THEGLORYOF CLEMENTINA WILLIAM J . LOCKE UCSB LIBRARY (~~^-&&Cs*9~^-0(l . THE GLORY CF CLEMENTINA THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA By WILLIAM J. LOCKE Author of "Idols," "Septimus," "Derelicts," "Simon the Jester," "The Beloved Vagabond," etc. WITH FOUK ILLUSTRATIONS BY ARTHUR I. KELLER A. L. BURT COMPANY PUBLISHERS NEW YORK COPYRIGHT, 1911 BY THE CURTIS PUBLISHING COMPANY COPYRIGHT, 1911 BY JOHN LANE COMPANY THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA CHAPTER I UNLESS you knew that by taking a few turn- ings in any direction and walking for five minutes you would inevitably come into one of the great, clashing, shrieking thoroughfares of London, you might think that Romney Place, Chelsea, was situated in some world-forgotten cathedral city. Why it is called a " place," history does not record. It is simply a street, or double terrace, the quietest, se- datest, most unruffled, most old-maidish street you can imagine. Its primness is painful. It is rigorously closed to organ-grinders and German bands ; and itin- erant vendors of coal would have as much hope of sell- ing their wares inside the British Museum as of attract- ing custom in Romney Place by their raucous appeal. Little dogs on leads and lazy Persian cats are its genii loci. It consists of a double row of little Early Vic- torian houses, each having a basement protected by area railings, an entrance floor reached by a prim little flight of steps, and an upper floor. Three little houses close one end of the street, a sleepy little modern church masks the other. Each house has a tiny back garden which, on the south side, owing to the gradual slope of the ground river wards, is on a level with the basement floor and thus on a lower level than the street. Some of the houses on this south side are constructed with a studio on the gar- den level running the whole height of the house. A sloping skylight in the roof admits the precious north light, and a French window leads on to the garden. i 2 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA A gallery runs round the studio, on a level and in communication with the entrance floor; and from this to the ground is a spiral staircase. From such a gallery did Tommy Burgrave, one November afternoon, look down into the studio of Clementina Wing. She was not alone, as he had ex- pected; for in front of an easel carrying a nearly finished portrait stood the original, a pretty, dainty girl accompanied by a well-dressed, well-fed, bullet- headed, bull - necked, commonplace young man. Clementina, on hearing footsteps, looked up. "I'm sorry " he began. "They didn't tell me " " Don't run away. We're quite through with the sitting. Come down. This is Mr. Burgrave, a neigh- bour of mine," she explained. " Tries to paint, too- Miss Etta Concannon Captain Hilyard." She performed perfunctory introductions. The group lingered round the portrait for a few moments, and then the girl and the young man went away. Clementina scrutinised the picture, sighed, pushed the easel to a corner of the studio and drew up another one into the light. Tommy sat on the model-throne and lit a cigarette. "Who's the man?" " This ? " asked Clementina, pointing to the new portrait, that of a stout and comfortable-looking gen- tleman. " No. The man with Miss Etta Something. I like the name Etta." " He's engaged to her. I told you his name, Captam Hilyard. He called for her. I don't like him," replied Clementina, whose language was abrupt. " He looks rather a brute and she's as pretty as paint. It must be awful hard lines on a girl when she gets hold of a bad lot." THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 3 "You're right," she said, gathering up palette and brushes. Then she turned on him. " What are you wasting precious daylight for? Why aren't you at work?" " I feel rather limp this afternoon, and want stimu- lating. So I thought I'd come in. Can I stay ? " " Oh, Lord, yes, you can stay," said Clementina, dabbing a vicious bit of paint on the canvas and step- ping back to observe the effect. " Though you limp young men who need stimulating make me tired as tired," she added, with another stroke, " as this horrible fat man's trousers." " I don't see why you need have painted his trousers. Why not have made him half length? " " Because he's the kind of cheesemonger that wants value for his money. If I cut him off at the waist he would think he was cheated. He pays to have his hideous trousers painted, and so I paint them." " But you're an artist, Clementina." " I got over the disease long ago," she replied grimly, still dabbing at the creases of the abominable and unmentionable garments. " A woman of my age and appearance hasn't any illusions left. If she has, she's a fool. I paint portraits for money, so that one of these days I may be able to retire from trade and be a lady. Bah ! Art ! Look at that ! " " Hi ! Stop ! " laughed Tommy, as soon as the result of the fresh brush-stroke was revealed. " Don't make the infernal things more hideous than they are al- ready." " That's where I get ' character,' " she said sar- castically. " People like it. They say : ' How rug- ged ! How strong ! How expressive ! ' Look at the fat, self-satisfied old pig! and they pay me in guineas where the rest of you high artistic people get shillings. If I had the courage of my convictions and painted 4 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA him with a snout, they'd pay me in lacs of rupees. Art ! Don't talk of it. I'm sick of it." " All right," said Tommy, calmly puffing away at his cigarette, " I won't. Art is long and the talk about it is longer, thank God. So it will keep." He was a fresh- faced, fair-haired boy of two-and- twenty, and the chartered libertine of Clementina's exclusive studio. His uncle, Ephraim Quixtus, had married a distant relation of Clementina, so, in a vague way, she was a family connection. To this fact he owed acquaintance with her indeed, he had known her dimly from boyhood; but his intimacy he owed to a certain charm and candour of youth which had found him favour in her not very tolerant eyes. He sat on the model-throne, clasping his knee, and, wonderingly, admiringly, watched her paint. For all her cynical depreciation of her art, she was a portrait- painter of high rank, possessing the portrait-painter's magical gift of getting at essentials, of splashing the very soul, miserable or noble, of the subject upon the canvas. She had a rough, brilliant method, direct and uncompromising as her speech. To see her at work was at once Tommy Burgrave's delight and his despair. Had she been a young and pretty woman, his masculine vanity might have smarted. But Clementina, with her ugliness, gruffness, and untidi- ness, scarcely ranked as a woman in his disingenuous mind. You couldn't possibly fall in love with her ; no one could ever have fallen in love with her. And she, of course, had never had the remotest idea of falling in love with anybody. To his boyish fancy, Clemen- tina in love was a grotesque conception. Besides, she might be any age. He decided that she must be about fifty. But when you made allowances for her gruff- ness and eccentricities, you found that she was a good THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 5 sort and, there was no doubt about it, she could paint. Of course, Clementina might have made herself look much younger and more prepossessing, and thereby have pleased the fancy of Tommy Burgrave. As a matter of fact she was only thirty-five. Many a woman with more years and even less foundation of beauty than Clementina flaunts about the world break- ing men's hearts, obfusticating their common sense, and exerting all the bewildering influences of a se- ductive sex. She only has to do her hair, attend to her skin, and attire herself in more or less becoming raiment. Very little care suffices. Men are ludi- crously easy to please in the way of female attractive- ness but they draw the line somewhere. It must be confessed that they drew it at Clementina Wing. Her coarse black hair straggled perpetually in un- cared-for strands between fortuitous hairpins. Her complexion was dark and oily; her nose had never been powdered since its early infancy; and her face, even when she walked abroad, was often disfigured, as it was now, by a smudge of paint. She had heed- lessly suffered the invasion of lines and wrinkles. A deep vertical furrow had settled hard between her black, overhanging brows. She had intensified and perpetuated the crow's-feet between her eyes by a trick, when concentrating her painter's vision on a sitter, of screwing her face into a monkey's myriad wrinkles. She dressed, habitually, in any old blouse, any old skirt, any old hat picked up at random in bed- room or studio, and picked up originally, with equal lack of selection, in any miscellaneous emporium of feminine attire. When her figure, which, as women acquaintances would whisper to each other, but never (not daring) to Clementina, had, after all, its possi- bilities, was hidden by a straight, shapeless, colour- 6 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA smeared painting-smock, and all of Clementina as God made her that was visible, save her capable hands, was the swarthy face with its harsh contours, its high cheekbones, its unlovely, premature furrows, sur- mounted by the bedraggled hair that would have dis- graced a wigwam, Tommy Burgrave may be pardoned for regarding her less as a woman than a painter of genius who somehow did not happen to be a man. Presently she laid down palette and brushes and pushed the easel to one side. " I can't do any more at it without a model. Be- sides, it's getting dark. Ring for tea." She threw off her painting-smock, revealing herself in an old brown skirt and a soiled white blouse gaping at the back, and sank with a sigh of relief into a chair. It was good to sit down, she said. She had been standing all day. She would be glad to have some tea. It would take the taste of the trousers out of her mouth. "If you dislike them so much, why did you rush at them, as soon as those people had gone ? " " To get the girl's face out of my mind. Look here, won petit," she said, turning on him suddenly, " if you ask questions I'll turn you into the street. I'm tired ; give me something to smoke." He disinterred a yellow, crumpled packet of French tobacco and cigarette-papers from among a litter on the table, and lit the cigarette for her when she had rolled it. " I suppose you're the only woman in London who rolls her own cigarettes." " Well? " asked Clementina. He laughed. " That's all." " It was an idiotic remark," said Clementina. The maid brought in tea, and it was Tommy who played host. She softened a little as he waited on her. THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 7 " I was meant to be a lady, Tommy, and do nothing. This paint-brush walloping after all, what is it? What's the good of painting these fools' portraits? " " Each of them is work of genius," said Tommy. " Rot and rubbish," said Clementina. "Let me clear your mind of a lot of foolish nonsense you hear at your high-art tea-parties, where women drivel and talk of their mission in the world. A woman has only one mission; to marry and get babies. Keep that fact in front of you when you're taking up with any of 'em. Genius! I can't be a genius for the simple reason that I'm a woman. Did you ever hear of a man-mother ? No. It's a contradiction in terms. So there can't be a woman-genius." " But surely," Tommy objected, more out of polite- ness, perhaps, than conviction, for every male creature loves to be conscious of his sex's superiority. " Surely there was Rosa Bonheur and and in your line, Madame Vigee Le Brun." " Very pretty," said Clementina, " but stick them beside Paul Potter and Gainsborough, and what do they look like? Could a woman have painted Paul Potter's bull?" " What's your definition of genius ? " asked Tommy, evading the direct question. He had visited The Hague, and stood in rapt wonder before what is per- haps the most essentially masculine bit of painting in the world. Certainly no woman could have painted it. " Genius," said Clementina, screwing up her face and looking at the tip of a discoloured thumb, " is the quality the creative spirit assumes as soon as it can liberate itself from the bond of the flesh." " Good," said Tommy. " Did you make up that all at once? It knocks Carlyle's definition silly. But I don't see why it doesn't apply equally to men and women." 8 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA " Woman," said Clementina, " has always her sex hanging round the neck of her spirit." Tommy stared. This was a new conception of woman which he was too young and candid to under- stand. For him women or rather that class of the sex that counted for him as women, the mothers and sisters and wives of his friends, the women from whose midst one of these days he would select a wife himself were very spiritual creatures indeed. That twilight region of their being in which their sex had a home was holy ground before entering which a man must take the shoes from off his feet. He took it for granted that every unmarried woman believed in the stork or gooseberry bush theory of the population of the world. A girl allowed you to kiss her because she was kind and good and altruistic, realising that it gave you considerable pleasure; but as for the girl craving the kiss for the satisfaction of her own needs, that was undreamed of in his ingenuous philosophy. And here was Clementina laying it down as a fundamental ax- iom that woman has her sex always hanging round the neck of her spirit. He was both mystified and shocked. " I'm afraid you don't know what you're talking about. Clementina," he said at last, with some severity. Indeed, how on earth could Clementina know ? " Perhaps I don't, Tommy," she said, with ironical meekness, realising the gulf between them and the rev- erence, which, as the Latin Grammar tells us, is espe- cially due to tender youth. She looked into the fire, a half-smile playing round her grim, unsmiling lips, and there was silence for a few moments. Then she asked, brusquely: " How's that uncle of yours? " " All right," said Tommy. " I'm dining with him this evening." THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 9 " I hear he has taken to calling himself Dr. Quixtus lately." " He's entitled to do so. He's a Ph.D. of Heidel- berg. I wish you didn't have your knife into him so much, Clementina. He's the best and dearest chap in the world. Of course, he's getting rather elderly and precise. He'll be forty next birthday, you know " " Lord save us," said Clementina. " -but one has to make allowances for that. Anyway," he added, with a flash of championship, " he's the most courtly gentleman I've ever met." " He's civil enough," said Clementina. " But if I were his wife, I'm sure I would throw him out of window." Tommy stared again for a moment, and then laughed more at the idea of the quaint old thing that was Clementina being married than at the picture of his uncle's grotesque ejectment. " I don't think that's ever likely to happen," he remarked. " Nor do I," said Clementina. Soon after that Tommy departed as unceremoni- ously as he had entered. Not that Tommy Burgrave was by nature unceremonious, being a boy of excellent breeding ; but no one stood on ceremony with Clemen- tina; the elaborate politeness of the Petit Trianon was out of place in the studio of a lady who would tell you to go to the devil as soon as look at you. When the door at the end of the gallery closed behind him she gave a sigh of relief, and rolled an- other cigarette. There are times when the most obsti- nate woman's nerves are set on edge, and she craves either solitude or a sympathetic presence. Now, she was very fond of Tommy; but what, save painting and cricket and the young animal's joy of life, could io THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA Tommy understand ? She regretted having- spoken of sex and spirit to his uncomprehending ears. Generally she held herself and even her unruly tongue under control. But this afternoon she had lost grip. The sitting had strangely affected her, for she had divined, as she had not done on previous occasions, the wistful terror that lurked in the depths of the young girl's soul a divination that had been confirmed by the quick look of fear with which she had greeted the bullet-headed young man when he had arrived to escort her home. And Tommy, with his keen young vision, had summed him up in a few words. She turned on the great lamp suspended in the mid- dle of the studio, and drew the easel containing the girl's portrait into the light. She gazed at it for a while intently, and then, throwing herself into her chair by the fire, remained there motionless, with parted lips, in the attitude of a woman overwhelmed by memories. They went back fifteen years, when she was this girl's age. She had not this girl's bearing and flower- like grace ; but she had her youth and everything in it that stood for the promise of life. She had memories of her mirrored self quite a dainty slip of a girl in spite of her homely face, her hair wound around a not unshapely head in glossy coils, and her figure set off by delicately fitting clothes. And there was a light in her eyes because a man loved her and she had given all the richness of herself to the man. They were engaged to be married. Yet, for all her tremu- lous happiness, terror lurked in the depths of her soul. Many a night she awoke, gripped by the nameless fear, unreasonable, absurd ; for the man in her eyes was as handsome and debonair as any prince out of a fairy tale. Her mother and father, who were then both alive, came under the spell of the man's fascinations. THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA IF He was of good family, fair private income, and was making a position for himself in the higher walks of journalism; a man too of unsullied reputation. A gallant lover, he loved her as in her dreams she had dreamed of being loved. The future held no flaw. Suddenly, something so grotesque happened as to awaken all her laughter and indignation. Roland Thorne was arrested on a charge of