F. B.BAN THE LIBRARY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA LOS ANGELES COL JlIDSON OF AUBflMS: OR, A SOUTHERNER'S EXPERIENCE . AT THE NORTH. 7/f BY F. BEAN, AUTHOR OF " PUDNEY & WALP.* UNITED STATES BOOK COMPANY, SUCCESSORS TO JOHN W. LOVELL COMPANY, 150 WORTH STREET, CORNER MISSION PLACE, NEW YORK. COPYRIGHTED, 1893, BY UNITED STATES BOOK COMPANY. All Rights Reserved, CONTENTS. CHAPTER I. PAGE A Wicked Advertisement, 5 CHAPTER II. The Colonel makes the Acquaintance of a Yankee School masterA Superfluous Chapter, 24 CHAPTER III. Miss Tillie Courts the Colonel, 37 CHAPTER IV. The Gipps Family Resolve to know the Colonel's Secrets, 48 CHAPTER V. The Gipps Family at Fire Island, . . . ..'.-. .59 CHAPTER VI. The Adventures and Misadventures of the Gipps Family in the Catskills, .82 CHAPTER VII. The Colonel and the Boarders at Van Tassel's, . . . 121 CHAPTER VIII. The End of a Grand Speculation, 154 CHAPTER IX. The Boaders Keep Trampling on the Colonel's Political Corns .164 CHAPTER X. In Love with a Southern Girl, 174 CHAPTER XI. The Colonel Objects to a Republican Son-in-law, . . 180 CHAPTER XII. Miss Eva Marries a Mugwump, . . . . . 192 550165 COL. JTJDSON OF ALABAMA; OR, A Southerner's Experience at the North. CHAPTER I. A WICKED ADVERTISEMENT. ANTED By a Gentleman, a large, handsomely fur nished, well-ventilated room where people are not inquisitive. Address A. B. C., Herald Uptown Office. ONE hand held the advertising-sheet of the New York Herald, that unveiled mirror of the ways, the actions, the weaknesses, and the wickedness of man; the other grasped a large silver fork. On the table were the ample viands of a bountiful breakfast, and, close at hand, one of the attentive waiters of a first-class New York hotel. The stranger read the advertisement with absorbed interest twice through, then laid the sheet aside and concentrated his attention upon his breakfast with a gratified sense of relief. He could now see his way out of his perplexity. This advertisement, which his eye had accidentally fallen upon while waiting for his order to be filled, had, in one moment, enlightened him as to the customs here at the North. He would put an advertisement precisely like that in the Herald himself, as soon as he left the table. 6 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. But, he meditated as he buttered his muffins, what a commentary it was, though, upon the inquisitive- ness of the Yankees, when people were obliged to ad vertise like this ! What a state of society ! What an insult the Southern people would feel implied in such language ! But here at the North what else was a man with an important secret to do ? He shrank from writing the unpleasant words; but of course the peo ple here must be used to it. As soon as his breakfast was over, he rose from his chair, a giant in stature, the Herald still grasped in his hand. He was a colossus, broad-shouldered, full- chested, with a fine, open, intellectual face, a well- shaped head covered with dark, thick, glossy hair slightly inclined to curl, and here and there besprinkled with gray a head poised with quiet, imperial pride, while his eye and mien denoted one accustomed to power, authority, and deference ; and wherever he went he accepted the homage of the people around him as his heritage, for he was Colonel Judson of Alabama. Before the war he had been in the Legislature of his State, and had always been a leading man in local politics. There had been a time when he could ride five miles on his own land; and with his gold-headed cane across his saddle-bow he was everywhere de ferred to by whites and blacks and addresed as " Colo nel " far and wide, though his title was derived solely from his splendid physique, his aristocratic bearing, and his magnificent possessions. Like the rest of the Southern patricians, the Judsons were ruined by the war; but poverty could not abase them, privation could not humble them. Hiding their sorrows from the world, they lived in seclusion, main taining always their opinions, their prejudices, their self-respect, and their dignity; and the colonel re- A WICKED ADVERTISEMENT. 7 mained, as he had ever been, one of those Southern combinations of pride and generosity, haughtiness and graciousness, fire and mildness a man versed in all the graces of society, yet simple and ignorant of the common affairs of life, recognizing no world beyond the South, full of magnanimous pity for an admired acquaintance who had had the misfortune to be born elsewhere, and scarcely able to believe the sun and moon shone over the bleak hills of the North as over the rich fields of the South. He was here now from necessity; and with his usual magnanimit3 r , he looked about him with generous com passion upon the unfortunate inhabitants among whom he felt himself a man apart, almost a foreigner, by reason of every difference that can exist between man and man a difference emphasized now by his present peculiar position. For a generation or more it had been traditional in his family that they possessed an unclaimed property interest in the city of New York involving several entire blocks of houses in the most populous part of the city, and which, in their halcyon days, either indolence or innate family pride had pre vented their following up. But the daily discomforts of their present condition becoming more and more intolerable, the colonel at last had come North to es tablish his own and his family's rights and, if possible, retrieve his broken fortunes, placing his affairs in the hands of a prominent law firm ; and it appeared to be necessary that, for the present at least, he should re main here strictly incognito -a course to him annoy ing and degrading, he was so open, so candid, and so scornful of everything mysterious, suspicious, and equivocal. Thus it was he felt a perfect nightmare of secrets resting on his soul; and while considering the situa- 8 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. tion at the breakfast table the next morning, his eye fell on that wicked advertisement. But his mind once made up, he finished the meal with absolute peace, then went to his room, slavishly copied out the wicked advertisement, only substituting differ ent initials, and took it himself to the Herald office. It was already nearly midsummer, and the patrons of furnished rooms having nearly all gone to the coun try, heartlessly leaving their landladies to pay their rent the best way they could, these wretched people were too desperate to be o'er-particular, in hot weather, as to how they made ends meet, and the colonel next day found himself offered his choice of " large rooms/' "airy rooms," "rooms with hot and cold water," " rooms with southern exposure," which were univer sally guaranteed to be " in a first-class neighborhood," with " all conveniences " and " every comfort assured." And it was noteworthy that a large number neither asked nor offered references; but, on the contrary, he was assured that his would-be landlady would not be inquisitive, and was variously promised "perfect inde pendence " and " absolute freedom." Omnia bona bonis. The colonel, in his majestic sim plicity, perceiving no evil in any of these communica tions, started forth on a tour of inspection, and at about half-past five o'clock in the afternoon finally engaged what he believed to be a very comfortably furnished room on the second floor of a neat brown- stone house occupied by one Mrs. Gipps, widow woman, and her daughter, Miss Matilda; and after having, as he flattered himself, thoroughly inspected the prem ises he entered into possession that self-same night. Mrs. Gipps, assisted by Miss Gipps, whom he had not yet met, welcomed him at the front door, Mrs. Gipps struggling to look uninquisitive, and Miss Gipps A WICKED ADVERTISEMENT. 9 doing her best to look youthful and unsophisticated, while the elder lady sympathetically expressed the hope that he would like his room and that he would find everything- in order. Early the next morning, these two models of uniei- quisitive landladies, while busy at work and even more busy at discussing their lodger, heard a sound for which they had been intently listening all the morning, and for which all their senses were keenly on the alert. The front door closed. They were both of them, at that momentous junc ture, in the basement kitchen, where they had been engaged the past half-hour in the honest employment of taking in the morning's milk and the rolls for their frugal breakfast and in making their coffee over a gas stove. Rushing in breathless haste to the window, and peeping forth from behind the blinds, their eager, non- inquisitive eyes beheld their stalwart lodger, his se crets, his very name, locked within his breast, walking rapidly toward Sixth Avenue mayhap in quest of a breakfast. This long-expected , long-watched-f or event they would have awaited in the parlor where they might have heard the very first foot-fall in the room above, but that the cool and appropriate attire de manded by the rude labors of a sultry morning de lightfully comfortable, loose, brown gingham sacks and nether garments of striped seersucker not designed by the manufacturer for a lady's outward vesture scarcely enhanced the beauty of the younger lady or sustained the dignity of the elder; but their lodger having passed beyond their gaze, they hastened up the stairs with all the expedition possible, in their large, comfortable slippers that threatened to drop off at every step, and repaired forthwith to his sleeping-room. 10 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. " He hasn't unpacked, that's sure ! " cried Miss Gipps, rushing to the bureau and pulling out first one empty drawer and then another. " And his trunk is locked ! " cried Mrs. Gipps, " and it's full yet," she added, trying- to raise one end. " There's nothing in the pantry either, only a coat and a dressing-gown ! " wailed Miss Gipps. " And where's his night-shirt ? " shrieked Mrs. Gipps, staring in dismay at the bed. " He must have locked that up, too ! " screamed Miss Gipps. " Now, you see, it is just as I said ; that wa'n't his name, and he daren't unpack, for the marks on his clo'es ! " cried Mrs. Gipps in tones of deep conviction. "His name's no more Colonel Flushing than mine is!" " Here's a book ! " cried Miss Gipps, taking up a vol ume that had served the colonel for a writing-desk, when to their great delight what should fall out but a letter that he had written the night before ! " Read it! " screamed the mother; and the daughter, obeying her parent's virtuous demand with alacrity had deciphered enough to learn that it was addressed to " My dear Cornelia," that there was some mention of " my lawyers," and still more of " my landladies," the younger of whom he described as " a young lady of cold manners, possessing the usual Northern traits of frigid, passionless beauty," and that he was resolute in defeating Yankee inquisitiveness, when she paused excitedly to discuss the fragments she had puzzled out. "He expresses himself elegantly, I'll say that for him 'she possesses all the usual Northern traits of frigid, passionless beauty ! ' Yes, that's just me, right out ! Well, everybody says men are always attracted by their opposites ; and I'm sure he's a perfect type of A WICKED ADVEKTISEMENT. 11 a Southerner, so dark and languishing-. I judge he could love desperately ." " Well, he's right up and down positive about not letting anybody ask questions; so what we find out we've got to find out without asking him, or he'll be leaving," interjected the mother. " He must be rich," murmured Miss Gipps, from over the letter. " You see he's got lawyers, and he says," she screamed, " ' I gave the name of Colonel Flushing my maiden name, you know.' " A ring at the door-bell interrupted further perusal of the letter, which Miss Gipps hurriedly replaced in the book as- she had found it; and with her old shoes loudly clacking at her heels, the frigid, passionless Northern beauty fled to her room, while Mrs. Gipps hastily slipped into a dress and went to the door. It was, as she had divined, the colonel, who had just bought some envelopes and missed his letter. " Ah, good morning, madam," he cried, shaking her hand with cordiality. " I regret having been obliged to ring the bell. I trust you will pardon my negli gence in not asking you for a latch-key." " Oh, you are very excusable indeed," replied Mrs. Gipps, graciously. " I'll get you a key as soon as ever I can. Tillie! Tillie!" she called up the stairs, with a great affectation of parental fondness, " where is there a key for the colonel ? I'll get you one by the time you come in again, Colonel. I expect Tillie ain't up yet. You know young people sleep so late ! " The colonel thanked her and hurried up-stairs for the letter. He had great hopes that it had not been found; for Miss Tillie, it appeared, was not yet up, and Mrs. Gipps had only too plainly not quite finished her toilet when she opened the door. He found his room exactly as he had left it; the letter was in the book, and 12 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. he thankfully concluded that it had not been dis covered. He placed it in his pocket and again passed out with out encountering any one, Mrs. Gipps, being- afraid he would discover their examination of his letter, having taken refuge in the kitchen ; and Miss Tillie, conscious that her frigid, passionless Northern beauty was ill set off by a seersucker petticoat and clacking shoes, being still in her room peeping down the passage-way for a glimpse of her handsome admirer. The colonel departing, the young lady came forth and joined her mother in the kitchen, where, with much animated and diverting conversation concerning the lodger and his secrets, and many passionate regrets that they had not been more expeditious about read ing the letter, they ate their breakfast; after which Miss Tillie left her mother to finish up the work, say ing, "You know it's more important for me to be dressed than you/' and went and exchanged the seer sucker petticoat for a white cambric dress and blue ribbons, and seated herself by the parlor window to watch for the colonel's return. The bell rang about half-past one o'clock, just as Miss Gipps had gone down into the basement for her dinner, but with beating heart she flew back to open the door. The colonel nearly failed to recognize her. " Ah ! I beg your pardon ! Miss Gipps, I believe ? " "Miss Tillie, sir," amended the young lady, smiling with 3 r outhful archness, and displaying two rows of ex tremely beautiful teeth teeth that had a secret history of which she knew the colonel little dreamed. "Ah! I beg your pardon, madam. How are you this morning ? It is a very hot day," and the colonel grasped her hand and pressed it with all the ardor habitual to him in all his greetings with white men A WICKED ADVERTISEMENT. 13 and women, but which the young lady accepted as an other token of his admiration. She replied to his observation about the weather, that indeed it was an awful hot day, adding with deep solicitude : " Ma and me, Colonel, have been worrying 1 ourselves almost to death for fear you might get sunstruck." " Oh, no fear of that," replied the colonel, and then once more apologizing for ringing the bell, he again begged the favor of a latch-key. " Why ! hasn't ma given you a latch-key yet ? Well, I declare ! I'll see you get one right away." By this time the colonel was half-way up-stairs, and Miss Gipps, foregoing her dinner in her fear that he might escape while she was in the kitchen, seated her self in the parlor before the door. As he reappeared, she intercepted him in the hall, and, having no other reason or excuse for addressing him, said : " I've just ast ma for a latch-key, and she's going to order one for you right away." " Thanks ! thanks ! " returned the colonel, hastening away. " Have you long to stay out ? " anxiously pursued Miss Gipps. " It's so dreadful hot you hadn't better. I'm afraid you'll get sunstruck, indeed I am ! " " Oh, never fear ! I was born in a hotter climate than this." " Oh, you don't know," solemnly replied Miss Gipps. " I knew a Southern gentleman once. He came North in summer time just like you have, and he was sun- struck; and all because he thought he couldn't be." "Ah! indeed!" "Yes, it's a fact! I knew that gentleman myself. You'd better put up your umbrella." "Thank you! -thank you! I shall. Good morning, madam." 14 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. The colonel speedily vanished ; and Miss Gipps went exhilarated and elated down into the kitchen to pur sue her interrupted dinner. " Say ! " was her first exclamation to her mother, " he's ast for a latch-key ; but I don't want you to give him any. I want to let him in myself." " Mebbe he'll get one made/' suggested Mrs. Gipps. "Let him; and then I'll lock the door," calmly re turned the young lady. " I guess my head's level. I wish he wouldn't call me ' madam/ It makes me seem so old. I wonder if Southerners always call young ladies ' madam.' It's horrid ! " " What was you talking about so Ipng ? " " Dear knows ! " replied the daughter, with an os tentatious pretence of reticence. " I could hardly get away from him. He's very chatty. Told me how the heat affected him, and talked for a while about the cli mate he was born in, down South. Then next we got on to the subject of being sunstruck; and so it went on from one thing to another, till I thought he never would stop. I never had anybody take so much no tice of me on such short acquaintance before in my life! Goodness! how he did squeeze my hand! And wouldn't let go of it, either, till I know my cheeks must 'a' been crimson. I cautioned him to put up his umbrella to keep the sun off, and he seemed real pleased at me thinking of it. But I don't see what he could be going out for again ?" she added, with a troubled, far-off look. "He changed his coat, and just as he was going he took out a pocket-handkerchief, and I thought I saw a name on it. There! why didn't I think to go up to his room and see if he left anything in the pockets of the coat he took off ! " Without further delay, Miss Gipps left the table and hastened to make amends for this strange re- A WICKED ADVERTISEMENT. 15 missness on her part, exclaiming excitedly on her return : " Well ! I've made one big discovery. There wasn't anything in any of his pockets but a package of stamped envelopes, a pair of cotton gloves, and yester day's Herald. But I found out something for all! I thought I would just stop and look over the Herald a minute. I wanted to see the matrimonial advertise ments; and I found two marked ! See there! He must have marked 'em to answer; so now you see that ' dear Cornelia ' must be a sister or some relation or other." And Miss Tillie displayed the paper which the colonel had picked up somewhere already adorned with the pencil marks aforesaid. " This is yesterday's Herald" she added. " He must have marked these advertisements before he came here. So I needn't care. I don't believe he'll foller 'ern up now. But I don't see what he could be going out for again in the heat," she added anxiously. " It doesn't seem possible he could be going to see any other person after talking to me so pleasantly." " You put too much dependence in him," said the mother, emphatically. "He's a man, and this is New York City!" "Yes," responded Miss Tillie, "but I guess my chances are as good as anybody's!" " I wonder," murmured the mother, like one thinking aloud, "if he would miss one of those envelopes; I am going to write to that Dickel that used to have a room here and ask him to drop in some evening." "What for?" cried the daughter in astonish ment. " I was thinking Dickel would go to talking with the colonel about the South he was there so long; and mebbe the colonel would get to talking, and we 16 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. could find out more about him and you know how awful inquisitive Dickel is!" "I didn't think of that!" cried Miss Tillie, joyfully. Several days passed, and. no new discoveries had been made, when the Gipps family received a visit from a stranger who gave Mrs. Gipps and Miss Tillie some new data with which to carry on their specula tive conversations regarding the colonel's private affairs. The visitor was a tall, spare man, in a straw hat, a blue neck-tie with white dots, an alpaca coat, and dark-blue baggy trousers somewhat faded. He had a pale, bloodless face, covered with patches of dark- brown freckles, and a sparse, straggling red beard on his cheeks and chin; his hands were large, bony, and freckled; and his large open eyes and contracted lips gave promise of seeking more information than he im parted. Poor Mrs. Gipps immediately took the man for a detective; and there certainly was something pene trating and inquisitorial in the stranger's gaze as he fastened his cold, gray eyes upon her frightened vis age, and inquired if there was a Southern gentleman stopping there. Then he called himself " we," as if he alluded to the detective agency to which he belonged, and said such a person had been " traced " there. Mrs. Gipps, in great alarm, declined to answer the question till she had called her daughter in consul tation. She would only say she had lodgers, of course she always had lodgers that was the way she got her living; but, as to whether there was anybody in the house that hailed from the South, she couldn't think just that momenb she would speak to her daughter. Miss Gipps swept into the room, with her superior A WICKED ADVERTISEMENT. 17 intellect, her modern ideas, and her youthful spirits, and arrogantly demanded the visitor's reasons and motives for seeking this information. Suppose there was a Southern gentleman staying there, what then ? Did the visitor know him, and what did he want of him, what was his name, his business, and what did he know about him ? The supposed detective declined to impart any in formation; he only wanted to know if a Southern gen tleman was staying there. Miss Tillie declined to say, and the supposed detec tive then proposed a compromise. If he could be per mitted to look at the gentleman's baggage, he would, perhaps, arrive at the information desired; in which case, if it was the right party, he would let them know who and what he was. This proposition plunged Mrs. Gipps and Miss Tillie into a complicated train of thought. If the colonel was wanted by the authorities, they would lose their lodger, but they would know his secrets. They retired for private consultation, the result of which was they found that it was quite impossible to resist the temptation, come what might, of finding out something, and they resolved to show the man into the colonel's room. Miss Gipps was standing by the mantel-piece, near the colonel's trunk, watching with vigilant eyes for every change in the stranger's countenance as he en tered the room, looked at the trunk with a professional eye, and then knelt clown before it to examine the lock. " What's this ? I hear clockwork inside," he ex claimed. "Clockwork!" cried Mrs. Gipps and Miss Tillie in alarm. "Who were this man's referees?" abruptly de- 2 18 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. manded the crafty stranger, gazing 1 into the stricken faces of the Gippses with an air of grave suspicion. " His his referees! " stammered Mrs. Gipps, in deep embarrassment. " Why would you think I ought to ast for reference? He advertised for a room and and he was such a perfect gentleman, and a Southerner, too " " Now, ma," quickly interrupted Miss Tillie, " you don't know whether he's a Southerner or not; he never said he was." " I never said he was a Southerner," screamed Mrs. Gipps, in confusion. " I said I didn't ask for references, though perhaps I ought to, but I guess I forgot it, unless you ast, Tillie; did you?" "I don't recollect," haughtily retorted Miss Tillie. " If I did, I don't remember now who he referred to; and, besides, it's nobody's business but ours." " Well, my God ! " exclaimed the man, with an affec tation of astonishment and excitement that nearly frightened Mrs. Gipps into surrendering her lodger into his hands, " how do you know but he's a dyna miter ? Good God ! don't you know about that fel low Thomasson, who had clockwork like this in his trunk to blow up a steamer with dynamite? This man might be a Russian nihilist or an Irish conspira tor or a German socialist. Can you unlock this trunk in any way ? Or if you haven't any way to do it, sup pose you let me try a bunch of keys I have here ?" "I I don't know what to say," stammered Mrs. Gipps; " I suppose I could send out and get some keys or you might try what you've got." "I shouldn't advise you to undertake any such thing!" quickly interrupted Miss Tillie. "Dynamiter or no, we don't want to get into State prison unlocking other folkses' trunks," she added, thinking within her- A WICKED ADVERTISEMENT. 19 self, however, that it was an idea they might act upon in private. " What good would it do the man to blow up our house, I'd like to know?" she continued, turn ing fiercely upon the stranger. " He'd set all his own clo'es afire and might be killed himself." The stranger, who had no idea that the ticking ma chinery came from anything more murderous than a little clock, and had entirely different reasons for desiring to open the trunk from the one professed, merely replied that, if this was the man he was after, he didn't pretend there was any likelihood of his blow ing up his landlady's house by design. "But dynamite is very uncertain stuff," he said. " Besides this, you might have the police after you for harboring the man. He is a tall, large, broad-shoul dered, dark-complexioned man, isn't he ? " " You've ast that twice a'ready," sharply cried Miss Tillie, before her mother could commit herself. "You don't show us no authority to come here and pry into our affairs; and if I was ma I'd show you the door." Mrs. Gipps quailed at these courageous words of her daring offspring; but the stranger heard her with im perturbable tranquillity, and, not in the least embar rassed or offended, he took his departure; and Miss Gipps and her mother, in high excitement, discussed the event. They were unanimously of the opinion that the man was a detective; but concerning the question as to what the colonel had been doing that a detective should be after him, they at first differed widely. Mrs. Gipps was taken in about the dynamite and thought the colonel must be some great political refugee; and she was as afraid as death to stand within a dozen yards of the suspected trunk. But Miss Tillie laughed the idea to scorn. The detective, she declared, had 20 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. been put on the colonel's track by some woman's jeal ous husband that was the whole story; and what he wanted to open the trunk for was to steal the woman's letters ! "Well, well, well!" cried Mrs. Gipps, "I never thought of that ! I don't believe that ticking- comes from anything- more'n a clock. Well, what are we go ing to do ? " Miss Tillie was wrapped in meditation. She was anxious to put the colonel on his guard against the detective, or else he might be suddenly compelled to seek safety in flight, but then here was another diffi culty. Should they inform him of the man's visit, he might remove to other quarters and they would lose him anyhow. " I don't think we had better say a word about it just yet a while," said Miss Gipps decisively ; " less wait and see what'll turn up." And her mother acquiesced. In the course of a few days, standing on the front steps of the Gipps mansion at about half-past one o'clock in the afternoon, watching the magnificent fig ure of the colonel who had just left the house, Miss Tillie saw a man with sparse red whiskers, a white straw hat, blue, baggy trousers, and an alpaca coat step out from under the awning of the drug store at the Corner and walk slowly after their lodger. Miss Gipps, thrilled with the excitement of the ad venture looming up ahead, seized her hat from the hat-rack in the hall, snatched her sun umbrella, and, without other preparation, started in pursuit. The colonel proceeded on his way unconscious of the army in the rear, and turned down Sixth Avenue, closely followed by the red-whiskered man, who was closely followed by Miss Gipps. The colonel walked slowly down the avenue one A WICKED ADVEETISEMENT. 21 block and entered a small, unpretentious, economical restaurant. The red -whiskered man followed the colonel, and Miss Gipps followed the red-whiskered man. The colonel was already seated at a round table in the centre of the room facing the door when his pur suers entered, and, although his polished manners and refined countenance contrasted sharply with his hum ble surroundings the soiled table-cloth, the swarms of flies, the slovenly waiters, and the plebeian patrons, yet there was nothing in his demeanor to indicate his consciousness of this as he politely gave his order to a waiter with a very dirty apron and an equalty dirty face. The red-whiskered man slipped into the seat nearest the door and ordered something cheap; but Miss Gipps, who by this time had finished pulling on her mitts, swept into the middle of the room, bowed gra ciously to the astonished gentleman at the round table in the centre, and made a feint of seating herself at a side-table near by, when the colonel arose and invited her to his own table. The man with the sparse red whiskers the colonel did not observe ; nor did this individual appear to ob serve him. Miss Gipps, with a fine affectation of delighted sur prise, accepted the colonel's invitation. She didn't want anything to eat, she excitedly de clared; she hadn't any appetite; but she would just take a porter-house steak, Saratoga chips, some sliced tomatoes, a glass of iced tea, some red raspberries and Vienna rolls; and she was very particular about hav ing some chipped ice on both the tomatoes and rasp berries. After giving this little order, she turned to the colo nel, exclaiming with quivering voice: 22 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. " Colonel, you don't know what brings me here! " The colonel courteously expressed his unqualified ignorance and his entire readiness to listen to the ex planation. " Well, Colonel, I don't know what you'll think of me taking- so much interest in in you ! Colonel, do you see that red whiskered man down there by the door ? " " Yes, I see a man with red whiskers near the door." " Well, Colonel, just consider," she continued in a sensational whisper, " whether there is anj^body in this city or anywhere else that would set a detective on your track! " And the colonel gazed from her to the man and back to her again in gentlemanly astonish ment. Miss Gipps was encouraged to proceed with her sensational narrative. " I saw him, Colonel," she cried impressively, "I saw him with my own eyes fol lowing you along the street, and that's why I started after. Dear me ! I never was so frightened in all my life. I was ready to die ! Colonel ! I beg of you to take care of yourself! " " I am exceedingly obliged to you, madam, for the pains you have taken to inform me of this " Ah, Colonel, I'd have kept up the chase ten miles! " "I am exceedingly obliged; but I know of no reason why this man should be designedly following me. Here is your lunch. I see by the papers there is music in Central Park this afternoon. You ought to go out* you and your mother. The air would do you good." "Ma never cares to go; and as for me, I don't want to go alone. I'd like to go. I've been dying to go to the Casino all summer; but ma doesn't want to go and I can't go alone of course. I wanted to go to the Lyceum last week more than I can tell you. But how can I go ? I would dearly love to go out to Central A WICKED ADVERTISEMENT. 23 Park Garden, too, some evening and hear Gilmore's band; but I can't go alone." " No, certainly not what a glorious thing it will be for your sex when the millennium comes! All men will then be gentlemen, and all women ladies, and you can walk the streets at midnight without harm or re proach." "O Colonel! what a lovely idea that is now! But the millennium hasn't come yet, and what's a body going to do till it does ? " " You must have patience, faith, hope, and courage." By this time Miss Gipps, being a rapid and diligent eater, the greater and better part of the porterhouse steak had disappeared, together with all the chips, tomatoes, raspberries, rolls, and cold tea, and they rose from the table; while the red- whiskered man near the door, who had had a great ado to make his economi cal repast of wheaten grits and milk outlast the lady's sumptuous meal, also rose and followed them. "Colonel! O Colonel! that man's behind us!" cried Miss Gipps, in the colonel's ear, tugging hard at his arm. " I thank you, madam, for your thoughtfulness," re plied the colonel, without noticing the fellow. " It is really quite immaterial whether he follows me or not," he added, though vaguely wondering whether the man might not be an emissary of his legal opponents. " Colonel, you musn't get reckless," murmured Miss Gipps, solemnly, in his ear. The colonel returned with her as far as the corner where he took a street-car, and Miss Gipps started toward home; not, however till she had seen the man with the red whiskers follow the colonel into the car. 24 COL. JUDSON OP ALABAMA. CHAPTER II. THE COLONEL MAKES THE ACQUAINTANCE OF A YANKEE SCHOOLMASTER A SUPERFLUOUS CHAPTER. IF the Gipps family had bargained away their in herent right to ask questions when they answered their lodger's peculiar advertisement, their visitors were cer tainly not bound by any such cruel stipulation; and, as they had both declared, they knew if Mr. Dickel missed asking- the colonel anything he wanted to find out, it would be something new for him; hence their polite invitation for him to drop in and spend the even ing, and make the acquaintance of a Southern gentle man he was so partial to Southern people an invi tation of which he availed himself in due course of time. Mr. Dickel was a little man, with a leonine, ferocious aspect about the face and head due to a remarkable growth of hair which rolled back from his forehead in thick, wavy, iron-gray masses and fell around his neck in a shaggy mane, while a huge, bushy, curling mus tache reached below his jaw and mingled with the hair of his head about the neck; heavy, jet-black, shaggy eyebrows formed full semicircles over a pair of very large, bulging, black eyes, giving him a peculiar, but very disagreeable expression, which, attracting toward him the prolonged gaze of every one he met, confirmed and strengthened his opinion that few per sons on earth equaled him in importance. The backs A YANKEE SCHOOLMASTER. 