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PUCK HIS VICISSITUDES, ADVENTURES, OBSERVATIONS, CONCLUSIONS, FRIENDSHIPS, AND PHILOSOPHIES RELATED BY HIMSELF AND EDITED BY OUIDA AUTHOR OF " FOLLE-FARINE," " IDAL1A," "HELD IN BONDAGE" "CECIL CASTLEMAINE'S GAGE," ETC. A NEW EDITION LONDON CHATTO & WINDUS 1899 DEDICATED TO jFsftfjfuJ ftfen^ anD a (gallant SULLA FELIX, CONTENTS. Introduction His First Paper . * 1 CHAP. I. His First Memory . .... 3 6 II. Under the Bose-thorn <> 13 III. Under the Apple-tree . 24 IV. Trust's Tale . 29 V. Ambrose of the Forge . . . * 32 VI. The Sabbath-breaker , 44 VII. His First Betrayal. . 55 VIIL- In the Market-place .... * 68 IX. Jacobs' Church 73 X. He is launched on Life . , . 88 XL He sees Society 103 XII. At the Coronet Theatre 112 XIII. Bronze 138 XIV. Sunday Morning - 148 XV. His First Season 158 XVI. Bomances of the Bow 170 XVII. Beltran 180 VIIL His Views on Dinners . . . . . 188 &IX. He Studies the Stage 197 XX. La Beine Cocotte 206 XXL The Wood-elf 216 XXII. Par-ci; par-la f 245 XXIIL-Vendetta . . . . c , . 261 XXIV. La Pipetta 285 XXV. The Dog and the Devil ..... 302 XXVI. The Silver Stag . 314 CONTENTS. XXYIL Faustina Victrix , 330 XXVHI.-' Cleopatre' ....... 341 XXIX. In the Quarter of the Poor 356 XXX. A Tom Letter . . . . , . 371 XXXI. 'The Child Gladys' .... 374 XXXII. A Story of the Sea . ... 895 XXXDI. ' Milord, the Hawk ' 424 XXXIV. ' The Woman at the Lattice ' ... 440 XXXV. Toy-Soldiers .459 XXXVI. April Flowers ...*, 470 XXXVIL-'Victrix' t 481 XXYm. Bonnet Blanc ... 488 XXXIX. Nellie's Prayer . . , ff 491 XL. 'Githa' ...*.. s 508 XLI. Slain * 518 XLII. Valete . : A 539 L'Eavoi , 557 PUCK, INTRODUCTION. HIS PIBST PAPEB. I AM only a, dog. I find in all autobiographies which I have ever heard TOIL d that it is considered polite to commence with self-apprecia- ation. But for all that I do not considermyself the inferior of any living creature : I never heard of any autobiographist that did consider himself so. According to their own account they are all incompris; and I suppose I was also; for I was always held in contempt as a 'dumb brute.' Nobody, except that wise woman, Eosa Bonheur, ever discerned that animals only do not speak because they are endowed with a discretion far and away over that of blatant, bellowing, gossiping, garrulous Man. /Only a dog,' indeed! However, the phrase has a pretty, modest, graceful look, so let it stand. Men never are taken At their own valuation by others; and so I suppose dogs can- not expect to be either. 'Only a dog!' "Well dogs cannot lie, or bribe, or don surplice, or pick a lock, or go bull-baiting in share-markets^ or preside as chairmen over public companies ; we can only, if we are dishonest, run off with a bone in a most open and foolish fashion, and get instantly whipped for our pains. So that there is one art, at least, in which men are decidedly in advance of us; and in deference to that super-excellence in stealing I beg: again to state, in my humilitv, that I am only a Dog 2 PUCK, Such a little dog too. I can go in a muff with a seent- bottle, or in a coat-pocket with a meerschaum. I am verv white, very woolly, very pretty indeed ; covered all over with snowy curls, and having two bright black eyes and a black shiny tip to my nose like patent leather. I have heard myself delared a thousand times to be 'thoro'-bred;' but I really do not feel any more sure of my^ paternity than the public can be of the authorship of a prince's periods or a bishop's charge. I have in my own mind very patrician doubts as to my father; and can, with truly aristocratic haziness, trace my ancestry rp to an O. I have studied life, I assure you ; and widely too, though I am only a tiny Maltese. I am called Maltese, you know, though I never saw Malta, just as our nobles are called Nor- man though they do not own an acre of land in Normandy. I have studied life ; we little cupids usually belong to the fair sex; and for a vantage-point from which to survey all Lhe tricks and trades, the devilries, and the frivolities, thesins and the shams, the shifts and the scandals of this world of yours, commend me to a cosy nook under a woman's laces! I remember once hearing a big Alp-dog and a small King Charles disputing with one another as to which knew best the world and all its wickedness. Mont Blanc narrated most thrilling adventures among the snows of his birth-place, told how he had rescued travellers from midnight death, and dug a child out of an icy grave, and guarded a lonely old chateau through a whole dreary Swiss winter ; and wound up by de- claring that he must have seen the game of life best since he had once belonged to poor Grammont Caderousse, and now lived with a G-uardsman who had rooms in Mount-street, where they played hazard till the dawn was up, and told all the naughtiest stories that were about on the town. Little Charlie heard patiently, shivering at the mention of snow, then winked his brown eye when Mont Blanc talked of his G-uardsman. 'My dear Alp,' said he, 'I see a trick more than you for all that; for I live with the ladies. As for your owner in Mount-street, a ficofor him! "Why Ilelongto the woman that ruins him /' The coterie of dogs thatwas listening declared the little fel- low had won. Mont Blanc lived in the sphere of the tricked ; in the land of the tricksters, Ice might be cold, but HIS FIRST PAP3R. 3 act so cold as the souls oicocottes; chicken-hazard might be perilous, "but not so perilous as the ways of cocodettes. You must be spider or fly, as somebody says. Now all my experience tells me that men are mostly the big, good- natured, careless blue-bottles, half drunk with their honey o pleasure, and rushing blindly into any web that dazzles them a little in the sunshine; and women are the dainty, painted, patient spiders that just sit and weave, and weave, and weave, till pong! Bluebottle is in head foremost, and is killed, and sucked dry, and eaten up at leisure. You men think women do not know much of life. Pooh! I, Puck, who have dwelt for many of my days on their boudoir cushions, and eaten of their dainty little dinners, and been smuggled under their robes even into opera, balls, and churches, tell you that it is an utter fallacy. They do not choose you to know that they know it, very probably; but there is nothing that is hidden from them, I promise you. They were very good to me on the whole (except that they would generally overfeed me one day, and forget to feed me at all the next), and I do not want to speak against them ; buf if ever Metempsychosis whisk mylittlesoulinto aman's body, hang me if I will not steer clear of my ladies! that's afl. For viewing life, all its cogs, and wheels, and springs, there is nothing so well as to be a lady's pet dog. To see the pretty creatures quarrel with their mirrors, and almost swear over their hairdressing, and get into a passion because the white powder insists on resting in little tell-tale patches, and sit pondering grimly for an hour over the debatable ques- tion of more or less rouge ; and then to trot down on the edge of their trailing skirts, and go beside them as they sweep into the drawing-room, radiant with smiles, and brilliant for con- quest, and hear them murmur prettiest welcome to the rivals whom they could slaughter were only their fan a dagger. WTiy, there is nothing in the world beats that for comedy! Ah! you scowl at this, and say 'What a dissolute dog is this Fuck; he has lived with Phryne, and Lias, and all of them!' Not at all, my good sir, not a bit of it. I have had mistresses in all classes of society ; I have dwelt with p easants as well as with peeresses ; and on my honor I have belonged to young girls that rouged like any lorette, and to matrons that intrigued like any courtesan; and I have seen as genuine spurts of spiteful chagrin, or impulsive good-nature, in tii? " 2 4 PUCK. greenroom as in the schoolroom, and as matchless pieces of impudent acting in the saloor as on the stage. ' Souventfemme varie^ well, I don't think it (though they were always variable about my meals) ; I have f o*and female nature very much the same all the world over. And a dog knows as a man cannot know; when 'only a dog' is with her, she thinks she is all alone, you see! You fear I am llrr.se and cynical? Perhaps I am. My curls fall off a good deal, and I am forced to have my food cut up in a mincing-machine; the world naturally looks dark to us all when we come to this. But I have very often found living agreeable enough, even though I have lived sufficiently long to realise what Brummel left at Calais : and I have met noble women without rouge, and with truth on their tongues. I have ! And when I met them, I admired them, I loved them, as your dogs (and men) of the world always do, with an astonished reverential admiration that your country bumpkins, your ungenerous youths, never feel. "We are ifi appreciated, we cynics ; on mv honor, if cyni- cism be not the highest homage to Virtue tnere is, I should like to know what Virtue wants. We sigh over her absence end we glorify her perfections. But Virtue is always a trifle stuck-up, you know, and she is very difficult to please. She is always looking uneasily out of the 'tail of her eye' at her opposition leader, Sin, and wondering why Sin dresses so well and drinks such very good wine. "We 'cynics' tell her that under Sin's fine clothes there is a breast cancer-eaten, and at the bottom of the wine there is a bitter dreg called satiety: but virtue does not much heed that ; like the woman she "is, she only notes that Sin drives a pair of ponies in the sunshine, while she herself is often left to plod wearily through the everlasting falling rain. So she dubs us 'cynics' and leaves us who can wonder if we won't follow her through the rain? Sin smiles so merrily if she makes us pay toll at the end; whereas Virtue ah me, Virtue itill find such virtue in frowning! However, I fear I am getting a trifle too French-Memoir- esque, all epigram and no memoir. Living so much in the cream of society I have got a good deal of its froth. It is not wit, but it passes very well for it over a dinner-table. Put down in black and white you may find it a trifle fri- volous. As for printing wit even my wit you xaight just HIS FIRST PAPER $ as well talk of petrifying a vanille souffle. So I ani afraid even I may seem dull sometimes ; and I ha?e as great a horror of seeming stupid as of seeming edifying. How I hate that last word. It always brings to my memory a gentle dean who preached most divine platitudes, but invariably trod on my tail. I recollect the reverend gentleman had a playful habit too of pitching biscuits at me, which, when my innocent mouth opened for them, burnt it with a horrid hidden dab of mustard. And he tricked an old commissionaire too, who once took me about, out of a shil- ling for a message. By the way, commissionaires hate to do work for the cloth. ' Nobody else cuts 'em down so close to a penny as them parsons,' they will always tell you. What we poor dogs have lost by being shut out of church by the beadles ! But I am running out of my autobiographical track again, just as Montespan and Bussy Babutin, and all o them always do. I will try and hark back again to my ear- liest reminiscences. They are humble ones, I must admit. The world always feels a savage pleasure in tracing its Shakespeares into a butcher's shop, and its Yoltaires into an attorney's office, and its great men generally into paternal pigsties ; it is a set-off to it for their disagreeable superiority. So it will be at once familiar and soothing to it to learn that I the spoiled pet and idol of its oligarchy first con- sciously opened my eyes in a cottage. You see I am as thoroughly honest as Kousseau in his Confessions. Poor Jean Jacques ! he only got called a scoundrel for his pains. I wonder where the man is who, telling the naked truth about himself , would not get called so ? Polite lies, polite lies ! They are the decorous garment and the fitting food of the world. To be in the fashion, I shall have to treat you to them before I have done. But at the present moment I feel truthful. I am aware of the vulgarity of the admission ; but I make it I feel truthful. So here is the account of my earliest home. PUCK. CHAPTEE I. HIS FIBST MEMOET. THE first thing I distinctly remember is lying on some straw, in a wooden bed, and hearing the sound of voices above. ' Do'ee think 't'U live ? ' said one, the full gay voice of a girl. ' It '11 dew/ said the slow soft tones of a man. ' Git a bit o' summat softer, lass ; the straw, it do nashen of him.' The straw was truly nashing of me North-English for pricking and hurting me ; and I took a liking to the man for his thoughtfulness accordingly. The surnmat softer came, in the shape of an old wool kerchief ; and he laid me gently on it, put me in the warmth of the sun, and fed me with some new milk, It was the man who did all this : the girl stood looking on amused. ' How came 'ee to be gi'en him, Ben ? she asked, with her hand on her side. ' It seems as mother's dead,' he responded ; my mothef he meant, I found afterwards. 'And pups was such a trouble like to kip i' the quick, that up a' the Hall they'd no away wi' em, and Jack he was a-goin' to put this little un i' ttie water. It's the last o' the litter. " Gi' he to me, Jack," says I ; and he gi'ed him. " He's o' rare walue," says Jack, " but he wunna live." " I dunno 'bout walue," says I. " He's no bigger than a kit ; but he 'ull ha' a squeak for life anyhow wi' me." And I tuk him. Poor beastie, he's o' walue surely i' Q-od's sight ! ' The girl's eyes sparkled. 1 M'appen we might sell him after a bit? she cried eagerly, I shivered where I lay : already I was regarded as a goods and chattel, purchasable, marketable, and without a vote in the sale ! Mark you : it was a woman first pro- posed my barter. It may have coloured all my subsequent views of the sex ; I do not deny it. ' Nay,' said the man in his slow gentle voice. ' A drop o* milk's all he 'ull cost awhiles we shanna be harmed i' that and he'll grow to us, and we'll grow to him .belikes. Dogs are main and faithful. Look at auld Trust HIS FIRST MEMORY. 7 It *ull be time eno' to talk o' tnrnin' this'n out o' door when he have misbehave hisself. I likes the looks on him.' 1 But Jack told 'ee he was worth summat ? ' urged the girt impatiently. ' It was the old madam brought them wee idrite dogs to the Hall first o' all, and they allus said as how those little uns 'ud fetch their own weight i' gold.' The man shook his head a little sadly. ' Ah, ye allus thinks too much o' gold, my lass,' he said with a soft reproach. She laughed a little fiercely. ' "We ha' got so much, to be sure ! * ' We ha' got eno',' said he, with a patience very gentle, and a little dogged. ' We ha' got bit and drop, and hearth fire, and roof tree. We ha' got eno'.' She gave a peevish, passionate twist to her dress ; it was woollen, homespun, and without grace or beauty. He sawthe gesture, androsefroni his knees beside mybed. * There was a dead woman found o' Moorside yester- night,' he said quietly. ' And the bones were thro 7 the skin ; she's been clammed along o' want o' mill-work. You han't got to ga ta mill, lassie.' The rebuke was a very gentle one ; but it displeased her. She stood silent, in a yellow breadth of sunlight streaming in through the leaded lattice of the long, lancet-shaped, creeper-shaded window. She was very lovely, this girl strong, and lithe, and tall > with a cloud o hair that would have glistened like bronze with a little care, and great brown sleepy eyes that yet could flash and glitter curiously, and a handsome, pouting, ruddy mouth. She wore a russet-coloured skirt that reached scarce below her knees, and a yellow kerchief over her white full breast, and in her ears she had two tawdry brass rings and drops, and a string of red glass beads round her throat. She was quite young, exuberant though her growth had been ; and the man, whilst he reproached her for her dis- content, looked at her as if she were the thing he loved best under the sun. He himself was very unlike her ; he had a homely, gentle, thoughtful countenance, and rough-hewn features, and gray patient eyes ; on the whole there was a great resemblance between him and a shaggy sheep-dog that stood on the threshold, a sheep-dog who became ary 8 PUCK. first friend, and \vho was the creature he had referred to by the name of Trust. 1 Take care o' him, Trust,' eaid the man, as he left me and went through the door with his hoe and his spade, out to his garden work, in the still evening time ; and Trust came slowly to my side, and touched me good humouredly with his great red tongue, and stretched himself down beside my box. Trust had a shrewd, kindly, black and white face, and I was glad to be in his charge instead of that of the girl who had spoken of selling me. She indeed never looked at me any more, but betook her- self to the window, where, by the sunset light, she began twisting an old hat about, and bedizening it with some shabby rose ribbons that seemed to please her but little, to judge by the dissatisfied passionate way in which she pulled them one from another, and stuck them here, and twisted them there, and finally flung them all aside in a tumbled heap. When the twilight came the soft, sudden, gray twilight of a mild November's day she still sat by the lattice, with her elbows on the little deal table, and her hands twisted among her hair, staring vacantly out at the shadowy wood beyond, and doing nothing at all. The man came in again, bringing in with him from his garden a sweet fresh scent of virgin mould, and of damp moss, and of leaves and grasses fragrant from late autumn buds that blossomed amongst them. The girl never stirred. ' Eh, Avice,' he called cheerily to her. * Ha ye no* a bit of supper for un, my lass ? I'm rare and hungered ; them clods is hard to turn, the land's so drenched-like wi' the wet.' He gave himself a shake just as sheep-dogs do, and seemed to shake off him, as it were, fresh odours of flower- roots and dewy earth. Avice rose without alacrity, and took down a black pot from where it swung by a hook and chain in the wide brick chimney, and emptied its contents into a pan ; then set the pan with some flet milk and oat cake, on the bench that served them as a table. 'They've took the smoke,' he murmured, as he ate the burnt and blackened potatoes ; but he said it patiently, and made his meal without further lament ; apparently used to the state of his kitchen. Avice ate her own supper without HIS FIRST MEMORY, 9 tendering him any excuse for the mischance that had come to the potatoes whilst she had been sorting her rose ribbons; md indeed she had a little sweet cake for her own eating, of which she did not offer him, nor even myself an atom. ' All praises be to G-od as gi'es us our daily bread,' said the man with sincere and grateful reverence, as he bent his fair curly head over the remnants of the smoked potatoes. * Daily bread ! ' muttered the handsome girl. ' It's main and fine what He do gi'e us, niver a bit o* wheat-loaf, mayhap, for weeks and weeks togither.' But she muttered it under her breath, as she did not dare let him hear it. I heard it ; but then dogs hear and see a great many things to which men, in their arrogance and their stupidity, are deaf and blind. Wherever yet was the man who could tell a thief by pure instinct ? We smell dishonesty on the air, but you only ask it to dinner, play cards with it, appoint it executor in your will, trust in it as vour attorney, your priest, and your brother, and set it in high places exultingly. Even your clever men are such fools : your best worldly knowledge is only on the tip of your tongue as parrota carry their jargon, and your Eochefoucaulds writing their aphorisms make asses of themselves over their Longuevilles. But I am straying afield again. I remind myself of what old Trust, when I came to know him well, told me : ' Sheep and men are very much alike,' said Trust, who thought both very poor creatures. 'Very much alike indeed. They go in flocks, and can't give a reason why. They leave their fleece on any bramble that is strong enough to insist on fleecing them. They bleat loud at imagined evils, while they tumble straight into real dangers. And for going off the line, there's nothing like them. There may be pits, thorns, quagmires, spring-guns, what not, the other side of the hedge, but go off the straight track they will and no dog can stop them. It's just the sheer love of straying. You may bark at them right and left ; go they will, though they break their legs down a limekiln. O, men and sheep are wonderfully similar ; take them all in all.' This was a favourite saying of Trust's, and I think he knew, for he had been sheep-dog to several farms, and had seen a deal of mankind in the little towns on the market- 10 PUCK. days, where the drovers haggled over their flocks, and fought over their ale. Trust was now far on in years, and his present master kept him only out of good-nature ; but he was a valuable dog still, so far as shrewdness and faith- fulness went. When the man and the girl had gone up the little creak- ing dark stairway that evening, seeking their beds like the fowls with nightfall, Trust told me a little about them He had the garrulousness of old age. From a sense oi chivalry and royalty he was cautious about what he said about Avice ; but I saw that he did not think very well of her. * She's a feckless thing,' he averred. ' Always running her head on ribbons, and rings, and gay rags, and such-like, all out of her station. She's a bit selfish too all young things are ; you are, I don't doubt. Only you can't get out of that bed yet, to fight for yourself as it were. She is rare and handsome ; she thinks too much of it ; she'll sit for hours staring at her face in that little bit of broken mirror, and she is full of discontent ; but it will pass by and by, perhaps, all that. She is so young and so spoiled ; she was the youngest of ten, and Ben the oldest. All the others are dead, and the father and mother as well, and these two are left all alone. Ben don't think there's her equal on all the earth ; every little thing as he can scrape together he saves for her. Why, I know, she doesn't, that he's saved a matter of five silver pieces this year, and put it in a hole under, the old apple-tree ; and he is trying hard . to save a whole pound by Barnaby Bright (midsummer-day, that's her birthday), that he may buy her a gown she set her heart on, when she saw it in the shop -window in Ash- bourne this Candlemas. A great pink-coloured thing, very ugly I thought, but she cried for it like a child, and it vexed him sorely because he could nohow get it for her ; he had only a few coppers by him. It is a very difficult thing to lay mone^ by in these times, you see; quarry work brings ill pay and the garden don't do well because it is rocky and damp ; and the fowls haven't laid all the winter, and it's trouble enough to put by ten shillings a quarter for rent.' And Trust shook his head like a dog on whom the eco- nomies of the world weighed heavily. HIS FIRST MEMORY. II ' Does she earn nothing ? ' I asked ; I was acute for my age, even thus early. ' Lord bless you, no/ said Trust. ' Flinging a bit to the poultry, or mixing a little meal and water for cakes, is all that lass ever- does from morn till night. There is a deal for a woman to do, let alone earning money ; a woman that trims her place tidily, and looks after the live stock, and is handy at needle and thread, can save a power of money. She don't need to go and earn it. But Avice, she just lets him labour for her, in season and out of season, and does nothing herself, and then turns round and mutters at him because she can't eat off silver, and be shod in satin, and carry a train after her like the peacocks. There are lots of women like her ; lots, my dear. You will be sure to come across them.' Now Trust had, of a surety, never in his life known any other women than drovers' daughters and shepherds' wives; but when I grew older, and went into the world, I could not help thinking that those drovers' daughters and shepherds' wives must have represented the female sex very completely and very faithfully. ' Ben is good, is he not ? ' I asked, a little piteously ; for there is nothing that ?ems so dreary to the young as doubting or condemning those to whom they belong. * G-ood as gold,' said Trust emphatically. ' And far better indeed ; for gold has done a swarm of harm in this world ; and Ben has done nothing but good all the days of his life. He is the kind of a man that does good to every- body except himself. I have known him ever since he was a lad of fourteen. His father was dead and his mother ailing ; and Ben was about the farm where I lived, and he had the old woman and the babies all to keep as best he could. My old master helped him a bit, but it was Ben alone that kept the mother and the children off the parish. He was always a quiet, cheery, still sort of lad, but with a wonderful force of work in him, and as strong as a young bull. He has always had queer tender kind of thoughts too, about beasts and birds, and flowers and weeds, and all manner of things that he sees. There is much more in Ben than anybody thinks. "WTien he's been sitting on the hill- side with me, all alone with the sheep, I've seen an odc^ bright wondering look came in his eyes, just as if the 12 PUCK. bracken and the thyme had got talking to him, and he was hearing beautiful stories from them. He can't write a word, you know, and can only read just a little, spelling it out as sheep hobble over a rutty road ; but I can't help thinking that Ben, if he only could express what he feels, and say all that the water and trees and things tell him, would 'be what I once heard some artistrnen when they were at work painting on my moorside talk about for an hour and more I think they called it a poet. At least one of them read aloud, and it was out of a book that they said was a poet's, whilst the others were sketching ; and the sound of what they did read was very like the look in Ben's eyes when he was alone on the hills, gazing at the clouds and the mists.' I listened, much impressed, but not at all understanding him. ' You must have thought a great deal yourself ? ' I said timidly. He looked very thoughtful witl :M iM wrinkled and shaggy brows. 'Of course,' said Trust calmly. 'Dogs think a great deal; when people believe us asleep, nine times out of ten we are meditating. But men won't credit that, you see, because if ever they happen to hit on a thought themselves, they rush and set it all down in black and white, and cry out to all the others what wonders they are. You must think, among the hills and the dales; they make you, whether you tike it or not. Even the sheep think, I do believe, though they look so stupid. Everything in creation thinks, that's my idea. Look at a little beetle, how clever it is, how cunning in defence, how patient in labour, how full of disquiet ; but you cannot understand, you are only a nurseling. G-o to sleep until day-light. Myself I never do more than doze ; that comes of habit when I used to have my sheepfolds to guard. Here there is nothing to take care of, for there is nothing to steal, unless it be those brass earrings of Avice's ! ' "With which smothered satire he stretched himself to enjoy that semi- slumber which the French call * entre chat et loup ; ' and I curled myself in my box to pass my first night under the roof of Reuben Dare. UKDER THE RGSE-THORN. 1 3 CHAPTER II. UNDER THE EOSE-THOE2T. IT was scarce daybreak when Trust went up the steep ladder-like stairs, and scratched ?9udly at the door on top of them. 'I always wake them so,' he explained when he descended- and I saw afterwards that he never was too soon or two late a single minute, though there was no village clock within hearing, no clock at all in the house, and the sun at that time was as irregular and as little to be depended on as the sun usually is in the British Isles. * Only a dog!' ah, * only a dog,' with no watch in his pocket, will keep time with a punctuality that men seldom attain, despite all their best chronometric aids ! Soon a slow heavy step sounded on the stairway, and Eeuben himself came down into the gloom ; patted Trust, spoke to me and undid the single shutter. There was not very much light even then : it was a chilly morning. He went out to a little shed, brought in an armful of peat and brushwood, made his own fire with a great deal of labour, and got out his own breakfast. It was only a draught of cider and a hunch of rye bread ; the diet on which most of your hard rural labour, your sowing and reaping, your ploughing and hoeing, your hedging and ditching, is done after all. To Trust he gave more of the bread than he ate himself; and for me he heated a bowl of flet milk, talking to us both in his kindly and dreamy fashion. Later he took down from the cupboard a single little dainty white china cup, and a small black china teapot ; and a very tiny white wheat loaf, and pat of sweet amber- hued butter. He put some tea in the pot weighing it as heedf ully as some men weigh gold, for it was terribly costly to him and left them all ready together, on the table under the lattice. Then he waited a moment or two, listening for a step on the stair : there was none it was all silent above. A shade of disappointment stole over his face, but no anger ; he took his huge pickaxe and other tools from their corner, put them over his shoulder, and went out through the ^ lingering a moment with a backward look up the stai- 14 PUCK. Then he drew the door after him, and I heard his steps growing fainter and fainter as they trod down the moss. Trust had gone with him. I was alone a long time, a very long time ; so long that I whimpered and cried, unheard, till I was tired, and held my peace for want of breath. When the sun was quite high, the girl Avice at length appeared. ' Be quiet, will 'ee, little wretch ! ' she cried to me ; and went straightway to the table. Her eyes glistened a little as she saw the butter and tea, and she sat down and ate j never casting the smallest morsel to me. Beautiful she was by the morning light ; with her fair, rich colour, and her gleaming eyes, and her crown of half- bright, half -dusky hair, like the bronze in which there is much mixture of gold. But I thought I never saw any- thing of so much greed, or so intensely selfish. There was a vivid animal pleasure in the sight of what were dainties to her senses ; but there was no sort of gratitude or feeling at the generous and thoughtful affection which had been thus tender of her in her absence. She ate all there was on the table, seeming to like to draw the pleasure out to its longest span ; when ended, she washed the things and set them away, and did a little housework, all in a very idle slovenly manner, like one whose heart was not at all in her occupation. Then she went and fed the poultry, calling them round the door-sill. I could see them fight, and peck, and beat each other over the disputed grain ; and when one helpless little speckled hen, who had scarcely a feather left in her body owing to her merciless sisters' unremitting onslaughts, was finally driven away from the mash-pan without having tusted so much as a barleycorn. I heard Avice laugh, the first good-humoured and amused laugh that I had heard from her lips. To feed the martyred hen she made no attempt ; she left it to mope upon a rail. When she came within, she drew her spinning-wheel to her, and began that ancient, graceful, classic work, old as the days of Troy. But she only tangled her yarn, and spoiled" her web,' and at last she pushed the distaff im- patiently from her, and took up her piece of mirror, and rell to twining her string of red beads in and cut of he* UNDER THE ROSE-THORN. 15 hair, and knotting them round her arms, and wreathing them on her breast above her low-cut leathern bodice. This little cottage of Eeuben Dare's was quite alone, in the heart of the Peak country, on the edge of a great wood, chiefly of pines, at the farther extremity of which was the stone quarry where he worked, fair weather and foul ; whilst in his leisure time he reared a few hardy flowers and simple fruits in his damp mossy garden, to which nothing but the indigenous ferns, and burdocks, and coltsfoot, took really kindly. At the back of the cottage rose a hill, all grown over with ash, and larch, and firs ; whilst, beyond that, there stretched the great dreary steppes of moorland, with a Roman tumulus, or a Druidic rocking-stone, alone break- ing here and there the monotony of their brown, level, sheep-cropped wastes. Ashbourne was seven miles away, and the nearest hamlet was three ; a scattered farm or two stood on the moors, and the Hall on the other side of the wood, where my forefathers had been reared, was utterly deserted by its owners, and left to the care of three or four superannuated servants, under whose neglect my delicate, high-born mother had perished. Eeuben's cottage was pretty ; a square stone place with a pyramidal red roof, the whole enveloped in ivy and lichens, and the shade of spreading yew boughs ; the same yews from which, in Bobin Hood's days, the famous bow- men of England had been served with their weapons. Al- though it was midwinter, the cctfcnge had a rosy glory that depended on no season, for it was covered, from the lowest of its stones to the top of its peaked roof, with a gigantic rose-thorn. ' Sure the noblest shrub as ever God have made,' would Ben say, looking at its massive, cactus-like branches, with their red, waxed, tender-coloured berries. The cottage was very old, and the rose-thorn was the growth of centuries. Men's hands had never touched it. It had stretched where it would, ungoverned, unhampered, unarrested. It had a beautiful dusky glow about it always, from its peculiar thickness and its blended hues ; and in the chilly weather the little robin red-breasts would come and flutter into it, and screen themselves in its shelter from the cold, and make it rosier yet with the brightness of their little ruddy throats. 16 PUCK. 1 Tha Christ-birds do allus seem safest like i' tha Christ. bush,' Ben would say softly, breaking off the larger half of his portion of oaten cake, to crumble for the robins with the dawn. I never knew what he meant, though I saw he had some soft, grave, old-world story in his thoughts, that made the rose-thorn and the red-breasts both sacred to him. Avice would only laugh ; and if he went away to work before the little birds had eaten all his gifts, would drive her chickens under the great thorn-tree to steal their oat- crumbs from those shy, pretty, russet songsters. Midwinter too had other beauties in that secluded place. At least I heard old Trust say so many times ; and it was true. There were such grand tempestuous sunsets, with one- half the sky like a sheet of steel above the brown round hills, and the other half all dusky, red, and gold, behind the driving purple clouds. There were such beautiful wondrous snowstorms, that falling down past the great ivy-covered trunks and the dense net-work of auburn-hued branches, and drifting by the dim, soft, solemn shapes of the hill-sides and the bleak shadows of the fir-woods, mingled so strange a phantasy of dying colour, and made the earth seem dim, and sweet, and distant, even as in a dream. Then one could see so easily the coming and the going, the joys and the terrors, the loves and the strifes of the rooks, high above in the tallest trees that stood on the highest crest of the rocks. One could see the foxes' earths under the leafless brushwood, and the rabbits' holes under the withered bracken. The little ouzels, when they found their shallow ponds wid freshets frozen, grew very tame, and fluttered close to the garden wall in hope of catching a stray crumb from the hens or a stray bone from the cat. The cat herself an unamiable creature when the weather was warm grew sociable and good-natured when the snow drove her in-doors ; and she shared with Trust and myself a place on the hearth-stone, before the cheery, brightly- burning fire of ' cobbles,' that flamed up under the round swinging kettle into the wide black shaft of the old- fashioned chimney. For if she spit or scratched Trust drove her away from the fire ; and she soon learned what is the rule for us all, from cats to court-beauties. UNDER THE ROSE-THORN. if from dogs to diplomatists that the way to get the warmth of the world (and to give a sly safe pat to your neighbour) is to sheathe all your claws under velvet, and to keep in an excellent temper. All living things seemed to draw closer together in the perils and privations of the winter, as you men do in the frost of your frights or your sorrows. In summer as iu prosperity every one is for himself, and is heedless of others because he needs nothing of them. The cottage was very pretty at all seasons, as I say, with its two long quaint windows and its wide door, through which the sunshine seemed for ever streaming, and a little brook singing close by, right under the garden grasses. It was very pretty, standing down as it did at the foot of the hill, with the dense green of wood all before it. But it was very lonely, and no sound ever came to it save the sound of the water-freshets, and of the birds in the branches, except when now and then thunder of some louder blast than common rolled faintly from the distant quarry, followed by the rumbling echo of the loosened falling stones. It was lonely, certainly; and dull to those for whom thf brown silent moors had no grandeur, the ceaseless song d the brook no music, the old gray hoary stones no story, tho innumerable woodland creatures for ever astir under brake and brushwood, no wonder and no interest. And the girl Avice was one of these. The poetic faculty as you call the insight and the sympathy which feels a divinity in all created things and a joy unutterable in the natural beauty of the earth is lacking in the generality oi women, notwithstanding their claims to the monopoly oi emotion. If it be not, how comes it that women nave given you no great poet since the days of Sappho ? It is women's deficiency in intellect you will observe Not a whit: it is women's deficiency in sympathy. The greatness of a poet lies in the universality o his sympathies. And women are not sympathetic, because they are intensely self-centred. As Avice sat one day, when winter had grown into earliest ep ring, pulling her beads about, and gazing at herself in her bit of glass as usual, there came in sight in the distance, imler the arching boughs of the pines, a little old man with tS PUCK. a pack on his back. I found afterwards that he TC as a pedlar called Dick 'o the Wynnats (i.e., of the gates of the wind,) who joumied about on foot within a radius of twenty miles or so round Ashbourne, and who came through this wood to the IToor farms about once in three months one of the very few new-comers that ever disturbed the solitudes round Reuben's cottage. Avice's eyes sparkled with eager delight as she saw him approach, and she darted through the open door and down the glade to meet him with more welcoming alacrity than I ever saw her display, to any living creature. I knew nothing about lovers in those days, or I might have thought he had been one of hers, so gleefully did she greet him. But if I had done so I should have been un- deceived on his entrance, for an uglier little old fellow never breathed, and he was over seventy in age, though tough and hard as a bit of ash-stick. 