IRLF I. SILVER CLOUD , f: -F : yfi.1 UBRAftK OF .s-.. ^Y 4 ^v DOCTOR JONES' PICNIC BY S. E. CHAPMAN, M. D. SAN FRANCISCO THE WHITAKER & RAY CO. PUBLISHERS LIBRARY UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA DAVIS Copyrighted 1898, by S. E. CHAPMAN, M. D. All Rights Reserved \ PREFACE. I must confess that I offer this romance to the read ing public with no little trepidation. I am fully aware of having transcended the ordinary rules and paths of legitimate romance, and that I have presumed to broach fearlessly the deep things of God. The scope of the work is infinitely beyond the remotest thought of the writer when he began this labor; but as it grew, deepened and broadened upon his hands from day to day, like Noah's dove he could find no rest for the sole of his foot, and found it impossible to stop short of the Millennium. The author is ready to substantiate the marvelous cures performed by Dr. Jones, for they are cases from practice. One of the objects of this work is to stimulate scientific investigation of the law of cure which guided the worthy Doctor in his selection of the remedy in a giv en case. As to whether Silver Cloud and her achievements be possible or not, I am not specially concerned. And whether there are air currents in the "upper deep," as de scribed within these pages, is a matter of little or no con sequence. We are desirous of being fair and magnani mous, and will let the burden of proof rest upon the "other fellow." When we come to the consideration of the means by which the grand finale was brought about, then I stand by my colors, and claim to have delineated the only way "out of the woods" for the suffering world. And, further, the denouement is but the inevitable result of the adop tion of Golden Ruleism bv the world. vi PREFACE. No thinking man can fail to see that there is something fearfully and radically wrong in this world of ours. The few are getting too much, and the millions are getting far too little. The cry of the poor fills the earth, and many are the plans that have been devised for the relief of the innumerable sufferers; but there is an essential de fect in each of them, nor is there relief to be obtained short of the power of Almighty God. This is fully com prehended in what we have been pleased to call Golden Ruleism, in the 2nd and 3d volumes. Many students and writers upon the signs of the times take an extremely pessimistic view of the situation, and believe that we shall witness "blood to the horses' bri dles." No one can deny that things are desperately bad, and that something must be done soon to relieve the strain or the very worst may be apprehended; yet the au thor prefers to see things through optimistic eyes, and be lieves that God will raise up a Moses, (or Doctor Jones, if you please,) who will lead us to a higher and better state than this world has yet ever known. The old adage. 'It is always darkest just before dawn/ is beautifully ap plicable to the present state of the world. So I take courage and launch my book out upon the tempestuous sea of humanity, trusting that it may be welcomed as the harbinger of a better and happier era. I am sure that it bears to the world the olive branch of peace. As is usual with prefaces, this one is anticipatory and can only be appreciated after one has perused the book. So I make the request of the reader that he re-read it after having become acquainted with the scheme and scope of the work. This volume is to be immediately followed by volumes two and three, which complete the set. S. E. CHAPMAN, M. D. Napa, Cal., Dec. 13th, 1897. ISTDEX. Chapter I. "Figures don't lie." 1 " II. Two men resolve to go picnicking. 7 " III. Mrs. Jones offers some objections. . 10 " I. V Mrs. Jones dictates terms 34 " V. The Government joins the picnick ers 18 " VI. Off on a shoreless sea 22 " VII. A Gunpowder tea party 25 " VIII. Relating how the beautiful pic nic progressed 32 " IX. In the heart of Labrador 38 " X. A message from the skies 49 XI. Is the world growing better? 54 " XII. Greenland's Icy Mountains and the Russian Bear 63 XIII. Beauty and the Beast 75 XIV. Doctor Jones commits treason .... 83 " XV. A model teacher and an ideal student 94 XVI. The Count steps over the line. . . .100 XVII. Farewell to Beauty and the Beast. .108 XVIII. Woman locates the North Pole.... 118 XIX. The planting of the Flagstaff. . . .125 " XX. Battle of Missionary Ridge anc Lookout Mountain. > 135 XXI. Things material and spiritual. .. .143 XXII. Familiar scenes and faces 151 XXIII. The world at the feet of Doctor Jones 164 XXIV. Ho! for the SOUTH POLE!. . . .175 DOCTOR JONES' PICNIC. CHAPTEK I. "Figures Don't Lie/' The North Pole! That spot upon earth so environed with trackless fields of unbroken snow and mountains of ice; with an atmosphere so cold that none but the bravest and hardiest of mankind can breathe it and live. And yet these apparently insuperable obstacles have but stim ulated men to do and dare all things, so that they might but reach that ultima thule. In vain have our utilitarians cried, "Qui bono?" God has planted within man the spirit of lordship and domination; and, true to that spirit, he will never rest until Nature shall have yielded up to him her last secret, and his restless foot shall have trodden the wildest and farthest spot of earth. Then, and not till then, will he stand crowned "Lord of Creation." In this faithful history of the discovery and exact loca tion of the North Pole, it is not necessary to bring before the reader in historical review the many illustrious names and grand heroisms of former explorers of Arctic regions. They did marvelous deeds, beyond the comprehension of those who did not actually participate in them. They sacrificed thousands of noble lives, and undoubtedly did all that could be done with the means at their command. Ah! there we have struck the keynote. The means at their command were inadequate, and nothing but failure and disaster could result from their best laid plans and efforts. Dr. Jonathan Jones sat in his office in the populous, thriving city of R , situated in one of our western states. He occupied an easy chair, heels upon a low, flat- topped writing desk, newspaper in hand, reading an ac- 2 DR. JONES' PICNIC. count of the failure of Dr. Nansen to reach the North Pole. That renowned and hardy explorer proposed reach ing the spot by floating on an ice floe. We are all familiar with the fact that he did actually get to within about three hundred miles of the coveted spot, but was obliged to turn back for want of dogs and sledges. Dr. Jones laid the paper down with a groan. "Will they never learn?" he apostrophizingly cried to a bust of Hahne- mann that rested upon a bracket in a corner of the room. "They can never get there on any such lines. I believe it to be a perfectly feasible scheme, if worked out on simple scientific principles. If I had capital, I would try it." He sat with the points of his extended fingers touching each its mate of the opposite hand, and mused for several moments. Suddenly he seized a pencil, and rapidly jotted down figures, lines, and characters that meant nothing to any mortal but himself. "Figures don't lie!" he shouted to aforesaid bust. "That depends, Doctor, on whether they 'are legitimately used or not. Sometimes they are made to represent the vilest untruth," said a voice behind him. The Doctor wheeled about and encountered the genial countenance of Mr. A. L. Denison. "Hullo! Denison. Just the man I wanted to see. Sit down." "What's up now, Doctor? Anyone hurt or seriously sick?" inquired Denison, as he occupied a chair. For answer the Doctor read aloud the account of Dr. Nansen's failure to reach the North Pole, and then said: "I do not wonder that he failed. No one will succeed upon any such lines or plans." "Well, Doctor, you don't suppose that anyone will ever get there and back alive, do you?" "Whether they will or not, I do not know; but that it is a perfectly feasible and rational undertaking, under proper conditions, I as firmly believe as I do that I am alive," and he brought his fist down upon the desk by way of emphasis with a whack that made the various loose articles in the little office rattle. Even the bust upon the bracket moved about uneasily, whether by way of approba tion or not, this truthful chronicle ventures no opinion. Denison looked at the flushed face and glittering eyes of DR. JONES' PICNIC. 3 the Doctor, moved uneasily in his chair, and said: "What's up, Doctor? I never knew you to drink. Getting off?" tapping his os frontis with his forefinger significantly. "Denison," replied the Doctor, unheeding the innuen does of his friend, "I tell you that I have a plan for going to, and returning from, the North Pole with perfect safety, absolute certainty, and a degree of comfort that will reduce the whole expedition to the level of a glorious picnic." Denison indulged in a long, low whistle. "Draw it a little milder, Doctor. Go to and return from the North Pole with perfect safety, certainty, com fort, and pleasure! What do you mean? I never heard of anything so preposterous in my life!" "Hitch up to the desk here, and I will soon tell you what I mean/' cried the Doctor. Denison complied, and the Doctor, seizing a pencil, drew upon a leaf of the scratch book, with a few vigorous strokes, a sketch of a globe, thus: "There," said he, as he gave a few finishing touches. "There you have the idea." "Well, go on." "This sketch represents a mammoth globe of aluminum, two hundred feet in diameter, as you will notice. "I see," assented Denison. 4 DR. JONES' PICNIC. "We have, then, a great hollow globe, consisting, as I said before, of aluminum. I have chosen that material for two obvious reasons; lightness and strength. The globe is simply to be floated by heating the atmosphere within it." "What will you heat it with, and how long do you sup pose it will be before your globe returns to the earth?" asked Denison. "Your questions are quite practical, and I am ready to answer them. There are to be three skins or coverings to our globe, with a foot of space (or air blanket, if you please) between them. This affords us two air chambers that ma terially prevent the radiation of heat. Once heated, a very little fuel will keep the interior of our great air-ship at the desired temperature. You see, at the inferior or lower part of the ship, a square apartment attached, plentifully supplied with windows. That represents the living and store rooms. The living rooms are to be comfortably fur nished, and no reason can be alleged why we should not enjoy in them absolute comfort. In our storerooms, we will carry one year's supply of food. And in tanks of sufficient size, petroleum (or whatever combustible we con clude to be most suitable) for heating and cooking pur poses. See?" "I see," said Denison. "You will observe that so conservative of heat is this arrangement that every particle of caloric created in the living rooms, or cabin below, helps by that much to float the great globe. All the warmth from cooking and heat ing; the heat and smoke from our pipes and cigars; yea, even the animal heat which radiates from our bodies, all subserve the one great purpose and function keeping up the temperature and buoyant effort of the globe. Do you begin to catch on?" fairly shouted the enthusiastic Doc tor. "Well, it looks very well so far," returned Denison slow ly. "But, my dear sir, I foresee one difficulty that in your enthusiasm you seem to have overlooked. You can never guide or steer this immense ship. It must go with the wind, and you are just as likely to go to the South Pole as to the North, and very unlikely to go to either. You DR. JONES' PICNIC. 5 must excuse me, but this last is certainly an insuperable obstacle to your making anything practicable of your idea." "I admit at once that this great body could not be steer ed, nor in any degree guided by any apparatus that we could devise," assented the Doctor. "But that we should be obliged to float aimlessly, hither and thither, altogether the creatures of chance, I do not for a moment admit. The equator, receiving as it does, the vertical rays of the sun, is by far the hottest portion of the earth. The at mosphere at that quarter, being constantly superheated and correspondingly rarified, ascends into the vault above. t This creates a semi-vacuum below, and the cooler atmos pheres north and south of the equator rush in and fill the aforesaid vaccuum. Pouring in from opposite directions with an impetus that often amounts to hurricanes, they boil up as they meet, miles into the firmament above. They then set off in two strong currents toward either Pole. What is the natural inference? The navigators of our air-ship have the power to raise and lower at pleasure. Ob viously, there is but one thing for sensible men to do: Let her rise until we strike a northerly current, if neces sary, and remain in it so long as it is favorable; when it changes, rise or lower until another favorable current is found, etc. Do you happen to think of any more 'insup erable' obstacles, my dear sir?" "Well, I must say that while I am not convinced of the practicability of your scheme, still you meet my objections in a way that is quite surprising, and which shows that you have given the matter much thought; yet I am not sure that you will not run upon difficulties that will make it altogether impossible. For instance, there is the cost of so vast an undertaking. It would cost hundreds of thousands, at the least calculation/' "Now, Denison, you have struck the only real difficulty that I can think of. I really have no idea of who will furnish the money. I had not thought even of asking anyone to do so." Patients came in at this juncture, and Denison took his departure. A few days later, however, he returned, and when the Doctor was at leisure, opened the conversation 6 DR. 30NES' PICNIC. by asking if anything had developed with regard to the air-ship building. "0, ho!" cried Dr. Jones, "you are getting into my way of thinking on that subject, are you?" "Well, to tell you the truth, I have thought of it consid erably since I saw you. I would like, at least, to see it tried." "There is but one way to do: If you get interested suffi ciently to wish to take hold, we will see if we cannot stir up our friends and form a stock company. Or, failing in that, we might have a working model built, and I think we could induce the Government to take hold of the mat ter." Denison called frequently during the following month, and it was evident that he was fast becoming imbued with the Doctors ideas and enthusiasm. DR. JONES' PICNIC. CHAPTER II. Two Men Eesolve to Go Picnicking. One afternoon, the Doctor being at leisure, he and Deni- son talked long and earnestly of their never-failing theme, the aluminum globe. Denison finally said: "You know, Doctor, that I never go into anything with out due consideration. I have studied this matter over carefully, and am willing to chance it with you. We have been acquainted a great many years, and I never knew you to make any bad breaks. I have nothing else to do at present,, and have a few thousands that I am willing to risk in this business. If I lose it I shall let it go for experience and blame no one but myself." "Denison, you know very well that I would not lead you into anything that would do you an injury, financially or otherwise, for anything in the world. I had not thought, indeed, of asking you to take any part or stock in this scheme. I believe in it with all my soul, but had not al lowed myself to seriously think of promoting or investing in it. You had better think of it for a while longer/' "As I told you," returned Denison, "I have given it very serious thought for several weeks. I have every confidence in the world in you, and my mind is thoroughly made up now that I wish to go with you into this enterprise. You know that since my wife died 1 have done little or nothing. I have no family to occupy my mind, and this is the first time since her death that I have felt any interest in any thing. It took something extraordinary, like your scheme, to wake me up. So here I am, Doctor, yours for the North Pole!" "Well, old friend, you are a man of the right spirit," said Dr. Jones, taking him by the hand, "and I am willing to do with you what we can to get the Government inter ested in this matter. What shall be our first move?" How can you leave your business or get any time to do anything in this undertaking?" asked Denison. 8 DR. JONES' PICNIC. "I will tell you: I have been right here, at the old stand, for twenty-odd years. In all that time I have never taken a vacation of any sort. I have for years been intending to do so, but something always prevented. Now I have an opportunity to put a good man into my place, and I feel the necessity of taking a rest of a year or so. This looks like just the chance for me. So you may consider that question settled. Now, what shall be our first move?" "Since we are each determined to take hold of this ven ture, Doctor, I suppose that the first thing will be to get an architect to figure on the thing, and give us necessary figures and data. And I have just the man Will Marsh, office on Main Street. He is an extraordinary fellow, a real genius, and a gentleman in every sense of the word. Let's see him right away. I'm catching your spirit of en thusiasm, Doctor, and what does a man amount to without enthusiasm in this age of the world?" "Well, of course, the enthusiast is numbered with the cranks/' replied Dr. Jones. "But, Denison, the cranks are the only men who accomplish anything of note in this world. I have really great respect for cranks, if they only are honest and not too abusive. So we may as well antici pate the dear public, and enroll ourselves among the cranks." "All right," returned Denison, " 'Sail on!' as Joaquin Miller has Columbus say to the faint-hearted sailing mas ter. 'The North Pole or bust!' is my motto now." "That's right, that's right," grinned the Doctor, amused to see the enthusiasm he had aroused in his friend. "And now let's to business. I am ready to go with you and see the architect." So together they walked to the office of that gentleman. They found him in and at leisure, and they immediately opened their business to him. The Doctor took the lead, Denison occasionally offering a suggestion. Mr. Marsh proved to be a good listener, jotting down the items as they were given him, and they made excellent progress. Evi dently Dr. Jones had studied the subject very thoroughly, for he gave measurements and specifications with a readi ness and accuracy that were surprising. "And now, Mr. Marsh, there are doubless some import ant points that have not occurred to me, and which you DR. JONES' PICNIC. 9 will discover. What we want at present is an approximate estimate of the cost, carrying and floating capacity of our globe. I think you have the idea as nearly as we can give it, and please let us know all about it as soon as possible," said Dr. Jones as they were about to depart. "I will do so, sir," replied the architect, "but you under stand that your project is so extraordinary if I may be allowed to say so that it will require several days before I can give you any definite information. I must go to the city and ascertain the prices of material, etc/' "We understand that, Mr. Marsh; only please do not neglect to attend to it immediately." With this parting injunction they bade him good-day and departed, each to his home. 10 DR. JONES' PICNIC. CHAPTER III. Mrs. Jones Offers Some Objections. But Dr. Jones met great opposition in a quarter that was not so easily disposed of. He had a wife. Mrs. Jones was a very intelligent and lovely woman, younger by some fifteen years than the Doctor. She must be consulted. He broached the subject very cautiously, now and then ex patiating upon the extreme ease and comfort with which the trip to the North Pole might be made. He bought histories of the many Arctic explorations, and read them aloud to her. At first she listened indifferently , not dream ing for a moment that the Doctor was burning with a de sire to become an Arctic explorer. Day after day he en larged and dilated upon his plan. Denison often dropped in of an evening, and the conversation invariably drifted into the old topic, the aluminum globe and the trip to the North Pole. One evening the architect, Mr. Marsh, with a large paper roll in his hand, came with Denison to the Doctor's resi dence. After the usual greetings the Doctor said, "Mrs. Jones, I think we will take possession of the dining-room, as we wish to use the table. Come in with us, for I am sure that you are greatly interested in the business we have on hand to-night." Mrs. Jones good-naturedly complied, and sat engaged with some knitting, while the roll brought by the architect was spread upon the table, and weights laid upon its cor ners. The two schemers gave a cry of delight as a truly magnificent sketch of the globe unfolded before their eyes. Floating in the firmament, thousands of feet above the earth, with a panoramic view of forests, lakes, rivers, mountains and hill elevations, fruitful valleys thickly dotted with towns, villages, farms, little specks that repre sented houses, green fields, etc., fading away into indis tinctness in the far distances of the horizon, all done with DR. JONES' PICNIC. 11 such patient and faithful regard for detail and artistic appreciation of color and perspective, that Mrs. Jones joined in the chorus of expressions of unqualified admira tion. It was done in water colors, and the enraptured Doctor seized one end of it and cried: "Take hold of one end, Denison, and help me hold it up against the wall. There, Maggie! Denison! Did you ever see anything so absolutely beautiful?" They declared that they never had. The artist, mean time, stood with flushed cheek, his arms folded across his breast, modest and quiet. "Get tacks and a hammer, Maggie, and we'll fasten it to the wall; then we can all sit and enjoy this glorious pano rama." The painting was quickly tacked up in a position for inspection, and all sat admiringly before it. "By the way, Mr. Marsh, you must have done something in the line of aeronautism, or you never could have made that painting," observed the Doctor. "No, Doctor, I have never made any balloon ascensions, but I have climbed many mountains, both in Europe and America, and have made numerous sketches from vast ele vations. I have simply drawn upon these for my material, and in this painting you have a blending of several of them. Of course, I have taxed my imagination to some extent. The central object, the globe, air-ship, or what ever you may be pleased to call it, is your own conception, or my conception of your idea." "Well, I am more than pleased with your work. Your execution has so far transcended my idea that I take no credit at all in this instance. But now we must never rest until we have materialized this splendid conception." So they sat admiring and chatting over the painting some little time. "Well, Marsh, have you anything more to show us to night?" asked Denison. "Yes," he replied, "I have some figures and data that I received from the city a day or two since." Drawing their chairs about the table, Mr. Marsh read from a small memorandum-book estimate prices of mate rials, amount and weight of same, cost of labor, and finally 12 DR. JONES' PICNIC. what he deemed to be the approximate cost of the globe complete, furnished and equipped for a one year's voyage. "I have some suggestions to offer, Doctor. You spoke of having three skins or envelopes of aluminum, with air chambers between them that would prevent the radiation of heat. Now, I think that we can do better than that, though without doubt your idea is practical and would answer the purpose; yet I have a plan to offer that will dis pense with one envelope, and will more effectually con serve heat. Zinc is the best nonconductor of heat that I know of. One thin layer of this metal within a few inches of the external covering of aluminum will serve you a much better purpose and will greatly reduce the cost of construction/' This suggestion met with the immediate approval of the Doctor and Denison. They talked and planned until quite a late hour. After the departure of the two men Mrs. Jones said: "Are you seriously thinking of going into this wild scheme, Doctor?" "Well, Maggie, what do you think of it? Don't you see how perfectly feasible and beautiful it is?" "Why, so far as I know, it may do well enough. But how can you do anything with it, and what good would it do you if you could?" "My dear Maggie! How can you ask such a question! Think of the glory of accomplishing that which has de feated some of the best and bravest men that the world has ever produced. And think of the importance this accom plishment might be to science. Is the undying fame that would attach to such a deed to be lightly esteemed? Oh, my dear wife! you know how steadily and conscientiously I have labored all these years. More than a quarter of a century have I devoted to the care of the sick, with scarce ly a moment's recreation. The time has come when I feel that I must take a vacation. Further than this, I feel that I can do the world greater service with my idea of reaching the North Pole, besides settling a question as to the possi bility of aerial navigation for long distances. How can I better spend a year or so than in the promotion of this idea? Be a good, brave little wife, as you always have DR. JONES' PICNIC. IS been, and don't oppose me in this thing upon which my heart is set." "And who is to sail this great balloon, or air-ship?" "Well, as the Dutch captain said when the harbor in spector asked 'Who is the captain of this ship?' 'I ish de feller!' * With these words he assumed a melodramatic attitude. But Mrs. Jones was not to be won by any facetiae, and walked up to him, placing her hands upon his shoulders, said: "Do you think for one moment that I will ever con sent to your going off on so fearfully perilous an expedi tion as this? How I should feel to see you sail off into the blue sky, with an almost absolute certainty of never seeing you again! I should go insane. What would my days and nights be, even though you went and returned in all the safety you anticipate? I should go insane in less than a week with anxiety. Do as you please so far as promoting the construction of the globe is concerned, but never will I consent to your going in it." "Maggie, "Maggie, don't be so foolish. I do not intend going until I have perfectly satisfied you that I am not more safe in our home than I should be in our great ship." "All right!" she cried. "You are not to go, then, until I freely consent." "0, hold on!" he answered. "Don't construe me so un generously. I only said that I would first convince yon of my safety." "That*you can never do, and you may as well give it up. It cannot be a safe undertaking. It makes me faint to even think of it. Just imagine yourself in that cabin now," pointing to Marsh's painting that still hung upon the wall. "I wish to heaven I was," growled the Doctor. "I just won't hear another word of it!" and she flounced out of the room to bed. DR. JONES' PICNIC. CHAPTER IV. Mrs. Jones Dictates Terms. Several months have passed since the meeting recorded in our last chapter. The enthusiasm of the three men (for Marsh was now a member of the company) increased as the days went by. A considerable amount of canvassing had been done among the moneyed men of the community, but with no success. No one could be found who was willing to risk any considerable amount of wealth in an enterprise whose outcome was so problematical. Fame is all well enough, but there is very little sentiment about capital. After many consultations by the three, it was agreed that nothing further could be done at home, and the next move would be a trip to "Washington. The idea of building a model was abandoned, as the beautiful drawings and paint ings of the architect completely obviated its necessity. The Doctor had said but little to Mrs. Jones upon the subject that lay nearest his heart since the time recorded in our last chapter. Though he went about his profession al duties as usual, yet that astute little lady thoroughly understood that he was far from laying aside this great am bition of his life. And she also realized that a crisis was. approaching when quick, sharp work must be done, and she had determined what she should do. The Doctor, meantime, furtively watched day by day the lovely face of his wife. But he might as well have spent the same time studying the face of the Sphynx. He could not decide whether she was acting a part most beautifully, or had dropped the matter as settled. It cost her a great struggle to keep from smiling as she looked into his troubled eyes, and at times would be obliged to put her handkerchief to her mouth to keep back the smiles that dimpled about its corners. She knew that the crisis was at hand, and so persevered in her part ; and, better than all, she knew that she should come off victor. DR. JONES' PICNIC. 15 All things were ripe for the assault upon the Govern ment board of science. "Meet at my house to-night, gentlemen/' said the Doctor. "My arrangements are all made, and I could start to-morrow morning if my wife would consent. I feel more concerned about getting her acquiescence than I do about getting the Government interested. I really fear that she is like Sambo's mule: 'When he so quiet an' still like, yo' look out! He templatin' trouble den, shuah!' There's something up, and I must have it out with her to-night; and I want you to stand in and say all you can to help me out. We must convince her that there is not nearly so much danger in our globe as there is aboard a train of cars or a steamship." So that evening in the dining-room, and upon the same table, Marsh spread the drawings and specifications that represented the smallest detail connected with the con struction of the globe. Mrs. Jones entered into the con versation, made suggestions as to the furnishing of food, bedding, furniture, etc., until the three men winked and grinned slyly at one another, delighted to see the interest she displayed. "Now, Maggie, I am sure that you cannot see any ele ment of danger in this trip," said the Doctor, fixing his eyes upon her very anxiously. To his surprise and delight she unhesitatingly said: "No, I do not see why it should be at all dangerous." "That's my brave little wife!" shouted Dr. Jones, catch ing her in his arms and kissing her upon both cheeks. "What an old lunkhead I have been all this time! Why, Maggie, do you know that I have been terribly worried lest you should prove foolish and obstinate and would do all you could to prevent my going?" "I knew it all the time," she replied. "Just listen to the demure little sinner! Knew that I was worrying all this time and never let me see that she understood me at all! What a little hypocrite you are! But I forgive you, since you are so reasonable." "But my dear hubby, do not jump at conclusions. There is a condition connected with my consent." "And it is granted now, my dear. What is it?" "Oh, it is a real easy one!" 16 DR. JONES' PICNIC. "I am sure of that, dear Maggie, for you are the most reasonable woman alive. Isn't she, gentlemen?" Of course the conspirators loudly assented. "That is very nice of you, gentlemen," said she, bowing gracefully to them, "but I know about how much allow ance to make for 'soft soap' in this case." "But what is the condition, Maggie?" asked Dr. Jones. "I go with you." "To Washington? Certainly you shall, honey." "I go with you in the globe, to the North Pole, or any other place the wind may blow us." "You what!" "I have said it." The Doctor dropped into a chair with a groan. "I knew it! I knew she meant mischief all the time." "But my dear woman," cried he, jumping from his chair again, "don't you see the utter impossibility of your going on so hard and perilous a voyage? You could never en dure it in the world." "Hardships and perils, indeed!" said she mischievously. "Haven't you said over and over in my presence that this was simply a beautiful picnic trip and perfectly safe?" "Well er er," stammered the Doctor, "but, Maggie, it would be no place for a woman, you know." "I beg your pardon, sir, but I do not know anything of the kind. Do you suppose that I have sat here all these months listening to you men talk of this scheme without becoming a convert to your theories? No, Doctor, I am as enthusiastic as any of you in this matter. The North ' Pole fever is like the measles, very contagious, and I have a severe attack of it. Now you have all agreed that I am 1 the most reasonable woman living, and you cannot accuse me of being unreasonable simply because I wish to go with you on this safe, comfortable and perfectly beautiful picnic excursion." This turn of affairs was so complete a surprise to the three men that they sat silent with consternation for a few moments. "Come to think of it, gentlemen, I am pleased for one that Mrs. Jones wishes to accompany us. Why should she not?" said Marsh. DK. JOKES' PICNIC. 17 Mrs. Jones beamed upon him so warmly that he blushed to his ears. "One vote for me," she gayly exclaimed. "Now, Mr. Denison, on the score of old friendship, I claim your fran chise.'' "And you have it, my dear madam/' cried Denison. "Yours for the North Pole, Mrs. Jones." She gave a hand to each of her coadjutors, and turning to Dr. Jones, said: "Don't you see what a splendid lobby ist I am, Doctor? You will need me when you get to Washington." The Doctor's face was a study. At length he said: "Wo man is the most unaccountable creature in the universe, expected to-night to have made the plea of my life, and I declare for it, if she hasn't turned the tables completely upon me, and actually stands there imploring to go with us, instead of going into hysterics and making no end of opposition. Well, honey/' putting his arm about her waist, "I took you for better or worse, but I did not expect to take you to the North Pole. I yield to the inevitable, gentlemen. Allow me to introduce you to No. 4, North Pole Aluminum Globe Co." DR. JONES' PICNIC. CHAPTER V. The Government Joins the Picnickers. Not many days later found our friends comfortably lo cated in a hotel in the national capital. The Doctor was quite well acquainted with the representative from his con gressional district, and was supplied with letters of intro duction from influential parties to members of both houses. By a judicious use of these, they managed to obtain a hear ing before the scientific and geographical departments of the Smithsonian Institute. So thoroughly had Dr. Jones and Mr. Marsh mastered the details of the subject that they immediately made a favorable impression upon that learned body. After some weeks spent in investigation, they unanimously voted in favor of the project, and recom mended that Congress grant appropriations for that pur pose. After a certain amount of lobbying (in which, I am glad to say, No. 4's services were not required), an amount in accordance with the architect's estimates was passed by both houses, and duly signed by the President. Nothing could exceed the joy and satisfaction of the four friends. They now hurried to their homes and made arrangements for permanently moving to Washington. A few weeks later, we find them settled in a pleasant home in the cap ital, "a busy lot of happy cranks," as Mrs. Jones expressed it. The building contract was awarded a Washington company, whose foundries and shops are located upon the Potomac, adjacent to the city. The work is being done under the general supervision of Marsh and the three friends. It is not long before the vast scaffolding that is built up as the long, slender, silver-like ribs of the alum inum framework are put in place, begins to attract the attention of the surrounding populace. And well it might, for as the beautiful globe began to assume shape, certainly nothing so colossal of the kind had ever been seen before DR. JONES' PICNIC. 