THE WAY THINGS HAPPEN BT THE SAME AUTHOR. A BOY'S MARRIAGE. A Novel. Crown 8vo. Second edition. THE STRONGEST PLUME. A Novel. Crown 8vo. Second edition. THE HIGH ADVENTURE. A Novel. Crown 8vo. GREAT RALEGH. Being the Life and Times of Sir Walter Ralegh. THE WAY THINGS HAPPEN BY HUGH DE SELINCOURT n LONDON : JOHN LANE, THE BODLEY HEAD NEW YORK : JOHN LANE COMPANY. MCMIX WILLIAM CLOWES AND SONS, LIMITED, LONDON AND BFCCLES. TO C. E. WHEELER A LITTLE MONUMENT OF A GREAT AFFECTION 193648 THE WAY THINGS HAPPEN Yet further, you never enjoy the world aright, till you so love the beauty of enjoying it, that you are covetous and earnest to persuade others to enjoy it. And so perfectly hate the abominable corruption of men in despising it, that you had rather suffer the flames of Hell than willingly be guilty of their error. There is so much blindness and ingratitude and damned folly in it. The world is a mirror of infinite beauty, yet no man sees it. It is a Temple of Majesty, yet no man regards it. It is a region of Light and Peace, did not men disquiet it. It is the Paradise of God. THOMAS TRAHERNE. THE WAY THINGS HAPPEN I VERY often when Miss Paul awoke in the morning, she remembered, with gentle regret, her days which she called palmy. Now her circumstances were, what she called, straitened. Single-handed she waged the long conflict against dirt and hunger ; and learned more in three days than in the full thirty years of her previous life, of the disposal of the enemies' forces. This, like all suddenly ac- quired knowledge, at first surprised her. The attack of hunger was far more simply parried than she imagined : her standard of necessaries she revised. The other foe, however, nearly overwhelmed her by his unceasing encroach- ments. Shut windows meant no air and yet io The Way Things Happen in abundance, dirt : smuts filtered through the cracks : dust made its slow way through the floor. To dirt nothing seemed impenetrable. There were places she dared not inspect. Too close an inspection made her long campaign appear hopeless. She awoke very often to gentle regret. Gentle, though the word must predominate in description of her, cannot dismiss her feeling ; may, indeed, readily give a false impression of its nature. Understand one thing about a human being, and you have a clue of entry into that being's mind (a maltreated part of many an organism), which to follow delicately and selflessly is to widen one's prospect of life, quite without exaggeration, twofold. And what from swine to swallows, from mud to the stars, may life be or not be ? It is a mystery always. There is mystery about the life of an oak, which has quietly grown in the same place, keeping its secret and its changing beauty, for many hundreds of years. And man with his spirit and mind and body, with his power of speech and laughter and thought and The Way Things Happen n tears, with his will and his conscience, with his fears and hopes, with his love and his hatred and his indifference, with his desires and aspira- tions, with his moods and knowledge and ignorance man, even at his lowest, even when he appears to have thwarted his own humanity to dulness, man staggers the imagination. Human power may be great, but power greater than human is needed to see life steadily and see it whole. By the flash of an illuminating glimpse, with the steadfast memory of it, or by the painful study of one of life's smallest phases, by these means it is possible sometimes to learn a little, if the scope and sacredness of the undertaking be properly realised. Without love and reverence, however, you may observe much, but you can learn nothing, know nothing, understand nothing. For the gentle regret, which Miss Paul felt, there were several reasons. Her regret began, undoubtedly, in a desire, which had pathetically lasted, for an immediate cup of hot tea with- out tedious preliminaries, the lighting of gas- stove or spirit-lamp, the boiling of hot water, 12 The Way Things Happen and others. It was easier to do without than to prepare. Miss Paul felt no animosity against fate or against the fatal improvidence of her deceased brother. She accepted her lot without question- ing it or herself or any one else. Her courage was no less real because it was not conscious. The barriers which had fenced her from the crudities of life cold and hunger and dirt toppled and fell, and she, with scarcely a shiver of fear, set to work to " do " for herself on a bare hundred pounds a year. After her brother's death she took a sheet of paper, and, having nearly dazed herself with facts and figures, decided how she could live. Her choice shrank to extremes, and nothing eventu- ally remained between the depths of the country and the centre of the town. Really there was no call for the black and white discipline of that uneasy