeed. 
 
 Lady E. I am sure you must. Well, as I 
 hope to be back again in a very few minutes, I 
 won't take my leave Sans adieu ? 
 
 [Exit Lady EMILY. 
 
 Sir Hen. (Aside.) Thank heaven ! you are gone, 
 at any rate. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. How do you like my friend ? 
 
 Sir Hen. I hardly looked at her; and I shall 
 not easily forgive her having interrupted a con- 
 versation which was so replete with interest to 
 me. I remember I was asking a question of 
 Lady Emily 
 
 Mrs. Bel. Which, I remember, I had no in- 
 tention of answering. 
 
 Sir Hen. I am aware it was a very delicate one, 
 but recollect, Lady Emily, this is not the first 
 time of our meeting you cannot have misunder- 
 stood my declarations at the masquerade ; tho' it 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 45 
 
 is evident, by the reserve and total change in 
 your manner, that they have not been so favour, 
 ably received as I then flattered myself they 
 would be. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. You would not have me all my life 
 in masquerade 
 
 Sir Hen. Ah ! believe me, I do not regret the 
 absence of your vivacity ! How many women at- 
 tract by their brilliancy how few, by the ineffable 
 charm of unaffected sensibility ! Till this mo- 
 ment, I hfid judged of your wit only ; but now I 
 think I know how to appreciate your heart also 
 before, I could find words to express my admira- 
 tion ; but now, the utterance of vny feelings is 
 impossible. Oh ! but for a moment, resume 
 your mask, that, unawed by the dignity of your 
 expression, I may tell )ou with what fervour I 
 adore you ! 
 
 Enter Mrs. JEFFERJES. 
 
 Another interruption, by Jove ! , 
 
 Mrs. Jef. My mistress has been prevented go- 
 ing out, Ma'am ; Mr. Stanly has just been brought 
 in rather ill, and very much agitated. 
 
 Mrs. Eel. Good heavens ! what has hap- 
 pened ? 
 
 Mrs. Jef. Returning home, it seems, he was met 
 by an unfortunate maniac, who had just broken 
 from his confinement Having seen Mr. Stanly 
 at the Asylum, he probably mistook him for one 
 of the keepers ; and, with all the strength which 
 madness gives, dragged him to the ground ; but, 
 luckily, somebody was within hearing, and came 
 to his assistance upon which the maniac fled, 
 and the keepers are already in pursuit of him. 
 
 [firffc 
 
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46 SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. (Retiring) You must excuse me, 
 Sir 
 
 Sir Hen. But wherefore, Madam ? You hear 
 that Mr. Stanly is more frightened than hurt 
 now, I am more hurt than frightened, and of the 
 two, a much fitter object for your compassion. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. You must, notwithstanding, allow 
 me to retire my situation was rather embarrass- 
 ing ; and, but for this accident, I might have 
 found it difficult to extricate myself. (Aside.) 
 
 [Exit Mrs. BEL MORE. 
 
 Sir Hen. The devil take the keepers, for not se- 
 curing their madmen better, I say. I had just 
 arrived at the critical juncture ! When such a fa- 
 vourable opportunity may occur again, heaven 
 only knows however, I shall certainly return 
 this evening. Charming, charming Lady Emily ! 
 what manners ! what sentiments ! ~ that rogue, 
 Delaval, too! to slander her perfections ! Oh ! 
 't was blasphemy ! (Takes out his watch) Let me 
 see ; at five, I am to meet the Lawyers - however, 
 I can be back by eight- but will she be ready to 
 receive me ? they '11 probably sit down to dine at 
 seven : Soup she'll be five minutes, at least, 
 eating that she can't bfc less ; it is generally so 
 confoundedly hot ! I wish she would eat fish in 
 its stead ; but there, there again ! the bones are a 
 great drawback. Psha ! she 's a divinity ; and far 
 above the vulgar prejudice of eating and drinking 
 as coarse mortals do ! Lady Emily, I adore you ! 
 Mrs. Belmore, I detest you ! and heartily wish the 
 Lawyers and you were all at the bottom of the Red 
 Sea ! [Exit. 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 47 
 
 SCENE II. 
 
 A gloomy part of Richmond Park several Trunks 
 of Trees lying here and there Twilight. 
 
 Enter CECIL, with an Infant wrapped in a Shawl. 
 
 Cecil. Your cries, at length, are hush'd in 
 sleep, my precious infant ! and cold and hunger 
 are, for awhile, forgotten ! How awful is this 
 silence ! no sound falls on my ear, but the 
 tumultuous beating of my frightened heart lie 
 still, lie still; your throbbings will awake my 
 babe how comes this mist before my eyes ? I 'in 
 very faint My child, my child ! I can no longer 
 bear your weight ; (she sinks ^ placing the Infant 
 upon the trunk of one of the trees.) What agony 
 is this ? numbed as my limbs are by the stiffening 
 blast, a scorching fire consumes my brain ! Can 
 this be fear ? It is, the terror of a guilty con- 
 science : there was a time, when neither solitude 
 nor night had power to terrify me but I was inno- 
 cent then ; then I had not offended Heaven, whose 
 protection I dare not now implore. Ha ! I hear 
 a voice Oh! welcome, welcome sound! Yet, 
 should it be any one whom I have known in other 
 days an idle fear ; for if it should, night's friendly 
 shadows will conceal the features of the guilty 
 Cecil, I '11 follo^v his footsteps in common cha- 
 rity, he'll not deny that comfort to a wretched, 
 houseless wanderer ! 
 
 Fitz. (Without.) Ha, ha I have I escaped you, 
 ruffians ? here I shall be safe from their pursuit. 
 (He is seen climbing the wall, and with 
 the assistance of the arm of a tree, lets 
 himself down upon the Stage ; in this 
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48 SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 effort he breaks one of the smaller 
 branches, and uses it as a weapon of 
 defence) . 
 
 Here will I lie concealed they shall not again 
 imprison me ! 
 
 Cecil. Seme miscreant escaped from justice! 
 What will become of us ? 
 
 Fitz. There, there they go ! One, two, three, 
 four ! So, so ; lie close ; they are gone, they are 
 gone, and now I breathe again. 
 
 Cecil. Alas ! a maniac ! what's to be done ? 
 / shall I conceal myself? No; I'll make for the 
 gate, and endeavour to regain the public road. 
 (FrxzHARDiNG turns suddenly round ) 
 
 Fitz. What are you ? one lying in ambush 
 to entrap me ? Wretch ! advance one hair's 
 breadth, and I fell yon to the ground! (Raising the 
 broken branch j Ah ! a woman ! 
 
 Cecil. Yes; one without the power or wish to 
 harm you. 
 
 Fitz. That's false you are a woman, born 
 only to betray I know you are leagued against 
 m e but t h n s ( Threa ten ing/y .) 
 
 Cecil. O ! for my child's sake, do not harm 
 me. 
 
 Fitz. A child! have you a child ? give it me 
 let me strangle it, before the little serpent turns 
 to sting the breast that nourished it pity is 
 folly if she live, she lives to blast your comfort. 
 I had a child, a child more precious to me than 
 my own heart's blood but she betrayed me 
 made a gay festival to welcome me upon my re- 
 turn from a long, tedious journey invited guests 
 too three hideous guests ! Seduction, Penury, 
 and Despair With the first she fled, and left me 
 victim to the other two. 
 
 Cecil. What do I hear ? what horrid vision 
 
SMILES AND TEAKS. 49 
 
 darts across my brain ! Can it be ? No, no ! and 
 yet, alt ho' destruction follow, I must, I will be 
 satisfied (She throws o^FiTZH A RHINO'S Hat, rc- 
 cogniscs, and Jails at his feet.) Great God ! my 
 father ! 
 
 Titz. (Raising her, looks wistfully in her face, 
 and laughs wildly pause.} They are coming 
 you will not give me up to my pursuers you will 
 have more compassion than my unnatural daugh- 
 ter. 
 
 Cecil. Can I hear this, and yet not curse thee, 
 Del aval ? 
 
 Fitz. Ha ! does that darnnM name again as- 
 sail my ears ? Does he pursue me still ? What new 
 torment can he inflict upon me ? Yes, yes, I see 
 him DOW where is my daughter, villain ? Give 
 her hack restore her to me, polluted as she is, 
 and I will bless you but you have murdered her 
 your barbarous hand has nipped my pretty 
 rose-bud ere it was blown, and now she lies, 
 scorn 'd, pale, and lifeless monster ! no longer 
 shall your poisonous breath infect the air - an in- 
 jured father strikes this poniard to your faithless 
 heart no struggling down down Oh, oh ! 
 (CECIL supports him.} 
 
 Cecil. (Weeping ) O, sight of horror! will all 
 the agony ffeel restore your peace, belov'd, much 
 injured father ! 
 
 Fitz. (Reccvering feels her $hce\s.J How 1 
 weeping ! tears, real tears ! poor thing, poor 
 thing ! don't cry I cannot be a partner in your 
 grief since my poor Cecil died (for she is dead, 
 is she not?) I have not shed a tear. 
 
 Cecil. Oh, Heaven ! too much, too much to 
 bear ! 
 
 Fitz. Poor thing ! poor thing ! (Pause.) You 
 not leave me, will you ? (&Kws her close to 
 his bosom.) 
 
50 SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 Cecil. Leave you ! O never, never ; I will 
 serve you, live for you, die for you. 
 
 Fitz. Come then, come with me ; and I will 
 shew you Cecil's grave ; and we will strew fresh 
 yew and cypress over it Come, come ! 
 