25 of his hands possessed the same hirsute nature as his face and head, while his attire evinced a mind superior to the trivialities and vanities of dress. In a state of nature, Mr. Dickel was crabbed, mo rose, and hard to please; but a little palaver, a little egregious flattery, would convert him, for a brief while, into a mood of simpering amiability. He was a man of but slender education, although in early life he had been a schoolmaster and had lived as such in various parts of the South. But limited as was his learning, he was yet pedantic, dictatorial, and dogmatic, esteem ing himself the superior of almost everybody and the peer of all the rest. This perfect man, when he was down South, was always telling the people down there that there was no place fit to live in but the North; nothing was ever done right anywhere else, nothing made right, noth ing cooked right, nothing tasted right. But when he came back home, he as stubbornly maintained that he wished he had stayed in the South. Down there he never caught cold, the climate was " elegant," the people agreeable, and everything was done to suit him. In short, Mr. Dickel was always down on present com pany, on existing things, on everything that those about him liked. The only praise he was ever known to utter of any body or anything was spoken of the absent to make present company feel their deficiencies, or to show up, by contrast, the defects or imperfections of something he was tr3 7 ing to run down. As to his politics: in the company of Democrats he was a red-hot Republican, aggressive and insolent; in the society of Republicans, he was a Democrat of the most pronounced type, standing up for everything the ^Republicans were down on; and whether posing as Democrat or Republican, 26 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. everybody that belonged to the other party was not only a fool but a villain to boot. No sooner did Mr. Dickel's big, bulging-, black eyes rest upon the handsome features and colossal form of the high-bred, courtly Southerner, than all his usual antipathy for present company was aroused ; and the ceremony of introduction having been performed, he threw himself airily into an arm-chair, and thus as sailed the peaceable stranger: " Well, sir, I lived in the South quite a number of years! I natter myself, sir, I know a little something about you folks down there and your peculiar insti- tootion that was, sir!" " Ah, indeed, you have been in the South ! " politely returned the colonel, ignoring the indelicate allusion to the " peculiar institootion that was." " Yes, sir, I was in the South before the war, quite a number of years; and I have been down there a couple of times since. I was there, sir," he cried, rais ing his voice to an oratorical pitch, his vehemence in creasing, " when you folks made traffic of human flesh and blood, sir," and here his hairy fist came down hard on the arm of the chair. " And I was there," he con tinued, " when you were undergoing the well-merited penalty of your hid jus crimes, sir ! " For one moment there was a flash of indignant as tonishment in the Southerner's eyes; but his superior breeding triumphed. He attempted no reply and Dickel rushed impetuously and relentlessly on. " Well, sir, I used to have m&ny a long argument with you folks down there before the war (I came near getting tarred and feathered!); but I never could con vince a slaveholder that slavery would ever be abol ished and that there was any sin in that institootion. That had to be licked into you folks down there, sir, A YANKEE SCHOOLMASTER. 27 by Northern muskets and Northern cannon. Well, sir, I saw what slavery was; and what I always pre dicted came to pass slavery was abolished, the black man was freed, and the South to-day and ever since the war, has been undergoing ju-st what I prophesied she has been getting her deserts ! It's awful, terrible, I know the disorders, the anarchy, that reigned there : but can't you see, yourself, sir, the hand of God in all that ? The Bible says, ' The Lord God is merciful and gracious and long-suffering, but by no means clearing the guilty; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children's children unto the third and fourth generation.' " "Then," replied the colonel, "why should the North not suffer with us ? It was our common ancestors who sanctioned and legalized slavery North as well as South. The Constitution of the United States, which guaranteed not only slavery, but even protected the slave-trade for a limited period, was framed by dele gates from both sections, and was adopted by all the thirteen colonies." " Ah ! but you Southerners," cried Dickel, " held on to slavery after all the rest of the Christian world got their eyes open and saw the sin in its right light. England abolished slavery in her colonies in 1834. The serfs of Russia were emancipated by imperial ukase in 1842; while here in the United States the South alone refused to give up slavery. In the North it was prohibited by one State after another, although it had been practically dead here long before. Our people here didn't wait for the State to step in and take their slaves away." " That was very shrewd," replied the colonel, " and it appears to me that it was very easy to abolish slav ery when it no longer existed. The North, as you say, 28 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. did not free her slaves on their owners' hands. The prohibition of slavery in the North emancipated no slaves. They had already been sent South and sold, for the simple reason that slave labor could not be profitably employed here. During the long, cold win ters of the North, there was not work enough to pay for their maintenance ; in fact, even in the slave States it had long ago been found that breadstuffs and the staples of the North could not be profitably cultivated by slave labor: hence in Delaware slavery was nearly dead before the war; so also in Maryland; in Virginia it was fast dying out, and, in time, had it been allowed to die a natural death, it would have receded South along the entire border. In the far Southern States, where the labor of the slave was profitable on the cot ton and sugar plantations, and where no other labor was to be had but that of the blacks, it would, of course, have made a stand; but when it existed only in so small a number of the States of our Union, the consciences of a majority of our representatives in Congress would doubtless have awakened to the sin the crime of slavery as did those of the representa tives in your State legislatures here at the North, when, with the Southern planters' money for their slaves in their pockets, they framed bills and amend ments to their constitutions for the prohibition of slavery; and so, in the same way, slavery would have been abolished by Congress the only legal way to have accomplished the object under republican insti tutions." " Oh, well," cried Dickel, " but there would have been a great howl from the slave-owners. They would have claimed pay." "Certainly; England paid, so did Russia; and the South paid the North let not that be forgotten the A YANKEE SCHOOLMASTER. 29 South paid the North for every one of the slaves which the Northern people emancipated by sending 1 them South to be sold under the hammer ! If the Southern planter asked to be indemnified, it would have been but justice to him that he should have been. I should be at a loss to understand that state of a man's con science or that sense of justice that would allow him to sell his slaves to another, and then, with the money in his pocket, go into Congress and set free those very slaves which the other had bought and paid him for, and then refuse the latter all compensation. The Emancipation Proclamation of Abraham Lincoln can only be justified as a war measure. It was a crushing- blow at the Southern Confederacy, and as such alone can it be defended either from the standpoint of the statesman or the Christian. If Lincoln himself had not so regarded it, why did he so long- defer it in de fiance of the ardent wishes of so many of his most zealous friends and supporters and in spite of the pres sure brought to bear upon him by the swarms of aboli tionists who flocked around him, openly expressing- their disgust and indignation at what they esteemed his half-hearted interest in the cause they championed, even to the extent of charging- him with treachery and pusillanimity ! " " Well, sir, if that is so," replied Dickel, " the war was a great blessing to the poor nigger. You may say slavery was dying out, but I saw no signs of it when I was down there. The Southern people didn't look upon the negroes as human beings. Gracious heavens ! when I think about it, I wonder how such a large num ber of people could be g-ot together to uphold and per petuate such a monstrous institution ! " " We of the South were born to slaverj 7 . We inher ited the institution from our ancestors, and from your 30 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. ancestors of the North. If we saw its defects and drawbacks, we saw no escape from it. The blacks are the only laborers we have in the South; and there ap peared no possibility of securing the labor of an indo lent, shiftless, improvident, and capricious race except by holding them in bondage a course universally be lieved to be as necessary to their own welfare as vital to the interests of their masters. Thus we justified the institution. We were used to it. We saw it among our virtuous neighbors and our respected and beloved friends; and we went to our churches and prayed to our God and slept without a fear of the Judgment." " That's very true ! " cried Dickel, excitedly. " You couldn't see slavery as a sin. You had to have that idea licked into you by Northern guns and Northern bayonets! When I was down there I used to be all the time arguing and trying to persuade you folks of your errors ; but arguments were good for nothing, and, as I said, I came near being tarred and feathered. It took powder and cannon balls to clear out your minds and sharpen up your understanding. I couldn't help being amused when I went down there after slavery was abolished to see how gunpowder had changed men's opinions. Some of the very men I used to argue with about the wickedness of buying and selling human beings were ready to admit that the South was better off without slavery that it was cheaper in the end to hire their laborers when they wanted them and turn them off when there was nothing to do, and not be compelled to support the young, the old, and the sick, and to bury the dead." " You discern some of the advantages which the in stitution secured to the negroes, I perceive, Mr. Dickel," interposed the colonel. " The slave knew no hard A YANKEE SCHOOLMASTER. 31 times, was never thrown out of employment, never forced to go on a tramp and beg- his food from door to door, never lived in dread of the almshouse or Potters field, even as the result of his own idleness and im providence." " Well, sir, I see you still uphold the institootion," returned Dickel, satirically. " No," replied the colonel, decisively. "Slavery has been the curse of the South. The whole burden of the iniquity of our common ancestors, which, according to your Biblical edict, should have been visited upon the whole land, has fallen upon the South alone. The North had experimented with slave labor and aban doned it as unprofitable; yet the South alone has paid the dreadful penalty for every black man torn from the wilds of Africa and brought here to be enslaved." " You forget the war the blood and treasure that slavery cost the North," interrupted Dickel. " By no means," replied the colonel. " The war cost the North many lives and limbs; but her treasure remains. The war gave boundless prosperity to the North ; but the South was ruined, bankrupted. Con sider her terrible condition when the war ended! With no representation in Congress, no voice rising in her behalf, abandoned by all the world, having just issued from the deadliest of conflicts, financially shat tered, the condition of her people was pitiable in the extreme : and the North, discrediting the sincerity of their promised allegiance, settled upon that long, weary, suicidal policy qualified 'Reconstruction' a policy born of excitement and passion for the idea cannot, for a moment, be entertained that the ruin of a once magnificent, noble people can have been the de liberate aim of enlightened Christian statesmen." " Congress handled you the best way it could," cried 32 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. Dickel. " It was a pretty bad mess you'd got your selves into. I don't know what better could have been dotie with you. But I guess if you hadn't lost your niggers you could have stood all the rest. There's where the shoe pinched! But you folks down there must get used to things and learn to work like we do here in the North! Slavery is dead, thank Heaven! and if there was no other proof of the sufferings it wrought upon the negroes, it would be found in the great joy with which they hailed their freedom/' " That was because, to their ignorant minds, free dom signified immunity from labor. Had they felt the passionate desire for liberty which they are poet ically imagined to have felt, many of them could have bought their freedom. The field hands had their little plots of ground given them by their masters where they raised vegetables, fruits, chickens, and eggs, which they sold for their own benefit ; in their evening hours of leisure and holidays they cured moss for mattresses, made horse-collars of bark and corn-shucks, baskets and chairs of white- oak splits, and scrubbing-brushes and brooms of corn- shucks, all of which they sold for themselves. The men also sold the furs of animals which they trapped and the fish they caught; while the house servants and those in hotels were in constant receipt of fees from guests. But one and all, they spent their money in finery or childish indulgences. The women bought gay parasols, bright kerchiefs, fancy dresses, and ornaments; the men bought tobacco, har monicas, banjos, jewsharps, accordions, and when they could get it secretly, they bought whiskey and rum ; and both men and w r omen bought candy and sweet meats. Now conceive such a character as Mrs. Stowe's Dred, burning for liberty and spending even the small est part of the price of his own freedom in a jewsharp A YANKEE SCHOOLMASTER. 33 or an accordion ! Such characters never had actual existence anywhere in the South." " Well, sir ! well, sir ! " cried Dickel, " the poor darkey is a pretty bad fellow according to your story ! " "It is to Northern illusions concerning the negro and his sufferings," continued the colonel, disregarding the interruption, " that the war and its terrible conse quences were mainly due. I am sure the Northern people of to-day, looking back from their present knowledge of the negroes as they see them now in their own midst, must feel acutely the difference be tween the negro of romance and the negro of reality." " Well, sir, well, sir ! " cried Dickel, " to hear you, one would think we had the war to fight all over again. But, thank Heaven, the poor negro is a freeman and a citizen, sir; and Congress has enacted wise laws to protect him against the malevolence of the Southern people and to insure him their respect." " Men cannot be legislated into the respect of the world," replied the colonel. " Give a man a champion and he feels that he has an oppressor; a defender, and he feels that he has a grievance. The only effect of such legislation is to deepen the enmity and antag onism between the two races; to increase the arro gance, the turbulence, and the dissatisfaction of the blacks, and to intensify the hatred of the whites, with out securing to the negroes any real advantage, social, political, or industrial. It keeps alive the mem ory of fancied wrongs, and inspires those acts of vin- dictiveness and lawlessness that arouse at once the terror and the hatred of the whites. The blacks of the South actually accept every law passed by Con gress for their especial protection as a new license to commit depredations and atrocities on their former masters. No advantage has accrued to them thus 3 34 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. far from such legislation in their behalf, except the ad vantages derived from their acts of rapine, violence, and the lowest, vilest cunning- which these laws en courage. It was all unnecessary, useless, and in the highest degree impolitic considered both as to its effects on the sore feelings of the conquered people of the South and upon the ignorant blacks, who could not rightly understand its true import; and it was dan gerous to society both in its immediate and its remote effects on the relations of the two races." " Well, well/' cried Dickel, " it is astonishing to see what hostility you Southerners manifest toward every measure of the government for the improvement of the condition of the poor nigger when you should show your appreciation of its clemency toward you rebels by steadfast loyalty and by every act of patriotism within your power." " What were the first measures of the government to restore the empire of the Union over the hearts of the Southern people ? Was it to be accomplished by the infliction of the Freedman's Bureau, that modern inquisition that sowed the seeds of discord between the negro and his former master in every Southern household ? Was it to be accomplished by sending down upon us the buzzards of the North to prey upon us without pity and without remorse ? to reign over us like the satraps of the East over a crushed and fallen people ? to insult, humiliate, and oppress us daily men of low affinities, of degraded habits, utterly without shame, without conscience, without fear of a reckon ing, and indifferent to public opinion ? Or was it to be accomplished by imposing on us, at the instance of Northern cormorants, the shysters of the Tombs to sit as judges in our courts, to recover, by partisan de cisions and corrupt judgments, the ante-war claims of A YANKEE SCHOOLMASTER. 35 Northern merchants which had trebled and quadru pled by time and costs ? Or did the government think to arouse the enthusiasm and gratitude of an impover ished and despondent people by its imposition of a bur densome tax on cotton at a time when they had no representation in Congress? Or was it expected to foster patriotism and to awaken rejoicings for the sal vation of the Union by the provisions of the Civil Rights Bill, and by the premature enfranchisement of the negro whereby he was enthroned over his former mas ter and became a lawmaker while he was yet a law breaker, and was enabled to sit in legislative halls though ragged and barefoot, and unable to read the ballots that elected him ? The Northern mind can never conceive of the terrible sufferings of the South ern people in those dreadful days when our domestic hierarchy was broken up and our muscles were taken away from us ; and it seems as if the government de signed to drive us to desperation, not to conciliate us." "You brought it all on yourselves!" cried Dickel. "You brought it all on yourselves! There's nothing jolly about war! But you folks down there, you fired the first gun don't you forget that ! You can't point to the sufferings you brought on yourselves as any excuse for your want of patriotism. Congress handled you the best way it could." " Surely never was state-craft less scientific. Every measure for the reconstruction of the Southern States utterly failed to accomplish the one object for which a government is necessary the peace and tranquillity and prosperity of the people. Yet surprise is expressed that we are not become fervid patriots because we were not all caught and hanged." " I am afraid, sir," cried Dickel, " that you are a sad pessimist. One would think, to hear you, sir, that the 36 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. government had done nothing to give you folks a lift, and that the whole South had gone to the demnition bow-wows. Slavery is dead, sir, and that's all you folks down there have got to howl about; and you'll have to learn to work and make the best of things like we do here at the North." " Yes, slavery is indeed dead," responded the colonel; "and certainly it must have died a natural death at some time in the future; but its violent, untimely, unnatural taking off has entailed untold misery upon the white people of the South misery from which it will take more than one generation to recover." "Well, sir," cried Dickel, rising to take his leave, " Ave'll have to have another war, I guess. I have been a schoolmaster in my time; when I had an unruly boy I thrashed him; when I got through, if he under took to remonstrate or complain of his punishment, I thrashed him again." The colonel had risen with the visitor, and, towering like a giant above the little man, still mild and sub lime, quietly answered : " Let us hope we shall never have another such war, Mr. Dickel. I am happy to have met you, sir. It is well the people of the North and South should know each other's opinions, and the point of view from which these questions are seen." "Well, sir," replied Dickel, pompously, "if you have derived any benefit from the views I have promul gated, it is a great satisfaction to me. You ought to remember that slavery is dead, the Union has been saved; and the sooner you folks down South get used to things and knuckle down to work, the better. I wish you good evening, sir." MISS TILLIE COURTS THE COLONEL. 37 CHAPTER III. MISS TILLIE COURTS THE COLONEL. MR. DICKEL had no sooner taken his departure than Miss Tillie, who had several times fallen asleep during the long and tedious conversation between that gen tleman and the colonel on the South and its institu tions, and, in fact, had slumbered peacefully through all the latter part of it, arose from her mother's shoulder with some ill-disguised stiffness of the joints and tor pidity of intellect, exclaiming: "Gracious! I'm glad he's gone! I could hardly keep awake hearing him preaching." And by this time, having rubbed her face over several times with her hands, she was quite awake, and added with rather more of her usual sprightliness : " Colonel, there's no use caring anything about what that Dickel says. He's always bound to be contrary. Now just to hear him talk about the South! How sassy he was! The idea of his talking to you about slavery when you owned slaves yourself! The sassy thing! Why, Colo nel, do you know, one while I expected every minute you would knock him down ! I've always heard South erners were so fiery ! " " My dear madam, you and your mother were pres ent! Mr. Dickel could do or say nothing to cause me to forget that." " Ah ! but do you think," cried the young lady, with spirit, " that ma and I wouldn't have been only too glad to see you giving it to him ! " 38 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. " I feel that I ought to apologize for allowing my self to prolong the conversation, which must have been very wearisome to you and your mother/' " Oh, not at all/' returned Miss Tillie, complacently. "I'd rather hear gentlemen talk politics than talk horse, any day. Only, if Dickel hadn't been so sassy. Now, for my part I think I'd a good deal rather live in the South than here in New York ; wouldn't you, ma ? " " Yes," sleepily replied Mrs. Gipps. " I think I would like it in the South." "Yes, I'd like to go South very much, Colonel," again cried Miss Tillie, confidingly. " Only think, ma, to be where peanuts grow! And oranges, and figs, and to see cotton growing! How queer! Colonel, do peanuts grow on trees or bushes ? " " Oh, neither ! They grow in the ground and are plowed up like potatoes." " Oh, goodness, how funny ! " cried Miss Tillie, in her sweet, girlish way. " I guess that must be the reason why some people call them ground nuts! And do figs and oranges grow in the ground too, Colonel ? " Now, Miss Tillie knew better than this, but she wanted to look up into the colonel's face so childlike and simple and receive his instruction. " Oh no, indeed," replied the colonel; " figs grow on trees which send up clusters of stems from their roots all around the main trunk, and all bearing fruit alike; and oranges grow on a tree about the size of a small apple-tree." " And how does cotton grow, Colonel; does that grow on trees, too ? " "No; cotton is a ligneous plant, and grows, accord ing to the natural fertility of the soil, from three feet to six and nine feet high, and is planted in rows, and grows in stalks about a foot or less apart." MISS TILLIE COURTS THE COLONEL. 39 " And how does it look, Colonel, when it's growing ? " pursued Miss Tillie, with a fine display of girlish inter est and simplicity. "Its flower, when first opening, is white, and turns the second day to a beautiful pink. This becomes bolls of cotton which grow to the size of walnuts in their rind; when mature, the bolls burst and the cotton locks hang out; and the parent stem is a continual succession of blooms, green bolls, and open cotton till the frost kills the stalk." " Oh, how lovely ! How I would love to see it ! " en thusiastically cried Miss Tillie. "Yes; a cotton field in bloom is a beautiful sight, with its white and variegated pink and dark-red flow ers," replied the colonel. " Don't sugar and molasses grow down South, too, Colonel ? " pursued the young lady, with the same sim plicity as before. "We raise but little sugar-cane in Alabama; that is a staple of Louisiana." " Then, don't you know how it looks, Colonel ? " " Sugar-cane growing looks like a corn-field, but the foliage is much heavier and its stalks are stouter than corn. The stem is succulent, and is cut down and run through cylinders, the juice pressed out and boiled down to molasses, out of which sugar is made." "Oh my! how I do want to see all those things grow ! " cried Miss Tillie, longingly. " How mean for Dickel to talk so! I am just dying to go down South; and nobody need ever be afraid of me associating with the niggers ! Anything but that ! I just despise 'em as much as ever you do, Colonel, and would always hold them off at arm's length." "Madam, you misunderstand me if you think I har bor any animosity toward the negro. The Southern 40 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. people could not hate the negro. We grew up with them around us. We could not hate a race that pro duced our fond aunties who guided our feeble steps in infancy and answered, as far as possible, a thousand childish questions. The negroes were not only a ne cessity for the sordid benefits derived from their labor; they dwelt in our heart of hearts. We could not hate them. We only deprecate their perversion since their emancipation." "Well, Colonel, I know you don't like to speak out, 'specially here in the North. But with me you needn't be afraid to say what you think. Now, I believe in slavery, Colonel, and if I had my way I would make every plaguey nigger in the country a slave again. You needn't think I'm a Republican. I'm a dyed-in- the-wool Democrat, and so I was all through the war, and a secesh, too. But hear me talking about what I was before the war as if I was a hundred years old now ! " cried the young lady, with a sudden rush of memory. " I was only the littlest mite of a tot then, of course; but I've been a politician ever since I was that high," and Miss Tillie designated the altitude of a di minutive infant. " I was an awful forred little thing ! " she added fondly. " You ought to 'a' heard me talk politics when I wasn't more'n three years old, Colonel. I had my opinions and talked like a patriarch." " It must have been interesting indeed," replied the colonel, " and would certainly have been appreciated by a Southerner to hear words of sympathy from the lips of a Northern babe." " That's just it, Colonel. Even when I was a baby, a little teenty tonty baby, my eyes filled with tears at the wrongs done you poor Southerners; and if you live in this house till doomsday (and I'm sure I hope you will!) you'll never hear anything from me but MISS TILLIE COURTS THE COLONEL. 41 words of sympathy. You'll never hear me crow'n over the South for being beaten. My heart fairly bleeds for you to think of your losing so much. It must have been awful, dreadful ! I wonder it didn't drive you crazy." And, perceiving at last the golden opportunity for finding out something of the colonel's private affairs, she added, " I s'pose you must 'a' lost a great many slaves." " Yes," replied the colonel, " we were ruined by the war. Even what was left to us after our slaves were liberated we were despoiled of by raiders and by camp followers wherever the victorious army swept through the land. The Northern people have no conception of what hardships, what losses, were entailed on the peo ple of the South, not only by the army itself, but by the rabble that followed in its rear." " O Colonel, I wish you would tell me all about the war and all you passed through, yourself," again cried Miss Tillie, not yet in despair of finding out something. " You don't know how much interest I take in any thing about the South. Did you ever see Jeff Davis ? " she pursued, to lead the colonel into his biography. " Yes, I know Mr. Davis well," replied the colonel. " Gracious ! " cried Miss Tillie, looking at him with increased interest. " A better, nobler man never breathed," continued the colonel ; whereat Miss Tillie, in her astonishment forgetting, for the moment, her rebel affinities, cried out: "Why, I thought Jeff Davis was an awful bad man ! " "My dear madam," returned the colonel, regarding her with magnanimous compassion, " you have been shamefully deluded by the misrepresentations of that great and good man. Mr. Davis was a patriot, a 42 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. statesman, and a noble-hearted Christian gentleman, whom the whole South reveres." " Oh, dear me ! what is one to believe ? " cried Miss Tillie, striving to regain the colonel's good opinion. " He must 'a' been an awful good man of course, or he wouldn't V been at the head of the rebels. What a shame for people to talk about him so, and all the papers calling him an ' arch-traitor ' and ' Jeff Davis,' and saying he ought to be hung, and he such a good man ! " " The time will come, my dear madam, when the true merits of Southern grievances will be rightly under stood and justly estimated by every intelligent North ern man and woman." And the colonel continued explaining away Miss Tillie's Northern prejudices till that young lady was satisfied that he was seeking to prepare her mind, in advance, for spending the rest of her days with him in the South reconciling all differences of opinion at present existing between herself and him and the Southern people amongst whom she was to pass her future life. " But I am afraid I am wearying you," he said at last. "No, indeed, you do not; you do not, my dear, dear Colonel," warmly exclaimed Miss Tillie, gently placing one white hand on the colonel's arm. "You don't know how happy I am to hear so much about the dear, dear Southern people. lam sure I shall love them! You needn't be afraid, Colonel, if I go South to live, that I'll ever get to quarreling with the neighbors. I'm a dyed-in-the-wool Democrat, as I said, and as much of a secesh as ever you were; and if I ever marry, I'll marry a Southerner, or I'll die Tillie Gipps, mark my words! " MISS TILLIE COURTS THE COLONEL. 43 " My dear madam," returned the colonel, warmly clasping 1 the white hand that was still hovering over his coat-sleeve, "I fervently hope I may be equally successful in removing 1 the prejudies of many others here at the North. The whole country can never be reunited until we are all of one way of thinking- on these subjects." " You may well say that, Colonel," replied Miss Tillie, not a little disappointed at the tenor of the colonel's speech, and that he had relinquished her hand already; but hoping that it was not yet too late to bring him to the point, she added quickly : " What more could a woman say than what I have said, Colonel, when I say that I am resolved to marry a Southerner or die in single blessedness ? " And again the white hand fell gently on the colonel's coat-sleeve. " I think," replied the colonel, " 3 7 ou could not empha size your sympathies for the South more strongly than by that; for man and wife must be of one mind. You could not therefore more beautifully indicate your thorough adoption of Southern sentiments than by this declaration." "Colonel, I agree with you," returned Miss Tillie. " You are right in saying a man and wife must think alike. As the poet says, ' Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.' You see I have adopted all your opinions. I don't be lieve you could utter a single idea that I wouldn't think right off was all law and gospel. So don't be afraid I shall ever differ with you." "It is most gratifying to me to hear you say so, madam," replied the colonel. "I believe I possess the usual amount of human egotism ; and to feel that my opinions are adopted so readily is a very short cut to 44 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. my heart, I assure you, my dear friend/' and at this point the colonel clasped her hand again, adding, " I beg you to accept ' Suddenly poor Mrs. Gipps, who, all this time, had been soundly sleeping with her head poised in an ex cruciating position on the back of the sofa, startled both the colonel and the young lady, and awakened herself by a most unmusical inspiration of the circumambient air, and Miss Tillie, turning quickly toward her mother as the colonel released her hand, cried out: " Well ! . If here isn't poor, dear ma, sound -asleep ! Mamma! mamma! wake up! wake up!" The colonel, having by this time entirely forgotten what he was about to say, or indeed that he was about to say anything at all, apologized for remaining with them so late and politely withdrew, when Miss Tillie, shaking her parent violently by the shoulder, cried sternly : " You've done a nice thing now ! You can't expect no man to propose to a girl when any person is snor ing at his elbow at that rate! If I die an old maid, it'll be all your fault!" " Well, I'm sorry, I'm sure ! " gasped the poor mother, in consternation and scarcely recovered from her rude awakening. " What makes you think he was go'n' to propose ? " " What makes me think it ! " cried Miss Tillie, indig nantly ! " There's no think about it. I tell you he'd just begun to propose." " Did you find out whether or no he's married al ready ? " interposed the crest-fallen mother. " How can he be married already ? " indignantly de manded Miss Tillie. " What would he be proposing to me for if he was married a'ready ? You talk smart! " "Well, I'm sorry we ain't found out anything," MISS TILLIE COURTS THE COLONEL. 45 muttered Mrs. Gipps. "It was a perfect outrage, their talking politics the whole blessed evening! I thought they would talk about things so we could find out whether the colonel was married or not." "Yes, you made out a lot, didn't you, asking Dickel here," retorted Miss Tillie. Thus discussing their respective disappointments and grievances, the two ladies turned oat the gas in the parlor and hall, locked the front door, and retired to their room. " It's no use for you to suspect the colonel of being married a'ready," declared Miss Tillie, in injured tones. " I know he can't be by the way he acts toward me." And recalling the colonel's amiability in instructing her in agriculture and politics, Miss Tillie grew wild with exultation over the progress of her courtship, and felt confident of soon seeing cotton grow and of plucking figs fresli from the trees. " I love him ! I love him passionately ! " she cried, " and I don't care who knows it!" "You better wait till you know how man} 7 - wives he's got," interposed the unsympathetic mother. "I don't care how many wives he's got, so there!" retorted Miss Tillie, recklessly. " I love him, and I'm bound to marry him ! I'd run away with him to Jeri cho if he'd only ask me. But I know he can't be mar ried," she continued in melting tones. " Think how he held my hand to-night! I declare if I was to find out that the colonel was a married man, I would lose my mind." " I've seen you in love the same way before," was the mother's unfeeling comment. " I'd like to know when ! " cried Miss Tillie, with as- perty. " How about that old tobacco merchant, Mr. Weeks, 46 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. who had the second-story front four years ago last winter ? " sneered her mother. "I never cared for that old dotard," indignantly shrieked Miss Tillie. "How about old Mr. Goadby, the hatter?" "Don't you dare twit me with that! You know well enough all I cared about either of those old idiots was their money," cried Miss Tillie, sharply. " If I marry the colonel, it'll be a genuine love-match. I love him ! I love him ! " she again cried passionately. " I love him to distraction ! I love the very ground he walks on! and I know he loves me! I don't see what makes you talk so discouraging about it," she whim pered, wiping a tear from her eyes. " Don't you think if I marry a rich man I'll help you pay off the mort gage ? I guess I'd do as much for you as any girl would do for her folks." " Did I ever say you wouldn't ? " returned the mother, in mollified accents. "I know, of course, you'd do what was right like I would by you. And if my snor ing kept the colonel from proposing," she added hum bly, " I'm sure nobody could be sorrier about it than me. But I can't help it now; an' if he loves ye he ain't agoin' to be stopped by no snor'n'. He'll find a chance to propose some time or other." " But there's nothing like striking when the iron's hot," replied the inconsolable young lady; "and the iron was hot then red hot. If you hadn't snored, I bet I'd be engaged this minute." And Miss Tillie burst into tears. Mrs. Gipps, anxious not to imperil her chances of getting her mortgage paid off, made no further at tempt at that moment either to palliate her offence or to offer consolation. But when her daughter's grief had spent itself, she spoke. MISS TILLIE COURTS THE COLONEL. 