'What ha' gotten tha morn, Dick?' asked Avice eagerly, longing for a sight of his pack. 'Eh! ha' gotten a power o' things,' said Dick, leisurely unstrapping it, and letting it down on the brick floor; but m'appen y'ull gie me a drop of summat to wet my throstle *n' first, Avice; canna, my wench?' Avice somewhat impatiently, brought him a little jugful of cider. 'Ben, he wunna ha' ought else to drink i' the house than that pig's swill,' she said, with a sovereign contempt for what she offered. 'And hanna a mossel o' vittles wi' it?' asked old Dick with insidious softness. 'I darena tak' this stuff a'out eaten of a mossel ; it 'ud turn 'e my stomach, it would.' I wished it might turn in his stomach, for I had conceived a great dislike to him, and had a horrid idea that he might take me away in his pack. Avice, however, supplied him with the desired 'mossel,' and he appeared to have disowned all idea of danger in the cider, for he drained the jug to its last drop. Meanwhile Avice, fallen on her knees, was swiftly undoing the leathern straps of his portable warehouse, and feasting her eyes on all its wondrous treasures. They consisted of glass beads, small mirrors, rolls of rib- bons, gaudy cotton handkerchiefs, many coloured woollen UNDER THE ROSE-THORN. 19 fabrics, penny illustrated periodicals, and all things of the cheapest and of the finest that could allure the eyes of country maidens, and the silver coins of their saving- boxes. But they were a million-fold more attractive to Avice Dare than the dainty robin's nest in the ivied wall, or the delicate bells of the dew on the leaves, or the marvellous sunset-colours in the western skies, or the ex- quisite heath on the broad brown fells, or any one of the many beauteous things in her daily life to which her sight was blind. She lingered in rapture over every one of the tawdry worthless pieces of apparelling, and laid each aside with a sigh of envious longing. The pedlar let his goods work their own charm whilst he enjoyed his 'mossel;' then he sang their praises, and spread them out freshly before her. ' Look'ee, lass,' said he ; { here be a many things made right on to please ye. There bean't such a lot as this'n anywhere else our side o' tha Peak. Bless ye, afore I've been half across moor-side I'll ha' emptied my pack o' 'em all, down to the littlest spool o' cotton. But I'd rayther sell 'em to you ; 'cause there bean't such a well-looking lass as ye anywheres i' tha country. Ye set tha clo'es off, that'ee do. Now, what'll 'ee fit on tha morn, Avice ?' Avice shook her pretty curly head. 'I ha'n't gotten no siller,' she said with sullen sadness. ' Tha ten pennies I got for tha eggs ye had last time ye come ; I ha'n't got no more, not a brass farden, an 'twas iver so. Tha things is lovely: but ye wunna let me hev 'em on tick, as 'twere ? ' To this hint old Dick gave a sturdy denial. 1 Canna my dearie ; canna, as 'twas iver so. I gies al- lays ready money myself allays ; and if I was kep' out o' it I should ha' to go to workhus. I'd do a deal for ye ye're so pretty wi' yer gowd hair but I darena do that, let alone how wild Ben 'ud be wi' me : ye's aware o' that.' ' Ben's a gaby ! ' said Avice savagely, spreading out be- fore her longing eyes a shawl of bright scarlet and orange, and then folding it around her lovingly. ' Lots o' folk go on tick, and why na we ? "We'd be sure to pay sometime when tha garden was forrard, or the hins got well a-laying. What's that there blue ribbon ? That's beautiful ! ' JO PUCK. 1 An 'ud look beautiful in yer hair, my pretty,' said the iubtle Dick, holding it up against the light. 'And then there's this red handkercher as 'ud go lovely over it there bean't a nicer 'sortment than blue and red togither. That's a rare bargain too, that there lot o' jew'lry. I get it straight from a born lady, as had come down 'i the world, and was obleeged to part wi' it. Them's real jew'ls, they is, and all dirt cheap only five shillin' for the lot. Eeal dimonds ; ^t for the Queen o' England. "Why, if ye hevthem on at the wakes 'i this summer-time the wunna be a lass as 'ull nold a candle to ye, and a' the lads 'ull be dazed-like wi' yer glory. Pit 'em on, my wench, pit 'em on, even if ye cannatake 'em; I long to sees 'em upo' ye.' All this, uttered in a soft sleepy 'tongue 'o the Peak,' that slurs over every harsh word, and rolls its phrases all one in another, took its due effect upon Avice. Intensely ignorant, and honestly believing in her simplicity that she saw real 'dimonds' before her, she yielded to the tempta- tion, and clasped the brazen bands, sparkling with their bits of white glass, on her arms and about her throat, gazing at them and herself entranced. Old Dick clapped his bony hands in admiring ecstasy. 'Lord's sake!' he cried, 'ony look at yerself ! Why lord-a-rnercy, no queen could ekall ye ! ' The old hypocrite was most likely half -sincere. Avice was a very pretty picture then. Her arms were too fair by nature to have ever become sun-browned, and they were shaped to satisfy a sculptor; her throat was long and slender, though it denoted physical strength; and her neck, white as the driven snow, was the full blue-veined bosom of a goddess. Nor were these beauties much concealed by the low-cut leathern bodice that enclosed them: and as she breathed, quickly and feverishly, with longing and self-love, her eyes gleamed, her face flushed, and the mock diamonds really lent to her a curious kind of glittering transitory lustre. 'O, if ony I had 'em!* she cried, tossing her arms above her head, an<3 unconsciously giving more beauty to her dis- closed charms. ' O, if ony I had 'em ! They'd look at no- body else at the wakes !' The wakes are the rura] feasts held over the "Peak country, UNDER THE ROSE-THORN. 21 ftt every town and village on the anniversary of the building of its parish church. This religious commemoration takes the form of feasting, junketing, drinking, dancing, and eat- ing very thin, round sweet cakes ; and it was the only form of public festivity that Avice had ever in her brief life enjoyed. To her the wakes seemed the pivot of the world, and all the seasons rolled only to bring the wakes round again to rejoice the souls of their worshippers. * Te must ha' 'em, my dearie,' murmured old Dick be- guilingly. ' Te must, somehow or ither. I should na ha* the heart to see ony body else a-sportin' of 'em now I've once seed 'em on yer bonny brist. Just 'ee think a bit ha' na ye got the littlest hantle o' siller ? ' Avice glanced towards me ; and I trembled in my box. 1 There's tha pup as Ben ha' gi'en he tin week agone,' she said. ' They tell us as how 'tis a deal o' walue. Would 'ee tak' it, and sell it i' the town ? ' ' Lawk a mussy no ! ' cried Dick in horror. ' I canna abide dogs : niver could. There's that Trust o' yourn, allays a sniffin' and mouthin' at me, if he be by when I come. Think o' some ither way, my lass. Look 'ee ye ha' got dinionds as a princess herseF 'ud be proud to weer. Te'll niver part wi' 'em now ye ha' once pit 'em on, Avice?' Mephistopheles, of whom I have subsequently heard much and often, was at his old work with women in the person of the pedlar of the Peak. Only here Mephis' topheles thought the jewels enough without adding the temptation of passion, and substituted Self -Love for Love ; the first is the more potent seducer of the two with the fair sex, which enrols a hundred Avices to one G-retchen. Dick o' tha Wynnats knew well that, having once put the things on, the girl would never let them go out of her eight again unpurchased. Avice stood with them clasped about her neck and arms, ruffling her hair in her perplexity, and with the great tears beginning to brim over in her eyes, because she saw no means whereby she could make herself mistress of these splendid gems. Suddenly she grew very pale; the blood forsook her cheeks and lips ; a sudden thought hope and fear both in 2 PUCK. one seemed to leap into her eyes, and burn the tears in lliein dry. ' Is it a matter o' five shillin' ? ' she asked ; and her voice was hoarse and lower than usual as she spoke. Five shillings were in Reuben's cottage as five thousand sovereigns are in the great world. ' Five shinin',' averred the pedlar, * and I would na sell 'em for that to ony else than ye, my dearie real dimonds as they be, and wored by a great lady.' '"Wait a bit,' murmured Avi it. Just 'bide a bit, will 'ee ? ' And still with her face very pale, and a steadfast, reck- less, yet scared look upon it, she went out of the door, the sunlight catching the ' dimonds,' and playing on them till the poor glass trumpery flashed and glowed, as though it really were some gem of Asia. Where she went I did not see ; she had closed the door behind her. Old Dick tarried patiently, putting the con- tents of his pack in order again, and did not even look through the lattice. Dick, I suppose, was a worldly-wise man ; and thought that so long as the money was forthcoming for his mer- chandise, he had nothing to do with whence it came. Pretty girls might not care that he should know. Presently Avice returned : her face was very flushed now, and she spoke with eager, tremulous excitement. ' I ha' gotten it, Dick,' she cried. ' Here it be. It's a s"srftrm of siller, sure, to pay all atonst but the jew'ls are worth it. Here, one, two, three, four, five. All good money. All good ! ' The peculiar haste and excitement of her manner struck the shrewd old man, for he rung and bit every coin in suc- cession with care, as though suspecting bad money amongst them from the very volubility of her asseverations. They were all good, however ; and he put them by in a leather pouch, chuckling contentedly as he did so. ' I knew 'ee got the money somewhere,' he cried. ' But ye wimrnen allays want so much pressin' and coaxin' to make ee do what ye're dyin' to do ! Sure, and ye have the bravest dimonds i' the country-side, Avice. Nell at the Dell Farm will be main and mad when I tells her. She's allays rare and jealous o' ye, wench. M'appen ye've got a coin or two more lay by, that ye could gie us for this lot of blue ribbi r * ' UNDER THE ROSE-THORN. *3 * No, I ha'n't got a penny!' said Avice fiercely, covering her eyes with her hands to shut out the sight of the coveted ribbon. Already her diamonds scarcely contented her. * "Well, well, don't 'ee fret. Te got enow on ye neck to make 'em all crazed-like wi' jealousy,' said the benevolent Dick in consolation. ' And look 'ee, I'll put in this lot of pictur' papers, all for good will ; they'll wile ye a bit when ye're dull. They're all about lords and ladies ; uncommon pretty readin', and a power o' murders in 'em too. Them quality seems allus a-cuttin' each other's throats, if one may b'lieve them there pennies.' "With which he deposited two or three of the penny num- bers of fiction on the little table, and regarded himself, it was evident, as a person of princely liberality. * I hate readin',' said Avice ungraciously, looking, never- theless, at the illustrations. ' I dew spell these here out sometimes, 'cause I like to see how folk live in great houses, How fine it must be to hev gentry a-killin' theirselves for ye, and a-wearin' o' masks to trap*ye, and a-carryin' ye off to palaces i' the dead o' tha night. Do 'ee say as all's true what they tells ? ' ' All's gospel truth i' tha pennies,' said Dick promptly, forgetting his previous scepticism. ' It's all dukes what writes in them, and they must know what they does their- selves.' * And does they wear masks, and swords, and drive in gowden chariots, and carry off live princesses ? ' asked Avice eagerly, the dulness of her imagination stirred. Dick scratched his head thoughtfully. 1 Well, I seed a duke in these parts onst, long ago,' he said meditatively, * and he was a little old rum-lookin' chai^ I thought, wi' grey hair and yaller gaiters. And he rid^a fat black cob, and he said thank 'ee when I oped the gats for un. And I could na see as he was anything diff rent to Tim Eadly the stockin'-higgler, as was amazing like dim. But them pennies is gospel-true, lass ; niverye go to doubt it. And now I'll bid 'ee good day, my wench ; for I must get over moor-side afore the strike o' twelve.' And throwing his pack over his shoulder, and taking his staff, the old man left us, and went out by the rear of the house, and began to climb the steep wooded hill that rose between the cottage and the moorlands that lay beyoncU 24 PUCK. Avice scarcely noticed his departure. She was absorbed in thinking of the dukes and in gazing at her jewels, with her elbow resting on the table and her eyes fixed on the glass. Suddenly, however, she darted out and called to the pedlar, as he slowly crept up the lower slope of the hill. I could hear his voice reply from above. ' What is 't, lass ? Ha' ye found siller enow for the blue ribbin?' ' No ! ' she cried to him. ' Ony ony I forgot to tell 'ee if ye see Ben any time don't 'ee say no thin' to him o* tha dimonds. Mind that ! ' ' O' course not,' he sung out in answer. ' Wheniver does I say anythin' ? ' ' Thank 'ee,' she called back. * Ye knaw he dusna like my layin' out o' money on rattletraps and bits o' brass, as Ve calls 'em/ ' Ben's a fule,' retorted the old man from above, amongst the firs. CHAPTEE HI UVDEE THE APPLE TEEE, SHE came into tlic- '.? v ase again and ran to her mirror at once: she was fever U', and little at ease, it seemed, but her ' dimonds ' still afLorded her rapturous delight. The gold was so yellow, and the stones were so big ! She seemed never to tire of clasping them on and off, and changing their resting-place, and picturing to herself, doubtless, the admiration, she would draw on her at the wakes, and the bitterness of soul which she would cause to Nell o' the Moor Farm. Hour after hour she spent, gazing at these things and at herself in them, and thinking, idly and purposelessly, yet with a curious mixture of anxiety and savagery, to judge by the shadows that flitted one after another across her face the shadows of desire and of dis- satisfaction. ' If I could ony be where them things be wored all day, and dukes be a-swearin' o' love till they kills theirselves 1 * she muttered half aloud, over her precious gems. UNDER THE APPLE-TREE. 25 She nad led the simplest and most innocent life possible ; she had been no more touched by whispers of evil than the little blue cuckoo's-eye flowering without ; she had been brought up with the birds and the beasts, the noble moors and the radiant waters, and had had no more to acquaint her with the guilt of the world than the young lambs at play in the dales. But yet these longings were in her ; these senses were inborn and importunate. Vision she had not, imagination she had not, ambition she knew naught of, and intelligence was dead in her ; but these she had vanity, and greed, and sensuality, the true tempters of thousands of women. After a while she took her treasures up the stairs, to hide them away, no doubt, in some box in her bedchamber, and there she remained till the day had almost waned, when she came down again and put on the potatoes to boil. She threw them into the pat with their skins scarcely washed, and sat down to peruse one of the * pennies,' reading it slowly and painfully, spelling each word out, and tracing it with her forefinger. She started a little as Trust entered with the setting of the sun, and after him his master. Ungracious at all times to her brother, her manner changed this evening ; she wel- comed him with more cordial warmth than usual, chattered with a flow of words very rare with her, and busied her- self in getting his supper with much more willingness than she had shown on any night previous. Ben himself looked very pleased with the alteration in her, and responded to it with a caressing tenderness that was infinitely gentle and touching. ' I'd a run o' luck to-day, my pretty,' he said, sitting over his potatoes and oatmeal. ' There wits c lady as had lost her track i' the big pine wood, and I pit Ler right, and she gi'ed me a shillin' for 't. Aiid soon drier, whiles I was a-working', there kern a man a- tr ampin', you know, as those paintin' chaps and tha fellows as break up the stones wi' a little hammer allays do. They ses they's gennlemen, but I niver b'lieve as gennlemen born 'ud go about wi' nasty oil- Eots or bags o' bits o' gritstone. Howe'er, that's neither ere nor there. This un, he spoke uncommon kind, and 1 picked him out a atom of cawke and a mossel or two of clue- John, as seemed to please him, and he gi'ed me a a6 PUCK. shillin' tew. So I was rare i' luck tlia morn. And Trust, tew ; for he got a lot of san'widges out o' this here gennle, man's pack. How's ta pup ? He look rare an' brave, Eh, my little 'un, ye'll pull through safe enow, won't e'e ? 'Tis a pretty crittur, sure.' This was the first praise that I ever heard of my beauty, which has all my life been remarkable : it has been lauded by many lips, but by none more honest and kindly than poor Ben's. Avice received his news with unwonted sympathy, and seemed to desire to atone for the general badness of her careless cookery, by an assiduity that should leave him no- thing to desire in his present meal, and induce him to linger over it longer than usual. In this, however, she failed. He cared little what he ate, and he had a design he was eager to execute. The supper, and the thanksgiving for it, ended, he rose and took his gardening tools. ' Te wunna go and garden tha night, Ben ? * asked Avice rapidly. ' Do 'ee look : tha sun's down.' 1 There's a lot o' light, lass,' he laughed in answer. ' 1 allus garden arter 'tis down or afore 'tis riz. Te knows that well enow.' ' But it's so cold, Ben, and so damp,' she urged, with a curious feverishness. ' Ye'll get the rewmatiz, sure as ye live, if ye garden this time o' night.' He laughed aloud at this. ' Why, Avice, d'ee think I's an old un of sixty year ? D'ee iver know me ailin' of aught ? Stay'ee in if ye feel the damp; but the weather's no been bred yet as can daunt or damage o' me.' And he went. Trust whispered over my box : ' He is going to bury that two shillings with the rest cinder the apple-tree. She does not dream he has saved money there, you know.' I said nothing. ' And it's all for her,' added Trust ; ' all for that uglv red gown that she cried for last Candlemas.' Avice stayed by the hearth, with her hands clasped and her head bent, and the ruddy light of the cobble fire play ing on her bowed head. L'NDER THE APPLE-TREE. Yj A brief space later there came on the night air a great cry, followed by a sudden silence. Trust rushed headlong out ; Avice remained unmovable. A little later her brother appeared on the threshold. His face was very pale, and he looked dazed and appalled. ( Avice, there's bin a thief here ! " he said tremulously, though his grave voice was very low. ' A thief ! ' she echoed, without lifting her head. ' What hev the fowls bin stole ? ' * No ; they's in their coops,' he answered, with a tremor still in his voice ; ' but there's bin somebody a robbin' me, for all that ; a-robbin' you, my little lass, a robbin' you ! ' 'Me! ' 'Ah, my dearie, ye didna know,' said Ben softly and sadly. * I was wrong, maybe, not to tell 'ee ; ye'd ha' been more heedful o' tramps about. But ye see, lassie, ye was so wishful for that gownd, that I thoct as how I'd surprise ye. And, d'ye see, I says to myself, says I, I'll pit every stiver I can git in a hole under tha old apple-tree, and store it up till Ba^naby Bright, and thin tak her o'er to Ashbourne and gie her the thing she's a-longin' for. That was wot I thoct, ye see, and now it's every shillin' gone. The moss hev been pulled up, and the hole's clean empty as empty can be. If I'd c:ily telled ye, my pretty! And now ye'll have to wait for yer gownd.' Avice stood, still unmoved, waving to and fro in the fire ; then at length she spoke very huskily. * Lord, how good o' ye, Ben ! Who can it be as ha' took it?' He ruffled his fair hair in sorrowful perplexity. * Some tramps, a coorse, my dear. Didna ye hear any steps about ? ' ' Niver a one. But 'tis true I went up moor-side just "to look as whether the gorse's in bloom. It might ha' bin done whiles I was there.' 1 1 dessay, I dessay ! But who could tell as I'd money there?' ' They might ha 1 seed ye o'er tha fence.' ' Dick o' tha Wynnats ha'n't bin by, hev he ? I'm allui mistrustful o' th' old man.' ' I ain't seed Dick come Wednesday was a month. It must ha' bin a tramp.' IS PUCK. f 'Tramps don't kim much o' these parts/ said Ben with a sigh. ' It must sure hev been one, though. They might Look ower the fence, as ye say. I'm only sorry for ye, my lassie : it 'ud bin such a joy t' ye to ha' had that gownd.' Aviee went up to him, and threw her white arms round Kis neck and kissed him. * Niver mind, Ben ; I'll think as how ye hev gi'en it to ne ; that 'ull do jist as well.' He returned his caresses fondly, stroking her hair with a tender pitying touch. ' Theer's a brave wench ! "Tis rare and good o' ye to bear 't so well, Avice. It dew cut a bit, 'cause ye see I was so set up like wi' content, a bringin' them taw shillin' home just now ; and they'd ha' made sivin, and ther'd a bin but twice that agin to git afore ta simmer-time for ye to ha' the gownd. And now 't 's all to begin o'er agin ; and I canna surprise ye thin, 'cause I've telled ye o' it now ' His voice fell suddenly. It was a blow to him to have been robbed of this innocent kindly pleasure ; and five shil- lings are not made every day of a quarryman's life. Avice kissed him yet again. 1 Niver ye mind,' she murmured, with a certain emotion trembling even in her hard changeless voice ; ' m'appen the hins will tak to layin' sune 'tis springtide ; and if they dew, we'll pit the money by to make this'n.' ' That's a good lass,' he said tenderly. ' But it wunna be the same to me. The hins' money is allus your'n, my dear ; but wot I thoct on was to gie ye somethin' that ye suld never dream was a-comin'. Howe'er, I'll try and make tha pund up wi'out takin' from yer poultry-purse. Come out and look at tha apple-tree ; ye'll see as how it must have been thieved this day, for th'eer's all the moss pulled-up like, and the marks is as clear as spad could inak' 'em. No dew's fell since 'twas done. Well, we'll leave them as did it wi' G-od. Sure they wunna be tV happier for 't.' Ben lived between wood and moor, far from the cities of men ; and he still held the golden belief that stolen bread must be bitter in the unrighteous mouth. 1 Come and look, my dearie,' he urged again ; and Avice went. TRUSTS TALE. S9 CHAPTEE IV. TRUST'S TALE. THAT night, when all was still, I told what I had heard to Trust. He growled so long and so loud that he awoke B/euben, who threw open the lattice and called out aloud on the night-silence that he had a fowling-piece ready loaded for thieves. ' There's no thief save the one as he wears in his heart,' muttered Trust. ' Ah, it's in times like this that dogs wish they had human tongues.' 4 Why have we not ? ' I asked him. I was a young wee thing, and I did not know. ' Have you not heard ? ' said Trust. * To be sure, you are still in the cradle ; but it's a thing you ought to hear, so listen, I will tell you a story. ' In the early youth of the world, in the time when men were not weary with the endless roll of the ages, as they are weary now, there reigned in the East a King. All people dwelt then in the East ; the West that is now so great was only a vast dark wilderness, where the lands were all locked in ice, and there only lived the strange and nameless things that we find to-day entombed in the stones and the mines. The East had all the sunlight and all the glory and All the races of men. Do I speak too deep for your baby- age ? I tell this thing as my fathers told it. ' Well, this king was victorious and young, and of beauty and stature exceeding. He had great content in his life, and his dominion was the fairest of any that lav under the orient suns. He had many ministers and friends and lovers ; but the one of them all that he loved and trusted the best was his dog the great Ilderim. In those days dogs were the comrades and the counsellors of men. Men knew then how much wiser than they were the dogs, and sought to take profit of their wisdom ; and throughout the breadth of the land all dogs were held in high honour, rhey were guardians of gold, and took no bribes ; they were warriors, and asked no star or spoil ; they were public servants, and made no private purse ; they were counsellors of kings, and trafficked in no nation's liberties. They were (korangely unlike men in all things. 30 PUCK. 1 Now nderim was the noblest of his race : black, lion, shaped, fleet as the deer, strong as the bear, keen as the eagle, faithful as ah ! what other thing is ever as faithful as a dog ? And he was ever by the side of the king as trustiest counsellor and truest friend. The king loved II- derim, and Uderim loved the king. Their hours were all spent together. Together they chased the tiger and ele- phant ; together they warred with the savage chiefs who ravaged the neighbouring countries ; together they roamed in the balmy rose-gardens and slept under the pleasant palm-groves. ' The services that Ilderim had done to the monarch were as countless as the dates on the trees ; and when the heralds shouted forth the great deeds of the great people of the nation, first of all they proclaimed the acts and the prowess of Ilderim. And seven time? lie had saved the life of the king : once from water, once from steel, once from a leo- nard, once from a poisoner, once from an earthquake, once trom an armed foe at midnight. For all these things the king felt that no gifts the dog could ask would be too great to bestow; but Ilderim never asked aught. He wore a collar of gold, indeed, because the ornament pleasured the king ; but he made no account of the bauble, and if ever he preferred a request for anything, it was never for him- self, but only for some poor and starving mongrel whom he had met in the streets. All his own race worshipped Ilderim, and the smallest and meanest dog amongst them had only to tell his woes and his wrongs to the palace favourite to have them ailed and redressed at once. ' So Uderiin lived with the king a score years and more, and saved him from evil many a time. Now at the end of that period the king took a new wife to his harem, and made her queen, and adored her accordingly. She was young and of exquisite beauty, and she made a slave and a fool of her lord. "With her words she caressed Ilderim ; but he knew well that she bore him no love ; and once when she set food before him he smelt poison, and did not eat thereof. But he knew that the king loved her, and therefore he said naught of this wickedness ; for Ilderiin was wise, and knew well that a man freshly in love is more blind than the bats at noonday. 'In time it came to pass, "and this also full scon, that TRUSTS TALE. 31 palace and people all saw that the queeii was a wanton, and faithless. Her paramour was a slave at her court. And all the nation knew the king's dishonour, only he himself was still blind. The people murmured, and mocked him, and all the honour in which they held him ceased ; and his very throne was in jeopardy because he was fooled by a traitorous wife. And still his eyes did not open ; still he swore by the pure faith of his queen. * None dared to tell him of his own disgrace ; for all said, whoever tells it will die. Then Ilderim spake and said, " Though I die, yet will I tell him ; for his shame will turn his people against him, and they will arise and slay him, not choosing to have a fool for their ruler." " He will kill even you," they urged to him ; " hold your peace, and let the end come." Ilderim made answer, "Whoso holds his peace when it is for his friend's welfare that he speaks, is a coward. He shall no more be the tie of a wanton." 1 Then he went straightway to the presence-chamber; and he spoke in the speech of men ; and he told his lord of that frail wife's dishonour, and said, " Arise ! cast her off, and be strong as thou ever hast been." But the king, mad with rage, would not hearken ; he leapt down from his ivory throne, and drew his dagger out from his girdle, and thrust it into the heart of Ilderim. " So serve I the foes of my angel ! " he cried ; and Ilderim fell at his feet. " I forgive," he said simply, and died. ' Then when the king saw that indeed he had slaughtered the noblest friend that he had upon earth, he was as one distraught, and rent his robes, and bewailed bitterly all the day through, and called unceasingly on Ilderim's name. But Ilderim lay dead in the audience-chamber, and heard no more the voice of his grief. ' And that night the king himself was slain by his queen's paramour. ' So from that hour all Ilderim's race declared that never more would they utter the human speech of men, since he had perished thus, through man's blindness and woman's sin. The oath was sworn by generation after generation, and gradually the knowledge of this tongue that never passed their lips died out, and has never been learnt again. Wes till know the meaning of men when they speak, but we never speak their phrases in answer ; since death by 33 PUCK. the hand of a fool and an ingrate was the only recompense that fealty and truth brought to the great Ilderim, or have brought to his race to this day. For men are still what they were in the days of that king ; and dogs still are the same, only now we are silent.' CHAPTEE V. AMBEOSE OP THE FOEGE. THE spring soon deepened into that lovely flush of the early year which is beyond all other seasons in sweetness and in hope. By the time they allowed me to leave my bed and patter about in the sunshine, and wet my little white feathered feet in the burn, it was quite mid- spring, and infinitely beautiful in those north-country woods. A delicious living sunshine streamed all day through the wide doorway. The rose-thorn on the walls and roof was moved all day by the wings and the songs of the nesting birds that made their homes in it. Primroses bloomed in great tufts under every moss-grown trunk, and were fol- lowed later on by the wild blue hyacinths and the lilies of the valley. The tender green fronds of the ferns uncurled to new life, and the waters, freshly snow-fed, brimmed over in every rivulet's channel, and bubbled under ever knot of dock-leaves. Now and then, when I have been nestled on a satin robe at an opera-supper, surfeited with macaroons, almond- wafers, and truffles, I have remembered that pleasant spring- time, when I was so well contented, playing with a fir-cone, rolling over the kitten, leaving my coat on a wild, briery bough, and dappling my feet in the shallow freshets ; ami I have felt that I have never been so Bftppy as in that ieep old pine wood in the Peak. This was thoroughly irrational in me, of course. The happiness of our very early years is quite unconscious; and derives its peace from that very unconsciousness. If a child, or a pnppy. knew he were happy, he would be ana- lytical ; and with the first moment of self -analysis the first shadow of discomfort would fall. When I had reached the years at which I ate my truffle* and macaroons, the pine wood would not have contented me. AMBROSE OF THE FORGE. 33 When you wonder why you have not the enjoyment of childhood, your wonder is very idle, and the answer is simple ; you have not the sublime supreme selfishness of childhood, which just enjoys, and takes no sort of heed of any woes whatever that go on around it. Childhood is an intense egotist, but an egotist whom every one conspires to gratify and caress, so that it need not take heed for itself. If the world showed the same complacent indulgence to the egotism of maturity, the mature egotist would enjoy himself as much as the new-born one. I, being in the season of that serene infantine indifference to any and every sorrow near me, enjoyed myself in that little woodland cottage ; happy, and taking no thought. I grew extremely fond of Trust and of Reuben Dare : Avice, and I, and the cat, never liked one another. Ben always fed me before taking food himself, kept me warm with moss and wool, lighted the peat on purpose for me if I shivered, and was indeed incessantly troubled for my wants, and good to me. Avice only pulled my curls, or set the cat on me, or threw things at me for teasing her. On the whole, that brilliant and acute social philosopher, "Whyte Melville (whom I am proud to call my friend, for he has a soul that appreciates us), is very correct in his judg- ment when he avers that men have much more genuine kindness in them than women. There is a well-spring of kindliness in the hearts of many men, to which that of women is as a little shallow rivulet, noisy indeed, but of no depth or duration. * O, why did you beat him, Fred ! ' cried a peeress I knew once, to her lord, referring to a street-boy who had tried to steal his purse. ' Poor little thing, so worn, so wretched ! And I dare say no mother at home. Tou cannot think how my heart bleeds for him ! ' * G-ammon ! ' retorted his lordship. ' I gave him a thrash- ing because he deserved it.' The wife with tears in her pretty eyes got out of her car- riage at a great shop for French bonbons, and over the sweetmeats forgot her street Arab, then and thenceforward. My lord a crack shot at the pigeons, and a gay man of the world drove down to a club where he generally went for high gaming ; wrote a note there that set his people to trace the child home, paid twenty pounds a-year for him for 34 PUCK. seven years at a school where they taught beggar boys- trades, and was thanked a dozen seasons later for a kind- ness he had utterly forgotten, by a steady and rising young ehipwright, in whom he recognised with infinite difficulty the little wretched thief he had succoured. There is an illustration of men and women as I have found them. "Women's tears flow freely it is true ; but they can so easily be diverted from their course by bonbons. Men always say * gammon ' to sentiment, but while they say it, they'feel in their pockets, and ponder what's the best thing to do. ' What sail we call ta pup, lassie ? ' Ben asked one day, when I had grown to a tolerable size, that is to say, about as big as a moderate rat, and when the sweet sunshine of young April was beaming through the woods, and the ground was lovely with the ' rathe primrose,' and the air radiant with the yellow butterflies, that seemed as though they were the primroses themselves that had taken wing upon the balmy winds. ' Call't ? What's matter to call't aught ? ' said Avice sul- lenly. 'A beast's a beast. Baptisin' of 'em is sich gammon * 4 Nay, nay/ said Ben softly. * 'Tis allus well to know a crittur as 'ee do love by some name of his'n as sounds home- like and cheery on tha ear. I mind whin I was a lad, * keeping' o' Melchisedec Stone's cows, there was three jn 'em, and the Dun she was Bell, and the red 'un she was Cowslip, and the black she was Meadow-Sweets. Well, thim cows they knew their names like three childer, and they'd come for 'em right across the lees ; and one day whin I was na wi' 'em, but had beefc give holiday an' gone a bil- berry huntin' up o' tha Tor side, I clomb, an' clomb, an* clomb, till I was that high I got dazed like, and lost my feetin' upo' tha rocks, and came a hustlin' down and snap- ped my ankle, so I ne'er could move. Ye'll no mind o' tha time ; ye was but a babe just bared. ' It were very lonesome theer, and it seemed to me as it were hours that I had laid theer hitched like among tha bracken, with a great white gleamin' limestone a' above, and the water a purlin' and a moanin' iver so far down below. I thought as how night *ud come, and nobody'd not niver know as wheer I was; and I couldna stir for the AMBROSE OF THE FORGE. 