evening : her mind was, as they say, made up by what was much the strongest feature of her character, namely, her instinct. She confessed to a silly whim (so she stigmatised herself) for the town's The Way Things Happen 13 very centre. The paraphernalia of facts and figures were a kind of apology, of justification almost, to her conscience for obeying this whim, not too blindly. Though she loved the country and liked to tend flowers, the centre of the town, even in one room without a servant, had attrac- tions which outweighed everything placeable in the other scale. There was the opportunity of hearing music, with her a constant importunity : about that she could to herself be articulate. But there was another reason, which was stronger and which was too vague to take the shape even of any thought ; for about herself she had, oddly enough, small practice in think- ing, and so her conclusions on that subject were far less right than the intelligence she showed in understanding the written thoughts of others (she read with avidity) would have led one to expect. The unshaped idea, which formed her choice, was that in the centre of the town she would be stranded less drily from the stream of life. If she could there maintain the struggle of existence that great hypothesis ! She found that she could, and save, moreover, enough to 14 The Way Things Happen spend on seats for twenty-six concerts in the year. So Miss Paul lived on the top floor of a house in a crescent which stood back, pleasantly behind trees, from the Marylebone Road. A bachelor lived on the floors beneath, and on the ground floor the landladies. Three small rooms comprised her actual battle-ground, for which she paid 30 a year. Her food and coal and washing came to ^46, service to 11. The rest of her money went in clothes, fares, light, and concerts. Illness she smiled and shrugged her shoulders and fortunately kept, with the exception of an occasional cold, well. For three years she had the gentle warrior waged her war in these rooms and won. Her face showed victory. The gentle regret, which now on this morn- ing (a Sunday morning towards the end of March) of her thirty-third birthday she awoke again to experience, was considerably tempered by the fact that she was, as she smiled to put it to herself, "on her own." She continued to taste of independence a flavour which at The Way Things Happen 15 first, and for a long time after her brother's death, saddened her sensitive nature, succumb- ing swiftly to the shadow of a charge of heart- lessness, though any one knowing her well (but no one did) would have laughed at such a charge. Though in her brother's house at Norwood she had known her brother's friends and their wives and mothers and daughters, she had had no fellowship with them of any kind. They thought her peculiar, a little pitiable, but on the whole pleasant ; not, however, pleasant enough to search for after Mr. Paul's demise and her own, as they called it, disappearance. Miss Paul accepted their silent verdict without rancour, as she accepted most things of that kind without rancour, and quietly went on her lonely way. But her loneliness had become, as on this morning she came very near to dis- cover, less distressing than it had been among the little crowd of Norwood acquaintances. She was more alone but less lonely. As a matter of fact her present loneliness was the soil in which she developed ; and, 1 6 The Way Things Happen like a rose after the first shock of being trans- planted, she grew. Though she was in her own opinion the most ordinary and unimpor- tant of spinsters, to a well-eyed person she was, even at first sight, of high interest. You must not think that she was, what is called, a striking woman. She was not. She was medium height : she dressed drably though neatly. But her movement was uncommonly graceful, and her eyes this is the point which perhaps an intelligently observant one in ten thousand passers might have noticed her eyes, though they were not specially large or specially beautiful, seemed to possess a wider range of sight than is quite usual to human eyes. She held her head back as she walked and looked a little downwards as though through pince-nez, which, however, she had never worn. She moved through the streets with absolute assurance, because she supposed that no one could possibly take the least notice of her. She was pleased with her complete insignificance, and so it put her (quite without her knowledge) in the position The Way Things Happen 17 of a queen, for whom the motley pageant passes. But now Miss Paul lay in bed. And as she lay she was called sharply back from her dozing desire for tea by a smart snap and a shrill squeal of terror. She started guiltily, knowing well the cause of the noise. A mouse had been growing too familiar