 (As he is leading her aivay, voices of the 
 Keepers are heard without 1st Keeper. 
 *' This way, this way ; Til follow him over 
 the Wall do you secure the Gate" He 
 leaps from the JVall y two more come on at 
 the Gate.) 
 
 Fitz. I hear them, they are coming don't 
 let them tear me from you save, O, save me ! 
 
 Cecil. Kind people, hear me ! he is my father 
 leave him to my tender care ! 
 
 ]st Keep. O yes, you'll do much good ; I wish 
 we had more hands with us step across to the cot- 
 tage, and see if you can get any body to assist. 
 
 [Exit 2nd Keeper. 
 
 Cecil. You call in vain for assistance no power 
 on earth shall part us once again, I tell you he- 
 is my father. 
 
 1st Keep. That may be but what can you do 
 for him ? you had better stand aside young wo- 
 man ; you'll only get yourself hurt. 
 
 Cecil. You shall tear me limb from limb, rather 
 than separate me from him. 
 
 Re-enter Ind Keeper, with Cottager. 
 
 1st Keep. (To Cottager.} There, do you take 
 charge of the young woman and keep her off 
 Now, now ! (They rush forward to seize him.) 
 
 Fitz. The first who approaches, I will lay dead 
 
 at my foot folded in your arms I fear them not. 
 
 (A sciifflc enmes, on which they are separated 
 
 FITZH^RDING disarmed^ and dragg'd 
 
 away.) 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 51 
 
 Save me from these butchers ! O save me, 
 save me ! [Exeunt FJTZHARDING and Keepers. 
 Cecil. O, for the love of mercy ! let me follow 
 him. 
 
 1st Keep. (Without.) Bind his hands ! 
 Cecil. No, no ; for the love of Heaven, no ! 
 Inhuman men ! I must, I will go to him. O 
 oruel ! cruel ! O my poor deceived, unhappy fa- 
 ther ! 
 
 (She breaks from the Cottager, and endea- 
 vours to follow her Father, but her strength 
 fails her 9 and she sinks upon her knees / 
 the Cottager supports her, and the Curtain 
 falls.) 
 
 END OP ACT III. 
 
 ACT IV. 
 
 SCENp I. 
 
 A Library in Stanlys House. 
 Enter STANLY, followed by a Servant. 
 
 Stan. Who wants me, whom did you say ? 
 
 Serv, The young woman, herself, wouldn't 
 send any name, but Mrs. JefFjries, who happen'd 
 to cme into the hall at the time, cried " Bless 
 me ! is that you, Miss Fitzharding?" 
 
 Stan. Miss Fitzharding ! at this door ? are 
 you certain of it ? 
 
 Serv. I only know what Mrs Jefferies said . 
 the young woman made no answer, but' drew 
 
52 SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 her bonnet over her face. When I told her that 
 you cou'dn't see her, (for as it was so near dinner, 
 I thought you would not chnse to be disturbed), 
 she seem'd greatly distressed, and talked some- 
 thing about the Asylum. 
 
 Stan. Ay, that's a subject that may well dis- 
 tress her Worthless minx ! is there any body in 
 the carriage with her ? 
 
 Serv. Carriage, Sir ? 
 
 Stan. Carriage, Sir ! ay ; don't you know what 
 a carriage is ? 
 
 Serv. Yes, Sir ; but there's no carriage, nor 
 any thing like one, that I saw I think you must 
 mistake the person, Sir, altogether ; for the young 
 woman in the hall said she had heard that a ser- 
 vant was wanted at the Asylum, and that she had 
 been directed to apply to you, as one of the Go- 
 vernors. 
 
 Stan. Ah J this is another of your blessed 
 blunders! 
 
 Serv. Upon my word, Sir 
 
 Stan. Poh ! poh ! did not you yesterday say 
 there was an old woman in the parlour, who 
 wanted to see Mrs. Betrnore, and when *he went 
 in, did not it turn out to be a Master in Chancery? 
 
 Serv. Well, Sir, what message shall I take ? 
 
 Stan. Take, Sir ! do you take me for a walking 
 Therapolegia, that you bring your maid-servants 
 to me for places ? 
 
 Serv. I took you for no such thing, Sir ; but 
 the poor creature seem'd in a deal of trouble, and 
 you don't usually send away such as apply in dis- 
 tress : so, I thought 
 
 Stan. Thought, blockhead ! why didn't you 
 bring her in at once then ? 
 
 Serv. That's as good as a five pound note in her 
 pocket. [ai/ Servant. 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 53 
 
 Enter Lady EMILY. 
 
 Lady E. O ! my dear Uncle ; what an extra- 
 ordinary circumstance ! Who, do you think is 
 here ? Miss Fitzharding : the daughter of the un- 
 fortunate gentleman 
 
 Stan. Who had nearly made worms-meat of 
 me the fellow, was right, then ; William, said 
 she wanted to see me. VY hy does not she come? 
 I desired she might be sent in. 
 
 Lady E. She will come, no doubt, as soon as 
 she is sufficiently recovered, for she appears very 
 urgent to speak with you : Jerferies, who had 
 known her, it seems, asked ^ome unguarded ques- 
 tion, which threw her into a dreadful agitation, 
 and she fainted I ran to entreat that you would 
 see her, Sir; for her mind is burthened with a 
 grief which, she says, no body but yourself can 
 relieve. 
 
 Stan. I am no conscience- doctor, Emily, and 
 tho' I am willing to see Miss Fitzharding, and to 
 do all in my power to alleviate her sorrow, since 
 you say she suffers ; yet, it will never be in my 
 ability to relieve her from the burthen of remorse, 
 which her unfeeling conduct towards her father, 
 must needs have laid upon her soul. 
 
 Lady E. I am sincerely sorry for her she is 
 so interesting 
 
 Stan. Interesting! Psha ! don't prostitute the 
 epithet, Emily ; the virtuous only should be in- 
 terestingbut now a-days, every thing is inte- 
 restinglet a Lady abandon a worthy husband, 
 and half a dozen lovely children, for the arms of 
 a paramour, arid the cry directly is, " but she's 
 so interesting !" Here's a girl, whoMias driven a 
 doating father into madness, by her profligacy, 
 
M SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 then you come and tell me, " she's so interest- 
 ing." - 
 
 Lady E. Well, my dear Uncle, if I have used 
 an expression which offends you, I will retract 
 it only tell me into what words I shall put an 
 entreaty that may induce you, notonl) to see Miss 
 Fitzharding, but dispose you, if possible, to serve 
 her. 
 
 Stan. As to serving her, I have already told 
 you that I mean to do so, if it be within my 
 power ; and in order to understand how that may 
 best be done, I am willing to admit Miss Fitz- 
 harding ; but, I must make it a particular re- 
 quest, that you do not so far forget what is due 
 to your rank, as to converse a second time with 
 so degraded a being. 
 
 Lady E. Is there any situation, my dear Sir, 
 that puts one person above the obligation of suc- 
 couring another in distress ? 'tis the best privi- 
 lege of superior rank, and in my opinion, the sole 
 condition upon which Providence intended that 
 we should possess it. 
 
 Stan. True, Emily, Charity is undoubtedly the 
 greatest of all virtues; but beware of indiscrimi- 
 nate compassion ; and remember, that to tolerate 
 vice, is to encourage it. 
 
 Enter a Servant. 
 
 Serv. Miss Fitzharding waits to know if you 
 are disengaged, Sir. 
 
 Stem. Desire her to walk in Emtty (Signs to 
 her to retire.) 
 
 Lady E. Well, Sir, you wish it, and I will 
 leave you, but don't be. harsh with her; consi- 
 der the cause she has for self-condem nation, 
 and do not, by your reproaches, add to the load 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 55 
 
 of her affliction ; which even now seems greater 
 than she can bear. 
 
 [Exit Lady EMILY on one side. 
 
 Enter Servant and CECIL on the other. 
 
 Stan. (With constrained civility.) A chair! 
 (Servant sets Chairs) -Sit down, Miss Fitzhard- 
 ing ; let dinner be served, and desire the Ladies 
 not to wait (Exit Servant). I am sorry you have 
 been indisposed Sit down, Ma'am, sit down ; 
 and inform me what are your commands with me 
 pray compose yourself: you seem greatly agi- 
 tated. 
 
 Cecil. Agitated ! Ah, Sir, when every sur- 
 rounding object reminds me of happier days, of 
 days passed in innocence and peace, I may well 
 seem agitated, and sink with conscious shame 
 and agon^ . Many a time has my poor father, 
 while seated in that chair, placed his beloved 
 hands upon my head, and with tears of fondness 
 glisten. ug in his eyes, implored of Providence to 
 bless his darling child ! Little did he then know 
 what a serpent he cherish'd in his bosom ! little 
 did I then anticipate the deep, deep anguish 
 which has been since my portion* 
 
 Stan. Be comforted, Madam ; there is no state, 
 however wretched, which does not admit of hope. 
 
 Cecil. True, true; I have yet a hope, and in 
 you that hope is centered : on my knees, let me 
 implore your kind interposition, Sir; you may 
 be the blessed means of restoring a father to rea- 
 son, and his repentant daughter to tranquillity, 
 though not to happiness. 
 
 Stan. Let me know in what manner you think 
 I can relieve you, Miss Fitzharding the incli- 
 nation, be assured, will not be wanting. 
 
 Cecil. The particulars of my unhappy story, I 
 fear, are but too generally known ; spare me the 
 
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56 SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 shame of repeating what, I wish I could for tvcr 
 blot from recollection. 
 
 Stan. We will remember nothing but that 
 which may at present forward your views speak, 
 Madam. 
 