35 perishin' anguish in my feet, and it were na good to holloa out, for theer were naught i' sight save tha crows an' daws a skirlin' agen tha Tor side. An' sure my heart it were fit to break, for I were hut a lad, and mither and a' lookit to me for bread, and I thought as how I'd niver see home no more. 1 "Weel, after awhiles, whin tha sun were gettin' very low, and tha mists was a* creepin' up, I spied a cow beneath, a grazin' on a slip o' turf just atween a rift i' tha Tor. She were a goodish long way below, but I knew her ; she were Cowslip. I dunno why, but tbat sight o' that crittur pit soul i' me; and I shouted all I could, Cowslip, Cowslip, Cowslip! It seemed as if tha poor beastie could ne'er ha' knowed me Jae long, and leave me a' alone theer to dee. And she didna. ' Cowslip, when she heared her name, she left off grazin' and listened ; I called agen and agen. What did she dew ? She just kem a toilin' up, an' up, an' up they is rare climbers our hill cattle. She slipt, and stumbled, and fell about sore ; but up an' up she kem, and at last wi' a rare scramble and hurtin' o' herself badly wi' brambles she reached me, and made such a to-do o'er me, an' licked me with her rough warm tongue, and was as pleased an' as pitiful as though I were her own bairn. Thin, like a Christ- ian, she set up a voice an' mourned; mourned sae long and sae loud that they heered her down i' the vale below. * To hear a cow mournin' like that, they knew as she were in trouble. Me they'd na ha' lookit for mebbe, even an' they'd heered me ; but Cowslip were worth a deal. So they kem a searchin' an' a seekin' ; an' they could see her white and red body though they could na see me ; and sae they lit on me, and carried me down, an' 'twere Cowslip as saved my life. An' iver after that I hev said 'tis allus well to name the critturs an' love 'em.' Avice said nothing ; she was plucking a dead chicken f 01 the market, and tore the plumage off lazily, yet savagely, with a curiously characteristic turn of the hand. ' What'll I call him ? ' pursued Ben, watching me where I played with the kitten. 'Eor sure he's just like them pucks an' pixies as they dew say still live i' tha green wood, and as I were that longin' ta see whin I were a boy, a? I took ivery white rabbit an' ivery flushed widgeon for 'em 3$ PUCK. I'll call him arter 'em I think. Theer's no fear as they'll be franzy,* think 'ee ? ' ' It doan't matter an' they be,' muttered Avice. ' Wheer's ase i' 'em ? They ne'er show na gowd, na no treasure, as they do say as a' fairies should ; I've seed the rings where they dances, myself' ; but they're a bad lot, as lives for theerselves an' dunno dew the least leetle o' good.' Ben smiled a little dreamily. * I dun' know why theer sud na be fairies, for sure theer'i a many o' God's works as wonderful only look at a little green beetle ! "Weel an' the wee people'll na mind we'll call ta pup Pixie or Puck.' ' Puck's the short 'un,' said Avice curtly, * an' Puck he's allus i' mischief they say, just like that ere vermin.' 1 Puck, thin,' consented her brother. 'But as for mischief, my lass, there canna be a more mischievous bairn than ye were i' a' the Peak. It's no a fault i' young things; it's jist the new-born life as works i' 'em like sae much girdin' yeast; and the more it dew work, the better ale we gits, they say 'i arter times, so it dunna dewto pit spike i' bunghole tew soon.' "Which was one of Ben's metaphorical flights which massed as high over Avice' s head as the flight of northward sweeping swallows that flew by in the still April noon : and thus in the deep nest of those old green pine woods I was named after the cheery and tricksy sprite who dwelt once by the hearths, as he dwells now in the hearts, of the people of Shakespeare's England. As soon as he had named me he took me over, on Satur- day afternoon, across the wood, to a little cottage that stood near the quarry. It was a blacksmith's forge to which the cart-horses at all the little farms, round about upon tho moorlands, used to be taken when they wanted shoeing. The work must have been of the scantiest ; for the farms were widely scattered and for the most part poor in cattle; but the big brawny smith looked strong enough to shoe aK the wild horses of the prairies had they been brought to hin? He was leaning over the half-door of his forge as Ben drew near; the ruddy glow of the fire behind him, and "before all the budding green woodland depth in which his workshop was embowered. 1 Gie ye godden, Ambrose,' said Ben, with that gentle * Angry, irritated. AMBROSE OF THE FORGE. J7 archaism in greeting that lingers in the pages of your old dramatists, and the mouths of your north-country peasantry; you never wish heaven's benison to your friends on night or morning now, when you meet witn them ; you only say 'how do you do? how do you thrive how do you prosper how do you employ yourself ?'* O terrible age of prose, of hurry, of avarice, and of officious occupation, which colours with its spirit even your careless casual salutation ! 'Ye're rare and welcome, Ben,' said the Samson of the anvil, his broad face lighting up with a sunny wistful smile. * Be pickaxe snappit, mebbe ? ' 'fa,' said Ben. '"Wark's na dune i' this'n here smithy that snap i' a score o' year. I kern to axe if so be as ye'd the leetlest mossel o' mittal as 'ud mak a ring f o' tha pup's throssle? I knaw ye'll gie it an' ye hev?' ' Sure un I will,' said the good-natured smith/ whom I had seen once or twice down at our place. 'Kern in whils I looks for him; and tak a thoct o' brid and cheese. I'll be glad to hae a crack wi' ye.' 'I'll set a bit,' answered Ben, seating himself as he spoke on a seat in the porch through whose ivied lattice-work the setting sun was streaming, while a red and green wood- pecker flashed by us in its light. 'But I'll na hev victuals na drink, thank 'ee. I arena' hungered na dry.' When I reached in after years the world of afternoon teas, of seltzers and sherries, of flower fete ices, of ladies' luncheons, of coffee and chasses, of Siraudin's bonbons, and Fortnum and Mason's hampers, I remembered this reason of his as one of the most curious I had ever heard given; one entirely unrecognisable in the land of his betters. 'We'll mak him a brave un,' pursued the blacksmith, catching me by the throat for measurement, and setting to work at once on a little circlet of white metal which 1 m my innocence thought was silver. 'Tha spring she be a comin' on finely, aren't she, Ben ? Tha kirrant-bushes theer be all set for fruit a'ready, and tha old apple-trees be all on the bloom. Mebbe y'LL tak a lettuce, and a bit o' cress like, ta Avice?' 'Thank 'ee kindly,' said Ben, not noticing that with the name there came a glow on his friend's face that was not * I think some one has said this before Puck : or ometliing to tfa *a^6 effect at taat ED. 3 3 PUCK. from the smithy-fire behind Mm. d cud mak tha thrid run smooth, or knot it, just as He chose, and 'twas wicked to think she could cross His will ; and the old dame, she said " Weel, sir, I dinna believe tha Almighty would ever spite a poor old crittur like me, don't 'ee think it. But if we're no to help our sells i' this world, what for have He gied us the trouble o' tha thrid to spin ? And why no han't He made tha shirts an' tha sheets an' tha hose grow theersells ? " And ta Passon niver answered her that, he only said she was fractious and blas-p/ze-inous. jSTow she warn't, she spoke i' all innocence, and she mint 4 what sha said she mint it. Passons niver can answer ye plain, right-down nataral questions like this'n, and that's why I wunna ga ta tha church/ He did not go ; Avice did, arrayed in all her glory of earrings and of beads, journeying thither in the donkey- cart of their only near neighbour. An old woman, who drove about the country with ferns and greenery of all kinds, and took her poor worn beast eight miles on its only day of rest, for the very good and notable reason that ' ta Passon ware a rare un for ferns and tha like j and if I warna to fa 4 6 PUCK. seed i' my seat 'o Sabbath day, he'd niver buy no more on. me. It's main and particular is ta Passon ; he cannaabid& Sabbath-breakers.' And she always beat the tired ass violently and often, that she might reach the church whilst yet the chimes were- ringing. She was a woman who had taken heed to th& * passon's ' counsel. Meanwhile the Sabbath-breaker spent his Sabbath morn- ings out of doors, amongst the things of which he was fondest the birds and the beasts, and the trees and the heather. It was in a very unlearned, desultory, dreamy fashion, of course, that he studied them : all the divinity that lies in books was hidden from poor Ben ; but he did study them in his own way, and he found many curious things of their lives, and their natures, and their habits, which, if he had only known how to tell his discoveries again, might have ranked him with Audubon and Stanley. ' I just am fond o' tha things, ye see, and so they lets me know about 'em,' he would say ; unconscious that he was the exponent of the great doctrine of sympathy. The teal in the brake-hidden ponds ; the hen-harrier amongst the sedges ; the timid hare under the ferns ; the pretty redstart on the boughs ; the small dark stoat wading amongst the huge leaves of the burdock ; the corn-crake in the scarce patches of wheat that grew, here and there, on the bleak brown moors ; the tiny chiff chaff flitting under the gorze all golden with legend-loved bloom ; the field- mouse sitting, squirrel-like, by her little home in the ground, where the sweet shady plumes of the meadow-sweet hid her in safety from the eyes of the kite : all these were his friends and familiars ; and he would wander amongsV them all through the hours of the quiet day, when not even the far- off sounds of the quarry, or of the husbandmen above on the moor farms, broke the sweet, restful, morning silence. Avice, sitting at church, glancing under her arching brows at the youths beside her, arrayed in her beads and her ear- rings, and gazing with her envious eyes at the manor pew r where the great folks were sequestered, received many praises from the pastor for her assiduity in attending the- service. Ben he called hard names, of which a heathen was not &e least. THE SABBATH-BREAR.ER. 47 New Avice on her homeward- way beat the donkey with fury and might, because her soul was sore to think of the great ladies up in the Squire's red-canopied pew. But Ben foing to the fern-seller's cottage to meet his sister, went rst to the stable and shook down a fresh bed of bracke , and filled a pail with water from the spring, and threw & great arm-load of sweet grasses and juicy thistles into he rusty rack. Which of the two would the poor tired beast if he could have given an opinion* have thought the most faithful follower of the teaching of One who walked in the fields on the Sabbath day, and rode on an ass to Jerusalem ? These Sundays with Ben were my greatest delight. To scamper over the boundless moorland ; to roll in the short scented thyme ; to watch with wondering eyes the squirrels leap from branch to branch ; then, lying tired, to sleep and dream, and wake in the pleasant drowsy sunlight : all this made a paradise of that old silent pinewood to me, and, in a sense too, to my master himself. His eyes used to have a curiously-contented look, half brightness, half sadness, but great contentment for all that as he strode through the yielding spear-grass, or lay at length under the shade of the branches. He did not speak often ; but now and then he did, to Trust or to me, or to the cushat in the boughs, or to the rabbit beneath the brushwood, or to some other timid moving thing. And at such times his voice was so gentle, so pitiful, so serious, that it had a sound in it, to my fancy, like that of the evening bells when they rung faintly in from the distance across the broad moors. "Whatever good I have kept in me and in the world it is very hard to keep any I owe it to Ben on those still Sun- day mornings, in those deep old quiet green woods. There was one spot I specially loved: it was a dell formed by huge boulders of granite and gritstone fallen one on another ; grown all over by ferns and by moss, and by all manner of foliage; and always full of shade even in the hottest noontide. * I find our friend Puck is not much more liberal after all than the rest of creation ; and conceives that no race save his own possesses any intelligence ! ED. 48 PUCK. There Ben would lie for hours, looking up at the bine ireamful sky, or at the birds moving in the thick leafage. 'And to think,' he murmured once, ' as the same Hand as shattered down tha mighty stones here, till they lays crushed ind o'ergrowed wi' the grasses, yit fashioned them wee blue wing-feathers of tha atomy of a tomtit i' his nest theer. It is wonderfu ' ! Shanna we niver know how't was done ? niver see the sun a bit nearer? Lord's sake ! I carma but wish that He'd ha thoct of some ither way o' food for keep- in' the varsal world fu' o' his critturs, than tha way o' 'em murderin' one anither, preying on one anither, from tha man on tha ox tew tha sparrow on tha worm. It don't seem right like; as how Him who'd tha power o' rnakin' that sun move i' tha heavens, shouldna' ha bin able to hit a' some better means for keepin' tha life He giv i' us wi' out pittin' tha lusts in our souls to kill tha weakest things aside o' us. It's uncommon queer an' sad tew, as ta seem that tha should na be ony way o' livin' save by dith.' And so the dim, wise, tender, untutored mind perplexed itself in sorrowful pondering: and Ben, who could scarce tell one letter from another, puzzled over problems that the sages and the scholars of the world cannot solve. If Ben had had education, I think he would have been a man of whom the world would have heard somewhat ; for he had all the strange mingling of acuteness and childlikeness, of fine perception and foolish faithfulness, that are so often characteristic of genius. As it was, never having even learned to read, and having from the seventh year of his age been obliged to get up in the gray of the mornings, and go forth to hard incessant, bodily labour that killed the brain in him, as it were so that wnen he returned at night he had no sense to do more than to creep up to his truckle-bed and sleep the heavy dreamless sleep of over-toil and of over- fatigue he had never had any culture of the powers within him. None could tell what ever they might, under another existence, have proved; and it was only through the fairness of nature around him, and the insight he had by instinct into its beauties and mysteries, that he kept alive at all those tender thoughts which, so sweet to the scholar, or the artist, or the noble, are perhaps only full of a dim bewildered pain to the poor man in whom they exist. I did not discern all this myself, of course ; but Trust did, and tlirough Trust I came to see it. THE SABBATH-BREAKER. 49 Ben Dare's love for his sister was wonderful; he seemed to see none of her faults, save that ever-craving of gold, of which now and then he so gently warned her. But even his perception of this blemish in her never brought the fact, or the suspicion thereof, to his mind that she had in- deed taken his coins from under the apple-tree. No vague fancy of the truth ever occurred to him ; he trusted Avice with all his heart and soul, and though many times one could observe that she was an anxiety and a disappointment to him, and that her sullen, ungrateful words not seldom wounded him sorely, he never spoke a harsh phrase to her, and only thought her guilty of 'pettishness' such as often besets a spoilt child. She was not contented, he knew; but then, as he was wont to say if he spoke to any fellow-workman on the matter, * 'tis ony tha gaiety-like o' girlhood, look you ; they're often like that i' their fust years. 'T 'ill wear off sure-ly wi' time; and m'appen she'll get wed, you know she's sae pretty and thin wi' tha childer comin', an' that, a nursin' 'em and a pratin' tew 'em, an' a tidyin' o' 'em, she'll f orgit a' these little maggits o' fancies an' fineries, and sittle down good an' quiet ; I'm sure o' it.' But he was not quite sure in his own heart ; and he was disquieted oftentimes for Avice ; and took blame to himself because he did not make the house 'alive* enough to amuse a young girl; and worked extra hours, early and late, that he might earn more money to replace that stolen from him, and give her some gift or some treat with it some fairing, some daintier food, or some new bit of apparelling. ' I allays feel, ye know, as if tha mither was a watchin' o* me/ he said once to his only friend, after Ambrose of the Forge, a man like himself, in the quarry. ' She axed me a* dyin', poor soul, to hae a care o' that little 'un ; and I dew think if anythin' went wrong wi' Avice, 't f ud vex mither sore, where'er she be, for tho* they may gae to heav'n, I'll niver b'lieve as they f orgits all us down here, or gets hard as stones to what happen till us.' ' Maybe no, Ben,' retorted his brother-in-labour pokinf his hands ruefully among his tumbled yellow hair, all white with the powder of the shattered limestone. ' I often won- ders as how them as is a singin' wi' tha angels as they says they be can sing i' tune an' time like, whin they knows all 50 PUCK. as is a happenin' to their frinds and their childer below. I suppose they dunna fash theirselves about it; but : ee hev to git main aii' hard like, afore 'ee can be a angel.' Thereon he finished his noon-day bit of bacon and bread, and sent his pickaxe with ringing strokes into the stone: he lived on the other side of the wood, three miles nearer the village church, at which he was a leader in the quire. ' I s'uld niver do for a angel,' he muttered, as he lifted the axe. 'Why t'other Sunday when my old tirrier, Bee, as you'll well mind un, died o' that lump i' her throat a Sunday mornin', I couldna git my voice at all for thinkin' o' tha good old crittur ; and I had to gie o'er afore the "G-lory be," and go outside aneath tha yew, and I was a cryin' like a child there 'cause 't old Bee was stiff an' cold. If you'd seen her look, Ben, her look at me till tha verra last ! ' Ben was too much a pagan to rebuke his friend ; or to insist that the ' Glory be ' should have been too solemn and awful in its nature for any thought of the dead terrier to have intruded on it, and spoilt the mellow notes of its best bass singer. In this simple, healthful, open-air life I throve apace, and became exceedingly beautiful and graceful, as I could tell by looking at myself in the clear mirror of the bright run- ning water. If my forefathers and brethren had all died at the Hall, I can only imagine that their lamentable decease must have been caused by velvet cushions and meat-surfeit- ings. I have often witnessed the melancholy results of epicureanism on members of my noble race. I throve certainly, and grew to my full size ; which never exceeded that of a small rabbit ; nor ought indeed to hav( exceeded it, for the virtue and worth of my people lie ix their diminutiveness, as do those of Elzevirs and of Parlia- mentary consciences. Even old Dick, the pedlar, who ' could na abide dogs,' ob- served me when he came again in Ben's absence one day in the summer; and remarked that I was a rare nice un surely, an' wurth a sight o' siller,' he guessed. Ever after that unhappy speech, Avice regarded me with more favour, but with a glance excessively like to that with which a hawk surveys a lark. Once she asked her brother, THE SABBATH-BREAKER. 51 1 "Wunna ye niver sell ta pup, Ben ? 'Tis pretty, ar.d sae glossy an' white, I believe ye'd get a pund for't, an 1 'twere well chaffered for ' Ben glanced at her with a grave look in his eyes, under which she was silent and restless. ' I shall niver sell ta pup, lass,' he said. ' I dunna mak a thing fond o' me and rear it wi' trouble, jist to barter it awa' to strangers, who might tormint it for aught I might tell.' ^ Avice said no more ; she knew that there were things on which her gentle and patient brother was inflexible, and even obstinate, however yielding he might be usually to her varied caprices. I myself heard this decision with infinite gladness, for I knew nothing then of the great world, and I loved the pinewood and the moor. I had my liberty, I had kindness, and I had sunshine : a young thing would be very envious indeed that asked, or desired, more. So the whole, long, golden summer passed ; the drowsy bees humming over the countless flowers ; the white and rose heaths covering the turf with a maze of soft colour; the limestone rock flushing under the red glowing rays of the sunsets ; the water-birds floating all day long in the amber light over the beds of the waving sword-reeds ; the trout darting by in the clear shallow water, and hiding their pretty white backs under stones. The summer was delightful to me ; and to Ben it had a dim divine charm, that made the mere sense of living sweet to him, despite all his toil. Even Avice loved the 'summer-time,' as your G-erman singers call it fondly ; it broke the monotony of her life ; it brought stray wanderers over the moors ; it sent an artist or two into the heart of this old dusky fragrant wood; it was the season of harvest homes, and of several wakes in the villages that lay nearest. Aiid Avice, although so idle with her 'chores' (i. e. housework), and so indifferent to exertion, would walk ten miles any day on the chance ot a dance at night, and a supper in some little outlying farm, or some village alehouse where, Ben not being by, 'she wore her 'dimonds/ and eclipsed every girl who might foot it there. Whenever she returned from one of these pleasur* ings she was trebly sullen, and ill at ease always afterward? E2 5* PUCK. But we were the sufferers from that, not she ; and BO the consideration of the 'hard stone in the sweet date' no more deterred her from seizing and devouring her date, than it deterred her stx in the early days of the East. Ben used now and then to offer some gentle remonstrance against this absolute devotion to gaiety, when its god was worshipped undei the questionable roofs of pot-houses; but Avice always made out that she was going with some good old dame whose presence would have sanctioned the very revels of Bacchus or of Priapus themselves, and he had not the heart to restain her from the few enjoyments that broke the monotony of her years. A well-dressing, a wake, a dance, a wedding feast, were such delight to 'the lass,' he reckoned; it would have been 'unked' to have begrudged her those little mirthful frivolities of a girl's earliest youth. To go with her himself was im- possible; he had to be at his labour by sunrise, and did not leave it till sunset, whether he were at the quarry, or, when stone work was slack, at the farms. He could onlv trust her; and he did trust her, with that entire faith wnich all loyal natures give until they are paid with the coin of deceit. 'I fear as how the wench is a goin' wrong,' said the man who had lamented the loss of Bee once, at the quarry, to his wife when she brought him the noon-day 'bit and sup.' 'She's allays a junkettin' somewheres, or if she bean't junkettin' she's a mopin' ; which is m'appen worser of the tew. And they do say as how she's a gay 'un ; and as how voung Isaac up a tha flour mill and she be arter no good, feut I doubt'n of fashen Ben about it. I might dew more harm na good ? ' * Dinna ye meddle, Tarn,' said his wife, who was a shrewed woman. 'It's niver no good a threshin' other folks' corn; ye allays gets the flail agin i' ye own eye somehow.' 'Mebbe,' said her lord, 'I would na mind gettin' hit if I eaved ta corn by threshin' it ; but I dunna see how I suld rightly. The lass ud say na, and Isaac ud say na, o'course, and Ben ud niver change a word wi' me agin.' So not even Friendship dared to tear the band off Ben's eyes. Friendship, when it is not a bully, 10 yery commonly a toward. THE SABBATH-BREAKER. 53 When the summer had passed, and it was the first warm mellow touch of autumn that flushed the leaves, and made the waters flow faster, and shook the brown cones off: the fir-trees, one of Avice's beloved days of junketing came round with unusual honours. It was 'wake-week' at a little town some twelve miles away, and in addition to the wakes' singing and dancing and feasting, there were a fair and a circus and various other wonders. So at least old Dick o' tha AYyimats, making his quarterly visit with Michaelmas, informed her with mucli unction and imaginative description in reward for the money she laid out with him three whole shillings veritably her own from her poultry-yard ; the hens being the only things of which she took any real care, because they brought her in some silver with the outlay of which Ben never interfered. Ben dearly liked a Bmoke of his pipe, out-of-doors in the still twilight in summer, or by his hearth in the winter. But of late he had not smoked at all, because it ' pit wings to the siller, my lass,' as he told her ; because, as Trust told me, he was trying hr,rd to make up by Michaelmas that sovereign's worth which the thief's appropriation had pre- vented his possessing at Midsummer. * It's all in a hole in the timber under his bed,' said Trust; 'he don't put faith in the apple-tree money-box any more. And even she does not know of this, or it would not be long quiet in his old stocking in that wood cranny.' For whichever purpose it was, however, that he saved his tobacco money, he went without his one enjoyment all through the soft hot summei. Avice knew it, and saw him cast now and then a wistful glance at the unfilled pipe. There was abundance of tobacco in old Dick's pouch ; but she did not purchase three-penny-worth of it out of her egg-money. She only bought some yards of bright scarlet ribbon, some yards of common lace, some mock amber beads for her throat, and a very small jaunty straw hat. * Ye'll come ower, sure ? ' pressed old Dick. * Why, law'k a mercy, 'fill be sich a sight as hanna be seed i' the country sin th' old King o' the Peak wint to glory hundreds of years agone. There is a lot o' play-actors a comin' and ye niver seed a play ? ' ' Nay ! ' assented Avice with a sigh, * I niver ^id : what does they dew?* 54 ' Lord sake, my dearie, I could na tell 'ee,' said Dick, with much solemnity. 'It's all lyin' all lyin', iviry bit f most butiful ! There's fallers a cryin' their hearts out as was laughin' fit to kill theirsells a minit afore. There's kings wi* crowns o' gowd on as was jist common men, wi' pipes i' their mouths, tew seconds agone. There's ugly trapezin' mawthers o' gals, as one would na ha' picked out o' street, all smilin' and rosy, and jew'lled and lovely like; wi' the people a clappin' an' a cheerin' on em' like mad. 'Tis all lyin', ye knaw ; theer's tha beauty on it ; and tha folks they goes and take on so as niver was, and b'lieve it like Scriptur they do. Why, I've seed un a kickin' a woman as laid on doorstep i' tha open street (a' least the constable he got a kickin' o' her, and tha crittur moaned, and tha folk about laughed at it as a rare good joke; she'd a been clemmed by the way, she could na get a bit o' bread nohow); weel! and I seed 'em that self-same night, tha self-same folks i' tha playhouse, a cryin' and a ckmourin', and a rockin' theersells to an' fro wi' grief a' cause a queen on the stage had pisoned herself out o' rage and jealously. O' tha lyin's uncommon good, 'tis sure to move 'em a deal more'n ony tha fac' itsell.' Avice listened intently. 'But 'ee sed,' she began eagerly, 'as how ugly mawthers were took i' tha play and med beautiful. "Weel-favoured wimmin thim must be must be ' 'Dazzlin' like the sun, my wench!' said Dick em- phatically. ' O' course tha beauties allus looks tha best. Lawk-a-deary me, why if a pretty gell git o' tha stage, she'll go wed a duke afore Christmas ! ' 'But how does 'ee git theer!' asked Avice with panting breast. Dick looked very thoughtful, but he winked his eye with dull unction. ' Eh, ma dear, I dun' know. I is na a pretty gell. But I think as how if I was un I'd jist go wheer a playhouse were ; and I'd walk in and I'd ax to see the gintleman aa kips it ; and I'd show him ma bonny face and my bonny fute, and a* tha gowd o' ma hair, and I would na doubt much as he'd pit me on tha boords.' Avice listened breathlessly. ' A'out money ? ' she aske'd. HIS FIRST BETRAYAL. 35 'Well,' said Dick, 'there & some as pays money to git theer, I know; but a handsome wench she ha' got her siller i' her eyes and her lips. If I were ye, Avice, I'd hev a try, that I 'ud, i' tha wake-week. He could na but say ye nay.' She listened thirstily, and with longing, wondering gaze. 'But I is na bright?' she said, sullenly. 'Clever, ye knaw I canna read but a bit or tew.' Dick snapped his fingers. 'Wimmen as good-lookin* as ye, lassie, need na larn tlu'er ABC! But m'appen ye would na like to leave Isaac/ he .added slily. ' He's a strappin' lad, sure-ly.' ' I'd leave him this rninnit ! ' she said savagely, twisting to and fro her yards of new scarlet ribbon. 'Ye'r wispin' tha, ribbon, ma dear,' said Dick calmly; then he bent towards her and whispered in her ear : ' Ben dinna know o't ? * She coloured scarlet as her ribbons over her face and bosom, as she murmured back a faint negative. * Thin, my wench, git awa' soon, to playhouse o' some- wheres if ye're wise,' muttered Dick, still in her ear, witt a chuckle and a grin. Avice, still with the hot flush on her face and tingeing still her swelling breast, shook him off and went within. The old man, still chuckling to himself, climbed slowly up the hill to the Moorside. ' She'll go ta playhouse,' I heard him mutter. ' And tha dukes will rin mad ower Isaac's cast-off! Lawk-a-day! the lords' Ught-o'-loves is allus a honest man's leavin's!' CHAPTEE VII. HIS FIEST BETBAYAL. IT was autumn-time ; and work being slack at the quarry, Ben went 'a ploughin',' to the various farmsteads lying around; little clusters of white or gray buildings, with roofs of thatch or red tile, that broke here and there the dark blue of the distant pine woods, the purple of the LillSs, or the green of the woods and meadows. Mounting the slope behind our cottage to its highest point, where it became moorland, and shelved down again n the other ride, you could see for thirty milea about on $6 PUCK. every side, and many of these little homesteads caught you* sight, nestled in the dip of a valley, caught in the clift of a rock, or perched on the brow of a hill. Some few of these were far too distant to allow him to go and come to them in the day, and he slept where his work chanced to be. At such times I missed him greatly; and Trust sat with a grave anxious countenance on the doorsill, ev^ry now and then awaking the echoes with a short woe-begone howl. He was going for six days' agricultural work to a farm near Ashford-in-the- Water on the same week that the * wakes,' so strongly eulogised by the pedlar, were to take place ; and Avice, on the Sunday night before his departure, pleaded hard with him for permission to go thither for the great day of all. Old Dame Smedly, the fern-seller, was going, she urged, and would take her. * It's tew far for tha donkey to kem and go i' twelve hours, my lass,' he objected, * and I dunna like for ye to sleep fra' hame. Least o' all, tew, i' that town where I dunna knaw a soul.' ' But Dame Smedly dew, Ben,' persisted his sister. ' She hev a half-cousin, an unco' decent man, as own a Public theer, and we culd sleep i' his house tha night, and thin back agen wi' marn. Te knaw ye've axed her to he wi' me here whiles ye're on tha tramp.' 1 I'm no' goin' on tramp, lass,' said Ben, a trifle annoyed. ' I'm a goin' tew Ashford i' tha "Water; ye mind it right on well. A Public bean't tha sort o' place for ye, my dearie ; there's allus a lot of men a' skittles, and bad wimmim a trolloping about.' * It's a very 'spectable house, Ben! ' moaned Avice. ' And I think it shame to cast foul words agin the old dame's folks, as is a main deal better off than us aren't.' ' 1 dinna cast no words at 'em,' said Ben patiently. * I ony ses, as I allays ses, that a Public ain't a place for sich a wench as yew.' 'It's tha ony roof I can sleep under, Ben! and to lose this wakin' will kill me, it well ! There's a fair, and merry- go-rounds, and play-actin', and conjurin', and lots o' dancin'; an' I didna think ye'd be so cruel as to do me out o't ! Whin I sees nothuV in this lonely hole fra one year's end to t'other !' And Avice burst into tears ; using the great weapon of ber sex without stint or scruple. HIS FIRST BETRAYAL. 57 Of course Ben gave in, and let her have her way ; the more quickly, though not the more readily, because he knew well that if he did not let her have it, she would take it, the moment his back was turned. ' Grie me a kiss, my lass,' he said sadly, when the storm had passed, and she consented to smile through her tears. 1 Mebbe ye wunna be up afore I'm off to-morroV She kissed him willingly; with pretty caressing ways and words. Surely Judas must have been a woman disguised ? "With the first gray streak of the morning, he went on his way, over the hills to the "Wye-watered dales, where his labour lay, among the golden-brown woods of the autumn. He signed Trust gently back with his hand, and bid him etay and mind the place ; my head he touched lightly and fondly. ' Grood-bye, little un,' he murmured kindly ; ' I'll soon be wi' ye agin.' Then he went ; through the gray, damp, vaporous air, that was like clouds of steam over all the hills, and whitened as snow all the valleys. There had been no one up to set his breakfast, or to bid him Grod speed. As he drew the door after him, and left us alone in the feeble, sickly light of the solitary rush-candle by which he had groped his way to the poor meal he had eaten, Trust threw up his head and gave his Ion** wailing agonised howl. ' That won't bring him back ? ' I nazarded, for the noise made me feel so miserable. ' I know that ! ' said Trust sharply. * Howling won't bring a dead sheep to life, but many are the dead sheep I have howled over ; where they la.v stiff and frozen, down in a snow-drift, poor fools. Though we can't help things, we grieve for them. If you never do that when you are grown up, you will be as hard as a stone or a woman ! * Alter which answer, he recommenced his lamentations, with much seeming relief to himself ; until Avice opened her door, and called to him to be quiet, or ' she'd bang his head off his shoulders.' His reply to this was another howl, only louder, shriller, and more prolonged than ever. She sent a piece of heavy wood flying at him, down the stairs. Trust watched it coming, got out of its way, and with much contentment saw it shiver the little angle of looking- 58 PUCK. glass on the wall. Then, satisfied with his vengeance, he composed himself into a "ball, and was silent. Trust and I had a bad life for the next three days with Avice, and the old woman, Smedly ; we should have had a worse, only that they were fearful of him when he growled,, and this he did, very nearly unceasingly, from morning till night. On the third day, the husbandman on the Moor Farm borrowed Trust to help him bring in some sheep from a. distant part of the moor on which they had been turned out for the late summer graze, and I saw my only friend leave me, with a sinking at my heart a foreboding of what ill I could not tell. The fourth morning was that on which Avice and the dame were going to the wakes ; and the donkey-cart was at the door by six o'clock of the dawn. I had understood that ' Nell o' the Moor Farm ' had pro- mised to look after me, in recompense for the loan of Trust at the sheep-fetching. So I was amazed and frightened when Avice wondrous to behold in the diamonds, and the lace, and a very bright blue print dress, and the morsel of a hat, all aglow with the scarlet ribbons jammed me into- one of those quaint brown willow-baskets, peculiar to that district, shut the lid with only a peep-hole for air, and set me up on the cart with her bundles and the old woman's- red cloak. I moaned, I whined, I yelped, I made all the uproar I knew how ; but it was of no avail j they did not heed me ;. the cart went jogging on its way. Through the chinks of the basket I looked at the little cottage, n'ke a robin's-nest in an ivy bush, with the white morning mists hovering above it on the great hill slope, and the bright brown brook running by its loor. Alas ! I never saw it again. The road which the cart took was not up the hill and. across the moors; it penetrated the whole width of the wood, and then went through a shallow * sough '* of water, which was in winter too swollen to allow of any thorough- fare that way ; and then passed over the brow of a steep stony slope, and so got at last into a high road, called, like a score of others in the country, the Derby road. * A small lagoon, such as is called in Norfolk *a broad.' HIS FIRST BETRAYAL $$ My heart died utterly, as we were dragged this weary ength, in a progress only interrupted by the dead pauses of the donkey, and the loud blows rained upon his back. I thought of Trust, running, leaping, barking, so joyously, so excitedly, so full of eagerness and of importance, on the far-away purple moor bringing home the sheep if he only had known ! For I had no sort of doubt or hope left in me ; I knew that she was going to sell ' tha pup/ as well as though I had heard her proclaim aloud her wicked intent. The journey seemed endless to me ; we jogged at last into a little clean, old-fashioned, stone-built town, shady with many trees, and with a noble ancient church in the centre of its market-place. I should think it was usually as quiet as its own graveyard ; but now in wake week it was thronged with men and women and children from all the outlying villages. Its church bells were ringing merrily and madly ; its market-place was thronged with booths, and shows, and sports, and flags ; and outside a wooden build- ing, on a platform, there were the play-actors of the pedlar's legend, strutting to and fro in all the glory of gold, and silver, and velvet robes, and waving plumes, while one gor- geous creature in scarlet and amber blew his trumpet loudly, and proclaimed the performance of the night. 