19 upon earth. And as one stepped inside the mighty ball and looked up through the vast network of aluminum rods and braces that ran in every conceivable direction, looking like silken threads in the great distances above, the feeling inspired was one of awe and unbounded admiration. The work was pushed forward with all possible expedi tion. The summer passed rapidly away. As winter drew near, a vast roof was built over the globe, and all was se curely shut in from the inclemencies of that inhospitable season. All winter the hundreds of hammers, busily rivet ed the sheets of aluminum and zinc into place, and by spring the globe, the splendid creation that had existed in the brain of Dr. Jones, was an actuality. Language is inadequate to describe the sensations of the little company of promoters. They said but little, but would often stand in a group, gaze upon it, then into each other's eyes, and smile and wag their delighted heads. The newspapers were not slow, meantime, in keeping the public informed of all that could be learned of the unique enterprise. Reporters beseiged the projectors, in season and out. Our friends freely gave them all possi ble information, and no little interest was excited all over our great land. People came from every quarter of the Union, many from Europe to see the mighty, glisten- ing sphere. The crowds were so vast that work was im peded, and it became necessary to restrict admission. A nominal entrance fee was charged, but that only seemed to stimulate the eager sightseers. So the public were, of necessity, finally entirely excluded. Then the roof of the building was removed, and the whole structure gradually, except so much of it as was ab solutely necessary to maintain the globe in position. The cabin was attached to the bottom of the globe, forty feet square, with ten feet between the floor and ceiling. It was divided off into several bedrooms, sitting and dining- rooms, kitchen, smoking-room, store-rooms, oil tanks, etc. In the center was a room, fifteen feet square, that was called the engine-room. Everything that could be thought of that could add to comfort had been supplied, always with reference to compactness and weight. Not an ounce of superfluous weight would the architect allow. He had calculated very carefully and knew to a pound, almost, 20 DR. JONES' PICNIC. just what his great ship would carry, and how much fuel would keep her afloat a certain number of hours. But the thing that aroused the admiration of the public was the aluminum shaft that passed from the floor of the cabin straight up through the center of the globe, and extended on above it full ninety feet. And from this dizzy height, floated "Old Glory," constructed of fine wire of that same beautiful, evershining metal, aluminum. Round and round this splendid shaft, up through the globe, wound a delicate stairway. From its top stair, one stepped out into a small observatory, well supplied with windows upon its four sides. The stairway was protected from the hot air of the interior of the globe by a zinc coating, so that the mast and stairway really passed up through the center of a zinc tube standing on end, and about six feet in diameter. Already it is an inspiring sight to stand in the observa tory, situated exactly upon the top of the sphere, and look away into the surrounding country, up and down the Po tomac, and over the lovely capital city. But what will it be when suspended in the air, thousands of feet above terra firma? "Do you feel no fear, Maggie?" asked the Doctor, as they stood with Marsh and Denison and looked from this great height. "Not the slightest tremor," she replied, and she looked so brightly and bravely into their faces that Denison said: "I really believe, Doctor, that she will prove to be the best sailor of the lot." "I wish we had a female companion for you, Maggie. I have a great mind to advertise for one/' said Dr. Jones. "I beg you to do no such thing. She will be sure to be finical, cowardly, or disagreeable in some way. And then such a host of all sorts of creatures as would reply to your advertisement. We shall do very well without her," replied Mrs. Jones. "But I am sure it would be much pleasanter for you, Maggie. Don't you know of a female acquaintance that you would like to have accompany you?" persisted Dr. .Tones. "Well, let me think. If Mattie Bronson could go, it would afford me the greatest pleasure." DR. JONES' PICNIC. 21 "The very thing!" declared the Doctor in his usual em phatic way. "Mattie is a lovely, brave, all-around nice girl. Let it be Mattie, by all means." Denison and Marsh expressed their entire satisfaction with this arrangement. "I will write her immediately to come and visit us, and then I am sure that we can prevail upon her to go with us," said Mrs. Jones. They then descended the long, slender stairway, and re turned to their home. 22 -DR. JONES' PICNIC. CHAPTER VI. Off on a Shoreless Sea. About the middle of April appeared the following in one of the leading papers: "Last night our citizens, and a tremendous overflow of visitors were treated to the most magnificent sight their eyes ever beheld. The great aluminum globe, about which all the world has been agog for so long, arose and stood for three hours above the city, some two hundred and fifty feet. The whole mighty sphere was ablaze with myriads of elec tric lights, from the ball of the tapering flagstaff to the beautiful cabin below. As it hung suspended above the city, connected with the earth by but a slender aluminum chain that looked like a thread of silver piercing the skies, a great hush fell upon the hundreds of thousands of gazers below. All Nature seemed auspicious to the occasion. Scarcely a zephyr was stirring, and the stars shone brightly down upon the scene from cloudless skies. One hundred people, consisting of the President and cabinet, senators, congressmen, editors, scientific and literary men and wo men, were the favored party who occupied the gigantic ship. Suddenly there fell upon the ears of the waiting multitude the glorious soprano voice of Mrs. Jones. So far above, yet so thrillingly sweet and distinct, one could scarcely re frain from imagining that the Pearly Gates had opened, and we were listening to the voice of one of the Redeemed. But that illusion was soon dispelled, and we recognized the familiar strains of "Star Spangled Banner." And when the whole hundred voices swelled the splendid chorus, a great shout arose from the multitude like the sound of many waters, beginning directly beneath the globe, and spreading away in every direction like billows from a great rock, dropped into the center of a quiet lake. "And so, under the the direction of Professor Marsh, brother of the architect of the globe, a beautiful and appro- DR. JONES' PICNIC. 23 priate musical program was rendered, lasting nearly an hour. "We venture the assertion that no performance was ever rendered to so great an audience, and certainly not to one more appreciative. And we predict that there will be a great demand tor liniments and plasters for some weeks to come. For standing two hours or more with the back of one's head resting upon the cervical portion of one's spinal column, and screaming at the top of one's lungs a good portion of the time, with eyes unblinkingly and unwinkingly set upon the inconceivably splendid globe, all this we assert to be highly conducive to stiff neck and sore throat. And it is a question whether many of that innumerable, entranced audience will be able to keep their hearts and minds upon things terrestrial for a considerable time to come. From the bottom of our hearts, we commis erate every member of the race who missed the sights and sounds of last evening. "All arrangements are now completed, and day after to morrow, weather favorable, Dr. Jones and party expect to sail at the hour of noon, away for the North Pole. Noth ing has been omitted that could insure the success of the expedition, and we feel confident of all that could be hoped for, or desired by the enterprising Doctor and friends." The hour set for sailing had arrived. The day was beauti ful, and a moderate breeze was blowing toward northwest. With proud, happy hearts the party of navigators stood upon the balcony that ran about the four sides of the cabin. This balcony was one of the chief embellishments and con veniences of the cabin. It was five feet wide, and extended, as before said, about the four sides of the cabin. A balus trade four feet high was built along its outer edge. A more exhilarating promenade could not be conceived, and right well did our friends enjoy it during the notable voyage which we are about to record. The party consisted of Professor J. Q. Gray, the scientific representative of the Smithsonian Institute; Miss Mattie Bronson; Professor Fred Marsh; our four friends with whom the reader is acquainted; and last, but not least, so far as bodily comforts were concerned, Ah Sing, the cook. As the globe arose slowly to the length of its cable, five hundred feet, it seemed to the little company upon the bal- 24 DR. JONES' PICNIC. cony as if the universe had assembled to see them off. On the streets, public squares, house-tops, decks of all ships upon the river, were crowds on crowds of people; people anywhere, everywhere; far as the eye could reach was one vast, countless host. What wonder that the heart of the Doctor swelled and quickened as he looked upon the ocean of upturned faces below, and realized that from his fertile brain had sprung the mighty object of all this attention. How it pulled and surged at its silver-like cable, as if it were a thing of life, and desired to be away toward its des tination, the North Pole! The hour of noon was announced by hundreds of bells and whistles. The Doctor waved a flag over the balustrade, the anchor was cut loose from its fastenings, and away bounded the colossal sphere toward the ethereal blue. Up ward and still up it arose to the height of three thousand feet, trending slowly toward the northwest. The voices of the multitude sounded like the roar of the sea, and as it grew fainter and fainter, the stout-hearted little party realized that they were effectually cut off from the worldoff on a limitless sea, alone with God. DR. JONES' PICNIC. 25 CHAPTER VII. A Gunpowder Tea-party. Nothing could be completer nor dantier than the cabin and its furnishings, divisions, and subdivisions. The rooms of necessity were small, but sufficiently large for conve nience and comfort. A choice selection of best authors had been added by the Doctor. Mr. Will Marsh, the archi tect, had not forgotten a painting, sketching, and photo graphing outfit. Professor Fred Marsh had brought a good supply of vocal and instrumental music, and a small alum inum organ of exquisite tone and splendid volume. Pro fessor Gray, as a matter of course, was abundantly supplied with books, charts, instruments, etc. The ladies did not forget to bring knitting, crochet, and sewing work with them. "For we cannot be continually craning our necks out of our little nest, sightseeing," said Mrs. Jones. "And then I suppose that we shall be above the clouds a good share of the time, with nothing but a fog bank to look at," added Mattie. Dr. Jones carried a plentiful supply of drugs and instru ments. "I have not given up practice/' said he. "There is no telling how many patients I may encounter outside of our little crowd, before we return." But we cannot stop to enumerate all the conveniences and appurtenances of the wonderful sky-ship, now hasten ing toward its destination. More of that later on. Washington and its crowds of excited people were fast disappearing in the distance. To say that no fear was ex perienced upon the part of any of the company would not be strictly true. The ladies were pale and silent, and stood with their arms about each other. Very little was said by any one, for the sensation of skimming through the air at the rate of more than twenty miles an hour at this eleva tion was too novel and thrilling to admit of conversation. All experienced more or less of vertigo and nausea, but the Doctor promptly controlled these disagreeable symptoms 26 DR. JONES' PICNIC. with medicines from his case. All stood at their post for something near an hour, Sing excepted. He was rattling about among his pots, pans, and kettles as unconcernedly as if in the best appointed kitchen in Washington. Finally a general conversation was entered into as the first qualms of fear and sickness began to wear off. "I am delighted with the performance of our ship/' said Will. (We shall take the liberty of using fhe given names of the two brothers hereafter, Will and Fred.) "Yes," returned the Doctor, "how easily and smoothly we are going. When one looks inside, it is hard to realize that we are flying at the rate of nearly thirty miles an hour through the air, three thousand feet above the earth." "And notice how steadily we are moving. Not a tremor nor movement of any sort appreciable. How decidedly su perior to car or steamboat traveling. Here we have no jar, noise, nor dust," continued Will. "Nor any kind of danger of shipwreck or collision," add ed Professor Gray. "Well, Fm sure that we are a peculiarly favored lot of travelers," said Fred, tu-ning to the organ and playing "Away with Melancholy," with great spirit. "How does the temperature in the globe keep up?" asked the Professor of Will. "I am astonished, Professor," he replied, "it has scarcely varied a degree since starting, now two hours, and we are burning no fuel at all at present." "That is truly wonderful," enswered the Professor. "At this rate we are not likely to run out of fuel." "No," said Will, "we are safe on that score." The Doctor and Will now ascended to the observatory. Professor Gray and Denison sat beside the ladies upon the balcony. Each was studying the topography of the country with the aid of their field glasses. "See the people everywhere and all waving tKeir hand kerchiefs at us," exclaimed Mattie. "How distinctly we can see their white upturned faces, and how they do shout," remarked Mrs. Jones. "I can see photographers catching snap shots at us," said Denison. "I dare say that the telegraph and telephone wires are being kept busy over us," paid Fred, who had just joined the group. DR. JONES' PICNIC. 27 "Not a doubt of it," answered the Professor, "not only in America, but all over Christendom." Dr. Jones and Will now returned from their aerie, the observatory. "Whew!" exclaimed the Doctor; "if that isn't exercise for you!" "What is the temperature now?" asked the Professor. "One hundred and thirty degrees," replied Will. "It has cooled off a few degrees." ' "Yes, we have descended to the twenty-five hundred foot level," remarked the Professor, after consulting the barom eter. "She will skim along many hours before we need to fire up," returned Will. "And how is the view from the observatory?" inquired Denison of the Doctor. "That is the sight of a lifetime," cried Dr. Jones. "Lan guage is utterly inadequate to describe it. With the vast, unobstructed view on all sides, far as the eye can reach, the great glistening rotund sides of the globe rolling away from beneath your feet, giving one a sensation as if about to slide off into the awful chasm below, I assure you that it is something fearful. But I cast my eye up the shining mast and saw the stars and stripes floating there so calmly and serenely, and I remembered our glorious mission, and instantly I felt the Everlasting Arms about me. I realized as never before in my life, the utter littleness of man, and the almightiness of God. Here, floating thousands of feet above the earth, we can rest just as implicitly on His prom ises as we ever did in our lives." These words were said by the Doctor with so much ear nestness and solemnity that a hush fell upon the company for a few moments. Then Mrs. Jones sat at the organ and began singing in a low, sweet voice, Kelso Carter's splendid hymn: "Standing on the promises of Christ my King, Through eternal ages let his praises ring; Glory in the highest, I can shout and sing, Standing on the promises of God." Every one of the seven were trained vocalists, and, very happily for the pleasure of the company, the four parts were so nicely balanced that their voices blended in sweet- 28 DR. JONES' PICNIC. est harmony. The Doctor and Will and Denison sang bass; Fred and Professor Gray tenor, Mattie alto, and Mrs. Jones soprano. Mattie possessed an exceedingly rich contralto, while Mrs. Jones' soprano was strong, sweet, and clear as a bird's. They all joined in the chorus, and when the hymn was finished, Ah Sing, who stood in the doorway with his white cap and apron on, encored loudly. "Velly good. Me heap likee," was his verdict. "It takes the 'Children of the Skies' to sing that hymn!" cried Denison. "Hear! Hear!" said Mrs. Jones, clapping her hands. "Isn't that poetic and appropriate? The Children of the Skies! That was an inspiration on your part, Mr. Denison." Several more pieces were sung, and the newness of their position began to wear off toward evening. After this the rooms were assigned to each by the Doctor, who was by common consent, recognized as captain of the ship. Him self and wife occupied the largest of the sleeping apart ments, a beautiful bedroom, twelve feet square. How pure, sweet, and clean they all were! The ceilings, walls, floors, and furniture, all of that marvelous metal, aluminum, Rugs laid about as required were the only covering upon the floors. At six o'clock, Sing announced dinner. As they repaired to the dining-room and sat in the dainty aluminum chairs about the aluminum table, set with a com plete service of the same metal, they could not repress their -expressions of delight. They sat with bowed heads while Dr. Jones invoked the Divine blessing upon the food of which they were about to partake, and asked His special protection and care during the unknown perils before them. As the meal progressed, they grew quite talkative and merry. "This is high living in more senses than one," remarked Fred as he finished a plate of soup. "Yes," returned Mrs. Jones, "we have picked up a jewel of a cook." "How are you getting along, girls?" cried the genial Doc tor, from the lower end of the table where he sat carving the meat. "Just splendidly, Doctor," replied Mattie, gaily. "Your picnic is turning out to be a grander success than you ever ould have dreamed of." DR. JONES' PICNIC. 29 "I don't know/' he returned as his eye swept about the room and out of the window. "I had my ideas up pretty high, but I must admit that this rather exceeds my high est nights of imagination." "My ideal of pleasure, so far as eating goes, used to be that of sitting in a Pullman dining-car, flying at the rate of forty miles an hour or more. I have spent an hour at such a table more than once, looking out of the great windows as I ate, and thought I knew all about it. But ah! I had never dined with the 'Children of the Skies/ " said Will. And so they pleasantly chatted through the meal. Mrs. Jones, who sat at the other end of the table, poured the tea. "It may be imagination, but everything seems to taste better than common aboard this ship/' said Professor Gray. "Now, this tea is remarkably fragrant and delicious. It is a beverage that I do not as a rule care much for. What particular variety of tea is it?" "It is the very best quality of Ceylon. I have forbidden the use of any other kind by my patients. The Ceylon tea possesses little or no tannic acid, and is not nearly so dele terious to weak stomachs as other varieties. Speaking of teas, I suppose that you have all heard of one brand of tea called 'Gunpowder/ I could tell you a very good story about Gunpowder tea if you wish to hear it." A general desire being expressed to hear it, the Doctor be gan: "My maternal grandfather left New York state and moved to the vicinity of Cleveland, Ohio, in 1830. Cleve land at that time was a small, unimportant lakeport and my grandfather was offered his choice between a tract of land upon what is now the most beautiful residence street in the world, Euclid Avenue, and a piece at what was called Brighton, several miles farther from town. It speaks but little for the old gentleman's foresight, but he chose the latter, and so remained a comparatively poor man all his life, instead of becoming a millionaire. But, by dint of hard work, grandfather prospered as well as his neighbors, and was content. In course of time, a hired man became a necessary fixture upon the farm, and for many years Pete Wiggs, an honest, hardworking German, was grandfather's> right-hand man. But Pete, jewel of a farmhand though ha 30 DR- JONES' PICNIC. was, possessed one serious flaw: he would have a periodical spree. But, so considerate was he, that he always chose a time for his sprees when 'Dere really vos netting else to do, Uncle Ezra/ as he assured my grandfather by way of extenuation. So it became an understood arrangement that Pete was to be allowed, and expected to have, a 'blowout' every spring and fall. One spring day, the crops being all in, Pete began making arrangements for one of his semi- annuals. 'Now, Pete/ said my grandmother, 'before you get drunk, I want you to be sure and not forget to buy me a pound of the new tea I have heard of. They call it 'Gun powder tea/ Now attend to this for me before you get to drinking." 'All right, Aunt Lois, so I vill/ replied Pete. Four or five days later, Pete returned as usual, semi-in toxicated, and looking very much the worse for wear. 'Give me dish, Aunt Loish, and I gif you dot Gunpowder dee. Paper proke in mine bocket.' So out of his coat pocket he began to fish great handfuls of tea leaves, and a fine, black, granular substance. Grand mother looked at the strange mixture critically, and con cluded that the reason the tea was so called was because part of it so much resembled gunpowder. So she thanked the thoughtful Dutchman most kindly, and set it away carefully. A few evenings later she invited a number of her neighbors, old cronies, to drink Gunpowder tea with her. None of them had ever seen the new variety of tea, and all were there, expecting a very great treat indeed. It was soon poured out and upon the table. Grand mother noticed that its color was black as ink, and she felt a thrill of anxiety run down her spinal column as she pour ed it into the cups. Aunt Joanna, my grandmother's sis ter, was the oracle of the settlement on social matters, and by tacit consent, all awaited until she had first tasted the new beverage. Each felt that a great event was at hand, and the fate of Gunpowder tea was about to be settled, once and forever, in that settlement. So Aunt Joanna, fully alive to a sense of her position and responsibility, with great deliberation took a generous sip of the candidate for social favor. Her eyes filled with tears; she coughed furi ously behind her handkerchief, and a spasm of disgust and nausea went to her very toes. Then she sat straight, grim, DR. JONES' PICNIC. 31 and silent as death. Each of the other old ladies went through about the same motions. And now grandmother, who had been puttering about, waiting upon her guests, noticed that something was wrong. 'Well, Joan, how do you like Gunpowder tea? 'Taste it, Lois,' was all Aunt Joan would condescend to reply. She complied, taking quite a generous swallow. 'Oh! my stars!' she fairly screamed, 'What horrible stuff is this? Waugh!' 'Why, that is Gunpowder tea, Lois/ said Aunt Joan with grim sarcasm. 'Beautiful, isn't it?' 'There is some awful mistake about this,' said grand mother. 'I'll see that drunken Pete about it.' Pete was called in. Grandmother brought the box of tea out before him and said: 'Pete, what is the matter with this tea? It has nearly poisoned us all to death. What is this black stuff mixed up with the tea?' The Dutchman looked at it stupidly for a moment, then his mouth expanded from ear to ear, and he roared with laughter. 'Dunder und blixen, Aunt Loish, but dot vos a goot choke on you. Dot vos Gunpowder dee mitout any mishtake,' and again he howled with laughter. The long and short of the matter was, that Pete had bought a pound of tea and a pound of gunpowder, and had put the two packages into the same pocket before getting drunk. During his drunken brawling and fighting the pa pers had become broken, with the result related." The evening was balmy and beautiful, and they promen aded about the balcony until the shades of night had set in. The twinkling lights of the towns and farmhouses be gan to appear. They were passing over the mountainous region of southeastern Pennsylvania, and the globe had as cended to the four thousand foot level. The wind had shifted to nearly due west. "Where are we now, Doctor?" asked Mattie. "We are crossing the southern portion of Pennsylvania. We are traveling nearly due west. I shall seek a more northerly current to-morrow morning if this wind does not become more favorable by that time." They finally tired of walking and sat conversing until nearly ten o'clock, when, by general consent, they retired, except Will, who remained up to keep a lookout, and to watch the barometer and thermometer. 32 I>R. JONES' PICNIC. CHAPTEE VIII. Eelating how the Beautiful Picnic Progressed. Shortly before six o'clock all arose. The Doctor and his wife, at her earnest solicitation, ascended to the observa tory to witness the sunrise. Mattie had manifested symp toms of vertigo that morning on first looking out, and de cided not to go up with them. The exertion of climbing that long flight of stairs flushed the lovely face of Mrs. Jones, and her cheeks were like twin roses when they reached the observatory. Once there, she was glad to sit and rest. The Doctor opened the windows and then sat beside her. Mrs. Jones sat quiet and dumb, hands clasped, look ing out upon the most glorious scene her eyes had ever be held. The sun was just peeping above the horizon. The painting of the clouds; the variegated face of the earth; the pure, balmy atmosphere; the great globe beneath their feet; the exquisitely graceful shaft that pierced the vault nearly one hundred feet above their heads, bearing our beautiful symbol of liberty; all these, combined with the inspiration that always attends looking out upon the works of God from great elevations, thrilled the souls of the two spectators as they had never been before in their lives. Thus they sat in silence drinking in the beauties of the.' morning for nearly a quarter of an hour. Approaching steps upon the stairway broke the spell, and the Professor and Fred stepped into the observatory. As they looked out upon the transcendent loveliness of the scene, the Professor raised his hands above his head and cried: " 'What is man, that Thou art mindful of him, or the son of man that Thou visitest him? Thou hast made him little lower than the angels, and crowned him with glory and honor/ You told us yesterday that you never felt so little as when you looked out from this magnificent aerie; but I declare to you, Doc tor, that I feel now that God has made man a wonderful being. As we go thus sailing through these roseate skies in this most splendid creation that ever came from the DR. JONES' PICNIC. 33 hands of man, I feel like crying with old Elisha, 'My fath er! My father! The chariot of Israel and the horsemen thereof/ K They sat a few minutes and then descended to the cabin. Mattie, Will, and Denison were upon the balcony, specu lating as to what city they were rapidly approaching. Dr. Jones looked at it through his glasses, and said: "That is Columbus, the capital city of Ohio. Those great stone buildings you see there, inclosed by high stone walls, con stitute the state prison. It contains at present, I believe, nearly three thousand convicts." "The poor things!" said Mattie. "Just think of the con trast between sailing so smoothly and easily as we are do ing, away above the world with all its cares and sorrows, and being incarcerated within those gloomy walls, many of them for life. I am sure that if they could become 'Chil dren of the Skies/ they would all reform in a short time." "No, no, Mattie," replied the Doctor, "God did infinitely more than that for man. He placed him in the garden of Eden, and he transgressed the only restrictive law laid upon him. And he became so vile that the Lord was compelled to drown them like so many rats. Beautiful and inspiring though our present circumstances and surroundings are, yet they could never change the hearts of the majority of those miserable men." Breakfast was now announced by Sing. The bracing at mosphere of this upper region seemed to be very appetiz ing, for they all ate heartily. The ship was acting splendidly, continuing at nearly the same level of the day before, and but little fuel had been burned during the night. The wind had shifted to the south, and they were sailing twenty miles an hour, due north. The Doctor rubbed his hands gleefully. "We're getting there now, ladies and gentlemen, we're getting there finely. Nothing could be better." The sweet, happy valleys of Ohio were so exceedingly beautiful; the little towns appeared so pure and lovely to the voyagers; and the people were out in such crowds, cheering them so lustily, that our friends could do little else than sit through the day and watch them through their glasses. And numerous were the dispatches they wrote and 34 DR. JONES' PICNIC. cast from the balcony. They could see the people rushing eagerly for them, as they reached the earth. "I wish we had a morning paper/' sighed Fred. "I do not doubt that we receive some mention in it." "That is about the only thing I have missed so far," said the Professor. "But we can well afford to forego that lux ury for what we are now enjoying." "And I really do wish we could attend church Sunday mornings," said Mat tie. "Oh! we will have a church service," replied Denison. "I notice that the Doctor has brought with him a book of ser mons and a Bible. Then we have an organ, and the best choir I ever heard. The Doctor or Professor can act as parson; and, to make the thing realistic and homelike, I will pass the contribution box." "I will see that he uses a bell punch," cried Fred. This suggestion was immediately rejected as unworthy of one of the Children of the Skies. The Professor sat consulting a map. "We are heading straight for Cleveland," he remarked. "I am really glad of that," said Dr. Jones. "That is my old native town, and I have not seen it for many years. The population has doubled several times since I left it, imme diately after the war." An hour or so later, as he stood upon the balcony, the Doctor suddenly shouted, "There's Cleveland! And that town this side of it is Berea, the great stone quarry place. Do you see on the north side of the town those brick and stone buildings in a campus? That is Baldwin University, where I attended school several years. You didn't dream, dear old girl," said he, tenderly and apostrophizingly to said institution of learning, "that you would ever turn out such a sky traveler as I am, did you?" All the glasses were turned upon the University. "We shall pass directly over it," said Fred. "They have sighted us!" cried the Doctor excitedly. "See the students pouring out of the buildings! Let's give them some messages." This they did in a liberal shower. They had lowered to the five hundred foot level, so that a good view might be taken of the beautiful metropolis of Ohio Cleveland. They were just about passing over it. DR. JONES' PICNIC. 35 "What a splendid city it has grown to be," said Professor Gray. "Yes, indeed/' replied Dr. Jones. "That portion of the city," continued he, pointing with his finger, "was formerly called Brooklyn Center. I was born a mile or so from there. Yes!" he cried, looking earnestly through his glass, "I am ?uite sure that I can see the old two-story farmhouse where was born. It is, sure as shooting! There is grandfather's farm where the 'Gunpowder tea' party was held that I told you of. And oft' here are the Heights, or South Cleveland. In 1862, when I joined the army, that was Camp Cleve land. It was then covered with rough wooden "Barracks, but now you see that it is densely built up with houses. My regiment, the 124th 0. V. I. was in camp there three months before we went south." "You must have been a very small soldier at that time," said Mattie. "Yes," he replied, "I was but fifteen years old at that time. I didn't do much good or harm, for I was but a snare drummer the first two years of my soldiering, and the last year I was detailed as mounted orderly at brigade head quarters. But just see the people! Give them some mes sages! We shall be out of 'Yankee Doodle' land very soon." So the half million (more or less) of Clevelanders were treated to a shower of greetings. "If I had thought sooner, I would have dropped anchor here and given my old townies a handshake," said the Doctor. "Too late now, Doctor. We have passed the principal portion of the city, and will be above Lake Erie in two or three minutes." "Yes, yes, I see," sighed the Doctor. "But we may see you again. Goodbye, Cleveland." The blue water of Lake Erie was now rolling beneath thorn. Steamers and sail vessels thickly dotted the face of the beautiful lake; for the traffic and travel upon these great inland seas are exceedingly large. The Canadian shores were visible, and when Sing announced dinner, the splendid domain of Her Majesty Victoria, Ontario, lay widespread before them. It was hard to realize that they 36 DR. JONES' PICNIC. were not still in their own land, so much like it did the peaceful towns, villages, and farms appear. After dinner, the five men, in the little smoking-room, lighted their pipes and cigars, and entered into a general chat. "If this wind holds, we shall be in the Arctics in two or three days," said Will. "I suppose that we shall then be obliged to get out our furs," replied Fred. "No," returned the architect. "These walls are double as well as the floor, with air chambers between, and I can turn hot air into them at pleasure. The windows and doors are all double, also, and Jack Frost can never penetrate this cabin." "What a contrast between this luxurious sail through the sky, and the buffetings upon sea and land, the hunger, cold, and oftentimes death, suffered by former Arctic ex plorers," said the Professor. "And, Doctor," he continued, "'if we make a successful trip, the matter of aerial naviga tion will have been settled. What a power this ship would would have been in the late war of the Rebellion." "The war would have been very quickly terminated if our globe had been in existence at that time," returned Dr. Jones. "We could have sailed above the reach of their best guns and dropped bombs upon them that would have destroyed their forts, gunboats, and armies at will. But I am glad things were as they were. We fought a fair fight to the finish, and settled forever the question of human slavery in America. Had the first few battles of the war been won by the North, the South might have laid down their arms, and have been permitted to retain their insti tution of slavery. When Lincoln issued his Emancipation Proclamation, I remember that even we soldiers in the field received the news with a sort of shock, and thought our President over-bold. We had not thought of that extreme measure as a result of the war. We were simply out to pre serve the Union." "And right well you did it, Doctor," said Denison. "I have always noticed in reading the history of that war, that in the latter part of it you fought with much greater skill and judgment than you did in the first year or two." "That is quite true, and nothing more than what might DR. JONES' PICNIC. 37 have been expected/' replied Dr. Jones. "It is marvelous what we accomplished with an absolutely empty treasury, no credit, no standing army to speak of, and our little navy scattered to the four ends of the earth. The vast, splen didly drilled armies which we brought into existence as if by magic, were the wonder of the world. We had every thing to learn, both North and South, in the matter of logistics. Long lines of communications had to be kept open, and such splendid raiders as John Morgan, Forest, Mosby, etc., were not slow to break them frequently, so that I remember going to bed supperless many times after a hard day's march, because our rations had been captured and burned. Our wagon trains were something immense, while the big Bell tents were in use; but after what were called by the boys 'pup tents/ or 'dog tents/ were intro duced, the wagon trains were cut down at least three- fourths. For the pup tents we carried upon our backs, and so dispensed with the great Bell tents that were hauled in wagons. Our trains had been so large and cumbersome that military movements were inconceivably slow, and the war could never have been fought to a successful issue by the North on those lines." "I suppose, Doctor, that you were in some of the great battles?" asked Fred. "Yes, I was in the battles of Chickamauga, Missionary Ridge, through the Atlantic campaign; then under Gen eral Geo. H. Thomas we marched back into Tennessee, fought a desperate battle at Franklin, and a few weeks later annihilated the army at Nashville. While we were doing this, Sherman was making his renowned march to the sea. But I'll spin you some of my experiences before we get back home. Let's join the ladies/' "I should never tire hearing your war stories/' said Fred. "Yes; and you would be the first one to go to sleep if I should tell you of the battle of Chickamauga or Mission ary Ridge." This Fred stoutly denied. "All right," said the Doctor. "I'll test you one of these evenings." "The sooner the better," replied Fred. "And now let's have some music." They sang several anthems and choruses, and all retired at an early hour, except Denison, who stood watch. 38 DR. JONES' PICNIC. CHAPTER IX. In the Heart of Labrador. The central room of the cabin was called the 'engine room/ It was fifteen feet square, with a hole three feet in diameter in one corner, now securely covered. It was used for lowering or hoisting objects through while the globe was at anchor. An aluminum frame or cage, attached to a windlass by a chain of the same material, was used for this purpose. A powerful coil steel spring operated the wind lass. In each of the other corners of the room were anchors of aluminum, also attached to windlasses and worked by steel springs. There was a dynamo that afforded abundance of light for the ship. This, too, was run by spring power. The rooms of the cabin were brilliantly lighted, and the spiral stairway, from the foot of the mast which stood upon the center of the floor of the engine-room, was illuminated by several lights, up to the observatory itself. At the top, or ball of the mast, was a light of thirty-two hundred can dle power. Altogether, the ship must have been at night an object of terrific splendor to the observer below. Will was the originator of the steel-springs motor idea, and he daily attended to winding them with great faithful ness and pride. And it was a most invaluable adjunct to the comfort and success of the expedition, as will be seen before the end of this history is reached. At daylight, on the following morning, all were up and looking out upon wild Canadian forests. Here and there were small towns and settlements, but they realized that they were fast hastening beyond the pale of civilization. The wind had moved during the night into the southwest, and the Professor informed them that they were sailing at the rate of more than thirty miles an hour. "If this wind will only continue, we shall not be long reaching our destination," said the Doctor. "While I am enjoying the trip splendidly, yet I am anxious to reach the DR. JONES' PICNIC. 