with her rooms. The smelly little fellow had taken to scratching at the kitchen door which opened on to her bedroom, had scuffled about after crumbs, making, for his size, a dreadful noise, and Miss Paul had at last bought a trap in which to catch him. Now she had caught him on a Sunday morning she had caught him, when she was without the charwoman and what in the world she was to do with him, she did not know. There was a silence. She listened for another squeal. None came. She got out of bed. She decided to go out all day, and in the morning Mrs. Cawke would quickly kill him in a pail of water. She began to dress hurriedly, stopping every now and then to listen. All remained still. Miss Paul 1 8 The Way Things Happen imagined the mouse's terror vividly. She put herself in the mouse-trap and trembled. All the day and all the night she could not, without food, wait and wait for death on the Monday morning. No living thing must. She summoned her courage, and, putting on a flannel dressing-gown, went into the kitchen. She walked straight to the sink, under which stood a pail. Taking out the scrubbing-brush, she filled the pail with water. She did not look at the floor by the cupboard, where the trap lay, but she felt the mouse's tiny eyes piercing through her from behind the cage's wires. She set the pail on the floor, and, turning her head, she lifted the trap. The mouse scratched wildly at the wires. There was a splash. Miss Paul hurried to the door and then . . . resolution forsook her ; she hurried back to the pail, plunged her hand into the water, wetting the sleeve of her flannel dressing-gown almost to the elbow, and drew out the trap with a gasp. The mouse did not breathe. It lay on its small back, draggled and exhausted. Then Miss Paul found relief The Way Things Happen 19 in swift action. She seized a flannel from the plate-rack luckily it was dry she lit the stove, put the flannel in a fire-proof pot and the pot on the jets of gas. Very soon the flannel was hot. She gently pulled the mouse out of the trap by his tail, and rolled him neatly in the hot flannel, from which peered his whiskered head. His eyes opened. Miss Paul rubbed his stomach with her forefinger. His paws moved. She unrolled him. He stood crouched on his four legs trembling, and she left him to his devices. In her bedroom she listened for some minutes ; then she looked into the kitchen, and smiled to see no trace of the mouse. After this intrusion of death and adventure further dozing became for Miss Paul impos- sible. She put the kettle on, and while the water was boiling she finished dressing, and then went into her sitting-room to drink three small cups of tea, and eat four thin slices of bread and butter her breakfast. Her sitting- room was tiny, and could not have been furnished more ^pleasantly. Remnants of her 20 The Way Things Happen possessions fitted it exactly, and each remnant was to Miss Paul a separate treasure. The squat oak bureau and the small gate table had been given her by her mother's mother, who had received it from her mother's mother ; its former history was unknown. In one drawer were two neatly tied packets of letters, one written by her great-grandmother, the other written to her great-grandmother. The chest which had served as her father's great- great-grandfather's bank (he was a sailor) now served her as a coal-box. The bookcase her own father had given her when she was a little girl and fell heir to her grandmother's oak pieces. These were two chairs, one high backed, the other easy ; to these no sentiment or value was attached ; but she would have starved slowly to death before she parted with the family oak. The female branch of the family was strangely dominant. Her mother and her mother's mother were amazingly alike in feature and expression. She knew that from hearsay. What was even more amazing, how- ever, was the resemblance of feature between The Way Things Happen 21 the faded miniature of her great-great-grand- mother, which stood on the bureau, and Miss Paul herself. The setting and odd expression of the eyes (in Miss Paul the oddness was a little intensified), the nose, the mouth, the shape of the head, were startlingly the same. Indeed, if a quarter of the stories about these women of her family were true, they must have been great creatures : alike in strength of character as in feature, and like many other women of character, alike in being allied to nonentities of husbands. Among them there was an odd growth of spiritual force. The walls of the room were green ; on them hung four photographs of Italian masters, and a photograph of Beethoven's death-mask. That comprised the furniture of the room with one exception. The exception was Miss Paul's most treasured possession, and had been the most treasured possession of Miss Paul's