1 Lawk a mussy, look ! ' I heard Avice cry out , * O, ain't it beautiful ? What I 'ud give to ony be that girl wi' the short pink skirt, and the silver shoon, and that crown upo* her head! 1 I could have told her that she had looked a thousand times prettier herself, washing in the burn, with her linen kirtle tucked up to her knees, and her white arms and bosom coming forth from the brown leathern bodice like white moss roses out of russet autumn leaves. But if I could have spoken, what use would it have been to have told such a truth as that to a woman ? "With all their egregious vanity voracious of flattery as a fish of food they are always distrustful of themselves when arrayed in the garment of simplicity. At another time I should have thought the market-place a gay scene enough, in its way, with its colour, movement,, noise, and mirth ; and that rich blue sky of the dying sum- mer over all the quaint peaked roofs. 60 PUCK. As it was, I was wretched. "We stopped at a dirty tumble-down little ale-house, which a gaudy sign proclaimed as the ' Miners' Joy ; ' there were lead mines the other side of the town in the heart of a luxuriant woodland, once a royal chase. Here Ariee and her companion were noisily welcomed ; and she. for that matter, embraced by a knot of men before the ' Public's * door, of whom one was her host. She laughed a little with them ; drank a draught o spiced ale, then took me up-stairs in my basket to her room. When she had put the finishing touches of finery to herself, she went out of the attic with a loud slam to the rickety door, and left me to my meditations, which were none of the brightest. It was now near the hour of sunset. Through the thin wattled walls of the * Public,' and through the open lattice, I could hear the various voices now of a man and a woman who seemed husband and wife, and were in the adjoining garret now of the persons gathered drinking in the wide thatched porch below. ' Thar go the wench/ said one of the former, the wife I think by her voice, by which I suppose Avice was meant. ' She hev trim limbs o' hern, she hev kiver ground like a Polly- wash-the-dish-up.'* ' Esau bean't a losin' time,' said the man, with a grin in his voice. ' Theer's his arm about her a'ready.' ' She's a willin' un,' sighed his wife sadly. ' She dunno let grass grow a'neath her shoon i* courtin.* t She's abuve Esau, tew,' said the husband. ' She axed jist now how many dukes theer was i' England * 'What did tell her? 1 * Sed as theer warn'a but one. An* there is na. Ony our duke, old woman.* 1 No, for sure. But what could gell want wi' dukes ? ' 1 She's franzy wi' her bit o' oat-cake ; an' mad for a plum 'un,' answered the other allegorically. 'It's thim chip news-sheets as dew mischief ta gells and lads ; makin' em' quar'l wi' their lot, and git sae cock-a- whoop and fulish as theer's nae standin' 'em.' ' And that's trew. But un mun knaw how world wags ? ' ' Why mun ye ? ' grumbled the man. ' 'Taint naught * A water- wagtail. HIS FIRST BETRAYAL. l t'ye. Ye mind yer kittle biles, and yer bin s lay, an' yer cabbage dunna get worums, and yer cnilder dunna tell lies to 'ee that's wot ye've gotten ta dew. "World dunna want 'ee, 'tis big enow to take care o' itsell ' 'Sure I'm allus slavin' for childer,' said his wife, with something like a sob. 'Ye lets 'em lie,' growled the other. ' Littlest 'un, he told me a wopper yest'reen. I gie him a rare crack o' rate for 't. Beddin' news-sheets an' pratin' o' world, whiles worums gits at yer greens, an' lies comes pat ta yer bairns that's just screeching at neighbour's chimbley- smoke, an' lettin' yer ain place burn ta ashes.' Here the conjugal discussion was drowned by the tonea of the men in the porch, who were talking political econo- mies after their light. * Times is bad i' Suffeck ?' said one voice with an inquiring accent in it. ' Main bad,' concurred another which had not the north- country speech that is Chaucer-like and full of a curious unconscious poetry, but had instead the whine of East Anglia that is as like the New England whine as the call of one chaffinch is like to another. 'Six shillin' a week is a'most all as iver ye git. Theer won't be no corn growed soon, if pipple starve-like a-farmin' as we does.' * Six shillin' a week ! ' ejaculated the miner. ' Women git as much at mill ? ' * Hey ? ' said the Suffolk man. ' And a shillin' or ten- pence every week out o' that for landlord. "We niver gits a taste o' meat, years end t' year's end. And when flour's riz, it's all as ye can dew to kip body and soul tegither.' ' Wliere's Suffeck ? ' asked some other person. ' I' Ame- ricay ? ' 1 Americay ! Ye're a born nat'ral. It's somewheres i f tha south, ain't it, G-eorge ? ' 1 Iss,' assented the Suffolk Greorge. * 'Tis all buiifull and flat as yor hand theer, none o't broke up into these nasty mounds o' yourn as is ony made to lame man and beast. Ye may walk hunderds o' miles i' Suffeck, and hev it all as smooth and as nice asamawther's ap'on wi' the starch in.' 'But ye dunna get good wage?' said the miner with practical wisdom. ' "We doan't,' confessed the East Anglican, ' we 4oan't 6a PUCK. And that theer botherin' machinery as do the threshin', and the reapin', and the sawin', and the mowin', hev a ruined us. See ! in old time, when ground was frost bit or water-soaked, the min threshed indoors, in barns, and kep in work so. But now the machine, he dew all theer is to dew, and dew it up so quick. There's a many more men than theer be things to dew. In winter-time measter he doan't want half o' us ; and we're just out o' labour, and we fall sick cos' o' naethin' to eat; and goes tew parish able- bodied min strong as steers.' 'Machine's o' use i' mill-work/ suggested one of the northerners. 1 O' use ! ay o' coorse 'tis o' use tew tha measters,' growled the East Anglican. ' But if ye warn't needed at yer mill cos the iron beast was a weavin' and a reelin' and a, dewin' of it all, how'd yer feel ? Wi' six children, mebbe, biggest ony seven or eight, a crazin' ye for bread. And ye mayn't send 'em out, cos o' labour-laws, to pick up a half- penny for theerselves ; and tha passion be all agin yer, cos ye warn't thrifty, and didn't gev a penny for the forrin blacks out o' the six shillin' a week ? "Would you think iron beast wor o' use thin? or would yer damn him hard ?' ' He speak up well,' hallooed one of the miners, with a thump upon the table. 'I'll speak agin Urn any day,' said the Suffolker with fierce emphasis. ' Why, look'ee, I'm better off nor most. I'd some schoolin' when I was a brat ; and I scraped and scraped till I got a cow, and I can make ends meet a bit, wi' the butter in summer-time. But there's a swarm o' men in the parish as dunno more'n tha beasts in stye. Dunno their Grod ; dunno their letters ; never heard o' tha Queen; never put a mossel o' mutton in their mouths dunno no- thin'. Field-work is sickly-like, 'cos o' the wind and Weather; and when yer comes to trampin' six mile out, and six in, and ditchin' and ploughin' all day i' tha wet, it stan' to reason as how tha rheumatic come hot and heavy arter a bit, wi' min and wimmin tew. Farmers, they kip theer greyhounds t' run for cups and that loike ; and kill sheep for 'em 'gainst their coursin-meetens ; but their min they dew starve mostly ; and tha cupboard he's empty and the churchyard he's full. You see the lands is too small and min they're too many. That's wheer it be,' HIS FIRST BETRAYAL. 63 'Q-entry take up sa mucli o't wi' woods for shootin', grumbled the miner in answer. ' I ye was ta till a' the grown' wheer's wood ' 'Nay, nay,' objected the Suffolker. 'That woan't dew. "Woods is health to land ; in field-work ye maun gie an* take, as wi' yer fellows. I ye doan't gie timber elbow- room, yer soil '11 be parchin' wi* dry loike a duck in a hay- loft. If ye fell yer wood ivery wheers tha land she'll gape wi* cracks, like a trollop's gound wi' holes f * Thin theer' s nowt f or't but t' immigrate ?' 'To dew wot?' * To gae beyant seas, to new countries.' ' Never heerd on 'em.' 1 Lord sake ! Why, my brither he's theer in Australy and he ses as how tha land's jest' bustin' like wi' plenty, an' ye can hae mutton for a f arthin' a poun', an' ye can get a fat ewe for sixpence, and ye don't never see naebody chilled, nor clemmed, nor tatter'd.' * Lawk-'a-mussy ! Well 't 'ud come cheaper to Parish to sind us all theer, I'm thinkin', than to kip so many on us all starvin' and rottin' at whoam ?' 1 They dew send a many.' * Mebbe. Never heard o't in our parts. They s'uld come and spik about it ; and shove us a bit and get us off right away : ye know we're rare and like the blow-flowers in pots. We'd stick in pots for iver, a'out blowin' nor neathin' ; and jist gie up tha ghost along o' theer bein' no mould, and no room, and our roots a clingin', and a clingin', a'out nought to feed 'em. But pit plant in bigger pot pot him out o' doors, whether he like 't or not and he'll get strikin' agin, and blowin' like mad. He will ; and so 'ud we. I'd loike to hear more o' these new lands ?' ' I'll git Sue to read tha letter to ye if 'ee come o'er to my place,' rejoined the Peak miner. 'She read rare. She don't hev to spell out not more'n ivery ither word or so, Be 'ee long in these parts ?' ' I kem 'scursion. First time I was iver out o' Suffeck. But my aunt she hev done well, a marryin' this Public ; and I tho't I'd see her for onst. Te're main and queer, wi' yer land all muddled like into these ups and downs. Ye must ha' rare big moles to throw up sich sky-high mouns ?' This was uttered with no sense of humour, but in a very grave spirit of wonder and of inquiry. 64 PUCK. I did not catch the miner's reply, as the men moved within, no doubt to get fresh tobacco and more beer ; and instead of their conversation I heard again the grave, grum- bling tones of the husband and the more plaintive ones of the wife in the attic near me, whose lower voices had been drowned by the loud arguments of the East Anglian. ' Ben will ha' trouble i' that gell,' I heard the Toice of the man say. ' She's off trapezin' about a'ready; crazed-like to gape at ta play-actors.' ' "Well-a-day ! that's ony nat'ral,' said the softer female Toice, with the tender exclamation that has lingered in those parts since the days of your Shakespeare. ' G-ells sud bide by hearth, I know that right well ; but when they're young, and hanna na mother like, they gets dazed wi' lookin' i' tha glass, and hearin' tha lads crack o' theer gude looks. And for sure 'tis a bit dullish for Avice, all along o' hersilf i' tha quarry-wood, and she's just a bonny, feck- less thing, wi' na mind in her.' ' She hev as good a home as ony jade can want,' growled the man ; ' Ben's that douce tew her, and that f earf u' o' crossin' her, that she live, she dew, like a mouse i' a corn-bin. But theer it is pit mice i' corn-bin, pit 'em i' a barn wheer theer's a score o' coombs i' sack, and a score o' coombs a' lyin' loose, why, ye know, Jess, as I know, mice they'll niver go eat tha loose corn, they'll jist gnaw holes i' tha sackin', for sheer sake o' thievin' and reivin '.* And wimmen they's just like mice ; giv' 'em their pleasure easy to come by, they'll nashen and fritten their- selves till they can run aside and gnaw the sackin' of some joy as G-od and men hev forbid to 'em. It's queer it's awfu* queer. But m'appen tha A'mighty knew Himself what He med tha vermin and tha gells for it's more nor we dew, I reckon. And with that sorrowful reflection, sadly uttered, his roice ceased, and his heavy nailed boots clanged slowly * I alao have heard farmers say this of mice in a barn ; but in justice to the maligned rodents I must say that I have had two mice in my rooms for the last six months, which, being well fed, never have touched food not given them, even when left alone for hours. The theft of all animals comes from hunger. I do not believe any of them care to steal for stealing's sake except perhaps monkeys, to whom theft is charming because it is xrdschief. ED. HIS FIRST BETRA*. 65 down the wooden stairs. I never knew who, it was that spoke, but I conclude it must have been some miner, or quarry cutter, or ploughman, who thus addressed his wife ; in that utter oblivion that she must have been once a 'gell' herself, which seems a natural result of the bonds of marriage. I was left alone all the day, evening and night ; and whimpered and sobbed myself to sleep as best I could, with the big autumnal moon glowing through the little leaded lattice, and the shouts of the township's revelry coming faintly on the soft night wind. It was dawn when Avice Dare returned : full dawn. Her face was deeply flushed ; her hair dishevelled ; her dress disordered ; she laughed vacantly as she moved about, and she threw herself half undressed upon the bed, and slept soundly, without a single movement, several hours through, lying face downward with the air blowing in upon her. I had once seen a man drunk at the quarry ; it seemed to me that she laughed, and moved, and slept very much as he had done, under the potency of liquor. Yet when at noon she awoke, and bathed herself in the cold, clear water, and shook out all her tresses, and dressed herself in a white bodice and a scarlet kirtle, she looked so charmingly, thanks to her youth, and her health, and her wonderfully perfect beauty, that I felt as if my suspicion was hateful and full of shame. She stopped in her attiring once : and leaned her head on her hand ; and stared at her face and form in the piece of mirror, which was much larger than her little bit of glass at home. She seemed to survey herself quite mercilessly, with all her love for herself ; and to be taking stock, as it were, of her capital of physical loveliness. The scarlet lips, the glowing brown eyes, the round white arms, the bosom that rose above the edge of the bodice that only rivalled it in whiteness; the tender tints and the soft curves of her limbs she studied them all with a curious mingling oi; vain worship, and of mercantile foresight, fused in one. Then she dressed herself in haste, clasping about her a quantity of fresh tawdry trinkets new gifts, no doubt, from the fair and turned her attention to me, whom she seized with a sharp and feverish srce j as though I wore r 56 I UCK. fii some manner the talisman whereby she would suinmoi the magic of Fortune. It was a lovely morning ; through the open window the Rutuinn air blew strong and sweet ; the sun shone ; the rooks in the high trees cawed ; the bells of the churches chimed merrily ; but Avice heeded none of these. She consigned me afresh to my basket : and as this time I was permitted no peep-hole at all, I could only surmise that I was carried downstairs into the little dirty porch of the house. This porch, with oak settles fixed against it, was a favourite drinking-place of the miners, I believe ; and more spiced ale, and toast, and mulled elder wine with crab apples bobbing in it, and possets of various kinds made with honey and milk, and cloves and apples, and all the old Elizabethan drinks that are still brewed in the ]N"orth, were being eagerly called for, with the sweet circular wake- cake always in vogue on such occasions. To all these, Avice, it seemed, rendered full justice; aa the men kept crying to her, 'Well drained, my lass.' ' Take a sup o' this.' ' That's a good un to drink, aren't she? ' ' Ye suld kip a public, my wench ; ye're jist tha one for't.' But if she drank much she did not tell what was in her basket, and she went, at length, forth, decorously enough with the old woman Smedly, into the streets and the market-place. For myself I was too terrified to do anything, even to moan ; and the close confinement of the basket made mo feel very faint. I suppose she met some one by appointment, for she stopped in a lonely by-street, and a man's voice addressed her a small, thin, wiry voice, that I hated. ' Am I /ight, ma'am ? I think I must be ; Dick told mo *o look for the prettiest lady in all the town.' Avice laughed ; a laugh of pleasure, at the coarse stupid compliment. 1 Are ye the genleman as w ants a dog ? ' she said ; ' least* ways a pup ? ' * I am, ma'am. I always want pups ; I deal in 'em.' 'Well, thin I hae brought 'ee un. Brither Ben he dunna know ; he'll be mad like : I'll hev to tell him as how I took ta pup wi' me, 'cause I feared as how Nell o' Moorside' ud forgit to gie it its meals, and i' the press o' HIS FIRST BETRAYAL. $7 market-place I lost it. I sail hevto tell him some gammon like, surely, for he's rare and fond o' ta pup' 'Ah, I see But you, ma'am, naturally do not like dogs about the house ? ' ' O, I dunna care for that. 'Tis a teasin' little wretch, for sure ; but they dew say as how 'tis a deal o' valew, and \ want rfia gowd, as Dick tole ye, avd so ' ' I see ! Allow me ' 'Allow me,' meant opening my basket, and taking me out by the skin of my neckj a barbarous custom too prevalent. They were standing, quite alone, under an archway that connected a malting-house and a meeting-chapel a droll metaphor in stone, of the Church leaning on the "World. This part of the town was entirely deserted ; the noise and merriment were but dimly heard ; no one was near. He examined me with the most minute and detestable attention, and looked very shrewd and avaricious as he did 6t). Finally he replaced me in the basket. ' Tour price is high, ina'am : very high. I doubt if 1 shall ever see it back again. The pup is not of the value, you suppose ; nothing like it, still as I promised Dick ; and as you need the gold ; and as the dog is certainly pretty, to say nothing of its mistress's beauty ; I will pur- chase it for what you asked.' ' Three pun'/ said Avice thirstily. ' Three pounds including basket ? ' ' O, ye may have tha basket,' said Avice, with feverish haste. ' Hand o'er the gowd, theer's a good crittur! ' He counted three sovereigns slowly into her hand ; it clutched and closed on them, and without even a word of thanks or farewell, she drew her skirts up about her, and flew off down the street like a lap- -iring. The man stood and gazed after her, bewildered at her &udden flight. ' She's a queer one,' he muttered. ' No good I fear, for all her Handsome face. But the dog's worth twice his money, anyhow. With that he heaved u niy basket, and bore me away to his lodgings. I was his henceforward. F 2 PVCF CHAPTER VIIL Iff THE MABKET-PLACE. IT is of no use now, to recount all the misery I suffered. I can recall it as though it were yesterday ; and I cried my very heart out like a baby as I was. The man was not at the first unkind to me, though he struck me some few times sharply with a riding switch when I would not cease from my moaning and sobbing. He was rough too, and hurt me in handling, but he did not starve me. He chained me, indeed, by my light collar to the leg of a chair, and kept me prisoner in his little sitting-room upstairs that looked out on the market-place ; but he was out a great deal, and I was left chiefly alone. I might be there but a day, I might be there for a week ; I cannot recollect. I only know I was miserable. The first thing that recalled me to consciousness was the sharp sting of a whip across my back. I shrieked with the pain ; in Ben's house even Avice had never dared to be at me. The only response to my cry was a sharper blow than the first ; and this was re- peated till I was literally blind and stupefied, and was quiet because numbed with anguish. Then evil woke in me under my torments, and I bit and foamed, and flew like a mad thing ah, how often your 1 mad dog ' is only a dog goaded by torture till he is beside himself, like a soldier delirious from shot-wounds ! The perfection of your scientific training is to make us either cravens or furies ; what a fine result ! For this defence of myself I was thrust in a dark closet, and locked in there for the rest of the day and the night. Over that time of misery I will pass ; I hardly care even now to recall it. With the next morning my new owner called me out, and gave me some bread-and-milk. He did not beat me this time ; I believe he was afraid he might kill me, as I was very delicate, and thus he might never realise his lost three sovereigns. After I had eaten this, he left me, chaining me again to the leg of a chair under the window, and locked the door of the little parlour upon me. IN THE MARKE-i-rLACE. 69 Once again alone, my grief was unrestrained ; EO much so that the woman of the house came and hammered at the door and swore at me for a ' dratted yelping beast,' which only made my cries the louder. As several hours went on however, and my solitude remained unbroken^J cried my- self so hoarse that I was unable to emit any s#rt of sound at last, and thought I might as well vary my imprisonmeni- by looking out of the casement. It was a deep old lattice-window, shut ; but by jumping on the chair I could see perfectly down into the market- place, and, in spite of all my woe, I derived a certain amusement from watching the varied life and mirth that were to be seen below. There was one little pane open, too, for air; and as the window was low down, like the upper windows of all country dwellings, I both saw and heard with ease. It was now fully past noon by the height of the sun, ana the fun of the wakes was mounting high also its perihe- lion of course was not till the dances and the ' play-actin' ' of the night. There were numerous tawny-coloured booths filled with cheap toys, and sweetmeats, and spar-ornaments, and wear- ing apparel, and all manner of tawdry little fineries. There were the roundabouts, in which men and women and chil- dren went gravely circling on wooden horses till they were giddy. There were all sorts of quacks, vending everything, from medicines that cured every disease in the pharma- copoeia to knives with a hundred blades for twopence. There were Cheap Jacks screeching themselves deaf over deS-plates from Staffordshire, and earthenware pans, and copper saucepans, and pewter pots, and shiny black kettles; all these valuable articles being literally given away, they averred, for a song. But when a lusty ploughman took one of them at their word, and carolling forth a stave of 'G-affer Grey,' claimed one of the black kettles for his 'missus' as the recompense of his musical performance, the Cheap Jack loudly protested against such literal inter- pretation of his figurative language, and a very pretty bout frith fisticuffs was the result, the innocent kettle ultimately being battered to pieces in the fray. Such is men's justice; in all their quarrels there ia always 70 PUCK. some poor luckless kettle which, sinless itself , gets the blowi from each side ! Besides all these amusements, there were itinerant musi- cians playing in and out of tune ; there were wandering organ-boys with monkeys, who had strayed out of the cities *dth the ending of summe 1 *; there were red-cheeked country lasses, staring open-moutfced at all the wonders, and tleir sturdy lovers from mine and farm and quarry and marble- works, treating them to all these sights with broad jokes and uproarious laughter. And lastly, there was the crowning glory of the whole the mimes outside the wooden theatre, who were strutting again to and fro, in all the spangle and silver lace, and cotton velvet, and pink calico, of their royal adornment. And over all the scene there arose one loud and continuous hum and rage of eveiy noise ever heard under the sun from braying trumpets, penny whistles, screaming infants, brawling men, shouting vendors, untuneful brass bands, and screeching women's shrill incessant laughter. Eor the spiced ales, and the mulled wines, and the sweet possets, were driving a brisk sale ; and even at this time of the day the larger half of the crowd, male and female, had already taken far more than was altogether good for it. I looked everywhere in the tumult of the market-place for the scarlet ribbons of my cruel tyrant and traitress; but Avice was nowhere to be seen. I recognised Isaac of the flour-mill a tall, well-favoured, flaxen-headed fellow of twenty-two or so but she was not with him. I thought he seemed wholly devoted to a pretty little brown modest-looking maiden, whom I thought I had once seen in the wood, and heard of as the blacksmith's sister. Was Avice inside the theatre, I wondered ? had she joined herself to the 'play-actors' in pursuit of the pedlar's counsel? The afternoon sped fast, even in my captivity, with all this throng below me to wa',ch, in its coming and going, its ebbing and flowing. The deep warm glow of the late day spread itself over earth and sky, making mellow the gray of the old stone buildings, and tingeiiig with a richer purple the line of the circling pine-clad hills. Suddenly near on sunset I heard a voice that mada my heart leap. It was asking, IN THE MARKET-PLACE. 7* *Hev ony o' ye seed iny Avice?' It was the voice of my dear old gentle Ben ! I stretched out as far as ever I could, but my head woulfr not go through the tiny aperture alone left unclosed. J could see him standing almost under my casement, but ho could not see me. I yelped, and barked, and screeched, in the longing to attract his attention; but my voice was feeble, and he never heard. * Hev ony o' ye s'jed my wench ? ' he asked again. ' She's i' the town, I know, wi' tha owd woman Smedly.' * I seed Aviee somewheres about,' said one of the women rather hurriedly : the others were silent. Ben looked very happy; he had a little rose in his bosom, and was dressed in his best fustian suit. ' I got ower work quick at ta Ashford Farms,' he said, with a ringing and cheerful voice to the woman who had spoken a poultry-seller by trade, bright-eyed, and with a pleasant elderly face, an old friend of his, and of his mother's before him. ' I know'd tha little wench 'ud be here, and I kem ower to gie her a treat like. I've pit by a pund's wuth o' siller as she dunna guess aught about ; and she can ha' what she likes wi' it a gownd, or a shawl, or a lot o' fairins, or jist whativer she fancies. She telled me as how tha public tha dame was to tek her tew was called tha " Wheatsheaf ;" but I canna find " Wheatshcaf " nohow.' 'Theer's no "Wheatsheaf" i' tha town nowheres,' said the poultry-woman, in a very low voice. ' Nowheres ? ' said Ben, astonished. * For sure thin tha lass is so careless, she'll ha' forgat the right name. But. howe'er sail I find her if I dunna knaw tha public? I' such a throng as this'n, 'tis like lookin' for a needle i' a bottle o' hay. Ha' ony o' ye seed her ? Te sed ye had.' * We seed her yisternight,' muttered a man in the group about him. ' Well! wheer was that, thin? Canna ye say? T tha porch o' "Miner's Joy." ' 'Ta "Miner's Joy"? Is't that the public? Wheel dew it stand? I'll go straight tew it. It'll git lew dusky for tha lass to see to git her fairins, and I hev to gae bach wi' tha oarn.' Tl?c poultry dame laid her hand gently on his arm. 'Dinna gae to "Miner's Joy," Ben.' * Why na ? ' he asked quickly. ' Why na ? ' 7* FUCK. None of them spoke. He looked swiftly and fiercely from one to the other. ' What is't ye kip fra me ?' he said, in a very low voice, while his fair, ruddy face grew white. ' Is tha little ixiss dead?' ' Na, na, Ben ! * cried a score of voices. * She's well enow trust her tha minx. It's ony ' ' Ony what ? And how dares ye to call her names ?' His mouth was set, his face white as death, his gray sad yes flashed fire. The old poultry-woman still kept firm, pitying hold on his arm. * Dunna ye tak on, Ben. I'd na say a harsh word o' yei inither's child ; but tha lass is no worthy o' a' that. She'e a bad un!' Ben flung off her hand with a fierce oath. ' If 'ee was ony a man as sed that ! Wheer's my lass ? "Wheer's Avice? I'll hev tha truth out o' ye, sin I wring a' yer throttles for it ! ' They were frightened at his gesture and his tone : they called out as with one voice : ' She sold ta pup tew days agone, Ben ; and she's gaed wi' tha gowd she got to Lunnon town ; and she's telled tha play-actors she's meanin' to be one o' them i' that great city; and ye suldna tak on so ; for everybody knowed 'cept yoursell that she's been a gay un iver sin she cud cock her eye at a man. Theer stan' Isaac o' tha corn-mill as was her sweetheart this summer-time through ; ax him he'll tell ye what a light-o'-love she was; and wi' more'n na him for sure if 'ee ony know'd all.' Ben stood still and rigid, with his face like a dead man's, and his teeth clenched on his lower lip till the blood gushed from it. Isaac was loitering near. He flashed his gray eyes over the youth. 'Isaac Cliff e, be this'n tha truth? '"he said slowly. Isaac grinned a half-sheepish a half -victorious laugh. 'Tis trew,' he muttered. ' And I'd ha' wed her, and med a honest woman o' her, I would, Ben ; ony ye sees she waa bad, core through/ The words were scarcely uttered ere Ben had sprung OD him and seized him, and flung him up in the air. The lad was strong, and a famous wrestler; he struggled, and fought JACOBS' CHURCH. 73 ftiid dealt back blow for blow ; but he had no force against the violence of passion and of agony. The people shrieked aloud that they were killing one another, and tried to tear them asunder, and threw them- selves on the wrestling arms and heaving forms; and at length by sheer conquest of numbers dragged Ben away off his prey, and held him motionless amongst them, while others who had come to the rescue, hurried the youth, swooning, and bruised, and bleeding from every limb, into the shelter of the nearest ale-house in the market-square. All the hearts of the dense throng were with the dis- honoured and forsaken man ; they closed around him and craved his pardon, and oried out rough tender words of sympathy and sorrow ; while the women, with tears coursing down their cheeks, left booth, and mart, and show, and came about him and sought to comfort him. ' Dinna tak' on so,' they murmured, c sure tha wench is no wurth it. An' she ha' gone to play-actin' and sin ; and ye'll see her na more i' this life ; and we knows as ye ha' done a' yer duty by her ; and wimmin ha' got the deil in 'em sometimes; and theer's na man strong enow to copewi' the deil an' a wench together. Dinna ye tak' on so; ye've aniaist killed the poor lad, as was na so much to blame whin a's been said.' But he heard no word that they spoke. He stood upright, rigid as a stone; gazing straight before him like a bull wounded unto death, but with the power to slay still in him. Then he threw his arms above his head with one loud crv : 1 Tha little lass ! tha little lass ! ' And fell forward like one dead ; his face striking the stones of the street. The people closed around him as mourners close round a grave. They hid him from rny sight : I knew no more. CHAPTEE IX. JACOBS' CHTJECH. but dimly recall the nights and days of Li'sery that followed on my betrayal by Avice Dare. They are all in a blurred mass of blows, and oaths, and dark closets, and starvation, and brutal teaching of antics 74 PUCK. lhat were styled pretty tricks, and nothing stands out clearly to me save the one remembrance of how utterly wretched I was. I think nothing in the world is so intensely unhappy as an unhappy dog. "We are of such vivid natures, of such lively imaginations, of such constant affection ; and as WG tan never tell our woes, but are almost sure to receive a cuff or a kick if we only murmur at our weary lot, we ara beyond all other creatures miserable. I wonder now that I did not die ; but if everything died that is full of wretchedness, your world would soon have but a sparse peopling. If the brutal treatment my purchaser looked on as 'train* ing,' had long endured, I dare say my young and tender frame would have given way beneath it ; my spirit certainly would have been broken. Happily for my safety he soon deceived an offer of a few guineas for me, in a month's time from his purchase of me, which he immediately accepted Ihis offer transferred me to a new home, in which, at least, I found peace and repose, although these were accompanied by a rider which too often goes with them i.e., dulness. It was in a dower-house, amidst the flatness and unloveli- jiess of that * fen country,' whither the man who had bought me of Avice had taken me when he had sped by ni^ht out of the little Derbyshire town, fearful no doubt of Ben's ven- geance if he should be discovered. Here I became the property of an old and rich woman, who was the owner of this melancholy though peaceful hermitage. She was good to me in a general way, though often precise and severe, and I suffered but little whilst with her. But there was nothing there to call my affections into play, and nothing that was of sufficient interest to mark out those years in my remembrance ; nothing that could make me for- get the loss of my dear friends, Ben and Trust. No doubt this period was beneficial to me, for they were two years in which I was well fed, well cared for, and taught all those gracious and highly-bred manners which have ever eince always distinguished me. They were good years for me, morally and physically, I am well aware ; but they were dull ones, nevertheless, and bear to my mind all the hazi- ness and dreariness that your earliest school days commonly wear to yours. They were quite uneventful, as life in the bouse of an aged, wealthy, and eccentric recluse usually is; CHURCH. 75 and bey oiid the liours I spent in the trim, high-walled, damp gardens, or in the big, yellow carriage, like a state cabin on wheels, I had absolutely no diversion except listening to the interminable readings with which my old mistress had her hours occupied. She had been a woma:i of the world, in her time, I be- lieve, though I know not what trouble had made her now a solitary in her dull jointure-house ; and she was very liberal in her range of literature. All languages being equally in- telligible to us (though we can never comprehend why you have not all one and the same, as we superior animals have), I derived considerable entertainment from hearing the in- numerable works, in various tongues, which her companion read aloud to her almost from morning to night. To my thinking, it seems as dreary work for any person close on her grave to stuff her brains with new knowledge, as for an artist to elaborately fashion a piece of pottery that he knows will be broken on the morrow ; but she appeared not to feel it so. Besides she was very fond of French memoir*, and of all sorts of fiction, on the principle, I fancy, on which an actress, no longer up on the sta^e, likes to read over the old comedies that she once played in, when flowers were showered at her feet, and all the gay gladness of tri- umph was around her. And thus my own mind, as I listened week after week, month after month, to these continuous and versatile read- ings, became stored with a vast and varied human know- ledge. The depth and width of it will, no doubt, astonish you as you peruse my autobiography, though I endeavour to Suppress all evidence of my scholarship as much as I can, since I am aware that to ask one's reader, or one's spectator, to think, is the direst offence that either author or actor can ever commit. Perhaps also, if you find any touch of egotism, as of vanity, in these pages, you will kindly remember that in these early days of my education I heard a great number of religious autobiographies. It is remotely possible that their influence may still colour my style ; thougL I had excellent counter- infusions of all kinds, ranging from Martial to Mantespan, and trust that the latter sway is the stronger. N o doubt these two years were salutary for me, in body, and in mind ; and the wondrous tales that I heard read, filled me with all the rash, eager, longing of youth for a 7 6 PUCK. closer sight of this marvellous great world. Alas ! it came in a manner I had little looked for : I chanced one day tr accidentally break a very fine Vernis Martin vase, of which my old mistress was extravagantly fond ; and as I had been often before denounced as a mischievous, tiresome, frivolous little creature, because my animal spirits and childish joy- ousness would ill-tone down to the gray monotone of an aged invalid's desires, I was forthwith sentenced to exile. A green and red parrot as monosyllabic a creature as & mechanical toy, and as greedy as a Director, or the Liqui- dator that invariably comes after him was purchased in my stead ; and I was consigned to the butler, to be sold wherever, and for whatever, he chose. I need not say that in this place I had never ceased to passionately regret my dear old master in the noble pine woods of the Peak. Indeed, I had sometimes lamented for him aloud in a grief that brought on me angry words, and even angry strokes ; so little sympathy have men or women ever with our woes, although for theirs we feel so keenly, and fret ourselves so ceaselessly. Twenty times at least had I endeavoured to run away, with the full intent of try ing to find my road back alone to the well-beloved littlo cottage under the rose-thorn. But I had been alv thwarted, overtaken, and punished for what they called straying,' though it was but the simplest and most' natural exercise of fidelity. My anxiety, therefore, was tenfold increased at the pros- pect of a new removal, which seemed to consign me still farther from him, and might plunge me into still greater wretchedness. Yet, like all youth, hope mingled with my fear, and I vaguely trusted that if the coming change dia not take me back to my first beloved home, it would, per. chauce, lead to some brighter, gladder, more sympathetic existence than that which I had spent in the old, dull, moated dower-house amongst the marshes. My little brain was teeming with a myriad of visions dogs have very vivid fancies, as you may tell by the excitement of our dreams, I scarcely knew whether I hoped most, or dreaded most, from the new adventures into which I should be cast, when, sold to a metropolitan dealer, the butler bore me forth, for the last time, from the gloomy gates of the place where, if I had not known joy, I had at least been safe, and well, and innocent. JACOBS' CHURCH. 