 Cecil. Flying from the man, who (after hav- 
 ing seduced me to the dereliction of every sacred 
 duty) was on the point of sacrificing, not only 
 me, but his innocent child, to worldly selfish 
 views, I chanced to meet my father - Good Hea- 
 ven ! in what a slate ! bereft of recollection, 
 (driven to fiercest madness, oy the dishonour of 
 his thankless child. 
 
 Stan. He did not recognize you then ? 
 
 Cecil. O that he had! though it. had been to 
 curse me but no 'twas nearly dark, and I am 
 sadly changed since he last saw me ~ yet, I 
 fondly think, that he was pleased to hear my 
 voice he implored me not to forsake him O ! 
 that I never had ! (iveeps bitterly) from this cir- 
 cumstance, I feel a certain conviction, that were 
 I constantly about his person, my dutiful atten- 
 tions might at last restore that precious reason, 
 of which my guilt so fatally deprived him 
 (weeps). 
 
 Stem Madarn ! Miss Fitzharding ! 
 
 Cecil. Let me become a servant in the Asylum ; 
 by a thousand little assiduities, I may, at least, 
 ameliorate his -condition ; and, Oh! should it 
 please Heaven to smile on my endeavours, and 
 crown my penitent design with favour, intelli- 
 gence once more shall beam from his bright eyes, 
 and he again may bless me ere I die. 
 
 Stan. O Delaval ! what have you to answer for, 
 in labouring to corrupt a heart like this (4ddc) 
 Your request is granted, Madam ; you shall 
 be near your father, you shall watch over and con- 
 
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 sole him every facility shall be afforded you, to 
 put your virtuous resolution into practice: should 
 your efforts prove successful, there are still many 
 of your father's friends residing here ; we will 
 consult together, and see what may be done to- 
 wards his support, and the alleviation of your 
 sorrows , 
 
 Cecil' (Nobly). His support? Sir, I shall pro- 
 vide for that I will not eat the bread of idleness 
 or shame ; and the best alleviation of my griefs, 
 will be to toil incessantly for him and. my poor 
 infant too blest, if, in fulfilling the duties of a 
 mother, I may make some atonement for the 
 errors of a daughter. 
 
 Stan. Accept, at least, a temporary assist- 
 ance, till you possess the means so honourably 
 acquired. 
 
 Cecil. O 1 Sir, I have not a proud or an un- 
 grateful heart. Your generous compassion to- 
 wards a poor degraded creature, has sunk deeply 
 into my soul ; but, from the misery into which 
 my own guilt has plunged me, I am resolved that 
 nothing but my own unwearied industry shall 
 ever extricate me. 
 
 Stan. I will not again attempt to shake a reso- 
 lution pregnant at once with sensibility and ho- 
 nour; but tho' you refuse my offer of assistance, 
 Madam, I trust you will allow me to present you 
 to my niece, whose soothing cares and prudent 
 councils will support and aid you in the virtuous 
 task you have imposed upon yourself may re- 
 formation so sincere, and filial piety so exem- 
 plary, draw down a blessing on you from above, 
 and crown your efforts with complete success ! 
 
 [Exeunt, 
 
58 SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 SCENE II. 
 
 A Drawing-Room in Stanly's House. 
 
 Enter O'DoNOLAN. 
 
 O'Don. Isn't it past all belief now, thai; a man 
 possessing, upon most points, as clear a concep- 
 tion of things as any Irishman in the world, shall, 
 upon the subject of his passion, be an absolute 
 idiot ? Tho' 1 know I am deceived, laugh'd at, 
 and contemn'd by this perfidious woman, I can't 
 help hovering about her, if possible, with in- 
 creased infatuation wretched as she makes me, 
 I feel a delight in being tormented by such an 
 angelic creature, that I would not exchange for 
 the quiet possession of any other woman upon 
 earth ! if I could but contrive to see her before 
 the company assembles, I might 
 
 Enter Sir H. CHOMLEY, and a Servant. 
 
 somebody arrived already ever frustrated in 
 all that regards her ! (Turns up). 
 
 Sir Hen. Why, 'tis eight o'clock, Sir ; past 
 eight ; I heard it strike : 'tis past eight by my 
 watch too. 
 
 Serv. I don't say it is not, Sir, but dinner was 
 later than usual to day, and the Ladies have not 
 yet left table I can let them know } 06 are here ; 
 Mr. Stanly is the only gentleman, and I dare 
 say will be very glad if you will take your wine 
 with him. 
 
 Sir Hen. By no means ; I -would n't have them 
 disturb'd for the world say nothing about it, if 
 you please; I'd rather wait (i xit Servant). No, 
 no ; it would have been rather loo good a joke 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 59 
 
 to have been fix'd with old Stanly swallowing 
 glass after glass of his London particular, instead 
 of quaffing love's inebriating draught from the 
 fascinating eyes of the adorable Lady Emily for 
 the last half hour I have been walking backwards 
 and forwards opposite the windows, in hopes of 
 seeing the fellow walk into the drawing-room with 
 a long stick to light the candles but my impa- 
 tience could endure it no longer. There's an 
 uneasy restlessness about me, which I never felt 
 before -the fidgets, I think they call it - since 
 1 left this house, I have done nothing but wan- 
 der up and down with my hands in my pockets, 
 as if I had lost something I have, I have lost 
 my heart to this enchanting syren, and come 
 what may, my fate this very night shall be de- 
 cided, What, O'Donolan ! 
 
 O'Am. Chomleyl 
 
 Sir Hen. Hush!" 
 
 O'Don. How long have you been returned from 
 the Continent ? 
 
 Sir Hen. Above a fortnight. 
 
 O'Don. My dear Chomley ! 
 
 Sir Hen. Hush, I tell you, for the love of mys- 
 tery ! I am np longer Chomley, I have changed 
 my name. 
 
 O'Don. For an estate ? I give you joy, my 
 dear fellow ! 
 
 Sir Hen. Nd for a better thing a devilish 
 handsome woman, my boy : Lady Emily Gerald ! 
 a most extraordinary adventure ; and so you '11 
 think it, 
 
 & Don. O, I dare say I shall. 
 
 Sir Hen. Her reasons, I don't know; but, as 
 she thought proper to desire that I would change 
 my name, I have done so, in compliance with 
 her wishes. 1 know you can be discreet, so I'll 
 
60 SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 let you into the whole affair The very day aftef 
 my return, I met Lady Emily at a masquerade 
 you know her figure ; and may guess what the 
 effect of it was upon a fellow, who for many 
 months had not feasted his eyes upon the grati- 
 fying sight of a well-dressed Englishwoman of 
 fashion ! She seem'd pleas'd with my attentions; 
 I was charmed with her conversation ; and, tho' 
 she persisted in concealing from me who she was, 
 yet she so far encouraged me, as to say, she 
 should be at the subscription masquerade on the 
 Thursday ; and again, at Lady Brellington's on 
 the Saturday : at each of these we met, we talked, 
 and liked this very morning only I discovered 
 who she was, wrote to \solicit her permission to 
 present myself; and here, you rogue, is the an- 
 gers answer (Gives O'DONOLAN the Letter he 
 reads, and returns it) Very satisfactory don't 
 yon think so ? 
 
 O'Don. O, very! Damn her fora jilt ! (Aside) 
 But why this change of name ? 
 
 Sir Hen. That 's what I don't understand my- 
 self ; I was too happy, you may be sure, to be 
 admitted upon any terms, and of course never 
 stopp'd to make enquiries my interview with her 
 this morning has rivetted my chains ; and I am 
 now here, under a fixed determination of propos- 
 ing to her 
 
 0' Don And do you expect to be accepted ? 
 
 Sir Hen. Why, without any extraordinary por- 
 tion of vanity, 1 flatter myself that the thing is 
 possible I am delighted to have met you here ; 
 are you intimate in the family ? 
 
 O' Don. Faith, you may say that. 
 
 Sir lien. Better and better ! What a lucky dog 
 I am ! 
 
 O'Don. How so, pray ? 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 61 
 
 Sir Hen. You may assist me, by speaking to 
 Lady Emily in my favour. 
 
 O'Don. I! No, curse me if I do. 
 
 Sir Hen. How, O'Donolan ? I thought T could 
 have depended upon your friendship ; but perhaps 
 you think the match objectionable. 
 
 O'Don. Indeed and I do, Sir ; very objection- 
 able. 
 
 Sir Hen. Hey day ! what can this mean ? 
 
 O'Don. It means, Sir, that you are damnably 
 mistaken, if you imagine that I shall plead your 
 cause in this affair Lady Emily has received me, 
 avowedly admitted me as her lover, for the last fif- 
 teen months, Sir ; and although I think her the 
 vilest of coquettes, I shall not relinquish my claim 
 to you, or any man in England, or Ireland, Sir. 
 Now, do you understand what it means, Sir ? 
 
 Sir Hen. Why, yes, I begin to apprehend 
 then you suppose that she has a regard for you ? 
 
 O'Don. (Imitating him.} Why, without any 
 extraordinary portion of vanity, I had a pretty 
 good right to think so, Sir. 
 
 Sir Hen. (Playing carelessly with the Letter) 
 Ay, fifteen months ago but, possibly, she may 
 have changed her mind since that time. 
 
 O'Don. Possibly; but I have not changed mine; 
 so you will be pleased to release your pretensions, 
 whether 'tis agreeable to you or not. 
 