47 " I wouldn't take on so," she said soothingly. "A girl like you, with your looks and your ways, and such a gift o' gab as you've got, needn't never be afraid of dy'n' an old maid. You better go to bed now and try and get some sleep. To-morrow night you can have the parlor all to yourself; and I wouldn't wonder but what the colonel will propose in less'n half an hour." This speech had the desired effect of soothing Miss Tillie's troubles. She ceased repining and fell to medi tating upon her charms and their powers of conquest, and upon the delights of living down South. At last she arose and began to look for pencil and paper. " What you go'n' to do now ? " demanded her mother, in tender accents, from her pillow. Miss Tillie replied that she was going to write an ode or else a sonnet she couldn't say now which it would be and address it to the colonel, and see if that wouldn't bring him to the point again. " You better come to bed and put that gas out and try to save your eyesight," tenderly replied the mother. " You can write your pome to-morrer. Sett'n' up late nights and spoil'n' your looks ain't ago'n' to help you ketch a beau." Knowing that her fond parent could never go to sleep while the gas was burning, Miss Tillie greatly undervalued her mother's tender admonitions, and, being in no self-sacrificing humor, she tartly responded : "Let me alone! I'll do what I've a mind to." And she worked away on her poem for a long time, the competition between her pencil and her eraser being about equal all the way through; but at last, beginning to apprehend congestion of the brain, she laid her work aside, sopped her head with water, and wearily tottered to bed. 48 COL. JTJDSON OF ALABAMA. CHAPTER IV. THE GIPPS FAMILY RESOLVE TO KNOW THE COLONEL'S SECRETS. Miss TILLIE, owing 1 to the shock of the previous evening 1 , and to overtaxing- her brain-power in the com position of her sonnet, was unable to rise next morn ing in time to help her mother get breakfast, although she was on time to eat it. The colonel had gone out. After breakfast, she followed her mother up-stairs to the colonel's room and sat down in one of the easy chairs ; and with her long, bony arms folded in elegant leisure, she looked on, talking in tones of subdued sor row about that inopportune snore, while her mother, in a contrite, humble way, went about doing up the work. " I was hoping all the evening after Dickel left," crooned Miss Tillie, mournfully, " that you'd wake up and go off to bed ; but I hated to tell you to, for fear of the colonel's thinking I wanted to be left alone with him. But I wish now I had ! " "I don't think you'd better grieve about that no more," returned Mrs. Gipps, striving to appear sym pathetic, as she beat up the colonel's pillows. " If he loves you " " Well, he does love me! " cried Miss Tillie, sharply. "I don't have no doubt of it, Tillie," replied her mother, with the unusual exhibition of maternal affeo THE COLONEL'S SECRETS. 49 tion that she had made ever since her generous daugh ter entered into that engagement about the mortgage. " I think, myself, he loves you. I was only going to say if he does, he'll propose; and I bet he'll do it be fore he goes to bed to-night/' " I hope so," rather dolorously returned Miss Tillie, looking into the mirror. " He ain't very young him self, and I think his front teeth are false. I'm going to go and dress right away. It's so warm I wouldn't wonder but what he'll be back early." But the colonel did not return till about half-past five; and then he sought the mother not the lovely daughter. "Mrs. Gipps," he began, shaking hands with her, for it was the first time they had met that day, " I want to ask a great favor. Can you trust me with your latch-key for this evening ? I will return it with out fail." " I I declare ! Why, where is my key ? " cried Mrs. Gipps. " I I believe Tillie's got the ke} r , colonel," she stammered. Hastening to her daughter, the Gipps family con sulted together over the situation. " Give me the key ! " cried Miss Tillie; " it belongs to me to carry it down. ".I s'pose you're going to the theatre ? Hope you'll have a pleasant time," she cried gayly as she surren dered the key to the colonel. " Thank you thank you, madam, but I am not going anywhere. I shall be in by seven, or half after at the latest." The colonel's indiscretion in thus designating the hour of his return afforded the Gipps party at the front window the opportunity of beholding his arrival without undergoing the fatigue of a protracted vigil. 4 50 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. Miss Tillie, diligent and faithful, was at the window first. Mrs. Gipps was, however, on time. But the colonel did not arrive till nearly half-past seven, and it was already beginning to grow dark. The blinds in the parlor were closed ; and the Gipps family, seated behind the half-open slats, beheld the apparition of a hackney coach which rolled up before the house and stopped. Then the carriage door opened and the fine, upright figure of the colonel appeared ; next he handed out a tall, beautifully proportioned lady in a dark traveling suit. Miss Gipps grew pale and nearly lost her breath, while Mrs. Gipps was filled with a compound emotion of anguish and joy anguish at the prospect of losing an opulent son-in-law, and joy at discovering his secrets. The colonel, leaving the carriage at the door, drew the Iad3 7 's hand through his arm, ascended the steps, admitted himself with the borrowed latch-key, and passed up-stairs; and the next moment his footsteps were audible in the room overhead. "Well! I do say!" burst at last from Miss Tillie's pallid lips. " If that isn't the most bare-faced, impu dent piece of business I ever heard tell of! and he only last night on the point of proposing to me ! Did I ever see such a fickle man! Oh! I declare I can't stand it! My heart will burst!" "Tillie! Tillie!" cried the mother in alarm, "do calm yourself! Do, for pity's sake! " "What can he mean?" went on Miss Tillie. "Oh! I shall go raving crazy! I declare I can't stand it! That woman ought to be ordered out of the house!" " Don't go to making a fuss yet, for heaven's sake ! " pleaded the mother, looking very pale about the mouth as she gazed into the face of her indignant off- THE COLONEL'S SECRETS. 51 spring. " It may be his sister, for all we know. You always stuck to it she was, if she's the ' dear Cornelia ' one." "Well, if that's the case/' moaned the agonized daughter, "then it's all right. But I don't believe it, or why wouldn't he as lief we'd 'a' let him in ? " "Well, now, don't borrer trouble," returned the mother with Machiavelian persuasiveness. Miss Gipps and her mother passed the next half- hour painfully listening for the first sounds of the colonel's footsteps on the stairs. Miss Tillie, pale, wretched, indignant, threw herself into an arm-chair, too dispirited to talk, and her mother sank demurely into another near by. "I blame her, that's who I blame," cried Miss Tillie, at last. " She ought to be ashamed o' herself ! " " I have an idea," interposed Mrs. Gipps, thought fully and with her Machiavelian designs again. "I have an idea that that woman is a Jewess! She was dressed real Jew-like." " Well," cried Miss Tillie, seizing desperately at this straw of comfort, " come to think of it, I thought so too; but it was her hair made me think so. It was curly. I could see it at the back of her neck." " Well, then, she's a Jewess," responded the mother, in tones of satisfaction and peace, " unless, of course, she's his sister." The next moment the front door closed; there were sounds of a carriage rolling away in the darkness. " There, now, you see she was only his sister," cried Miss Tillie, bursting into tears of joy. " Or a Jewess," returned the mother, and they has tened to the colonel's room. " Look, look ! " cried the elder lady holding up a telegram she had found upon the floor in the pantry. 52 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. Train failed to connect. Cornelia Judson. That was all. "You see she's the very one he wrote that letter to ! " cried Mrs. Gipps, in great excitement. " And here's a hair here on the burer. She's a Jewess, sure! This is reg'ler Jew hair." Miss Tillie squinted at the hair with palpitating heart and bated breath. " Ain't it a Jew hair ? " demanded her mother, tri umphantly. "I I don't know!" gasped Miss Tillie; "I think perhaps it is ! " "It is!" stoutly asseverated the mother. " She's a Jewess, I tell you! He'll never marry her! You might know she's a Jewess by her name! Judson! Can't you tell that's a Jew name ? " Miss Tillie could hardly make herself believe it; but, in her passionate anxiety to think the very worst pos sible of her lover's stately companion, she feebly re plied, with a ghastly attempt at cheerfulness : " It seems to me as if it is." And after another crit ical examination of the hair she declared her positive belief that the woman was verily an Israelite. " There's no knowing that Judson's any more her name than Flushing is his. It may be Frankenstein or Oppen- heim for all we know, though there are Jew names, a plentj', like Judson. There's Mendleson, Aaronson, Jacobson, and lots." But notwithstanding the consolation derived from these soothing reflections, Miss Gipps, clad in seer sucker, her hair in disorder, her complexion dyspeptic, bilious, and unwholesome, remained in her room or the kitchen disconsolate all the next day, ruminating over the philosophy of men's tastes and fancies, pon dering over the stability of a man's infatuation for a THE COLONEL'S SECRETS. 53 Jewess, and comparing 1 the chances of an Israelite with those of a cold, frigid, passionless beauty of the North. The colonel remained away all nigiit and all the fol lowing- day, returning late in the evening 1 alone. Several days passed, and Miss Tillie's recuperative energies had, in a great measure, restored her cus tomary vivacity and hopefulness; her wonted confi dence in her cold, passionless Northern beauty returned once more in full vigor; she had confronted the colo nel without a trace of her late anguish visible in her lovely countenance; and the colonel had boldly con fronted Miss Tillie without a vestige of shame or guilt in his open, candid face. He shook hands with her every morning as cordially as ever, and replied to all her greetings in the same frank, g-enial way. He had even spent several evenings in the parlor and resumed his conversations on Southern topics, relating episodes of the war and of the Reconstruction period, and describ ing the present condition of the agricultural classes subjects interesting to Miss Tillie, chiefly for the op portunity afforded for seeing a little farther into the colonel's own private life and for the opening she found for the remarks necessary to bring 1 on the crisis. But although her mother had, every evening 1 , relig iously fallen asleep at half-past eight, and, coming to directly, had apologized and declared she must g-o to bed, the colonel had not yet proposed. Miss Gipps was mystified but hopeful, and Mrs. Gipps was mystified and despondent. " I can't think for the life o' me what kind of a man he can be," the mother would mutter from her pillow when her lovely daughter brought to bed, each night, her discouraging report; and she dreamed every night that the mortgage would be foreclosed on the morrow. 54 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. " Well, all I can say is," Miss Tillie would reply, " it's plain he's going to take his time; and he's right!" she would exclaim, standing up loyally for her stal wart lover. " He'd be an awful fool to tumble heels over head in love and marry a girl without knowing whether or no they can agree." Still she would moan : " I do wonder when he will come to the point." She w T as pondering over this same problem one afternoon and gazing listlessly out of the parlor win dow, when the colonel, with a young lady on his arm, came in sight. He still retained the borrowed latch key by Mrs. Gipps' gracious permission ; but then the lock was always turned and Miss Tillie, as usual, al ways opened the door. He now ascended the steps and applied the key. The door was locked, and, as usual, he rang the bell. Miss Gipps hastened to the door. "O Colonel, you really must excuse this door's being locked," she cried. " You see ma's so timid." By this time the colonel and his companion had en tered the hall, and Miss Gipps readily discovered that it was not the lady who had been there on the previ ous occasion, but quite a different looking one alto gether. She was not so tall as the other, but far slighter in form, and evidently not above seventeen years of age; and Miss Gipps, with one glance, could not fail to observe that she was a remarkably beautiful girl. Her hair was of the palest golden; her eyebrows, in strong contrast, were very dark; her eyes large, deep, dark blue, and fringed with long, dark, heavy lashes. Certainly this was no Jewess. Her complexion was perfectly fair and transparent and her features strictly classic. THE COLONEL'S SECRETS. 55 Miss Gipps put on her politest expression and looked as if she expected an introduction, and for one instant the colonel betrayed some embarrass ment. But, quickly recovering his self-possession, he bowed politely in acknowledgment of Miss Gipps' apology about the key, and, turning to the young lady, said in an undertone : " This way, dear." And they both passed up-stairs. Miss Gipps, with offended dignity and outraged honor, re-entered the parlor, where her mother, filled with amazement, stood looking forth. " Well ! if this doesn't beat all ! " she cried. " Did you ever hear the like ? He called her ' dear ' right before my very face ! The old rascal ! And he old enough to be her father ! " While they sat in agonized suspense awaiting devel opments, their lodger and his companion came down stairs and passed quietly into the street. Hour after hour went by and he had not returned. " He can't expect us to leave the door unlocked any later," said Mrs. Gipps, at last. " I'm going to lock up and go up-stairs and lie down in my clo'es; and when they come back that is, if she does come back with him they'll see I had a good excuse for coming to the door. I want to see her. You better go to bed. You've seen her once." Miss Gipps, in the interest of her cold, frigid, North ern beauty which it was now so vitally important to preserve, acted upon her mother's advice; and Mrs. Gipps carried out her own programme so far as to lock the front door and go up-stairs and lie down in her clothes; but nothing disturbed her peaceful and sonorous slumbers till the milkman jangled at the doorbell the next morning; and then, after responding to this imperious summons, on looking into the colo- 56 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. nel's room, which stood open, she found he had not been in all night. Moreover, he remained away all day and all the fol lowing night; but toward noon on the second day the bell rang; and Miss Tillie, who answered the call, to her inexpressible astonishment, found that beautiful blonde young lady standing on the steps alone with a traveling satchel. The young stranger returned Miss Tillie's confounded gaze with a polite "good morning " and the informa tion that she desired to go up to the colonel's room a few moments. Miss Gipps muttered " Certainly " with an awkward bow and an embarrassed effort at a polite smile; for, as she described the scene to her mother afterward : "I was just that taken aback I couldn't think what else to say, let alone asking her what right she had to go up; and whether or no the colonel gave her any authority to go into his room when he was away." " Which one was it ? " demanded Mrs. Gipps, excit edly. " It was that red-headed girl," replied Miss Tillie. "I'd give all the world to know what it means!" cried Mrs. Gipps. No human being but those who have been similarly afflicted with this same species of wild, passionate, un quenchable curiosity can conceive what torture these two poor women now underwent. They talked about the colonel incessantly, and guessed and surmised and conjectured and wrought out first one solution and then another all day and dreamed out frightful solu tions all night. But at last something else happened. The colonel had been missing 1 a week and three days. It was early THE COLONEL'S SECRETS. 57 Monday morning, and Mrs. Gipps had gone to the butcher's to buy half a pound of liver for breakfast. Suddenly the door-bell rang. Miss Tillie hurried to the door, and, as she reported the story to her mother, who should it be bub "that Jew woman/' and, like the other, she walked confi dently into the house, saying, with all the assurance in the world : " I wish to go up to the colonel's room for a few min utes." "Now," cried Miss Tillie, decisively, as soon as she concluded her report of the affair to her astonished parent, " I ain't going to stand this any longer; I'm just going to know what all this means!" " And so am I ! " echoed the mother, quite as deci sively. " I'm going to find out who and what that wo man is, if I spend my last penny ! " They ate their breakfast, and, reinvigorated with their liver and bacon, they sat down and planned the campaign. There was one thing they had borne constantly in mind : " Dear Cornelia " when she came North, was to stop over a day " before going to Fire Island." So the colonel said in his letter. Of course she might not be at Fire Island now, or, if she was, the colonel might be with the other one somewhere else ; yet as that was the only clue they had, they believed it vastly probable that he was there; and in view of past economies they now re solved on a little extravagance. In short, they resolved to go to Fire Island; and though, to be sure, they must spend a little money, it would certainly be a good speculation in the end. Their minds being unalterably made up, they set away the remains of the liver, put the kitchen in order 58 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. and went up-stairs to pack their traveling satchel and dress for the trip. Mrs. Gipps wore her best new bonnet with three black ostrich tips and a little bird on top, and her best black silk dress (which was the only one she had), and over her arm, in case of cool weather, she carried her black dolman trimmed with jet. Miss Gipps wore her Gainsborough hat trimmed with a long gray ostrich plume and four black tips, and also her best black silk dress (and likewise the only one she had), her amber-hued, Spanish-lace fichu, and her black lace dolman. One traveling satchel contained their joint outfit of night apparel, including their best slippers, a hand glass, a box of face powder, a little saucer of rouge, a drinking cup, and a small flask of w , alias brandy. Everything being in readiness, they seated them selves on the edges of chairs in the kitchen with their bonnets on, in mortal fear of damaging their best black silk dresses, and ate the rest of the liver and bacon, the remnants of the breakast rolls, and drank some cold tea. Miss Tillie then affixed a card to the bell handle ad dressed to the colonel in case he should be the first to return, saying: "You will find the keys at the drug store on the corner." This being accomplished, Miss Tillie took the satchel and Mrs. Gipps the umbrella; and the procession moved off toward Sixth Avenue, thence to Twenty- third street, where they took the car for the ferry to Hunter's Point. THE GIPPS FAMILY AT FIRE ISLAND. 59 CHAPTER V. THE GIPPS FAMILY AT FIRE ISLAND. MRS. GIPPS was afraid they would miss the train, but Miss Tillie, in her superior, well-informed way, de clared there was a train every few minutes. On arriv ing- at Hunter's Point, however, they learned from the big policeman lounging- near the ticket office of the Long- Island railroad depot that they were two whole hours too late for the last train and two hours and a half too early for the next. But they seated themselves in the spacious waiting- room where crowds were surging- through or waiting for one train or another on the various branches of the road; and by diligently observing other people's clothes, they both contrived to pass the time very hap pily, noting how much better dressed they were than anybody else, the crowd being largely made up of sweaty-faced country girls in figured lawns and black hats with blue feathers or white hats with huge bunches of fiery red cherries; gaunt-eyed, haggard- looking farmers' wives with three or four romping boys apiece, brought to town to be fitted with ready- made clothes which they could have made themselves while they were waiting for trains at both ends; per spiring huckster women from the truck farms of Long Island, dressed in dirty calico gowns; and sweltering summer boarding-house keepers, with huge baskets of "fresh country vegetables" from the city markets, grocery stores, and canning establishments. 60 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. Miss Tillie and her mamma, therefore, were far from miserable in their very best clothes, as they sat through the two hours and a half comparing themselves with the common people around them and observing the airs of deference with which their stylish black silk dresses were regarded by the simple country folk. Then the big policeman, too, evidently regarded them as the aristocrats of the hour, sauntering along every once in a while as if feeling himself responsible for their safetj", and giving them first one new point and then another concerning their journey. They must get off at Babylon, he told them, and they would have to go the rest of the way by boat. Miss Tillie said yes, that was what she was think ing on account of its being an island; and the police man said yes, that was the way of it. By-and-by he wandered around their way again (Miss Tillie was be ginning to think he was certainly smitten), and this time he told them they didn't have to pay no extra fare on the boat. " It's all included in your railroad ticket," he said gratifying news which so pleased the Gipps family that they simultaneously bowed their thanks with the most ostentatious graciousness and cried out, " Thank you ! thank you! " in a joyful chorus. After a while he got round again, and told them they must take the horse-car at Babylon station to go to the boat landing. Then once more he slowly jogged around and carefully impressed upon their minds the important fact that they didn't have to pay no fare on the horse-car neither. " You can tell 'em I say so. You can mention me to 'em. Sometimes they try to take advantage of strangers." By this time Miss Gipps was beginning to be in love THE GIPPS FAMILY AT FIRE ISLAND. 61 with the "big policeman herself his uniform was new, the brass buttons shiny, and he carried his club with a grace and dignity that a marquis or a duke might have envied; so the next time he got around their way, seeing he stood modestly off at a distance for a mo ment, Miss Gipps coquettishly beckoned him to come nearer; and then she inquired, in her charming way, how much the excursion fare was to Babylon. " Excursion tickets to Babylon is one fifty," confi dently replied the policeman, who could never bear to admit his ignorance on any subject; and then he added : " When you get off at Babylon if you don't see the hoss-car there, it'll be along in time to ketch the boat, and you kin go into the station and wait till it comes. It won't be long," he added cheerfully. Mrs. Gipps' and Miss Tillie's chorus of " Thank 3^ou, thank you " was interrupted by the long-looked-for raising of the ticket-office window on their branch of the road; and the policeman with a grand air of pro tection informed them that now they could get their tickets. They went to the window together, when, oddly enough, the big policeman sauntered off so far out of both sight and hearing it was impossible to find him again when the Gipps family subsequently desired to talk over the discrepancies between his side of the story and the ticket agent's. For when they asked for two excursion tickets to Babylon they found the fare was two dollars ! Mrs. Gipps turned quite pale as she passed in the price of two tickets; her lip quivered, and her hand trembled, for it was enough to keep them in liver all summer. Miss Tillie, who, from the beginning, had maintained, despite what her admirer, the policeman, said, that the fare to Fire Island and back was only seventy-five cents, anticipating her mother's fierce re- 62 COL. JUDSOJST OF ALABAMA. preaches, hurried out of the crowd at the ticket-office window and passed quickly through the gateway to the train, keeping 1 so far ahead all the way as to give her mother ample time to reflect and calm down; and Mrs. Gipps, by the time she overtook her daughter, was undoubtedly determined that the colonel, in one way or another, should foot the whole bill. " I just happened to think of something," whispered Miss Tillie, artfully, to her mother, to start a different subject from the one she felt was preying on her parent's mind. " This is Austin Corbin's road," she said, looking at the time-table. "Corbin, he don't allow Jews on his road; so I don't see how she could V got to Fire Island." "What you talking 'bout!" snappishly cried her mother; for she had not recovered her temper quite yet. Four dollars were not so easily forgotten. " It ain't Fire Island, it's Coney Island where they don't allow no Jews. What's Corbin got to do with Fire Island?" " But don't I tell you this is Corbin's road ? He don't allow Jews to travel on this road nowhere, I tell you." " Then what have we been paying out four dollars to go to Fire Island for if they ain't there?" demanded Mrs. Gipps, savagely. " I don't say she ain't there, positively," quickly re plied Miss Tillie, seeing her error. " With that veil over her face, how's anybody to see she's a Jew ? Well, any way, we're off now," she added with deep re lief, as the train moved out of the depot. " Gracious heavens! What a horrible smell! Conductor!" she shouted to that official who was now taking up the tickets, "why doesn't this train go faster through this awful place? You ought to go sixty miles an hour here, and you ain't going five." THE GIPPS FAMILY AT FIRE ISLAND. 63 "There's another train ahead of me," replied the conductor, apologetically. "That's no matter!" smartly retorted Miss Tillie. "I'd rather be killed than smell such smells. You hurry this train along-. There's one thing about me," she shrieked in her mother's ear, as the conductor passed along-, "wherever I go, people always look at me, and look, and look. See that gentleman over there, now, looking at me ! " " Well, don't holler so loud, then," replied her mother, peevishly. " I don't see how you came to make such a mistake about the fare," she added crabbedly. " Well, now, what's gone's gone," returned Miss Tillie, philosophically. " Once we are married, I guess I know how a Southerner like the colonel will lavish his money on me. I bet you'll find this the best specu lation you ever made; I want you to understand I ain't forgotten how near he was to proposing that night; and I guess I ain't forgotten yet what he said in that letter about me possessing all the usual traits of cold, passionless, Northern beauty; though mebbe you've forgotten it by this time," she added, with an aggrieved air. " No I ain't forgotten it," quickly replied the mother, apologetically. " Well, I should think 3 r ou had," returned the daugh ter, haughtily. " But you can just go on and forget it as much as you like; but I never will, never! and as I said before, I know my chances are as good as any body's." "Well, I didn't say they wasn't," returned the mother, humbly. " I should think you meant so by the way you were jaw'n' about the fare," returned Miss Tillie, relentlessly following up the advantage she had gained. " I guess 64 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. if I marry a rich man, I'll do as much for my folks as any other girl." " Well, now, did I say you wouldn't ? " returned the mother, obsequiously. " I don't know as four dollars is anything out the way for such a pleasant trip as this," she said, with her handkerchief at her nose as they slowly, slowly traveled along past the soap factories and rendering establishments of Hunter's Point. " Anyhow, too much or no," she added, " it won't break me; so hush up about that." And hastily changing the subject, she looked out of the window, saying, "The scenery's beautiful, isn't it ? " "Should think it was!" sneered Miss Tillie. Finding her aesthetic daughter so hard to please, Mrs. Gipps discreetly kept quiet till the scene began to improve, when she made another attempt. "My! I don't know how anybody can stand it to live in the country ! " she exclaimed, looking drearily forth upon the swift-flying panorama of rich meadow and culti vated fields of variegated green, of isolated farm houses, woods, and shady groves. " I can't bear the sight of such a lot of ground with no houses on it. I tell you what, I wish I owned about fifty acres of this land on Fifth Avenue. I'd never eat no more red herrin' nor codfish nor no more liver, I can tell ye. But I'd be satisfied," she added quickly, " if the mortgage was paid off and the interest and the taxes." "I never said anything about int'rest and taxes," cried Miss Tillie, haughtily. " You couldn't expect no man to go that far all at once, anyhow." " Of course not ! I never said he would ! " replied the mother, humbly. " I guess I'd be grateful to have the mortgage paid off." "After a while we might talk about interest and THE GIPPS FAMILY AT FIRE ISLAND. 65 taxes/' returned Miss Tillie, graciously. " But a wo man must get a man completely under her thumb be fore she can do that much for her poor relations. I know he's open-handed now; but there's no knowing what he'll be once we are married. For my part/' she continued, "I'll be rejoiced to have a good comfortable home and porter-house steak instead of liver and bacon, and I'll be rejoiced to have a man's good long purse to go to when I want something to wear." " Well, as for me," said Mrs. Gipps, " I'll be thankful to have the mortgage paid off, and I'll be glad to think you're settled for life and done so well. I 'spect you'll have a bank account of your own ; don't you 'spect so ? " " Yes, I 'spect so," and Miss Tillie looked around upon the other passengers with airs of opulent gran deur. " F spect I'll give away all the clo'es I've got now to the Little Sisters of the Poor." " I 'speck," added the mother, " you'll have so many dresses you won't hardly know which one to put on when you go anywhere." " I 'spect so," confidently returned Miss Tillie. " I know one thing I'm go'n' to have right straight off," she cried with determination, " and that's a black vel vet dress, cut gabrielle, with a long train." Thus reveling in advance in the pecuniary bliss in store for them, the Gipps family reached Babylon be fore they knew it. Here they left the train with great precipitation, neither of them having heard the sta tion called out, their first intimation of their arrival being derived from the brakeman, who, rushing into the car with a fearful scowl, demanded, in a ruffianly voice, to know whether they were going to get out or not. Miss Gipps, with some difficulty recognizing in his passion-distorted features the dull, placid fellow to 5 66 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. whom she had committed herself some time back, in stantly seized up the satchel, shrieking 1 , " Come, ma ! " while Mrs. Gipps, in consternation, snatched her para sol and dolman and sped out of the car, leaving the umbrella in the rack over the seat; and the train rushed on. " Well, the hoss car ain't here, that's cert'n," cried the Gipps family, carefully sweeping the horizon, neither as yet having discovered the loss of their valued parachute. They now learned from the station agent that they might as well have come by the 4 : 30 train as the 3 : 30, the former being the express and patronized by all the aristocracy; and no horse-car would appear till the arrival of that train, thirty-five minutes later. By that time a large number of magnificent equipages, with fine, handsome horses, surrounded the picturesque little country station; and presently a great, ungainly, dilapidated horse-car, looking as though it might have been the original experiment of some clumsy inventor, came lumbering up. On the arrival of the express, a large number of opulent-looking gentlemen, the sum mer residents of Babylon or guests for Fire Island, poured out of the cars and took their seats in the hand some vehicles in waiting. The scene was brilliant, wealthy, and aristocratic. The smaller vehicles, phae tons, drags, and dog-carts were mostly driven by richly, beautifully dressed ladies, who handled the reins with dexterity and pride, the larger by coachmen in livery; and footmen in yellow gloves and glittering buttons were seated in consequential magnificence in their places. The awkward, lumbering old horsecar, with its panting, wretched, bare-boned horses, was the only blot on the fair scene of elegance and luxury. THE GIPPS FAMILY AT FIRE ISLAND. 67 To Miss Tillie and her mother it was the most har rowing- moment of their lives; and when the station agent came and told them officiously that this was the car for which they had been inquiring 1 , they haughtily replied that they would like to see themselves going anywhere in that crazy old thing-. The station agent stepped back quite crest -fallen. The conductor of the car, however, kept on persistently shouting, "This way for Fire Island ! " and the Gipps family were in a sad dilemma. Elegant equipages and their fashiona ble occupants still completely surrounded the station; but, perceiving that several well-dressed gentlemen were taking seats in the car, and that even some three or four ladies had entered as well as a number of coun try people with market baskets, the Gipps family at last condescended to follow. The inside of the car was no better than the outside. The bottom of the windows was just on a level with the tops of most people's heads. There were no cush ions whatever, and when the car started the windows rattled and jingled, and the car shook and rumbled on the rails as if it were off the track. Speech was impossible the tongue was safer within the teeth. The passengers turned pale and blue and looked in agony from one to another; not a sound could be heard within or without above the din of the car. Mrs. Gipps, quite pallid with the shaking-up she was getting, was just striving to console herself for her sufferings with the reflection that it was a free ride, when she perceived the conductor taking up the fare. Remonstrance was out of the question in such a pan demonium; every one else was paying without a mur mur or protest; and when her own turn came she handed up a quarter and awaited her change like a martyr, or the victim of a highway robber with a 68 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. pistol at his head; but all she ever saw of her precious coin again was just half a dime, which she put into her pocket in helpless indignation. Meanwhile Miss Tillie, as well as she was able, was striving to get her money's worth by making observa tions on the town they were passing through. There were fine large cottages on each side of the broad highway, with magnificently cultivated grounds around; and every now and then some elegant car riage rolled unheard past the thunderous old car the only one the road possessed (another just like it would have produced earthquake shocks in "Babylon and shattered the whole town !). It was just 6 : 15 when they arrived at the boat-land ing. Other passengers who had driven thither by more comfortable and beautiful conveyances had al ready boarded the little steamer and were now seated on the upper deck. Mrs. Gipps and Miss Tillie went timidly and dis trustfully on board, climbed over a huge steam-pipe, and, in wonderment that such a dingy, inconvenient old boat should possess wealthy patronage, they climbed up a flight of very narrow, very steep stairs, the top of which, at that moment, was inclined over the base at an angle of about eighty-five degrees. As .they reached the upper deck the boat started. No sooner did they emerge into the open air than Miss Tillie's Gainsborough hat and Mrs. Gipps' bonnet were seized by a furious gale and nearly torn off, while their best black silk dresses threatened to blow all to rib bons. Miss Tillie, holding fast to her hat with one hand and to her clothes with the other, looked to see if the other people were going below; while her mother recklessly declared she didn't care what anybody else did, and insisted on going down into the cabin, THE GIPPS FAMILY AT FIRE ISLAND. 