FARDOROUGHA THE MISER. Preparing for immediate Publication, in Monthly Parts, CHRONICLES OF BALLYMACRUISKEEX. Willi the Lives, Deaths, Marriages, anil other Misfortunes of its Inhabitants] By William Carleton. Lately Published, by the same Author, 1. Tales of Ireland, with Six Etchings by Brooke, 7s. Gd. 2. Father Butler and the Lough Derg Pilgrim. Second edition, 3s. '.ii. FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. WILLIAM CARLETON, Author of " Tales of Ireland," " Traits and Stories of the Irish Peasantry,* " Father Butler," &c. &c. DUBLIN WILLIAM CURRY, JUN. AND COMPANY, 9, UPPER SACKVILLE-STREET. 1839. Dublin: Printed by John S. Folds, 5, Bachelor's-walk. J «• TO JAMES M'CULLAGH, ESQ. F.T.C.D. M.K.I.A. AND PROFESSOR OF MATHEMATICS IN THE UNIVERSITY OF DUBLIN. «\ ^\ \ ^ My Dear M ; Cullagh, It is with the sincerest satisfaction that I avail myself of the present opportunity, and I only wish the <" occasion were more important, of inscribing to you this Volume of the " Convicts of Lisnamona." Indeed I feel great pride in doing so ; and this for many reasons. In the first place, your name is one which confers honour not only on our country, but on science itself, as well as on the University of which you are such an illustrious ornament ; add to this, the gratification I feel in your friendship, to me so warm and disinterested. These motives alone would be sufficient to induce me to place a name so eminent in the front of my book. But when I inform my readers that you and I are natives of the same county, it will be at once admitted that there is something peculiarly fit and appropriate in 157096 VI DEDICATION. dedicating this Volume to you, rather than to any one else. Apart, however, from other considerations, it is no common honour to have associated with a pro- duction so humble as this, the name of the first science scholar and profoundest mathematician that our country has ever produced — the name of a man whose unob- trusive character and modesty are equal to his great and extensive genius. Believe me to be, my dear M'Cullagh, Most affectionately and faithfully yours, W. CARLETON. PEE FACE. In consequence of the very favourable reception which the tale of Fardorougha the Miser met with in the pages of our admirable Irish Periodical, the Dublin University Magazine, I have been induced to submit it in a separate and collected form to a still wider circle of readers. This was rendered the more necessary, as much of the force and con- nection of the story was lost in consequence of its not having appeared with regularity in the con- secutive numbers of the Periodical I have mentioned. Most of the dramatis persona of the story are in point of fact drawn from life ; the chief character in it, that of the miser himself, is one to which I have never met any thing similar in books, yet I beg to assure the reader, that I have known and witnessed in real life most of the struggles between V1U PREFACE. avarice and affection which I have attempted to depict in the narrative. I knew the original well ; and many readers in the county of Louth will at once recognize the little withered old man, who always wore his great coat (cothamore) about his shoulders, and kept perpetually sucking in his cheeks while engaged in conversation. It is also true that he was nearly fourteen years married before he became a father ; his wife having borne him but one son, the only issue they ever had. It is indeed surprising to think how easy a thing it is to give to truth the appearance and impress of fiction. The miser's conduct at the residence of the County Treasurer who absconded with his money, is so well remembered, that it is now believed by the people that the descendants of that public delin- quent have never prospered since, in consequence of his curses. This will be the more easily under- stood by my readers, when they are informed, that it is the opinion of the lower Irish that a curse, when once uttered, must fall either upon the object of its malignity, or upon something else; and that it will hover seven years in the air, rather than fail in accomplishing some evil purpose analogous to that PREFACE. IX of him who uttered it — that is, when it cannot fulfil his intention upon the person against whom it was originally directed. With respect to his wife, I have only to say, that hy those who know as I do the qualities which prevail among the humble females of my country, her character will immediately be recognised as one which they have frequently witnessed. Honor O' Donovan is no creature of the imagination, but, on the contrary, a likeness faithful and true to the virtues of thousands whose glowing piety, meek endurance, and unexampled fortitude have risen triumphant over some of the severest trials of domestic life. Dear to my heart is the memory of the beloved being whose virtues are but faintly shadowed forth in the portrait of her which I have drawn. Oh, many a portrait of equal piety and purity is to be found under the humble roof of the Irish cottage and the Irish farm-house; for in no country on the earth, or among no class of females, could the eye of an observer discover greater truth, sincerer religion, or firmer principle, than among the wives and daughters of the Irish peasantry. We have indeed a right to be proud of our country- X PREFACE. women ; and ungenerous must the heart of any Irish writer he, who will neglect to record virtues that are so worthy of imitation. It is now some time since I have been before the public, and I consequently feel much anxiety as to the reception I may experience at its hands. I cannot forget, however, that it has hitherto treated me with great kindness ; and I earnestly hope that it will continue to manifest the same indulgence to one, whose greatest happiness has been that his humble efforts were deemed worthy of its good opinion. Dublin, June, 1839. FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. CHAPTER I. On a gentle declivity facing the south, and sheltered by a sharp Esker or land-ridge, lay the long, low, whitewashed farm-house of Fardorougha Donovan of Lisnamona. There was little of artificial ornament about the place, but much of the rough, heart-stirring wildness of nature, as it appeared in a strong, vigorous district, well cultivated, but without being tamed down by those finer and more graceful touches, which now-a-days mark the skilful hand of the scien- tific agriculturist. To the left waved a beautiful hazel glen, which gradually expanded into the meadows above mentioned. Up behind the house stood an ancient plantation of whitethorn, which, during the month of May, diffused its fragrance, its beauty, and its melody over the whole farm. The plam garden was B I FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, hedged round by the graceful poplar, whilst here and there were studded over the fields either single trees or small groups of mountain-ash, a tree still more beautiful than the former. The small dells about the farm were closely covered with blackthorn and holly, with an occasional oak shooting up from some little cliff, and towering sturdily over its lowly companions. Here grew a thick interwoven mass of dog-tree, and upon a wild hedge-row, leaning like a beautiful wife upon a rugged husband, might be seen supported by clumps of blackthorn, that most fra- grant and exquisite of creepers the delicious honey- suckle. Add to this the neat appearance of the farm itself, with its meadows and corn-fields waving to the soft sunny breeze of summer, and the reader may admit, that without possessing any striking features of pictorial effect, it would, nevertheless, be difficult to find an up-lying farm upon which the eye could rest with greater satisfaction. This brief description we deemed it necessary to give of a place which, however humble, will be found the scene of the darkest and tenderest passions of the human heart. It was on one of those nights in August, when the moon and stars shine through an atmosphere clear and cloudless with a mildness of lustre almost con- tinental, that a horseman, advancing at a rapid pace, turned off a remote branch of road up a narrow lane, and, dismounting before a neat whitewashed cottage, gave a quick and impatient knock at the door. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 6 Almost instantly, out of a small window that opened on hinges, was protruded a broad female face, sur- rounded, by way of nightcap, with several folds of flannel, that had originally been white. " Is Mary Moan at home ?" said the horseman. "For a maricle — ay!" replied the female; "who's dovm in the name o' goodness ?" " Why, thin, I'm thinkin' you'll be smilin' whin you hear it," replied the messenger. "The sorra one else than Honor Donovan, that's now marrid upon Fardorougha Donovan to the tune of thirteen year. Bedad, time for her, any how — but, sure it 'ill be good whin it comes, we're thinkin'." " Well, betther late than never — the Lord be praised for all his gifts, any how! Put your horse down to the mountin' stone, and I'll be wid you in half a jiffy, acushla." She immediately drew in her head, and ere the messenger had well placed his horse at the aforesaid stirrup, or mounting-stone, which is an indispensable adjunct to the midwife's cottage, she issued out, cloaked and bonneted; for, in point of fact, her practice was so extensive, and the demands upon her attendance so incessant, that she seldom, if ever, slept, or went to bed, unless partially dressed. And such was her habit of vigilance, that she ultimately became an illustration of the old Roman proverb, Non donnio omnibus; that is to say, she could sleep as sound as a top to every possible noise except a knock at the door, to which she might be said, during 4 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, the greater part of her professional life, to have been instinctively awake. Having ascended the mounting-stone, and placed herself on the crupper, the guide and she, while passing down the narrow and difficult lane, along which they could proceed but slowly and with cau- tion, entered into the following dialogue, she having first turned up the hood of her cloak over her bonnet, and tied a spotted cotton kerchief round her neck. "This," said the guide, who was Fardorougha Donovan's servantman, "is a quare enough business,' as some o' the nabours do be sayin' — marrid upon one another beyant thirteen year, an' ne'er a sign of a haporth till now. Why then begad it is quare." "Whisht, whisht," replied Molly, with an ex- pression of mysterious and superior knowledge ; " don't be spakin' about what you don't understand — sure, nuttin's impossible to God, avick — don't you know that?" " Oh, bedad, sure enough — that we must allow, whether or not; — still"' — "Very well; seein' that, what more have we to say, barrin' to hould our tongues. Childre sent late always come either for great good or great sarra to their paarents — an' God grant that this may be for good to the honest people — for indeed honest people they are, by all accounts. But what myself wonders at is, that Honor Donovan never once opened her lips to me about it. However, God's will be done ! The Lord send her safe over all her throubles, poor THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 5 woman ! And, now that we're out o' this thief of a lane, lay an for the bare life, and never heed me. I'm as good a horseman as yourself; and, indeed, I've a good right, for I'm an ould hand at it." " I'm thinkin','' she added, after a short silence, " it's odd I never was much acquainted with the Donovans. I'm tould they're a hard pack, that loves the money, honest as they are." " Faix," replied her companion, " let Fardorougha .alone for knowin' the value of a shillin'! — they're not in Europe can hould a harder grip of one." His master, in fact, was a hard frugal man, and his mistress a woman of somewhat a similar cha- racter: both were strictly honest, but, like many persons to whom God has denied offspring, their hearts had for a considerable time before been placed upon money as their idol; for, in truth, the affections must be fixed upon something, and we generally find that where children are denied, the world comes in and hardens by its influence the best and tenderest sympathies of humanity. After a journey of two miles they came out on a hay-track, that skirted an extensive and level sweep of meadow, along which they proceeded with as much speed as a pillionless midwife was capable of bearing. Ere arriving at the house they were met by Fardo- rougha himself, a small man, with dark, but well-set features, which being at no time very placid, ap- peared now to be absolutely gloomy, yet marked by strong and profound anxiety. 6 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, " Thank God!" he exclaimed on meeting them; " Is this Mary Moan ?" " It is — it is," she exclaimed : " how are all within ? — Am I in time ?" " Only poorly," he returned; "you are, I hope." The midwife, when they reached the door, got herself dismounted in all haste, and was about enter- ing the house, when Fardorougha, laying his hand upon her shoulder, said in a tone of voice tremulous with apprehension — " I need say nothing to you : what you can do you will do — but one thing I expect — if you see danger, call in assistance." " It's all in the hands o' God, Fardorougha, acushla: be as aisy in your mind as you can: if there's need for more help you'll hear it; so keep the man an' horse both ready." She then blessed herself, and entered the house, repeating a short prayer, or charm, which was sup- posed to possess uncommon efficacy in relieving cases of the nature she was theu called upon to attend. Fardorougha Donovan was a man of shrewd sense, and of strong, but not obvious or flexible feeling; that is to say, on strong occasions he felt accordingly, and exhibited very remarkable symptoms of the feel- ing that swayed him. In matters of a less important character, he was either deficient in sensibility alto- gether, or it affected him so slightly as not to be perceptible. What his disposition might have been, had his parental affections and domestic sympathies THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 7 been cultivated by the tender intercourse which sub- sists between a parent and his children, it is not easy to say. On such occasions many a new and delight- ful sensation — many a sweet trait of affection previ- ously unknown — and, oh! many, many a fresh im- pulse of rapturous emotion never before felt, — gushes out of the heart; all of which, were it not for the existence of ties so delightful, might have there lain, sealed up for ever. Where is the man who does not remember the strange impression of tumultuous de- light which he experienced on finding himself a hus- band 1 And who does not recollect that nameless eharm, amounting almost to a new sense, which per- vaded his whole being with tenderness and transport on kissing the rose-bud lips of his first-born babe / It is indeed by the ties of domestic life that the purity and affection and the general character of the human heart are best tried. What is there more beautiful than to see that fountain of tenderness multiplying its affections instead of diminishing them, according as claim after claim arises to make fresh demands upon its love. Love, and especially parental love, like jealousy, increases by what it feeds On. But, oh! from what an unknown world of exquisite enjoyment are they shut out, to whom Providence has not vouchsafed those beloved beings on whom the heart lavishes the whole fulness of its rapture! No wonder, that their own affections should wither in the cold gloom of disappointed hope, or their hearts harden into that moody spirit of worldly-mindedness which adopts for its offspring the miser's idol. 8 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, Whether Fardorougha felt the want of children acutely or otherwise, could not be inferred from any visible indication of regret on his part by those who knew him. His own wife, whose facilities of obser- vation were so great and so frequent, was only able to suspect in the affirmative. For himself he neither murmured nor repined, but she could perceive that after a few years had passed, a slight degree of gloom began to settle on him, and an anxiety concerning his crops, and his few cattle, and the produce of his farm. He also began to calculate the amount of what might be saved from the fruits of their united industry. Sometimes, but indeed upon rare occasions, his temper appeared incliniug to be irascible or impa- tient; but in general it was grave, cold, and inflexible, without any outbreaks of passion, or the slightest disposition to mirth. His wife's mind, however, was by no means so cold as his, nor so free from the traces of that secret regret which preyed upon it. She both murmured and repined, and often in terms which drew from Fardorougha a cool rebuke for her want of resignation to the will of God. As years advanced, however, ner disappointment became haras- sing even to herself, and now that hope began to die away, her heart gradually partoook of the cool worldly spirit which had seked upon the disposition of her husband. Though cultivating but a small farm, which they held at a smart rent, yet by the dint of frugality and incessant diligence they were able to add a little each year to the small stock of money which they THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. i> had contrived to put together. Still would the unhappy reflection that they were childless steal pain- fully and heavily over them; the wife would some- times murmur, and the husband reprove her, but in a tone so cool and indifferent that she could not avoid concluding that his own want of resignation, though not expressed, was at heart equal to her own. Each also became somewhat religious, and both remarkable for a punctual attendance upon the rites of their church, and that in proportion as the love of temporal things overcame them. In this manner they lived upwards of thirteen years, when Mrs. Donovan declared herself to be in that situation which in due time rendered the services of Mary Moan necessary. From the moment this intimation was given, and its truth confirmed, a faint light, not greater than the dim and trembling lustre of a single star, broke in upon the darkened affections and worldly spirit of Fardorougha Donovan. Had the announcement taken place within any reasonable period after his marriage, before he had become sick of disappoint- ment, or had surrendered his heart from absolute despair to an incipient spirit of avarice, it would no doubt have been hailed with all the eager delight of unblighted hope and vivid affection; but now a new and subtle habit had been superinduced, after the last cherished expectation of the heart had departed; a spirit of foresight and severe calculation descended on him, and had so nearly saturated his whole being, that he could not for some time actually determine 10 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, whether the knowledge of his wife's situation was more agreeable to his affection, or repugnant to the parsimonious disposition which had quickened his heart into an energy incompatible with natural bene- volence, and the perception of those tender ties which spring up from the relations of domestic life. For a considerable time this struggle between the two prin- ciples went on; sometimes a new hope would spring up, attended in the back-ground by a thousand affect- ing circumstances — on the other hand, some gloomy and undefinable dread of exigency, distress, and ruin, would wring his heart and sink his spirits down to positive misery. Notwithstanding this conflict be- tween growing avarice and affection, the star of the father's love had risen, and though, as we have already said, its light was dim and unsteady, yet the moment a single opening occurred in the clouded mind, there it was to be seen serene and pure, a beautiful emblem of undying and solitary affection struggling with the cares and angry passions of life. By degrees the husband's heart became touched by the hopes of his younger years, former associations revived, and remembrances of past tenderness, though blunted in a heart so much changed, came over him like the breath of fragrance that has nearly passed away. He began, therefore, to contemplate the event without foreboding, and by the time the looked for period arrived, if the world and its debasing influences were not utterly overcome, yet nature and the quick- ening tenderness of a father's feelings had made a THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. considerable progress in a heart from which they had been long banished. Far different from all this was the history of his wife since her perception of an event so delightful. In her was no bitter and obstinate principle subversive of affection to be overcome. For although she had in latter years sank into the painful apathy of a hope- less spirit, and given herself somewhat to the world, yet no sooner did the unexpected light dawn upon her, than her whole soul was filled with exultation and rapture. The world and its influence passed away like a dream, and her heart melted into a habit of tenderness at once so novel and exquisite, that she often assured her husband she had never felt true happiness before. Such are the respective states of feeling in which our readers find Fardorougha Donovan and his wife, upon an occasion whose consequences run too far into futurity for us to determine at present whether they are to end in happiness or misery. For a considerable time that evening before the arrival of Mary Moan, the males of the family had taken up their residence in an inside kiln, where, after having kindled a fire in the draught hole, or what the Scotch call the "logie," they sat and chatted in that kind of festive spirit which such an event uniformly produces among the servants of a family. Fardorougha him- self remained for the most part with them, that is to say, except while ascertaining from time to time the situation of his wife. His presence, however, was 12 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, only a restraint upon their good humour, and his niggardly habits caused some rather uncomplimentary epithets during his short visits of inquiry. It is cus- tomary upon such occasions, as soon as the mistress of the family is taken ill, to ask the servants to drink " an easy bout to the misthress, sir, and a speedy recovery — not forgettin' a safe landin' to the youngsther, and, like a Christmas compliment, many of them to you both! Whoo ! death alive, but that's fine stuff. Oh, be gorra, the misthress can't but thrive wid that in the house. Thank you, sir, an' wishin' her once more safe over her troubles ! — Divil a better mis- thress ever," &c. &c. &c. Here, however, there was nothing of the kind. Fardorougha's heart in the first instance was set against the expense, and besides, its present broodings resembled the throes of pain which break out from the stupor that presses so heavily upon the exhausted functions of life in the crisis of a severe fever. He could not, in fact, rest nor remain for any length of time in the same spot. With a slow but troubled step he walked backward and forward, sometimes uttering indistinct ejaculations and broken sentences, such as no one could understand. At length he ap- proached his own servants, and addressed the mes- senger, whose name was Nogher M'Cormick, " Nogher," said he, " I'm throubled." "Throubled! dad, Fardorougha, you ought to be a happy and a thankful man this night, that is, if God sinds the misthress safe over it, as I hope he will, plase goodness." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 13 I'm poor, Nogher, I'm poor, and here's a family comin'." " Faith, take care it's not sin you're committin' by spakin' as you're doin'." " But you know I'm poor, Nogher." " But I know you're not, Fardorougha; but I'm afraid, if God hasn't said it, that your heart's too much fixed upon the world. Be my faiks, it's on your knees you ought to be this same night, thankin' the Almighty for his goodness, an' not grumblin' an' sthreelin' about the place, flyin' in the face of God for sendin' you an' your wife a blessin' — for sure I hear the Scripther says that all childre's a bles- sin' if they're resaved as sich; 'an' vo be to the man', says Scripther, 'dat's born wid a millstone about his neck, esphishally if he's cast into the say.' I know you pray enough, but be me sowl, it hasn't improved your morals, or it's the misthress's health we'd be drinkin' in a good bottle of whiskey at the present time. Faix, myself wouldn't be much sur- prised if she had a hard twist in quensequence ; an' if she does, the fau't 's your own an' not ours, for we're willin' as the flowers of May to drink all sorts o' good luck to her." " Nogher," said the other, " it's truth a great dale of what you've said — may be all of it." "Faith, I know," returned Nogher, "that about the whiskey it's parfit gospel." " In one thing I'll be advised by you, and that is, I'll go to my knees and pray to God to set my heart 14 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, right, if it's wrong — I feel strange — strange, Nogher — happy, an' not happy." "You needn't go to your knees at all," replied Nogher, "if you give us the whiskey; or, if you do pray, be in airnest, that your heart may be inclined to give it." " You desarve none for them words," said Fardo- rougha, who felt that Nogher' s humour jarred upon the better feelings that were rising within him, — " you desarve none, and you'll get none — for the present at least, an' I'm only a fool for spakin' to you." He then retired to the upper part of the kiln, where in a dark corner he knelt with a troubled heart, and prayed to God. We doubt not but such readers as possess feeling, will perceive that Fardorougha was not only an object at this particular period of much interest, but also entitled to sincere sympathy. Few men in his cir- cumstances could, or probably would, so earnestly struggle with a predominant passion as he did, though without education, or such a knowledge of the world as might enable him, by any observation of the human heart in others, to understand the work- ings of his own. He had not been ten minutes at prayer when the voice of his female servant was heard in loud and exulting tones, calling out ere she approached the kiln itself — '•Fardorougha, ca icoul thu?* THiere's my * Where are you ? THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 15 footing masther ? Where's my arles ? — Come in — come in, you're a wantin' to kiss your son — the mis- thress is dyin' till you kiss your son." The last words were uttered as she entered the kiln. "Dyin'!" he repeated — " the misthress dyin' — oh, Susy, let a thousand childre go before her — dyin'! did you say dyin' ?" '* Ay did I, an' it's truth too, but it's wid joy she's dyin' to see you kiss one of the purtiest young boys in all the barony of Lisnamona — myself s over head and ears in love with him inready." He gave a rapid glance upwards, so much so, that it was scarcely perceptible, and immediately accom- panied her into the house. The child in the mean- time had been dressed, and lay on its mother's arm in the bed when its father entered. He approached the bedside and glanced at it — then at the mother who lay smiling beside it — she extended her hand to him whilst the soft tears of delight ran quietly down her cheeks. When he seized her hand he stooped to kiss her, but she put her other hand up and said — " No, no, you must kiss him first." He instantly stooped over the babe, took it in his arms, looked long and earnestly upon it, put it up near him, again gave it a long intense gaze, after * To pay one's footing means in Ireland to give a present to a servant for any agreeable circumstance or event that happens for theirs/ time ; or upon entering any particular place of an humble character in order to testify your approval of what you may see. 16 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, which he raised its little mouth to his own, and then imprinted the father's first kiss upon the fragrant lips of his beloved first-born. Having gently deposited the precious babe upon its mother's breast, he caught her hand, and imprinted upon her lips a kiss; — but to those who understand it we need not describe it — to those who cannot, we could give no adequate notion of that which we are able in no other way to describe than by saying that it would seem as if the condensed enjoyment of a whole life were concentrated into that embrace of the child and mother. When this tender scene was over, the midwife com- menced — " Well, if ever a man had rason to be thank " " Silence, woman," he exclaimed, in a voice which hushed her almost into terror. " Let him alone," said the wife, addressing her, "let him alone, I know what he feels." " No," he replied, " even you, Honora, don't know it — my heart, my heart went astray, and there, un- dher God and my Saviour, is the being that will be the salvation of his father." His wife understood him and was touched ; the tears fell fast from her eyes, and extending her hand to him, she said as he clasped it : " Sure, Fardorougha, the world won't be as much in your heart now, nor your temper so dark as it was V He made no reply, but placing his other hand over his eyes, he sat in that posture for some minutes. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 17 On raising his head the tears were running as if involuntarily down his cheeks. "Honor," said he, "I'll go out for a little — you can tell Mary Moan where any thing's to be had — let them all be trated so that they don't take too much — an' Mary Moan, you won't be forgotten." He then passed out, and did not appear for up- wards of an hour, nor could any one of them tell where he had been. "Well," said Honor, after he had left the room, "we're now married near fourteen years; and until this night I never see him shed a tear." "But sure, acushla, if any thing can touch a father's heart the sight of his first child will. Now keep yourself aisy, avourneen, and tell me where the whiskey an' any thing else that may be a wantin' is, till I give these crathurs of sarvints a dhrop of some- thing to comfort thim." At this time, however, Mrs. Donovan's mother and two sisters, who had for some hours previously been sent for, just arrived, a circumstance which once more touched the newly awakened chords of the mother's heart, and gave her that confidence which the pre- sence of " one's own blood," as the people express it, always communicates upon such occasions. After having kissed and admired the babe, and bedewed its face with the warm tears of affection, they piously knelt down, as is the custom among most Irish fami- lies, and offered up a short but fervent prayer of gratitude as well for an event so happy, as for her 18 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, safe delivery, and the future welfare of the mother and child. When this was performed, they set them- selves to the distribution of the blythe meat or groan- ing malt, a duty which the midwife transferred to them with much pleasure* this being a matter which, except in cases of necessity, she considers beneath the dignity of her profession. The servants were accord- ingly summoned in due time, and headed by Nogher, soon made their appearance. In events of this nature, servants in Ireland, and we believe every where else, are always allowed a considerable stretch of good- humoured license in those observations which they are in the habit of making. Indeed this is not so much an extemporaneous indulgence of wit on their part, as a mere repetition of the set phrases and tra- ditionary apothegms which have been long established among the peasantry, and as they are in general ex- pressive of present satisfaction and good wishes for the future, so would it be looked upon as churlishness, and in some cases a sign of ill-luck to neglect them on the part of the servants. "Now," said Honor's mother to the servants of both sexes, "now, childre, that you've aite a trifle, you must taste somethin' in the way of dhriuk. It would be too bad on this night, above all nights we've seen yet, not to have a glass to the little stranger's health, at all evints. Here, Nogher, thry this, avick — you never got a glass wid a warmer heart." Nogher took the liquor, his grave face charged with suppressed humour, and first looking upon his THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 19 fellow-servants with a countenance so droll yet dry that none but themselves understood it, he then directed a very sober glance at the good woman. " Thank you, ma'am," he exclaimed; "be goxty, sure enough if our hearts wouldn't get warm now, they'd never warm. A happy night it is for Fardo- rougha and the misthress, at any rate. I'll engage the stranger was worth waitin' for too. I'll hould a thrifle, he's the beauty o' the world this minnit — an' I'll engage it's breeches we'll have to be gettin' for him some o' these days, the darlin'. Well, here's his health, any way; an' may he" " Husht, arogorah!" exclaimed the midwife; "stop, I say — the tree afore the fruit, all the world over: don't you know, an' bad win to you, that if the sthranger was to go to-morrow, as good might come after him, while the paarent stocks are to the fore. The mother an' father first, acushla, an' thin the sthranger." " Many thanks to you, Mrs. Moan," replied Nogher, " for settin' me right — sure we'll know something ourselves whin it comes our own turn, plase goodness. If the misthress isn't asleep, by goxty, I'd call in to her, that I'm dhrinkin' her health." " She's not asleep," said her mother; " an' proud she'll be, poor thing, to hear you, Nogher." " Misthress!" he said in a loud voice, " are you asleep, ma'am ?" " No, indeed, Nogher," she replied, in a good- humoured tone of voice. 20 FARDOROTJGHA THE MISER; OR, " Well, ma'am," said Nogher, still in a loud voice, and scratching his head, "here's your health! an' now that the ice is bruk — be goxty, an' so it is sure," said he in an undertone to the rest — " Peggy, behave yourself," he continued to one of the servant-maids, " mockin's catchin': faix, you dunna what's afore yourself yet — beg pardon — I'm forgettin' myself — and now that the ice is bruk, ma'am," he resumed, " you must be dacent for the futher. Many a bottle, plase goodness, we'll have this way yet. Your health, ma'am, an' a speedy recovery to you — an' a sudden uprise — not forgettin' the masther — long life to him!" "What!" said the midwife, "are you forgettin' the sthranger ?" Nogher looked her full in the face, and opening his mouth, without saying a word, literally pitched the glass of spirits to the very bottom of his throat. " Beggin' your pardon, ma'am," he replied, " is it three healths you'd have me dhrink wid the one glass- ful ? — not myself, indeed; faix, I'd be long sorry to make so little of him — if he was a bit of a girsha* I'd not scruple to give him a corner o' the glass, but, bein' a young man, althers the case intirely — he must have a bumper for himself." " A girsha!" said Peggy, his fellow- servant, feel- ing the indignity just offered to her sex — " Why, thin, bad manners to your assurance for that same ! A girsha's as well intitled to a full glass as a gorsoon, any day." * Little girl. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 21 " Husht, a colleen, ' said Nogher good-humouredly, " sure, it's takin' patthern by sich a fine example you ought to be. This, Mrs. Moan, is the purty crature I was mentionin' as we came along, that intinds to get dovetailed wid myself some o' these days — that is, if she can bring me into good humour, the thief." " And if it does happen," said Peggy, " you'll have to look sharp afther him, Mrs. Moan. He's pleasant enough now, but I'll be bound no man 'ill know betther how to hang his fiddle behind the door* whin he comes home to us." " Well, acushla, sure he may, if he likes, but if he does, he knows what's afore him — not sayin' that he ever will, I hope, for it's a woful case whin it comes to that,-\ ahagur." " Faix, it's a happy story for half the poor wives of the parish that gov are in it," said Peggy, " sure, only for" "Be dhe husth, Vread, agus glak shogh — hould your tongue, Peggy, and taste this," said the mother of her misthress, handing her a glass : " If you in- tind to go together, in the name o' goodness fear God more than the midwife, if you want to have luck an' grace." • To leave his good humour behind him. f This refers to an opinion which was prevalent in Ireland with reference to the old class of midwives, viz : that in cases similar to Honora Donovan's, they possessed the power of trans- ferring the penally of woman's original guilt to the husband, if he chanced to be brutal. The wife merely giving birth to the offspring, the other bearing all the pain. In many parts of Ireland it is yet believed that they possess this power. 22 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, " Oh, is it all this ?" exclaimed the sly girl ; " faix, it'll make me hearty if I drink so much — bedeed it will. Well, misthress, your health, an' a speedy uprise to you — an' the same to the masther, not forgettin' the sthranger — long life an' good health to him!" She then put the glass to her lips, and after several small sips, appearing to be so many unsuccessful attempts at overcoming her reluctance to drink it, she at length took courage, and bolting it down, im- mediately applied her apron to her mouth, making at the same time two or three wry faces, gasping, as if to recover the breath which it did not take away from her. The midwife, in the mean time, felt that the ad- vice just given to Nogher and Peggy contained a clause somewhat more detrimental to her importance than was altogether agreeable to her; and to sit calmly under any imputation that involved a diminu- tion of her authority was not within the code of her practice. " If they go together," she observed, " it's right to fear God, no doubt; but that's no raison why they shouldn't pay respect to thim that can sane thim or otherwise." " Nobody says against that, Mrs. Moan," replied the other; " it's all fair, an' nothing else." " A midwife's nuttin' in your eyes, we suppose," rejoined Mrs. Moan; " but maybe there's thim be- longin' to you could tell to the conthrairy." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 23 " Oblaged to you, we suppose, for your sarvices — an' we're not denying that aither." " For me sarvices — maybe thim same sarvices warn't very sweet or treaclesome to some o' thim," she rejoined, with a mysterious and somewhat indig- nant toss of the head. " "Well, well," said the other in a friendly tone, " that makes no maxim one way or the other, only dhrink this — sure we're not goin' to quarrel about it, any how." ' ' God forbid, Honor More ; but sure it 'ud ill become me to hear my own carrecther — no, no, avourneen," she exclaimed, putting back the glass, " I can't take it this-a-way; it doesn't agree wid me; you must put a grain o' shugar an' a dhrop o' bilin' wather to it. It may do very well hard* for the servants, but I'm not used to that." " I herd that myself afore," observed Nogher, " that, she never dhrinks hard whiskey. "Well, myself never tasted punch but wanst, an' be goxty its great dhrink. Death alive, Honora More," he continued, in his most insinuating manner, "make us all a sup. Sure, blood alive, this is not a common night, afther what God has sint us; Fardorougha himself would allow you, if he was here; deed, bedad, he as good as promised me he would; an' you know we have the young customer's health to dhrink yet." " Throth, an' you ought," said the midwife; "the boy says nuttin' but the thruth — it's not a common • Pure, unmixed. 24 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, night; an' if God has given Fardorougha substance, he shouldn't begridge a little, if it was only to show a grateful heart." " Well, well," said Honora More — which means great Honora, in opposition to her daughter, Fardo- rougha's wife; this being an epithet adopted for the purpose of contra-distinguishing the members of a family -when called by the same name — "Well," said she, " I suppose it's as good. My own heart, dear knows, is not in a thrifle, only I have my doubts about Fardorougha. However, what's done can't be undone; so, once we mix it, he'll be too late to spake if he comes in, any way." The punch was accordingly mixed, and they were in the act of sitting down to enjoy themselves with more comfort when Fardorougha entered. As before, he was silent and disturbed, neither calm nor stern, but labouring, one would suppose, under strong feel- ings of a decidedly opposite character. On seeing the punch made, his brow gathered into something like severity : he looked quickly at his mother-in-law, and was about to speak, but pausing a moment, he sat down, and after a little time said in a kind voice — " It's right, it's right — for his sake, an' on his account, have it; but, Honora, let there be no waste." " Sure we had to make it for Mrs. Moan whether or not," said his mother-in-law — " she can't drink it hard, poor woman." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 25 Mrs. Moan, who had gone to see her patient, having heard his voice again, made her appearance with the child hi her arms, and with all the impor- tance which such a burthen usually bestows upon persons of her calling, " Here," said she, presenting him the infant, " take a proper look at this fellow. That I may never, if a finer swaddy ever crossed my hands. Throth if you wor dead to-morrow he'd be mistaken for you — your born image — the sorra thing else — eh, alanna — the Lord love my son — faix you've daddy's nose upon you, any how — an' his chin to a turn. Oh thin, Fardorougha, but there's many a couple rowlin' in wealth that 'ud be proud to have the likes of him; an' that must die and let it all go to strangers, or to them that doesn't care about them, 'ceptin' to get grabbin' at what they have, an' that think every day a year that they're above the sod. What ! manim-cm — kiss your child, man alive. That I may never, but he looks at the darlin' as if it was a sod of turf! Throth you're not worthy of havin' such a bully." Fardorougha, during this dialogue, held the child in his arms and looked upon it earnestly as before, but without betraying any visible indication of coun- tenance that could enable a spectator to estimate the nature of what passed within him. At length there appeared in his eye a barely perceptible expression of benignity, which, however, soon passed away, and was replaced by a shadow of gloom and anxiety. c 26 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, Nevertheless, in compliance with the commands ot the midwife, he kissed its lips, after which the ser- vants all gathered round it, each lavishing upon the little urchin those hyperbolical expressions of flattery, which, after all, most parents are willing to receive as something approximating to Gospel truth. "Bedad," said Nogher, "that fellow 'ill be the flower of the Donovans, if God spares him — be goxty, I'll engage he'll give the purty girls many a sore heart yet — he'll play the dickens wid 'em or I'm not here — awough ! do you hear how the young rogue gives tongue at that ; the sorra one o' the shaver but knows what I'm sayin'." Nogher always had an eye to his own comfort, no matter under what circumstances he might be placed. Having received the full glass, he grasped his master's hand, and in the usual set phrases, to which, how- ever, was added, much extemjwre matter of his own, he drank the baby's health, congratulating the parents in his own blunt way upon this accession to their happiness. The other servants continued to pour out their praises in terms of delight and astonishment at his accomplishments and beauty, each, in imitation of Nogher, concluding with a toast in nearly the same words. How sweet from other lips is the praise of those we love ! Fardorougha, who a moment before looked upon his infant's face with an unmoved countenance, felt incapable of withstanding the flattery of his own servants when uttered in favour of the child. His THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 2/ eye became complacent, and while Nogher held his hand, a slight pressure in return was proof sufficient that his heart beat in accordance with the hopes they expressed of all that the undeveloped future might bestow upon him. "When their little treat was over, the servants with- drew for the night, and Fardorougha himself, still labouring under an excitement so complicated and novel, retired rather to shape his mind to some defi- nite tone of feeling than to seek repose. How strange is life, and how mysteriously con- nected is the woe or the weal of a single family with the great mass of human society. We beg the reader to stand with us upon a low, sloping hill, a little to theleft of Fardorougha'shouse, and, after having solem- nized his heart by a glance at the starry gospel of the skies, to cast his eye upon the long whitewashed dwelling, as it shines faintly in the visionary distance of a moonlight night. How full of tranquil beauty is the hour, and how deep the silence, except when it is broken by the loud baying of the watch-dog, as he barks in sullen fierceness at his own echo ; or perhaps there is nothing heard but the sugh of the mountain river, as with booming sound it rises and falls in the distance, filling the ear of midnight with its wild and continuous melody. Look around and observe the spirit of repose which sleeps on the face of nature, think upon the dream of human life, and of fill inexplicable wonders which are read from day to I in that miraculous page — the heart of man. Neither 28 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, your eye nor imagination need pass beyond that hum- ble roof before you, in which it is easy to perceive by the lights passing at this unusual hour across the windows, that there is something added either to their joy or to their sorrow. There is the mother, in whose heart was accumulated the unwasted tenderness of years, forgetting all the past in the first intoxica- ting influence of an unknown ecstasy, and looking to the future with the eager aspirations of affection. There is the husband, too, in whose heart the lank devil of the avaricious — the famine-struck god of the miser, is even now contending with the almost extinguished love which springs up in a father's bosom on the sight of his first-born. Reader, who can tell whether the entrancing visions of the happy mother, or the gloomy anticipations of her apprehensive husband, are more prophetic of the destiny which is before their child? Many, indeed, and various are the hopes and fears felt under that roof, and deeply will their lights and shadows be blended in the life of the being whose claims are so strong upon their love. There, — for some time past the lights in the window have appeared less frequently, one by one we presume the inmates have gone to re- pose, not another gleam is visible, the last candle is ex- tinguished, and this humble section of the great family of man is now at rest, with the veil of a dark and fear- ful future unlifted before them. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 29 CHAPTER II. During the few days that intervened between our hero's birth and his christening, Fardorougha's mind was engaged in forming some fixed principle by which to guide his heart in the conflict that still went on between avarice and affection. In this task he imagined that the father predominated over the miser almost without a struggle; whereas, the fact was, that the subtle passion, ever more ingenious than the sim- ple one, changed its external character, and came out in the shape of affectionate forecast and provident regard for the wants and prospects of his child. This gross deception of his own heart he felt as a relief, for, though smitten with the world, it did not escape him that the birth of his little one, all its cir- cumstances considered, ought to have caused him to feel an enjoyment unalloyed by the care and regret which checked his sympathies as a parent. Neither was conscience itself altogether silent, nor the blunt remonstrances of his servants wholly without effect. Nay, so completely was his judgment overreached, that he himself attributed this anomalous state of feeling to a virtuous effort of Christian duty, and looked upon the encroachments which a desire of saving wealth had made on his heart, as a manifest proof of much parental attachment. He consequently loved his wealth through the medium of his son, and laid it down as a fixed principle that every act of par- 30 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, simony on his part was merely one of prudence, and had the love of a father and an affectionate considera- tion for his child's future welfare to justify it. The first striking instance of this close and griping spirit appeared upon an occasion which seldom fails to open, in Ireland at least, all the warm and gene- rous impulses of our nature. "When his wife deemed it necessary to make those hospitable preparations for their child's christening which are so usual in the country, he treated her intention of complying with this old custom, as a direct proof of unjustifiable folly and extravagance — nay, his remonstrance with her exhibited such remarkable good sense and prudence, that it was a matter of extreme difficulty to contro- vert it, or to perceive that it originated from any other motive than a strong interest in the true welfare of their child. " Will our wastin' meat and money, an' for that matther health and time on his christenin', aither give him more health, or make us love him betther, It's not the first time, Honor, that I've heard your- self make little of some of our nabours for goin' beyant their ability in gittin' up big christenins. Don't be foolish now thin when it comes to your own turn." The wife took the babe up, and after having gazed affectionately on its innocent features, replied to him in a voice of tenderness and reproof — " God knows, Fardorougha, an' if I do act wid folly, as you call it, in gettin' ready his christenin', surely, surely you oughtn't to blame the mother for that — THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 31 little I thought, acushla oge, that your own father 'ud begrudge you as good a christeniu' as is put over any other nabour's child. I'm afraid, Fardorougha, he's not as much iu your heart as he ought to be." " It's a poor proof of love for him, Honor, to put to the bad what may an' would be sarviceable to him hereafter. You only think for the present, but I can't forget that he's to be settled in the world, an' you know yourself what poor means we have of doin' that, an' that if we begin to be extravagant an' wasteful bekase God has sent him, we may beg wid him afore long." "There's no danger of us beggin' wid him. No," she continued, the pride of the mother having been touched, " my boy will never beg — no avourneen — you never will — nor shame or disgrace will never come upon him aither. Have you no trust in God, Far- dorougha ?" " God never helps them that neglect themselves, Honor." "But if it was plasing to his will to remove him from us, would you ever forgive yourself not let tin' him have a christenin' like another child?" rejoined the persevering mother. "The priest," replied the good man, "will do as much for the poor child as for the rich — there's but one saycrament for both — any thing else is waste, as I said, an' I won't give in to it. You don't considher that your way of it 'ud spend as much in one day as 'ud clothe him two or three years.'' 32 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, " May I never sin tliis day, Fardorouglia, but one 'ud think you're tired of him already. By not givin' in to what's dacent you know you'll only fret me — a thing that no man wid half a heart 'ud do to any woman supportin' a baby as I am — a fretted nurse makes a child sick, as Molly Moan tould you before she went, so that it's not on my own account I'm spakin', but on his — poor weeny pet — the Lord love him ! Look at his innocent purty little face, an' how can you have the heart, Fardorouglia 1 Come, avour- neen — give way to me this wanst — throth if you do, you'll see how I'll nurse him — an' what a darlin' lump o' sugar I'll have him for you in no time!" He paused a little at this delicate and affecting appeal of the mother, but except by a quick glance that passed from her to their child, it was impossible to say whether or not it made any impression on his heart, or in the slightest degree changed his reso- lution. "Well, well," said he, "let me alone now — I'll think of it — I'll turn it over an' see what's best to be done; do you the same, Honor, an' maybe your own sinse will bring you to my side of the question at last." The next day, his wife renewed the subject with unabated anxiety, but instead of expressing any change in her favour, Fardorouglia declined even to enter into it at all. An evasive reply was all she could extort from him, with an assurance that he would in a day or two communicate the resolution to which he might finally come. She perceived at once, that the case THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 33 was hopeless, and after one last ineffectual attempt to bring him round, she felt herself forced to abandon it. The child, therefore, much to the mother's mor- tification, was baptized without a christening, unless the mere presence of the godfather and godmother, in addition to Fardorougha's own family, could be said to constitute one. Our readers, perhaps, are not aware that a cause of deep anxiety hitherto unnoticed by us, operated with latent power upon Fardorougha's heart. But so strong in Ireland is the beautiful superstition — if it can with truth be termed so — that children are a blessing, only when received as such, that even though supported bv the hardest and most shameless of all vices — avarice, Fardorougha had not nerve to avow this most unnatural source of his distress. The fact, however, was, that to a mind so constituted, the apprehension of a large family, was in itself a consideration which he thought might, at a future period of their lives, reduce both him and his to starvation and death. Our readers mav remember Nogher M'Cormick's rebuke to him, when he heard Fardorougha allude to this; and so accessible was he then to the feeling, that on finding his heart at variance with it, he absolutely admitted his error, and prayed to God that he might be enabled to overcome it. It was therefore on the day subsequent to the bap- tism of young Connor, for so had the child been called after his paternal grandfather, that as a justification for his own conduct in the matter of the christening, he c 2 34 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, disclosed to his wife witli much reluctance and embar- rassment, this undivulged source of his fears for the future, alleging it as a just argument for his declining to be guided by her opinion. The indignant sympathies of the mother abashed, on this occasion, the miserable and calculating im- piety of the husband — her reproaches were open and unshrinking, and her moral sense of his conduct just and beautiful. " Fardorougha," said she, " I thought up to this time — to this day, that there was nothing in your heart but too much of the world; but now I'm afeard, if God hasn't sed it, that the devil himself s there. You're frettin' for fraid of a family — but has God sent us any but this one yit 1 No — an' I wouldn't be sur- prised if the Almighty would punish your guilty heart, by making the child he gave you, a curse, instead of a blessin'. I think as it is, he has brought little plea- sure to you for so far, and if your heart hardens as he grows up, it's more unhappy you'll get every day you live." "That's very fine talk, Honor; but to people in our condition, I can't see any very great blessin' in a houseful of childre. If we're able to provide for this one, we'll have rason to be thankful without wishin' for more." " It's my opinion, Fardorougha, you don't love the child." " Change that opinion then, Honor; I do love the child — but there's no needcessity for blowin' it about THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 35 to every one I meet. If I didn't love him, I wouldn't feel as I do about all the hardships that may be before him. Think of what a bad saison, or a failure of the crops, might bring us all to ! God grant that we mayn't come to the bag and staff before he's set- tled in the world at all, poor thing." "Oh, very well, Fardorougha, you may make your- self as unhappy as you like; for me, I'll put my trust in the Saviour of the world for my child. If you can trust in any one better than God, do so." "Honor, there's no use in this talk — it 'ill do nothing aither for him or us — besides, I have no more time to discoorse about it." He then left her, but as she viewed his dark in- flexible features ere he went, an oppressive sense of something not far removed from affliction weighed her down. The child had been asleep in her arms during the foregoing dialogue, and after his father had departed, she placed him in the cradle, and throwing the comer of her blue apron over her shoulder, she rocked him into a sounder sleep, sway- ing herself at the same time to and fro, with that inward sorrow, of which, among the lower classes of Irish females, this motion is uniformly expressive. It is not to be supposed, however, that, as the early graces of childhood gradually expanded (as they did) into more than ordinary beauty, the avarice of the father was not occasionally encountered in its progress by sudden gushes of love for his son. It was impos- sible for any parent, no matter how strongly the 36 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, hideous idol of mammon might sway his heart, to look upon a creature so fair and beautiful, without being frequently touched into something like affec- tion. The fact was, that as the child advanced to- wards youth, the two principles we are describing nearly kept pace one with the other. That the bad and formidable passion made rapid strides, must be admitted; but that it engrossed the whole spirit of the father, is not true. The mild and gentle character of the boy — his affectionate disposition, and the ex- traordinary advantages of his person, could not fail sometimes to surprise his father into sudden bursts of affection. But these, when they occurred, were looked upon by Fardorougha, as so many proofs that he still entertained for the boy love sufficient to jus- tify a more intense desire of accumulating wealth for his sake. Indeed, ere the lad had numbered thirteen summers, Fardorougha's character as a miser had not only gone far abroad through the neighbourhood, but was felt by the members of his own family with almost merciless severity. From habits of honesty, and a decent sense of independence, he was now de- graded to rapacity and meanness ; what had been prudence, by degrees degenerated into cunning; and he who when commencing life, was looked upon only as a saving man, had now become notorious for ex- tortion and usury. A character such as this, among a people of gene- rous and lively feeling like the Irish, is in every state of life the object of intense and undisguised abhor- THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 37 rence. It was with difficulty he could succeed in engaging servants, either for domestic or agricultural purposes; and, perhaps, no consideration, except the general kindness which was felt for his wife and son, would have induced any person whatsoever to enter into his employment. Honor and Connor did what in them lay to make the dependents of the family experience as little of Fardorougha's griping tyranny as possible. Yet with all their kind-hearted inge- nuity, and secret bounty, they were scarcely able to render their situation barely tolerable. It would be difficult to find any language, no mat- ter what pen might wield it, capable of pourtraying the love which Honor O' Donovan bore to her gentle, her beautiful, and her only son. Ah ! there, in that last epithet, lay the charm which wrapped her soul in him, and in all that related to his welfare. The moment she saw that it was not the will of God to bless them with other offspring, her heart gathered about him with a jealous tenderness, which trembled into agony at the idea of his loss. Her love for him, then multiplied itself into many hues, for he was in truth the prism, on which when it fell, all the varied beauty of its colours became visible. Her heart gave not forth the music of a single instrument, but breathed the concord of sweet sounds, as heard from the blended melody of many. Far diiferent from this were the feelings of Far- dorougha, on finding that he was to be the first and the last vouchsafed to their union. A single 157098 38 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, regret, however, scarcely felt, touched even him, when he reflected that if Connor were to be removed from them, their hearth must become desolate. But then came the fictitious conscience, with its nefarious calculations, to prove that in their present circum- stances, the dispensation which withheld others was a blessing to him that was given. " Even Connor himself," argued the miser, "will be the gainer by it, for what would my trifle of money be among so many ?" The pleasure, however, that is derived from the violation of natural affection, is never either full or satisfactory. The gratification felt by Fardorougha, upon reflecting that no further addition was to be made to their family, resembled that which a hungry man feels who dreams he is partaking of a luxurious banquet. Avarice, it is true, like fancy, was gratified; but the enjoyment, though rich to that particular pas- sion, left behind it a sense of emptiness, and an un- conscious remorse which gnawed his heart with a slow and heavy pain, that operated like a smothered fire, wasting what it preys upon, in secresy and darkness. In plainer terms, he was not happy, but so absorbed in the ruling passion — the pursuit of wealth, that he felt afraid to analyse his anxiety, or trace to its true source the cause of his own misery. In the mean time, his boy grew up the pride and ornament of the parish, idolized by his mother, and beloved by all that knew him. Limited and scanty was the education which his father could be prevailed THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 39 on to bestow upon him ; but there was nothing that could deprive him of his natural good sense, nor of the affections which his mother's love had drawn out and cultivated. One thing was remarkable in him, which we mention with reluctance, as it places his father's character in a frightful point of view; it is this, that his love for that father, was such as is rarely witnessed, even in the purest and most affec- tionate circles of domestic life. But let not our readers infer either from what we have written, or from any thing we may write, that Fardorougha hated this lovely and delightful boy; on the contrary, earth contained not an object, except his money, which he loved so well. His affection for him, however, was only such as could proceed fruin the dregs of a defiled and perverted heart. This is not saying much, but it is saying all. "What in him was parental attach- ment, would in another man, to such a son, be unfeel- ing and detestable indifference. His heart sank on con- templating even the pittance he allowed for Connor's education; and no remonstrance could prevail on him to clothe the boy with common decency. Pocket- money was out of the question, as were all those con- siderate indulgences to youth, that blunt, when timely afforded, the edge of early anxiety to know those amusements of life, which if not innocently gra- tified before passion gets strong, are apt to produce at a later period that giddy intoxication, which has been the destruction of thousands. When Connor, however, grew up, and began to think for himself, he 40 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, could not help feeling, that from a man so absolutely devoted to wealth as his father was, to receive even the slenderest proof of affection, was in this case no common manifestation of the attachment he bore him. There was still a higher and nobler motive. He could not close his ears to the character which had gone abroad of his father, and from that principle of generosity which induces a man, even when igno- rant of the quarrel, to take the weaker side, he fought his battles, until in the end he began to believe them just. But the most obvious cause of the son's attach- ment we have not mentioned, and it is useless to travel into vain disquisitions for that truth which may be found in the instinctive impulses of nature. He was Connor's father, and though penurious in every thing that regarded even his son's common comfort, he had never uttered a harsh word to him during his life, or denied him any gratification which could be had without money. Nay, a kind word, or a kind glance, from Fardorougha, fired the son's resentment against the world which traduced him ; for how could it be otherwise, when the habitual defence made by him when arraigned for his penury, was an anxiety to provide for the future welfare and independence of his son. Many characters in life appear difficult to be understood, but if those who wish to analyse them only consulted human nature, instead of rushing into far-fetched theories, and traced with patience the effect which interest, or habit, or inclination is apt to THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 41 produce on men of a peculiar temperament, when placed in certain situations, there would be much less difficulty in avoiding those preposterous exhibitions which run into caricature, or outrage the wildest com- binations that can be formed from the common ele- ments of humanity. 