77 It was midwinter. The fens were half -covered with ice. The water-fowls were dying of cold and of starvation by the thousands. The bitter winds were rushing in from the northern ocean across all those desolate marshlands and reedy still lagoons. Farther towards the east the sea was rushing over the dykes and piers, and the salt water was flooding coppice and meadow, killing the river fish, and drowning the river birds, till fisher and farmer were dumb with despair. It was a very cold, cheerless season. It was a very long And terribly weary journey in such weather up to the Great City : a journey on which I verily think I should have died, had it not been for the goodness of the railway-guard, who took me with him in his van, and wrapped me in a bit of rug. "We arrived late at night, and there was no one to meet me at the station. The guard was off duty till the next morning came round ; he pitied me, and tucked me under his arm, and carried me away. ' I'll take you round myself,' he said to me, looking at the parchment label on my collar. I like men who speak to me as to a creature of reason and of feeling. * You're going to a rare rum bad lot, you are.' The din, the tumult, the gas-glare, the wild uproar of the London streets drove me almost mad with fright ; and, but for the strong detaining hand of my guard, I should have flung myself under the wheels in sheer terror and been crushed to atoms. O, how could people live and breathe and endure existence in such holes as this, I wondered ! Hundreds of small houses crowding on one another ; story on story mounting to the murky smoke-veiled heaven ; the stench of candle and soap and bone-boiling and manure factories, steaming over all the place ; the only light the flare of the vellow gas, through the leaden fog, on faces haggard with misery, hideous with debauch, vile with crime, or death-like with starvation 3 My very blood curdled in me as I saw and heard, and . turned blind and sick with the fetid odours of this G-ehenna. Once I had heard my dear friend Ben talk to the work- men at the quarry of the cities and their foulness. ' I went to Lunnun once, Tarn,' he said, ' you'll mind the time ; I was a fule, and the 'scursion he was so cheap-like ; I was tempted. "Well, I'm glad I went. I niyer know'd till I did how vauch I had ta tb*^ G-od for i* bein' country. 78 PUCK. born and bred. They're stifled, Tarnjust stifled. Th air's all smoke and reek ; an' the windji is all pison ; and whin ye look up'ards there's a great black hand like a divil's wing a' stretchin' far o'er atween ye and tha sun. There bean't a mossel of grass as is grass ; there bean't a leaf as don't look sick and swounded ; there bean't a bird as dew sing ; not a child as dew laugh ; the birds fight and the childer screech. They're all jammed togither, like turf- sods when ye pack 'em close ; theer's allus a horrible noiso i'their ears ; and a horrible stench i' their nostrils. Now how should un grow up decent, and Grod fearin' like, whin they niver see the blue sky, nor smell a flower as blows, nor feels tha sou'-wester sweep agin their faces ? Ta Passon he talk a deal of divils and sich like : weel ! if theer be 'em anywheres, for sure it was they as fust drew min into cities, that they might forgit their Grod i' tha stenching drouth, and be ready to be swept i' ta hell, all o' one muck an' one heap ! ' I remembered Ben's words when I also entered that abomination of desolation the eastern half of the City of Labour. In the little cottage in the pine-wood, even in the dreari- ness of winter and under the drag of poverty, there had been beauty beauty in the w r hite, smooth, glittering snow ; in the branches all silvered with the hoar-frost ; in the leap- ing flame on the hearth that played on the lattice panes ; in the beautiful clear steely skies with the northerly stars turning through them. But here ! I shuddered as I saw the gray, dust-strewn, mouldy tenements ; the tawdry f rightfulness of the few attempts at ornament, the ghastly tumult of the choked street choked with thieves and beggars, and tally-men, and ballad- sellers, and prostitutes, and costermongers, and, wretched horses starving in the^'ast years of age, and ghoul- like children quarrelling with the poor stray dogs for offal. Poverty is bitter in the country ; but it is keaven beside hell compared with poverty in the city. The way seemed to me interminable through these most hideous streets. "Where the guard stopped was before a little low row of filthy crowded houses, all alike, and all hemmed in on one another, with gas flaring about on either side, and stalls of horrible-scented fish, of coffee, and of oranges, standing down the narrow way with little oil-lampe JACOBS' CHURCH. 79 flaring above them under shades, and miserable children gathering round. My protector knocked at one of tfie low- doors. ' Bill Jacobs ? ' he asked. ' Bill Jacobs, yer are/ growled a beer-thickened voice as the door unclosed. A hand clutched me savagely by my throat. ' O-ah ! this 'ere little beast ! ' he muttered. ' Anythin' to pay ? ' * Nothiu' to pay,' answered the guard. ' 'Tis a pretty critter you've got there. I wouldn't mind standin' ten bob for him.' The other man, still holding me by the neck, growled out a sardonic laughter. * I dessay yer wouldn't. Ten sovs, my lad, or nothin.' And with that he slammed the door in the guard's face ; and I felt, with a fearful sinking of the heart, that my only chance was gone for ever. This new home of mine was in a hideous little house, and consisted of only one room, with the cellar immediately below. The room was black with dirt and smoke ; there were two cupboards in it, one occupied by two badgers, the other by two small dogs. The cellar beneath appeared full of dogs, to judge by the howling and moaning that proceeded from it. There was a miserable bed in the chamber ; a rickety table ; a few cages filled with miserable choking throstles and larks, half dead with stench and captivity ; and there was beyond, seen through a little window in the back wall, a yard of which I knew the purpose ere I had been, many hours there. Such was the abode of Bill Jacobs and his wife ; the latter a wan, gentle, broken- spirited creature, whom he kept black and blue with bruises, and who sought, I found, to do all the little she was able to mitigate for us the horrors of this Black Hole. The first thing that Bill Jacobs did with me was to fling me at the woman with a curse ; the next was to turn all smile to two youths who were waiting his advent. They were slender gentleman-like boys, about seventeen, and, as I imagine now, must have been public school lads. They had come for some pleasant pastime, it seemed by their looks and words ; it proved to be the baiting of a badger. 8o PUCK. I will not sicken my readers with the narrative. They probably know all the details of how the poor, brave, stout- hearted animal holds his own against the terrible odds, till, foe on foe being sent against him, the agony of his wounds and the loss of his blood cow even his fearless spirit, and he submits to be dragged forth, a mass of torn fur and ragged flesh, helpless, blind, and shivering. In this instance the sport was doubly horrible, because neither badger nor bull-dogs had any heart or zest for the fight ; they both shrank back, and had to be scourged and pricked and dragged to the encounter ; and when it was all over, the limping, bleeding dogs were kicked back to their cellars, and the badger was thrown in his hole to re- cover from his injuries, only to again go through the same ordeal of torture. And the slender-limbed boys, with their pleasant voices, were charmed, and left two sovereigns with the exhibitor of the spectacle, and went out in glee and gaiety, having enjoyed a favourite sport of Young England. It made me very ill and sick at heart ; it wns the first bloodshed I had ever seen, and the sight had been very hideous to me, and had made me shudder greatly. How could I tell myself that I might not be torn in pieces next ? It seemed hell itself, this place to which they had con- signed me. The man's horrible curses ; the howls of the dogs in the cellar; the wailing of the puppies in cages; the sight of the blood and the torture ; the shrieks of the animal that he kicked or beat, or forced into some wretched hole too small for it to turn in ; the sad filmy eyes of the poor birds sitting moping with their feathers all in disarray ; the pite- ous terrors of the woman every time her husband's savage glance lit on her, as though with every look she feared a blow : all this was more dreadful to me than I can ever describe. Almost all day long I was shut up in a cage lest I should roam away a cage of wire about a foot square, in which my limbs became so cramped, and my sight so stupefied from being set away on a dark shelf, that I almost ceased to keep any account of the passage of the days, and hardly knew when night fell and dawn began. JACOBS' CHURCH. 8* How and then, by urging that such confinement would be my death, his wife Jenny got permission from, him to let ma run loose a little in the yard; but even then I was so terrified lest evil should happen to me, that I hardly dared to go from underneath the folds of her cotton gown. I was sorry for her too ; she had such an utterly wretched, colourless, woc-begone life, that it seemed frightful that any . one of God's creatures ever should be condemned to live such. She never stirred out ; she was the butt and scapegoat of her brutal husband, and she had nothing to do from morn- ing until evening, save to dress the wounds of the torn and baited creatures, and revive enough vitality in them to enable them to go forth again to meet the torture. She was a tender-hearted woman too, which made her lot an agony scarce less than that of the martyred beasts. I have known her stretch her arm between a dog and her husband's whip, though the cruel lash cut into her flesh like a knife; and I have seen her seize his hand, and scream for pity, when he was thrusting a red-hot needle into a canary's eye to blind it (on the fancy that it sang better in blindness), though with the next moment his huge fist surely levelled her with the boards. I daresay many such problems have puzzled bigger heads than mine ; but I have often marvelled whatever compen- sation could ever be found or given for that long, unre- warded, stricken life, which was spent unseen of men, subject to the brutalities of a drunkard, and racked by the witness of cruelties that it was absolutely powerless te prevent ? An old dog, Punch by name, who had been there many vears (and to whom this tyrant was alone not cruel, because he had once seen Punch strangle a man that strove to beat him), told me that in a bygone time she had had a little child, and that, though the child had only lived two years, it had lived long enough for its blue eyes to grow pale and dilated with fear at its father's steps long enough for its mother to say that she thanked G-od when she laid it down at rest within its little quiet grave. This ruffian was indeed one of the greatest brutes that the world ever held. Dog-fancier was in his case, as in most others, a delicate o 8? PUCK. synonym for scantiest food that would suffice to keep breath in their bodies. You think you have no slaves in England ! Why, half the races in creation moan, and strive, and suffer, daily and hourly, under your merciless tyrannies ! No slaves ! Ask the ox, with his blood- shot agonised eyes, mutilated for the drovers' gain ere he is driven to his end in the slaughter- house. Ask the sheep, with their tiroid woe-begone faces, scourged into the place of their doom, bruised and bleeding and tortured. Ask the racer, spent ere he reaches his prime, by unnatural strains on strength and speed, that he may fill the pockets of your biggest blackguards with mis- begotten gold ; old whilst yet he is young, poisoned in the hours of his victory, caressed by princes in the moment that he ministers to their greed, cast off to street hire and hourly misery in the worthless years of his weary age. Ask the cart-horse, doomed, through a long life of labour, to strive and stagger under burdens, to bear heat and cold, >nd hunger, and stripes, without resistance; fed grudgingly, paid for willing toil by merciless blows, killed by doing the work of men as the Egyptian slave died in the lifting of the last stone to the King's Temple, or consigned, as the inly recompense for years of usefulness and patience, to the brutalities of the dissecting-room or of the knacker's yard. Ask us ! "What ! You tell me this is but the issue of an inevitable law ? Ay, so it is ; of the law of the stronger over the weaker. But whilst you thus follow out that law on millions of chained and beaten and tortured creatures, have conscience enough, I pray you, not to br?_# aloud that you keep no slaves, not to bawl from the housetops of your reverence for freedom 62 84 PUCK. "Wiien will you give a Ten Hours' Bill for horses a Pro- hibitive Act against the racing of one and two-year-olds ? a Protection Order for cattle? and an Emancipation Movement for chained dogs ? Nay when will you do so much as remember that the coward who tortures an animal would murder a human being if he were not afraid of the gallows ? When will you see that to teach the hand of a child to stretch out and smother the butterfly, is to teach that hand, when a man's, to steal out and strangle an enemy ? The time passed, as I have said, very monotonously, verj miserably, the chief part spent in the cage upon the shelf, or in the cellar I have named. I believe that Jacobs failed in his efforts to get a purchaser for me ; for sometimes he would wash me and comb me, and carry me forth, through many streets and past grand white mansions, and into green carriage-crowded parks. He would offer me now to one, now to another of people passing by ; and when we reached home again he would curse me and pinch my flesh and forbid his wife to give me any supper, alleging that I ate my head off as indeed I almost could have done, so ilevoured with hunger was I oftentimes. The only day that Bill Jacobs was at all in decently .human temper was upon the Sundays of each week. At this lodging of his there was a back-yard ; and in the back-yard was a rat-pit. On Sunday mornings there used to be grand spectacles of rat slaughter. And there were numbers of young men very gentleman-like men, some of them who would pay half-a-guinea for admission, and a seat to see the rats being killed, and the rat-dogs torn and worried in the conflict ; and the prices ranged as high as a sovereign a seat when, in addition to its ennobling sport, there was one of the badgers brought out from the cupboard to be drawn. 'Jacobs' Church* was a byword amongst a certain sporting community; and I have seen men whom I sub- sequently saw in the House of Commons, and at the celebrated Clubs, come thither on a Sunday morn after a late breakfast, to assist at the precious spectacle of dogs and rats fighting, tearing, and slaughtering one another, till the pit was red with blood. What did the police do ? JACOBS' CHURCH. 8$ 0, nothing. Jacobs paid them well to be quiet. They took up an old man for selling periwinkles during divine service, and they locked up a little beggar child for sitting sobbing on a door-sill, both just outside Bill's house ; but they knew better than to come to lords and gentlemen, nnd members of parliament, and disturb the Sabbath circle round the rat-pit. Most of our race, kept here thus, of course were beagles, : ; rat-catchers, bull terriers, and the like ; and by the way, how sharp, how hard, how full of concentrated cunning and * ferocity combined, become the countenances of your rat- catching dogs ! They are exactly like the faces of your men on the turf : of a surety debasing pursuits mould the features as the hand of the sculptor moulds the mask from clay ; or else why should your bull-dog, who is for ever drawing badgers or chevying vermin, get that look for all the world like that on the face of your prize- fighters ? And why should your young lordling, who spends all his patrimony on ' yearlings', and all his time on the * flat,' approximate so closely in tone and aspect and countenance to the bookmakers, and blacklegs, and trainers, and jockeys, who between them contrive to rob and to ruin him? It is needless to say that I was very frightened and miserable in such society. They made dreadful mockery of me and my white silky curls ; and they were perpetu- ally fighting and swearing amongst one another. Their conduct was fearful; their language I happily did not comprehend. There was one old bull-dog, who looked the most savage yet the most honest of them all, who protected me from their violence, and was, in his own hard rcugh way, kind' to me. He was by name Tussler, and was, I found, the hero o a hundred fights. He deigned to talk to me a good deal, and tried to enlighten my ignorance ; but I did not under- stand much that he said : I only felt that life seemed, by* his showing, a constant rough-and-tumble affray in which the weakest always went to the wall. Tussler told me he had belonged to a bruiser who had but recently departed from the scene of hia earthly combat. 86 PUCK. 1 They made me chief mourner with a bit of crape < he continued. ' I don't know why they thought crape on, ne- cessary, for I was really very sorry that he died. The world thought Jemmy Brown he was called the G-ame- Cock always : you must have heard of him ? Never ! damn it, where have you lived ? ' "Well, the world always thought that the Cock was a brutal bloodthirsty fellow. You know he had a very neat way of pounding his man's face into a jelly ; and when he got him doubled up at the ropes he always went into him awful. He killed Old Swipes that way an Irish bruiser Swipes was, and only twenty when the Cock smashed him as dead as a door-nail but it was only in the way of busi- ness. It was a job, and he liked to go through with it. 1 Outside the Ring Jemmy was the best-natured creature goin<*. "When a badger half-murdered me, the Cock nursed me like a woman. And there never was a man that stuck as the Cock did to a friend. There was one in particular he was fond of one he'd been with at school as a child, and one he had never lost sight of ; a poor devil that never came to any good because he was such a soft-hearted thing, and ended at last as a super a man you know that goes on the stage to carry a flag, or a torch, or a sword, and say nothing. ' "Well, one day Jemmy was engaged for a private match in a gentleman's rooms at Oxford ; and if he failed to be there punctually, he'd agreed to pay the bruiser whom he was to meet forfeit stakes of twenty-five pounds ; and vou must know that the money was a deal to the Cock, for he lived fast and was often out at elbows. Just as he was starting for the fight there came a letter by morning mail : it was only a line or two scrawled by this super, to say he had been taken bad in his lungs as he was acting as stan- dard-bearer down in Cornwall, and the doctors had told him he'd die ; and he begged to see Jemmy before he went to his grave. ' "What did the Cock do ? never paused a second, just tossed the forfeit stakes to his friend, and started that minute for Penzance. The poor super died an hour after Jemmy got there ; but he begged of the Cock to take care pf his son, a little un with no mother, and a pretty puny five-year-older. JACOBS' CHURCH. 87 'The Cock took that lad, and ho sent him to a goo school; and he laid him up in lavender, as it were, and never let him hear a harsh word. He never let him see? the Ring, because he thought as the dead wouldn't like it ; but he had him trained up for a glass-stainer, and the boy is at it now : very quick at his art, and quite steady. Now I call the Cock a good man what do you say ? And yet the world called him a precious villain ; and they were very near swinging him on a gallows when he pummelled tka breath out of Swipes.' I could say nothing : all moral and mental perception were too utterly confused in me with this combination of virtue and murder. ' There's a deal of goodness that the world never sees/ said Tussler in conclusion, ' as there's a deal of viciousness it never guesses. Now, myself, I love worrying rats, and cats, and badgers I am never so happy as when I lay a dozen dead all round me but I should scorn to hurt a lame dog, I wouldn't kill a cat that fought for her kittens, and I would have let the Cock beat me to death if he'd wished just because he was my master and I cared for him.' I T entured to hint that, with so much natural goodness of character, it might be as well to be merciful even to rats and to badgers. 1 O, damn it, no ! ' he replied with considerable acerbity. ' They are one's foes by nature. A badger would kill me if I didn't kill him. I choose as men choose, I just nip his neck. . Don't get preachee-preachee ! Did you ever hear of a rum lot called Quakers across the Atlantic that were always pricing of peace ? well, my dear, they burnt everybody that didn't agree with them. That is what the peacemakers always do.' I was silent out of deference : conscious that he could nip me in the neck if I differed. Much the same motive lies at the bottom of most of the reverence that this age sees rendered to kings and queens, creeds and codes. Such conversations as this did not make me less miserable, less terrified, at the prospect of this world into which I was plunged ; or less regretful of that happy, innocent, playful life that I had led in the little cottage under the pines. Old Trust would have, felt every hair on his head stand 58 PUCK. on end at the enormities I heard and witnessed ; and that humane creature, who had sorrowed over a frozen lamb, would have howled in disgust at the conversation of this sporting community, conversation exclusively of the num- 'bers slaughtered, and of the prowess of the slaughterers. Subsequently, I have often been present at hot luncheons in manorial woods after battue-shooting, and once also at an Imperial hunt in the forest of Compiegne ; and the talk at both has borne the closest possible resemblance to that heard in the bull-dogs' cellar at Bill Jacobs'. But I did not know this then ; and I was only immeasurably frightened and horror-stricken. CHAPTEE X HE IS LATTN'CIIED OX LIFE. some little time at this wretched place ; the anly things that solaced me being the poor woman's great sare, and the rough kindness of Tussler, whose conduct was far better than his language, which, I must say, was awful. The winter was merging into spring, and I had been there about three months, when Tussler was sold to a sporting baronet, and I became aware that some change was about to take place in my own affairs. I had been washed, combed, made smart, and dressed in a little scarlet jacket that Jacobs, in his good humour, was wont to aver made me look just like an Ascot post-boy ; I still wore the little bit of a white metal chain collar, graven with my name, which had been forged for poor Ben by the burly smith at the forest-forge in the pine-woods, who, though his chief labour lay in shoeing the huge cart-horses, yet had shown so light and facile a touch at little pieces of metal work, that could pleasure a maiden in her fancy, or a child at his play. When I was thus dressed, Jacobs bore me out with him ; lie chuckled, and seemed content ; I wag thrust into a small dark wicker den, that was tied down over my head ; and I knew no more. ' Hold yer jaw, yer beast,' he said once with a shake of my cage, ' what are yer yelping at ? ' HE IS LAUNCHED ON LIFE. 89 I was ye'ping because, as he carried me into the street, and I thrust my head a little forth from my basket, in the damp, chill March morning, a girl went by us with a basket full of little penny-bunches of country-born violets, blue and white; and the sweet familiar fragrance of them brought back to me, so vividly, the clusters that purpled all the moss-grown ground under the trees of my lost but unfor- gotten home. "When your dog, lying near you, gives a sudden cry, aa though of pain, you kick him ; ah! my good sirs, is it only because he is troubled with too much memory ; a disease which you, who are of the world, worldly, you who forget with such pleasant ease all disagreeable trifles, from your marriage vows to your unlimited liabilities, are little likely to catch from him by contagion. Bill Jacobs carried me swiftly through his own hideoua quarter of the town towards open squares and spacious streets, and masses of what looked to me like palaces ; and palaces they were, as I knew later on, castles of Indolence wherein the Kings of Clubs reigned supreme. He turned up one of the by-streets leading out of the chief of these great thoroughfares ; and after some little delay was admitted into a building bearing the inscription of 'chambers,' and passed up the staircase to a room on the second floor of this, to me, mysterious domicile. It was a very pretty little room, all rose-hued and gilded, and bright with gay chintz, and with manifold ornaments, not in the very best taste. I thought it must be the apart- ment of some fair feminine thing ; but there was no one in it, save a man of about thirty years ; small, handsome, and bearing about him somewhat the air of that class which I have later on heard characterised as the ' would-be swells ' of society. He was exquisitely attired in a morning dress of mulberry velvet ! and had coffee and brandy beside him on the dain- tiest of inlaid stands ; and he was glancing through & yellow-covered novel, which he slashed idly with a pretty paper-knife, as he looked up and spoke. ' Brought the beast, Jacobs ? Let's have a look at him.* *A perfect animalfora lady quite perfect, sir,' my owner responded, handing me over as roughly as though I were a bit of wood, for inspection. ' You want hi for a Russian princess, sir, I believe you said ? ' 90 PUCK. The young man nodded assent ; and asked if I should stand the climate, to which of course Bill Jacobs gave an un- qualified affirmative ; and the next fifteen minutes were ein ployed in one of those minute and merciless analyses of me, which dogs hear made in their presence, and human beings only behold in their critics' newspaper articles. But it comes to very much the same thing with both and whether it be a dog-fancier inspecting a terrier, a dog- buyer staring at a mastiff, a leader-writer dissecting a statesman not of his party, or a reviewer passing judgment on a poet not of his clique, the whole quartette equally ignore all the excellences that stare them in the face, and only dwell on the one fault they can find in breeding OP training, in strain or in style. The moments seemed centuries to me, nor was I in the least reassured at the prospect of being bought for a woman. Little Cosmo, at Jacobs', had told me, that parasol handles could rap fearfully hard, and small, high-heeled embroidered boots kick with exceeding asperity and severity. Ah ! you people never guess the infinite woe T7e doga suffer in new homes, under strange tyrannies ; you never heed how we shrink from unfamiliar hands, and shudder at unfamiliar voices, how lonely we feel in unknown places, how acutely we dread harshness, novelty, and scornful treatment. Dogs die oftentimes of severance from their masters ; there is Grey Friar's Bobby now in Edinboro'' town who never has been persuaded to leave his dead owner's grave all these many years through. You see such things, but you are indifferent to them. ' It is only a dog,' you say ' what \aatter if the brute freb to death ?' You don't understand it of course ; you who so soon f or jet all your own dead, the mother that bore you, the mistress "Jiat loved you, the friend that fought with you shoulder to shoulder ; and of course, also, you care nothing for the measureless blind pains, the mute helpless sorrows, the vague lonely terrors, that acte in our little dumb hearts I am a dog of the world now, yes, just as your best men are men of the world. But I think to most of us cynics the world is only a shield of bronze, held before us to hide the breast-wound. "What do you say ? the sentiment is fcot new I am well aware ; but it is emphatically the truth. I have seen BO many of these shields, so brilliant and HE IS LAUw^rfED ON LIFE. gi polished and proven, which rang so hard and so keen, re- pelling the sharpest spearheads ; but the hearts that beat under them throbbed throbbed in pain till they were quiet in death. If you have not, where have you lived ? "Well, my barter this morning in the little rose-coloured room was soon effected, and the purchaser paid for me in four crisp five-pound notes, Jacobs of course protesting that I was worth quite treble the amount. I was thankful when he was gone ; no fate could be worse than the durance I had undergone in his cellars. The young man soon after passed into his bed-chamber adjoining ; and I was left alone with a very big dog whom I had noticed asleep in the window. He reared himself up, and surveyed me ; I liked his look ; he was a kingly creature, called indeed King Arthur, and I thought he would fight my battles for me whilst I was there. I am brave enough in my way ; but I have necessarily far more mind than matter ; and a little Maltese dog can no more find courage of use against a hound's fangs or a brute's boot, than your chivalrous soldier, with all the blood of the cavaliers in him, can find his avail him aught against your 4aiuty, devilish, thirty-inch shell, with its pretty steel tominoes of slaughter. He stared at me, and growled a little ; * Humph ! so you are for her /' ' The Eussian Princess ? ' I asked timidly ; feeling that he growled ai her, and not at me. ' The Eussian Princess ! ' he echoed. ' Fiddlesticks ! ' ' Shall I stay here, then ? ' I inquired. * No, I know who you are bought for ; but I don't want to say. I have lived long enough to learn discretion.' I found King Arthur, when I knew him better, the frankest, blindest, most easily cheated creature in creation ; but it is always this sort of character that shakes its head most sapiently, and believes most implicitly in its own politic reserve ! ' ' Who is that gentleman that buys me ? ' I ventured to ask him. ' His name ? Leopold Lance.' ' And is he your owner too ? ' ' Goodness no ! I belong to Derry Denzil ; he only left me here while he went to Paris. He'll be back to-night Belong to little Lance ? *u>. thank you ! I hate this room ? 9 PUCK. one can't turn in it without knocking something down. You should see Denzil's rooms, big as barns, with nothing less solid than oak, and bronze, and marble in them. This place is for all the world like a woman's stall at a fancy- fair. Women do send him some of the nicknacks actresses do when they want a puff in the Mouse, and would-be fashionable ladies do when they want a line as a leader of society but for the most part he buys them himself ; and then hints with a smile or a word that they come from the Countess of somew r here, or pretty Mrs. Thingamy. Leo's weakness is bonnes fortunes; and when he don't get an^ he makes them to his fancy; metamorphosing how d'ye does into appointments, and dinner cards into letters of Intrigue, just as your costumiers turn a girl out of the streets into a superb Anonyina, till a man spends his whole fortune on the very same creature he gave a penny to twelve months before at a crossing.' Of this peroration I did not comprehend one word ; but it sufficed to make me the reverse of comfortable as to my own future prospects. The good-natured, gallant King per- ceived my perplexed dismay, and hastened to comfort me. ' You will be well enough where you are going,' he said. ' If you were a man she would pluck you as bare as the back of her hand ; being a dog a kick of her boot thirty guineas a pair her boots are, real silver-gilt heels that go click-clack like a cavalry-man's ! or a mouthful of cayenne pepper instead of biscuit, or some little trifle of that sort, will be the worst she will do for you. And Panfreluche is there ; Eanfreluche is a good little soul, good at the core you know: though she's a little devil with her teeth at times, and the vainest creature living, she is as staunch as steel, and as game as a bantam-cock, and can be a very good friend when she likes. Besides I will have a care for you myself ; I sometimes come there with Denzil. And Pearl can never look me straight in the face, isn't it odd ? An honest dog's eyes always daunt those women. They seem to think that we scent them out as thieves ; though their crowbars may only be cast from the metal of barefaced greed ; and their skeleton keys made of men's broken honour ' * Pearl ? who is Pearl ? ' I interrupted him. * You will know soon enough,' he said curtly ; at that moment my purchaser returned from the inner room, caught me up, and fastened with great care on my collar & pair of HE IS LAUNCHED ON LIFE. 93 Exquisite filigree ear-rings, slipped me and them into a basket, and gave it to a man in waiting, who departed with me without a word. Of course of where we went I had no knowledge : I was m almost total darkness. The ear-rings I would have scratched to pieces willingly ; "but the exceedingly narrow space in which I was confined prevented my cramped liinba from any indulgence in such vengeance. The journey seemed endless to me. At length, by the sounds I heard, I concluded my tem- porary abode had been carried into a house and into a room. I thought I had been hours in that wicker-work dungeon ; and when, on the lid being thrc-yn sharply open, I sprang out on a piece of blue velvet, I gave a sharp prolonged howl of misery. For that I got a sharp box on the ear from the hand of a woman, and, looking up, I saw that I was on the lap of one of the most magnificent persons it has ever been my fate to behold. But O ! how hard her hand had slapped me ! She read a note that laid beside me with some effort, aa though reading were unfamiliar to her, laughing a little grimly as she did so ; then, tossing it aside, clutched eagerly at the ear-rings to which I suppose it had drawn her atten- tion, and tore them off, utterly regardless of the curls of my hair that she plucked away with them. The ornaments were very elegant, and their G-enoese fili- gree was all enriched with jewels. She examined them with the keen intentness of a testing jeweller j then put them aside in a mosaic box on a table near. The apartment was a small octagon chamber, all blue and silver, and exceedingly luxurious in its appointments genuine luxury moreover, and not the affectation of it that had been visible in the meretricious rooms of the man who had sent me hither. She herself was simply superb attired in blue velvet that harmonised with her chamber, and was relieved by rich old lace at her bosom and elbows, and a single large diamond at her throat. The tearing out of my hair had hurt me inexpressibly ; aad I shrieked aloud with the pain, hiding under a couch. vShe gave a gesture of intolerant anger ; pulled me from my hiding-place, shook and slapped me till I had no senses 94 PUCK. left, and than flung me aside with a brutal violence so thaj I fell heavily on the sharp edge of the ormolu fender. Then without even a glance at me, she swept out of the dainty boudour with the mosaic box in her hand, leaving me half-stunned to recover as I might. I was routed from my stupor by the touch of a very slender cold nose ; and looking up timidly, I saw a tiny fairy -like form, clad in blue, with a gold circlet of bells round its throat : a ' toy terrier/ in point of fact, who ranks in our species much as your petits creve's and your pretty cocodettes rank in yours. This was evidently the little worldling of whom King Arthur had spoken. I 1 am called Fanfreluche,' said the small creature, who had very bright eyes, and a very keen, coquettish, sharp little face. ' I shall be sure to go now you are come. She changes us almost as often as she changes them.' ' Whom ? ' ' Never mind, my dear. You are a child ! She hurt you, I am afraid ? She can be very violent if you rouse her ' * Indeed, she can,' said I with a shudder. * Who is she, pray ? Can you tell me ? ' Fanfreluche grinned significantly. ' My dear I know as much about her as most people, but I can only tell you what she calls herself, and that is Laura Pearl.' ' And what does she do ? ' Fanfreluche showed again her little sharp white teeth. ' Everything, my dear, that was ever invented by the devil and improved on by women.' I shuddered again ; even in that little market town in the Peak the people had seemed to take it so uncomfortably for granted that the devil and the fair sex were always in partnership and good accord ! ' Is she a lady ? ' I inquired timidly. ' My precious innocent she has some of the finest jewels in the world. That makes a lady, don't it ? She has fine dorses ; fine servants ; fine wines ; the best cook, the best laces, the best everything. A lady ? O yes ! the girl that sells cigars, the ballerina that dances in gauze, the housemaids that sweep the steps, they are all ladies now, thanks to jargon and the penny press.' I did not understand, but Fanfreludhe evidently con- sidered she had said something very witty. HE IS LAUNCHED ON LIFE. 9$ 'Are you worth much ? I doubt not : you coine from a very bad lot,' she continued a little superciliously. * I wonder what Beltran will think of you. Anything he praises is chic directly. He said my shape was exquisite one morning ; and 1 went up instantly from twenty to fifty-five guineas.' The little wicked thing looked so immeasurably vain and self-conscious, as she twisted her head askance to get a eight of her tiny cora! collar with its row of gold bells, that she disgusted me; pretty and worldly-wise though she was, ' You cannot be so very much more cine than I, 1 1 growled sulkily, ' since you confess you are to be sent away now that I have come.' Eanfreluche sneered a little ; with an indulgent good na- ture however. ' Bless the baby ! ' she cried, as though ehe had been a matron and a mastiff at the least. ' "What an ignoramus it is ! Why, my dear, she will sell you as soon as she shall have had you a month or two. She sells us all; and the more we are worth the quicker we go provided she can do it decently. They don't know that, you see. O no ! we are always " stolen " or " lost " she tells them. And they are such out-and-out fools they believe it ! And then they send her others to replace us ; and the game goes on again ; and altogether she makes a very pretty annual per- quisite out of her " pets ! " * She must be a very wicked woman ! ' I said indignantly, in my hurry. '.Not much good ! ' said the little creature carelessly. ' I don't know that she's vrorse than scores of others, though. There was Eredegonde, that I lived with last year in Pari why Eredegonde would eat up a hundred men a quarter, and all the youngest and the brightest and the best too ; and no end of them boys, well nigh young enough to be her own sons ! ' ' Are they cannibals, these women ? ' I cried, utterly be- wildered. Eanfreluche grinned sardonically. ' Yes, my dear ; all cannibals. And they eat bones and all ; crunch crunch crunch ; and get rich, and laugh, and fare gailv over the brainless skulls they have sucked dry, and the hearts they have torn out and devoured ! ' 9& FUCK. I had ft dim perception that Fanfreluche was speaking metaphorically, but I was not sure ; and her words made me very ill at ease. It was horrible to be in the possession of a man-eater. 