69 At this moment, to the good woman's horror, she beheld a man collecting 1 fares; and, after the episode on the horsecar, she knew what value to place upon the information given by the policeman in the depot at Long Island City, so she quickly turned about and sought refuge behow, whither she was soon followed by Miss Tillie who reported that the man was coming and that the fare was a dollar apiece. " But," she added soothingty, " they only charge for the one trip. It's a dollar to go over, but coming back it's free ! " a fallacy having its origin in the fact that the captain collected the fare for the round trip on the outward passage, and, there being no other means of reaching the island or getting away therefrom except by swimming the Great South Bay, tickets were un necessary and were not used. Mrs. Gipps, however, in delight that something was free after all, and that the information was authentic, being derived from the captain himself, took out her pocket-book and handed up the fares with a degree of cheerfulness which astonished Miss Tillie and gave her that dangerous feeling of opulence which so fatally held possession of her the greater part of the time dur ing the remainder of the trip. No sooner had Mrs. Gipps paid the fares than she began to feel chilly, the combined effects of parting with her money and of the heavy damp air rolling in at the little cabin windows; by the aid of the dim, smoky lamp which the man lighted to see to collect his fares, she put on her dolman; and then it was, feel ing her freedom from luggage, that she first discovered that she had lost something. " Where's the umbrella ? " she shrieked. "I didn't carry the umbrella; you carried that!" re turned Miss Tillie. " I've got the satchel," 70 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. " Then it's left somewheres," cried Mrs. Gipps, in an guish and dismay. Tracing 1 back her steps and all her sensations as far as Babylon, it was clear that she had left it on the train; and it was a brown silk umbrella and cost twelve dollars originally Mrs. Gipps having inherited it from a former lodger who had gone off and forgotten it and never came back, thougii he tele graphed. Mrs. Gipps, thinking 1 of this latter event in the his tory of the lost umbrella, murmured with a troubled face: " I doubt if I ever lay eyes on that umbrella again, but I shall have to telegraph to somebody or other, if I only knew who to; and there's more money out of pocket." They were the sole occupants of the dingy little cabin, and Miss Tillie felt that it was not fashionable to stay down there ; her mother was morose and in disposed to converse; it was nearly dark and nothing to be seen from the cabin window but the lights on the Long Island shore, and she was restive and ill at ease. "I don't like being down here," she murmured. "This is a horrid hole, and you see, yourself, nobody that is anybody will stay in this beastly little den. What's the use for you to mope and fret about that umbrella! I guess if I marry a rich man, we are neither one of us going to be pinched for the money to buy umbrellas. Come, less go back up-stairs. I'd rather be blown to shoestrings than not do like other folks. All those people must be wealthy, for there's only one hotel on Fire Island, and I wouldn't wonder but what they charge as much as t.wo dollars and a half a day." Mrs. Gipps disliked to be out of fashion herself, and, THE GIPPS FAMILY AT FIRE ISLAND. 71 yielding readily to her daughter's persuasions, they returned to the upper deck. The wind was still blowing hard, but a broad band of moonlight streamed across the deep, tumultuous waters of the baj', compensating all lovers of the beau tiful in nature for the trouble of struggling for the possession of one's hat or bonnet. The Gipps family, however, quite insensible to moonlight on land or water, seated themselves uncomfortably on the back less stools, and, holding fast to their bonnets every minute till the boat reached the island, sat wondering how people could endure the damp, cold wind, which chilled them to the marrow. It was so dark when the boat stopped it was diffi cult to see the way across the gang-plank ; but a row of lamps all the way from the landing to the hotel lighted up their footsteps to the door, a distance of some two hundred yards. Mrs. Gipps and Miss Tillie followed the crowd and entered the hotel a vast, irregular frame building completely surrounded by deep, loose sand. The guests, promenading the piazzas and halls or seated in the parlor, flocked to inspect the new arrivals, this being one of the leading diversions of the isolated resort, and the Gipps family inspected the inspec tors; but neither the colonel nor the Jewess was any where to be seen. They registered their names, were presented with a key, and followed an old man in his shirt sleeves up stairs. Here there were more guests moving around, and the Gipps party again looked for the colonel, but again he was nowhere about. The old man who had conducted them up-stairs, and who had forgotten to relieve them of their satchel (and !T2 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. who, poor old soul! had they delivered it into his keep ing would have taken it for a gift), lighted a tallow candle which stood in a tin candlestick on the bureau, told them supper was ready, and left them. " What a horrid hole ! " cried both the ladies, in an indignant and astonished chorus. "Not a drop of water! Only one chair! What a hard bed! And smells musty, too ! How perfectly awful ! " These were their exclamations as they looked about the room and inspected its appointments and disap pointments, and, indeed, they did seem to be, in some measure, getting their pay in kind for their barbarity to their own lodgers ; for not only was there but one chair and a very hard, musty bed without springs, but there was nothing on the floor but a straw mat ting. The furniture, which was a yellow cottage suit of the cheapest kind, consisted solely of a bedstead, a small bureau, a tepoy table, and a washstand. There was no wardrobe, and only four hooks on the wall for the accommodation of a lady's entire wearing apparel. The room was about seven by eleven and contained one window ; but Mrs. Gipps and Miss Tillie consoled them selves for the extreme poverty of the room with the reflection that the terms must be low. " I don't see how they could have the impudence to charge over a dollar and a half a day," whispered Miss Tillie (for the transom was open). " Funny, though," she added, "so many rich people would come here! Those I saw were dressed to kill velvets, silks, and diamonds. I saw several Jews. For all we could tell, she might V been among them. Well! I never longed to have money like I did when I looked around that rich crowd ! Plague take it ! I'm as good as they are and it makes me mad to think this is the only decent dress I've got to my back ! I know one thing THE GIPPS FAMILY AT FIRE ISLAND. 73 about it I'll never give up this chase for the colonel till I find him. If he ain't here, it's quite likely they can tell us where he's gone." " I haven't given up hoping he's here," returned Mrs. Gipps. " This would be the best place in the world to bring him to the point. You could go into the surf with him to-morrow and all but make him hold you all the while." " That's so ! " rejoined Miss Tillie, delightedly, as she picked out her crimps before the mirror and surveyed herself with complacency. "I'll pretend I'm almost drowned and throw my arms around his neck the darling! I don't think a better place for bringing a man to the point could be found than this. We'll go up the lighthouse, too, and I'll let on to be ready to drop climbing up the stairs; and he'll have to put his arm around me to hold me up; then I'll drop my head on his breast, and, my gracious ! see if he doesn't pro pose then ! Oh ! this is an elegant place ! Now, ma, don't you go to making a fuss if you find out they charge more here than you expect. I'll make it all up to you, ma; indeed I will." "Tillie," returned the mother, thinking of the -mort gage every minute, " I'll sacrifice everything to see you happy! I don't care if it beggars me, I'll see you through. These places are awful extortionate, but you won't hear one whimper out of my head even if they charge us two dollars a day; no, not even if they charge two and a half!" "Now, ma, that's good of you!" cried Miss Tillie, in her most dulcet tones. "I'm glad you talk that way. It's sensible, and gives me the heart to go on; you'll find this is a good speculation, ma. Nothing venture, nothing win." " That's so," returned the fond mother. " But that 74 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. ain't why I feel as I do, Tillie. I know you love the colonel, and I know it'll be a good match for you. Come, dear, less go down to supper before everything's eat up. Ain't you most ready ? " " Yes, ma," cooed Miss Tillie, lovingly, and they blew out their tallow candle and passed out into the hall and down into the dining-room, a vast, dimly lighted room, where, as it was now after eight o'clock, there was no one but the late arrivals by the boat. Mrs. Gipps and Miss Tillie called for a steak, some Saratoga chips, and toast and tea, and they both pro nounced the meal very fair "for such a place as this!" "You couldn't expect anything better in such a hole," said Miss Tillie, devouring her supper raven ously. Immediately on leaving the dining-room they re turned to the office to examine the register in quest of the colonel. After turning several pages, Miss Tillie exclaimed in an excited whisper in her mother's ear: " Look 1 look ! See what I've found ! ' Mrs. Flushing, Eatonton, Ala., room 8'; and it's his handwriting! Now, where's his name ? " She looked all the way down the page and then turned it, and the next, and the next, when, near the foot, some two or three days later, she found the entry in the same handwriting : "Col. Flushing, Eatonton, Ala.; room 8." " Is it possible he's been here and gone ! " exclaimed the Gipps family in an excited chorus. " Less us ask the clerk if he's here yet." But no! they had gone.! The gentleman had met with an accident in the surf in the effort to rescue a lady from drowning and was laid up there for several days and hence the mysterious visits of the two ladies THE GIPPS FAMILY AT FIRE ISLAND. 75 to his room in the city for his baggage but he had left that morning for the Catskills. Hearing this, the Gipps family unanimously desired to know what time they could get away from the island the next day, and the clerk replied that they could go at 3 : 30 in the afternoon. Swarms of other guests were thronging around ask ing questions or making observations, and the clerk, turning to one and another, soon forget the anxious party asking about the colonel; and Mrs. Gipps and Miss Tillie slunk away and went out to walk on the piazza and take counsel together as to what they should do next. " I tell you how I feel ! " cried Miss Tillie; " I feel like going to the Catskills ! " " I feel the same way/' responded the mother. " Here we've been and spent all this money and ain't made anything by it yet. The colonel' must be a mighty fickle man ! . But, as you say, if you are only on hand your chances are as good as anybody's. We'd be only so much money out of pocket if we gave up now; and I feel as if it was my duty to see you through." "That's right, ma! You talk real sensible about this. It would be a shame to spend all this money and then give up. Now stand by me, ma, and you'll never repent." " It's a bargain, then, we'll go," returned the good mother. " I know your word is as good as your bond; and you'll repay me for all my sacrifices." " Yes, ma," returned Miss Tillie, " you know me like a book." The matter being decided, they strolled down the board walk leading to a long row of cottages belong ing to the hotel and occupied by guests, and looked dully and sleepily upon the scene. The famous harbor 76 COL. JUDSON Of 1 ALABAMA. light, a short distance from the hotel, threw a weird, unearthly glare over the lonely, barren waste of sand weird and unearthly enough to arouse the most super stitious awe; but neither Mrs. Gipps nor Miss Tillie was sufficiently impressionable to feel any such subtle influence. Their souls were absorbed by a different set of emotions; they stared about them and strove to penetrate the gloom beyond, only to see if there was anything scandalous going on in the darkness, rather than with any interest in the wild grandeur and beauty of the scene. Finding nothing here of interest, they returned to the piazza which surrounded the house, and, assuming the air of ladies of wealth and high social position, and of perfect peace of mind concerning their bills and their station in life, they fell in behind the other prom- enaders, and walked all around the hotel, arm in arm, making up a cash estimate of the value of other women's clothes and jewels, and criticising their move ments and personal appearance, concerning the latter of which they took extreme pessimistic views, denounc ing everybody as either ferociously ugly or abomina bly old. In fact, according to the Gipps family, there was nobody in the world who would ever see thirty again; and almost everybody was "rising of forty." As for beauty, they were sure it was all artificial; while to them, any evidence of wealth was a proof that people were living beyond their means or else were engaged in some nefarious business. Gentlemen and their wives suffered even worse. Miss Tillie wondered if they were married ; and ladies were compromised by the attentions of their husbands, Mrs. Gipps declaring every time that it was some other man's wife and some other woman's husband. But they by no means felt at their ease. Miss Tillie THE GIPPS FAMILY AT FIRE ISLAND. 77 felt that everybody knew her best back silk dress was the only one she had; and Mrs. Gipps felt that every body knew she took lodgers for a living when she could get any. In spite of everything, they felt like shams, pretenders, and humbugs, and they longed to hide their heads. At last Miss Tillie whispered : " Less go to bed; I'm tired half to death." " Me, too," responded Mrs. Gipps. And they sought the seclusion of their little room. " Doesn't it look too mean for anything ? " cried Miss Tillie, as she lighted, the candle and looked around the sparsely furnished apartment. " Well, it's cheap," replied Mrs. Gipps, " so it's all for the best. It won't kill us for one night," though she changed her mind after she got into bed, and. firmly believed she couldn't live till morning. Miss Tillie as the superior being, the prospective moneyed party, took a seat in the chair; while her mother, as the inferior member of the family, the poor relation, seated herself on the side of the bed; and then they discussed and animadverted upon the people they had seen down-stairs till overcome by the fatigue of the day, when they retired to bed and fell asleep, re gretting their inability to get away earlier. In fact on this point they had not made the same searching investigation which they had so ably devoted to other people's business. The clerk didn't say they could not go before three-thirty. They asked when they could get off, and he replied that they could go at three- thirty; or perhaps, to be more exact, his actual words were : " There's a boat at three-thirty P.M." And if they had pursued the investigation with the energy and ardor which they had infused into the labor of looking into the colonel's affairs, they doubtless would have 78 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. unearthed the fact that there was also a boat at six- thirty in the morning. Ignorant of this, however, they slept till seven and went down to breakfast at eight. After breakfast they strolled over to the boat-land ing and gazed on the Great South Bay for half an hour, and yawned and wished the boat went earlier. Then they returned to the hotel and sauntered over to the beach, a distance of about a quarter of a mile. But the grandeur and sublimity of the Atlantic Ocean failed to make any impression upon them, while the glitter of the sun upon the water did they unani mously pronounced it " horrid " and returned to the hotel; and wandering idly and aimlessly about, they came upon the bowling-alley, where they passed the remainder of the morning watching the players. They ate their dinner early, and, in despair of find ing any other amusement till the time to start, they wandered over to the beach again. By this time, the tide having served, large numbers of people were collected there, and the Gipps family, though often bemoaning the absence of the colonel and the opportunity for a love adventure, managed to pass the time so pleasantly looking at the bathers that it was nearl\ r three o'clock before they thought of re turning. On arriving at the office, where Mrs. Gipps paused to settle her bill, they learned that the boat left the landing at three-ten instead of three-thirty, whereat they suspected the clerk of deceiving them by design, although that individual gave the sufficient ex planation that the boat didn't get off till three-thirty, although she left the landing at three- ten or therea bouts. In consternation, Miss Tillie flew up-stairs to pack the satchel; and Mrs. Gipps hurriedly called for her bill. THE GIPPS FAMILY AT FJKE ISLAND. 79 " It's just eight dollars/' replied the clerk, calmly. "Eight dollars!" shrieked Mrs. Gipps. "Why! we only came last night ! " " Yes, it's just one day," responded the clerk, peace ably. " But there's only two of us," cried Mrs. Gipps, in astonishment. "Yes, ma'am, four dollars a day we charge." " Oh ! " cried Mrs. Gipps. But there were other peo ple paying their bills without a murmur; and how genteel it did look to pay whatever was demanded without dispute! So she handed up the money just as Miss Tillie appeared with the satchel in one hand and her mother's bonnet, parasol, and dolman in the other. " You won't have time to go up-stairs again," she cried; and indeed it was already five minutes past three. Mrs. Gipps hurriedly put on her bonnet at the par lor mirror; and by virtue of rapid traveling down the board-walk to the landing, they caught the boat. " I'd swum across the Great South Bay," cried Mrs. Gipps, "before I'd stayed there another day. They charged eight dollars! A pretty penny this trip has cost; and I've got to telegraph for that umbrella yet! I don't see how in the world I can stand it to go to the Catskills. I'll be dead broke." "Give it up, then!" snarled Miss Tillie, "and you can pay off your mortgage the best way you can." " There's no knowing as we'll ever find the colonel," snappishly retorted the discouraged husband-hunter. " It's my opinion it's only another wild-goose chase." " You can go or not, as you like," sullenly returned Miss Tillie. "If you don't choose to go, I'll pawn my watch and rings and bracelets, and push on alone. Never say die is my motto! But if I have to make 80 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. such a sacrifice as that, I'll cut adrift from every blessed soul that bears the name of Gipps mark that!" " Oh, of course ! of course ! It would be all I would expect of you, anyhow," retorted the mother. " I'd never expect you to do anything 1 for me. You always was a selfish girl, Matilda Gipps; and you'd stand by and see me spend my last dollar trying- to find you a husband; and there's no knowing as the colonel will ever propose." At this Miss Tillie glared so fiercely at her mother that that g-ood woman was almost afraid of being strangled on the spot. "You know better than that!" hissed the young- lady. Leaving her mother to herself she went to an other part of the boat and sat looking dismally oat upon the bay, a very melancholy girl, thinking how large and bony her fingers always looked without her rings, and how doubly large and bony her wrists looked without her bracelets, not to mention the loss of air and style suffered by the absence of these, her only evidence of wealth. She had just vowed a vow to see her mother die in the alms-house and buried in the Potter's field, when that prudent woman made her appearance, penitent and humble again. " I'm a-go'n' to see you through," she said. " I don't know as it's right to back out after I've given my word to do it. My word is as good as my bond." Miss Tillie continued looking stonily forth upon the great heaving waste of water and made no immediate reply, though a huge burden had rolled off her heart. "I want to do everything I can to advance your in- t'rest; you know that as well as I do," continued the penitent mother, filling up the gaps in the conversa tion with embarrassed a-hems. THE GIFPS FAMILY AT FIRE ISLAND. 81 "I know what's to my interest is to yours, too," haughtily returned Miss Tillie, without removing- her gaze from the water. " It's your speculation as much as 'tis mine." " I know that," returned the contrite parent. " I know that perfectly well, and I'm a-go'n' to see you through; and I wouldn't 'a' lost my temper so if it hadn't 'a' been for that scand'lous bill. But there's no use minding what I say when I'm put out," and, still striving to draw her daughter's recollection off their little falling out, she added, "Did you ever dream o' them charg'n' four dollars a day ?" " No, I never did," returned Miss Tillie, trying to en courage her mother's advances. "I never heard of anything so awful." " It ain't go'n' to happen again, though," replied Mrs. Gipps, determined to appear cheerful. " I've got my wisdom teeth cut now, you bet; so I ain't a-go'n' to think no more about that; and I don't want you to worry about it, either; so cheer up I guess we'll come out all right. As to the umberrella, that was my own carelessness. I've got nobody to blame but myself for that. But we'll want it if we're goin' to the Catskills; and I'm a-go'n' to telegraph for it the first thing I do when we get to Babylon." And she did telegraph, and it cost her a dollar; but as she had so sadly predicted, she never more beheld it; nor did she ever receive the faintest tidings from it, but she was just as censorious of the world ever after for thus wrongfully dispossessing her of that cherished umbrella as though she had come rightfully by it herself. 6 82 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. CHAPTER VI. THE ADVENTURES AND MISADVENTURES OF THE GIPPS FAMILY IN THE CATSKILLS. IT was half-past six when Mrs. Gipps and Miss Tillie arrived in Long Island City ; and as there was no time, in such an awful emergency, to pay their home a visit before proceeding- on their journey, they crossed by James' Slip ferry; and calling- a hack, which cost them another dollar, they drove as fast as the driver could be induced to go, to the Catskill night boat at the foot of Harrison Street, where they arrived Justin time to get aboard. Mrs. Gipps went alone to the captain's office to buy the tickets and secure a stateroom, and Miss Tillie sought the Jadies' saloon, where, a few minutes later, she was joined \)y her mother smoking with indigna tion and the excitement and wrath engendered by an unsuccessful, inglorious battle over the fares. " Four dollars more ! " she gasped. " A dollar apiece fare, and the same for a stateroom, and he wouldn't take any less though I told him we could both sleep in the same berth, and that anyhow I didn't expect to sleep a wink all night for the noise. But he said there wasn't no noise on his boat, and he'd as lieves we'd sleep in both berths and take our comfort as any way." No sooner had the boat started than a very black negro in a dirty apron went through the saloon and out on deck ringing a very deep-toned bell, announc ing supper in the gentlemen's cabin; behind him THE GIPPS FAMILY IN THE CATSKILLS. 83 came the stewardess, a very genteel mulatto woman with crinkly hair, who, to crush out any idea of econ omy on the part of any of the parsimonious female pas sengers on board, addressed the ladies individually, asking them if they " wished supper," and offering her services in bringing it up if they so desired. Mrs. Gipps and Miss Tillie, having improvidently dined early at the hotel on Fire Island through sheer idleness and want of occupation, were now nearly famished; but they had laid in a cheap supply of pro visions on their way from the ferry, consisting of a paper bag of crackers and five cents' worth of peanut candy; they, therefore, replied opulently to the solici tations of the stewardess, though with suspicious par ticularity, that they had only just dined and had no appetite for supper. The stewardess artfully concealed her real opinion on that point, and the Gipps family retreated imme diately to their stateroom, where they fell at once upon the crackers and cand} 7 . These being devoured, and their appetites being only the sharper, they began to feel that they were being foolishly economical and doing themselves a great injustice. What was the use, Miss Tillie thought, to starve herself to death if she was going to marry a rich man so soon ? And what was the use, Mrs. Gipps thought, to punish herself this way when, should she fail to have a rich son-in-law pretty shortly, at least there was another way yet of making the colonel foot the bills; so when Miss Tillie declared her belief that it was all nonsense going without their supper, she by no means reluctantly acquiesced, and they went down to the table, thereby adding another dollar to the bill the colonel was destined to pa} 7 . After supper Miss Tillie proposed going out on deck 84 COL. JUDSOJST OF ALABAMA. to see the Palisades and the rest of the scenery along the Hudson, but Mrs. Gipps wanted to stay in the saloon and watch a young couple at the piano and see if they went into the same stateroom together; and Miss Tillie, nothing loth, kept her company. The young man, however, went ashore at the next stopping-place; but, by this time the curiosity of the Gipps family had been turned upon several other peo ple, and they forgot the Palisades entirely and re mained inside till the saloon began to grow empty, when they retired to their stateroom. Miss Tillie was already laid away on the top shelf when Mrs. Gipps made the astounding discovery that her daughter, in packing the satchel so hastily at Fire Island, had left her parent's night-dress and slippers behind. As the lost property was not Miss Tillie's, that young lady took an exclusively humorous view of the situation, and several unmistakable giggles emanated from the upper berth. "It's no laughing matter!" snappishly cried Mrs. Gipps, once more on the point of falling out with her beloved daughter as all her losses and expenses rushed upon her in their aggregate force. " What am I to do, I'd like to know? I shall freeze! And that was my best night-gown, too; and my slippers hardly worn a bit! You took mighty good care not to leave your own things behind!" "I'll give you every night-gown I've got," gayly cried Miss Tillie. " I'll give them to you the very day I order my trousseau, and all the slippers you want; so now ! " Mrs. Gipps, striving to console herself with the belief that she was not going to be always poor and pinched, and that the time would soon arrive when the loss of THE GIPPS FAMILY IN THE CATSKILLS. 85 a night-dress and a pair of slippers would be nothing to her, endeavored to compose herself to sleep; but the want of sleeves in the garment she had substituted for the lost one, the whistling- of the boat, and the handling of the freight, kept her awake nearly the whole night. In the morning, emerging from their stateroom at the hour when they were due at Catskill, they found a thick fog enveloping the boat, which was scarcely moving; and the stewardess, informing them that it would be a couple of hours yet before they could reach their destination, urgently recommended their taking some breakfast. Miss Tillie had been feeling opulent for the last eight-and-forty hours; Mrs. Gipps had been feeling faint and exhausted ever since three o'clock in the morning; and since the colonel was to foot the bills, they resolved to have some breakfast, and accord ingly they gladdened the mulatto woman's heart by acquiescing in her benevolent proposition. No sooner had they paid in advance for some very thick coffee and some very cold, overdone steak cut from the hind leg of some superannuated ox, than the boat came to a dead halt. Miss Tillie thought she had grounded or gone ashore and was just going for her life-preserver, when they heard " Catskill ! " an nounced. They gulped the coffee down without stopping to taste of it; but the steak reverted to the owners of the boat and appeared on the table that night, on the down trip, in the form of meat patties. But their adventures and misfortunes had just begun, especially as they were not quite sure just where they wanted to go. Scarcely had they stepped ashore when they were swallowed ux> in a mob of hack-drivers and runners for 86 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. the hotels on the mountains and in the vicinity of the village. As soon as Mrs. Gipps had succeeded in explaining that she wanted to go up the mountains somewhere and hunt up some friends by the name of Colonel Flushing-, a chorus of voices arose on alt sides, each one claiming to have taken the party up and to know just where they were. It was difficult to know which to believe; but the sturdiest and most ingenious liar in the whole crowd won the day, and then Mrs. Gipps inquired his price. " Three dollars apiece from the landing to the Moun tain House, and a dollar an hour after that." Mrs. Gipps nearly shrieked. She had been under the impression that she could go up in a stage for half a dollar; but Miss Tillie scowled upon her privately and snarled " Don't !" and the same reflections that had consoled her in all her expenditures hitherto sustained her now. Already they had parted with twenty-two dollars and eight3 r -one cents since starting on this journey, including their expenditures in telegraphing for the lost umbrella and their outlays for the paper bag of crackers and the peanut candy ; but singularly enough, instead of feeling just so much the poorer, the more they spent the richer they felt; and the longer they remained away from home pretending to be wealthy, traveling around in company with other rich people, wearing black silk dresses instead of seersucker petticoats all day long, indulging themselves in all their appetites craved, the stronger grew the hallucina tion that they were very wealthy people and were about to form a matrimonial alliance with a Southern gentleman of vast means. They therefore took their seats in the carriage a handsome barouche in perfect condition drawn by THE GIPPS FAMILY IN *THE CATSKILLS. 87 two large, glossy, handsome horses, and driven by a crafty, obsequious fellow, who evidently took them for people of fortune, thus adding all the more to the power and force of their own delusions in that respect. Little heed the Gipps family gave to the scenery as they passed along. They scarcely observed the effects of the exhilarating air. Miss Tillie was overcome with excitement at thoughts of the approaching meeting with the colonel and the certainty of soon knowing all his secrets; and Mrs. Gipps was silerrtty turning over in her own mind what she was going to do when she came at last into the colonel's presence ; but so many different and opposite contingencies presented them selves to her imagination that she at last resolved to abandon the problem and let matters take their course. And matters did take their course. They drove to all the hotels on the mountains. Miss Tillie descended from the carriage and paced opulently back and forth on the piazza every time they stopped, sniffed the air knowingly, and gazed with a fine affec tation of aesthetic rapture upon the scenery; and her mother went into the office and examined the register. At last, to their astonishment, after visiting all the large hotels, they came upon a modest little house surrounded by a thick pine grove, where they found on the register, in the colonel's handwriting, under date of the previous Mondaj^, the very day he left Fire Island, " Col. Judson and wife, Eatonton, Ala/' The change of name by no means misled the Gippses. They understood it at once. The colonel was with the Jewess; and they were traveling under the name of " Judson," which, of course, belonged to neither. Further investigation revealed that they had left the next morning. The proprietor himself had driven 88 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. them to Tannersville and had left them at a boarding- house there. The boarding-house was readity designated; their driver knew all about it; and the Gipps family, now full of excitement, unanimously resolved to drive thither forthwith. But by this time it was one o'clock in the afternoon; and their obsequious driver humbly begged to be al lowed to bate his horses and eat some dinner before going further. The opulent ladies in the carriage, as a matter of course, graciously acceded to this request, and, the exhilarating air having given them both a fine appetite, they resolved to dine themselves before prosecuting their search further. Everything was very economical about the house, the dinner extremely simple and primitive; and the Gipps family wondered and speculated not a little that the colonel should have stopped here; but the landlady presently came in and charged them a dol lar apiece for the meal, her price being gauged accord ing to the supposed depth of her visitors' pocket, and not with any reference to the actual market value of the food and drink provided. Mrs. Gipps paid the bill philosophically; Miss Tillie smiled superbly, and cast a few disdainful glances at the cheap furniture; and the two seated themselves loftily in the carriage again. "Well, I know one thing!" cried Miss Tillie as they started off. " I never will put up with it to have a hus band take me to a hotel like that ! I want to travel first-class or stay at home. Must be he daren't stop at any of the swell hotels because he had that Jew woman with him." " That's just it ! " quickly assented the mother, in deep relief of mind; for she had been secretly cherish- THE GIPPS FAMILY" IN THE CATSKILLS. 89 ing some sad misgivings as to the actual financial condition of her prospective son-in-law as well as pain ful doubts as to his liberality. " Yes, yes, now you mention it," she murmured, " I can see how it was. They won't take Jews at any o' those big hotels." " That's it ! " reaffirmed Miss Tillie. " W T hat a per fectly beastly dinner that was! What horrid stuff that pudden was! Rice pudden made with eggs!" she added contemptuously, though she ate enough of it to banish any doubts the landlady might have entertained as to whether or not it was made right. " No," she continued, as she leaned back with an afflu ent air in the carriage, " I sha'n't let my husband take me to a hotel like that! Now, I wanted some roast turkey to-day, and some ice-cream and pound cake, and English walnuts, and almonds and raisins, and to have to put up with boiled mutton and noth'n' but 'taters andVatery spinach, chock full of sand, and rice pudden, and red doilies two inches square, and holes in the table-cloth! I don't care if I do eat off a bare table at home, I want things nice when I go away ; and I shall tell the colonel so mighty quick. But I don't think he'll ever take me to such a mean hole. I s'pose he thought it was good enough for that Jew woman." "I think that must be it," replied Mrs. Gipps, strug gling bravely against her fears. "I can't believe but what the colonel has got plenty o' money." "Of course he has !" cried Miss Tillie, loftily, " and I'm go'n' to make him spend it ! " They reached Tannersville at half-past three; they might have been there an hour earlier, but the horses had walked nearly all the way; and the humble and obsequious driver had stopped three times to talk with his friends by the wayside. 