mother. It was fantastically useless and oddly ornamental. It was the first thing that a visitor would have noticed on entering. In its own way it so dominated the room that 22 The Way Things Happen the rest of the furniture, storied and valuable and charming as the furniture was, seemed immediately accessory. It was an oak chair : a tiny oak chair, too small for any one but a very delicately made child of three to use, yet too large for any but a gigantic doll's house. The chair stood on the floor by the bookcase, about two feet from the wall. On the centre of the back was carved the face of a grotesque, such as you may see in stone as a spout on an old church. There was extraordinary life, however, in the carved features, the very fierceness of life. If you looked at it long (and you were bound to do so) it presently seemed as though the spirit of some druidical old oak had somehow been caught, and had then writhed into the shape of a chair. To look at it would have convinced a sceptic, hardened as the chair's own seat, of the supernatural, or, to put it more accurately, would have stirred the sense, however dulled and obscure, of the supernatural in him for say what he will, no man is quite without that sense. What is called the supernatural is everywhere, The Way Things Happen 23 like the wind, and like the air is breathed by all. The part of life which the eyes see is paltry compared with the life that is invisible. From what source does instinct, the most maligned of human powers, take its strength ? Because instinct is the only guide of animals, an odd human prejudice exists against it. Are we not higher than the brutes who follow their animal instincts ? We do not certainly become so (Angry Madam) by not following our human instinct. But why compare what is different ? Why mete out praise and blame ? Few are quite moral enough to blame the monkey for infringing the code of the elephant. Yet the dissimilarity between a cabdriver and a Shelley is greater, in spite of a surface physical resemblance, than that between an elephant and a monkey. Human instincts vary magnificently, and lead to fulfilment. Miss Paul had lived for thirty-three years. None of the things which are known as events had happened to her. She had not loved or been loved. She had taken part in no move- ment. The days had passed over her head 24 The Way Things Happen with quite, to an outsider, astonishing same- ness. It would have taken her five minutes to tell the story of her life, and she spoke slowly. Yet if any one had sympathised with her about the monotony of her life, she would have opened wide her eyes like an incredulous child. She was like a child who has been allowed to explore a large house alone. Thirty-three years had passed by like the first bewildering hour of the child's afternoon. Excitement prevented her from settling to any occupation. She must see every room before she was called to tea. Unlike a child, Miss Paul's excitement and wonder grew ; for un- like a house of brick, the house of life seemed to expand limitlessly in all directions as her power of observation developed. That she should take possession of any of the treasures she saw in the house, occurred to her only as a kind of delightful pretence like a child who would immediately assume entire ownership as a part of the exploring game. This arbitrary ownership without contracts or any business formality is not of course a serious matter. The Way Things Happen 25 Or do things belong to those who enjoy them most ? How serious is the possession of a library by a man who has not intelligence, of a piano by one who cannot play and has no ear for music, of health by one who misuses it, of a mansion by one who has no friends, of life by one who is bored by it ? At any rate, Miss Paul was amply content with her manner of ownership. Naturally it left her no time to think about herself, still less to imagine that she was extraordinary for not doing so. Little things act as a turning point ; a straw is sufficient to show the direction of a great wind. The capture and resuscitation of the mouse was the first of a train of events. Without Miss Paul's knowledge it started her on an occupation other than that of wonder. Our child in the house drew her finger across a table, and finding an un- expected line, started to dust the furniture of the room. Miss Paul had crossed the mouse's line of life, had perhaps influenced him, Heaven knows how much. The action awakened a sleeping power in her, of which 26 The Way Things Happen she was perfectly ignorant ; the power of entering the lives of others. In other words, she was opening the door of another room full of wonders, compared with which the wonders of the other rooms were insignificant. Quite oblivious of this. Miss Paul took the tea things into the