. 1- If. /V Act Directs. Ij SONGS, P O L I T J C A L CON V I V i A L BY CAPTAIN MORRIS. TWENTY-FOURTH EDITION, LOX DON: Printed by T, SUTTON, Britannia Street, Gray's-Inn-Lanc-llotS, For R. DAVIS, Piccadilly,, 1802, :\ : ::: >:; : : A SONGS B Y CAPTAIN MORRIS. N I. MY SPIRITS ARE MOUNTING. A/f Y spirits are mounting, my heart's full of glee, Sweet hope like a rose on my bumper I see ; My cares are all colour' d with joy as they pass, And my soul is all sunshine when lit by my glass. Fal de ral, &c. II. Awa,y from my view fly the world and its strife, The banquet of fancy's the feast of my life, All love's melting energies sink in my soul, And the fountain of bliss is let loose in my bowl- Fal de ral, &c. 8 You M1Q2238 III. You ask why I drink, and my reason is plain, To gild with bright colours life's picture again, From the cold track of care my warm heart tore- move, And revel transported with nature and love. Fal 'de ral, &c. IV. To the fairer 1 fill, to the fairer I think, Mine is not a clay that grows muddy with drink; The bubbles .'tba,t rise in gay colours are drest, And love's the soft sediment lies at my breast. Fal -de ral, &c. V. My spirits in bursts of wild sympathy start, And friendship's kind current flows pure from my heart, And ardour so social ennobles each thought, And I curse the cold maxims dame Prudence has taught. Fal de ral, &c. VI. What say soothing Gods ! when thou bring'st to my view, Those scenesofwildsoftnessmy bosom once knew; I gaze as fond Memory's vision goes by, And double the bliss, tho' the tear's in my eye. Fal de ral, &c. Then ( 3 ) VII. Then give me great Gods, but a friend with my wine, Whose heart has been heated and softened like mine, In social effusions we'll cherish each soul, And share the wild magic that lies in the bowl Fal deral^ &c". B 9 N'HI. ( 4 ) DRINKING SONG. I. the fancy -stirring bowl Wakes its world of pleasure, Glowing visions gild my soul, ^\nd life's an endless treasure ; Mem'ry decks my wasted heart, Fresh with gay desires, Rays divine their heat impart, And kindling hope inspires. CHORUS. Then who'd be grave, When wine can save The heaviest soul from sinking* And magic grapes Give angel shapes To every girl we're drinking ? II. Here sweet benignity and love Shed their influence round us, Gother'd ills of life remove, And leave us as they found us : tho 3 ( .'5 ) Tho' my head may swim, yet true, Still to nature's feeling ? Peace and beauty swim there too, And rock me while I'm reeling. Then who'd be grave ? III. On youth's soft pillow tender truth Her pensive lesson taught me ; Age soon mo'ck'd the dream of youth, And wisdom wakM and caught me ; A bargain then with love I knock't, To hold the pleasing gipsey ; When wise, to keep my bosom lock't, But turn the key when tipsey. Then who'd be grave J &c. IV, When time had swag'd my heated heart, The grave boy, blind and simple, Forgot to cool one little part, Just flush'd by Lucy's dimples ; That part's enough of beauty's type ? To warm an honest fellow, And tho' it touch me not when ripe, It melts still while Pin mellow. Then who'd be grave, ?&c, Life's C 6 ) Life's a voyage we all declare,. With scarce a port to hide in ; Perhaps it may to pride or care ; That's not the sea I ride in : Here floats my soul 'till fancy's eye Her realms of bliss discover ; Fright worlds that fair in prospecl li To him. that's half seas over.. CHORUS. Then who'd be grave, When wine can save The heaviest soul from sinking, And magic grapes Give angel shapes To every girl we're drinking. N ( 7 ) N'HL SUNG BY THE PRINCE OF WALES TO A CERTAIN LADY. Tune There* s a difference between a Beggar and a Queen. I. nTTIERJE's a difference in Fact betwixt a promise and an act, And I'll tell you the reason why An act can't betray tho' I own a promise may* Yet I hope neither you nor L CHORUS, Let thy cares and thy fearsgo hang, -go hTis Freedom gives and binds 'ern tight On patriot princes brows, Sir. For Westminster's free sons have shewn, When Kings misuse their station, That Britons rais'd a Brunswick's throne For Freedom's preservation. VII. Then be the triumph great and gay That crowns our Champion's glory ! Oh, may the blest auspicious day Long live in British story ! G Mav May