39 Pole as soon as possible. After that we will start on a gen eral sight-seeing tour. But until I have planted our alum inum shaft exactly upon the north end of the earth's axis, sight-seeing is but incidental and secondary." All day they skimmed like a frigate bird across the face of Canada, at an altitude of about two thousand feet. All were delighted with the behavior of the ship. Her capac ity for floating and retaining heat far exceeded their most sanguine expectations. It was interesting to watch the fast changing appearance of the country, and they could note that the timber was rapidly growing smaller. Clearings and settlements be came more and more rare, and as the day closed they were looking upon primitive, unbroken forests, known only to hunters, both white and red. Another night passed without incident. The wind held all night in the same quarter. On the following morning the beautiful ship was enveloped in a dense fog. "We are in the midst of a great cloud/' said Professor Gray. "I think we will rise a few hundred feet and see if we can get out of it," replied Dr. Jones. The temperature within the globe was raised a few de grees, and the ship rapidly rose to twenty-five hundred feet altitude. This carried them high above the clouds, and it was with new and strange sensations that our aerial navi gators looked down upon the dense cloud that obscured the face of the earth from their view. The sun, meantime, was shining with what seemed to them greatly increased splendor in this super-cloud region. "Well, girls," cried the Doctor, "I am for some exercise. Who will mount with me to the observatory?" They each assented, and a few moments later were sit ting in that elevated place, very warm and breathless from the unwonted exercise of the long climb. This was Mat- tie's first visit to the observatory, and her eyes dilated with terror as she looked over the rolling sides of the massive globe. "0, Doctor, Doctor! isn't this perfectly awful! Think of what the very slightest mistake or mishap would do. We should go flying down through those clouds, and be dashed to pieces in those uninhabited Canadian forests. And I suppose that our friends would never hear of us again. 40 DR. JONES' PICNIC. "Tut, tut, Mattie. Cheer up, little girl," said the doc tor, very soothingly, and patting her head with his steady, strong hand. "No mishap is possible. We cannot ex plode, collapse, burn, collide, nor capsize. No enterprise ever entered upon by man possessed so much of interest and importance, and was attended by so little of the ele ment of danger. You were never safer in your life than you are at this moment. Think of it! Here we are above the clouds, the world with all its care and heart-aches shut out, basking in this glorious sunlight, sailing on in this clear, bracing, microbeless atmosphere. The clouds be neath our feet, the sun above our heads, and God's empy- lean all about us. What can be more inspiring and grand? How does the chorus of that old hymn run? 'Let us look above the clouds, Above the clouds, above the clouds; Up above the stormy clouds To fairer worlds on high/ '' The Doctor sang this simple chorus in his great sonor ous voice that rang out over the clouds like a bugle blast. "Well, I declare Doctor, you will not let me get into a real good fright/' cried Mattie, smiling through eyes filled with tears. "No, indeed, I will not, Mattie. The only fear I have now is that we may keep breakfast waiting. Let's de scend." The forenoon passed away very uneventfully. About the middle of the afternoon they were treated to a splendid spectacle. A terrific thunder storm raged beneath them; and as they looked below into the inky depths of the thunder clouds, pierced and riven by jagged lightnings, followed by deafening bellowings and crashings of thunder, and then cast their eyes up to the sun shining in full- orbed splendor over all, they realized as never before the presence and majesty of Omnipotence. At four o'clock, P. M. the storm clouds cleared away, and the bleak, uninviting face of Labrador was plainly vis ible. The ship had settled to an altitude of fifteen hun dred feet, and was moving northeasterly at the rate of thirty miles an hour. DR. JONES' PICNIC. 41 "Isn't that a settlement I see ahead a few miles?" asked Will. The Doctor and Professor Gray decided that it must be a fort or trading post. The ship, meantime, was lowering quite rapidly, and was but eight hundred feet above the earth. "I have a mind to drop anchor at that fort for the night," said Dr. Jones. "Some fresh meat, especially game and fish, would not be at all bad to take. What do you all say?" A general desire was expressed to do so. They could see that the inhabitants of the place were greatly excited, and were running to and fro. The globe was lowered to within three hundred feet of the earth. As they neared the spot, two of the anchors were dropped, and soon caught in the birch tree tops. The ship strained tremendously at the cables for a moment or two, and then rode easily at anchorage, three hundred feet above the buildings. "Fort ahoy!" shouted the Doctor. "Ahoy!" replied a hoarse voice. "What fort is this?" "This is not a fort, but Constance House." "Well, we are a party bound for the North Pole, and we wish to buy some provisions." "All right. Come down, and we will do the best we can for you. But I think you have scared everybody on the place about to death." The spring power was turned on, and the windlasses drew the globe to within one hundred feet of the earth. Then the Doctor and Denison descended in the cage. They met a splendidly built, large man, dressed in a semi- arctic suit of woolens and furs. The two voyagers in troduced themselves, explained their business, and they were received very cordially by this man, John Barton, the proprietor and owner of Constance House. He in vited the whole company to descend and make themselves at home as long as they desired to remain. So two by two they descended, Sing also joining the group below. The anchors were lashed to the trunks of the trees to prevent accidents from sudden gusts of wind. 42 DR. JONES' PICNIC. They found Constance House to be a large one-story stone building, which, served for both residence and store room. One-half of it was devoted to the storage of pro visions, clothing, and such other goods as are required by hunters and trappers. These Mr. Barton exchanged for furs with said hunters and trappers. Hunting, trapping, and fishing constituted the sole business of the simple- minded inhabitants. Here they are born, live, die con tentedly, knowing little of and caring nothing about the great world which the most of us are so anxious to possess. Barton's family consisted of a wife, two strapping sons, who were hunters and trappers, and a daughter. The daughter's name was Jennie, aged eighteen. She was a strong, healthy, beautiful girl. Nothing could exceed the loveliness of her skin, the whiteness of her even teeth, or the graceful shapeliness of her form. Mrs. Jones and Mattie were immediately drawn to her. She met their advances freely and frankly, though her manners showed at once that she was not accustomed to such society. But she was so unaffectedly sweet and pure that the two ladies loved her all the better for her unsophistication. Mrs. Barton was an invalid, and they did not see her that eve ning. After a bountiful supper the whole party drew up to a vast fireplace. In it roared a huge fire, for the night was very cold and frosty. For a time the air-ship and the ob ject of their voyage was discussed. The admiration of Barton and the inhabitants of Constance House for the globe was unbounded. The wind had lulled away to a very gentle breeze, and the superlatively splendid globe hung above them so majestically, and glistened so beauti fully in the moonlight, that it is not wonderful that these people, who saw and knew so little of the outside world, should be struck dumb with wonder and astonishment as they looked upon it. "I must say/' said Barton, "that I never experienced such sensations in my life as I did when your ship hove in sight. I have been mate of some good ships in my time, and have traveled over a good portion of the earth. I have seen many strange sights on land and sea, but this beats them nil by so much that I shall never mention them again. And you are going to make the North Pole beyond a peradven- DR. JONES' PICNIC. 43 ture. Nothing could please me so well as to make one of your party. But my poor, poor wife!" He dropped his face into his hands, and tears trickled down upon his massive grey beard. The two sons and Jennie also par ticipated in their father's grief. "What is the matter with your wife?" asked Mrs. Jones, very gently. "Perhaps Dr. Jones might do something for her." "No, no, madam; her case is a hopeless one. I took her down to Montreal last year, and the best medical men there were consulted. They could do absolutely nothing for her,, and I have brought her home to die. I wanted to stay there with her, where she could have more of the comforts of life, but she preferred to come back to Constance House." "While I know nothing of the nature of your wife's dis ease, yet I will say that I have cured many cases of so-called incurables. It is not that I know more of the nature of disease than the average physician, but I use drugs that they know nothing of, will not investigate, look at, nor even touch with the longest of tongs," said Dr. Jones. "But, Doctor, my wife's case is cancer. They showed me the latest and best authorities, and they invariably gave what they called an 'unfavorable prognosis/ You would not undertake to say that this fearful disease is curable, would you?" cried Barton, very earnestly. The Doctor saw that he had a very intelligent and well- informed man to deal with. He had conceived a liking for the grand old man, and desired, with all his good and kindly heart, to help this noble family in its distress and isolation from the civilized world. So he said slowly and impressively: "Mr. Barton, I came to you this afternoon like a mes senger from the skies. The way in which I came, and the ship in which I sailed, ought to entitle my word to some weight with you. Now I am going to say this: I have cured cancers, and believe that a large percentage of them are curable. I would like to see your wife, and if I can do anything for her, I shall be glad to do it." "I thank you, Dr. Jones, with all my heart. Come right in with me," and Barton led the way to his wife's room. Half an hour later the Doctor came from the sick room, 44 DR. JONES' PICNIC. went out, jumped into the cage and mounted to the globe. He returned in a few moments and said: "I have here medicine, Mr. Barton, that is certain to do your wife a great amount of good. And I am quite positive that it will work a perfect cure. Her symptoms point so unmistakably and pronouncedly to a certain remedy that I feel safe in assuring you of immediate relief. I shall be much sur prised if you do not see less pain, burning, restlessness, thirst in short, a decidedly better night than she has known for months." Constance House was not prepared with sleeping accom modations for so large a company of visitors, and at ten o'clock they mounted to the ship for the night. At seven o'clock on the following morning they all descended again and partook of the substantial breakfast prepared for them by Jennie, with the help of a half-breed Indian girl. The surprise and delight of the family was immeasurable at the palliative effects of Dr. Jones' medicine. Mrs. Barton had rested quite comfortably nearly all night, a thing that she had not done in many months. Barton grasped the Doctor's hand when he first appeared in the morning, and -could not speak for emotion. "That is all right, Mr. Barton; just what I expected." "Doctor, you have inspired me with a degree of hope that I never expected to know again. Do you really think you can cure her?" "Mr. Barton, I will just reiterate what I said to you last night: I have seen some astonishing cures done by the remedy indicated by the symptoms, and in what we call a 'high potency.' I cannot stop to explain all this to you, but you can rest assured that it is the only help or hope for your wife. Anxious though I am to be off toward our destination, yet I am going to stop over and study your wife's symptoms more closely, and leave you medicines with written directions as to their use." The joy of the Barton family was unbounded at this announcement of the benevolent Doctor. After breakfast, Denison, Fred, and Will decided to ac company the Barton boys up the river that flowed near Constance House, visiting their traps. "What game do you have in this country?" asked Den ison. DR. JONES' PICNIC. 45 "We have reindeer, bear, wolves, foxes, hare, marten, otter, and in the spring and summer we have an abundance of geese, ducks, etc.," replied Joe, the elder of the boys. Sam was the younger of the brothers, and they were aged twenty-three and twenty-one years respectively. The voy agers were surprised at the correctness of their speech and other indications of education. "Our mother is an educated woman, and has taken great pains with our education," said Sam in reply to a remark of Denison upon the subject. "And she has done as much for father. Our long winter nights we always spend in reading, music, and sometimes in such games as chess, backgammon, drafts, etc. Mother is a most splendid mathematician. She is also quite a linguist. But I am afraid that mother's days of teaching are over in this world. Dr. Jones is exceedingly kind, but do you really think that he has any hopes of curing her?" And the two sons looked anxiously into Denison's face as they awaited his reply. "Well," replied Denison slowly, as if carefully weighing his words, "I have known Dr. Jones more than twenty years very intimately, and I tell you candidly that you may rely implicitly upon his word. He is a physician of re markable skill, and to my positive knowledge has cured several cases of cancer that had been, like your mother's, given up as incurable. So I should hope a great deal if he gives you encouragement." "God is good, and has heard our prayers," said Sam. While this party spent the day until the middle of the afternoon paddling from trap to trap, capturing three ot ters, and catching several dozen beautiful trout and black bass, the Doctor and the Professor ascended with Mr. Barton to the ship. As he passed through the elegant rooms of the cabin, and saw the wonderful degree of com fort, and even luxury, that our voyagers were enjoying, he cried out, like the Queen of Sheba, "The half was never told!" And the wonderful metal of which everything was composed where practicable aluminum excited his special interest. "Without this metal you could never have made the trip," he declared. But when he had mounted the spiral sfeirway, and was standing in the observatory, for some time he was speechless. As his eye ran up the shining 46 DR. JONES' PICNIC. mast, then off over the glistening sides of the globe to the earth,, three hundred feet below, then away over the track less wastes of Labrador, he finally exclaimed, "This, gen tlemen, is too wonderful for me. I cannot give expression to my feelings. If you had told me that you were visitors from Venus or Mars, I should be obliged to believe you." And so they sat and discussed for an hour or more the object of the expedition, and the probability of success. All agreed that, so far as human thought and judgment could foresee, failure was hardly possible. They descend ed to the cabin. The aluminum mast especially attracted the attention of the old sailor. "And you intend erecting this magnificent spar at the North Pole!" he exclaimed, all his sailor instincts thor oughly aroused. "How do you intend to manage that busi ness, Doctor?" "We shall be governed in that matter entirely by cir cumstances," replied Dr. Jones. "I do not know what we may find there, and so cannot say exactly what we may have to do. But I shall consider the trip a partial failure if I do not leave this stately shaft, exactly to the quarter of an inch, standing at the North Pole, with that alumin um flag flying at its peak, there to float till time shall be no more." "Well, Doctor, I am a thoroughbred British subject, and can't help wishing that it was the Union Jack that you were going to leave there; but you deserve all the honor of the occasion, and I am glad to bid you Godspeed/' said Barton heartily. "Thank you," replied Dr. Jones, "now let us go down and see further about your wife's oase. I must be off to morrow morning, bright and early." The Doctor and Barton repaired to the sick chamber. After nearly an hour they left the house, walked down to the river bank, and talked long and earnestly concerning the treatment of Mrs. Barton. "I will tell you just what I am doing for your wife, and the grounds I have for hope. I think, under the circum stances, that an expose of the rationale of my treatment is due you, for two reasons, first, because I desire to give you a reason for the hope that is within me, and so make you as happy and comfortable as possible by filling you up with DR. JONES' PICNIC. 47 a lively faith; secondly, because I delight in instructing intelligent people in what I conceive to be the only rational and scientific system of medicine known, to man. "In this pocket-case book, you will observe that I have taken Mrs. Barton's symptoms very carefully and minutely: "1. A fearful and apprehensive state of mind. She can not tolerate being left alone. "2. Intolerable thirst for cold water. Drinks often, and but a sip or two at a time. "3. The pains are very sharp, lancinating, and burning. "4. She is always worse at night, from twelve o'clock until two or three, A. M. The pains then are intolerable, and burning like red-hot iron, so that you are obliged to hold her in your arms to prevent her doing herself injury. "5. Great restlessness. "6. Skin yellow, or straw-colored, dry and wrinkled. "7. Very emaciated and weak. "There are quite a number of other symptoms of less importance, but all are found under but one drug in all the earth, and that drug is arsenic. Do not be alarmed at the name, for the doses I give are absolutely immaterial and can do no harm. But they do possess a curative pow er that is truly miraculous and past the comprehension of man. What gives me greater hope and confidence in your wife's case is the fact that she has never been under the surgeon's knife. Operations for cancer not only do no good whatever, but they reduce the patient's chances of cure, so that after the second or third one the case is ren dered absolutely incurable. And another thing greatly in her favor is that she has taken but little medicine, and so I have been able to get a clear picture of the case. And 1 must strictly forbid the use of any drugs whatever, in ternally or externally, except what I give you." "But, Doctor, the terrible odor!" said Barton, "Must I not use the disinfectant as I have been doing?" "No; nothing but washing with warm castile soap-suds, two or three times daily. The odor will all disappear with in a few days." "Well, that is astonishing! And is arsenic the remedy for all cases of cancer?" "Not by any manner of means. That is the great mis take of the medical world in all ages. They are continu- 48 I>K. JONES' PICNIC. ally on the lookout for specifics, or medicines that cure all cases of any given disease, irrespective of symptoms. Ev ery case must be taken upon its individual merits, and differentiated upon symptomatology alone. And a drug must be prescribed that is indicated by the symptoms. Anything more or less than this is unscientific, and a con trariety to one of God's most beautiful and universal laws 'Similia similibus curanter,' 'Like cures like.' That is to say, arsenic is the remedy for your wife, because, when taken in material doses, it always produces symptoms iden tical with those manifested in her case. Hence I meet them with immaterial doses of that drug. Had her symp toms been different, then I should have been obliged to seek and find, if possible, a drug capable of causing this different set of symptoms, whatever they might have been. Now this rule of law holds good throughout all the field of medicine, except that which is purely surgical. Do you catch the idea?" "I do, Doctor, I do; and I declare that it looks very rea sonable as you put it. I like the theory, and if it always holds good in practice, then it is certainly one of the most beneficent of God's laws." "Thousands of times, Barton, in an active practice of more than twenty-five years, I have tested this law; and I tell you, as an honest man, and one who expects to answer for the deeds done in the body at the bar of God, that it never failed me once. I have failed many times because I could not read aright the symptoms of the case; or when it was an incurable affair, rendered so by drugs and surgery," ! said Dr. Jones with great earnestness. "But come, I have given you quite a medical lecture. Let's look up the girls and see what they are about." DR. JONES' PICNIC. 49 CHAPTEE X. A Messenger from the Skies. Mrs. Jones and Mattie had found Jennie to be a lovely, intelligent, and more than ordinarily educated girl. While unused to society, yet there was an honest straightforward ness about her that was very charming. The two ladies became easily intimately acquainted with her. Her whole soul was devoted to her mother, and the hope that Dr. Jones had inspired shone from her eyes. She became quite cheerful and merry. And the effect upon the poor invalid was not less visible. She insisted upon sitting in her easy chair by the fireplace, and joined in the conversa tion. Sing, meantime, had installed himself as the presiding genius of the kitchen, and he and the half-breed Indian girl were getting along famously together. "How long have you lived in this place, Mrs. Barton?" asked Mrs. Jones. "Twenty-three years," replied she. "Well, have you not found it a very monotonous exist ence?" "I did at first; but as my children were born, my mind and heart were so taken up by them that time did not hang heavily upon our hands. I really believe that we are much happier than the majority of people in the towns and cities." "0, if mother can but get well, it seems to me that I shall never be discontented again in Constance House!" exclaimed Jennie, her eyes filling with tears. "My poor girl does long sometimes to see the great world," said Mrs. Barton, stroking the head of Jennie, who was sitting upon a stool at her feet. "Well, my dear girl, I believe that God, in his infinite mercy, has sent us help directly from the skies; for I must say that last night, as I lay the first time for many weary months free from pain 50 DR. JONES' PICNIC. and awful burning and retlessness, that I thanked God as I had never done before; and my faith went out to Him so that I felt a great peace settle upon me. He has blessed the means being used. I shall recover, my darling girl." Jennie, in a paroxysm of joy, threw herself at her moth er's feet, and buried her face in her lap, weeping as she had never done in her life. At this juncture the Doctor, Professor Gray, and Mr. Barton entered the room. "Tut, tut," said the Doctor, seeing the tears streaming down the faces of the four women, "what sort of business is this? You ought to all be laughing instead of crying. There is nothing to cry about, I assure you." "Doctor," said Mrs. Barton, extending her hand to him, "you do not understand. We are rejoicing, and this is just our poor woman's way of doing it." "I see, I see," said the jovial Doctor, "Well, now wipe away your tears, and give God all glory. He has sent me, a poor weak mortal, simply as a messenger to administer that which will save you from a loathsome disease and death. All glory be unto Him." He then began singing softly and reverently, the others joining: "God moves in a mysterious way His wonders to perform, He plants his footsteps in the sea, And rides upon the storm. Deep in unfathomable mines Of never failing skill, He treasures up his bright designs, And works his sovereign will. Ye fearful saints, fresh courage take; The clouds ye so much dread Are big with mercy, and shall break In blessings on your head." "And now, Mrs. Barton, you must come out and see the chariot in which the Lord sent us," cried Dr. Jones gayly. The poor invalid stood in the door and looked up at the great globe that shimmered and glistened like burnished DR. JONES' PICNIC. 51 silver in the rays of the setting sun. How proudly and serenely it rode above their heads as if conscious of its own unparalleled beauty, and its blessed mission in this present instance. She gazed upon it a few moments in speechless rapture, her poor emaciated hands clasped upon her breast. "This is too marvelous for me," she cried. "What am I that God should send deliverance to me in so glorious and majestic a ship of the skies! I am lost in wonder and praise. Glory be to His holy name forever and forever." "Amen!" responded the listeners fervently. The canoe party returned at four o'clock, P. M. All were tired and ready to sit about the generous fire; for evening was at hand, and the air was already sharp and frosty. "And how did it happen, Mr. Barton, that you came to settle away up in this barren wilderness?" asked Professor Gray. "I do not know that I know myself," returned Mr. Bar ton. "I was taken sick at a boarding-house in Montreal, and was sent to a hospital. I was at that time master of the bark Twilight, a Liverpool craft. Mrs. Barton was then a beautiful girl don't blush so, Mrs. Barton. Jennie there is a perfect reproduction of you as 1 first saw you, and I should not be ashamed of our Jennie anywhere on earth. Well, as I was saying, Mrs. Barton, named at that time Miss Constance Schmidt, the daughter of a Moravian missionary, visited the hospital frequently as an angel of mercy. So far as I was concerned it was a case of love at first sight. She nursed me back to health; and, with the usual ingratitude of man, I married her for her pains. I then gave up the sea after a trip or two, and settled in Montreal. But I could not get used to, nor like the con ventionalities of city life. So I made a trip into these wilds. I saw an opportunity to do a good business in furs; and so, with wife's consent, we settled on this spot. I built this house, which I named in honor of my wife Constance. I have done fairly well financially, and I am sure that we have been quite happy and contented. Until Mrs. Barton's illness, I was without a care or worry in the world." "But don't you find the winters very long and terribly cold?" asked Fred. 52 DR. JONES' PICNIC. "On the contrary, we enjoy our winters very much. To be sure, the thermometer runs from thirty to fifty degrees below zero; but if the wind does not blow, we suffer very little from it." 'What do you do to pass the time?" asked Will. "The boys, when the weather is favorable, trap and hunt. I am getting a little too old and heavy for much of that; so I attend to the chores about the place, trade goods for furs to the hunters and Esquimaux. Our evenings are passed in reading, one often reading aloud to the rest of us. And we have a great deal of music. Joe plays the violin, Sam the flute, and Jennie the guitar or dulcimer." "By the way," cried Fred, "Let's have a musical soiree to-night. What do you all say?" This proposition was enthusiastically received. "Come, Will, let's run up and get the organ. Will you go up?" addressing Joe and Sam. "Go up, my sons, and see this Alladin's palace," said Mr. Barton. "You will never see its like again/'* In half an hour they returned. The young Bartons were wildly enthusiastic in their praises of the globe. "Jennie, you must not fail to see the wonderful air-ship," cried Joe. Mattie, Jennie, Will and Fred visited the globe, returning just in time for a splendid supper prepared by the skillful Celestial, Sing. All that the larders of both Constance House and the globe afforded had been drawn upon, and it is doubtful if in all inhospitable Labrador a more elaborate and bountiful table was ever spread. The Doctor, at Mr. Barton's request, asked the Divine blessing, and all fell to and ate with an appetite that is known only to those of clear consciences and sound diges tive organs. Having done justice to the really splendid meal, they repaired to the sitting room. The beautiful aluminum organ graced the center of the apartment, and the musicians gathered about it. Fred was surprised and delighted to find that the young Bartons were all really accomplished musicians, and their instruments blended in sweetest harmony. So they played a number of orchestral pieces that were received with great applause by the audi ence. Then solos, duets, trios, quartettes, choruses, etc., were sung, and it is not probable that the Barton family ever spent so delightful an evening in their lives. And DR. JONES' PICNIC. 53 let us just contemplate the scene for a moment. How happy, joyous, and innocent they were, just as God intend ed his children to be. Two days before, this lovely family had been in the depths of despair, day by day watch ing a beloved wife and mother dying by inches of a painful, lingering, loathsome disease. Not a sound of music had been heard in the house for many days. The violin, guitar, and dulcimer had lain utterly neglected and unstrung. Now a change has occurred that must have delighted the angels of God. Through the unselfishness, skill, and noble- hearted ness of one man, has come so unexpectedly, as if dropped from the very skies, in the heart of one of the most inhospitable portions of the earth, sweet hope and deliverance. What wonder that their hearts are light and merry? One thought only mars their pleasure: to-morrow morning the Children of the Skies will sail away in their glorious sky-ship, probably never to return. At ten o'clock the company broke up, the ship company ascending, as before to their staterooms. Barton would not hear to anything else than that they should descend in the morning for the last time. How sad these earthly partings are. It will not be so in that better land. 54 DR. JONES' PICN10. CHAPTER XL Is the World Growing Better? Before daylight on the following morning they descend ed to breakfast. Mrs. Barton had enjoyed a comfortable night, and Dr. Jones expressed himself as delighted with her condition. "You have everything to hope for/' he said to the fam ily. "I leave you this medicine, with written directions for its use. Do not repeat the dose I have given her so long as improvement continues. When it ceases you will do as directed in my written instructions." The hour of departure had arrived. Farewells had all been said, and the company had ascended except the Doctor and his wife. "I cannot say what I wish to you," said Barton, taking each of them by the hand. "I simply look upon you as messengers from God, and I want to give you something more substantial than thanks/' He placed a buckskin sack of gold in the hand of Dr. Jones. "Oh! no, Mr. Barton, my good friend," said the Doctor, handing it back; "I won't take a cent. You are ten thousand times welcome to anything I have done. I feel myself richly remunerated in the satisfaction of leaving you all happy." "Take it, Mrs. Jones, as a present from me," said Barton, and he pressed it into her hand. "You will really hurt me if you do not accept it." "Then I will do so, Mr. Barton. Good-bye," and away they shot up to the cabin. At a given signal Joe and Sam cast the anchors off, they whizzed up to the engine-room, and the mighty ball bounded skyward like a bird in the clear, frosty morning air. A very brisk wind was blowing from nearly due south, and the voyagers were delighted with the progress they made that day toward their destina tion. DR. JONES' PICNIC. 55 All day they sped at more than forty miles an hour over the vast elevated plains that were but barren wastes, grow ing every hour drearier and more desolate. "Of all the misnomers on earth, the name given this country ranks first/' said Professor Gray. "What is the meaning of the word 'Labrador/ Pro fessor?" asked Denison. "The literal meaning of the word is 'cultivable land.' As to its appropriateness, you can judge for yourselves. I do not know who bestowed upon it this misfit of a name, but it must have been a hardy explorer, who did it in a fit of spleen and wretchedness." "The Barton family seems to be comfortable and happy in poor old Labrador," said Mrs. Jones. "Yes, but my dear madame, they do not live by culti vating the land," returned the Professor. "The seasons are too variable, and the changes of temperature are far too sudden to permit raising of crops of any kind." "Mr. Barton told me that they did raise a little garden stuff, such as onions, lettuce, and radishes; but potatoes, corn, etc., invariably are nipped by frost, and never ma ture," said Denison. The Professor, a few moments before noon, ascended to the observatory with sextant and chronometer, and deter mined the latitude and longitude of "Silver Cloud," as Mrs. Jones had named the aluminum ship. He made the entry in his logbook. "There is our exact position now, Doctor," and he placed the point of a pencil on the map of Labrador. "In forty-eight hours we will be within the Arctics at this rate of speed," cried Dr. Jones, rubbing his hands with delight. The face of the country was so uninteresting and monot onous, covered more or less with snow, that the voyagers became tired of looking at it, and turned their attention to various pursuits within the cabin. Becoming tired of music, they read, played games, conversed, etc. The Doctor and Professor were each expert chess players, and their games were long and closely contested. Victory perched about as often upon the banner of one as the other. Fred worked daily upon a composition which he enti tled "The Xorth Pole March," and declared that the music 56 DR. JONES' PICNIC. should be played by himself, while the rest of the company marched around the aluminum flagstaff, after its erection at the summit of the earth, the North Pole. The two ladies were greatly interested in Fred's composition, and hummed and sang it with him, offering suggestions here and there that were of more or less benefit to him. Denison and Will spent their time attending to the springs, watching the thermometers and barometer. This, however, occupied but little of their leisure, and they played many games of checkers and backgammon. Will took an occasional snapshot with his camera when he saw anything of interest. He had taken some excellent photo graphs of Silver Cloud and company, which he had left with the Barton family. Who can doubt that they were an unfailing source of delight and tender remembrance to this intelligent and interesting family, as they sat about their great fireplace during the long winter nights. And the artist had taken some sketches of Constance House and inhabitants, which he had brought with him. He had converted one of the spare bedrooms into a studio, and spent an hour or two daily upon a portrait in oil of Jennie Barton. The fact of the matter is, the unadorned beauty and grace of the lovely Jennie had touched his artistic taste beyond anything that he had ever experienced in his life. And away deep in his heart, almost unknown to himself, was a determination to spend a summer season at Constance House, as soon after their return from the Pole as possible. Silver Cloud all this time was hastening with the speed of a carrier pigeon, nearly due north. Dr. Jones and Pro fessor Gray could not repress their satisfaction each day as their observations showed them to be moving straight as an arrow toward the object of their journey. The alti tude they maintained was very little more or less than three thousand feet, and the wind continued from the south at the rate of twenty or thirty miles per hour. The outside temperature was balmy and bracing during the day, so that the balcony afforded them a splendid promenade, where they spent hours daily, exercising in walking round and round the spacious cabin, and studying the topography of the country. Frequent trips were also made to the observ atory, and sitting there with the windows open was very DR. .JONES' PICNIC. 