kitchen, and washed them, as the phrase is, up. While she dried them she looked for signs of the mouse ; his where- abouts were, however, effectually concealed from her, and quite without any reason other than that she had rather played the devil to him and with him, she decided that his name should be Faust. II ON the floors underneath that is to say, on the second and third floors lived a bachelor. His name was Edward Paveley. If Miss Paul was quite remarkable for the fact that she never thought about herself. Dr. Paveley was equally remarkable for the fact that he very rarely thought about any one but himself. He was an old man when he was seventeen, and the Sunday of Miss Paul's adventure with the mouse happened to be his forty-first birthday. The fact is he had never cared for any one. He was interested in men who could talk on his subject, but considered words more fitly written than spoken. Speech was a clumsy medium, in his opinion, and he looked upon conversation as an agreeable adjunct, like nuts, to wine. But no one touched his 27 28 The Way Things Happen affections ; he was not bitten, as he put it, by the craze for intimacy. Whether Dr. Paveley was to blame for this, or whether it was his misfortune, is a subject on which the profoundest philosophers disagree. There was nothing in the circum- stances of his past life to explain this pheno- menon. His life had, in its own way, been as uneventful as that of Miss Paul. He had been to a good day-school, from which he had won a scholarship to Oxford. At Oxford he won a prize fellowship and a post at a London University, where he lectured upon history, and where he would continue to lecture upon history, as long as his voice could carry through the not very large hall in which the lectures were delivered. One of the most respectable literary weeklies boasted him as its historical authority, and every book of any historical significance which appeared was immediately despatched to him. The initiated among the paper's clerical readers said that they recognised his style, and it is probable they did so. The Way Things Happen 29 Dr. Paveley had occupied his rooms for six years when Miss Paul took the attics, as he called them. They had been empty for nearly four years, so that the doctor naturally regarded Miss Paul's tenancy in the light of an intrusion. He resented every sign of her presence ; he hated to hear her soft tread, and the gentle closing of her door ; he scowled angrily on the rare occasions when he met her in the hall or on the stairs. The proximity of a single woman filled him with uneasiness. "Give her but a least excuse," he grimly thought, measuring his eligibility by his banker's book, his European reputation for historical accuracy and his placid habits, " and she will endeavour to obtain me for her own and marry me." Miss Paul was conscious of his resentment, and her sympathy with its cause made her creep up the stairs by his rooms like a tremulous marauder. She was accordingly surprised when on the Sunday morning of her adventure with the mouse Dr. Paveley did not abruptly retreat into his room and shut the door, but stood 30 The Way Things Happen in the doorway and wished her a " Good afternoon " as she passed. His benevolence had been born of his pleasure in reading in his Sunday paper the review of a rival's book, in which his rival's work had been measured by the standard of the reviewer's opinion of that pre-eminent scholar Dr. Paveley's work ; on that page of the paper his light obscured the light of his adversary, as the sun obscures a halfpenny dip. And previously he had actually con- sidered the man arbitrary in his judgments, had in his more expansive moments denounced him as a " spoofer," one of the few live words in his vocabulary. Dr. Paveley, according to his Sabbatical custom, went to roost austerely during the afternoon at his club : Miss Paul went to St. Paul's Cathedral ; and as she stopped later than usual to hear the organ which was un- expectedly being played, and as the doctor's sitting was shortened by the necessity of dressing for dinner, earlier by an outrageous half-hour than he liked, the strange chance, . The Way Things Happen 31 which lurks behind all human endeavour, willed that they should meet on the doorstep. Coming from opposite sides of the crescent, each arrived at identically the same moment, key in hand, before the front door. Dr. Paveley's whole historical training and bias led him to disbelieve in chance. He sought for motive and immediately found one. " Allow me, madam," he said, and with sublime frigidity ignored the gentle suggestion that the evening was fine. Chance, however, or one of her attendant imps, continued to sport round the doctor. For the second time during his ten years' habitation of those rooms he thrust the wrong