1 There comes Lizzie. I have to go out with her, but I will see you again,' said the little lady, as a pleasant- visaged maid appeared at the doorway. ' Why are you going out ? ' 'To be " lost," I daresay. But I don't intend to be lost to-day ; I want to see more of you. You amuse me ; you are such an iwaocent ! You will soon lose all that, to be sure. This is a capital place for learning the world and its tricks. Does my blue jacket sit right ? I can't bear it to wrinkle. Beltran admires my figure so much.' 'The jacket's all right,' said I peevishly, scarcely looking at the little tight-fitting azure Bilk coat that she wore. * .And who's Beltran ? ' ' I'll tell you when I come back. Ta-ta, little one,' cried Fanfreluche, hastening away to the chime of her tiny golden bells. I was very sorry she was gone ; there seemed a certain kindliness in her despke her assumption of cynicism, and her unf cininine chatter ; and though she scoffed at a good deal, I thought she sorrowed also for some things. Left alone, I glanced timidly round the room where I lay curled under a sofa : I was looking everywhere for the bleaching skulls, and the broken bones, of all the poor wretches whom she declared had been devoured here. I saw nothing of the kind, and I began to think that she must have been fooling me when she talked of this elegant boudoir as a slaughterhouse. I saw, indeed, golden tazze, costly china, exquisite pic- tures, oriental stuffs, silks and satins, and furs, a malachite vase, a jasper table, a little ivory prayer-book, with the twisted monogram in turquoises and pearls upon the cover. Were these what the skeletons and the skulls had been transmuted into by the modern crucible of venial passion jind unscrupulous greed ? This solution of her mystery did not occur to me then ; but now I know well that it was the right one. For several hours Fanfreluche never returned. I wan if it wholly to solitude. I became fearfully hungry, but no HE IS LAUNCHED ON LIFE. $7 one brought me anything to eat : and in the end, like a child, as I was still, I sobbed myself to sleep, thinking that I would give all the world to exchange the broidered-satin cushion into which I sank, for a bed of moss under Ben's old pines. It was nearly dark when I awoke by a dainty chime of fairy-like bells, and beheld Eanfreluche by my couch. * Well, my dear,' she began in her pert patronising way, 'how have you been? Dull enough, poor little wretch. I have had no end of fun. I have been out driving with her, in the carriage, shopping and flirting all this time. I ' love to go to the shops ; we are first-rate customers, you know ; we always pay our bills, we do indeed. You see we can afford to be honest ; it's always one of them that writes the cheques! And how splendidly the silk-mercers, and the jewellers, and the milliners, and the florists, and the fruiterers serve us : you see we pay very much better than the great ladies do ; we've got the great men's money, and their wives have not. That's how it is. Why! when I go into the bonbon-seller's, they stuff my mouth full with sweetmeats, and macaroons: they wouldn't pay all that attention to a mere Duchess's dog ! ' 1 Is it such a great thing to be a Pearl ?' I asked, hesi- tatingly. 1 A magnificent thing ! ' said Fanfreluche, with a smack of her lips. ' All the fat of the land, my dear. And all the cream of the milk. There was a time, you know, I've heard my grandmother talk of it, when it was a great thing to be a great lady ; one of the heads of the nobility, you know. You set the fashion ; you ruled the tone ; you shaped the society ; you could ban with a frown, or elevate with a smile ; you were besieged for your ball tickets, and you were the cynosure of all eyes in your dress. But now bless your heart! if your are agrande dame, you are just nowhere. Nowhere at all, except for wretched little pud- dling political purposes, if you belong to a " Party." As for all the rest, Pearl and that lot have it. If you the great lady, bore men with exclusivism, they levant, and go off to Pearl et Cie. ; if you want to rule them with a light hand, they kick over the traces, and laugh at you with Pearl et Cie. ; if you won't be a dowdy, out of the fashion, you must f oUow the modes that Pearl et Cie. set ; if you buy a 98 PUCK. fan, if you go to an opera, if you drive a new-fashioned equipage, if you adopt a costly costume, whether you like it or not, whether you know it or not, you are merely obey- ing the lead of Pearl et Cie. I have heard old Lord Brune talk of the rules and regulations of Almack's when he was a youth gracious ! the men of our day wouldn't stand one of them. They'd leave the Patronesses to dance a minuette in solitude, and come and make chaff of the old women over Pearl et Cie.'s claret and chicken ! ' And Fanfreluche stopped to take breath, having fairly preached herself out of it. I was very much bewildered, and not at all clear as to what she might mean. ' Then these Pearls are the real sovereigns of the world ? ' I ventured to suggest, glancing at the turquoise-studded prayer-book, which looked made for a Chapel Royal. Fanfreluche followed my glance and grinned, till what with her red lips, her white teeth, and her coal-black eyes, she looked for all the world very much like a very small devil. ' O yes ! We go to church, my dear, we are very reli- gious, I assure you ! Sovereigns, did you ask ? to be sure; and sovereigns you know always did have a nice knack of pillaging everybody right and left, and then dying in the full odour of sanctity. We^ now and then, die in a hovel, it's true, after all our brilliancy, if we lose our beauty very early ; but then so do the sovereigns by the way, if they happen to lose their crowns. So the parallel fits both ways. Tes ! they rule, do Pearl et Cie. If they only saved their money oftener and lost their tempers less often; if they only didn't dissolve their diamonds in vinegar as it were, and fly into passions with their very best friends and paymasters, they might rule the world. They do rule the 'ibigger half of it as it is.' 1 But why do men ? ' Fanfreluche interrupted me, turning up her small thin nose. * My dear ! Men like to be cheated and pillaged, and sworn at, and made fools of, and ruined; they do positively relish it. Or if they don't, how should Pearl et Cie. possess the power men let them possess ? A fact is a fact, you know. No good being blind to it. The sun will stay in the heavens however you may blink at him ' HE IS LAUNCHED ON LIFE, 99 4 "Then you think ?' * That the devil himself drilled women : and capital for- agers he made of them P snapped Fanfreluche. ' They don't stand steady fire, they won't fight on the square, and they never can carry out a campaign logically ; but for sharp - shooting, and pillaging, and skirmishing, there are no guer- rillas like them. Hungry are you? Poor little fellow! "Well they will be dining in a couple of hours ; then I'll take you downstairs. We live very well here ; very well indeed. I never touch a bone on principle ; we give them all away to the poor of the parish. Ah, my dear ! you don't dream how religious we are ! ' And the tiny creature she was very much smaller than 1 grinned again so diabolically that it positively frightened me to be in her presence. ' When I say we live well,' she resumed, seeming dearly to love her own chatter, 'of course I speak with a reserva- tion. Men and women spoil all they eat with their barba- rous fashion of cooking it. Hams boiled in Madeira, pigeons stewed with champignons, chickens smashed up with toma- toes, ducks ligorres with Seville oranges, lobsters drowned in oil and sauces, oysters crowded with truffles and mush- rooms bah ! it makes you mad to think of it. Every dog knows better thanto spoil two good things with one another; we like the simple flavour, each rich in itself. Who ever saw a dog put two things in his mouth at one time? But these barbarians put a hundred the flavours of a hundred at the least. And then they call that Babel of contra- dicting essences and anomalous tastes "good cookery," and the concoctor of it is dubbed a " chef." Bah ! I long to bite the legs of every one of the cordons bleus ! ' I answered nothing: of course milk and bread and a trifle of cold meat had been my only food, and I knew no more of what she meant than of the flavours of the dishes she men- tioned. But, like everybody who cannot tell a truffle from a tomato, I kept a discreet silence, and determined to show myself a thorough gourmet by liking nothing when I tasted it. ' Of course,' continued the Lilliputian lady, with intense spite. ' Laura Pearl never, I will be bound, having eaten any thing except cabbages and black bread in her early days 100 PUCK. will never now be content with anything except the brands that are a guinea the bottle, and eatables that are six months at least before their due season. Her dinners and suppers have every vice of the fashionable school stuffed into them, That fellow in the kitchen gets a hundred and fifty a-year ; and all he does is to turn good food into claptrap compotes, while his gravies are all glaze and his pdtes all pepper. But, goodness ! you know nothing about all this ; you are a baby. Hold your tongue and let me lie quiet, or Beltran will tell me my eyes are red, and say I mustn't have any chicken.' ' Is Beltran omnipotent here ?* Fanfreluche showed her teeth. ' Just now, my dear yes.' * Who is he ? You said you would tell me.' ' Beltran ? O you little ass ! I thought everybody from Paris to Patagonia knew Yere Beltran. There aren't a creature better known. Where on earth have you lived ?' 'Not in the world/ I said humbly, feeling fearfully ashamed, like the little coward I was, of my dear old Ben .and his little cottage. ' One can guess that, innocent, without your telling one. Well, since you don't know anything, expect to be pretty considerably astonished. We're enough to take the hair off the head of any uneducated being.' 'Are you so very wicked, then ?' ' Wicked ! What a silly old-fashioned word. My dear child, vre're only a trifle fast and very intensely fashionable. Wicked ! good gracious, no ! And if scandal-mongers say that we play a trifle too high, why it is very malicious of them : and our roulette-wheel is only a pretty toy that any- body may buy for a guinea.' And Fanfreluche grinned afresh. 1 But who is Beltran?' I pursued. * You'll see him,' said Fanfreluche pettishly. 'He's a very good fellow, though the world don't think so. He owns the Coronet, you know ' ' The public-house ?' I asked ; for opposite Bill Jacobs' there was an inn with that sign, very much frequented by thieves and dog-fanciers and blackguards of all sorts. ' Public-house ? Grood heavens, no ! Our theatre !' *A theatre! Does he dress in green and spangles and HE IS LAUNCHED ON LIFE. IOI carry a long white whip ?' I demanded breathlessly, think- ing of the magnificent persons I had beheld outside the booth at the wakes in the Peak, and believing that I should how that I also knew the world. Fanfreluche screamed till she choked herself. ' O you dear little simpleton ! you're as good as a play yourself. Why Beltran is a Viscount, you little fool ; and he only keeps the Coronet as he keeps his horse and his valet and hia cigar-case. His name don't show, you know. Old Aaron is the only man the public ever hears of the acting manager, you know. Villainous old screw ! ' ' Lord Beltran is very rich, then ? ' 1 He ought to be ! ' and she gazed into the fire with an expression that was plaintive and very serious for this cynical worldly-wise, frivolous young lady. ' But he is not ? ' I ventured to infer. ' Who says so ? It's no business of yours or of mine if he isn't ! ' retorted Fanf reluche quite fiercely. I perceived that with all her wickedness, she was a loyal . tttle thing to her friends, amongst whom this Beltran seemed to stand foremost. 'Was it he who bought me and sent me here?' I in- quired, to change the subject. Whereon Panfreluche became her own sardonic and scoffing self once more. ' Pooh ! no. He's an awful fool ; but he's not quite such a fool as to purchase a thing of Bill Jacobs. Any dog Bill sells he steals again in a month or two. Don't look so frightened. Laura will sell you herself most likely before Bill gets a chance. Set a thief to foil a thief, you know.' 'A thief!' I murmured, unable to reconcile such lan- guage with a lady of whom I had just heard as one of the Bovereigns of the world. ' But who is that man, then, who lent me here ? * ' Leo Lance, my dear. Only an author.' ' But he gave twenty pounds for me. 1 1 Did he ? Oh ! and the ear-rings we*e two hundred fhe pair. Yes, I know; that's just the price he got Bel- tran gave it him for that new little thing they are going to play. And he spends Beltran's money so ! Chuff And the small dame clicked her little white teeth like the teeth of a trap. I saw something was wrong, but I wag not aware what it might be. 102 PUCK. * Beltran's suca an awful fool, you know,' she explained. ' He's one of tl c cleverest men on earth, and keen as an eagle in some things ; but where there's a question of money, or women, or play, or kindliness, pooh ! he's a downright blind bat, an idiot ! He pays Leo Lance for a burlesque he didn't want out of pure good-nature do you suppose he dreama that the Mouse lays the gold out in trying to steal his mistress ? ' * I don't know, I am sure, 5 I muttered vaguely, not having an idea what she meant. 'The Mouse what have mice to do with burlesques, and what may burlesques be, pray ?' ' A burlesque, my sweet little daisy,' explained my pa- troness, ' is an epitome of the tendency of this age to reduce everything of heroic stature to pigmy proportions, and to render ridiculous all that other ages have venerated. A bur- lesque is the resource of writers without wit ; the grinning mask whereby they conceal their inability to laugh the laugh of humour; the juggling of words and phrases with which they counterfeit the Huclibrastic strength and the Rabe- laisian mirth that is not in them nor in their times. There ! that is not mine ; I heard Derry Denzil say it ; so take it for what it is worth. As for the Mice that is a name we give Leo Lance, and Derry, and a few others. They've a paper they call the Mouse, a sort of burlesque itself, only Denzil pours real acid into it, and they are all Mice that write for it ; and there's nothing they don't nibble at ; and the trap's not set yet that can catch them. But for mercy's sake, do hold your tongue, and let me be quiet and get some sleep. "Wake me when the clock strikes eight and don't say a syllable earlier.' And she curled herself up and slept, and no efforts of mine could arouse her. As for me, I sat the whole time bolt up- right, quivering all over with excitement; mice, actors, thieves, sovereigns, cheese-baited traps, and ivory prayer- books, chasing each other in wild confusion and discord through my brain. Into what a world I had alia Mel \ 103 CHAPTER XI. E rfEES SOCIETY. PRECISELY as the timepiece chimed eight hours, Fan*. freluche awoke and shook herself. ' Coine down/ she said. ' They will be soon at dinner. It's an off-week at the Coronet, Easter you know. Tou sea we're so pious ; we keep the feasts and the fasts of the Church! Now don't you mind if she raps you hard with he* fan-handle, or if the Mice hit champagne corks at you ; if you make an atom of noise you'll be turned out of the room. 1 ' Are the Mice always here ? ' I inquired, dreading these untrapable rodents. 1 Tou silly ! of course not. But they come pretty often with the others. Beltran's wines are excellent ' 'But is it Beltran's house, then?' 1 you little donkey ! of course not,' cried my chaperone, exasperated. ' Of course it's not his house only he pays for it and for everything in it. Can't you put two and two together? Come along! You will find the dishes burn your mouth ; that cook, though they think so much of him, has only one idea of seasoning and that one lies in the pepper- pot!' "With this she trotted through the half-opened door, and down the pretty staircase with its gilded balustrade and its bright-hued carpets, and into the dainty hall, mosaic paven, and filled with hothouse flowers and small orange-trees. She led the way into a room that literally dazzled me as^E entered it ; it seemed one sheet of light ; a miniature sun in the blue arc of the ceiling shed down its rays, the atmo- sphere was heavily scented with pastilles and flowers, the, table seemed a-blaze with gold and silver, and the hangings. 9f the walls were azure satin, silver- starred. There were seven or eight people round the table ; and a voice called Eanfreluche. She obeyed its call, and I crept timidly after her, and gazed around from a safe position under a chair. There, taking courage, I glanced round the room. I re- cognised my purchaser, and I recognised my mistress. Tha latter dazzled my -eyes like the sun- chandelier above head. 104 PUCK:. She seemed literally on fire with the superb rubies that glittered all over her, and shone like sparks of flame upon the exquisite whiteness of her skin. Flame-coloured robes gleamed under the black shower of her laces ; her scarlet pomegranate-like lips, the rich flush on her cheeks, the lustre of her great brown eyes all were full of colour glowing like the hues in a stained-glass picture when a red autumn sun streams through it. It was a perfect beauty of its kind. The splendid lips had a cruel sensuality; the splendid yes had a hard rapacity ; the splendid ruddy-tinted hair shaded a brow that had the low brutal ignorance of the savage set on it But with all that youth, that colour, that"magnificence of loveliness, who remembered that ? Not they, certes, who sat around her board. Ah, fools ! when you gaze on the l flower-like face' of a woman, do you ever pause to notice where the animalism speaks through it ? the greed, the cruelty, the lust, the ignorance ? 1 Animalism,' do I say ? I have lived now so long in your world and its cant, that I have caught up all its jargon. ' Animalism/ forsooth ! A more unfair word don't exist. When we animals never drink only just enough to satisfy thirst, never eat except when we have genuine appetites, never indulge in any sort of debauch, and never strain ex- cess till we sink into the slough of satiety, shall ' animalism* be a word to designate all that men and women dare to do .' ' Animalism !' You ought to blush for such a libel on our innocent and reasonable lives when you regard your own. You men who scorch your throats with alcohols, and kill your livers with absinthe, and squander your gold in the Kursaal, and the Circle, and the Arlington, and have thirty services at your dinner betwixt soup and the ' chasse,' and cannot spend a summer afternoon in comfort unless you be drinking deep the intoxication of hazard in your debts and your bets on the Heath, or the Downs, at Hurlingham, or at Tattersall's Rooms. You women who SP!! your souls for bits of stones dug from the bowels of the earth j who stake your honour for a length of lace two centuries old ; who replace the bloom your passions have banished with the red of poisoned pigments ; who wreathe your aching heads with purchased tresses torn from prisons, madhouses, and HE SEES SOCIEfY. 105 coffins; who spend your lives in one incessant struggle, first the rivalry of vanity and then the rivalry of ambition ; who deck out greed, and selfishness, and worship of station or of gold as * love,' and then wonder that your hapless dupes, seizing the idol that you offer them as worthy of their worship, fling it from them with a curse, finding it dumb, and deaf, and merciless, a thing of wood and stone. * Animalism/ forsooth ! God knows it would be well for you here and hereafter, men and women both,were you only patient, continent, and single-minded ; only faithful, gentle, and long-suffering, as are the brutes that you mock, and misuse, and vilify in the supreme blindness of your egre- gious vanity ! From beneath my chair I surveyed with some interest and with more trepidation the society around the banquet- ing-table of Laura Pearl, while Fanfreluche, kindly squat- ting- near me, drew my attention to each personag-e in turn. 'Look yonder, at that tall slender man farthest from Pearl, ' she murmured to me in that language which, like the utterances of the fairies, cannot be heard by the gross ears of human creatures. By the way, with all your vaunted superiority, a fly can eclipse you in sight, a bird in volita- tion, a wasp in architecture, a bee in political economy and geometry, a water spider in aquatic science and subtlety, a good heavens ! one could spread the list over ten pages ! < Do you see that tall fair man with the white flower in his coat ?" pursued Fanfreluche ; ' the one with the hand- some, contemptuous, weary face, the grey eyes, and the dark straight eyebrows, who looks ll aristocrat" all over him, and has made his face as expressionless as a colourless piece of repouss6 work that's Beltran. You're afraid of him ? So are most people at first sight, and a good many of them ever afterwards for that matter. I don't know why 5 it's only manner with him. The fools toady him so ; he's obliged to give them a good sound kick with his boot- heel of insolence as it were.* 'Why does he keep the society of fools?' ' Little donkey ! He lives in the world, don't he T cried Fanfreluche with immeasurable sarcasm. ' It's very easy to get into ditch-water, but not so easy to get out. Besides, a man as rich as Beltran has been pshaw ! is, I mean can't find a world quit of a flood of parasites, any more than a io6 PUCK. salmon can swim in rivers free of minnows. Look there that little fellow with the brilliant eyes, and the full lips, and the crisp brown hair isn't that he who bought you ? Yes ? I knew it. Well, that's the Mouse, Leo Lance. He was the son of a tobacconist, they do say, somewhere down south ; but had a classic education, and uncc nmonly sharp wits. He writes well and he talks well in his own way ; cribs right and left ; but wears his stolen clothes so that they look like his own skin. Anyhow, he is in society to a good extent, and lives with the " swells," whom he copies and worships, because they're of use to him ; and damns and detests, because they only admit him on sufferance, and don't take him amongst their own women.' 1 He did buy me,' I murmured ; ' why does he not notice me now ? ' ' Pooh ! he's never seen vou before, my dear,' said Fanfre- luche, with her peculiar grin of significance ' never ! Don't be so indiscreet as to recognise him. The great art in society is to be able to stare our oldest friends in the face as if we'd never met them in all our lives before. It's an art that's always handy ; for nine times out of ten you do really want to cut them ; and if you don't, it only looks good style to have forgotten people, and makes them feel themselves of no consequence in such a great world as yours * ' But with real friends ? ' I began, my mind reverting to my dear old Ben. ' Pshaw ! my little daisy,' scoffed Fanf reluche. ' There are no " friends " now-a-days ; there are only acquaintances, Beltran is " friends " with ever so many men, whom yet he pills with black balls every time they're put up for his clubs. ' That bright, fair-faced, curly-haired boy is the little Marquis of Montf errat,' she resumed. ' He has been of age a year, and is half -ruined already. What by ? O, year- lings, and women, and big coups at the tables the old etory! Yonder's Evrecombe, his well-beloved Mentor, who, -with the women as his assistants, decoys him into what nets he pleases.' ' A swindler ? ' I inquired tremblingly. 1 A swindler ? G-ood gracious, no ! ' cried the little lady. 'Uvrecombe is a perfectly well-born gentleman. Did you ever see a more elegant person ? And the day little Monti ehoots himself, or rushes out of Europe with worse dishonour HE SEES SOCIETY. l&f than death at his heels, his Mentor will sip on ice drink in Ms club, and murmur serenely, " I warned him ! " 'Do you see Deringham Denzil, there?' she pursued after a brief pause. ' Berry, as they call him ; a big fellow, awfully handsome ; bearded and bronzed like an Asiatic ? Looks like a guerrilla chief, doesn't he ? with his reckless, devil-may-care, picturesque face, and those great sinewy drabs of his ? well, he is one of the Mice, too ; and for a caustic piece of incisive irony, or a wistful tender touch of thought, there is nobody equal to that stalwart debonair bri- gand, He has a story too, but I'll tell you that some other time That man, with the superb golden-haired head, there, is the painter Marmion Eagle (he's a colossus in the studio, and mad as a March hare out of it ; all great artists are) ; and the delicate handsome creature next him, with a face -ike some pretty brunette's, is a cavalry- soldier, St. John Milton. He has been cut all to pieces a hundred times, and has seen more service, and killed more men to his own hand, than any man of his years in the army. Hear him tell how he set the skulls or all the Asiatics he had ever killed in a row on the top of the flat roof of his house, one illuminating night, in Calcutta, with the skulls all filled up with clay, and a candle stuck into each, and lighting up the fleshless jaws, and shining through the orbless eyes ! it will make your very blood run cold. But he never does talk of himself hardly your great soldiers are always very modest over their own bits of derring-do. There, I don't see any one else to tell you about ; of the other two, one is TO guardsman, and the other a member of parliament ; both pleasant fellows, gentle as women, and wild as the grouse in November. But listen ! there's Beltran calling me.' She trotted up to her hero, who stroked her and gave her a sweetmeat from the gold bonbon-stands on the table ; doing this he caught sight of myself, and asked when that new white dog had come. ' I bought him,' said Laura Pearl carelessly ; and I won- dered her voice did not break the spell of her beauty for all of them, it was so harsh, so coarse in fibre, so metal- like in its resonance. 'A man offered him to me to-day in the Park for a guinea, collar and all, as you see him.' 1 Stole him, then?' 'Well, that warn't my affair if he did.' She distinctly said ' warn't.' io8 PUCK. 'Yes, it w as. What do you buj dogs for? You can have dozens given you.' . ' It's a pretty beast, Beltran ? ' > ' ! pretty enough. Looks awfully miserable too. Hungry eh ? ' He addressed the last phrase to me, and in the anguish of my feelings I could not restrain a piteous howl. He laughed, and set me down some croquettes of chicken on his own plate ' I hate the dogs messing and feeding in the rooms/ mut tered the Pearl sullenly. ' Better take care they're fed out of it, then,' said Bel- tran, in his negligent, indifferent fashion: she looked angered, and struck Fanfreluche a sharp blow with the ivory sticks of her fan. I wondered if these gentle amenities were the custom be- tween lovers in the fashionable world of Pearl et Cie. * Worth twenty sovereigns, if he be worth one,' murmured Beltran, surveying me as I ate. ' Pure Lion-dog, eh, Lance ?' ' Looks so,' responded the Mouse, putting up his eye-glass to study me. 'Would you know the man that you had him from, Laura ? ' asked Beltran. ' G-ood gracious, no ! I am sure I shouldn't ! ' ' And why on earth did you buy him ? ' ' 'Cause he seemed dirt cheap at a guinea. What a heap of fuss and nonsense, Yere, you make about that little wretch ! ' I turned hot and cold, and trembled over my croquettes : I had only been up at the table one minute and a half, and already I had heard four gigantic, and apparently utterly meaningless, falsehoods ! Was this inevitable in ' high society ? ' Beltran laughed a little ; it seemed to amuse him to be accused of making a fuss about anything, as it did, indeed, appear utterly irreconcilable with the extreme quietism, and half -cynical, half -languid weariness of his habitual tone and manner. The moments that followed were not sweet to me ; for they passed in my being handed about from one to another until I had run the gauntlet of the whole circle. Happily their verdict was favourable ; and all of them, Leo Lance the most emphatically, congratulated the Pearl on having so cheaply obtained such a thorough-bred. All, indeed, save HE SEES SOCIETY. 109 Beltran, who having affirmed again that, if she got me for a guinea, the man had stolen me, shut his lips, and vouchsafed no more on the subject. The Mouse and those loudest in my praises offered me nothing to eat; Beltran, to whom rny presence seemed scarcely satisfactorily accounted for, remembered me, and gave me a slice of a duckling and a handful of almond cakes. After this they forgot me ; except when Laura Pearl, with Lance and the little Marquis, amused themselves in frighten- ing me out of my wits by letting off rose-water crackers in my eyes, and pelting me with crystallised chestnuts, till I was both deaf and blind. 1 Monkeyish malice, my dear/ murmured Fanf reluche, as an enormous hard bonbon hit me sharply on the eye. * Boys and cads, and women have it. G-o under Beltran's chair.' I was so confused, and indeed so hurt, though their mis- siles were only rose-water and chestnuts, that I heard little of all that passed at the table. Pearl laughed very often, laughed long, and laughed loudly, showing the most magnificent teeth in the world ; and some stories were told, which, if not over-decorous, were to a surety wittily, if wickedly imagined. Beyond these the proprieties were in no way violated ; and if it was all laughable chatter enough, mere gossip of the day lightly told, there were none of those brilliant scintillations which outsiders are given to imagining as coruscating perpetually in such spheres as this. Men, as I know now, do not take the trouble to be amusing in the society of Pearl's sisterhood ; they pay, and think the purse-strings quite enough to draw, without being wearied to draw also on their mental capital. "What good things there were said, came from the merry mouth of Lance. ' If that Mouse hadn't sung, and didn't sing, he wouldn't feast in this cheese,' Eanfreluche metaphorically explained to me ; and when I asked further explanation, added : ' Little goose ! Beltran gives him dinners ; and he is t<> amuse Beltran. It's a fair exchange. Do you suppose ou* Stuart princes don't keep their "Will Somers to jest for them? In old times, you know, the noblemen's fools wore motley, and jingled bells atop of their caps ; now they wear dress- coats, and half -guinea rosebuds in their button -holes. But no PUCK. the class hasn't changed a "bit. And their lord's whip'is ac insolent word ; and their lord's wage is paid out to them ic dinners, and suppers, and -ater parties, and race-weeks; and mayhap, if they're very prese table fools indeed, in elub ballot and an autumn shooting.' ' The poor fools ! ' I murmured, for fellow-feeling makes us wondrous kind, and I had just been the butt of crackers and marrons-glaces. ' Poor indeed ! ' sneered Eanf reluche. ' It's the poor princes, I think ! paying all they do for dull wit that they could eclipse in a second themselves if they only weren't too indolent to talk ! The fools make pretty perquisites, I can assure you, and run up all the rungs of the ladder in no time. I've seen a fool in the end sift aloft, looking sanctity and decorum itself, and gripping his money-bags tight, while the prince sank below in a bottomless sea of ruin, with the sharks of Debt and the vultures of Venality tearing him asunder between them ! ' ' It is his own fault ? ' I suggested. ' Not at all ! ' snapped Fanfreluche. ' He has been ten to one too heedless to watch, and too generous to distrust, like but you know nothing about it, you are so young ; and youth is always as obstinate as it is ignorant, and as illiberal as it is illiterate. I hate youth ! ' But you are not old yourself, surely ? ' I demanded. ' Pooh ! ' scoffed Eanfreluche, ' I am feminine ! And into every feminine thing, my dear, the Devil, before it is born, instils the knowledge of evil : for he still keeps the apples by him with which he tempted poor Eve ; only there is but the juice of evil left beneath the rosy velvet skin, for the golden side that held the knowledge of good is all shrivelled up, withered by the winds of sin that blow for ever through the universe.' And having said this she would say no more, but sat watching with her black and brilliant eyes ; and looking so fearfully like a very little but very terrible devil herself, that I trembled, and thought that indeed through the warm fragrant air of the banqueting-chamber I heard and felt the passing breath of that sirocco of guilt which, daily and nightly sweeps over the sick and weary world, and burns it with consuming fever, and will not let it lie ID peace, and rest. HE SEES SOCIETY. Ill The dinner lasted long ; there were some thirteen services -I counted them in amaze ; at its close there was the scent of variously-scented smoke, and the laugh of Laura Pearl rang louder. From the table they passed to the drawing-room up- stairs ; which glowed with ten times more light, ten times more colour, ten times more brilliancy than the other apart- ment, and was indeed one mass of scintillating gold, and silver, and amber ; not a large room, everything in the house was small and bijou, but intensely luxurious and very costly. They had not been there many moments before they gathered round a table on which stood a pretty little appa- ratus, made of rosewood and ebony and ormolu ; a sort of plate, it seemed to me, in which her hand, with its rings blazing forth bright rays, was for ever carelessly tossing a little ivory ball. "What they were doing I could not tell ; it engrossed them entirely. Some grew very pale, some very flushed ; all were intent, silent, breathlessly eager : and they rarely moved, save when one or other of them went to a marble stand on which claret-cup, and cognac, and effervescing waters were placed, kept cool amongst great glittering rock-crystals of square cut ice. Their faces wore a curious look, I thought. I have seen it often enough since then at half the gaming-tables of Europe. I had gazed at them, amazed and entranced, for half-an- hour or thereabout, when Eanfreluche approached me. * Come away, child,' she whispered. ' It's midnight, come to bed.' * I want to stay here ! ' I remonstrated. * I want to see them ' * O, do you ? They're not attractive to see. Some of them must lose, you know ; and some will be drunk when the morning finds them. Beltran won't, but three or four of the others will. There is no drinking now-a-days we're told O no ! and no gaming-houses either. "What a precious clever thing is Legislation ; it bars men out from doing a thing in public, and so they go and do it ten times more in private ! But then nobody guesses it, you see, and that's all Legislation cares. They've shut up the silver hells, and the gentlemen lose an estate in a night at the Cocodes Club, and stake hundreds on the. Red in their mistresses' drawing- PUCK. rooms. So Law means to shut up the pubiifi-house ; anc the working men will soak themselves in gin and rum in their own cellars all Sunday long, and pay twenty pei cent more for the liquor because it will be supplied at a risk. O Law is wondrous clever ! But do come away, little one , you're only a baby, and this house isn't edifying after mid- night.' * Your Beltran can't be so very good, then, since he is so fond of it ! ' I retorted, angry to be treated so childishly. ' Pooh, my dear ! Beltran seeks what he scorns ; and caresses his own ruin. He's not uncommon there. I tell you he's an awful fool, and I never said anything at all about nis morals. The world thinks very badly of him ; and so may you if you like. Come away that's all.' And by dint of threats and persuasions she half drove and half 'coaxed me out of the room, and into the little, dark, deserted boudoir we had previously occupied. ' Gro to sleep, child ! ' she cried, pushing me on to a soft silk mat ; and I was too sleepy in truth to disobey. Once I awoke myself in my vivid dreams to ask her a question. 