90 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. Arriving at the house to which they had been di rected, they learned from the landlady, Mrs. Has- brouck, and her register that " Colonel Judson and wife, Eaton ton, Ala.," dined there on Tuesday last; and that her son, Mr. Stephen Hasbrouck, had, she believed, driven them over to Dave Van Tassel's, a place several miles distant, where she understood they had taken board. Mr. Stephen Hasbrouck was at present off with a party of the boarders and would not be back till about supper time; but when he returned ho could tell them more about it and could take them over to Van Tas sel's if they liked, or wherever it was he had left the parties. Mrs. Gipps and Miss Tillie, in exultation at this cheering news, immediately decided to dismiss their carriage and await the young man's return; but they shuddered at the thought of paying the bill. The humble and obsequious driver, however, was not in the least diffident or backward about it. They had arrived at the Mountain House at eleven, and it was now four. The bill, he said, was sixteen dollars; and he never quailed or blinked. But affluent as the Gipps family felt, they broke into a chorus of astounded "ohs!" and wanted to know how that could be. The humble and obsequious driver demonstrated it easily enough. Didn't he agree to charge three dol lars apiece to the Mountain House, and a dollar an hour apiece after that ? "What! a dollar apiece! and do you mean to say you charge for the dinner hour too ? " cried Mrs. Gipps. Indeed he did, returned the humble and obsequi ous driver. " Why not ? " THE GIPPS FAMILY IN THE CATSKILLS. 91 Of course the Gipps family paid the bill. In fact they had no alternative; for the humble and obsequi ous driver looked capable at any moment of detaining their very persons in default thereof; moreover, the whole community (consisting of the landlady, a near relative of the humble and obsequious driver's wife, and all her hired girls who had known him all their lives) agreed that the bill was exceedingly moderate and just; aud it was a full mile to any other habita tion. For a while, as Mrs. Gipps and Miss Tillie sat alone in the plainly furnished, barren-looking parlor of the unpretentious little boarding-house, they felt impover ished and doleful enough, but when the boarders, dressed for supper, began to appear, their spirits rose; they felt wealthy again; and when the son returned and declared that the distance to the house to which he had driven the colonel was too great and the road too rough to admit of his taking them there with his tired horses that night, they complacently called for a room and remained till the next day. On retiring to the privacy of their own apartment Mrs. Gipps, feeling anxious for the immediate future, sat down to count her money. They had neither of them summed up their total expenditures since they started a talent for mental arithmetic not running in the family; and now, to their unbounded astonish ment and alarm, they discovered that they had but fifteen dollars left ! " I must V been robbed on the boat last night ! " cried Mrs. Gipps, in bewilderment and fright; and even Miss Tillie looked pale ; but quickly bringing forth her pencil she reckoned up their outlays. It was just forty dollars and eighty-one cents! So the money had not been stolen they had had 92 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. the pleasure of spending it themselves, and they began to feel better. Their importance rose in their own estimation as they contemplated the total amount. They felt wealthier than ever. What wonderful stories the3 T could tell now of the awful expenses of their sum mer travels to the seaside and mountains, and how they had been imposed upon, what extortions they had suffered ! But for the present it was necessary to economize; for there was great peril that long before they could reach home their purse would run dry. It was quite improbable that the colonel would suggest such a thing as rushing through a marriage before returning to the city; and although they could borrow something once he was overtaken, yet they must not recklessly over look the fact that he may have started back or gone beyond the possible reach of their depleted exchequer. Under this aspect of affairs Miss Tillie proposed her mother's ascertaining immediately what it was going to cost them for the carriage in the morning; and, to prevent the landlady and her son from harboring any suspicion prejudicial to their financial condition, she must first proclaim her unalterable resolve, in view of the extortions practised upon her, never to hire a car riage again without making her bargain in advance. Mrs. Gipps adopted and acted upon the suggestion at once, and presently returned with the alarming in telligence that the man declared his very bottom price for the job was six dollars. And then for a long time there was whispering in the Gipps apartment all un conscious of the beauty of the night outside, of the moonlight on the mountains, of the shadows creeping over the hills, the Gippses sat whispering ! In the first place, it was all-important to maintain their dignity and their character as wealthy people. THE GIPPS FAMILY IN THE CATSKILLS. 93 To do so, it was of the first importance not to run out of money ; therefore the} 7 resolved to set forth in the morning on foot immediately after breakfast. They would profess to have changed their minds about looking up their friends for the present, and would represent that they were going out for a little stroll. It would, of course, look queer to take their satchel; but they mast manage to carry it so as not to attract attention. Of course it would be impossible to walk any great distance; but they would start and trust in Providence to send some farmer along with an offer of a free ride. They carried out the programme to the letter. Mrs. Gipps, with Christian fortitude and resigna tion, or something resembling these qualities, paid the bill, which was four dollars and a half, and they set forth, greatly to the astonishment of the landlady, who assured them they could never make the journey on foot. But, buoyed up by the belief that everybody thought they were rich, and that the landlady believed what they had told her, they at first felt neither the fatigue of walking nor the burden of carrying the satchel. But when their best shoes began to feel ]ike a vise on all their corns and joints, and their best black silk dresses began to be covered with dust, and all the folds and ruffles had turned gray; when their arms began to ache carry ing the satchel by turns, and their fingers came through their gloves in the endeavor to hold their skirts up out of the heavy, yellow dust, and to carry their parasols to protect themselves from the blazing sun ; when their tongues grew parched with thirst, and their black silk dresses, under the hot sun, felt like burning glasses on their backs, and the per spiration rolled down their faces then they felt like 94 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. paupers and pariahs; and, oh! how they longed for their seersucker petticoats, their loose gingham sacks, and their big clacking shoes ! But on they trudged, till they came to a huge flat rock under a wide-spreading oak. There was no house in sight and no one visible along the road. Gladly seating themselves they removed their gloves, and, fanning themselves vigorously, they sat there half an hour or more expecting to be overtaken by some ac commodating countryman and invited to ride. Their spirits rose, and they talked as usual of the colonel and of their theories and speculations; but when, every now and then, some magnificent carriage with gleaming wheels and harness and splendid horses rolled by with wealthy occupants looking so cool and happy as they sniffed the country air and gazed upon the mountains lying before and on all sides, and when great clouds of dust rolled back upon them in their lowly seat by the roadside, then they began to feel like tramps and vagabonds again. Occasionally a clumsy old farmer's wagon passed them; but none offered to take them up. They were too evidently city people, and to these the farmers hereabout no longer offered such courtesies. Matters, therefore, began to look serious. The sun was climbing higher in the sky and the day was growing fiercely hot. Miss Tillie was sure her feet were blistered; Mrs. Gipps was hardly able to move, so greatly had she aggravated all her old complaints ; but spurred to rise from their humble seat by the appearance of another affluent party in another large glittering carriage, they again started on their way; and thus they con tinued, alternately walking and resting under shady trees, sometimes appeasing their hunger by picking THE GIPPS FAMILY IN THE CATSKILLS. 95 berries that grew abundantly along- the roadside. The way was lonely, lying the greater part of the time through uncultivated, hilly regions or woods, with only now and then a miserable hovel or a dilapidated farmhouse to be seen. "You was talk'n'," remarked Mrs. Gipps, looking drearily around upon the rural scene, "about go'n' to live with the colonel down South. I don't see how you're ago'n' to stand it liv'n* in the country ." "Oh, that was all taffy!" replied the young lady. " I had to talk that way to him. But after we are once married, the colonel's got to sell his plantation and come North to live. I want to go to Europe first, and then I want him to buy a house on Fifth Avenue. I despise the country ! If I had my way, there wouldn't be any country. I'd have all the roads paved with Belgian blocks or asphalt like the drives in Central Park. And these horrid frightful woods I'd have all chopped down. I don't see anything here to make such a fuss about. As to its being cooler in the coun try, I never was so hot in New York City as I am this minute." "Me neither," responded the mother. "It's just as hot here as anywhere. I never could see anything in the country to admire." And true it was, the beautiful shaded walks, the romantic vistas through the woods, the glimpses of mountains and distant woodlands, had no value for them; but on they drearily tramped, striving to ap pear to the dwellers of the few habitations they passed, or to the people they met, as if they enjoyed them selves and were walking for exercise, though they were faint with hunger, paralyzed with fatigue, and over come with heat, and yet, although it was now two o'clock, they had not traveled above two miles; more- 96 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. over, a shower was evidently imminent, and they had no umbrella. Under these circumstances they unanimously agreed that there could be no danger whatever of their not finding the colonel at last, in which case they would be in funds again; therefore it was perfect folly to put these miseries upon themselves, and they were re solved to stop at the next respectable-looking habita tion, ask for dinner, and see if they could hire any kind of an inexpensive farmer's wagon with a steady horse which they could drive themselves. By this time the sky had grown inky black, the wind had risen, the trees in the woods whistled fright fully; there was a sudden and appalling change of temperature; loud bursts of thunder quickly followed one another, and soon great drops of rain dashed furi ously against them. There was not a house of any de scription anywhere to be seen till the storm was full upon them, when, drenched through, bespattered with mud, breathless from running, they arrived at a two- story white farmhouse standing on a hill some dis tance back from the road. A tall woman, with the same bright red cheeks which they had seen everywhere here in the mountains, was standing at a side door looking out upon the storm, and as she saw the strangers approaching she disap peared a moment, reappearing at the front door, which she unbolted with a loud noise and opened with some difficulty, as if it were used only on rare occasions. Her visitors were evidently city people she was sure of that; though how to account for their predica ment was a mystery; but she opened the door wide and invited them in with all the cordiality to be ex pected of a substantial farmer's wife who had always supposed herself as goed as anybody else, till the city THE GTPPS FAMILY IN THE CATSKILLS. 97 people began to come about, and till her daughter, who had gone to be a chambermaid at one of the hotels on the mountains, had been snubbed and taught her place by the ladies. But she invited the bedraggled, sorry-looking pair in, took them into her best spare bedroom, hung their clothes up to dry by the kitchen fire, and very readily agreed to keep them all night. Then she laid a cloth for their supper by themselves in the dining-room, an apartment rarely put to such a use, it being commonly employed as a sitting-room. By the time their clothes were dry their supper was ready ; and with all possible expedition they dressed for the much-longed-for meal, which they found to consist of cold boiled ham, hot biscuit, potcheese, rasp berries and cream, four kinds of cake, and green tea. Mrs. Gipps and Miss Tillie, famished though they were, yet determined to let pass no opportunity to show off their gentility, loftily survej'ed the ample re past, and remarked superciliously that they never ate ham, after which, without further pretense to aristoc racy of appetite, they fairly bankrupted the table. By this time, the rain having ceased, they withdrew to the piazza, from which there was a fine view of the moun tains ; and here they contentedly sat and ridiculed every thing they had eaten and everything in the house which they had seen; then they penetrated into the bosom of the farmer's family, whom they found in the kitchen. The men were smoking on the porch around the back door; the farmer's wife and her grown-up daugh ter were washing up the dishes. Mrs. Gipps and Miss Tillie condescended to accept seats, though with great loftiness, and explained their desilfe to procure some kind of a conveyance for a couple of hours the next morning. They wanted a 7 98 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. horse which they could drive themselves (and they were privately resolved to make him accomplish the journey in the time specified). The farmer's wife introduced her husband, who was smoking a pipe in the doorway; but he was not very cordial in his greeting, nor did he appear to cudgel his brains very much to study how to advance their inter ests. Not to mention the way his girl, Jenny, had had her feelings hurt at the hotel, he had suffered not a lit tle at the hands of the summer boarders of the vicinage himself. They came to his house and drank up all his spruce beer and buttermilk without offering to pay a penny; they went through his woods and killed his trees, stripping off the bark; they took down his pas ture bars and left them down and let all his cattle and sheep into the road for him to hunt for, or, perhaps, rescue from the pound after paying his fine ; they ran over his wheat fields as if tramping down wheat would make it grow and all the easier to cut; and one of their bird dogs killed one of his finest turkeys one day, thus throwing a large family of little ones upon the world to be devoured by hawks; and they stopped and impressed him into their service for repairs to their carriages or harness when he had his own work to do, or was already tired out even to the extent of taking off a wagon wheel to grease. So when he turned and acknowledged the introduc tion to Mrs. Gipps and Miss Tillie, he was by no means the" same hospitable old codger he always was when the neighbors dropped in or when the minister called ; for, besides all the rest, his wife had told him what thej 7 said about not eating ham. His own horses, he said, were not fit for a lady to drive ; besides which, he was working them and was very busy getting in his rye. THE GIPPS FAMILY IN THE CATSKILLS. 99 "Dear me!" cried Mrs. Gipps, arrogantly, "can't you spare your horse for just two hours ?" " Can't do it, r'ally," returned the farmer, studying the toe of his boot very attentively, but determined to stick to what he said. " I ain't got only four horses now, anyway, and there ain't none of 'em I could trust a lady to drive. None o' my women folks ever drive 'em. They skeer too easy; and one on 'em r'ars, and t'other two are only colts they was only broke to harness last fall." " Dear me ! what'll we do ! " cried the disappointed Gipps family in a chorus, gazing- in despair at the hard-hearted farmer. " It's very important for us to get off from here early in the morning ; and we only want a horse two hours," pleaded Mrs. Gipps. " I'm sorry," replied the farmer, knocking the ashes from his pipe without looking at the distressed ladies; and, thinking all the time about the bird dog, and the wagon wheel he greased, and about how he and his wife and his girl Jenny had been looked down upon by the city people, he added inexorably, " I'd send one o' my men with ye, but you see how I'm fixed my rye's got to be got in." " Well, then, dear me ! " cried Mrs. Gipps, pettishly, " can't you tell us where we can get a horse ? " " No, I can't, r'alty," coldly replied the farmer, fold ing his arms and puffing away at his pipe. " Everbody about here is awful busy getting in their rye; and I'm sure I don't know where you could get a rig." " Father, don't you think," interposed the daughter, a little ashamed of her father's behavior, " that p'raps they might get Bowler's horse and buggy ? " " Wall, I don't know," replied the father, "p'raps so. But I guess Bowler's gett'n' in his rye, too," 100 COL. JUDSOJST OF ALABAMA. "Wall, for my part/' said the farmer's wife, thinking her husband was piling 1 on the vindictive a little too steep considering that these boarders didn't own the bird-dog and that they hadn't let down the bars yet, though to be sure they said they never ate ham; but as long as they did eat it, she was willing to accept that as an apology and overlook the offense. " For my part/' she said, "I think Bowler's folks would be glad o' the chance to let out their hoss." Bowler, she explained, resided in the next house, a quarter of a mile beyond. " If you like, I'll send one o' the boys to see," she added. Mrs. Gipps, having by this time abated somewhat of her arrogance, declared that she would consider it a great favor; and the boy set off, presently returning with Mrs. Bowler, a thin, unwholesome-looking little woman in a green calico sun-bonnet. The Bowlers belonged to quite a different stratum of society altogether from that to which the Hardings belonged. Bowler owned only about forty or fifty acres; a part of the time he worked out by the day among the larger farmers; and Mrs. Bowler was al ways trying to get enough ahead to be able to fix up the house so she could take summer boarders; for their house had a fine view of the mountains, and they had an excellent well of water and some splendid old shade trees; so she was very glad of the opportunity to let the horse and wagon, as Bowler could get along without it for half a day. She was very timid and greatly overawed by the august presence of two such magnificent city ladies; and aware of her own deficiencies as well as of the de ficiencies of both the horse and wagon, she made the bargain without once raising her eyes or attempting THE GIPPS FAMILY IN THE CATSKILLS. 101 to look them in the face; so Mrs. Gipps and Miss Tillie had it all their own way and made the compact to suit themselves. They would pay a dollar and keep the carriage from two to three hours! " It will depend on how fast your horse goes about when we shall send him back," said Mrs. Gipps, trying to throw the responsibility on the horse. " Yes/' meekly assented Mrs. Bowler, " and on the distance," but this timid hint drew forth no explana tion. Mrs. Gipps dodged the question by abruptly in quiring if the horse was perfectly safe, and if there was any danger of his running away. This latter branch of the question brought the blush of shame to poor Mrs. Bowler's mouldy cheek. " You couldn't git him to run, to save you," she replied. " He's perfectly safe and gentle; only he's awful slow; but I'll give you the whip, and you can make him trot on a level." " Well, if he's that slow," quickly returned Mrs. Gipps, " there's no knowing how long it'll take to go where we want to go; though it isn't far." " Oh, well, as to that," replied Mrs. Bowler, feeling hard pushed, " you needn't to worry. Bowler'll man age to get along. Of course I know he's awful slow." " Guess we'll have to work our passage, ma," tit tered Miss Gipps; and Mrs. Bowler took her leave very much discomfited, though gratified at the prospect of making a dollar. As soon as the poor woman departed, Mrs. Gipps and Miss Tillie, anxious to establish their character as people of wealth and fashion, immediately began apol ogizing for the hard bargain they had driven, by nar rating their adventures and inveighing against the extortion to which they had been everywhere sub- 102 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. jected. In speaking of these latter matters, the hotel bill at Fire Island, where they said they stayed a week, became fifty-six dollars; the lost umbrella was worth fifteen dollars, the telegram cost two dollars and a half, meals on the boat were a dollar apiece, they gave a couple of dollars to the stewardess and a five-dollar bill to the steward ; and finally the livery bill up the mountains was twenty dollars. Hearing all these magnificent stories and believing them implicitly, Mrs. Harding sent her daughter to put two extra rugs down in her guests' room, directed her to fill the best lamp, and to put another clean towel in the room; and the next morning (apologizing for having no " butcher's meat ") she gave them a breakfast of fried ham and eggs, fried potatoes, hot biscuit, raspberry pie (with a top crust), doughnuts, coffee, and a pitcher of " whole milk "; and for the two meals for both, and their lodging, she charged them three dollars. " Now," whispered Mrs. Gipps, as they seated them selves on the piazza to wait for Mrs. Bowler with the carriage, " we'll have to look to the colonel for a loan, cert'n'; for I've got only seven dollars and a half left." " Well, don't fret about that," replied Miss Tillie, de termined to throw away dull care. " It doesn't give me a particle of uneasiness; and why should it you ? The colonel is a perfect gentleman; and when we tell him how we've been fleeced he'll offer us a loan with out waiting to be ast. So don't you say another word to me about money till we get there. I like to enjoy myself. I despise to be frett'n' about money. I know I'm goin' to marry a rich man, and I'm not going to worry myself to death about expenses." "Well, we've got this carriage cheap that's one good thing," mused Mrs. Gipps; "and it's time that THE GIPPS FAMILY IN THE CATSKILLS. 103 woman was here with it," she added, suddenly rousing up. " What does she mean by being so late as this, I wonder! What a miserable, good-for-noth'n', shilly shally, shiftless thing 1 she must be ! " Mrs. Bowler had agreed to bring- around the horse and buggy at nine o'clock, and to be punctual; but at nine-thirty she had not yet appeared. Miss Tillie and her mother, with the satchel at their side, still sat awaiting her on the front piazza. "Now, I tell you what it is!" cried Miss Tillie at last, looking at her watch and then in the direction of the Bowlers', "that woman ain't comin' a single step! She wasn't satisfied with the price." " What in the world shall we do ? " groaned Mrs. Gipps. " Less take the satchel and Walk over and let on we didn't mind the walk; and if we find she's gone back on us, less offer her a dollar and a half." " Very well," replied Mrs. Gipps, with a sigh. " You carry the satchel till I put on my gloves," said Miss Tillie, " and then I'll take it." But as she had only concluded her labors on the last button as they reached the Bowlers' dooryard, the mother carried it the whole way. As they reached the picturesque but somewhat di lapidated abode of the Bowlers, they found Mrs. Bowler just "hitching up." "He" had gone to work, she explained, and that was why she was doing it her self; and as they entered the dooryard she was en gaged in driving nails into some part of the bug-gy with a hammer. "Dear me! " cried Miss Tillie, arrogantly, as soon as it became evident that Mrs. Bowler harbored no thought of " going back " on her bargain, " here we have been waiting for you half an hour, and had to 104 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. walk this frightful distance, and you not ready yet!" " Why ! is it nine already ! " cried Mrs. Bowler, in affright. "My sakes! how time does slip away! I hope you'll excuse me. I had no idea it was so late. My clock don't go. It's been out o' order now for more'n a year and ain't got fixed yet, but I hope to get it in order this fall." " Well, it's to be hoped you will," sarcastically re torted Miss Tillie. " Poor ma is tired half to death and so am I; and we had this satchel to carry. Ma, let me hold it, you look so beat out." " I'm real sorry, I am indeed," replied Mrs. Bowler, backing around the horse for them to get into the bugg3 r , and striving hard, in her mild, meek way, to maintain the attitude and countenance of a peer. Though but a small farmer's wife and unused to being treated with deference by any one, she was by no means accustomed to being flouted at and treated as a vassal or serf except, perhaps, by Bowler. " It was my fault," she said apologetically. "I ought to 'a' begun sooner; but I'm bring'n' up our calf by hand ; an' this morning, the little slut! she kicked her pail over, an' I had to heat another pan o' milk for her! So that's the way time goes; and, as I said, I didn't r'ally know it was so late and I looked at the mark on the window sill, too." By this time Mrs. Gipps and Miss Tillie had suc ceeded in climbing into the wagon. It was a top-buggy, very respectable looking at first sight, but much worn and out of repair; and poor Mrs. Bowler, as they seated themselves magnificently on the old, worn-out cushion and took up the reins, both looked and felt that she was swindling them. "I'll have to tell you," she said in deep mortifica- THE GIPPS FAMILY IN THE CATSKILLS. 105 tion, " that you'll have to be a little keerf ul about how you drive down hill. I'm afraid o' them holdbacks; but mebbe they'll do. I've been driving- some nails in. If they was to give 'way you might be killed," she added nervously. "Well, that's pleasant, I'm sure!" loftily returned Miss Tillie, looking- censorious and haughty. "We ought to 'a' got our lives insured, ma." But Mrs. Gipps, perversely believing the woman was only speaking a word in the interest of the poor old horse to protect him against fast driving, only prom ised to be careful, but was nevertheless resolved to 'drive as fast as she could go. " Can't this top be put up ? " peevishly demanded Miss Tillie, as the hot sun fell upon them. " The top's broken," replied poor Mrs. Bowler, look ing ready to die of shame and conscious guilt. " I'm sorry, but he broke it this spring at the station. An other team took fright and backed into him, and it ain't got mended yet, though he's been a-going to get it done I don't know how many times." " Well, that's nice, I must say ! " cried the mother and daughter in a scornful, indignant chorus. " What's the use of a top if it can't be put up ? " ar rogantly demanded Mrs. Gipps. And then, satisfied that Mrs. B^owler would not have the courage, in face of these facts, to increase her charges, however long the} r might keep the horse, she drove off. And greatly elated they were. The morning was lovely, the air bracing, the horse and buggy fairly re spectable, and the colonel not above six miles away ! What could hinder them at last from safely arriving at the goal of their ambition ? As soon as they were out of sight, Mrs. Gipps, with whip in hand, began to test the abilities of the horse, 106 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. which, thus far, had displayed greater energy and activity with his tail, which he constantly switched over the reins, than with his legs. Applying the whip energetically to the poor beast's back, she succeeded in forcing him into a trot for a dozen yards or so; then he came sluggishly down to a very deliberate walk again, and switched his tail over the reins. Mrs. Gipps, enraged at the labor of removing this burden, at every other minute, from the reins, kept up a constant application of the whip, making him trot up hill and down; while on a level, when there was no one in sight, she forced him into a gallop. "I'll make ye go!" she yelled; while Miss Tillie, looking on with delight, triumphantly caroled forth a song: " I had a little pony his name was Dapple Gray; I lent him to a lady to ride a mile away. She licked him, she lashed him, she drove him through the mire; - I wouldn't lend my pony again for all the lady's hire." In this way they traveled about three miles. The horse was reeking with foam, and could be kept out of the slowest and feeblest of walks only by a constant application of the whip which the pitiless driver car ried in her hand all the time. Miss Tillie was still joyously caroling her song; and Mrs. Gipps, as they reached the top of a long, steep hill, lashing the horse with more energy than grace, cried out : "Now get along with ye! You needn't think you're go'n' to walk down hill and up hill too! " It was the last time she was called upon for that day to flourish her whip. The jaded animal broke into his ungainly, sluggish gallop his favorite gait when not allowed to walk, THE GIPPS FAMILY IN THE CATSKILLS. 107 jerking the carriage violently after him; and the next thing the hilarious party in the buggy knew, their hitherto spiritless, imperturbable beast gave sudden and overwhelming proof of latent power and energy utterly unsuspected kicking and plunging and appa rently striving to jump out of the harness, if not out of his very skin, and running at a furious rate down the steep, rocky hill. What had happened to cause this sudden and awful development of energy neither of the astonished and terrified females in the buggy once surmised, both of them having long ago forgotten Mrs. Bowler's warning concerning the holdbacks, if, indeed, they knew at all what holdbacks were, or what they were good for, much less what would happen if they should suddenly give out, as was now, at last, the case. But they knew the buggy was swaying frightfully from side to side, jolting violently over the stones, shaking them up till their teeth chattered ; and it was very clear that a smashup, if not a funeral or two, would soon be numbered among the adventures of their summer travels, and that, moreover, in a very unfavor able location; for they were not only at the top of a very steep hill, but at a curve of the road with a stone wall straight ahead on one side of the highway and a high embankment on the other. Now, would the horse, maddened brute that he was, even though only out of consideration for himself, and without regard to the heartless parties in the buggy, follow the bend of the road, or would he commit the suicidal folly of keeping on in a straight line and dash himself and his encumbrances against the wall ? Evidences pointed to the latter course as inevitable ; and the Gipps family, for the first time in years, spasmodically embraced one another; but finding no hope of succor or salva tion in one another's arms, they threw each other off 108 COL. JUDSOIST OF ALABAMA. like the repellent forces of two electrified bodies; and without consultation or any preconcerted arrangement, they simultaneously leaped from the carriage and went together down the embankment, rolling over and over the loose stones and loose earth, snatching fruitlessly at the tufts of coarse grass growing out of the gravel, till it seemed to them both that they would never reach bottom; but at last there was a splash; cold water penetrated in places to their skin and dashed over their faces. They had brought up in a shallow frog-pond at the foot of the embankment ! Miss Tillie was the first to express her emotion. "That devilish horse! That woman ought to be sued for damages ! Oh, I'm killed ! " She rose staggering, with difficulty dragging her feet out of the mud at the bottom of the pond. " Can't you get out ? " she cried censoriously to her mother, who was still floundering in the mud and slime. " Help me ! " feebly moaned the mother. " I guess my bones are all broke. I feel awful." "I guess you can't be hurt more'n me! " replied the affectionate daughter. " I'm most killed ! " The poor woman, with the ungracious aid of her un feeling offspring, limped painfully out of the frog-pond and sat down, groaning, on a rock in the muddy sides of the embankment; while Miss Tillie, somewhat re covered from the shock of her fall, began searching the pond with a stick. " What are you lookin* for ? " called out her mother in fault-finding tones. Miss Tillie fixed her gaze upon her parent with a fearful scowl. She had thus far refrained from divulg ing her misfortune, knowing her mother in ill condi tion to bear it; but now that she began to despair of THE GIPPS FAMILY IN THE CATSKILLS. 109 retrieving 1 her loss, it was necessary to her own peace of mind to find somebody or something- to blame. "If you hadn't beaten that horse so unmercifully this wouldn't have happened ! " she cried. " What you lost ? " demanded her mother, apprehen sively. " I've lost my teeth, that's what I've lost/' fiercely retorted the lovely damsel. "Good Lord!" cried the mother, as the full import of the misfortune dawned upon her a rich son-in-law dissolving- into thin air, a grand speculation coming" to naught, a homeward journey with an empty treas ury, the mortgage foreclosed! She hobbled anxiously to the edge of the pond and with another stick joined industriously in the search; but it was all in vain. They fished up nothing but long, green ropes of slime, and were obliged to aban don the quest; and together, and not without some difficulty, the two painfully crawled up the steep em bankment to the road, where they found the carriage scattered promiscuously about the country the front wheels in the middle of the road, the shafts broken on the ground near the wall, while the rear wheels and the top of the buggy had gone over the wall and lay in a heap on the ground in the rocky pasture beyond ; and the horse, dragging along- with him the reins and the harness, which was broken in every direction, was tranquilly grazing under the shade of some tall hick ory-trees half way down the hill. " What a narrer escape ! " g-asped Mrs. Gipps, as she surveyed the scene; and seating herself slowly and painfully on a rock by the roadside, she murmured feebly, "I've hurt my knee awful, and I'm afraid I've sprained my wrist." On taking a survey of the surrounding's and calcu- 110 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. lating 1 the distance they had traveled, they decided to conclude their journe3 r on foot across lots. From the top of the hill on which they stood they could see, diag onally across the pasture and woods beyond, the top of a tall, red, old-fashioned brick building- on a side road; and they remembered that Mr. Stephen Has- brouck, the young- man who had conveyed the colonel to his destination, told them that it was half a mile teeyond " the old brick church." " I don't believe it's more'n a mile across lots," as severated Miss Tillie; "and after spending all this money I, for one, had rather walk than give up.