key the long key of his large roll-top desk into the keyhole, and in the keyhole it most wantonly stuck. He rattled it angrily, and succeeded in fixing it quite firmly. Too late he employed the deli- cate treatment which the intricacy of even an old-fashioned lock demands. His efforts were unavailing. "Imbecile and pig-like thing," he muttered. " Asinine not to employ such modern contrivances as civilisation has put 32 The Way Things Happen within our reach. Progress," he rattled the key with increasing anger, " so-called progress/ * he swore under his breath, "and asinine not to have a patent lock." " Haven't you, perhaps, the wrong key ? " Miss Paul ventured to suggest. "Yes, madam," declared Dr. Paveley. "Yes, madam, I have the wrong key and the wrong lock infernally the wrong lock." Miss Paul felt and the doctor's tone implied that she should feel that the lock and key and herself were found guilty of a base conspiracy against a higher power. " The wrong lock," he muttered, kicking the door and shaking it. "The wrong key," murmured Miss Paul, as though she were taking her part with due solemnity in a round game with children. The doctor heard her, and the adjacent gas- lamp played lime-light to his scowl. Miss Paul took a step forward. "Let me try my key," she faltered. " May I ask, madam, of what possible use even your key might be, when mine is The Way Things Happen 33 inextricably jammed into the lock ? " he icily rejoined, and stood with his hand off the key for the first time. The position was as painful as the ensuing silence. "Let me ring," said Miss Paul, timidly. "I am capable of that simple operation," retorted the doctor. He pressed the bell. They listened to its long, persistent sound. " They are, I am afraid, out." " Impossible," he vociferated, and beat a rat-tat with the knocker. The sound seemed to echo through the house, and then the church clock impassively announced the hour a quarter to seven. " Impossible," he re- iterated. "I am to dine in forty-five minutes at St. John's Wood dressed." " Dear me ! " said Miss Paul a little feebly. " Dear me ! forsooth ! " the doctor of letters snorted, and glared round as though for help. " I'm afraid you won't be able to dress," Miss Paul was obliged by sheer nervousness to say. " Do you realise, madam, that no one will be able to enter this house without the aid of a 34 The Way Things Happen locksmith ; that it is Sunday evening, and that it is highly improbable a locksmith can be found?" " Oh dear ! " said Miss Paul. The position, for all its seriousness, was fast overcoming her gravity. To hide her rising laughter, she stepped by her infuriated companion and put her hand on the key. And then whether it was the last trick of Chance (or one of her attendant imps), or whether the fierce raps on the door had loosened, what one may call the grip the key quietly allowed itself to be drawn from the lock. She hastily inserted the right key and opened the door. Dr. Paveley pushed by her with a gruff " Thank you," and stalked up the stairs. Miss Paul heard his bedroom door slam during her own soft-footed ascent at the very moment that she became aware that his key the offending key was still in her possession. In consequence, she crept by his door and hurried up the remaining stairs so exactly in her haste like a child at the game of " I spy " that she almost cried out an exultant " Home " The Way Things Happen 35 as she shut the door on herself in her own room. The perplexity, caused by her posses- sion of the key, cut short her exultation and mood of laughter. Dr. Paveley would surely want his key before his departure, and she could not face taking it back to him in person. At last she solved the difficulty by writing J said Dr. Paveley, feeling vaguely he had been the butt of some practical joke. " But I should be pleased to lend you my trap," hastily put in Miss Paul. The Way Things Happen 63 " Two sleepless nights, madam, have been the result." "Poor Faust!" she was constrained to murmur. " You'd 'ave said with all them cats," Mrs. Martin thought, as it were, aloud, " there'd 'ave been no mice, at any rate, whatever else there might V been." " I'll fetch the trap," said Miss Paul. " Need to be 'andy to set 'em nice. You'd best let me " and Mrs. Martin turned into the kitchen, saying as she disappeared, " It lies on the bottom shelf." " Thank you," Dr. Paveley comprehensively remarked. "Oh, Dr. Paveley, I wanted to speak to you," began Miss Paul, and hesitated, as Mrs. Martin returned with the trap in her hand and cheerfully held it out to the doctor. "Here it is," she said to him, "and quite at 'ome already ain't we ? " she said to Miss Paul. Rather lamely he took the trap, and rather gingerly he held it between thumb and 64 The Way Things Happen first finger, inspecting it out of a kind