57 inspiring, as well as comfortable. To thus sit in so elevated a place with the windows wide open, while in a state of perspiration, the result of climbing the long stairway, would seem to have been the height of imprudence. But we must remember that such a thing as a breeze or draft of air wan never felt on board the Silver Cloud while in motion. The great ship went exactly with the wind, and at precisely the same rate of speed. So, whether the wind blew one or a hundred miles an hour, it was always a dead calm aboard the Silver Cloud. "This is the ideal place for all catarrhal and pulmonary cases/' declared Dr. Jones. "I shall always prescribe a trip in Silver Cloud for this class of patients hereafter." "I fully believe in its efficacy," said Professor Gray. "But I fear that it will be too expensive a prescription for many of your poor patients." "That's the trouble, that's the trouble," assented the Doctor, shaking his head sadly. "Millions are yearly dy ing that might be saved by this and other means on the same line. But the blindness and selfishness of mankind is so absolute and infernal that but little philanthropic work of this sort can be done. There are some noble ex ceptions, or we should have suffered the fate of Sodom and Gomorrah long since." "But, Doctor, you believe that the world is getting bet ter, do you not?" asked Will. "In what way?" "Well, in every way. No one can doubt that in the arts and sciences more has been done in the past fifty years than in all the previous history of the world." "Granted," assented the Doctor. "All right. Then let us look at the social, moral, and spiritual sides of the question. Socially, certainly, no period of history can compare with the present. We are educating our children, feeding and clothing them better than they ever were before in the world." "I really think we are," again assented Dr. Jones. "Well, then," cried Will, glowing with triumph, think ing that he was fairly smoking the little Doctor out, "what can you say for your side of the question? Was there ever a time when life and property were so protected as now? And were there ever so many Bibles and tracts and other 58 I>R- JONES' PICNIC. religious matter published and disseminated as at the pres ent time? Missionaries are going by thousands all over the earth, and the gospel will soon have been preached to all nations." "That's so, that's so" concurred the Doctor again. "Come, come, Doctor; defend your side of the ques tion," cried Fred. "I did not know that I had committed myself to either side," returned he. "But I will say this much: While I am not pessimistic as to the outcome of this struggle go ing on between God's and Satan's forces in the world, yet we should not overlook the fact that the devil is fearfully active in these times. While I have admitted all that Will has said, yet there is another side to the question. Let me call your attention to the fact that there never was a time when there was so much rum and tobacco used in the world as to-day. The amount consumed per capita is increasing tremendously. Remember that with every missionary there are sent in the same ship from seventy-five to one hundred gallons of intoxicants, and tobacco galore. Never has this world seen so vast preparation for war. The people of all Europe are groaning beneath the taxation imposed upon them for the support of vast armies and navies. At no time has money been piled up in the hands of the few as at the present. Hundreds of millions in many instances are held by a single individual. By no sort of philosophy can he be entitled to it, and by no system can he come into possession of it without robbing thousands of his fellow- men. And as to inventions: surely no man delights more in the splendid achievements of our age in this direction than I do. But I declare to you that I believe labor-saving machinery to be a mighty curse to mankind, because the la borer is being driven closer and closer to the wall by the in numerable inventions that are driving him out of every field of labor. The great money kings are taking advan tage of every such invention, and what the end is to be I do not dare predict. Ignatius Donnely's fearful picture in his work,Caeser's Column, I hope and believe to be terribly overdrawn. And, as I said before, I am not pessimistic as to the final outcome; but let us beware of crying Teace! peace! when there is no peace!' The fact is, gentlemen, I cannot help thinking that St. James referred to these very DR. JONES' PICNIC. 59 times, when he said in the fifth chapter of his epistle: "Go to now, ye rich men, weep and howl for the miseries that shall come upon you. Your riches are corrupted and your garments are moth-eaten. Your gold and silver is can kered; and the rust of them shall be a witness against you, and shall eat your flesh as it were fire. Ye have heaped up treasure together for the last days. Behold, the hire of the laborers who have reaped down your fields, which is of you kept back by fraud, crieth: and the cries of them who have reaped are entered into the ears of the Lord of Sabbaoth." See James, 5-4. I cannot, in the light of these prophecies, see that the world is growing essentially better rapidly, if at all." "But, Doctor," said Will, "you cannot deny that the children of these times are incomparably better clothed, have more and better books, live in more comfortable homes, and are enjoying privileges never known to children of former generations." "While I must assent to what you have said, yet all these advantages are not unmixed blessings. In my experience as a physician, I have seen very many precious lives go out, simply because they could not endure the high pressure sys tem of our modern educators. I feel so strongly upon this subject that I would prefer that a child of mine should live and die absolutely illiterate, than that he should sacrifice one particle of health for any conceivable amount of mere book-learning. I once had an uncle who was a man of wonderful learning. He was a collegian, a master of half a dozen or more languages, and for all this he paid the price of his good health. All his life, he suffered the pangs of an outraged stomach and nervous system. He could never make any use of his splendidly cultivated brain, and was a miserable, unhappy burden to himself and friends to the end of his life. His end was sad, tinged with the ele ment of ridiculousness. He was sitting in a field one day, resting during a short walk, when a great vicious hog at tacked him, tossed him about, rooted him here and there, and would have certainly killed him outright if his cries had not brought assistance. He never recovered from the effects of the injuries received on that occasion. Suppose poor old uncle could at that time have traded all his dead and modern languages for a pair of good stout legs, would it not have been a grand bargain for him?" 60 DR. JONES' PICNIC. "But could not your uncle have been more judicious and systematic in the prosecution of his studies, and have done the same amount of work without detriment to his health?" asked Professor Gray. "I do not doubt that he might. But our schools are run nowadays upon, as I said before, a high-pressure system. Too many children are packed into imperfectly ventilated schoolrooms, and the poor teachers are miserably over taxed. But the schools are graded, everything cut and dried, the curriculum made by state or county board; and, like the tyrant's bedstead, those too long must be cut off, and those too short must be stretched. All must fit the bedstead. That great story-teller, Charles Dickens, tells the story exactly in his picture of Dr. Blimmer's system of teaching. That poor babe, Paul Dombey, might as well have been fed to an insatiable ogre as to have been placed in the hands of that pompous idiot. And our country is full of little Paul Dombeys, blossoming for eternity. How much better to have let the poor little fellow play in the sands upon the beach with his sister Florence and old Glubb. But the precocious innocent must be mur dered by this same senseless system, because of the inor dinate vanity of a foolish father, and the stupidity of his teacher. In vain have I warned hundreds of parents, when I saw their children thus being hurried to prema ture graves. But they are so proud of the precocious dar lings that they seldom heed until it is too late. Faugh! the whole business makes me sick." "Well, Doctor, admitting all you say, what do you sug gest as the remedy? I have known many statesmen who could see and point out the evils, present or imminent, of society or state, with great sagacity and accuracy, but when it came to prescribing the remedy, were utterly im practicable," said Professor Gray. "That is right, Professor Gray. It is very little benefit to a sick man to tell him that he is sick, or even to make for him a scientific diagnosis, if it be not supplemented by the remedy. I have remedial measures to suggest. In the first place, I would build schoolhouses upon strictly scientific principles; a certain number of cubic yards of pure air should be allowed each scholar, and the most per fect system of ventilation should always be used. Fur- DR. JONES' PICNIC. 61 ther, by way of homely illustration, I should treat the children upon the same principles that we do our horses. Some horses are calculated for heavy draught business, others for light draught, roadsters, racers, etc. I need not mention the folly of attempting to drive these ani mals out of their respective classes. Now children dif fer as essentially in their mental capacities and require ments as do horses physically. You can by no possible means make a mathematician of a scholar who is deficient in the organ of calculation. It is a manifest injustice to hitch such a one beside another who is a perfect racer in the mathematical field. It is not fair to either of them. I claim that each child should be treated upon his indi vidual merits, and in acordance with the natural gifts that God has bestowed upon him. The graded school system is in direct opposition to this idea, and is wholly wrong and unscientific/' "Well, as to the curriculum, Doctor/' said Will, "sup pose you were called upon to abridge the list of studies in our public schools, where would you begin and end? Isn't it a pity in this age of the world, to shut off from the chil dren any one of the branches of science or learning?" "Indeed, that would be a great pity, and far be it from me to do anything of the kind. I would not abridge the curriculum for any child; it should simply be taught that for which it has a capacity. A teacher who is not capable of so discriminating and anticipating the wants of each pupil, is not a teacher in the best sense of the word, any more than a man is a horse trainer who cannot differen tiate between a heavy draught-horse and a light roadster. I might say considerable as to methods of teaching, but I presmne that you have heard enough for once." "Yes, but we have not settled the question as to wheth er the world is getting better or not," returned Will. "I am willing to admit that our school system is defective. But what do you say as to the safety of life and prop erty at this time, compared with any other age of the world?" "Really, now, I wish an intelligent Armenian were here to answer that question." "But that is not fair, Doctor. The Armenians are in the hands of the Turks and we know that they are capable 62 I>R. JONES' PICNIC. of any conceivable inhumanity. I supposed that we were discussing the world so far as civilized. I really think that it is a clear case of 'begging the question/ when you introduce the Armenian case into the discussion." "Do you, indeed! And let me inquire, my dear boy, who is responsible for this wholesale slaughter of a people whose only crime is that of being nominal Christians? Five or six centuries ago the combined governments of Europe would have made common cause against the in famous Turk for much less than the murder of a Chris tian nation. But to-day there is so much less of man hood in Europe than there was in the days of chivalry, that the civilized world is sitting calmly by and permit ting this unspeakable crime to go on at the sweet will of the bloody-handed Turk. And do you not think that God will hold the nations of Europe to a strict account for this villiany that marks the closing decade of the nineteenth century as the blackest page in human his tory? God will surely avenge Armenia, and woe to Eu rope when He treads the wine-press of His wrath!" As Will offered no reply, the discussion closed. DE. JONES' PICNIC. 63 CHAPTER XII. Greenland's Icy Mountains and the Russian Bear, Upon the morning of the third day from Constance House the wind shifted almost due west. Silver Cloud was in latitude 65 deg., longitude 70 deg. 13 min., and they were driving rapidly toward Greenland. "We are still two or three points north of east in our course, and will let her drive as she goes for the present," said Dr. Jones. "And you wouldn't mind seeing Green land's icy mountains, about which you have sung so many years, would you, girls?" "0 let us see Greenland, by all means, Doctor!" cried Mattie. "What noted travelers we will be when we get back to Washington," and he placed an arm about each of their waists and galloped them up and down the little sitting room several times. "I do believe that you grow to be more of a boy every year of your life," panted Mrs. Jones, as she smoothed her rumpled hair. "You are quite right, Maggie; and what is worse, I do not expect to ever improve a bit on that line. Give me the heart of a boy while I live. And now, Professor, I am ready to give you revenge for that last game or two of chess that went to my credit." While these two were oblivious to the world in a very closely contested game, Mrs. Jones sat knitting while Mattie read aloud to her from a late magazine. Denison and Fred were pacing the balcony for their "constitution al." Will was working on his oil painting of Jennie Bar ton, and so beautifully had he succeeded in bringing out the lovely features, and trusting, fearless spirit that beamed from a pair of dark blue eyes, that all the com pany, even to Sing, expressed their unqualified admira tion. 64 DR. JONES' PICNIC. "Me sabe," said the acute Mongolian. "Ah! Will heap likee Miss Jennie." The artist blushed, and they all laughed uproariously at his confusion, and Sing went chuckling to the kitchen. The following morning Silver Cloud had nearly crossed Davis Strait, and the bold headlands of the western coast of Greenland were in plain view. They crossed the west ern boundary line of that land of perpetual winter, just a few miles north of the Arctic Circle. "Hurrah!" shouted Dr. Jones. "In the Arctics at last!" The wind held still a little north of due east, and Silver Cloud rode at an elevation of between 3,500 and 4,000 feet. The surface of Greenland was cold, dreary, and un inviting to a degree. Vast tracts of ice and snow stretched in every direction, far as the eye could see. Away in the interior a range of mountains broke the monotony of the landscape. Toward morning a violent snowstorm gath ered below them and hid the face of Greenland from view until next morning. Silver Cloud, meantime, was sent up to nearly 5,000 feet altitude, so that they might not collide with any mountain peak during the night. "Upon my word," said Professor Gray, as he stood on the balcony the following morning, and looked out over the white and ghastly picture of desolation, "I thought Labrador the most inappropriately named coun try upon the earth, but think of calling this picture of all that is inhospitable and forbidding Greenland!" By noon they were crossing swiftly the ridge that runs the length of Greenland, so far as is known. Silver Cloud swept within three hundred feet of one lofty peak, cov ered with eternal ice and snow. Then on and on, swift; as an eagle, over the high plateaux and steppes of Eastern Greenland. Early the following morning they arose to find the Arctic Ocean beneath, and Greenland disappear ing in the misty horizon behind them. The wind bore a point or so more easterly, and Dr. Jones was tempted to seek a more favorable current. He descended to the 2,000 foot level, but experienced no perceptible change. "Well, we'll stick to my original plan. Anything north of due east or west is good enough for us," said he. "But he grew restless as they hour after hour steadily continued upon nearly the same latitudinal line, and de- DR. JON 7 ES' PICNIC. 65 scended to 1,000 feet elevation. There was some change for the better at that altitude for many hours. One thing that specially pleased them was the wonderful sensitive ness of the globe to the slightest variation of the tempera ture within its interior. The Doctor's plan of using hot air alone as the floating power had been modified to the extent of dividing one-half of the globe's interior into several compartments by thin sheets of aluminum, and these were filled with hydrogen gas. The gas fell but little short of the power necessary to float the ship, so that a slight elevation of the temperature in the air chamber above that of the external atmosphere was sufficient to float the vessel. When it was desirable to descend, a trap being opened in the upper and lower parts of the air chamber caused the hot air to rush out and the cold air in, and the descent could be made rapidly or slowly, at the will of the commander. By virtue of the zinc lining of the air chamber the temperature would remain at a given point for many hours without the consumption of a par ticle of fuel. The Doctor and Will together had devised a most in genious method of heating the hot-air chamber instantly. By the use of a small air pump hundreds of atmospheres could be compressed into a very strong aluminum chest or cylinder. Beneath this cylinder were -a number of burners that heated the compressed air several hundred degrees. As we said before, when they desired to de scend, an upper and lower trap were opened, the hot air rushed out above and the cold air in below, causing the globe to descend with great rapidity. This descent could be arrested at any level by closing the trap, and a certain amount of the air let off from the hot-air chest, and any temperature desired could be attained at once. All this could be done at an expense of oil that was ridiculously and incredibly small. While they could by no means steer or guide this ship, yet, if the Doctor's theory of air currents should prove to be scientifically correct, then they were by no means entirely at the mercy of any and every adverse gale. And, at the worst, when a favorable current could not be found, they could descend to the earth and anchor until a fair wind prevailed. One thing further should be explained. When it became desirable 5 66 DR. JONES' PICNIC. to ascend suddenly or rapidly, the hot-air chest was thrown completely open, and the vast chamber was in stantly filled with air at any temperature required. When this operation was from any cause necessary, the upper trap was closed and all the lower apertures opened. The hot air from the chest immediately mounted to the upper end of the air chamber, and forced the excess of cold at mosphere out through these lower traps. The effect up on the globe was marvelous. It would bound skyward like a rocket. By a series of experiments Will had ascer tained just the amount of pressure per square inch and the temperature that was necessary to send the ship to a given altitude. The rate of ascent was under perfect control by letting off the hot air slowly or rapidly. "What a mighty engine for good or evil in the world this ship would be, if it could be guided or steered/ 7 re marked Professor Gray. "I doubt if that can ever be done," replied Will. The surface presented to the current of atmosphere is too great to allow any sort of device to operate satisfactorily." "The Government is making experiments with what is called the aeroplane, and the indications are that it is the coming method of aerial navigation. But the degree of comfort that we are enjoying can never be an attendant of that plan. I shall never cease to wonder at the speed with which we are traveling over these Arctic regions in perfect comfort. I never felt better in my life, and I have grown to feel as safe as I ever did in my home in Washington/' said Professor Gray. They occasionally saw whales spouting, and it was ex ceedingly interesting to watch the great icebergs that floated here and there over the face of the deep. Some of them towered like crystal mountains, hundreds of feet into the air. "Just think how incomprehensibly great these masses of ice are/' observed Professor Gray. "It is estimated that but one-eighth of the berg protrudes above the surface. Now look at that monster! Not less than eighteen or twenty miles long, and from five to six hundred feet high, making it in the neighborhood of a mile in thickness. Ah! see that big fellow turning over! Did you ever see anything so grand! I don't wonder that navigating these seas is next to impossible." DR. JONES' PICNIC. 67 They were all standing upon the balcony when they be held this startling scene. For two whole days the beautiful ship continued stead ily upon nearly the same course. The Professor pointed out their position upon the map at latitude 70 deg. 35 min., and longitude 50 deg. 20 min., East Greenwich. At this point they encountered a terrible gale from the north. The Doctor raised higher and higher, until they reached an altitude of ten thousand feet. Still they flew at amazing speed toward the south. He ascended to fif teen thousand, then twenty thousand feet elevation, but on they went into the heart of Russia. Will went up into the globe and hurriedly returned. "You must lower. Doctor! The strain upon the rods is tremendous! The outside atmospheric resistance is so slight at this elevation that we shall certainly explode if you ascend any higher." "Then we will descend and anchor at the first favorable spot, and there await a south wind. There seems to be a great demand for air at the equator just now. Well, let them have it/' said he grimly, "but we are sure to get a regurgitation in our direction before many days. So down we go to study Russian habits and customs/'* The upper and lower traps were opened in the air chamber, and they rapidly descended to within five or six hundred feet of the earth. They could plainly see that the foliage was being thrashed with great violence by the gale. "How shall we manage to safely anchor in this awful wind, Doctor?" asked Will anxiously. "Do vou see that high range of hills just ahead?" "Yes/' "Well, they run east and west. We will drop immedi ately upon the other side of them. There it must be com paratively calm. But sharp is the word! We are there now!" Downward dropped the great ship behind the shelter ing crest of the hills, and she, in a moment or two, was skimming quite easily along, just above the treetops. In what appeared to be a great park, the anchor was dropped into the top of a tree. It held securely, and Will and Denison descended in the cage and made a very strong 68 DR. JONES' PICNIC. aluminum cable fast about the trunk of the tree. After all was made secure, Dr. Jones and Professor Gray also descended. The little company then began looking around for signs of life. "I see a large stone building down this avenue," cried Will. "The Professor and I will prospect the place, while you two had better remain here until our return," said the Doctor. Accordingly they set off at a lively pace toward the building. As they approached it they looked in vain for signs of human life. They found it to be a massive an cient castle, standing in the midst of an extensive grove or park. They were somewhat awed by the deathlike si lence that pervaded the place. They, however, stepped up to a massive oaken door, and Dr. Jones seized the pon derous iron knocker and struck several vigorous blows. They waited two or three minutes, but could hear no sounds within. "We have struck an enchanted castle, and I must see if I cannot awake the Sleeping Beauty within," said Dr. Jones, and he was about to apply the knocker again, when a deep bass voice from a window above addressed them in a language with which they were unfamiliar. "We cannot speak your language. Do you speak Eng lish?" asked Dr. Jones. "Are you men, angels, or devils, and what do you want," returned the voice in fairly good English. The Doctor hastened to give the desired information, and told who they were, etc., concisely as possible. "What is that fearful and wonderful silver ball or globe in which you dropped from the skies among us?" After further explanations the bars were removed, and the massive door swung slowly open. There stood before them a large, black-bearded man, holding by the collars two large Russian hounds. The brutes growled and showed their horrid fangs in a way that made the visitors cringe and draw back. "Please restrain your dogs, sir, for our mission is a per fectly peaceful one," said Dr. Jones; and he smiled so blandly that the man seemed to dismiss his apprehen sions. " He gave a signal which summoned two men, to DR. JONES' PICNIC. 69 whom he consigned the dogs, and they were led away. He now invited them to enter, and gave them seats in an ad joining room. "Gentlemen, I am Count Icanovich, and this is my cas tle. I welcome you to its hospitalities. You must excuse the reception we gave you, for I must confess that I have never been so startled in my life as when I saw your ex traordinary ship come swooping down upon us a few mo ments ago. Half my people are in fits, or hidden away in all sorts of holes and corners." "I am exceedingly sorry, Count, to have come so abrupt ly and informally among you, but I assure you that we are here very much against our own wishes. We are bound for the North Pole, but this terrible gale from the north necessitated our anchoring for the present. But since fate has cast us among you, I am very happy to make the acquaintance of Count Icanovich. I am Dr. Jones of Washington City, United States, and this is Professor Gray, of Smithsonian Institute, same city." The Count shook hands with them very cordially, and asked, "How many are there of your party?" Upon be ing told, he immediately desired that they all be brought to the castle. "We see but little of the world in this place," said he, "and we hail this break in the humdrum monotony of our life with extreme pleasure." The two gentlemen returned appropriate acknowledg ments of the Count's kindness, and arose to return to the globe for the company. "Will you accompany us to the ship?" asked Dr. Jones. "I thank you, but I am a victim of sciatic rheumatism, and can do but little walking," returned the Count. R. JONES' PICNIC. you should be able to so rapidly and correctly tell his purely subjective sensations?" "Not by any means, Professor. A scientific prescrip tion, like a stool, must have at least three legs to stand upon. You will remember that the Count had already told me that moving about, especially at night, mitigated his pains; that he contracted his ailment from getting wet; and I noticed that he favored the left leg in walking. These were the three legs for my stool, or prescription. I felt positive that the remedy indicated was Rhus Toxico- dendron. So I merely mentioned the leading character istics of that drug, and I was not mistaken. You see, then, that I did nothing marvelous nor super natural. Now, any one of many other drugs might have been indicated if the symptoms had been different from what they were. The symptoms of the disease mast always be the same as those that the indicated drug is capable of producing in crude doses. Rhus tox. will cure the Count because, in every case of poisoning by that drug, there will be produced the symptoms found in his case. Like cures like. This is a universal law of God. I feel quite sure that the Count will experience great ben efit from the one dose I have given him." "I shall watch this case with the greatest interest," said the Professor. "You will make a convert of me to your system if you perform a cure of so obstinate and painful a disease with an infinitesimal dose of medicine." "All right, my dear sir. I always feel confident of a cure when the symptoms axe clear cut as in this instance." A general conversation was now entered into for a few moments, when servants entered and signaled them to fol low, and each was conducted to a comfortable apartment. They shortly after assembled again in the drawingroom and awaited the announcement of dinner. Fred opened the piano, and he and the ladies sang a trio. They were glad when a servant appeared and signaled them to follow him to the dining-room. The Count was the only Russian present who could speak English. So he watched care fully and interpreted the wants of his guests to the ser vants, and but very little trouble was experienced. They found the cooking very palatable, and their mode of living DR. .TONES' PICNIC. 73 aboard Silver Cloud in the frosty atmosphere of the Arctic region had sharpened their appetites enormously. The Count talked with them about their journey, and was much interested in the graphic accounts given by the different members of the party of their experiences. Will explained the plan and construction of the globe. The Count was a good listener, and seemed deeply impressed with all that was said upon the subject. "It seems to me incredible that you were so short a time ago in Washington City, U. S., and are now sitting at my dining table in the heart of Russia. And think of the cir cuitous route by which you came! Still I am prepared to believe anything when I look at yonder wonderful silver globe, and remember how you dropped among us from the skies as you did to-day." After dinner Will and Denison borrowed a lantern and went to see that Silver Cloud was all right for the night. The wind swayed the monster ball back and forward gently, and there seemed to be no great strain upon the cables. "I think we had better get out the other two cables," said Will. "I do not feel quite safe. A heavy gust might tear it away, and that would be a calamity indeed." So he ascended to the engine-room and passed the cable ends to Denison, wHo made them securely fast to adjoining trees. A very enjoyable evening was spent in the great draw ing-room. Of course music constituted the chief source of pleasure. Fred brought his anthem and glee books from the cabin of Silver Cloud, and the old walls of the castle certainly seldom, if ever, rang with such music as was dis coursed there that night. The domestics had so far re covered from their fright that they now crowded the ad joining hall to hear the singing. So ravishing was the harmony to their semi-barbaric ears that, conjoined with the marvelous manner of their coming among them, these poor creatures were ready to fall down and worship them as heavenly visitants The Count himself seemed to enjoy the music exceedingly, and encored long and loudly. When they separated for the night, he shook hands cordially with each, and said: 74 DR. JONES' PICNIC. "My good friends, I cannot sufficiently thank you for the pleasure you have afforded me this evening. You may be sure that my invalid daughter has enjoyed your delightful music. She desired that the door be opened so that she has heard it all. She was an accomplished vocal and instrumental musician before her illness. Per haps she may feel well enough to see you in the drawing- room to-morrow evening/' Turning then to Dr. Jones, he said: "Well, Doctor, whether it be your medicine or music that has charmed away my pains, I do not know; but it is certain that I have not been so free from suffering for a long time. I bid you all a very good night," After a consultation it was thought best that two should sleep aboard Silver Cloud every night so long as the party remained with the Count. So Will and Denison took upon themselves this duty, and immediately repaired to the cabin for the night. DII. JONES' PICNIC. 75 CHAPTER XIII. Beauty and the Beast. On the following morning all were up early, and enjoyed a long walk before breakfast in the park. They did not see the Count until breakfast time. He was in a very pleasant mood, and, after inquiring how they had rested, turning to Dr. Jones he said: "I have always made a point of rendering credit to whom credit is due. I slept eight consecutive hours last night, solidly and dreamlessly as the dead. I have had no such rest for years, and this morning, but for the stiffness of my limb, should be tempted to challenge you for a foot-race. If this be the effect of your medicine, you are the most wonderful healer I ever met." "I am truly happy to hear that you feel so well this morning, Count Icanovich. But remember that you do not believe at all in my infinitesimal dose, and should not prematurely render me credit. Your present improvement may be but a simple coincidence," and the Doctor's eyes twinkled mischievously. "That is right," said the Count good-naturedly; "I deserve your sarcasm." "Now," interposed Mrs. Jones, "I do not think that the Count deserves any reproach or sarcasm at all. Here we come among you, total strangers; and Dr. Jones, before we have been here two hours, in his usual insinuating manner, gets you to swallow a dose of medicine for what you have good reason to consider an incurable complaint. I think it quite unreasonable to expect you to have the slightest faith in his one little dose." "Thank you, Mrs. Jones," said the Count, bowing to her gravely; "but you will allow me to ask," and he set his great black eyes upon her very earnestly, "do you think that the Doctor can cure me?" "Do I think so!" cried she, flushing with pride and en thusiasm, "my good sir, he has done so already!" 76 1>R. JONES' PICNIC. The Count looked at her in astonishment for a moment, then dropped his knife and fork upon the table, threw his head back and roared with laughter. It was so hearty and contagious that all joined it in spite of themselves. "Excuse me, friends/' said he, wiping the tears from his eyes > "but I have not laughed so for years. And this lady's vindication of your skill, Dr. Jones, inspires me with greater confidence than anything else could have possibly done. All I have to say, madam, is that I accept your diagnosis of cure, and shall throw crutches and canes aside." After breakfast the Count said: "I have a stable full of horses which are at your service. I should esteem it a favor if you would use them as your own. There are many sights of interest about here. A few miles away is the town of P , a nice little city of about five thousand. No doubt you would like to make some purchases. I will accompany you any time and act as interpreter." They thanked him, but concluded not to visit town that day. He then led Dr. Jones into his private room and said: ' Doctor, I am desirous that you should see my daughter. I fear that you can do little more than palliate her condi tion, but even that would be very much for us. She is a great sufferer, and I shall be extremely grateful for any thing you can do for her." The Doctor immediately signified his readiness to see her whenever it pleased the Count. "That north wind is still howling, and I am only too happy to be of service to your daughter, or any of God's suffering children while I am with you. Keep me busy as you like, Count. My greatest delight is to cure the sick, and the world is my field since I started on this trip for the Pole." The Count touched a bell, and a female servant entered. He gave her some orders in Eussian. She returned in a few moments and spoke to him. "'My daughter is ready to receive us. Will you go up to her now, sir?" "This is my daughter Feodora, Doctor Jones," said the Count as they entered her room. A tall, graceful young lady of twenty arose from a couch upon which she had DR. JONES' PICNIC. 77 been lying, and extended a thin feverish hand to the Doc tor. She spoke to him in beautiful English, and Dr. Jones expressed surprise in his face so that the Count said: "I spent several years in London, and Feodora became very proficient in the language there." They were all seated, and, after a few casual remarks, Dr. Jones requested Feodora to relate to him the history of her illness, and as she did so, he carefully noted her symptoms in his case-book. He interrupted her as little as possible, preferring to take down the history in her own language. After she had finished he made a physical examination of her chest. First, he carefully percussed both lungs; that is, laid the fingers of the left hand upon the chest and tapped them lightly with the finger ends of the right hand, thus producing a more or less resonant or hollow sound. He could thus detect any consolidated tis sue that might be in the lung, or abnormal resonance where there chanced to be a cavity. He then, with a stethoscope, ausculated the lungs, or listened to the respiratory sounds. He noted the temperature; rate and other qualities of the pulse; looked at the tongue and sputa. Having now a complete picture of the case or what he termed the "total ity of the symptoms," he said: "I must consult my library a few moments. I will be back within an hour." He hastened to the cage, ascended to the cabin, and in a few moments was oblivious to everything but the salva tion of this precious young life. He transcribed from his case-book to a sheet of paper the most prominent, unusual, and persistent symptoms. They were: 1. Weeps much, and cannot bear to be left alone. Fears she will die. 2. Great difficulty in breathing; worse from exertion and after coughing. 3. Dry, teasing cough, more or less day and night. In paroxysms from tickling in the throat, with tenacious mucus, which she cannot raise, and must be swallowed. Sputa sometimes consists of pus, mixed with blood. 4. Lower third of the right lung particularly affected. She cannot lie upon the right side on account of sharp, stitching pains through the lung. Sometimes the sharp 78 DR. JONES' PICNIC. pains extend through the left lung, with violent palpita tion of the heart. 5. All these symptoms, cough, pains, etc., are invariably worse at three o'clock, A. M., and continue one or two hours. 6. Very profuse night sweats, etc. There were other concomitant symptoms that we will not stop to enumerate. Dr. Jones prepared a powder from a vial labeled Kali Carhonicum (cm), and descended and hastened to the castle. His heart was jubilant within him, for he knew that he should save this lovely girl. He fairly burst into her chamber, glowing with the pleasure he thus felt in bearing the gospel of healing. "Praise God!" he fervently ejaculated, "I have found your remedy. Take this please." She opened her mouth and he shook from a tiny vial a dose of a white granular powder, just as he did the night before with her father. "Now, I want you to cheer right up, and dismiss all thought of dying from your mind. I expect that within a very few days you will experience great relief. These sharp stitching pains will almost immediately disappear, I am sure/' And so he talked to her for a little time so brightly and cheerfully that the poor invalid seemed to catch his en thusiastic, hopeful spirit, and smiled and chatted in a way that lifted the Count to the very skies. "Whether there be any efficacy in your powders or not, Doctor Jones, there is certainly wonderful potency in your sanguine manner of giving them." "Now, to-night," continued the Doctor, acknowledging the Count's compliment with a smile and nod, "I desire to see you in the drawingroom. You must have pleasant, cheerful company. No more tears and sighing in this dismal room. Throw open the curtains and blinds, let God's sunshine and fresh air in. Take no medicine except what I give you. I must bring my wife and Mattie to see you, and you and they must romp all over this coun try in a few days providing a favorable wind does not set in. For I must hie away to the North Pole at the earliest practicable moment/' "Please bring your ladies up soon, Doctor. I desire verv much to know them, and I am sure that company does DR. JONES' PICNIC. 