 Sir Hen< But, my dear O'Donolan, as the Lady 
 ought unquestionably to have a voice in this 
 affair, don't you think we may as well refer the 
 matter to her if she decide in your favour, I 
 swear, it shall make no difference in my feelings 
 towards you : if she declare in rrtine 
 
 O'Don. I'll cut your throat, my dear friend ! 
 
 Sir Hen. I hope not ; at any rate, let all be 
 fair and open between us. By Jove ! I have just 
 
62 SMILES AND TEAHS. 
 
 recollected, that I have ordered the carriage, with- 
 out apprizing my servants of my new appellation 
 of Grenville ; and I shall have some fellow bawl- 
 ing out> Sir Henry Chomley's carnage stops 
 the way ! that would ruin me with Lady Emily 
 I must continue the name of Grenville, 'till I 
 have my charmer's leave to throw it off (Aside.) 
 I am compelled to return to the hotel, O'Dono- 
 lan, for ten minutes, and* all I require at your 
 hands, is, not to betray that I have let you into 
 my confidence. 
 
 O'Ztow. And did I ask for it Sir Henry ? No, 
 indeed ; you foisted it upon me. 
 
 Sir Hen. That's very true ; but since chance, 
 or I will rather say, a reliance on your friendship, 
 has helped you to my secret, I trust to your honor , 
 not to obtain any unfair advantage, by represent- 
 ing what I have said, under false colours to Lady 
 Emily ; but wait my return, before you enter irfto 
 an explanation with her. 
 
 O'Don. Upon this subject, you have no right 
 to prescribe any conditions, Sir Henry ; but for 
 old friendship's sake, I do agree to postpone this 
 explanation till your return ; and then, I shall 
 have the double satisfaction of telling her, all I 
 think of you, all I think of her, and all I think 
 of myself, for being such a damn'd ass, as still to 
 waste one thought upon her ! 
 
 Sir Hen. Ha ! ha ! ha ! an revoir ! I rely upon 
 your honor, O'Donolan, and hope, upon my re- 
 turn, to find you as entertaining as I now leave 
 you. [Exit Sir HENRY. 
 
 O'Don. How shall I contain myself ? The jilt! 
 I'll not speak to her before he comes back- I'll 
 have the gratification of confounding her, in the 
 presence of her new lover f will expose her per- 
 fidy, lay bare her arts, tell her how I love her, 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 63 
 
 how I hate her, and put an end to my torments, 
 by blowing out my brains. 
 
 Enter Mrs. BELMORE. 
 
 Mrs. Eel. Colonel O'Donolan ! now this is 
 kind of you ; and I am sure Lady Emily will 
 
 O'Dott. Don't name her, Madam ; a perfi- 
 dious - O ! Mrs. Belmore, Mrs. Belmore ! a'n't 
 I the most miserable of human creatures ? 
 
 Mrs. Bel. What do you mean P-^-nothing new, 
 I hope, has happened ! 
 
 O'Don. Yes, Ma'am ; an unequivocal confir- 
 mation of all my suspicions no longer, treache- 
 rous as she is, can she deny the justice of my ac- 
 cusation my doubts have been cleared, all clear- 
 ed, and by Sir H. Chomley himself. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. Whom <Jo you say, byir H. Chom- 
 ley ? 
 
 O'Don. Yes, Madam; I met him here not 
 five minutes ago, and, upon the strength of for* 
 mer friendship, he made me his confidante told 
 me of their rencontres at the masquerade, of his 
 request to see her shewed me her answer to it, 
 in which, no doubt, the^better to impose upon 
 me, she desires him to assume the name of Gran- 
 ville False, false woman ! to fix her affections 
 upon such a profligate ! such an ugly feilow too! 
 
 Mrs. Bel. (Eagerly.) Heavens ! what do you 
 tell me ? 
 
 O'Don. You are amazed, astonish'd at her per- 
 fidy-no wonder. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. Sir H. Chomley, under the name of 
 Grenville ? 
 
 O'Don. Tis too true, Madam What deceit! 
 what falsehood ! 
 
 Mrs. Bel. To dupe her friend ! 
 i 2 
 
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 O'Don. To betray her lover ! 
 
 Mrs. Bel, To involve me, so unwarrantably ! 
 
 O'Don. To pretend a quarrel with me, that she 
 might have more liberty to receive him ! 
 
 Mrs. Ed. I did not think her capable of such 
 an action ! 
 
 O'Don. Nor I either, Ma'am. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. I never will forgive her ! 
 
 O'Don. Nor I either, Ma'am : I have thought 
 her light, capricious, sometimes even unfeeling ; 
 but never, never could I have imagined this ! I'll 
 see her once again but it shall be to tell her that I 
 know the extent of her unworthiness-^-to make 
 her feel that I despise and hate her ! Pardon me, 
 Mrs. Belmore, you know how tenderly I loved 
 her, and the concern you shew, calls for my 
 warmest thanks. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. You will not wonder at the interest 
 I take in this affair, when I inform you, Colonel 
 O'Donolan, that I am the only person entitled to 
 resent the conduct of Lady Emily. 
 
 O'Don. You, Madam ? 
 
 Mrs. Be'. If Mr. Grenville and Sir H. Chom- 
 ley are one person, Lady Emily must be absolved 
 from all intention of offence towards you ; but 
 she has expos'd, committed mi, past ail retrieving. 
 
 0' Don. Would you please to explain your 
 meaning. Ma'am ? 
 
 Mrs Bel. Have you forgotten that I am en- 
 gaged in a law suit with Sir Henry ? 'Tis evident 
 that Lady Emily has wished to reconcile us, and, 
 hurried on by the warmth of her affections, has 
 never stopp'd to weigh the consequences in which 
 her conduct might involve me : she saw Sir Henry 
 at a masquerade, permitted his visits here, and 
 under a well- feigned apprehension of exciting 
 your suspicious, prevailed upon me to assume her 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 65 
 
 name, and receive the supposed Mr. Grenville in 
 her place. 
 
 O Don. (mid with joy ) Eh ! How ! What 
 do you say ? Am I in my senses ? You, you, Mrs. 
 Belmore, as Lady Emily ? 
 
 Mrs. Bel. 'Tis too true ; you may readily be- 
 lieve I should not have lent myself to such an im- 
 position, had I known it was Sir Henry whom I 
 was to meet : this too, perfectly explains his 
 being brought here, under the name of Gren- 
 ville. 
 
 O'Don. So, after all, Mrs. Belmore, it turns 
 out that it's yourself that is the goddess of his 
 idolatry ! 
 
 Mrs. BeL I, Colonel O'Donolan ? 
 O' Don. O ! and you may believe me, you ; he 
 raves about you doats upon you from the crown 
 of your head to the tip of your toe : marry, 
 marry, Mrs. Belmore, and make him and me the 
 happiest men in the world. 
 
 Mrs. Bel Don't you think that would be ra- 
 ther a rash measure, Col. O'Donolan ? 
 
 O'Don. Not in the least do it, do it, if it be 
 only for the pleasure of non- suiting the lawyers. 
 O ! 'twill be the prettiest match that ever was 
 heard of- a match, where prudence and inclina- 
 tion are both of one mind. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. Colonel O'Donolan ! have I ever 
 profess'd a liking for Sir Henry ? 
 
 O'Don. Not yet ; but I'll engage you will ; you 
 must; he's very handsome,, every body must al- 
 low that ; I have known him intimately for years, 
 and upon my soul, a worthier fellow does not 
 breathe. 
 
 Mrs Bel. He has risen very rapidly in your 
 good opinion, Sir ; 'tis but a few minutes, sjnce 
 he was a profligate, a 
 
66 SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 O'Don. O ! that was while I thought Lady 
 Emily was in love with him ; but I know you will 
 forgive me indeed, we all have need of your in- 
 dulgence. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. Lady Emily has the least right to 
 expect my forgiveness ; for at the time she put 
 this imposture upon me, she was acquainted 
 with a circumstance which makes my situation 
 much more embarrassing than it appears. 
 
 O'Don. The friendly motive, I am sure, will 
 weigh with you in her behalf. The angel ! but 
 why do I continue prating here, when I should 
 be upon my knees before her, soliciting for pardon 
 I will confess my fault, renounce my jealousy, 
 and by a life of adoration, make amends for all 
 my suspicions past, present, arid to come ! 
 
 (Going.) 
 
 Mrs. Bel. Stay, Colonel O'Donolan ; with 
 your permission, I had rather Lady Emily knew 
 nothing of what has just occurred. 
 
 G* Don. Your reason, Madam ? if you please. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. Why, at present, she is firmly per- 
 suaded that I am her dupe; now, I own, it 
 would be no small pleasure to me, to turn the 
 tables upon her, and make her mine besides, 
 'twould be as well, I think, to know a little more 
 of Sir Henry Chomley, before we venture to con- 
 fess the trick that we have played him. 
 
 ODon. Ha ! ha ! ha ! yes, my dear Mrs. Bel- 
 more, perhaps it would be as well, that you should 
 see a little more of him. 
 
 - Mrs. Bel. (Confused.) You are quite mistaken, 
 I don't mean that, at all. 
 
 0' Don. O ! by rny soul then, if you didn't 
 mean it, your tongue should teach your eyes not 
 to iniike bulls, Mrs. Belmore ; but Chomley will 
 le back again presently, and tho* I can't compre- 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 67 
 
 hend your meaning, I hope, at least, that you'll 
 come to a right understanding with him. 
 
 'Mrs. Bel. I see you are bent upon being 
 amus'd at my expence, so 1 will say no more upon 
 this silly subject; only give me your faithful pro- 
 mite not to betray me to Lady Emily. 
 
 O* Don. Ah now ! and haven't I promised ? 
 