theft. A lady, a stranger, the only other occupant of a railway- carriage in which he happened to be travelling from Plymouth to London, missed some valuable diamonds from a jewel-case beside her on the seat. At Bath she had left the carriage for a minute to buy a novel at the bookstall, leaving the case in the compartment. She brought evidence to prove that the diamonds were there when she left Plymouth and were not there when she arrived at her destination in London. The only person, according to the prosecution, who could have stolen them was Roland Thorne, during her temporary absence at Bath. Thorne treated the mat- ter as a ludicrous annoyance. So did Clementina, as soon as her love and anger gave place to her sense of humour. And so did the magistrate who dismissed the charge, saying that it ought never to have been brought. With closed eyes, the woman in front of the fire recalled their first long passionate kiss after he had brought the news of his acquittal, and she shivered. She remembered how he had drawn back his hand- some head and looked into her eyes. " You never for one second thought me guilty? " Something in his gaze checked the cry of scorn at her lips. The nameless terror clutched her heart. She drew herself slowly, gradually, out of his embrace, keeping her widened eyes fixed on him. He stood motionless as she recoiled. The horrible truth dawned 12 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA on her. He was guilty. She sat on the nearest chair, white-lipped and shaken. "You? You?" Whether the man had meant to make the confession, probably he himself did not know. Overwrought nerves may have given way. But there he stood at that moment, self-confessed. In a kind of dream paralysis she heard him make his apologia. He said something of sins of his youth, of blackmail, of large sums of money to be paid, so as to avert ruin; how he had idly touched the jewel-case, without thought of theft, how it had opened easily, how the temptation to slip the case of diamonds into his pocket had been irresistible. His voice seemed a toneless echo, far away. He said many things that she did not hear. Afterwards she had & confused memory that he pleaded for mercy at her hands. He had only yielded in a moment of desperate madness; he would make secret restitution of the diamonds. He threw himself on the ground at her feet and kissed her skirt, but she sat petrified, speechless, stricken to her soul. Then without a word or a sign from her, he went out. The woman by the fire recalled the anguish of the hour of returning life. It returned with the pain of blood returning to frost-bitten flesh. She loved him with every quivering fibre. No crime or weakness in the world could alter that. Her place was by his side, to champion him through evil, to ward off temptation, to comfort him in his time of need. Her generous nature cried aloud for him, craved to take him into her arms and lay his head against her bosom. She scorned herself for having turned to him a heart of stone, for letting him go broken and desperate into the world. A touch would have changed his hell to heaven, and she had not given it. She rose and stood for a while, this girl of twenty, transfigured, THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 13 vibrating with a great purpose the woman of thirty- five remembered (ah, God!) the thrill of it. The flames of the sunrise spread through her veins. In a few minutes she was driving through the busy streets to the man's chambers ; in a few minutes more she reached them. She mounted the stairs. She had no need to ring, as the outer door stood open. She entered. Called : " Roland, are you here?" There was no reply. She crossed the hall and went into the sitting-room. There on the floor lay Roland Thome with a revolver bullet through his head. CHAPTER II SUCH were the memories that overwhelmed Clementina Wing as she sat grim and lonely by the fire. In the tragedy the girl Clementina perished, and from her ashes arose the phoenix of dingy plumage who had developed into the Clementina of to-day. As soon as she could envisage life again, she plunged into the strenuous art-world of Paris, living solitary, morose, and heedless of external things. The joyous- ness of the light-hearted crowd into which she was thrown jarred upon her. It was like Bacchanalian revelry at a funeral. She made no friends. Good- natured importunates she drove away with rough usage. The pairs of young men and maidens who flaunted their foolish happiness in places of public resort she regarded with misanthropic eye. She hated them at one-and-twenty because they were fools; because they deluded themselves into the belief that the world was rose and blue and gold, whereas she, of her own bitter knowledge, knew it to be drab. And from a drab world what was there more vain than the attempt to extract colour? Beauty left her unmoved because it had no basis in actuality. The dainty rags in which she had been accustomed to garb herself she threw aside with contempt. Sackcloth was the only wear. It must be remembered that Clementina at this period was young, and that it is only given to youth to plumb the depths of existence. She was young, strong-fibred, desperately conscious of herself. She THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 15 had left her home rejecting sympathy. To no one could she exhibit the torture of her soul; to no one could she confess the remorse and shame that con- sumed her. She was a failure in essentials. She had failed the man in his hour of need. She had let him go forth to his death. She, Clementina Wing, was a failure. She, Clementina Wing, was the world. Therefore was the world a failure. She saw life drab. Her vision was infallible. Therefore life was drab. Syllogisms, with the eternal fallacy of youth in their minor premises. Work saved her reason. She went at it feverishly, indefatigably, unremittingly, as only a woman can and only a woman who has lost sense of values. Her talent was great in those days she did not scout the suggestion of genius and by her indomitable pains she acquired the marvellous tech- nique which had brought her fame. The years slipped away. Suddenly she awakened. A picture exhibited in the Salon obtained for her a gold medal, which pleased her mightily. She was not as dead as she had fancied, having still the power to feel the thrill of triumph. Money much more than would satisfy her modest wants jingled in her pockets with a jocund sound. Folks whom she had kept snarlingly at bay whispered honeyed flattery in her ears. Phil- osophy, which (of a bitter nature) she had cultivated during her period of darkness, enabled her to estimate the flattery at its true value; but no philosophy in the world could do away with the sweetness of it. So it came to pass that on her pleasant road to success, Clementina realised that there was such a thing as light and shade in life as well as in pictures. But though she came out of the underworld a different woman from the one who had sojourned there, she was still a far more different woman from the girl who had flung herself into it headlong. She emerged 1 6 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA cynical, rough, dictatorial, eccentric in speech, habits, and attire. As she had emancipated herself from the gloom of remorse and self-torture, so did she emanci- pate herself from convention. Youth had flown early, and with it the freshness that had given charm to her young face. Lines had come, bones had set, the mouth had hardened. She had lost the trick of personal adornment. Years of loose and casual cor- seting had ruined her figure. Even were she to preen and primp herself, what man would look at her with favour? As for women, she let them go hang. She was always impatient of the weaknesses, frailties, and vanities of her own sex, especially when they were marked by an outer show of strength. The help- less she had been known to take to her bosom as she would have taken a wounded bird but her sex as a whole attracted her but little. Women could go hang, because she did not want them. Men could go hang likewise, because they did not want her. Thus dis- missing from her horizon all the human race, she found compensation in the freedom so acquired. If she chose to run bareheaded and slipshod into the King's Road and come back with a lump of beef wrapped in a bloodstained bit of newspaper (as her acquaintance, Mrs. Venables, had caught her doing " My dear, you never saw such an appalling sight in your life," she said when reporting the incident, " and she had the impudence to make me shake hands with her and the hand, my dear, in which she had been holding the beef") if she chose to do this, what mattered it to any one of God's creatures, save per- haps Mrs. Venables's glove-maker to whom it was an advantage? Her servant had a bad cold, time the morning light was precious and the putting on of hat and boots a retarding vanity. If she chose to bring in a shivering ragamuffin from the streets THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 17 and warm him before the fire and stuff him with the tomato sandwiches and plum-cake set out for a vis- itor's tea, who could say her nay? The visitor in re- volt against the sight and smell of the ragamuffin, could get up and depart. It was a matter of no con- cern to Clementina. Eventually folks recognised Clementina's eccentricity, classed it in the established order of things, ceased to regard it just as dwellers by a cataract lose the sound of the thunder, and as a human wife ceases to be conscious of the wart on her husband's nose. To this enviable height of freedom had Clementina risen. She sat by the fire, overwhelmed by memories. They had been conjured up by the girl with the terror at the back of her eyes; but their mass was no longer crushing. They came over her like a weightless grey cloud that had arisen from some remote past with which she had no concern. She had grown to look upon the tragedy impersonally, as though it were a melodramatic tale written by a young and inexperi- enced writer, in which the characters were overdrawn and untrue to life. The reading of the tale left her with the impression that Roland Thorne was an un- principled weakling, Clementina Wing an hysterical little fool. Presently she rose, rubbed her face hard with both hands, a proceeding which had the effect of spreading the paint smudge into a bright gamboge over her cheeks, pushed the easel aside, and, taking down " Tristram Shandy " from her shelves, read the story of the King of Bohemia and his Seven Castles, by way of a change of fiction, till her maid summoned her to her solitary dinner. Early the next morning, as soon as she had entered the studio and had begun to set her palette, prepara- tory to the day's work, Tommy Burgrave appeared 1 8 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA on the gallery, with a " Hullo, Qementina ! " and ran down the spiral staircase. Clementina paused with a paint tube in her hand. " Look, my young friend, you don't live here, you know," she said coolly. " I'll clear out in half a second," he replied, smiling-. " I'm bringing you news. You ought to be very grateful to me. I've got you a commission." " Who's the fool ? " asked Clementina, " It isn't a fool," said Tommy, buttoning the belt of his Norfolk jacket, as if to brace himself to the encounter. "It's my uncle." " Lord save us ! " said Clementina. " I thought I would give you a surprise," said Tommy. Clementina shrugged her shoulders and went on squeezing paint out of tubes. " He must have softening of the brain." "Why?" " First for wanting to have his portrait painted at all, and secondly for thinking of coming to me. Go back and tell him I'm not a caricaturist." Tommy planted a painting-stool in the middle of the floor and sat upon it, with legs apart. " Let us talk business, Clementina. In the first place, he has nothing to do with it. He doesn't want his portrait painted, bless you. It's the other pre- historic fossils he foregathers with. I met chunks of them at dinner last night. They belong to the Anthro- pological Society, you know, they fool around with antediluvian stones and bones and bits of iron and my uncle's president. They want to have his portrait to hang up in the cave where they meet. They were talking about it at my end of the table. They didn't know what painter to go to, so they consulted me. My uncle had introduced me as an artist, you know, THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 19 and they looked on me as a sort of young- prophet. I asked them how much they were prepared to give. They said about five hundred pounds they evidently have a lot of money to throw about one of them, all over gold chains and rings, seemed to perspire money, looked like a bucket-shop keeper. I think it's he who is presenting the Society with the portrait. Anyway, that's about your figure, so I said there was only one person to paint my uncle and that was Clemen- tina Wing. It struck them as a brilliant idea, and the end of it was that they told my uncle and requested me to sound you on the matter. I've sounded." She looked at his confident boyish face, and uttered a grim sound, halfway between a laugh and a sniff, which was her nearest approach to exhibition of mirth, and might have betokened amusement or pity or contempt or any two of these taken together or the three combined. Then she turned away and, screw- ing up her eyes, looked out for a few moments into the sodden back garden. " Did you ever hear of a barber refusing to shave a man because he didn't like the shape of his whis- kers?" " Only one," said Tommy, " and he cut the man's throat from ear to ear with the razor." He laughed aloud at his own jest, and going up to the window where Clementina stood with her back to him, laid a hand on her shoulder. " That means you'll do it." " Guineas, not pounds," said Clementina, facing him. " Five hundred guineas. I couldn't endure Ephraim Quixtus for less." " Leave it to me, I'll fix it up. So long." He ran up the spiral staircase, in high good-humour. On the gallery he paused and leaned over the balustrade. " I say, Clementina, if the ugly young man calls 20 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA to-day for that pretty Miss Etta, and you want any murdering done, send for me." She looked up at him smiling down upon her, gay and handsome, so rich in his springtide, and she obeyed a sudden impulse. " Come down, Tommy." When he had descended she unhooked from the wall over the fireplace a Delia Robbia plaque a child's white head against a background of yellow and blue a cherished possession and thrust it into Tommy's arms. He stared at her, but clutched the precious thing tight for fear of dropping it. " Take it. You can give it as a wedding present to your wife when you have one. I want you to have it." He stammered, overwhelmed by her magnificent and unprecedented generosity. He could not accept the plaque. It was too priceless a gift. " That's why I give it to you, you silly young idiot," she cried impatiently. " Do you think I'd give you a pair of embroidered braces or a hymn-book? Take it and go." What Tommy did then, nine hundred and ninety- nine young men out of a thousand would not have done. He held out his hand " Rubbish," said Clementina ; but she held out hers he gripped it, swung her to him and gave her a good, full, sounding, honest kiss. Then, holding the thing of beauty against his heart he leaped up the stairs and disappeared, with an exultant " Good-bye," through the door. A dark flush rose on the kissed spot on Clementina's cheek. Softness crept into her hard eyes. She looked at the vacant place on the wall where the cherished thing of beauty had hung. By some queer optical illusion it appeared even brighter than before. Tommy, being a young man of energy and enthusi- asm with modern notions as to the reckoning of time, THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 21 rushed the Anthropologists, who were accustomed to reckon time by epochs instead of minutes, oft their leisurely feet. His uncle had said words of protest at this indecent haste; " My dear Tommy, if you were more of a reflective human being and less of a whirl- wind, it would frequently add to your peace and com- fort." But Tommy triumphed. Within a very short period everything was settled, the formal letters had been exchanged, and Ephraim Quixtus found himself paying a visit, in a new character, to Clementina Wing. She received him in her prim little drawing-room as prim and old-maidish as Romney Place itself a striking contrast to the chaotically equipped studio which, as Tommy declared, resembled nothing so much as a show-room after a bargain-sale. The furni- ture was the stiffest of Sheraton, the innocent colour engravings of Tomkins, Cipriani, and Bartolozzi hung round the walls, and in a corner stood a spinning- wheel with a bunch of flax on the distaff. The room afforded Clementina perpetual grim amusement. Ex- cept when she received puzzled visitors she rarely sat in it from one year's end to the other. " I haven't seen you since the Deluge, Ephraim," she said, as he bent over her hand in an old-fashioned un- English way. " How's prehistoric man getting on? " " As well," said he, gravely, " as can be expected." Ephraim Quixtus, Ph.D., was a tall, gaunt man of forty, with a sallow complexion, raven black hair thinning at the temples and on the crown of his head, and great, mild, china-blue eyes. A reluctant mous- tache gave his face a certain lack of finish. Clemen- tina's quick eye noted it at once. She screwed up her face and watched him. " I could make a much more presentable thing of you if you were clean shaven," she said brusquely. 