1 Is that woman really a sovereign, Fanfreluche ? ' I could see even in the moonlit darkness the grin of her little white teeth. ' O yes, my dear honour bright. If you doubt it, just go and look in at the fashionable photographic shops : you'll see her between Queen Victoria and the Archbishop of Canterbury ; and she sells better, they say, than either the ermine or the lawn. Good-night, and for gracious sake don't chatter ! ' CHAPTEE XH. AT THE COBOSET THEATBE. I awoke the next morning, I certainly found myself in a blue velvet-hung apartment ; I stared at myself repeated a dozen times in as many mirrors ; I wore on my collar a beautiful azure satin rosette nearly the size of my head ; and the man who brought us our breakfast served us minced chicken on a very exquisite]/ painted china plate ; AT THE CORONET THEATRE. 1IJ but I had been more joyous by far on the rough rod bricks of Ben's cottage kitchen. ' These fine things don't make one's happiness/ I mur- mured pensively to Fanfreluche. ' No, my dear, they don't ;' the little worldling admitted. ' Thev do to women* the^' 1 * so mut^^nl ^cu. 2**" Th"" 1 * *'"" angels O yes, of course ! but they're uncommonly sharp angels where money and good living are concerned. Just watch them watch the tail of their eye when a cheque is being written or an eprouvette being brought to table. And after all, you know minced chicken is a good deal nicer than dry bread. Of course we can easily be sentimental and above this sort of thing, when the chicken is in our mouths where we sit by the fire ; but if we were gnawing wretched bones out in the cold of the streets, I doubt if we should feel in such a sublime mood. All the praises of poverty are sung by the minstrel who has a golden harp to chant them on ; and all the encomiums on renunciation come from your l)on viveur who vere denied himself aught in his life I*" ' Then everybody is a hypocrite ? ' Not a bit, child. We always like what we haven't got: and people are quite honest very often in their professions, though they give the lie direct to them in their practice. People can talk themselves into believing that they believe anything. When the preacher discourses on the excellence of holiness, he may have been a thorough-going scamp all his life ; but it don't follow he's dishonest, because he's so accustomed to talk goody-goody tali that it runs off hi* lips as the thread off a reel ' ' But he must know he's a scamp ?' ' Good gracious me, why should he ? I have met a thou- sand scamps ; but I never met one who considered himself- so. Self-knowledge isn't so common. Bless you, my dear, a man no more sees himself, as others see him, in a moral looking-glass than he does in a mirror out of his dressing- box. I know a man who has forged bills, run off with hia neighbour's wife, and left sixty thousand pounds odd in debts behind him; but he only thinks himself "a victim of circumstances " honestly thinks it too. A man never is so honest as when he speaks well of himself. Men are always optimists when they look inwards, and pessimists when they look round them.' ii 4 PUCK. I yawned a iittir* : nothing is so pleasant, as I hare known later, as to display your worldly wisdom in epigram and dis- sertation, but it is a trine tedious to hear another person display theirs. When you talk yourself, you think how witty, how original, how acute you are; but when another does so, you ire very apt to think only What a crib from Roche- foucauld ! However, of course I did not think this then ; I only thought that I wished Fanfreluche was not quite so much given over to the love of her own chatter, and inquired of ner how we were to spend the morning. * It's a chance, my dear,' she responded. ' She's always Amusing herself ; but she'll leave me to split my very throat with yawning ail day long sometimes.' They're awfully egotistical, those women especially this class. You see all their girlhood through, they lived hardly ; and were beaten and worked, and half-starved ; and thought a scrap of bacon or a scrag of mutton a feast for the gods ; and could hardly pin their rags together enough to look decent, or keep the wind and the rain from their shivering bodies. "Well ! when they come into this world, and are dressed like em- presses, and stuf sweetmeats all day long, and drive hither and thither, and eat and drink of the best the earth gives, why naturally they can't have enough of it. And their necklace stones are as big as walnuts ; and their wines are poured out in floods ; and their dishes are all over seasoned ; and their horses all step up to their very noses ; and their houses are gilded from the area gate to the attic. They over- do it all in fact, just because they are in love with it ; and in the same way they are in love with pleasure, and exaggerate the pretty prancing creature till her laugh is a roar, and her dance is a breakdown, and her smile is a grimace, and her rosebud is a peony, and her bright frolic is a frenzy.' And Fanf reluche snapped her teeth together, with the air ehe always wore when she thought she had said something that was especially clever. I listend bewildered and awed. 'But she never came out of hard life and starvation?' I breathed scarcely audibly. 1 1 don't know where she cam 8 from, child,' returned Fan- Creluehe pettishly. ' I declare you spoil all generalities by AT THE CORONET THEATRE, US dragging them down to personalities you are almost as ba4 as a woman. As for starvation may be not. That was a figure of speech. But she came from obscurity, my dear, she can hardly read : she can hardly write ; she don't speak common grammar even now ! She'll get awfully drunk on her Jules Mumm and her Pomery ; and she's as common and vulgar a creature, in all save her beauty, as any Irish fish- wonian that ever swore at old Billingsgate. You know she was playing in burlesques at a horrid little East-end theatre, when we first heard of her (I lived with Eredegonde then) ; Freddie is dead now ; killed herself with absinthe, and too many truffles. Old Lord George picked Pearl out of the East ; and first set her going in this sort of style, in a little villa, with a pair of cream ponies and all the rest of it. Lord G-eorge died, in less than three months, of apoplexy, in at White's one night; and Laura had two or three adven- tures, picking up no end of jewellery, and gold, and nicknacks on the road as it were. Einally she threw herself at Beltran's head ! and he took her to Baden; then brought her out here in the burlesque of Corinne and the Crowner, last Christmas. Act ! JSTo, she can't act a bit. She has no talent. But she can look amazingly striking; and she poses wonderfully well ; and as at our house we have chiefly those burlesque or extravaganza pieces, good looks and attitudes are perhaps the chief things that we want. Besides, she don't depend on that: if Beltran broke with her, which he's scarcely likely to do, and if she didn't take another engage- ment, she'd have her handsome face and that dear little innocent roulette wheel ! Pearl, so long as she is only the fashion, can make her thousands as fast as she pleases ' ' But had she really nothing then, two years ago ?' ' Pshaw ! Those Pearls never do have anything while they live in their oyster-shells. That is, till they've broken a man or two. When Lord G-corge he was an old virtuoso, you know, my dear, and poked about in very queer places after his brie a brae ! first lit on her in Honndsditch, or Shoreditch, or some ditch or another, she was drinking gin and eating tripe in a little kennel of A rcom on 5 her music hall, where she showed for two shillings a night, and lived in an attic with a lo comedy man. He took a ten-pound note for giving her up, and said he'd never sold a bit of trash half so profitably in all the days of his life ' 116 PUCK. 1 What was her real name ?' I pursued, haunted by this vague fancy, which yet seemed to me utterly incredible and insensate. 1 I'm sure, my dear, I don't know,' scoffed Fanfreluche, * They never have any real names. There may be women who have no alias ; but there are no women who have only one ! She called herself " Laura Pearl" when she came ' amongst us. If a mare win the Blue Ribbon of the Turf, j what on earth does it matter whether she has been chris- tened Venus Anadyomene, or Sally, in the stable where she was foaled ? She has won the Derby ; and nobody cares a straw what her name is. They pile their money on her ' ' But they do care what her race was ?' I hinted with an acuteness that surprised myself. ' Ah, to be sure they do/ assented the little lady. ' But then, my dear, men are much wiser about their horses than they are about their women. They look for vice in their racer's eye, but they never heed it in their mistress's ; and though they wouldn't bet a single shilling on a screw, they'll squander tens of thousands on a vixen ! ' ' Since she was this vile low creature, why did you teh me she was a sovereign ?' I grumbled in reproachful wonder. ' Because she is one, you daisy,' said Fanfreluche, with curt acerbity. ' The good people are afraid of " mob-rule" in Europe just now, the fools Ithe very dregs of the mob rule already ; the Mob Feminine raised on high from the gutter, with its hands clutching gold, and its lips breathing- poison, and its vices mimicked in palaces, and its lusts mur- dering the brains, and the souls, and the bodies of men !' I made no reply ; I was a little impatient of her exordium y and I was pursued with this strange thought which had risen in me, and which I rejected as madness. I remembered the girl in her russet bodice with her . yellow glass beads round her throat, chaffering in the ivy- nung porch over the open pack of the little withered old pedlar ; I remembered the woman who had blazed in her rubies, and her flame-hued radiance of colour, under the fiery glow of light in her supper chamber ; it was not possible that these twain could be one ? I felt blind and giddy, and sick at heart. You are ill, you little simpleton,' said the sharp yet kindly voice of my monitress. ' If you can't stand the sight AT THE CORONET THEATRE. 117 of evil in this world, lick up some arsenic at once, my dear! All ! there's Lizzie come for us for a walk. She is a good creature ; yes though she serves a Pearl. A woman may be virtuous in any atmosphere if she like. Lizzie hates evil with all her soul to he sure she is ugly, poor thing, which makes innocence come easier! but she was once brought by accident into the service of the Pearls, and now nobody of another class would take her, and she must work and get her wages, or her old mother would starve. So she stays. There is good to be found everywhere, my dear, if you only look for it and excellence in nothing.' With which she trotted out of door into the Park, which was nigh at hand ; and I followed her, very sad at heart still. For no young thing can be consoled by the negative comfort that good only barely balances evil on earth ; and the assurance that excellence is as unattainable a the four- leaved shamrock. When we are very young we could better bear evil in extremes if thereby we could only obtain good in extremes likewise. It is the certainty that vice and virtue are so fearfully even ; so perfectly weighted and measured in the same scales ; so entirely impotent one against each other ; which makes their drawn-battle through all the ages, for which no end is perceivable in the future, so dreary, so depress- ing, so hopelessly melancholy to all creatures that possess the chivalries of an innocent youth. ]n the latter half of the day we went out again ; and this time I was promoted to the dignity of the front cushion in the dainty little equipage which Laura Pearl drove herself, with a tiny groom standing behind her, and two of the handsomest grey ponies on the town in her silver-platac? and red-ribboned harness. She did not drive with any sort of skill, and she used the whip unsparingly ; but she drove with fury, and without any fear whatever, so that her science appeared considerable and her narrow escapes were many and startling. It was raw chilly spring weather, the Easter week falling early that year, and there were not many people in the Ladies' Mile ; but she never stopped under the leafless trees without being surrounded by a bevy of good-looking, well- bred men; and she did not sweep round the turning at full trot without all the eyes that were there following her in n8 PUCK. admiration. Indeed so great was the homage she received for even some women in splendid carriages gazed at her with intent interest that I began once more to think that she must be a crowned queen of some kind, and that Fan- freluche had only been laughing at me when she talked of two shillings a night, and the Argyle Rooms, and the Low Comedy lover who took ten pounds. ' Look, how they stare after her, and how the men bow ? * I whispered to Fanfreluche. ' She must be very eminent and powerful in some way ? ' * Never said she wasn't, my dear,' returned that cynic with a grin. ' She's one of the best chaff-cutting machines for chopping up men's fortunes and souls in double quick time that has ever been wound up and set going on earth ! ' ' But they can't worship wickedness ? ' I expostulated. She grinned again. ' Can't they, my dear ? "Will you tell me what they do worship then ? The greed of the capitalist, the fraud of the diplomatist, the time-serving of the statesman, the lies of the journalist, the cants of the author, the chicaneries of the merchant, they are all worshipped if only successful. And why then object to the successful vice of a woman ? You know the Ark of Israel, and the calf of Belial, were both made of gold ; Eeligion has never since changed the metal of her one adoration.' I did not understand, and kept silence, watching the scene that to me was so strange and beguiling ; though [Fanfreluche turned up her nose at it, because, being Easter week, there was nobody in London, as she said with much scorn : even her beloved Beltran having gone with that noonday to Paris. After the Park, we drove to the shops ; and my im- pression that our charioteer was a regal ruler, and that the chatter of Fanfreluche was untrue, was deepened by the excessive deference with which the bowing shopmen treated her. They came out, and stood bareheaded in the sharp east wind, listening reverentially to her commands ; or when she descended, and entered their establishments, welcomed her with that hideous subserviency of the snob-mercantile to a good customer, which can only be equalled by his equally lideous brutality to a penniless debtor. "We followed her, AT THE CORONET THEATRE. H9 Fanf reluche taking the initiative, and nothing could exceed the civility of the business people ; in one place they gave me a ball, in another they fed me with macaroons, in a third they let my little dusty feet trample a new amber satin dress unchastised, in a fourth they kissed me. I became quite puffed-up with pride. * You little idiot ! ' sneered Fanf reluche. * You think it's for yourself ? My dear, if Laura Pearl liked to go through the town with a boa-constrictor, every shopkeeper would fondle the Jieptile, and stuff him with rabbits. She pays better than anybody going you see she's so astonishingly honest ! If they get arrested she'll only shrug her shoul- ders ; but she'll always keep well to windward of 'White- cross-street herself ! ' I did not answer. My mouth was full of my red-leather ball, and I thought some jealousy lurked in the cynic, because when they gave me a macaroon they only offered her a very plain biscuit. I did her wrong in this. But whenever yet did any living creature not prefer to imagine ill-natured envy in a friend, than to suppose a compliment to himself insincere ? By the time we had been through half-a-dozen of these establishments, the pony-carriage was piled high with scores of tempting packages, covered with the crimson- lined tiger-skin. ' What can she do with them all ? ' I asked, getting over my anger. 1 She don't want one of them.' said Eanf reluche curtly, as though the plain biscuit still rankled in her mind. ' But she likes to get them, and strew them round her, and break them, or burn them, or toss them to her maid. Ah, my dear, you little dream the ecstatic delight that exists in Waste, for the vulgarity of a mind that has never enjoyed Possession, till it comes to riot at one blow in Spoliation ! ' ' I do wish you would answer me plainly,' I said sulkily, without without ' * Epigrams ?' she added sharply; 'I dare say you do, my dear. Epigrams are the salt of life ; but they wither up the grasses of foolishness, and naturally the grasses hate to be sprinkled therewith.' At that moment we had reached our home, which was an elegant little bijou house, near the Park; and Laura Pearl 120 PUCK. as she was about to put her jewelled whip in the rest, hit me a sharp crack with the long white lash as I jumped oub eagerly to the ground ; I shrieked, and she laughed : I felt sure then that she was no sovereign, but only a rexy vile woman. 1 What had I done ? ' I asked piteously of Fanfreluehe ; wishing now that I had given her the macaroon. ' Nothing in life, my dear,' she replied. ' She hits you as she ruins them because she finds fun in the sport. But you see she never hits me why ? Because the first time ehe did I bit her. To show your teeth, and make them felt too, is the only way with women like her. She whips you, and you crinch to her she'll hit you a dozen times in a day. She flies at them, and they give her a cheque, or a diamond, or a oarriage-horse ; she'll have her ruries a dozen times in a week. If you treated her to your teeth, and they to a few sound curses, she would trouble neither you nor them any more ' ' Is Beltran even afraid of her? ' I whispered. 1 Well, he is ' ' said Fanf reluche, with a sigh. ' He's as bold *s a lion with men ; hard as nails in the hunting field ; rought two duels abroad in his young days ; and saved five sailors from a sinking ship last autumn. But he is afraid of the Pearl. Not afraid of Jierjou know, but afraid of a scene, which he hates ; afraid or her temper, which is the devil's ; afraid of her vengeance, if ever he left her. Afraid well ! afraid, as the boldest men are of a woman whom they know is bad to the core, yet whom they love for her beauty, and fancy is faithful to them, and have trusted with more secrets 01 their lives than they care to remember. Why do these connections often last all the years that they do ? Love ? Pooh ! Very little of that ; but very much of the force of habit, and very much of the dread of annoyance.' * But why put themselves in the power ' ' Tut, my dear ! Why does a lad climb a walnut-tree when fee knows a spring-gun is underneath ? He only thinks of eating the walnuts ; and always trusts that this one parti- cular spring-gun is unloaded.' ' Well, some guns are rusty and will not do harm ? ' I had heard Ben Dare say that the guns in the preserves fcrere thus sometimes after heavy rains, and I thought the allegorical allusion came in neat and pat. AT THE CORONET THEATRE. 12 1 Possibly, my dear, said my lady, who did not like other people to be epigrammatic. 'But if a gun ever rusts enough to prevent explosion, no woman ever lets her power of ev3 rust long enough to get out of use ! And now scam- per upstairs to Lizzie ; I want my dinner. There'll be no tun to-night ; Pearl goes to dine with a Whig Duke (the Privy Seal), at one of the big inns.' ' Why does a Duke have to dine at an inn ? ' I asked in wonder ; my only notion of an inn being derived from the 'ittle public of the Miners' Joy in Derbyshire. * Why, you simpleton, he don't invite Laura to dine with his Duchess at home, does he ? Besides, these huge hotels are charming. Last season I belonged to the G-uards ; and I went every Sunday with them to their crack dinners at the Leviathan.' ' I thought the G-uards had a mess ? ' I had heard the bull-dogs talk of these things. ' You goose, so they have. But they can't take Pearl et Cie. to it ; and they like Pearls on a Sunday. Pearls are their way of keeping the seventh day holy ; so they dine at the Leviathan, or Eichmond, or Greenwich. G-et upstairs ! ' We spent a quiet evening, when the mistress of our des- tinies had swept down to her brougham at nine o'clock, gloriously apparelled in a marvellous glimmer of hues, and fountain spray of laoei. Panf reluche looked after her with a grin. ' If she only never drew off her gloves and never opened her lips, who on earth could tell her from the proudest grande dame of them all ? She'll come home in good humour, fcrivy Seal has a very grand, gracious fashion of doing things, She'll be sure to find a big sapphire drop in her bonbon- cracker, and a jewelled holder with a rare flower or two by her plate, and very likely a mechanical humming-bird to fly out of the epergne, and nestle in her bosom, witfca choice ring in his mouth. His grace has very pretty inventive ways. But he's cut down all the woods round his noble old castle : and he won't pay one of his son's debts at Ch. Ch.' ' Does he pay his own ? ' ' My dear ! a Duke and a Privy Seal never is asked to condescend to such a commonplace ! ' * Is Beltran jealous of him ? ' ' Pooh ! Jealous isn't his form at- all. 12 * [PUCK. indifferent of mortals, though he is in love with her in his way. Besides, he thinks she's faithful to him. Hecouldn'* do more if he were a husband ; and she a G-riselda and at Arria Paetus ! ' And Fanfreluche grinned again with the look which al ways made my blood run cold, and made me believe that after all this good-natured, bitter-tongued little black thing might prove in the end a limb of Satanus. Which was an uncomfortable thought of the only friend that I now pos- sessed in the width of the world. ' The Coronet's open to-night,' said Fanfreluche to me a few evenings later. ' There's the new extravaganza coming on. When she goes do you follow me, and nip into her brougham, and hide yourself as I do under the silk mat She won't notice, ten to one, or if she do notice she won't care, so long as we make no noise. I often go myself ; it's awful fun. They quarrel fit to kill themselves.' And with much trepidation of soul I prepared to follow my daring leader. At a little before eight Laura Pearl passed out to her neat night-brougham ; and with rare good luck we eluded all vigilance, and were concealed among the curls of the friendly mat and covered by the flow of her velvet skirts without any one being aware of it, or at least attempting to eject us. I shivered and trembled ; of where I was going I had no gort of conception. And from what I had seen of the stage at the Wake-feast I was firmly persuaded that ' play-actors ' were chiefly armed with whips and swords ; and that there was always first and foremost amongst them one red-and- white devil, in a motley-painted skin, with a mouth grinning from ear to ear, who thumped everybody right and left, and sat down upon babies till they were flattened to pancakes. If there should be a clown here ? and if he should sit me ? However, curiosity is, generally speaking, a stronger pas- sion than even cowardice, and it proved to be so with myself. The Coronet, as I learned subsequently, was a very fashionable theatre. It had ruined everybody that had ever had anything to do with it j and had therefore made good its title to fashion as strongly as Pearl had made hers. It had been erected some dozen years ; and in that space of time had brought to grief no less than fourteen various AT THE CORONET THEATR . 113 proprietors. The veritable owner of it was, oddly enough, a country clergyman, to whom it had been left by his father, a metropolitan contractor, who had first built it, and then claimed it for debt. His Eeverence was a strictly Evan- gelical per son, and, as I have heard, denounced the autumnal fair held in his south-country village with fearful anathema. But he did not sell the theatre ; and every half-year his lawyers transmitted him six hundred pounds, the biannual rental of those hapless mortals who had been severally trapped into becoming lessee. The good lessor drew the money, but always ignored the source, and spoke vaguely thereof to his agents as ' my late father's properties in the west-end of town.' I have heard also that the defunct contractor left him two gin-palaces ; but of this I am not sure : at any rate, this reverend person had so many thousands a-year in addition to his piety, that his bishop presented him with a living of very high value, feeling it apostolically incumbent upon himself to obey the precept of ' to those who have much shall much be given.' The first lessee of the Coronet had been a man in the Guards, whom it had ruined in one winter season. It brought him so deeply into the Jews' hands, that he had to sell at a ridiculous loss. The person who succeeded him, being an actor himself with some capital, should have known something of what he was about. He was fool enough, however, to attempt high art, and was smashed utterly in a twelvemonth ; exquisite scenery, for which he had paid 700Z., going at auction for 101., and genuine buhl cabinets, purchased in Paris for 200Z, apiece, being knocked down for a 51. note. I believe he died very miserably in a wretched estaminet in the north of France, as a man deserved to do who insulted the Lon- don public by offering to improve its taste. It would fill pages to recount the various adventures of the various proprietors of the theatre, which I heard by degrees from the omniscient little Fanfreluche. Eew escaped with only a scorch from its furnace that smelted their gold so fast : none escaped with entir e impunity ; many tursed it loudly and deeply. One pretty boy (although so roung, already in your parliament, and of great promise {here), the younger son of a great peer, took it for an actrese 124 PUCK. whom he adored a beautiful brown foreign singer, fot whom on his little stage he brought out the delicate, de- licious Venetian louffe opera, that was caviare to the En- glish musical world. In two short seasons, the boy-politician spent so much over this miniature opera and over her, and plunged so hopelessly into the abyss which money-lenders dig for the young and the rash, that on a stilly June mid- night, just as the hour the House was closing to the public and opening to its privileged few, a shot was heard in his own little brilliant supper-chamber ; and when the people flocked thither, they found him stretched across its thres- holddead. Some said that a scene he had by chance witnessed be- tween his dark lady and one of his own comrades in hei retiring-room had more to do with it than even his losses in money. It might be so ; at any rate, the Israelites put in claims for thirty thousand pounds, spent in those two seasons when he haJ kept the Coronet open. They said also that when the beautiful brunette found him lifeless, with his own bullet through a heart that had scarcely beaten three-and-twenty years, she shrieked and wept, and tore tier hair in agonising grief; but all the same she drew in the big onyx ring off his left hand, and unhooked from his watch-chain the jewelled locket that held her portrait. All these things, of course, I heard later. At the moment we drove up to the stage-door, the Coronet was leased by our friend, Vere Essendine, Viscount Beltran, who had owned it for the last two years or so, and who (as it was whispered) had lost as much as any of his predecessors, even in that brief space, only that he would probably choose to show longer fight, and would not so quickly pre- vail on himself to relinquish a favourite amusement. ' Keep close to me,' whispered Fanfreluche. ' Close I- or else you'll get stolen.' As we descended, the glow of the countless gas-lamps, the pressure of the waiting crowds, the huge letters on the glaring posters, the noise and the confusion, and the glittel of the cross-lights so dazed and terrified me, that I was in danger of forgetting her injunction, and being trampled to death in the street. However, by some miracle, I escaped destruction, and followed my patroness through what ap- peared to me the most hideous dark passages I had erei beheld AT THE CORONET THEATRE. 125 'She goes to dress. I will show you over the house/ said Fanfreluche in her pertest manner, as she trotted along through this seemingly interminable maze. I heard loud gay "bursts of music; I was blinded by alter- nations of sooty darkness and of blazing light ; huge walla of canvas trembled like the shaking walls of an undermined house ; vast barriers of timber and of iron loomed above- head and around ; loud shocks of sound reverberated through the melody-filled air, as men in paper caps pushed to and fro, in grooves, enormous masses of wood and metal. I was surrounded by devils, imps, fairies, butterflies, pea- sants in white muslin, shepherds with ribboned crooks ; woolly lambs standing on two legs and sucking their thumbs; green and white water-lilies with their arms akimbo, and their tongues thrust in their cheeks at a joke ; a winged sylph drinking from a pot of porter, and a golden- haired wood-elf smoking a cigarette. In a word, I was in that mystic region commonly known as 'behind the scenes.' My first impression was, that it was a Pandemonium amidst an earthquake of canvas and timber; my second, that it was extraordinarily commonplace with all its bizar- rerie, and intensely vulgar and dreary with all its glitter. The time was an entr'acte; the previous piece was ended ; the burlesque not begun. From the body of the house, of which I caught an oblique glimpse, there came at intervals, above the music, hideous shrieks, hisses, and stamping noises. 1 The gods are impatient for a break-down/ said Fanf re- luche to me ; though why gods were there at all, and why they desired any one to break down in their performances, was not within my comprehension. She hurried me hither and thither with breathless rapi- dity. I could only catch flying speeches, and passing glimpses. 'My old man's in front. He'll be good for a necklace when he sees me in this here,' said a "Water-lily, twisting herself round in the shortest and most transparent of gauze tunics. ' A necklace of brass f arthins, then ! ' sneered the gold- kaired "Wood-elf. ' A ugly old cove like that, as is a filthy Jew-pawnbroker, by the looks on him ! ' ' He ain't ! ' screeched the Lily. ' He's a real live lord, and you knows it. He's Lord Algernon Vereker he is ! ia5 PUCK. It's only yer spite, 'cause the stalls don't care a dam f$ yer cellar flip-flap ! Did ever you get a boo-kay, Miss, 13 all yer born days ? Leastways, since yer mother sent yei out to sell yer pennorths o' tripe and greens?' What the injured "Wood-elf might reply, and what fear, ful and veiled sarcasm might lie in the tripe-and-greens allusion, I never knew, for I was hurried away to a little dirty bare room, where three Fairy Princes were eating hot kidneys and drinking bottled porter. The three Fairy Princes were gorgeous in bright satins and gold lace, and showed elegant legs in white silk stock- ings ; and would have been all three really very pretty girls, but for the terrible red paint round the mouth, and black paint under the eyes, and greased white powder on their foreheads and arms. * Who's in front ? ' asked Prince Azor, with her mouth full of kidney. 'O, all ker swells/ said Prince Silvertongue savagely, 'and all the Press lot. First nights is always just alike. Packed!' 'I see your little chap in the stalls, Mary Ann,' said Prince Charming. 'You oughter do business with him. Uncommon soft ; good for a bracelet a-night ; if you keep him well in hand ' 'Better nor that!' said Prince Silvertongue scornfully and mysteriously. 'Ain't there no hysters? I hate kidneys, leastways unless I'm at Evans's.' ' A cursed bad piece this here,' grumbled Prince Charm- ing. 'No; there ain't no hysters. A cursed bad piece- The Mouse have spiled it out and out, just to give her her dances and attitudes. He's awful spoons on her. I've a good mind to pay forfeit, and go to Alhambra.' ' O, lawk ! Do take care, you stupid ! You've upset all the rouge, and it's a-runm'ng among the gravy !' 4 Stupid yourself ! ' retorted Prince Azor, who was the one apostrophised. 'You've addled your head along of that gin sling. You've only got two lines to say, and I'll swear you'll say them upside down ' The call-boy's shrill treble was at this instant shouting, 'Miss Delany, Miss Visconti, Miss Yilliers !' And answer- ing to these patrician names, away the Fairy Princea rushed, leaving the rouge to fraternise with the kidneys^ AT THE CORONET THEATRE. 127 8nd their quarrel to wait over till the next pause in the performances. ' Curtain's up ! ' said Fanf reluche curtly, as a storm of Applause greeted the appearance of the three Princes, who Appeared to be prime favourites with the audience, and who were smiling with radiant sweetness before the 'floats.' The shrill treble vociferated afresh : 'Madame de Rohan! Miss Plantagenet-Courcey !' I gazed breathless, to behold the representatives of those historic and time-honoured races, so dear to me through my favourite Trench Memoirs. The two who responded to the call were my friends Water-lily and "Wood-elf, as they in their turn sprang on with light pirouettes and fond embraces before the footlights. Away after them went pell-mell the imps, and the lambs and the shepherds, in what appeared to me inextricable confusion, though they kept perfect step to the music, and soon formed figure dances out of the chaos. ' What in the world is this ? ' I asked, in a very agony of amazement. Fanfreluche turned her little nose in the air. * The merest business, my dear ! The sort of senseless whirligig all these things open with. Grive the public twenty pair of good legs a side, and you may treat it to just what hash of puns and balderdash of verse you like. But "we do do the thing better than most houses. Beltran has all the dresses from Paris ; and he sent over the imps themselves from the Folies-Marigny. English children always have too much flesh to make into sprightly demons and a heavy glum devil's a dreadful thing.' With that she rushed under a white-bearded, ruby-robed king's legs, and darting round at the back of the scenes brought me out on the other side of the stage. 'Look at him!' said my chaperone. 'He only comes early first nights. How indifferent he is ! And yet there's over a thousand gone clean in this blessed burlesque to- night, not to speak of all the expenses afterwards !' She referred to Beltran, who leant with his back against an iron girder, and a cigar in his mouth, talking to two other men ; with a look of that utter indifference, and of that curious quietude, with which such men as he are pleased to cover the natural restlessness and recklessness of kheir gamester's temperament. 128 PUCK. * Nearly a thousand pounds gone to-night,' I cried aghast, * and he can look like that ! ' 'Pooh, my dear,' scoffed Fanfreluche. 