endless honours grace that head In which with partial hand, Sir, Kind Heav'n a chosen light hath shed To save a sinking land, Sir ! For Westminster's free sons have When Kings misuse their station, That Britons rais'd a Brunswick's throne For Freedom's preservation. ( 43 ) NX. A NEW IRISH SONG. Tune" O Lord, What can the Matter be?" TIE easy with War ! here's a fine piece of bothet on't, Faith I can't make either one thing or t'other on't, Devil may burn both the Father and Mother on't. Billy's undone us by the War, Oh, Lord ! what will the damage be ? &c. &c. Pat, can you tell what the Devil he's driving at ? What is't we're fighting for, what is't he's striving at? A foul bit of work the d n'd Tory's conniving at! For the poor out of bread, what a fine consolation too, Winter at hand, and all trade in stagnation too ; Nothing to swallow, but lumps of taxation too* G % . Then y ( 44 ) Then, what are our gains, for the millions he squanders now? [now. Plentiful loss of brave Troops and Commanders' Rotting like sheep, in the big bogs of Flanders now ! We're murder'd by thousands, arid pay for the slaughter too, Nothing to drink, to the a se up in water too J Dutch running off, and ourselves marching after too. Our Fleets and our Gun Beats won't answer their uses too, Horse of no service for ditches and sluices too, Cannon too late, and all left as the duce is too. We're flux'd, till our life streams away from our bowels too, Drench'd so with rain, ye might scrape us with trowels too, Cattle all glander'd, and all full of rowels too. ' Tents we have few, since we left e'm behind us too, Dogs wouldn't lie on the wet straw, they find us too, All sorts of death, by my soul they've consign'd us too ! Then faith with mistrust we're a little deje&ed too, Prussians withdrawn, and the Dutch disaffected too ; Troops that we'erhir'd not too much respected too. By ( 45.) By my soul, it's a sin, tho' we e'er should want harmony, When all fight for the Emp'ror of Germany, And John Bull has promis'd to pay all the War money. Then you bitch'd us at home, and your word did'nt keep my dears ; Leaving brave lads to be cut up like sheep my dears, Toby sham fighting, and C -TH M asleep my dears. d-ert PO&H, #. '" *- By my troth there's a damnable sin and omission here, Tho' it's hush'd up, it must rise in revision here, Murder cries out, for a state inquisition here. Then your cabinet calls this a war of existence now, That's in plain Irish, to die at a distance, now, And help the workforward, by backward, assis- tance now. Troth you've purchas'd at Toulon a slippery station too, Laid out our cash in a wild speculation too ; And united all France, in a d ='d indignation too. A wise figure we make, to be starv'd to help slavery, Fighting for others with profitless bravery ; Oh, get out! you'll u.ndo a good master with knavery. F.ver ( 46 ) Eversafe be his throne? may no traitor^ endeavour now, Loyalty's cause from fair Freedom's dissever now; Here's Fox and the Whig Constitution for ever now* Billy's undone us by War, N XL ( 47 ) N XL A NEW SONG, Tune - BaHlnamona Qra. CURE, Master JOHN BULL, I shan't know til! I'm dead, Where the devil j^ou're driving to, a-sc over Troth, Pve watch' d you, my dear, day and night, like a cat ; And, bad luck to myself, if I kitowwhatyou're #1. But, tire reason you waste all this blood, and this gold, Is a secret, they say that can never betoid: To be sure, for such secrets my tongue is n't fit ; For I can't keep it still, without speaking a bit, Faith., and well I may speak now, for hark ye, dear joy ! Tho' you say, it's your Country the French would destroy. Since ( 48 ) Since you do \t yours elves ^ they may let it alone And mine may be taken, instead of your own. Britain's car, JOHN, I told you, would break with foul knocks, When ihisjob-boy and help any more. And these foreigners, too, have a whim in their head That the more they neglect ye, the more they'll be paid : Sure they say that your King, now they've left him alone, Will bribe 'em, and feed 'em, to Jig ht Tor their own. Devil burn 'em, to say such a Heathenish thing, Of a wise, decent, generous, church going King! To fill foreign mouths, will he pinch from the poor's ? And tax the last