-" " It's more'n a mile to that church," responded Mrs. Gipps, dolefully, " and that place where the colonel is is half a mile further, and my knee hurts me awful, and so does my wrist. Still, we've not got enough money to get home with; so I don't see but what we've got to go on." "You don't have to go on your hands and knees, that's one good thing," feelingly remarked the affec tionate daughter. " So your wrist can't prevent your walking; and I guess as soon as we can find some water to clean off this stuff you'll be all right. You got off easy, compared to me." Miss. Tillie then, as the most able-bodied member of the family, started in search of their missing property, and succeeded in finding their parasols half way down the hill, somewhat dusty and a little frayed out, but otherwise uninjured. The satchel she found, after climbing the stone wall into the pasture, lying under the top of the buggy in perfect condition, though not easily dragged forth. But her mother's dolman was pinned to the earth and driven deep into the soil by several splinters from the wreckage of the wagon seat, and for all the purposes of dolman, for the present at least, it appeared to be useless. THE GIPPS FAMILY IN THE CATSKILLS. Ill " Oh, dear ! how my knee pains me ! and my wrist too ! " moaned Mrs. Gripps, as they started off across the rocky, hilly pasture. " You better talk ! " cried the loving daughter, pet tishly. "You got off lucky, compared to me! What am I going to do without my teeth when we meet the colonel ? " Now, Miss Tillie, from the first moment that she be gan to fear her teeth were gone forever, commenced to formulate a scheme for her relief, otherwise she would not have gone on one step toward the admirer of her cold, passionless, Northern beauty. " You can't expect any man to go crazy in love with a girl," she added insinuatingly, " when he knows all about her teeth before he marries her." " Well, what are you going to do about it ? " snap pishly demanded the mother, suspecting all along the designs of her selfish offspring. " It's as much to your interest as it is to mine," pur sued Miss Tillie, evasively. " Well, out with it ! " peevishly retorted the by no means self-sacrificing mother. " He ain't courting you," continued the artful daugh ter. " I know one person's teeth don't fit another per son, but it's the best I can do. You don't show it so when your teeth are out. If you were in the fix I am, I'd lend you mine." "Matilda Gipps!" screamed the mother, "you al ways was, a selfish girl! " "Oh! if you don't consider it to your own interest as much as mine, don't lend 'em ! " retorted Miss Tillie, haughtily. " Of course I'm going to lend 'em," snarled back the mother. "You don't want 'em this very minute, do you?" 112 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. By this time they had descended the hill in the pas ture and arrived in sight of a wide, shallow brook, where Miss Tillie proposed that they should make their toilet. " How are we ever going to get over this brook ? " demanded Mrs. Gipps, querulously. But Miss Tillie had already espied a small, round- bottomed boat moored to a stake behind some bushes. "If we can't row, we can pole the boat across," she said; and they began their much needed ablutions. " It does seem hard we couldn't 'a' rolled into decent water," sighed Miss Tillie, as she struggled to repair the damages wrought by the frog-pond. After laboring in vain for a long time to restore her valued habiliments to their pristine splendor, she paused again in her work, exclaiming in tones of abso lute conviction : " It's no use ! My clothes are ruined ! My hat looks like I'd worn it forty years ! It's no use talking, 'tain't safe driving a strange horse." With these melancholy plaints, she completed her toilet and turned to her mother, who, having appar ently forgotten her engagement about the teeth, was seated on a rock under an oak, nursing her wounds : " Well, are you going to lend me your teeth, or not ? " she peevishly demanded. " I guess if you were in my fix I wouldn't wait to be ast." " Take 'em ! " snarled the ungenerous mother. Miss Tillie, with an air of unconcealed disgust and loathing, took the teeth in the tips of her fingers, went down to the brook, washed and wiped them dry, and then, contemplating them for a moment, exclaimed: "Ugh! It makes me sick to think of wearing any person else's teeth!" With this final burst of filial affection, she thrust the plate into her mouth; but it THE GIPPS FAMILY IN THE CATSKILLS. 113 was a far better fit than she had dared hope, and once more her spirits rose and she felt that her fortune was assured. " Come on ! " she called gayly as she paddled the boat from its moorings and placed the satchel in the bottom. " It's almost noon and I'm half-starved. If we're ever going, less go." " I guess you can't be no hungrier 'n me/' returned the wretched mother, limping painfully to the boat. "What are you trying to do?" she shrieked as her gifted daughter, seizing an oar, began knowingly pol ing the boat across the brook. " I guess I know what I'm about," retorted Miss Tillie. " There ain't more 'n two inches o' water in this brook, anyhow. You ain't going to drown to-day." " Well, I don't want to get wet," yelled the mother again as Miss Tillie, standing in the middle of the boat, punched the river bottom maliciously -with her oar. " I want to get across," she said. " You needn't be afraid. This ain't none o' your frog-ponds." "Oh! oh! we're go'n' over!" again shrieked the wretched passenger, as the boat tipped first to one side and then the other. " Let it go over, then ! " indignantly retorted Miss Tillie. " You make such a rumpus I've a mind to up set it a purpose." But, despite her declarations, she was by no means anxious to upset the boat, even out of revenge; her opinion of her ability to pole a boat safely across a brook, however, exceeded any just claim to skill in that direction; but to convince her incredulous parent of her natural gift to do anything she undertook, she gave one more tremendous lunge at the pebbly bottom of the stream, the boat reeled drunkenly through the 8 114 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. water, and the frantic passenger, in the wild endeavor to "balance it on both sides, succeeded in overturning it. The water was not deep enough to cause even the briefest delay in the family hostilities which naturally ensued, Mrs. Gipps, embracing the satchel, which had fallen upon her, crying out, as she hurried to wade ashore : " Matilda Gipps ! you ought to be ashamed of your self ! Here I am spending my last dollar to get you a husband, and lending you my teeth into the bargain, and, as if I ain't suffered enough gett'n' thrown out o' the buggy, you go and upset that boat ! You done it a purpose! You spiteful, good-for-nothing girl, you!" " You better talk ! " cried Miss Tillie, surveying her dripping clothes which she had so recently labored to clean. " You upset the boat yourself ! Look at me ! Sopping wet! and I want my dinner, and now got to stay here till my clothes are dry! I'm that hungry I could eat a corpse ! " After some further animated interchange of compli ments, some further acrimonious discussion of the cause of the accident, and some futile attempts on the part of each to shirk the whole responsibility of the catastrophe upon the other, they set to work to dry their clothes, their efforts in this direction being gen erously supplemented by those of the sun, which was now high in the heavens and pouring a scorching heat upon the rocks and dried earth around them. Absorbed in this occupation, hostilities, for the time being, were suspended; and mother and daughter, feel ing a deep pecuniary interest in one another's proper appearance on coming into the presence of the colonel consulted together amicably on the business in hand. " For my part," said Miss Tillie, with satisfaction, THE GIPPS FAMILY IN THE CATSKILLS. 115 after a second or third examination of her black silk dress as it lay drying 1 on the short grass, " I'm begin ning- to be glad of it that we did get upset. My dress looks all the better for being washed/' And her youth ful buoyancy returning, she again began to weave bright romances about the colonel, smiling and ogling to herself as she turned the clothes on the grass, and occasionally dropping a remark or so to her mother as to what she should do or what she should have when she and the colonel were married. The black silk dresses were nearly dry, and Miss Tillie, in graceful dishabille, was sitting on a rock under the shade of a broad-spreading maple, ruminat ing on the bliss of being the colonel's bride, and bathed in bright reveries of the manj' black silk dresses she was to have in the near future, when, glancing ab stractedly around the vast lonely pasture, the dreamy tenderness suddenly faded out of her eye, an expres sion of terror overspread her countenance, and, with a yell that was neither musical nor dainty, she leaped to her feet. "Gracious heavens! what you screeching 'bout !" cried the mother, looking hastily around the pasture. She had no occasion to await an explanation. A huge, black, horned animal, with a short thick neck and fiery red nostrils, was charging down upon them with a low, deep roar, from the hill above. Without pausing for consultation or comment, they seized their bonnets and their black silk dresses, but neither of them stopped for satchel, gloves, or ribbons. The bull was rushing furiously upon them; and the Gipps family, now thoroughly reunited and unani mous, started for the nearest fence, which skirted along a swampy woods. The race was distinguished by neither grace nor any 116 COL. JUDSOtf OF ALABAMA. pretension to style or gentility, but was characterized solely by an incredible degree of speed, of which, to their d3 r ing day, the Gipps family declared they had never suspected themselves capable. They out-ran the bull by nearly a dozen yards, victoriously reached the fence, and threw themselves and their black silk dresses over without any regard to appearances or any observation of the conventionalities of life. No sooner were they on the other side than the bull caught up with them and charged upon the fence with such fury and resolution that the Gipps family, still unanimous, seized up their black silk dresses and plunged into the trackless woods, reckless whither they fled, and presently found themselves floundering in the deep black mud of a blackberry bog and fight ing with the blackberry briars in a wild tussle for the possession of their precious silks and their other gar ments. " It does seem as if the Old Harry is to pay to-day ! " snarled Miss Tillie. " I'm get'n' all scratched up and all bitten to pieces," she whined, struggling with clouds of mosquitoes and midges. " How'll I look when the colonel sees me! Seems queer you had to lead the way into this swamp ! " The wretched parent was too busy for counter charges. She was in the thickest of the jungle and the softest of the bog; as fast as she extricated one foot from the mud, the other sank deeper yet; and no sooner did she rend away a sleeve or a ruffle of her sacred gown from the briars, than the precious lace trimmings or another ruffle was caught fast. She could find no respite for quarreling, nor was anything more heard from Miss Tillie for some time than an inarticulate moan. It seemed an age before they reached solid ground ; THE GIPPS FAMILY IN THE CATSKILLS. 11? and then, still in the woods and pestered with gnats and mosquitoes, they sank down panting- on the trunk of a fallen tree, not only soiled and bruised and their faces and hands scratched and torn, but Miss Tillie had been severely stung- over the eye by a hornet; and for a long time she monopolized all the groaning 1 and re pining, the mother, not daring to infringe on her daughter's rights, nursing her own wounds in humble silence. "I can hear water running," she ventured at last. "Less try and find it," she added timidly. "Bathing- your eye in cold water will do it good ; and then p'rhaps we can find some farmhouse where they can give you something to take the sting out so we can go on." Miss Tillie replying only by groans, the mother con tinued for some time depicting the blessings of a res pite from agony to be found in a little arnica or camphor and the delights of a good substantial farm house dinner. "It won't do no good to stay here groaning and taking on," she said. " Go ahead and don't have so much to say ! " snarled Miss Tillie at last, rising and following 1 . They soon reached a clear brook of water tumbling down over rocks from the hill above and they both bathed their wounds and their heated faces, but Miss Tillie's ambition and spirit had received a severe check. "I'm sure I don't know what Fin going to do," she whined, striving in vain to assuage the pain of the sting with the cold water. " I don't see how I can go on, my face is swelled so. I don't want the colonel to see me till this lump goes down." " I'm sure I don't see what we're go'n' to do," groaned Mrs. Gipps, bathing her own wounds and the scratches she had received in the bushes, all of which pained her 118 COL. JUDSOJST OF ALABAMA. severely, nor had her wrist and knee by any means ceased to trouble her. " I don't see how we're ever go'n' to get back without I can borrow something 1 of the colonel. I thought," she continued artfully, " that nothing would ever keep you from follering of the colonel. When he's got that Jew woman with him, how are you go'n' to know whether he'll ever think o' you again ? And he such a fickle man! Out o' sight, out o' mind. She's got the inside track. A little cam- phire will take the sting all out of your face. After coming this far I don't want to give up, if you do." These remarks were not without effect upon Miss Tillie. "I guess I want to keep on as much as ever I did," she groaned. " I guess I know the colonel's fickle, but how can I ever stand it to have him see me with such a lump over my eye ? I can feel it. Doesn't it look awful?" "Yes, it does, now/' replied the astute parent, too wise to deny the sufferer the comfort she thus sought. " But I tell you I know all about hornet stings. Just as soon as you can get something to take the sting out, the swelling will go down; and, anyhow, the colo nel needn't see it. You can go to bed and I'll tell him you're sick. Mebbe this is all for the best," she added. " Who knows! Some men wouldn't like anything bet ter 'n a chance to propose to a girl when she's sick abed. I've read o' such things. I tell you, Tillie, you don't know what's in store for you. I never want to see you give up after I've spent all this money to get you a rich husband." " I ain't go'n' to give up," moaned Miss Tillie, her hopes and ambitions reawakened by this picture of the interesting turn her courtship might take. " I think, myself," she added more hopefully, " that the colonel THE GIPPS FAMILY IN THE CATSKILLS. 119 is just that kind of man; " and she painfully joined her mother in making her toilet as best she could; and then they started up the hill. At the top, to their great joy, they struck a well- beaten path and soon came to a clearing where they could look across a long, deep hollow; and directly ahead of them, apparently less than half a mile, they could see the red brick church which they had seen earlier in the morning. " Thank the Lord ! " cried Mrs. Gipps. " The colonel can't be far off now : and I bet he'll propose to you this very night ! " " Hope so ! " plaintively returned Miss Tillie, as she bravely struggled on, holding a wet handkerchief to her eye. The more she thought about it, the less she felt her wounds; and resuming her dreams and speech by turns, she discoursed brokenly as they followed the path through the woods. " Of course he'll take my hand. It'll be lying on the pillow. If he does, I ain't going to jerk it away. If he holds it as long as he did that night after Dickel left, I know he'll propose. He can't help it ! The colonel loves me ! If he shouldn't propose, I believe I'd go raving crazy." " And I believe I would, too," interposed the mother. " After spending all this money, and me with only seven dollars and a half to get back with! It would be awful ! " Miss Tillie paid no attention to these mercenary sen timents. " He'll see my hand lying on the pillow," she resumed, " and he'll feel bad to see me suffering so, and he'll take it, and hold it, and talk, and talk, his way about the Southern people and the war and dear me! how scared I'll be for fear something'll happen, like it did before, to keep him from coming to the point! But I can't for the life o' me think what can happen 120 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. now," she added hopefully. " I don't believe anything will. I believe he'll propose this very night! If he doesn't propose to me, I don't know but what it'll be a good plan for me to propose to him ! He's a South erner, and he can't say no to a woman ! " THE COLONEL AND THE BOARDERS. 121 CHAPTER VIL THE COLONEL AND THE BOARDERS AT VAN TASSEL'S. THE colonel, grandly unconscious that anything more was required of him by the Gipps people than to pay for his room promptly in advance and behave himself like a gentleman and a Christian, never doubted but that he was perfectly free to come and go as he pleased; and recent occurrences fortunately render ing his presence in the city no longer necessary till September, on leaving Fire Island he proceeded to the Gipps mansion to give up his room and remove his baggage. He found Miss Til lie's thoughtful little card on the door-bell, found the keys at the drug-store on the cor ner, found his trunk in his room where he left it, hired an expressman to remove it, and returned the kej'S to the drug-store with a note of explanation and farewell to the Gippses; and never did he expect to behold them more. This alias experience was too odious to remem ber, and he was glad the chapter was ended forever, and he was once more Colonel Judson of Alabama. He started with his wife for the Catskills the same day (his daughter having preceded them), and on Tuesday afternoon, about five o'clock, he reached his final destination Van Tassel's a breezy, elevated summer boarding-house amidst fine groves, in the very heart of the mountains, commanding a fine view in every direction. On a great semicircular sign over the picturesque 122 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. gateway was the name, in great black letters, persever- ingly touched up every year, " Pleasant View House/' the product of the whole Van Tassel intellect and in genuity, and a frightful waste of brain-power and black paint, as nobody would ever call the house any thing but " Van Tassel's," or, more discouraging yet, " Dave's," as the country people had it, David being the chief of the tribe. One very beautiful blond young lady sat on the front piazza in a red wicker rocking-chair; and one extremely good-looking, tall, blond young man stood leaning up against the nearest post looking down upon the blond young lady. " Oh ! I love it here at the North ! " the young lady was saying. "But you can't think how strange it seems to me to see white people waiting on the table or sitting on the coachman's box ! " Just then Mr. Stephen Hasbrouck's two-seated buck- board, containing the colonel and Mrs. Judson wound slowly up the steep ascent to the Pleasant View House, and the j r oung lady eagerly arose, shaded her eyes with her hand, and then exclaiming, excitedly, " Ma and pa at last!" she darted down the path as if she had not seen them for eight years, instead of eight days. The buckboard stopped; and the young lady threw her arms around the other lady's neck exclaiming: "You darling, darling mamma! I've been watch ing for you all day! You darling papa! What did you mean by not coming last night? It's splendid here, ma, so cool ! Takes four blankets to keep you warm every night, and I haven't seen a single mos quito yet, and no sign of my chills ! I believe I'm cured already; and I'm sure it will do you more good here, ma, than at the seashore." And thus ecstatically talk ing, she led the way up-stairs. THE COLONEL AND THE BOARDERS. 123 " Who was that gentleman talking with you on the piazza, dear ? " inquired the colonel as the young lady began speaking of the "lovely people" she had met. " O pa ! " burst forth the young lady, " there are such distinguished people staying here ! That was the Hon. Warner N. Esterbrook you've heard of him, haven't you, pa ? He's a member of the legislature of this State, pa ! He's a senator! " " Ah ! indeed ! A Republican, I suppose ? " asked the colonel, rather uneasily. " A Republican, pa ? Mr. Esterbrook a Republican ? Why, pa, I couldn't imagine such a thing ! I have never heard him say what he was; but he's a thoroughbred gentleman, refined and polished; he has traveled in Europe, too, and he is very sensible and witty." "But, my dear Eva," replied the colonel, "you can't infer from this that a man here at the North is not a Republican. They are not all like the Republicans we have in the South." " Well, pa, I'm sure I can't think he's a Eepublican. He seems to like Southern people very much; he has two lovely sisters, and his mother O pa, she's the loveliest woman I ever saw ! " " Well, my dear, I am very glad you have met such pleasant people." The colonel and his wife, being ready to go down stairs before the bell rang for supper, Miss Eva cha peroned them around the house. Mrs. Judson, being amiably predetermined to like everything she saw at the North, however abominable it might be, pronounced the situation of the house " just perfect," and even condoned the grave architec tural error of placing the pig-sty a one-story exten sion of the ell at the south end of the building, where it not only commanded the virgin breezes, but also the 124 COL. JUDSOIST OF ALABAMA. finest views, according to the testimony of several en terprising small boys sitting astride the ridgepole at the moment. The bell rang for supper while they were walking on the lawn; and by the time they reached the house, which a moment before seemed almost uninhabited, the dining-room was swarming with the boarders. There were about sixty or seventy of them, the ma jority being ladies, children, beardless young men and old gentlemen. There were three long tables standing parallel with each other, and a round table at one end of the room, at which was seated a large family of very evidently wealthy Jews, looking with gaze inimical at the surrounding Caucasians, whom they credited with naught but sentiments of hostility toward themselves. " This is our table ! " cried Miss Eva, blithely, leading the way to the central board, her bright young face beaming with happiness as her gaze fell upon her nearest neighbors; and she joyfully presented her father and mother to the lovely Mrs. Esterbrook, the two lovely Misses Esterbrook, and to the witty and sensible Hon. Warner N. Esterbrook. Mrs. Judson and Mrs. Esterbrook immediately fell to talking about the lovely pure mountain air; and Mrs. Judson explained about her chills, which she had come North to cure; while Miss Eva began to talk to the Misses Esterbrook about a new novel which the latter had loaned her to read that morning. The colonel and the Hon. Warner N. Esterbrook went skirmishing around on the borders of politics; and, alas ! in less than ten minutes thereafter, the unhappy Southerner had found out that the good-looking, tall young man, who could make his only daughter's eyes beam with delight and send the bright color all over her face, was a Republican, sure enough! THE COLONEL AND THE BOARDERS. 125 But he was a very tolerant young man and very intelligent and conscientious. He made a very lauda ble effort to be modest, too, and to wear his laurels and public dignities and responsibilities without any unseemly display; but he couldn't help talking about "my constituents " and about "my bill" (he had a bill before the Senate for the improvement of tenement houses). He was filled to overflowing with the mag nitude of his public duties and of the grave responsi bilities resting upon his shoulders, was keenly alive to the weight of his power and influence and example as a public man, and every time he heard of anything that was going wrong in the world or of any evil or injustice, he would exclaim: "I think it is a perfect shame ! I am going to see what I can do about that at Albany this winter." If he could only have secured all the legislation he dreamed of, he would have in augurated the millennium in the State of New York forthwith. It also leaked out in about a minute, despite his modest reserve, that he was a graduate of Williams College; that he was the valedictorian of his class, and that he took the first prize for original Latin thesis. Concerning his brief public career hitherto, he made no attempt to conceal the fact that he was far from satisfied with himself, and that he was humbly con scious of having proven a very human, fallible, frail young man. He confessed, with chagrin and contri tion, that more than once, despite his earnest desire and his numerous resolutions to do right, he had voted for bills dead against his convictions, because he had been importuned to do so by their friends and bene ficiaries and found it impossible to resist their bland ishments. " Now there was a bill," he exclaimed with righteous 126 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. indignation, "that we all voted for to give the public money to some philanthropists who wanted to experi ment on a reformatory for women. I had no faith at all in that scheme, and none of us had; but the bill was pressed by Mrs. Brinkhurst, one of the sweetest women I ever saw with hair as white as my mother's. The bill never would have gone through but for her. To be sure it was a noble object; but what right had we to be voting away the people's money for an experi ment we didn't believe in ? For my part, when I think of it, I am ashamed of myself! But it's pretty hard work," he added leniently, " to do right all the time/' He went into public life, he said, perfectly deter mined to do his share toward weeding out corruptions and abuses; and yet what did he do, the first time the temptation and opportunity were presented, but get a college chum of his, who had suddenly come to pov erty, put into a sinecure a perfect sinecure where he drew three dollars a day from the State treasury, and had absolutely nothing to do but to go around Avith his hands in his pockets. " I'm too obliging," he added. " That's my beset ting sin." But notwithstanding the readiness with which he made these admissions and assertions in private con versation, he was extremely solicitous that none of his ill-considered remarks and extemporaneous speeches should ever get into the papers; as for writing letters, litera scripta manet ! He had never touched pen to paper since he entered the Senate without considering how it would look in print next morning. To the colonel he became exceedingly confidential, more than once murmuring his undertone convictions that the Southerner was right; and several times he back-bit his own party under his breath, THE COLONEL AND THE BOARDERS. 127 " Still," he said, " it is a grand old party." The colonel felt some hesitancy about abusing the young senator's party to his face; but in view of what the gentleman himself had admitted, he ventured to ask on what grounds the Republican party could be called "a grand old partj^." " It saved the Union, for the first item ! " patriotically cried the young man. " I think there were Democrats in the Northern armj 7 /' returned the colonel ; " and Northern Demo crats united with Republicans in furnishing money to carry on the war and in upholding the government in its measures for the conquest of the South ; " a reply 'which, though made with perfect courtesy, so over threw the young senator's mind that he quite forgot the other items he designed enumerating; and the colonel proceeded : "A party that has been guilty of so many grave political blunders and of such utterly indefensible acts of injustice has no right, in my humble judgment, to any claim of grandeur except the grandeur of suc cessfully holding on to power for twenty years." As the colonel began speaking, the fires of partisan zeal blazed higher and higher in the young man's soul, but he politely heard the Southerner through, intending to make an eloquent reply in defense of the party that had sent him to Albanj 7 ; but as the speaker ceased, the senator's premeditated eloquence failed him ; an emotional spasm of partisan allegiance alone filled his breast; he could have given three cheers for his party with fervor and energy; but as this, in the present chaotic state of his intellectual forces, was not reducible to rational and dignified oratory, he merely murmured : "Yes; the Republican party has been at the helm a long time." 128 COL. JUBSOJST OF ALABAMA. While the colonel and young 1 Esterbrook were talk ing, his mother, although engaged in conversation with Mrs. Judson, cast many a proud glance across the table at her son, whose letters now came with " Honorable " before his name proud to see how high- minded and conscientious he was amidst the cor rupt and venal, how keenly alive to public wants and needs amidst the heartless, conscienceless, and unfeel ing. She was a large, noble- looking lady with snow-white hair, jet-black heavy eyebrows, and large black eyes, and with that wonderful dignity and composure that comes more from perfect rectitude and a heart at peace with God and man than from any conscious greatness, superiority of intellect, or grandeur of achievement. " How difficult it is," she said to Mrs. Judson, " for mothers to realize that their children have grown up and have become responsible men and women! It seems but a few days ago that my son was wearing knickerbockers and was scarcely to be trusted out of my sight; and now he is a voter and a lawmaker!" Finding Mrs. Judson, who was filled with similar thoughts concerning her daughter, a sympathetic and appreciative listener, the proud mother began indulg ing in fond reminiscences of her son's prodigious in fancy and childhood, which, reaching the ears of the hero across the table, he cried out gayly : "Now mother's going to tell some hatchet stories about me! " though he appeared not to be in the least averse to the narration. "I remember," proceeded Mrs. Esterbrook, "when my son was about six years of age he had a nurse who was a very strict Methodist. On Sunday she not only took away all his toys and secular story and picture THE COLONEL AND THE BOARDERS. 129 books, but she told him he must not even think about them, that he must not think 'every-day thoughts' at all on Sunday he must think only about what the minister said at church, about his Sabbath-school les son, and about the angels and going to Heaven. She had made a powerful impression on his mind, and he stood in great fear of the lake that burns with fire and brimstone. One Sunday night about eleven o'clock, just as I was about retiring, I heard some one going into the sitting-room, where I had just turned out the gas. I stepped back into the hall and saw that child, in his night-dress and slippers, with a lighted caudle in his hand, go into the room and hold the candle up before the clock. Then I made my appearance and asked what he was doing. He looked at me with the gravest expression and said : ' Mamma, I woke up and I wanted to know if it was Monday morning yet, so I could think my every-day thoughts/'' Another reminiscence illustrated the honorable sen ator's philanthropic disposition and foreshadowed those tendencies that gave rise to the tenement-house bill. " I remember," pursued the fond mother, "when my son was about seven years old there was a very poor widow living a short distance from the house where we were spending the summer in the country. My son had visited her house frequently, and had seen the poor woman pounding up roasted peas in a mortar to mix with her coffee. It seems he was very much dis tressed in his mind because the pounding of the peas involved so much labor. I remember his talking with me about it and saying he wished he could think of some way to make the peas grind more easily. The next morning I found him in the kitchen gravely watching a tin dish on the back of the stove; and he told me he had thought of a way to make that poor 9 130 COL. JUDSON OP ALABAMA. woman's peas grind easily. He was soaking 1 some peas for her in the dish ! " "I remember something that occurred that same summer/' cried young Esterbrook, ironically, " which illustrates the other side of my character. That poor woman who put peas in her coffee had a small boy about my own size. This youngster had constructed a see-saw, or teeter as he called it, in his mother's dooryard. It consisted of a long plank laid across a saw-horse. One day, on his invitation to sample its delights, I took a seat on one end and he on the other. He went up first, and, as I saw him dangling high up in the air above me, I thought it must be fine fun. But no sooner was I aloft myself than I was terror- stricken at my elevation, and I privately made up my mind if I ever lived to get down I wouldn't go up again. So, when I reached the ground and the other boy was in the air, I just quietly slipped off without a word of warning, and down he came with a tremen dous thud. The board rebounded and struck him on the head before he could rise; and as for me I benev olently took to my heels ! I was expecting to be in vited to his funeral, when he came over to see me with several strips of black court-plaster on his face and a bandage smelling of arnica on his wrist. He shook his fist at me and told me next time he played with me I'd know it." "You were not often so regardless of your play mates, I am sure," remarked Mrs. Esterbrook. " I can recall many acts of unexampled generosity on your part." " Oh, so can I," asserted the young man, laughingly, taking up the recital himself. " I recall one incident of stupendous generosity on my part. I had heard of Aladdin's lamp, and I had been to the grocery store THE COLONEL AND THE BOARDERS. 