42 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, CHAPTER III. We shall beg our readers to suppose that young Connor is now twenty-two years of age, and request them, besides, to prepare for the gloom which is about to overshadow our story. We have already stated that Fardorougha was not only an extortioner but a usurer. Now, as some of our readers may be surprised that a man in his station of life could practise usury, or even extortion, to any considerable extent, we feel it necessary to inform them, that there exists among Irish farmers a class of men who stand, with respect to the surrounding poor and improvident, in a position precisely analo- gous to that which is occupied by a Jew or money- lender among those in the higher classes who borrow and are extravagant upon a larger scale. If, for instance, a struggling small farmer have to do with a needy landlord or an unfeeling agent, who threatens to seize or eject if the rent be not paid up to the day, perhaps this small farmer is forced to borrow from one of those rustic Jews the full amount of the gale; for this he gives him at a valuation dictated by the lender's avarice and his own distress, the oats, or potatoes, or hay, which he is not able to dispose of in sufficient time to meet the demand that is upon him. This property the miser draws home, and stacks, or houses until the markets are high, when he disposes of it at a price which often secures for THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 43 liim a profit amounting to one-third, and occasionally one-half above the sum lent, upon which, in the mean time, interest is accumulating. For instance, if the accommodation be twenty pounds, property to that amount at a ruinous valuation is brought home by the accommodator. This perhaps sells for thirty, thirty-five, or forty pounds, so that deducting the labour of preparing it for market, there is a gain of fifty, seventy-five, or an hundred per cent., besides, probably, ten per cent, interest, which is altogether distinct from the former. This class of persons will also take a joint promissory note, or, in fact, any collateral security they know to be valid; and if the contract be not fulfilled, they immediately pounce upon the guarantee. They will, in fact, as a mark of their anxiety to assist a neighbour in distress, re- ceive a pig from a widow, or a cow from a struggling small farmer, at thirty or forty per cent, beneath its value, and claim the merit of being a friend into the bargain. Such men are bitter enemies to paper money, especially to notes issued by branch banks, which they never take in payment. It is amusing, if a person could forget the distress which occasions the scene, to observe one of these men producing an old stocking, or a long black leathern purse, or a calf-skin pocket-book with the hair on, and counting down, as if he gave out his heart's blood drop by drop, the specific sum, uttering at the same time a most lugu- bi-ious history of his own poverty, and assuring the poor wretch he is fleecing, that if he (the miser) gives 44 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, way to his good nature, lie must ultimately become the victim of his own benevolence. In no case, how- ever, do they ever put more in the purse or stocking than is just then wanted, and sometimes they will pre- tend to be short a guinea or ten shillings, which they borrow from a neighbour, or remit to the unfortunate dupe in the course of the day. This they do in order to enhance the obligation, and give a distinct proof of their poverty. Let not, therefore, the gentlemen of the Minories, nor our P s and our M s nearer home, imagine for a moment that they engross the spirit of rapacity and extortion to themselves. To the credit of the class, however, to which they belong, such persons are not so numerous as formerly, and to the still greater honour of the peasantry be it said, the devil himself is not hated with half the detestation which is borne them. In order that the reader may understand our motive for introducing such a descrip- tion as that we have now given, it will be necessary for us to request him to accompany a stout, well-set young man, named Bartle Flanagan, along a green ditch, which, planted with osiers, leads to a small meadow belonging to Fardorougha Donovan. In this meadow his son Connor is now making hay, and on seeing Flanagan approach, he rests upon the top of his rake, and exclaims in a soliloquy: — "God help you and yours, Bartle — if it was in huj power, I take God to witness, I'd make up wid a willin' heart for all the hardship and misfortune my father brought upon you all." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 45 He then resumed his labour, in order that the meet- ing between him and Bartle might take place with less embarrassment, for he saw at once that the former was about to speak to him. "Isn't the weather too hot, Connor, to work bare- headed. I think you ought to keep on your hat. "Bartle, how are you — off or on, it's the same thing; hat or no hat, it's broilin' weather, the Lord be praised ; what news, Bartle V* "Not much, Connor, but what you know — a family that was strugglin' but honest, brought to dissolation. We're broken up ; my father and mother's both livin' in a cabin they took from Billy Nultyj Mary and Ahck's gone to sarvice, an' myself's just on my way to hire wid the last man I ought to go to — your father; that is, supposin' we can agree." "As heaven's above me, Bartle, there's not a man in the county this day sorrier for what has happened than myself. But the truth is, that when my father heard of Tom Grehan, that was your security, havin' gone to America, he thought every day a month till the note was due. My mother an' I did all we could, but you know his temper ; 'twas no use. God knows, as I said before, I'm heart sorry for it." "Every one knows, Connor, that if your mother an' you had your way an' will, your father wouldn't be sich a screw as he is." "In the mean time, don't forget that he is my father, Bartle, an' above all things, remember that I'll allow no man to speak disparagingly of him in my presence." 40 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, "I believe you'll allow, Connor, that he was a scourge an' a curse to us, an' that none of us ought to like a bone in his skin." "It couldn't be expected you would, Bartle; but you must grant, after all, that he was only recoverin' his own. Still, when you know what ray feeling is upon the business, I don't think it's generous in you to bring it up between us." "I could bear his harashin' us out of house an' home," proceeded the other, "only for one thought that still crasses in an me." "What is that, Bartle ? — God knows I can't help feelin' for you," he added, smote with the desolation which his father had brought upon the family. "He lent us forty pounds," proceeded the young man ; " and when he found that Tom Grehan, our security, went to America, he came down upon us the minute the note was due, canted all we had at half price, and turned us to starve upon the world ; now, I could bear that, but there is one thing " "That's twice you spoke about that one thing," said Connor, somewhat sharply, for he felt hurt at the obstinacy of the other, in continuing a subject so distressing to him; "but, "he continued, in a milder tone, "tell me, Bartle, for goodness' sake, what it is, an' let us put an' end to the discoorse. I'm sure it must be unpleasant to both of us." "It doesn't signify," replied the young man, in a desponding voice — "she's gone ; it's all over wid me there; I'm a beggar — I'm a beggar." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 47 " Bartle," said Connor, taking his hand, "you're too much down-hearted; come to us, but first go to my father; I know you'll find it hard to deal with him. Never mind that, whatever he offers you, close with him, an' take my word for it that my mother and I between us, will make you up dacent wages; an' sorry I am that it's come to this with you, poor fellow." Bartle's cheek grew pale as ashes; he wrung Connor's hand with all his force, and fixed an un- shrinking eye on him as he replied — "Thank you, Connor, noio — but I hope I'll live to thank you better yet, and if I do, you needn't thank me for any return I may make you or yours. I will close wid your father, an' take whatsomever he'll offer me; for Connor," and he wrung his hand again — "Connor O'Donovan, I haven't a house or home this day, nor a place under God's canopy where to lay my head, except upon the damp floor of my father's naked cabin. Think of that, Connor, an' think if I can forget it; still," he added, "you'll see, Connor — Connor, you'll see koto Til forgive it." "It's a credit to yourself to spake as you do," replied Connor: "call this way after seein' my father, an' let me know what's done; an' I hope, Bartle, you an' I will have some pleasant days together." "Ay, an' pleasant nights too, I hope," replied the other ; " to be sure I'll call ; but if you take my ad- vice, you'd tie a hankerchy about your head: it's mad hot, an' enough to give one a faver, bareheaded." 48 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, Having made this last observation, he leaped across a small drain that bounded the meadow, and pro- ceeded up the fields to Fardorougha's house. Bartle Flanagan was a young man about five feet six in height, but of a remarkably compact and ath- letic form. His complexion was dark, but his coun- tenance open, and his features well set and regular. Indeed, his whole aspect might be termed bland and prepossessing. If he ever appeared to disadvan- tage, it was whilst under the influence of resentment, during which his face became pale as death, nay, almost livid, and, as his brows were strong and black, the ^contrast between them and his complexion changed the whole expression of his countenance into that of a person whose enmity a prudent man would avoid. He was not quarrelsome, however, nor sub- ject to any impetuous bursts of passion; — his resent- ments, if he retained any, were either dead or silent, or at all events, so well regulated that his acquaint- ances looked upon him as a young fellow of a good- humoured and friendly disposition. It is true, a hint had gone abroad that on one or two occasions he was found deficient in courage; but as the circumstances referred to were rather unimportant, his conduct by many was attributed rather to good sense and a dis- inclination to quarrel on frivolous grounds, than to posi- tive cowardice. Such he was, and such he is, now that he has entered upon the humble drama of our story. On arriving at Fardorougha's house, he found that THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 49 worthy man at dinner, upon potatoes and a cold bone of bacon. He had only a few minutes before returned from the residence of the County Treasurer, with whom he went to lodge, among other sums, that which was so iniquitously wrung from the ruin of the Flanagans. It would be wrong to say that he felt in any degree embarrassed on looking into the face of one whom he had so oppressively injured. The re- covery of his usurious debts, no matter how merciless the process, he considered only as an act of strict justice to himself, for his conscience having long ago outgrown the perception of his own inhumanity, now only felt compunction when death or the occasional insolvency of a security defeated his rapacity. When Bartle entered, Fardorougha and he surveyed each other with perfect coolness for nearly half a minute, during which time neither uttered a word. The silence was first broken by Honor, who put for- ward a chair, and asked Flanagan to sit down. " Sit down, Bartle," said she, " sit down, boy ; an' how is all the family V "'Deed, can't complain," replied Bartle, "as times goes; an' how are you, Fardorougha? although I need'nt ax, you're takin' care of number one, any how, what you always did." "I'm middlin', Bartle, middlin'; as well as a man can be that has his heart broke every day in the year, strivin' to come by his own, an' can't do it; but I'm a fool, an' ever was — sarvin' others an' ruinin' myself." 50 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, " Bartle," said Mrs. Donovan, " are you unwell, dear 1 you look as pale as death. Let me get you a drink of fresh milk." " If he's weak," said Fardorougha, " an' he looks weak, a drink of fresh wather 'ud be betther for him , ever an' always a drink of wather for a weak man, or a weak woman aither; it recovers them sooner." "Thank you, kindly, Mrs. Donovan, an' I'm oblaged to you, Fardorougha, for the wather ; but I'm not a bit weak; it's only the heat o' the day ails me — for sure enough it's broilin' weather." "'Deed it is," replied Honor, " killin' weather to them that has to be out undher it." " If it's good for nothin' else, it's good for the hay- makin'," observed Fardorougha. "I'm tould, Misther Donovan," said Bartle, "that you want a sarvint man ; now, if you do, I want a place, an' you see I'm comin' to you to look for one." " Heaven above, Bartle," exclaimed Honor, " what do you mane 1 is it one of Dan Flanagan's sons goin' to sarvice ?" " Not one, but all o' them," replied the other, coolly, " an' his daughters too, Mrs. Donovan ; but it's all the way o' tbe world. If Misther Donovan 'ill hire me, I'll thank him." " Don't be Misther in me, Bartle ; Misther them that has manes an' substance," returned Donovan. "Oh God forgive you, Fardorougha," exclaimed his honest and humane wife; " God forgive you ! THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 51 Bartle, from my heart, from the core o' my heart I pity you, my poor boy. An' is it to this Fardorougha you've brought them ? — Savour o' the world !" She fixed her eyes upon the victim of her husband's extortion, and in an instant they were filled with tears. " What did I do," said the latter, "but strive to recover my own ? How could I afford to lose forty pounds ? An' I was tould for sartin that your father knew Grehan was goin' to Ameriky when he got him to go security. Whisht, Honor, you're as foolish a woman as riz this day; havn't you your sins to cry for?" " God knows I have, Fardorougha, an' more than my own to cry for." " I dar say you did hear as much," said Bartle, quietly replying to the observation of Fardorougha respecting his father; "but you know it's a folly to talk about spilt milk. If you want a sarvint I'll hire; for, as I said a while agone, I want a place, an' except wid you I don't know where to get one." "If you come to me," observed the other, "you must go to your duty, an' obsarve the fast days — but not the holidays." " Sarvints isn't oblaged to obsarve the fast days," replied Bartle. " But I always put it in the bargain," returned the other. "As to that," said Bartle, " I don't much mind it. Sure it'll be for the good o' my sowl, any way. Bat, what wages will you be givin' ?" 52 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, "Thirty shillins every half-year ; — that's three pounds, — sixty shillins a-year. A great deal of money. — I'm sure I dunna where it's to come from." " It's very little for a year's hard labour," replied Bartle; "but little as it is, Fardorougha, owin' to what has happened betwixt us, believe me — an' you may believe me — I'm right glad to take it." " Well, but Bartle, you know there's fifteen shillins of the ould account still due, an' you must allow it out o' your wages; if you don't, it's no bargain." Bartle's face became livid ; but he was perfectly cool; — indeed so much so that he smiled at this last condition of Fardorougha. It was a smile, however, so ghastly, dark, and frightful, that, by any person capable of tracing the secret workings of some deadly passion on the countenance, its purport could not have been mistaken. "God knows, Fardorougha, you might let that pass, — considher that you've been hard enough upon us." " God knows I say the same," observed Honor. "Is it the last drop o' the heart's blood you want to squeeze out, Fardorougha ?" " The last drop ! What is it but my right ? Am I robbin' him ? Isn't it due ? Will he, or can he deny that ? An' if it's due, isn't it but honest in him to pay it ? They're not livin' can say J ever defrauded them of a penny. I never broke a bargain, an' yet you open on me, Honor, as if I was a rogue ! If I hadn't that boy below to provide for, an' settle THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 53 in the world, what 'ud I care about money ? It's for his sake I look afther my right." "I'll allow the money," said Bartle. " Fardorougha's right ; it's due, an I'll pay him — ay will I, Fardo- rougha, settle wid you to the last farden, or beyant it, if you like." " I wouldn't take a farden beyant it, in the shape of debt. Them that's decent enough to make a pre- sent — may, — for that's a horse of another colour." "When will I come home ?" inquired Bartle. "You may stay at home, now that you're here," said the other. " An' in the mane time, go an' help Connor to put that hay in lap-cocks. Any thing you want to bring here you can bring afther your day's work to-night." " Did you ate your dinner, Bartle," said Honor; "bekase if you didn't I'll get you something." " It's not to this time o' day he'd be without his dinner, I suppose," observed his new master. " You're very right, Fardorougha," rejoined Bartle; "I'm thankful to you, ma'am, I did ate my dinner." "Well, you'll get a rake in the barn, Bartle," said his master; " an' now tramp down to Connor, an' I'll see how you'll handle yourselves, both o' you, from this till night." Bartle accordingly proceeded towards the meadow, and Fardorougha, as was his custom, throwing his great coat loosely about his shoulders, the arms dangling on each side of him, proceeded to another part of his farm. 54 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, Flanagan's step, on his way to join Connor, was slow and meditative. The kindness of the son and mother touched him; for the line between their disposition and Fardorougha's was too strong and clear to allow the slightest suspicion of their partici- pation in the spirit which regulated his life. The father, however, had just declared that his anxiety to accumulate money arose from a wish to settle his son independently in life; and Flanagan was too slightly acquainted with human character to see through this flimsy apology for extortion. He took it for granted that Fardorougha spoke truth, and his resolution re- ceived a bias from the impression, which, however, his better nature determined to subdue. In this un- certain state of mind he turned about almost instinc- tively, to look in the direction which Fardorougha had taken, and as he observed his diminutive figure creep- ing along, with his great coat about him, he felt that the very sight of the man who had broken up their hearth and scattered them on the world, filled his heart with a deep and deadly animosity that occa- sioned him to pause as a person would do who finds himself unexpectedly upon the brink of a precipice. Connor, on seeing him enter the meadow with the rake, knew at once that the terms had been concluded between them; and the excellent young man's heart was deeply moved at the destitution which forced Flanagan to seek for service with the very individual who had occasioned it. "I see, Bartle," said he, "you have agreed." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 03 "We have," replied Bartle. "But if there had been any other place to be got in the parish— (an' indeed only for the state I'm in) — I wouldn't have hired myself to him for nothing, or for next to nothing, as I have done." " Why, what did he promise ?" " Three pounds a year, an' out o' that I'm to pay him fifteen shillins that my father owes him still." " Close enough, Bartle, but don't be cast down; I'll undertake that my mother an' I will double it, — an' as for the fifteen shillins I'll pay them out o' my own p 0C k e t — when I get money. I needn't tell you that we're all kept upon the tight crib, and that little cash goes far with us; for all that we'll do what I promise, go as it may." " It's more than I ought to expect, Connor ; but yourself and your mother, all the counthry would put their hands undher both your feets." "I would give a great dale, Bartle, that my poor father had a little of thefeelin' that's in my mother's heart; but it's his way, Bartle, an' you know he's my father, an' has been kinder to me than to any livin' creature on this earth. I never got a harsh word from him vet. An' if he kept me stinted in many things that I was entitled to as well as other persons like me, still, Bartle, he loves me, an' I can't but feel great affection for him, love the money as he may." This was spoken with much seriousness of manner, not unmingled with somewhat of regret, if not of sor- row. Bartle fixed his eye upon the fine face of his • r >6 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, companion, with a look in which there was a charac- ter of compassion. His countenance, however, while he gazed on him, maintained its natural colour — it was not pale. " I am sorry, Connor," said he slowly, " I am sorry that I hired wid your father." "An' I'm glad of it," replied the other; "why should you be sorry ?" Bartle made no answer for some time, but looked into the ground, as if he had not heard him. "Why should you be sony, Bartle 1" Nearly a minute elapsed before his abstraction was broken. "What's that?" said he at length: "What were you askin' me ?" " You said you were sorry." "Oh ay !" returned the other, interrupting him; " but I didn't mind what I was sayin': 'twas thinkin' o' somethin' else I was — of home, Bartle, an' what we're brought to; but the best way's to dhrop all discoorse about that for ever." "You'll be my friend if you do," said Connor. "I will, then," replied Bartle : "we'll change it. Connor, were you ever in love ?" O' Donovan turned quickly about, and, with a keen glance at Bartle, replied, "Why, I don't know: I believe I might, once or so." " I am," said Flanagan bitterly; "I am, Connor." " An' who's the happy crature, will you tell us ?" "No," returned the other; " but if there's a wish THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 5/ that I'd make against my worst enemy, 'twould be, that he might love a girl above his manes; or if he was her aquil, or even near her aquil, that he might be brought" he paused, but immediately pro- ceeded, " Well, no matter; I am indeed, Connor." " An' is the girl fond o' you 1" " I don't know; my mind was made up to tell her; but it's past that now; I know she's wealthy and proud both, and so is all her family." " How do you know she's proud when you never put the subject to her ?" " I'm not sayin' she's proud in one sinse; wid respect to herself, I believe she's humble enough; I mane, she doesn't give herself many airs, but her people's as proud as the very sarra, an' never match below them; still, if I'd opportunities of bein' often in her company, I'd not fear to trust to a sweet tongue for comin' round her." " Never despair, Bartle," said Connor; " you know the old proverb, ' a faint heart;' however, settin' the purty crature aside, whoever she is, I think if we divided ourselves — you to that side, and me to this — we'd get this hay lapp'd in half the time; or do you take which side you plase." "It's a bargain," said Bartle; "I don't care a trawneen: I'll stay where I am, thin, an' do you go beyant: let us hurry, too, for, if I'm not mistaken, it's too sultry to be long without rain; the sky, too, is gettin' dark." d2 58 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, " I obsarved as much myself," said Connor; "an' that was what made me spake." Both then continued their labour with redoubled energy, nor ceased for a moment until the task was executed, and the business of the day concluded. Flanagan's observation was indeed correct, as to the change in the day and the appearance of the sky. From the hour of five o'clock the darkness gradually deepened, until a dead black shadow, fearfully still and solemn, wrapped the whole horizon. The sun had altogether disappeared, and nothing was visible in the sky but one unbroken mass of darkness, unre- lieved even by a single pile of clouds. The animals, where they could, had betaken themselves to shelter; the fowls of the air sought the covert of the hedges, and ceased their songs; the larks fled from the mid heaven; and occasionally might be seen a straggling bee hurrying homewards, careless of the flowers which tempted him in his path, and only anxious to reach his hive before the deluge should overtake him. The stillness indeed was awful, as was the gloomy veil which darkened the face of nature, and filled the mind with that ominous terror which presses upon the heart like a consciousness of guilt. In such a time, and under the aspect of a sky so much resem- bling the pall of death, there is neither mirth nor laughter, but that individuality of apprehension, which, whilst it throws the conscience in upon its own records, and suspends conversation, yet draws man to his fellows, as if mere contiguity were a safe- guard agaLst danger. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 59 The conversation between the two young men as they returned from their labour, was short but ex- pressive. " Bartle," said Connor, " are you afeard of thun- dlier? The rason I ax," he added, " is, becase your face is as white as a sheet." " I have it from my mother," replied Flanagan; " but at all evints such an evenin' as this is enough to make the heart of any man quake." " I feel my spirits low, by rason of the darkness, but I'm not afraid. It's well for them that have a clear conscience : they say, that a stormy sky is the face of an angry God" " An' the thundher his voice," added Bartle: "but why are the brute bastes an' the birds afraid, that commit no sin ?" " That's thrue," said his companion; " it must be natural to be afraid, or why would they indeed ? — but some people are naturallymore timersome than others." " I intinded to go home for my other clo'es an' linen this evenin'," observed Bartle, " but I won't go out to night." "I must thin," said Connor; " an', with the blessin' o' God, will too, come what may." " Why, what is there to bring you out, if it's a fair question to ax ?" inquired the other. "A promise, for one thing; an' my own inclina- tion — my own heart, that's nearer the truth — for another. It's the first meetin' that I an' her I'm goin' to ever had." 60 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, " Thighum, Thighwm, I undlier stand," said Flana- gan: "well, I'll stay at home; but, sure it's no harm to wish you success — an' that, Connor, is more than Til ever have where I wish for it most." This closed their dialogue, and both entered Far- dorougha's house in silence. Up until twilight the darkness of the dull and heavy sky was unbroken; but towards the west there was seen a streak whose colour could not be deter- mined as that of blood or fire. By its angry look, it seemed as if the sky in that quarter were about to burst forth in one awful sweep of conflagration. Connor observed it, and very correctly anticipated the nature and consequence of its appearance; but what will not youthful love dare and overcome / With an undismayed heart he set forward on his journey, which we leave him to pursue, and beg per- mission, meanwhile, to transport the reader to a scene distant about two miles farther towards the inland part of the country. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. CHAPTER IV. The dwelling of Bodagh Buie O'Brien, to which Connor is now directing his steps, was a favourable specimen of that better class of farm-houses inha- bited by our more extensive and wealthy agricul- turists. It was a large, whitewashed, ornamentally thatched building, that told by its external aspect of the good living, extensive comfort, and substantial opulence which prevailed within. Stretched before its hall-door was a small lawn, bounded on the left by a wall that separated it from the farm-yard into which the kitchen-door opened. Here were stacks of hay, oats, and wheat, all upon an immense scale, both as to size and number; together with thrashing and winnowing machines, improved ploughs, carts, cars, and all the other modern implements of an ex- tensive farm. Very cheering, indeed, was the din of industry that arose from the clank of machinery, the grunting of hogs, the cackling of geese, the quacking of ducks, and all the various other sounds which proceeded from what at first sight might have ap- peared to be rather a scene of confusion, but which, on closer inspection, would be found a rough yet well-regulated system, in which every person had an allotted duty to perform. Here might Bodagh Buie be seen, dressed in a 62 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, grey broad-cloth coat, drab kerseymere breeches, and lamb's wool stockings, moving from place to place with that calm, sedate, and contented air, which be- tokens an easy mind, and a consciousness of possess- ing a more than ordinary share of property and influence. With hands thrust into Ins small-clothes pockets, and a bunch of gold seals suspended from his fob, he issued his orders in a grave and quiet tone, differing very little in his dress from an abso- lute Squireen, save in the fact of his Caroline hat being rather scuffed, and his strong shoes begrimmed with the soil of his fields or farm-yard. Mrs. O'Brien was, out of the sphere of her own family, a person of much greater pretension than the Bodagh her husband; and, though in a different manner, not less so in the discharge of her duty as a wife, a mother, or a mistress. In appearance, she was a large, fat, good-looking woman, eternally in a state of motion and bustle, and as her education had been extremely scanty, her tone and manner, though brimful of authority and consequence, were strongly marked with that ludicrous vulgarity which is produced by the attempt of an ignorant person to accomplish a high style of gentility. She was a kind-hearted, charitable woman, however; but so inveterately con- scious of her station in life, that it became in her opinion a matter of duty to exhibit a refinement and elevation of language suitable to a matron who could drive every Sunday to Mass on her own jaunting-car. When dressed on these occasions in her rich rustling: THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 63 silks, she had, what is called in Ireland, a comfort- able flaghoola look, but at the same time a carriage so stiff and rustic, as utterly overcame all her at- tempts, dictated as they were by the simplest vanity, at enacting the arduous and awful character of a Squireen's wife. Their family consisted of a son and daughter. The former, a young man of a very amiable disposition, was, at the present period of our story, a student in Maynooth College; and the latter, now in her nine- teenth year, a promising pupil in a certain seminary for young ladies, conducted by that notorious Master of Arts, Little Cupid. Oona, or Una O'Brien, was in truth a most fascinating and beautifid brunette ; tall in stature, light and agile in all her motions, cheerful and sweet in temper, but with just as much of tbat winning caprice, as was necessary to give zest and piquancy to her whole character. Though tall and slender, her person was by no means thin; on the contrary, her limbs and figure were very gracefully rounded, and gave promise of that agreeable fulness, beneath or beyond which no perfect model of female proportion can exist. If our readers could get one glance at the hue of her rich cheek, or fall for a moment under the power of her black mellow eye, or witness the beauty of her white teeth, while her face beamed with a profusion of dimples, or saw her while in the act of shaking out her invincible locks, ere she bound them up with her white and delicate hands — then indeed might they understand why no war of 64 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, the elements could prevent Connor O' Donovan from risking life and limb sooner that disappoint her in the promise of this their first meeting. Oh, that first meeting of pure and youthful love ! with what a glory is it ever encircled in the memory of the human heart ? No matter how long or how melancholy the lapse of time since its past existence may be, still, still is it remembered by our feel- ings when the recollection of every tie but itself has departed. The charm, however, that murmured its many- toned music through the soul of Una O'Brien was not, upon the evening in question, wholly free from a shade of melancholy for which she could not account; and this impression did not result from any previous examination of her love for Connor O'Dono- van, though many such she had. She knew that in this, the utmost opposition from both her parents must be expected; nor was it the consequence of a consciousness on her part, that in promising him a clandestine meeting, she had taken a step which could not be justified. Of this, too, she had been aware before ; but, until the hour of appointment drew near, the heaviness which pressed her down was such as caused her to admit that the sensation, however painful and gloomy, was new to her, and bore a character distinct from any thing that could proceed from the various lights in which she had pre- viously considered her attachment. This was, how- ever, heightened by the boding aspect of the heavens THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 65 and the dread repose of the evening, so unlike any thing she had ever witnessed before. Notwithstand- ing all this, she was sustained by the eager and im- patient buoyancy of first affection ; which, when her imagination pictured the handsome form of her young and manly lover, predominated for the time over every reflection and feeling that was opposed to itself. Her mind indeed resembled a fair autumn landscape, over which the cloud shadows may be seen sweeping for a moment, while again the sun comes out and turns all into serenity and light. The place appointed for their interview, was a small paddock, shaded by alders, behind her father's garden, and thither, with trembling limbs and a pal- pitating heart did the young and graceful daughter of Bodagh Buie proceed. For a considerable time, that is to say, for three long years before this delicious appointment, had Connor O' Donovan and Una been wrapped in the Elysium of mutual love. At mass, at fair, and at market, had they often and often met, and as fre- quently did their eyes search each other out, and reveal in long blushing glances the state of their respective hearts. Many a time .did he seek an opportunity to disclose what he felt, and as often with confusion, and fear, and delight, did she afford him what he sought. Thus did one opportunity after another pass away, and as often did he form the towering resolution to reveal his affection if he were ever to be favored with another. Still would 66 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, some disheartening reflection, arising from the mi- common gentleness and extreme modesty of his cha- racter, throw a damp upon his spirits; he questioned his own penetration; perhaps she was in the habit of glancing as much at others as she glanced at him. Could it be possible that the beautiful daughter of Bodagh Buie — he the wealthiest man, and his wife the proudest woman, within a large circle of the country, would love the son of Fardorougha Donovan, whose name had, alas, become so odious and unpo- pular ? But then the blushing face, the dark lucid eyes, and the long earnest glance rose before his imagination, and told him that, let the difference in the character and station of their parents be what it might, the fair dark daughter of O'Brien was not insensible to him, nor to the anxieties he felt. The circumstances which produced the first conver- sation they ever had, arose from an incident of a very striking and singular character. About a week before the evening in question, one of Bodagh Buie's bee- hives swarmed, and the young colony, though closely watched and pursued, directed their course to Fardo- rougha' s house, and settled in the mouth of the chimney. Connor, having got a clean sheet, secured them, and was about to commit them to the care of the Bodagh' s servants, when it was suggested that the duty of bringing them home devolved on himself, inasmuch as he was told they would not remain, unless placed in a new hive by the hands of the person on whose property they had settled. While THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMOMA. 67 on his way to the Bodagh's he was accosted in the following words by one of O'Brien's servants: " Connor, there's good luck before you, or the bees wouldn't pick you out among all the rest o' the neighbours — you ought to hould up your head, man, who knows what manin's in it ?"* " Why, do you b'lieve that bees settlin' wid one is a sign o' good luck ?" " Surely I do; doesn't every one know it to be thrue 1 Connor, you're a good-lookin' fellow, an' I need scarcely tell you that we have a purty girl at home; can you lay that and that together ? Arrah, be my sowl, the richest honey ever the same bees 'ill make, is nothin' but alio ways, f compared wid that purty mouth of her own ! A honey-comb is a fool to it." " Why, did you ever thry, Mike ?" " Is it me ? Och, och, if I was only high enough in this world, maybe I wouldn't be spakin' sweet to her; no, no, be my word! thry indeed for the likes o' me ! Faith, but I know a sartin young man that she does be often spakin' about." Connor's heart was in a state of instant commotion. " An' who — who is lie — who is that sartin young man, Mike?" " Faith, the son o' one that can run a shillin' far- ther than e'er another man in the county. Do you happen to be acquaint wid one Connor O' Donovan, of Lisnamona ?" * The settling of bees upon any house is, in Ireland, con- sidered to be an omen of good fortune, f Aloes. 68 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, " Connor O' Donovan — that's good, Mike — in the mane time don't be goin' it on us. No, no; — an' even if she did, it isn't to you she'd spake about any one, Michael ahagur ?" " No, nor it wasn't to me — sure I didn't say it was — but don't you know my sisther's at sarvice in the Bodagh's family ? Divil the word o' falsity I'm tellin' you — so, if you haven't the heart to spake for yourself, I wouldn't give knots o' straws for you; and now, there's no harm done, I hope — moreover, an' by the same token you needn't go to the throuble o' puttin' up an advertisement to let the parish know ' what I've tould you." " Hut, tut, Mike, it's all folly. Una Dhun O'Brien to think o' me! nonsense, man; that cock would never fight." " Very well; divil a morsel of us is forcin' you to believe it. I suppose the mother o' you has your wooden spoon to the fore still. I'd kiss the Bravery* you didn't come into the world wid a silver ladle in your mouth, anyhow. In the mane time, we're at the Bodagh's — so have an eye about you afther what you've heard — Nabocklish /" This, indeed, was important intelligence to Connor, and it is probable that had he not heard it, another opportunity of disclosing his passion might have been lost. Independently of this, however, he was not proof against the popular superstition of the bees, particu- * Breviary. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 69 larly as it appeared to be an augury to which his enamoured heart could cling with all the hope of young and passionate enthusiasm. Nor was it long till he had an opportunity of per- ceiving that she whose image had floated in light before his fancy, gave decided manifestations of being struck by the same significant occurrence. On enter- ing the garden, the first person his eye rested on was Una herself, who, as some of the other hives were expected to swarm, had been engaged watching them during the day. His appearance at any time would have created a tumult in her bosom, but, in addition to this, when she heard that the bees which had rested on Connor's house, had swarmed from her own hive, to use the words of Burns — " She looked — she reddened like the rose, Syne pale as ony lily;" and with a shy but expressive glance at Connor, said, in a low hurried voice: "these belong to me." Until the moment we are describing, Connor and she, notwithstanding that they had frequently met in public places, had never yet spoken; nor could the words now uttered by Una be considered as addressed to him, although from the glance that accompanied them it was sufficiently evident that they were de- signed for him alone. It was in vain that he at- tempted to accost her, his confusion, his pleasure, his timidity, seemed to unite in rendering him inca- pable of speaking at all. His lips moved several times, but the thoughts, as they arose, died awav unspoken. 70 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, At this moment, Mike, with waggish good humour, aud in a most laudable fit of industry, reminded the other servants who had been assisting to secure the bees, that as they (the bees) were now safe, no far- ther necessity existed for their presence. " Come, boys — death-alive, the day's passin' — only think, Miss Una, that we have all the hay in the Long-shot meadow to get into cocks yet, an' here we're idlin' an' gostherin' away our time like I dunna what. They're schamin', Miss Una — divil a thing else, an' what' 11 the masther say if the same mea- dow's not finished to-night ?" " Indeed, Mike," replied Una; "if the meadow is to be finished this night, there's little time to be lost." " Come, boys," exclaimed Mike, " you hear what Miss Una says — if it's to be finished to-night there's little time to be lost — turn out — march. Miss Una can watch the bees ^idout our help. Good evenin', Misther Donovan; be my word but you're entitled to a taste o' honey any way, for bringin' back Miss Una's bees to her." Mike, after having uttered this significant opinion relative to his sense of justice, drove his fellow- servants out of the garden, and left the lovers toge- ther. There was now a dead silence, during the greater part of which neither dared to look at the other — at length each hazarded a glance, their eyes met, and their embarrassments deepened in a tenfold degree. Una, on withdrawing her gaze, looked with THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 71 an air of perplexity from one object to another, and at length, with downcast lids, and glowing cheeks, her eyes became fixed on her own white and delicate finder — " Who would think," said she, in a voice tremu- lous with agitation, " that the sting of a bee could be so painful ?" Connor advanced towards her with a beating heart, " Where have you been stung, Miss O'Brien ?" said he, in a tone shaken out of its fulness by what he felt. " In the finger," she replied, and she looked closely into the spot as she uttered the words. " Will you let me see it V asked Connor. She held her hand towards him without knowing what she did, nor was it till after a strong effort that Connor mastered himself so far as to ask her in which finger she felt the pain. In fact, both saw at once that their minds were engaged upon far different thoughts, and that their anxiety to pour out the full confession of their love was equally deep and mutual. As Connor put the foregoing question to her, he took her hand in his. " In what finger!" she replied, "I don't — indeed — I — I believe in the — the — but what — what is this? — I am very — very weak." " Let me support you to the summer-house, where you can sit," returned Connor, still clasping her soft delicate hand in his; then circling her slender waist with the other, he helped her to a seat under the thick shade of the osiers. 72 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, Una's countenance immediately became pale as death, and her whole frame trembled excessively. " You are too weak even to sit without support," said Connor, "your head is droopin'. For God's sake lean it over on me. Oh, I'd give ten thousand lives to have it on my breast only for one moment." Her paleness still continued; she gazed on him, and as he gently squeezed her hand, a slight pressure was given in return. He then drew her head over upon his shoulder, where it rather fell than leaned; a gush of tears came from her eyes, and the next moment, with sobbing hearts, they were encircled in each other's arms. From this first intoxicating draught of youthful love, they were started by the voice of Mrs. O'Brien calling upon her daughter, and, at the same time, to their utter dismay, they observed the portly dame sailing, in her usual state, down towards the arbour, with an immense bunch of keys dangling from her side. " Oonagh, Miss — Miss Oonagh — where are you Miss, ma colleen ? — Here's a litther," she pro- ceeded, when Una appeared, "from Mrs. Fogarty, your school-misthress, to yer fadher — statin' that she wants you to finish your Jiggraphy at the dancin', wid a new dancin' -tacher from Dubling. Why — Eah! what ails you, Miss, ma colleen ? What the dickens wor you cryin' for ?" " These nasty bees that stung me," returned the girl; " oh, for goodness sake, mother dear, don't come THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 73 any farther, except you wish to have a whole hive upon you!" " Why, sure, they wouldn't sting any one that won't meddle wid them," replied the mother in a kind of alarm. " The sorra pin they care, mother — don't come near them ; I'll be in, by an' by — where' s my father ?" " He's in the house, an' wants you to answer Mrs. Fogarty, statin' fedher you'll take a month's larnin' on the fiure* or not." " Well, I'll see her letter in a minute or two, but you may tell my father he needn't wait — I won't answer it to-night, at all events." " You must answer it on the nail," replied her mother, "becase the message r's waitin' in the hitch- ing 'ithin." " That alters the case altogether," returned Una, " and I'll follow you immediately." The good woman then withdrew, having once more enjoined the daughter to avoid delay, and not detain the messenger. " You must go instantly," said she to Connor; " oh, what would happen me if they knew that I lov that I — " a short pause ensued, and she blushed deeply. " Say what you were goin' to say," returned Connor; " oh, say that one word, and all the misfor- tunes that ever happened to man can't make me • Dancing. 74 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, unhappy! Oh God! an' is it possible! Say that word — oh! say it — say it!" " Well then," she continued, " if they knew that I love the son of Fardorougha Donovan, what would become of me ? Now, go for fear my father may come out." " But when will I see you, again ?" "Go," said she, anxiously; "go, you can easily see me." " But when ? — when ? say on Thursday." " Not so soon — not so soon," and she cast an anxious eye towards the garden-gate. " When then ? — say this day week." " Very well — but go — maybe my father has heard from the servants that you are here." " Dusk is the best time." " Yes — yes — about dusk; under the alders, in the little green field behind the garden." " Show me the wounded finger," said he with a smile, " before I go." " There," said she, extending her hand; " but for heaven's sake go." " I'll tell you how to cure it," said he, tenderly; "honey is the medicine; put that sweet finger to your own sweeter lip — and, afterwards, I'll carry home the wound." " But not the medicine, wow," said she, and snatching her hand from his, with light fearful steps, she fled up the garden and disappeared. Such, gentle reader, were the circumstances which THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 75 brought our young and artless lovers together, in the black twilight of the singularly awful and ominous evening which we have already described. Connor, on reaching the appointed spot, sat down; but his impatience soon overcame him; and while hurry- ing to and fro under the alders, he asked himself in what was this wild but rapturous attachment to terminate ? That the proud Bodagh Bute,* and his prouder wife, would never suffer their beautiful daughter, the heiress of all their wealth, to marry the son of Fardorougha the miser, was an axiom, the truth of which pressed upon his heart with a deadly weight. On the other hand, would his father, or rather could he, change his na- ture so far as to establish him in life, provided Una and he were united without the consent of her parents. Alas! he knew his father's parsimony too well; and, on either hand he was met by difficulties that ap- peared to him to be insurmountable. But again, came the delightful and ecstatic consciousness that let their parents act as they might, Una's heart and his were bound to each other by ties, which, only to tbink of, was rapture. In the midst of these reflec- tions, he heard her light foot approach, but with a step more slow and melancholy than he could have expected from the ardour of their love. When she approached, the twilight was just suf- ficient to enable him to perceive that her face was pale, and tinged apparently with melancholy, if not with sorrow. After the first salutations were over, * Bodagh Buie— literally the " Yellow Churl." 