 Mrs- Bel. But swear it ; for if you do not, you 
 will no more be able to resist the bright twinkle 
 of her enquiring eye, than 
 
 O'Don. (Kneels.} Why there, then ; upon my 
 knees I solemnly declare, that by you, and you 
 only, shall Lady Emily be undeceived. 
 
 s, 
 
 Enter Lady EMILY, behind, and unperceived. 
 
 You have made me the happiest man in the 
 universe, and have a right to impose upon me 
 what conditions you please. 
 
 Mrs. Bel Only abstain from seeing Lady Emily, 
 till my explanation is over, and I shall be satis- 
 fied. [Exit Mrs. BELMOKK, 
 
 CfDon, (Kneeling) That is a promise 
 
 Lady E. Which it will not he in your power 
 to keep I am here, Colonel O'Donolan, and de- 
 lighted in the opportunity of congratulating you 
 upon being the happiest man in the universe 
 I lament that Mrs. Belmore has -withdrawn ; be- 
 cause it deprives me of the pleasure of congra- 
 tulating her too, upon having been the fortunate 
 mortal who has made you so. 
 
 ODon Hey ! what ! you surely can't believe 
 that Upon my soul ! 
 
 Lady E. No explanation, Colonel O'Donolan ; 
 you have brought this affair to a most satisfactory 
 conclusion, and I have now only to request that 
 you will leave this house immediately some other 
 
08 SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 place will more honorably suit your declarations 
 to Mrs. Belrnore. 
 
 O'Don. O! and is it Mrs. Belmore that you 
 mean? the sweetest creature, sure 
 
 Lady E. How ! 
 
 O'Don. No, I don't mean that the most 
 amiable 
 
 Lady E. Intolerable ! 
 
 O'Don. I don't mean that, either. 
 
 Lady E. Didn't I find you upon your knees 
 before her ? 
 
 O'Don. Yes. 
 
 Lady E. Weren't you making declarations of 
 love to her? 
 
 O'Don. No. 
 
 Lady E, How! did not you say, she had made 
 you the happiest man in the universe ? 
 
 ODon. Yes, no, most certainly I did ; but 
 that was Oh, botheration! how will I ever get 
 out of this ? 
 
 Lady E. 'Tis all in vain, Sir, you are a faith- 
 less lover! Mrs. Belmore a false friend! and I 
 am the silliest dupe that was ever cheated by 
 either. 
 
 O'Don. Wait a while. Lady Emily, only wait 
 a while don't turn me away unheard, till I've 
 told you all I have to say your Mr. Grenville is 
 at the bottom of all this only wait till I fetch 
 him he has just stepped to the hotel, but I'll 
 run after him immediately, that I may be sure of 
 meeting him patience, my dear Lady Emily, 
 patience for five minutes only, and I'll be with 
 you again in less than a quarter of an hour. 
 
 [Exit O'DONOLAX. 
 END OF ACT IV. 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. CO 
 
 ACT V. 
 
 SCENE I. 
 
 A Room in Stanly's House. 
 Enter STANLY, and Lady EMILY. 
 
 Lady E Well, Sir, what tidings ? has the 
 meeting taken place ? did Mr. Fitzharding recog- 
 nize his daughter ? 
 
 Stan. I fear not ; but one so lovely in resig- 
 nation as that poor suffering g'rl, I never saw 
 wholly absorbed in the pious purpose to which she 
 has devoted herself, she watches every look, every 
 turn of his countenance, lending herself to all 
 his childish fancies, and smiling, even in agony, 
 to please him. 
 
 Lady E. And may I not call that creature in- 
 teresting? but what were his sensations when he 
 first beheld her ? 
 
 Stan. When we-first entered his cell, we found 
 him seated with his back to the door, drawing 
 upon the wall. 
 
 Lady E. Drawing ! what r 
 
 Stan. A tomb over the entrance of which, he 
 had inscribed the name of Cecil. 
 Lady E. Unhappy man ! 
 
 Stan. Startled by an involuntary groan, which 
 burst from the overcharged heart- of his afflicted 
 daughter, he suddenly turned he was much agi- 
 tated at the sight of her gazed wildly upon her 
 features for an instant, then shook his head, and 
 sighing deeply, again resumed his occupation : 
 still, from time to time, as if he could not chase 
 
70 SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 the idea of her from his mind, he would cast en- 
 quiring glances at her ; and when he saw the tears 
 piteously chasing one another down her pale 
 cheeks, in a tone of deep cqmrniseratiori, he ex- 
 claimed, " Poor thing! Poor thing !" looked 
 in her face again with eager curiosity, and 
 snatching his hand away, which she was fondly 
 pressing to her lips, muttered, with disappoint- 
 ment, to himself, u but she is dead for all that." 
 
 Lady E. (With great vivacity} Then, be as- 
 sured, my dear Uncle, he does recollect her his 
 present habitation, Cecil's appearance, so altered 
 by misfortune, and the menial dress she has as- 
 sumed, joined to a strong impression of her 
 death, all, all combine to puzzle his bewildered 
 mind some strong effect, must be produced upon 
 him, and if my heart deceive me not, I am the 
 doctor destined to restore him. 
 
 Stan. What stronger effect than that we have 
 already tried, can 
 
 Lady E. One that has just flashed across my 
 mind Will you grant me a diploma? am I at 
 liberty to practise ? 
 
 Stan. Provided you call in the physician of the 
 Asylum. 
 
 Lady E. By all means ; as I am but a young 
 practitioner, I shan't object to a consultation. 
 
 Enter a Servant. 
 
 Serv. Lord Glen thorn, Sir, is at the door, and 
 begs to know if he can speak with you upon par- 
 ticular business. 
 
 Stan. Come to support the pretensions of his 
 worthless son, I suppose the moment is not 
 auspicious- what can I do ? 
 
 Lady E. Of course you will admit him, Sir; 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 71 
 
 but let me see you as soon as possible, for Pm 
 impatient till I put a scheme in execution, which 
 I forsee will translate me to the skies the world 
 shall acknowledge the genuine offspring of j^Escu- 
 lapius, and raise altars to me under the appella- 
 tion of the modern Hygeia. [Exit. 
 Stan. Desire Lord Glenthorn to walk in. 
 
 [Exit Servant. 
 
 How perplexing is my present position ! My 
 old friend is, no doubt, come to ascertain the 
 result of my promised endeavours in behalf of his 
 son Delaval, at a time too, when my heart is 
 swelling with indignation at his barbarity ! I 
 would not wantonly wound the feelings of a fa- 
 ther ; but I know it will be impossible for me to 
 conceal the abhorrence that I feel of his un- 
 principled son ! What do I see ! Delaval himself ? 
 
 Enter Lord GLEN-THORN. 
 
 Lord G. I read in your countenance, Mr. 
 Stanly, that I am an unwelcome visitor ; but the 
 assurance I beg to offer, that my stay will not be 
 protracted beyond the time necessary for a few 
 enquiries, will, I trust, ensure me the favour of 
 a patient hearing. 
 
 Stan. Ask all you wish to know, Sir ; takfe 
 your own time ; for I mean to claim the same 
 privilege to tell you, more perhaps than you may 
 wish to hear. 
 
 Lord G. As I am convinced that Mr. Stanfy 
 cannot say any thing which I ought not to listen 
 to, I accede to his proposal. 
 
 Stan. Sir, how far -you may flatter yourself that 
 you are safe under the shelter of my forbearance, 
 I cannot tell ; but that you may not deceive your- 
 self upon that point, I beg, as a preliminary, to 
 
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72 SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 inform you, that I hold your conduct in utter 
 detestation ; and that nothing could have added 
 to the disgust it has excited, but the mean sub- 
 terfuge under which you have presumed to gain 
 admittance here. 
 
 Lord G. Sir ! I am unconscious of having re- 
 sorted to any artifice 'tis evident you are not 
 yet informed of your late friend, my father's 
 death ; by which, unfortunately, I am privileged 
 to announce myself under the title of Lord Glen- 
 thorn your mistake is excusable ; but this lan- 
 guage, Mr. Stanly 
 
 Stan. You must hear from me, and every man 
 who has a grain of honest feeling in his breast- 
 your heartless conduct has given every upright 
 character a right to express the just abhorrence 
 which he entertains of your unpardonable profli- 
 gacy Crimes like yours 
 
 Lord G. Crimes ! Mr. Stanly 
 
 Stan. Crimes, my Lord ; by what title would 
 you dignify the seduction of an innocent girl ? By 
 what specious argument gloss over the subsequent 
 desertion of her and of her infant ? Can the in- 
 genious sophistry of vice supply a single pallia- 
 tive for actions such as these ? or are you so pre- 
 sumptuous as to believe that Heaven will leave 
 the libertine unpunished, whose arts betrayed a 
 virtuous child to shame, and drove a doating fa- 
 ther into madness ? 
 
 Lord G. I am not here to palliate or defend 
 my actions whatever they have been, I am not 
 accountable at this tribunal, altho' my future life 
 may prove, I hold them in as much abhorrence as 
 yourself. The object of my visit here, was to 
 gain some intelligence of Miss Fitzharding ; I 
 have traced her hither, and if I have trespassed 
 upon your patience, tell me but where she is, and 
 I'll obtrude no longer. 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 73 
 
 Stan. She is under my protection, no\v, my 
 Lord ; and whatever you may have to say to her, 
 must be communicated thro' rne. 
 
 Lord G. Until I know upon what authority 
 you arrogate this power to yourself, I can't ac- 
 knowledge it and I must add, her having 
 sought protection of a person so entirely unknown 
 to her, as you are, savours as little of prudence, 
 as it does of delicacy. 
 