'Last season, when I belonged to him, he lost three thousand one night at a certain club where they don't play money down more's the pity ! and he walked out of it just as calm as he is now, and smoked, and read a new story of Derry Denzil's through before he went to bed.' ' He must be enormously rich ? ' Fanfreluche grinned. ' My dear, I've seen a millionaire bemoan himself for days over a five-pound note left in a railway carriage ; but if a man bears troubles and losses easily, why, I know he's a gentleman and a beggar ! ' ' But how can a beggar nave thousands to lose ? ' ' Don't take one so literally ! You literal people are the bores of society and the murderers of wit. Look there that tall big fair man with him is one of his pet freinds, Paget Desmond, of the First Life ; and that other one with the stoop in the shoulders and the red beard is the great censor morum, Dudley Moore, proprietor and editor of the Midas. All social sins shrink under his scourge ; what a pity they haven't that alliteration in the burlesque ! and all social sinners are mercilessly exposed under his search- ing lantern. There is no one comparable to him for stoning a man of genius in his virtuous fury; there is no one touches him for moral lessons, conveyed with a scholarly asceticism that utterly ruins the transgressor whom it rebukes ' 1 And yet he is here to-night ? ' ' O yes, to see the forty pair of legs ! And has in town a meek-eyed mistress to whom he is moderately faithful because she " stands being sworn at " so well ; and keeps down in the south a charming little abode that bears the closest family likeness to the Pare aux Cerfs. His virtues are nobly printed on fair white papjfer ; his vices are only written on the dusky rags of broken honour.' * He must be a very bad man ? ' ' Pooh ! He is a great man ; and wields a great power in its way. Why, my dear, if the Midas condescend (which is doubtful, for it is aesthetic and highly intellectual) to say that our forty pair of fine legs have placed us at the very AT THE CORONET THEATRE. 129 tip-top of high art and of moral excellence, why the public will say so after it. Other ages gabbled their paternosters because they were priest-ridden; ours gabbles its platitudes because it is press-ridden/ But I was tired of hearing her chatter, and looked around me. Close by was a door that stood a little open ; beyond it was a very comfortless sort of dressing-room ; not much better than that in which the fairy princes had eaten their kidneys ; and out of it, as a butterfly from its dingy chry- salis, emerged at that moment Laura Pearl. She was exquisitely arrayed in golden tissues, that floated about her like sunlit air, and showed all the curves of her form, all the grace of her limbs, while a girdle of real sapphires flashed fire beneath her breast, and a coronal of the wondrous blue lilies of the western world glowed above her brow. ' She's about as much as they'll stand,' muttered Dudley Moore. I surmise that he alluded to the transparency of her draperies. Beltran nodded to her, without removing his cigar. ' Knew those blue lilies would tell,' he murmured. 'You look very well, Laura.' * Thank you for nothing ! ' she responded graciously, with much scorn. * I go on now, don't I ? ' 1 In a minute. Little Courcey is encored in that forest song.' The Pearl's brow lowered and darkened : the first scene had taken about ten minute* ; the audience had not yet beheld herself ; and yet t^ej yrare stopping to encore the Wood-elf (who was certainly charmingly pretty) in a little snatch of a ballad of ten bars ! 1 What a fright that Courcey girl always makes of her- self ! ' she muttered. ' Who saw her dress ? she's like a bundle of green twigs and grass ! ' 'I should be very happy to see her dress/ responded Beltran. ' Unluckily, she locks her door.' The Pearl flashed a savage glance at him. ' Well, if Paris couldn't give you better nor that in cos- tumes,' she laughed viciously, ' you might just as well have gone to ataHy-shop. What do you say, Mr. Moore?' i$0 PUCK. 1 My dear lady ! I buy so many second-hand articles when I pay my staff for their written opinions, that of course I stand up for tally-shops with all my heart and soul!' Beltran laughed ; and Laura Pearl glanced rapidly yet stupidly from one to another, as though suspecting them of making fun of her. At that juncture the Mouse rushed in from the back ; tremulous, agitated, flushed, eager. ' You should be on, you should be on ! ' he cried to her. ' For mercy's sake don't keep them waiting ! ' 1 O, gammon ! They'll wait as long as I choose !' she re- torted; but however she thought better of it, and as the elves, and the lambs, and the imps, and the devils rushed off the boards in two opposite armies, she glided herself on to the stage in her character of an enchanted water-queen j with whom the three fairy princes were destined to become wildly enamoured. From where we stood, an oblique view of the stage, and of a little piece of the stalls, and of the stage-box on the opposite side of the house, was obtainable. The fury of applause was great ; even the stalls clapped their delicately gloved hands ; and she was received with tumultuous welcome. Tc me she looked only a very scantily-dressed woman, going through strange antics in a labyrinth of wooden beamu and flapping sails of painted canvas ; but I supposed she looked very different from the 'front.' That is just the difference that makes everything BO curiously altered to different spectators. And your stall- lounger always thinks your stage-carpenter sucn a prosaic dolt ; and your stage-carpenter always thinks your stall- lounger such a consummate fool; and will so think, no doubt until the end of time ; at least so long as stalls and ^ies shall have their being. AH that followed only bewildered me more utterly than ever. It seemed one endless succession of wild rushes hither and thither on the part of the elves, and lambs, and shep- herds, and devils : and of the most unaccountable conduct in the fairy princes, who combined the most mediaeval of dresses, and the most chivalrous of heroics, with the broadest of street slang, and the wildest of casino dances. AT THE CORONET THEATRE. ijf There was a romantic minstrel, love-born and desolate, with curls that hung to his waist, yet who bore a banjo and sung a yelling negro melody. There were river gods, with a noble old Neptune and a beauteous young Aquarius, who yet at a certain point discarded all dignity, and abandoned themselves to the Cancan in a manner worthy of students <&f Paris. There were charming delicate nymphs who at a jignal became living aisles of roses, or blossomed severally into glowing azalea shrubs, yet who after realising all the Greek dreams of Dryads and Hamadryads, burst all at once into a comic chorus that made the delighted house literally shriek aloud with laughter. [Finally, there was the enchanted princess herself, who looked like a poem and moved like a picture/with the bright azure lilies, and the blue flashing sapphires ; yet who, at the very moment in which she was rescued from her captivity and betrothed to Prince Silvertongue, broke forth into a doggrel declamation, and danced with all the vigour of a sailor, and all the license of a debardeur, first the hornpipe and then a breakdown ! And O shade of outraged Thalia what applause she got ! ' 1 think it's a success,' said Beltran quietly, when, the piece having come to an end, thejhouse shouted for her, and for the Princess, and for the Wood-elf. ' Not a doubt of it,' answered Dudley Moore. 'I'm glad little Courcey's got a call,' said Paget Desmond. ' She's a jolly little girl.' ' She's the best lot amongst 'em,' assented Derry Denzil. ' That little rat's as honest as the day.' ' They seem to take to it, don't they ?' asked Leo Lance, pale and breathless. 'Yes; I think your're pretty safe this time, Mouse/ assented Beltran. ' But for heaven's sake don't make them talk such awful nonsense, next thing you do.' 'Nonsense,' echoed the Mouse. 'Why that's just what makes it swing smooth. If there'd been ten ounces of sense in it you'd have heard nothing but hisses.* 'He's quite right,' said^Dudley Moore gravely. 'The lucky knack of combining the most perfect scenic effect with the most utterly unredeemed vulgarity in speech and gesture is the great essential of dramatic success. Here he DAS very fittingly wedded Undine and the Belle au Boi* K 2 Dormante in his story, two of the most delicately poetic legends in their different manners that we possess ; and he has mixed with them break-downs, balderdash, casino dancing, street jargon, countless execrable puns, and occa- sional indecent allusions. The result is success. The barbarism and ^izarrerie of the whole thing is undoubtedly rather funny, and precisely hits the popular tastes and desires. I congratulate Mr. Lance immensely myself. The wisest man possible is the man that knows his own age.' The poor Mouse looked dissatisfied and chagrined at thia questionable form of felicitation : but he did not dare to complain of the almighty Censor's sarcasm. Beltran laughed, a little impatiently. ' What a patriotic task, then,' he said with a dash of self- contempt, 'to supply the sinews of war to those barbarians !' Dudley Moore shrugged his shoulders. ' My dear Beltran, you must be patriotic, for you amuse the people at a loss, I believe, of some fifty pounds a-night every season. But that isn't your fault. You supply them with what they like best. Our ancestors performed their mysteries and their mummeries at different seasons and on different stages ; but we, who don't believe in the one and are fearfully bored by the other, mix them both together, and take the decoction, indifferently, both in Lent and at Christmas. ' But we are not so bad after all?' said Denzil. ' I sus- pect that sort of cry has been raised in each century. Look at those gospel parodies, those religious plays you speak of, in the Middle Ages. Were they really anything so very much better in taste, do you think, than these burlesques and pantomimes of ours ?' ' Perhaps not better. But I say they were duly distinct from the fooling ; and the fooling too' was more genuine jlian ours, 1 am convinced. Pantomime was once the genius of gesticulation: the Pulcinella, the Stenterello, the Scaramouch, the Arlecchino, required talent of no siit/ht dort in the mimics who represented them. To tell a whole tale solely by the means of gesture and facial expression that was ingenious at the least. But what ingenuity is there exhibited by a man's louping about in woman's elothes, spouting bad puns ; or in a girl's casting herseK aitp the violent and ungraceful postures of the Cancan I It is simply vulgar, unredeemable* vulgar-' AT THE CORONET THEATRE. 133 ' Well, the modern public likes it,' hinted the discomfited House. ' Of course. You know the Eoman story of the people rating the pantomime plays a thousand times higher than those performed by "only" the living personaggi. Well, your public, Mr. Lance, is much like the Italian populace. They will have the scene painter, the sensational realism, the Lancashire clog-dance, the pot-house jig, the wooden puppets, in point of fact, bobbing upon wires, sooner than they will have the living flesh and blood ; pathos, and pas- sion, and genius.' Beltran threw his cigar away, right into a heap of tinfoil and muslin. 'You're quite right; it's awful stuff/ he murmured. 'But when I tried classic art with that wonderful French woman you remember? the gallery was crammed full, but the stalls yawned awfully the first night, and never came afterwards. Now look at the stalls; we've had tr add three rows to them. And what's done it ? Nothing but Laura's breakdowns.' Dudley Moore took snuff out of a tiny box. ' My dear fellow, people don't want to think after dinners of a dozen services. High feeding and comet wines induce a frame of mind in which good ankles and bad puns are far preferable to anything that displays intelligence in the ac- tors, and requires intelligence in its auditors. Pray don't attempt to return to high art while you've those forty pairs of fine legs and the Pearl's cellar-flap dancing.* 1 Hang you cynics ! ' said Beltran. ' Come and have some supper/ At that moment Laura Pearl came off the boards, she and Prince Silvertongue, literally covered with bouquets ; the little Wood-elf had only one, a mere cheap knot of early roses, deftly tied with a blue ribbon, probably the gift of some boy-artist or young musician. 'You did that amazingly well, Laura/ said her lover going up to her ; ' I'm really very much obliged to you/ ' bother ! ' she responded graciously. * It's a wretch of a piece, little Mouse; you should have given me all the breakdowns, and I've only that beggarly one at the end. Vere, do send me something to drink into my room. I'm dead-tired, and as thirsty as pigs on a market day/ i$4 PUCK. 1 So you had a call at last ? ' said Beltran kindly to the little Courcey, as the Pearl disappeared in her dressing- room, * And some flowers too, I see.' The "Wood-elf's blue eyes sparkled. ' It was that little song, my lord, as Mr. Denzil put in for me. Mayn't I sing it every night ? Do let me ! ' ' Of course you may. It is in your part.' 1 But but,' whispered the Wood-elf, who seemed shyer than any other of this astonishingly voluble and dare-devil sisterhood, ' if you won't be angry, she said as how she'd have it cut out. She couldn't abide me being called along of her ; and if I don't have the song they'll hiss me.' ' Confound her ! ' muttered Bel trail, as the poor little Wood-elf turned hot and cold at her own temerity in ad- venturing a remonstrance against the person \vho was om- nipotent with the lordly owner of the Coronet. ' You shall have the song, never fear. I'll speak to "Wynch myself about it.' Wynch was the acting and ostensible manager ; and the Wood-elf's soul was comforted. * What he says he'll do, he'll do,' she murmured, cherish- ing fondly her knot of roses, while the costly bouquets showered at Pearl were first stripped of any bracelet, note, or other article they might contain, and were then cast aside to wither as best they might. At this instant Prince Silvertongue, passing me hastily to get across to the room on the other side where the porter and kidneys had been indulged in, kicked me sharply with her scarlet boot, and tore some of my hair out with her gilt spur. Naturally I shrieked loudly with the pain, which for the time was very severe. Beltran heard and took me up under his arm as he went, followed by Fanfreluche, to his own supper room ; a very pretty apartment, hung with amber, and uniting in it the elegance of a boudoir, the luxurious ness of a smoking-room, and the artistic disorder of a studio. The same room, I heard afterwards, where the boy-politician had shot himself six years before. * Why will you bring these dogs here, Laura ? they are always getting kicked, or snubbed, or stamped on by some one or other,' he asked her impatiently, as she appeared in this chamber, having changed her attire with marvellous AT THE CORONET THEATRE. 133 celerity, to the velvet and lace of her home dinner- dress. ' I bring 'em because I choose to bring 'em/ she answered him sullenly. * That big brute of Denzil's is often enough in the place.' Now, she had not known that we had been with her, and, as Eanfreluche had averred, might have kicked us out of her brougham had she done so. What then could be her motive for this speech ? Simply, I imagine, to disagree with him, which was a form of amusement that seemed to afford her never-failing refreshment. 'Denzil's dog can take care of himself. These little things can't,' he answered her. ' By the way, Derry, that's a charming little song you put in for that Courcey girl. Lance is awfully in your debt for it, and so am I.' Laura Pearl's arched eyebrows lowered, and her eyes beneath them grew full of flame and gloom. 'Little Courcey has a pretty voice,' Denzil answered. ' If she were well taught she'd come out wonderfully. The girl's a game little thing too keeps straighter than any one of them.' This last phrase he muttered sotto voce. 1 She squeaks like a penny trumpet,' the Pearl observed with savage scorn. ' And what you stuck in tliem ten bars for, DenzS, beats me. I'll have 'em out to-morrow.' ' 3To you won't,' said Beltran quietly. * "NV'on't I ? ' she cried furiously. ' Then all I says i Beltran, you may find who you can for my part, for I' never go on your stage no more to have calls and bouquets and thingumbobs flung at that little minx aside of me.' ' Very well,' said Beltran carelessly. * There are lots of people can do the breakdowns ; and you know that's all you do do, Laura,' ' I'll write a song for you too/ added Denzil, with wicked intent. * That's easy enough : and the Mouse can make room, I daresay ' ' When you know I can't sing ! ' she shrieked in a gust of passion. * And as for you, Lord Beltran, if you could get people so easy out of casinoes to fill your hole of a theatre, vhy wasn't you successful with 'em before I come? dmswer me that! And as to insulting of me for that vretched little toad of a Courcey, I'll see her and you ' But I had better not record the foul language with which '30 FUCK. she polluted her handsome quivering lips, and transformed one of the most beautiful women Nature ever created into a h is sing, mouthing, furious virago. Beltran sat quite unmoved under the tempest, employing himself in concocting a continental drink with ice, forced strawberries, and a little Chambertm wine. Indeed, for aught any one could have told, he might have been as deaf as a stone. ' I wouldn't agitate myself if I were you,' he said very quietly, when the hurricane of her words was exhausted. ' There's your favourite ris de veau en demi-deuil ; hadn't you better eat it ? ' And she did eat it. The men round the table, of whom there were some eight or ten, could not help smiling at this anti-climax. Beltran still devoted himself to his ice with the gravest face possible. But I fancy that Laura Pearl knew, some- how or other, that she would not be permitted to carry her point about the "Wood-elf's ten bars of song. ' He cares nothing about little Courcey, my dear,' Fanfre- luche explained to rne under the table. ' But he cares a deal about keeping his word. Won't she make him pay a price for it, just ! ' Apparently her good-humour was restored by the ris de veau; at any rate her murmurs were drowned by Derry Denzil, who had one of the mellowest and most flexible o*f voices, and who, sitting down to the piano that occupied a nook in this pretty supper-room, chanted, with gay music of his own, some camp-songs of the Austrian army, in which he once had served. The Mouse came in, radiant because the carriages were standing thick in two ranks down the street, and because the doorkeeper had averred that every one had gone away delighted with the entertainment. He was genuinely hungry also, from anxiety and suspense, and could in verity eat the dainty things provided, which the other men who had hurriedly left their dinner-tables to be present were not. In consequence the}' had only trifled with claret, or drunk brandy and seltzer, whereas he really was thoroughly ready for the larded game and the mayonaise and the oysters ; and he managed to devour very nearly as much as Laura Pearl herself, chattering with voluble mirth all the rime, and AT THE CORONET THEATRE. 137 bringing an element into the society which was very much wanting there ; since the conversation, having commenced in disputes, had declined into ennui. After a little time they all began to smoke the Pearl included, though she threw away much more of her cigar than she consumed. While the Coronet's lights were out in every other part of the house, the players gone home, and the great doors shut to the street and locked, laughter reigned in the bright amber-hung room ; and the chimes of a neighbouring clock were tolling two in the morning when they all sauntered forth by the stage-exit and went into the cool white moonlight to their waiting cabs. * It's a success an out-and-out success ! ' I heard the Mouse mutter to Denzil as they lounged out to the air. 1 For you, yes ! ' 1 Well ! Why not for him ? ' ' Why ? ' replied Denzil slowly, with a big cheroot in his teeth that resisted all attempts to light it. 'Why? O, because it never makes any difference to him whether the Coronet pays or loses. Old Wynch will tot up your half of the profits correctly, because you've very bright eyes, my dear Mouse ; but Beltran well, Beltran may be per- mitted to see that his gallery brings him in a surplus of something like eighteenpence halfpenny a week. That will be about it, I fancy.' ' He's a confounded ass ! ' muttered the Mouse. * Yes, he is. He trusts Wynch and you.' And Denzil, with a short good-night to them all, strode away in the moonlight alone, while Leo Lance waited to murmur farewell to the Pearl and to close the door of her brougham. 4 Are you coming, Vere ? ' she asked sharply of Beltran. 1 No, thanks. I'll go and see what they're doing at the Cocodes.' And he turned away to get into a hansom and drive rapidly to that fashionable night-club, where the highest of high play was to be obtained all through the early hours of the dawn. The Mouse had his rejected seat in the brougham. ' A lift ' was the least she could give, I suppose, in return for my ear-rings and me. 138 PUCK. CHAPTEB XIII. BROSZE. LET attempting to jump into the brougham my feet slipped, and I fell heavily to the ground. No one perceived my accident, and the carriage moved on quickly, while a shrill little yell from within it told me that my faithful little chaperone and cicerone alone had witnessed, and was powerless to help my misfortune. I was stunned for a moment or two by the sharp concussion, andlay panting and scarcely sensible on the hard stones of the deserted street. A good Samaritan, who was the only passenger past the loneliness of the darkened and melancholy theatre, saw my plight and paused by me. He was a rather large, rough, brown dog ; his coat was very shabby and tangled, as if worn by wind and weather ; and he had a very sad tender face, that made me think of old Trust's. He stopped and sniffed me, and drew me gently out of the roadway with his teeth. I was, or fancied myself, too much hurt to move, and lay right in the way of all passing carriages, indifferent to all danger from their wheels. ' You are a poor tiny thing to be all alone at this time of night,' he said to me kindly. l What are you doing ? Have you lost yourself ? ' I told him my adventures. He was not a dog of the world evidently, for he knew no- thing of Pearl, or Fanfreluche, or even the name of the theatre under whose porch he had drawn me: consequently it was not in his power to lead ine aright, or indeed to help me in any way, save to shelter me with his bigger body from the wind, which he did with much care and tenderness. ' Will you take me home with you ? ' I ventured to ask. emboldened by his honest kind eyes. ' I have no home,' he said mournfully, ' otherwise I would. I .sleep .under bridge arches, or doorways, or anywhere I can ; where I am not hunted away * ' But that must be very miserable ? ' ' Yes, it is miserable. But there are tens of thousands ofc human creatures that do the same. I must not complain Sometimes I am allowed to lie in an empty basket, in that BRONZE. great market where they sell vegetables and flowers ; there it is very warm and safe, and the sweet scents of the thyme and the lavender, and all the cool wet leaves, make me dream I am in the country once more.' * You carne from the country ? ' ' Yes,' his eyes grew unutterably sad. ' "Why did you leave it ? ' * "Well I followed my master. He was but a lad, barely twenty ; his people were poor, and he was restless at home, and he had dreams of wondrous things that he could do in the great world, if only his steps should once wend thither. It was a sweet, happy, fragrant place that little farm where we lived ; all in the heart of the green fresh pasture- lands, and the apple-orchards, and the blossoming high hedges, with the little brooks singing beneath them. But Harold was ill-content there. He had music in his eyes, and fever in his voice ; do you know what it is that I mean? "Well, he would leave them the father, and the mother, and the little girl Gladys and would go forth on his own path to some greatness. I do not think he ever knew what ; but dreamt of all impossible beautiful things. They wept sorely ; but he he came smiling away. I followed him. I had been his in his childhood, and he had always been good and gentle to me ; my heart nearly broke at quitting that fair green place of my birth, but what could I do ? I could not let him wander alone.' He pauzed ; there was no sound save of the night winds stealing sadly through the empty portico of the deserted theatre. * "Well he came straight hither ; came out of the pure free country, and from the sight of the sun, into this fur- nace, where men's souls are for ever consuming, and the smoke of their passions and woes is spread, like a veil of darkness, between them and heaven's light. The lad had dreamed divine dreams, that I know ; I have seen the look on his face when he walked under the summer stars, or saw the moon burn through a night of frost. And he came here here ! to squalor, and vice, and manifold miseries, and ceaseless greed, and a fathomless gulf of unmeasured iniquity ! ' * "What he really strove to do I cannot tell. He strove hard, whatsoever it was. He wrote all the day long in that 140 PUCK. little, dusky, "blackened attic, in the roof under the smoke* cloud, which he had chosen instead of the bright, broad, wooden chamber, under the great oak boughs, with the birds singing against the lattice, that had been his at his home. He wrote wrote wrote, all day and all night too, till all the colour died out of his face, and all the light out of 1 his eyes. 'At times he would go abroad, and wander amongst strange crooked streets, and enter first one house and then another. And in one he was met with derision ; and in a second with coldness ; and in a third with a rebuff ; and so on in every one of them ; so that he left each with his bundle of papers clenched in his hand, and the broken bent look of an old man on his lithe young form. Yet he never seemed wholly to lose courage. He would write, and write, and write again ; and go again to these houses, or to fresh ones, with his eyes all aglow with hope ; and again come forth from them with the glow quenched, and his steps dragging slowly over the stones. And all this time he had but little money ; and it grew less and less ; and soon we all but starved. ' Many tender letters came to him from the little farm iq the orchard-country, but I do not fancy he ever answereV. them. If he did he was too proud to tell them that all then fears were true, and all his dreams were dead. For if he had only once hinted to them of his want, I know that they would have stripped themselves to the last coin to send him help, and the child Gladys would have worked in the fields as a reaper rather than ever have let him need unaided. 'Well each day grew worse than the last ; and his check? grew hollow, and his eyes wild, and his hand when it touched me, burned like flame. He still wrote O yes but he wrote at night only, and all the other hours through he wandered to and fro, to and fro, in the endless maze of streets. It is sad to be young, and alone, and utterly miser- able, in a great city that has no time to think of you, nc glance to give you, no ear to lend to your sighs ! * And at last one evening he would go out alone ; he would not have me with him. He stooped and kissed me on the forehead, and I felt great hot tears fall on me as he did so ; but though I begged and prayed, and moaned and entreated all I could to go with him, he put me back into BRONZE. 141 the room, and closed the door on me, and 1 neard his steps go swiftly down the staircase, and out into the street. Well from that hour he has never returned.' ' He is dead then ? ' I asked, awe-stricken. ' Ah ! that I cannot tell. I am looking for him always, dead or alive. After a little while the people of the house drove me away with blows, when they found that he did not come back. I used to lie in the street before the door day after day, night after night ; they would throw wood and stones at me: they wounded me sorely often, but they could not make me leave the spot while there was a chance of hia coming there. It is so horrible to lose a creature you love, into darkness like that. Men can speak and explain, and other men pity and aid them. But we we can only suffer and wonder, and be wretched and dumb !' I listened, awed and full of sorrow this loyal, faithful, tender-souled preature, Humanity in its besotted arrogance called a lower beast than Laura Pearl ! ' Have you never seen him again ?' I asked softly at length. * Never again. But I look for him still. I must find him still. I must find him at last. One man was good to me and would have given me a home, and fed and caressed me; but I could not stay with him ; I could not go to comfort and rest whilst the boy was unfound. I seek him every- where. Sooner or latter I shall know where he is ' 1 But you must suffer greatly ?' * Suffer ? Yes. But so did he. I have hunger and thirst continually ; a drop of muddy water, a scrap of offal, is aH I can get without stealing, and I never will steal. The peo- ple beat me and kick me, and the boys stone and hoot me you see, I am nothing but a stupid stray dog to them. And they are cruel.' ' But could you not find your way home to that country ace that you love ? ' * O yes. It is fifty or sixty miles from this city, but I could find my way well ; I should know the road, and I could walk in less than a week. But how can I go home whilst I leave him here ? How can I see them all again without him ? If I knew he were dead indeed I might go ; they love me, and perhaps in some sense I could comfort them ; but until I do whilst there still is a chance that he 14 * PUCK. lives and may want me I have no right to tarn my face homeward. If I went and forsook him, do you think I could Bleep one moment in peace, though I were to lie in my old nest among the sweet hay in the apple-loft under the oak boughs?' I was silent. The greatness of this unselfish elevation appalled me. This rough country dog could feel such fidelity and nobility as these, whilst the men and women I had quitted ' Forgive me, little one/ he said kindly, imagining that he had wearied me. ' In babbling of myself I have forgotten your troubles. What can I do for you ? I have nothing in the world, and not even a kennel to share with you.' ' What was your master called ? ' I asked, still haunted by the story, to the exclusion of my own woes. ' Harold. His people's name was Q-erant, but we always called him and his little sister Harold and Gladys. But do not let us speak more of them. I want to aid you if I can.' I could not tell him how, for I saw no possible issue to the dilemma ; but I begged and prayed of him not to leave me. I had such a dread of Bill Jacobs', finding and seizing me. ' Ah, you are afraid of the thieves r ' he said gently. ' They never touch me. See what a protection it is to be worth nothing ! A valuable dog and a rich man, have no true liberty in their lives, for they are for ever being hunted and trapped by the spoilers. I will not leave you ; and I can still keep a rabble at bay, though I am old, and my teeth are not strong. We are as well here as anywhere; the portico keeps the wind off a little.' So we sat there while quarters and hours were several times tolled from the neighbouring churchy and he warmed me with his rough, curly body, and tried to his uttermost to shelter me from the unaccustomed exposure of the night. Carriages flashed past; now and then a foot-passenger went by ; but no one took any notice of us. Now and then there came by us a man of distinguished appearance, walking slowly, with his hat over his eyebrows, and his face very pale. When I saw such a one I guessed that he had been playing at the Cocodes, or at some other of the night card-clubs of this fashionable quarter, and had lost. Now and then such a one would be accosted and pestered, and cursed horribly wken *xe put her aside, by some wretched, fcaggard, painted phantom of a woman that made one's blood run cold by even a look at her wolfish leering, hungry, eyes. * Poor creature ! ' I said involuntarily, as one of these the worst of any I had ever seen came by us. ' Poor indeed ! ' said my good Samaritan. ' And yet, after all, this is rather a sham sentiment that we are guilty of when we pity these women so profoundly. For they call our brothers, the lions, beasts of prey ; but how holy are their ways, how continent, how innocent, how merciful even the worst that they do, beside these women ! These women murder the young of their own kind. What lion, what animal, ever did that ? ' I But they have been tempted ? ' 4 "Well yes,' he said thoughtfully. ' And how ? Look you here. A few nights ago, as I was seeking Harold in all likely and unlikely places, I strayed into a Casino not very far from here. It was one where gay, rich, foolish youngsters go to see dancing women, and specially to see one now who is a sort of empress there they call her Lillian Lee. She " shows herself nightly to the populace for gold " that was a line I heard Harold quote so often. I 1 took a long look at this Lillian of theirs before they saw and turned me out. I knew her then. The last time I had seen her she had been hop-picking in our fields some five years ago at harvest-time. 'That girl had as good a mother as ever breathed; a widow-woman, but full of thrift and cheerfulness and virtue. They lived in a pretty little cottage, hard by the water-mill ; the mother bred poultry, and took the fowls and ducks to market, with herbs and a few vegetables that she grew, and she washed linen for the old vicar and two or three other people. She was always a contented woman, and loved her daughter well, as only mothers can love. If the girl had been but like her, they might have been very happy. But you know it is of no use to sow wheat upon stone and sand. * Letty that was her name Letty had nothing of her mother's temper in her. She was for ever sulking, and fret- ting, and refusing to work, and squandering her pence OE finery, and mooning away her days in the sun. The only thing she would do was a little hop-picking in the season, because there were many men about, and idle play, and f 44 PUCK, licence that was worse than play, in the hop-grounds, where all the wild Irish and the labourers on tramp came, and wasted far more than they worked for most of the time they were there. One day at the middle of the hop-getting, when Gerant came in to the noonday dinner, his face was very grave. He was a quiet Q-od-f earing man, and it was but seldom that he allowed anger to stir in him. " Lettice Dean must never darken these doors again," he said to hit wife the children were not as yet in from the fields. " She is vicious and vile; she turns to sin as bees to sugar. Have a care that she comes no more nigh to Gladys." ' The mistress asked trembling what the girl had done, and he answered her that Letty had wanton ways, and he had surprised her love-making with one of the drunken Irishmen, where they stood under a hedge. A little while after that the poor woman Dean came weeping sorely to G-erant and his wife, and told them how the child had left her without a word, ( aking all she owned with her. She had stolen even her dead father's old pinchbeck watch from under her mother's pillow whilst the old woman slept, and had carried off even the few little bits of silver spoons, and salt-pots, and such like, that had belonged to her great grand-parents, and were the pride and treasure of the cottage. "Well, they traced her to London, I believe, and there they altogether lost her. I only found her the other night as Lillian Lee at this Casino/ 1 And you think her temptations were ? ' ' Greed, and vanity, and discontent. No others. She loved wickedness and pleasure; she robbed her mother whilst sleeping ; and she went to vice because she desired its wages. * By the way, the old woman died ; lost all heart and strength, and could no longer labour for her own support, and would have gone to the workhouse but for Harold's father and mother, who, in the press of their own poverty, tended and succoured her to the end, which indeed was not long in coming. Now, wheref crre should we pity this crea- ture Letty Dean or Lillian Lee ? ' 1 The flowers hang in the sunshine and blow in the breeze, free to the wasp as to the bee. The bee chooses to make his store of honey, that is sweet and fragant and life-giving; the wasp chooses to make his from the same blossoms, but BRONZE of a matter hard and bitter and useless. Shall we pity the wasp, because of his selfish passions he selects the portion that shall be luscious only to his own lips, and spends his hours only in the thrustiug-in of his sting ? Is not such pity wasted upon the wasp an insult to the bee who toils sc wearily to gather in for others, and who because he stings not man, is by man maltreated? Now, it seems to me, if I read them aright, that vicious women, and women that are of honesty and honour, are JT'Uch akin to the wasp and to the bee.' .. , I was silent. His grave gentle speech recalled to me my old familiar friend Trust, and seemed so strange and yet so simply-wiseafter the satiric sharpness and the acidu- lated worldiness of Ear. f reluche. The one was so tenderly thoughtful, probing to. the core of all things ; the other was so contemptuously ID different, skimming the surface of all truth* And yet