76 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, he was proceeding to inquire into the cause of her depression, when, to his utter surprise, she placed her hands upon her face, and burst into a fit of grief. Those who have loved need not be told that the most delightful office of that delightful passion is to dry the tears of the beloved one who is dear to us beyond all things else that life contains. Connor literally performed this office, and inquired, in a tone so soothing and full of sympathy, why she wept ? that her tears for a while only flowed the faster. At length her grief abated, and she was able to reply to him — " You ask me why I am crying," said the fair young creature; " but indeed I cannot tell you. There has been a sinking of the heart upon me during the greater part of this day. When I thought of our meeting I was delighted, but again some heaviness would come over me that I can't account for." " I know what it is," replied Connor, " a very simple thing; merely the terrible calm and blackness of the evenin'. I was sunk myself a little." " I ought to cry for a better reason," she returned; " in meeting you I have done — an' am doing — what I ought to be sorry for — that is a wrong action that my conscience condemns." " There is nobody perfect, my dear Una," said Connor; " an' none without their failin's ; they have little to answer for that have no more than you." " Don't flatter me," she replied; " if you love me as vou sav, never flatter me while you live; /will THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 77 always speak what I feel, and I hope you'll do the same." " If I could spake what I feel," said he, " you would still say I flattered you — it's not in the power of any words that ever were spoken, to tell how I love you — how much my heart an' soul's fixed upon you. Little you know, my own dear Una, how unhappy I am this minute, to see you in low spirits — what do you think is the occasion of it? Spake now, as you say you will do, that is, as you feel." "Except it be that my heart brought me to meet you to-night contrary to my conscience, I do not know; Connor, Connor^ that heart is so strongly in your favour, that if you were not to be happy neither could its poor owner." Connor for a moment looked into the future, but like the face of the sky above him, all was either dark or stormy; his heart sank, but the tenderness ex- pressed in Una's last words filled his whole soul with a vehement and burning passion which he felt must regulate his destiny in life, whether for good or evil. He pulled her to his breast, on which he placed her head; she looked up fondly to him, and perceiving that he wrought under some deep and powerful struggle, said in a low confiding voice, whilst the tears once more ran quietly down her cheeks, " Connor, what I said is true." "My heart's burnin' — my heart's burnin'," he ex- claimed, " it's not love I feel for you, Una — it's more 78 FARDOROTJGHA THE MISER; OR, than love ; oh, what is it ? Una, Una, this I know, that I cannot long live without you, or from } t ou ; if I did I'd go wild or mad through the world. For the last three years you have never been out of my mind, I may say, awake or asleep; for I believe a night never passed during that time that I didn't drame of you — of the beautiful young crature; oh ! God in heaven, can it be thrue that she loves me at last. Say them blessed words again, Una; oh say them again; but I'm too happy — I can hardly bear this delight." " It is true that I love you, and if our parents could think as we do, Connor, how easy would it be for them to make us happy, but " It's too soon, Una; it's too soon to spake < f that. Happy ? don't we love one another ? Isn't that happiness 1 who or what can deprive us of that ? We are happy without them; we can be happy in spite of them; oh, my own fair girl; sweet life of my life, and heart of my heart; heaven — heaven itself would be no heaven to me, if you weren't with me !" " Don't say that, Connor dear; it's wrong; let us not forget what is due to religion, if we expect our love to prosper. You may think this strange from one that has acted contrary to religion in coming to meet you against the will and knowledge of her pa- rents; but beyond that, dear Connor, I hope I will never go. But is it true, that you've loved me so long?" THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 79 " It is," said he, " the second Sunday in May next was three years, I knelt opposite you at Mass. You were on the left-hand side of the althar, I was on the right; my eyes were never off you; indeed you may remember it." " I have a good right," said she, blushing and hiding her face on his shoulder. " I ought to be ashamed to acknowledge it, and me so young at the time; little more than sixteen. From that day to this, my story has been just your own. Connor, can you tell me how I found it out, but I knew you loved me?" " Many a thing was to tell you that, Una dear; sure my eyes were never off you, whenever you wor near me, an' wherever you were, there was I certain to be too. I never missed any public place if I thought you would be at it, an' that merely for the sake of seein' you; an' now will you tell me why it was that I could 'a sworn you loved me ?" "You have answered for us both," she replied; "as for me, if I only chanced to hear your name mentioned, my heart would beat; if the talk was about you I could listen to nothing else, and I often felt the colour come and go on my cheek." " Una, I never thought I could be born to such happiness. Now that I know you love me, I can hardly think it was love I felt for you all along; it's wonderful — it's wonderful." " What is so wonderful?" she inquired. " Why, the change that I feel since knowin' that 80 FARDOROUGHA THE MI.SER; OR, you love me; since I had it from your own lips, it has overcome me — I'm a child — I'm any thing, any thing you choose to make me — it was never love — it's only since I found you loved me that my heart's burnin' as it is." "I'll make you happy if I can," she replied, "and keep you so, I hope." " There's one thing that will make me still happier than I am," said Connor. "What is it? if it's proper and right I'll do it." "Promise me that if I live, you'll never marry any one else than me." " You wish then to have the promise all on one side," she replied with a smile and a blush, each as sweet as ever captivated a human heart. " No no, no, my darling Una, acushla, gra gal ma- chree, no; I'll promise the same to you." She paused, and a silence of nearly a minute en- sued. "I don't know that it's right, Connor; I have taken one wrong step as it is, but, much as I love you, I won't take another; whatever I do I must feel that it's proper. I'm not sure that this is." " Don't you say you love me, Una ?" "I do; you know I do." "I have only another question to ask; could you, or would you, love me as you do, an' marry ano- ther?" " I could not, Connor, and would not, and will not. I am ready to promise; I may easily do it; THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 81 for God knows the very thought of marrying another, or being deprived of you, is more than I can bear." "Well, then," returned her lover, seizing her hand; " I take God to witness that, whilst you are alive an' faithful to me, I will never marry any woman but yourself. Now," he continued, "put your right hand into mine, and say the same words." She did so, and was in the act of repeating the form, "I take God to witness ," when a vivid flash of lightning shot from the darkness above them, and a peal of thunder almost immediately followed with an explosion so loud as nearly to stun both. Una started with terror, and instinctively withdrew her hand from Connor's. "God preserve us," she exclaimed, " that's awful. Connor, I feel as if the act I am goin' to do, is not right. Let us put it off, at all events, till another time." " Is it because there comes an accidental brattle of thunder?" he returned. " Why the thunder would come if we were never to change a promise. You have mine now, Una dear, an' I'm sure you wouldn't wish me to be bound an' yourself free. Don't be afraid, darling; give me your hand, an' don't tremble so; repeat the words at wanst, and let it be over." He again took her hand, when she repeated the form in a distinct, though feeble voice, observing when it was concluded, " Now, Connor, I did this to satisfy you, but I still feel like one who has done a wrong action. I e 2 82 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, am yours now, but I can't help praying to God that it may end happily for us both." " It must, darling Una — it must end happily for us both. How can it be otherwise ? For my part, except to see you my wife, I couldn't be happier than I am this minute; exceptin' that, my heart has all it wished for. Is it possible! Oh! is it possible that this is not a dream, my heart's life — but if it is — if it is — I never more will wish to waken." Her young lover was deeply affected as he uttered these words, nor was Una proof against the emotion they produced. " I could pray to God this moment, with a purer heart than I ever had before," he proceeded, "for makin' my lot in life so happy. I feel that I am better and freer from sin than I ever was yet. If we're faithful and true to one another, what can the world do to us ?" "I couldn't be otherwise than faithful to you," she replied, " without being unhappy myself, and I trust it's no sin to love each other as we do. Now, let us God bless me, what a flash; an' here's the rain beginning. That thunder's dreadful; heaven preserve us! It's an' awful night! Connor, you must see me as far as the corner of the garden; as for you, I wish you were safe at home." "Hasten, dear," said he, "hasten; it's no night for you to be out in, now that the rain's coming; as for me, if it was ten times as dreadful, I won't feel it. There's but one thought — one thought in my THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 83 mind, and that I wouldn't part with for the wealth of the universe." Both then proceeded at a quick pace until they reached the corner of the Bodagh's garden, where, with short but earnest reassurances of unalterable attach- ment, they took a tender and affectionate farewell. 84 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, CHAPTER V. It is not often that the higher ranks can appreciate the moral beauty of love as it is experienced by those humbler classes to whom they deny the power of feeling it in its most refined and exalted character. For our parts we differ so much from them in this, that if we wanted to give an illustration of that passion in its purest and most delicate state, we would not seek for it in the saloon, or the drawing- room, but among the green fields and the smiling landscapes of rural life. The simplicity of humble hearts is more accordant with the unity of affection than any mind can be that is distracted by the com- petition of rival claims upon its gratification. We do not say that the votaries of rank and fashion are insensible to love; because how much soever they may be conversant with the artificial and unreal, still they are human, and must, to a certain extent, be influenced by a principle that acts wherever it can find a heart on which to operate. We say, however, that their love, when contrasted with that which is felt by the humble peasantry, is languid and sicklv; neither so pure, nor so simple, nor so intense. Its associations in high life are unfavourable to the growth of a healthy passion ; for what is the glare of a lamp, a twirl through the insipid mazes of the ball- THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 85 room, or the unnatural distortions of the theatre, when compared to the rising of the summer sun, the singing of birds, the music of the streams, the joyous aspect of the varied landscape, the mountain, the valley, the lake, and a thousand other objects, each of which transmits to the peasant's heart, silently, and imperceptibly that subtle power which at once strengthens and purifies the passion? There is scarcely such a thing as solitude in the upper ranks, nor an opportunity of keeping the feelings unwasted, and the energies of the heart unspent by the many vanities and petty pleasures with which fashion forces a compliance, until the mind falls from its natural dignity, into a habit of coldness and aversion to every thing but the circle of empty trifles in which it moves so giddily. But the enamoured youth who can retire to the beautiful solitude of the still glen to brood over the image of her he lcves, and who, probably, sits under the very tree where his love was avowed and returned; he, we say, exalted with the fulness of his happiness, feels his heart go abroad in gladness upon the delightful objects that surround him, for everything he looks upon is as a friend; his happy heart expands over the whole landscape; his eye glances to the sky; he thinks of the Almighty Being above him, and though without any capacity to analyse his own feelings — love — the love of some humble, plain, but modest girl — kindles by degrees into the sanctity and rapture of religion. Let not our readers of rank, then, if any such may 86 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, honour our pages with a perusal, be at all surprised at the expression of Connor 0' Donovan when, under the ecstatic power of a love so pure and artless as that which bound his heart and Una's together, he exclaimed as he did, " Oh, I could pray to God this moment, with a purer heart than I ever had before" Such a state of feeling among the people is neither rare nor anomalous, for, however the great ones and the wise ones of the world may be startled at our assertion, we beg to assure them that love and religion are more nearly related to each other than those who have never felt either in its truth and purity can imagine. As Connor performed his journey home, the thunder-tempest pealed fearfully through the sky; and, though the darkness was deep and unbroken by any thing but the red flashes of lightning, yet, so strongly absorbed was his heart by the scene we have just related, that he arrived at his father's house scarcely conscious of the roar of elements which surrounded him. The family had retired to bed when he entered, with the exception of his parents, who, having felt uneasy at his disappearance, were anxiously awaiting his return, and entering into fruitless conjectures concerning the cause of an absence so unusual. " What," said the alarmed mother, " what in the world wide could keep him so long out, and on sich a tempest as is in it? God protect my boy from all harm and danger this fearful night ! Oh, Fardorougha, THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 87 what 'ud become of us if any thing happened him? As for me — my heart's wrapped up in him; widout our darlin' it 'ud break — break — Fardorougha." "Hut, he's gone to some neighbour's, and can't come out till the storm is over; he'll soon be here now, that the tundher and lightnin's past." " But did you never think, Fardorougha, what 'ud become of you, what you'd do, or how you'd live, if any thing happened him? wbich the Almighty forbid this night and for ever! Could you live widout him?" The old man gazed upon her like one who felt displeasure at having a contingency so painful forced upon his consideration. Without making any reply, however, he looked thoughtfully into the fire for some time, after which he rose up, and with a querulous and impatient voice, said — "What's the use of thinkin' about sich things? Lose him! why would I lose him? — I couldn't lose him — Fd as soon lose my own life — Fd rather be dead at wanst than lose him." " God knows your love for him is a quare love, Fardorougha," rejoined the wife; "you wouldn't give him a guinea if it 'ud save his life, or allow him even a few shillins now and then for pocket money, that he might be aquil to other young boys like him." " No use, no use in that, except to bring him into drink, an' other bad habits; a poor way, Honor, of showin' one's love to him. If you had your will, you'd spoil him; I'm keepin' whatsomever little shillins we've scraped together to settle him dacently 88 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, in life; but, indeed, that's time enough yet; he's too young to marry for some years to come, barrin' he got a fortune." " Well, one thing, Fardorougha — if ever two people wor blessed in a good son, praised be God, we are that." "We are, Honor, we are; there's not his aquil in the parish — achora maehree, that he is. When I'm gone he'll know what I've done for him." " Whin you're gone? why Saver of airth, sure you wouldn't keep him out of his husth! — here he is, God be thankied, poor boy, he's safe ! Oh, thin, vich no Hoiah, Connor jewel, were you out undher this terrible night?" " Connor, avich maehree," added the father, "you're lost. My hand to you, if he's worth three hapuns; sthrip an' throw my cothamore about you, an' draw in to the fire; you're fairly lost." "I'm worth two lost people yet," said Connor smiling; "mother did you ever see a pleasanter night ?" "Pleasant, Connor, darlin'; oh thin it's you may say so, I'm sure !" "Father, you're a worthy, — only your cothamore's too scimpit for me. Faith, mother, although you think I'm jokin', the divil a one o' me is; a pleasanter night — a happier night I never spent. Father, you ought to be proud o' me, an' stretch out a bit with the cash; faith, I'm nothin' else than a fine hand- some young fellow." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 89 "Be my sowl an' he ought to be proud out of you, Connor, whether you're in airnest or not," observed the mother, "an' to stretch out wid the arhighad* too if vou want it." "Folly on, Connor, folly on; your mother 'ill back you, I'll go bad, say what you will; but sure you know all I have must be yours yet, acushla." Connor now sat down, and his mother stirred up the fire, on which she placed additional fuel. After a little time his manner changed, and a shade of deep gloom fell upon his manly and handsome features. "I don't know," he at length proceeded, "that as we three are here together, I could do betther than ask your advice upon what has happened to me to- night." "Why, what has happened you, Connor?" said the mother alarmed; "plase God, no harm, I hope." "Who else," added the father, "would you be guided by, if not by your mother an' myself ?" " No harm, dear mother," said Connor in reply to her; "harm! oh! mother, mother, if you knew it; an' as for what you say, father, it's right; what advice but my mother's an' yours ought I ask ?" "An' God's too," added the mother. " An' my heart was never more ris to God than it was, an' is this night," replied their ingenuous boy. "Well, but what has happened, Connor?" said his * Money. 90 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, father; "if it's any thing where our advice can sarve you, of coorse we'll advise you for the best." Connor, then, with a glowing heart, made them acquainted with the affection which subsisted between himself and Una O'Brien, and ended by informing them of the vow of marriage which they had that night solemnly pledged to each other. " You both know her by sight," he added, " an' afther what I've sed, can you blame me for sayin' that I found this a pleasant an' a happy night ?" The affectionate mother's eyes filled with tears of pride and delight, on hearing that her handsome son was loved by the beautiful daughter of Bodagh Buie, and she could not help exclaiming, in the enthusiasm of the moment, "She's a purty girl — the purtiest indeed I ever laid my two livin' eyes upon, and by all accounts as good as she's purty; but I say that face to face, you're as good, agra, ay, an' as handsome, Fardo- rougha, as she is. God bless her, any way, an' mark her to grace and happiness, mo colleen dhas dhun."* " He's no match for her," said the father, who had listened with an earnest face, and compressed lips to his son's narrative; "he's no match for her — by two hundre guineas." Honor, when he uttered the previous part of his observation, looked upon him with a flash of indig- nant astonishment; but when he had concluded, her * My beautiful brown girl. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 91 countenance fell back into its original expression. It was evident that, while she, with the feelings of a woman and a mother, instituted a parallel between their personal merits alone, the husband viewed their attachment through that calculating spirit which had regulated his whole life. " You're thinkin' of her money now," she added; "but remimber, Fardorougha, that it wasn't born wid her. An' I hope, Connor, it's not for her money that you have any yrah* for her ?" "You may swear that, mother; I love her little finger betther than all the money in the king's bank." "Connor, avich, your mother has made a fool of you, or you wouldn't spake the nonsense you spoke this minute." " My word to you, father, I'll take all the money I'll get; but what am I to do 1 Bodagh Buie an' his wife will never consent to allow her to marry me, I can tell you; an' if she marries me without their consent, you both know I have no way of supportin' her, except you, father, assist me." "That won't be needful, Connor; you may manage them; they won't see her want; she's an only daughter; they couldat see her want." "An' isn't he an only son, Fardorougha?" ex- claimed the wife; "an' my sowl to happiness but I believe you'd see him want." " Any way," replied her husband, " I'm not for * Love. 92 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, matches aginst the consint of paarents ; they're not lucky; or can't you run away widher, an' then refuse marry in' her except they come down with the cash.'.' "Oh, father," exclaimed Connor, "father, father, to become a villain ! " " Connor," said his mother, rising up in a spirit of calm and mournful solemnity, "never heed; go to bed, achora, go to bed." "Of coorse I'll never heed, mother," he replied; "but I can't help say in' that, happy as I was a while agone, my father is sendin' me to bed with a heavy heart. When I asked your advice, father, little I thought it would be to do but no matter! I'll never be guilty of an act that 'ud disgrace my name." "No, avillish," said his mother, " you never will ; God knows it's as much an' more than you an' other people can do, to keep the name we have in dacency." " It's fine talk," observed Fardorougha, " but what I advise has been done by hundreds that wor married an' happy afterwards; how-an-iver you needn't get into a passion, either of you; I'm not pressin' you, Connor, to it." " Connor, achree," said his mother, " go to bed, an' instead of the advice you got, ax God's; go, avillish!" Connor, without making any further observation, sought his sleeping-room, where, having recom- mended himself to God in earnest prayer, he lay revolving all that had occurred that night, until the gentle influence of sleep at length drew him into oblivion. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 93 " Now," said his mother to Fardorougha, when Connor had gone, " you must sleep by yourself; for as for me, my side I'll not stretch on the same bed wid vou to-night." " Very well, I can't help that," said her husband; " all I can say is this, that I'm not able to put sinse or prudence into you or Connor; so since you won't be guided my me, take your own coorse. Bodagh Buie's very well able to provide for them; an' if he won't do so before they marry, why let Connor have nothin' to say to her." " I'll tell you what, Fardorougha, God wouldn't be in heaven, or you'll get a cut heart yet, either through your son or your money; an' that it may not be through my darlin' boy, oh, grant sweet Saver o' the airth, this night ! I'm goin' to sleep wid Biddy Nulty, an' you'll find a clane night-cap on the rail o' the bed; an', Fardorougha, afore you put it an, kneel down and pray to God to change your heart — for it wants it — it wants it." In Ireland, as in other countries, the first object of a servant-man, after entering the employment of his master, is to put himself upon an amicable footing with his fellow-servants of the other sex. Such a step, besides being natural in itself, is often taken in consequence of the esprit de corps which prevails among persons in that class. Bartle Flanagan, although he could not be said to act from any^habit previously acquired in service, went to work with all the tact and adroitness of a veteran. The next 94 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, morning, after having left the barn where he slept, he contrived to throw himself in the way of Biddy Nulty, a girl, who, though vain and simple, was at the same time conscientious and honest. On passing from the barn to the kitchen, he noticed her return- ing from the well with a pitcher of water in each hand, and as it is considered an act of civil attention for the male servant, if not otherwise employed, to assist the female in small matters of the kind, so did Flanagan in his best manner and kindest voice bid her good-morrow, and offer to carry home the pitchers. " It's the least I may do," said he, " now that I'm your fellow-servant : but before you go farther, lay down your burden, an' let us chat a while." "Indeed," replied Biddy, "it's little we expected ever to see your father's son goin' to earn his bread undher another man's roof." " Pooh ! Biddy ! there's greater wondhers in the world than that, woman alive ! But tell me — pooh — ay is there a thousand quarer things — but I say, Biddy, how do you like to live wid this family ?" "Why, troth indeed, only for the withered ould leprechaun himself, divil a dacenter people ever broke bread." "Yet, isn't it a wondher that the ould fellow 'is what he is, sich an oppressin' ould miser, an' he so full o' money ?" " Troth there's one thing myself wondhers at more than that." " What, Biddy ? let us hear it." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 95 " Why that you could be mane an' shabby enough to come as a servant to ate the bread of the man that ruined yez !" " Biddy," replied Flanagan, " I'm glad you've said it; but do you think I've so bad a heart as to keep revinge in against an inimy ? How could I go to my knees at nigbt, if I — no, Biddy, we must be Chris- tians. Well ! let us drop that; so you tell me the mother an' son are kind to you." "As good-hearted a pair as ever lived." " Connor, of course, can't but be very kind to so good-looking a girl as you are, Biddy," said Bartle, with a knowing smile. "Very kind ! good looking ! ay, indeed I'm sure o' that ! Bartle, behave, an' don't be gettin' an wid any o' your palavers. What 'ud make Connor be kind to the likes o' me, that way ?" " I don't see why he oughtn't an' mightn't — you're as good as him, if it goes to that." "Ohyis, indeed!" "Why, you know you're handsome." " Handsome," replied the vain girl, tightening her apron strings, and assuming a sly coquettish look; " Bartle, go an' mind your business, and let me bring home my pitchers; it's time the breakwist was down. Sich nonsense!" "Very well, you're not, thin: you've a bad leg, a bad figure, an' a bad face, and it would be a terrible tbing all out for Connor O'Donovan to fall in consate wid you.' 96 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, "Well, about Connor I could tell you something; — me ! tut ! go to the sarra; faix you dont know them that Connor's afther, nor the collogin' they all had about it no longer ago than last night itself. I suppose they thought I was asleep, but it was like the hares, wid my eyes open." " An' it's a pity, Biddy, ever the same two eyes should be shut. Begad myself s beginnin' to feel quare somehow, when I look at them." A glance of pretended incredulity was given in return, after which she proceeded — " Bartle, don't be bringin' yourself to the fair wid sich folly. My eyes is jist as God made them; but I can tell you that before a month o' Sundays passes, I wouldn't be surprised if you see Connor married to — you wouldn't guess ?" "Not I; the divil a hap'orth I know about who he's coortin'." "No less than our great beauty, Bodagh Buie's daughter, Oona O'Brien. Now, Bartle, for goodness sake, don't let this crass your lips to livin' mortal. Sure I heard him tellin all to the father and mother last night — they're promised to one another. Eh ! blessed saints, Bartle, what ails you ? you're as white as a sheet. What's wrong 1 and what did you start for ?" "Nothin'," replied Flanagan, coolly, "but a stitch in my side. I'm subject to that — it pains me very much while it lasts, and laves my face, as you say, the colour of dimity; but about Connor, upon my THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 97 throth, I'm main proud to hear it; she's a purty girl, an' besides he'll have a fortune that'll make a man of him; — I am, in throth, heart proud to hear it. It's a pity Connor's father isn't as dacent as himself. Arrah Biddy, where does the ould codger keep his money V " Little of it in the house, any way — sure whenever he scrapes a guinea together he's away wid it to the county county och, that comity man that keeps the money for the people." "The Treashurer; well much good may his thrash do him, Biddy, that's the worst I wish him. Come now and I'll lave your pitchers at home, and remem- ber you owe me something for this." " Good will, I hope." "That for one thing," he replied, as they went along; "but we'll talk more about it when we have time; and I'll thin tell you the truth about what brought me to hire wid Fardorougha Donovan." Having thus excited that most active principle called female curiosity, both entered the kitchen, where they found Connor and his mother in close and apparently confidential conversation — Fardo- rougha himself having as usual been abroad upon his farm for upwards of an hour before any of them had risen. The feelings with which they met that morning at breakfast may be easily understood by our readers, without much assistance of ours. On the part of Fardorougha there was a narrow selfish sense of F 98 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, exultation, if not of triumph, at the chance that lay before his son of being able to settle himself indepen- dently in life, without the necessity of making any demand upon the hundreds which lay so safely in the keeping of the County Treasurer. His sordid soul was too deeply imbued with the love of money to perceive that what he had hitherto looked upon as a proof of parental affection and foresight, was nothing more than a fallacy by which he was led day after day further into his prevailing vice. In other words, now that love for his son, and the hope of seeing him occupy a respectable station in society ought to have justified the reasoning by which he had suffered him- self to be guided, it was apparent that the prudence which he had still considered to be his duty as a kind parent, was nothing else than a mask for his own avarice. The idea, therefore, of seeing Connor settled without any aid from himself, filled] his whole soul with a wild hard satisfaction, which gave him as much delight as perhaps he was capable of enjoying. The advice offered to his son on the preceding night appeared to him a matter so reasonable in itself, and the opportunity offered by Una's attachment so well adapted for making it an instrument to work upon the affections of her parents, that he could not for the life of him perceive why they should entertain any rational objection against it. The warm-hearted mother participated so largely in all that affected the happiness of her son, that it we allow for the difference of sex and position, THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 99 we might describe their feelings as bearing, in the character of their simple and vivid enjoyment, a very remarkable resemblance. This amiable wo- man's affection for Connor was reflected upon Una O'Brien, whom she now most tenderly loved, not because the fair girl was beautiful, but because she had plighted her troth to that son who had been during his whole life her own solace and delight. No sooner was the morning meal concluded, and the servants engaged at their respective employments than Honor, acting probably under Connor's sug- gestion, resolved at once to ascertain whether her husband could so far overcome his parsimony as to establish their Son and Una in life; that is, in the event of Una's parents opposing their marriage, and declining to render them any assistance. With this object in view, she told him as he was throwing his great-coat over his shoulders, in order to proceed to the fields, that she wished to speak with him upon a matter of deep importance. " What is it ?" said Fardorougha, with a hesitat- ing shrug, " what is it 1 This is ever an' always the way when you want money ; but I tell you I have no money. You wor born to waste and extravagance, Honor, and there's no curin' you. What is it you want ? an' let me go about my business." " Throw that ould threadbare cothamore off o' you," replied Honor, " and beg of God to give you grace to sit down, an' have common feeling an' common sense." 100 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, " If it's money to get does either for yourself or Connor, there's no use in it. I needn't sit; you don't want a stitch either of you." Honor, without more ado, seized the coat, and flinging it aside, pushed him over to a seat on which she forced him to sit down. " As heaven's above me," she exclaimed, " I dunna what'll come over you at all, at all. Your money, your thrash, your dirt an' filth, ever, ever, an' for ever more in your thought, heart, and sowl. Oh Chierna! to think of it, an' you know there's a God above you, an' that you must meet him, an' that widout your money too!" " Ay, ay, the money's what you want to come at; but I'll not sit here to be hecthor'd. What is it, I say agin, you want ?" " Fardorougha ahagur," continued the wife, check- ing herself, and addressing him in a kind and affec- tionate voice, " maybe I was spakin' too harsh to you, but sure it was an' is for your own good. How an' ever, I'll thry kindness, and if you have a heart at all, you can't but show it when you hear what I'm goin' to say." " Well, well, go an," replied the pertinacious hus- band; " but — money — ay, ay, is there. I feel by the way you're comin' about me, that there is money at the bottom of it." The wife raised her hands and eyes to heaven, shook her head, and after a slight pause, in which she appeared to consider her appeal a hopeless one, o THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 101 she at lensth went on in an earnest but subdued and desponding spirit — " Fardorougha, the time's now come that will show the world whether you love Connor or not." " I don't care a pin about the world; you an' Connor know well enough that I love him." " Love for one's child doesn't come out merely in words, Fardorougha; actin' for their benefit shows it betther than spakin'. Don't you grant that ?" " Very well, maybe I do, and agin maybe I don't; there's times when the one's betther than the other; but go an; maybe I do grant it." " Now tell me where in this parish, ay, or in the next five parishes to it, you'd find sich a boy for a father or mother to be proud out of, as Connor, your own darlin', as you often called him?" " Divil a one, Honor ; damnho to the one ; I won't differ wid you in that." "You won't differ wid me! the divil thank you for that. You won't, indeed! but could you, I say, if you wor willin' ?" " I tell you I could not" " Now there's sinse an' kindness in that. Very well, you say you're gatherin' up all the money you can for him." " For him — him" exclaimed the unconscious miser, " whv, what do vou mane — for — well — a}* — yes, yes, I did say for him; it's for him I'm keeping it — it is, I tell you." " Now, Fardorougha, you know he's ould enough 102 FARDOROTJGHA THE MISER; OR, to be settled in life on his own account, an' you heard last night the girl he can get, if you stand to him, as he ought to expect from a father that loves him." " Why, last night, thin, didn't I give my — " " "Whisht, ahagur! hould your tongue awhile, and let me go on. Truth's best — he dotes on that girl to sich a degree, that if he doesn't get her, he'll never see another happy day while he's alive." "All feasthalagh,* Honor — that won't pass wid me; I know otherwise myself. Do you think that if I hadn't got you, I'd been unhappy four an' twenty hours, let alone my whole life 1 I tell you that's feasthalagh, an' won't pass. He wouldn't ate an ounce the less if he was never to get her. You seen the breakfast he made this mornin'; I didn't be- grudge it to him, but may I never stir if that Flanagan wouldn't ate a horse behind the saddle; he has a stomach that 'ud require a king's ransom to keep it." " You know nothing of what I'm spakin' about," replied his wife. " /wasn't Una dhas dhun O'Brien in my best days; an' be the Vestment, t you warn't Connor, that has more feelin', an' spirit, an' genero- sity in the nail of his little finger, than ever you had in your whole carkass. I tell you if he doesn't get married to that girl he'll break his heart. Now how can he marry her except you take a good farm for him, and stock it dacently, so that he may have a home, sich as she desarves, to bring her to ?" * Nonsense. + The robes in which the priest celebrates mass. THE CONVICTS OF L.ISNAMONA. 103 " How do you know but they'll give her a fortune when they find her bent on him ?" " Why, it's not impossible," said the wife, im- mediately changing her tactics, "it's not unpossible, but I can tell you it's very unlikely." " The best way, then, in my opinion, 'ud be to spake to Connor about breaking it to the family." " Why, that's fair enough," said the wife, " I wondher myself I didn't think of it, but the time was so short since last night." " It is short," replied the miser, " far an' away too short to expect any one to make up their mind about it. Let them not be rash themselves aither, for I tell you that when people marry in haste, they're apt to have time enough to repint at lay- sure." " Well, but Fardorougha acushla, now hear me; throth it's thruth and sinse what you say; but still, avourneen, listen; now in case that the Bodagh an' his wife don't consint to their marriage, or to do any thing for them, won't you take them a farm and stock it bravely 1 Think of poor Connor, the darlin' fine fellow that he is. Oh, thin but it's he 'ud go to the well o' the world's end to aise you, if your little finger only ached. He would, or for myself, and yet his own father to trate him wid sich — " It was in vain she attempted to proceed; the sub- ject was one in which her heart felt too deep an in- terest to be discussed without tears. A brief silence ensued, during which Fardorougha moved uneasily 104 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, on his seat, took the tongs and mechanically mended the fire, and peering at his wife with a countenance twitched as if by tic doloureux, stared round the house with a kind of stupid wonder, rose up, then sat instantly down, and in fact exhibited many of those unintelligible and uncouth movements, which, in persons of his cast, may be properly termed the hieroglyphics of human action, under feelings that cannot be deciphered either by those on whom they operate, or by those who witness them. " Yes," said he, " Connor is all you say, an' more, an' more — an' — an' — a rash act is the worst thing he could do. It's betther, Honor, to spake to him, as I sed, about lettin' the matther be known to Una's family out of hand." " And, thin, if they refuse, you can show them a ginerous example, by puttin' them into a dacent farm. Will you promise me that, Fardorougha ? If you do, all's right, for they're not livin' that ever knew you to break your word or your promise." " I'll make no promise, Honor ; I'll make no promise; but let the other plan be tried first. Now don't be pressin' me; he is — he is a noble boy, and would, as you say, thravel round the earth to keep my little finger from pain; but let me alone about it now — let me alone about it." This, though slight encouragement, was still in Honor's opinion quite as much as, if not more than, she expected. Without pressing him, therefore, too strongly at that moment, she contented herself with THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 105 • a full-length pdrtrait of their son, drawn with all the skill of a mother who knew, if her husband's heart could be touched at all, those points on which she stood the greatest chance of finding it accessible. For a few days after tliis the subject of Connor's love was permitted to lie undebated, in the earnest hope that Fardorougha's heart might have caught some slight spark of natural affection from the con- versation which had taken place between him and Honor. They waited consequently with patience for some manifestation on his part of a better feeling, and flattered themselves that his silence proceeded from the struggle which they knew a man of his dis- position must necessarily feel in working up his mind to any act requiring him to part with that which he loved better than life. The ardent tem- perament of Connor, however, could ill brook the pulseless indifference of the old man; with much difficulty, therefore, was he induced to wait a whole week for the issue, though sustained by the mother's assurance, that in consequence of the impression left on her by their last conversation, she was certain the father, if not urged beyond his wish, would declare himself willing to provide for them. A week, how- ever, elapsed, and Fardorougha moved on in the same hard and insensible spirit which was usual to him, wholly engrossed by money, and never either directly or indirectly appearing to remember that the happi- ness and welfare of his son were at stake, or depend- ing upon the determination to which he might come. f 2 106 FARDOROTJGHA THE MISER; OR, Another half-week passed, during which Connor had made two unsuccessful attempts to see Una, in order that some fixed plan of intercourse might be established between them, at least until his father's ultimate resolution on the subject proposed to him should be known. He now felt deeply distressed, and regretted that the ardour of his attachment had so far borne him away during their last meeting, that he had forgotten to concert measures with Una for their future interviews. He had often watched about her father's premises from a little before twilight until the whole family had gone to bed, yet without any chance either of conversing with her, or of letting her know that he was in the neighbourhood. He had gone to chapel, too, with the hope of seeing her, or snatching a hasty opportunity of exchanging a word or two, if possible, but to his astonishment she was absent from mass — an omission of duty of which she had not been guilty for the last three years. What, therefore, was to be done ? For him to be detected lurking about the Bodagh's house might create suspicion, especially after their interview in the garden, which very pro- bably had, through the officiousness of the servants, been communicated to her parents. In a matter of such difficulty he bethought him of a confidant, and the person to whom the necessity of the case directed him was Bartle Flanagan. Bartle, indeed, ever since he entered into his father's service, had gained rapidly upon Connor's good-will, and on one or two occasions THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 107 well nigh succeeded in drawing from him a history of the mutual attachment which subsisted between him and Una. His good humour, easy language, and apparent friendship for young O' Donovan, toge- ther with his natural readiness of address, or if you will, of manner, all marked him out as admirably qualified to act as a confidant in a matter which required the very tact and talent he possessed. "Poor fellow," thought Connor to himself, "it will make him feel more like one of the family than a servant. If he can think that he's trated as my friend and companion, he may forget that he's ating the bread of the veiy man that drove him an' his to destruction. Ay, an' if we're married, I'm not sure but I'll have him to give me away too." This resolution of permitting Flanagan to share his confidence had been come to by Connor upon the day subsequent to that on which he had last tried to see Una. After his return home, the disappointment on one hand, and his anxiety concerning his father's liberality on the other, together with the delight arising from the certainty of being beloved, all kept his mind in a tumult, and permitted him to sleep but little. The next day he decided on admitting Bartle to his confidence, and reposing this solemn trust in his integrity. He was lying on his back in the meadow — for they had been ricking the hay from the lapcocks, when that delicious languor which arises from the three greatest provocatives to slum- ber, want of rest, fatigue, and heat, so utterly over- 108 EARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, came him, that, forgetting his love, and all the anxiety arising from it, he fell into a dreamless and profound sleep. From this state he was aroused after about an hour by the pressure of something sharp and painful against his side, near the region of the heart, and on looking up he discovered Bartle Flanagan standing over him with a pitchfork in his hand, one end of which was pressed against his breast, as if he had been in the act of driving it forward into his body. His face was pale, his dark brows frightfully contracted, and his teeth apparently set together, as if working under some fearful determination. When Connor awoke, Flanagan broke out into a laugh that no lan- guage could describe. The character of mirth which he wished to throw into his face, jarred so terrifically with its demoniacal expression when first seen by Connor, that even unsuspecting as the latter was, he started up with alarm, and asked Flanagan what was the matter. Flanagan, however, laughed on — peal after peal succeeded — he tossed the pitchfork aside, and clapping both his hands on his face, continued the paroxysms until he recovered his composure. " Oh," said he, " I'm sick, I'm as wake as a child wid laughin' ; but, Lord bless us, after all, Connor, what is a man's life worth whin he has an enemy near him. There was I, ticklin' you wid the pitch- fork, strivin' to waken you, and one inch of it would have baked your bread for life. Didn't you feel me, Connor?" THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 109 " Divil a bit, till the minute afore I ris." " Then the divil a purtier jig ever you danced in your life; wait till I show you how your left foot wint." He accordingly lay down and illustrated the pre- tended action, after which he burst out into another uncontrollable fit of mirth. " 'Twas just for all the world," said he, " as if I had tied a string to your toe, for you groaned an' grunted, an' went on like I dunna what; but Connor, what makes you so sleepy to-day as well as on Mon- day last ?" "That's the very thing," replied the unsuspicious and candid young man, " that I wanted to spake to you about." "What ! about sleepin' in the meadows ?" " Divil a bit o' that Bartle, not a morsal of sleepin' in the meadows is consarned in what I'm goin' to mintion to you. Bartle, didn't you tell me, the day you hired with my father, that you wor in love?" " I did, Connor, I did." " "Well so am I ; but do you know who I'm in love with?" " How the divil, man, could I ?" "Well no swearin', Bartle; keep the command- ments, my boy. I'll tell you in the mane time, an' that's more than you did to me, you close-mouth-is-a- sign-of-a- wise-head spalpeen." " Hard fortune to you go an, and don't be keepin' me in suspinse — who's the girl ?" 110 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, " Did you ever hear tell of one Colleen dhas dhun, as she's called, known by the name of Una or Oona O'Brien, daughter to one Bodagh Buie O'Brien, the richest man, barrin' a born gintleman, in the three parishes." " All very fair, Connor, for you or any one else to be in love wid her — ay, or man alive, for myself, if it goes to that — but, but Connor, avouchal, are you sure that ever you'll bring her to be in love wid you ?" " Bartle," said Connor, seriously, and after a sud- den change in his whole manner, " in this business I'm goin' to trate you as a friend and a brother. She loves me, Bartle, and a solemn promise of marriage has passed between us." "Connor," said Bartle, "it's wondherful, it's wondherful; you couldn't believe what a fool I am — fool! no but a faint-hearted, cowardly vidian." " What do you mane, Bartle 1 what the dickins are you drivin' at ?" "Drivin' at! whenever I happen to have an oppor- tunity of makin' a drive that id' — hut ! I'm talkin' balderdash. Do you see here Connor," said he, putting his hand to his neck, " do you see here ?" " To be sure I do. Well, what about there ?" " Be my sowl I'm very careful of — hut ! — sure I may as well tell you the whole truth — I sed I was in love; well, man, that was thrue, an'," he added in a low pithy whisper, "I was near — no, Connor, I won't, but go an; it's enough for you to know that I was an' am iu love, an' that it'll go hard wid me if ever any THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. Ill one else is married to the girl Fm in love wid. Now that my business is past, let me hear yours, poor fellow, an' I'm divilish glad to know, Connor, that— that — why tundher an' ouns, that you are not as I am. Be the crass that saved us, Connor, I'm glad of that." "Why love will set you mad, Bartle, if you don't take care of vourself ; an' faith I dunna but it may do the same with myself, if I'm disappointed. However, the truth is, you must sarve me in this business. I struv to see her twiste, but couldn't, an' I'm afraid of bein' seen spyin' about their place." "The thruth is, Connor, you want to make me a go-between — a blackfoot; very well, I'll do that same on your account, an' do it well, too, I hope." It was then arranged that Flanagan, who was per- sonally known to some of the Bodagh's servants, should avail himself of that circumstance, and con- trive to gain an interview with Una, in order to con- vey her a letter from O' Donovan. He was further enjoined by no means to commit it to the hands of any person save those of Una herself, and, in the event of his not being able to see her, then the letter was to be returned to Connor. If he succeeded, however, in delivering it, he was to await an answer, provided she found an opportunity of sending one ; if not, she was to inform Connor, through Flanagan, at what time and place he could see her. This arrangement having been made, Connor immediately wrote the letter, and after having despatched Flana- 112 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, gan upon his errand, set himself to perform, by his individual labour, the task which his father had portioned out for both. Ere Bartle's return Far- dorougha came to inspect their progress in the meadow, and, on finding that the servant was absent, he inquired sharply into the cause of it. " He's gone on a message for me," replied Connor with the utmost frankness. " But that's a bad way for him to mind his busi- ness," said his father. " I'll have the task that you set both of us finished," replied the son, " so that you'll lose nothing by his absence, at all events." " It's wrong, Connor, it's wrong; where did you sind him to?" " To Bodagh Buie's wid a letter to Una." "It's a waste of time, an' a loss of work; about that business, I have something to say to your mother an' you to-night afther the supper, when the rest goes to bed." "I hope, father, you'll do the dacent thing still." "No: but I hope, son, you'll do the wise thing still; how-an-ever, let me alone now; if you expect me to do any thing you must'nt drive me as your mother does. To-night we'll make up a plan that'll out-do Bodagh Buie. Before you come home, Con- nor, throw a stone or two in that gap, to prevent the cows from gettin' into the hay; it won't cost you much throuble. But Connor, honomon dioul, did you ever see sich a gut as Bartle has? He'll brake me THE CONVICTS OF LTSNAMONA. 113 out o' house an' home feedin' him; he has a stomach for ten-penny nails; be mv word, it 'ud be a charity to give him a dose of oak-bark to make him dacent; he's a divil at atin', an' little good may it do him ! " The hour of supper arrived without Bartle return- ing, and Connor's impatience began to overcome him, when, Fardorougha, for the first time, introduced the subject which lay nearest his son's heart. " Connor," he began, "I've been thinkin' of this affair with Una O'Brien; an' in my opinion there's but one way of it; but if you're a fool and stand in your own light, it's not my fault." " What is the way, father?" inquired Connor. " The very same I tould your mother an' you before — run away wid her — I mane make a runaway match of it — then refuse to marry her unless they come down wid the money. You know after runnin' away wid you, nobody else ever would marry her, so that rather than see their child disgraced, never fear but they'll pay down on the nail, or maybe bring you both to live wid 'em." " My sowl to glory, Fardorougha," said the wife, " but you're a bigger an' cunniner ould rogue than ever I tuck you for. By the scapular upon me, if I had a known how you'd turn out, the sarra carry the ring ever you'd put on my finger." " Father," said Connor, " I must be disobedient to you in this at all evints. It's plain you'll do untiling for us, so there's no use in sayin' any thing more about it. I have no manes of supportin' her, 114 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, and I swear by the blessed sacrayment I'll never bring her to shame or poverty. If I had money to carry me I'd go to America, an' thry my fortune there ; but I have not. Father, it's too hard that you should stand in my way when you could so easily make me happy; who have you sich a right to assist as your son — your only son, an' your only child too?" This was spoken in a tone of respect and sorrow at once impressive and affectionate. His fine features were touched with something beyond sadness or regret, and as the tears stood in his eyes, it was easy to see that he felt much more deeply for his father's want of principle than for any thing connected with his own hopes and prospects. In fact the tears that rolled silently down his cheeks were the tears of shame and sorrow, for a parent who could thus school him to an act of such unparalleled baseness. As it was, the genius of the miser felt rebuked by the natural delicacy and honour of the son — the old man there- fore shrunk back abashed, confused, and moved at the words which he had heard — simple and inoffensive though they were. " Fardorougha," said the wife, wiping her eyes, that were kindling into indignation, "we're now married goin' an — " " I think, mother," said Connor, " the less we say about it now the better — with my own good will I'll never spake on the subject." "You're right, avourneen," replied the mother; "you're right; I'll say nothing — God sees it's no use." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 115 " What would you have me do?" said the old man, rising and walking about in unusual distress and agitation; — "you don't know me — I can't do it — I cant do it. You say, Honor, I don't care about him — I'd give him my blood — I'd give him my blood to save a hair of his head. My life an' happiness de- pends on him; but who knows how he an' his wife might mismanage that money if they got it — both young and foolish. It wasn't for nothing it came into my mind what I'm afeard will happen to me yet." "And what was that, Fardorougha?" asked the wife. "Sich foreknowledge doesn't come for nothing, Honor. I've had it and felt it hangin' over me this many a long day, that I'd come to starvation yit; an' I see, if you force me to do as you wish, that it 'ill happen. I'm as sure of it as that I stand before you; I'm an unfortunate man wid such a fate before me; and yet I'd shed my blood for my boy — I would, an' he ought to know I would; but he wouldn't ax me to starve for him — woidd you, Connor, avich ma- chree, would you ax your father to starve? I'm unhappy — unhappy — an' my heart's breakin'." The old man's voice failed him as he uttered the last words; for the conflict which he felt evidently convulsed his whole frame. He wiped his eyes, and again sitting down he wept bitterly and in silence, for many minutes. A look of surprise, compassion, and deep distress passed between Connor and his mother. The latter also was very much affected and said, UG PARDOROUGHA, THE MISER; OR, " Fardorougha, dear, maybe I spake sometimes too cross to you; but if I do, God above knows it's not that I bear you ill-will, but bekase I'm throubled about poor Connor; but I hope I won't speak angry to you agin; at all events if I do, remember it's only the mother pladin' for her son — the only son an' child that God was plased to sind her." "Father," added Connor, also deeply moved, " don't distress yourself about me — don't, father dear. Let things take their chance, but come or go what will, any good fortune that might happen me wouldn't be sweet if it came by givin' you a sore heart." At this moment the barking of the dog gave notice of approaching footsteps; and in a few moments the careless whistle of Bartle Flanagan was heard within a few yards of the door. "This is Bartle," said Connor; "maybe, father, his answer may throw some light upon the business. At any rate, as there's no secret in it, we'll all hear what news he brings us." He had scarcely concluded when the latch was lifted, but Bartle could not enter. " It's locked and boulted," said Fardorougha; "as he sleeps in the barn I forgot that he was to come in here any more to-night — open it, Connor." " For the sake of all the money you keep in the house, father," said Connor, smiling, " it's hardly worth your while to be so timorous; but God help the County Treasurer if he forgot to bar his door — Asy, Bartle, I'm openin' it." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 117 Flanagan immediately entered; and, with all the importance of a confidant, took his seat at the fire. "Well, Bartle," said Connor, "what news?" "Let the boy get his supper first," said Honor; " Bartle, you must be starved wid the hunger." " Faith, I'm middling well I thank you that same way," replied Bartle; " divil a one o' me but's as ripe for my supper as a July cherry; an' wid the blessin' o' heaven upon my endayvours I'll soon show you what good execution is." A deep groan from Fardorougha gave back a fear- ful echo to the truth of this formidable annunciation. " Arn't you well, Fardorougha," asked Bartle. " Throth I'm not, Bartle; never was more uncom- fortable in my life." Flanagan immediately commenced his supper, which consisted of flummery and new milk — a luxury among the lower ranks which might create envy in an epicure. As he advanced in the work of destruc- tion, the grey eye of Fardorougha, which followed every spoonful that entered his mouth, scintillated like that of a cat when rubbed down the back, though from a directly opposite feeling. He turned and twisted on the chair, and looked from his wife to his son, then turned up his eyes, and appeared to feel as if a dagger entered his heart with every additional dig of Bartle's spoon into the flummery. The son and wife smiled at each other; for they could enjoy those petty sufferings of Fardorougha with a great deal of good humour. 118 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, "Bartle," said Connor, " what's the news?" "Divil a word worth tellin'; at laste that I can hear." " I mane from Bodagh Buie's." Bartle stared at him; "Bodagh Buie's! — what do I know about Bodagh Buie? are you ravin'?" "Bartle," said Connor, smiling, "my father and mother knows all about it — an' about your going to Una with the letter. I have no sacrets from them." " Hoot toot! That's a horse of another colour; but you wouldn't have me, widout knowin' as much, to go to betray trust. In the mane time I may as well finish my supper before I begin to tell you whatsom- ever I happen to know about it." Another deep groan from Fardorougha followed the last observation. At length the work of demolition ceased, and after Honor had put past the empty dish, Bartle, having wiped his mouth, and uttered a hiccup or two, thus commenced to dole out his intelligence : — " Whin I wint to the Bodagh's," said Bartle, " it was wid great schamin' an' throuble I got a sight of Miss Una at all, in regard of — (hiccup) — in regard of her not knowin' that there was any sich message for her — (hiccup.) But happenin' to know Kitty Lowry, I made bould to go into the kitchen to ax, you know, how was her aunt's family up in Skelgy, when who should I find before me in it but Sally and Miss Una — (hiccup). Of coorse I shook hands wid her— wid Kittv I mane; ( an' Kitty,' said I, ' I was THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 119 sent in wid a message from the master to you; he's in the haggard an' wants you.' So, begad, ou — (hiccup) — out she goes, an' the coast bein' clear, 1 Miss Una,' says I, ' here's a scrape of a letther from Mr. Connor O' Donovan; read it, an' if you can write him an answer, do; if you haven't time say whatever you have to say by me.' She go — (hiccup) she got all colours when I handed it to her; an' run away, savin' to me, ' wait for a while, an' don't go till I see you.' In a minute or two Kitty comes in agin as mad as the dickens wid me: the curse o' the crows an you/ says she, ' why did you make me run a fool's errand for no rason. The masther wasn't in the haggard, an' didn't want me good or bad.' "Bartle," said the impatient lover, "pass all that over for the present, an' let us know the answer, if she sent any." "Sent any! be my sowl she did so; after readin' your letther, an' findin' that she could depind on me, she said that for fear of any remarks bein' made about my waitin', espishially as I live at present in this family, it would be better she thought to answer it by word o' mouth. * Tell him,' said she, ' that I didn't think he wa — (hiccup) ("Queen o' heaven !" from his master,) was so dull an' ignorant o' the cus- toms of the country, as not to know that whin young people want to see one another they stay from mass wid an expectation that' — begad I disremimber ex- actly her own words; but it was as much as to say that she staid at home on last Sunday expectin' to see you when they were all gone to mass." J 20 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, " Well, but Bartle, what else 1 — short an' sweet, man." " Why, she'll meet you on next Thursday night, God willin', in the same place; an' whin I axed her where, she said you knew it yourself." "An' is that all?" " No it's not all; she sed it 'ud be better to men- tion the thing to her father. Afther thiukin' it over she says, ' as your father has the na — (hiccup) (Saints above!) name of bein' so rich, she doesn't know if a friend 'ud interfere but his consint might be got; an' that's all I have to say about it, barrin' that she's a very purty girl, an' I advise you not to be too sure of her yet, Connor. So now I'm for the barn— good night Far— (hiccup) (" at my cost you do it!" from the miser again,) Fardorougha." He rose and proceeded to his sleeping place in the barn, whither Connor, who was struck by his manner, accompanied him. "Bartle," said O' Donovan, "did you take any thing since I saw you last ?" "Only share of two naggins wid my brother Antony at Peggy Finigan's." " I noticed it upon you," observed Connor; " but I don't think they did." "An' if they did, too, it's not high thrason, I iope. "No; but Bartle, I'm oblaged to you. You've acted as a friend to me, an' I won't forget it to you." " Dar Deah, an' I'm so much oblaged to you,. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 121 Connor, that I'll remimber your employ in' me in this the longest day I have to live. But, Connor ?'