131 with one of the servants; and, to my wonder and ad miration, I had observed that by merely presenting a small blank book to the clerk she could get anything she called for. I thought it was a talisman by which all one's wants could be supplied without involving any further responsibility. So, one day when my mother was ill and time hung heavily on my hands, I got possession of that same talisman myself and went to the grocery store, with rag- tag and bob-tail at my heels, and called for figs, dates, oranges, and bananas. I remember very well how free-handed and liberal I was on that occasion. I gave the other boys as much as they could carry off, and treated myself the same way; and this performance I repeated till the next bill was sent in." "It shows what an observing child it was, at all events," said his mother. "His father always told him to ' observe what he took notice of; and I think he did. I remember one day when he returned from the Methodist church with his nurse, she complained of the length of the sermon, when Warner cried out : ' Didn't you hear the minister say, when he read the hymn, that it was going to be a long meeting ? ' It appears the minister, who, I am afraid, was not much of a scholar, was in the habit of reading the words ' long metre ' or ' short metre ' standing at the begin ning of the hymn; and the child had always under stood it as 'long or short meeting/" " That was very observing in me ! " interposed the hero, with mild sarcasm. " Now you've told stories enough about me, mother. It's time to turn the tables. I remember when my mother was about two years old I have heard my dear old grandma tell this," he interjected laughingly, as he observed the surprised looks of his auditors, "she was sent to close a door 132 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. opening into a dark room. An elder sister had already declined the mission on the ground that she was afraid of the dark. But 1113' mother immediately toddled off, saying, ' Naughty dirls 'faid de dark, dood dirls ain't/ They claimed that to be entirely out of her own head; but I can't vouch for that. Still, I can give my mother a good recommendation for possessing a fine mind. I've heard her talk a good deal." By the time supper was over the Esterbrooks and the Judsons appeared to be fast friends; and the colo nel and Mrs. Jndson delighted their daughter by pro nouncing them very pleasant people. There was to be a german that evening at the Breeze Lawn House, three or four miles distant, and the boarders at Van Tassel's had been invited. The Ester- brook sisters wanted to go and had joined with their brother in asking Eva Judson to accompany them; but that young lady had, in duty bound, deferred her answer till the arrival of her father and mother. The german was uppermost in the young people's minds all during the supper, although nothing was said about it; and it was uppermost in Miss Eva's mind when she left her father and mother in the parlor and went out upon the piazza alone to investigate herself and understand, if possible, why she wanted to go at all and leave her " pa " and " ma " so soon after their arrival, or why, if she did want to go, she was so ashamed to speak to them about it. Presently she heard a footstep, and, looking around, she saw the Hon. Warner N. Esterbrook approaching. " Have you told your father and mother about the german ? " he asked. "No, I have not yet," replied the young lady, look ing up with a droll expression. "I hate to! I wish somebody else would tell them! I would like to go as THE COLONEL AND THE BOARDERS. 133 long as your sisters are going, but I think I ought to stay with ma after we've been apart so long and she onty just come this evening." " Why, it was only eight days," urged the young man. "A german doesn't happen every night. I am sure if you ask them they will have no objection to your going. I think it is going to be a capital affair." " I do want to go," murmured the young lady, wist fully. "But I hate to tell ma and pa. I do wish somebody else would ! " "If you will nominate me for that office, I shall ac cept it with the greatest pleasure; and like all office holders, I shall never resign." " I am sure I shall be glad to have you do it," replied the young lady, blushing. " You make me happy ! " cried young Esterbrook seizing her hand and looking down into her face with great earnestness. " I will go and speak to your father at once." What an era, what a momentous epoch, was this in Miss Eva's life ! How her heart beat, how her cheeks burned, as she saw the young man, through the open window, stride up so bravely to her father and take him aside ! and how strange she felt when she saw her father's polite attention and his grave, courtly bows as the young man addressed him! She felt then as if she could never look open-eyed into her father's face again. Presently the young man, with a triumphant air and heightened color, rejoined her. "Victorious!" he cried, boyishly waving his hat in the air. "Your father consents! You don't know how delighted I am," he added in lower tones, grasp ing her hand. " This is going to be the grandest ger man I ever went to. I know I never had such anticipa- 134 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. tions of a thoroughly enjoyable evening before in my life!" " I think it will be lovely, too, it is so cool to-night," murmured Miss Eva, trying to look unconscious. " I love to dance when it's so cool and the air is so brac ing." "And the drive will be lovety, too," added Ester- brook. " Oh, we're going to have a heavenly time ! The moon is full to-night; and it will be moonlight going and returning," As the young man talked the young lady stood looking as if she had something of importance on her mind. " Mr. Esterbrook," she began solemnly, " I want to ask you a question." "Ten thousand if you will!" replied Esterbrook, looking as if he felt highly flattered. " I want to know," asked the young lady, earnestly, " whether you are a Democrat or a Republican." She looked up eagerly into his face, searching his features in advance for the repty. Esterbrook colored to the roots of his hair. " I was sent to Albany by the Republican party," he replied in deprecating tones. " By the Republicans ! " cried Miss Eva, in accents of undisguised disappointment and regret. " I never once dreamed of such a thing ! " Her voice quivered and the tears seemed ready to start into her eyes. Esterbrook felt like apostatizing on the spot. "My father was a Republican," he replied, trying to offer some extenuation of his crime, and, in short, to throw the blame upon some one else. " It was very natural that I should adopt his tenets. But the Re publican party is not what it was in my father's day. I am thoroughly disgusted with it, I assure you. I THE COLONEL AND THE BOARDERS. 135 don't know but that I shall bolt before long if things don't change." " Bolt ? " repeated the young girl, wonderingly. " I beg pardon ! Go over to the Democrats. (What a howl there would be !) I implore you not to men tion a word of this! I wouldn't have it get into the papers for the world ! " " Oh, I shall be discreet. Only, you will not object to my speaking of it to pa ? " Esterbrook colored again. " I " he began and then pondered a moment. " I think," he continued slowly, " that perhaps it would be premature and ill-advised for a man in my position. You understand. My mind is not fully made up. I would prefer not to commit myself at present." Miss Eva understood, from Esterbrook's rather dis jointed speech, that the matter for the present was to be a secret between them; and, much as she longed to vindicate him to her father, she felt that she was not free to do so. But her own heart was satisfied as to his politics. She was confident his inward delibera tions would have only a just and virtuous result, and that, in short, sooner or later, he was certain to " bolt." She went to her room to dress for the dance; but her head was so turned she hardty knew what she was doing. In a few minutes her mother came in, and sud denly her thoughts took a different turn. Throwing her arms around her mother's neck, she exclaimed : "Ma, O ma! you think I'm selfish to go off and leave you alone when we've been apart so long and you only just come." "No, my darling, I do not! I do not!" cried the mother, embracing her daughter tenderly. " I want you to go and enjoy yourself." But she held her child to her heart to conceal the tears that had sprung to COL. JUDSOtf OF ALABAMA. her eyes; for, in spite of all philosophy, she felt a sharp pang as she realized, for the first time, that her daughter was slipping away from her. " O ma, I will stay at home with you ! " cried the young girl with heroic resolution. " I will, ma; I had rather !" " No, my child," returned the mother, firmly, " you have promised to go. The selfishness would be on my side if I kept you from the pleasures to which you have a right. Your father will he with me. I want you to go. I have come to help you dress/' " Well, ma, you are the loveliest mother any girl ever had ! I do want to go, of course," and this time she felt superior to saying it was because the Esterbrook girls were going. " But I felt," she added, " as if it would mar all the pleasure to think that you would miss me and feel that I didn't love you." "I shall miss my daughter," replied the mother. " But I shall be happy in the thought that you are enjoying yourself; and I am satisfied you will be well taken care of." "Yes, ma," returned the young girl with proud dig nity. "I am so glad," she added, "that you and pa like the Esterbrooks ! I like them so much ! " "Yes, dear, they are really very fine people. I am glad we have met them. Those two young ladies are very beautiful." "Very," affirmed the daughter, with deep satisfac tion. " And Mrs. Esterbrook is a delightful woman, highly cultivated and polished." " Yes, ma," responded the daughter, eagerly await ing the rest. "And Mr. Esterbrook," added the mother, feeling that it was not right to stop there, " is certainly a THE COLONEL AND THE BOARDERS. 137 gentleman and a very interesting- talker; your pa thinks so, too," but she refrained, for the present, from alluding to the gravity with which the colonel had answered "yes" to her anxious inquiry, as they left the table, " Is he a Republican ? " Before eight o'clock the front piazza was crowded with the young people dressed for the dance and full of spirits, awaiting the carriages and stages for the Breeze Lawn House. The Esterbrook sisters were there with their distinguished brother, both of them dressed in white. Like their brother, the sisters were blondes; and both, as they had been pronounced by Mrs. Judson and Eva, were very beautiful, with deli cate, regular features and perfect complexions, and looking so much alike it was difficult to distinguish one from the other, and quite impossible to discover which was the elder. In a few minutes, Eva Judson, also in white, came down with her mother and joined them, and the beautiful group was complete. The buckboards and stages were soon ready; there was a sudden ebullition of excitement and noise, a great many exclamations, then one after the other they drove off, and the Pleasant View House was left in comparative quiet. The colonel, understanding the sadness that op pressed the heart of his wife, drew her hand through his arm, and in silence they promenaded the now al most deserted piazza, where about half a dozen of the boarders, shivering in thick zephyr shawls, were try ing, in spite of the cold, to enjoy the moonlight on the mountains; but one by one they succumbed and went inside; and their example was soon followed by the colonel and Mrs. Judson. In the parlor half a dozen people were trying to ruin their eyesight reading cheap, badly printed novels 138 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. (they always had the best quality of everything but books) by the dim light of kerosene lamps hung in brackets on the wall, the general verdict of the readers being that the chimneys had not been cleaned since last summer, nor the wicks cut for two years. A group of ladies and gentlemen surrounded the piano, one of the ladies playing an accompaniment, the others singing. Others were playing cards. There was also a chess-playing couple with an interested group around them; but the majority of the people were drearily talking and gaping with one notable exception. In a large open stove a wood fire was blazing com fortably; and around this were seated several persons engaged in animated conversation. The central personage in this group was a diminutive being with a consequential, dogmatic air, a leonine countenance, great masses of iron-gray hair rolling back from his forehead, a long bushy mustache, big, bulging black eyes, heavy semicircular eyebrows, hands covered all over the backs with long black hair, and a rumpled shirt and soiled white vest. The colonel had no difficulty in recognizing the Yankee schoolmaster who had lived in the South " quite a spell." But Mr. Dickel only began to talk the louder and the more grandiloquently at the colonel's approach; otherwise he seemed unconscious of the Southerner's presence. He had, however, seen that individual enter the dining-room at supper time, and, recognizing his adversary of the Gipps mansion, had been spoiling for a fight ever since; but he believed his dignity required that he should be sought out and recognized first. The colonel, perceiving that Mr. Dickel was engrossed in a fierce religious controversy with a tall woman in a black gown, and taking it for granted that his pres- THE COLONEL AND THE BOARDERS. ent elevation of mind prevented his observing what was going- on ground him, refrained from interrupting him and gave his attention to the party at the piano. But he was not to escape. Mr. Dickel was fond of disputation, and when he disputed he wanted an antagonist worthy of his bril liant powers. Moreover, after he left the Gipps man sion on the occasion of his previous memorable conflict with that gentleman, he went to his room and sat down and thought the whole contest over; and he could see, on reflection, how many brilliant things he had forgotten to say, and how many hard digs he might have given the Southerner if they had only oc curred to him in time. He had called at the Gippses' twice afterward, hoping to renew the fight, but both times the colonel was out. Here, now, was his oppor tunity and he meant to make the Southerner smart for it. The colonel and his wife, however, being fatigued with their long journey up the mountains in back- breaking vehicles, and with their minds preoccupied with thoughts concerning their only daughter, early withdrew to their room; and Dickel was forced to give over the inauguration of his contemplated war fare till the next day. But he took occasion, after the colonel and Mrs. Jud- son had retired, to admit the other boarders into the secret of that gentleman's history, and to let them know what a rampant rebel he still was, how he still revered Jeff Davis, believed in slavery, State Rights, and secession, and in wolloping the niggers, and traf ficking in human flesh and blood ; and how he wanted to remand the niggers all back into slavery again or else wanted Congress to ^pay the ex-slaveholders for all the slaves emancipated. 140 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. The others were highly excited over this inflamma tory account of the new boarder, and, when the colonel appeared at the breakfast table the next morning 1 , he was the object of universal attention. Mr. Dickel, in order to promote his premeditated hostilities, had petitioned for a seat at the colonel's table, and had succeeded in obtaining a place next to the Hon. Warner N. Esterbrook, to whom he naturally looked for succor and support in the forthcoming struggle. But the colonel wouldn't fight, and Mr. Dickel began to feel very foolish throwing stones without cause or provocation. But he was bent on quarreling, and, if he couldn't quarrel with the colonel, he was deter mined to quarrel at him; and thus he managed to ren der it extremely uncomfortable for the Southerner at Van Tassel's, in doing which he received no little as sistance from many of the other boarders, for they were not all distinguished and refined, by any means. There seems to exist a very queer, subtle relation, somehow or other, between money and gentility. The Van Tassels charged enough for board that is, they charged all it was worth but it was not enough to make all the boarders as polished and high-toned as people always become as soon as they acquire riches; and thus it was that so many of them joined with Mr. Dickel and picked upon the Southerner so unmer cifully. When the ex-schoolmaster found the colonel always endeavoring, in public at least, to avoid politics and to change the vexed subject, then he would raise his voice and address himself to the people on the other side of the table. It happened that directly opposite sat a middle-aged lady with a flat chest, very large, bony, red hands, and THE COLONEL AND THE BOARDERS. 141 a virtuous, Rhadamanthine aspect. This lady, whose name was Miss McLane, said very spitefully that she knew a good deal. She had been down South herself. She saw slavery in actual operation; and she took turns with Mr. Dickel in testifying 1 to Southern enormi ties, and talked as if it used to be an every-day thing for slaveholders to hang 1 slaves up by the thumbs and beat them to death; and she seemed to believe that picking cotton was like plucking pig iron off of bushes and carrying it around in baskets all day long in the burning hot sun. Next to Miss McLane sat a very aged couple by the name of Wiswell. These old people were so feeble and withered and tremulous, they seemed past and gone out of the century, and looked like a couple of anachronisms sitting before dinner plates. This aged pair who were very deaf, had overheard a portion of Mr. Dickel's remarks and a large part of Miss Mc- Lane's; and looking with mingled triumph and disap probation at the colonel, they took turns in crying out in shrill feeble voices : " Slavery's abolished ! Slavery's abolished ! " "Yes, the poor darkies are free now, praise the Lord ! " cried Miss McLane, looking vindictively at the ex-slaveholder. " Yes," chimed in Dickel, " and the Southern people have got to knuckle down to work like we do here at the North." "Yes, the good Lord never meant that anybody should shirk labor," cried Miss McLane, whose red hands were evidence enough that she practised what she preached. " ' By the sweat of thy brow shalt thou earn thy bread ' was the edict of the Most High. But the Southern people always despised work." " Yes, you Southern people always looked down upon 142 COL. JUDSON" OF ALABAMA. work," shouted Dickel, turning- again to the colonel, " and that's why you folks down there are suffering now the way you are. You tried to escape the curse of Adam; but you made a miss of it." " Yes," cried another woman, " the Southern people always thought we, here in the North, were plebeian laborers." " We licked you, anyhow ! " cried a little man further down the table, shaking his knife playfully at the col onel. " Yes, sir; we licked you, and don't you forget it!" "Yes," chimed in Dickel again, "it took bayonets and powder and balls to convince you folks of the error of your ways. We had to lick common-sense into you." "I expect you've got a lot of Confederate money saved up," cried another man. " I hear you're buying and selling that stuff down there. You're looking for ward to another war, I guess." " Then we'll lick you again ! " cried the knife-shaker, whose name was Doan. " This is a nice way to conciliate the Southern peo ple," interposed another gentleman, " talking to them this way when they come North ! " "Oh, my! I think it belongs to the Southern people to conciliate us," cried Mr. Doan, "after getting up a war and killing off a lot of our fathers and sons and brothers, and leaving us a lot of one-armed and one- legged men to grind hand-organs on the pavements! Let the Southern people concilitate us, I say ! " "I should say so! I should say so!" cried Dickel, delightedly. " You are right, Mr. Doan. I don't think the Southern people have any just claims on the North for sugar-teats and taffy." At this point a lady who had been trying to find an THE COLONEL AND THE BOAEDERS. 143 opportunity to speak all during the conversation, began, in an emotional voice, and with eyes and nose in which the color came and went, to relate a story about the terrible cruelties and hardships put upon a poor slave in a novel she once read, winding up with the declaration that the story was very "life-like," and that she was confident it was a true picture of the old slave days. This rather irrelevant interruption served the purpose of reminding Dickel of something. " You were saying the other day, Colonel," he began, " when I was talking with you in the city, that slaves knew no hard times. Now, how about hoe-cake, Colo nel ? Wouldn't you think you had fallen on mighty hard times if you had to eat hoe-cake for breakfast, dinner, and supper ? " " By no means," replied the colonel. " I regard hoe- cake as an excellent article of food, nutritious, whole some, and exceedingly palatable." "Well, I wouldn't give it to my pig!" cried Dickel, contemptuously. " The Southern people," replied the colonel, ignoring Dickel's last vulgar remark, ". are extremely fond of corn-bread in an} 7 form, and the colored people always prefer it to wheat, declaring it more substantial. In all Southern households corn-bread is made three times a daj r and is eaten by all classes in preference to any other." " Well, then, let it pass that hoe-cake is a delicacy," sneered Dickel. " But how about working in the cot ton fields all day long in the blazing hot sun ? Didn't the poor darky feel hard times then ? " " The negroes were poor people," replied the colonel. " They were obliged to work for their daily bread. You don't feed and clothe and shelter them here at the North without requiring an equivalent in labor. 144 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. The negroes brought no fortunes with them from Africa." " Poor souls ! " cried Miss McLane, " I guess they didn't get much sympathy from their masters. I saw what slavery was, too/' she added, addressing Dickel. "Slavery was a wicked, wicked thing! It's a fact, the slaveholders used to whip their slaves till the "blood ran down their backs! " "Madam/' said the colonel, "can you name by name any one slave-owner who, to your own knowledge, did that?" "I can! I can!" excitedly retorted Miss McLane; but as she didn't do it, the fair-minded were left to their own inferences. Striving, however, to make up in ferocity for her inability to give the particulars, she cried out vehemently : " I positively know, of my own knowledge, that it was done all the time, though the Southern people always deny it, and I should think they would ! " " Yes, I should think so, too," cried Mr. Doan. " You Southern people," he added, addressing the colonel, "you won't own up now how you used to larrup your niggers in the old slave days. The stories that have been told under that head can't be all false. Where there's so much smoke there must be some fire." Before long there were others who joined in these /" attacks on the peaceable Southerner. Nothing very / new, and certainly nothing original, was said. The aged Wiswells never failed to proclaim, two or three times apiece, that slavery was abolished. Somebody was sure to remind the colonel that the South got licked, that Jeff Davis ought to have been " hung," that the war was an awful wicked thing, and that the Union had been saved. Dickel went over his staple arguments continually, and nearly everybody had a THE COLONEL AND THE BOARDERS. 145 word to say. But there were a few who were silent some because experience had convinced them that if they wanted to get enough to eat at the Van Tassels' table they must begin at once and eat diligently to the end. Others were silent from a fine sense of commer cial discretion and the fear of making enemies; and others, again, because they had money they kept a bank account and owned real estate; they occupied the Van Tassels' best rooms, and were above joining in a promiscuous conversation in a boarding-house. Those who talked the loudest and had the most to say occupied the smallest rooms on the' top floor. There were still others who were silent because they were your amiable people who never take sides. They are always neutral. They imagine their neutrality is religion pure and undefiled, instead of simply pure selfishness. They are neutral because they care for nobody and nothing but themselves. As for the Esterbrooks, they assured the colonel that the animosity and virulence manifested by so many of the boarders was not a fair indication of the feeling of the better classes at the North; that, in fact, all those who did the talking were only " very com mon, vulgar people," and quite beneath his notice. But such consolation was something like trying to talk down the tooth-ache. The colonel's peace of mind was very seriously disturbed. He had heard that slavery was abolished, that the Union had been saved, and that the South had been licked so many times that he dreamed about it; and he longed for nothing so much as the seclusion and privacy of his own hearthstone. But the mountain air was evidently a benefit to his wife and daughter, and he strove to maintain his equanimity. His wife suggested changing their boarding-house, 10 146 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. and proposed concealing the fact that they were South erners; besides, perhaps it would be better to change on Eva's account. The colonel had the same thought. "If it is only a little girlish fancy, she might not think of him again," said the mother. The colonel agreed with his wife that they had bet ter go. His whole heart and soul and every fibre of his being, especially in the present state of his feelings, revolted against the thought that any stronger tie should grow up between his only child and this young Northerner. So the next day he broke the news to the Van Tas sels that they were going. He found the whole Van Tassel family congregated in a small room adjoining the boarders' dining-room and used by them as their own refectory. " Going, hay ! " cried old Dave Van Tassel, an old man in his shirt sleeves. " What you go'n' fur this soon ? " he demanded belligerently. " You can't go 'fore your week's up ! We don't take no transients here." The rest of the family, a crowd of grown-up sons and daughters and their mother, all partners and share-owners in the Pleasant View House, sat looking on in silence, but with hostile mien and gaze. It was the old man's prerogative to do the talking till he ran out of arguments, when it devolved on the others to come to this support. " I shall pay you for the entire week," replied the colonel suavely. " I am very sorry to leave you. We all liked it very much here. I think the air has bene fited my wife and daughter, and certainly the scenery here is charming." Now there was nothing that pleased old man Van Tassel like having any one speak like this of the Pleas- THE COLONEL AND THE BOARDERS. 147 ant View House. He was just as proud of the air and scenery of his establishment as if he had made them both himself. He was therefore greatly mollified, though far from reconciled. " I don't see what you want to go fur," he grumbled. "Don't the table suit ye? If it don't, speak out; we won't take it amiss. My gal, Rosy, here, she's the pastry cook; she makes all the desart; we make our own pies here we don't never buy no fact'ry pies! An' Jinny there, she cooks the hearty wittles; and mother, she makes the bread. Now, if there's any thing amiss, they're will'n' to 1'arn." " The table is perfectly satisfactory, I assure you," replied the colonel. "I have not a word of complaint to utter. The bread especially is very excellent," he added, bowing to the delighted breadmaker. " Mebbe your bed don't suit," continued the old man with a conscience-smitten look as he remembered that the bed was not the very best in the house. " If it don't, we kin give ye another one. An' say, mother, mebbe the colonel's bed wants a leetle look'n' to. We'll have that fixed all rigiit," he added, nodding 1 confiden tially to the colonel ; " an' we'll change yer mattress this ar'ternoon." " Oh, no, no; it would not be worth while! " returned the colonel. " We are not leaving through any dissat isfaction with your house, I assure you." "I wouldn't wonder but what the dorg keeps ye awake," still pursued the old man, recalling the fact that this faithful beast held his nocturnal vigils at the corner of the house under the colonel's windows. "I was a calc'lat'n' to have that dorg chained up in the barn, an' I'll do it this very nigiit." " The dog doesn't disturb us in the least," replied the colonel. 148 COL. JUDSOtf OF ALABAMA. " Father/' ventured one of the girls, the same who waited on the colonel's table, " don't ye know what I was tell'n' ye ? " The old man looked wonderingly at his daughter a moment; then a light dawned upon him. " Oh, fiddle-deedee ! " he cried, coining to the colonel, and stroking him on the shoulder, while his broad, shriveled mouth relaxed into a fawning grin revealing his toothless gums. "You ain't ago'n'!" he cried, patting the colonel on the back. "I ain't ago'n' to let ye ! Nancy, here, she's been tell'n' as how the boarders has been a plaguV ye about slav'ry an' the Rebellion. But yer don't need ter mind that. Folks only jest talks pol'tics fur the fun of it. Say ! look ahere ! I'll tell ye w'at I'll do ! I'll give ye a private table up thar in the corner of the front p3 r azza! Esterbrooks' folks can jine ye if ye say so; an' I won't charge ye nothV extry. How'll that suit ? " But the colonel, though greatly distressed to oppose the old man's ardent wishes so resolutely, assured him that his decision was now irrevocable. Their trunks were packed, and he had secured rooms at the Breeze Lawn House. "Oh, up to Steve's!" screamed the whole family in a jealous chorus. "Well! ye won't stay there long!" cried the old man, followed by a chorus of " No, no, I guess not! " from the rest of the family. " They've got mosquiters up there to Steve's awful! " cried the old man. "You can't sleep! The biggest kind o' mosquiters! They have to keep a smudge up there ter Steve's the biggest part o' the time." " An' chills ! " put in one of the sons, eloquently. "Yes," affirmed the old man. "It's malarial all 'round there at Steve's. 'Tain't no elevation there at Steve's to speak of not more'n a couple hund'ed feet, if 'tis that," THE COLONEL AND THE BOARDERS. 149 "'Tain't that!" interposed one of the sons. " No, I doubt if it is," amended the old man, conscien tiously. " And here you've got eighteen hundred and seventy-nine feet by act'al survey ; an' you don't find no healthier place anywhere in the Catskills than this. As fur the vittles up ter Steve's ye needn't look to git no sech bread as my woman makes. Steve buys the cheapest kind o' flour. An' they use tub butter the season through. You don't see no tub butter go on my table; an' ye don't never git no old sett'n' hens an' old roosters here for spring chick'ns like they give their boarders up ter Steve's." " An' the ice-cream, father," modestly suggested the pastry cook. " Bet yer life you don't git no sech ice-cream as Rosy makes, up thar at Steve's." " Frozen corn-starch and milk, that's what they make," put in the pastry cook, scornfully. "Steve don't give his boarders no cream at all, con tinued the old man. Noth'n' but skim milk 'n water." " An' the water at Steve's is bad, too," added one of the sons. "Yes," affirmed the old man. "Steve's well gives out every summer; an* their spring is full o' wigglers and polly-wogs and green slime. Thej^ have to strain every mite o' water that goes on the boarders' table. " Oh, I know you won't stay at Steve's if you go there. About them people that plagues ye so at your table they're go'n 'away in a day or so their time's 'most up. An' as to that, Steve's boarders '11 pitch inter ye worse 'n mine. Steve ain't got no sech board ers as I've got, an' he never had. Look at the Blais- dells with their own kerriage an' two nusses." But in spite of all the old man could say, the colonel slipped out of his avaricious clutches. 150 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. "But ye ain't ago'n' to-day ?" he cried anxiously. " We Shall not go till after breakfast to-morrow/' replied the colonel, to the old man's great satisfaction; and his heart was still further gladdened by the colo nel's speaking for a carriage to take a drive that afternoon, as they wished to visit the " points of inter est," of which the circular spoke, before leaving. "You don't find no grander sights nowhere than right 'round here," cried the old man. " When ye go 'round this ar'ternoon an' see for yerself, I know ye ain't go'n' to leave us. Say I I hear you like Injun bread! We've been ago'n' to make some; but we've been wait'n' for new meal. We won't wait no longer. You shall have some Injun bread for yer supper! Mother, she's a reg'ler brick at mak'n' Injun bread! Ain't ye, mother ? They can't make no Injun bread fur ye up ter Steve's ! " While the colonel was gone to impart the news of his intended departure to the Van Tassels, Mrs. Jud- son went in quest of her daughter, whom she found in her room, dressing for a drive w r ith the Esterbrooks. "My dear," she said, "you were so charmed with the Breeze Lawn House the night of the german, I hope you will be pleased to hear that your pa has engaged rooms there for us." " Oh ! ma ! " cried Eva, in anything but joyous tones, while the blood leaped to her face and neck. "Are we going away from here, ma ? " " Yes, dear. Your pa is too much annoyed by those people at the table. He finds no enjoyment in remain ing here. I know you will not like to go away; but you will make friends there, darling, that you will like as well as you do the Esterbrooks." " Oh, ma, no indeed ! I shall never, never see any body in this world again that I do love and admire so THE COLONEL AND THE BOARDERS. 151 much as I do the Esterbrooks ! " And the young girl burst into tears. " Why, Eva ! " exclaimed her mother, in consterna tion. " I am astonished ! " "It's all over now, ma!" returned Eva the next moment, hastily brushing away her tears. " I know how pa has been tormented here. It made me angry, too, to hear those people talk so to pa. Oh, I don't wonder pa wants to go away ! I love everything and everybody here at the North but those Republicans!" "The Esterbrooks are Republicans, dear." " Oh, ma, no, not regular ones. They have changed their views a great deal since talking with pa. They told me this morning- that pa had enlightened them a great deal. If Mr. Esterbrook goes to Albany for an other term, I fully believe he will go as a Democrat though, ma, I don't mean he has ever told me so in express terms." "Well, dear, it is only three or four miles to the Breeze Lawn House; and no doubt the Esterbrooks will drive over occasionally." She wiped the last tears from her daughter's face and kissed her tenderly. " Ma, don't tell pa I cried. He will think me so self ish to want to stay here where he is so annoyed." " Very well, dear, I shall not mention it. Now, dear, your pa and I are going to take a drive, too." " Then am I to go with you and pa instead of with the Esterbrooks ? " cried Eva, in ill-concealed alarm, " No, dear," replied the mother, not without a pang. " You must go with them, as you have promised. Mrs. Esterbrook is going with us, and we will go in company; so if we leave the carriages for a ramble we can all go together." "Well, ma, that will be nice!" 152 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. " Now, dear, you are going to try to be cheerful, are you not ? " " Yes, ma," returned Eva, laying her cheek against her mother's and trying to appear satisfied and happy ; yet for all that the world seemed very dark and dreary; and when her mother left her, she again lapsed into tears; and thus the Esterbrook sisters found her when they came to see if she was ready for the drive. " Oh ! what is the matter ? " they cried in a chorus, as they beheld her tear-stained face. " We are going away ! " cried Eva, sobbing afresh. "Pa's engaged rooms at the Breeze Lawn House! We're going to-morrow ! " " Oh, dear ! dear ! isn't that too bad ! " cried the two girls. over to the Breeze Lawn House this even ing-. You can ask mother for me, can't you.?" " Oh, you horrid thing ! " cried the girls. " This is the hottest day of the season. It's too hot to stir!" " But this evening, after supper, it will be cool. We can go just after sunset; and coming- back it will be moonlight." "But ma's asleep now," objected Laura, "and we can't disturb her; when she wakes up it will be too late to argue it with her." "No it won't," persisted the brother. "Tell her I'm afraid all the rooms will be taken." "I'll g-o and talk to mn, Laura," said Ellie. " Oh, you poor soul ! This is exactly what I expected," she cried, shaking her fan languidly at her brother. " I wouldn't be in love this hot day for fifty dollars." 