79 me good. I ain afraid to be alone a moment. It has been too quiet in this great castle with no one to talk with but the servants. Do send for them immediately, please." A few moments later they appeared and were intro duced to Feodora. They were shortly upon very good terms, for each of them was exceedingly well bred and pos sessed of purest womanly instincts. "I heard your beautiful singing last night, and how I did wish to join your company. And do you know that yesterday I had been suffering terribly with stitching pains in my side, and I was so tired and miserable that I asked God to help me or take me home. Just then your great silver ship sailed across my window so that I could see it as I lay upon my couch, and do you know that I believed, for a time, that God had sent his chariot for me. I did not seem the least frightened, though I could hear the screams of the servants in different parts of the house, and my nurse had crawled under the bed. I just closed my eyes and awaited the summons. I confess that I felt really dis appointed when they told me the truth of the matter. But now, do you know," grasping the good little Doctor's hand, "that I believe this to be God's messenger, and through him I am to be restored to health again." "The Lord grant it," said Dr. Jones. "But now we must leave you a few hours. You have had quite enough excite ment for once. I expect to see you in the drawingroom to-night." So they withdrew, leaving her smiling and happy. Count Icanovich joined the Doctor a few moments later and asked him to sit with him in his private office. "You will understand, Doctor, that I am exceedingly anxious to know your opinion of my daughter's condition. You have inspired us with a degree of hope that we have not known for a long time. Indeed, Hope spread her wings and left this castle long since, and it has been little better than a charnel-house until your appearance. Now I ask you to tell me candidly whether you entertain any hope of my Feodora's ultimate recovery. You may lay your heart open to me, for I should receive her as one raised from the dead if you save her. Do not, as you love your own soul, attempt to deceive me." 80 DR. JONES' PICNIC. "Count Icanovich," answered Dr. Jones, "I am hardly prepared to give you a definite answer. I certainly see great reason to hope all that could be expected or desired. A certain remedy is so positively and clearly indicated in her case that I shall be greatly disappointed if the most distressing of her symptoms do not immediately disappear. After that, so much depends upon the hygienic and dietic management that I do not feel justified in making an ab solutely favorable prognosis." "What if she were under your immediate supervision for a certain length of time?" "I should, under such circumstances, feel quite sure of restoring her to perfect health." "Then, Doctor, if money be any object to you, you shall have your own price for remaining until you pro nounce her well." "I am extremely sorry, Count, but that cannot be. My Government has built yonder aluminum air-ship at enor mous expense at my express desire and instigation, with the understanding that I sail with it to the North Pole. My obligation is to do so with all possible dispatch. I will leave medicine and explicit directions, so that in all probability you will do just as well as if I remained." The nobleman said no more upon the subject, and they joined the company in the drawing-room. Will, Fred, and Denison repaired to the stables, selected saddle-horses and rode to the town. There they were objects of great interest to the inhabitants. The news of the great silver globe for they all believed it to be of silver, and the strangers to be fabulously rich with its load of voyagers that came so suddenly and mysteriously among them the day before, had spread rapidly. The superstitious people were half inclin ed to regard them as celestial visitors, and looked upon them with awe and wonder. The Doctor and the Professor, with the ladies, took a long walk through the park. They met many of the na tives, who were coming from every direction to see the marvelous silver ship. "I declare," said Mrs. Jones, "that I can hardly realize that all this can be true. I have to pinch myself some times to see if I am not enjoying a long beautiful dream." DR. JONES' PICNIC. 81 "It is romantic to the last degree," replied Professor Gray. "The wind still holds in the north/' remarked Dr. Jones, scanning the skies and treetops. "I see that it has veered a few points to the west. We will surely get a favorable wind before many days." "Isn't it a pity that yon cannot stay with that lovely girl until she is out of danger?" sighed Mrs. Jones. "Yes, it grieves me exceedingly to be obliged to leave her, but I have no option in the matter. If that globe were my private property, I would not leave her until she was out of danger. But, under the circumstances, I can not do so. After all," said he, brightening up with the thought, "she will probably do as well without me." "She is the loveliest creature I ever saw," said Mattie. "How gentle, beautiful, and patient she is. Much as I desire to visit the North Pole, still I would gladly remain here six months or a year if it would do her any good." The day passed away without incident. After dinner all met in the drawing-room, and the invalid girl occupied an easy chair among them. She extended her hand to Dr. Jones with a grateful smile, and said: "Doctor, I have not passed so comfortable a day for a very long time. I shall get well. Your medicine has done wonders for me already. You are, no doubt, in great haste to reach your destination, but you must not leave me until I am better. If you do, I shall die." "0, no! my dear Miss Feodora, you will not die. I shall leave you medicines that will help you through nicely." This the Doctor said with all the assurance and cheer fulness he could command. But she instinctively detect ed a slight shade of anxiety or uncertainty in his tone. The physician must be a consummate actor who can de ceive a patient whose perceptions are preternaturally acute as were Feodora's. He saw that he had not deceived her, and cried: "Do not let us think of that subject to-night. This unfavorable wind may last many days, and I promise to see you better before I go." She smiled sweetly and gratefully as he gave her this promise, and abandoned herself to the enjoyment of the music, conversation, etc., of the evening. Instrumental 6 $2 DR. JONES' PICNIC. and vocal music constituted the principal source of amuse ment, and the audience awarded unstinted praise and ap plause. The singers were in the best possible form, not one of them complaining of cold or hoarseness, as is cus tomary. Nothing could exceed the sweetness and rich ness of Mrs. Jones' voice. It seemed to fill the gloomy halls and rooms of the castle to its farthest confines. And Mattie's contralto beautifully and nobly seconded the so prano. The tenor and bass could scarcely have been better, and altogether it was a concert worthy of the praise of that, or any other, audience. "You will never know what a change your coming has made in our home," said Feodora to Mrs. Jones and Mattie as they sat beside her. "Before your coming, all was so still and dark, and scarcely a sound could be heard in the rooms or halls all day. Now see the servants sitting and standing about the halls, chatting and laughing as if noth ing had ever been wrong in the house. And look at papa talking and laughing as if he were not the saddest man on earth only two days ago. As for myself, I am simply as tonished beyond measure. I have really forgotten for a time this evening that I am not perfectly well. 0, what a beautiful, beautiful change! And it is perfectly heavenly to have a respite from pain, even if it be but temporary." The two ladies, one sitting upon either side, smiled their sympathy and happiness, and pressed her poor ema ciated hands between their own cool, soft, plump ones in a way that went directly to her heart. "Let us help you up stairs," said Mrs. Jones, "for I am sure that you must be getting tired." She assented, bade the company good-night, and retired with the two ladies. "Now you must let us do everything we can for you while we are here," said Mrs. Jones. "You know that we are to see you better before we go away, and I have so much confidence in Dr. Jones' system of medicine that I am pos itive of your recovery." Leaving her then to the nurse, they retired for the night. DR. JONES' PICNIC. 83 CHAPTER XIV. Doctor Jones Commits Treason. As they met at the breakfast table next morning, they found the Count joyous and jubilant. Feodora had spent a comparatively comfortable night. At the regular hour, 3 o'clock, A. M., the stitching pains and cough recurred, but were so much less than usual, and lasted so much shorter a time that she was radiant with joy, and thanked Dr. Jones so sweetly that the good man was obliged to hem and cough and wipe his nose and eyes, and com plain of a slight cold which he had contracted. As for the nobleman himself, he declared that he was the happiest and soundest of all the Czar's subjects. 'I cannot understand this matter, Doctor," said he. "I have absolutely exhausted the medical science of Europe without the slightest benefit. Here you come from the United States, a new country, and supposed to be very much behind in all matters of science and letters, yet you have done for me and my daughter, as if by magic, what the accumulated science and knowledge of Europe have not been able to do at all. Is your science a mystic or esoteric affair, and are you tne only one in possession of the secret? "No, indeed, Count Icanovich. So far from my system being esoteric or exclusively my own, I have for many years taught and exemplified to the best of my ability the law by which I am governed in the selection of the rem edy. And there are a noble few in my country who are like children sitting in the market, crying, 'We have mourned unto you and ye would not mourn; we have piped unto you and ye would not dance.' By every possible means we have endeavored to induce the dominant school of medicine to investigate our claims, but they simply de ride and laugh us to scorn." "But surely, Doctor, they cannot deny the evidence of their own senses! If you cure that which they cannot, 84 DR. JONES' PICNIC. they certainly must heed you. Anything else is unthink able," exclaimed the Count. "My dear sir, hnman nature is past finding out in its ca pacity for stupidity and foolishness. God gives every man the power to choose good or evil, and no amount of evi dence can dispossess him of this elective franchise. Hence he is the arbiter of his own fate. Abraham said to Dives concerning his brethren, 'If they believe not Moses and the prophets, neither will they believe, though one arose from the dead/ Jesus Christ healed the sick, raised the dead, restored the lame, the halt, the blind, in the presence of priests, lawyers, and doctors, the scientists of those days; and they put him to death in precisely the same spirit that they expatriated Samuel Hahnemann for discovering and promulgating the only law of cure in God's universe. Human nature has not changed a particle since the days of Adam and Eve, and it never will be any more nor less than what it is now, except as it is regenerated through the Atonement/' "This is marvelously strange," said the Count musingly. "I do not remember to have heard of your system more than a few times in my life, and then but as something ridiculous or foolish. Cannot something be done to bring it before the public?" "So far as I know, Count Icanovich, there is not a school in Europe where the tenets of our system are taught. The dominant school of medicine has used its power, and legis lation effectually bars us out in every European country. Only in America have we colleges, and even there whatever privileges we enjoy are the results of deadly and uncom promising warfare. So you will understand the difficulties under which we labor." "It seems, then, that it is simply a matter of ignorance with the laity that your system has not become universally adopted," interposed Professor Gray. "And the 'Kegular School/ as they style themselves, is exceedingly active in keeping them thus ignorant." "That is the state of affairs exactly," cried Dr. Jones. "To illustrate the fact that we have a law of cure, while the so- called Regulars have nothing like it, a certain physician, a number of years ago, sent out twenty letters, ten to prom inent men of each school. He sent to each the ordinary DR. JONES' PICNIC. 85 price of a prescription, and represented himself as a pa tient. He detailed precisely the same symptoms to each. Now, if medicine is worthy of being called a science, why should there not have been an answer, and but one answer, as to the remedy indicated in this case?" "So I have said a thousand times," exclaimed the Count, excitedly. "And 1 can foretell the denouement so far as the Regular school is concerned: You received as many prescriptions that were totally unlike as there were men of that school who prescribed for you." "Right, you are, my lord!" shouted the Doctor. "But eight of them responded. No two of their prescriptions at all resembled each other, and the aggregate number of drugs prescribed by them was somewhere near seventy, if I remember correctly. If all these drugs had been put into a jug, the compound would have been a mass of incom- patibles that would have poisoned any miserable wretch who was fool enough to take it." "But how did the men of your school do, Doctor?" asked Professor Gray. "Did they do any better?" "Did they!" again shouted Dr. Jones, swelling and flush ing with pride. "Every one of them prescribed Lycopo- dium Pollen, which was the indicated remedy." "How many physicians of your school are there in Amer ica?" asked the Count. "Something like twelve thousand, I believe." "And would each of them have prescribed the remedy you mentioned?" "All worthy of the name would have done so." "And are not all worthy?" "I am forced to say no! not by a great many. Like every other representative system of truth, our greatest source of danger is from within. No chain is stronger than its weak est link, as has been said many times. The world judges us by our weaklings. Every good thing has its hordes of counterfeits." "Well," said the Count, "I am deeply interested in this matter. I must hear more of it, Doctor." "And I also am desirous of information upon this all im portant subject," added Professor Gray. The wind had veered around to the west-nor-west. It had materially abated in violence, but was still unfavorable 86 DR. JONES' PICNIC. for our navigators. And, in truth, the Doctor was not nearly so anxious to depart at this time as was Professor Gray. The good Doctor's mind was divided between a de sire to be off for the Arctics, and a professional interest in, and friendly solicitude for, the beautiful Feodora. Noth ing could exceed the delight with which he noted the mani fest curative power of the dose which he had given her. And he had pledged his word that he would not leave her until material improvement was apparent. So it was with a considerable degree of resignation that he saw the wind continue northerly. The matter stood about thus between him and Professor Gray: While Dr. Jones was really commander of the expe dition, yet fhe Professor represented the Government's in terests, and he kept a strict record of every day's occur rences. These must be subjected to the inspection of the proper authorities upon their return to Washington. The fact that Dr. Jones had interested himself in a sick girl in the heart of Russia, even though she was the only child of a Count who stood high with the Emperor of all the Russias, could not excuse him to his Government for holding in abeyance the mighty interests of the expedition upon which it had projected him. For two more days the northerly winds prevailed. Then came the hoped-for, yet dreaded, change. At six o'clock in the morning, the Professor rapped upon Dr. Jones' chamber door. "Come, Doctor," he cried. "Ho! for the North Pole. A glorious breeze from due South." The Doctor joined him in a few moments, and they walked into the park. The aluminum flag fluttered straight toward the north. The Doctor expressed his de light, but there tugged at his heart the thought of leaving the poor girl who clung to him for her life. But he did not dare to mention this fact to Professor Gray. He knew that no merely sentimental grounds would have any weight with that gentleman, and that he (the Professor) would hold him strictly accountable to the Government for any unnecessary delay. So, with a sigh, he announced to his party that they would sail as soon after breakfast as possible. The Count looked very much distressed, but said not a word. After DR. JONES' PICNIC. 87 breakfast the Doctor and Count repaired to Feodora's room. She had rested beautifully all night, and received them with a glad, smiling welcome. But when Dr. Jones announced that he must sail within two or three hours, her face became exceedingly sorrowful, and she said to him so gently and simply that it touched the hearts of the men more than tears could have ever done: "And do you know what goes with you in your beautiful Silver Cloud?" "I do not know that I do. What do you mean?" "My life." This unexpected reply caused the Doctor a terrible shock. "0 no! my dear young lady, you are doing splendidly. Just carry out my written instructions and you will do as well without me as you would with me." "Dr. Jones, I appreciate your situation, and know that you have no right to remain here for my sake, or anyone's else. I will not try to persuade you to stay; but I know that when you have gone, Hope will have accompanied you, and I shall certainly die." "My God! My God! Dr. Jones, I cannot endure this," groaned the Count, and great tears coursed down his cheeks. "Let me talk with you a few moments privately," said the Doctor. The Counl led the way to his office, and when they were seated the Doctor began: "Count Icanovich, I cannot leave you, and yet you see my situation. Professor Gray will not consent to an hour's unnecessary delay, and will hold me in strictest ac count to my Government." "Cannot he be brought to consent to remain a few weeks?" asked the Count anxiously. "Not all the gold in Russia would tempt him one mo ment," declared the Doctor emphatically. "But you must not go and take my darling's life with you!" cried the Count desperately. "Say 'shall not/ and you will hit it exactly," replied the little Doctor, winking shrewdly at the Count. "What do you mean?" "Have you no special power or authority in this sec tion?" 88 OR- JONES' PICNIC. "I have very great power if 1 choose to use it. Do I understand you to advise me to detain you by force?" The Doctor grinned, gave a little Frenchy shrug of the shoulders, and said: "It would be treason to my country to advise you to do so, sir; but if you permit us to go, surely you cannot blame me for going. I very much prefer to stay, but only absolute force can prevent my going." "I understand you perfectly, Doctor, and you need say no more," replied the Count, smiling grimly. "It had not occurred to me to treat my guests with such discourtesy; but you Americans have an adage, I have heard, or is it English? that a hint is as good as a kick. Well, you needn't kick me unless I let you go. Now go up to my daughter and cheer her up with the news that you are forcibly detained, and will not sail till she is cured/' Here the two men clasped hands, threw open their mouths to their widest extent, and laughed long and si lently. "But now run up to Feodora; she needs you badly, and I have some very important business to attend to." So the Doctor again ascended to Feodora's room. He found there his wife and Mattie, all three in tears. "Come, come, girls, wipe your eyes. Please leave me alone with Miss Feodora a few minutes. I will join you down stairs directly." "And now," said he, "cheer right up. We are not going to leave you until your father consents. I have made the arrangement with him, but it must not be known to any one else. You understand, do you not?" "I do, Doctor, 1 do," she cried; "and I promise to get well as soon as I can, so as not to detain you any longer than necessary. I shall get well! I shall get well!" and she pressed his hand to her lips in the ecstacy of her joy. "There, there," said he, a little sheepishly, withdrawing his hand, "go to sleep now, and come down to the drawing- room this afternoon." He had been in the drawing-room but a moment or so when the Professor and Will rushed in, each very excited. "Doctor!" cried Will, "what do you suppose the Count has done?" "I don't know, Fm sure. What's the matter?" DR. JONES' PICNIC. 89 "Well, by Jove, if he hasn't padlocked our cables, and very coolly informed us that we cannot sail until he gives us permission!'' "What can he possibly mean!" exclaimed the Doctor in well-assumed astonishment. "We must see about this matter. Where is he?" "We left him at the globe/' said the Professor. "I can not comprehend the meaning of this. Let us go at once and see him." "Surely he must be joking you/' said the Doctor, as they walked rapidly toward Silver Cloud. They found a group standing beneath the globe; and, as Will had said, every anchor and cable was heavily pad locked. Dr. Jones stepped briskly up to Count Icanovich and said with all the sharpness he could command: "What is the meaning of this, Sir Count? Why have you pad locked these cables?" "Evidently I could have but one object: to prevent your casting them off." "But why? What right have you to do so?" "Simply the right of might. But come," said he, look ing over the company, "let us talk this matter over to gether. Shall we return to the castle?" "Suppose we ascend to the cabin," said the Doctor. "There we can talk without interruption." So, two by two, they all ascended to the sitting-room of the cabin. The Doctor and Count were the first to go up. "I shall make a great demonstration of anger, and may talk pretty sharply, Count, but you will know my mean ing," said the former, as they landed in the engine-room. "I perfectly understand; act your part, Doctor." When they were all seated in the sittingroom, the Doctor immediately reiterated the question: "What is the meaning of this high-handed proceeding, Count Icanovich?" "It simply means that I cannot consent to let you go at present, Doctor Jones." "And do you really mean to detain us by force?" "I do, if necessary." "Will you kindly tell us your object, and by what au thority you dare to delay a United States' expedition? Do 90 I>R. JONAS' PICNIC. you not konw that our Government will demand heavy re prisals for this action upon your part?" "Allow me to answer your first question. When you landed among us a few days ago, you found us a despairing lot of invalids. We were simply waiting death as the only possible escape from our pains and distress. The change that you have brought about by your medical skill and knowledge is known to you all, and I need not dwell upon it. Our hearts are bursting with gratitude, and it pains me beyond measure to be thus obliged to use coercion; but my daughter's interests her life compel me to detain you. She declares that she cannot live if the Doctor leaves her, and I cannot and will not permit her only chance of recovery to thus fly away in the air. She is all I have on earth, and I swear that you shall stay until she consents to let you go." "But, Count Icanovich, do you not see how imposible it is for us to remain?" asked Professor Gray. "No; I only see how impossible it is for you to go/ 7 "But look at the vast amount of money that our Gov ernment has intrusted us with for an express purpose. Having accepted this trust, our first and only duty is to that Government. And I tell you that whoever dares to detain us will have a heavy account to settle with a great and powerful nation." "I perfectly appreciate all that, Professor Gray, and am ready to settle any indemnity that may be demanded of me. I tell you, one and all, that I count these things as but dross when compared with the life of my Feodora. She shall not die if any high-handed outrage that I can commit will prevent it. You have heard me." The voyagers looked at one another in dismay. Here was a predicament that no one could have foreseen. "How long is this delay likely to last?" asked Will. "Just as Jong as the interests of my daughter's healtn* demand it," returned the Count. The Doctor gave a hypocritical groan that would have made his fortune upon the stage. "How long will that be, Doctor?" asked Will. "Three months, at least," was the reply. The Professor duplicated the Doctor's groan with such emphasis that the party could not repress their smiles, and the two conspirators did not dare look at each other. DR. JONES' PICNIC. 91 "Well, Professor, we'll have to accept the inevitable," said Dr. Jones. "Let's go down again and continue our studies of Russian customs and habits." "Allow me to say, gentlemen, before we descend, that it is best that we should have a thorough understanding. I desire to treat you as my honored friends and guests, and to allow you every possible liberty and pleasure while here. Pledge me your word that you will not attempt to sail without my knowledge, or seek governmental interference, and all I have is at your command." "Before I accede to your proposition, I wish to put one question: If Dr. Jones will consent to remain, will you per mit the rest of the party to depart with the ship?" asked the Professor. "I shall be delighted if you can make any such arange- ment," quickly returned the Count. "What do you say, Doctor?" cried Professor Gray, turn ing to him. The Doctor pondered a moment or two, and then said: "It is very great to be the discoverer of the North Pole, but it is very much greater to save a human life. My wife and Mattie will remain with me, but the rest of you may depart immediately if you wish/' "As for me," said Denison, promptly, "I shall stay with Dr. Jones." Will and Fred looked at each other a moment, then Fred burst out: "Let's stick together. The North Pole will be there just the same a few months later, and I do not blame Count Icanovich for detaining the Doctor under the circum stances. To use a beautiful Americanism, we may as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb. In one, in all."* "I stand with the majority," said Will. "Well, gentlemen, I do not see but that I am in a hope less minority, and must accept the Count's terms," sighed the Professor. "But say, Doctor, let me suggest one more idea before settling the matter definitely. Are there not men in Russia who practice your system, and who could fill your place satisfactorily in this case?" "I presume there are, but I am unacquainted with them." 92 DR. JONES' PICNIC. "But, gentlemen, my daughter will accept no substitute. I suggested the same idea to her, but she would not listen to it. It is Dr. Jones or nobody with her. There is no al ternative. Dr. Jones must stay." This the Count said so decisively that further argument was mutually dropped as una vai ling. "Well, Sir Count, since fate is against our sailing until the recovery of the fair Feodora, I only hope her return to perfect health may be unprecedentedly rapid, and I hereby give you the required pledge." With this the Professor ex tended his hand to the Count. The latter seized it cor dially, then shook hands with each of the rest of the com pany, saying: "] am so glad that this unpleasant matter has been so easily and amicably adjusted. Let us go down now, and the only command that I put upon you is that you use my castle as your own, and that you come and go as you please/ 5 They all thanked the noble Count, and the whole party set out for the castle. When they reached the drawing-room the Professor dropped into a chair and said: "I used to be of the opinion that the stories of the enchanted castles, Sleeping Beauties and Beasts were all childish fiction and romance. But, as the darky said, 'Heah we is/ We have the castle, the Beauty, and the Beast. Though I must say of the Beast that he is a very amiable old fellow, after all, and I would do just as he is doing under the circumstances. This Beauty must be awakened, and Dr. Jones is the Prince of Physicians who can do it." "Thank you, Professor. And now, girls, take off your hats and cloaks," cried the Doctor. "We have concluded to stay with the Count a few months/* They looked at him to see if he were not joking. "What do you mean, Doctor?" asked his wife. "Did you say that we were to stay here a few months?" "Yes, my dear. The Count has persuaded me to remain until Feodora is so far recovered that we can safely leave her/' "Well now, I will tell you the truth; I am really glad to hear it." Then turning to the company, she proiidly said: DR. JONES' PICNIC. 98 "This is just like him. I am sure that he would not only give up the North Pole, but the whole earth to save a hu man life." "Come, come, sis," said the Doctor, blushing and con fused, "you make me feel silly. Scatter off, now, and make yourselves at home. We must make the Count glad to get rid of us." 94 DR - JONES' PIGNIO. CHAPTER XV. A Model Teacher and Ideal Student. The days and weeks flew swiftly by. The fame of the great air-ship spread far and wide, and thousands of visit ors came to inspect it and the wonderful voyagers. But what especially drew the people, and was talked of more than all else, was the marvelous skill of Dr. Jones as a healer. The beautiful Feodora improved from day to day, so that she daily drove with her devoted and constant com panions, Mrs. Jones and Mattie. She began to eat heartily, gamed flesh rapidly, and her cough had nearly left her. Roses of health assumed the place of hectic flush, and she was the talk and wonder of everyone who knew of her for mer hopeless condition. Many were the consultations held by Dr. Jones, with the grateful and goodnatured Count for interpreter. Money and honors poured in upon him, though he never made any sort of charge for advice or medicine. The bet ter class of patients invariably left upon the table one or more pieces of gold. "Maggie, do you know that I have no idea of what to do with all this money? If it keeps on this way, I shall be obliged to found a college and hospital when we get back to Washington. Wouldn't it be grand if I could break down the prejudices and legal barriers in this great coun try, and establish our school upon an even footing with the old school?" "The Count must have influence at court. I should think that he might be of great help to you," suggested Mrs. Jones. "That is a good thought, and I will have a talk with him upon the subject at the first opportunity." The Count, meantime, was closely 'watching the Doc tor's methods and the results. He was delighted to note that many chronic cases recovered under the treatment; DR. JONES' PICNIC. 95 and acute diseases yielded as if by magic to his all-powerful infinitesimal doses. ''This is something utterly incomprehensible," he said to the Doctor one evening, as the friends sat with him in his office, smoking and talking. "Your medicines are working wonders, and yet I cannot understand how it is possible for so minute a particle as is contained in one of your doses to act so potently and profoundly upon a great mass of blood, flesh, and bones, like the human body. That it does so is beyond question. I have watched you care fully, and am thoroughly converted to your system." "Wouldn't it be a glorious thing for Russia if this system of medicine could have at least an opportunity of being heard, and of exemplifying the fact that it is founded upon science, and that beside it there is no other?" cried Dr. Jones. "Suppose you had an opportunity, by what method would you prove this system to be what you claim for it?" asked Professor Gray. "By the only method that can satisfy the human mind practical experience and demonstration. Nothing else will do. Theory is all well enough, but if it cannot stand the test of experiment it is of no sort of use. There is not a crowned head nor potentate in Europe before whom I would not gladly and fearlessly put my system -to such test. Give me but a clear cut case one that has not been spoiled by massive dosage or surgery, and I am willing that the system shall stand or fall by the result." "That is perfectly fair, and I know, Doctor, that you would succeed," said the Count. "And I will say, further, that I am at your service to promulgate your system in Russia, I have influence at court, and I can put it to no better use than to help you present the system of medicine which you represent to those in a position to open our door to your school." "If you will do that, sir, I shall never regret our having been blown out of our course into Russia. If I can thus be instrumental in the salvation of countless thousands of God's suffering children, I shall feel that I have not lived in vain, whether I ever reach the North Pole or not. Do not think, Professor, that I have in any degree lost interest 96 DR. JONES' PICNIC. in our original enterprise. But, meantime, I must do what I can for humanity when opportunity occurs/' "You are doing that, Doctor, and I heartily, sympathize with you in your labors," answered the Professor. "I only insist that, when permitted by the fair Feodora, we sail im mediately for our destination." "That we will, Professor, and I promise not to enter into any arrangements that shall prevent our going as soon as possible," replied Dr. Jones. "Excuse me, gentlemen," interrupted the Count, "but I wish to ask the Doctor for information. As you know, I have had a considerable amount of experience with the reg ular school of medicine, and you also know that I was thor oughly disgusted with it when you came so opportunely. I have carefully observed your methods, Dr. Jones, and I notice this essential difference between the two schools: The old school physicians are exceedingly particular in their examinations and explorations. They seem extreme ly worried about naming the disease and knowing the exact condition of the diseased tissues, but they do not appear to be able to manage the practical part of the business cure. You, as a representative of the other system, do not lay so much stress upon these things, but do take cognizance of the symptoms in each case with surprising particularity. And I notice that you appear to base your prescription solely upon what you term the 'totality of symptoms/ How nearly am I right?" "Count, you have apprehended the exact condition of things. It is well enough to know all we can of the state of the organ or organs that we are treating; but suppose I spend hours examining a patient with all the appliances known to medicine, and have determined to a certainty the name of the disease with which my patient is afflicted, I am now no nearer knowing the remedy indicated in this case than I was before I made the examination. I must go back and take all the symptoms into account, both sub jective and objective before I can intelligently prescribe." I do not see, then, that it makes any difference whether you know all about the condition of the organs, or can name the disease or not," said Will. "Good boy, Will," smiled the Doctor. ".You're learning fast. It is an absolute fact that some of the best shots I ever DR. JONES' PICNIC. 