22 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA " I couldn't shave off my moustache." "Why not?" He started in alarm. " I think the Society would prefer to have their President in the guise in which he presided over them." " Umph ! " said Clementina. She looked at him again, and with a touch of irony; " Perhaps it's just as well. Sit down." " Thank you," said Quixtus, seating himself on one of the stiff Sheraton chairs. And then, courteously: ' You have travelled far since we last met, Clementina. You are famous. I wonder what it feels like to be a celebrity." She shrugged her shoulders. " In my case it feels like leading apes in hell. By the way, when did I last see you." " It was at poor Angela's funeral, five years ago." " So it was," said Clementina. There was a short silence. Angela was his dead wife and her distant relation. " What has become of Will Hammersley ? " she asked suddenly. " He has given up writing to me." " Still in Shanghai, I think. He went out, you know, to take over the China branch of his firm just before Angela's death, wasn't it? It's a couple of years or more since I have heard from him." "That's strange; he was an intimate friend of yours," said Clementina. " The only intimate friend I've ever had in my life. We were at school and at Cambridge together. Some- how, although I have many acquaintances and, so to speak, friends, yet I've never formed the intimacies that most men have. I suppose," he added, with a sweet smile, " it's because I'm rather a dry stick." ' You're ten years older than your age," said Clem- entina, frankly. " You want shaking up. It's a pity THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 23 Will Hammersley isn't here. He used to do you a lot of good." " I'm glad you think so much of Hammersley," said Quixtus. "I don't think much of most people, do I?" she said. " But Hammersley was a friend in need. He was to me, at any rate." "Are you still fond of Sterne?" he asked. "I think you are 4:he only woman w T ho ever was." She nodded. " Why do you ask? " " I was thinking," he said, in his quiet, courtly way, " that we have many bonds of sympathy, after all; Angela, Hammersley, Sterne, and my scapegrace nephew, Tommy." " Tommy is a good boy," said Clementina, " and he'll learn to paint some day." " I must thank you for your very great kindness to him." " Bosh ! " said Clementina. " It's a great thing for a young fellow wild and impulsive like Tommy to have a good friend in a woman older than himself." "If you think, my good man," snapped Clementina, reverting to her ordinary manner, " that I look after his morals, you are very much mistaken. What has it got to do with me if he kisses models and takes them out to dinner in Soho? " The lingering Eve in her resented the suggestion of a maternal attitude towards the boy. After all, she was not five-and-fifty; she was younger, five years younger than the stick of an uncle who was talking to her as if he had stepped out of the pages of a Sunday-school prize. " He never tells me of the models," replied Quixtus, " and I'm very glad he tells you. It shows there is no harm in it." 24 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA " Let us talk sense," said Clementina, " and not waste time. You've come to me to have your portrait painted. I've been looking at you. I think a half- length, sitting down, would be the best unless you want to stand up in evening-dress behind a table, with presidential gold chains and badges of office and ham- mers and water-bottles " " Heaven forbid! "cried Quixtus, who was as mod- est a man as ever stepped. " What you suggest will quite do." " I suppose you will wear that frock-coat and turn- down collar? Don't you ever wear a narrow black tie?" " My dear Clementina," he cried horrified, " I may not be the latest thing in dandyism, but I've no desire to look like a Scotch deacon in his Sunday clothes." " Vanity again," said Clementina. " I could have got something much better out of you in a narrow black tie. Still, I daresay I'll manage though what your bone-digging friends want with a portrait of you at all for, I'm blest if I can understand." With which gracious remark she dismissed him, after having arranged a date for the first sitting. " A poor creature," muttered Clementina, when the door closed behind him. The poor creature, however, walked smartly home- wards through the murky November evening, perfectly contented with God and man even with Clementina herself. In this well-ordered world, even the tongue of an eccentric woman must serve some divine purpose. He mused whimsically on the purpose. Well, at any rate, she belonged to a dear and regretted past, which without throwing an absolute glamour around Clem- entina still shed upon her its softening rays. His thoughts were peculiarly retrospective this evening. THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 23 It was a Tuesday, and his Tuesday nights for some years had been devoted to a secret and sacred gather- ing of pale ghosts. His Tuesday nights were mysteries to all his friends. When pressed for the reason of this perennial weekly engagement, he would say vaguely : " It's a club to which I belong." But what was the nature of the club, what the grim and ghastly penalty if he skipped a meeting, those were questions which he left, with a certain innocent mirth, to the con- jecture of the curious. The evening was fine, with a touch of shrewdness in the air. He found himself in the exhilarated frame of mind which is consonant with brisk walking. He look at his watch. He could easily reach Russell Square by seven o'clock. He timed his walk exactly. It was five minutes to seven when he let himself in by his latchkey. The parlour-maid, emerging from the dining-room, met him in the hall and helped him off with his coat. " The gentlemen have come, sir." " Dear, dear," said Quixtus, self-reproachfully. " They're before their time. It isn't seven yet, sir," said the parlour-maid, flinging the blame upon the gentlemen. In speaking of them she had just the slightest little supercilious tilt of the nose. Quixtus waited until she had retired, then, drawing something from his own pocket, he put something into the pocket of each of three greatcoats that hung in the hall. After that he ran upstairs into the draw- ing-room. Three men rose to receive him. " How do you do, Huckaby. So glad to see you, Vandermeer. My dear Billiter." He apologised for being late. They murmured ex- cuses for being early. Quixtus asked leave to wash his hands, went out and returned rubbing them, as though in anticipation of enjoyment. Two of the 26 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA men standing in front of the fire made way for him. He thrust them back courteously. " No, no, I'm warm. Been walking for miles. I've not seen an evening paper. What's the news ?" Quixtus never saw an evening paper on Tuesdays. The question was a time-honoured opening to the kindly game he played with his guests. Now there is a reason for most things, even for a parlour-maid's tilt of the nose. The personal appear- ance of the guests would have tilted the nose of any self-respecting parlour-maid in Russell Square. They were a strange trio. All were shabby and out-at- elbows. All wore the insecure, apologetic collar which is one of the most curious badges of the down-at-heel. All bore on their faces the signs of privation and suf- fering; Huckaby, lantern-jawed, black-bearded and watery-eyed ; Vandermeer, small, decrepit, pinched of feature, with crisp, sparse red hair and the bright eyes of a hungry wolf; Billiter, the flabby remains of a heavily built florid man, with a black moustache turning grey. They were ghosts of the past, who once a week came back to the plentiful earth, lived for a few brief hours in the land that had been their heritage, talked of the things they had once loved, and went forth (so Quixtus hoped) cheered and comforted for their next week's wandering on the banks of Acheron. Once a week they sat at a friend's table and ate generous food, drank generous wine, and accepted help from a friend's generous hand. Help they all needed, and like desperate men would snatch it from any hand held out to them. Huckaby had been a successful coach at Cambridge; Vandermeer, who had forsaken early in life a banking office for the Temple of Literary Fame, had starved for years on free-lance journalism ; Billi- ter, of Rugby and Oxford, had run through a fortune. All waste products of the world's factory. Among the many things they had in common was an urir quenchable thirst, which they dissimulated in Russell Square ; but they made up for. it by patronising their host. When a beneficiary is humble he is either deserv- ing or has touched the lowest depths of degradation. Quixtus presided happily at the meal. With strangers he was shy and diffident ; but here he was at his ease, among old friends none the less valued be- cause they had fallen by the wayside. Into the reason of their fall it did not concern him to inquire. All that mattered was their obvious affection and the obvious brightness that fortune had enabled him to shed on their lives. " I wonder," said he, with one of his sudden smiles, " I wonder if you fellows know how I prize these evenings of ours." " They're Attic Symposia," said Huckaby. " I've been thinking of a series of articles on them, after the manner of the Nodes Ambrosiana" said Vandermeer. " They would quite bear it," Huckaby agreed. " I think we get better talk here than anywhere else I know. I'm a sometime Fellow of Corpus Christi College, Cambridge," he rolled out the alliterative phrase with great sonority " and I know the talk in the Combination Room; but it's pedantic pedantic. Not ripe and mellow like ours." " I'm not a brainy chap like you others," said Billiter, wiping his dragoon's moustache, " but I like to have my mind improved, now and then." " Do you know the Nodes, Huckaby ?" asked Quix- tus. " Of course you do. What do you think of them?" " I suppose you like them," replied Huckaby, " be- cause you are an essentially scientific and not a literary man. But I think them dull." 28 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA " I don't call them dull," Quixtus argued, " but to my mind they're pretentious. I don't like their sham heartiness, their slap-on-the-back and how-are-you-old- fellow tone, their impossible Pantagruelian ban- quets " The hungry wolf's face of Vandermeer lit up. " That's what I like about them the capons the pies the cockaleeky the haggises " I remember a supper-party at Oxford," said Billi- ter, " when there was a haggis, and one chap who was awfully tight insisted that a haggis ought to be turned like an omelette or tossed like a pancake. He tossed it. My God ! You never saw such a thing in your life ! " So they all talked according to the several necessities of their natures, and at last Quixtus informed his guests that he was to sit for his portrait to Miss Clementina Wing. " I believe she is really quite capable," said Huckaby, judicially, stroking his straggling beard. " I know her," cried Vandermeer. " A most charm- ing woman." Quixtus raised his eyebrows. " I'm glad to hear you say so," said he. "She is a sort of distant connection of mine by marriage." " I interviewed her," said Vandermeer. " Good Lord ! " The exclamation on the part of Quixtus was inaudible. " I was doing a series of articles very important articles," said Vandermeer, with an assertive glance around the table, " on Women Workers of To-day, and of course Miss Clementina Wing came into it. I called and put the matter before her." He paused dramatically. " And then ? " asked Quixtus, amused. " We went out to lunch in a restaurant and she THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 29 gave me all the material necessary for my article. A most charming woman, who I think will do you jus- tice, Quixtus." When his friends had gone, each, by the way, diving furtive and searching hands into their great-coat pockets, as soon as they had been helped into these garments by the butler and here, by the way also, be it stated that, no matter how sultry the breath of summer or how frigid that of fortune, they never failed to bring overcoats to hang, for all the world like children's stockings for Santa Claus, on the famil- iar pegs when his friends were gone, Quixtus, who had an elementary sense of humour, failed entirely to see an expansive and notoriety-seeking Clementina lunching tete-a-tete at the Carlton or the Savoy with Theodore Vandermeer. In point of fact, he fell asleep smiling at the picture. The next day, while he was at breakfast he break- fasted rather late Tommy Burgrave was announced. Tommy, who had already eaten with the appetite of youth, immediately after his cold bath, declined to join his uncle in a meal, but for the sake of sociability trifled with porridge, kidneys, cold ham, hot rolls and marmalade, while Quixtus feasted on a soft-boiled egg and a piece of dry toast. When his barmecide meal was over, Tommy came to the business of the day. For some inexplicable, unconjecturable reason his monthly allowance had gone, disappeared, vanished into the Ewigkeit. What in the world was he to do ? Now it must be explained that Tommy Burgrave was an orphan, the son of Ephraim Quixtus's only sister, and his whole personal estate a sum of money invested in a mortgage which brought him in fifty pounds a year. On fifty pounds a year a young man cannot lead the plenteous life as far as food and rai- ment are concerned, rent a studio (even though it be a 30 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA converted first-floor back, as Tommy's was) and a bedroom in Romney Place, travel (even on a bicycle, as Tommy did) about England, and entertain ladies to dinner at restaurants even though the ladies may be only models, and the restaurants in Soho. He must have other financial support. This other financial sup- port came to him in the guise of a generous allowance from his uncle. But as the generosity of his instincts and who in the world would be a cynic, animated blight, curmudgeon enough to check the generous in- stincts of youth? as, I say, the generosity of his instincts outran the generosity of his allowance, tow- ards the end of every month Tommy found himself in a most naturally inexplicable position. At the end of the month, therefore, Tommy came to Russell Square and trifled with porridge, kidneys, cold ham, hot rolls and marmalade, while his uncle feasted on a soft-boiled egg and a piece of dried toast, and, at the end of his barmecide feast, came to business. On the satisfactory conclusion thereof (and it had never been known to be otherwise) Tommy lit a cigar he liked his uncle's cigars. " Well," said he, " what do you think of Clemen- tina?" " I think," said Quixtus, with a faint luminosity lighting his china-blue eyes, " I think that Clementina, being an artist, is a problem. But if she weren't an artist and in a different class of life, she would be a model old family servant in a great house in which the family, by no chance whatever, resided." Tommy laughed. " It seemed tremendously funny to bring you two together." Quixtus smiled indulgently. " So it was a practical joke on your part ? " " Oh, no !" cried Tommy, flaring up. " You mustn't think that. There's only one painter living who has THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 31 her power and I'm one of the people who know it- and I wanted her to paint you. Besides, she is a thorough good sort through and through." " My dear boy, I was only jesting," said Quixtus, touched by his earnestness. " I know that not only are you a devotee and very rightly so of Clemen- tina but that she is a very great painter." " All the same," said Tommy, with a twinkle in his eyes, " I'm afraid that you're in for an awful time." " I'm afraid so, too," said Quixtus, whimsically, " but I'll get through it somehow." He did get through it ; but it was only " somehow." This quiet, courtly, dreamy gentleman irritated Clem- entina as he had irritated her years ago. He was a learned man; that went without saying; but he was a fool all the same, and Clementina had not trained herself to suffer fools gladly. The portrait became her despair. The man had no character. There was nothing beneath the surface of those china-blue eyes. She was afraid, she said, of getting on the canvas the portrait of a congenital idiot. His attitude towards life the dilettante attitude which she as a worker despised made her impatient. By profession he was a solicitor, head of the old-fashioned firm of Quixtus and Son; but, on his open avowal, he neglected the business, leaving it all in the hands of his partner. " He'll do you, sure as a gun," said Clementina. Quixtus smiled. " My father trusted him implicitly, and so do I." " A man or a woman's a fool to trust anybody," said Clementina. " I've trusted everybody around me all my life, and no one has done me any harm, and therefore I'm a happy man." " Rubbish," said Clementina. " Any fraud gets the 32 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA better of you. What about your German friend Tommy was telling me of ? " This was a sore point. A most innocent, spectacled, bearded, but obviously poverty-stricken German had called on him a few weeks before with a collection of flint instruments for sale, which he alleged to have come from the valley of the Weser, near Hameln. They were of shapes and peculiarities which he had not met with before, and, after a cursory and admiring examination, he had given the starving Teuton twice as much as he had asked for the collection, and sent him on his way rejoicing. With a brother palaeontolo- gist summoned in haste he had proceeded to a minute scrutiny of his treasures. They were impudent for- geries. " I told Tommy in confidence. He ought not tc have repeated the story," he said, with dignity. " Which shows," said Clementina, pausing so as to make her point and an important brush-stroke " which shows that you can't even trust Tommy." On another occasion he referred to Vandermeer's famous interview. " You know a friend of mine, Vandermeer," said he. Clementina shook her head. " Never heard the name." He explained. Vandermeer was a journalist. He had interviewed her and lunched with her at a res- taurant. Clementina could not remember. At last her knitted brow cleared. " Good lord, do you mean a half-starved, foxy-faced man with his toes through his boots ? " " The portrait is unflattering," said he, " but I'm afraid there's a kind of resemblance." " He looked so hungry and was so hungry he told me that I took him to the ham-and-beef shop round THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 33 the corner