 Stan And what must you he, who have forced 
 her to seek refuge at the hands of strangers ? Pru- 
 dence and delicacy ! whither would your insinua- 
 tions tend ? 
 
 LordG. No farther than your own declaration 
 you have acknowledged that Miss Fitzharding 
 is now under your protection. 
 
 Stan. And what of that, Sir ? Have you any 
 thing to offer apon that ? 
 
 Lord G. (Sneer ingly .) Congratulations only : 
 to you, upon your good fortune to Miss Fitz- 
 Harding, upon her well-directed preference. 
 
 Stan. O spare your irony, my Lord; sarcasm 
 is a blunt weapon in the hands of guilt : the au- 
 thority which I possess over her, springs solely 
 from a pure desire to serve an injured woman ; 
 to heal the wounds of an afflicted -heart, and re- 
 store a fallen, but repentant angel, to health, 
 tranquillity, and self-respect. 
 
 Lord G. Pardon me, Mr. Stanly alt ho' I 
 scorn to whine, I am not ashamed to display my 
 feelings, when I arn conscious they originate in 
 truth' and virtue ; and though I own, my former 
 conduct gives me little claim to your considera- 
 tion, yet, from the patience which I have evinced 
 while smarting under the lash of your deserved 
 reproach, you may perhaps form some opinion of 
 the sincerity of my contrition. For Cecil's sake, 
 
Ti SMILES AND TEARS, 
 
 for her clear infant's, I entreat you will allow me 
 once more to see her, tho' but for a few moments. 
 I fear I have no longer any influence over her 5 
 but should it happily prove otherwise, I pledge 
 my honour to make no unworthy use of it : you 
 may yourself be witness to our interview but let 
 me, let me see her! 
 
 Stan. (After reflection.) It shall be so your 
 request, my Lord, is grantedorder the carriage! 
 
 Lord G. Mine is at the door O, let us not 
 lose a moment ! 
 
 Stan. Proceed, my Lord ; I have one word to 
 say to Lady Emily before I go, and I will follow 
 you immediately. 
 
 \_Exit Lord GLENTHORN on one side* 
 If you have a heart, I will yet probe it to the 
 core. \_Exit STANLY on the other. 
 
 Enter Sir H. CHOMLEY. 
 
 Sir Hen. Then I was right, and it was Del aval's 
 carriage that I saw at the door In what a hurry 
 he brushed by rne ! he seem'd as little inclined 
 to be seen by me, as I could be to be recognized 
 by him but for this name of Grenville, tho', 
 which I am fo^ed to assume, I should have had 
 some pleasure in shewing him, that in spite of his 
 efforts to mislead me, I had not only found Lady 
 Emily out, but was already established here, upon 
 a tolerable footing of intimacy. But where's 
 O'Donolan ? should he have given Lady Emily an 
 impression that I have boasted of the distinction 
 with which she has honoured me, 'twould ruin 
 me for ever ! but she is here ! I don't read any 
 marks of hostility in her looks then, O'Donolan, 
 thou art a noble fdjow ! 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 75 
 
 Enter Mrs. BELMORE. 
 
 I hardly hoped to have the good fortune of 
 finding you alone, Madam ; I thought the Colo- 
 nel had been with you he is often here, he tells 
 me. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. O ? yes ; almost every day. 
 
 Sir Hen. So far accounts agree (Aside.) He 
 is a very good sort of fellow ! 
 
 Mrs. Bel. Excellent, I think ; his feelings are 
 so warm, his understanding so good, his manners 
 so arqiable, I have the greatest possible esteem for 
 Colonel O'Ponolan. 
 
 Sir Hen. So it appears ; and 'tis as well to know 
 it from the fountain head (Aside.) 
 
 Mrs. Bel. You seem a little discomposed this 
 evening. 
 
 Sir Hen. I do feel a little awkwardly, I own, 
 Madam ; I have a most earnest desire to be inform- 
 ed upon a particular point, and yet I fear you may 
 deem my question impertinent. 
 
 Mrs Bel. I dare say not what is it ? 
 
 Sir Hen. Believe me, I don't propose it from idle 
 curiosity, but from a feeling in which my happi- 
 ness is deeply involved : Q'Donolan is young ; 
 prepossessing in person ; unexceptionable in cha- 
 racter ; with all these advantages, (pardon the 
 enquiry), has he not been fortunate enough to 
 inspire you with a sentiment of preference ? 
 
 Mrs. BeJ. Colonel O'Donolan ? No ; nor did 
 he ever dream of such a thing. 
 
 Sir Hen. O, you must pardon me ; he loves you 
 tenderly, most ardently ; for, by the oddest acci- 
 dent in the world, we communicated to each 
 other 
 
 Mrs, Bel. I have no wish to enquire into the 
 subject of his confidences ; but, whatever the Co- 
 
76 SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 lonel may have asserted, I owe it to myself to say, 
 the only sentiments he ever inspired in me, were 
 those of friendship 
 
 Sir Hen. You will, at least, allow that I had 
 cause for apprehension ; widowhood is not the 
 natural state of youth and beauty. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. Be that as it may, 'tis a state which 
 I shall never change. 
 
 Sir Hen. And what motive can have determin- 
 ed you in so selfish a resolution ? 
 
 Airs BeL The hazard I should run of not being 
 happy under a second engagement; besides, 'tis 
 pot unlikely that, by a law suit which is now peud-i 
 ing, my whole fortune may be forfeited, and I re- 
 duced to absolute penury. 
 
 Sir Hen. Happy, thrice happy the man, who is 
 permitted to avert the wrongs of fortune from 
 you ! Were I so blessed ! Oh, Lady Emily,! can no 
 longer struggle with my passion, and tho' a decla- 
 ration may for ever drive me from your presence, 
 yet, I must hazard all, to ease a heart overflowing 
 with the purest adoration my character is 
 known to all the world, my fortune, already am- 
 ple, will shortly be considerably increased, by a 
 favourable decree in Chancery. 
 
 Mrs. BeL And are you, too, so unfortunate as 
 to be involved in law ? 
 
 Sir Hen. Nay, call me rather fortunate ; for my 
 Lawyers assure me positively of success it was 
 once proposed that I should terminate the differ- 
 ence by a marriage with the hateful woman with 
 whom I am at issue, one Mrs. Belmore. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. Mrs. Belmore! And she is very 
 disagreeable ? 
 
 Sir Hen. Yes, I dare say she is ; I never saw her 
 though: a fat, ruddy dame, with a fine broad 
 provincial dialect, I '11 be worn* whose accomplish- 
 
SMILES AND TEARS . 77 
 
 ments are making punch, preserves and pickles, 
 whose virtue is prudery, whose conversation is 
 scandal, and whose code of morality consists in a 
 zealous intolerance towards all the weaknesses of 
 frail humanity. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. What a portrait ! but I can assure 
 you, Mrs. Belmore, in no one point, resembles the 
 description you have given of her. 
 
 Sir Htn. You know her then, Madam ? 
 
 Mrs. Bel. Intimately ; I know too, that she 
 possesses many estimable qualities : Her husband, 
 Mr Brim ore, was a man of cultivated taste and 
 polished manners ; can it then be believed that he 
 would be content to live, and in retirement too, 
 with such a being as you have just depicted ? 
 Come, let us do her justice, and suppose she may 
 possess some virtues, which entitled her to the 
 esteem and love of so wise and honourable a man : 
 she is prouder, too, than you imagine ; and, if 
 you have received an offer of her hand, be assur- 
 ed, it was without her knowledge, and the pro- 
 posal has entailed upon it's author the strongest 
 marks of her resentment. 
 
 Sir Hen. As I have never seen the Lady, what I 
 have said, were she even informed of it, ought not 
 to wound her self-love in the least. But, can you 
 pardon this attack upon your friend, for, by your 
 warmth in her defence, I perceive she is so ? 
 
 Mrs. Bel. What inconsiderate creatures are 
 you men ! hating and loving, as prejudice or pre- 
 possession governs ! For instance, now, you think 
 me pleasing, at least you have told me so ; yet 
 scarcely know me, and judge as superficially of me 
 as you have done of Mrs. Belmore ; but she shall 
 take her own revenge, for I am determined you 
 shall see her. 
 
 Sir Hen. My dear Lady Emily, you cannot 
 mean to 
 
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78 SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. How do you know that you may not 
 think her agreeable ? 
 
 Sir Hen. As your friend, I may, just that; but 
 nothing more. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. I have a strong idea that you would 
 fall in love with her as suddenly as you have done 
 with me, and in that case, a marriage 
 
 Sir Hen. Never, never! Were I to lose my cause, 
 and my whole estate to it, I would save neither 
 by an union with her. No, no ; 't is you, and 
 only you. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. But I have already told you, I may 
 shortly be a beggar ; should I lose my law- suit 
 
 Sir Hen. I shall gain mine the chances are, we 
 cannot both be cast. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. Probably not ; but what would you 
 say, now, if, without knowing it, you had already 
 met Mrs. Bel more ? Suppose she were the lady 
 whom you saw here this morning, and with whom 
 you are engaged to sing to-night ? 
 
 Sir Hen. You are not in earnest, surely What! 
 that lady Mrs. Belmore ? 
 
 Mrs. Bel. The same. 
 
 Sir Hen. Now is n't this extraordinary ! the very 
 instant I saw that woman, I took an aversion to 
 her. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. And yet. she is extremely beauti- 
 ful ! 
 
 Sir Hen. I don't think so. 
 