> "Well, Bartle." "I'd take the sacrement, that after all, a ring you'll never put on her." "And what makes you think so, Bartle ?" "I don't — I do — (hiccup) don't know; but, some- how, something or another tells it to me that you won't; others is fond of her I suppose as well as your- self; and of coorse they'll stand betune you." " Ay, but I'm sure of her." " Ber Chriastha, but you're not; wait till I see you man and wife, an' thin I'll say so. Here's myself, Bartle, is in love, an' dhough I don't think that ever the girl will or would marry me, be the crass of heaven no other man will have her. Now, how do you know but you may have some one like me — like me, Connor, to stand against you ?" "Bartle," said Connor, laughing, "your head's a little moidher'd; give me your hand; whish! the divil take you, man, don't wring my fingers off. Say your prayers, Bartle, an' go to sleep. I say agin I won't forget your kindness to me this night." Flanagan had now deposited himself upon his straw bed, and after having tucked the bed-clotbes about him, said, in the relaxed indolent voice of a man about to sleep, "Goodnight, Connor; throth my head's a little soft tonight — good night." "Good night, Bartle." G 122 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, "Connor?" " Well ?" "Didn't I stand to you to-night? Very well — goo — (hiccup) good night !" On Connor's return, a serious conclave was held upon the best mode of procedure in a matter which presented difficulties that appeared to be insur- mountable. The father seizing upon the advice transmitted by Una herself, as that which he had already suggested, insisted that the most judicious course was to propose for her openly, and without appearing to feel that there was any inferiority on the part of Connor. "If they talk about wealth, Connor," said he, " say that you are my son, an' that — that — no — no — I'm too poor for sich a boast, — but say that you will be able to take good care of any thing you get." At this moment the door, which Connor had not bolted, as his father would have done, opened, and Bartle, wrapped in the treble folds of a winnow-cloth, made a distant appearance." "Beg pardon, Connor; I forgot to say that Una's brother, the young priest out o' Maynooth, will be at home from his uncle's, where it appears he is at pre- sent; and Miss Una would wish that the proposial 'ud be made while hes at his father's. She says he'll stand her friend, come or go what will. I for- got, begad, to mention it before — so beg pardon, an' wishes you all good night !" This information tended to confirm them in the THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 123 course recommended by Fardorougha. It was accor- dingly resolved upon that he (Fardorougha) himself should wait upon Bodagh Buie, and in the name of his son formally propose for the hand of his daughter. To effect this, however, was a matter of no ordi- nary difficulty, as they apprehended that the Bodagh and his wife would recoil with indignation at the bare notion of even condescending to discuss a topic which, in all probability they would consider as an insult. Not, after all, that there existed, according to the opinion of their neighbours, such a vast disparity in the wealth of each; on the contrary, many were heard to assert, that, of the two, Fardorougha had the heavier purse. His character, however, was held in such ab- horrence by all who knew him, and he ranked in point of personal respectability and style of living, so far beneath the Bodagh, that we question if any ordinary occurrence could be supposed to fall upon the public with greater amazement than a marriage, or the report of a marriage, between any member of the two families. The O' Donovans felt, however, that it was better to make the experiment already agreed on, than longer to remain in a state of uncertainty about it. Should it fail, the position of the lovers, though perhaps rendered somewhat less secure, would be such as to suggest, so far as they themselves were concerned, the necessity of a more prompt and effec- tual course of action. Fardorougha expressed his intention of opening the matter on the following day; 124 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, but his wife, with a better knowledge of female cha- racter, deemed it more judicious to defer it until after the interview which was to take place between Con- nor and Una on the succeeding Thursday. It might be better, for instance, to make the proposal first to Mrs. O'Brien herself, or on the other hand to the Bodagh, but touching that and other matters relating to what was proposed to be done, Una's opinion and advice might be necessary. Little passed, therefore, worthy of note, during the intermediate time, except a short conversation between Bartle and Connor on the following day, as they returned to the field from dinner. " Bartle," said the other, " you wor a little soft last night: or rather a good dale so." " Faith, no doubt o' that — but when a man meets an ould acquaintance or two, they dont like to refuse a thrate. I fell in wid three or four boys — all friends o' mine, an' we had a sup on account of what's ex- pected." As he uttered these words, he looked at Connor with an eye which seemed to say — you are not in a certain secret with which I am acquainted. "Why," replied Connor, "what do you mane, Bartle 1 I thought you wor with your brother — at laste you tould me so." Flanagan started on hearing this. "Wid my brother!" said he — "why, I — I — what else could I tell you ? he was along wid the boys when I met them." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 125 " Took a sup on account o' what's expected ! — an' what's the manin' o' that, Bartle?" "Why, what would it mane — but — but — your marriage ?" "An' thundher an' fury," exclaimed Connor, his eye gleaming, " did you go to betray trust, an' min- tion Una's name an' mine, afther what I tould you?" " Don't be foolish, Connor," replied Flanagan; " is it mad you'd have me to be ? I said there was something expected soon, that 'ud surprise them; and when thev axed me what it was — honour bright ! I gave them a knowin' wink, but said nothin.' Eh! was that breakin' trust ? Arrah, be my soul, Connor, you don't trate me well by the words you spoke this blessed minute." " An' how does it come, Bartle, my boy, that you had one story last night, an' another to-day V "Faix, very aisily, bekase I forget what I said last night — for sure enough I was more cut than you thought — but didn't I keep it well in before the ould couple ?" "You did fairly enough — I grant that; but the moment you got into the barn a blind man could see it." " Bekase I didn't care a button wanst I escaped from the eye of your father; any how, bad luck to it tor whiskey; I have a murdherin' big heddick all day after it." " It's a bad weed, Bartle, and the less a man has 126 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, to do with it, the less he'll be throubled aither with a sore head or a sore conscience." " Connor, divil a one, but you're the moral of a good boy; I dunna a fault you have but one." " Come let us hear it." " I'll tell you some day, but not now, not now — but / will tell you — an' I'll let you know the reason thin that I don't mintion it now; an' in the mane time I'll sit down an' take a smoke." "A smoke! why I never knew you smoked." " Nor I, myself, till last night. This tindher box I was made a present of to light my pipe, when not near a coal. Begad, now that I think of it, I suppose it was smokiu' that knocked me up so much last night, an' made my head so sick to-day." "Ithelp'dit, I'll engage; if you take my advice it's a custom you wont lam." " I have a good dale to throuble me, Connor; you know I have; an' what we are brought down to now; I have more nor you'd believe to think of ; as much, any way, as 'ill make this box an' steel useful, I hope, — when I'm frettin'." Flanagan spoke truth, in assuring Connor that the apology given for his intoxication on the preceding night had escaped his memory. It was fortunate for him, indeed, that O'Donovan, like all candid and ingenuous persons, was utterly devoid of suspicion, otherwise he might have perceived by the discrepancy in the two accounts, as well as by Flanagan's confu- sion, that he was a person in whom it might not be prudent to place much confidence. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 127 CHAPTER VI. The tryste between Connor and Una was held at the same place and hour as before, and so rapid a progress had love made in each of their hearts, that we question if the warmth of their interview, though tender and innocent, would be apt to escape the censure of our stricter readers. Both were depressed by the pros- pect that lay before them, for Connor frankly assured her that he feared no earthly circumstance coidd ever soften his father's heart, so far as to be prevailed upon to establish him in life. " What then can I do, my darling Una ? If your father and mother wont consent — as I fear they wont — am I to bring you into the miserable cabin of a day labourer ? for to this the son of a man so wealthy as my father must sink. No, Una dear, I have sworn never to bring you to poverty, an' I will not." " Connor," she replied, somewhat gravely, " I thought you had formed a different opinion of me. You know but little of your own Una's heart, if you think she wouldn't live with you in a cabin a thou- sand an' a thousand times sooner than she would live with any other in a palace. I love you for your own sake, Connor; but it appears you don't think so." Woman can never bear to have her love under- 128 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, valued, nor the moral dignity of a passion which can sacrifice all worldly and selfish considerations to its own purity of attachment unappreciated. When she uttered the last words, therefore, tears of bitter sor- row, mingled with offended pride, came to her aid. She sobbed for some moments, and again went on to reproach him with forming so unfair an estimate of her affection. " I repeat that I loved you for yourself only, Connor, and I think of what I would feel, if you refused to spend your life in a cottage with me. If I thought you wished to marry me, not because I am Una O'Brien, but the daughter of a wealthy man, my heart would break, and if I thought you were not true-minded, and pure-hearted, and honourable, I Avould rather be dead than united to you at all." " I love you so well, and so much, Una, that I doubt I'm not worthy of you — an' it's fear of seein' you brought down to daily labour that's crushing an' breaking my heart." "But, dear Connor — what is there done by any cottager's wife that I don't do every day of my life? Do you think that my mother lets me pass my time in idleness, or that I myself could bear to be unem- ployed even if she did; I can milk, make butter, spin, sew, wash, knit, and clean a kitchen ; : — why, you have no notion," she added, with a smile, " what a clever cottager's wife I'd make." " Oh Una," said Connor, now melted into tender- ness greater than he had ever before felt; "Una dear, THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 129 it's useless — it's useless — I cau't, no I couldn't — an' I will not live without you, even if we were to beg together — but what is to be done ?" "Now," she replied, "while my brother John is at home is the time to propose it to my father and mother, who look upon him with eyes of such affec- tion and delight that I am half-inclined to think their consent may be gained." " May be, darling, his consent will be as hard to gain as their own." "Now," she replied, fondly, "only you're a hard- hearted thing that's afraid to live in a cottage with me, I could tell you some good news — or rather you doubt me — an' fear that I wouldn't live in one with you." A kiss was the reply, after which he said — " With you, my dear Una, now that you're satis- fied, I would live and die in a prison — with yov, with you — in whatever state of life we may be placed, with you, but without you — never, I could not — I could not " "Well, we are young, you know, and neither of us proud — and I am not a lazy girl — indeed I am not; but you forget the good news." " I forget that, and every thing else but yourself, darling, while I'm in your company. O heavens \ if you were once my own, and that we were never to be separated !" " Well, but the good news !" "What is it, dear V s G 2 130 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, " I have mentioned our affection to my brother, and he has promised to assist us. He has heard of your character, and of your mother's, and says that it's unjust to visit upon you " She paused — "you know, my dear Connor, that you must not be offended with any thing I say." " I know, my sweet treasure, what you're going to say," replied Connor with a smile; "nobody need be delicate in sayin' that my father loves the money, and knows how to put guinea to guinea: that's no secret: I wished he loved it less, to be sure, but it cannot be helped; in the manetime, ma colleen dhas dhun — oh, how I love them words ! God bless your brother, he must have a kind heart, Una dear, and he must love you very much, when he promises to assist us." "He has, and will; but Connor, why did you send such a disagreeable, forward, and prying person as your father's servant to bring me your message I I do not like him — he almost stared me out of coun- tenance." " Poor fellow," said Connor, " I feel a good dale for him, and I think he's an honest, good-hearted boy, an' besides, he's in love himself." " I know he was always a starer, and I say again I don't like him." " But as the case stands, dear Una, I have no one else to trust to — at all events, he's in our secret, and the best way, if he's not honest, is to keep him in it; at laste if we put him out of it now, he might be talkin' to our disadvantage afterwards." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 131 "There's truth in that, and we must only trust him with as little of our real secrets as possible; I cannot account for the strong prejudice I feel against him, and have felt for the last two years. He always dressed above his means, and once or twice attempted to speak to me." " Well, but I know he's in love with some one, for he tould me so; poor fellow, I'm bound, my dear Una, to show him any kindness in my power." After some further conversation, it was once more decided that Fardorougha should, on the next day, see the Bodagh and his wife, in order to ascertain whether their consent could be obtained to the union of our young and anxious lovers. This step, as the reader knows, was every way in accordance with Fardorougha's inclination. Connor himself would have preferred his mother's advocacy to that of a person possessing such a slender hold on their good will as his other parent. But upon consulting with her, she told him that the fact of the proposal coming from Fardorougha might imply a disposition on his part to provide for his son ; at all events, she hoped that contradiction, the boast of superior wealth, or some fortunate collision of mind and principle, might strike a spark of generous feeling out of her husband's heart, which nothing, she knew, under strong excite- ment, such as might arise from the bitter pride of the O'Briens, could possibly do. Besides, as she had no favourable expectations from the interview, she thought it an unnecessary and painful task to sub- 132 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, ject herself to the insults which she apprehended from the Bodagh's wife, whose pride and importance towered far and high over those even of her conse- quential husband. This just and sensible view of the matter, on the part of the mother, satisfied Connor, and reconciled him to the father s disinclination to be accompanied by her to the scene of conflict; for in truth, Fardo- rougha protested against her assistance with a bitter- ness which could not easily be accounted for. "If your mother goes, let her go by herself," said he; "for I'll not intherfare in't if she does. I'll take the dirty Bodagh and his fat wife my own way, which I can't do if Honor comes to be snibbin' an' makin' little o' me afore them. Maybe I'll pull down their pride for them betther than you think, an' in a way they're not prepared for; them an' their j an tin' car!" Neither Connor nor his mother could help being highly amused at the singularity of the miserable pomp and parsimonious display resorted to by Fardorougha, in preparing for this extraordinary mission. Out of an old strongly locked chest he brought forth a gala coat, which had been duly aired, but not thrice worn within the last twenty years. The progress of time and fashion had left it so odd, outre, and ridiculous, that Connor, though he laughed, could not help feeling depressed on considering the appearance his father must make when dressed, or rather disfigured, in it. Next came a pair of knee THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 133 breeches by the same hand, and which, in compliance with the taste of the age that produced them, were made to button so far down as the calf of the leg. Then appeared a waistcoat, whose long pointed flaps reached nearly to the knees. Last of all was pro- duced a hat not more than three inches deep in the crown, and brimmed so narrowly, that a spectator would almost imagine the leaf had been cut off. Having pranked himself out in those habiliments, contrary to the strongest expostulations of both wife and son, he took his staff and set forth. But lest the reader should expect a more accurate description of his person, when dressed, we shall endeavour at all events to present him with a loose outline. In the first place, his head was surmounted with a hat that resembled a flat skillet, wanting the handle; his coat, from which avarice and penury had caused him to shrink away, would have fitted a man twice his size, and as he had become much stooped, its tail, which, at the best, had been preposterously long, now nearly swept the ground. To look at him behind, in fact, he appeared all body. The flaps of his waist- coat he had pinned up with his own hands, by which piece of exquisite taste, he displayed a pair of thighs so thin and disproportioncd to his small-clothes, that he resembled a boy who happens to wear the breeches of a fullgrown man, so that to look at him in front he appeared all legs. A pair of shoes, polished with burned straw and buttermilk, and surmounted by two buckles, scoured awav to skeletons, completed his 134 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, costume. In this garb he set out with a crook- headed staff, into which long use, and the habit of griping fast whatever he got in his hand, had actually worn the marks of his forefinger and thumb. Bodagh Buie, his wife, and their two children, were very luckily assembled in the parlour, when the non-descript figure of the deputy wooer made his appearance on that part of the neat road which ter- minated at the gate of the little lawn that fronted the hall-door. Here there was another gate to the right, that opened into the farm or kitchen yard, and as Fardorougha hesitated which to enter, the family within had an opportunity of getting a clearer view of his features and person. " Who is that quare figure standin' there 1" in- quired the Bodagh; "did you ever see such a ah thin, who can he be ?" " Somebody comin' to some o' the sarvingts, I suppose," replied his wife; "why, thin, it's not un- like little Dick Groitha, the fairyman." In sober truth, Fardorougha was so completely disguised by his dress, especially by his hat, whose shallowness and want of brim gave his face and head so wild and eccentric an appearance, that we question if his own family, had they not seen him dress, could have recognized him. At length he turned into the kitchen-yard, and addressing a labourer whom he met, asked — " I say, nabour, which is the right way into Bodagh Buie's house ?" THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 135 " There's two riglit ways into it, an' you may take aither o' them — hut if you want any favour from him, vou had hetther call him Mr. O'Brien. The Bodagh's a name was first given to his father, an' he bein' a dacenter man, doesn't like it, although it sticks to him; so there's a lift for you, my hip- striddled little codger." '•' But which is the right door o' the house ?" " There it is, the kitchen — peg in — that's your inthraiice, barrin' you're a gintleman in disguise — an' if you be, why turn out again to that other gate, strip off your shoes, and pass up ginteely on your tippy-toes, and give a thunderin' whack to the green ring that's hangin' from the door. But see, friend," added the man, " maybe you'd do one a sarvice ?" " How," said Fardorougha, looking earnestly at him; " what is it ?" " Why, to lave us a lock o' your hair before you go," replied the wag, with a grin. The miser took no notice whatsoever of this, but was turning quietly out of the yard, to enter by the lawn, when the man called out in a commanding voice — " Back here, you codger — tundher an' thump — back I say — you wont be let in that way — thramp back, you leprechaun, into the kitchen — eh ? you wont — well, well, take what you'll get — an' that'll be the way back agin." 'Twas at this moment that the keen eye of Una recognised the features of her lover's father, and a 136 FARDOROUGHA THE MtSER; OR, smile which she felt it impossible to subdue, settled upon her face, which became immediately mantled with blushes. On hurrying out of the room she plucked her brother's sleeve, who followed her to the hall. " I can scarcely tell you, dear John," she said, speaking rapidly, " it's Fardorougha O' Donovan, Connor's father; and as you know his business, stay in the parlour;" she squeezed his hand/ and added with a smile on her face, and a tear in her eye, " I fear it's all over with me — I don't know whether to laugh or cry — but stay, John dear, an' fight my battle — poor Una's battle." She ran up stairs, and immediately one of the most beggarly, sordid, and pusillanimous knocks that ever spoke of starvation and misery was heard at the door. " I will answer it myself," thought the amiable brother; "for if my father or mother does, he surely will not be allowed in." John could scarcely preserve a grave face, when Fardorougha presented himself. " Is Misther O'Brien widin," inquired the usurer, shrewdly availing himself of the hint he received from the servant. " My father is," replied John; " have the good- ness to step in." Fardorougha entered immediately, followed by young O'Brien, who said, " Father, this is Mr. O' Donovan, who, it appears, has some important business with the family." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 137 " Don't be mistherin' me," replied Fardorougha, helping himself to a seat; " I'm too poor to he misthered." "With this family!" exclaimed the father in amazement; "what business can Fardorougha Do- novan have with this family, John ?" " About our childhre," replied the miser; "about my son and your daughther." " An' what about them," inquired Mrs. O'Brien; " do you dar to mintion them in the same day toge- ther ?" " Why not," said the miser; " ay, an' on the same night, too." "Upon my reputaytion, Mr. O'Donovan, you're extremely kind — now be a little more so, and let us undherstand you," said the Bodagh. " Poor Una," thought John; " all's lost; he will get himself kicked out to a certainty." " I think it's time we got them married," replied Fardorougha; " the sooner it's done the betther and the safer for both o' them— espeshally for the col- leen." " Dar a Lorha, he's cracked," said Mrs. O'Brien; " sarra one o' the poor sowl but's cracked about his money." " Poor sowl, woman alive ! wor you never poor yourself'/" " Yis I wor; an' I'm not ashamed to own it; but, Chiema, Frank," she added, addressing her hus- band, " there's no use in spakin' to him." 138 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, " Farclorouglia," said O'Brien seriously, " what brought you here V* " Why, to tell you an' your wife the state that my son, Connor, and your daughter's in about one another; an' to advise you both, if you have sinse, to get them married afore worse happens. It's your business more than mine" " You're right," said the Bodagh, aside to his wife; "he's sartinly deranged." " Fardorougha," he added, " have you lost any money lately ?" " I'm losin' every day," said the other; " I'm broke assistin' them that won't thank me, let alone paying me as they ought." " Then you have lost nothing more than usual ?" " If I didn't, I tell you there's a good chance of losin' it before me; — can a man call any money of his safe that's in another man's pocket 1" " An' so you've come to propose a marriage be- tween your son and my daughter, yet you lost no money, an' you're not mad ! " " Divil a morsel o' me's mad — but you'll be so, if you refuse to let this match go an." " Out wid him — a slum roghara"* shouted Mrs. O'Brien, in a state of most dignified offence ; " Damn ho orth, you ould knave, is it the son of a misert that has fleeced an' robbed the whole counthry side that we 'ud let our daughter, that resaved the finish to her eggjication in a Dubling boordin' school marry wid ?" — Vich na hoiah, this day!" * The old rogue. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 139 " You had no sich scruple yourself, ma'am," replied the bitter usurer; " when you bounced at the son of the ould Bodagh Buie, an' every one knows what he was." " He!" said the good woman; "an' is it runnin' up comparishments betuxt yourself an' him you are afther ? Why, Saint Pether wouldn't thrive on your money, you nager." " Maybe Saint Pether thruv an worse — but haven't you thruv as well on the Bodagh's, as if it had been honestly come by; I defy you an' the world both — to say that ever I tuck a penny from any one, more than my right. Lay that to the mimory of the ould Bodagh, an' see if it'll fit. It's no light guinea, any how." Had Fardorougha been a man of ordinary standing and character in the country, from whom an insult could be taken, he would no doubt have been by a very summary process expelled the parlour. The history of his querulous and irascible temper, how- ever, was so well known, and his offensive eccentri- city of manner, a matter of such established fact, that the father and son, on glancing at each other, were seized with the same spirit, and both gave way to an uncontrollable fit of laughter. " Is it a laughin' stock you're makin' of it," said Mrs. O'Brien, highly indignant. " Faith, achora, it may be no laughin' stock afther all," replied the Bodagh. " I think, mother," observed John, " that you 140 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, and my father had better treat the matter with more seriousness. Connor O'Donovan is a young man not to be despised by any person at all near his own class of life who regards the peace and welfare of a daugh- ter. His character stands very high; indeed, in every way unimpeachable." The bitter scowl which had sat upon the small dark features of Fardorougha, when replying to the last attack of Mrs. O'Brien, passed away as John spoke. — The old man turned hastily round, and sur- veying the eulogist of his son, said, " God bless you, asthore, for thim words; and they're throe — thrue as the gospel ; arrah what are you both so proud of 7 I defy you to get the aquil of my son in the barony of Lisnamona, either for face, figure or timper. I say he's fit to be a hus- band for as good a girl as ever stood in your daugh- ter's shoes; and from what I hear of her, she's as good a girl as ever the Almighty put breath in; God bless you, young man! you're a credit yourself to any parents." " An' we have nothin' to say aginst your son, nor aginst your wife aither," replied the Bodagh; " an' if your own name was as clear — if you wor looked upon as they are — tut, I'm spaking nonsense ! How do I know whether ever your son and my daughter spoke a word to one another or not V " I'll go bail Ooiia never opened her lips to him," said her mother; " I'll go bail she had more spirit." " An' I'll go bail she can't live widout him, an' THE CONVICTS OF LISXAMONA. 141 will have him whether you like it or not," said Far- dorougha. " Mother," observed John, " will you and my father come into the next room for a minute — I wish to say a word or two to each of you ; and will you, Fardorougha, have the goodness to sit here till we return ?" " Devil a notion," replied O'Donovan, " I have of stirrin' my foot till the thing's settled one way or other." " Now," said young O'Brien, when they had got into the back parlour, " it's right that you both should know to what length the courtship between Una and Connor O'Donovan has gone." " Coortship ! Vlch na hoiali ! sure she wouldn't go to coort wid the son o' that ould schamer." " I'm beginning to fear that it's too thrue," ob- served the Bodagh; " and if she has — but let us hear Jokn." " It's perfectly true, indeed, mother, that she has" said the son. " Yes, and they are both this moment pledged, betrothed, promised, solemnly pro- mised, to each other; and in my opinion the old man within is acting a more natural part than either of you give him credit for."' "Well, well, well," exclaimed the mother; "who afther that would ever thrust a daughter ? The girl that we rared up as tindher as a chicking, to go to throw herself away upon the son of ould Fardo- rougha Donovan, the misert. Confusion to the 142 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, ring ever he'll put an her ! I'd see her stretched* first." " I agree with you in that, Bridget," said the husband; " if it was only to punish her thrachery and desate, I'll take good care a ring will never go on them — but how do you know all this, John ?" " From Una's own lips, father." The Bodagh paced to and fro in much agitation; one hand in his small-clothes pocket, the other twirl- ing his watch key as rapidly as he could. The mo- ther, in the mean time, had thrown herself into a chair, and gave way to a violent fit of grief. " And you have this from Uua's own lips ?" " Indeed, father, I have; and it is much to her credit that she was candid enough to place such con- fidence in her brother." " Pledged and promised to one another ! Bridget, who could believe this ? " Believe it ! I don't believe it — it's only a schame of the hussey to get him. Oh, thin, Queen of heaven, this day, but it's black news to us !" " John," said the father, " tell Una to come down to us. " Father, I doubt that's rather a trying task for her. I wish you wouldn't insist." " Go off, sir; she must come down immediately. I'll have it from her own lips, too." Without another word of remonstrance the son went to bring her down. When the brother and * Dead. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 143 sister entered the room, O'Brien still paced the floor. He stood, and turning his eyes upon his daughter with severe displeasure, was about to speak, but he appeared to have lost the power of utterance; and after one or two ineffectual attempts, the big tears fairlv rolled down his cheeks. " See, see," said the mother, " see what you have brought us to. Is it thrue that you're promised to Fardorougha's son ?" Una tottered over to a chair, and the blood left her cheeks; her lips became dry, and she gasped for breath. " Why don't you think it worth your while to answer me ?" continued the mother. The daughter gave a look of deep distress and sup- plication at her brother; but when she perceived her father in tears, her head sank down upon her bosom. ""What! what! Una," exclaimed the Bodagh, " Una " But ere he could complete the ques- tion the timid creature fell senseless upon the floor. For a long time she lay in that friendly trance; for such in truth it was to a delicate being, subjected to an ordeal so painful as that she was called upon to puss through. We have, indeed, remarked that there is in the young, especially in those of the softer sex, a feeling of terror, and shame, and confusion, when called upon by their parents to disclose a forbidden passion, that renders its avowal perhaps the most formidable task which the young heart can undergo. It is a fearful trial for the youthful, and one which 144 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, parents ought to conduct with surpassing delicacy and tenderness, unless they wish to drive the inge- nuous spirit into the first steps of falsehood and deceit. " Father," said John, " I think you may rest satisfied with what you witness; and I am sure it cannot make you or my mother happy to see poor Una miserable." Una, who had been during the greater part of her swoon supported in her weeping and alarmed mo- ther's arms, now opened her eyes, and after casting an affrighted look about the room, she hid her face in her mother's bosom, and exclaimed, as distinctly as the violence of sobbing grief would permit her: " Oh, mother dear, have pity on me; bring me up stairs and I will tell you." " I do, I do pity you," said the mother, kissing her; " I know you'll be a good girl yet, Oona." " Una," said her father, placing his hand gently on her shoulder, " was I ever harsh to you, or did I " " Father dear," she returned, interrupting him, " I would have told you and my mother, but that I was afraid." There was something so utterly innocent and art- less in this reply, that each of the three persons present felt sensibly affected by its extreme and childlike simplicity. " Don't be afraid of me, Una," continued the Bodagh, " but answer me truly, like a good girl; THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. N. r > and I swear upon my reputaytion that I won't be angry. Do you love the son of this Fardorougha 1" " Not, father, because he's Fardorougha's son," said Una, whose face was still hid in her mother's bosom; "I would rather he wasn't." " But you do love him ?" " For three years he has scarcely been out of my mind." Something that might be termed a smile crossed the countenance of the Bodagh at this intimation. " God help you, for a foolish child," said he; " you're a poor counsellor when left to defend your own cause." " She won't defend it by a falsehood, at all events," observed her trustworthy and affectionate brother. " No, she wouldn't," said the mother, " and I did her wrong awhile ago to say that she'd schame any thing about it." " And are you and Connor O'Donovan promised to aich other ?" inquired the father again. " But it wasn't I that proposed the promise," returned Una. " Oh, the desparate villain," exclaimed her father, " to be guilty of sucb a thing; but you took the promise Una — you did — you did — I needn't ask." " No," replied Una. "No!" re-echoed the father; "then you did not give the promise." " I mean," she rejoined, " that you needn't ask." "Oh, faith, that alters the case extramely. Now H 146 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, Una, this — all this promising that has past betune you and Connor O'Donovan is mere folly. If you prove to be the good obadient girl that I hope you are, you'll put him out of your head, and thin you can give back to one another whatever promises you made." This was succeeded by a silence of more than a minute. Una at length arose, and with a composed energy of manner, that was evident by her sparkling eye and bloodless cheek, she approached her father, and calmly kneeling down, said slowly but firmly: " Father, if nothing else can satisfy you, J will give back my promise; but then, father, it will break my heart, for I know — I feel — how I love him, and how I'm loved by him." " I'll get you a better husband," replied her father — " far more wealthy and more respectable than he is." "I'll give back the promise," said she; "but the man is not living, except Connor O'Donovan, that will ever call me wife. More wealthy ! more respectable! — oh, it was only himself I loved. Fa- ther, I'm on my knees before you, and before my mother ; I have only one request to make — oh, don't break your daughter's heart ! " " God direct us," exclaimed her mother; " it's hard to know how to act. If it would go so hard upon her, sure" — " Amen," said her husband; " may God direct us to the best. I'm sure God knows," he continued, THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 14" now much affected, " that I would rather break mv own heart than yours, Uua. Get up, dear — rise. John, how would you advise us ?" " I don't see what serious objection after all," re- plied the son, " either you or my mother can have to Connor O'Donovan. He is every way worthy of her, if he is equal to his character; and as for wealth, I have often heard it said that his father was a richer man than yourself." "Afther all," said the mother, " she might be very well wid him." " I'll tell you what I'll do then," said the Bodagh, " let us see the ould man himself, and if he settles his son dacently in life, as he can do if he wishes, why I won't see that poor, foolish, innocent girl breaking her heart." Una, who sat with her face still averted, now ran to her father, and throwing her arms about his neck, wept aloud, but said nothing. " Ay, ay," said the latter, " it's very fine now that you have every thing your own way, you girsha; but, sure, you're all the daughter we have, achora; and it would be too bad not to let you have a little of your own opinion in the choice of a husband. Now, go up stairs, or where you plase, till we see what can be done with Fardorougha himself." With smiling face, and glistening eyes, Una passed out of the room, scarcely sensible whether she walked, ran, or flew, while the others went to renew the dis- cussion with Fardorougha. 148 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, "Well," said the miser, "you found out, I sup- pose, that she can't do widout him?" " Provided we consint to the marriage," asked the Bodagh, " how will you settle your son in life?" " Who would I settle in life, if I wouldn't settle my only son?" replied the other; "who else is there to get all I have?" "That's very true," observed the Bodagh; "but state plainly what you'll do for him on his marriage." " Do you consint to the marriage all ofyees?" "That's not the question," said the other. " Divil a word I'll answer, till I know whether yees do or not," said Fardorougha. "Say at once that you consint, and thin I'll spake — I'll say what I'll do." The Bodagh looked inquiringly at his wife and son. The latter nodded affirmatively. " We do consent," he added. " That shows your own sinse," said the old man. " Now what fortune will you portion your co//pp/> wid?" "That depiuds upon what you 11 do for your son," returned the Bodagh. " And that depends upon what you'll do for your daughter," replied the sagacious old miser. "At this rate we're not likely to agree." " Nothin's asier; you have only to spake out; besides, it's your business, bein' the colleen's father." " Try him, and name something fair," whispered John. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 149 " If I give her a farm of thirty acres of good land, stocked and all, what will you do for Connor?" " More than that, five times over; I'll give him all I have. An' now, when will we marrv them? Throth it was best to make things clear," added the knave, " and undherstand one another at wanst. When will we marry them?" " Not till yon say out openly and fairly the exai-t sum of money you'll lay down on the nail — an' that before ever a ring goes upon them." " Give it up, acushla," said the wife, " you see there's no schrewin' a promise out of him, let alone a penny." " What 'ud yees have me do?" said the old man, raising his voice. "Won't he have all I'm worth? Who else is to have it? Am I to make a beggar of myself to plase you? Can't they live on your farm till I die, an' thin it'll all come to them? " And no thanks to you for that, Fardorougha," said the Bodagh. " No, no; I'll never buy a pig in a pok&. If you won't act ginerously by your son, go borne, in the name of goodness, and let us hear no more about it." " Why, why?" said the miser, " are yees mad to miss what I can lave him? If you knew how much it is, you'd snap ; but, God help me, what am I savin'? I'm poorer than any body thinks. I am — I am; an' will starve among you all, if God hasn't sed it. Do you think I don't love my sou as well, an' a thousand times better than you do your daughter ? 150 FARDOROTJGHA THE MISER; OR, God alone sees how my heart's in him — in my own Connor, that never gave me a sore heart — my brave, my dutiful boy!" He paused, and the scalding tears here ran down his shrunk and furrowed cheeks, whilst he wrung his hands, started to his feet, and looked about him like a man encompassed by dangers that threatened instant destruction. " If you love your son so well," said John, mildly, " why do you grudge to share your wealth with him? It is but natural, and it is your duty." " Natural! what's natural? — to give away — is it to love him you mane? It is, it's tmnatural to give it away. He's the best son — the best — what do you mane, I say? — let me alone — let me alone — I could give my blood, my blood, to sich a boy; but, you want to kill me — you want to kill me, an' thin you'll get all, but he'll cross you, never fear — my boy will save me — he's not tired o' me — he'd give up fifty girls sooner than see a hair of his father's head injured — so do vour best, while I have Connor I'm not afraid of yees. Thanks be to God that sent him," he exclaimed, "oh thanks be to God that sent him to comfort an' pro- tect his father from the schames and villany of them that 'ud bring him to starvation for their own ends !" " Father," said John, in a low tone, " this strug- gle between avarice and natural affection is awful. See how his small grey eyes glare, and the froth rises white to his thin shrivelled lips. What is to be done?" THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 151 " Fardorougha," said the Bodagh, "it's over; don't distress yourself — keep your money — there will be no match between our childre." " Why? why won't there?" he screamed — " why won't there I say? Haven't you enough for them until / die? Would you see your child breakin' her heart? Bodagh, vou have no nathur in vou — no bowels for }"Our colleen dhas. But I'll spake for her — I'll argue wid you till this time to-morrow, or Til make you show feelin' to her — an' if you don't — if you don't " " Wid the help o' God, the man's as mad as a March hare," observed Mrs. O'Brien, "and there's no use in losin' breath wid him." " If it's not insanity," said John, " I know not what it is." "Young man," proceeded Fardorougha, who evi- dently paid no attention to what the mother and son said, being merely struck by the voice of the latter — " young man, you're kind, you have sinse and feelin' — spake to your father — don't let him destroy his child — don't ax him to starve me, that never did him harm. He loves you — he loves you, for he can't but love you — sure, I know how I love my own darlin' boy ; oh, spake to him — I'll go down on my two knees to you, to beg, as you hope to see God in heaven, that you'll make him not brake his daughter's heart! She's your own sister — there's but the two of yees, an' oh, don't desart her iiv this thr'-nble — this heavy, heavy throuble!" 152 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, " I won't interfere farther in it," replied the young man, who, however, felt disturbed and anxious in the extreme. " Mrs. O'Brien," said he, turning imploringly, and with a wild haggard look to the Bodagh 's wife, " I'm turnin' to you — you're her mother — oh think, think ." " I'll think no more about it," she replied. " You're mad, an' thank God, we know it. Of coorse it 'ill run in the family, for which reasing my daughter 'ill never be joined to the son of a madman." He then turned as a last resource to O'Brien him- self. " Bodagh — Bodagh, I say :" here his voice rose to a frightful pitch : " I enthrate, I ordher, I com- mand you to listen to me! Marry them — don't kill your daughter, an' don't, don't, don't dare to kill my son. If you do I'll curse you till the marks of your feet will scorch the ground you tread on. Oh," he exclaimed, his voice now sinking, and his reason awaking, apparently from exhaustion, "what is come over me ? what am I sayin' ? — but it's all for my son, my son." He then sat down, and for more than twenty minutes wept like an infant, and sobbed, and sighed, as if his heart would break. A feeling very difficult to be described hushed his amazed auditory into silence ; they felt something like pity towards the unfortunate old man, as well as respect for that aifection which struggled with such moral heroism against the frightful vice that attempted to subdue this last surviving virtue in the breast of the miser. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 153 On his getting calm, they spoke to him kindly, but in firm and friendly terms communicated their ultimate determination, that in consequence of his declining to make an adequate provision for his son, the marriage could by no means take place. He then got his hat, and attempted to go to the road which led to the little lawn, but so complete was his abstraction, and so exhausted his faculties, that it was not without John's assistance he could reach the gate which lay before his eyes. He first turned out of the walk to the right, then crossed over to the left, and felt surprised that a wall opposed him in each direction. " You are too much disturbed," said John, " to perceive the way, but I will show you." " I suppose I thought it was at home I was," he replied, " bekase at my own house one must turn ait her to the right or to the left, as, indeed, I'm in the custom of doin'." h2 154 FARDOROIGHA THE MISER; OR, CHAPTER VII. Whilst Fardorougha was engaged upon this ill-ma- naged mission, his wife, who felt that all human efforts at turning the heart of her husband from his wealth must fail, resolved to have recourse to a higher power. With this purpose in view, she put on her Sunday dress, and informed Connor that she was about to go for a short time from home. " I'll be back if I can," she added, " before your father comes; and indeed it's as good not to let him know any thing about it." " About what, mother? for I know as little about it as he does." " Why, dear, I'm goin' to get a couple o' masses sed, for God to turn his heart from that cursed airaghid it's fixed upon. Sure it houlds sich a hard grip of his poor sowl, that it'll be the destruction of him here an' hereafther. It'll kill him afore his time, an' then I thrimble to think of his chance above." " The object is a good one, sure enough, an' it bein' for a spiritual purpose, I suppose the priest won't object to it." " Why would he, dear, an' it for the good of his sowl. Sure, when Pat Lanigan was jealous, his wife THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 155 got three masses sed for him; an' wid the help of God, he was cured sound an' clane."* Connor could not help smiling at this extraordi- nary cure for jealousy, nor at the simple piety of a heart, the strength of whose affection he knew so well. After her return she informed the son, that in addition to the masses to be said against his father's avarice, she had some notion of getting another said towards his marriage with Una. " I was goin'," she proceeded, " to slip it in along wid your father's business, but I thought it wouldn't be fair or honest to trick his reverence that way upon the bare price of the two he is to say; for aldhough it 'ud be killin' two birds wid one stone, still it mightn't bring about the match in regard o' the roguery on my part." " God help you, mother," said Connor, laughing; " for I think you one of the innocentest women that ever lived; but whisht!" he added, " here's my fatber — God grant that he may bring good news!" When Fardorougha entered he was paler or rather sallower than usual; and on his thin, puckered face, the lines that marked it were exhibited with a dis- tinctness greater than ordinary. His eyes appeared to have sunk back more deeply into his head; his cheeks had fallen farther into his jaws; his eye was gleamy and disturbed; and his whole appearance be- spoke trouble and care, and the traces of a strong and recent struggle within him. * Strange as it may appear, masses are said for such purposes. 156 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, " Father," said Connor, with a beating heart, " for heaven's sake, what news — what tidings ? I trust — I trust in God it's good." " They have no bowels, Connor — they have no bowels, thim O'Briens." " Then you didn't succeed." " The father's as great a bodagh as him he was called after — they're a bad pack — an' you mustn't think of any one belongin' to them." " But tell us, man dear," said the v\ife, " what passed — let us know it all." " Why they would do nothin' — they wouldn't hear of it. I went on my knees to them — ay to every one of them, barrin' the colleen herself; but 'twas all no use — it's to be no match." " And why, father, did you go on your knees to any of them," said Connor; " I'm sorry you did that" " I did it on your account, Connor, an' I'd do it agin on your account, poor boy." " Well, well, it can't be helped." " But tell me, Fardorougha," inquired Honor, "was any of the fault your own — what did you offer to do for Connor?" " Let me alone," said he, peevishly ; " I won't be crass-questioned about it. My heart's broke among you all — what did I offer to do for Connor 1 The match is knocked up I tell you — and it must be knocked up. Connor's young, an' it'll be time enough for him to marry this seven years to come." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 1 ."> 7 As he said this, the fire of avarice blazed in his eyes, and he looked angrily at Honor, then at the son; but while contemplating the latter, his counte- nance changed from anger to sorrow, and from sorrow to a mild and serene expression of affection. " Connor, avick," said he, " Connor, sure you'll not blame me in this business ? sure you won't blame your poor, heart-broken father, let thim say what they will — sure you won't, avilish ?" "Don't fret on my account, father," said the son; " why should I blame you? God knows you're strivin to do what you would wish for me." " No, Honor, I knew he wouldn't," he shouted, rising up, "he wouldn't make a saycrefize o' me! Connor, save me, save me," he shrieked, throwing his arms about his neck; "save me, my heart's breakin'; somethin's tearin' me different ways in- side; I can cry, you see; I can cry, but I'm still as hard as a stone; it's terrible this I'm sufferin' — terri- ble all out for a weak old man like me. Oh, Connor, avick, what 'ill I do ? Honor, achora, what 'ill be- come o' me; amn't I strugglin, strugglin' aginst it, whatever it is; don't yees pity me ? don't ye, avick machree, don't ye, Honor ? oh, don't yees pity me ?" " God pity you !" said the wife, bursting into tears; " what will become of you? pray to God, Far- dorougha, pray to him. No one alive can change your heart but God. I wint to the priest to-dav, to get two masses said to turn your heart from that cursed money. I didn't intind to tell you, but I do, 158 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, bekase it's your duty to pray now, above all times, an' to back the priest as well as you can." " It's the best advice, father, you could get," said the son, as he helped the trembling old man to his seat. " An' who bid you thin to go to lavish money that way V said he, turning snappishly to Honor, and relapsing again into the peevish spirit of avarice; " Saver o' Heaven, but you'll kill me, woman, afore you have done wid me. How can I stand it, to have my hard-earned an' for what ? to turn my heart from money ! I don't want to be turned from it — I don't wish it ! Money! — I have no money; nothin', nothin' ; an' if there's not better decreed for me, I'll be starved yet; an' is it any wondher ? to be robbin' me the way you're doin' !" His wife clasped her hands, and looked up towards heaven in silence, and Connor, shaking his head despairingly, passed out to seek Flanagan, with whom he had not spoken that day. Briefly, and with a heavy heart, he communicated to him the un- successful issue of his father's interference, and asked his opinion as to how he should conduct himself under circiimstances so disastrous to his happiness and prospects. Bartle advised him to seek another interview with Una, and for that purpose, offered, as before, to ascertain, in the course of that evening at what time and place she would see him. This sug- gestion, in itself so natural, was adopted, and as Connor felt with peculiar acuteness the pain of the THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 159 situation in which he was placed, he manifested little tendency to conversation, and the evening, conse- quently, passed heavily and in silence. Dusk however arrived, and Bartle prepared him- self to execute the somewhat difficult commission he had so obligingly undertaken. He appeared, how- ever, to have caught a portion of Connor's despon- dency, for, when about to set out he said " that he felt his spirits sunk and melancholy ; just," he added, " as if some misfortune, Connor, was afore aither or both of us : for my part, I'd stake my life tbat things will go ashaughran* one way or other, an' that you'll never call Una O'Brien your wife." " Bartle," replied the other, " I only want you to do my message, an' not to be prophesyin' ill; bad news comes too soon, without your tellin' us of it aforehand. God knows, Bartle dear, I'm distressed enough as it is, and want my spirits to be kept up rather than put down." " No, Connor, but you want somethin' to divart your mind off of tliis business altogether for a while; an' upon my saunnies it 'ud be a charity for some friend to give you a fresh piece of fun to think of; so keep up your heart, how do you know but I may do that much for you myself? But I want you to lend me the loan of a pair of shoes; divil a tatther of these will be together soon, barrin' I get them mended in time; you can't begrudge that, any how, an' me wearin' them on your own business." • Astray. 160 FARDOROTJGHA THE MISER; OR, " Nonsense, man; to be snre I will; stop an' I'll bring them out to you in half a shake." He accordingly produced a pair of shoes, nearly new, and told Bartle that if he had no objection to accept of them as a present, he might consider them as his own. This conversation took place in Fardorougha's barn, where Flanagan always slept, and kept his small deal trunk. He paused a moment when this good natured offer was made to him, but as it was dark no particular ex- pression could be discovered on his countenance. "No !" said he vehemently; "may I go to perdi- tion if I ought: — Connor — Connor 0' Donovan — you'd turn the div " " Hut, Bartle, don't be angry — when I offered them, I didn't mean to give you the slightest offence; it's enough for you to tell me you won't have them without gettin' into a passion." " Have what ? what are you spakin' about ?" "Why — about the shoes; what else ?" "Yes, faith, sure enough — well, ay, the shoes ! — don't think of it, Connor — I'm hasty; too much so, indeed, an' that's my fault. I'm like all good- natured people in that respect; however I'll borry them for a day or two, till I get my own patched up some way. But, death alive, why did you get at this season o' the year three rows of sparables in the soles o' them ?" he asked, running his fingers along the soles as he spoke. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 161 "Bekase they last longer, of coorse; and now, Bartle, be off, and don't let the grass grow under your feet till I see you agin." Connor's patience, or rather his impatience that night was severely taxed. Hour after hour elapsed, and yet Bartle did not return. At length he went to his father's sleeping room, and informed him of the message he had sent through Flanagan to Una. " I will sleep in the barn to-night, father,'' he added; "an never fear, let us talk as we may, but we'll be up early enough in the morning, plase God. I couldn't sleep, or go to sleep, till I hear what news he brings back to me; so do you rise and secure the door, an' I'll make my shake down wid Bartle for tins night." The father, who never refused him any thing im- pecuniary, (if we may be allowed the word,) did as the son requested him, and again went to bed, uncon- scious of the thundercloud which was so soon to burst upon them both. Bartle, however, at length returned, and Connor had the satisfaction of hearing that his faithful Una would meet him the next night, if possible, at the hour of twelve o'clock in her father's haggard. Her parents, Bartle told him, had laid an injunction upon her never to see him again; she was watched too, and unless when the household were asleep, she found it altogether impracticable to effect any appointment whatsoever with her lover. She could not even pro- mise with certainty to meet him on that night, but I (52 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, she desired him to come, and if she failed to be punctual, not to leave the place of appointment for at least an hour. After that, if she appeared not, then he was to wait no longer. Such was the purport of the message which Flanagan delivered him. Flanagan was the first up the next morning, for the purpose of keeping an appointment which he had with Biddy Nulty, whom we have already introduced to the reader. On being taxed with meanness by this weak but honest creature, for having sought service with the man who had ruined his family, he promised to acquaint her with the true motive which had induced him to enter into Fardorougha's employment. Their conversation on this point, however, was merely a love scene, in which Bartle attempted to satisfy her that to an attachment for herself of some months' standing, might be ascribed his humiliation in be- coming a servant to the oppressor and destroyer of his house. He then passed from themselves and their prospects to Connor and Una O'Brien, with whose affection for each other, as the reader knows, he was first made acquainted by his fellow-servant. "It's terrible, Biddy," said he, "to think of the black and revengeful heart that Connor bears to Bodagh Buie and his family, merely bekase they refuse to let him marry Una. I'm afeared, Biddy darlin', that there'll be dark work about it on Connor's side; an' if you hear of any thing bad hap- penin' to the Bodagh, you'll know where it comes from." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 163 " I don't b'lieve it, Bartle, nor I won't b'lieve it — not, any way, till I hear that it happens. But what is it he intends to do to them ?" "That's more than I know myself," replied Bartle; " I axed as much, an' he said till it was done nobody would be the wiser." "That's quare," said the girl, "for a betther heart than Connor has God never made." "You think so, agra, but wait; do you watch, and you'll find that he won't come in to-night. I know uothin' myself of what he's about, for he's as close as his father's purse, an' as deep as a draw-well, ay, an' as fair-faced as the divil, when the ould boy wants to tempt a priest; but this I know, that he has black business on his hands, whatever it is. Be the crass, I tremble to think of it !" Flanagan then got tender, and after pressing his suit with all the eloquence he was master of, they separated, he to his labour in the fields, and she to her domestic employment, and the unusual task of watch- ing the motions of her master's son. Flanagan, in the course of the day, suggested to Connor the convenience of sleeping that night also in the barn. The time of meeting, he said, was too late, and his father s family, who were early in their hours both night and morning, would be asleep even before they set out. He also added, that lest any of the O'Briens or their retainers should surprise him and Una, he had made up his mind to accompany him, and act as a vidette during their interview. 