and staffed his head with copy while he stuffed himself with ham and beef. To say that he lunched with me at a restaurant is infernal impu- dence." " Poor fellow," said Quixtus. " He has to live rather fatly in imagination so as to make up for the meagre- ness of his living in reality. It's only human nature." " Bah," said Clementina, " I believe you'd find human nature in the devil." Quixtus smiled one of his sweet smiles. " I find it in you, Clementina," he said. Thus it may be perceived that the sittings were not marked by the usual amenities of the studio. The natures of the two were antagonistic. He shrank from her downrightness ; she disdained his ineffec- tuality. Each bore with the other for the sake of past associations; but each drew a breath of relief when freed from the presence of the other. Although he was a man of wide culture beyond the bounds of his own particular subject, and could talk well in a half-humorous, half-pedantic manner, her influence often kept him as dumb as a mummy. This irritated Clementina still further. She wanted him to talk, to show some animation, so that she could seize upon something to put upon the dismaying canvas. She talked nonsense, in order to stimulate him. " To live in the past as you do without any regard for the present is as worthless as to go to bed in a darkened room and stay there for the rest of your life. It's the existence of a mole, not of a man." He indicated, with a wave of the hand, a Siennese predclla on the wall. " You go to the past." " For its lessons," said Clementina. "Because the Old Masters can teach me things. How on earth do you think I should be able to paint you if it hadn't been for Velasquez? To say nothing of the aesthetic 34 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA side. But you only go to the past to satisfy an idle curiosity." " Perhaps I do, perhaps I do," he assented, mildly. " A knowledge of the process by which a prehistoric lady fashioned her petticoat out of skins by means of a flint needle and reindeer sinews would be of no value to Worth or Paquin. But it soothes me per- sonally to contemplate the intimacies of the toilette of the prehistoric lady." " I call that abnormal," said Clementina, " and you ought to be ashamed of yourself." And that was the end of that conversation. Meanwhile, in spite of her half-comic despair, the portrait progressed. She had seized, at any rate, the man's air of intellectuality, of aloofness from the practical affairs of life. Unconsciously she had in- vested the face with a spirituality which had eluded her conscious analysis. The artist had worked with the inner vision, as the artist always does when he produces a great work. For the great work of an artist is not that before which he stands, and, sighing, says : " This is fair, but how far away from my dreams ! " That is the popular fallacy. The great w r ork is that which, when he regards it on completion, causes him to say in humble admiration and modest stupefaction : " How on earth did the dull clod that is I manage to do it ? " For he does not know how he accomplished it. When a man is conscious of every step he takes in the execution of a work of art, he is obeying the letter and not the spirit; he is a juggler with formulas; and formulas, being mere analytical results, have no place in that glorious synthesis which is creation either of a world or a flower or a poem. Clementina, to her astonishment, regarded the portrait of Ephraim Quixtus, and, like the First Creator re- garding His work, saw that it was good. THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 35 " I should never have believed it," she said. " What ? " asked Quixtus. " That I should have got all this out of you," said Clementina. CHAPTER III WE have heard much of a man in the Land of Uz whose name was Job. We know that he was perfect and upright, feared God, and eschewed evil; and we are told how, on a disas- trous afternoon, messenger after messenger came to him to announce one calamity after the other, culmi- nating in the annihilation of his entire family, and how the final scorbutic affliction came shortly after- wards, the anti-climax, it must be confessed, of his woes, which drove the patient man to open his mouth and curse his day. Between Job and Dr. Quixtus I doubt whether the like avalanche of disasters, Pelion on Ossa and Kunchinginja on Pelion of misfortunes, ever came thundering down on the head of an upright and evil-eschewing human creature. The tale of these successive misfortunes can only be briefly narrated ; for to examine in detail the train of circumstances which led up to tftem, and the intri- cate nexus of human motive in which they were complicated would be foreign to the purpose of this chronicle. Except passively or negatively, perhaps, Quixtus had no hand in their happening. As in the case of Job, the thunderbolts fell from a cloudless sky. His moral character was blameless, his position as assured, his life as happy as the patriarch's. He had done no man harm all his days, and he had no cause to fear evil from any quarter. A tithe or more of his goods he gave in generous charity; and not only did he not proclaim the fact aloud like the Phari- 36 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 33 see, but never mentioned the matter to himself for the simple reason that keeping no accounts of his expenditure he had not the remotest notion of the amount of his eleemosynary expenses. You would have far to go to meet a man more free from petty- mindedness or vanity than Ephraim Quixtus. He was mild, urbane, and, for all his scholarly reading, palae- olithic knowledge, and wide travel, singularly modest. If you contradicted him, instead of asserting himself, as most men do, with increased vigour, he forthwith put back to find, if possible, the flaw in his own argu- ment. When complimented on his undoubted attain- ments, he always sought to depreciate them. The achievement of others, even in his own special depart- ment of learning, moved his generous admiration. Yet he had one extraordinary vanity which made him fall short of the perfection of his prototype in the Land of Uz the doctorial title which he possessed by virtue of his Ph.D. degree from the University of Heidelberg. Through signing his articles in learned publications " Ephraim Quixtus, Ph.D.," his brethren among the learned who rent him respectfully to pieces in other learned publications, invariably alluded to him as Dr. Quixtus. Through being thus styled by his brethren both in print and conversation, he began to give his name as Dr. Quixtus to the stentorian func- tionary at the doors of banquets and receptions of the learned, and derived infinite gratification from hearing it loudly proclaimed to all assembled. From that to announcing himself as "Dr. Quixtus" to the parlour-maid or butler in the homes of the worldly was but a step. Now it may be questioned whether on the rolls kept by the Incorporated Law Society there is a solicitor who would style himself Doctor. It would be as foreign to the ordinary solicitor's notions of 38 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA professional propriety as to interview his clients in a surplice. The title does not suggest a solicitor any more than Oulxtus himself did in person. He was a stranger, an anomaly, a changeling in the Cor- poration. He ought never to have been a solicitor. He was a very bad solicitor and that was what the judge said, among other things of a devastating nature, when he was giving evidence at a certain memorable trial, which took place not long after he had re-entered the stormy horizon of Clementina Wing, and his portrait had been hung above the presi- dential chair of the Anthropological Society. It is but justice to say that Quixtus was a solicitor not by choice, but by inheritance and filial affection. His father had an old-fashioned lucrative family prac- tice, into which, as it was his father's earnest desire, his kindly nature allowed him to drift. When his father died suddenly, almost as soon as his articles were completed and he was admitted into partnership, he stared in dismay at the prospect before him. He could no more draw up a conveyance of land, or administer a bankrupt estate, or prepare a brief for a barrister, than he could have steered an Atlantic liner into New York Harbour. And he had not the faintest desire to know how to draw up a conveyance or administer an estate. Beyond acquiring from text- books the bare information requisite for the passing f his examinations, he had never attempted to probe deeper into the machinery of the law. His mind at- tributed far greater importance to the sharp flint instruments wherewith primitive men settled their quarrels by whanging each other over the head than to the miserable instruments on parchment which adjusted the sordid wrangles of the present genera- tion. By entering the profession he had merely grati- fied a paternal whim. There had been a " Quixtus THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 39 and Son " in Lincoln's Inn for a hundred years, and it was the dearest wish of the old man's heart that " Quixtus and Son " should remain there in scecula sceculorum. While his father was alive Ephraim had scarcely thought of this desirable continuity. But his father dead, it behooved him to see piously to its establishment The irksome part of the matter was that he had no financial reason for proceeding with an abominated profession. As hunger drives the wolves abroad, according to Frangois Villon, so might hunger have driven him from his palaeolithic forest. But there was no chance of his being hungry. Not only did his father and his mother each leave him a comfort- able fortune, but he was the declared heir of an uncle, his father's elder brother, who possessed large estates in Devonshire, and had impressed Ephraim from his boyhood up as one in advanced and palsied old age. Yet " Quixtus and Son " had to be carried on. How? He consulted the confidential clerk, Marrable who had been in the office since boyhood. Marrable at once suggested a solution of the difficulty which almost caused Ephraim to throw himself into his arms for joy. It was wonderful ! It was immense ! Quix- tus welcomed it as Henry VIII. welcomed Cromwell's suggestion for getting rid of Queen Katherine. The solution was nothing less than that Ephraim should take him into partnership on generous terms. The deed of partnership was drawn up and signed, and Quixtus entered upon a series of happy and prosperous years. He attended the office occasionally, signed letters and interviewed old family clients, whom he entertained with instructive though irrelevant gossip until they went away comforted. When they insisted on business advice instead of comfort, he rang the bell, and Marrable appeared like a djinn out of a 40 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA bottle. Nothing could be simpler, nothing could work more satisfactorily. Not only did clients find their affairs thoroughly looked after, but they were flat- tered at having bestowed upon them the concentrated legal acumen and experience of the firm. You may say that, as a solicitor, Quixtus was a humbug; that he ought never to have accepted the position. But show me a man who has never done that which he ought not to have done, and you will show me either an irresponsible idiot or an angel masquerading in mortal vesture. I have my doubts whether Job him- self before his trials was quite as perfect as he is made out to be. Quixtus was neither idiot nor angel. At the most he was a scholarly, ineffectual gentleman of comfortable means, forced by filial tenderness into a distasteful and bewildering pursuit. He had neither the hard-heartedness to kill the one, nor the strength of will to devote himself to the mastery of the other. He compromised, you may say, with the devil. Well, the devil is notoriously insidious, and Quixtus was entirely unconscious of subscribing to a bargain. At any rate, the devil had a hand in his undoing and appointed a zealous agent of iniquity in the person of Mr. Samuel Marrable. When Quixtus went to Lincoln's Inn Fields one morning and found, instead of his partner, a letter from him stating that he had gone abroad and would remain there without an address for an indefinite time, Quixtus was surprised. When he had summoned the managing clerk and together they had opened Mar- rable's safe, both he and the clerk were bewildered; and after he had spent an hour or two with a chartered accountant, for whom he had hurriedly telephoned, he grew sick from horror and amazement. Later in the day he heard through the police that a warrant was out for Samuel Marrable's arrest. In the course THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 41 of time he learned that Samuel Marrable had done everything that a solicitor should not do. He had misappropriated trust- funds; he had made away with bearer-bonds ; he had falsified accounts ; he had forged transfers; he had speculated in wild-cat concerns; he had become the dupe of a gang of company promoters known throughout the City as "Gehenna Unlimited." He had robbed the widow ; he had robbed the orphan ; he had robbed the firm; he had robbed with impunity for many years; but when, in desperation, he had tried to rob "Gehenna Unlimited," they were too much for him. So Samuel Marrable had fled the country. Thus fell the first thunderbolt. Quixtus saw the fair repute of "Quixtus and Son" shattered in an instant, his own name tarnished, himself and this was the most cruel part of the matter betrayed and fooled by the man in whom he had placed his bound- less trust. Marrable, whom he had known since he was a child of five ; with whom he had gone to panto- mimes, exhibitions, and such like junketings when he was a boy; \vho had first guided his reluctant feet through the mazes of the law ; who had stood with him by his father's death-bed; who was bound to him by all the intimacies of a lifetime; on whose devotion he had counted as unquestioningly as a child on his mother's love Marrable to be a rogue and a rascal, not a man at his wit's end yielding to a sudden tempta- tion, but a deliberate, systematic villain it was all but unthinkable. Yet here were irrefragable proofs, as the law took its course. And all through the night- mare time that followed until the trial for the poor fugitive was soon hunted down and haled back to London when his days were spent in helpless exam- ination of confusing figures and bewildering trans- actions, the insoluble human problem was uppermost in his mind. How could the man have done these 42 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA things? Marrable had sobbed over his father's grave and had put his arm affectionately round his shoulders and led him away to the mourning coach. Marrable had stood with him by another open grave, that of his dead wife, and had comforted him with affectionate sympathy. To the very end not a sinister look had appeared in his honest, capable eyes. On the very day of his flight he had lunched with Quixtus in the Savoy grill-room. He had laughed and jested and told Quixtus a funny story or two. When they parted : " Shall I see you at the office this afternoon? No? Well, good-bye, Ephraim. God bless you." He had smiled and waved a cheery hand. How could a man shower upon another his tears, his sym- pathy, his laughter, his implied loyalty, his blessings, and all the time be a treacherous scoundrel working his ruin? All his knowledge of Prehistoric Man would not answer the question. " I wonder whether there are many people in the world like Marrable? " he questioned. And from that moment he began to look at all clear- eyed, honest folk and speculate, in a dreary way, whether they were like Marrable. The family honour being imperilled, duty sum- moned him to an interview with Matthew Quixtus, his father's elder brother, the head of the family, and owner of a large estate at Croxton, in Devonshire, and other vast possessions. He paid him a week-end visit. The old man, nearly ninety, received him with every mark of courtesy. He went out of his way to pay deference to him as a man of high position in the learned world. Instead of the " Mr. Ephraim," which had been his designation in the house ever since the " Master Ephraim " had been dropped in the dim past, it was pointedly as " Dr. Quixtus " that butler and coachman and the rest of the house- THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 43 hold heard him referred to. Quixtus, who had always regarded his uncle as a fiery ancient, hot with family pride and quick to quarrel on the point of honour, was greatly relieved by his unexpected suavity of demeanour. He listened to his nephew's account of the great betrayal with a kindly smile, and wasted upon him bottles of the precious '54 port which the butler, with appropriate ritual, only brought up for the Inner Brotherhood of Dionysus. On all previous occasions, Ephraim, at whose deplorably uncultivated palate the old man had shrugged pitying shoulders, had been treated to an unconsidered vintage put upon the table after dinner rather as a convention than (in the host's opinion) as a liquid fit for human throttle. He was sympathetic over the disaster and alluded to Marrable in picturesquely old-world terms of depre- ciation. " It'll cost you a pretty penny, one way or the other," said he. " I shall have to make good the losses. I dare say I can make arrangements extending over a period of years." " Fly kites, eh ? Well, I shan't live for ever. But I'm not dead yet. By George, sir, no ! " and his poor old hand shook pitifully as he raised his glass to his lips. " My grandfather your great grandfather lived to be a hundred and four." " It will be a matter of pride and delight to all who know you," said Quixtus, smiling and bowing, glass in hand, across the table, " if you champion the mod- ern world and surpass him in longevity." " The property will come in very handy, though, won't it ? " asked the old man. " I confess," said Quixtus, " that, if I pay the lia- bilities out of my own resources, I may be somewhat embarrassed." 