180 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. She then went to her mother and very soon returned saying 1 that her indulgent parent had very readily con sented and, indeed, what would she not do for Warner? So that evening-, immediately after supper, they set forth for the Breeze Lawn House. CHAPTER XL THE COLONEL OBJECTS TO A REPUBLICAN SON-IN-LAW. Miss EVA sat alone, pensive and dreamy, on one cor ner of the piazza at the Breeze Lawn House, gazing on the dying sunset and longing for the morrow. It was only a little after seven ; and yet it seemed to her as if it had been a week since they left Van Tassels' that morning 1 . Mrs. Judson and the colonel were walking- on the lawn. On this, their first evening at the Breeze Lawn House, they all felt unquestionably lonely. The ex periment of making no acquaintances, in the hope of avoiding a repetition of their late unpleasant experi ences, was, to their genial natures, a trying one. Their new landlord had given them a private table ; and they had sat, during dinner and supper, without addressing or being addressed by any one. They missed the Esterbrooks more than they ex pected; and the colonel felt the change as much as any of them. He had found great pleasure in talking with the young senator, feeling a vague consciousness that he was effecting a radical chang-e in the young Republican's sentiments, and eradicating- from his mind many erroneous impressions concerning the South. When, therefore, a two-seated buckboard wound its way up the lofty hill on which stood the A REPUBLICAN SON-IN-LAW OBJECTIONABLE. 181 very appropriately named Breeze Lawn House, and Miss Eva came flying down the piazza steps with a wild light in her eye, shrieking-, " Ma ! O ma ! here are the Esterbrooks ! " they were far from being un welcome. The colonel went to the carriage and gave them all his hand as if they had not met for months. " We were afraid you would be lonely over here in the woods, so we came over to pay you a visit/' said young Esterbrook, laughing and blushing. "That was very considerate of you," replied the colo nel, cordially. "We have, indeed, been feeling very lonely." The young ladies had already alighted and were engaged in embracing Miss Eva. "You dear little angel! It seems like a hundred thousand years since we saw you ! " "We didn't expect to come over till to-morrow," whispered Laura, " but Warner got crazy to see you perfectly raving distracted ; so we had to come to night, or put him into a strait jacket." Then came Warner with his own version of the story. " You see how much my sisters think of you, Miss Judson ! They declared they should die if they couldn't see you before to-morrow; and nothing would do but that I must get a buckboard and bring them over this evening." "Well, I'm so glad you've come !" cried Eva, ac cepting both versions of the story and perfectly trans figured with joy. "You don't know how lonesome I was ! " Oh, so pathetic it sounded ! " And pa and ma missed you, too ! Pa said, just a minute ago, that he missed his chats with Mr. Esterbrook." "Oh, did your father say that !" cried the young 182 COL. JlTDSON OF ALABAMA. man, his hopes rising. " Well, if my mother and sis ters have their way, and can get rooms here, we are all coming here to board." "How delightful ! " cried Eva. "I do hope you can get rooms ! " "Laura, you and Ellie had better go with mother and see about it right away," said the young man, trying hard not to seem very anxious about it though. Meantime, Mrs. Esterbrook, good woman, was keep ing her side of the contract in the following manner (she being unburdened with any suspicion that her honorable son was not looked upon as an eligible alli ance for any man's daughter) : " My poor dear Warner has been almost distracted all day/' she cried confidentially to Mrs. Judson; " and finally, to pacify him, I had to promise to come over here to board if we could get rooms." The young ladies and their mother, accompanied by Eva, went immediately to look at rooms, while the colonel, Mrs. Judson, and the senator remained in con versation on the piazza. For a while it seemed as if the Breeze Lawn House was full to overflowing. " I don't see w'at I'll do with ye," muttered Mr. Coones, in perplexity, " onless I put ye in the third story." " We don't want to go on the top floor if we can avoid it," replied Mrs. Esterbrook; "and yet," she murmured in Eva's ear, "if we can't get suited, what will poor dear Warner say ! " " I'll give you my room," returned Eva. " I don't mind going up another flight." "Oh, you self-sacrificing child !" cried Mrs. Ester- brook, " I wouldn't let you do that ! " " We'll have some vacancies pooty soon," Mr. Coones A REPUBLICAN SON-IN-LAW OBJECTIONABLE. 183 kept saying anxiously, as if vacancies were the great est desiderata a summer boarding-house could have. Finally, after much cudgeling of his brains and many visits to the kitchen for consultation, Mr. Coones, who kept his accounts entirely in his unlucky head, hap pened to remember that there was a party going away Monday morning. But these people were in their rooms; and thinking to show their high breeding and social importance by being as selfish and disobliging as possi ble, they peremptorily and haughtily refused to allow their apartments to be seen \>y any one. Mr. Coones skulked away from the door after this rebuff, divested, for the moment, of all the dignity of a man and a peer; but self-interest promptly restored his equanimity. " The rooms overhead is jes' the same," he whispered with a chuckle, as he thought how he could get even with these people yet. "You kin see them; an' then you kin jedge what they air down here, if that'll do ye jes' as well." "Just as well," replied Mrs. Esterbrook; and they all ascended to the third story; and after inspecting the rooms there and the view they commanded, the bargain was struck, to the great joy of all concerned. " Then we will come Monday," said Mrs. Esterbrook, and they all went down-stairs happy. " We've got splendid rooms ! " cried the young ladies as soon as they reached the piazza. " Ah ! indeed ! " listlessly responded their brother. " I am glad you are suited." It was beginning to grow quite dark on the piazza. The twilight had faded out; and the moon had not yet risen. The Esterbrook girls proposed trying the piano, of which their brother had spoken so highly; and they all went into the parlor. 184 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. After a while it was found that the senator was miss ing. Further examination revealed that Eva was missing also. But nothing- was said. The talk and the music went on just the same. The moon was just rising, the evening not too cool for sitting outdoor, and on the piazza at one end were the missing ones. The moon was pale and feeble; and, still scarcely above the hills and trees down toward the horizon, the light it shed over the scene was not too glaring and unpoetic. It was a peaceful, lovely scene the distant mountains faintly outlined in light and shadow, the white road winding up the hill be yond, the well-kept lawn with every twig and bush and shrub of evergreen distinctly visible. The conversation between the pair was not intellec tual, animated, or well sustained. They were perfectly satisfied with very small talk and very little of it, and with gazing on the scene and listening to the chirping of insects and the distant cry of a whip-poor-will. Their sweet soul-communings were interrupted by the grating of wagon wheels on the graveled carriage way leading from the stable to the house, and Ester- brook recognized his buckboard which he had ordered brought around at half-past ten. Then he heard his mother's voice at the open casement. " Where is Warner ? The carriage is here." " Oh, goodness ! are you out here ? " cried the sisters, coming out upon the piazza. The senator went inside; Eva remained on the piazza with the sisters. Mrs. Esterbrook was saying her last words to Mrs. Judson, and together they went outside. The other boarders who were not on the piazza had gone to their rooms, and young Esterbrook found himself alone with the colonel. Then happened something unexpected and unpre- A REPUBLICAN- SON-IN-LAW OBJECTIONABLE. 185 meditated. One moment before, the young- man had no thought of doing 1 what he did. " Colonel," he began impulsively. " Warner, we are all ready, and it's late," called his mother from the piazza. " One moment, mother, if you please. Colonel, will you allow me a word with you ? " The colonel bowed gravely. " Colonel/' began the young man again in the same feverish tones, " I feel that no man of self-respect and honor, or of any delicacy of feeling " Here, poor fellow, he broke down utterly. His fine sentence came to an ignominious end; his hands trem bled and his lips twitched. It is hard, indeed, that the most impassioned utter ances, the most glowing eloquence, the most sonorous phrases seemingly the only true and proper expres sion of the heart's emotions are more often the pro duct of cold calculation, composure, and rhetorical skill. " Colonel," he began once more, " since I have met your daughter " Here he found himself about to give the colonel a description of the feeling of a man in love. " What drivel that would be ! " he thought to him self. But he was determined to bolt through with the sentence. "Since I have met your daughter, I have learned to love her ! " he cried in impassioned accents, " and I ask your consent to win her heart." The colonel was visibly moved. "My dear friend," he began earnestly, "this is co me a trying position. Eva is our only child. I am a Southron, and Alabama is and will ever remain my home. To leave our only child here in the Forth will be a terrible sacrifice for her mother and myself, and 186 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. doubly trying, feeling 1 as we do now how little sym pathy is to be expected from the present generation of , Northern people for us of the South. I will say to you frankly that I had hoped, in leaving Mr. Van Tassel's, that my daughter's mind would resume its normal course. Her mother also believed that such would be the case. She is young, very young. But if I am. wrong in cherishing such a hope, I shall do noth ing to ruin her happiness. I can give you no more defi nite answer to-night. I have no right to do so till I consult with her mother. It is possible we may leave early Monday morning for the Berkshire Hills. Should we do so, while I shall ever remember you as a cour teous and agreeable companion and friend, I shall ex pect you to regard our departure as indicating that I desire, for the present at least, that all communica tion between my daughter and yourself shall cease." Esterbrook was completely dazed. The whole earth seemed to have become extinct. For a moment not a word, not an argument, had he to offer in reply, but presently the one all-absorbing, all-controlling idea of his mind was crystallized in one passionate, vehement utterance : "Sir, I love your daughter and I believe her heart is already mine ! She would rightly think me a vil lain if I remain silent now. No man of honor could retreat after having gone so far ! " " A man of honor," replied the colonel with firmness, " will submit to a father's will. It is against my wishes that you should hold any further communication with my daughter at present. You \vill know my final de cision Monday." " Sir, I shall wait/' replied Esterbrook. " If I am wrong in believing I possess your daughter's affection, then let the blow fall on me alone." A REPUBLICAN SON-IN-LAW OBJECTIONABLE. 187 They passed out together and joined the others on the piazza. The young 1 man, assisted by the colonel, placed his mother and sisters in the carriage and then took his leave of Mrs. Judson, who, having surmised the tenor of the conversation in the parlor, was con strained and reserved. When he turned to make his adieu to Eva, her father was standing by her side holding both of her hands in his. Esterbrook, with hat in hand, only bowed and said good-night, in husky tones. But the young lady cried out pettishly : " Pa, pa, let go ! How can I bid Mr. Esterbrook good-by ! " Her father released a hand, but Esterbrook only touched it lightly, said good-by again, and added, in a voice that plainly revealed his agitation in spite of every effort at self-command, "I hope to see you Monday." As soon as the carriage had wound its way down the hill to the road, the colonel and Mrs. Judson went inside; but Eva remained on the piazza gazing ab stractedly on the beautiful moonlit scene, lost in sweet revery. Her mother's voice aroused her. "My dear, come in. It is eleven o'clock. We,re going up-stairs." " Is it so late, ma ? It is so lovely, I hate to go to bed;" but joining her father and mother in the parlor, and too happy within herself to observe their grave and sorrowful looks, she exclaimed rapturously : " Ma, I think this place is perfectly heavenly 1 I feel per fectly transported with joy to-night because it's such a lovely night ! And you don't know how glad I am the Esterbrooks are coming here, too ! Ma, you must be sleepy; and you too, pa ! You look as solemn as two owls. But as for me, I feel as lively as a cricket; I feel like sitting up all night to look at the moon ! " 188 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. They went up-stairs tog-ether. Eva blithely bade her father and mother good-night, went to her own room, and seating herself at the open window, gazed out upon the scene, musing and dreaming till long after midnight. The next morning she went down-stairs to break fast looking as bright and fresh as if she had enjoyed a full night's rest. " O ma ! " she exclaimed ecstatically, " what a divine world this is ! I just love this place ! It is so beautiful ! How lovely the air feels this morning ! pa, I'm so glad you thought of coming here ! I am perfectly enchanted with it ! " "My dear," replied her father, gravely, "you must not think too much of this place. What will you do when you are obliged to leave it ? " " Well, pa, I don't want to stay here after everybody else has gone away. It won't be pleasant then." " But what if something should occur to prevent our remaining here the rest of the summer ? You must not become so much attached either to places or peo ple here at the North that you cannot part with them without great pain and sorrow." " How can I help that, pa ? " "You must be philosophical. You must bear con stantly in mind that your home is in the South, and that the people you meet here are only passing ac quaintances whom you may never see again." " O pa, pa, you give me the blues ! I can't be so philosophical as that ! Now, for instance, the Ester- brooks ! Why, pa, I would just want to die if I thought 1 was never to see them again ! But why should I feel that way ? They have all promised and promised that they will come to Alabama and visit us this very winter," A REPUBLICAN SON-IN-LAW OBJECTIONABLE. 189 " Well, dear, they will have a good chance to see the South as it is. I am always glad when Northern peo ple come down among us." " Well, now, pa, do, do say they are not mere passing acquaintances. I feel as if every fibre of my heart were bound up with theirs ! I am sure I shall never part with them for good ! We shall always know each other and be intimate friends. Don't you think so, pa ? " " Perhaps so, dear. Time will reveal/' This conversation rendered it all the more difficult and painful for the colonel to say to his daughter what he had on his mind to say. He deferred it until the afternoon, when he found her on the lawn, reading under the shade of a broad-spreading old maple tree. " Eva," he began very seriously, " I have come to tell you something that you will be very sorry to hear, but I expect you to bear it like a sensible girl." " Oh, dear me, pa, what in the world is it ! " cried Eva, apprehensively, thinking that perhaps he had heard that the Esterbrooks were not coming after all. " It is something dreadful I know by your looks." " Oh, no, my dear, it is not at all dreadful," replied her father, with an attempt at cheerfulness. " If you were not so much attached to this place that you will be sorry to leave it, my news would be agreeable rather than otherwise, for I know you are fond of travel." " O pa, what is it ? " gasped Eva. " We are not going away from here, I hope, pa ? " " Yes, dear, matters of importance take me to Mas sachusetts at once. I know you like this beautiful place, but there are others even more attractive. We shall go from here to the Berkshire Hills, which are as celebrated for fine scenery as the Catskills. The air there is renowned for its salubrity," 190 COL. JUDSOX OF ALABAMA. " But when, pa ? When are we going ? " asked Eva, in a faint voice. " Monday morning, dear." " Monday, pa ? Next Monday ? " "Yes, dear, next Monday day after to-morrow/' " O pa ! that is so soon ! " " I know it is, Eva. I am sorry you are disappointed about remaining here, but I feel satisfied that as soon as you find yourself in a place equally beautiful, among pleasant companions, as pleasant as any you have met in the Catskills, you will be reconciled to the change. Don't you think so ? " " I don't know, pa." "Well, now, won't you try, Eva? Try for your mother's sake. It will grieve her to see you looking disappointed and down-hearted. The change is abso lutely necessary. Now you are going to be reconciled, aren't you?" " I suppose so, pa. I will try." She was gazing off into vacancy with clouded face and eyes full of tears, and her voice, though steady, was plaintive and almost inaudible. Her father con tinued a few minutes longer striving to reconcile her to the change, and left her saying, as he pressed her hands sympathetically : " It grieves me to see you looking so sad', Eva. But I feel sure the time will come when you will look back upon this and see that your father and mother knew best what was good for you. I am going now to order a carriage for a drive, and I hope that that will bring the smiles back to your face." Eva watched her father till he disappeared behind the shrubbery around the carriage-house, and then, springing to her feet, she flew to her mother. " Ma ! ma ! " she cried wildly, " I cannot go away A REPUBLICAN SON-IN-LAW OBJECTIONABLE. 191 from here I cannot, ma ! You must leave me here, ma ! You must, you must ! If you take me away I shall die ! I shall die ! " "Eva! Eva \" cried her mother, in great agitation and alarm, " calm yourself, my child. You terrify me ! How can you get so excited about such a matter ? " " Ma ! ma ! say you will leave me here ! " " My darling- child, it is out of the question ! You are far too young. I did entirely wrong in sending you to Mr. Van Tassel's so long before I came." " Why, ma," pleaded Eva, " what harm did it do ? What harm will it do for me to stay here a few weeks? The Esterbrooks will take care of me." " My child, it is impossible," returned Mrs. Judson, resolutely. " Ma ! ma ! my heart will break ! " cried Eva, burst ing into tears and throwing herself on her mother's neck. " I thought I was going to be so happy, and now it is all snatched away ! I shall die ! I shall die ! O ma ! ma ! let me stay ! " "Eva ! Eva ! " cried the mother, vainly endeavoring to calm her daughter's excitement, but she still sobbed and begged piteously to be allowed to remain; and when her father came to report how much better she had borne the news than her mother had apprehended, and how satisfied he was that a change of scene and of companions would overcome her disappointment, he found her in violent hysterics in her mother's arms and beyond the reach of argument, entreaty, or even of acquiescence in her desires. 192 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. CHAPTER XII. MISS EVA MARRIES A MUGWUMP. WHEN Esterbrook came Monday morning- to see whether it was in order for him to blow his brains out, he found the Judsons still at the Breeze Lawn House, and, to all appearances, they had no present inten tion of going away. At least Jimmy Coones, who took his horse, had heard nothing about it and was surprised at the question. Esterbrook, by no means satisfied as to the signifi cance of this, hurried to the house, looked into the par lor which was silent and deserted, walked all around the piazza and looked over the lawn, where there were other guests in large numbers playing lawn tennis and croquet or swinging in hammocks; but there was no sign of the Judsons anywhere about. He then started in search of some one to take his card to the colonel, and, after going all over the house, brought up, at last, at the door of the kitchen where he could hear the rattling and scraping of pots and pans, the banging of dishes, the suggestive thud of a chopping-knife, and a perfect Babel of female voices and laughter. He knocked and pounded on the door as loud as seemed befitting a gentleman; but being unable to make himself heard, he ventured to raise the latch and look in, thus bringing down upon himself the shame and humiliation of beholding the champion dirty kitchen of the State; and instantly he resolved to see what he could do at Albany the coming winter MISS EVA MAREIES A MUGWUMP. 193 for the inspection of summer boarding-house kitchens and the abolition therein of flies defunct and animate, of garbage, mephitic air, dirty girls, and frowsy head. It was a vast room incredibly littered with a dis gusting, loathsome conglomeration of refuse and un cooked food; and, although there were windows on two sides and three doors opening to the outer air, the windows were all closed and but one door stood open. Two girls were wiping dishes at a sink opposite and dancing a break-down; another was up to her elbows in dishwater; a woman was kneading bread at a table covered with dirty dishes and millions of flies; others were shelling peas, peeling potatoes, picking over ber ries, and so forth; and a girl, with bushy, fiery-red hair flying in every direction, was alternately chopping meat in a large wooden bowl and skirmishing with her hair to keep it out of her eyes: and all were more or less talking, laughing, hallooing, and singing. The first who espied a gentleman at the door cried out in awe-struck tones: "Girls! hush up!" And Esterbrook, fortunately succeeding in maintaining his dignity despite his mor tification and shame, communicated his wishes and consigned his card to the care of the girl with the bushy red hair. He then returned to the parlor. The colonel came down immediately. He looked very grave, and his tones at once be trayed his agitation. " O my dear young friend ! " he exclaimed, grasp ing the astonished Esterbrook by the hand, " you do not know how near I have come to losing my beloved child ! Only the presence of a skilful New York phy sician here in the house has saved her life ! She was threatened with congestion of the brain at the bare mention of leaving this place. I see no help for it now 194 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. but that you are destined to become my son-in-law. Thank God ! I believe you are a noble young man ! But it is a terrible thing to take an only child from her parents. It is a terrible blow to her mother and to me. We were never before brought to realize that we must ever part with her, least of all that we should ever be called upon to leave her in the North. But I am satisfied that you are in every respect worthy of the feeling that you have inspired in my child ; and her mother joins with me in yielding to your wishes." "Sir, sir," cried Esterbrook, earnestly, "anything that I can do to reward you for this and be a man, I will do ! " It was several days before Eva was able to leave her room ; but she knew the Esterbrooks had arrived and that the Berkshire Hills were given up ; and when Mrs. Esterbrook and the two girls came to sit with her, she was perfectly contented, for she knew the senator was down-stairs. Every time they came up thej T brought her numerous messages from him ; and every morning he sent her a bunch of flowers which he had gathered with his own hands, and which she smiled on in a beatitude of joy. But when, at last, she was able to sit on the piazza and see him with her own eyes, the color rapidly came back to her cheek, and she was soon herself. From this time onward their happiness was as un disturbed as if the foolishness of Mother Eve had not brought toil and sorrow and death into the world. Not a doubt of each other, not a jealous pang, not a single misunderstanding, not a tear, not a frown, not a conflict of wishes or of tastes, not a diversity of tem perament or of opinion, marred their perfect paradise ; and, to crown all, the colonel and his wife were not MISS EVA MARRIES A MUGWUMP 195 only resigned, but their hearts were full of joy and of gratitude to heaven as they daily beheld the happi ness of their child and learned to know the worth of their destined son-in-law. " I am perfectly satisfied now/' said the colonel to his wife, when, at the end of a month, the young couple became formally engaged. " I do not believe a nobler young man exists South or North. That he has a good head, a good under standing, and a conscientious desire to be on the right side is evident from the change his opinions have undergone. He was a Republican because his father was. He had -accepted the party without question and without thought, on the strength of its own pre tensions and representations. I am persuaded that this change he has undergone comes from his inner most heart; but I fear it will be regarded here as an infamous act of apostasy. I regret that; but I re joice that he sees the iniquities of the Republican party in their right light. As to his personal character, he has his faults, of course; but they are mainly the faults of youth or amiable weaknesses that are easily forgiven. Perhaps he is a little self-conceited as yet; but he is young, and his early successes and the adu lation of his friends have naturally inflated his self- importance. He will outlive all that and look back and laugh at it all. He is high-minded and conscien tious that is the main point and he is zealous and warm-hearted." " Yes," added Mrs. Judson, " and he is affectionate, amiable, unselfish, and brimming over with the milk of human kindness." " He is, indeed," added the colonel, warmly ; " and he is frank, generous, pure-minded, and the soul of honor. All his impulses are noble and manly." 196 COL. JUDSON OF ALABAMA. " Another thing," added Mrs. Judson, " there is noth ing of the irreverent and wicked in any of his wit, as there is in so many young people. I respect him for that." " An admirable young man in every respect/ 5 pur sued the colonel. " He is, indeed," affirmed Mrs. Judson. Such was the estimate put upon the Hon. Warner N. Esterbrook by the colonel and his wife on the day when he became engaged to their daughter. If too flattering to that entirely human young man, perhaps it was not more so than people are wont to place upon the character of an amiable, estimable youth, with good prospects in life, under like circumstances. At all events, little Miss Eva had safely escaped being "crossed in love" and the danger of becoming a crabbed, sarcastic misanthrope, a melancholy little old maid, a lunatic in a strait jacket, or an angel up in Heaven : for although love can be gotten over easily enough the second or third time, and any number of times thereafter, the result of the first attack is often perilous and problematical. Early in September the colonel received overtures for a compromise from his antagonists in the lawsuit which originally brought him North. It was but a modicum of his claim, and the lawyers wanted him to hold out against it for a while ; but it was a round mil lion and freedom from litigation; and the Southerner spurned the idea of haggling for more, when a million was enough. He therefore hastened to accept the offer, and Eva was nobly endowed. The marriage took place in October. It was a beau tiful and interesting wedding, with a lovely bride, two lovely bridesmaids, a handsome groom, and two proud mothers and a well-satisfied father looking on; and MISS EVA MARRIES A MUGWUMP. 197 thus ended the war between the North and the South so far as Colonel Judson of Alabama was concerned. In a few days, accompanied by a son-in-law (for a visit of a month or two), he returned to his home with many pleasant memories of his experience at the North to sweeten the bitter, and with his knowledge consider ably enlarged by his visit, though of the opinion that it was even more important that the Northern people should come South. THE END. SECOND EDITION. A NEW AND POWERFUL NOVEL. By K. BKAN, Author of Colonel Judson of Alabama. AMERICAN AUTHORS' SERIES. At all Bookstores, or sent postpaid on receipt of price : 50 cents in paper, $ 1.00 in cloth. JOHN W. LOYELL COMPANY, Publishers, 1 5O Worth Street, New York. PRESS OPINIONS. A very strong novel. Boston Transcript. It is strikingly original, bold in treatment, and interesting in its descriptions of Maine scenery and familiar localities. Albany Evening Journal. There is good stuff in this novel, and the character of Pudney is a striking and original one. Charleston News. The book deserves attentive reading from those interested in social questions. New York Recorder. This is certainly an interesting book. New Orleans Picayune. All of the characters are strongly drawn, and we have new and admirable types in Pudney and his hard-working wife. Albany Argus. The book is remarkably original. San Francisco Call. In great part a well-told story. There is graphic description in the book, and some of the characters are admirably drawn. . . . Many of Mr. Bean's pict ures have the true Yankee tone, and they are naturally and admirably drawn. New York Sun. It is an intensely interesting satire on shoddy aristocracy. ... In the flood of literature there are not many stories that will outrank " Pudney & Walp" either in interest or style. Deliver Rocky Mountain News. Pudney & Walp is perhaps the least attractive title any recent novel has borne, but the story is strong enough to survive this misfortune There are graphic pictures of Pudney's struggles with his men when trouble comes . ._ . There is a cruel tragedy when the eldest daughter commits a frightful crime and there is a wonderfully vivid picture in strong colors when the seenb Si rt T llS ?^ nted Oneofthecleverestbitsof character-drawing is Betsy Dodd whose life was spent m knitting "sale stockings " coarse enough to shoot peas through; and Lib Pudney 's faithful wife, is a creation full of homely nohihty. Many other characters stand out with a distinctness that is startling and the reader can readily believe that almost every one of them has been closely drawn from living men and women. Book Beview, New York. This scene [of the trial] is the best in the book, but there are others of great interest, and, as a comprehensive study of labor, society and life generally in Maine, the story of "Pudney & Walp" is, we believe, the best that has yet been written. San Jose Mercury. A great strike, vividly told, forms the central event of the well- written story Pittsburg Telegraph. There are several more than clever characters introduced into the story as well as a number of dramatic scenes. Baltimore American. The book is full of interest, and Pudney proves the truth of the oft-repeated assertion that the hardest master to the laboring man is he who has been a laborer himself. The sturdy independence of the New England men and women is well brought out. Denver Times. An entertaining story of American life. The plot is full of interesting inci dents. Washing ton Public Opinion. All the characters, and there are many of them, are drawn by a skilful hand, and the book is written in a light and breezy fashion that is quite likely to com mend it to the public. New Orleans States. A well-told story. Milwaukee Sentinel. The book is worthy of attentive reading. Detroit Tribune. Aside from the labor problem, there is much to entertain the reader. The descriptions of Maine scenery and familiar localities in the East are almost equal to a visit to that picturesque region. Kansas City Journal. The characters are well drawn, and many of the incidents are decidedly realis tic. Son, Francisco Chronicle. Maine scenery is accurately presented, and the characters are true to life. Portland Oregonian. The complex relations between capital and labor are admirably drawn ; but the book is burdened with an undue amount of profanity from Pudney. Doubt less his remarks are true to nature, but the average reader objects to swearing except from clergymen in the form of Bible quotations. Tacoma Globe. An American tale of dramatic power. Philadelphia Bulletin. " Pudney & Walp " promises to be one of the sensations of the season. Godey^s Lady's Book. There is a strength and virility about this author's work that is more than apparent before a dozen pages hare been read. Brooklyn Citizen. The story is well conceived. . . . The story of Pudney's change of heart and character under the influence of great wealth and position is well drawn. N. Y. Epoch. The characters are all well drawn, and in several instances develop considera ble quaint humor and originality. N. Y. Tablet. The characters of Pudney and his wife are drawn with no mean skill. Boston Post. It tells, with a mastery of realistic effect, the story of the begmning and rise of the great granite business of " Pudney & Walp " on an island in Penobscot Bay. Portland Transcript. There is some admirable character-sketching, the strongest figures being Pudney and Mrs. Walp. Boston Advertiser. It is a portrayal to the life, and furnishes food for reflection as well as rarely good entertainment. Photo. Am. Review, New York. It is well worth reading. ... It is eminently calculated to arouse thought while it interests and at times amuses. The author is a master of neat wit and elegant satire. . . . The whole story is thoroughly well told. Journal of the Knights of Labor. A more original or a more puzzling book has not been issued this year. . . . It takes a strong hand to direct such diverse and trying material. The very name of the novel is not inviting. . . . But as we go on the characters develop with a subtlety that takes us unawares, the canvas broadens and the scene fives. . . . The gorge rises sometimes at the central figure, Pudney. We wonder the more at the consummate mastery over his creation by which the author forces us to respect the nobility which lies within so rough a nature as the perfect statue is hidden in the unshapely and unsightly stone. It is a pecu liarly striking figure, and, above all, original and native to the soil. Silas Lap- ham and Daniel Pudney, if they ever meet, will understand each other at once. Baltimore Sun. We have read just far enough to wonder if the author is " twitting on facts " or building up a romance out of his imagination. An island of Maine granite is, however, a stern reality, and it must be conceded the story has a good founda tion. The book is strongly written and full of interest, and should find many readers hereabouts. Belfast (Me.) Republican Journal. A narrative that lays hold of the imagination at once. The two families that take up their habitation in the tumble-down, temporary quarters provided for them among the rocks are so different from each other in nature that one again instinctively commends the sagacity that suggested the types. The picturesque wildness of the island, inhabited only by fishermen, is enough to attract the reader at the outset. Cleveland Leader. The story is amazing in its originality, the subject matter, the manner of treating it, to say nothing of the brilliant drawing of character, indicating a mental atmosphere free from the shackles of precedents. The problem of labor is studied from the point of view of one who has risen from the ranks, and the conclusions reached are creditable alike to humanity in general and author in particular. A self-made millionaire in the toils of riches, the vulgar hauteur of his foolish children, born in poverty ana ashamed of the condition from which they have sprung; the relation of the workman to master, of servant to mistress, of the unfortunate to the prosperous hi the characteristic State of Maine/ all these more serious themes and the inevitable social questions with which they are inextricably involved, are treated with a force truly masterly. There is a lesson in every line, but it is not forced upon the reader's attention, rather coated with the sugar of wit and satire, and consequently it is unusually effective. Brooklyn Standard- Union. UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA LIBRARY Los Angeles This book is DUE on the last date stamped below. FIB 4 1953 "4PR 2 1953 FormL9 15m-10,'48(B1039)444 TKF LIBRARY f BOSNIA Bean - -1082 Ool. Judsui: 33 5 c of Albania. JOI RARy FACILITY A 001385495 PS 1082 B35c BIOGRAPHY B