97 made were where neither I, nor any living man, could make what we term the diagnosis that is, name the disease. I will give you a case in point: A good many years ago, when 1 was quite a young physician, there came into my office a man who desired me to go with him and see a sick babe. I found the most miserable looking three months' old child 1 had ever seen. Nothing could exceed the emaciation and puniness of the little creature, and the mother was carrying it about upon a pillow. For six weeks it had cried night and day, almost incessantly, except when under the influ ence of opiates. Five old school doctors had done what they could, and at last had declared that it could not live. They had not been able to establish the diagnosis, and so were at sea as to treatment. I sat beside it and studied the case as closely as possible for more than an hour. There was but one peculiarity or symptom upon which to base a prescription. It was this: It would lie a few moments ap parently asleep, then it would give a start and begin to scream with all its puny power. This would last one or two minutes, when it would as suddenly fall asleep again. This, they assured me, was the way it had performed all through its illness, except when opiated. Tains come and go sud denly.' That was all I had to go on. I could not locate the pains, nor by any possible means know what the cause of them was; but I did know, thank God, what was of infinitely greater importance: I knew the drug that had that particular symptom, and that was Belladonna. Into half a tumblerful of water I dropped five or six drops of the two hundredth dilution of that drug, and put a few drops of this medicated water into the poor little thing's mouth." Here the Doctor stopped, knocked the ashes from his pipe, arose and started as if to leave the room. "Hold on, Doctor," cried Fred; "I am very much inter ested in that baby. How did it come out on your Bella donna solution?" "0 yes! I should have said that it immediately went to sleep, and did not awaken for several hours. It never cried again, received no more medicine, and in a few weeks would have made a model picture for a patent baby food company. It only received the one little dose that I gave it." 7 98 DR. JONES' PICNIC. "I declare/' said the Count, laughing heartily, "that it sounds absurd beyond anything I ever heard in my life. Yet who has greater reason to know it to be absolutely true than myself. Go on, Doctor; I am prepared to believe anything you are pleased to 'tell us of your miraculous sys tem." "Before I go I think I will spin you one more story," said the Doctor, reseating himself. "This is what might be termed the reductio ad absurdum of prescribing merely for the disease by name, irrespective of symptomatology. I was called to see a poor Dutchman who was in the last stage of pulmonary consumption. He had just been brought home from a certain city, where he had been in a hospital for two or three months. "Well, Hans," I said, "how did they use you at the hos pital; they are very scientific there, you know, and must have done great things for you/ * "0 Doctor!" he groaned, "dondt speak aboudt dem fel lers. Dey vos de piggest lot of shackasses I ef er saw." "Why, Hans, I am surprised at you! What did they do that did not please you?" "Veil, I tells you. Ven I goes into dot hoshpital, dey examines mine lungs. Den dey puts me into a pedt mit a pig card hanging ofer mine hedt, und dere vos on dot card in pig letters, de vird, CONSUMPTION". I tink dey puts dot card dere to encourage me ven I looks at him. Und in a leedle pox py mine hedt, dey puts a pottle of medticine und say to me, 'You dakes a teaspoonful of dot efery dree hours/ So I do dot. It vos awful stuff but I sticks to him aboudt dree veeks. Den I can no more dake it. It makes me so seek to mine stummick dot I gan no more eat anyting. So I say to de steward von morning, 'I gan no more dake dot medticine. I must haf some oder kind/ Veil, sir, you should haf seen dot feller look at me. He lifts up his hands und says, 'I shoost adtmire you, Hans/ 'What for you adtmire me?' Tecause you vos de piggest kicker dot efer comes into dis hoshpital. Now look at yourself. You vos oxamined und put into de ped to which you pelong. Dere ish de card hanging ofer your hedt vot tells vot vos der matter mit you. Und den dere ish der medticine for consumption in de pottle py your hedt. Dot medticine is Doctor Smith's favorite prescription for dot DR. JONES' riCMC. 99 disease. Und mit all dot you kicks. Vot more do you want?' 'Veil/. I say, 'I gan no more dake dot medticine. It makes me awful seek.' 'Now, Hans, dondt be so un reasonable. You pelongs to dot ped, und whoefer goes into dot ped dakes dot medticine. Dondt you see?' 'But I dells you dot I. gan no more dake dot medticine. It vill kill me. If no oder medticine goes mit this ped, put me in some oder ped dot has a tifferent pottle, I cares not what it is.' But no, sir! dey keeps me in dot ped. So I spidts Doctor Smith's tarn stuff into de slop bowl, und comes home so quick as I gan." R- JONES' PICNIC. about to raise her to her former sitting posture. But Doc tor Jones said commandingly, "Let her alone! Do not touch her!" "But she is dying!" cried Count Icanovich. "No, my dear Count, she is sleeping beautifully. To awaken her now would be fatal. I wish all to leave the room but her nurse." Several moments later the Doctor followed them to the parlor. The Count was greatly agitated, and stepped up ta him immediately as he entered. "How is she now, Doctor?" "Sleeping as peacefully as a child." "And is it a natural, healthful sleep?" "Perfectly so." "Doctor, you have conquered my last prejudice. The modus operandi of the action of your infinitesimals I shall never comprehend. But that they do operate, im mediately, powerfully, and beneficently, I can no longer doubt. Now please let me see the vial from which you poured the wonderful drop that you gave Her Highness." The Doctor complied, and the Count held the tiny vial to the light and read the label, "Cinchona Officinalis, 30x.'* The Prince also took the vial into his hand, looked at it with curiosity, and made a remark to the Count. "His Highness suggests that this must be a poison of fearful power," said the Count to Dr. Jones. "Please say to him that it is not a poison in any sense of the word. I could swallow every drop of it with perfect impunity," replied Dr. Jones. Nothing could exceed the interest and curiosity of the two physicians. They looked at the vial and asked ques tions almost without number. The old familiar look of in credulity crept into their eyes when they came to an un derstanding of the immateriality of the dose. They were familiar with the dogma of "S'imilia similibus curanter," or "Like cures like," and repudiated it at once. But they said nothing of it to the Prince or Count at this time. The Count a^ain addressed Dr. Jones. "His Highness is lost in wonder at the magical effect of your medicine, and desires me to express his heart-felt gratitude and thanks." DR. JONES' PICNIC. 107 The Prince, with tears in his eyes, took the Doctor's hand, and said something to him in his own language. "He says that he can never repay you for what you have done to-night, and that you may command him for any thing in his power," interpreted the Count. "Say to him that I am more than repaid for anything that I have done. Let him give all the glory to God." After ascertaining that the Princess still slept quietly, the Doctor and Count retired for the remaining hours of the night. 108 DR. JONES' PICNIC. CHAPTER XVII. Farewell to Beauty and the Beast. The royal patient slept soundly until eight o'clock the following* morning, or six consecutive hours. This was so entirely new and different from anything she had experi enced for a very long time, that nothing could exceed her own and the astonishment of everyone who was acquaint ed with the facts. Long and painful had been her nights, sleepless and full of misery, unless under the influence of a narcotic. And, as we said before, she had reached a point where her system would endure no more of crude drugging. She always awoke unrefreshed and miserable from these unnatural, forced sleeps. So when she awoke this morn ing, refreshed and rested, her gratitude was boundless. Dr. Jones received her grateful expressions with the sim ple, modest dignity that is characteristic of the good and intelligent the world over. He made now a critical ex amination of the heart, and found it incurably affected. And there were complications of the digestive organs, etc., that we need not stop to mention. He acquainted the Prince with the conditions he had found, and showed him why she could not be cured. But he assured his royal patron, that she might be kept comfortable, and her life indefinitely prolonged by treating her case symptomati- cally as occasion should require. He remained at the castle several days. In two weeks the royal lady who had been devoted to immediate death l>y that school of medicine which arrogates unto itself the terms, "Liberal," "Regular," and "Scientific," walked in her garden! The effect upon the Count was past our powers of de scription. "Doctor Jones," he crie.d, "I am converted not only to your system, but to God! I realized, as I witnessed the astounding power of the infinitesimal dose in this re markable case, the wisdom and goodness of our Heavenly Dtt. JONES' P1CMC. 109 Father. And I now say to you, that I am devoted to your cause, and I shall never rest until your school of medicine shall have free course throughout all Russia. And you can rest assured that the Prince's influence, conjoined with my own, will have sufficient weight at court to break down all barriers and opposition to the propagandism of your blessed system of medicine. This shall be my life work, and I only wish that you were going to stay with me. But I will not urge that point, as I know that you are pledged to prosecute your effort to reach the North Pole. You will succeed in that enterprise, and the world will ring with your praise. But far grander than all this is your simple, sublime faith in God, and in the beautiful law by which you are guided in the selection of the remedy in the treatment of the sick. I am a far better man, physically, morally, and spiritually for having met you/' "If my visit to Russia shall effect the recognition of my school by your Government, I shall forever thank God for sending me here. This is probably the entering wedge that shall open Europe to us, and induce the inquiry and investigation that we crave. Let our system stand or fall upon its merits." And so the friends conversed and laid their plans for the introduction of the new medical system into Europe. The Prince also joined them in their plans, and his enthusiasm quite equaled that of the Count. Among other items, the two noble converts made arrangements to purchase a com plete stock of books and drugs. Dr. Jones daily taught them the art of "taking a case," as he called it; or the ex amination of a patient and writing down the symptoms. The three months had expired and Feodora's condition was far above the danger mark. She was beautiful, rosy, and blushing, romping about with Mattie, like a great school-girl. So now the morning of their departure was set. The news was heralded far and wide that the great air-ship would sail upon a certain day if the wind were favorable. The morning had arrived, the wind was blowing within a point or two of north, and every preparation had been made for hoisting anchors. A vast concourse of people had assembled to witness their departure. The many friends of the voyagers were present in force, and they HO DR. JONES' PICNIC. loaded them with presents, many of them very costly. Dr. Jones' practice had been lucrative beyond anything he had ever dreamed of. He found himself suddenly made a wealthy man. The gratitude of the people was boundless; and the simple-hearted man scarcely knew what to do with all the money that poured in upon him. So he caused a considerable portion of it to be distributed among the poor peasantry in the vicinity of the castle. He felt a great sense of sorrow as he looked upon the many faces that he had learned to love. But all was ready and he must away. "I have spent some of the happiest hours of my life with yourself and daughter, my dear Count, and truly hope to visit you again and enjoy your hospitality. Good-bye, and God bless you all." He had shaken hands with all those immediately about him, among whom were the Prince and Princess, and step ped with Mrs. Jones into the cage. It shot up to the en gine-room, the anchors and cables were cast off, and the splendid globe, so long bound in chains to the earth, arose majestically into the blue vault above. Loud and mighty were the cheers that followed them. Silver Cloud, as if impatient at the long delay in Eussia, rapidly ascended three thousand feet, and flew northward at tremendous speed. "Could deliverance have come to your house and mine more appropriately than from the skies, and in yonder sil ver chariot?" asked the Count of his two royal friends, while they stood watching the rapidly disappearing Silver Cloud. "The deliverance has not come to us alone, but to the suffering millions of Russia, Count Icanovich. And all through the faithfulness and earnestness of that modest, yet wonderful little man, Doctor Jones. But as he said over and over again, 'Let us give God all the glory/ " re plied the Prince. The company, meanwhile, though much regretting the parting with their new found friends, yet were exhil arated with the idea that they were again rapidly rush ing toward the object of their expedition. Their sup plies of food, fuel, clothing, etc., had been fully replen ished so far as was necessary, and nothing should now pre vent their reaching the Pole at an exceedingly early date. DK. JONES' PICNIC. m This they were the more anxious to do, as the season was getting well advanced, and they desired to be out of the Arctic region before winter should set in. This was not a matter of so much concern to them, however, as it had been to all previous explorers of these frigid regions. The navigators of Silver Cloud had no frozen seas nor icebergs to contend with, and could soar above all clouds and storms. And the matter of temperature was of little consequence to them; for, as Will had said, the cabin was so constructed that frost could never penetrate its beautiful aluminum walls. So they were jubilant and happy. Even Sing whom, by the way, we have shamefully neglected during the past three months joined in the general hilarity, and treated them to many Eussian dishes that he had picked up in the kitchen of the castle, where he had spent his time during their stay there. The wind continued all day from the south, so that by evening they sighted the city of Archangel away to their left. All night they sped at express train speed toward their destination. When they looked out in the morning from the balcony, the northern coast of Russia was indis tinctly seen in the southern horizon, and they were again floating over the floes and bergs of Arctic seas. "We have crossed the 70th degree of latitude/' said the Professor at breakfast. "We are heading directly for Franz Joseph Land. We should sight that island by noon at our present rate of speed." All expressed themselves as delighted at the marvelous performance of Silver Cloud, and Denison declared that he should never be contented to settle down to slow going terrestrial life again. "I move that we set out for the South Pole as soon as we get back to Washington," said he. "I second the motion!" cried Mattie. "I don't know whether women have the elective fran chise in this country or not," laughingly replied Dr. Jones. "At all events, let's get back to Washington before we plan any more expeditions. I do not doubt that the South Pole will be our next objective point." "Just imagine the American flag flying at the two poles of the earth!" cried Professor Gray. "What could be more .appropriate and grander! I believe Denison's motion to be 112 l^R. JONES' PICNIC. strictly in order. As to Mattie's second, I am for female suffrage, here and everywhere upon earth. Without it woman is but a slave, and can be but what her lord and master, man, permits her to be." "Hear! hear!" cried the ladies, clapping their hands. "What an old Bluebeard of a husband you have, haven't you r" said the Doctor to Mrs. Jones. "Oh! you are fishing for compliments/' she returned archl.y "But I tell you, sir, that I have my eye upon you. Did you all notice how the Princess, Feodora, and a lot more of those Eussian ladies cried over him when we were parting from them?" and she shook her finger at him from the lower end of the table, and tried so hard to look jealous and mad, and made so dismal a failure of it, that they all laughed heartily. And so they merrily chatted through the meal. The men then resorted to the smoking-room, and when all had lighted their cigars or pipes, Fred asked: "Which of the battles of the war of the great Kebellion do you consider to have been the hardest fought, Doctor Jones?" "Chickamauga is conceded by the majority of our his torians to have been the most savagely contested of the great battles of the war. Something near forty per cent of the men engaged were killed, wounded, or taken pris oner." "Were you in that battle, Doctor?" "I was." "I would be glad if you would tell us about it; that is, I mean, your own personal experiences." ' "Well," returned Dr. Jones, taking a look out of the window by which he sat, "we are spinning along at a rat tling gait toward Franz Joseph Land, and I don't know that we can do any better than tell war stories to pass away time. "I believe I told you that I was fifteen years old when I enlisted. The battle of Chicamauga occurred Sep tember 19, and 20, 1863, one year after my enlistment, so that I was a lad of sixteen at the time of the battle. You cannot presume that a boy would have seen much that would be of historical value, where all was horrible roar DR. JONES' PICNIC. 113 of musketry, booming of cannon, confusion, and blood curdling yells of charging battalions. "The morning of September 19, 1863, dawned upon us beautiful and bright. I shall never forget that lovely morning. Throughout the rank and file of our army there was a feeling that we were upon the eve of a great battle; but we did not dream that the armies of Bragg and Long- street had combined, and we were opposing from fifty-five thousand to seventy-five thousand men. But our confidence in our commander, General Eosecranz, was so great that we would have fought them just the same if we had known of the great odds against us. "Heavy skirmishing began quite early in the morning along the picket lines. This gradually swelled into the incessant roar of pitched battle. At about nine o'clock we were ordered to the front at a double-quick. We crossed a field, then into a wood where we met the fire of the enemy. Being a musician I was counted a noncombatant, and my duties during battle consisted in helping the wounded back to hastily extemporized hospitals. "So on we charged into the woods, already densely filled with smoke. Then the bullets flew swiftly about us, and men began falling along the line. I set to work helping the wounded to the rear. I had just been to the hospital with a poor fellow from my company, and hastened back to where I had last seen the regiment. They had made a flank movement to the left, but I, supposing that they had advanced and were driving the enemy like chaff before them, traveled straight on through the woods, and out into an open field. What a sight was there! Dead and wounded Confederates lay thickly strewn in every direction. I was really in what had just been the Confederate lines, and was in imminent peril of being shot or captured. "Several of the wounded spoke to me, '0 Yank! for God's sake, give me a drink of water.' I felt alarmed at my posi tion, but I could not resist the appeals of these poor fellows. So I gave water to many from the canteens that I found scattered about the field. I spread blankets for others who asked me; dragged some of them into the shade, for the sun was very hot. And so I spent a considerable time among them, doing such little offices as 1 could. For these 8 114 DR. JONES' PICNIC. services they were very grateful, some of them calling down the blessings of heaven upon my head. I have always been glad that I incurred this risk of life and liberty for these dying men. But at last I felt that I dared not stop longer, and started to retrace my steps to the woods, when I heard a terrible wailing and moaning a few yards to my right. I rushed to the spot and saw a poor Confededrate boy, about my own age, at the foot of a great poplar tree, in the midst of a brush heap, trying to spread his blanket. I did not at first see what the cause of his terrible outcry was. 'What is the matter, Johnnie?' I asked. He lifted his face to me, and I shall never forget the awful sight! A bullet had shot away the anterior part of each eye and the bridge of the nose, and in this sightless condition he was trying in the midst of the brush heap to spread his blanket and lie down to die! As he moved about upon his hands and knees the ends of the dry twigs, stiff and merciless as so many wires, would jag his bleeding and sightless eyeballs. I could not leave him in this condition, and so helped him from the brush heap to a smooth, shady place, spread his blanket for him, put a canteen of water by him, and then ran for the Union lines, not a moment too soon. "All day the battle raged with terrible fury until long after the shades of night had fallen. Indeed, the heaviest musketry I ever heard occurred some time after pitch dark ness had completely enveloped us. My supper that night was a very plain one. A piece of corn bread, or hoe cake, that I had abstracted from the haversack of a dead South erner, and a canteen of cold water constituted that simple meal. I really felt a sense of gratitude toward the poor Confederate, who had undoubtedly baked the corn bread that morning, little thinking that it was destined to be eaten by a miserable Yankee drummer boy. But such is the fate of war. " It had been very hot during the day, but the night was bitterly cold. There was a heavy frost that night, and un der a thick blanket upon the bare ground, I slept by fitful snatches. Let me tell you, friends, that the most terrible place upon earth is a battlefield at night. The groans of the wounded men and horses are awful beyond anything I ever heard. All night I could hear their heartrending cries, but in the pitch darkness could do nothing to help DR. JONES' PICNIC. 115 them. How many times I thought of my far away north ern home during that awful night. Should I live through the morrow? for the battle would certainly be resumed with the return of daylight. Should I ever see mother, brothers and sisters, home and friends again?" Here the Doctor sang softly and slowly part of the pa thetic old war song: "Comrades brave around me lying, Filled with thoughts of home and God; For well they know that on the morrow Some must sleep beneath the sod." The little party were deeply impressed, for the Doctor was a good story teller, and was himself much affected at this point. "The much longed for, yet dreaded, daylight dawned at last. It was Sunday morning. For some reason hostili ties were not immediately resumed. The sun rose in beauty and splendor, warming our chilled bones and blood in a way that was exceedingly grateful to us. For a little time all was so quiet and still that it only lacked the sweet tones of church bells, calling us to the house of God, to have made us forget that we were enemies, and have induced u to rest from our fearful, uncanny works for this holy Sab bath at least. But no! soon the battle was on again with greater vigor, if possible, than ever. Before noon our Hanks were completely routed; and, but for that magnifi cent man, the peer of any soldier of any nation or age, Gen eral George H. Thomas, it is doubtful whether I should be here now, telling my little story. While Rosecranz, whipped and beaten, fled to Chattanooga and telegraphed to Washington that everything was lost, and the Cumber land army a thing of the past, General Thomas, with a few thousand men, checked and held at bay this great Southern army, flushed with victory though it was. How the mighty host rolled and surged against this single army corps, but could not break nor beat them back. While Crittenden's and McCook's corps were completely routed and disorgan ized, Thomas with his 14th corps thus stood the brunt of battle, and saved the Army of the Cumberland from total annihilation. Well may we call him the Rock of Chicka- manga! 116 T>R. JONES' PICNIC. "My father was quartermaster-sergeant of the regiment and I saw him for the first time during the battle on Sun day morning. We were trudging along with the rout for it could not he called army that Sunday afternoon to ward Chattanooga. We knew that we had sustained defeat, hut we did not realize how desperate the situation was. A "brigadier-general was passing us, when a private rushed up to him and asked, '0 General! where is the 87th Indiana?' I think that was the regiment he mentioned. 'There is no 87th Indiana. All is lost! Get to Chattanooga!' he shouted ,and galloped toward the city, unattended by any of his staff. " 'Did you hear that, John V asked my father. " 'I did/ I replied. " 'Well, if you expect to ever see your mother again, you must do some good traveling now/ "As we had an intense desire to see her again we started down the road at a good pace. We distinctly heard the Confederate cavalrymen crying, 'Stop, you blankety blank ed Yankees!' But we felt that our business in Chattanooga demanded immediate attention, and we had no time to spare them. "Passing a certain place, I saw General Thomas standing upon the brow of Snodgrass Hill, or Horseshoe Ridge, field glass in hand, intently watching the movements of the troops. I distinctly remember his full-bearded, leonine face, and little did we know that the fate of the Cumber land Army, or possibly of the Nation, rested upon that single man that terrible Sunday afternoon. What a migh ty responsibility! But there he stood, a tower of strength, the Rock of Chickamauga indeed! With but a single line he repelled charge after charge of Longstreet's consoli dated ranks. ff And so we fought the most sanguinary battle of mod ern times, yet utterly bootless so far as immediate results were concerned. One hundred and thirty thousand men were engaged with a loss of nearly fifty thousand, or a lit tle less than forty per cent. This battle should never have been fought. Rosecranz here lost his military prestige that he had so splendidly won at Stone's River. Thomas alone achieved on this field immortal glory, and was the one great DR. JONES PICNIC. 117 hero of the occasion. The Confederates claimed it as a vic tory, but they should daily thereafter have asked a kind Providence to keep them from any more such victories. "The next day Thomas followed us into Chattanooga, and Bragg and Longstreet perched with their armies upon Lookout Mountain and Missionary Ridge. From these ele vations they watched us with Argus eyes. Our supplies were completely cut off and we were soon reduced to the point of star But here, you fellows are getting tired, and so am I. I will tell you about the siege of Chattanooga and battle of Missionary Bidge some other time." 118 DR. JONES' PICNIC. CHAPTER XVIII. Woman Locates the North Pole. Silver Cloud hastened on with the favoring gale from the balmy South. By noon the coast of Franz Joseph Land could be seen. They were now near the eightieth degree of latitude. During the afternoon they crossed that land of eternal winter. Monotonous mountains, hills, and plains of everlasting snow and ice wearied the eye, and caused a sense of seasickness and vertigo if looked upon too long. The Doctor had treated these symptoms in each as they occurred, and our friends had experienced but little of the inconvenience due to this cause that is suffered by most aeronauts. They had entirely lost their sense of in security and fear, and nothing could be more comfortable and pleasant than were the accomodations of the cabin of Silver Cloud, even in this exceedingly high latitude. And oh! those walks about the balcony of Silver Cloud! How invigorating and healthful! So vast were the proportions of the globe that there was no swaying, shaking, nor trembling ever perceptible. It was as if the splendid struc ture were a rock, and all the world a swift flying pano rama far beneath them. Very strange and weird was the sight of the sun, traveling in one continuous circuit but a few degrees above the horizon, never rising nor setting dur ing six months of the year. The atmosphere was particu larly clear and frosty, so that as they promenaded the bal cony, or sat in the observatory, they were obliged to don their beautiful sealskins, a complete outfit of which Count Icanovich had presented to each member of the company. All were exceedingly happy and jubilant. The wind con tinued very nearly as before, and within twenty-four hours, nothing preventing, they would stand at the coveted spot the North Pole. At dinner time Franz Joseph Land was far behind them, and they were sailing over the dark blue waters of the Arc- DR. JONES' PICNIC. 119 tic Ocean, more or less filled with great floes and icebergs, illustrating to the voyagers the terrible perils and hardships through which Arctic explorers had passed, and amidst which so many of them had died. "What wonder/' said the Professor, as he scanned the unnavigable seas with his glass, "that man has thus far utterly failed in his attempts to overcome these insuperable obstacles. Think of the cold, hunger, and awful wretched ness these poor fellows have suffered. And Doctor, see! Is not that a ship I see yonder? It is! It is!" cried the Professor excitedly, pointing to an object sailing in a bit of open sea, her nose pointing stubbornly toward the North. "We can hail them," cried the Doctor. The upper and lower traps of the air chamber were open ed, and Silver Cloud settled like a great roc toward the toiling little ship. They passed nearly directly over it, and at an altitude of but 300 feet. "Ship ahoy!" shouted the Doctor through a speaking trumpet. "Ahoy!" came from the vessel. "Where are you bound?" "North Pole!" "Sail due west twenty miles and you will find an open sea to the North. All closed ahead. Good luck to you! Good bye!" "Aye, aye, sir! Good-bye!" came cheerily from the quar terdeck of the little ship, and they had passed beyond hailing distance. "Poor, brave fellows," sighed the Doctor. "They have reached an amazingly high latitude," said the Professor. "They have crossed the 83rd parallel, very nearly as high as Nansen got with his expedition last year." "I declare that I am sorry for them, and really dislike to take the glory of the discovery from them. But we can not stop now, and it is utterly impossible for them to get there anyway." "They would have soon been shut in, and probably for ever as they were heading," observed Will. North and east, as they could distinctly see from their elevation of two thousand feet, far as the eye could reach, all was one vast field of huge piles of ice, exceedingly rough 120 DR - -TONES' PICNIC. and broken, with here and there towering spires that seem ed to reach up toward the globe like grizzly arms that would prevent them from penetrating the secrets of the north that had been held for untold centuries. As the Doctor had informed the captain of the ship, away to the west was a certain amount of open sea, but it was of limited extent, and the prospects of the poor fellows getting much farther looked more than doubtful. "And what is to become of them if they cannot get through?" asked Mrs. Jones. "I cannot tell," returned the Doctor, "but the chances are that they will be crushed in the ice." "0 dear, what a fate!" cried Mrs. Jones. "Can we do nothing for them?" "Nothing at all, my dear. They are beyond our reach, and it is not likely that they would desert their ship if we could offer to take them with us. Such men are not easily turned from their purpose." "All we can do then is to pray that God will preserve them, and permit them to return safely home," said the sympathetic little woman. "And let us ask Him that this favoring gale may con tinue a few hours longer," added Dr. Jones. There was no thought of retiring as the usual hour for doing so arrived. They all felt impressed with the thought that they were now looking upon scenes never before seen by mortal eye, and that they were very near the object of their journey. How their hearts warmed and palpitated with the thought! "We have crossed the 85th parallel," said the Professor, "and in six or seven hours will reach the Pole at this rate." "This is the Lord's doings, and it is marvelous in our eyes," quoted the Doctor with great fervency. Busy feet climbed and descended the spiral stairway many times that night, but could see nothing but a frozen sea in every direction. The wind blew from due south, and they were flying at tremendous speed directly toward the Pole as if drawn there by a great magnet. The cold was intense the thermometer registering more than 60 deg. below zero. But as we said before, no wind was ever felt aboard Silver Cloud, and it has been ascertained that DR. JONES' PICNIC. 121 man can endure almost any degree of cold if it be quiet and still. At midnight they all sat down to a good substantial sup per that had been prepared by Sing. The aroma of the coft'ee tilled the little dining-room, and was grateful to the senses. How merry and happy they were! And they ate and drank with appetites that were very complimentary to Sing's cooking, and the faithful Mongolian was well pleased to see the food thus disappearing. "There is no place like the Arctics for getting hungry and giving food a relish. 1 declare that I have not eaten so since a boy," exclaimed Denison. "1 really eat until I am ashamed of myself/ 1 said Mattie. "''Well, it agrees with you, Mattie," replied Denison. "Just look at her plump cheeks, and the beautiful roses upon them!" "Indeed, I never saw you look so well as you do now," said Mrs. Jones, looking at her admiringly. "And I am glad that I can return the compliment," replied Mattie. "J am of the opinion that a trip to the Arctics in Silver Cloud would cure any case of dispepsia in the world," said Dr. Jones. "What a wonderful stimulant coft'ee is," remarked the Professor, as he sipped a cup of that beverage. "I never realized that fact so much as when in the army," replied Dr. Jones. "After a long day's march we would get into camp so tired that we could scarcely move. We would start our camp-fires, and very soon after you could hear a musical clink, clink, clinking in every direction. It was the sound produced by the soldier boys, pounding their coffee fine in their tin cups with the butt of their bayonets. And the effect of a pint of that hot Government Java coffee was perfectly marvelous. It would almost instantly take the aching and tired feeling from the muscles, and we could have marched all night if necessary." "1 cannot realize that this is midnight," said Mattie, as they stood upon the balcony, well wrapped in furs, looking over the vast fields of ice and snow. "One would hardly know when to get up or go to bed in this wonderful coun try." 122 DR. JONES' PICNIC. The time rapidly passed; they reached the -86th, 87th, 88th, 89th degrees of latitude, and the strain upon their nerves grew to be tremendous. The Doctor and Professor could not rest anywhere but in the observatory, glasses in hand. Each was pale with excitement. "I believe that to be land ahead/' said the Doctor, point ing to a high elevation directly before them. The Professor looked at it earnestly a few moments and replied : "It is, Doctor, and we have settled the fact that the North Pole is situated upon an island. The open sea at the Pole is a myth, as I always believed it to be." The rest of the party was notified of the fact that land was near at hand, and that very shortly the North Pole would be reached. So they all assembled upon the balcony, except Sing. That individual could not be enthused upon so small a matter as the discovery of the North Pole; and after washing the supper dishes and cleaning up the kitch en and dining-room, retired as unconcernedly as if nothing unusual were at hand. Kapidly and unerringly as a dart flew the beautiful ship to the place of all places upon earth to our exultant voy agers. Nearer and nearer grew the elevation before them. "We are within less than half an hour of the Pole/' announced the Professor in a low constrained voice. "Glory be to God!" said Dr. Jones with great solemnity. "I never felt His presence more than at this moment. To Him be all the praise." "Amen!" responded every one of the little company. They were now passing over the island. They could see that it was several miles in diameter, and nearly circu lar in form. Almost exactly in the center arose a conical hill or mountain, about one thousand feet in altitude. " Upon the summit of that mount I am of the opinion we will find the North Pole," said Professor Gray. " And we are heading directly for it ! " cried Dr. Jones. " Just a few moments more, dear friends, and we shall have reached our journey's end. Now get ready to drop the anchor when Professor Gray gives the signal." Silver Cloud was lowered as they neared the mount. They were just over the summit at but fifty feet from the surface. The signal was given, the anchors dropped. At DR. JONES' PICNIC. 123 first they dragged upon the frozen snow, but soon the flukes caught in the crevices of the icy masses, and the great globe was securely anchored at the North Pole! They instantly prepared to descend in the cage. The cold was terrible, so much so that they could not have en dured it at all but for provisions that Dr. Jones had made for this very event. Besides their splendid silk-lined and padded sealskin suits, he had brought a large number of Japanese fireboxes. The punks in these were lighted, and when all were very hot they were wrapped in flannels and distributed about their persons inside their sealskins. With this arrangement, Jack Frost's chances of nipping their persons were very slim indeed. The thermometer registered seventy degrees below zero. Having taken every possible precaution, the Doctor and Professor descended. Their feelings cannot be described as they stepped upon the solidly frozen surface, and realized that they were the first human beings who had thus stood upon the summit of the earth! After looking about a few- moments, Professor Gray said: "We must settle the globe to the earth, and from the observatory I can make observations that will locate the Pole exactly." This was accordingly done. From the observatory with a sextant he made an observation every six hours, making allowance for the declination of tHe sun, meantime. This was an exceedingly delicate problem, but the Professor was fully equal to it. At the end of twenty-four hours he and the Doctor again donned their furs, stepped over the rail ing of the balcony and walked out upon the snow. The rest of the party had amused themselves while awaiting the Professor's observations by setting up little mounds of ice, upon what they guessed to be the spot where the learned Professor would declare the geographical pole to be. His .mind, meantime, was too engrossed with the momentous business in hand to pay the least attention to their frivoli ties; and, utterly unmindful of the fur-clad figures that stood scattered about, each by its respective ice mound, he measured a certain number of lengths of a sharp point ed steel rod which he carried in his hand, directly to Mrs. Jones, and with a side swipe of his foot he swept aside her 124 DR. JONES* PICNIC. pile of ice lumps, raised the steel rod in both hands and drove it down with all his force just where the ice mound had stood, and cried with all his power in a fur-muffled voice, "The North Pole!" And Mrs. Jones jumped up and down as nimbly as her load of furs and fireboxes would permit,, banged her great seakskin mittens together, and cried, "Goody! Goody! I guessed it! I am the discoverer of the North Pole! I always knew that a woman would be the first one there!" DR; JONES' PICNIC. 