scrap, for Croats andPandours? Oh, c 49 ; Oh, JOHN ! these connections with Goths, and with Huns, Was ever the curse of your isle and her sons ! If you knew when you're well, you'd stand fast on your ground, And, at any one end on't, you a jface the world round. But to set out a tilting, and shake your weak lance Against millions of men, arm'd RfcFreecloM, ia France, Was a twist in your head, Master BULL, d'ye see Mighty strange in your nation, that made itself free. But your foes, my dear JOHN, say your brains are of lead That the fog of your island's ne'er out of your head That alike you misjudge of good measures or bad, And are stupidly drowsy or wilfully mad ! By my soul, JOHN, I've study'd your nature awhile ; And I think, when they so, they don't miss a mile ; The world's wide, to be sure ; but, as intellects go, You're as clumseyand bother d a beast us I know. H Don't Don't you think it's pretty, political touch- To keep shooting your gold in the damms of tfte Dutch ? Sending troops to be swamp' d, where they can't draw their breath ? And buying a load of fresh taxes with death ? Then, your friends, who've been sucking the sap of your skull, Now choose to be fed on your fat, Master BULL ! Oh! your whisker-mouthed Prussian's a hell of a bite And your Eagle of Austria's a damnable Kite ! Like the Jay in the fable, all pluck you, good JOHN ? But the whole mean to shew you their tails, when they've done. Oh ! 'twill please you to see, when they all hare a feather, How they'll pushforth their wings and go off all together. Then comes the account, JOHN : and faith, to be frank, The cost is unbounded ; the credit a blank ! It's a nghtFlemish bargain, where all you can claim, Is a plentiful balance of 'taxes and shame. But, But, when substance is gone, JOHN, one blessing remains We prize little things, and we count little gains ; Thus, tho' broke down by burthens, to lighten mishap, You've ^feather or two, JOHN, tostick in your cap. Yes! Laurels you have, JOHN, to tickle your car For you've conquer'd aCorsican mountain, I hear : And the Caribbee Laurels Oh fortunate lot ! You've reap'd, and a fine yellow harvest you've got. Then, a wond'rotis magnanimous boast, too, is yours : With no reason on earth, to bring war to your doors. You, regardless of policy ^ safety, or pelf, Have paid all the world's damage, and beggar* d yourself. Faith, your tax-burthen'd sons, JOHN, will bless the dark hour When the war-yv hoop of Kings, and the squeakings of povvr, Made a nation of Freemen the clamour applaud? And load their own necks to chain monsters abroad. Oh- 1 , to what will it come, JOHN, this guilty affair For all acts of your State are, now, acts oj despair : H 2 Like Like spendthrifts undone, evzrfrajrtic they Seem ; And widen that ruin they cannot redeem. Big curses by day, ay, and bigger by night, On the JENKY-nurs'd Jackall, that brought on this plight ! Who has stalk don Court stilts to that ruinous brink Where 'tis hopeless to move and more hopeless to think. A while your brave tars.the great prop ofyourState, Have, by glory and conquest, JOHN, put off your fate ; But, if e'er on French decks , shouts of victory roar, The Crowns a Red Night-cap and Britain's no more. Troth, the Car was well warn'd of War's desperate sin, When, with headlong presumption, he hurry'd you in. The voice of sound wisdom cry'd loud on the curse: But wisdom was wind, to the voice of the nurse. But the slave will soon see on what sand h6 has built ; For the virtues of Freemen now wake on his guilt : They at length see the storm, and with horror refuse To cut up the country for Cabinet viezvs. Too ( 53 ) Too long, JOHN, I've told you, the helm would break down, With this foul-going Pilot, that steers for tht Crown, But, I've done ; for, wow, ruin hangs over the elf ; &?, good luck to your king and long life to your- self. ( 54 ) N XIL COUNTRY AND TOWN. TN London I never knew what to be at, Enraptur'd with this ! and enchanted with that ! Fm wild with the sweets of Variety's plan, And life seems a blessing too happy for man. Derry clown, &c. But the Country, Lord help us, sets all matters right; So calm and composing from morning till night ; O, it settles the spirits when nothing is