44 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA " And what will you do with yourself when you've shut up the shop ? " " I shall devote myself more closely to my favourite pursuits." The old man nodded and finished his glass of port. " A damned gentlemanly occupation," said he, " without any confounded modern commercialism about it." Quixtus was pleased. Hitherto his uncle had not regarded his anthropological studies with too sym- pathetic an eye. He had lived, all his life, a country gentleman, looking shrewdly after his estates, building cottages, draining fields, riding to hounds and shooting all things that were to be shot in their season. In science and scholarship he took no interest. It was therefore all the more gratifying to Quixtus to hear his studious scheme of life so heartily commended. The end of the visit was marked by the same amenity as the beginning, and Quixtus returned to town some- what strengthened for the ordeal that lay before him. Up to the time of the trial he had met with nothing but the kindly sympathy of friends and the courteous addressing of those with whom he came into business relations. His first battering against the sharp and merciless edges of the world took place in open court. He stood in the witness-box a lone, piteous spectacle, a Saint Sebastian among witnesses, unsaved by mirac- ulous interposition, like the lucky Sebastian, from per- sonal discomfort. That he was an upright, sensitive gentleman mattered nothing to judge and counsel; just as the fact of Sebastian's being a goodly and gallant youth did not affect his would-be executioners. At every barb shot at him by judge and counsel he quivered visibly. They were within their rights. In their opinion, he deserved to quiver. At the back of their legal minds they were all kindly gentlemen, and THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 45 out of court had human minds like yours and mine but in their legal minds, Judge, Counsel for the Prose- cution, Counsel for the Defence, all considered Quix- tus a fortunate man in being in the witness-box at all ; he ought to have been in the dock. There had never ieen such fantastically culpable negligence. He did not know this; he had not inquired into that; such a transaction he had just been aware of, but never understood; he had not examined the documents in question. Everything brought him by Marrable for signature, he signed as a matter of course, without looking at it. "If Mr. Marrable had brought you a cheque for 20,000 drawn in his favour on your own private bankers, would you have signed it ? " asked Counsel. " Certainly," said Quixtus. "Why?" " I should not have looked at it." " But supposing the writing on the cheque had, as it were, leaped to your eyes ? " " I should have taken it for granted that it had to do with the legitimate business of the firm." " If that is the case," remarked the judge, " I don't think that men like you ought to be allowed to go about loose." Whereat there arose laughter in court, and sudden, hellish hatred of judges in the heart of Quixtus. " Can you give the court any reason why you drifted into such criminal carelessness?" asked Counsel. " It never entered my head to doubt my partner's integrity." " Do you carry this childlike faith in human nature into all departments of life? " " Up to now I have had no reason to distrust my fellow creatures." 46 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA " I congratulate you as a solicitor on having had a unique experience," said the judge acidly. Counsel continued. " I put it to you suppose two or three plausible strangers told you a glittering tale, and one asked you to entrust him with a hundred pounds to show your confidence in him would yoi* doit?" " I am not in the habit of consorting with vulgar strangers," retorted Quixtus, with twitching lip. " Which means that you are too learned and lofty a person to deal with the common clay of this low world?" " I cannot deal with you," said Quixtus. Counsel grew red and angry, as there was laughter in which the judge joined. " The witness," said the latter, " is not quite such a fool as he would give us to imagine, Mr. Smithers." Thus the only blow that Quixtus could give was turned against him. Also, Counsel, smarting under the hit, mishandled him severely, so that at the end of his examination he stepped down from the witness- box, less a man than a sentient bruise. He remained in court till the very end, deathly pale, pain in his eyes, and his mouth drawn into the lines of that of a child about to cry. The trial proceeded. There was no doubt of the guilt of the miserable wretch in the dock. The judge summed up, and it was then that he said the devastating things about Quixtus that inflamed his newly born hatred of judges to such an extent that it henceforth blackened his candid and benevo- lent soul. The jury gave their verdict without retir- ing, and Marrable, at the age of sixty, was condemned to seven years' penal servitude. Quixtus left the court dazed and broken. He was met in the corridor by Tommy, who gripped him by the arm, led him down into the street and put him THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 47 into a cab. He had not been in court, being a boy of delicate feelings. " You must buck up, you know/' he said to the silent, grey-faced man beside him. " It will all come right. What you want now is a jolly stiff brandy- and-soda." Quixtus smiled faintly. " I think I do," said he. A few minutes later Tommy superintended the taking of his prescription in the dining-room in Rus- sell Square, and eyed Quixtus triumphantly as he set down the empty glass. " There ! That'll set you straight. There's nothing: like it." Quixtus held out his hand. " You're a good boy, Tommy. Thanks for taking care of me. I'll be all right now." " Don't you think I might be of some use if I stayed ? It's a bit lonesome here." " I have a big box of stuff from the valley of the Dordogne, which I haven't opened yet," said Quixtus. " I was saving it up for this evening, so I shan't be lonesome." " Well, be sure to have a good dinner and a bottle of fizz," said Tommy. After which sage counsel he went reluctantly away. Just as Clementina was sitting down to dinner Tommy rushed in with a crumpled evening newspaper in his hand, incoherent with rage. Had she seen the full report? What did she think of it? How dared they say such things of a high-minded honourable gentleman? Counsel on both sides were a disgrace to the bar, the judge a blot on the bench. They ought not to be allowed to cumber the earth. They ought to be shot on sight. Out West they would never have left the court ^alive. Had he lived in a simpler age, 48 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA or in a more primitive society, the young Paladin would have gone forth and slaughtered them in the bosom of their families. Fortunately, all he could do by way of wreaking his vengeance was to tear the newspaper in half, throw it on the floor, and stamp on it. " Feel better? " asked Clementina, who had listened to his heroics rather sourly. " If so, sit down and have some food." But Tommy declined nourishment. He was too sore to eat. His young spirit revolted against the injustice of the world. It clamoured for sympathy. " Say you think it damnable." " Anything to do with the law is always damnable," said Clementina. " You shouldn't put yourself within its clutches. Please pass me the potatoes." Tommy handed her the dish. " I believe you're as hard as nails, Clementina." " All right, believe it," she replied grimly. And she would not say more, for in what she thought was her heart she agreed with the judge. CHAPTER IV QUIXTUS was still bowing his head over the dishonoured grave of " Quixtus and Son " when the second thunder-bolt fell. The public disgrace drove a temperamentally hermit-like nature into more rigid seclusion. He resigned his presidency of the Anthropological Society. The Council met and unanimously refused to accept his resignation. They wrote in such terms that he could not do otherwise than yield. But he gave up his attendance at their meetings. To a man, his friends among the learned professed their sympathy. It hurt rather than healed. Those who wrote received courteous and formal replies. Those who knocked at his door were refused admittance. Even Clementina, repenting of her harshness and pitying the lonely and helpless man, pinned on a shameless thing that had once resembled a hat, and went up by omnibus to Russell Square, only to find the door closed against her. The woman thus scorned became the fury which, according to the poet, is unknown in Hades. She expressed her opinion of Quixtus pretty freely. But Quixtus shrank from her as he shrank from every one, as he even shrank from his own servants. These he dismissed, with the exception of Mrs. Pennycook, his housekeeper, who, since the death of his wife had held a high position of trust in his household, and a vague female of humble and heterogeneous appearance, who lived out, and had the air of apologising for in- ability to squeeze through the wall when he passed by. In view of he knew not what changes in his immediate 49 50 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA financial circumstances, economy, he said, was desir- able. He also shut up the greater part of the big house, finding a dim sort of pleasure in such retrenchment. He lived in his museum at the back, ate his meals in the little dark room at the head of the kitchen stairs, and changed his luxurious bedroom for a murky, cheerless little chamber adjoining the museum. When a man takes misery for a bride he may be for- given for exaggeration in his early transports. Only on Tuesday nights did he throw open dining- room and drawing-room, where he received Huckaby, Vandermeer, and Billiter as in the past. To them his smile and his old self were given. Indeed he found a newer sympathy with them. He, even as they, had been the victim of outrageous fortune. He, too, had suffered from the treachery of man and the insolence of office. The three found an extra guerdon in their great-coat pockets. There were times, however, when the museum grew wearisome through familiarity, when he fonnd no novelty in the Quaternary skull from Silesia, or the engraved reindeers on the neolithic axe-heads, or the necklet of the lady o r the bronze age; when he craved things nearer to his own time which could give him some message of modernity. On such occa- sions he would either walk abroad, or if the weather were foul, take a childish pleasure in exploring the sealed chambers of the house. For, shut up a room, exclude from it the light of day, cover the furniture with dust-sheets till you get the semblance of a morgue of strange beasts, forget it for a while, and, on re- entering it, you will have all the elements of mystery which gradually and agreeably gives place to little pleasant shocks of discovery of the familiar. The neglected pictures that have hung on the walls, the huddled knick-knacks on a table, the heap of books on THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 51 the floor, all have messages of gentle reproach. A newspaper of years ago, wrapped round a cushion, once opened by eager hands and containing in its headlines world-shaking news (now so stale and for- gotten) is a pathetic object. In drawers are garments out of date, preserved heaven knows why, keepsakes worked by fair hands, unused but negligently treas- ured, faded curtains which will never be rehung a thousand old stimulating things, down to ends of sealing-wax and carefully rolled bits of twine. And some drawers are empty, and from them rises the odour of lavender poignant with memories of the things that are no more. It was a large, old-fashioned house which had been his father's before him, in which he had been born; and it was full of memories. In the recess of a dark cupboard in one of the attics he found a glass jar, which had escaped the vigilance or commanded the respect of generations of housemaids, covered with a parchment on which was written in his mother's hand, " Damson Jam." His mother had died a quarter of a century ago. An old hair-trunk in the corner of the box-room, such a hair-trunk as the boldest man during Quixtus's lifetime would have shrunk from having attached to him on his travels, contained correspondence of his grandfather's and old daguerrotypes and photo- graphs of stiff, staring, faded people long" since gone to a (let us hope) more becomingly attired world. There was a miniature on ivory, villainously painted, of a chubby red-cheeked child, and on the back was written " My Son Mathew, aged two years and six months." Could the shrivelled, myriad-wrinkled, palsied old man whom Ephraim had visited but a short while since ever have remotely resembled this? The hair-trunk also contained a pistol with a label " Car- 52 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA ried by my father at Waterloo." That was the old gentleman who had lived to a hundred and four. Why had this relic of family honour remained hidden all his life? The more he searched into odd corners the more did his discoveries stimulate his interest. Of his own life he found records in unexpected places. A bundle of school-reports. He opened it at random, and his eye fell upon the Headmaster's Report at the foot of a sheet ; " Studious but unpractical. It seems impossible to arouse in him a sense of ambition, or even of the responsibilities of life." He smiled some- what wistfully and put the bundle in his pocket with a view to the further acquisition of self-knowledge. A set of Cambridge college bills tied with red tape, a broken microscope, a case of geometrical drawing instruments, a manuscript book of early poems, mimetic echoes of Keats, Tennyson, Shelley, Swin- burne, who were all clamouring together in his brain, his college blazer, much moth-eaten, his Heidelberg student's cap, ditto. . . . Ah! qu'ils sont loin ces jours si regre tie's! . . . Of his wife, too, there were almost forgotten relics. An oak chest opened unexpectedly disclosed a pair of little pink satin , slippers standing wistfully on the top of the tissue paper that protected the dresses beneath. The key was in the lock. He closed the lid reverently, locked the chest, and put the key in his pocket. They had had together five years of placid happiness. She was a sweet, white-winged soul Angela. Her little boudoir on the second floor had not been used since her death, and was much as she had left it. Only the dust-sheets and the gloom invested it in a more ghostly atmosphere than other less sacred chambers. Her work-basket stood by the window. He opened it and found it still contained THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 53 a reel of thread and a needle-case stuck full of rusty needles. On the wall hung an enlarged portrait of himself at the age of thirty he was not quite so lan- tern-jawed then, and his hair was thicker on the top. A water-colour sketch of Angela hung over the oak bureau, at which she used to write her dinner-notes and puzzle her pretty head over household accounts. He drew up the blind so as to see the picture more clearly. Yes. It was like her. Dark-haired, fragile, with liquid brown eyes. There was just that dimple in her chin. . . . He remembered it so well ; but, strangely, it had played no part in his customary mental picture of her. In the rediscovery of the dim- ple he found a vague melancholy pleasure. . . . Idly he drew down the slanting lids of the bureau, and pulled out the long narrow drawers that supported it underneath. The interior was empty. He recol- lected now that he had cleared it of its contents when settling Angela's affairs after her death. He thrust up the slanting lid, pushed back the long right-hand drawer, pushed the left hand one. It stuck. He tried to ease it in, but it was jammed. He pulled it out with a jerk, and found that the cause of the jam was a letter flat against the end of the drawer with a corner turned over the edge. He took out the letter, closed the drawers, and smiled sadly, glad to have discovered a new relic of Angela in the bureau probably a gossiping note from a friend, perhaps one from himself. He went to the light of the window. " My adored heart's dearest and most beloved angel " so the letter began. He scanned the words bewildered. Certainly in his wildest dreams he had never imagined such a form of address. Besides, the handwriting was not his. He turned the sheet rapidly and glanced at the end; "God! How I love you. WILL/' 54 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA "Will? Will Hammersley. It was Will Ham- mersley's handwriting. What did it mean? He paused for a few moments, breathing hard, looking with blind eyes through the window over the square. At last he read the letter. Then he thrust it, a crum- pled ball, into his pocket and reeled out of the room like a drunken man, down the stairs of the lonely house, and flung himself into a chair in his museum, where he sat for hours staring before him, paralysed with an awful dismay. At five o'clock his housekeeper entered with the tea-things. He did not want tea. At seven she came again into the large dark room lit only by the red glow of the fire. " The gentlemen are here, sir." It was a Tuesday evening. He had forgotten. He stumbled to his feet. " All right," he said. Then he shivered, feeling a deadly sickness of soul. No, he could not meet his fellow creatures to-night. " Give them my compliments and apologies, and say I am unwell and unable to dine with them this evening. See that they have all they want, as usual." " Very good, sir but yourself ? Fm sorry you are ill, sir. What can I bring you ? " " Nothing," said Quixtus harshly. " Nothing. And please don't trouble me any more." Mrs. Pennycook regarded him in some astonish- ment, not having heard him speak in such a tone be- fore. Probably no one else had, since he had learned to speak. " If you're not better in the morning, sir, I might fetch the doctor." He turned in his chair. " Go. I tell you. Go. Leave me alone." THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 55 Later he rose and switched on the light and, me-* chanically descending to the hall, like a sleep-walker, deposited his usual largesse in the pockets of the three seedy, familiar overcoats. Then he went up to his museum again. .The effort, however, had cleared his mind. He reflected. He had not been very well of late. There were such things as hallucinations, to which men broken down by mental strain were subject. Let him read the letter through once more. He took the crumpled paper from his pocket, smoothed it out and read. No. There was no delusion. The whole story was there the treachery, the faithless- ness, the guilty passion that gloried in its repeated con- summation. His wife Angela, his friend Will Ham- mersley the only woman and the only man he had ever loved. A sudden memory smote him. He had entrusted her to Hammersley's keeping times out of number. " My God ! " said he, beating his forehead with a clenched fist. "My God!" And so fell the second thunderbolt. Towards midnight there came a heavy knocking at his door. Startled by the unusual sound he cried : " What's that ? Who's there ? " The door opened and Eustace Huckaby lurched solemnly into the room. His ruffled hair stood up on end like a cockatoo's crest, and his watery eyes glistened. He pulled his straggling beard. " Sorry ole' man to hear you're seedy. Came to know how getting on." Quixtus rose, a new sternness on his face, and con- fronted the intruder. " Huckaby, you're drunk." Huckaby laughed and waved a protesting hand, thereby nearly losing his balance. " No," said he. " Rid'klous. I'm not drunk. 