 Mrs Bel. And remarkably clever. 
 
 Sir Hen. If you desire it, I will subscribe to all 
 her perfections ; and to prove that she does not 
 in vain possess the title of your friend, I here 
 drop all proceedings against her, and to your arbi- 
 tr^tion submit my cause. 
 
 Mrs. Bel, Why then but here she comes. 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 70 
 
 Enter Lady EMILY and O'DONOLAN. 
 
 Lady E. (As she enters, to O'DoxoLANJ Well, 
 since you so solemnly assert it, I, like an upright 
 judge, am bound to believe you innocent till you 
 are proved guilty. 
 
 Mrs. Bel. You could not, my dear friend, 
 have arrived at a more propitious moment ; Sir 
 H. Chomley, for I must now give him his real 
 appellation, informed of my friendship to Mrs. 
 Bel more, generously agrees to drop all further 
 proceedings, and is desirous of terminating the 
 dispute by an amicable arrangement. 
 
 O'Don. O ! then, I'm delighted to hear it ; 
 and by what method do you propose 
 
 Sir Hen. Faith, 'tis a matter of indifference to 
 me the simplest and shortest way, however, I 
 think best. 
 
 O'Don. The simplest way, would be by mar- 
 riage; Oh ! I give you joy, with all my heart ! 
 
 Sir Hen. The simplest, indeed; I understand it, 
 Sir ; you would be happy to get rid of a rival. 
 
 Lady E. But Mrs. Belmore may think her 
 cause better than Sir Henry's, and not easily be 
 induced to relinquish 
 
 Sir Hen. You'll see, now, this confounded wo- 
 man will force me ^o marry her whether I will 
 or not. 
 
 Lady E. To be sure, as Colonel O'Donolan 
 observes, a marriage would 
 
 Sir Hen. There, there ! I told you so ; a bold 
 push for a husband, that, by Jupiter! (Aside.) 
 Madam, it would be vain to use any ceremony 
 upon the present occasion; you maybe, and I 
 dare say are, every thing that is charming but, 
 vve^are not the masters of our affections, and I 
 
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SO SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 must inform you, that mine are irrevocably de- 
 voted to your amiable friend. 
 
 Lady E. I don't comprehend you, Sir Henry ; 
 for whom do you take me ? 
 
 Sir Hen* For whom, but Mrs. Belmore ? 
 
 Lady E. (To Mrs. BELMORE.) So then, it 
 seems I -pass for you now ? 
 
 Mrs. Bel. And why not, my dear Lady Emily, 
 since you so lately contrived to make me pass for 
 you ? 
 
 Sir Hen. What do I hear? Lady Emily ! and 
 you then, after all, are 
 
 Mrs. Bel. The hateful Mrs Belmore. 
 
 Sir Hen. (Kneeling) O ! how shall I ever atone 
 for the injuries which I have done you ? 
 
 Lady E. Rise, rise, Sir Henry ; for I read in 
 her looks, that you have gained your cause. 
 
 Sir Hen. (To Mrs. BELMORE.) Will you not 
 deign to confirm the 
 
 Lady E. Why will you force her to look more 
 silly than she does already ? The thing is set- 
 tled ; say HO more about it ; and now, having 
 ended a case in law, to the satisfaction, I hope, 
 of all parties, I have one in physic that claims 
 our immediate attention ; and may the cause of 
 poor Fitzharding terminate as happily as that of 
 Belmore versus Chomley ! [Exeunt. 
 
 SCENE II. 
 
 A Ward in the Asylum. 
 
 FITZHARDING and CECIL. 
 
 Fitz. She used to sing it, and it thrilled my 
 very soul ! 
 
 Cecil. Shall I sing it to you ? 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 81 
 
 Fitz. No, no ; not you, not you : I could not 
 bear it yet let me hear the words ; repeat them ! 
 
 Cecil (repeats.) 
 
 " Tears, such as tender fathers sliecl, 
 Warm from my aged eyes descend, 
 For joy to think when I am dead, 
 My son will have mankind his friend.'* 
 
 Fitz. No, no, no, not so ; 
 
 " For joy to think when I am dead, 
 Cecil will have mankind her friend." 
 
 She used to sing it so, when I desired her 
 and Oh ! so well hut she can sing it no more 
 now ; she is dead, she is dead ! and we will go 
 and weep upon her tomb you will not leave me ? 
 
 Cecil. (Weeping). O, never, never, never! 
 
 Fitz. (Looking wistfully in her face.) Poor 
 thing ! poor thing ! pale, very pale ; and she had 
 such a bloom ! you have promised not to leave 
 me? The ruffians will, perhaps, attempt to drive 
 you hence ; but do not go, Oh ! no ; stay here, 
 and talk with me the live-long day of Cecil. 
 
 Cecil. (Eagerly). You love her still, then ? 
 
 Fitz. Ah 1 can a father cease to love his child ? 
 Assassins have stabbed, and vultures gnawed my 
 flesh, morsel by morsel ; but they have not yet 
 reached the seat of life feel, feel, my heart is 
 whole, still (she lets her head sink upon his breast) 
 very, very pale ! 
 
 Cecil. If you were to see your Cecil, should 
 you should you know her again ? 
 
 Fitz. (Recollecting.) Should I know her ? O 
 yes, yes ; were she to appear before me with her 
 golden ringlets playing luxuriantly about her face, 
 her ethereal form all clad in virgin white, and her 
 soft voice breathing those heavenly sounds which 
 
82 SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 still vibrate in my heart, Oh ! then, I could not 
 be mistaken in her but she is gone ! she is 
 there (pointing to the drawing of the Tomb in his 
 Cell) cold, cold and lifeless ! 
 
 Cecil. But were she living, now to clasp your 
 knees, as I do now, confess her fault, and with 
 a penitent and humble heart solicit your forgive- 
 ness, what would you do ? 
 
 Fitz. (Furiously.) Do ? I would strike the 
 wanton lifeless to rny feet ! 
 
 Cecil. Oh horrible ! 
 
 Fitz. No, no ; not if it give you pain no, 
 no ; if she could come again, the only vengeance 
 I would take, should be to clasp her to my heart, 
 and ratify the pardon she implored 
 
 Enter STANLY. 
 
 Stan. (To CECIL.) Your presence is immedi- 
 ately required in the adjoining chamber. 
 
 Fitz. Ah ! whither are you going? And can 
 you leave me too ? 
 
 Cecil. 1 will soon return, my Father. 
 
 Fitz. Father ! Father ! Ha, ha, ha ! 'tis long, 
 'tis very long, since I have heard that appellation, 
 and in such a tone repeat itO 1 repeat it ! 
 
 Cecil. Farewell, my Father ! 
 
 Fitz. Ha ! ha ! ha ! but you'll return ; O ! say 
 you will you have been too long away I cannot 
 longer live without you. 
 
 Cecil (Delighted.) O ! heard you that ? 
 
 Stan. Come, come ; but a few hours, and with 
 Heaven's assistance, all your distress will vanish, 
 (STANLYybrces CECIL gently off.) 
 
 Fitz. She's gone ; again she has abandon'd me 
 is this another dream ? once before, I thought I 
 saw a form resembling Cecil : I press'd her to my 
 
SMILES AND TEAKS. 83 
 
 heart : this very day, she sheltered me from ruf- 
 fiansbut, for all that, she is dead ; she's there! 
 (Points to the Tomb.) There, and my own 
 for ever ! O Cecil ! Cecil ! Cecil ! 
 
 [Exit into Ids Cell. 
 
 SCENE III. 
 
 An Apartment in the Asylum. 
 Enter Lord GLENTHORN. 
 
 Lord G, What have I heard ! am I myself in- 
 fected, or have I really beheld my Cecil, and her 
 frantic father? and could I view the frightful spec- 
 tacle occasioned by my crime, and not expire 
 upon the spot ! Inhuman Stanly ! were not the 
 agonies of remorse sufficiently acute, but you must 
 superadd this scene of horror ? should Cecil 
 scorn my unfeigned repentance, I have no re- 
 medy, no hope for this world or the next. 
 
 Enter STANLY and CECIL. 
 
 Stan. Grieve not, that you must leave him 
 now the impression given to his mind, will be a 
 powerful auxiliary in Lady Emily's plan ; while 
 you remain here, I will give orders for his im- 
 mediate conveyance to my house, and trust to 
 Providence, to crown our efforts with success. 
 
 [Exit STANLY. 
 
 Cecil. -Success ! alas ! I have not deserved it 
 but, my Father, whose life has been one scene 
 of pure unsullied goodness, for his sake,, Heaven 
 may extend its mercy, and change our present 
 misery, to joy unutterable (Lord GLENTHORN 
 timidly advances.) What do I see? Delaval, 
 
81 SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 here ! this shock at least might have been spared 
 me. 
 
 LordG. Cecil! 
 
 Cecil. Ah! leave me 'tis not my wish to 
 upraid you, Delaval, therefore leave me lest 
 suffering under anguish, great, sure, as ever hu- 
 man breast endured, I vent my feelings in re- 
 proach and bitterness. 
 
 Lord G. Spare me not, Cecil ; pour deepest 
 curses on my head I have deserved them all. 
 
 Cecil. No, Delaval ; in my acutest moments 
 of affliction, when scarcely mistress of my despe- 
 rate thoughts, I have recollected that you were 
 the father of my infant, and all my maledictions 
 have been changed to fervent prayers for your 
 repentance. 
 