seen But an ass on a common, or goose on a green r Derry down, See- In Town if it rains, why it damps not our hope, The eye has its range, and the fancy her scope ; Still the same tho' it pour all night and all day, It spoils not our prospecls, it stops not our way, Derry down, &c. In C 55 ) In the Country how bless'd when it rains in the fields, To feast upon transports that shuttlecock yields, Or go crawling from window to window to see A hog on a dunghill, or crow on a tree. Dcrry down, &x*. In London how ea^y we visit and meet* Gay pleasure the theme, and sweet smiles are our treat t Our morning's a round of good humour, deligh/L And we rattle in comfort and pleasure all night. Derry down, &e\. In the Country how charming Our visits to make. Thro' ten miles of mud for formality's sake ; With the coachman in drink, and the moon in a fog, And no thought in our head but a ditch and a bog Derry down, &. In London if folks ill together are put, A bore may be dropt, or a quiz may be cut ; We change without end, and if happy or ill, Our wants are at hand, and our wjshes at will. Derry down., &c. In the Country you're nail'd, like a pale in your park, To some stick of a neighbour, cram'd into the ark; Or ( 56 ) Or if your are sick, or in fits tumble down, You reach death ere the doclor can reach you from Town. Derry down, &c. I have heard how that love in a cottage is sweet, When two hearts in ojrie Jink of soft sympathy meet ; I'know nothing of that, for alas ! Pm a swain, Who requires. I own it, more links to my chain. Derry down, &c. -Your jays and your magpies may chatter on trees, And whisper soft nonsense in groves if they please ; But a house is much more to my mind than a tree, And for groves, O ! a fine grove of chimnies for me. Derry down, &c. Then in Town let me live, and in Town let me die ; For in truth I can't relish the Country, not L If one must have a villa in summer to dwell, O give me the sweet shady side of Pall-Mail. Derry down, &c. < N'XIII. ( 57 ) N XIIL A NEW SONG. Sung at the Anniversary of Mr. Fox's Birth *~P H E rising Sun of Freedom, with radiant justice crown'd, Now, bursts in bright effulgence, and spreads its blessings round : Creation's sons rejoicing, receive the welcome light, While God unchains the fettered J^orld, and Nature claims her right. CHORUS. Then, hail celestial Liberty! fly round this mortal sphere, And, in thy blest redeeming course, unchain thy children here. I Soon, ( 58 ) Soon, o'er this sufFring Island, in Freedom once so blest, This vital beam returning, shall cheer the Bri- ton's breast; Vain is the hn pious arm of pow'r, or craft of tot. t'ring pride, To stop the heav'n-dire&ed ray, or turn its^ course aside. Then hail, &c. Tho' foul corruption's baseness hath sold our isle to woe, Tho 3 deeds of dire destruction a while have laid us low ; The hour comes on, when Britain's sons their blessings shall regain, And hard oppression's iron rod, be broken here again. riM i -i o Then hail, &c. Through each eventful sera, that sounds in Bri- tish song, To Roman, Saxon, Norman, Dane, whoe'er the sway belong, Still struggling Freedom restless burn'd, uncon- quered by controul, And while the body bent to fate, more firmly rose the soul. Then hail, &c. It f 59 ) It matters not what safeguard the tools of pow'r devise, Swords, edi&s, chains, or brides, fn which still tyrant sway relies ; They feel their coming fate, and kntnv, tho' force upholds their guilt, One British moment strikes to dust the works that fears have built. Then hail, &c. jE'en in this deadly moment, when force and fraud combined, Have stopped the breath of Freedom > and broke the British mind. The buried spark, retouch'd by heav'n, and piercing thro 5 the strife, Shall from the grave of Freedom burst, and light us back to life ! Then hail, &c. ^Tis thus the God of Britain, in danger ever saves, Still fate renews our Freedom, when tyrants doom us slaves; They crush her in our vices down, but when our virtues join, John serves her cause on Runny mede, and James upon the Boyne. Then hail, &c. 12 Oh ! ( 60 ) Oh! give me life yepoXvers, that happy hour t6 meet, When strangled Freedom breathes again in this her ancient seat ; When, 'stead of tame degenerate