125 CHAPTEK XIX. The Planting of the Flagstaff. The whole of the party now shouted Sing always ex- cepted. That individual was strictly attending to his busi ness in the kitchen during the excitement. They ran or waddled, for they moved with difficulty, loaded as they were to the spot where the two men and Mrs. Jones were standing. They gathered in a circle about the steel rod that marked the exact spot for which the boldest navigators and explorers have longed, and striven, and died by thous ands during many decades of the past. The Doctor broke out in his sonorous voice, the rest immediately joining him in the familiar doxology, "Old Hundred," " Praise God from whom all blessings flow/' When they had finished, at a signal from the Doctor, they all kneeled upon the icy pavement, and he offered up a fervent prayer of praise and thanksgiving for the pres ervation of their lives, and for the wonderful success that had attended their enterprise. Then in unison they repeat ed the Lord's prayer. And what could be more appropriate? The echoes first awakened in this ultra-frigid region by the human voice were praises' to God in song and prayer. The ends of the earth had bowed the knee to the Father Almighty, and it seemed to the little band to be the beginning of the good time foretold, when the glory of God shall cover the earth as the waters do the face of the deep. "Now let us see what Sing lias for breakfast, lunch, or whatever meal it may be. I have been so interested in our work the last few hours that I have paid no attention to time," said Dr. Jones. A few moments later they were seated about their din ing table, and no happier company could be found in Christendom that day. 126 DR. JONES' PICNIC. ''Did anyone note the time that we arrived here?" asked Will. "At 7 o'clock, 45 min., 20 sec., August 6, 19 , we lo cated the North Pole, and planted our steel rod as marker thereof," replied Professor Gray. "What is the next thing on the program, Doctor?" asked Denison. "We will immediately set about planting our aluminum flagstaff. We are liable to a terrible storm at any moment, and might be driven away before we had accomplished that important ceremony. It would possibly be months before we should encounter so favorable a gale again. Let us not rest until we have finished all we came to do, then away for home." "It is all very well to say Tlant the flagstaff'; but how on earth can we possibly set up a 300 foot metal pole at this extremity of the earth, without derrick, blocks and tackles, or any machinery whatever?" returned Denison. "I'll show you a Yankee trick in a short time/' cried Dr. Jones. They hurried through the meal and prepared again to go out into the terribly cold atmosphere. The fireboxes were again lighted and distributed about their clothing as be fore. All then went out and assembled again about the rod. "I must get through this crust of ice and see what depth of snow there is below," said the Doctor. With the sharp-pointed steel rod he picked and worked several minutes, but made very little progress in the flinty ice. "Get a hammer, Denison," said he. The tool being procured, they hammered upon the upper end of the rod, and drilled as miners do in rock. After some time of this work the Doctor said: "This will never do. We have evidently a great thick ness of ice to go through, possibly more than we can ever penetrate. We can do no work in these fur suits, and we should instantly freeze if we took them off. We must set tle the globe upon this spot, then we shall be within the cabin and can throw off our coats and go to work. We have a big job on hand. Let's pull the ship over at once." The wind had subsided to a nearly dead calm, and it was remarkable how all nature seemed to be auspicious to the DR. JONES PICNIC. 127 occasion. She had been forced to yield up her secrets, fast locked and frozen by the chill hand of Jack Frost so many centuries, and now seemed disposed to surrender them with a, good grace. The globe was raised a few feet from the earth. Two of the anchors were carried to the opposite side of the Pole, and Will turned on the spring windlasses. Thus they easily drew the ship to the disired spot, and it was slowly settled down so that the ''manhole/' as they called the hole in the floor through which the cage operat ed, came directly over the steel rod, the rod standing pre cisely in the center of the manhole. "Now, my hearties, furs off!" cried the energetic little Doctor. He doffed his own suit hurriedly, pulled on a pair of woolen gloves in lieu of the sealskin ones, pulled the steel rod out and laid it aside, grasped an axe and began chopping into the ice with all his might. The ice chips flew about the engine-room in a shower. He was soon obliged to stop for breath. Will shoveled the loosened ice out, then seized the axe and worked for a short time with the same spirit that animated the Doctor. And so by turns they kept the axe and shovel flying, making very rapid progress. They soon were too deep to use long- handled tools, and resorted to mallet and chisel, and a short-handled hand axe. Slowly and more slowly pro gressed the work as the shaft grew deeper. Finally the head of the man in the shaft disappeared below the surface, being now nearly seven feet deep. "We shall have to devise some plan for hoisting before long," said Dr. Jones. "Can't we use the windlass?" suggested Denison. "So we can!" cried the Doctor. "The steel springs for ever! Will never did a better thing than when he invented the spring power windlass. We may have to go twenty- five or thirty feet. But we will hoist by hand for awhile yet." They had reached the depth of between eight and nine feet, when Will, who was in the hole, shouted, "Hurrah! I've broken through !" and he tossed up a handful of snow. "Good boy!" cried the Doctor. "Now try with the rod and see if there be another layer of ice within reach." The rod, which was six feet long, was easily passed its full length into the underlying snow. 1>R. JONES' PICNIC. "All right!" said Dr. Jones. "The flagstaff will settle sufficiently deep to hold it there forever. Fire up, Will. I want to rise forty or fifty feet above this hole." This was accomplished in a very few minutes. "Now let us get the foot of the mast precisely over that hole. I mean to let it drop from this height, and its weight will sink it 25 or 30 feet into the snow. That, with 9 feet of ice, will hold it for centuries. We will fill the space in the ice shaft about the foot of the mast with the ice chips that we have taken out, ram them down good and solid, then pour water in. This will instantly freeze, and all the gales that ever howled can never blow down the finest flagstaff that ever stood upon the face of the earth." The plumb-line was lowered and cables tautened here and slackened there until the butt of the great mast stood precisely over the shaft. The spiral stair had been so con structed that it nowhere touched the mast. At its en trance into, and exit from the globe, heavy collars con nected the mast with the ship. These were removed, and a heavy trap door, upon which the foot of the flagstaff rested, was its only support. A massive bolt alone held the trap in place. Will and the Professor were by the ice shaft, watching the plumb-line. At a signal, the Doctor struck the bolt a heavy blow with a sledge, the trap fell, and the beautiful mast shot like a flash of lightning down through the frosty atmosphere, entered the ice hole pre cisely in the center, and sank to the depth of 35 feet into the snow, which, added to the 9 feet of ice, made a footing of 44 feet for the towering flagstaff. The globe was again settled to the foot of the mast, the ice chips filled in and rammed solidly, the water poured about it, and their work was completed. The ingenuity displayed by the Doctor upon this occasion showed him to be a born leader of men, and the little band of associates so acknowledged to him upon the spot. Dr. Jones shut off their effusive demon strations as quickly as possible. He did not appear to be possessed of any degree of love of praise; on the contrary, it always embarrassed and made him uncomfortable. "And now let us eat again," said Dr. Jones. "We must get away from here before we sleep." DR. JONES' PICNIC. 129 So they sat down to a hearty dinner,, all tired and very hungry. But the coffee and smoking food immediately reinvigorated them, and they arose from the table anxious to complete their work and be off for home. "Shall we rest a few hours, or go on with our celebra tion, and immediately sail for home or wherever the wind may carry us?" asked Dr. Jones. "0, let us go on by all means! plenty of time for rest and sleep," was the unanimous decision. "All right," he replied. "That suits me perfectly. This good weather will not last long. The Arctics are subject to fearful and sudden storms, and we must be ready to go at any instant. Whatever we are to do, let us do quickly." "I think we should have a patriotic piece or two at the foot of the mast, and then our North Pole March. I have had in my mind that it would be fine to raise the globe up ten feet or so, and beneath it we will have our concert." "But how can we sing with our mouths all wrapped up in furs? We shall instantly freeze if we expose our faces to the cold. See, the thermometer now marks nearly 70 degrees below zero." It was Mattie who put this poser. "I will tell you the only thing we can do," said Will. "We have an abundance of coal oil. We will set all the pots, pans, and kettles aboard ship in a circle around the mast at a sufficient distance from it for our purpose. We will fill these dishes with coal oil, set fire to them, and within this charmed circle you may sing to your hearts' content." "Aye, aye, Will!" cried Dr. Jones. "You've struck it!" The globe was adjusted, the vessels of oil set in place, the oil instantly congealed, but Will had taken the pre caution to place into each vessel several wicks. He lighted these ends, and in a little while the temperature in the circle rose very perceptibly. The organ was then brought down and placed by the mast. They threw back their hoodfc and sang America with deep solemnity and feeling. When they had finished, Professor Gray said: "I now propose that we have a speech from Doctor Jones. But first, three cheers for the projector of this glorious enterprise and discoverer of the North Pole. Hip, hip, hurrah !" 130 DR. JONES' PICNIC. These cheers were given with all possible zest and en thusiasm. "Friends and fellow citizens," began the Doctor, smiling good-naturedly upon them, "I sincerely thank you for your expressions of good will. I did not suppose that I was on the program for a speech. My heart is too full for utter ance when I contemplate the fact that we now actually stand, safe, sound, and comfortable, at that spot so long sought by the bravest men of all civilized lands. That the world will receive us with open arms, and will heap honors and riches upon us, I do not for a moment doubt. But all this will do us no good, on the contrary, much harm, if we allow ourselves to become puffed up thereby, and cease to give to God all the glory and honor. As for my self, I am only proud of this achievement by so much as it shall prove a blessing to mankind. I believe that true happiness is found alone in working for others. Selfish ness is the direct source of all the unhappiness upon earth, and is the chief or only difference between a devil and an angel. But I see that our fires are fast burning low, and I must hasten. "So by right of discovery, I claim this island for our great republic, the United States of America; and its name shall be, owing to its position upon the top of the earth, Summit Island!" This speech was received with great applause. Fred then struck up on the organ the music of the North Pole March. The company began to circle about the mast, keeping step to the inspiring notes and singing the four parts. By the time this music was ended the fires were nearly burned down and the temperature within the circle lowered rapidly. The vessels were hastily gathered up and all entered the cabin. As they were about to hoist the anchors, Professor Gray said : "I am not perfectly satisfied as to the location of our pole being exactly correct. And, to tell you the truth, it has been demonstrated that the Pole is not a fixed, un changeable spot, but really swings about in a circle, varying from six to thirty feet in diameter, just as the upper end of the stem of a spinning top does when it begins to run down or lose its momentum. Now T am positive that our DR. JONES' PICNIC. 131 flagstaff stands within this circle. But I would like, by another very satisfactory experiment, to verify the one wo have already made. It will require another twenty-four hours/' "By all means, Professor," answered Dr. Jones, "do so. Let us do everything possible to establish the fact that we are scientifically correct in our location of the Pole. What would you have us do now?" "I will explain what I intend doing, and then we will understand and we can work intelligently together. I wish to photograph the stars directly above our heads. If we were here during the winter season, when the sun was below the horizon, we could see the stars distinctly with the unassisted eye. But from March .21st to September 21st we cannot do that because of continuous daylight. Now you are probably aware that looking up from the bottom of a deep well or shaft in the daytime, the stars are visible, even in the sunlight. And that is what I purpose doing." "Well, and where is your shaft that you intend looking up through?" inquired Dr. Jones. The Professor significantly laid his hand upon the zinc tube which enveloped the flagstaff. "0 ho!" cried the Doctor, "why did not I think of that?" We should have explained before that the spiral stairs ran up between two zinc tubes, the one six feet in dia meter, and the other two feet in diameter. The latter sur rounded the mast, and after the globe should rise from the flagstaff this tube would indeed be a shaft two hundred feet in depth, or two hundred and ten feet, for it extended to the top of the roof of the observatory. Accordingly, the burners were lighted, the globe arose until the ball of the mast was just below the level of the floor of the engineroom. Upon looking through the tube after all light had been excluded from the engine-room, a bright star could be seen shining down upon them with resplendent brilliancy. "Now, Will," cried Professor Gray, "I wish you could go up and lower a plumb-line from the exact center of the fop of the shaft. I want to see if our tube stands perpen dicularly. If.it does, and the plumb-line points straight through the center of it to yonder star, then we are at the exact spot we seek." 132 I>R. JONES' PICNIC. The line was lowered, and after a little adjustment of the cables, the lower end of the plumb-line passed through the exact center of the tube. The Professor ran his eye up the line and smiled with satisfaction. "Look at it, Doctor," he said. "Well, that is wonderful!" cried Dr. Jones. "Look at it Fred, Denison. The line runs precisely in alignment with the star." "And now," said Professor Gray, after all had verified this last statement, "let's not lose a moment's time. Get your camera out. We want a twenty-four hours' exposure through our shaft, and photograph that star. If we be exactly at the Pole, it will describe a perfect circle upon the sensitive plate. If we are not so located, the line upon the plate will form an elipse." The camera was set as suggested by the Professor, and then the party retired for the night. We say "night," but the reader will constantly bear in mind that this term is not used with reference to daylight or darkness, simply to the clock, or time of day. There was an absolute, dead calm during the following twenty-four hours after Will had set the camera. Nature was so extraordinarily kind to Dr. Jones during the time that we almost tremble for our reputation for veracity as we record the last-mentioned fact. Any swaying of the globe by the wind would have effectually prevented any thing like a good negative being made. But the globe re mained in the exact position, the atmosphere in the hot air chamber being kept up sufficiently so that a steady strain was maintained upon the four cables. At the end of the time mentioned the Professor examined the negative with a magnifying glass, and pronounced the test perfectly sat isfactory. The globe was lowered down the mast for the last time. Denison and Will ran out and loosened the anchors Slowly the ship then glided up the beautiful mast. The flag, which had been wrapped about the small upper end of the staff to prevent injury being done it while passing through the tube, was shaken out at the moment it left the floor of the engine-room. Its fastenings to the peak had been made doubly secure, and it was tenderly manip ulated through the final opening by loving hands. The DR. JONES' PICNIC. 133 whole company involuntarily shouted at the inspiring sight. The ship was lowered as it moved away, and the patriotic voyagers were treated to a side view of the most beautiful, thrilling sight upon earth the American flag flying at the North Pole at the peak of the loftiest flag staff ever erected! Well might their hearts swell with pride and their voices break forth in songs of triumph and praise. The Star Spangled Banner! Emblem of Liberty! How exquisitely meet that it should be thus planted for ever at the summit of the earth, a terror to tyrants, and a neverfailing beacon of Light and Freedom to all people of the world! The Professor pointed out certain conformations of the mountain's summit, and said: "This island is of volcanic formation, and this mountain an extinct volcano. Yonder flagstaff stands upon the center of a crater that has been filled with many centuries of ice and snow. At some future time I hope to return prepared to penetrate this coat of mail and determine, if possible, whether Summit Island has ever been the habitat of any form of life, animal or vegetable." Professor Gray had made such observations by the aid of instruments as should be of interest to science. This he did while the others were sinking the ice shaft, and during the time of the photographing of the star. They were straining their eyes from the observatory to catch the last glimpse of "Old Glory," when a sudden storm gathered about the island, and it was shut out from view. They involuntarily cast their eyes up to its former place, and they realized that Silver Cloud had been dis mantled of her chief beauty and glory. "This will never do," exclaimed Dr. Jones. "Silver Cloud is like a bird of paradise with its tail feathers a-11 plucked. We must replace that pole and flag as soon as we return to Washington." "It seems like a cruelty to leave them in such a fearful place," said Mrs. Jones. "Think of the awful storms that will gather and howl around them for ages." "They will outlast them all, praise God!" replied the Doctor. "As a 'Government of the people, for the people, and by the people shall not perish from the earth/ so shall our flag and staff defv all the Arctic storms that ever blew." 134 DR - JONES' PICNIC. Then they descended to the cabin. "1 think it is about time to see which way we are head ing/' said the Professor. "We are pointing straight for Alaska, as nearly as I can judge," he said a few moments larei. All retired but Dr. Jones. He said that he really pre ferred to sit and rest awhile before going to bed. So he sat for several hours, looking occasionally at the barometer, thermometer, etc. Toward morning he called Denison to "take the helm/' as he jocosely termed it. DR. JONES' PICNIC. 135 CHAPTER XX. Battle of Missionary Kidge and Lookout Mountain. Will had not neglected to take numerous photographs of Summit Island, the flag and staff; and with his kodak he had stepped outside the circle and taken a "shot" at them as they circled about the mast, protected from cruel Jack Frost by a wall of fire, as they awakened the echoes in these hyperborean regions in the lively strains of North Pole March. He exhibited this photograph to them on the following day, and all were delighted with it. "Oh, I wish you would give me several of these, Mr. Marsh !" cried Mattie. "I wish to give them to my friends." "You shall have all you want of them, Maittie, upon just one condition/' he answered. "And what is that?" "Don't call me Mr. Harsh again on this trip. No for malities shoaild be allowed among the Children of the Skies." 'Agreed, Mist Will/' replied Maittie, gaily. "You may put me down for one dozen on those terms." "Well, won't they be a sensation, when we show them in Washington?" said Will, viewing the picture critically. "I really think I will make it the subject of an oil paint ing." "And I want that painting at any price, if you will ever sell it," cried the Doctor. "I will paint one for each of the company except Sing. That apathetic heathen would not care half so much for it as he would for a highly colored chromo." "Don't be so hard upon poor Sing. I am sure that he would be just delighted with one of those paintings," said Mattie. "Call him in and let's see. If there is a particle of the aesthetic about him, I have failed thus far to see it," de clared Will. 136 D R- JONES* PICNIC. So Mattie called Sing from the kitchen. He looked so neat in his white apron and cap that Will began to fear that he had slandered the poor fellow. He was shown the photograph, and Mattie said: "You sabe that picture, Sing?" "Yes, me sabe." "'What is it?" Sing grinned a moment as he looked slyly around upon, the company, and answered: "Allee samee makee foolee lound flagpole." All roared with laughter. "That is about what we did, and no mistake," said the Doctor, wiping his eyes. "Well, Sing," said Mattie, looking her very pleasantest at the wily Mongolian, "I have called you in to prove that you heap likee pretty thngs. Now, you would likee a pretty oil painting, big picture, allee samee that?" point ing to the photograph. Sing's face was a picture of indifference, and he said, "Me no care." "What! not care for beautiful oil painting?" cried Mat- tie, desperately, seeing Will's eyes twinkling with fun and triumph. "Well, there is something in the world that you think pretty, isn't there Sing?" "0, yes!" promptly replied Sing, his face breaking out in smiles, "me tinkee Miss Mattie heap pletty. Me heap likee Miss Mattie." This open avowal of admiration was more than Mattie had bargained for, and she blushed furiously. The whole party clapped their hands and laughed, while Will fell upon the floor and rolled about in an ecstacy of fun and laughter. "Didn't I tell you, Mattie, that he was an incorrigible case?" cried Will, as he assumed a sitting posture on the floor. "And do you mean to say that Sing has no taste at all, simply because he admires me?" said Mattie very severely. "0, no! Mattie. I really admire Sing's taste, and ac knowledge that I have shamefully abused the poor fellow," said Will, rising to his feet. "But the way he turned the tables on you and made you blush is the best fun I have seen on the trip." DR. JONES' PICNIC. 137 And so they indulged in light hearted conversation, mu sic, reading, painting, chess, etc., as they sped over the frozen seas, homeward bound. Toward evening a strong north wind set in and the Professor declared that they were heading straight for the mouth of the Mackenzie River. "In two or three days we shall be in the United States if this gale continues/' said the Professor. "We are trav eling at tremendous speed nearly sixty miles an hour." "I only hope that it continues, for I do not doubt that the friends have long since given us up as dead," replied Dr. Jones. "We have been gone now nearly four months, arid have had no opportunity to communicate with them since we left. What a glorious time it will be when we get back and tell them how easily and comfortably we accomplished our object." And so they enjoyed many an hour in anticipation of their reception by friends who were mourning them as lost forever. And they were assured of hearty expressions of admiration from a generous public. And the Govern ment would make proper acknowledgments. "Doctor," said Fred in the evening after dinner, "I wish you would tell us about the siege of Chattanooga, and Battle of Missionary Ridge and Lookout Mountain." "All right," returned the Doctor. "If agreeable to all, I don't mind spinning a war yarn. Let me see; I left off at our entrance into Chattanooga. Well, Bragg's army was sitting upon the surrounding hills and mountains, watching us with eagle eyes. They cut off our lines of communication and supplies, and we soon began to feel the pangs of hunger. I saw stalwart men upon their hands and knees in the mud hunting for grains of corn that had rattled from the army wagons into the road. I saw horses in a battery adjoining my regiment gnaw nearly through great oak trees in the torments of hunger. And when they were fed their miserable pittance of corn, guards were necessary to keep the gaunt, hungry men from steal ing it from the perishing brutes. "Desertions became exceedingly frequent; so much so that nearly every roll-call noted one or more missing from each regiment. What with sickness, deaths, and deser tions, our ranks were becoming rapidly decimated. A 138 I>R- JONES' PICNIC. cf two captured deserters in one of his regiments. His offer was accepted, and a morning or two later the whole army was notified to witness the exe cution of these deserters. Such extremities had not been resorted to for simply running away home (for they had not attempted to desert to the enemy), and we could not believe that they would be shot. But we did not know Phil Sheridan. "Who could have dreamed on that morning that this trim little man, who sat his horse like a centaur as he watched with critical eye the carrying out of the horrible details of this double execution, was soon to take rank among the greatest generals in the world's history? "At the appointed time we gathered informally in a great mass in an open plain south of the town. The brigade to which the doomed men belonged was formed into the three sides of a hollow square, two ranks, open order. Two graves were dug in the fourth side of the square, and there the execution was to occur. Soon were heard the unearthly wailings of Dead March in Saul, play ed by a brass band. Behind the band were two coffins in a hearse, draped in black. Following these walked the condemned men, surrounded by guards with fixed bay onets. The firing party brought up the rear of the pro cession. They marched slowly around the three sides of the square between the silent ranks, finally reaching the graves and upon the edge of each was set its respective coffin. The two men were marched up beside the coffins, and who can imagine their feelings as they thus looked down into their deep, cold graves, where they were to lie a few moments later, until the trump of God should resur rect their dishonored dust to stand before his dread tri bunal! One would have thought that under these awful circumstances they surely would have cried to God for mercy! One of them did; and kneeling near his coffin the poor wretch received the last rites of the church of Rome. But the other scornfully refused the consolations of re ligion in any form, and cried out a few moments later, as he sat blindfolded upon his coffin and heard the ominous clicking of the cocking of the muskets that he knew were DR. JONES' PICNIC. 139 aimed at him, 'Boys, take me there!' Accompanying these words he tore open the bosom of his shirt, exposed his bare breast, and a moment later each fell upon his face to the ground a corpse! Thus ended the most tragical event 1 ever witnessed. "And so the weary siege dragged on. We made a night descent upon the enemy in boats. They were encamped upon the river a few miles below Chattanooga, where they effectually cut off our communications with Bridgeport. We attacked them in the blackness of a very dark night, and completely routed them. This opened up communi cations with our base of supplies, and our rations were greatly increased from that time on. "On the morning of November 23d, a little before noon, the 3d division of the 4th Army corps, the one to which T belonged, was ordered into the open plain that lay be tween us and Missionary Ridge. Here we deployed into line of battle. Sheridan's division followed and formed on our right. The eleventh corps, commanded by General 0. 0. Howard, massed in the rear. Then followed the 3d division of the 14th corps, General Baird in command, while the 1st division of the same corps, under General Johnston, stood at arms in the rear of the center in the intrenchments. "From their aerie upon the surrounding hills the Con federates complacently viewed the magnificent pageant, mistaking it for a grand review. So secure were they in their apparently impregnable positions that we carried Orchard Knob and captured nearly the whole picket line before they realized that we were not dress parading. And so, under the immediate eye of General Grant, who stood upon I^ort Wood, a very commanding position, from which he could see every man of us, we carried two miles of the enemy's first line of defense. Probably a more inspiring sight was never seen by mortal eye. Upon us were the eyes of a whole city, many of our own comrades, and tens of thousands of brave and vigilant enemies. "So we rested upon Orchard Knob that night, having taken thus the initiative in the great battle of Missionary Kidge and Lookout Mountain. That night was a busy one all along the lines of both armies. Mystic signs were written upon the skies all night by the signal corps of each 140 DR - JONES' PICNIC. army. Hooker upon the right was preparing to assault Lookout Mt. We of the center spent the night strength ening our line of breastworks upon Orchard Knob. Sher man, on the left, succeeded in crossing the Tennessee River before morning in small boats with two divisions of hia army, the remaining two divisions crossing early in the day upon a hastily constructed bridge. "And the Confederates were equally active. All night long their signal torches were working upon the moun tain and hilltops. The Southern commander. General Bragg, evidently considered Lookout Mountain impregna ble, and withdrew many troops from that point, concen trating them upon his extreme right, in anticipation of Sherman's attack. ''Lookout was enveloped in dense fog the first part of the following day, which enabled Hooker to dispose of his troops from that point as he desired, preparatory for at tack, with little or no opposition. At eleven o'clock the fog began to lift, the attack commenced, and to us below was unveiled one of the grandest, most soul-stirring exhibi tion of courage and love of country ever witnessed! Thou sands of blue-coated boys pressed their way up the steep slopes of this mighty mountain, in spite of the desperate resistance of a foe well worthy of their steel. "Well might we below raise a great shout of exultation and sympathy. The guns of Wood and adjacent forts thundered out salvos of praise and encouragement. On they went, step by step, until far into the night, and achieved that victory that immortalized every man of them. The following morning we beheld 'Old Glory' proudly waving from the great bar ren rock, Point Lookout, and it seemed as if we should burst the very skies with the shout that went up from thou sands of loyal throats. "While Hooker and his boys were thus making one of the most glorious pages of history, Sherman had com pleted preparations for an assault upon Bragg's right wing. Nearly all day on the 25th, the third day of the battle, Sherman vainly endeavored to turn the enemy's right flank. They were strongly entrenched, and hurled the Union forces down the slopes of Missionary Ridge time after time, though the assaults were made with the utmost courage and determination. Grant, Thomas, and Sheri- DR. JONES' PICNIC. 141 dan, from Orchard Knob, watched these desperate efforts upon the part of Sherman. He was sent all the reenforce- inents that could operate, and Baird's division was return ed because there was not room for them to participate. "All day long we of the center of this great battle line had stood at arms, watching the grand spectacular move ments of the two wings, expecting momentarily to be or dered forward. The sun was getting well down the west ern slope when we received the signal from Fort Wood to charge the lower line of works at the foot of Missionary Kidge. This we did easily, but the cross-fire from the sec ond line midway up the Ridge was so galling that the posi tion was untenable. One of two things must be done: retreat or carry the Ridge. The first alternative I do not think occurred to anyone, for they leaped the breastworks, and in spite of the enemy's utmost endeavors and natural obstructions, the second line in a few moments was ours. But not a moment did they stop, and in an incredibly short time the Ridge was carried, the captured artillery wheeled about and was pouring shot and shell into the fleeing ranks of the enemy! "As the visitor now stands and contemplates the accliv ities, and considers what it meant to charge such a foe so well fortified, if he be a Bible student, he will be reminded of the case of the Edomites. They were the direct descend ants of Esau, and inhabited Mount Seir. This mount is an immense pile of rock in the southern part of Palestine. Here the Edomites dug out their homes in the solid rock, and so fortified themselves that they were the Gibraltar of ancient times. From these mountain fastnesses they made predatory incursions upon their neighbors, and for ages easily repelled all efforts at reprisal. And so they came intolerably insolent, and feared neither God nor man. But one day Jeremiah prophesied of them: 'Thy terrible- ness hath deceived thee, and the pride of thine heart, thou that dwellest in the cleft of the rock, and boldest the height of the hill! Though thou shouldst make thy nest as high as the eagle, I will bring thee down from thence, eaith the Lord/ "He is but an indifferent reader of history who does not see the hand of Almighty God displayed upon the side of Liberty and Union throughout all this tremendous war. 142 I>R. .TONES' PICNIC. Even so great a man as W. E. Gladstone, the 'Grand Old Man' of England, said that the eighteen millions of the North could not subdue the eleven millions of the South. But he did not know that the edict had gone forth from the court of Heaven that these who arrogantly held the height of the hill must come down from thence. And so we fought and won this grandest battle of the war and perhaps of the world." Here the Doctor paused and looked around upon his audience. He had worked himself into a fine glow as these splendid reminiscences passed before his mind. To his horror he found his hearers fast asleep, except the Pro fessor, and his eyes were winking and blinking suspiciously. "Well, if you are not an interested lot of fellows!" cried Dr. Jones. Fred roused at this juncture and said: "Gro on, Doctor. That is the most thrilling story I ever heard." "Do you really think so?" asked the Doctor very sar castically. "0 yes! Doctor, I assure vou that I heard every word of it." "And what was I just talking about?" "Um ah yes, I remember. It was where the two deserters were sitting on their coffins and were just about to be shot. I want to hear that out," and Fred looked the picture of anxiety and interestedness. "Dp you, though!" snorted Dr. Jones. "If I served you right, I would drop you through the manhole, just to wake you up." DR. JONES' PICNIC. 