56 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA Other fellows are drunk ash owls tha's why couldn't come see you. They're not qui' sort of men been acushtomed to assochate with I'm University man like you Quishtus sometime Fellow Corpus Christi College, Cambridge I first gave motto for club didn't I? Procul, O procul este profani tha's Latin. Other two lobsters don't know word of Latin ignorant as lobsters lobsters tha's wha' I call 'em." He lurched heavily into a chair. " Awful thirsty. Got a drink old f 'la ? " " No," said Quixtus. " I haven't. And if I had, I wouldn't give it to you." The reprobate pondered darkly over the announce- ment. Then he hiccoughed, and his face brightened. " Look here, dear old frien' " Quixtus interrupted him. " Do you mean to tell me those other men are drunk too?" " As owls you go down see 'em." He threw back his head and broke out into sudden shrill laughter. Then, checking himself, he said with an awful gravity: " I beg your pardon, Quishtus. Their conduc's dis- grace humanity." " You three have dined in this house once a week for years, and no one has left it the worse for liquor. And now, the first time I leave you to yourselves I was really not able to join you to-night you take advantage of my absence, and " Huckaby staggered to his feet and tried to lay his hand on Quixtus's shoulder. Having recovered him- self, he put it on top of a case of prehistoric imple- ments. " That's just what I want explain to you. They're lobsters, dear ole' friend just lobsters all claw and belly and no heart. I'm a University man like you. THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 57 Corpush Christi College, Cambridge They're not friends of yours. They're lobsters. Ruddy lobsters. I'm not drunk you know. I'm all right. I'm telling you " Quixtus took him by the arm. " I think you had better go away, Huckaby." " No. Send other fellows away. I'm your frien'," said he, pointing a shaky forefinger. " I want to tell you. I'm a University man and so are you, and I don't care how much you made out of it. You're all right Quishtus. I'm your frien'. Other lobsters said at dinner that if justice were done you'd be in quod." Quixtus took the gaunt sot by the shoulders and shook him. " What the devil do you mean ? " " Don't, don't don't upset good dinner," said Huckaby wriggling away. " You won't believe I'm your friend. Van and Billiter say you were in with Parable Paramour wha's his name? all the time, and it's just your rosy luck that you weren't doing time too. Now I don't care if you did stand in with Parachute 'tisn't my business. But I'll stan' by you. I, Eustace Huckaby, Master of Arts, sometime Fellow of Corpush Christi College, Cambridge. There'sh my hand." He extended it, but Quixtus regarded it not. 11 The three of you have not contented yourselves wkh getting drunk, but you've been slandering me behind my back foully slandering me." He went to the door and flung it open. " I think it's time, Huckaby, that we joined the others." Huckaby shambled down the stairs, murmuring of lobsters and parables, and turning every now and then to assure his host that adverse circumstances made no difference to his imperishable affection; and so they reached the dining-room. Huckaby had spoken truly. Billiter was sprawling back in his chair, his 58 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA coat and waistcoat covered with cigar-ash; his bald head was crowned by the truncated cone of a candle- shade (a jest of Huckaby's) which gave him an ap- pearance that would have been comic to a casual ob- server, but to Quixtus was peculiarly obscene. His dazed eyes were fixed stupidly on Vandermeer who, the picture of woe, was weeping bitterly because he had no one to love him. At the sight of Quixtus, Billiter made an effort to rise, but fell back heavily on to his seat, the candle-shade falling likewise. He mut- tered hoarsely and incoherently that it was the con- founded gout again in his ankles. Then he expressed a desire to slumber. Vandermeer raised a maudlin face. " No one to love me," he whined, and tried to pour from an empty decanter; it slipped from his hand and broke a glass. " Not even a drop of consolation left," he said. " Disgrashful, isn't it?" said Huckaby with a hic- cough. Quixtus eyed them with disgust Humanity was revolting. He turned to Huckaby and said with a shudder : " For God's sake, take them away." Huckaby summed them up with an unsteady but practised eye. " Can't walk. Ruddy lobsters. Must have cabs." Quixtus went to the street-door and whistled up a couple of four-wheelers from the rank; and eventu- ally, by the aid of Huckaby and the cabmen whom he had to bribe heavily to drive the wretches home, they were deposited in some sort of sitting posture each in a separate vehicle. As soon as the sound of the departing wheels died away, Quixtus held out Huckaby's overcoat. " You're sober enough to walk," said he, helping him on with it. " Good-night" THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 59 Huckaby turned on the doorstep. " Want you to remember don't care damn what a frien' has done ever want help, come to me, some- time Fellow of Corp Quixtus closed the street door in his face and heard no more. These were his friends ; these the men who had lived on his bounty, who, for years, for what they could get, had controlled their knavery, their hypocrisy. These were the men for whom he had striven, these sots, these dogs, these vulgar-hearted, slandering knaves! His very soul was sick. He paused at the dining-room door and for a moment looked at the scene of the debauch. Wine and coffee were spilled; glasses broken; a lighted stump of cigar had burned a great brown hole in the tablecloth. He grimly imagined the tipsy scene. If he had been with them, there would have been smug faces, depre- cating hands upheld at the second round of the port, talk on art, literature, religion, and what-not, and, at parting, whispered blessings and fervent hand- shakes; and all the time there would have been slanderous venom in their hearts, and the raging beast of drink within them cursing him for his re- pressing presence. " The canting rogues," he murmured as he went back to his museum. " The canting rogues! " He thrust his hands, in a gesture of anger and dis- gust, deep into his jacket-pockets. His knuckles came against the crumpled letter. He turned faint and clung to the newel-post on the landing for support. The smaller treachery coming close before his eyes had for the time eclipsed the greater. " My God," he said, " is all the world against me? " Unfortunately there was a thunderbolt or two yet to fall. CHAPTER V * TTTIO my nephew Ephraim for his soul's good I bequeath my cellar of wine which I adjure -* him to drink with care, thought, diligence, and appreciation, being convinced that a sound judge of wine is, or is on the way to becoming what my nephew is not, a judge of men and affairs." Quixtus stared at the ironical words written in Mathew Quixtus's sharp precise handwriting, and turned with a grey face to the lawyer who had pointed them out. " Is that the only reference to me in the will, Mr. Henslow ? " he asked. " Unfortunately, yes, Dr. Quixtus. You can see for yourself." He handed Quixtus the document. Mathew Quixtus had bequeathed large sums of money to charities, smaller sums to old servants, the wine to Ephraim, and the residue of his estate to a Quixtus unknown to Ephraim, save by hearsay, who had settled thirty years before in New York. Even Tommy Burgrave, with whom he had been on good terms, was not mentioned. But he had quarrelled years before with his niece, Tommy's mother, for making an impecunious marriage, and, to do him jus- tice, had never promised the boy anything. The will was dated a few weeks back, and had been witnessed by the butler and the coachman. " I should like you to understand, Dr. Quixtus," said Henslow, " that until we found that envelope I had no idea that your uncle had made a fresh will. 60 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 61 I came here with the old one in my hand, which I drew up and which has been in my office-safe for fifteen years. Under that, I need not tell you, you were, with the exception of a few trifling legacies, the sole legatee. I am deeply grieved." " Let me see that date again," said Quixtus. He pressed his hands to his eyes and thought. It was the day before his arrival on his last visit. The telegram announcing Mathew Quixtus's sudden death had brought a gleam of light into a soul which for a week had been black with misery. It awakened him to a sense of outer things. A sincere affection for the old man had been a lifelong habit. It was a shock to realise that lie was no longer alive. Besides having always unconsciously taken a child's view of death, he felt genuinely sorry, for his uncle's sake, that he should have died. Impulses of pity, tender- ness, regret, stirred in his deadened heart. He forth- with set out for Devonshire, and when he arrived at Croxton, stood over the pinched waxen face till the tears came into his eyes. He had summoned Tommy Burgrave, the only other member of the family in England, but Tommy had not been able to attend. He had caught cold while paint- ing in the open air, and was in bed with a slight attack of congestion of the lungs. Quixtus was alone in the great house. With the aid of Henslow he made the funeral arrangements. The old man was laid to rest in the quiet churchyard of Croxton. Half the county came to pay their tribute to his memory, and shook Quixtus by the hand. Then he came back to the house, and in the presence of one or two of the old servants, the will was read. It had been dated the day before his arrival on his last visit. The thing had been written and signed and witnessed and sealed, and was lying in that locked 62 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA drawer in the library all the time that the old man was welcoming him, flattering him, showing him deference. All the suavity and deference had been mockery. The old man had made him a notorious geek and gull. His pale blue eyes hardened, and he turned an expressionless face to the lawyer. " I'm afraid it would not be possible," said Hen- slow, " to have the will set aside on the ground of, say senility on the part of the testator." " My uncle had every faculty at its keenest when he wrote it," said Quixtus, " including that of merci- less cruelty." " It was a heartless jest," the lawyer agreed. " If you will do me a service, Mr. Henslow, you might be kind enough to instruct one of the servants to pack up my bag and forward it to my London address. I am going now to the railway sta- tion." The lawyer looked at his watch and put out a de- taining hand. " There's not a decent train for two or three hours." " I would rather," said Quixtus, " ride a tortoise home than stay in this house another moment." He walked out of the room and out of the house, and after waiting at the station whence he despatched a telegram to his housekeeper, who was not expecting him back for two or three days, took the first train a slow one to London. In his corner of the railway carriage the much- afflicted man sat motionless, brooding. Everything had happened that could shake to its foundations a man's faith in humanity, and swallow it up in abysmal darkness. Suddenly, as though by a prearranged design as we know was the case with his forerunner in the Land of Uz cataclysm after cataclysm had THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 63 revealed to him the essential baseness, treachery, cruelty of mankind. For in his eyes these were proved to be essential qualities. Had they not been revealed to him, not by fitful gleams, but in one steady lurid glare, in the nature of those who had been nearest to him in the world Angela, Will Hammersley, Marrable, Huckaby, Vandermeer, Billiter, Mathew Quixtus? If the same hell-streak ran through the souls of these, surely it must run through the souls of all the sons and daughters of Adam. Now here came the great puzzle. Why should he, Ephraim Quixtus, (as far as he could tell) vary from the un- kindly race of man? Why hitherto had baseness, treachery, and cruelty been as foreign to his nature as an overpowering inclination towards arson or homi- cide ? Why had he been unequipped with these quali- ties which appeared to serve mortals as weapons wherewith to fight the common battle of life? The why, he could not tell. That he had them not, was obvious. That he had gone to the wall through lack of them was obvious, too. Instead of the dagger of baseness, the sword of cruelty, the shield of treachery, all finely-tempered implements of war, he had been fighting with the wooden lath of virtue and the brawn- buckler of trust. Armed as he should have been, he would have out manoeuvred Marrable at his own game, kept his wife in chaste and wholesome terror of his jealousy, sent Huckaby and Company long since to the limbo where they belonged, deluded his uncle into the belief that he was a devil of a fellow, and now be standing with flapping wings and crowing voice tri- umphant on this dunghill of a world. But he had been hopelessly outmatched. Whoever had taken upon him- self the responsibility of equipping him for the battle of life had been g*tilty of incredible negligence. But on whom could he call to remedy this defect? Men 64 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA called on the Unknown God to make them good ; but it would be idiotic as well as blasphemous to call on Him to make one bad. How, then, were the essential qualities of baseness, treachery, and cruelty to be cap- tured and brought into his armoury? Perhaps the Devil might help. But we are so matter-of-fact and scientific in these days that even the simple soul of Quixtus could not quite believe in his existence. If he had lived in the Middle Ages (so in scholarly gloom ran his fancy) he could have drawn circles and penta- grams and things on the floor, and uttered the incanta- tions, and all the hierarchy of hell would have been at his command, Satanas, Lucifer, Mephistopheles, Asmodeus, Samael, Asael, Beelzebub, Azazel, Maca- thiel. . . . Quixtus rather leaned towards Maca- thiel the name suggested a merciless, bowelless, high- cheek-boned devil in a kilt Impatiently he shook his thoughts free from the fantastic channel into which they had wandered and brought them back into the ever-thickening slough of his soul. The train lumbered on, stopping at pretty wayside stations where fresh-faced folk with awkward gait and soft deep voices clattered cheerily past Quixtus's windows on their way to or from the third-class carriages, or at the noisier, bustling stations of large towns. Now and then a well-dressed traveller invaded his solitude for a short distance. But Quixtus sat in his remote corner seeing, hearing nothing, brooding on the baseness, treachery, and cruelty of mankind. He had come to the end of love, the end of trust, the end of friendship. When the shapes of those who were still loyal to him flitted across his darkened fancy he cursed them in his heart. They were as corrupt as the rest. That they had not been found out in their villainy only proved a thicker mask of hypocrisy. He had finished with them all. If THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 65 he had been a more choleric man gifted with the power of picturesque vehemence of language he might have outrivalled Timon of Athens in the denunciations of his fellows. It must be a relief to any one in such a frame of mind to stand up and, with violent gestures, express his views in terms of sciatica, itches, blains, leprosy, venomed worms and ulcerous sores, and to call upon the blessed breeding sun to draw from the earth rotten humidity, and below his sister's orb to infect the air. He knows exactly what he feels, gives it full artistic expression, and finds himself all the better for it. But Quixtus, inarticulate, had no such comfort. Indeed, he could hardly have expressed the welter of horror, hate, and misery that was his moral being, in any form of speech whatever. As the train rumbled on, the phrase " Evil be thou my good " wove itself into the rhythm of the machinery. He let it sing dully and stupidly in his ears, and his mind worked subconsciously back to Macathiel. As yet he had imagined no future attitude towards life. His soul was in a state of negation. The in- sistent invocation of Evil was but a catchword, irritating his brain and having no real significance. At the most he envisaged the future as a period of inactive misanthropy and suspicion. He had as yet no stirrings to action. On the other hand, he did not, like Job, after the first series of afflictions, rend his clothes, shave his head, and bear his reverses with pious resignation. The