sloth, thfe pa- triot flame inspires, And British bosoms glow again, with all their father's fires. Then hail, &c. Oft tfmes I view in fancy, the bursting blaze expand, And see th' elelric spirit fly, like lightening o'er the land ; See all the jealous fervour rage ; the virtuous tumult roar, And hear th' avenging phalanx say Thus stood our fires before. \ Then hail, &c. Then dieer'd by British story, let's meet the coming day, When heav'n's correcting mercy, shall scourge the fiends away ; A breath can blast their tyranny, a touch un- loose the chain, And when they fall, as fall they must, we live rede em' d again. i Then hail, &c. Oh ( 6i ) Oh Liberty ! from traitors, avert our country's death ! Watch o'er this natal moment that gave thy Champion breath. Preserve through England's dangers, thisgmtf, this British mind, ) midst the dismal wreck of State, leave Fox to save mankind. N XIV. ( 62 ; NO XIV. A NEW SONG. Sung at the Anniversary oj Mr. Fex's birth, I. \\7ELL, now that the prospeft of Britain V a blank- No- hope from her councils, or gold from her Bank ; When all the vile schemes of destru6Vion and woe Have eome back ort ourselves, that were meant for our Foe ; When projecls of famine and fire have fail'd us, And heaven's just wrath is entaiPd on our guilt j Shall we plunge further into chaos of sin That our children may bleed for the Blood w&. have spilt ? CHORUS. Ah, no Britons ; no it cannot be so, While there's justice ABOVE, and oppression BEfcOW ! II. When II. Wlien all schemes, all Attempts, all- delusions we've tried, Have but blazoned our folly and humbled our pride ; When the millions we've wasted in iiwpotefitaim Are as barren of fruit as the Minis ter'sjrame; When danger is all that we've got by his measures, And beggary all that he's bought with our gold; Shall we now be bereft of the little that's left 'Till iceall^ like himself, to perdition be sold Ah, no, Britons, &c- III. When a train of bright glory unknow 'till outrtfay Lio-hts the, soldiers of freedom, like stars, on o their way ; When torrents and floods, by a will from on high. In ONE country freeze, up, in ANOTHER run dry; When equity's balance to slaves gives redemption. And NATURE concurs to spread freedom and light; Shall we wickedly strive to keep darkness alive, That the blessing of heaven be hid from their -sight ? Ah, no, Britons, &c. IV. When ( 64 ) IV. When a visiting plague o'er our conquests is spread , *TilI the earth we have seiz'd has scarce room for our dead : Where army on army God's judgment defies, MV hilt pest Hence swallows what madness supplies; Where our gold and our blood alike wastingly vanish The treasures of 'Britain sink dead as" her sons, Shall we drain our own State to make war against fate And in HEAVEN'S OWN FACE plant our blas- phemous guns ? Ah, no, Britons, &e. V. When business of State's a mere personal trade; When the Senate is bought ', and the people be- tray* d ; When baseness and pride, liftk'd in TYRANNY'S cause, Laugh England to scorn, and disfigure her laws; When impudence, mockery, hate, and defiance Is all that the people obtain for their pray'r ; Shall we crouchingly lie, and see Liberty die The charge our brave ancestors left to our care? Ah, no, Britons, &c. VI. Around, VI. ^round^vhile despair, disappointment, and hate, Sit moodily mourning the sins of the State ; When men, as they mute and disconsolate stand, Seem stunu'd with the fate that hangs over the land ; When all is debasement, depression, and terror, And rotten corruption the bond of the State ; We feel the sad times a true fruit of our crimes-*- And a justice divine in the VENGEANCE OF FATE! Ah, no, Britons, &c. VIL When Britons to tame beasts of burden descend-- When the more that's heap'd on 'em, the bet- ter they bend ; When lashes and loads have been laid on their backs, 'Till the slaves are so sore they can't carry their packs. When scourg'd by taxation and padlock'd by terror, Their tongues are tied up while they rifle their purse ; Be vex'd as we may, 'faith, one cannot but say, The burthen's WELL FITTED, and JUST i the curse ! Ah, no, Britons, &c. K VIIL When, C 66 ) VIII. . When a legion of soldiers keep watch o'er each town, To strike the faint spirit of