164 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, Connor felt this devotion of Bartle to his dearest interests, as every grateful and generous heart would. " Bartle," said he, " when we are married, if it's ever in my power to make you aisy in life, may I never prosper if I don't do it; at all evints, in some way I'll reward you." " If you're ever able, Connor, I'll have no objection to be behouldin' to you : that is, if you're ever able, as vou sav." " And if there's a just God in heaven, Bartle, who sees niy heart, however things may go against me for a time, I say I will be able to sarve you, or any other friend that desarves it. But about sleepin' in to- night — of coorse I wouldn't be knockin' up my father, and disturbin' my poor mother for no rason; so of coorse, as I said, I'll sleep in the barn: it makes no difference one way or other." "Connor," said Flanagan, with much solemnitv, "if Bodagh Buie's wise, he'll marry you an' his daughter as fast as he can." "An' why, Bartle?" "Why, for rasons you know nothin' about. Of late he's got very much out o' favour, in regard of not comin' in to what people wish." "Spake plainer, Bartle; I'm in the dark now." "There's work goin' on in the counthry, that you and every one like you ought to be up to; but you know nothin', as I said, about it. Now Bodagh Buie, as far as I hear — for I'm in the dark myself nearly as much as you — Bodagh Buie houlds out THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 165 against them : an' not only that, I'm tould, but gives them hard words, an' sets them at defiance." " But what has all this to do with me marrying his daughter ?" " Why, he wants some one badly to stand his friend wid them; an' if you were married to her, yon would on his account become one o' them; begad as it is you ought, for to tell you the truth there's talk — strong talk too, about payin' him a nightly visit that mayn't sane him." "Then, Bartle, you're consarned in this business." "No, faith, not yet; but I suppose I must, if I wish to be safe in the counthry; an' so must vou too for the same rason." "And, if not up, how do you know so much about it ?" " From one o' themselves, that wishes the Bodagh well; ay, an' let me tell you, that he's a marked man, an' the night was appointed to visit him : still it was put back to thry if he could be managed, but he couldn't; an' all I know about it is that the time to reinimber him is settled, an' he's to get it, an', along wid other things, he'll be ped for turnin' off — how- ever I can't say any more about that." " How long is it since you knew this ?" " Not long — only since last night, or you'd 'a got it before this. The best way, I think, to put him on his guard 'ud be to seud him a scrape of a line wid no name to it." "Bartle," replied Connor, "I'm as much be- houldin' to you for this, as if it had been myself or 166 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, my father that was marked. God knows you have a good heart, an' if you don't sleep sound, I'm at a loss to know who ought." " Ma choirp an diouol but it's hard to tell who has a good heart, Connor; I'd never say any one has till I'd see them well thried." At length the hour for setting out arrived, and both, armed with good oaken cudgels, proceeded to Bodagh Buie's haggard, whither they arrived a little before the appointed hour. An utter stillness prevailed round the place — not a dog barked — not a breeze blew, nor did a leaf move on its stem, so calm and warm was the night. Neither moon nor stars shone in the firmament, and the darkness seemed kindly to throw its dusky mantle over this sweet and stolen interview of our young lovers. As yet, however, Una had not come, nor could Connor, on surveying the large massy farm-house of the Bodagh, perceive any appearance of light, or hear a single sound, how- ever faint, to break the stillness in which it slept. Bartle, immediately after their arrival in the haggard, separated from his companion, in order, he said, to give notice of interruption, should Una be either watched or followed. " Besides, you know," he added, " sweethearts like nobody to be present but themselves, when they do be speakin' soft to one another. So I'll just keep dodgin' about, from place to place, wid my eye an' ear both open, an' if any intherloper comes I'll give yees the hard word." Heavily and lazily creep those moments during THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 167 which an impatient lover awaits the approach of his mistress; and woe betide the wooer of impetuous temperament who is doomed, like our hero, to watch a whole hour and a half in vain. Many a theory did his fancy body forth, and many a conjecture did he form as to the probable causes of her absence. Was it possible that they watched her even in the dead hour of night 1 Perhaps the grief she felt at her father's refusal to sanction the match had brought on indisposition; and, — oh, harrowing thought! perhaps they had succeeded in prevailing upon her to renounce him and his hopes for ever. But no; their affection was too pure and steadfast to admit of a supposition so utterlv unreasonable. What then could have pre- vented her from keeping an appointment so essential to their future prospects, and to the operations neces- sary for them to pursue ? Some plan of intercourse, some settled mode of communication must be con- certed between them, a circumstance the necessity of which was as well known to herself as to him. "Well, well," thought he, " whatever's the reason of her not comin', I'm sure the fault is not her's; at all events, there's no use in waitin' this night any longer." Flanagan it appeared was of the same opinion, for in a minute or two he made his appearance, and urged their return home. It was clear, he said, that no interview could take place that night, and the sooner they reached the barn and got to bed the better. 16S FARDOROTJGHA THE MISER; OR, " Folly me," he added; " we can pass through the yard cross the road before the hall-door, and get over the stile, by the near way through the fields that's behind the orchard." Connor, who was by no means so well acquainted with the path as his companion, followed him in the way pointed out, and in a few minutes they found themselves walking at a brisk pace in a direction that led homeward by a shorter cut. Connor's mind was too much depressed for conversation, and both were proceeding in silence, when Flanagan started in alarm, and pointed out the figure of some one walking directly towards them. In less than a minute the person, whoever he might be, had come within speak- ing distance, and, as he shouted out " who comes tbere ?" Flauagan bolted across the ditch along which they had been going, and disappeared. "A friend," returned Connor, in reply to the question. The other man advanced, and with a look of deep scrutiny peered into his face. " A friend," he ex- claimed; " faith, it's a quare hour for a friend to be out. Who are you, eh 1 Is this Connor O'Donovan ?" " It is: but you have the advantage of me." " If your father was here he would know Phil Curtis, anyway." " I ought to 'a known the voice myself," said Connor; " Phil, how are you? an' what's bringing yourself out at this hour ?" "Why I want to buy a couple o' milch cows in the THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 169 fair o' Kilturbit, an' I'm goin' to catch my horse an' make ready. It's a stiff ride from this, an' by the time I'm there it'll be late enough for business, I'm thinkin'. There was some one wid ye; who was it?" " Come, come," said Connor good-humouredly, " he was out coortin', and doesn't wish to be known; and Phil, as you had the luck to meet me, I beg you, for heaven's sake, not to breathe that you seen me near Bodagh Buie's tonight; I have various rasons for it." " It's no sacret to me as it is," replied Curtis; "half the parish knows it; so make your mind asy on that head. Good night, Connor ! I wish you success, any how; you'll be a happy man if you get her; although from what I hear has happened, you have a bad chance, except herself stands to you." The truth was, that Fardorougha's visit to the Bodagh, thanks to the high tones of his own shrill voice, had drawn female curiosity, already suspicious of the circumstances, to the key-hole of the parlour- door, where the issue and object of the conference soon became known. In a short time it had gone among the servants, and from them was transmitted, in the course of that and the following day, to the tenants and day labourers, who contrived to multiplv it with such effect, that, as Curtis said, it was in- deed no secret to the greater part of the parish. Flanagan soon rejoined Connor, who, on taxing him with his flight, was informed, with an appearance i 1/0 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, of much regret, that a debt of old standing due to Curtis had occasioned it. " And upon my saunnies, Connor, I'd rather any time go up to my neck in wather than meet a man that I owe money to, whin I can't pay him. I knew Phil very well, even before he spoke, and that was what made me cut an' nm." " What !" said Connor, looking towards the east, " can it be day-light so soon ?" " Begad it surely cannot," replied his companion. " Holy mother above, what is this ?" Both involuntarily stood to contemplate the strange phenomenon which presented itself to their observa- tion ; and, as it was certainly both novel and startling in its appearance, we shall pause a little to describe it more minutely. The night, as we have already said, was remark- ably dark, and warm to an unvisual degree. To the astonishment, however, of our travellers, a gleam of light, extremely faint, and somewhat resembling that which precedes the rising of the summer sun, broke upon their path, and passed on in undulating sweeps for a considerable space before them. Connor had scarcely time to utter the exclamation just alluded to, and Flanagan to reply to him, when the light around them shot farther into the distance, and deepened from its first pale nue into a rich and gorgeous purple. Its effect, however, was limited within a circle of about a mile, for they could observe that THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 1/1 it got faint gradually from the centre to the extreme verge, where it melted into utter darkness. " This must mean something extraordinary," said Connor; " whatever it is, it appears to he behind the hill that divides us from Bodagh Buie's house. Blessed earth ! it looks as if the sky was on fire !" The sky indeed presented a fearful but sublime spectacle. One spot appeared to glow with the red white heat of a furnace, and to form the centre of a fiery cupola, from which the flame was flung in redder and grosser masses, that darkened away into wild and dusky indistinctness, in a manner that corres- ponded with the same light, as it danced in red and frightful mirth upon the earth. As they looked, the cause of this awful phenomenon soon became visible. From behind the hill was seen a thick shower of burning particles rushing up into the mid air, and presently the broad point of a huge pyramid of fire, wavering in terrible and capricious power, seemed to disport itself far up in the depths of the glowing sky. On looking again upon the earth they perceived that this terrible circle was extending itself over a wider circumference of country, marking every prominent object around them with a dark blood-red tinge, and throwing those that were more remote into a visionary but appalling relief. " l)har Chriestha," exclaimed Flanagan, " I have it; thim I spoke about has paid Bodagh Buie the visit they promised him." " Come round the hip o' the hill," said Connor 172 FARDOROTJGHA THE MISER; OR, "till we see where it really is; but I'll tell you what, Bartle, if you be right, woe betide you; all the water in Europe wouldn't wash you free in my mind of bein' connected in this same ribbon business that's spread through the country. As sure as that sky — that fearful sky's — above us, you must prove to me an others, how you came to know that this hellish busi- ness was to take place. God of heaven ! let us run — surely it couldn't be the dwelling-house !" His speed was so great that Bartle could find nei- ther breath nor leisure to make any reply. "Thank God," he exclaimed; "oh thank Godit's not the house, and their lives are safe; but, blessed Father, there's the man's whole haggard in flames!" "Oh, the neturnal villains !" was the simple ex- clamation of Flanagan. " Bartle," said his companion, " you heard what I said this minute ?" Their eyes met as he spoke, and for the first time 0' Donovan was struck by the pallid malignity of his features. The servant gazed steadily upon him, his lips lightly but firmly drawn back, and his eye, in which was neither sympathy nor alarm, charged with the spirit of a cool and devilish triumph. Connor's blazed at the bare idea of his villany, and, in a fit of manly and indignant rage, he seized Flanagan and hurled him headlong to the earth at his feet. " You have hell in your face, you villain," he exclaimed, " an' if I thought that — if I did — I'd drag you down like a dog, and pitch you head foremost into the flames." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 173 Bartle rose, and in a voice wonderfully calm, simply observed, " God knows, Connor, if I know either your heart or mine, you'll be sorry for this tratement you've given me for no rason. You know yourself that, as soon as I heard any thing of the ill- will aginst the Bodagh, I tould it to you, in ordher — mark that — in ordher that you might let him know it the best way you thought proper, an' for that you've knocked me down !" " Why, I believe you may be right, Bartle — there's truth in that — but I can't forgive you the look you gave me." " That red light was in my face maybe; I'm sure if that wasn't it, I can't tell — I was myself wou- dherin' at your own looks, the same way; but then it was that quare light that was in your face." " Well, well, maybe I'm wrong — I hope I am. Do you think we could be of any use there ?" " Of use ! an' how would we account for bein' there at all, Connor ? how would you do it, at any rate, widout maybe bringin' the girl into blame." " You're right agin, Bartle ; I'm not half so cool as you are; our best plan is to go home " " And go to bed; it is; an' the sooner we're there the betther; sowl, Connor, you gev me a murdherin' crack." " Think no more of it — think no more of it — I'm not often hasty, so you must overlook it." It was, however, with an anxious and distressed heart that Connor O'Donovan reached his father's 174 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, barn, where, in the same bed with Flanagan, he en- joyed towards morning a brief and broken slumber that brought back to his fancy images of blood and fire, all so confusedly mingled with Una, himself, and their parents, that the voice of his father, calling upon them to rise, came to him as a welcome and manifest relief. At the time laid in this story, neither burnings nor murders were so familiar nor patriotic, as the fancied necessity for working out political purposes has recently made them. Such atrocities, in those bad and unreformed days, were certainly looked upon as criminal, rather than meritorious, however rmpatriotic it may have been to form so erroneous an estimate of human villany. The consequence of all this was, that the destruction of Bodagh Buie's property created a sensation in the county, of which, familiarized as we are to such crimes, we can entertain but a very faint notion. In three days a reward of five hundred pounds, exclusive of two hundred from government, was offered for such information as might bring the incendiary, or incendiaries, to justice. The Bodagh and his family were stunned as much with amaze- ment at the occurrence of a calamity so incomprehen- sible to them, as with the loss they had sustained, for that indeed was heavy. The man, except with the Kibbonmen, was extremely popular, and by many acts of kindness had won the attachment and good- will of all who knew him, either personally or by character. How then account for an act so wanton THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 1/5 and vindictive ? They could not understand it ; it was not only a crime, but a crime connected with some mysterious motive, beyond their power to detect. But of all who became acquainted with the outrage, not one sympathized more sincerely and deeply with O'Brien's family than did Connor O' Donovan ; although of course that sympathy was unknown to those for whom it was felt. The fact was, that his own happiness became in some degree involved in their calamity ; and, as he came in to breakfast on the fourth morning after its occurrence, he could not help observing as much to his mother. His suspi- cions of Flanagan, as to possessing some clue to the melancholy business, were by no means removed. On the contrary, he felt that he ought to have him brought before the bench of magistrates who were con- ducting the investigation from day to day, and, with this determination, he himself resolved to state fully and candidly to the bench, all the hints which had transpired from Flanagan respecting the denuncia- tions said to be held out against O'Brien, and the causes assigned for them. Breakfast was now ready, and Fardorougha himself entered, uttering petulant charges of neglect and idleness against his servant. " He desarves no breakfast," said he ; " not a morsel; it's robbing me by his idleness and schaming he is. What is he doin', Connor ? or what has be- come of him 1 He's not in the field nor about the place." 1/6 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, Connor paused. " Why, now that I think of it, I didn't see him today," he replied; " I thought he was mendin' the slap at the Three-Acres. I'll thry if he's in the barn." And he went accordingly to find him. " I'm afraid, father," said he, on his return, " that Bartle's a bad boy, an' a dangerous one; he's not in the barn, an' it appears, from the bed, that he didn't sleep there last night. The thruth is, he's gone; at laste he has brought all his clothes, his box, an' every thing with him; an' what's more, I suspect the rason of it; he thinks he has let out too much to me; an' dhar ma chorp,* it 'ill go hard but I'll make him let out more." The servant-maid, Biddy, now entered and in- formed them that four men, evidently strangers, were approaching the house from the rear, and ere she could add any thing further on the subject, two of them walked in, and seizing Connor, informed him that he was their prisoner. " Your prisoner!" exclaimed his mother, getting pale ; " why what could our poor boy do to make him your prisoner ? He never did hurt or harm to the child unborn." Fardorougha's keen grey eye rested sharply upon them for a moment; it then turned to Honor, after- wards to Connor, and again gleamed bitterly at the * By my body. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 177 intruders — "What is this?" said he, starting up ; " what is this 1 you don't mane to rob us ?" " I think," said the son, "you must be under a mistake ; you surely can have no business with me. It's very likely you want some one else." "What is your name ?" inquired he who appeared to be the principal of them. " My name is Connor O' Donovan; an' I know no rason why I should deny it." " Then you are tbe very man we came for," said the querist, " so you had better prepare to accom- pany us ; in the mean time you must excuse us if we search your room. This is unpleasant, I grant, but we have no discretion, and must perform our duty." " What do you want in his room ?" said Fardo- rougha ; " it's robbery you're on for — it's robbery you're on for — in open day-light, too; but you're late; I lodged the last penny yesterday; that's one comfort; you're late — you're late." " What did my boy do V exclaimed the affrighted mother; "what did he do, that you come to drag him away from us ?" Tins question she put to the other constable, the first having entered her son's bed-room. " I am afraid, ma'am, you'll know it too soon," replied the man; "it's a heavy charge, if it proves to be a true one." As he spoke, his companion re-entered the apart- ment with Connor's Sunday coat in his hand, from I 2 178 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, the pocket of which he drew a steel and tinder- box. " I'm sorry for this," he observed ; " it cor- roborates what has been sworn against you by your accomplice, and here I fear comes additional proof." At the same moment the other two made their appearance, one of them holding in his hand the shoes which Connor had lent to Flanagan, and which he wore on the night of the conflagration. On seeing this, and comparing the two circum- stances together, a fearful light broke on the unfor- tunate young man, who already felt conscious of the snare into which he had fallen. With an air of sorrow and manly resignation he thus addressed his parents : — " Don't be alarmed; I see that there is an attempt made to swear away my life; but whatever happens, you both know that I am innocent of doin' an injury to any one. If I die. I would rather die innocent than live as guilty as he will that must have my blood to answer for." His mother, on hearing this, ran to him, and with her arms about his neck, exclaimed, " Die ! die ! Connor darlin' — my brave boy — my only son — why do you talk about death 1 what is it for ? what is it about ? Oh, for the love of God, tell us what did our boy do ?" " He is charged by Bartle Flanagan," replied one of the constables, " with burning Bodagh Buie THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 179 O'Brien's haggard, because he refused him his daughter. He must now come with us to gaol." " I see the whole plot," said Connor, " and a deep one it is; the villain will do his worst; still I can't but have dependence upon justice and my own innocence. I can't but have dependence upon God, who knows my heart." 180 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, CHAPTER VIII. Fardorougha stood amazed and confounded, look- ing from one to another like a man who felt incapable of comprehending all that passed before him. His forehead, over which fell a few grey thin locks, assumed a deadly paleness, and his eye lost the piercing expression which usually characterized it. He threw his cothamore several times over his shoulders, as he had been in the habit of doing when about to proceed after breakfast to his usual avoca- tions, and as often laid it aside, without being at all conscious of what he did. His limbs appeared to get feeble, and his hands trembled as if he laboured under palsy. In this mood he passed from one to another, sometimes seizing a constable by the arm with a hard, tremulous grip, and again suddenly letting go his hold of him without speaking. At length a singular transition from this state of mind became apparent; a gleam of wild exultation shot from his eye; his sallow and blasted features bright- ened; the cothamore was buttoned under his chin with a rapid energy of manner, evidently arising from the removal of some secret apprehension. "Then," he exclaimed, "it's no robbery; it's no robbery; it's no robbery afther all; but how could it? there's no money here; not a penny; an' I'm belied, THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 181 at any rate; for there's not a poorer man in the barony — thank God, it's not robbery /" " Oh, Fardorougha," said the wife, " don't you see they're goin' to take him away from us !" "Take who away from us ?" " Connor, your own Connor — our boy — the light of my heart — the light of his poor mother's heart ! Oh, Connor, Connor, what is it they're goin' to do to you ?" "No harm, mother, I trust; no harm — don't be frightened." The old man put his open hands to his temples, which he pressed bitterly, and with all his force, for nearly half a minute. He had, in truth, been alarmed into the veiy worst mood of his habitual vice, apprehension concerning his money; and felt that nothing, except a powerful effort, could succeed in drawing his attention to the scene which was passing before him. "What," said he; "what is it that's wrong wid Connor ?" " He must come to jail," said one of the men, looking at him with surprise; "we have already stated the crime for which he stands committed." "To jail ! Connor O'Donovan to jail !" "It's too true, father; Bartle Flanagan has sworn that I burned Mr. O'Brien's haggard." " Connor, Connor," said the old man, approaching him as he spoke, and putting his arms composedly about his neck, "Connor, my brave boy, my brave 182 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, boy, it wasn't you did it; 'twas I did it," he added, turning to the constables ; "lave him, lave him with her, an' take me in his place! Who would if I would not — who ought, I say — an' I'll do it — take me; I'll go in his place." Connor looked down upon the old man, and as he saw his heart rent, and his reason absolutely totter- ing, a sense of the singular and devoted affection which he had ever borne him, overcame him, and with a full heart he dashed away a tear from his eye, and pressed his father to his breast. " Mother," said he, "this will kill the old man; it will kill him !" " Fardorougha, a hagur," said his wife, feeling it necessary to sustain him as much as possible, " don't take it so much to heart, it won't signify — Connor's innocent, an' no harm will happen him." " But are you lavin' us, Connor ? are they — must they bring you to jail ?" "For a while, father; but I won't be long there, I hope." " It's an unpleasant duty on our part," said the principal of them; "still it's one we must perform. Your father should lose no time in taking the proper steps for your defence." "And what are we to do?" asked the mother; " God knows the boy's as innocent as I am." " Yes," said Fardorougha, still dwelling upon the resolution he had made ; " Fll stand for you, Connor; you won't go; let them bring me instead of you." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 183 " That's out of the question," replied the constable; " the law suffers nothing of the kind to take place; but if you be advised by me, lose no time in prepa- ring to defend him. It would be unjust to disguise the matter from you, or to keep you ignorant of its being a case of life and death." " Life and death ! what do you mane ?" asked Fardorougha, staring vacantly at the last speaker. "It's painful to distress you; but if he's found guilty, it's death." " Death ! hanged !" shrieked the old man, awaking as it were for the first time to a full perception of his son's situation; " hanged ! my boy hanged ! Connor, Connor, don't go from me!" " I'll die with him," said the mother ; " I'll die with you, Connor. We couldn't live widout him," she added, addressing the strangers ; " as God is in heaven we couldn't ! Oh Connor, Connor, avourneen, what is it that has come over us, and brought us to this sorrow ?" The mother's grief then flowed on, accompanied by a burst of that unstudied, but pathetic eloquence, which in Ireland is frequently uttered in the tone of Avail and lamentation peculiar to those who mourn over the dead. " No," she added, with her arms tenderly about him, and her streaming eyes fixed with a wild and mournful look of despair upon his face; "no, he is in his loving mother's arms, the boy that never gave to his father or me a harsh word or a sore 184 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, heart ! Long were we lookin' for him, an' little did we think that it was for this heavy fate that the goodness of God sent him to us ! Oh many a look of lovin' affection, many a happy heart did he give us! Many a time Connor, avillish, did I hang over your cradle, and draw out to myself the happiness and the good that I hoped was before you. lou wor too good — too good, I doubt — to be long in such a world as this; an' no wondher, that the heart of the fair young colleen, the heart of the colleen dhas dhun should rest upon you and love you; for who ever knew you that didn't ? Isn't there enough, King of heaven ! enough of the bad an' the wicked in this world for the law to punish, an' not to take the inno- cent — not to take away from us the only one — the only one — I can't — I can't — but if they do — Connor — if they do, your lovin' mother will die with you !" The stern officers of justice wiped their eyes, and were proceeding to afford such consolation as they could, when Fardorougha, who had sat down after having made way for Honor to recline on the bosom of their son, now rose, and seizing the breast of his coat, was about to speak, but ere he could utter a word he tottered, and would have instantly fallen, had not Connor caught him in his arms. This served for a moment to divert the mother's grief, and to draw her attention from the son to the husband, who was now insensible. He was carried to the door by Connor; but when they attempted to lay him in a recumbent posture, it was found almost impossible to THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 185 unclasp the death-like grip which he held of the coat. His haggard face was shrunk and collapsed; the individual features sharp and thin, but earnest and stamped with traces of alarm; his brows, too, which were slightly knit, gave to his whole countenance a character of keen and painful determination. But that which struck those who were present most, was the unyielding grasp with which he clung even in his insensibility to the person of Connor. If not an affecting sight it was one at least strongly indicative of the intractable and indurated attachment which put itself forth with such vague and illusive energy on behalf of his son. At length he recovered, and on opening his eyes he fixed them with a long look of pain and distraction upon the boy's coun- tenance. "Father," said Connor, "dont be cast down — you need not — and you ought not to be so much dis- heartened — do you feel better ?" When the father heard his voice he smiled; yes — his shrunk, pale, withered face was lit up by a wild, indescribable ecstasy, whose startling expression was borrowed, one would think, as much from the light of insanity as from that of returning consciousness. He sucked in his thin cheeks, smacked his parched skinny lips, and with difficulty called for a drink. Having swallowed a little water, he looked round him with more composure, and inquired — " What has happened me ? am I robbed ? are you robbers 1 But I tell you there's no money in the 186 FARDORQTJGHA THE MISER; OR, house. I lodged the last penny yestherday — afore my God I did — but — oh what am I sayin' ? what is this, Connor ?" "Father, dear, compose yourself — we'll get over this trouble." " We will, darlin'," said Honor, wiping the pale brows of her husband; "an' we wont lose him." " No, achora," said the old man; " no, we won't lose him ! Connor !" "Well, father dear!" " There's a thing here — here" — and he placed his hand upon his heart — "something it is that makes me afeard — a sinkin' — a weight — and there's a struggling too, Connor. I know I can't stand it long — an' it's about you — it's all about you. 1 * "You distress yourself too much, father; indeed you do. Why I hoped that you would comfort my poor mother till I come back to her and you, as I will, plase God." "Yes," he replied; "yes, I will, I will." " You had better prepare," said one of the officers to Connor; " the sooner this is over the better — he's a feeble man, and not very well able to bear it." "You are right," said Connor; "I wont delay many minutes; I have only to change my clothes, an' I'm ready." In a short time he made his appearance dressed in his best suit; and indeed it would be extremely diffi- cult to meet, in any rank of life, a finer specimen of vigour, activity, and manly beauty. His countenance, THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 187 at all times sedate and open, was on this occasion shaded by an air of profound melancholy that gave a composed grace and dignity to his whole bearing. " Now, father," said he, "before I go, I think it right to lave you and my poor mother all the conso- lation I can. In the presence of God, in yours, in my dear mother's, and in the presence of all who hear me, I am as innocent of the crime that's laid to my charge as the babe unborn. That's a comfort for you to know, and let it prevent you from frettin' ; and now, good by; God be with you, and strengthen and support you both !" Fardorougha had already seized his hand; but the old man could neither speak nor weep; his whole frame appeared to have been suddenly pervaded by a dry agony that suspended the beatings of his very heart. The mother's grief, on the contrary, was loud, and piercing, and vehement. She threw herself once more on his neck; she kissed his lips, she pressed him to her heart, and poured out as before the wail of a wild and hopeless misery. At length, by the aid of some slight but necessary force, her arms were un- twined from about his neck ; and Connor, then stooping, embraced his father, and gently placing him upon a settle bed, bade him farewell ! On reaching the door he paused, and, turning about, surveyed his mother struggling in the hands of one of the officers to get embracing him again, and his grey-haired father sitting in speechless misery on the settle. He stood a moment to look upon them, and a few bitter 188 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, tears rolled, in the silence of manly sorrow down his cheeks. "Oh, Fardorougha," exclaimed his mother, after they had gone, " sure it isn't merely for partin' wid him that we feel so heartbroken. He may never stand under this roof again, an' he all we have and had to love !" " No," returned Fardorougha, quietly; "no, it's not, as you say for merely partin' wid him — hanged ! God ! God ! him — here — Honor — here the thought of it — I'll die — it'll break — Oh God support me ! my heart — here — my heart 'ill break ! My brain, too, and my head — oh ! if God 'ud take me before I'd see it ! But it can't be — it's not possible, that our inno- cent boy should meet sich a death !" "No, dear, it is not; sure he's innocent — that's one comfort; but Fardorougha, as the men said, you must go to a lawyer and see what can be done to defind him." The old man rose up and proceeded to his son's bed-room. "Honor," said he, "come here;" and while utter- ing these words he gazed upon her face with a look of unutterable and helpless distress ; " there's his bed, Honor, his bed — he may never sleep on it more — he may be cut down like a flower in his youth — and then what will become of us ?" " For ever, from this day out," said the distracted mother, "no hands will ever make it but my own; on no other will I sleep — where his head lay there THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 189 will mine be too — avick machree — machree ! Och, Fardorougha, we can't stand this; let us not take it to heart, as we do; let us trust in God, an' hope for the best." Honor, in fact, found it necessary to assume the office of the comforter; but it was clear that nothing urged or suggested by her could for a moment win back the old man's heart from a contemplation of the loss of his son. He moped about for a considerable time; but, ever and anon, found himself in Connor's bedroom, looking upon his clothes and such other memorials of him as it contained. During the occurrence of these melancholy incidents at Fardorougha's, others of a scarcely less distressing character were passing under the roof of Bodagh Buie O'Brien. Our readers need not be informed that the charge brought by Bartle Flanagan against Connor, excited the utmost amazement in all who heard it. So much at variance w-ere his untarnished reputation and amiable manners with a disposition so dark and malignant as that which must have prompted the perpetration of such a crime, that it was treated at first by the public as an idle rumour. The evi- dence, however, of Phil Curtis, and his deposition to the conversation which occurred between him and Connor at the time and place already known to the reader, together with the corroborating circumstances arising from the correspondence of the foot-prints about the haggard with the shoes produced by the 190 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR constable — all, when combined together, left little doubt of his guilt. No sooner had this impression become general, than the spirit of the father was immediately imputed to the son, and many sagacious observations made, all tending to show, that, as they expressed it, "the bad drop of the old rogue would sooner or later come out in the young one;" — "he wouldn't be what he was, or the bitter heart of the miser would appear;" with many other apothegms of a similar import. The family of the Bodagh, however, were painfully and peculiarly circumstanced. With the exception of Una herself, none of them entertained a doubt that Connor was the incendiary. Flanagan had main- tained a good character, and his direct impeachment of Connor, supported by such exact circumstantial evidence, left nothing to be urged in the young man's defence. Aware as they were of the force of Una's attachment, and apprehensive that the shock arising from the discovery of his atrocity might be dangerous if injudiciously disclosed to her, they themselves resolved, in accordance with the suggestion of their son, to break the matter to her with the utmost delicacy and caution. " It is better," said John, " that she should hear of the misfortune from us ; for after breaking it to her as gently as possible, we can at least attempt to strengthen and console her under it." " Heaven above sees," exclaimed his mother, "that it was a black and unlucky business to her and to all of us; but now that she knows what a revingeful villain he is, I'm sure she'll not find it hard to banish THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 191 him out of her thoughts. Deah Grasthias* for the escape she had from him at any rate !" " John, bring her in," said the father; " bring the unfortunate young crature in. I can't but pity her, Bridget; I can't but pity ma colleen vo(/hth."f When Una entered with her brother she perceived by a glance at the solemn bearing of her parents, that some unhappy announcement was about to be made to her. She sat down therefore with a beating heart and a cheek already pale with apprehension. "Una," said her father, "we sent for you to men- tion a circumstance that we would rather you should hear from ourselves than from strangers. You were always a good girl, Una — an obadient girl, and sensi- ble beyant your years; and I trust that your good sinse and the grace of the Almighty will enable you to bear up undher any disappointment that may come upon you." " Surely, father, there can be nothing worse than I know already," she replied. "Why, what do you know, dear ?" "Only what you tould me the day Fardorougha was here, that nothing agreeable to my wishes could take place." " I would give a great deal that the business was now as it was even then," responded her father; " there's far worse to come, Una, an' you must be firm an' prepare to hear what'll thry you sorely." " I can't guess it, father; but for God's sake tell me at once." • Thanks be to God. f My poor girl. 192 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, " Who do you think burned our property ?" "And I suppose if she hadn't been undher the one roof wid us that it's ourselves he'd burn," observed her mother. "Father, tell me the worst at once — whatever it may be; how could I guess the villain or villains who destroyed our property ?" "Villain, indeed; you may well say so," returned the Bodagh. "That villain is no other than Connor O'Donovan." Una felt as if a weighty burthen had been removed from her heart; she breathed freely; her depression and alarm vanished, and her dark eye kindled into a proud confidence in the integrity of her lover. " And father," she asked in a full and firm voice, " is there nothing worse than that to come ?" " Worse ! is the girl's brain turned V " Bhar a Lhora Heena, she's as mad I believe as ould Fardorough himself," said her mother; "worse! why she has parted wid all the little re&sing she ever had." " Indeed, mother, I hope I have not, and that my reason's clear as ever; but as to Connor O'Donovan, he's innocent of that charge, and of every other that may be brought against him; I don't believe it, and I never will." " It's proved against him; it's brought home to him." " Who is his accuser?" " His father's servant, Bartle Flanagan, has turned king's evidence." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 193 "The deep-dyed villain!" she exclaimed with indication: " father, of that crime, so sure as God's in heaven, so sure is Connor O'Douovan innocent, and so sure is Bartle Flanagan guilty, I know it." " You know it — explain yourself." " I mean I feel it — ay, home to the core of my heart — my unhappy heart — I feel the truth of what I say." " Una," observed her brother, " I'm afraid you have been vilely deceived by him — there's not the slightest doubt of his guilt." " Don't you be deceived, John; I say he's innocent, as I hope for heaven he's innocent; and father, I'm not a bit cast down or disheartened by any thing I have yet heard against him." " You're a very extraordinary girl, Una; but for my part I'm glad you look upon it as you do. If his innocence appears, no man alive will be better pleased at it than myself." " His innocence will appear," exclaimed the faith-' ful girl: " it must appear; and father mark this — I say, time will tell yet who is innocent and who is guilty. God knows," she added, her energy of manner increasing, while a shower of hot tears fell down her cheeks, " God knows I would marry him to-morrow with the disgrace of that and ten times as much upon him, so certain am I that his heart and his hand are free from thought or deed that's either treacherous or dishonourable." " Mam- him," said her mother, losing temper; K 194 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, " Nobody doubts but you'd marry him on the gal- lows, wid the rope about his neck." " I would do it, and unite myself to a true heart. Don't mistake me, and mother dear, don't blame me," she added, her tears flowing still faster; " he's in disgrace — sunk in shame and sorrow — and I won't conceal the force of what I feel for him; I won't desert him now as the world will do; I know his heart, and on the scaffold tomorrow I would become his wife, if it would take away one atom of his misery." " If he's innocent," said her father, " you have more pinetration than any girl in Europe; but if he's guilty of such an act against any one connected with you, Una, the guilt of all the divils in hell is no match for his. Well, you have heard all we wanted to say to you, and you needn't stay." " As she herself says," observed John, " perhaps time will place every thing in its true light. At pre- sent all those who are not in love with him have little doubt of his guilt. However, even as it is, in prin- ciple Una is right : putting love out of the question, we should prejudge no one." "Time will," said his sister, "or rather God will in his own good time. On God I'm sure he depends; on his providence I also rely for seeing his name and character cleared of all that has been brought against him. John I wish to speak to you in my own room ; not that I intend to make any secret of it, but I want to consult with you first." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 195 " Cheerna dheelish," exclaimed her mother; " what a wife that child would make to anv one that desarved her !" " It's more than I'm able to do, to be angry with her," returned the Bodagh. " Did you ever know her to tell a lie, Bridget ?" " A lie; no, nor the shadow of a lie never came out of her lips; the desate's not in her, an' may God look down on her with compunction this day; for, there's a dark road I doubt before her !" "Amen," responded her father: "amen, I pray the Saviour. At all evints, O' Donovan's guilt or innocence will soon be known," he added; "the 'sizes begin this day week, so that the business will soon be over either one way or other." Una, on reaching her own room, thus addressed her affectionate brother: " Now, John, you know that my grandfather left me four hundred guineas in his will, and you know, too, the impossibility of getting any money out of the clutches of Fardorougha. You must see Connor, and find out how he intends to defend himself. If his father wont allow him sufficient means to employ the best lawvers — as I doubt whether he will or not — just tell him the truth, that whilst I have a penny of these four hundred guineas, he mustn't want money; an' tell him, too, that all the world wont persuade me that he's guilty; say I know him to be innocent, and that his disgrace has made him dearer to me than ever he was before." 196 FARDOROTJGHA THE MISER; OR, " Surely you can't suppose for a moment, my dear Una, that I, your brother, who, by the way, have never opened my lips to him, could deliberately convey such a message." " It must be conveyed in some manner — I'm resolved on that." " The best plan," said the other, " is to find out whatsoever attorney they employ, and then to dis- cover, if possible, whether his father has furnished sufficient funds for his defence. If he has, your offer is unnecessary; and if not, a private arrange- ment may be made with the attorney of which no- body else need know any thing." " God bless you, John; God bless you," she replied; "that is far better; you have been a good brother to your poor Una — to your poor unhappy Una." She leaned her head on the table, and wept for some time at the trying fate, as she termed it, which hung over two beings so young and so guiltless of any crime. The brother soothed her by every argu- ment in his power, and after gently compelling her to dry her tears, expressed his intention of going early the next day to ascertain whether or not any professional man had been engaged to conduct the defence of her unfortunate lover. In effecting this object, there was little time lost on the part of young O'Brien. Knowing that two respectable attorneys lived in the next market town, he deemed it best to ascertain whether Fardorougha had applied to either of them for the purposes afore- mentioned, or if not to assure himself whether the old THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 197 man had gone to any of those pettifoggers, who rather than appear without practice, will undertake a cause almost on any terms, and afterwards institute a law- suit for the recovery of a much larger hill of costs than a man of character and experience would demand. In pursuance of the plan concerted between them, the next morning found him rapping, about eleven o'clock, at the door of an attorney named O'Halloran, whom he asked to see on professional business. A clerk, on hearing his voice in the hall, came out and requested him to step into a back room, adding, that his master, who was engaged, would see him the moment he had despatched the person then with him. Thus shown, he was separated from O'Halloran' s office only by a pair of folding doors, through which every word uttered in the office could be distinctly heard; a circumstance that enabled O'Brien unin- tentionally to overhear the following dialogue between the parties : '". Well, my good friend," said O'Halloran to the stranger, who, it appeared, had arrived before O'Brien only a few minutes, "I am now disengaged; pray, let me know your business." The stranger paused a moment, as if seeking the most appropriate terms in which to express himself. "It's a black business," he replied, "and the worst of it is, I'm a poor man." " You should not go to law, then," observed the attorney. " I tell you before hand you will find it very expensive." 198 IARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OK, " I know it," said the man; it's open robbery; i know what it cost me to recover the little pences that wor sometimes due to me, when I broke myself lend- ing weeny divides to strugglin' people that I thought honest, an' robbed me aftherwards." " In what way can my services be of use to vou at present I for that I suppose is the object of vour calling upon me," said O'Halloran. " Oh thin, sir, if you have the grace of God, or kindness, or pity in your heart, you can sane me, you can save my heart from breakin' !" " How — how, man? — come to the point." "My son, sir, Connor; my only son was taken away from his mother an' me, an' put into jail yes- therday mornin', an' he innocent; he was put hi, sir, for burnin' Bodagh Buie O'Brien's haggard, an' as God is above me, he as much burnt it as you did.*'* "Then you are Fardorougha Donovan," said the attorney; " I have heard of that outrage; and to be plain with you, a good deal about yourself. How, in the name of heaven, can you call yourself a poor man ?" " They belie me, sir; they're bitter inemies that say I'm otherwise." " Be you rich or be you poor, let me tell you that I would not stand in your son's situation for the wealth of the king's exchequer. Sell your last cow ; your last coat; your last acre; sell the bed from under you, without loss of time, if you wish to save his life; and I tell you that for this purpose you must THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 199 employ the best counsel, and plenty of them. The assizes commence on this day week, so that you have not a single moment to lose. Think now whether you love your son or your money best." " Saver of earth, amn't I an unhappy man ! every one savin' I have money, an' me has not ! "Where would I get it ? Where would a man like me get it ? Instead o' that I'm so poor that I see plainly I'll starve yet; I see it's before me! God pity me this day ! But agin, there's my boy, my boy ; oh God pity him ! Say what's the laste, the lowest, the very lowest you could take, for defindin' him; an' for pity's sake, for charity's sake, for God's sake, don't grind a poor, helpless, ould man by extortion. It' vou knew the boy — if you knew him — oh, afore my God, if you knew him, you wouldn't be apt to charge a penny; you'd be proud to sarve sich a boy." " You wish every thing possible to be done for him, of course ?" " Of coorse, of coorse; but widout exthravagance ; as asy an' light on a poor man as you can. You could shorten it, sure, an' lave out a great dale that 'ud be of no use; an' half the paper 'ud do; for you might make the clerks write close — why, very little 'ud be wanted if you wor savin'." " I can defend him with one counsel if you wish; but if anxious to save the boy's life, you ought to enable your attorney to secure a strong bar of the most eminent lawyers he can engage." "An' what 'ud it cost to hire three or four o' them ?" 200 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, " The whole expenses might amount to between forty and fifty guineas." A deep groan of dismay, astonishment, and an- guish, was the only reply made to this for some time. " Oh heavens above," he screamed, " what will — what will become of me ! I'd rather be dead, as I'll soon be, than hear this, or know it at all. How could I get it ? I'm as poor as poverty itself; oh couldn't you feel for the boy, an' defend him on trust; couldn't you feel for him ?" " It's your business to do that," returned the man of law, coolly. ' Feel for him ; me? oh little you know how my heart's in him; but any way, I'm an unhappy man ; every thing in the world wide goes against me; but — oh my darlin' boy — Connor, Connor, my son, to be tould that I don't feel for you — well you know, avour- neen machree— well you know that I feel for you, and 'ud kiss the track of your feet upon the ground. Oh, it's cruel to tell it to me; to say sich a thing to a man that Ins heart's breakin' widin' him for your sake; but, sir, you sed this minute that you could defind him wid one lawyer ?" " Certainly, and with a cheap one, too, if you wish; but in that case, I would rather decline the thing altogether." " Why? why? sure if you can defind him chapely, isn't it so much saved ? isn't it the same as if you denuded him at a higher rate ? Sure if one lawyer THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 201 tells the truth for the poor boy, ten or fifty can do no more; an' thin maybe they'd crass in an' puzzle one another if you hired too many of them." " How would you feel, should your son be found guilty ? you know the penalty is his life. He will be executed." O'Brien could hear the old man clap his hands in agony, and in truth he walked about wringing them as if his very heart would burst. " What will I do ?" he exclaimed ; " what will I do ? I can't lose him, an' I wont lose him ; lose him ! oh God, oh God, is it to lose the best son and only child that ever man had; wouldn't it be downright murdher in me to let him be lost, if I could prevent it. Oh, if I was in his place, what wouldn't he do for me, for the father that he always loved!" The tears ran copiously down his furrowed cheeks ; and his whole appearance evinced such distraction and anguish as could rarely be witnessed. " I'll tell you what I'll do," he added; " I'll give you fifty guineas after my death if you defind him properly." " Much obliged," replied the other ; " but in matters of this kind we make no such bargains." " I'll make it sixty, in case you don't ax it now." " Can you give me security that I'll survive you ? Why you are tough looking enough to outlive me." " Me tough ! — no, God help me, my race is nearly run; I won't be alive this day twelve months — look at the differ atween us." k2 202 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, "This is idle talk," said the attorney; " determine on what you'll do; really my time is valuable, and I am now wasting it to no purpose." " Take the offer — depind on't it'll soon come to you." " No, no," said the other, coolly; "not at all; we might shut up shop if we made such post obit bargains as that." " I'll tell you," said Fardorougha; " I'll tell you what;" his eyes gleamed with a reddish, bitter light; and he clasped his withered hands together, until the joints cracked, and the perspiration teemed from his pale, sallow features ; " I'll tell you," he added — " I'll make it seventy!" " No." " Aighty!" " No." " Ninety !" — with a husky shriek. " No, no." " A hundhre' — a hundhre' — a hundhre','' he shouted; " a hundhre, when I'm gone — when I'm goner' One solemn and determined No, that precluded all hopes of any such arrangement, was the only reply. The old man leaped up again, and looked impa- tiently and wildly and fiercely about him. "What are you ?" he shouted; "what are you/ — You're a divil — a born divil. "Will nothing but my death satisfy you ? Do you want to rob me — to starve me — to murdher me ? Don't you see the state I'm THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMOXA. 203 iu by you? look at me — look at these thrimblin' limbs — look at the sweat powerin' down from my poor ould face ! What is it you want ? There — there's my grey hairs to you. You have brought me to that — to more than that — I'm dyin' this minute — I'm mother. It's now I see how very ill you have been, my own Una." " Yes," she replied, "I was ill — but when I heard that your life was spared, I got better." This she said with an artless but melancholy naivete, that was very trying to the fortitude of her lover. As she spoke she looked fondly but mourn- fully into his face. " Connor/' proceeded his mother, " I hope you are fully sensible of the mercy that God has shown you, under this great thrial ?" " I hope I am, indeed, my dear mother. It is to God I surely owe it." " It is, an' I trust that go where you will, and live where you may, the day will never come when you'll forget the debt you owe the Almighty, for preventin' you from bein' cut down into the grave in the very bloom of your life. I hope, avillish machree, that that day will never come." + " God forbid it ever should, mother dear." " Thin you may lam from what has happened, avick agus asthore, * never, oh never to despair of God's mercy; no matther into what thrial or difficulty you may be brought. You see whin you nayther hoped for it here, nor expected it, how it came for all that." " It did, blessed be God!" " You're goin' now, ahagur, to a sthrange land, where you'll meet — ay, where my darlin' boy will meet the worst of company; but remember, alanna * My son and my darling. 342 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, villish that your mother, well as she loves you, an' well, I own, as you desarve to be loved — that mother that hung over the cradle of her only one — that dressed him, an' reared him, an' felt many a proud heart out of him — that mother would sooner at any time see him in his grave, his soul bein' free from stain, than to know that his heart was corrupted by the world, an' the people you'll meet in it." Something in the last sentence must have touched a chord in Una's heart, for the tears, without her showing any other external signs of emotion, streamed down her cheeks. " My advice thin to you — an' oh, avick machree, machree, it is my last, the last you will ever hear from my lips — " " Oh, mother, mother," exclaimed Connor, but he could not proceed — voice was denied him. Una here sobbed aloud. " You bore your thrial well, my darlin' son — you must thin bear this as well; an' you, a colleen dhas, remember your promise to me afore I consinted to come with you this day." The weeping girl here dried her eyes, and by a strong effort hushed her grief. " My advice, thin, to you, is never to neglect your duty to God, for if you do it wanst or twiste, you'll begin by degrees to get careless — then, bit by bit, asthore, your heart will harden, your conscience will lave you, an' wickedness, an' sin, an' guilt will come upon you. It's no matther, asthore, how much THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 343 wicked comrades may laugh an' jeer at you, keep you thrue to the will of your good God, an' to your reli- gious duties, an' let them take their own coorse. Will you promise me to do this, asuillisk machree ?"* " Mother, I have always sthrove to do it, and with God's assistance, always will." " An' my son, too, will bear up undher this like a man. Remember, Connor darlin', that although you're lavin' us for ever, yet your poor father an' I have the blessed satisfaction of knowin' that we're not childless; that you're alive, an' that you may yet do well an' be happy. I mention these things, acushla machree, to show you that there's nothin' over you so bad but you may show yourself firm an' manly undher it; act as you have done. It's you, asthore, ought to comfort your father an' me; an' I hope whin your're partin' from him, that you'll Oh God support him ! I wish, Connor darlin', that that partin' was over, but I depend upon you to make it as light upon him as you can." She paused, apparently from exhaustion. Indeed it was evident, either that she had little else to add, or that she felt too weak to speak much more, with such a load of sorrow and affliction on her heart. " There is one thing, Connor jewel, that I need'nt mintion. Of coorse you'll write to us as often as you convaniently can. Oh, do not forget that, for you know that that bit of paper from your own hand, is all belongin' to you we will ever see more. Avick * Light of my heart. 344 FARDOROTJGHA THE MISER; OR, machree, machree, many a long look out we will have for it. It may keep the ould man's heart from breakin'." She was silent, but as she uttered the last words, there was a shaking of the voice that gave clear proof of the difficulty with which she went through the solemn task of being calm — a difficulty which, for the sake of her son, she had heroically imposed upon herself. She was now silent, but as is usual with Irishwo- men when under the influence of sorrow, she rocked herself involuntarily to and fro, whilst, with closed eyes, hands clasped as before, she held communion with God, the only true source of comfort. " Connor," she added, after a pause, during which he and Una, though silent from respect to her, were both deeply affected; " sit fornint me, avick machree, that, for the short time you're to be with me, I may have you before my eyes. Husth now, a colleen machree, an' remimber your promise. Where's the stringth you said you'd show?" She then gazed with a long look of love and sorrow upon the fine countenance of her manly son, and na- ture would be no longer restrained — " Let me lay my head upon your breast," said she, "I'm attemptin' too much; the mother's heart will give out the mother's voice — will speak the mother's sor- row ! Oh, my son, my son, my darlin' manly son, are you lavin' yourlovin' mother for evermore, for evermore if" She was overcome; placing her head upon his bosom, her grief fell into that beautiful but mournful wail, with which, in Ireland, those of her sex express the profoundest sense of affliction. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 345 Indeed, the scene assumed a tenderness, from this incident, which was inexpressibly affecting; inasmuch as her cry, so like that of death, was but little out of place when bewailing that beloved son whom, by the stern decree of law, she was never to see again. Connor kissed her pale cheek and lips, and rained down a flood of bitter tears upon her face; and Una, borne away by the enthusiasm of her sorrow, threw her arms also around her, and wept aloud. At length having in some degree eased her heart, she sat up, and with that consideration and good sense for which she had ever been remarkable, said — "Nature must have its way; an' surely, within rason, it's not sinful, seein' that God himself has given us the feelin's of sorrow, whin thim that we love is lavin' us — lavin' us, never, never to see them agin. It's only nature, afther all; and now, ma colleen dlias— " Her allusion to the final separation of those we love — or, in her own words, "to the feelin's of sorrow, whin thim we love is lavin' us" — was too much for the beart and affections of the gentle girl at her oide, whose grief now passed all the bounds which her previous attempts at being firm had prescribed to it. O' Donovan took the beloved one in his arms, and, in the long embrace which ensued, seldom were love and sorrow so singularly and mournfully blended. Q 2 346 FARDOROTJGHA THE MISER; OR "I don't want to prevent you from cryin', a colleen machree; for I know it will lighten an' aise your heart," said Honor; "but remimber your wakeness, and your poor health; an' Connor, avour- neen, don't you — if you love her — don't forget the state her health's in either." " Mother, mother, you know it's the last time I'll ever look upon my Una's face again," he exclaimed. " Oh well may I be loath an' unwillin' to part with her. You'll think of me, my darlin' life, when I'm gone — not as a guilty man, Una dear, but as one that if he ever committed a crime, it was lovin' you, an' bringin' you to this unhappy state." " God sees my heart this day," she replied — and she spoke with difficulty — " that I could and would have travelled over the world; borne joy and sorrow, hardship and distress — good fortune and bad — all happily, if you had been by my side — if you had not been taken from me. Oh, Connor, Connor, you may well pity your Una — for your's I am and was — another's I will never be. You are entering into scenes that will relieve you by their novelty — that will force you to think of other things and of other persons than those you've left behind you; but I — oh, what can I look upon that will not fill my heart with despair and sorrow, by reminding me of you and of your affection?" "Fareer ffair," exclaimed the mother, speaking involuntarily aloud, and interrupting her own words with sobs of bitter anguish — " Fareer g air, ma colleen THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 347 dhas, but that's the heavy thruth with us all. Oh, the ould man's heart will break all out, when he looks upon the place, an' every thing else that our boy left behind him." "Dear Una," said Connor, "you know that we're partin' now for ever." " My breaking heart tells me that," she replied. "I would give the wealth of the world that it was not so — I would — I would." "Listen to me, my own life. You must not let your love for me lie so heavy upon your heart. Go out, and keep your mind employed upon other thoughts — by degrees you'll forget — no, I don't think you could altogether forget me — me — the first, Una, you ever loved." "And the last, Connor — the last I ever will love." " No, no. In the presence of my lovin' mother, I say that you must not think that way. Time will pass, my own Una, an' you will yet be happy with some other. You're very young; an', as I said, time will wear me by degrees out of your mimory." Una broke hastily from his embrace, for she lay upon his breast all this time. " Do you think so, Connor O'Donovan," she ex- claimed, standing apart from him; but on looking into his face, and reading the history of deep-seated sorrow which appeared there so legible, she again "fled to him and wept." "Oh, no," she continued, "I cannot quarrel with you now; but you do the heart of your own 348 FARDOROTJGHA THE MISER; OR, Una injustice, if you think it could ever feel hap- piness with another. Already I have my mother's consent to enter a convent — and to enter a convent is my fixed determination." "Oh, mother," said Connor, "how will I lave this blessed girl ? how will I part with her?" Honor rose up, and, by two or three simple Avords, disclosed more forcibly, more touchingly, than any direct exhibition of grief could have done, the inex- pressible power of the misery she felt at this eternal separation from her only boy. She seized Una's two hands, and kissing her lips, said, in tones of the most heart-rending pathos — "Oh, Una, Una, pity me — I am his mother I" Una threw herself into her arms, and sobbed out — "Yes, and mine." "Thin you'll obay me as a daughther should," said Honor. "This is too much for you, Oona; part we both must from him, an' neither of us is able to bear much more." She here gave Connor a private signal to be firm, pointing unobservedly to Una's pale cheek, which at the moment lay upon her bosom. " Connor," she proceeded, " Oona has the lock you sent her. Nogher gave it to me; an' my daughther, for I will always call her so, has it at this minute next her lovin' heart. Here is her's, an' let it lie next your's." Connor seized the glossy ringlet from his mother's hands, and placed it at that moment next the seat THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 349 of his undying affection for the devoted creature from whose ebon locks it had been taken. His mother then kissed Una again, and, rising up, said — " Now, my daughther, remimber I am your mother, an' obay me." " I will," said Una, attempting to repress her grief— "I will; but " " Yis, darlin', you will. Now Connor, my son, my son — Connor?" " What is it, mother darlin' ?" " We're goin', Connor — we're lavin' you; be firm — be a man. Aren't you my son, Connor? — my only son — an' the ould man — an' never, never more — oh ! — kneel down — kneel down till I bless you. Oh, many, many a blessin' has risen from your mother's lips an' your mother's heart to heaven for you, my son, my son!" Connor knelt, his heart bursting; but he knelt not alone. By his side was his own Una, with meek and bended head, awaiting for her mother's blessing. She then poured forth that blessing: first upon him who was nearest to her heart, and afterwards upon the worn, but still beautifid girl, whose love for that adored son had made her so inexpressibly dear to her. Whilst utterina; this fervent but sor- rowful benediction, she placed a hand upon the head of each, after which she stooped and kissed them both, but without shedding a single tear. "Now," said she, "comes the mother's wakeness; 350 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, but my son will help me by his manliness — so will my daughter. I am very weak. Oh, what heart can know the sufferin's of this hour, but mine ? My son, my son — Connor O'Donovan, my son!" At this moment John O'Brien entered the room; but the solemnity and pathos of her manner and voice hushed him so completely into silent attention, that it is probable she did not perceive him. " Let me put my arms about him an' kiss his lips once more, an' then I'll say farewell." She again approached Connor, who opened his arms to receive her, and after having kissed him and looked into his face, said, " I will now go — I will now go;" but instead of withdrawing as she had intended, it was observed that she pressed him more closely to her heart than before; plied her hands about his neck and bosom, as if she were not actually conscious of what she did; and at length sunk into the forgetfulness of all her piercing misery upon his breast. " Now," said Una, rising into a spirit of unex- pected fortitude, "now, Connor, I will be her daughter, and you must be her son. The moment she recovers we must separate, and in such a manner as to show that our affection for each other shall not be injurious to her." " It is nature only," said her brother; "or, in other words, the love that is natural to such a mother for such a son that has overcome her. Connor, this must be ended." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 351 " I am willin' it should," replied the other. "You must assist them home, and let me see you again to-morrow. I have something of the deepest im- portance to say to you." Una's bottle of smelling salts soon relieved the woe-worn mother; and, ere the lapse of many mi- nutes, she was able to summon her own natural firmness of character. The lovers, too, strove to be firm; and, after one long and last embrace, they separated from Connor with more composure than, from the preceding scene, might have been expected. The next day, according to promise, John O'Brien paid him an early visit, in order to hear what Connor had assured him was of more importance even than Una's life itself. Their conference was long and serious, for each felt equally interested in its subject matter. When it was concluded, and they had separated, O'Brien's friends observed that he ap- peared like a man whose mind was occupied by something that occasioned him to feel deep anxiety. What the cause of this secret care was, he did not disclose to any one except his father, to whom, in a few days afterwards, he mentioned it. His college vacation had now nearly expired; but it was naturally agreed upon, in the course of the communication he then made, that for the present he should remain with them at home, and postpone his return to Maynooth, if not abandon the notion of the Priest- hood altogether. When the Bodagh left his son, after this dialogue, his open, good-humoured coun- 352 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, tenance seemed clouded, his brow thoughtful, and his whole manner that of a man who has heard something more than usually unpleasant; but what- ever this intelligence was, he too, appeared equally studious to conceal it. The day now arrived on which Connor O'Donovan was to see his other parent for the last time, and this interview he dreaded, on the old man's account, more than he had done even the separation from his mother. Our readers may judge, therefore, of his surprise on finding that his father exhibited a want of sorrow or of common feeling that absolutely amounted almost to indifference. Connor felt it difficult to account for a change so singular and extraordinary in one with whose affection for himself he was so well acquainted. A little time, however, and an odd hint or two thrown out in the early part of their conversation, soon enabled him to perceive, either that he laboured under some strange hallucination, or had discovered a secret source of comfort known only to himself. At length it appeared to the son that he had discovered the cause of this unaccountable change in the con- duct of his father; and, we need scarcely assure our readers, that his heart sank into new and deeper distress at the words from which he drew the in- ference. "Connor," said the miser, "I had great luck yestherday. You remimber Antony Cusack, that ran away from me wid seventy-three pounds fifteen THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 353 sbillins an' nine pence, now bettker than nine years ago. Many a curse he had from me for his roguery; but, somehow, it seems he only thruv undher them. His son Andy called on me yestherday mornin', and ped me to the last farden, inth'rest an' all. Wasn't I in luck?" " It was very fortunate, father, an' I'm glad of it." " It was, indeed, the hoighth o' luck. Now, Connor, you think one thing, an' that is, that we're partin' for ever, and that we'll never see one another till we meet in the next world. Isn't that what you think? Eh, Connor?" " It's hard to tell what may happen, father. We may see one another even in this; stranger things have been brought about." "I tell you, Connor, we'll meet agin; I have made a plan out of my own head for that; but the luckiest of all was the money yestherday." "What is the plan, father?" " Don't ax me, avick, bekase it's betther for you not to know it. I may be disappointed, but it's not likely aither; still it 'ud be risin' expectations in you, an' if it didn't come to pass, you'd only be more unhappy; an' you know, Connor darlin', I wouldn't wish to be the manes of making your poor heart sore for one minute. God knows the same young heart has suffered enough, an' more than it ought to suffer. — Connor ?" "Well, father?" 354 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, " Keep up your spirits, darlin'; don't be at all cast down, I tell you." The old man caught his son's hands ere he spoke, and uttered these words with a voice of such tender- ness and affection, that Connor, on seeing him assume the office of comforter, contrary to all he had ex- pected, felt himself more deeply affected than if his father had fallen, as was his wont, into all the impotent violence of grief. " It was only comin' here to-day, Connor, that I thought of this plan; but I wish to goodness your poor mother knew it, for thin maybe she'd let me mintion it to you." " If it would make me any way unhappy," replied Connor, fearing it might be some sordid project, " I'd rather not hear it; only whatever it is, father, if it's against my dear mother's wishes, don't put it in practice." " I couldn't, Connor, widout her consint, barrin' we'd — but there's no use in that; only keep up your spirits, Connor dear. Still I'm glad it came into my head, this plan; for if I thought that I'd never see you agin, I wouldn't know how to part wid you; my heart 'ud fairly break, or my head 'ud get light. Now, won't you promise me not to fret, acushla machree? an' to keep your heart up, an' your spirits ?" " I'll fret as little as I can, father. You know there's not much pleasure in frettin', an' that no one would fret if they could avoid it; but will you pro- THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 355 mise me, my dear father, to be guided an' advised in whatever you do, or intend to do, by my mother — by my blessed mother ?" "I will — I will, Connor; an' if I had always done so, maybe it isn't here now you'd be standin', an' my heart breakin' to look at you; but, indeed, it was God, I hope, put this plan into my head; an' the money yestherday — that, too, was so lucky — far more so, Connor dear, than you think. Only for that — but sure no matther, Connor, we're not partin' for evermore now; so, acushla machree, let your mind be aisy. Cheer up, cheer up, my darlin' son." Much more conversation of this kind took place between them during the old man's stay, which he prolonged almost to the last hour. Connor wondered, as was but natural, what the plan so recently fallen upon by his father could be. Indeed, sometimes he feared that the idea of their separation had shaken his intellect, and that his allusions to this mysterious discovery, mixed up, as they were, with the uncom- mon delight he expressed at having recovered Cusack's money, boded nothing less than the ulti- mate derangement of his faculties. One thing, however, seemed obvious — that, whatever it might be, whether reasonable or otherwise, his father's mind was exclusively occupied by it; and that, during the whole scene of their parting, it sustained him in a manner for which he felt it utterly impossible to account. It is true he did not leave him without shedding tears, and bitter tears; but they were unac- 356 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, companied by the wild vehemence of grief which had, on former occasions, raged through and almost desolated his heart. The reader may entertain some notion of what he would have felt on this occasion, were it not for the " plan," as he called it, which supported him so much, when we tell him that he blessed his son three or four times during their interview, without being conscious that he had blessed him more than once. His last words to him were to keep up his spirits for that there was little doubt but they would meet again. The next morning, at day-break, "their noble boy," as they fondly and proudly called him, was conveyed to the transport, in company with many others; and, at the hour of five o'clock, p.m. that melancholy vessel weighed anchor, and spread her broad sails to the bosom of the ocean. Although the necessary affairs of life are, after all, the great assuagers of sorrow, yet there are also cases where the heart persists in rejecting the con- solation brought by time, and in clinging to the memory of that which it loved. Neither Honor O' Donovan nor Una O'Brien could forget our un- happy hero, nor school their affections into the apathy of ordinary feelings. Of Fardorougha we might say the same; for, although he probably felt the want of his son's presence more keenly even than his wife, yet his grief, notwithstanding its severity, was mingled with the interruption of a habit, such as is frequently the prevailing cause of sorrow in THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 3.") 7 selfish and contracted minds. That there was much selfishness in his grief, our readers, we dare say, will admit. At all events, a scene which took place between him and his wife, on the night of the day which saw Connor depart from his native land for ever, will satisfy them of the different spirit which marked their feelings on that unfortunate occasion. Honor had, as might be expected, recovered her serious composure, and spent a great portion of that day in offering up her prayers for the welfare of their son. Indeed much of her secret grief was checked by the alarm which she felt for her husband, whose conduct on that morning before he left home was marked by the wild excitement which of late had been so peculiar to him. Her surprise was consecmently great when she observed on his return, that he mani- fested a degree of calmness, if not serenity, utterly at variance with the outrage of his grief, or we should rather say, the delirium of his despair, in the early part of the day. She resolved, however, with her usual discretion, not to catechise him on the subject, lest his violence might revive, but to let his conduct explain itself, which she knew in a little time it would do. Nor was she mistaken. Scarcely had an hour elapsed, when with something like exultation, he disclosed his plan, and asked her advice and opinion. She heard it attentively, and for the first time since the commencement of their affliction, did 3.38 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, the mother's brow seem uuburthened of the sorrow which sat upon it, and her eye to gleam with some- thing like the light of expected happiness. It was however, on their retiring to rest that night that the affecting contest took place, which exhibited so strongly the contrast between their characters. We mentioned in a preceding part of this narrative, that ever since her son's incarceration Honor had slept in his bed, and with her head on the very pillow which his had so often pressed. As she was about to retire, Fardorougha, for a moment, appeared to forget his " plan," and every thing but the departure of his son. He followed Honor to his bedroom, which he traversed, distractedly clasping his hands, kissing his boy's clothes, and uttering sentiments of extreme misery and despair. "There's his bed," he exclaimed; "there's our boy's bed — but where is he himself? — gone, gone for ever ! There's his clothes, ourdarlin' son's clothes; look at them. Oh God, oh God! my heart will break outright. Oh, Connor, our boy, our boy, are you gone from us for ever ! We must sit down to our breakfast in the mornin', to our dinner, and to our supper at night, but our noble boy's face we'll never see — his voice we'll never hear." " Ah, Fardorougha, it's thrue, it's thrue," replied the wife; " but remimber he's not in the grave, not in the clay of the church-yard; we haven't seen him carried there, an' laid down undher the heart -breakin' sound of the dead-bell: we haven't hard the cowld THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMOXA. 359 noise of the clay fallin' in upon his coffin. Oh no, no — thanks, everlastin' thanks to the God that has spared our boy's life ! How often have you an' I hard people say over the corpses of their children, ' Oh, if he was only alive, I didn't care in what part of the world it was, or if I was never to see his face again, only that he was livinV An' wouldn't they, Fardorougha dear, give the world's wealth to have their wishes ? Oh they would, they would — an' thanks' for ever be to the Almighty! our boy is livin' and may yet be happy. Fardorougha, let us not fly in the face of God, who has in his mercy spared our son." " I'll sleep in his bed," replied the husband; "on the very spot he lay on I'll lie." This was indeed trenching, and selfishly trenching upon the last sad privilege of the mother's heart. Her sleeping here was one of those secret but melancholy enjoyments, which the love of a mother or of a wife will often steal, like a miser's theft, from the very hoard of their own sorrows. In fact, she was not prepared for this, and when he spoke she looked at him for some time in silent amazement. " Oh no, Fardorougha dear — the mother, the mo- ther, that her breast was so often his pillow, has the best right, now that he's gone, to lay her head where his lay. Oh, for heaven's sake, lave that poor pleasure to me, Fardorougha." 360 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, " No, Honor, you can bear up undher grief better than J can. I must sleep where my boy slep." fC Farclorougha, I could go upon my knees to you, an' I will, avoumeen, if you'll grant me this." " I can't, I can't," he replied, distractedly; "I could sleep no where else. I love every thing belongin' to him. I can't, Honor, I can't, I can't." " Fardorougha, my heart — his mother's heart is fixed upon it, an' was. Oh lave this to me, acushla, lave this to me — it's all I axe." " I couldn't, I couldn't — my heart is breakin' — it'll be sweet to me — I'll think I'll be nearer him," — and as he uttered these words the tears flowed copi- ously down his checks. His affectionate wife was touched with compassion, and immediately resolved to let him have his way, whatever it might cost herself. " God pity you," she said; " I'll give it up, I'll give it up, Fardorougha. Do, sleep where he slep; I can't blame you, nor I don't; for sure it's only a proof of how much you love him." She then bade him good night, and, with spirits dreadfully weighed down by this singular incident, withdrew to her lonely pillow; for Connor's bed had been a single one, in which of course two persons could not sleep together. Thus did these bereaved parents retire to seek that rest which nothing but exhausted nature seemed dis- posed to give them, until at length they fell asleep under the double shadow of night and a calamity THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 361 which filled their hearts with so much distress and misery. In the mean time, whatever these two families might have felt for the sufferings of their respective children in consequence of Bartle Flanagan's villany, that plausible traitor had watched the departure of his victim with a palpitating anxiety almost equal to what some unhappy culprit, in the dock of a prison, would experience when the foreman of his jury hands down the sentence which is either to hang or acquit him. Up to the very moment on which the vessel sailed, his cruel but cowardly heart was literally sick with the apprehension that Connor's mitigated sen- tence might be still -further commuted to a term of imprisonment. Great, therefore, was his joy, and boundless his exultation, on satisfying himself that he was now perfectly safe m the crime he had com- mitted, and that his path was never to be crossed by him, whom, of all men living, he had most feared and hated. The reader is not to suppose, however, that by the ruin of Connor, and the revenge he con- sequently had gained upon Fardorougha, the scope of his dark designs was by any means accomplished. Far from it; the fact is, his measures were only in a progressive state. In Nogher M'Cormick's last in- terview with Connor, our readers will please to remember that a hint had been thrown out by that attached old follower, of Flanagan's entertaining cer- tain guilty purposes involving nothing less than the abduction of Una. Now in justice to Flanagan's saga- R 362 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, city we are bound to say that no one living had ever received from himself any intimation of such an in- tention. The whole story was fabricated by Nogher for the purpose of getting Connor's consent to the vengeance which it had been determined to execute upon his enemy. By a curious coincidence, however, the story, though decidedly false so far as Nogher knew to the contrary, happened to be literally and absolutely true. Flanagan, indeed, was too skilful and secret, either to precipitate his own designs until the feelings of the parties should abate and settle down, or to place himself at the mercy of another person's discretion. He knew his own heart too well to risk his life by such dangerous and unsea- sonable confidence. Some months consequently had passed away since Connor's departure, when an event took place which gave him still further security. This was nothing less than the fulfilment by Fardorougha of that plan to which he looked forward with such prospective satisfaction. Connor had not been a month gone when his father began to dispose of his property, which he soon did, having sold out his farm to good advantage. He then paid his rent, the only debt he owed; and having taken a passage to New South Wales for himself and Honor, they departed with melancholy satisfaction to seek that son without whose society they found their deso- late hearth gloomier than the cell of a prison. This was followed, too, by another circumstance — but one apparently of little importance — which was, THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 363 the removal of Biddy Nutty to the Bodagh's family, through the interference of Una, by whom she was treated with singular affection, and admitted to her confidence. Such was the position of the parties after a lapse of five months subsequent to the transportation of Connor. Flanagan had conducted himself with great circumspection, and, so far as public observation could go, with much propriety. There was no change whatsoever perceptible, either in his dress or manner, except that alluded to by Nogher of his altogether declining to taste any intoxicating liquid. In truth, so well did he act his part, that the obloquy raised against him at the period of Connor's trial was nearly, if not altogether, removed, and many persons once more adopted an impression of his victim's guilt. With respect to the Bodagh and his son, the anx- iety which we have described them as feeling in consequence of the latter' s interview with O'Donovan, was now completely removed. Una's mother had nearly forgotten both the crime and its consequences ; but upon the spirits of her daughter there appeared to rest a silent and a settled sorrow, not likely to be diminished or removed. Her cheerfulness had aban- doned her, and many an hour did she contrive to spend with Biddy Nulty, engaged in the mournful satisfaction of talking over all that affection prompted of her banished lover. 364 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, CHAPTER XVI. We must now beg our readers to accompany us to a scene of a different description from any we have yet drawn. The night of a November day had set in, or rather advanced so far as nine o'clock, when, towards the angle of a small three-corned field, called by a peculiar coincidence of name, Oona's Handkerchief, in consequence of an old legend connected with it, might be seen moving a number of straggling figures, sometimes in groups of fours and fives ; sometimes in twos or threes, as the case might be, and not unfre- quently did a single straggler advance, and after a few private words, either join the others or proceed alone to a house situated in the angular corner of the field to which we allude. As the district was a remote one, and the night rather dark, several shots might be heard as they proceeded, and several flashes in the pan seen from the rusty arms of those who were probably anxious to pull a trigger for the first time. The country, at the period we write of, be it ob- served, was in a state of comparative tranquillity, and no such thing as a police corps had been heard of or known in the neighbourhood. At the lower end of a long, level stretch of moor, called the Black Park, two figures approached a kind of gate or pass that opened into it. One of them THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 365 stood until the other advanced, and in a significant tone asked, who conies there ? " A friend to the guard," was the reply. " Good morrow," said the other. " Good morrow mornin to you." " What age are you in ?" " In the end of the Fifth."* " All right; come on, boy; the thrue blood's in you, whoever you are." " An' is it possible you don't know me, Dandy?" " Faix is it; I forgot my spectacles to-night. Who the dickens are you at all ?" " I suppose you purtind to forget Ned M'Cor- mick ?" " Is it Nogher's son ?" " The divil a other; an' Dandy Duffy, how are you, man alive 1" " Why you see, Ned, I've been so long out of the counthry, an' I'm now so short a time back, that upon my sowl I forget a great many of my ould acquaintances, especially them that wor only slips when I wint acrass.-f Faith I'm purty well considher- in', Ned, I thank you." " Bad luck to thim that sint you acrass, Dandy; not but that you got off purty well on the whole, by all accounts. They say only that Rousin Redhead • These were passwords of Ribbonism, and are taken from the chronological arrangement of the seven ages of the Chris- tian Church, as adopted by the writer of Pastorini. f In other words, when he was transported. 366 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, swore like a man you'd 'a' got a touch of the Shuggy Shoe."* " To the divil wid it all now, Ned; let us have no more about it; I don't for my own part like to think of it. Have you any notion of what we're called upon for tonight ?" " Divil the laste; but I believe, Dandy, that Bartle's not the white-headed boy wid you no more nor wid some more of us." " Him ! a double distilled villain. Faith they wot- never good that had the white liver; an' he has it to the back bone. My brother Lachlin, that's now dead, God rest him, often tould me about the way he thricked him and Barney Bradly when they wor green horns, about sixteen or seventeen. He got them to join him in stalin' a sheep for their Christmas dinner, he said; so they all three stole it; an' the blaggard skinned and cut it up, sendin' my poor bocaunf of a brother home to hide the skin in the sthraw in our barn, and poor Barney, wid only the head an' trot- thers, to hide them in his father's cow-house. Very good; in a day or two the neighbours wor all called upon to clear themselves upon the holy Evangelisk; and the two first that he egg'd an to do it was my brother an' Barney. Of coorse he " switched the primmer" J himself that he was innocent; but whin it was all over some one sint Jarmy Campel, that lost * Gallows, f A soft, silly fellow. | To switch the primmer, i. e. to swear ; and it is generally understood, falsely. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 367 the sheep, to the very spot where they hid the fleece an' trotthers. Jarmy didn't wish to say much about it; so he tonld them if they'd fairly acknowledge it, an' pay him betune them for the sheep, he'd dhrop it. My father an' Andy Bradly did so, an' there it ended; but purshue the morsel of the mutton ever they tasted in the mane time. As for Bartle, he managed the thing so well that at the time they never suspected him, although divil a other could betray them, for he was the only one knew it ; an' he had the aiten o' the mutton, too, the blaggard. Faith, Ned, I know him well. Now think o' that thrick, an' him only a boy at the time!" " He has conthrived to get a sthrong back o' the boys any how." '* He has, an' 'tis that, an' bekase he's a good hand to be undher for my revinge on Blennerhasset that made me join him." " I dunna what could make him refuse to let Alick Nulty join him V " Is it my cousin from Annaloghan ? an' did he ?" " Divil a lie in it; it's as thrue as you're standin' there; but do you know what's suspected ?" « No." " Why, that he has an eye on Bodagh Buie's daughter. Alick towld me that for a long time afther Connor O'Donovan was thransported, the father an son wor afeard of him, in consequence of something they hard from Connor himself. Alick hard it from his sister Biddy, an' it appears that the Bodagh' s 368 FARDOROTJGHA THE MISER; OR, daughter tould her family that he used to stare her out of countenance at mass, an' several times struv to put the furraun* on her in hopes to get acquainted." " He would do it; an' my hand to you, if he un- dhertakes it he'll not fail; an' I'll tell you another thing, if he suspected that I knew any thing about the thraicherous thrick he put on my poor brother, the divil a toe he'd let me join him; but you see I was only a mere gorsoon at the time." " At all evints let us keep an eye on him; an' in regard to Connor O'Donovan's business, let him not be too sure that thafs over wid him yet. At any rate, by dad, my father has slipped out a name upon him an' us that will do him no good. The other boys now call us the Stays of Lisdhn, that bein' the place where his father lived, an' the nickname you see rises out of his thrachery to poor Connor O'Donovan." " Did he ever give any hint himself about carryin' away the Bodagh's purty daughter ?" " Is it him ? Oh, ho! catch him at it; he's a dam' sight too close to do any sich thing." After some further conversation upon that and other topics, they arrived at the place of appoint- ment which was a hedge school-house; one of those where the master, generally an unmarried man, merely wields his sceptre during school hours, leaving it open and uninhabited for the rest of the twenty- four. * An over civil and plausible manner of addressing a persoc THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 369 The appearance of those who were here assembled was indeed singularly striking. A large fire of the unconsumed peat brought by the scholars on that morning was kindled in the middle of the floor — its usual site. Around upon stones, hobs, bosses, and seats of various descriptions, sat the " boys," — some smoking and others drinking; for upon nights of this kind a shebeen-house keeper, uniformly a member of such societies, generally attends for the sale of his liquor, if be cannot succeed in prevailing on them to hold their meetings in his own house — a circumstance which for many reasons may not be in every case ad- visable. As they had not all yet assembled, nor the business of the night commenced, they were, of course, divided into several groups and engaged in various amusements. In the lower end of the house was a knot, busy at the game of " spoil five," their ludicrous table being the crown of a hat, placed upon the floor in the centre. These all sat upon the ground, their legs stretched out, their torch-bearer holding a lit bunch of fir splinters, stuck for conve- nience sake in the muzzle of a horse pistol. In the upper end, again, sat another clique, listening to a man who was reading a treasonable ballad. Such of them as could themselves read stretched over their necks, in eagerness to peruse it along with him, and such as could not — indeed the greater number — gave force to its principles by very significant tones and ges- tures; some being those of melody, and others those of murder; that is to say, part of them were attempting r 2 3/0 FARDOROUGHA THE MISERj OR, to hum a tune in a low voice suitable to the words, whilst others more ferocious brandished their weapons, as if those against whom the spirit of the ballad was directed had been then within the reach of their savage passions. Beside the fire, and near the middle of the house, sat a man, who, by his black stock and military appearance, together with a scar over his brow that gave him a most repulsive look, was evidently a pensioner, or old soldier. This person was engaged in examining some rusty fire- arms that had been submitted to his inspection. His self-importance was amusing, as was also the deferen- tial aspect of those, who, with arms in their hands, hammering flints or turning screws, awaited patiently their turn for his opinion of their efficiency. But per- haps the most striking group of all was that in which a thick-necked, bull-headed young fellow, with blood- coloured hair — a son of Rousin Redhead's — who, by the way, was himself present, and another beetle- browed slip were engaged in drawing for a wager upon one of the school-boy's slates, the figure of a coffin and cross bones. A hardened looking old sinner, with murder legible in his face, held the few halfpence which they wagered in his open hand, whilst in the other he clutched a pole, surmounted by a bent bay- onet that had evidently seen some service. The last group worthy remark was composed of a few persons who were writing threatening notices upon a leaf torn out of a school-boy's copy, which was laid upon what they formerly termed " a copy board," or piece of THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 371 plain deal, kept upon the knees, as a substitute for desks, while the boys were writing. These amuse- ments were resorted to while waiting for the Article Bearer, or the Captain, for such was Bartle Flanagan, who now entered the house, and saluted all present with great cordiality. " Begad, boys," he said, " our four guards widout is worth any mouey. I had to pass the signword afore I could pass myself, and that's the way it ought to be. But, boys, before we go any farther, an' for fraid of thraitors, I must call the rowl. You'll stand in a row roun' the walls, an' thin we can make sure that there's no spies among us." He then called out the roll of those who were mem- bers of his Lodge, and having ascertained that all was right, he proceeded immediately to business. " Rousin' Redhead, what's the raison you didn't take the arms from Captain St. Ledger's stewart ? Sixteen men armed was enough to it, an' yees faded." " Ay, an' if you had been wid us, and sixteen more to the back o' that, you'd fail too. Begarra, Captain dear, it seems that good people is scarce. Look at Micky Mulvather there, you see his head tied up: but aldo he can play cards well enough, be me sowl he's short of one ear, any how, an' if you could meet wan o' the same Stewart's bullets goin' abroad at night like ourselves for its divarsion, it might let you know how he lost it. Bartle, I tell you, a number of us isn't satisfied wid you. You send us out to meet danger, an' you won't come yourself." 372 FARDOROTJGHA THE MISER; OR "Don't you know, Rouser, that I always do go whenever I can, but I'm caged now;* faix I don't sleep in a barn, and can't budge as I used to do." "An' who's tyin' you to your place, thin?" " Rouser," replied Bartle, I wish I had a thousand like you, not but I have fine fellows. Boys, the truth is this, you must all meet here to-morrow-night, for the short an' long of it is that I'm goin' to run away wid a wife." " Well," replied Redhead, " sure you can do that widout our assistance, if she's willin' to come." " Willin' ! why," replied Bartle, "it's by her own appointment we're goin'." "An' if it is, then," said the Rouser, who, in truth, was the leader of the suspicious and disaffected party in Flanagan's Lodge, " what the blazes use have you for uz ?" " Rousin Redhead," said Bartle, casting a suspi- cious and malignant glance at him, "might I take the liberty of axin' what you mane by speaking of me in that disparagin' manner ? Do you renum- ber your oath ? or do you forget that you are bound by it to meet at twelve hours' notice or less, whinever you're called upon. — Dhar Chriestha ! man, if I hear another word of the kind out o' your lips, down you go on the black list. Boys," he proceeded, with a wheedling look of good humour to the rest, * Meaning that in his present service he slept in the dwelling- house, and that he consequently could not stop out at night without observation. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 373 we'll have neither Spies nor Stags here, come or go what may." " Stags," replied Rousin Redhead, whose face had already become scarlet with indignation, "Stags, you say, Bartle Flanagan ! Arrah, boys, I wondher where is poor Connor O' Donovan by this time 1" "I suppose Bushin' it afore now," observed our friend Dandy Duffy, whining his pipe. " I bushed it myself for a year an' a half, but be Japers, I got sick of it. But any how, Bartle, you oughtn't to speak of Stags, for although Connor refused to join us, you had no right to go inform upon him. Sure, only for the intherest that was made for him you'd have his blood on your sowl." " An' if he had itself," observed one of Flanagan's friends, "'twould signify very little. The Bodagh desarved what he got, and more if he had got it. What right has he, one of our own purswadjion as he is, to hould out aginst us the way he does 1 Sure he's as rich as a Sassenach, an' divel resave the farden he'll subscribe towards our gettin' arms or ammunition, or towards difendin' us when we're brought to thrial. To hell's delights wid the dirty Bodagh, says myself for one." " An' is that by way of a defince of Captain Bartle Flanagan ?" inquired Rousin Redhead indignantly. " An' so our worthy Captain sint the man across that punished our inimy, even accordian to your own provin', and tbat by star/gin' against him. Of coorse, had the miser's son been one of huz, Bartle's brains 374 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, would be scatthered to the four quarthers of heaven long agone." "An' how did I know but he'd stag aginst me," said Bartle very calmly. " Dam' well you knew he would not" observed Ned M'Cormick, now encouraged by the bold and decided manner of Rousin Redhead. "Before ever you went into Fardorougha's sarvice you sed to more than one that you'd make him sup sorrow for his harshness to your father and family." " An' didn't he desarve it Ned ? — Didn't he ruin us." " He might desarve it, an' I suppose did; but what right had you to punish the innocent for the guilty ? You knewn very well that both his son an' his wife always sot their faces aginst his doins." " Boys," said Flanagan, " I don't undherstand this, and I tell you more, I won't bear it. This night let any of you that doesn't like to be undher me say so. Rousin Redhead, you'll never meet in a Ribbon lodge agin. You're scratched out of one book, but by way of comfort your' re down in another." " What other, Bartle ?" " The Black List. An' now I have nothin' more to say, except that if there's any thing on your mind that wants absolution, look to it." We must now pause for a moment to reflect upon that which we suppose the sagacity of the reader has already discovered — that is, the connection between what occurred in Flanagan's lodge, and the last dialogue which took place between Nogher and Con- THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 375 nor O'Donovan. It is evident that Nogher had spirits at work for the purpose both of watching and contravening all Flanagan's plans, and if pos- sible, of drawing him into some position which might justify the " few friends," as he termed them, first in disgracing him, and afterwards of set- tling their account ultimately with a man whom they wished to blacken, as dangerous to the society of which they were members. The curse, however, of these secret confederacies, and indeed of ribbonism in general is, that the savage principle of personal vengeance is transferred from the nocturnal assault, or the mid-day assassination which may be directed against religious or political enemies, to the private bickerings and petty jealousies that must necessarily occur in a combination of ignorant and bigoted men, whose passions are guided by no principle but one of practical cruelty. This explains, as we have put it, and justly put it, the incredible number of murders which are committed in our unhappy country, under the name of waylayings and midnight attacks, where the offence that caused them cannot be traced by soci- ety at large, although it is an incontrovertible fact, that to all those who are connected with ribbonism, in its varied phases, it often happens that the projec- tion of such murders is known for weeks before they are perpetrated. The wretched assassin who murders a man that has never offended him personally, and who suffers himself to become the instrument of exe- cuting the hatred which originates from a principle 376 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, of general enmity against a class, will not be likely, once his hands are stained with blood, to spare any one who may, by direct personal injury, incur his resentment. Every such offence, where secret so- cieties are concerned, is made a matter of personal feeling, and a trial of strength between factions, and of course a similar spirit is superinduced among persons of the same creed and principles to that which actuates them against those who differ from them in politics and religion. It is true, that the occurrence of murders of this character has been referred to as a proof that secret societies are not founded or conducted upon a spirit of religious rancour; but such an assertion is, in some cases, the result of gross ignorance, and in many more, of far grosser dishonesty. Their murdering each other is not at all a proof of any such thing, but it is a proof, as we have said, that their habit of taking away human life, and shedding human blood upon slight grounds or political feelings, follows them from their conven- tional principles to their private resentments, and is, therefore, such a consequence as might naturally be expected to result from a combination of men, who in one sense consider murder no crime. Thus does this secret tyranny fall back upon society, as well as upon those who are concerned in it, as a double curse, and indeed we believe that even the greater number of these unhappy wretches whom it keeps within its toils, would feel happy that the principle were rooted out of the country for ever. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 377 " An' so you're goin' to put my father down on the black list," said the beetle-browed son of Rouser. "Very well, Bartle, do so; but do you see that," he added, pointing to the sign of the coffin and cross bones which he had previously drawn upon the slate; "dhar an sphirit Neev* if you do you'll waken some momin' in a warmer counthry than Ireland." "Very well," said Bartle, quietly, but evidently shrinking from a threat nearly as fearful, and far more daring than his own, "you know I have nothin' to do except my duty. Yez are goin' aginst the Cause, an' I must report yez; afther that whatever happens won't come from me, nor from any one here. It is from thim that's in higher quarthers you'll get your doom, an' not from me, or, as I said afore, from any one here. Mark that ; but indeed you know it as well as I do, an' I believe, Rouser, a good deal betther." Flanagan's argument, to men who understood its dreadful import, was one before which almost every description of personal courage must quail. Persons were then present, Rousin Redhead among the rest, who had been sent upon some of those midnight mis- sions, which contumacy against the system, when operating in its cruelty, had occasioned. Persons of humane disposition declining to act in these sangui- nary villanies are generally the first to be sacrificed, * The name of the Third Person of the Trinity is seldom sworn by in Ireland, unless when some dreadful purpose is de- termined on. 378 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, for, as in the case of the execrable Inquisition, indi- vidual life is nothing when obstructing the propaga- tion of the general principle. This truth, coming from Flanagan's lips, they themselves, some of whom had executed its spirit, knew but too well. The difference, however, be- tween their apprehensions, so far as they were individually concerned, was not much ; Flanagan had the person to fear, and his opponents the principle. Redhead, however, who knew that whatever he had executed upon delinquents like himself might also upon himself be visited in his turn, saw that his safest plan for the present was to submit; for indeed the meshes of the Whiteboy system, like those of the Inquisition, leave no man's life safe, if he express hostile opinions against it. "Bartle, said he, "you know I'm no coward; an' I grant you've a long head at plannin' anything you set about. I don't see, in the mane time, why afther all, we should quarrel. You know me, Bartle; an' if any thing happens me, it won't be for nothirC. I say no more; but I say still that you throw the danger upon uz, and don't" — " Rousin Redhead," said Bartle, " give me your hand. I say now what I didn't wish to say to-night afore, by Japers, you're worth five men; an' I'll tell you all, boys, you must meet the Rouser here to- morrow night, an' we'll have adhrink at my cost; an' boys — Rouser, hear me — you all know your oaths; we'll do something to-morrow night — an' I say agin, THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 3/9 Rouser, I'll be wid yez an' among yez; an' to prove my opinion of the Rouser, I'll allow him to head us." "An', by the crass o' Moses, I'll do it in style," rejoined the hot-headed but unthinking miscreant, who did not see that the adroit captain was placing him in the post of danger. " I don't care a damn what it is — we'll meet here to-morrow night, boys, an' I'll s how you that I can lead as well as folly." "Whatever happens," said Bartle, "we oughtn't to have any words or bickerins among ourselves at any rate. I undherstand that two among yez struck one another. Sure yez know that there's not a blow yez give to a brother, but's a perjury — and there's no use in that, barrin' in a righteous cause, an' to help forid the thruth. I'll say no more about it now; but I hope there 'ill never be another blow given among yez. Now, get a hat some o' yez, till we draw cuts for six that I want to beat Tom Lynchagan, of Lisdhu; he's workin' for St. Ledger, afther gettin' two notices. He's a quiet, civil man, no doubt: but that's not the thing. We must have obadience, or where's the use of our meetins' at all ? Give him a sound batin', but no further — break no bones." He then marked slips of paper, equal in number to those who were present, with the numericals 1, 2, 3, &c. to correspond, after which he determined that the three first numbers and three last should go — all which was agreed to without remonstrance, or any apparent show of reluctance whatever. 380 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, "Now, boys," he continued, "don't forget to attend to-morrow night; an' I say to every man of you, as Darby Spaight said to the divil, whin he promised to join the rebellion, be dha pheeka laghty (bring your pike with you) — bring the weapons." " An' who's the purty girl that's goin' to get you, Captain Bartle?" inquired Dandy Duffy. "The purtiest girl in this parish, any how," replied Flanagan, unawares. — The words, however, were scarcely out of his lips, when he felt that he had been indiscreet. He immediately added — "that is, if she is of this parish; but I didn't say she is. Maybe we'll have to thravel a bit to find her out; but come what come may, don't neglect to be all here about half-past nine o'clock, wid your arms an' ammunition." Duffy, who had sat beside Ned M'Cormick dur- ing the night, gave him a significant look, which the other, who, in truth, joined himself to Flana- gan's lodge only to watch his movements, as sig- nificantly returned. When the men deputed to beat Lynchaghan had blackened their faces, the lodge dispersed for the night, the two latter taking their way home together, in order to consider of that which they had just witnessed. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 381 CHAPTER XVII. Indeed it was no wonder that Dandy Duffy and Ned M'Cormick should have exchanged significant glances with each other, upon Flanagan's having admitted unawares that the female he designed to take away on the following night was " the por- tiest girl in the parish." The truth was, he imagined at the moment that his designs were fully matured, and in the secret vanity, or rather, we would say, in the triumphant villany of his heart, he allowed an expression to incautiously pass his lips which was nearly tantamount to an admission of Una's name. The truth of this he instantly felt. But even had he not by his own natural sagacity perceived it, the look of mutual intelligence which his quick and sus- picious eye observed to pass between Duffy and Ned M'Cormick would at once have convinced him. Una was not merely entitled to the compliment so covertly bestowed upon her extraordinary personal attractions, but in addition it might have been truly affirmed, that neither that nor any adjoining parish could pro- duce a female, in any rank, who could compete with her in the character of a rival beauty. This was admitted by all who had ever seen the colleen dhas dhun, or " the purty brown girl," as she was called, and it followed, as a matter of course, 382 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, that Flanagan's words could imply no other than the Bodagh's daughter. It is unnecessary to say, that Flanagan, knowing this as he did, coidd almost have bit a portion of his own tongue off as a punishment for its indiscretion. It was then too late, however, to efface the impres- sion which the words were calculated to make, and he felt besides that he would only strengthen the suspicion by an over anxiety to remove it. He there- fore repeated his orders respecting the appointed meeting on the following nigbt, although he had already resolved in consequence of his indiscretion to change the whole plan of his operations. Such was the precaution with which this cowardly but accomplished miscreant proceeded towards the accomplishment of his purposes, and such was his apprehension lest the premature suspicion of a single individual might by contingent treachery defeat his design, or affect his personal safety. He had made up his mind to communicate the secret of his enter- prise to none until the very moment of its execu- tion; and this being effected, his ultimate plans were laid, as he thought, with sufficient skill to baffle pursuit, and defeat either the malice of his enemies or the vengeance of the law. No sooner had they left the school-house than the Dandy and M'Cormick immediately separated from the rest, in order to talk over the proceedings of the night, with a view to their suspicions of the " Cap- tain." They had not gone far, however, when they THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 383 were overtaken by two others, who came up with them at a quick, or, if I may be allowed the ex- pression, an earnest pace. The two latter were Rousin Redhead and his son Corney. "So, boys," said the Rouser, "what do you think of our business to-night 1 Didn't I get well out of his clutches?" " Be me throth, Rouser darlin','' replied the Dandy, " you niver wor complately in them till this minnit." " Dhar ma lham chart/i,"* said Corney, "I say he's a black-hearted villin, and damnho orm but it 'ud be aquil to absolution from the priest's hand to knock him on the head." " But how am I in his clutches, Dandy ?" inquired the Rouse^r. "Why," rejoined Duffy, "don't you see that for all you said about his throwin' the post of danger on other people, he's givin' it to you to-morrow night." Rousin Redhead stood still for nearly half a minute without uttering a syllable; at length he seized Dandy by the arm, which he pressed with the grip of Her- cules, for he was a man of huge size and strength. " Chorp an dioual, you giant, is it my arm you're goin' to brake ?" " Be the 'tarnel primmer, Dandy Duffy, but I see it now," said the Rouser, struck by Bartle's address, and indignant at the idea of being over-reached by him. "Eh, Corney," he continued, addressing his son, • By my right hand. 384 FARDOROTJGHA THE MISER; OR, " hasn't he the Rouser set ? I see boys, I see. I'm a marked man wid him, an' it's likely, for all he said, will be on the black list afore he sleeps. Well, Corney avic, you and others know how to act if any thing happens me." "I don't think," said M'Cormick, who was a lad of considerable penetration, " that you need be afeard of either him or the black list. Be me sowl, I know the same Bartle well, an' a bigger coward never put a coat on his back. He got as pale as a sheet to- night when Corney there threatened him; not but he's desateful enough, I grant; but he'd be a greater tyrant, only he's so hen-hearted." " But what job," said the Rouser, " has he for us to-morrow night, do you think? It must be some- thin past the common. Who the dioual qan he have in his eye to run away wid ?" "Who's the purtiest girl in the parish, Rouser?" asked Ned. " I thought every one knew that." " Why you don't mane for to say," replied Red- head, "that he'd have the spunk in him to run away wid Bodagh Buie's daughter ? Be the contents o' the book, if I thought he'd thry it, I'd stick to him like a Throjan; the dirty Bodagh, that, as Larry Lawdher said to-night, never backed or supported us, or gev a single rap to help us, if a penny 'ud save one of us from the gallis. The divil's delights to him an' all belongin' to him, I say too; an' I tell you what it is, boys, dhar Chriestha, if Flanagan has the manliness to take away his daughther, I'll be the first to sledge the door in to pieces." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 385 " Dhar a spiridh, an' so will I," said the young beetle-browed tiger beside him; "thim that can an' won't help on the cause desarves no marcy from it.'' Thus spoke from the lips of ignorance and brutality that esprit du corps of blood, which never scruples to sacrifice all minor resentments to any opportunity of extending the cause, as it is termed, or that ideal monster, in the promotion of which the worst principles of our nature, still the most active, are sure to experience the greatest glut of low and gross gra- tification. Oh, if reason, virtue, and true religion, were only as earnest and vigorous in extending their own cause, as ignorance, persecution, and bigotry, how soon would society present a different aspect. But, unfortunately, they cannot stoop to call in the aid of tyranny, and cruelty, and bloodshed, nor of the thousand other atrocious allies of falsehood and dis- honesty, of which ignorance, craft, and cruelty never fail to avail themselves, and without which they could not proceed successfully. M'Cormick having heard Rousin Redhead and his son utter such sentiments, did not feel at all justified in admitting them to any confidence with himself or Duffy. He accordingly replied with more of adroit- ness than of candour to the savage sentiments they expressed. "Faith you're right, Rouser; he'd never have spunk, sure enough, to carry otf the Bodagh's daughter. But in the mane time, who was spakin' s 386 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, about her ? Begor if I thought he had the heart I'd — but he hasn't." " I know he hasn't," said the Rouser. " He's nothing but a white-livered dog," said Duffy. "I thought, to tell you the truth," said M'Cor- mick, "that you might give a guess as to the girl, but for the Bodagh's daughter, he has not the mettle for that." " If he had," replied the Bouser, "he might count upon Corney an' myself as right-hand men. We all bave a crow to pluck wid the dirty Bodagh, an' be me zounds it 'ill puzzle him to find a bag to hould the feathers." " One 'ud think he got enough," observed M'Cor- mack, "in the loss of his haggard." "But that didn't come from uz," said the Rouser; " we have our share to give him yet, an' never fear he'll get it. We'll taich him to abuse us, and set us at defiance, as he's constantly doin." " Well, Rouser," said M'Cormick, who now felt anxious to get rid of him, "we'll be wishin' you a good night; we're goin' to have a while of a kail- yeah* up at my uncle's. Corney, my boy, good night." " Good night kindly, boys,'' replied the others, " an' banayht laht,^ any how." " Rouser, you divil," said the Dandy, calling after them, " will you an' blessed Corney there, offer up * An evening conversational visit, f Our blessing be with you. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 387 a Pattheranavy for my convarsion, for I'm sure that both your prayers will go far." Rousin Redhead and Corney responded to this with a loud laugh and a banter. "Ay, ay, Dandy; but be me soul, if they only go as far as your own goodness sint you before now, it i'll be seven years before they come back agin. Eh, do you smell any thing ? — ha, ha, ha !" " The bigbosthoon hot me fairly, begad," observed the Dandy, aside; — "The divil's own tongue he has." "Bad cess to you, for a walkin' bonfire, an' go home," replied the Dandy, "I'm not a match for you wid the tongue, at all at all." "No, nor wid any thing else, barrm' your heels," replied the Rouser; "or your hands, if there was a horse in the way. Arrah, Dandy ?" " Well, you graceful youth, well ?" " You ought to be a good workman by this time; you first larned your thrade, an' thin you put in your seven years' apprenticeship* — ha, ha, ha!" " Faith, an Rouser, I can promise you a merry end, my beauty; you'll be the only man that'll dance at your own funeral? an' I'll tell you what, Rouser, it'll be like an egg hornpipe, wid your eyes covered. That's what I call an active death, avouchal!" " Faith, an' if you wor a priest, Dandy, you'd be sure to die with your face to the congregation. You'll be a rope-dancer yourself yet; only this, Dandy, that * Alluding to the term of his transportation. 388 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, you'll be undher the rope instead of over it; so good night." "Rouser," exclaimed the other, "Rousin Red- head!" " Go home," replied the Rouser. " Good night, I say; you've thravelled a great deal too far for an igno- rant man like me to stand any chance wid you. Your tongue's lighter than your hands* even, and that's payin' it a high compliment." "Divil sweep you, Brien," said Dandy, "you'd beat the divil an' Docthor Fosther. Good night agin!" "Oh, ma bannaght laht, I say." And they accordingly parted. " Now," said Ned, " what's to be done, Dandy ? As sure as gun's iron, this limb of hell will take away the Bodagh's daughther, if we don't do something to prevent it." "I'm not puttin' it past him," returned his com- panion, " but how to prevent it is the thing. He has the boys all on his side, barrin' yourself and me, an' a few more." "An' you see, Ned, the Bodagh is so much hated, that even some of thim that don't like Flanagan wont scruple to join him in this." "An' if we wor known to let the cat out o' the bag to the Bodagh, we might as well prepare our coffins at wanst." "Faith, sure enough — that's but gospel, Ned," * In Ireland to be light-handed signifies to be a thief. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 389 replied the Dandy ; "still it 'ud be the milliah murdhers to let the double-faced villin carry off sich a girl." "I'll tell you what you'll do thin, Dandy," re- joined Ned, "what if you'd walk down wid me as far as the Bodagh's." " For why 1 Sure they're in bed now, man alive." " I know that," said M'Cormick; "but how-an'- ever, if you come down wid me that far, I'll conthrive to get in somehow, widout wakenin' them." " The dickens you will! How the sorra, man ?" " No matther, I will; an' you see," he added, pulling out a flask of spirits, " I'm not goin' impty handed." " Phew !" exclaimed Duffy, "is it there you are ? — oh, that indeed ! Faith I got a whisper of it some time ago, but it wint out o' my head. Biddy Nulty, faix — a nate clean girl she is too." " But that's not the best of it, Dandy. Sure, blood alive, I can tell you a sacret — may I depind ?" "Honour bright!" "The Bodagh's daughter, man, 's to give her a portion, in regard of her bein' so thrue to Connor O'Donovan. Bad luck to the oath she'd swear aginst him if they'd make a queen of her, but outdone the counsellors and lawyers, an' all the whole bobbery o' them, whin they wanted her to turn king's evidence. Now, it's not but I'd do any thing to sarve the purty Bodagh's daughter widout it; but you see, Dandy, if White-liver takes her away, I may stand a bad chance for the portion." 390 FARDOROTJGHA THE MISER; OR, " Say no more; I'll go wid you; but how will you get in, Ned?" " Never you mind that; here, take a pull out of this flask before you go any farther. Blood an' flummery! what a night; divil a my finger I can see before me. Here — where's your hand? — that's it; warm your heart, my boy." "You intend thin, Ned, to give Biddy the hard word about Flanagan?" "Why, to bid her put them on their guard; sure there can be no harm in that." "They say, Ned, it's not safe to trust a woman; what if you axe to see the Bodagh's son, the young sogarth." ; "I'd trust my life to Biddy — she that was so honest to the Donovans wouldn't be desateful to her sweetheart that — he — hem — she's far gone in con- sate wid — your sowl. Her brother Alick's to meet me at the Bodagh's on his way from his Lodge, for they hould a meetin' to-night too." " Never say it agin. I'll stick to you; so push an', for it's late. You'll be apt to make up the match before you part I suppose." " That wont be hard to do any time, Dandy." Both then proceeded down the same field which we have already said was called the Black Park, in con- sequence of its dark and mossy soil. Having with some difficulty found the stile at the lower end of it, they passed into a short car track, which they were barely able to follow. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 391 The night, considering that it was the month of November, was close and foggy — such as frequently follows a calm day of incessant rain. The bottoms were plashy, the drains all full, and the small rivu- lets and streams about the country were up above their banks, whilst the larger rivers swept along with the hoarse continuous murmurs of an unusual flood. The sky was one sheet of darkness — for not a cloud could be seen, or any thing except the passing gleam of a cottage taper, lessened by the haziness of the night into a mere point of faint light, and thrown by the same cause into a distance which appeared to the eye much more remote than that of reality. After having threaded their way for nearly a mile, the water spouting almost at every step up to their knees, they at length came to an old bridle way, deeply shaded with hedges on each side. They had not spoken much since the close of their last dialogue; for the truth is, each had enough to do, indepen- dently of dialogue, to keep himself out of drains and quagmires. An occasional " hanamondiouol, I'm in to the hinches;" "holy St. Pether I'm stuck;" " tundher an' turf, where are you at all ?" or "by this an' by that, I dunna where I am," were the only words that passed between them, until they reached the little road we are speaking of, which, in fact, was one unbroken rut, and on such a night almost impas- sable. "Now," said M'Cormick, " we must n't keep this divil's gut, for conslmmin' to the shoe or stockin' ever 392 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, we'd bring out of it; however do you folly me, Dandy, an' there's no danger." "I can do nothing else," replied the other, "for I know no more where I am than the man o' the moon, who, if all's true that's sed of him, is the biggest blockhead alive." M'Cormick, who knew the* path well, turned off the road into a pathway that ran inside the hedge and along the fields, but parallel with the muddy boreen in question. They now found themselves upon comparatively clear ground, and with the exception of an occasional slip or two, in consequence of the heavy rain, they had little difficulty in advanc- ing. At this state of their journey not a light was to be seen, nor a sound of life heard, and it was evident that the whole population of the neighbour- hood had sunk to rest. " Where will this bring us to, Ned ?" asked the Dandy — " I hope we'll soon be at the Bo- dagh's." M'Cormick stood and suddenly pressed his arm, " Whist," said he, in an under tone, " I think I hard voices." "No," replied the other in the same low tone. "I am sure I did," said Ned; "take my word for it there's people before us on the boreen — whist !" They both listened, and very distinctly heard a confused but a suppressed murmur of voices, appa- rently about a hundred yards before them on the THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 393 little bridle-way. Without uttering a word they both proceeded as quietly and quickly as possible, aud in a few minutes nothing separated them but the hedge. The party on the road were wallowing through the mire with great difficulty, many of them, at the same time, bestowing very energetic execrations upon it, and upon those who suffered it to remain in such a condition. Even the oaths, however, were uttered in so low and cautious a tone, that neither M'Cor- mick nor the Dandy could distinguish their voices so clearly, as to recognise those who spoke, supposing that they had known them. Once or twice they heard the clashing of arms, or of iron instruments of some sort, and it seemed to them that the noise was occasioned by the accidental jostling together of those who carried them. — At length they heard one voice exclaim rather testily, " D — n your blood, Bartle Flanagan, will you have patience till I get my shoe out o' the mud — you don't expect me to lose it, do you ? — We're not goin' to get a purty wife, whatever you may be." The reply to this was short, but pithy — " May all the divils in hell's fire pull the tongue out o' you, for nothin' but hell itself, you villin, timpted me to bring you wid me." This was not intended to be heard, nor was it by the person against whom it was uttered, he being some distance behind — but as Ned and his compa- nion were at the moment exactly on the other side of the hedge, they could hear the words of this precious s2 394 FARDOROTJGHA THE MISER; OR, soliloquy — for such it was — delivered as they were, with a suppressed energy of malignity, worthy of the heart that suggested them. M'Cormick immediately pulled Duffy's coat with- out speaking a word, as a hint to follow him with as litle noise as possible, which he did, and ere many minutes they were so far in advance of the others, as to be enabled to converse without risk of being heard. "DharDheah, Duffy," said his companion, "there's not a minute to be lost." "There is not," replied the other — "but what will you do with me ? I'll lend a hand in any way I can, but remimber that if we're seen, or if it's known that we go against them in this — " " I know," said the other " we're gone* men; still we must manage it somehow, so as to save the girl. God! if it was only on Connor O' Donovan's account, that's far away this night, I'd do it. Dandy, you wor only a boy whin Blennerhasset prosecuted you, an' people pitied you at the time, and now they don't think much the worse of you for it, an' you know it was proved since, that what you sed then was thrue, that other rogues made you do it, and thin left you in the lurch. But, d — n it, where's the use of all this; give me your hand — it's life or death — can I trust you ?" "You may," said the other, "you may, Ned; do whatsomer you wish with me." "Then," continued Ned, "I'll go into the house, * Lost men. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 395 and do you keep near them widout bein' seen; watch their motions; but above all things, if they take her off — folly on till you see where they'll bring her; after that they can get backin' enough — the sogers, if they're awantin." "Depind an me, Ned; to the core depind an me." They had now reached the Bodagh's house, upon which, as upon every other object around them, the shadows of night rested heavily. The Dandy took up his position behind one of the porches of the gate that divided the little grass-plot before the hall-door, and the farm-yard, as being the most central spot, and from which he could with more ease hear, or, as far as might be, observe, the plan and nature of their proceedings. It was at least fifteen minutes before Flanagan's party reached the little avenue that led up to the Bodagh's residence ; for we ought to have told our readers, that M'Cormick and Duffy having taken a short path, left the others — who being ignorant of it, were forced to keep to the road — considerably behind them. Ned was consequently from ten to fifteen minutes in the house previous to their arrival. At length they approached silently, and with that creeping pace which betokens either fear or caution, as the case may be, and stood outside the gate which led into the grass-plot before the hall-door, not more than three or four yards from the porch of the farm-yard gate where the Dandy was concealed. And here he had an opportunity of wit- nessing the extreme skill with which Flanagan con- 396 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, ducted this nefarious exploit. After listening for about a minute, he found that their worthy leader was not present, but he almost immediately disco- vered that he was engaged in placing guards upon all the back windows of the dwelling-house and kitchen. During his absence the following short consultation took place among those whom he left behind him for the purpose of taking a personal part in the enter- prize : "It was too thrue what Rousin Redhead said to-night," observed one of them — "he always takes care to throw the post of danger on some one else. Now, it's not that I'm afeard, but as he's to have tbe girl himself, it's but fair that his own neck should run the first danger, an' not mine." They all assented to this. "Well, then, boys," he proceeded, " if yez support me, we'll make him head this business himself. It's his own consarn, not ours; an' besides as he houlds the Articles, it's his duty to lead us in every thing. So, be the saykerment, I for one, won't take away his girl, an' himself keepin' back. If there's any one here that 'ill take my place or his, let him now say so." They were all silent as to that point; but most of them said, they wished, at all events, to give " the dirty Bodagh," for so they usually called him, some- thing to remember them by, in consequence of his having, on all occasions, stood out against the system. " Still it's fair," said several of them, " that in THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 397 takin' away the colleen, Bartle should go foremost, as she's for himself an' not for huz." "Well, then, you all agree to tins?" "We do; but whist — here he is. Deeply mortified was their leader on finding that they had come unanimously to this determination. It was too late now, however, to reason with them, and the crime, to the perpetration of which he brought them, too dangerous in its consequences to render a quarrel with them safe or prudent. He felt himself therefore in a position which, of all others, he did not covet. Still his adroitness was too perfect to allow any symptoms of chagrin or disappointment to be perceptible in his voice or manner, although the truth is, he cursed them in his heart at the moment, and vowed in some shape or other to visit their in- subordination with vengeance. Such, indeed, is the nature of those secret confe- deracies that are opposed to the laws of the land, and the spirit of religion. It matters little how open and apparently honest the conduct of such men may be among each other: there is, notwithstanding this, a distrust, a fear, a suspicion lurking at every heart, that renders personal security unsafe, and life mise- rable. But how indeed can they repose confidence in each other, when they know that in consequence of their connexion with such systems, many of the civil duties of life cannot be performed without per- jury on the one hand, or risk of life on the other, and that the whole principle of the combination is founded upon hatred, revenge, and a violation of all moral 398 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, obligation. No church but the church that grapples with the secrets of the heart can crush this; but woe to the church that can and will not. "Well then," said their leader, "as your minds is made up, boys, folly me as quietly as you can, an' don't spake a word in your own voices." They approached the hall-door, with the exception of six, who stood guarding the front windows of the dwelling-house and kitchen; and to the Dandy's as- tonishment, the whole party, amounting to about eighteen, entered the house without either noise or obstruction of any kind. "By Japers," thought he to himself, "there's thraichery there any how." This now to the Dandy was a moment of intense interest. Though by no means a coward, or a young fellow of delicate nerves, yet his heart beat furiously against his ribs, and his whole frame shook with excitement. He would, in truth, much rather have been engaged in the outrage, than forced as he was merely to look on without an opportunity of taking a part in it, one way or the other. Such, at least, were his own impressions, when the report of a gun was heard inside the house. "Dhar an Iffirin,"* thought he again, " I'll boult an' see what'sgoin' an — oh ma shaght millia mallach ort/i,f Flanagan, if you spill blood — Jasus above ! Well, any how, come or go what may, we can hang him for this — glory be to God ! * By the Mass . f Seven hundred thousand curses on you. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 399 These reflections were very near breaking forth into words. " Dhar Toasha, I don't like that," said one of the guards to another; "he may take the girl away, but it's not the thing to murdher any one belongin' to a dacent family, an' of our own religion." " If it's only the Bodagh got it," replied his com- rade, who was no other than Mickey Mulvather, " divil the hair I care. When my brother Barney that suffered for Caam Seal (crooked mouth) Grime's business, was before his thrial, divel resave the taisther the same Bodagh would give to defind him." " Damn it," rejoined the other, " but to murdher a man in his bed! Why now, if it was even comin' home from a fair or market, but at midnight, an' in his bed, begorra, it is not the thing, Mickey." There was now a pause in the conversation for some minutes; at length screams were heard, and the noise of men's feet, as if engaged in a scuffle upon the stairs, for the hall-door lay open. A light too was seen, but it appeared to have been blown out ; the same noise of feet, trampling, as if still in a tumult, approached the door, and almost immediately afterwards Flanagan's party approached, bearing in their arms a female, who panted and struggled as if she had been too weak to shriek or call for assistance. The hall-door was then pulled to and locked by those who were outside. The Dandy could see by the passing gleam of light, 400 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, which fell upon those who watched beside him, that their faces were blackened, and their clothes covered by a shirt, as was usual with the whiteboys of old, and for the same object — that of preventing them- selves from being recognised by their apparel. " So far so good," said Flanagan, who cared not now whether his voice was known or not ; " the prize is mine, boys, an' now to bring ma colleen dhas dhun to a snug place, an' a friendly priest that I have to put the knot onus for life." "Be heaventhers," thought Duffy, "I'll put a different kind of knot on you for that, if I should swing myself for it." They hurried onwards with as much speed as pos- sible, bearing the fainting female in a seat formed by clasping their hands together. Duffy still stood in his place of concealment, waiting to let them get so far in advance as that he might dog them without danger of being heard. Just then a man cautiously approached, and in a whisper asked, " Is that Dandy ?" " It is — Ned, how is this ? all's lost!" " No, no — I hope not — but go an an' watch them; we'll folly as soon as we get help. My curse on Alick Nulty, he disappointed me an' didn't come; if he had, why some of the Bodagh's servant boys would be up wid us in the kitchen, an' we could bate them back aisy; for Flanagan, as I tould you, is a coward." "Well thin I'll trace thim," replied the other, THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 401 "but you know in sich darkness, as this you haven't a minnit to lose, otherwise you'll miss them." " Go an, but afore you go listen, be the light of day, not that we have much af it now any way — by the vestment, Biddy Nulty's worth her weight in bank of Ireland notes; now pelt an afther them; I'll tell you agin." Flanagan's party were necessarily forced to retrace their steps along the sludgy boreen we have men- tioned, and we need scarcely say, that in consequence of the charge with which they were encumbered, their progress was proportionably slow; to cross the fields on such a night was out of the question. The first thing Flanagan did, when he found his prize safe was to tie a handkerchief about her mouth, that she might not scream, and to secure her hands together by the wrists. Indeed the first of these precautions seemed to be scarcely necessary, for what with the terror occasioned by such unexpected and frightful violence, and the extreme delicacy of her health, it was evident that she could not utter even a shriek. Yet, did she on the other hand, lapse into fits of such spasmodic violence as, wrought up as she was by the horror of her situation, called forth all her physical energies, and literally gave her the strength of three women. "Well, well," observed one of the fellows who had assisted in holding her down during these wild fits, " you may talk of jinteel people, but be the piper o' Moses, that same sick daughter of the Bodagh's is 402 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, the hardiest sprout I've laid my hands on this month o' Sundays." "Maybe you'd make as hard a battle yourself," replied he to whom he spoke, " if you wor forced to a thing you hate as much as she hates Bartle." "Maybe so," rejoined the other, with an incredulous shrug, that seemed to say he was by no means satis- fied by the reasoning of his companion. Bartle now addressed his charge with a hope of reconciling her, if possible, to the fate of becoming united to him. " Don't be at all alarmed, Miss Oona, for indeed you may take my word for it, that I'll make as good and as lovin' a husband as ever had a purty wife. It's two or three years since I fell in consate wid you, an' I needn't tell you, darlin', how happy I am now that you're mine. I have two horses waitin' for us at the end of this vile road, an' plase Providence, we'll ride onwards a bit, to a friend's house of mine, where I've a priest ready to tie the knot; an' to-morrow, if you're willin', we'll start for America; but if you don't like that, we'll live together till you'll be willin' enough, I hope, to go any where I wish. So take heart, darlin', take heart. As for the money I made free wid out o' your desk, it'll help to keep us com- fortable; it was your own, you know, an' who has a betther right to be at the spendin' of it?" This, which was meant for consolation, utterly failed, or rather aggravated the sufferings of the affrighted girl they bore, who once more struggled THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 403 with a power that resembled the intense muscular strength of epilepsy, more than any thing else. It literally required four of them to hold her down, so dreadfully spasmodic were her efforts to be free. The delay caused by those occasional workings of terror, at a moment when Flanagan expected every sound to be the noise of pursuit, wrought up his bad passions to a furious height. His own compa- nions could actually hear him grinding his teeth with vexation and venom, whenever any thing on her part occurred to retard their flight. All this, however, he kept to himself, owing to the singular command he possessed over his passions. Nay, he undertook once more the task of reconciling her to the agree- able prospect, as he termed it, that life presented her. " We'll be as happy as the day's long," said he, " espishilly when heaven sends us a family; an', upon my throth, a purty mother you'll make. I suppose, darlin' love, you wondher how I got in to-night, but I tell you, I've my wits about me; you don't know that it was I encouraged Biddy Nulty to go to live wid you, but I knew what I was about then; Biddy it was that left the door open for me, an' that tould me the room you lay in, an' the place you keep your hard goold an' notes in ; I mintion these things to showyou how I had you hemmed in, an'thatyourwisest way is to submit widout makin' a rout about it. You know that even if you wor taken from me this minnit, there 'ud be a stain upon your name that 'ud never 404 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, lave it, an' it wouldn't be my business, you know, to clear up your character, but the conthrary. As for Biddy, the poor fool, I did all in my power to prevint her bein' fond o' me, but ever since we two lived wid the ould miser, somehow she couldn't." For some time before he had proceeded thus far, there was felt by those who carried their fair charge, a slight working of her whole body, especially of the arms, and in a moment, Flanagan, who walked a little in advance of her, with his head bent down, that he might not be put to the necessity of speaking loud, suddenly received, right upon his nose, such an incredible facer as made the blood spin a yard out of it. " May all the curses af heaven an' hell blast you, for a cowardly, thraicherous, parjured stag — why you black-hearted informer, see now what you've made by your cunnin'. Well, we hope you'll keep your word — won't I make a purty mother, an' won't we be as happy as the day's long, espishilly when heaven sends us a family! "Why you rap of hell, aren't you a laughin-stock this minute ? An' to go to take away my name too — an' to lave the guilt of some other body's thraichery on me, that you knewn in your burnin' sowl to be innocent — me, a poor girl that has only my name an' good character to carry me through the world. Oh, you mane spirited, re- vengeful dog, for you're not a man, or you'd not go to take sich revinge upon a woman, an' all for sayin' an' puttin' it out on you, what I ever an' always will THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 405 do, that you stray to hang Connor O'Donovan, knowin' that it was yourself did the crime the poor boy is now sufferin' for. Ha ! may the sweetest an' bitterest of bad luck both meet upon you, you villin! Amin, I pray this night!" The scene that followed this discovery, and the unexpected act which produced it, could not, we think, be properly described by either pen or pencil. Flanagan stood with his hands alternately kept to his nose, from which he flung away the blood, as it sprung out in a most copious stream. Two-thirds, indeed we might say three-fourths, of his party were convulsed with suppressed laughter, nor could they prevent an occasional cackle from being heard, when forcibly drawing in their breath, in an effort not to offend their leader. The discovery of the mistake was, in itself, extremely ludicrous, but when the home truths, uttered by Biddy, and the indescribable bitterness caused by the disappointment, joined to the home blow, were all put together, it might be said that the darkness of hell itself was not so black as the rage, hatred, and thirst of vengeance which at this moment consumed Bartle Flanagan's heart. He who had laid his plans so artfully, that he thought failure, in securing his prize impossible, now not only to feel that he was baffled by the superior cun- ning of a girl, and made the laughing-stock of his own party, who valued him principally upon his ability in such matters; but in addition to this, to have his heart and feelings torn, as it were, out of 406 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, his body, and flung down before him and his con- freres in all their monstrous deformity, and to be jeered at, moreover, and despised, and literally cuffed by the female who outreached him — this was too much; all the worst passions within him were fired, and he swore in his own heart a deep and blasphe- mous oath, that Biddy Nulty never should part from him unless as a degraded girl. The incident we have just related happened so quickly, that Flanagan had not time to reply a single word, and Biddy followed up her imprecation by a powerful effort to release herself. " Let me home this minnit, you villin," she con- tinued; " now that you find yourself on the wrong scent — boys, don't hould me, nor back that ruffin in his villany." " Hould her like hell," said Bartle, " an' tie her up wanst more ; we'll gag you too, my lady — ay will we. Take away your name ! Dhar Chriestha y I'll take care you'll carry shame upon your face from this night to the hour of your death. Characther indeed! — ho, by the cross I'll lave you that little of that will go far wid you." " Maybe not," replied Biddy; " the same God that disappointed you in hangin' Connor O'Dono- ^an " Damn you," said he, " take that ;" and as he spoke he struck the poor girl a heavy blow in the cheek, which cut her deeply, and for a short time rendered her speechless. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 407 " Bartle," said more than one of them, " that's onmanly, an' it's conthrary to the regulations." " To perdition wid the regulations ! Hasn't the vagabone drawn a pint o' blood from my nose already — look at that," he exclaimed, throwing away a hand- ful of the warm gore — " devil saize her, look at that. Ho be the " He made another onset at the yet unconscious girl as he spoke, and would have inflicted still further punishment upon her, were it not that he was prevented. " Stop," said several of them, " if you wor over us fifty times, you won't lay another finger on her; that's wanst for all, so be quiet." " Are yez threatenin' me," he asked furiously, but in an instant he changed his tone — " Boys dear," continued the wily but unmanly villain — " boys clear, can yez blame me ? — disappointed as I am by this — by this — ha! anhien na sthreepa* — I'll — " but again he checked himself, and at length burst out into a bitter fit of weeping. — " Look at this," he proceeded, throwing away another handful of blood, " I've lost a quart of it by her!" " Be the hand of my body," said one of them in a whisper, "he's like every coward, it's at his own blood he's cryin'; be the vartue o' my oath that man's not the thing to depind on." " Is she tied an' gagged ?" he then inquired. " She is," replied those who tied her. " It was very asy done, Bartle, afther the blow you hot her." * Ha ! you daughter of a prostitute ! 408 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, " It wasn't altogether out of ill-will I hot her aither," he replied, " although, boys dear, you know how she vexed me, but you see, the thruth is, she'd 'a given us a great dale o' throuble in gettin' her quiet." " An' you tuck the right way to do that," they replied ironically; and then added, " Bartle Flanagan, you may thank the oaths we took, or be the crass, a single man of us wouldn't assist you in this consarn, afther your cowardly behaver to this poor girl. Takin' away the Bodagh's daughter was another thing ; you had betther let the girl go home." Biddy had now recovered, and heard this sugges- tion with joy, for the poor girl began to entertain serious apprehensions of Flanagan's revenge and violence, if left alone with him; she could not speak, however, and those who bore her quickened their pace at his desire, as much as they could. " No," said Bartle, artfully, " I'll keep her pri- soner anyhow for this night. I had once a notion of marryin' her — an' may be — as I am disappointed in the other — but, we'll think of it. Now we're at the horses, an' we'll get an faster." This was indeed true. After the journey we have just described, they had at length got out of the boreen, where, in the corner of a field, a little to the rigbt, two horses, each saddled, were tied to the branch of a tree. They now made a slight delay until their charge should be got mounted, and were collected in a group on the road, when a voice called out, " Who goes there ?" THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 409 " A friend to the guard ?" " Good morrow !" " Good morrow momin' to you." " What Age are you in ?" " The end of the fifth." " All right," said Bartle aloud; " now boys," he whispered to his own party, " we must tell them good-humouredly to pass on — that this is a runaway — jist a girl we're bringin' off wid us, an' to hould a hard cheek* about it. You know we'd do as much for them." Both parties now met, the strangers consisting of about twenty men. " Well, boys," said the latter, "what's the fun V s " Devil a thing but a girl we're helpin' a boy to take away. What's your own sport ?" "Begorra we were in luck to-night; we got as purty a double-barreled gun as ever you seen, an' a case o' murdherin' fine pistols." "Success, ould heart! that's right; w' ell be able to stand the heretics a tug whin the ' Day ' comes." "Which of you is takin' away the girl, boys?" inquired one of the strangers. " Begad, Bartle Flanagan, since there's no use in hidin' it when we're all 'up' as we ought to be." " Bartle Flanagan," said a voice — "Bartle Flana- gan, is it ? An' who's the girl ?" * To keep it secret. 410 FARDOROTJGHA THE MISER; OR, "Blur an' agers, Alick Nulty, don't be too curious. She comes from Bodagh Buie's." Biddy, on hearing the voice of her brother, made another violent effort, and succeeded in partially working the gag out of her mouth — she screamed faintly, and struggled with such energy that her hands again became loose, and in an instant the gag was wholly removed. "Oh, Alick, Alick, for the love o' God save me from Flanagan ! it's me, your sisther Biddy, that's in it; save me, Alick, or I'll be lost: he has cut me to the bone wid a blow, an' the blood's pourin' from me." Her brother flew to her, "Whisht, Biddy, don't be afeard," he exclaimed. "Boys," said he, "let my party stand by me; this is the way Bartle Flanagan keeps his oath."* " Secure Bartle," said Biddy, " he robbed Bodagh Buie's house, an' has the money about him." The horses were already on the road, but in conse- quence of both parties filling up the passage in the direction which Bartle and his followers intended taking, the animals could not be brought through them without delay and trouble, even had there been no resistance offered to their progress. "A robber too !" exclaimed Nulty, "that's more of his parjury to'ards uz. Bartle Flanagan, you're a thraitor, and you'll get a thraitor's death afore you're much ouldher. He's not fit to be among us," added * One of the clauses of the Ribbon oath was, not to injure or maltreat the wife or sister of a brother Ribbonman. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 411 Alick, addressing himself to both parties, "an' the thrnth is, if we don't hang or settle him, he'll some day hang us." "Bartle's no thraitor," said Mulvathei., but he's a thraitor that says he is." The coming reply was interrupted by " Boys, good night to yez;" and immediately the clatter of a horse's feet was heard stumbling and floundering back along the deep stony boreen. " Be the vestments he's off," said one of his party; " the cowardly villin's off wid himself the minnit he seen the appearance of danger." "Sure enough, the baddhrop's in him," exclaimed several on both sides. " But what he manes now I dunna ?" "It'll be only a good joke to-morrow wid him," observed one of them—" but, boys, we must think how to manage him; I can't forgive him for the cowardly blow he hot the poor colleen here, an' for the same rason I didn't draw the knot so tight upon her as I could a' done." "Was it you that nipped my arm ?" asked Biddy. " Faix you may say that, an' it was to let you know that let him say as he would, afther what we seen of him to-night, we wouldn't allow him to thrate you badly — widout marryin' you first." The night having been now pretty far advanced, the two parties separated in order to go to their respective homes — Alick taking Biddy under his protection to her master's. As the way of many belonging to each lodge lay in the same direction, 412 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, they were accompanied, of course, to the turn that led up to the Bodagh's house. Biddy, notwith- standing the severe blow she had got, related the night's adventure with much humour, dwelling upon her own part in the transaction with singular glee. "There's some thraicherous villain in the Bo- dagh's," said she, "be it man or woman; for what 'ud you think but the hall-door was left lyin' to only — neither locked nor boulted. But indeed, any how, it was the start was taken out o' me whin Ned M'Cormick — that you wor to meet in our kitchen, Alick — throth, I won't let Kitty Loivry wait up for you so long another time." — She added this to throw the onus of the assignation ofT her own shoulders, and to lay it upon those of Alick and Kitty. " But any how, I had jist time to throw her clothes upon me and to get into her bed. Be me sowl but I acted the fright and sickness in style. I wasn't able to spake a word, you persave, till we got far enough from the house to give Miss Oona time to hide herself. Oh, thin the robbin' villin, how he put the muzzle of his gun to the lock of Miss Oona's desk, whin he couldn't get the key, an blewn it to pieces, an' thin he took every farden he could lay his hands upon." She then detailed her own feelings during the abduction, in terms so ludicrously abusive of Flanagan, that those who accompanied her were exceedingly amused; for although what she said was strongly THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 413 provocative of mirth, yet the chief cause of laughter lay in the vehement sincerity with which she spoke, and in the utter unconsciousness of uttering any- thing that was calculated to excite a smile. There is, however, a class of such persons, whose power of provoking laughter consists in the utter absence of humour. Those I speak of never laugh either at what they say themselves, or at what any one else may say; but they drive on right a-head with an inverted originality that is perfectly irresistible. 414 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, CHAPTER XVIII. We must now beg the reader to accompany them to the Bodagh's, where a scene presented itself for which they were scarcely prepared, On approaching the house they could perceive by the light glittering from the window chinks that the family were in a state of alarm; but at this they were not surprised; for such a commotion in the house after what had occurred, was but natural. They went directly to the kitchen door, however, and rapped. "Who is there ?" said a voice within. "It's Biddy; for the love o' God make haste, Kitty, an' open." " What Biddy are you ? I won't open." " Biddy Nulty. You know me well enough, Kitty; so make haste an' open. Alick, mark my words," said she, in a low voice to her brother, "Kitty's the very one that practised the desate this night — that left the hall-door open. Make haste, Kitty, I say." "I'll do no sich thing indeed," replied the other; "it was you left the hall-door open to night, an' I hear you spakin' to fellows outside. I have too much regard for my masther's house an' family to let you or a)iy one else in to-night. Come in the mornin'." " Folly me, Alick," said Biddy, " folly me." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 415 She went immediately to the hall-door, and gave such a single rap with the knocker as brought more than Kitty to the spot. " Who's there," inquired a voice which she and her brother at once knew to be Ned M'Cormick's. " Ned, for the love o' God let me an' Alick in," she replied; "we got away from the netarnal villin." Instantly the door was opened, and the first thing Ned did was to put his arms about Biddy's neck and — we were going to say kiss her. " Saints above," said he, "what's this ?" on seeing that her face was dreadfully disfigured with blood. "Nothing to signify," she replied; "but thanks be to God we got clane away from the villin; or be the Paudheren Partha, the villin it was that got clane away from huz. How is Miss Oona ?" "She went over to a neighbour's house for safety," replied Ned, smiling, "an' will be back in a few minutes; but who do you think, above all men in the five quarthers o' the earth, we have got widin 1 Guess now." " Who ?" said Biddy ; " why, I dunna, save — but no, it couldn't." " Faix, but it could though," said Ned, mistaking her as the matter turned out. "Why vick na hoiah, no! Connor O'Donovan back ! Oh ! no, no, Ned ; that 'ud be too good news to he thruc." 416 FARDOROTJGHA THE MISER; OR The honest lad shook his head with an expression of regret that could not be mistaken as the exponent of a sterling heart. And yet, that the reader may perceive how near a-kin the one circumstance was to the other in his mind, we have only to say, that whilst the regret for Connor was deeply engraven on his features, yet the expression of triumph was as clearly legible as if his name had not been at all mentioned. "Who then, Ned?" said Alick. "Who the dickens is it ?" "Why, divil resave the other than Bar tie Flanagan himself — secured — and the constables sent for — an' plase the Saver he'll be in the stone jug afore his head gets grey any how, the black-hearted villin." It was even so ; the circumstances accounting for it are very simple. Flanagan having mounted one of the horses, made the best of his way from what he apprehended was likely to become a scene of deadly strife. Such was the nature of the road, however, that any thing like a rapid pace was out of the cpiestion. When he had got over about half the boreen he was accosted in the significant terms of the Ribbon pass-word of that day. " Good morrow." " Good morrow mornin' to you ;" " Arrah what Age may you be, neighbour ?" Now the correct words were, " What Age are we in?" but they were often slightly changed, some- THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 417 times through ignorance, and sometimes from design, as in the latter case less liable to remark when addressed to persons not up. " In the end of the Fifth," was the reply. " An' if you wor shakin' hands wid a friend how would you do it ? Or stay — all's right so far — but give us a grip of your Jham dhas (right hand)." Flanagan, who apprehended pursuit, was too cautious to trust himself within reach of any one coming from the direction in which the Bodagh lived. He made no reply, therefore, to this, but urged his horse forward, and attempted to get clear of his catechist. " JDhar Dhea! it's Flanagan," said a voice, which was that of Ned M'Cormick; and the next moment the equestrian was stretched in the mud, by a heavy blow from the butt of a carbine. Nearly a score of men were immediately about him; for the party he met on his return were the Bodagh' s son, his servants, and such of the cottiers as lived near enough to be called up to the rescue. On finding himself secured, he lost all presence of mind, and almost all consciousness of his situation. "I'm gone," said he; "I'm a lost man; all Europe can't save my life. Don't kill me, boys; don't kill me; I'll go wid yez quietly — oidy if I am to die, let me die by the laws of the land." " The laws of the land!" said John O'Brien; "Oh, little, Bartle Flanagan, you respected them. You needn't be alarmed now — you are safe here — to the t2 418 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, laws of the land we will leave you; and by them you must stand or fall." Bartle Flanagan, we need scarcely say, was well guarded until a posse of constables should arrive to take him into custody. But in the mean time a large and increasing party sat up in the house of the worthy Bodagh ; for the neighbours had been alarmed and came flocking to his aid. 'Tis true, the danger was now over; but the kind Bodagh, thankful in his heart to the Almighty for the escape of his daughter, would not let them go without first partaking of his hospitality. His wife, too, for the same reason, was in a flutter of delight; and as her heart was as Irish as her husband's, and consequently as hospitable, so did she stir about and work, and order right and left until abundant refreshments were smoking on the table. Nor was the gentle and melancholy Una herself, now that the snake was at all events scotched, averse to show herself among them — for so they would have it. Biddy Nulty had washed her face; and notwithstanding the poultice of stirabout which her mistress with her own hands applied to her wound, she really was the most interesting person present, in consequence of her heroism during the recent outrage. After a glass of punch had gone round, she waxed inveterately eloquent, indeed so much so that the mourner, the colleen dhas dhun, herself was more than once forced to smile, and in some instances fairly to laugh at the odd grotesque spirit of her descriptions. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 419 " The rascal was quick," said the Bodagh; "but upon my credit, Biddy, you were a pop afore him for all that. Divil a thing I, or John, or the others could do wid only one gun an' a case o' pistols against so many — still we would have fought life or death for poor Una, any how. But, Biddy here, good girl, by her cleverness and invintion saved us the danger, an' maybe was the manes of savin' some of our lives or theirs. God knows I'd have no relish to be shot myself," said the pacific Bodagh, "nor would I ever have a day or night's pace if I had the blood of a fellow-crathur on my sowl — upon my sowl I wouldn't." " But, blood alive, masther, what could I 'a done only for Ned M'Cormick, that gave us the hard word ?" said Biddy, anxious to transfer the merit of the transaction to her lover. "Well, well, Bid," replied the Bodagh, "maybe neither Ned nor yourself will be a loser by it. If you're bint on layin' your heads together, we'll find you a weddin' present, any way." " Bedad, sir, I'm puzzled to know how they got in so asy," said Ned. "Tbat matter remains to be cleared up yet," said John. "There is certainly treachery in the camp, somewbere." " I am cock sure the hall-door was not latched," said Duffy; "for they had neither stop nor stay at it." " There is a villiny among us sartinly," observed 420 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, Mrs. O'Brien; "for as heaving is above me, I locked it wid my own two hands this blessed night." "I thought it might be wid the kay, Bridget," said the Bodagh, laughing at his own easy joke; "for you see, doors is generally locked wid kays — ha! ha! ha!" " Faix, but had Oona been tuck away to-night wid that vag o' the world, it's not laughin' you'd be." " God, he sees, that's only thruth, too, Bridget," he replied; " but still there's some rogue about the place that opened the door for the villins." " Dar ma chuirp, I'll hould goold I'll put the sad- dle on the right horse in no time," said Biddy. " Misthress, will you call Kitty Lowry, ma'am, i' you plase ; I'll do every thing above boord; no behind backs for me ; blazes to the one alive hates foul play more nor I do." We ought to have observed that one of Biddy's peculiarities was a more than usual readiness at letting fly, and not unfrequently at coining, an oath; and as her character presented a strange compound of sim- plicity and cleverness, honesty and adroitness, her master and mistress, and fellow-servants were fre- quently amused by this unfeminine propensity. For instance, if Una happened to ask her, "Biddy, did you iron the linen V Her usual reply was " No, blast the iron, miss, I hadn't time." Of course the family did every thing in their power to discourage such a practice; but on this THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 421 point they found it impossible to reform her. Kitty Lowry's countenance, when she appeared, certainly presented strong indications of her guilt; but still there" was a hardness of outline about it which gave promise at the same time of the most intrepid assurance. Biddy, on the other hand, was brimful of consequence ; and a sense of authority on finding that the judicial power was on this occasion entrusted chiefly to her hands. She rose up when Kitty entered, and stuck a pair of red formidable fists with great energy into her sides. "Pray, ma'am," said she, "what's the raison you refused to let me in to-night, afther gettin away wid my life from that netarnal blackguard, Bartle Flana- gan — what's the raison I say, ma'am, that you kep me out after you knewn who was in it V* There was here visible a slight vibration of the head, rather gentle at the beginning, but clearly prophetic of ultimate energy, and an unequivocal determination to enforce whatever she might say with suitable action, even hi its widest sense. " An' pray, ma'am," said the other — for however paradoxical it may appear — it is an established case that in all such displays between women, politeness usually keeps pace with scurrility; — "an' pray, ma'am," replied Kitty, "is it to the likes o' you we're to say our catechis ?" Biddy was resolved not to be outdone in politeness, and replied — "Af you plase, ma'am," with a courtesy. 422 FARDOROTJGHA THE MISER; OR, "Lord project us! what will we hear next I worl- dlier! Well, ma'am?" Here her antagonist stood evidently waiting for the onset. " You'll hear more than '11 go down your back pleasant afore I've done wid you, ma'am." " Don't be makin' us long for it in the mane time, Miss Biddy." " You didn't answer my question, Miss Kitty. Why did you refuse to let me in to-night?" " For good raisons — bekase I hard you collogin' an' whisperin' wid a pack o' fellows 'ithout." "An' have you the brass to say so, knowin' that it's false, an' a lie into the bargain ?" (Head energe- tically shaken.) " Have I the brass, is it ? I keep my brass in my pocket, ma'am, not in my face, like some of our friends." (Head shaken in reply to the action dis- played by Kitty.) This was a sharp retort; but it was very well returned. "Thank you, ma'am," replied Biddy, " if it's faces you're spakin about, I know you're able to outface me any day; but whatever' s in my face, there's no desate in my heart, Miss Lowry. Put that in your pocket." (One triumphant shake of the head at the conclusion.) "There's as much in your heart as 'ill shame your face yet, Miss Nulty. Put that in yours." (Another triumphant shake of the head in return.) " Thank God," retorted Biddy, "none o' my friends THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 423 ever knewn what a shamed face is. I say, madam, noneo' my family iver wore a shamed face. Thiguu thu shin ?" (Do you understand that ?) This, indeed, was a bitter hit; for the reader must know that a sister ofLowry's had not passed through the world without the breath of slander tarnishing her fair fame. " Oh, it's well known your tongue's no scandal, Biddy." " Thin that's more than can be sed o' yours, Kitty." "If my shisther met wid a misfortune, it was many a betther woman's case than ever you'll be. Don't shout till you get out o' the wood, ma'am. You dunna what's afore yourself. Any how it's not by lettin'' fellows into the masther's kitchen whin the familv's in bed, an' dhrinkin' whiskey wid them, that'll get through the world wid your character safe. * * * An' you're nothin' but a barge, or you'd not dhraw down my shisther's name that never did you an ill turn, whatever she did to herself, poor girl!" " An' do you dar' for to call me a barge ? * * * Blast your insurance ! be this an' be that for a farden I'd malivogue the devil out o' you." " We're not puttin it past you, madam; you're blaggard enough to fight like a man ; but we're not goin' to make a blaggard an' a bully of ourselves, in the mane time." The comersation of which we are giving a very imperfect report, was garnished by both ladies with 424 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, sundry vituperative epithets, which it would be in- consistent with the dignity of our history to record. "That's bekase you haven't the blood of a hen in vou * * * sure we j cnow w j iat y QU are | -g ut howld! be me sowl, you're doiri me for all that. Ah, ha! I see where you'r ladin' me; but it won't do, Miss Kitty Lowry. I'll bring you back to the cate- chis agin. You'd light the sthraw to get away in the smoke; but you're worth two gone people yet, dhough." " Worth half a dozen o' you, any day." "Well, as we're both to the fore, we'll soon see that. How did you know, my lady, that the mas- ther's hall-door was left open to-night ? — Answer me that, on the nail!" This was what might be very properly called a knockdown blow; for if the reader but reflects a moment he will see that Kitty, on taxing her antago- nist after her rescue, with leaving it open, directly betrajed herself, as there was and could have been no one in the house cognizant of the fact at the time, unless the guilty person. With this latter exception, Dandy Duffy was the only individual aware of it, and from whom the knowledge of it could come. Kitty, therefore, by her over anxiety to exculpate herself from a charge which had not been made, became the unconscious instrument of disclosing the fact of her having betrayed trust. This trying query, coming upon her unexpectedly as it did, threw her into palpable confusion. Her THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 425 face became at once suffused with a deep scarlet hue, occasioned by mingled shame and resentment, as was quite evident from the malignant and fiery glare which she turned upon her querist. " Get out," she replied; " do you think I'd think it worth my while to answer the likes o' you? I'd see you farder than I could look first. You, indeed ! faugh! musha bad luck to your impidence!" "Oh, i' youplaise, ma'am," said Biddy, dropping a courtsey, that might be well termed the very pink of politeness — "we hope you'll show yourself a bet- ther Christhin than to be ignorant o' your catechis. So, ma'am, if it 'ud be plasin' to you afore the com- pany, maybe you'd answer it." " "Who made you my misthress, you blaggard flipe ? who gave you authority to ax me sich ques- tins?" replied the other. "A fellow sarvant like myself! to the divil I pitch you. You, indeed! Faix, it's well come up wid the likes o' you to ballyrag over me!" " Well, but, ma'am dear, will you answer — that is i' you plase, for sure we can't forget our manners you know — will you jist answer what I axed you? Oh, be me sowl, you'r face condimns you, my lady," said Biddy, abruptly changing her tone; "it does, you yolla Mulotty, it does. You bethrayed the masther's house, an' Miss Oona, too, you villin o' blazes. If you could see your face now — your guilty face." The spirit of her antagonist, being that of a 426 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, woman, could bear no more. The last words were scarcely uttered, when Lowry made a spring like a tigress at her opponent, who, however, received this onset with a skill and intrepidity worthy of Pen- thesilea herself. They were immediately separated, but not until they had twisted and twined about one ' another two or three times, after which, each dis- played, by way of trophy, a copious handful of hair that had changed proprietorship during their brief but energetic conflict. In addition to this, there were visible on Kitty's face five small streams of liquid gore, which, no doubt, would have been fond to cor- respond with the red expanded talons of her antago- nist. John O'Brien then put the question seriously to Lowry, who, now that her blood was up, or probably feeling that she had betrayed herself, declined to answer at all. " I'll answer nottin' I don't like," she replied; "an' I'll not be ballyragged by any one — not even by you, Misther John; an' what's more, I'll lave the sarvice at the skriek o' day to-morrow. I wouldn't live in the house wid that one; my life 'udn't be safe undher the wan roof wid her." "Thin you'll get no correcther from any one here," said Mrs. O'Brien; "for indeed any way, there was never a minute's pace in the kitchhn/ since you came into it." " Divil cares," she replied, with a toss of her head; "if I don't, I must only live widout it, and will, I hope." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 427 She then flounced out of the room, and kept grumb- ling in an insolent tone of voice, until she got to her bed. Dandy Duffy then detailed all the circumstances he had witnessed, by which it appeared unquestionable that Kitty Lowry had been aware of Flanagan's design, and was consequently one of his accomplices. This in one sense was true, whilst in another and the worst they did her injustice. It is true that Bartle Flanagan pretended affection for her, and con- trived on many occasions within the preceding five months, that several secret meetings should take place between them, and almost always upon a Sun- day, which was the only day she had any opportunity of seeing him. He had no notion, however, of entrusting her with his secret. In fact, no man could possibly lay his plans with deeper design or more ingenious precaution for his own safety, than Flanagan. Having gained a promise from the cre- dulous girl to elope with him on the night in ques- tion, he easily induced her to leave the hall door open. His exploit, however, having turned out so different in its issue from that which Kitty expected, she felt both chagrined and confounded, and knew not at first whether to ascribe the abduction of Biddy Nulty to mistake or design; for, indeed, she was not ignorant of Flanagan's treacherous conduct to the sex — no female having ever repulsed him, whose character he did not injure whenever he could do so with safety. Biddy's return, however, satisfied her that Bartle must have made a blunder of some kind, 428 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, or he would not have taken away her fellow-servant instead of herself; and it was the bitterness which weak minds always feel when their own wishes hap- pen to be disappointed, that prompted her resent- ment against poor Biddy, who was unconsciously its object. Flanagan's primary intention was still, how- ever, in some degree effected, so far as regarded the abduction. The short space of an hour gave him time to cool and collect himself sufficiently to form the best mode of action under the circumstances. He resolved, therefore, to plead mistake, and to produce Kitty Lowry to prove that his visit that night to the Bodagh's house was merely to fulfil their mutual promise of eloping together. But there was the robbery staring him in the face; and how was he to manage that? This, indeed, was the point on which the accomplished villain felt, by the sinking of his heart, that he had overshot his mark. When he looked closely into it, his whole frame became cold and feeble from despair, the hard paleness of mental suffering settled upon his face, and his brain was stunned by a stupor which almost destroyed the power of thinking. All this, however, availed him not. Before twelve o'clock the next day informations had been sworn against him, and at the hour of three, he found himself in the very room which had been assigned to Connor O'Donovan, sinking under a double charge of abduction and robbery. And now once more did the mutability of public THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 429 feeling and opinion become apparent. No sooner had fame spread abroad the report of Flanagan's two- fold crime, and his imprisonment, than those very people who had only a day or two before inferred that Connor O'Donovan was guilty, because his ac- cuser's conduct continued correct and blameless, now changed their tone, and insisted that the hand of God was visible in Flanagan's punishment. Again were all the dark traits of his character dragged forward and exposed; and this man reminded that man, as that man did some other man, that he had said more than once that Bartle Flanagan would be hanged for swearing away an innocent young man's life. Such, however, without reference to truth or justice, is public opinion among the great body of the people, who are swayed by their feelings only instead of their judgment. The lower public will, as a matter of course, feel at random upon every thing, and like a fortune-teller, it will for that reason, and for that only, sometimes be found on the right side. From the time which elapsed between the period of Baltic's imprisonment and that of his trial, many strange circumstances occurred in con- nexion with it, of which the public at large were completely ignorant. Bartle was now at the mercv of a man who was looked upon with a spirit of de- testation and vengeance by those illegal confederacies with which he had uniformly declined to associate himself. Flanagan's party, therefore, had now only two methods of serving him, one was intimidation, 430 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, and. the other a general subscription among the various lodges of the district, to raise funds for his defence. To both of these means they were resolved to have recourse. Many private meetings they held among them- selves upon those important matters, at which Dandy Duffy and Ned M'Cormick attended, as was their duty; and well was it for them that the part they took in defeating Bartle Flanagan, and serving the Bodagh and his family, was unknown to their confederates. To detail the proceeding of their meetings, and recount the savage and vindictive ferocity of such men, would be paying the taste and humanity of our readers a bad compliment. It is enough to sav that a fund was raised for Flanagan's defence, and a threatening notice written to be posted on the Bodagh Buie's door — of which elegant pro- duction the following is a literal copy : — " Buddha Bee — You 'ave wan iv our boys in — for abjection an' rubbry — an' it seems is resolved to parsequte the poor boy at the nuxt 'Shizers — now dhis is be way av a dalikit hint to yew an' yoors that af butt wan spudh av his blud is spiled in quense- quence av yewr parsequtn im as the winthers' comin' on an' the wether gettin cowld an' the long knights settin' in yew may as well prepare yewr coughin an' not that same remimber you've a praty dother an' may no more about her afore your much oulder. "Simon Pether Starlight." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 431 This and several others of the same class were served upon the Bodagh, with the intention of intimi- dating him from the prosecution of Flanagan. They had, however, quite mistaken their man. The Bo- dagh, though peaceable and placable, had not one atom of the coward in his whole composition. On the contrary, he was not only resolute in resisting what he conceived to be oppressive or unjust, but he was also immoveably obstinate in any thing wherein he fancied he had right on his side. And even had his disposition been inclined to timidity or pliancy, his son John would have used all his influence to induce him to resist a system which is equally opposed to the laws of God and of man, as well as to the temporal happiness of those who are slaves to the terrible power which, like a familiar devil, it exercises over its victims, under the hollow promise of protec- tion. As the Bodagh and his son took the usual legal steps to forward the prosecution, it was but natural that they should calculate upon the evidence of Dandy Duffy, Ned M'Cormick, and Alick Nulty. John O'Brien accordingly informed them on the very night of the outrage, that his father and himself would consider them as strong evidences against Bartle Fla- nagan, and call upon them as such. This informa- tion placed these young men in a position of incre- dible difficulty and danger. They knew not exactly at that moment how to proceed, consistently with the duty which they owed to society at large, and that 43:2 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, which was expected from them by the dark combina- tion to which they were united. M'Cormick, how- ever, begged of John O'Brien not to mention their names until the day after the next, and told him that if he could understand their reason for this request, he would not hesitate to comply with it. O'Brien, who suspected the true cause of their reluctance, did not on this occasion press them far- ther, but consented to their wishes, and promised not to mention their names as even indirectly con- nected with the outrage, until the time they had specified had elapsed. In the course of the following day Nogher M'Cor- mick presented himself to the Bodagh and his son, neither of whom felt much difficulty in divining the cause of his visit. " Well," said Nogher, after the first usual civilities had passed, " glory be to God, gintlemen, this is desperate fine weather for the season — barrin' the wet." John smiled, but the plain matter-of-fact Bodagh replied, " Why, how the devil can you call this good wea- ther, neighbour, when it's raining for the last week, night and day '. " " I do call it good weather for all that," returned Nogher, " for you ought to know that every weather is good that God sends." " Well," said the Bodagh, taken aback a little by Nogher's piety, " there's truth in that too. You are right, neighbour." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 433 " I am right," said Nogher, "an' it's nothin' else than a sinful world to say that this is bad weather, or that that's bad weather — bekase, as the Scripthur says, • to be to the man that's '" " But pray," interrupted John, " what's your business with my father and me V Nogher rubbed dowu his chin very gravely and significantly. " Why," said he, " somethin' for your own good, gintlemin." " Well, what is that 1" said John, anxious to bring him to the point as soon as possible. " The truth, gintlemin, is this — I am an ould man, an' I hope that I never was found to be any thing else than an honest one. They're far away this day that could give me a good carrecthur; two o' them, any how I'll never forget — Connor an' his mother; but I'll never see them agin ; an' the ould man too, I never could hate him, in regard of the love he bore his son. Long, long was the journey he tuck to see that son, an', as he tould me the day he wint into the ship, to die in his boy's arms; for he said heaven wouldn't be heaven to him if he died any where else." Nogher' s eyes filled as be spoke, and we need scarcely say that neither the Bodagh nor his son esteemed him the less for his attachment to Connor O'Donovan and his family. " The sooner I end the business I came about to- day," said he, " the betther. You want my son Ned, Daudy Duff}-, an' Alick Nulty, to join in giving evi- v 434 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, deuce against blaggard Bartle Flanagan. Now, the truth is, gintlemen, you don't kuow the state of things in the country. If they come into a coorto' justice aginsthim, their lives wont be worth a traneen. It's aginst their oath, I'm tould, as Ribbonmen, to prosecute one ano- ther; and from hints I resaved, I'm afeard they can't do it, as I said, barrin' at the risk o' their lives." " Father," said John, " as far as I've heard, he speaks nothing but truth." "I believe he does too," rejoined the Bodagh, " an' by my sowl I'll be bound he's an honest man — upon my credit I think you are, M'Cormick." " I am thankful to you, sir," said Nogher. " I'm inclined to think further," said John, " that we have proof enough against Flanagan without them." " Thin if you think so, John, God forbid that we'd be the manes of bringin' the young men into throuble. All I'm sorry for is, that they allowed themselves to be hooked into sich a dark and murdherin' piece of villany. " I know, sir, it's a bad business," said Nogher, " but it can't be helped now; no man's safe that wont join it." " Faith and I won't, for one," replied the Bodagh, " not but they sent many a threat to me. Any thing aginst the laws o' the counthry is bad, and never ends but in harm to them that's consarned in it." " God forbid," further observed his son, "that ever the day should come when the government of the THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 435 country will shamefully and basely truckle to those agitating politicians, who, spiritual or otherwise, keep alive such murderous combinations for their own personal purposes. That day will be an unhappy day to the loyal Catholic and the loyal Protestant, who may wish to rest contented under those laws which are adequate to their protection, if firmly and impar- tially administered. M'Cormick," added the son, " villain as Flanagan is, we shall let him once more loose upon society, sooner than bring the lives of your son and the two other young men into jeopardy. Such, unhappily is the state of the country, and we must submit to it.'' " I thank you, sir," said Nogher. "The truth is, the 're sworn, it seems, not to prosecute one another, let whatever may happen; an' any one of them that breaks that oath — God knows I wish they'd think of other oaths as much as they do of it — barrin' a stag that's taken up, an' kep' safe by the government, is sure to get his wages well ped." " Saj' no more, M'Cormick," said the Bodagh's inestimable son, " say no more. No matter how this may terminate, we shall not call on them as evidences. It must lie so, father," he added, " and God help the country in which the law is a dead letter, and tbe passions and bigoted prejudices of disaffected or sedi- tious men, the active principles which impress their vindictive horrors upon society. Although not myself connected with these men, I know their oath, and — but I say no more. M'Cormick, your friends are 436 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR safe; we shall not, as I told you, call upon them, be the result what it may; better that one guilty should escape, than that three innocent persons should suffer." Nogher again thanked him, and having taken up bis hat, was about to retire, when he paused a moment, and, after some consideration with himself, said — addressing the son — " You're a scholar, sir, an' — but maybe I'm savin' what I oughtn't to say — but sure, God knows, it's all verv well known long ago." "What is it, M'Cormick ?" asked John, "speak out plainly; we will not feel offended." " Twas only this, sir," continued Nogher, " I'm an unlarned man ; but he woidd write to yov, maybe — I mane Connor — an' if he did, I'd be glad to hear — but I hope I don't offxnd you, sir. You wouldn't think of me, may be, although many and many's the time I nursed him on these knees, an' carried him about in these arms, and he cried — ay, as God is my judge, he cried bittherly — when, as he said, at the time — ' Nogher, Nogher, my affectionate friend, I'll never see you more.' " Jchn O'Brien shook him cordially by the haud, and rep'ied — " I will make it a point to let you know any thi ig that our family may bear from him." "An' if you write to him, sir, just in a single line, — to sav that the affectionate ould friend never forgot him." " That, too, shall be done," replied John — " you mav rest assured of it." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 43/ The Bodagh, whose notions in matters of delicacy and feeling were rough but honest, now rang the bell with an uncommon, nay, an angry degree of vio- lence. " Get up some spirits here, an' don't be asleep. You must take a glass of whiskey before you go," he said, addressing Nogher. " Sir," replied Nogher, " I'm in a hurry home, for I'm off o' my day's work." " By the hand of my body but you must," rejoined the Bodagh, " and what's your day's wages ?" " Ten pence." " There's half-a-crown ; an' I tell you more, you must come and take a cot-tack undher me, and you'll find the change for the betther, never fear." In point of fact it was so concluded, and Nogher left the Bodagh's house with a heart thankful to Providence that he had ever entered it. 438 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, CHAPTER XIX, The day of Flanagan's trial, however, now ap- proached, and our readers are fully aware of the many chances of escaping justice which the existence of Ribbonism in the country opened to him, notwith- standing his villauy. As some one, however, says in a play — in that of Othello, we believe — " God is above all," so might Flanagan have said on this occasion. The evidence of Biddy Nulty, of some of the other servants, and of the Bodagh, who identified several of the bank notes, was quite sufficient against him, with respect to the robbery. Nor was any evidence adduced of more circumstantial weight than Kitty Lowry's, who, on being satisfied of Flanagan's designs against Una, and that she herself was consequently no more than Ins dupe, openly acknowledged the part she had taken in the occurrences of the night on which the outrages were committed. This confession agreed so well with Bartle's character for caution and skill in every thing he undertook, that his object in persuad- ing her to leave the hall-door open was not only clear but perfectly consistent with the other parts of his plan. His crime was a capital one; and when fame once more had proclaimed abroad that Bartle Flanagan was condemned to be hanged for robbing Bodagh Buie, they insisted still more strongly that the sentence- was an undeniable instance of retributive justice. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 439 Striking indeed was the difference between his deportment during the trial, and the manly fortitude of Connor O'Donovan, when standing under as heavy a charge at the same bar. The moment he entered the dock, it was observed that his face expressed all the pusillanimous symptoms of the most unmanly terror. His brows fell, or rather hung over his eyes, as if all their muscular power had been lost — giving to his countenance not only the vague sullenness of irresolute ferocity, but also, as was legible in his dead small eye, the cold calculations of deep and cautious treachery; nor was his white haggard cheek a less equivocal assurance of Ins consummate cowardice. Many eyes were now turned upon him; for we need scarcely say that his part in a case, which created so much romantic interest as the conviction of Connor O'Donovan, and the history it developed of the mu- tual affection which subsisted between him and Una, was by no means forgotten. And even if it had, his present appearance and position would, by the force of ordinary association, have revived it in the minds of many then present. Deprived of all moral firmness, as he appeared to be, on entering the dock, yet as the trial advanced, it was evident that his heart and spirits were sinking still more and more, until at length his face, in con- sequence of its ghastliness, and the involuntary hang- ing of his eye-brows, indicated scarcely any other expression than that of utter helplessness, or the feeble agony of a mind so miserably prostrated, as to 440 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR be hardly conscious of the circumstances around him. This was clearly obvious when the verdict of " guilty" was uttered in the dead silence which pre- vailed through the court. No sooner were the words pronounced than he looked about him wildly, and exclaimed — " What's that ? what's that ? Oh, God !— sweet Jasus ! — sweet Jasus ! " His lips then moved for a little, and he was ob- served to mark his breast privately with the sign of the cross; but in such a manner as to prove that the act was dictated by the unsettled incoherency of terror, and not by the promptings of piety or reli- gion. The judge now put on the black cap, and was about to pronounce the fatal sentence, when the prisoner shrieked out, " Oh, my Lord — my Lord, spare me. Oh, spare me, for I'm not fit to die. I daren't meet God." "Alas!" exclaimed the judge, "unhappy man, it is too often true, that those who are least prepared to meet their Almighty Judge, are also the most reckless in the perpetration of those crimes which are certain, ere long, to hurry them into his presence. You find now, that whether as regards this life or the next, he who observes the laws of his religion and his country, is the only man who can be considered, in the true sense of the word, his own friend; and there is this advantage in his conduct, that whilst he is the best friend to himself, it necessarily follows, THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 441 that he must be a benefactor in the same degree to society at large. To such a man the laws are a secu- rity, and not, as in your case, and in that of those who resemble you, a punishment. It is the wicked only who hate the laws, because they are conscious of having provoked their justice. In asking me to spare your life, you are aware that you ask me for that which I cannot grant. There is nothing at all in your case to entitle you to mercy ; and if by the life you have led, you feel that you are unfit to die, it is clear upon your own principles, and by the use you have made of life, that you are unfit to live." He then proceeded to exhort him in the usual terms, to sue for reconciliation with an offended God, through the merits and sufferings of Christ. After which he sentenced him to be executed on the fifth day from the close of the assizes. On hearing the last words of the judge he clutched the dock at which he stood with a convulsive effort; — his hands and arms, however, became the next moment relaxed, and he sank down in a state of helpless insensibility. On reviving he found himself in his cell, attended by two of the turnkeys, who felt now more alarmed at his screams and the horror which was painted on his face, than by the fainting fit from which he had just recovered. It is not our design to dwell at much length upon the last minutes of such a man ; but we will state briefly, that, as might be expected, he left nothing unattempted to save bis own life. On the day after his trial, he sent for the sheriff, and told i -' 442 FARDOROUGHA, THE MISER; OR, him, that provided life were granted him by the go- vernment, he could make many important disclosures, and give very valuable information concerning the state and prospects of Ribbonism in the country, together with a long list of the persons who were attached to it in that parish. The sheriff told him that this information, which might under other cir- cumstances have been deemed of much value by government, had already been anticipated by another man, during the very short period that elapsed since his conviction. There was nothing which he could now disclose, the sheriff added, that he himself was not already in possession of, even to the rank which he, Flanagan, was invested with among them, and the very place where he aud they had held their last meeting. But, independently of that, he proceeded, it is not usual for government to pardon the prin- cipals in any such outrage as that for which you have been convicted. I shall, however, transmit your proposal to the chief secretary, who may act in the matter as he thinks proper. In the mean time his relatives and confederates were not idle outside, each party having already transmitted a petition to Dublin Castle in his behalf. That of his relations contained only the usual melan- choly sentiments, and earnest entreaties for mercy which are to be found in such documents. The memorial, however, of his confederates was equally remarkable for its perverted ingenuity, and those un- lucky falsehoods which are generally certain to defeat the objects of those who have recourse to them. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 443 It went to say, " That petitioners feared very much that the country was in a dangerous state in conse- quence of the progressive march of Ribbonism in part of that parish, and in many of the surrounding districts. That the unhappy prisoner had for some time past made himself peculiarly obnoxious to this illegal class of persons; and that he was known in the country as what is termed " a marked man" ever since he had the courage to prosecute, some time ago, one of their most notorious leaders, by name Connor O'Donovan, of Lisuamona; who was, at the period of writing that memorial, a convict during life in New South Wales for a capital White- boy offence. " That said Connor O'Donovan, having seduced the affections of a young woman named Una O'Brien, daughter of a man called Michael O'Brien, otherwise Bodagh Buie, or the Yellow Churl, demanded her in marriage from her father and family, who unani- mously rejected his pretensions. Upon which, insti- gated by the example and practice of the dark com- bination of which he was so distinguished a leader, he persuaded memorialist, partly by entreaties, but principally by awful and mysterious threats, to join him in the commission of this most atrocious crime. That from the moment he had been forced into the participation of such an act, his conscience could not permit him to rest night or day; and he consequently came forward boldly and fearlessly, and did what he considered his duty to God and his country. 444 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, " That in consequence of this conscientious act, O'Donovan, the Ribbon ringleader, was capitally con- victed; but through the interest of some leading gentlemen of the parish, who were ignorant of his habits and connections, the sentence was, by the mercy of government, commuted to transportation for life. "That upon his banishment from the country, the girl whose affections he had seduced, became de- ranged for some time; but after her recovery, ex- pressed, on many occasions, the most bitter deter- mination to revenge upon petitioner the banishment of her lover; and that the principal evidence upon which petitioner was convicted, was hers-* and that of a girl named Bridget Nulty, formerly a servant in his father's house, and known to have been O'Donovan' s paramour. " That this girl, Bridget Nulty, was taken into O'Brien's family at the suggestion of his daughter Una, who was ignorant of her guilt; and that she and Bridget Nulty, aided by another female servant of O'Brien's, named Kitty Lowry, formed the con- spiracy of which petitioner is unhappily the victim." It then proceeded to detail how the conspiracy which Una O'Brien and the two females she had taken in as accomplices, was carried into effect; all of which was done with singular tact and ingenuity; * This was a falsehood, inasmuch as Una, having been concealed in another room, could give and did give no evidence that any way affected his life. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 44") every circumstance being made to bear a character and design diametrically opposed to the truth. It con- cluded by stating " that great exultation had been manifested by the Ribbonmen of that parish, who, on the night of petitioner's conviction lit bonfires in several parts of the neighbourhood, fired shots, sounded horns, and displayed other symptoms of great rejoicing ; and hoped his Excellency would, therefore, interpose his high prerogative, and pre- vent petitioner from falling a sacrifice to a conspiracy on the one hand, and the resentment of a traitorous confederacy on the other; and all this only for having conscientiously and firmly served the government of the country." Our readers need not be surprised at the ingenuity of this plausible petition, for the truth is that before government supported any system of education at all in Ireland, the old hedge schoolmasters were almost to a man, office-bearers and leaders in this detestable system. Such men, and those also who were de- signed for the priesthood, with here and there an occasional poor scholar, were uniformly the petition writers, and indeed, the general scribes of the little world in which they lived. In fact, we have abun- dance of public evidence to satisfy us, that persons of considerable literary attainments have been con- nected with Ribbonism in all its stages. This fine writing, however, was unfortunate! y counteracted in consequence of the information already laid before the sheriff by no less a personage 446 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, than Rousin Redhead, who, fearing alike the treachery and enmity of his leader, resolved thus to neutralise any disclosures Flanagan should happen to make. But lest this might not have been sufficient to exhibit the character of that document, the proposal of Bartle himself to make disclosures was transmitted to the secretary of state by the same post; so that both the conflicting statements reached that gentleman, pari passu, to his no small astonishment. Had Flanagan's confederates consulted him, he would of course have dissuaded them from sending any petition at all, or at least, only such as he could approve of, but such is the hollowness of this bond, and so little confidence is placed in its obligation, that when any of its victims happens to find him- self in a predicament similar to Flanagan's, his companions without lead such a life of terror, and suspicion, and doubt, as it would be difficult to de- scribe. But when, as in Bartle's case, there exists a strong distrust in his firmness and honesty, scarcely one can be found hardy enough to hold any commu- nication with him. This easily and truly accounts for the fact of their having got this petition written and sent to government in his name. The conse- quence was, that his own communication gave the lie to theirs, and on the day previous to that named for his execution, his death-warrant reached the sheriff, who lost no time in apprizing him of his unhappy fate. This was a trying task to that humane and amiable gentleman, who had already heard of the unutterable THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 44/ tortures which the criminal suffered from the horror of approaching death, and the dread of eternity ; for neither by penitence nor even remorse, was he in the slightest degree moved. "To die!" said he, staggering back; " to be in etarnity tomorrow; to have to face God before twelve o'clock ! tarrible ! tarrible ! tarrible ! Can no one save me ? To die tomorrow ! — tarrible ! —tarrible ! — Oh that I could sink into the earth! that the ground 'ud swally me!" The sheriff advised him to be a man, and told him to turn to God, who, if he repented, would in no wise cast him out. " Act," said he, "as O'Donovan did, whom you yourself prosecuted, and placed in the very cell in which you now stand." " Connor O'Donovan," he exclaimed, " he might well bear to die ; he was innocent ; it was I that burned Bodoffh Bides haggard ; he had neither act nor part in it no more than the child unborn. I swore away his life out of revinge to his father, an' jealousy of himself about Una O'Brien. Ob, if I had as little to answer for now as he, I could die— die! Sweet Jasus, an' must I die tomorrow— be in the flames of hell afore twelve o'clock! tarrible ! tarrible!" It was absolutely, to use his own word, "terrible" to witness the almost superhuman energy of his weakness. On making this last disclosure to the sheriff, the latter stepped back from a feeling of in- voluntary surprise and aversion, exclaiming as he did it, -4-18 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, " Oh God forgive you, unhappy and guilty man; you have much, indeed, to answer for; and, as I said before, I advise you to make the most of the short time that is allotted to you, in repenting and seeking pardon from God." The culprit heard him not, however, for his whole soul was fearfully absorbed in the contemplation of eternity, and punishment, and death. " Sir," said the turnkey, " that's the way he's runnin' about the room almost since his thrial; not, to be sure, altogether so bad as now, but clappin' his bands, an' screamin', an' groanin', that it's frightful to listen to him. An' his dhrames, sir, is worse. God, sir, if you'd hear him asleep, the hair would stand on your head; indeed, one of us is ordered to be still with him." " It is right," replied the sheriff, who, after recom- mending him to get a clergyman, left him, and with his usual promptness and decision, immediately wrote to the secretary of state, acquainting him with Fla- nagan's confession of his own guilt, and Connor O'Donovans innocence of the burning of O'Brien's haggard; hoping at the same time, that government would take instant steps to restore O'Donovan to his country and his friends. Soon after the sheriff left him, a Roman Catholic clergyman arrived, for it appeared that against the priest who was chaplain to the jail, he had taken an insurmountable prejudice, in consequence of some fancied resemblance he supposed him to bear to the THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 449 miser's son. The former gentleman spent that night with him, and after a vast deal of exertion and diffi- culty, got him so far composed, as that he attempted to confess to him, which, however, he did only in a hurried and distracted manner. But how shall we describe the scene, and we have it from more than one or two witnesses, which pre- sented itself, when the hour of his execution drew nigh. His cries and shriekings were distinctly heard for a considerable distance among the dense multitudes which were assembled to witness his death; thus giving to that dreadful event a character of horror so deep and gloomy, that many persons finding them- selves unable to bear it, withdrew from the crowd, and actually fainted on hearing the almost superna- tural tones of his yells and bowlings within. In the mean time, the proceedings in the press- room were of a still more terrific description. He now resembled the stag at bay; his strength became more than human. On attempting to tie his hands, five men were found insufficient for the woeful task. He yelled, and flung them aside like children, but made no attempt to escape, for in truth, he knew not what he did. The sheriff, one of the most powerful and athletic men to be found in a province, was turned about and bent like an osier in his hands. His words, when the fury of despair permitted his wild and broken cries to become intelligible, were now for life — only life upon any terms; and again did he bowl out his horror of death, hell, and judgment. Never was such a scene perhaps witnessed. 450 FARDOROTJGHA THE MISER; OR, At length his hands were tied, and they attempted to get him up to the platform of death, but to their amazement he was once more loose, and flying to the priest, he clasped him with the grip of Hercules. " Save me, save me," he shouted. " Let me live. I can't die. You're puttin' me into hell's fire. How can I face God? Ho, it's tarrible, it's tarrible, it's damnable ! Life, life, life — only life, oh, only life !" As he spoke he strained the reverend gentleman to his breast and kissed him, and shouted with a wild- ness of entreaty, which far transcended in terror the most outrageous paroxysms of insanity. "I will not lave the priest," shrieked he; " so long as I stay with him I'll be so long out of the punishments of etarnity — out of hell's fire ! I will stick to you. Don't — don't put me away, but have pity on me. No — I'll not go, I'll not go." Again he kissed the priest's lips, cheeks, and fore- head, and still clung to him with fearful violence, until at last his hands were finally secured beyond the possi- bility of his again getting them loose. He then threw himself upon the ground, and still resisted, with a degree of muscular strength altogether unac- countable in a person even of his compact and rather athletic form. His appearance upon the platform will long be remembered by those who had the ques- tionable gratification of witnessing it. It was the struggle of strong men dragging a strong man to the most frightful of all precipices — Death. When he THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 451 was seerwby the people in the act of being forced with such violence to the drop, they all moved, like a forest agitated by a sudden breeze, and uttered that strange murmur, composed of many passions, which can only be heard where a large number of persons are congregated together under the power of some- thing that is deep and thrilling in its interest. At length after a struggle for life, and a horror of death possibly unprecedented in the annals of crime, he was pushed upon the drop, the spring was touched, and the unhappy man passed shrieking into that eternity which he dreaded so much. His death was instantaneous, and after hanging the usual time, his body was removed to the gaol; the crowd began to disperse, and in half an hour the streets and people presented nothing more than their ordinary aspect of indifference to every thing but their own affairs.* Such and so slight, after all, is the impression which death makes upon life, when the heart and domestic affections are not concerned. * We have only to say, that W— ra C— k, Esq. of L— sb— e, sheriff of the county of D — n, and those who officially attended, about four years ago, the execution of a man named M -y, at the gaol of D— np — k, for a most heinous murder, will, should they happen to see this description, not hesitate to de- clare that it falls far, far short of what they themselves witnessed upon this " terrible" occasion. There is nothing mentioned here which did not then occur, but there is much omitted. ■452 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER: OR, CHAPTER XX. And now, gentle and patient reader, — for well, indeed, has thy patience been tried, during the pro- gress of this tantalizing narrative — we beg to assure thee, that unless thou art so exquisitely tender- hearted as to mourn over the fate of Bartle Flanagan, the shadows which darkened the morning and noon of our story have departed, and it's eve will be dewy, and calm, and effulgent. Flanagan's execution, like any other just and ne- cessary vindication of the laws, was not without its usual good effect upon the great body of the people; for although we are not advocates for a sanguinary statute-book, neither are we the eulogists of those who, with sufficient power in their hands, sit calmly and serenely amidst scenes of outrage and crime, in which the innocent suffer by the impunity of the guilty. Fame, who is busy on such occasions, soon published to a far distance Flanagan's confession of having committed the crime for which O' Donovan was punished. John O'Brien had it himself from the sheriff's lips, as well as from a still more authen- tic statement written by the priest who attended him, and signed by the unhappy culprit's hand, in the presence of that gentleman, the governor of the goal, and two turnkeys. The sheriff now heard from O'Brien, for the first time, that O'Donovan's parents, having disposed of all their property, followed him to THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 453 New South Wales, a circumstance by which he was so much struck at the moment, that he observed to O'Brien, " Do you not think it the duty of government, considering all the young man and his parents have suffered by that rascal's malice, to bring the whole family back at its own expense ? For my part, aware as I am of the excellent disposition of the Chief Se- cretary, I think if we ask them it will be done." " Our bestplan, perhaps," replied John, " is to get a memorial to that effect signed by those who sub- scribed to the former one in his behalf. I think it is certainly necessary, for, to tell you the truth, I doubt whether they are in possession of funds sufficient for the expenses of so long a journey." " I know," said the sheriff, " that there is little time to be lost, for S ," naming the governor of the gaol, " tells me that the next convict ship sails in a fortnight. We must, therefore, push forward the business as rapidly as we can." Well and truly did they keep their words, for we have the satisfaction of adding, that on the seventh day from the date of that conversation, they received a communication from the Castle, informing them that after having taken the peculiar hardships of O'Donovan's singular case into mature consideration, they deemed the prayer of the memorial such as they felt pleasure in complying with; and that the colonial secretary had been written to, to take the proper steps for the return of the young man and his parents to their own countrp at the expense of government. 154 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR This was enough, and almost more than O'Brien expected. He had now done as much as could he done for the present, and nothing remained but to await their arrival with hope and patience. In truth the prospect that now presented itself to the Bodagh's family was one in which, for the sake of the beloved Una, they felt a deep and overwhelming interest. Ever since Connor's removal from" the country her spirits had become gradually more and more de- pressed. All her mirth and gaiety had abandoned her; she disrelished reading ; she avoided company; she hardly ever laughed, but on the contrary indulged in long fits of bitter grief, while upon her solitary rambles. Her chief companion was Biddy Nulty, whom she exempted from her usual employ- ment, whenever she wished that Connor should be the topic of their conversation. Many a time have they strolled together through the garden, where Una has often stood, and, pointing to the summer-house where the acknowledgments of their affection were first exchanged, said to her humble companion — " Biddy, that is the spot where he first told me that he loved me, and where I first acknowledged my love to him." She would then pull out from her heart the locket which contained his rich brown hair, and after kissing it, sit and weep on the spot which was so dear to her. Biddy's task was to recount to the unhappy sirl such anecdotes as she remembered of him; and as these were all to his advantage, we need scarcely THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA 4o."> say that many an entertainment of tins kind she was called upon to furnish to her whose melancholy enjoy- ment was now only the remembrance of him, and of what he had once been to her. " I would have been in a convent long before now, Biddy," said she, a few days before Flanagan's trial, " but I will not leave my father and mother, because I know they could not live without me. My brother John has declined Maynooth, lest I should feel me- lancholy for want of some person to amuse me and to cheer me; and now I feel that it would be an ungrateful return I should make if I entered a con- vent, and left my parents without a daughter whom they love so well, and my brother without a sister on whom he doats." " Well, Miss," replied Biddy, " don't be cast down; for my part I'd always hope the best. Who knows, Miss, but a betther lafe may be turned up vet ? I'd hould a naggin that God nivir intinded an innocent creature like you to spind the rest of your life in sadness and sorrow, as you're doin". Always hope for the best." " Ah, Biddy," she replied, "you don't know what you speak of. His sentence is one that can never be changed; and as for hoping for the best, how can I do that, Biddy, when I know that I have no ' best' to hope for. He was my best in this world; but he is gone. Now go in, Biddy, and leave me to myself for a little. You know how I love to be alone." " May God in heaven pity you, Miss Oona," ex- claimed the poor girl, whilst the tears gushed from her '456 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, eyes, "as I do this day ! Oh, keep up your heart, Miss, darlin' ; for while there's life there's hope." Little did she then dream, however, that hope would be so soon restored to her heart, or that the revolution of another year should see her waiting with trembling delight for the fulness of her happiness. On the evening previous to Bartle Flanagan's exe- cution, she was pouring out tea for her father and mother, as was usual, when her brother John came home on his return from the assizes. Although the smile of affection with which she always received him lit up her dark glossy eyes, yet he observed that she appeared unusually depressed, and much more pale than she had been for some time past. " Una, are you unwell, dear ?" he asked, as she handed him a cup of tea. She looked at him with a kind of affectionate re- proof in her eyes, as if she wondered that he should be ignorant of the sorrow which preyed upon her. "Not in health, John," she replied; "but that man's trial, and the many remembrances it has stirred up in my mind have disturbed me. I am very much [cast down, as you may see. Indeed, to speak truth, and without disguise, I think my heart is broken. Every one kuows that a breaking heart is incurable." "You take it too much to yourself, alanna dhas" said her mother; " but you must keep up your spirits, darlin' — time will work wondhers." " With me, mother, it never can." " Una," said John, with affected gravity, " you THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 457 have just made two assertions, which I can prove to be false." She looked at him with surprise. "False, dear John!" "Yes false, dear Una; and I will prove it, as I said. In the first place, there is a cure for a break- ing heart; and in the next place time mil work wonders, even with you." "Well," she said, assuming a look of sickly cheer- fulness, " I should be very ungrateful, John, if I did not smile for you, even when you don't smile yourself, after all the ingenious plans you take to keep up my spirits." " My dear girl," replied John, " I will not trifle with you; I ask you now to be firm, and say whether you are capable of hearing good news." " Good news to me! I hope I am, John." " Well, then, I have to inform you that this day l'artle Flanagan has confessed that it was not Connor O' Donovan who burned our haggard, but himself. The sheriff has written to inform the government, so that we will have Connor back again with a name and character unsullied. She looked at him for a moment, then at her parents; and her cheek still got paler, and after a slight pause she burst out into a vehement and irre- pressible paroxysm of grief. " John, is this true?" enquired his father. " Vic na hoiah ! John — blessed mother — thrue ? — but is it, John? is it ?" x 458 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, " Indeed it is, mother — the villain, now that he has no hope of his life, confessed it this day." "God knows, darlin'," exclaimed the Bodagh's warm-hearted wife, now melting into tears herself, "it's no wondher you should cry tears of joy for this. God wouldn't be above us, a cushla oge machree, or he'd siud brighter days before your young and inno- cent heart." Una could not speak, but wept on ; the grief she felt, however, became gradually milder in its cha- racter, until at length her violent sobbings were hushed; and although the tears still flowed, they flowed in silence. " We will have him back, sartinly," said the Bodagh; "don't cry, dear, we'll have him here agin with no desateful villin to swear away his life." " I could die now," said the noble-minded girl; " I think I could die now, without ever seeing him. His name is cleared and will be cleared; his charac- ter untainted; and that is dearer to me even than his love. Oh, I knew it; I knew it," she fervently exclaimed; "and when all the world was against him, I was for him; I and his own mother — for we were the two that knew his heart best." "Well," said John, smiling, " if I brought you gloomy news once, I believe I brought you pleasant news twice. You remember when I told you he was not to die." " Indeed, John dear, you are the best brother that ever God blessed a sister with; but I hope this is not a dream. Oh, can it be possible ? and when THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 459 awake in the morning will it be to the sorrowful heart I had yesterday? I am bewildered. After this who should ever despair in the goodness of God, or think that the trial he sends but for a time is to last always." " Bridget," said the gracious Bodagh, " we must have a glass of punch; an' upon my reputaytion, Oona, we'll drink to his speedy return." " Troth, an' Oona will take a glass herself, this night," added her mother; " an' thanks be to Goodness she'll be our colleen dhas dhun agin — won't you have a glass, asthore machree?" " I'll do any thing that any of you wishes me, mother," replied Una. She gave, as she uttered the words, a slight sob, which turned their attention once more to her; but they saw at once, by the brilliant sparkle of her eyes, that it was occasioned by the unexpected influx of delight and happiness which were accumulating round her heart. "Mother," she said, "will you make the punch for them, to-night ? I cannot rest till I let poor Biddy Nulty know what] has happened. Cleared!" he added exultingly, "his name and character cleared!" The beautiful girl then left the room, and short as was the space which elapsed since she heard her brother's communication, they could not help being struck at the light clastic step with which she tripped out of it. Brief, however, as the period was, she had time to cast aside the burthen of care which had 460 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, pressed her down, and changed her easy pace to the slow tread of sorrow. " God help our poor colleen dhas," exclaimed her mother, "but she's the happy crature, this night." " And happy will the hearth be where her light will shine," replied her father, quoting a beautiful Irish proverb to that effect. " The ways of Providence are beautiful when seen aright or understood," said her brother; "she was too good to be punished, but not too perfect to be tried. Their calamitous separation will enhance the value of their affection for each other when they meet; for pure and exalted as her love for Connor is, yet I am proud to say that Connor is worthy of her and it." That night her mother observed that Una spent a longer time than usual at her devotions, and on looking into her room when passing, she saw her on her knees, and heard her again sobbing with the grateful sense of a delighted heart. She did not again address her, and they all retired to happier slumbers than they had enjoyed for many a night. Our readers have already had proofs of Una's consideration, generosity, and uncommon delicacy. Her conduct at the approach of her lover's trial, and again when he was about to leave her and his country for ever, they cannot, we are sure, have forgotten. When her brother had shewn the official communi- cation from the Castle, in which government expressed its intention of bringing Connor and his parents home at its own expense, the Bodagh and his wife, knowing that the intended husband of their daughter THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 461 possessed no means of supporting her, declared, in order to remove any shade of anxiety from her mind, that O'Donovan, after their marriage, should live with themselves, for they did not wish, they said, that Una should be separated from them. This was highly gratifying to her, but beyond her lover's welfare, whether from want of thought or otherwise, it is not easy to say, she saw that their sympathy did not extend. This troubled her, for she knew how Connor loved his parents, and how much any want of comfort they might feel would distress him. She accordingly consulted with her ever-faithful confidant, John, and begged of him to provide for them at her own expense a comfortable dwelling, and to furnish it as near as might be practicable to the manner in which their former one had been furnished. She also desired him to say nothing to their parents about this, "for I intend," she added, "to have a little surprise for them all." About the time, therefore, when the vessel in which they were to arrive was expected, a snug, well fur- nished house, convenient to the Bodagh's, amply stored with provisions, and kept by a daughter of Nogher M'Cormick's, awaited them. Nothing that could render them easy was omitted, and many things also were procured in the shape of additional comforts to which they had not been accustomed before. At length the arrival of the much-wished-for vessel was announced, and John O'Brien, after having agreed to let Una know by letter where the Bodagh's car should meet them, mounted the day coach, and x 2 462 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR proceeded to welcome home his future brother-in-law, prepared at the same time, to render both to him and his parents whatever assistance they stood in need of, either pecuniar}' or otherwise, after so long and so trying a voyage. The meeting of two such kindred spirits may be easily conceived. There were few words wasted be- tween them, but they were full of truth and sincerity. " My noble fellow," said O'Brien clasping Connor's hand, " she is at home with a beating heart and a happy one, waiting for you." " John," replied the other fervently, " the wealth of the universe is below her price. I'm not worthy of her, except in this, that I could shed my heart's dearest blood to do her good." " Little you know of it yet," said the other, smiling significantly, " but you will soon." It appeared that Fardorougha's wife had borne the hardships of both voyages better than her hus- band, who, as his son sensibly observed, had been too much worn down before by the struggle between his love for him and his attachment to his money. " His care is now nearly over," said Connor, with a sigh. " Indeed he is so far gone that I don't know how to lave him, while I'm providin' a home for him to die in." " That is already done," replied O'Brien, "Una did net forget it. They have a house near ours furnished with every thing that can contribute to their comfort." Connor, on hearing this, paused, and his cheek became pale and red alternately with emotion — his THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 463 nerves thrilled, and a charm of love and pleasure dif- fused itself over his whole being. " There is no use in speaking," he exclaimed ; " love her more than I do I cannot." In consequence of Fardorougha's illness they were forced to travel by slower and shorter stages than they intended. O'Brien, however, never left them; for he knew that should the miser die on the way, they would require the presence and services of a frieud. In due time, however, they reached the place appointed by John for the car to meet them ; and ere many hours had passed, they found themselves once more in what they could call their own home. From the miser's mind the power of observing external nature seemed to have been altogether withdrawn; he made no observation whatever upon the appear- ance and novelty of the scene to which he was conveyed, nor of the country through which he passed; but when put to bed he covered himself with the bed-clothes, and soon fell into a slumber. " Connor," said his mother, " your father's now asleep, an' won't miss you; lose no time, thin, in goin' to see her; an may God strinthen you both for such a meetin' !" lie and O'Brien accordingly went. The Bodagh was out, but Una and her mother were sitting in the parlour, when the noise of a jaunting- car was heard driving up to the door; Una involunta- rily looked out of the window, and seeing two persons she started up, and putting her hands together, hys- terically exclaimed, " Oh, mother, dear mother, assist 464 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR me, assist me — he's here." Her mother caught her in her arms; and at the same moment Connor rushed in. Una could only extend her arms to receive him ; he clasped her to his heart, and she sobbed several times rapidly, and ihen her head sank upon his bosom. Her mother and brother were both weeping. Her lover looked down upon her, and as he hung over the beautiful and insensible girl, the tears which he shed copiously bedewed her face. After a few minutes she recovered, and her brother, with his usual delicacy, beckoned to his mother to follow him out of the room, knowing that the presence of a third person is always a restraint upon the interchange of even the tenderest and purest affection. Both, there- fore, were then left together; and we, in like manner, must allow that delicious interview to be sacred only to themselves, and unprophaned by the gaze and presence of a spectator. The Bodagh and Mrs. O'Brien were highly gratified at the steps their children had taken to provide for the comfort of Fardorougha and his wife. The next day tbe whole family paid them a visit, but on seeing the Miser, it was clear that his days were numbered. During the most vigorous and healthy period of his life, he had always been thin and emaciated; but now, when age, illness, the severity of a six months' voyage, and, last of all, the hand of death, left their wasting traces upon his person, it would indeed be difficult to witness any image of penury more significant of its spirit. We must, however, do the old man justice. THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 465 Since the loss of his money, or rather since the trial and conviction of his son, or probably since the ope- ration of both events upon his heart, he had seldom, if ever, by a single act or expression, afforded any proof that his avarice survived, or was able to main- tain its hold upon him, against the shock which awakened the full power of a father's love. About ten o'clock, a.m., on the fourth day after their arrival, Connor, who had ran over to the Bodagh's, was hurriedly sent for by his mother, who desired Nelly M'Cormick to say that his father inces- santly called for him, and that he must not lose a moment in coming. He returned immediately with her, and found the old man reclining in bed, supported by his wife, who sat behind him. " Is my boy comin ?" he said, in a thin, wiry, worn voice, but in words which, to any person near him, were as distinct almost as ever: — "is my boy Connor comin' V "I am here, father,' replied Connor, who had just entered the room ; " sure I am always with you." " You are, you are," said he, " you were ever an' always good. Give me your hand, Connor." Connor did so. " Connor, darlin," he proceeded, "don't be like me. I loved money too much; I set my heart on it, an' you know how it was taken away from me. The priest yestherday laid it upon me, out of regard to my reignin' sin, as he called it, to advise you, afore I'd die, aginst lovin' the wealth o' this world too much." " I hope I never will, father. Your own misfor- tune ought to be a warnin' to me." -166 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER; OR, "Ay, you may say that; it's I indeed that was misfortunate; but it was all through P , an' that nest o' robbers, the Isle o' Man." " Don't think of him or it now, my dear father, — don't be discomposin' your mind about them." "He was a villin' — a deep villin'; but that's not the thing. Your mother was spakin' to the priest about masses for my sowl. Now, Connor, I know tbat they'll take far less than they'll ax. I know that; for I remember batin' clown Father Fogarty myself, from two-an'- sixpence a mass to a shillin' — it was for my own father's sowl, an' I saved the price of a pair o' shoes by it, and had the same number o' masses sed still. That was makin' a bargin' the right way." Connor and his mother exchanged a melancholy glance, and the latter, who, on witnessing his frame of mind, could not help shedding bitter tears, said to him — " Fardorougha dear, Fardorougha asthore machree, won't you be guided by me ? You're now on your death-bed, an' think of God's marcy — it's that you stand most in need of. Sure, avoumeen, if you had all the money you ever had you couldn't bring a penny of it where you're goin'." "Well, but I'm givin' Connor an advice that'll sarve him. Sure I'm not biddin' him to set his heart on it, for I tould the priest I wouldn't; but is that any raison why he'd not save it 1 I didn't tell the priest that I wouldn't bid him do that." "Father," said Connor, "for the love of God put these thoughts out of your head and mind." THE CONVICTS OF LISNAMONA. 46" " So, Connor dear," proceeded the old man, not attending to him; "in makin' a bargain wid the priest bate him down, or he'll do you, an' in makin' any bargain, Connor, be sure to make as hard a one as you can ; but for all that be honest, an' never lind a penny o' money widout intherest and good security." " I think he's wandherin'," whispered his mother. "Oh grant it may be so, marciful Jasus, this day!" " Honor ahagur." " Well darlin', what is it ? ' " There's another thing that throubles me — I niver knew what it was to feel myself far from my own till now." " How is that, dear ?" "My bones won't rest in my own counthry ; I won't sleep wid them that belong to me. How will I die in a sthrange grave, an' in a far land ? Oh will no one bring me back to my own !" The untutored sympathies of neither wife nor son could resist this beautiful and affecting trait of nature, and the undying love of one's own land, emanating as it did, so unexpectedly, from a heart otherwise insensible to the ordinary tendernesses of life. " Sure you are at home, avourneen," said Honor; an' will rest wid your friends and relations that have gone before you.' " No," said he, " I'm not : I'm far away from them ; but now I feel more comforted; I have one wid me that's dearer than them all. Connor and I will slee together; won't we, Connor V 468 FARDOROUGHA THE MISER. This affectionate transition from every other earthly object to himself, so powerfully smote the son's heart, that he could not reply. "What ails him, Connor ?" said his wife. "Help me to keep up his head — Saver above !" Connor raised his head, but saw at a glance that the last struggle in the old man's heart was over. The miser was no more. Little now remains to be said. The grief for old age, though natural, is never abiding. The miser did sleep with his own; and after a decent period allotted to his memory, need we say that our hero and hero- ine, if we may be permitted so to dignify them, were crowned in the enjoyment of those affections which were so severely tested, and at the same time so worthy of their sweet reward. Ned M'Cormick and Biddy Nulty followed their example, and occupied the house formerly allotted to Fardorougha and his wife. John O'Brien, afterwards married and the Bodagh, reserving a small but compe- tent farm for himself, equally divided his large hold- ings between his son and son-in-law. On John's moiety, he built a suitable house; but Una and her husband, and Honor, all live with themselves, and we need scarcely say, for it is not long since we spent a week with them, that the affection of the old people for their grand-children, is quite enthusiastic, and that the grand-children, both boys and girls, are worthy of it. 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