 Lord G. Those prayers were heard, my Cecil : 
 truer contrition never touched a sinner's heart, 
 that that which Heaven has awakened here by 
 that remorse, and for our tender infant's sake, let 
 me conjure you 
 
 Cecil Delaval, desist ! nor, by appealing to a 
 mother's weakness, strive to shake a resolution 
 which is now irrevocable. 
 
 Lord G. At your suspicions of my sincerity, 
 Cecil, I have no right to feel offended your 
 worst reproaches cannot wound more keenly than 
 those of my own self-accusing conscience ! but 
 by my regenerated heart I swear, that every fu- 
 ture hour of my life shall prove my truth, every 
 faculty of my soul be bent to repair the wrong* 
 that I have done you, and bring back peace and 
 comfort to your heart. 
 
 Cecil. Peace ! O, cast a look within yon cell, 
 behold my father, driven to madness by my guilt, 
 then tell me where a wretch like me should look 
 for peace ! That your sentiments have undergone 
 a change so conducive to your future welfare, 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 85 
 
 Heaven knows how truly I rejoice ! for me, I 
 have imposed a sacred duty upon myself, to 
 which every instant, every thought, must be assi- 
 duously dedicated to your protection I dare now 
 assign our child ; it would have eased my afflicted 
 heart to have wept over him sometimes ; but to 
 comfort I have no claim, and even that sorrowful 
 consolation I will forego for his advantage re- 
 ceive him, Delaval ! teach him to shun the vices 
 which have destroyed our happiness, and never, 
 Oh ! never let him know the wretched being to 
 whom he owes existence ! 
 
 Lord G (Striking his forehead.) Fool 1 Fool ! 
 what a treasure hast thou cast away ! 
 
 [Exeunt severally. 
 
 SCENE IV. 
 
 d Room in Stantys House. 
 Enter O'DONOLAN and Sir H. CHOMLEY. 
 
 O'Don. Had I not sworn to renounce all jea- 
 lousy for the future, I should feel inclined to give 
 way to something like ill-humour, during this 
 separation frotrfLady Emily ; and how you can 
 be so composed under your privation, is to me 
 marvellous ! I'm sure I shan't be able to keep my 
 temper long. 
 
 Sir Hen. I tell you what, my friend, 'tis a de- 
 vilish bad one, and the sooner you get rid of it 
 the better ; but the truth is, I am too happy to 
 be out of humour at any thing that can happen 
 and had you employed yourself as I have done, 
 you would have had no leisure for irritability 
 the secret of happiness, is occupation, and the true 
 art of attaching man or woman, the constant en- 
 deavour to make yourself useful take my word 
 
86 SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 for it, a woman of spirit soon grows tired of a fel- 
 low who can do nothing but languish and look 
 soft there's too little variety in sighs and groans; 
 for, when you have breathed your longest Oh ! 
 you have reached your climax, and there's an end 
 of you. 
 
 O'Don. And how the devil can I help looking 
 soft! Well, that you should choose to walk into 
 a dirty lumber-room and tumble over fusty old 
 pictures and broken china, when you ought to 
 nave been elevated to the seventh heaven with 
 delight, is past my comprehension. 
 
 Sir Hen. I think it good policy to be concerned 
 as far as possible in every thing which gives plea- 
 sure to others ; and trifling as the circumstance 
 may appear, my having assisted in hunting out 
 the family pictures, if they should contribute to 
 Mr. Fitzharding's recovery, will not only ensure 
 me Lady Emily's good wishes, but 1 shall have 
 the satisfaction also of knowing, that I had some 
 little share in producing so desirable an event; 
 and I hope that's better than being, like you, 
 happy till you are quite miserable. 
 
 Enter Lady EMILY. 
 
 Lady E. Come, come ; every thing is in rea- 
 diness Fitzharding is arrived, and tho' hitherto 
 kept in total darkness, has been perfectly tran- 
 quilthe room that we have selected for our 
 scene of action, is, in every particular, restored 
 to the sarrie state it was in when he himself in- 
 habited this house. My own agitation is scarcely 
 less than that of Cecil j who, flushed with anxiety 
 and wild with hope, js looking mpre animatedly 
 beautiful than she could have done even in her 
 days of happiness pray come, for the moment 
 of trial is qt hand. 
 
SMILES AND TEARS. 87 
 
 Q'Don. Are there no more tables and chairs to 
 move then ? Ah, now, can't / make myself use- 
 ful by taking some sort of trouble ? 
 
 Lady E. I am afraid not, Colonel ; so for the 
 present, you must content yourself with being 
 merely ornamental. 
 
 O'Don. O then, that will suit me to a hair ; 
 for sure I can be that without any trouble at all. 
 
 [Exeunt. 
 
 SCENE V, 
 
 A Room in Stanly's House, hung with Pictures ; 
 a full length of Cecil, playing upon the Harp 
 occupies the centre: it is covered by a green 
 Cur taint 
 
 FITZHARDING, SfANLY, Lady EMILY, Sir H. 
 CHOMLEY, Mrs. BELMORE, and O'DONOLAN, 
 discovered. 
 
 Fitz. Yes, I remember now, 'twas there^ on 
 summer evenings I used to sit with one, too 
 dearly loved, and watch the sun-beams sparkling 
 in the stream. 
 
 Sir Hen. And shall again, I hope, Sir. 
 
 Fitz. Never, never ; she was snatched from 
 me by the damned artifices of a human fiend 
 Oh ! never, never ! 
 
 Stan, Stung by remorse, and eager to repair 
 the wrongs that he has done you he comes to 
 give her to your arms again, and crave your 
 blessing on their union. 
 
 Fitz. For shame, for shame ! falsehood but ill 
 becomes that silvered head. 
 
 Stan* By Heaven 
 
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SS SMILES AND TEARS. 
 
 Fitz. You mock me, Sir ; I tell you she is 
 dead Poor Cecil 1 Cold ! cold ! cold ! 
 
 Lady E. (Drawing back the curtain.) Has not 
 this portrait some resemblance to her ? 
 
 Fitz. Ha ! hide her, hide her ! she has shot 
 lightning thro* my veins ! and see, see, see, at her 
 command, the spirits of departed joys flit quickly 
 by, pointing .and grinning at me as they pass 
 Oh ! let me fly (as he is rushing off, she plays 
 and sings " Tears such as" &c.) Why, yes, 
 that voice! and yet, O, tell me, art thou real, or 
 sent by Hell to tantalize and torture me ? 
 
 Cecil. (Rising in the frame.) Oh! my belov- 
 ed father ! 
 
 Fitz. (In extacy.) Ha ! 't is not illusion for 
 by the thick pulsation of my heart, I feel 't is she, 
 my long-lost child, my much-loved, erring, and 
 forgiven Cecil ! (They rush into each other's arms, 
 then Cecil falls at his feet, and embraces his knees). 
 
 Lady E. This is a spectacle, on which even 
 Heaven smiles Repentance, kneeling at the 
 feet of Mercy ! (Ths Curtain falls, and the Play 
 concludes}. 
 
 THfi END. 
 
 Undon : Printed by B. 
 
 t, Covatt C*rufc 
 
IPILOGUE. 
 
 BY JAMES SMITH, ESQ. 
 SPOKEtf BY MR.LISTON, AS GOOSEQUILL THE POET, 
 
 Walks on disordered, then attempts to walk off. 
 
 They've fasten'd the door O Lord what shall I doi 
 I'll bolt thro' the other they've bolted that too ! 
 I'm hoarse 1'rrHiysteric I can't speak a nofe! 
 I really feel quite a lump in my throat 1 
 
 I'm Goosequill the Poet Lord ! don't look so queer; 
 If you doubt I'm a Poet why only look here 
 
 [Shews his ragged elbow.] 
 I lodge in Fleet Street, where they sell sassafras, 
 You must know the shop it is lit up with gas 
 From cellar to garret ; my bed-room can't hide me- 
 When I put on my night-cap, the whole parish 'spied met 
 
 As my cash wasn't ready for next quarter-day, 
 Says I, " What's to be done ?" Says my wife, " Write a play," 
 Oh Genius Dramatic ! thou sweetest of blisses j 1 
 
 It hits for a certain unless where it misses ! V 
 
 Ecod, its rare fun ! if it wasn't for hisses. ^ 
 
 When my play was fair copied top-heavy with joy all, 
 I walk'd thro' the Strand to the Theatre Royal. 
 I chanced, in my ramble, a fine girl to see 
 I lik'd her of course, and, of course, she lik'd me. 
 I wanted to-kiss her the devil take gas ! 
 My wife on the opposite side chanc'd to pass, 
 And seeing me, scream'd in a jezabel yell, 
 ' O ho ! Mr. Goosequill ! that's you ! very well I" 
 
 I took to my heels, and to Bow Street came soon, 
 Where a poor girl was had up for stealing a spoon. 
 Her friends were in tears - f it was all six and seven-- 
 There should have been twelve but she counted eleven. 
 The Justice was stern, and her heart seem'd to farther; 
 I didn't keep house, yet I offer'd to bail her,- 
 When a fur-coated buck, in a chimney-pot hat, 
 Cried, " Psha ! its the Maid and the Magpie, you fiat !" 
 
 How d'ye like Smiles and Tears? If you smile I'll be skittish 
 I'll dine at ihe Bedford ! FJ1 sup at the British ! 
 I'll buy Mrs. Goosequill a Frenchified bonnet j 
 I'll walk to Blackheath but I mustn't walk on it ! 
 I'm off! verbum sat ! Critics down with your rod : 
 If you damn Smiles and Tears, you will send me to quod, 
 I must quit my sky-parlour, to 'scape John Doe's clutches. 
 And bolt thro' the air like the Devil on Crutches I 
 

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