Liberty down : Wh^n a merciless Statesman, sustained by the sword, Strides daring in arms, and makes law at d t&crd; When bold VIOLATION, backed home by CO- ERCION, Leaves nothing but death or disgrace in our way ; Shall chains, or the grave the sad choice of the slave Thus blast the fair glorious of Runnymede's day ? Ah, no, Britons, &c. IX. Oh, no, gallant Britons ! there lives in your breast A spirit tod long, and TOO BLINDLY supprest ! A spark of that flame your brave ancestors knew, When they won back the land> and gave FREE- DOM to you ! And you, gallant Britons, the treasure defending, Shall yet for your sons the blest legacy save ; For the momer.t comes fast, when the die will be cast And the banner of Frecdo ^TRIUMPH A NTLY wave ! Ah, no, Britons, &c. N XV. ( 67 ) NXV. CHEERFUL AND MELLOW. a song I'm in excellent strain, My spirits are light as a feather ; I have got my gay heart back again, That late was in love's heavy tether : No longer I'll sigh in despair, No longer a sad silly fellow ; You may see tho' I have had care, Yet my temper is cheerful and niello w* II. For Chloe I died on the rack, While Philis for me was despairing, Yet love ever runs in this track, In spite of our cursing and caring. Let fools then at destiny swear, I leave them to bluster and bellow : You may see thro' I have had care, Yet my temper is cheerful and mellow. in. Good Lord, when I think of her eyes, I ask how I lived tho' my sorrow : How madness could coo.I or grow wise* That ever grew worse with the morrow. Am I cured by the bowl or the fair, Is it punch, or a kind punchinello : You may see tho' I have had care, Yet my temper is cheerful and mellow, IV. If IV, If any be struck deep as I, By Jove he must run and not reason : Like me make an etfort and fly, Ai>d drink in her absence a season. Sing this, and soft music beware,. Flute, fiddle, and violencello : And he'll ftnd ho' he has had care, That he'll soon become cheerful and mellow* Y. Perhaps you, might wish me to shew ? How a heart that is hit may recover; By Jove, if he dangles, I know No maxim to save a true lover. He must gallop from jealous despair, Nor wait to be cursed like Othello : And he'll find tho' he has had care, That he'll soon become cheerful and mellow, VI. Then lovers, if any there be, Who wish for a cure at this table, In my song an example you see, When willing, how much we are able, For tho' its no elegant air, With a cadence of fine Rhetornello : You may see tho* I have had care, Yet my temper is cheerful and mellow. N XVL 69 N XVI. ANACREONTIC SONG. AD POCULUM. For which CAPTAIN MORRIS received the Prize of the Gold Cap from the Harmonic Society. O M E thou soul-reviving CUP, And try thy healing art ; Light the fancy's visions up, And warm my wasted heart ; Touch with glowing tints of bliss Memory's fading dream 5 Give me, while thy lip I kiss, The heav'n that's in thy stream ! In thy fount the LYRIC MUSE Ever dipp'd her wing, ANACREON fed upon thy dews, And HORACE drain'd thy spring ! I, too, humblest of the train, There my spirit find, Freshen there my languid brain, And store my vacant rnind ! lv .When, C 70 ) When,, blest Cur ! thy fires divine Pierce though TIME'S dark reiga, All the joys that once were mine I snatch from DEATH again; And, though oft fond anguish rise O'er my melting mind, t Hope still starts to Sorrow's eyes, And drinks the tear behind ! Ne'er, sweet CUP, was vot'ry blest More through life than me ; And that life, with grateful breast, Thou seest I give to thee : 'Midst thy rose-wreath'd nymphs I pass Mirth's sweet hours away ; Fieas'd, while TIME funs through the glass To FANCY'S brighter day ! Then, magic CUP, again for me Thy powV creative try Again let hope-fed FANCY see A heav'n in BEAUTY'S eye 1 O, lift my lighten'd heart away On PLEASURE'S downy wing, And let me taste that biiss TO-DAY TO-MORROW MAY NOT BRING ! THE END. [Printed by T. BUTTON, Britannia Street, Gray's- Inn-Lane-Road. ] UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA LIBRARY BERKELEY Return to desk from which borrowed. This book is DUE on the last date stamped below. , LD 21-100m-ll,'49(B7146sl6)476 YC 10766)7 afl - (v\ fTS i THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA LIBRARY