train arrived an hour late, as slow trains are apt to do, and it was nearly half-past eleven when he reached his house in Russell Square. He opened the door with his latchkey. The hall was dark, contrary to custom. He switched on the light, and, turning, saw that the letter-box had not been cleared. Mechanically he took out the letters, and beneath the 66 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA hall lamp glanced at the outside of the envelopes. Among them was the telegram he had sent from Dev- onshire. Even a man wallowing in the deepest abysses of spiritual misery needs food; and when he finds that a telegram ordering supper (for his return was un- expected) has not been opened, he may be pardoned purely material disappointment and irritation. Mrs. Pennycook, the housekeeper, must have profited by his absence to take a holiday. But what business had she to take a holiday and leave the house uncared for at that time of night? For, if she had returned, she would have lit the hall-light, and cleared the letter- box. He resigned himself peevishly to the prospect of a biscuit and a whisky-and-soda in the little back room where he ate his meals. He strode down the passage to the head of the kitchen stairs and opened the study door. A glare of light met his eyes, and a moment afterwards some- thing else. This was Mrs. Pennycook in an armchair, sleeping a bedraggled sleep with two empty quart bottles of champagne and an empty bottle of whisky by her side. He shook her hard by the shoulders, but beyond stertorous and jerky breaths the blissful lady showed no signs of animation. It was* then that a constricting thread snapped in Quixtus's brain. It was then, as if by a trick of magic, that all the vaguely billowing horrors, disillusions, disgusts, resentments and hatreds co-ordinated them- selves into a scheme of fierce vividness. Just as the boils made Job, who had borne the an- nihilation of his family with equanimity, open his mouth and curse his day, so did a drunken servant, who neglected to give him his supper, awaken Ephraim Quixtus to the glorious thrill of a remorse- less, relentless malignity. THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 67 He threw up his hands and laughed aloud, peals of unearthly laughter that woke the echoes of the empty house, that woke the canary in its cage by the win- dow, causing it to utter a few protesting " cheeps," that arrested the policeman on his beat outside, that did everything human laughter in the way of noise can do, even stimulating the blissful lady to open half a glazed eye for the fraction of a second. After his paroxysm had subsided, he looked at the woman for a moment, and then with an air of peculiar malevolence took a sheet of note-paper from a small writing-table beneath the canary's cage and wrote on it : " Let me never see your face again. E. Q." This, by the aid of a hairpin that had fallen into her lap, he pinned to her apron. Then, with another laugh, he left her beneath the glare of the light, and went out into the street. He was thrilled, like a drunken man, with a new sense of life. Years had fallen from his shoulders. He had solved the riddle of the world. Baseness, treachery, cruelty he felt them pulsating in his heart with a maddening joy of existence. Evil was his good. He was no longer even a base, treacherous, cruel man. He was a devil incarnate. The long exultant years in front of him would be spent in deeds of shame and crime and un- precedented wickedness. If there was a throne to be waded to through slaughter, through slaughter would he wade to it. He would shut the gates of Mercy on mankind. He held out both hands in front of him with stiffened outspread fingers. If only there was a human throat between them, how they would close around it, how he would gloat over the dying agony ! Caligula was the man for him. He regretted his un- timely death. What a colleague could have been made of the fiend who wished that the whole human race had one neck so that it could be severed at one blow ! 68 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA He had reached this stage in his exultant reflections when he found himself outside a restaurant which he had never entered, at the Oxford Street end of the Tottenham Court Road. He remembered that he was hungry; that a new-born spirit of wickedness must be fed. He went in, unconscious of the company or the surrounding's, and ordered supper. The waiter said that it was nearly closing time. Quixtus called for a plate of cold beef and a whisky-and-soda. He de- voured the meat ravenously, forgetful of the bread by his side, and drank the drink at a gulp. Having lit a cigar, he threw half a sovereign on the table and walked out. He walked along the streets heedless of direction, down Shaftesbury Avenue, across Piccadilly Circus blazing with light, through Leicester Square, along the still hurrying Strand to Fleet Street noise- less and empty, his brain on fire, weaving exquisite fabrics of deviltry. Suddenly he halted on a glorious thought. Why should he not begin there and then? The whole of London, with its crime and sin and rot- tenness, lay before him. He retraced his steps back to the Babylon of the West. What could he do? Where could he find adequate wickedness ? When he reached Charing Cross again it was dark and deserted. A square mile of London has every night about an hour of tearing, surging, hectic life. Then all of a sudden the thousands of folk are swept away to the four corners of the mighty city, and all is still. A woman, as Quixtus passed, quickened her pace and murmured words. Here was a partner in wickedness to his hand. But the flesh of the delicately fibred man revolted simultaneously with the thought. No. That did not come within his scheme of wickedness. He slipped a coin into the woman's palm, because she looked so forlorn, and went his way. She was useless for his purpose. What he sought was some occasion THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 69 for pitilessness, for doing evil to his fellow-creatures. A fine rain began to fall; but he heeded it not, burn- ing with the sense of adventure. A reminiscence of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde crossed his mind. Hyde, like Caligula, was also the man for him. Didn't he once throw a child down in a lonely street and stamp on it? He walked and walked through the now silent places, and the more he walked the less opening for wickedness did he see. The potentialities of Babylon appeared to him overrated. After a wild and aimless detour he found himself again at Charing Cross. He struck down Whitehall. But in Whitehall and Parlia- ment Street, the stately palaces on either side, vast museums of an Empire's decorum, forbade the sug- gestion of wickedness. The belated omnibuses and cabs that passed along were invested with a momen- tary hush of respectability. He turned up the Thames Embankment and saw the mass of the great buildings with here and there patches of lighted windows showing above the tree-tops of the gardens, the benches below filled with huddled sodden shapes of human misery, the broad silent thoroughfares, the parapet, the dimly flowing river below a black mirror marked by streaks of light, reflections from lamps on parapet and bridges, the low-lying wharves on the opposite side swallowed up in blackness and no attractive wickedness was apparent ; nor was there any on the great bridge, disturbed only by the slow wag- gons mountains high bringing food for the insatiable multitude of London, and lumbering on in endless trail with an impressive fatefulness; nor even at the coffee-stall at the corner of the Waterloo Bridge Road, its damp little swarm of frequenters clustering to it like bees, their faces illuminated by the segment of light cast by the reflector at the back of the stall, 70 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA all harmlessly drinking cocoa or wistfully watching others drink it. For a moment he thought of joining the swarm, as some of the faces looked alluringly vile ; but the inbred instinct of fastidiousness made him pass it by. He plunged into the unsavoury streets beyond. They were still and ghostly. All things diabolical could no doubt be found behind those silent windows ; but at two o'clock in the morning sin is generally asleep, and sleeping sin and sleeping virtue are as alike as two pins. Meanwhile the fine rain fell un- ceasingly, and the Earnest Seeker after Wickedness began to feel wet and chilly. This is a degenerate age. A couple of centuries ago Quixtus could have manned a ship with cut- throats, hoisted the skull and cross-bones, and become the Terror of the Seas. Or, at a more recent date, if he had been a Corsican he could have taken his gun and gone into the maquis and declared war on the island. If he had lived in the fourteenth century he could have become a condottiere after the fashion of the gentle Duke Guarnieri, who, wearing on his breast a silver badge with the inscription " The Enemy of God, of Pity, and of Mercy," gained for himself en- viable unpopularity in Northern Italy. As a Malay, he could have taken a queerly curving, businesslike knife and run amuck, to his great personal satisfac- tion. In prehistoric times, he could have sat for a couple of delicious months in a cave, polishing and sharpening a beautiful axe-head, and, having fitted it to its haft, have gone forth and (probably skulking behind trees so as to get his victims in the rear) have had as gorgeous a time as was given to prehistoric man to imagine. But nowadays, who can do these de- lightful, vindictive, and misanthropical things with any feeling of security? If Quixtus, obeying a log- ically developed impulse, had slaughtered a young man THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 71 in evening dress in Piccadilly, he most indubitably would have been hung, to say nothing of being sut>- jected to all the sordid procedure of a trial for murder. Nor is this all. Owing to some flaw in our system of education, Quixtus had not been trained to deeds of violence ; no one had even set before him the theoreti- cal philosophy of the subject. You may argue, I am aware, that we use other weapons now than the cut- lass of the pirate or the stone-axe of the quaternary age; we have the subtler vengeance of voice and pen, which can give a more exquisite finish to the devasta- tion of human lives. But I would remind you that Quixtus, through the neglect of his legal studies and practice, was ignorant of the ordinary laws of chicane, and of the elementary principles of financial dishon- esty that guided the nefariousness of folk like "Ge- henna, Unlimited." It must be admitted, therefore, that Quixtus entered on his career of depravity greatly handicapped. The grey light of a hopeless May dawn was just beginning to outline the towers and spires of West- minster against the sky when Quixtus found himself by the Westminster Hospital. He was damp and chill, somewhat depressed. The thrill of adventure had passed away, leaving disappointment and a little dis- illusion in its place. He was also physically fatigued, and his shoulders and feet ached. One ghostly han- som-cab stood on the rank, the horse drooping its de- jected head into a lean nosebag, the driver asleep in- side. Quixtus resolved to arouse the man from his slumbers, and, abandoning the pursuit of evil for the night, drive home to Russell Square. But as he was crossing the road towards the vehicle, a miserable ob- ject, starting up from the earth, ran by his side and addressed him in a voice so hoarse that it scarcely rose above a whisper. 72 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA " For Cord's sake, guv'nor, spare a poor man a copper or two. I've not tasted food for twenty-four hours." Quixtus stopped, his instinctive fingers diving into his pence-pocket. Suddenly an idea struck him. " You must have led a very evil life," said he, " to have come to this stage of destitution." "Watcher gettin' at?" growled the applicant, one eye fixed suspiciously on Quixtus's face, the other on the fumbling hand. " I'm not going to preach to you far from it," said Quixtus ; " but I should like to know. You must have seen a great deal of wickedness in your time." " If you arsk me," opined the man, " there's noth- ing but wickedness in this blankety blank world." He did not say " blankety blank," but used other and more lurid epithets which; though they were not exactly the ones that Quixtus himself would have chosen, at least showed him that his companion and himself were agreed on their fundamental conception of the universe. "If you will tell me where I can find some," he said, " I will give you half a crown." A glimmer of astonished interest lit up the man's dull eyes. " Whatcher want to know for ? " " That's my business," said Quixtus. The cabman, suddenly awakened, saw the possibility of a fare. He clambered out of the vehicle. " Cab, sir ? " he called across the road. " Yes," said Quixtus. " 'Arf a crown ? " said the battered man. " Certainly," said Quixtus. " Then I'll tell yer, guv'nor. I've been a bookie's tout, see? Not a slap-up bookie in the ring but an outside one one what did a bit of welshing when he could, see ? and what I say is, that I seed more wick- THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 73 edness there than anywhere else. If you want to see blankety blank wickedness you go on the turf." He cleared his throat, but his whisper had grown almost inaudible. " I've gone and lost my voice," he said. Quixtus looked at the drenched, starved, voiceless, unshorn horror of a man standing outcast and dyingf of want and wickedness in the grey dawn, under the shadow of the central symbols of the pomp and ma- jesty of England. " You look very ill," said he. " Consumpshon," breathed the man. Quixtus shivered. The cabman, who had hastily dispossessed the dejected horse of the nosebag, had climbed into his dicky and was swinging the cab round. " I thank you very much for your information," said Quixtus. " Here's half a sovereign." Voicelessness and wonder provoked an inarticulate wheeze like the spitting of a cat. The man was still gaping at the unaccustomed coin in his hand when the cab drove off. But Quixtus had not been many minutes on his way when a thought smote him like a sledge-hammer. He brought his fist down furiously on the leathern seat. " What a fool ! What a monumental fool I've been ! " he cried. He had just realised that the devil had offered him as pretty a little chance of sheer wickedness as could be met with on a May morning, which he had not taken. Instead of giving the man ten shillings, he ought to have laughed in his face, taunted him with his emaciation and driven off without paying the half- crown he had promised. To have let the very first op- portunity slip through his fingers! He would have to wear a badge like that of the gentle Duke Guarnieri to keep his wits from wandering. 74 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA When he reached home he looked for a moment into the little room at the head of the kitchen stairs. The Blissful One still slept, a happy smile on her face, and the paper pinned to her apron. There was surely some chance of wickedness here. Quixtus furcns scratched an inventive head. Suppose he carried her outside and set her on the doorstep. He regarded her critically. She was buxom about twelve stone. He was a spare and unathletic man. A great yawn interrupted his speculations, and turning off the light he stumbled off sleepily and wearily to bed. T CHAPTER VI HE Blissful One carried out her master's writ- . ten injunction. He did not see her face again. She packed up her trunks the next morning and silently stole away with a racking head- ache and a set of gold teaspoons which she took in lieu of a month's wages. The vague female awakened Quixtus and prepared his breakfast. When he asked her whether she could cook lunch, she grew pale but said that she would try. She went to the nearest butcher, bought a fibrous organic substance which he asserted to be prime rump-steak, and coming back did something desperate with it in a frying pan. After the first disastrous mouthful, Quixtus rose from the table. " I give' it to you for yourself, my good woman," said he, priding himself on his murderous intent. " I'll get lunch elsewhere." He went to his club, for the first time for many days. And this marked his reappearance in the great ( world. He was halfway through his meal when a man,- passing down the room from pay-desk to door, caught sight of him and approached with extended hand. " My dear Quixtus. How good it is to see you again." He was a bald, pink-faced little man, wearing great round gold spectacles that seemed to be fitted on to his smiles. Kindliness and the gladness of life emanated from him, as perfume does from a jar of attar of 75 76 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA roses. His name was Wonnacott, and he was a mem- ber of the council of the Anthropological Society. Quixtus, who had known him for years, scanned his glad cherubic face, and set him down as a false-hearted scoundrel. With this mental reservation he greeted him cordially enough. " We want you badly," said Wonnacott. " Things aren't all they should be at the Society." " The monkey's tail peeping out between their coat tails ? " Quixtus asked eagerly. " No. No. It's only Griffiths." Griffiths was the Vice-President. " He knows his subject as well as anybody, but he's a perfect fool in the chair. We want you back." " Very good of you to say so," replied Quixtus, " but I'm thinking of resigning from the Society al- together, giving up the study of anthropology and presenting my collection to a criminal lunatic asylum." Wonnacott, laughing, drew a chair from the vacant table next to Quixtus's and sat down. "Why What?" " We know how Primitive Man in most of the epochs slew his enemies, cooked his food, and adorned or disfigured his person; but of the subtle workings of his malignant mind we are hopelessly ignorant." " I don't suppose his mind was more essentially ma- lignant than yours or mine," said Wonnacott. " Quite so," Quixtus agreed. " But we can study the malignancy, the brutality