143 CHAPTER XXI. Things Material and Spiritual. The wind continued all night as last noted, and Silver Cloud, without a tremor or swaying motion of any kind, was scurrying across the barren wastes of the Arctics at marvelous speed. At noon upon the second day from the Pole, Professor Gray took an observation, and an nounced that they then were at latitude 68 deg., 20 min., longitude 120 deg. 16 min., West Greenwich. "We are about crossing the Arctic circle. We are just above the barren grounds north of Great Bear Lake," said the Professor. "Shortly after breakfast to-morrow morn ing we will cross the northern boundary of the United States at our present speed/ 5 "What great body of water is that I see ahead?" asked Denison a little later. "That is Great Bear Lake," replied Professor Gray. "See how the vegetation begins to show up." The weather was superb, and the lake lay calm and smooth beneath them as a mirror. While they were tear ing through the skies at express train speed, their elevation being a little over 3,000 feet, they could plainly see through their glasses that small birch trees and evergreens upon the banks were nearly motionless. "Now you see an illustration of my theory," cried the delighted Doctor. "Here are we in a gale; below, scarcely a breath of air is stirring. It did not work in Russia, and we were obliged to anchor. But I shall regard that as a providential affair and shall stick to my theory. I would not for anything have failed to plant the good seed which we left there. Great good will come of it, and it may be the commencement of a general recognition throughout all Europe of God's great law of cure. If so, I shall count that as of infinitely greater importance than the location of the North Pole." 144 * JONES' PICNIC. The wind veered to the northwest toward evening, and a consultation of the map showed that they were heading precisely as they wished to. On the following morning, they crossed what the Professor informed them was the Lake of the Woods. "Before noon we shall be well into Northern Minne sota. We are peculiarly favored upon this trip. It is very doubtful whether we would encounter so many favor able gales in any number of future trips/' "We are not home yet, Professor, and we may have an opportunity to test the Doctor's theory as to air currents," said Will. Soon after breakfast a further change in the wind oc curred, and they found themselves going due east. They watched through their glasses the foliage below, but could eee no difference in the direction of the lower atmospheric stratum. "We will go as we look for a time," said the Doctor. "What do I see yonder!" cried Denison. " A train of passenger cars, sure as you live! That must be the Ca nadian Pacific." "It is," replied Professor Gray. "And away to the south, you see Lake Superior. We are passing along its northern coast." "Don't those little settlements look beautiful!" said Mrs. Jones. "See the little white church yonder with its tiny spire! It just seems to me as if I should like to stop and attend service in that pretty little church." "See the people rushing out to look at us!" observed Dr. Jones. "Suppose we lower to within a few hundred feet of them, and give them a good sight at the ship." Accordingly Silver Cloud settled rapidly as it neared the little town. They crossed the village at a height of about 500 feet. They could see that the people were terribly frightened. Some were lying upon the ground as if dead; others were upon their knees with their hands stretched toward the globe that glistened like a star in the sunlight. Many were rushing screaming into their houses. A few could be seen fleeing from town, afoot or horseback, at the top of their speed. DR. JONES' PICNIG. 145 "Don't be alarmed, good people," shouted Dr. Jones. "Wj are only aeronauts who have been to the North Pole. Good-bye ! v "I won't do that again/' said he. "Some of those people may die from the effects of this fright. But here we are again for home/' Silver Cloud had again mounted skyward and encoun tered a splendid breeze from the north. A few moments later the blue, crystal waters of Lake Superior were un dulating beneath them. "Just see the shipping!" ejaculated Denison. "I sailed to the upper end of this great lake to Duluth, twenty-five years ago. Then but few steamers came up so far, and not many sailing vessels except those in the iron and copper trade. Now see them in every direction! I am aston ished at the amount of traffic on these lakes." Only those who have been away from their native land, and especially if their travels have extended over the bar ren wastes of the extreme north, can fully appreciate the immortal Scott: "Breathes there a man with soul so dead Who never to himself hath said; 'This is my own, my native land!' 5 ' They traveled so rapidly over Upper Michigan that by evening they were across the strait of Mackinaw. Then the wind lulled to a ten-mile breeze and veered a point or two easterly. The great pine forests below were a cheerful contrast to the illimitable fields of ice and snow and uncul- tivable lands which they had so lately traversed. The farms and villages grew thicker every hour and their twinkling lights were pleasant sights to the voyagers as the night came on. After dinner, all being tired from a long day of sight seeing, they gathered in the little smoking-room for their usual evening chat. For some reason, this time the con versation took a turn not unusual among creatures who have to do with two worlds, the spiritual and material. "I would like to ask you, Dr. Jones," said the Professor, "if you ever encountered, or had any experience with what you were positive was supernatural?" 146 DR. -TONES' PICNIC. "I have," answered the Doctor. "Well, Doctor, I confess that I never saw or heard any thing in my life that could not be explained upon natural principles. It is not that I am especially skeptical, but my life has been spent in the study of things material, and the laws that govern them. So it may be that I have not been in a state of mind to apprehend spiritual phenomena, as I might otherwise have done. However that may be, I am very desirous of hearing a relation of your experiences on that line." "There is nothing, Professor Gray/' replied Dr. Jones, "that I am more positive of than that we are constantly surrounded by, and in actual contact with, spiritual forces. And further, that if we were but in a receptive condition, or were in the attitude toward God that we should be, we might, like Elisha's servant, see the hosts of the Lord camping upon the hills round about us. But my individ ual belief would be of no value if not based upon experi ence. "The first thing I ever saw that I recognized as purely spiritual in its character was at the deathbed of a four year old boy. I was myself at this time but twelve years old, but I received an impression that I can never forget. I was standing at the foot of his little bed, his father and mother and three or four brothers and sisters were ranged along the sides and by his head. He was gasping in the last struggle with the grim monster, when he suddenly threw his hands toward the ceiling and cried out in a clear, strong voice, '0 papa! see there P His little face that had been so distorted with suffering lightened up with the glory of the better world. His arms gradually sank to his side, and he was dead. But that heavenly smile remained upon his face long after death. One may explain away this glory-burst through the eyes of a dying child, calling it hallucination of a fevered or diseased brain if they will, but to me it was a revelation of spirit land. "A few years ago I was permitted again to get a glimpse of the pearly gates, and this time it was the hand of a sweet little girl who lifted aside the veil for her sorrowing friends and myself. She was in the last extremity with diphther itic croup. Her face was bloated and blue-black with suf focation. Her eyes were nearly bursting from their sock- DR. JONES' PICNIC. 147 ets, glassy and staring; and her face, always so sweet and beautiful, was now distorted so that her mother could not endure the sight, and cried in her agony, 'My God! is this my little Bertha? I cannot believe it!' Bertha, in her ex piring effort for breath, had raised upon her knees in bed, when suddenly, as in the other case, she raised her hands, her face illumined with the 'light that is not seen upon sea or land/ and she said in a strong, clear whisper for her vocal cords were so involved in the diphtheritic membranes that her voice was gone completely '0 mamma! I see Jesus!' The ecstasy lasted a moment or so, and then I laid her back upon the pillow dead! Here again is an opportunity for the agnostic to cavil and reject such evi dence. But of one thing you may be sure: If he derives as much pleasure from his unbelief as I do in believing, then he is a very happy man. "And now I will relate what to me was still more start ling and wonderful on the line of spiritual evidence or ex perience. I practiced medicine a few years in the Sierra Mountains, California. I was called one afternoon to see a patient in a mining camp some twelve or fifteen miles away. I rode a faithful, sure-footed little mare, and chose a short cut over a dangerous mountain trail. I had a deep canon to cross, and was coming down into it on my return, when night set in. It became so dark that I could not see the trail, but fully trusted my little mare. I dropped the reins upon her neck and let her choose her own way and gait. We were on the most dangerous part of the trail, where it was not more than twelve or fifteen inches wide, and upon my left hand was a black chasm, some fifty or seventy-five feet deep. I was singing a hymn as uncon cernedly as I ever did in my life, when suddenly something R- JONES' PICNIC. cles almost threatened their destruction. They shook hands with as many as climbed up within reach, not a few of whom were ladies. "Upon my word, girls, I don't know but they will eat us up/' said the Doctor to his wife and Mattie, who sat beside him in the leading landau. But all things earthly have an end, and the party fin ally landed at the entrance of the hotel. Here the press was tremendous, and it was with extreme difficulty that they at last reached the parlor, where the mayor and many distinguished citizens awaited them. "I fear you have had a rough passage through our streets," said the mayor. "I give you my word, sir, that we have been in more danger during the last half hour than in all the balance of our voyage," replied Dr. Jones. "You have stirred the world, and turned it upside down, and you will have to stand the consequences of your unprecedented popularity. It is so refreshing to see a man do the impossible with the nonchalance and ease that you have displayed that you must not complain if we nearly kill you with the best intentions in the world. But I promise that we will endeavor to make it as easy for you as possible, while with us/ 5 "I have lived all my life in New York, but I am sure that I never saw our city so excited as it is to-night," said another gentleman. "Just listen to them! Come out upon the balcony and look at them." As they stepped out and looked up and down Broad way, far as they could see the great thoroughfare was filled with people. The voyagers were instantly recog nized, and such a roar as went up from that vast multi tude! It continued until the mayor stepped forward and raised his hand to command silence. "Speak to them a few words, Doctor, and send them home," said he. The Doctor stepped forward and cried at the top of his powerful voice 1 "Friends and fellow countrymen. Of course, I expected you would be glad to see a party who travel in so splendid a chariot as the great aluminum ship. And I take it for granted that you are all aware that Silver Cloud, as we l>lt. JONES* PICNIC. 1^3 have named the globe, carried us to the North Pole and back safely and pleasantly. And to-night, as we stand in the great metropolis of the Western hemisphere, there flies from the most splendid flagstaff upon earth, located precisely at the northern extremity of the earth's axis, the Flag of our Union! (At this point, the patriotic en thusiasm of the hearers could not be restrained, and for several minutes the Doctor stood and awaited the subsi dence of the cheerinp.) But I have a proposition to make you. The Mayor desires that you all retire now to your homes, and I promise you that to-morrow night we will tell you all about our trip, and show you how we planted the flagstaff at the North Pole. I bid you all good night." "That was good, Doctor, -and I think that now they will disperse quite satisfied," said the mayor. "You are the city's guests, remember, and we are extremely desirous of rendering you every possible honor and pleasure. I do not doubt that you are all fatigued with so much excite ment and sightseeing as you have been through to-day, and we will let you retire. Good-night." 164 I>K. JONES' PICNIC. CHAPTER XXIII. The World at the Feet of Doctor Jones. The following morning our friends were up be-timea and were soon engaged in the busiest day of their lives. The wind was still unfavorable for their passage to Wash ington, and they abandoned themselves to the numerous duties that pressed upon them, and hospitalities of the friendly Gothamites. Messages almost innumerable and visitors by thousands poured in upon them. Mrs. Jones, Mattie, and Denison acted as secretaries for Dr. Jones, while Will and Fred performed the same office for Professor Gray. Reporters by scores beseigcd them at all hours. The Doctor disposed of these importunate visi tors by appointing an hour when he met them in a body in a private room, and there answered their numerous questions. At three o'clock P. M. the- mayor called, and through a private exit the whole party was led to car riages, and shown a considerable portion of the better part of the city. They drove to the globe and found it surrounded by thousands of admirers. Silver Cloud proudly floated above them, gently oscillating in the breeze, slightly bowing to the right and left, as if com placently acknowledging the admiration and praises o its visitors. The carriages were driven as near as possible to the globe. Will and Denison worked their way to the cage and ascended to the cabin. The vast throng watched this proceeding with intense interest, and made the wel kin ring with their shouts as the two men safely entered the manhole. They examined the thermometer, trimmed the burners that were necessary to be kept alight, wound up the motor springs, and then descended with a rapid ity that caused the spectators to hold their breaths. After several hours' driving, during which time the mayor pointed out many objects of interest, they were driven to their hotel and left to rest and prepare for the DR. JONES' PICNIC. 165 evening's entertainment. They had been informed that the largest building in the city had been engaged, and the whole party of Arctic explorers were earnestly re quested to meet the public that evening in said building. This they consented to do. There was not the slightest snobbishness about Dr. Jones, or it certainly would have manifested itself now when the world was at his feet. But the little man was as kind and unaffectedly friendly now as ever in his life. He was a close student of human na ture too, and thoroughly understood that they were fully capable of crying "Hosannah!" to-day, and "Crucify him! crucify him!" to-morrow. Human nature is not different from what it was thousands of years ago. It is no better and no worse. Unregenerate man is out of harmony with his Maker; and being possessed of a finite mind, he can never be right, do right,, nor keep right until he places himself unreservedly into God's hands. "Just as I am, without one plea, But that thy blood was shed for me, And that thou bidst me come to thee, Lamb of God! I come." "When I would do good, evil is ever present with me," was St. Paul's experience. It is yours and it is mine, gentle reader. There is no escape from it, except through the blood of Christ. Then shall we commit all our ways unto Him, and shall never be moved. This is the one great cause of man's inconstancy. He is constantly seek ing after that which shall satisfy the cravings of his never riving soul, but refuses the light which God gives him. lie sips from every cup of worldly pleasure, and madly rushes after the sensation of the hour, be it good or bad. One after tho other, they pall upon hie wearied senses, and he dashes them from his lips in disgust. Happy alone is he who listens to that Voice, 'Come unto Me, and I will give you rest/ That evening, before many thousands of people, our friends did what they could to please them. They sang as they never had done in their lives. It is unnecessary to >av that their efforts were received with tremendous 166 EH- JONES' PICNIC. rounds of encores by the delighted host. The music was interspersed with appropriate speeches from the mayor and other civic dignitaries. They all spoke in unlimited terms of praise of the man who had conceived the idea of the aluminum globe, and who had had the courage of his convictions. He had added undying glory to the land that bore him, and now that land delighted to honor him by every means within her power, etc. The Doctor and Professor each spoke at some length. giving the history of the expedition and the importance of it to the scientific world. The Doctor told them of the planting of the aluminum flagstaff in terse, graphic language, and concluded by saying: "And now friends, we will conclude the evening's per formance by giving you an exact representation of how we marched about the flagstaff and sang Professor Marsh's composition, 'The North Pole March/ You must imagine the thermometer sixty or more degrees below zero in order to appreciate the scene." A fair representation of the foot of the flagstaff had been improvised, and the stage was made to look like a field of snow and ice. In a circle about the pole were set vessels of burning oil. "Within this circle the friends marched to the beautiful music that Fred played upon the aluminum organ (for even that instrument had been brought by Denison and Will from the globe, that the scene might lack nothing in realism.) And so real was the scene as they marched in their sealskin suits poor Sing among them, though he could not sing and so inspiring was the music, that the vast assemblage sat still as death, every sense strained to the highest tension, that they might not lose a movement nor note. When they finished, the shout that went up was a tremendous lungburst that was simply deafening. Men, women, and children jumped upon their feet, waved their handkerchiefs, and screamed and shouted them selves hoarse. Nor would they cease until the lights had all been turned low, and they realized that the Children of the Skies would appear no more that night. They had improved the opportunity while the multitude thus en cored to make their escape in their carriages to the hotel. DR. JONES' PICNIC. 167 "I don't know, Doctor, but you will be responsible for many cases of lunacy among our people," said the mayor. "I never saw them so utterly carried a^vay as they were with your company and the globe. All you have to do is to take to the stage and you can bankrupt the nation." After a quiet supper with a select party of notables of the city, our friends were permitted to retire for the night. "I am anxious to get on to Washington. This is very pleasant, but 1 much prefer the cabin of Silver Cloud, with you, my dear friends, to all this hustling, cramming, and jambing. The people are kind as they can be, and are doing everything for our comfort and pleasure, but I never could endure being crowded. Give me plenty of elbow room or give me death!" cried Dr. Jones. "Who would have thought that our march about the pole would make such a sensation!" said Mrs. Jones. "Your North Pole March will make your fortune, Fred. You should immediately copyright and publish it. You could sell thousands of copies to-morrow." "All right, Mrs. Jones; I will profit by your suggestion," answered Fred, gayly. "Dear old Silver Cloud is making us all famous and rich. Strike while the iron's hot; 7 'Make hay while the sun shines;' etc. My next attempt will be the Silver Cloud Waltz. This is the tide in my affairs, and I must be thrifty enough to take it at its flood." On the following morning after breakfast it was observ ed that the wind was from the nor-nor-east, or nearly ex actly toward their destination. "Shall we sail to-day, or accept further hospitalities of New York?" asked Dr. Jones of the company. The un animous decision was that they sail immediately. The mayor was telephoned that they would sail within one or two hours, the wind being favorable. A few mo ments later that gentleman appeared in the parlor where they were sitting and said hastily: "My dear Doctor, we cannot let you go to-day. We have a splendid program laid out for you, and our people will be greatly disappointed if you do not stop at least another day. Besides, great excursions by steamers and 168 I>B. JONES' PICNIC. rail are expected to-morrow. We cannot let you oft* for two or three days yet." "My dear sir, nothing would give me greater pleasure than to remain as long as you desire. But my commands are peremptory from Washington to report there at the earliest practicable moment. So I really have no option in the matter, and must sail this very morning," replied Dr. Jones. " Such being the case, Doctor, I am too good a citizen to urge you to disobey orders. We will say no more about it, but thank you for the pleasure you have given us, and wish you f Bon Voyage.' " " You may do better than that, sir. We should be ex ceedingly pleased to have you and your family accompany us to Washington. We can promise you the sensation and pleasure of your lifetime," returned the Doctor. " O do come, sir! " cried Mrs. Jones. " Bring your fam ily and give them the greatest treat this world affords." " I will consult them, immediate^. But I fear that they are poor sailors, and can hardly be persuaded to venture a trip in an air-ship." " I will see that they do not suffer from seasickness," said the Doctor. " Prevail upon them to come if possible, for I know you will never regret it. Now shall we re main here, or meet you at the globe? " " Remain here, please, and I will return with all possi ble expedition." A half hour later he returned with his wife and two daughters, the latter being stylish, lovely girls of about Mattie's age. All three were in a state of more or less nervousness and trepidation at the idea of a sail through the sky, and yet they could not resist the desire to go. "O Mrs. Jones! Miss Bronson! don't you feel awfully frightened away up there, thousands of feet from the earth?" asked one of the girls. " Not the least bit! " replied Mrs. Jones. " So far from that, will you believe me, I feel better and fully as safe in the cabin of our Silver Cloud, five thousand feet from the earth, as I do in this parlor." "Do you hear that, mamma?" cried the elder girl, <'And what an appropriate, beautiful name Silver Cloud. DR. JONES' PIGNIO. 169 Well, I am determined to be a good sailor, and enjoy this trip as I never did anything in my life." U I will meet you within an hour at the ship," said the mayor. "I must attend to some business before I can go/' and he hurried away. An hour later they were all standing upon the balcony of Silver Cloud, excepting Will and Denison. They were standing by the spring motors to hoist and stow the an chors The news had spread that the great globe was about to sail, and people were rushing by thousands to witness its departure. The signal was given, and Silver Cloud arose so majestically and beautifully above the great city that the people roared like another Niagara at the transcend- ently glorious spectacle! It rose to the height of eight hundred feet, and moved rapidly toward the southwest. They maintained this comparatively low altitude on ac count of their visitors manifesting symptoms of extreme terror, especially the young ladies. But Mrs. Jones and Mat tie soothed and petted them, and assured them so positively of their perfect safety that by degrees they be came quiet, and in a short time were enjoying the scen ery, and watching through their glasses the main objects of interest. "Mrs. Jones," said the mayor's wife, "I do not wonder that you prefer the cabin of this ship to the parlor of our grandest city hotel. This is the most inspiring scene I ever witnessed, and one that I should never grow tired of. How cool and pure this atmosphere is! I am sure that nothing could add to the beauty of the scenery or your splendid ship." "0 madam! but you should have seen Silver Cloud be fore we robbed her of her chief ornament, the flagstaff. That was her glory, as a fine head of hair is a woman's," replied Dr. Jones, who had overheard the lady's remark. "I shall never be satisfied until we have replaced it." The ship, meantime, was hastening at a forty mile gait toward the Capital. The trip was one long thrill of ex citement and pleasure to the visitors. The Doctor had settled all symptoms of nausea with his well-selected rem edies, and nothing more could be desired to add to their pleasure and comfort. 170 E>R- JONES' PICNIC. At the hour of noon they sat down to lunch. They ate but little, the excitement having more or less destroyed their appetites. But they sat a considerable time at the table and talked animatedly upon various topics; princi pally, though, of the ship and their voyage to and from the Pole. The ladies could not sufficiently admire and praise the beauty, cleanliness, and comfort of the cabin. Fred was seated beside Grace, the younger of the sis ters, and they were discussing music. She praised his North Pole March in unstinted terms, until he blushed to the ears with delight. She and her elder sister, Rose, were musicians of a high order, and had graduated at the leading musical conservatories of America. They had be sides spent several years in Europe in the pursuit of knowledge in that line. Fred asked Grace to promenade the balcony with him. She immediately accepted the proposition, and they were soon oblivious to the world in the discussion of their favorite theme music. No doubt the inspiring scene below and all about them drew out all the finer sentiments of their beings. And what could two handsome, heartwhole, sentimental young beings do but fall "Not over the balustrade !" no! but into love! The whole company now came out upon the balcony, and they slowly promenaded about the four sides of the cabin. We cannot describe the witchery and beauty of the fast-flying panorama below. Our pen falters, and the picture must be left to the imagination of the reader. The mayor was very familiar with the topography of the country, and pointed out the various rivers, mountain ranges, cities, towns, etc. About three o'clock the capitol buildings, Washington monument, and other tall struct ures about the city hove in sight. They were immediately Been, for the great guns in all the forts about the city fired thundering salutes. "They are loaded to the muzzle for us, Doctor," said Professor Gray. "It appears so," he replied. "I only wish it was all over with." DR. JONES' PICNIC. 171 "What park is that?" he asked a few moments later, pointing to one that lay directly in their course. The Professor mentioned its name, and thought it a very con venient place for anchorage. Accordingly, Silver Cloud swooped down upon it with a velocity that fairly took away the breath of the mayor and family. A few mo ments later, Silver Cloud was safely anchored, after her voyage of many thousands of miles, at her starting point. In a little less than four months they had made the most extraordinary trip known in the world's history, that of Columbus not excepted, and were now safely re turned ! Two by two they descended to earth, and, as in New York, carriages awaited them. Evidently preparations for their reception had been made upon a colossal scale. The air was thundering and riven with the voices of the innumerable hosts, brass bands on every hand in full blast, so that it was impossible to hear a word said by the nearest neighbor. The police, fire, and military forces were out in full strength. The voyagers, mayor of New York and family, were seated in landaus, and with ropes the girls of all the public schools, each dressed in pure white and bearing in her hand an American flag, drew the vehicles through the principal streets of the city. Each of the little maids wore upon her bare head a chaplet of flowers, and the scene was one of indescribable beauty. And as they walk ed they sang in sweetest harmony, "See, the conquering hero comes." Dr. Jones was affected to tears at this sight^ and could scarcely contain himself. At last the procession stopped before the grand central entrance of the capitol building. Upon the top steps they were met by the President and his cabinet, many members of both houses, though Con gress was not in session at this season. Ministers and plenipotentiaries from nearly every court in the world were also there. Judges, statesmen, and journalists were in attendance by scores. Nothing was left undone that could in any way add to the honor and glory of the hero of the day. The modesty and unaffected dignity with 172 1>B. JONES' PICNIC. which he received it all, clothed him as with a garment, and was a marvel to even those who knew him best. But it would prove tedious to the reader if we were to relate in detail all the speech-making and public recep tions tendered our friends. The Doctor and Professor before vast audiences told the story of their journey, the planting of the pole, the scientific value of observations made by Professor Gray, etc. The concert and North Pole March were rendered several times. In a week or so the furore began to subside, and the company were glad to settle down to a comparatively quiet life in a large furnished house, which the Doctor rented. Callers were coming and going continually dur ing several hours daily, and invitations to parties, dinners, concerts, operas, etc., were very numerous. The mayor and family returned to New York after spending a week with the friends. They declared that they envied them their trip to the South Pole, and should never be satisfied until they had enjoyed another sail in Silver Cloud. The Doctor and Professor were kept very busy in con sultation with governmental officials and scientific men. The naval and military departments were especially inter ested in the probabilities and possibilities of the use of air-ships in warfare. An arrangement was made to take a party of military men on a trip in Silver Cloud. A very successful and brilliant voyage of several hundreds of miles to the south and return was made, during which the Doc tor actually encountered an opportunity to exemplify his theory as to air currents. While they were driving rapid ly south at an altitude of but four or five hundred feet, he rapidly rose several thousand feet and encountered a splendid northerly current that carried them back to their starting point in a way that pleased the little man wonderfully well. This was a great triumph for the Doc tor, and impressed the governmental party as of vast im portance, and added immensely to the effectiveness of the ship in the art of war. The Government made Will a very liberal offer to act as architect and constructor of another ship similar to Silver Cloud, with such improvements as experience had suggested to him. He accepted the offer, and would DR. JONES' PICNIC. enter upon his duties immediately after their return from the South Pole. The Government had immediately ac quiesced to their proposition to seek the South Pole, and even urged that they get out as soon as possible. The aluminum pole, a fac-simile of the one already planted, was being constructed. One day, a month after their return, Mrs. Jones and Mattie were summoned to the parlor at an early hour for callers. They found there a large elderly gentleman and two ladies. "0 Mattie!" cried the younger, "don't you know us?" "Why ! is it possible that you are our friends from Con stance House? It is, Maggie, it is! And this is Jennie Barton!" "I declare that I was never so surprised and delighted in my life! Can this be Mrs. Barton?" And then such kissing and handshaking. "And how do you do, Mrs. Barton? I would not have known you. How you have improved!" And Mrs. Jones scanned her face very critically. "Are you entirely recov ered?" "She is so much better that we no longer consider her an invalid. But I was desirous that the Doctor should see her again, and so we have come down. We were in Mon treal when I saw in a paper an account of your return to Washington. That was the first we had heard of you since you sailed from Constance House, and you can well be lieve that we were exceedingly pleased to hear of your safe return. So we made up our minds that we would run down and see you at once," said Mr. Barton. After they had conversed a few moments and had in quired after Joe and Sam, Mrs. Jones conducted them to two chambers, insisting that they must be her guests while in the city. The Doctor and other members of the party were de lighted to met the Bartons. Dr. Jones was well pleased with the progress that Mrs. Barton had made. He con sidered her cure but a question of a short time, but in sisted, in order that no chances might be incurred, that she should remain during the winter at Washington. He did not anticipate that they would be gone more than 174 DR JONES' PICNIC. thirty days on their South Pole expedition, and certainly not more than two months. And so they arranged that they should stay at least until the return of the expedi tion. "And that settles it that we are to remain here until next summer, for it is very late even now for us to return to Constance House. So I will write the hoys to that effect, and shall settle down to the study of American politics," said John Barton. DR. JONES' PICNIC. 175 CHAPTER XXIV. Ho! for the South Pole! Silver Cloud, meantime, had been returned to the place of her birth, the great iron works upon the Potomac river. Another shapely three hundred feet mast had been manufactured and erected. One morning about the middle of September, the globe arose above the glit tering mast and slowly settled upon it. The fastenings were soon adjusted, the flag of aluminum nailed to the peak, and Silver Cloud was herself again, ready for an other trip to the ends of the earth. Will had made a number of additions and alterations, among which was an increase in the size and strength of the coiled springs that were used for hoisting purposes and running the dynamo. A powerful searchlight had been added, and the electrical appliances greatly in creased. Among other things, he had a two horse power steam engine set up. This was to be used for winding the springs. Good old John Barton was never happier in his life than at this period. His interest in the globe was intense, and he daily spent hours with Will at the iron works. He made several valuable suggestions, and his hard common sense and experience were of no little value to the architect. "If I were not getting so far along in years, and mother was perfectly well and willing, I should like nothing bet ter than to go with you this trip," said he to Dr. Jones. "But we will stay and keep house for you until your re turn." "And that will be but a very few weeks, I am quite sure," answered the Doctor. "It is not likely that we shall be made prisoners three months this trip. And that reminds me that I received a letter from Count Icanovich this morning, Maggie, and it inclosed one from Feodora to you." The letters were hastily read. They were well, and Feodora had never been better in her life. The Count 176 DR. -TONES' PICNIC. had been studying and practicing the new system of med icine, and, to his unbounded delight, had made some cen ter shots. His enthusiasm was steadily increasing, and he implored the Doctor to return to Russia and co-operate with him in introducing this God-given system into that vast empire. He assured him that they had everything to hope for. The Princess was getting on quite comfort ably, and the fame of what Dr. Jones had done for her had become national. Numerous physicians of note had called upon and written the Prince and himself to ascer tain the facts concerning the marvelous cures that had been reported to them. The Prince and Princess sent their sincere regards, etc. Feodora wrote in a lively strain to Mrs. Jones and Mattie, and urged them to re turn to their castle for a good visit as soon as possible. These letters were answered promptly, the Doctor giving advice concerning a case or two that the Count had found puzzling. He promised them a visit as soon after their return from the South Pole as possible. Two or three mornings later Washington was again packed with visitors to witness the departure of Silver Cloud for the southern extremity of the earth. Greater enthusiasm than before was expressed by everyone, for now there were no skeptics, and everybody cheered with might and main. As on the previous occasion, the hour of noon was selected for sailing. This gave people from the sur rounding country an opportunity to come in and witness the magnificent scene. It was declared a holiday by gen eral consent, and it is no exaggeration to say that nearly the whole earth was represented in the unnumbered hosts that filled the streets, covered the housetops and surround ing hills, and every spot and place that afforded any pos sibility of seeing the ascent of the globe. The friends and acquaintances that the company col lectively and individually had formed were out in full force. Numerous and hearty were the handshakings; "Good-bye," and "Bon Voyage," were heard on every hand. The globe was anchored at but fifty feet from the earth. The cage had been enlarged so that the voyagers now as cended four at a time. This they did a few minutes be- DR. JONES' PICNIC. 177 fore noon. The organ was taken out upon the balcony, and "God be with you till we meet again," was sung by our friends. The three Bartons stood just below and op posite the choir, tears of friendship and gratitude stream ing down their faces. We will state here (quite privately be it understood) that Will and Jennie had come to an un derstanding that seemed to be very satisfactory to them, and their leavetaking was more affectionate than is usual with mere acquaintances, or even intimate friends. It is the old story. Cupid has done his work again. Well, God bless them, and may a parson step in and complete the love god's work very soon after Silver Cloud shall have returned. And Fred visited Grace at the mayor's house in New York. There may be trouble of the same sort brewing there. But the bells and whistles have announced the hour for sailing. The anchors were tripped, and Silver Cloud arose with the majesty of the Queen of Night, nearly perpendicularly above the city to the height of three thousand feet; there, to the extreme satisfaction of Dr. Jones, a brisk breeze from the northeast was encountered, and away sailed the beautiful globe until the straining eyes of the multitude saw it -as a bright star-like point in the heavens, and then it disappeared bound for the SOUTH POLE. THE END. THIS BOOK IS DUE ON THE LAST DATE STAMPED BELOW RENEWED BOOKS ARE SUBJECT TO IMMEDIATE RECALL LIBRARY, UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, DAVIS Book Slip-50m-5,' 70 ( N6725s8 ) 458 A-31/5 N9 826356 Chapman, S.E. Doctor Jones 1 picnic LIBRARY UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA DAVIS &* ,1