of courtesy. He stood with it in his hand and racked his brains for an apt allusion to the most famous of all mouse-traps, but getting no further than a mournfully facetious "Hamlet's thing," sniffed deferentially at it, more in the way of a lap-dog than of a terrier, for no very intelligible reason. "In workin' order ? " queried Mrs. Martin, and, stepping forward, she in a businesslike manner pressed the spring up and down, helping the doctor's hold on the trap with her own hand, and finally letting it snap with an approving " All right," she took her place in the odd trio in her habitual attitude. " I don't take to them patent things. Sup- posed to kill 'em outright, but catches 'em by the tail or leg, which, as often as not, breaks. Unsatisfact'ry. Crool too." She tightened her arms to her sides the movement a stage sailor makes when he " hists " up his breeches. " What I wanted to say " Miss Paul gently began again, but could not continue, mi '%** The Way Things Happen 65 confronting as she did the inert doctor with the mouse-trap still in his hand. The poor man's initiative had entirely gone by this time ; no vestige of any will remained to him. Mrs. Martin would almost have been obliged to push him quietly from the room before he could have left. He could not even which was fortunate for his imme- diate self-esteem realise his state. He began to smile, and there was no meaning in his smile. It expressed nothing but vacancy. The firelight danced on the grotesque face of Loki, but the small chair did not creak. So Mrs. Martin laughed comfortably and took that difficulty, as she was in the habit of taking most difficulties, upon herself. u Miss Paul here, and me, we'd been think- ing as there ain't no sense in havin' two women like me about the place, gettin' in each other's way, when it's one woman's job by rights easy, and you havin' no objection that I'd better see to yer wants and things. I could do for yer both, and keep yer both more comfortable than you'd ever been afore. And 66 The Way Things Happen it all fits in nice, as I know them pore land- ladies with their cats and all has only temp'ry help, and you c'u'd give me a try and see 'ow it suited. To say nothing of it being worther my while to take both jobs, and it's only fair to consider all parties like and be accom'dating, if you'll 'scuse me for 'aving spoke." z> 4v yovvcuTi /ceirat. Which is Greek for, God knows," he replied. "The receipts," he went gaily on, "of my last financial year were sixty-three pounds, five and fourpence. Honestly, to omit the farthing I picked up on the pavement. But," and his gaiety suddenly deepened to joy, " I know she's there." He leaned forward and said slowly, as though he were confiding to them both a solemn secret, " Mary ; she's like a spring morning." " You're a dear boy," said Constantia. "You and she would be friends," he declared simply. "There's the same quality about you. I recognised it at once. That's why I immediately loved you." He went to his overcoat and drew from the pocket with great difficulty a framed sketch. "Look," he said to Constantia ; " not bad ? " She saw a delicate water colour of a girl in white lying by a rose bush. His worship of Matthew Maris was obvious ; but the 230 The Way Things Happen thing was sincerely felt and the workmanship was good. " Beautiful ! " said Constantia. " Oh, don't you say that ! " he earnestly cried. " Fair 'prentice work. Gives an idea. . . . But beauty is life, the divine the great end of all work, all achievement, the touchstone, the essence oh, the tremendous all in all. And it's a mere Christmas card compared with what I had it in my mind to do. I've done better." Paul was looking at the little picture over Constantia's shoulder. While they were look- ing at it, Rupert suddenly said " May I call you Aunt Con ? " " Yes, do," she answered, laughing. Paul looked up and said, "Paint Aunt Con's portrait for me, will you ? " "What! Me?" " What are your terms ? Too busy ? " " Terms ! " he stammered and blushed ; " Terms ! Do you mean it ? A regular commission to paint her ! " " Isn't that your job ? Will you take fifty pounds ? Head and shoulders." The Way Things Happen 231 " You're not, are you, pulling my leg ? That wouldn't be cricket." " My dear boy, you should try and inspire your buying public with confidence ; not treat an order as though it were a wonder out of heaven." " But it is. It's the first real one I've ever had ; and you know there are the established swells." He mentioned the names of many portrait painters. " Yes, I know," said Paul, " but I choose to ask you." Rupert, for answer, seized Paul's hand and shook it between both his own hands in , silent rapture. "I think you'll do it beautifully," said Constantia. "And you can exhibit it when it's done," said Paul, "and call it