and bestiality of the minds of us living people. We are books open for each other to read. Historic man too we can study from documents Nero, Alexander the Sixth, Titus Oates, Sweeny Tod the Barber " " But, my dear man," smiled Wonnacott, " you are getting into the province of criminology." " It's the only science worth studying," said Quix- THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 77 tus. Then, after a pause, during which the waiter put the Stilton in front of him and handed him the basket of biscuits, " Do you ever go to race meet- ings?" " Sometimes Yes," laughed the other, startled at the unexpectedness of the question. " I have my little weaknesses like other people." " There must be a great deal of wickedness to be found on race-courses." " Possibly," replied Wonnacott, apologetically, " but I've never seen any myself." Quixtus musingly buttered a piece of biscuit. " That's a pity. A great pity. I was thinking of going on the turf. I was told that nowhere else could such depravity be found." One or two of Wonnacott's smiles dropped, as it were, from his face and he looked keenly at Quixtus. He saw a hard glitter in the once mild, china-blue eyes, and an unnatural hardness in the setting of the once kindly lips. There was a curious new eagerness on a face that had always been distinguished by a gentle repose. The hands, too, that manipulated the knife and biscuits, shook feverishly. " I'm afraid you're not very well, my dear fellow," said he. " Not well ? " Quixtus laughed, somewhat harshly. " Why I feel ten times younger than I did this time yesterday. I've never been so well in my life. Why, I could " he stopped short and regarded Wonna- cott suspiciously " No. I won't tell you what I could do." He drank the remainder of his glass of white wine, and threw his napkin on the table. " Let us go and smoke," said he. In the smoking-room, Wonnacott, still observing him narrowly, asked him why he was so interested in 78 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA the depravity of the turf. Quixtus met his eyes with the same suspicious glance. " I told you I was going to take up the study of criminology. It's a useful and fascinating science. But as the subject does not seem to interest you," he added with a quick return to his courteous manner, " let us drop it. You mustn't suppose I've lost all in- terest in the Society. What especially have you to complain of about Griffiths? " Wonnacott explained, and for the comfortable half- hour of coffee and cigarettes after lunch they dis- cussed the ineffectually of Griffiths and, as all good men will, exchanged views on the little foibles of their colleagues on the Council of the Anthropological So- ciety. Quixtus discoursed so humanly, that Wonna- cott, on his way office-wards, having lit a cigar at the spirit-lamp in the club-vestibule, looked at the burning end meditatively and said to himself: " I must have been mistaken after all." x But Quixtus remained for some time in the club deep in thought, scanning a newspaper with unseeing eyes. He had been injudicious in his conversation with Wonnacott. He had almost betrayed his secret. It behooved him to walk warily. In these days the successful serpent has to assume not only the voice, but the outer semblance and innocent manners of the dove. If he went crawling and hissing about the world, proclaiming his venomousness aloud like a rat- tle-snake, humanity would either avoid him altogether, or hit him over the head out of self -protection. He must ingratiate himself once more with mankind, and only strike when opportunity offered. For that reason he would simulate a continued interest in Prehistoric Man. On the other hand, the newly born idea of the study of criminology hovered agreeably and comfortingly THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 79 over his mind. So much so, that he presently left the club, and, walking to a foreign library, ordered the works of Cesare Lombroso, Ottolenghi, Ferri, Topin- ard, Corre and as many other authorities on criminol- ogy as he could think of, and then, having ransacked the second-hand bookshops in Charing Cross Road, drove home exultant with an excellent set of " The Newgate Calendar." Thus he entered upon a new phase of life. He be- gan to mingle again with his fellows, hateful and treacherous dogs though they were. He was no longer morose and solitary. At the next meeting of the Anthropological Society he occupied the Presiden- tial Chair, amid a chorus of (hypocritical) welcome. He accepted invitations to dinner. Also, finding in- tense discomfort in the ministrations of the vague fe- male, and realising that after making good all Mar- rable's defalcations, he was still the possessor of a large fortune, he procured the services of a cook and re- instated his former manservant luckily disengaged in office, and again inhabited the commodious apart- ments which he had abandoned. In fact, he not only resumed his former mode of life, but exceeded it on the social side, walking more abroad into the busy ways of men. In all of which he showed wisdom. For it is manifestly impossible for a man to pursue a successful career of villainy if he locks himself up in the impregnable recesses of a gloomy house and meets no mortal on whom to practise. One afternoon, after deep and dark excogitation, he proceeded to Romney Place and called upon Tommy Burgrave whom he had not seen since the day of the trial. Tommy, just recovering from the attack of congestion of the lungs, which had prevented him from attending his great-uncle's funeral, was sitting- in his dressing-gown before the bedroom fire, while 8o THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA Clementina, unkempt as usual, was superintending his consumption of a fried sole. Tommy greeted him boyishly. He couldn't rise, as his lap was full of trays and fat things. His uncle would find a chair somewhere in the corner. It was jolly of him to come. " You might have come sooner," snapped Clementina. " The boy has been half dead. If it hadn't been for me, he would have been quite dead." " You nursed him through his illness ? " " What else do you suppose I meant? " " He could have had a trained nurse," said Quixtus. '"' There are such things." " Trained nurses ! " cried Clementina, in disdain. " I've no patience with them. If they're ugly, they're brutes because they know that a good-looking boy like Tommy won't look at them. If they're pretty, they're fools, because they're always hoping that he will." " I say, Clementina," Tommy protested. " Nurses are the dearest people in the world. A fellow crocked up is just a ' case ' for them, and they never think of anything but pulling him through. 'Tisn't fair of you to talk like that." " Isn't it? " said Clementina, conscious of a greater gap than usual in the back of her blouse, and strug- gling with one hand to reconcile button and hole. " What on earth do you know about it ? Just tell me, are you a woman or am I ? " Tommy laid down his fork with a sigh. " You're an angel, Clementina, and this sole was delicious ; and I wish there were more of it." She took the tray from his knees and put it on a side table. Tommy turned to Quixtus who sat Sphinx- like on a straight-back chair, and expressed his regret THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 81 at not having been able to attend his great-uncle's funeral. " You missed an interesting ceremony," said Quixtus. Tommy laughed. " I suppose the old man didn't leave me anything? " He had heard nothing privately about the will, and, as probate had not yet been taken out, the usual sum- mary had not been published in the newspapers. " I'm afraid not," said Quixtus. " Did you expect anything? " " Oh Lord, no ! " laughed Tommy, honestly. " Then more fool you, and more horrid old man he," said Clementina. There was a pause. Quixtus, not feeling called upon to defend his defunct and mocking kinsman, said nothing. Clementina drew the crumpled yellow packet of Maryland tobacco and papers from a pocket in her skirt (she insisted on having pockets in her skirts) and rolled a cigarette. When she had licked it, she turned to Quixtus. " I suppose you know that I came like a fool to your house and was refused admittance." " Well trained servants," said Quixtus, " have a knack of indiscriminate obedience." " You might have said something more civil," she said, taken aback. "If you will dictate to me a formula of politeness I will repeat it with very great pleasure," he retorted. " Put a little honey on my tongue and it will wag as mellifluously as that of any hypocrite who wins for himself the adulation of mankind." " Mercy's sake man! " exclaimed Clementina, in her astonishment allowing the smoke to mingle with her words. " Where on earth did you learn to talk like that?" 82 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA Their eyes met, and Clementina suddenly screwed up her face and looked at him. She saw in those blue eyes something, she could not tell what, but some- thing which had not been in the eyes of the gentle, sweet-souled man she had painted. Her grimace, al- though familiar through the sittings, somewhat dis- concerted him. She made the grim sound that with her represented laughter. " I was only wondering whether I had got you right after all." "Of course, you got him right," cried Tommy the ingenuous. " It's one of the rippingest pieces of work you've ever done." " The Anthropological Society find it quite satis- factory," said Quixtus stiffly. " Flattered, I'm sure," said Clementina. Tommy, dimly aware now of antagonism, diplo- matically introduced a fresh topic of conversation. " You haven't told him, Clementina," said he, " of the letter you got the other day from Shanghai." " Shanghai ? " echoed Quixtus. " Yes, from Will Hammersley," said Clementina, her voice softening. " He's in very bad health, and hopes to come home within a year. I thought you, too, might have heard from him." Quixtus shook his head. For a moment he could not trust himself to speak. The sudden mention of that detested name stunned him like a blow. At last he said: " I never realised you were such friends." " He used to come to me in my troubles." Quixtus passed his hand between neck and collar, as if to free his throat from clutching fingers. His voice, when he spoke, sounded hoarse and far away in his ears. " You were in his confidence, I suppose." " I think so," said Clementina, simply. THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 83 To the sorely afflicted man's unbalanced and sus- picious mind this was a confession of complicity in the wrong he had suffered. He controlled himself with a great effort, and turned his face away so that she should not see the hate and anger in his eyes. She, too, had worked against him. She, too, had mocked him as the poor blind fool. She, too, he swore within himself, should suffer in the general de- vastation he would work upon mankind. As in a dream he heard her summarise the letter which she had received. Hammersley had of late been a victim to the low Eastern fever. Once he had nearly died, but had recovered. It had taken hold, however, of his system and nothing but home would cure him. In Shanghai he had made fortune enough to retire. Once in England again he would never leave it as long as he lived. " He writes one or two pages of description of what May must be in England the fresh sweet green of the country lanes, the cool lawns, the old grey churches peeping through the trees, the restful, undulating country, the smell of the hawthorn and blackthorn at dawn and eve those are his words the poor man's so sick for home that he has turned into a twopenny ha-penny poet " " I think it's damned pathetic," said Tommy. " Don't you, Uncle Ephraim ? " " I beg your pardon," said Quixtus with a start. " Don't you think it's pathetic for a chap stranded sick in a God-forsaken place in China, to write that high falutin' stuff about England? Clementina read it to me. It's the sort of thing a girl of fifteen might have written as a school essay all the obvious things you know and it meant such a devil of a lot to him everything on earth. It fairly made me choke. I call it damned pathetic." 84 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA Quixtus said in a dry voice, " Yes, it's pathetic it's comic it's tragic it's melodramatic it's nos- talgic it's climatic Yes," he added, absently, " it's climatic." " I wonder you don't say it's dyspeptic and psychic and fantastic," said Clementina, snatching an old hat from the bed. " Do you know you've talked nothing but rubbish ever since you entered this room?" " Language, my dear Clementina," he quoted, " was given to us to conceal our thoughts." " Bah ! " said Clementina. She held out her hand abruptly. " Good-bye. I'll run in later, Tommy, and see how you're getting on." Quixtus opened the door for her to pass out and returned to his straight-backed chair. Tommy handed him a box of cigarettes. " Won't you smoke ? I tried one cigarette to-day for the first time, but the beastly thing tasted horrid just as if I were smoking oatmeal." Quixtus declined the cigarette. He remained silent, looking gloomily at the young, eager face which masked heaven knows what faithlessness and guile. Being in league with Clementina, whom he knew now was his enemy, Tommy was his enemy too. And yet, for the life of him, he could not carry out the ma- lignant object of his visit. For some time Tommy di- rected the conversation. He upbraided the treacher- ous English climate which had enticed him out of doors, and then stretched him on a bed of sickness. It was rough luck. Just as he was beginning to find himself as a landscape painter. It was a beautiful little bit of river all pale golden lights and silver greys now that May was beginning and all the trees in early leaf he could not get that spring effect again could not, in fact, finish the picture. By the way, his uncle had not heard the news. The little picture THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA 85 that had got (by a mistake, according to Clementina) into a corner of the New Gallery, had just been sold. Twenty-five guineas. Wasn't it ripping? A man called Smythe, whom he had never heard of, had bought it. " You see, it wasn't as if some one I knew had bought it, so as to give a chap some encouragement," he remarked naively. " It was a stranger who had the whole show to pick from, and just jumped at my land- scape." Quixtus, who had filled up by monosyllables the various pauses in Tommy's discourse, at last rose to take his leave. He had tried now and then to say what he had come to say; but his tongue had grown thick and the roof of his mouth dry, and his words literally stuck in his throat. " It's awfully good of you, Uncle Ephraim," said Tommy, " to have come to see me. As soon as I get about again, I'll try to do something jolly for you. There's a bit of wall in your drawing-room that's just dying for a picture. And I say" he twisted his boyish face whimsically and looked at him with a twinkle in his dark blue eyes " I don't know how in the world it has happened but if you could let me draw my allowance now instead of the first of the month " This was the monthly euphemism. Against his will Quixtus made the customary reply. " I'll send you a cheque as usual." " You are a good sort," said Tommy. " And one of these days I'll get there and you won't be ashamed of me." But Quixtus went away deeply ashamed of himself, disgusted with his weakness. He had started out with the fixed and diabolical intention of telling the lad that he was about to disinherit him. 86 THE GLORY OF CLEMENTINA He had schemed this exquisite cruelty in the cool- ness of solitude. In its craft and subtlety it appeared peculiarly perfect. He had come fully prepared to perform the deed of wickedness. Not only had Clemen- tina's gentle presence not caused him to waver in his design, but his discovery of her complicity in his great betrayal had inflamed his desire for vengeance. Yet when the time came for the wreaking thereof, his valour was of the oozing nature lamented by Bob Acres. He was shocked at his pusillanimity. In the middle of Sloane Square he stopped and cursed him- self, and was nearly run over by a taxi-cab. As it was empty he hailed it, and continued his maledictions in the security of its interior. Manifestly there was something wrong in his psychological economy which no reading of Lombroso or the Newgate Calendar could remedy. Or was he merely suffering from a lack of experience in evil doing? Did he not need a guide in the Whole Art and Practice of Wickedness? He walked up and down his museum in anxious thought At last a smile lit up his gaunt features. He sat down and wrote notes of invitation to Huck- aby, Vandermeer, and Billiter to dinner on the follow- ing Tuesday. CHAPTER VII QUIXTUS received them in the museum, a long room mainly furnished with specimen cases whose glass tops formed a double inclined plane, diagrams of geological formations, and book- cases full of pakeontological literature a cold, in- human, inhospitable place. The three looked more dilapidated than ever. Huckaby's straggling whiskers had grown deeper into his cheek; Vandermeer's face had become foxier, Billiter's more pallid and puffy. No overcoats hung on the accustomed pegs, for the cessation of the eleemosynary deposits had led, among other misfortunes, to the pawning of these once in- dispensable articles of attire. The three wore, the-* 4 .- fore, the dismally apologetic appearance of the man who had no w r edding garm_ * The only one of them who put on a simulated heartiness of address was Bil- liter. He thrust out a shaky hand " My dear Quixtus, how delightful " But the sight of his host's unwelcoming face chilled his enthusiasm. Quixtus bowed slightly and motioned them, with his grave courtesy, to comfortless seats. He commanded the situation. So might a scholar prince of the school of Maccjiiavelli have received his chief poisoner, strangler, and confidential abductor. They went down to dinner. It was not an hilarious meal. The conversation which used to flow now fell in spattering drops amid a dead silence. " It's a fine day/' said Quixtus. " Very," said Huckaby. 87